FROZEN 2013


Over the forests of the Santa Monica Mountains in California, me and Omaima were flying over the area.

Omaima: J.D., you and Nico need to remember not to snap from all the pressure. The last thing we need is for you two to eat chum.

Omaima concentrated and groaned as her nose started to get long.

Me: Don't worry we're not gonna eat chum. That was just a joke.

She turned into her Sailfish form! SPEEDSLASH!

Me: YEAH! (Sees something) Whoa look there.

We went to a valley and we saw an incredible spectacle. We saw huge towering black crystals that were growing REALLY fast in seconds.

Me: WHOA! Look how fast those crystals are growing.

Speedslash: But crystals never grow that fast. They usually take thousands of years in a lot of heat and pressure from geothermal conditions.

Me: I know. Wait a second. I know these crystals! They are the Black Crystal monsters from the 1957 movie The Monolith Monsters!

Speedslash: WHOA! I remember that movie! That was intense!

Me: Yeah! These crystals are not from here. They are from another planet.

We saw the crystals falling over and then growing again.

Me: Wow! Just like in the movie.

Speedslash: We should take some of these rocks back to the estate for an analysis.

Me: Good idea.

I took out a pair of tongs and put some of the rocks in a jar and then we fired blasts of water and dissolved the Monolith Monsters. Then we saw a girl and a Celesteela appear. The girl was really a Yamata No Orochi, the 8-Headed Serpent of Japanese Myth.

Me: Whoa she's a Yamata no Orochi, the 8-headed snake from Japanese myth.

Speedslash: Wow that's cool and she has a Celesteela with her.

Me: Yep. Lets go help them out.

We fired blasts of salt water and destroyed the Monolith Monsters into nothing.

Kaguchi: That was amazing! Thank you.

Me: You're welcome.

Kagachi: Oh wow! You're the famous J.D. Knudson, leader of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Celesteela: It's such an honor to meet you.

Kagachi: I'm Kagachi and I'm a Yamata no Orochi.

Celesteela: My name is Celine Szczepanski and I was born in Poland but raised here in America. I turned myself into this on purpose so that I can destroy Team Rocket Scientists.

Me: Pleasure to meet you both. And Team Rocket is all dead. Me and my team killed them all except for Jessie, James and Meowth. They were fired before we killed all of Team Rocket.

Celesteela: Wow! That's good you did.

Me: Yep. I can give you the power to change at will and you can harness the powers of your Pokemon form.

Celesteela: I would like that.

Me: Awesome. But it's gonna hurt.

Celesteela: I'm ready.

Me: Okay. (Puts on Blind Man Glasses) Here we go. (Snaps fingers.)

Celine reverted back and she was naked. Omaima was human again. But topless.

Omaima: (covers her boobs) My clothing bill must be rising by now!

Me: All our clothing bills are rising.

I gave her and Celine new clothes.

Celine: Thanks J.D. Wow.

Kagachi: Those crystals growing that fast were amazing.

Omaima and Celine put on their clothes.

Celine: They sure were something.

Me: They were from the 1957 movie The Monolith Monsters. That was a really weird movie from my dad's past.

Celine: Wow!

Me: Yeah crazy.

Omaima: You aren't kidding.

Me: Lets get back to the World Tree Estate.

We went back to the World Tree Estate.


Back at the World Tree Estate, everyone was watching TV and playing card games and we came back.

Me: We're home.

Nico: Welcome home.

Kagachi: Wow! So this is the World Tree Estate.

Me: Yep. It's home.

Nico: Wow she's a Yamata no Orochi.

Me: Yep.

Miia: Kagachi!

Kagachi: Miia!

They hugged.

Miia: It's awesome having you with us.

Kagachi: Same here Miia.

Nico: We'll I'm heading out for a walk.

Me: Okay. Have fun.

But then before Nico was about to leave, we got an unexpected visit from James' poisonous and crazy fiancé, JESSEBELLE!

Me: Jessebelle!

May: What do you want now, Jessebelle?

Jessebelle: What else? I want James to marry me!

Me: Look, Jessebelle. I'm really at my wit's end right now! So, please back off while you still can.

Lugnut: Preferably before J.D. does something he might regret!

Me: Wait why did I say that? I'm not at my wits end.

Twilight Sparkle: Who is Jessebelle?

Me: Oh right you weren't told about her. She is really James' fiance in an arranged marriage made by his family. You see James came from a REALLY rich family and his parents arranged for him to be married to her. But James adamantly didn't want to be married to her and ran away. She wanted James to be living life in the high society when he already has enough of that already. When we first met Jessebelle we were shocked to see that she looks so much like Jessie.

Sunset Shimmer: The resemblance is almost completely uncanny.

Me: Yeah we thought that Jessie had a twin sister or something. But we warned her that if she wanted James she would have to take us all on.

Nico: Yep it's true.

Ekaterina: (Russian Accent) You are not getting to James without a fight.

Jessebelle: Then you will get one!

Ekaterina fired a wave of solar fire and it hit Jessebelle and sent her flying down to the surface of the planet and she was far out of sight.

TING.

Nico: Okay I'm off.

Me: Okay.

Nico left to his room and went through a portal to the Aligned Transformers Universe.

Nico then arrived.

Nico: Here I am.

Aligned Arcee: Welcome back Nico.

Nico: Glad to see you all.

Aligned Arcee: So, how are things back on your Earth?

Nico: Aside from J.D. continuing to be stressed out from Xehanort, pretty good.

Aligned Smokescreen: Just let the big baby have his tantrum. Sooner or later, he's gonna realize that real heroes don't act like that.

Nico: I know it's tough but that's why he has me.

Aligned Arcee: Good.

Nico saw that the Bee Team was unloading Stasis Pods.

Nico: Are those stasis pods?

Strongarm: Yep. In them are all the Decepticons we've captured over the years. Don't worry. They're not getting out.

Aligned Grimlock: Unless a Dark Orb used by one of our active enemies frees them all.

Nico: Well, I'd like to interview some of these Decepticons.

Aligned Bumblebee: You sure you want to do that?

Nico: I may be the leader of the Decepticons in my world but I want to see if some of them are worthy to join our Frenemies in the Masters of Evil.

Aligned Bumblebee: All right.

Nico opened 3 of them and he was interviewing RID Octopunch, Terrashock and Quillfire.

RID Octopunch: Whoa what a rush.

He saw the Autobots.

RID Octopunch: Haven't you Autobots humiliated us enough? (notices Nico) Who's this? Another human one of your human pets?

Nico: No I'm not here to fight you.

Nico pulled out his Decepticon Leader Medal.

Nico: Nicolas Chan, New Leader of the Decepticons at your service.

RID Octopunch: Whoa what happened with Megatron?

Nico: In my universe he's dead. But that's not why I'm here. I'm here to interview you and two other Decepticons to see if you are perfect for joining the Masters of Evil.

Terrashock: Interesting.

Nico got to talking with them and more.

Terrashock: You sure Vypra would be a better boss than Contrail?

Nico: She sure will and Vypra is a much better boss than Megatron ever will be. Even though I heard about the Megatron that the Bee Team faced.

Terrashock: Yeah he is cool. But Starscream is an absolute nightmare.

Nico: I heard he's worse than any other Starscream we know.

Terrashock: You heard right. He is a true terror.

Nico: Yeah no kidding. But it will be cool having the three of you in our Frenemies. Same with your friends minus some Decepticons.

Quillfire: It sure will.

Strongarm: This is gonna be interesting to see.

Quillfire: If J.D. acts like a tyrant, you should not be afraid to stand up to him and set him straight!

Nico: Oh, I always remember that. I thought you didn't like authority.

Quillfire: Well, I think I can make J.D. and Vypra exceptions. (to Aligned Bumblebee) I'm still not sure who I feel about you though!

Aligned Bumblebee: Just don't try anything, Quillfire. (smirks) You haven't even seen what some of my teammates can do yet.

Aligned Grimlock: And I'm always ready to go another round with you! (pounds fists together)

Nico: Awesome! But thanks for the advice guys.

RID Optimus Prime: We are honored to help out with you Nico. You can always come to us for help.

Nico: Thanks Optimus.

Nico later left through a portal.


Later the phone was ringing and it was Zarya. Nico came back.

Maria: Aren't you gonna answer that call from Zarya? It sounds urgent.

Me: Later. I'm still thinking about stuff.

?: Like what? How to put together a "J.D.'s suck a disappointment Dance"? You selling tickets to that or can anyone who thinks you're a jerk attend?

Everyone saw Dick Dastardly there.

Me: Dick Dastardly!? I didn't expect you to be here

Squidward: What do you want, Dastardly?

Dick Dastardly: Relax. I just want to have a nice chat with J.D.

Me: Usually when you're with us you are challenging us in a race. Is there a race on today?

Dick Dastardly: Not this time. I'm just here to talk.

Me: Certainly. What do you want to talk about? We have been under a lot of pressure lately.

Dick Dastardly: Yeah yeah! You're stressed about Xehanort. Poor J.D. Even Muttley feels sorry for you. But not me. If you're not answering one of your harem members, that proves I'm a better person than you right now in comparison. (shakes his head) Can't even realize that your own friends are only trying to help.

With that, Dick Dastardly leaves.

William: Dastardly might be a cheater and a jerk. But he's right this time, J.D. Lately, you have a habit of pushing us away.

Me: Sorry guys. But this pressure has been really getting to me. I'm sorry guys. (Crying) It's just that… (Crying hard.)

Varie and the girls came to comfort me.

Varie: Honey I know it's tough but we are all still here to support you in case you need something.

Applejack: Yeah buck up sugarcube. You have done so much for everyone and you have won so many battles.

Rainbow Dash: Yeah you are an awesome hero J.D.

Eli: And the best brother ever!

Squidward: I think there might be more dark orbs in you.

Me: (Realizes something) The spell might be wearing off.

Danny Phantom: Let me check.

He went intangible and went into me and pulled out a bunch of dark orb fragments and then he came out of me and I had a massive headache.

Me: (Groans) What a headache.

Danny: It's from these.

I looked and saw several Dark Orb shards.

Nico: Whoa! They must've found a way around the Spell that Brittney used.

Nico threw the Dark Orb Shards into the Warp.

I had an ice block on my head.

Me: How was it?

Nico: Just interviewed three candidates for the Masters of Evil. Did something happen?

Poliwag: Dick Dastardly showed up.

Poromon: But don't worry. He surprisingly had a heart to heart with J.D.

Me: Yeah and there wasn't a race today. But that's cool he came. I also found out that there were still dark orb fragments in me.

Nico: That can't be right. The spell should have blocked them from getting in.

Me: The Dark Orbs are starting to find a way to get around the barriers.

Nico: That's bad.

Lana: Yeah.

Nicole: I have a new recruit for us.

We saw that she had Pyra of the Xenoblade Chronicles with her!

Me: Whoa Pyra of Xenoblade Chronicles.

Pyra: That's right and it's an honor to meet you all J.D.

Me: Same here. Welcome to the team. I heard you were just added to the Super Smash Brothers Roster recently.

Pyra: I sure was.

Maria: Wonder why Poliwag and Poromon were in a hurry to get back to the Estate?

We then saw some cans on the floor.

May: (groans) Oh, crap. Are they drinking beer again?!

Dinobot saw one of the cans.

Dinobot: (optics widen) No. They weren't drinking beer!

Me: (Picks up a can) These are cans of Red Bull Energy Drinks!

Nico: Oh man!

We saw Poliwag running around fast and he was running faster than a bullet fired from a gun!

Me: WHOA! Look at him run!

ZOOOM ZOOOM ZOOOM ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM!

Donatello: Poliwag! Calm down! Why did you drink so much Red Bull?!

Poliwag: (Talking fast) (Laughing crazily) TomakemeanawesomefightingforcetobefearedinBadguysanditsureisgreat!

Nico: Catch that?

Maria: He wants to be an awesome fighter with it.

Me: Wow!

Brian: This reminds me of the time when Peter had Red Bull.

Stewie: Oh my God don't remind me of that.

Sideways: Poliwag, give us that Red Bull before you hurt somebody!

Nico: Yeah Poliwag.

Poliwag was jumping all over the place.

Lincoln: Wow look at him go! I don't think we can catch him!

Eli: Oh no?

Eli used the Force and held Poliwag in place.

Eddy: Let's keep Poliwag like this for the next mission.

Skids: Eddy, that... is actually a good idea!

Skips: I agree with him. That could be a very useful idea for the next mission.

Eddy: Thanks guys.

Me: Anyway it's my turn to lead today.

Poliwag starts jumping on Azula's head.

Azula: I know it's J.D.'s turn to lead today. But can someone please put Poliwag on a leash?!

Nico: I have an idea.

Edd: Way ahead of you guys.

Ed, Edd N Eddy built a makeshift cage for Poliwag like the one they used for Jonny when he was being a pest.

Edd: This will be an appropriate containment vessel for Poliwag.

Lea: (to Lola) Don't tell me you had a nightmare!

Lola was crying.

Natilee: Yeah she did and it was awful.

Natilee showed us her dream in her sketchpad and it showed Lindsey Sweetwater winning all of Lola's Pageants and Lola was homeless and living in a box and she was now hideously ugly! Her face was so badly ugly that we won't show you a description of what it looked like.

Me: Oh GEEZ!

Lea then threw up all over Nico!

Nico: HEY! AH SICK! Thanks a lot Lea!

Lea: Sorry.

Nico went to get some new clothes and came back with new clothes on.

2016 Morbucks, Condiment King, Wolf, Artie Ziff, Wolf, Motor Ed, Toad, Salami Swami, Weather Wizard, Crimson Dynamo and Key then appeared.

2016 Morbucks: Can me, Condiment King, Wolf, Artie Ziff, Wolf, Motor Ed, Toad, Salami Swami, Weather Wizard, Crimson Dynamo and Key go with you guys?

Me: Yes you all can and it's my turn to lead. We're going to the world of Frozen from 2013.

Wolf: Oh wow! That's gonna be something.

Motor Ed: You guys haven't seen Anna and Elsa in a long time. Seriously.

Me: I know. It feels like forever. Last time was when Elsa caught a nasty cold and it was for when Anna's birthday was on.

Nico: Yeah Poor Elsa. But Anna's birthday was awesome.

Jack Frost: I'm worried about Elsa. I hope she's all right.

Me: Well lets get ready and we better bring our coats just in case.

Eli: I can't wait to see Anne and Elsa again. I love them both like sisters too.

Nunnally: Yep. It will be great to see them.

Me: Lets get ready.

We went to the Simulator.


In the simulator we got ready and we had our fur parkas tied around our waists just in case. The Simulator activated and we were in Arendelle.

Volt Luster: Look how beautiful Arendelle is. Too bad it's gonna be encased in cold weather soon.

Brontes: Maybe that won't happen if we take Hans out quickly. Before Elsa loses it.

Me: I know. But unfortunately we can't act until the time is right. Lets head to the castle.

Eli: I can't wait to see Anna and Elsa.

We went up to the castle and went in and it was beautiful.

Me: Wow. Arendelle Castle is just as beautiful as ever.

Eli: The first time I was here was when I was 4 and I found out that I have fire powers.

Eli formed a ball of fire in his hands and we were amazed.

Me: WHOA! Eli that is so cool!

Nico: Yeah!

Lana: We didn't know you could do that Eli.

Laney: Yeah that's cool!

Me: I hope Anna wakes up on time. You know how big of a heavy sleeper she is.

[Anna is asleep in her room, snoring when there's a knock on her door]

Kai: Princess Anna?

Anna: Huh?

Kai: Princess Anna?

[Anna sits up, her eyes are still closed and her hair is all messed up]

Anna: Yeah? [she pulls a piece of hair from her mouth]

Kai: Sorry to wake you, ma'am but...

Anna: No, no, no. You didn't. [she yawns with her eyes still closed] I've been up for hours. [as she sits she falls back asleep and starts to snore, as her head drops she startles herself awake] Who is it?

Kai: It's still me, ma'am. The gates will open soon. Time to get ready.

[Anna stretches still with her eyes closed]

Anna: Of course! Ready for what?

Kai: Your sister's coronation, ma'am.

Anna: My sister's corneration... [she opens her eyes and notices her coronation dress at the other end of the room and she suddenly bolts awake with excitement] It's coronation day! [she quickly gets out of bed] [Anna bursts out of her room, wearing her coronation dress, she passes by a servant and takes her hand in excitement] It's coronation day!

Anna was really excited about it too.

We went into Arendelle castle and we saw Elsa and she was really nervous.

Poliwag: HeyElsa!Youexcitedtobecomequeen?Ibetyouare!

Elsa: (confused) I'm sorry. What?

Artie Ziff: Don't mind Poliwag. He's a little hyper today.

Elsa: J.D.? Everyone! Wow! It's great to see you all again!

Me and Elsa hugged.

Me: Same to you Elsa. We heard it's your big coronation day and congratulations.

Elsa: Thank you.

Me: Sorry we haven't seen each other in so long.

Elsa: I know you all are very busy. We've been catching up on all your adventures and they are some of the most amazing we've ever seen.

Me: Lots of things have changed over the last 3 and a half years. Last time we saw you was when we celebrated Anna's birthday and you were sick with a nasty cold.

Elsa: I know that was a nasty one. Wow you guys have a lot of new friends.

Twilight Sparkle: It's an honor to meet you Elsa.

Sunset Shimmer: We heard so much about you.

Elsa: I'm honored to meet the famous protectors of Equestria. (Sees Eli) Gasp. Eli? Is that you?

Eli: Been a while Elsa.

They hugged for the first time in a while.

Elsa: It's awesome seeing you here.

Eli: It sure is.

Elsa saw Eli's scar and gasped.

Elsa: What happened to you?

Me: Oh his scar? Eli got shot while defending Maria Robotnik here.

Maria Robotnik: Eli is a true hero and he is a really brave boy.

J.D. 3: It's true Elsa. He is a brave and magnificent hero.

Elsa: Wow. Lots of things must've happened to you all while you all were busy.

Me: Yeah they sure did.

I told her everything that happened to us since we last visited and it was intense. I also told her about the upcoming war with Xehanort in the next few days and that we could use her help in destroying him once and for all.

Elsa: I'm sorry, guys. I can't help you against Xehanort. I'd just be a liability.

Cybertron Menasor: (Irish Accent) It's okay, lass. We're not forcing you to fight.

Me: Elsa you are not a liability. You have a been a very big help to us and Eli loves you and Anna like sisters.

Elsa: You think so?

Me: We know so. And you are a great friend and a truly great asset to the team. Even Jack Frost here thinks so.

Jack Frost: That's right Elsa.

Anna then came in.

Anna: Elsa are you… (Gasp) Guys!

Me: Anna!

Anna and me hugged.

Anna: It's awesome having you all here with us!

Me: Same here Anna. How have you been the last time we were here?

Anna: Been really good.

Me: Awesome.

Eli: Hello Anna.

Anna: (Gasp) Little Eli!

They hugged too.

Anna: Man you've gotten so big the last time you were here.

Eli: I know. Time sure flew huh.

Anna: It sure has. (See's Eli's Scar) (Gasp) Eli what happened?

Me: Eli got shot while defending Maria Robotnik here. He's a true hero for taking a bullet for her.

Anna: Oh wow! (Hugs him again) Eli is not just my brother. He's a true hero.

Me: Yes he is.

We had a good time catching up and then we later saw HANS WESTERGAARD OF THE SOUTHERN ISLES!


Hans Westergaard, better known as Prince Hans, is the secondary antagonist of Disney's Frozen franchise.

He serves as the main antagonist of Disney's Frozen and its novel adaptation A Frozen Heart, a cameo character in the short film Frozen Fever and its sequel Frozen II, also the unseen overarching antagonist of the midquel short film Once Upon a Snowman. He is Princess Anna's ex-fiancé-turned-arch-nemesis, who plots to usurp the throne of Arendelle in order to obtain power for himself.

He was voiced by Santino Fontana. In the musical, he was portrayed by John Riddle.

Background

Hans is a prince from the Kingdom of the Southern Isles, a trade partner of Arendelle. Not much is known about the prince's past; however, he has mentioned that he is the youngest of thirteen brothers and was often neglected. Three of them even pretended he didn't exist for two years.

His past is further explored in the tie-in novel, A Frozen Heart, where it's revealed that the abuse he described was way worse than what he told Anna, as he was severely understating it. Throughout his childhood, eleven of his brothers (mostly Prince Caleb, Prince Rudi & Prince Runo) endlessly bullied and harassed him for his ineptitude in exceeding the goals their father set for his sons, even humiliating him during social and political gatherings or playing cruel pranks that landed him in major trouble. Also, one of the scenes in the book showed him self-harming himself by passing his hand on an old table and getting hurt by the splinters, but finding the pain to be much better than the constant emotional turmoil his family puts him through.

His father King Westergaard was a ruthless and abusive man who thought only the fittest survive and despised weakness, a trait he saw in his youngest son. As a result, Hans was neglected by his father in ways ranging from verbal tirades to deliberately encouraging his older sons to bully Hans so he'll be toughened up. His mother, the Queen, was much more loving towards her son and would act as his only true motivation towards concealing his discomfort during family gatherings. He also felt comfortable with Lars, the only one of his 12 brothers whom he got along with. Nevertheless, Hans grew to despise the majority of his brothers, though he still sought his father's approval and love.

As he grew older, his upbringing took a toll on his psyche, causing him to develop a pessimistic and cynical outlook on love and focus on his own betterment. Knowing he would never rule the throne of the Southern Isles, Hans concocted a scheme to marry into monarchy elsewhere, eventually setting his sights on the Kingdom of Arendelle. Hans' plans changed after realizing how reserved the to-be queen was towards socialization, prompting the prince to instead target her lonely, less mature younger sister Anna, planning to murder Queen Elsa after their marriage, which would result in him becoming king, despite Lars' warning.

Frozen Meeting with Royalty

Once the Southern Isles is given word of Queen Elsa's coronation, Hans is the royal representative that attends in honor of his kingdom. Along with the other invited royalty, Hans arrives on the day of the event, though he fully intended to wed Elsa to marry directly into the throne, lustful only for power and obedience, knowing he would never rule his native kingdom. However, it was soon clear to him that Elsa was far too reserved for anyone to become close to for reasons he didn't know at the time (out of the desire to keep them safe from her then-unstable magic), thus leading to the next victim of the prince's scheme.

Hans is first seen arriving in Arendelle on his horse Sitron, accidentally running into Princess Anna. Using grace and charm, Hans immediately woos the lovesick princess making her his back-up plan, with Anna almost immediately falling for him due to his wondrous looks and undeniable charisma. Their little flirtation is cut to a close, however, when the bells for the queen's coronation are rung. As Anna runs off, Hans realizes he's found the perfect tool for his plot to domination.

Moments later, Hans attends Queen Elsa's crowning, waving to Anna as he watches alongside the other visiting royals and dignitaries. Later on that night, a ball is held in honor of the new queen, and Hans appears at the celebration party, soon finding and inviting Anna for a romantic waltz after "coincidentally" bumping into her once again.

Wooing Princess Anna/Elsa's Curse

The romantic dance eventually leads to an entire date, with the entire night of the young couple being spent bonding. During their time together, Hans learns of Anna's longing of having someone special in her life, with her sister apparently developing a dislike of her, to which Hans openly relates to because of his brothers' abuse, only furthering Anna's connection with him. And with this, Hans promises to never shut Anna out, unlike Elsa, much to the princess' absolute joy.

By the end of their tour throughout the kingdom, Hans works up the courage to propose, with Anna agreeing in a heartbeat being too naive to understand how true love works. The two head back to the royal throne room, where the party is being held, to ask for Queen Elsa's blessing, to which Elsa coldly refuses, stating that Anna shouldn't be marrying someone she just met, ending the party and ordering Hans to leave out of frustration. Heartbroken, Anna confronts her sister, possibly demanding her blessing, but this causes the queen's powers over ice and snow (the reason she goes so far out of her way to isolate herself from the outside world) to be revealed, much to Hans' shock, along with everyone else's.

The Duke of Weselton, one of the neighboring royals, immediately declares Elsa a monster, and orders his men to capture her. Elsa flees, accidentally causing an eternal winter over Arendelle while doing so, having Anna and Hans chase after her until she is out of reach. Hans asks Anna if she had known of Elsa's mysterious abilities, to which the princess denies. In order to save the land, Anna volunteers to go after Elsa, but Hans wasn't too fond of the idea, knowing if something terrible should befall Anna, his quest for domination would be abolished, as they still weren't married just yet. However, Anna insists that Hans stays behind to rule during her absence, to which the prince eventually agrees to.

Hans in Command

It wasn't long before Arendelle became an icy wasteland; with citizens becoming weak due to the frigid temperatures, causing mild chaos throughout the land that would surely worsen. Hans took advantage of the situation to endear himself to the people. While this seemed to be a charitable act, the goods were not for Hans to distribute. When the Duke of Weselton pointed this out, Hans didn't bring up the plight of the people but asserted his authority by threatening the Duke with a charge of treason - which has no basis as Hans, being only the acting king.

Scolding Hans, the Duke then openly expresses his suspicion over Anna and Elsa, believing they're conspiring together to doom them all. Hans immediately snaps and threatens to punish the Duke for treason if he doesn't silence himself, ordering the diminutive Duke to refrain from questioning the princess. Throughout this crisis, Hans actually proves to be a confident leader: distributing aid and allocating resources in the face of a disaster he didn't foresee; whether it's to capitalize on popularity or simply because he is actually an effective royal is unclear as there is no evidence that proves he cares about anyone from Arendelle.

Just then, Anna's horse returns without the royal rider, making Hans believe Anna is in danger. He needs one of the royal ladies alive for his plan to continue. With the royal guards and the Duke's men in tow, Hans leads a rescue mission for Anna and a hunt for Elsa. Unbeknownst to the kingdom, this gives Hans the perfect chance to alternately kill Elsa for a seemingly heroic reason, or to return her and Anna to the kingdom and cement himself with both women and the public as part of his greater plans.

Attack on Elsa's Palace

The army arrives at Elsa's ice palace before long, and are immediately attacked by Elsa's giant snowman Marshmallow. Hans and his army battle the beast, though he proves to be nearly invincible and completely implacable. Fortunately for the prince, he is able to get a clear path at the snow beast, and slices Marshmallow's left leg clean off, causing the creature to stumble into a chasm to his apparent death. With him out of the way, Hans and the others rush inside to find Anna, but she is nowhere in sight.

Instead, they find Elsa seconds away from killing the Duke's two guards who had previously snuck past Marshmallow on orders of the corrupt Weselton representative. Hans is able to stop her from killing them as they intended for her, freeing the two thugs. However, one of the thugs attempts to strike her with their crossbow, but Hans interferes and, with apparent purpose, causes the arrow to shoot upward to Elsa's massive chandelier, hoping the impact would kill her while making it seem like an accident. The chandelier comes crashing down, but it only manages to knock Elsa unconscious.

Captured, Elsa is imprisoned in Arendelle's dungeon. With the winter curse spiraling out of all control, Hans knows he must find a way to save his potential kingdom, and decides to pay Elsa a visit, asking her to put an end to the winter. However, Elsa confesses that she doesn't know how, and asks to be released in hopes that leaving will draw the storms away with her. Hans claims he will do what he can, and returns to the Duke of Weselton and the other dignitaries in the library, who were frantically looking for a solution to freedom from the icy curse, though to no avail just yet.

Hans decides he must go back out to find Anna, still needing her marriage in order to legitimize his hold on the throne, but one of the dignitaries explains that he needs to stay put, as he is all Arendelle has left. With this in mind, Hans learns it will be unnecessary to return into the blizzard, as the kingdom is practically his as long as Anna never returns. Just then, Anna suddenly returns and desperately begs Hans for a kiss. The two were given privacy as Anna explained that during her journey, Elsa froze her heart, and only an act of true love can save her from freezing to death, to which Hans presumes she's referring to "a true love's kiss".

However, Hans smirks, reveals his true colors, and rejects Anna, immediately pulling away from their failed kiss and closing the shades of the room, as well as putting out the fire in an attempt to quicken her death. Confused, Anna tries to understand what's going on. Hans reveals he didn't actually love Anna, but was only using her to become the king of Arendelle. He reveals his matured plot to marry Anna, kill Elsa and become king of Arendelle through ascension, verbally abusing her in the process by pointing out how easy she was to deceive compared to her sister. He knew that due to being thirteenth in line, he had no chance of obtaining the throne of his own kingdom, so he sought to rule somewhere else; proving he is no better than his father.

Anna tries to stop him, but she is far too weak and can merely plead for mercy as her condition deteriorates. After informing her of his next move, which is to kill Elsa, thus restoring summer and gaining the unflinching loyalty of Arendelle, the evil prince leaves Anna to die, locking the door and trapping her within to prevent others from finding her.

Death to Queen Elsa

Hans then returns to the Duke and the other dignitaries, pretending to be terribly distraught. He tells them that Anna was killed by Elsa's curse and that their marriage vows were said just before she died in his arms, thus making him king of Arendelle. The lie is fully believed by the assembled ambassadors and royals, and, as his first order as the new ruler of Arendelle, Hans charges Elsa with treason and sentences her to immediate death.

Hans and the royal guards then make their way to the dungeon to carry out her execution, but by the time they arrive, they find that Elsa has managed to escape into the fjord through the accelerating chaos caused by her powers, much to Hans' frustration, and just as a deadly blizzard begins consuming the entire kingdom, driven inadvertently by his own meddling and stressing of the queen.

Furious, Hans decides to take matters into his own hands, and goes into the frozen fjord to confront Elsa himself, sword in hand. Once he stumbles upon her in the blizzard, he tells Elsa that escaping all the damage she's caused is futile, but Elsa merely pleads for mercy, asking the prince to take care of her sister in her absence, to which Hans responds by informing Elsa of Anna's fictitious death as a result of the former's strike to her heart and, despite his "efforts" to save her, blaming Elsa for the tragedy. Devastated, Elsa falls onto her knees, with her sorrow freezing the very air around them, and providing Hans the opportunity to end her.

Defeat and Detainment

Before he is able to murder Elsa, however, Anna arrives and blocks Hans' blow, completely freezing to death just before Hans' weapon strikes her, and shatters the blade with frigid temperatures. The forceful blast caused by Anna's freezing death brutally knocks the evil prince off his feet, causing him to fall upon the ice and rendering him unconscious.

When he awakens several moments later, he finds Arendelle thawed and peace restored. As Hans struggles to his feet, Kristoff moves to attack him, but Anna decides to confront the fallen prince herself, staying the big man's hand. Anna approaches the traitorous prince, and the sight of Anna alive and well confuses Hans, prompting him to ask how she had survived the frozen heart curse. Anna then berates Hans by telling him that he's the only one present with the frozen heart, and turns her back at him much to Hans' disbelief. Out of fury and revenge for almost killing her and her sister, the princess immediately wheels around a few seconds later, punches him in the face, and causes him to fall off the ship they were aboard which pleases the witnesses whom either figured out about Hans's betrayal on their own or put two and two together.

Humiliated and defeated, Hans is then apprehended without resistance, imprisoned on a French ship headed back to the Southern Isles and banished from Arendelle forever. According to the French dignitary, he is set to face an unspecified punishment by his brothers. However, we do know that part of his sentence involves during unpleasant chores.

Frozen Fever

Hans makes a brief appearance in this short. Part of his punishment is revealed to be working at the Royal Stables of the Southern Isles, shovelling manure. When Elsa sneezes into the Giant Horn as she blows it to celebrate Anna's birthday, a giant snowball is launched from Arendelle all the way to the Southern Isles, which hits him right into a cart of manure, burying him. The nearby horses laugh at his predicament.

Frozen II

In the three years following his attempted takeover of Arendelle, Hans is nowhere to be seen, which implies that he may still be serving his punishment. However, Hans is mentioned and alluded throughout the story. While playing charades on family, when Anna had to pretend being a villain, Kristoff believes that she's imitating Hans. Anna also mentions her adventure to save Elsa from Hans when she promises Elsa to follow her to discover the mystery behind the elemental spirits. Olaf also acts like Hans while telling about the events of the first film to the Northuldrans and the Arendellians trapped in the forest.

Near the film's climax, Hans makes a non-physical appearance when Elsa arrives on Ahtohallan and sees snowy manifestations of the past. While walking alongside the manifestations, Elsa sees one of Hans presenting himself to Anna during his arrival to Arendelle. Still bitter towards Hans due to his previous actions, Elsa uses her powers to crumble the manifestation out of disgust.


Key: There's Hans right now. Maybe I can give him a poisoned drink when no one's looking.

Me: We'll keep that option open for later. Right now lets watch.

Eli: Just look at that guy. What a pathetic excuse of a man he is.

Laney: Yeah I've always hated him.

Lola: Same with me.

Raya: I've hated him too.

Popeye: Why that doity palooka.

Me: Calm down everyone. The Coronation's about to get underway.

We saw the Coronation underway and Anna was later asking a bunch of questions to Elsa and then Elsa got angry.

Elsa: I said, ENOUGH! [as Elsa turns suddenly ice shoots from her hand which spikes across the floor shocking the guests as they back away]

Me: WHOA!

Nico: That is cool!

We then saw the DUKE OF WESELTON!


The Duke of Weselton, sometimes mockingly referred to as the Duke of Weasel Town, is the secondary antagonist of Disney's 53rd full-length animated feature film Frozen and a cameo character in Disney's 58th full-length animated feature film Frozen II.

He is the conniving, egotistical and manipulative Duke of one of Arendelle's neighboring kingdoms, Weselton, and seeks to exploit Arendelle's goods for his own benefit. He has two guards at his disposal named Erik and Francis, willing to assist him in whatever he needs. However, the Duke ends up being played by a far greater threat, Prince Hans.

He was voiced by Alan Tudyk, who also played Lenny in Ice Age, Turbo/King Candy in Disney's Wreck-It Ralph, Duke Weaselton in Disney's Zootopia, Ludo in Disney's Star vs. the Forces of Evil, Van Wayne, Alistair Krei in Disney's Big Hero 6 and Big Hero 6: The Series, The Joker in Harley Quinn, and Iago in the 2019 live action Aladdin film. In Once Upon a Time, the younger version of the Duke was portrayed by Jonathan Runyon. In the musical, he was portrayed by Robert Creighton.

Frozen

The Duke of Weselton is first seen with his bodyguards Erik and Francis entering Arendelle and nearing the castle gates. The greedy royal proves to be extremely excited, deeming Arendelle his most mysterious trade partner, and that he greatly looks forward to unlocking its secrets and exploiting its riches. However, he accidentally says this out loud to his guards. Along with the other dignitaries, the Duke attends Elsa's crowning coronation as well as the ball thrown in honor of her first night as queen.

Anna and Elsa's majordomo Kai introduces the snooty duke, which is when the short royal offers Elsa her first dance as queen, claiming he should have the honor being their closest partner in trade. Elsa rejects the offer politely, but volunteers Anna, to which the Duke agrees to nonetheless. Though he believes otherwise, he's a terrible dancer, constantly stepping on Anna's toes and making a complete fool out of himself. The entire event was merely a chance to become closer to the two princesses, hoping a close relationship would further enhance his trading business with Arendelle. In the middle of his routine, he questions the princess as to why the castle gates were closed for so many years, to which she nervously claims ignorance on the situation.

Not too long after the comedic scene, Anna and Elsa get into an argument, and the drama causes Elsa's secret power over ice and snow to be revealed. The fearful Duke calls her out, claiming it to be dark magic/sorcery, and orders his men to capture her the moment she flees, though he and his goons were nearly killed by an accidental blast caused by the queen, resulting in the Duke calling her out as a monster. Anna, the visiting Prince Hans, and the Duke follow after the queen, who escapes into the mountains, accidentally casting a powerful curse over Arendelle, putting it into an eternal winter.

It begins to snow eerily throughout the land, causing the citizens to worry, though the Duke immediately becomes irrational, panicking, albeit humorously. He then suspects Anna to have powers as well, but the princess denies and explains that Elsa means no harm. The stubborn Duke finds it hard to believe, as she nearly killed him with her magic during the chase. However, to free the land from the curse, Anna volunteers to go after the queen. The Duke immediately agrees, but her fiancé Prince Hans was not too fond of the idea. Nevertheless, Anna departs and leaves Hans in charge.

Later on, back in Arendelle, things have become worse with the snow having become ice, freezing the entire kingdom, and the living conditions become unbearable for the citizens as, due to the curse overcoming the land in the middle of summer, no one is prepared for the harsh winter weather that's arrived. Hans and the royal guards are busy giving away free cloaks and other necessities for the kingdom's inhabitants who are struggling to survive, much to the Duke's dismay.

The Duke scolds Hans on his actions, not wanting the prince giving away any of Arendelle's tradable goods instead of taking action against Elsa, believing Anna's merely conspiring with her to doom the land. However, the Duke is soon forced to silence himself when Hans snaps at him, threatening the Duke with his power to have him arrested for treason. Disgusted by Hans' claims, the Duke's silenced until Anna's horse returns alone. Hans feels the princess is in danger, and asks volunteers to journey to Queen Elsa's palace with him to find her. The Duke volunteers his bodyguards, and secretly orders them to eliminate Elsa should they find her so they could put an end to the winter.

With Hans in charge, the bodyguards journey to Elsa's ice palace where they ignore Hans' orders to bring no harm to the queen and barge into the icy walls, immediately taking action. However, soon enough, Elsa gains the upper hands and uses her abilities to battle the duo, nearly killing them until Hans intervenes. Even so, the Snow Queen is captured and imprisoned, though the order given to the Duke's thugs either remained confidential or ignored, as the Duke was not seen given any punishment or word on the matter, though the thugs were not seen again for quite some time, likely suspended as punishment for disobeying Hans' commands.

Meanwhile, in the castle parlor, Hans decides he'll go back out in an attempt to find Anna, but one of the dignitaries suggests he stays behind, as he's all Arendelle has should Anna fail to return. Just then, however, she does, and desperately asks Hans to kiss her, prompting the Duke and the others to leave the room, giving them some privacy, completely unaware that the prince is actually villainous and power-hungry, planning to betray Anna to steal the throne. Moments later, Hans returns looking distraught just as the Duke declares action be taken once again. He tells them Anna was killed by Elsa, and that they said their marriage vows just before she died in his arms, thus making him king of Arendelle. The claims were lies, but the Duke and other dignitaries are oblivious to the fact, and Hans sentences Queen Elsa to death.

Moments later, Elsa accidentally causes a powerful blizzard to break through as she escapes from her prison cell, and the Duke of Weselton joins the other dignitaries, who rush onto the castle balcony to see what the ruckus was. From there, they are able to witness Anna sacrificing herself to save Elsa from the treacherous Hans and mourn for her death once she freezes solid doing so. Fortunately, she thaws soon enough, as well as the entire kingdom after love is revealed to be the breaker of Elsa's curse.

The Duke and the dignitaries all rejoice once peace is restored. The Duke, however, is denied speaking with Elsa about businesses, due to his earlier attempt to have her killed. The Duke tries to claim that he was innocent and a victim of fear, but to no avail, as he and his thugs are sent back to Weselton after being told that they are now cut off from trading with Arendelle by orders of Queen Elsa. While being pulled aboard his ship, he is heard insisting that his home is not named "Weaseltown" after being mispronounced once again, though purposely by Kai to annoy him. It's unknown what happened to the Duke and his thugs after returning to Weselton, but it's possible that they may have been punished by the King of Weselton for their actions on Arendelle or even stripped from their positions.

Frozen II

The Duke makes a cameo appearance in the sequel. While traversing the caverns of a mystic river called the Ahtohallan, Elsa encounters snowy manifestations of various figures from her past, including Hans and the Duke. One vision recreates the Duke's first meeting with Anna and Elsa, in which his toupee falls off. Another vision depicts the Duke dancing "like a chicken with the face of a monkey", much to Elsa's amusement. Elsa eventually soon learns that she got her powers from the mystical spirits following a curse inflicted on the Enchanted Forest (due to her mother Iduna saving her father Agnarr during a war between the Northuldrans and Arendellians instigated by Elsa's deceased grandfather King Runeard). With this information, Elsa was able to get Anna and their friends to lift the curse and bring true peace to both Arendelle and Northuldra.


Duke: (Austrian Accent) Sorcery. I knew there was something dubious going on here.

Poliwag: Youshutthefuckup,DukeofWeaseltown!Elsasnotawitch!

Duke: And apparently, she's cast a spell on this Pokemon so I can't understand it!

Luminous: (about to shoot a light ray at him) Say another world, Duke of Weaseltown. I dare you!

Me: I got this Luminous.

I grabbed the Duke of Weselton and lifted him up.

Me: You listen to me you pompous old pile of rotten weasel skins, Elsa is our friend! She was born with powerful ice powers and she doesn't know how to use them right because she went through a lot! You will never get your hands on any of the treasures of Arendelle as long as we're present! You got that you asshole!?

Duke: (Gulp) You are possessed.

Venom: Let us handle this.

Venom grabbed him.

Venom: You come in here again... In fact, you go anywhere in this castle, preying on innocent people as well as the treasures of Arendelle, and we will find you and we will eat both of your arms and then both of your legs. And then we will eat your face right off your head. Do you understand?

Duke: No no please.

Venom: Yes. So, you will be this armless, legless, faceless thing, won't you, going down the street like a turd in the wind? Do you feel me?

Duke: What are you?

Venom revealed Eddie's face.

Venom and Eddie: WE are Venom.

Anna: Elsa?

[Elsa opens the door and rushes out] [as Elsa bursts out of the castle door there's a crowd waiting outside]

Me: ELSA WAIT!

Woman in Crowd: There she is! [the crowd cheers, Elsa starts running through them when she is stopped by a man in the crowd]

Man in Crowd: It is her! [he bows] Queen Elsa. [Elsa pushes past him and tries to run through the crowd again] Our beautiful queen. [she's stopped by a woman holding a baby]

Woman Holding Baby: You Majesty? Are you alright? [Elsa backs away but knocks into the nearby fountain and as she grabs the edge the fountain and water in it freeze, the crowd gasps in shock]

Duke: There she is! Stop her!

I fired energy beams at the Duke and they hit him all over and exploded!

KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOMMMMM! KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!

Elsa: Please, just stay away from me. Stay away! [suddenly ice shoot out of her hand freezing the ground and castle steps which makes the Duke and his guards fall]

Duke: Monster. Monster! [Elsa looks at her hand, as she turns the woman with the baby steps back in fear as does everyone else in the crowd, Elsa runs off]

Eli fired waves of Force Lightning at the Duke and his guards and electrocuted them all over and burned them.

Anna: Elsa! [Anna rushes after her] Elsa! [as Elsa reaches the lake's edge the ground beneath her feet freezes] Wait, please! [as Anna rushes after her Elsa takes a step onto the lake water and the water freezes under her foot, she starts running across the water as the water freezes under her feet] Elsa, stop!

Me: ELSA COME BACK!

[Anna goes to step onto the frozen lake water but slips, Hans who's been following Anna rushes to her side]

Hans: Anna!

Anna: No. [they watch as Elsa runs across the lake as it freezes towards the forest]

Hans: The fjord. [the ice spreads freezing the entire fjord is frozen, back in the castle courtyard the crowd start to notice snow falling]

Woman in Crowd #1: Snow?

Woman in Crowd #2: Snow?

Woman in Crowd #1: Yes, snow!

Hans: Are you alright?

Anna: No.

Hans: Did you know?

Anna: No.

Duke: [grabbing one of his guards] Look! It's snowing! It's snowing! The Queen has cursed this land! She must be stopped! You have to go after her.

POW!

I punched the Duke and sent him crashing into the wall.

Me: You talk too much duke Fuckelburg.

Nico: Funny!

Anna: It was an accident. She was scared. She didn't mean it. She didn't mean any of this. Tonight was my fault. I pushed her, so I'm the one that needs to go after her.

Me: It's not your fault Anna.

Anna: Bring me, my horse! Please?

They did so.

Anna: Elsa's not dangerous. I'll bring her back and I'll make this right.

Me: She's our friend too. We'll go with you Anna. She needs us more than ever.

Wolf: I'll get on my Wolfen and go after Elsa. You guys catch up before Hans does!

Poliwag: OkeydokeylokiWolf!

Pinkie Pie: HEY! That's my line!

Me: Be careful Wolf. Good thing we came here with our coats tied around our waists.

We put on our coats.

Anna: I'll go with you all.

Me: Okay Anna. Lets bundle up guys. It's gonna get chilly. Lets roll!

We were off to find Elsa.

Weather Wizard: You know I can just change the weather back to normal, right?

Me: We know that. But this is no ordinary snowstorm. This storm was made by Elsa's powers.

Nico: Her ice powers are so awesome.

Eli: They sure are. But so are my fire powers.

Eli formed a ball of fire and threw it onto the frozen lake and melted a huge hole into the ice and thawed it out.

Nico: WHOA! That was awesome!

Lana: Maybe you can use those fire powers on the Duke.

Lola: If I ever see him again, I'm going to cut open his head and eat his brain!

Me: EW!

Lucy Loud: Wicked.

Fu: Lola you don't want to do that!

We saw a beautiful castle and it was made of pure ice.

Me: Wow! Look at that castle.

Nico: Yeah.

Lola: It's beautiful.

We then went through a portal and we were in a Labyrinth.

Me: Wow it's a maze of ice.

Supernova Zap: I don't know who made this labyrinth. But it sure is an a-MAZE-ing cold obstacle! (Rimshot)

Luan: (Laughs) That was a good one Supernova!

Eddy: (Laughs) That was a good one!

Nico: (Laughs) That was funny!

Popeye: (Laughs)

Me: That was a good one.

Eli: Yeah it sure was.

Me: Lets press on.

We did so and killed lots of heartless and Nobodies and got immense power boost.

Along the way we met Kristoff and his Caribou, Sven.

Eli: Hey Kristoff!

Kristoff: Wow Eli! It's great to see you and Team Loud Phoenix Storm it's great to see you all again.

Me: Same to you Kristoff and Sven it's awesome to see you.

Indigo Zap: It's nice to meet you, Kristoff.

Kristoff: Same here. (notices Poliwag) Um... can I ask what's up with your pet?

Poliwag: ABCDEFGBarneyismyenemystickashotgunuphisnosepullthetriggerthereheegoesABCDEFGBarneyismyenemy!

Maria: I think Poliwag said something about shooting Barney the Dinosaur with a shotgun.

Me: That is silly.

Nico: Yeah!

Anna: Crazy huh?

Then a snowman appeared and it was Olaf.

Olaf: Hi! I'm Olaf. And I love warm hugs!

Toad: Well, I would like to give you a warm hug, Olaf.

Poliwag: SowouldI!CanIhughimNico?Pleasepleasepleaseplease!

Nico: You sure can.

Poliwag hugged him all over.

Me: Olaf you are always so funny.

Eli: It's awesome to see you again Olaf.

Olaf: Wow! You too Eli.

Éclair: Awesome meeting you Olaf.

We explained what happened to them and about the battle with Xehanort and all that.

Kristoff: Oh man! We'll gladly help you all out.

We went up the mountains and we got to Elsa's castle.

Me: This is it.

We went up to the door and knocked on it and answering it was Marshmallow.

Me: Whoa Marshmallow.

Skullcruncher: (to Marshmallow) Look, buddy. We're here to see Elsa. You can let us pass or I can eat you in my alligator mode!

Nico: Skullcruncher stand down.

Me: Marshmallow it's okay. We're friends of Elsa.

Marshmallow: J.D. Knudson. Good see you again.

Me: Same to you Marshmallow. May we come in?

We were let in.

Me: Elsa? Are you in here?

Elsa came down.

Elsa: Guys?

Me: Elsa we were worried about you.

Elsa: You guys shouldn't be here!

Poliwag: WhatareyoutalkingaboutElsa?We'refriendsaren'twe?

Elsa: (starts crying) I CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE SAYING!

Salami Swami: Elsa, just calm down. Why don't you have some salami to calm your nerves?

Elsa: I'm not hungry.

Me: Elsa we are your friends. We were worried about you over what happened during the coronation. Also we just came to help you. We have been there for you ever since we first met remember. Who was it that gave Anna the best birthday party ever when you were sick with the flu? You and us.

Nico: Who was it that sent that huge snowball crashing into Hans when he was working in the manure fields? You and that was awesome and really funny!

Me: And who was it that stood up for you when things were about to get out of hand with extreme cold? Us and you. You are even like a sister to Eli and that shows that he cares about you just as much as we do. And Eli loves you and Anna just as much as he loves Ariel.

Ariel: That's right Elsa. You are a great friend to us.

Moana: You've always been a great princess and a true friend to all of us.

Lola: And you have amazing ice powers.

Me: Just like we have amazing powers. But Elsa your powers can do great things for the world.

Elsa: But there were so many demands from everyone.

Me: Because there is a very important rule that comes with royalty and it's a very important rule that we must follow every day. And that rule is With Great Power Comes Great Responsibility.

Eli: That's right Elsa. And also Love is the only thing that can thaw out a frozen heart.

Me: If you rely on hatred and evil, your heart will be as black and as cold as Xehanort's will be and he is out there right now and is going to destroy the entire universe if we don't stop him. Elsa, think about those who care about you. They love you just as much as Anna loves you. And also you have Jack Frost.

Jack Frost: That's right Elsa. Like Kristoff, I love you as much as he loves Anna. Never forget that. I may also be the personification of Winter, but even I have a heart and love you more than anything.

Elsa cried and looked deep into Jack's eyes and it showed that he loved her more than anything.

Elsa: Oh Jack.

She and Jack then kissed.

Lana and Lola: Aww.

Me: So cute.

Eli: What a cute couple.

Nico: Yeah.

Jack and Elsa then hugged.

Applejack: And you also have us as your friends Elsa.

Rainbow Dash: That's right. You are awesome with or without your amazing powers. You have amazing gifts in many things.

Rarity: I most agree. You made a most amazing birthday for Anna and planned it all out for her despite being sick.

Pinkie Pie: And it was amazing from what J.D. told us.

Me: And those little snow brothers you made accidentally for Olaf were awesome and adorable.

Starlight Glimmer: I once thought like you myself Elsa. I was misguided because of my friend leaving me when he got his cutie mark. Until Twilight and everyone helped me realize that Friendship can do many great things for everyone no matter where you are and how dark your heart is. Friendship and love are a great force and everyone can make a difference with love, hope, and friendship.

Me: That's right Elsa. Anna loves you just like we all love you. You are a great friend and we also helped you out.

Cross Crow: (to me) (Russian Accent) Okay. So long as Elsa doesn't accidentally curse Anna, we should be okay

Me: She won't Cross Crow.

Elsa: I'm all right everyone. J.D.?

She then surprised me by hugging me again.

Elsa: Thank you so much for helping me realize what a fool I was being.

Me: You're welcome Elsa. Just remember that friendship comes in many shapes and forms and friends will always be there for you in the worst of times.

Twilight Sparkle: That's right Elsa. You will never be alone as long as you have those that are closest to you like your dearest friends.

Moondancer: Twilight is right. I didn't care about friendship a while back. But now I do. I have a lot of good friends now.

Nico: Same with me. I was haunted by my terrible past and J.D. and everyone are ALL my true friends because they saved me from my past.

Eli: The point is Elsa, we will always be there for you. Just like you were there for Anna and everyone.

Anna: That's right Elsa. Never forget that I will always love you.

Elsa: Oh guys!

She hugged both me and Anna and cried happily.

We smiled.

Elsa: I have to get back to Arendelle.

Me: We'll take you there. Also Hans and the Duke are not who you think they are.

I revealed everything about them to her and she was shocked.

Me: Justice will be brought to them. I promise you.

Condiment King: J.D., I hope you use the Penance Stare on that stupid Duke before I get to him. Because when I'm done, his eyes will be filled with hot sauce!

Me: (Laughs) Just as long as you save some of that hot sauce for me Buddy.

We laughed.

Elsa: (Laughs) That was funny. We got to get back to Arendelle.

Me: And we will Elsa. I promise you. Also I sense trouble coming and it's name starts with the letter O and has the Roman Numerals for 13.

Nico: Yep.

Eli: And here she comes now.

Through a dark corridor came EVIL LARXENE AND SHE WAS INCREDIBLY PISSED!

Me: Larxene, bout time you showed up you bitch.

Evil Larxene: Thanks for ruining my plans, jerks!

Me: And I show no remorse for it you bitch.

May: Oh, we're the jerks? We're not the ones who tried to corrupt Elsa's heart!

Eli: That's right you blond antennae freak! You did this!

Evil Larxene: Okay. I'll admit Elsa is a person of interest to us. Xehanort says she's one of the seven pure lights we need-the New Seven Hearts. I had to make sure though. Fortunately, I was in the best position to tell. Can't pick that 'special glimmer'...unless you're standing in the shadows. I thought maybe Elsa doesn't have it. I mean, just look how icy her palace is-made of magic she forced herself to keep hidden until now. What if it was dark magic? It depended on how she saw t. If she believed her magic is darkness, that's what it would've become. Accepting her power, whatever it is, was the only way to set her heart free. (scowls) Too bad she chose light.

Sora: (laughs) Sucks to be you! No way we're letting Elsa fall into darkness!

Me: Especially when she has her friends and loved ones to care for her!

Evil Larxene: And then there's the fact that you all decided to be stupid heroes!

Me: We're not the ones who are stupid you bitch. YOU are the one that's stupid!

Poliwag: Youregonnagetitnowbitch!NoonesmanipulatingElsasheart!

Evil Larxene: (confused) Say what?

Poliwag blew a raspberry at her.

Francis: Okay. Me, Lea, Kairi, and Lola better start fighting this version of Larxene before Poliwag hogs all the action!

Kimiko: (takes out Mind Reader Conch) First, I'll use the Mind Reader Conch to peek into her brain and find out who the other New Seven Lights are.

Me: Go for it Kimiko.

She used the Mind Reader Conch and found out that Ariel, Mulan and Kida were the remaining Seven Hearts!

Kimiko: Ariel, Mulan and Kida are the remaining Seven Hearts!

We gasped!

Me: WHOA! You won't get them as long as we have anything to say about it.

Lincoln then walked up to Evil Larxene.

Lincoln: This ends now.

Suddenly, Lincoln's neon blue aura was flaring up extremely, and it looked like a powerful raging neon blue flame, and super lightning was crackling around his body, and his eyes changed to neon deep sapphire blue, and with every step he takes, lightning and energy erupted, and the skies had turned completely dark with powerful lightning storms erupting in the skies over Arendelle.

Lincoln: You really make me sick, Larxene, messing with Sora's memories wasn't bad enough, but trying to turn Elsa against Anna and the people of Arendelle for Xehanort's purpose has really crossed the line big time, and now, you're going to pay for it with your life!

Then, Lincoln was surrounded by a massive powerful vortex of neon blue energy, crackles of lightning and bolts of lightning crashing down from the skies, thunderbirds flying around the vortex, and an orange phoenix was also inside the vortex. Lincoln was gaining incredible power, and he was getting stronger and stronger and stronger still. Then, as the vortex fades, along with the lightning storms in Arendelle, Lincoln emerged, but he was changed forever.

(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)

Lincoln looks like he's 21 years old and was taller at 7'0" in height, Lincoln now has abnormally large and powerful muscles with weighted orange bands on his large biceps and thighs and eight-pack abs, the white bangs with lightning bolt highlights had gotten a little longer, and his white hair has also gotten longer. He has on his Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe, he now has on blue pants with gold lightning bolts on the thighs, large white leather combat boots with golden lightning bolts surrounded by circles of smaller gold lightning bolts with silver armor on the toe area, and he has on his silver Thunder Kanji earrings and silver Thunder Kanji necklace on his bare chest. He has on an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth held up by his Belt of Elemental Bravery, but there's also silver lightning bolts, and it also holds up long orange trench coat flaps with hanging silver lightning bolts, and his blue angel wings had gotten larger for his new body, and were surging with powerful super lightning, powerful to destroy many power plants. His eyes have turned deep neon sapphire blue, he has a tattoo on his wider muscular back, and it's in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon will then appear on his back, and the symbols of the other girls, arranged to look like a Celtic Cross, and on top is the Earth surrounded by a ring of mermaids, the Planet Earth symbolizes Earth Chan, and the ring of mermaids symbolize his wife, Lilly The Mermaid and Ariel's sisters, a symbol of the love he has for the girls in his harem, and as time goes on and more girls join his harem, their marks will also be added, and right on top of the Earth is the kanji, "Lincoln Loud, Champion of Lightning, Master of Lightning Storms and The Weather, Golden-Hearted Loving Brother of 16 Siblings, and Golden-Hearted Lover, Father, and Future Husband."

リンカーンラウド、ライトニングのチャンピオン、ライトニングストームと天気のマスター、十六人の兄弟のゴールデンハートの愛する兄弟、そしてゴールデンハートの恋人、父、そして未来の夫。

The thunderbird emblazoned on his forehead turned blue, and orbiting around his legs are eight large orbs, and he has on larger black fingerless gloves with the symbol of The Loud House, and he has his cutie mark, The Lightning Bolt with the Thunderbird and comics, moved to his right massive pec. He also has his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip and his orange Crystal Saber holstered on his left hip, and in his hands are his Sword of Taranis and his new lightning Keyblade. Lincoln has transformed into SUPER ANGEL 100,000,000,000 SUPERCELL LIGHTNING THUNDERBIRD FURIOUS HYPERSTORM.

We gasped in amazement and shock!

Me: WHOA! Lincoln you look absolutely incredible!

Nico: WOW! Lincoln transformed!

Eli: Way to go buddy!

Laney: WOW! Bro you look awesome!

Lincoln's harem all gawked at him and were entranced by his awesome hunky form and they went all TEX AVERY love crazy for him!

Me: How do you feel buddy?

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Electrical Voice) I feel amazing guys. This power is more than enough for me to finish this bitch for good.

Me: It's personal now for you bro. Show no mercy on her!

Lincoln: With pleasure!

Kairi: The heat is on Larxene!

Lola: Lets dance!

Lola had her new Fire Keyblade ready to strike and they went at her and Lincoln fired Thunderbird blasts and powerful lightning blasts of incredible power and he punched and kicked Evil Larxene all over the place with incredible fury! He blasted the skin, muscles and nerves and arteries of her arms and legs off to the point where her bones were completely exposed!

Then Poliwag was pulverizing Evil Larxene all over with incredible speed and fury like how Spike would beat up Tom with incredible fury in the cartoons.

Lincoln: I still think I should blast an arm off.

Yondu: You really wanna get in the way of a Red Bull enhanced Poliwag?

Lincoln: Okay, good point.

Poliwag was beating Evil Larxene up REALLY BAD and she was mangled up REALLY GOOD!

But then we heard rumbling!

Me: UH OH!

Motor Ed: Dudes, forget Evil Larxene! An avalanche is about to happen! Good thing my car has snowtires! Seriously!

Me: Lets slide down the mountain everyone. Good thing I brought our snowboards. Lets roll! Elsa hold on!

We slid down the mountain.

Elsa: YEAH! WOO!

Me: COWABUNGA!

We were shredding down the mountain with incredible speed and we managed to successfully outrun the avalanche.

KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion went off as we got to the edge of Arendelle and a phoenix cry was heard and out came images of the Genderbent Louds, Power Rangers, and Blonde fighters and we appeared.

Me: YEAH! That was a close one.

Nico: Yeah.

We heard clapping and we saw HANS and he was right by the entrance to Arendelle.

Hans: Very impressive.

Teresa: We should've killed you back at the Coronation!

Hans: (laughs) Oh, I don't think that would've changed the fact that Arendelle is frozen all over!

Eli: Wrong again Hans!

Elsa lifted all the snow and the storm completely disappeared and all the snow vanished!

Hans: IMPOSSIBLE!

Me: A heart filled with that much darkness can never understand two things that we have that you will NEVER have.

Hans: And what is that?

Me: LOVE AND FRIENDSHIP!

Twilight Sparkle: That's right! You are a monster Hans and you will pay for your crimes.

Me: You only wanted to be with Anna so you could kill Elsa and usurp the throne from her. Well news flash for you buster, as long as we're here we will never let that happen.

Hans: We'll see about that. ARISE AND KILL THEM ALL SKÖLL!

Out of a storm cloud came the SKÖLL HEARTLESS!

Crimson Dynamo: Just great! A Skoll Heartless!

Goku: Be careful, everyone! I can sense a power equal to that of a Spirit Bomb!

Me: You mean that giant energy ball it has!?

It fired that energy blast at us!

Nico: I got this!

Nico flew at it and kicked the energy ball hard and then it went into space where it exploded with incredible power!

EXTREMELY MASSIVE KRABOOM!

When the smoke cleared the blast was diverted and Arendelle was safe.

Goku: KAAAAAAA MEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAA MEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

He fired a massive Red Kamehameha Blast and obliterated the Skoll Heartless in an instant!

Me: TAKE THAT!

Hans: NO! THIS IS NOT HAPPENING!

Me: It is Hans! You are gonna pay for every one of your crimes in full.

Then Larxene, Jet, Kangor, Angel, Dr. Destiny, Stinky Butt, Tar Pit, El Oso, Whiger, Leonard, Vexen, Captain Cold, Demyx, Hydros, New Wave, Firefly, P'andor, Pyro, Pyros and Scorcher appeared.

Me: Larxene, Jet, Kangor, Angel, Dr. Destiny, Stinky Butt, Tar Pit, El Oso, Whiger, Leonard, Vexen, Captain Cold, Demyx, Hydros, New Wave, Firefly, P'andor, Pyro, Pyros and Scorcher. Wow! 20 of you guys this time?

Larxene: No just me, Jet, Kangor, Angel, Dr. Destiny, Stinky Butt, Tar Pit, El Oso, Whiger and Leonard. The rest are along for an extra set of battles for the theme of Fire and Ice.

Me: I get it. Extra battles themed on one of the oldest battles thats been around ever since the beginning of time: Fire VS Ice.

Jet: Yep.

Elsa: Finally, a Larxene I can get along with!

Larxene: (smirks) I'll take that as a compliment.

Jet: I take it Evil Larxene made her move already.

William: She tried to. But she thwarted her.

Kangor: (to me) (Jamaican Accent) By the way, mon, we heard you saw some alien crystals that don't make up Diamondhead and Chromastone.

Me: You heard right Kangor and they were from the 1957 movie The Monolith Monsters. One of my favorite movies from my dads past. It was really unusual.

Angel: Did you destroy them?

Maria: Before we answer that question, why are there 20 of you this time?

Dr. Destiny: (sheepishly) Yeah, funny story about that.

Larxene: We have extra battles themed for Fire VS Ice like J.D. said. Also I see you have Pyra with you.

Pyra: Yep and it's awesome to meet you all.

Larxene: We have just the archenemy for you.

A figure came out and it was AXEL!

Roxas: Axel!

Axel: Hey guys.

Pyra: You're gonna be my archenemy? AWESOME!

Me: So cool! And great matchup too.

?: It will be the last one you do.

2 figures came out and they were Sailor Lethe & Sailor Mnemosyne!


As the Guardian of Truth and twin of Sailor Mnemosyne, Sailor Lethe and her sister joined Shadow Galactica after her planet was destroyed. When Sailor Moon arrived to confront Galaxia, she was confronted by an unbearable heat and a desert, and then came upon a river, where a mysterious boatmen offered her a ride. However, she soon awakes at the bottom of the river, her memories gone, and Lethe attacks her.

Unlike most of the Sailor Guardians under the control of Sailor Galaxia, Sailor Lethe and Sailor Mnemosyne were true Sailor Guardians, and they felt they had no choice but to follow her. Before Galaxia's arrival, the planets of Lethe and Mnemosyne were always at war with one another, and the chaos resulting from the struggles was uncontrollable. Sailor Lethe and Sailor Mnemosyne joined Galaxia hoping that she could bring about a better future for the universe, and end all war once and for all.

Of the two Desert River Sailor Guardians, Lethe was the more aggressive one. Not only did she attack Sailor Moon while she was unable to fight back, but she also killed Luna, Artemis, and Diana in order to make her point about how futile Sailor Moon's life was. Lethe's vengeance was thwarted by her sister, Sailor Mnemosyne, who inadvertently allowed Sailor Moon to remember who she is and resurface with Sailor Chibi Chibi. Despite her betrayal, Lethe could not bring herself to attack her sister, as they both shared the same beliefs and convictions; instead, she reassured Mnemosyne that Sailor Galaxia would make everything all right for them.

Lethe held a strong belief that Sailor Moon and the Silver Crystal were the cause of all of their troubles, and said as much to Sailor Moon and Princess Kakyuu when they confronted each other. Lethe's belief in Galaxia was then shattered when Sailor Moon offered to Lethe and Mnemosyne the simplest solution to their problems: to kill her. Sailor Moon's offer of self-sacrifice changed both Lethe and Mnemosyne's minds about Sailor Moon's true nature, and they realized that Sailor Moon came to Shadow Galactica to end war, not to cause it.

Just as Lethe and Mnemosyne allowed Sailor Moon's party to pass through, Sailor Chi and Sailor Phi appeared and killed them, taking the Sailor Crystals of the Sailor Starlights as well as Lethe's and Mnemosyne's. It is a possibility that when all the Sailor Guardians' Star Seeds were freed from the Galaxy Cauldron and thus resurrecting the Senshi, Lethe too was revived.

The Guardian of Memory and the twin of Sailor Lethe. She joined Shadow Galactica with her sister following her planet's destruction.

Unlike most of the Sailor Senshi under the control of Sailor Galaxia, Sailor Lethe and Sailor Mnemosyne were true Sailor Senshi and felt they had no choice but to follow her. Before Galaxia's arrival, the planets of Lethe and Mnemosyne were always at war with one another, and the chaos resulting from the struggles was uncontrollable. Sailor Lethe and Sailor Mnemosyne joined Galaxia with the hope that she could bring about a better future for the universe, and end all war once and for all.

Mnemosyne was the passive one. She seemed to abhor violence, especially against other Sailor Senshi, and this was what caused her to stop Lethe from attacking Sailor Moon. When Mnemosyne asked Lethe to leave Sailor Moon's fate up to Galaxia herself, Sailor Moon managed to remember who she was and resurfaced with Sailor Chibi Chibi.

Though Mnemosyne seemed to share Lethe's strong belief that Sailor Moon and the Silver Crystal were the cause of all of their troubles, this belief was shattered when Sailor Moon offered to Lethe and Mnemosyne the simplest solution to their problems: to kill her. Sailor Moon's offer of self-sacrifice changed both Lethe and Mnemosyne's minds about Sailor Moon's true nature, and they realized that Sailor Moon came to Shadow Galactica to end the war, not to cause it.

Just as Lethe and Mnemosyne allowed Sailor Moon's party to pass through, Sailor Phi and Sailor Chi and killed them, taking the Sailor Crystals of the Sailor Starlights as well as Lethe's and Mnemosyne's. It is a possibility that when all the Sailor Senshi's Star Seeds were freed from the Galaxy Cauldron and thus resurrecting the Sailor Senshi, Mnemosyne was also revived.


Me: Sailor Lethes and Sailor Mnemosyne.

Sailor Lethes: That's right.

Sailor Mnemosyne: Yes and we're going to kill you all.

Me: We'll see about that.

?: They sure are eager huh.

A figure came out and it was BURNERTRON!

Me: Burnertron! Good to see you again.

Nico: Thanks for lighting my birthday candles, Burnertron.

Burnertron: No problem. If any of you are still cold, you can get near me to get warm.

Me: Nah the temperature is already back to normal here. Which means we can get these off.

We took off our jackets and tied them around our waists again.

Me: Now you guys have your usual battles. (Unsheaths sword) I've got a score to settle with Hans the Nefarious here.

Nico: Go get him J.D.

Me: With pleasure.

We powered up.


Battle 1: Volcana, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Magma Gloom, Flash Magnus, Air Skylanders, Air Lincoln, Bambi, Faline, Thumper, Flower, Zuko and Azula VS Larxene


Larxene was first.

Larxene: (to Volcana) Guess that Red Bull gave Poliwag the strength to beat up even my evil self. (laughs) It must've been embarrassing for her to lose to a Pokemon that's smaller then her!

Volcana: Yeah it sure was!

Rainbow Dash: But it was really awesome seeing that evil version of you get thrashed like that.

Scootaloo: And it was so awesome seeing Poliwag go at her like that.

Magma Gloom: Evil Larxene is goonna be so humiliated after everything that happened to her.

Whirlwind: Yeah she sure will.

Flash Magnus: But that was so funny seeing that happen to her. She is never gonna be living that down.

Air Lincoln: Yeah no kidding! That was amazing and hilarious. She has never been so humiliated.

Larxene: (Laughs) That sure is hillarious! And the theme for this group is Bambi from 1940.

Bambi: That's right. We're doing Disney movies for the themes.

Faline: It's a great idea that J.D. came up with.

Thumper: It sure is!

Flower: Yeah it is!

Larxene: Awesome. Lets do it!

They fired waves of lightning, fire, wind and nature and lava and smashed her down.

Volcana: Fire wins.

Rainbow Dash: That was AWESOME!


Battle 2: Green Lantern, Fluttershy, Tree Hugger, Tornado Bolt, Mage Meadowbrook, Life Skylanders, Plant Lola, Sprite of Spring, Melinda the Centaurette, Fairies of Spring, Fall & Winter, Chan Lee and Volt Luster VS Jet (Avatar)


Jet was next.

Jet: (to Green Lantern) On the bright side, now we know Red Bull can replace cocaine as a way to go berserk on scumbags.

Hal Jordan: Yeah Red Bull is much better. But it's LOADED with caffeine. 111 milligrams.

Fluttershy: That's a lot. Thank goodness I will never drink that stuff. I'm more into tea myself.

Tree Hugger: I am too and I drink tea and herbal teas too.

Tornado Bolt: I'm not supposed to have that stuff. If I did I would be bouncing off the walls like a bullet fired from a gun.

Mage Meadowbrook: Yeah that is REALLY potent stuff.

Stealth Elf: It sure is. And Peter Griffin drank that stuff and was doing all kinds of crazy things with it.

Jet: What stuff did he do?

Plant Lola: He went to New York and even spun the Big Wheel on the Price is Right so fast that it ripped free from its moorings. And he tried to make his own Red Bull by

putting Kerosene in it!

Jet: He made his own Red Bull with Kerosene!? That's insane!

Plant Lola: Brian thought so too. But Peter was always a brainless toad.

Jet: You got that right. And the theme for this group is Fantasia from 1940 and 2000.

Sprite of Spring: That's right. Pretty amazing.

Melinda the Centaurette: We think so too.

Jet: I agree. Lets do it!

Green Lantern fired waves of green energy and the group fired waves of leaves and energy and flowers and smashed him down.

Green Lantern: Take that!

Fluttershy: That was fun.


Battle 3: Randy Cunningham, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Marble Pie, Featherweight, Somnambula, Tech Skylanders, Steel Lynn, Mulan, Mushu, Cybertron Menasor and Sideways VS Kangor


Kangor was next.

Kangor: (to Randy) Celine would get along great with Omega Supreme, mon. After all, both of them can fly in space.

Randy Cunningham: Yeah I think so too man.

Pinkie Pie: Rarity also would get along great with Celine too. She loves her dress.

Maud Pie: (Monotonously) I agree with you on that too.

Marble Pie: Same here. I think her new dress is amazing.

Featherweight: It sure is. I like it as well.

Somnambula: (Egyptian Accent) It sure is beautiful.

Sprocket: Her dress must've come with her transformation.

Steel Lynn: It's really amazing.

Kangor: You got that right mon. And the theme for this group must be Mulan from 1998.

Mulan: Yep and it's really cool. But what really shocked me was that I'm one of the Seven Hearts of Xehanort's backup plan.

Mushu: Yeah girl that is crazy!

Kangor: It sure is mon. Lets do it!

Randy and the group fired waves of gears, metal, rocks and energy and fire and smashed him down.

Randy: AW YEAH!

Pinkie Pie: BEST USUAL BATTLE EVER!


Battle 4: Skyla, Princess Celestia, Light Skylanders, Light Lily, Rapunzel, Flynn Rider, Cassandra, Luminous and Nightshade VS Angel


Angel was next.

Angel: (to Skyla) Did J.D. really meet a Celesteela Gene Slammer this time?

Skyla: He sure did and she is really beautiful. Her name is Celene Szczepanski and she is from Poland but was raised in America.

Princess Celestia: She has amazing and beautiful hair.

Spotlight: She sure does and it shines beautiful.

Light Lily nodded.

Angel: Awesome and the theme for this group must be Tangled from 2010.

Rapunzel: Yep pretty amazing.

Flynn Rider: I think it's amazing.

Cassandra: It sure is.

Angel: Cool! Lets do it!

They flew into the air and blasted her with light, wind and energy and smashed her down.

Skyla: YEAH! I love a good flight.

Princess Celestia: That was so fun!


Battle 5: Anakin, Twilight Sparkle, Luster Dawn, Princess Cadance, Flurry Heart, Star Swirl the Bearded, Magic Skylanders, Crystal Laney, Bianca, Bernard, Cody, Penny, Supernova Zap, and Pharaoh Atem VS Dr. Destiny


Dr. Destiny was next.

Dr. Destiny: (to Anakin) Looks like the nightmares are back to being scary.

Anakin: Yeah and at first we all thought it was your doing because of your powers in the dream world.

Dr. Destiny: This would be something of my doing since I do have the power to manipulate dreams yes. But causing nightmares of that kind of magnitude is something I would never do to anyone. I have honor.

Twilight Sparkle: Thank goodness you don't have that level of power. The Phantom Stranger is amazing at what he does and he was forced to give the Loud Kids nightmares against his will because of Dream World Lex Luthor.

Luster Dawn: Yeah what a monster! He was threatening his life.

Princess Cadance: What a REALLY unpleasant guy. Thank goodness we never have to deal with him again.

Flurry Heart: Yeah all he cared about was wanting to kill the Justice League.

Star Swirl: What a really unpleasant fellow.

Spyro: Yeah a lot of people didn't like him.

Dr. Destiny: You aren't kidding and he was always doing stuff behind peoples backs as well as causing a lot of problems.

Crystal Laney: You are not kidding about that.

Dr. Destiny: Yeah. The theme for this group is The Rescuers from 1977 and 1990.

Cody: (Australian Accent) That's right mate.

Penny: It's amazing isn't it.

Bernard: We think it's really cool.

Bianca: It sure is

Dr. Destiny: I think so too. Lets do it!

He ignited his lightsaber and Anakin did so too. They clashed and powerful sparks flew everywhere and then they hit him with blasts of Force Lightning, magic, stars and fire and smashed him down.

Anakin: The Jedi are good.

Twilight Sparkle: That was amazing!


Battle 6: Loki Loud, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Trixie, Clover the Clever, Undead Skylanders, Ice Luan, Tiana, Odette, Derek, Gloriosa Daisy and Indigo Zap VS Stinky Butt the Foul


Stinky Butt was next.

Stinky Butt: (to Loki) What was Lola's nightmare about anyway?

Loki: It was about Lindsey winning all of Lola's pageants and Lola ending up becoming a homeless and ugly girl.

Starlight Glimmer: Yeah it was crazy and awful.

Cozy Glow: Poor girl went through a horrible experience.

Trixie: Yeah that is bad.

Clover: It sure was. Poor girl.

Hex: No kidding. Awful experience.

Ice Luan: Poor Lola.

Stinky Butt: Yeah that was terrible. And the theme for this group must be Princess and The Frog fro 2012 and Swan Princess from 1994.

Tiana: That's right.

Odette: Pretty cool huh.

Derek: I think it is.

Stinky Butt: You said it. Lets do it!

He fired a blast of fart gas.

FFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTT!

Loki did the same.

FFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTT!

The fart gas blasts collided and exploded and they fired waves of wind, stars, magic, bones, energy and leaves and smashed him down.

Loki: Literally good.

Starlight Glimmer: That was fun!


Battle 7: Onua, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Frozen Fright, Rockhoof, Earth Skylanders, Stone Luna, Belle, Beast, Skullcruncher and Weirdwolf VS Tar Pit


Tar Pit was next.

Tar Pit: (to Onua) After we're done here, Elsa can make it snow so we can have some fun.

Onua: I always love having fun in the snow as much as digging in the ground.

Applejack: The snow is just as fun because of snowball fights.

Apple Bloom: Yeah that is always fun!

Frozen Fright: Yeah it is! I love having fun in the snow!

Rockhoof: (Scottish Accent) Aye. Good fun and times too we laddie.

Flashwing: You said it.

Stone Luna: It's always fun.

Tar Pit: It sure is. And the theme for this one is Beauty and The Beast from 1991.

Belle: Yep. Good theme.

Beast: I think so.

Tar Pit: You said it. Lets do it!

They fired waves of earth, apples and energy and smashed him down.

Onua: Earth wins!

Applejack: YEEHAW! That was great!


Battle 8: Sunset Shimmer, Pepperdance, Cayenne, Firecracker Burst, Pip-Squeak, Gusty the Great, Fire Skylanders, Fire Lori, Aladdin, Jasmine, Threatpack and Cross Crow VS El Oso


El Oso was next.

El Oso: (to Sunset Shimmer) (Spanish Accent) I think you can relate to Elsa.

Sunset Shimmer: I sure can. She and I have so much in common. What happened with me was just absolutely awful and what Evil Larxene was doing to Elsa and Anna and all of Arendelle was sickening.

Pepperdance: Yeah what she was doing is absolutely awful.

Cayenne: Yeah no kidding. That is sickening.

Firecracker Burst: People like Evil Larxene really make me sick.

Pip-Squeak: (British Accent) Like Koragg would say, she has no honor.

Gusty: You got that right Pip-Squeak.

Sunburn: What she is doing shows how black her heart really is.

Fire Lori: She literally disgusts me!

El Oso: Si. And the group theme for this is Aladdin from 1992.

Aladdin: Pretty cool huh?

Jasmine: It sure is.

El Oso: Si. Lets do it!

El Oso went at them and they fired waves of fire, wind and sand and wind and smashed him down.

Sunset Shimmer: YEAH!

Pepperdance: Ooowee! That was great!


Battle 9: Dante Vale, Princess Luna, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Shadow Lucy, Wendy, Peter Pan, John, Michael, Nebula and Yondu VS Whiger


Whiger was next.

Whiger: (to Dante Vale) Who did J.D. rescue this time?

Dante: Her name is Kagachi and she is what's called a Yamata no Orochi. That means the 8-Headed Serpent in Japanese Myth.

Princess Luna: Except that Kagachi doesn't have 8 heads. She is really smart and talented in all about Japanese culture.

Snowdrop: She sure is. I think she is really cool.

Gari: She sure is. She is also a great origami teacher.

Blackout: Her talents are amazing.

Shadow Lucy: They sure are.

Whiger: I can tell and the theme for this group must be Peter Pan by 1953.

Peter Pan: It sure is. Pretty cool huh?

Wendy: It sure is cool.

Michael: I think so too.

John: Yeah.

Whiger: You got that right. Lets do it!

They fired waves of darkness, energy and lightning and smashed him down.

Dante: Take that!

Princess Luna: A victory for the night.


Battle 10: Lori, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Thunder Terror, Mistmane, Sable Spirit, Water Skylanders, Liquid Leni, Ariel, Melody, Athena, Ariel's Sisters, Eli, Teresa and Arpeggio VS Leonard


Leonard was next.

Leonard: (to Lori) Snake Man would get along great with Kagachi.

Lori: So would Anko and the Secret Snake Club.

Rarity: Indeed they would darling and she is really good friends from what we were told.

Sweetie Belle: Yeah Kagachi is beautiful too.

Thunder Terror: Yeah and she has a beautiful kimono too.

Mistmane: She sure does and it's just as beautiful as mine is.

Sable Spirit: I think it's amazing too. Just like mine and Mistmane's.

Gill Grunt: All your kimono's are beautiful.

Liquid Leni: They are totes beautiful.

Leonard: They sure are. And this theme must be the Little Mermaid from 1989 and 1999.

Ariel: Pretty cool huh?

Eli: I'm with the group because Ariel and her sisters are like my sisters.

Melody: And Eli is like my cousin too.

Athena: It's really amazing.

Andrina: It sure is.

Leonard: That's so cool. Lets do it!

He sent his pig soldiers and then they blasted them with water, wind, jewels, ice and energy and turned them into roasts and smashed Leonard down.

Lori: Literally fun!

Rarity: Rapture darling that was grand!


Battle 11: Lana, Lightning Lisa, Elsa, Anna, Killer Frost and Poison Ivy VS Vexen


Vexen was next.

Vexen: Sorry that Evil Larxene was doing all this to you.

Lana: It's all right but we'll pull through.

Lightning Lisa: Yes we certainly will.

Vexen: Good and Elsa, Anna, I'm sorry that you both went through so much.

Elsa: It's all right but everyone never gave up on me.

Anna: That's right. Friendship is powerful.

Vexen: It sure is. Lets do it!

They fired waves of ice and leaves and lightning and smashed him down.

Lana: AWESOME!


Battle 12: Qin, Dirt Lana, Cinderella, Anastasia, Volcana and Torch Man VS Captain Cold


Captain Cold was next.

Captain Cold: I can't believe Hans and the Duke of Weselton are trying to destroy Arendelle. They have absolutely no honor at all.

Qin: No they sure don't. They want to kill Elsa and Anna and steal all its power and treasure. What a bunch of heartless cretins!

Dirt Lana: Yeah what a bunch of dirtbags!

Captain Cold: You got that right. And the theme for this group is Cinderella.

Cinderella: That's right.

Anastasia: It sure is.

Captain Cold: So awesome. Lets do it!

Qin and the group fired waves of fire and dirt and energy and smashed him down.

Qin: ALL RIGHT!


Battle 13: Irma Lair, Vanellope, Wreck It Ralph, Fix It Felix, Commander Mars and Commander Jupiter VS Demyx


Demyx was next.

Demyx: Thank goodness I'm not part of the True Organization XIII's evil plans.

Irma Lair: That is a really good thing. And I don't think you would fit in with their plans to destroy the entire universe.

Demyx: You got that right and the theme for this group must be Wreck It Ralph.

Vanellope: You guessed right!

Wreck It Ralph: Yeah and we're gonna wreck it!

Fix It Felix: And we can fix it!

Demyx: (Laughs) YEAH! Lets do it!

They fired waves of water and energy and punched and smashed Demyx down.

Irma Lair: That was great!


Battle 14: Azulongmon, Pocahontas, Captain John Smith, Weather Vane, and Protoboy VS Hydros the Ice Titan


Hydros was next.

Hydros: I love Olaf. He's both really funny and great to get along with.

Azulongmon: He sure is. And he is an awesome and funny guy.

Hydros: Yes he is. And the theme for this group must be Pocahontas.

Pocahontas: That's right.

Captain John Smith: Very big and historical theme for this group.

Hydros: Over 411 years of history behind it. Lets do it!

They fired waves of lightning and leaves and energy and smashed him down.

Azulongmon: A Perfect victory for the Sovereign of the East.


Battle 15: Maria, Quasimodo, Esmeralda, Phoebus, RD Luna, and Catzi VS New Wave


New Wave was next.

New Wave: If you guys visit that jerk Ricky Beamer in Prison, give him a huge punch in the face for me.

Maria: With pleasure. What he said to Nico really crossed the line. He should have died during that mission!

New Wave: I can tell you hate that monster. I can't believe he would accuse Nico of letting Qin's parents die like that! And he wasn't even there when it happened!

Maria: Yeah he has no idea what he was talking about.

New Wave: You got that right. And the theme for this group must be Hunchback of Notre Dame.

Quasimodo: That's right.

Esmeralda: Great movie and it was awesome.

Phoebus: Yep that was neat.

New Wave: It sure was. Lets do it!

They fired waves of water and energy and blue fire and smashed her down.

Maria: TAKE THAT!


Battle 16: Lola Loud, Woody, Buzz, Jessie, Hamm, Lea and Francis VS Firefly


Firefly was next.

Firefly: Sorry you had that bad nightmare.

Lola: I'll be all right. But me and Lindsey are no longer rivals anymore.

Firefly: That's great and I'm happy you are friends. And the theme for this group is Toy Story.

Woody: You bet it is pardner.

Buzz: So awesome theme.

Jessie: Yeah it is! I love it.

Hamm: Me too guys.

Firefly: Glad you do. Lets do it!

They fired waves of fire and energy and smashed him down.

Lola: Take that!


Battle 17: Vakama, Big Hero 6, Top Man and Shadow Man VS Pyro


Pyro was next.

Pyro: Do you like Popeye as much as J.D. and Sea do?

Vakama: You bet I do. They are so awesome.

Pyro: They sure are. And Popeye is awesome when he takes his spinach and beats the living crap out of Bluto. That's so funny!

Vakama: Yeah it is!

Pyro: And the Theme for this group is Big Hero 6. That's coming up shortly.

Hiro: It sure is and we're gonna be excited to go on an adventure back home.

Baymax: It is gonna be most fun.

Pyro: You bet it will. Lets do it!

They fired waves of fire and energy and smashed Pyro down.

Vakama: That was great!


Battle 18: Tahu, Moana, Maui, Needle Man and Heat Man VS P'Andor


P'andor was next.

P'andor: (Russian Accent) I heard about what happened to that Ricky Beamer guy and how he hurt Nico like that.

Tahu: Yeah what he did to Nico was not pleasant. What he did makes him one of the lowest of the low.

P'andor: Indeed it does and the theme for this group is Moana.

Moana: That's cool huh.

Maui: I think it sure is amazing.

P'andor: It sure is comrades. Lets do it!

They fired waves of fire and water and energy and smashed him down.

Tahu: Well done my brothers!


Battle 19: Jason Lee Scott, Raya, Navarri, Sisu, Snaptrap and Nautilator vs Steven Hudak A.K.A. Scorcher


Scorcher was next.

Scorcher: I'm sorry Nico went through all that with Ricky Beamer. What a really unpleasant day that must've been for you all.

Jason: You are not kidding on that. That Ricky Beamer guy was one unpleasant jerk! And he wanted to gather everyone to beat bullies. But instead he ended up becoming the very thing he hated. What a dirty double-crosser!

Scorcher: Reminds me so much about what happened with Anakin when the Emperor corrupted him and turned him to the Dark Side of the Force. He was chosen by the Force to kill the Sith and the Emperor turned him to the dark side and turned him into a Sith.

Jason: You got that right. That is cruel irony.

Scorcher: Yeah no kidding. And the theme for this group is Raya and the Last Dragon.

Raya: It sure is.

Navarri: I think it's really cool.

Sisu: Same here.

Scorcher: You got that right. Lets do it!

They fired waves of energy and smashed him down.

Jason: ALL RIGHT!

Raya: Yeah!


Battle 20: Zhuqiaomon, Aurora, Maleficent 2014, Dragon (Skunk Fu), and Burner Man VS Pyros the Lava Titan


Pyros was next.

Pyros: I can't believe that Ricky Beamer guy accused Nico of leaving Qin's parents to die like that! He wasn't even there when it happened to her!

Zhuqiaomon: Yeah no kidding! Nico was in the Philippines when it all happened! There was nothing that could've been done to prevent it.

Pyros: That Ricky Beamer is such a fucking asshole! And the theme for this one is Sleeping Beauty from 1959 or Maleficent from 2014?

Aurora: A mixture of both. I'm still the hero of the movie from 1959.

Maleficent 2014: And I'm the hero from the 2014 movie.

Pyros: That makes sense. Lets do it.

They fired waves of fire and energy and smashed him down.

Zhuqiaomon: A victory for the Sovereign of the South.


Battle 21: Beast Morpher Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Sam, Clover, Alex, Yuna Kamihara, Nanami Simpson, Hilda, Akko, Batch, Gluko, Jessica Shannon and The Disk War Avengers, Ruby Rose, Weiss, Blake, Yang, Dew Gayl, Emerald Sustrai, Mai Shiranui, Grim, Nico, Lola, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lisa and Lily VS Burnertron


Burnertron was next.

Nico: You helped make my birthday the best ever.

Burnertron: I'm glad I did Nico.

Nico: You would be a perfect archenemy for Gluko here.

Burnertron: I'm glad you think so and I'm honored you would do that for me. (Groans) This safe is heavy.

Nico: Let me open it for you.

Nico teleported and opened it and in it was a bunch of swords, 2 staffs, a scythe, gauntlets, a spear, and guns.

Nico: WHOA! Various weapons this time.

Burnertron: Yep and they are called The Scythe of Thanatos, The Saviors of the World, The Fire Sword of Britain, The Protectors of Marine Life, The Staff of Circe, The Protectors of Mon World, The Sword of The Fire Dragon, The Swords of The Disk War Avengers and The Saviors of Remnant.

The Scythe of Thanatos The Greek God of Death - It's a powerful scythe with a large, black, curved sickle blade attached to a black pole with a large skull on the other end of the scythe with purple jewels in the eye sockets, and a large skull on the bottom for the pommel. Only The Grim Reaper can wield this scythe, and once he gets this, Grim will get a massive power and energy increase and black angel wings on his back. Plus, if that idiot, Billy or Irwin, try to touch it, they'll get electrocuted, so that means back off, Billy and Irwin, and that also means, Mandy, you're not allowed to touch it either, or else.

The Saviors of The World - they're three swords with the insignia of W.H.O.O.P. etched on the 6'0" massive, double-edged blades, large angel wings and large gems in the colors of their suits for the crossguards, long black handles, and large sphere pommels with surrounding gems in the colors of their suits, and only Sam, Clover, and Alex can wield these, and once in their hands, they'll gain a massive power and energy increase, and they'll get stylish sleeveless trenchcoats and angel wings in the colors of their suits, and on the back of their trenchcoats is them with Lincoln.

The Fire Sword of Britain - It's a sword with the flag of Britain etched on the 6'0" massive, double-edged fire-colored blade, blue angel wings and a large blue gem for the crossguard, a long black handle, and a fire-colored large sphere pommel with surrounding fire gems. Only Hilda can wield this, since she's saved Britain many times, and once in her hands, she'll gain a massive power and energy increase, and get an awesome Britain-themed sleeveless trenchcoat and blue angel wings, and in the back of her sleeveless trenchcoat is her with Lincoln.

The Protectors of Marine Life - They're swords with marine animals etched on the 6'0" massive, double-edged aqua blue blades, aqua blue angel wings and large gems for the crossguard, long black handles, and large aqua blue sphere pommels with surrounding gems. Only Yuna and Nanami can wield these blades, and once in their hands, they'll gain a massive power and energy increase, and get aqua blue sleeveless trenchcoats with ocean waves and marine animals and aqua blue angel wings, and on the backs of their sleeveless trenchcoats are them with Lincoln.

The Staff of Circe - It's a staff with a large purple globe mounted on top of four raven heads held by a silver ring on one end the 6'0" long brown staff, and on the other end are four smaller raven heads, and the pommel is a large split crescent with a smaller purple globe in the middle, and only Akko can wield this, and once in her hands, she'll get a long dark purple coat with the constellation of The Big Dipper, purple angel wings, and on the back of the coat is an image of her with Lincoln.

The Protectors of Mon World - They're swords with the symbol of The Mon Colle Knights etched on the 6'0" massive, double-edged silver blades, angel wings and large gems in their favorite colors for the crossguards, long black handles, and large sphere pommels in their favorite colors, and only they can wield these, and once in their hands, they'll gain a massive power and energy increase, and they'll get dark blue sleeveless trenchcoats and angel wings, and the back of the sleeveless trenchcoats are images of them with Lincoln.

The Sword of The Fire Dragon - It's a sword with a red dragon etched on the 6'0" massive, double-edged blade, red angel wings and a large fire gem for the crossguard, long red handle, and a large red sphere pommel with surrounding fire gems, and only Mai Shiranui can wield this, and she'll get a massive power and energy increase, and get a red sleeveless trenchcoat with flames on the coattails, red angel wings, and on the back of the red sleeveless trenchcoat is an image of her with Lincoln.

The Swords of The Disk War Avengers - They're swords with the images of their heroes etched on the 6'0" massive, double-edged blades, angel wings and large gems matching the colors of the heroes for the crossguards, long black handles, and large sphere pommels matching the colors of the heroes, and only Jessica Shannon and The Disk War Avengers can wield these, and once in their hands, they'll get a massive power and energy increase, Disk War Avengers-themed sleeveless trenchcoats, but for Jessica Shannon, on the back, she has an image of her with Lincoln.

The Saviors of Remnant - For Ruby Rose, it's a scythe with a large, curved silver sickle with a rose etched on the blade and on the other end is a red rose mounted on a long red staff, and a large red orb for the pommel.

For Weiss, it's a sword with a blue dragon etched on the 6'0" massive double-edged silver blade, white angel wings and a large blue gem for the crossguard, long black handle, and a large silver sphere pommel with surrounding blue gems. For Blake, it's a sword with a cat etched on the 6'0" massive, double-edged black blade, black angel wings and a black gem for the crossguard, long black handle, and a large black sphere pommel with surrounding black onyx gems. For Yang Xiao Long, it's a pair of gauntlets with a topaz gem embedded on the back of the hand with yellow armor covering the fingers and the back of the hand, and these babies can do a lot of damage. For Emerald Sustrai, it's a pair of guns with large green barrels with green gems that fire powerful energy bullets. And for Dew Gayl, it's a spear with a large double-edged silver spear tip mounted on top of a gold staff and a smaller spear blade for the pommel, and only Team RWBY, Emerald Sustrai, and Dew Gayl can wield these weapons, and once in their hands, they'll get a massive power and energy increase, and sleeveless trenchcoats and angel wings in the colors of their clothes, and on the back of their sleeveless trenchcoats is an image of them with Lincoln.

Nico: Cool! These weapons are perfect.

Nico teleported and gave the weapons to Sam, Clover, Alex, Yuna Kamihara, Nanami Simpson, Hilda, Akko, Batch, Gluko, Jessica Shannon and The Disk War Avengers, Ruby Rose, Weiss, Blake, Yang, Dew Gayl, Emerald Sustrai, Mai Shiranui and Grim.

Grim: (Jamaican Accent) A perfect scythe for me mon.

Sam Simpson: Wow! This looks amazing!

They got amazing clothes and wings and they were amazing!

Nico: WHOA!

Gluko: Oh wow!

Batch: AWESOME!

Nico: Lets take him down.

Beast Morpher Rangers: IT'S MORPHIN TIME! ACTIVATE BEAST POWER! HA!

They transformed.

Devon: "Cheetah Beast Power, Red Ranger!"

Ravi: "Gorilla Beast Power, Blue Ranger!"

Zoey: "Jackrabbit Beast Power, Yellow Ranger!"

Nate: "Mantis Beast Power, Gold Ranger!"

Steel: "Scarab Beast Power, Silver Ranger!"

All: "Unleash The Beast! POWER RANGERS BEAST MORPHERS!"

KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! BEAST MORPHERS!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Beast Morpher Rangers and Orion turned into my Purple Ranger form!

Nico: YEAH! J.D. turning into the 6th Beast Morpher Ranger was a great idea on his part.

Orion: It sure was.

Nico: Lets do it guys!

Lana: YEAH!

Beast Morphers: BEAST X BLASTER!

Nico: FIRE!

They fired waves of energy and elements and they hit him and he fell to the ground and exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

Nico: YEAH! Burnertron you have failed this world!

Beast Morpher Rangers: Virus eliminated!

Troy Burrows: Rangers, that's a Super Mega Win.


Battle 22: Kagachi the Yamata No Orochi VS Sailor Lethe & Sailor Mnemosyne


Sailor Lethe & Mnemosyne were next.

Kagachi: Sailor Moon did not destroy your home planets. That was Sailor Chaos that did it. She is the one you have to kill.

Sailor Lethe: I don't believe you on that.

Kagachi: Then hearing it from the source is what you need.

Kagachi fired elements and energy blasts from her snakes and hands and tails and smashed them down.


Battle 23: Sea the Sea Serpent VS Bluto


Bluto was next.

Bluto: You are gonna pay for everything you did to me you serpent goil!

Sea: Bring it big boy.

Bluto went at her and Sea grabbed him and smashed him down all over the place and pulverized him into pulp.


Battle 24: Pyra VS Axel


Axel was next.

Axel: This is gonna be so cool to have an awesome member of the Super Smash Bros. Roster to have as my archenemy.

Pyra: Same here. It's a darn shame some of my fellow gaming comrades didn't make the cut. Sora and Kairi would have been perfect for joining the Super Smash Bros. Universe.

Axel: Yeah what a bummer. That would have been awesome to include some of my fellow associates too.

Pyra: It sure would. Lets see what you're made of.

In a powerful vortex of fire came Axel's Chakram's.

Pyra: Chakrams are the perfect choice for you.

Axel: You like them? I'm glad. Lets do it.

Pyra had her sword ready and fire was swirling around her and they went at each other and clashed powerfully in a massive and raging inferno. Then Pyra kicked him down and she won.

Pyra: ALL RIGHT!


Me and Hans were clashing all over the place.

Me: I will never forgive you for everything you've done!

CLANG CLANG CLANG!

Me: (Grunts) You make me sick Hans!

I punched him in the face!

Me: You fucking disgust me! What is your problem with Arendelle?!

CLANG! CLANG CLANG!

Hans: It's because of my brothers! I was 13th in line for the throne and I'll be dead before I become king. I've also have always been known as the Black Sheep of the Family.

Me: It's because they are right about you! You are nothing but a goddamn mistake!

CLANG! KROW!

I kicked him in the face!

Hans: (Enraged) I'LL KILL YOU FOR SAYING THAT!

He went at me and we clashed more.

Hans: I WANTED TO BECOME THE KING OF ARENDELLE BY FORCE! ANNA WAS JUST A PAWN IN MY PLAN! I NEVER LOVED HER! I NEVER WILL! SHE WOULD HAVE DIED ALONG WITH HER WRETCHED SISTER AFTER I KILLED HER!

POW! CLANG!

Me: You have no honor! And when we're done with you, you will pay for your crimes against Arendelle! I'll make sure your blood is spilled everywhere!

CLANG! CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG!

Sparks were flying all over the place and everyone regrouped and I jumped back.

Emma: Hans wants swords? We'll give him swords!

Megaforce Rangers: Legendary Ranger Mode: Ninja Steel!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Ninja Steel Rangers!

Me: ATTACK!

We went at Hans and punched and kicked and slashed him all over.

Poliwag jumped on Hans and slapped him with his tail many times.

SLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAP

Poliwag: GotoHellGotoHellGotoHellGotoHellGotoHellGotoHellGotoHellGotoHellGotoHellGotoHell!

King Kai was watching us from the Otherworld.

King Kai: OH YEAH! OKAY GIVE IT TO HIM GUYS! ALL RIGHT MAKE HIM REALLY FEEL IT! YES YES YES!

Evil Larxene appeared and she was about to ambush us when suddenly, she saw... strange puppet animals. They were the iconic and legendary MUPPETS OF JIM HANSEN!

Kermit: Well, that was strange.

Miss Piggy: Fozzie, why did you have to touch that black sphere?

Fozzie: Can you blame me for being curious?

Scooter: No. But I think when yoo touched it, it brought us here.

Rowlf: And judge by how this place looks, I think it was snowing before.

Skeeter: (sees Evil Larxene) Um... guys. I think we have company.

Evil Larxene: Look, this is really none of your business. So, how about you all run along before I tear you all to shreds?

Gonzo: And let you commit crimes here? I don't think so!

Evil Larxene: (laughs) Do you animals really think you can beat me?

Kermit: Hey, we may not look like it but we're more then capable of defeating you!

Evil Larxene: Oh yeah?

The Muppets jumped her and pulverized her all over.

Seeryn, Mudeenu, and Kamengareth blasted and pulverized Hans all over and we were mutilating him all over the place with incredible fury!

Sideways, Dinobot, Donatello and Skids used the Planet X, Animatron and Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they turned Sideways shield into a blade shield and enhanced Dinobot's abilitie's, Donatello's skills and Skids' Electron Blaster 100-fold.

Sideways and Dinobot: VELOCIRAPTOR SHRED STORM!

Donatello and Skids: LIGHTNING STAFF MEGABLAST!

Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Mistmane, Sable Spirit and the Water Skylanders: JEWEL WATER MEGABLAST!

Lincoln: DISNEY SONG LIGHTNING STYLE: FRIEND LIKE ME!

Shantae: DISNEY SONG MAGIC STYLE: PINK ELEPHANTS ON PARADE!

Minerva: DISNEY SONG BEAUTY STYLE: LOVE IS A SONG!

Akko: DISNEY SONG MAGIC STYLE: BLAME IT ON THE SAMBA!

Julie: DISNEY SONG EARTH STYLE: ONE JUMP AHEAD!

Toph: DISNEY SONG EARTH STYLE: THAT'S WHAT MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND!

Entrapta: DISNEY SONG TECH STYLE: BELLA NOTTE!

Frosta: DISNEY SONG ICE STYLE: LET IT GO!

Perfuma: DISNEY SONG NATURE STYLE: ONCE UPON A DREAM!

Jessica: DISNEY SONG STING STYLE: THE BARE NECESSITIES!

Mai: DISNEY SONG FIRE STYLE: BE OUR GUEST!

Ariel's Sisters: DISNEY SONG WATER STYLE: PART OF YOUR WORLD!

Yuna: DISNEY SONG WATER STYLE: HAKUNA MATATA!

Nanami: DISNEY SONG WATER STYLE: JUST AROUND THE RIVERBEND!

R. Mika: DISNEY SONG EARTH STYLE: FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FOREVER!

Menat: DISNEY SONG SPIRIT STYLE: ZERO TO HERO!

Ibuki: DISNEY SONG WIND STYLE: TRUE TO YOUR HEART!

Hilda: (British Accent) DISNEY SONG LIGHTNING STYLE: TWO WORLDS!

Tatsumaki: DISNEY SONG WIND STYLE: MY FUNNY FRIEND AND ME!

Colette: DISNEY SONG LIGHT STYLE: IF I DIDN'T HAVE YOU!

Gluko: DISNEY SONG DARK STYLE: TOPSY TURVY!

Batch: DISNEY SONG EARTH STYLE: HAWAIIAN ROLLER COASTER RIDE!

Princia: DISNEY SONG FIRE STYLE: I SEE THE LIGHT!

Lucy Liberty: DISNEY SONG WATER STYLE: HOW FAR I'LL GO!

They fired elemental energy blasts and they formed into the scenes of said songs.

Lincoln, Shantae, Minerva, Akko, Julie, Toph, Entrapta, Frosta, Perfuma, Jessica, Mai, Ariel's Sisters, Yuna, Nanami, R. Mika, Menat, Ibuki, Hilda, Tatsumaki, Colette, Gluko, Batch, Princia and Lucy: DISNEY SONG FINAL SMASH: DISNEY SONG RASENGAN BARRAGE!

They fired a massive barrage of elemental rasengans based on all the disney songs at Hans.

Anna: You will pay for your crimes Hans!

Elsa: No one takes my sisters heart and destroys it!

Anna, Elsa, Lana, Lola, Eli, Ariel, Ariel's Sisters, Nunnally, Kristoff, Sven, Olaf, Me, Nico and Toad: ARENDELLE AVENGER BLAST!

They fired a massive energy blast in the shape of Arendelle and the blasts hit Hans and exploded!

KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!

When the smoke cleared, Hans was still standing and he was mangled up from the blasts and smoke came out of him. Then he fell to the ground.

He was down.

I put my foot on his head.

Me: You have a lot to answer for when you are executed.

Poliwag just passed out.

Horsea: Babe? Are you okay?

He was sleeping.

Nico: He's all right. The caffeine and sugar from all those energy drinks just wore off.

Horsea: Oh.

Laney: All those energy drinks really drained him.

Evil Larxene: To Hell with this! I'm out of here!

Evil Larxene left through a Dark Corridor.

Fozzie: Well, that was a good workout!

Rowlf: For you, maybe.

Scooter: You guys sure we can't help Team Loud Phoenix Storm out?

Skeeter: That guy they're fighting looks dangerous.

Gonzo: No. Our job's done here.

Miss Piggy: Gonzo's right. Now, it's time for us to go back home.

They then saw Manaphy, who witnessed the whole thing.

Kermit: Hello there. Manaphy, right? Can you keep us a secret until the right moment?

Manaphy: Anything for you guys! I love all the Muppets.

Kermit: Thank you so much.

They left.

LOVE THOSE MUPPETS!

Poliwag woke up 45 minutes later to see all of us looking at him.

Stinky Butt: Well, look who's awake.

Poliwag: (groans) What happened?

Tar Pit: You passed out after slapping Hans with your tail.

Me: The caffeine from all that Red Bull wore off.

Poliwag: Is Hans dead?

El Oso: Not yet. We're gonna execute him publicly for his crimes against Arendelle.

Elsa: But you and everyone else still did good today. You guys helped me realize that friendship and love can conquer hatred.

Whiger: Well said, Elsa.

Leonard: What about the Duke of Weaseltown?

Me: His crimes will be brought to light after we execute his little boy toy Hans.

Luan: And I have just the plan for that.

Luan pulled out a microphone and she had magic ready.

Me: Now lets get ready.


Hans was brought before the Arendelle high court.

Elsa: Hans Westergaard of the Southern Isles, you have been found guilty of the crimes of high treason, attempted murder and terrorism! What do you have to say for yourself?

Hans: You got nothing against me!

Me: The proof is in the pudding Hans. You are nothing but a traitor and a greedy assassin!

Elsa: You are hereby sentenced to death! Take him away for execution!

They took him away.

Me: One loose end to tie up. Duke of Weaseltown, you got some explaining to do. We know all about what you were trying to do to Arendelle.

Duke: What do you mean?

Me: Didn't you come here to steal it's treasure and kill Queen Elsa?

Duke: All right you got me! I wanted to kill Elsa and take all its riches and treasures all for myself! I wanted Elsa dead and the power of the treasures and secrets of Arendelle all for myself!

Everyone gasped. What he didn't know was that Luan was broadcasting the confession to where he came from and to everyone in Arendelle.

BUSTED!

Duke: You all ruined everything for me!

Me: Actually you just ruined yourself.

Luan pulled out the Microphone.

Luan: Your crimes have been heard.

I grabbed him and used the Penance Stare on him and scared him bad.

Elsa: Take him away and prep him for execution!

They did so.


We got the executions underway. Hans was condemned to be burned at the stake and the Duke was sentenced to die by beheading.

Elsa: Before we execute them we have a tradition here. We brand them.

She took a red hot branding iron in the shape of the star of Satan with the word TRAITOR over it in the middle and she gave it to me.

Me: Red Hot Branding iron first. Nice. We haven't done this in a long time. Lets do it.

The executioners held Hans' head and I put the brand smack dab in the middle of his forehead and he screamed in excruciating pain as the brand was put on him.

Me: Suits him perfectly. It will be his mark of eternal damnation.

I did the same thing with the Duke.

Me: Now before we have the sentence carried out, does Hans' family have anything they want to say?

King of The Southern Isles: Yes we do. If we may J.D.?

Me: Go ahead your majesty.

King of The Southern Isles: Thank you. Hans Westergaard, 13th son of the House of Westergaard of the Southern Isles, I as 2nd born son of the 34th King of the house of Westergaard and as Grand Ruler of the Southern Isles here condemn you and as your father hereby renounce you from the family and forever severs all your ties to the family of the Southern Isles. Your lust for power has become so horrific that you would do anything to get it. You are not only a spawn of the devil himself but are also a high priest of him and that makes you a traitor to God. Cover up his face with the Mask of Satan! Nail it down so that the fire and flames may reduce his body to ashes and may his dust be carried by the wind, obliterating his existence forever.

12th Son: You have brought nothing but shame to us.

11th Son: You make me sick.

10th Son: I can't believe you are related to us!

I pulled out the Mask of Satan.

Me: You know I've always wanted to try this. Elsa this Mask has been a huge terrifying moment for my father. It was from the 1960 movie Black Sunday with Barbara Steele and this mask can only be used on the most evil of people.

Elsa: That sure is a scary mask.

Me: Yep. That movie scared the living shit out of him back then. Also your majesty how did you know about this mask?

King of the Southern Isles: Some of our ancestors imigrated to France from Moldovia over 200 years ago.

Me: Wow. That's cool.

The mask looked like the face of the devil and on the inside was a bunch of nails.

Me: This is gonna be good.

I went over to him and covered his face and Varie took a hammer and smashed it on him and he screamed in one final scream of agony as blood poured through the face of the mask and he was dead.

I fired a massive blast of fire and incinerated Hans in an instant and banished his evil soul into the Warp for all eternity.

Eli then slashed off the Duke's head and he too was banished to the Warp.

Me: Good riddance.

Eli: Yeah.

Elsa: Thank you all so much for helping me out. You all are true friends to me and Anna and everyone in Arendelle.

Me: You're welcome Elsa. And you and Anna will always be family to all of us.

Jack Frost: That's right Elsa.

We hugged her.

Elsa: (To the viewers) This was an amazing adventure. And it was great to finally be rid of the evil Hans and the Duke of Weasel Town.

Me: Yes it was.

We went back home and Part 9 of the adventure was done. We had a great dinner and went to sleep.

TO BE CONTINUED...


Part 9 done.

The next girl is gonna be Sein the Siren and she will be in the world of the awesome 1971 movie When Dinosaurs Ruled The Earth and we're going to help save the people trying to run from a huge apocalyptic event like in the movie. Also the next part is for Pirates of The Caribbean At Worlds End and we're going to follow what went down in Chapter 800 and we're going to find out a terrible revelation with Davy Jones and Ariel's mom Athena. Brace yourselves for Action and an epic battle.

See you all tomorrow.