(WARNING: THIS CHAPTER IS GONNA HAVE A LOT OF GOREY THINGS IN IT. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK)
On the planet Venus, me, Eli, Allie, Maria, Missy and Aarna Ramachandran the Copperajah Gene-Slammer were amazed to see that the planet was now fully terraformed.
Aarna Ramachandran: Are we actually on Venus right now?
Aarna concentrated and groaned as her nose got bigger.
Me: Venus wasn't like this before when we were here for the Venus Race.
Aarna turned into COPPERAJAH!
Me: Awesome!
Allie Wilde: This is amazing. Venus went from a poisonous and scorching hot smoldering planet to a fully terraformed planet like Earth.
Maria: Boy it sure did. It's amazing. I think it's much better this way.
Me: Well scientists think that Venus was once like Earth in every way millions of years ago. But it became a poisonous and smoldering hot planet because of a runaway greenhouse effect.
Allie Wilde: This is amazing. I heard Mars became like this. Now the planets, Earth, Mars and Venus are fully like Earth. I like them this way.
Eli: I do too. But this is very familiar.
Then we heard divine singing.
Me: Whoa! Now I see why Venus got like this. This is the world of the 1968 movie Voyage To The Planet of Prehistoric Women. One of my favorites and a great movie from my dad's past.
Astronauts landing on Venus kill a creature that resembles a pterosaur which is worshiped by the local women. They attempt to kill the astronauts by means of their superhuman powers, but fail. The astronauts eventually escape from the planet, and their robot, damaged in a flow of volcanic lava and ultimately shut down by his human companions for their own survival, becomes, in a plot twist ending, the women's new god.
Eli: Wow! That was cool.
Missy: It sure was.
Eli: I think it's really amazing that were here on Venus and more.
We walked around and we met a bunch of beautiful women that lived in a tribal village on the planet and it was amazing. Planet Venus is now an Amazon Planet. It was awesome! We also met a Tapu Fini Gene-Slammer named Anya Thammavongsa from Laos and she looked amazing. Also with her was a Ratatoskr named Devona and she was a Squirrel Girl from Norse Myth and she was amazing. We went to a rock and I put on my blind man glasses and then Eli covered his eyes and then I snapped my fingers and Anya reverted back and she was naked and Aarna reverted back too.
Aarna was human again. But naked.
Aarna: (covers herself) Why can't all planets be modified to be inhabitable without space helmets?
Me: It doesn't work that way Aarna. There are many planets all over the universe that require space helmets.
Allie Wilde: Yeah sorry but it's just the way it is.
Maria: Not for us though.
Eli: Yeah.
Devona: But it's awesome that you guys came here for me and Anya.
Anya: (Covers herself) (Lao Accent) But it's great that Venus is now like this.
I gave Aarna and Anya new clothes and they put them on and we later went back to Earth.
After our adventure on Venus, Lincoln, me, Nico, Eli, Nicole, Leni, and Lucy Heartfilia, along with The Skylanders were heading to the Midnight Museum in The Skylands, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the eleven girls located there, but we got word that Lucy Heartfilia's so-called father, Jude Heartfilia, has returned from the dead and wants revenge on us.
Lincoln: Wow, we're in the Midnight Museum in The Skylands.
Me: I've always wanted to see what the Midnight Museum is like. I've heard many incredible things about this place and how it's the capital of the Dark Skylanders in a sense. So awesome.
The Midnight Museum is an Expansion Pack in Skylanders: Trap Team. It focuses on the Dark element, and comes with the Dark Trap Master, Knight Mare, and a Dark Trap.
The Midnight Musuem is a museum of Darkness that exhibits many ominous artifacts, including the prized Dark Eye of Tomorrow. It is guarded by Spyclopters, which will transport the Skylander to the nearest drop area if they are caught. The Dark Doom Raider, Nightshade, threatens to steal the Dark Eye from the heavily guarded museum and use it to steal everything in Skylands.
Nico: It sure is amazing. I heard from Nightshade that he planned to steal a powerful artifact called the Dark Eye of Tomorrow so that he could use it to steal everything from Skylands.
Me: That eye must've been really powerful.
Lincoln: It sure is and I think I know what were going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the eleven girls located there, but we're also going to kill Jude Heartfilia, who has returned from the dead and wants revenge on us and prevent Jude from using the Eye to steal everything.
Me: You said it, big guy. That bastard's got some nerve escaping from The Warp. He just won't stay dead.
Nico: After what he and Weiss' so-called father, Jacques, did on Remnant, that sore loser bastard just doesn't know when to quit.
Eli: But, we'll finally be rid of him for good, and we'll have him either Super Hakaied or banished to The Further.
Spyro: That guy's certainly nothing but a psychotic monster, I'll be glad to get rid of him for good.
Knight Mare: You said it Spyro.
?: HELP!
Suddenly, Lincoln heard the sound of eleven girls calling for help. With his deep sapphire blue cyborg eyes and superhuman sight, along with sensing energy signals, he saw and heard where the call for help was coming from. He saw the eleven girls, but they were cornered by Jude Heartfilia, who's now completely insane, and he was going to kill them.
Lincoln: Guys, I found the eleven girls, but that bastard, Jude Heartfilia, has cornered them, and he's going to kill them. Come on, let's go rip him to shreds.
We then rushed on over, and Lincoln punched Jude Heartfilia hard in the stomach, and he belched out massive amounts of blood, and when he saw us here, he was indeed enraged beyond belief.
Me: Jude Heartfilia, I should've known you'd return again for Round 3, you just don't know when to quit, do you?
Jude Heartfilia: It was because of that bitch of a daughter that my fortune was lost and my plans to destroy the Fairy Tail Guild were ruined, and it also got worse when you all killed me! I HATE YOU ALL SO MUCH!
Our auras flared up and we got stronger, as a result of Jude's hatred of us.
Me: You can hate us all you want. But all you are doing is just making us more powerful. Also you don't give a flying fuck about anyone but yourself.
Lucy Heartfilia: It was because of your cold-hearted attitude towards me that I severed my ties to a monster like you. The memories of what you did to Arixam and trying to demoralize us by teaming up with Weiss' bastard father to turn Remnant against Team Loud Phoenix Storm are still fresh, and I've had it up to hear with you to last an eternity.
Me: Practically all of us have!
Suddenly, Lucy Heartfilia's eyes turned neon blue, and she was surrounded by a neon blue energy aura with the 13 Signs of The Zodiac surrounding her, she unholstered her Defender of Fiore and The Fairy Tail Guild from her back, and as she approached her so-called father, she left blue energy and the 13 Signs of The Zodiac with every step.
Lucy Heartfilia: Jude Heartfilia, your vile crimes against Fiore and The Fairy Tail Guild can never be forgiven, along with your crimes against the entire world. In the name of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, you are hereby sentenced to death once again!
Then, Lucy Heartfilia was surrounded by a massive vortex of blue energy with stars around it, the 13 Astrological Signs of The Zodiac were orbiting around the vortex, and inside the vortex was a white phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Lucy Heartfilia emerged, but she was changed forever.
(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)
Lucy Heartfilia was now 5'11" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she now has neon blue eyes and a neon blue energy aura with stars and the 13 Signs of the Zodiac surrounding her, her blonde hair now has blue highlights, she has a phoenix with the 13 Signs of the Zodiac emblazoned on her forehead, she has large blue angel wings with stars reflecting on them, she has on phoenix earrings with the Star Kanji in its claws and a necklace with the phoenix with the Star Kanji in its claws for the pendant, she now has on a sleeveless blue blouse with a white phoenix on it, blue skirt with stars on it, blue leather ankle-high combat boots, and a blue sleeveless trenchcoat with stars on the coattails with the 13 Signs of The Zodiac in a circle on the back. The massive, wide, double-edged blade of her Defender of Fiore and the Fairy Tail Guild sword grew to 6'5" in length and the long black handle grew longer. Lucy Heartfilia now has on her new Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with light blue gems on her wrists, her new Belt of Elemental Bravery with large blue gem for the belt buckle, and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her right hip. There was a white kanji below the 13 Signs of The Zodiac that said, "Lucy Heartfilia, Member of The Fairy Tail Guild, Girlfriend of Natsu Dragneel, Master of The Celestial Spirits and The Stars, Defender of Fiore and Earth, and Destroyer of Jude Heartfilia."
ルーシィ・ハートフィリア、フェアリーテイルギルドのメンバー、ナツ・ドラグニルのガールフレンド、天の精霊と星のマスター、フィオーレと地球の擁護者、ジュード・ハートフィリアの駆逐艦
Lucy Heartfilia has transformed into SUPER ANGEL 750,000,000,000 CELESTIAL ZODIAC STELLAR ANGEL OF HOPE!
We were amazed by Lucy Heartfilia's transformation, and when Jude Heartfilia saw it, he fell into a really black rage, as he was now seething with rage, and his eyes turned red with hate.
Lincoln: Whoa, Lucy has now transformed.
Nico: You said it, big guy, she's now an Angel of The Stars and The Celestial Zodiac. Oh, I bet if Natsu sees her now, he'll be blushing like mad.
Leni: And she's totes going to give that so-called father of hers his death sentence.
Me: You're right on that one, Leni.
Lucy Heartfilia: (Divine Echoing Stellarstorm Voice of Hope) You're right about that, J.D. And now, it's time for you to die, Jude Heartfilia.
Me: Yep. Lucy how do you feel?
Lucy Heartfilia: I feel amazing J.D. Now to give this bastard what for!
Lincoln: Let me join in, Lucy. Since I happen to be a father, it makes sense that I also get a few blows in on your so-called father.
Lucy Heartfilia: Thanks Lincoln. I appreciate that.
Lincoln transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu Infinity Elemental Thundersnow Buffalo Angel of Frozen Lightning Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sword of Taranis from his wider muscular back, and joined Lucy Heartfilia, as they went after Jude Heartfilia, and they fired powerful blasts of neon blue energy, elemental forces, massive blasts of ice, super lightning, and stars at Jude Heartfilia, and they exploded with incredible power. Then, with their massive swords, they slashed off Jude Heartfilia's arms and slashed his eyes out, permanently blinding him. Then, Lincoln slashed off Jude Heartfilia's crotch and burned it to ashes.
Lucy Heartfilia: Ooh, nice one, Lincoln. Shall we deliver the final blow?
Lincoln: Let's do it.
Lucy Heartfilia and Lincoln: STARSTORM OF THE 13 SIGNS OF THE CELESTIAL ZODIAC!
Lucy Heartfilia and Lincoln fired powerful blasts of stars with the 13 Signs of The Celestial Zodiac in them, and as they hit Jude Heartfilia, they exploded with incredible power, killing him for good, and his evil spirit was Super Hakaied for good. We cheered wildly for what Lucy Heartfilia and Lincoln did, as they holstered their massive swords on their backs and powered down, but Lucy Heartfilia's new body, clothes, jewelry, and weapons were permanent. Judy Heartfilia was now nothing more than a forgotten memory.
Then, Lincoln and Nicole went up to the eleven girls who were sighted there, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them. The eleven girls were Yuna Kagurazaka from Galaxy Fraulein Yuna, Rushuna Tendo, Mikan Kurenai, and Setsuna Oomido from Grenadier, Mey-Rin and Ran-Mao from Black Butler, Natsu Iwashimizu and Matsuri Tendou from 7 Seeds, Yuri Honjo, Mayuko Nise, and Kuon Shinzaki from High-Rise Invasion.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Yuna Kagurazaka, Rushuna Tendo, Mikan Kurenai, Setsuna Oomido, Mey-Rin, Ran-Mao, Natsu Iwashimizu, Matsuri Tendou, Yuri Honjo, Mayuko Nise, and Kuon Shinzaki.
Nicole: From Galaxy Fraulein Yuna, Grenadier, Black Butler, 7 Seeds, and High-Rise Invasion, awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Yuna Kagurazaka: Yeah, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Yuna Kagurazaka and the other ten girls saw just who it was that saved them from Jude Heartfilia, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 16-year-old 7'0" tall, handsome, white-haired, bare-chested hunk with abnormally large and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, deep sapphire blue thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead, a golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books on his massive right pec and surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, a Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem, and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids on top, a deep sapphire blue kanji on his wider muscular back that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Lightning Storms, The Weather, and the Thirteen Elemental Forces, Man With A Plan, Golden-Hearted Brother of 16 Siblings, and Golden-Hearted Lover, Father, Son, and Husband", and he had deep sapphire blue eyes.
He had his Sword of Taranis holstered on his wider muscular back, his orange Crystal Saber holstered on his left hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, the Pisces constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck, large weighted orange bands on his massive biceps and thighs, his large Cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive deep blue angel wings surging with powerful super lightning and the stars and blue nebulae reflecting on them, and he was dressed in an orange version of He Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with hanging silver lightning bolts held up by his Belt of Elemental Bravery with large orange gem for the belt buckle on his waist, a pair of blue pants with gold lightning bolts on the thighs, and large white leather combat boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and armor on the toe area, silver Thunder Kanji earrings, a large silver Thunder Kanji necklace on his neck and across his permanently bare chest, large fingerless black gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it, a large Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring on his left ring finger, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger, and he had eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs.
Yuna Kagurazaka: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.
Then, Lincoln made ten clones of himself, and he and the ten clones went up to the girls, and they picked them up and hugged them in their abnormally large and powerful muscular arms, and kissed them on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrap their arms around the necks of Lincoln and his clones, as we cheered over the scene.
Yuna Kagurazaka: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
We returned home to The Estate, and as soon as we told the Fairy Tail Guild what happened, and we showed them Lucy Heartfilia's transformation, they cheered wildly, and Natsu and Lucy kissed. Now, we are finally rid of Jude Heartfilia, and that bastard's not coming back for more ever again.
After putting down Jude Heartfilia for good, we were training intensely in the gym doing 100,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 9,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds.
Suddenly, there was a bright light that surrounded the Estate, and we covered our eyes to prevent us from looking at it. Then, the bright light faded away, and we uncovered our eyes. But, as we did, we saw there was a lot of people in the Estate. But, Lincoln immediately recognized them, as soon as he saw them. They were Tenchi Masaki, Ryoko Hakubi, Ayeka Masaki Jurai, and her little sister, Sasami Masaki Jurai, Mihoshi Kuramitsu, Kiyone Makibi, and Ryoko Hakubi's mother, Washu Hakubi.
Lincoln: Wow, it's Tenchi Masaki, Ryoko Hakubi, Ayeka Masaki Jurai, her little sister, Sasami Masaki Jurai, Mihoshi Kuramitsu, Kiyone Makibi, and Ryoko Hakubi's mother, Washu Hakubi.
Nicole: Wait a second, from Tenchi Muyo, that's awesome! And just like you and Dad, Tenchi has a harem with the five girls you mentioned, Lincoln.
Me: That's awesome.
Then, as soon as Tenchi and the others regained their vision, they immediately saw us.
Tenchi Masaki: Oh wow, Team Loud Phoenix Storm, it's an honor to meet you all.
Lincoln: You too, Tenchi.
Me: (Bows) It's an honor to meet you Tenchi.
Shanan: And to all of you Princess Ayeka. I have known all about the people of Jurai for a long time and it's awesome to have you all here with us.
Washu Hakubi: We heard about your many adventures, including the takedown of Team Dark Phoenix Storm. Now, that was epic.
Lincoln: We had to put a stop to Mr. Mind or he was going to destroy everything, and some of them are new members of The Masters of Evil, and we also found out that we had ancestry in Scotland 400 years ago, and we got justice for our Scottish ancestors by locking Morag up in prison for 50 years, but J.D. also put a curse on her, and if she escaped to seek revenge, she'll die.
Nico: You got that right, Linc.
Washu Hakubi: That's incredible.
Tenshi Masaki: And we've got something to ask. Can you help us take down Kagato for good?
Lincoln: Of course, that guy has caused all of you nothing but trouble for the last time.
Washu Hakubi: Thank you all.
We then got to work, and we went after Kagato, who was hiding out in an abandoned warehouse out in the lower New York Bay. But, he had guards patrolling the area outside. Lincoln and The Goths of Darkness got to work by making a massive cloud of darkness to darken the skies and clouded their vision. Then, Lincoln fired powerful blasts of red energy, which as soon as they latch onto the guards, Lincoln started sucking out and absorbing all their energy, which made him and the rest of us much stronger than ever, and it killed the guards. Then, we made our way into the warehouse, and waiting for us was Kagato.
Kagato: So, the famous Team Loud Phoenix Storm has finally arrived.
Lincoln: That's right, Kagato, and we're here for one thing: to take you down for good.
Me: And make you pay for the crimes that you've committed.
Kagato: We'll see about that!
We transformed and unholstered our weapons, and we went after Kagato, and we blasted him with powerful blasts of neon colored energy and elemental blasts, and we'd slashed at Kagato with our sharp blades, and he was bleeding badly. Then, Lincoln sprouted out his eleven massive blue wolf tails with stingers, and they went at Kagato, and they pierced Kagato in his arms, legs, chest, back, and stomach, paralyzing him, and Lincoln began sucking out Kagato's powers and abilities, and he, along with the rest of us, had made them our own, and Kagato was screaming in excruciating pain. Then, Lincoln retracted his tails, and Kagato was left bleeding in pain.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Thundersnow Elemental Voice of Justice) And now, this is the end for you, Kagato.
Everyone: SPACE PIRATE GENOCIDE BLAST!
We fired powerful energy blasts at Kagato, and as they hit, they exploded with incredible power, and the explosion killed him and the blasts also killed any space pirate loyal to Kagato, and Super Hakaied their spirits for good. We cheered wildly, as we holstered our weapons and powered down. Then, we'd returned home to the Estate, and Tenchi, his harem, and Washu Habuki were made new members of the team. We've got rid of another space pirate organization that was a threat to the world for good, and that serves as a lesson: terrorize the galaxy, and there'll be hell to pay.
Later, Max Goof was outside skateboarding in Great Lakes City with Ronnie Anne, Lincoln, Nikki, Casey, Sameer, Laird, Bobby Zimmeruski, Twist and his gang, P.J., Tank, Roxanne, and Stacy Bolton. We were watching them in action, and it was awesome.
Suddenly, Max Goof was called to the rooftop of The Casagrandes' apartment in Great Lakes City by someone, and we then followed Max Goof. As soon as we got to the rooftop, a figure came out, and to our surprise, it was none other than Leon Belmont, the legendary Vampire Hunter from 1094 A.D.
Max Goof: Leon Belmont. I'm surprised to see you here.
Me: Same here.
Leon Belmont: Forgive me for calling all of you here. But, I was hoping to meet those who destroyed my former friend, Mathias. I want to thank you for what you did.
Lincoln: You're welcome, Leon.
Leon Belmont: And there's a reason I asked to meet with you all. My old enemy, Walter Bernhard, the vampire lord I destroyed long ago has come back from the dead.
We gasped in horror, as soon as Leon Belmont told us the news.
Max Goof: Walter Bernhard, I'd heard that he was the first vampire lord in 1094 A.D., before Mathias Cronqvist used The Crimson Stone to make Walter's soul his, and he was transformed into Dracula. But, how is this possible?
Leon Belmont: It was because of a black orb filled with a malevolent dark energy, I'm afraid that is what brought Walter back from the dead, and it also repaired The Ebony Stone.
We soon found out what that black orb was.
Max Goof: A Dark Orb. So, that's how Walter's returned from the dead, and we found out about The Ebony Stone when we went after Dracula, it creates a shroud of darkness around an area, trapping it in eternal night, and it made Walter invulnerable to all weapons. That was, until you entered a soul and blood covenant with Sara's soul, and the whip that Rinaldo gave you was transformed into The Vampire Killer, the bane of the children of the night.
Leon Belmont: That's right.
Max Goof unholstered his Unbreakable Bonds of Friends and Angels Keyblade from his back.
Max Goof: If The Ebony Stone can be broken by The Vampire Killer, then a Keyblade should shatter The Dark Orb that repaired The Ebony Stone. We've dealt with Xehanort long ago, and we know that The Heartless, The Nobodies, and The Unversed are afraid of The Keyblade, the weapon used to slay them.
Leon Belmont: The only way to find out is when we go after him.
Lincoln: Yes, that's right. We're not going to let Walter Bernhard get away with what he's done 900 years ago.
Me: That's right, Linc. What Walter did to Sara and Rinaldo's daughter cannot be forgiven, he has to be destroyed here and now.
We returned home to The Estate, and thanks to Leon Belmont, we have been made aware of Walter Bernhard, who returned from the dead, thanks to a Dark Orb and it repaired The Ebony Stone that was shattered long ago by Leon Belmont, who forged The Vampire Killer by forming a soul and blood covenant with Sara's soul, and we aren't going to let Walter Bernhard get away with his crimes, he's going to pay for everything he's done in 1094 A.D.
Later we were walking to the mall.
Me: This is gonna be a good shopping spree.
?: Too bad it will soon be your last day in this world.
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbing around my legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around the legs of Lincoln's sisters, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Menat's legs were glowing, and that means big trouble was coming, as we saw a swarm of bats flying in the skies, and it landed, transforming into a dark figure.
The figure that was none other Walter Bernhard, the vampire lord from 1094 A.D., and the one who's responsible for kidnapping Sara, and giving her the curse of the vampire, but that led to the forging of The Vampire Killer, the bane of the children of the night.
Max Goof: Walter Bernhard, I should've known you'd be here. We were warned about your return by your old enemy, Leon Belmont, and we already know of how you returned, thanks to The Dark Orb, and it also repaired The Ebony Stone.
Walter Bernhard: I see. It seems that Leon has made you all aware of that, interesting.
Suddenly, Max Goof's transformed into his Super Angel 10,000,000,000 form. But, we'd suddenly felt something snap deep within Max Goof's mind, and he's suddenly growing stronger and stronger and stronger still, as he unholstered his Unbreakable Bonds of Friends and Angels Keyblade from his back, and as he approached Walter Bernhard, he left white energy, light, and crosses with every step.
Max Goof: You kidnapped the loved ones of many brave warriors to alleviate your boredom, and you also gave your kidnapped victims the curse of the vampires, turning them into your undead minions. You toyed with the lives of humans, and you take sadistic pleasure in the pain and suffering that you spread. You make me sick, Walter Bernhard, and now, I will kill you AND the night, once and for all!
Then, Max Goof screamed like a madman, as he was surrounded by a massive vortex of white energy with crosses orbiting around the vortex with angels flying around the vortex, and inside the vortex is a gold phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Max Goof emerged, but he was changed forever.
Max Goof grew up to 6'10" in height, he now had large and powerful muscles and eight-pack abs, and his clothes grew longer for his brand-new body, the massive, wide, double-edged crimson blade of his Unbreakable Bonds of Humans and Angels Keyblade grew to 6'5" in length and the long black handle grew a little longer, he now has neon blue eyes, a powerful white energy aura with crosses and angels surrounding him, and his white angel wings grew larger and the white feathers have yellow tips, and he now has on a necklace with an Angel holding the Light Kanji in its hands. Max Goof now has on his brand-new brand-new Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with red gems, his new Belt of Elemental Bravery with large red gem for the belt buckle on his waist, and an Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, and his kanji has gotten an improvement, as the new and improved kanji said, "Max Goof, Champion of The College X-Games, Next Generation Knight of King Mickey's Court, Master of Light and the Angels, Slayer of Evil, and Destroyer of Walter Bernhard."
マックス・グーフ、カレッジXゲームのチャンピオン、ミッキー王の宮廷の次世代騎士、光と天使のマスター、悪の殺し屋、ウォルター・ベルンハルトの駆逐艦
Max Goof has now transformed into SUPER ANGEL 750,000,000,000 CELESTIAL PHOENIX ANGEL OF LIGHT!
We were amazed by Max Goof's Super Angel 750,000,000,000 ascension, and Roxanne was blushing, and to Walter Bernhard, he was now in trouble.
Me: Whoa, Max Goof has now ascended.
Nico: That's right, Colonel, and he's going to make sure Walter pays for his crimes.
Max Goof: (Divine Echoing Angelic Voice of Light) That's right, Commander. It's time for you to die, Walter. Prepare yourself!
Walter Bernhard: Well, this is interesting. But, I am beloved by the night, and now, you will have a taste of my dark powers!
Max Goof went after Walter Bernhard, and he swung his improved Keyblade at Walter Bernhard, and as soon as the Keyblade hits The Dark Orb-infused Ebony Stone, both The Dark Orb and The Ebony Stone shattered into pieces, which sunk into darkness.
Walter Bernhard: What?!
Max Goof: And now, you have nothing left to protect you, Walter Bernhard, and now, you will die here and now!
Walter Bernhard: Not yet, the power of the night is still full. And now, I shall teach you the meaning of true terror!
Castlevania: Lament of Innocence OST- Dark Night Toccata
Max Goof went after Walter Bernhard, who fired three dark energy balls at Max Goof, but he dodged them, as soon as they exploded, and then, Max Goof fired powerful blasts of white energy, light, and crosses at Walter Bernhard, and they exploded with incredible power. Then, he also attacked the evil vampire lord with powerful slashes from his Unbreakable Bonds of Humans and Angels Keyblade, but the last swing of his Keyblade, defeated Walter, as he screamed in pain.
Walter Bernhard: (Groaning in Pain) It can't be, this should not have happened.
Suddenly, we saw Leon Belmont appear, and he and Max Goof spoke to Walter Bernhard, as he was now dying.
Max Goof and Leon Belmont: Sara's suffering..., and Rinaldo's grief. (Walks up to Walter Bernhard) Carve them into your cursed body, and perish!
Walter Bernhard: (Screams in pain) But...(Slowly Dying) With my powers, I will one day come back to life. And when I do, you will be the first one to die by my hand.
Max Goof: I think not, Walter Bernhard, and now, your time of judgement has arrived. LEGACY OF THE BELMONT CLAN!
Max Goof summons the spirits of Leon Belmont, Trevor Belmont, Juste Belmont, Simon Belmont, and Richter Belmont, the five greatest hunters of The Belmont Clan, and they attacked Walter Bernhard with lashes of The Vampire Killer whip, and with one last attack from Max Goof, Walter Bernhard died in the resulting explosion, and he was Super Hakaied forever.
We cheered wildly for what Max Goof did, as he powered down, but his new body, clothes, jewelry, and weapons were permanent. At last, Walter Bernhard was destroyed forever, and the last of the Belmont Clan's dreaded enemies in Dracula and Walter Bernhard were gone forever.
Later we were walking home from another awesome shopping trip at the mall.
RD Lana: So, Missy. Got a costume for Halloween?
Missy: Haven't really thought about it yet but I will.
Laney: You'll think of something.
Eli: And we have plenty of time before the holiday.
Nico: Yep we sure do.
?: Well well well. What do we have here?
We saw a really thuggish mean kid with a mohawk hair style and he had black punk clothes and had a scar on his face that looked like claw marks and he had a skull on his shirt and spiked bracelets on.
Missy: Clyde Finster!
Nico: Not this douchebag again!
Qin: Oh no!
Rarity: Missy. Is this your ex boyfriend?
Missy: Worse. This is Clyde Finster and he was the worst ever bully in school. He tormented all the kids and made us all look like a bunch of fucksack idiots!
Clyde Finster: And you have always been my favorite target Missy the Sissy!
Missy: You haven't changed a bit Clyde the Douchebag!
Bludgeon: You have no idea who you're dealing with.
Clyde Finster: Oh I don't huh? All you are is just a bunch of morons!
Missy: Why don't you come say that a little closer? Unless of course you're a big fat fucking chicken!
Clyde Finster: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME!?
Missy: You heard me! I called you a big fat fucking chicken and I eat people like you for breakfast!
Clyde Finster: YOU ARE SO FUCKING DEAD!
Missy: Bring it on motherfucker!
He charged at Missy roaring at the top of his lungs ready to kill her and then…
KRAKROW!
Missy kicked him in the face with devastating force with a powerful haymaker kick and sent him crashing into a fire hydrant.
Lynn then went over and sat on his face and then…
FFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTT!
She farted in his face and then he gagged and coughed and vomited.
Ironhide: Please tell me that was a Dutch Oven!
Lynn: It's something I invented called the Facesitting Brown-Cheeser.
We laughed at that.
Nico: (LAUGHS) THAT'S FUNNY!
Eli: YEAH! (LAUGHS) SO FUNNY!
Sheila and Tom came and slapped the cuffs on him.
Sheila: Looks like Clyde is up to no good again.
Tom Lair: Just can't take a hint can you Clyde.
Irma Lair: You busted him before dad?
Tom Lair: Oh yeah sweetie and let me tell you he has been in trouble more times than anyone we know.
Sheila: This is his 733rd offense.
Me: Whoa! That must be one impressive R.A.P. Sheet.
Tom Lair: Yep. It sure is. It's back to jail for you Clyde. Lets go.
Clyde was taken away.
Back at the estate we were getting ready for our next mission.
RD Lori: Nico, you know it's literally your turn to lead today, right?
Nico: I sure do and we're going back to Scotland. Something is going on in Northern Scotland.
Eli: What is it?
Nico: No idea but there have been reports of people disappearing under strange circumstances there.
Varie: That's weird.
Laney: Yeah.
BlackWarGreymon, Trickster, Box Ghost, Ssserpent, Onyx, Living Laser, Pterodactyl Ghost, Toad, David Cain and Count Spankulot then appeared.
BlackWarGreymon: Can me, Trickster, Box Ghost, Ssserpent, Onyx, Living Laser, Pterodactyl Ghost, Toad, David Cain and Count Spankulot go with you guys?
Nico: You all sure can. We're going to Northern Scotland to investigate people disappearing there.
Trickster: Oh boy. We better get over there then.
Nico: Yep. Lets go.
We were off to Northern Scotland.
NORTHERN SCOTLAND
We were flying over Scotland.
Dr. Ghastly: How does it feel to be back in Scotland, Lincoln?
Lincoln: It feels amazing Dr. Ghastly. Now that Morag is gone and there's no Team Dark Phoenix Storm to make things worse, maybe I can check on the Loud Castle.
Me: Awesome. And speaking of Morag, I have great news. She tried to escape prison 3 days ago and she died just as she was about to get out beyond the prison rec yard.
Lori: Did she really?
Me: Yep. That curse I put on her did her in and sent her sorry big ass off to Oblivion.
Nico: Good riddance. I hope that bitch likes Hell.
Trickster: I hope Angus is okay.
Nico: Well he is thankfully not where we're going. Loch Loud is on the western side of the country where as we're going to the north side.
Eli: That's a relief.
We arrived and we arrived in a small and deserted village that was not far from the northern coast of Scotland.
Laney: This must be it.
We saw no one out on the streets and there was no one in the village at all.
Lana: Weird. Where is everyone?
Nico: No idea. They're all gone.
Me: This whole village is as quiet as a graveyard.
Mandy: It's like everyone just vanished.
Terrance: It's deja-vu all over again!
Nico: Lets see.
Nico did a scan and he saw that there were NO PEOPLE ANYWHERE! The whole town was empty. Everyone vanished without a trace.
Nico: Whoa. Everyone in this whole village is gone.
Lola: Geez.
Ssserpent: Are we too late?
Nico: I don't know.
Eli: Wait I sense something. This way.
We followed Eli and we got to an ally and we saw that it was empty but we heard crying.
Lucille Loud: (Scottish Accent) I hear crying.
Lucille went to a trash can and she opened it and in it was a little girl at around 5 years old.
Lucille: Little lass are you all right?
Girl: (Crying hard) No! They took my parents!
Lucille: Who took your parents lass?
Rotwood: Can you describe what you saw before your parents were taken?
Girl: (Sniffles) I can try. We were just about to have dinner when suddenly they came in and hurt my parents and then took them away.
Me: Did you get a good look at what the attackers looked like?
Girl: Yes they looked like people from long ago and they looked like something I read in a story.
Me: Story?
I pulled out my book on Scottish Folk tales and turned it to a certain man.
Me: This him?
I showed her the picture.
Girl: Yes that's him! He had a huge number of people with him!
Me: The Sawney Bean Clan has returned from the dead!
We gasped in shock!
David Cain: I hope this doesn't mean what I think it means.
Nico: I'm afraid it does. The most evil and most ruthless Canniballistic Clan in all of Scotland and the World has returned to terrorize all of Scotland again.
Me: Just as I feared. I knew it was only a matter of time before they returned.
Eli: Not good.
Nico: Hold on. I want to try out something that might help us cover more ground.
Lois Griffin: Oh God. It better not be like my former husband's antics.
Nico: It's not. J.D. you know you can regenerate limbs right because you're immortal right?
Me: Yeah why?
Nico: Well since we're all immortal maybe the same thing can happen to us. Can you slash off my arm so I can see if it will grow back?
Me: I sure can. But it will hurt.
Nico: I'm ready.
Nico held out his hand and then…
SLASH!
I slashed off his arm.
Toad: And now, we wait.
Nico regrew his arm back!
Me: It worked!
We saw Nico's severed arm turn into mush and it remerged with him.
Me: Whoa. That's right you have Majin Buu's powers.
Nico: Right I forgot about that.
Alucard: (pats Nico on the back) It was a good try, dude.
Nico: At least I know now that I can regenerate my limbs and all that.
Eli: Yep.
Living Laser: Let's look for more clues on where the Sawney Bean Clan might have gone.
Me: Well they used to live in a cave on the west coast of Scotland over 500 years ago. But there's only one cave that I know that they are likely to use: Smoo Cave.
Mandy saw something.
Mandy: Wait. Some police are looking at something in the river.
Nico: I see them too.
We went over and we saw that they were pulling out severed limbs with the skin and muscles eaten off.
Onyx: (turns green) Oh, God. I think I'm gonna hurl!
Onyx threw up on Horsea.
Horsea: HEY! OH SICK!
Maria: Hey hurl on your own mascot!
Onyx: Sorry.
Bubble Man: Officers, is this some kind of crime scene?!
Officer: Aye lad. 7,233 people murdered in over 48 years.
Nico: The Sawney Bean Clan has been really busy.
Officer: Sawney Bean Clan? They are just a myth.
Eli: No they are all too real.
Count Spankulot: They have been very bad for all these murders!
Nico: They sure have and we need to stop them. After we have the usual battles.
Rothar: We need to tell the remaning people in Scotland what's really going on here!
Nico: They do have a right to know.
Laney: Right. We got to tell them what's going on now.
Box Ghost: We should call Angus too!
Eli: What are we waiting for!?
Nico: Lets go!
And with that we flew all across Scotland to warn all the people about the Sawney Bean Clan returning.
Squidward: Attention, people of Scotland! This is very important. The Sawney Bean Clan is taking over the world!
Everyone was silent.
Squidward: OUR world!
The people of Scotland gasped and they were shocked that they are real! After all these years they were now proven to be VERY REAL!
We regrouped and everyone was gathered and they had shotguns, rifles and machine guns and more.
Pterodactyl Ghost: I'm gonna fly over to where their hideout is.
Nico: Okay be careful.
He flew off.
Then Whirlin, Manta Bayarsh, Dumbbeltron, Marionette Shadow, Gameface, Count Nocturn, Kerbero Gangan, Electropede and Ryugu Tamatebacco appeared.
Nico: Whirlin, Manta Bayarsh, Dumbbeltron, Marionette Shadow, Gameface, Count Nocturn, Kerbero Gangan, Electropede and Ryugu Tamatebacco.
Whirlin: We heard what's been going on here.
William: Then you know how dangerous the Sawney Bean Clan are, right?
Electropede: Yep we read about them in books.
Manta Bayarsh: Is this a repeat of what happened the day before Slappy came back?
Maria: Well, this time, no one's mind controlled.
Dumbbeltron: I guess that makes sense.
Marionette Shadow: (to me) Heard you went to Venus today.
Me: Yep.
Gameface: What did you find there?
Me: Beautiful amazon women.
I told them everything.
Whirlin: Cool! Sounds like my kind of place.
Nico: Yep.
Whirlin: Wow! Venus is now fully terraformed!? That's amazing!
Gameface: That's amazing.
Frightwing came out.
Nico: Frightwing. Back for round 2.
Frightwing: Yep. This is gonna be fun.
Nico: Yep.
Frightwing: Okay, I might be a monster but even I cross the line on what's going on here!
Nico: This was an evil family that lived back in the 16th Century and they killed over 5,000 people in 25 years.
Laney: And now they killed over 7,300 people in just under 48 hours. They are moving fast.
Nico: We got to hurry before they strike again. Lets get the battles underway.
We got the battles started.
Battle 1: Linka (Captain Planet), Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Zyuohgers, Lincoln, Lori, Tarzan, Jane, RD Lori and RD Carol VS Whirlin
Whirlin was first.
Whirlin: (to Linka) Devona would definitely get along with Squirrel Girl. Too bad there aren't any Squirrel Zyuoghers.
Linka: I have a feeling we're about to see one soon.
Rainbow Dash: The way Lori showed that she was the Kyuranger of Virgo the Maiden yesterday was awesome.
Scootaloo: So it is possible we may see new Rangers like that for all the teams is gonna happen.
Whirlwind: That will be so cool.
Yamato: It sure will. After everything that has happened over the last couple of days it's possible.
Sela: Yeah it sure is.
Leo: I think it will be cool.
Tusk: You got that right.
Lincoln: Yep.
Whirlin: Lets find out if there is a Squirrel Zyuohger. Lets do it!
Zyuohgers, Lincoln and Lori: WILD INSTINCT AWAKEN!
AAHHHAAHHHAHAH WOOWOOWOWO!
They transformed!
Yamato: MONARCH OF THE OPEN SKIES! ZYUOH EAGLE!
Sela: MONARCH OF THE OPEN SEAS! ZYUOH SHARK!
Leo: MONARCH OF THE SAVANNA! ZYUOH LION!
Tusk: MONARCH OF THE DEEP FOREST! ZYUOH ELEPHANT!
Amu: MONARCH OF THE SNOW FIELDS! ZYUOH TIGER!
Misao: MONARCH OF THE WORLD! ZYUOH WORLD!
Bud: MONARCH OF THE BLUE SKIES! ZYUOH BIRD!
Lincoln: MONARCH OF THE DARK CAVERNS! ZYUOH SNAKE!
Lori: MONARCH OF THE HIGH TREES! ZYUOH SQUIRREL!
Zyuohgers, Lincoln and Lori: DOUBUTSU SENTAI ZYUOHGER!
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A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready for action!
Lori surprised them all as she was now a BROWN SQUIRREL ZYUOHGER! SO AWESOME!
Whirlin: OH WOW! Lori you look awesome! I never saw a Brown Zyuohger before. Come to think of it, there has never been a Brown Power Ranger of any kind before.
Lori: Literally surprised you there.
Yamato: So awesome!
Tarzan: That is awesome.
Lori: Watch this. UNLEASH THE BEAST!
She threw nut bombs and they hit Whirlin and exploded!
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Rainbow Dash: Wow! AWESOME!
Scootaloo: YEAH!
Yamato: That is amazing! Way to go Lori!
Lori: Thanks.
They fired waves of wind, lightning, rainbows and energy and smashed him down.
Linka: ALL RIGHT!
Rainbow Dash: That was AWESOME!
Yamato: Don't underestimate this planet.
Battle 2: Taylor (Loud House), Sunset Shimmer, Pip-Squeak, Fire Skylanders, Powerpuff Girls, Kyurangers, Lori, Lincoln, Leni, Tyrone McGee, and Terrence vs Manta Bayarsh
Manta Bayarsh was next.
Manta Bayarsh: (to Taylor) Who did J.D. rescue this time?
Taylor: Her name is Devona and she is what's called a Ratatosky, the Squirrel Girl of Norse Myth.
Sunset Shimmer: J.D. and the team met her on the planet Venus.
Pip-Squeak: (British Accent) That is amazing. I thought it was cool.
Sunburn: You said it. I thought it was cool.
Blossom: Same here. That was awesome.
Bubbles: It sure was.
Lori: Literally cool.
Manta Bayarsh: You said it and Lori that is so cool that you are now the Kyuranger of Virgo the Maiden and the Zyuohger of The Squirrel. That is amazing.
Lori: It sure is. It's gonna literally be really cool being part of 2 amazing teams. J.D. decided for all of us to show different ranger forms.
Lincoln: It sure will be awesome.
Leni: You will totes love my ranger form.
Manta Bayarsh: I have a feeling it's gonna be great. Lets do it!
SEIZA CHANGE!
Kyurangers, Lori, Lincoln and Leni: STAR POWER!
They transformed!
Lucky: Super Star! Shishi Red!
Stinger: Poison Star! Sasori Orange!
Garo: Beast Star! Ookami Blue!
Balance: Trick Star! Tenbin Gold!
Champ: Ring Star! Oushi Black!
Naga Ray: Silent Star! Hebitsukai Silver!
Hammi: Shinobi Star! Chamaeleon Green!
Raptor 283: Speed Star! Washi Pink!
Spada: Food Mei-Star! Kaijiki Yellow!
Shou Ronpo: Dragon Ma-Star! Ryu Commander!
Kotoro: Big Star! Koguma Skyblue!
Tsurugi: Space Bu-Star! Honou Soldier!
Lincoln: Bravery Star! Ramu White!
Lori: Maiden Star! Otome Aqua!
Leni: Pure Star! Tsuin Sea Foam Green!
Kyurangers, Lori, Lincoln and Leni: UCHU SENTAI KYURANGER!
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready for action!
Leni was now a Sea Foam Green Kyuranger and she represented the constellation of Gemini The Twins.
Manta Bayarsh: Wow! Leni is now a Kyuranger!
Lucky: LUCKY! Leni you look amazing!
Leni: This is totes amazing! And the color of my ranger suit is amazing!
Lincoln: Leni represents Gemini the Twins for this one.
Taylor: Way to go Leni!
Leni: Thanks guys. Like watch this.
GALAXY!
She formed 20 clones of herself!
Taylor: COOL!
Lucky: LUCKY! Leni has cloning powers.
Manta Bayarsh: That is cool! Way to go!
Lucky: Time to test your luck!
They fired waves of energy, fire and lasers and smashed him down.
Taylor: OH YEAH!
Sunset Shimmer: That was amazing!
Lucky: We will take back the galaxy!
Battle 3: Ben 10,000, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Di Gata Defenders, Major Dr. Ghastly, and Skarr vs Dumbbeltron
Dumbbeltron was next.
Dumbbeltron: (to Ben 10,000) If I were there, I would've just thrown one of my Explosive Dumbbells at that Clyde j***!
Ben 10,000: Yeah I feel the same way but I wouldn't kill him, I would send him to prison.
Starlight Glimmer: But Clyde sure was a stupid guy.
Cozy Glow: He didn't know how strong Missy got ever since she joined us.
Hex: He totally didn't expect her to get so strong and powerful.
Seth: That is a big surprise.
Dumbbeltron: It sure is. Lets do it!
They fired waves of stars, energy and magic and bones and smashed him down.
Ben 10,000: That was awesome!
Starlight Glimmer: It sure was!
Battle 4: Style Queen, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Omi, Raimundo, Kimiko, Clay, Lois Griffin, and Eret (How to Train Your Dragon) vs Marionette Shadow
Marionette Shadow was next.
Marionette Shadow: (to Style Queen) Missy sure showed that Clyde asshole!
Style Queen: She sure did! Did you see it happen on TV?
Marionette Shadow: Yeah I was watching it unfold at work. It was awesome how Missy learned so much under everything you guys did.
Rarity: Indeed she did darling and it is amazing how fast she learned under us.
Sweetie Belle: You said it. It's awesome how strong she got.
Gill Grunt: She showed that Clyde freak what for.
Omi: (Tibetan Accent) Well trained and well learned.
Raimundo: I hope Clyde likes going to prison.
Kimiko: You said it!
Marionette Shadow: I know. Lets do it!
They fired waves of jewels, water and energy and elements and smashed him down.
Style Queen: That is style!
Rarity: Rapture darling that was grand!
Battle 5: Margo (Loud House), Pinkie Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Lollirock, Rotwood and Brad Morton VS Gameface
Gameface was next.
Gameface: (to Margo) It's no wonder the Sawney Bean Clan made Nico vomit before. Any person would be sick at what they've done!
Margo: You got that right! What the Sawney Bean Clan did all those years ago was so horrible that they would make anyone with a weak stomach hurl their guts out!
Pinkie Pie: Thank goodness we didn't have lunch before we left.
Featherweight: You're not kidding. But they did horrible things.
Sprocket: Yeah what they were doing is absolutely horrible.
Princess Iris: Yeah no kidding.
Gameface: You're not kidding there. Lets do it1
They fired waves of lightning, metal, gears and energy and smashed him down.
Margo: RIGHT ON!
Pinkie Pie: BEST USUAL BATTLE EVER!
Battle 6: Marceline the Vampire Queen, Princess Luna, Dark Skylanders, Sora, Kairi, Riku, Alucard (HELLSING) and Android 17 VS Count Nocturn
Count Nocturn was next.
Count Nocturn: (to Marceline) Even us vampires wouldn't kill people as savagely like that!
Marceline: Werewolves would but not vampires. But yeah that is sick even for me and you.
Princess Luna: You got that right. What the Sawney Bean Clan does is absolutely horrible.
Blackout: You're not kidding there. What they do is disgusting!
Sora: Yeah not even the Heartless were that savage either.
Kairi: Yeah but I don't think they kill people that brutally.
Count Nocturn: Yeah no kidding. Lets do it!
They fired waves of energy and darkness and smashed him down.
Marceline: RIGHT ON!
Princess Luna: A true victory of the night.
Battle 7: Gaz Membrane, Twilight Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Lyoko Warriors, Mandy and St. Patricia VS Kerbero Gangan,
Kerbero Gangan was next.
Kerbero Gangan: (to Gaz) Did Nico really cut off his hand earlier?
Gaz: He sure did and it was awesome!
Twilight Sparkle: But it hardly even hurt him because of his powers.
Spyro: Nico has the power to grow his limbs back like J.D. does.
Jeremie: That is something.
Aelita: I think so too.
Kerbero Gangan: That is amazing. Lets do it!
They fired waves of energy and magic and smashed him down.
Gaz: OH YEAH!
Twilight Sparkle: That was amazing!
Battle 8: Paula (Loud House), Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Life Skylanders, Stitch, Lilo, Yuna, RD Lincoln, and Bubble Man VS Electropede
Electropede was next.
Electropede: (to Paula) It's too bad Nico's hand reattached itself. I really wanted to see another Nico.
Paula: I don't think Lois wanted that. Peter's hand regrew into another Peter named Retep and he was pure evil.
Electropede: Ah didn't want to take that chance. Peter may have a brain the size of a housefly but he did tons of crazy and stupid things.
Fluttershy: He sure did and that was nuts.
Tornado Bolt: Yeah no kidding. What a freak.
Stealth Elf: Yeah. What a monster.
Stitch: He deserved to be destroyed.
Lilo: You got that right.
Electropede: Indeed. Lets do it!
They fired waves of lightning, grass, flowers and water and smashed him down.
Paula: RIGHT ON!
Fluttershy: That was fun.
Battle 9: Red She-Hulk, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Ghostbusters, Rothar and Dardemus VS Black Knight Ghost
Black Knight Ghost was next.
Black Knight Ghost: (to Red She Hulk) Did J.D. really meet a Tapu Fini Gene Slammer this morning?
Red She-Hulk: He sure did and her name is Anya Thammavongsa. She comes from Laos.
Applejack: And she would make an amazing member of the Neptune Crusaders.
Apple Bloom: Just what I was thinking sis.
Flashwing: Her power over water is amazing and she has an awesome Water Z-Band on.
Peter V.: She sure does. I think it's cool.
Black Knight Ghost: I think so too. Lets do it!
They fired waves of earth, rocks, energy, crystal and apples and smashed him down.
Red She-Hulk: TAKE THAT!
Applejack: YEEHAW! That was great!
Battle 10: Mera of Atlantis, Princess Celestia, Light Skylanders, Penn Zero, Squidward and Master Frown VS Ryugu Tamatebacco
Ryugu Tamatebacco was next.
Ryugu Tamatebacco: (to Mera) You and Anya would definitely get along great.
Mera: We sure would and she would get along great with all the members of the Neptune Crusaders.
Princess Celestia: She is an amazing and gifted girl.
Spotlight: Her powers of water are really amazing.
Penn: I think so too.
Ryugu Tamatebacco: Me too. Lets do it!
They fired waves of energy and light and water and smashed him down.
Mera: FOR ATLANTIS!
Princess Celestia: That was so amazing!
Battle 11: In Space Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Nico, Ice Luan, Lana, Lola, Laney, Lucy, Lisa and Lily VS Frightwing
Frightwing was next.
Nico: This is gonna be awesome.
Frightwing: It sure will. But check out what's in my safe.
Nico teleported and opened it and in it was a bunch of weapons. They were called the Swords of The Miraculous.
The Swords of The Miraculous, they're a collection of swords with the Miraculous symbols etched on the 6'5" massive, wide, double-edged blades, large angel wings for the crossguard in the colors of their suits, large colored gems for the hilts, longer black handles, and large colored faceted sphere pommels. Once in hand, they'll get a massive power and energy increase, and they'll merge with the weapons given to you through treasure battles.
Nico was amazed.
In Space Rangers: LETS ROCKET!
They transformed!
Andros: "Power Red!"
Carlos: "Power Black!"
T.J: "Power Blue!"
Ashley: "Power Yellow!"
Cassie: "Power Pink!"
Zhane: "Power Silver!"
All: "Power Rangers Power Up!"
KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! IN SPACE!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the In Space Rangers too!
Nico: YEAH! This is gonna be good! Lets get him!
Andros: SPIRAL SABER BLASTER MODE!
Carlos: QUATTRO BLASTER! ONLINE!
Nico: FIRE!
They fired waves of energy and elements and the blasts all hit Frightwing and he exploded in a massive fiery explosion!
KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!
Nico: Oh yeah! Frightwing you have failed this world.
Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.
We regrouped.
Maria: Now for the Sawney Bean Clan.
Nico: Time to make those monsters rue the day they came back after half a millennia to get revenge.
Me: This is gonna be good.
Angus: (Scottish Accent) Aye lads. Lets show no mercy on those monsters.
Nico: Lets make those douchebags pay for their crimes in full.
Angus: Aye they will pay for everything they did.
Lucille: I think the Inferno is too good for them lads.
Lucy Loud: I agree myself.
Pterodactyl Ghost came back.
Pterodactyl Ghost: I found them and they are in the cave J.D. said.
Nico: Awesome. Lets go.
We were off to Smoo Cave.
SMOO CAVE
We were outside of Smoo Cave.
Nico: That's it all right.
We then smelled a really horrible stench coming from it and it was the smell of human flesh and it was gross!
We threw up at the mere smell of it and it was disgusting.
Nico: Yuck. Lets get them.
We went at them.
They laughed malevolently as they were eating.
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A massive fiery explosion went off above the cave and stars and a phoenix cry was heard as elements swirled around it and spirits of the masters of the stars and the Xiaolin Showdown Warriors swirled around the explosion and then they converged and we came out.
May: You guys are in serious trouble!
Nico: Big time!
Sawney Bean: (Scottish Accent) (DEVILISHLY) YOU GUYS ARE GONNA MAKE GOOD HUMAN LIMB SOUP!
Nico: Your reign of terror ends forever Sawney Bean Clan! WELCOME TO THE 21ST CENTURY!
We fired waves of energy and elements and blasted them all over and we jumped back and the people of Scotland all blasted them all over with bullets and grenade launchers and elephant gun blasts.
Orion: Time to get rid of these cannibals for good!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! S.P.D.!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the SPD Rangers!
Blood and guts were splattering all over the place as we were blowing numerous members of the clan to pieces and banishing their spirits to the Warp for all eternity.
Qin: You hungry?! Eat this!
Qin threw numerous fireballs and they hit the Sawney Bean Clan all over and blasted them in massive fiery explosions!
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We were REALLY blasting them all over!
Missy: They're dropping like flies!
Nico: Lets hit them with one grand combo blast!
RD Lana, Bludgeon, Ironhide and Rarity used the Earth and Equestria Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Bludgeon's Electric Cannon, RD Lana's powers, Ironhide's Water Gun and Rarity's powers 100-fold.
RD Lana and Bludgeon: LIGHTNING ICE SHOT!
Ironhide and Rarity: JEWELED NITROGEN SUPER BLAST!
Princess Luna, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Shadow Lucy, Lucille Loud and Lucy Loud: DARKNESS GOTHIC MEGABLAST!
They fired blasts of lightning, nitrogen, darkness and energy.
Lucille Loud, Trickster, Lucy Loud, Scotsman, Merida and Laney: SCOTLAND RETRIBUTION MEGABLAST!
They fired waves of energy and it formed into the flag of Scotland.
Lincoln: Now you will feel the fury of Mel Gibson. MEL GIBSON LIGHTNING STYLE: MAD MAX!
Jessica: MEL GIBSON STING STYLE: SUMMER CITY!
Mai: MEL GIBSON FIRE STYLE: THE CHAIN REACTION!
Entrapta: MEL GIBSON TECH STYLE: GALLIPOLI!
Perfuma: MEL GIBSON NATURE STYLE: TEQUILA SUNRISE!
Frosta: MEL GIBSON ICE STYLE: THE BOUNTY!
Yuna: MEL GIBSON WATER STYLE: THE RIVER!
NAnami: MEL GIBSON WATER STYLE: LETHAL WEAPON!
Julie: MEL GIBSON EARTH STYLE: HAMLET!
Toph: MEL GIBSON EARTH STYLE: MAVERICK!
Hilda: (British Accent) MEL GIBSON WIND STYLE: BRAVEHEART!
Paige: MEL GIBSON FIRE STYLE: POCAHONTAS!
Tatsumaki: MEL GIBSON WIND STYLE: CASPER!
Shantae: MEL GIBSON MAGIC STYLE: FATHER'S DAY!
Akko: MEL GIBSON MAGIC STYLE: FAIRYTALE: A TRUE STORY!
Kyoko: MEL GIBSON LIGHTNING STYLE: CHICKEN RUN!
Misako: MEL GIBSON LIGHTNING STYLE: THE PATRIOT!
Colette: MEL GIBSON LIGHT STYLE: WE WERE SOLDIERS!
Girl Jordan: MEL GIBSON WATER STYLE: THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST!
Ronnie Anne: MEL GIBSON FIRE STYLE: APOCALYPTO!
Ryuko: MEL GIBSON DARK STYLE: HACKSAW RIDGE!
They fired waves of elements and energy and they formed into said movies.
Lincoln and his Harem: MEL GIBSON FINAL SMASH: MEL GIBSON MOVIE MEGABLAST!
They fired a massive laser powered by all the movies throughout Mel Gibson's career which exploded on contact with the Sawney Bean Clan.
KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
The Sawney Bean Clan was obliterated and banished to the Warp forever.
Count Nocturn: Those... things won't hurt anyone anymore!
Kerbero Gangan: I swear I'm gonna lose it if we run into another cannibal!
Lucille: I don't think we'll run into anymore cannibals this month lads.
Electropede: Oh, thank God!
Black Knight Ghost: Time to let the people of Scotland know it's safe now.
Ryugu Tamatebacco: Exactly what I was thinking.
We went and told everyone all over Scotland that the Sawney Bean Clan is gone. This time for good and everyone rejoiced and cheered.
Me: Nico can I let it loose now? I've held in my crud for this long.
Nico: Go for it J.D. We all feel like throwing up.
Me: Thank you. (VOMITS!)
Lola, Lana, Luna, Luan and many of us hurled our guts out!
Lucille: (To the viewers) Sorry you all had to see that. But at least the Scotland people are safe again.
Me: That's true Lucille. (VOMITS)
Nico: Yuck! Lets get you guys back home to rest.
We went back to the estate and rested up. This was the most bloodiest and most gore-filled adventure ever. We enjoyed the rest of the day before going to sleep.
TO BE CONTINUED…
Part 7 done.
The Sawney Bean Clan were one of the most disgusting clans of cannibals in all of history and they were horrible! I can't believe that they were that insidiously gross in what they did back in the 16th Century. It was horrible! The first part for this chapter was for the 1968 movie Voyage to The Planet of Prehistoric Women and that was one of the most interesting movies from my dad's past I've seen. The second part was for the Midnight Museum expansion for Skylanders Trap Team and that was so awesome. NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Etstheclarencefan, Nflemingful and ninjakingofhearts and the guest reviewer gave me the ideas. Thanks guys. The next rescue for me is gonna be for a black harpy named Loviya and she and a Galaran Rapidash Gene-Slammer named Nikki Laramie and she will be from Wyoming. Nikki Laramie is the long lost sister of Lara Laramie and Me, Allie, Missy, Maria, Eli and Leia the Kyogre Gene-Slammer will meet her in Canterlot and we're going to help out in the annual Friendship Festival. It's gonna be so cool to see it and meet many ponies and creatures and even look for potential future members of the Knights of The Friendship Table. The 2nd part for Lincoln's rescue is gonna be in the world of Captain Cluck's Chicken Factory from Skylanders Superchargers and we're going going to see how Cluck not only makes awesome chicken but also we're going to face Eric Cartman and his friends from South Park. Reason: I hate that show. The next chapter is gonna be epic! We're going into another Kaiju Battle as we take on 2016's version of Godzilla called SHIN GODZILLA! We're going to face the scariest version of Godzilla ever made by Japan.
See you all tomorrow.
