In an abandoned building me and Nora were walking down the halls.
Nora: I honestly enjoyed our break while it lasted.
Nora concentrated and groaned as she sprouted wings.
Me: It was really fun and beautiful too.
She shrunk and turned into Beautifly.
I held on to her clothes for her and then we heard a scream and then we went into a room and saw the Fusion chambers from THE FLY!
Me: WHOA! It's the fusion chambers from The 1986 movie The Fly!
Nora Beautifly: That movie was freaky!
I then saw a woman in one.
Me: Oh no!
I kicked the glass of the door out and got her out and then the machine activated and then a few seconds later, out came Seth Brundle! And he was a grotesque fly mutant!
Sethaniel "Seth" Brundle, or better known as Brundlefly, is the titular main protagonist, as well as the main self antagonist of David Cronenberg's 1986 remake of The Fly.
He was portrayed by Jeff Goldblum, who also played the Grandmaster in Thor: Ragnarok, Calvin "Slick" Stanhope in Silverado, Verminous Skumm in Captain Planet and the Planeteers, Long Eared Jack in Robbie the Red Nose Reindeer, and Niagara / The Wolf King in Hotel Artemis. The character of Brundle was also played by Daniel Okulitch in Howard Shore's 2008 opera The Fly in its premiere at the Théâtre du Châtelet in Paris.
Brundle suffered from motion sickness beginning at a young age; once, during childhood, he vomited on his tricycle. As a result of his condition, he developed an intense dislike of vehicles. By the age of 20, he had become an expert in molecular physics, and was the leader of a project known as "F32", which very nearly earned him a Nobel Prize in Physics. He also earned his doctorate at some undisclosed point.
Years later, he focused his attention on creating a teleportation system, partially so he would no longer have to worry about his motion sickness when traveling. At some point, he became the sole occupant of an abandoned warehouse, the fourth (and top) floor of which he converted into a laboratory and living quarters. A shy and eccentric recluse, he also adopted a habit of Albert Einstein's when he bought five identical sets of clothes so as not to waste mental energy deciding what to wear each day. His experiments were funded by Bartok Science Industries, which was unaware of the nature of Brundle's project and did not interfere since his requirements were relatively inexpensive.
Despite his scientific brilliance, Brundle subcontracted the design and construction of various components out to other scientists, components which Brundle then put together himself (thus keeping the nature of the project secret). Eventually, the first prototype "Telepod" was completed, and when it proved successful, Brundle had two refined models built. All in all, the project took 6 years to complete, but at this point, Brundle could only teleport non-living objects successfully.
One night, while attending a meet-the-press party sponsored by Bartok, Brundle met Veronica Quaife, a journalist working for Particle magazine. After convincing Veronica that he was working on something that would change the world, he drove with her to his warehouse and demonstrated the Telepods for her. However, Brundle had been under the impression that their meeting was an off-the-record social affair, but Veronica felt otherwise and proceeded to tell her editor and former lover, Stathis Borans, about what she'd seen. Eventually, Brundle was able to convince Veronica that the project was not ready to be revealed to the world, since the Telepods could not yet cope with living matter. The pair then made a deal; Brundle would allow Veronica an insider's access to his work on the Telepods (with her end goal being a book documenting the project) in exchange for her keeping the project's existence quiet.
Veronica then set about documenting Brundle's quest to perfect the Telepods, including a disastrous experiment in which a live baboon was turned inside-out during the reintegration process. Brundle and Veronica soon became lovers, and during their first sexual encounter, he accidentally rolled onto a small circuit board, which created several small scratches on his back. Brundle's sexual awakening also provided him with a key moment of inspiration when an off-hand comment of Veronica's led him to realize that the Telepods were reinterpreting living flesh instead of reproducing it. As a result of this epiphany, Brundle reprogrammed the Telepod computer to be creative when reintegrating organic material. Soon after, a teleportation experiment with another baboon proved successful.
However, as Brundle and Veronica were about to celebrate this scientific triumph, Veronica became aware of the fact that the possessive and jealous Borans was threatening to reveal the Telepods' existence to the world prematurely. Keeping Brundle unaware of this so as to avoid hurting his feelings, Veronica abruptly left to confront Borans. Incorrectly suspecting that Veronica was still seeing Borans romantically, a drunken and jealous Brundle decided to teleport himself so as to deprive Veronica of the opportunity to see a historic moment in science. However, a common housefly slipped into the sending Telepod unnoticed by the preoccupied scientist. After his successful teleportation, Brundle went to bed, and was awoken some hours later by Veronica. He told her about his rash teleportation and the reasons behind it, and the two then reconciled and made love.
The next morning, Brundle awoke feeling strangely energized. He was surprised at his reflexes as he plucked a fly out of mid-air, and then performed a series of highly complex gymnastic exercises for Veronica. Unable to account for his new strength and agility, Brundle theorized that the teleportation process had somehow improved and purified his body. By this point, he and Veronica had begun to affect each other; he began wearing new clothes that she had bought for him, and she began wearing a necklace with a heart-shaped charm that he bought for her (despite her previous assertion that she never wore jewelry). However, Brundle's newfound energy, which now included incredible sexual stamina, quickly turned to all-out mania.
Brundle and Veronica then head to a restaurant. There, Brundle tells Veronica that he had asked the computer to improve him, yet the computer didn't understand what he was talking about, which made Brundle think real carefully. While talking quite fast, Brundle tells Veronica that he thinks the reason why he has strength and agility, is because of the process of his cells being taken apart atom-by-atom and being put back together has purified Brundle and made him realize the personal potential he's been neglecting all these years goal by goal. Due to Brundle consistently pouring sugar on his coffee while explaining his thoughts, Veronica questions Brundle if he "likes coffee with sugar". Brundle responds in confusion, and continues his subject without an answer. Brundle then says that the process has given himself the chance to be who he really is, and that it might also improve people as well.
He became arrogant and aggressive, and when Veronica discovered several coarse hairs growing out of the scratches on his back during a long lovemaking session, Brundle dismissed her concerns. Instead, he was obsessively focused on his new feeling of euphoria, and attempted to force Veronica to undergo teleportation, claiming that the process was like "a perfectly pure and benign drug." Shocked by his behavior, Veronica refused, and Brundle, seething with energy, abandoned her and stormed off into the night, determined to find someone who could "keep up" with him sexually.
Eventually, Brundle entered a local bar, where he volunteered to arm-wrestle a burly man, Marky, with the prize being the sexual favors of a young woman named Tawny. He then used his newfound super-strength to give Marky's arm a compound fracture, and spent the rest of the night bar-hopping with Tawny. The next morning, Brundle took Tawny to his warehouse, where he teleported himself once again during a lull in their sexual escapades. Soon after, Brundle, now feeling less energetic than before, tried to force Tawny to undergo teleportation. However, Veronica arrived in time to prevent this, and Tawny subsequently left the warehouse. Veronica then tried to warn Brundle that something went wrong during his first teleportation, and explained that scientific testing of the coarse hairs she had previously trimmed from his back revealed that they were not human.
Refusing to listen to her, Brundle threw Veronica out of his warehouse and told her never to return. However, after her departure, he went into his bathroom to examine himself, and was horrified to discover that lesions were appearing on his face, and that his fingernails were beginning to fall off. Humbled by this discovery, Brundle checked his computer's records and learned that the Telepod computer, confused by the presence of two separate life-forms in the sending pod, merged him with the fly at the genetic level.
After a month-long period of self-imposed isolation, Brundle finally mustered up the courage to call Veronica and reconcile with her. His body had been progressively degenerating during this period, with each day bringing new horrors and the loss of various body parts. Eventually, Brundle came to realize that his genetic fusion with the fly was slowly transforming him into a deformed hybrid creature, which he subsequently dubbed "Brundlefly". He soon began to exhibit fly-like characteristics, such as his need to vomit corrosive enzymes (which Brundle named "vomit-drop") on his food in order to pre-digest it. Brundle also developed a craving for sugary foods, and his lab quickly became a cluttered mess, full of half-eaten donuts, cakes, and other junk-food items. Overwhelmed by the horror of it all, Brundle began using gallows humor and took a perverse pleasure in certain aspects of his metamorphosis, such as his new ability to cling to walls.
He was also morbidly fascinated with his transformation from a scientific perspective, and even videotaped a demonstration of his new fly-like eating technique "for posterity", as well as keeping his sloughed-off human body parts in his medicine cabinet, which he dubbed the "Brundle Museum of Natural History". Regardless, Brundle still desperately searched for a cure to his condition, even as he continued to disintegrate mentally, emotionally, and physically. A scene deleted from The Fly, which would have fit in at this point, featured an experimental test of Brundle's "cure", in which the desperate scientist used the Telepods to fuse the surviving baboon and a cat together into one entity. However, the resulting "monkey-cat" creature was horribly deformed and in terrible agony, and Brundle put it out of its misery by beating it to death with a metal pipe. A small fly-like leg then burst out of Brundle's left side, and, unable to cope with this new appendage, he amputated it with his teeth.
As his diseased transformation progressed, Brundle installed a fusion program in the Telepod computer, and the computer suggested to him that the most logical way to make himself more human was to fuse genetically with one or more pure human beings. Veronica then came to visit him once again, but he explained to her that he was losing his human compassion and told her to leave him forever before he could hurt her. While on the roof of the warehouse to watch her depart—with her confidant, Borans—Brundle overheard Veronica say that she was pregnant with Brundle's child, and wanted an abortion.
He then proceeded to smash into the clinic Veronica and Borans had gone to, and abducted her before she could abort the fetus. On a nearby rooftop, Brundle begged Veronica to carry the child to term, since it could very well have been conceived before his fateful teleportation and thus might have been "all that's left of the real me." Veronica replied that she was too afraid to have the baby, and a distraught Brundle took her back to his warehouse.
Seeing that Borans, armed with a shotgun, had broken into the laboratory, Brundle leapt through the warehouse's open skylight and pounced on him. The crazed mutant dissolved Borans' left hand and right foot with his corrosive "vomit-drop", and only Veronica's pleading prevented him from killing Borans. Brundle then revealed his desperate plan to Veronica: he intended to use Telepods 1 and 2 (as well as the old prototype, which would serve as a receiving pod) to fuse with Veronica and their unborn child. He believed that this would make them the "ultimate family", an entity "more human than I am alone."
Veronica resisted, and in the ensuing struggle, she accidentally ripped off his jaw, prompting his final transformation. Brundle's body shed its outer layer of decaying flesh, revealing the monstrous combination of man and insect that had been growing underneath it. The now-mute "Brundlefly" then threw Veronica into Telepod 1 and stepped inside Telepod 2. However, the wounded Borans managed to stay conscious and used his shotgun to sever the power cables connected to Telepod 1, allowing Veronica to escape unharmed. Seeing this, Brundlefly attempted to break out of Telepod 2 just as the fusion sequence occurred, and was molecularly intertwined with chunks of metal and other components. As the mortally wounded Brundlefly-Telepod fusion creature crawled out of the prototype Telepod, he begged Veronica to end his suffering with Borans' shotgun by placing the barrel against his own head. A devastated Veronica hesitated for a moment, and then pulled the trigger, mercifully blasting Brundlefly's head off.
Several months later, Veronica died giving birth to Brundle's son, Martin. Martin was persuaded to continue his late father's work on the Telepods when he was shown videotape footage of his father being interviewed by Veronica about his work. Despite eventually transforming into an insect-like creature himself (one which proved to be far more deadly than its father), Martin eventually found a cure for his condition, and was successful in getting the Telepods to work again, thus redeeming his late father's legacy.
Me: WHAT THE FUCKING HELL!?
Nora Beautifly: Just like in the movie.
Me: MY GOD!
A woman and a Chandelure came out.
Brunhilda: Oh man!
Chandelure: What has he done to himself!?
Me: This was all an accident. But this is what happens when you mess with the laws of mother nature.
I then saw a 12 Gauge Shotgun on the floor and the woman picked it up and Brundle had it pointed at his head.
Veronica: NO I CAN'T!
Me: Veronica this is what he wants. He can't go on like this anymore! Look at him!
Brunhilda: J.D. is right! It's what he wants.
Veronica reluctantly agreed and then…
BANG!
She blew his head clear off of his body and killed him!
Veronica was crying hard as she had killed him and I comforted her.
Chandelure: Man that is a horrible way to die.
Brunhilda: Yeah it is. But he wanted it this way.
Nora Beautifly: Yeah.
Brunhilda: My name is Brunhilda and I'm a Valkyrie.
Chandelure: And I'm Mikaela Florentine and yes I'm a Chandelure. But I became like this to help kill Team Rocket Scientists. I was helping Team Loud Phoenix Storm from the darkness to kill them.
Nora Beautifly: Wow. Pleasure to meet you. That's amazing.
Me: We have to destroy these machines. But first.
I put on my blind man glasses and snapped my fingers and Mikaela reverted back and she was naked. Nora reverted back too.
Nora was human again. But naked.
Nora Benechevsky: (covers herself) That's one fly swatted. (laughs) Good thing I came along since I'm a Beautifly.
I gave Nora back her clothes.
Mikaela: (Covers herself) That was nuts. But thank goodness no one is gonna be using those fusion chambers again.
Me: I agree.
I gave her new clothes.
Brunhilda: Crazy movie.
I fired waves of energy and blew the fusion chambers apart and destroyed them. I then snapped my fingers and destroyed the Fly DNA inside Ronnie's unborn child and made it human. Perfect human DNA.
I went over to Stathis Borans.
Me: Hold on sir. We're gonna get you help.
I picked him up and made a basket to carry him in out of vines.
Me: You're gonna be all right.
I put him in it.
We all went back to the Estate. We got Stathis to the infirmary and Veronica was put on the couch to be consoled after making her first kill albeit a merciful one.
After killing the creature from the 1986 movie, The Fly, Lincoln, me, Nico, Nicole, Lynn Jr., Litchi Faye Ling, and the Megaforce Rangers are off to rescue another girl who's being held by McWolf, and they're in Harwood County.
Lincoln: So, McWolf has chosen to hold the next girl here in Harwood County, pretty nice.
Me: You said it, big guy. But, McWolf did say he'll build some castles close to home, and since we have Troy and his team with us, this is perfect.
Troy Burrows: It sure is good to be back in Harwood County.
Litchi Faye Ling: I don't know why, but the next girl McWolf has kidnapped may be someone that I know.
Nicole: Only one way to find out.
We arrive at McWolf's castle, and we head into the room where he's holding the girl, and the girl that McWolf has kidnapped was Makoto Nanaya from the BlazBlue series.
Lincoln: Wow, it's Makoto Nanaya.
Nicole: She's also from the BlazBlue series, just like Litchi.
Litchi Faye Ling: Now, that was something, first McWolf kidnapped me yesterday, now he's kidnapped Makoto.
Lynn Jr.: This was the same thing when Lincoln rescued Asuka Kazama when McWolf kidnapped two days ago, and then, Lili De Rochefort the other day.
Lincoln went up to Makoto Nanaya and freed her.
Makoto Nanaya: Thanks for freeing me.
When Makoto Nanaya saw Lincoln, she had a deep red blush on her face once she saw the 7'0" tall, bare-chested, handsome, white-haired, and extremely muscular hunk.
Makoto Nanaya: Oh, wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you, Makoto Nanaya.
Makoto Nanaya: (Seductively) Same here, big man.
Then, Makoto Nanaya saw Litchi Faye Ling with us, and she was surprised to see here.
Makoto Nanaya: Litchi? I'm surprised to see you here, did you get...?
Litchi Faye Ling: Yes, I was kidnapped by McWolf yesterday and I was held in his castle in The Hidden Sand Village, until Lincoln and his team came to the castle, and Lincoln freed me.
Then, McWolf came out.
Troy Burrows: I got to admit, picking Harwood County to hold the next girl for Lincoln to rescue was a pretty good plan, McWolf.
McWolf: I knew you would approve of it, and I've got some old friends for you to fight. LOOGIES!
An army of Loogies appeared from green blobs of slime.
Troy Burrows: Loogies, I would've thought you'd summon the foot soldiers of The Armada.
Orion: Same here.
McWolf: I decided to use the foot soldiers of The Warstar for this one.
Troy Burrows: Good choice, alright, guys, let's do this.
Lincoln: You got it, and you guys are going to be in for a big surprise.
The Megaforce Rangers and Lincoln walked up to the army of Loogies.
Megaforce Rangers and Lincoln: IT'S MORPHIN TIME! GO GO MEGAFORCE!
The Megaforce Rangers transformed into their Megaforce forms, and Lincoln transformed into his new Megaforce Ranger form, he has on an Orange Megaforce Ranger uniform with a large orange helmet and black visor, but for him, he has the Thunderbird motif, and it goes well with his Sword of Taranis holstered on his wider muscular back and the eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs, but the one thing that ruled him out were his larger blue angel wings surging with super lightning with stars and blue nebulae reflecting in the feathers.
Troy Burrows: Fury of The Dragon! Megaforce Red!
Emma Goodall: Flames of The Phoenix! Megaforce Pink!
Noah Carver: Bite of The Shark! Megaforce Blue!
Jake Holling: Venom of The Snake! Megaforce Black!
Gia Moran: Claw of The Tiger! Megaforce Yellow!
Orion: SUPER MEGAFORCE SILVER!
Robo Knight: I am Robo Knight: Protector of the Environment, Guardian of the Earth!
Lincoln: Storm of The Thunderbird! Megaforce Orange!
Megaforce Rangers and Lincoln: EARTH'S DEFENDERS NEVER SURRENDER! POWER RANGERS MEGAFORCE!
KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
A massive explosion erupted from behind them.
Me: Whoa, Lincoln, you look awesome as an Orange Megaforce Ranger!
Troy Burrows: I got to say, it's really impressive, now, let's get them.
The Megaforce Rangers and Lincoln unholstered their weapons, and charged at the army of Loogies. They fired powerful energy blasts and slashed at the Loogies, which hits them, and they exploded. Then, Lincoln changed back to normal, and he, Nico, me, Nicole, and Lynn Jr. jumped McWolf, and we tickled him.
McWolf: (LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY)
We ceased tickling McWolf, and we left the castle, and we ordered smoothies for everyone back home from Ernie's BrainFreeze, and went back to the World Tree Estate. We then showed everyone Lincoln's new Megaforce Ranger form from the footage of the rescue, and they were impressed.
Lori: Wow, now that was literally impressive.
Lynn: Yeah, we already saw his Mystic Force Ranger form, and now, we saw his new Samurai Ranger form, then, his new Jungle Fury Ranger form, and now, we've seen his new Megaforce Ranger form.
Lincoln's siblings were really impressed at seeing some of Lincoln's new Power Ranger forms, but like he said, he's just getting started.
We were all impressed.
We went back to the Estate and we later went to Gotham Royal York Prison where Chris Griffin was being held.
Centaur Man: I'm surprised Chris isn't dead yet.
Nico: I am too. But man! He had his butt paddled all the way down to his bones.
Twilight Sparkle: What was Chris Griffin thrown in prison for?
Me: You would not like him Twilight. Chris Griffin is dumber than his so-called father. He's an electron-sized brain testicle-chinned freak and he is even stupider than his father. How he ever got to high school is beyond me.
Eli: Yeah what a freak!
We saw Chris being paddled.
WHAP! WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP!
We went into the spanking chamber as it's called and we faced him.
Bianca: So you're the kid who abused his own sister.
Chris Griffin: Haven't you guys done enough to me already?!
Stewie: Not happy to see me and Brian, Chris?
Lois: Or me and Meg huh?
Chris Griffin: Mom? You got freed?
Lois Griffin: Long story. But I bet you aren't happy to see me huh?
Chris Griffin: Of course not! Everything was fine until you four sided with those so called heroes!
Nico: Well these "So-Called Heroes" are the ones who brought justice to all of Quahog for all of its crimes. By all accounts we did the world a big favor and saved the country from all of Quahog's evil.
Chris Griffin: QUAHOG WAS MY HOME!
Eli: It was home to no one!
Arrietty: That's right!
Nico: Don't worry. I'm still going to use my bugle to annoy Chris. But I want to experiment with something.
Nico blew his bugle to the tune of the Ben 10 theme song.
Astrotrain: That song sounds familiar.
Ben: Yeah it does.
Chris was getting annoyed!
Then Nico blew his bugle to the Generator Rex theme song.
Chris was getting more and more pissed! Then Nico blew the Reville call in Chris's ears and then CHRIS GOT ENRAGED!
Chris Griffin: THAT'S IT! I AM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU AND RIP YOUR FUCKING INTESTINES RIGHT OUT OF YOUR GODDAMN ASS!
Chris roared in fury!
Nico then touched him on the arm and kicked him in the face.
Nico: That'll be all for now. But I plan to experiment with more songs in the future.
Springer: That's perfectly fine.
Me: It's better than what Lincoln is doing to Chris.
Lincoln was firing lightning at Chris's crotch and electrocuting him as his crotch was lit on fire.
Laney: (Laughs) Serves that freak right.
Eli: Yeah what a clod.
Nico: Yeah. Lets go home.
We went back home.
Later on, we were busy watching TV. Suddenly, the thunderbird emblazoned on Lincoln's forehead began to glow.
Lincoln: Hey, Lincoln 2, what's wrong, trouble?
Lincoln 2: Yeah, Lincoln, and it's really bad. I've picked up on the energy signal of another Dragonoid, and he's out for revenge for what you guys did to Luka long ago.
We gasped in shock after what Lincoln 2 just told us.
Lori: Even after we got rid of that heartless sadistic jerk, Luka, for tricking Nico and giving him those necklaces, the Dragonoids are still out causing trouble.
Sena: They won't quit until they've conquered our world, but it's our job to stop them for good.
Lynn: Rai, I know Dragonoids happen to look like normal humans, but don't Dragonoids have an aura that'll show their true form?
Rai: That's right, Lynn, and in their true form, the dragon scales on their faces appear from blue flames, and their eyes turn into the eyes of a dragon.
Lincoln 2: I've got an idea on how to rat him out, and how we can stay one step ahead of him.
Suddenly, the thunderbird on Lincoln's forehead glowed, and we were surrounded by energy auras in our favorite colors and with the elemental powers we have.
Lincoln 2: There, I used a powerful magic spell to mark off our auras, but when we see a black aura surrounding someone, that's the aura of the Dragonoid, and that'll be the one we strike, so Eddy, keep your blaster holstered until then.
Eddy: Got it.
Me: Cool so now they are marked like a beacon. It will make hunting them down more easier.
Lincoln 2: Yep.
Teen Titans Thunder: Nico, I would like to remind you that it's your turn to lead today.
Nico: I know thank you. All right time to call in the team. (Pulls out his bugle and plays Reville)
We all came and stood in our lines.
Nico: ATTEN-TION!
We stood in attention.
Nico: All right maggots listen up! I just found out that the Tigeroid's archnemesis clan is on the move. Scans show that they are after another Tai Chi Character located in Iceland. It's in a canyon that has a really hard name to pronounce. Fjaðrárgljúfur Canyon.
Holly Guðmundsdóttir: (Icelandic Accent) I know where that is commander. It's located in southeastern Iceland.
Hunter: (German Accent) Und it means Feather River Canyon.
Nico: That helps guys. Thank you. All right we're going after this character and we're going to kill any Dragonoids that stand in our way. We leave in 25 minutes.
Blizzard, Goliath, Villamax, Trickster, Mammoth, Trumbipular, KGBeast, Spymaster, Madame Masque and Cad Bane then appeared.
Trickster: Can me, Blizzard, Goliath, Villamax, Mammoth, Trumbipular, KGBeast, Spymaster, Madame Masque and Cad Bane go with you guys?
Nico: You all sure can. And we're gonna go to Fjaðrárgljúfur Canyon to take down another member of the Dragonoids.
Trumbipular: I hope this doesn't turn out to be like what happened with that Luka guy.
Kairi Yano: Yeah, that was awful.
Nico: It sure was. But I have a feeling it won't be like that.
Bitstream: (to Rai) Why don't we head on over to your ship for preparations? After all, the Dragonoids are your bad guys.
Rai: Good idea. Lets head to the ship guys.
We went to the ship Rai and his team took and it was something.
Me: Wow! Your ship is amazing.
Rai: It sure is.
Sena: Nice ship huh?
Me: Yep.
Nico: It's amazing. We can use this as our ship for when we go after more of the Dragonoids and the Tai Chi Characters.
Eli: Good idea commander.
Nico: Lets get her ready and head on out.
We got the ship ready and we were off to Iceland.
The Tigeroid Ship was flying over the ocean.
Trumbipular: How about we have lunch while preparing for the battle? I'm getting hungry for peanuts!
Nico: Good idea. (Stomach growls) Oops. Colonel get food ready.
Me: Yes sir.
I used my imagination powers and made an awesome buffet for us with all our favorite foods including chicken wings, peanuts and more.
Eli: Oh boy!
Arrietty: That all looks amazing.
Laney: It sure does. Thanks Colonel.
Me: Anytime guys.
We got to eating.
Lugnutz: Why don't we see the Tai Chi cards you guys have so far?
Sena: Sure thing.
They pulled out their Tai Chi Characters that they had and newly acquired after the deaths of Luka and Ave.
Hwa / Fire
Po / Aggression
Gek / Bend
Cue/ Ball
Chum / Slice
Sa / Hot
Chun / River & Stream
Mock / Tree
Pong / Wind
Cho / Grass
Am / Darkness
Yo / Road
Pa/ Break
Pyun / Whip
Yun / Smoke
Bae / Multiply
Ha / Down
Byun / Transform
Pae/ Shut
Jung / Hate
Joong / Heavy
Yee / Move
Rwae / Cage
Su / Water
Ja / Shuriken
Gway / Destruction
Juum / Cook
Woo / Wings
Me: Wow.
Nico: That's all the ones we have so far?
Rai: Looks like it.
Eli: The Tai Chi Cards are amazing. I didn't know there were so many.
Arrietty: What do they all do?
Eli: These cards all have amazing powers. And there has been a major league deadly war between clans that has been going on for a long time.
Arrietty: Whoa.
Madame Masque: Geez. How many cards are there?!
Sena: There are 1,000 Characters.
We gasped.
Me: Wow! I didn't know about that.
Nico: Me neither.
Arrietty: That is amazing. J.D. how did you meet Rai and Sena?
Me: That is an interesting one. I met them after I killed one of their enemies: Ave.
Sena: He was a Dragonoid enemy of ours.
Me: And I made sure that he would never hurt anyone again. It's how I first met Rai and his friends.
Rai: It was so cool how J.D. killed him.
Me: Thanks Rai.
Arrietty: Wow. Why are the Tiger and Dragon Clans all fighting for these cards?
Me: Well that is just it. This war has been between going on for a long time. Centuries as a matter of fact.
Nico: The Dragon Clan wants to use the power of the Tai Chi Characters to destroy the world. But we don't know what they intend to really use them for exactly.
Eli: But whatever it is it can't be good.
Sour Sweet: By the way, Rai, how's your mom doing?
Rai: She's doing great thank you.
Me: Rai's mom was murdered by Luka and we killed him and brought justice to Rai.
Eli: Yeah that was awful.
Sasuke: Like what happened with myself and J.D. with the Kisenian Blossom, Rai too was wanting to get revenge on Luka. But we helped him realize that vengeance is never the answer to anything.
Nico: And it's good you did. The Dragonoids are totally honorless scumbags and they all deserve death.
Arrietty: What they are doing is terrible.
Laney: You have no idea. But what they don't know about us however is we have gotten more powerful the last time we faced them.
Eli: We sure have.
Blizzard: (to Rai) Have you told your mom that you and Sena are a thing?
Rai: I sure did.
Sena: (Blushes) And she approved.
Eli: I think it's really cute too.
Arrietty: Yeah. Who have you guys killed out of all the Dragonoids?
Me: We killed just two of them. I killed Ave. He was a snake humanoid.
I went over his history.
Ave
Ave is a member of the Dragonoid race and one of the major antagonists in Tai Chi Chasers. He is a vicious fighter who loves to torment Tigeroids using whips (real and Tai Chi influenced). He speaks in an eccentric tone, never hesitating to attack his foes. His voice actor in the 4kids dub is Wayne Grayson.
His favorite Tai Chi card lets him conjure up hordes of green whips, using them to lash out at enemies.
Ave was first introduced alongside Jahara, sent by General Vicious to bring Luka back to the base. At the moment, Luka was locked in a fight with his enemy Rai, not being able to be a threat due to not using his Tai Chi symbols. Though Luka quietly returned with Jahara, Rai's dares for a fight brought Ave in Luka's place. He maliciously beat down on Rai using his Tai Chi whips to deal heavy damage. But his torment ended when the other Chasers made the scene and, after giving him back his Hwa card and a new Geom card, Ave lost to the Chasers and fled.
He next faced off against Rai and Donha alone inside a church to capture the Tai Chi bell symbol. He used a group of Dragonoid robots in this next fight, soon putting Donha's rock Tai Chi against him by weighing it down and doubling its size with his own Tai Chi. Rai was unable to help due to being trapped in a cage by the enemy. But the symbol both sides were fighting for reacted to Rai and he used it to not only help Donha, but defeat Ave once again.
Ave's next fight against the Chasers came when Rai was with Finn trying to save an unconscious Tori from the Dragonoid's clutches. In return for his freedom, Ave demanded all their Tai Chi symbols. But Finn was able to divert Ave's attention away with arrogant bragging, causing him to become angered and attack a non attacking Finn. That gave Rai enough time to free Tori and turn the tables on Ave with Finn.
As of late, Ave has been apart of the Dragonoid's joint efforts to attack their ship and was seen cutting down trees around Rai's hometown and used them to slam down on the ship when it was pulled close to a waterfall (the water carrying the logs down and they slammed into the ship as they came down the falls). But Rai came on the scene again and helped give the Chasers what power they needed to drive away the Dragonoids.
He again was seen with Jahara when the Dragonoids attack General Aidan and his ship. But, like before, Ave and the other Dragonoids were defeated. It seemed all their failure caused the Dragonoids to turn away from their general, not wanting to be pulled into any sort of punishment the emperor gave him (as Ave described it).
After Vicious was taken from the other Dragonoids, Ave had a cocky idea of taking over in his place, taking Durah with him and going after the Chasers alone in a new Dragonoid air ship. He found the Chasers in a forest that had been supersized by the effect of a nearby symbol. He previously used one of his Tai Chi cards to turn a swarm of giant beetles into his own malice servants, turning on their leader who teamed with Rai. Rai and the beetle thought they had chased Ave away after he was knocked out of the area by a head on charge, but he returned and snagged the Tai Chi card with his whip. However, the card's effect backfired on Ave and started to make him bigger, taller and soon inflated like a balloon. The Chasers used a new card given to Rai by Komorka, the Unification symbol, to combine their strengths and send Ave away, getting the symbol and sending Ave flying out of sight like a popped balloon. He was later seen, his clothes wrecked and his face bruised, when General Mischa came on the scene.
Ave was automatically against the new general, causing him to use Tai Chi sound to torture him with excruciating pain by multiplying sound around his ears. He was sent on a mission by Mischa to use one of his plans to defeat the Chasers. Though Ave himself considers it brilliant, the Chasers defeat him again. But rather than punish Ave the way he did Jahara, Mischa sent Ave back to their homeworld though a glowing orb, causing Garnia to wonder if it was just a set-up to get rid of him.
That was not the last of Ave as he was called back by Mischa, but now he is under the influence of the Monstrous Tai Chi character, a forbidden symbol that can make the target almost invincible, able to grow more powerful but could destroy the victim's mind. As described by Mischa, he has become the "ultimate Dragonoid warrior" as he was sent back against the Chasers alongside Jahara to take the Tai Chi cards. Ave proved more powerful this time, able to deflect Rai's Slice Tai Chi and shatter Donha's Stone attack with a super powered Whip attack. He eventually turned on Jahara when she refused to obey Mischa and the general ordered him to kill her. But the Chasers teamed up and drove Ave away before Jahara used a Tai Chi symbol to warp them away from the Chasers, just as Ave was using the Tai Chi symbol to bulge his muscles and power, glowing pitch black.
He is sent by the general again after Rai and Luka, trapped inside another dimension. This time, his power grows even worse as he is attacking both Rai and Luka with no mercy. But eventually, the two work together to defeat Ave.
Finale of Ave
His "last mission" involved him attacking the Chasers within a town holding the Time Tai Chi card, which caused a convergence that threw him and the Chasers back through time. Now in the past, Ave's transformed state is seen to be considered a "monster" amongst the locals. He later appears towards the end of the episode to attack
Rai's father is amazingly able to recognize the symbol on Ave's forehead and uses his own Tai Chi card (of which there is no explanation as to how he got it) to free Ave before his mind was completely destroyed by the card. He was returned to normal, confused as to what happened, before he tried to get the Time card before Rai did. Though he got it, the card converged again and flung them back into the future, where he loses the card and it is with Rai.
Though everything seems to be the same, we see Ave at the end of the episode transformed into a young boy. Its unknown what became of the Tai Chi cards that Ave owned.
When I was finished Arrietty was shocked and so was everyone that hadn't heard it.
Arrietty: That's terrible!
Eli: He was one of the worst.
Me: Luka tried to kill us all with deadly necklaces like in one of the LupinRangers adventures.
Eli: I remember that. I even still have the necklace you gave me right here.
He showed it around his neck.
Me: Thank goodness they aren't linked to that bomb anymore.
Nico: Yeah.
Arrietty: Who is Luka?
Me: His history is just as bad.
I went over his history.
Luka
Luka is one of the main antagonists of Tai Chi Chasers, a member of the Dragonoid race and arch enemy of Rai. When the Tai Chi Chasers came to Earth to try and escape the Dragonoid's pursuit, Luka was drawn towards Rai's home and destroyed it, aiming to take out all Tigeroids he comes me of his Tai Chi skills include the (su) water tai chi, (juum) steam, (gway) destruction, and the (ja) shuriken tai chi. He is voiced by Wayne Grayson.
Luka was aboard the Dragonoid battleship tailing after the Tigeroid ship through the skies over Earth. But when they lose sight of their enemy, Luka and Garnia are sent to Earth to hunt down and subdue the Tai Chi Chasers. But as he is tailing after Sena and Finn with Garnia and a group of Dragonoid robots, he senses Luka sensing the "power" a strange power nearby (possibly either Rai or his mom) and determines this is a power he must defeat. So he strays off his orders to raid Rai's home while both are away, smashing it to pieces just as Rai returns in shock.
He turns his attention on Rai, attacking him without hesitation. But Rai's mother returns in time to find the two in her destroyed home. She then forces Rai out of the house and locks him out, facing Luka herself. Luka then decides that it was Rai's mother that was giving out the power that he sensed. But as he drew his sword and prepared to attack, a giant explosion destroys the house and causes her to vanish, leaving Luka to go after Rai again. However, Rai soon gains the upperhand when his rage over losing his home and mother fuels him into transforming into a Tigeroid and uses his Hwa Tai Chi to overwhelm Luka.
When the other Chasers discover Rai, they rush to help and manage to knock him out before running off with Rai. Luka emerges from the rubble, enraged by his defeat and claims Rai is "one of them". He lies in wait around the ruined remains of Rai's home, knowing Rai would soon return, which he did. But this time, Rai tries to fight Luka with his own strength, almost losing before Luka is called back to the airship. Despite Rai's attempts to get him to keep fighting and the fact that he saw the boy as a threat, Luka dismisses Rai and departs.
Luka's next confrontation with Rai is while the two are inside a sunken ship, where it is said that Luka's nickname is the "Water Dragon", meaning he is impossible to defeat underwater. He overpowers Rai before a mysterious masked warrior steps in and diverts Luka's attention to her instead. Luka becomes slowly infuriated as he tries to fight this opponent but she continues to lead him further into the ship. He soon realizes this was so the force of his attacks would cause the ship to break loose of its holding and sink deeper into the sea, taking him with it, and decides to escape after losing sight of his opponent.
Recently, he has been seen each time the Dragonoids unleash a full scale barrage against the Chasers. Though he does not get into direct fights with Rai, he seems to be on the losing side as the Dragonoids are defeated each time. And when General Vicious was stripped of his position and replaced, he did not seem to care alongside the others. But when the new general, Mischa, appeared, it had Luka shocked to see his "friend" becoming their new and more merciless leader. Each time he lays eyes on Mischa, he is ordered to wipe that look off his face. After overhearing Jahara and Duran having a comical chat with one another, Luka is seen smiling.
Kind Warrior
Luka seems to be changing slightly as he watches his fellow Dragonoids punished by Mischa. He even pleaded that Jahara be sparred of the punishment dealt by his hands for betraying him. But she decides to accept what is coming and tells Luka not to forget her which he promises concluding that he might have some feeling for Jahara after all.
In the next episode, Rai and Luka wind up in a different dimension, along with Duran, and must work together to escape it while they are being hunted by a Tai Chi controlled Ave. M
Terra interrupts Luka. Mischa had set a trap for Luka, however Rai manages to overpower the conversion while Luka battles Ave. Now that they are out, however, they have gone back to being enemies.
Later, when the Dragonoid Assult Squad comes, Luka is found looking out from a balcony. He is interrupted by Terra, a member of the Dragoid Assult Squad, who is one of his biggest fans. He was last seen looking back annoyed.
Next, on the mission to stop the Tigeroids from going to the Sage's conference, Luka and Garnia meet the Chasers and had a battle. While Luka was battling Rai he asked why he was battling him. When Rai gave him his reasons, he simply called Rai a fool before battling him agian. Apparently, things changed when Jahara showed up. Like Garnia, Luka was also shocked to see Jahara, but he was even more shocked when he knew she was under the monsterous tai chi. Luka tried many times telling her to resist the effect, but it seemed like she did not care. When Rai came out of the trench he was a little shocked that he used whoo the wing card. Soon after an avalanche formed and it was aimed directly at Jahara. He ran to save her, saving her at the last moment. At the end, he was seen standing next to the unconcious Jahara as he remembered what she had told him.
Later Luka watched over Jahara in a room. Mischa came in after him saying that he knew a way to help Jahara. Luka heard his plan, which was to betray the emperor, and turned it down. Later he shows up in Mischa's office when the door was shot upon. Mischa sends him and Garnia to find an intruder. Luka and Garnia find the trespasser and Luka recognizes the person as the masked warrior form the submarine. The warrior fled, and Luka and Garnia discovered a secret passage way that the warrior somehow knew.
Luka goes back to Jahara promising her he would find a way to save her from the monstrous tai chi. Mischa appears again ordering him to join Garnia in defending the tigeroids' lost tai chi symbols the dragonoids found. Luka agrees but tells Mischa that it was the lat time he wold take his orders and that after the battle Luka would fight Mischa. Soon after words he discovers the boom character was going to be activated in a matter of minutes to hours. Luka tries to shutdown the system but Mischa had already turned off the control system so his plan would follow through. Luka then scream Mischa's name and runs to get Garnia. He finds Garnia about to attack the chasers and stops him. Luka then tells Garnia about Mischa's plan. Out of nowhere Jahara appears and knocks Luka off his feet. Luka again tries to reason with Jahara to break from the hideous character, however Jahara continues to attack him and would have prevailed but luckily Garnia stepped in a the last moment. When Jahara screams in agony Luka asks "What's happening." Garnia sees this and decides to take the full power of the symbol on himself, (to which Luka calls insane) somehow draining it from the struggling Jahara. Luka cries out Garnia's name as he dies and Jahara is cured. Luka then picks up the unconscious Jahara into his arms just as the destruction character activates. Luka tells the chasers that there was still time to save the trapped tigeroids. When Rai asks if he and Jahara would make it out ok he says that it would be the last time that they battled. He then left with Jahara and Duran though where they went is unknown.
Changing of the sides
After escaping Luftdrake, Luka took Jahara and Duran to his old house. There he was reunited with his sister Phoebe who invited the Chasers over. The caretaker of the house then decided to race the chasers along with another Dragonoid who was there on business. He spent the majority of the race with Phoebe who was cheering on Rai. when Rai got to the bridge Luka witnesses as the dragonoid tried cheating and Rai overcoming it. He was shocked that Rai went down to save the dragonoid voluntarily with the wing card. Later after the race the caretaker told Luka to lead the Chasers to where Mishka was headed leaving everyone except Phoebe less than excited.
When I was finished everyone was shocked!
Me: I know. He had no love for anyone.
Nico: Yep. That's why we're gonna kill all the Dragonoids until none of them are left.
Eli: They have no honor and they all must be eradicated.
Laney: Yeah I agree. They are all monsters.
Sword Man: (to Nico) Maybe you should practice using these cards before we locate the Dragonoids. You are the leader today after all.
Nico: Not a bad idea. Good call.
Sena: Me and Rai can help you out Nico.
Eli: Can I use the cards too?
Sena: Sure. The more the merrier. Lets head to the practice bay.
We followed them and everything was all set up.
Cad Bane: Which one do you want to use first?
Nico: How about this one? HI! 火
He fired a blast of fire from his hands as the Kanji for Fire appeared and it fired a blast of fire and it hit a dummy that looked like Queen Bansheera and exploded.
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The dummy was reduced to toothpicks.
Eli: WHOA! That was awesome! Lets see here. How about this. KAZE! 風
He formed the kanji for Wind in his hand and fired a tornado that shredded a dummy that looked like Goldar to pieces.
Sena: Way to go Eli!
Billy Gilbert: Is there one for Earth?
Cycloid: If there isn't, we won't mind.
Rai: There is one for Earth yes.
Nico: Like this one I'll bet. CHIKYŪ 地球
Nico had the Kanji for Earth form in his hand and he punched the floor and a massive wave of earth went at a dummy that looked like Rita Repulsa and smashed it into mush!
Nico: WHOA! That was powerful!
Eli: That was awesome! There must be a bunch of weapons cards too.
Rai: Yep. Watch this one. KEN! 剣
He formed a sword of energy in his hands.
Eli: WOW! That is so amazing! Lets see if I can do that. KEN! 剣
Eli formed an amazing Energy broadsword in his hands.
Me: Wow! Way to go Eli!
Nunnally: YEAH!
KGBeast: (Russian Accent) So far so good, comrades!
Me: Let me see if I can try one. KAMINARI! 雷
I formed the Kanji for Thunder in my hand and fired a massive blast of lightning and it hit a dummy that looked like Lord Zedd and it exploded.
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Me: WHOA! That was awesome! I think there's one for wood. Lets see here. KI! 木
The kanji for Wood formed in my and I punched the ground and numerous trees grew.
Me: WHOA! Not really an offensive technique but it would make a great gardening tool.
Gulper: Is there one for water too?
Sena: There sure is.
Eli: Like this one I bet. MIZU! 水
Eli formed the Kanji for Water and he fired a wave of water and it knocked down a bunch of dummies that looked like Putties with the force of a Megatsunami.
Nico: WHOA! That was awesome!
Me: This will be interesting. Who doesn't know how to fly yet?
Boa Hancock: I don't know how to fly yet.
Me: Okay you will like this one. HANE! 羽
I formed the Kanji for Wing in my hand and it gave Boa angel wings that were purple.
Boa Hancock: WHOA! This is awesome! Now I can fly. Lets test it out.
She flew into the air.
Me: Lets see how manueverable she is. Razor send in the drones.
Razor: You got it J.D.!
Razor called out the drones he uses for SWAT Kat training and missile testing and they fired laser blasts and Boa dodged them and flew as they fired and explosions were going off all over.
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Nico: Whoa! That is intense! They're shooting live ammo.
Razor: It wouldn't be a test unless there was some danger.
Boa flew at the drones and slashed them apart and destroyed them!
Razor: BINGO!
Eli: AWESOME!
Arrietty: Wow that was amazing!
Laney: Yeah it sure was.
Villamax: Let's see what other cards there are.
Sena: There's one for Explosion.
Me: Lets see what that one does. BAKU! 爆
I formed the kanji for Explosion in my hand and it caused a dummy that looked like Master Org to glow and then…
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It exploded in a massive explosion of fire and red hot splinters.
Nico: WHOA! That was powerful! Lets see. NETSU! 熱
He formed the Kanji for Heat in his hand and it melted a statue that looked like Lothar into a puddle of slop.
Eli: AWESOME! Lets see here. How about one for this? YOGAN! 熔
Eli formed the Kanji for Lava in his hands and he fired globs of molten lava and it hit a bunch of dummies that looked like Trakeena, Scorpius and Deviot and melted them into nothing.
Lincoln: Way to go Eli!
Beastbox: Is there one for metal?
Sena: Yes there is.
Me: Lets see what that one can do. HAGANE! 鋼
I formed the kanji for Steel in my hand and it turned a statue that looked like Luka into solid metal.
Me: WHOA! That would be used as a good petrification attack.
Eli: It sure would. How about this one? SHŌ! 晶
Eli formed the kanji for Crystal in his hand and it caused a huge cluster of crystal to entomb the statue of Luca and then the crystal shattered the statue into a million pieces!
Nico: WHOA!
Sena: Wow! I didn't know one existed for Crystal.
Eli: That was interesting.
Mammoth (to Poromon): You gonna share that food with us?
Poromon: Yes, I am.
Poromon shared with him
Poliwag: They sure are making amazing use of those Tai Chi Cards.
Mammoth: I'll say. Wow. I just hope they get done before the fight.
Bomb Burst came.
Bomb Burst: Okay guys. I have some good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?
Nico: Give us the Bad News first.
Bomb Burst: Bad news: only one Dragonoid is in there area. Good news: Stewie and Lisa identified who he is.
Stewie: I'm afraid it's one you are most familiar with.
Lisa Loud: His name is Garnia.
Sena and Rai gasped in shock!
Me: Who is Garnia?
Sena: He is a big brute.
Rai: I thought he was dead.
Me: What can you tell us about him?
Sena: You would not like him.
We were told about his history.
Garnia
Garnia is a member of the Dragonoid race and one of the antagonists of Tai Chi Chasers. He is the most muscular member of the Dragonoid force trying to obtain the Tai Chi symbols before the Tigeroids do. His voice actor in the 4kids dub is Marc Thompson.
He wields a variety of different Tai Chi cards, one mostly being Pok, explosion, which Rai later receive from Luka after Garina's death.
Garnia is currently deceased, after he gave up his life to save Jahara from the "Monstrous" Tai Chi Character.
Chasing the Chasers
Garnia's first attack against the Tigeroids was in the series premiere, chasing down Sena and the others after Luka mysteriously left his side during the chase. He eventually catches Sena and Finn after a chase through the sewers and into the open, proving to be strong enough against both Chasers. But unfortunately for him, Tori and Donha arrive on the scene and manage to fool him with Tori's illusion Tai Chi. This gave Sena enough time to use the Tai Chi water symbol to summon a giant wave of water and washed him away down the canal.
His next attack against the Tigeroids came when Rai was part of the team and they were hunting for a symbol atop an eagle's nest. Though he proved to be more of a problem this time, Tori successfully used his tickle Tai Chi to cause him to start laughing uncontrollably. This gave Rai enough time to use his Tai Chi symbols and blast him clear off the mountain top.
One day, when the Tigeroids were docked on the ground as Finn and Sena searched for a Tai Chi symbol deep within a forest of trees, Garnia came on the assault with massive waves of Dragonoid robots, seeking to storm their ship and steal the symbol the Chasers had collected. He now had a new secret weapon, a Tai Chi symbol that turned the Activators of the Chasers utterly useless and forced them to fight him off with whatever strength they had. Though it seemed the Chasers were becoming outnumbered and powerless against the robots, Sena and Finn arrived and used their Activators to help. But by then, Garnia already entered the ship and was closing in on the symbols. Rai stepped in his way and challenged him to a fight, man to man, for the symbols. Despite having his Activator nullified, Rai used his strange power to activate his Hwa card directly in Garnia's face, blasting him away and keeping the symbols safe.
His two next attacks came when the Dragonoids starting to gang up on the Chasers. But both times, he is defeated by Rai (once aboard their own Dragonoid ship and another time when he aided in attacking the ship of General Aidan).
Garnia's next big shine as a villain came when he assisted Jahara in going after the Tai Chi symbol, Dream. But like Jahara, he is pulled into the card's convergance, bringing his greatest dream to life. And, to no real surprise, Garnia's dream makes him more powerful than any of the Chasers as he literally "blows" away Rai's attacks which gets weaker. From the way he acts, its wondered if he was actually still asleep or not when he attacked the Chasers. He is kept at bay, later in the episode, by Finn before the Tai Chi symbol that gave him his mighty powers converges dreams to nightmares and causes his new Explosion attack to grow enormous and attack him, defeating him. After the Chasers claim the card and the Dragonoids leave, instead of being furious that they failed again, Garnia is actually bursting out laughing, claiming that this failure was really a dream.
He attacks Rai, Sena and Tori when they visited Tori's orphanage looking for the Tai Chi card of sadness. When it converged on Tori's depression, it engulfed the school and caused everyone, including Rai, Sena and Garnia, to start crying uncontrollably. Tori tried to cure Garnia with his laughter card, causing him to switch between happy and sad randomly. It was broken after Tori stopped the card's convergance and claimed it. Garnia decides to use a new Tai Chi card, the Slow character, to slow down Rai and Sena's movements to that of snails. But Tori uses his Fast Tai Chi card to help speed them up before Garnia was sent running off after being burned by Rai's Flame attack (burning his rear in the process).
Later, when the he hears that the Dragonoid Assult Squad was coming, he got mad and claims that he was just as good as they are. But when they showed up, he was surprised about their behavoir.
Loyal to a Fault
In the next episode, Garnia was at the Dragonoid base with Luka trying to cheer him up. When Luka refused to smile, he gave up, and let Luka go on his own. Now Garnia sort of treats Luka like his brother, such as when Jakata dared Luka to battle, Garnia stopped him and begged him to leave Luka alone. Shortly later, Garnia and Luka go stop the Chasers from going to the Sages Conference. Garnia was battling the Chasers until he got hit with a break attack (caused by monster Jahara). He was the first one to find out that Jahara was influenced by the monsterous tai chi. Now Luka and Garnia is trying to stop Jahara. When the avalanche of snow came, Garnia was hurt so he had to rely on Luka asking him to help Jahara. Luka picked him up and they ran to save Jahara just in time. At the end Garnia was fine but he was more concerned whether or not Jahara was ok.
During the Luftdrake Invasion, Garnia was ordered by Mischka to guard the Tai Chi vault, despite his later curiosity as to why he has few guards at his side. When the Chasers arrived, Garnia began to attack without any idea as to what was going on. But it was until Luka entered that Garnia believed them and that Mischka betrayed them by turning the Luftdrake into a ticking time bomb. It was at that moment that Jahara attacked and began going after everyone. But Garina steps in the way to protect Luka from Jahara, trying to hold her down with his strength. However, the effects of the Tai Chi make Jahara become more powerful and she is beginning to cause Garnia to drop to his knees. He then decides that there's only one way to stop Jahara, by letting himself take the full force of the Monstrous Tai Chi card. This frees Jahara from the card and he allows Luka and the others to escape. He then tells Luka to take care of Jahara. The power of the Yun Tai Chi then consumes Garnia's body, and he screams in agony as he is enveloped in a flash of light, marking his death.
When she was done we were shocked!
Me: Whoa! That's intense!
Nico: Yeah! He should have stayed dead.
Eli: Looks like we're going to kill him again.
Varie: Yep.
Nico: All right everyone we should be there.
We arrived at Fjaðrárgljúfur Canyon.
Nico: Here we are guys.
Me: Wow. Fjaðrárgljúfur Canyon.
Laney: It's beautiful.
Lana: It sure is.
Eli: I've never been to this part of Iceland before. It's beautiful.
Lucy Loud: I think I see him down there.
We saw a figure.
Spymaster: I think I see him!
Nico: I do too. I'll fire the first shot this time. NUOVA STAR!
The 4 star dragonball glowed on Nico's bracelet and Nico fired a powerful fireball and it hit Garnia square in the back and exploded with incredible power!
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A massive pillar of fire exploded out of him and then the explosion sent him crashing into the rock wall. He got up and a massive fiery explosion blasted out of the pillar of fire and a phoenix cry was heard and then the symbols of the Power Rangers, Earth and Super Strength swirled around it and we landed in front of him.
Garnia: Who are all of you!?
Nico: Team Loud Phoenix Storm and we've come to kill you!
Me: Your time is up Garnia.
Garnia: (laughs) Do you even know how to use those cards, Chan?
Nico: (smirks) I do now. Guess we're not as reckless as you think.
Disk Wars Mandarin: I may not have my rings. But the powers I gained from J.D. and the others are perfect substitutes!
Me: This time we're going to make sure you stay dead Garnia. LIGHTNING!
I fired a blast of lightning from the Electro-Blast Ring and it hit Garnia and electrocuted him all over the place.
Disk Wars Mandarin: Well done J.D.
Me: Thanks Mandarin-sensei.
Nico: Oh and did we happen to mention Garnia that we killed both Luka and Ave?
Me: And you are looking at their killer: Me.
Garnia was shocked beyond all words! Then that shock turned into rage. Garnia roared and went at me and then I kicked him in the face and smashed him down.
Garnia: Cards or not, you're all still no match for me!
Goliath grew to the size of Humungousaur.
Goliath: Wanna bet, tiny?!
Goliath punched Garnia into the ground with devastating force and smashed him all over.
Me: Guess he is nothing but brawn and no brains.
Eli: Yeah what a brute.
?: You motherfuckers just don't know when to keep out of peoples business do you!
Tayuya: Oh no.
4 figures came out and they were THE SOUND 4 BUT WITH AN EVIL TAYUYA! This Tayuya had red eyes!
Tayuya
Tayuya is an antagonist in the anime and manga series Naruto.
She was voiced by Akeno Watanabe in the Japanese version, and Kari Wahlgren in the English dubbed version.
Tayuya also possessed a cursed seal (along with the other members of the Sound Four) which she could use to increase her strength if she ever found herself facing a difficult opponent. She was the second-strongest member of the group.
The only other known female who was ever in the Sound Village was Karin of Sasuke Uchiha's team pronounced Taka or Hebi. Anko Mitarashi was part of one of Orochimaru's squads but she never did stay in the Sound Village.
Along with the others members of the Sound Four, Tayuya was killed when she tried to deliver Sasuke Uchiha to Orochimaru. She proved to be too much of an opponent for Shikamaru Nara, though she was forced to use the second stage of her cursed seal to defeat him. Temari of the Sand Village showed up to assist him. When Tayuya's guard was down, Temari used a powerful wind jutsu that made a series of giant trees collapse on Tayuya, crushing her to death.
Although the spin-off series Rock Lee & His Ninja Pals is set in Naruto Shippuden and Tayuya is notably dead in the series, she notably appeared in several Orochimaru-related episodes. One of her most notable appearance was in Episode 31, where she is seen alongside with Kabuto and Sound Four celebrating Orochimaru's birthday.
Sakon & Ukon
Sakon and Ukon is the leader of the Sound Four and an antagonist in the series Naruto.
In the Japanese version, he was voiced by Shunsuke Sakuya. In the English dubbed version, he was voiced by Brian Beacock.
They are Siamese twins who are a part of the Sound Four. Like their teammates, they participated in the Invasion of Konoha, assisting Orochimaru by putting up a barrier to prevent anyone from interfering in the battle with the Third Hokage. They retreat after Orochimaru was immobilized in the arm by the Third Hokage. Their identities are unknown at this point, though they later become more prominent when they are sent to take Sasuke Uchiha to Orochimaru.
Sakon and Ukon were acknowledged by Orochimaru as the strongest of the Sound Four, and were very capable leaders. After the deaths of Jirobo and Kidomaru, he and Tayuya make note that they cannot delay in bringing Sasuke's coffin to Orochimaru, but are later intercepted by the Sasuke Retrieval Team. While Naruto takes off with the coffin, Kiba plants a paper bomb to separate the twins and Tayuya, throwing himself, as well as Sakon and Ukon, into a trench.
Sakon and Ukon quickly proved to be tough opponents, resorting to their second stage curse marks to defeat Kiba and Akamaru. After attempting the Fang Wolf Fang, Sakon and Ukon separate, and summon a massive iron barrier called Rashomon. Akamaru shoots acidic urine in Sakon's eyes, and while Sakon washes his eyes in a river, Ukon deals with Kiba, using his kekkei genkai to break his body down to a molecular level and merge with Kiba's own body. After Ukon threatens to kill him from the inside, Kiba stabs himself in his abdomen with a kunai knife, forcing Ukon out of his body.
Severely weakened, Kiba throws smoke bombs to cover his escape and an Akamaru decoy filled with explosives, but leaves a trail of blood that betrays his location. Ukon re-merges with Sakon and the twins agree to kill both of their opponents. All they find is Kiba's jacket, and that he has escaped into the river, but they keep the jacket so they could disguise their scents and ambush Kiba. By the time they catch up with him, Kankuro arrives and intervenes, trapping both brothers inside one of his puppets and killing them.
Kidōmaru
Kidomaru (in Japanese: 鬼童丸, Kidōmaru) is an antagonist in the anime and manga series Naruto. He is a member of the Sound Four and is the smartest and third-strongest member of the group. He was also indirectly responsible of leading the Third Hokage's death. He could use his webbing to bind, trap and detect his group's enemies. Like the other members of the Sound Four, he was given a cursed seal that he could use to enhance his strength. He has had many appearances in Naruto video games as well such as Naruto Ultimate Ninja 3.
He was voiced by Susumu Chiba in the Japanese version of the anime, and by Peter Lurie in the English dubbed version.
He was involved in the Invasion of Konoha along with the other members of the Sound Four, and helped put up a barrier to keep anyone from interfering in the battle between Orochimaru and the Third Hokage. He traps members of the Anbu Black Ops in a spider web to prevent them from following him as he escaped with Orochimaru, after the Third Hokage used the Fourth Hokage's forbidden Technique on the latter. His identity was unknown at this point, but was later revealed when he and his team were sent back to Konoha to escort Sasuke to Orochimaru. After Jirobo stayed behind to deal with Choji and the remainder of the Sasuke Retrieval Team caught up with him, Kidomaru handed Sasuke to his teammates and stayed to toy with his enemies. After Kidomaru incapacitates them and attempts to kill Naruto, Neji stays behind to deal with him. Neji proves himself to be a strong opponent with his Byakugan and Gentle Fist, leading Kidomaru to surmise that he cannot win in close-ranged combat, and fell back to fight from a distance.
Kidomaru eventually activates the first stage of his Cursed Seal. He summons a giant spider and creates kunai knives, cutting open the spider to release thousands of smaller ones. Neji resists the entire barrage of spiders and kunai knives, save one knife that cut his shoulder. Further testing revealed that the Byakugan had a blind spot, and after advancing to the second stage of his Cursed Seal, continued to attack that spot. He creates a bow and arrow, with the arrow attached to a chakra-filled cord to direct the arrow towards the blind spot. He succeeds in striking Neji the second time, but he sees the cord and sends some of his own chakra through it, hitting his heart. As Kidomaru lay dying, Neji remarked that he was the strongest opponent he had ever fought. Kidomaru, in turn, said that he had not been pushed so far since Kimimaro, and cursed his opponent with his last breath.
Jirobo
Jirobo (in Japanese: 次郎坊, Jirōbō) is an antagonist in Naruto and a member of the Sound Four, Orochimaru's elite bodyguards, serving as the muscle of the group. He was indirectly responsible for leading the Third Hokage's death, who used the Fourth Hokage's forbidden technique to prevent Orochimaru from using techniques. He is a large teenage boy who can use earth style jutsu, and like the other members of the Sound Four, liked to call his opponents "trash" and generally taunt them.
He was voiced by Kenta Miyake in the Japanese version of the anime, and Michael Sorich in the English dubbed version.
Jirobo, along with the other members of the Sound Four, were involved in the Invasion of Konoha, assisting Orochimaru by putting up a barrier to make it so others could not interfere in his battle with the Third Hokage. Jirobo's identity is unknown at this point, but it is revealed when the Sound Four are charged with escorting Sasuke to Orochimaru. After the Sasuke Retrieval Team tracks them down in the forest, Jirobo stayed behind to fend them off while the rest of his team fled with Sasuke in tow. He trapped all five team members inside a stone prison, absorbing their chakra in the process. Shikamaru, the team's leader, offered to sacrifice his teammates and Sasuke, but Jirobo refused, admonishing him and saying that he deserved to die for being a bad leader. As it turned out, Shikamaru only pretended to parley with him to confirm his location, and determine where the chakra flow around the barrier was weakest. Choji successfully broke through the barrier, and stayed behind to fend Jirobo off while the rest of his team went after Sasuke.
Jirobo took pleasure in taunting Choji during their battle, calling him fat and further insulting Shikamaru. Choji had happened to bring his "secret weapon" to the fight, which happened to be three colored pills that increased his strength exponentially. Jirobo was forced to open his cursed seal to fend off his opponent, and even when his strength was at its greatest with the second stage of the seal open, an enraged Choji managed to kill him after consuming the third pill for insulting Shikamaru, eating his last chip and the Third Hokage's death.
Me: The Sound 4. You motherfucking douchebags just won't take a hint even after all these years.
Sakon: You didn't expect to be rid of us forever didn't you?
Kidōmaru: You are gonna pay for everything you did to us J.D.
Tayuya: I'm gonna enjoy making you pay for everything you did to me you fuckwad!
Jirobo: Tayuya watch your language.
Tayuya: Oh shut up fatso!
Me: How about you BOTH shut up you motherfucking sacks of fucking shit!
They were shocked that I would throw Tayuya's rotten mouth back at them and they came at me and I fired a wind blast and blew them back.
Manboy, Trapster, LaGrange, Speed Demon, Titanium Titan, Batroc, Killer Shrike, Girder, Multiple Man, Zavok, Vypra, Waffle Woman and Dark Spicer then appeared.
Nico: Manboy, Trapster, LaGrange, Speed Demon, Titanium Titan, Batroc, Killer Shrike, Girder, Multiple Man, Zavok, Vypra, Waffle Woman and Dark Spicer? Wow 13 this time?
Vypra: No it's for a theme that J.D. made for us.
Dark Spicer: We came to even it out.
Me: Good.
Dark Spicer: (Sena) Here's your warning, your ass is about to be kicked.
Sena: Come and try it little boy!
William: Glad you guys could make it.
Man Boy: Looks like we got here just in time.
LaGrange: Sorry if we're a little late. I had to use my car to drive all the way out here.
Speed Demon: And I had to transport the rest of us here from our HQ.
Trapster: (to me) We heard you faced a Fly mutant.
Me: We sure did.
Titanium Titan: Tell me he wasn't that disgusting!
Me: He was both repulsive and disgusting! YUCK! Remember seeing the movie The Fly from 1986?
Trapster: You guys faced that one?! Oh man! That was a grotesque movie! Did you guys kill it?
Me: No Veronica Quaife did. Blew his whole head off with a 12 gauge shotgun.
Trapster: WHOA!
Laney: He was suffering! He had to be put out of his misery.
Me: It's what he would have wanted.
Nico: Yeah.
Vypra: I hope she's doing okay.
Me: She will. She just needs a lot of counseling.
Vypra: Good. We also have some new recruits for you all.
3 figures came out. They were Sybil Dvorak A.K.A. GYPSY MOTH, QUEEN BEA and AMMIT!
Gypsy Moth
Sybil Dvorak was born in Focşani, Romania in the shadow of the Carpathians. She was raised by Romani and spent much of her time alone nurturing her gardens and focusing on her mutant powers - the ability to telekinetically manipulate and control materials with her mind. She loved how the sensation of fiber, such as soft weaves and flowers, felt to her mental touch; hard objects felt abrasive to her.
Wandering onto the set of a remake of the movie Dracula, which was being filmed on location in Romania, she met the star, Jason Reed. He romanced her and convinced her to come with him back to his home in Los Angeles. Dvorak was essentially a prisoner in the house, as she was an illegal immigrant since Reed would not marry her. Reed was constantly away on "trips", and Dvorak feared that he was having affairs. She wove herself a costume using her powers, began calling herself Gypsy Moth, and directed her feelings of anger and betrayal by attacking Hollywood social gatherings. Jessica Drew (Spider-Woman) confronted Gypsy Moth at one such gathering and offered her friendship, but Dvorak tried to kill her in response, insisting she has no use for friends. Drew's boyfriend, S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent Jerry Hunt, shot Gypsy Moth, knocking her unconscious. However, Spider-Woman flew Gypsy Moth away from the party so that the authorities would not take her.
Soon after, Sybil managed to get her American citizenship and an inclusion into her husband Jason Reed's will. When he died of a supposed obstructed blood vessel in his heart, she inherited his home and his wealth.
She took on the name of Sybarite and used these new assets to start a hedonistic cult. "Sybarite" paid her followers illegal drugs in return for soft garments and animal bodies, which they stole and scavenged from various sources. Her followers captured Spider-Woman on one outing and brought her before Gypsy Moth. Spider-Woman attacked her and defeated her in battle. While she lay unconscious, Gypsy Moth was kidnapped by Locksmith and Tick-Tock.
Spider-Woman was also captured by Tick-Tock and Locksmith. Gypsy Moth was forced to work with her nemesis in order to escape, and then entangled Locksmith and Tick-Tock in their own clothing, leaving them out in the open for the police to find. She then reluctantly accepted an invitation from Spider-Woman to a victory party for Locksmith's former captives. During the party, Magnus the Sorcerer cast a spell removing all memory of Spider-Woman. Left with no idea where she was or how she got there, Gypsy Moth fled; however, the spell's effects dissipated shortly after.
The Shroud, another fellow prisoner of Locksmith, tracked Gypsy Moth down and recruited her for the Night Shift, a band of Los Angeles-based villains. Tick-Tock, her former captor, was also a member. The Night Shift used the Los Angeles sewers to move about the city; when these sewers were overrun with the mutated test subjects of the Power Broker, the Shroud employed the Night Shift in putting an end to the Power Broker's operations. She and the Night Shift battled Moon Knight in the Tower of Shadows. She then served as a member of Superia's Femizons. Gypsy Moth fought the second Spider-Woman (Julia Carpenter) during a fight between the Night Shift and the West Coast Avengers. Gypsy Moth asked Carpenter if she was related to the Spider-Woman she had encountered previously; Carpenter stated that she was not. They realized that Satannish had taken part of their souls and fought back against him.
Gypsy Moth later left the Night Shift, and joined the Crimson Cowl's Masters of Evil. Gypsy Moth aided the other Masters of Evil in their search for Justin Hammer's legacy, by helping them battle Plantman, Hawkeye and Songbird. Justin Hammer's legacy was a bio-toxin which could kill thousands of superhumans. Hawkeye attempted to convince Gypsy Moth and most of her teammates to switch sides, and to aide him in preventing the Crimson Cowl from obtaining the toxin. Gypsy Moth sided with Hawkeye "for kicks", designed a new costume for herself and changed her name to Skein.
Sybil (Skein), as a part of Hawkeye's team of Thunderbolts, helped thwart the Crimson Cowl by effectively unraveling the Crimson Cowl's costume, rendering her powerless. As a member of the Thunderbolts, Sybil fought a S.H.I.E.L.D. team and was present when the original team of Thunderbolts returned to Earth after having their own adventure on Counter-Earth.
Afterwards, the two Thunderbolts teams came together for a celebration. Members of the two teams contemplated whether to stay with or leave the group; Sybil announced that she did not intend to stay. Part of the reason Sybil had stayed with the team was the challenge of seducing Songbird but once rebuffed she saw no reason to stay. She retained her powers following M-Day.
During the Dark Reign storyline Skein is revealed as a member of the Initiative's new team for the state of Delaware, the Women Warriors.
During the Spider-Island storyline, Sybil returned to the Gypsy Moth identity as well as her life of crime upon creating a new costume. After being hired by the Spider Queen to kidnap Alicia Masters, she used her powers to seal Spider-Woman's mouth shut and change her costume into another Gypsy Moth suit, which led to the Thing mistakenly attacking the gagged heroine. After removing her gag and mask, Spider-Woman managed to defeat Spider-Queen and rescue Alicia.
Sybil later appeared as a member of the Menagerie (which also consisted of animal-themed villains Hippo, White Rabbit, and a new villain named Panda-Mania). They were on a rampage stealing expensive eggs from an auction until Spider-Man arrived. When White Rabbit referred to her as "Gypsy Moth", Sybil told White Rabbit to call her Skein with White Rabbit protesting that she called the group the Menagerie because of the villains' animal themes. During the battle, Skein destroyed Spider-Man's outfit, save for the mask, leaving him naked in front of bystanders. She and the Menagerie are defeated by Spider-Man. Skein and the rest of the Menagerie soon after commit a diamond heist which led to another defeat at Spider-Man's hands.
During the "Opening Salvo" part of the "Secret Empire" storyline, Sybil is once again seen as Gypsy Moth where she is recruited by Baron Helmut Zemo to join the Army of Evil.
During the "Spider-Geddon" storyline, Sybil in her Skein alias is seen with Night Shift members Digger, Dansen Macabre, the Brothers Grimm, and new member Waxman when they rob a bus. During this robbery, Skein robs the bus' people of their clothes. The group is thwarted by Superior Octopus whose outfit was made to be immune to Skein's abilities. Superior Octopus agrees to spare them more pain in exchange that the Night Shift becomes his agents where he will compensate them from his own funds. They agree to the terms and are ordered to return the stolen items. Superior Octopus leaves advising them never to cross him or they won't live long enough to regret it.
Queen Bea (Secret Squirrel)
Queen Bea is a villain in the Super Secret Secret Squirrel segment of the 2 Stupid Dogs series. She and her honey bee minions capture Secret Squirrel during a Honey Bank robbery so that Queen Bea can force Secret Squirrel's hand in marriage with a love potion (it is suggested that she wants him to rule her hive with her as her king and husband). Morocco Mole is trapped in a pit of honey, but Penny comes to their rescue. Queen Bea was eventually stopped after Secret Squirrel broke out of the love potion's effects with his true hatred of her. Queen Bea almost ended Penny's life with a fatal neck sting.
Ammit
Ammit is a creature that appears in Egyptian folklore as a hybrid animal with the lower body of a hippopotamus, the upper body of a lion or bear, the head of a crocodile, and the mane of a lion.
This hostile monster is commonly rendered as a carnivore, eating hearts, carcasses, and occasionally, souls. When somebody was taken into the afterlife, Anubis, the guide, would weigh the person's heart, and ask the person a question about themself. If the person lied, Anubis would push the person over to Ammit, (always hungry) who would consume the person, eating them, soul, heart, and all. The person would then be transported to the Underworld.
Me: Whoa! Sybil Dvorak A.K.A. Gypsy Moth, Queen Bea and Ammit.
Cody (OC): Ammit is Lord Anubis' pet that takes the souls to the underworld in Egyptian Myth.
Ammit: That's right.
Gypsy Moth: (Romanian Accent) It's an honor to meet you all.
Me: Same here. We haven't faced you yet in any of our adventures.
Queen Bea: And it's an honor to meet you all.
Me: Who have you chose for your archenemies?
Gypsy Moth: I chose Lena Isis.
Queen Bea: I chose Arrietty.
Ammit: And I Zombina.
Zombina: All right! I finally get my shot!
?: Don't forget me.
A figure came out and it was DARKONDA from In Space!
Darkonda was a ruthless and violent bounty hunter who had been directly involved in roughly a hundred different wars, assassinations, and crimes throughout known space. Little was known about Darkonda's past before becoming the deceptive bounty hunter that he was today. Over the years Darkonda had acquired extensive knowledge about countless locales throughout the Milky Way galaxy along with connections in the criminal underworlds of various planets, even Earth.
Approximately 15 years before Power Rangers in Space, Darkonda was hired by Dark Specter to travel to the planet KO-35 in the Karova System to capture Karone, the sister of Andros the Red Space Ranger.
It is later revealed that he murdered Astronema's mother and father and gave her as a young child to Ecliptor for him to train so she could become Dark Specter's heir.
In the years that followed Darkonda took an increasingly important role in KO-35 history. Although the specifics are still not known, Darkonda was a significant player in the events that led to the eventual evacuation of the planet including the Barillian Bug infestation that decimated much of the planet's population. After the complete evacuation of the planet, Darkonda used it as a base of his own. Unchallenged, he looted and pillaged all that the Kerovans left behind in their hurry to evacuate KO-35. At one point, Darkonda encountered Ecliptor. The two took an immense disliking for one another and became rivals.
Several years later Darkonda met up with Astronema, now the Princess of Evil, and won a place on her Dark Fortress as her second in command (co-ranking with Ecliptor) after he infected Carlos Vallerte, the Black Space Ranger, with the venom of a Barillian Bug. He also attempted to turn the Rebels of KO-35 against the Power Rangers by framing the Rangers for a mysterious ailment that was turning people into coral.
Secretly, Darkonda planned on killing both Astronema and Ecliptor and taking over her Dark Fortress. Although Ecliptor was aware of Darkonda's true intentions, Darkonda blackmailed Ecliptor into remaining silent by threatening to reveal the secrets behind Astronema's origin to her.
While in Astronema's service, Darkonda had many secret conversations with Dark Specter, in which he openly questioned Astronema's loyalties. After Astronema learned of her true past, Darkonda suggested that she be destroyed (along with Ecliptor). Dark Specter, however, was not (fully) persuaded despite Darkonda's insistence.
When Astronema briefly defected to the Power Rangers, Dark Specter gave Darkonda command over the Dark Fortress. Darkonda was also tasked with planting cybernetic implants on Ecliptor that would suppress any feelings he may have had for Astronema. After Astronema was captured, Darkonda altered her as well, turning her into a being of pure evil. To his surprise and anger, the newly reprogrammed Astronema promptly retook control of the Dark Fortress and threw him out despite his protests that she would have been destroyed without him. He teleported away, but not before reminding Astronema that he still had some lives left while she only had one.
Some time later, Darkonda was recruited again by Astronema, this time to lure the Rangers into a trap. It is unknown how or why she enlisted his aid, although Dark Specter may have ordered her to do so.
He later returned to aid the UAE in Dark Specter's Universal Conquest. He was with Astronema's army attacking the planet Earth. In a final act of betrayal, Darkonda commandeered a Velocifighter with two missiles powerful enough to destroy the Earth and planned to use one of them to destroy Dark Specter in an attempt to take power in controlling the universe for himself. He intended to use the other to destroy the Dark Fortress with Astronema and Ecliptor on board. However, after he fired the other missile, Dark Specter reappeared and swallowed the Velocifighter and Darkonda with it, killing both him and Darkonda in an instant as the missile exploded the instant he swallowed the traitor. Ironically, by using up the only planet destroying missiles the Alliance had, Darkonda unintentionally saved Earth from destruction.
Andros: Darkonda!
Darkonda: Been a while Andros.
Me: I remember you! You killed Astronima's mother and father and gave her to Ecliptor. And it was because of you that she became a bad guy!
Darkonda: That's right. You do have a good memory.
Vypra: Didn't I tell you he had a good one?
Darkonda: Yes you did mistress.
Andros: You better not think of betraying Vypra, Darkonda!
Darkonda: (laughs) Relax, Red Ranger! Unlike Dark Spector, Vypra's a good boss who's not afraid to get her hands dirty.
Zhane: Good. The last thing we need is for you to go rogue like Olympius.
Me: Or Mr. Burns and Quimby. I don't think Vypra can afford to kill a 3rd member.
Nico: You said it.
Eli: Yeah that's nuts.
Bluto then appeared.
Me: Looks like Bluto likes to take his punishments.
Sea: Yep he sure does.
Bluto: It's a living.
Me: I'll face the Sound 4 on another planet. It's time to plug the ears on these 4 fuckups of that fucking snakefucker.
I snapped my fingers and me and the Sound 4 went to Glaren.
Battle 1: Flora, Fluttershy, Tree Hugger, Tornado Bolt, Mage Meadowbrook, Life Skylanders, Plant Lola, Lori Loud, Belle, Prince Adam, Xaldin, Maurice, Thunder and Lightning VS Manboy
Manboy was first.
Man Boy: (to Flora) Nico should blow his bugle to the tune of various songs more often.
Flora: I agree. That was awesome. And it was so funny how Chris went nuts.
Fluttershy: Yeah it sure was funny.
Tree Hugger: It was far out dudes.
Tornado Bolt: And when Chris was touched by Nico he went nuts even more.
Mage Meadowbrook: That monster had it coming. He needs to be put out of his misery.
Stealth Elf: I hate that kids. He is as dumb as his father.
Plant Lola: Those two are made for each other.
Lori: They literally were. Chris is a pathetic excuse for a human being.
Belle: I agree. What a dumb moron. Even dumber than Peter.
Prince Adam: If not just as stupid.
Xaldin: Yeah it's crazy.
Man Boy: Yeah it sure is. And I see the theme here for the 13 groups today is for the 13 adventures of the battle with the fake Organization XIII.
Xaldin: That's right.
Lori: It's a good theme.
Man Boy: I agree. Lets do it!
They fired waves of nature, wind, leaves and energy and smashed him down.
Flora: Take that one!
Fluttershy: That was fun.
Battle 2: Rocket Raccoon, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Frozen Fright, Rockhoof, Cocoa Axe, Steela Oresdotter, Autumn Blaze, Coloratura, Leni, Xigbar, Tron, Sam Flynn, Quorra, Earth Skylanders, Stone Luna, Bludgeon and Bitstream VS Trapster
Trapster was next.
Trapster: (to Rocket) Chris is so dumb that you probably don't need your guns to beat him up.
Rocket Raccoon: (Laughs) Yeah you're right on that. If I pistolwhiped him he would probably let loose nasty steroid farts.
They laughed at that one.
Applejack: (Laughs) That is really funny!
Apple Bloom: Yeah it was! (Laughs) That was great! But Chris is probably the dumbest kid we've ever seen.
Frozen Fright: Yeah you got that right. Like J.D. said, it's downright crazy that a kid like Chris with an IQ of 50 would even be let into a school in Quahog of all places.
Trapster: Yeah no kidding and I heard that when Lois gave birth to him, Chris was called an Elephant Baby.
Rockhoof: (Scottish Accent) Aye. That is crazy now.
Cocoa Axe: (Irish Accent) It sure is lad. She gave birth to a 50 pound elephant calf.
Steela Oresdotter: (Norwegian Accent) (Laughs) That's funny.
Autumn Blaze: (Laughs) That is hilarious! But yeah that was so funny and I agree with you all.
Coloratura: Yeah it sure was funny. But Chris should never have been allowed to go to school anyway or follow in his stupid father's drunken footsteps.
Flashwing: Yeah what was his father's IQ?
Stone Luna: I think J.D. said something around 25.
Leni: That is totes dumb.
Xigbar: He's even dumber than Homer.
Tron: You are not kidding.
Sam Flynn: Yeah that is nuts.
Quorra: Yeah.
Trapster: You said it. Lets do it!
They fired waves of earth, apples, gravity, rock, energy and fire and smashed him down.
Rocket Raccoon: YEAH!
Applejack: YEEHAW! That was great!
Battle 3:: Vert, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Magma Gloom, Flash Magnus, Air Skylanders, Air Lincoln, Luan, Roxas, Olette, Hayner, Pence, Thunderblast and Lugnutz VS LaGrange
LaGrange was next.
LaGrange: (to Vert) Did Nico really try the Tai Chi cards today?
Vert: You should have seen it!
Rainbow Dash: It was so AWESOME! We saw Nico, Eli and J.D. use Tai Chi Cards and they mastered them amazingly.
Scootaloo: Yeah it was amazing!
LaGrange: Wow! Which ones did they use?
Magma Gloom: They used ones for Fire, Water, Lightning, Earth, Wind, Crystal, Lava, Steel, Explosion, Sword, Wing and Heat and tested them on dummies that looked like the footsoldiers and nemeses of the Power Rangers. All with amazing results.
Flash Magnus: It was so cool.
Whirlwind: Yeah it sure was.
Air Lincoln: I even got them all on my phone. Check it out.
Air Lincoln showed a video of use doing them and it was amazing.
LaGrange: WOW! That was amazing! They mastered the Tai Chi Cards perfectly.
Luan: They sure did. It was Masterful! (Laughs) Get it? But seriously, it was really cool.
Roxas: I thought so too.
Olette: But it was still some of the coolest we've seen.
Pence: Yeah it sure was.
Hayner: Yeah it was!
LaGrange: I can tell. Lets get it on!
They fired waves of energy, light, wind, lightning and rain and smashed him down.
Vert: All right!
Rainbow Dash: That was AWESOME!
Battle 4: Jaden, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Marble Pie, Featherweight, Somnambula, Tech Skylanders, Steel Lynn, Lincoln, Larxene, Mulan, Mushu, Sour Sweet and Sunny Flare VS Speed Demon
Speed Demon was next.
Speed Demon: (to Jaden) Is there a Tai Chi card for speed as well?
Jaden: I have a feeling there might be. Sena and Rai said that there are 1,000 Tai Chi Cards.
Pinkie Pie: But finding them is gonna be really fun!
Maud Pie: (Monotonously) But finding them is not gonna be easy ate all.
Marble Pie: Yeah they are scattered all over the world and we have to find them all before the Dragonoids do.
Featherweight: Yeah and that is not gonna be easy to do.
Somnambula: (Egyptian Accent) But we will find them all. We just got to know where to look.
Sprocket: I can build a device that will allow us to find them.
Steel Lynn: Good thinking.
Lincoln: It will make finding them easier. But there are so many out there.
Larxene: I agree. But they will be easy to find.
Mulan: Yes they will be.
Mushu: YEAH BABY!
Speed Demon: It sure will. Lets do it!
They fired waves of elements, energy, gears, fire, rocks, lightning and metal and smashed him down.
Jaden: GET YOUR GAME ON!
Pinkie Pie: BEST USUAL BATTLE EVER!
Battle 5: Nuju, Sunset Shimmer, Pepperdance, Cayenne, Firecracker Burst, Wallflower, Pip-Squeak, Gusty the Great, Fire Skylanders, Fire Lori, Laney, Marluxia, Simba, Nala, Timon, Pumbaa, Tengu Man and Sword Man VS Titanium Titan
Titanium Titan was next.
Titanium Titan: (to Nuju) Who did J.D. rescue this time?
Nuju: Her name is Brunhilda and she is a Valkyrie.
Sunset Shimmer: She's like one of the famous Valkyries of Norse Myth.
Pepperdance: J.D. and Nora found her and Mikaela the Chandelure Gene-Slammer in a lab that was home to the 1986 version of The Fly.
Titanium Titan: I know that movie amigos! Let me guess, J.D. let Ronnie blow the creature's head off.
Cayenne: Yeah he sure did. That was a terrible way for him to die but it was what he wanted.
Firecracker Burst: It's one of the consequences of messing around with the laws of Mother Nature. But what happened to that creature was all an accident.
Wallflower: Yeah there was a common house fly that was in the pod when he transported and it fused with him.
Pip-Squeak: (British Accent) Terrible thing that happened to him.
Gusty the Great: Yeah after what we heard from J.D. this totally changes our views on flies.
Sunburn: Yeah I hate flies.
Fire Lori: They are literally a nuisance.
Laney: Flies are pests that won't leave you alone.
Marluxia: Yeah they drive you crazy.
Simba: Yeah they are pests.
Nala: Disease filled vermin.
Timon: Me and Pumbaa eat them all the time and they aren't that bad.
Pumbaa: Yeah they are good for me, Timon and Lana.
Titanium Titan: Right you guys love to eat bugs. Lets do it!
They fired waves of ice, fire, leaves, flowers and bugs and smashed him down.
Nuju: That was great!
Sunset Shimmer: Yeah it was!
Battle 6: Captain America, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Trixie, Juniper Montage, Clover the Clever, Undead Skylanders, Lightning Lisa, Lily, Luxord, Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth Swann, Billy Gilbert and Acid Storm VS Batroc the Leaper
Batroc the Leaper was next.
Batroc: (to Captain America) Brunhilda would get along great with the Valkyrie that Thor knows.
Captain America: She sure would. Also the Valkyries all do come from Asgard in terms of Norse Myth.
Starlight Glimmer: Now it's really awesome that J.D. has a Valkyrie in his harem.
Cozy Glow: You said it. That's so amazing that she is a very powerful and fierce warrior.
Trixie: She has an amazing heart as well like The Great and Powerful Trixie!
Juniper Montage: Brunhilda is one of my favorite Valkyries in Norse Myth.
Clover the Clever: And she is smart and amazing.
Hex: She sure is. I think she is amazing too.
Lightning Lisa: Indeed. I think she has amazing skills and talents.
Lily: I agree. But what happened with Professor Brundle is awful. He turned into a fly monster.
Luxord: You aren't kidding. But he's in a better place.
Jack Sparrow: That's right mates.
Elizabeth Swann: Yeah.
Batroc: You said it. Lets do it!
They fired waves of magic, water, time, stars, energy, bones and lightning and smashed him down.
Captain America: Take that!
Starlight Glimmer: YEAH!
Battle 7: Rice Fitzgerald, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Thunder Terror, Mistmane, Sable Spirit, Water Skylanders, Liquid Leni, Luna Loud, Demyx, Yuffie, Leon, Tifa, Aerith, Gulper and Grave Clobber VS Simon Maddicks A.K.A. Killer Shrike from Marvel.
Killer Shrike was next.
Killer Shrike: (to Rice) J.D.'s right. Garnia's all brawn and no brain.
Rice Fitzgerald: Yeah he obviously doesn't know about using both your brawn and your brains in battle.
Rarity: Indeed darling. What Garnia is doing is all in absolute stupidity.
Sweetie Belle: Yeah it's like he took out his brain and threw it in a dumpster to replace it with all muscle.
Thunder Terror: Yeah like some certain villains that we all know.
They laughed.
Mistmane: Yeah that is funny!
Sable Spirit: Tirek was like that.
Gill Grunt: Yeah. But thank goodness we got rid of him.
Liquid Leni: Yeah thank goodness.
Luna Loud: What Garnia does makes him just as stupid as Chris.
Demyx: Yeah maybe stupider.
Yuffie: And a big dummy.
Leon: Yep.
Tifa: He needs to be shown how strong we are in power and brains.
Aerith: Yep.
Killer Shrike: You got that right. Lets do it!
They fired waves of energy, water, jewels, lightning, magic and elements and smashed him down.
Rice: ALL RIGHT!
Rarity: Rapture darling that was grand!
Battle 8: Roach (Supernoobs), Twilight Sparkle, Luster Dawn, Princess Cadance, Flurry Heart, Star Swirl the Bearded, Magic Skylanders, Crystal Laney, Lola, Axel, Jack Skellington, Sally, Squawktalk and Beastbox VS Tony Woodward A.K.A. Girder
Girder was next.
Girder: (to Roach) I may use my fists most of the time. But unlike Garnia, I have brains too.
Roach: I do too. But not all the time.
Twilight Sparkle: I'm the brains and brawn but yeah that's right. What Garnia does shows that he is all stupid.
Luster Dawn: It's like we're facing dad guys that all have no brains today.
Princess Cadance: Yeah no kidding.
Girder: Also I can see that those Sound 4 guys all hate J.D. with a vengeance.
Flurry Heart: Yeah they sure do because J.D. killed them in 150,000 years.
Star Swirl: Yeah and it's also because he killed Orochimaru.
Spyro: They had it coming. But somehow the villains we're facing are having more and more versions of bad guys we killed and banished to the Warp or erased from existence.
Crystal Laney: Yeah it's crazy. It's like history is coming back.
Lola: No kidding. But J.D. loves a good challenge.
Axel: This is always fun to face.
Jack Skellington: Yeah it sure is.
Sally: Yep.
Girder: Yeah. Lets do it!
They fired waves of magic, energy, crystals, fire, pumpkin bombs and darkness and smashed Girder down.
Roach: YEAH!
Twilight Sparkle: That was great!
Battle 9: Scott Truman, Princess Celestia, Minuette, Twinkleshine, Lemon Hearts, Moondancer, Lyra Heartstrings, Light Skylanders, Light Lily, Lisa Loud, Saix, Mickey, Donald, Goofy, Doubledealer and Bomb Burst VS James Arthur Madrox A.K.A. Multiple Man
Multiple Man was next.
Multiple Man: (to Scott) Did J.D. really meet a Chandelure Gene Slammer this morning?
Scott Truman: He sure did and her name is Mikaela Florentine and she turned herself into a Chandelure because she wanted to help stop Team Rocket Scientists from turning everyone into Pokemon.
Princess Celestia: Yeah and she was doing a great job helping us from the shadows while the Masters of Evil were destroying the rest of the scientists.
Minuette: Mikaela is a true member of the team even though she didn't join us officially until now.
Twinkleshine: Yeah she sure is a great member and a perfect addition to the team.
Lemon Hearts: I think so too.
Moondancer: She does have amazing qualities and benefits for the team.
Lyra Heartstrings: I think so too.
Spotlight: I agree too.
Light Lily nodded in agreement.
Lisa Loud: I most agree with you all too and she has quite a few beneficial and contributing skills for the team.
Saïx: I agree too. Mikaela is very gifted.
Mickey: She sure is.
Donald: Yeah!
Goofy: Ahyuck. She sure is.
Multiple Man: You said it. Lets do it!
They fired waves of light, energy, lightning, moonlight and magic and smashed him down.
Battle 10: Ace Bunny, Princess Luna, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Shadow Lucy, Lucy Loud, Zexion, Hercules, Megura, Phil, Disk Wars Silver Samurai and Disk Wars Mandarin VS Zavok
Zavok was next.
Zavok: (to Ace) Mikaela would get along great with Lucy.
Ace Bunny: She would get along great with all the members of the Goths of Darkness.
Princess Luna: And the Children of The Night. She has all the makings to be a perfect member of our family.
Snowdrop: Yeah I think so too.
Gari: She would make a great sister of darkness.
Blackout; That is a perfect quality.
Shadow Lucy: I agree and yes me and Lucy would get along with her.
Lucy Loud: I think so too.
Zexion: It is a cute bind.
Hercules: I think it's great.
Megura: Me too.
Phil: Yeah it is.
Zavok: No kidding. Lets do it!
They fired waves of darkness, rocks and energy and smashed him down.
Ace Bunny: Take that doc!
Princess Luna: A victory of the night.
Battle 11: Tara "Terra" Logan, Lynn, Lexaeus, Aladdin, Jasmine, Sultan, Roxas and Aeleus VS Waffle Woman
Waffle Woman was next.
Waffle Woman: Did J.D. and the group meet Professor Brundle the Fly?
Tara: Yeah they sure did and that was one of the most disgusting sights I've ever heard.
Lynn: No kidding. Did you see the movie The Fly?
Waffle Woman: I sure did and after I watched that movie I couldn't sleep for days because of bad nightmares.
Lexaeus: I don't blame you. That movie was disgusting.
Aladdin: Yeah and I hate flies.
Jasmine: I don't think I've ever seen anyone that likes them.
Sultan: I most agree on that.
Waffle Woman: Poor woman. I hope she'll be all right. Lets do it!
They fired waves of fire, sand, earth and energy and smashed her down.
Tara: ALL RIGHT!
Lynn: WOO! LYNNER LYNNER CHICKEN DINNER!
Battle 12: Luan Loud, Aqua, Xion, William Dunbar and Shego VS Vypra
Vypra was next.
Vypra: That must've been a hard thing for Veronica to do when she had to kill Brundle like that.
Luan: Yeah it sure was. But it had to be done because he was suffering.
Aqua: That's what happens when you mess around with the laws of Mother Nature.
Xion: It's horrible. All those mad scientists were doing it and they ended up paying for it.
Vypra: I agree. Lets do it.
Luan formed a sword of light and they went at her and clashed powerfully and fired waves of light and elements and smashed her down.
Luan: A most Enlightening victory! (Laughs) Get it?
Aqua: (Laughs) That was a good one.
Battle 13: Eddy, Lana, Vexen, Sora, Kairi, Riku, Star Man and Flash Man VS Dark Spicer
Dark Spicer was next.
Dark Spicer: The Fly is not nearly as bad as The Thing though.
Eddy: You got that right.
Lana: The Thing was a nightmare unlike any other and it traumatized Kate.
Vexen: But what Brundle was doing really messed around with the laws of mother nature.
Sora: It sure did.
Kairi: And he paid the price for it by turning into a fly mutant.
Riku: Yeah that was disgusting.
Dark Spicer: No kidding. Lots of terrible ordeals many people have gone through. Lets do it!
They fired waves of energy, ice, magic and light and smashed him down.
Eddy: WOOHOO! Demolition Derby Boys!
Riku: That was great.
Lana: YEAH!
Battle 14: Lena Isis, RD Girl Jordan and Dragon (Skunk Fu) VS Gypsy Moth (Warmup Battle)
Gypsy Moth was next.
Gypsy Moth: This is gonna be amazing. Moth Villain VS Gundalian Warrior.
Lena Isis: That is gonna be really something huh?
RD Girl Jordan: I'm really looking forward to all this.
Dragon (Skunk Fu): Same with me.
Gypsy Moth: Shall we dance?
Lena Isis: Lets.
Lena fired waves of water and RD Girl Jordan fired waves of water and Dragon fired waves of fire and the blasts all hit her and smashed her down.
Lena Isis: All right!
RD Girl Jordan: That was fun!
Battle 15: Brunhilda the Valkyrie, In Space Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Teen Titans, Ice Luan, Nico, Lola, Lana, Laney, Lucy, Lisa and Lily VS Darkonda.
Darkonda was next.
Darkonda: This is gonna be fun. (Groans) This safe is heavy.
Nico: Let me open that for you.
Nico teleported and opened it and in it was a massive number of swords.
Nico: Wow look at these swords.
Darkonda: These are called The Defenders of Jump City.
Defenders of Jump City - They're a massive collection of swords with their insignias etched on the 6'0" massive, wide, double-edged blades, the large gems on the crossguards match the colors of their hairs, the angel wings for the crossguards and large sphere pommels with surrounding gems match the colors of their clothes, and they also have long black handles, and only the members of the Teen Titans can wield these blades, and once in their hands, they'll get a massive power and energy increase, along with sleeveless trenchcoats matching their clothes, and Teen Titans-themed angel wings.
Nico: These are perfect for all the Teen Titans.
Nico took them and teleported back and gave the swords to all the Teen Titans.
Robin: Wow these are amazing.
Raven: They sure are.
Beast Boy: Awesome dude.
Nico: Yep. Lets get it on!
Andros: LETS ROCKET!
They transformed.
Andros: "Power Red!"
Carlos: "Power Black!"
T.J: "Power Blue!"
Ashley: "Power Yellow!"
Cassie: "Power Pink!"
Zhane: "Power Silver!"
All: "Power Rangers Power Up!"
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A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! IN SPACE!
They turned into the In Space Rangers too!
Nico: Lets get him!
Brunhilda: First let me have my fun with him.
Nico: Okay.
Brunhilda spread her wings and then went at him and kicked and slashed and punched him all over the place and smashed him all over the place and slashed him all over. She even blasted him all over with light blasts and smashed him down.
Brunhilda: All right! Lets do it!
Andros: SPIRAL BLASTER!
Carlos: QUATTRO BLASTER!
Nico: FIRE!
The group all fired powerful energy and elemental blasts and the blasts all hit him and Darkonda fell to the ground and exploded!
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Nico: YEAH! Darkonda you have failed this universe!
Brunhilda: But he will be back for round 2.
Troy Burrows: Yep. Rangers that's a Super Mega win.
Battle 16: Zombina the Zombie and Dirt Lana VS Ammit
Ammit was next.
Zombina: Zombie VS Soul Eater. This is gonna be interesting and fun.
Ammit: It sure is. I'm looking forward to this.
Zombina: Same with me.
Ammit: Me too. Lets do it!
Zombina blasted Ammit all over and smashed him down.
Battle 17: Arrietty VS Queen Bea (Secret Squirrel)
Queen Bea was next.
Arrietty: This is gonna be amazing. Borrower VS Bee. I always wanted to see what that's like.
Queen Bea: I won't disappoint you Arrietty. I'm looking forward to this too.
Arrietty unsheathed her sword and Queen Bea had her stinger ready and they clashed powerfully. They were flying all over the place and Arrietty smashed her down.
Battle 18: Sea VS Bluto
Bluto was next.
Sea: How long has Popeye been beating the living crap out of you just to win Olive Oyl's heart?
Bluto: We came out in 1929.
Sea: 92 years!? WHOA! That is a long time to be beating the living shit out of each other.
Bluto: It sure is. But we've been that popular for that long.
Sea: I remember. I read the Popeye comics as well as watched the cartoons on TV. Lets do it.
Bluto: You got it!
Bluto went at her and Sea punched and kicked him all over and smashed him into the ground.
Battle 19: J.D. Knudson VS The Sound 4
On Glaren, I was facing the Sound 4.
Dark Tayuya: You are a fucker that is always ruining evil's plans! Damn that pisses me off!
Jirobo: Tayuya, watch your language.
Dark Tayuya: Oh shut up fatso!
Me: You fuckwads BOTH should just shut the fuck up.
Sakon: We will still get our revenge on you for killing us!
Me: Even after 150,000 years, you 4 fuckpots just won't take a hint and you will never learn. Even after spending all that time in Hell and in The Warp. Like I already told you assholes when we fought the last time, I am far more powerful than I was when we fought the last time.
Dark Tayuya: Don't underestimate us you piece of crap! Got it!?
Me: Says the pot calling the kettle black you fucked up bitch! You are the ones who underestimated me. Because you had no idea that you were fighting the long lost leader of Team Loud Phoenix Storm in that time. You guys are still as weak as you were the last time we fought.
Jirobo: I'm gonna shut that big mouth of yours for you!
Me: Seven words Jirobo: FUCK YOURSELF AND GO BACK TO HELL!
The Sound 4 charged at me and I flared up my Super Angel-Ebonwu-Phoenix-Harmony 500,000,000 power and went at them! I punched Dark Tayuya in the face and kicked Kidomaru in the stomach and punched Sakon and kicked Jirobo and fired a powerful blast of fire and energy and Dark Tayuya and the blast hit her and exploded. Blowing her chest open and I kicked her head and kicked Jirobo in the face and punched him in the stomach and punched Sakon & Ukon in the face and fired a powerful blast of lightning at them and electrocuted them all over and I kicked Jirobo and fired a powerful barrage of leaves and cut them up.
I landed in front of them and I asked them a question.
Me: (Divine Echoing Elemental Voice) I don't understand you fuckwits. Why are you serving someone like Vypra all just to get revenge on me for killing you 150,000 years from now? All you are is nothing but a bunch of tools to the Masters of Evil.
Sakon: What? We're nothing but tools? Is that what you called us?
Me: Uh yeah.
Sakon laughed.
Jirobo laughed too.
Kidomaru: You ignorant fool. We have nothing whatsoever to do with the Dragonoids or any part of the world.
Sakon: Our reanimation is simply because of our loyalty to Lord Orochimaru.
Me: (Sighs) Even after all this time you still follow someone as fucked up and as delusional as that snake fucker.
Sakon: Quite so. He made us a promise long ago and this is the result of that.
Me: Humor me.
FLASHBACK - 150,000 YEARS HENCE
Orochimaru was watching a bunch of prisoners fight each other mercilessly and Kabuto Yakushi was with him.
Orochimaru: Yes, that's it. Kill each other off. And if you are not taking this battle seriously, then I'll just kill you myself.
It was a gruesome and terrible battle and there were many people dead. The only ones left standing were Tayuya, Sakon & Ukon, Jirobo and Kidomaru.
Orochimaru: The feeling that's born when one transcends the fear of death. Yes that's it. That's what I wanted to bring out in you. Just look at those fine eyes of yours. Now I shall bestow upon you greater power and you shall carry out my bidding as my favored ones.
Sound 4: NINJA ART: 4 FLAMES FORMATION!
A powerful blackish purple barrier formed during the fight with Orochimaru and the 3rd Hokage.
Sakon: (Narrating) Standing at Lord Orochimaru's side, we've been witnessed to many jutsu. But the ultimate is the Reanimation Jutsu.
After I defeated Orochimaru and destroyed his entire career as a shinobi permanently, he was lying in bed and seething in rage and burning in pain.
Orochimaru: That fucking brat! I can't believe he ruined me! HOW DARE HE!?
He had the Sound 4 by his bedside.
Orochimaru: What? Do you have something to say?
Sakon: No.
Orochimaru: In the condition I am now, you four might be able to kill me. This is your chance if you dare to try.
But the Sound 4 wouldn't do so.
Orochimaru: Well it seems that as long as the Curse Mark binds you, you cannot bring yourself to raise your blade against me. Although the invasion was a failure from the start, you did make yourselves useful in the attack on the Hidden Leaf. For that I shall reward you. What do you wish for?
Sakon: There's only one thing Lord Orochimaru.
Jirobo: Power. Power as a shinobi. We wish for nothing more than that.
Orochimaru: So it shall be. That's quite impressive. All of you. I commend you on your choice. I'll add each of you to the sample. To access the next level of power within you, you will need a vengeful heart. Possessing an extreme desire for revenge will rapidly increase the power of the Curse Mark.
Kidomaru: What's the connection between that and the Reanimation Jutsu?
Orochimaru: The emotions you 4 learned from overcoming the fear of death at that laboratory are resentment and hatred towards me. No, an even stronger feeling. I'm sure you swore to get back at me one day. Even if you were killed in the process. That emotion, when you can hate someone as strongly as that. Once you're actually killed you take it with you. That hatred towards the one who put you to death. You die thinking that you could be resurrected, it will be to only seek revenge. Yes. Through the Reanimation Jutsu, you will return as one seeking vengeance. You will attain power unlike anything you've ever had before. The source of your newfound strength will be your consuming desire for vengeance. Embrace that power. Take pleasure in it, revel in its might.
FLASHBACK ENDS
Sakon: Today just as it was in the future you killed us in, we belong to Lord Orochimaru!
A massive blast of wind blew and I felt their power increase dramatically!
Kidomaru: We are Lord Orochimaru's very own Seekers of Vengeance!
Malevolent dark purple auras flared up around the Sound 4 as their powers were rising dramatically at an accelerated rate!
Jirobo: The intense hatred and resentment that we harbor towards you will allow us to unleash the full depths of our power!
Sakon: The way it stands now, no one can stop us!
Dark Tayuya: And don't you even dare to lump us in with all those other fuckpots you fought you fucking piece of trash!
Storm clouds rapidly formed and the sky was darkened and lightning struck all over the place. My aura was getting stronger and stronger because of their hatred.
Me: So you all were brought back just to get revenge on me for killing you? You 4 are just as fucked up as ever. Then it's time for me to get serious and show you fuckers that I am far more powerful than I look right now.
I then flared up my power to an intense level and I went Super Angel-Ebonwu-Phoenix-Harmony Infinity!
Me: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Voice) Now lets see you face the pinnacle of my true power.
I went at them at a tremendously blinding speed and punched Jirobo in the face with devastating force and kicked Dark Tayuya in the face and sent them both crashing into a bunch of trees and I fired a powerful blast of fire at them and it hit them and exploded with incredible power.
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I kicked Kidomaru in the face and teleported behind him as he fired gold arrows at me and I grabbed his four extra arms and pulled and I ripped them clean off and he screamed in excruciating pain! I kicked Sakon in the face and fire a blade of light and cut Sakon and Ukon in half and fired a powerful blast of lightning at him and electrocuted them both and fired a powerful blast of lava and burned them all over and fired powerful shards of crystal at Kidomaru and skewered him all over the place and I kicked him in the face and teleported and kicked him in the back and fired a blast of fire at him and burned him all over and I kicked him high into the air and dealt a spinning axe kick to his stomach and sent him crashing into the ground. I sensed Dark Tayuya coming at me from behind and she kicked at me and I dodged her strike and grabbed her leg and elbowed it and there was a nasty sickening crunch and she screamed in excruciating pain and I elbowed her in the face and swung her around and sent her crashing into the ground. I formed a Supernova energy ball and sent it at Tayuya and it hit her and exploded in a massive fiery explosion of incredible power.
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Jirobo jumped at me and I sensed him coming from behind and I teleported as he did a powerful punch at an incredible speed and I fired a massive barrage of wind blades at him and cut him all over and I fired a powerful ball of light at him and it hit him and exploded.
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I then teleported and punched Sakon and kicked Ukon in the face and fired powerful blasts of water at them both and sent them crashing into a bunch of trees. The Sound 4 were down, but they were severely weakened and badly beaten. I have completely overwhelmed the Sound 4 like they were 150,000 years from now.
Dark Tayuya got up and she saw how much I've changed.
Dark Tayuya: I can't fucking believe it! He's changed so much!
Kidomaru: I HATE YOU J.D.!
My aura flared up with incredible power.
Me: You fuckers hate the fact that you're completely powerless to stop me. That you are completely outclassed and outmatched. Your power up fueled by revenge has only made you weaker than you were before. Well imagine feeling the way you do now all of the time like those that were killed by Orochimaru once felt. Fools! How do you think everyone felt when they were experimented on and turned into dangerous barbarian mutants like you guys were. They wanted to be put out of their misery. But I granted their wish after I killed Orochimaru. Now it's your turn you Sound fuckers. I hope you like the surprise I have coming for you.
Jirobo: We'll see!
Me: You don't even know what kind of monster that Orochimaru was. He was going to kill you even for making the slightest of mistakes. He was pure evil. He was only after one goal and that was to get Sasuke. You know that right? But he had no idea the kind of monster that Sasuke really was. He wanted revenge so badly that he would do anything to get it. Even hurt the very village he called home and even the people that lived there. They all feared him. Orochimaru wanted his body right? But what he really wanted was the Sharingan, the very bloodline eyes of a goddamned cursed clan plagued with nothing but evil. But how to get it? Itachi was out of the question. So you came after Sasuke, the fucked up lunatic runt of the clan. Isn't that right? And they say that Orochimaru was the genius out of the 3 Legendary Sannin. But it turns out he was just another lost soul of the run-of-the-mill ninja. And you know it. Orochimaru was nothing compared to his evil. Also Orochimaru is not even in the same league in the kind of power that I possess. I can destroy the entire universe in the mere blink of a cosmic eye. In fact, next to my kind of power and the power that Sasuke has, genius like Orochimaru's looks pretty ordinary. The way that he covets the power of the Uchiha, the way he fills himself up with medicines and go leaping from body to body. It's downright fucking disgusting. As the most powerful fighter in the universe, all I see when I look at him and his followers are nothing but a bunch of fucked up miserable fuckweeds and Orochimaru is a fucked up motherfucking pedophilic wretch. And on top of that I fucking hate his style more thank anything. What is it that he was hoping to accomplish? Scurrying from one hideout to the next, conducting his pathetic experiments, using up peoples lives one after the other, trying to unlock the mysteries of nature. All he did was toy with peoples lives for the sake of this worthless, fucked up, megalomaniacal and disgusting, vain and ridiculous cause of his. And you guys are all no better! YOU ALL FUCKING DISGUST ME!
Dark Tayuya: YOU MOTHERFUCKING BASTARD!
I flipped the bird at her and then all of the Sound 4 came at me from all 4 directions and just as they were about to hit me, I teleported into the air and they collided and they rammed into each other and fell down.
Me: Now you will go back to hell. SPECTRUM STYLE NINJA ART: VISIBLE LIGHT RASENSHURIKEN STORM!
I formed 70 Rainbow Rasenshuriken of each of the 7 colors of the rainbow. 10 for each color and I threw them all at the Sound 4 and they hit them all at once and exploded with incredible power!
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The explosion was so powerful and so devastating that it blew much of the area apart and the power it had was incredible! When the smoke cleared, all of the Sound 4 were lying in the ground in the middle of a crater.
Me: You four have no right to live.
I landed on the ground and they got out of the crater.
Me: Got to admire their spirit.
They still had an incredible fighting spirit after everything I did to them.
They came at me charging and I held out my hand and it was pointed at them.
Me: SUPER HAKAI!
All 4 of them glowed purple and they were completely obliterated in an instant!
Dark Tayuya: DAMN YOU TO FUCKING HELL J.D.! (FADES AWAY!)
Kidomaru: WE WILL BE BACK! (FADES AWAY!)
Jirobo: YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF US! (FADES AWAY!)
Sakon: YOU WILL BE IN HELL WITH US! (FADES AWAY!)
They were obliterated from existence forever again as if they never were born in the first place.
Me: Not gonna happen ever again. Now to help everyone else.
I teleported back to Earth.
We regrouped and we were facing Garnia.
Nico: It's time for you to stay dead Garnia.
Garnia: We'll see about that!
Orion: You think the Tai Chi Cards are bad news for you? You haven't seen anything yet!
Megaforce Rangers: Legendary Ranger Mode: Samurai!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Samurai Rangers.
Nico: It's buttkicking time!
Suddenly, Carol's eyes turned neon purple, and she was surrounded by a purple energy aura, along with Gravity Lightning from King Ghidorah, and the skies turned dark with lightning crashing down from the heavens.
Carol: You Dragonoids really make me sick, it wasn't bad enough that Luka tried to kill us with those crystal necklaces and tricking Nico, but even after we killed and banished Luka to The Warp, you still don't know when to quit. This time, I'm going to put an end to you and your kind once and for all.
Then, a massive purple vortex of energy surrounded Carol, and it was accompanied by a circle of blue flame made by Godzilla's Atomic Breath, King Ghidorah's Gravity Lightning crashing down from the heavens, and Mothra flying around the vortex, and inside of the vortex was a glowing blue phoenix. When the vortex faded, Carol emerged, but she was changed forever.
(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)
Carol now looked like she was 21 years old, she now has the body of a goddess, her blond hair now has neon purple highlights, she has neon purple eyes, a sleeveless purple skirt with a glowing blue phoenix, a skirt made of the scales of King Ghidorah, and purple leather combat boots. She has on a pair of King Ghidorah earrings and a silver necklace with the Godzilla kanji on her neck, her large purple angel wings were surging with powerful Gravity Lightning, she has on her Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe, and the gems are purple and a Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large purple gem for the belt buckle. She has a neon purple energy aura with Gravity Lightning surrounding her, she has the silhouettes of King Ghidorah, Godzilla, and Mothra emblazoned on her forehead, she has her Sword of The Kaiju unholstered from her back, and an Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her right hip, and she has on a purple sleeveless trenchcoat with the famous kaiju monsters, Godzilla, King Ghidorah, and Mothra on the trenchcoat, along with blue flames and Gravity Lightning on the coat and coattails. There's a glowing blue kanji on the back that says, "Carol Pusateri, Awesome Friend of Lori Loud, Loving Wife of Vince Pusateri and A Loving Mother, and Master of The Powers of The Kaiju"
キャロル・プサテリ、ロリ・ラウドの素晴らしい友人、ヴィンス・プサテリの愛する妻と愛する母親、そして怪獣の力の達人
Carol Pusateri has transformed into SUPER ANGEL 500,000,000,000 ATOMIC FIRESTORM KAIJU ANGEL.
We were amazed at Carol's new Super Angel 500,000,000,000 transformation, and Vince did some Tex Avery wild takes after seeing Carol in her new form.
Me: Wow, Carol, you've transformed into your new Super Angel 500,000,000,000 form. Incredible.
Lori: You said it, J.D. Carol, how do you feel?
Carol: (Divine Echoing Atomic Voice) I feel incredible, Lori, and this power is more than enough to take this ugly bastard down. Let's get him!
Carol charged at him and fired powerful blasts of atomic energy and Gravity Lightning, which hits Garnia and burns him badly, and slashes him with her Sword of the Kaiju.
She pulverized him all over.
We went at him and smashed and pulverized Garnia all over the place and pulverized him into pulp.
Nico: Take this! HI!
He fired a wave of fire from his hand and it hit Garnia and exploded and burned him.
Earthworm Jim: EAT DIRT YOU BIG PALOOKA! (BLASTS HIM ALL OVER) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ed Cowart: EAT DIRT YOU OVERGROWN SACK OF BULL MEAT! (BLASTS GARNIA ALL OVER) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ets: This will hurt too! TECH STYLE NINJA ART: GEARS OF TAI CHI VENGEANCE!
Ets fired a bunch of gears with the symbols of the elements and they hit Garnia all over.
Springer, Bianca, Astrotrain and Centaur Man used the Earth Cyber Planet keys and they enhanced Springer's Wind Funnel Laser, Bianca's Lightning Powers, Astrotrain's Ionic Disruptor Rifle and Centaur Man's abilities 100-fold.
Springer and Bianca: CYCLONIC LIGHTNING BLAST!
Astrotrain and Centaur Man: SMASHING IONIC BLAST!
Sunset Shimmer, Pepperdance, Cayenne, Wallflower, Firecracker Burst, Pip-Squeak, Gusty the Great, Fire Lori and the Fire Skylanders: FIRESTORM MEGABLAST INFERNO!
They fired waves of elements and fire.
Lincoln: TIGER LIGHTNING STYLE: BENGAL TIGER!
Litchi Faye Ling: TIGER WIND STYLE: CASPIAN TIGER!
Cassandra Alexandra: TIGER WATER STYLE: SIBERIAN TIGER!
Lili de Rochefort: TIGER FIRE STYLE: SOUTH CHINA TIGER!
Asuka Kazama: TIGER EARTH STYLE: INDOCHINESE TIGER!
Perfuma: TIGER NATURE STYLE: MALAYAN TIGER!
Frosta: TIGER ICE STYLE: JAVAN TIGER!
Entrapta: TIGER TECH STYLE: BALI TIGER!
Shantae: TIGER MAGIC STYLE: SUMATRAN TIGER!
Toph: TIGER EARTH STYLE: LIGER!
Jessica: TIGER WIND STYLE: TIGON!
They fired waves of elements and they formed into the many kinds of tigers that were all over the planet. Some were alive and some were extinct.
Lincoln, Litchi, Cassandra, Lili, Asuka, Perfuma, Frosta, Entrapta, Shantae, Toph and Jessica: TIGER FINAL SMASH: ELEMENTAL TIGER CLAW SLASH!
They made tiger claws from elemental energies which they they used to slash Garnia all over the place with incredible fury.
Sena, Rai, Eli, me, Nico and Mammoth: TIGER BLADE DANCE SMASH!
We fired blades of energy and the blasts of energy and the blasts all hit Garnia and exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Garnia lost all his Tai Chi cards.
Gi / Slow
Bang / Disable
Rai and Sena got them.
Nico: J.D. finish him!
Me: You got it commander. Watch this!
I flew at Garnia!
Me: It's time for you to die!
I flew at him with my fist extended and my aura was ready.
Garnia then didn't expect this...
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
I plowed all the way through him and blew his torso and abdomenal area out with incredibly explosive force and blew a massively huge hole in his chest! UNBELIEVABLE!
Goku: HOLY COW! I didn't expect him to use what I did on King Piccolo.
Nico: No kidding Kakarot but that was awesome!
Then Garnia exploded in a massive purple fire explosion and his all were Super Hakaied.
Garnia was no more!
Nico: YEAH!
I flew back and powered down.
Nico: Awesome job Colonel!
Me: Thanks commander.
Rai: Another Dragonoid bites the dust!
Batroc: Couldn't have said it better myself.
Killer Shrike: So far, that's 3 Dragonoids down.
Girder: And still so many to go.
Me: Who knows how many there are out there.
Multiple Man: Let's not forget the boss of the Dragonoids.
Zavok: We'll deal with him when the time comes.
Me: And he will pay the ultimate price for his crimes.
Nico: Yes he will. Great job today everyone.
Eli: It was great.
Me: Yep.
Rai: (To the viewers) Garnia is gone and he will never be welcome on Earth again. Now we're one step closer to destroying all the Dragonoids for good.
Me: We sure are. Great job today though Rai.
Rai: Thanks.
We went back home and had a great dinner and went to sleep.
THE END
Another awesome chapter done.
Tai Chi Chasers was a great show and it was awesome. There will be a 3rd chapter later on in the future. The 1st part of this chapter was for the 1986 movie The Fly and that was a freaky movie with Jeff Goldblum. It was great too. NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Etstheclarencefan and ninjakingofhearts all gave me the ideas for this. Thanks guys. The next girl is gonna be another new one and it will be Suriko the Titania and she is gonna be in the world of Felix the Cat and we're going to meet her and a Kingdra Gene-Slammer named Sonya Tetrapetrikov from Estonia. We're going to face Captain Kidd and give all the treasure he and his crew took. Also the next chapter is for the movie Arthur and the Invisibles and we're going to meet Arthur and his friends as well as take down the evil Emperor Maltazard and make that evil tyrant pay for his crimes.
See you all tomorrow.
