In the world of Magic The Gathering, me and Olga Orromov were flying over a terrifying swamp and it was a creepy place.

Me: Wow. This is one creepy swamp.

Olga: No kidding. It's terrifying.

We arrived at a very forbodding and very scary mountain and it was really The Vault of Whispers.

Me: Wow the Vault of Whispers.

Olga: It sure is creepy.

Me: Yeah.

Olga: Well, I know the drill by now.

Olga concentrated and groaned as her hair fell out.

And she grew many tentacles and she turned into JELZAP!

Me: YEAH!

We went into the Vault of Whispers and it was the creepiest place we've ever seen.

Me: This is One creepy and horrifying place.

Jelzap: No kidding. Talk about spooky.

Me: Wow it looks like no one has been in here for years.

Jelzap: It's scary and creepy.

We walked on and we got to a room and the door was sealed tight.

Me: This door is locked up tight.

Jelzap: I got this.

She fired a focused lightning beam and cut a hole in the door and I kicked the whole down.

Me: Clever.

Jelzap: Thanks.

We saw a girl chained to the wall and she was an Elf.

Me: Wow she's an Elf.

Jelzap: Wow. I've read a lot about them.

Me: Me too.

McWolf came out.

McWolf: Pretty creepy place I picked for the rescue huh?

Me: No kidding McWolf. But it is a really good place for one.

McWolf: Yeah it sure is.

We jumped McWolf and tickled him all over. Then we went over and cut the girl free.

Me: Are you all right?

Eris (DLWAMG): Yeah thanks to you. Wow! You're J.D. Knudson, Leader of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Me: That's right. Pleasure to meet you.

Jelzap: My name is Olga Orromov and I'm a Sea Wasp Gene-Slammer. In this form I'm called Jelzap.

Eris (DLWAMG): Pleasure to meet you. My name is Eris and yes I'm an elf.

Me: Pleasure to meet you Eris.

Jelzap: I'm gonna revert back.

Me: Okay.

I put on my blind man glasses and Olga reverted back.

Olga was human again. And topless.

Olga: (covers her boobs) I'm glad no perverts are here to take a peek at my breasts!

I gave her a shirt.

Me: And thank goodness that Nicole isn't here to beat the living s*** out of me too.

Olga: Thanks J.D.

She put it on.

Eris (DLWAMG): I am forever grateful for you all and I heard that you all are saving my friends and Miia.

Me: We sure are Eris.

Olga: But these adventures in saving Miia and friends is awesome.

Me: Yep.

We went back to the World Tree Estate.


Back at the World Tree Estate, everyone was having breakfast when me, Olga and Eris came in.

Olga went to join for breakfast.

Eris (DLWAMG): Wow! So this is where you all live.

Me: Yep. It's our big home.

Nico: Wow! She's an elf.

Eris (DLWAMG): Yep. Pleasure to meet you Nico.

Miia: Eris!

Eris (DLWAMG): Miia!

They hugged.

Miia: It's awesome having you with us.

Eris (DLWAMG): Same here.


Later we were at school.

Wood Man: Another good day at school.

Me: Yep. So far things have been going good.

Nico: They sure have.

Eris (DLWAMG): It sure is nice.

Then I suddenly sensed a huge energy increase.

Me: Whoa! Do you guys feel that?

Nico: Yeah I sense a huge energy surge.

Eris (DLWAMG): I feel it too. What could that be.

I then heard something and I saw that my Geode was glowing.

Me: Weird my geode is reacting to something.

Eli and Nico saw that their geodes were reacting too.

Nico: Something is causing our geodes to glow like this. Lets go find Twilight and the girls. Maybe they might know.

Me: Right lets go.

We found Twilight and the rest of the Mane 9 minus Sunset.

Me: Hey girls.

Twilight Sparkle: Hey J.D.

Me: Are you girls having problems with your powers?

Fluttershy: I think we are.

Trixie: Yeah what's causing it?

George of the Jungle: (sees the Mane 7) You guys are overreacting. George doesn't see anything wrong.

Twilight Sparkle: We don't know what it is yet.

Me: Yeah something is up. Yesterday my powers caused me to make an incredibly huge money tree that was overflowing with cash, gold and priceless jewels grow in front of a poor house and it made that family filthy rich beyond their wildest dreams.

Nico: I caused a huge burger tree to grow right in front of a local homeless shelter.

Eli: I caused a massive number of flowers made of crystals and jewels to grow all over the city wherever I walked.

Me: That's weird.

Skullgrin: So, you girls think you're losing control of your powers?

Pinkie Pie: I don't think so.

Fluttershy: Somehow our powers are growing all supercharged and all that.

Tailgate: I'm sure this is just a temporary thing.

Me: Maybe. What problems did you girls have?

Sunset Shimmer: [groans] Well, the earmuffs don't work. I'm now hearing everything everyone's thinking without even touching them! Is anyone else experiencing a sudden... uh... surge in their powers today?

Me: Yeah I'm having one.

Nico: Same with me.

Eli: And me.

Me: What about you girls?

Rest of the Mane 9: Uh... eh...

Sunset Shimmer saw into their thoughts and she saw that it was happening to them too.

[birds chirping]

Fluttershy had EVERY animal in the pet shops and the city follow her.

Twilight Sparkle: Whooooaaaaa!

Twilight Sparkle was riding her bike and her magic made her fly into the air like in the movie E.T.

[clang!]

Applejack accidentally ripped her entire locker door off.

Applejack: Uh...

[clang!]

She tried to put it back on but to no avail.

Pinkie Pie was eating her lunch when her apple exploded.

[boom!]

[splat!]

It got applesauce all over Vinyl Scratch and others.

Pinkie Pie: Huh?

OOPS.

Trixie was doing her magic when suddenly hundreds of rabbits came out of her hat and scurried all over the place.

Trixie: (Screams)

Starlight Glimmer was looking for books to read in the library and when she found one, they all came and buried her in a huge pile of them.

Starlight Glimmer: (Groans)

Sunset Shimmer: So you have! Sorry. I just heard all of your thoughts. Can't help it.

Eli: Weird.

Twilight Sparkle: Fascinating. I wonder what's causing it.

Me: Yeah this is mega freaky.

Rainbow Dash came in fast.

[zoom!]

Rainbow Dash: [quickly] Hi, guys! I just ran here from the soccer field in three seconds! Wait, hold on!

[zoom!]

She left and came back.

[zoom!]

Rainbow Dash: [quickly] Forgot my backpack! [chomp] Yuck! This needs mustard.

[zoom!]

She left and came back again.

[zoom!]

Rainbow Dash: [quickly] Super speed is where it's at, am I right?! It's like, I can't stop because I've been getting so much done!

[geodes shimmering]

We saw all our geodes shimmering.

Twilight Sparkle: Okay. I may have a theory about what's going on with our magic.

Me: What is it?

Twilight went and did a huge equation.

Twilight Sparkle: Our geodes are all connected. So the more each of us use our magic for everyday tasks, the more all of our powers become supercharged and go... haywire!

Me: That explains what that energy increase that I sensed earlier was.

Nico: Yeah and why our powers were going haywire. That is too weird.

Eli: Very strange.

Trixie: I had no idea.

Sunset Shimmer: Since Rainbow was using her super speed for everything, all of us experienced an uncontrollable boost.

Rest of the Equestria Girls: Ohhhhh.

They looked at her with a glare.

Rainbow Dash: [laughing nervously] Whoopsies.

George of the Jungle: George understand now.

Nico: So do I. That is interesting.

Starlight Glimmer: We had no idea that this was happening to us.

Me: Hey she didn't know this was going to happen. Cut her some slack.

Eli: Yeah Rainbow Dash had no idea this would affect us in some sort of way.

Starlight Glimmer: That's all right. But thank goodness we were able to figure it all out.

Applejack: That's true.

Eris (DLWAMG): But at least we found out what was causing it.

Rarity: Well, so long as we use it in moderation, our magic should stay under control?

Pinkie Pie: And our geodes will go all glowy if it's about to get whack-a-doodle-doo?

Twilight Sparkle: It seems that way.

Sunset Shimmer: We'll have to keep that in mind.

Me: Noted. Lets get to class.

We went to class.


Later we were getting ready for our next mission.

Guts Man: Where are we going this time?

Me: You guys are in for an awesome treat. We're going to meet the famous Japanese Pop Band, Puffy AmiYumi!

Luna, Sam, Girl Jordan and Maria squealed like giddy fangirls!

Maria: Oh wow! I love Puffy AmiYumi!

Luna: They rock!

Sam S.L.: Yeah they do! I love all their songs and they are awesome!

May: They are amazing.

Rex Goodwin, Chemistro, Bonz, Nergal, Titania, Duff Killigan, Raven Branwen, and Dr. Polaris then appeared.

Rex Goodwin: Can me, Chemistro, Bonz, Nergal, Titania, Duff Killigan, Raven Branwen, and Dr. Polaris go with you all?

Me: You all sure can. We're going to meet Puffy AmiYumi in Japan.

Titania: AWESOME! I love Puffy AmiYumi.

Nergal: Who are they?

Me: They are a famous Japanese Pop Band. You guys will love them. I love all their songs and all that.

Kairi Yano: We know them. They are widely known all over the country.

Right Suzuki: And we saw them perform many times all over.

Touma: You guys will love seeing them perform. They do a really amazing job.

Me: And I heard rumors flying around that they do amazing adventures. Lets head out.

We were off to Japan.


TOKYO, JAPAN


We were back in Tokyo, Japan yet again.

Hook: Is this where you said they would be?

Me: Yep. Ami and Yumi are both from Japan and they perform whereever.

Eli: It will be so awesome to meet them. They are what lead me to listen to Japanese Pop Music.

Eris (DLWAMG): That is amazing.

Dina: I can't wait to see what they are like.

Nico: I know it's gonna be awesome.

Laney: It sure is.

Lana: But where do we find them?

Me: Follow me.

We went to a music stage and we saw their bus.

Tentacool: I have an idea on how to get their attention.

Bonz: What do you have in mind?

Tentacool walked up to where Ami and Yumi were. And then, she jumped on Yumi's head.

Yumi: (Ami and Kaz are starting at her) What is it? Do I have something on my face?

Kaz: Try on your head.

Yumi felt her head and that's when she picked up Tentacool.

Yumi: What the? Is this a new kind of hat?

Ami: It's no kind of hat I've ever seen.

Tentacool: I'm not a hat and my friends came to meet you.

Yumi dropped Tentacool.

Yumi: It talks!

Me: I see you all met Tentacool.

They saw us.

Ami: Oh wow! Team Loud Phoenix Storm!

Yumi: It's an honor to meet you!

Me: (Speaking in Japanese) 有名な大貫亜美さんと吉村由美さんにお会いできて光栄です。アメリカからずっとお会いできました。(It's an honor to meet the famous Ami Onuki and Yumi Yoshimura, we came all the way from America to meet you.)

Yumi: (Speaking Japanese) 皆様にお会いできて光栄です。皆様のご来場を光栄に思います。(It's an honor to meet you all too. We are honored that you all came.)

Me: It's awesome meeting you.

Ami: (to the Masters of Evil members) I know the 8 of you are bad guys. But, are any of you guys fans of us?

Chemistro: Well, at least you're not threatening to send us to jail,

Yumi: Oh, we're still calling 911 on you. But first, we want to know if you want any autographs before that happens.

Titania: Just me. I'm a huge fan of you.

Me: And second of all the Masters of Evil are not here to fight you. They are our frenemies and they usually do usual battles with us. We get a good thrill out of it.

Nico: We've essentially reformed them into Anti-Villains.

Laney: It's true.

Hunter: (German Accent) Ja. Und we have a lot of fun with them.

Chemistro: It's true. Sorry for the scare. Titania is a huge fan of yours and she loves all your songs.

Me: So do we. Maria, Luna, Sam and Girl Jordan the most. They love you guys.

Ami: We are so honored.

Yumi: Thank you guys.

Maria: You're welcome.

Me: We also saw how you did a charity concert for those that lost their lives in the 2004 Indian Ocean Tsunami.

Yumi: Yeah that was terrible.

Kaz: Boy it sure was.

Kaz (Chaotic): You know Kaz you and I have the same name.

Kaz: That is interesting.

Me: Yeah it sure is.

Broccoli Guy: Maria, Luna, Sam and Girl Jordan basically squealed when J.D. announced we were meeting you guys.

Me: (Laughs) Yeah they sure did.

Luna: We just love you dudes.

Girl Jordan: You're so awesome.

Yumi: We're glad.

Mr. Krabs: Also Kaz we have something to tell you about this obsession with Money you have.

Kaz: Yes?

Mr. Krabs: Look, lad. It's best to get off this money obsession while you still can. Because sooner or later, you're gonna do something you'll regret.

Nico: Mr. Krabs is talking about a comic where another version of him caused Patrick to go on a killing spree.

Me: Here this is it.

I pulled out the comic.

Me: It's a comic Nico found on the Internet.

Yumi: "Bikini Bottom Horror." I know that comic. That was horrible that all that happened in there.

Kaz read it and he saw that Patrick lost his marbles because of Mr. Krabs making Krabby Patties out of a newly regenerated Patrick that he imprisoned and tortured by making him into KRabby Patties out of his arms and cooking them. YUCK! His greed made Mr. Krabs and many people of Bikini Bottom pay the ultimate price.

Kaz: (Gasps in horror) All that happened in this comic!?

Me: Yeah it was horrible.

Mr. Krabs: Nico was really paranoid as a result when he saw that whole comic and he was afraid that Patrick and meself were gonna end up like in that comic.

Me: Yeah. It was scary.

Nico: Yeah and I was actually gonna go after Patrick because the comic showed him as a bigger threat.

Mr. Krabs: Oh sorry.

Me: Yeah.

Laney: It was terrible.

Yumi: No kidding.

Ami: But thank goodness you guys didn't.

Me: Yeah that was a crazy comic. But this comic shows that when you take greed too far it can lead to disastrous and catastrophic consequences.

Ami: That's true.

Nico: Yeah.

Lana: Love your bus guys.

Yumi: Thanks.

Rainbow Dash: It's as nice as our bus for the Rainbooms.

Ami: Yep.

Sour Sweet: Can we go see the inside of your bus?

Yumi: Sure.

Kaz was in a state of shock at what he saw. He had no idea that greed can lead to incredibly disasterous and catastrophic consequences.

Ami picked up Kaz and took him into the bus and we followed them and we saw that their bus was like an awesome mansion on wheels.

Me: WOW! Your bus is as nice as our Vanzilla 2.0 Bus.

Yumi: Yep it's home sweet home.

Kairi Yano: I'm gonna go take a nap. But wake me up when something happens or if you guys spot any sign of Goche and Baron Nero.

Nergal: Got it! (To Ami and Yumi) Wanna try some of my pizza in the meantime?

Ami: You bet! How good is Nergal's pizza?

Me: Some of the best ever.

Nergal: Oh yes. Made with the finest ingredients in all of the Underworld. (Demonic Voice with Fire in His Eyes) AND BAKED IN THE FIERY FURNACE OF THE CENTER OF THE EARTH!

Me: But he and Grim make amazingly great pizza. They own an awesome pizza shop that's now part of Lynn's Table.

Lynn Sr.: That's my restaurant.

Me: We endorse it and we have several restaurants working with it now.

Laney: Yep we sure do.

Yumi: That's awesome.

Nergal got to making pizza.

Submaurader saw some drumsticks that weren't on the floor before.

Submarauder: Weird. Who left these drumsticks here?

Maria picked the drumsticks up.

Maria: I have no idea. They're probably not that important.

Nico: Maybe they are Ami's.

Me: Maybe.

Raven took the drumsticks.

Raven Branwen: Hey, Ami. You left your drumsticks lying around.

Ami: Oh thanks Raven.

She took the drumsticks and then she felt something strange.

Me: Ami are you okay?

Ami: I feel great!

Me: Can you show us your drum playing?

Ami: I'll do better than that.

She got on her drums and she was REALLY playing them and thrashing them and REALLY going at them.

Nico: Whoa!

She was doing all kinds of tricks and really doing all kinds of crazy moves on them.

Brittney: (In her head) I've seen that style before but where?

Divebomb: Why do I feeling that we just met one of Ami and Yumi's bad guys?

Me: I got that same feeling too.

Brittney saw Ami put her drumsticks in an X formation and Brittney knew immediately that it was a familiar presense!

Brittney: (Gasp) Guys! Private Meeting in Yumi's room now!

We went to Yumi's room.

Me: What's a matter Brittney?

Brittney: Ami is in terrible danger. Those drumsticks she has are the drumsticks of Crazy Styxx.

Nico: Who is Crazy Styxx?

Brittney: A very bad drummer from a long time ago.

Kaz: You would not like this guy.

Brittney told us about him.


The Crazy Styxx is a character from the semi-anime series Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi. He made his debut in the series's fourth episode, Ami Goes Bad.

The Crazy Styxx was once the greatest drummer of his time, as Kaz Harada put it. Sadly, the Crazy Styxx's concerts came to a tragic end when his mechanism wore down, causing the Crazy Styxx to be launched into the wall, which presumably destroyed his body. (Kaz mentions that "the Crazy Styxx vanished in a pyrotechnic accident.") Though his body was nowhere to be seen, the Crazy Styxx's drumsticks managed to survive the wreckage, landing in a cross pattern to signal their owner's death. The Crazy Styxx injected his own spirit into his drumsticks, which were later bought by Ami as she tried to prove her worth as a rockstar. Because of this, Ami falls under the fallen drummer's control. The Crazy Styxx forces her to destroy various locales to avenge his death. Yumi later finds out about what he had forced Ami to do, so she decides to free her. Kaz tags along since the Crazy Styxx is too powerful.

Yumi and Kaz manage to wrench the drumsticks from Ami's grasp, and she reverts back to her normal self. The Crazy Styxx attacks the gang with his drumsticks for freeing her, but the duo duck and the reckless ghost presumably destroys himself in the fire at a hotel the possessed Ami rented out.


When she was done we were shocked and horrified!

Me: Whoa man!

Twilight Sparkle: Ami was possessed by this guy before?

Shaggy: ZOINKS! Like we have a ghost!?

Scooby Doo: Rikes!

Me: Oh man! I've heard all about Crazy Styxx and how he was killed in a concert tragedy. But I didn't expect him to return from the dead.

Nico: Yeah that's crazy.

Duff Killigan: Okay. So, we've just goto get those drumsticks away from Ami. Shouldn't be a problem.

Brittney: It's not that simple Duff. Crazy Styxx will make Ami destroy everything and everyone in his path and many innocent people are gonna be in terrible danger because of it. They will give her terrible powers and he will have her use those powers to destroy everything that he comes into contact with.

Laney: But why? Why does he want to destroy everything.

Brittney: Before he died, he vowed that he would come back from the dead and destroy everything and everyone that wronged him through someone of his choosing.

Maria: (Gasp) Oh no! I gave Ami his sticks!

Yumi: Wait. You held onto those sticks? How come you weren't affected then?!

Beastbox: Because Maria has already been bad before.

Me: Yeah. But right now we have to stop Crazy Styxx. We can take the battle to another planet to make sure that no one gets hurt and then Brittney can use an exorcism incantation to get Crazy Styx out of Ami.

Laney: And then we can destroy him.

Luna: That monster will pay for hurting Ami like this.

Me: Lets get that psycho.

We went to face him.

Titania: Hey, Ami. Listen, those drumsticks are actually the same ones that turned you evil before. So, it's time for you to let them go. What do you say?

Ami: (laughs evilly) I'm having a blast right now!

Titania: I'm sure you are. But I'm not kidding. Please give us those drumsticks right now.

Ami: Make me, Grandma!

Titania: (Gets mad) What did you just call me?! Fine! I'll just take those drumsticks from you myself!

Titania went at her.

Brittney: Titania no!

Ami fired a blast of energy from her drumsticks and smashed Titania down.

Me: Whoa!

Titania: (Stupid Talk) Anyone get the number of that truck?

Me: Ami you have to get rid of those sticks now.

Crazy Styxx: (Through Ami) Ami is not here J.D. Knudson.

Me: Crazy Styxx!

Brittney: Let her go you mohawk freak son of a fucking bitch!

Ets: Yeah or we'll make you!

Crazy Styxx: Come and try it you fuckwads!

Dr. Polaris: That's it, Ami! You give us no choice!

Dr. Polaris used his magnetism powers to bring a washing machine close to use.

Dr. Polaris: If you're not giving us those drumsticks, I'll just spincycle you until you're back to normal!

Lazlo: That sounds like something Lumpus would have done.

Slinkman: I was just about to point that out Lazlo.

Me: Where did you even get a washing machine like that?

Dr. Polaris: Don't ask.

Eli used the force and pulled Ami over and threw her in and turned it on and washed and cleaned her.

Magma Man: Ami! We know you're in there somewhere!

Ami: (breaks free for a second) Guys! Help me!

I teleported and grabbed the Drumsticks.

Crazy Styxx: LET GO YOU FUCKING BASTARD!

Me: Not a chance! Eli take us to Velocitron!

Eli: Right!

Eli snapped his fingers and we were on the Speed Planet, Velocitron!

Ransack: We're back home on Velocitron!

Crumplezone: I guess J.D. chose it for our battle!

Me: Brittney now!

Brittney chanted a powerful Exorcism Incantation and I pulled the sticks out of Ami's hands and threw them into the air and Brittney fired a beam of darkness and out of the sticks came CRAZY STYXX! Crazy Styxx resembled a crazy-looking man. One of the Crazy Styxx's eyes floated near his head, possibly due to poor drawing. His outfit was a white shirt with green shorts. His shoes are unseen. He was in a big ball and he had his drumset and sticks ready!

Crazy Styxx: You ruined everything!

Me: Crazy Styxx you will pay for your crimes!

Nico: Yeah!

He then rolled away!

Ransack: You're not getting away that easily! Ransack, transform!

He turned into his motorcycle form. All the Velocitron Autobots and Decepticons transformed and so did the Earth, Gigantion and Cybertron Autobots and Decepticons.

Me: Time to bring our cars and horses to this!

I pressed a remote and a portal opened up and our cars and Rapidash came.

I got on my Rapidash.

Rainbow Dash: This is gonna be awesome!

Applejack: YEEHAW! Lets get him!

Me: YEAH!

Crazy Styxx: You'll never take me alive!

He went down the track.

Me: Lets ride! HYAH!

Optimus Prime: Autobots Transform and Roll Out!

Nico: Decepticons Transform and Rise up!

We went after him!

Motormaster: Does he think he can outrun us? Stunticons are the Kings of the Road!

Me: Yeah!

Nico: He's not gonna get away from us that easily.

Eli: But this is awesome! It's like we're in a race.

Override: It sure feels like it.

Lori Jimenez: Just like old times huh sis?

Override: It sure feels like it.

Scattershot: Lets slow him down! CYBER KEY POWER!

He used the Autobot Cyber Planet Key and more missile launchers popped out and he fired missiles and lasers and they hit Crazy Styxx all over and blasted him all over in powerful explosions.

KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM! KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM! KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!

But Crazy Styxx was not gonna give up.

Crazy Styxx: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!

Me: You're already dead you freak!

I fired energy blasts and they hit him on the sides.

KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM! KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!

He was still running.

Me: Rapidash Hyper Beam!

He charged up a Hyper Beam and fired a powerful blast of energy and it hit Crazy Styx and exploded with incredible power!

KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!

Crazy Styx was down and he got up and we were ready to fight him!

Nico: Nice shot J.D.!

Me: Yeah!

Girl Jordan: You are finished!

Trap Jaw, Number 7, Key, INSTIGATOR, Speed Demon, Titanium Man, Radioactive Man, Girder, Beast Man and Unicorn then appeared!

Me: Trap Jaw, Number 7, Key, INSTIGATOR, Speed Demon, Titanium Man, Radioactive Man, Girder, Beast Man and Unicorn.

Titanium Man: Wow that was some chase.

Beast Man: Yeah it was.

Number 7: It was very difficult to find you guys.

May: Sorry. After teleporting here, we had to chase Crazy Styxx all over the place.

INSTIGATOR: (to Ami and Yumi) It's really nice to meet you guys.

Ami: Same here!

Trap Jaw: You two should meet the Hex Girls one of these days.

Titanium Man: (sees the washing machine) Guys, why is there a washing machine here?

Dr. Polaris was whistling and nervous.

Nico: Don't ask.

Me: But this is the first time we've ever been to Velocitron. It's a ginormous race track.

Eli: It sure is.

INSTIGATOR: It sure is cool. Also it would make a great competition for a future race.

Me: It sure would. Bobbie Fletcher will have to see if that will happen.

?: (FEROCIOUS ROAR!)

A figure came out and it was THE CAT CREATURE!

Shaggy: ZOINKS! It's the Cat Creature!

Qin: Oh man! This is the cat creature that Daphne's aunt supposedly turned into.

Twilight Sparkle: Who is he?

Qin: He was really Dr. B.B. Bell. A hypnotic psychologist and jewel thief. He was after the priceless jewels in New York City and he was gonna make Daphne's aunt believe that she was the cat creature by planting the jewels in her room.

Nico: Sick bastard.

Fluttershy: Yeah.

Qin: And he was busted and he got 30 years for aggravated theft and destruction of private and public property. He stole millions of dollars in jewels and jewelry and he was also ordered to pay all the money the jewels were worth as restitution.

Eli: Good.

Eris (DLWAMG): I'll face this monster.

?: Go for it.

A figure came out and it was BLOBGOBLIN from episode 28 of SPD!


Blobgoblin is a blob-like monster. This creature is a monster unlike anything the Rangers have ever seen, which is drawn by Morgana to pilot a giant robot against the Rangers and their Megazords. However the robot is destroyed by the Omegamax Megazord and he is contained by the Omega SPD Ranger.


Sam the Omega Ranger: Blobgoblin!

Blobgoblin: Been a while rangers.

Me: I remember you! You were made by Morgana to pilot a giant robot against the rangers.

Blobgoblin: That's right. Good memory J.D.

Me: Never missed an episode.

Blobgoblin: This is probably my first time fighting you Rangers in a normal battle.

Z Delgado: I know. You might not have a solid body but we can still make fighting you work.

Me: Yep we sure can.

Kate Lloyd was shaking in fear and fright.

Me: Uh oh.

I went over and comforted her.

Yumi: What's wrong with her?

Me: Kate went through a horrifying ordeal with a shapeshifting alien monster called The Thing.

I went over everything that happened and told them everything about it.


The Thing is the titular main antagonist and the alias given to the hostile alien creature featured in the 1938 short story Who Goes There? by the late John W. Campbell, that (compared to the deviated story of the 1951 film The Thing from Another World) was made into a 1982 live-action film by John Carpenter, followed by a prequel released in 2011.

Initially appearing as a single being, every cell in The Thing's body is autonomous and independent, capable of creating more of said monsters through assimilation, parasitism, and infection. In addition, every spawned monster looks radically different and none of them have a definite shape that can be called a "true form". Ultimately, the Thing's true body and form are a mystery as it most appears as whomever it impersonates.

In the 1951 film, it was played by the late James Arness. In the 1982 film, it was played by the late wolfdog actor Jed and its vocal sound effects were provided by Alan Howarth.

Description and Traits

In nature, the Thing is basically an ambush predator, isolating a potential victim or threat to consume and assume its form. In certain cases, usually when exposed or the person it assimilated is fatally inflicted, the Thing will discard all caution and defend itself by manifesting features that may be of its natural form, including tendrils, claws, and mouths. However, the Thing's most dangerous aspect is its cells, each a functional life form that can become independent from the main body when severed by force or separate to facilitate assimilation and self-preservation. For this reason, it is necessary to destroy the body down to the cellular level, with incineration being an effective method.

Behavior and Intelligence

The Thing has only assimilation and self-preservation in mind, as it will selfishly save itself or even attack other forms of its manifestation/progeny in order to avert attention and suspicion. When The Thing is left alone with a suitable target, it will begin to split open and fire out tendrils, which grab the target and begin to assimilate it. In certain cases after discovery or high chance of discovery, The Thing will sometimes perform "divide and conquer" tactics, as in the case of the assimilated Edward which split up into three separate forms: One on his hand quickly detached and animated itself before engaging and assimilating Jonas, another limb scuttled away soon after detaching for potential assimilation in a safer location, and the main body of the Edvard thing killed Derek and successfully assimilated Adam Finch, resulting in a form of The Thing named Split-Face. This is also performed, albeit much less successfully, by the Norris-Thing. When exposed, Things will react depending on how big they are compared to the threat. Smaller Things will generally attempt to escape and ambush prey when the individual is more vulnerable. However, a larger Thing will usually attack prey head-on and attempt to overwhelm any hostiles instead of escaping, although if it has not completely lost its cover, it will attempt to flee.

The Thing's intelligence depends on the size of their manifestations: Smaller ones are quite stupid, dimwitted, nonsensical, and reckless while the larger ones (especially those that imitate a human) are quite cunning, manipulative, and formidably calculating. For example, Norris's mutated head foolishly let itself seen by MacReady and his friends while scuttering away from them, resulting in its incineration. Because The Thing can acquire the memories and knowledge of those who it previously assimilated, they can use said memories and knowledge for their advantage, though only larger manifestations of The Thing are more capable of doing so: the Thing Beast who had assimilated Sander was capable of taking control of the UFO which brought it to Earth while the assimilated Blair, on the other hand, built a makeshift UFO and was aware of how dynamite works as when ambushing Macready; it disposed of the detonator before revealing itself to confront him. However, this does not always apply to all larger manifestations of Thing Beasts: Rapture-type Thing Beasts (see below) have no intention of hiding themselves from view, as well as not manifesting useful appendages that supposedly give them advantage in battle like legs, and their chosen forms act primarily with little intelligence. A plausible explanation of this is likely that Rapture-type Thing Beasts' own overconfidence against their foes is so great that they believe mobility to evade their foes' attacks is unnecessary due to their formidable but stationary form.

When exposed, The Thing would attack anyone on sight to save itself. This somewhat serves as their psychological weakness due to their aggressive mood blinding them from serious threats that their foes unexpectedly posed on them: The Thing who manifested from assimilated Juliette recklessly attempted to kill Kate and the others as soon as it unveiled its true form which ironically led to its incineration. Should it survive the ordeal from its foes/preys and manage to hide, The Thing would regain its composure in order to use their original intelligence once again: When Split-Face Thing confronted Sam, it hesitated upon noticing his flamethrower.

The Thing's ability to interact with plant-based life-forms is largely unknown. Its only interaction with plant-based life was in the form of wood/clothing fibers. It cannot absorb these as noted by MacReady, which could suggest an inability to absorb plant cells or dead cells. The Things themselves are also remarkable Master Manipulators to a certain degree, not only because they incite paranoia among their foes and victims alike but are also not shown eating or drinking beyond living humans or dogs, and it also leaves the bodies of killed humans or dogs untouched even though there is usable biomass, implies that it understands that potential hosts will react strangely to the presence of someone they know to be deceased. Possible other reasons why it is never seen assimilating fresh corpses are either that it is only able to assimilate living victims or is aware that missing dead bodies would arouse suspicion.

In another feat of reasoning, a Thing destroyed a test that would have lead to its exposure, demonstrating awareness of biology and medical practices that would have exposed it. Interestingly, the second time this same method was proposed as a test, the Thing had seemingly preempted the idea, despite the fact that the Thing that had arrived at the second base was spawned long before the first test was thought of and was in a non-human form. This led to the theory of shared consciousness between Things, especially as the second sabotage was far harder to pull off covertly while sowing seeds of misdirection that exposed its presence.

Biography The Thing (1982) and The Thing (2011)

The depiction of The Thing from these two modern movies is a lot more faithful to the original novella description than the 1951 counterpart.

Its origin is a mystery, the Thing itself crash-landed in a spacecraft within the icy fields of Antarctica 100,000 years ago and was frozen attempting to escape. However, in 1982, the spacecraft and the Thing were found by a team of American and Norwegian explorers/researchers under Dr. Sander Halvorson from Thules station, who hired Columbia University paleontologist Kate Lloyd to take a sample of the creature's blood as it was brought to the base in a block of ice. But later that evening, the Thing bursts from the ice and kills Lars' Alaskan Malamute, Jed while ingesting Henrik before it was burned alive. However, an autopsy of the scorched alien corpse reveals that its cells are still alive and in the process of assimilating Henrik.

When Kate realizes the Thing already might have had assimilated others, she places the base on quarantine to weed out the Thing based on those who still have metal fillings in their teeth and such, after her initial plan of weeding out the monster through blood sample tests had been sabotaged by The Thing. Due to The Thing's ability to imitate, emulate, mimic and appear exactly like any of the research members, paranoia began to set in. Eventually, the majority of the research team were infected and incinerated before Sander, having been infected, made a run for the spaceship. Kate and Sam Carter, the only two surviving crew members, chased Sanders to the alien UFO where Kate and Carter got separated. Kate eventually managed to pursue and kill the monster and heavily damage the ship beyond any repair. After reuniting with Carter, Kate resolved herself to catch him off guard and incinerated him when she discovered that the earring he previously wore was missing and pointed to the wrong ear when confronted. When Carter was set aflame he emitted an inhuman scream, another evidence that Carter was The Thing. After this, Kate was left all alone, leaving her fate unknown.

Meanwhile, back at the Thules station, Lars' dog (having been infected and lying low until the time was right) made its way to an American Antarctic research station with Lars attempting to kill it before he was shot by Lt. Garry, the station commander. Helicopter pilot R.J. MacReady and Dr. Copper fly to the Norwegian's camp, finding the charred remains of the various Things included the burnt yet preserved corpse that was the station's commander Edvard Wolner after it assimilated Sander's assistant Adam Finch.

After the two-faced corpse was brought to the base, the Americans realize the Thing's presence too late when Lar's dog was placed in a kennel with the station's sled dogs and attempted to assimilate them all. After Childs incinerated the creature, with the team finding the ruins of the spacecraft; the autopsy done by Blair confirmed the Thing's nature as he later proceeded to trap everyone on the base and kill the remaining dogs so no one could leave until the Thing was truly dead before being locked in a tool shed by the others as they devised a way to weed out the Thing by using its autonomous cells to weed out the assimilated. By the time that McReady and the other normal humans remained, they learned that Blair got assimilated and was building a small escape craft. Realizing that the Thing might also intentionally freeze itself to wait for a rescue team in the spring, MacReady resolved to kill it with dynamite around the complex. After the Blair-Thing was killed, with Garry and Nauls killed off prior, MacReady found Childs with both thinking that the other got assimilated before seeing no point in distrusting each other as they would die of frost within hours.

In Video Games

In the 2002 videogame "The Thing", which serves as a sequel for the 1982 film and set 3 months after the events of the film, it is revealed that The Thing is still alive and waiting for more victims to absorb and kill. This time, there are more numerous manifestations of this alien lifeform at once and worse, everything becomes more complicated as most of them have been captured as a means of being repurposed into bioweapons by Gen Inc. Things went wrong, however, following their escape: Whitley, the mastermind behind the experiment to modify The Thing into bioweapons, has injected himself with Cloud virus, a viral agent based on the Thing's cells with which he plans to infect the whole planet. Fortunately, Blake (the protagonist of the game) foils his plan and destroys him with the help of MacReady, the sole survivor of the 1982 film, before he has a chance to infect the rescue team.

In the videogame, The Thing was regarded more like a viral organism that has the ability to replicate the original biological entity, including their clothing. This is likely due to the fact that in said game, The Thing had further developed its ability which intrigued Gen Inc. enough to begin experimenting on it.

Variants In-Game Scuttlers

A form of Thing that has assimilated and formed from mutilated body parts (often from those whom are already assimilated by the Thing's cells). These autonomous small Things' primary transformation involves manifesting teeth, arachnid-like limbs, and also a pair of strong hind legs that enable them to leap toward the non-assimilated lifeforms. Aside from leaping, they could either attack by biting or spitting digestive fluid as a projectile. They could be crippled easily with a few shots from guns before being finished by a single blast from a flamethrower. They were inspired by a mutated form of Norris's head after he was mutated by the Thing's cells.

Scuttler Pods

A form of Thing that is basically a fleshy, blob-like biomass that is immobile but dangerous due to manifesting Scuttlers as means of defense. Their prime weakness is the inability of moving combined with having no alternate means of defense. They can be destroyed by blasts from flamethrowers and a variety of firearms.

Walkers

Form of Thing that manifests as a humanoid monster with a deformed torso, deformed claw hands, and insectoid legs that were formerly humanoid ones. Their early forms were brutish, muscular monsters with a huge, transparent hole in their torso.

Imitations

Imitations are a form of Thing that was previously introduced in the films. They perfectly assumed their victim's appearance and were able to transform to their mutated form when their potential victims lowered their guard. For the game incarnations, they tend to retain some elements of their hosts' appearance like clothes that are still intact though their limbs are a in mutated state, similar to the mutated Palmer in the 1982 film.

Dog Beasts

Thing beast that is similar to the mutated form of Lar's dog as both formerly had assimilated dogs. Unlike the latter, Dog Beasts still retain their limbs (though said bodyparts also mutated to the point where they could support their weight as well as enable them to run at tremendous speed).

Ruptures

They are a form of huge Thing that takes up an entire room or even be part of the room integrated into the architecture. Typically, they have human forms embedded in them and attack with tentacles, teeth and fluids. They are immobile and confined to the location in which they are met, which made them vulnerable due to the inability of avoiding their enemies' attacks.

History

Discovery (2011 Film)

In a deleted scene of the 2011's The Thing prequel, it was to be hinted that the crashed UFO'S original aliens (the Pilots), first discovered the Thing whilst on a planet zoological expedition, and stored it for examination. Eventually the Thing manages to escape and attacks them one by one. In an attempt to destroy the Thing, the surviving alien pilot tries to crash the space ship into earth, but is then later killed and assimilated by the thing. The thing manages to survive the crash and escapes the space craft, only to end up freezing due to the frozen climate.

The Original Thing is first encountered by the Norwegian crew at Thule Station during the winter of 1982 when they discovered the frozen corpse of a creature that seemed to have briefly survived the crash of what appeared to be an extraterrestrial space vessel 100,000 years ago.

After the creature was transported back to base in a block of ice, Dr. Sander Halvorson ordered them to retrieve a tissue sample, against Kate's protests. Later, while the others celebrated, the helicopter co-pilot Derek witnessed the creature burst free from the block of ice. The team split up into groups to search for the alien. Olav and Henrik discovered it hiding under one of the buildings. The Thing grabbed Henrik and pulled him into its body. The others converge on the scene and set the creature on fire. In the chaotic aftermath, the lone dog of the team was found dead in a bloody heap in its kennel, a massive hole torn in the wire mesh.

During an autopsy, Kate and Adam discovered that the cells of the Thing appeared to be absorbing and imitating Henrik's cells. Meanwhile, Derek, pilot Sam Carter, Griggs, and Olav prepared to leave the base in the only helicopter to bring back help. Just as they prepared to take off, Kate discovered bloody, discarded metal tooth fillings and large amounts of blood in the showers. She ran outside to flag down the departing helicopter, fearing the Thing may have imitated someone on board. When Carter decided to land, Griggs transformed and killed Olav, causing the helicopter to spin wildly out of control and crash in the mountains, presumably killing all onboard.

In the rec room, Kate told the rest of the crew her theory on the nature of the creature: It is perfectly capable of imitating any life form and that it may have done so with members of their camp, but cannot imitate inorganic material much as metal, hence why it spit out the tooth fillings. Most of the team members either did not believe her or accused her of turning them against each other out of paranoia. After everyone else lefts, Juliette told Kate that she believed her and that she saw Colin leave the shower holding a towel. Juliette told Kate that she knew where they kept the vehicle keys, and that they could take them to prevent anyone else from leaving; however, when the two went to retrieve them, Juliette transformed and attempted to kill Kate. Kate escaped, running past Karl, who was killed by the Juliette-Thing. Lars arrived with a flamethrower and burned the Thing as it was assimilating Karl.

As they burned the remains outside, Carter and Derek returned, both half-frozen and barely alive. While some of the team believed they were Things and should be burned, Kate convinced them to simply lock them up until a test could be prepared. Adam and Sander were in the lab preparing a potential test, but when both left for a short while, the lab was engulfed in flames in an apparent sabotage. Tensions rose as accusations by both the Norwegians and the Americans were made, but Kate proposed another, much simpler test to single out those who might be the Thing from those who definitely aren't. She used a flashlight to inspect the teeth of all the other team members to see who had visible fillings and who didn't. This test singled out Adam, Sander, station commander Edvard, and Colin as possible Things. Peder sent Lars and Jonas out to bring back Carter and Derek, but they had tunneled under the floor of the storage shed and into a neighboring building. While Lars leaned in the doorway of the other building, they grabbed him and pulled him inside. Jonas ran back and pleaded with Peder to help him rescue Lars, but Kate ordered him to guard the prisoners.

During the argument, Carter and Derek forced their way inside, armed with Lars' flamethrower. Edvard pushed Peder to burn both of them, assuming that they had killed Lars. When Peder took aim, Derek shot him, puncturing his flamethrower's tank and causing an explosion that killed Peder if the bullets hadn't and knocked Edvard unconscious. While Edvard was being carried back to the rec room, he transformed into the Thing, killing Jonas and Derek and assimilating Adam while Sander and Colin fled. Carter and Kate headed off to hunt it down. The Thing, which was now in the form of a creature with the faces of both Edvard and Adam, found and killed Sander. The monster managed to separate Carter from Kate and trapped him in the kitchen. Just as it was about to kill him, Kate arrived and torched the monster.

Kate and Carter saw the Sander-Thing driving off in one of the Snowcats and gave chase in the remaining vehicle. They followed it out to the wreck of its ship, which had been opened up and restarted, slowly preparing to take off. Kate and Carter were separated once again and Kate encountered the Thing. She barely managed to stay out of its reach, and when it finally caught her, she destroyed it by throwing a thermal grenade into one of its mouths while Carter arrived and distracted it with a flamethrower. She and Carter escaped and made it back to the Snowcat. As they prepared to leave, Kate noticed that Carter was missing his left ear piercing and determined that he was a Thing. Despite his protests, she burned him and destroyed the Snowcat. Kate slowly climbed into the remaining Snowcat and stared blankly into the night.

The next morning, a Norwegian helicopter pilot, Matias, arrived at the Norwegian camp and found the facility burned and deserted, as well as the charred remains of the two-faced Thing. Colin had gone into the radio room and committed suicide by slitting his wrists and throat prior to Matias' arrival. Lars, who had survived hiding in the building where Derek and Carter attacked him, shot at Matias but recognized that he was human after checking his fillings. At that moment, the Thing in the form of Lars' Alaskan Malamute bolted out of a ruined building and ran away. Lars fired at it, then ordered Matias to take off in pursuit.

Escape (1982 Film)

The American Antarctic research station, U.S. Outpost 31 was alerted by the gunfire and explosions caused by the Lars' attempts to kill the Thing. The Alaskan Malamute made its way into the camp as the science station's crew looked on in confusion. Through reckless use of an incendiary grenade, the helicopter was destroyed and Matias was killed in the explosion. Lars fired at the dog with his rifle, grazing Bennings, one of the American researchers.

Lars was subsequently shot and killed by Garry, the station commander. Not knowing what to make of the incident, the station crew adopted the dog. Unable to contact the outside world via radio, helicopter pilot R.J. MacReady and Dr. Copper risked a flight to the Norwegian camp only to find it destroyed, its personnel missing or dead. Finding evidence that the Norwegians had dug something out of the ice, the pair returned to the station with the partially-burned remains of a hideous creature which bore some human features. An autopsy of the cadaver by Dr. Blair was inconclusive, save to find that the creature had what appeared to be a normal set of internal organs.

At Bennings' request, the station's wrangler, Clark, kenneled the stray with the rest of the station's sled dogs. Noises from the kennel caused Clark to return, finding almost the entire sled team in the process of being messily assimilated by the stray dog, which had transformed into a monster. MacReady summoned the rest of the crew to the kennel with the fire alarm. MacReady fired several shotgun shells into the creature to no avail. He soon after ordered Childs to incinerate the creature with a flamethrower. A subsequent autopsy by Blair revealed that the stray dog was an alien capable of absorbing and perfectly imitating other life-forms. Realizing the implications of this, Blair quickly became withdrawn and suspicious of the rest of the crew.

A second helicopter expedition discovered the alien spacecraft unearthed by the Norwegian research team, revealing that the creature had awakened after being buried within the ice for many thousands of years. Bennings and Windows quarantined the burnt remains of both the dog-creature and the Norwegian cadaver in the storage room, but in the process Bennings was left alone. Moments later, Windows discovered Bennings in the process of being replicated. The crew burned the Bennings replica before its transformation was complete. Determining that all life on Earth would be assimilated in just over three years if the creature were to reach another continent, Blair went berserk, destroying the helicopter and radio equipment and killing the remaining sled dogs, thus containing further contamination. The team overpowered him and confined him in the tool shed. With all contact to the outside world cut off, the crew wondered how to determine who was still human. Paranoia quickly set in as the first attempt to develop a test using uncontaminated blood samples stored in a refrigerator was foiled as the blood samples have been destroyed by an unknown saboteur.

Fuchs, attempting to continue Blair's research, went missing shortly afterwards during a power failure. While searching for Fuchs' body, MacReady came under suspicion and was locked outside in a severe blizzard. Somehow finding his way back to camp without a guide line, MacReady broke into a storage room and threatened the rest of the crew with dynamite. In the course of the standoff, Norris suffered a heart attack. When Dr. Copper attempted to revive him with a defibrillator, Norris' body transformed and killed Copper. Norris' head detached from his body, sprouted legs and attempted to escape as the others burned the rest of the body, leading MacReady to theorize that every piece of the alien was an individual animal with its own survival instinct. In an altercation that preceded a test proposed by MacReady, Clark tried to stab MacReady with a scalpel, causing MacReady to shoot and kill him in self-defense.

The rest of the crew complied with the test; blood samples were drawn from each member of the team and jabbed with a hot wire to see whose blood would react defensively. Palmer, the backup pilot, was soon unmasked as an imitation, and managed to kill Windows before being set alight and blown up with dynamite by MacReady. MacReady then torched Windows' body with a flamethrower as it began to transform. Confirming that MacReady, Childs, Garry, and Nauls were still human, the surviving crew set out to administer the test to Blair, only to find that he had escaped. After they discovered that Blair had been constructing a small flying craft of alien design underneath the tool shed and witnessed Childs inexplicably abandoning his post at the main gate, the facility lost power. Realizing that the creature now wants to freeze again so a future rescue team will find it, the remaining crew acknowledged that they would not survive and set about destroying the facility with dynamite and Molotov cocktails in hopes of killing the creature. While setting explosives in the underground generator room, Garry was killed by the infected Blair. Nauls followed the sounds of the creature and was never seen again.

Alone, MacReady prepared to detonate the charges when the creature, larger then ever, emerged from beneath the floor. MacReady killed it with a stick of dynamite, which set off the rest of the charges and destroyed the entire facility. MacReady then wandered alone in the flaming rubble. He encountered Childs, who claimed to have seen Blair and gotten lost while chasing him in the storm. With the polar climate closing in around them, they acknowledged the futility of their distrust, sharing a drink as the camp burned.

Aftermath (2002 Video Game)

A U.S. army helicopter arrived at the destroyed remnants of U.S. Outpost 31 with Bravo Team three months after the destruction of the outpost. Bravo Team consisted of Blake, North, Burrows, and Weldon. The team explored the outpost and stumbled upon R.J. MacReady's Tapes. Soon after that, the team discovered the craft that the Blair-Thing was attempting to build as well. They stubbled into the infirmary and found the remains of a person. Blake found the documents that Blair wrote about the Thing and eventually found the frozen remains of Childs. The team rigged the remains of the outpost with C4 charges and left the outpost via helicopter. After losing contact with Alpha Team, who were assigned to investigate the nearby Norwegian Outpost, Blake insisted on being dropped off there to assist Alpha Team and help survivors, as he was the only one that could speak Norwegian.

He arrived at the ruins of the outpost and met up with Carter and Cruz, he also faced Thing Beasts along the way. He then encountered Pierce who was paranoid at the time, Pierce ordered Blake to collect blood test kits to discover whether he was human or an imitation, Blake's test proved that he was human, but the test on the others proved that they were imitations, Blake and Pierce killed the imitations and proceeded to the next facility. Blake lost Pierce in the snow, and then met up with Pace, who was throwing grenades at him, and Williams, who was in the mess hall. Blake and the others secured themselves in an abandoned post where they were ambushed by the Thing beasts. After fending them off, he spotted the Radio Man that had attacked Pace and Williams earlier, but the Norwegian locked himself in the warehouse. Blake eventually reunited with Pierce who committed suicide shortly afterward. Blake found the Radio Man, however he was already mutating into a Thing Beast and Blake was forced to kill it. Blake then rescued Faraday, a researcher working for Gen Inc that was researching the Thing and its use as a bio-weapon. Blake and his group were ambushed by military soldiers that were under the command of Whitley who revealed that he was behind the research project on the Thing. Its purpose was to create a bio weapon called the Cloud virus. Blake tried to subdue Whitley but was sedated and brought to the research facility.

Faraday studied Blake's DNA and concluded that he seemed to have some sort of immunity to the Thing after such a long period of exposure. Whitley demanded that Faraday use him as a test subject of the Cloud virus, but he refused as both Whitley's physical and mental conditions were not suitable for a test subject. Whitley killed Faraday and took a Cloud virus sample with him. Blake woke up in the now overrun research facility and fought his way through both the Thing Beasts and Whitley's troops. He escaped the facility before it was destroyed by the time bomb that was likely set by Whitley. Blake then preceeded into Whitley's Transit Hangar and later discovered that Whitley intends to fly the Thing out of Antarctica, Blake then destroyed Whitley's cargo planes in the airstrip in order to prevent him from flying the Thing anywhere. Blake then went into Gen Inc's underground weapon laboratory, however the laboratory was set to self destruct. Luckily, Blake managed to reach the surface via elevator and chased Whitley through the test field and fought his way through Whitley's elite soldiers. Blake cornered Whitley and shot a couple of fuel barrels near him but the explosions didn't harm him as he had already injected himself with the B4 strain of the Cloud virus, he then revealed that a rescue team was on its way to save him and he intended to infect the entire world with the Thing, he then fled as Blake continued to pursue him. Blake headed to the heliport a recently arrived helicopter, Blake requested help from the helicopter pilot who agreed to help him in confronting the now mutated Whitley. Blake managed to kill the creature and their helicopter escaped the Antarctic. He asked the pilot for his name, who revealed himself to be R.J. MacReady.


When I was finished everyone that hadn't heard about The Thing gasped in shock and horror!

Ami: Oh man! That's terrible!

Yumi: No kidding! That's awful!

Sena: No kidding! That is terrible.

Galaxy: Whoa man!

Me: Yeah. It was a nightmare that will forever be with Kate and everyone it came into contact with.

Blobgoblin: Look, I may look similar to the Thing. But I'm not like that hideous monster! Plus, he's too gross even for me!

Me: Yeah that's a relief. The Thing was made of Blood, Guts and Gore and it was really a monster made of 10,000,000+ Lifeforms all formed into one. But that whole ordeal forever scarred Kate bad. And not just her but everyone in Outpost 31.

Blobgoblin: Boy I can't even begin to imagine the kind of horror that Kate went through during that time.

Applejack: It was a horrible sight and a terrible fright.

Me: And we made sure that nothing of that gruesome horror was left. Otherwise people would use that monstrosity as a weapon for Biological Warfare.

Yumi: Whoa.

Kaz: And where did it terrorize people?

Me: Down in Antarctica. It was horrifying. Kate I know you're scared but you can face your fears.

Kate Lloyd: Okay.

We got to the usual battles.


Battle 1: Ed, Sunset Shimmer, Pepperdance, Cayenne, Gusty the Great, Fire Skylanders, Jenny Wakeman, Larry 3000, Stone Man and Guts Man VS Number 7


Number 7 was first.

Number 7: (to Ed) I still think the Mane 7 will be able to control their powers. As long as they don't use too much of it.

Ed: Yeah I think so too.

Sunset Shimmer: We had no idea that our geodes were all connected and linked up like that.

Pepperdance: Yeah that is really crazy. We didn't know they were connected either.

Cayenne: But thank goodness we were able to figure all that out.

Gusty: That is really usual.

Sunburn: No kidding. But thank goodness we got that resolved by helping Rainbow Dash use her powers in moderation.

Flameslinger: Thank goodness.

Jenny: Yeah that was crazy.

Larry 3000: Yeah that was crazy.

Number 7: That is crazy. Lets get it on!

She fired waves of lasers and missiles and they dodged them and fired blasts of fire and energy and smashed her down.

Ed: HAHAHAHA!

Sunset Shimmer: That was great!


Battle 2: Pinkie Pie, Featherweight, Somnambula, Tech Skylanders, Straw Hat Pirates, Hook and Long Haul VS INSTIGATOR


INSTIGATOR was next.

INSTIGATOR: (to Pinkie Pie) Wait. How were you and the others' powers out of control again?

Pinkie Pie: Rainbow Dash was using her super speed so much and it was causing our powers to go haywire.

Featherweight: Yeah that was crazy.

Somnambula: (Egyptian Accent) It sure was and we found out that the geodes were connected.

Sprocket: That's interesting.

Drill Sergeant: Yeah it sure is.

Monkey D. Luffy: Yeah it's cool too.

Nami: Yeah we all think so.

Nico Robin: Yeah.

INSTIGATOR: Boy that is crazy. Lets do it!

INSTIGATOR went at them and they fired waves of energy and gears and smashed him down.

Pinkie Pie: BEST USUAL BATTLE EVER!


Battle 3: Sydney Burlington, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Frozen Fright, Rockhoof, Earth Skylanders, Cyborg 009 Team, Bone Chompy and Broccoli Guy VS
Trap Jaw


Trap Jaw was next.

Trap Jaw: (to Sydney) I'm not kidding. Yumi and Ami should meet the Hex Girls in the future.

Sydney: And I believe you completely on that. The Hex Girls and Puffy AmiYumi would be great friends.

Applejack: Same with us as the Rainbooms. We have a band too.

Apple Bloom: Yeah and it's just as awesome as both.

Frozen Fright: You said it. I like all three bands.

Flashwing: The Rainbooms, Hex Girls and Puffy AmiYumi would be awesome working together.

Smash Hit: Yeah they sure would.

Joe Shimamura: I agree with you all on that.

Jet Link: That would be awesome to see.

Françoise: Yeah!

Trap Jaw: No kidding. Lets do it!

He fired lasers and they dodged them and fired waves of stars, earth and apples and missiles and fire and smashed him down.

Sydney: ALL RIGHT!

Applejack: YEEHAW! That was great!


Battle 4: Mack Hartford, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Thunder Terror, Mistmane, Water Skylanders, Iron Man, War Machine, Cameron, Edd, Skullgrin and Submarauder VS Boris Bullski A.K.A. Titanium Man


Titanium Man was next.

Titanium Man: (to Mack) Ami and Yumi's songs sure are popular.

Mack Hartford: They sure are and they did a charity concert for those that lost their lives in the 2004 Indian Ocean Tsunami.

Titanium Man: I remember seeing that! That was awful.

Rarity: Indeed it was. That was horrible that all that happened back then.

Sweetie Belle: No kidding! Over 200,000 people dead.

Thunder Terror: 9.1 Magnitude earthquake caused it. That was awful.

Mistmane: Yeah it sure was.

Gill Grunt: Yeah that was terrible and deadly.

Zap: No kidding.

Iron Man: Yeah that was rough.

War Machine: It sure was.

Titanium Man: Lets do it!

He went at them and fired waves of energy and water, jewels, lightning and ice and smashed him down.

Mack Hartford: All right!

Rarity: Rapture Darling that was grand!


Battle 5: Jaden, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Magma Gloom, Flash Magnus, Air Skylanders, Flash, Sonic, Turbo the Snail, Sour Sweet and Sunny Flare VS Speed Demon


Speed Demon was next.

Speed Demon: (to Jaden) Man, you guys must've chase Crazy Styxx for at least an hour! Sorry I couldn't help out with it.

Jaden: Yeah we sure did and it's cool. Besides we got to have fun here on Velocitron.

Rainbow Dash: It was awesome. This whole planet is like a giant race track.

Scootaloo: And it's cool seeing it and it's awesome racing and attacking and him.

Magma Gloom: Yeah it's awesome.

Flash Magnus: Yeah it sure was. It was awesome going at him on a track.

Whirlwind: A true adrenaline rush.

Flash: Boy you said it.

Sonic: And it was fast and awesome.

Turbo: Yeah.

Speed Demon: Boy I bet. Lets do it!

He went at them and they dodged him and blasted him all over with wind and energy and smashed him all over and knocked him down.

Jaden: All right!

Rainbow Dash: That was AWESOME!


Battle 6: Pyrrha, Fluttershy, Tree Hugger, Pip-Squeak, Mage Meadowbrook, Red She-Hulk, She Hulk, Tigra, Divebomb and Rampage VS Radioactive Man


Radioactive Man was next.

Radioactive Man: (to Pyrrha) At least you guys got Crazy Styxx to this planet before he made Ami do... mature things. (shudders)

Pyrrha: Yeah don't remind me. The last thing we want is for another situation like with Regan McNeil.

Fluttershy: Yeah that was scary and awful.

Tree Hugger: Not cool dudes.

Pip-Squeak: (British accent) Yeah that was awful and horrible.

Mage Meadowbrook: It sure was.

Red She-Hulk: Yeah that was horrifying too.

She Hulk: It sure was.

Radioactive Man: No kidding. Lets do it!

He fired waves of atomic energy and they dodged them and blasted him all over with waves of leaves and energy and smashed him down.

Pyrrha: ALL RIGHT!

Fluttershy: That was fun.


Battle 7: Roach (Supernoobs), Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Trixie, Clover the Clever, Undead Skylanders, The Fantastic 4, Squawktalk and Beastbox VS Tony Woodward A.K.A. Girder


Girder was next.

Girder: (to Roach) Who did J.D. rescue this morning?

Roach: Her name is Eris and she's an elf.

Starlight Glimmer: And she is amazing. She has lived for hundreds of years and she is amazing at what she does.

Cozy Glow: You said it and Elves are really amazing.

Trixie: They sure are. I heard that they are good archers too.

Clover: They have great marksmanship.

Hex: They sure do. Never miss.

Cynder: Yeah that is so cool.

Mr. Fantastic: Yep.

Girder: Yeah and I love cookies. Lets do it!

Girder went at them and they dodged his strikes and blasted him all over with bones, energy and fire and smashed him down.

Roach: AW YEAH!

Starlight Glimmer: That was awesome!


Battle 8: T.J. Johnson, Twilight Sparkle, Luster Dawn, Princess Cadance, Star Swirl, Magic Skylanders, Linka, Lyra, Lee, Liberty, Hornet Man and Magma Man VS Key


Key was next.

Key: (to T.J.) I wonder what powers Eris has.

T.J.: We saw that she plays the Lyre good and from what I have read in books they have great marksmanship in archery.

Twilight Sparkle: Yeah they sure have good aim too.

Luster Dawn: I saw in a commercial that they also make great cookies.

Princess Cadance: Like the elves in Keebler.

Star Swirl: Those are great cookies.

Spyro: Yes they sure are.

Linka: Those are my favorite kinds of cookies.

Lyra: I like the fudge stripe ones.

Lee: Same here.

Liberty: Pure chocolate chip for me.

Key: Those are my favorites. Lets do it!

He fired energy blasts and they dodged the blasts and went at him and fired waves of energy and magic and lightning and smashed him down.

T.J. Johnson: YEAH!

Twilight Sparkle: That was great!


Battle 9: Nanette Allbright, Princess Celestia, Canterlot 5, Light Skylanders, Chill Bill and Chompy VS Beast Man


Beast Man was next.

Beast Man: I hope Kate is okay.

Nanette: We do too. What the Thing did to her was horrifying and terrifying to her.

Princess Celestia: Yeah that was awful.

Minuette: It sure was.

Twinkleshine: The poor girl went through a nightmare.

Lemon Hearts: Yeah she sure did. That was awful.

Moondancer: Boy it sure was. I would never wish that on my worst enemies.

Lyra Heartstrings: Neither would J.D. That was awful when we saw the Thing.

Spotlight: Boy it sure was. I can't believe that Kate went through all that.

Beast Man: I know. Scary. Lets do it!

He went at them and they blasted him with waves of light and lightning and smashed him down.

Nanette: That was awesome!

Princess Celestia: Yeah!


Battle 10: Sheila Castille, Princess Luna, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Eye Five and Eye Scream VS Unicorn


Unicorn was next.

Unicorn: Poor Kate. She had to go through a nightmare the likes of which no one should ever have to go through.

Sheila: Yeah no kidding. She went through something that J.D. would never wish on his worst enemies.

Princess Luna: Yeah that was horrific and awful.

Snowdrop: Yeah no kidding. I feel bad for Kate.

Gari: Yeah we all do.

Blackout: That was terrifying.

Unicorn: You all are not kidding. Lets do it!

Unicorn went at them and they fired waves of darkness and energy and smashed him down.

Sheila: YEAH!

Princess Luna: A victory of the night.


Battle 11: SPD Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Kate Lloyd, Lana, Lola, J.D. Knudson, Laney, Lucy Loud, Lily and Lisa VS Blobgoblin


Blobgoblin was next.

Me: Kate you can do this. You can face your fear like this.

Kate: I'll try.

Laney: Come on Kate. You can do it.

S.P.D. Rangers: READY! SPD EMERGENCY!

The SPD Rangers all transformed.

Jack: "One! S.P.D. Red Ranger!"

Sky: "Two! S.P.D. Blue Ranger!"

Bridge: "Three! S.P.D. Green Ranger!"

Z: "Four! S.P.D. Yellow Ranger!"

Syd: "Five! S.P.D. Pink Ranger!"

Doggie Anubis Cruger: "Defender of the galaxy! S.P.D. Shadow Ranger!"

Sam: Force from the future! S.P.D. Omega Ranger!"

Kat: "S.P.D. Kat Ranger!"

Nova: "Force from the future! S.P.D. Nova Ranger!"

All: "Rangers ready! (SIREN WAILS) Space Patrol Delta, Defenders Of Earth!"

KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready for action!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! SPD!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the SPD Rangers too!

Me: Lets get it on!

I teleported and cracked his safe on his back and opened it and in it was a big longsword and I saw the sword before.

Me: Whoa it's a sword from Monster Hunter.

Blobgoblin: I take it you know that game?

Me: I do but I never played it. I heard it's awesome.

Blobgoblin: Yep. Kate can use that sword.

Me: Sweet.

I measured the sword and it was 6 feet long.

Me: Wow a six foot long sword.

I teleported and gave the sword to Kate.

Kate: This sword is for me?

Me: It's a sword from Monster Hunter, Kate. I know you scared after everything that happened because of the Thing. But you can use this sword to destroy monsters like the Thing forever.

Kate took the sword.

Kate: Thanks J.D.

Me: You're welcome. Lets get him!

Blobgoblin: UH OH!

Me: SPD MORPHER! JUDGEMENT MODE!

I activated it and one minute later a red X lit up.

Me: GUILTY!

SPD Rangers: DELTA ENFORCER!

We fired energy blasts and they hit Blobgoblin and he exploded!

KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

He was encased in a Containment Card.

I picked it up.

Me: Sorry it has to be like this for you Blobgoblin. But Kate needs someone to talk to after everything she went through.

Blobgoblin: I understand.

Troy Burrows: Rangers that a Super Mega Win.


Battle 12: Eris the Elf VS The Cat Creature (Scooby Doo Show)


The Cat Creature was next.

Eris (DLWAMG): Elf VS Cat Creature. Interesting Matchup.

Cat Creature: (Snarls)

Eris (DLWAMG): Lets do it!

Eris went at the Cat Creature and kicked it in the face and smashed him down.

The Cat Creature got up.

Eris (DLWAMG): Take this one! ELF ARROW FIRESTORM!

She fired a huge barrage of arrows and they all hit the Cat Creature and exploded and smashed it down.


We regrouped and we were facing Crazy Styxx!

Jake Holling: You've played your last song, asshole!

Megaforce Rangers: Legendary Ranger Mode: Lightmask Squad!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Maskman Rangers from 1987.

Me: It's buttkicking time!

Eris (DLWAMG): Yeah!

Yumi: Lets get him!

Right Suzuki: Lets do it guys!

Girl Jordan: May I transform with you guys?

Right Suzuki: You bet.

ToQger Rangers: TOQ CHANGE!

NOW TRANSFORMING! PLEASE WAIT BEHIND THE WHITE LINE!

In a flash of Rainbow Light, The ToQger's transformed!

ToQ Ich, ToQ Nii, ToQ San, ToQ Yon, ToQ Go, ToQ Roku, ToQ Nana!

ToQger Rangers: The Victorious Imagination! Ressha Sentai ToQger!

KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

A massive rainbow fire explosion went off behind them and they were ready.

Girl Jordan then had water swirl around her and the water looked like dragons.

Girl Jordan: You've messed around with Puffy AmiYumi for the last time Crazy Styxx.

Crazy Styxx: Oh yeah? And what are you gonna do about it little girl?

Girl Jordan: Destroy you forever.

Then a massive flash of light exploded out and then a massive vortex of water exploded out and enveloped Girl Jordan and her energy levels were rising astronomically with incredible power! The vortex of water went high into the sky and it turned into a powerful dragon of pure water and it roared furiously as her power levels were rising fast. The massive energies of stars were pouring in to her and she was getting stronger and stronger! When the water vortex faded, she was forever changed!

(IMPERITRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:40)

Girl Jordan looked like she was now 21 years old and she had the body of a goddess. Her hair was braided and had a blue water bow and she had a dragon with a mermaid emblazoned in the middle of her forehead and she had a yellow shirt with a blue dragon on it and she had armbands, blue pants and yellow sandals made of pure water and she had a sleeveless yellow trench coat and it had yellow ocean waves on it and a dragon and she had angel wings made of pure water! Girl Jordan was now a SUPER ANGEL 10,000,000,000 MAELSTROM DRAGON MERMAID!

Me: WHOA!

Nico: Wow! Girl Jordan you look incredible!

Laney: Wow!

Lincoln: Girl Jordan you look awesome!

Me: How do you feel?

Girl Jordan: (Divine Echoing Mermaid Voice) I feel amazing guys. This power is more than enough to take him down.

Lola: I'll say! Wow!

Me: Go sock it to that fucking asshole Girl Jordan.

Girl Jordan: With pleasure!

(THE NIGHT BEGINS TO SHINE BY B.E.R. PLAYS)

Girl Jordan: You! ANIMALLLLLL!

She went at Crazy Styxx and kicked him into the air and she punched and smashed him all over with a ferocious flurry of punches and kicks that went at him faster than bullets fired from a Mini-Gun and she was mercilessly pulverizing him brutally with incredible fury! She blasted him all over with numerous dragons of pure water and they smashed him all over with the devastating force of a thousand pile drivers and they brutally smashed him into the ground. She then smashed him all over with incredible fury as she pulverized him into the ground with incredible merciless fury! She then kicked him into the air and teleported and smashed him with a powerful punch that slammed him into the ground. Girl Jordan then fired a massive volley of water dragons and energy blasts at him and smashed him all over into the ground with incredible fury and power! And then when he was in an energy dome, Girl Jordan charged up a powerful energy blast and it had water dragons swirling around it.

Me: WHOA!

Lincoln: WOW! What power!

Girl Jordan: TAKE THIS!

She fired the powerful energy ball and it went into the dome and then it glowed Neon Blue and it exploded with incredible power!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

The explosion was so massive, so powerful and so devastating that it could be seen for miles and its power was felt all over the planet! When the smoke cleared Crazy Styxx was down.

Me: WHOA! What power!

Vegeta: Incredible! She REALLY thrashed him!

Nico: Incredible!

Ronnie Anne: Wow! Girl Jordan REALLY whooped him big time!

Laney: No kidding!

Lola: Wow! Lincoln, Girl Jordan is definitely one of your perfect fiancés.

Crazy Styxx got up and he was REALLY mutilated and thrashed and Girl Jordan was just getting warmed up.

Me: Wow! She did a huge number on him.

Ėclair: Amazing!

Naruto: Boy no kidding. That was amazing.

Crazy Styxx was enraged and HE WAS PISSED OFF!

Crazy Styxx: THAT HURT YOU BITCH!

Girl Jordan: I'm just getting started with you.

Crazy Styxx: WHAT!?

Yumi: HEY CRAZY STYXX YOU DOUCHEBAG! (TAUNTS HIM WITH STUPID FACES)

Eli: Yeah you ugly mohawk headed freak! Come and get us! (Slaps his butt) Come on man! Bet you can't hit this!

Me: (Flips the bird at him)

THEN HE WAS REALLY SEEING RED!

Crazy Styxx: (ENRAGED SCREAMING) YOU MOTHERFUCKING DOUCHEBAG FUCKWADS! I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU ALL!

He went at us and we punched and kicked and pulverized him into oblivion! Aimukk blasted and pulverized him into pulp and smashed him all over the place.

Earthworm Jim: EAT DIRT DRUMMER OF MALEVOLENCE! (BLASTS CRAZY STYXX ALL OVER) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Ed Cowarts: EAT DIRT BAD DRUMMER OF PUTRIDITY! (BLASTS CRAZY STYXX ALL OVER!) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Ets: This is for giving all drummers everywhere a bad name! TECHNO DRUM STYLE NINJA ART: HAWAIIAN DRUMS OF FIRE!

He played Hawaiian Drums and fired waves of gears made of fire.

George of the Jungle, Tailgate, Skullgrin and Wood Man all used the Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced George's powers, Tailgate's speed, Skullgrin's tank energy beams and Wood Man's Leaves 100-fold.

George of the Jungle and Tailgate: JUNGLE SPEED STRIKE!

Skullgrin and Wood Man: ENERGY LEAF FIRESTORM!

Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, The Wonderbolts and The Air Skylanders: WONDERBOLT WIND RAINBOW BURST!

Luna Loud: ROCK N ROCK WATER STYLE: DEEP PURPLE!

Sam S.L.: ROCK N ROLL WIND STYLE: ZZ TOP!

Lincoln: ROCK N ROLL LIGHTNING STYLE: AC/DC!

Perfuma: ROCK N ROLL NATURE STYLE: GUNS N ROSES!

Frosta: ROCK N ROLL ICE STYLE: LYNYRD SKYNYRD!

Entrapta: ROCK N ROLL TECH STYLE: IRON MAIDEN!

Ruby Rose: ROCK N ROLL NATURE STYLE: RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS!

Yang Xiao Long: ROCK N ROLL FIRE STYLE: FOO FIGHTERS!

Weiss: ROCK N ROLL ICE STYLE: COLDPLAY!

Blake: ROCK N ROLL SHADOW STYLE: CARLOS SANTANA!

Jessica Shannon: ROCK N ROLL STING STYLE: KISS!

Mai: ROCK N ROLL FIRE STYLE: THE BEACH BOYS!

Toph: ROCK N ROLL EARTH STYLE: THE ROLLING STONES!

Yuna: ROCK AND ROLL WATER STYLE: CREENDENCE CLEARWATER REVIVAL!

Nanami: ROCK N ROLL WATER STYLE: STYX!

R. Mika: ROCK N ROLL STRENGTH STYLE: QUEEN!

Menat: ROCK N ROLL SPIRIT STYLE: DEF LEPPARD!

They fired energy and elemental blasts and they formed into the legendary bands and rock stars we know.

Brittney, Yumi and Ami: WITHIN TEMPTATION DARKNESS FIRESTORM!

They fired waves of darkness and energy.

Girl Jordan: LINDSEY STIRLING VIOLIN MAELSTROM!

Girl Jordan played a violin and she was playing Beyond the Veil by Lindsey Stirling and she fired waves of water and energy.

Luna, Sam S.L., Lincoln, Perfuma, Frosta, Entrapta, Ruby, Yang, Weiss, Blake, Jessica, Mai, Toph, Yuna, Nanami, R. Mika and Menat: ROCK N ROLL FINAL SMASH: ROCK N ROLL BLASTER!

They fired lasers from their rock n roll instruments which merged to form a giant laser.

The blasts all hit Crazy Styxx and completely obliterated him and destroyed him and he was gone forever!

Girl Jordan: Take that!

Lincoln: Jordan!

Lincoln jumped into her arms.

Lincoln: You were so awesome!

Girl Jordan: It was really fun facing him.

Lincoln and Girl Jordan then kissed.

Me: Aww.

Everyone: Awwww..

Speed Demon: Well, that's one of your enemies down.

Ami: Thanks so much for helping us!

Radioactive Man: It was our pleasure.

Girder: Now, what should we do with these drumsticks?

Key: We should make sure no one else gets their hands on them.

Grim: (Jamaican Accent) They will be going into my trunk.

Me: Good thinking and Billy don't you dare get them out of his trunk.

Mandy: Or else!

Muscle Man: Hey, Yumi. You know who else loves you and Ami's songs? My Mom!

We laughed at his joke.

Yumi: I'm glad she does.

Me: That was a joke. But I'm sure she would like them.

Yumi: Oh. I don't get it. But thanks for the compliment.

Ami: It was so awesome helping you all.

Me: We all had a lot of fun.

Yumi: (To the Viewers) Don't pick up supernatural sticks from an unknown source.

Ami: (To the Viewers) Especially if they are those of an evil drummer like Crazy Styxx.

Me: Yeah good advice. Lets head home.

We were back on Earth and we went to Lynn's Table for dinner and then we got ready for bed.

THE END


Another awesome adventure complete.

Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi was a great show! It was based on the famous Japanese Pop Star duo Puffy AmiYumi with Ami Onuki and Yumi Yoshimura and they are so awesome! They did the intro themes for Teen Titans and many shows and did so much around the world and more. Also this is the first chapter of Etstheclarencefan's week of ideas. NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, XP4Universe, Etstheclarencefan, Nflemingful, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658 and ninjakingofhearts all gave me the ideas for this. Thanks guys. Next up is number 2 of Ets's ideas and it's the second of the Kipo And The Age Of The Wonderbeasts Series and we're gonna go after Dr. Emilia and we're going to make that heartless witch pay for her crimes against the world of Mutes and Humans in General. She will rue the day she crossed us. Also the next girl for Daily Life With A Monster Girl is Sala the Salamander, the Fire Elementals from Alchemical Myth and we're going to save her from The Great Furnace in the World of Magic The Gathering.

See you all tomorrow.