In the world of Middle Earth, me and Sheila were flying over the land of Mordor and it was a dark and foreboding landscape. It was crawling with Orcs and we saw the evil tower of the Eye of Sauron, Barad-Dûr and it was horrifying. It was like we were looking at the very eye of the devil himself.
Sheila: Wow. Just like I remember when I read the book.
Me: I know. It's scary.
We flew on to Mount Doom and it was a volcano that was terrifying.
Me: Mount Doom. The volcano where the Ring was forged.
On the slopes of Mount Doom we saw a Lava Golem fighting the creature Gollum.
Gollum, originally known as Sméagol or Trahald, is a creature of Hobbit origin and a major antagonist in J.R.R. Tolkien's Middle-Earth legendarium. Gollum is one of the two secondary antagonists in the novel The Lord of the Rings (alongside Saruman), and a supporting antagonist in the novel, The Hobbit.
He is a minor antagonist in both The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey and The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, before enlarging his role as a major anti-hero in The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers, and as one of the two secondary antagonists of The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (alongside Denethor). He is set to return in 2022 videogame The Lord of the Rings: Gollum as the titular main protagonist.
He is a former Hobbit who is corrupted and transformed into a slimy, monstrous creature by the One Ring, which he calls "my precious". After losing the Ring to Bilbo Baggins, he hunts after it for decades, eventually becoming part of the quest to destroy it when he is tamed by Bilbo's nephew Frodo. His all-consuming need for the Ring eventually lead him to betray Frodo and unintentionally destroy the Ring and himself.
In Sir Peter Jackson's adaptations of The Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit, he was portrayed by Andy Serkis in motion-capture, who also played Capricorn in Inkheart, Supreme Leader Snoke in the Star Wars sequel trilogy, Spike in Flushed Away, and Ulysses Klaue in the Marvel Cinematic Universe franchise. In the 1977 animated film, he was voiced by the late Brother Theodore. In the 1978 animated version of The Lord of the Rings, he was voiced by the late Peter Woodthorpe. In the 2003 Sierra Entertainment video game, he was voiced by Daran Norris.
Originally a Stoor Hobbit, Sméagol spends the early years of his life with his extended family under a Matriarch, his grandmother. He was born circa the year 2430 of the Third Age.
In the year TA 2463, on his 33rd birthday, Sméagol becomes the fourth Bearer of the One Ring, after Sauron, Isildur, and Déagol. The latter is his cousin, and on Sméagol's birthday, they go fishing in the Gladden Fields north of the mountains. After being pulled into the water by a large fish, Déagol finds the Ring underwater, and emerges from the river with his prize. Sméagol is immediately ensnared by the Ring and demands it as his "birthday present", but Déagol refuses. Sméagol strangles Déagol and claims the Ring as his own, his "precious".
Sméagol uses the Ring for thieving and antagonizing his relatives. The Ring corrupts his body and mind, forcing him to make a disgusting swallowing noise in his throat, for which his relatives nickname him "Gollum". Finally, his grandmother disowns him and throws him out of her home. He wanders for a few years, degenerating further as the Ring's hold on him grows, until he makes a new home in a cave in the Misty Mountains. The Ring's malignant influence twists his Hobbit body and mind and prolongs his life far beyond its natural limits; he lives in his cave for 500 years while the Ring bides its time, waiting for Sauron to return. Gollum calls the Ring his "Precious" or his "Birthday Present", the latter as a justification for killing Déagol.
Living in the Misty Mountains
Gollum lives under the Misty Mountains for nearly 500 years, eating raw blind fish (which he catches in his small row boat) and Goblins when he can get them. In later years, he finds Hobbit and Elven food repulsive.
During his centuries under the Ring's influence, he develops a sort of dissociative identity disorder: Sméagol, his "good" personality, still vaguely remembers things like friendship and love, while Gollum, his "bad" personality, is a slave to the Ring willing to kill anyone who tries to take it. Years later, Samwise Gamgee names the good personality "Slinker" (for his fawning, eager-to-please demeanor), and the bad personality "Stinker". The two personalities often quarrel when he talks to himself (as Tolkien put it, "through not having anyone else to speak to") and have a love/hate relationship, mirroring Gollum's love and hatred for the Ring and for himself.
In July, TA 2941, during the Quest of Erebor, the Hobbit Bilbo Baggins stumbles upon the subterranean lake in which he lives and finds the Ring, which Gollum had lost while hunting an imp goblin in the network of caves leading to the lake. (However, it is more proper to say that the Ring abandoned Gollum, for it was known to have a will of its own. As Gandalf says later, it looks after itself, trying to get back to Sauron.) After the infamous Riddle Game, during which Gollum is unaware of his loss, Gollum refuses to show Bilbo the promised way out and plots to murder him.
When he goes to get his "birthday present", however, he finds that it is gone. He suddenly realizes the answer to Bilbo's last riddle — "What have I got in my pocket?"— and flies into a rage. Bilbo inadvertently discovers the Ring's power of invisibility as he runs, allowing him to follow Gollum to the back entrance of the cave. There, Bilbo at first prepares to kill Gollum, but is overcome with pity, so he jumps over him to escape. As Bilbo runs, Gollum cries out, "Thief! Thief, Baggins! We hates it forever!"; he does not immediately follow Bilbo out of fear of being caught by the Goblins.
Search for the Ring
Gollum eventually leaves the Misty Mountains and pursues Bilbo a few years later, but the trail is cold. He makes his way south into Mordor, discovering the secret stair located near Minas Morgul and surviving an encounter with Shelob. He is captured on his return and taken to Sauron's stronghold, where he is tortured by the Dark Lord himself until he reveals what he knows about the Ring; he reveals that "Baggins" of the Shire had taken it, alerting Sauron to the existence of Hobbits and the Baggins family. Sauron lets him go, but he is captured soon afterward by Aragorn, then interrogated by Gandalf, who places him in the care of the Silvan Elves living in Thranduil's kingdom in Mirkwood. Assisted by Orcs, he escapes them, and sets off looking for the Shire. He passes through Moria, but cannot make it out of the East gate. He sees the Fellowship of the Ring there and begins following them.
The War of the Ring
On January 15, 3019 the Fellowship is divided when Gandalf disappears while fighting a Balrog (though he later returns). Gollum continues trailing the remaining members. Gollum follows their boats down Anduin (floating on a log) to Rauros and pursued Frodo Baggins - nephew and heir of the hated Bilbo, and the new Ringbearer - and his friend Samwise Gamgee across the Emyn Muil when they struck out on their own towards Mordor. Gollum follows them, but after a confrontation (in which he bites and nearly strangles Sam) Frodo subdues him. Frodo ties an Elven Rope around Gollum's ankle for a leash, but the mere touch of the rope pains him.
Taking pity on the wretched creature, Frodo makes Gollum swear to help them. Agreeing to the oath, Gollum swears by the "Precious" itself and Frodo releases him. The unlikely company, guided by Gollum, makes its way to the Black Gate, the entrance to Mordor.
Frodo's kindness brought out the "Sméagol" personality, and he makes at least some effort to keep his promise. The two have a strange sort of bond from both having been Ringbearers; in Gollum, Frodo sees his possible future, and so wants to save him so he can save himself.
When they reach the Black Gate and find it well guarded, Gollum convinces them not to go that way, saying that they would be caught and Sauron would regain the Ring. Gollum says he will lead them south, where he knows of another entrance into Mordor.
Frodo and Sam are caught by Faramir, and Gollum follows them. When Frodo allows Faramir to briefly take Gollum prisoner, however, he feels betrayed, allowing the "Gollum" personality to take total control. Faramir finds out that the place Gollum is taking them is called Cirith Ungol. He then warns Frodo and Sam of the evil of that place, and of Gollum's treachery.
Frodo, Sam, and Gollum leave Faramir and begin crossing the pass of Cirith Ungol in the border-mountains of the Ephel Dúath (Mountains of Shadow). Gollum visits the great spider Shelob, child of Ungoliant, because he is planning to betray the Hobbits to her and then get the Ring for himself. When he returns, he finds the Hobbits sleeping, and the sight of Frodo asleep nearly moves Gollum to repent. However, Sam wakes up and speaks harshly to Gollum, and all hope of redemption is lost. Gollum follows through with his plan and leads Frodo and Sam into Shelob's Lair.
Frodo and Sam escape from her lair and come against all odds to the fiery volcano Mount Doom, the only place where the Ring can be destroyed. Gollum follows them all the way, seeking a chance to surprise them and take the Ring. When Frodo and Sam have almost reached their destination, he attacks them, but Frodo casts him down and threatens to throw him in the fire if he ever touches him again. Sam, who had hated Gollum on sight, tries to bring himself to kill him, but relents out of sheer pity and disgust, turning his back on the beaten (but still wily) creature.
Death
Moments later, Frodo is standing on the edge of the Crack of Doom, but, unwilling to destroy the Ring, claims it for himself and puts it on, becoming invisible. Then Gollum attacks the hobbits again. Gollum knocks Sam out and jumps on Frodo. The two fight until, finally, Gollum bites off Frodo's finger and seizing the Ring. Gollum then teeters on the edge of the great pit, loses his balance and falls in, taking the Ring with him along with a final, joyous cry of "Precious!" He perishes in the lava, and the Ring is destroyed with him. Had Gollum not lived to play this final part, there was a good chance that Sauron would have regained his Ring, as he knew where Frodo was as soon as he put it on.
According to J. R. R. Tolkien's notes, Eru Ilúvatar, the Middle-earth legendarium's version of God, intervened to destroy the Ring by causing Gollum to fall into the Crack of Doom.
Sheila: Seriously? Gollum is at it again?!
Sheila concentrated and groaned as she was forced to all fours.
Me: That little mutant goblin just doesn't know when to quit!
Sheila turned into Shredlegs!
We went at him and I kicked him in the face and Shredlegs wrapped him in spiderwebs.
Pelea: Thanks. Wow! You're J.D. Knudson, Leader of Team Loud Phoenix Storm!
Me: That's right!
Pelea: I'm Pelea and I'm a Lava Golem.
Me: Pleasure to meet you.
Shredlegs: My name is Sheila Castille. But in this form I'm called Shredlegs.
Suddenly we heard an incredible EAR SHATTERING SCREECH! We saw the tower of Barad-dûr in agony and we knew that could only mean one thing! THE RING WAS DESTROYED!
We saw Mount Doom erupting too!
Me: Lets get Frollo and Sam and get out of here!
We went into the Crack of Doom and we grabbed Frodo and Sam and flew out of there as we saw Barad-dûr collapsing and we saw the orcs fall into the ground. Mount Doom Exploded and the war was over.
We landed in one of the buildings of Minas Tirith.
Sheila: That was a close one.
Me: No kidding. But that part always is amazing.
Sheila: It sure is.
Pelea: Thanks for helping me out guys.
Me: You're welcome.
Shredlegs: I'm gonna revert back now.
Me: Okay.
I put on my blind glasses and Sheila reverted back.
Sheila was human again. But naked.
Sheila: (covers herself and laughs) If Eric were here, he'd think my naked body is beautiful.
Me: I know he would.
I gave her a new set of clothes.
Sheila: Thanks J.D.
She put them on.
Pelea: That was a close one.
Then we saw Gollum disintegrate into dust right before our eyes.
Pelea: Whoa what happened to him?
Me: He lived for over 500 years because of the Ring and his mind was totally destroyed because of it.
Sheila: Yeah I remember that.
Pelea: And he did all kinds of unspeakable things because of it.
Me: He sure did.
Sheila: The Ring destroyed his mind completely and he deserved this.
Pelea: Yeah.
Sheila: But he was a Hobbit named Sméagol and in the end he turned into this monster that destroyed many lives.
Me: Yeah.
Pelea: He brought all this on himself.
Me: Yep. Lets go home.
We went back to the World Tree Estate.
Back at the World Tree Estate, everyone was watching TV and reading books.
We came in and Sheila went to the sofa and sat with Eric.
Pelea: Wow! So this is where you all live?
Me: Yep.
Miia: Pelea!
Pelea: Miia!
They went and hugged.
Miia: It's awesome seeing you here.
Pelea: Same here.
Me: Aren't you worried that you will burn her Pelea?
Pelea: Don't worry. I have the ability to change the temperature of the lava on me.
Me: Oh. That's a relief.
Nico: Oh right! We have to get to the Chortle Portal and watch the comedy night today.
Eli: Awesome! Lets go! Lincoln is gonna be doing a Comedy Act there.
Luan: Awesome bro!
Me: Lets go!
We were off to the Chortle Portal.
It's another comedy night at the Chortle Portal. A man in a suit is seen onstage.
Host: Alright, everybody settle down. Welcome to the Chortle Portal.
He puts on a arrow on his head. Everyone laughs.
Host: "Now please give a warm welcome to our first comedian, Luan Loud!"
Me: Knock em dead Luan!
The man walks offstage and Luan comes out from the curtain, wearing her clown outfit.
Luan: "Good evening folks, I'm gonna skip the jokes and get right to the part where I throw pies at you."
Everyone gets out their umbrellas and Luan throws pies at us.
SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT!
Lincoln looks from behind the curtain and gets splattered with a pie. He laughs.
Lincoln: "I hope I do as good as Luan."
Lincoln got himself a comedy gig there as he was following in his sister's footsteps. He had gave himself a different hairstyle and a bow tie. Luan goes backstage.
Luan: "Man, those people will laugh at anything. Hey, don't sweat it little bro. I got them all warmed up for you."
The audience is laughing.
Host: "Put your hands together for Lincoln Loud!"
Lincoln comes out.
Liam: "Go get em, Lincoln!"
Me: Knock them dead buddy!
Clyde cheered for him as well. Liam gave Lincoln a thumbs up and Lincoln gave one back to them.
Lincoln: "Hey hey hey ladies and gentlemen. Have you ever noticed salt and pepper shakers? What if they were a couple? Would they be called seppers or palts? You know I'm talking about?"
Nobody laughed. A cricket is heard chirping.
Lincoln: "And what's the deal with ketchup? (Chuckles nervously) We use it as condiments but is it actually blood or...is blood actually ketchup? But what does that make mustard?"
Man: "Oh brother, THIS GUY STINKS!
Me: HEY! You shut the hell up! Lincoln is just nervous that's all!
Man: Why don't you make me you freak!
POW!
Nico punched the man in his face.
Nico: No one talks to my friends that way!
Man 2: "Hey, funny guy! I've got a joke for you! What smells rotten and puts people to sleep?"
Varie: Your fucking ass!?
Man 2: Why you!?
Eli kicked the 2nd man in the crotch!
Lincoln: "Uh...did you ever notice forks-"
Man 3: "Forks? Boo!"
The audience was clearly unamused.
Lincoln: (In his head) Quick Lincoln, make a witty observation.
He looked at his two friends. Clyde sank in his chair nervously but Liam smiled at Lincoln.
Lincoln: Southern people always leave the front doors open, even on a cold day. Were they born in a barn? Oh wait, that's exactly where they were born!
The crowd laughs harder.
WHOA! CRUEL!
Clyde: (laughs) Born in a barn. Good one!
Liam smiled uneasily. And so did Applejack and Apple Bloom.
Lincoln: And they smell too! But hey, you'd smell too if you played in the mud with pigs!
Liam chuckles uneasily as the crowd laughs some more. Lincoln laughs too. I was laughing nervously.
Vajarois: Are you okay, Nico? You're not laughing normally.
Nico: I'm trying not to hurt our fellow Southern friends' feelings.
Me: Me neither. Applejack and Apple Bloom I would never laugh at like that.
Applejack: Aw thanks sugarcube. That means so much.
Me: You're welcome A.J.
Coloratura: I would never laugh and make fun of you like that A.J.
Autumn Blaze: Me neither. I love good jokes as much as many people do but those are a little harsh.
Lincoln laughed.
Lincoln: Hey, why does it take more than one southern to change a lightbulb?
Man: "Why?"
Lincoln: "Because they're so dang stupid!"
The audience laughed once again. Clyde laughed.
We were not amused.
Clyde: "That's a good one, eh Liam?"
Liam: "Uh, heh, yeah."
Lincoln: THANK YOU! THANK YOU!
Lincoln goes backstage. The comedian host comes back.
Host: "That was fantastic kid! You really knocked them out! I've decided to make you the headliner!"
Lincoln: "Wow, a headliner! What does the headliner do?"
Host: "The headliner's the one who gets to clean up after the show."
He gave Lincoln a mop.
Lincoln: "Well, at least I don't have to clean up my act."
Host: "Stick with the southern jokes kid. Now get busy."
Lincoln: Yes sir! Mops, mops, mops. What's the deal with those things?
He bumps into Liam, Applejack and Apple Bloom, who looks crossed.
We were with them.
Lincoln: "Oh, hey Liam. Hey Applejack and Apple Bloom."
Liam: "Howdy Lincoln."
Applejack: Howdy Lincoln.
Apple Bloom: Hello.
Me: We saw your performance and you did great.
Lincoln: Thanks for standing up for me guys.
Me: Anytime buddy. You were just nervous about your jokes. That's all.
Lincoln: "Did you like the show?"
Me: We did but some of us didn't.
Liam: "Well actually, no Lincoln. Those jokes are hurtful and you know it."
Applejack: Yeah they hurt like that.
Lincoln: "Come on guys. I was just joking. I mean you're a great guy. We all gotta laugh at ourselves once in a while. Luan does it all the time."
Luan: "It's true."
She heard the conversation. She got out a mirror and started laughing at herself. Liam chuckled.
Liam: "You're right Lincoln. Ah was being a little too sensitive. No hard feelings.
Applejack: Yeah that's all right.
Apple Bloom: Yeah.
Scotsman's Wife: Lincoln, lad! Please tell me you didn't mean what you said back there! You were only joking, right?
Lincoln: I sure was. I would never hurt anyone like that.
Me: Well yeah that's good.
The next day, Liam was doing some shopping and we were with him to help him out. He found deodorant.
Liam: "Let's see, should I get citrus orange or fresh mint?"
A couple walked by and heard him.
Man: "I think he should buy both.
They snickered and walked off.
Liam: "Huh?"
Teen 1: "Hey, it's the stupid southern! Let's try to communicate with it!"
The boys mocked Liam.
Teens: "Duuuuuuuuuuh!
I punched the kids in their faces and braced them up against the shelves.
Me: YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO SAY THAT TO LIAM! NOW YOU BETTER APOLOGIZE TO HIM (SHEEN) OR I WILL GIVE YOU A HUGE CASTRATION UNLIKE ANY OTHER AND NEUTER YOU!
They saw that I had my dagger pointed at their crotches with my tail and it was surging with lightning.
Teen 1: Okay okay we're sorry!
Me: Good.
We continued on as I let them go.
Liam: (sees a little boy) Hey there, little feller.
Boy's mother: (takes her son by the arm) Don't stand too close, honey. You'll catch its' stupid.
Thundercracker: (points blaster at her) You got 12 seconds to take back what you said about my friend over here!
Nico: Thundercracker stand down. Ma'am please apologize to my friend for what you said.
Boy's mother: Okay. I'm sorry Liam. I'm sorry.
Nico: Good.
Thundercracker: We're gonna have to have a talk with Lincoln.
Me: Yep. This is starting to spread. After we help Liam.
We continued our shopping.
Later at the Chortle Portal
Crowd: "Lincoln! Lincoln!"
The crowd chanted Lincoln's name as it was another night at the Chortle Portal. Lincoln was backstage preparing for his comedy act. We came in.
Nico: Lincoln, we need to talk!
Lincoln: I know. My jokes were funny, weren't they?
G1 Silverbolt: Lincoln, did it ever occur to you that you're being a little racist to Liam, Applejack, and Apple Bloom? Insulting bad guys is one thing. But it's not right to insult one of our own.
Me: That's right Lincoln. Back in the American Civil War we used to fight the people from the South in the Confederate Army. You know that right?
Lincoln: Yeah but what does that have to do with my jokes?
Me: Well people being called Southern is what the Confederate Army was called back in the American Civil War and it was terrible back then and was considered racist. Also a lot of famous Confederate Statues across the states were torn down because of it. And a lot of monuments had their names removed too. So please do the right thing Lincoln and apologize to them and I think I have a better solution than doing what you were doing.
Lincoln: What's that?
I whispered in his ear and told him to do jokes that make fun of the criminals we put in the prisons.
Host: Put your hands together for Lincoln Loud!
The crowd cheered and he came out.
Lincoln: "Thank you. Thank you very much. Now on my way here I ran into that fat tub of lard Flip and I said hey do you shave your mustache or use it to wipe your butt?
Everyone laughed at Lincoln's Joke and it was hilarious! In the Jupiter Prison, Flip saw the Joke on TV and the guards were also rolling on the floor and laughing their heads off silly. Even some of the prisoners thought it was funny!
Lincoln: But seriously folks, the only thing dumber than Flip is a psychopathic teenager named Icky Vicky. She is so full of rage and evil that she doesn't know what to do with it all. I mean where does she go to release all that rage? A Strip Club?
We laughed hysterically! Icky Vicky saw this and she ROARED IN BALLISTIC FURY! All the prisoners and guards laughed at her!
Lincoln: Spoiled Brats like Mandy? Oh Brother! She's is such a stainless steel bitch! She is so poor and filthy that she is not worth a single red cent!
We laughed hysterically and Clover was rolling on the floor laughing! Mandy in the Neptune Prison was fuming and seething in rage at being humiliated by Lincoln like that!
Lincoln: Now let me tell you about Trina Riffins, boy is she one angry bitch! She is so enraged all the time that her body gets lit on fire! She needs to have a fire extinguisher by her all the time whenever she gets so mad that the prisons run out of them for protection!
We laughed some more! Trina in the Jupiter Prison then went into one of her ballistic rage fits as everyone laughed at her!
Lincoln: Now let me tell you about Lila Rossi, boy is her brain a rotten sack of garbage! P.U.! How can anyone that has a brain as badly damaged as hers smell so bad! I mean really. (Making a stupid impression of Lila Rossi) Duh My name is Lila Rossi, I lie, cheat and steal and kill and I'm the dumbest pathological liar ever!
We laughed at his joke and impression and Lila was watching Lincoln's act in the Saturn Prison and she WENT BALLISTIC!
We were laughing so hard until our sides all hurt and it was so funny!
Lincoln: And don't even get me started on Denzel Crocker, he is such a lunatic! He was not a teacher and he was a rotten piece of poop! He should have been working in a sewage treatment facility instead of a school!
Everyone laughed hysterically! Even the people in Cincinnati and Dimmsdale all thought it was so funny!
We went back him and we were so tired from laughing so hard.
Later we were getting ready for our latest mission.
Phage: (to Nico) Nico, it's your turn to lead today. And after the talk you gave to Lincoln, you've earned it.
Nico: Aw it was nothing but J.D. gave him the advice.
Phage: Awesome.
Nico: Anyway we're gonna go back to Duckberg. We haven't been there in a while.
Me: No we sure haven't.
Scrooge McDuck: (Scottish Accent) Aye. It has been a while lads.
Huey: Yeah it sure has Unca Scrooge.
Donald Duck: It sure has.
Artie Ziff, Avalanche, Myotismon, Iron Lung, Magneto, Johnny 13, Juggernaut, and Cheshire then appeared.
Artie Ziff: Can me, Avalanche, Myotismon, Iron Lung, Magneto, Johnny 13, Juggernaut, and Cheshire go with you guys?
Nico: You all sure can and it's my turn to lead today.
Juggernaut: Awesome!
Cheshire: And Lincoln those Jokes you told last night were so funny! We were there and we were laughing so hard that we couldn't breathe.
Lincoln: (Laughs) They sure were funny huh? Unlike the last jokes I did.
Magneto: Those were not very good jokes. J.D., Nico and everyone that didn't laugh did the right thing.
Me: Thanks Erik.
Lincoln: And Applejack, Apple Bloom, Liam, I'm sorry I said all those things to you through my jokes.
Liam: Aw it's all right buddy.
Applejack: Aw sugarcube we forgive you.
Apple Bloom: Yeah. We forgive you.
Applejack: Besides, I've never been the kind of person to hold a grudge like certain people.
Apple Bloom: Yeah it's not in our nature.
Lincoln: Thanks guys.
Lily: Also believe it or not big bro this happened once with SpongeBob.
Lincoln: Did it really?
SpongeBob: Yeah Mr. Krabs had comedy night at the Krusty Krab and I did Squirrel Jokes and they offended Sandy.
Sandy: Yeah it wasn't funny to me.
Applejack: This happened to you guys too?
Sandy: Yeah it sure did.
Me: Boy déjà-vu. Except here on land.
SpongeBob: Yeah that is crazy.
Nico: Yeah. Lets head out.
We were off to Duckberg.
DUCKBERG
We arrived in Duckberg and it was amazing as always.
Soundwave: Here we are back in Duckberg.
Nico: Been a while since we were here.
Me: I know. Last time was when we took down Flintheart Glomgold and the Beagle Boys.
Eli: Wow! When was this?
Me: About 2 years ago.
Twilight Sparkle: What happened back then?
Nico: Well the first time we were here was when we took down Flintheart Glomgold like J.D. said. And the second time was where we took down the Beagle Boys.
Sunset Shimmer: Who is Glomgold?
Eli: He is Scrooge's archrival and nemesis.
Eli told us about his history.
Flintheart Glomgold is a fictional character in the Disney comic books and the overall main antagonist of DuckTales. He is a Scottish-South African white duck usually portrayed as a ruthless villain, a corrupt business tycoon, and the main rival to Scrooge McDuck.
Glomgold is one of Scrooge's main enemies along with the Beagle Boys, Magica De Spell, and John D. Rockerduck, and also holds the title of being "The Second Richest Duck in the World" where Scrooge is the richest.
Glomgold was originally created in 1956 by Scrooge McDuck artist and creator Carl Barks, the creator of much of the Duck universe. He is portrayed as an ambitious, ruthless, and manipulative businessman who shares many of the same qualities as Scrooge - the drive for massive wealth, and the cunning and creativity to obtain the same - but he lacks any of Scrooge's tendencies towards generosity and compassion. He rarely has issues breaking the law, cheating and using other unfair tactics in order to fulfill his goal of becoming the world's richest duck, distinguishing him from Scrooge McDuck.
He was voiced by the late Hal Smith in DuckTales, by Brian George in DuckTales: Remastered, and by Keith Ferguson in the 2017 DuckTales series.
Comic history Under Carl Barks
Glomgold was created by Carl Barks and first appeared in The Second-Richest Duck, which was first published in September 1956. In this story, Scrooge, who holds the title of the Richest Duck in the World, learns that a businessman from South Africa has also claimed this title. Scrooge decides to confront this claimant to his title and travels to South Africa along with his nephew Donald and his great-nephews Huey, Dewey and Louie Duck. The rest of the story concentrates on comparing and contrasting the two rivals during a race through "The Heart of Africa" (a recurring phrase in the story). The race is supposed to determine which one of them deserves the title. The two characters resemble each other both in appearance and behavior though their main common point seems to be that they are extremely competitive and neither of them can accept the idea of someone else being superior or equal to them. Flintheart, like Scrooge, keeps a percentage of his fortune in his own Money Bin, identical to that of Scrooge (with the exception of the external logo: a Dollar sign on McDuck's and a Pound sign on Glomgold's), while the rest of his fortune is invested in a worldwide financial empire of his own that equals that of Scrooge (though Scrooge's main sources of wealth are his industries while Flintheart's are his diamond mines). Their main difference seems to be their way of life. Scrooge's Money Bin is at the center of Duckburg, Calisota, United States, a constantly expanding industrial city, while Flintheart's is in the center of a valley, located somewhere in the lands around Limpopo, surrounded by wildlife and away from human activities. While Scrooge finds himself surrounded by an extended family (see The Clan McDuck, Duck family and Coot Kin) and a large number of allies and rivals (see Scrooge McDuck Universe), Flintheart lives a life of solitude and seems to have no family, friends or for that matter rivals except Scrooge himself. While Scrooge has his nephews helping him or advising him, Flintheart faces every situation alone. This appears to have hardened him - he is considerably more ruthless than Scrooge - but also leaves him vulnerable to being simply outnumbered by his rivals. Even at the end of the story when Scrooge has won and Flintheart passes out after finding he is only second best, he has to be carried home by Huey, Louie and Dewey since he has no one else there to help him.
The solitary South African re-appeared to challenge Scrooge to a rematch in The Money Champ, first published in September 1959. This time the confrontation takes place in Scrooge's grounds in Duckburg with the city's population witnessing the event. This time they only count their wealth in cash and not their investments and have to liquidate much of their fortunes. Flintheart uses a number of dirty plots against Scrooge but his plans backfire when their cost in money also costs Flintheart his chance at victory. The story adds little to what was established in the previous one but for the first time some panels concentrate on Flintheart's thoughts, revealing that his insecurities about his own worth are the driving force behind both his efforts to best Scrooge and his dishonest tactics (since he doubts his ability to win in a direct confrontation).
Barks would use Flintheart for a third and last time in So Far and no Safari, first published in January 1966. This was one of the last stories Barks created before his retirement. The themes of this story are considerably darker than the two previous ones. Flintheart's intentions towards Scrooge are clearly depicted as murderous. The story starts with Scrooge planning to participate in an auction for an old South African gold mine. It is considered exhausted but Scrooge's mechanics believe that the main vein of gold hasn't even been reached. While Scrooge is piloting his private plane over South Africa, with Donald, Huey, Dewey and Louie as passengers, Flintheart appears piloting his own private plane. It is equipped with machine guns and he proceeds to shoot down Scrooge. While Scrooge is still trying to reach the auction Flintheart repeatedly tries to get rid of him. When Scrooge manages to reach the Kalahari Desert, Flintheart's plane is revealed to be a bomber as well. Flintheart proceeds to bombard the area where Scrooge and his nephews are, but misses. When he returns for a second bomb run, the Ducks have dressed some rocks with their clothing and have taken cover elsewhere. Flintheart mistakes the rocks for his targets and proceeds to destroy them. As he comments, his rivals are now dinner for the jackals. His victory is short-lived. He was flying low and the bomb explosions damaged his plane's fuel tank. He crash-lands the plane and finds himself in no better condition than Scrooge. The rest of the story presents Scrooge's and Flintheart's rival efforts to cross the Kalahari and reach the auction. The end of the story finds them at the auction, tired from their hard trails but still rivaling each other, while an exhausted Donald has fallen asleep. It is considered Flintheart's darkest appearance and among his strongest and most memorable ones.
After Barks
During the 10 years that followed his creator's retirement the character made infrequent appearances, appearing only in four comic book stories. He was not nearly as recognizable as other rivals of Scrooge, like Italian sorceress Magica DeSpell, who appeared far more often. Flintheart returned to prominence in 1979, when Egmont editors Lars Bergström and Stefan Printz-Påhlson decided to revive the character. Since then Flintheart Glomgold has appeared in more than 100 Egmont stories, some of which depict him as an influential member of Duckburg's Billionaires Club (which also includes Scrooge and John D. Rockerduck).
Under Don Rosa
In 1987, Keno Don Rosa created his first Scrooge McDuck story, "Son of the Sun", first published in July 1987. Rosa's detailed style of drawing, references to Barks stories (by then considered classic) like Lost in the Andes!, detailed references to often obscure historical figures and events and strong characterization would later make Rosa fans consider him one of Barks' most popular "successors". Those themes are all evident in his first story. It begins with Flintheart questioning Scrooge's many successes as a treasure-hunter. He claims that discovering riches that are already concentrated by others is not that hard and that he could do it better than Scrooge if he decided to try. Pretty soon he is following Scrooge and his nephews in their latest treasure hunt - locating a hidden temple of Manco Cápac, who was the legendary founder of the Inca dynasty. The temple is hidden somewhere in the tops of the Andes and according to inscriptions earlier found by Scrooge supposed to contain a great treasure. In the course of the story Flintheart is shown to be one of Scrooge's most charismatic, resourceful and ruthless rivals.
Rosa, who admits to have a soft spot for the character, has used Flintheart in a growing number of stories and has offered him a sort of origin. In his stories Flintheart is a Boer from the province of Transvaal. He was born around the same time as Scrooge and first met him during the Gold Rush of 1886 (the main effect of this Rush was the foundation of Johannesburg). Like Scrooge, Flintheart was born in poverty and was working his way up the financial ladder. While unsuccessfully searching for diamonds, he attempted to steal the findings of more successful fellow miners. As a result he was tied to the horns of a water buffalo and the animal was then sent running. Flintheart was found and saved by Scrooge. Flintheart offered to be the guide of the recently arrived gold miner from Scotland, since he knew the territory. Scrooge accepted him as a needed companion and friend. But at night while Scrooge was sleeping, Flintheart stole his ox-cart along with all his equipment and supplies and left him alone in the wilderness. Having underestimated Scrooge, he was surprised when Scrooge caught up to him, furious and vengeful. When Scrooge finished with him, Flintheart was publicly humiliated, thoroughly embittered and imprisoned for theft. The two rivals made vows to themselves that helped shape some of their character traits. Scrooge vowed to never trust anybody ever again, in order not to be betrayed again. Apparently this is the source of Scrooge's distrust towards others whether they are allies, rivals or complete strangers and the reason he is secretive about his thoughts and emotions. On the other hand a completely defeated Flintheart vowed that he will work to become so rich that nobody can humiliate him again (see Life and Times of Scrooge McDuck - Part VI:The Terror of Transvaal). Because Scrooge officially meets Glomgold for the first time in 'The second richest Duck' in 1956, Don Rosa makes sure Glomgold's name is never mentioned in his tale. Since Glomgold gets Scrooge's name, some fans could think he's more interested in defeating and humiliating Scrooge as a revenge for getting imprisoned rather than becoming the world's richest duck. According to Rosa's unofficial timelines it would take him 20 years of hard work as a diamond miner till finally he became rich in 1906 by his profits. He would spend the next 50 years working his way up the financial ladder both by hard efforts and dishonest methods when needed.
Don Rosa also revealed in at least two stories another thing that makes Flintheart a counterpart to Scrooge: the Number One Rand, the first coin Flintheart Glomgold ever earned (or stole). In Return to Plain Awful, this rand makes his first appearance, a cameo, and has nothing to do with the story. In A Little Something Special, the Rand makes an equally small but more relevant role. Magica De Spell teamed up with him and the Beagle Boys to get the Number One Dime. Scrooge reminds Magica he will no longer be the richest duck in the world after they steal his fortune and the Dime will be worthless to her. Based on the advice Scrooge gives her in exchange for his dime back, Magica steals Flintheart's first rand. Notable is the fact that Flintheart Glomgold's first coin could never be a rand because the South Africans utilized the South African pound from 1825 to 1961, when the South African Rand was introduced. Adding it to the fact that Don Rosa's stories usually take place in the 1950s, it means it would be impossible for anyone to own a rand in such stories. To make things worse for Glomgold, Magica takes the Beagle Boys with her the Valley of Limpopo and they carry all they can of Flintheart's cash. Despite the fact he teamed up against them in that story against Scrooge, he still dares to ask what did he do to deserve that.
DuckTales
An animated version of the character appeared in the TV series DuckTales. The Second Richest Duck was among the series' most prominent characters, and this helped his introduction to a wider audience. He is the main antagonist in Ducktales and Scrooge McDuck archenemy. But some drastic changes came to the character. To avoid connections to South African issues that were then a cause of worldwide attention and concern (see apartheid) his origin was changed from South African to Scottish to match that of Scrooge, which led Glomgold to have Scotland-style names in other countries (see below). His place of residence was also changed to Duckburg. The previously unaffiliated Beagle Boys were now depicted as working for him on an occasional basis. In the series finale "The Golden Goose", Glomgold almost beats Scrooge at being the world's richest duck with the help of the Golden Goose until he gets turned into gold himself. Despite having supposedly died, in the Darkwing Duck episode "In Like Blunt", Glomgold makes a cameo appearance along with the Beagle Boys and Magica DeSpell as a bidder in Phineas Sharp's auction for the secret S.H.U.S.H. agent list.
Flintheart also appears in the 1989 DuckTales video game for the Nintendo Entertainment System (NES). After Scrooge completes all the regular levels, Flintheart challenges him to a race in which the winner will take all of the treasure Scrooge has acquired. Glomgold also appears in the 1993 video game sequel DuckTales 2, also for the NES, once again trying to obtain the treasures that Scrooge had collected and is also the game's final boss.
When he was finished Twilight and friends and everyone that hasn't heard about him were shocked!
Fluttershy: Goodness.
Sena: Man that is crazy.
Runo: Yeah no kidding.
Sena: But who were the Beagle Boys?
Me: The most ruthless and dumbest crime gang here in Duckberg.
I went over their history.
The Beagle Boys are a repugnant group of villainous thugs and antagonists from the Mickey Mouse and Co, franchise. As their name implies, they are a gang of anthropomorphic beagle criminals who constantly try to rob Scrooge McDuck. Their introduction and first appearance was in "Terror of the Beagle Boys" in Walt Disney's Comics and Stories #134, although in this story, they only appear in the last panel and have no lines. They appear again in the next issue in a similar fashion, in "The Big Bin on Killmotor Hill." They first get a more prominent role in the later story, "Only a Poor Old Man." They are the main antagonists of the 1987 featurette Sport Goofy in Soccermania. They and their mother, Ma Beagle, also appeared as major antagonists in the Disney animated series DuckTales, both the 1987 original and its 2017 reboot.
Barks/Rosa universe
The Beagle Boys made their first appearance in the 10-page story The Terror of the Beagle Boys (WDC #134) that was first published in November 1951. Although the Beagle Boys are only shown very briefly on the last page of this story, it is implied that Scrooge has known about them for a long time. The first story to feature the Beagle Boys in a major role is Only a Poor Old Man from March 1952, which serves as a template for virtually all future Beagle Boys appearances, and establishes them as a serious threat to steal Scrooge's fortune.
The Beagle Boys are usually depicted as a gang of about six to ten members, who are similar in appearance and personality, and without an established leader. However, sometimes the Beagle Boys are led by their grandfather, Blackheart Beagle (prison number 186-802). The Blackheart character originates from two characters created by Carl Barks: Blackheart Beagle, a riverboat pirate from The Fantastic River Race and Grandpa Beagle, who appeared in The Money Well. Don Rosa later combined the character into one in chapters 10 and 11 of The Life and Times of Scrooge McDuck. According to Rosa, Blackheart Beagle semi-retired in 1947, following a failed attempt at robbing Scrooge's money bin.
According to Don Rosa's Life and Times of Scrooge McDuck, Scrooge first met The Beagle Boys in his Mississippi riverboat days, circa 1880. Those Beagle Boys included Blackheart Beagle and his three sons. Scrooge first met the modern Beagle Boys during Christmas 1947, which was when he first met his grandnephews Huey, Dewey and Louie and met his nephew Donald for the second time. Since then the Beagle Boys have been a constant threat to Scrooge's huge money bin.
The three most common numbers on Beagle Boys prison tags are 176-167, 176-671, and 176-176. In fact, no digits other than one, six, or seven appeared on their prison ID tags. Carl Barks used to include the words "Beagle Boys Inc" on their shirts under their numbers, which was later deleted.
According to one of Don Rosa's stories, the Beagle Boys have been known by their prison numbers since their childhood, and they don't even know their real names themselves. (Their parents do know their real names, but demand a bribe from their sons to let them know.) Also according to that story, Blackheart Beagle doesn't remember his sons' names.
In the Barks/Rosa universe, the Beagle Boys have almost identical personalities, but one of the members (176-167) is known to be very fond of prunes, a weakness that proves to be the Beagle Boys' downfall in some stories. The Beagle Boys usually operate on their own, but collaborated with Magica De Spell in the 1963 Barks story Isle of the Golden Geese, and again in the 1997 Don Rosa story A Little Something Special where they also teamed up with Flintheart Glomgold.
Other comics
In all comics, the individual Beagle Boys are referred to by their prison numbers, indicated on the tags seen on the chests of their distinctive orange or red shirts. The original depictions by Barks in American comics always showed the Beagle Boys with orange shirts. European comics recolored these same Barks drawings to show Beagle Boys in red shirts. Subsequent European comic depictions of the Beagle Boys by artists other than Barks also showed them in red shirts, as did the DuckTales cartoons.
In later years, they appeared in the comics as a trio (some combination of the most common numbers with 176-167, 176-671 and 176-761), plus cousins and other relatives of various talents as spin-off characters. They live in a small tumbledown hide-out in Duckburg; in 1980s American-produced stories, their pet cat Ratty often lived there as well. In the Italian stories, they are sometimes accompanied by their pet dachshund, 64, who shares their criminal mindset, but it is often overcome with 64's constant, voracious appetite.
Sometimes they team up with other villains such as Magica De Spell, Black Pete, Mad Madam Mim, or hire out their services to Flintheart Glomgold or John D. Rockerduck. During these occasions they continue to operate out of their own interests rather than their employers. The Beagle Boys make cameos in the Darkwing Duck episode "In Like Blunt", where they are among the villains bidding on a list of S.H.U.S.H.'s secret agents.
Many other authors use a character purely based on The Money Well version as the Beagle Boys' grandfather. In particular, Italian authors use a "Grandpa Beagle" who differs from Blackheart in being much skinnier and constantly smoking a pipe.
Sometimes they antagonize Super Goof, Mickey Mouse, or some other characters from Walt Disney's comic books.
Although the characters are obviously based on dogs, they in no way resemble the actual beagle breed.
Ma Beagle
Ma Beagle is one of the main antagonists of Ducktales and its 2017 reboot series who serves as the mother and leader of the Beagle Boys, a gang that consists of her sons.
She was voiced by the late June Foray in DuckTales - who also voiced another Ducktales villain, Magica De Spell, as well as Natasha Fatale in Rocky and Bullwinkle, Lucifer in Cinderella, Witch Hazel in Looney Tunes, Sour Kangaroo in Horton Hears a Who!, and Wheezy in Who Framed Roger Rabbit - and by Margo Martindale in the 2017 DuckTales reboot series.
1987 series
Ma Beagle, based on the real-life gangster Ma Barker, is the mother of the seven Beagle Boys featured on the original DuckTales series (named Bigtime, Burger, Bouncer, Baggy, Bankjob, Bugle/Bebop, and Babyface) and the clan matriarch. She often smuggles hand grenades, chainsaws, and other tools in baked goods which easily pass prison security to help her sons escape from jail.
Although she appears to be more competent than her children, she is always outwitted by Scrooge and his nephews. However, she avoids being arrested in season 1, and in season 2, she takes a more active role until she is finally arrested.
2017 reboot
Ma Beagle returns in the reboot series and continues to be the leader of the Beagle boys and as one of the four leading villains alongside Magica De Spell, Flintheart Glomgold, and Mark Beaks. She is more mean and abusive towards her sons in this series. She has a grudge against Scrooge for stealing the deed of her Grandpa Beagle as mayor.
Grandpa Beagle
Grandpa Beagle, also known as Blackheart Beagle, is one of main antagonists alongside Flintheart Glomgold and Magica De Spell in Donald Duck comics. He is the grandfather, founder, and sometimes leader of the Beagle Boys.
He first appeared in the Carl Barks stories The Fantastic River Race (as Blackheart Beagle) and The Money Well (as Grandpa Beagle). He served as the main villain of the Don Rosa stories in the Ducktales comics even leading a villain team up in a comic special.
He made a cameo in the 2017 Ducktales reboot episodes McMystery at McDuck McManor in a painting and in Last Christmas in a Scrooge's past, voiced by Eric Bauza. In "The Fantastic River Race" and The Life and Times of Scrooge McDuck, Blackheart Beagle looked very similar to his present-day grandkids, albeit with a long mustache, a black and blue uniform and sailor hat. In "The Money Well" he looks like an old Beagle Boy with the number 186-802.
Grandpa Beagle is used again in 1962 by Rodolfo Cimino, as the Beagle Boys' leader, in the story Zio Paperone caporale d'assalto. In Italian stories, Grandpa Beagle has the word "Grazia" instead of a number, indicating that he may have been pardoned. Sometimes he is portrayed in the same physical shape as his grandchildren, sometimes thinner, and sometimes he's thin when all the Beagle Boys are shown as such.
Ottoperotto
Ottoperotto is the Beagle Boys' pet dachshund. Like his masters, he wears a red shirt and a green cap, marked with the number 64. The Beagle Boys frequently take 64 along on their robberies, to act as a guard dog and to reach spaces too small for the Beagle Boys themselves. However, the plans are often spoiled by 64's constant, voracious appetite. Whenever Ottoperotto smells food, he abandons everything else to get to eat it.
Beagle Boys in DuckTales (2017)
In the 2017 reboot of DuckTales, the Beagle Boys are separated in several different gangs who follow a theme, as revealed in the episode "The Beagle Birthday Massacre!".
The Original Classics
The Original Classics consisted of Bigtime, Burger, and Bouncer Beagle who were in the original series. They debuted in the episode "Daytrip of Doom!", where they kidnapped Huey, Dewey, Louie, and Webby and held them for ransom.
Bigtime Beagle
Burger Beagle
Bouncer Beagle
The 1987 Beagle Boys
Debuting in Last Christmas, the 1987 Beagle Boys are led by Grandpappy Beagle. Unlike the other current-day Beagle Boys, they wear prison numbers on their clothing, likely as an homage to their original counterparts from the 1987 series. Their members also consist of three brothers who served on the same team in the original series.
Bankjob Beagle
Bugle Beagle
Babyface Beagle
Everyone gasped when I finished.
Rai (Tai Chi): That is crazy!
Sena: No kidding!
Seth (Di Gata): Yeah that is nuts.
Me: They are all now safely behind bars in the Uranus Prison.
Nico: Yep.
Me: So this is our third time here in Duckberg.
Vince: That makes sense.
Eli: But it's awesome seeing this place.
Cheshire: How about we see Scrooge's mansion first?
Me: Good idea.
Scrooge McDuck: Follow me laddies.
We went to Scrooge McDuck's amazing and magnificent mansion.
Me: Wow! Your mansion is amazing Scrooge.
Scrooge: Thanks lad.
We went in and it was an amazing mansion fit for a king.
Nico: Wow! Scrooge your mansion is amazing.
Me: Just as nice as my mansion when my family got it the first time.
Laney: Boy I'll say.
Emma (ELGVTWD): It sure is nice.
Scrooge: Aye lass. It's home.
We went in and it was a REALLY nice mansion.
Twilight Sparkle: I really like your mansion Scrooge.
Scrooge: Thank you lass.
Nathalie: (to the Mane 9) As you girls can see, Scrooge is pretty much loaded.
Twilight Sparkle: Wow! He sure is!
Fluttershy: How much is he worth now?
Me: He's worth $782,836,867,768,683,648,865,868.00 now.
Laney: Yep.
Applejack: Hoowee! That is a lot of money.
Princess Luna: More money than anyone can ever make.
Me: Yep and he's worth more than Mr. Burns ever will be.
Miku Hatsune: The Bassoon Burns will never be that rich.
Me: Yep. And Flint Glomgold is now in prison for the rest of his life without a single penny.
Nico: What Prison did we send him to again?
Me: Planet Nine Prison.
Nico: I forgot about that one.
Eli: Planet Nine?
Me: It's a planet that is located on the very outskirts of the Solar System at 29 billion miles away from the Sun.
Pinkie Pie: Wow! That's far.
Rainbow Dash: No kidding.
Me: Yeah.
Iron Lung: But don't worry. Scrooge knows not to let money get to his head.
Starlight Glimmer: That's a relief.
Cozy Glow: Thank goodness for that.
Scrooge: Would you all like some tea while we're here?
Me: Sure.
He went and got us some. We sat down and waited.
Motormaster: If there's one person who's left money get to his head, it's that jerk Flip.
Nico: You got that right.
Laney: I hate that monster.
Lily: Yeah.
Me: By the way guys, Lisa and I found out some REALLY disturbing secrets about Flip.
Nico: Lets hear them.
Lisa: I have conducted a huge scientific research study on our old friend Phillip Phillipini or Flip as he is known. And this is what I found.
We saw X-Rays of Flip and we saw that his body was a disgusting freak of nature! His organs and body were all jumbled up!
One of his feet doesn't feel pain under immense weight.
His heart is in his belly.
He can burp out of his ear, and his burps can wilt plants.
He can hold his breath underwater for five minutes.
He can swallow many gallons of water at once.
He can withstand sub-zero temperatures.
His internal organs mostly consist of food products.
His liver is in his neck.
His skin is one big callus.
He has fish gills on at least one of his legs.
He has four butt cheeks, and by extension two butt cracks.
His brain is in his knee (or at least that's where he feels a brain freeze.
We were amazed and repulsed.
Nico: HOLY CRAP!
Me: He's a freak!
Laney: I knew Flip was messed up but this is ridiculous!
Lola: Jumping Tiaras! I didn't know Flip was a mutant!
Lana: Cool!
Cyclops: He is a true medical marvel.
Kameo: No kidding. How freaky.
Ben: I know.
Magneto: I fear these aren't the only secrets Flip has.
Lisa Loud: Negative. For that part I will have J.D. tell you all about that.
Me: Okay. Guys you are not gonna like this. But me and Lincoln discovered something absolutely disgusting about him. We found out that Flip's Flippies have a poisonous ingredient in them. He uses a toxic substance in them that is used in making Angel Dust.
Nico: YUCK!
Lola: What's Angel Dust?
Me: It's known as Phencyclidine. It's a hallucinogenic drug that distorts sound and causes violent behavior! It's also as addictive as cocaine and heroin.
Nico: Wait! Flip has been Poisoning People with Angel Dust!? That's illegal!
Me: And it's not just that. He tricked numerous people into buying rotten and gross stuff with overpriced scams, Bootlegging his business under false identities, he made Beef Jerky out of roadkill (Lynn threw up all over), Flip also washed his stinky sweaty and filthy socks in the nacho cheese and the worst part is, (To the Mane 9) Girls you are not gonna like this, but the hot dogs he made were from horse meat.
Everyone gasped in utter shock, horror and absolute disgust!
Princess Luna: (disgusted) I think I'm going to be sick!
Horsea: Has he made food out of Horsea meat as well?!
Me: No thank goodness.
Nico: Holy crap!
Eli: That cheapskate is a massive health hazard!
Nico: And I thought Krusty did a lot of bad things like that with his meat.
Apu: (Indian Accent) Same with me. I did almost the exact same things that he did. (Season 5 Episode 13)
Nico: Right I remember that. But man what Flip did makes him worse than a garbage dump.
Scrooge brought some tea.
Myotismon: (to Scrooge) Thank God you haven't done the things Flip has!
Scrooge: Aye. Thank goodness too. Because I don't run fast food or anything like that.
Mr. Krab: Flip reminds me so much of myself that it's scary!
Nico: No kidding Mr. Krabs. But everything that Flip did is worse.
Princess Luna then threw up into a bucket and Princess Celestia pat her back. Chunk went to a sink in the bathroom and threw up in it and Slab pat his back.
Brittney: He's revolting.
Me: Yeah he sure is. Flip has done so many terrible things that he should have been labeled as a dangerous weapon of mass destruction and be permanently banned by the Geneva Convention.
Laney: Yeah you said it. Now I'm REALLY glad that cheapskate got what was coming to him.
Mr. Krabs: Aye lass. What a no-good eel-in-the-kelp that guy was.
Eli: You said it Mr. Krabs.
Pelea: Yeah he should have been given the Death Penalty for his crimes.
Nunnally: Yeah. He deserves it.
Me: But prison is much better.
Doofenshmritz: (to Scrooge) I'm glad the usual battles aren't immediately after this. But we'll need some tea to recover from this. LOTS of it.
Me: You said it.
We got lots of Tea.
Me: (Drinks Tea) Ahh. Yeah you aren't kidding. Sorry you guys had to hear all that.
Scrooge: It's all right lad.
Laney: We'll be over it shortly.
Myotismon: Yeah.
Nico: Good.
Then we heard explosions and people running for their lives.
Avalanche: Please let that be our next target!
Brittney: I sense a familiar presence!
Me: Who is it?
Nico: Yeah who is it?
Brittney gasped.
Brittney: MAGICA!
Brittney ran.
Nico: Follow her!
G1 Icepick: Brittney, hold on! Why don't you tell us more about Magica?
Maria: I'm just glad we found someone to take our minds off of Flip.
Brittney: Right. Magica and I have a terrible history. First I will start with her story.
She went over everything about Magica.
Magica De Spell is one of the main villains of the Donald Duck and Scrooge McDuck comic book series, as well as the DuckTales TV series and its 2017 reboot. She is an evil anthropomorphic Italian duck sorceress, who lives in a shack on Mount Vesuvius and relentlessly seeks to steal Scrooge McDuck's Number One Dime. In the comics, she mastered sorcery but lacked actual powers until later, and seeks to gain the Midas Touch and become the richest duck in the world. In some Italian comics and the cartoons, she needs to Dime to become powerful enough to rule the world.
How dangerous and malevolent she is vary from story to story, but the original ones depict her as one of the few villains Scrooge is really afraid of, despite being more ruthless than evil.
Before the events of the series, Magica (along with her twin brother Poe), were terrorizing a village by intimidating them into giving them their treasure and food as tributes, with Magica being the one who would enthusiastically use her magic to turn the villagers into animals like frogs and goats, either on a whim or as a cruel "compromise" for not doing something worse.
Sometime after the villagers inexplicably stop paying tributes, she and her brother created a shadow army out of their shadows to take their treasure more forcefully. However, Scrooge was caught up in all this since he was presumably passing through and refused to allow the first dime that he earned to be stolen. Therefore, he challenged Magica and her brother, and goaded Magica by claiming she relied too much on her brother and wasn't very powerful on her own. This angered Magica enough to take her brother's amulet and combine its power with her own to fight him. This ultimately culminated in her trying to turn him into a raven with a spell, but Scrooge deflected the spell right back at her with his dime. It was then that Poe threw himself into the path of the spell to save her, which turned him into a raven. This devastated Magica since she didn't know how to turn him back, and she actually started begging for Scrooge's help, including by offering him her powers and the rest of the treasure in exchange, but Scrooge refused, allowed him to fly out the window and left with a big bag of their treasure, saying that "that was she got for tussling with Scrooge McDuck". It was then that Magica combined the two amulets to create her staff and searched desperately for Poe, but due to the abundance of ravens she came across, it was impossible for her to track him down, which is what caused her to seek revenge against Scrooge in the first place.
Magica De Spell was an evil and abusive sorceress who destroyed everything in her path, including the Phantom Blot's village. She served as Scrooge's most hated and dangerous rival. Fifteen years before the events of DuckTales, during their final clash on Mount Vesuvius, Magica attempted to imprison Scrooge inside his Number One Dime, but the spell backfired and Magica herself was trapped inside the dime instead. Before she was trapped, however, she managed to turn her shadow into a sentient creature, Lena, who would help her "aunt" to free herself from the dime and seek vengeance on Scrooge and his family.
In "The Beagle Birthday Massacre!", after Lena becomes good friends with Webby, Huey, Dewy, and Louie, she travels to an unknown location and summons Magica's shadow, who turns out to be her aunt. Magica smirks as Lena tells her that she is in.
In "Terror of the Terra-firmians!", it is shown that Magica is now hiding in Lena's shadow when she frantically tries to hide it from Beakley. After Launchpad crashed the subway train and Beakley was trapped unconscious under one of the cars, Magica tells Lena to leave her, citing it will be easier to win Webby's trust without her, only for Lena to use her magic to lift the car and rescue Beakley instead. Later, Magica asks her niece why she didn't leave "the purple one", as she was getting in the way, only for Beakley to then grant Lena permission to come to the mansion whenever she wants for her actions. Lena then turns to her aunt and tells her that she has to "play the long game".
In "Jaw$!", Magica is shown to have regained some of her powers. She has Lena slip in an artifact known as the Hunter's Stone into Scrooge's Money Bin, where it will locate Scrooge's Number One Dime and have it bring the dime to her via Lena and she will attack Scrooge in his very home to fulfill her revenge against him. Magica is annoyed at Lena's indifference to the plan but Lena reminds her she isn't doing this for revenge. In response, Magica promises to grant Lena her greatest desire when she completes her plan.
When Lena goes with Webby, Huey and Louie to the Money Bin to rescue Dewey, who has been eaten by a money shark made by the Hunter's Stone, Magica mistakenly believes Lena plans to feed them to the shark, which Magica calls Tiffany. Magica sees the friendship bracelet around Lena's wrist and instead surmises she is actually helping them but Lena claims this was the only way to keep them from telling Scrooge. Magica then tells Lena to stall them so Tiffany go grow larger which will only stop when it finds the dime. Ultimately, while Tiffany is able to acquire the dime thanks to a series of mishaps, Lena is able to destroy the money shark after it devours Scrooge and Webby, infuriating Magica. Magica realizes that Lena is becoming attached to Webby so she immobilizes her and reminds her that Lena sought freedom in exchange for aiding Magica, so Lena throws the friendship bracelet Webby made for her in the ocean.
In "The Other Bin of Scrooge McDuck!", Magica has Lena sneak into Scrooge's room and use a magical Vesuvian Diamond Dagger to cut the Number One Dime from his neck but is inadvertently foiled by Webby. Disappointed, Magica learns that Scrooge, aware that someone is going after his dime, is hiding it inside his Other Bin. She then schemes to retrieve the dime by infiltrating the Other Bin and coerces Lena to manipulate Webby into helping to locate the dime.
Eventually, Lena finds the dime, causing Magica to regain a physical form (albeit still as a living shadow). When Webby breaks into the dime's chamber and confronts Magica, Magica transforms Webby into a doll and uses it to torment Lena until she accidentally destroys Webby. It is soon revealed that this sequence was, in fact, a dream induced by a dreamcatcher. Lena rejects Magica for good, but before she can alert Scrooge of Magica's presence, Magica possesses Lena completely and decides to get the dime herself.
In "The Shadow War!", Magica is still posing as Lena and arrives at Scrooge's mansion to steal the dime herself and weakening Scrooge with a potion she brewed, while also suppressing Lena. Her plan hits a roadblock when she hears that Scrooge's family and friends have moved out after the fate of the triplet's mother, Della Duck, is revealed. Despite this, Magica manages to trick Scrooge into letting her in by making it seem Webby thought he would have an "old man breakdown" after the kids moved out. Magica is shocked to see Scrooge and his mansion in such horrible condition after the kids left and initially thinks it is an act to con her. After tricking the rest of the McDuck Clan that he is coming to their boat for dinner, Magica tries to make Scrooge into drinking tea laced with her potion but is spilled every time Scrooge goes to drink it. Magica realizes that Scrooge isn't faking his depression and snaps him out of it. Magica then attacks Scrooge and steals his Number One Dime by force and restores her body using the dime and lunar eclipse.
Magica then traps Scrooge and Lena in a magic forcefield as she plans to destroy everything Scrooge loves. She then pulls Lena back into her shadow while trapping Scrooge into his Number One Dime. Magica then casts a spell to manipulate the shadows of the Duckburg populace (including other villains such as Flintheart Glomgold and Gabby McStabberson) and heads to the Money bing. From there she plans to make Scrooge watch her destroy Duckberg while she destroys his fortune. Scrooge's family and friends launch a counter attack against Magica. Magica personally fights Huey, Dewey, Louie, and Webby, who infuriate her nonstop. Magica tries to finish off Webby and Dewey but the power of Webby's friendship bracelet saves them. The bracelet then gives Lena enough power to give her form and screams at Magica to "get away from my best friend, aunt Magica" before attacking her. Magica calls Lena nothing before disintegrating her, causing Webby to attack Magica with unbridled rage while Dewey takes the dime while Magica is distracted.
Magica fires a magical blast at Dewey but he uses Scrooge's Number One Dime to shield him, inadvertently freeing Scrooge from the dime. Scrooge fights her and gloats how her attack managed to save him from losing his family before managing to get Magica's staff away from her and Donald accidentally cracks the jewel on the top using his head. This causes Magica's spell to be undone and Magica herself loses all of her powers before Launchpad, Scrooge's chauffeur/pilot, crashes directly on top of her. Magica swears they haven't seen the last of her before attempting to disappear using a smoke bomb, only to reappear running away after coughing.
Season 2
In "The 87 Cent Solution!", Gizmoduck mentions that there has been no sign of her for several months, implying that she is in hiding plotting her next move.
In "Nothing Can Stop Della Duck!", Louie mentions her when his mother, Della Duck, returns, thinking Magica conjured her as a curse on the family before realizing Della really has returned.
In "Friendship Hates Magic!", she briefly appears in the Shadow World, showing she still has influence there.
In "A Nightmare on Killmotor Hill!", after Lena, Webby, Huey, Dewey, Louie, and Violet are trapped in a lucid dream they share, Magica appears before Lena and starts haunting her Lena while she keeps it secret from the others. Magica eventually confronts in Lena's own personal nightmare and reveals she is real and trapped Lena in a nightmare realm of her own design. Magica tries convincing Lena that she and Lena are one in the same and belong together because they are both evil. When Lena's friends arrive, Magica changes Lena's appearance to make her look and sound exactly like Magica and watches as she manipulates them into attacking Lena, despite Lena's pleas. When Violet knocks Lena against a mirror, Magica reappears and reaches her hand out towards her, offering no more pressure to be good. Lena almost accepts it when Webby recognizes Lena's friendship bracelet and realizes it is Lena. Webby manages to convince Lena she is good enough so Magica grabs her hand and tries to suck Lena into the mirror and take her powers back by force. All of Lena's friends pull her away from her and through their friendship bracelets, manage to summon enough power to break Magica's hold on her, waking them all up.
They all notice a flying device outside their window and when they follow it they find Magica hiding in the shadows. Magica reveals she has been infiltrating Lena's dreams for the past week trying to get Lena to restore her powers. When she kept waking up, Magica decided to trap her friends in her dream to manipulate her into doing it, but failed. Magica steps out of the shadows asking Lena to take her hand and restore her powers, stating Lena needs her. At this point it is revealed that Magica is a shell of her former shelf, her clothes tattered and hair disheveled, and has resorted to using a telepathic helmet to infiltrate their dreams. Lena then boldly states that she doesn't need her, Magica needs Lena and uses her magic to destroy the telepathic helmet. Magica angrily reaches through the gate to threaten them but they simply walk away ignoring her.
In "GlomTales!", Magica is revealed to be working at Funso's Fun Zone performing fake magic tricks and the like for children's birthday parties in order to scrap by. However, she is soon approached by Flintheart Glomgold, albeit reluctantly on his part, to join a team/"family" consisting of all of Scrooge's biggest enemies to collectively bring him down once and for all, to which she enthusiastically agrees for the sake of getting her revenge on Clan McDuck. However, when they go to invade Scrooge's mansion, which they do quite efficiently with their combined efforts, they are disappointed to find out that only Louie is home, since he was left behind while the rest of them went on a trip to Big Rock Candy Mountain. She suggests that they destroy him as a warm-up, but Louie then states that he actually wants in on their plan, pretending to seek vengeance himself for being grounded.
Using Don Karnage's blimp, the Iron Vulture, they travel to the Money Bin where Scrooge and his family are already waiting for Glomgold, where they were supposed to meet for the conclusion/deadline of Glomgold and Scrooge's bet, and with the expectation that Scrooge has won it, and by extension, Glomgold's company, since he had much more money than him. After incorrectly assuming Magica spearheaded this plan to get her revenge, much to Glomgold's annoyance, the group of villains soon get into a big fight with the McDuck family, with Glomgold and Magica arguing over who gets to handle Scrooge. However, the fighting is soon broken up by Louie, who reminds the villains that "this isn't the plan", with Scrooge being subsequently shocked that he's helping them. Louie then reveals that their real goal was to pool their collective reserves of money together, which gave them more than Scrooge, helping Glomgold to win the bet, in exchange for sparing Scrooge and the family's lives, as well as making Louie his new partner.
Overjoyed at winning the bet, Glomgold gloats over his apparent victory, declaring he doesn't need the other's help anymore and plans to keep all the money for himself as the richest duck in Duckburg. However, Louie then reveals his scam; due to Flintheart Glomgold being a fake identity for his real name, Duke Baloney, and that being the name he used when he signed the paper when they made the deal, all his money automatically goes to his new partner, that being him. Magica and the other villains become furious with Glomgold for first trying to steal their fortunes, then subsequently losing them all to a child, and try to attack him. However, Glomgold gets away by diving into the sea and swimming away, after which the rest of them retreat to the blimp, presumably to chase after him.
Season 3
In "The Phantom and the Sorceress!", The Phantom Blot desires to destroy Magica De Spell because she destroyed his village years ago after she grew bored with the villagers trying to placate her. As such, the Phantom Blot had grown to despise magic of all kinds regardless of whether it is used for good or evil. Meanwhile, Webby and Violet convince Lena to seek out Magica to help her control the amulet after being attacked by him, after which they track her down living by herself in a swamp. Magica initially doesn't want anything to do with them, but once she sees that Lena has the amulet, she agrees (although she makes it more than a little obvious that she really just wants to take the amulet back when she gets the chance so she can regain her powers). She also agrees because, of course, the Blot is one of her own enemies, albeit as a result of her own actions. Despite Lena making some progress from their training, the Blot overpowers them and drains the amulet when he tracks them down, causing Lena to fade away. However, Lena uses her own magic, powered by the bonds with her friends, to defeat the Blot and return the stolen magic and luck. In the aftermath, Magica regains her amulet and powers and tries to betray the girls, but is beaten by Lena, who pledges to use her powers to battle dark magical forces.
In "The Life and Crimes of Scrooge McDuck!", Magica returns as Doofus Drake's third and final witness/"victim" in a mystical karmic court, where he is trying to sue Scrooge for creating his own enemies as a way of exacting vengeance against Louie. Magica is participating because by winning the case, she'll be entitled to Scrooge's Number One Dime. For her case, she tells a story about how she, along with a twin brother she had named Poe, were terrorizing a village by intimidating them into giving them their treasure and food as tributes, with Magica being the one who would enthusiastically use her magic to turn the villagers into animals like frogs and goats, either on a whim or as a cruel "compromise" for not doing something worse.
When Louie questions why any of this is relevant since she was clearly already very villainous, she then recalls an experience where, after the villagers inexplicably stop paying tributes, she and her brother created a shadow army out of their shadows to take their treasure more forcefully. However, Scrooge was caught up in all this since he was presumably passing through and refused to allow the first dime that he earned to be stolen. Therefore, he challenged Magica and her brother, and goaded Magica by claiming she relied too much on her brother and wasn't very powerful on her own. This angered Magica enough to take her brother's amulet and combine its power with her own to fight him. This ultimately culminated in her trying to turn him into a raven with a spell, but Scrooge deflected the spell right back at her with his dime. It was then that Poe threw himself into the path of the spell to save her, which turned him into a raven. This devastated Magica since she didn't know how to turn him back, and she actually started begging for Scrooge's help, including by offering him her powers and the rest of the treasure in exchange, but Scrooge refused, allowed him to fly out the window and left with a big bag of their treasure, saying that "that was she got for tussling with Scrooge McDuck". It was then that Magica combined the two amulets to create her staff and searched desperately for Poe, but due to the abundance of ravens she came across, it was impossible for her to track him down, which is what caused her to seek revenge against Scrooge in the first place.
After hearing her story, Louie admits that, despite coming across with strong arguments against Flintheart Glomgold's and Ma Beagle's cases prior to that, he can't come up with a good argument against this, and doesn't even know if they should, especially when Scrooge admits that he ended up using the money to buy the villager's a farm, but then used it to sell their milk, since by then, most of them had been turned into goats. It is then that Louie and Scrooge finally decide to take responsibility, with the latter offering a sincere apology to her and the others for the wrong he's done them. Magica, however, is still angry and tries to lunge at him, but she is then transported to the guilty side of the giant scale, because the court interprets this as an admission of guilt and declares that as a result, Glomgold is entitled to his fortune, Ma Beagle to the deed to Duckburg, and Magica to his Number One Dime. They initially celebrate this, but Louie is able to come up with a strong counterargument that all of them shaped Scrooge as much as he shaped them. Much to their collective dismay, this leads to them winning the case and Scrooge being acquitted of all charges. Magica is especially enraged at this outcome and tries to attack them with a spell, but they are teleported away to safety before it can make contact.
Magica makes one more appearance in "The Last Adventure!" as a captive in the Lost Library, due to Bradford wanting to eliminate everything and everyone associated with the Duck family's adventures. Steelbeak ends up unleashing her, along with Flintheart Glomgold, Ma Beagle and the Beagle Boys, then turns them into mindless drones to fight Launchpad. Initially, they beat him up rather badly, but after Darkwing, Fenton and the rest of the prisoners offer him words of encouragement, he uses the rebooted Gizmoduck armor to fight back and defeat them before going on to release everybody. After Bradford is defeated, Magica, Flintheart and the Beagle Boys all show up and express their disgust towards Bradford for using them. Deciding that Bradford is too despicable to go scot-free, Magica briefly puts her feud with Scrooge aside and turns Bradford into a normal buzzard before keeping him as a pet as punishment for his actions before they take their leave.
When Brittney was done we were horrified!
Me: Whoa!
Brittney: Magica and I are terrible enemies.
Nico: How bad? J.D. VS Chip Whistler bad?
Brittney: Slightly less. But somewhere right up there. I have always been better at her in everything.
Lucy Loud: Gasp!
Me: Whoa!
Eli: That's bad.
Nico: Yeah.
Lana: Is she after anything?
Brittney: Yes and I know what it is. She's after a mystical staff from Aztec Myth.
Johnny 13: She's after an Aztec Staff?
Kairi Yano: Finally! A treasure not in a safe!
Nicole: She's not just after any kind of staff. She's after the Staff of Tezcatlipoca, the Goddess of Darkness. The Staff holds the power of the entirety of the night sky and the powers of darkness in its entirety. It's a staff that is so powerful that no force of evil can match it.
Nico: Then we have to get to it first.
Nicole: It's not that easy. It will only appear in the Amazon Rainforest when a Solar Eclipse turns the daytime sky into night.
Me: That's today!
Nico: Then we got to get there fast! Lets go!
We flew fast to South America and Magica saw us flying fast.
Magica: (Eastern European Accent) What!? Not if I get there first!
She turned into a vulture and chased after us.
We arrived in Brazil and were trekking through the rainforest.
Muscle Man: Hey, guys. You know else likes getting Aztec Treasure?
Blot: I know the answer to this one.
Muscle Man: My Mom!
We laughed at his joke.
Pelea: I don't get it.
Česká: We don't either. But they are funny.
Sea: Yeah they sure are.
Nicole: We're here.
We arrived the spot where the temple of Tezcatlipoca is supposed to be.
Nico: There's nothing here.
Nicole: Not yet there will be.
We saw the Sun being overshadowed by the moon and when it went into Umbra we saw the night sky turn into day and we saw The Temple of Tezcatlipoca!
Nicole: There it is!
Daring Do: Wow! That is amazing!
Rainbow Dash: Awesome!
We went in to the Temple and we saw that it was hundreds, maybe thousands of years old.
Me: Wow! This temple is amazing.
Eli: Hey look at this.
Eli showed us that there was a bunch of Aztec Symbols and they looked like they were in a story.
Me: It's a story. Lets see here.
I looked at it.
Nico: What does it say?
Me: It says "Long ago, the evil Aztec Tyrantesss Princess Chalchihuitlcue, came and threatened to destroy the entire Aztec Civilization with a powerful and mighty campaign to bring down the mighty and great civilization. None of the bravest soldiers of the Aztec Empire could stop her terrible armies as they brought terror to all. The Great king of the Aztecs, Tenoch, then called upon the Goddess of the Night Sky, Tezcatlipoca, where she bestowed upon him a mighty staff with which he used to imprison Princess Chalchihuitlcue and her entire army in another dimension where they will stay forever. The staffs power was so great that anyone evil that challenged the Aztec Empire met a terrible end. Realizing that the staffs powers was so intense and fearing that in the wrong hands it would be used to destroy the world, King Tenoch hid the staff in this temple and under the night sky of the black sun can this temple emerge where it will be found. Waiting for the day where one person that is a true master of darkness and dark magic can use the staff for good and smite the forces of evil."
Nico: Whoa! That's amazing!
Eli: Wow! That's incredible! I didn't know there was an awesome story behind it.
Yang: Just like the Sword of Viracocha.
Laney: That is amazing.
Daring Do: It sure is.
Nico: Yeah. Lets find that staff.
We went into the temple and we walked down a hall and we saw a huge room and in a pillar of dark blue light and stars in an altar was The Staff of Tezcatlipoca!
Nicole: The Staff of Tezcatlipoca.
Rainbow Dash: Awesome.
Brittney: I'll go for it.
Brittney went up to the staff and then she grabbed it and pulled it out and then she gasped and the staff was hers!
Me: WHOA! She did it! She lifted the staff!
Nicole: It was made for her!
Brittney: Wow! I can feel its power surging through me!
Suddenly Brittney had a flash of light come out of her and she was enveloped in a vortex of darkness, stars, moons and the night sky and the vortex exploded out of the temple and it formed into a terrifying bat of darkness and the energies of stars and nebula gas was pouring into the bat. When the vortex faded, Brittney was forever changed!
(IMPERATRIX MUNDI BY JOE BLANKENBURG PLAYS AT 1:35 to 2:14)
Brittney had longer black hair that went down to her ankles, she had a bat with red eyes and fangs next to a purple crescent moon and her eyes were purple and the sclera were as black as night, her earrings were now moons with bats, she had a black goth gothic dress that had the stars reflected in them as well as bats, moons, scary trees and more in it and she had black spiked fingerless gloves and black stilleto shoes and she had black angel wings made of pure black fire and black lightning and she had scary vampire fangs in her teeth. On the back of her shirt was the kanji for "Brittney Allison Knudson, Vampire Emissary of Tezcatliopoca, Master of Dark Magic, The Windigos, and the Ultimate Empress of the Night."
ブリットニー・アリソン・ナドソン、テスカトリポカの吸血鬼使者、ダークマジックのマスター、ウェンディゴ、そして夜の究極の皇后。
She had a pitch black aura around her and waves of darkness, black fire and black lightning were swirling around her. She transformed into a SUPER ANGEL 100,000,000,000 NIGHT EMPRESS VAMPIRE!
We gasped in shock!
Me: WHOA! Brittney transformed!
Nico: WOW! She's a true master of the night now!
Eli: Incredible!
Lucy Loud: Gasp!
Haiku: Amazing. Her power is incredible.
Persephone: Wow. She is amazing.
Raven: Incredible.
Me: Brittney, how do you feel?
Brittney: (Divine Echoing Darkness Voice) I feel amazing dad. This power is more than enough to make Grandfather pay 100 times over.
Laney: Wow! Brittney you look incredible!
Vince: Your power is completely unreal.
Carol: Amazing.
Princess Luna: Wow! Brittney you look absolutely amazing. You look like a true master of the night.
Brittney: I'm glad you think so. (Senses something) Looks like our guest is here.
Nico: Magica. Stand ready!
We stood ready and Magica came in and she saw us.
Me: Magica De Spell. So we meet at last.
Magica: Team Loud Phoenix Storm. Honor to meet you all.
Me: For the last time.
Cheetah: Give us one good reason why we should let you live!
Magica: (smirks) Because I know how to defeat Grandfather.
Nico: Say what now?
Magica: That's right. Grandfather isn't gone. He's merely biding his time. Let me live and I'll tell you how to beat him.
Numbuh One: (laughs) You really expect us to buy that Grandfather's going to make a move in the future? That's the most deseperate lie I've ever heard!
May: (to us) For our sake, I hope she's lying!
Eli: For once she's telling the truth! I sense that she's not lying! The Force is telling me that Grandfather will make his move on July 20th.
Me: That's in 12 days!
Nico: Oh man! Then we got to be prepared!
Brittney then came out and Magica saw Brittney in her new transformation.
Brittney: Hello Magica. Its been a while.
Magica: Brittney Knudson, I see you got a new look. And you have my staff!
Brittney: It was never your staff Magica. Only a true master of darkness and dark magic can wield it. You are just a second best has-been.
Juggernaut: How the Hell did you even know about Grandfather?
Magica: Oh, I know all your secrets. (To the Loud Kids) Even the ones all of you haven't shared with each other?
Lori: So why don't you literally spit them out right now?
Magica: (laughs) And ruin it for all the other villains who know all your secrets too?
Me: Oh really! Well I know one of your secrets too.
Brittney: You like to play with action figures when no one is looking!
BUSTED!
Magica was shocked to know that Brittney knew about that!
Nico: NICE ONE!
Then Wolf, Carmen Dillo, Trickster, Zs'Skayr, Mr. Mittens, Boomerang, Box Ghost, Devack, Nergal and Rex Goodwin appeared.
Me: Wolf, Carmen Dillo, Trickster, Zs'Skayr, Mr. Mittens, Boomerang, Box Ghost, Devack, Nergal and Rex Goodwin.
Mr. Mittens: Had a feeling we would find you all here.
Boomerang: We saw the massive vortex of darkness and figured this is where you were at.
Me: I had a feeling.
Devack: It's about time we found you guys!
William: You thought we were in Duckberg, didn't you?
Zs'Skayr: Of course we did!
Box Ghost: But then, we found out that you guys were all the way out here.
Carmen Dillo: Good thing I curled up into a ball to find you guys faster.
Me: You guys are fast at getting here though and Brittney just received an awesome new weapon.
She showed it to them and it glowed a powerful dark blue.
Rex: The Staff of Tezcatlipoca!
Brittney: Yep. And it chose me as its master and I got a new transformation as a result.
Nico: It's awesome!
Rex Goodwin: Amazing!
Then a bunch of figures came out and we saw that they were THE DINOSAUR SPIRIT OF EL OLOROSO, THE GHOST OF MERLIN, THE GHOST OF CHEF PIERRE GOULASH and THE GHOST OF JEREMIAH PRATT!
Shaggy: ZOINKS! It's the Dinosaur Spirit, The Ghost of Merlin, The Ghost of Chef Pierre Goulash and The Ghost of Jeremiah Pratt!
Scrappy: Oh boy! Time to splat some ghosts!
Qin: These guys are trouble!
Twilight Sparkle: What were they known for?
Qin: The Dinosaur Spirit was really Señor Luis Cepeda who was after gold in a mine that was under a museum in Costa Rica. He found an active vein there and used the Dinosaur Spirit fake legend to scare away people to sell the gold illegally on the black market. The Ghost of Merlin was really the disgraced magician Zarko who wanted to steal Shaggy's uncle's jewels all for himself. The Ghost of Chef Pierre Goulash was really one of Daphne's former security guards Mr. Gordan. He wanted to steal all of Daphne's furniture to sell for a huge buck. And the Ghost of Jeremiah Pratt was really Will Henry Pratt, Jeremiah Pratt's great-great-grandson and he was trying to scare people off of Pratt's peak to get gold that was for the U.S. Mint in Denver.
Applejack: Wow!
Fluttershy: What were their fates?
Qin: Cepeda got 30 years in a Prison in Mexico, Zarko got 15 years in prison, Mr. Gordan got 25 years and Will Henry Pratt got 40 years.
Nico: Yep.
Me: Good riddance.
Then 5 Figures came and they were Ben's enemies: THE FOLK!
Joseph Mundy aka Eagle,
Clyde Kemper aka Albatross,
Richard Franko aka Vulture,
Johnny James aka Owl,
And Skye Quinn aka Swan.
Ben: The Folk!
Vulture (Ben 10): Long time no see Tennyson.
Swan: It sure has been a while.
Me: Weren't you the band of bird villains that Ben stopped?
Owl: That's right and it's an honor to meet you J.D.
Albatross: We heard so much about you and everything you did.
Eagle: Yeah you are a true hero.
Me: Thanks. Who are you gonna be the archenemies of?
Vulture (Ben 10): We chose Tatsumaki.
Tatsumaki: Wow! I'm honored.
Me: Tornado of Terror VS The Folk. Nice!
Tiki Torch: I choose the Dinosaur Spirit.
Miss Spell: I choose the Ghost of Merlin.
Daphne: I'll take the Ghost of Chef Pierre. Turns out he and my family have a history together.
Me: Right I remember that.
Hinata: And I know just the archenemy for Jeremiah Pratt. Natsu?
Natsu Dragneel: Me?
Hinata: No Natsu Hyuga.
Natsu Dragneel: Oh sorry.
Natsu Hyuga: I'm honored that you would pick me Hinata.
Hinata: You helped me out many times and I figured you would like to have a chance.
Natsu Hyuga: Thank you.
?: Lots of archenemies huh?
A figure came out and it was GNARLY GNOME from episode 5 of Mighty Morphin!
Gnarly Gnome is created by Finster who first mentions him as the monster Rita wants to brainwash the Power Rangers. When Finster creates him, Rita sends him to Earth where the viewers first see him jumping into the Angel Grove Youth Center area where he quickly brainwashes a group of girls that happens to be the friends of Kimberly's deaf friend Melissa. He holds them as hostages in a cave and makes them dance uncontrollably with his music. He takes them hostage alongside Squatt and Baboo who cooks him a meal and they all fall asleep but Rita soon awakens them. Melissa leads Kimberly and the others to the cave and Kimberly has Melissa take cover, thereby preventing her from seeing her and her friends morph into the Rangers. When the Rangers arrive, Squatt and Baboo leave Gnarly Gnome alone to fight the Rangers and he is confident in their defeat. Teleporting outside of the cave, Gnarly Gnome blasts them but they dodge and the Power Axe and Power Lance disarm him before the Power Daggers and an arrow from the Power Bow cripple him and Jason cuts him down completely with the Power Sword. With Gnarly Gnome down, they form the Power Blaster and destroy Gnarly Gnome who is blown onto his back and explodes into pebbles.
Kimberly: Gnarly Gnome!
Gnarly Gnome: Been a while Pink Ranger.
Me: I remember you! You were sent to brainwash the Power Rangers and you were sent to the Angel Grove Youth Center and brainwashed a bunch of girls including Kimberly's friend Melissa. You held them hostage and made them dance uncontrolably with your music.
Gnarly Gnome: That's right. Good memory on you J.D.
Me: Never missed an episode.
Joe Burton: Are you related to the gnomes I encountered before?
Gnarly Gnome: (laughs) I do look like them, don't I? But no. I'm not related to them.
Me: That's good. But this is gonna be interesting.
?: It sure will.
Another figure came out and it was LOCOMOTIVE ORG from episode 37 of Wild Force!
The final Org created, Locomotive Org was born in a train station and took the form of a Steam Locomotive before moving to attack Turtle Cove. He confronts the Wild Force Rangers in a train yard when they came looking for him after Merrick sensed how strong he is. The Rangers morphed and they took on the final Org (with Jindrax watching on and waiting for them to use the Jungle Blaster so he can use it to save Toxica), but none of their weapons had any effect on him. Locomotive Org made a beatdown on all six of the Rangers with his shear power. Not even the Red Ranger's Falcon Summoner Archer Mode can defeat this Org. Locomotive Org was about to finish them off until Jindrax appears and (much to both the Org and Rangers confusion) attacks the Locomotive Org. He then holds Locomotive Org down and encourages the Rangers to destroy it with their Jungle Blaster's Savage Blast so he could use the power to save Toxica which they oblige.
However, Jindrax enlarges the monster with Toxica's staff and the Rangers summon the Wildzords to form the Wild Force Megazord Sword and Shield Mode and the Wolf Ranger summons his Wildzords to form the Predazord. They took on the Org. Unfortunately, none of the Megazords' weapons had any effect on him and the Locomotive Org was still too powerful. He took out the Wild Force Megazord with his fire breath, badly wounding the Red Lion, Yellow Eagle, Blue Shark, White Tiger and Elephant Wildzords, so the Rangers then summon the Gorilla, Black and Polar Bear, Armadillo and Rhino Wildzords to form the Kongazord Striker. While the Kongazord was evenly matched, its Final Strike had no effect on the Org, and the Predazord's Gator Staff didn't work either. The Org took the Gator Staff and used it against the Zords, but it was rescued by the Kongazord Striker Spear Mode. The Org still made a beatdown on both Zords and then took out both the Kongazord and the Predazord by shooting a wave of fire at them, leaving the Gorilla, Black Bear, Polar Bear, Giraffe, Alligator, Rhino and Armadillo Wildzords badly injured.
The Rangers were in big trouble, but luckily the Black Ranger said that the Black Bison Wildzord is feeling fine and that he wants to keep on fighting. With only one option left, the Rangers summon the Falcon Wildzord and combined the Falcon, Hammerhead Shark, Wolf, and Bison Wildzords to form a brand new Megazord combination, the Isis Megazord Predator Mode. As much as he tries, Locomotive Org was no match for the new Megazord and is destroyed once and for all by its Wings of Animaria attack.
Merrick: Locomotive Org!
Locomotive Org: Been a while Wolf Ranger.
Me: I remember you too! You were made from a train and sent to attack Turtle Cove. You left the Gorilla, Black Bear, Polar Bear, Giraffe, Alligator, Rhino and Armadillo Zords badly injured.
Locomotive Org: That's right. Good memory.
Me: Never missed an episode.
Pelea: I'll face him.
Locomotive Org: So I get to face a Lava Golem as my archenemy.
Pelea: You sure do. This is gonna be great.
Me: Even though it's not your turn yet this will be fun to see and for you to get some practice yet Pelea.
Pelea: It sure will.
?: Don't forget me.
We saw another monkey and he had cymbals. It was CHA-CHING CHA-CHING!
Cha-Ching Cha-Ching: I, Cha-Ching Cha-Ching, cymbalize chaotic calamity!
CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG!
He made Cymbal slams that were loud enough to shatter glass!
Rukia: I'll face this clod!
Me: Awesome. Lets power up and go at them.
Battle 1: Dante, Twilight Sparkle, Star Swirl, Magic Skylanders, Winston (Overwatch), Gorilla Grodd, Donkey Kong, Phage and Lasher VS Devack of the Monkey
Devack was first.
Devack: (to Dante) In my opinion, Brittney deserves to be better than Magica.
Dante: You got that right. The Staff of Tezcatlipoca is perfect for her as the Empress of Darkness.
Twilight Sparkle: This was an amazing Daring Do worthy adventure. I've read all the Daring Do books and I'm the one that introduced Rainbow Dash to the series.
Star Swirl: Daring Do is one amazing adventurer. And I also agree with Dante and you Devack.
Devack: Thanks.
Spyro: You're welcome. But it's so awesome how Brittney knows a lot of Magic Spells and all that.
Winston: It sure is.
Gorilla Grodd: I think so too. She is amazing.
Donkey Kong: Yeah!
Devack: She sure is. Lets get it on!
Donkey Kong: HERE COMES DONKEY KONG!
Devack fired waves of yellow fire and they dodged it and fired waves of yellow fire, magic, energy, bananas and coconuts and smashed him down.
Dante: All right!
Twilight Sparkle: That was great!
Donkey Kong: (POUNDS CHEST AND HOWLS)
Battle 2: Edd/Iron Boy, Sunset Shimmer, Gusty the Great, Fire Skylanders, Danny Phantom, Sam Manson, Tucker, Valerie Grey, Dani Phantom, Jazz Fenton, Shockwave and Soundwave VS Zs'Skayr
Zs'Skayr was next.
Zs'Skayr: (to Iron Boy) We better check the retirement home Grandfather's powerless form is in just in case Magica IS telling the truth.
Edd: I agree with you completely on that.
Sunset Shimmer: If he is gonna return like Magica says he is then we have to be ready for him.
Gusty: That's right and Grandfather is 1,000 times worse than Father.
Sunburn: Yeah he is. Numbuh 1 told us all about him and he is ultimate evil.
Danny Phantom: Yeah what a monster.
Sam Manson: We'll be ready for him.
Tucker: Yes we will be ready.
Valerie Grey: And he will be pay for his crimes.
Jazz Fenton: Yeah. No one turns our planet into a tapioca factory warzone overrun with Senior Citi-Zombies and gets away with it.
Dani Phantom: You got that right!
Zs'Skayr: Indeed. Lets do it.
He fired a blast of dark blue energy and they dodged it and fired waves of fire, ecto-energy, lightning and energy and smashed him down.
Edd: Great victory!
Sunset Shimmer: That was awesome!
Battle 3: Brittney Knudson, Princess Luna, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Goths of Darkness, Gabriel Agreste and Nathalie Sancoeur VS Rex Goodwin of the Condor
Rex Goodwin was next.
Rex Goodwin: You've earned that staff fair and square Brittney.
Brittney: Thanks Rex. Magica will never be as skilled as the Empress of Darkness.
Rex Goodwin: You got that right. Princess Luna sorry you threw up because of everything that Flip did.
Princess Luna: I'll be all right. But thanks for your concern.
Snowdrop: But it's absolutely horrible that he was doing all that!
Gari: Flip makes me sick just thinking about him.
Blackout: Yeah Flip is a monster with absolutely no respect for the rules of nature and everything that's clean and hygenic.
Lucy Loud: That's right. We were fools for falling for his lies.
Alicia Chan: Yeah he doesn't deserve to run a shop or anything like that.
Haiku: He reminds me so much of Mr. Krabs that it's beyond scary.
Rex: That IS scary. Lets do it!
He fired a blast of purple fire and Brittney fired a wave of dark blue energy from her staff and the blasts collided and exploded with incredible power!
KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!
They fired waves of darkness and smashed him down.
Brittney: Darkness Falls.
Princess Luna: A true victory of the night.
Battle 4: Omi, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Mistmane, Water Skylanders, Freakazoid, Freakazette, Mask, Onslaught and Motormaster VS Box Ghost
Box Ghost was next.
Box Ghost: (to Omi) If J.D. had known what a real scumbag Flip really was, he would've just killed him the moment he moved to Royal Woods!
Omi: (Tibetan Accent) But J.D. did the smart approach and gathered evidence that showed how bad he was.
Rarity: Indeed he did darling but it's horrible that Flip did all that behind everyone's backs.
Sweetie Belle: Washing his sweaty socks in Nacho Cheese Sauce, making beef jerky out of roadkill, and hot dogs out of horsemeat! He's a monster!
Mistmane: Everyone in Equestria would hate his guts and call him Public Enemy Number 1.
Box Ghost: That is a very accurate term and that is absolutely disgusting! But I heard he also mixed his Flippies with Angel Dust! What the Hell was he thinking on that?!
Gill Grunt: Obviously nothing at all. He didn't care how he was gonna get money other than by poisoning kids and everyone.
Freakazoid: Yeah what a scumbag!
Freakazette: He has no right to be on Earth!
Mask: I would give him a wedgie all the way to the sun!
Box Ghost: That would be awesome! Lets do it!
He fired waves of ecto-energy and they dodged them and fired waves of water, jewels and lightning and smashed him down and Mask gave him a wedgie!
Omi: A most honorable victory.
Rarity: Rapture Darling that was grand!
Battle 5: Fluttershy, Mage Meadowbrook, Life Skylanders, Arbeid, Tom Major, Sarah Gunnerson, Maxxor, Quake Woman and Princess Luna VS Carmen Dillo
Carmen Dillo was next.
Carmen Dillo: (to Fluttershy) I bet you were disgusted about how Flip made his hot dogs, huh?
Fluttershy: I sure was. And it was horrible to hear that.
Mage Meadowbrook: It sure was and I was horrified myself.
Stealth Elf: Even Princess Luna hurled her guts out when she heard that. She vomited 3 buckets worth of vomit.
Carmen Dillo: Poor girl. Yuck! And I heard that Lynn threw up bad when she found out that his beef jerky was made of roadkill.
Arbeid: You better believe she did.
Tom Major: What a revolting revelation.
Sarah Gunnerson: Yeah. That was disgusting even for me.
Maxxor: Even Chunk of the Ripping Friends hurled his guts out in Scrooge's sink.
Carmen Dillo: Geez! Sorry you all were so disgusted by that.
Princess Luna: It's okay.
Carmen Dillo: Good. Lets get it on!
He rolled at the group and they dodged him and fired waves of energy, wind and leaves and smashed him down.
Fluttershy: That was fun.
Battle 6: CatDog, Pinkie Pie, Somnambula, Tech Skylanders, Garfield the Cat, Catwoman, Tigra, Cheetah, Beekeeper and Doofenshmirtz VS Mr. Mittens
Mr. Mittens was next.
Mr. Mittens: (to CatDog) Who did J.D. rescue this time?
Cat: Her name is Pelea and she's a Lava Golem.
Dog: She is amazing. J.D. and Sheila rescued her as she was fighting Gollum.
Pinkie Pie: That was amazing and it was amazing that Gollum disintegrated.
Somnambula: (Egyptian Accent) It sure was and it was because of the Ring's power to prolong life.
Sprocket: Yeah it sure was.
Garfield: That is crazy.
Catwoman: Yeah it sure was. But Gollum's mind was destroyed because of the Ring.
Tigra: Yeah it sure was. I'm glad he's not burning in the fires of Hell.
Cheetah: Yeah good riddance.
Mr. Mittens: You said it. Lets do it!
He went at them with his claws ready and they fired waves of gears, energy and bees and swiped him with their claws at him and smashed him down.
Cat: All right!
Dog: HI HO DIGGETY!
Pinkie: BEST USUAL BATTLE EVER!
Battle 7: Blake, Starlight Glimmer, Trixie, Clover the Clever, Undead Skylanders, Billy, Mandy, Grim, Totally Spies Timmy and Totally Spies Alice VS Nergal
Nergal was next.
Nergal: Sorry you had to hear about everything that Flip did.
Blake: Yeah and after hearing all that, I'll never look at Beef Jerky and Hot Dogs the same way ever again.
Starlight Glimmer: And I don't think I'll ever touch a drop of Nacho Cheese ever again after what we learned about Flip.
Trixie: The Great and Powerful Trixie agrees.
Clover: Yeah what a scumbag! He gives all restaurant and store owners everywhere a REALLY bad name.
Hex: Yeah he sure does. What a monster. He's just as bad as Malefor. Well maybe not that bad.
Billy: I like his cheese.
POW!
Mandy punched Billy in the face and smashed his nose in.
Mandy: Shut up Billy.
Grim: (Jamaican Accent) I can't wait for when the time comes to reap Flip.
Nergal: I don't blame you. After this we'll go get pizza. Lets do it!
He sent his electrified tentacles at them and they dodged them and fired waves of darkness, bones, magic and energy and smashed him down.
Blake: YEAH!
Starlight Glimmer: That was fun!
Trixie: A victory for THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE!
Battle 8: Nick Russell, Princess Celestia, Light Skylanders, Ty the Tasmanian Tiger, Shazza, Sly, Icepick and Scowl VS Frederick Myers A.K.A. Boomerang (Marvel)
Boomerang was next.
Boomerang: (to Nick) You and Pelea would get along really well. After all, you and her use the same element.
Nick Russell: You bet we would. And so would all the fire and earth users since she is a Lava Golem.
Princess Celestia: I think so too. She is amazing.
Spotlight: She sure is. And she is a great builder.
Ty: (Australian Accent) You said it mates.
Shazza: (Australian Accent) I agree with you on that possum.
Sly (Ty): (Australian Accent) Indeed mates.
Boomerang: She sure is amazing and it's great that she can control the heat of her lava. Lets do it!
He threw a boomerang and they dodged it and fired waves of fire, boomerangs and light and smashed him down.
Nick Russell: That was great!
Princess Celestia: That was fun!
Battle 9: Raimundo, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Flash Magnus, Air Skylanders, Stewie Griffin, Brian, Meg, Rippersnapper and Blot VS Trickster
Trickster was next.
Trickster: (to Raimundo) There's a difference between making jokes and being racist.
Raimundo: Yeah and that difference is a joke makes people laugh but we have to be careful what we say in them and being a racist is someone who is a total jerk about someone's color, religion or anything like that.
Rainbow Dash: Yeah who do those people think they are hating people like that!
Scootaloo: They are people that have no hearts that's what!
Flash Magnus: My thoughts exactly.
Whirlwind: They are monsters and lunatics.
Stewie: Indeed and the Fat Man is no better because he shot his son.
Brian: What a fat freak. I don't know what I was thinking being with Peter.
Meg: Yeah that man is not my dad.
Trickster: I don't blame you Meg. After all the abuse he put you through he has no right to call himself your dad. Lets do it!
Trickster went at them and the group fired waves of lasers and wind and smashed him down.
Raimundo: Muy buena!
Rainbow Dash: That was AWESOME!
Battle 10: Cole Evans, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Rockhoof, Earth Skylanders, Zarya Moonwolf, J.D. as J.D. the Nocturnal, Merrick, Leanbow, R.J., Fuzzy Lumpkins and Cheetah VS Wolf O'Donnell
Wolf was next.
Wolf: (to Cole) I'm pretty sure Lincoln honestly didn't mean to insult Applejack, Applebloom, and Liam.
Cole: I don't think so either. It's the bug of fame that got to him.
Applejack: Yeah but those jokes that he said about Flip and the criminals we busted were sure funny.
Apple Bloom: Yeah they sure were funny! Especially those jokes about Icky Vicky and Flip!
Rockhoof: (Scottish Accent) Aye. They were funny laddies.
Flashwing: You said it. I loved those jokes. Lincoln learned his lesson about that and he will start telling jokes about criminals that we despise.
Zarya Moonwolf: Those were REALLY funny! My sides still hurt from laughing so hard.
Me: They sure were funny. I never laughed that much before.
Merrick: Yeah that was crazy.
Leanbow: It was hysterical!
R.J.: It sure was.
Wolf: Boy I can tell. Lets do it!
Cole and Merrick: WILD ACCESS!
They turned into the Lion and Wolf Rangers!
Cole: BLAZING LION!
Merrick: HOWLING WOLF!
Leanbow: MAGICAL SOURCE, MYSTIC FORCE!
He turned into the Wolf Warrior!
Leanbow: BURNING HEART OF FIRE! WOLF WARRIOR!
R.J.: JUNGLE BEAST! SPIRIT UNLEASHED!
He turned into the Purple Wolf Ranger!
R.J.: WITH THE COURAGE OF A WOLF! WOLF RANGER!
Me: Time to go Primal!
I looked at the Full Moon that was blocking the sun and I growled and turned into J.D. THE NOCTURNAL!
Me: (Beastly Voice) Time for these wolves to strike!
Wolf went at us and we dodged him and fired waves of fire and blue fire and purple fire and energy and apples and earth and smashed him down.
Cole Evans: YEAH!
Applejack: YEEHAW! That was great!
I howled like a wolf!
Battle 11: Mighty Morphin Rangers, Megaforce Ranger, Nico, C.J. Casagrande, Lana, Lola, Laney, Lucy, Lily and Lisa VS Gnarly Gnome
Gnarly Gnome was next.
Nico: It's time to kick some gnome butt!
Tommy Oliver: Lets do it guys! It's Morphin Time!
THUNDERCLAP!
Tommy Oliver: DRAGONZORD!
Zack Taylor: MASTODON!
Kimberly: PTERODACTYL!
Billy Cranston: TRICERATOPS!
Trini Kwan: SABER-TOOTH TIGER!
Jason Lee Scott: TYRANNOSAURUS!
They transformed and were ready!
Jason: "We're back and ready to morph into Action!"
Tommy: "Six working to together to fight evil!"
Zack: "And stop Rita!"
Billy: "And all her menacing monsters!"
Trini: "From destroying our Planet Earth!"
Kimberly: "And ruling the Universe with evil!"
Jason: "Look out, Rita, we're not backin' down because we're the..."
All: "Power Rangers!"
KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready for action!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! MIGHTY MORPHIN!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Mighty Morphin Rangers too!
Gnarly Gnome: What the!? Two Mighty Morphin Ranger teams!?
Nico: Lots of things have happened. The Megaforce Rangers have 46+ Years of Ranger Teams at their command.
Gnarly Gnome: Wow!
Nico: Now to crack your safe.
Nico teleported and opened the safe and in it was a Pirates Scimitar Sword.
Nico: Wow look at this sword.
Gnarly Gnome: It's called the Sword of the Seven Seas.
It's a 6'0" curved sword with three edges coming down from the tip of the curved blade, a blue dragon etched in the middle of the blade, a blue gem in the middle of the store's golden crossguard, long brown handle, and a large ring for the pommel, and tied to it is a long blue tassel.
Nico: I know who will like this.
Nico teleported back and he gave C.J. the sword.
C.J.: Wow! Thanks Nico.
Nico: I know how much you love pirates.
C.J. took the sword and he got a massive and incredible energy and power boost.
C.J.: WHOA!
Lana: Awesome!
Laney: Way to go C.J.!
Nico: Lets take this guy down!
Jason: Lets bring them together!
The Rangers formed the Power Blaster and the group all fired waves of energy and they hit Gnarly Gnome and he fell down and exploded!
KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Nico: YEAH! Gnarly Gnome you have failed this universe!
Lola: Her sure has!
Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.
Vypra then appeared.
Nico: Hey Vypra.
Vypra: Hey Nico. Glad C.J. likes my gift to him.
C.J.: You bet I do.
Vypra: I have just the archenemy for him.
She snapped her fingers and a figure appeared and it was DON KARNAGE!
Don Karnage is the main antagonist of the 1990 Disney cartoon series TaleSpin (with Shere Khan being an anti-hero). A sinister, anthropomorphic wolf, he is the leader of a bandit group called the Air Pirates, serving as the archnemesis of Baloo, Kit, Rebecca, Molly, and Wildcat.
He also serves as a recurring antagonist in the Ducktales 2017 reboot. Just like his original he's the leader of his bandit crew "The Air Pirates" and he is also the archenemy of Dewey Duck.
He was voiced by Jim Cummings in TaleSpin, and later by Jaime Camil in the 2017 DuckTales reboot series.
TaleSpin
Being the leader of the Air Pirates, Don Karnage's main goal is to plunder the city of Cape Suzette of its resources. And yet, he and his forces underestimate the extremely talented piloting skills of the protagonist, the bear pilot Baloo, which has lead to many defeats, much to Karnage's fury. Baloo is his arch nemesis in TaleSpin. He would often resort to losing his temper whenever things go bad, even for the slightest reasons.
Most of Don Karnage's schemes involve taking over Cape Suzette. In the "Plunder and Lightning" story arc, he steals a valuable gem that generates electricity, and he exploits the gem's power to power a weapon that causes so much damage to many buildings around Cape Suzette. Another time was in the episode "From Here to Machinery", when he learns that Shere Khan is replacing all pilots with robots called the Auto Aviators (created by Professor Torque), and upon learning that the robot never deviate from their programming, he intend to exploit this to put his skills of air piracy to good use.
Another time was in the episode "On a Wing and a Bear", when he briefly formed a deal with Shere Khan to create an oil shortage so that Khan can extort higher prices to the public. Another was in "A Bad Reflection on You", where he exploits the usage of mirrors to stage disappearances of pilots (including Khan's very own pilots) during their travel through a dangerous air route called the Master Run. All of his schemes were thwarted and defeated by Baloo and his friends.
Nico: Don Karnage!
Don Karnage: Been a while Nico. Wanted to test C.J. after he got his awesome sword.
C.J.: Hooray! I get my own archenemy!
Laney: You made him happy!
Battle 12: Pelea the Lava Golem VS Locomotive Org
Locomotive Org was next.
Locomotive Org: This is gonna be so awesome.
Pelea: It sure is. I love a good battle.
Locomotive Org: Glad to hear it. Lets dance.
Pelea fired globs of lava and they hit Locomotive Org and burned and she kicked him and smashed him down.
Battle 13: Tiki Torch VS The Dinosaur Spirit of El Oloroso
The Dinosaur Spirit of El Oloroso was next.
Tiki Torch: This dinosaur will be extinct.
Dinosaur Spirit: (ROAR)
Tiki Torch fired waves of fire and burned it all over.
Battle 14: Miss Spell VS The Ghost of Merlin
The Ghost of Merlin was next.
Ghost of Merlin: Magic will show you no mercy.
Miss Spell: We'll see about that.
Miss Spell fired waves of magic and they hit him and smashed him down.
Battle 15: Daphne Blake VS The Ghost of Chef Pierre Goulash
The Ghost of Chef Pierre Goulash was next.
Goulash: (French Accent) Sacre Boo!
Daphne Blake: I am not scared of you Goulash.
Daphne fired waves of lightning and smashed him down.
Battle 16: Natsu Hyuga VS The Ghost of Jeremiah Pratt
The Ghost of Jeremiah Pratt was next.
Jeremiah Pratt: You will pay for going up my mountain!
Natsu Hyuga: We'll see about that. FIRE STYLE NINJA ART: FURIOUS SPIDER SWARM!
She fired a wave of fire and it turned into a deadly swarm of spiders and they burned him all over.
Battle 17: Ryuko VS Cha-Ching Cha-Ching
Cha-Ching Cha-Ching was next.
Cha-Ching Cha-Ching: Taste these waves.
He slammed his cymbals and Ryuka dodged them.
Ryuka: Try this on!
She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Battle 18: Tatsumaki VS the Folk
The Folk were next.
Eagle: We heard so much about your achievments as the Tornado of Terror.
Tatsumaki: I get that a lot. It's awesome.
Swan: Can't wait to see what you can do.
Tatsumaki: Lets do it!
The Folk flew into the air and Tatsumaki flew after them and fired waves of energy and smashed them down with incredible force and power.
Battle 19: C.J. Casagrande VS Don Karnage
Don Karnage was next.
C.J.: Bring it on pirate.
Don Karnage: With pleasure.
They went at each other and clashed powerfully and sparks were flying everywhere and then C.J. kicked him and knocked him down.
We then regrouped and we were facing Magica!
Me: It's over for you Magica.
Magica: We'll see about that!
Troy: Time to end this!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! MYSTIC FORCE!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Mystic Force Rangers!
Me: And I have an awesome treat for you all. Watch this.
I pressed my watch and it turned into a Kyuranger morpher!
Nico: WHOA! You have a Kyuranger Morpher!
Me: Yep and watch this.
I pulled out a Kyutama and it had all the Constellations of the Celestial Zodiac on it.
I put it on.
WHAT'S UP! ZODIAC SUPER KYUTAMA! SEIZA CHANGE!
Me: STAR CHANGE!
I turned into a Rainbow Kyuranger with Rainbow Angel Wings and I had a sword of the Zodiac!
Me: UNIVERSE STAR! ZODIAC RANGER!
KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
A massive rainbow fire explosion went off behind me and I was ready to kick some butt!
Nico: WHOA! A RAINBOW KYURANGER!? SO AWESOME!
Me: Yep. Awesome story behind it too.
Lola: That is awesome! I wonder what you can do with it.
Me: You're gonna see.
I had my KyuRanger Longsword ready and I put the KyuTama on it.
GALAXY!
Me: First up Aquarius the Water Holder! AQUARIUS MAELSTROM IMPACT!
The Stars of the Constellation of Aquarius appeared behind me in the background and I fired waves of water and they smashed into Magica and drenched her.
Me: Now for Pisces. PISCES FISH SWARM!
The stars of the Constellation of Pisces the Fish appeared behind me in the background and I swung my sword and fired a blast of energy and it formed into a huge school of fish and they slammed into Magica and pulverized her all over.
Me: Now for Aries. ARIES RAM SMASH!
The stars of Aries the Ram appeared behind me in the background and I fired a wave of fire and it formed into a huge ram and it smashed into Magica and burned her all over.
Me: Check out Taurus! TAURUS SEVEN SISTERS STAMPEDE!
The constellation of Taurus the Bull appeared behind me in the background and then the Seven Sisters of the Pleiades appeared and fired waves of lightning and it formed into a stampede of bulls and they smashed and electrocuted Magica all over.
Me: Hope you don't like seeing double because here comes Gemini! GEMINI CLONE SWARM!
The Stars of Gemini the Twins appeared in the background and then there was 2, the 4, then 8, then 16, then 32, then 64, then 128 and 256 of me and we fired laser blasts at Magica and it REALLY hurt her bad!
Me: Now for Cancer! Hope you aren't a little Crabby! CANCER MAELSTROM CRABS!
The stars of the constellation of Cancer the Crab appeared and fired waves of water and they formed into crabs and pinched Magica all over and she screamed in pain.
Me: Time for the Pride of Leo! LEO ROAR PRIDE!
The stars of the constellation of Leo the Lion appeared behind me and they fired a wave of fire and formed into a Lion and it roared ferociously and fired waves of fire and smashed Magica all over.
Me: Entrance in the Beauty of Virgo. VIRGO MAIDEN LIGHT BLAST!
The stars of the constellation of Virgo the Maiden appeared behind me and fired waves of light and they formed into Virgo and she punched and kicked and smashed Magica all over.
Me: Be judged by the Scales of Libra! LIBRA SUNLIGHT SCALE BLAST!
The stars of the constellation of Libra the Scale appeared behind me and fired waves of sunlight and formed into a scale and it judged Magica guilty and fired beams of sunlight and smashed her down.
Me: Feel the sting of the venom of Scorpius! SCORPIUS VENOM STINGBLAST!
The stars of the constellation of Scorpius the Scorpion appeared in the background and they fired a wave of poison that formed into a scorpion and it fired a poison beam from its tail and it hit Magica and poisoned her with a lethal dose of scorpion venom.
Me: Look at the marksmanship of Sagittarius! SAGITTARIUS ARCHER ARROW STORM!
The stars of the constellation of Sagittarius the Archer appeared behind me and the stars fired waves of arrows and they hit Magica all over.
Me: And lastly feel the horns of Capricornus! CAPRICORNUS MAELSTROM MEGATSUNAMI SMASH!
The stars of the constellation of Capricornus appeared behind me and fired massive waves of water and smashed into Magica and knocked her down.
Nico: WHOA! That was awesome!
Eli: Way to go bro!
Magica got up and she was really weak and disoriented.
Nico: Lets get her!
Me: I still have many more tricks for you all to see later on. POWER DOWN!
I reverted back and I was ready for a fight.
We went at Magica.
Brittney: Now you will see who the true master of dark magic is. (CHANTS AN INCANTATION)
Brittney fired a blast of moon energy and it formed into a huge crescent moon and smashed into Magica. Magica was knocked down and she got up. Magica fired a wave of magic at Brittney and she spun her staff and blocked the magic and destroyed it.
Brittney: Try this on. (CHANTS ANOTHER INCANTATION)
She fired many stars and moons and comets from her staff and blasted Magica all over.
Arrthoa and Lyssta blasted Magica all over the place with incredible force and energy.
Earthworm Jim: EAT DIRT DUCK OF PUTRIDITY! (BLASTS MAGICA ALL OVER) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ed Cowart: EAT DIRT DUCK OF MAGIC! (BLASTS MAGICA ALL OVER) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ets: This will fix you! MAGIC TECHNO STYLE NINJA ART: GEARS OF THE GENIE!
Ets fired waves of gears of magic.
Thundercracker, Vajarois, Silverbolt and the Scotsman's Wife used the Earth Cyber Planet Key and they had Thundercracker's cannon grow bigger into a big cannon, and enhanced Vajarois's powers, Silverbolt's Electromagnetic Discharger Rifle and Scotsman's Wife's powers 100-fold.
Thundercracker and Vajarois: THUNDERSTORM LIGHT CANNON!
They fired waves of light and sonic energy.
G1 Silverbolt and Scotsman's wife: SCOTLAND LIGHTNING STORM BLAST!
They fired waves of lightning.
Princess Luna, Snowdrop, Children of The Night and the Dark Skylanders: DARKNESS NIGHT ULTRA BLAST!
They fired waves of darkness and night.
Lincoln: DUCKTALES LIGHTNING STYLE: ELECTRO POGO BOUNCE!
Jessica: DUCKTALES STING STYLE: STINGING SCEPTER OF THE INCAN KING!
Toph: DUCKTALES EARTH STYLE: GIANT DIAMOND OF THE INNER EARTH!
R. Mika: DUCKTALES STRENGTH STYLE: LOST CROWN OF GENGHIS KHAN!
Akko: DUCKTALES MAGIC STYLE: GREEN CHEESE OF LONGEVITY!
Shantae: DUCKTALES MAGIC STYLE: COIN OF THE LOST REALM!
Perfuma: DUCKTALES NATURE STYLE: CRYSTAL FLOWER!
Frosta: DUCKTALES ICE STYLE: MERMAID'S TEAR!
Entrapta: DUCKTALES TECH STYLE: THE MYSTERIOUS PLATE!
Menat: DUCKTALES SPIRIT STYLE: KHUFU'S KNIFE!
Hilda: (British Accent) DUCKTALES WIND STYLE: LIST TREASURE OF MCDUCK!
Yuna: DUCKTALES WATER STYLE: SCROOGE MCDUCK!
Nanami: DUCKTALES WATER STYLE: HUEY, DEWEY & LOUIE!
Batch: DUCKTALES TECH STYLE: GYRO GEARLOOSE!
Gluko: DUCKTALES LIGHT STYLE: LAUNCHPAD MCQUACK!
Mai: DUCKTALES FIRE STYLE: GIZMODUCK!
Ibuki: DUCKTALES STEALTH STYLE: DARKWING DUCK!
Julie: DUCKTALES EARTH STYLE: BUBBA DUCK!
Girl Jordan: DUCKTALES FIRE STYLE: MRS. BEAKLEY!
Scrooge McDuck: DUCKTALES MONEY STYLE: POGE BOUNCER!
He used his cane to bounce all over and they fired waves of elemental energy and they formed into said characters.
Lincoln, Jessica, Toph, R. Mika, Akko, Shantae, Perfuma, Frosta, Entrapta, Menat, Hilda, Yuna, Nanami, Batch, Gluko, Mai, Ibuki, Julie, Girl Jordan and Scrooge McDuck: ULTIMATE DUCKTALES FINAL SMASH: DUCKTALES!
They fired waves of elements and they formed into the awesome characters and artifacts of Ducktales.
Brittney: NIGHT GODDESS ULTRA BLAST!
Brittney fired a massive wave of darkness from her staff.
Donald Duck, Huey, Dewey & Louie, Brittney and Lucy Loud: DARKNESS DUCKTALES MEGABLAST!
They fired waves of energy and elemental energy and the blasts all hit Magica and smashed her down.
Brittney had her staff pointed at Magica.
Brittney: It was a fun rivalry but all things must come to an end. Especially you.
Magica: If you kill me, you'll never know how to beat Grandfather!
Louie: Well, whatever you might tell us might be a lie. And you also might be lying about Grandfather returning in the future. So, sorry. Gotta kill you now!
Brittney: Besides we already know how to defeat Grandfather.
Magica: How?
Brittney: We'll weaken him and then Super Hakai him.
Brittney then fired a blast of darkness and moonlight from her staff and obliterated Magica in an instant.
Brittney powered down and she was tired and I got her.
Me: Whoa! You okay Brittney?
Brittney: Yeah that was a huge rush.
Me: It takes a while to get used to.
Brittney: I think I'm going to love my new staff.
Mr. Mittens: We hope you like it, Brittney.
Boomerang: After how you wasted Magica, you've earned it!
Trickster: So, you guys wanna celebrate this win?
Nico: Not yet. First, there's something we need to check out.
Wolf: I think I know what you're referring to.
Nico: Lets head to the Retirement Home that Grandfather is at.
Me: Right.
We went to the to the Sure Wood Forest Retirement Home.
Numbuh One: Well, this is the retirement home where we sent Grandfather to.
We saw that Grandfather was completely powerless and playing bingo with some elderly people.
Numbuh Three: Grandfather looks pretty powerless to me.
Numbuh Five: So, maybe he isn't coming back after all.
Numbuh Two: Maybe Magica was lying to us. Maybe Grandfather will make a move in the future. Who knows?
Numbuh Four: Either way, without his powers. Grandfather won't be bothering us anytime soon.
Numbuh 362: You said it. (to Scrooge) How about we have our victory party at your mansion?
Scrooge: Just what I was thinking, lass!
Eli: (groaned) Is no one listening to me and J.D. about this?!
We then left the retirement home. But unseen to everyone else except May and Maria, I placed several explosives on the wall of the retirement home.
May: Why did you do that, honey?
Nico: Just in case Grandfather DOES try to make a comeback.
Maria: Good thinking. Now, let's catch up to the others. I can't wait to see what food we're going to have at the victory party!
With that, the three of us went to catch up to the others. But not before I looked worriedly at the retirement home one last time.
Nico knew that me and Eli were right and that we would never lie about it. But it was gonna be 12 days before we find out.
Brittney: (To the viewers) This was an amazing adventure. Hope you all like the next one as much as all of us do.
Me: I know I will.
We went back home and had dinner and went to sleep.
THE END
Another awesome chapter done.
This was the 3rd Ducktales Chapter done. Magica was one of the worst villains ever in the series of Ducktales and Ducktales 2017. It was funny too. The opening scene for the chapter is based on the fight with Gollum and that was brutal and Pelea is a girl I made up after finding her on MonsterGirlWiki. The second scene is a land version of the SpongeBob Squarepants Episode, Squirrel Jokes. That funny episode was so funny. It aired on September 14th, 2001 and it was funny. NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Etstheclarencefan and ninjakingofhearts all gave me the ideas for this. Thanks guys. The next girl is gonna be Ariel the Sylph and we're gonna meet her in the world of Maximum Ride and not just rescue her but also blow up the very lab that Max and friends came from and even destroy the monsters they made. Also the next chapter is gonna be for the show Final Space from 2018 and we're gonna go after the Zombie Gary's and destroy every single one of them and make sure that Lord Commander pays for his crimes. We're also gonna be bringing back John Goodspeed and Ash Graven's brother Fox. Sheryl Goodspeed will appear too
See you all tomorrow
