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A massive fiery explosion went off in the sky and a phoenix cry was heard as the scary spirits of the 4 seasons appeared. Spring, Summer, Fall and Winter appeared and they were monster spirits and then they converged and then me and Kira appeared. On the outskirts of Gotham Royal York we were at an amazing and beautiful mansion.
Me: I didn't know the next rescue would be close to home.
Kira Tsuki: (Japanese Accent) Me neither.
We arrived at a beautiful mansion.
Kira Tsuki: A mansion? Good thing we did the entrance outside.
Kira concentrated and groaned as she grew wings.
Me: It's a really awesome and nice mansion. Whoever lives in it must be worth a fortune.
Kira turned into VENOMOTH!
We went into the mansion and it was a really nice mansion.
Me: Wow. What a nice mansion.
I was holding on to Kira's clothes.
Kira Venomoth: Wow.
Me: Wait a second. This is the mansion of the late Edna Cramdilly. We're in the mansion of Catscratch!
The series revolves around a trio of anthropomorphic feline brothers. After their wealthy owner Edna Cramdilly died, she left her riches to them, along with a menacing, oversized monster truck named Gear and a dignified butler named Hovis. The program commonly chronicles their wealthy lifestyles and action-packed, sometimes paranormal experiences. Other characters include the sweet young neighbor girl, Kimberly, with whom Gordon is obsessed, and the cats' competitive rivals the Chumpy Chump Brothers.
Kira Venomoth: Wow! I haven't seen that show in a long time.
Me: Me neither and that must mean we're here to meet Gordan, Waffles and Mr. Blik.
Kira Venomoth: Yep.
It was a really awesome mansion and we met Hovis the butler and Kimberly.
?: We can help you guys out.
We saw a Werebat and a Seviper.
Me: Whoa a Werebat and a Seviper.
Kirato: I'm Kirato and yes I'm a werebat.
Seviper: (Hindu Accent) My name is Ekantika Venkatanarasimharajuvaripeta.
Me: Whoa that's a long name. Pleasure to meet you both.
Kimberly (Catscratch): It's a pleasure.
Kirato: Same here.
We then met Gordon, Waffles and Mr. Blik.
Gordon: (Scottish Accent) Wow! J.D. Knudson of Team Loud Phoenix Storm! It's an honor to meet you lad.
Waffles: I love all your adventures and they are great.
Mr. Blik: They sure are. You guys are our heroes.
Me: I'm honored. And it's awesome to meet you guys too. It's amazing how you all are able to live in such an awesome mansion like this.
Waffles: It sure is.
Gordon: Our mansion is nowhere near as nice as yours.
Me: Well we don't brag about our fortune and rub it in peoples faces. It's not right. We may be filthy rich but we don't do that.
Mr. Blink: That's good you don't.
I told Hovis and the cat brothers to cover their eyes and I put on my blind man glasses and Ekantika reverted back and she was naked.
Kira reverted back too.
Kira was human again. But naked.
Kira: (covers herself) How would you 3 like to join the team?
Gordan: Ach we would be honored lass.
Mr. Blik: I love all your adventures and they are awesome!
Waffles: Yeah they are great!
Ekantina: This is amazing that you all live in an amazing house like this.
I gave Kira her clothes and gave Ekantina new clothes and they put them on.
Kirato: This is so awesome.
Me: You guys also love root beer as much as I do.
Mr. Blik: You like root beer too J.D.?
Me: Can't get enough of the stuff. It's my favorite soda.
Mr. Blik: Awesome!
We had the mansion moved to the estate and Kimberly moved to the estate and mansion too.
After meeting Gordon, Waffle, and Mr. Blik, Lincoln, me, Nico, Eli, Nicole, Luan, Lily the Mermaid, Ariel's sisters, and The Power Pack Kids were heading to the world of the 1984 movie Splash, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the nine girls sighted there, but we're also going to help Allen and Madison deal with the cold-hearted scientist, Dr. Robert Kornbluth.
In 1964, eight-year-old Allen Bauer and his family are taking a boat tour at Cape Cod. Allen is fascinated by something below the surface and jumps overboard. In the ocean, he encounters a young girl and inexplicably finds himself able to breathe underwater. However, Allen is rescued and pulled back to the surface, and the two are separated. Since no one else saw the girl, Allen comes to believe the encounter was a near-death hallucination.
20 years later in 1984, Allen is now co-owner of a wholesale fruit and vegetable business in New York City with his womanizing brother Freddie. Through the years, Allen's relationships have failed as he subconsciously seeks the connection he felt with the mysterious girl. Depressed after his latest breakup, Allen returns to Cape Cod, where he encounters eccentric scientist Dr. Walter Kornbluth on a diving expedition. When his motorboat malfunctions, Allen falls into the sea and is knocked unconscious; his wallet drops onto the coral below. He wakes up on a beach, in the presence of a beautiful naked woman who is unable to talk. After kissing him, she dives into the sea, where she transforms into a mermaid. While swimming underwater, she is sighted by Kornbluth.
The mermaid finds Allen's wallet, and uses a sunken ship's charts to locate New York. She comes ashore naked at the Statue of Libertyand is arrested for indecent exposure. Using information from Allen's wallet, the police contact him and the mysterious girl is released into his care. She learns how to speak English from watching television, and is eager to explore the city. Unable to say her real name in human language, she selects "Madison" from a Madison Avenue sign. She tells Allen that she will be in New York for "six fun-filled days until the moon is full"; unable to return home if she stays any longer. Despite Madison's occasionally outlandish behavior, she and Allen fall in love. Allen proposes to Madison, but she declines and runs away. After some contemplation, Madison returns to Allen and agrees to marry him, with the added promise of telling him the truth about herself after an upcoming dignitary dinner to welcome the President.
Meanwhile, Kornbluth, realizing that the naked woman at Liberty Island was the mermaid he encountered, pursues the couple, trying to expose her as a mermaid by splashing her with water. His first attempts are unsuccessful, and Kornbluth ends up with multiple injuries. Finally, he infiltrates the dignitary dinner, splashing Madison with a hose and successfully unmasking her identity. Madison is seized by government agents and taken to a secret lab, headed by Kornbluth's cold-hearted rival Dr. Ross for examination. As Madison withers away in captivity, Kornbluth learns that the scientists are planning to dissect her; he regrets his actions, as he just wanted to prove that he wasn't crazy.
Allen is shocked by Madison's secret and rejects her, but when he voices his disillusionment to his brother, Freddie lashes out at him, reminding Allen how happy he was with her. Realizing he still loves Madison, Allen confronts the guilt-ridden Kornbluth, who having been rejected by his colleagues despite his discovery, agrees to help rescue her.
Impersonating Swedish scientists, Allen, Freddie, and Kornbluth enter the lab and smuggle Madison outside. Freddie decides to be arrested in Allen's place, while Kornbluth unsuccessfully tries to stop United States troops from catching the couple. Despite being pursued, Allen and Madison make it to New York Harbor. Madison tells Allen that he can survive underwater as long as he is with her, causing Allen to realize she was the girl he had met underwater as a child. Madison warns him that if he comes to live in the sea, he cannot return to land. She jumps in the water when the troops close in on them. When more troops attempt to arrest Allen, he jumps into the water after her, but starts to drown as he cannot swim. Madison kisses him, gifting him the ability to swim and breathe underwater. Frogmen enter the water to recapture Madison and Allen, but the couple fight them off and escape, happily swimming toward what appears to be an underwater kingdom.
Lincoln: Wow, we're in the world of the 1984 movie Splash, and I know what we're going to do here in this one, not only am I going to rescue the nine girls sighted here, but we're also going to help Allen and Madison deal with Dr. Kornbluth.
Dr. Walter Kornbluth is the main antagonist of Splash. He unsuccessfully tries to prove that Madison is a mermaid. However in the second half of the film, he finally succeeds in doing this. This leads to Madison being taken to a secret lab to be prepped for dissection, which makes Kornbluth regret his actions and help Allen Bauer get Madison out of the lab.
He was portrayed by Eugene Levy.
Me: You said it, big guy. I watched that movie long ago, and I hated that cold-hearted scientist for trying to capture and dissect Madison.
Lily the Mermaid: Capturing and dissecting a mermaid? That does it, that bastard's got to go.
Ariel's sisters also agreed, along with the rest of us, Dr. Kornbluth had to go.
Me: I agree with you. And as guardians of the secret of mermaids they have to have their minds erased of what they found out.
?: HELP!
Suddenly, Lincoln heard the sound of nine girls calling for help. With his deep sapphire blue cyborg eyes and superhuman sight, along with sensing energy signals, he saw and heard where the call for help was coming from. He then saw the nine girls along with Allen and Madison, but they were been cornered by Dr. Ross and his goons, and he was going to kill them and capture Madison.
Lincoln: That cold-hearted monster, he's cornered the nine girls sighted here, along with Allen and Madison, and he's going to kill them and capture Madison. Come on, let's go.
We rushed on over, and as we took care of Dr. Ross' goons, Lincoln, Lily the Mermaid, Ariel's sisters, Luan, and The Power Pack Kids went after Dr. Kornbluth. Lincoln transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu 750,000,000,000 Elemental Supercell Lightning Thunderbird Furious Hyperstorm of Justice, and unholstered his Sword of Taranis from his back, and he'd attacked Dr. Kornbluth with incredibly powerful slashes from his massive blade. Luan and the Power Pack Kids fired blasts of light and elemental forces at him as well. Then, Lincoln, Lily the Mermaid, and Ariel's sisters fired powerful blasts of water and neon blue energy at Dr. Kornbluth, which exploded with incredible power, and he was knocked out and he and his goons were tied up.
We checked on Madison and Allen, who were okay, and Lincoln and Nicole went up to the nine girls who were sighted here, and when Lincoln saw them, he recognized them. The nine girls were Filia, Cerebella, Ms. Fortune, and Parasoul from Skullgirls, Black Orchid, Kim Wu, and Maya from Killer Instinct, Tessa and Mai-Ling from Red Earth.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Filia, Cerebella, Ms. Fortune, Parasoul, Black Orchid, Kim Wu, Maya, Tessa, and Mai-Ling.
Nicole: From Skullgirls, Killer Instinct, and Red Earth, awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Filia: Yeah, we're okay.
Then, when Filia and the other eight girls saw who it was that saved them from that cold-hearted evil scientist Dr. Ross and his goons, their faces lit up like red Christmas lights upon seeing the 7'0" tall, handsome, white-haired, bare-chested hunk with abnormally large and powerful muscles, eight-pack abs, a lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books on his right massive pec and surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, a Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon and in a circle are the other girls in Lincoln's harem with the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids, a deep sapphire blue kanji on his wider muscular back that said "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion of Lightning, Master of Lightning Storms and The Weather, Emissary of Hinon, Golden-Hearted Brother of 16 Siblings, and Golden-Hearted Lover, Father, and Husband", and he had deep sapphire blue eyes.
He had his Sword of Taranis holstered on his wider muscular back, his orange Crystal Saber holstered on his left hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, the Pisces constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck, weighted orange bands on his large biceps and thighs, deep sapphire blue eyes, his Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, larger blue angel wings surging with powerful super lightning and stars and blue nebulae reflecting on them, and he was dressed in an orange version of He Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with hanging silver lightning bolts held up by his Belt of Elemental Bravery with large orange gem for the belt buckle on his waist, blue pants with gold lightning bolts on the thighs, and large white leather combat boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and armor on the toe area, silver Thunder Kanji earrings, a large silver Thunder Kanji necklace on his neck and across his permanently bare chest, his large fingerless black gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it, a large Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring on his left ring finger, a large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger, and he had eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs.
Filia: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.
Then, Lincoln made eight clones of himself, and they went up to the eight girls, and Lincoln went up to Filia, who'd picked her and the other fourteen girls up and they hugged them in their abnormally large and powerful muscular arms, and kissed them on the lips, which they've returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the necks of Lincoln and his clones. We cheered over the scene, and the girls in Lincoln's harem are going to like their new sisters to their future husband's harem.
Filia: (Seductively and puts her right hand on Lincoln's right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
We got back home, and Allen and Madison were going to be welcome here in The Estate, and as for Dr. Kornbluth and his goons, they were sentenced to Life in Prison in The Neptune Prison, and were put in separate cells in Solitary Confinement for what he tried to do. We used Neurolizers on them to make sure that the scientists forgot about mermaids.
After throwing Dr. Kornbluth in prison for his cold-blooded attempts to capture and dissect Madison, we were heading to The Mushroom Kingdom, and we've got bad news. It appears Fawful and Cackletta have now returned from the dead, and they're causing havoc again.
Lincoln: Looks like we're heading back to The Mushroom Kingdom to take care of trouble yet again.
Me: That's right, but, Nicole, what can you tell us about Fawful and Cackletta?
Nicole: You wouldn't like them, Dad. They've caused a whole mess of trouble for both The Mushroom Kingdom and Bowser.
Nicole proceeded to tell us about Cackletta and Fawful, and we weren't going to like it one bit.
Cackletta
Cackletta (ゲラゲモーナ Geragemōna) is the main antagonist throughout most of Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga, and the posthumous overarching antagonist of Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story and Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story Bowser Jr.'s Journey. Her name is a pun on "Cackle." She is one of the most insane characters in the Mario & Luigi series.
Physical Appearance
Cackletta has three forms that she shifts between. Cackletta's first form shows her to be a green-skinned humanoid wearing a pink-ish robe and purple cape. She has pink "horns" and a blue gem. Unlike most beanishes, Cackletta has large pink eyes with black pupils. Her mouth is also fanged and can open wider than that of a normal person.
Her second form, Bowletta, is similar to Bowser himself, but she retains her first form's facial features and lacks the collar Bowser wears on his neck. Her shell's front face also has two circles rather than ridges.
History
While her past is unknown, it is known that Cackletta lost her mind and became the bean witch she is feared to be today. She hired a henchman named Fawful to help her as she went on with her dastardly plots. At the very start of the game, Cackletta disguises as Lady Lima to steal Peach's voice and then flies to the Beanbean her escape to the Beanbean Kingdom, Mario, Luigi, and Bowser chase her and attempt to stop her plans, at which point, Fawful, her underling, shoots them out of the sky with his Vacuum Helmet.
When the Mario Bros. reach the ruined Castle Town, they immediately go to the castle, where they meet Lady Lima. She tells them to fix the castle's plumbing. When they do, the Beanstar's protective barrier vanishes and "Lady Lima" reveals herself to be Cackletta. When the Mario Bros. reach the room, she forces Queen Bean to attack them and leaves before the fight.
Her next appearance is in Woohoo Hooniversity, where she apparently turned all the scientists who failed to escape into monsters. After Peach's voice fails to awaken the Beanstar (because, as it turns out, the voice that Cackletta had stolen at the start of the game was actually that of Birdo's), the Mario Bros. come in and defeat her. Fawful sucks her spirit up with his headgear and prepares to blast Mario and Luigi. Prince Peasley then knocks Fawful and Cackletta's spirit to Stardust Fields.
There, a battered and beaten Fawful finds Bowser's unconscious body, and allows Cackletta to possess him. She then becomes Bowletta, a rather frightening hybrid of Bowser and Cackletta herself. She then takes control of both Beanbean and Koopa Troops in a final battle against the Mario Brothers. The Mario Brothers then fight the Koopalings and Fawful throughout Bowser's Castle. Then they go for Bowletta, herself. After an initial battle with Bowletta, the Mario Brothers are taken inside of Bowletta as she cheats and nearly kills them. Cackletta's spirit then is confronted by Mario and Luigi for a final fight. After the spirit's defeat, Cackletta is defeated once and for all.
Fawful
Fawful is a minion of Cackletta who debuted in Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga serving as the secondary antagonist, a supporting character in Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time, and later the central antagonist of Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story.
Fawful is a rather eccentric and excitable villain, famous in the Mario & Luigi RPG series for his humorous one-liners (which hint at him losing his sanity). His first appearance was in Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga. Fawful is fought twice in the game, once in the beginning, and once before Bowletta, the final boss. After being beaten by the Mario Brothers and the Prince, he apparently flees into the sewers of Princess Peach's castle. This can be seen in Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time. He can be seen using the baby Mario Brothers, where he sells badges in exchange for beans. Humorously, he does not recognize the babies but gets angry and shouts for no particular reason because of what they are wearing, red and green. His catch phrase is "I HAVE FURY!" and he often uses food to express himself when talking such as "Mustard of Doom." He returns in Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story as the central antagonist.
History
Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga
Fawful appears for the first time in Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga as the self-proclaimed apprentice of Cackletta. Fawful aids Cackletta in her mission to steal Princess Peach's voice. Since Bowser and the Mario brothers joined together to defeat the perpetrator, they board the Koopa Cruiser and fly off to the Beanbean Kingdom. During the flight, a mysterious ball of energy hits Bowser while he is standing on the deck of the Cruiser. Mario and Luigi witness the incident, but they are attacked before they can do anything. Mario and Luigi fended off Fawful, knocking off his vacuum helmet in the battle, and weakening him to the point of forfeiting the fight. However, Fawful substitutes another helmet, and sends the Koopa Cruiser falling from the sky, and eventually crashing it into Stardust Fields.
When the Mario brothers visit the Hoohoo Village, Fawful terrorizes the guards, and if the brothers attempt to exit the village by navigating the mountains to the west of the settlement, Fawful generates a stone to fall off the mountain and block the path of the plumbers.
During Cackletta's conquest of the Beanbean Kingdom castle, Fawful accompanied Cackletta in tricking the Mario brothers into plumbing the castle's sewer system, and feeding the Belly Belch Worm to the then-mutated Queen Bean.
The evil duo then tries to awaken the legendary Beanstar with Princess Peach's stolen voice, but their plan was ruined when they accidentally stole Birdo's voice. The horrid voice of Birdo compelled the Beanstar to break through the floor and appear in front of Mario and Luigi. After defeating Cackletta, who planned on obtaining the Beanstar, Fawful uses his helmet to gain more power to fight the Mario brothers. Before he can battle the plumbers, Prince Peasly attacks the duo and sends them flying towards unknown territory. Fawful and Cackletta landed in Stardust Fields and hijacked Bowser's unconscious body to create "Bowletta."
They reappear in Little Fungitown, after using Cackletta's Koopa Cruiser, and in Joke's End, where Fawful mistakes a fake Beanstar and steals the real Beanstar. Luigi then disguises himself as Princess Peach to win back the Beanstar.
Fawful's final appearance is when he battles the brothers in Bowser's Castle, this time, being much stronger and possessing more abilities. Mario and Luigi defeated him, and he was thrown out of the castle, and assumed dead (although this was later proven wrong in Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time). A supposed apparition of him appears during the final battle as one of Cackletta's attacks.
When Nicole was finished, we were horrified by the histories of both Cackletta and Fawful.
Me: Whoa, those two are really big time threats to The Mushroom Kingdom, they've really got to go.
Ren Amamiya: You're right, J.D. Mario and Luigi told us about how dangerous they were.
Morgana: And on top of that, they dare try to take Princess Peach's voice?! That's truly unforgivable!
Dimitri 1: (British Accent) Right. We need to destroy them here and now.
Dimitri 2: (British Accent) J.D., we've got an idea. You leave Fawful to us.
Dizzy: (British Accent) And you can leave Cackletta to me and Dee-Dee.
Dimitri 3: (British Accent) They're right, plus, it's time for us to transform, as well.
Me: Okay, Dimitris, Dizzy, and Dee-Dee, we'll leave Flawful and Cackletta to you guys.
Ryuji: Heck yeah, give that lunatic Fawful hell, Dimitris.
The Dimitri Trio smiled at Ryuji, they're definitely going to give Fawful hell, and Dizzy and Dee-Dee will make sure that Cackletta pays for her crimes.
We arrived at a dark castle in The Mushroom Kingdom, and we saw our targets, Cackletta and her evil servant, Fawful.
Cackletta: So, the famous Team Loud Phoenix Storm has arrived, along with the foolish inhabitants of The Mushroom Kingdom.
Me: That's right, you witch, and we're here to end you and Fawful once and for all.
Fawful: How dare you say such a threat to her Majesty, you will pay for this!
Dimitri Trio: WHY DON'T YOU SHUT THE HELL UP, FAWFUL!
The Dimitri Trio fired massive waves of lava at Fawful, and burned him badly, and Dizzy and Dee-Dee fired blasts of fire and water at Cackletta, and burned and drenched her.
Suddenly, The Dimitri Trio's eyes turned neon crimson red and they were surrounded by red energy auras with lava and fire, and Dizzy's eyes turned neon blue and she was surrounded by a neon blue energy aura with blue flames, and Dee-Dee's eyes turned neon blue and she was surrounded by a neon blue energy aura with water. The Dimitri Trio and Dizzy and Dee-Dee unholster their Defenders of Camden Town swords from their backs, and as The Dimitri Trio walked towards Fawful, they left lava, flames, and red energy with every step, and as Dizzy and Dee-Dee walked towards Cackletta, Dizzy left blue flames and blue energy with every step and Dee-Dee left water and blue energy with every step.
Dimitri 1: (British Accent) Fawful, We will never forgive you for helping Cackletta with trying to take over The Mushroom Kingdom.
Dimitri 2: (British Accent) You've caused Mario and Luigi so much grief in the past, along with the rest of The Mushroom Kingdom.
Dimitri 3: (British Accent) And for that, you and Cackletta will both die for your crimes!
Then, The Dimitri Trio were surrounded by massive vortexes of red energy with red-hot lava with lava dragons flying around the vortexes, and red hot phoenixes inside the vortexes. Then, Dizzy was now surrounded by a massive vortex of blue energy with blue flames, a blue dragon flying around the vortex, and a blue phoenix inside the vortex, and Dee-Dee was surrounded by a massive vortex of blue energy with waves of water, a blue dragon flying around the vortex, and a blue phoenix inside the vortex. Then, as the vortexes faded away, The Dimitri Trio, Dizzy, and Dee-Dee emerged, but they were changed forever.
The Dimitri Trio grew up to 6'9" in height, they now had the bodies of a hunk with large and powerful muscles and eight pack abs, they now had a full head of black hair going down to the bottom of their necks, they have neon crimson red eyes and red energy auras with red-hot lava, their black angel wings with white tips on the black feathers grew larger. The Dimitri Trio now have red dragons with reflecting lava emblazoned on their foreheads, they had on dragon earrings with the Lava Kanji in its claws, their chains with their number tags turned into chokers and they now have on necklaces with silver dragon pendants with the Lava Kanji in its claws. The Dimitri Trio now have on black tank tops with yellow phoenixes, black pants, black leather ankle-high combat boots, and long black trenchcoats with red cuffs on the sleeves and red dragons on the back of the trenchcoats. They now have on their new Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with red gems on their wrists and Belts of Elemental Bravery with large red gem for the belt buckle on their waists and their Eater of Sins revolver holstered on their right hips.
They each have a kanji on the back, for Dimitri 1, it said "Dimitri 1, Leader of The Dimitri Trio, Master of Lava and Fire, Loving Prankster of The Dalmatian Family, and Hero of Camden Town, for Dimitri 2, it said "Dimitri 2, Second-In-Command of The Trio, Master of Lava and Fire, Loving Prankster of The Dalmatian Family, and Hero of Camden Town" and for Dimitri 3, it said, "Dimitri 3, Third-In-Command of The Dimitri Trio, Master of Lava and Fire, Loving Prankster of The Dalmatian Family, and Hero of Camden Town."
ディミトリ一、ディミトリトリオのリーダー、溶岩と火のマスター、ダルメシアン家の愛するいたずら者、カムデンタウンの英雄
ディミトリ二、トリオの副司令官、溶岩と火のマスター、ダルメシアン家の愛するいたずら、カムデンタウンの英雄
ディミトリ三、トリオのサードインコマンド、溶岩と火のマスター、ダルメシアン家の愛するいたずら、カムデンタウンの英雄
Dimitri 1 has transformed into SUPER ANGEL 500,000,000,000 VOLCANIC LAVASTORM DALMATIAN ANGEL OF HONOR!
Dimitri 2 has transformed into SUPER ANGEL 500,000,000,000 VOLCANIC LAVASTORM DALMATIAN ANGEL OF JUSTICE!
And Dimitri 3's transformed into SUPER ANGEL 500,000,000,000 VOLCANIC LAVASTORM DALMATIAN ANGEL OF PEACE!
Dizzy and Dee-Dee Dalmatian grew up to 5'11" in height, they each now had the body of a goddess, they now had a full head of long black hair coming down to the bottom of their necks, they had neon blue eyes and neon blue energy, but for Dizzy, hers has blue flames, and for Dee-Dee, hers has ocean waves and water drops, and their black angel wings with white tips on the black feathers grew larger. Dizzy has a blue dragon with a flame emblazoned on her forehead and Dee-Dee has a blue dragon with a water drop emblazoned on her forehead, they also had their Defender of Camden Town swords unholstered, they had on dragon earrings with the Fire Kanji for Dizzy and Water Kanji for Dee-Dee in its claws, Dizzy and Dee-Dee's blue collars became chokers for their necks, and they had on silver necklaces with the dragon pendants with the Fire Kanji for Dizzy and Water Kanji for Dee-Dee in its claws, and they now have on sleeveless blue shirts with blue phoenixes, black pants, black leather ankle-high combat boots, and long blue trenchcoats with flames for Dizzy and ocean waves for Dee-Dee.
They have on their new Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with blue gems on their wrists and their new Belt of Elemental Bravery with large blue gems for the belt buckle on their waists and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on their right hips. There was a kanji below the dragons on the backs of their trenchcoats. For Dizzy, hers said, "Dizzy Dalmatian, Master of Fire, Loving Twin Sister of Dee-Dee, Loving Sibling of The Dalmatian Family, and Hero of Camden Town."
ディジー・ダルメシアン、火の達人、ディーディーの愛する双子の姉妹、ダルメシアンの家族の愛する兄弟、そしてカムデンタウンの英雄
For Dee-Dee, hers said, "Dee-Dee Dalmatian, Master of Water, Loving Twin Sister of Dizzy, Loving Sibling of The Dalmatian Family, and Hero of Camden Town."
ディーディーダルメシアンの水のマスター、ディジーの愛する双子の姉妹、ダルメシアンの家族の愛する兄弟、そしてカムデンタウンの英雄。
Dizzy Dalmatian transformed into SUPER ANGEL 500,000,000,000 SAPPHIRE FIRESTORM DALMATIAN ANGEL OF LOVE!
And Dee-Dee Dalmatian transformed into SUPER ANGEL 500,000,000,000 MAELSTROM DALMATIAN ANGEL OF HOPE!
We were amazed by the transformations of The Dimitri Trio and Dizzy and Dee-Dee, and for the two dark villains of The Mushroom Kingdom, that means trouble and judgement day has come.
Me: Whoa, five transformations for two battles, oh, this is going to be awesome.
Nico: You said it, J.D. (To the Dimitri Trio, Dizzy, and Dee-Dee) How do you guys feel?
Dimitri 1: (Divine Echoing Volcanic Voice of Honor and British Accent) We feel incredible, Nico, and now, we're going to put an end to those two monsters for good.
Nicole: Show no mercy!
The Dimitri Trio went after Fawful, and they fired powerful blasts of lava, fire, and red energy at the servant of Cackletta, and burned him severely, and Dizzy and Dee-Dee fired powerful blasts of fire, ice, and neon blue energy at Cackletta, and burned and drenched her severely. Then, The Dimitri Trio, Dizzy, and Dee-Dee slashed off the arms of Cackletta and Fawful, and they screamed in such excruciating pain.
Dimitri Trio, Dizzy, and Dee-Dee: And now, this is the end for the both of you once and for all, Fawful and Cackletta. DIVINE FIRESTORM MAELSTROM BARRAGE!
The Dimitri Trio, Dizzy, and Dee-Dee fired a massive wave of lava, fire, blue and red energy at the two villains, and once they hit, they exploded with incredible power, and Cackletta and Fawful were Super Hakaied forever. The Dimitri Trio, Dizzy, and Dee-Dee holstered their swords and powered down, but their new bodies, jewelry, weapons, and clothes were permanent. We cheered wildly for The Dimitri Trio, Dizzy, and Dee-Dee, and thanks to them, Cackletta and Fawful were gone forever, and The Mushroom Kingdom was saved from a really dangerous threat.
Later we were back at the World Tree Estate and we were watching TV, reading books and playing card games.
We saw Alice in deep thought.
Me: Alice are you all right?
Alice Liddell: (British Accent) I'm all right.
Kraven: (Russian Accent) Are you still thinking about what happened to your family, Alice?
Lori: (to Twilight and her friends) Please literally refrain from asking about that. It's very personal to Alice.
Edd: That sounds like something I would say.
Alice Liddell: (British Accent) No you guys they have a right to know about that.
Me: Are you sure you want to tell them Alice?
Alice Liddell: I do. It's something I want to tell.
Me: Okay. Guys I'm afraid what you are about to hear is not good.
Eli: What happened?
Alice: It was long before I met all of you.
Alice then told us her history and most of it was a terrible tragedy.
Alice Liddell is the youngest daughter of Arthur Liddell and Mrs. Liddell and the younger sister of Lizzie Liddell who is the sole survivor of a house fire that killed her family, causing her to have immense trauma when she was a child, affecting her reality, as well as her imaginary world, Wonderland, and its citizens.
As Alice struggled with the fragments of her memories, post-traumatic stress disorder, and deteriorating mental health after a ten-year catatonic state in Rutledge Asylum, she returned to Wonderland to save it from the Queen of Hearts, killing the monsters inside her head.
Alice regained enough sanity to leave Rutledge and Pris Witless helped Alice to get a room at the Houndsditch Home for Wayward Youth. Her psychiatrist and head of Houndsditch, Angus Bumby, helped Alice forget her traumatic memories using hypnotherapy. Unfortunately, Alice still suffered from poor mental health and returned to Wonderland to find the true cause of her family's death. After discovering that Bumby was the mastermind behind her family's death who also raped and molested Lizzie, she murdered him to avenge her family. With her reality fused with Wonderland, Cheshire Cat remarked that her memory was safe for the time being.
After leaving Houndsditch, Alice found a job at the London Royal Opera House as a theater worker. She also gained the ability to peer into the minds of others and explore their Otherlands.
Alice was born in England in 1856 where she spent most of her childhood in Oxford in the south of England. She lived a comfortable, happy life with Arthur Liddell, a dean at Oxford University, her mother and Elizabeth Liddell who was too old to be a good playmate to Alice, even though she was loving.
The family owned a cat named Dinah and two of her kittens later on. Alice was an imaginative and creative girl who immersed in her imaginary land called Wonderland. Her daydreams of her imaginary world led Nan Sharpe, a nanny who also taught Alice and her sister French and music, to have conversations with Mrs. Liddell about it. At one point, Nan told Alice that if she spent as much time as practicing the piano instead of daydreaming, she would be the next Sullivan or Gilbert. Mrs. Liddell also had Alice practice the piano frequently.
Being a dean at the Oxford University, Arthur would often invite his undergraduates to tea at the family household. Due to their constant appearances and mannerisms, Lizzie expressed her disgust of them to Alice, saying that "[they were] waiting a word from [their father]" and called them a "bunch of toadies".
Alice's Adventures in Wonderland
Alice sat on a riverbank on a warm summer day, drowsily reading over her sister's shoulder, when she caught sight of a White Rabbit in a waistcoat running by her. The White Rabbit pulled out a pocket watch, exclaimed that he was late, and popped down a rabbit hole. Alice followed the White Rabbit down the hole and came upon a great hallway lined with doors. She found a small door that she opened using a key she discovered on a nearby table. Through the door, she saw a beautiful garden, and Alice began to cry when she realized she cannot fit through the door. She found a bottle marked "DRINK ME" and downed the contents. She shrunk down to the right size to enter the door but cannot enter since she had left the key on the tabletop above her head.
Alice discovered a cake marked "EAT ME" which caused her to grow to an inordinately large height. Still unable to enter the garden, Alice began to cry again, and her giant tears formed a pool at her feet. As she cried, Alice shrunk and fell into the pool of tears. The pool of tears became a sea, and as she trod water she met a Mouse. The Mouse accompanied Alice to shore, where a number of animals gathered on a bank. After a "Caucus Race," Alice scared the animals away with tales of her cat, Dinah, and found herself alone again.
Alice met the White Rabbit again, who mistook her for a servant and sent her off to fetch his things. While in the White Rabbit's house, Alice drank an unmarked bottle of liquid and grew to the size of the room. The White Rabbit returned to his house, fuming at the now-giant Alice, but she swatted him and his servants away with her giant hand. The animals outside tried to get her out of the house by throwing rocks at her, which inexplicably transformed into cakes when they landed in the house.
Alice ate one of the cakes, which caused her to shrink to a small size. She wandered off into the forest, where she met a Caterpillar sitting on a mushroom and smoking a hookah (i.e. a water pipe). The Caterpillar and Alice got into an argument, but before the Caterpillar crawled away in disgust, he told Alice that different parts of the mushroom will make her grow or shrink. Alice tasted a part of the mushroom, and her neck stretched above the trees. A pigeon saw her and attacked, deeming her a serpent hungry for pigeon eggs.
Alice ate another part of the mushroom and shrunk down to a normal height. She wandered until she came across the house of the Duchess. She entered the abode and found the Duchess, who was nursing a squealing baby, as well as a grinning Cheshire Cat, and a Cook who tossed massive amounts of pepper into a cauldron of soup. The Duchess behaved rudely to Alice and then departed to prepare for a croquet game with the Queen. As she left, the Duchess handed Alice the baby, which Alice discovered is a pig. Alice let the pig go and re-entered the forest, where she met the Cheshire Cat again. The Cheshire Cat explained to Alice that everyone in Wonderland was mad, including Alice herself. The Cheshire Cat gave directions to the March Hare's house and faded away to nothing but a floating grin.
Alice traveled to the March Hare's house to find the March Hare, the Mad Hatter, and the Dormouse having tea together. Treated rudely by all three, Alice stood by the tea party, uninvited. She learned that they have wronged Time and were trapped in perpetual tea-time. After a final discourtesy, Alice left and journeyed through the forest. She found a tree with a door in its side, and traveled through it to find herself back in the great hall. She took the key and used the mushroom to shrink down and entered the garden.
After saving several gardeners from the temper of the Queen of Hearts, Alice joined the Queen in a strange game of croquet. The croquet ground was hilly, the mallets and balls were live flamingos and hedgehogs, and the Queen tore about, frantically calling for the other player's executions. Amidst this madness, Alice bumped into the Cheshire Cat again, who asked her how she was doing. The King of Hearts interrupted their conversation and attempted to bully the Cheshire Cat, who impudently dismissed the King. The King took offense and arranged for the Cheshire Cat's execution, but since the Cheshire Cat was now only a head floating in mid-air, no one can agree on how to behead it.
Alice was playing with a white kitten and a black kitten, the offsprings of Dinah, when she pondered what the world was like on the other side of a mirror's reflection. Climbing up on the fireplace mantel, she poked at the wall-hung mirror behind the fireplace and discovered, to her surprise, that she was able to step through it to an alternative world. In this reflected version of her own house, she found a book with looking-glass poetry, "Jabberwocky," whose reversed printing she can read only by holding it up to the mirror. She also observed that the chess pieces had come to life, though they remain small enough for her to pick up.
Upon leaving the house, she entered a sunny spring garden where the flowers had the power of human speech; they perceived Alice as being a "flower that can move about." Elsewhere in the garden, Alice met the Red Queen, who was now human-sized, and who impressed Alice with her ability to run at breathtaking speeds. This was a reference to the chess rule that queens were able to move any number of vacant squares at once, in any direction, which made them the most "agile" of pieces.
The Red Queen revealed to Alice that the entire countryside was laid out in squares, like a gigantic chessboard, and offered to make Alice a queen if she can move all the way to the eighth rank/row in a chess match, referencing to the chess rule of Promotion. Alice was placed in the second rank as one of the White Queen's pawns, and began her journey across the chessboard by boarding a train that literally jumped over the third row and directly into the fourth rank, thus acting on the rule that pawns can advance two spaces on their first move.
She then met the fat twin brothers Tweedledum and Tweedledee, whom she knew from the famous nursery rhyme. After reciting the long poem "The Walrus and the Carpenter," the Tweedles drew Alice's attention to the Red King – loudly snoring away under a nearby tree – and maliciously provoked her with idle philosophical banter that she existed only as an imaginary figure in the Red King's dreams. Finally, the brothers began acting out their nursery-rhyme by suiting up for battle, only to be frightened away by an enormous crow, as the nursery rhyme about them predicts.
Alice next met the White Queen, who was very absent-minded but boasted of her ability to remember future events before they happened. Alice and the White Queen advanced into the chessboard's fifth rank by crossing over a brook together, but at the very moment of the crossing, the Queen transformed into a talking Sheep in a small shop. Alice soon found herself struggling to handle the oars of a small rowboat, where the Sheep annoyed her with nonsensical shouting about "crabs" and "feathers." Unknown to Alice, these were standard terms in the jargon of rowing. Thus the Queen/Sheep was speaking in a perfectly logical and meaningful way.
After crossing yet another brook into the sixth rank, Alice immediately encountered Humpty Dumpty, who, besides celebrating his unbirthday, provided his own translation of the strange terms in "Jabberwocky." In the process, he introduced Alice to the concept of portmanteau words, before his inevitable fall.
"All the king's horses and all the king's men" came to Humpty Dumpty's assistance, and were accompanied by the White King, along with the Lion and the Unicorn, who again proceeded to act out a nursery rhyme by fighting with each other. In this chapter, the March Hare and Hatter of the first book made a brief re-appearance in the guise of "Anglo-Saxon messengers" called "Haigha" and "Hatta."
Upon leaving the Lion and Unicorn to their fight, Alice reached the seventh rank by crossing another brook into the forested territory of the Red Knight, who was intent on capturing the "white pawn" – who was Alice – until the White Knight came to her rescue. Escorting her through the forest towards the final brook-crossing, the Knight recited a long poem of his own composition called Haddocks' Eyes, and repeatedly fell off his horse. His clumsiness was a reference to the "eccentric" L-shaped movements of chess knights.
Bidding farewell to the White Knight, Alice stepped across the last brook, and was automatically crowned a queen, with the crown materializing abruptly on her head. She soon found herself in the company of both the White and Red Queens, who relentlessly confounded Alice by using word play to thwart her attempts at logical discussion. They then invited one another to a party that will be hosted by the newly crowned Alice – of which Alice herself had no prior knowledge. Alice arrived and sat herself at her own party, which quickly turned to a chaotic uproar. Alice finally grabbed the Red Queen, believing her to be responsible for all the day's nonsense, and began shaking her violently with all her might. By "capturing" the Red Queen, Alice unknowingly put the Red King into checkmate, and was allowed to wake up.
Alice suddenly awoke in her armchair to find herself holding the black kitten, whom she deduced to have been the Red Queen all along, with the white kitten having been the White Queen. The story ended with Alice recalling the speculation of the Tweedle brothers, that everything may had, in fact, been a dream of the Red King, and that Alice might herself be no more than a figment of his imagination. One final poem was inserted by the author as a sort of epilogue which suggested that life itself was but a dream.
The Fire
During a winter night on November 5, 1863, a fire was mysteriously started within the Liddell household. Before the event, Alice witnessed a figure entering the house that night. However, she convinced herself that she saw a centaur instead, and that the sounds coming from her sister's room had been Lizzie talking in her sleep when it really was the one who entered the house raping Lizzie. The figure (or centaur to Alice) locked Lizzie's room with her room key and fled the house. Alice did smell some smoke before she fully awakened but was too busy being immersed in her daydream, something which would later cause her psychological guilt.
With Alice's Adventures in Wonderland book on her lap while she was sleeping, Mad Hatter screamed in alarm when a fire broke out and the White Rabbit screamed that "[they] must save Alice!" Mad Hatter's cries roused Alice from her dream and she became fully awake by the smell of smoke. She quickly ran to her parent's bedroom where she heard their voices from behind the door telling her to escape and save herself.
Although seriously burnt, Alice managed to escape by jumping out of a window with her rabbit doll and cushioning herself on snow, led by her cat Dinah who also survived the fire. But her family were less fortunate, and Alice was forced to witness them incinerated within the fire that destroyed her home. As Alice cried outside her burning house, she saw the figure from earlier disappear in the shadows. Eventually, some people found Alice and escorted her away from the scene.
After Wilton J. Radcliffe identified the bodies at the Oxford Morgue, Lizzie's body was the only one not burnt by the flames. After an investigation, it was concluded that the fire was started due to the clumsiness of Dinah and a still-lit oil lamp in the downstairs library.
Littlemore Infirmary
Alice was sent to Littlemore Infirmary to have her severe burns taken care of. It is implied that Alice's burns were severe first-degree burns, but not second-degree because Alice's dermis was unharmed. Alice was cared for by a surgeon named Dr. Grantham who lost his sanity and it is implied he accidentally killed himself.
The expectation for her recovery process was "not at all encouraging," according to the The Illustrated London News, and that the measurements for her coffin were already taken. At the same time, the rest of her family were "stored in an ice locker in the likelihood that the whole family will be expeditiously interred at the same time."
In early December 1863, a newspaper was published saying that Alice was "accused" of something, but doesn't go into detail. This may have been when Alice was accused of being involved with the house fire.
After a year of treatment, Alice's severe burns eventually became fully healed, however, the incident had left a huge impact on her mentality, and caused her to fall into a catatonic state. Her memories of the mysterious figure in her house were repressed.
Rutledge Asylum
On November 4, 1864, Alice was transferred to Rutledge Asylum in London under the care of Dr. Heironymous Q. Wilson, as it was the best solution to handle her symptoms. She would spend the next ten years under the care of Dr. Wilson, documented in his casebook. At her preliminary examination on November 11, 1864, Alice was presented as deaf, dumb, and blind to stimulation. Despite insensible passivity, preternatural quietness, and evident dementia, a course of treatment was prescribed.
During her time at the asylum, Alice had faced her own guilt and the mistreatment from other patients and the cruel caretakers at Rutledge. At an unknown point in time, one nurse, Pris Witless, overheard Alice blaming herself for the fire that killed all of her family; Witless would later use this "confession" against Alice in the form of blackmail.
Alice was at the mercy of the 19th century Victorian medical community. In the first six months of 1865, Alice was subjected to many remedies, without result, such as having her hair shaved off, cold plaster sessions, blood-letting, leeches, experimental shocking, and massive doses of laudanum. In desperation, restraints included a straitjacket, solitary confinement, sensory deprivation, confiscation of her rabbit doll and cancellation of afternoon tea. All methods failed. In addition, it turns out that the original rabbit doll was somehow lost, presumably during Alice's stay in Littlemore Infirmary or her earlier years at Rutledge, and was given a replacement instead.
In the autumn of 1873, after eight years of fitful sleep, Alice spoke by drawing. Her first picture was of Cheshire Cat. Nurse D- took it upon herself to replace her rabbit doll's missing eye, but when Alice saw the repair job, she began to sob hysterically and began to speak for the first time in cryptic rhyme: "Into the hole again, we hurried along our way into a once-glorious garden now seeped in dark decay." Alice would not stop crying until the new eye was removed, and had returned to her quiet state after its removal. The event allowed Dr. Wilson to discover that Alice could speak. Since then, Alice continued to communicate by her drawings, one of which Wilson believed may have been her nightmarish depiction of Hell.
In November 1873, the Orderlies, who had been mistreating Alice for most of her first year in the asylum, tried ruining the rabbit toy by "feeding" it porridge. This triggered something in Alice and she attacked the orderlies with a spoon, leaving heavy wounds, before turning it onto her own wrists. After her wrists were attended, Alice returned to her normal state again.
In December 1873, Dr. Wilson removed the rabbit from Alice's room, causing her to panic and scream uncontrollably. However, after five months, Nurse D- grew tired of the doctor's fruitless shock treatments and repaired the doll before returning it to Alice. The nurse was repaid with a drawing of the White Rabbit made by Alice.
Throughout 1874, Alice slowly began showing signs of recovery and began speaking more. During Wilson's many interviews with Alice during her catatonia, he was able to record many of her supposedly "insane fairy tales" of Wonderland, while she was actually living them in her mind at the time.
One night in August 1874, the White Rabbit came to her, and led Alice back to Wonderland, which over the years had become corrupted by the deadly dictatorship of the Queen of Hearts. The residents of Wonderland saw Alice as their only chance to get rid of the Queen, due to the stories Rabbit told of a champion, placing into the role of their savior and began her journey to face the Queen.
After meeting the Cheshire Cat again, who became her guide through her quest, Alice followed Rabbit but quickly lost him as he shrunk into a tiny hole and ran off without her. Along her search to find him, the Torch Gnomes of the Village of the Doomed told her that the Fortress of Doors held the secret to becoming smaller, and she should seek the Mayor Elder.
Mayor Elder offered to take Alice to the Fortress of Doors, if she could return with a key to open doors. She managed to retrieve the object, killing several Card Guards in the process, and the two of them traveled to the Fortress. Inside the Skool within the Fortress, Alice and the Mayor retrieved ingredients and made a shrinking elixir. After drinking the elixir about becoming small, Alice jumped into a portal which took her to the Vale of Tears.
Traveling through the valley looking for Rabbit again, Alice came across the Mock Turtle, unshelled and sobbing his eyes out. Although Turtle had not seen Rabbit, he said he would take Alice to the Caterpillar who knew everything, but first she had to retrieve his shell from the Duchess, who had tried to turn Turtle into soup. Downstream, Alice found Bill McGill, who had been kicked out of his own home by the Duchess, who was hiding out from the Queen.
After defeating the now-murderous Duchess in combat, and giving Turtle his shell back, he led her through the underground water tunnels to the Wonderland Woods. Alice finally found Rabbit in this area and the two went together to find Caterpillar. Unfortunately for them, the Mad Hatter was traveling through the woods and stomped on Rabbit, killing him. Blaming herself and her bad luck, Alice broke down into tears briefly but quickly got control of herself again when Cat reminded her of her task.
When she found Caterpillar, he told her that it was her own guilt and insanity that had turned Wonderland into a dark and twisted version of itself, and she was brought back to kill the Queen to save the land and herself. He then created a portal for her, which took her to the Fungiferous Forest. At the forest, Alice killed the Voracious Centipede and took a bite from the Mushroom of Life to return to her normal size.
Traveling on, Alice came across an oracle who told her she had to defeat the Queen's main defense, the Jabberwock with the Jabberwock's Eye Staff. Having already obtained one piece of the staff, Alice set off to the Pale Realm to get another from the White chess pieces. The White King asked Alice for her help to save his queen from the red side and gave her a pawn to help her.
Storming the Red Castle, Alice arrived too late and witnessed the White Queen's beheading. However, after defeating the Red King, Alice used her pawn to revive the White Queen. As the White Queen went to battle the Red pieces, Hatter appeared and knocked Alice out cold.
When Alice came around, she found herself in Hatter's Domain, and she set off to find him. After getting rid of Hatter's goons, Tweedledum and Tweedledee, Hatter arrived and commented on that Alice feared the truth, and returning to Rutledge Asylum, but all of that could be avoided. Although Alice asked for an answer from him, she did not get one and the ground crumbled below her.
Alice quickly got to her feet, and moving further in, she encountered the Dormouse and March Hare, imprisoned and being experimented upon by the insane Hatter. As she could do nothing for them. Alice went deeper into Hatter's lair, and found the Gryphon trapped in one of the cages. After learning from him that Hatter arrived at six o'clock everyday to check his experiments, Alice used this information to change the clocks to read six o'clock, which drew him out to her.
After killing Hatter, and gaining the second piece of the Eye Staff, Alice allied with Gryphon and they flew together to the Land of Fire and Brimstone. Alice found out that the oracle was actually Caterpillar, and he explained that when Alice answered Rabbit's call, she had began to recover from her madness, and only she can save herself and in turn Wonderland. Soon after, she faced the Jabberwock in battle, and although she did not manage to kill him, she did gain one of his eyes to complete the Eye Staff.
With Gryphon and some rebel troops, Alice stormed Queensland and the Queen's castle. During the battle, Alice witnessed Gryphon take on the Jabberwock alone, and be fatally injured in the process. In revenge, Alice killed the Jabberwock herself. Gryphon told Alice that because she defeated the Jabberwock, she already avenged Gryphon's (impending) death and encouraged Alice to fight the Red Queen. His final dying words to Alice were "Do your best, Alice; you can only do your best; you can always do... best." Alice took a moment to mourn his death and continued with her mission, infiltrating the Queen's castle. Just as she was about to finally face the Queen, the Cheshire Cat tried to tell her that she and the Queen were one and the same, but was brutally beheaded by one of the Queen's tentacles before he could finish, causing Alice to be emotionally distressed.
After a long and deadly battle with the Queen, Alice came out as the winner, and Wonderland became a peaceful world once again, with many of her old friends revived from death. In the real world, as part of the aftermath of her victory, Alice's mental state had improved greatly.
In November 1874, Alice was deemed sane enough to be released from Rutledge. Although she was depressed, Alice was committed to the struggle for her sanity. During Alice's release from Rutledge Asylum, a black cat was seen leaving with her. Whether or not the cat was Dinah a decade older, or simply a feral cat Alice befriended in the asylum and chose to adopt, was not revealed.
Alice: Madness Returns
One day, after her session with the doctor was over, Bumby sent Alice to pick up medicine at the pharmacist. On her way, Alice became side-tracked with following a stray cat. Upon entering a dark alley, she experienced a hallucination of several monstrous figures with Jabberwock heads surrounding her, until it was interrupted by Nurse Witless, who had found her wandering around. Alice was not very happy to see the old woman as Witless was using Alice's "confession" to blackmail her in order to get money to buy alcohol. In return, Witless would not report Alice's "confession" to the police. Alice was surprised to hear that Witless might have information about her missing rabbit toy. Witless then brought Alice to her rooftop, where Alice had another hallucination of Witless transforming into the Jabberwock. The fear Alice had from seeing Witless turn into a monster triggered an even greater mental breakdown, and Alice fell into Wonderland again.
Alice landed in the Vale of Tears, and found Wonderland appearing to be much more peaceful than when she was in Rutledge. However, greeted by her old friend Cheshire Cat, he told her that there was a new ruler in Wonderland and Alice's sanity was at risk once again. After traversing through the Vale of Tears and watching it fall apart around her, she entered Hatter's Domain again, and found the Hatter in pieces, after the March Hare and Dormouse turned against him and took over the factory. The Mad Hatter informed Alice about the changes Dormouse and March Hare made to the factory. Alice agreed to reconstruct him in exchange for information about the source of Wonderland's corruption.
After recovering his limbs, Alice and Hatter broke into the main hub of the factory, and Alice witnessed the sight of the Infernal Train leaving the factory and heading into Wonderland, which several Wonderlanders considered the cause of all the corruption. Upon the departure of the Train, Dormouse and the March Hare lifted the Hatter away with a giant hook and confronted Alice in a mechanical robot controlled by the both of them. However, the Hatter freed himself and dropped a teapot upon the battle robot causing it to fall apart and eject Dormouse and March Hare on to the floor in front of Alice. The Mad Hatter's factory began to fall apart around the him, Alice, and the corpses of Dormouse and March Hare.
The Mad Hatter suddenly slipped into a delusional state and began conversing with Dormouse and March Hare, claiming he only wanted another tea party. Alice urged Hatter to give more information about the Infernal Train, but the Hatter quickly turned down Alice's questions and returned to drinking tea with his dead friends. Alice pleaded with the Hatter only for him to be crushed by the debris of the collapsed roof of the factory. Alice scoffed, claiming he deserved to die from not keeping his end of the bargain by helping her and was quickly overwhelmed by a sea of tea and drowned.
Alice woke up in the real world to find two fishermen who pulled her out of the River Thames and onto the docks and planned on raping her, but she told them off. She navigated the docks to find Nan Sharpe, her former nanny, at the Mangled Mermaid, a whorehouse. Inside, she interrupted a possible assault between Nanny and Jack Splatter. Alice ordered Jack to leave Nan Sharpe alone but was knocked unconscious by him, triggering a return trip to up in Tundraful, she met Mock Turtle again, the former stationmaster of the Looking Glass Railway and the current captain of the HMS Gryphon.
They both go underwater to the Deluded Depths, but when Alice questioned Turtle about the Train, he was unable to give her information, as he was too terrified to speak of it after being replaced as stationmaster. Mock Turtle gave Alice a ticket to the Carpenter's show, urging her to use it. Traversing the depths, Alice arrived at the Carpenter's show, and performed several errands for him in exchange information about the train.
However, Carpenter betrayed her and trapped her in a ghost-filled cemetery. Alice managed to make it for the start of the show, where Walrus started eating the Oyster Starlets and other citizens of Barrelbottom. Alice became angry with Carpenter for his actions, but he told her that he was only trying to hide Wonderland from the Infernal Train. As the said train came crashing in, he implied that Alice was partially responsible for the train and that someone was misleading her. His last words of advice to Alice was to seek Caterpillar.
Alice woke up to find that Splatter had set the Mangled Mermaid on fire. Her nanny, unwilling to talk about the fire that killed the Liddell's, escorted Alice to Wilton J. Radcliffe, the Liddell family lawyer so she could ask him questions and collect her rabbit doll, but after Radcliffe voiced his suspicions regarding Alice's role in the fire, she had a psychotic break. Alice arrived in Wonderland in the abandoned house of Radcliffe. She exited the house and into the twisted and corruption Vale of Tears now called the Vale of Doom.
After traversing the disjointed Vale of Doom, Alice came to a small pool with a tiny mountain reaching out from the middle of it. Caterpillar surrounded her in smoke, shrinking her into Oriental Grove, the Caterpillar's domain. While going through the area and dispatching the vicious Wasps, she recovered a repressed memory: she remembered that Dinah was in her room with her on the night of the fire, and the only lit oil lamp in the house was upstairs serving as a hallway night-light, so it could not have been Dinah that started the fire. Upon reaching Caterpillar's temple, Caterpillar led her to the bottom of the temple where he was encased in a cocoon.
Alice was distressed about saving the world, doubting her ability when she cannot save herself. Caterpillar answered that by saving Wonderland meant she would also help herself. He also mentioned that the train was Alice's creation, and that she must seek out the Queen of Hearts, whom Caterpillar described as "someone she once knew and loved." The mountain began to crumble and shake as Caterpillar broke free of his cocoon and flew out of the mountain and into the sky as a butterfly. Alice was exposed to the blinding sunlight which beckoned her back to reality. She saw the fluttering silhouette of a butterfly on a window.
Alice woke up again, this time in gaol, where the police brought her in after she had a hysterical fit in the middle of the leaving gaol, Alice quickly fell into another fit and entered Cardbridge, a land high in the sky of Wonderland consisting of numerous platforms made of playing cards which moved randomly. After leaving Cardbridge, she descended from the sky to the rotting remains of Queensland. Cheshire Cat conversed with Alice about her triumph over the Queen and urged her to proceed forward.
She reached the entrance to the palace to find it blocked by the defeated White King. He informed her that after she left, the Queen took over and imprisoned him there. He also mentioned that destroying him will allow her to move forward. Before Alice killed him, the White King warned her of an "out-sized killer," revealed to be the Executioner, patrolling Queensland and discouraged Alice from fighting him. Soon after, Alice met the "out-sized killer" himself and escaped with her life. Cheshire appeared saying the Executioner did not normally chase after those who escape him but Alice was his only exception. Through her trek through Queensland, the Executioner found Alice and either tried to kill her or send her to different parts of Queensland.
However, while Alice made her way through the Red Queen's courtyard, she was pursued by the Executioner and found a cake labelled "Eat Me." Alice ate a slice and grew to enormous size to stomp on the Executioner, killing him. While looking for the Queen, Alice deduced that her older sister, who was found dead but unburnt, had not been killed by the fire, but had been killed by the real arsonist. However, she still did not know who the arsonist was. When she reached the center of the castle, the Queen angrily chastised Alice for allowing the train to run amok and not seeing what was around her. The Queen wrapped Alice in her tentacles and consumed her, sending her into a nightmare.
After seeing a vision of Dr. Wilson, and Nurse Cratchet, Alice went on a disturbing surreal walk through Rutledge and had been incarcerated there. However, it turned out to just be another nightmarish hallucination mixed with her memories of her time in the asylum. Alice entered the waiting room where Bumby, Nan Sharpe, Nurse Witless, and Mr. Radcliffe rumbled about Alice's resistance to forget from their point of view, declaring that she either conformed and forget or go back to Rutledge forever. Alice soon broke free of the hallucination and found herself in Hyde Park.
She encountered a mortally wounded Insane Child bleeding to death on the ground. She had been bisected, and the lower part of her body was unseen. With her dying breath, she implored Alice to help the other children. Alice stated that she did not think the children were in danger anymore as the Queen of Hearts had been defeated, which symbolized her failure to recognize and act upon the abuse happening to the orphans she lived with at Houndstitch. The little girl then told her that though their enemies come and go, a new evil reigns, worse than the conquered Queen. The child then died, leaving Alice to find a burning premonition of her home. Alice then proceeded into the Dollhouse.
Within the wasteland of abandoned toys, Alice met the Insane Children. Their leader asked for her help and offered a very cryptic explanation for what was going on, saying that "parts" of the children were being taken from them by the mastermind behind the Infernal Train and the Ruin monsters, the Dollmaker. However, the Insane Children were forced into hiding before they could explain further. After traveling through the Dollhouse, Alice came to realize that Bumby was the person in her house on the night of the fire. It was confirmed when she met the Dollmaker, who greatly resembled Bumby, and he essentially bragged about what he did. The Dollmaker captured Alice and made her into a doll. She was able to break free from his hold moments later.
Almost immediately after this confrontation, Alice, in reality, confronted Bumby at Moorgate Station. Alice called Bumby out on his actions, and for exploiting and abusing children and destroying their innocence, memories and identities for his own monetary gain. He bragged about his abuse towards the children placed in his care, making them forget everything and turning them into prostitutes. He casually confirmed her accusations, and admitted he was trying to break down Alice herself into a mindless sex slave too, but she proved too stubborn and too powerful, even in her insanity, to allow herself to forget.
At the same time, in Wonderland, Alice made her way through the Infernal Train, and along the way talked to Hatter, Caterpillar, and the Queen. The Hatter rumbled in delusion about Alice's quest for the truth and mentioned in a very roundabout way that forcing herself to forget was not her solution but the source of her confusion. Next, Alice confronted Caterpillar, who said that because Alice was so consumed by her own pain, she became oblivious of Bumby's motives with the children, and that she perhaps deserves punishment for not realizing this before. She also talked to the Queen, who told her that her sister was not talking in her sleep the night of the fire, making Alice realize that Bumby, who was obsessed with Lizzie, had raped her before starting the fire. The Queen told her to make her survival of the fire mean something or Wonderland and herself would all be doomed. At the end of the Infernal Train, Alice confronted the Dollmaker.
After Alice destroyed the Dollmaker, she finally stood up to Bumby in the real world and threatened to tell the police about his crimes. Bumby was not scared of her words as he knew that no one would believe a poor madwoman over such a respected man like himself, and he implies that he already covered up his tracks by destroying all evidence and traces of his crimes. Bumby simply called her a "psychotic silly bitch" and told her to go away. Alice felt so much animosity and hatred towards Bumby, and was looking at the source of her family's deaths, the one responsible for stealing 10 years of life and putting her in mental hell, and abusing children. Knowing that Bumby would unlikely be convicted and that she may never have another chance to seek revenge, Alice made a choice. As she was about to leave, Alice hesitated and, in her Wonderland dress, turned back and pushed him in front of an oncoming train, killing him.
As she exited the station, Alice walked into Londerland, where Wonderland and London had woven into one existence. Cat told her that she cannot go home as she freed herself from the pain and suffering in reality and psychological worlds she was forced to call her home. While much devastation had fallen onto Wonderland, her memory was safe for now.
When asked about what happened and what this ending means, American McGee clarified that that ending means that Alice is in a better place - not in the asylum and not otherwise in pain, suffering or tortured. It also means that she has come to accept and master both her psychological mental world and the real physical world. However, McGee also clarified this ending means that Alice can't ever "go home" and live her life that way she used to as life moves forward. She has also found the truth and overcome her demons.
When Alice was done we were all shocked, horrified and enraged!
Me: (Eyes glow red) Bumby!
I squeezed my fist tight and blood came seeping through my knuckles.
Alice cried hard and Twilight Sparkle, Alice (Disney), Alicia Berrick and Kate Lloyd comforted her.
Hulk: (angry with tears in his eyes) HULK SMASH BAD MAN FOR THIS!
Laney: I hate him too! What Bumby did was unforgiveable!
Lana: What happened to Alice is awful!
Me: Yeah! But Bumby is dead. He died in 1874. He was dead for 147 years.
Sunset Shimmer: I can't believe that Bumby did all that to Alice and her family! What a heartless monster!
Nico: I know. It's absolutely sick!
Eli: Monster!
Arrietty: What a ruthless beast!
Cole and Sasuke went over to Alice.
Cole: Alice I know exactly how you feel. I too lost my parents to murder.
Sasuke: Same with me Alice. I'm so sorry.
Blot: Didn't you guys kill him during the team's early days?
Laney: As a matter of fact we did.
Laney went over what happened in the events of chapter 373.
When she was done everyone was shocked!
Nico: Right! I wasn't with you all when that happened.
Eli: That was brutal! But at least you guys got justice for Alice.
Me: And Team Loud Phoenix Storm was starting out with its name back then.
Lana: I remember that!
Lola: Yeah that was intense!
Laney: Yep. J.D. let me play the game Alice: Madness Returns because he said it would be perfect for someone studying psychology like me.
Nicole: Wow.
Nico: That's good you wanted to play that game Laney.
Laney: Yep. It gave us a clear view into the mind and psyche of a fractured soul.
Me: Yep.
Luan: You know what I should've said to Bumbly before we killed him?
Groove: No. What is it?
Luan: I should've told Bumbly that he has a train to catch. But it's going to catch him! That's what I should've said. And then, we should've just pushed him into that train.
We laughed.
Me: Not a bad kill phrase Luan. Well said.
Nico: Yeah that was a good joke and a good kill phrase.
Eddy: It sure was.
Me: But there's one thing that Dr. Bumby didn't count on.
Allie Wilde: And what's that?
Me: That the power of the mind has a lot of things no one can even fathom. Also Dr. Dumby didn't know that much. Psychology and the brain has evolved in many ways over the course of 147 years.
Laney: That's right and Psychology was still in its infancy all those years ago.
Allie Wilde: That's right. It sure was. Now it has evolved in many ways over the course of those years.
Me: Yep it sure has.
Snaptrap: BTW, J.D.? It's your turn to lead today.
Me: I know Snaptrap. (Realizes something) That's funny. Your name is Snaptrap and we busted a bad guy named Snaptrap.
Snaptrap: That is very unusual.
Me: Yep. And I have just the mission in mind.
I went over to Nico's Goosebump's books and pulled out a book. It was Legend of The Lost Legend.
Me: Legend of The Lost Legend.
Nico: Ooh! That's a good one.
Me: Yep but we're gonna go down to Antarctica for this one. We're going to McMurdo to meet Justin and Marissa Clarke.
Nico: This is gonna be cool.
Bronze Kneecap, Man Ray, Tar Pit, Motor Ed, Johnny 13, Titanium Toenail, Beetle, Absorbing Man, Billy Numerous, and SkullMeramon then appeared.
Bronze Kneecap: Can me, Man Ray, Tar Pit, Motor Ed, Johnny 13, Titanium Toenail, Beetle, Absorbing Man, Billy Numerous, and SkullMeramon go with you all today?
Me: You all sure can. But you all better bundle up. We're going down to McMurdo Station down in Antarctica.
Billy Numerous: Whoa.
Man Ray: Then we better get our coats and parkas.
Me: Yep.
Beetle saw Alice crying.
Beetle: Uh oh. Did you guys have Alice tell everyone what happened in her past?
Twilight Sparkle: Yeah and it was terrible.
Nico: What Bumby did was unforgivable.
Applejack: If I ever see that evil sidewinder Bumby, I'll rip him apart all the way to Boot Hill!
Nico: Save seconds for me.
Me: Guys calm down. Lets head out everyone.
We got our fur parkas on and got our gear and we were off to the South Pole.
ANTARCTICA
We arrived in the brutally cold landscape of Antarctica. The temperature was -80˚ Fahrenheit and there were 30 mile per hour winds and -110˚ Fahrenheit Wind Chill and there were whiteout conditions. It was BONECHILLING COLD!
Birdbrain: Here we are in Antarctica.
Nico: Has a lot of memories good and bad.
Me: Mostly bad because of everything that Kate went through.
Kate Lloyd: Yeah no kidding.
Me: And there's where we're going to meet Justin and Marissa.
We saw that we were in front of McMurdo Research Station.
Nico: Wow so that's McMurdo.
Eli: I've always wanted to see what it was like.
Laney: Me too. Too bad it gets really cold down here.
Me: I know. Lets get inside. It's cold!
We went into the station and it was warm inside.
Me: Whew. Man it's cold!
Nico: No kidding.
Me: Hello? Anyone here?
We then saw 2 kids come out.
Titanium Toenail: Hey there. Are you two Justin and Marissa?
Justin Clarke: WOW! Team Loud Phoenix Storm! It's such an honor to meet you all.
Marissa: We love all of your adventures and they are great.
Me: We get that all the time and it's great to meet you all. This is our first time ever down at McMurdo.
Justin Clarke: We are the first kids to be down here too.
Marissa: And it's REALLY cold outside.
Nico: Well Antarctica is one of the coldest places on Earth.
Eli: The temperature is -80˚Fahrenheit outside.
Allie Wilde: That is bonechilling.
Justin Clarke: It sure is. Lets go into the rec room so we can talk.
Me: Sure thing.
We took off our coats and hung them up and then we went into the rec room.
Block Man: Do you guys have any hot chocolate?
Justin Clarke: Plenty.
They gave us cups with hot chocolate.
Me: This will warm us up.
Marissa: We heard about everything that was going on over at Thule Station and Outpost 31.
Kate Lloyd: I can tell.
Me: Kate doesn't like to hear about that guys.
Nico: Yeah it's a really horrible nightmare.
Kate Lloyd: It's all right guys.
Marissa: What happened Ms. Kate?
Kate Lloyd: Well it wasn't pretty. But my demons are conquered.
She told them what happened with the encounter with The Thing over in Thule Station and in Outpost 31. It was a nightmare we never want to go through ever again.
The Thing
The Thing is the titular main antagonist and the alias given to the hostile alien creature featured in the 1938 short story Who Goes There? by the late John W. Campbell, that (compared to the deviated story of the 1951 film The Thing from Another World) was made into a 1982 live-action film by John Carpenter, followed by a prequel released in 2011.
Initially appearing as a single being, every cell in The Thing's body is autonomous and independent, capable of creating more of said monsters through assimilation, parasitism, and infection. In addition, every spawned monster looks radically different and none of them have a definite shape that can be called a "true form". Ultimately, the Thing's true body and form are a mystery as it most appears as whomever it impersonates.
In the 1951 film, it was played by the late James Arness. In the 1982 film, it was played by the late wolfdog actor Jed and its vocal sound effects were provided by Alan Howarth.
Description and Traits
In nature, the Thing is basically an ambush predator, isolating a potential victim or threat to consume and assume its form. In certain cases, usually when exposed or the person it assimilated is fatally inflicted, the Thing will discard all caution and defend itself by manifesting features that may be of its natural form, including tendrils, claws, and mouths. However, the Thing's most dangerous aspect is its cells, each a functional life form that can become independent from the main body when severed by force or separate to facilitate assimilation and self-preservation. For this reason, it is necessary to destroy the body down to the cellular level, with incineration being an effective method.
Behavior and Intelligence
The Thing has only assimilation and self-preservation in mind, as it will selfishly save itself or even attack other forms of its manifestation/progeny in order to avert attention and suspicion. When The Thing is left alone with a suitable target, it will begin to split open and fire out tendrils, which grab the target and begin to assimilate it. In certain cases after discovery or high chance of discovery, The Thing will sometimes perform "divide and conquer" tactics, as in the case of the assimilated Edward which split up into three separate forms: One on his hand quickly detached and animated itself before engaging and assimilating Jonas, another limb scuttled away soon after detaching for potential assimilation in a safer location, and the main body of the Edvard thing killed Derek and successfully assimilated Adam Finch, resulting in a form of The Thing named Split-Face. This is also performed, albeit much less successfully, by the Norris-Thing. When exposed, Things will react depending on how big they are compared to the threat. Smaller Things will generally attempt to escape and ambush prey when the individual is more vulnerable. However, a larger Thing will usually attack prey head-on and attempt to overwhelm any hostiles instead of escaping, although if it has not completely lost its cover, it will attempt to flee.
The Thing's intelligence depends on the size of their manifestations: Smaller ones are quite stupid, dimwitted, nonsensical, and reckless while the larger ones (especially those that imitate a human) are quite cunning, manipulative, and formidably calculating. For example, Norris's mutated head foolishly let itself seen by MacReady and his friends while scuttering away from them, resulting in its incineration. Because The Thing can acquire the memories and knowledge of those who it previously assimilated, they can use said memories and knowledge for their advantage, though only larger manifestations of The Thing are more capable of doing so: the Thing Beast who had assimilated Sander was capable of taking control of the UFO which brought it to Earth while the assimilated Blair, on the other hand, built a makeshift UFO and was aware of how dynamite works as when ambushing Macready; it disposed of the detonator before revealing itself to confront him. However, this does not always apply to all larger manifestations of Thing Beasts: Rapture-type Thing Beasts (see below) have no intention of hiding themselves from view, as well as not manifesting useful appendages that supposedly give them advantage in battle like legs, and their chosen forms act primarily with little intelligence. A plausible explanation of this is likely that Rapture-type Thing Beasts' own overconfidence against their foes is so great that they believe mobility to evade their foes' attacks is unnecessary due to their formidable but stationary form.
When exposed, The Thing would attack anyone on sight to save itself. This somewhat serves as their psychological weakness due to their aggressive mood blinding them from serious threats that their foes unexpectedly posed on them: The Thing who manifested from assimilated Juliette recklessly attempted to kill Kate and the others as soon as it unveiled its true form which ironically led to its incineration. Should it survive the ordeal from its foes/preys and manage to hide, The Thing would regain its composure in order to use their original intelligence once again: When Split-Face Thing confronted Sam, it hesitated upon noticing his flamethrower.
The Thing's ability to interact with plant-based life-forms is largely unknown. Its only interaction with plant-based life was in the form of wood/clothing fibers. It cannot absorb these as noted by MacReady, which could suggest an inability to absorb plant cells or dead cells. The Things themselves are also remarkable Master Manipulators to a certain degree, not only because they incite paranoia among their foes and victims alike but are also not shown eating or drinking beyond living humans or dogs, and it also leaves the bodies of killed humans or dogs untouched even though there is usable biomass, implies that it understands that potential hosts will react strangely to the presence of someone they know to be deceased. Possible other reasons why it is never seen assimilating fresh corpses are either that it is only able to assimilate living victims or is aware that missing dead bodies would arouse suspicion.
In another feat of reasoning, a Thing destroyed a test that would have lead to its exposure, demonstrating awareness of biology and medical practices that would have exposed it. Interestingly, the second time this same method was proposed as a test, the Thing had seemingly preempted the idea, despite the fact that the Thing that had arrived at the second base was spawned long before the first test was thought of and was in a non-human form. This led to the theory of shared consciousness between Things, especially as the second sabotage was far harder to pull off covertly while sowing seeds of misdirection that exposed its presence.
The depiction of The Thing from these two modern movies is a lot more faithful to the original novella description than the 1951 counterpart.
Its origin is a mystery, the Thing itself crash-landed in a spacecraft within the icy fields of Antarctica 100,000 years ago and was frozen attempting to escape. However, in 1982, the spacecraft and the Thing were found by a team of American and Norwegian explorers/researchers under Dr. Sander Halvorson from Thules station, who hired Columbia University paleontologist Kate Lloyd to take a sample of the creature's blood as it was brought to the base in a block of ice. But later that evening, the Thing bursts from the ice and kills Lars' Alaskan Malamute, Jed while ingesting Henrik before it was burned alive. However, an autopsy of the scorched alien corpse reveals that its cells are still alive and in the process of assimilating Henrik.
When Kate realizes the Thing already might have had assimilated others, she places the base on quarantine to weed out the Thing based on those who still have metal fillings in their teeth and such, after her initial plan of weeding out the monster through blood sample tests had been sabotaged by The Thing. Due to The Thing's ability to imitate, emulate, mimic and appear exactly like any of the research members, paranoia began to set in. Eventually, the majority of the research team were infected and incinerated before Sander, having been infected, made a run for the spaceship. Kate and Sam Carter, the only two surviving crew members, chased Sanders to the alien UFO where Kate and Carter got separated. Kate eventually managed to pursue and kill the monster and heavily damage the ship beyond any repair. After reuniting with Carter, Kate resolved herself to catch him off guard and incinerated him when she discovered that the earring he previously wore was missing and pointed to the wrong ear when confronted. When Carter was set aflame he emitted an inhuman scream, another evidence that Carter was The Thing. After this, Kate was left all alone, leaving her fate unknown.
Meanwhile, back at the Thules station, Lars' dog (having been infected and lying low until the time was right) made its way to an American Antarctic research station with Lars attempting to kill it before he was shot by Lt. Garry, the station commander. Helicopter pilot R.J. MacReady and Dr. Copper fly to the Norwegian's camp, finding the charred remains of the various Things included the burnt yet preserved corpse that was the station's commander Edvard Wolner after it assimilated Sander's assistant Adam Finch.
After the two-faced corpse was brought to the base, the Americans realize the Thing's presence too late when Lar's dog was placed in a kennel with the station's sled dogs and attempted to assimilate them all. After Childs incinerated the creature, with the team finding the ruins of the spacecraft; the autopsy done by Blair confirmed the Thing's nature as he later proceeded to trap everyone on the base and kill the remaining dogs so no one could leave until the Thing was truly dead before being locked in a tool shed by the others as they devised a way to weed out the Thing by using its autonomous cells to weed out the assimilated. By the time that McReady and the other normal humans remained, they learned that Blair got assimilated and was building a small escape craft. Realizing that the Thing might also intentionally freeze itself to wait for a rescue team in the spring, MacReady resolved to kill it with dynamite around the complex. After the Blair-Thing was killed, with Garry and Nauls killed off prior, MacReady found Childs with both thinking that the other got assimilated before seeing no point in distrusting each other as they would die of frost within hours.
In Video Games
In the 2002 videogame "The Thing", which serves as a sequel for the 1982 film and set 3 months after the events of the film, it is revealed that The Thing is still alive and waiting for more victims to absorb and kill. This time, there are more numerous manifestations of this alien lifeform at once and worse, everything becomes more complicated as most of them have been captured as a means of being repurposed into bioweapons by Gen Inc. Things went wrong, however, following their escape: Whitley, the mastermind behind the experiment to modify The Thing into bioweapons, has injected himself with Cloud virus, a viral agent based on the Thing's cells with which he plans to infect the whole planet. Fortunately, Blake (the protagonist of the game) foils his plan and destroys him with the help of MacReady, the sole survivor of the 1982 film, before he has a chance to infect the rescue team.
In the videogame, The Thing was regarded more like a viral organism that has the ability to replicate the original biological entity, including their clothing. This is likely due to the fact that in said game, The Thing had further developed its ability which intrigued Gen Inc. enough to begin experimenting on it.
Variants In-Game Scuttlers
A form of Thing that has assimilated and formed from mutilated body parts (often from those whom are already assimilated by the Thing's cells). These autonomous small Things' primary transformation involves manifesting teeth, arachnid-like limbs, and also a pair of strong hind legs that enable them to leap toward the non-assimilated lifeforms. Aside from leaping, they could either attack by biting or spitting digestive fluid as a projectile. They could be crippled easily with a few shots from guns before being finished by a single blast from a flamethrower. They were inspired by a mutated form of Norris's head after he was mutated by the Thing's cells.
Scuttler Pods
A form of Thing that is basically a fleshy, blob-like biomass that is immobile but dangerous due to manifesting Scuttlers as means of defense. Their prime weakness is the inability of moving combined with having no alternate means of defense. They can be destroyed by blasts from flamethrowers and a variety of firearms.
Walkers
Form of Thing that manifests as a humanoid monster with a deformed torso, deformed claw hands, and insectoid legs that were formerly humanoid ones. Their early forms were brutish, muscular monsters with a huge, transparent hole in their torso.
Imitations
Imitations are a form of Thing that was previously introduced in the films. They perfectly assumed their victim's appearance and were able to transform to their mutated form when their potential victims lowered their guard. For the game incarnations, they tend to retain some elements of their hosts' appearance like clothes that are still intact though their limbs are a in mutated state, similar to the mutated Palmer in the 1982 film.
Dog Beasts
Thing beast that is similar to the mutated form of Lar's dog as both formerly had assimilated dogs. Unlike the latter, Dog Beasts still retain their limbs (though said bodyparts also mutated to the point where they could support their weight as well as enable them to run at tremendous speed).
Ruptures
They are a form of huge Thing that takes up an entire room or even be part of the room integrated into the architecture. Typically, they have human forms embedded in them and attack with tentacles, teeth and fluids. They are immobile and confined to the location in which they are met, which made them vulnerable due to the inability of avoiding their enemies' attacks.
Thule Station
Thule Station was a Norwegian Antarctic geological research center which first appears in the 1982 film The Thing. The facility was subsequently featured in the 2011 prequel of the same name, where it serves as the primary setting of the film. It also appears in the 2002 video-game. The station is operated by Norway and is typically manned by a crew of ten men (excluding visiting researchers).
The Thing (2011)
In the winter of 1982, a Norwegian research team discovers a spacecraft and its shape-shifting occupant, which had become buried in the ice for roughly 100,000 years. They take the ice-encased creature back for further studies, whereupon it is accidentally revived, escapes and begins assimilating and killing off the crew. The outpost is eventually destroyed in the ensuing chaos and the two survivors from the camp chase the remaining creature (now imitating an Alaskan Malamute) to a nearby American outpost - U.S. Outpost 31.
The Thing (1982)
Thule Station, at the time of MacReady and Copper's visitation. As seen in The Thing (1982).
Both Norwegians are killed before they could destroy the creature, which is then unwittingly adopted by the crew of the American outpost - leading to a repeat of the Norwegian event. After surmising that the two Norwegians had suffered a mental breakdown, Dr. Copper and helicopter pilot R.J. MacReady travel to the Norwegian camp to offer medical assistance to the remaining eight; only to find it completely destroyed and strewn with debris. Inside, they discover the empty ice-block, research notes, video cassettes and the remains of the crew and creature.
The Thing (video-game)
The fate of the men and the Norwegian outpost were further explored in the 2002 video-game The Thing, where a bio-engineering company known as Gen Inc discovers the Thing's existence and establishes a covert test facility underneath a warehouse at the (greatly expanded) outpost's weather station annex. The U.S. Military's Arctic Marines are dispatched by Colonel R.C. Whitley (who is secretly collaborating with Gen Inc) under the pretence of investigating the situation at the two outposts. Alpha Team are sent into the Norwegian outpost, but are ambushed and attacked by the creatures. Scattered and with few survivors, Alpha team is later rescued by their commanding officer, Captain Blake.
The Thing 2011
In 1982, paleontologist Kate Lloyd (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) is recruited by scientists Dr. Sander Halvorson(Ulrich Thomsen) and his assistant Adam Finch (Eric Christian Olsen) to join a Norwegian scientific team that has stumbled across a crashed extraterrestrial spaceship buried beneath the ice of Antarctica. They discover the frozen corpse of a creature that seems to have briefly survived the crash 100,000 years ago.
After the creature is transported back to base in a block of ice, Dr. Sander orders them to retrieve a tissue sample, against Kate's protests. Later, while the others celebrate, co-pilot Derek (Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje) sees the creature escape from the block of ice. The team splits up into groups to search for the alien. Olav (Jan Gunnar Roise) and Henrik (Jo Adrian Haavind) discover it hiding under one of the buildings. The Thing grabs Henrik and pulls him into its body. The others converge on the scene and set the creature on fire. In the chaotic aftermath, the lone dog of the team is found dead in a bloody heap in its kennel, a massive hole torn in the wire mesh.
During an autopsy, Kate and Adam discover that the cells of the Thing appear to be absorbing and imitating Henrik's cells. Meanwhile, Derek, pilot Sam Carter (Joel Edgerton), Griggs (Paul Braunstein), and Olav prepare to leave the base in the only helicopter to bring back help. Just as they prepare to take off, Kate discovers bloody, discarded metal tooth fillings and large amounts of blood in the showers. She runs outside to flag down the departing helicopter, fearing the Thing may have imitated someone on board. When Carter decides to land, Griggs reveals himself as the thing attacks Olav, causing the helicopter to spin wildly out of control and crash in the mountains, presumably killing all on board.
In the rec room, Kate tells the other scientists her theory on the nature of the creature: It is perfectly capable of imitating any life form and that it may have done so with members of their camp, but cannot imitate inorganic material much as metal, hence why it spit out the tooth fillings. Most of the team members either do not believe her or accuse her of turning them against each other out of paranoia. After everyone else leaves, Juliette (Kim Bubbs) tells Kate that she believes her and that she saw Colin (Jonathan Walker) leave the shower holding a towel. Juliette tells Kate that she knows where they keep the vehicle keys, and that they can take them to prevent anyone else from leaving; however, when the two go to retrieve them, Juliette transforms and attempts to kill Kate. As Kate flees, she runs past Karl (Carsten Bjornlund), who is too slow to act and is killed by the Juliette-Thing. Lars (Jørgen Langhelle) arrives with a flamethrower and burns the Thing as it assimilates Karl.
As they burn the remains outside, Carter and Derek, now revealed to be alive, but half-frozen, stumble into the base. While some of the team believes they are Things and should be burned, Kate convinces the others to simply lock the new arrivals up until a test can be prepared. Adam and Sander are in the lab preparing a potential test, but when both leave for a short while, the lab is engulfed in flames in an apparent sabotage. Tensions rise as accusations by both the Norwegians and the Americans are made, but Kate proposes another, much simpler test to single out those who might be the Thing from those who aren't. She uses a flashlight to inspect the teeth of all the other team members to see who has fillings and who doesn't. This test singles out Adam, Dr. Sander, station commander Edvard (Trond Espen Seim), and Colin. Peder (Stig Henrik Hoff) sends Lars and Jonas (Kristofer Hivju) out to bring back Carter and Derek, but they have tunneled out of the floor of the storage shed and into a neighboring building. When Lars leans in the doorway of the other building, he is suddenly pulled inside. Jonas runs back and pleads with Peder to help him rescue Lars, but Kate orders him to guard the potential Things.
During the argument, Carter and Derek force their way inside, armed with Lars' flamethrower. Edvard pushes Peder to burn both of them, assuming that they have killed Lars. When Peder takes aim, Derek shoots him dead in self-defense with Lars' gun, but also punctures his fuel tank, causing an explosion that knocks Edvard unconscious. While Edvard is being carried back to the rec room, he awakens and transforms into the Thing. He infects Jonas, kills Derek, and assimilates Adam while Sander and Colin flee. After torching Jonas and Derek, Carter and Kate head off to hunt it down. The Thing, which is now in the form of a creature with the faces of both Edvard and Adam, ambushes and attacks Dr. Sander. The monster manages to separate Carter from Kate and traps him in the kitchen. Just as it is about to kill him, Kate arrives and torches the monster.
Kate and Carter see Sander, who was infected by the creature, driving off in one of the Snowcats and give chase in the remaining vehicle. They follow it out to the wreck of its ship, which has been opened up and restarted, slowly preparing to take off. Kate and Carter are separated once again and Kate encounters the Thing. She barely manages to stay out of its reach, and when it finally catches her, she destroys it with a grenade. She and Carter escape and make it back to the Snowcat. As they are preparing to leave, Kate notices that Carter is missing his left ear piercing and determines that he is one of those Things. Carter points to his wrong ear. Kate then burns him, during which he screams like an alien, proving Kate's determination correct. Kate slowly climbs into the remaining Snowcat and stares blankly into the night.
The next morning, a Norwegian helicopter pilot, Matias (Ole Martin Aune Nilsen), arrives at the Norwegian camp and finds the facility burned and deserted, as well as the charred remains of the two-faced Thing. He shouts, looking for any survivors. It is revealed that Colin went into the radio room and committed suicide by slitting his wrists and throat to ensure the thing could never get to him. Lars, now revealed to have survived uninfected hiding in the building where Derek and Carter attacked him, shoots at Matias but recognizes that he is human after ordering him at gunpoint to show him his tooth fillings to prove it. At that moment, the Thing in the form of Lars' deceased dog bolts out of a ruined building and runs away. Lars realizes that it's the Thing and fires at it, then orders Matias to take off in pursuit. While Matias pilots the helicopter, Lars begins shooting at the animal from the helicopter, thus directly leading into the beginning of John Carpenter's The Thing.
In Winter 1982, an American Antarctic research station is alerted by gunfire and explosions. Pursued by a Norwegian helicopter, an Alaskan Malamute makes its way into the camp as the science station's crew looks on in confusion. Through reckless use of a thermite charge, the helicopter is destroyed and its pilot killed in the resulting explosion. The surviving passenger fires at the dog with a rifle, accidentally grazing George Bennings (Peter Maloney), one of the researchers, in the process. As Lars pursues the dog, he is shot and killed by a bewildered Garry (Donald Moffat), the station commander. Not knowing what to make of the incident, the station crew adopts the dog.
Unable to contact the outside world via hand radio, helicopter pilot R.J. MacReady (Kurt Russell) and Dr. Copper (Richard Dysart) risk a flight to the Norwegian camp only to find it destroyed, most of its personnel missing, and a corpse in the radio room with its throat and wrists slashed. Finding evidence that the Norwegians had dug something out of the ice, the pair return to the station with the partially-burned remains of a a humanoid corpse with two faces. An autopsy of the cadaver by Dr. Blair (Wilford Brimley) is inconclusive, save to find that the creature had what appeared to be a normal set of human internal organs.
At Bennings' request, the station's dog-handler, Clark (Richard Masur) kennels the stray with the rest of the station's sled dogs. The dog itself soon transforms into a huge hideous creature and begins to attack the other dogs. The loud barking from the dogs cause Clark to return, finding almost the entire sled team in the process of being assimilated by the creature. MacReady overhears the commotion and pulls a fire alarm, and everyone gathers to the kennel. After MacReady and Garry shoot the creature to no avail, Childs (Keith David) arrives and incinerates it with a flamethrower.
A subsequent autopsy by Blair reveals that the stray dog was an alien capable of absorbing and perfectly imitating other life-forms. Realizing the implications of this, Blair quickly becomes withdrawn and suspicious of the others. A second helicopter expedition discovers an alien spacecraft unearthed by the Norwegian research team, revealing that the creature had awakened after being buried within the ice for thousands of years.
Bennings and Windows (Thomas G. Waites) quarantine the remains of the dog-creature and the Norwegian cadaver in the storage room, while Fuchs (Joel Polis) confers with MacReady in a Snowcat that Blair is becoming unstable and his research indicates the burned creatures are still alive. Moments after Windows left, strands of tentacle-like sinew emerged from the remains of the dog creature and the Norwegian, and proceed to assimilate Bennings. Windows returns to find the creature assimilating Bennings, and alerts MacReady, who activates the fire alarm; the team corners the alien in mid-transformation outside and burn it with fuel. Afterwards, Blair calculates that the creature will assimilate the entire planet within three years upon reaching civilization and suffers a mental breakdown: to prevent the alien from escaping, he disables the helicopters and tractors, kills the remaining dogs, and proceeds to wreck the radio room until the team overpowers him and lock him in the tool shed.
Now isolated, the crew realizes that they might be contaminated and speculate on how to determine who is human. Windows finds that the medical blood supply has been destroyed, eliminating the chance of blood tests that could reveal the infected party; because the perpetrator used Garry's keys to access the blood, the team nearly dissolves into rampant paranoia as to who is guilty. MacReady puts Garry, Copper, and Clark into isolation, and orders Fuchs to continue Blair's work before an encroaching Arctic storm forces them inside tight quarters.
Fuchs, attempting to continue Blair's research, goes missing shortly after a power failure. Fuchs' body is found severely burned, MacReady speculates that Fuchs used a flare to burn himself before the Thing could reach him. MacReady comes under suspicion when a scrap of torn shirt containing his name tag is found at the camp, and he is locked outside in a severe blizzard. Somehow finding his way back to camp without a guide line, MacReady breaks into a storage room and threatens the rest of the crew with dynamite. In the course of the standoff, Norris (Charles Hallahan) appears to a heart attack after he and Cooper unsuccessfully attack MacReady from behind. When Copper attempts to revive him by defibrillation, Norris' body transforms and bites off Copper's forearms, killing him. MacReady then advances towards the Norris-Thing and torches its body, causing its head to sever itself in an attempt to escape, leading MacReady to theorize that every piece of the alien is an individual animal with its own survival instinct. He then burns the head with his flamethrower after Palmer (David Clennon), the backup pilot, spots it attempting to flee.
In an altercation preceding a test proposed by MacReady, Clark, in an act of mutiny, attempts to stab MacReady with a scalpel, only to end up being shot in the head and killed by MacReady in self-defense. The rest of the crew complies with the test; blood samples are drawn from each member of the team, including Clark and Copper's corpses, and jabbed with a hot wire to see whose blood will react defensively. First, Windows, MacReady, Copper and Clark are proved Human. Upon discovering that Clark was uninfected, Childs denounces MacReady as a murderer, but MacReady ignores him. When Palmer is tested, blood flees from the hot wire, revealing that he is an imitation. Exposed, Palmer then transforms and begins mauling Windows. MacReady attempts to burn Palmer, but his flamethrower jams and fails to ignite. After it finishes mauling Windows, MacReady finally gets the flamethrower working and burns the Palmer-Thing , then finishes it off with a stick of dynamite, before burning the infected Windows.
Confirming that MacReady, Childs, Garry, and Nauls (T.K. Carter) are still human, the surviving crew set out to the tool shed in order to administer the test to Blair while Childs keeps watch, only to discover that he has escaped by tunneling his way underground. They follow the path and discover that not only has Blair been assimilated, but he has also been constructing a small flying vehicle of alien design underneath the tool shed to reach and infect the mainland. They return to the surface to witness Childs inexplicably abandoning his post at the main gate, followed by the facility losing power. Realizing that the creature now wants to freeze again so a future rescue team will find it, the remaining crew acknowledge that they will not survive and set about destroying the facility in hopes of killing the creature.
While setting explosives in the underground generator room, Garry is killed by the infected Blair. Nauls follows the sounds of the creature and is never seen again. The only indication of Nauls' fate is sealed by a lone noise MacReady hears from the other underground chamber. Alone, MacReady prepares to detonate the charges when the creature, larger than ever, emerges from below the floor and destroys the detonator. MacReady attacks it with a stick of dynamite, setting off the rest of the charges and destroying Blair and the entire facility.
MacReady wanders the burning ruins to face his fate with a bottle of Scotch and encounters a returning Childs. Childs claims that he thought he saw Blair in the storm, so he went on after him and got lost, but MacReady is unconvinced. With the polar climate closing in around them and without any method to determine whether or not either of them is really human, they acknowledge the futility of their distrust, sharing a drink as the camp burns and the cold returns, awaiting their inevitable deaths.
When she was done they were shocked.
Justin Clarke: Whoa man.
Marissa: Kate that's awful.
Kate Lloyd: It sure was but thanks to J.D. and everyone on Team Loud Phoenix Storm, I'm finally free of my demons.
Nico: That abomination was absolutely disgusting.
Me: Yeah. I don't know what the hell those aliens that made it were thinking when they made that abomination. It was made of over 10,000,000 different aliens from all over the universe.
Justin Clarke: Whoa! 10,000,000 Aliens!?
Sunset Shimmer: We were shocked ourselves.
Me: Yeah no kidding.
Man Ray: (to Justin and Marissa) So, how has today been for you two?
Justin Clarke: Busy and cold.
Me: It's amazing how you 2 are able to survive down here in these conditions.
Justin Clarke: I know.
Marissa: But we can't stop thinking about Ivanna.
Me: The viking you two befriended in the lost country of Brovania.
Justin Clarke: That's right. How did you know that?
Nico: You would be amazed at how many things we know.
Justin Clarke: We are also looking for our father. He was said to be down here to look for the Rare Blue Sea Lion.
Eli: A blue Sea Lion?
Twilight Sparkle: Wow. Never saw one of those.
Shanan: They are extremely rare.
Laney: Yeah.
Magma Man: We'll help you two. Especially me, considering that the cold doesn't bother me.
Me: Yeah we'll all gladly help you. You two can lead us to Brovania so we can help find your father.
Marissa: We would like that.
Justin came back with a world map and he showed us that Brovania was located near the northeastern edge of Antarctica.
Me: Wow that's far from here. But we know the planet really well.
Nico: We sure do.
Vince: Eli can you sense where he is?
Eli concentrated and used the Force to find him.
Eli: He's on the continent somewhere.
Me: Then we have to find him. Lets get ready and head out everyone.
We were getting ready.
Motor Ed: If any of you dudes want to ride with me, you can. I'm using one of my cars with a heater.
Justin Clarke: Thanks.
Marissa: I'm in.
Me: All right lets roll!
We were off to Brovania.
We later arrived at Brovania and it was an amazing place.
Me: Wow! So this is Brovania.
Sonata Dusk: Is there treasure around this area?
Marissa: A massive treasure that defies all odds.
Nicole: I've heard about this treasure. It's a treasure that's 100,000,000,000,000,000 times more the value of the Loot of A Thousand Worlds here. It's a treasure that many have coveted over the millennia. It's called The Treasure of King Lantia.
Nico: Whoa! That must be one amazing treasure.
Nicole: It sure is. I've been trying to find a treasure like that since I was a little girl. But all my attempts were unsuccessful. Now I have a chance to find it.
Me: Wow!
Johnny 13: Hope you guys don't mind me using my bike to get around.
Me: Not at all Johnny.
Justin Clarke: You guys will love meeting Ivanna. She is a great viking warrior.
Me: I can tell. I'm also descended from vikings myself.
We went to find Ivanna.
Sixshot: Hiccup and his friends are vikings too.
Hiccup: He's right on that.
Justin Clarke: That is so cool!
Marissa: Yeah. Which viking are you descended from J.D.?
Me: Leif Ericsson. The great Scandinavian Viking Explorer.
We then saw Ivanna's cabin and it was a really nice cabin.
We saw Ivanna outside sharpening her sword.
Me: Are you Ivanna?
Ivanna: (Norwegian Accent) That's right. You must be J.D. Knudson, the Great Leader of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Me: That's right.
Ivanna: It's an honor.
Me: Same here.
Marissa: Glad you're all right Ivanna.
Ivanna: Thank you.
SkullMeramon: You should know that I'm not really cold.
Nico: We know that.
Ivanna: The gods have told me that you were coming. You want to find Justin and Marissa's father.
Me: Yes that's correct.
Nico: Do you know where he might be?
Ivanna: He went to find the treasure.
Me: Oh wow. We got to find him and quick.
Turbo Man: I'll use my speed to search the place and find him.
Me: Okay. Flash, Rainbow Dash, Turbo, you go with him.
Rainbow Dash: You got it.
They used their speed to search for him.
Absorbing Man: If I absorb the snow around here, will my body become ice?
Marinette: Yes it will.
Then Turbo Man and the group came back.
Turbo Man: We found him. He's over in that temple over there.
I pulled out my binoculars.
Me: I see it.
Eli: He's there all right.
Nico: Lets get over there and fast.
We were off to the temple.
Ember McClain: Ivanna, do you have any friends that can help us?
Ivanna: I sure do.
She made a wolf howl and out came Luka!
Me: Luka.
Nico: Whoa.
Billy Numerous: I'll clone us an army in case there's a fight.
Billy made 310 copies of himself.
Me: Good idea Billy. Lets go.
We went into the temple and we were ready for anything.
Me: Wow! Look at this temple.
Cheetah: This temple is huge!
Me: Wow! No kidding.
Nicole: For a treasure as big as what I have heard it has to be huge.
We then saw a golden glow coming from a room and then we went in and we saw THE TREASURE! It was the biggest piles of gold, jewels, coins and jewel encrusted weapons we've EVER SEEN!
Tar Pit: Look at all that treasure!
Me: Unbelievable!
Nicole: At long last! The Treasure of King Lantia! We found it!
Nico: This is incredible!
Laney: Wow!
Livewire: I get the feeling we're not alone here.
Me: I have that feeling too.
I then sensed someone coming.
Me: Someone's coming. Hide.
We hid.
Then a middle-aged woman came in and it was LUCILLE BOTZCOWSKI THE BABYSITTER BANDIT! (Season 1 Episode 13)
Lucille Botzcowski, also known as Ms. Botz or The Babysitter Bandit, is the opening antagonist of the animated sitcom series The Simpsons and the main antagonist for The Simpsons Season 1 finale episode "Some Enchanting Evening". She works as a babysitter, only to get into houses of trusting people and rob them.
She was voiced by the late Penny Marshall.
Hired by Homer from the Rubber Baby Buggy Bumper Babysitting Service, she was to babysit the kids while he and Marge stayed at a motel. After her arrival, the children discovered her true identity as a robber on a television show, but were captured and tied up before able to stop her. She then started looting The Simpsons' house, but was eventually thwarted and captured by Bart, Lisa and Maggie. The kids had to call for help from a pay phone, since Lucille had disabled the house phones. Homer and Marge eventually returned home, only to find The Babysitter Bandit hog-tied with her mouth taped shut, staring uncontrollably at The Happy Little Elves videotape. She deceived Homer into freeing her moments before the police arrived. Later, Homer and Marge realized that they made a mistake when the police told them what really happen.
In Bart's Dog Gets an F, a new broadcast mentions that she has escaped from prison. She appears in Hurricane Neddy, pacing back and forth in a cell in Calmwood Mental Hospital due to the Simpsons kids encounter.
Nico: Who is that?
Bart: That's Lucille Botzcowski the Babysitter Bandit.
Lisa Simpson: What is she doing here?
Me: I bet she's here to get the treasure all for herself.
Nico: I have that feeling too.
Me: Lets get her!
We went at her.
Lucille: (Laughs evilly) I will be rich more than Team Loud Phoenix Storm and then I will rule the world!
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A massive fiery explosion went off and a phoenix cry was heard and then the spirits of the dark elemental forces of nature swirled around and converged and then out came us.
Me: Lucille Botzcowski. I had a feeling someone as greedy as you would show up.
Homer: (to Lucille) If I knew that you were bad news, I would've done to you what I usually do to Bart!
Beetle: Exactly how often do you do that now?
Homer: Well back when I lived in Springfield before it was destroyed it was 20 to 40 times.
Nico: A day?
Homer: A week.
Me: Whoa! Then go get her Homer.
Homer: WHY YOU LITTLE!?
Homer strangled Lucille.
Scorcher, Firepower, Evil Star, Key, Overdriive, El Diablo, Toyman, Villamax, Wolf and Weather Wizard then appeared.
Me: Scorcher, Firepower, Evil Star, Key, Overdriive, El Diablo, Toyman, Villamax, Wolf and Weather Wizard.
Toyman: Looks like we got here just in time.
Scorcher: FYI, my suit made me immune to the cold.
May: Well, I was made immune to it due to my powers.
Firepower: I was made immune thanks to my own suit too.
William: Good to know.
Me: Yep.
Evil Star: But the cold was worth it to get here.
Key: (to the Cats) Good to have you 3 here.
Gordon: It's an honor to be here.
Overdrive: How do you guys like it so far?
Waffles: It's amazing.
Mr. Blik: You bet it is. We love it and J.D. loves root beer as much as we do.
Me: Yep it's true. Can't get enough of the stuff.
?: You sure like root beer huh?
A figure came out and it was STARVARK from episodes 17 and 18 of Ninja Storm!
This monster was sent out with an army of monsters to attack the Power Rangers. He is confronted by Tori, the Blue Ranger - and destroyed by the Storm Megazord width the Ram Hammer and Turtle Mace.
Tori Hansen: Starvark!
Starvark: Been a while rangers.
Me: I remember you! You were sent with a massive army of monsters to kill the rangers.
Starvark: That's right. Very awesome memory on you.
Me: Never missed an episode.
Starvark: I'm glad I get to have a bigger battle this time. I only had a small one when I first showed up.
Me: I remember that. That was awesome.
Nico: It sure was.
?: (British Accent) Too bad it will be the last one for you.
We gasped when we heard that voice.
Alice Liddell: I was hoping I would never hear that voice again after all these years. You took everything away from me Dr. Angus Bumby!
A figure came out and it was Alice Liddell's murderous Psychologist, the man that killed her family and stole 10 years from her life: DR. ANGUS BUMBY!
Me: Dr. Angus Bumby!
Nico: You heartless monster!
Laney: I had a feeling you would show your ugly face here after all this time!
Dr. Bumby: It was because of that psychotic bitch there.
Me: You are the psycho! I HATE PEOPLE LIKE YOU BUMBY! So many people suffered all because of you! You make me sick!
Eli: You monster!
Dr. Bumby: You underestimate the mind of a brilliant psychologist.
Me: Brilliant Psychologist my fucking ass! What you did is nothing but play mind games, turned innocent children into mind-raped vegetables and even resorted to rape and cold-blooded murder! And you sent Alice who was broken and fractured to an insane asylum against her will for a decade and made her suffer at your hands even more! You told her to forget her memories! You nearly destroyed everything she held dear in her heart. Memories should be treasured and held on to learn from and not forgotten! But you don't give a flying fuck about anyone but yourself! You would rather make enemies and destroy peoples minds all for your own fucking amusement and selfish ambitions!
Nico: That's right! It's people like you that make psychologists everywhere look bad!
Me: That's right! You give psychologists everywhere a REALLY bad name!
Dr. Bumby: You think that but all you are is a psychotic monster that kills for pleasure.
Me: Sticks and stones Bumby.
Alice Liddell: I've had it with you Bumby.
?: Boy it sounds like you guys hate him.
A figure came out and it was PSEUDO!
Nico: Pseudo!
Pseudo: Nice to finally meet you Nico. I'm here to challenge Dinobot.
Dinobot: It will be an honor.
?: (Transylvanian Accent) It's gonna be good to face one of you.
A figure came out and it was BATMAN!? WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!?
Me: Batman!?
We saw that this version of Batman had fangs!
Me: He's a Vampire!
Batman: That's another version of me.
Me: But he's a Vampire.
Vampire Batman: That's right. I'm Vampire Batman and I picked Kirato.
Kirato: Oh wow!
Me: This is gonna be good.
We got the battles underway.
Battle 1: Jason Lee Scott, Twilight Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Crystal Laney, Mighty Morphin Rangers, Snaptrap and Nautilator vs Steven Hudak A.K.A. Scorcher
Scorcher was first and the group was in a magic world.
Scorcher: (to Jason) If I was in Homer's shoes, I would've set that bitch's ass on fire!
Jason Lee Scott: Yeah me too! That's why we should never let evil criminals around kids.
Twilight Sparkle: You got that right. They have no right to be anything after everything they did.
Spyro: I agree with you there. What Lucille did is absolutely horrible.
Crystal Laney: That's right! But what Lucille did is no where near as bad as Icky Vicky. You guys told us all about her and it's good she is in prison.
Zach Taylor: You got that right.
Kim: Yeah she is horrible.
Scorcher: You got that right. Lets do it!
Tommy: IT'S MORPHIN TIME!
THUNDERCLAP!
Tommy: "Dragonzord!"
Zack: "Mastodon!"
Kimberly: "Pterodactyl!"
Billy: "Triceratops!"
Trini: "Saber-Toothed Tiger!"
Jason: "Tyrannosaurus!"
They transformed and were ready.
Jason: "We're back and ready to morph into Action!"
Tommy: "Six working to together to fight evil!"
Zack: "And stop Rita!"
Billy: "And all her menacing monsters!"
Trini: "From destroying our Planet Earth!"
Kimberly: "And ruling the Universe with evil!"
Jason: "Look out, Rita, we're not backin' down because we're the..."
All: "Power Rangers!"
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A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready to kick some butt!
They fired waves of magic and energy and elements and smashed him down.
Jason: ALL RIGHT!
Twilight Sparkle: That was amazing!
Battle 2: Aurico, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Liquid Leni, Alien Rangers, Sonata Dusk and Transquito VS Jack Taggert A.K.A. Firepower
Firepower was next and the group was on a water world.
Firepower: (to Aurico) Lucille actually has never been caught before. (laughs) Until today, that is!
Aurico: Hard to imagine she was able to not be caught for so long.
Rarity: I think it was over 30+ Years.
Sweetie Belle: What she did over the course of that time was horrible!
Gill Grunt: She must've used the war in Springfield as her cover to escape before it was destroyed.
Liquid Leni: Totes not cool.
Delphine: No it's not.
Sonata Dusk: I would never have her as my babysitter.
Firepower: Me neither. Lets do it!
Delphine: IT'S MORPHIN TIME!
They transformed!
Delphine: "White Aquitar Ranger Power
Corcus: "Black Aquitar Ranger Power!"
Cestro: "Blue Aquitar Ranger Power!"
Tideus: "Yellow Aquitar Ranger Power!"
Aurico. "Red Aquitar Ranger Power!"
All: Power Of Water, Power Of Light, Powers Unite!
KRASPLASH!
A massive wave of water exploded out and they were ready!
Transquito: This is gonna be awesome. Transquito, TERRORIZE!
He transformed!
They fired waves of water, energy, jewels and ice and smashed him down.
Aurico: YEAH! That was great!
Rarity: Rapture darling that was grand!
Battle 3: Tommy Oliver (Zeo), Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Lightning Lisa, Zeo Rangers, Block Man and Search Man VS Guy Pompton A.K.A. Evil Star
Evil Star was next and the group was in a world of the undead.
Evil Star: (to Tommy) Did you find Justin and Marissa's dad before running into Lucille?
Tommy: Not yet but we will find him. Eli said he was here.
Starlight Glimmer: The Force has never been wrong to us before and we will find him.
Cozy Glow: We sure will and he will be found.
Hex: That's right and we won't give up.
Lightning Lisa: No we won't.
Kat Hillard: (Australian Accent) You said it mates.
Evil Star: Love that spirit. Lets do it!
Zeo Rangers: IT'S MORPHIN TIME!
They transformed!
Katherine: "Zeo Ranger I: Pink!"
Tanya: "Zeo Ranger II: Yellow!"
Rocky: "Zeo Ranger III: Blue!"
Adam: "Zeo Ranger IV: Green! "
Tommy: "Zeo Ranger V: Red!"
Jason: "Gold Ranger Power!"
All: "Power Rangers Zeo!"
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A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready!
They fired waves of energy and stars and bones and lasers and smashed him down.
Tommy Oliver: ALL RIGHT!
Starlight Glimmer: That was amazing!
Battle 4: T.J. Johnson, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Air Lincoln, Turbo Rangers, Hornet Man and Magma Man VS Key
Key was next and the group was in a sky world with floating cities.
Key: (to T.J. Johnson) What are you going to do with all this treasure?
T.J.: We're going to keep some of it and give some of it to museums.
Rainbow Dash: But finding this treasure was awesome.
Scootaloo: It sure was amazing!
Whirlwind: Yeah no kidding! It was amazing finding it.
Air Lincoln: I thought this was all amazing.
Cassie Chan: I agree too.
Ashley Hammond: It was amazing.
Key: Glad you liked it. Lets do it!
Turbo Rangers: SHIFT INTO TURBO!
They transformed!
T.J.: "Red Turbo Ranger!"
Justin: "Blue Turbo Ranger!"
Carlos: "Green Turbo Ranger!"
Ashley: "Yellow Turbo Ranger!"
Cassie: "Pink Turbo Ranger!"
All: "Alright! Power Rangers Turbo!"
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A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready to kick some butt!
They fired waves of wind, lightning and energy and smashed him down.
T.J.: ALL RIGHT!
Rainbow Dash: That was AWESOME!
Battle 5: Andros, Princess Luna, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Shadow Lucy, In Space Rangers, Birdbrain and Bristleback VS James Beverley A.K.A. Overdrive (Marvel)
Overdrive was next and the group was in a world of darkness.
Overdrive: (to Andros) Who did J.D. rescue this time? Also, the vehicle I'm using this time will be a Harley Davidson Tour Glide motorcycle.
Andros: Good choice and J.D. rescued a girl named Kirato and she is a Werebat.
Princess Luna: We never saw a werebat before.
Snowdrop: That is so cool.
Gari: She will make a great member for the Goths of Darkness.
Blackout: She sure will and it's awesome how she can move in the day and the night.
Shadow Lucy: I like her hair too. It's like mine.
Zhane: It sure is.
Overdrive: You said it. Lets do it!
In Space Rangers: LETS ROCKET!
They transformed!
Andros: "Power Red!"
Carlos: "Power Black!"
T.J: "Power Blue!"
Ashley: "Power Yellow!"
Cassie: "Power Pink!"
Zhane: "Power Silver!"
All: "Power Rangers Power Up!"
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A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready!
They fired waves of energy, darkness and lasers and smashed him down.
Andros: YEAH!
Princess Luna: A true Victory of the night!
Battle 6: Leo Corbett, Princess Celestia, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Light Lily, Lost Galaxy Rangers, Sixshot and Barrage VS Chato Santana A.K.A. El Diablo
El Diablo was next and the group was in a world of light.
El Diablo: (to Leo) Kirato would get along great with Batman. (laughs) Ironic since she's facing his vampire version!
Leo: That is ironic. I think it's amazing. And you are right she would.
Princess Celestia: It sure is amazing how we have a werebat in the team.
Amber Morning: (Coos in agreement.
Spotlight: I think it's awesome.
Light Lily cooed in agreement too.
Kai: It sure is awesome.
Maya: I think so too.
El Diablo: I think so too. Lets do it!
Lost Galaxy: GO! GALACTIC!
Mike Corbett: MAGNA POWER!
They transformed!
Leo: "Galaxy Red!"
Kai: "Galaxy Blue!"
Damon: "Galaxy Green!"
Maya: "Galaxy Yellow!"
Kendrix: "Galaxy Pink!"
Mike: "Magna Defender!"
All: GALACTIC DEFENDERS! POWER RANGERS LOST GALAXY!
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A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready!
They fired waves of energy and light and elements and smashed him down.
Leo: ALL RIGHT!
Princess Celestia: That was so fun!
Battle 7: Carter Grayson, Sunset Shimmer, Fire Skylanders, Fire Lori, Lightspeed Rescue Rangers, Pharaoh Man and Turbo Man VS Toyman
Toyman was next and the group was on a world of fire.
Toyman: (to Carter) Did J.D. really meet a Seviper Gene Slammer this morning?
Carter: Yeah he sure did and she has one of the longest names we've ever seen and heard.
Sunset Shimmer: She comes from India. Her name is Ekantika Venkatanarasimharajuvaripeta.
Toyman: WHOA! You weren't kidding. That is a long one. I thought Apu had a really long name.
Fire Lori: It literally is. We were amazed.
Chad Lee: It sure is.
Joel: I think it's really cool.
Toyman: I think so too. Lets do it!
Lightspeed Rescue Rangers: LIGHTSPEED RESCUE!
Ryan Mitchell: TITANIUM POWER!
They transformed!
Carter: "Red Ranger, Rescue ready!"
Chad: "Blue Ranger, Rescue ready!"
Joel: "Green Ranger, Rescue ready!"
Kelsey: "Yellow Ranger, Rescue ready!"
Dana: "Pink Ranger, Rescue ready!"
Ryan: "Titanium Ranger, Rescue ready!"
All: RESCUE READY! POWER RANGERS LIGHTSPEED RESCUE!
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A massive fiery explosion went off and they were ready!
They fired waves of fire and energy and elements and smashed him down.
Carter: ALL RIGHT!
Sunset Shimmer: That was so fun!
Battle 8: Wes Collins, Pinkie Pie, Tech Skylanders, Steel Lynn, Time Force Rangers, Ember McLain and Amorpho VS Villamax
Villamax was next and the group was in a world of gears.
Villamax: (to Wes Collins) Ekantina would get along great with Jessie's Seviper.
Wes: I agree with you there. She would also get along great with Lucy. She's a Seviper Trainer too.
Pinkie Pie: She sure would and Seviper is a cool Pokemon.
Sprocket: Yeah that is cool!
Steel Lynn: It sure is. I think it's awesome.
Jen Scotts: I think so too.
Katie: Same here.
Villamax: I'm glad. Lets do it!
Time Force Rangers: TIME FOR TIME FORCE!
Eric Myers: QUANTUM POWER!
They transformed.
Wes: "Time Force Red!"
Jenn: "Time Force Pink!"
Lucas: "Time Force Blue!"
Katie: "Time Force Yellow!"
Trip: "Time Force Green!"
Eric: "Quantum Ranger!"
All: "Power Rangers Time Force!"
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A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready to kick some butt!
They fired laser blasts and energy blasts and lightning blasts and smashed him down.
Wes Collins: YEAH!
Pinkie Pie: BEST USUAL BATTLE EVER!
Battle 9: Cole Evans, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Life Skylanders, Plant Lola, Wild Force Rangers, Fuzzy Lumpkins and Cheetah VS Wolf
Wolf was next and the group was in a jungle world.
Wolf: (to Cole) I really feel bad for Alice. You especially should know what it's like to have your family murdered.
Cole: I sure do know what that feels like. I was only a baby when my parents were murdered.
Fluttershy: Sasuke knows that feeling too. He lost his family at a young age as well.
Tornado Bolt: What happened to Alice was absolutely horrible.
Stealth Elf: It sure was. Poor Alice.
Plant Lola: No one should EVER have to go through something like that.
Taylor Earhart: Yeah it's awful.
Max Cooper: It sure is.
Wolf: It sure is. Fox went through the same thing. Lets do it!
Wild Force Rangers: WILD ACCESS! HA!
They transformed.
Cole: "Blazing Lion!"
Taylor: "Soaring Eagle!"
Max: "Surging Shark!"
Danny: "Iron Bison!"
Alyssa: "Noble Tiger!"
Merrick: "Howling Wolf!"
Kendall (WF): "Magnificent Peacock!"
Cole: "Guardians Of The Earth, United We Roar! Power Rangers…!"
All: "...Wild Force!"
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A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready for action!
They fired waves of energy, leaves, flowers, grass, fruit and vegetables and smashed him down.
Cole: YEAH!
Fluttershy: That was fun.
Battle 10: Shane Clarke, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Stone Luna, Ninja Storm Rangers, Silver Banshee and Livewire VS Weather Wizard
Weather Wizard was next and the group was in a mountainous earth world.
Weather Wizard: (to Shane) I think Bumby is even worse than the Queen of Hearts!
Shane Clarke: No villain that Alice knows is worse than the Queen of Hearts.
Applejack: Yeah she was a tyrant that beheaded even her subjects for making the smallest of mistakes.
Apple Bloom: Yeah no kidding! She was a monster!
Weather Wizard: I stand corrected. But Alice should have never had to go through something this horrible.
Flashwing: Yeah what happened was absolutely horrible.
Stone Luna: No kidding dudes. Bumby stole 10 years from her.
Tori Hanson: What a heartless monster.
Dustin Brooks: He is as bad as Lothar.
Weather Wizard: Indeed. Lets do it!
Ninja Storm Rangers: NINJA/THUNDER/SAMURAI STORM! RANGER FORM! HA!
They transformed!
Shane: "Power of Air!"
Tori: "Power of Water!"
Dustin: "Power of Earth!"
Hunter: "Crimson Thunder!"
Blake: "Navy Thunder!"
Cam: "Green Samurai Power!"
All: "Ninja Storm!"
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A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready for action!
They fired waves of energy, lightning, earth, rock and apples and smashed him down.
Shane Clarke: YEAH!
Applejack: YEEHAW! That was great!
Dustin: Now it's time for our battle with Starvark.
Tori Hanson: Yep. Lets go.
Battle 11: Ninja Storm Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Nico, Charles Darwin Middle School Alumni, Ice Luan, Lola, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lisa and Lily VS Starvark
Starvark was next.
Nico: This is gonna be awesome.
Starvark: Yep. You'll like what's in my safe.
Nico teleported and opened the safe and in it was a bunch of swords.
Nico: These swords are cool.
Starvark: Yep. They are called The Defenders of Charles Darwin Middle School.
Defenders of Charles Darwin Middle School. They're a collection of swords with the animals they represent etched onto the 6'5" massive, wide, double-edged blades, the crossguards are two heads of the animals that Adam Lyon and his friends represent, large gems for the crossguards, longer black handles, and the large pommels are the four heads of the animals that Adam Lyon and his friends represent with gems in the open mouths. Once in hand, Adam Lyon and his friends will get a massive power and energy increase.
Nico: Cool!
Nico teleported and gave the swords to the alumni.
Troy Burrows: Lets get him!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! NINJA STORM!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Ninja Storm Rangers too!
Nico: Time for some buttkicking!
Rangers: THUNDERSTORM CANNON!
They formed the Thunderstorm Cannon.
Nico: FIRE!
They fired waves of elements and energy and the blasts all hit Starvark and he exploded!
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He was dead!
Nico: Starvark you have failed this world.
Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.
Battle 12: Kirato VS Vampire Batman (Batman The Brave And The Bold)
Vampire Batman was next.
Vampire Batman: Vampire VS Werebat. Good theme for this.
Kirato: It sure is. I think this is gonna be fun.
Vampire Batman: To become vampire is to heighten all of ones senses. To attain speed, strength and immortality.
Kirato: And I should know all that. Because I am a vampire bat after all. Lets do it!
Kirato went at him and punched and kicked and smashed him down.
Battle 13: Dinobot VS Pseudo
Pseudo was next.
Pseudo: I hope you are ready for me.
Dinobot: I'm always ready for a battle. As it is always the way of a warrior.
Pseudo: I'm glad you think that. Lets do it.
Dinobot: With pleasure my friend. Dinobot, MAXIMIZE!
He transformed and fired laser blasts and smashed him down.
We regrouped and we were facing Lucille and Alice and Luan were facing Bumby.
POW! SMASH! BLAM! BIFF!
Alice punched and kicked Bumby all over and kicked him in the crotch!
Luan: Looks like you have a train to catch (smirks) Or will it catch you?
Alice pushed Bumby in front of Astrotrain's train mode.
SMASH!
Astrotrain smashed him down in a sickening bonecrunching squish!
Astrotrain: Okay, he's dead, alright? We're never gonna be seeing him again!
Luan: Not yet.
Bumby's spirit then appeared.
Alice: You make me sick Bumby. This is for my family. (Holds hand out to him) SUPER HAKAI!
She obliterated him from existence forever!
Her family was avenged and justice was given to her.
Troy: Lucille, you're under arrest!
Megaforce Rangers: Legendary Ranger Mode: SPD!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the SPD Rangers.
Nico: We're taking you in!
Lucille: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE COPPERS!
We went at her and punched, kicked and pulverized her all over the place.
POW! BLAM! SMASH! ZAP! SMASH! SLASH! KROW! BAM! ZONK! CRACK! BIFF! BAM! SMASH! THWACK! BONK! SLAM!
Raimusa, Wrenges, Lyssta, and Nivenna blasted and smashed her all over the place.
Earthworm Jim: EAT DIRT THIEVING BABYSITTER! (BLASTS LUCILLE ALL OVER) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ed Cowart: EAT DIRT ROBBER MONSTER! (BLASTS LUCILLE ALL OVER) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ets: Try this on! TECHNO STYLE NINJA ART: LIGHTNING GEAR ELECTROCUTION!
He fired a barrage of gears made of lightning and electrocuted her all over.
Blot, Kraven, Groove and Hulk all used the Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Blot's Slime Gun, Kraven's powers, Hulk's strength and Groove's Photon Pistol 100-fold.
Blot and Kraven: ANIMAL SLIME MEGABLAST!
Hulk and Groove: SMASHING PHOTON BURST!
Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Magma Gloom, Flash Magnus, Air Skylanders and Air Lincoln: RAINBOW TREASURE BLAST!
They fired waves of energy, light, slime and rainbows.
Absorbing Man, Daring Do, Rainbow Dash, Justin & Marissa, Nicole, Laney, Eli and Nunnally: TREASURE HUNTER MEGA BLAST!
They fired waves of energy and rainbows.
Lincoln: BLUE HOPE LIGHTNING STYLE: SAINT WALKER!
Fluttershy: BLUE HOPE NATURE STYLE: BROTHER WARTH!
Perfuma: BLUE HOPE NATURE STYLE: BROTHER EESOK!
Colette: BLUT HOME LIGHT STYLE: SISTER SERCY!
Yuna: GREEN WILL WATER STYLE: HAL JORDAN!
Rainbow Dash: GREEN WILL WIND STYLE: GUY GARDNER!
Tyris Flare: GREEN WILL FIRE STYLE: JOHN STEWART!
Blaze Fielding: GREEN WILL EARTH STYLE: JESSICA CRUZ!
Yang: RED RAGE FIRE STYLE: ATROCITUS!
Ryuko Matoi: RED RAGE DARK STYLE: DEX-STARR!
Tatsumaki: RED RAGE WIND STYLE: BLEEZ!
Batch: RED RAGE TECH STYLE: RANKORR!
Faye Valentine: YELLOW FEAR FIRE STYLE: THAAL SINESTRO!
Ajna: YELLOW FEAR WIND STYLE: KARU-SIL!
Jolyne Kujo: YELLOW FEAR WATER STYLE: AMON SUR!
Morrigan Aensland: (Scottish Accent) YELLOW FEAR DARK STYLE: LYSSA DRAK!
Girl Jordan: ORANGE GREED WATER STYLE: LARFLEEZE!
Lucy Liberty: ORANGE GREED FIRE STYLE: BLUME!
Zola: ORANGE GREED DARK STYLE: TURPA!
Lili De Rochefort: ORANGE GREED LIGHTNING STYLE: SOUND DANCER!
Julie: INDIGO COMPASSION EARTH STYLE: INDIGO-1!
Fuu: INDIGO COMPASSION NATURE STYLE: MUNK!
Shizuka Marikawa: INDIGO COMPASSION WATER STYLE: NATROMO!
Nanami: INDIGO COMPASSION WATER STYLE: SLOG THE SLAYER!
Minerva Mink: VIOLET LOVE LIGHTNING STYLE: CAROL FERRIS!
Jessica Shannon: VIOLET LOVE STING STYLE: DELA PHARON!
Shantae: VIOLET LOVE MAGIC STYLE: MIRI RIAM!
Gluko: VIOLET LOVE WIND STYLE: MISS BLOSS!
Lily the Mermaid: WHITE LIFE PLANET STYLE: KYLE RAYNER!
Ronnie Anne: BLACK DEATH DARK STYLE: BLACK HAND!
They had images of each of the Lantern Corps home planets appear behind them and they fired waves of energy and they formed into said members of their Lantern Corps.
Lincoln and his Harem: LANTERN CORPS FINAL SMASH: EMOTIONAL SPECTRUM MEGALASER!
They fired a massive rainbow laser based on the Emotional Spectrum and the blasts all hit Lucille and exploded!
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She was knocked out and I slapped the cuffs onto her.
Me: You're going to jail for a long time Lucille.
I had her sent to the courts to face trial for her crimes.
El Diablo: That takes care of that bitch.
Toyman: I hope she likes prison food.
Villamax: Hey, like it or hate it, she's going to be there for a very long time.
Me: About 417,231 years.
Gordon: Why don't we celebrate with some root beer?
Wolf: We'd like that.
Poromon: Sure. But can we also real beer as well?
Blik: Nice try, Poromon! For this celebration, it'll only be root beer!
Weather Wizard: That way, you won't get drunk.
Me: Root beer is just as good as regular beer. Except without alcohol.
Poromon: True. Root Beer is just as good.
Me: Yep. Great job everyone. Great job.
?: Justin, Marissa?
We saw Justin and Marissa's father and he was okay.
Justin Clarke: Dad!
Marissa: Daddy!
They went and hugged him.
We were happy he was okay.
We put all of the treasure in a scroll and later went back to McMurdo. We told Dr. Clarke about everything that happened and he was amazed.
Dr. Clarke: Wow! That's incredible.
Me: It sure was. But you now have quite a story to tell everyone when we get back home.
Justin Clarke: We sure do. Thank you all so much for everything guys.
Me: It was our pleasure Justin. You and Marissa did great.
Absorbing Man: They sure did. (To the viewers) This was an awesome treasure hunt and an amazing apprehension of one of Springfield's most dangerous criminals.
Marissa: It sure was. (To the viewers) Always be careful with who you hire as a babysitter. There's no telling what they can do in terms of criminal records and everything.
Me: That's true. Lets go home everyone. Great job.
We went back home and had some dinner and went to sleep. The treasure was given to much of the world and it was used to help a bunch of countries that were poor and all that. Also everyone was amazed that Brovania exists. Just like I had predicted, Lucille Botzcowski was convicted of numerous counts of child abuse, robbery, theft, burglary, false imprisonment, and many other violent offenses. She was sentenced to 417,231 years in prison without parole for her crimes. She was taken to the Uranus Prison for her crimes. The most criminal Lucille Botzcowski the Babysitter Bandit was now behind bars forever. Alice Liddell is now also forever free of the monster and the demons that have destroyed her life.
THE END
Another awesome adventure complete.
Legend of The Lost Legend was a really good adventure of Goosebumps and I thought it was amazing how there are so many awesome legends out there that are waiting to be discovered. The first part of the chapter was for the awesome Nickelodeon show Catscratch and it was so awesome and cute and funny. It aired from July 9, 2005 – February 10, 2007 and it's a darn shame it was on for only 20 episodes. What a rip! I thought it was cool. The second part was for the awesome 1984 movie Splash. One of my favorite mermaid movies from my childhood. It was so awesome and Tom Hanks and Daryl Hannah did a great job in that movie 37 years ago. It was so awesome. Lucille Botzcowski is from the 13th and final episode of Season 1 of The Simpsons and the episode aired on May 13th, 1990 and I was only 2 and a half years old when that episode came out. But Penny Marshall did a great job as her back then. Now after over 31 years, we finally brought the notorious Lucille Botzcowski to justice to face the long arm of the law. NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Etstheclarencefan and ninjakingofhearts all gave me the ideas for this. Thanks guys. And thanks to the guest reviewer for the scenes he gave me. The next rescue for me is gonna be for Cryos the Glacies and she and a Victreebel Gene-Slammer named Joy Taurus will be helping me and the Arceus Gene-Slammer in the world of Legends of Zelda The Windwaker for Wii U and we're going to kill Ganon and make sure he pays for his crimes in full. The rescue for Lincoln will be in the world of Species II and Patrick Ross is gonna be back for revenge on me for killing his children to destroy the entire human race. The next chapter is for an 8 Part Mini-Saga where we go after some of the great Scooby Doo Monsters and bring the villains they were as to justice. The first monster is the Snow Creature from What's New Scooby Doo? and that is gonna be awesome!
See you all tomorrow.
