In the early morning hours, at 1:23 AM, I was in bed sleeping and having a really interesting dream. I saw that I was in the battle with the Sirens and the Pillars of Equestria. I saw Star Swirl the Bearded, Rockhoof, Mage Meadowbrook, Mistmane, Flash Magnus, Somnambula and Stygian fighting the Sirens, Adagio Dazzle, Aria Blaze and Sonata Dusk. They looked more like dragons rather than sirens. The Sirens were singing and all the ponies around them were fighting with forced hatred and they were feeding off their negative energy and getting stronger.
Me: Whoa. That is brutal. Huh?
I saw a mysterious figure watching the battle from afar and it had a black cloak on so I couldn't make out who it was. But whoever was under that cloak was pure evil and it was looking at the Sirens with a malevolent smirk. I heard it talking.
Figure: Soon my slaves, you will make me all powerful.
Me: Slaves?
I knew something was up as it was referring to the Sirens. Then I saw the Pillars banish the Sirens to Earth.
Me: So that's how Adagio, Aria and Sonata wound up in our world.
I then saw the figure run away in fury and Star Swirl knew that the figure was there too and knew it had to be destroyed.
Me: I have to figure out what the connection is with that figure that I saw that watched the battle with the Pillars of Equestria and the Dazzlings.
Later at 8:13 AM, I woke up and went to eat breakfast. After finishing my breakfast, I then told Twilight about my dream and she knew something was up.
Twilight Sparkle: That is a very interesting dream J.D. and it was another vision into the past. It could very well explain as well why Adagio, Aria and Sonata became the way they were.
Me: Lets head to the Simulator so we can find out.
We did so and I went to the battle in the Battle of The Bands and me and Twilight were watching the Dazzlings.
Me: Okay girls lets see what secrets you have that you have hidden from us.
I used my memory probing powers and peered into Adagio, Aria and Sonata's pasts. I saw that eons ago, Adagio, Aria and Sonata were living normal lives when suddenly the very same figure that I saw in my dream was actually the Evil Sorceress that Clover the Clever went after to destroy the Memory Stone and she captured the 3 girls and forcibly put magical amulets on them that cursed them to become THE SIRENS! When they sang their song it caused people and ponies to fight and react harshly with anger and hatred and they feed off of Negative Energy which makes them stronger and more powerful. They were channelling that very Negative Energy into the Evil Sorceress so she could become invincible! But the intervention of the Pillars of Equestria put a huge monkey wrench in her plans when Star Swirl banished the Sirens to Earth.
When I finished seeing into the past I was shocked!
Me: WHOA! That is what I would call a fate worse than death!
Twilight Sparkle: What is it?
I told her everything and Twilight gasped in shock.
Twilight Sparkle: That's horrible! But wow! I had no idea that the very evil sorceress that had the Memory Stone was also the one that cursed the Dazzlings!
Me: I didn't either. Now I see why the Dazzlings became like they did. It's because of that evil sorceress. She cursed them and ruined their lives. And thank goodness I Hakaied her.
Twilight Sparkle: Thank goodness.
I later used the power of the Sword of Harmony to destroy their stones and made sure that they were destroyed for good. We went back and I went into Star Swirl's Study and told Star Swirl what we found out.
Star Swirl: My goodness! I had no idea it was the very same sorceress that I had my apprentice Clover the Clever go after.
Me: I was shocked myself Star Swirl. But thanks to a dream I had that showed me the battle you and the Pillars of Equestria had with the Sirens eons ago as well as detective work, we put the pieces of the puzzle together very fast.
Star Swirl: We got to tell this to Adagio and her friends.
Me: Agreed.
We went and told them what we found out and Adagio, Aria and Sonata had a memory relapse and they remembered what happened and it was horrible! It was because of that very curse that they became the evil sirens and then they broke down crying and Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie and Rarity comforted them.
Applejack: That's terrible! I had no idea this happened.
Me: None of us did Applejack. We were completely oblivious about it until I saw what happened in a dream and in a simulator exercise.
Nico: That's awful. I didn't know this happened to them all those years ago.
Clover the Clever: I remember that. That is so strange how the very sorceress that I pursued in my seven trials would end up becoming the very sorceress that cursed the Dazzlings.
Me: That is a huge revelation.
Nico: Looks like your dreams have told us another huge surprise J.D.
Eli: No kidding. That's amazing bro.
Me: It sure is. I've been having a lot of dreams that are visions into the past.
I looked at my watch.
Me: Oh it's time for my rescue. We are heading over to Nowhere for a rescue.
Nico: Okay. Be careful guys.
Me: Will do.
Me, Allie, Eli, Lincoln, Earth, Laney,Ekantika the Seviper Gene-Slammer, Bai Tza and Lana were off to Nowhere.
At the Bagge Farm, we were having breakfast with Muriel.
Ekantika Venkatanarasimharajuvaripeta: (Indian Accent) Why do I get the feeling that we're gonna be spending a lot of time in Nowhere today.
Ekantika concentrated and groaned as she lost her arms.
Me: It'll be fun Ekantika.
Muriel was making breakfast and then she sneezed the eggs she was cooking on Lana and Eustace.
Lana: Bless you.
She got the eggs off and ate them.
Ekantika turned into SEVIPER!
Lana: Good thing I don't get sick anymore.
Eustace: What you trying to do!? Get me sick!? Oh.
He ate the eggs.
Francesca: Grandma Muriel you don't look so good.
Bai Tza: Yeah you look horrible.
Me: Yeah what's wrong with you?
Muriel: (Groggy and nasally) I'm sorry guys. This is the worst cold I've ever… (Courage grabs a chair) Ah, ah, AHCHOO!
The sneeze blows her back and she lands in the chair and it broke and landed on Courage.
Muriel: Thank you Courage.
Courage whined.
Me: Bless you.
Allie Wilde: Man that cold is bad.
Lincoln: That cold is really bad.
Eli: You're not kidding.
Laney: It sure is.
Allie Wilde: Muriel maybe you should go and get some rest and let us handle things for you.
Muriel: A wee spot of tea will fix me right up.
She sneezed and then Courage made a baseball mitt out of tissues and then Muriel sneezed and a green cloud came out and an image of a slug appeared in it.
Slug: Well hey.
Me: What the!?
Courage: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
Lana: Whoa!
Me: What the!?
Eustace: WE DON'T WANT ANY!
Muriel: Did someone say something?
Allie Wilde: I don't remember seeing a cold do that.
Eli: Me neither!
Earth: That is not an ordinary cold!
Allie Wilde: No it's not!
Francesca: What kind of cold is this?
Earth: I don't think I've ever seen a cold like that.
She sneezed again and the slug appeared again.
Muriel: Oh my!
Slug: This here urgent message has been prerecorded right into the cold and sent by magic.
Courage screamed and his eyes unscrewed out of his head like lightbulbs.
Muriel: I knew this wasn't an ordinary cold.
Lana: I wonder why he sent that cold.
Me: No idea.
Muriel sneezed and the slug appeared a third time.
Slug: We apologize for your discomfort having to send you this cold and all. But we sure need your help. We all are prisoners, Slaves in a sweatshop.
They gasped.
Me: That is completely sick!
Eli: Yeah!
Slug: We'd be obliged if y'all would come and set us all free. And that cold ain't going away till you get your sneezing self down here for the cure. Here's how to get to where we are.
He held up a map and it led to the Louisiana Bayou.
Bai Tza: Looks like we're heading off to the Louisiana Bayou guys.
Eli: Yep.
We were off to Louisiana.
LOUISIANA BAYOU
In the swamps of the Louisiana Bayou, 950 miles away from Nowhere, We were on a raft and Bai Tza was steering it and we were walking on the water. Blues music and singing were heard in the background.
Laney: This place gives me the creeps.
Lana: It's the Louisiana Bayou. It always does.
Allie Wilde: Penny told me a lot about this place and how scary it can get.
Me: Yeah no kidding.
Lincoln: It can get really creepy at night.
Laney: This looks like the spot.
Eli: It sure looks like it.
We parked the raft on the shore of the river and it had stuffed snake statues.
Lana: These snake statues are weird.
Lana felt them and she was repulsed by the feel.
Lana: They're made with snakeskin!
Everyone: EW!
I felt one.
Me: Yep they are made of snakeskin.
Francesca: That is so gross!
Slug: Well hey.
They saw the slug and he was shackled to a chain.
Bai Tza: Are you the slug that sent us the cold that infected Muriel?
Slug: Yes. Glad y'all could come to free us.
Bai Tza: Same here.
Laney: Me too.
Me: Looks like we got here just in time.
Slug: Why don't y'all come on inside and we'll explain the whole mess to ya?
Francesca: Okay. Come on grandma.
Me: Hang on Muriel.
We went into the slugs cave and the slugs were shackled up and stuffing snakeskins with leaves. Muriel was coughing like mad.
Young slug: They've come to save us.
Slug: Take it easy slugs. We owe our guests some explaining.
Francesca: We got your message. But what's all this about?
Me: Yeah can you give us more details?
Slug: These snakeskins belong to a snake called Big Bayou.
He shows them a picture of a red snake with orange slit eyes and wearing a bowtie and a nice hat with a voodoo skull on it.
Laney: He sure looks like a nice snake.
Me: Looks like a snake with very luxurious tastes.
Slug: I'm afraid it's like this. Big Bayou's a very powerful snake and very vain. Loves hisself. Kept us prisoner here for years. Us making the stuffed statues of him out of the skins he sheds. It's torture.
Young slug: Yeah. (Shows he only had one tooth) And the dental coverage stinks.
Bai Tza: This is disgusting!
Me: Yeah no kidding!
Lincoln: This is completely wrong on so many levels!
Laney: This snake needs to be made into a snakeskin wallet! And I thought Orochimaru was terrible.
Lincoln: Tell me about it.
Slug: Big Bayou's magic put us here, and only Big Bayou's magic can break our shackles.
Muriel was coughing badly.
Courage: Is there a spell you can use to cure her?
Slug: Uh well we'd love to cure her, but, uh...
Young Slug: We don't know how.
Slug: We were able to steal just a smidge of magic from Big Bayou-
The young slug held up half of a page that said Catch the Uncommon Cold.
Slug: Just enough to get our message out in a microbe.
Bai Tza: May I see that?
Young Slug: Sure.
Bai Tza read the page.
Bai Tza: Fascinating spell. Big Bayou knows how to use Bayou Magic with ease.
Me: He sure does.
Eli: Very unusual spell.
Allie Wilde: Yeah.
Lincoln: I'm sure we can find the cure and free you guys from this prison.
Slug: Well all you got to is to get your hands on Big Bayou's Book of Big Bayou Magic. He's got all his secrets in there. Then you can get cured-
Young Slug: Yeah and free us.
Muriel: (Weakly) I'll... I'll try.
Francesca stopped her.
Francesca: No Grandma Muriel you are in no condition to do anything.
Bai Tza: She's right Muriel. We'll go get the book. You stay here and rest while we do so. Francesca you watch over her while we go.
Muriel: Okay.
Francesca: You can count on me.
Bai Tza: Where does Big Bayou live?
The slug pointed to a direction and we went through tall grass and they came across a house in the shape of a snakes head.
Lincoln: So this is where Big Bayou lives.
Laney: Looks like a house Orochimaru would love.
Me: Yeah no kidding.
Allie Wilde: Yeah.
We then heard the door open.
Lincoln: He's coming.
Bai Tza: Quick! Hide!
We all hid in the grass.
Me: Shh.
We saw a red snake wearing a Top Hat come out.
Big Bayou: (Hiss) Hello me. Oh don't I look fine? I am s-s-s-so beautiful. I think I'll s-s-s-see how all the other mes-s-s-s are doing, but first...
He took his hat off and shed another skin.
Big Bayou: Aah.
He got his hat and put it back on. He put the skin with a bunch of others in a pile.
Big Bayou: Oh yeah. I am pretty. I love me.
He slithers through the grass somewhere.
Bai Tza: Now's our chance. Come on.
We went to the door of his house and tried to open the door but it was locked.
Laney: It's locked. (Looks up to the windows) Hold on a sec.
Laney climbs up to the right eye window and she sees the big book of magic on his bed. She used her plant powers and had vines grow and they brought the book over to her.
She pulled it through the window and it was the right one.
Laney: Big Bayou's Big Book of Magic. This is it.
She jumped down and brought the book to us.
Bai Tza: We got it. Great job Laney. Lets go.
Me: Good work Laney.
Eli: That was clever.
We went back to the cave.
Francesca was looking after Muriel. Muriel then sneezed and the slugs backed away.
Francesca: Hang in there grandma. They'll get the book.
Muriel sneezed again and we came back.
Bai Tza: We got it guys!
Young slug: They got it! They got the book!
Laney: All I did was use my plant powers to get the book out.
Me: The door was locked so we had to improvise.
Allie Wilde: It was clever.
Slug: Feel free to cure the lady first.
Bai Tza: Okay.
Bai Tza set the book on the table and she scrolled through it and found the other half of the torn page.
Bai Tza: Here's the other half of the torn page.
Courage looked it over and it said Curing the Uncommon Cold. It was really a series of mimic dances where the caster acts like a chicken.
Courage: This looks really simple.
Francesca: I remember this spell.
Bai Tza: Go for it Courage.
Courage acted, clucked, pecked and crowed like a chicken. Then they got a surprise when they saw Courage lay a huge egg.
Muriel: Oh my.
Francesca: What the?
Bai Tza: Funny.
Courage saw the egg and he laughed.
Allie Wilde: That's funny.
Bai Tza: But it did work when I saw him do it the last time.
He cracked the egg open and gave it to Muriel. She drank the entire yolk of the egg and she was cured in an instant.
Muriel: Oh. Oh my! I can breathe! I feel myself again.
Lincoln: That was awesome!
Earth: That was amazing!
Laney: It sure was.
Lana: That was so cool!
Francesca: It sure was.
Me: That was amazing.
The slugs were telling them to free them.
Courage scrolled through the book but they got an unexpected surprise.
Big Bayou: What the Bayou is going on here? (sees Courage with book) Were you mes-s-ssin' with my Bayou magic?
Bai Tza: What do you think?
She fires a blast of water at Big Bayou and blows him out into the swamp.
Lana: Let me see that magic.
Lana looked through the book and found an interesting spell.
Lana: Here's an interesting one. "Bayou Slave Snake Animation. To make stuffed bayou snakes your obedient slaves, use deadly venom from a real bayou snake." Cool!
Me: That's interesting.
Laney: I think I have some of that.
Laney pulled out a box with a skull and crossbones on it and it was full of containers that had different poisons from animals and plants all over the world.
Laney: Lets see. Rattlesnake venom. Sea snake venom. Funnel Web Spider Venom. Aha! Swamp Snake venom. Same thing as Bayou snakes.
Lana: Thanks Lanes.
Me: Where did you get that box full of poisons Laney?
Laney: I always carry this with me just in case I need to make antitoxins and all that.
Me: Smart thinking.
Lana took the bottle and went outside and threw the venom onto a bunch of stuffed snakes. The snakes came to life and they were roaring.
Lana: SLAVE SNAKES, OBEY!
They stood in attention.
Lana: (Points to Big Bayou) Get him guys!
We went at Big Bayou and we also helped blast and smash Big Bayou all over. We also got help from a Flowkelp named Judia and a Blissey Gene-Slammer. To our shock it was the Nurse Joy from New Bark Town.
The slave snakes went at Big Bayou and wrapped around him in a ball.
Muriel: Lana! I need a new file but I got them free!
The slugs were free and we cheered wildly.
I told the boys to cover their eyes and I put on my blind man glasses and snapped my fingers and Nurse Joy reverted back and she was naked.
Ekantika reverted back too.
Ekantika was human again. But naked.
Ekantika: (covers herself) Are you okay, Nurse Joy?
Nurse Joy: (Covers Herself) Thanks to all of you. This was amazing being a Blissey.
Bai Tza: Now we have a Gene-Slammer Nurse Joy that can turn into her Pokemon of choice. What are the odds of that?
Judia: That is really cool.
I gave Nurse Joy and Ekantika new clothes and they put them on.
Allie Wilde: Francesca's knowledge of Bayou Magic really came through for us. And it has Big Bayou in the M.O.E.
Laney: It sure does. So awesome.
We went back to Nowhere.
Back in Nowhere we were having tea.
Muriel: Ahh it sure is lovely to sip tea just for the pleasure of it.
Francesca: You said it grandma.
Lincoln: Yep.
Me: It sure is.
Francesca: And it was thanks to this adventure that I decided to learn all about magic.
Francesca had the book strapped to her back.
Laney: This was so much fun though.
Me: I'll say.
Lana: It sure was.
Earth: Yeah.
Courage: It was cool learning all about Bayou Magic.
Bai Tza: Yep. It was a swampy adventure.
We laughed.
Eustace came in and he coughed.
Eustace: Muriel! I caught your dern cold! AH AH AH AH AACHOO!
He sneezed out a green cloud and then in the cloud appeared the imagine of Big Bayou chained up and calling out for help.
Courage used the same method he used to cure Muriel.
After curing Muriel, rescuing the slugs, and putting down Big Bayou, Lincoln, me, Nico, Eli, Nicole, and Chazz Princeton were heading to the rocket ship where Muriel, Eustace, Francesca, and Courage are in, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the sixteen girls there, but we're also going to stop Mustafa Al Bacterius from extinguishing the sun, and recharge the sun.
On the rocket, Courage, Muriel, Francesca and Eustace were sleeping in pods and then a rooster crow.
Computer: Okay. Nap time is over you twits.
They woke up.
Francesca: Good sleep.
Eustace was still sleeping and then he was forced to wake up.
Eustace: DOH! (CRASH) Hey what did I do!?
In the control room, Eustace was pressing buttons.
Eustace: Darn this rocket! Can't get any picture on the TV.
The General appeared.
Man: The following information is classified! Not to mention vital to the security and future of the human race! Thank you.
Eustace: Blah Blah Blah!
Muriel: I think the man with the shiny buttons has something important to tell us.
Francesca: Lets listen.
General: (Clears Throat and Speaking Gibberish)
Courage: I don't understand.
General: And God Speed. (Clicks off)
Muriel: Oh my!
Eustace: How do you change the channel on this thing?
Computer: Don't you dolts speak English? The Sun is about to go out. You have fix it. Everything you need is in that briefcase. Over there.
They safe a briefcase.
Francesca: This is a big mission.
Computer: If you don't fix the sun, it'll glow bright red and then it goes out..
Francesca and Courage gasped.
Eustace: Big deal.
Francesca: Grandpa without the sun the Earth will cease to exist!
Courage: Yeah!
Muriel: Well if someone's going to fix the sun it might as well be us I suppose.
Eustace: (Mumbling) Why won't you shut up?
Computer: So do get the sun fixed before the clock hits zero. You twits.
We were following the rocket.
Courage and Francesca were at the control room.
Courage was pressing buttons.
Computer: No no you space monkey. Press shift and then enter.
He pressed said buttons and then…
SPLAT!
Courage got a pie splattered into his face.
Computer: Ha! I get them with that every time.
Francesca: (Licks the pie) Mmm! Mixed Berry.
Courage: Okay rocket boy double click the idea that looks like a little doggy.
BEEP BEEP.
SPLAT!
Courage got tarred and feathered.
Computer: Ha. You are gullible.
2:36:40
Courage pressed a button.
DING DING!
BAP!
Courage got slugged in the face by a spring loaded boxing glove from the computer.
Later the family was having Astronaut Tube Food.
Eustace: Lousy stinkin tube food.
SLURP! GULP!
Eustace: Hey not bad.
Then Muriel started acting REALLY WEIRD! Her eyebrows were twitching all over.
Muriel: BIRDS!
Eustace: Ah you're seeing things. More Turkey in a tube.
Francesca: Grandma are you all right?
Muriel: Halifax! Wikky wikky wikky! Mombo time!
Then Muriel lost her white hair and grew a huge beard.
Eustace: HUH!?
Francesca: WHAT THE!?
Courage gasped!
Muriel regrew her hair and it was bigger.
Muriel: WAAAHAAA! WAAAAAAAA!
She was going crazy!
Eustace: HEY! What you do that fer?!
Muriel: I don't know!
Eustace: Muriel! Hear what I say!?
Muriel grabbed Eustace's ears and pulled them! Eustace screamed in pain and she pulled his nose and then she pulled out a hair from his nose and then bongoed on his head and then she smashed him into the table!
WHAM!
Eustace: (Crying)
Muriel was inflating back and forth and then she took a huge bite out of the table.
Francesca: WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU!?
Muriel: Come on! Come on! Set it off! I think I could use a wee nap.
She was walking on the ceiling.
Courage and Francesca went to the computer.
Computer: Of course Muriel is acting weird. She's locked in a tin can with you isn't she?
A soda squirter came out.
SQUIRT! SQUIRT! SQUIRT!
On the U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix we were watching the rocket and then we went on board the rocket.
Lincoln: I have a feeling that this is going to be both a rescue and mission rolled up into one, not only am I going to rescue the sixteen girls, but we're also going to help Muriel, Eustace, Francesca, and Courage recharge the sun, and stop Mustafa Al Bacterius from extinguishing the sun.
Me: That's right, big guy.
Nico: Francesca told me about that little pest, he slipped inside Muriel and took over her brain, so he could sabotage the mission to repair the sun, and he and his kind liked it dark. But, what he doesn't know is that if The Sun goes out, Earth will be plunged into a new ice age without The Sun's warmth.
Lincoln: That's right, that little monster's got to go.
?: HELP!
Suddenly, Lincoln heard the sound of sixteen girls calling for help. With his deep sapphire blue cyborg eyes and superhuman sight, along with sensing energy signals, he saw and heard where the call for help was coming from. He saw the sixteen girls, along with Courage, Eustace, and Francesca, but they've been cornered by Mustafa Al Bacterius, who's inside Muriel's brain, and he's going to kill them.
Lincoln: Guys, I've found the sixteen girls, but they, along with Courage, Eustace, and Francesca have been cornered Mustafa Al Bacterius, who's inside Muriel's brain, and he's going to kill them. Come on, let's go.
We rushed on over, and Lincoln bound Muriel in an indestructible neon blue energy rope, and using his deep sapphire blue cyborg eyes, he found the pest we've been after: Mustafa Al Bacterius, and he's inside Muriel's brain.
Mustafa Al Bacterius: (Inside Muriel's brain) How dare you interfere with my plans, Team Loud Phoenix Storm. You will all pay for this.
Lincoln: Shut up, you little pest. What you're trying to do in sabotaging the mission to recharge The Sun is going to mean the death of Earth and mankind, and that's something I'm not going to allow.
Lincoln fired a small neon blue energy rope, and it went inside Muriel's brain, and once it'd wrapped around Mustafa Al Bacterius, he pulled the little pest out, and once he was out, the neon blue energy rope turned purple, and he'd burst into purple flames, and Mustafa Al Bacterius was Super Hakaied, and Muriel was back to normal. We arrived at the sun, and we saw that it was turning dark red.
Lincoln: Oh man, it looks like we've arrived just in time. We need to recharge The Sun before it goes out.
Francesca gave the briefcase to Lincoln, and he went out there. He arrived at the center of The Sun, and he saw the lightbulb was flickering, and was about to go out. He opened the briefcase, and he found a new lightbulb. Then, he took out the bad lightbulb, and he put the new one in, and once that happened, it was glowing brighter than ever, and The Sun returned to normal, as it returned to its normal and extremely high temperature.
The intense heat was also causing our auras to flare up, and we were getting stronger, and we were already sweating up a storm. We got back home to the Estate, and Lincoln and Nicole went up to the sixteen girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he recognized them immediately. The sixteen girls that he rescued were Houki Shinonono, Charlotte Dunois, Cecilia Alcott, Tatenashi Sarashiki, Laura Bodewig, Kanzanshi Sarashiki, Lingyin Huang, Luanyin Huang, Honne Nohotoke, Yuzu Tanimoto, Kiyoka Aikawa, Kaoruko Mayuzumi, Tina Hamilton, Velvet Hell, and Chifuyu Orimura from Infinite Stratos, and Tokine Yukimura from Kekkaishi.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Houki Shinonono, Charlotte Dunois, Cecilia Alcott, Tatenashi Sarashiki, Laura Bodewig, Kanzanshi Sarashiki, Lingyin Huang, Luanyin Huang, Honne Nohotoke, Yuzu Tanimoto, Kiyoka Aikawa, Kaoruko Mayuzumi, Tina Hamilton, Velvet Hell, Chifuyu Orimura, and Tokine Yukimura.
Nicole: From Infinite Stratos and Kekkaishi, awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Houki Shinonono: Yes, we're okay, thanks for saving us.
Then, when Houki Shinonono and the fifteen girls saw who it was that saved them from Mustafa Al Bacterius, their faces all lit up like red Christmas lights upon seeing the 16-year-old 7'0" tall, handsome, white-haired, bare-chested hunk with abnormally large and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, a lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books on his massive right pec and surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, a Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon and in a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem with the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids, a deep sapphire blue kanji on his wider muscular back that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Lightning Storms, The Weather, and the Thirteen Elemental Forces, Man With A Plan, Golden-Hearted Brother of 16 Siblings, and Golden-Hearted Lover, Father, Son, and Husband", and he had deep sapphire blue eyes.
He had his Sword of Taranis holstered on his wider muscular back, his orange Crystal Saber holstered on his left hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, the Pisces constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck, large weighted orange bands on his massive biceps and thighs, his large Cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive deep blue angel wings surging with powerful super lightning and the stars and blue nebulae reflecting on them, and he was dressed in an orange version of He Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with hanging silver lightning bolts held up by his Belt of Elemental Bravery with large orange gem for the belt buckle on his waist, a pair of blue pants with gold lightning bolts on the thighs, and large white leather combat boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and armor on the toe area, silver Thunder Kanji earrings, a large silver Thunder Kanji necklace on his neck and across his permanently bare chest, large fingerless black gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it, a large Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring on his left ring finger, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger, and he had eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs.
Houki Shinonono: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.
Then, Lincoln made fifteen clones of himself, and he and the fifteen clones went up to the girls, and they picked them up and hugged them in their abnormally large and powerful muscular arms, and kissed them on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrap their arms around the necks of Lincoln and his clones. We cheered wildly over the scene, and the girls in Lincoln's harem welcomed the new members of their future husband's harem.
Houki Shinonono: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
It was both a successful mission and rescue all in one, we've helped Courage, Muriel, Eustace, and Francesca recharge The Sun, and Lincoln rescued sixteen new future wives from that insane pest, Mustafa Al Bacterius, who took over Muriel's brain to sabotage the mission to recharge The Sun, and cause an age of eternal darkness and cold on Earth.
After recharging The Sun and stopping Mustafa Al Bacterius, we were then training intensely in the gym doing our 100,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 9,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we got a shower after that.
Then, we were heading down to help Carole and Tuesday with a problem: the problem was Tuesday's obsessive fan, Cybelle. Her obsession of getting to Tuesday has gotten out of hand, and she needs to be stopped. We also found out that when Lincoln rescued Carole and Tuesday, their world has merged with Earth.
Lincoln: So, you've had a problem with an obsessive fan of your, right, Tuesday?
Tuesday Simmons: That's right, Lincoln. Her name is Cybelle, and she's extremely obsessive about me, and that obsession is extremely dangerous.
Carole Stanley: Cybelle needs to be stopped, or she's going to seriously hurt someone.
Me: That's exactly what needs to be done.
Nico: But, I know Lincoln's got a plan for this one, and I can't wait to see it.
We arrived in the middle of Gotham Royal York, and waiting for us was Cybelle.
Cybelle: So, the famous Team Loud Phoenix Storm has arrived, along with the one who hurt me long ago.
Me: Tuesday didn't hurt you, Cybelle. It was your dangerous obsession that did this to her and to you as well.
Cybelle: I don't care, if I can't have her, then, I will kill her and all of you, as well!
We also saw that she had a gang of huge, muscular thugs with her, and they were here to kill us all. But, we saw them inject themselves with a red liquid. Lincoln saw what it was: it was Professor Milo's werewolf serum, the same one that turned Anthony Romulus into a werewolf. Then, we saw them all turn into werewolves.
Lincoln: Oh man, the thugs used Professor Milo's werewolf serum, and they'd turned themselves into werewolves.
Me: I think it's time to fight fire with fire.
I snarled, and I transformed into J.D. The Nocturnal. Then, the rest of us saw something happen to Lincoln, he let out an animalistic growl, as his canine teeth turned into fangs, light brown fur covered his abnormally large and powerful upper and lower body muscles, his nails grew into sharp claws, he now had a wolf's muzzle complete with a wolf's black nose, his ears turn into pointed werewolf ears, the black pupils of his eyes turned into slits, but he still retains the deep sapphire blue iris, his outfit, jewelry, and weapons, along with his white hair and blue lightning bolt highlights on his bangs, and the massive deep blue angel wings with super lightning and stars and blue nebulae reflecting in them. Then, Lincoln sprouted out eleven long, massive, and powerful blue fur werewolf tails. Then, he'd let out a powerful howl. Lincoln has transformed into his new werewolf hero form, Lincoln The Nocturnal.
The rest of us saw it, and we were stunned, and when the girls in Lincoln's harem saw it, they were already blushing like crazy.
Nico: Whoa, looks like Lincoln's acquired his own Nocturnal Werewolf form, that's awesome.
Lincoln: (Beastly Voice) That's right, Nico.
Me: (Beastly Voice) And I did have a hand in this one, Nico. Plus, having another werewolf hero out fighting crime under the full moon isn't a bad idea.
Lincoln: You said it, now, let's get them.
Me and Lincoln went after the werewolf-turned hired thugs, and we brutally pummeled them into the dirt. Then, Lincoln used his spell from when he cured Anthony Romulus, and fired a powerful blast of silver light at them, curing them, and we tied them up with neon energy ropes. Then, Lincoln turned to Cybelle.
Lincoln: You don't understand that your dangerous obsession with my future wife has harmed her and everyone around her. But, I think it's time to cure you of that delusional obsession, Cybelle.
Lincoln fired powerful blasts of water from his massive wings, and they entombed Cybelle inside of a massive ball of water. Then, we saw something come right out of her, it was Cybelle's obsession over Tuesday Simmons, and it transformed into Dark Cybelle. He got Cybelle out of the ball of water, then, he fired a blast of light at Dark Cybelle, and it destroyed her completely. The water ball disappeared, as we went up to Cybelle. When she realized what she'd done, she broke down crying. Lincoln then comforted her by hugging her, it hurt us to see her break down like that.
She got over her obsession with Tuesday Simmons, and over time, she's continuing to get better, and she offered her congratulations to Tuesday and Lincoln, who are going to be married in the future. We returned home, and I changed back, but before Lincoln could change back, all the girls in his harem went up to him, and they cuddled with him, as he let out a small growl from the cuddling, he had a red blush on his muzzle, and his eleven long and massive wolf tails were wagging like crazy, and they even shared a kiss with Lincoln, as he hugged them in his abnormally large and powerful muscular arms.
Nico: Wow, the girls in his harem are definitely loving what happened to him.
Me: You said it, dude, and if any moron tries to mess with them, he'll pummel them into the dirt.
Lincoln: (Laughs) Yeah, that's exactly what I'll do to them, alright.
After the cuddling ended, Lincoln changed back, but he now has the ability to change into his Lincoln the Nocturnal form at will, and we already know of his ability to sprout tails, but he also equips them with large suction cup proboscis to suck out information from enemies, or stingers to pierce them in their chest, arms, legs, and back, paralyzing them and sucking out their powers and abilities, and make them his own, and the same goes for the rest of us.
Later back at the estate we were watching TV. Then Lincoln came down and he was dressed in his fur parka and he was shivering like crazy.
Me: Lincoln are you alright?
Karai: First, Muriel get sick. And now Lincoln?!
Lincoln was shivering like a massage chair set on maximum.
Me: Man Lincoln you look really cold!
Lincoln: (Shivering) I c-c-c-can't s-s-s-s-seem to g-g-get myself warm!
I looked at the thermostat and it was 73˚Fahrenheit in the living room.
Me: Well the thermostat is working. How long has this been going on Lincoln?
Lincoln: I d-d-d-don't know. Ever since I got up this morning I j-j-j-just can't seem to get warm.
Lincoln touched my back and then I felt a massively extremely cold chill rush up my spin and then my head was enveloped in a block of ice.
Me: WHOA!
I flared up my fire and thawed out.
Me: Holy crap! I've heard of ghosts sending shivers up your spine but this takes the cake.
Eli: Yeah that is really cold.
Danny Phantom: This is very familiar
Knightmon: Lincoln was fine when he did his rescue earlier!
Me: That is unusual. Let me see here.
I looked at Lincoln with my Infrared Vision and it showed that his body temperature was pitch black in the center of his chest and it was at -430˚fahrenheit. Almost at absolute zero.
Me: WHOA! Lincoln your heart is at -430˚.
Danny Phantom: I think I know what this is. This is a new ghost power for Lincoln.
Me: A new Ghost Power?
Eli: Cool! What is it?
Danny Phantom: I definitely know this kind of power. It's what happened when I faced Undergrowth. It's Cryokinesis.
Me: He's about to develop ice powers.
Ruckus: You better not freeze the whole Estate.
Nico: Yeah I don't think our heaters are that big enough.
Lincoln: I'm t-t-trying not to.
Lola: Lets try warming him up.
Lola flared up her fire aura and heated Lincoln up as much as she could but the fire was still not enough.
Eli: Maybe watching TV will help out.
We turned on the TV and we saw a mysterious gold hat.
Me: Wow look at that.
Professor Frith: This legendary hat was made of solid gold and was kept by a secret society of monks. No one has ever seen the hat. No one, except a legendary explorer who made a map leading to the Forbidden Hat of Gold.
Bai Tza: That hat looks very familiar.
Nico: It's amazing though.
Me: I've never seen a hat made of pure gold before.
Rarity: It would make an amazing fashion accessory for my next fashion line.
Professor Frith: But the map and the hat have never been found. That explorer was this man.
We saw a picture of Eustace's brother Horst.
Francesca: That's Great Uncle Horst!
Me: Eustace, I didn't know your brother found that hat.
Eli: That's amazing.
Sureshot: I'm really proud of you for trying to heat Lincoln up, Lola.
Lola: Hey, me, Lori, and Lynn might be the Trinity of Violence but we also care about Lincoln very much!
Lynn: Yeah! I'm not like my dark self.
Me: That's good. Very good deed you are doing.
Lola: Just because I've done terrible things in the past doesn't mean I love my family.
Me: That's a relief.
Nico: Yeah. But wow. I didn't know Eustace's brother was a great explorer.
Francesca: You should see all the things he did. His money is what gave us an awesome house here at the estate.
Courage: It sure did. Also his brother ruined a goat's home.
Lincoln: I remember that. That was crazy.
Lynn Sr.: Was this around the time Muriel hurt her back really bad?
Laney: It sure was dad.
Bai Tza: Yeah that was nuts.
Crankcase: J.D., you know it's your turn to lead today, right?
Me: Yes I do and I think Professor Frith gave us our next awesome adventure.
Francesca: Yep to find the Forbidden Hat of Gold.
Lori: You guys go on the next mission. Me, Lynn, and Lola will stay with Lincoln to help make him feel better. Even if it means missing out on the chance to kick bad guy ass.
Maria: (to me) What do you think, J.D.? Should we leave Lori, Lynn, and Lola here with Lincoln or bring Lincoln on the next mission anyway?
Me: It's really thoughtful that you girls want to help Lincoln with this cold spell. But this is exactly like what happened with Luna and Dana. They suffered extreme spells of cold and they turned into Luna Frost and Dana Ice as a result.
Luna: He's right. I remember that dudes.
Dana: I do too. That was amazing.
Arrietty: I can tell. That is amazing.
Eli: It sure was.
Abomination, Trumbipular, Mr. Mittens, Yenaldooshi, Dark Turtles, Biowulf, Skalamander, Control Freak, Scorpion and Knightbrace appeared.
Abomination: Can me, Trumbipular, Mr. Mittens, Yenaldooshi, Dark Turtles, Biowulf, Skalamander, Control Freak, Scorpion and Knightbrace go with you guys on this treasure hunt?
Me: You all sure can.
Control Freak: What are we going to try and find this time?
Nicole: We're going to find a legendary Forbidden Hat of Gold that Eustace's Brother found ages ago.
Francesca: Yep. And it was a strange solid gold hat kept in a secret society of monks. Be right back.
Francesca went to her room and came back with a map.
Nicole: Whoa so this is the map. The island it's at is located in the middle of the Gulf of Mexico.
Nico: Wow that's interesting.
Mr. Mittens: This is gonna be amazing. (See's Lincoln shivering) What's wrong with Lincoln?
Skalamander: Is he cold?
Me: He's shaking like a massage chair. This is exactly like what happened when Danny Phantom was getting his ice powers.
Scorpion: Get outta here. Lincoln's getting Ice Powers?
Nico: That's what J.D. says.
We were off to Nowhere yet again.
NOWHERE, KANSAS
We arrived at the Bagge Farm.
Helga Sinclair: Here we are back in Nowhere.
Francesca: Yep we're just here to pick up some supplies before we head out to the Gulf of Mexico. Believe it or not guys, we've been on a treasure hunt like this before.
Me: Did you really Francesca?
Francesca: Yep and it was a harrowing adventure.
Nicole: Wow. Then you must know what these monks are that have this hat.
Francesca: I sure do. They are a secret society of monks that ABSOLUTELY DESPISE vanity and greed with a massive vengeance.
Me: Boy I don't blame them. Greed and Vanity or Pride are 2 of the big Cardinal Sins.
Nico: Yeah no kidding.
Lincoln: (Shivering) So cold!
Scorpion: Look on the bright side, Lincoln. At least you still have your powers this time.
Lincoln: (Shivering) That's true. But I'm gonna be going with you guys still.
Me: Are you sure Lincoln? You look like you're about to turn into a block of ice.
Lincoln: I'll be all right J.D.
Danny Phantom: Lincoln let me show you something.
Danny showed his ice powers and he formed a sword made of pure ice and he slashed a wall in the farmhouse.
Lincoln: WHOA! That is amazing!
Clyde: I didn't know you could do that Danny!
Me: Yeah that was awesome.
Danny Phantom: Thanks. I went to Frostbite and he helped me out when I was getting these powers too. He told me this valuable lesson. The power doesn't control me, I control the power.
Me: That would make a very good mantra.
Eli: It sure would.
Lincoln: I'll have to remember that.
Francesca went upstairs to grab some things.
Ground Man: Alright. Let's get going.
Francesca: I'm all set!
She came down with hiking clothes and gear on and she had Eustace's Laser Gun, Big Bob with her!
Me: WHOA! You look ready for action Francesca.
Francesca: I sure do.
Eli: Is that a Neutronic Laser Gun?
Francesca: It sure is. This is Great Uncle Horst's laser rifle Big Bob.
Eustace: Now you be careful with that Francesca.
Francesca: I will Grandpa Eustace. You want to come with us?
Eustace: Normally I would when it involves gold and such. But not this time. I tried my run at that hat and it wasn't pretty.
Me: Oh right Bai Tza told us about that. Okay.
Francesca: Lets go get that hat!
Daring Do: This is gonna be a great story for my next book.
Rainbow Dash: AWESOME!
Me: Lets go!
We were off to the Gulf of Mexico.
GULF OF MEXICO
We on the island in the Gulf of Mexico.
Skalamander: That was very mature of Eustace to turn down a hunt for gold like that.
Nico: Yeah it sure was. Normally he would be all greedy and money hungry like that. But I guess he learned a lesson from the hat the first time.
Eli: He sure did.
Laney: I'm glad he did.
King Dedede: Oh, man! I can't wait to find that hat of gold!
Nicole: This hat will make an amazing find.
We trekked on.
Scorpion: Bai Tza what was Horst Bagge like?
Bai Tza: I never met him myself but I heard he was a great explorer and a hunter. He was very skilled in lots of adventures.
Francesca: Yeah he was awesome. He found all kinds of amazing places and artifacts and went after all kinds of amazing creatures.
Fluttershy: Oh I would not like that.
Nico: Don't say stuff like that around Fluttershy, Francesca. She's very sensitive when it comes to hunters.
Francesca: Sorry.
Control Freak: Which video game monster should I summon for this treasure hunt?
Nicole: Good question. How about an army of Aecyto Weevil's from Chrono Trigger?
Control Freak: Great choice.
He summoned an army of said creatures.
Nicole: We're here.
We saw that we were at a temple.
Me: Wow.
Eli: Look at that.
We then saw a sign in front of the entrance.
Me: Whomever steps inside this place must vanity and greed erase, for if you're vain well that's no good. Signed all of us who wear a hood. P.S. We warned you.
Nico: That sounds like a poem warning.
Laney: Yeah it is. It means people that love themselves and money more than anything else are not welcome here at all.
Fubuki Kakuyoko: Let's keep an eye out for any traps.
Me: Noted. Francesca where was the hat the last time you were here?
Francesca: Follow me.
We followed Francesca into a cave and we went down a series of tunnels and on a head dummy in a pillar of light was THE FORBIDDEN HAT OF GOLD!
Nico: Whoa there it is!
Eli: Wow!
Me: The Forbidden Hat of Gold.
Daring Do: It's magnificent.
It was a hat that looked like Eustace's hat but it was made of 100% pure gold.
Nico: What a beautiful hat.
Laney: It's amazing that it's a hat made of solid gold.
Yenaldooshi: Let me sniff for any traps. This looks too easy.
Daring Do: It sure does look too easy.
Yenaldooshi sniffed out some traps and he found one.
Yenaldooshi: These monks are clever. They will come to the entrance if the hat is disturbed and the cave will spring a bunch of traps to smash us.
Francesca: Last time we were here, Grandpa Eustace took the hat and we went down a bunch of tunnels and got pelted by pies, smashed by spring-loaded boxing gloves, nearly fell off a cliff into lava and nearly got flattened by a giant watermelon. Then the monks tried to sacrifice grandma Muriel to their golem.
Me: That must be the target we're after.
Anastasia (Cinderella): I have a feeling that we're about find out some information about Eustace's brother here.
Me: I think so too.
Francesca then suddenly had a vision that lead into the past!
She saw what happened to Horst when he found the hat.
Trumbipular: I have a feeling there's some dark stuff about Eustace's brother that we don't know about.
Francesca gasped.
Nico: Francesca what's wrong!?
Me: By the way you gasped I can tell that it's not good.
Francesca: No it's not. I found out why Horst died. It was because that hat did him in.
We gasped in shock.
Francesca: He got the hat here and then the monks here sacrificed him in front of their Golem and he got squished.
BIG TIME SHOCK!
Daring: Oh man!
Akira Nijino: I guess this temple was his place to die.
Me: I guess so. But we're not like that.
Daring Do: The world needs to know about this hat. It belongs in a museum.
Rainbow Dash: I agree.
Me: This is turning out to be like in Indiana Jones and The Temple of Doom. After we take the hat, prepare for battle.
Francesca: Right.
Mr. Mittens: Wait. There has to be more dark stuff about Eustace's brother that we should know about!
Bai Tza: You're right. There is.
Bai Tza told us about what he did with his box full of money and even how he ruined the home of the Goats on Mount Nowhere. As well as how he was a total bully to Eustace and why he and Eustace never got along at all. When she was done we were shocked.
Eli: Now I see why Eustace became such a total jerk! Horst would always bully him.
Me: Yeah.
Bai Tza: Yes he does. But he doesn't know how his brother died.
Francesca: Grandpa Eustace said he couldn't care less. He HATES Great Uncle Horst more than life itself.
Nico: Geez. They really do hate each other's guts with a merciless vengeance.
Eli: You aren't kidding.
Arrietty: That is one deadly grudge.
Allie Wilde: Very unhealthy too.
Me: No kidding.
Thorn: Lincoln, how are you feeling?
Lincoln: (Much better) I'm much better now. Danny's words helped a lot.
Me: I can tell. Just remember that your power is part of who you are and you must work together with your powers in order for you to achieve balance.
Nico: Very spiritualistic.
Knightbrace: Wait. Something's happening to Lincoln!
We then saw Lincoln transform!
He was enveloped in a massive flash of light and then he was enveloped in a massive vortex of ice and lightning and it formed into a lightning and snowy phoenix with a dragon. When the vortex faded, Lincoln emerged forever changed!
(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)
Lincoln looked like he was 21 years old and now had longer white hair that had yellow and blue highlights that looked like lightning and snow. Emblazoned in the middle of his forehead he had a thunderbird and it had a Yuki-Onna in front of it and she was holding the kanji for Ice in one hand and the kanji for Thunder in the other. And he had earrings in the shape of the kanji for Ice Thunder on a snowflake. He had a blue shirt with lightning and snow on it and he had blue pants with fire, lightning and snow on them and he had blue combat boots and then he had a blue sleeveless trench coat with lightning, snow and ice on it as well as a howling blizzard. He had blue angel wings made of pure ice and the feathers had lightning surging through them and on the trench coat written in lightning was the kanji for "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Lightning Storms, Furious Master of the Ice and Cold, Tamer of The White Buffalo of Snow, Warrior of the Snow, The Weather, and the Thirteen Elemental Forces, Man With A Plan, Golden-Hearted Brother of 16 Siblings, and Golden-Hearted Lover, Father, Son, and Husband."
リンカーン・ランドン・ラウド、ヒノンのチャンピオンと使者、雷雨のマスター、氷と寒さの猛烈なマスター、雪の白い水牛の調教師、雪の戦士、天気、そして十三の元素軍、計画のある男、 十六人の兄弟の黄金の心の兄弟、そして黄金の心の恋人、父、息子、そして夫。
He had transformed into his most powerful transformation ever: SUPER ANGEL-EBONWU INFINITY THUNDERSNOW BUFFALO ANGEL OF FROZEN LIGHTNING JUSTICE!
Me: WHOA!
Nico: Wow! Lincoln you look really awesome!
Lincoln's girls could not believe how hot he looked! They had blood dripping from their noses.
Disk Wars Magneto: Lincoln? How do you feel?
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Thundersnow Voice) I feel amazing Erik. This power is amazing. Now I see what J.D. was going through when he faced Xehanort. This power is incredible.
Me: You look awesome as a Super Angel-Ebonwu Infinity Lincoln.
Nico: We're very proud of you buddy.
Laney: That's our brother.
Lana: Way to go Lincoln!
Dark Don: Amazing! Your temperature isn't at freezing level anymore but you now have ice powers!
Dark Leo: But the good thing is that you're not shivering anymore.
Dark Raph: And now, you can feel warm again.
Dark Mikey: Can I see you use ice in your ghost form?
Lincoln: Never tried that with my ghost form. Lets see.
Lincoln went Ghost and he turned into SUPER LINCOLN PHANTOM! He had a black version of his entire outfit on.
Me: WHOA!
Nico: AWESOME!
Lincoln fired a massive blast of ice and it hit a cave wall and froze the entire room instantaneously!
Me: WHOA! That is awesome!
Nico: YEAH! Lets get the hat and get out of here before the cave collapses from Lincoln's power.
I then grabbed the hat and the cave rumbed.
Mai (Avatar): Looks like we just alerted the landlords.
Me: Lets blow them back with our entrance.
Nico: YEAH!
We flew out of the cave.
The monks were waiting when suddenly…
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
A massive blue fire explosion of snow, ice and lightning exploded out of the cave and blew the monks far back and a Thunderbird's cry was heard and we came out of the explosion ready for action!
Monk: What naughty people you are! You should not to have touched the golden hat!
Me: For your information you hooded crone, that hat deserves to be shared with the world so people can know that it exists.
Francesca: That's right you old buzzard!
Me: You want the hat? Come and take it! It's being shared with the world.
Roxy Rocket, Sportsmaster, Grodd, Pied Piper, White Lightning, Ben Ravencroft, The Six Gum Gang, Enchantress, Samon Shakekisutanchin, Thundermon, Bluto, Torch Tiger, The Stitch Sisters, Ship Org and Ai Shen the Evil Empress appeared.
Me: Roxy Rocket, Sportsmaster, Grodd, Pied Piper, White Lightning, Ben Ravencroft, The Six Gum Gang, Enchantress, Samon Shakekisutanchin and Thundermon.
Roxy Rocket: I take it you guys got the hat.
May: Of course we did.
Sportsmaster: That's good.
William: But now, we have these monks to deal wtih.
Me: And don't forget their golem god too.
Pied Piper: Like they're gonna be any match for you guys!
Grodd: (to me) Didn't you also go to Nowhere this morning for the rescue?
Me: We sure did. But it was the reliving of an adventure Bai Tza and her group went on.
Grodd: Muriel getting sick with an uncommon cold?
Me: Yep.
White Lightning: I think Lincoln went to Nowhere for his rescue as well.
Me: He sure did and it was a mission to the Sun.
Nico: It was a weird one. We had to change a light bulb in the sun to stop it from going out.
?: That is weird.
A figure came out and it was JASHINGER from episodes 25, 41 and 44 of Zyuohger!
Jashinger is the main antagonist in episode 25 of the 2016 TV series Doubutsu Sentai Zyuohger. He is one of the Players of Team Quval. His Blood Game is to create a photo album by using his Gekishutter camera to trap people in photos.
He was voiced by Yasuhiro Takato, who is well-known to voice as Yamoh in Mahou Tsukai Pretty Cure!. Also he previously voiced JJ Jetton, SS Sutatanzo, a Copy Org, Quotaian Dagonel, Sorcery Priest Meemy, Tsuneki, a Straw Banki, Fandaho of Nonsense, Daiyarl, Mushikagoloid, Debo Vaacance and later voiced Demeran Yatmis and Carantula.
History
Jashinger made his first appearance on Planet Earth where he witness everyone including Misao getting a Happy Camera just to take pictures. Well these cameras has the ability to trap its victims into photo. Reasons why they were used in Jashinger's blood game which is taking pictures and trapping one million people in the photographs to create a photo album.
A while later he appeared at a park where the ones that got the camera are looking friends and he smack one of them out of the way. Until he asked by Bangray of what he does was doing. But this kind of interrogation hasn't been notice by Quval and orders Jashinger to continue the Blood Game while he deal with Bangray for mocking it.
A while later he used his combo as he taken a picture of a scared Japanese civilian trapping him in a photograph to complete his album. So Leo transformed and battle Jashinger, but one problem if he gets in the line of sight of the camera he'll be trapped in the photo along with the other trapped civilians. So with that said Jashinger left the area to continue photo-taking more Japanese civilians.
As this goes on he manage trap more people including the Zyuohgers in his photograph completing his first volume of his photo album. However both Misao and Leo found out his weakness, because the victims has to stay still for him to take their photos well they won't. So they used their weapons on Jashinger's Gekishutter and destroyed it thus freeing the trap civilians. After that Jashinger battles the team. After that he was then placed on top of his Tripod Claw by the team then she was spun on it while being defeated by Zyuoh the Burst.
However thanks to Naria she inserted a continue medal in Jashinger's Shutter Release trigger making him grow to giant size where he battles Tousai Zyuoh and Wild Zyuoh King. However they manage to tie Jashinger up. After that they used Wild Tousai King and finished Jashinger off with Zyuoh Direct Straight.
Yamato: Jashinger!
Jashinger: Nice to see you again Rangers.
Me: I remember you! You were sent on a blood game to create a photo album out of people you captured with your camera.
Jashinger: That's right. Good memory on you.
Me: Never missed an episode.
Jashinger: Mind if I take a picture of you and Nudia?
Judia: You know we won't be trapped in your photos for long, right?
Jashinger: I know. But I'm just taking a picture of you two for fun.
Me: Okay.
We smiled and he took a picture of us and it came out good and we weren't trapped in a picture. We looked awesome.
Me: So cute. Lets get these battles on.
We got them on.
Battle 1: Danny Phantom, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Triple Berry, Undead Skylanders, Lightning Lisa, Mysticons, Digimon Frontier Digidestined, Crankcase and Ruckus VS Roxanne Sutton A.K.A. Roxy Rocket
Roxy Rocket was first.
Roxy Rocket: (to Danny) Is what happened to Lincoln really the same thing that happened to you?
Danny: Yeah it sure was. I started getting extreme cold spells and then I started developing these ice powers. I had no idea what was causing it until I went to Frostbite to help me out.
Starlight Glimmer: Lincoln now has both lightning and ice powers. How cool is that?
Cozy Glow: That is so cool! Lincoln is now more awesome than ever.
Triple Berry: Boy no kidding. But lets not give him a swollen head.
Hex: Ghost sends shivers down your spine is no longer just a saying now.
Lightning Lisa: That is indeed true.
Arkayna: It's so awesome that Lincoln has ice powers too.
Zarya: It sure is awesome.
Takuya: Yeah it sure is.
Tommy (Digimon): I think so too. Now me and the spirits of Ice have an awesome teammate.
Roxy Rocket: That is definitely true. Lets do it!
They fired waves of energy, elements, magic and bones and smashed her down.
Danny Phantom: OH YEAH!
Starlight Glimmer: That was amazing!
Battle 2: Lightning, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Pickle & Barley Barrel, Air Skylanders, Air Lincoln, Slugterra, Dinozaurs, Helga Sinclair and Marie Kanker Loud VS Sportsmaster
Sportsmaster was next.
Sportsmaster: (to Lightning) The next time any of you guys don't feel well, you should stay home.
Lightning: This wasn't a sickness that was affecting Lincoln. It was the emergence of a brand new Ghost Power. Danny went through the exact same thing himself.
Rainbow Dash: Yeah he sure did. This was ice powers that were emerging.
Scootaloo: It was so cool! Lincoln now has ice and lightning powers.
Pickle Barrel: It's so amazing that Danny went through this same thing.
Barley Barrel: Yeah his experience with this really helped him out.
Sportmaster: Oh that's right Lincoln is now half-ghost and ghosts have control over ice too. Wow! That is amazing.
Whirlwind: It sure is something. Lincoln is one amazing kid.
Air Lincoln: My counterpart now has awesome ghost, lightning and ice powers. So awesome.
Eli Shane: That is really awesome.
Trixie Sting: I think it's really cool that Lincoln has all these amazing powers.
Dino Tyranno: It sure is amazing.
Dino Brachio: It sure is something.
Sportsmaster: That sure is something. And Danny's experiences with this really came through for him big time. I'm proud of him. Lets do it!
Dino Tyranno: Dino Tyranno! Power Of The Ancients! Silver Sword! Dino Knight, ready! Lets do it!
Dino Brachio: Dino Brachio, power of the Ancients! Axe of Valor! Dino Knight, ready!
Dino Tricera: Dino Tricera, power of the Ancients! Tricera Spears of Jade! Dino Knight, ready!
Dino Stego: Dino Stego, power of the Ancients! Stego Skeletal Revolution! Dino Knight, ready!
Dino Mammoth: Dino Mammoth, power of the Ancients! Mammoth Tusks of Vigor! Dino Knight, ready!
Dino Kenty: Dino Kenty, power of the Ancients! Kenty Skeletal Drill! Dino Knight, ready!
Dino Ptera: Dino Ptera, power of the Ancients! Ptera Bristle Boomerang! Dino Knight, ready!
Dino Styraco: Dino Styraco, power of the Ancients! Styraco Sword of Stealth! Dino Knight, ready!
Dino Sabre: Dino Sabre, power of the Ancients! Sabre Wailing Whip! Dino Knight, ready!
Dino Pachy: Dino Pachy, power of the Ancients! Pachy Spike Sword! Dino Knight, ready!
Dino Centro: Dino Centro, power of the Ancients! Fossil Moon Sword! Dino Knight, ready!
Dino Ichtyo: Dino Icthyo, power of the Ancients! Trident of the Tides! Dino Knight, ready!
Dino Arch: Dino Arch, power of the Ancients! Arch Bone Shield! Dino Knight, ready!
They fired waves of elements, wind, lightning and energy and smashed him down.
Lightning: SHA-BLAM! That was a victory!
Rainbow Dash: That was AWESOME!
Battle 3: Gwen, Princess Luna, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Ink Rose, Dark Skylanders, Shadow Lucy, Dinozaurs, Beast Morphers, Ra's Al Ghul and Ground Man VS Pied Piper
Pied Piper was next.
Pied Piper: (to Gwen) Who did J.D. rescue this time?
Gwen: Her name is Judia and she is a Flowkelp.
Princess Luna: She has amazing hair made entirely out of kelp.
Snowdrop: She sure does ad she is amazing at what she can do underwater.
Gari: She would make an awesome member of the Neptune Crusaders.
Ink Rose: I think so too.
Moonlight Raven: She sure would make a great member for them.
Blackout: I agree with you there.
Shadow Lucy: I agree too.
Dino Ptera: She is smart and gifted with her kelp.
Dino Sabre: I agree with you there too.
Devon: Judia is an amazing girl for J.D. and friends.
Zoey Reeves: She sure is.
Pied Piper: I agree with you too. Lets do it!
Dino Tyranno: Dino Tyranno! Power Of The Ancients! Silver Sword! Dino Knight, ready! Lets do it!
Dino Brachio: Dino Brachio, power of the Ancients! Axe of Valor! Dino Knight, ready!
Dino Tricera: Dino Tricera, power of the Ancients! Tricera Spears of Jade! Dino Knight, ready!
Dino Stego: Dino Stego, power of the Ancients! Stego Skeletal Revolution! Dino Knight, ready!
Dino Mammoth: Dino Mammoth, power of the Ancients! Mammoth Tusks of Vigor! Dino Knight, ready!
Dino Kenty: Dino Kenty, power of the Ancients! Kenty Skeletal Drill! Dino Knight, ready!
Dino Ptera: Dino Ptera, power of the Ancients! Ptera Bristle Boomerang! Dino Knight, ready!
Dino Styraco: Dino Styraco, power of the Ancients! Styraco Sword of Stealth! Dino Knight, ready!
Dino Sabre: Dino Sabre, power of the Ancients! Sabre Wailing Whip! Dino Knight, ready!
Dino Pachy: Dino Pachy, power of the Ancients! Pachy Spike Sword! Dino Knight, ready!
Dino Centro: Dino Centro, power of the Ancients! Fossil Moon Sword! Dino Knight, ready!
Dino Ichtyo: Dino Icthyo, power of the Ancients! Trident of the Tides! Dino Knight, ready!
Dino Arch: Dino Arch, power of the Ancients! Arch Bone Shield! Dino Knight, ready!
Beast Morpher Rangers: IT'S MORPHIN TIME! ACTIVATE BEAST POWER! HA!
They transformed!
Devon: "Cheetah Beast Power, Red Ranger!"
Ravi: "Gorilla Beast Power, Blue Ranger!"
Zoey: "Jackrabbit Beast Power, Yellow Ranger!"
Nate: "Mantis Beast Power, Gold Ranger!"
Steel: "Scarab Beast Power, Silver Ranger!"
All: "Unleash The Beast! POWER RANGERS BEAST MORPHERS!"
KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready for action!
They fired waves of energy, darkness and lasers and smashed him down!
Gwen: Oh that was amazing!
Princess Luna: A true victory of the night!
Battle 4: Donkey Kong, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Life Skylanders, Plant Lola, W.I.T.C.H., Viva Piñata, Meta Knight and King Dedede VS Gorilla Grodd
Grodd was next.
Grodd: (to Donkey Kong) Judia would get along great with Plant Lola.
Donkey Kong: I agree there and she would get along great with all of the plant users as well as make a great member of the Neptune Crusaders.
Fluttershy: I agree there myself.
Tornado Bolt: I do too. She can do all kinds of stuff with her kelp and underwater.
Stealth Elf: I think it's really cool too.
Plant Lola: And you're right we do get along great.
Will Vandom: It's awesome.
Irma Lair: You got that right.
Hudson Horastachio: I think it's great too!
Fergy Fudgehog: I do too.
Grodd: Indeed. Lets do it!
Will Vandom: GUARDIANS UNITE!
The Guardians transformed!
Irma: WATER!
Taranee: FIRE!
Cornelia: EARTH!
Hay Lin: AIR!
They fired waves of energy and elements and leaves, flowers and grass and smashed him down.
Donkey Kong: (HOWLS AND POUNDS HIS CHEST IN VICTORY)
Fluttershy: That was fun.
Battle 5: Princess Frosta, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Kerfuffle, Water Skylanders, Liquid Leni, Kyurangers, Roger Rabbit, Jessica Rabbit, Detective Valient, RD Lana and Fubuki Kakuyoko VS White Lightning
White Lightning was next.
White Lightning: (to Frosta) Hard to believe that Eustace's brother is actually a scumbag.
Princess Frosta: I know what a shock! But we've already known about that ever since Francesca joined the team.
Rarity: Indeed darling and she told us so much about all her adventures in Nowhere.
Sweetie Belle: It's amazing that Horst was an amazing explorer and hunter as well as a total scumbag.
Kerfuffle: (Minnesota Accent) He gives all people like that a really bad name doncha know.
Gill Grunt: He sure does. What a total monster.
Liquid Leni: And his personality and those clothes he had on totes clash something terrible.
Lucky: He gives all explorers a really bad name.
Garo: He sure does.
Raptor 283: And the worst part is that he bullied Eustace all the time from when they were kids on up.
Roger Rabbit: Yeah they hated each others guts.
Jessica Rabbit: Not pleasant at all.
Det. Valient: If he was still alive he would be punished accordingly to the full extent of the law.
White Lightning: You got that right. Lets do it!
SEIZA CHANGE!
Kyurangers: STAR CHANGE!
They transformed.
Lucky: Super Star! Shishi Red!
Stinger: Poison Star! Sasori Orange!
Garo: Beast Star! Ookami Blue!
Balance: Trick Star! Tenbin Gold!
Champ: Ring Star! Oushi Black!
Naga Ray: Silent Star! Hebitsukai Silver!
Hammie: Shinobi Star! Chamaeleon Green!
Raptor 283: Speed Star! Washi Pink!
Spada: Food Mei-Star! Kaijiki Yellow!
Shou Ronpo: Dragon Ma-Star! Ryu Commander!
Kotoro: Big Star! Koguma Skyblue!
Tsurugi: Space Bu-Star! Honou Soldier!
Kyurangers: The ultimate saviors! Uchu Sentai Kyuranger!
KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
A massive explosion erupted behind them and they were ready for action.
Lucky: Time to test your luck.
They fired waves of energy, magic, jewels, ice and water and smashed her down.
Princess Frosta: Take that!
Rarity: Rapture darling that was grand!
Lucky: We will take back the galaxy.
Battle 6: Sakura Avalon, Twilight Sparkle, Luster Dawn, Magic Skylanders, Phineas & Ferb, Star Butterfy, Marco, Jackie Lynn, Sabrina, Janna, Moon, RD Lisa Loud and Anastasia (Cinderella) VS Enchantress (Marvel)
Enchantress was next.
Enchantress: (to Sakura) If Eustace's brother was willing to ruin so many lives, he really is no better then Lady Tremaine.
Sakura Avalon: Yeah no kidding. He's also the reason why Eustace became such a jerk!
Twilight Sparkle: No kidding. It was because of Horst that he became a money-hungry, spiteful and resentful jerk.
Luster Dawn: He gives all loving brothers everywhere a bad name.
Spyro: Yeah no kidding. What a monster.
Phineas: Yeah and if he does return like we have faced many villains in the past, he's gonna get the worst reprimanding of his life.
Star Butterfly: You got that right!
Marco Diaz: Yeah I would never treat my little sister like that!
Jackie Lynn: That is not cool.
Janna: I was just about to say the same thing.
Moon Butterfly: (British Accent) I agree with you there.
Sabrina: (SVTFOE) I agree too. It's not cool.
Enchantress: I agree with you all there. Lets do it!
They fired waves of magic and elements and smashed her down.
Sakura Avalon: OH YEAH!
Twilight Sparkle: That was amazing!
Battle 7: Right Suzuki (ToQger), Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Kick Buttowski, Angry Birds, Akira Nijino and Numbuh 274 VS The Six Gum Gang
The Six Gum Gang was next.
Runt: (to Right) Nurse Joy is gonna have her hands full when she gets back to New Bark Town.
Lunk: Yeah! Her Pokemon Center is probably filled with unhappy patients.
Goof: Maybe Numbuh 3 can help her out with that.
Right Suzuki: Yeah that's a good idea.
Applejack: It sure is a good idea. But yeah the Pokemon Center there is gonna have one nasty conniption when she gets back.
Apple Bloom: Boy you're not kidding sis.
Flashwing: To make matters worse is that those stupid Team Rocket Scientists had the audacity to go after one of the many Nurse Joy's in the Pokemon World.
Stone Luna: Not cool dudes.
Kick Buttowski: Yeah you're not kidding there.
Kendall Perkins: Yeah what a bunch of jerks.
Red: They deserve to either die or be in prison.
Chuck: You got that right.
Bomb: Absolutely.
Dixie: You're not kidding there.
Wilbur: Yeah bunch of nimrods!
Runt: Yep. Lets do it!
They fired waves of energy, earth, apples, rock and crystal and smashed them down.
Right Suzuki: ALL RIGHT!
Applejack: YEEHAW! That was great!
Battle 8: Shannon Deluth Sanderson Loud, Pinkie Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Steel Lynn, Bobobo Bo Bo Bobo, Signers, Thorn and Misty Tredwell VS Ben Ravencroft
Ben Ravencroft was next.
Ben Ravencroft: (to Shannon) Are you kidding me?! Those Team Rocket scientists actually had the nerve to Gene-Slam a Nurse Joy into a Blissey?!
Shannon: I'm afraid we're not kidding Ben. Those Team Rocket Scientists have REALLY crossed the line big time!
Pinkie Pie: Those party poopers have really made things worse this time!
Featherweight: They sure have and it will end badly for them too!
Sprocket: Yeah you got that right!
Steel Lynn: We'll find every last one of those monsters and smash their heads and faces in!
Bobobo: I'll splatter them all over with boogers.
Yusei: I'll banish them to the Warp.
Akiza: Same with me!
Ben Ravencroft: Me too. Lets do it!
They fired waves of magic, gears, metal, lightning and energy and smashed him down.
Shannon: OH YEAH!
Pinkie Pie: BEST USUAL BATTLE EVER!
Battle 9: Power Pack (Marvel), Princess Celestia, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Light Lily, Ripping Friends, Ecco, Disk Wars Magneto and Disk Wars Deadpool VS Samon Shakekisutanchin
Samon Shakekisutanchin was next.
Samon Shakekisutanchin: (to Power Pack) What are you guys gonna do with the Hat?
Lightspeed: We're going to give it to a museum to share with the entire world.
Zero-G: Yeah they have a right to know about it like many people of the world do.
Energizer: They sure do.
Mass Master: Yeah I agree there too.
Princess Celestia: If you ask me, these monks are very hypocritical keeping such a magnificent relic for themselves here.
Amber Morning cooed in agreement.
Spotlight: That is true. They are essentially breaking their own poem.
Light Lily: (Raspberries)
Crag: Yeah that hat belongs in a museum.
Chunk: It needs to be shared with the world.
Rip: It doesn't belong here.
Slab: Yeah it needs to be shared with the world.
Ecco: I agree too.
Samon Shakekisutanchin: I agree with you all too. Lets do it!
Crag: Come on fellas!
Ripping Friends: IT'S RIPPING TIME!
The Ripping Friends smashed and pulverized Samon all over with incredible force and everyone else smashed and blasted him all over with light and water and smashed him down.
Zero-G: OH YEAH!
Princess Celestia: That was so awesome!
Battle 10: Sage, Sunset Shimmer, Pip-Squeak, Fire Skylanders, Fire Lori, Ronin Warriors, Iron Giant, Hogarth, Mai (Avatar), and Lusamine vs Thundermon
Thundermon was next.
Thundermon: (to Sage) Those monks brought the upcoming beating on themselves when they chose to fight you guys. You're only acting in self-defense.
Sage: I agree with you there and they have no right to keep a magnificent golden hat like that all for themselves.
Pip-Squeak: (British Accent) I agree with you there Sunset. They are being hypocrites for breaking their own poem like that.
Sunburn: That is right Pip-Squeak. They are being hypocritical.
Fire Lori: Literally bad for them.
Ryo: You're not kidding there.
Cye: It's not cool guys.
Cale: Yeah no kidding.
Iron Giant: Not cool at all.
Thundermon: I agree there. Lets do it!
They fired waves of elements and energy and fire and smashed him down.
Sage: OH YEAH! TAKE THAT!
Sunset Shimmer: That was amazing!
Battle 11: Pirolilly, Paige and Carmen VS Torch Tiger
Torch Tiger was next.
Torch Tiger: It's amazing that Lincoln got an awesome transformation from getting ice powers.
Pirolilly: It sure is amazing. Lincoln looks more powerful than ever.
Paige: He sure does. Linky looks amazing.
Carmen: Boy no kidding.
Torch Tiger: You got that right Lets do it.
They fired blasts of fire and smashed him down.
Battle 12: Sea, Emerald and Sailor Saturn VS Bluto
Bluto was next.
Bluto: I hope Team Dark Phoenix Storm gets what's coming to them later this weekend.
Sea: Oh don't worry they will.
Emerald: Evil always gets its just desserts.
Sailor Saturn: You got that right.
Bluto: Yep. Lets do it!
They went at Bluto and smashed him down.
Battle 13: Kerfuffle, Rarity and Leni VS Stitch Sisters
The Stitch Sisters were next.
Eliza Stitch: Team Dark Phoenix Storm will be turned into cold cuts by the time we're done with them.
Kerfuffe: You bet they will doncha know.
Rarity: Indeed they will darling.
Leni: They totes will.
Elisa Stitch: You got that right. Lets do it!
They fired waves of jewels and gravity and smashed them down.
Battle 14: Leviathan, Bai Tza and Chill Bill VS Ship Org
Ship Org was next.
Ship Org: (Seadog Accent) Those scallywags of Team Dark Phoenix Storm will be in Davy Jones' Locker when we're done with them.
Leviathan: Yeah they will.
Bai Tza: And it won't be pretty.
Chill Bill: No it won't.
Ship Org: Aye. It sure won't. Time to cross swords!
They clashed and smashed him down.
Battle 15: Francesca, Qin and Mulan VS Ai Shen the Evil Empress
Ai Shen was next.
Ai Shen: (Speaking Chinese) 黑暗凤凰风暴小队不会摧毁我看守的任何人。(Team Dark Phoenix Storm is not going to destroy anyone on my watch.)
Francesca: (Speaking Chinese) 如果那只长得太大的通灵毛毛虫认为他可以摆脱即将做的任何事情并且不会很漂亮,那么他就会有另一件事。(That overgrown psychic caterpillar has another thing coming if he thinks he can get away with whatever he is about to do and it's not going to be pretty.)
Qin: (Speaking Chinese) 我不知道他对我们有什么计划,但无论如何都不好。它涉及苏格兰和与一个名叫莫拉格的女人的某种计划。(I don't know what he has planned for us but whatever it is it can't be good. It involves Scotland and some kind of plan with a woman named Morag.)
Mulan: (Speaking Chinese) 我们也不会让他们毁灭地球。(And we won't let them destroy the Earth either.)
Ai Shen: 我们都会让那些可悲的怪物为他们的罪行付出代价。我们开工吧!(We're all going to make those sorry monsters pay for their crimes. Lets do this!)
They fired waves of fire and smashed her down.
Battle 16: Zyuohgers, Megaforce Rangers, Lincoln, Mario Bros., Nico, Ice Luan, Lana, Lola, Lucy, Laney, Lisa and Lily VS Jashinger
Jashinger was next.
Nico: This is gonna be good.
Jashinger: And I have just the thing for Mario and friends.
Nico teleported and opened his safe and in it was a bunch of swords.
Nico: These swords are cool.
Jashinger: They are called the Defenders of The Mushroom Kingdom.
Defenders of The Mushroom Kingdom, they're a collection of swords with the symbol of The Mushroom Kingdom etched onto the 6'5" massive, wide, double-edged blades, longer black handles, and the large angel wings crossguards, the large gems for the hilts, and large sphere pommels with surrounding gems will match the colors of their clothes. Once in hand, they'll get a massive power and energy increase, and get sleeveless trenchcoats in the colors of their clothes, along with large indestructible angel wings.
Nico: Cool!
Nico gave the swords to Mario and friends and said changes happened to them.
Nico: Awesome! Lets get him!
Zyuohger rangers: WILD INSTINCT AWAKEN!
AAHHHAAHHHAHAH WOOWOOWOWO!
They transformed.
Yamato: MONARCH OF THE OPEN SKIES! ZYUOH EAGLE!
Sela: MONARCH OF THE OPEN SEAS! ZYUOH SHARK!
Leo: MONARCH OF THE SAVANNA! ZYUOH LION!
Tusk: MONARCH OF THE DEEP FOREST! ZYUOH ELEPHANT!
Amu: MONARCH OF THE SNOW FIELDS! ZYUOH TIGER!
Misao: MONARCH OF THE WORLD! ZYUOH WORLD!
Bud: MONARCH OF THE BLUE SKIES! ZYUOH BIRD!
Zyuohger Rangers: Doubutsu Sentai Zyuohger!
KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready for action!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! ANIMAL PLATOON!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Zyuohgers too!
Nico: Now it gets good!
Rangers: ZYUOH BLAST!
Nico: FIRE!
They fired waves of elements and cube energy and the blasts all hit Jashinger and he exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
He was dead.
Nico: YEAH! Jashinger you have failed this world.
Yamato: Don't underestimate this planet.
Troy Burrows: Rangers, that's a super mega win.
We regrouped and we were facing the monks.
Me: Time to give you monks a big bad buttkicking.
Gia: Sorry. But like Thundermon said, you brought this onto yourselves!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! ROYAL FLUSH SQUAD!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the J.A.K.Q. Rangers from 1977!
Me: Time for you to ante up or fold!
Eli: It's buttkicking time!
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbing around my legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, and the eight large colored orbs that were orbiting around the legs of Lincoln's sisters were glowing, and that means big trouble was coming.
Link: Oh no, I was hoping I'd never see that thing ever again.
Then, we saw something appear, and it was none other than Kholdstare, the Boss of The Ice Palace, and another enemy of Link's.
Nicole: Oh man, that's Kholdstare, the boss of The Ice Palace. He has a thick layer of ice protecting it, and the only way to get at him is to melt the ice surrounding it.
Mai Shiranui: Then, leave him to me, Nicole.
Suddenly, Mai Shiranui's eyes turned neon red, and she was surrounded by a red energy aura with flames, and as she approached Kholdstone, she left behind red energy, flames, and flower petals with every step. Then, Mai Shiranui was surrounded by a massive vortex of red energy with flames around the vortex, a crimson red dragon was flying around the vortex, and inside the red vortex was a red phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Mai Shiranui emerged, but she was changed forever.
Mai Shiranui grew to 6'0" in height, she had the voluptuous body of a goddess, she has neon red eyes and a red energy aura with flames surrounding her, and she has large crimson red angel wings with flames coming from the tips of the large crimson red feathers, she has a crimson red dragon with the Fire Kanji in its claws emblazoned on her forehead, she has on dragon earrings with the Fire Kanji in its claws, and she has on a necklace with a dragon pendant with the Fire Kanji in its claws. She has a new sword in her hands called The Fangs of The Dragon God, it's a large sword with a dragon etched on the 6'5" massive, wide, double-edged blade, large red dragon heads for the crossguards, a large red gem for the hilt, a longer red handle decorated with dragon scales, and four large dragon heads with red gems in its mouths for the pommel, Mai Shiranui has on a sleeveless red kunoichi dress with a white phoenix and white flowers, her two large red white tassels with red and white orbs remained, she now has on red leather ankle-length combat boots, and a long crimson red sleeveless trenchcoat decorated with white flowers on the coattails and a dragon on the back. She has on her brand-new Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with crimson red gems on her wrists and her new Belt of Elemental Bravery with large red gem for the belt buckle on her waist and her Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her right hip. There was a white kanji below the dragon that says, "Mai Shiranui, Master of Shiranui-Ryu, Master of Fire, and Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud."
不知火舞、不知火舞、火の達人、そしてリンカーン・ラウドの愛する未来の妻
Mai Shiranui has transformed into SUPER ANGEL 750,000,000,000 FIERY INFERNOSTORM DRAGON ANGEL OF LOVE!
We were amazed by Mai Shiranui's transformation, and when Lincoln saw what happened, he had a firetruck bright red blush on his face.
Me: Whoa, Mai Shiranui has transformed.
Nico: You said it, J.D., and judging by the bright red blush on Linc's face, he's definitely stunned.
Lincoln: Wow, Mai, you look beautiful. How do you feel?
Mai Shiranui: (Divine Echoing Firestorm Voice of Love) I feel incredible, Linky, and now, I'm going to give that overgrown ice cube the beating of a lifetime. (To Lincoln) Would you like to join in?
Lincoln: You already know the answer.
Lincoln unholstered his Sword of Taranis and joined Mai Shiranui.
Lincoln: Let's get that overgrown ice cube.
Mai Shiranui and Lincoln went after Kholdstare, and they fired powerful blasts of fire, along with neon red and neon blue energy blasts with elemental forces orbiting around the blue cores at him, and the combined attacks melted the thick layer of ice, and exposed Kholdstare completely.
Mai Shiranui: Shall we end this monster once and for all?
Lincoln: Let's reduce him to ashes.
Mai Shiranui and Lincoln: DRAGON FIRESTORM KAMEHAMEHA!
Mai Shiranui and Lincoln fired a massive red Kamehameha energy wave with red hot flames and a dragon inside it at Kholdstare, and when it hit him, it exploded with incredible power, killing him and it Super Hakaied Kholdstare's spirit for good. We cheered for what Mai Shiranui and Lincoln as they holstered their weapons and Mai powered down, but Mai Shiranui's new clothes, weapons, jewelry, and body were permanent. Then, Lincoln picked Mai Shiranui up in his abnormally large and powerful muscular arms, and he'd wrapped her in a hug, and the two of them kissed passionately, as we cheered for them.
Garrett: I think we can take these monks, just as long as no other baddie happens to appear.
Garrett's eyes widen in fright.
Garrett: I jinxed us didn't I?
?: I will destroy you, Samurai Rangers!
Me: Should've known you'd appear, Xandred.
Then, Master Xandred, the leader of the Nighloks appeared.
Garrett: I'll face this nutjob.
Garrett had his eyes glow blood red and his fingers turned into Jersey Devil claws.
Garrett: Xandred, I watched you on tv in my universe and I know that you're a psycho that tried to flood Earth with the Sanzu River, but know this, you're not invincible and you lost it years ago, I'll make sure the devil owns your soul forever more.
Suddenly, Sephiroth's signature wing grew out of Garrett's back, a third dragon wing grew out of Garrett's back, pink and blue bunny ears grew out of his head, his teeth grew sharp, he grew pig ears and fish gills. Then, Slenderman's tendrils grew out of his back.
Me: WHOA! Garrett entered Blood Mode! Xandred, your ass is about to be kicked!
Garrett: (Staticy Voice) Yeah, it's time you see The Further and become a pet to the Man Who Can't Breathe.
Me: Show no mercy on him.
Garrett: With pleasure.
Garrett, Julie Hinikawa, Zap (Garrett's universe), Neo Politan (Garrett's universe), Mustard, Muty and the Samurai Power Rangers then walked up to him.
Garrett: Xandred, your plan to flood Earth ends here and now!
Xandred: We'll see about that.
Samurai Rangers: SAMURAIZER! GO GO SAMURAI!
Antonio: SAMURAI MORPHER! GOLD POWER!
The Samurai Power Rangers transformed and they were ready!
Jayden Shiba: Lets do it!
Samurai Rangers: SHOGUN MODE! POWER OF THE ANCESTORS!
The Samural Rangers transformed into their awesome shogun mode and it was awesome and far more powerful!
Garrett then donned samurai armor that looked like Slenderman, a rabbit, The Monkey King and a dragon. Julie donned samurai armor that looked like a punk rock muscician, Zap (Garrett's universe) donned armor that looked like Raiden's clothes, Neo Politan (Garrett's universe) donned armor that looked like a mirror and a warrior princess, Muty donned samurai armor that looked like an alligator and Mustard donned armor that looked like a hazmat suit.
Garrett: SHOGUN DRAGON ARMOR! POWER OF THE MONSTERS!
Julie Hinikawa: SHOGUN METAL ARMOR! POWER OF HEAVY METAL!
Zap (Garrett's universe): SHOGUN THUNDER ARMOR! POWER OF RAIDEN!
Neo Politan (Garrett's universe): SHOGUN ONRYO ARMOR! POWER OF THE SPIRIT!
Muty: SHOGUN GATOR ARMOR! POWER OF TWO TOED TOM!
Mustard: SHOGUN HAZMAT ARMOR! POWER OF RADIATION!
Jayden Shiba: Wow! You look awesome.
Garrett: Thanks. I do look amazing. But focus, we have a reject horror villain to obliterate.
Xandred: Bring it on!
They charged and Xandred fired a massive wave of red energy at them and it missed them and exploded with incredible power!
KRABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Garrett slashed Xandred all over the place with his sword and breathed lightning at Xandred and the blasts hit him all over and exploded!
Neo Politan (Garrett's universe) slashed Xandred all over the place and blasted him with ice dust and the blasts hit him and exploded!
KRABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Zap and Kevin fired blasts of water and lightning and the blasts hit Xandred and exploded!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Xandred: Try these on!
He summoned his Spitfangs!
Garrett: Spitfangs! Lets get them!
They went at them while Nico went at Xandred and Jayden slashed them all over and Mustard fired his revolver and Muty slashed with her energy claws and blew them all over the place.
KRABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Garrett fired blasts of lightning and smashed the Spitfangs all over the place with indiscriminate fury!
Julie Hinikawa fired blasts of music and smashed the Spitfangs all over the place with indiscriminate fury at an incredible level and Kevin, Jayden and Antonio smashed and blasted the Spitfangs all over and destroyed them in massive fiery explosions!
Garrett slashed Xandred all over and fired energy blasts and the blasts hit Xandred and exploded!
KRABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!
Garrett: Xandred, you are gonna fall now!
Xandred: NO ONE TALKS TO ME LIKE THAT!
Garrett kicked him in the face.
Garrett: Watch this act of teamwork.
Garrett and Jayden Shiba: JERSEY DEVIL INFERNO SAMURAI SHOGUN BLAST!
Nico and Jayden fired blasts of lightning and fire energy and they took the form of the Jersey Devil and slammed into Xandred and exploded!
KRABBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
Xandred: This can't be happening!
Nico: It is! Time to finish you!
Jayden Shiba: Lets do it! FIRE SMASHER CANNON MODE!
He formed his weapon into a cannon and Nico put his Ultimate Samurai Star Disk on it. The Samurai Rangers had Smaller Power Disks for them all to put on the cannon!
Xandred: I HATE ALL OF YOU!
Their auras flared up with incredible power!
Garrett: Thanks for the power boost.
Xandred: I'll take you all down if it's the last thing I ever do!
Garrett: BRING IT! Lets do it.
They put their disks in and fired a massive blast of energy and it slammed into Xandred and cut him in half.
Oddly enough, Xandred wasn't phased.
Xandred: Being trapped in that insufferable Warp made me more stronger than you can comprehend!
Garrett: Luckily, I brought some fruit for the occasion.
Garrett then pulled out a dozen Galaxy Fruit and shoved the Galaxy Fruits down Xandred's throat and the suns in them start going supernova, giving Xandred severe indigestion.
Xandred: IMPOSSIBLE! Impossible! (Grabs Garrett) Garrett Shoefstall, Descendant of Sephiroth, hear me now! You have won this battle, but our quest to rule your world will never end. You may have defeated me, but the Nighlok will rise again!
Garrett: Bring it on, concept art for Toby from Paranormal Activity.
Then Xandred glowed red and then he exploded with unbelievable power!
KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
The explosion was so powerful and so devastating that it shook the mountain and rattled it all over.
When the smoke cleared, Garrett was still standing and he was unscathed.
Garrett: Huh, must've been the suns.
Xandred's evil spirit then appeared.
Garrett: You and the Nighlok have tormented our worlds for far too long. Now you are hereby banished to The Further to be a pet to The Man Who Can't Breathe.
Garrett held out his hand.
Garrett: SKIDDY BOP MM DADA YU MO GUI GWAI FAI DI ZAO!
Xandred was obliterated and sent to the Further for all eternity.
Garrett: Sayonara, Xandred.
Me: Now we've officially seen the last of Xandred the Terror.
Nico: Good riddance. Way to go Garrett!
Me: Now where were we? Oh right. Kicking you monks butts!
The head monk then went over to a statue and it got up and it was THEIR GOLEM!
Me: That is one big statue. Lets get them!
Ben: Fusion time!
He activated Ghostfreak and Fourarms!
Ben: GHOSTARMS!
Shanan: Whoa! Half Ectonurite Half Tetramand. Very interesting combination.
Ghostarms: Indeed. Watch.
He punched and smashed and blasted the Golem down.
Ruckus, Karai, Knightmon and Sureshot used the Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Ruckus' rocket launchers, Karai's skills and powers, Knightmon's powers and Sureshot's cannon 100-fold.
Ruckus and Karai: SLASHING MISSILE FIRESTORM!
Knightmon and Sureshot: KNIGHT SWORD SLASH BLAST!
Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Kerfuffle, Thunder Terror, Mistmane, Sable Spirit, Water Skylanders and Liquid Leni: JEWEL THUNDERSTORM MEGABLAST!
They fired waves of missiles, energy and jewels.
Scorpion, Courage, Francesca, Muriel, Laney, Nicole, Daring Do, Rainbow Dash and Allie Wilde: TREASURE HUNTING MEGABLAST!
Lincoln: Time for you monks to meet your makers in Hell! COURAGE EPISODE LIGHTNING STYLE: THE CHICKEN FROM OUTER SPACE!
Jessica Shannon: COURAGE EPISODE STING STYLE: A NIGHT AT THE KATZ MOTEL!
Hilda: (British Accent) COURAGE EPISODE WIND STYLE: CAJUN GRANNY STEW!
Yuna: COURAGE EPISODE WATER STYLE: THE SHADOW OF COURAGE!
Nanami: COURAGE EPISODE WATER STYLE: DR. LE QUACK, AMNESIA SPECIALIST!
Toph: COURAGE EPISODE EARTH STYLE: COURAGE MEETS BIGFOOT!
Julie: COURAGE EPISODE EARTH STYLE: HOTHEAD!
Tatsumaki: COURAGE EPISODE WING STYLE: THE DEMON IN THE MATTRESS!
Reika: COURAGE EPISODE FIRE STYLE: FREAKY FRED!
Mai: COURAGE EPISODE FIRE STYLE: NIGHT OF THE WEREMOLE!
Minerva Mink: COURAGE EPISODE WIND STYLE: MOTHER'S DAY!
Frosta: COURAGE EPISODE ICE STYLE: KING RAMSES' CURSE!
Perfuma: COURAGE EPISODE NATURE STYLE: THE CLUTCHING FOOT!
Entrapta: COURAGE EPISODE TECH STYLE: HEADS OF BEEF!
Shantae: COURAGE EPISODE MAGIC STYLE: KLUB KATZ!
Akko: COURAGE EPISODE MAGIC STYLE: REVENGE OF THE CHICKEN FROM OUTER SPACE!
Gluko: COURAGE EPISODE LIGHTNING STYLE: ROBOT RANDY!
Batch: COURAGE EPISODE TECH STYLE: MISSION TO THE SUN!
Lucy Liberty: COURAGE EPISODE WATER STYLE: SCUBA SCUBA DOO!
Princia: COURAGE EPISODE FIRE STYLE: THE SANDMAN SLEEPS!
Kei: COURAGE EPISODE LIGHT STYLE: THE RIDE OF THE VALKYRIES
Yuri: COURAGE EPISODE DARK STYLE: FEAST OF THE BULLFROGS!
Asuka: COURAGE EPISODE WIND STYLE: THE UNCOMMON COLD!
Lili De Rochefort: COURAGE EPISODE LIGHTNING STYLE: FARMER-HUNTER FARMER-HUNTED!
Colette Brunel: COURAGE EPISODE LIGHT STYLE: SQUATTING TIGER HIDDEN DOG!
Ryuko Matoi: COURAGE EPISODE DARK STYLE: FOOD OF THE DRAGON!
Zone Tan: COURAGE EPISODE LIGHTNING STYLE: REMEMBRANCE OF COURAGE PAST!
They fired waves of elements and they formed into the title cards of Courage the Cowardly Dog. The blasts all hit the Statue and expoded!
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Lincoln and his harem: COURAGE EPISODE FINAL SMASH: COURAGE SCREAM!
They Scream like Sourage which create soundwaves powerful enough to really hurt the opponent.
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The scream was so loud and so deafening that it shook the temple and it cracked the statue apart and then it exploded into powder!
We tied up the monks and we regrouped.
Amora the Enchantress: So, who wants to tell Eustace about what he missed out on?
Courage: We should all tell him.
Wilbur: That's a good idea.
Me: I agree.
Dixie: Boy, is he gonna feel jealous that he missed out on all the action.
Ben Ravencroft: At least we can share the Hat with the rest of the world now.
Me: Yep that's a good thing.
Samon Shakekisutanchin: This time, it won't be kept a secret!
Thundermon: So, what do we do with the monks?
Me: Throw them in prison. They aren't worth wasting energy on.
Nico: Besides it will do them some good to sit in prison. Their own hypocritical ways did this to them.
Eli: You said it.
Francesca: Yeah they brought all this on themselves.
Nico: Yep.
Me: Lets go home everyone. Great job today.
Courage: (To the viewers) This was an awesome and epic treasure hunt. But just remember this: Green and Vanity can lead to very disasterous and terrible consequences if left unchecked.
Me: Amen to that.
We went back to the Bagge farm and told Eustace everything and he was shocked and then we went back home and got ready for bed.
THE END
Another awesome chapter done.
The Forbidden Hat of Gold was one adventurous episode of Courage the Cowardly Dog and it was so awesome. The moral of that episode is to never let greed and vanity control you or else there will be horrible consequences. The first 2 parts are for the episodes The Uncommon Cold and Mission to The Sun and they were great episodes. NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Etstheclarencefan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this. Thanks guys. The next rescue is gonna be in the Courage the Cowardly Dog episode Human Habitrail and we're going to face Dr. Gerbil as well as rescue Viania the Beelzebub and she is a fly girl. She will also have Acerola with her as well as a Dungeons & Dragons Black Dragon Gene-Slammer named Miora Fletchington and will also have all of Faluzure's powers as well. Lincoln's rescue will be in the world of Alice In Wonderland from 2010 and that will be cool. The next chapter is for a movie that is long overdue and that one is for Flubber and that was a great movie. We're going to meet Professor Philip Brainard and not only see his great inventions but also help him marry Sarah as well as make sure that Chester Hoenicker and his son Bennett and his cronies don't get Flubber and save the local college.
See you all tomorrow.
