PLUG YOUR NOSES EVERYONE! THIS IS GONNA GET FUNNY AND STINKY!
Flying over a really cold ice covered world, me and Julie Tancheno the Articuno Gene-Slammer were flying over a snow covered landscape and it was a brutally cold landscape.
Me: Man it sure is cold here.
Julie Tancheno: Good thing my Articuno form is an ice type.
Julie concentrated and groaned as her mouth turned into a beak.
Me: That is a good thing too.
Julie turned into ARTICUNO!
Me: YEAH!
We then saw a really unusual train that was plowing through the ice and then I realized that we were in the movie The Snowpiercer from 2013.
Seventeen years after an attempt to stop global warming via stratospheric aerosol injection catastrophically backfires, creating a new ice age in 2014, the remnants of humanity have taken to a self-sustaining circumnavigational train, the Snowpiercer, run by reclusive transportation magnate Wilford. The passengers on the train are segregated, with the elite in the extravagant front cars and the poor crammed into squalid tail compartments overseen by armed guards.
Urged by his father-figure Gilliam, Curtis and his second-in-command Edgar lead the tail passengers in a revolt after they realize the guards' weapons have no ammunition; bullets are believed to be extinct due to a previous revolt. They free Namgoong, a captive security specialist, who insists that his clairvoyant daughter Yona is freed as well. Namgoong helps the tail mob progress forward, but they find themselves facing guards with axes and other melee weapons, overseen by Minister Mason. During the battle, the train goes into a tunnel, causing total darkness. The guard force uses this to their advantage, as they are equipped with night vision, and begin picking off the blind rebels. However, the tail-sectioners launch a counterattack with torches and push the guards back. Curtis captures Mason and forces her to order the remaining guards to surrender, but Edgar is fatally stabbed. The tail army stays back, holding the guards captive, while Curtis takes Mason, Namgoong, Yona, skilled fighter Grey, and Tanya and Andrew (two parents who have had their children taken from them) toward the front of the train. They are unaware that Franco, loyal to Mason, escapes the tail section to rally more guards.
Curtis's group travels through the first of several opulent cars. Namgoong and Yona recognize a landmark outside and consider that the ice may be thawing. They eventually reach a schoolroom, where a teacher is indoctrinating the children on Wilford's greatness, just before a man brings eggs for the children to open to celebrate the eighteenth "New Year", each of which has marked one circumnavigation of the Earth. While the man goes to the tail army and shoots at them, freeing the captured guards in the process and revealing that bullets do exist still, the teacher shoots and kills Andrew before Grey kills her. In the tail section, Franco uses the distraction to kill the tail army and capture Gilliam. Franco sends a live feed to the television in the classroom as he executes Gilliam; Curtis, in return, kills Mason. Curtis's group moves on, but Franco soon catches up to them. Tanya and Grey are killed after fighting Franco, who is then seemingly killed by Curtis and Namgoong. The two, along with Yona, continue onward.
They reach the last car before the engine. Namgoong reveals he and Yona had been collecting Kronole, an addictive drug but also a potent explosive, which he wants to use to blow the door to the outside, believing they can survive. Curtis stops them, as he wants to meet Wilford; Curtis explains that in the early days of the train, 17 years before, the tail section had resorted to cannibalism, and he had been nearly ready to eat the infant Edgar but Gilliam offered him his arm instead. Curtis wants to face Wilford to ask why he created this closed ecosystem. Just then, the engine door opens, and Wilford's assistant Claude emerges and wounds Namgoong before inviting Curtis inside.
Curtis meets Wilford, and to his shock learns he and Gilliam conspired to stage Curtis's rebellion to reduce the train's population to sustainable levels. Wilford orders 74% of the tail passengers killed. He then offers Curtis his position leading the train. Curtis appears ready to accept when Yona overpowers Claude, rushes in, and pulls open a floorboard to reveal Andrew and Tanya's children, Andy and Timmy, working the engine as slaves. Appalled, Curtis knocks out Wilford and rescues Timmy from the machinery, though he loses his arm in the process. Curtis gives Yona matches to light the fuse for the Kronole, while Namgoong fights and kills Franco, who had followed them, along with partygoers from another car. As the door to the engine room will not close, Curtis and Namgoong use their bodies to protect Yona and Timmy from the blast.
The explosion kills Wilford, Namgoog and Curtis, and causes an avalanche that derails the train. Shortly after, Yona and Timmy escape the wreckage. They see a polar bear in the distance, indicating that life exists outside the train.
Me: Whoa this is the world of the movie The Snowpiercer.
Julie Articuno: Wow! I remember that movie. It's terrible what happened here especially in the movie. It was all a fight for survival.
Me: No kidding. But the train in that movie was really cool. It's amazing how they managed to build a railroad that covers the entire planet.
I pulled up a holographic map of the entire Snowpiercer Rail System covered each continent throughout the entire planet except for Antarctica. It was a 30,000 mile long rail system and this kind of rail system was still in the drawing board stages.
Me: Wow! A Circumnavigational Rail System is still in the drawing board stages on our Earth but this is amazing. I saw them in documentaries and they are wicked cool.
Julie Articuno: No kidding. This is amazing that a train like this exists on an ice age planet.
Me: Yeah. We can use this kind of technology on our Earth and we can make the train with new technologies that we know.
Julie Articuno: Good idea. First we got to help these people here and give them a new life on our Earth.
Me: Good idea.
? Let us help you.
We saw an Elder Devil and with her was a Yanmega.
Me: Wow you're an Elder Devil.
Elda: Yep my name is Elda and it's an honor to meet you J.D.
Yanmega: (Australian Accent) Same here mate. My name's Tida Stewart. Honor to meet you.
Julie Articuno: Same here too. Julie Tancheno.
Me: Lets get to work.
We got to work and we scanned the plans and blueprints for the train system and made our own for our standards and we got the people of the Snowpiercer on board our ship and warmed them up and got rid of their segregation and more. Later I put on my blind man glasses and Tida reverted back and she was naked and Jullie reverted back too.
Julie was human again. But naked.
Julie Tancheno: (covers herself) Man, that was cold!
Tida Stewart: (Covers herself) You are not kidding mate. But at least we can get the people here to our world for a better life.
Elda: Yeah that is a good thing.
I gave Julie and Tida new clothes and they put them on.
Me: But the cool part is we got these awesome new plans for our own Circumnavigational Rail System.
Elda: We sure do. So awesome.
We went back to our Earth and we got everyone that we rescued settled in and we built a massive solar powered circumnavigational hovertrain system and it spanned all over the planet and the Team Loud Phoenix Storm World Tree Estate was also the central hub station of the system.
After saving everyone from a terrible ice age in the world of Snowpiercer, Lincoln, me, Nico, Eli, Nicole, and Lucy Heartfilia were heading into the world of the 1999 TV miniseries Atomic Train, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the twelve girls that are sighted there, but we've also got to disable the nuclear bomb that was on the train, and stop it from destroying Denver, Colorado.
The film starts in Dallas when a school bus full of children, including the teacher was nearly struck by an oncoming freight train, which the only damage done by the train was the rear door.
In Colorado, Bradshaw Disposal Services has a nuclear bomb made in Russia to transport, and an employee (named Henry Bradshaw) decides to save money by concealing it on a freight train. This train is also loaded with hazardous and flammable chemicals, including metallic sodium, which spontaneously ignites on contact with water. The train suffers a brake failure and becomes a runaway heading for Denver. John Seger, a National Transportation Safety Board (NTSB) investigator, boards the train and with the assistance of the railwaymen tries various ways to stop the train. Several ideas are tried, such as coupling a following train to the caboose (the coupling mechanism on the caboose breaks, which also results in the death of one of the train's crew members), a derailing attempt (after it is revealed the catastrophe the chemicals would cause if ignited) in which a helicopter narrowly avoids being hit, and finally, an attempt at manually activating the brakes (via hitting a part of the engine mechanism with a wrench). The final attempt works successfully but is short-lived. The following rescue train, unaware of the freight's slowing, speeds forward and crushes the caboose (killing an injured crew member in the process). The force disengages the brakes, this time for good, causing the train to speed up once again. Meanwhile, Denver residents are struggling to collect their families and then leave town, despite rioters, looters, and gridlock. Realizing that there is no way to stop it, John and the engineer (who was initially reluctant) abandon the train by jumping off before it can speed up too much.
The train derails and becomes a terrific wreck. Discovering the now highly unstable bomb on board, firefighters struggle to extinguish the fire at the crash site. After realizing that metallic sodium is on the train, the firefighters and NEST teams retreat to evaluate a strategy. In the meantime, all firefighting aircraft are grounded. The misinterpretation of a radio call to a water bombing helicopter leads it to dump its load of water onto the wreck. Water comes into contact with the metallic sodium, which explodes and in turn causes the nuclear bomb to detonate. The blast causes severe damage throughout Denver and releases an electromagnetic pulse. No cars work, electricity is out and anything with a computer is shut down.
After the blast, Denver lies in ruins. John (who made it back to town via helicopter) then attempts to get his family out of Denver before nuclear fallout starts, but is separated again from Megan and their family as Noris takes his son and Grace Seger through the mines for a quicker route towards Eminence, while the bus heading for Kansas has just departed, taking Megan and Grace's boyfriend Danny away, leaving John on his own. He eventually finds a working car and then reunites with his family at a FEMA refugee camp in Eminence, Kansas.
Lincoln: Wow, we're in Denver, Colorado, in the world of Atomic Train, and I think I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the twelve girls that were sighted here, but we've also got to disable the nuclear bomb that's on the train, and stop it from destroying Denver, Colorado.
Me: That's right, big guy. Plus, I haven't been to Denver in a long time, it's also known as the most populated city in Colorado.
Nico: I know, and it's also our first time coming here to Denver, Colorado.
Me: Second time actually. We were here in Coors Field for Lynn to face Strike Man.
Nico: Right sorry.
Eli: Plus, Denver has a lot of history here going back to 1858.
Me: That's when the city was first founded, and Colorado was once part of the Kansas Territory at that time.
?: HELP!
Suddenly, Lincoln heard the sound of twelve girls, along with the trapped teacher and students calling for help. With his deep sapphire blue cyborg eyes and superhuman sight, along with sensing energy signals, he saw and heard where the call for help was coming from. He saw the twelve girls, along with the teacher and students, and Lincoln saw the train incoming fast, and it was barreling towards the school bus.
Lincoln: Oh man, there's the bus where the twelve girls, the teacher, and the students are at, and the train with the nuclear bomb is heading this way. We've got to stop it and fast.
We rushed on over, and Lincoln fired a powerful blast of electromagnetic energy, which'd caused the runaway train to stop, and we got onboard the train. Then, we found where the nuclear bomb was stashed in, and Lincoln was able to successfully disable the bomb, and we breathed a sigh of relief. Then, Lincoln beamed the atomic bomb to the Estate, which we can use later. The bomb was over 200 megatons of TNT. Very powerful for a nuke.
We head over to the school bus, and we got the teacher and the students out of the bus, and Lincoln got the twelve girls out of the bus. Then, when Nicole saw the girls, she recognized the girls. They were Chloe A.K.A Charade from Marvel Future Avengers, Talim from Soul Calibur, Elizabeth "Liz" Thompson, Maka Albarn, Thompson, and Tsubaki Nakatsukasa from Soul Eater, Maya Natsume from Tenjou Tenge, Patricia from Patty, Michiru Kagemori, Nazuna Hiwatashi, Nina Flip, and Marie Itami from Brand New Animal.
Nicole: Oh wow, it's Chloe A.K.A Charade from Marvel Future Avengers, Talim from Soul Calibur, Elizabeth "Liz" Thompson, Maka Albarn, Thompson, and Tsubaki Nakatsukasa from Soul Eater, Maya Natsume from Tenjou Tenge, Patricia from Patty, Michiru Kagemori, Nazuna Hiwatashi, Nina Flip, and Marie Itami from Brand New Animal.
Lincoln: Wow, that's incredible. (To the girls) Are you girls okay?
Marie Itami: We're okay, thanks to you all.
Me: Thank goodness.
Then, when Marie Itami and the eleven other girls saw who it was that rescued them and disabled the atomic bomb, their faces lit up like red Christmas lights upon seeing the 7'0" tall, handsome, white-haired, bare-chested hunk with abnormally large and powerful muscles, eight-pack abs, a lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books on his right massive pec and surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, a Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon and in a circle are the other girls in Lincoln's harem with the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids, a deep sapphire blue kanji on his wider muscular back that said "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion of Lightning, Master of Lightning Storms and The Weather, Emissary of Hinon, Golden-Hearted Brother of 16 Siblings, and Golden-Hearted Lover, Father, and Husband", and he had deep sapphire blue eyes.
He had his Sword of Taranis holstered on his wider muscular back, his orange Crystal Saber holstered on his left hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, the Pisces constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck, weighted orange bands on his large biceps and thighs, deep sapphire blue eyes, larger blue angel wings surging with powerful super lightning and stars and blue nebulae reflecting on them, and he was dressed in an orange version of He Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts, long orange trenchcoat coattails with hanging silver lightning bolts, blue pants with gold lightning bolts on the thighs, and large white leather combat boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and armor on the toe area, silver Thunder Kanji earrings, a large silver Thunder Kanji necklace on his neck and across his permanently bare chest, his large fingerless black gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it, a large Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring on his left ring finger, a large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger, and he had eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs.
Marie Itami: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.
Lincoln made eleven clones of himself, who went up to the eleven other girls, while he went up to Marie Itami, and they picked them up and hugged them in his abnormally large and powerful muscular arms, and he kissed them on the lips, which they've returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the necks of Lincoln and his clones. We cheered over the scene, and the girls in Lincoln's harem are going to like their new sisters to their future husband's harem.
Marie Itami: You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
We head back to The Estate, and when the rest of the team saw that Lincoln saved Denver, Colorado from being destroyed by a nuclear bomb, and saved the lives of the twelve girls, the teacher, and the students on the bus, Lincoln's sisters, parents, and the rest of the team cheered wildly for what he'd done in saving the twelve girls, the teacher and students, and the city and residents of Denver, from nuclear destruction.
After saving Denver from being destroyed by a nuclear bomb and getting another intense workout in the gym, we were heading to Camden Town in London, England. We found out about the descendants of Pongo and Perdita from Lincoln, and we couldn't wait to meet them, especially since they're part of Pongo and Perdita's family.
Me: I can't believe that we're going to meet Pongo and Perdita's descendants, and they're also located in Camden Town in London, England.
Lincoln: I know, and from what I found out, they've dealt with Cruella De Vil, and just like Pongo and Perdita, they defeated her and sent her to jail. Wait until they find out we killed Cruella De Vil and we sent her to The Warp.
Eli: They'll be happy to find out their family's hated enemy is now gone for good.
We've arrived at an upscale townhouse in Camden Town, London, England, and it was decorated with spots and umbrellas, and it had the address "101 Dalmatian Street" on the door. We rang the doorbell and as it opened, we were greeted by Delilah and Doug Dalmatian, the parents of their 99 children.
Delilah Dalmatian: (British Accent) Oh my, Team Loud Phoenix Storm? It's a pleasure to meet you all. Please, do come in. (To Lincoln) Oh, and Lincoln, watch your head when you come in.
Me: Thank you, Delilah.
We headed inside the house, and it was a really nice place.
Nico: Wow, when Lincoln said that you all live in a huge house, he wasn't kidding.
Doug Dalmatian: This is what we call home sweet home, Nico.
Delilah Dalmatian: (British Accent) Oh, and since you guys are here, let me get the rest of the kids here, so they can meet you all, and Lincoln did tell you guys that he met us during a video chat.
Lori: Yes, he did, but this is definitely a big surprise that our bro has set up for us, Delilah.
Delilah Dalmatian: (British Accent) Dylan, Dolly, can you come in? And bring the rest of your brothers and sisters, Lincoln's here, and he's brought the rest of Team Loud Phoenix Storm with him.
Then, two teenage Dalmatians came to the living room, the male dog with the red collar on his neck, silver tar pendant, and black left ear with Canis Major constellation is Dylan Dalmatian, the first born eldest sibling and leader of his siblings, and the female Dalmatian with the three collars on her neck is Dolly Dalmatian, Dylan's stepsister.
Dylan Dalmatian: Team Loud Phoenix Storm's here?! Then, that means...!
Lincoln: Hey, Dylan, hey, Dolly, it's good to finally see you guys.
Dylan and Dolly Dalmatian: (Excited) Lincoln's here!
Dylan and Dolly jumped up, and hugged Lincoln, who also hugged them, and we also met Dylan and Dolly.
Then, we heard the sound of 84 paws rushing in, and in a flood of black and white, Dylan and Dolly's siblings came rushing in.
Me: Whoa.
Nico: That's a lot of brothers and sisters Dylan and Dolly have to take care of.
Dylan Dalmatian: That's right, but let us introduce you guys to the siblings that we keep an eye on.
We were introduced to their main siblings. The Dalmatian with the cyan collar with blue and orange CH3 molecule tag is Dawkins Dalmatian, The Family's Resident Genius and Gadget Builder, the Dalmatian with black fur and white spots with spiked collar is Dante Dalmatian, The Family Goth and Lover of Darkness, the Dalmatian with red headphones and red collar with square black medal tag with a white circle inside is D.J. Dalmatian, The Music Maestro, the Dalmatian with paint on her fur and wearing a pink bandanna on her neck is Da Vinci Dalmatian, The Family's Passionate Artist, the female triplet Dalmatians with pink collars are known as Triple D, Camden's Cutest Celebrities, the one with hearts is Destiny Dalmatian, the one with diamonds is Dallas Dalmatian, and the one with dots is Deja Vu Dalmatian, the Dalmatian with wheels is Delgado Dalmatian, The Fastest Dalmatian in Camden, the Dalmatian covered in mud and has a monobrow similar to Ed is Diesel Dalmatian, The Family's Digger, the male triplet Dalmatians with gold chains are The Dimitri Trio, The Family's Pranksters, the Dalmatian with the Number 1 is Dimitri 1, the Dalmatian with the Number 2 is Dimitri 2, and the Dalmatian with the Number 3 is Dimitri 3, and the Yin-Yang pattered Dalmatian is Deepak, The Family's Mediator when things get too chaotic.
Me: Wow, that's a lot of siblings you guys have to look after.
Dolly Dalmatian: Yeah, but we have to keep them safe. Plus, when Mom and Dad told us that you guys were the ones who killed Cruella De Vil, we cheered wildly. But, we know that Carlos De Vil isn't like his mother.
Carlos De Vil: That's right, and I'll never be like her. Plus, I heard that she got my cousin, Hunter De Vil, to help capture you guys, right?
Dylan Dalmatian: That's right, Carlos, and I'm guessing you're going to have a word with him.
Carlos De Vil: You have no idea, Dylan.
Lori: You know, there's definitely a similarity between you and your siblings and us, Dylan.
Dylan Dalmatian: How so, Lori?
Lincoln: Well, you and Lori are the eldest of the family, and you're the leaders of the siblings.
Dylan Dalmatian: Yeah, that's true, and I've got Dolly, who also helps out with caring for our siblings. But, I'm also like you, Lincoln. We both love and care for our families.
Lincoln: That's right.
Lori: Plus, Dante Dalmatian and Lucy are both Goths, Dark Poets, and Lovers of Darkness, Lisa Loud and Dawkins are both Geniuses and Gadget Builders, D.J. and Luna are Lovers of Music, Lola, Lana, Dizzy, and Dee-Dee are Twins of Fun, Luan and The Dimitri Trio are Mischievous Pranksters, Lynn and Delgado are Athletic Stars, Leni, Destiny, Dallas, and Deja Vu are Fashionistas, Lana and Diesel are Muddy Diggers, Lola and Triple D are Divas of Fire, and Deepak and Lincoln are both the Mediators of Chaos.
Dolly Dalmatian: Wow, I guess we have something in common with you guys, Lori. Plus, me and Lincoln are both Awesome Ramp Shredders on skateboards, and he and Dylan are Warriors of The Stars and Space, and both our parents and your parents are Hardworking and Loving Parents.
The Dalmatians of Camden Town were then moved to The World Tree Estate, and were also made new members of the team, and they're also going to help out in the war against Mr. Mind and his group, and Lincoln also cured Dylan's cat allergy for good, and now, Dylan is free of cat allergies, which was something the family was thankful for.
Later Girl Jordan was out on a walk in the middle of the city and then she saw someone near an abandoned building making a call to someone.
She got closer. The man was really Dennis Carradine, Flint Marko's former partner and the very man that killed Spideman's uncle Ben Parker!
Dennis Carradine, or also more commonly known as either The Burglar or The Carjacker, is a minor, yet pivotal antagonist of Sam Raimi's Spider-Man film trilogy, serving as the secondary antagonist in Spider-Man, and a posthumous antagonist of Spider-Man 3.
He is a criminal who one night decided to rob a wrestling establishment, encountering with Peter Parker when he robs the corrupt organizer. Bitter over the organizer not paying him properly, Peter allows Carradine to get away with the money, but this turned out to be a fatal mistake, given that letting the burglar escape causes his Uncle Ben's death. Though Carradine was accused of murdering Ben while hijacking his car, it later turns out that Ben's killer was actually Flint Marko, his accomplice and that Peter attacked the wrong person.
He was portrayed by Michael Papajohn, who also portrayed the InGen Contractor in Jurassic World.
Spider-Man
After Spider-Man wins a wrestling match, the manager cheats him out of the reward money (giving him only a hundred bucks instead of the promised three thousand). Shortly after, Carradine arrives, points a gun at the manager and steals all his money. The manager tells Parker to stop him, but Parker spitefully lets him go. The Gunman thanks Peter as the Elevator door closes and a policeman angrily calls out Peter for letting the Gunman go. The manager told Peter that he could've stopped him and now he got away with his money, but Peter selfishly told him that it isn't his problem.
Some time later, Parker finds a crowd of people gathered around a mortally-wounded Uncle Ben, who is believed to have been shot by a carjacker. Uncle Ben succumbs to his wounds and passes away, prompting Parker to pursue the alleged murderer before he dies. Parker discovers the carjacker was the same person who ran past him. Taking advantage of Parker's dismay and unwillingness to kill him, Carradine attempts to shoot him, who snaps his wrist. Intimidated, Carradine backs away, only to fall out the window to his death.
Spider-Man 2
Carradine doesn't appear in the film, but is mentioned once by Parker as the latter was confessing to Aunt May that he let the thief go that resulted Ben's death. May, though understandably shocked at first, let's Peter know that she does not blame him after a few days of coming to terms with the information.
Spider-Man 3
A few years later, Parker and Aunt May are informed by Captain Stacey that new evidence indicates that Carradine was not the true killer, but rather the accomplice to the true murderer, Flint Marko. Parker feels tremendous guilt for enabling an innocent man to die and angry at the police for failing to catch the real culprit.
After a climactic battle, Marko confesses to Parker that he only wanted Ben's car as he was stealing money to support for his sick daughter Penny, and that Carradine was helping him out on it. However, as Ben tries to reason with Marko, Carradine ran up and slapped Marko on the shoulder, startling him and causing him to jolt and accidentally shoot Ben in the chest, much to Marko's shock and horror.
As Marko was wrecked with guilt for this, Carradine abandoned his partner as the police arrive to the scene. Carradine was later pushed out a window by Parker that same night. As such, Carradine was inadvertently responsible for Uncle Ben's death, and Marko assures to Peter that he is truly sorry for what happened to Ben.
Realizing now that Ben's death was a genuine accident (as neither Marko nor Carradine had any intention of killing him in the first place), Parker decides to forgive Marko and lets him escape so that he can support Penny.
Spider-Man: The Video Game
In the video game of the first film, the Burglar appears as the first boss and the leader of the Skulls Gang. However, his name in this iteration is "Spike" (regarding that the name "Dennis Carradine" wasn't officially given until the third film's release).
Girl Jordan: (In her head) That's Dennis Carradine. I finally found him.
Dennis Carradine: I'm telling you Carnage, this is gonna be great! We have a special plan for everyone on Team Loud Phoenix Storm!
Girl Jordan's rage flared up when she heard that name! Then she jumped on Carradine and knocked him out and tied him up and then she took him to the estate.
Back at the estate, we were watching TV when Girl Jordan came in.
Me: How was your walk G.J.?
Girl Jordan: It was good but I found someone that might know some things.
She put the body of Dennis Carradine on the floor.
Keiichiro: (sees the unconscious body on the floor) Girl Jordan, I hope you have a good explanation for-
Girl Jordan: This guy knows where Carnage and Mr. Mind are! I heard him talking to Carnage on the phone!
Kairi Yano: Is that Dennis Carradine?
Me: Oh man! We've been after him for a while.
Sandman: He's my old partner.
Spiderman: And he played a part in my uncle's death.
Right: Oh, that's right. Carradine accidentally startled you, making you accidentally shoot Ben Parker.
Me: I remember that!
Nico: (to Girl Jordan) Have you completely lost it, Girl Jordan?
Girl Jordan: I'm telling you. He knows!
Nico: Oh, so it's not enough you're tearing the city apart earliy in the morning. You have to bring this nutjob into our house?!
Me: Nico she was out on a walk.
Eli: He's right and she found him.
Girl Jordan: Hey, maybe you guys forgot that Carnage ruined my life. But I haven't!
Kameo: Girl Jordan, it's not like that.
Me: Now lets give her a chance to explain and then we can interrogate him. But good work G.J. You tied up a major loose end by bringing him in.
Girl Jordan: Thanks.
Me: Also we can get justice for Peter for killing his uncle.
Nico: That's true.
He woke up and he saw us.
Me: Morning sleeping beauty.
Dennis Carradine: J.D. Knudson? Where am I?
Me: You are in our estate and we would like to ask you some questions.
Flint Marko: Been a while Dennis.
Dennis Carradine: Flint you're all right! I thought you were dead! What happened to your daughter?
Flint Marko: She's much better now thanks to J.D.
Me: I gave her my heart. She needed a heart transplant.
Dennis Carradine: But that would've killed you!
Me: Normally yes. But immortality and invincibility has its perks. Anyway Girl Jordan brought you here. We know you're working for Carnage. Even though that's impossible because Girl Jordan made sure he would never come back.
Dennis Carradine: Yes I was thinking the exact same thing! I can tell that Girl Jordan hates him so much.
Me: "Hate" is an understatement. She has a massive vendetta against him because he ruined her life. It's a really ugly story.
Dennis Carradine: I can tell the poor kid went through a lot.
Girl Jordan was getting ready.
Marcus Damon: (to Girl Jordan) Where do you think you're going?
Girl Jordan: If one of Carnage's associates was around, others might be too. This could be our only chance to find Mr. Mind.
Animated Optimus: Don't give us that. You're just doing this to exact your wrath on another version of Carnage.
Girl Jordan: So what if I am?!
Axel Manning: Then you should forget about going after him.
Girl Jordan: What?!
Nico: Axel's right. It's the wrong play on a slim to none chance he knows where Mr. Mind is. You shake down Carnage and you'll start a war we don't need right now.
Girl Jordan: Oh yeah? Well, you and J.D. have gone to war for far less!
Me: Hey don't drag me into this!
Nico: I'm not denying that. But I would never bring the rest of the team down with me!
Girl Jordan: Fine! Forget the rest of the team! I'll go alone! (storms off)
Me: This is bad guys!
Eli: Her vendetta against Carnage is going to get herself killed!
Me: I know. But I have a feeling that this isn't Cletus Kasady we're dealing with.
Dennis Carradine: It's not.
Me: What do you mean Carradine?
Dennis Carradine: I don't really know. This Carnage is different somehow.
Me: (Thinking)
Lisa: Girl Jordan, I believe we can help you locate Carnage.
Girl Jordan: Sorry Lisa. But Nico's right about one thing. I can't drag you guys down with me.
Lincoln: Carradine was going to meet some of his pals.
Laney: And together, they were going to meet with Hammerhead, who aligned himself with Carnage.
Girl Jordan: Hammerhead recovered from Carmen's attack on him?
Luna: Dude, that was 2 years ago. Of course he recovered. And he might know where Carnage is.
Girl Jordan: Why didn't you guys tell me this earlier?
Lily: Do you really think it would've been wise to do so when Nico was in the room. It's his turn to lead today.
Luan: Besides, sometimes, you have to follow your heart.
Girl Jordan: (smiles) Thanks, guys. So, where's this meeting taking place?
Lisa Loud: It's taking place at the abandoned airport on the southwestern edge of the city.
Girl Jordan: That's the old Royal Woods Airport that was shut down ages ago. Thanks guys.
Later at the estate, Nico was told what they did.
Nico: You did what?!
Luna: (smirks) I'm sorry, dude. What was the question? We couldn't understand you with all this growling.
Nico: The 6 of you really don't want to play games with me right now!
Me: Nico calm down.
Luan: She asked for our help, Nico. If you were in her shoes, you would've done the same thing.
Nico: Difference is, Girl Jordan isn't going to survive a clash against Carnage alone!
Lincoln: She can take care of herself. You've seen how powerful she's become.
Nico: She doesn't have that many transformations compared to us! She's not ready for this kind of fight!
Laney: You don't know Girl Jordan any more than you do yourself. Maybe your real concern is that you've made the wrong decision. Again.
Nico: What's that supposed to mean?!
Lily: You really should've supported her. Because what if she's right?
Nico: She's not! And if she weren't blinded by her hatred of Carnage, she'd know it as well!
Lisa: Either way, you've just lost a member of our team. And you can't really blame that on us.
Nico: (to Maria, who's walking nearby) Maria, get the others and pack what you need. We're bringing Girl Jordan back.
Maria: Why would Girl Jordan be outside of the Estate?
Nico: Why don't you ask Lincoln, Laney, Lily, Lisa, Luan, and Luna?
Me: Nico calm down. Girl Jordan is a strong girl. But we have to find her. Eli can you search for her?
Eli: I can do that.
Eli concentrated and got to finding her.
At the old abandoned airport, Girl Jordan was thrashing Hammerhead and his men.
Hammerhead: (Girl Jordan is approaching him menacingly) Wait. It's not like I want to take orders from that stupid caterpillar. Carnage is making us do it!
Girl Jordan: Wait. You know where Mr. Mind is?
Hammerhead: He's with Carnage right now. I can tell you where he is. Just don't hurt me.
Girl Jordan: Tell me now!
Hammerhead: Okay Okay!
20 minutes later we arrived at the abandoned Airport and we saw that Girl Jordan was busy.
Kai: Seriously? Hammerhead and his goons are still alive?
Lisa: I honestly expected Girl Jordan to kill them in her blind anger.
Ang Leung: Well, I guess beating up all these thugs is one way to deal with all that pent up rage.
Luna: She's got every right to be angry, dudes.
Laney: Luna's right. Girl Jordan's a good person in a world that exists to crush good people.
Nico: This wouldn't be happening if you hadn't let her go off on her own!
Me: Nico don't blame them for this.
Lily: Hey, we know how much she hates Carnage!
Me: Yeah her vendetta towards Carnage is powerful!
Luan: With you in charge Nico, she never would be able to settle the score with him!
Lincoln: Oh no. Guys, we have to go.
We look at Lincoln.
Dino Tyranno: What did you find out?
Lincoln: It's Girl Jordan. She's being led into a trap!
Me: We got to get over there and fast!
Nico: Right!
Linka tied up Hammerhead and his men and delivered them to the cops.
In the old lobby of the airport, Girl Jordan was facing CARNAGE! But something was different about him.
Girl Jordan: CARNAGE! I'M GONNA TEAR YOU APART LIMB FROM LIMB!
Carnage: (laughs) I'm glad that it look an encounter with the Joker to make you guys behave like this. So angry. So unwilling to think! (gets mad) You dare go after me? As if Carnage was the name of a common thug you can intimidate?! Well, your days of being a thorn on my side are over.
Replay approached Girl Jordan.
Replay: You wanna hit something? Try me!
Replay made 11 clones of herself and they surrounded Girl Jordan.
Girl Jordan fired a massive blast of energy and blew Replay and his clones away.
KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion blasted through the wall and a phoenix cry was heard and we came.
Me: Someone call for backup?
May: (to Girl Jordan) We are going to have a LONG talk after this!
Maria: Guys, is it just me or does Carnage look a little... feminine?
Me: Feminine? (GASP) Oh man! You're not Cletus Kasady! You're Gwen Stacy!
Carnage revealed himself, or in this case HERself and it was Gwen Stacy!
Nico: WHOA!
Spiderman: GWEN!
Me: I saw this in the comic books! We have to save her before the Carnage Symbiote kills her!
Replay: You know what? I'm done!
Lynn: Say what?
Replay: You heard me. I volunteered to act as a bodyguard for Carnage after he broke me out, thinking he was a guy. But he turned out to be a girl! This is just too much. Sorry if you were expecting a fight out of me! Go ahead and take me to jail!
Nico: Okay then.
Nico snapped his fingers and beamed him to the Masters of Evil prison.
Me: Black Canary, Silver Banshee use your sound on her!
They fired blasts of sonic energy and the Carnage Symbiote roared in pain and then Spiderman and Mary Jane pulled her away from the Carnage Symbiote and separated her from it. Then took a fire grenade and threw it and it exploded when it hit the Carnage Symbiote and incinerated it into nothing.
Lola: You okay, Gwen?
Gwen Stacy was really weak from the separation. But all she was in was nothing but her underwear. I gave Gwen a blanket and covered her.
Me: You're gonna be okay.
Mary Jane: Lets get you back to the estate.
Nico: Okay. (To Girl Jordan) And as for you missy we're having a talk about this.
Me: Nico she's been through enough already. Also she did a huge favor for us and helped bring in the man that shot Ben Parker.
Nico: You're right and we did help Girl Jordan out. Lets go home.
We brought Gwen Stacy to the infirmary for some rest. Girl Jordan was on the sofa and Lincoln was comforting her.
Aligned Bumblebee: How are you feeling?
Girl Jordan: I'm fine. All things considered. (sighs) I'm sorry. The thought of Carnage forming an alliance with Mr. Mind was just too much. I wasn't thinking straight.
Turbo: Yeah, you not thinking straight took out nearly all of Carnage's goons! Next time you're not thinking straight, point your attention to Mr. Mind's gang!
Girl Jordan: You guys came after me. Even after how I acted.
Mal: You would've done the same for us. And you saved Gwen from a second death.
Me: Yeah look here.
I showed her the comic: Ultimate Spiderman volume 1 issue 62.
She read it and saw Gwen Stacy dying from Carnage and we saved her from dying again.
Nico: I remember that comic. That was a brutal one.
Me: It sure was.
Nico: I hope it was all worth it.
Girl Jordan: It saved Gwen, didn't it?
Nico: (sighs) Yes. I won't deny that. And you did good today. But you still went after Carnage with revenge on your mind. Next time you do that, you're off the team. (to me, Lincoln, Laney, Luan, Luna, Lily, and Lisa) Same goes for you guys too. (walks out of the room)
May: You guys really screwed up this time. (walks out of the room as well)
Me: (Sighs) Girl Jordan's Vendetta is gonna tear the team apart one day.
Eli: I know.
Later we were getting ready for our next mission.
Maria: Nico, I think we know it's your turn to lead today.
Nico: Of course it is.
Lincoln: Don't forget about us!
Nico: (to me, Girl Jordan, Lincoln, Laney, Luan, Luna, Lily, and Lisa) Give me one good reason why I should let the 8 of you guys come on this mission after what just happened.
Me: Because you need us commander.
Nico: Oh you're right. I can't kick you guys out after everything you did for me.
Lisa: Thank you.
Me: Also I had no intention to help Girl Jordan with vengeance.
Girl Jordan: And I'm sorry I did what I did.
Nico: Oh it's all right G.J. But you did bring Dennis Carradine, Hammerhead and his goons to justice and you helped us save Gwen so that counts.
Laney: That's true.
Me: Nico, Girl Jordan's life was torn apart by that monster. You know that.
Nico: I know J.D. I know. What Cletus Kasady and Carnage did was absolutely despicable.
The Masters of Evil came.
Snake: Everything okay, dudes?
Nico: (smiles) Don't worry about it, Snake. We had some arguments today. But everything's cool now.
Lynn: Can you remind me what the mission is?
Nico: I sure can. Our mission is a little crazy. A Flatulence Fiend is running amok in the city!
Lori: I did not release some farts! It was my shoe!
Nico: Lori I'm not talking about you. There's a bandit that calls himself the Flatulence Fiend. He's a criminal that runs around and does crazy, stupid and funny crimes. He farts in peoples faces and releases explosive diarrhea as he does crimes.
Me: EW! Man this has to be the most disgusting criminal I've ever heard about.
Nico: He sure is. Lets move!
We went to the city and we saw that it was all covered in a terrible fart gas mist.
Lana: (sniffs the air) Ah. The sweet smell of gas.
Eli: (Nasally) It smells like Limburger Cheese and Rotten Clams in Atlantic City!
Dudley: HEY! That's what I was about to say!
Me: That's funny.
Robo-Blaze: (summons Tronics) Tronics! Search the area. The first one to spot the Flatulence Fiend report to us.
Yamato: Good things Tronics can't smell.
They fanned out.
Me: Wonder what this freak looks like.
Leni: Maybe we should ask where he is.
Yin: That's a good idea.
Lynn: Uh only one problem.
We saw no one on the streets.
Shiv: Damn! The asshole probably scared everyone off!
Tony Jones: Or they're having lunch indoors.
Me: No Shiv is right.
We saw a newspaper and in big bold letters on the paper was "Flatulence Fiend On The Loose - Stay Indoors!"
Nico: Yep.
Astro Boy: Tony also might be right. They're probably having lunch while hiding indoors.
Laney: Lets see.
We saw that they were having lunch while staying inside.
Eddy: Let's keep our eyes peeled for anything suspicious.
Lucy: (appears behind him) There's nothing on my end.
Eddy let out a startled yell as a pipe organ played, took out his blaster, and started firing everywhere.
Otto Rocket: Dude, take it easy! It's just Lucy!
Eddy stopped!
Me: Geez!
Eddy: Sorry.
Kermit: Nothing but a lot of stink.
Lola: Can you and your fellow muppets even smell stenches?
Fozzie: I don't know but we don't know any Nose that does. Wokka wokka wokka!
Muppets: FOZZIE!
We saw that no one was out on the streets.
Electro: It's like a ghost town.
Dr. Nick: It almost reminds of those horror movies that most of the rescues take place in.
Me: Yeah it sure does.
Nicole: No kidding.
Dark just turned into Burnswamp.
Burnswamp: Since we're dealing with farts, Burnswamp will come in handy.
Jason Jenkins: (sniffs him) You know what? I'm perfectly happy smelling you then the smell of the Flatulence Fiend!
Me: Me too.
Dudley: I think we're getting close.
The stench was getting stronger and stronger and that meant he was right.
Then suddenly…
FFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRTTTTT!
We heard a loud wet toot and it was coming from a jewelry store and then out came a monster made of methane gas!
Eli Shane: I thought you said he was a bandit!
Nico: Well I didn't expect it to be a monster too! Plug your noses everyone! Lets get it!
Ripping Friends: IT'S RIPPING TIME!
We went and dogpiled onto the monster!
FART FART FART FART FART FART!
He pushed us off and then he fired a blast of fart gas from his butt.
FFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTT!
The monster tried to hit Lucky with gas but failed.
Lucky: Lucky! My helmet's not letting any farts in!
Nico: WOW! That's cool!
Eli: DOGPILE!
Eli jumped onto the creature and tackled it to the ground and he caught it!
Nico: ALL RIGHT!
We cheered for Eli!
Nico then farted in the Fart Monster's face and he vomited out poop.
Firefly: Alright. This fight's been funny. But now? It's time to end this.
Burnswamp shot his gas at the monster. Then he jumped back as Firefly shot his heat lasers at the gas.
The gas ignited into a raging fireball and burned the monster down and then the gas was gone and it revealed that it was a man in a HAZMAT Suit!
Nico: WHOA!
We had the Fart Fiend arrested.
Juni Cortez: You're going to jail for a VERY long time.
Me: First lets see who this flatulence monster really is.
I pulled off the mask and to my shock it was a man I thought that I was done with forever. It was my old enemy ROBERT BURGESS!
Me: (Gasp) Robert Burgess!?
Nico: Oh man you know him J.D.?
Me: Unfortunately yes. He's an old enemy of mine. We went to school together and he made my friends lives a living nightmare. He was the worst bully in my class. He tormented all of us and made us look like a bunch of morons! I got him expelled and sent to juvenile hall for severely hurting a kid.
Robert Burgess: I will kill you for ruining my life J.D.!
Me: You brought all that on yourself!
Brittany Gresh: You're the flatulence monster!?
Robert Burgess: That's right Brittany. I did it to get revenge on everything J.D. stood for!
Me: Because you don't give a flying fuck about anyone! You're a heartless psychopath!
Robert Burgess: I WILL GET YOU FOR THIS KNUDSON! I WILL GET YOU!
He was taken to prison and we blew the fart gas away.
Robert was sent to the Jupiter Prison for life. It was a crazy day for all of us.
THE END
Another awesome fanfic done.
This was an original chapter for me and it was a funny one. The first part was for the 2013 movie The Snowpiercer. Never saw that movie but it looked awesome. The second part was for Atomic Train and that movie from 1999 was awesome. NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Etstheclarencefan, Nflemingful and ninjakingofhearts all gave me the ideas for this. Thanks guys. The next girl is Cassie of Sailor Moon and me, Shanan and the Moltres Gene-Slammer are gonna save Lori from herself as she will be possessed by the Gemini Warriors and Cassie has a special surprise for her coming. Also we'll be in the world of the movie Altitude as well as destroy an Atmospheric Beast. The next chapter is also for the Anime, Kill La Kill and we're going to meet Ryuko Motoi's friends and go after Satsuki Kiryūin and we're going to save her from herself and kill her dark side.
See you all tomorrow.
