Over the infamous Aokigahara Forest in Japan, me and Kaitlyn Logan were flying over the forest and searching for the next girl to rescue.
Me: See that forest down there?
Kaitlyn: I heard that it's called the Suicide Forest.
Me: You heard right. The Aokigahara Forest here in Japan has been widely called that for centuries because a lot of people have gone into this forest to kill themselves.
Kaitlyn: Wow that's terrible.
Me: Yeah it's scary.
We flew over a lake and we saw a cabin on the other side of the lake.
Me: That must be where the next girl is being held.
Kaitlyn: I think there's a second person we have to rescue here.
Kaitlyn concentrated and groaned as she began to shrink.
Me: I sense it too.
She turned into her Azelf form and I held on to her clothes for her.
Me: It's coming from that cabin on the other side of the lake.
We went to the cabin and then we busted in by kicking the door down and we saw THE YAKUZA!
Me: The Yakuza! (Speaking in Japanese) あなたのダートバッグは、私たちがいる間に犯罪を犯すために間違った日を選んだ。今、私たちはあなたが捕まえた女の子を手放すためにあなたに5秒を与えます、さもなければこれはあなたの最後の日になるでしょう!(You dirtbags have picked the wrong day to commit crimes while we're present. Now we'll give you 5 seconds to let the girls you caught go or this is gonna be your last days alive!)
Yakuza Leader: (Speaking in Japanese) そんなことはしません!日本の名誉のために!(We will do no such thing! FOR THE HONOR OF JAPAN!)
They went at us and we slashed and butchered all the Yakuza and when I sheathed my sword all their blood splattered out all over and they fell to pieces dead.
Me: Sorry you had to see that Kaitlyn.
Kaitlyn: No worries but that was awesome!
We went to a room and we saw the two girls. One was a girl in a orange shirt and grey pants with orange flames swirling around her and the other was a green hair girl dressed in black.
Me: Wow. The girl with flames is a Will-Of-The-Wisp, The Ghost Glows of English Folklore.
We cut them free.
Kasuka: Whew. Thank you guys.
Me: You're welcome.
Tatsumaki: You must've taken care of the Yakuza.
Kasuka: Hey wow! You're the famous J.D. Knudson, Leader of Team Loud Phoenix Storm!
Tatsumaki: The famous legendary hero!?
Me: That's right. It's a pleasure.
Kasuka: My name is Kasuka and yes I'm a Will-Of-The-Wisp.
Tatsumaki: And my name is Tatsumaki. It's an honor.
Me: Pleasure to meet you. This is Kaitlyn Logan. She's also an Azelf. Long story on that.
Kaitlyn: Pleasure.
Kasuka: Same here. Thanks for saving us.
Me: Anytime.
Kaitlyn: I'm gonna revert back.
Me: Okay.
I put on my blind glasses and she reverted back.
Kaitlyn was human again. But naked.
Kaitlyn: (covers herself) Good thing the Yakuza are gone now.
Me: Yeah.
Tatsumaki: Nice rack on you.
Kaitlyn: Thanks.
I gave Kaitlyn back her clothes.
Kaitlyn: Thanks J.D.
Me: You're welcome.
Kaitlyn changed.
Kasuka: But that was awesome how you guys killed those dirtbags.
Tatsumaki: I would have done so myself.
Me: What powers do you have Tatsumaki?
Tatsumaki: I have wind powers.
Me: Wow! And your name means Tornado. That's perfect for you.
Kasuka: It sure is.
Tatsumaki: Thanks.
Me: You're welcome. Lets head back to the estate and we can talk more there.
Kasuka: Okay.
We went back to the World Tree Estate.
Back at the World Tree Estate, everyone was watching Nicole, Lincoln, Lily and Sunset Shimmer play Super Smash Brothers.
Sunset Shimmer: I got you now!
Lincoln: I don't think so!
Nicole: We'll see about that!
Nicole beat them all!
Nicole: Yeah!
Sunset Shimmer: Aw man!
Lily: Nicole is that good.
Nico: Told you she wasn't called the Goddess of Video Games for show.
Sunset Shimmer: Wow.
We came in.
Kaitlyn went to rest on the sofa.
Nico: Welcome back guys.
Me: Thanks.
Nico: Wow she's a Will-Of-The-Wisp!
Me: Yep.
Kasuka: It's an honor to meet you Nico.
Miia: Kasuka!
Kasuka: Miia!
They hugged.
Kasuka: It's awesome to see you here.
Rachnera: J.D. has been saving us from McWolf.
Tatsumaki: But this time it was the Yakuza that kidnapped us. McWolf was not there.
Me: Odd. He must've had some other things to do.
Nico: Maybe. But wait a second. Aren't you Tatsumaki, the Tornado of Terror?
Tatsumaki: That's right.
Nico: Oh wow! It's an honor to meet you.
Lincoln: You're from one of my favorite manga, One Punch Man.
Tatsumaki: I'm honored to have some fans.
Me: We're glad you're here with us.
Later we were on our way to Virbank City in the Unova Region in Canada. I was riding my Rapidash and carrying the hover carriage behind me.
St Patricia: Are we near Virbank City?
Me: Yes we are. We're almost there.
Tatsumaki: This is fun!
Kasuka: Yeah!
Miia: And the way J.D. rides his Rapidash like that is awesome.
Eli: Yeah that's my bro for you.
James Bond: (British Accent) He does have talent.
Natalya: (Russian Accent) He does.
Wai Lin: It sure is amazing though.
We arrived in Virbank City and it was a really nice city.
Me: Here we are guys. Virbank City.
Ash: Wow it's just as amazing as I remember.
We saw a woman up ahead with blond hair and overalls and it was Bianca.
Jirachi: I know how to get Bianca's attention.
Sly Cooper: Go for it, Jirachi.
Bianca felt something touch her shoes. She looked down to see a Jirachi.
Bianca: A Jirachi? What's one doing all the way out here in Unova?
Jirachi: It's because I'm with my friends to find you.
Ash: Bianca!
Bianca saw us.
Bianca: Ash! And Team Loud Phoenix Storm it's an honor! And Ash, Iris, Cilan it's great to see you all again!
Cilan: Same here.
Iris: How have you been?
Bianca: Great.
Me: Pleasure to meet you Bianca. We were told so much about you and how you've been a big help for Ash and team.
Bianca: Same here J.D. and I have been helping them out a lot.
Me: You sure have.
Sunstorm: Let me introduce the rest of our mascots. This is Tentacool, she's Varie's.
Tentacool: Hello.
Sunstorm: Manaphy, she's May's.
Manaphy: How do.
Sunstorm: Poromon, he's Nico's Digimon.
Poromon: Hello there.
Sunstorm: Horsea, she's Maria's.
Horsea: Hey there.
Sunstorm: And Poliwag. He is Nico's too.
Poliwag: Hell… (BELCHES) (Laughs)
Nico: Excuse you.
Bianca: It's an honor.
We got to having lunch with Bianca.
G1 Firestar: A lot has happened since the last time you saw Ash.
Me: Yeah.
We told her everything that happened and everything.
Bianca: Oh wow! That's amazing!
Mallow: Yeah and we are so awesome to be Ash's friends.
Eli: And Ash and his friends have all been a REALLY big help on our adventures.
Lucy (Pokemon): We also discovered a lot of new Pokemon.
Brock: They are from the Galar Region.
Me: Check them out.
I showed my Galarian Moltres.
Bianca: Wow!
Me: This is a Galarian Moltres. Instead of a Fire Type, he's a Dark Type over in the Galar Region.
Nico: And I found this one.
He called out his Galarian Zapdos.
Nico: This is a Galarian Zapdos. Instead of Electric, he's a Fighting Type.
Eli: And here's mine.
Eli called out his Galarian Articuno.
Eli: This is a Galarian Articuno. Instead of Ice, he's a Psychic Tyle.
Bianca: Wow that is so amazing!
Emolga: Emol!
Me: Oh wow an Emolga.
Bianca: Yep. Isn't it cute?
Me: Sure is.
Nico: We may have a 7th Mascot soon.
Me: Yep. We'll have to teach Emolga how to talk.
Laney: Yep and that's gonna be fun.
Bianca was now part of the team and we went back home to the estate.
Later we were getting ready for our next mission.
Jinx: Thanks for joining the team, Mr. Bond.
James Bond: My pleasure. Always willing to help you all after how Lincoln helped me.
Me: That was an awesome adventure in Babysitting you did partner.
Vince: It sure was. I love spy movies.
Nico: So do I. They are great.
Batroc, Loki, Leonard, KGBeast, Eris, Unicorn, Weather Wizard, and Whiteout then appeared.
Batroc: Can me, Loki, Leonard, KGBeast, Eris, Unicorn, Weather Wizard, and Whiteout go with you guys this time?
Me: You all sure can. I got this message from Ponyville. They need help dealing with a villain named Princess Porcina.
Weather Wizard: Who is she?
Megan Williams: I know her and she is a Princess Tyrant that wants to use her magic to turn everything into glass. She likes to look at herself in its reflective surface.
We gasped.
Me: What can you tell us about her?
Megan and Firefly told us all about her.
Princess Porcina is an antagonist from the 1986 My Little Pony series, and is the primary antagonist and anti-hero in the episode "The Glass Princess".
She was voiced by Tress MacNeille.
Role
Porcina needs material to replace her magic cloak, which is all but worn out. She uses its magic to turn things into glass, as she's obsessed with her own reflection. The Raptorians work for her with the promise that they'll soon receive their own kingdom, and steal some washing. Porcina deems the washing to be useless and tells the Raptorians to find something better.
They capture Gusty, Heart Throb, and Lickety-Split to use their hair to make her cloak. Porcina receives her new cloak, and happily turns the Paradise Estate and every other non-living thing in Ponyland to glass, much to the Little Ponies' horror. The chief Raptorian praises her efforts, but suggests that it might be even better if every creature in Ponyland also bore her reflection. She agrees, and casts a second spell, turning every Little Pony in the Paradise Estate to glass. Shady, Molly, Megan, North Star, Paradise, Magic Star, and the Bushwoolies made a fake cloak in hopes of switching it with the real one, only for the Raptorians to catch onto them.
Porcina starts the spell to turn the Ponies into glass, but confronting them face to face makes her realize she has no right. The chief Raptorian snatches her cloak and tries the spell himself, but finds he's holding the fake. A tug-of-war ensues over the real cloak, and it tears in half, releasing a bolt of energy that hits the Raptorians and turns them all into glass. Regretting her selfish actions, Porcina uses the remains of the cloak to restore the Little Ponies and everything else in Ponyland. The Bushwoolies destroy the cloak, then offer to take Porcina on as their groomer, and she agrees.
When she was done we were shocked!
Me: Oh man! That's terrible!
Leonard: And I thought I was the only pig that had a pig army.
Me: It's good you're going with us then Leonard. Lets head to Ponyland.
We went to Ponyland.
PONYLAND
We arrived in Ponyland.
Paragus: Here we are back in Ponyville.
Me: Yep. And it looks like we got here just in time!
We saw Pig Minions attacking.
Me: Let me handle this.
I went up to them.
Me: Hey porkheads!
Pig 1: Well look who it is.
Me: I got one word to say to you all.
Pig 2: And what's that?
I pulled out the Bacon Magisword.
Me: BACON!
The Pigs then squealed and ran like frightened chickens out of the village.
Me: Wow it works.
Then my Dark Orb Detector went off and it showed that there was a Dark Orb to the Northwest.
Me: There's a Dark Orb here.
Nico: Porcina must have it to make pig minions.
Leonard: Who does Porcina think she is, ripping me off?!
Me: Obviously a no good copy cat.
Eli: You got that right.
James Bond: Looks like she's trying to play dirty.
Nico: Yeah she sure is.
Kasuka: I hope she has dinner plans because we're going to show up uninvited when we face her.
Big Mac: Eeyup!
Tatsumaki: And it won't be pretty.
Me: Well we do need to get some food for the 4th of July barbecue we're having this weekend.
Nuova Shenron: We still have some time before we launch our attack. So, let's see if there are still pigs around here. And I'm not talking about Leonard's pigs.
Me: You're right. Lets get to finding them and scare them off.
Prohyas: Ooh. I love a pig hunting mission.
Vambre: (British Accent) This is gonna be most fun.
Kasuka: Lets burn them.
Tatsumaki: And blow them away.
Me: Lets fan out and search.
Jessie (Pokemon): (to Leonard's pigs) You guys go find out where Porcina's hiding.
Leonard: You heard the lady! Go!
Pig Minion 1: YES SIR!
They went out to find Porcina.
Me: Lets get to finding Porcina's pigs!
We went all over the village.
Unicorn was wandering around.
Unicorn: Now, if I were a pig, where would I hide?
He looked around and he heard some shattering.
Unicorn: Come on in you fuckers. (Pulls out a minigun) Come on in. Old Painless is waiting.
Porcina's Pigs came out.
Unicorn blasted them all over.
Cody was hiding in the rooftops with his Yautja technology and he was cloaked and he overheard one of them talking and he turned on his infrared vision and audio analyzer.
Pig 2: (Distorted) Princess Porcina is gonna be really mad when she finds out that Team Loud Phoenix Storm is here.
Pig 3: (Distorted) She sure will be. But even if she knows that they are here we'll have a massive army waiting for them and then KABOOM! She will kill them in one fell swoop with her magic.
Cody had his triangle target on them both and fired plasma blasts at them and destroyed them.
Cody (OC): Bullseye.
Manterror: Hey, Waspinator. Do you get the feeling that we're about to meet more fellow Cybertronians in about a week?
Waspinator: Ooh Waspinator is gonna be excited.
Drill Bit: Me too.
Pigs came at them.
Drill Bit: I got this! Drill Bit, TERRORIZE!
He transformed and skewered the pigs with his drill and killed them.
Drill Bit: Drill Bit 5, pigs zero. BEAST MODE!
He reverted back.
Weather Wizard: Maybe some are hiding in the bakery. I am getting hungry anyway.
Weather Wizard went and checked it out and sure enough there were pigs eating all the sweets!
Weather Wizard: HEY! Hooves off the sweets you pigs!
He fired a blast of lightning and electrocuted them and turned them into pork roasts.
Shield Shredder: Now, let's eat some sweets before continuing the manhunt.
Weather Wizard: Good idea.
They went and gathered some sweets for us.
Nico found a bunch of pigs and turned them into ham with Electro's lightning powers.
Nico: This will be perfect for our lunch.
KGBeast: Little pigs, little pigs. Come out, come out wherever you are.
Pig 1: Not by the hairs of our chinny chin chins!
Pig 2: Smooth move big mouth!
KGBeast found them and ripped them apart and turned them into cold cuts.
Sabrina: (to her Alakazam) Alakazam, find out if there are anymore pigs here.
Her Alakazam used his psychic powers and then numerous pigs came out.
Sabrina: Time for you to be turned into my toys.
Sabrina fired a blast of psychic energy and she turned them into stuffed animals.
Sabrina: They will be perfect for me and Lola.
Eris: Maybe I should my powers to flush the remaining pigs out.
Eris threw a bunch of golden apples and they sunk into the ground and then…
CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG!
Pigs came out and they had a bunch of bear traps on them and on their butts and they came out of a bunch of restaurants.
Eli: Nice one Eris! Now for me.
Eli fired waves of Force Lightning and turned the pigs into spiral ham and pork ribs.
Eli: These ribs will be perfect for the 4th of July this weekend.
Me: I think we got them all.
Laney: Yeah.
Veon: Now, we should confront Porcina and the rest of her army at her hideout.
Me: We don't know where she is.
Leonard's pigs came back.
Pig Minion 1: We found Porcina's hideout!
Me: Where is it?
Pig Minion 1: Over there behind those hills. There's a lake that has a castle on the other side.
Megan Williams: That's where we're going.
Me: Yep.
Leonard: Let me do the entrance.
Me: Roger that.
We went to Porcina's castle.
At Porcina's castle she was looking at herself in the mirror.
But then a massive rumble was felt and then a massive tsunami of Leonard's pigs smashed into the castle and then out of the pigs came us and we were ready to fight!
Me: Games over Princess Porkchop!
Loki: You're not the only one with a pig army, Porcina!
Leonard: That's right!
Leonard had his pig army come out in the tens of millions and there WERE A LOT OF THEM!
Porcina: Oh crud. This is gonna hurt.
Pig 1: Yep.
Me: One word for you Procina.
Porcina: What's that?
Me: Bacon!
She squealed in fear!
Porcina then saw Pumbaa ready to fight!
Porcina: You got something to say pig?
Pumbaa: Pig? Are you talking about me?
Timon: Uh oh she called him a Pig!
Pumbaa: Are you talking about me!?
Timon: Shouldn't have done that.
Pumbaa: ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ME!?
Timon: Now you're in for it!
Pumbaa: THEY CALL ME MR. PIG! AAAAAHHHHH!
He charged and smashed her all over the place with incredible fury and smashed her and her pigs through the wall!
Nico: YEAH! TAKE THAT!
Eli: YEAH!
Dark Laser, Cargill, Spymaster, Madame Masque, Red X, 2016 Morbucks, Mummy, Toiletnator, Gramma Stuffum and Calamitous then appeared.
Me: Dark Laser, Cargill, Spymaster, Madame Masque, Red X, 2016 Morbucks, Mummy, Toiletnator, Gramma Stuffum and Calamitous.
Dark Laser: Have you guys been killing Porcina's pigs all day?
Maria: Yes. Yes, we have.
Cargill: Do I even want to know how Porcina keeps making pigs?
Red X: I think it's thanks to the Dark Orb that she has.
Toiiletnator: And is that Boarmon with you guys?
Me: Yep it sure is.
Boarmon: Pleasure to meet you guys.
Me: I guess Gramma Stuffum starts her battles with Luster Dawn?
Gramma Stuffum: (German Accent) Ja und it's gonna be fun. I hope she is skinny because she needs to eat.
Luster Dawn: I may be an egghead but even I have a huge appetite.
Nico: Awesome.
In a swirl of darkness came Emperor Z.
Me: Emperor Z. I have good news for you.
Emperor Z: You found an archenemy for me?
Me: I sure did and Supernova Zap has decided to be your archenemy.
Supernova Zap: It's gonna be such an honor.
Emperor Z: It sure will.
A figure came out and it was HEADRIDGE! Back for round 2.
Me: Headridge! Back for round 2.
Headridge: Yep and it's gonna be fun.
Me: Sweet!
Headridge: I see you guys found 2 of the Super Sentai teams.
Troy Burrows: We sure have and it's gonna be great.
Me: It sure is.
Then we heard malevolent laughter and out came 2 figures. They were THE SPIRIT OF FIREBALL MCPHAN and THE GHOST OF CASEY O'REILLY!
Shaggy: ZOINKS! It's the Ghost of Casey O'Reilly and the Spirit of Fireball McPhan.
Qin: Wow! Good to see you again Fireball.
Spirit of Fireball McPhan: Same to you Qin.
Twilight Sparkle: What were they known for?
Qin: The Spirit of Fireball McPhan was really Jesse Finster and Mr. Griffith twin brother and they wanted to scare the entirety of Velma's school away so they can buy the place dirt cheap and build a racing gambling empire. The Ghost of Casey O'Reilly is really Reggie Rungout. He wanted to kidnap the Flounder's pitcher Sally Star so that his team would win.
Applejack: Whoa!
Fluttershy: What did they get?
Qin: Jesse Finster and Mr. Griffith's twin brother got 25 years and ordered to pay $287,000 in restitution and Reggie got 45 years for kidnapping. They also got life.
Spitfire: I'll face Fireball McPhan.
Kasuka: And I'll face Casey O'Reilly.
Me: This is gonna be fun!
Battle 1: Sabrina Mason, Twilight Sparkle, Luster Dawn, Princess Cadance, Princess Amore, Flurry Heart, Star Swirl, Magic Skylanders, Anakin, Padme, Luke, Leia, Rey, Kitten and Jinx VS Dark Laser
Dark Laser was first.
Dark Laser: (to Sabrina) Who does Porcina think she is ripping off Leonard?!
Sabrina: A cheap imitator that's what.
Twilight Sparkle: But her minions are gonna make really good pork for our barbecue this weekend.
Luster Dawn: They sure are.
Princess Cadance: It will be a delicious barbecue.
Princess Amore: It sure will and we'll have everything.
Flurry Heart: We sure will. I hope you're hungry.
Star Swirl: I know I am.
Spyro: I know I will be.
Deja-Vu: Same here.
Anakin: Me too. Especially for the ribs.
Padme: I can't wait for that.
Luke: Me too.
Dark Laser: Me too. Lets get it on.
Sabrina: May the Force be With us.
(DUEL OF THE FATES PLAYS)
They ignited their lightsabers and clashed powerfully and sparks were flying all over the place with incredible fury and more as they clashed. They fired blasts of Force Lightning and Force Fire and magic and smashed him down.
Rey: (British Accent) That was great!
Sabrina Mason: It sure was!
Twilight Sparkle: Yeah it was!
Battle 2: Girl Jordan, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Thunder Terror, Sassy Saddles, Mistmane, Sable Spirit, Water Skylanders, Shining Armor, Princess Cadance, Flurry Heart, Cloud Star, Lilly Crystal, Oceanus Shenron and Paragus VS Cargill
Cargill was next.
Cargill: (to Girl Jordan) We can't have Porcina use a Dark Orb to make finfinite Pig minions. That's Leonard's thing.
Girl Jordan: That is Leonard's thing and she is just a cheap knockoff artist.
Rarity: Indeed darling. She has no right to call herself a princess too.
Sweetie Belle: No she doesn't! She gives all princesses everywhere a bad name.
Thunder Terror: You said it. Applejack's pigs and Leonard's pigs are more than perfect.
Sassy Saddles: (British accent) But Applejack's pigs are not for eating.
Mistmane: Yeah they aren't for eating but Leonard's pigs are.
Sable Spirit: Yep that's right.
Gill Grunt: We're gonna have a great barbecue this weekend for the 4th of July.
Shining Armor: Can't wait to eat.
Princess Cadance: Me too.
Flurry Heart: We all can't.
Cargill: You said it. Lets do it!
Cargill went at them and they fired waves of water, jewels, energy and magic and smashed him down.
Girl Jordan: That was amazing!
Rarity: Rapture darling that was grand!
Battle 3: Hunter, Sunset Shimmer, Pepperdance, Cayenne, Firecracker Burst, Gusty the Great, Fire Skylanders, Sam, Clover, Alex, Nuova Shenron and Princess Rose VS Red X
Red X was next.
Red X: (to Hunter) I heard you guys met Ash's friend Bianca this morning.
Hunter: (German Accent) Ja und she is an amazing supporter of Ash und company.
Sunset Shimmer: She sure is. She has helped him, Iris and Cilan out.
Pepperdance: (Cajun Accent) And she is sometimes clumsy but she is fun to get along with.
Cayenne: She sure is and she loves our food for lunch.
Firecracker Burst: She sure does. Especially Lynn Sr.'s cooking.
Gusty: How can anyone not like Lynn Sr.'s cooking? It's awesome.
Sunburn: It sure is.
Sam: You said it.
Clover: Yep.
Alex: It's great food.
Red X: You said it. Lets do it!
He went at them and they fired waves of fire, energy and frogs and smashed him down.
Hunter: WUNDERBAR!
Sunset Shimmer: All right!
Battle 4: Layla, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Trixie, Clover the Clever, Undead Skylanders, Mario, Luigi, Peach, and Team Rocket VS Toiletnator
Toiletnator was next.
Toiletnator: (to Layla) What kind of Pokemon does Bianca have?
Layla: She has an Emboar, Minccino, Escavalier and an Emolga.
Starlight Glimmer: Her Emolga will make a great 7th Mascot for us.
Cozy Glow: Yeah it sure would.
Trixie: Her Emolga and Minccino are cute.
Clover the Clever: They sure are.
Hex: She has a great Pokemon selection.
Mario: (Italian Accent) I agree.
Luigi: (Italian Accent) Me-a too.
Toiletnator: It is a nice selection. Lets do it!
Toiletnator fired waves of toilet paper and they fired waves of water and magic and bones and fireballs and smashed him down.
Layla: AW YEAH!
Starlight Glimmer: That was amazing!
Battle 5: SpongeBob Squarepants, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Magma Gloom, Vapor Trail, Sky Stinger, Angel Wings, Flash Magnus, Air Skylanders, James Bond, Natalya Simonova, Wai Lin, Manterror, and Drill Bit (BW) VS Spymaster
Spymaster was next.
Spymaster: (to Spongebob) Manterror might be onto something. I also get the feeling that we're gonna meet more Cybertronians soon.
SpongeBob: I agree with you on that too. I have that same feeling too.
Rainbow Dash: Me too. Meeting new Cybertronians is always gonna be awesome.
Scootaloo: Yeah it always is cool meeting new Cybertronians.
Magma Gloom: I wonder how many new Autobots and Decepticons are out there.
Vapor Trail: Boy who knows. But they will be awesome to meet.
Sky Stinger: You said it.
Angel Wings: It will be neat to meet them when we face them.
Flash Magnus: Yeah it sure will be cool.
Whirlwind: Yep.
Spymaster: You said it. (See's James Bond) Whoa is that?
James Bond: Name's Bond, James Bond.
Spymaster: WOW! You're one of my idols!
Natalya: James is an amazing man.
Wai Lin: He sure is.
Spymaster: I'm honored. And it's an honor you're now in the team. Lets get it on.
He had his spy weapons ready and James had his trademark pistol ready.
Manterror: This is gonna be good! Manterror, TERRORIZE!
Manterror transformed.
Drill Bit: Lets do it! Drill Bit, TERRORIZE!
Drill Bit transformed too.
They fired waves of Bubbles, energy, wind and lightning and lasers and smashed him down.
SpongeBob: (Inhales) Ahh. There's nothing like the smell of Bubbles in the morning. Smells like victory.
Rainbow Dash: That was AWESOME!
Battle 6: Maxxine Stennson, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Frozen Fright, Apple Fritter, Rockhoof, Cocoa Axe, Steela Oresdotter, Earth Skylanders, Amethyst, Garnet, Pearl, Steven Universe, Shield Shredder and Swift Foot VS The Mummy from Ben 10.
The Mummy was next.
Mummy: (to Maxxine) If we do meet other Cybertronians in a few days, I hope they have their own human as well. Specifically, one who can transform like you can.
Maxxine: I have a feeling that our mascots met them when we fought Kurata.
Applejack: Yeah I have that same feeling too.
Apple Bloom: I do too.
Frozen Fright: Yeah I have that feeling too. And whoever these new Cybertronian's are they must be awesome.
Apple Fritter: I hope we get to destroy their version of Starscream and Megatron.
Rockhoof: (Scottish Accent) Aye. I hope so too.
Cocoa Axe: (Irish Accent) Nico despises Megatron and Starscream. Mostly the G1 Versions.
Steela Oresdotter: (Norwegian Accent) Nico is the Leader of the Decepticons now and I have a feeling that those Decepticons will be under Dark Spicer's lead.
Amethyst: That would be awesome to have him as the Masters of Evil leader of the Decepticons.
Garnet: That would be a most amazing role for him.
Mummy: It sure would. Lets get it on!
The Mummy sent waves of bandages at them and they fired waves of earth, apples, energy and light and smashed him down.
Maxxine: Take that!
Applejack: YEEHAW! That was great!
Battle 7: Timmy Turner, Fluttershy, Tree Hugger, Pip-Squeak, Mage Meadowbrook, Life Skylanders, Masker Mind, Liberty, Sabrina (Pokemon) and Molly Hale VS Giulietta Nefaria A.K.A. Madame Masque
Madame Masque was next.
Madame Masque: (to Timmy) Who did J.D. rescue this time?
Timmy Turner: Her name is Kasuka and she's a Will-O'-Wisp. You know those mysterious ghost lights that vanish when you get near them and they are known in English Folklore?
Madame Masque: Oh wow! I know those.
Fluttershy: They are creepy but Kasuka is amazing.
Tree Hugger: She's far out dudes.
Pip-Squeak: (British Accent) She sure is. I think she's amazing.
Mage Meadowbrook: So is Tatsumaki. Her wind powers are amazing.
Stealth Elf: They sure are. I love how she can use the wind.
Masker Mind: Me too.
Liberty: That is so awesome.
Madame Masque: It sure is. Lets get it on!
Madame Masque went at them and the group fired waves of magic, fire, leaves and energy and smashed her down.
Timmy Turner: AWESOME!
Fluttershy: That was fun.
Battle 8: Lexx, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Marble Pie, Featherweight, Somnambula, Tech Skylanders, Scrooge McDuck, Donald Duck, Huey, Dewey & Louie, Veon and Hagger VS 2016 Morbucks
2016's Morbucks was next.
2016 Morbucks: (to Lexx) Kasuka is gonna get along great with you and Taranee.
Lexx: Yes she sure would. But she would also get along with Lola and most of the Fire users.
Pinkie Pie: Ooh she sure would.
Maud Pie: (Monotonously) I agree with you all on that.
Marble Pie: Me too.
Featherweight: It is amazing.
Somnambula: (Egyptian Accent) I agree completely on that too.
Sprocket: Same here.
Scrooge McDuck: (Scottish Accent) Aye lass.
Donald Duck: It's amazing.
2016 Morbucks: You said it. Lets do it!
She went at them and the group fired waves of energy, fire, gears, gold and jewels and smashed her down.
Lexx: YEAH!
Pinkie Pie: BEST USUAL BATTLE EVER!
Battle 9: Luster Dawn, Princess Celestia, Canterlot 5, Light Skylanders, Yugi, Joey, Seto, Tea, Marik, Tristan, Duke Devlin, Lemmy Koopa, and Wendy Koopa VS Gramma Stuffum
Gramma Stuffum was next.
Gramma Stuffum: It's time for you to eat!
Luster Dawn: Well I could always use a snack and I am REALLY hungry.
Princess Celestia: I heard that you like making people eat your food.
Minuette: And it's for the wrong reasons.
Twinkleshine: I hope you like getting pounded by us.
Lemon Hearts: And with us coming at your food too.
Moondancer: You want us to eat?
Lyra Heartstrings: Then we say...
Spotlight: BRING IT ON!
Yugi: YEAH!
Seto: And it's gonna be a good meal.
Gramma Stuffum: Then it will be done!
Gramma Stuffum called out all her food and the food and Stuffum went at them and Luster Dawn had a magic fork ready and she ate the food in a huge bite and they were eating all the food in a heartbeat and then they fired waves of light and energy and elements and smashed Gramma Stuffum Down!
Luster Dawn: That was a great battle!
Princess Celestia: It sure was!
Battle 10: Lisa Loud, Princess Luna, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Dan Kuso, Runo, Marucho, Julie, Shun, Alice, Stewie Griffin and Bowser Jr. VS Calamitous
Calamitous was next.
Calamitous: I have a feeling that when we meet the new Transformers that you will transform.
Lisa Loud: I too have that same feeling myself.
Princess Luna: It will be interesting to see.
Snowdrop: It sure will. Lisa is ready for the next level of her power.
Gari: She sure is.
Blackout: And it will be intensely strong.
Dan Kuso: Yeah it sure will.
Runo: And we'll be ready too.
Marucho: I hope we transform in the future too.
Julie: That will be amazing.
Calamitous: It sure will. Lets get it on.
Calamitous went at them and the group fired waves of gears, darkness and elements and smashed Calamitous down.
Lisa Loud: A most astounding success.
Princess Luna: And a victory of the night.
Battle 12: Megaforce Rangers, Nico, Lilly the Mermaid, Ariel's Sisters, Lola, Lana, Lucy, Laney, Lucy Loud and Lisa Loud VS Headridge.
Headridge was next.
Troy Burrows: Lets do it guys!
Megaforce Rangers: LETS POWER UP! SUPER MEGA MODE!
They went Super Megaforce!
Troy: "Super Megaforce Red!"
Noah: "Super Megaforce Blue!"
Gia: "Super Megaforce Yellow!"
Jake: "Super Megaforce Green!"
Emma: "Super Megaforce Pink!"
Orion: "Super Megaforce Silver!"
All: "Earth's Defenders Never Surrender! POWER RANGERS SUPER MEGAFORCE!"
KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready!
Nico: AWESOME!
Lilly the Mermaid: This is gonna be amazing!
Andrina: It sure will be.
Lola: Yeah!
Nico: First lets crack his safe.
Nico teleported and cracked his save and inside it was 7 Swords.
Headridge: Those are the Swords of Poseidon. They are swords that were made by Poseidon the God of The Seas himself.
The Swords of Poseidon are 6'0" blades with angel wings for the crossguard, a mermaid etched onto the blades, the long handles have scales on them for decoration, and the pommels are large mollusk shells with gems embedded in the center. But, the angel wings crossguards, mermaids etched on the blades, scale-decorated handles, and mollusk shell pommels with embedded gems will match the colors of their tails.
Nico: Wow! Lilly and Ariel's sisters will like these.
Headridge: Thanks for getting those out of me. They were really weighing me down.
Nico: You're welcome.
Nico teleported back and he gave the swords to Lilly and Ariel's sisters.
Lilly: Thanks Nico.
Aquata: We'll have to get some training in for these.
Arista: Yeah.
Lana: We can help with that.
Nico: Lets take him down.
Megaforce Rangers: SUPER MEGAFORCE CANNON!
They called the Super Megaforce Cannon and put their keys in and charged it up.
Nico: Lets do it!
The target was locked on!
Nico: FIRE!
They fired waves of energy and elements and the blasts all hit Headridge and he exploded with incredible power!
KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Headridge was dead in an instant.
Nico: YEAH! Headridge you have failed this universe again!
Lilly: He sure did!
Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.
Battle 13: Supernova Zap VS Emperor Z
Emperor Z of Darkness was next.
Emperor Z: This is gonna be most fun.
Supernova Zap. I'm always up for some fun battle. And now it will be really fun.
Emperor Z: It sure will. (Turns to Shin Z) (Demonic Voice) Always up for a challenge.
Supernova Zap was enveloped in a star aura.
Supernova Zap: Lets do it.
(FORSAKEN BY WITHIN TEMPTATION PLAYS)
They went at each other and clashed powerfully and sparks were flying all over and Supernova Zap punched him in the face and blasted him all over with stars and energy and they hit him and exploded all over. Supernova Zap kicked him and smashed him down.
Battle 14: Spitfire VS The Spirit of Fireball McPhan
The Spirit of Fireball McPhan was next!
Spirit of Fireball McPhan: I hope you are ready for a fun athletic battle.
Spitfire: I am really athletic myself. Played a lot of good sports before I became captain of the Wonderbolts.
Spirit of Fireball McPhan: That's good. Lets get it on.
Spitfire: Gladly.
Spitfire ran fast and Fireball McPhan ran to catch up to her and she and he were even in speed and Spitfire saw a rock and jumped over it and jumped off the wall and punched Fireball McPhan.
Battle 15: Kasuka VS The Ghost of Casey O'Reilly
The Ghost of Casey O'Reilly was next.
Kasuka: I hope you are good at baseball as me.
Casey O'Reilly: You better be good.
He threw a baseball and Kasuka caught it.
Kasuka: I'm a baseball player with a fiery fastball.
She fired a powerful ball of fire and threw it as fast as a bullet fired from a gun and it hit Casey and smashed into Casey and exploded!
KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!
We got the usual battles out of the way and we regrouped to face Porcina.
Me: Your reign of glass making is over Porcina!
She got up and I saw a Dark Orb around her neck like a necklace!
Me: There's the Dark Orb!
I grabbed it and smashed it and we got a massive negative energy incredible. And then her extra pig minions vanished!
Leonard: There's only room for one user of pig minions and that's me!
Boarmon: Time for me to Digivolve!
Me: You don't Digivolve. You're a Champion Armor Level Digimon. That's more than enough.
Boarmon: Oh right. Then this will be good.
Jake Holling: We're gonna be having pork for dinner after this!
Megaforce Rangers: Legendary Ranger Mode: Jungle Fury!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Jungle Fury Rangers.
Me: Time for this pig to be dethroned!
We went at her and punched and kicked and brutally smashed her all over the place and blasted her all over the place.
Bierk and Skartalas smashed and blasted her all over the place.
Earthworm Jim: EAT DIRT PIG TYRANT! (BLASTS PORCINA ALL OVER) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ed Cowarts: EAT DIRT SWINE OF DARKNESS! BLASTS PORCINA ALL OVER) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ets: This will hurt bad. TECHNO STYLE NINJA ART: KNIVES OF HAM SLICING JUSTICE!
He fired waves of nives.
Firestar, Sly Cooper, St. Patricia and Sunstorm used the Earth, Animatron and Gigantion Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Firestar's Laser, Sly Cooper's powers, St. Patricia's powers and Sunstorm's Radiation Generation 100-fold.
G1 Firestar and Sly Cooper: LIGHTNING CANE LASERSTORM!
St. Patricia and Sunstorm: HOLY RADIOACTIVE FIRESTORM!
Sunset Shimmer, Pepperdance, Cayenne, Firecracker Burst, Gusty the Great and Fire Skylanders: CAJUN INFERNO FIRESTORM!
Lincoln: BUTCHER LIGHTNING STYLE: ELECTRO SLICER!
Tatsumaki: BUTCHER PSYCHIC STYLE: ESPER SLASH!
Jessica: BUTCHER WIND STYLE: WASP KNIFE SLICER!
Frosta: BUTCHER ICE STYLE: SUB ZERO FREEZER!
Julie: BUTCHER EARTH STYLE: STONE GRINDER!
Entrapta: BUTCHER TECH STYLE: REFRIGERATOR CRUSH!
Gluko: BUTCHER WIND STYLE: JET MEAT SLICER!
Batch: BUTCHER TECH STYLE: KITCHEN SHEAR MAYHEM!
Shantae: BUTCHER MAGIC STYLE: MYSTIC FOOD PROCESSOR!
Mai: BUTCHER FIRE STYLE: BLAZING SKILLETS!
Hilda: (British Accent) BUTCHER WATER STYLE: AQUA MEAT TENDERIZER!
They fired waves of fire and elemental energy and they formed into said things.
Megan Williams, Firefly (MLP), Leonard, Boarmon, Lola and Laney: MEAT STORM BACON SMASH!
They fired a massive storm of bacon and the blasts all smashed into Porcina and her minions.
Lincoln, Tatsumaki, Jessica, Frosta, Julie, Entrapta, Gluko, Batch, Shantae, Mai and Hilda: BUTCHER FINAL SMASH! CUTLERY MAYHEM!
They used elemental knives to slice and dice and they turned Porcina and her pig minions into bacon, ham and other pork related meats and we were set with pork!
Spymaster: That's another one of Megan and Firefly's enemies destroyed.
Mummy: You said it. But look at all this pork!
Madame Masque: We've got enough for the 4th of July.
2016 Morbucks: But we can still have at least 24 pieces of pork to celebrate this victory.
Me: Yeah we sure do have enough.
Nico: Lets eat.
Megan Williams: (To the viewers) This was one succulent and mouthwatering adventure.
Nico: Boy it sure was.
Leonard: (To the viewers) There's one room for one pig master and it's me. But this was a great adventure.
We went back home and enjoyed the pork and put some of it in the freezer and we later had dinner and then went to bed.
THE END
Another chapter done.
Princess Porcina from the 1986 MLP series was one bad pig. I hope you all liked this chapter. NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Nflemingful, Etstheclarencefan, Drako1234658 and ninjakingofhearts all gave me the ideas for this. Thanks guys. The next girl is gonna be Yuki the Yuki-Onna and we're going to rescue her from the North Pole and she will have been abducted by Paige Monroe A.K.A. The Calendar Girl. The next chapter is also gonna be for The Real Adventures of Jonny Quest and it's for the episode In The Darkness Of The Moon and we're going to help Professor Metier and cure him from being a werewolf. It will take our investigation skills and scientific skills to help save him from this monster he turned into and it will be a Non-Combat Chapter. I want this to be a fun and adventurous chapter with our minds and genius and not our powers.
See you all tomorrow.
