MONSTERS INC. 2001


Over in a small town over in Nevada, me and Lena were flying over the town and it was a beautiful place.

Lena: J.D., be honest. Do you and Nico think you're doing a good job leading so far?

Lena concentrated and groaned as she felt something protruding against the back of her shirt.

Me: I think we are Lena. Also Nico really did good as enforcer yesterday.

Lena turned into her Shark Gene-Slammer form! BLITZY!

Me: YEAH!

We then heard a shrill sound and looking over on a hill we saw a MASSIVE 100 FOOT TALL TARANTULA!

Me: JUMPING GERONIMO! THAT IS A BIG TARANTULA!

Blitzy: No kidding! WHOA!

Me: If Leni were still afraid of spiders and she saw a spider that huge, she would have a heart attack. Wait a second. This is the town of the 1955 movie Tarantula!

Blitzy: That was a strange movie.

Me: Yeah it sure was.

Blitzy: How did that spider grow so huge?

Me: Atomic Growth Formula gone wrong. Luckily I know just what to do.

I pulled out a shrink ray.

Me: This shrink ray will be perfect for getting that spider back to its normal size.

Then we saw a girl and with her was a Pheromosa!

Me: Whoa that girl is a Jack O Lantern, the Spirit of Halloween from Irish Folklore.

Blitzy: Whoa!

Me: And that is a Pheromosa. She must be a Pheromosa Gene-Slammer.

Blitzy: Lets go help them.

We flew and went in front of them.

Me: We got this.

I fired a shrink ray blast and it hit the Tarantula and then shrunk it back to its normal size and I pulled out an aquarium tank full of jungle stuff and put the tarantula in it.

Me: There you go little fella.

Ran: Smart thinking not squishing it.

Me: Figured it would be a perfect little friend for my friend Lincoln's classes pet spider.

Ran: Clever. Wow you're J.D. Knudson, leader of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Me: Yep.

Ran: My name is Ran and I'm a Jack-O-Lantern.

Me: Pleasure to meet you Ran.

Pheromosa: Same to you J.D. I'm Leana McDougall and yes I'm a Pheromosa Gene-Slammer. I was made this way on purpose to stop Team Rocket.

Me: Pleasure to meet you too. Team Rocket is all dead. Except for Jessie, James and Meowth. They got canned before we killed all of Team Rocket.

Pheromosa: Whoa!

Me: How would you like to have the power to change into your Pheromosa form at will and use its powers?

Pheromosa: I would like that.

Me: Okay. (Puts on blind man glasses) It will hurt though.

Pheromosa: I know. I'm ready.

Me: Here we go. (Snaps fingers.

Leana reverted back and so did Lena. Leana was naked.

Lena was human again. But topless.

Lena: (covers her boobs) I wonder what would've happened if Paradigm had gene slammed me along with the Bolton Siblings at the start.

Ran: No idea. But that's awful all that happened.

I gave Lena and Leana new clothes.

Lena: Thanks J.D.

Leana: Yeah thank you.

Me: You're welcome.

They put the clothes on.

Ran: That was clever using that shrink ray like that.

Me: Yep and Lincoln's class will have another pet Tarantula for them

Leana: That's thoughtful.

Me: Lets head back to the World Tree Estate.

We did so.


Back at the World Tree Estate, everyone was having breakfast and we came in.

Nico: Hey guys. Wow she's a Jack-O-Lantern.

Me: Yep.

Ran: It's awesome being here.

Miia: Ran!

Ran: Miia!

They hugged.

Miia: It's awesome having you with us.

Ran: Same here.

Me: And just in time for us to get ready for school.

We then got ready for school.


We were flying to school.

Me: You guys go on, I'll meet you there. I'm gonna head to the Elementary School and drop off Little Francis's friend here.

Nico: Okay.

I flew to the Elementary School and I went into Mrs. Johnson's classroom.

Mrs. Johnson: Oh hello J.D.

Me: Hello Mrs. Johnson. Sorry to come in like this but I have a little friend for Francis here.

Mrs. Johnson: Oh wow.

I put the cage by Francis' cage.

Me: His name is Terry.

Mrs. Johnson: He's perfect.

Me: Yep. Anyway I'm off to the high school.

Mrs. Johnson: See you later.

Me: Yep.

I flew off to the High School.

Later at the High School we were getting ready and we also got our report cards.

Jonny: "Right on!" [racing around the hall] "B's and C's for me! B's and C's for me!" [He wedges his head in his locker, where Plank currently is.] "All that extra tutoring you gave me really paid off, buddy!"

Me: Good for you Jonny.

Nico: At least you're trying hard. What did you get J.D.?

Me: Check it out.

I showed him my report card and it was all Straight A's.

Nico: WHOA! You are a smart guy J.D.

Eli: Here's mine.

Eli got an A in Art and an A+ in history, P.E., Cooking and English.

Nico: Wow! You are doing good Eli.

Nazz: "Hey, Jonny." [She waves her card.] "Check that out." [Jonny looks it over.]

Jonny: "An A in cheerleading? You sure must have brains!"

Me: Way to go Nazz.

Nazz: Thanks J.D.

Kevin: "Choice! I upped my fine arts mark to a C-minus. Dad's gonna be stoked!"

Leni: Way to go Kevin.

Rolf: "Cursed present-day phooey! Rolf will need a new tuchus after Papa sees this."

Kevin: "Dude, a D in typing? Rough."

Rolf: [showing Kevin a typewriter in his locker] "Almighty chin-faced Kevin! Of what use is this infernal button box to the son of a shepherd? Rolf asks you!"

Carmen: You'll get it Captain Rolf. If at first you don't succeed try try again.

Rolf: Thanks Fiery Carmen Girl.

Kevin: "Um..." [He goes to the other kids.] "Yo, Nazz, how'd you do?"

[While the kids chat, Bevvy seethes.]

Bevvy: "How come they get their report cards while some back-stabbing jerk is hand-delivering ours to our parents?"

[A tearful Bev wipes her nose on her sleeve.]

Bev: "Life can be so cruel!" [She slams her face into her locker. Edd comes up to them.]

Bevvy: "I mean, what kind of low-down miserable two-timing double-crossing slimeball would do something like that?"

Edd: [behind them] "Well, look at the bright side, ladies. This could be a great opportunity for the two of you to sit with your parents and find a corrective curriculum to overcome your academic shortcomings." [He makes to leave as Bevvy searches Jonny's bookbag.] "Yes indeedy."

[Edd steps on an apple and slips. His bag flies open, and papers spill out all over the place.]

Linka: Whoa you all right Double D?

Edd: Yeah I'm all right.

Linka helped him up.

Lincoln: (glares at the Bevs) Tell your boss Xehanort that he should send his forces at us later. We're busy with our normal lives right now.

Lynn: Are you nuts, Lincoln?! These girls aren't working for Xehanort!

Lori: (to the Bevs) I'm literally sorry about Lincoln.

Me: Yeah we've been on edge because of a war coming up on August 2nd.

Lola: (sarcastically) These days, he and the rest of our siblings are walking balls of sunshine.

Lincoln: Like you three are ones to talk. If I remember correctly, you beat up Theresa Fowler to a pulp in Norrisville!

Louie PoisonSea: (glares at Lincoln) Hey! I don't care what J.D. says. If you don't calm down, I'll make you!

Bev: Yeah! What did we ever do to earn your anger, you jerk?

Eli: Sorry but it's passed Lincoln's bedtime.

Eli pinched Lincoln with the Vulcan Nerve Pinch and knocked him out.

Bev: "For me? You shouldn't have, Double D."

Linka: Back off bitch! He's mine!

Bev: [She claws at the papers.] "Pick paper up, pick paper up, pick paper..."

Edd: [as Bev repeats himself] "No Bev–please–let me do that."

Bev: "Double D!" [She holds up two sheets of paper.] "Your report cards look the same as mine and Bevvy's!"

Bevvy heard her.

Bevvy: "Lemme see those!"

SMACK!

[Bevvy grabs Bev by her legs and she smashes her onto the floor and takes the papers and looks at them angrily. She then backs Edd into a locker.]

Bevvy: "So you're the backstabbing jerk!"

Edd: [trying to bluff] "Who, me? Why, never! Um, uh, perhaps I should hang on to those for safekeeping?"

Bevvy: "In your dreams sockboy!" [She throws Edd into a locker.]

Bev: "May I might? I bet I'm doing real good, guys! Oh, oh! Listen to this!" [Bev pretends to be a teacher as she reads from her card.] "Bev has difficulty with her ability to concentrate for even the smallest period!" [She wiggles her finger. Soon enough, she becomes entranced.] "Tick tock. Tick tock. Tick tock."

Bevvy: "The teacher's got you pegged, Bev!"

Edd: [in the locker] "Deplorable grades do not a joke make, Bevvy."

Eddy: Man the Bev girls act so much like us that it's really scary.

Luan: You're not kidding Eddy. Bevvy is in every way like you.

Eddy: No kidding.

Me: And Bev is as big an idiot as you Ed.

Ed: Yeah.

I looked at Bevvy and Bev's report cards and it shows that they had all F's on it and it said that they are the worst students ever. The comments wrote by the teachers were long.

Me: Geez you have all F's? Your parents are going to kill you!

Nico: No kidding.

Luan: Is that what happened to you and Ed long ago Eddy?

Eddy: You bet it did Luan. When we lived in Peach Creek, me and Ed hated school. We hated it more than anything.

Ed: Yeah it was terrible.

Eddy: But after moving here and meeting you we got better.

Luan: Oh Eddy.

Bevvy: "Who's got de-horrible grades, smart guy? Not us, not anymore!"

[Bevvy runs over to her locker.]

Bevvy: "Time to get to work, Bev."

[Bevvy lifts a picture in the back of her locker. She pulls a guitar case out from the back of it.]

Bevvy: "A little hand-me-down from my sister." [She opens the case.] "The good ol' report card-changing kit!"

[Inside the case are a litany of tools designed to change report cards from unacceptable to excellent.]

Bevvy: "Here. Get cracking." [She hands Bev some liquid paper.]

Bev: "Already cracked, Bevvy!"

Bevvy: "The usual A's and B's, and throw in a C-minus just in case. I don't want my folks to get suspicious."

[Bev changes Bevvy's grade in Remedial Math to a C.]

Bevvy: "Looky! A C, I see! And as smart you be, Bevvy Peejee!"

[A large shadow falls across the cards. Bev and Bevvy follow it up the wall. It is an adult.]

Bevvy: [whispering] "We're busted, Bev." [Edd sneaks in and takes the cards.]

Bev: [whispering] "Not good, Bevvy."

Bevvy: [turning around] "Uh, Principal! Sir!" [Her eyes bug. The shadow was thrown by a flashlight and a placard.]

Bev: [tearfully] "I surrender!"

Me: That's really clever. Smart thinking Double D.

[Edd, running down the hall, tucks the cards into his pack. Bevvy steps in front of him.]

Bevvy: [angry] "Hey! What's the big idea!"

Edd: [backing up, afraid] "I've been entrusted with a very important task, Bevvy, and neither rain nor sleet nor snow nor you nor Bev shall stop me from completing this duty. I'm sure your parents will be very understanding and–"

Bev: [beseeching] "I'm going to have to live with my aunt! She has a mustache, Double D!"

Bevvy: [demanding] "Gimme those report cards!"

Bev: [unhappy] "Her cat makes me sneeze and she never butters my toast!"

Bevvy: [frustrated] "The cards! Now!"

Bev: [wailing] "She smells like cabbage and she makes me use toothpicks!"

Bevvy: [roaring] "GIMME EM!"

[Edd breaks free and runs down the hall.]

Eddy: Those girls are in every way like what we were back in Peach Creek 100%!

[The bell rings.]

Edd: "Math class! Yes! Sanctuary!" [He runs down the hall to the class.]

Me: Time to get to class.

Bevvy: "Math class! Yes, we got him!"

We went in.

[Edd grabs the doorknob, turns it, and walks in calmly. Bev and Bevvy bonk into each other compose themselves and follow Edd in. Bevvy sets an apple on the teacher's desk. Bevvy sits on Edd's left, and Bev sits on Edd's right. Bevvy smiles at a scared Edd menacingly, while Bev gazes with puppy-dog eyes.]

Me: Those two are gonna be in so much trouble.

Nico: Yep.

Eddy: (to Double D) Don't worry, Sockhead. This time, we'll help you deilver those report cards.

Haiku: (to the Trinty of Violence) Let me just say how proud I am of you three for keeping calm the last few days.

Lola: Thanks Haiku.

Lucy Loud: We've been proud of you too.

Me: We sure are. But it's amazing those Bev girls are in every way like the Ed's.

Mrs. Henderson: That is very resembling isn't it J.D.?

Me: It sure is Mrs. Henderson.

Mrs. Henderson: Can you give the answer to this equation?

Me: Certainly.

I walked up to the chalkboard.

Me: (Imitating Dirty Harry) Go ahead. Make my day.

I answered it with an amazing quantum physics equation that was 100% correct.

Mrs. Henderson: He's correct!

Everyone cheered.

Nico: Nice job J.D.!

Me: Thank you.


[This seating arrangement continues throughout the day, through wood shop...]

In the wood shop, I was building an amazing bunch of birdhouses that looked like awesome buildings from history and Nico was building amazing bedroom furniture.


[...history class...]

We were learning all about what happened during the events of great wars in Sweden.


[...and the final class of the day, cooking.]

I was making an awesome meal. I made Goat Cheese Shiitake Soufflé Brulee Croissant Mousse with Minced Scallions and more.

[Bev and Bevvy scoot closer to the genius Ed to box him in. The clock ticks closer and closer to the final bell, but Edd raises his hand at the last minute.]

Edd: "Pardon me, sir, may I be excused to the restroom? Thank you."

[Edd takes off, escaping his lecherous friends.]

Bevvy: [angry] "Sucker punch!"

Me: (In my head) Smart thinking Double D.


[Edd races down the hall, heading for the door.]

Edd: "Now if I could just get to the outside before the final bell!"

[The bell rings and the kids trample Edd in a rush to get out.]

Jonny: "Race you home, buddy!"

Jay: "Meatloaf Monday, boys"

Terri: "Last one home files dad's bunyons!"

Fred: "No bunyons for me, I'm on a diet."

We helped Double D up.

[The doors slam shut and Bev and Bevvy approach from each side, ready to capture Edd.]

Bevvy: "Weasel-boy's still inside, Bev. Once he comes out, let him have it! Then I'll grab the report cards."

[Edd cowers just inside the door, fearful.]

Rolf: "ED-BOY!" [Edd, startled, leaps to the ceiling.] "Rolf asks a favor from you." [He picks up a typewriter.] "Have mercy, and hold Rolf's rucksack so that Rolf can carry this cursed menace home for further torment!"


[The door creaks open. Bevvy leaps into the air, brandishing her weapon, but stops, seeing who it is.]

Bevvy: "Rolf?" [Bev scoops Rolf up in a butterfly net.]

Bev: "Got him, Bevvy! Good for me!"

Bevvy: "You ugly dummy! Does Rolf look like Double D?"

[Bev looks at Rolf and ponders a minute]

Bev: "Maybe with a hat?"

[A frustrated Bevvy jams her traffic cone over Bev's head and peers inside the school. She turns around and calls Rolf.]

Bevvy: "Hey, Rolf! You seen Double D?"

Rolf: [nervous] "Double D Ed-boy? Um, I am an innocent son of a shepherd. Heh I know nothing. Goodbye."

[The seams on his rucksack begin to tear. They break loose, and its contents spill out on the football field. The last to come out is the typewriter. Edd falls out of it like a sheet of paper.]

Bevvy: "It's the rat! Get him, Bev!"

Rolf: "Run, Ed-boy! Run like the wind!"

Me: Come on guys!


[Kevin is in the parking lot, polishing his bike. He finishes and turns to Nazz.]

Kevin: "Sweet. Cruise, or lose?"

Nazz: "Hey, cruise or lose! That rhymes!" [Edd comes by and steals the bike.]

Edd: "Please forgive me, but this is an emergency!"

I gave Kevin a spare bike.

Me: Here Kevin. You can use my spare bike. I never rode it.

Kevin: Thanks J.D.

[Bev runs him over with a hand truck that Bevvy is riding on.]

CRASH!

Bev: "Beep beep!"

[Edd bikes through the construction site and into the lane. Suddenly, a garland lands around his neck.]

Jimmy's female counterpart Janey was throwing them. She looked like Jimmy but with longer hair and had a headbrace on.

Janey: "Throw me something, mister! Okay, here you go!" [He throws garlands at a peanut gallery of toys.] "Welcome to Sammy and Janey's After-School Carnival! Tea and cake for everybody!"

Edd: [caught in the slow-moving parade] "Pardon me! Excuse me! Slow-moving vehicle to the right, please!"

Janey: "Rabblerousers, Sammy!"

Sammy is Bev's evil baby sister.

Sammy: "What?" [She turns and heads for Edd.]

Bevvy: "Gimme those report cards!"

[Bevvy and Bev pass Edd, who has turned around. Bevvy points to Bev to turn around.]

Bevvy: "Thattaway, Bev!"

Bev: "Which-a-way, Bevvy?"

Bevvy: [seeing Bev's sister] "Sammy, Ed!"

Sammy: I'M GOING TO KILL YOU BEV!

Bev: "Sammy not good for Bev, Bevvy!"

[Bevvy turns the truck around, and Bev destroys several fenceboards in the process.]

Bevvy: "Go, Slumpy, go!"

[Edd is riding back past the school.]

[Bev and Bevvy run over Kevin again. Bevvy catches Edd. In a stroke of luck, or unfortunate coincidence, Kevin's bicycle lands on Sammy, causing a wreck.]

Bev: "Beep beep!"

Bevvy: [as they enter the woods] "End of the road, mister do-gooder! Hand over those report cards!"

[Edd rifles through his bag and pulls out an umbrella. He hooks it around a branch, and this forces the two Bev's to let go of him. Edd flies away, but he sprouts his wings and uses them to hover and float down far away.]

The tree smashes the two Bev's into the ground.

They got up and saw it.

Bevvy: [awed] "He's an angel too? How'd he do that?"

Bev: [tearful] "He's too smart for us, Bevvy!" [She blows her nose on Bevvy.] "We will never catch him!"

Bevvy: "Don't count your biscuits before they hatch, Slumpy! Sockboy may be smart, but he's weak! And he'll never deliver those report cards alive!" [She laughs evilly.]

Bev: [hugging Bevvy] "I'M ALIVE, BEVVY, I'M ALIVE!"

[Edd flies down to a nearby construction site and takes off. He comes to the edge of a giant hole and stops and sees Bevvy and Bev at the bottom of the hole with Bev still digging.]

Bevvy: [at the bottom of the hole with Bev] "Dudley Do-The-Right-Thing doesn't have a chance, Bev. It's brawn over brains, I tell ya." [She spots Edd.] "Ah ha! You're trapped! There's no escaping now, smart guy! Hand over those report cards!"

Me: Nice try you buttfaced bitches but he's too smart to fall for something as stupid and simple as this.

[Edd, perplexed by the stupidity of this plan, simply detours around the edge of the hole, escaping easily.]

Bevvy: "He's getting away!" [She looks at Bev, still digging and repeatedly saying "dig a hole", and angrily kicks her.] "You shoulda dug deeper!"

[Bev lands on Bevvy.]

CRASH!

Later the Bev's caught up to him and grabbed the bag.

Soundwave: Girls, return those report cards at once.

Lynn: Don't make us get the ACTUAL principal involved in this.

Lori: If you three keep doing this, you'll literally be in worse trouble with your parents.

Lola: If you want your grades to improve, we can tutor you.

Bevvy: Never! These are our report cards!

Edd swiped them when they weren't looking.

Me: Double D come on!

We ran fast and I threw a smoke bomb and cut them off and Yakumo put a genjutsu up and it showed the Tankmont Brothers in their way.

Bevvy: "Get back here! You wiry little–"

[Jay sticks his leg out and trips Bev and Bevvy.]

Bevvy: [dusting herself off] "Hey! What's with you?"

Jay: "Looks like dessert showed up just in time, boys."

Terry: "Shortcake, my fave!"

Fred: "And a tall milkshake."

[Bev and Bevvy protest as we escape with Edd.]

Edd was wheezing from exhaustion.

Linka: Hop on Double D!

He hopped onto Linka's back.

Edd: "Tired, so tired... I can't go on. So close..."

Linka: We're almost there Double D.

Edd: Oh why thank you Linka.

He saw that she was right.

Edd: Oh bless you guys. Bless you.

[Edd makes his way to a pink house.]

Edd: "I commend your efforts, ladies!" [He holds up his bag.] "But as always, the sanctum of education champions the day!"

Me: Woohoo!

[Edd is about to ring the doorbell when the door flies open and Bevvy throws Bev out. Edd is trapped on Bev's belly.]

Bevvy: [gloating] "Who's the smart guy now, huh?"

[Bevvy grabs the bag and hunts through it. Edd smiles a knowing smile.]

Bevvy: "What the–where'd the report cards go?"

[A bugle plays poorly in the center of the cul-de-sac. The Urban Rangers have gathered there.]

Jimmy: "Congratulations, Ranger Carmen, on your task well completed. It is an honor to present to you the Report Card Delivery badge!"

Carmen: [satisfied] "Thank you Jimmy and I'm honored." [Ed claps.]

Rolf: Congratulations Fiery Carmen Girl.

Carmen: Thank you Captain Rolf.

Bevvy: [stunned] "Our report cards?"

Nico: That was clever. Edd gave the Report Cards to the Urban Rangers when they weren't looking.

Edd: "Honestly, I just feel sick about all this. But when the principal asked me to take on this responsibility, I had no other recourse than to accept! And risk you being upset for your own good."

[Bevvy advances angrily on Edd. Suddenly, a giant arm reaches out and clamps down on Bevvy's wrists.]

Me: Hello Mrs. McGraw.

Monica McGraw: Oh Hello J.D. Good job helping Edd bring the Report Cards here.

Me: Thank you.

Bevvy: [scared] "Mom? Wait! Um, the grades are in Greek this year! I did good! I swear!"

Monica McGraw: We'll see about that. Maybe 5 months of hard labor around the house will show you some reeducation.

[Bevvy's mother drags him away.]

Mrs. Lilly: So she ran away from school huh? Hmhmhm. Maybe spending 5 months with her aunt will shape her up.

[Another giant arm, this one dainty and female, reaches out. The fingers clamp on Bev's ear and drag her away.]

Bev: "Uh oh." [bawling] "No auntie for Bev! Mommy! No auntie for Bev!"

Edd: "Oh dear oh dear oh dear. I guess some lessons just have to be learned the hard way."

Me: Yeah they sure do.

Double D: Everyone, I would like to thank you for helping me today.

Me: Anytime Double D.

Blaster: No problem, Double D. What are friends for?

Lynn: You know, we didn't see your counterpart in the Bevs.

Me: Yeah that's a shame.

Edd: That's because Bevv is out sick.

Me: That stinks. But we'll meet her someday.

Carmen: Sorry you went through so much trouble Double D.

Edd: It's all right Carmen but thank you for helping me out and congratulations on earning your new badge.

Carmen: Thanks Double D.

Me: Bevvy is gonna be infuriated with you for the next few weeks.

Nico: She'll have to get over it.

Me: Also Bev's sister is like you Sarah.

Sarah: You aren't kidding J.D. She's a worser tattletale than me. What a jerk!

Nico: You aren't kidding.

Me: Lets head back to the estate and get ready for dinner.

We walked back.

Me: But those Tankmont brothers are like the Kanker Sisters.

Marie K.L.: They are very much like me and my so-called sisters completely.

Me: Yeah and I have a strong feeling that they will do exactly like what you and your wretched sisters did to here and Atlanta.

Nico: Oh boy. And when that time comes, we'll be ready for them.

Laney: Yeah we sure will.


Later we were getting ready for our next mission and Lana came down and she was crying.

Killer Frost: Lana, do I even want to know what your nightmare was about?

Lana: (Crying)

Natilee: Believe it or not, Lana had the same kind of dream Lucy did.

Natilee showed us Lana's nightmare on her sketchpad.

Me: That's not a nightmare. That's more like a cutie paradise.

Natilee: Not to Lana. But thanks to her love of animals she overcame her fears in that one.

Lana: (Sniffles) Yeah.

Nico: Cool.

Kickback: By the way, Nico. It's your turn to lead today.

Nico: Right. And I think it's time for me to make my position on the team clear. (to Lincoln, Laney, Lisa, Lily, Luna, and Luan) You guys and me got a problem with that?

Luna: Yeah. You won't leave us alone.

Nico: Look, the 6 of you are either on the team or you're not. Because this whole moping thing isn't gonna fly with me.

Lisa: I don't think you can really blame us considering what will happen on August 2.

Nico: I know damn well what's gonna happen on that day. You guys wanna sit and throw tantrums about it? Fine. But if you're gonna be here, be here.

Laney: J.D. wouldn't talk to us like this.

Nico: No. And he also wouldn't kick you off the team. But don't think for a second that I won't.

Lily: I don't see you yelling at Lola, Lana, Lucy, Lynn, Leni, or Lori.

Nico: That's because unlike the 6 of you, they've actually kept calm about Xehanort.

Luan: Good for them.

Nico: But if you wanna sit here and cry about Xehanort, do it yourselves. Because the 6 of you are either with the team. Or you're gone.

Me: That's right! Do you have a problem with that you maggots!?

Loud Kids: NO SIR!

Nico: Good.

Me: You sound like a drill sergeant now buddy.

Nico: Yep. Decided to do a military leadership when I'm in charge.

Selene, Koragg, Anti-Wanda, Saïx, Black Adam, Jack O Lantern, Kyd Wykkyd, Dayu, Pete and Amora then appeared.

Selene: I don't know if Lincoln, Laney, Lisa, Lily, Luna, and Luan are still anti-social. But can me, Koragg, Anti-Wanda, Saïx, Black Adam, Jack O Lantern, Kyd Wykkyd, Dayu, Pete and Amora come with you all anyway?

Nico: Yes you can. And it's my turn to lead today.

Eli: Yep and Nico is not gonna tolerate any whining from the Loud Kids.

Nico: No I'm not.

Lily: Nico is gonna do a good job.

Nico: Thanks for the compliment Lily. But while I'm leading you will call me Commander Nico. Is that clear?

Lily: (Salutes) Crystal sir!

Nico: Love that military spirit. All right now here is our mission pansies. We are going to the world of Monsters Inc. and we're going into the first movie and we're going to help Sulley and Mike. Without a doubt we'll run into a member of Organization XIII on the way there. So be ready for that.

Me: Yes sir!

Nico: I love that spirit Colonel. You are my Colonel J.D. and Eli you are my Lieutenant.

Eli: Yes sir!

Nico: Vince you are my Corporal.

Vince: Yes sir.

Nico: Lets head out.

We went to the Simulator.


In the Simulator we got ready and it activated and we were in the world of Monstropolis and we were right in front of the Monsters Inc. building.

Nico: Here we are guys. Welcome to Monstropolis.

Me: Wow so this is Monstropolis. I've always wondered what it was like to be here as a whole besides in Monsters University.

Laney: Me too. This is amazing.

We saw the Monster's Inc. Building.

Nico: Monsters Incorporated.

Veon: (reads the sign) "We scare because we care". Well, the monsters here can still scare bad guys.

Nico: That's what they were like before they went to laughter. But scaring bad guys is not a bad idea. Also they didn't realize just how powerful laughter can be.

Me: Laughter is 10 times more powerful than scream and the reason they went through so much energy was because scream burns out too fast and the canisters that hold the scream were too small. Which is why they burned out too quick.

Nico: That is a good observation there Colonel Knudson.

Me: Colonel Knudson. I like that.

We went in and there were lots of monsters all over.

Anti-Wanda: Howdy there, Sulley!

Sulley: Hey guys! Great to see you all again.

Mike: Yeah you're all looking great.

Nico: Busy as ever saving the universe. We have a lot to tell you.

Sulley: Well we go onto the Scare Floor in a few minutes but you can tell us all about it.

Nico: Sure. And also I'm leading the team today. New system and during my leading days call me Commander Nico.

Sulley: Yes sir.

Nico: It's great to see you guys again and I'm leading a military theme for whenever I lead.

Mike: That's cool.

Nico: It sure is.

We went into the Locker Room and it was cool. We told Sulley and Mike everything that happened to us and more since the last time we saw them.

Mike: So, let me get this straight. This whole leading system started because J.D.'s scared of becoming like that Sentinel Prime j***?

Marah: I know it's hard to believe. But it's only natural for any person to be scared.

Nico: Yeah but this new leading system is working well for us.

Me: I agree with you on that commander.

Nico: Thanks Colonel.

Sulley: I see. That's a great idea for you both and I see you are like a military leader.

Nico: Yes it is. Figured it would be perfect for keeping everyone in line.

Vegeta: The Saiyan Army would be proud of you Bokrua.

Nico: Thank you Vegeta. Lieutenant Eli.

Eli: Yes sir?

Nico: I sense we're being watched.

Eli: And I sense it too sir.

Eli fired a blast of Force Lightning and it hit a locker and RANDALL was decamouflaged.


Randall "Randy" Boggs is the central antagonist of Pixar's fourth full-length animated feature film Monsters Inc. and a major antagonist in its prequel film Monsters University.

He is the arch-rival of Sulley. He also has Henry J. Waternoose as his boss and Fungus as his minion. He is also Mike's former friend turned arch-enemy.

He was voiced by Steve Buscemi, who also played Mr. Pink in Reservoir Dogs, Carl Showalter in Fargo, Garland Greene in Con Air, Nucky Thompson in Boardwalk Empire, Mr. Wesley in Home on the Range, Dwight Diddlehopper in The Simpsons and Francis E. Francis in The Boss Baby.

Additionally, he was voiced by Mads Mikkelsen in the Danish dubbed version of the film, who also played Le Chiffre in Casino Royale, Hannibal in NBC's Hannibal, Captain Rochefort in The Three Musketeers, Chick Hicks in the Danish version of Cars, Kaecilius in Doctor Strange, Gellert Grindelwald in Fantastic Beasts, and David Prentiss in Chaos Walking.

In the prequel film, a teenage Randall starts off as a shy, sweet, and lonely nerd who was Mike's only friend and roommate before he met Sulley.

They first meet when Mike is told that his roommate is also aiming to be a top scarer. Randall greets Mike quite happily while shaking his hand. A little accident then happens, making Randall quickly turn invisible, surprising Mike. Randall tells him he is afraid of doing that in class, but Mike reassures him and tells him to lose his glasses when he turns invisible since they give it away that he is there, which gives him his trademark squinting.

That night, Randall bakes some cupcakes which spell out, "BE MY PAL" in an attempt to make some more friends and goes outside to do so. Mike then meets Sulley, who is running from students of a rival school with their stolen pig mascot Archie. Then an intense chase occurs when Archie begins running away. Sulley and Mike frantically chase after it and Mike smashes into Randall (who is showing his cupcakes to some other kids), knocking his cupcakes into the sky. Four of them land on Randall's face, spelling out, "LAME".

Later, Randall is helping Mike try out some new scaring tactics. Then in class, Mike and Randall both sit together studying, when Sulley walks by and knocks over Mike's piled books in an uncaring way. This infuriates Mike, who asks for an apology, but Randall, afraid of getting into a fight, tells Mike to just move somewhere else. After a little incident with Sulley and Mike, Dean Hardscrabble arrives and breaks it up and Randall slowly walks back and turns invisible, not wanting to be involved in anything.

He later abandons Mike by joining Roar Omega Roar with his new best friends Johnny J. Worthington and Chet Alexander at the Scare Games, as opposed to joining Oozma Kappa. To make matters worse, he eventually participates in humiliating Oozma Kappa in front of the entire university, causing the friendship previously established between him and Mike to break.

During the Scare Games, Sulley and Randall race each other into a little girl's room and as Randall turns invisible and is about to scare the girl dummy, Sulley ruins it by roaring loudly at the dummy, thus messing up Randall's camouflage pattern and causing him to fall onto a carpet with hearts on it, which makes him match its color. Despite getting back up and roaring at the dummy, Sulley ends up winning. Now covered in hearts, Randall returns to his team, only to bump into Johnny, who is appalled by Randall's appearance and Chet sarcastically yells, "Way to go, BOGGS!", and Randall is kicked out of Roar Omega Roar. He glances at Oozma Kappa, changes back to his normal color, and bitterly exclaims that it will be the last time he will lose to Sullivan.

Ever since this incident, Randall developed his grudge against Sulley and Mike and slowly becomes their new enemy.

Kidnapping Boo

Randall first appears using his invisibility to scare Mike in the locker room. When Mike screams and jumps back in fear, Randall laughs at him and says it works on little kids and little monsters. However, Mike apparently lies by saying that he wasn't scared and he just has allergies (followed by a fake cough), to which Randall disbelievingly nods his head and replies, "Uh-huh. Sure." When Sulley tells him to save his tactics for the scarefloor later on, Randall immediately shows off and brags that he's been working hard and gloats that he will beat Sulley at work and become Top Scarer. However, when Mike tells Randall that he and Sulley will win over him instead, Randall shushes Mike and sarcastically asks if he could hear the "winds of change" and leaves. Offended and angry with Randall, Mike mimics him, calls Randall a creep, and tells Sulley he is going to let him teach Randall a lesson one of these days.

Later, Randall and Fungus try to outmatch Sulley and Mike when they scare children in their bedroom. Randall succeeds, but Sulley gets his title back immediately by scaring a slumber party. When Sulley goes back to the scare floor after hours to grab some paperwork, Randall has activated a door and briefly leaves it to grab a small prison to contain the child he intended to kidnap. However, Sulley stumbles upon the door and the little girl in it and runs off with the latter when Randall deactivates the door. When the CDA find out that a human girl has escaped, Randall tries to find her but is unsuccessful since she is with Sulley and Mike. The two decide to the disguise the girl as a monster and return her home and they name her Boo.

Afterwards, as Sulley and Mike start to search for Boo (who had quietly run off), they accidentally bump into Randall, who reveals himself and asks what they're doing, to which a worker slides by and tells him they are rehearsing a play; this prompts Mike to sing loudly, "She's out of our haaaaaaair!" and an irritated Randall orders him to stop. As he talks to Sulley about Boo escaping and how it spread on the news, she quickly escapes into an aisle. Mike manages to stall Randall by telling him Waxford is involved in the whole thing. As Randall goes to confront Waxford and Sulley runs into the aisles to look for Boo himself, Mike is then confronted by Celia who, after being seriously injured by the CDA, is mad at Mike for the restaurant event the other night and feels betrayed as she tells Mike that she thought he cared about her. As the two argue, Randall and Waxford overhear and turn to look and Mike, trying to cheer Celia up, suddenly grabs her and kisses her, prompting her to angrily slap him. Randall then looks at the newspaper and discovers Mike on the front page. Coming to realize that Sulley and Mike might know something about Boo, he chases Mike in his direction.

Mike runs into one of the aisles and manages to hide from Celia behind the corner of a wall. However, the Mr. Waternoose portrait on the wall behind Mike suddenly morphs into Randall, who quickly pins a startled Mike against the wall and interrogates him about the missing kid. Mike tells Randall that he won't let him pin it on him and if he hadn't cheated last night, the kid never would've gotten out. Offended that Mike told him he was cheating, Randall soon calms down and figures out a way to make things better. After asking Mike what happens when the bell rings in 5 minutes, Mike guesses he gets a time-out, only for Randall to angrily tell him that everyone goes to lunch. After calming himself down, Randall asks him what the scare floor will be after that, Mike — after a short pause — guesses it will be painted and this makes Randall lose his temper and angrily tell Mike that the scare floor will be empty as he shakes him and calls him an idiot. After seeing a clock, the frustrated Randall decides to make a deal with Mike: He'll have Boo's door at his station while everyone else is at lunch, so Mike should return her then or risk getting caught. As it turns out, the deal was really a trap to capture Boo, but Mike is captured instead by Randall when he enters Boo's room and starts to jump on her bed to prove to Sulley that everything is fine when he refuses to put Boo in her room after hearing Randall put the door there.

In his lair, he and Fungus push their cart in and Randall tells him to help him out with the box with what he thinks is Boo inside. As they lift it up, Randall says the kid needs to "take off a few pounds" and empties it out on his small seat, but Mike ends up falling out, much to Randall's surprise and anger. He demands Mike to tell him where Boo is and calls him a "little one-eyed cretin", but Mike first corrects him and that it is pronounced "creet-in," then tells him to threaten him properly, and finally says he is nuts to think that kidnapping him will help Randall win and become Top Scarer. In response, Randall laughs sinisterly and asks Mike if he still thinks it is about the scare record (which apparently, is irrelevant to Randall), to which Mike admits he did until Randall chuckled sinisterly. Before he can get out of the seat, Randall holds him back and ties his wrists up and begins to use him as his lab rat. He begins to explain his plot to Mike, telling him that he is about to revolutionize the scaring industry and that even Sulley will soon be working for him. He once again demands Mike to tell him where Boo is, but when Mike refuses, Randall tries his new machine called the Scream Extractor on Mike to insure that he doesn't tell anyone about his plan. However, before it can get to his mouth, Randall is thwarted by Sulley when he unplugs the Scream Extractor. Annoyed, Randall asks Fungus what he did wrong, but Fungus says that he does not know. An exasperated Randall loses his temper and yells at Fungus to go check the machine and he does so. Sighing with annoyance, Randall looks down and notices the wires are unplugged. So he goes into the backroom to find the main wire to plug the machine back in. Meanwhile, Sulley comes and grabs Fungus, rescues Mike, and traps Fungus in the Scream Extractor. When Randall comes back after plugging the machine back in, he is shocked to see Fungus in the seat instead of Mike. He commandingly asks the shrieking Fungus where Mike is. However, since Fungus cannot talk with the machine in his mouth extracting his screams, a frustrated Randall presses a button to stop the Scream Extractor. Then Randall once again asks Fungus where Mike is. Dazed and blacking out, a wheezing Fungus points to the left and Randall growls frustratingly as he follows in Sulley and Mike's direction. As soon as Randall leaves, Fungus finally faints and falls out of the seat.

When Sulley and Mike go to find Mr. Waternoose for help and tell him everything and that Randall is going to kill them, he is about to help them and return Boo to her door; however, when Waternoose deliberately brings in the wrong door, Sulley and Mike are devastated to learn that he is actually Randall's partner in crime in the plan and that the Scream Extractor's purpose is to extract screams from abducted children. Waternoose pushes Sulley and Mike into the door and banishes them to the Himalayas, thus turning on them. After Waternoose shuts the door before Sulley can run back in, Randall continues with his plan, now that he and Fungus finally have found Boo.

Later on, as Randall puts Boo in his seat to extract her screams, Mr. Waternoose shows up and starts to argue with Randall, mad at him for forcing him to get rid of his top scarer so Randall could follow through with his plan. Ignoring him, Randall tells Waternoose that scarers won't be needed at all since he has a machine and then adds that Sulley got what he deserved anyway. Hurt and shocked by this insensitive response, an upset Waternoose tells Randall that Sulley was the twice the scarer he will ever be, making Randall give Waternoose a look and growl lowly in anger. Afterward, Waternoose is forced to accept the plan and stands back as he watches the Scream Extractor slide towards Boo's mouth to extract her screams. But before it can, Sulley suddenly comes to Boo's rescue, destroys the machine, and throws it at Randall and Waternoose. While Randall manages to avoid the machine by clinging to the wall, Mr. Waternoose is pinned by it. After freeing her, Sulley makes an attempt to escape with Boo and an enraged Waternoose orders Randall around, telling him to get Sulley. An already-prepared Randall does so and growls angrily at Sulley, turns invisible, and stops him from escaping. Then Randall proceeds to try and finish Sulley off, on Waternoose's command.

Soon, Mike arrives and tries to say he was sorry to Sulley for their earlier fight in the Himalayas, but he gets frustrated when he thinks Sulley ignored him as he is being attacked by Randall, who has turned invisible. Sulley exclaims he is being attacked, but Mike, not understanding, tells Sulley that he's not attacking him and to hear him out since he is being honest. Whilst Sulley is struggling with the invisible Randall, Mike tells his friend that they are a team and their friendship is more important than anything. A frightened Boo approaches Mike, who tells her that Sulley is too sensitive. Boo starts to cry and get worried as she watches Randall prepare to kill Sulley. Mike tells Sulley that if he starts crying, he will cry and will never get through the situation, and apologizes he wasn't there for him, but assures him that he is now. Getting fed up, Mike tells a dying and weak Sulley since he is baring his soul to him, he could at least pay attention and throws a snowball at Sulley. However, he misses and it hits Randall in the face, making him visible enough for Sulley to knock him out by punching him in the face, finally getting out of his grip. Mike notices Randall and suddenly realizes he was trying to kill Sulley this whole time. As Sulley escapes with Boo and Mike, Mr. Waternoose tells Randall — who finally woke up, but is still a bit dazed — to get up and that they can't let anyone witness the plan, to which Randall sinisterly replies that there won't be (implying that if the plan worked, Randall would then try to kill Mr. Waternoose as well). Then when Celia again tries to confront Mike, he tells her Randall and Waternoose's plan, leading her to create a distraction by announcing that Randall broke the scare record, causing Randall to be surrounded by a mob.

Defeat

When Sulley and Mike get to the scare floor and Sulley activates a door to get to Boo's door, Randall chases them into the factory door system and hops onto one of the doors to head after them. Sooner or later, he is able to recapture Boo, then escapes into a door hundreds of feet in the air. Sulley chases Randall whilst grabbing onto doors and when he hits some, Randall is alerted and notices Sulley coming after him, so he runs into a door with Boo and closes it shut. Sulley hurls himself in to save Boo and becomes happy to see her when she greets him, only to be hit by Randall's feet and nearly falling out the door, but he manages to hold onto the edge. As he dangles for dear life, Randall starts teasing the terrified Sulley, calls him a stupid, pathetic waste and bangs his foot on the door, almost making Sulley fall. Scared, Boo starts to cry and look away in fear as Randall tells Sulley he has been #1 for too long and now, his time is up as he smashes Sulley's fingers with his feet and starts to push him off to kill him, sinisterly telling him he'll take good care of Boo, meaning that he'll abuse her for his own cruel plan. However, Boo manages to gather up her courage and overcome her fear of Randall as she suddenly jumps on him and starts pulling on his antennas to save Sulley, making him scream repeatedly in pain and turn different colors. Sulley has a chance to climb back up and Boo grabs a nearby baseball bat and begins to beat Randall with it, making him turn different colors again. Sulley then takes it from there and he grabs Randall by the neck and holds him in a snake wrestling move while Boo roars at him, thus proving that she's not scared of him anymore. Sulley then tells Randall he's now out of a job, making Randall gulp in fear.

Later, Sulley throws Randall into a door leading into the human world, sending him to a trailer home in the south, where a hillbilly mother beats him with a shovel while being cheered on by her son who warned her about the "gator" getting in. Sulley and Mike then destroy the door to make sure Randall never comes back. Before leaving, Boo (proud that she beat Randall) blows a raspberry at the remnants of the door.


Nico: Look what we have here.

Randy: I can't believe you are me.

Randall: Wait!? YOU'RE ME!?

Randy: I would have been you yes.

Nico: Caught you trying to sneak up on Mike didn't we?

Black Adam: (to Randall) Since we're feeling generous today, we're going to play a little game.

Randall: What's that?

Black Adam: I don't have a name for it yet. But you have until the count of 10 to leave us before we turn you into a wallet!

Nico: Better listen to him.

(GUNS CLICK)

We had our guns ready to fire and we had lasers all over him.

Nico smirked.

Randall ran fast.

Nico: Good.

Mike: That was awesome!

Nico: Thanks Mike. Anyway lets get to work.

(Mike walks onto the Scare Floor, already bustling with activity)

Celia: (o.s., over paging system) All scare floors are now active. Assistants, please report to your stations.

Nico: All right soldiers listen up. Colonel J.D. as much as I don't like it, you go to Randall's station.

Me: Yes sir.

Nico: Lieutenant Eli, you go to Ricky's station.

Eli: Yes sir.

Nico: Sergeant Lincoln, you go to Bob's station.

Lincoln: Yes sir.

Nico assigned us to the stations and Nico was in Sulley's station. Sora was in George Sanderson's station, etc, etc.

(Mike fits an empty can onto his door station. Mike swipes a card-key from a child's folder, and slides it through a slot on the station. A child's closet door rides out into the Scare Floor on an overhead track. Several assistants follow suit. Doors ride out of the vault and land in stations. A Jumbo-tron screen displaying the MI logo switches over to a map. The eastern portion of the United States is illuminated as Jerry Slugsworth steps up.)

Jerry: Okay, people, Eastern Seaboard coming online. We got scarers coming out!

Nico: Company, ATTEN-TION!

We stood in attention like in the military. The assistants run to their stations and stand at attention. The scarers stride onto the Scare Floor in slow motion. These are the best of the best; the top Scarers, ready for action. Smitty and Needleman, two geeky teenage janitors stand in awe on the sidelines.

Needleman: Oh, they're so awesome!

(The Scarers stop opposite of their doors. Their assistants approach them and make last minute preparations. Sulley cracks his knuckles and shakes to keep it loose. Pete "Claws" Ward flips out his retractable claws like switchables. Bob "Dentures" Peterson is handed a set of false teeth. He slides the chompers into place and snarls. Randall practices camouflaging by blending into various background patterns: wood, brick, wallpaper. His nerdy assistant Fungus alternates the patterns. Augustus "Spike" Jones puts a tentacle in his mouth and blows. Spikes pop out of his skin. Ricky Plesuski opens his mouth to reveal a giant set of spiked teeth. His assistant brushes them. Ted Pauley grabs a handful of eyeballs from his assistant and squishes them into his face. One of the eyeballs falls off Ted's face, and his assistant puts it back on. The Jumbo-tron now shows everyone's scare totals. Sulley is at the top, with Randall in second place.)

Nico: Boy Sulley and Randall both have a good record so far.

Mike: They sure do.

Sulley: (with hand outstretched) Hey, may the best monster win.

Randall: (turning away) I plan to.

Me: I'm watching you bub.

Nico: Good luck Sulley.

Sulley: Thank you sir.

(Jerry begins the countdown.)

Jerry: We are on in seven, six,

(Mike hits a button on his keypad. The red light above his door lights up. Other assistants do the same.)

Jerry: five, four, three, two...

(Jerry silently indicates "one" with his hand. A sign light above the Scare Floor changes from "STANDBY" to "SCARE", replacing the red monster to a green monster. The scaring begins. A horn sounds, and each scarer rushes up to their door. Sulley disappears through the door.)

Mike: You're the boss, you're the boss, you're the big hairy boss.

Nico: Go get em!

(Randall and the other monsters follow suit. Screams are heard from Sulley's inside door. Sulley exits and checks his new scare totals on the jumbo-tron.)

Sulley: Oh, I'm feeling good today, Mikey! (Sulley's tally goes up when we hear four beeps.) Yeah! (Sulley laughs as he shares a fist bump with Mike.)

Nico: Nice job!

Mike: Whoa! Attaboy. Attaboy. Another door comin' right up.

(A scream comes from another door. Randall emerges to watch his tally go up, but only slightly. Randall's assistant Fungus scratches his head.)

Me: He's good but not good enough.

Fungus: Hmm, you're still behind, Randall. You know, maybe I should re-align the scream intake valve...?

Randall: Just get me another door!

Fungus: Aah! A door! Yes! Door! (runs off)

(The monsters work fast and furious. Children's screams are heard everywhere, filling the cans. Lana and Lola are helping in getting the cans filled and put on the carts. Mr. Waternoose walks up besides Jerry.)

Mr. Waternoose: (expecting the worse) Well, Jerry, what's the damage so far?

Jerry: We may actually make our quota today, sir.

Mr. Waternoose: Hmm. First time in a month.

(A scream can gurgles as it registers empty. Rock music pounds as the door opens and Claws scrambles out of the room, sobbing pathetically.)

Claws' assistant: What happened?

Claws: The kid almost touched me! She got this close to me!

Laney: You'll be all right Claws.

Claws' assistant: She wasn't scared of you? (looks through paperwork) She was only six!

Claws: I could've been dead! I could've DIED!

(Claws' assistant slaps him across the face.)

Claws' assistant: Keep it together, man. (whistles for help) Hey, we got a dead door over here!

(Needleman and Smitty come running, wheeling a portable door shredder.)

Needleman: We're coming! Look out!

Smitty: Out of the way! Excuse us.

Needleman: Coming through.

(Needleman tapes a yellow "X" across the door.)

Jerry: (to Mr. Waternoose) We've lost fifty-eight doors this week, sir.

Mr. Waternoose: Oh, kids these days. They just don't get scared like they used to.

(Needleman and Smitty load the defunct door into the shredder.)

Needleman: Let 'er rip!

(The door shreds with a buzz, spewing out sawdust and leaving only two door knobs. A octopus-like monster named Josh Rivera runs toward a door with his tentacles flying.)

Josh Rivera: Bugabugabuga!

(Randall emerges from another door. He's working hard.)

Fungus: (nervous) Uh, sir?

Randall: What?!

Fungus: L-look!

(Fungus points to the tally board. Randall's name replaces Sulley's as number one.)

Celia: (o.s., over P.A. system) Attention. We have a new scare leader, Randall Boggs.

(Charlie, Waxford and Frank gather around Randall, congratulating him.)

Charlie, Waxford and Frank: Nice job! You took the lead! You did it! Look at those numbers!

(Multiple screams draw the attention of the admirers. In seconds, Mike deftly fills can after can with scream. Sulley emerges from the door and cracks his knuckles.)

Sulley: Slumber party. Ha-ha-ha!

Mike: Whoo!

Nico: WAY TO GO SULLEY!

(The tally board updates; Sulley's back in first place.)

Celia: (o.s., over P.A. system) Never mind.

(Charlie, Waxford and Frank push past Randall as they rush to Sulley.)

Randall: (being jolted) Hey, watch it!

Charlie, Waxford and Frank: That was awesome! How did you do that? You're going to the hall of fame for sure!

(Sulley gives his fans a high five as Mr. Waternoose approaches.)

Mr. Waternoose: Well, James, that was an impressive display.

Sulley: Oh, just doing my job, Mr. Waternoose. Of course, I did learn from the best.

Nico: He sure did Mr. Waternoose.

They laughed.

(Mr. Waternoose and Sulley both chuckle. Randall watches angrily. Fungus stands next to him.)

Randall: If I don't see a new door in my station in five seconds, I will personally put you THROUGH THE SHREDDER!

Fungus: Aaaaah! (runs off)

Me: Watch yourself buster!

Charlie: Hey, Wazowski, nice job. Those numbers are pretty sweet.

Mike: (false modesty) Are they? You know, I hadn't even noticed. And, uh, how's Georgie doing?

Charlie: He's doing great! I love working with that big guy.

Lily: George is awesome.

(Charlie's door opens, and a goofy-looking furry monster named George Sanderson emerges.)

George: Keep the doors comin', Charlie. I'm on a roll today.

Lily: Good job dude!

Charlie: (to Mike) George and I are like brothers. (he spots a child's sock on George's back.) (gasps) 23-19! WE HAVE A 23-19!

UH-OH! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!

(Jerry hits a human child emergency button. A siren blares. The Jumbo-tron reads "WARNING: CONTAMINATION ALERT", replacing the yellow circle with a black child inside.)

Computer voice: (over P.A.) Red alert! Red alert! Red alert! Red alert! Red alert!

Me: INCOMING!

(George looks around, confused. On the Jumbo-tron behind him is a security cam view of George's back, showing the sock.)

Computer voice: (over P.A.) George Sanderson, please remain motionless. Prepare for decontamination.

(George realizing he caused the alarms, and he tries frantically to remove the sock.)

George: Get it off! Get it off!

Jerry: Duck and cover, people!

Nico: HIT THE DECK EVERYONE!

(Yellow-suited figures known as the CDA rappel through the windows from the ceiling overhead.)

Mr. Waternoose: Oh, not the CDA.

(Outside of Monsters, Inc., helicopters hover over the factory as large black trucks squeal into the parking lot. On the sides of the trucks is printed: CDA - CHILD DETECTION AGENCY. More CDA agents burst out of the truck and run toward the factory. Roz closes her desk window as CDA agents run by.)

CDA agent #1: Move, move, move! Coming through, please. Stand aside.

CDA agent #2: Please clear the contaminated area.

(The Scare Floor is now filled with CDA agents. One points a child detector at Needleman and Smitty.)

Needleman and Smitty: Aaaaah!

CDA agent #3: This is a 23-19 in progress.

CDA agent #4: Keep the area clear.

CDA agent #5: Coming through. Watch yourself.

(CDA agents run up to George and tackle him to the ground. Using tongs, they gently remove the sock from his back.)

CDA agent: Stand back. Careful.

(They place the sock on the floor. A metal dome is bolted over the sock. A CDA agent presses a button. Mr. Waternoose and the workers cover their eyes. Mike gasps as a blinding flash emerges from under the metal device. Agents unbolt the dome and vacuum up the charred remains of the sock.)

CDA agent #1: All clear. Situation is niner-niner-zero. Ready for decon.

George: (to CDA agents) Hey, thanks, guys, that was a close one.

CDA agent #2: (to other agents) Okay.

(A circular shower curtain flies up around George. A yellow hand reaches in with a huge electric razor. George's fur flies up over the curtain.)

George: Ahhhhh!

(A small shower head pops up, spraying disinfectant.)

George: Eiieeee!

(The curtain flies open. George is entirely shaved, wearing an Elizabethan dog collar. A band-aid covers the area "contaminated" by the sock. An agent rips the band-aid off.)

George: Ahhhhh!

Nico: YIKES! That's got to hurt.

(A sign on the wall reading "DAYS SINCE LAST ACCIDENT" flips from 47 to 0.)

Jerry: Okay, people, take a break! We gotta shut down for a half-hour and reset the system.

(Mr. Waternoose and Sulley watch as CDA agents file off the scare floor.)

Mr. Waternoose: An entire scare floor out of commission. What else could go wrong?

We followed him.

(Mr. Waternoose and Sulley approach the coffee machine. Mr. Waternoose pours himself a cup of the thick gooey liquid.)

Mr. Waternoose: Oh, what a day.

Sulley: We're just going through a rough time, sir. Everyone knows you gonna get us through it.

Mr. Waternoose: Tell that to the board of directors. (He drinks the liquid.) James, this company has been in my family for three generations. I would do anything to keep it from going under.

Sulley: So would I, sir.

Nico: We all would Mr. Waternoose.

(Mr. Waternoose is suddenly struck with an idea.)

Mr. Waternoose: Say, I could use your help with something.

Sulley: Anything, sir.

Mr. Waternoose: You see, we hired some new scare recruits, and frankly they're... They're... Uh...

Sulley: Inexperienced?

Mr. Waternoose: They stink.

Sulley: Uh-huh.

Mr. Waternoose: I thought maybe you might come by tomorrow and give them a demonstration, show them what it takes to be a top scarer. Huh?

Sulley: (grinning) I'll start out with the old Waternoose Jump-and-Growl.

(Sulley demonstrates the "old Waternoose jump and growl". Mr. Waternoose is so startled that he drops his coffee cup.)

Mr. Waternoose: Aaah! (amused) Ha-ha! Oh, yes. Now, that's my boy.

(Mr. Waternoose pats Sulley on the shoulder. They laugh.)

We laughed with him.

Later we got the Scare Floor back online.

Jack O Lantern: I'll go into the doors and do some scaring myself.

Maria: Why are you volunteering?

Jack O Lantern: You guys can't afford to be seen scaring children after the 20 Days of Darkness. But me? People won't be surprised to see me doing it. I am still a villain, after all.

Nico: Go for it soldier. Make us proud.

Jack O Lantern: Yes sir!

Jack O Lantern had a bunch of doors and his name on the board and he was moving fast and already he raking in a total of 17,239 scare points and 20 cans of energy.

Me: Wow! Way to go Jack!

Nico: Not bad for your first time.

Jack O Lantern: Thank you sir.

Mr. Waternoose: Well done Jack.

Jack O Lantern: Thank you Mr. Waternoose.

Me: Commander Nico, I think I have an idea for this sir.

Nico: What is it Colonel?

Me: We can have the members of the Masters of Evil like Nergal, Count Spankulot, Dr. Viktor and all the members of Halloween and Horror as well as the monsters of horror and all that do some work here as well as our friends in Halloween Town do some here too.

Nico: Not a bad idea Colonel. I'll look into that.

Ran: Mind if I give it a shot?

Nico: Go for it Ran.

She did a bunch of scares and she did great. She raked in 23,293 scare points and did 38 cans of energy on her first try.

Me: Way to go Ran!

Mr. Waternoose: Wow! That was great!

Ran: I am known as the Spirit of Halloween after all.

Later the Scare Floor was done for the night.

Cheetah: You okay, Nico?

Nico: I'm fine. But I'm really not looking forward to the possible beating I'm gonna give Mr. Waternoose.

Me: I'm not looking forward to it either Commander.

Eli: Me neither. But we'll think of something. I hate that version of Randall here though. Something about him doesn't feel right.

Nico: I know. His jealousy took him to new heights.

Me: Yeah it sure did and because of that he will pay the price.

Randy: Yeah I don't like that version of myself. I can't believe that this is what I would turn into.

Laney: Thank goodness we won't let that happen.

Later Sulley went into the Bathroom to wash up. But then he got an unexpected shock. He saw a little girl behind him.

Mary: Lookit.

(Sulley screams, falling over backward. Mary looks up at Sulley and smiles. Sulley tries to get away, but Mary grabs his tail. Panicked, Sulley picks her up with a pair of tongs and places her back in her room, closes the door and spins around... Only to discover that she's standing before him again. Sulley yells. Mary squeals with delight. He picks her up and carries her deep inside the room. Sulley deposits Mary on top of her bed. She giggles. Sulley runs out, but gets caught in a hanging mobile.)

Sulley: Oh!

(He falls, trips over a laundry basket, slips on a rug, and is ejected out of Mary's room. Sulley slides out of the room, covered in toys and junk from Mary's room. Suddenly, from the utility hallway, he hears a noise. Sulley scrambles to his feet and takes off. As he runs, a line of toy duckies caught on his tail quack along after him. Randall enters, wheeling a cart of scream cans towards the door. Sulley rushes to the toilets, stuffs Mary's junk into the bowl, and flushes it down.)

Sulley: Ahhhh...

(A second later it all comes back up, overflowing the toilet.)

Sulley: Aaah!

(Sulley runs to the locker room. He spots an open locker and stuffs the sopping kid stuff in. He closes the locker.)

Sulley: Whew.

(Relieved, Sulley turns and walks away. On his back, clinging to his fur, is Mary. Sulley rounds the locker bank and disappears from view. For a moment, all is quiet. One second later:)

Sulley: Aaaaaaaaaaah!

(Sulley runs back past the lockers, panic-stricken. Mary chases him.)

Mary: Kitty!

We busted it with our guns locked and loaded!

Nico: What's going on in here!?

We saw little Mary.

Nico: Oh how did you get in here little one?

Tomahawk Man: Don't worry, Sulley. She's only a litle girl. And she's harmless.

Nico: Yeah she's all right.

Nico picked her up.

Nico: It's all right little one. Sulley is a friend. He won't hurt you.

Sulley: Hey it's Boo.

Nico: Her name is Mary. That's her real name but Boo is cute for her.

Sulley: Yeah thank goodness I remember that.

Nico: Thank goodness too. Also Sulley we know what the cause of the energy crisis is.

Sulley: What do you think it might be?

Nico: Scream is not powerful enough. Watch this. Mary you want to see a funny face?

She nodded and Nico made some funny faces and she laughed a lot and the power was high and more powerful and then the lights in the bathroom popped.

Sulley: WHOA! So laughter is more powerful than scream.

Nico: Yep. And the tanks that are using the scream burn through it much too quickly.

Me: It's true.

Light Lily lit the bathroom up.

Sulley: Wow that is brilliant.

Me: We'll have to get some news light bulbs later.

Kyd: Okay. I'll teleport you guys to Sulley and Mike's apartment. Then, I'll go the restaurant Mike's at and get him to you guys.

Nico: Okay. Thanks Kyd. I hope there's enough room for all of us.

Kyd teleported us to the apartment and then Kyd went to the restaurant and got Mike there too.

Nico: Wow! Kyd's teleportation powers are amazing.

Deadpool: Spoiler alert, Sulley. Boo actually stands up to Randall later. (laughs) But there's this one Deviantart RP in notes where Espio cuts Randall's head off and then keeps the head!

BONK!

Nico bashed him on the head and knocked him out.

Nico: (Sarcastically) Way to give the plot away Wade.

Me: Commander Nico, something is not right about Randall. I sense an incredible dark energy inside him and he has been harboring an incredibly evil hatred inside him and most of that hatred has been directed at Sulley and Mike.

Nico: I have that same feeling too Colonel. We need to be ready for anything they throw at us.

Saïx: I think Xehanort sent one of his goons here to make an alliance with Randall and Waternoose. But I don't think Waternoose was told the whole story.

Nico: I have that same feeling too. Luckily I have a plan for that.

Me: I have a feeling I know what it is commander.

Nico: Yep.

Bowser: What?! How did they know about Boo escaping? Kyd got us to Mike and Sulley's place without causing a panic!

Nico: News has a habit of getting out when you least expect it.

Eli: Commander we got to hide Mary until the time is right.

Nico: Hmm. Let me think here.

Nico got to thinking about what to do.

Sulley then looked around for her.

Mike: Sull, that's a cube of garbage. (he spots the eye stalk.) Uh-oh.

Sulley: (sobbing) I can still hear her little voice.

Koragg: (solemnly) A moment of silence. To honor our fallen.

Nico: Agreed.

We had a silent prayer for her.

Maria: Guys! Boo's still alive!

Nico: I sense her!

Eli: I feel it!

Quicksilver: I'll get her.

Eli: She's over at the restaurant.

Quicksilver ran fast and went and got her and came back.

Mike then got a crazy idea on showing her to Randall.

Sulley: Mike, what are you thinking? We can't trust Randall. He's after Boo.

May: And don't you find it odd that Randall's after this one girl?

Me: I find it odd completely.

Nico: I agree. Randall has always been the jealous type because of Sulley always being better than him.

Randy: I can't believe I was like that.

Nico: Come on guys. We have to find out what's going on. Also here's my plan.

Nico told us his plan. It was to reveal a stuffed toy that has a genjutsu on it to look like Boo and then without a doubt, Randall will spread lies and get Sulley and Mike Banished to a far away place and then while we're in our supposed exile, one of Organization XIII's members will no doubt show up and Nico will use a tape recorder to gather some evidence and we'll use that evidance to show Randall's lies and more as well as the member of Organization XIII not living up to their part of the bargain. When we deal with Randall, we'll reveal to Mr. Waternoose that he was double-crossed and more as well as resolve the energy crisis.

Me: That's brilliant Commander.

Eli: It sure is.

Lisa Loud: A most very well thought out plan.

Nico: Thanks guys. Time to get to work.

Leni: Like here's a totes adorbs stuffed toy we can use to trick them.

Ed: Cool.

Nico: That's perfect Leni.

Yakumo: Now to work my magic.

She did so and made it look like a real girl.

Lori had Boo hidden in a carrier on her back. We got to work and showed Waternoose and Randall the fake Boo. But then he called a door.

A huge metal door lowers into the station with a bang.

Mike: Uh, sir, that's not her door.

Mr. Waternoose: I know, I know.

Randall uncamoflages in front of the door, and opens it. Snow swirls through from the other side.

Mr. Waternoose: It's yours.

Nico: No, sir. There's no need to push us in. We'll go in quietly.

Mr. Waternoose was shocked to hear this as one by one, all of us enter the door. Randall couldn't care less even as his good self entered too.

Livewire: (to Mr. Waternoose) We'll be back, sir. And before this all ends, I hope you make the right decision. (enters the door as well)

Espio: (glares at Randall) Before this is over, I swear I'm gonna kill you. (enters the door too)

We all went through it.

We were in the cold of the Himalayan Mountains.

Nico: That was a close one.

Lori and Boo gave the thumbs up.

Mike: Guys, I don't mean to question your decisions. But, WHY DID WE JUST GO THROUGH BANISHMENT?!

Amora the Enchantress: (laughs) Because I can easily use my magic to get us back. Besides, there's someone you two need to meet.

Nico: That's right and this is all part of my plan and he should be here right about now.

We saw a Yeti appear.

Abominable Snowman: Welcome to the Himalayas!

Nico: I had a feeling that's where we were.

Miti: Pleasure to meet a fellow Yeti.

Abominable Snowman: Same to you all. I'll go get some fish for you all.

He left.

Nico: The next member of Organization XIII should be coming right now.

A Dark Corridor appeared and out came EVIL VANITAS!

Nico: Vanitas. Right on cue.

Pete: This is the part where you blab out your plans for this world, right?

Evil Vanitas: You know me and my gang all too well. This whole world... is powered by scream. They converted the screams of human children into energy. And this very company was what made it all happen. It's as rich a source of negative emotion as we'll ever find.

Nico: Yeah you would like that huh?

Mike: That negative emotion is what helps keep Monstropolis standing!

Evil Vanitas: That might help your world. But it's not very beneficial for the humans.

May: He's got you there.

Nico: Because you want them to suffer like everything else will when you destroy the entire universe.

Evil Vanitas: This facility was everything I could hope for. And I was lucky enough to find pawns whose hearts were darkened by thoughts of jealousy and desperation.

Mike: You mean Randall and Waternoose!

Nico: I knew it!

Sulley: (to Mike) All Randall cares about is winning. Waternoose wants to save the company by any means necessary. And this guy is taking advantage of those weaknesses.

Evil Vanitas: Unlike my other counterpart, my heart is made of just one thing. And the Unversed collected enough screams and sadness from those children to reconstruct it.

Mike: And they're trashing the company in the process!

Evil Vanitas: Odd that you wanted to hear all of that.

Nico: What can we say? We're good listeners. (takes out recorder) And you gave us enough evidence to show to Waternoose!

Eli: Should have kept that ugly mouth of your shut!

Me: And now we can kick your big ugly dark ass into oblivion!

Evil Vanitas: (laughs) You really think he'll listen to any of you?

Spiderman: You can be surprised by how persuasive we can be, Vanny.

Evil Vanitas: Don't call me that!

Poison Ivy: I like our Vanitas better. At least he likes Spiderman's nickname for him!

Me: That's right (Tauntingly) VANNY!

We laughed at him.

Nico then fired energy beams and blasted his arms and then his keyblade went flying and then it landed in Margo's hands!

Margo: YEAH! Now it's my turn.

Margo went up to him.

Margo: You make me sick Vanitas.

Margo had fire and lightning swirl around her and lightning was crackling all over her with incredible intensity.

Margo: You exploited the screams of innocent people all for your own gratification. You will pay for that in full!

Then a massive flash of light exploded out of Margo and a massive vortex of fire and lightning exploded out and formed into a powerful phoenix from a volcano. When the vortex faded, Margo emerged forever changed!

(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)

She looked like she was 21 years old and had longer blond hair with red highlights in her hair and then she had a volcano with a phoenix coming out of it and she had earrings in the shapes of volcanoes and she had red eyes with glowing orange sclera and she had a volcano on her shirt with the symbols of volcanoes around in a circle and also she had red fire camouflage pants and combat boots. She had a sleeveless trench coat with fire and lava on it and it had the kanji for "Margo Roberts, Champion of Lalahon, Emissary of the Volcanoes of the Philippines and master of the forces of lava, fire and lightning." in orange and black.

マルゴロバーツ、ララホンのチャンピオン、フィリピンの火山の使者、溶岩、火、稲妻の力の達人。

She had angel wings that were glowing orange and had heat that was incredible and she had a neon orange aura with lightning, fire and lava swirling around her. She had become a SUPER ANGEL 10,000,000,000 VOLCANIC ISLAND FIRESTORM!

Nico: OH WOW!

Me: WHOA! Margo transformed!

Lynn: Wow! Margo you look amazing! How do you feel?

Margo: (Divine Echoing Volcanic Voice) I feel amazing Lynn. Now this power is more than enough for me to take down this evil version of Vanitas.

Nico: Whoa!

Margo: Now it's this monsters turn to feel the fury of a volcano.

Margo walked up to him and huge clouds of steam came out of her feet with every step as she walked and she had fire coming out of her feet too. Lightning struck around her all over the place and she was marching towards Evil Vanitas like she was an angel of death ready to kill him. Vanitas fired blasts of dark fire and Margo's aura was deflecting them away like they were nothing.

Margo wasn't in the least bit affected by the blasts.

Margo: Now it's my turn.

Margo teleported and slashed him and grabbed his arms and smashed him into the ground with incredible strength and sent him skidding on the ground and then jumped and spun around and elbowed Evil Vanitas and smashed him head first into the ground and then she grabbed his legs and spun him around with incredible speed and threw him into the ground and sent him skidding and then she teleported and grabbed him and threw him and then Margo teleported and kicked him into the air and sent him flying and then she teleported and slashed Evil Vanitas all over the place and really cut him up really good and then punched him into the ground with devastating force!

Me: WHOA! Way to go Margo!

Nico: YEAH!

Margo came back to us.

Nico: That was awesome!

Me: Right. But we need to stop Randall.

Mike: Won't he just get out of that banishment like we did, Keyblade or no Keyblade?

Jindrax: Which is why we gotta get a move on!

Nico: Right! Lets head back to Monstropolis.

Amora used her magic and opened a portal back and we were going through.

Vanitas: I'll get my keyblade back!

Abominable Snowman: Welcome to the Himalayas!

Evil Vanitas: I am in no mood! (punches Abominable Snowman, knocking him down)

Abominable Snowman: (Evil Vanitas leaves through Dark Corridor) Was it because I said that line already?

He was gone. Evil Vanitas was in a REALLY ROTTEN MOOD!


Back in Monsters Inc. a portal opened and we were back.

Nico: Lets go!

We ran fast and then the Lump of Horror Unversed appeared!

Magma Man: It's a Lump of Horror Unversed!

Sulley: Looks like it's made up of the Scream Energy from several canisters.

Mike: Really? I think it's made up of tar.

Nico: Not for long.

Nico fired an energy blast and obliterated it and then we got a massive energy increase.

Nico: That was a piece of cake.

We went to the Scare Floor.

Randall was not aware of us and then...

KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

A black fire explosion blasted through the door of the entrance to the Scare Floor and then the symbols of dark magic and energy flew around the air and landed and out came us.

Me: Catch us if you can you reptilian freak!

We got onto the door rail and slid on it.

Nico: We got to find Mary's door. But before we do that we got to take care of Randall. And I know how. Lets head to the room of doors.

We jumped onto a rail and went into a tunnel and then we saw that we were in the big room and there were millions of doors all over the walls!

Me: WHOA! So this is where all of Monsters Incorporated's doors come from.

Eli: Look at all of them!

Sora: There are so many of them!

Lana: How many do you think there are?

Me: Millions. Maybe billions. With 7.9 billion people all over the world, there are lots of them.

Lana: Guys, Randall's behind us!

We saw that Randall was behind us!

Randall: I WILL KILL YOU ALL!

Dayu: We need to go through the doors to confuse Randall!

Nico: Right. J.D. turn on your infrared vision and find him.

Me: Yes sir!

I turned on my infrared vision and like in the movie Predator, I was searching for him with a Triangle Target. I was searching for him.

Then I saw a figure coming and it was Randall and he was invisible.

Me: Peek-a-boo!

POW!

I punched him and he revealed himself and he was red with yellow spots and Eli fired Force Lightning blasts and electrocuted him all over.

We landed on a deck in the middle of the big room and we were ready to face him.

Nico: You will pay for everything you've done Randall.

Condiment King, 2016 Morbucks, Wolf, Artie Ziff, Wolf, Motor Ed, Toad, Salami Swami, Weather Wizard, Crimson Dynamo and Key then appeared.

Nico: Condiment King, 2016 Morbucks, Wolf, Artie Ziff, Wolf, Motor Ed, Toad, Salami Swami, Weather Wizard, Crimson Dynamo and Key.

Toad: Thank goodness we found you all.

Condiment King: You guys will not believe how many doors we went through to find you!

William: (Sweatdrops) Sorry about that.

2016 Morbucks: It's fine. But we really did go trough a lot of doors.

Me: I counted 6,823,234,439 doors.

Wolf: WHOA! That's a lot of doors.

Artie Ziff: Hope you guys don't mind that we did some scaring of our own before coming here.

Wolf: (to me) By the way, we heard that you fought a giant Tarantula.

Me: Yep. It was the huge Tarantula from from the 1955 movie Tarantula.

Motor Ed: Surprised you didn't squish that bug. Seriously.

Me: Well I figured it would be a perfect friend for Lincoln's classes pet spider. Also instead of squishing it, I used Lisa's shrink ray to turn it back to its normal size.

Motor Ed: Smart thinking. Seriously.

Lisa Loud: A very good move on his part.

?: You got that right!

A baboon then appeared and it was BABOON KABOOM!

Jared: Baboon Kaboom!

Qin: Another one of Mojo Jojo's minions no doubt.

Jared: Yep.

?: No kidding.

A figure came out and it was SIRJINKOR from episode 10 of Super Megaforce!


He was sent by Damaras to put a stone in a big rock that Vrak had been working on but never finished. When he did this, he became more powerful than ever. He then shot a meteor onto the earth. He was maximized by Prince Vekar, but he was defeated by the Samurai Fire Smasher and the rock was destroyed by Orion.


Orion: Sirjinkor!

Sirjinkor: Been a while rangers.

Me: I remember you! You were sent by Damaras to put on a stone that Vrak was working on but never completely it. You shot a meteor to the Earth.

Sirjinkor: That's right J.D. Good memory on you.

Me: Never missed an episode.

Sirjinkor: That asteroid might be gone. But I can still fight you Rangers without it!

Troy Burrows: Bring it on.

Lola: Yeah!

Bluto then came out.

Bluto: I'm gonna win Olive this time.

Sea: Not if me and Popeye have anything to say about it fat boy.

We got the usual battles going.


Battle 1: Leif, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Marble Pie, Featherweight, Somnambula, Tech Skylanders, Steel Lynn, Dino Charge Rangers, Bombshell and Kickback VS Condiment King


Condiment King was first.

Condiment King: (to Leif) What nightmare did your female counterpart have?

Leif: It was like what Lucy had except worse. And she HATES all that cute stuff.

Pinkie Pie: Yeah that was a cute nightmare but not for someone like her.

Maud Pie: (Monotonously) Not even Lana likes something like that.

Marble Pie: Poor girl went through a lot.

Featherweight: Yeah she sure did.

Somnambula: (Egyptian Accent) And the strangest part is that wasn't even a nightmare. That was a cute dream.

Sprocket: Wow it sure was. I didn't see what was so scary about it.

Steel Lynn: For Lana, everything about that dream was scary.

Tyler Navarro: Yeah that was a funny and crazy dream.

Condiment King: It sure was. Lets do it!

Dino Charge Rangers: IT'S MORPHIN TIME! DINO CHARGER ENGAGE! ENERGIZE! UNLEASH THE POWER!

RRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAARRRRR! CHOMP!

They transformed.

Tyler: "Power Rangers Charged! Tyrannosaurus Rex! Power Ranger, Red!"

Chase: "Parasaurolophus! Power Ranger, Black!"

Koda: "Stegosaurus! Power Ranger, Blue!"

Riley: "Velociraptor! Power Ranger, Green!"

Shelby: "Triceratops! Power Ranger, Pink!"

Ivan: (British Accent) "Pterodactyl! Power Ranger, Gold!"

Kendall: "Plesiosaurus! Power Ranger, Purple!"

Prince Phillip III: (British Accent) "Pachycephalosaurus! Power Ranger, Graphite!"

James: "Ankylosaurus! Power Ranger, Aqua!"

Zenowing: "Titanosaurus! Power Ranger, Silver!"

All: "Dinosaur Might, Ready To Fight! Power Rangers Dino Charge!"

KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready for action! They fired waves of energy and ice, gears, metal and lightning and smashed him down.

Leif: YEAH! Take that!

Pinkie Pie: BEST USUAL BATTLE EVER!


Battle 2: Lexx, Sunset Shimmer, Pepperdance, Cayenne, Firecracker Burst, Pip-Squeak, Gusty the Great, Fire Skylanders, Fire Skylanders, Mystic Force Rangers, Veon and Hagger VS 2016 Morbucks


2016 Morbucks was next.

2016 Morbucks: (to Lexx) We're lucky the last two nightmares weren't too bad. But the Phantom Stranger could make the remaining ones more challenging.

Lexx: Yeah we sure are lucky.

2016 Morbucks: How come Laney wasn't affected?

Lexx: We found out that she already has a Keyblade. In Eli's universe before it merged with our universe she already got a Keyblade.

Sunset Shimmer: I didn't know about that. But that is good she has a Keyblade.

Pepperdance: It sure is and her Keyblade is the Bond of Flames. So awesome.

Cayenne: I think it's cool that Laney has a Keyblade of her own.

Firecracker Burst: Yeah it sure is.

Pip-Squeak: (British Accent) Yeah. It sure is.

Gusty: I agree with you all on that.

Sunburn: Next up is Lola and I don't think I want to even find out what he nightmare will be like.

Nick Russell: Me neither. That's awful.

2016 Morbucks: Yeah. Lets do it!

Mystic Force Rangers: MAGICAL SOURCE! MYSTIC FORCE!

They transformed!

Nick: "Fearsome as Fire, Red Mystic Ranger!"

Chip: "Fast as Lightning, Yellow Mystic Ranger!"

Madison: "Fluid as the sea, Blue Mystic Ranger!"

Vida: "Ever-changing as the wind, Pink Mystic Ranger!"

Xander: "Strong as tree, Green Mystic Ranger!"

Udonna: "Flurry of Snow, White Mystic Ranger!"

Daggeron: "Power of the Sun, Solaris Knight!"

Leanbow: "Burning Heart of Fire! Wolf Warrior, Defender Of Truth!"

Claire: Power Of The Shining Moon, Behold The Gatekeeper!

All: "We call fourth the magic, Together as one, United for all time. Power Rangers Mystic Force!"

KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready for action! They fired waves of elements and energy, fire and Red Lantern Energy and smashed down 2016's Morbucks and smashed her down.

Lexx: Take that!

Sunset Shimmer: All right!


Battle 3: Leon, Princess Celestia, Light Skylanders, Light Lily, Lightspeed Rescue Rangers, Marah and Kapri VS Artie Ziff


Artie Ziff was next.

Artie Ziff: (to Leon) The monstera on this world are actually not THAT different from humans.

Leon: They are really amazing and some of them are really funny.

Princess Celestia: They sure are and I think it's awesome.

Spotlight: We saw how they scared kids like that and it was interesting to see.

Light Lily: (Nods)

Carter Grayson: But when we show our new energy plans it will change everything.

Artie Ziff: It sure will. Lets do it!

Lightspeed Rescue Rangers: LIGHTSPEED RESCUE!

Ryan Mitchell: TITANIUM POWER!

They transformed!

Carter: "Red Ranger Rescue ready!"

Chad: "Blue Ranger Rescue ready!"

Joel: "Green Ranger Rescue ready!"

Kelsey: "Yellow Ranger Rescue ready!"

Dana: "Pink Ranger Rescue ready!"

Ryan: "Titanium Ranger Rescue ready!"

Lightspeed Rescue Rangers: RESCUE READY! POWER RANGERS LIGHTSPEED RESCUE!

KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready for action! They fired waves of energy, light and water and smashed Artie Ziff down.

Leon: All right!

Princess Celestia: That was fun!


Battle 4: Cole Evans, Fluttershy, Tree Hugger, Tornado Bolt, Mage Meadowbrook, Life Skylanders, Plant Lola, Mighty Morphin Rangers, Cheetah and Fuzzy Lumpkins VS Wolf


Wolf was next.

Wolf: (to Cole) You can sense the hearts of others, right? Did you sense that there's good in Waternoose's heart as well?

Cole Evans: I sure did and his heart was full of conflict. Conflict with going along with Randall's scheme and trying to save the company.

Fluttershy: I saw it in his eyes and what he was going through was terrible.

Tree Huggers: His chakras were conflicted too. So was his aura.

Tornado Bolt: Yeah the poor guy. He was doing everything he could to resolve the energy crisis and Randall is just making things worse just so he can win the scare record.

Mage Meadowbrook: What a monster! Metaphorically speaking of course.

Stealth Elf: Yeah he has no honor when it comes to winning.

Plant Lola: True winning comes from pure effort and heart.

Tommy Oliver: Yeah that's right.

Artie Ziff: Couldn't have said it better myself. Lets do it.

Tommy Oliver: Lets do it guys. IT'S MORPHIN TIME!

THUNDERCLAP!

Tommy Oliver: TIGERZORD!

Zack Taylor: MASTODON!

Kimberly: PTERODACTYL!

Billy Cranston: TRICERATOPS!

Trini: SABER-TOOTH TIGER!

Jason Lee Scott: TYRANNOSAURUS!

They transformed!

Jason: "We're back and ready to morph into Action!"

Tommy: "Six working to together to fight evil!"

Zack: "And stop Rita!"

Billy: "And all her menacing monsters!"

Trini: "From destroying our Planet Earth!"

Kimberly: "And ruling the Universe with evil!"

Jason: "Look out, Rita, we're not backin' down because we're the..."

All: "Power Rangers!"

KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready for action! They fired waves of energy, leaves, flowers and meats and smashed Wolf down.

Cole Evans: All right!

Fluttershy: That was fun.


Battle 5: Yang, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Magma Gloom, Flash Magnus, Air Skylanders, Air Lincoln, Jungle Fury Rangers, Knight Man and Tomahawk Man VS Motor Ed


Motor Ed was next.

Motor Ed: (to Yang) Didn't expect J.D. to meet an Ultra Beast Gene Slammer. Seriously.

Yang: No I sure didn't and it's gonna be cool to see more of the Ultra Beast Gene-Slammers.

Rainbow Dash: It sure will be Awesome.

Scootaloo: I think so too and it's gonna be amazing to see them with us.

Magma Gloom: Yeah it sure will be. The Ultra Beasts are just as amazing as all the Pokemon are.

Flash Magnus: They sure are. I like all of them.

Whirlwind: Me too. It's amazing.

Air Lincoln: Especially Nihilego. That one is awesome.

Casey Rhodes: It sure is.

Motor Ed: It sure is. Lets get it on. Seriously.

Jungle Fury Rangers: JUNGLE BEAST! SPIRIT UNLEASHED!

They transformed.

Casey: "With the strength of a Tiger! Jungle Fury Red Ranger!"

Lily: "With the speed of a Cheetah! Jungle Fury Yellow Ranger!"

Theo: "With the stealth of a Jaguar! Jungle Fury Blue Ranger!"

RJ: "With the courage of a Wolf! Jungle Fury Wolf Ranger!"

Dominic: "With the power of a Rhino! Jungle Fury Rhino Ranger!"

Bat Spirit Ranger: "With the spirit of a Bat! Jungle Fury Bat Ranger!"

Shark Spirit Ranger: "With the spirit of a Shark! Jungle Fury Shark Ranger!"

Elephant Spirit Ranger: "With the spirit of an Elephant! Jungle Fury Elephant Ranger!"

Jarrod: "With the spirit of the mighty lion! Black Lion Warrior!"

Camille: "With the cunning of a chameleon! Green Chameleon Warrior!"

All: "We summon the Animal Spirits from within! Power Rangers Jungle Fury!"

KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready. They fired waves of energy, wind, lightning and fire and smashed him down.

Yang: Take that!

Rainbow Dash: That was AWESOME!


Battle 6: Supergirl, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Thunder Terror, Mistmane, Sable Spirit, Water Skylanders, Liquid Leni, S.P.D. Rangers, Lobo and Deadpool VS Toad


Toad was next.

Toad: (to Supergirl) Since you and Flash are able to go at the speed of light, you two would get along fine with Leana.

Supergirl: We sure will and she is a great runner.

Rarity: Oh indeed she is darling and she has amazing fashion sense too.

Sweetie Belle: I agree and I love her dress because of how her clothes are like those of a Pheromosa.

Thunder Terror: They are really pretty huh?

Mistmane: Just as beautiful as everything I used to make in my village a long time ago.

Sable Spirit: Just like old times huh.

Gill Grunt: That was amazing

Liquid Leni: Her clothes are totes amazing and more.

Jack Landors: They sure are amazing huh?

Toad: Yep they are. Lets do it.

Supergirl: First time for you to be back action after death.

Toad: Yep. Good to be back.

S.P.D. Rangers: READY! S.P.D. EMERGENCY!

They transformed.

Jack: "One! S.P.D. Red Ranger!"

Sky: "Two! S.P.D. Blue Ranger!"

Bridge: "Three! S.P.D. Green Ranger!"

Z: "Four! S.P.D. Yellow Ranger!"

Syd: "Five! S.P.D. Pink Ranger!"

Doggie Anubis Cruger: "Defender of the galaxy! S.P.D. Shadow Ranger!"

Sam: Force from the future! S.P.D. Omega Ranger!"

Kat: "S.P.D. Kat Ranger!"

Nova: "Force from the future! S.P.D. Nova Ranger!"

S.P.D. Rangers: Rangers ready! (Sirens Wail) Space Patrol Delta, Defenders Of Earth!

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A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready for action! Toad sent his tongue and Supergirl grabbed it and pulled him towards them and they fired laser blasts and jewels, water, lightning and energy and smashed him down.

Supergirl: Now that was so fun!

Rarity: Rapture darling that was grand!


Battle 7: Kole, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Frozen Fright, Rockhoof, Earth Skylanders, Stone Luna, ToQger Rangers, Bowser and Bertie VS The Salami Swami


The Salami Swami was next.

Salami Swami: (to Kole) (Hindu Accent) It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out that Jack Skellington will get along with Ran perfectly. Raven will get along with her as well.

Kole: I agree with you on that and Ran would also get along great with the Jack O-Lantern that Billy and Mandy know too.

Applejack: Yeah that guy is really funny.

Apple Bloom: Yeah he sure is. I love all his pranks.

Frozen Fright: Me too. They are really funny.

Rockhoof: (Scottish Accent) Aye. They are really great pranks too.

Flashwing: I think so too and they shine like Rainbow Dash's pranks.

Stone Luna: They rock dudes.

Right Suzuki: Yep they sure do.

Salami Swami: Indeed they do. Lets do it.

ToQger Rangers: TOQ CHANGE!

NOW TRANSFORMING, PLEASE WAIT BEHIND THE WHITE LINE.

In a flash of rainbow light they transformed!

TOQ ICH, TOQ NII, TOQ SAN, TOQ YON, TOQ GO, TOQ ROKU, TOQ NANA!

ToQger Rangers: Victorious Imagination! Ressha Sentai ToQger!

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A massive rainbow fire explosion went off behind them and they were ready! They fired waves of crystal, rock, earth, apples and rainbow energy and smashed the Salami Swami down.

Kole: Take that!

Applejack: YEEHAW! That was great!


Battle 8: Shane Clarke, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Trixie, Clover the Clever, Undead Skylanders, Lightning Lisa, Time Force Rangers, Livewire and Silver Banshee VS Weather Wizard


The Weather Wizard was next.

Weather Wizard: (to Shane) Who did J.D. rescue this time?

Shane Clarke: Her name is Ran and she's a Jack O Lantern from Irish Folklore.

Weather Wizard: A real one?

Shane Clarke: Yep. Hard to imagine huh?

Starlight Glimmer: Yeah and she would get along great with the Goths of Darkness, Raven and even both Jack-O-Lantern's on your team.

Cozy Glow: She sure would and the jokes she tells are really funny.

Trixie: They make me laugh too. They are funny.

Clover: Yeah they sure do.

Hex: I think it's so funny how they are about Halloween.

Lightning Lisa: Indeed and they are hilariously amusing.

Wes Collins: Yeah no kidding.

Weather Wizard: They sure are funny from what you heard. Lets do it.

Time Force Rangers: TIME FOR TIME FORCE!

Eric Myers: QUANTUM POWER!

The Time Force Rangers transformed.

Wes: "Time Force Red!"

Jenn: "Time Force Pink!"

Lucas: "Time Force Blue!"

Katie: "Time Force Yellow!"

Trip: "Time Force Green!"

Eric: "Quantum Ranger!"

All: "Power Rangers Time Force!"

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A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready for action! They fired waves of lightning, stars, energy, wind, magic and bones and smashed the Weather Wizard down.

Shane Clarke: That was amazing!

Starlight Glimmer: Yeah it was!


Battle 9: Akira Akatsuki, Princess Luna, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Shadow Lucy, Megaforce Rangers, Jindrax and Toxica VS Crimson Dynamo


Crimson Dynamo was next.

Crimson Dynamo: (to Akira) Too bad Bevv was absent. We could've shown her the Iron Man and Iron Boy armors. And yes, that includes your version of Iron Man and my armor as well.

Akira: Yeah that would have been really awesome. Also the Ed's told us that the Bev's are in every way like them. It's amazing and totally coincidental.

Princess Luna: It sure is amazing and cool.

Snowdrop: Yeah we heard so much about the adventures of the Ed's leading up to the point where the Kanker's destroyed all of Atlanta.

Gari: That was terrible! What happened was a very elaborate cover up to make sure the truth about what really happened back then. The Kanker's minus Marie are now the most hated family in the entirety of the planet.

Blackout: Yeah and their mother was executed for capital murder.

Shadow Lucy: That was terrible.

Troy Burrows: You aren't kidding about that.

Crimson Dynamo: Yep. Lets do it.

Megaforce Rangers: IT'S MORPHIN TIME! GO GO MEGAFORCE!

They transformed.

Troy: "Fury of the Dragon! Megaforce Red!"

Emma: "Flames of the Phoenix! Megaforce Pink!"

Jake: "Venom of the Snake! Megaforce Black!"

Gia: "Claw of the Tiger! Megaforce Yellow!"

Noah: "Bite of the Shark! Megaforce Blue!"

All: "Earth's Defenders, Never Surrender! Power Rangers... Megaforce!"

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A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready for action and buttkicking! They fired waves of energy, darkness and magic and smashed him down.

Akira: All right!

Princess Luna: A victory worthy of the night.


Battle 10: T.J. Johnson, Twilight Sparkle, Luster Dawn, Princess Cadance, Flurry Heart, Star Swirl the Bearded, Magic Skylanders, Crystal Laney, Lost Galaxy Rangers, Hornet Man and Magma Man VS Key


Key was next.

Key: (to TJ) Next time we see the Bevs, we should show them everything the Eds went through.

T.J.: That will be cool.

Twilight Sparkle: Every one of the Eds adventures was hilarious. They were so funny.

Luster Dawn: They sure were. But if the Bevs are in every way like the Eds, it's hard to imagine what the versions of the kids of the cul-de-sac will be like.

Princess Cadance: Yeah no kidding. They probably hate the Bevs like the Peach Creek kids did.

Flurry Heart: Crazy sense of déjà-vu.

Star Swirl: Yeah no kidding. That is nuts.

Spyro: You aren't kidding about that. And I have a strong feeling that in the future, history will repeat itself with how the Kanker's destroyed all of Atlanta.

Crystal: I heard about what happened back then. That was terrible!

Leo Corbett: No kidding.

Key: Yeah that was terrible. Lets do it!

Lost Galaxy Rangers: GO! GALACTIC!

Mike Corbett: MAGNA POWER!

They transformed.

Leo: "Galaxy Red!"

Kai: "Galaxy Blue!"

Damon: "Galaxy Green!"

Maya: "Galaxy Yellow!"

Kendrix: "Galaxy Pink!"

Mike: "Magna Defender!"

All: POWER RANGERS LOST GALAXY!

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A Massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready! They fired waves of energy, magic, stars, elements and crystals and smashed him down.

T.J. Johnson: YEAH!

Twilight Sparkle: Take that!


Battle 11: Super Megaforce Rangers, Ice Luan, Cody (OC), Tim (Rachel's OC), Minerva Mink, Nico, Lola, Lana, Lincoln, Laney, Lisa, Lily and Lucy VS Sirjinkor


Sirjinkor is next.

Nico: Lets open that safe of yours first.

Sirjinkor: Good idea.

Nico teleported and opened it and in it were three swords.

Nico: Cool swords.

Sirjinkor: Yep. They are called the Sword of Anubis, the Black Sword of The Morrigan and the Sword of The Heavenly Angel.

The Sword of Anubis - it's a sword with the image of Anubis etched on the 6'0" massive, double -edged black blade, black angel wings with a large black gem with an Ankh for the crossguard, a long black handle, and a large black sphere pommel with ebony gems, and only someone who was blessed with the powers of Anubis, and who happens to be friends with The God of The Dead and the Gods of Egypt can wield this, and once in his hand, he'll gain a massive power and energy increase, and he'll get black angel wings, a dark blue sleeveless trenchcoat, the image of Anubis emblazoned on his forehead, a black shirt with a dark blue phoenix on it, black pants, and black leather combat boots.

The Black Sword of The Morrigan - it's a sword with a purple Celtic Triquetra etched on the 6'0" massive, double-edged black blade, black angel wings and a large purple gem with the Celtic Triquetra for the crossguard, a long black handle, and a large purple sphere pommel with black gems surrounding it, and only someone who was blessed by Morrigan can wield this blade, and once in Tim's hands, he'll gain a massive power and energy increase, and he'll get black angel wings, a long black trenchcoat with The Celtic Triquetra on the back, a purple Celtic Triquetra emblazoned on his forehead, a purple shirt with a black phoenix on it, black pants, and black leather combat boots.

The Sword of The Heavenly Angel - it's a sword with her and Lincoln kissing etched onto the 6'0" massive, double-edged silver blade, gold angel wings and a large white pearl with a red rose for the crossguard, a long black handle, and a large gold sphere pommel with red gems surrounding it, and only Minerva Mink can wield this baby, and once she gets it, she'll gain a massive power and energy increase, and she'll get a beautiful wardrobe, she'll get gold angel wings to match her hair and tail, a long red sleeveless trenchcoat with her and Lincoln on the back and water waves on the coattails, and the image of the girls in Lincoln's harem with Lincoln will be applied to the backs of the trenchcoats of those in Lincoln's harem, a red shirt with a gold phoenix, red skirt, black pants, and red high-heels.

Nico: I know just who to give these too.

Nico gave the swords to Cody, Tim and Minerva and they got amazing clothes and Minerva had a beautiful new wardrobe on her. HUBBA HUBBA!

Lincoln looked at Minerva and then his eyes popped out of his face and they looked at Minerva and he was amazed by her beauty and then he had his heart beating out of his chest with love.

Lincoln: HELLOOOOO, NURSE!

Minerva: (Seductively) Ooh you like what you see Linky?

She kissed him and he melted like butter and he had hearts swirling around him.

Nico: Funny. Lets get this guy!

Megaforce Rangers: LETS POWER UP! SUPER MEGA MODE!

The Megaforce Rangers activated their Super Megaforce Mode!

Troy: "Super Megaforce Red!"

Noah: "Super Megaforce Blue!"

Gia: "Super Megaforce Yellow!"

Jake: "Super Megaforce Green!"

Emma: "Super Megaforce Pink!"

Orion: "Super Megaforce Silver!"

All: "Earth's Defenders Never Surrender! POWER RANGERS SUPER MEGAFORCE!"

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A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready for some buttkicking.

Nico: Take this!

They fired waves of energy, elements and more and blasted Sirjinkor all over.

Megaforce Rangers: SUPER MEGAFORCE CANNON!

They activated the cannon and it was ready!

Nico: FIRE!

Super Megaforce Rangers: SUPER MEGAFORCE BLAST!

They all fired a massive energy blast and it hit Sirjinkor and he exploded in a massive fiery explosion!

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Sirjinkor was dead!

Nico: Sirjinkor you have failed this universe.

Troy Burrows: Rangers, that's a Super Mega Win.


Battle 12: Ran the Jack O Lantern and Dirt Lana VS Baboon Kaboom


Baboon Kaboom was next.

Baboon Kaboom: Taste these!

He threw some bombs and Ran dodged them and they exploded behind her!

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Ran: Nice try baboon butt!

Ran fired energy blasts and they hit Baboon Kaboom and smashed him down.


Battle 13: Sea the Sea Serpent and Popeye VS Bluto


Bluto was next.

Sea: Hope you're ready for a spinach fueled melee with him Popeye.

Popeye: I'm always ready to face this palooka.

Bluto: Oh yeah!?

He went at them.

Sea: Oh yeah?!

Sea punched Bluto in the face and sent him crashing into a wall.

Sea pulled out a can of spinach and popped it open and gave half of it to Popeye and they ate it.

GULP! BOING! DING!

They flexed their muscles and in their biceps were hydroelectric power plant generators in Sea's arms and in Popeye's biceps was a massive army of tanks armed with many guns.

They went at Bluto and pulverized him all over with a massive flurry of punches and more.

BOOF BOMP BOOF BOOF BOMP BAM BAM BAM BAM BIFF KRACK SMASH!

Sea grabbed Bluto by his legs with her tail and smashed him into the ground all over as she and Popeye were playing cards.

Popeye: Full house.

Sea: Royal Flush. Beat that.

Popeye: Well blow me down. (Laughs)

Sea threw Bluto and he hit a wall and smashed him through it and it REALLY hurt.


We regrouped and we were facing Randall.

Nico: Randall you and your petty jealousy are through!

We went at him and pulverized and beat the living shit out of him.

Gia: We don't have to see you to beat you!

Megaforce Rangers: Legendary Ranger Mode: Dragon Blitzkreig!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Changeman rangers.

Nico: I've always wanted to say this to you Randall. Randall Boggs, YOU'RE FIRED!

Nico punched him in the face and knocked his teeth out!

Evil Vanitas got back to Monstropolis and was about to re-enter the factory and chase after us when suddenly, 4 kids who look like they do sports somehow showed up in front of him.

Otto Rocket: Whoa! What is this place?

Reggie Rocket: Dammit, Otto! I told you not to mess with that black sphere!

Squid: Look at all the monsters around us!

Twister: (notices Evil Vanitas) Um, guys. We're not alone here.

Evil Vanitas: Look, kids. I'm not really having a good day. So, you 4 better scram before I hurt you bad!

Otto: I don't care whether you're having a good day or a bad day! We're not letting you cause trouble here!

Reggie: Yeah! (looks down) After all, this is what Stacy would've done.

Otto: Lets shred this guy!

They went at Evil Vanitas and did all kinds of skateboarding moves and punched him all over the place.

Staluk, Riggan, and Clodor blasted and smashed Randall all over the place.

Soundwave, Louie, Blaster and Haiku used the Planet X, Equestria and Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they charged up Soundwave's chest cannon, enhanced Louie PoisonSea's powers, Blaster's Electro-Scrambler Gun and Haiku's darkness powers 100-fold.

Soundwave and Louie PoisonSea: POISON ENERGY STORM!

Blaster and Haiku: DARKNESS LIGHTNING FIRESTORM!

Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Thunder Terror, Mistmane and Water Skylanders: JEWEL MAELSTROM DELUGE!

They fired waves of energy, poison, darkness, lightning, jewels, water and ice.

Lincoln: Feel the powers of the most powerful monsters ever known! GODZILLA KAIJU LIGHTNING STYLE: GODZILLA!

Lily the Mermaid: GODZILLA KAIJU WATER STYLE: MOTHRA!

Jessica: GODZILLA KAIJU STING STYLE: MEGALON!

Hilda: (British Accent) GODZILLA KAIJU WIND STYLE: RODAN!

Toph: GODZILLA KAIJU EARTH STYLE: KING GHIDORAH!

Nanami: GODZILLA KAIJU WATER STYLE: EBIRAH!

Yuna: GODZILLA KAIJU WATER STYLE: ANGUIRUS!

Perfuma: GODZILLA KAIJU NATURE STYLE: BIOLLANTE!

Frosta: GODZILLA KAIJU ICE STYLE: KAMACURAS!

Entrapta: GODZILLA KAIJU TECH STYLE: MECHAGODZILLA!

Akko: GODZILLA KAIJU MAGIC STYLE: HEDORAH!

Shantae: GODZILLA KAIJU MAGIC STYLE: GIGAN!

Julie: GODZILLA KAIJU EARTH STYLE: DESTOROYAH!

R. Mika: GODZILLA KAIJU STRENGTH STYLE: MEGAGUIRUS!

Menat: GODZILLA KAIJU SPIRIT STYLE: SCYLLA!

Mai: GODZILLA KAIJU FIRE STYLE: BARAGON

Gluko: GODZILLA KAIJU WATER STYLE: SWAMP BEAST!

Batch: GODZILLA KAIJU TECH STYLE: KIRYU MECHAGODZILLA!

Emerald Sustrai: GODZILLA KAIJU ILLUSION STYLE: GAMERA!

Dew Gayl: GODZILLA KAIJU NATURE STYLE: KING KONG!

Team RWBY: GODZILLA KAIJU ELEMENT STYLE: ULTRAMAN!

Sam, Clover and Alex: GODZILLA KAIJU TECH STYLE: MUTO!

Colette: GODZILLA KAIJU LIGHT STYLE: SPACEGODZILLA!

Princia: GODZILLA KAIJU FIRE STYLE: BURNING GODZILLA!

Lucy Liberty: GODZILLA KAIJU WATER STYLE: FAIRY MOTHRA!

They fired elemental blasts and they formed into the Great Monsters of Godzilla from 1954 and ongoing.

Lincoln, Lily, Jessica, Hilda, Toph, Nanami, Yuna, Frosta, Perfuma, Entrapta, Akko, Shantae, Julie, R. Mika, Menat, Mai, Gluko, Batch, Emerald, De, Ruby, Weiss, Blake, Yang, Sam, Clover, Alex, Colette, Princia and Lucy: KAIJU FINAL SMASH: ATOMIC BREATH BLAST!

They fired a massive atomic breath blast at Randall which exploded on contact!

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Anti Wanda, Mike, Sulley, Eli, Ets, Lucy Loud, Ickis, Oblina, Krumm, Espio and me: MONSTERS INC. ULTRA BLAST!

We fired a massive blast of energy and it formed into the Monsters Inc. Logo and it slammed into Randall and exploded!

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Randall was down and defeated but not out.

Evil Vanitas was backed into a corner.

Evil Vanitas: You know what? I've had enough battles for one day!

Evil Vanitas left through a Dark Corridor.

Squid: That takes care of that punk.

Twister: Now, how do we get home?

Reggie: Maybe we can use that sphere to get back.

They then noticed Poliwag, who saw the whole thing.

Otto: Poliwag, right? Think you can keep this a secret until you meet us again.

Poliwag: You bet!

Stacy then came.

Stacy Bolton: Wow! Hey guys!

Reggie: Stacy!

They hugged and Stacy fistbumped with them.

Stacy Bolton: I didn't expect you all to be here to help us out.

Twister: Yeah we got here by accident.

Stacy Bolton: It's radical you're all here.

Otto: Yeah. But we'll gladly have you help us all in the future. Can you keep us coming here a secret?

Stacy Bolton: I sure can. But it was great seeing you all again.

Reggie: Same here Stacy. We'll see you soon.

Stacy Bolton: Awesome. See ya dudes.

They left and went back home.

Boo roared at Randall.

Randall: (to Boo) You've got guts, kid! (gets up) Too bad I gotta rip em right outta you!

Espio decided to make his move by throwing a kunai at Randall, hoping to kill him. He wasn't disappointed as the kunai ended up slicing Randall's head off.

Espio: Just send his spirit into the Book of Vile Darkness and make his body into a wallet. I'm keeping his head.

Vector: Aw, let him keep the head, guys.

Charmy: Yeah! Espio's earned it!

Nicole: His spirit is already in the Book of Vile Darkness and he won't like it in there.

Nico: Good riddance. Great job everyone!

We went to the Scare Floor and put the Door in.

The door lands in the station. The power shuts off.

CDA Agent: This is the CDA. Come out slowly with the child in plain sight.

(Mike emerges from behind the door, carrying Boo's monster costume.)

Mike: Okay, okay. You got us. Here we are. Here's the kid. I'm cooperating.

Maria: (to Mr. Waternoose) But before you do that, we have something to show you.

Maria played the tape recorded conversation with us and Evil Vanitas and they were shocked! Randall was behind it all!

May: Sir, I know you love this company like it's your own child. So, please. Trust us so you can save it.

Nico: We found an incredible energy source more powerful than Scream. Watch.

Luan went into a kids room and told them a funny joke and the kid laughed hard and the tank was full in an instant.

Mr. Waternoose: Wow! That was amazing!

Nico: And they do say that laughter is the best medicine.

Eli: But the tanks for the energy are too small. If they were bigger then we can bring an end to the energy crisis. And you wouldn't have to empty so many tanks in one sitting just to keep the power going.

Celia: That's not a bad idea.

Mr. Waternoose: I'm truly sorry for the trouble I've caused you all.

Toad: It's not your fault.

Salami Swami: You just wanted to save your company.

Weather Wizard: And in the end, we did help you save it.

Me: Yep.

Crimson Dynamo: (to Nico) You did a good job with leading the team military style, Nico.

Key: But just don't let it go to your head, okay?

Nico: (laughs) Don't worry, guys. Underneath that tough military performance, I'm still the same old Nico.

Key: That's good.

Nico: You all did a great job today. I'm proud of you all my soldiers.

Me: Thank you commander sir!

Eli: Thank you sir.

Nico stood in front of us and saluted us and we saluted him back.

Nico: Lets get ready to head home. But first we have one last thing to do.

We went to the prison of Monstertropolis in our world and went to Waternoose's cell and then he saw us open it.

Nico: Good news, Mr. Waternoose. You're getting out today!

Mr. Waternoose: All right!

Laney: That's awesome!

Nico: Call it an early release. But everyone in Monsters Inc. might not be ready to trust you again but we'll help you out.

Mr. Waternoose: I understand.

Sulley: (To the viewers) This was a great adventure. We now have seen the last of Randall but there are still many more adventures out there.

Nico: There sure are.

We went back home and we were glad we saved Monstropolis. Monstropolis is now part of Gotham Royal York and Monsters and humans can now live together in peace. We then had dinner and went to bed.

TO BE CONTINUED...


Part 8 done.

The next girl is gonna be Kagachi the Yamata No Orochi, the 8-Headed Serpent from Japanese Myth. Except she doesn't have 8 heads. Also we're going to meet her in the world of the 1957 movie The Monolith Monsters. Also the next chapter for part 9 is gonna be for the awesome 2013 movie Frozen and we're going to help Anna and her sister Elsa reconnect and said Arendelle from a nasty snowstorm as well as free Anna from her curse and we're also going to kill Hans and take down that traitor for good and send it as a message that if you mess with Arendelle, you mess with us.

See you all tomorrow.