Over the desert of Nevada, Me, Jessica Namika the Zapdos Gene-Slammer and Lynn Sr. were flying. This desert was also home to the Nevada Nuclear Testing Site, which was used during the age of Weapons of Mass Destruction during the Atomic Age.
Jessica Namiko: This place is actually very scary!
Jessica concentrated and groaned as her mouth turned into a beak.
Me: This is the Nevada Nuclear Testing Site and I know this place all too well.
Jessica turned into ZAPDOS!
Me: YEAH!
We flew over the place and it was freakishly scary.
Me: This is the world of the movie The Hills Have Eyes.
A group of scientists, who are testing the radiation levels of the New Mexico desert, are killed by a deformed mutant, Pluto, with a pickaxe.
Retired detective Bob Carter and his wife Ethel are traveling from Cleveland to San Diego through the desert for their wedding anniversary. With them are their German Sheperds, Beauty and Beast, their children, Lynn, Brenda, and Bobby, Lynn's husband, Doug Bukowski, and their baby daughter Catherine. They stop at a gas station where an elderly attendant tells them of a different route through the hills. Not long after taking the supposed short-cut, their tires are punctured by a hidden spike strip. Doug and Bob go look for help, while the rest of the family stays behind. Beauty escapes from the trailer and, when Bobby chases her into the hills, he finds her mutilated corpse. Frightened, he runs and falls off the hill, knocking himself unconscious as a young female mutant Ruby protects him from her brother Goggle. Doug heads towards the interstate and finds a huge crater filled with numerous abandoned cars and other items.
Back at the gas station that night, Bob finds news clippings detailing various disappearances in the area after recent nuclear testings at a mining town by the US government that caused the mutants' deformities. Horrified, he confronts the hysterical attendant who commits suicide inside an outhouse. Bob attempts to flee in an abandoned car but is subdued by the mutant leader Papa Jupiter. After Bobby is found by Brenda, they head back to the trailer until Doug returns, where the former encounters Jupiter and escapes from him. While Bobby confesses his story to the family, Jupiter's sons Pluto and Lizard infiltrate the trailer and Lizard sexually assaults Brenda, who stays with the baby, while using the distraction of immolating Bob to a tree. Bob dies after the family extinguishes the fire. Lynn decides to return to the van where she saw Lizard holding her baby Catherine, horrified by this, she attacks Lizard but gets overpowered in the process. Lizard forces Lynn to breastfeed him until Ethel comes back leading to Lizard shooting both Lynn and Ethel. He then escaped with Jupiter along with Catherine. Doug and Bobby return to discover the carnage while Lynn and Ethel die shortly afterwards. Goggle, who is watching the family from afar, is killed by Beast.
The next morning Doug, along with Beast, set out to rescue Catherine. He comes across an abandoned nuclear testing village through the miner town's cave system and is knocked unconscious by Big Mama. Awakening in an ice box, he escapes and encounters Big Brain who reveals the mutants' origins to him and sends Pluto to attack Doug but the latter manage to gain the upper hand and kills Pluto with his own axe before killing another mutant Cyst. After ordering Lizard to kill Catherine, Big Brain is mauled to death by Beast while Ruby manages to take the baby from Lizard and escapes through the hills. At the trailer, Brenda and Bobby are attacked by Jupiter as the siblings lure him and arrange an explosive trap, which destroys the vehicle along with the mutant.
Doug catches up with Ruby but Lizard attacks them before pursuing Ruby until Doug manages to defeat him with Cyst's shotgun. Ruby then gives Doug his daughter back. Lizard, still alive, aims the shotgun at Doug but Ruby tackles Lizard off a cliff, sending them both falling to their deaths. Bobby and Brenda find Jupiter wounded from their trap as Brenda finish him off with a pickaxe before the siblings are reunited with Doug, Catherine, and Beast. As the survivors of the Carter family embrace, an unknown mutant watches them through binoculars from the hills.
Lynn Sr.: (SCREAMS IN FRIGHT) THE MUTANTS! THEY'RE GOING TO KILL ME!
Lynn Sr. hugged me in fright.
Me: (Groans) Mr. Lynn that's the reason why we are here! Not only to rescue a girl but to also help you conquer your fear of this movie.
Jessica Zapdos: Yeah Mr. Lynn. You got to get over that fear.
Me: That's right Mr. Lynn. Your fear has to stop. Fear is your greatest enemy. We were able to help get justice for your father. You can conquer your fear by making those monsters in that movie pay for their crimes here. Also you were able to stand up for yourself when those jerks in your restaurant were giving you a hard time and you got them banned for life and sent Scoots to the nuthouse. You can do so again with conquering your fear of the monsters you saw as a kid.
Lynn Sr. then got a look of determination on his face and he knew that living in fear will only tear him apart.
Lynn Sr.: You're right! I am Lynn Loud Sr. and I will not be afraid anymore!
Jessica Zapdos: That's the Spirit Mr. Lynn!
We went to find the mutants and we had an Angel and a Mimikyu help out. We saw THE HILLS FAMILY!
Papa Jupiter is the main antagonist of the 1977 horror film The Hills Have Eyes, and a secondary antagonist in the 2006 remake.
He was portrayed by James Whitworth in the original movie and the late Billy Drago in the remake.
Past
Papa Jupiter was born a monster. He was the son of a hillbilly named Fred, who realized how evil Jupiter was when he killed his sister, and he killed all the animals on his farm. Fred took Jupiter to the hills after his daughter's death and he tried killing Jupiter with an iron, but it failed.
Papa Jupiter got with a prostitute who was insane, and he had children with her, mutant offspring who were insane and cannibalistic. In the remakes, the gang is the result of government atomic testing in the desert.
The Hills Have Eyes
Papa Jupiter is unseen for most of the film, but his presence is enough to scare the most hardened of the mutants in his gang. Papa Jupiter is very intimidating, and he is first seen when Fred asks Ruby, one of the mutants, if Jupiter knows about what she's doing because if he does, he'd kill her.
After Fred tells Bob Carter of the origins of the mutants, Fred is killed by Papa Jupiter. Papa Jupiter then flees into the night and is seen berating his children for failing to kill all the Carters. Papa Jupiter sets his sons to rape Brenda and kill her mother.
This proves his downfall when he is tricked into entering the rigged trailer where Brenda and Bobby have set a bomb, which seemingly kills him. However, Papa Jupiter leaps back out, angry, but is killed by Bobby.
We flew in and fired energy blasts and obliterated the Hills Family and we saved the Carter Family as well as the Angel named Loviya and the Mimikyu Gene-Slammer named Lolalai. Lynn Sr. covered his eyes and I put on my blind man glasses and then I snapped my fingers and Lolalai reverted back and she was naked and then Jessica reverted back too.
Jessica was human again. But naked.
Jessica: (covers herself) I hope Mr. Lynn has gotten over his fear now.
Lynn Sr.: Yes I have. Thank you so much guys for helping me out.
I gave Jessica and Lolalai new clothes.
Me: You're welcome Mr. Lynn.
Loviya: Those guys were disgusting.
Me: Nuclear fallout did all that to them.
Lolalai: (Norwegian Accent) Boy that is awful. But at least they are dead.
Me: Yep. Lets get out of here before the radiation gets bad.
We left and went back to the World Tree Estate.
After helping Lynn Sr. conquer his fear of The Hills Have Eyes, Lincoln, me, Nico, Eli, Brody, Nicole, and Brittney were heading to the world of the 1987 movie Hellraiser, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the fourteen girls located here, but we're also going to help Kirsty Cotton permanently deal with the evil interdimensional demon Pinhead, The Cenobites, her perverted uncle, Frank Cotton, and Kirsty's murderous stepmother and Frank's lover, Julia.
Lincoln: Whoa, we're in the world of the 1987 movie, Hellraiser, and I know just what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the fourteen girls located here, but we're also going to help Kirsty Cotton deal with Pinhead and his Cenobite minions, along with Kirsty's perverted uncle, Frank, and her murderous stepmother, Julia.
Me: That's right, big guy. Me and my dad watched that movie long ago, and that really terrified us.
Nico: Me too. Clive Barker's movie showed us his own version of someone's personal Hell.
Eli: Which was brought to life by someone opening The Lament Configuration Puzzle Box.
?: HELP!
Suddenly, Lincoln had heard the sound of fourteen girls calling for help. With his deep sapphire blue cyborg eyes and superhuman sight, along with sensing energy signals, he saw and heard where the call for help was coming from. He then saw the fourteen girls sighted here, along with Kirsty Cotton, but they were cornered by Pinhead and his Cenobite minions, Frank Cotton, and Julia, and they were going to kill them.
Pinhead is the main antagonist of the Hellraiser film series. He is the leader of the Order of the Gash, a sadomasochistic religion whose adherents are the demonic torturers known as the Cenobites who can be summoned along with Pinhead himself via the demonic, mechanical puzzle box known as the Lament Configuration. Aside from the iron pins jabbed in his skull, Pinhead is renowned in the slasher movie genre for being one of the very few villains who is highly intelligent and eloquent. He usually kills his victims by means of tearing them apart with hooked chains, but has also commanded an arsenal of demonic powers and is a master of torture and pain who often prefers to drag his victims into an eternity of suffering rather than outright death. He is based on his novel counterpart.
Pinhead was the overarching antagonist of the 1987 film Hellraiser, its sequel Hellbound: Hellrasier II, and the main antagonist of Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth, and its sequel, Hellraiser IV: Bloodline. He remained a major antagonist in later films.
He was portrayed by Doug Bradley, Stephan Smith Collins, and Paul T. Taylor.
Early life
Pinhead was originally an Englishman, an educated soldier by the name Captain Elliott Spencer, who fought during World War I, serving under the British Expeditionary Force, his last battle having taken place during one of the Battles of Flanders. Barker describes Captain Elliott Spencer as being an old-fashioned British intellectual. After the war had ended, Captain Spencer was left traumatized by the experience and began developing both post traumatic stress disorder and survivor guilt. He subsequently lost all faith in humanity and in God, whom he believed had failed him and everyone else.
Captain Spencer was left nihilistic and disillusioned, wandering the Earth and living a hedonistic life. He committed acts that were considered taboo by most modern society. Sometime during the year 1921, Captain Spencer traveled to British India where he discovered the Lament Configuration and bought it from its current guardian. Solving the box inside his tent, Spencer was immediately impaled by hooked chains. He was dragged into the Labyrinth and then transformed into the Cenobite Pinhead. In the decades that followed he obediently served the dark entity Leviathan as the new leader of the Cenobites, losing all memory of his past life as a human being in the process.
Hellraiser
In Hellraiser, Pinhead makes his first appearance as a shadowy figure immediately torture Frank Cotton in his own attic after the latter had solved the Lament Configuration.
After tearing Frank apart in his own house, Pinhead picks up the puzzle box and uses it to teleport himself, his entourage, Frank's remains and their tools back to the Labyrinth, the attic appearing as if nothing had ever taken place to begin with.
Shortly after their departure, Frank had escaped his captors after his brother Larry's blood fell on the spot where he had died.
The blood had seemingly allowed him to reconstruct his body one layer of organs at a time. In the week that followed Frank had convinced Julia, Larry's cheating wife, into helping him gain more blood so he could obtain full human form. It was during this time that Frank continued fearing the return of the cenobites.
When Larry's daughter, Kristy, had stolen the puzzle box from Frank, she easily solved it and summoned Pinhead alongside his entourage. As the cult prepares to take Kristy away the girl convinces them to exchange her soul for Frank's, to which they seemingly accept, but only and so long as Frank himself confesses to have escaped their world. Pinhead is left somewhat skeptical and threatens to cruelly punish Kristy should she attempt to fool them. In the end, Pinhead does tear Frank apart once again, using hooked chains. Despite their earlier agreement the Cenobites - Chatterer, Butterball, and the Female Cenobite - chase after Kristy anyway, with Pinhead showing great delight in taking her to their home realm. However, Kristy successfully manages to utilize the Lament Configuration and sends the demon cult back to Hell.
Hellbound: Hellraiser II
In this movie, Pinhead's former life as a human is explored, the opening scene revealing Elliott Spencer's transformation into a cenobite.
The movie's main antagonists, the psychotic psychiatrist Dr. Phillip Channard and Julia (who was killed by Frank, captured by the cenobites and later resurrected by Channard, using the blood of one of his patients) trick the mentally disturbed girl, named Tiffany, into solving the Lament Configuration. A portal had been opened with which the Doctor and Julia used to enter Hell. Pinhead saves Tiffany from being killed by the other Cenobites, realizing that Channard had been merely using the girl as a means to solve the puzzle box and enter Hell without the fear of cenobites attacking him. Channard was eventually turned into a Cenobite by Leviathan.
Within the Labyrinth, Pinhead reunites with Kristy and expresses delight in torturing her. He is not, however, in a hurry to do so and allows the girl to freely roam the cenobite home realm. Later on, when Kirsty discovered that Pinhead had once been Elliot Spencer, she reminded him of this by showing him a picture of his past life as an army man. Reluctant at first, the other cenobites also begin remembering their own past lives, showing confusion and fear for the first time. Pinhead and his entourage defended Tiffany and Kristy from the newborn Cenobite Channard, with Pinhead using his hooks in order to restrain him. After killing the other Cenobites, Channard transformed Pinhead back into Elliot Spencer and slit his throat with one of his tentacles, seemingly killing him. Before dying, Spencer had smiled at Kristy as a sign of thanks.
After Tiffany had reshuffled the diamond shaped Lament Configuration back into its rectangular shape Leviathan is somehow forced to release countless souls from Hell and imprisons his servants (Julia included). From this point on Pinhead's light and dark sides were separated; Elliott Spencer became a benevolent spirit, while Pinhead's sadistic soul became trapped inside the Pillar of Souls alongside Julia, what appeared to be The Engineer, the Lament Configuration, several other spirits and The Puzzle Guardian in vagrant form.
Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth
For the first time Pinhead takes on the role of main antagonist in Hellraiser III. He is resurrected when nightclub owner, JP Monroe, was bitten by a rat, his blood having landed on the Pillar of Souls. Pinhead absorbs a girl named Brittany Virtue, then fools Monroe into bringing him more victims to consume, promising the disturbed young club owner a the chance in expressing himself in the most artistic means possible, through torture. Pinhead then persuades Monroe's girlfriend, Terri, in helping him escape from the pillar and even ends up killing Monroe, absorbing enough of his energy to return to full power and escapes his imprisonment. No longer trapped inside the statue, Pinhead killed around 150 people at Monroe's nightclub, The Boiler Room.
Meanwhile, a young TV reporter named Joey Summerskill makes contact with the spirit of Captain Elliott Spencer. Having lost her father to the Vietnam War, Spencer and Joey appear together on a desolated battlefield, a manifestation of their regrets. The Captain tells Joey his origin, how he has come to be a ghost and then tasks the young reporter with retrieving the Lament Configuration and banishing Pinhead back to Hell.
Meeting at the nightclub, Pinhead tried taking the Lament Configuration from Joey Sommerskill so that he could keep the door to Hell open, but was unable to take it; the box had to be given to him willingly by another person. Pinhead had transformed the corpses of a handful of victims into Cenobites and tried killing the reporter, but she successfully banished all of them back to Hell. Later on, while disguised as her dead father, Pinhead tricked Joey into giving him the box and then attempted to transform the girl into a cenobite. He misses this opportunity as he is confronted by Elliott Spencer, who merged with his evil half. Joey is released and stabs Pinhead with the Lament Configuration (once again in the form of a lozenge) and banishes the cenobite from Earth. Having defeated all the cenobites, Joey then buries the puzzle box in the wet cement of a nearby construction site. When the building is completed it is revealed to have been bizarrely modeled in the image of the Lament Configuration.
Hellraiser IV: Bloodline
Pinhead returned again main antagonist when the demon "princess" Angelique summoned him. They planned to have John Merchant (descendant of the 17th century toymaker Phillip Lemarchand, who built the Lament Configuration) use his new design, the Elysium Configuration, to keep the portal to Hell open so that the cenobites could come and leave at their own will. However, the plan had backfired, causing an enraged Pinhead into killings John Merchant, stabbing him in the threat. Merchant's wife. Bobbi. banishes the cenobite lord, Angelique, Chatter Beast, and the Siamese Cenobite (two twin security guards transformed by Pinhead) to Hell.
In year 2127, John's descendant, Paul Merchant, summoned Pinhead with the Lament Configuration on board the Space Station Minos, which was in fact the Elysium Configuration, a machine built in order to permanently to trap and destroy the cenobites. Pinhead, Chatter Beast, Twin Cenobite, and Angelique (now a modern Cenobite) killed most of the guards, but Paul and the remaining guard, Rimmer, escaped in a shuttle. After tricking Pinhead with a hologram, Paul activated the Elysium Configuration, reflecting rays of light off of mirrors and closing the space station/Configuration into a giant Lemerchand's box. The perpetual light began to decay Pinhead, pinning him to a wall. Before it exploded, the Elysium Configuration completely destroyed, and or, imprisoned Pinhead and the other Cenobites.
Hellraiser V: Inferno
Pinhead returns to extract psychological torture on a man named Joseph Thorne, who had opened the puzzle box. He does so for the reason being that Thorne is a corrupt detective who was frequently involved in drug use, sleeping with prostitutes, and beating his informant. He puts Thorne under the hallucination of witnessing the Engineer (who represents Thorne's cruelty) murder others and kidnap a child (who represents Thorne's innocence)-making him believe throughout the whole film that he had been solving the Engineer's murder cases, when in reality he had been in Hell since he opened the puzzle box. Pinhead then has Thorne wrapped in hooks, and tells him he will suffer an eternity in Hell for his misdeeds.
Lincoln: Oh man, I found the girls and Kirsty Cotton, but they've been cornered by Pinhead and his Cenobite minions, Frank Cotton, and Julia, and they were going to kill them. Come on, let's go.
We then rushed on over, and and Lincoln transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu 750,000,000,000 Elemental Supercell Lightning Thunderbird Furious Hyperstorm of Justice, and unholstered his Sword of Taranis from his back, and he used McWolf's Dark Style Ninja Art: Chains of Torment, and fired a massive barrage of chains of darkness with heavy hooks at the end, and they'd hooked onto Pinhead, his Cenobite minions, Frank Cotton, and Julia, and another dark chain wrapped around their waists, tying them up.
Pinhead: The famous Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Me: You're about to know a meaning to the word "Pain."
Pinhead: Pain! How dare you use that word?
Me: You don't have any idea what kind of pain we can inflict. We're going to make sure you and your minions all suffer.
Then, Lincoln unleashed a massive storm of slashes from every swing of his massive blade and with one last swing, he cuts down Pinhead, the Cenobites, Frank Cotton, and Julia, and they had exploded in a massive purple flame, and they were Super Hakaied.
We checked on Kirsty Cotton, who broke down crying, as she hugged me, and cried into my chest. I returned the hug and comforted her. Then, Lincoln and Nicole went up to the girls located here, and as soon as Lincoln and Nicole saw them, they recognized them. The fourteen girls were Chiyo Mihama, Ayumu Kasuga A.K.A. Osaka, Tomo Takino, Koyomi Mizuhara, Sakaki, Jagura, Yukari Tanizaki, Kaori, and Minamo Kurosawa from Azumanga Daioh, Tomoko Kuroki and Yu Naruse from Watamote, Laura Haruna, Mindy O'Hara, and Kana Iwata from Hamtaro.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Chiyo Mihama, Ayumu Kasuga A.K.A. Osaka, Tomo Takino, Koyomi Mizuhara, Sakaki, Jagura, Yukari Tanizaki, Kaori, Minamo Kurosawa, Tomoko Kuroki, Yu Naruse, Laura Haruna, Mindy O'Hara, and Kana Iwata.
Nicole: From Azumanga Daioh, Watamote, and Hamtaro. Awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Ayumu Kasuga: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Ayumu Kasuga and the thirteen other girls saw who it was that saved them from both the Cenobites, Frank Cotton, and Julia, their faces lit up like red Christmas lights upon seeing the 7'0" tall, handsome, white-haired, bare-chested hunk with abnormally large and powerful muscles, eight-pack abs, a lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books on his right massive pec and surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, a Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon and in a circle are the other girls in Lincoln's harem with the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids, a deep sapphire blue kanji on his wider muscular back that said "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion of Lightning, Master of Lightning Storms and The Weather, Emissary of Hinon, Golden-Hearted Brother of 16 Siblings, and Golden-Hearted Lover, Father, and Husband", and he had deep sapphire blue eyes.
He had his Sword of Taranis holstered on his wider muscular back, his orange Crystal Saber holstered on his left hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, the Pisces constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck, weighted orange bands on his large biceps and thighs, deep sapphire blue eyes, his Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, larger blue angel wings surging with powerful super lightning and stars and blue nebulae reflecting on them, and he was dressed in an orange version of He Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with hanging silver lightning bolts held up by his Belt of Elemental Bravery with large orange gem for the belt buckle on his waist, blue pants with gold lightning bolts on the thighs, and large white leather combat boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and armor on the toe area, silver Thunder Kanji earrings, a large silver Thunder Kanji necklace on his neck and across his permanently bare chest, his large fingerless black gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it, a large Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring on his left ring finger, a large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger, and he had eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs.
Ayumu Kasuga: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.
Then, Lincoln made thirteen clones of himself, and they went up to the thirteen girls, and Lincoln went up to Ayumu Kasuga, who'd picked her and the other thirteen girls up and they hugged them in their abnormally large and powerful muscular arms, and kissed them on the lips, which they've returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the necks of Lincoln and his clones. We cheered over the scene, and the girls in Lincoln's harem are going to like their new sisters to their future husband's harem.
Ayumu Kasuga: (Seductively and puts her right hand on Lincoln's right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
We went back home to the Estate, and Kirsty Cotton moved to Gotham Royal York, and she had went through psychiatric help after everything she went through because of The Cenobites and her two evil relatives. Plus, we found out that when Lincoln Super Hakaied The Cenobites, Frank Cotton, and Julia, it also sealed the portal to Hell for good, and it'd also destroyed the Lament Configuration Puzzle Box for good, a perfect end to a cursed toy that became a key to The Gates of Hell centuries ago.
After dealing with The Cenobites, Frank Cotton, and Julia, we were then training intensely in the gym doing 100,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 9,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds.
Suddenly, a bright light had shined down on the Estate, and we covered our eyes. Then, as the bright lights faded, we uncovered our eyes. Suddenly, we saw nine girls appear in the Estate, which came as a huge surprise. Then, when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them. The nine girls were Kagami Hiiragi, Tsukasa Hiiragi, Miyuki Takara, Konata Izumi, Hiyori Tamura, Patricia Martin, Misao Kusakabe, and Minami Iwasaki from Lucky Star.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Konata Izumi, Kagami Hiiragi, Tsukasa Hiiragi, Miyuki Takara, Hiyori Tamura, Patricia Martin, Misao Kusakabe, and Minami Iwasaki from Lucky Star.
Me: Wait a second, that means...?
Nico: The world of Lucky Star has merged with our world, oh man, that's awesome.
Nicole: I've read the Lucky Star manga, and each of these girls have something in common with Lincoln, such as a love for video or online games, manga, and anime.
The girls got their sight of vision back, and when they saw us, they were surprised.
Kagami Hiiragi: Oh wow, Team Loud Phoenix Storm, it's a pleasure to meet you all.
Me: Same here, Konata.
Kagami Hiiragi: And we also heard the conversations from both Lincoln and Nicole, it's nice to know two people who have a knowledge of manga and anime.
Lincoln: Thanks, Kagami.
Kagami: And it's awesome how you all saved some of us. we owe you guys.
Then, when the girls saw Lincoln, immediately, their faces lit up like red Christmas lights upon seeing the 7'0" tall, handsome, white-haired, bare-chested hunk with abnormally large and powerful muscles, eight-pack abs, a lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books on his right massive pec and surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, a Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon and in a circle are the other girls in Lincoln's harem with the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids, a deep sapphire blue kanji on his wider muscular back that said "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion of Lightning, Master of Lightning Storms and The Weather, Emissary of Hinon, Golden-Hearted Brother of 16 Siblings, and Golden-Hearted Lover, Father, and Husband", and he had deep sapphire blue eyes.
He had his Sword of Taranis holstered on his wider muscular back, his orange Crystal Saber holstered on his left hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, the Pisces constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck, weighted orange bands on his large biceps and thighs, deep sapphire blue eyes, his Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, larger blue angel wings surging with powerful super lightning and stars and blue nebulae reflecting on them, and he was dressed in an orange version of He Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with hanging silver lightning bolts held up by his Belt of Elemental Bravery with large orange gem for the belt buckle on his waist, blue pants with gold lightning bolts on the thighs, and large white leather combat boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and armor on the toe area, silver Thunder Kanji earrings, a large silver Thunder Kanji necklace on his neck and across his permanently bare chest, his large fingerless black gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it, a large Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring on his left ring finger, a large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger, and he had eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs.
The girls were stumbling like crazy trying to even talk to him. We giggled at the sight of what's just occurred.
Nico: Whoa, I knew it, any girl who sees Lincoln winds up going crazy.
Me: Well, can you blame him? Lincoln's gone from being the cute 11-year-old boy into an extremely tall and extremely muscular man with handsome features that can cause any girl who hasn't met him to go speechless, combine that with his personality and charisma, and you've got a real ladies man.
Lori Loud: (Giggles) Just like you, J.D. We've seen you more than once charm the ladies.
Nico: She's right, dude. You do got that kind of charm that really attract ladies, and Lincoln's got that very same charm.
Konata Izumi: Um, Lincoln. We know that you already have a lot of future wives and we've just met you, but...?
Then, Lincoln understood what Konata and her friends were asking, and he replied by making eight clones of himself, and they went up to Konata's friends, and he went up to Konata Izumi, who'd picked her and her friends up and they hugged them in their abnormally large and powerful muscular arms, and kissed them on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the necks of Lincoln and his clones. We all cheered over the scene, and the girls in Lincoln's harem are going to like their new sisters to their future husband's harem.
Lincoln: Of course, Konata. And now, you and your friends are now part of my harem.
Konata Izumi: (Seductively and puts her right hand on Lincoln's right pec) Thanks, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Nico: Whoa, he understood what Konata was asking, and he replied with the same gesture as when he met the girls he's rescued.
Me: You got that right.
We were going to like having Konata Izumi and her friends here as new members of the team, and new future wives of Lincoln, and they were also made aware of our upcoming war with Team Dark Phoenix Storm, and they swore to fight alongside us against Mr. Mind and his goons.
Later Aligned Grimlock and Sideswipe were about to head out with a very awesome new goal.
Fubuki: So, let me get this straight. You two want to start a Bounty Hunting Business TV Show?
Aligned Grimlock: We sure do!
Aligned Sideswipe: Now that everyone knows we exist, I figured we can get people to know how awesome we are.
Maria: Not a bad idea.
Strongarm: Like how awesome you are whenever Fixit has to clean the stasis pods while you're slacking off?
Aligned Sideswipe: Laugh at me all you want, Strongarm. But you're going to eat those words when me and Grimlock become famous by tomorrow!
Eli: Excuse me but I must discipline the nanny goats.
Maria: (Aligned Sideswipe and Aligned Grimlock leave) Too late. Sideswipe's already gone.
Eli: Oh boy.
Arrietty: I get the feeling that this won't end well.
Frog (Chrono Trigger) was watching a video of Aligned Sideswipe and Aligned Grimlock's new TV show.
Frog (Chrono Trigger): (British Medieval Accent) This isn't going to end well.
Aligned Sideswipe: (voiceover) Whenever criminals are threatening the lives of innocents, these two Autobots will be there to kick their a***!
We see promotional pictures of Aligned Sideswipe punching Goche, Aligned Grimlock pummeling Spydah, and both Autobots punching Airachnid at the same time. We then see the title "Seeing Swipe. Starring Sideswipe"
Aligned Sideswipe: (takes out sword) Here's Swipe in your eye!
Aligned Grimlock: (carrying grenade) I wanna say a catchphrase too! (bites pin off grenade)
Aligned Sideswipe: (panics) Throw it! Throw it, Grimlock! Throw it!
The grenade went off, creating an explosion.
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Eddy: (sees this as well and laughs) Oh man! Bumblebee, J.D.! You guys gotta see this!
Me and Aligned Bumblebee came in.
Me: What you watching Eddy?
We saw Aligned Sideswipe and Grimlock going after bad guys and they were being silly. They were doing a bounty hunter show.
We were watching the show and it was awesome.
Lana: Oh this is great!
Dirge: It says here that so far, Grimlock and Sideswipe have only busted ordinary bank robbers.
Nico: They sure have been busy.
Eli: They sure have and those are all bank robbers that were still at large.
Me: No kidding. Good job to them both.
Allie Wilde: Yeah no kidding.
Aligned Sideswipe: (voiceover) Me and Grimlock's first major bounty hunting assignment will be us helping Mystery Inc track down a fake Scooby Snax monster. Wish us luck, viewers!
G1 Blades: Wait. They're helping Mystery Inc with another mystery? By themselves?!
Me: Whoa man! We better get over there and help them out! Nico it's your turn to lead today anyway.
Nico: I know and this is gonna be awesome. Not only do I get to show you guys around work some more but we also get to stop another Scooby Snax Batter Monster.
Poromon saw that the Scooby Snax Batter monster that we know was back at the M.O.E. Base in Montana.
Poromon: This is another fake monster like the fake Gold Monster.
Ace: Don't you think we should leave this to Sideswipe and Grimlock? This is their mission, after all.
May: Against ordinary crooks, it would be okay. But against any version of the Scooby Snax monster, they're in over their heads!
Nico: May is right. We got to be ready for anything.
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Nico: Ugh J.D. did you eat that chili again!?
Me: That wasn't me this time! If it was then I would have blue fire coming out of my butt!
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I farted and then Blue Fire came out of my butt like I said.
Me: See!?
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No blue fire came out of my butt.
Nico: It wasn't you this time. Lori was that you!?
Lori: I did not fart Nico! It was my shoe!
Lincoln: Yeah right!
Allie Wilde: Does this happen to you a lot Lincoln?
Lincoln: You have no idea Allie.
The Dark Signers, Roquefort, General Schwarz and Atomic Skull then appeared.
Roman: Can me, Carly, Devack, Rex, Kalin, Greiger, Misty, Roquefort, General Schwarz and Atomic Skull with you all?
Nico: Yes you can. And we're going to the Scooby Snax factory.
Rex: To see your line of work.
Nico: Yep and to solve a mystery.
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Kalin: Geez! Lori was that you!?
Lori: It was my shoe!
Nico: We're not buying it Lori.
Eli: You really need to lay off those bean chips.
Lori: It was my shoe! See!?
She squeaked the floor boards with her shoes but nothing happened.
Nico: Lets head out to the Scooby Snax Factory.
We were off.
SCOOBY SNAX FACTORY.
We arrived at the Scooby Snax factory and it was amazing. We saw Aligned Sideswipe and Grimlock.
Shadow: Hey, you two. How's your bounty hunting business?
Aligned Sideswipe: It's actually doing just fine.
Aligned Bumblebee: Okay, Sideswipe. You and Grimlock had your fun. But maybe, it's time to admit this might be a bit more than you two can handle on your own.
Aligned Sideswipe: Oh your right boss.
Nico: Besides you did a great job catching those robbers. We've been after those guys for a long time.
Sheila: Yeah we sure have. Great job.
Aligned Sideswipe: Thanks Sheila.
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Aylene C.: OH MAN! Geez Lori!
Lori: It was my shoe!
Penelope Bailey then came.
Penelope Bailey: Well thank goodness you all are here.
Carly Atlas: It's good to see you again, Penelope.
Penelope Bailey: Same to you Carly.
Nico: We heard that there's another Scooby Snax Batter monster running around.
Qin: It's not you again this time is it?
Penelope Bailey: No it's not and it's not spies from another factory this time.
Qin: Weird.
Shocker: This might be one monster we don't know the real identity of.
Nico: Yeah and I've been wanting something like this.
Qin: Me too! This is gonna be so awesome!
Laney: It sure will be awesome.
Rex Goodwin: (to Qin) So, why exactly are you the on interested in the mystery this time?
Qin: Because Nico works here and as one of his childhood buddies, I can't let his place of work be terrorized like this by a fake monster that's also Sissi's archenemy.
Nico: Wow! That is a very strong force of determination and a good reason Qin.
Me: You have an amazing friend buddy.
Nico: Yep I sure do.
Allie Wilde: He sure does. Just like you and me J.D.
Me: (Blushes) Aw it's not problem Allie.
Airi: Let's go ahead and look for clues.
Qin: Lets do it! First lets find Mystery Inc.
We then heard a scream and then we saw Shaggy and Scooby being chased by THE SCOOBY SNAX BATTER MONSTER!
Qin: Looks like we won't have to look far for them! Come on!
We went after the monster and Qin fired a blast of fire at the monster and burned its back and made it crispy and baked.
The monster saw its back baked and Qin ripped a chunk of the creatures back off and ate it.
Qin: (Munching) Mmm! Wow! Nico you weren't kidding when you said that Scooby Snax were tasty.
Nico: Told you they were good Qin.
The monster snarled at Qin and threw batter globs at her and she dodged them all and some of the globs hit Lori in her face.
Lori: EW!
Qin fired fireballs and they hit the monster all over and exploded and it ran.
Shaggy: Like thanks guys.
Kalin: Hey, guys! Glad you could make it!
Fred: Glad we could.
Daphne: Yeah that monster is dangerous.
Qin: Well the good news is it's not Penelope this time. The monster is really someone else. I found this in one of the globs of batter that was thrown at me. It's a HAZMAT suit label and on it are the initials M.T.M.
Nico: Hmm.
Laney: Wonder who that label belongs to.
Sweetie Belle: Who knows. But it looks like we'll find out soon.
Nico: Lets head to where I work. I want to show you all my next flavor I'm working on.
We arrived in Nico's laboratory.
Princess Rose: What IS your next flavor anyway?
Nico: Watermelon Blue Raspberry. I decided to do something fruity.
Me: Ooh that sounds tasty.
Eli: It sure is.
Eli then saw something on the floor.
Eli: What's this?
Eli found a book on the ground and it belonged to Moss T. Meister.
Eli: This is Moss T. Meister's journal.
Nico: What does it say?
Eli: Lets see.
Eli read it and unfortunately it was all in German.
Eli: It's all in German. I can't read it.
Qin: Hmm. Maybe this will have a clue.
Misty: Let's keep that journal just in case.
Qin: Just what I was thinking.
Qin put it in her book bag.
Qin: Luckily I learned German as a second language. It will come in handy for me when I translate it.
Nico: Smart thinking Qin.
Allie Wilde: Wow that's cool.
Then the power went out.
Twilight Sparkle: Uh oh the lights are out.
Eli: We got spies trying to get to the formula. The Force is telling me that we have 4 spies heading to the vault.
Nico: Don't those spies ever take a break!? Lets get them!
We went to the vault.
The spies were trying to get the recipe and they went up to the vault.
Spy 2: We've reached the vault. Preparing to secure secret recipe.
A coconut hit one of the spies and they saw us.
Indigo Zap: If you want to take a tour of the place, you could've just asked!
Lemon Zest: Yeah we would have been more than happy to show you around.
Spy 1: Team Loud Phoenix Storm! Run!
Derpy Hooves: You aren't going anywhere!
Derpy fired muffins that were as hard as rocks.
SMASH! BLAM! CLANG! BONK!
They smashed into the spies heads and they were knocked out.
Nico: Nice shooting Derpy.
Nico took off their masks and he recognized them.
Nico: I know these guys! They are employees from the cheese puff factory on the other side of town.
Eli: They obviously wanted to steal the formula for their snacks.
Nico: Yep. Now they are going to prison.
Aligned Sideswipe: More scumbags taken out! Yeah, baby! Look who's seeing Swipe now?
Aligned Grimlock: Look at me saying a catchphrase again! (pauses) Um... baby?
Devack: (shakes his head with a smile) Easy, you two. We all busted them together.
Nico: We sure did. But we're not done here yet.
Laney: Yep.
We went back to the main part of the factory and then we saw the monster trying to overload the batter machines.
Nico: It looks like he's trying to flood the factory! Lets get him!
Crystal Man fires a crystal orb at the monster, knocking it far away.
Crystal Man: That should keep it away long enough for us to come up with a plan.
Nico: Good thinking Crystal Man. Lets regroup and meet with Penelope and her dad.
Me: Roger Commander.
We went to meet with Penelope and her dad.
Atomic Skull: We've got good news and bad news. Good news is that we caught the spies.
Penelope Bailey: That's great!
Nico: They are from a rival factory on the other side of town.
Penelope Bailey: And what's the bad news?
Qin: We know what the monster is trying to do. He's trying to destroy Scooby Snax completely. He's going to try and destroy this entire factory.
Penelope and her dad gasped.
Penelope Bailey: Who would try to do such a thing!?
Me: Well my guess is it has to be Trudy. The former employee and spy that was here the first time we came here before the team was formed.
Velma: That is a good guess. But no it's not her.
Me: She would try and get revenge on the factory for us foiling her.
Nico: That is a good guess.
Velma: That is a good motive. But no it's not her.
Fred: Then it has to be Red Herring!
Red Herring then appeared.
Red Herring: Forget it Jones you dipstick! I didn't do anything!
Me: Red Herring?
I saw that he was working as a janitor.
Me: You work here as a Janitor?
Red Herring: Sure do. It's part of my community service work. Next to my future upcoming usual battles I got to earn some form of money. It''s better than being in jail.
Me: That's true.
Sugarcoat: Maybe we should ask Trudy ourselves.
Nico: I wouldn't count on it Sugarcoat. She's in prison serving 10 years in prison for her crimes.
Sugarcoat: Darn.
Qin: Actually I know who the monster is. And it's someone that has a really rotten temper.
Nico: Hmm. (Gasp) Oh man! Then lets get him guys.
Roquefort: Cheese Ninjas! While we're forming a plan, go search this factory for any sign of the monster.
They agreed and left with amazing speed. We formed our plan and that was to use fire to crisp up the monster and bake it so it couldn't move and the have Shaggy and Scooby eat the crust off and then the crook will be revealed.
Nico: That's a good plan and Qin had the right idea when we saw the monster chasing Shaggy and Scooby.
Laney: She sure did.
Qin: Awesome. All in agreement?
Nico: I agree.
Lana: I do too.
Nico: Lets go with your plan Qin.
Lincoln: Time to put Operation Scooby Snax Monster Bake into action.
Shaggy: Like lets get that monster!
Centaur Man: (to Shaggy and Scooby) I'm surprised you two actually want to help out this time.
Shaggy: Like, we can't afford not to! All of the Scooby Snax are at stake here!
Scooby: Reah! Anyone that doesn't like Scooby Snax is our enemy!
Me: Well said guys!
Crystal: Like yeah!
Amber: We'll make this monster pay.
Me: And besides, Nico comes up with amazing flavors for you guys.
Greiger: Do you two still want to try the new Scooby Snax flavor anyway?
Shaggy: Like yeah!
Scooby Doo: Roh boy!
Nico: Here you go guys.
Nico gave them two Scooby Snax and they ate them.
Shaggy and Scooby: MMM! MMM! MMMM!
They spun around and turned into rockets and went into the sky and they turned into blimps and they said "Try Scooby Snax, you'll love them!"
They came down and were ready.
Shaggy: Okay! We're ready!
Nico: Lets get him!
We went to find the monster. We found him trying to mess with the controls again.
Brawl: There he is!
We rushed at him.
Then…
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery black explosion went off above the monster and then rainbow flame swirled around it and formed into a moon and then a raven caw was heard and we came out of the explosion!
Qin: FIRE!
Qin and Flame Princess fired streams of fire and they hit the monster and he roared in pain as he was being baked. He saw us and he was mad.
Maxxor: (to the fake Scooby Snax Batter Monster) By the Authority of the Tribal Alliance, we're taking you down by force!
Nico: And eating you for lunch!
Eli: YEAH!
Emma: No one's destroying Scooby Snax on our watch!
Megaforce Rangers: Legendary Ranger Mode: Royal Flush Squad!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the JAKQ Rangers!
Nuova Shenron fired a blast of fire and baked the monster more.
Maxxor, Rothar, Odu Bathax, Blugon, and Titanix fired energy and laser blasts and smashed and burned him all over.
Blades, Frog, Fubuki and Dirge used the Earth, Guardia and Hidden Snow Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Blades' Photon Pistol, Frog's Water Powers, Fubuki's Ice Style Jutsu Powers and Dirge's missiles 100-fold.
G1 Blades and Frog (Chrono Trigger): PHOTONIC WATER MEGABLAST!
Fubuki and Dirge: ICE SWALLOW MISSILE BARRAGE!
Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Thunder Terror, Kerfuffle, Mistmane, Water Skylanders, Liquid Leni and Saffron Masala: JEWELED SAFFRON MEGABLAST!
Pinkie Pie, Mr. Cake, Mrs. Cake, Pumpkin Cake and Pound Cake: CONFECTIONARY MEGA CAKE BOMB!
They fired waves of energy, missiles, ice, cakes and jewels.
Applejack, Shaggy, Scooby Doo, Mary Knudson and Roman: FOOD STORM MEGABARRAGE!
They fired waves of food and energy.
Lincoln: YELLOW LANTERN LIGHTNING STYLE: THAAL SINESTRO!
Shizuka Marikawa: YELLOW LANTERN WATER STYLE: MONGUL!
Ronnie Anne: YELLOW LANTERN FIRE STYLE: ARKILLO!
Shantae: YELLOW LANTERN MAGIC STYLE: ANTI-MONITOR!
Earth: YELLOW LANTERN PLANET STYLE: KARU-SIL!
Gluko: YELLOW LANTERN WIND STYLE: DESPONTELLIS!
Batch: YELLOW LANTERN TECH STYLE: AMON SUR!
Julie: YELLOW LANTERN EARTH STYLE: KRYB!
Toph: YELLOW LANTERN EARTH STYLE: TEKIK!
Yena: YELLOW LANTERN WATER STYLE: MURR THE MELTING MAN!
Nanami: YELLOW LANTERN WATER STYLE: ROMAT-TU!
Hilda: (British Accent) YELLOW LANTERN WIND STYLE: AMPA NNN!
Jessica: YELLOW LANTERN STING STYLE: BEDOVIAN!
Peni: YELLOW LANTERN WEB STYLE: ENKAFOS!
Frosta: YELLOW LANTERN ICE STYLE: BORIALSAURUS!
Entrapta: YELLOW LANTERN TECH STYLE: BRAACH!
Perfuma: YELLOW LANTERN NATURE STYLE: BUR'GURZA!
Mai: YELLOW LANTERN FIRE STYLE: DEVILDOG!
R. Mika: YELLOW LANTERN STRENGTH STYLE: DUEL EKNHAM!
Menat: YELLOW LANTERN SPIRIT STYLE: FATALITY!
Kyoko: YELLOW LANTERN LIGHTNING STYLE: FEENA SIK!
Misako: YELLOW LANTERK WIND STYLE: FLAYT!
Makoto (Street Fighter) YELLOW LANTERN STRENGTH STYLE: GLEEN!
Ibuki: YELLOW LANTERN STEALTH STYLE: GORGOR!
Tatsumaki: YELLOW LANTERN WIND STYLE: HAASP THE HUNTER!
Asuka: YELLOW LANTERN FIRE STYLE: HORKU!
Lili De Rochefort: YELLOW LANTERN WATER STYLE: IMECSUB!
Colette Brunel: YELLOW LANTERN LIGHT STYLE: KIRIAZIS!
Ryuko: YELLOW LANTERN DARK STYLE: LYSSA DRAK!
Stocking Anarchy: YELLOW LANTERN BLADE STYLE: PEACEMAKER!
They fired waves of yellow energy and elements and the blasts formed into said Yellow Lanterns.
Lincoln and his harem: IN BLACKEST DAY, IN BRIGHTEST NIGHT, BEWARE YOUR FEARS MADE INTO LIGHT. LET THOSE WHO TRY TO STOP WHAT'S RIGHT, BURN LIKE MY POWER SINESTRO'S MIGHT! YELLOW LANTERN FINAL SMASH: PARALLAX'S ETERNAL FEAR!
They summoned Parallax the Entity of Fear and the blasts all hit the Scooby Snax monster and exploded!
KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
The explosion knocked down the monster.
Qin went up to him.
Qin: Now lets see who this Scooby Snax Batter monster REALLY is.
General Schwarz: I should've known. There's only one person who works here and has a rotten temper.
Qin: Yep and that is…
Qin pulled off the mask and it was MOSS T. MEISTER!
Everyone: MOSS T. MEISTER!
Qin: He was infuriated with how his job was going. He also hated Scooby Snax and how well it was doing. He wanted to get rid of Scooby Snax. So he thought the best way to do that was to destroy the Scooby Snax factory Completely.
Nico: But why Meister? Why?
Moss T. Meister: (German Accent) Because you were doing better than me in making Scooby Snax better! I wanted to destroy Scooby Snax to make sure you suffered! Und I would have gotten away with it too if if weren't for you and you Einmischende Kinder!
Qin: He said Meddling Kids in German.
Me: Well now you're looking at spending a long time in prison.
Nico: Yep. But Meister I never was intending to steal your thunder. I learned so much from you and you taught me a lot here.
He was taken away and was sentenced to 25 to 50 years in prison.
Nico: Great job everyone but great job to you Qin. You really came through for this one.
Qin: Thanks Nico. This was so fun.
Nico: It sure was. Lets head to Lynn's Table so we can celebrate and have the usual battles.
We agreed.
We were later at Lynn's Table and we were having lunch. Then Lord Drakkon, Myotismon, Electro, Baron Mordo, Red X, Stinky Butt, Anti-Wanda, Cavalier, Eris and Mammoth appeared.
Nico: Lord Drakkon, Myotismon, Electro, Baron Mordo, Red X, Stinky Butt, Anti-Wanda, Cavalier, Eris and Mammoth.
Myotismon: Looks like we're in for a good one.
Lord Drakkon: (to Penelope) Sorry that one of your employees went rogue.
Penelope: It's alright. I actually didn't see it coming either.
Me: None of us did.
Myotismon: At least he's getting his just desserts.
Nico: Yep.
William: He sure is.
Electro: No one messes with Scooby Snax.
Me: And gets away with it.
Baron Mordo: (to me) We heard you helped Mr. Lynn conquer one of his fears.
Red X: Which fear was that again?
Me: He was terrified of the movie The Hills Have Eyes.
Red X: That movie about the Atomic Mutants in the Nevada Desert?
Me: Yep.
?: Boy that sure was crazy.
A figure came out and it was BONEY from episode 10 of Mystic Force!
When Xander and Vida found the cave for the Fire Heart, they had to choose between two doors, in order to find the Fire Heart. Vida chose correctly with Door #1, however Xander was curious as to what was behind #2 and opened it. This Cave Beast was behind that door. By opening the second door, Xander unleashed this monster. Vida and Xander quickly morphed and battled Boney. Thanks to the Pink Ranger's Magi Staff Tornado Attack, Boney was quickly destroyed
Xander: Boney!
Boney: Been a while rangers.
Me: I remember you! You were the weakest of the monsters that the Mystic Force Rangers faced and you were also the guardian of the Cave for The Fire Heart.
Boney: That's right J.D. Good memory on you.
Me: Never missed an episode.
Boney: I'm actually glad I get my own battle now. Skullington took up most of the spotlight when I first showed up.
Nico: Yeah that sure sucked.
Me: Yeah it sure did.
?: Boy I bet.
A figure came out and it was RADU BARVON!
Nicole: Radu Barvon!
Radu: Its been a long time Nicole.
Nicole: I was hoping I would never have to hear your voice again after everything you did.
Nico: You know this guy Nicole?
Nicole: Unfortunately yes. He's my ex-boyfriend.
Nicole went over his history.
Radu Barvon, Baron of Luxor is Ion Fortuna's best friend and tovarisch (meaning "comrade" in Russian). He heads with Ion to give a message to the Cardinal Sforza. Unbeknownst to Ion, Radu is actually a member of the Rosenkreuz Orden, codename "Flamberg".
Radu travels to Carthago with his tovarisch Ion Fortuna, the secret envoy for Augusta Vradica. Esther Blanchett and Tres Iqus investigate a programmer that was captured earlier. Esther burns her hands on the handle of the cell which he was kept, and Tres opens to the door to find the room ignited in flames. A mysterious cloaked vampire attacks the cyborg, damaging his eyes, and then disappears. At this time, Ion sneaks into the embassy alone speak with Cardinal Caterina Sforza, but frightens her with his sudden appearance. He tightens his grip on her when he became offended after she calls him a "vampire" instead of a "Methuselah." His anger causes the Cardinal to panic, and just at this moment, Tres barges in and shoots Ion, believing he was an assassin. Ion escapes quickly, leaving the baffled Caterina to ponder if he was meant to be the messenger sent from The Empire.
An enraged Ion meets Radu on their way back to their hotel room, Radu informs Ion he became worried Ion took so long and went out to look for him. He treats his wounds and leaves get some aqua vitae (blood pills) for Ion. The Count waits for his friend to return until he hears the door open. To his surprise, it is an equally surprised Vatican nun with a gun aimed at him. Ion quickly jumps from his bed and tackles her, demanding to know why she was here. Frightened for her life, Esther hits Ion's wounded shoulder with her gun, and manages to incapacitate him. Just at that moment, Radu then walks in on the scene and threatens Esther with a knife. Father Nightroadarrives just in time to save Esther, but reprimands her for disobeying his order to leave the vampires alone. He apologizes and explains that before Ion arrived to speak with Lady Caterina, another vampire attacked the embassy. Radu suspects that it is the work of extremists. There is a sudden explosion from a tank, which turns out to be the work of the Inquisition, determined to destroy the vampires. Ion refuses to trust Abel and Esther, but Radu convinces his friend to trust Esther escape to an underground waterway to their motorboat.
While the escape is underway, Ion is slowed down because of his wounded shoulder, which is bleeding again because of Esther's attack. Esther kindly asks if she should inspect the wound, but Ion yells at her that someone as "lowly" as her should not "soil" his skin. Esther loses her temper and yells at him in a rage, calling Ion childish. Ion is surprised by her sudden fury, and allows her take care of his wound. The Department of Inquisition arrives, letting slip that an "informant" told them of the location of Ion and Esther. Just as they plan to take the pair hostage for questioning, Radu appears and burns the Inquisition members. Their rescue is short lived, however: remembering the attack from earlier at the Vatican, Esther makes the connection that Radu was the extremist.
Esther takes out her gun, and questions if her deduction was correct. Ion is appalled by this accusation, and tells Esther to put her gun down. To Ion's horror, Radu confirms the accusation, and that he is working with the Rosenkreuz Orden. This shocks Ion, who could not believe his friend would do such a thing. Radu moves behind Esther and takes control of her gun, so that it would seem like a Vatican nun killed the Earl of Memphis, which would start a war between the Empire and Vatican. Brother Petros appears, and is perplexed to see a vampire threatening another vampire. Petros starts a fight with Radu to avenge his men, and Esther uses this opportunity to escape with Ion, who is attacked by Radu again. Esther, Abel, and Ion board the boat while Radu uses Petros as a stepping stone to follow them. Using his Ifrit powers, Radu ignites the boat but accidentally burns the rope holding the said sail up, causing it to fall onto him and fling him overboard. Ion screams his name as he falls, calling out to him and nearly grasping him. Abel stops the boy from going overboard, as Ion weeps devasted at his friend's betrayal, as he recalls his last words to trust him.
After resting to heal his wounds, Ion's remembers a brief part of his childhood with Radu. Ion is upset that he has awakened and can no longer walk under the sun or go to the beach with Radu. Radu laughs and replies that he will not walk under the sun either, as preparation for his own awakening, even if it is several years from now. Ion is shocked that Radu would do that for him. Radu replies that Ion always says he will be with him forever, and he is just saying the same thing back to him. Unbeknownest to Radu, Ion also remembers events from their childhood at that moment.
Ion wakes to to find Esther wiping his forehead. The nun confirms that she bandaged him, and that the bullet was so close that it could have easily pierced his heart. Ion says that Radu told him the same thing, but had he died, he would not have to live through this betrayal. Esther empathizes with Ion, as she was also betrayed by someone she thought was a friend. The Count says Radu was his only friend, and he had known him since birth. The boy suddenly becomes angry and says that he would have died for his friend if he wanted his life, but blames himself for not knowing Radu wanted him dead in the first place. Esther tries to cheer up the crying boy, holds his hand and tells him that she is by his side, and although the comment is followed by awkwardness and does not make much of an impact, Ion thanks her for her kindness.
Around this time, Radu dreams of a moment of his childhood with Ion. A young Ion calls out Radu, who was reading, to play with him outside. Radu notices Ion had scraped his knee and urges him to be more careful, or he'd be punished by the Duchess of Moldova. Ion quizzically asks why Radu talk to him as a servant, and insists he calls him Ion. The memory ends with Ion calling Radu his "tovarisch." The Baron wakes up and realizes he had been asleep, and the only way he can look Ion in the eye is in his dreams.
appears and Radu affirms that he will follow the Rosenkreuz Orden's goal to start a war between the Vatican and the Empire by making it appear that the Empiral envoy and Vatican Cardinal were killed by a Terran and Methuselah respectively. Dietrich plays on the Baron's guilt and jealousy for Ion, and teases how he must regret joining the Orden. Furious, the Methuselah builds a fire in his palm and threatens Dietrich, but his arm is sliced off by an autojäger. The puppeteer sadistically reveals that his autojägers are methuselah with their frontal lobes removed, reducing them into mindless zombies. Dietrich impales a furious Radu and reminds him that he outranks him in the Orden, and forces him to apologize. The puppeteer gives Radu an ultimatum: kill his best friend, or witness the destruction of the whole city by the hands of The Iblis. With a younger Ion's face in his memories, Radu helplessly agrees. Dietrich leaves, mockingly questioning whether Radu will kill him like he plans to kill Ion. Radu reattaches his arm and sets out, affirming to himself that he is now "nothing but a filthy traitor."
Ion, Esther and Abel escape from the Inquisition after being caught by them again. Esther drives their car erratically, frightening Ion. The Inquisition closes in on them and commands them stop and surrender. Esther takes a sharp turn into a small alley and finally stops. Ion sighs from relief and asks if all the Terrans from outside world drive like this. Esther slows down and slips into her own worries about Abel' injuries. Abel suddenly warns her of the obstacle before them. Brother Petros is there in the middle of the road and attacks them with his Screamer. Esther manages to dodge the attack, but the whole car flips to it's roof. Ion falls unconscious from the hit, while Esther who is caught by Petros. Abel tries to save her, but is quickly defeated due to his injuries sustained earlier from Petros. At that moment, Radu arrives with Goliath, a tank from The Inquisition, claiming he wants Ion's life. Petros is knocked out by a shot from the Goliath, but is still alive. Radu is about to kill Esther, but is stopped when a lightning bolt strikes him. Abel, in his Crusnik form, telepathically draws Ion's blood to him. The tank fires a shot at Abel and rips through his entire right side, but he still stands as his blood and intestines fall onto the floor. The priest's blood begins to consume the chunks of flesh from the floor and then fuse and repair Abel's body. The Krusnik talks though Abel and announce they will eat the terrified Radu. Abel almost kills him but is stopped by the screams of a horrified Esther, clutching Ion in her grasp. Abel tries explain himself, but Esther faints as he wipes a tear from her cheek. Tres Iqus and Iron Maiden arrive to help the trio out, and Abel shields Ion and Esther from the airship's attack with his wings.
After the Ion, Esther and Abel are rescued by the airship, huge sandstorm is seen outside. Abel realizes that it is heading towards northeast, and asks Kate to look for what is in that direction. Kate finds that there is the city of Carthago, where the embassy is and where the Cardinal Caterina Sforza is staying. She also realizes they do not have enough time to evacuate the whole city, to which Tres replies they should only save the Cardinal herself. Petros and Ion are both outraged that Tres did not consider the civilians, and both look away in embarrassment when they realized the two of them agreed on the same thing.
The airship receives a transmission from the Inquisition ship 'Raguel'. Radu shows up on the screen, still alive after the last fight. He is glad to hear that Ion is doing fine, but he tells them he cannot receive any pictures on his airship. Radu informs Ion to give up his life, and in exchange, he would stop the Iblis. Ion is outraged of at what Radu is prepared to do to just for his life. Radu tells them not to bother shooting down his ship, as he is right above the embassy. Ion requests the help of Petros, who is not too keen in helping a vampire. Ion, however, proves his determination by promising that after this all is over, he will allow Petros to kill him. The Knight of Destruction thinks about this and finally accepts, much to the embarrassment of both of them.
Ion, Petros and Tres head down to Carthago to save the civilians, while Abel heads off to stop the to stop Iblis. Ion leaves the two to fight the autojägers and goes and confront Radu. He questions when Radu started hating him, and Radu replies that he has always had. Ion calls him a liar and proclaims he will save him. The two remember a time when they were children as they fight.
The two young Methuselah were in a boat in the ocean when Ion admires the blue light of day, but sadly comments that he will not be able to see the light again after he awakens. Radu informs Ion his mother told him how much the sun hates them is how much they are loved by the moon. It allowed them to live so much longer than the Terrans, meaning they can be around that much longer around the people they cherish. The memory ends with Ion commenting how the sun illuminated Radu's hair, and how Ion believed they would be friends forever.
Back in the current time, Radu questions where they went wrong and why he is remembering all of this. Ion demands to know why Radu would hate him, to which he replies it is because of Ion's noble heritage, favored by the Empress, overshadowing his existence. Ion sees right through this and rebuffs that Radu can fool any other person, but not him. The Count tearfully confesses that if Radu was honest, he would not have saved him from the Inquisition, and it would have been easy for him to kill him during that time. Ion begs his friend to reconsider, pleading with him that he can keep everything a secret, all he wanted was for him to stop The Iblis, and that he did not want to fight anymore. Despite all of this, Radu confesses he cannot turn back as there is no where to turn back to. Ion screams at him, grabs Radu's heart in his hand, and demand him to stop The Iblis. In pain, the Baron admits he cannot stop it, as it was set on motion by someone else.
At that moment they are interrupted by the rising sun. Ion is momentarily captivated by the sunlight as it illuminates Radu's hair the same way it did when they were younger. Alarmed at the revelation that they are exposed, Radu begs for Ion to run. The two start to burn and Radu is shot by Tres and Petros. Petros wraps his coat around Ion to shield the boy from the sun. Distraught at the dying boy, Petros angrily demands Kate to quickly bring the airship closer to them. Petros places Ion down onto the floor and remarks that the truce has ended, now that he has avenged his men, and that he is back to destroying vampires and hunting heretics. He points his screamer at Ion, but does not kill him. Petros turns around and remarks it is a pity that Abel could not stop the Iblis, and that his main priority was to evacuate the civilians of the city. He leaves with a warning that he has saved a comfortable cell for all of them in the Inquisition hall, and one day, he will see every one of them burnt at the stake. Meanwhile, Esther has been able to catch up with Abel. The two of the and stop The Iblis and save the entire city.
As Radu drowns, he has a vision of smiling Ion, and is relieved his friend is may have forgiven him. To his horror, his body is taken by Dietrich von Lohengrin, who sadistically informs him that his agony "will not end with [his] death."
In the preview to "The Night Lords Arc," Radu's body is seen with Dietrich, plugged with cables.
The Very Center of the Blue Storm (manga only)
Ion, Esther and Abel continue their journey towards the Empire by boat. In the novels, it is only mentioned later that their boat was attacked by pirates. This was expanded the manga. Ion and Hugue de Watteau manage to infiltrate the Methuselah pirate ship to rescue Abel and Esther. The captain is surprised Ion would side with the Terrans, mentioning his own childhood friend - a terran - had sold him out to the Vatican. The boy is briefly reminded of Radu and decapitates the Captain, calling Hugue his comrade. As he dies, the pirate admires the way Ion had worded it, but reminds him not all Methuselah agreed with him. Ion acknowledges this, and is about to collapse from exhaustion while muttering Radu's name, but Hugue manages to catch him.
To the Empire (novel only)
In Crete, Radu and Dietrich board his ship, disguised as Ion and Abel. After six of his crew members go missing, Agamemnon decides to check the storeroom, where "Ion"'s luggage is stored. It is the only place on the ship they haven't searched, because "Ion" has ordered them not to, and by Imperial decree, his order's have the same effect as the words of the Empress.
He orders his navigator and chief sailor to accompany him, when he opens the storeroom, as is protocol. Inside, they find over forty small wooden boxes. Agamemnon notices a bloodstain and removes the floor boards. Below them are the mummified remains of the six missing crew.
Just when he wants to go talk to "Ion," "Abel" appears and wants to stop him. After autojäger jump out of the boxes and kills his men, Agamemnon is attacked and burned to death by "Ion."
Empress of the Night / The Night Lords Arc
The next day, while Astharoshe and Abel are in the Dewan (court), they observe the accusations brought against Ion by Baybars. Suleyman, Duke of Tigris, defends the count, but Radu appears and confirms the accusations as a witness, much to the shock of Astharoshe and Abel.
Ion and Esther visit the terran side of the Empire. Ion wants to meet Mimal. They get lost on their way, however. At that moment, they run into a young girl named Seth, decides to help them out to find Mimal after they buy some tea from her. When they arrive, Ion lifts Esther onto his arms and jumps into Mimal's office is. To their surprise, Mimal is fatally wounded by an autojäger. Ion disposes of the autojäger and runs over to Mimal, who is confirmed to be still alive by Esther. Mimal apologizes to Ion and states he did not mean to betray him, but he had told the Baron of Luxor about his arrival. Ion is shocked as he had thought Radu was dead. The autojäger, apparently not yet dead yet, attacks the two. Esther jumps to shield Ion from the blow. Ion finally finishes the autojäger, and finds out that Esther had been badly injured. Seth suddenly shows up, asking if they need her help.
Later when Esther wakes up, she finds herself in Seth's apartment with Ion and Seth. Seth brings some tea and food to Esther and asks her how she has been doing. Seth teases Ion by talking about how worried he was to Esther, before reminding him that Methuselah/ Terran marriages are forbidden in the Empire. Seth reveals that she is a medical student, and that Esther is not from the Empire as she had been speaking in Latin and Hungarian in her sleep. Ion tells Esther that Seth is now under the impression that Ion fell in love with Esther and brought her back to his home. Seth assures the two that their Esther's identity as a Terran from the 'outside' is safe with her, if they would promise not to tell anyone that she is really a student. Ion tells Seth to start focusing more on her studies as it is forbidden to work a side job as a student. Seth, not caring much about what Ion has said, asks the boy to go buy some groceries for Esther, or watch as she bandages Esther. Ion finally agrees to go, leaving the two girls alone.
Infuriated that he is doing errands on Seth's orders, Ion makes his way back when when he stops. He tells Abel, Seth's pet squirrel, to go ahead of him, and then he is suddenly attacked by someone. Ion dodges the attack and then retaliates his attacker is much faster than he is. The Count is caught by none other than Radu. Radu reveals his goal is to assassinate the Empress. Ion is shocked that someone would do this to their loving mother who has ruled the New Human Empire for eternity, to which Radu reminds him that if that were true, she is neither Methuselah nor Terran. The Orden is going to renew whole planet after killing Augusta Vradica. Radu notices how Ion was worried for Esther, and he reveals to Ion that her family was killed by vampires. Surprised to learn that she had not told this to him, Ion refuses to believe him. Radu is about to kill him when Astharoshe and Abel, with Seth's squirrel, saves him. Radu escapes into the night while Ion tells to Astharoshe and Abel what Radu is planning.
Everyone returns back to Astharoshe's mansion to plan their next move. Abel is out trying to find Radu while Esther, Ion and Astharoshe talk. Esther realizes that Radu is not allowing Ion to grieve for his grandmother. Both women notice Ion acting strange, and Ion keeps asking if they have found Radu. Esther is sceptical that Radu to appear tonight at his grandmother's funeral, as there were so many nobles present. Ion argues that this is the only chance for Radu, as now he is certain where the Empress will be. Astharoshe's steward shows up, apologizing for being unable to find Radu. Asthe thinks he might be somewhere they haven't searched, and so she decides to go and see Süleyman, who was in charge of arranging the funeral. Astharoshe takes Abel with her and orders Ion and Esther to stay behind, as Esther had not recovered and Ion is a wanted man. Esther tries to stop Ion as he is about to search for Radu, but he confronts her past. He asks her why she would care and why she hasn't told to him about Bishop Vitez. He leaves before Esther can reply.
Ion arrives at The Island of Beloved Children, where all the funeral is being held, to look for Radu. Ion is shocked to see the Baron escorting the Empress. Ion tries to think of something, but Radu provokes him by mouthing that he will kill the Empress. Ion panics and attacks Radu. Baybars tries to intervene, but Ion quickly dodges and charges at Radu. Radu surprises him by stopping him with his own blow, revealing to Ion that he had planned for Ion to look like the culprit behind the Empress' death. Radu is about to kill the boy when his body freezes, the voice of the real Radu come through and tells Ion to quickly escape and to save Empress from imminent death. Radu is soon taken back under control, however, and poised to kill Ion. The blade is suddenly shattered by Esther's bullet, but Baybars knocks her out. Radu resumes his task to Ion, but then he is interrupted by Empress Augusta Vradica herself, who says that she has many things she wants to ask Ion. Radu having no other choice but to allow Ion and Esther to be incarcerated.
While the two are in prison, Ion apologises for getting the them into this mess. He still thinks that Esther must hate him for it being Methuselah. Esther tells to the Earl, however, that she doesn't hate him, he wasn't the one who killed her family. Their discussion is interrupted by Radu, who Ion finally recognises as someone else. Radu íntroduces himself as Dietrich, who Esther knows. Esther is shocked and she warns Ion about his wires, but it is too late. Dietrich cuts a vein from Ion's neck, sending him in the state of uncontrollable hunger. Ion grabs Esther's and is about to drain her dry. For his own amusement, Dietrich throws a silver knife towards Esther for her to use to kill him. He leaves the two of them with a sadistic smile.
Ion and Esther make their way to the meeting hall. Süleyman orders the Yenceri to capture them, but they are stopped by Augusta Vradica, who is alive and survived the explosion. It turns out the Empress used a double: Mirka Fortuna, Ion's grandmother. The Empress reveals it was all just a set up to root out the extremists inside the Empire. The real Empress reveals herself to be Seth, the tea seller Ion and Esther met earlier. Ion is speechless. Süleyman does not take this well and aims with the ring at Seth to kill her, but purpously misses her, and is quickly killed by Astharoshe. Seth asks where Abel is, Esther replies that he went after the Radu, possessed by Dietrich from the Rozenkreuz Orden. Seth realizes that the are in her room and knows what they are after.
Dietrich, in Radu's body, is confronted by Abel. Abel demands that Dietrich leave the console, a it will bring disaster. Dietrich slyly informs "Crusnik 02" that he knew he had used this device in the past, When Dietrich realizes he cannot leave with the reboot file, a fight ensues between the two.
Dietrich provokes Abel to attack him by mentioning he is suppose to be just like the enemy of the world. Furious at the mention of Cain and the reminder of Lilith's brutal murder, Radu's heart, but the possessed baron stands back up. Dietrich explains that he had tuned Radu to the point where he does not only secrete napalm fluid from his palms, but his blood is incendiary as well. Esther and Astharoshe arrive and try to save Abel, but Dietrich easily defeats Astharoshe. Abel attempts to activate his Crusnik power as Dietrich threatens Esther, but collapses due to lack of Methuselah blood in his system.
Radu dies.
Just as Abel, Esther and Astharoshe is about to lose the battle with Dietrich, Seth shows up at the scene. Dietrich quickly realizes that she is the Empress Augusta Vradica and tries to kill her, but Seth transforms into her Krusnikform. Seth uses her highly focused ultrasound energy to turn Radu's body into dust. Seth tells Dietrich that she will let him off the hook this time, but the next time they meet she, would deliver his end. She tells Dietrich to run to the furthest corner of the Earth as she will catch him and punish him for hurting Ion, Süleyman and Radu, her children. Radu is dissolved into salt. Meanwhile, Ion is left behind on his own because of his injured leg. He does senses Radu's death but does not make it to there in time to see his friend for one last time .
Later on, Esther finds Ion is sitting on a ledge while looking at the sea. Relieved that he was not crying, Esther brings him a blanket and the two talk. Esther manages again to cheer up the Earl, who has found new motivation and is planning to become stronger. He says that when that time comes, he will ask her again if she wants to stay with him in the Empire. Esther says that she will be waiting for that then. After she leaves, Ion stands up and holds out a pile of ash, the remains of his friend, Radu. He welcomes Radu home, and scatters his tovarish's ashes into the sky towards the sea, tells him he love him and apologizes. Radu's spirit is seen replying that he loves him as well, and forgives his tovarisch. Ion cries, unable to comprehend why his tovarisch had to die.
Anime
Radu makes his initial appearance in "The Iblis I. Evening Visitors" episode 12 with Ion as an Imperial envoy charged with delivering a letter to Cardinal Sforza. When Ion was shot by Father Tres with a silver bullet, he comforts his comrade and treats Ion's injury, extracting the bullet and then gently licking Ion's wound.
Radu betrays Ion and attempts to arrange Ion's assassination in such a way that the Vatican will be framed for Ion's death. He ultimately fails in his endeavour, and dies after being exposed and burned by sunlight.
Later, under the direction of the Dietrich, Radu's body is resurrected with artificial blood and skin; Dietrich uses the reanimated Radu to allow the Rosenkruez order to assist the Duke of Tigris with the plot to assassinate Empress Augusta Vradica. Radu is sent before the nobles in court where he openly accuses Ion of plotting treason against the Empire. Despite being under Dietrich's control, enough of Radu's spirit remains that he displays reluctance to kill Ion while on the Island of Beloved Children. After the failure of the Duke of Tigris and his conspirators to kill the Empress, Radu is sent by Dietrich to locate a secret weapon buried within the borders of the Empire. Radu successfully acquires critical information on the machine, but is confronted by Abel Nightroad in his crusnik form before he can leave. Radu gains the upper hand in this battle after disabling Nightroad, at which point Seth arrives. Dietrich's attempt to overpower the Empress using Radu fails after Seth activates her Crusnik form, at which point Radu is finally finished off by Seth when she uses her Fire of Sound technique, which causes Radu's body to physically dissolve into salt.
When she was done we were shocked!
Me: Whoa man!
Eddy: So, this guy's your ex boyfriend, huh? Well, you made the right choice breaking up with him!
Nicole: Yep and now I'm going to end him for good
Radu: You and I were made for each other Nicole.
Nicole: In your fucking dreams fuckwad!
?: Now that is not nice.
We then saw another figure come out and it was CAIN KNIGHTLORD!
Cain Knightlord is Krusnik 01, also referred as Contra Mundi by Rosenkreuz Orden, is the main antagonist of the series. He is the leader of Rosencreutz Orden and the older twin brother of Abel Nightroad.
Cain is oldest of the four genetically-enhanced test-tube babies, and was made from the same genetic source material as Abel Nightroad. He was once the gentle, beloved leader of the Mars Colonization Project, ranked Colonel, and appeared to be both a model administrator and an exceedingly kind, gentle man. However, like Abel, he harbored a great deal of hatred towards humanity in general for creating him and his siblings to be disposable people for the Red Mars Project. Unlike Abel (Cain's younger twin brother), Cain managed to keep his resentment an almost complete secret, and only those who were closest to him ever received any hints of his hatred.
Decades after the colonists went to Mars, Abel and Lilith Sahl accidentally discovered the Ark, an alien spacecraft with numerous extraterrestrial corpses on board it. A monumentally important scientific find, the ship and it's deceased inhabitants were examined thoroughly, and it was discovered that many of them were possessed life-extending bacillus within their bodies. The colonists came to call these Bacillus Kudlak, and found that they drastically enhanced their own physical capabilities and lifespans. However, another form of bacillus was found on the craft as well, which came to be called bacillus Crusnik by the colonists. These were in fact nanomachines however, could not be integrated into any of the normal colonists without killing them. One day, Cain and a normal colonizer was injured in an accident while at work. The explosion mortally wounded both men, leading Seth Nightlord to inject both of them with the Crusnik nanomachines out of desperation. The process, as she had feared, killed both of them. However, Cain was revived from the dead shortly thereafter. Unbeknownst to everyone else, the Crusnik Bacillus had fused with Cain's mind, but Cain, or Crusnik 01 as he now thought of himself, was apparently able to hide his newly deranged personality from even his siblings.
Back on Earth, the nations of the world had gone to war, resulting in Armageddon. Cain, decided to return to Earth, ostensibly to aid in the reconstruction of Earth. The colonists, now Methuselah, built a duplicate of the Ark and returned to Earth, but conflict broke out between them and the humans due to their vampiric nature. Cain, as well as a newly Crusnik-fused Abel and Seth, joined the war and took the side of the colonizers (or "Returners"). While Abel and Seth wanted to purge the world of all normal humans, Cain, having been fused completely with his nanomachines, wished to eradicate all life on the planet in accordance with the destructive nature of the Krusnik which, unbeknownst to anyone on Earth, had originally been created as a weapon of mass destruction.
Lilith Sahl, who had also fused with the Krusnik nanomachines, took to the side of the humans after witnessing the atrocities committed by the other three Krusnik. She supplied the humans with the technology to combat the Returners, and took command of their military. During one crucial battle, she managed to defeat a Methuselah army led by Cain, Abel and Seth in Paris. Due to Lilith's influence, Abel had begun to question his reasons for fighting, and by the time of the battle at Paris, was decidedly conflicted about his actions. Cain, his affection for his brother perversely twisted by his madness, came to believe that Lilith's actions were causing Abel undue suffering, and decided that she had to be eliminated both for Abel's sake and for the sake of the war effort. In light of this, Cain offered Lilith a truce. He invited her to the Ark to meet with him to discuss terms, but was in fact simply attempting to lure her into a trap. Once she reached the Ark, Cain engaged her with the express intent of killing her. Though only fused at 80% with her nanomachines, Lilith put up enough of a struggle to gravely wound Cain. In the end however, it was not enough, and Cain decapitated her and took her nanomachines. After the deed was done, he then presented her severed head to Abel, believing in his twisted state of mind that killing her would make Abel happy. Instead, his actions enraged Abel, and he and Seth pushed Cain out of an airlock on the Ark. Whether or not there was any kind of struggle in doing so is unknown, but Cain later described the incident as "a big fight he had with his brother a long time ago". Cain plummeted through the atmosphere and was reduced to mere ashes. Over the centuries since the incident, his nanomachines were able to reconstruct his body, but it had been so thoroughly destroyed during his fall that his genetic material had become unstable. As a result, he found himself unable to hold himself together over long periods of time. Even worse however was the fact that his partially regenerated body was not able to handle stress very well, and any meaningful exertion of energy, such as using his Krusnik powers, drastically decreased the amount of time he could hold himself together for. Additionally, even his reformed body did not regenerate completely, and he was left with a large hold in his abdomen that apparently never heals over but also appears not to bother him in any significant way.
Nine hundred years later, Cain would meet Isaak and take control of a terrorist organization known as the Rosenkreuz Orden; a small, insignificant group in Berlin that consisted of enemies of the Vatican. Through Cain and Isaak's charisma and power, the Orden grew into the world's leading terrorist organization, and adopted the motto of "igne natura, renovatur integra" ("through fire, nature is reborn whole"). The stated goal of the Orden is essentially to destroy human civilization in its current form and create a new, superior world from the ashes of the old order. However, Cain's ultimate goal of simply eradicating all life on Earth has not changed, and it is unknown if any of the other members of the Orden know of his omnicidal plans.
Manga The Iblis/ Angel of the Burning Sands Arc
Cain is first seen in Abel Nightroad's flashback while he is under Carthago, during which he remembers Cain warning him that he will soon make an enemy out of the world.
Empress of the Night/ The Night Lords Arc
When Dietrich von Lohengrin mentions Cain to Abel Nightroad, Abel is enraged as he remembers Cain holding Lilith's decapitated head in his hand. At the end of this story arc, Seth Nightlord mentions to Abel that Cain has survived the fall and has regenerated. Stunned at this new revelation, Abel sets out to kill him.
Cain's first appearance outside of flashbacks is brief, as he appears without clothes and holds Dietrich still as Isaak Fernand von Kämpfer almost puts out his cigar into the boy's eye. After Dietrich collapses from fear, Isaak and Cain hold a brief discussion, in which he expresses joy at hearing his brother is doing well.
The Throne of Roses Arc
Soon after the events of the Night Lords arc, Cain journeys to Albion hoping to gain access to the genetics research facility where Abel was created. Unable to find a conventional solution to the problem of keeping his body intact, he hoped to retrieve the genetic blueprint used to create both he and Abel Nightroad and use it to fully reconstitute himself. While randomly wandering through Albion's streets one night, he happened upon Esther Blanchett while she was being harassed by a reporter named Clement. When Cain gently suggests that Clement should leave Esther alone, Clement grabs Cain's wrist and begins threatening him. However, Cain's apparently uncoordinated flailing sets off a chain of small, seemingly unrelated accidentals that result in Clement being chased off by an angry restaurant owner. With Clement gone, Cain exuberantly praises Esther for helping him, though all that happened was that Cain hid behind her for a few moments before Clement was chased off. Though annoyed at Cain's mannerisms, Esther agrees to help him look for his hotel after he provides her with the map that he was presumably using to navigate. However, once she takes possession of it, she discovers that it is actually a map of the world rather than of Albion, and crumples it up in agitation. She then asks him what the name of hotel that he is staying at it, only for Cain to reveal that he has no idea. Infuriated, Esther stalks off with Cain following her, behaving in an embarrassingly cheery manner. After a short while, Esther resorts to shouting at him to leave her be, when she is recognized by Isaak posing as the Albion gentleman Isaak Butler. Having met him on a number of occasions, Esther amicably chats with him for a short time before he reveals that he is looking for someone. That someone turns out to be Cain himself, who excitedly introduces Esther to Isaak as a friend of his. Cain then suggests to Esther that she hitch a ride with he and Isaak to the palace. Though she doesn't want to impose, Isaak insists that she obey Cain's suggestion, informing her that the palace is on the way to the hotel that Cain is staying at. Though not looking forward to Cain's continued company, Esther accepts Cain's offer, and asks him what his name is. Seemingly a bit surprised that he had forgotten to introduce himself, he tells her that his name is simply Cain. Esther is later shown to have arrived back at the palace without incident.
Cain next appears with Mr. Butler when Esther and Pope Alessandro XVIII are buying fish and chips from a city vendor. Complaining loudly about the poor quality of the food, Cain suddenly recognizes Esther and exuberantly greets her, promising to tell her all about how fish and chips should properly be made and eaten. Cain takes Esther's fish and chips from her grasp and throws it away, infuriating Esther, before getting his own and adding an extraordinary amount of salt and vinegar to it. As Esther looks to the fish and chips that Cain had just thrown away, she is stunned to find a cat who had just died after consuming it. Realizing his plan had been foiled, Sweeney Todd tries to shoot Esther, only to be interrupted by an underwater explosion.
When Abel is recuperating from an attack in the underground Ghetto of Albion, he remembers that he had been here in his youth, locked up and shackled. A young Lilith Sahl questions why he would have tried to activate "that thing" in B-VI, and asserts that had he thought his actions might have destroyed Albion, he would not have done what he tried to do. Abel denies this, stating that was precisely why he wanted to activate it. Abel appears to be delighted at the idea of killing everyone there. Lilith tries to reason that those people were also human like them, but to no avail.
A young Cain then reminds Abel that killing a few humans will do nothing, as it will only make them look like "defunct products" and make things worse for them in the future. Abel questions how people like them, who were created to be sent to "the ends of the Earth" could possibly have a future. Cain responds that he himself is very happy to be born into this world with a purpose, and that there is nothing more blissful than that.
Abel struggles to understand how he can live a life dictated by others locate him, to which Cain responds that it is up to Abel to decide how to live his life. Cain elaborates that it doesn't matter where he lives, as long as Abel has a will, he can shape his own future. The flashback ends with Cain questioning Abel what kind of future he hopes for.
Cain later shows when Esther is about to be killed in the underground Methuselah Ghetto by Jack the Ripper and Sweeney Todd. Cain throws his roses at them, injuring one of the assassins. Jack the Ripper throws knives at Cain and Esther, but all of his weapons are mysteriously reflected back at him. After both of them flee, Esther collapses into Cain's arms, insisting they find Abel, who had gone off to stop Vanessa from activating the B-VI. Cain quietly agrees.
Abel is about to kill Isaak when Cain calls out to him. Crying, Cain speaks of how glad he is to see his brother again, and apologizes for leaving him for so long, and promises he would not leave him alone again. The shock of seeing Cain reminds Abel of how he killed Lilith. Enraged, Abel lunges at Cain, but is decapitated in the process. Cain holds Abel's decapitated body fondly while Esther watches, horrified.
The Crown of Thorns Arc
Cain appears in Esther Blanchett's flashback when Esther had fired several rounds into Isaak Fernand von Kämpfer and Cain, but Cain's body remains unscathed. However, his clothes are damaged, which reveals a large hole in his torso body, which he explains it was a burn sustained a long time ago. Disappointed that Isaak could not recover the DNA blueprint, the key to restoring his body, Cain realizes he could just use Abel's body instead. Cain offers to buy food for Esther when they return to the surface, and tries to grab Abel Nightroad's body, but the Krusnik 02's body deflects back with a hold of lightning. Cain and Isaak leaves as his body begins to crumble, but not before warning Esther that things will be difficult from then on, and makes her promise him that she will not cry or give up.
Cain is next seen talking to Isaak while he is in his regeneration chamber. Cain asks him whether he thought Esther would like his present, and while Cain appears hopeful, Isaak seems skeptical that she would like her new status. Isaak questions Abel's status, and Cain confirms he is dead. Isaak appears to be disappointed that Cain and Abel had not been able to talk, to which Cain argues in a carefree and comical manner that he had simply gotten scared when Abel lunged at him. Their new problem, however, was now transporting Abel's body to their location, considering the only two people who can approach the body would be their sister and Cain himself. Disappointed that he cannot leave the regeneration chamber for another twelve hours, Cain begins to worry that the Vatican will move Abel's body back to Rome. Isaak suggests he will to the the city to buy them some time, explaining that he had stumbled upon something interesting the night before, which he can use to bring Abel's body next to Cain's. Just as Isaak is about to leave, Cain asks him to bring him some fish and chips with extra salt and vinegar for breakfast.
Anime
Cain's background is stated in the anime DVD booklets as follows:
He is a Colonel in the Alliance Aerospace Navy, and the General Supervisor of the Mars Colonization Project's Administration; his ID Number is UNASF94-8-RMOC-666-01-ck. The eldest of the Nightroad siblings, who were artificially created as test subjects for the Mars settlement project, and the first "Crusnik". Seems to be unusually gentle and thoughtful person, and a popular director, but deep within his heart lies a profound anger and hatred for the whole of humanity.
In the series, Cain is first shown in Abel Nightroad's flashbacks as Cain is seen holding Lilith Sahl's decapitated head and Cain is also shown in Abel's flashback when they were children.
Later, Cain leads the Rosencreutz Orden on an attack of Albion and the two brothers have their first clash. Cain kills Abel with relative ease while Abel is distracted by Esther Blanchett who stumbled upon them. Realizing Abel had destroyed the control panels of the rocket, he plans to merge himself with Abel's body to get the access codes from Abel's memory. However, Abel is revived with Lilith's nanomachines thanks to Cardinal Caterina Sforza and Hercules Tres Iqus. This puts Abel at the same power level as Cain and their next clash ends in a draw. Accompanied by Ion Fortuna, Abel has pledged to hunt Cain for eternity, if need be, until he is destroyed.
Me: Cain Knightlord!
Cain: Its been a while J.D.
Me: You are now part of the the Masters of Evil?!
Vypra then appeared.
Vypra: It's all right J.D. I had Dark correct the flaws in Cain's nanomachines to make him one of us.
Nico: Whoa that's neat.
Me: Hmm.
I turned on my Data Eyes and I saw that she was right and that the Nanomachines in Cain have all been reconfigured.
Me: Wow! You guys did a good job.
Cain: And I would like to say that I found my archenemy. I am going to be Loviya's archenemy.
Nico: Wow! Angel VS Crusnik. Very awesome setup.
?: I will destroy you all for what you did to Lord Ganondorf!
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbing around my legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, and the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs were glowing, and that means big trouble was coming.
Link: I was hoping never to hear that voice ever again. You can come out now, Zant.
A figure came out from the shadows, and he was none other than Zant, the infamous Usurper King and puppet of Ganondorf.
Me: So, another of Ganondorf's minions has arrived at last. Perfect, that saved us the trouble of hunting you down in the future.
Nico: Link, can you tell us about Zant? You know more about him than the rest of us.
Link: Of course, Commander Nico.
Link proceeded to tell us the history of Zant, and we weren't going to like it.
Zant
Zant, also known as the Usurper King, is the central antagonist of The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess.
He is the self-proclaimed King of Twilight, although Midna claims he is the King of Shadows. He is a scourge and enemy of Twili who usurps the throne of the Twilight Realm from Midna before the events of Twilight Princess. He is an extremely powerful sorcerer, Ganondorf's subordinate in the Light World and Midna's archenemy.
He was voiced by Junji Kitajima in Twilight Princess and Masashi Tamaki in the Hyrule Warriors series.
Biography
This biography of Zant is organized into the latest "official Zelda timeline", this may change completely in the future as the timeline given is merely meant as an example, and there have been official timelines before it.
Child Timeline
This is the timeline where Link was sent back to the past and was able to warn the Royal Family of Ganondorf's treachery, leading to the events of Twilight Princess' backstory.
The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
Zant is a scourge and foe of the Twili race, and is the self-proclaimed ruler of the Twilight which engulfs much of Hyrule during Twilight Princess. He is portrayed as the central antagonist throughout the game and possesses powers beyond Link's comprehension. There are multiple ways of defeating Zant, the first suspected way being the use of the Fused Shadows. When Zant steals these away from Midna and returns her to the World of Light, the only option left to reach and defeat Zant is to find the Mirror of Twilight which will grant access into the Twilight Realm.
Personality
Zant has a great lust for power. This is why he was initially denied the position of king in the Twilight Realm, as well as why he accepted Ganondorf's offer in exchange to return him to the light. During his reign, Zant was for the most part calm, collected and somewhat polite. However, when cornered, he reveals himself to be very immature and psychotic. This is seen when he makes very strange and erratic movements like jumping on the floor and speaking with a strange high voice. A flashback reveals it was his true self from the beginning, such as when he slammed his head against the floor for being denied the throne.
Another aspect of this character is his extreme arrogance, exemplified when he curses Midna instead of just killing her, and later, when he sics Stallord on Link and leaves without waiting to see if the creature is victorious. He harbors a strong hatred for the light-worlders because his ancestors were exiled to the Twilight a long time ago. Ironically, however, much of the reason he managed to usurp royalty and almost take over the light world was because of a light-worlder, which made him somewhat hypocritical, which was confirmed when he called Midna a traitor despite being the one who usurped the throne from Midna. Zant was also delusional, claiming he did all this for the good of his people, believing that he and the Twili have been oppressed and banished from what he considers their kingdom and aspired to take it back. However, the truth is he only did this to satiate his hunger for power and get revenge against the light-worlders for sealing his ancestors in the Twilight since he belied they, or more specifically he, deserved more than that. He also held a grudge toward his own people because they denied him the power to rule. There's also the fact that he forcefully turned many of them, who were otherwise peaceful individuals, into mindless Shadow Beasts to serve him, which further cements that he only truly cares about himself and had little-to-no concern for their wellbeing.
When Link was finished, we were horrified about the dark history of Zant, he was indeed a treacherous power-hungry bastard.
Me: What a power-hungry bastard.
Nico: You said it, Colonel, and what's worse, he tried to mix the light worlds and the dark worlds, that's what I call a serious case of "messing with the balance."
Deepak Dalmatian: What?! Messing with the balance between light and darkness for his own selfish ambitions and also for Ganondorf. That's it, I've had it up to hear with this evil monster to last an eternity.
Suddenly, Deepak Dalmatian's eyes turned neon blue and he was surrounded by an energy aura of Light and Darkness, along with the elemental forces of Fire, Water, Earth, and Wind, he unholstered his Defender of Camden Town sword from his back, and as he walked towards Zant, he left light and dark energy, along with fire, water, earth, and wind with every step.
Deepak Dalmatian: Zant, your attempts to mix the light and dark worlds for your selfish ambitions, along with those of Ganondorf, can never be forgiven. You made a big mistake messing with the eternal balance of light and darkness, and for that, you will die!
Suddenly, Deepak Dalmatian was surrounded by a massive vortex of light and dark energy, along with white and black fire around the vortex. There were four dragons circling around the vortex, each representing the forces of Fire, Water, Earth, and Wind, and there was a black phoenix inside of the vortex. Then, as the vortex faded, Deepak Dalmatian emerged, but he was changed forever.
Deepak Dalmatian grew up to 6'10" in height, he now had the body of a hunk with large and powerful muscles and eight pack abs, he now had a full head of black hair going down to his neck, he has neon blue eyes and a light and dark energy aura with the forces of Fire, Water, Wind, and Earth around the massive Dalmatian, and his black angel wings with white tips on the black feathers grew larger. The Yin-Yang patterned Dalmatian had a dragon with a yin-yang symbol with the forces of Fire, Water, Wind, and Earth around it in its claws emblazoned on his forehead, he had his Defender of Camden Town sword unholstered from his back, he had on dragon earrings with the Peace Kanji in its claws, his red and blue Yin-Yang patterned collar turned into a choker for his neck, he had on a necklace with a dragon pendant with the Peace Kanji in its claws, he now has on a black tank top with a red phoenix, black pants, black leather ankle-high combat boots, and a long black trenchcoat with a red dragon and elemental forces on the back. He has on his new Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with red gems on his wrists and Belt of Elemental Bravery with large blue gem for the belt buckle on his waist and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her right hip. There was a kanji below the dragon written in red that said, "Deepak Dalmatian, Master of Light, Darkness, and The Elemental Forces, Loyal Disciple of Guru Miaow, Loving Son of Delilah and Doug Dalmatian, and Loving Brother of 98 Siblings."
ディーパックダルメシアン、光、闇、エレメンタルフォースのマスター、グルミアオの忠実な弟子、デリラとダグダルメシアンの愛する息子、九十八人の兄弟の愛する兄弟
Deepak Dalmatian has transformed into SUPER ANGEL 500,000,000,000 ELEMENTAL TWILIGHT DALMATIAN ANGEL OF PEACE!
We were amazed by Deepak Dalmatian's transformation, and to someone like Zant, it means major-league big trouble.
Me: Whoa, Deepak has become the next one to transform.
Nico: You said it, Colonel. Deepak has indeed become an Angel of Twilight. (To Deepak Dalmatian) How do you feel, Deepak?
Deepak Dalmatian: (Divine Echoing Twilight Voice of Peace) I feel incredible, Commander Nico, and now, I shall administer this usurper's punishment for messing with the balance of light and darkness.
?: Don't start without us.
2 more figures came out and they were CRAZYBOLT & SLICEDICE!
Nico: Crazybolt and Slicedice!
Crazybolt: Nice to finally meet you Nico.
Slicedice: We wanted to meet the Leader of The Decepticons before we have fun with one of you.
Nico: Glad to meet you too.
Tigerhawk: I'll face these two.
Nico: Awesome and I know just where to go for the usual battles. (SNAPS FINGERS)
We were on the home planet of the Yellow Lanterns: Qward!
Me: Whoa! We're on the planet Qward.
Laney: Good choice for the battles.
Nico: Yep. Lets do it!
Battle 1: J.D. Knudson, Twilight Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Courage, Muriel, Eustace, Francesca, Moka, Kurumu, Mizozre, Yukari, Keito, Breach and Ace VS Lord Drakkon
Lord Drakkon was first.
Drakkon: (to me) I bet you guys had fun doing the mystery in the Scooby Snax factory.
Me: We sure did and it was one of the most fun we've had. But it was really shocking that Moss T. Meister was the monster this time.
Twilight Sparkle: Yeah the last time J.D. and everyone in Mystery Inc. was here was when Penelope Bailey was the monster.
Spyro: Yeah that was strange. Penelope couldn't have any Scooby Snax on her because it makes her break out in hives.
Courage: No one likes that. Hives are crazy.
Muriel: They sure are Courage.
Eustace: Big deal.
Francesca: Yeah hives are no fun and they itch like crazy.
Moka: They sure do.
Kurumu: It's not a pleasant feeling.
Yukari: Yeah that's nuts.
Mizore: Hives suck.
Keito: Boy you are not kidding on that.
Lord Drakkon: You're not kidding. Lets do it!
We fired waves of energy, magic and fire and elements and smashed him down.
Me: That is a true victory!
Twilight Sparkle: That was amazing!
Battle 2: Nico, Sunset Shimmer, Fire Skylanders, Blossom, Bubbles, Buttercup, Bunny, Winx Club, Shadow and Vegeta VS Myotismon
Myotismon was next.
Myotismon: (to Nico) You should be very proud of Qin today.
Nico: You bet I am and she has a really strong support for me even at the Scooby Snax Factory.
Sunset Shimmer: Nico is so lucky to have an awesome friend like Qin.
Sunburn: She is really supportive of Nico.
Blossom: You got that right.
Bubbles: Yeah that is so awesome.
Buttercup: She kicks butt as well as help support the team.
Bunny: She sure does.
Bloom: I think it's so awesome.
Flora: You bet it is.
Layla: Yeah it is.
Myotismon: You said it! Lets do it!
They fired waves of energy, fire and lasers and elements and smashed him down.
Nico: Take that!
Sunset Shimmer: That was so fun!
Battle 3: Lincoln, Fluttershy, Life Skylanders, Shantae, Finn, Jake, Princess Bubblegum, Marceline, Flame Princess, Shocker and Elena VS Electro
Electro was next.
Electro: (to Lincoln) Good thing you don't have a bad relationship with your girlfriends like Nicole does with Radu.
Lincoln: Thank goodness too. What happened with Nicole and Radu like that is absolutely horrifying.
Fluttershy: Yeah and shocking too. If I had a boyfriend that worked in an evil organization like that I would dump him right now.
Stealth Elf: Boy same with me. Nicole made the right choice.
Shantae: She sure did and what Radu did in Rosenkreuz was absolutely despicable.
Finn: No kidding. But I didn't expect Cain to be back too especially after everything that happened with him and his brother Abel.
Jake the Dog: Yeah that was nuts! Especially after how Abel was trying to kill him.
Princess Bubblegum: Boy that is so strange. Abel Nightroad and Cain Knightlord. That is so strange.
Marceline: I think it's cool. Cain is now in the Masters of Evil and Abel is now with us.
Flame Princess: I think that's a great and perfect setup.
Electro: I think so too. Lets do it!
They fired waves of lightning, fire, candy and elements and smashed him down!
Lincoln: That was ΑWESOME!
Fluttershy: That was fun.
Battle 4: Eli, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Scrooge McDuck, Huey, Duey, Louie, The Littles, Arrietty, Airi and 2014 Maleficent VS Baron Mordo
Baron Mordo was next.
Baron Mordo: (to Eli) How would you feel if the person you loved ended up working for an evil organization?
Eli: I would be absolutely shocked and horrified and then I would make sure they paid for their crimes.
Rarity: I would definitely feel the same way darling.
Sweetie Belle: Yeah me too! What Radu was doing in Rosenkreuz was horrible!
Gill Grunt: You're not kidding there. Nicole made the right choice to dump him.
Scrooge McDuck: (Scottish Accent) Aye. Thank goodness she did lads.
Huey: From the looks of things they really hate each other.
Dewey: I don't blame Nicole.
Louie: Me neither. That is crazy that Nicole and Radu dated.
Lucy Little: Yeah it sure is.
Arrietty: But it's shocking too.
Baron Mordo: I most agree with you all on that. Lets do it!
They fired waves of energy, jewels, lightning, ice, water and lasers and smashed him down.
Eli: ALL RIGHT!
Rarity: Rapture darling that was grand!
Battle 5: Hunter, Pinkie Pie, Tech Skylanders, Sam, Clover & Alex, Jabberjaw and The Neptunes, Nuova Shenron and Princess Rose VS Red X
Red X was next.
Red X: (to Hunter) Who did J.D. rescue this time?
Hunter: (German Accent) Her name is Loviya und she is an angel.
Pinkie Pie: She has amazing angel wings and she gets along great with Konan.
Sprocket: The Angel of Rain and the Angel of Light. So cool.
Sam: That is a perfect team name if I do say so myself.
Clover: And it's so cute and awesome.
Alex: It sure is.
Jabberjaw: Woo woo woo. Beautiful angels that grace the sky.
Shelley: That sure is amazing.
Red X: I think so too. Lets do it!
They fired waves of fire, gears, energy and lightning and smashed him down.
Hunter: WUNDERBAR!
Pinkie Pie: BEST USUAL BATTLE EVER!
Battle 6: Loki Loud, Lori Loud, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Ozzy, Drix, Dexter, Lisa, Gloriosa Daisy and Indigo Zap VS Stinky Butt the Foul
Stinky Butt was next.
Stinky Butt: (to Loki) You would get along great with Loviya. After all, you're both experts at flying in the sky.
Loki: We sure would and no arguments there. But she likes Konan. Reason is because she is known as the Angel of The Rain.
Lori: That's literally amazing and so cool.
Rainbow Dash: It's awesome. 2 Amazing Angels in our team.
Scootaloo: Don't forget Pit. He's also an angel. So that makes 3 angels.
Rainbow Dash: Right sorry. But still so awesome.
Whirlwind: I agree with you there. That is amazing.
Ozzy: You bet it sure is.
Drix: I think it's so cool.
Dexter: A most amazing and fun situation.
Lisa Loud: Indeed and both Konan and Loviya's wings are most graceful and amazing.
Gloriosa Daisy: You said it. So beautiful.
Indigo Zap: Very graceful flyers.
Stinky Butt: You said it. Lets do it!
FFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRTTTTTTT!
FFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTT! FFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
Loki and Lori fired a massive blast of fart gas and Stinky Butt did the same and the blasts collided and the group fired waves of wind, lightning and energy too and the blasts hit Stinky Butt and exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
He was knocked down.
Loki: That was literally a stinky win!
Rainbow Dash: That was AWESOME!
Battle 7: Loni, Leni, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Ed, Edd, Eddy, Luan, Johnny Test, Dukey, Napalm Man and Crystal Man VS Anti-Wanda
Anti-Wanda was next.
Anti-Wanda: (to Loni) Did J.D. really meet a Mimikyu Gene Slammer today?
Loni: We sure did and her name is Lolalai.
Leni: She is amazing and she would get along great with the Goths of Darkness.
Applejack: She comes from Norway and she is amazing at Poetry.
Apple Bloom: I love her poems like Lucy's Poems.
Flashwing: She would also get along great with Jessie and her Mimikyu.
Ed: Pass the mustard.
Eddy: Shut up Ed.
Edd: But it is good that J.D. and everyone found a Mimikyu Gene-Slammer.
Johnny Test: Her nightmare powers make her an awesome member of the Goths of Darkness.
Dukey: It sure does.
Anti-Wanda: Yeah! Lets do it!
They fired waves of gravity, earth, apples and energy and smashed her down.
Loni: That was amazing!
Applejack: YEEHAW! That was great!
Battle 8: Luke Loud, Luna, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Aurora Shine, Undead Skylanders, Mickey, Donald & Goofy, Tuddrussel, Larry 3000, Otto, Sugarcoat and Lemon Zest VS Cavalier
Cavalier was next.
Cavalier: (to Luke) Lolalai would get along with all of the Undead Skylanders.
Luke: She sure would and it's so cool.
Luna: It sure is dudes.
Cavalier: I'm glad that J.D. and everyone helped your dad conquer his fear of the movie The Hills Have Eyes. That's a really scary movie.
Luna: Boy it sure is. Pop Star was scared of that movie since he saw it and it was not cool.
Starlight Glimmer: Boy I would be scared to death of that movie.
Cozy Glow: Me too.
Aurora Shine: That movie does sound really scary from the looks of it.
Hex: It sure does and yes Lolalai would really get along great with me and my fellow Undead Skylanders.
Mickey: We think so too.
Donald: Yeah she sure would.
Goofy: Absolutely guys.
Cavalier: I agree with you guys. Lets do it. I'll start us off this time.
He pulled out a white glove and slapped Luke across his face.
Luke: I accept your challenge!
Aurora Shine: Why did he do that?
Starlight Glimmer: It's part of a custom he has. When someone slaps you across the face with a white glove, it's their way of saying I challenge you to a duel.
Aurora Shine: Oh I get it. That's interesting.
They fired waves of water, magic, energy, bones and lasers and smashed him down.
Luke: ROCK ON DUDES!
Starlight Glimmer: That was amazing!
Battle 9: Lane, Luan, Princess Celestia, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Coop (KVK) Cow, Chicken, Flem, Earl, Centaur Man and Flame Man VS Eris
Eris was next.
Eris: (to Lane) Did the Aligned versions of Sideswipe and Grimlock really make a Bounty Hunter TV show today?
Lane: They sure did and it was really awesome!
Luan: You should have seen it. They caught a lot of bank robbers. Many of them were criminals we've been trying to find for a while.
Princess Celestia: It was so great. They caught them all by themselves.
Amber Morning: (Imitates cops arresting robbers)
Spotlight: Yeah they sure caught them didn't they.
Coop: It was so awesome.
Cow: It sure was.
Chicken: Yeah it was great!
Flem: Boy I'll say.
Earl: It was great!
Eris: I can tell it was. Lets do it!
They fired waves of light and Pork Butts and smashed her down.
Lane: PORKY WIN!
They laughed!
Princess Celestia: That was fun!
Battle 10: Lynn Jr., Princess Luna, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Randy Cunningham, I Am Weasel, Lulabelle, Brawl and Swindle VS Mammoth
Mammoth was next.
Mammoth: (to Boy Lynn) I wonder if Sideswipe and Grimlock are going to be continuing their bounty hunting business after today.
Lynn Jr.: After what happened with the Scooby Snax Monster I would say no.
Princess Luna: Those two were in way over their heads because of it.
Snowdrop: But it was awesome how they caught all those robbers for us.
Gari: It sure was. They had bounties on their heads worth over $723,239,230,000,000,000.
Mammoth: Wow! That's a lot of money.
Blackout: It sure is a lot of money.
Randy Cunningham: You bet it is.
I Am Weasel: It's a really good contribution.
Lulabelle: Looks like we're going to have a huge shopping spree at the mall later on.
Mammoth: You're not kidding. Lets do it!
They fired waves of earth and darkness and smashed him down.
Lynn Jr.: ALL RIGHT!
Princess Luna: A true victory for the night.
Battle 11: Mystic Force Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Shifu, Po & the Furious 5, Nico, Ice Luan, Laney, Lucy, Lola, Lana, Lisa and Lily VS Boney
Boney was next.
Nico: This is gonna be good.
Boney: Yep and the Masters of The Valley of Peace will love the weapons I have for them.
Nico teleported and opened the safe and in it was a bunch of swords.
Nico: Wow! Look at these swords.
Boney: They are called The Defenders of The Valley of Peace.
The Defenders of The Valley of Peace, they're swords with the symbol of the Jade Palace etched on the 6'5" massive, wide, double-edged blades, angel wings for the crossguards, large gems for the hilts, longer black handles, and large sphere pommels with surrounding gems. Once in hand, they'll gain a massive power and energy increase.
Nico: Awesome!
Nico teleported and gave the swords to Po, Shifu and the Furious 5.
Po: Awesome!
Shufu: These swords are amazing.
Tigress: They sure are.
Viper: All right!
Nico: Lets get it on!
Mystic Force Rangers: LEGENDARY SOURCE! MYSTIC FORCE!
The Mystic Force Rangers turned into their Legendary forms.
Xander: (Echoing) ELEMENT OF EARTH! GREEN LEGEND WARRIOR!
Vida Rocca: (Echoing) ELEMENT OF WIND! PINK LEGEND WARRIOR!
Madison Rocca: (Echoing) ELEMENT OF WATER! BLUE LEGEND WARRIOR!
Charlie Thorn: (Echoing) ELEMENT OF LIGHTNING! YELLOW LEGEND WARRIOR!
Nick Russell: (Echoing) ELEMENT OF FIRE! RED LEGEND WARRIOR!
Udonna: (Echoing) FREEZE OF ICE! WHITE LEGEND WARRIOR!
Daggeron: (Echoing) FLARE OF THE SUN! SOLARIS LEGEND WARRIOR!
Leanbow: (Echoing) BURNING HOWL OF THE WOLF HEART! WOLF LEGEND WARRIOR!
Claire the Gatekeeper: (Echoing) SHINING OF THE FULL MOON! MOON LEGEND WARRIOR!
Mystic Force Rangers: WE CALL FORTH THE POWER OF LIGHT MAGIC! MYSTIC FORCE LEGEND WARRIORS!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready to kick some butt!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! MYSTIC FORCE!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Mystic Force Rangers too!
Nico: YEAH! Lets get him!
Rangers: CODE 2: UNITED MAGIC FORMATION!
They fired waves of magic and the group all fired waves of energy and element and the blasts all hit Boney and he exploded!
KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Boney was dead!
Nico: Yeah! Boney you have failed this world!
Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.
Battle 12: Loviya the Angel VS Cain Knightlord
Cain Knightlord was next.
Cain: Angel VS Crusnik. Nice ring to it wouldn't you think?
Loviya: I sure do. That is a good ring.
Cain: Glad you think so. Shall we dance?
He went full Crusnik and he was ready!
Loviya: Here we go!
Loviya went at him and kicked and punched him all over and fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Battle 13: Nicole VS Radu
Radu was next and Nicole has an old score to settle with him!
Nicole: I'm not the same as I was when we last saw each other Radu.
Radu: Oh yeah? How so?
Nicole then transformed into her Super Angel 500,000,000,000 form!
Radu gasped!
Nicole: (Divine Echoing Stellar Voice) I've gotten far more powerful since our last battle.
Radu: We'll see how strong you are!
BOOM!
He fired a massively intense blast of blue fire at her with incredibly massive power and force and she absorbed it like it was nothing and he fired massive blasts of incredibly intense fire and she was absorbing it like they were nothing.
Nicole: My turn.
Nicole fired a massive blast of energy and completely obliterated Radu in an instant and killed him instantly. We also got the ability to use Radu's powerful blue fire.
Battle 14: Sea VS Bluto
Bluto was next.
Bluto: Boy I didn't know that Nicole had a bad history with that Radu guy.
Sea: Me neither. Nicole must've really gone through hell with him.
Bluto: No kidding. Lets do it!
Sea and Bluto went at each other and they smashed and pulverized each other all over the place.
They were REALLY TEARING EACH OTHER APART!
BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAM!
BOOF BOOOF BOOF BOOF! BAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAM!
Sea then smashed Bluto down with an incredible punch and smashed him down.
Battle 15: Pirolilly, Paige and Carmen VS Torch Tiger
Torch Tiger was next.
Torch Tiger: The technology we both have is incredible.
Pirolilly: It sure is. Both our technology is amazing.
Paige: Yeah no kidding. I'm amazed we made Cain into a redeemed man.
Carmen: No kidding. The Masters of Evil have amazing technology like we do.
Torch Tiger: Yeah we sure do. Lets do it!
They fired massive blasts of fire and smashed him down.
Battle 16: Tigerhawk VS Crazybolt & Slicedice
Crazybolt & Slicedice were next.
Crazybolt: Boy lots of big battles huh?
Slicedice: You're not kidding.
Tigerhawk: They sure are something there.
Crazybolt: Yeah. What's it like to be two Maximals combined?
Tigerhawk: It's amazing. I think it's incredible.
Slicedice: It sure is amazing. Lets do it!
Tigerhawk: Lets do it!
He transformed and fired lightning blasts and smashed them both down.
Battle 17: Deepak Dalmation VS Zant
Zant was next.
Deepak: You will pay for everything.
Deepak Dalmatian went after Zant, and he fired powerful blasts of light and dark energy, light and darkness, along with the elemental forces of Fire, Wind, Water, and Earth at the sorcerer, and they exploded with incredible power. This enraged Zant, and he transformed into his real form, but that didn't save him, as Deepak slashed off Zant's arms, and he screamed in excruciating pain.
Deepak Dalmatian: And now, you will disappear forever from this world, Zant. TWILIGHT ELEMENTAL KAMEHAMEHA!
Deepak Dalmatian fired a massive Kamehameha wave made of Light and Darkness, and it was also surrounded by the forces of Fire, Water, Wind, and Earth at Zant, and as it hits him, it exploded with incredible power, and it Super Hakaied The Twilight Usurper from the face of the Earth forever.
Deepak Dalmatian holstered his Defender of Camden Town sword on his back, and his eyes changed back, but his new body, clothes, weapons, and jewelry were permanent. We cheered wildly for what Deepak did, and Zant was gotten rid of for good.
We were back on Earth.
Stinky Butt: (to Aligned Sideswipe and Aligned Grimlock) You two going to be continuing that TV Show of yours?
Aligned Grimlock: Actually, we're retiring it.
Anti Wanda: Say what now?
Aligned Sideswipe: We realized that being bounty hunter is a lot harder then it looks. And we're better off busting bad guys with the rest of you.
Crazybolt: That's actually mature of you two Autobots.
Slicedice: Aww! I wanted to see more episodes!
Cavalier: Me too, actually.
Aligned Sideswipe: Sorry, guys. But we've made our decision.
Eris: Well, we're fine with it.
Mammoth: Can we have Scooby Snax in the victory celebration? I've been wanting them all day!
Nico: You guys sure can.
Nico gave them a bunch of Scooby Snax and they ate them.
Mammoth: YUMMY!
Qin: Told you that you would like them. (To the viewers) Remember this folks: No one likes a disgruntled employee.
Nico: You got that right. Lets head home.
We went back home to the estate and went and enjoyed the rest of the day. We then went to sleep.
THE END
Part 3 done.
The next rescue for me is gonna be in the world of The Ripping Friends and me and the Xerneas Gene-Slammer are gonna meet a Holstaur named Cira and she is full of milk! She will also have a Hitmonchan Gene-Slammer named Abby "Buttsmasher" Lorres. Lincoln's rescue is gonna be in the world of Battle for Terra from 2009 and that is one of my favorite movies. Next up for part 4 is where we go to a miniature golf course for Lori to win the Miniature Golf Championship and also help Velma conquer her fear of clowns as we face off against that giant robot clown. We're gonna learn an awful thing that happened to her in her past that lead her to be afraid of clowns.
See you all tomorrow.
