THE CALM BEFORE THE STORM - October 9th


Over a vast and endless ocean on another version of Earth, me, Allie, Eli, Varie and Marina Kerumma the Vaporeon Gene-Slammer were flying over a huge ocean.

Marina Kerumma: Good thing I'm helping you on the rescue.

Marina concentrated and groaned as something grew in her butt.

Me: That is a good thing.

She turned into VAPOREON!

Me: YEAH!

We were flying over a massive and vast ocean that looked like it stretched on forever.

Me: Wow! Not a single spec of land in sight.

Allie Wilde: What happened to everything?

Me: It's very familiar. Wait a second. This is the world of the 1995 movie Waterworld!


In 2500, as a result of the sea levels rising over 8,200 metres (26,900 ft), every continent on Earth is now underwater. The remains of human civilization live on ramshackle floating communities known as atolls, having long forgotten about living on land. People believe that there is a mythological "Dryland" somewhere in the endless ocean.

The Mariner, a lone drifter, arrives on his trimaran to trade dirt, a rare commodity, for other supplies. The atoll's residents see that the Mariner is a mutant with gills and webbed feet and decide to drown him in the atoll's recycling pit, a kind of liquid compost facility. Just then, the atoll is attacked by the Smokers, a gang of pirates seeking a girl named Enola who, according to their leader the Deacon, has a map to Dryland tattooed on her back. Enola's guardian Helen attempts to escape with Enola on a gas balloon with Gregor, an inventor, but the balloon is released too early. Helen instead frees the Mariner and insists that he take the two of them with him.

The three escape to open sea aboard the trimaran, pursued by the Smokers. They escape, but Helen's naïve actions result in damage to the Mariner's boat. He angrily cuts her hair, and then Enola's. Helen explains that she believes humans once lived on land and demands to know where the Mariner collected his dirt. He provides her with a diving bell and dives with her underwater, showing the remains of a city and the dirt on the ocean's floor, affirming Helen's belief. When they surface, they find that the Smokers have caught up to them, threatening to kill them if they do not reveal Enola, who is hiding aboard the boat. The Smokers abduct Enola and try to kill Helen and the Mariner. The Mariner takes Helen, and they dive underwater to avoid capture, with the gilled Mariner helping Helen breathe. When they surface, they find that his boat has been destroyed. Gregor manages to catch up to and rescue them, and he takes them to a new makeshift atoll inhabited by the survivors of the first attack.

The Mariner takes a captured Smoker's jet ski to chase down the Deacon aboard the hulk of the Exxon Valdez. With most of the Smokers below deck to row the tanker, the Mariner confronts the Deacon, threatening to ignite the reserves of oil still on the tanker unless he returns Enola. The Deacon calls the Mariner's bluff, knowing that would destroy the ship, but, to his surprise, the Mariner drops a flare into the oil. The ship's lower decks are engulfed in fire, and the ship starts to sink. The Mariner rescues Enola and escapes via a rope from Gregor's balloon with Helen and the Atoll Enforcer aboard. As the Mariner brings Enola to Helen, the Deacon manages to grab the rope to escape the sinking ship. He is kicked off into the water, but climbs aboard a jet ski. He fires upon the balloon, shaking Enola from the balloon and into the ocean. As The Deacon and some of his men converge on Enola to capture her, the Mariner makes an impromptu bungee jump from the balloon to grab Enola right before the Deacon and his men collide and die in the explosion.

Sometime later, Gregor has been able to identify the tattoo on Enola's back as coordinates with reversed directions. Following the map, Gregor, the Mariner, the Atoll Enforcer, Helen, and Enola discover Dryland, the top of Mount Everest, filled with vegetation and wildlife. They also find a crude hut with the remains of Enola's parents. The Mariner, feeling that he does not belong on Dryland, decides that he cannot stay as the sea calls to him: he builds a new wooden trimaran and departs as Helen and Enola bid him farewell.


Allie Wilde: Wow I remember that movie! That was intense.

Marina Vaporeon: Yeah it sure was. That was one of my favorites.

I pulled up a map of the world of Waterworld and what it revealed was horrifying. It was a Post-Apocalyptic World where all the continents were completely underwater. 99.8% of the entire planet was totally underwater! The only spec of land left on the planet was the Himalayan Mountains and they were covered in plants and forests and everything and they are the only part of land that stuck out like a sore thumb.

Me: Whoa!

Eli: Wow! This is a world of an endless ocean!

Varie: This is scary.

Allie Wilde: It sure is.

We then set out to find the Smokers and they were in for a rude awakening. We found their lair on the old oil tanker, the Exxon Valdez.

Me: I got this.

I confornted the Smokers on the ship.

Me: I'm gonna give you 5 seconds to let Enola go.

Deacon: And why would I do that?

Me: Because I said so.

Deacon: You're not in any position to give me orders.

Me: (Smirks) Oh no?

Deacon: What makes you think someone like you is gonna get her?

I formed a fireball in my hand and I went over to an oil well shaft.

Me: Let her go or I drop this down here and you burn. You all burn.

Deacon: Wait wait wait wait. Lets not do anything rash here. I mean you sure she's worth all this? And who the hell are you anyway?

Me: Someone you don't want to fuck around with.

Deacon: The girl never stops talking. She never shuts up.

Me: So I have heard. But she is worth more than that in terms of talking.

Deacon: What is it? Huh? It's the map.

Me: It's not the map. She's a good kid as well as a good friend. To me in terms of spirit and to this planet.

Deacon: (Sarcastically) Aw gee. Single tear rolls down my cheek. You're gonna die for your friend.

Me: Nobody likes that kind of sarcasm asshole. And no I'm not gonna die. You and your Smoker douchebags are the ones that will. Everyone else on this whole planet including Enola will live. Everyone but you guys.

I had it ready.

Deacon: I don't think you're gonna drop that fireball are you?

Me: Why not?

Deacon: Because you're not crazy.

Me: Hm. Want to try me? I've been called many things over the years and crazy is one of them.

I dropped it.

Deacon: NO!

The fireball went down the shaft and into a well of oil and then it ignited and then…

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!

The entire ship went up in a massive fiery explosion!

Allie Wilde: WHOA!

Eli: WHEW! HOT!

Marina Vaporeon: That was awesome! Lets get them!

We got into an awesome battle as the Exxon Valdez was going up in flames and I teleported and took Enola and then a Tiamat Gene-Slammer, first ever one like that I've seen appeared and her name was Morgan Vladimir and she blasted the Smokers with fire, lightning, poison gas, ice and darkness and killed them all over and also with her was a Medusa named Shiana and we killed all the Smokers in an instant. Some were even turned to stone by Shiana's glare and we went back to the U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix and I put on my blind man glasses and Eli covered his eyes and I snapped my fingers and Morgan reverted back and she was naked. Marina reverted back too.

Marina was human again. But naked.

Marina: (covers herself) I don't think there's anything we can do for this planet.

Morgan Vladimir: (Covers herself) You're not kidding. This entire planet has been made completely uninhabitable.

Eli: The least we can do is help the survivors by getting them back to Our Earth and helping them start a new life.

Varie: That's a good idea.

I gave Marina and Morgan new clothes and they put them on.

Allie Wilde: But it's awful that all this happened here on this planet. I can't believe that everything would be underwater like this.

Me: I know. It's truly a tragedy.

Eli: Yeah.

Me: Lets round up the survivors and get them back to our world.

We did so and we took the people still on what's left of the world of Waterworld back to our Earth so they can start new lives anew.


After dealing with The Deacon, Lincoln, me, Nico, Eli, Nicole, and Red She-Hulk are heading to the world of the 2008 movie Death Race, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the nineteen girls located here, but we're also going to deal with Claire Hennessey, Joseph Mason A.K.A. Machine Gun Joe, Coach, Case, Slovo Pachenko, Mr. T. Ulrich, Lists, Gunner, Hector Grimm A.K.A. the Grim Reaper, 14K, and Niles York A.K.A Frankenstein.

Lincoln: Whoa, we're in the world of the 2008 movie Death Race, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the nineteen girls located here, but we're also going to deal with Claire Hennessey, Joseph Mason A.K.A. Machine Gun Joe, Coach, Case, Slovo Pachenko, Mr. T. Ulrich, Lists, Gunner, Hector Grimm A.K.A. the Grim Reaper, 14K, and Niles York A.K.A Frankenstein.

Me: That's right, big guy. I saw this movie long ago, and it was awesome.

Nico: But, what makes me mad is that some of the prison officials were the ones who organized these Death Races, and they enjoy seeing inmates kill each other for their own sick amusements.

Red She-Hulk: There's no way they're getting out of this alive.

Lincoln: You said it, Betty. We're going to end this Death Race madness for good.

?: HELP!

Suddenly, Lincoln heard the sound of nineteen girls calling for help. With his deep sapphire blue cyborg eyes and superhuman sight, along with sensing energy signals, he saw and heard where the call for help was coming from. He saw the nineteen girls, along with Jensen Garner Ames and Case, but they've been cornered by Claire Hennessey, Joseph Mason A.K.A. Machine Gun Joe, Coach, Slovo Pachenko, Mr. T. Ulrich, Lists, Gunner, Hector Grimm A.K.A. the Grim Reaper, 14K, and Niles York A.K.A Frankenstein, and they're going to kill them.

Lincoln: Guys, I've found the nineteen girls, along with falsely-accused convicted prisoner, Jensen Garner Ames and Case, but but they've been cornered by Claire Hennessey, Joseph Mason A.K.A. Machine Gun Joe, Coach, Slovo Pachenko, Mr. T. Ulrich, Lists, Gunner, Hector Grimm A.K.A. the Grim Reaper, 14K, and Niles York A.K.A Frankenstein, and they're going to kill them. Come on, let's go.

We rushed on over, and we brutally attacked the villains. Then, Lincoln sprouted out his eleven long, massive, indestructible, and powerful neon blue tails, and they had stingers at the ends. Then, he'd sent nine of them at the villains, and they pierced them on their chests. Then, Lincoln began sucking out and absorbing their energy, as the nine villains were screaming in agonizing pain.

Me: Uh oh, I suspected that this was one of Cell's powers, the one from Garrett's universe and the one from our universe.

Nico: I actually knew that one, remember when we went after Yuki Terumi?

Me: Oh, right.

Suddenly, we saw the nine villains beginning to shrivel and dry up, and when Lincoln was done and he retracted his tails, the nine villains looked like they were mummified. Then, Lincoln fired ten neon blue energy blasts with elemental forces orbiting around the cores, destroying them all, and Super Hakaied their spirits. Then, the tails went back into Lincoln, and he and Nicole then went up to the nineteen girls who were located here, and when Lincoln saw them, he recognized them. The nineteen girls were Yoko from Team Galaxy, Diana Lombard, Jenni Anderson, Caitlin, and Darla Simmons from Martin Mystery, Jinja from Monsuno, Ayaka Kagari, Touko Hio, Kasumi Takamiya, Kanae Hozuki, Seito Kaichou, Rin Kazari, and Mai from Witch Craft Works, Kukuru Misakino and Fuka Miyazawa from Aquatope on White Sand, Hayase Nagatoro from Don't Toy With Me, Miss Nagatoro, Fena Houtman from Fena: Pirate Princess, Aqua from Konosuba, and Machiko Mai from Miss Machiko.

Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Yoko, Diana Lombard, Jenni Anderson, Caitlin, Darla Simmons, Jinja, Ayaka Kagari, Touko Hio, Kasumi Takamiya, Kanae Hozuki, Seito Kaichou, Rin Kazari, Mai, Kukuru Misakino, Fuka Miyazawa, Hayase Nagatoro, Fena Houtman, Aqua, and Machiko Mai.

Nicole: From Team Galaxy, Martin Mystery, Monsuno, Witch Craft Works, Aquatope on White Sand, Don't Toy With Me, Miss Nagatoro, Fena: Pirate Princess, Konosuba, and Miss Machiko, awesome.

Lincoln: Are you girls okay?

Diana Lombard: Yes, we're okay, thanks for saving us.

Then, when Diana Lombard and the eighteen girls saw who it was that saved them from Claire Hennessey, Joseph Mason A.K.A. Machine Gun Joe, Coach, Case, Slovo Pachenko, Mr. T. Ulrich, Lists, Gunner, Hector Grimm A.K.A. the Grim Reaper, 14K, and Niles York A.K.A Frankenstein, their faces all lit up like red Christmas lights upon seeing the 16-year-old 7'0" tall, handsome, white-haired, bare-chested hunk with abnormally large and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, a lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books on his massive right pec and surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, a Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon and in a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem with the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids, a deep sapphire blue kanji on his wider muscular back that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Lightning Storms, The Weather, and the Thirteen Elemental Forces, Man With A Plan, Golden-Hearted Brother of 16 Siblings, and Golden-Hearted Lover, Father, Son, and Husband", and he had deep sapphire blue eyes.

He had his Sword of Taranis holstered on his wider muscular back, his orange Crystal Saber holstered on his left hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, the Pisces constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck, large weighted orange bands on his massive biceps and thighs, his large Cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive deep blue angel wings surging with powerful super lightning and the stars and blue nebulae reflecting on them, and he was dressed in an orange version of He Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with hanging silver lightning bolts held up by his Belt of Elemental Bravery with large orange gem for the belt buckle on his waist, a pair of blue pants with gold lightning bolts on the thighs, and large white leather combat boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and armor on the toe area, silver Thunder Kanji earrings, a large silver Thunder Kanji necklace on his neck and across his permanently bare chest, large fingerless black gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it, a large Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring on his left ring finger, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger, and he had eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs.

Diana Lombard: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.

Then, Lincoln made eighteen clones of himself, and he and the eighteen clones went up to the girls, and they picked them up and hugged them in their abnormally large and powerful muscular arms, and kissed them on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrap their arms around the necks of Lincoln and his clones. We cheered wildly over the scene, and the girls in Lincoln's harem welcomed the new members of their future husband's harem.

Yoko: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.

We went back home to the Estate, and Jensen and Case were now able to get a new start in Gotham Royal York, now that false evidence that led to Jensen's false conviction was found, and Case was also able to start fresh again after what happened.


In the briefing room, we were having another meeting and Chameleon called us.

Chameleon: Hey, guys! I have a much better report then the last one!

Lynn: Wait. Are you in the bathroom right now?

Chameleon: Not so loud! You want me to get caught?

Lynn: Sorry.

Me: Go ahead Chameleon. What did you find out?

He told us about Team Dark Phoenix Storm's plan. After Morag traps the Loud's in the castle, Mr. Mind is going to launch powerful nuclear missiles from 23 points around the planet with each member at each missile and Mr. Mind will be in Scotland. He went over which Member will be where:


Mr. Mind - The Leader: Scotland
Goche - Marshall Islands,
Baron Nero - Bikini Atoll, French Polynesia
SaberLeomon - Papua New Guinea,
Meltdown - Chernobyl, Ukraine,
Spyder - Novaya Zemlya, Russia
TTG Slade - Bolivia
Metallo - Lesotho
Scarecrow - Sri Lanka
Two-Face - Comoros Islands
Man Bat - Aleutian Islands, Alaska
Reverse Flash - Tajikistan
Ocean Master - Augusta, Maine
Deadshot - Three Mile Island, Pennsylvania
Airachnia - Tokyo, Japan
Chameleon - Nevada Nuclear Test Sight
Eyezoa - Philippines
Tommy (Legend of the Dragon) - Maldives
Bangray - Iraq
Eradicus - Uzbekistan
Eriedrone - Kazakhstan
Chur - Iceland
Omar - Solomon Islands
Maurice - Turkmenistan


We were shocked yet amazed that they woud choose very specific locations around the planet.

Chameleon: I also found out that Mr. Mind has the most powerful nuke of all for the Loud's in Scotland. It's a Spacefall mission and it packs 723,234,211,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 gigatons of TNT. UNBELIEVABLE!

We gasped in shock!

Me: That missile is enough to destroy the entire planet 100 times!

Nico: That's insane!

Eli: This is gonna be a huge battle.

Allie Wilde: Oh man. If we don't stop those missiles, we have no future.

Nico: Yeah.

Lola: Can you send us the data about what you told us?

Chameleon: Good thing I have a device for just that.

He pressed a button and showed us a world map and it had the entirety of the plan of Team Dark Phoenix Storm down to the last detail written on it.

Me: This is an amazing well thought out and very elaborate plan.

Allie Wilde: It sure is. Mr. Mind and the team really thought everything out.

Vypra: He sure did. Well done Chameleon.

We printed it.

Lori: We literally appreciate the risks you're taking to tell us all this, Chameleon.

Chameleon: Thank you.

Chameleon then heard knocking on the bathroom door.

Deadshot: Hey, Chameleon. Are you done in there? Some of us need to use the bathroom too!

Chameleon: (to Deadshot) Hold on a minute! (to us) Gotta go! You guys better make 24 groups for the big day!

He clicked off.

Me: This is gonna be really huge guys.

Nico: Yeah.

Eli: We got to warn everyone.

Me: No Eli. If we do that, Team Dark Phoenix Storm will know that we're on to them. We have to strike when they put their plan into action.

Lincoln: So in otherwords when they attack.

Me: Right.

Nico: Then we have to be ready for anything. October 10th is tomorrow.

Me: It sure is. We're gonna be in for one helluva battle tomorrow.

We were in for one epic battle.


Later we were having breakfast. We were eating up our rather soggy breakfast.]

Luan: [disgusted] "Blegh."

Me: Why is my breakfast all soggy?

[Lincoln sits next to Lola, both noticing this rather peculiar breakfast situation.]

Lincoln: "Do these eggs seem... blegh!"

Lola: "Soggy?"

Lana: "I kinda like them."

[Lana squeezes both of her eggs, causing the yolks to fly into the air; she eats them. Lynn and Lisa are disgusted, the latter shielding herself with the plate which also once housed her eggs.]

Lynn and Lisa: "Blegh."

Me: Okay that was awesome.

Nico: Very clever.

[We all then hear a whimper off-screen. In the kitchen, the kids peek in to see a tearful Lynn Sr. working on a messy counter, distractedly pouring too much salt into a mixing bowl. Lori gasps as Lynn Sr. cries his eyes out and uses a piece of toast to blow his nose; the kids enter.]

Me: Mr. Lynn?

Lori: "Uh, Dad?"

Lynn Sr.: [sobbing] "Sorry, kids..." [wiping a tear from his eye] "I just got the email that every adult dreads." [The kids but Lucy gasp.]

Me: Uh oh!

Lori: "What happened?"

Lucy: "When's the funeral?"

Me: Is it a huge family emergency?

Lynn Sr.: [his voice breaking] "Camp Mastodon, my old family camp..." [bursts into fountains of tears] "...is closing!" [continues to cry, banging his hand on the floor as the puddle of tears grows]

Me: Uh oh.

Lola: [avoiding the puddle of tears] "Yeah, that sounds like an after-breakfast problem." [is met by unimpressed glares from the other kids] "What? You know I'm more sympathetic on a full stomach."

Me: Lets hear this out.

Lynn Sr.: [reminiscing] "Me and my Dad - y-your Gramps Samuel - used to go every year when I was a kid. We made so many memories at Camp Mastodon..."

[Flashback to a younger Lynn Sr. and his father doing activities at Camp Mastodon. The first flashback depicts Lynn Sr. and his father doing a three-legged race.]

Lynn Sr.: "It's where I learned to run..."

[Lynn Sr.'s father dashes off and quick, leaving Lynn Sr. at the starting line. He is dragged away as Lynn Sr.'s father finishes the race. Lynn Sr.'s father lets out a triumphant laugh.]

Samuel: "We did it!"

Younger Lynn Sr.: [laughing too] "Yeah!" [Flashback two depicts Lynn Sr.'s father and Lynn Sr. about to bungee off a tree.]

Lynn Sr.: "It's where I learned to swim..."

[Lynn Sr.'s father cartwheels into the lake below, while Lynn Sr. just falls in. Splash! Lynn Sr's father resurfaces, spitting out some water, though Lynn Sr. resurfaces later; when he does, he is wearing a snorkel and some floaters (including a duck floatee).]

[Flashback three depicts Lynn Sr.'s father and Lynn Sr. ziplining.]

Lynn Sr.: "It's where I learned to fly!"

[Lynn Sr.'s father lets out a triumphant roar as Lynn Sr. doesn't watch out for the tree that's just ahead of him.]

Younger Lynn Sr.: "Whoo!"

CRASH!

[He collides with the tree; end flashback as Lynn Sr. begins to tear up once again.]

Lynn Sr.: "(Crying) NOW I WON'T BE ABLE TO TELL MY DAD BECAUSE HE'S DEAD! (CRYING HARD)

Nico pat his back.

Applejack: Oh there there Lynn.

Lynn Sr.: [tearing up again, while Lisa gleams; another subset of her skills to be used] "Another skill I learned at..." [tears stream down his face as he begins to cry again] "...camp!"

Shiv: (to Lynn Sr) Dude, we're about to go to war tomorrow and you want to spend the free time before that going to a camp?!

Me: Shiv be nice. Besides, this camp holds a lot of childhood memories that are very dear to Mr. Lynn. It's the camp he went to before his dad got the bucket forcefully kicked.

Twilight Sparkle: What does that mean?

Me: Oh right some of you guys haven't heard about this. Mr. Lynn's dad was murdered in cold blood on Halloween.

I went over everything and when I was finished, everyone that hadn't heard it was shocked and horrified!

Shiv: Oh man! Mr. Lynn, I'm so sorry!

Vypra: We had no idea that this was the reason you got so scared of Halloween.

Nico: Yeah that was awful.

Luna: "Aw... poor Pops. Wish there was something we could do to cheer him up."

Lola: "Daddy mani-pedi day? Ooh, I'll call Gayle. She's the cuticle whisperer, heh heh."

Lincoln: "Or... we can take him to Camp Mastodon. He can make one more family memory before it closes."

Me: Not a bad idea Lincoln.

[The other kids agree to this idea; Lola sees this.]

Eli: Yeah that's a great idea.

Lola: [seeing the change of plans] "Sorry, Gayle, false alarm." [chatter] "Of course I'm still keeping MY appointment."

Electro: Well, might as well spend our day going to that camp.

Me: Yeah it's the least we can do to help Mr. Lynn relive some of the good days he had. Also it'll be awesome to see what it was like back then.

Lincoln: I can't wait to see it.

Nico: Also didn't Mr. Lynn mention that Flip was at Camp Mastodon too?

Me: As a matter of fact yes he did. When we arrested Flip he said he was a camper there. This will be the first time we see Camp Mastodon and maybe the last.

Nico: Wow that's interesting.

Laney: At least that cheapskate Flip won't be there to ruin it.

Me: Yep. Lets go to Camp Mastodon.

We were off.


[We all arrived at Camp Mastodon. Quick panover of the beautiful surroundings, with people having fun.]

Luna: "Sweet."

Me: Wow what a camp!

Lincoln: "This is awesome!"

Firefly: Look at this camp! It's the perfect place to spend our last day alive!

Lola: Garfield don't say that!

Firefly: Sorry.

Me: Wow Mr. Lynn your camp that you went to is incredible.

Lynn Sr.: It sure is. You guys would have loved it here.

Lazlo: It's just as amazing as Camp Kidney and Acorn Flats.

Slinkman: It sure is Lazlo.

Robo Blaze: Is it even still open?

We saw lots of kids playing and having a great time and having fun.

Me: Yep it's still open. But not for long. Lets go walk around.

We saw Nico with a sad look on his face.

Eddy: You okay, Nico?

Nico: (with a fake smile) I'm fine. Just thinking about the big battle tomorrow.

Poromon: Nico, you know I'm allergic to bullshit, right?

Leni: Are you allergic to bull droppings?

Lisa: Leni that means that Poromon is detecting a lie.

Leni: Oh right.

May: Nico what's wrong? You can tell us.

Me: Yeah buddy you can tell us anything.

Nico: This picture will explain everything. (shows everyone said picture)

It was a picture of Nico, Qin and a girl we don't know. She had brown hair and was beautiful.

Me: I know that's you in the middle and that's Qin on the left. But who's the other girl with you?

Nico: That's Missy. Missy Rodgers. She's another friend of mine from school.

Qin: I haven't seen Missy in a long time.

Nico: She had a really strong dream to become a really amazing scientist. But I got word recently that she disappeared and I hadn't heard from her in a long time.

Me: Weird. I hope she's okay.

Eli: Yeah. But don't worry Nico. You'll find her.

Lincoln: Why don't you tell us your favorite memory about Missy?

Poliwag: I can tell you my favorite memory about her.

Me: Lay it on us.

Poliwag: She would always do these amazing experiments. She is really smart.

FLASHBACK

Poliwag: (Voiceover) I saw her in an amazing laboratory and she made this awesome snake made of pure lightning that had incredible power.

Young Missy: There it is Poliwag. I made an atomic lightning powered Electro Snake.

Poliwag: Wow! That is so cool!

Young Missy: Yep and all it took was making the electrons and protons on the atomic conversion form into a snake.

Poliwag: Wow! Missy that is incredible!

Poliwag: (Voiceover) Missy is really smart. She was born with a really powerful IQ at 320. She won a junior Nobel Prize in Physics and like Lisa is also a professor at an amazing college.

FLASHBACK ENDS

Lisa Loud: Wow that is a most impressive achievement.

Me: It sure is. Wow! Making a snake entirely out of pure lightning. Very awesome!

Snake: I gotta say dudes. This camp is actually very peaceful.

Me: Boy it sure is. And no lunatic scoutmaster to take away all the fun.

We laughed.

Lynn Sr.: "That's where Gramps and I did our father-son talent show routine...

We saw an amazing auditorium.

Me: Wow! Just like the auditorium at Camp Wawanakwa.

Naruto: Sure is awesome.

Eli: Yep.

Lynn Sr.: O-ooh, that's where we tag-teamed campfire stories." [getting emotional] "And that's where we - that's where we... accidentally wiped with poison ivy!"

Laney: Wow. But that must've hurt.

Lynn Sr.: [tearing up] "I'm itchy just remembering it... So many great memories -"

Me: A lot of amazing memories here.

[I was interrupted by a Tarzan-like call off-screen; someone is on the cliff where Samuel and Lynn Sr. learned to swim. This someone bungees into Lynn Sr., knocking him off-screen.]

Me: WHOA! Nice entrance.

Lynn Sr.: [seeing a familiar face] "Mr. Rinsler!"

Mr. Rinsler: "Welcome back, Lynnie!" [tears off his white shirt to reveal a blue one underneath, then dons a hat]

Lynn Sr.: [overjoyed] "Guys, this is the camp owner, Mr. Rinsler!"

Mr. Rinsler: "Heh heh... Nice to meet you, Louds. And wow! Team Loud Phoenix Storm! It's an honor to have you all here." [tips his hat] "Happy to have you here one final time."

[The other Louds greet him.]

Me: Pleasure to meet you Mr. Rinsler.

Nico: Same here. This is a really nice camp.

Lincoln: "This place is so cool!"

Luna: "Thanks for havin' us, man."

Eli: Yeah it's awesome.

Lynn Sr.: "Oh, it's a ding-dang shame this place is closing down..."

Mr. Rinsler: "Yeah, I hate to see it go, but I can't afford the upkeep anymore." [sighs, wiping away some of the sweat] "Well, I should get back to packing up the office..."

Lynn Sr.: "Do you need any help? We'd be happy to pitch in. Right, everybody?"

Me: I'll gladly help out.

Eli: Same here.

Nico: Me too.

Allie Wilde: Yep.

Varie: Same with me.

Rachnera: Me too.

Laney: Count me in.

Lily: Same here.

[That's a nope for some of the Louds. Everyone else zooms away, leaving a curious Lincoln reading a pamphlet.]

Lincoln: "Ooh, there's a s'more station!"

Me: Wow.

Mr. Rinsler: "Excellent news."

[He launches Lynn Sr. and Lincoln into the air...]

Lynn Sr.: "Oh boy!"

Mr. Rinsler: "To the office!"

Me: Lets go!

[...and they land on Mr. Rinsler's very tough back.]

Lincoln: "Whoa!"

[Mr. Rinsler runs off to the office.]

We follow him.

Maria: (to me) Is this why you said our visit to this camp might be our last?

Me: Nope. And it's just to help Mr. Lynn reminisce on some fun times before it closes down. This camp is all his childhood memories.

Eli: Yeah and it's the calm before the storm.

Maria: Oh I get it.

Dark Spicer: Okay. First of all, we ARE going to stop Team Dark Phoenix Storm. And second, we're going to keep this camp open! Even if I have to go Furi on someone!

Me: Dark we will keep this camp open and I do have the money to do so.

[At the office, packing has commenced. Lincoln digs into some drawers to find curious stuff; first a Mastodon-branded roll of toilet paper, then a calendar which opens up to reveal Mr. Rinsler in a suggestive pose, both of which he tosses away (the latter with a disgusted face). He is about to search for another item, when Lynn Sr. comes in with a frame.]

Lynn Sr.: "Oh, would you look at this, son?" [the picture is of younger Leonard and Lynn Sr. at Mastodon] "Here's your Gramps and me on our first camp treasure hunt."

Me: Ooh that's cool Mr. Lynn.

Lincoln: [intrigued] "Treasure hunt?"

Nicole: (Comes in) Did someone say treasure hunt?

Mr. Rinsler: [off-screen] "Yep." [stacking a box] "For the treasure of Captain Kit. You ever heard of the Great Lakes Storm of 1913?"

[Lincoln shakes his head no.]

Me: I have. That was a huge storm that happened back 108 years ago.

Mr. Rinsler: "Yep. It was a monstrous blizzard that hit the very spot we're standing on." [The lights flicker and cold wind blows, scaring Lincoln; this is Lynn Sr. adding his own flare to the tale.]

Lynn Sr.: "Settin' the mood."

Nico: Good dramatic effect.

[Mr. Rinsler pops into frame with a book, which he blows the dust into Lincoln's face; he then opens the book.]

Mr. Rinsler: "That's Captain Kit."

[Captain Kit is a sailor with a parrot which looks like Sergio. Begin flashback: Captain Kit's ship veers amidst a major storm.]

Mr. Rinsler: "He was en route home after making a huge radish trade when he got caught in the storm."

[Flashback Captain Kit proudly opens a chest of golden doubloons.]

Mr. Rinsler: "He had to abandon ship." [jumps the plank] "Legend has it he took all the gold he'd earned with him and buried it somewhere around him..." [Captain Kit has reached the land. A stray bolt of lightning strikes his ship, which goes up in flames and sinks in a blaze of glory.]

[End flashback as Lincoln is gushing over the implications: gold, in this very camp.]

Lincoln: "Whoa..." [gets a bit too close to the book and is slapped by Mr. Rinsler closing it; he rubs his nose] "Did anyone ever find it?" [continues to swoon as he does big eyes]

Mr. Rinsler: [laughs] "No."

[Lincoln's big eyes disappear in a blink.]

Mr. Rinsler: "Who knows if it was even real? I just send campers out on the treasure hunt as a fun activity." [laughs as he walks up to a particular plank of wood] "I have, however, been told that this hunk of wood is from the good captain's ship."

[Lincoln gasps as he continues to swoon. Then he looks to Mr. Rinsler and grabs the wood. He struggles to carry the heavy weight of it, eventually dropping it on Lynn Sr.'s foot.]

CRUNCH!

[It landed and it was causing him to jump around in pain off-screen]

Mr. Rinsler: "Oh, geez... H...hang tight, camper. I'll go get some ice."

Lynn Sr. "Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!"

[He leaves the scene as Lynn Sr. continues to limp around. Lincoln sits his dad on a nearby chair, then looks back at the piece of wood...]

Lincoln: "Huh?" [the piece of wood has a peculiar opening, which Lincoln opens to find a map. Lincoln unrolls and studies the map]

Lynn Sr.: "Whatcha got there, kiddo?"

Lincoln: "I think it's a map."

Me: Lets see.

[Lynn Sr. joins his son in studying the map.]

Lynn Sr.: "Wait." [indeed it is a map which once belonged to a particular sea captain] "If this map was hidden in the piece of wood from the captain's ship..."

[Zoom into "YE OLDE CAMP SITE"...]

Lincoln: "And here's Camp Mastodon!"

Me: That's it all right.

Lynn Sr.: "It must be..."

[Father and son connect the dots...]

Lincoln and Lynn Sr.: "Captain Kit's treasure map!"

Nico: WHOA!

Nicole: AWESOME! You found his treasure map!

Lincoln: "Which means the treasure really IS somewhere around here!"

Lynn Sr.: [excitedly] "Son, if we can find that treasure, we can give it to Mr. Rinsler and save the camp!" [Lincoln beams] "You up for a little adventure?"

Lincoln: "Heck yes, I am!" [high-fives his dad, so hard that his dad veers off-screen into a wall as the chair is actually one with wheels.]

Lynn Sr.: [hurt, off-screen] "I'm gonna need that ice now..."

Nicole: Lets get to finding that treasure!


[The beachside. The other Louds are relaxing.]

Lori: [relaxing on the beach; sighing in content] "This is the life, huh? This place is literally amazing." [tries to call Bobby, but the connection is lost] "Ugh, I just wish there was better service."

Leni: [getting fanned by a male attendant] "I think the service is just fine."

Lynn: [by the cliff where Lynn Sr. learned to jump] "Cann-Lynn ball! Woo!"

[She jumps off a rock and into the lake, splashing Lori, Leni and the attendant. Rita and Lily ride on a zipline as Lana builds Lola a sand castle.]

Lily: WEEEE!

Lola: "Lana, you'd better not be filling my sand castle with hermit crabs!"

[Lana is indeed about to do just that, and sheepishly hides the crab behind her back. Lucy is digging a grave while Luna and Luan are doing a three-legged race.]

Luan: "Let's pick it up, Lunes! Everyone's got a leg up on us."

[Just nearby, Lisa rests on her grave.]

Lisa: "This is not my optimal idea of resting. Or peace."

May: (to Larry Loud) I think it's time you get your own archenemy.

Larry Loud: OOH! I hope it's a great one!

May: They will be.

Lincoln: "Guys, guys! We found a..." [pants] "...a treasure map!" [the others aren't encouraged; Lola blinks in confusion; encouraging voice, doing the goat horns] "It leads to gold~!"

[The others gasp with excitement.]

Lola: "Gold IS my signature color!"

Leni: "Totes!"

Lincoln: "No, no, no! If we can find it, we can help Dad save the camp."

[Lynn Sr. nods in the affirmative. The others cheer in agreement.]

Lola: "Alright, Linky!"

Leni: "Totes!"

Me: This is not just any ordinary treasure map. This is the map to Captain Kit's treasure. It's a treasure from the Great Lakes Storm of 1913.

Nico: It sure is. This is gonna be so cool to find it.

Lisa Loud: This is gonna be a most amazing.


[At the picnic area, Lincoln and the others study the map and we were with him]

Lincoln: "Captain Kit marked the starting point with an X, which is where we're all standing!"

Me: This is gonna be an awesome treasure hunt.

Nicole: I'm excited for this one. This is one of the treasure hunts I've never been on or heard about.

Brittney: It'll be awesome.

Lola: "Where do we go from here?"

Lincoln: [reading the map] "Begin your journey with a starting clue, let this animal be a guide to you. Does anyone see any animals?"

Lana: "Found some!" [she has procured a hornet's nest]

Lynn Sr.: [worried] "Lana, put... the hornet's nest... down!"

Me: Oh no.

[Lana realizes and puts the nest down, which breaks. The swarm of hornets escape and fly up in the air.]

Lana: "Uh-oh..."

[As the others hide underneath the table, the hornets chase a screaming Lana across the area. Eventually she runs head first into a tree, one with a clue.]

Luan: [Runs to said tree, along with the rest] "Hey, Linc, look! I don't think the clue's an animal." [examines it; the clue is a picture of a alligator holding a compass.] "It's a pun! It's a navi-gator! Get it?"

We laughed at her joke.

Me: (Laughs) That was a good one. But that does make sense.

[The others have found similar navigational alligators.]

Luna: [finding one on a rock] "Look, there's another one over here!"

Luan: [finding one on a tree] "I found another one!"

Lincoln: "They're trail markers!"

Lynn Sr.: "I'll bet if we follow them..."

Lincoln and Lynn Sr.: "They'll lead us to the treasure!"

Lincoln: "Captain Kit, here we come!"

Laney: This is gonna be awesome!

Nicole: Lets go!


[The Louds continue to hike, and eventually find themselves in front of a giant log covered in dirt.]

Lincoln: "Uh, it doesn't look like there's a way around it."

Lynn: "I say we climb it. A little thigh chafing never hurt anyone."

Lynn Sr.: "I have very sensitive thighs."

Me: We'll just fly over it. We've done that many times before.

We did so.

[On the other side...]

Lynn Sr.: "What's the next clue, son?"

Lincoln: "Hmm. This is weird. It says, "Butts will lead you to your mark, where you'll head into the dark." Butts?"

[Nearby...]

Lynn: "WHOO! This is my kind of par-tay!" [dances, shaking her rump all the way, and hits Lola with her rump. Lily giggles at Lola's misfortune, while Lucy covers her baby sister's eyes to shield her from Lola's wrath.]

Lisa: [clears throat] "If I may. Not butts, buttes. The geomorphological term for isolated rock hills with steep slides." [points at something off-screen] "That's a butte."

[The butte is revealed; it's very tall, to Lincoln and Lynn Sr.'s dismay.]

Me: (Whistles) And I thought the cliff at Camp Wawanakwa was huge.

Gwen (Total Drama): You took the words right out of my mouth J.D.

Nicole: That is high.

Lynn Sr.: "Ugh. How in the ding-dang world are we supposed to climb up that thing?!"

Me: We'll just fly up.

We flew up to the top.

Manaphy: Mama, are we getting close to the treasure?

May: Not yet. We should be able to find it soon.

Lori: [is being dragged up while looking at her cell phone] "Ooh, got service! Ugh, lost it. Ooh, got service! Ugh, lost it."

[Lori notices someone at the base of the butte. She takes a photo of their silhouette, then is yanked upwards. Lynn Sr. has finally reached the summit; seeing an opportunity, he goes to the edge of the butte...]

Lynn Sr.: "I AM THE STRONGEST MAN ALIVE!" [echoes]

Me: Wow that is a really good echo. Let me try. YOU HAVE A REALLY GIANT BUTT! [Echoes]

Nico: (LAUGHS) That is funny.

Lori: "Um, I hate to rain on your victory parade, Dad, but we're being followed."

[She shows the picture, tagged "#PINECONEVIBES", of the silhouette while Lori does a goofy pose. She scrolls to a pic of herself in a comic book filter, then another of the silhouette, this time a close-up. The others gasp.]

Lincoln: "Maybe it's the ghost of Captain Kit."

Me: I don't think so.

Lisa: "Mm... negative. It's Flip; I saw him lurking in the lake while we were discussing the treasure."

Me: That can't be right. Flip is all the way over in prison.

Lynn Sr.: "If it is Flip he must be after the gold. Let's pick up the pace!" [to Lincoln] "What's next, son?"

[All eyes are on Lincoln, expecting a new move. Lincoln unfurls the map.]

Lincoln: "The clue said we are supposed to 'head into the dark.'"

Lucy: [pointing at something off-screen] "HEAD... into the dark."

Lincoln: [stepping forward] "Whoa..."

[She was pointing at a skull-shaped cave entrance. The others are terrified, with scary music playing in the background.]

Me: (GULP!)

Lucy: [nudges Luan] "Ha-ha. Because it's a skull. Get it?"

[The others gulp.]

Me: That cave really gives me the creeps.

Eli: Scary.

Shaggy and Scooby were shaking like leaves.

Tentacool: Isn't Flip dead by now?

Me: Hmm.

I pulled up the cameras in the Jupiter Prison and then we saw Flip burst into flames and he screamed in pain and died in an instant!

Nico: WHOA! Flip is toast!

Me: That's what happens when you mess with farts made of blue fire. I'll have to thank Chief Wiggum for his awesome chili that did him in.

Jirachi: If Flip isn't following us, who is?

Me: I don't know. But we better keep our heads up just to be on the safe side.

Nico: Yep.

Me: Lets go into the cave to get that treasure.

Shaggy: Go in there!? Like not on your life! No way!

Scooby Doo: Forget it!

Me: Shaggy there are no monsters this time.

Shaggy: Like no way are we going!

Allie then grabbed Shaggy and Scooby and picked them up. We went into the cave.

Rita: "Okay, everyone. Let's stick together- and don't touch anything."

Nicole: Be careful everyone.

[-The camera pans to Lana, who is about to touch a sleeping bat. The moment Lana hears the 'don't touch anything,' she stops and grumbles, then re-joins her family. The lantern Lynn Sr.'s holding turns on.]

Lynn Sr.: "Ha-ha! There we go; let's see now."

[He looks directly at a lavishly-dressed skeleton. Startled, he stumbles back, holding the lantern high.]

Leni: [looking at the skeleton's fashion choices] "OMGosh!"

Lynn Sr.: "Leni, what are you doing?!"

Leni: "That necklace is SO vintage." [addressing the necklace on the skeleton; a spider crawls in and she notices] "Eugh! I'll trade him my sunglasses to hide those dark circles!"

Me: Leni that's a skeleton.

Leni: Oh.

Just as she was about to scream, Nico covered her mouth and shushed her.

Me: Wow looks like he was here for a really long time.

[Leni pulls out another pair of sunglasses off her head and places it on the skeleton's eyes; then she takes the necklace, which triggers a booby trap. The "throne" the skeleton is sitting glows purple due to the sunglasses. Everyone screams while the cave starts buckling.]

Me: Whoa.

[The throne is pushed into the wall]

[This reveals a deep chasm where the skeleton's foot falls into. The other Louds peek into the chasm.]

Me: Wow the skeleton triggered a door to open.

Lynn Sr.: "You did good, Leni!" [lowers the lantern - attached to a rope - down the chasm.]

Me: Lets fly down everyone.

[In the new cave, Lola lands with a grunt.]

Me: Wow.

Lincoln: "Listen closely and you shall hear, a sea song ringing in your ear."

Me: Hmm.

[Lola runs up and grabs Lincoln's cheeks.]

Lola: "Maybe we're supposed to do something with that weird guitar."

[The guitar is revealed with a glow from above lighting it. Luna is surprised.]

Me: Hmm.

Luna: "Whoa..." ["C. Kit" is written on the guitar's back. Lincoln, Lisa and Luna take a closer look.]

Lincoln: "It's Captain Kit's! Luna, can you play a sea song on it?"

Luna: "Okay, but, uh..." [strapping the guitar and taking the stage] "I only know one, so I hope it works."

Me: Go for it Luna.

[She starts to strum "Row, Row, Row Your Boat".]

Luna:
Row, row, row your boat
Gently down the stream
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
Life is but a dream.

[Nothing happens. The rest of the Louds look at each other in silence.]

Luna: "Hmm, that jam usually slays. Let me see the map." [Lincoln hands her the map] "Oh, now I get it. SEA song!"

Leni: [gasps] "Ooh, like, with your eyes? I don't see songs anywhere."

Luna: "No, silly. The letter C! I was playing in the wrong key."

Me: Oh I get it!

[She tunes the captain's acoustic, then starts to jam, the other Louds bopping their heads to the tune...]

Luna:
Row, row, row your boat
Gently down the stream
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
Life is but a dream!

[The power of the C chord is able to open something up in the cave; two more strums, and Luna is bathed in light, which lights up the next part of the cave.]

Everyone but Luna: "Whoa..."

Luna: "Huh?" [Now she notices.] "Whoa..."

[The others, mouths agape, move closer to the lit area.]

Lincoln: "Whoa..."

Me: OH MY!

Lincoln and Lynn Sr.: "We did it! We found Captain Kit's treasure!"

[The treasure the captain left behind is a large collection of shiny coins and gems.]

CHA-CHING!

[Act Two begins on the treasure.]

Lincoln: "We found the treasure!"

Me: WOW!

All Louds: "Yay!"

Lynn Sr.: "We can save Camp Mastodon!"

Me: YEAH!

[The others run into the treasure, save Lana.]

Lana: "Ya hear that, Flip? You can stop followin' us now!"

Me: He's dead Lana.

Lana: Oh.

[She joins her family, who is now basking in victory by cuddling the gold (Lynn Sr.), taking selfies with it (Lori), staying in a gold-encrusted coffin (Lucy) and looking

through a gold-encrusted spyglass (Lisa)... it is a beautiful sight.]

Lynn: [on Luna] "Gold fight!"

[Lincoln, who is on Luan, engages in a gold fight with Lynn, who is on Luna.]

Rita: "Lynn, stop throwing priceless treasure at your siblings."

[Lola pops out a jar filled with gold with a doubloon.]

Lola: "Hmm, priceless?" [bites it; it crumbles, she tosses it out] "More like WORTHless. This stuff is bogus!"

Me: Lets see.

I bit it and it was made of hard plastic.

Me: She's right.

Lynn Sr.: "What?! But it's so bright and shiny! And I'm so tired..." [covers his eyes]

Luan: "So if this isn't the treasure, then what is it?"

Rita: "I don't know, but for now, everybody stop- touching things!"

Lily: Hmm.

[-Lily doesn't heed her mother's request as she, with a sneaky giggle, touches the gem that's just next to her, triggering another booby trap. However, Lana heeds the request, with a pouty grumble. The cave starts crumbling.]

Lana: "Whoa!"

Lily: [who has obtained the gem] "Pretty." [notices the cave situation] "Uh-oh..."

Lynn: "IT'S A TRAP! RUNNNNNNN!"

[The cave gives in just after the Louds run out and make it, covering the fake treasure.]

Lincoln: [sighing] "I think we're safe now."

Luna: "And also lost, bro...!"

Me: No we are never lost.

Luan: "We really brought the house down." [laughs weakly] "Get it...?" [is glared by Lincoln, Lisa, Lori, and Luna.]

[The cave starts to buckle once again, but only for a brief period. It turns out to be Lynn's stomach.]

Lynn: "Relax, that was just my stomach." [sighing in relief; glared on by the parents, Lily, Leni, and the twins, who all groan in annoyance and move forward; she notices] "Hey, wait up!" [She catches up with them.]

[The tired Louds and us are traversing the cave as two animal silhouettes make themselves known. This time Lori is leading the others. Two sets of growls are heard, causing the Louds to gasp. Lori steps forward and activates her phone's flashlight, allowing her to see a set of animal tracks.]

Lana: "Check it out - animal tracks!" [She nabs Lori's phone.]

Lori: "Hey!"

[Lana inspects the trail.]

Lana: "Maybe they'll lead us outta here!"

Me: These are Wolverine Tracks.

[She points upwards using Lori's phone; the trails stop there. Just then, a vicious wolverine pops out the small cave and roars, causing everyone else to gasp in fear. However, Lana is not fazed in the slightest, holding Lori's phone with the flashlight turned on for everyone to see.]

Lana: "Whoa - a wolverine!"

Wolverine: My brethren.

[The wolverine's cubs pop up behind their parent. Lori runs back to her family while Lana continues to be unfazed.]

Lana: "You guys... Don't be afraid; it's just trying to protect its babies!"

Me: Yep they are very territorial.

Fluttershy: Let me do this. (To the wolverines) It's okay. Can you lead us to the exit of the cave?

The Wolverines did so.

[Once again, the Louds are traversing the cave, with Lori in front trying to get a signal. However, she doesn't look where she's going and collides with a wall.]

Lori: "Oof!" [drops her phone]

Lucy: "It's a dead end." [Lori gets up] "The best kind of end." [Lori is in dismay]

Lynn Sr.: "That's it - we're stuck. We're tunnel people now... Let's just start building our new forever home." [losing it as he points towards various areas]"Here's the kitchen. And here's the den. And this'll be my man cave. Oh, who are you kidding Lynn?! The whole ding-dang thing's a cave!"

[Lincoln notices something just next to him.]

Lincoln: "Huh...? [Excitedly] Look, it's Captain Kit's hat! I saw it in Mr. Rinsler's book!"

Me: Well I'll be.

Nico: Cool.

[Luan takes the hat and wears it.]

Luan: "Don't worry, Dad. We'll find a way out of here..." [points at the hat, accidentally triggering another booby trap] "...and hat's no lie."

[A mechanism has just finished activating off-screen. The floor the Louds are stepping on crackles and breaks, causing them all to fall down and scream. The family are sent down a long slide, screaming for dear life - except for Lily and Pinkie Pie, who are seen screaming with joy. The camera cuts to Lynn Sr.'s view-point. He dodges an incoming rock while sliding.]

[We all are eventually sent flying into another cave and land with a groan. Lincoln in particular lands close to the screen.]

Lynn: "Oh, my butt... I think I added a crack."

Lana: "Anyone have any idea where we are?"

Leni: "Ooh, I know. A dark scary place."

Lincoln: "Hey, check this out."

[He has gotten up and is pointing towards a strange symbol, one which Leni's necklace seems to share.]

Lincoln: "It's the same symbol that's on the map." [pockets the map] "Hmm..."

Me: Looks like a puzzle.

Luna: [to Leni] "Dude, the top part looks like your necklace." [tugs on Leni's necklace]

Me: Yeah it sure does.

Leni: "Careful! The bone man gave me that!"

Lisa: "I think the word you're looking for is, uh, skeleton."

Lucy: "And a fine specimen it was."

Lori: "What's that bottom part of the symbol? It looks like a gemstone."

Lola: "Yeah, but we haven't seen any gems since the fake treasure room! And those are long gone."

Lily: Hmm.

[The Louds quickly get to thinking, and Lily presents the red gem she nabbed earlier.]

Lily: "Tada!"

Rita: "I know Mommy said no touching, but good girl."

[The smug Lily holds the gem high.]

Lincoln: "Let me see both pieces." [is handed the necklace and the gem, which he combines to form the symbol identical to the cut-out next to it.] "Here goes nothing..."
[He places the necklace+gem combo in the cut-out; after a brief pause, the necklace glows red.]

[The cave buckles once again, this time to open a huge door in the cave which leads them to the actual treasure. Lincoln and the others all gasp as a bright light shines in front of them. Ahead of the door is the real treasure.]

Me: WHOA!

Leni: "Are we allowed to celebrate?"

[Lola inspects a gold doubloon.]

Lola: "Hm, proper weight... good luster..." [bites into it; no crumbling this time] "It's real, all right."

Nicole: IT'S THE REAL TREASURE!

Nico: SO AWESOME!

Lana: "Let's get this party STARTED!"

[The others cheer and run towards the treasure! Lincoln and Lynn Sr. stay back for a bit, then join the others.]

Lynn: [popping out a treasure chest] "Everybody load up!"

[The others load up with all the riches they could ever dream of. Meanwhile, Lincoln and Lynn Sr. are doing a victory dance.]

Nico: YEAH!

Lincoln and Lynn Sr.:
We're gonna save Mastodon!
We're gonna save Mastodon!

[Lynn Sr.'s rump accidentally hits a button that's just next to him, triggering another booby trap.]

Me: Uh oh!

Lynn Sr.: [realizes the trap is about to trigger] "Oh... no."

[The cave starts to quake.]

Lincoln: "Heh-heh, I'm sure that's nothing..."

[A wall quickly approaches the Louds and the treasure. Lori yelps in panic.]

Lori: "Why does every wall in this place move?!"

[Everyone screams as the wall pushes the gold, and the family, off the cliff.]

Lincoln: "We're gonna drop!"

[All the gold drops, but the family doesn't, thanks to Lynn holding on with her one hand. The other Louds are holding onto Lynn's leg.]

We were flying.

Lynn: "Good thing I never skip Leg Day!" [tries to pull them up, but fails; her leg stretches further; struggling] "You guys are... egh... heavier... than I... thought...!"

[continues trying to pull them up]

Lynn Sr.: "It's not us! All this gold is weighing us down! Everyone, drop your packs!"

Lincoln: "Dad, what about the camp?"

Lynn Sr.: "What?! You guys are way more important to me than any treasure!"

Lynn: "Listen to the man!" [tries to pull up again]

[No way out; the family drops their duffels, save for one.]

Lynn Sr.: "Lola, you too."

Lola: [disgruntledly] "Ugh, okay..."

[Lola hesitantly takes out a big chest of treasure and drops it. Coincidentally, a fishing boat zooms into the lake to collect all the fallen treasure. The duffels and the chest land on the boat. The Louds gasp in horror, thinking they've given away the treasure.]

Horsea: Alright, buddy! Why are you following us?!

Lola: "Seriously?! Did we just give our treasure to FLIP?!"

Rita: [recognizing the boat] "That's not Flip. That's..."

[The man standing atop the boat taking off the hood of his coat is revealed to be SAMUEL LOUD, who opens his hood and he is alive and well.]

Samuel Loud: "Hang on, little minnows!"

Louds: "(GASPS IN SHOCK) Gramps?!"

Lynn Sr.: DAD!? YOU"RE ALIVE!

We flew down to the boat.

Me: Samuel Loud!? Wow! You're all right!

Samuel Loud: "Welcome aboard, kiddos! And it's an honor to meet you all Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

[Lynn Sr. suddenly envelopes his father in a bear hug for the first time in years. He then cried hard.]

Lynn Sr.: (Crying hard) Dad I thought you were dead!

[Mr. Rinsler is packing up marshmallows when he notices all the Louds.]

Mr. Rinsler: "Oh, hey there, Louds. I was about to see how many marshmallows I can fit into my mouth! Watch!" [stuffs them all; muffled] "Thirty-two." [Lynn Sr. and Samuel thumbs him up]

Lynn Sr.: "We have amazing news!"

Samuel Loud: "You're not gonna believe this!"

Me: Yep.

Mr. Rinsler: [recognizing Samuel's face] "Is that you, Samuel Loud? You're alive! And hairier than I remember." [Samuel looks to Lynn Sr.]

Samuel Loud: "And you're older than I remember." [Mr. Rinsler grins]

Lynn Sr.: "We found Captain Kit's treasure! There were moving walls, and holes in the floor! And we rode a slide, and there was a wolverine and a bone man!"

Me: Yeah it was an awesome adventure.

[Lincoln lugs in Lola's chest of gold, which spills gold into a heap on the ground.]

Lincoln: "The point is..." [drops the chest, revealing all its treasures.] "Now you can save the camp."

Mr. Rinsler: [impressed] "Wow, that sure is a lot of gold. Thanks!"

[The Louds cheer, having finally saved Lynn Sr.'s childhood camp from closure.]

Mr. Rinsler: "But, uh, no thanks."

[The celebration is swiftly muted by this declaration.]

Lynn Sr.: "I'm sorry, what now?"

Mr. Rinsler: "Well, as great as they were, I'm afraid my Mastodon days are over."

Lynn: "Buddy, I dangled off a CLIFF for that gold!"

Me: Lynn calm down.

Mr. Rinsler: "Well, gosh. That sounds exciting, but I'm out of here next week. I bought a condo in Florida."

Louds: "Florida?!"

Mr. Rinsler: "Yep. The whole state is one giant summer camp for retirees."

Me: Oh you're retiring.

[Lynn Sr. starts to cry again; has this entire adventure been for nothing?]

Lynn Sr.: "That's it? There-there's no more camp?"

[The Louds move in to console their dad.]

Lori: "Sorry, Dad..."

Lynn Sr.: [sniffs] "I'll be okay. If this is my last time at Mastodon, it's fine, 'cause you guys gave me the best memory I'll ever have of this place."

Me: That's awesome.

[His wife and children give him a big group hug as Leonard watches.]

Samuel Loud: "Hmm, uh, a crazy thought, but, uh, what if it didn't have to be the last time?"

[Lisa pulls away and gasps.]

Lisa: "Of course! I'll rip a hole in the space-time continuum, construct a time machine out of Gramps' boat, and send us back 30 years to enjoy Camp Mastodon in days of yore."

Me: That's a crazy idea.

Samuel: "I was thinking maybe I'd just take over the camp."

Lisa: [crosses her arms] "Oh, sure. If you want to do it the easy way."

Me: Hey that's not a bad idea.

Lynn Sr.: "Wait, wh-what are you talking about, Dad? You've been a fisherman your whole life. I thought you loved it."

Samuel Loud: "I do, but, uh, I think it's time for this salty dog to, uh, to drop anchor. I've always loved Mastodon. Plus, I'll get to spend more time with the family I've been missing all these years ever since I died..."

[Samuel Loud starts to tear up, and so does his son; they hug, both sobbing their hearts out.]

Luna: "Yeah, those dudes are most definitely related."

Me: They sure are. Wait that reminds me. Samuel how did you come back after all these years even after I got justice for you after having Derick Daniel Monroe executed?

Samuel Loud: Lets just say that God gave me a second chance.

Me: Wow!

Mr. Rinsler: [laughing in joy] "Well, this is perfect. It would be my honor to turn the camp over to you, Samuel."

Samuel Loud: "And it would be my honor to carry on your legacy, Rinsler. But I am gonna need that treasure."

[Lola is perusing the treasure for her's to keep; Rita clears her throat off-screen. Lola notices Rita and Lily scowling at her.]

Lola: [rolling her eyes in annoyance] "Fine!" [flicks away a coin]

[Samuel and Lynn Sr. do the Mastodon handshake.]

Samuel and Lynn Sr.: "Yeah, heh-heh-heh, mm-mm-mm, ooh!"

[This time they fall to the floor instead of being hip-checked. Lincoln looks at the joyous father-and-son duo, and to the map which made it all possible...]

Lincoln: "Thanks, Captain Kit."

Me: This was one awesome treasure hunt.


[The camp, now under Samuel, is bustling with activity once again. the camera cuts to a close-up of Lynn Sr. and Samuel, standing side-by-side close together and putting their arms around each other.]

Lynn Sr.: "Look at us running the ol' three-legged race again..."

Samuel: "Yep, and it's even better with 24 legs! Right, my little minnows?"

[The camera zooms out, revealing that all the Louds are taking part in the race. Mr. Rinsler blows the whistle, and the Louds get to running. Leonard and Lynn Sr. are noticeably faster then the others and finish first, but tumble into a bush.]

Samuel and Lynn Sr.: "Oof!" [they emerge]

Me: You two all right?

Samuel: "Poison ivy?"

Lynn Sr.: [tearing up] "It itches just like I remember..."

[They tearfully hug each other.]

Lynn Sr.: "I love you so much, Dad!"

Samuel: "I love you so much, Lynn!"

Lynn: [deadpan] "Yup, definitely related."

William: This has been the best day before a war ever.

Me: It sure has William. Samuel, thank goodness you are all right. Mr. Lynn was absolutely devastated when he thought you were dead. Ever since that day over 30 years ago he was ABSOLUTELY terrified of Halloween. But we've been helping him get over his fear.

Eli: Yeah no kidding. But thank goodness you're back.

Samuel Loud: And it's great that you all were helping Lynn. I'm so happy that he achieved his dream of being a great restaurant owner.

Nico: He makes some of the best food we've ever had.

Eli: Boy he sure does.

Laney: Yeah grandpa. We have so much to tell you.

Samuel Loud: I can't wait to hear it.

Nico: You will love it.

We got to telling him everything.

I later looked out over the horizon as the sun was setting.

Me: Team Dark Phoenix Storm, you better be ready. (EYES GLOW RED) TEAM LOUD PHOENIX STORM IS COMING FOR YOU AND WE'RE GOING TO MAKE SURE YOU PAY FOR YOUR CRIMES! WE ARE READY FOR YOU! HIT US WITH YOUR BEST SHOT!

THE STAGE HAS BEEN SET AND THE BATTLE TO SAVE THE EARTH FROM AN EVIL NEGATIVE 10 VERSION OF TEAM LOUD PHOENIX STORM IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!

TO BE CONTINUED…


Another awesome fanfic done.

Camped from The Loud House was a really cool episode! The episode aired on May 31st, 2021 and it was awesome! I thought it was so awesome how the Loud's all went on a great treasure hunt to save Lynn Sr.'s camp and it was great! NicoChan11 gave me the ideas for this. Thanks man. Get ready everyone for the moment you've all been waiting for. Tomorrow we go into war against Team Dark Phoenix Storm lead by Mr. Mind and his evil group. It's gonna be both a combination of The Loud House Movie and a battle that will decide the ultimate fate of the planet. No rescues during that chapter. It's all about the safety of the world.

See you all tomorrow. I got this chapter done already because I woke up early. But send me additional scenes for this chapter just to be on the safe side.