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A massive fiery explosion went off in the sky and beams of light and darkness fired from it and me and Bonnie the Dragonair Gene-Slammer came out. We were flying over Crater Lake in Oregon and it was a volcanic caldera that was turned into a lake hundreds of thousands of years ago.
Bonnie Terez: I really hope the next girl after this is another monster girl.
Bonnie concentrated and groaned as her body got longer.
Me: I hope so too.
Bonnie turned into DRAGONAIR!
Me: YEAH!
Bonnie landed in the lake and I was on top of her head.
Me: I hope I'm not too heavy for you.
Bonnie Dragonair: Not at all.
We were on going through the lake and it was a really ominous lake. But it was very familiar to me.
Me: Wow this lake gives me the creeps.
Bonnie Dragonair: Yeah it's spooky. But this is Crater Lake in Oregon. I've always wanted to see this place.
We then heard a strange and ferocious growl.
We looked behind us and we saw A PLESIOSAURUS!
Me: WHOA!
We got back and it was a REAL PLESIOSAURUS!
Me: WHOA! It's the Plesiosaurus from the 1977 movie The Crater Lake Monster!
In Crater Lake, Northern California, Dr. Richard Calkins is informed by his colleague Dan Turner that he and his girlfriend Susan Patterson have made an incredible discovery in a nearby cave system. The three head down and discover a system of cave drawings, including what appears to be a depiction of people fighting off a Plesiosaurus, thus providing evidence that dinosaurs existed at the same time as humans did. However, a flaming meteorite crashes into the lake just overhead, resulting in a cave-in that destroys the cave system and the drawings, while the three scientists are barely able to escape alive. The local sheriff, Steve Hanson, sees the meteorite crash and radios in the incident before continuing on his patrol.
Several months later, Sheriff Hanson meets with the three scientists to go search for the meteorite. Turner and Patterson dive down to the bottom of the lake, only to find out that the meteorite is still too hot to recover and has resulted in the entire lake becoming significantly warmer than before, rising to approximately ninety degrees. Somewhere else on the lake, a birdwatcher is setting up his equipment when the monster suddenly rises out of the water, moves onto the shore, and kills him.
Two friends, Arnie Chabot and Mitch Kowalski, running low on money, decide to start a boat rental service. Their first customer is U.S. senator Jack Fuller, who rents a rowboat for a quick fishing trip for $20. However, he is attacked and killed by the monster. Arnie and Mitch see the empty boat drifting in the middle of the lake and go out to retrieve it, finding only some large blood stains inside the boat. They bring the boat back to shore as evidence for the Sheriff. Then the sheriff finds many dead animals, and takes the case.
Some time later, a performer named Ross Conway and his wife Paula are on their way to a show when their car suddenly begins to break down. They stop at a gas station and learn from the mechanic that their car won't be repaired for several more days. The attendant tells them that the fastest method of transportation at this point is by boat across the lake. The couple heads down to Arnie and Mitch's dock to rent a motorboat for $25 and head out. While out on the lake, they are attacked by the monster, but manage to outrun it due to the boat's motor and run it aground. When the monster pursues them onto the shore, Ross empties the can of gasoline into the boat and sets it ablaze, fending off the monster.
Arnie and Mitch, as they walk away from renting the boat out to the couple, begin to argue about their boat-renting service. Mitch claims that he is tired of being bossed around by Arnie, and the two eventually fight. Their scuffle leads to the water, where the two discover the severed head of Fuller floating in the lake just as the Sheriff arrives. As he takes in the head for evidence, he orders them to stay away from the lake, and to not use any more boats. Realizing that the couple from earlier is still out there, Arnie and Mitch head out in another boat to search for them. They eventually discover the charred remains of the motorboat and the distraught couple, both too mortified to explain what happened to them. The couple is taken away in an ambulance, and the Sheriff issues a stern warning for Arnie and Mitch to not head back out onto the lake.
At the local diner, the sheriff spots a man who is wanted for armed robbery in the nearest town. During the crime, the clerk and another customer were killed. The sheriff pursues the suspect into the forest. After the suspect drives his car off a cliff and jumps out, the sheriff pursues him on foot. The chase eventually leads them down to the shore, where the Sheriff shoots the suspect in the knee, before stopping to hide behind a tree and reload his weapon. During the brief pause, the monster snatches the suspect, dragging him under the water. The sheriff does not hear the attack happen, but he discovers a large blood stain on a nearby rock. Meanwhile, Calkins's autopsy report comes in, and the coroner notifies the sheriff that the wounds were caused by an animal's teeth and that the attacking animal is not only of a significant size, but also lives in the lake.
When the sheriff returns the next day to the location where the robbery suspect went missing, he finds several massive footprints before the monster suddenly emerges. He fires all six shots in his revolver at it, before jumping into his car and driving away. He tells Calkins, Turner, and Patterson about the incident, and his description of the monster fits that of a plesiosaurus. While the three scientists are excited at the idea of a living dinosaur in the lake, the sheriff is determined to kill it before more lives are put at risk.
The sheriff, Calkins, Turner, and Patterson host a town meeting in the diner the next day, informing the town of the danger and what they plan to do to stop the monster. Arnie and Mitch ultimately take the scientists' side in favor of keeping the monster alive, saying it'll bring in a significant amount of money for the town. However, a man named Ferguson is attacked by the monster and barely manages to make it to safety inside the diner. The Sheriff, Turner, Patterson, Arnie, and Mitch all head outside to confront the monster, which is just outside the barricade of farming vehicles and a wall of hay bails. The Sheriff starts up a bulldozer, but Arnie attempts to stop him at gunpoint, saying that the monster must live. The Sheriff convinces him that nothing will stop the monster without killing it, and Arnie jumps in the back, shotgun at the ready. As the monster draws closer, Arnie panics and attempts to flee, only to be caught and killed by the monster. The Sheriff slams into the monster with the bulldozer, causing it to drop Arnie's corpse. When it reaches its head down to try to pick up Arnie's body again, the Sheriff drives the bulldozer forward and repeatedly slams into the monster's neck, finally killing it.
In the aftermath of the battle, the Sheriff, Calkins, Turner, Patterson, and Mitch all mourn Arnie's death, with Mitch vowing to continue the boat rental service that he and Arnie started, softly repeating "our boats...our boats."
Bonnie Dragonair: I remember that movie. It was scary.
Me: It sure was and it's amazing how a Plesiosaurus is here in this lake.
Bonnie Dragonair: A freshwater lake housing a dinosaur from millions of years ago. How scary.
Me: Yeah no kidding.
?: Let me help!
A girl with black hair and a revealing white dress came and it was Hestia.
Me: WHOA! You are beautiful.
Hestia: My name is Hestia. Honor to meet you J.D.
Me: Same here.
We went and tamed the Plesiosaurus and we beamed it to Paleozoic World and it was happy at home with its brethren.
Bonnie was human again. But naked.
Bonnie: (covers herself) Hestia, don't take this the wrong way. But before you join the team, we'll need to know your powers.
I gave Bonnie new clothes.
Hestia: I have light and dark powers and I can fly and I'm really hot myself.
Me: I can see that. RAWR!
We went back home to the World Tree Estate.
After taming the Plesiosaurus, Lincoln, me, Nico, Nicole, Eli, Lynn Loud, Lightning, and The Supernoobs were heading into the world of the 2013 movie After Earth, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the eleven girls who were sighted here, but we're also going to help Kitai Raige and Cypher Raige kill the Ursas and the S'krell, the alien race who sent the Ursas here to take over Nova Prime.
Lincoln: Wow, we're in the 2013 movie After Earth, and I think I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the eleven girls who were sighted here, but we're also going to help Kitai Raige kill the Ursas and kill the S'krell, who sent the Ursas to Nova Prime to take it over.
Me: That's right, big guy, and we're in for an epic battle.
Lightning: And I watched that movie long ago, it was amazing.
Lincoln 2: And I know about the S'krell, J.D. They're a race of ruthless aliens who conquer planets by sending in the Ursas, creatures that hunt down the inhabitants of the targeted planets by sensing the fear in their prey.
Nico: That's right, and the Saiyans had driven them off when they've tried to conquer Planet Vegeta. But, they're going to make a big mistake when they fight us, we've been conquering our fears, so the Ursas won't be able to sense us. But, we'll be the ones to sense them.
?: HELP!
Suddenly, Lincoln heard the sound of eleven girls calling for help. With his deep sapphire blue cyborg eyes and superhuman sight, along with sensing energy signals, he saw and heard where the call for help was coming from. He saw the eleven girls, along with Kitai Raige and his father, Cypher Raige, but they were surrounded by the Ursas, who are about to kill them.
Lincoln: There's the girls and Kitai Raige and his dad, Cypher Raige, but they've been surrounded by The Ursas, and they're about to kill them. Come on, let's get them.
We rushed over, and Lincoln transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu 500,000,000,000,000 Elemental Supercell Lightning Thunderbird Furious Hyperstorm of Justice, and he had fired powerful neon blue energy blasts with elemental forces orbiting in the neon blue cores at some of the Ursas, which killed them as they exploded with incredible power, and then, he unholstered his Sword of Taranis, and he'd slashed at more of the Ursas with incredible speed and power, cutting them down.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Elemental Voice of Justice) Now, you and your masters will pay for all those whose lives you've savagely ended. URSAS AND S'KRELL GENOCIDE BLAST!
Lincoln fired a massive volley of neon blue energy blasts, and they destroyed the Ursas who were here on Nova Prime, killing them all, and Lincoln fired another massive volley of neon blue energy blasts, which hits the S'krells who were on their ships, and not only were their ships destroyed, but every last S'krell was destroyed forever. We cheered wildly for what Lincoln did, as he holstered his Sword of Taranis, and powered down. We tended to Kitai and Cypher Raige, and Lincoln and Nicole went up to the eleven girls, and Lincoln recognized who they were.
The eleven girls here were Haruhi Suzumiya, Yuki Nagato, Mikuru Asahina, Tsuruya, and Ryouko Asakura from Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, Konata Izumi, Miyuki Takara, Kagami and Tsukasa Hiiragi, Yui Narumi, and Nanako Kuroi from Lucky Star.
Lincoln: Wow, it's Haruhi Suzumiya, Yuki Nagato, Mikuru Asahina, Tsuruya, Ryouko Asakura, Konata Izumi, Miyuki Takara, Kagami and Tsukasa Hiiragi, Yui Narumi, and Nanako Kuroi.
Nicole: From Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya and Lucky Star, awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Haruhi Suzumiya: We're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Haruhi Suzumiya and the other ten girls saw who it was that saved them from the Ursas, their faces lit up like red Christmas lights upon seeing the 7'0" tall, handsome, white-haired, bare-chested hunk with abnormally large and powerful muscles, eight-pack abs, a lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books on his right massive pec and surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, a Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon and in a circle are the other girls in Lincoln's harem with the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids, a deep sapphire blue kanji on his wider muscular back that said "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion of Lightning, Master of Lightning Storms and The Weather, Emissary of Hinon, Golden-Hearted Brother of 16 Siblings, and Golden-Hearted Lover, Father, and Husband", and he had deep sapphire blue eyes.
He had his Sword of Taranis holstered on his wider muscular back, his orange Crystal Saber holstered on his left hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, the Pisces constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck, weighted orange bands on his large biceps and thighs, deep sapphire blue eyes, larger blue angel wings surging with powerful super lightning and stars and blue nebulae reflecting on them, and he was dressed in an orange version of He Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts, long orange trenchcoat coattails with hanging silver lightning bolts, blue pants with gold lightning bolts on the thighs, and large white leather combat boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and armor on the toe area, silver Thunder Kanji earrings, a large silver Thunder Kanji necklace on his neck and across his permanently bare chest, his large fingerless black gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it, a large Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring on his left ring finger, a large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger, and he had eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs.
Haruhi Suzumiya: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.
Then, Lincoln made ten clones of himself, and they went up to the ten other girls, while Lincoln went up to Haruhi Suzumiya, who then picked her and the other ten girls up and they hugged them in their abnormally large and powerful muscular arms, and kissed them on the lips, which they've returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the necks of Lincoln and his clones. We cheered over the scene, and the girls in Lincoln's harem are going to like their new sisters to their future husband's harem.
Haruhi Suzumiya: (Seductively) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
We then got Kitai and Cypher Raige home to Nova Prime, which was then moved to our solar system. Now that the entire S'krell race and their pet weapons, The Ursas, rendered extinct, the universe was now safe from the terror of the S'krell and the Ursas.
After destroying the S'krell and the Ursas, we were heading off to meet Tyris Flare's friends, Kain Grinder, Chronos "Evil" Lait, Dora, Proud Cragger, Goah, Milan Flare, Sara Burn, Little Trix, Gilius Thunderhead, Alex, Ax Battler, and Sternblade. We got word that Death Adder has returned, but it'll save us the trouble of hunting him in the future, and it appears that Tyris Flare's world has merged with Earth when Lincoln rescued Tyris Flare from McWolf.
Lincoln: It's going to be great meeting your friends, Tyris.
Tyris Flare: You'll enjoy meeting them, Lincoln, they've helped me out on my adventures and against Death Adder.
Me: And we'll make sure that Death Adder never returns to torment anyone ever again.
We arrived at the location, and we were greeted by Tyris Flare's friends, Kain Grinder, Chronos "Evil" Lait, Dora, Proud Cragger, Goah, Milan Flare, Sara Burn, Little Trix, Gilius Thunderhead, Alex, Ax Battler, and Sternblade.
Kain Grinder: I'm glad that all of you have arrived, Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Me: That's right, Kain, and we're going to make sure that Death Adder never returns.
Milan Flare: And I'm glad that Tyris Flare is now a future fiancée of Lincoln Loud.
Me: That's right, and he's a man of his word, Milan.
Nico: Can you tell us about Death Adder before we get after him?
Tyris Flare: Of course, Nico.
Tyris Flare told us about the history of Death Adder, and we had to brace ourselves for what we're going to hear.
Death Adder
Death Adder (デスアダー DesuAdā, also written as DeathAdder and Death-Adder) is the main antagonist of the Golden Axe series, having multiple appearances throughout the games. A fearsome descendent of the evil giants that survived the battle against the gods many years ago, the serpentine Death Adder seeks nothing more than to conquer the world and rule as emperor.
He allegedly appears as the central antagonist of the first game (meaning the secondary antagonist who hides the main).
Story
Golden Axe
Many years before the game, Death Adder tricked the humans and took the Golden Axe, using its power and his army to conquer the land and starting an era of darkness, pillaging and destroying several places without mercy.
Six years after he destroyed the Firewood Kingdom, Death Adder imprisoned the royal family from the Southwood Kingdom. Upon learning of this, three heroes, all having lost someone close to them through Death Adder years ago, decided to stand against Death Adder's evil and vowed to put a stop to his reign of tyranny. They were Ax Battler the barbarian; whose mother had been killed by Death Adder's soldiers, Tyris Flare the amazon; who had lost both parents to the evil lord's legions, and Gilius Thunderhead the dwarf; whose only brother was slain by Death Adder's minions.
Together, they travelled the lands of Yuria, ridding the once peaceful land of Death Adder's influence and freeing the people from the slavery of his men. When they had reached the Southwood Castle, they infiltrated its walls and confronted the giant in battle. Death Adder is shown to be a snake able to call other snakes to form a human body. After his defeat, Death Adder perishes, putting an end to his reign of terror.
The way Death Adder dies varies between versions. In the arcade, he is knocked on the floor and releases his axe, which falls on him. In the PC Engine version, his body crumbles and the player's character kills the Death Adder snake. In the PlayStation 2 version his body starts releasing a green energy and he disappears, apparently succumbing due to the excess of power he used from the Golden Axe.
Golden Axe: The Revenge of Death Adder
Years later, when the land of Yuria was at peace again, Death Adder re-emerged from the darkness, along with his castle, spreading chaos and destruction across the land once more. This time, Death Adder wanted revenge on the warriors and the land. Four new heroes stood against Death Adder's forces and fought their way up to the evil giant's castle. When the heroes arrived at the castle, they infiltrated the defences by flying on the back of a dragon and landed upon to head of Death Adder's vast castle statue.
Death Adder appears with the Golden Axe and a large shield with a dragon head. The shield can release fireballs, flames, or lightning from its mouth, and will swallow Magic Pots if the player attempts to use magic. After taking several hits, the shield breaks and Death Adder can be hit with magic, but he will also use his own magic, charging energy and then punching the ground to unleash a wide shockwave.
After defeating Death Adder, the castle begins to crumble and the heroes take off on the back of the dragon. Death Adder ambushes the heroes by climbing atop the dragon's back and challenges them all once more. Weakened, Death Adder attempts to destroy the heroes by conjuring a huge spell, but is interrupted when Gilius strikes Death Adder in the head with his axe. Both Death Adder and Gilius fall from the dragon and Death Adder's spell causes a large explosion, engulfing them both.
Golden Axe: The Duel
Death Adder was believed dead after the battle with Gilius Thunderhead many years ago, yet rose again to stalk the land. Twice since then he has "died" only to return again from the other side. It is widely believed by the people that he is not a man, but an evil spirit.
Rumors that he will fight for the Golden Axe are causing panic throughout the lands. Should Death Adder gain the Golden Axe, the continent will face an age of horror and despair.
After Tyris Flare was finished, we were horrified by the actions of Death Adder.
Me: That tyrant.
Nico: He's just like Shao Khan and the other bloodthirsty and power-hungry tyrants that were killed by us. He's got to go, now.
Tyris Flare: Yes, let's head for his castle, and we can put an end to this nightmare once and for all.
Suddenly, a star seed went into Lincoln, and he had a sudden memory surge. In his subconscious, his head was on fire with neon blue flames and elemental forces.
Lincoln: Whoa, my head is on fire.
Lincoln 2: But, this time with Neon Blue Fire and elemental forces around it! I wonder why?
?: That was from me.
Then, a figure came out and it was another Lincoln, but he was 21 years old, 7'0" in height, and he was very muscular, thanks to all the countless battles he's fought, he had long white hair going down to the bottom of his neck, and tied up in a ponytail, and he had large and amazing neon blue angel wings.
Lincoln: Wow, you're another me.
Lincoln 3: That's right, my name is Lincoln 3, and like J.D. 4, I came from Universe 53 and I'm the second in command of The Alliance of Light.
Lincoln: That's incredible. J.D. told us yesterday he'd met his Alliance of Light self, who's the leader of The Alliance of Light and a powerful Saiyan.
Lincoln 2: We'd heard about the things you've done from J.D. 4 yesterday, and we were impressed by your deeds in battle.
Lincoln 3: Thank you, and I've seen your memories, Lincoln, and I'm proud of you.
Lincoln: Thank you.
Lincoln 3: You're welcome, and now, all my powers and moves are now yours too.
Lincoln then had all of his 3rd Self's powers merge with him, and he got an astronomically massive energy and power increase, as well as a massive power and experience and intelligence increase, which we sensed for ourselves. J.D. 4 sensed a familiar energy signal, and he knew just who it was that showed up when that star seed landed on Lincoln's head.
J.D. 4: Lincoln, is that you?
Lincoln 3: Yes, J.D., it's me. I've also showed up and merged with Lincoln when the star seed landed on his head.
Lincoln 3 explained everything to us, and when he was done, we were stunned and amazed by what we just heard.
Me: That's incredible. Now, our Alliance of Light selves have merged with us.
We headed for Death Adder's castle, and it looked like a fortress from the darkest depths of Hell.
Nico: So, that's Death Adder's castle, it definitely looks like a fortress from the darkest depths of Hell, scary.
Me: Right, Commander. But, we can't turn back.
Lincoln: That's right. Get ready, Death Adder. (Deep Sapphire Blue Eyes Turn Neon Deep Sapphire Blue) We're coming for you.
We then got inside Death Adder's castle, and when we got to the throne room, we saw Death Adder.
Death Adder: So, the famous Team Loud Phoenix Storm has arrived.
Me: That's right, Death Adder, and we've come to put an end to you once and for all.
Death Adder: We'll see about that!
Death Adder came charging after us, but we dodged him. Then, Lincoln powered up and transformed, and thanks to Lincoln 3 merging with him, his Super Angel-Ebonwu 500,000,000,000,000 form had upgraded, and Lincoln had ascended into SUPER ANGEL-EBONWU 750,000,000,000,000 ELEMENTAL SUPERCELL LIGHTNING THUNDERBIRD FURIOUS HYPERSTORM OF JUSTICE, and like me, he gained the power of a God, and Death Adder was in big trouble.
We were amazed by what happened to Lincoln, and we knew he was going to make that tyrant pay for his crimes.
Lincoln unholstered his Sword of Taranis, and he clashed with Death Adder, matching him blow for blow. Then, Lincoln gained the upper hand, and with a powerful swift swing, he'd slashed off Death Adder's arms, and he screamed in excruciating pain.
Death Adder: How...how can I be beaten? I am like a god.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Elemental Voice of Justice) You're no god, Death Adder, you are an arrogant, bloodthirsty, power-hungry tyrant who has caused so much death and destruction to so many, and I will put an end to your miserable life once and for all.
Lincoln ran his hand through his Sword of Taranis, and the 6'5" massive, wide, double-edged blade was glowing neon red. We found out that he and his sisters have poisonous blood, just like me, but instead of making a slit on their wrists, they run their hands over the blades of their weapons. Then, Lincoln slashed off Death Adder's head, and he exploded in a red tornado of energy, and his soul was destroyed forever. Lincoln powered down, as he holstered his Sword of Taranis for good.
We got out of the castle, and I got The Golden Axe which was in Death Adder's possession before Lincoln chopped off his arms. Then, Lincoln fired a powerful neon blue energy blast with elemental forces orbiting around the core at the castle, and as it exploded, the castle was reduced to rubble. We cheered wildly, we ended Death Adder's ambitions to conquer the world, and Tyris Flare's friends are now new members of the team.
Later we were watching TV and doing a home study group for school.
Eddy and Luan were studying on Eddy's bed and Ed was Flipping through channels on TV. Edd and Linka were both doing a lot of work. Suddeny the lights went out.
Me: Uh oh!
Elena: Who turned out the lights?!
Ed: [trying to change channels on his dead TV] "Seen it."
We looked down to the surface. The whole city's only source of light is the moons.
Edd: "It seems the entire city is without light. It's a power outage, guys."
Me: Weird. We haven't had one of these.
The lights came on.
Lincoln: I used my powers to activate the emergency generator.
Littlefoot: This must've been Mr. Mind's plan all along! To black out the entire city to make it vulnerable!
Me: No Littlefoot, it's probably just an electrical power surge.
Aylene C.: Yeah no need to get paranoid.
Littlefoot: Sorry.
Me: Lets go down to the surface and see what's going on.
We went down to the surface and saw that the whole city was totally dark.
Me: Wow. A citywide blackout is one of the creepiest I've seen.
Nico: Yeah.
Ed: [looking up from the comic] "Blackout?"
Eddy: "Okay. So, how about we all hold hands and whistle a song?"
Ed: [horrified] "Gang-ho!" [He grabs the flashlight and shines it on his face.] "This is the work of the Cannibal Underground Mole Mutants! They have sucked the surface world of its power!" [He checks the comic.] "And now will hunt us down for Sunday supper."
Edd: "Enchanting, Ed, but do you really believe underground mole mutants are responsible for this?"
Jimmy: "WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!"
[The kids, except Rolf and Kevin, run around in a panic.]
Rolf: [to Kevin] "We must use the doohickey of the whatchamacallit that creates light and entertainment."
Kevin: "You mean like, a generator?"
Rolf: "Is this a test?"
G1 Rampage: You guys need to calm down. All we have to do is find the source of the power and fix it. Simple.
Me: The Electrical Power Plant is all the way on the other side of town.
Eli: Yeah. And trying to find our way in the dark is like trying to find a needle in a haystack.
Nico: Good thing I brought plenty of flashlights.
Nico gave us all flashlights, headlights and lanterns.
Hestia: But if there are any mole mutants then we need to be ready for them.
Johnny Test: And I do know some mole men.
Ed: "It says, overripe bananas and day-old hot dog buns will make them go back from whence they came."
Eddy: "All this stuff's gold, Double D!"
Edd: "Gold? Don't tell me you would think of fanning these flames of paranoid fear, Eddy!"
Eddy: "Okay, I won't."
[Eddy runs off somewhere.]
[Eddy wheels a wagon full of hot dog buns and bananas to the center of the street.]
Eddy: "Step right up and get your mole mutant repellant!"
Me: What's with all the Hot Dog Buns and Bananas Eddy?
Edd: "Eddy, please! Refrain! Desist!"
Me: Double D, Trying to get Eddy to stop scamming people is like trying to ask God to make it stop raining.
Eddy: "One-stop shopping for all your cannibalistic mole mutant needs!"
Me: See?
Jimmy: "I'll take some bananas!"
Jonny: "Day-old hot dog for me!"
Nazz: "Over here, Eddy!"
[Eddy's pile shrinks as his jar fills with quarters.]
Me: Whoa! That sold out really fast.
Luan: Way to go Eddy!
Eddy: Want to get some jawbreakers tomorrow Luan?
Luan: You bet Eddy!
Maria: Eddy, how about we teleport that pile of money into your room so it doesn't get lost?
Eddy: Good thinking. Thanks Maria.
I snapped my fingers and teleported it to his room.
Me: There.
Jonny: "What's that, buddy?"
Jonny listened to Plank.
Jonny: "What plan?"
Plank had an idea.
Jonny: "I'll tell em, buddy. Hey! Everybody! Plank's got a brainstorm!"
[Ed casts the flashlight on Plank.]
Jonny: "Give it to 'em straight, buddy."
Me: Lets hear your plan Plank.
His plan was to flush ALL of our toilets at the same time and send the "Mole Mutants" into the ocean.
Telephone lines have been strung up between four houses: Jimmy's, Ed's, Nazz's, and Jonny's.]
Jonny: "Everybody in position?"
Nazz: [in her bathroom] "I guess so."
Sarah: [by her toilet] "Ready!"
Ed: [next to a toaster] "Death to the mole mutants!"
Me: In position Jonny!
Nico: Roger willko!
Eli: Ready!
Jimmy: [also in position] "I hope that hunk of wood knows what it's doing!"
Jonny: "Plank says on the count of three we all flush! Flush like you've never flushed before! One! Two! Three!" [The kids are poised.] "FLUSH!"
We FLUSHED LIKE THE WIND!
[Rolf is pinning Edd up from pipes.]
Edd: [grateful] "Bless you, Bless you Rolf. Curse Ed's overactive imagination. Honestly, he had everyone convinced that mole mutants swarmed–"
Rolf: "Kevin boy! No! Ay Yi Yi!" [Kevin is powering the generator. Rolf looks at it.] "Look what you're doing! We cannot power Rolf's picture box at baby! We must have good enough!"
Kevin: "Gotcha." [He pours on the steam as Rolf puts in a plug. Suddenly, the ground begins to rumble.]
Rolf: "Hello?"
[A huge wave, created by the simultaneous flush, rounds the corner and heads for them.]
Kevin: "Dude."
Rolf: "Duck."
Kevin: "You mean dude, man."
Rolf: "NO, Rolf means–"
[The wave slams into them.]
[On the surface world, manholes are beginning to shake.]
Jonny: "It's working, Plank!"
[Geysers of water and sludge erupt from the earth.]
Me: YEAH!
Ed: "Yeah!" [Eddy is blown up by one in the process. Ed tries to catch Eddy as he falls.] "I gotcha, Eddy!" [Ed misses Eddy completely] "I gotcha!"
[In another spot, Rolf and Kevin fall to earth, Kevin hitting the ground first.]
Rolf: "Wait." [He moves Kevin above him.] "Rolf falls first!" [The two immediately hit the ground. The kids gather around Kevin and Rolf, happy.]
Kevin: "All right, who's the wiseguy?"
Jonny: "It was Plank's idea! He saved the cul-de-sac from the mole mutants! Ha! He's a hero!"
[A streetlight comes on, spotlighting the gathering. The kids cheer. The rest of the street's power returns.]
The Power was back on!
Edd came out and he was a mess!
G1 Slug: Me Slug want to know cause of blackout in the first place!
Me: Well according to this it said it was a surge from the electric powered generator at the power plant. We better go check it out. But first, Rolf, Kevin, Double D, you three head into the estate and get cleaned up. You smell like rotten shit!
Nico: No kidding! P.U.!
Kevin: Yeah you're right.
Rolf: Thanks guys.
They did so and we went to the Power Plant. We arrived and saw the generator.
Eddy: There's the generator.
An electrical worker saw us.
Electrical Worker: Hey Team Loud Phoenix Storm! What are you all doing here this late?
Me: Sorry to come in like this sir but we had a huge blackout.
Electrical Worker: Yeah we found out that it was because of these guys.
He pulled out a tarp and in a cage was CANNIBAL MOLE MUTANTS!? WHAT THE FUCKING HELL!?
Me: Cannibal Mole Mutants!?
Nico: Ed was right!?
Vypra and Dark Spicer came out.
Vypra: Looks like you guys had a nasty power outage.
Me: You're not kidding Vypra. But we had no idea that Ed's wild imagination was actually right!
Eddy: Yeah no kidding!
We were shocked!
Later we were getting ready for our next mission.
Klaus: Nico, I hope you remember that it's your turn to lead today.
At that moment, Manaphy hiccuped.
Sirenoid: Oh no. Manaphy, do you have the hiccups?
Manaphy: Yeah! (HIC!) I sure (HIC!) do.
Me: Man I hate hiccups. They are no fun.
Nico: Yeah they drive people crazy.
Eli: They sure do.
Manaphy: (HIC!) What are (HIC!) Hiccups?
Me: They're involuntary contractions of the diaphragm.
Nico: Yeah and they drive you crazy.
May: Try sipping some water.
Manaphy had some water.
Manaphy: Thanks Ma… (HIC!)
Me: Whoa.
Then Trap Jaw, Number 7, Grodd, KGBeast, 2016 Morbucks, Whirlwind, Titanium Titan, Riddler, Titania, and Crimson Dynamo appeared.
Trap Jaw: Now that the lights are back on, can me, Number 7, Grodd, KGBeast, 2016 Morbucks, Whirlwind, Titanium Titan, Riddler, Titania, and Crimson Dynamo go with you guys?
Nico: You all sure can.
KGBeast: (Russian Accent) That was some power outage comrades.
Me: No kidding and I can't believe that Ed's comic was right about there being Cannibalistic Mole Mutants hiding in our sewer system.
Titania: That is too weird.
Riddler: Riddle me this: How come they didn't come after you or anyone in the city?
Nico: It's because of the lights of the tree. Lincoln activated the backup generator and the light from the Tree must've kept them underground.
Riddler: Smart thinking.
Nico: Yep. Now we're gonna go to Fairy Tail Guild. We haven't been there in a while so we might as well see what's up.
Me: No we sure haven't.
Nico: Lets go.
We went to Fairy Tail Guild.
We arrived at Fairy Tail Guild and it was hectic.
Totally Spies Alice: (to Natsu) Good to be home, huh?
Natsu: It sure is.
Nico: Wow just as great as ever.
I saw Cana drinking a barrel of beer and Mirajane was being her awesome Bartender self.
Erza then made her enforcer move.
Erza: ALL RIGHT EVERYONE LISTEN UP!
Everyone saw us.
Mirajane: Welcome back Erza and J.D. and everyone it's great to see you all again.
Me: Same here Mirajane.
Nico: Sorry we haven't been by in a while. Things have been really busy for us.
Mirajane: Boy I can tell.
Poromon: Can I have some beer?
2016 Morbucks: Figures you'd ask that.
Mirajane: Only if Nico says it's all right.
Nico: Poromon no beer.
Poromon: Aww.
I sat by Cana.
Cana: Well hey there big boy.
Me: How have you been Cana?
Cana: Drinking and learning magic.
I rested my back and head on her lap.
Me: You are just as beautiful as ever Cana. Same with Erza, Mirajane and everyone here.
Cana: Well thanks J.D.
Me: You're welcome gorgeous.
Retrax: Also, we've got good news! (takes out Jude Heartfilia's head)
May: Seriously?! His body's in the Warp but you kept the head?!
Retrax: Well what did you want me to do? Give them a dead corpse?
Nico: I'm amazed you still have that after its been 2 and a half years Retrax.
Retrax: Yeah it's crazy huh?
Mirajane: You really got rid of him! Wow!
Me: Yeah we sure did. What he was doing to Lucy was absolutely horrible.
Nico: Yeah you will not like it one bit. What he did to Lucy and Maria makes my blood boil.
Nico went over what happened in chapter 660.
Everyone in Fairy Tail and those that hadn't heard it were shocked.
Titanium Titan: He reappeared many months ago as well.
Me: Yeah and it's a really sore subject we don't like to talk about. But you all have a right to know. He partnered up with, (To Weiss) Sorry Weiss, He partnered up with Weiss's so-called father Jacques in an attempt to demoralize us.
I went over what happened in chapter 1297 and it was bad.
When I was finished everyone in Fairy Tail was infuriated!
Nico: Yeah no kidding.
Alister: The one thing they have in common is that they're both asshole fathers.
Nico: You got that right Alister.
Mirajane: (GROWLS) That makes me so angry! I hate people like that!
Eli: You and me both Mirajane! I hate those monsters with every fiber of my being.
Laney: I do too.
Me: What Jude did makes him nothing but a stupid coward.
Arixam: He shot me in the back.
Weiss: And Jacques lied to the whole city of Atlas on Remnant to try and turn everyone against Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Salem: It's true. What he did shows that he has no honor.
Me: No he doesn't.
Whirlwind: It's actually no surprise that they both teamed up with each other.
Nico: Yeah and in the end they got what was coming to them.
Girl Jordan: They sure did.
Princess Luna: What they did shows that they are worse monsters than anyone in Equestria.
Nico: You said it Princess Luna.
Mirajane: Thank goodness you all destroyed them.
Lucy Heartfilia: Yeah good riddance.
Natsu: You back off Grey!
Grey: Why don't you make me fire boy!
Me: Oh boy there they go again!
Fluttershy: Does that happen a lot with Natsu and Grey?
Lincoln: You have no idea Fluttershy. Natsu is a Fire Magic user and Grey is an Ice Magic user. Fire and Ice have been in a huge battle for a long time.
Me: Its been one of the biggest battles thats been around since the beginning of time.
J.D. 2: And a battle that happened between my ancestors and family that lasted for over 199 trillion years.
Me: Yep.
Snake Man: But enough about that. What have you guys been up to?
Gajeel Redfox: Trying to find jobs to do but it's not easy.
Nico: Earth is not the same as it is in Fiore.
Gajeel: That's true.
Mirajane then gasped as she saw Éclair.
Mirajane: Éclair!
Éclair: Good to see you again Mirajane.
Mirajane: Same to you. We thought you were dead when you burned up.
Me: Long story on that too. Lots of things have been happening to us since you all joined us.
Cana: I sure can see that.
Titania: Are one of your enemies active?
Erza: As a matter of fact yes.
Titania: Which one?
Mirajane: His name is Erigor.
Nico: I've heard about him. He's one of the Dark Mages that tried to destroy the entirety of the planet with the power of the Lullaby.
Mirajane: That's right.
Eli: What can you tell us about him?
Mirajane: It's not a pleasant history.
Mirajane told us about his history.
Erigor (in Japanese: エリゴール Erigōru) is one of the recurring antagonists in Fairy Tail, and the main antagonist of the Lullaby arc. He was the strongest member of the former Dark Guild Eisenwald and acted as its substitute leader in the absence of their imprisoned master. He became infamously known as the Death God (死神 Shinigami) due to being a Mage that only accepted assassination jobs. This epithet of him was supported by his weapon of choice, a scythe. Seven years later, Erigor escaped from imprisonment and became a member of the Reborn Oración Seis under the name of Grim Reaper (グリムリーパー Gurimu Rīpā).
He was voiced by Kōichi Tōchika in the Japanese version of the anime, and Jonathan Brooks in the English version.
Lullaby arc
Erigor orders his guild members to secure Lullaby, a Magic death flute, so he can kill all the Guild Masters during their meeting. Kageyama returns with the flute as Erigor takes over a train, after punishing Kageyama for alerting some "flies" of their motives. As Team Natsu find their way to Erigor, Erigor leaves and has his guild fight them in his place, while he prepares a Wind Wall to trap them in the train station. He has almost completed casting it when Erza Scarlet challenges him. Erigor quickly pushes her in the Wind Wall, trapping her inside before the fight can begin.
After resting for a while, Erigor heads towards the Guild Masters' location. However, he is stopped by Natsu who is being carried by Happy. As the two begin a battle of fire and wind, Erigor casts his Storm Mail spell which cancels all Fire Magic. After Happy taunts Natsu to give up, saying that they should leave defeating Erigor to Gray, Natsu goes into a mad rage and defeats Erigor because of his flames' power strengthening, as fire sucks oxygen away, neutralizing Erigor's Storm Mail Magic.
According to police reports, Erigor has escaped from prison unlike his other guild mates and hasn't been seen since.
Oración Seis arc (anime)
Erigor reappears as an ally of Oración Seis and blocks Natsu and Gray's path after they defeat all the members of N*** Mummy. Erigor states that he has gotten more powerful and has been waiting to fight Natsu again. They proceed to fight, but he is defeated shortly afterwards, being knocked unconscious. His clothes are later stolen from him by the revived Jellal.
Key of the Starry Sky arc (anime)
When the Infinity Clock is assembled, the Reborn Oración Seis are warped into the area, in front of the Fairy Tail members and the Legion Corps. Erigor, now calling himself Grim Reaper, appears along with Angel, Cobra, Midnight, Jackpot and Racer.
With his teammates, Grim Reaper raises his arm to implant the mark of the Oración Seis onto the Infinity Clock. Afterwards, an enraged Natsu uses his Fire Dragon Slayer Magic to attack them, but Grim Reaper easily repels it with his Wind Magic. He explains that the winds are not as gentle as they used to be, and speaks about how a storm is coming. Jackpot then reveals Grim Reaper's former identity to the Fairy Tail members, and after this Grim Reaper proceeds to fight off against Erza and Gray, easily defeating them. He regroups with his team and together, they leave the vicinity, after Angel uses her new Magic to defeat the others.
Some time later, he and his teammates discuss their goals concerning the Infinity Clock. Grim Reaper does not speak much other than to state the fact that a storm is coming, using it in relation to the topic. Much later, he and the rest of the Reborn Oración Seis wait near a church, which they destroy shortly afterwards. Soon after, many other churches fall to their attacks, increasing their notoriety around Fiore.
Later, in an unknown mountain pass, Wendy and Bickslow encounter Grim Reaper. Grim Reaper's lack of memory becomes evident as he doesn't remember being Erigor of Eisenwald. Wendy's attack is backfired by him, when he uses it to fly a herd of cows through the air. Bickslow pushes Wendy out of the way and is buried beneath the cows as Grim Reaper allows them to fall. Wendy begins healing an injured Bickslow despite his attempts to get her to leave. Even with the additional attacks coming directly from Erigor, she still refuses to budge. Wendy claims that she won't abandon her friend regardless of how bad the situation is, eventually healing most of Bickslow's wounds. At the same time, she unintentionally causes Erigor to experience memories of his past with Eisenwald, which starts to strain the Dark Mage. Wendy decides to heal him but Erigor tells her not to, using his Storm Magic against her. In turn, she uses a more healing-based Sky Dragon's Roar at him. Erigor winds up looking back at a younger version of himself and collapses to the ground, defeated. Bickslow confirms that an evil essence has fled from his soul and that Wendy was able to heal his heart.
Bickslow wakes Erigor up, who has regained his memories after Wendy healed him. Bickslow reminds Erigor of the fact that he was in prison and Erigor says that he had a hideous nightmare and after that he acted as Grim Reaper. Erigor says that he offered his memories in exchange for the Magic Power of mastery over weather phenomenon. He continues to say that forgetting everything was painful for him and it was the hardest thing he had ever been through, and for this he is grateful to Wendy for healing him.
When she was done we were shocked!
Me: Oh man! He's pure evil!
Nico: Yeah no kidding! And it looks like we're going to kill him.
Eli: Yep.
Quick Man: Before we plan Erigor's death, we have to take care of another problem.
Mirajane: What's that?
At that moment, Manaphy hiccuped.
Me: Oh yeah Manaphy has the hiccups.
Mirajane: I hate the hiccups.
Nico: No one likes them.
Carmen: I think I can help out.
Maria: You're not going to use the Get Help move are you?
Carmen: No sis. Watch.
Carmen went up to Manaphy and she turned into a ferocious fire monster with glowing red eyes and ferocious teeth and she roared like a Tyrannosaurus Rex and then Manaphy screamed in fright!
Carmen reverted back and then Manaphy didn't hiccup anymore! It worked!
Riddler: What scares the hiccups of Pokemon? Carmen just solved that riddle!
We laughed!
Nico: Yeah! Carmen where did you learn how to do that?
Carmen: I saw how Katie Kaboom did it on Animaniacs.
Nico: I had a feeling that's where you learned it.
Me: Katie Kaboom. Man she was a crazy teen.
Eli: She sure was. Hard to imagine she's dangerous as a teen and as a monster.
Grodd: Let me use my mind powers to find where Erigor is.
Nico: Go for it Grodd.
Grodd used his psychic powers to locate him and he was in a dark and scary forest in the abandoned Oracion Seis Guild Building.
Grodd: He's in the Abandoned Oracion Seis Guild Building.
Laney: I guess Fiore must've merged with Earth.
Nico: Yeah that could be it. Lets get everyone together. (Pulls out bugle and plays Reville and everyone gathered.) ATTEN-TION!
Everyone stood in attention.
Nico: ALL RIGHT MAGGOTS LISTEN UP! Our mission today is gonna be a dangerous one and we have a deadly target on our hands.
Nico pulled out a wanted poster and it was for Erigor.
Nico: This is our target: Erigor the Grim Reaper, one of the most dangerous Dark Mages ever to terrorize all of Fiore. Our mission is to kill him. And yes I am the leader for this mission because Team Loud Phoenix Storm has a new leadership system. I forgot to tell you all about that. Now I have only one rule here. Everyone does their job and no one quits. You don't do your job, you will be sent back to Team Loud Phoenix Storm World Tree Estate for the remainder of the mission. DO YOU GET ME!?
Everyone: WE GET YOU SIR!
Nico: Welcome to the Roughnecks.
Me: NICO'S ROUGHNECKS!
Everyone: (SPARTAN GRUNT)
Nico: At ease! We leave in 10 minutes. Gather everything you need for this mission. It's gonna be brutal. DISMISSED!
We were ready for anything.
In the dark forest we arrived at the abandoned Oracion Seis Dark Guild building.
Napalm Man: This must be the place.
We saw a horrifying abandoned building and it looked like no one was in it for years.
Nico: Yep the coordinates are rights.
Grodd: Erigor is DEFINITELY in there.
Nico: All right. Then we need to flush him out. Colonel go Wolf Moon and have fun with him.
Me: With pleasure Commander.
(THE WOLF AND THE MOON BY BRUNUHVILLE PLAYS)
Me: KIBAL! LETS HOWL!
I turned into Wolf Moon!
Me: Lets get it on! WOLF MOON STYLE NINJA ART: BLADES OF THE WOLF MOON FLAME!
I swung my scythe and fired blades of blue fire and they hit the Dark Guild building and burned it all over.
Nico: ENTRANCE POSITIONS!
We hid.
Erigor came out and he was enraged. Then…
KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion went off and a phoenix cry was heard and then spirits of evil technogeniuses swirled around it and then they converged and we came out.
Fisticuffs: Hope you don't mind. But we let ourselves in.
Erigor: Who are all of you?
Nico: We are your executioners. We are Team Loud Phoenix Storm and we came to kill you Erigor!
Me: You and the Dark Guilds have terrorized all of Fiore for far too long and now it's going to end with your death.
Erigor: So you are the famous J.D. Knudson. I've heard so much about you. Your head will make a nice addition to my trophy room.
Me: That scythe of yours will be perfect for Bonnie Terrez.
Erigor: Then come and take it. If you can.
Me: You want my head? Come and get it you death-worshipping motherfucking douchebag son of a fucking bitch!
Erigor then went at me and I kicked him in the face and he got up and flew into the air.
I flew after him and then went Super Angel-Ebonwu-Phoenix-Harmony Infinity Wolf Moon and we engaged in a massive and powerful brawl!
Sparks were flying all over the place and butning trees all over.
Me: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Moonlight Voice) YOU MAKE ME SICK ERIGOR!
POW!
I kicked him in the face and set him flying.
Crimson Dynamo: Have some of this! (Fires missiles at Erigor)
They hit him and exploded all over!
KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM! KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM! KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM! KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
Me: WOLF MOON STYLE NINJA ART: FIRESTORM OF THE JANUARY FULL MOON!
I fired a massive blast of blue fire from my hand and Erigor flew down and the fire burned the entire dead forest in a massive inferno of blue fire and then he flew up to me and I teleported and then slashed him in the back with my scythe and he had a nasty gaping slash wound on his back as he had blood dripping from it.
Xion: Don't leave me out!
Xion darts at Erigor and does a forward thrust with the Keyblade.
She stabbed him in the leg and she kicked him in the face and sent him back and Nico kicked him into the air.
Me: Try this one on! (Echoing) WOLF MOON HELIX!
I fired a massive blast of blue fire from my wings and it formed into a blue fire helix and it slammed into Erigor and exploded with incredible power!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
The explosion shook much of Fiore and sent him crashing into the burning wreckage of the Dark Guild building.
Nico: WHOA! That was incredible!
Laney: Wow!
Me: It's a variation of Zhuqiaomon's Blazing Helix attack. Except instead with Blue Fire.
Nico: Amazing!
KGbeast: My turn! (fires Cybernetic gun at Erigor)
He blasted him all over with Laser Blasts and burned him all over.
Me: And they call you The Grim Reaper. You are just a pathetic death-worshiping wannabee that can't even beat me.
Erigor then got SUPER MAD!
He growled and then screamed! He went at me and punched and kicked at me and I dodged his strikes and then I kicked him in the face and sent him crashing into a rock!
Troy: Let's keep up the assault, guys!
Megaforce Rangers: Legendary Ranger Mode: Mystic Force!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Mystic Force Rangers!
Erigor: THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING! I am The Grim Reaper! I have no equal!
I flew at him and then kicked him in the stomach with incredibly devastating force and then I kicked him in the back of the head!
Eli: Chew on this!
Eli then slashed off Erigor's arms and he screamed in excruciating pain and blood gushed from the stubs of his arms.
Tae Kwon Crow: Katana chop!
He slashed Erigor right in his chest!
Nico: You are just that pathetic Erigor. What a waste of our time. You are nowhere near as big a challenge as we thought.
Intress and Eximiar blasted and smashed and pulverized him all over.
Slug, Littlefoot, Rampage and Elena used the Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Slug's energy rifle, Littlefoot and Elena's powers and Rampage's Thermo Sword 100-fold.
G1 Slug and Littlefoot: JURASSIC LASER SUPERBLAST!
G1 Rampage and Elena: THUNDERSTRIKE THERMO BLADE DANCE!
Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Thunder Terror, Mistmane, Water Skylanders and Liquid Leni: JEWEL MAELSTROM BLAST!
They fired waves of lasers, fire, lightning, jewels, water and ice and energy.
Me, Titanium Titan, Natsu, Lucy, Erza, Juvia, Mirajane, Cana, Levy, Laxus, Mystic Force Rangers, Harry Potter and Eli: WOLF MOON MAGIC MEGABLAST!
We fired a massive blast of magic and elements.
Lincoln: NEBULA LIGHTNING STYLE: BARNARD'S LOOP NEBULA!
Cassandra Alexandra: NEBULA FIRE STYLE: BOOMERANG NEBULA!
Faye Valentine: NEBULA WATER STYLE: BUBBLE NEBULA!
Panty and Stocking Anarchy: NEBULA TWIN ELEMENT STYLE: BUBBLE NEBULA WITHING BARNARD'S GALAXY!
Scarlet (Space Dandy): NEBULA WIND STYLE: CALIFORNIA NNEBULA!
Xianghua: NEBULA WATER STYLE: CARINA NEBULA!
Fuu (Samurai Champloo): NEBULA NATURE STYLE: CAVE NEBULA!
Zola: NEBULA LIGHT STYLE: CORONA AUSTRALIS NEBULA!
Reiko: NEBULA DARK STYLE: CONE NEBULA!
Blaze Fielding: NEBULA FIRE STYLE: CRESCENT NEBULA!
Jolyne Kujo: NEBULA WATER STYLE: DOUBLE HELIX NEBULA!
Mine (Akame Ga Kill) NEBULA WIND STYLE: EAGLE NEBULA!
Hime: NEBULA EARTH STYLE: ELEPHANT'S TRUNK NEBULA!
Tyris Flare: NEBULA DARK STYLE: ETA CARINA NEBULA!
Mai: NEBULA FIRE STYLE: FLAME NEBULA!
Kyoko: NEBULA LIGHT STYLE: GUM NEBULA!
Misako: NEBULA DARK STYLE: HEART NEBULA!
Ajna: NEBULA EARTH STYLE: HOMUNCULUS NEBULA!
Shizuka Marikawa: NEBULA WATER STYLE: HORSEHEAD NEBULA!
Ulala: NEBULA WATER STYLE: LAGOON NEBULA!
Super Sonico: NEBULA LIGHTNING STYLE: NORTH AMERICA NEBULA!
Colette Brunel: NEBULA LIGHT STYLE: OMEGA NEBULA!
Solange: NEBULA WIND STYLE: ORION NEBULA!
Ryuko: NEBULA DARK STYLE: PISTOL NEBULA!
Perfula: NEBULA NATURE STYLE: ROSETTE NEBULA!
Entrapta: NEBULA LIGHTNING STYLE: RUNNING CHICKEN NEBULA!
Frosta: NEBULA ICE STYLE: SOUL NEBULA!
Jessica: NEBULA STING STYLE: TARANTULA NEBULA!
Tatsumaki: NEBULA WIND STYLE: TRIFID NEBULA!
Morrigan: (Scottish Accent) NEBULA DARK STYLE: WITCH HEAD NEBULA!
R. Mika: NEBULA STRENGTH STYLE: PACMAN NEBULA!
Hilda: (British Accent) NEBULA WIND STYLE: DE MAIRAN'S NEBULA!
Yuna: NEBULA WATER STYLE: MESSIER 78!
Akko: NEBULA MAGIC STYLE: GHOST HEAD NEBULA!
Shantae: NEBULA MAGIC STYLE: PENCIL NEBULA!
They fired waves of elements and they formed into said nebulae.
Lincoln and his harem: NEBULA FINAL SMASH: NEBULA HADOUKEN MEGA BARRAGE!
They fired a massive Hadouken Barrage powered by the nebulae throughout the universe which explodes on contact with Erigor. The blasts all hit Erigor and exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
The explosion knocked him down.
Number 7: Time for me to end this.
Nico: First is this.
Nico plunged his hand into Erigor's chest and ripped out his beating heart! Then Nico ate it and it was tasty.
Number 7 then fired a massive laser blast and obliterated Erigor in an instant. He was dead!
Nico: Good riddance.
I then went over and picked up Erigor's scythe and gave it to Bonnie. Erigor was banished to the Warp for all eternity.
Me: Figured you could use it better than Erigor could. And Dragonair has the power to control the weather so it's perfect for you Bonnie.
Bonnie Terrez: Wow! Thank you J.D.
Me: You're welcome.
Nico: That's it for Erigor. Great job everyone!
Eli: That was so awesome!
Nico: Yeah it was Lieutenant. Lets head to Lynn's Table and have our dinner and the Usual Battles to celebrate.
Me: Yes sir.
We went to Lynn's Table.
At Lynn's Table we were having Ulti-Meatum Burgers and Lynn-sagna. Then Ragdoll, Nergal, Griffin, Merman, Misty Tredwell, Hank Scorpio, Anti Wanda, Yenaldoshi, King Hiss, and Trumbipular appeared.
Nico: Ragdoll, Nergal, Griffin, Merman, Misty Tredwell, Hank Scorpio, Anti Wanda, Yenaldoshi, King Hiss, and Trumbipular.
Trumbipular: Hey guys.
Ragdoll: Another busy day?
William: Yep. You said it.
Nico: That's an understatement.
Nergal: It must've been nice fighting alongside the rest of Fairy Tail again.
Maria: It sure was.
Me: It was great.
Griffin: And you took out one of their enemies that had powers.
Me: We sure did and it was epic.
Merman: (to me) Heard you met a Plesiosaurus today.
Me: We sure did and it was in the world of the 1977 movie The Crater Lake Monster. That was a wicked movie from my dad's past.
Misty Tredwell: Honey, please tell me you didn't kill it.
Me: Don't worry we didn't. We gave it a good home in Paleozoic World and it's among its fellow brethren.
Misty Tredwell: That's a relief.
Me: Yeah thank goodness.
Misty Tredwell: We have a bunch of new recruits for you all to test your skills out.
A bunch of Figures came out and they were HUNTOR - One of Monkey's Enemies, THE LIPSYNCHER from Season 2 episode 19 of Mighty Morphin and ASTRONEMA from In Space!
Huntor
Huntor is a minor antagonist in Dexter's Laboratory and Samurai Jack. He is an intergalactic hunter who kidnapped Monkey to hunt him down in his private hunting ground.
He was voiced by the late Ed Gilbert in Dexter's Laboratory.
Huntor first appears in the Dexter's Laboratory episode "Huntor." He hires alien bounty hunters to capture Monkey and bring them to his home: a fortress next to a jungle that is housed within a force-field and rests atop an asteroid in space. Upon arrival, Huntor psyches out Monkey by posing as a head-mounted on the wall and then reveals himself to be alive, as well as "the greatest hunter in the universe". Huntor then explains that Monkey's reputation was well-known throughout the cosmos, and thus he wanted him to be his next hunt while showing his collection of heads he'd won off his previous adversaries, including other superheroes. When Monkey refuses his game, Huntor reveals that he had captured Agent Honeydew and the Commander and strung them over some ravenous alien bugs, threatening to drop them in if Monkey does not accept his challenge, leaving the simian with no other choice.
Huntor then launches Monkey into his jungle to be hunted. Monkey attempts to return to the fortress to save his friends, but Huntor stands in his way atop his mount, an elephant-like alien named Snorkdro, with several weapons in hand, and taunts Monkey to make the first move. After Monkey is defeated with devices made to counteract his powers, he is forced on the run, with Huntor giving chase on Snorkdro. Huntor tries to find him with his Monkey Emission Sensor (or MES), but loses him, making him throw the device at the ground, breaking it, and then moves along to find Monkey.
Seeing that his powers weren't going to help him fight Huntor, Monkey decides to rely on his natural skills and the environment around him. After gathering weapons and setting traps, he then makes a battle-cry that attracts Huntor to his direction. Huntor attempts to use his guns, but Monkey destroys them with a coconut and a yam respectively, making Huntor mad. He tries to pull out his pistol, but then Monkey then throws an alien mouse, scaring Snorkdro and causing Huntor to fall off and get buried in his own weapons. Further enraged, Huntor pulls out his biggest weapon and begins chasing Monkey on foot, swearing to have his head. After Monkey destroys the big gun with a log trap, Huntor gets even madder and lunges at Monkey, who steps away and lets Huntor get caught in a snare-trap that throws him into several tree branches and then the ground, making him dizzy and fall into a pit trap. He gets his shirt ripped off by one of the stakes in the pit trap, but manages to break his fall by clinging onto another one, only to get bitten on the butt by alien eels from the water below. This makes him jump and land near his fortress.
The exhausted Huntor is then captured by Monkey, who resumes using his powers again now that Huntor was disarmed. However, Huntor activates the self-destruct sequence that will destroy the entire asteroid within thirty seconds. As Monkey goes to free his friends, Huntor attempts to get to his escape ship but is recaptured by Monkey. The whole asteroid blows up, but Monkey was able to save his friends, the other animals, and Huntor from the explosion. Along the way back to Earth, Monkey drops Huntor on a passing planet, leaving him stranded. While on the planet, Huntor is then found by two giant alien hillbillies who decide to hunt him, forcing "the greatest hunter in the universe" on the run and dooming him to an ironic fate.
Samurai Jack
Huntor makes a cameo appearance in "Episode VIII: Jack versus Mad Jack" along with his mount Snorkdro, who appears to be replaced with a robot facsimile (assuming the original was in fact a real creature). His gun also appears different from the dozens of weapons he wields in Dexter's Laboratory.
In the episode, Huntor is one of the very many bounty hunters attempting to collect the bounty on Jack's head placed by Aku. His first attempt involved shooting energy beams from his gun while riding Snorkdro. However, the beams are easily deflected by Jack's sword, one of which hitting him and knocking him to the ground. He then whistles, which commands Snorkdro to trample Jack, but the samurai simply raises his sword and slices Snorkdro's belly open, causing the robot to explode. Seeing how dangerous the samurai is, Huntor becomes scared of him, making a cat-like noise and running off much like he did at the end of the Dexter's Laboratory episode.
Huntor first appears in the Dexter's Laboratory episode "Huntor." He hires alien bounty hunters to capture Monkey and bring them to his home: a fortress next to a jungle that is housed within a force-field and rests atop an asteroid in space. Upon arrival, Huntor psyches out Monkey by posing as a head-mounted on the wall and then reveals himself to be alive, as well as "the greatest hunter in the universe". Huntor then explains that Monkey's reputation was well-known throughout the cosmos, and thus he wanted him to be his next hunt while showing his collection of heads he'd won off his previous adversaries, including other superheroes. When Monkey refuses his game, Huntor reveals that he had captured Agent Honeydew and the Commander and strung them over some ravenous alien bugs, threatening to drop them in if Monkey does not accept his challenge, leaving the simian with no other choice.
Huntor then launches Monkey into his jungle to be hunted. Monkey attempts to return to the fortress to save his friends, but Huntor stands in his way atop his mount, an elephant-like alien named Snorkdro, with several weapons in hand, and taunts Monkey to make the first move. After Monkey is defeated with devices made to counteract his powers, he is forced on the run, with Huntor giving chase on Snorkdro. Huntor tries to find him with his Monkey Emission Sensor (or MES), but loses him, making him throw the device at the ground, breaking it, and then moves along to find Monkey.
Seeing that his powers weren't going to help him fight Huntor, Monkey decides to rely on his natural skills and the environment around him. After gathering weapons and setting traps, he then makes a battle-cry that attracts Huntor to his direction. Huntor attempts to use his guns, but Monkey destroys them with a coconut and a yam respectively, making Huntor mad. He tries to pull out his pistol, but then Monkey then throws an alien mouse, scaring Snorkdro and causing Huntor to fall off and get buried in his own weapons. Further enraged, Huntor pulls out his biggest weapon and begins chasing Monkey on foot, swearing to have his head. After Monkey destroys the big gun with a log trap, Huntor gets even madder and lunges at Monkey, who steps away and lets Huntor get caught in a snare-trap that throws him into several tree branches and then the ground, making him dizzy and fall into a pit trap. He gets his shirt ripped off by one of the stakes in the pit trap, but manages to break his fall by clinging onto another one, only to get bitten on the butt by alien eels from the water below. This makes him jump and land near his fortress.
The exhausted Huntor is then captured by Monkey, who resumes using his powers again now that Huntor was disarmed. However, Huntor activates the self-destruct sequence that will destroy the entire asteroid within thirty seconds. As Monkey goes to free his friends, Huntor attempts to get to his escape ship but is recaptured by Monkey. The whole asteroid blows up, but Monkey was able to save his friends, the other animals, and Huntor from the explosion. Along the way back to Earth, Monkey drops Huntor on a passing planet, leaving him stranded. While on the planet, Huntor is then found by two giant alien hillbillies who decide to hunt him, forcing "the greatest hunter in the universe" on the run and dooming him to an ironic fate.
Samurai Jack
Huntor makes a cameo appearance in "Episode VIII: Jack versus Mad Jack" along with his mount Snorkdro, who appears to be replaced with a robot facsimile (assuming the original was in fact a real creature). His gun also appears different from the dozens of weapons he wields in Dexter's Laboratory.
In the episode, Huntor is one of the very many bounty hunters attempting to collect the bounty on Jack's head placed by Aku. His first attempt involved shooting energy beams from his gun while riding Snorkdro. However, the beams are easily deflected by Jack's sword, one of which hitting him and knocking him to the ground. He then whistles, which commands Snorkdro to trample Jack, but the samurai simply raises his sword and slices Snorkdro's belly open, causing the robot to explode. Seeing how dangerous the samurai is, Huntor becomes scared of him, making a cat-like noise and running off much like he did at the end of the Dexter's Laboratory episode.
Lipsyncher
When Tommy and Kimberly decided to go on their first date, Lord Zedd decided that this would be a good time to mess with their personal lives. Since Tommy had recently rejoined the team as the White Ranger, Zedd decided that two heads were better than one and would create two monsters in a combined assault. During a date montage, he sent down the Putty Patrol to meddle in their affairs and they stole Kimberly's mother. After Pursehead froze Tommy and Kimberly in place, Zedd created Lipsyncher from the "Siren Song Red" lipstick that was formally contained within the purse that became Pursehead. Lipsyncher's mission was to aid Pursehead in battle against the remaining Power Rangers by destroying the four that were not frozen. Lipsyncher used a sword resembling a pair of lips in battle and could fire powerful sound-waves. Upon being created, she was happy and upbeat and wanted to find the Power Rangers although she just wanted to do so in order to destroy them utterly.
To draw them out, Lipsyncher went to Angel Grove Park where she obliterated a statue duplicate of The Thinker which finally set off the alarm at the Command Center. With Zack going to help his two frozen comrades and both Billy and Trini working to undo Pursehead's freeze ray, Jason was forced to fight her alone for the time being. He appeared but the monster easily threw him to the ground with her vocals but he then summoned his Power Sword and scarred her face, enraging her. Wanting her to shut up, Zedd enlarged her and she cackled maniacally so Jason deployed his Red Dragon Thunderzord which blasted her with fire but she ran right through the explosions so it turned into Warrior Mode. Lipsyncher mocked it by proclaiming her superiority before she unleashed a sonic wave from her sword. The said wave disabled the Zord and made it hold its head before Lipsyncher slid forward and laid a beatdown on it. After several moments of a sustained beating, the Red Dragon grabbed her by the arms and broke it although she promptly delivered another beat-down. After twelve slashes, the Red Dragon Thunderzord finally went down but she picked it up again by the neck and knocked it out for the count with a strike from the butt of her sword.
Even after Pursehead's demise, Zedd was confident that the "lipstick monster" was so powerful that she could destroy them and reduce the Power Rangers "to multi-colored specks of power dust" before proclaiming premature victory. However, before Lipsyncher could finish Jason off, the other Rangers arrived in the other Thunderzords and confronted Lipsyncher, much to her shock. First to fight was the Unicorn Thunderzord which rose boulders out of the ground and pelted her with them, one crashing down on her right foot and making her hop around in pain. The Griffin Thunderzord then raced forth and she tries to destroy it with her sonic waves but it was unfazed and shot her with fireballs whilst the Firebird Thunderzord fired an energy tornado which knocked her flat. After that barrage gave her time for a breath, Jason recovered in his Zord and jumped into the air whilst the other Rangers formed the Thunderzord Assault Team. Lipsyncher then blasted the formation with her musical notes but it was completely unfazed and rolled through the explosions. Unlike most monsters, she began to panic when the Red Dragon Thunderzord came at her and finished her off with an airborne variant of its staff finishing attack which slashed into her chest fatally and made her spin. As it landed and stopped spinning its staff, Lipsyncher fell on her side and exploded. After she was destroyed, Lipsyncher reverted back to her lipstick form as she was being banished to the Shadow World.
Astronema
Astronema is the chief lieutenant of Dark Specter within the United Alliance of Evil and the main antagonist of Power Rangers in Space. She was originally Karone, sister of the Red Space Ranger Andros, until she was abducted by Dark Specter and conditioned to be one of his servants. She also served as a love interest for Zhane.
After turning good, she later became the Pink Ranger in Power Rangers Lost Galaxy taking Kendrix's place following Kendrix's death.
She was portrayed by Melody Perkins.
Astronema was originally Karone, a little girl living on the space colony of KO-35 and grew up very attached to her brother, Andros. However one day, when they were playing with a toy sphere, the sphere went away and her brother went after it, when Darkonda kidnapped her. Despite Karone's screams for help, the bounty hunter took her away and handed her over to Ecliptor and Dark Specter, who began molding her into Astronema. Ecliptor became a fatherly figure for her and trained her to become a powerful dark warrioress. As her memories of her early life faded, she was told that the Power Rangers destroyed her family. After competing with and defeating other warriors, Astronema was trained with dark magic and eventually awarded the powerful Wrath Staff. She eventually gained control of the Dark Fortress and an army of the robot soldiers, Quantrons. Astronema roamed the universe conquering or destroying anyone who would not serve her or Dark Specter. Along the way she encountered a great warrior who possessed the Armor Keys, which would call on powerful armor, but before he could bring the keys together, Astronema turned him to stone.
In Space
Astronema later attended the meeting of the United Alliance of Evil on the Cimmerian Planet where she was introduced to the other villains. She was the one that discovered the Red Space Ranger spying on the meeting and was sent after him after he escaped. After more Rangers joined him, Astronema decided to attack the Earth again and again so as to prevent the Rangers from searching for Zordon. After Zhane, the Silver Ranger, was awakened from his cryo chamber, he and Astronema started a brief relationship but it ended badly due to their constant lies to each other (though they were actually truths).
Astronema later discovered the truth about herself, but she denied it at first. However she eventually sided with Andros and helped him to find Zordon, but was later captured by a cybernetically brainwashed Ecliptor, who condemned her to the same fate. But this reprogramming made her too evil and she became determined to overthrow Dark Specter. It was during this time that Astronema created the powerful Psycho Rangers, homicidal and evil counterparts to the Rangers that she designed to kill them as well as drain Dark Specter's powers.
After the Grand Monarch of Evil initiated the final invasion of the universe, Astronema acted as his field commander. When Dark Specter was destroyed by Darkonda, she usurped him and became the Queen of Evil. Later when Andros infiltrated her ship, Astronema confronted him, but was struck by an energy bolt he deflected back at her. After Zordon's energy tube was shattered, unleashing an energy wave that got rid of all of the villains, Astronema was revived as Karone.
Lost Galaxy
Later, after the first Pink Galaxy Ranger was killed because of Psycho Pink and her Quasar Saber fell into the hands of evil on Onyx, Karone donned the guise of Astronema to get it back. After she threatened to destroy everyone if it was not given to her, the auctioneer quickly handed over the Quasar Saber. However Trakeena arrived and revealed her deception, forcing her to make a run for it, but Karone would become the new Pink Galaxy Ranger shortly afterwards. She later sought out the power of the warrior she had turned to stone so as to help Leo defeat Trakeena. After facing Astronema in battle, Karone conquered her inner demons and gained the keys needed to activate the power.
Me: Huntor!
Andros: Astronema!
Tommy Oliver: And Lipsyncher!
Lipsyncher: Been a while rangers!
Me: I remember you Lipsyncher. You were one of the two monsters that crashed Tommy and Kim's date! And Astronema, I remember you all too well. You were Andros' sister that was brainwashed by the Dark Spector.
Astronema: That's right J.D. You are very sharp with that memory of yours.
Me: Never missed an episode. And Huntor its been a while. We had a run-in with a bounty hunter robot lookalike of you when we were the Brave 12.
Huntor: (Australian Accent) That is a very interesting coincidence mate. I'm amazed you met a robot like me.
Me: It was a crazy and awesome adventure.
?: (Slurred Speech) Well isn't this (HIC) nice!
Another figure came out and it was a new villain. It was TINA LEVITO THE DRUNK MAIDEN!
Tina Levito is an OC Villain that I made up and she is a MASSIVE RAGING ALCOHOLIC! She drinks practically her own weight in beer and alcohol and she is a dangerous supervillain when she is drunk and she is completely unpredictable and has done so many petty crimes and more. She has done so much that not even the most skilled of villains would pale in comparison to her. She has the villain name The Drunk Maiden.
Laney: Who is she?
Nergal: This is Tina Levito and she likes being drunk when she does her crimes.
Nico: Oh boy. Looks like you guys are gonna have a lot of problems with her.
Naruto: Yeah.
Mirajane: I'll face the Drunk Maiden.
Cana: I'll face Lipsyncher.
Hestia: And I'll face Huntor.
?: And I'll face Astronema.
A figure came out and it was Princess Hisui.
Lucy H.: Princess Hisui!
Hisui: Good to see you Lucy. It's an honor to meet you J.D. and Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Me: Same to you your highness.
Hisui: You don't have to use formalities. Just call me Hisui.
Me: Sorry. Force of habit.
?: Don't start without me!
Another figure came out and it was PURSEHEAD from Episode 19 of Mighty Morphin!
Tommy Oliver: Pursehead!
Me: I remember you too! You and Lipsyncher crashed Tommy and Kim's date.
Pursehead: Good memory J.D.
?: We will destroy you all for killing The Joker!
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbing around my legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, and the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs were glowing, and that means big trouble was coming.
Nico: Uh oh, I think I know those voices from anywhere.
We saw what was coming this way, it was a massive army of Jokerz, the street gang of punks who dare to carry on the legacy of Batman's most dangerous foe, The Joker.
Me: Jokerz, and from the look of the army, it's a really massive one.
Lincoln: They must've found out that we Super Hakaied The Joker, and because of that, they're now out for revenge on us.
Jokerz Thug: You punks murdered The Joker and put so many of our boys in prison, and now, you will all die!
Nico: The Joker was nothing more than a homicidal monster who killed people because he thought it was funny. He was nothing but an unrepentant monster who deserved to be a forgotten memory, but you punks are continuing on his legacy, so, you brought this on yourself.
Me: That's right you fucking clown ripoff artists.
Twilight Sparkle: Lincoln, do you think you can tell the new recruits about The Jokerz?
Lincoln: You got it, Twilight.
Lincoln proceeded to tell the new recruits about The Jokerz, the ruthless street gang of punks from Neo Gotham City, and the de-facto carriers of The Joker's legacy of madness.
Jokerz
The Jokerz are a large street gang of punks 40 years in the future of the DCAU that take their inspiration from the Joker, Batman's onetime archnemesis. They tend to dress in clownish costumes and makeup as did their namesake, but have none of the style or humor of the original. They are based in Gotham City.
Appearances
In the animated series Batman Beyond, Batman battled different versions of the gang on several occasions. In a Justice League Unlimited episode the member Ghoul stated that there are 9,453 active Jokerz that are divided into approximately 200 separate groups (It's unlikely that Chronos affected the large amount considering that he only hired one gang of the Jokerz). There are three known such versions. The first is led by a vandal dressed as the Joker. Those were the Jokerz that Derek Powers' henchman Mr. Fixx incriminated for the murder of Terry McGinnis' father in "Rebirth", the two-part pilot of the animated series. Their leader is J-Man, who dresses in a style similar to the Joker and voiced by DCAU creator Bruce Timm.
A second group of Jokerz appeared in the episode "Hidden Agenda", led by a Jokerz member named Terminal, a top-tier student at Hamilton Hill High and a would-be killer of rival candidate for valedictorian Max Gibson. Max's search to determine who is after her leads her to find out Terry's secret life as Batman.
In the direct-to-video feature Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker, a third group, including Harley Quinn's twin granddaughters, was actually led by the revived Joker himself, who was using Tim Drake's body. This third group was defeated, and the host seemingly freed from the Joker's influence.
The last appearance of the Jokerz was in the Justice League Unlimited episode "The Once and Future Thing, Part 2." In this episode, the group of Jokerz from Return of the Joker are shown to be working for a time-traveling villain called David Clinton, known in the comics as the Atom's archnemesis, Chronos. This team of Jokerz has been enhanced with super-powers and/or cybernetic enhancements that Clinton pulled from the future, and Bonk, who was murdered by the Joker in Return of the Joker, is part of the group. This group of Jokerz has killed most of the Justice League of that time, leaving only Static, Warhawk, that timeline's Batman, and an elderly Bruce Wayne. The present-day Batman, Green Lantern (John Stewart) and Wonder Woman chase Clinton to this future, and were able stop Clinton and undo the damage he did to the timestream, erasing all of the events of the episode.
Lincoln was done, the new recruits were horrified to know about the crimes of The Jokerz gang, and they were continuing on the legacy of The Joker.
Buster Bunny: As if The Joker wasn't bad enough, but to find out that there's a gang continuing on The Joker's legacy of homicidal madness.
Ace Bunny: That clown's left quite a dark shadow on Gotham City. But, that dark shadow faded away into darkness after we Super Hakaied The Joker. Now, we've got to deal with these clowns from Neo Gotham City.
Tech E Coyote: And we hated that homicidal insane clown for everything he's done, especially what he did to Harley Quinn before Luan saved her.
Bugs Bunny: If we joined the team long ago, we would've made sure The Joker suffered badly for all those people he's murdered.
Danger Duck: When we heard about how many people that clown's murdered, we were horrified. The Joker is truly nothing more than evil incarnate, who truly deserves to die.
Pinkie Pie: I've had it with those punks to last a lifetime.
Suddenly, Pinkie Pie's eyes had turned neon light blue and she was surrounded by a pink aura with balloons, as she unholstered her Sword of Laughter, and as she approached the massive army of Jokerz, she left behind balloons, pink flames and pink energy, and confetti with every step.
Pinkie Pie: You Jokerz just can't leave us alone, can you? You continue to bring havoc and chaos, and continue on The Joker's legacy of madness. But, this time, I will bring that dark legacy to an end once and for all.
Suddenly, Pinkie Pie was surrounded by a massive vortex of pink energy with balloons and confetti floating around the vortex, and there was a light blue phoenix inside the pink vortex. Then, as soon as the vortex faded, Pinkie Pie emerged, but she was changed forever.
(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)
Pinkie Pie had grown up to 6'0" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she had neon light blue eyes and a pink energy aura with balloons and confetti, the blade of her Sword of Laughter grew longer, growing up to 6'5" in length and the black handle grew a little longer. Pinkie Pie has a Pony with a balloon emblazoned on her forehead, and she had on pony earrings with the Laugher Kanji in its hooves, her Amulet of Tech had a pony pendant with the Laugher Kanji in its hooves. Pinkie Pie had large pink angel wings, she had on her Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with pink gems on her wrists and Belt of Elemental Bravery with large pink gem for the belt buckle, her Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her right hip, and Crystal Saber holstered on her left hip. Pinkie Pie had on a sleeveless pink blouse with stars and a light blue phoenix, a pink blouse with stars, purple pants, pink leather combat boots, and a sleeveless pink trenchcoat with balloons and confetti and a pony on the back. There was a kanji on the back in yellow that said, "Pinkie Pie, Princess of The Tech Skylanders, Fun-Loving Member of The Mane 9, Emissary of Laugher, Loving Wife of Lincoln Loud, and Amazing Party Planner."
ピンキーパイ、テックスカイランダーズのプリンセス、たてがみ9の楽しいメンバー、笑いの使者、リンカーンラウドの愛する妻、そして素晴らしいパーティープランナー
Pinkie Pie was transformed into SUPER ANGEL 500,000,000,000 CONFETTI TECH PONY ANGEL OF LAUGHTER!
We were amazed by Pinkie Pie's transformation, and Lincoln was blushing when he saw Pinkie Pie's transformation.
Nico: Whoa, Pinkie Pie's transformed, and now, she's going to let those braindead thugs have it.
Me: Now they're going to face off against a true master of laughter and comedy. If it was the Joker she would make that bad monster suffer bad.
Nico: When some of us finish the usual battles, we'll get some popcorn and chairs to sit on, so we can watch the show. This is going to be good, and I know Lincoln's going to join the show.
Lincoln: Wow, Pinkie Pie, you look incredible. How do you feel?
Pinkie Pie: (Divine Echoing Celestial Voice of Laugher) I feel incredible, Linky. Now, I'm going to let those unfunny, brain-dead thugs have it.
Pursehead: I have an idea to freeze all of those Jokerz over there.
Maria: How are you going to do that?
Pursehead: With my compact mirror.
Pursehead froze the Jokerz with his mirror.
Nico: NICE!
Another figure came out and it was BISK!
Nico: Bisk!
Bisk: Pleasure to meet you Nico. Just don't eat me.
Me: I don't think you would taste very good.
Clawful: I'll face you Bisk.
Nico: Now that's everyone. Lets get it on!
We got the battles underway.
Battle 1: War Machine, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Marble Pie, Featherweight, Somnambula, Tech Skylanders, Steel Lynn, Dino Tricera, Iron Man, Edd, Nazz, Kevin, Cameron, Ren Krawler and Klaus Von Herzon VS Ragdoll
Ragdoll was first.
Ragdoll: (to War Machine) Erigor is probably the first Fairy Tail villain you've killed that has powers.
War Machine: Yes he is and he was one of the most vile scumbags ever.
Pinkie Pie: And a big time party pooper. He needed to be destroyed.
Maud Pie: (Monotonously) What he was doing was absolutely horrible.
Marble Pie: Yeah it was and he needed to die.
Featherweight: Yep. He was a monster.
Somnambula: (Egyptian Accent) He had it coming for all of his crimes in full.
Sprocket: You're darn right he did. What a monster.
Steel Lynn: Yeah and J.D. and all of us made sure he paid for his crimes.
Dino Tricera: You got that right. That jerkball had it coming to him.
Edd: And justice caught up to him.
Kevin: What a dork!
Ragdoll: You said it. Lets do it!
Dino Tricera: DINO TRICERA! POWER OF THE ANCIENTS! TRICERA SPEARS OF JADE! BEAUTIFUL! THID DINO KNIGHT IS READY!
They fired waves of balloons, gears, lightning and metal and smashed him down.
War Machine: WOO HOO!
Pinkie Pie: BEST USUAL BATTLE EVER!
Battle 2: Blake, Fluttershy, Tree Hugger, Tornado Bolt, Mage Meadowbrook, Life Skylanders, Plant Lola, Dino Rhamph, Team R.W.B.Y., Totally Spies Timmy and Totally Spies Alice VS Nergal
Nergal was next.
Nergal: (to Blake) It's fitting that Erigor's scythe should go to the girl who helped J.D. out in the rescue this morning.
Blake: You got that right Nergal and Bonnie and J.D. did a great job together today.
Fluttershy: And the scythe fits perfectly for Bonnie because of her power to control the weather.
Tree Hugger: Far out dudes. It's groovy for Bonnie.
Tornado Bolt: You said it and Erigor's powers were weather control too.
Mage Meadowbrook: Yeah they sure were and it was amazing and strong.
Stealth Elf: But now they are in much more deserving hands.
Plant Lola: You got that right.
Dino Rhamph: Bonnie is more fitting for Erigor's powers and scythe. She will use them for good.
Ruby Rose: You got that right.
Yang: Yep.
Nergal: Most agreed. Lets do it!
Dino Rhamph: DINO RHAMPH! POWER OF THE ANCIENTS! RHAMPH LIFE FORCE SWORD! DINO KNIGHT READY!
They fired waves of leaves, flowers, grass and elements and smashed him down.
Blake: ALL RIGHT!
Fluttershy: That was fun.
Battle 3: Jimmy Neutron, Twilight Sparkle, Luster Dawn, Princess Cadance, Flurry Heart, Star Swirl the Bearded, Magic Skylanders, Crystal Laney, Dino Tyranno, Carl, Sheen, Cindy, Libby, Cicadacon and Retrax VS Johnny Horton A.K.A. Griffin (Marvel)
Griffin was next.
Griffin: (to Jimmy) Do you remember the first time you guys met the Fairy Tail Guild?
Jimmy: We sure do and that was the time we went to Australia to take down McLeach.
Twilight Sparkle: Wow! I remember hearing about that. That was some adventure.
Luster Dawn: It sure was and it's amazing that each guild member has amazing powers.
Princess Cadance: I think it's really cool how they have their own unique abilities.
Flurry Heart: I do too. Levy, Mirajane, Juvia and Cana all have amazing skills.
Star Swirl: They sure do and it's really cool.
Spyro: You got that right.
Crystal Laney: I think it's really something.
Dino Tyranno: You're not kidding there.
Carl: As long as we don't get hit by them.
Sheen: YEAH! But it would be cool if I got turned into Ultra Lord!
Cindy: Sheen not now.
Griffin: That would be cool. Lets do it!
Dino Tyranno: DINO TYRANNO! POWER OF THE ANCIENTS! SILVER SWORD! DINO KNIGHT READY! LETS DO IT!
Cicadacon: This is gonna be so awesome. Cicadacon, TERRORIZE!
He transformed!
Retrax: I'm always up for some fun. Retrax, TERRORIZE!
He transformed too!
They fired waves of elements, magic and energy and smashed him down.
Jimmy: A success!
Twilight Sparkle: That was amazing!
Battle 4: Yumi Ishiyama, Princess Celestia, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Light Lily, Dino Brachio, Jeremie, Aelita, Ulrich, Odd, William, Sissi, Alister and Rafael VS Merman
Merman was next.
Merman: (to Yumi) It must be nice fighting alongside the complete Fairy Tail Guild again.
Yumi: It sure is and it's amazing that everyone there has so many amazing powers and abilities.
Princess Celestia: It sure is and I didn't know Fiore had so many amazing mages.
Amber Morning: (Coos in agreement)
Spotlight: They are really amazing to learn from. Éclair is now a member of Fairy Tail too.
Light Lily showed that Éclair's guild mark is now on her left shoulder.
Dino Brachio: Éclair now has a Fairy Tail Guild Mark on her left shoulder now.
Jeremie: It's great that she's now part of Fairy Tail.
Aelita: After everything that happened to her over the course of 400 years she deserves to have a family like Fairy Tail.
Ulrich: You'll get no argument from me there.
Odd: Same here and it's great she is with all of Fairy Tail.
William: It sure is.
Sissi: I think she has amazing talents for Fairy Tail.
Merman: I'm glad you all think so. Lets do it!
Dino Brachio: DINO BRACHIO! POWER OF THE ANCIENTS! AXE OF VALOR! DINO KNIGHT READY!
They fired waves of darkness and light and energy and smashed him down.
Yumi: ALL RIGHT!
Princess Celestia: That was so fun!
Battle 5: Persephone, Princess Luna, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Ink Rose, Moonlight Raven, Dark Skylanders, Shadow Lucy, Dino Stego, Brittney, Lucy Loud, Haiku, Bertrand, Dante, Morpheus, Boris, Acid Man and Snake Man VS Misty Tredwell
Misty Tredwell was next.
Misty Tredwell: (to Persephone) Who did J.D. recruit for the harem this time?
Persephone: Her name is Hestia and she is a Goddess.
Princess Luna: She is a most beautiful girl. J.D. and Bonnie met her in the world of the 1977 movie The Crater Lake Monster.
Snowdrop: That was a crazy movie from J.D.'s dad's past and it was about a real plesiosaurus that was terrorizing a small town outside of Crater Lake in Oregon.
Gari: You should've seen it Misty. It was a freaky experience.
Ink Rose: But it was amazing how a creature like that from millions of years ago was able to be there.
Moonlight Raven: It sure was. But thank goodness that J.D., Bonnie and Hestia were able to tame it.
Blackout: We brought it to Paleozoic World and it's now with its Plesiosaurus family.
Shadow Lucy: It's really cool to see one there.
Dino Stego: Yeah it sure is. Kendrix of the Dino Charge Rangers thinks so too.
Lucy Loud: I agree with you there on that.
Brittney: The poor creature was just scared and confused and just wanted to be with others of his kind.
Haiku: That's right.
Misty Tredwell: Well it's good that it can be with others of its kind. Lets do it!
Dino Stego: DINO STEGO! POWER OF THE ANCIENTS! STEGO SKELETAL REVOLUTION! DINO KNIGHT READY!
They fired waves of darkness and smashed her down.
Persephone: Take that!
Princess Luna: A true victory of the night!
Battle 6: Sophie Casterwill, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Thunder Terror, Mistmane, Water Skylanders, Liquid Leni, Dino Ichthy, Dante, Zhalia, Lok, Crash Man and Quick Man VS Hank Scorpio
Hank Scorpio was next.
Hank Scorpio: (to Sophie) Hestia would definitely get along with both Lucy and Luan.
Sophie Casterwill: (British Accent) I think she would too. But she also has a really funny habit of drinking too much like Lady Hokage and Poromon.
Rarity: Indeed she does darling. We saw her drinking all the beer at Fairy Tail Guild and she was drunk as all get out.
Sweetie Belle: Yeah it was funny and crazy.
Thunder Terror: She was so drunk that she was dancing on a table in nothing but her underwear.
Mistmane: J.D. said he didn't mind her in her underwear.
Gill Grunt: It was funny but silly. Hestia had a nasty headache.
Liquid Leni: It totes hurt her but we're gonna have to watch her to make sure she doesn't go overboard like that again.
Dino Ichthy: I agree there Leni. But that was funny.
Dante Vale: It sure was funny.
Lok: It sure was.
Zhalia: I thought so too.
Hank Scorpio: Glad you all like Hestia. Lets do it!
Dino Ichthy: DINO ICHTHY! POWER OF THE ANCIENTS! TRIDENT OF THE TIDES! DINO KNIGHT READY!
Lok: AWAKEN! LEGENDARY TITAN OF SUMMONS, QUETZALCOATL!
In a flash of blue light came Quetzalcoatl, the Legendary Titan of Summons!
Sophie: RISE! LEGENDARY TITAN OF REBIRTH, PHOENIX!
In a vortex of fire came Phoenix, The Legendary Titan of Rebirth!
Dante Vale: MANIFEST! LEGENDARY TITAN OF DIMENSIONS, UMBRA THE SHADOW JAGUAR!
In a vortex of darkness came Umbra the Shadow Jaguar, The Legendary Titan of Dimensions!
Zhalia: MAKE THEM TREMBLE! KING BASILISK!
She summoned King Basilisk!
They fired waves of elements, jewels, lightning, water and ice and smashed him down.
Sophie: That was amazing!
Rarity: Rapture darling that was grand!
Battle 7: Loni, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Trixie, Juniper Montage, Clover the Clever, Undead Skylanders, Lightning Lisa, Dino Mammoth, Leni, Ed, Napalm Man and Crystal Man VS Anti-Wanda
Anti-Wanda was next.
Anti-Wanda: (to Loni) I didn't think Pokemon could get hiccups at all!
Loni: Me neither!
Starlight Glimmer: Yeah that was crazy! I didn't know that Pokemon could get hiccups either.
Cozy Glow: Yeah hiccups are not fun.
Trixie: They drive you crazy.
Juniper Montage: Yeah they sure do.
Clover the Clever: Involuntary spasms of the diaphragm are not fun.
Hex: They drive people nuts.
Lightning Lisa: They most sure do and it's not a pleasant sight or sensation.
Dino Mammoth: Yeah everyone gets them and it's not fun.
Anti-Wanda: No it isn't.
Leni: Yeah they are not fun.
Ed: Whenever superheroes get hiccups it sends them flying back like the recoil of a shotgun.
Anti-Wanda: That is crazy. Lets do it!
Dino Mammoth: DINO MAMMOTH! POWER OF THE ANCIENTS! MAMMOTH TUSKS OF VIGOR! DINO KNIGHT READY!
They fired waves of magic, gravity, bones and energy and smashed her down.
Loni: That was totes fun!
Starlight Glimmer: Yeah that was awesome!
Trixie: An amazing victory for The Great and Powerful Trixie!
Battle 8: Seto Kaiba, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Magma Gloom, Flash Magnus, Air Skylanders, Air Lincoln, Dino Ptera, Kisara, Mokuba, Brawl & Chain and Fisticuffs VS The Yenaldooshi
The Yenaldooshi was next.
Yenaldooshi: (to Kaiba) Personally, I would've used my howl to get rid of Manaphy's hiccups.
Seto Kaiba: Your opinion is noted but Carmen's method was much better and amazing.
Rainbow Dash: It sure was. What she did to help Manaphy was awesome!
Scootaloo: Yeah it sure was. I thought it was cool how she can turn into a monster like that.
Magma Gloom: Yeah it was! And also Katie Kaboom is a funny character on Animaniacs. But what she is doing shows that she has serious problems.
Flash Magnus: Yeah her parents think it's a phase because of the natural cycle of a teenager but I think there's more to it than that.
Whirlwind: The way she acts reminds me so much of The Incredible Hulk.
Air Lincoln: But she explodes like an atomic bomb whenever she gets mad.
Dino Ptera: She sure does and it's funny but scary.
Yenaldooshi: I agree with you all there. I saw Katie Kaboom on TV and while it is a darn shame she was booted off after 25 years there was something really wrong with her.
Mokuba: I agree too. What happens to her is weird but strange.
Kisara: It's like a Jekyll and Hyde sort of thing.
Yenaldooshi: Yeah it sure is. Lets do it!
Dino Ptera: DINO PTERA! POWER OF THE ANCIENTS! PTERA BRISTLED BOOMERANG! DINO KNIGHT READY!
Seto Kaiba: I summon my almighty BLUE-EYES WHITE DRAGON!
He summoned his trademark Blue-Eyes White Dragon!
They fired waves if wind and energy and lightning.
Kaiba: BLUE-EYES attack with WHITE LIGHTNING!
Blue-Eyes White Dragon fired a blast of white energy and the blasts all hit Yenaldooshi and smashed him down.
Seto Kaiba: That was a game!
Rainbow Dash: That was AWESOME!
Battle 9: Leni, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Frozen Fright, Rockhoof, Earth Skylanders, Stone Luna, Dino Styraco, Ed, Patrick, Billy, Stimpy, Karai and Xion VS King Hiss.
King Hiss was next.
King Hiss: (to Leni) Didn't the Eds have a blackout in Peach Creek before?
Leni: They sure did and it wasn't caused by Mole Mutants.
Applejack: Yeah it usually is caused by power glitches.
Apple Bloom: But it was really crazy how the power outage was caused by Mole Mutants.
Frozen Fright: Yeah it was really freaky! Who would have thought that Ed's comic book would tell us about what caused this power outage?
Rockhoof: (Scottish Accent) Aye it was sure scary lads.
Flashwing: No kidding. Strange too how the kids of Peach Creek went through something crazy like this.
Stone Luna: It was sure crazy dudes.
Dino Styraco: You are not kidding there and it was weird how Ed's comic proved to be 100% right.
King Hiss: No kidding. Well done Ed.
Ed: Polly want a cracker! (Barks like a seal)
Eddy: (Offscreen) SHUT UP ED!
Billy and Stimpy were picking their noses.
King Hiss: Funny. Lets do it!
Dino Styraco: DINO STYRACO! POWER OF THE ANCIENTS! STYRACO SWORD OF STEALTH! DINO KNIGHT READY!
They fired waves of gravity, earth, rock and apples and smashed him down!
Leni: That was totes fun!
Applejack: YEEHAW! That was great!
Battle 10: She-Hulk, Sunset Shimmer, Pepperdance, Cayenne, Firecracker Burst, Wallflower, Pip-Squeak, Gusty the Great, Fire Skylanders, Fire Lori, Dino Sabre, Tigra, Red She-Hulk, Tae Kwon Crow and Chomp Chest VS Trumbipular
Trumbipular was next.
Trumbipular: (to She Hulk) Why didn't you guys come to our place when the power went out? We would've gladly let you guys crash with us.
She-Hulk: We appreciate that but we had an emergency backup generator for the tree that was powered by Lincoln's lightning and it was really handy.
Sunset Shimmer: Smart thinking on Lincoln's part to install that for us.
Pepperdance: (Cajun Accent) Ooowee! It sure was and Lincoln used this method several times before with the Kids Next Door and Muriel's house.
Cayenne: That was very well thought out.
Firecracker Burst: Yeah it sure was.
Wallflower: Genius to say the least.
Pip-Squeak: (British Accent) It sure was and it was well thought out.
Gusty: It sure was. I think so too.
Sunburn: Very well done.
Fire Lori: That's literally my brother. The Man with The Plan.
Dino Sabre: Lincoln sure came through. But what really shocked me was that we had mole mutants in the sewers.
Tigra: Yeah no kidding. Thank goodness the light from the tree kept them underground or people would have died.
Red She-Hulk: You got that right.
Trumbipular: Thank goodness. Lets do it!
Dino Sabre: DINO SABRE! POWER OF THE ANCIENTS! SABRE WAILING WHIP! DINO KNIGHT READY!
They fired waves of fire and energy and smashed him down.
She-Hulk: ROCK ON!
Sunset Shimmer: That was amazing!
Battle 11: Mighty Morphin Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Gene-Slammers, Nico, Ice Luan, Lana, Lola, Laney, Lisa, Lucy and Lily VS Pursehead.
Pursehead was next.
Nico: This is gonna be good.
Pursehead groaned.
Pursehead: Man this safe is REALLY heavy.
Nico: Let me open it for you.
Nico teleported and opened it and in it was a massive collection of swords.
Nico: WHOA! Look at these swords.
Pursehead: They are called the Swords of the DNA Spliceteam.
The Swords of The DNA Spliceteam, they're a massive collection of swords with the symbol of The DNA Splice Team etched on the 6'5" massive, double-edged, wide blades and on the blades were DNA Helixes, angel wings for the crossguards, large gems for the hilts, longer black handles, and large sphere pommels with surrounding gems. Once in hand, they'll get a massive power and energy increase.
Nico: Wow! These are perfect for all the DNA Spliceteam. And we'll find more members so more swords will appear.
Nico teleported and gave the swords to them.
Nico: Lets get him!
Tommy Oliver: IT'S MORPHIN TIME!
THUNDERCLAP!
Tommy: TIGERZORD!
Zach: MASTODON!
Kimberly: PTERODACTYL!
Billy: TRICERATOPS!
Trini: SABER-TOOTH TIGER!
Jason: TYRANNOSAURUS!
They transformed!
All: POWER RANGERS!
KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready for action!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! MIGHTY MORPHIN!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Mighty Morphin Rangers too.
Nico: Lets get him!
Rangers: POWER CANNON!
They summoned the Power Cannon and charged it up.
Nico: FIRE!
They fired waves of energy and elements and they hit Pursehead and he exploded!
KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Nico: YEAH! Pursehead you have failed this world!
Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a super mega win!
Battle 12: Hestia VS Huntor
Huntor was next.
Hestia: I am so looking forward to this!
Huntor: Me too mate. Now lets it on!
He pulled out a blaster and he fired it and she dodged the blasts and fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Battle 13: Sea VS Bluto
Bluto was next.
Bluto: Boy this was a great adventure.
Sea: You said it Bluto. This was an epic adventure.
Bluto: Glad you liked it. I know I did. Lets do it!
Sea then punched and pulverized Bluto all over the place and smashed him down.
Battle 14: Mirajane VS The Drunk Maiden
The Drunk Maiden was next.
Mirajane: I think you had enough to drink.
The Drunk Maiden: (Slurred Speech) You don't tell me what to (HIC) do you bitch! Come here you!
She swung a punch at her and Mirajane dodged it and she kicked her down.
Battle 15: Cana VS Lipsyncher
Lipsyncher was next.
Cana: Cards VS Makeup. This is gonna be really interesting.
Lipsyncher: It sure will. Shall we dance?
Cana: Lets shall.
Cana fired waves of cards and they hit Lipsyncher and smashed her down.
Battle 16: Princess Hisui VS Astronema
Astronema was next.
Astronema: This is gonna be fun.
Hisui: Yes it sure will. I am always up for some fun.
Astronema: Lets do it!
Hisui fired waves of energy and smashed Astronema down.
Battle 17: Clawful VS Bisk
Bisk was next.
Clawful: Awesome to fight a fellow lobster.
Bisk: Same here. This will be fun. Lets do it!
Clawful snapped at him and smashed him down with a powerful kick.
Battle 18: Pinkie Pie and Lincoln VS Jokerz
The Jokerz were next.
Lincoln: Let me help out too.
Lincoln transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu 750,000,000,000 Elemental Supercell Lightning Thunderbird Furious Hyperstorm of Justice, and unholstered his Sword of Taranis.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Elemental Voice of Justice) Mind if I join the show, Pinkie?
Pinkie Pie: Of course, Linky.
Lincoln and Pinkie Pie went after the massive army of Jokerz, who went charging in like mad, filled with rage against us when we Super Hakaied The Joker. Lincoln and Pinkie Pie fired powerful blasts of neon blue and neon pink energy at them, which'd exploded with incredible power, and killed some of them. Then, Lincoln and Pinkie Pie threw pies which had Pinkie Pie's confetti bombs inside them, and they exploded, covering them in pie filling and confetti, but as soon as they shook off the pie filling and confetti off, they saw they had energy blasts in the form of cartoon bombs, which exploded and killed them.
Then, Lincoln and Pinkie Pie fired energy blasts which took on the form of huge stink bombs, which'd exploded and covered another group of Jokerz in a massive stink cloud, and they died thanks to the stinky gas. We had gas masks on and we laughed hysterically at their prank attacks.
Me: (Laughing Hysterically) Oh man, that was so hilarious. They must've picked up those pranks from Bugs Bunny and the Looney Tunes.
Nico: (Laughing Hysterically) It sure looks like it, but, they're just getting started, Colonel.
Then, Lincoln snapped his fingers and summoned an army of animals. Then, Pinkie Pie cracked her fingers like Jonny 2x4, and that startled the animals.
LOUD CRUNCH!
Everyone: UH OH!
Ed: WHAT A PEST!
Edd: That's disgusting.
Then, Pinkie Pie spins around and contorts her body, and that's what set the animals off, and they'd stampeded towards the Jokerz.
All: STAMPEDE!
The animals stampeded towards the Jokerz, and as soon as the animals were gone, most of them are already badly mangled.
Pinkie Pie: Shall we end those cretins, Linky?
Lincoln: Yep, it's time for the grand finale.
Pinkie Pie and Lincoln prepared their final attack to finish off the army of Jokerz.
Pinkie Pie and Lincoln: COMEDY STYLE NINJA ART: COMEDIC HIJINKS LEGACY RASENSHURIKEN!
Pinkie Pie and Lincoln formed a massive Rasenshuriken made of pink energy, and inside orbiting the core are a legacy of comedic hijinks performed by the most hilarious toons of all time, especially by those who are already on the team. They also infused Super Hakai energy into it, as there was traces of purple around it. Pinkie Pie and Lincoln threw it, and as it hits the army of Jokerz, it exploded with incredible power, and Super Hakaied them. We dealt a massive blow to them, but there's bound to be more of them out there.
Pinkie Pie powered down and her eyes changed back, but her new body, clothes, angel wings, jewelry, and weapons were permanent. Lincoln also powered down and holstered his Sword of Taranis and as he picked her up, they shared a hug and a kiss as we cheered wildly for them.
The battles were done.
Hank Scorpio: (to Bonnie) You're gonna do great with Erigor's scythe, Bonnie.
Bonnie Terrez: I sure will.
Anti-Wanda: It's better in your hands then Erigor's.
Yenaldooshi: He's not gonna need it now that he's in the Warp.
Me: You got that right.
King Hiss: Now, what do you guys say we get something to eat?
Trumbipular: Just hope there's no blackout this time.
Me: There won't be now that the sewers and the electric power plant are mole mutant free.
Johnny Test: Thank goodness they weren't like the mole men that me and Dukey know.
Laney: That was freaky.
Me: It sure was.
Titanium Titan: (To the viewers) This was an awesome adventure and it was funny how Pinkie and Lincoln took down the Jokerz and made sure that they all paid for their crimes. But there are more adventures yet to come.
Me: Yep.
We went back home and went to sleep.
THE END
Another awesome chapter done.
Erigor of Fairy Tail was one of the worst monsters I've seen in that anime and it was terrible how he is that evil. Thank goodness he's now dead. The first part of the chapter is for the awesome 1977 movie The Crater Lake Monster and that was a freaky movie. A plesiosaurus in Crater Lake would be a really strange sight to see. The second part was for the 2013 movie After Earth and that was a really freaky and strange movie. I thought it was cool how Will Smith and his son were both in it. NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Nflemingful, Etstheclarencefan, Drako1234658 and ninjakingofhearts all gave me the ideas for this. Thanks guys. The next girl is gonna be a Nureonago named Naomi and she will have a Mismagius Gene-Slammer with her named Laniya Lindsborgh. Me and the Darkrai gene-slammer are gonna meet them in the world of the 1982 movie Poltergeist and we're going to save them and the Freeling family from The Beast. And then get ready for an awesome and epic and explosive battle as we go back to the world of G-Gundam and not only are we gonna walk around and look at some of the Cities in Space but we're also going into battle against Ulube Ishikawa who is back from the dead and out for revenge. He is now The Dark Gundam in human form and he will have all the powers of ALL the people he killed and more.
See you all tomorrow.
