HAPPY 34TH BIRTHDAY TO ME!


In Skylands, me, Allie, Eli, Missy and Christina Schumacher the Arceus Gene-Slammer were flying over the lands and they were amazing.

Christina Schumacher: (German Accent) J.D., is it okay if we take our time for this rescue?

Christina concentrated and groaned as she got bigger.

Me: Sure thing Christina.

She turned into ARCEUS!

Allie Wilde: AWESOME!

We arrived at Skylander Academy and it was amazing.

Me: Wow! So this is Skylander Academy. I always wondered what it was like here.

Eli: It sure is amazing. Wow. Look at all the students here. It's amazing that there are so many kids here wanting to become like their awesome heroes the Skylanders.

Missy: It sure is awesome. I think it's so cool.

Me: You said it. Spyro this whole school you all came up with was a great idea.

Spyro: Thanks J.D. Since Kaos is now in the Masters of Evil and The Darkness is now gone forever, there are still other villains that will want to take over Skylands. So we'll need all the help we can get if we want to take them down.

Me: That's a good reason.

Eli: Yep. Also Glumshanks said he has something awesome to show us.

Me: And I think I see him up there.

We went up to him.

Glumshanks: Glad you guys could make it. I need your help with something. See this?

We saw a mirror and we saw that it was a mysterious mirror and it was really a portal to a mirror universe for Skylands.

Me: Whoa this mirror looks amazing.

Glumshanks: It's actually a portal to a mirror universe.

Me: Right! I remember hearing about this. We heard about there being a mirror universe for Skylands where Kaos and the Trolls are all good and the Mabu, Flynn, Cali, Persephone and Eon are bad.

Allie Wilde: Wow! That is a huge switch.

Missy: That is so freaky. But really cool.

Glumshanks: Lets head in guys.

We went through the mirror and then we arrived in the Skylands Mirror World.

Me: Whoa! So this is the Mirror Universe of Skylands.

Eli: Wow. It looks pretty much the same.

Missy: It kind of does.

Me: We've been to several mirror universes before though Missy. It's a really weird and unusual sight.

We went on and we met Mirror Kaos and he was the polar opposite of the one we know and he has blue eyes instead of red and he doesn't have his trademark Kaos symbol in the middle of his forehead and he had a necklace with the 8 elements of skylands and he has a staff and is wearing a blue robe.

Mirror Kaos: Ah there you are Gladshanks and Team Loud Phoenix Storm it's an honor to meet you.

Me: Same here Kaos. It's a pleasure to meet you too. Your version in our universe is with our frenemies in the Masters of Evil.

Mirror Kaos: That's interesting.

Eli: We got word that you're having problems with the evil Dark Portal Master, Evilon.

Me: But first what can you tell us about Evilon?

Mirror Kaos told us all about him.


Evilon is the main antagonist in Skylanders: Trap Team mission "Mirror Of Mystery". He is good Kaos's archenemy and a foe for the Skylanders.

Evilon is Master Eon's evil dimensional counterpart, who is seen at the beginning of the expansion pack, threatening to destroy the alternate Skylands. But not before giving the Portal Masters a chance to face him. After knowing the whereabouts of this mirror dimension, Glumshanks appears at Skylanders academy, where he teleports himself and the Skylander to the other world. As they arrive, they meet Kaos' good counterpart, who gladly welcomes them to his world. They look around them and see that the trolls are happy and peaceful, while the Mabu is the mean invaders. After assembling the mechs for the troll army to defend themselves, the Skylanders help them fight back. As they break through the Mabu's barrier, they come across Flynn's mirror counterpart, who drops bombs upon them that destroys their mechs. Later, as they keep moving on, they also come across an evil Persephone who creates Mabu super soldiers that she summoned to attack the Skylanders. The Skylanders throws at the bomb at Persephone's tree, which destroys Persephone in the process. Once they make it to Evilon, a troll appears on a flying gunship and helps the Skylanders take out Evilon's defenses. As the Skylanders shoots Evil Flynn's ship, it begins to crash into the mirror that Evilon was in, destroying him once and for all.


When he was finished we were shocked!

Me: WHOA! So he really IS the exact polar opposite of Master Eon.

Missy: And he's causing a lot of problems here.

Me: Yeah. But we'll gladly take him and his cohorts down for you all. And I know just the method to do so.

I pulled out some black Traptanium Crystals and they looked like Mirror Flynn, Mirror Cali, Mirror Persephone and Evilon.

Me: We haven't used these in a long time. This is gonna be awesome.

Missy: It sure will be awesome. Time to kick some butt!

Then suddenly Missy glowed purple and then the symbol for the Skylands elemental force of Magic appeared on her cutie mark which was a galaxy with moons and stars swirling around it as well as science beakers and lab equipment swirling around it. And if that weren't enough she had an awesome Purple Traptanium Crystal broadsword appear in her hands.

Missy: WHOA!

Glumshanks: Wow! You have your own Traptanium Sword, Missy.

Missy: This is so cool!

Then we saw MIRROR CALI!

Missy: And I think I found my first target to try it out on.

Eli: Go get her Missy!

Missy flew at Mirror Cali. This version of Cali looked like a blue version of her and she had glowing evil red eyes!

Mirror Cali: You are fools to try and take on Master Evilon! He will make sure you all perish!

Missy: We'll see about that!

Missy's sword glowed a powerful neon purple she went at the Mirror Cali and defeated her with a powerful slash and knocked her down.

MIRROR CALI DEFEATED!

Missy: I hope these crystals work as powerfully as J.D. said.

She held up a Black Crystal and a vortex formed and it sucked Mirror Cali in and trapped her inside it!

Missy: WHOA!

Mirror Cali: HEY! LET ME OUT OF HERE! I WON'T STAND FOR THIS!

MIRROR CALI TRAPPED!

Mirror Cali: Better to be a frenemy than a villain.

Missy: Whoa! That was amazing!

Me: Awesome job for your first catch with Traptanium. Good job Missy!

Eli: That was amazing!

Me: It sure was. Lets get going to take down Evilon.

We were off and we went to get Evilon. Along the way, Eli caught Mirror Hugo, Allie caught Mirror Persephone and Christina caught Mirror Mags! We then met the twin Liliraune named Nakiya and Nikila as well as a Jumpfluff Gene-Slammer named Nikki Remington. We then came face to face with EVILON!

Evilon: Greetings, J.D. Knudson of Team Loud Phoenix Storm. It's I, Evilon! Your mortal enemy!

Me: I have many mortal enemies.

Evilon: I come to you now with a warning. Turn back now. Turn back or meet your ultimate and very messy doom.

Me: I've heard that one before.

Missy: Yeah! And we're going to take you down!

Mirror Flynn then appeared!

Mirror Flynn: You should not have said that! Now you will feel your doom!

Me: We'll see about that.

We went at Mirror Flynn and defeated him and sent him careening to the mirror.

I then had Mirror Flynn put in a Traptanium Crystal and Missy did the same with Evilon! MIRROR SKYLANDS WAS FREE! I then put on my blind man glasses and Eli covered his eyes and I snapped my fingers and Nikki reverted back and she was naked. Christina reverted back too.

Christina was human again. But naked.

Christina: (covers herself) If we ever see an evil J.D., remind us to send him into Oblivion!

Eli: Noted on that. That was freaky!

Nikki Remington: (Covers herself) But that was really cool!

I gave Christina and Nikki new clothes and they put them on.

Missy: That was amazing how there was an evil version of Eon here.

Nikila: You aren't kidding. But it wasn't just him. It was Persephone, Flynn and all the Mabu.

Me: Yeah what a huge switch. But that's what is expected in Mirror Universes.

Eli: But the coolest part is that we've taken down 5 of the most dangerous enemies here.

Eli had 5 Traptanium Crystals and they had Mirror Flynn, Mirror Hugo, Mirror Mags, Mirror Persephone and Evilon in them.

Me: And Glumshanks really helped us out a lot for this one. His experiences here really came in handy here.

Missy: It sure did and I got this really awesome Traptanium Crystal Sword. I think it's so cool!

Eli: Yep and congratulations on getting that Missy.

Missy: Thanks.

Nakiya: We're proud of you Missy.

Me: That was awesome. We will have to use Traptanium Crystals more often. This was awesome.

Eli: It sure was.

We later went back to our world.


After dealing with Evilon and the evil Mabu, Lincoln, me, Nico, Eli, Nicole, and Takanuva were heading to Daphne's mansion in Coolsville, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the eleven girls there, but we also got word that Mr. Gordon has come back from the dead, and not only has he rebuilt Robopup, he also wants revenge on Mystery Inc for ruining his plans to rob Daphne's mansion.

Lincoln: So, we're heading back to Daphne's mansion, and I think I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the eleven girls here, but from what we heard, Mr. Gordon has come back from the dead, and he's also rebuilt Robopup, and he wants revenge on Mystery Inc for ruining his plan to rob Daphne's mansion.

Me: That's right, big guy, and we're also going to reprogram Robopup to serve us.

Nico: That's a good idea, and it's better than destroying him again.

Me: Yep.

?: HELP!

Suddenly, Lincoln heard the sound of eleven girls calling for help. With his deep sapphire blue cyborg eyes and superhuman sight, along with sensing energy signals, he saw and heard where the call for help was coming from. He saw the eleven girls, along with both the grown-up selves of Mystery Inc and the kid versions of Mystery Inc, but they were cornered by Mr. Gordon and Robopup, and he's going to kill them.

Lincoln: Guys, I found the eleven girls, but they, along with the grown-up selves of Mystery Inc and the kid versions of Mystery Inc, have been cornered by Mr. Gordon and Robopup, and he's going to kill them. Come on, let's go.

We rushed over, and me and Nico punched Mr. Gordon in the face, and Lincoln fired a wave of energy, which caused Robopup to be reprogrammed to obey us. When Mr. Gordon tried to order him to attack us, Robopup growled at him, and he fired neon blue energy ropes from a cannon it got out from his back, and it tied Mr. Gordon up. We cheered for what Lincoln did, and we now have Robopup added to our team. We checked on both Mystery Inc gangs, and they were okay, then, Lincoln and Nicole went up to the eleven girls, and when Lincoln saw who they were, he immediately recognized them.

The eleven girls were Honey Kisaragi from Cutie Honey Flash, Akane Tsunemori, Mika Shimotsuki, Yayoi Kunizuka, and Risa Aoyanagi from Psycho-Pass, Mamori Anezaki, Suzuna Taki, Karin Koizumi, Maruko Himuro, Riko Kumabukuro, and Koharu Wakana from Eyeshield 21.

Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Honey Kisaragi, Akane Tsunemori, Mika Shimotsuki, Yayoi Kunizuka, and Risa Aoyanagi from Psycho-Pass, Mamori Anezaki, Suzuna Taki, Karin Koizumi, Maruko Himuro, Riko Kumabukuro, and Koharu Wakana.

Nicole: From Psycho-Pass and Eyeshield 21, awesome.

Lincoln: Are you girls okay?

Honey Kisaragi: Yeah, we're okay, thanks to you.

Then, when Honey Kisaragi and the ten other girls saw who it was that saved them from Mr. Gordon, their faces all lit up like red Christmas lights upon seeing the 16-year-old 7'0" tall, handsome, white-haired, bare-chested hunk with abnormally large and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, a lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books on his massive right pec and surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, a Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon and in a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem with the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids, a deep sapphire blue kanji on his wider muscular back that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Lightning Storms, The Weather, and the Thirteen Elemental Forces, Man With A Plan, Golden-Hearted Brother of 16 Siblings, and Golden-Hearted Lover, Father, Son, and Husband", and he had deep sapphire blue eyes.

He had his Sword of Taranis holstered on his wider muscular back, his orange Crystal Saber holstered on his left hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, the Pisces constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck, large weighted orange bands on his massive biceps and thighs, his large Cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive deep blue angel wings surging with powerful super lightning and the stars and blue nebulae reflecting on them, and he was dressed in an orange version of He Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with hanging silver lightning bolts held up by his Belt of Elemental Bravery with large orange gem for the belt buckle on his waist, a pair of blue pants with gold lightning bolts on the thighs, and large white leather combat boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and armor on the toe area, silver Thunder Kanji earrings, a large silver Thunder Kanji necklace on his neck and across his permanently bare chest, large fingerless black gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it, a large Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring on his left ring finger, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger, and he had eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs.

Honey Kisaragi: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.

Then, Lincoln made ten clones of himself, and he and the ten clones went up to the girls, and they'd picked them up and hugged them in their abnormally large and powerful muscular arms, and kissed them on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrap their arms around the necks of Lincoln and his clones. We cheered wildly over the scene, and the girls in Lincoln's harem welcomed the new members of their future husband's harem.

Honey Kisaragi: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.

We returned home to the Estate, and Robopup now has a new home with us, and as for Mr. Gordon, he was sent to the Uranus Prison with a sentence of Life Without Parole. He was put in a straitjacket and chained to a wall in a separate cell in Solitary Confinement, where he'll stay there for the rest of his life.


After reprogramming Robopup and throwing Mr. Gordon in prison, we were training intensely in the gym doing our 100,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 9,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we got a shower after that.

Then, we were heading down to meet Jun the Swan's friends, and we're also going to take down her old enemy, the Galactor terrorist organization. Plus, we found out that when Lincoln rescued Jun, her world merged with Earth.

Lincoln: I can't wait to meet your friends, Jun.

Jun: You and the rest of the team are going to like meeting them, Lincoln. Plus, we're also going to destroy the Galactor terrorist organization for good.

Me: You said it, Jun.

Lincoln: The Galactor terrorist organization has caused a lot of trouble for Jun and her friends in the past, since they want nothing more than to control Earth and its natural resources.

Lincoln 2: And I know a lot about Sosai X, he came from Selectol, a planet located somewhere in the Andromeda Nebula 2 million light years away, and he was sent to Earth under instructions from his superiors and sought to conquer the planet by using a small mafia group to his advantage.

Me: And over the years, he built up power, and that small mafia group grew into the biggest terrorist organization that threatened the Earth.

Nico: But, we'll be rid of him and the entire Galactor organization for good.

We arrived at the location, and we were greeted by Jun's friends, Ken Washio, Joe Asakura, Jinpei, Ryu Nakanishi, Dr. Kozaburo Nambu, Director Anderson, and Red Impulse, who were part of the group called The International Science Organization. They also reunited with Jun, and they also found out from her that she's now one of the future wives of Lincoln, and they cheered for her, and they also know he's a man of his word, and he'll take care of her.

Director Anderson: Well, now that introductions are out of the way, it's time that we put a stop to the Galactor organization for good.

Lincoln: But, before we get after the main members of the team, we have to take care of their main two divisions, Black Birds and Devil Stars.

We first went after the Black Birds division, and Lincoln formed a massive cloud of darkness, and in it were mini electromagnetic pulse bombs, which disabled their technology. Then, we'd used Darkstar's powers, and we fired darkness blasts which hits the Black Birds, and we'd sucked out all their energy, and we were getting stronger and stronger and stronger, and our attack killed them all.

Then, we'd went after the Devil Stars division, and Lincoln also formed a massive cloud of darkness, and it blinded them. Then, Zhen Ji played a melody on her Dark Moon Flute, the haunting moonlight melody from the Dark Moon Flute had hypnotized all of the Devil Stars female assassins, and we saw them rip each other apart, and they killed each other, leaving a pool of blood all over the floor.

Lincoln: Nice work, Lady Zhen. That was a pretty amazing melody you played on your flute.

Zhen Ji: (Smiles) Thank you, Lincoln. Plus, I got to admit, you definitely live up to your reputation

Nico: That's our Man With The Plan. Now, we can get after the big wigs of Galactor.

We then went after the four main big wigs of Galactor, Sosai X, Berg Katse, Gel Sadora, and Count Egobossler.

Sosai X: So, the famous Team Loud Phoenix Storm has arrived.

Me: That's right, Sosai X, and we're here for one thing: to take you all down and destroy your little organization once and for all.

Lincoln: You and your organization have terrorized Earth for the last time, Sosai X.

Lincoln transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu Infinity Thundersnow Buffalo Angel of Frozen Lightning Justice, and unholstered his massive Sword of Taranis from his wider muscular back, and the rest of us transformed, and unholstered our weapons, and we went after the four main big wigs of Galactor, and we blasted them with powerful neon colored energy blasts and elemental blasts, and we slashed at them with our weapons, and we hurt them badly. Because of our attacks, they were now on their last legs.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Thundersnow Elemental Voice of Justice) And now, this is the end for the entire Galactor organization. GALACTOR GENOCIDE BLAST!

Lincoln fired four massive energy blasts, which went after Sosai X, Berg Katse, Gel Sadora, and Count Egobossler, and as they hit them, they exploded with incredible power, and the explosions killed them and they were also Super Hakaied forever. We cheered wildly, and we'd holstered our weapons, and we powered down. Then, Jun went up to Lincoln, and Lincoln picked Jun up in his abnormally large and powerful muscular arms, and he hugged her, and as they locked eyes, the two of them kissed passionately, as we cheered for them.

Finally, the terror of the Galactor terrorist organization was silenced forever, and the International Science Organization were now new members of the team.

We went back to the estate.


Back at the estate, everyone was getting everything ready for a party. But it wasn't just anyone's party. It was MY party. It was my birthday today and it was gonna be so awesome.

Nico: (to Escaflowne Varie) Thanks for joining us, Varie.

Varie (Escaflowne): I'm honored to be here Nico and thank you so much for helping me get over my grief.

Nico: It was my pleasure.

Varie: And I'm also honored to meet my namesake. I met J.D. the same way as you did with Van's dad but at Grand Venture State Park when he first moved here to Michigan.

Luna: Boy I remember that dudes. That was amazing.

Lana: It sure was.

Lucy Loud: I thought it was too.

Laney: That was an amazing adventure. And it's where I got my powers.

Varie (Escaflowne): That is amazing.

Nico: Here they come!

Everyone got to hiding.

We came back and the lights are off.

Me: Whoa it's dark.

Eli: I'll get that for you bro.

Eli turned the lights on and then…

Everyone: SURPRISE!

Mascots: HAPPY BIRTHDAY J.D.!

Me: (GASP) OH WOW! YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME!

Clawful: Happy Birthday, J.D.!

Me: Thank you all so much!

Nico: You earned this party buddy.

Me: I'm honored guys!

Lucky: LUCKY! You deserve it too J.D.

Me: Thank you all so much guys!

Lincoln: That's right, J.D., and we've got some awesome gifts for you.

Me: Give them to me later.

Varie (Escaflowne): Hello, J.D. You must be wondering how I got here.

Me: I sure am and it's a pleasure to meet you Varie. Van told us so much about you.

Varie (Escaflowne): I had a feeling he did. Also it was a really interesting story.

Nico: It happened while you were having your rescue.

FLASHBACK

Nico and Varie were flying over Gaea and they were flying over the forests and then they came across the ruins of Van's old kingdom o Fanelia.

Nico: Wow so this is Fanelia. We never saw this when we were here the last time.

Varie: I know. It sure is amazing but it's awful what happened here when the Zaibach Empire destroyed it.

Nico: No kidding.

They landed in the forest and they looked up and saw the Earth and the Moon and all the planets we have around Earth in the sky.

Nico: Wow! The Earth, the Moon and all the planets we have are amazing from here.

Varie: Boy it sure is amazing.

Then they heard crying.

Varie: Sounds like someone is crying.

Nico and Varie went over and they saw a grave and in front of it was a woman with black hair and white clothes crying her eyes out and she had magnificent white angel wings.

Nico: Whoa that must Van and Falken's mother Varie.

Varie: She has the same name like me.

They went up to her.

Nico: Excuse me?

Varie saw them.

Nico: I'm Nicolas Chan and this is Varie Knudson.

Varie: Pleasure to meet you.

Varie (Escaflowne): (Crying)

Nico knew that she was going through some rough times because of her loss of Van and Falken's father. But he helped her out and got her better.

FLASHBACK ENDS

Me: Wow that's amazing.

Nico: Yep.

Aligned Knock Out: For your birthday, I think we can give the usual battles a rest for today.

Me: Thank you guys! LETS PARTY!

We got down to partying. First was an awesome obstacle course race. Me, Rainbow Dash, Nico and Eli were going to run our most dangerous obstacle course ever: THE RACE FROM HELL!

We went through a lot of treacherous obstacles and more and it was awesome! Later I was facing an evil Sasuke in a Simulator battle.

I was facing him in the Final Valley and I was ready to make sure he suffered.

Evil Sasuke: (ENRAGED) YOU FUCKING CUR! I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU!

Me: Just like I've had it with all of your fucking godforsaken clan.

Evil Sasuke did not like that insult to him.

Me: Your clan paid the ultimate price for their crimes just like you soon will.

Evil Sasuke: (ENRAGED) I'LL KILL YOU 100 TIMES OVER FOR SAYING THAT!

Me: FUCK YOU!

Evil Sasuke went at me and I blocked his punch and kicked him in the face and smashed him down.

Me: Now you will face my true and ultimate power.

Evil Sasuke: What do you mean!?

I then was enveloped in a massive vortex of rainbow fire and a rainbow aura and then I went Super Angel-Ebonwu-Phoenix-Harmony Infinity and I was at full power!

Me: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Voice) This is my ultimate power.

Evil Sasuke saw how powerful I was and he then was infuriated even more!

Evil Sasuke: I HATE YOU! YOU SHOULD BE A HELPLESS WEAKLING BEFORE ME! We are the Uchiha! We are the Strongest!

Me: You will never be the strongest as long as I'm around.

Evil Sasuke: WHY ARE YOU SO STRONG!? YOU ARE NOTHING COMPARED TO THE UCHIHA! WE ARE THE STRONGEST!

Me: Because the Uchiha are nothing but a bunch of traitors, murderers, thieves and delusional monsters that care about no one other than themselves. Your clans crimes against the world are completely unforgivable. You all think you are so entitled to everything and want to have everything handed to you all on a silver plater. That's all you ever care about is nothing but power. But there were exceptions in the Uchiha. Itachi, Naori, Izumi, Shisui, Mikoto, they were those that are exceptions. But the rest of the Uchiha are pure evil incarnate. You and your clan are nothing more than a bunch of sad and fucked up megalomaniacal fuckpots that have absolutely no respect for the value of human life at all and will do anything to get what they want. Even kill the people of their own village and those that are precious to them. You all fucking disgust me!

Evil Sasuke was enraged.

Me: You're now about to see just how merciless the power of a god can be to anyone. Including you. I'm far more powerful than you ever will be in an infinite number of lifetimes and I am now going to make sure that you never get your hands on anymore power.

Evil Sasuke: WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE YOU MOTHERFUCKING CUR!? YOU ARE NOTHING TO US YOU CUR!

Me: Hmm. Yes and a "Motherfucking Cur" was the only kind of person you thought you can handle. I remember that your father said that very same thing to me in 150,000 years just as I was killing the Uchiha for their crimes and snuffing out the very darkness that they used to destroy so many lives. When he made his speech about how you were going to kill all of the Leaf in the name of Madara Uchiha all they did was seal their own fates. Your Father poisoned his own son, you, with his own hatred and turned you into a miniature version of him and he poisoned your mind with so much of his hatred over everything that you became a totally lost cause. He made you into a homicidal and completely mentally unstable psychopath and you did not show any value towards friendship or comradery. You wanted everything handed to you on a silver platter just like your wretched father and all your clan did. You cheated in everything, Even though Ninjas cheat, education is the one thing that we NEVER cheat at. Isn't that right and they say that your father was leading the Uchiha to greatness. But it turns out you're just another lost soul of the run-of-the-mill ninja. And you know it. You're not even in the same kind of league in the kind of power that I possess. I can destroy the entire universe in the mere blink of a cosmic eye if I wanted to. But I won't. In fact, next to my kind of power and the power that you have, you are nothing compared to me and you and your clan were nothing but a bunch of pathetic little microbes compared to it. The way you covet all that power, the way your clan did all the deeds in the name of the devil known as Madara Uchiha, a monster and a planet destroyer. It's downright fucking disgusting. As the most powerful fighter and warrior and champion in the universe, all I see when I look at you is a fucked up miserable fuckweed and a heartless motherfucking psychotic wretch. And on top of that I fucking hate your style above all others you ruthless fuckkicker! What is it that you and your clan are hoping to accomplish? Stealing all the jutsu in the world just to expand your jutsu arsenal and repertoire, committing crimes all over the planet just to satisfy the devil Madara Uchiha, murdering countless innocent people, stealing jutsu, betraying those that are closest to you, pursuing petty and worthless desires like revenge and above all betraying the very village your clan founded with the First Hokage. You Uchiha Motherfuckers don't give a flying fuck about anyone but your pathetic goddamned motherfucking selves and that is why I killed them all including your father. The Uchiha are heartless monsters that murder, lie, steal, betray and are completely powerhungry just like you and that's why I killed them all without a single shred of remorse. They are nothing but monsters that are all Evil Incarnate. YOU ALL FUCKING DISGUST ME!

RAGE - NARUTO SHIPPUDEN MOVIE 2 OST - RAGE PLAYS AT 2:18

Evil Sasuke Roared in an incredible amount of rage and fury and he went at me and punched and kicked and brutally fought me all over and tried to smash my head in with indiscriminate fury and he was really determined to make sure that he kills me. I blocked all his punches and kicks and he jumped back and threw numerous kunai and I deflected them all and fired a powerful blast of fire and it hit him in his arm and burned him bad! He was screaming in pain and then he was screaming in agony. But then his screams of pain quickly turned into maniacal and insane laughter. He was laughing like an insane and totally fucked up monster that was fucked up to the core six ways till Sunday and he went at me again and I kicked him in the face and knocked him down and he got up and went at me again and I dodged him and fired a blast of lightning and it hit him in the crotch and electrocuted him all over. He went at me some more and I dodged his strike and kicked him in the back and sent him smashing into a rock and he got up and fired massive blasts of lightning at me and I deflected them back with my sword and he got electrocuted all over and I punched him in the face and he went at me some more and I was making him madder and madder and madder and he was only making me stronger with all his hatred and more. I then punched him in the face and he went at me and I dodged him again and dodged him again and then I kicked him in the back again and sent him crashing into a rock and he got up and went at me some more and fired massive blasts of fire at me and I fired waves of massive fire blasts at him and the blasts collided and exploded with incredible power!

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I fired elemental blasts at Evil Sasuke and he was firing blasts at me and massive fiery explosions were going off all over and turning the area into a raging inferno.

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I fired massive blasts of lightning and they hit Evil Sasuke all over the place and electrocuted him all over. Then he fired more fireballs and I fired a massive barrage of fireballs and more explosions were blasting everything all over.

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Evil Sasuke fired more fireballs and I dodged them all and massive numbers of fiery explosions went off all over the place.

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The Entire area around us was turning into a war zone! Evil Sasuke then fired a massive fireball.

Me: KAAAAAAAAA! MEEEEEEEEEEE! HAAAAAAAAAAAA! MEEEEEEEEEEE! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

I fired a massive Rainbow Fire Kamehameha Wave and it went through the fireball and destroyed it and it slammed into the Evil Sasuke and exploded!

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Evil Sasuke was smashed into the ground with incredible force and I kicked him in the stomach with incredible power and he belched up a huge amount of blood and then I grabbed him by his shirt and threw him into the air and flew after him and kicked him in the face and knocked out some of his teeth and he jumped away and fired waves of fire and I fired waves of lightning and they overtook his fire and the blasts of lightning hit him all over and electrocuted him and then I fired a wave of wind and entrapped him in a tornado and then I fired a wave of fire and burned him all over in the tornado as it was turned into a fire tornado. When the tornado faded he jumped out and fired more fire blasts and me and I fired waves of crystal at him and they hit him and cut him all over the place and then I fired waves of wood at him and smashed him all over the place with incredible force and smashed him all over. He ran at me with a Chidori and I teleported and fired waves of lava and burned his hands and he screamed in pain as he was burned all over and then I kicked him in the face and smashed him into a rock! Then he popped out of the rubble and threw the rock at me and I smashed it with incredible brute strength and smashed him with waves of rocks and pebbles and smashed him all over the place! I then fired waves of darkness and electrocuted and burned him all over.

Evil Sasuke got up and he was more enraged than ever before!

Evil Sasuke: (ENRAGED SCREAMING) WHAT IS IT WITH YOU!? WHY ARE YOU SO STRONG!? IT'S NOT FAIR! THAT POWER SHOULD BE MINE!

Me: You will never have my power. I earned this power. You would just take it.

Evil Sasuke then accessed his 2nd state of the Curse Mark and went at me and I teleported and kicked him in the face with incredible force and smashed him into the cliff. He exploded out of the cliff and fired a massive fireball at me and I kicked it into the air and it exploded.

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I erupted out of the smoke and kicked him into the ground and he got up. Evil Sasuke then fired a massive flurry of fireballs and they all missed me and then he had them all fly at me and I then encased herself in an energy barrier and sent them flying all over the place and they hit all over the place and exploded with incredible power!

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Everything was set on fire.

Evil Sasuke then formed his Susanno and had a massive energy arrow of pure lightning ready to fire!

Me: So that's it. (Cups hands to side) KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Evil Sasuke: THIS IS FROM ME TO YOU! INDRA'S ARROW!

He fired the massive lightning arrow!

Me: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

I fired a massive Rainbow Kamehameha Wave and the blasts collided and the resulting explosion was unbelievable!

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The explosion was so powerful, so massive and so devastating that it shook much of the 5 Great Nations to the Core and shook the very foundation of the entire planet to the brink! Everyone all over the Five Great Nations saw the massive explosion from the blast and ducked and covered from its intense power! The explosion was a massive and powerfully ferocious mushroom cloud that could be seen for miles and even the surrounding villages within the blast radius were completely destroyed! When the Smoke Cleared, the entire Final Valley was completely reduced to flaming rubble and it was all now nothing more than a flaming crater as smoke and ash came down from the sky and lightning was striking all over! I landed on the devastated land and I was not in the slightest bit exhausted.

Evil Sasuke got up and he was brutally mangled and cut up all over and he had blood dripping from almost every limb and his power was severely weakened bad and he was badly bruised and battered. His clothes were all partially torn up.

Evil Sasuke was infuriated beyond all form of recognition and he saw that I was still standing even after using an incredible blast of that kind of magnitude.

Evil Sasuke: YOU WRETCHED MOTHERFUCKING CUR! HOW DARE YOU!? HOW DARE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU!?

He was completely out of his mind with so much rage, fury and madness that it was unbelievable! He unleashed the full extent of his power with that of the Curse Mark in a massive explosion of incredibly insane anger!

He went at me and I dodged all his strikes with incredible ease and then I punched him hard in the face and then kicked him in the stomach with devastating force And he belched up a tremendous amount of blood. Evil Sasuke then raised his right arm up and then I threw an energy disk and it slashed his right arm clean off! He screamed in excruciating pain as it was completely severed from his shoulder and he clutched the stub of his arm.

Evil Sasuke: YOU MONSTER!

Me: I've been called worse.

Evil Sasuke: YOU CUR! WHY CAN'T I KILL YOU!?

Me: Because my power didn't come to me by stealing it. I earned it. Power is earned and never given. You will always be weak and a worthless pathetic piece of dirt. Just like your fucking clan when they died. The Uchiha paid the ultimate price for their crimes just like you will. They had their chance just like you did. We wanted to be your friends Sasuke but you just threw us aside. That shows that you will never understand that true power comes from good things like Friendship, Love, Hope and Wisdom.

Evil Sasuke: Those are all meaningless things!

Me: Bullshit! They are things that can help you and you don't want any of that. You would rather make enemies and use fear to get what you want. It's time for you to answer for all your crimes.

I teleported and then grabbed his arms with my tails and then my hand glowed red and I plunged it into his curse mark and he screamed in pain as I pulled out a white snake and it wiggled and I incinerated it and then I destroyed Orochimaru's soul remnant in it and then I pressed my hands against his chest and Kakashi arrived as he saw me with Sasuke up against the ropes.

Me: The evil of the Uchiha dies with you.

I then fired a massive energy blast and completely obliterated him in an instant! Evil Sasuke was dead and gone and banished to the Further forever.

I then powered down and used my powers to make Naruto, Sakura, Ino, Shikamaru, Choji, Neji, Tenten, Lee, Hinata, Kiba, Shino, Yakumo, Fu, Ayame as powerful as me and they were now more than capable of taking care of the corruption and crimes that have been plaguing the Five Great Nations.

I teleported back to the estate and left the Simulator and everyone cheered wildly for me.

Later it was time for presents.

Lincoln gave me a copy of his new Ace Savvy comic, which was based on the war that we had against Team Dark Phoenix Storm and Morag a few days ago. It was so awesome and action-packed from the beginning to the end.

Nico got me a spellbook, and inside its pages were thousands of spells on fire magic, along with many other elemental spells, and I couldn't wait to try them out.

Lori got me a case for my cell phone, it was red with a phoenix coming out from the flames, and it soared into the skies.

Leni made me an awesome red sleeveless trenchcoat with flames on the coattails and a phoenix on the back, and there was a kanji below the phoenix that said, "James Dean Knudson, Powerful Leader of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Awesome Big Brother to The Louds, Amazing Father of Many Children, Brave and Courageous Warrior and Hero of The Stars, and Awesome Future Husband of Many Wives."

ジェームズ・ディーン・クヌッドソン、チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームの強力なリーダー、ラウドの素晴らしい兄、多くの子供たちの素晴らしい父、勇敢で勇敢な戦士と星の英雄、そして多くの妻の素晴らしい未来の夫

It was also decorated with jewels that Rarity had.

Luna got me an awesome electric guitar, and when I played it, I was really rocking out as I played it, and she also had another surprise: it also hit the ears of Icky Vicky, Lila Rossi in our universe, Trina Riffin, and Mandy, and it made their ears bleed like mad.

Luan got me an awesome jokebook, and inside its pages were thousands of jokes that are bound to crack people up and make them laugh hysterically.

Lynn got me some awesome new sports equipment, even a signed jersey from one of her favorite athletes who's on the Detroit Lions.

Laney got me a set of paints and a sketch pad, along with some pencils and colored pencils.

Lucy made me a book, and inside it were many of her poems. She got that idea from Lincoln, and he knew I'd love it.

Lana and Lola made me an awesome painting, and it was me and all of us, and we were standing on the dead corpses of the villains that we've killed in the last five years.

Lisa made me some new attachments which I can attach to my Eater of Sins revolver, which I can't wait to try out.

And Lily made me a beautifully decorated scrapbook, and inside the pages were photos of all of us during our adventures over the last five years. It was so beautiful.

Me: Aw, thanks, guys, I love them, especially your comic, Lincoln.

Lincoln: I knew you'd like it, along with the rest of us.

Ronnie Anne: Yeah, you really did an awesome job with this comic, Lincoln.

Lincoln got a kiss from every last one of his future wives, and his sisters piled on, and they hugged him, and kissed him on the forehead, as he smiled, and he also returned their affection.

Later it was time for cake.

Mary Knudson: Here is your awesome cake dad! Bring it in!

We saw Anna, Lynn, Laney and Eli bringing in a huge cake that was as big as me and it had was covered in blue frosting and had all our cutie marks on it and it was like a giant wedding cake but for a birthday.

Me: Wow! What a beautiful cake!

Nico: It sure is amazing!

Eli: Yep.

Laney: I helped out with most of the decorating myself.

Me: It sure is. You guys did a great job. What kind of cake is it?

Nico: Devil's Food Cake.

Me: (GASP) DEVIL'S FOOD CAKE! (SLURPS AND DROOLS)

Laney: But also there's a surprise!

Suddenly the cake top popped open and a massive shower of confetti exploded out and out came Misty Tredwell and she was in a beautiful and sizzling hot green bikini with lizards on it and there was a sash on her that said HAPPY BIRTHDAY J.D. and she was striking a pose.

Misty Tredwell: (Seductively) Hey J.D. Love your cake now?

Me: WHOA MAMA! You bet I do!

Highbrow: Have you been hiding in that cake the whole time?

Misty Tredwell: I sure have and I wanted to make this super awesome.

Nico: Awesome! Now it's time for our next mission.

Me: Awesome!

Nico: J.D., I know it's your birthday but I also hope you don't mind that I lead today.

Me: Not at all buddy. It is your turn anyway. But you guys made this one of the most awesome birthdays ever so far!

I kissed Misty and even Nikila and Nakiya too.

Eli: Aww.

Nico: And I have just the mission for us too. I just got word that a bunch of hikers are in trouble down in a cave over in the Carpathian Mountains.

Laney: Wow that's all the way over in Romania.

Hunter: (German Accent) I've got a bad feeling about this mission.

Lola: Why do you say that Hunter?

Hunter: I don't remember but it's something that I've read about und it's not good.

Missy and Qin came and they had really awesome jumpsuits on. Qin's was red and Missy's was orange.

Poromon: (to Missy and Qin) Nice jumpsuits, girls!

Qin: Thanks Poromon.

Eddy: (to Missy) Orange? Your regular clothes aren't that color.

Missy: I know but orange is my favorite color.

Nico: Awesome. Lets get ready to head out everyone!

We were off to Romania.


CARPATHIAN MOUNTAINS, ROMANIA


We arrived in the Carpathian Mountains in Eastern Europe and we saw a cave.

Nico: Is that a cave?

Snake: Dude, it really is a cave.

Nicole: Yeah but wow. This cave must've taken thousands maybe millions of years to form.

Eli: No kidding. But it's amazing.

Me: I've got a really bad feeling about this guys. This cave looks very familiar.

Eli: Yeah I got a bad feeling about it too. I sense something evil in there.

We went into the cave and it was dark and scary.

Horsea: (scared) This cave is scary!

Maria: I know. I'm scared too.

Nico: It sure is dark and creepy.

Eli: HELLO! (ECHOING)

It had a really cool echo to it.

Nico: Wow nice echo.

Laney: Wow.

Nico: J.D. you lead the way. It's too dark to see anything here.

Me: Okay.

I activated my sonar vision.

PING PING PING PING PING!

Echoes were going down the walls of the cave and I literally was seeing in the dark and it was one of the most creepiest and scariest caves we've ever seen.

Lana: What do you see J.D.?

Me: This is one amazing cave. Scărișoara Cave is amazing.

Hunter then gasped.

Hunter: Mein gott! I remember now!

Shiv: Anyone get the feeling that something about this cave is... off?

Nico: And I think Hunter might know why.

Hunter: Ja. This cave is home to a dark secret.

Hunter told us that the cave is home to terrible and deadly creatures mutated from humans called CAVE MONSTERS that were made by deadly cave parasites!


The Cave Parasite is a parasite that appears in the movie The Cave. It can mutate many organisms indigenous to the Romanian cave system it inhabits. It generally modifies its' host to better survive in a subterranean environment, i.e. echolocation, heightened sense of smell, etc. Humans infected by this parasite are transformed into Cave Monsters.

Cave Monsters are humans mutated by the cave parasite. Known to locals since the Middle Ages, they have been historically considered demons, and valiant knights would sometimes venture into the caves in attempts to slay them.

Native to a vast cave system amidst the Carpathian Mountains, in Romania, the Cave Monsters originate from humans which have been infected and altered by the cave parasite, giving the host a form more suitable to survive in the subterranean environment, and thus benefiting both host and parasite; proving that the latter should in fact be considered more of a symbiont. The first symptoms of infection manifest as increased aggressiveness and extremely-sensitive hearing.

The fully-mutated Cave Monsters are large, skeletal creatures, with rough hairless skin and completely devoid of eyes or pigments. They have membranous bat-like wings and giant talons to eviscerate prey, as well as numerous spikes on their backs, a cranial crest, and a lipless mouth filled with sharp fangs. The parasite is present throughout their muscular tissues, being visible as hyphae-like structures.

Cave Monsters have the ability to "see" with echolocation. They can fly, swim, and are smart enough to lay traps and steal vital supplies from potential victims. They can also brachiate with great agility through the stalactites that hang from the caves' ceilings, and pursue prey relentlessly. They are sensitive to bright light and can be disoriented and repelled by focused sonic waves.

It is unclear how much of their original minds they have left, or if they can even recognise humans as being of the same species anymore. While they occasionally seem to attack humans with the specific intention of transmitting the parasite, other times they simply kill victims, presumably to feed upon them. They've been observed to impale still-living victims to stalactites, possibly to preserve them for later consumption. In the absence of humans, their natural prey seems to consist of large, hairless cave rodents.

When Kathryn Jennings was infected by the parasite, she seemed to be conscious of it before the actual transformation took place, and when she left the cave, planned to spread the infection to others, allowing the creatures to "invade" the surface world in this fashion. This suggests that the parasite does in fact assume control of the host's mind, at least to a significant degree.


When he was done we were shocked and horrified!

Nico: That's bad.

Me: Beneath Heaven lies Hell. Beneath Hell lies The Cave.

Maria: We can't let those monsters leave this cave!

Nico: If they get it'll be the end of the world.

Jessie K.: So that's it. The people of Romania sealed off this cave to prevent these creatures from escaping and getting out.

Me: When was that?

Jessie K.: It was back in the 13th Century.

Nico: Then we got to destroy these creatures now.

Allie Wilde: But how can we? It's too dark to see anything in here.

Electro: I'll use my powers to make some light.

Nico: That won't be needed Max. Watch.

Nico formed a ball of artificial moonlight and then he threw it and he clenched his fist and then the ball exploded in a massive flash of light that was as bright as 100,000 suns and it lit up the cave and illuminated it like the sun does in a canyon! The whole cave was now lit up!

Me: WHOA!

We saw that the cave was much bigger than we thought and it was 100 times bigger than Sarawak Chamber in Borneo!

Eli: Wow! This cave is huge!

Nicole: INCREDIBLE!

Missy: Whoa! I didn't know you could do that Nico.

Nico: It's one of the many powers that my race was capable of.

Vegeta: It sure is. Very smart thinking Bokrua.

Missy: Bokrua?

Me: That's his Saiyan name.

Qin: Yeah remember?

Missy: Right Nico is from another planet.

Then we heard some strange noise.

Me: Shh.

It was a strange noise that sounded like sonar.

Manaphy: Mama, please tell me those are fellow heroes.

May: I don't think so.

Eli sensed that it was above us!

Eli: ABOVE US!

We saw A HIDEOUSLY UGLY CAVE MONSTER! It roared ferociously at us!

Firefly: Eat heat laser, asshole! (fires heat laser at monster)

He incinerated the creature with ease and killed it.

Me: WHOA! Nice shooting Garfield.

But our battle was just beginning as we saw MANY MORE OF THE CREATURES! And we also saw a cave explorer girl that was infected by the parasites!

Nicole: Oh man! It's one of the cave explorers!

Nico: You're Katheryn Jennings.

Katheryn Jennings: Not anymore. I am now part of a greater race of subterranean life and soon the world as we know it will be like us.

May: Here's our answer to your new world idea! (fires ice gun)

She fired an ice ray blast and the blast hit a cave creature and froze it solid.

Nicole: Kat you have to fight it! This is not who you are! You have to think about your friends and family! Think about your loved ones! Think about everyone you care about! Think about everyone you know! Would they want to see you like this? Would they want to see you destroy the entire human race against your will?

Katheryn then realized that she was right and she clutched her head in pain as she was trying to fight the parasites.

Katheryn: HELP ME NICOLE!

Poliwag: (to Katheryn) Speaking of whom, where exactly are your friends? Can you tell us where they are while fighting it?

Katheryn: (GRUNTS) NO! IT'S TOO LATE FOR THEM! THEY LOST THEIR HUMANITY! KILL THEM!

Nicole: But it's not too late for you! CURE STYLE NINJA ART: SUPER ANTIDOTE RAY!

Nicole fired a wave of rainbow energy and it hit her and cured her and destroyed the parasites and she was back to human again!

Nicole went over and caught her.

Nicole: Its personal now! Lets kill these monsters!

Nico: You don't have to tell me twice Nicole! LETS GET THEM!

Carol: I hope this cave holds up.

Nico: ATTACK!

Robo Blaze: Tronics! Take out these monsters!

He summoned numerous Tronics and they went at the monsters and smashed and killed them and Nicole blasted them with waves of stars and blew the monsters apart.

Troy: Time to go Legendary!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! NOVA FLASHTEAM!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Flashman Rangers!

We blasted the Cave creatures and blew them apart and destroyed them all over.

Zhen Ji, Cai Wenji and Wang Yi got awesome new weapons.

For Zhen Ji, she got a flew called it the Phoenix Moon Flute, its model is based on the Level 11 Weapon Twilight Flute from Dynasty Warriors 4: Xtreme Legends, but the jeweled eyes on the gold phoenix head are light blue, the blue handle is longer, and there's three keychains hanging from the flower.

For Cai Wenji, she got a harp called Melody of the Phoenix, its model is based on the Phoenix Harp weapon from Dynasty Warriors 7, but the body of the harp is dark blue and the head of the harp is a phoenix spreading its wings.

And for Wang Yi, she got claws called Talons of The Phoenix, the model for these twin Trishula are based on the Demon's Talons weapon from Dynasty Warriors 7: Xtreme Legends, but the hilts on these large Trishula is a phoenix spreading its wings and a blue jewel grasped by a phoenix's talons.

Once in hand, they all got a massive power and energy increase, along with beautiful phoenix earrings, a necklace with a phoenix pendant, and beautiful large blue angel wings.

Also Plum Pudding, Blueberry Muffin and Sour Grapes got new weapons too.

For Plum Pudding, a blaster called the Plum Scarborough, its model is based on Bayonetta's signature and one of her favorite weapons from the first Bayonetta game, She resembled Magic element.

For Blueberry Muffin, a PAK called the Blueberry PAK, its model is based on Zim's PAK, but the pink replace by dark blue, She resembled both Tech and Water elements.

And for Sour Grapes, a katana called the Dark Grape Katana, the model is based on Tae Kwon Crow's Samurai Sword, She resembled Dark element.

Once in hand, they'll get a massive power and energy increase, along with beautiful large angel wings.

They were slashing and blasting numerous cave monsters all over.

Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbing around my legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, and the eight large colored orbs that were orbiting around the legs of Lincoln's sisters were glowing, and that means big trouble was coming.

Link: Oh no, I was hoping I'd never see it again. You can come out now, Vitreous.

A figure came out from the shadows, and it was none other than Vitreous, the Boss of Misery Mire, the sixth Dungeon of the Dark World.

Nicole: Uh oh, I should've known that this multiple-eyed slimeball would show up.

Me: He's also not one of Ganondorf's minions, but he's still a dangerous monster.

Nanami Simpson: Link, let me face off against him.

Link: Okay, Nanami, but be careful.

Suddenly, Nanami's eyes turned neon blue, and she was surrounded by a neon blue energy aura with ocean waves and marine animals, she also unholstered her Sword of The Neptune Crusaders from her back, and as she approached Vitreous, she left behind neon blue energy, water, and marine animals with every step. Then, Nanami was surrounded by a massive vortex of blue energy with ocean waves around the vortex and the marine animals swimming around the vortex, and there was a red phoenix inside of the vortex. Then, as the vortex faded, Nanami Simpson emerged, but she was changed forever.

Nanami Simpson grew to 6'0" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has neon blue eyes and a neon blue energy aura with ocean waves and marine animals, Nanami's orange hair grew, and it reached down to her neck, and her hair had ocean blue highlights, she has a dolphin with the Water Kanji emblazoned on her head, she has large marine blue angel wings with water dripping from the large feathers, she has on dolphin earrings with the Water Kanji in its flippers, and a necklace with a dolphin holding the Water Kanji in its flippers. The massive, wide, double-edged blade of her Sword of The Neptune Crusaders grew to 6'5" in length and the long handle grew longer, and it had blue fish scales around it. Nanami Simpson had on a yellow sleeveless blouse with an ocean blue phoenix, red blouse with ocean waves, blue leather ankle-length combat boots, and a red sleeveless trenchcoat with ocean waves on the coattails and marine animals, and a dolphin on the back. Nanami Simpson had on her brand-new Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with blue gems on her wrists and her new Belt of Elemental Bravery with large blue gem for the belt buckle on her waist and her Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her right hip. There was an ocean blue kanji below the dolphin that said, "Nanami Simpson, Member of The Neptune Crusaders, Defender of Marine Life, Master of Water and Marine Animals, and Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud."

ナナミシンプソン、ネプチューン十字軍のメンバー、海洋生物の擁護者、水と海洋動物のマスター、そしてリンカーンラウドの愛する未来の妻

Nanami Simpson has transformed into SUPER ANGEL 750,000,000,000 MARINE MAELSTROM DOLPHIN ANGEL OF BRAVERY!

We were amazed by Nanami Simpson's transformation, she's now become a young woman, and when Lincoln saw what happened to her, he had a firetruck red blush on his face.

Me: Wow, Nanami's transformed.

Nico: You said it, Colonel. Nanami's now become an Angel of The Maelstrom.

Lincoln: Wow, Nanami, you look beautiful. How do you feel?

Nanami Simpson: (Divine Echoing Maelstrom Voice of Bravery) I feel incredible, Linky, and now, I'm going to put an end to this multi-eyed slimeball. Would you like to join in, Lincoln?

Lincoln: Of course, Nanami.

Lincoln transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu Infinity Elemental Thundersnow Buffalo Angel of Frozen Lightning Justice, and unholstered his massive Sword of Taranis from his wider muscular back, and he'd joined Nanami Simpson.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Thundersnow Elemental Voice of Justice) Let's get that multi-eyed pile of slime.

Nanami Simpson and Lincoln went after Vitreous, who fired blobs of acid slime at them, but they dodged it, and they fired powerful blasts of water, marine animals, neon blue energy blasts, neon blue energy blasts with elemental forces orbiting around the blue cores, elemental forces, super lightning, and massive blasts of ice at Vitreous, which exploded with incredible power, and the water washed away the acidic slime covering Vitreous.

Nanami Simpson: Shall we put an end to Vitreous once and for all, Linky?

Lincoln: Let's do it, Nanami.

Nanami Simpson and Lincoln: SEVEN SEAS MAELSTROM MEGABLAST!

Nanami Simpson and Lincoln fired massive blasts of water, which had transformed into a massive maelstrom with winds of excess of up to 500 mph, and there were marine animals swimming around the maelstrom, and as it hits Vitreous, it exploded with incredible power, and the explosion killed Vitreous, and Super Hakaied him forever. We cheered for what Nanami Simpson and Lincoln did, as they holstered their weapons, and they powered down. But, Nanami Simpson's new body, clothes, weapons, and jewelry were permanent. Then, Lincoln picked Nanami Simpson up in his abnormally large and powerful muscular arms, and he hugged her, and as they locked eyes, the two of them kissed passionately, as we cheered for them.

Nico: (to Qin and Missy) You two know what to do!

The two girls nodded, concentrated, and groaned. Their jumpsuits started to get tight as their respective tails popped out of their butts.

Then they turned into SCALEBREATH AND MEWTWO! Scalebreath fired a massive blast of fire from her mouth and then Missy fired waves of energy balls and blew the monsters apart into oblivion.

Dark turned into Seismadoom.

Seismadoom: Time to make a CAVE in!

Luan: Was that a joke?

Seismadoom: Yes it was.

He smashed many monsters apart.

Ben: Time for a new fusion!

Ben activated his fusion power!

Ben used Heatblast and Snare-Oh.

Ben: HEATMUMMY!

Shanan: Wow! Half Pyronite and Half Thep Khufan. Very interesting combination.

Heatmummy: It sure is.

He sent his bandages all over and burned the cave creatures into ashes in an instant.

Knock Out, Clawful, Highbrow and Varie used the Earth, Eternia and Gaea Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Knock Out's Electric Hand Saw, Clawful's powers, Highbrow's Acid Rainmaker Rifle's and Varie's power and wings 100-fold.

Aligned Knock Out and Clawful: ELECTRIC LOBSTER SAWBLADE BLAST!

Highbrow and Varie (Escaflowne): ACID ANGEL MEGABLAST!

They fired waves of acid, energy and lightning.

Missy, Misty Tredwell, Nico and Me: ULTRA LIZARD MEGABLAST!

We fired waves of energy and green fire.

Lincoln: CAVE ANIMAL LIGHTNING STYLE: SILVERFISH!

Mai: CAVE ANIMAL FIRE STYLE: FIREBRATS!

Nanami: CAVE ANIMAL WATER STYLE: BEETLES!

Tatsumaki: CAVE ANIMAL WIND STYLE: CAVE SPIDER!

Makoto Nanaya: CAVE ANIMAL LIGHTNING STYLE: VELVET WORM!

Litchi Faye Ling: CAVE ANIMAL FIRE STYLE: CAVE SNAILS!

Kyoko: CAVE ANIMAL EARTH STYLE: CAVE MOLLUSKS!

Misako: CAVE ANIMAL WIND STYLE: PSEUDO-SCORPION!

Saya Takagi: CAVE ANIMAL FIRE STYLE: MILLIPEDES!

Shizuka Marikawa: CAVE ANIMAL WATER STYLE: CENTIPEDES!

Gluko: CAVE ANIMAL LIGHT STYLE: CAVE SHRIMP!

Batch: CAVE ANIMAL DARK STYLE: CAVE CRAYFISH!

Asuka Kazama: CAVE ANIMAL FIRE STYLE: CAVE CATFISH!

Lili De Rochefort: CAVE ANIMAL WATER STYLE: STONE LOACHES!

Colette Brunel: CAVE ANIMAL LIGHT STYLE: CARP!

Ryuko Matoi: CAVE ANIMAL DARK STYLE: CAVE SALAMANDER!

They fired waves of elements and they formed into the cave animals of the world.

Lincoln and his harem: CAVE ANIMAL FINAL SMASH: CAVERN ANIMAL RAMPAGE!

They summoned cavern animals to attack the cave creatures and they were obliterated in an instant.

We got out of the cave and Nico told all the boys to cover our eyes Missy and Qin reverted back and were naked.

Missy: (covers herself) Can someone get us towels?

May gave them towels and they put them on.

Me: That was a close one. But at least those monsters will never terrorize the world again.

Nico: No they won't. Good job everyone! But J.D. I hope this didn't ruin your birthday in any way.

Me: Are you kidding guys, you all made this the best birthday ever!

Nico: All right!

Everyone: HAPPY BIRTHDAY J.D.!

Me: Thanks guys. You all are the best!

William: I hope you enjoyed this Happy Birthday, dude.

Me: You bet I did!

Eli: It was awesome!

Misty Tredwell: It sure was! Awesome!

Nico: YEAH! (To the viewers) Caves are really beautiful and it's amazing what they have in them. But sometimes they can have things in it that are dangerous. Always be careful when going into a cave and be prepared for anything in it.

We went back home and we enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep.

TO BE CONTINUED…


Part 1 of the Annual Saga of Horror is done.

The Cave from 2005 is a really scary and freaky movie. I never saw it but I heard it's really freaky. Also Happy 34th Birthday to me! This is also the start of the annual Saga of Horror and from today till Halloween we're going to do Horror movie chapters. NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Etstheclarencefan and ninjakingofhearts all gave me the ideas for this. Thanks guys. The next rescue for me is gonna be for an Owl Mage named Noriko and she will also have a Noctowl Gene-Slammer named Hailei Megura from Greece. Me, Eli, Allie, Missy and the Jolteon Gene-Slammer are going into the world of Gormiti and that is gonna be interesting. We're gonna meet the heroes of Gormiti and help them destroy Magor. The rescue for Lincoln will be in the world of the Disney Movie Original Movie, Zenon: Girl of The 21st Century and that is gonna be interesting as he and the team help out Zenon and her friends in the year 2049. The next chapter is gonna be for the awesome Vin Diesel movie Pitch Black and we're going to the year 2500 to not only meet the awesome anti-hero Richard B. Riddick, a convict that literally can see in the dark and he has bounty hunters from all over the universe after him and we're going to help him and a bunch of people get to safety to a ship to help them get off a planet that is due for an eclipse that envelopes the planet in pitch black darkness and deadly creatures come out to feed. It's gonna be awesome.

See you all tomorrow.