Me and Christina Schumacher the Arceus Gene-Slammer were flying over the land of Hyrule and it was beautiful.

Christina Schumacher: (German Accent) Looks like we're in one of the areas of Hyrule.

Christina concentrated and groaned as she began to grow in size.

Me: It sure does look familiar.

Christina turned into ARCEUS!

Me: YEAH!

Christina Arceus: Hop on.

I got on and we flew and I instantly recognized the Hyrule we were in.

Me: WHOA! This is the Hyrule from The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker.


While Link is celebrating his coming of age, a gigantic bird drops pirate captain Tetra into Outset Island's forest. Link rescues Tetra from monsters, but the bird carries off Link's sister Aryll. Tetra agrees to help Link find his sister, and they sail to the Forsaken Fortress, where the bird, the Helmaroc King, has been taking girls with long ears. Link finds Aryll and other kidnapped girls, but the Helmaroc King captures him and takes him to a man in black, who orders Link thrown into the sea.

Link is rescued at Windfall Island by a talking boat, the King of Red Lions, who explains that the bird's master is a returned Ganon. To defeat him, Link must find the Hero of Time's power, which requires the three Pearls of the Goddesses. Link finds Din's Pearl on Dragon Roost Island, home of the avian Rito and the dragon Valoo; Farore's Pearl in Forest Haven, home of the Great Deku Tree and the plant-like Koroks; and Nayru's Pearl with the water spirit Jabun on Outset Island. The King of Red Lions then takes Link to the Tower of the Gods, where he faces trials before descending beneath the ocean to a castle suspended in time. Here Link finds the Hero of Time's weapon, the Master Sword.

Link returns to the Forsaken Fortress. Tetra's crew arrive and rescue the girls, but Ganon easily overpowers Link and Tetra: the Master Sword has lost its power. Ganon recognizes Tetra's Triforce necklace and realizes she is the incarnation of Princess Zelda he is seeking. Link's Rito allies and Valoo save Link and Tetra from Ganon. The King of Red Lions brings the two back to the underwater realm, explaining it is the legendary kingdom of Hyrule, which the goddesses submerged long ago to contain Ganon while the people fled to the mountaintops. The King of Red Lions reveals himself to be Daphnes Nohansen Hyrule, the last King of Hyrule, and Tetra is his heir, Zelda, keeper of the Triforce of Wisdom.

Tetra remains in the castle while Link and the King journey to the two sages who provided the Master Sword's power. They discover Ganon's forces murdered them both, so Link must awaken new sages: the Rito Medli and the Korok Makar. The sages restore the Master Sword, but the King learns that Ganon has abandoned the Forsaken Fortress and fears an attack. They then track down the eight shards of the missing Triforce of Courage, once kept by the Hero of Time, and the gods recognize Link as the Hero of Winds.

Link and the King return to Hyrule to discover that Ganon has captured Tetra. Link follows them to Ganon's tower, defeating Ganon's minions before Ganon overcomes him. Ganon joins Link's and Tetra's Triforce pieces with his own Triforce of Power, forming the complete Triforce, which will grant his wish to rule the world. Before he can act, the King of Hyrule appears and wishes that the Goddesses wash Ganon and Hyrule away. The King then grants Link and Tetra hope for their own future. Link and Tetra battle Ganon with the Master Sword and magical arrows as water pours around them; with the final blow, the Master Sword turns Ganon to stone. Link and Tetra rise to the surface as the King and Hyrule are submerged. After reuniting with their friends the heroes sail off to find a new land.


Christina Arceus: Wunderbar! I love that game.

Me: Me too. We must be here to help Toon Link and Toon Zelda kill Ganon.

We flew off.

We found GANONDORF and we also met a Glacies named Cryos and she had a Victreebel Gene-Slammer named Joy Taurus with her and we punched and blasted Ganondorf all all over and destroyed him and saved all of Hyrule from total destruction.

I told Toon Link to cover his eyes and then I put on my blind man glasses and then I snapped my fingers and then JOy reverted back and she was naked and then Christina reverted back too.

Christina was human again. But naked.

Christina: (covers herself) We have one version of Ganondorf in a Containment Card. Us killing another one won't hurt.

Me: Yeah and Ganon is the ultimate evil of Legends of Zelda.

Joy Taurus: Oh J.D.!

She then grabbed my head and squished my face in between her breasts and it was funny.

Joy Taurus: Thank you so much for turning me back to normal! Lets make love!

Christina: Not here!

I gave Christina and Joy new clothes and they put them on.

Me: Lets not get carried away!

Toon Link: But that was great how you guys helped us.

Toon Zelda: It sure was. Ganon deserved it.

Me: He sure did.

Cryos: What he did to Hyrule over the years was unforgivable.

Then we saw a Gold Triforce appear on Christina's hand and it was the Triforce of Power!

Me: WHOA! You got a Triforce Christina.

Christina: Amazing!

We went back home to the World Tree Estate.


After destroying Ganon for good, Lincoln, me, Nico, Eli, Nicole, Ed Cowart, Lane Loud, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, and Lily were heading to the world of the 1998 movie Species II, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the twelve girls located there, but we got word that Patrick Ross is back from the dead, and he's gonna be wanting revenge on me for killing his children to destroy the entire human race.


Patrick Ross is the main antagonist in the 1998 film Species II. He was originally an astronaut but while on a mission on Mars he was infected with alien DNA that turned him into a monstrous being.

He was portrayed by Justin Lazard.

Patrick Ross and his three-person space crew arrive to Mars within 6 months. They first collect soil samples (and unknowingly find dormant alien DNA, which infects them by coming on board) and place the flag of the United States of America to symbolize that the human race has crossed the vast ocean of stars from Earth to Mars. A seven-minute time gap occurs at NASA, after which Patrick comes to and tells them there is no problem at all, looking forward to returning home to Earth, unaware that he and his crew have been exposed to the alien DNA contained within the soil samples.

Upon returning to Earth 6 months later, he and his crew are under strict quarantine in which they must not engage in sexual activity for ten days. However, Patrick begins to disregard the advice, as during the night of a fundraiser, he is seen making out with a woman known as the Debutante in a lounge room. When he is called to give a speech, the Debutante invites him to her hotel suite upstairs when he's done. After the fundraiser, he goes up to the hotel suite to find the Debutante accompanied by another woman she says is her sister. Later, he is seen having unprotected sex with the Debutante and then her sister, which results in both women undergoing accelerated pregnancies with his alien hybrid children, killing them in the process.

The next day after he takes his sons conceived through the Debutante and her sister to his family barn to hide them, he tries to consult with his father, unable to remember what happened after the fundraiser, but his father ignores his problems, believing his son will one day be the President of the United States, advising him to keep his priorities straight.

On the night of the final day of the quarantine, he is with his fiancée, Melissa, at his country lodge, and Melissa begins to try and have sex with him, but he doesn't feel up to it. She tells him to relax, that she will do all the work, and the next day, he awakes to find her dead and another hybrid child born. He decides to commit suicide and dresses in his military uniform, takes a shotgun, and blows his head off, just as his friend, Dennis Gamble watches. Seconds later, his head regenerates and the alien side of him takes control, with the drive to mate with as many women as possible and produce as much offspring as possible. His victims and the mothers of his children are mostly prostitutes and strippers, whom he either buries or leaves behind after they give birth to his children, taking the said children back to his family barn.

He later attempts to mate with another woman he finds at a supermarket and discovers that he is being watched through a telepathic link with Eve, who was bombarded with radiation to awaken her dormant alien genes to initiate telepathic contact with Patrick. He releases the woman and makes an attempt to get away, but is apprehended by Press and Dennis, who were looking for him. Unable to reach Eve when brought to the facility she's kept in, he escapes and heads back to the barn.

Burgess then confronts Senator Ross with irrefutable evidence of Patrick's infection and demands that he'll help bring Patrick in. Afraid that the military will kill Patrick instead, Ross deduces he is at the barn, which is on property listed in Patrick's late mother's maiden name. When Ross apologizes to his son for treating him so coldly and tells him they will seek treatment for Patrick's infection together, Patrick's human side returns and he tearfully embraces his father. Suddenly, the alien side violently reasserts itself, killing Ross. Completely broken to his alien instincts, Patrick helps his hybrid children to cocoon, awaiting their rebirth as adults so that they can mate with humans, hoping to eventually destroy mankind.

Meanwhile, Laura finds out that Dennis had resisted infection from the alien DNA due to his carrying a genetic flaw, and makes plans to infect the alien species with Dennis' DNA, as the species lacks immunity to human genetic diseases. As the team prepares, Eve breaks free from the lab to find Patrick. The team tails her, finds the barn and kills Patrick's brood. Eve and Patrick finally encounter each other, undress and amorously perform a mating ritual in which they quickly transform into their alien forms, but are interrupted by Press, who tries to get Eve to get away from Patrick. Patrick then transforms into an even more monstrous alien form and quickly overpowers Press and Dennis. Then Laura begs Eve for help, appealing to her human side. Eve impales Patrick with her back fins by extending them. But Patrick then turns on her and seemingly kills her. Press then stabs Patrick in the back with a pitchfork coated with Dennis' blood, causing Patrick to die and disintegrate, putting an end to his reign of terror against mankind.

Patrick is later given a funeral to remember the human that he was and not the alien beast that he became after going to Mars.


Lincoln: Uh oh, we're in the world of the 1998 movie, Species II, and I know what we're going to do here. Not only am I going to rescue the twelve girls sighted here, but, we also got word that Patrick Ross has returned from the dead, and he's gonna want revenge for killing his children to destroy the entire human race.

Me: That's right, big guy. We killed Patrick Ross before, we can still do so again.

Nico: I remembered you told me about that adventure, that you guys went down and killed Patrick Ross long ago.

Lincoln: That's right, and it's also how we became members of The Lantern Corps.

We showed Nico, Eli, Ed Cowart, and Lane Loud our Lantern Corps rings.

Ed Cowart: Wow, so not only did you guys become members of the 9 Lantern Corps, but you also took care of Patrick Ross from violently raping and impregnating women with his children to destroy the human race. Awesome.

Me: Yep, but now, after all these years, Patrick Ross has come back wanting revenge. But, we'll soon be rid of him for good.

?: HELP!

Suddenly, Lincoln heard the sound of twelve girls calling for help. With his deep sapphire blue cyborg eyes and superhuman sight, along with sensing energy signals, he saw and heard where the call for help was coming from. He then saw the twelve girls sighted there, but they were cornered by Patrick Ross, and he was going to attack them and violently impregnate them with his children.

Lincoln: There's the girls, but they've been cornered by Patrick Ross. Come on, let's get over there and kill him once and for all.

We rushed on over, and Lincoln threw a bag of blood belonging to someone with sickle-cell disease at Patrick Ross, and when the contents hits him, the diseased blood burned him badly, as he screamed in pain and backed away. Then, when Patrick Ross saw me here, he was major league pissed off.

Me: Patrick Ross. I should've known you'd return from the dead, you just couldn't stay dead for long, could you?

Patrick Ross: It was because of you that you killed my children and ruined our plan to destroy the entire human race, and now, I will have my revenge on all of you!

Me: Come and get us you motherfucker.

Then, Patrick Ross transformed into his alien form, in a fit of rage.

Me: You are one UGLY MOTHERFUCKER.

Lincoln: You're still just as ugly as ever, Ross. But, this time, we're getting rid of you once and for all.

Lincoln unholstered his Sword of Taranis, and covered the blade with sickle-cell diseased blood, and it was glowing neon red. Then, with swift and powerful one-handed swings of his massive blade, Lincoln cuts down Patrick Ross, and he exploded in purple flame, and he was Super Hakaied for good. Finally, we were rid of Patrick Ross for good. We cheered for Lincoln, as he washed his sword with a blast of water, and holstered it on his back. Then, we went up to the twelve girls sighted there, and when Lincoln saw who they were, he recognized them.

The twelve girls were Rayne from BloodRayne, Kasumi Tendo from Ranma 1/2, Kaolla Su and Shinobu Maehara from Love Hina, Nodoka Myazaki, Yue Ayase, and Haruna Saotome from Negima, Hoshizora Miyuki, Hino Akane, Kise Yayoi, Midorikawa Nao, and Aoki Reika from Smile Pretty Cure.

Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Rayne, Kasumi Tendo, Kaolla Su, Shinobu Maehara, Nodoka Myazaki, Yue Ayase, Haruna Saotome, Hoshizora Miyuki, Hino Akane, Kise Yayoi, Midorikawa Nao, and Aoki Reika.

Ed Cowart: From BloodRayne, Ranma 1/2, Love Hina, Negima, and Smile Pretty Cure, awesome.

Lincoln: Are you girls okay?

Rayne: Yeah, we're okay, thanks to you for saving us.

Me: That was really clever buddy. Way to go.

Lincoln: Thanks.

Then, when Rayne and the eleven girls saw who it was that saved them from Patrick Ross, their faces lit up like red Christmas lights upon seeing the 7'0" tall, handsome, white-haired, bare-chested hunk with abnormally large and powerful muscles, eight-pack abs, a lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books on his right massive pec and surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, a Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon and in a circle are the other girls in Lincoln's harem with the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids, a deep sapphire blue kanji on his wider muscular back that said "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion of Lightning, Master of Lightning Storms and The Weather, Emissary of Hinon, Golden-Hearted Brother of 16 Siblings, and Golden-Hearted Lover, Father, and Husband", and he had deep sapphire blue eyes.

He had his Sword of Taranis holstered on his wider muscular back, his orange Crystal Saber holstered on his left hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, the Pisces constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck, weighted orange bands on his large biceps and thighs, deep sapphire blue eyes, his Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, larger blue angel wings surging with powerful super lightning and stars and blue nebulae reflecting on them, and he was dressed in an orange version of He Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with hanging silver lightning bolts held up by his Belt of Elemental Bravery with large orange gem for the belt buckle on his waist, blue pants with gold lightning bolts on the thighs, and large white leather combat boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and armor on the toe area, silver Thunder Kanji earrings, a large silver Thunder Kanji necklace on his neck and across his permanently bare chest, his large fingerless black gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it, a large Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring on his left ring finger, a large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger, and he had eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs.

Rayne: (Seductively) Well, well, you must be Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.

Then, Lincoln made eleven clones of himself, and they went up to the eleven girls, and Lincoln went up to Rayne, who'd picked her and the other fourteen girls up and they hugged them in their abnormally large and powerful muscular arms, and kissed them on the lips, which they've returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the necks of Lincoln and his clones. We cheered over the scene, and the girls in Lincoln's harem are going to like their new sisters to their future husband's harem.

Rayne: (Seductively and puts her right hand on Lincoln's right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.

We cheered wildly at the scene, and we all went home to the Estate. Finally, five years after that day, we were now finally rid of Patrick Ross for good, and there's no way that bastard is coming back for more.


After we finally got rid of Patrick Ross, we were heading down to help The Pretty Cure girls take care of their old enemy, Belzei Gertrude, for good. Plus, we also got reports that Link's old enemy, Veran, was there, as well, and now, we're about to get rid of two enemies in one fell swoop, and when Lincoln had rescued the Pretty Cure girls from Patrick Ross, their world has now merged with ours.

Me: So, it looks like we're going to get rid of Belzei Gertrude for good.

Lincoln: That's right, that guy was nothing but trouble in the worst possible way.

Link: And we also got word that Veran, another old enemy of mine, is also here, as well.

Nico: So, we're killing two villains at once, nice.

Dylan Dalmatian: And it's definitely Diesel's turn to transform and take care of him.

Me: That's right, Dylan.

Lincoln: So, what can you girls tell us about Belzei Gertrude? I know you have a nasty history with him.

Aoki Reika: You won't like what we're going to tell you about him, Linky. He's nothing but trouble.

Aoki Reika proceeded to tell us about Belzei Gertrude, and he's got a dark history.


Belzei Gertrude
Belzei Gertrude (ベルゼイガートルード Beruzei Gātorūdo?) (Beruzei in the English Dub) is one of the Seeds of Darkness to have been created by the Evil King. He is the leader of the three Seeds, and apparently the strongest. His human alias is Yuuki Genbu (結城 玄武 Yūki Genbu?).

Appearance
As Yuuki Genbu he resembles a small older gentleman with grey hair worn back with none of it in front of his ears and small, dark-colored eyes. He wears a brown suit with a pale yellow shirt and striped tie.

In his true form, his hair stands up and changes to light silver-white to match his eyes. He has pale skin and wears a purple spandex suit with pieces of material wrapping around his arms and hand. He gains purple facial markings reminiscent of claws. When he fuses with Regine and Juna, all his body, including hair, became dark black.

Personality
He is an authoritative leader who always wants to be in charge. He gets rather irritated with Regine and Juna sometimes, but later when it comes to survival he does show concern for his fellow allies. He is also a cunning planner who is too ambitious, as he later trams up with Juna and Regina in an attempt to grab the Prism Stones' power for themselves and overthrow the Evil King.

History
After the first time Cure Black and Cure White defeated the Evil King, he is created by the former to fight against the Cures. He and the other Seeds use Pretty Cure and the mascots to call upon the power to create later in the series, using a pile of destroyed furniture to mimic the hill of light. At the end of the series, they morph into one being and try to overturn the Evil King with the power to create, but fail, being killed in the process.

Then, Link proceeded to tell us about Veran, and we weren't going to like this one bit.

Veran
Veran, also known as the Sorceress of Shadows, is the main antagonist of Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages. She is a Demon Fairy who possesses the ability to possess anybody she wishes to. Although she appears to be the ultimate evil, Veran is nothing more than a loyal servant to Twinrova, dedicated to bringing about the Dark Lord Ganon's revival by bringing sorrow to the hearts of everything in Hyrule.

Biography
This history of Veran is organized into the latest "official Zelda timeline", this may change completely in the future as the timeline given is merely meant as an example, and there have been official timelines before it.

Decline Timeline
This is the timeline where Ganondorf killed Link in his final battle with him, leading to the Imprisoning War described in the backstory to A Link to the Past

Sorceress of Shadows
Veran was called out of the Dark Realm by Ganon and acted as one of his minions for many years, after Ganon's defeat she was asked by Twinrova to go to Labrynna and light the Flame of Sorrow. Veran first meets Link while controlling Impa and tricks him into moving a boulder that can only be moved by "One who bears the Triforce". She then tricked him into getting close to Nayru, and then released Impa, so that she could possess Nayru. Quickly assuming control of Nayru's body, Veran immediately traveled back in time, to alter history to her liking.

As Nayru, Veran tricks Queen Ambi into trusting her and warping the purpose of the Black Tower, which was to be used to search for Ambi's lost love, convincing Ambi to order the town to build the Tower to the heavens. Veran also quickly dismissing anyone from the castle who may have brought Queen Ambi to her senses, leaving her grip on Ambi unopposed.

Just before the Black Tower was completed, Link eventually came face-to-face with her, in Ambi's Palace, but Veran tells him that if he were to attack her, only Nayru would bear the damage. Following a short battle, Veran was driven from Nayru, almost immediately into Queen Ambi herself, however. Taking full advantage of her situation, Veran was able to drive Link, Nayru and Ralph, who had burst into the palace at the same time as Link, away, Nayru rescuing them all to the disappointment of Veran. As Link continued to finish his quest, the Black Tower reached completion as the seventh Essence became his.

At this point, Veran had gained the power to control time to an extent, even without Nayru, freezing many in time as she cultivated her new power and restoring the chaos that Naryu's freedom had reversed. However, after Link obtained the eighth essence, another face confronted Veran before he could: Ralph.

Although Ralph knew that, by killing his ancestor Queen Ambi, and thus Veran, he would vanish, he cared only for the people of Labrynna, and so attempted to kill her, ultimately failing. However, due to Veran's 'generosity', Ralph lived on, and Veran moved on to face Link. After Link managed to free Ambi, he was only just able to avoid possession himself. Continuing the battle, Link was eventually able to overcome Veran's final forms. But unfortunately for Link, Veran had already revived Ganondorf.

True Form
Veran's true form is drastically different in appearance to the normal form she takes. Taking on the form of a demonic fairy, Veran is now accompanied by four Dark Links, which act as little more than Arm-Mimics.

Veran's attacks in this form changed little from her other form, her signature energy attack becoming much faster and her only attack besides physical contact. To defeat this form, Link simply had to attack her with his sword whenever she came into range, taking care to dodge her attacks. By repeating this method, Veran appeared to be defeated. As Link, Ralph and Nayru exited the Black Tower, a sudden rumbling had Link push Ralph and Nayru away, as a Wallmaster carried Link back to the top to fight Veran one last time. After defeat Veran vanishes and has not been seen since.


When they were finished, we were horrified about the dark histories of Veran and Belzei Gertrude, they were indeed pure evil to the core.

Me: Whoa, those two are seriously bad news, and they have to go now.

Lincoln: That's right, and to prevent Veran from possessing anyone, I've got just the thing.

Lincoln snapped his fingers, and he stripped The Sorceress of Shadows of her powers, including her ability to possess people. That would give us the advantage against those two.

Diesel Dalmatian caught two scents, and he identified them.

Diesel Dalmatian: (British Accent) Guys, I found Belzei Gertrude and Veran, they're down there.

Lincoln: Nice one, Diesel. Now, to send our warning shot to them.

Lincoln fired two powerful blasts of neon blue energy at them, and they exploded as soon as they hit their marks. We landed in front of them, and as soon as they saw us, it was on.

Belzei Gertrude: So, the Cures have arrived, along with the famous Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Me: That's right, Belzei, and we're here for one reason: to kill you and Veran once and for all.

Veran: We'll see about that.

Veran tried to use her powers to possess one of the Cures, but she couldn't and that horrified her.

Lori: (Smirks) Hah, nice try, shadow bitch, but our bro stripped you of your powers, including your ability to possess people.

Lincoln: And now, you're powerless, and soon, you'll be joining Ganon in Oblivion forever.

Veran: Ganon, destroyed?! No, impossible.

Me: Actually, it was possible, and you're looking at his killer. Me.

When Veran found out, she was indeed enraged.

Veran: YOU MURDERER! I WILL KILL YOU AND AVENGE LORD GANON!

Diesel Dalmatian eventually fired a blast of mud and Earth at Veran, hitting her and staining her dress.

Diesel Dalmatian: (British Accent) I've had enough of you to last an eternity, Veran.

Suddenly, Diesel Dalmatian's eyes turned neon yellow, and he was surrounded by a yellow energy aura with globs of mud and Earth, as he unholstered his Defender of Camden Town sword from his back, and as he approached Veran, he left behind mud and Earth with every step.

Diesel Dalmatian: (British Accent) Ganon has already paid the price for all the crimes he's committed against Hyrule, and now, it's your turn, Veran. This time, you will be put down forever.

Then, Diesel Dalmatian was surrounded by a massive vortex of yellow energy with globs of mud and Earth around the vortex, a yellow dragon was flying around the vortex, and a yellow phoenix was in the vortex. Then, as the vortex faded, Diesel Dalmatian emerged, but he was changed forever.

Diesel Dalmatian grew up to 6'9" in height, he now had the body of a hunk with large and powerful muscles and eight pack abs, he now had a full head of black hair going down to his neck, he has neon yellow eyes and a neon yellow energy aura with globs of mud and Earth surrounding him, and his black angel wings with white tips on the black feathers grew larger. Diesel Dalmatian has a yellow dragon with the Earth Kanji in its claw emblazoned on his forehead, he still had his Defender of Camden Town sword unholstered from his back, he had on dragon earrings with the Earth Kanji in its claws, Diesel's collar turned into a choker for his neck, he had on a necklace with a dragon pendant with the Earth Kanji in its claws, he now has on a gray tank top with yellow phoenix, blue pants, black leather ankle-high combat boots, and a long gray trenchcoat with a yellow dragon, mud globs, and rocks on the back. He has on his new Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with yellow gems on his wrists and Belt of Elemental Bravery with large yellow gem for the belt buckle on his waist and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her right hip. There was a kanji below the dragon written in yellow that said, "Diesel Dalmatian, Resident Yard Digger of The Dalmatian Family, Master of Mud and Earth, Loving Son of Delilah and Doug Dalmatian, and Loving Brother of 98 Siblings."

ディーゼルダルメシアン、ダルメシアンファミリーのレジデントヤードディガー、泥と地球のマスター、デリラとダグダルメシアンの愛する息子、九十八人の兄弟の愛する兄弟

Diesel Dalmatian has transformed into SUPER ANGEL 500,000,000,000 GEOSTORM DALMATIAN ANGEL OF HONOR!

We were amazed by Diesel Dalmatian's transformation, and that means Veran was now in big trouble.

Me: Whoa, looks like Dylan was right that Diesel was the next one to transform.

Nico: You said it, and Veran is now in big trouble. (To Diesel Dalmatian) Diesel, how do you feel?

Diesel Dalmatian: (Divine Echoing Geostorm Voice of Honor and British Accent) I feel incredible, Nico, and now, I'm going to take care of that witch once and for all.

Lincoln: And we'll take care of Belzei Gertrude. Rip her apart, Diesel, and make sure she takes a permanent dirt nap.

Diesel Dalmatian went after Veran, and he fired powerful blasts of yellow energy, Earth, and globs of mud at Veran, all of which hits her. When she saw her dress was covered in mud, she screamed in horror, as she saw her dress covered in mud. Then, he cuts off her arms, and she screams in so much excruciating pain.

Diesel Dalmatian: And now, to end you once and for all, witch. GEOSTORM MUD BOMB!

Diesel Dalmatian formed a massive ball of yellow energy, with mud and Earth around it, and he also infused it with Super Hakai energy. Then, he throws it, and once it hits Veran, it exploded with such incredible power, and Veran was Super Hakaied for good. Diesel Dalmatian powered down, and his neon yellow eyes turned back to yellow, but his new body, clothes, weapons, and jewelry were now permanent.

Then, we went after Belzei Gertrude, who fired a blast of dark energy, but we dodged it, and we blasted him with elemental blasts and energy blasts, and they hit him and exploded with incredible power. Then, with his Sword of Taranis, Lincoln slashed off Belzei Gertrude's arms, and he screamed in excruciating pain, and he was now on his last legs.

Lincoln: And now, to get rid of you once and for all. NEGATIVE KARMA BALL!

The gems on Lincoln's Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe glowed red, and they formed a massive ball of Negative Energy, then he condensed it to the size of his body, and infused it with Super Hakai energy. Then, Lincoln fired it, and it exploded with incredible power as soon as it hits Belzei Gertrude, and his spirit was Super Hakaied for good. We cheered wildly for what Lincoln did to that bastard. We got rid of both Belzei Gertrude and Veran for good, but the Cures' enemies are still out there, but we'll take them down one at a time.


Later we were watching TV and I was getting everyone together for watching another Robot Chicken Sketch.

Snow White: So what did you want to show us.

Azula: (looks nervously at the Disney Princesses) I really hope you girls don't get offended by this sketch.

Ariel: Why?

Me: Well it's a weird one.

We played it.


[Ext.: the Disney Castle]

Snow White: Welcome to the Princess Summit, [cut to inside] where we address the complex political issues facing our kingdoms.

Rapunzel: Hairstyles.

Cinderella: Talking pets.

Tiana: Hairstyles for our talking pets.

Ariel: Crabs. [Everyone looks at her in disgust] I've got crabs.

Snow White: Well, isn't that just, um... and where is our newest princess?

[Merida enters carrying a dead boar dripping with blood]

Merida: (Scottish Accent) Ach! Sorry I'm late. I killed a boar on the way here.

Aurora: [sarcastic] Oh, you're so feminist and empowered. Great.

Merida: [laying boar on the table and gutting it] 'Ey, wee beastie! Have we got to grievances yet? A bunch of wee dwarves are illegally mining me territory.

Snow White: Oh, Merida, you have far bigger problems. Let me tell you about them.

Merida: Not a damn song.

Snow White: [singing] Here's a list of things to drop

Your accent, bow, that tangled mop

Fifteen pounds from off your hips

Those ginger afros 'neath your pits

And no prince will want to mingle

[as Cinderella, Aurora, and Ariel hold up gold records] With a girl with no hit single

Cinderella: And your pet's hair is a disaster.

Merida: That's me mother! She's a bear! The trailer was very misleading! [Holds the knife to Snow White's neck] I came here looking for justice; instead, I found treachery. Prepare yourself for war.

[Leaves, followed by...]

Mulan: Someone finally said it! See you on the killing field, round-eyes.

Belle: Amen, sister.

Tiana: Stuck-up bitch!

[Rapunzel follows. The remaining princesses look on]

[we transition to the next scene, where Snow White is preparing her army for war against Merida's army]

Snow White: Oh, that Merida! I'll show her. [Out the window] Send in my war counsel. [a cute Disney-esque bird flies up to the windowsill] What shall I do, little one?

Blue bird: [chirping with subtitles] Core that bitch like an apple.

Snow White: Oh my.

Blue bird: Weave a tapestry of their intestines.

Snow White: Okay, okay, I get it, I get it. We need weapons.

Cinderella: I've got a guy.

[The Fairy Godmother appears]

Snow White: Oh, good idea. We'll fight them with magic.

Fairy Godmother: [laying bag of assault weapons on table] Bibbidi Bobbidi Boo, that's twenty grand.

Princesses: Ooh, wow!

Ariel: Do you need thingamabobs? I've got thingamabobs.

Jasmine: Nobody cares about the bitch collection you dredged up from the Atlantic, you fishy bitch. [Ariel runs away crying] Anyone else have cold breasts?

[Ext. Merida's training grounds]

Merida: All right, ladies. Show me what you've got.

[Rapunzel whips the practice dummy with her hair, dismembering, then strangling it]

Rapunzel: I finally found the perfect conditioner—[pops the dummy's head off] blood!

[We see arrows miss a target; these arrows are being shot by Louis]

Louis: Oh, curse these stubby arms.
Merida: You're an alligator. Be an alligator!

[Louis turns to Mushu, who is standing beside him]

Mushu: Oh, wait! Don't...!

[Louis eats Mushu]

Louis: Oh! I'm so sorry!

Mulan: No, no, it was...it was a good kill.

[cut to Snow White's army, ready for their coming battle]

Snow White: Not all of us will live to wish upon a star tonight, but we give our lives for a greater good.

Aurora: [yawning] Oh dear, I think I'm getting sleepy. I might have to sit this one out, guys.

Snow White: Don't you pull that shit now!

Aurora: Just teasing.

[An arrow fired by an offscreen Merida strikes Aurora in the throat, killing her instantly]

Merida: [with her army at the top of a hill] Bring me the scalp and/or weave of Snow White! Charge!

[The armies charge at each other]

Jasmine: I will show you a world of death!

[They meet in the middle, where Ariel, now a mermaid, has brought an atomic bomb]

Ariel: Look, everyone! I brought my thingamabob! My weapons-grade thingamabob!

Cinderella: Oh, you just don't know what words are. That's your thing.

[The bomb starts beeping, indicating its imminent detonation]

Princesses: Aah! Run away! Run away!

[Sebastian pops up from behind the bomb]

Sebastian: [singing] Bend over and grab your ankles!

KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!

[The bomb explodes, completely obscuring the scene with smoke and ash, until it dissipates, revealing that the explosion has eradicated almost everything, leaving nothing but a barren wasteland]

[a wounded Merida trudges by]

Merida: Me mother's a bear.

[Tinkerbell arrives, then shoots her in the head with a gun, winks, and leaves]


When it was done we were shocked and more.

Me: Whoa!

Nico: That was crazy.

Youko: Huh. So that's what happens when Disney Princesses go to war with each other.

Nico: That was crazy!

Merida: (Scottish Accent) I would NEVER cause a war like that!

Elsa: Me neither!

Anna: That was nuts!

Reflector: Relax Merida. Even though you have a different background, we know you'd never cause an extreme battle over petty differences.

Me: Yeah it sure was. And the strangest part is that not all of you were included in this one.

Nico: Yeah no kidding.

Eli: Yeah but thank goodness this didn't happen.

Arrietty: That is a fact.

First Aid: I'd hate to imagine if the Disney Princesses went to war with each other. Or a war between the Disney Villains!

Maria: Actually, a war between the Disney Villains has already been covered on YouTube.

Me: Yeah it sure has. And we were in that war in our universe non-Robot Chicken Style.

Laney: Yeah we sure were.

Allie Wilde: That is what I was hearing. That must've been brutal.

Lana: It sure was.

Nico: Yep.

Teresa: FYI, Nico? It's your turn to lead today. (covers her ears) But first, we'll let Eli let out his anger over Ariel being made fun of like that.

Nico: OH BOY!

Eli: Guys relax. I'm not Angry at Ariel or the princesses. I'm actually relieved that it would never happen like that.

Nico: Oh well thank goodness.

Laney: Yeah.

Eli: Wait here's what I think. Princesses do you want to know what I think about what you said to Ariel? [screams] Arrgh! Regga flebba breeka brecka smullen-ellen Princesses! Yegga hegga mergin Ariel! Dimmy middy war! Rivy flivy diva shiva ARIEL'S THINGAMABOBS! [during Eli's rage, I looked up those words in the dictionary that I had underneath the table and I gasped in shock]

Me: JUMPING HORSESHOES!

Nico: HOLY CRAP! WHAT A COLORFUL VOCABULARY!

Me: Whoa!

Laney: YIKES!

Eli: Whew! Okay I feel better.

Allie Wilde: I didn't know you had such a colorful vocabulary Eli.

Eli: Sorry. Just wanted to blow off some steam.

Weather Wizard, Scorcher, Firepower, Evil Star, Key, Overdriive, El Diablo, Toyman, Villamax, and Wolf heard it.

Wolf: Geez! That is a loud temper.

Weather Wizard: Can me, Scorcher, Firepower, Evil Star, Key, Overdriive, El Diablo, Toyman, Villamax, and Wolf go with you guys?

Nico: You all sure can. And I have just the mission for us. Let me call in everyone. (Pulls out bugle and plays Reville)

We all came and gathered and stood in lines.

Nico: ATTEN-TION!

We stood in attention.

Nico: All right maggots listen up! Our mission is located in the mountains of Idaho and Fred needs us over there for a mystery to solve. There has been reports of attacks on Ski Competitors and they have been getting hurt by a mysterious force. We need to get over there.

Nico saw that the Princesses mouths are agape.

Nico: Princesses close your mouths!

Eli closed them.

Nico: I know what Eli said was harsh but he wanted to get that out of his system and for that I apologize. Now back to what I was saying. Now before we leave I have one rule and it's for all you new people. Everyone does their job and no one quits. You don't do it you will be sent back here for the remainder of the mission. DO YOU GET ME!?

Everyone: WE GET YOU SIR!

Nico: Welcome to the Roughnecks.

Me: NICO'S ROUGHNECKS!

Everyone: (SPARTAN GRUNT)

Nico: At ease! We leave in 10 minutes so take that time to get ready and take the time you need to get ready. DISMISSED!

We got ready and then we were off to Idaho.


NORTHERN IDAHO


We were flying over the Rocky Mountains and it was cold.

Karai: (shivers) (Japanese Accent) Great! Another cold mission!

Nico: Well it's Idaho and Ski Season starts in the northern part of the country.

Xion: I like the cold because we get to have fun in the snow.

Laney: I like the cold too.

Me: I can't wait to pelt you with snowballs Commander.

Nico: (Laughs) We'll see about that Colonel.

Allie Wilde: I can't wait to build a snowman with Elsa and Anna.

Lana: Awesome!

Eli: I can't wait too. Elsa, Anna, girls I'm sorry I said that.

Elsa: You had every right to say that Eli.

Anna: Yeah.

El Diablo: Good thing my powers are keeping me warm.

Allie Wilde: That is cool.

Nico: It sure is.

We arrived at the lodge that Mystery Inc. was staying at.

Nico: Here we are guys.

We went into the lodge.

Nico: Wow nice place.

Me: Nice and warm in here.

We took off our coats and it was perfect temperature.

Sydney: Looks like we have a mystery here and from the looks of things it is a good one.

We saw a bunch of competitors hurt by something.

Bai Tza: (to Sydney) You seem more involved in this case then the rest of us for some strange reason.

Sydney: I've always wanted to get into the mystery solving business ever since we participated in all those great mysteries. Also Qin told me so much about them.

Qin: I've been helping Sydney and the Underground City girls get into the flair of solving mysteries.

Nico: Wow. That's completely understandable.

Then we heard Velma sneeze loud.

Me: Whoa that sounded like Velma.

We went into the room Mystery Inc. was in and we saw that Fred had a broken leg and Velma looked sick as a dog.

Me: Oh my God!

Nico: Oh man!

Evil Star: (to Fred) Fred, who did this to you?!

Fred: The Snow Creature.

Me: Oh man.

Varie looked it over.

Varie: You're gonna be fine Fred. It's just a stress fracture. You'll be better in 2 weeks.

Allie Wilde: Wow Varie sure knows what she's doing.

Me: She's a nurse and a doctor. She's a good healer too.

Fred: But it's great you guys are here. We need your help.

Nico: Lets have a look at Velma first.

We looked at her and Varie took her temperature.

Varie: Lets see.

The thermometer said that she had a temperature of 100.9˚Fahrenheit.

Varie: 100.9. Sorry Velma but I'm afraid you have a cold.

Velma: Oh great.

Shego: I don't think the Snow Creature has been used in our battles yet.

William: Come to think of it. Not it hasn't.

Nico: No it hasn't guys. But yeah. I have a feeling I know who's responsible for it.

Sydney: I do too. But first lets find some clues.

Velma: I'm coming with you guys.

Nico: No Velma you stay here and get some rest. Shaggy and Scooby will take care of you.

Shaggy: Like yeah and it's better than going after that Snow Creature.

Nico: Here's a couple of Scooby Snax for you guys. My new Louisiana Cajun Lobster Po Boy Flavor.

Nico gave them the snax and they ate them and then fire exploded out of their ears.

Nico: Oh I forgot to mention that they have the spiciness of those Louisiana Moonscar Island Peppers that you told me about.

Luna fired some water into their mouths and steam came out.

Shaggy: Like that was your best flavor yet Nico!

Nico: (Laughs) Glad you liked them.

Key: We're counting on you two. Make sure Velma and Fred don't go anywhere.

Shaggy and Scooby saluted.

Shaggy: SIR YES SIR!

Nico: Love that military spirit.

Velma: But I have to..

Nico: No Velma. I know how much you want to solve this mystery. But you are too sick to do anything. You and Fred stay here. That's a direct order.

Velma: (Sniffles) Okay.

She went to bed.

Daphne: Guys? Where are the others?

Clayface: There are no others coming, Daph.

Nico: Fred has a broken leg and Velma has a nasty cold. Shaggy and Scooby are gonna make sure they don't come help us.

Eli: Yeah.

Daphne: Well it's best they rest. Thanks guys.

Nico: Anytime Daphne.

Daphne: Allie? Is that you?

Allie Wilde: Its been a while Daphne.

They hugged.

Nico: I didn't know your friends knew Mystery Inc. too J.D.

Me: You didn't ask about that.

Nico: Touche but that is cool.

Me: Yep.

Allie Wilde: It's great to see you again Daphne. I just joined the team last week.

Daphne: I'm glad.

Sydney: What's that?

Sydney went over and she picked up what looked like a piece of glass.

Sydney: I found something.

I looked at it.

Me: Hmm. Looks like a piece of ice.

Lisa ran an analysis.

Ariel: (sarcastically) Maybe I should get one of my thingamabobs to help us. Because apparently, that's all I'm good for, right?

Toyman: (to Daphne) Don't mind Ariel. She's still a little bitter over the Robot Chicken sketch we watched earlier.

Daphne: Let me guess. The Princesses at War sketch?

Me: That's right. How did you know that?

Daphne: I saw that sketch myself and it was not funny at all.

Eli: It was more of an insult to the Princesses.

Arrietty: Yeah it sure was.

Lisa Loud: I have our findings. This ice that Sydney found is made of silicon lucite. It's made of hard plastic.

Me: Hmm. That's unusual.

Nico: Yeah no kidding.

Riku: Anything else you can find, Sydney?

Sydney: As a matter of fact yes. I'm picking up strong radio signals coming from that shack up there.

Shanan: Quarry has enhanced hearing that can pick up powerful radio signals too weak to be detected.

Nico: Wow! That's amazing. Lets go check out where those signals are coming from.

Overdrive: There's gotta be a vehicle around here for me to use.

Nico: Those snowmobiles might work.

Nico pointed to a snowmobile.

Overdrive: Perfect.

We went up to the shack.

Venom: Well, this is the shack the signals are coming from.

We went inside it and we found a powerful radio device.

Lana: What is that.

Me: It's a radio amplifier.

Daphne: I wonder what that is doing here?

Me: We'll have to look further.

Eli: (Senses something) Guys we got company!

We felt rumbling and then we saw in the distance something coming towards us.

Firepower: I'll keep this thing busy! You guys regroup. I'll meet up with you guys later!

Nico: Okay!

We went and regrouped back at the lodge.

Killer Frost: You guys wanna know something? I really like cold weather in areas like this one.

Velma: Easy for you to say Louise.

Nico: Right now we need to destroy the creature. And I know how we can do it.

Laney: With the old combo, final smash and technique smasheroo.

Nico: Bingo. Something or someone is controlling that creature via a powerful remote control system. And I have a pretty good idea as to how it's being done.

Qin: So do I.

Villamax: (to Firepower) What did you fight out there?

Firepower: I was fighting the snow creature and it was to buy our friends time to make it back to the lodge to form a plan.

Villamax: Very clever.

Nico: And I have an idea.

Shaggy: Don't tell me, you're gonna have me and Scoob be used as Live Bait right?

Nico: Nope. You two are gonna stay back and keep an eye on Fred and Velma like I told you.

Francis: (to Shaggy and Scooby) How are Velma and Fred, by the way? Are they any better?

Shaggy: Like they are still the same but they are doing okay.

Nico: Good job you two.

Me: At least you're not being used for live bait this time.

Nico: Yep. Anyway we'll handle the rest from here. If the snow creature is who we thing it is then he is gonna be in for a worse punishment by the time we're done with him.

Eli: Yep.

Eli then saw Ariel sitting on the bed crying.

Eli: Ariel are you alright?

Ariel: (Crying) I feel so insulted!

Wolf: C'mon, Ariel. That was just a Robot Chicken sketch made for laughs.

May: Wolf's right. Sure, it was funny. But I know none of what we saw earlier was true.

Me: Yeah the Princessses would never do that to you.

Snow White: That's right Ariel.

Cinderella: It's not in our nature to do that. We love our princes and loved our friends and families like you love Eli.

Me: Ariel don't take what happened in that sketch too literal.

Nico: Yeah we are at war with the villains and never with you.

Merida: Aye lass. It's not part of who we are now.

Maria: For the record, we still think Robot Chicken is funny.

Stewie: Yep. Me and Brian even went to that universe one time.

Brian: It's not a cutaway. It's 100% true.

Nico: I heard about that. That is too weird.

Me: Also Ariel you know so much about Atlantica and it was your curiosity of our world that lead you to become part of Eli's life and everything. You love Eli just as much as all the Princesses do and Eli would be there to defend you all from those dirtbags of villains. (To Mal) No offense.

Mal: None taken. But yeah.

Merida: And it wasn't just you that sketch portrayed badly. I was portrayed badly as well for causing that so called war.

Scotsman: (Scottish Accent) Aye. The lass was portrayed as a monster. Worse than Aku.

Me: I don't think anything was as bad as Aku. But yeah that's right.

Laney: What that version of Merida did was terrible.

Lana: Yeah no kidding.

Natilee: If I were there I would make sure that war didn't happen.

Elsa: I'm just glad I wasn't included in that sketch.

Me: Same here. Some of the Princesses weren't involved.

Minnie: I wasn't in it thank goodness.

Kida: Me neither.

Tinkerbell: But I would never use a gun like that.

Nico: I agree.

Eli: Yeah. But the point is Ariel that just because things happened in that world doesn't mean they will happen here.

Laney: That's right.

Maria: A lot of things that happen in Robot Chicken Sketches never happen here.

SpongeBob: Well there was that time we used the Robot Chicken Sketch where I revealed that Krabby Patties were made of crab meat to expose Flip.

Maria: Right I forgot about that.

Me: That was pretty funny and it gave us a sense of deja-vu.

Nico: That's true.

Ariel: Oh you're right guys. Thank you. I'm sorry I took it so literally.

Nico: It's okay. That sketch was insulting. Anyway lets get ready.

Scorcher: If we have trouble fighting this asshole, I'll just use my flames to melt the snow.

Lisa Loud: Good idea.

Nico: Lets get ready guys.

We were ready for the fight with the Snow Creature.


In the snow we were getting ready.

Nico: Here we go.

Then the snow rumbled and we saw THE SNOW CREATURE!

Nico: There it is. Lets go!

We went at it.

The Snow Creature was coming at the lodge fast. Then…

KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!

A massive red fire explosion went off above the area and then the spirits of the Red Rangers from 1993 to 2003 swirled around it.

GO GO POWER RANGERS! GO GO POWER RANGERS! GO GO POWER RANGERS! MIGHTY MORPHIN POWER RANGERS!

They converged and we came out.

We were ready and fired waves of energy and fire and smashed it all over.

Then Leonard, King Hiss, Hydro Man, Vypra, Shiv, Electro, Webstor, Bane, Vexen, Firefly, Calamitous and Ebon appeared.

Nico: Leonard, King Hiss, Hydro Man, Vypra, Shiv, Electro, Webstor, Bane, Vexen, Firefly, Calamitous and Ebon.

Ebon: Me and Electro are extras. It's just Leonard, King Hiss, Hydro Man, Vypra, Shiv, Webstor, Bane, Vexen, Firefly and Calamitous.

Me: Ah. That makes sense.

Leonard: So, Fred, Velma, Shaggy, and Scooby are out, huh?

Maria: Actually, only Fred and Velma are out of commission.

Me: Fred got a broken leg and Velma has a nasty cold.

King Hiss: That sucks. I guess Shaggy and Scooby are watching them.

Me: Yep.

Hydro Man: Well, we'll just have to tell them what happened after this mess is solved.

Me: We sure will.

Vypra: (to me) Heard you encountered another version of Ganondorf.

Me: We sure did. It was the one from the Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker.

Shiv: Did you kill him? Because we already have on version of him in a Containment Card.

Me: We did kill him yes.

Nico: Good riddance. All the versions of Ganondorf are bad.

Laney: They sure are.

Link: But it was cool meeting another version of me.

Scorpex then appeared for round two.

Me: Scorpex. Here for round 2.

Scorpex: Yep it's good to face you guys again.

Nico: Awesome!

Scorpex: Okay. You guys are probably busy. So, I'll just come back another-

May: No. You can stay. Your battle's remaining the same.

Scorpex: Whew! That's a relief.

Me: The Loud Kids are gonna have a special battle that I've set up for them and their battle takes place on the home of the Red Lanterns, The planet Ys'Mault.

Lori: That's gonna be so cool to see!

Leni: It totes will.

Me: I'll take you guys to the battlesite.

Another figure came out and it was HISASHI IGOU, Rei's deceased boyfriend back from the dead!

Takashi: Hisashi! You're back!

Me: Rei isn't he your former boyfriend?

Rei: Yeah that's right.

Hisashi: What's wrong? Not happy to see me? I expected that, considering that you killed me all to have Rei for yourself!

Takashi: That's not true! You became a zombie and I had to kill you! You even said to kill you while you were human!

Hisashi: Just shut your fucking mouth! The only thing I want to hear is your dying screams!

Hisashi fired a gun at Takashi but he avoided the gunfire.

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

Lori: (stops Lincoln from interfering) No, Lincoln. This is Takashi's fight. He has to be the one to finish this!

I then saw purple spots on him and it meant only one thing: HE WAS INFECTED BY THE APAROIDS!

Me: He has been infected by the Aparoids!

Nico: They are telling him lies!

Another figure came out and it was EL JEFE!

Brittney: El Jefe!

El Jefe: (Cuban Accent) Been a long time Brittney.

Brittney: Looks like you joined the Masters of Evil.

El Jefe: Si.

Keiichiro: I take it you are going to face me.

El Jefe: Si senor and it will be fun.

?: Not without me.

Another figure came out and it was RID OVERLOAD!

RID Overload: This is gonna be fun.

Nico: Overload!

Cybertron Snarl: I'll gladly face you.

Then 5 figures came out and it was THE DARK SCORPION BURGLARS!

Me: The Dark Scorpion Burglars!

Nico: You're not part of the Shadow Riders again are you?

Don Zaloog: Not this time. We're now part of the Masters of Evil.

Maenae: Yep and it's awesome.

Nico: Wow! Who did you pick?

Cliff the Trap Remover: We chose Cryos and 4 others.

Chick the Yellow: We sure did.

Gorg: It's gonna be good.

Nico: Awesome!

Me and the Loud Kids teleported to Ys'Mault.


PLANET YS'MAULT


We were on the home planet of the Red Lantern Corps, Ys'Mault.

Me: Here we are guys. Welcome to the home of the Red Lantern Corps - Ys'Mault.

Lori: Wow so this is Ys'Mault.

Leni: It's totes a scary planet.

Luna: No kidding dudes.

Me: And I have just the battles for you guys. (Snaps fingers)

Out came THE DARK JINCHURIKI, BLACK WIDOW (SAILOR MOON), JEDITE AND NEFLITE!

Lincoln: The Dark Jinchuriki, Jedite, Neflite and Black Widow!

Me: Yep. Have fun guys.

I teleported back.

The Usual battles got on. It was gonna be brutal!

POW! SMASH! BLAM!

Lori kicked Dark Fu in the face and smashed her down with a powerful blast of wind!

Leonard: (To Lori) Did you guys watch another Robot Chicken Sketch?

Leonard trampled Dark Fu with his pigs.

Lori: Yeah we sure did!

Lori fired a wave of wind and blew Dark Fu around in a tornado.

Rainbow Dash: It was about the Princesses of Disney going into war.

BAM SMASH! BLAM! BAM! BOOF!

Scootaloo: Yeah it was nuts! Ariel took it literally!

Scootaloo punched and kicked and blasted Dark Fu all over.

Magma Gloom: (Punches Dark Fu) Yeah she thought they were making fun of her in real life!

POW BLAM SMASH BIFF!

Flash Magnus flew at Dark Fu and punched her and smashed her all over the place with incredible speed.

Flash Magnus: Yeah poor Ariel took it as an insult.

Otto: What the princesses did in that sketch was not cool dudes!

They punched and smashed Dark Fu all over.

Dino Ptera: No it wasn't.

Stacy: Yeah.

Stacy fired waves of lightning and electrocted Dark Fu and killed her.

King Hiss: (to Leni) At least Elsa, Anna, Alice, Kida, and Kairi weren't in that sketch.

POW! BLAM! SMASH!

Leni: That's totes a relief.

Rarity: Indeed darling. I love Elsa and Anna.

Rarity punched and kicked Dark Utakata all over the place.

Sweetie Belle: Yeah I like all the Disney Princesses and they are great!

POW! SMASH! ZAP!

Thunder Terror: I think they all are great but they have far too much honor to go into war like that.

Dino Ichthy: You got that right.

They smashed and blasted and destroyed Dark Utakata with Giant Squid tentacles made of water..

SMASH! SPLASH! BLAM! BOOF! SMASH!

Luna and her group were smashing and pulverizing Dark Yagura for all the pain and suffering that he caused to the Hidden Mist.

Hydro Man: (to Luna) Did J.D. really meet a Victreebel Gene Slammer today?

Luna: He sure did dude. Her name is Joy Taurus.

Sunset Shimmer: You should have seen what she did to J.D. while she was naked. She put his face in between her breasts and made him nuzzle her.

Hydro Man then spit and laughed hysterically and they blasted Dark Yagura with a massive blast of fire and obliterated him.

The group facing him laughed hysterically!

Cayenne: It sure was funny!

Dino Sabre: Yeah it sure was!

POW! BLAM! BAM! SMASH! KROW!

They were punching and kicking Dark Killer B all over.

Vypra: (to Luan) Joy would get along great with Plant Lola.

Plant Lola smashed Dark Killer B all over.

Plant Lola: I agree with you there.

Luan: I do too!

Fluttershy: That is really true.

Colette: I do too.

They fired waves of light and leaves and energy and obliterated Dark Killer B instantly.

Shiv and Lynn and her group blasted and smashed Dark Roshi around all over the place.

Shiv: (to Lynn) It sucks that Fred broke his leg. Remember when that happened to you on the day you got your powers?

Lynn slashed Dark Roshi with a sword of lava.

Lynn: Yeah I sure do. That was a big day for me.

Applejack: That is a coincidence.

Apple Bloom: Boy it sure is!

BAM! SMASH! BLAM! SMASH!

Finn: Yeah no kidding huh?

BLAM!

Jake smashed Dark Roshi down and then he grew his fist and crushed him in a pile of blood and slop!

Jake: OH MY GROD! YUCK!

Lincoln, Elena and Shocker and Electro fired waves of lightning and obliterated Dark Gaara.

Webstor: (to Lucy) You guys must be very proud of Sydney for taking charge in this mystery.

Lucy blasted Dark Han with darkness.

Lucy: We sure are.

Princess Luna: She has the makings of a great detective.

They fired waves of darkness and energy and obliterated Dark Han in an instant.

Carol Anne: That's it for that freak.

Bane: (to Laney) (Spanish Accent) Who did J.D. rescue this time?

Bane smashed and pulverized Dark Yugito Nii all over.

Laney slashed her with a whip made of bramble vines.

Laney: Her name is Cryos and she's a Glacies. They are Ice Elementals.

KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM! KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!

Starlight Glimmer blasted Dark Yugito with magic blasts and they hit her all over and exploded.

Starlight Glimmer: Cryos is amazing.

Woody: She sure is.

They fired a massive blast of energy and obliterated Dark Yugito.

Lana and her group fired waves of ice and magic and energy and lasers and they hit Dark Naruto all over.

Vexen: (to Lana) You'd get along great with Cryos.

Lana: You bet we would!

Twilight Sparkle: She is really amazing.

Yamato: I agree with you.

They fired waves of energy and obliterated Dark Naruto.

KRABBBBOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!

Lola and her group were blasting Black Widow all over.

Firefly: (to Lola) Hisashi's wrong. Takashi isn't Rei's boyfriend now. Lincoln is.

Lola: Well it's not his fault. It's the Aparoids. They are controlling him and making him thing he was killed out of jealousy.

Princess Celestia: Don't worry though. We'll free him.

Minuette: That's right.

They fired a massive blasts of light and magic and fire and obliterated the Black Widow.

KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM! KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM! KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM! KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!

Massive explosions rang out as Lisa and her group were blasting and smashing Jedite all over.

Calamitous: (to Lisa) What do you calculat our chances of getting Hisashi back?

Lisa Loud: I would estimate 100% because we managed to do so before with many people controlled by the Aparoids.

KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!

Pinkie Pie: I agree too!

They fired a massive wave of energy and obliterated Jedite!

Lily and her group fired a massive wave of energy and obliterated Neflite in an instant.

Lily: That's it for them.

Lincoln: Now lets head back to Earth.


Dino Thunder Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Nico, Ice Luan, Lola, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lisa and Lily VS Scorpex


Scorpex was next.

Nico: This is gonna be fun!

Scorpex: Yep and I have something awesome for Misty and Carly.

Nico teleported and opened the safe and in it was 2 swords.

Nico: Wow these swords look awesome.

Scorpex: They are called The Swords of Aslla Piscu and Ccarayhua.

The Sword of Aslla Piscu, it's a sword with Carly Atlas' Hummingbird Nazca Line and Jack Atlas' Signer Mark etched on the 6'5" massive, wide, double-edged blade, black hummingbird wings for the crossguard, large orange gem for the hilt, longer black handle, and large black sphere pommel with surrounding orange gems.

The Sword of Ccarayhua, it's a sword with Misty Tredwell's Lizard Nazca Line and my Phoenix Signer Mark etched on the 6'5" massive, wide, double-edged blade, black angel wings for the crossguard, large green gem for the hilt, longer black handle, and large black sphere pommel with surrounding green gems.

Once in hand, those two will get a massive power and energy increase, along with black angel wings, black sleeveless trenchcoats with their Dark Signer marks on the back and intricate designs, black sleeveless blouses, black skirts, black pants, and black ankle-high leather combat boots.

Nico: Cool!

Nico gave the swords to them and they got said changes.

Nico: Awesome! Lets do it!

Dino Thunder Rangers: DINO THUNDER! POWER UP! HA!

Trent Fernandez: WHITE RANGER! DINO POWER!

They transformed.

Conner: "Tyranno Power! Red Ranger!"

Ethan: "Tricera Power! Blue Ranger!"

Kira: "Ptera Power! Yellow Ranger!"

Tommy: "Brachio Power! Black Ranger!"

Trent: "Drago Power! White Ranger!"

All: "Dino Power! Dino Rangers! Ha!"

KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready to kick some butt!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! DINO THUNDER!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Dino Thunder Rangers too!

Nico: Lets get him!

Rangers: Z-REX BLASTER!

They formed the Z-Rex Blaster!

Nico: FIRE!

They fired waves of energy and elements and the blasts all hit him and he exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

He was dead again!

Nico: YEAH! Scorpex you have failed this world again.

Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.


Sea VS Bluto


Bluto was next.

Bluto: Boy this is an amazing mystery for Sydney.

Sea: Yeah it sure is.

Bluto: Lets do it!

They went at each other and Sea smashed him all over and pulverized him down.


Pirolilly, Paige and Carmen VS Torch Tiger


Torch Tiger was next.

Torch Tiger: This sure was a crazy mystery.

Pirolilly: You got that right.

Paige: But we loved it.

Carmen: You got that right.

Torch Tiger: Yeah. Lets do it!

They fired waves of fire and smashed him down.


Rei and Lincoln VS Hisashi


Hisashi was blasting trees all over and trying to kill Takashi.

Takashi was hiding from Hisashi behind a tree.

Hisashi: (has his gun ready) Come out, Takashi. We all have to die sometime!

Lincoln and Rei fired waves of lightning and it hit Hisashi and destroyed the Aparoids on him and he was freed.


Cryos, RD Lori, RD Lynn, RD Lola and RD Lincoln VS Dark Scorpion Burglars


The Dark Scorpion Burglars were next.

Cryos: This is gonna be so awesome.

RD Lori: Literally looking forward to this.

RD Lola: Same here.

Don Zaloog: Good. Lets do it!

They fired waves of elements and smashed the Dark Scorpion Burglars down.


Keiichiro VS El Jefe


El Jefe was next.

El Jefe: Looking forward to this.

Keiichiro: Me too! Lets do it!

Keiichiro fired waves of energy and smashed him down.


Snarl (Transformers Cybertron) VS Overload (Robots In Disguise 2015)


Overload was next.

Overloud (RID): This is gonna be awesome.

Snarl: You bet it will be.

Overload (RID): It sure will be. Lets do it!

Snarl transformed and they he fired blades of energy from his sword and smashed him down.


We regrouped and we were facing the Snow Creature.

Nico: Lets melt this creature!

Troy: Let's make thing a little warm here!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! SUN TEAM VULCAN!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Solar Squadron Vulcan Rangers!

We went at the snow creature and smashed and pulverized and blasted it all over the place.

Lystone, Najarin, Crawsectus, Tassanil, Drakness, Qwun, Intress, Kamangareth, Mudeenu, Lore, Deenha, Laarina, Enre Hep, Kuhgar, and Vinta Blasted and smashed and pulverized the creature all over the place.

First Aid, Youko, Azula and Reflector used the Autobot, Earth and Fire Nation Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced First Aid's Welding Fists, Youko's powers, Azula's Firebending and Reflector's Flash Explosion 100-fold.

First Aid and Youko: FIRESTORM FIREBALL BLAST!

Azula and Reflector: FIRESTORM FLASH BURST!

Sunset Shimmer, Pepperdance, Cayenne, Wallflower, Firecracker Burst, Pip-Squeak, Fire Skylanders and Fire Lori: FIRESTORM MEGABLAST!

They fired massive blasts of fire and energy.

Key, Daphne, Me, Eli, Ariel and Nico: FIRE MAELSTROM BLAST!

We fired massive blasts of energy and fire and light.

Lincoln: RED LANTERN LIGHTNING STYLE: ATROCITUS!

Rayne: RED LANTERN DARK STYLE: GUY GARDNER!

Mai: RED LANTERN FIRE STYLE: BLEEZ!

Batch: RED LANTERN TECH STYLE: DEX-STARR!

Saya: RED LANTERN WATER STYLE: RANKORR!

Ajna: RED LANTERN NATURE STYLE: SKALLOX!

Ryuko: RED LANTERN DARK STYLE: RATCHET!

Jolyne Kujo: RED LANTERN LIGHT STYLE: ZILLIUS ZOX!

Tyris: RED LANTERN FIRE STYLE: JUDGE SHEKO!

Cassandra Alexandra: RED LANTERN WATER STYLE: VEON!

Tatsumaki: RED LANTERN WIND STYLE: VICE!

Kyoko: RED LANTERN FIRE STYLE: LAIRA!

Misako: RED LANTERN WATER STYLE: ABYSSMA!

Sheena Etranzi: RED LANTERN LIGHTNING STYLE: FURY-6!

Yamato Nadeshiko: RED LANTERN LIGHTNING STYLE: HAGGOR!

R. Mika: RED LANTERN LIGHTNING STYLE: NITE-LIK!

Julie: RED LANTERN EARTH STYLE: SPECTRE!

They fired waves of elements and they formed into said Red Lanterns.

Lincoln and his Harem: WITH BLOOD AND RAGE OF CRIMSON RED, WE FILL MENS SOULS WITH DARKEST DREAD AND TWIST YOUR MINDS WITH PAIN AND HATE, WE'LL BURN YOU ALL; THAT IS YOUR FATE! RED LANTERN FINAL SMASH: THE BUTCHER'S RAGE!

They summoned the entity of red lantern known as The Butcher to attack and the blasts all smashed into the Snow Creature and shattered it into a million pieces and we saw that it was actually an animatronic robot made of plastic.

Me: It was all animatronic.

Nico: Whoa!

Eli: (Senses something) Up there!

Sydney saw the man that was controlling the creature and she jumped and pinned him down.

Sydney: Now lets see who this man is.

She pulled off the black ski mask and to our shock it was who we thought it was.

All of us: AVALANCHE ANDERSON!

We tied him up.

Webstor: Avalanche Anderson! We should've known!

Me: He must've escaped from prison somehow.

Shaggy: But we, like, saw him wounded by the creature, didn't we?

Velma: No. We saw him lying in the snow. He told us he was attacked. Avalanche was about to make a miraculous recovery.

Bane: Miraculous? More like sneaky!

Chris Klug: But, Avalanche, why?

Avalanche Anderson: I used to be the best in the world. I wanted that back, and the only thing standing in my way was you! (to the gang) If it weren't for you interloping adolescents—

Velma: —That's "meddling kids"!

Avalanche Anderson: —And that gluttonous mutt, I'd be famous again!

Fred: Oh, you'll be famous, all right — with both the authorities and the National Snowboarding Commission.

Me: And you're going back to prison. This time for life without parole.

Nico: As well as paying billions in restitution.

We cuffed him.

Vexen: All the credit goes to Sydney.

Firefly: Yeah! She was the one who figured you out!

Sydney: (blushes) Stop it, guys! You're making me blush!

Calamitous: Don't worry. That snow creature disguise will be of use to us!

Rarity: Well done Sydney darling.

Eli: You were great.

Nico: Yep.

Sydney: Thanks guys. (To the viewers) Skiing may be fun but it's a dangerous sport. Also don't do what Avalanche Anderson did or you will answer for your crimes.

Nico: You got that right. Great job everyone. But great job to you Sydney. Now lets get Fred and Velma back to the estate to rest up.

Me: Good idea.

Nico: And great job to you and Scooby, Shaggy. You deserve an awesome pizza.

Shaggy: Like oh boy!

We went back to the estate and put Fred in the living room to rest his leg and Velma went to her room to rest. Shaggy and Scooby had a really huge pizza. We also had a great dinner and then went to sleep.

THE END


Another awesome fanfic done.

Part 1 done. Part one was for The Snow Creature for What's New Scooby Doo.

The next girl is Levion the Baromitz and she will also have a Vulpix Gene-Slammer named Catherine Romanov XXXI. The next Scooby Doo monster we're going to face is in Fort Knox, Kentucky and that is gonna have The Gold Monster.

See you later. I had to do this chapter today because the site was on the fritz and I couldn't do it.