Over in Canterlot, me, Eli, Allie Wilde, Maria, Missy, May and Leia the Kyogre Gene-Slammer were there for a really specially occasion. Today was the annual Friendship Festival and it was one of the biggest festivals in all of Equestria.

Me: This is gonna be so cool and it's gonna be awesome to be doing a concert for the Friendship Festival today.

Leia Necturn: Wait. The annual Friendship Festival is today?!

Leia concentrated and groaned as her body began to expand.

Me: That's right Leia and it's gonna be so cool to be at this festival.

Leia turned into Kyogre!

Leia Kyogre: Might as well be prepared just in case.

Allie Wilde: What is the Friendship Festival?

Me: It's a festival held in Canterlot to bring ponies from all over Equestria Together.

Maria: This is gonna be so awesome.

Me: Yep and Twilight is having me and some of us put on a very special charity concert for it too.

Maria: That explains why you have your new axe with you.

Eli: This is gonna be so cool.

Missy: It sure is. Nico told me that you guys sing really awesome songs.

Me: Yep and this is gonna be awesome.

Twilight Sparkle saw us.

Twilight Sparkle: Glad you all could make it.

Me: Wouldn't miss it for the world Twilight. This is gonna be so awesome and it'll be awesome to do a concert for you all.

Twilight Sparkle: Well we're glad you all can come.

Ponies and creatures from ALL OVER Equestria came and it was awesome!

Spike had a bunch of documents.

Spike: 'Scuse me! Dragon on the move! Important princess documents comin' through!

S04E26 Unnamed Earth Mare #1: Whoa! Everypony from Manehattan to Saddle Arabia is here!

Apple Cobbler: I know, filly! We almost couldn't book a stable!

Clear Skies: Princess Twilight must have her hooves full with this giant Festival!

Female Pony 2: Are you kidding?! She's smart and organized and cool under pressure! There's nothing she can't handle!

Me: Wow this is so awesome. It's amazing how many creatures and ponies are here. Also we're probably the first humans ever to be here.

Eli: I know. It's so awesome.

We then saw a bunch of kids throwing rotten fruit, vegetables and eggs and toilet paper at a replica of a statue of the Armageddon 23 and they were laughing at them.

Eli: Wow! They sure are showing the statue copy you made of the Armageddon 23.

Me: Glad the kids are having fun with that.

We got to work on the concert as we set up the stage for the performance. When it was time we got the concert underway and everyone cheered as I came up onto the stage.

Me: Good afternoon everyone and thank you all for having me and all of Team Loud Phoenix Storm come and perform for you all today.

Everyone cheered.

Me: As you all know, me and my team are the great heroes of all of Equestria and we all did so much and saved you all from certain doom. Well we aren't the only ones that saved you all as well. There is also Twilight Sparkle and all her friends. They have done so much before they joined the team as well. I have a montage of all of Twilight's adventures before and after we showed up.

I played a chronicle of all the adventures we did. Defeating Nightmare Moon and Saving Princess Luna from Herself, Redeeming Trixie Lulamoon, Saving the Crystal Empire, Preventing Chrysalis and The Changelings from taking Over Equestria, Redeeming Discord, Twilight's Ascension to Princess, Stopping the Everfree Forest from Invading, Defeating Tirek, Twilight Getting her Amazing Castle, Redeeming Starlight Glimmer, The Birth of Flurry Heart, Overthrowing Chrysalis and Freeing the Changelings from her Evil Reign, Destroying The Storm King, Establishing Twilight's School of Friendship, Freeing the Pillars of Equestria and saving Stygian, redeeming Sunset Shimmer, Redeeming the Dazzlings, Redeeming Cozy Glow, The Ascension of Apple Bloom, The Great War of Equestria, The Battle with Team Dark Phoenix Storm and the Ascension of Twilight's Friends into Princesses and many more adventures.

Everyone cheered wildly for Twilight and us.

Me: Thank you all. But as you make know, Twilight and her friends have done so much before they joined us and they have done so much after joining us too. So that's why I had this concert put on for you all, to raise money to help those that were impacted by the monsters that plagued Equestria. The Armageddon 23 have destroyed countless lives over the years and have done terrible atrocities that have affected the lives of many ponies and creatures in Equestria and all that. So without any further delay lets get this concert started!

Everyone cheered.

Me: The first song for your enjoyment is The Night Begins to Shine and this is a song that I sang when the 2017 Total Solar Eclipse was on.

Everyone was excited for this one.

I got the song started and then a Total Solar Eclipse formed above the stage.

Me: (Singing Divinely)

I saw you dance
From the corner
I caught your name
In a conversation
Playing hard-to-get
But I can understand

When I look at you
I see the story in your eyes
When we're dancing
The night begins to shine

Night begins to shine
The night begins to shine
Night begins to shine
When we're dancing
The night begins to shine

Talk 'til dawn
My heart was racing
I took you home
In the driving rain
Had my mind made up
I wanna feel your touch

When I look at you
I see the story in your eyes
When we're dancing
The night begins to shine

The night begins to shine
The night begins to shine
The night begins to shine
When we're dancing
The night begins to shine

The night begins to shine
(Night begins to shine)
The night begins to shine

Had my mind made up
I wanna feel your touch
When I look at you
I see the story in your eyes
When we're dancing
The night begins to shine

Night begins to shine
The night begins to shine
Night begins to shine
The night begins to shine

Night begins to shine
The night begins to shine
The night begins to shine
When we're dancing
The night begins to shine
Night begins to shine
The night begins to shine (the night begins to shine)
Night begins to shine
The night begins to shine (the night begins to shine)

The eclipse was beautiful and when I was done everyone cheered wildly!

Eli: WOOHOO! WAY TO GO BRO!

Me: Thank you! Now for this next song, I'm gonna have Twilight and friends come up here.

They did so.

Me: We're going to sing one of their awesome songs called Shine Like Rainbows.

We got the song going.

[Applejack]

Once upon a time
You came into my world and made the stars align

[Rarity]

Now I can see the signs
You pick me up when I get down so I can shine

[The Rainbooms]

Shine like rainbows
Shine like rainbows
Shine like rainbows
Shine like rainbows

[Rainbow Dash]

Friends, you are in my life
And you can count on me to be there by your side

[Sunset Shimmer]

And when the music comes alive
We sing our songs to lift us up so we can shine

[The Rainbooms]

And the sound that we hear in our hearts
Makes a crescendo
And the light that ignites in the dark
It makes us all glow

[Me and the Rainbooms]

And shine like rainbows
We shine like rainbows
Shine like rainbows
We shine like rainbows

Together we stand
As the rain begins to fall
And holdin' our heads up high
As the sun shines through it all

[Me and The cast]

And the sound that we hear in our hearts
Makes a crescendo
And the light that ignites in the dark
It makes us all glow

And shine like rainbows
We shine like rainbows
Shine like rainbows
We shine like rainbows

[The Rainbooms]

We shine like rainbows

Rainbows formed all over the stages and they were beautiful and they were awesome! When the song was finished everyone cheered wildly.

Allie Wilde: SO AWESOME!

Maria: YEAH!

We had a great concert for everyone and we also met a Black Harpy named Loviya and a Galarian Rapidash Gene-Slammer named Nikki Laramie who shockingly is actually the long lost sister of Lara Laramie. We went to a place where no one would see us and I put on my blind man glasses and Eli covered his eyes and I snapped my fingers and Nikki reverted back and she was naked. Leia reverted back too.

Leia was human again. But naked.

Leia: (covers herself) Is there still time to enjoy the rest of the Festival?

Me: There's plenty of time.

Nikki Laramie: (Covers herself) I can't wait to see Lara again. I missed her.

Maria: Now we have 3 Rapidash Gene-Slammers with us.

Me: Yep. I'm one of them.

Eli: That's awesome.

Loviya: It sure is. It's so cool that you all have so many awesome gene-slammers with you all.

Allie Wilde: It sure is.

We had a great rest of the day at the Friendship Festival and it was great. We raised more than enough money to help those impacted and it was awesome!


After helping out in the Friendship Festival in Canterlot, Lincoln, me, Nico, Eli, Nicole, Zarya Moonwolf, Salem (RWBY,) and Loni Loud were heading to Captain Cluck's Chicken Factory in the Skylands, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the twelve girls there, but we got word that Eric Cartman and his friends were here, and they want revenge for what happened to them when Nico was possessed by The Digimon Emperor.

Lincoln: Wow, so this is Captain Cluck's Chicken Factory, this is so awesome.

Me: I've always wanted to see what this factory was like and I heard that Cluck makes really huge and awesome chicken here.

Nico: Boy seeing all that huge chicken is making me hungry.

Eli: Me too.

Lincoln: And I think I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the twelve girls there, but we got word that Eric Cartman and his friends were here, and they want revenge for what'd happened to them when Nico was possessed by The Digimon Emperor.

Me: That's right, big guy. But, the town of South Park is completely dysfunctional, just like Springfield and Quahog, along with the people.

Nico: And they won't accept an apology from us, they're too wrapped up on revenge on me because of what The Digimon Emperor did when he possessed me.

Eli: They're a lost cause, and they need to be stopped for good. And I sense that Zarya is the next one to transform, this is going to be good.

Salem: What did Eric do?

Me: A more accurate question is What HASN'T he done. He is one of the worst kids I've ever seen.

I pulled up his history.


Eric Theodore Cartman, more commonly known by his surname Cartman, is one of the four main protagonists as well as the main antagonist of the adult animated sitcom South Park. He also appears as the main antagonist of the 2017 video games, South Park: The Fractured But Whole and South Park: Phone Destroyer.

He is an eight-to-ten-year-old boy who lives in the fictional town of South Park, Colorado near Denver. He has been the longtime arch-nemesis and companion of Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski and Kenny McCormick. Despite hanging out with them, none have considered him a true friend. He was also the social rival of Stan's girlfriend and love interest Wendy Testaburger and later the abusive boyfriend of Heidi Turneruntil their final split, as well as the only son of Liane Cartman.

Being disliked by nearly almost everyone in town, Cartman is a fat, bigoted, racist, sexist, cowardly, foulmouthed, manipulative, tyrannical sociopath constantly spreading hate speeches and bullying as well as deceiving and using others (especially Kyle and Butters) to achieve his goals.

He is voiced by co-creator Trey Parker, who also voices many other characters on the show, as well as Kim Jong-il in Team America: World Police and Balthazar Bratt in Despicable Me 3.

Cartman has an intensely heated rivalry of-sorts with Kyle due to his constant immoral scheming and disrespect for other cultures, especially his tendency towards anti-Semitic words and actions. Their particular enmity has intensified over the course of the series and the struggle between them can be seen as one between good and evil later on. He has slightly-lesser animosities with Stan, Kenny, Wendy and Butters among many others: he pokes fun at Kenny coming from a near-destitute family, teases Stan and Wendy's feelings for each other while openly deprecating their respective ideals and takes advantage of Butters's generous nature by leaving him in the dust when anything goes wrong.

Also, no matter how much Kyle and the rest of the boys keep telling Cartman the truth he refuses to believe the young Jew (or anyone else for that matter). Cartman is delusional which makes him believe he is awesome and better than everyone but he is too ignorant and arrogant to see the truth. He had always been in denial about the facts he was overweight and disliked by nearly everyone in town (especially Kyle and the other kids). However, he was truthful when he admitted to being racist (making fun of other Jews, ripping on African-Americans, etc.). It was shown that he worships those such as Adolf Hitler and the Ku Klux Klan much to the dismay of Kyle and Jerome "Chef" McElroy; he also worshipped Mel Gibson for his role in The Passion of the Christ which he believed to prove Jews as scum.

Cartman is often very immature and quite a coward, being reduced to tears once or twice with a passive hit from Kyle - however, he shows remarkable knowledge when he wants to sometimes verging on the role of a knowledgeable and master manipulator as he manages to gather large crowds to his will via impressive speeches and surprising charisma.

Cartman's plans vary from story to story but are typically small-scale and petty such as cheating someone out of money or obtaining a new toy/gadget - though he also has grander plans, some of which have verged on world domination though he always fails to achieve his goals (with one notable exception). Some of his more evil plans revolve around committing murder (or genocide) which usually happens.

Cartman is a spoiled brat who will do anything to get what he wants. Denying Cartman of his goal is a dangerous game as he easily develops obsessions over such things and can be extremely vindictive when feeling wronged and if sufficiently annoyed gains a psychopathic glee in destroying perceived enemies. Despite this Cartman has no qualms about whining, begging and manipulating people as well and a foul temper that explodes at any moment.

The cause of Cartman's flaws seemed to be a product of his environment as having been given everything from an early age he came to expect such treatment and his lazy, selfish behavior was rewarded rather than punished by his mother Liane Cartman who normally seemed all-but-incapable of disciplining her demonic child regardless of the abuse she received.

Unlike other characters (e.g. Kyle, Stan, Kenny and Butters) he did not actually seem to learn from mistakes and continued to do things that backfired blaming everyone except himself for the results.

Another recurring theme in the series is Cartman seen doing something selfless and it somehow always turns out to be a coverup for some selfish plot - the effort put into these master plans show that Cartman is not as stupid as he acts and smarter than he lets on but are usually doomed to failure due to the actions of others (especially Kyle and the rest of the children) or other factors.

While Cartman has always been a crass child he was not originally seen as entirely evil; however, the show's fifth season was when his character arc took a turn for the worst and ultimately became the psychopath and sociopath of today.

Cartman is notable for having a large criminal record and having crossed Moral Event Horizon. Although having committed many atrocities before he has only been arrested in any way about six times. Cartman's record includes but remains not limited to:

Murder and Attempted Murder: In "Butt Out" Cartman stabbed Rob Reiner with a fork essentially killing him. This could be considered self-defense; Reiner had been trying to lynch him through conspiracy and gathering a mob. However, Reiner reappeared in "200" and "201" proving he did not actually die. When he flashbacked to 1776 in "I'm a Little Bit Country" he brutally murdered a messenger boy with a log although this was in his imagination and therefore not a real crime. He was responsible for the murders of many people in other episodes. He shot and killed two members of a Chinese mafia group in "Wing" but that was also in self-defense. He murdered dozens of people while they were zombies in "Pinkeye" which was unnecessary as all he had to do was kill a zombified Kenny; however, he was not aware of this at the time. He electrocuted several Mexicans to death with a taser after soaking them in water and attempted to murder Butters to prevent him from crossing the U.S-Mexico border in "The Last of the Meheecans". He accidentally bashed Kenny's skull with a frying pan in "Timmy 2000" while trying to hit a bug that looked like Christina Aguilera on his face. Though it was the side-effects and a hallucination from overdosing on Ritalin he did not mean to legitimately murder Kenny. When he tried to kill Timothy "Timmy" Burch's disabled turkey Gobbles with an overhead stage light in "Helen Keller! The Musical" it accidentally killed Kenny instead due to him rigging the wrong one. He attempted to kill Kyle and later Kenny and Stan in "Toilet Paper" using a wiffle bat, not comprehending the stupidity of this plan. He tried to use a firearm on the President of FOX in "Cartoon Wars Part II" without realizing it was not loaded. In "Tsst" he conspired to kill his mother because he felt oppressed after she hired the Dog Whisperer Caesar Milan to help deal with Cartman's behavior. In "Scott Tenorman Must Die" he set up Scott's parents to be murdered and turned their corps into chili; this counted as parricide since "200" and "201" revealed he and Scott shared the same biological father. He and the other three boys conspired to have Sarah Jessica Parker murdered in "The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs" resulting in her getting shot by a hunter. He even tried multiple times to convince others and himself to kill Kyle. In "Mysterion Rises" and "Coon vs. Coon & Friends" although he does not directly murder anyone he manipulated Cthulhu into murdering those he personally deemed evil which included hippies, Jews, the people of San Francisco and Justin Bieber. In "Funnybot" he used his language skills by talking Germans into killing Kyle but this also failed.

Enforced Suicide: In "T.M.I." Cartman was put in an anger-management group and while there used his iPhone to send a series of text messages to the wife of the psychiatric doctor trying to get a reaction out of him. The messages placed the doctor's wife in a very bad position because Cartman forced her to commit suicide by saying he was engaging in sexual activities with prostitutes he met online. It is unknown how he got the wife's phone number as he required it to have made the texts. He banished Kenny (aka Mysterion), Stan (aka Toolshed), Kyle (aka Human Kite), Timmy (aka Iron Maiden), Clyde Donovan (aka Mosquito) and Token Black (aka Tupperware) to a "dark oblivion" in "Coon vs. Coon & Friends" after which Kenny was forced to get himself impaled on a spike under a cliff in order to die and respawn allowing him to save his friends. He did this again in "Bass to Mouth" when he tricked Jenny Simon into eating a cupcake Cartman secretly spiked with a strong laxative. He caused Jenny to crap her pants in class and as a result she attempted suicide. The suicide failed and she survived but suffered a fractured pelvis and had to be taken to the hospital while placed under suicide watch. He even caused one student named Pete Melman to crap his pants so much he needed new clothes from his mother, therefore exposing him to the embarrassing-news website run by Wikileaks named Eavesdropper and making him think about suicide. A year before he instigated the event of a student named Corey Duran crapping in his pants and made a hazing ritual out of it causing him to kill himself.

Attempted Genocide: In "The Passion of the Jew" he tried to get people to exterminate the Jews and in "Ginger Kids" tried doing the same to the "Gingers". When he became one of the latter he created the Ginger Separatist Movement and instead planned to kill all "non-Gingers", not wanting to live out his whole life as any kind of minority. In "Mysterion Rises" and "Coon vs. Coon & Friends" he and Cthulhu attempted to wipe out Jews by attacking synagogues.

Vandalism and Destruction: He mentioned in "The Death of Eric Cartman" that he broke a man's fence without telling him about it. He also destroyed most of the stuff in Butters' room with a baseball bat in the same episode. He did this in "AWESOM-O" when he messed up the entire Stotch house trying to find an embarrassing videotape Butters had of him making out with a Justin Timberlakecardboard cutout while dressed up as Britney Spears. He helped TP houses in "Toilet Paper" and "The Ring" and since Butters was put in jail for it both times Cartman was instead praised for being honest when confessing the crime for real.

Theft, Shoplifting, Fraud and Plagiarism: In "Fatbeard" Cartman stole his mother's credit card and presumably her ID as well, using it to buy plane tickets to Cairo, Egypt for himself, Clyde, Butters, Kevin Stoley and Kyle's adoptive Canadian brother Ike Broflovski. In "Christian Rock Hard" he replaced the word "Baby" in love songs with "Jesus" which was plagiarism and fraudulent as his short-lived band Faith Plus One was technically not Christian Rock. He pretended to be mentally disabled in "Le Petit Tourette" and "Up the Down Steroid". He did it again in "Freak Strike" when he decided to go on Maury Povich's show and pretend to be an out-of-control teenage prostitute to obtain a valuable prize after Butters unintentionally scammed him out of one by appearing on the same show with fake testicles attached to his chin as a practical joke by the rest of the boys and "Ass Burgers" when he faked autism by putting hamburgers in his butt. He stole many voter ballots from the election in "Obama Wins". In "Poor and Stupid" Cartman went to a local grocery store with Butters in hopes of finding Vagisil there; Butters forgot to bring money because Cartman did not tell him to. Cartman decided to ingest multiple Vagisil products and left without paying. This is not even counting all the times where Cartman conned or attempted to con other's out of his money.

Embezzlement: In "Probably" Cartman started his own church after he and the other kids caught Father Maxi having sex in the local church confessional with Clyde's aunt. Cartman made every kid in town evangelists and asked for their money to be sent to charity. In reality he took full advantage of them because he spent it all on himself. In "Kenny Dies" he convinced the American government to approve stem cell research through an impassioned speech and singing only to use the resources he acquired to replicate the restaurant Shakey's Pizza, thus leaving Kenny and many other people unable to be healed much to Kyle's outrage.

Arson: These were accidental and unintentional because in "Pre-School" the boys as children tricked a younger Trent Boyett into starting a fire which they believed they could put out with their urine but were unable to. In "Butt Out" Cartman and the other boys were smoking and threw their cigarettes away to avoid being caught by Mr. Mackey but they landed in a dumpster near the school and set it on fire. He did it again in "1%" but committed arson in his own room. He was told to grow up and so divided his multiple personalities into his stuffed animals and got rid of them through brutal and weird ways. He did not mean to set his own room on fire and might've been sleepwalking when he did it. However, since it wasn't his property it still counts.

Graverobbing: In "Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery" the boys unearthed Kyle's dead grandmother from the local cemetery and planned to use it to scare the living daylights out of a couple of the 6th Graders. This brought up false rumors about the people in South Park having sexual intercourse with corpses and then-recent pirate-ghost hysteria to a whole new level.

Breaking and Entering: In "Tonsil Trouble" and "Mecha-Streisand" he broke into Kyle's room; in the former episode he admitted to breaking into Kyle's room before. The purpose was to steal the Triangle of Zinthar needed to complete the Diamond of Pantheos and give Kyle HIV. He broke into the veal ranch in "Fun with Veal". Cartman also busted into several houses in "About Last Night..." to steal television sets.

Armed Robbery: In "Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow" Cartman got Kyle into a stickup. He pointed a gun at Kyle and demanded he be given his "Jew Gold". Kyle gave Cartman a bag of rocks first and then presumably threw another bag into a fire. In "Go God Go Part 2" he robbed two kids of their Prank Time Phone with a presumably-expensive laser gun.

Piracy: In "Fatbeard" he and some of the other kids in South Park assembled several groups of Somalian pirates to plunder ships in increasingly aggressive ways until they were all shot by American snipers. This crime was ignored by the government because the soldiers thought Cartman and his friends were hostages due to their skin colors.

Smuggling: He became the leader of a fried chicken cartel under the control of Colonel Sanders in "Medicinal Fried Chicken". However, this did not count because KFC was not illegalized in South Park and merely had restaurants shut down.

Abuse and Torture: In various episodes he abused Mr. Kitty whenever the cat attempted to get some of his food. In addition, "Douche and Turd" mentioned that he broke Kenny's pet cat's leg. In "Crack Baby Athletic Association" Cartman made babies diagnosed with fetal cocaine syndrome play a game of basketball with a bag of cocaine and videotaped it; Cartman was making a profit out of this and did not give the babies any credit which also counted as slave labor. In "The Snuke" he used farts to torture the Hakeem family. However, this did not count because Cartman did not use weapons but rather his own bodily gas to annoy and provoke them. What Cartman did was actually government-sponsored and therefore not branded into his criminal record. Unfortunately, in "Tsst" he kidnapped a fellow student named Billy Turner and forced him to play a Jigsaw-esque game by cuffing one of his ankles to the school flagpole. Cartman said he spiked Billy's lunch milk with poison and it would kill him unless he sawed off his own leg and got the antidote. In "Ginger Cow" he made Kyle cut his hair and farted in his face while forcing him to enjoy it because he threatened to make Christians, Muslims and Jews disband their mutual peace. He eventually got both ends of the deal as he lied about having a huge penis to both wrongfully keep his self-respect and allow peace itself to be destroyed.

Assault and Battery: Done several times, although many of these were not crimes but just fighting with friends and others. He beat up Jimmy Valmer when he wasn't expecting it in "Casa Bonita" and considering the latter was handicapped it could be a crime. In "The Coon" he attacked a man and woman with the metal claws on his hands, scratching the man's face up and causing the woman to run away in terror ( in his defense, he thought the woman was being raped). In "Coon 2: Hindsight" he brutally assaulted Bradley Biggle (aka Mint-Berry Crunch) and Clyde for absolutely no reason at all. Cartman did this again in "Mysterion Rises" when he beat up a little girl in an airport after she asked him what the former was like. He attacked Pip Pirripand Token with a rock in "Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000" causing their bones to break which was mild assault but was arrested for a hate crime instead.

Enforced and Committed Cannibalism: In "Scott Tenorman Must Die" Cartman tricked a farmer into killing Scott's parents, took the corpses and ground them up into chili so he could serve it in a Chili Con Carne Festival. Cartman did so and therefore tricked Scott into cannibalism. In "A Ladder to Heaven" he mistook Kenny's ashes for chocolate milk mix and drank them, eventually becoming possessed by his soul.

Kidnapping and False Imprisonment: He locked Butters in a bomb shelter for three days in "Casa Bonita" and kidnapped 63 hippies, trapping them in his basement in "Die Hippie, Die". He held the Hakeems prisoner in "The Snuke" (though this was government-sanctioned) and took Butters from a mental hospital without permission from officials in "The Death of Eric Cartman".

Forceful Confinement: During the events of "Coon 2: Hindsight", "Mysterion Rises" and "Coon vs. Coon & Friends" he (as The Coon) forced Butters to stay in a small jail cell in his basement. He also locked away 63 hippies there in "Die Hippie, Die" and tricked Butters into being trapped inside a bomb shelter in "Casa Bonita".

Prostitution: After Kyle caused him to have a severe concussion and amnesia in "Cow Days" he began to think he was a Vietnamese prostitute named Ming Lee and it was implied he prostituted himself to Leonardo DiCaprio. He did this in "Chickenlover" and "Freak Strike" but did not have real sex with anyone, pretending to be a prostitute. In "Cartman Joins NAMBLA" he became the poster child for NAMBLA the pedophile organization though he was not aware of this until the police showed up with the Marlon Brando NAMBLA.

Rape: In "Cartman Sucks" he (technically) gave Butters a blowjob without his knowledge and put Butters' penis in his mouth.

Drug Possession:: In "Crack Baby Athletic Association" Cartman gave some crack to babies diagnosed with fetal cocaine syndrome and videotaped them playing with a bag of it, putting the video on the Internet. He also gave crack to a pregnant woman addicted to it. The crack he possessed may have come from his mother and she was seen smoking some after having sex with two men in "Jakovasaurs".

Unlicensed Surgery: In "Jared Has Aides" he, Stan and Kyle performed unlicensed liposuction on Butters with a hose to make him thinner in hopes of getting money from a weight loss scam. They even framed him by simply running away and hiding causing yet another grounding for Butters from his parents.

Assorted Terrorism: Cartman admitted to this in "Cartoon Wars" when trying to get Family Guypulled entirely through threats from Islamic bombers and threatening the FOX President with a handgun. He formed an anti-China organization with Butters in "The China Problem" and held an entire building of hostages at gunpoint with Butters wounding two police officers and a civilian with badly-aimed gunshots that hit them in the genitals. His attempt to split up the U.S. through manipulating a drunken army of southerners to plunder towns and march on the capital might count although this was not for political reasons so much as it was for making Stan and Kyle his slaves because of a bet they made. In "The Coon" he tried to bomb a hospital to lure out Mysterion by planting dynamite in it. He managed to set the explosives but ditched the plot and decided helping Mysterion would be more preferable. In "Mysterion Rises" and "Coon vs. Coon and Friends" Cartman along with Cthulhu performed numerous terrorist actions against assorted groups, cities and individuals. He also participated with his anger-management classmates and Stan's father Randy Marsh in "T.M.I." in terrorizing a FedEx building and threatened to not release the hostages until their demands were met. He caused numerous plane crashes and nationwide panic to happen in "World War Zimmerman". In "Tonsil Trouble" Cartman snuck into Kyle's room, drew HIV-contaminated blood from himself and squirted it into Kyle's mouth giving him HIV as well. This was terrorism because Cartman intentionally made someone critically- and terminally-ill to satisfy a desire for revenge. The motive for this was Kyle laughing in disbelief after hearing that his arch-nemesis received a deadly virus which would kill him within less than a decade (ironically, Cartman had frequently talked about Kyle getting this particular disease before). Cartman thought he was being insensitive and shared the virus, giving Kyle AIDS for real so he would not be laughed at anymore.

War Crimes: The drunken Southern Civil War army he led was seen looting, pillaging, attacking civilians and burning down buildings. It was also implied by Cartman at one point his troops raped women (when offering Kenny a spot he said "Join me, and you shall have many plunders and women!" although he did not specifically reference rape). He also employed at least two other child soldiers which were Kenny and Butters.

Blackmailing, Framing, Incrimination, Tyranny, Scapegoating, Submitting False Evidence and Obstruction of Criminal Investigations/Justice: In "Dances With Smurfs" Cartman used the lie he made about Wendy killing the Smurfs as the key plot device for his movie. He then used the movie to frame Wendy by poorly dressing up as her and doing the same thing he claimed she did. Not only did he provide a sneak peak for all the students of South Park Elementary to see on his morning show, but he also released it on DVD and Blu-Ray to stores across America. This lawbreaking led to the creation of the James Cameron movie Avatar. In "Coon 2: Hindsight" Cartman (aka The Coon) tried to blackmail Captain Hindsight into joining his superhero team. He framed Trent twice in "Pre-School" for arson and the assault of a schoolteacher to get out of trouble and avoid his wrath for 5 years. He committed blackmail in "The Passion of the Jew" when he pressured Kyle into seeing The Passion of the Christ and told him to have the Jews apologize for the death of Jesus. However, this kind of blackmail was emotional because Cartman did not threaten Kyle with extortion, a videotape or photos. Another example was shown in "Cancelled" when Joozians were caught having weird alien sex (sucking on each others' "jagons" while sticking their fingers inside their "thrushers" after getting high on alien drugs) in front of him and the other boys. Kenny took a picture of them doing this and Cartman used it to their advantage. However, this crime may not count because Cartman broke these laws on another planet and did it to save Earth from being destroyed. Unfortunately, Cartman may be held accountable in the Intergalactic Justice System because he indeed broke the laws of another planet and may be an example of extradition. However, he had his memory erased afterwards and could not remember anything. In "Cartman's Incredible Gift" people who had actual supernatural powers accused Cartman of being a fraud and sued him. In order to avoid the lawsuit Cartman intentionally framed them for the murder of Veronica Crabtree and caused them to be arrested with one shot and killed. He framed his mother in "The Poor Kid" after finding out his family had the second-lowest income rate in his hometown just before Kenny's family. He engineered a plan to get into a foster home by creating a meth lab in his backyard and getting her arrested. The police found out later and arrested Cartman as well, placing him in jail for two months. In "The Red Badge of Gayness" the drunken Southern Civil War army demanded the Confederate States of America to be a separate country and almost achieved this through blackmailing Bill Clinton by threatening to release a bluff video of him with Marisa Tomei. He also framed Butters numerous times for things he and the other boys did which all resulted in Butters being arrested by authorities and/or grounded by his strict and abusive parents Stephen Stotch and Linda Stotch. In "Scott Tenorman Must Die" he stole the dead bodies of Mr. and Mrs. Tenorman from a crime scene while Officer Barbrady was still investigating. In "Mexican Joker", when Cartman realizes how he can manipulate I.C.E. through an anonymous call (due to their profound incompetence) into arresting Kyle's family and having them separated into migrant detention centers, despite the fact that Kyle and his family are U.S. citizens. Cartman's motivation for doing this while not due to anti-semitic reasons, was his way of getting back at Kyle, for all the times he was being a "dick" to him and for his own sadistic amusement. Given that Cartman perceived Kyle as "dick" due to Kyle calling Cartman out on his misdeeds, the latest instance being that Cartman attempted to snap one of their female classmates' bra, which is arguably a form of sexual assault. Cartman called Kyle in advance and wanted him to apologize for "every time he was ever a dick to him". Since Kyle was completely justified and Cartman was being completely delusional in thinking he was owed an apology as all of these instances are implied to be Cartman getting called out for his own faults in terms of morality and mentality.

Vigilantism: Due to Cartman's attempts at crime-fighting and violent methods of dealing with crime in "The Coon" and "Coon 2: Hindsight" he was technically in violation of laws regarding vigilante actions. However, due to his constant ineffectual attempts this was overlooked by South Park authorities.

Hate Crimes: He bashed Token and Pip with a rock in "Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000" although he was later proven not to have done this for racial reasons and therefore released from jail almost immediately but it still counted as a mild case of assault. However, his attempts against Jews, hippies, "Gingers" and "non-Gingers" (while he thought he was one) may count as his motivations were specifically because of them being members of certain ethnic and social groups. During his actions with Cthulhu against them, San Francisco and Justin Bieber during the events of "Mysterion Rises" and "Coon vs. Coon & Friends" he along with Cthulhu performed numerous terrorist actions against these and more assorted groups, cities and individuals which could also be considered hate crimes.

Slander: During the events of "Breast Cancer Show Ever" he repeatedly cracked jokes and made remarks at the expense of breast cancer patients which angered Wendy and upset Stan and Kyle to the point the former ruthlessly beat him up in a fight on the school playground. In "HUMANCENTiPAD" Cartman declared not only in general, but on national TV that his own mother "Fucked [him]" because she refused to let him have the latest variants of an iPad. While speaking figuratively audiences and Dr. Phil assumed him to mean it literally. In a less liable manner Cartman slandered Wendy in "Dances With Smurfs" by accusing her of being a slut, embezzling money from the school, performing genocide on the Smurfs and numerous other atrocities but escaped any liability by adding "allegedly" at the end. He also did this in "The Snuke" when he told the CIA the Hakeem family were a group of terrorists. However, this lie served a good purpose because Cartman ended up stopping Britain from invading America again. He tried to make people think Kyle was a homosexual in "Cartman Finds Love" which culminated in him singing a song for Kyle much to his anger.

Resisting Arrest: In "Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000" he escaped custody after being found guilty of committing a presumed hate crime. He bribed Kenny to drive him to Mexico in a battery-operated kiddie car and therefore put the police on a wild goose chase ending near the U.S.-Mexico border. He did it again in "Casa Bonita" when Kyle's mother Sheila Broflovski and the other boys found out he had Butters locked up in a bomb shelter and later sent to a nearby dump which scared the entire town just so Cartman could go to the nearest Casa Bonita restaurant for Kyle's 9th birthday. When Sheila said the police were on their way to arrest him for Butters' kidnapping he ran into the establishment and tried to avoid them while enjoying what Casa Bonita had to offer in the process. The chase ended after Cartman tried one last-ditch effort to escape by jumping off a 20-foot waterfall only to get cornered.

Contempt of Court: In "Sexual Harassment Panda" he sued Stan for sexual harassment and took full advantage of this in court. However, Cartman was being used by Kyle's father Gerald Broflovski so he could make money by telling him to sue South Park Elementary as well.

Violation/Obstruction of the Pure Food and Drug Act: In "Ass Burgers" Cartman pretended he had autism spectrum and Asperger syndrome disorders by placing multiple hamburgers in his butt and farting on them. He gave one to Kyle who liked it a lot. Cartman then started a business in which he placed multiple hamburgers up his butt to give them the taste Kyle loved. He was later found out and forced to shut down. This violated the Pure Food and Drug Act because Cartman put hamburgers up his butt and sold them to customers. Since the burgers were up his butt they were contaminated and most likely had bacteria such as E. coli in them which was known to make people very sick. Some of the customers who ate might've even died from the germs. He did this again in "Bass to Mouth" when he spiked laxatives into cupcakes and tricked students into eating them. He even made the school faculty spike more laxatives mixed in with horseradish sauce and served with pizza making virtually the entire school crap their pants. He also did this to Mr. Mackey with more cupcakes and made him crap his own pants, farting his whole body across the hallway.

Violation of Firearm Laws and Use of a Deadly Weapon: The Glock pistol Cartman carries around with him was almost certainly illegal and unregistered. Although unexplained where he obtained it he likely did during the events of "Wing" (it was the same weapon he used to fight off Chinese triads during said episode). He constantly used it to threaten people such as Kyle and the President of FOX. He stole a taser from his mom to defend himself from an older Trent after he was released from juvenile hall in "Pre-School".

Underage/Hit-and-Run Operation of a Motor Vehicle: In "Poor and Stupid" he hijacked a NASCARrace car and ran over several spectators and pit crew members culminating in the deaths of eleven people. He later repeated this, going off the racetrack and into a trailer campsite presumably killing many more. In addition he ran over Danica Patrick on purpose after she was eliminated.

Hitchhiking: In "Imaginationland" Cartman hitchhiked to Washington, D.C. to get Kyle to "suck his balls" for proving leprechauns existed but in Colorado hitchhikers face up to 2 years in prison.


When I was done everyone was shocked!

Nico: WHOA MAN! That is one horrible R.A.P. sheet.

Eli: He's Pure Evil Incarnate!

?: HELP!

Suddenly, Lincoln heard the sound of thirteen girls calling out for help. With his deep sapphire blue cyborg eyes and superhuman sight, along with sensing energy signals, he saw and heard where the call for help was coming from. He saw the thirteen girls, but they were cornered by Eric Cartman and his friends, and they were going to kill them.

Lincoln: Guys, I found the thirteen girls, but Cartman and his friends have cornered them, and they are going to kill them. Come on, let's go.

We rushed on over, and Lincoln fired a wave of Earth, which sent Cartman and his friends back a few steps.

Eric Cartman: Well, if it isn't the loser force.

Lincoln: Call us what you want, but you and your friends wouldn't listen to reason when we told you that The Digimon Emperor was the one who possessed Nico, and caused him to attack all of you, but what he did might've been considered a good thing: South Park was nothing more than a town full of dysfunction, the adults were completely stupid and corrupt, but to also make things worse, all of you are the same.

Me: That's right! All of South Park deserves to be destroyed!

Nico: Just like what happened in Springfield and Quahog.

Eric Cartman: I don't care, and now, you will all die!

Eric Cartman was about to attack, until Zarya Moonwolf fired an energy arrow from her Defender of Gemina and Drake City long bow, which hits Cartman in the shoulder, as he screamed in pain.

Zarya Moonwolf: I've had it with you dorks to last an eternity!

Me: Same here.

Lincoln: Me too!

Suddenly, Zarya Moonwolf's eyes turned neon blue, as she was surrounded by a blue energy aura with wolves surrounding her, and as she approached Eric Cartman and his friends, she left behind blue energy, magic, and wolves with every step. Then, Zarya Moonwolf was surrounded by a massive vortex of blue energy and magic with wolves running around the vortex, and there was a snow white phoenix inside the vortex. Then, as the vortex faded, Zarya Moonwolf emerged, but she was changed forever.

(THE WOLF AND THE MOON BY BRUNUHVILLE PLAYS)

Zarya Moonwolf grew to 5'11" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she now has neon blue eyes and a neon blue energy aura with magic and wolves surrounding her, she now has a wolf howling at the full moon emblazoned on her forehead, she has wolf earrings with the Moon Kanji in its claws and a necklace with a wolf pendant with the Moon Kanji in its claws, Zarya now has large dark blue angel wings with stars and the full moon reflecting on them, she has on a dark blue sleeveless blouse with a snow white phoenix, dark blue skirt with a wolf howling at the full moon, blue pants, blue leather ankle-high combat boots, and a sleeveless dark blue trenchcoat with magic and stars on the coattails, and on the back is the full moon with a wolf and a phoenix. Zarya Moonwolf has on her new Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with dark blue gems on her wrists, her new Belt of Elemental Bravery with large dark blue gem for the belt buckle, and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her right hip. There was a white kanji below the full moon with the wolf and the phoenix that said, "Zarya Moonwolf, Princess of The Phoenix Wolf Moon, Brave Second-In-Command of The Mysticons, Long Lost Sister of Arkayna Goodfey, Master of Moonlight Magic and Arrows, and Loving Future Wife and Supporter of James Dean Knudson."

ザリア・ムーンウルフ、フェニックス・ウルフ・ムーンの王女、ミスティコンの勇敢な副司令官、アルカイナ・グッドフェイの長く失われた姉妹、ムーンライト・マジックとアローズのマスター、そして愛する未来の妻とジェームズ・ディーン・クヌッドソンの支持者。

Zarya Moonwolf has now transformed into SUPER ANGEL 750,000,000,000 MOONLIGHT STELLAR WOLF ANGEL OF LOVE!

We were amazed by Zarya Moonwolf's Super Angel 750,000,000,000 transformation, and I had an atomic red blush on my face and I did a ton of wild takes, the same as the ones Buster Bunny did when he saw Babs Bunny in spandex in the episode, Dating Acme Acres Style, and Eric Cartman and his friends were already enraged.

Lincoln: Wow, Zarya's transformed into her new Super Angel 750,000,000,000 form.

Nico: You said it, big guy. And it looks like her transformation's got J.D. going nuts.

Then, Nico pours water on me, and steam was coming off me.

Me: Thanks, I needed that. But, Zarya, you look beautiful. How do you feel?

Zarya Moonwolf: (Divine Echoing Moonlight Voice of Love) I feel incredible, J.D., and now, I'm going to make that twerp and his friends pay for everything they've done.

Lincoln: Yeah, we'll make them feel the fury of the wolf.

Me: You said it, big guy.

Lincoln growled, and he transformed into Lincoln The Nocturnal, and I growled and I transformed into J.D. The Nocturnal, and we unholstered our massive swords from our backs, and we went at Eric and his friends, and we'd blasted them with powerful blasts of neon colored energy and elemental forces, and we also fired powerful blasts of moonlight at them, which exploded with incredible power.

Lincoln: (Beastly Voice) Shall we deliver the grand finale, J.D. and Zarya?

Me: (Beastly Voice) Let's do it, Linc.

Zarya Moonwolf: Yeah, let's get them.

Lincoln, Me, and Zarya Moonwolf: DIVINE MOONLIGHT WOLF MEGABLAST!

Lincoln, Me, and Zarya Moonwolf fired massive waves of moonlight with wolves running around, and as they hit Eric Cartman and his friends, they exploded with incredible power, and they were knocked out, and we tied them up with neon blue energy straitjackets, so they couldn't escape.

Then, we were also in for a surprise: Lincoln made a call to The President, and told him of the town of South Park, along with all its crimes and dysfunction from the adults and the children itself. So, he'd given us the order, arrest Eric Cartman and his friends. Then, once that happens, The President also gave the order to have South Park destroyed for good, and the dysfunctional adults were also killed in the explosion. Lincoln and I changed back to normal, and we'd holstered our massive swords on our backs.

We cheered wildly, as Zarya Moonwolf powered down, but Zarya Moonwolf's brand-new body, clothes, jewelry, and weapons were permanent. Then, I picked her up in my arms, and we share a passionate kiss. Then, Lincoln and Nicole went up to the thirteen girls, and when Lincoln saw who they were, he immediately recognized them. The thirteen girls were Hyuuga Saki and Mishou Mai from Futari Wa Pretty Cure Splash Star, Aino Megumi, Shirayuki Hime, Omori Yuko, and Hikawa Iona from Happiness Charge Pretty Cure, Natsuumi Manatsu, Suzumura Samgo, Ichinose Minori, Takizawa Asuka, and Laura from Tropical Rouge Pretty Cure, and Aishela from Record of Grancrest War.

Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Hyuuga Saki, Mishou Mai, Aino Megumi, Shirayuki Hime, Omori Yuko, Hikawa Iona, Natsuumi Manatsu, Suzumura Samgo, Ichinose Minori, Takizawa Asuka, Laura, and Aishela.

Nico: From Futari Wa Pretty Cure Splash Star, Happiness Charge Pretty Cure, Tropical Rouge Pretty Cure, and Record of Grancest War, that's awesome.

Lincoln: Are you girls okay?

Hyuuga Saki: Yeah, we're okay, thanks to you.

Then, when Hyuuga Saki and the twelve girls saw who it was that saved them from Eric Cartman and his friends, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 16-year-old 7'0" tall, handsome, white-haired, bare-chested hunk with abnormally large and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, deep sapphire blue thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead, a golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books on his massive right pec and surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, a Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem, and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids on top, a deep sapphire blue kanji on his wider muscular back that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Lightning Storms, The Weather, and the Thirteen Elemental Forces, Man With A Plan, Golden-Hearted Brother of 16 Siblings, and Golden-Hearted Lover, Father, Son, and Husband", and he had deep sapphire blue eyes.

He had his Sword of Taranis holstered on his wider muscular back, his orange Crystal Saber holstered on his left hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, the Pisces constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck, large weighted orange bands on his massive biceps and thighs, his large Cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive deep blue angel wings surging with powerful super lightning and the stars and blue nebulae reflecting on them, and he was dressed in an orange version of He Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with hanging silver lightning bolts held up by his Belt of Elemental Bravery with large orange gem for the belt buckle on his waist, a pair of blue pants with gold lightning bolts on the thighs, and large white leather combat boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and armor on the toe area, silver Thunder Kanji earrings, a large silver Thunder Kanji necklace on his neck and across his permanently bare chest, large fingerless black gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it, a large Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring on his left ring finger, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger, and he had eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs.

Hyuuga Saki: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.

Then, Lincoln made twelve clones of himself, and he and the twelve clones went up to the girls, and they picked them up and hugged them in their abnormally large and powerful muscular arms, and kissed them on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrap their arms around the necks of Lincoln and his clones, as we cheered over the scene.

Hyuuga Saki: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.

We returned home to The Estate, and as soon as we showed Arkayna, Piper, and Emerald of Zarya's transformation, they cheered wildly, and as for Eric Cartman and his friends, they were thrown in a new wing in the Crematoria Prison called The Nihilistic Juvenile Delinquents Juvie Facility, it's a wing made for them specifically, because of their crimes, and they were put in separate cells in Solitary Confinement and chained to walls, where they'll stay for the rest of their lives.

After throwing Eric Cartman and his friends in prison, we were training intensely in the gym doing 100,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 9,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds. Then, we got a shower afterwards.

Then, it was time for a big football match in Gotham Royal York Middle School, and Lynn, Lincoln, and their team are ready for the match against the football team from Hazeltucky, and there won't be any cheating from any members of Hazeltucky.

And with us was Soma Cruz, the good incarnation of Mathias Cronqvist A.K.A. Dracula, but he's not like Dracula, despite that he has Dracula's Power of Dominance, the ability to absorb the souls of evil monsters and use their powers and abilities in combat.

Me: This is going to be an awesome football match today.

Nico: That's right, Lynn, Lincoln, and their football team is playing against Hazeltucky, and thanks to the brand-new protocols we put in place, there won't be any cheating from Hazeltucky.

Lori: That's right, and it's an honor to meet you, Soma Cruz.

Soma Cruz: You too, Lori, and I want to thank you guys for what you did in killing my former evil self, and sending him to Oblivion for good.

Me: You too, Soma.

The football match began, and it was already starting to get good, Lynn's team were already starting out good against Hazeltucky, and our mascots are keeping an eye on Hazeltucky for any kind of sign of trouble. Eventually, the match was won by our home football team, thanks to Lincoln scoring the winning touchdown, and he won another trophy, which will be displayed in his trophy case. We were proud of Lincoln winning the football match against Hazeltucky.

But, as we were heading home, Soma suddenly sensed two heartbeats in the distance, and the eight large planets and stars orbing around my legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around the legs of Lincoln's sisters, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Menat's legs were glowing, and that means big trouble was coming, and we saw who they were: they were none other Hawk and Hank, the two stinkers of Hazeltucky, and they broke out of their prison to get their revenge on us.

Me: Oh great, Hawk and Hank, I should've known you two stinkers would show your ugly mugs here again.

Hawk: Shut it, you piece of crap. We're here to take revenge on you all for the humiliation you dealt to us.

Hank: And we'll destroy you and Gotham Royal York, and leave it all in flames.

Lincoln: That's not going to happen.

When they saw Lincoln turn into a 16-year-old 7'0" tall, white-haired hunk with abnormally large and powerful upper and lower body muscles, they crapped themselves five times in their pants, and their eyes widened in shock. They were screwed. Then, Lincoln threw two punches to their faces, and knocked out their teeth, and sent the two of them flying towards a manure field, and they were covered head to toe in manure. Then, Lincoln fired neon blue energy blasts, which transformed into straitjackets and tied them up, and Lincoln had beamed them back to The Uranus Prison, where they were eventually then put into separate cells in Solitary Confinement, and chained to a wall, where they'll never escape, and this time, they'll stay in there for the rest of their lives, until the day they die.

Lincoln: That's it for Hawk and Hank, but we still don't know how they broke out of prison.

Me: Something tells me we'll soon find out when we head out for our next mission.

We returned to the Estate, and Lincoln put the trophy in his trophy case, then we got ready for our next mission.


In Long Island, New York we were walking down the street. With us was Oil Man, one of the Robot Masters we found and reprogrammed.

Maria: Thanks for coming with us, Oil Man.

Oil Man: My pleasure Maria and it's an honor to be part of the famous Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Nico: We're glad you could be with us.

Me: Here we are guys.

We saw that we were in front of a house. But it wasn't just any ordinary house. It was the house of the Infamous 1974 DeFeo Family Murders!

THUNDERCLAP! THUNDERCLAP!

Nico: Whoa man! The DeFeo House.

Eli: I've read many legends about that house.

Lily: What is scary about this house?

Me: Lily have you ever heard about the DeFeo murders?

Lily: No.

Me: Well it happened 47 years ago. On November 13th, 1974, Ronald DeFeo Jr., the eldest son of a family of 7, went berserk and he shot and killed his entire family: His mother and father, and his younger brothers and sisters in cold blood. He was arrested and sentenced to 6 sentences of 25 to life. Ever since then, this house was said to be haunted by the ghosts of the DeFeo family and they will not be at rest until their killer Ronald DeFeo Jr. is dead.

Nico: But he died in prison didn't he?

Me: Yes he did. They don't know how. But it was either from a heart attack, stroke or cancer in my opinion.

Eli: Let me guess, we're gonna go in there and find the DeFeo ghosts and do a seance and tell them about Ronald DeFeo Jr.'s demise in prison.

Me: Bingo. Lets go.

Shaggy: GO IN THERE!? (Whimpers) Like not on your life! No Way! No way are me and Scoob going in there!

Oil Man: (I'm about to say something) In that case, why don't you two stay outside in case someone unfriendly tries to attack us?

Shaggy: Like that's a good idea.

Scooby Doo: Reah.

Nico: Wow.

Me: Well okay.

We went in and we saw that the house was old and empty.

Gary looked around in fright.

Gary: Meow!

The house was a creepy sight like it was not touched in years.

Me: Whoa. Looks like no one has been in here for years.

Eli: Yeah.

Me: Lets get to work.

We got to doing a seance.

Hook: Whoever's in there, come out. We won't hurt you. (smirks) Much!

Nico: Hook these are ghosts we're dealing with.

Hook: Oh sorry.

Me: Okay Lucy do your stuff.

Lucy drew a symbol on the floor and lit some candles.

Lucy Loud: Spirits of the DeFeo family, hear my call. Show yourselves and tell us all.

Then the wind blew and the candles blew out and then out came the SPIRITS OF THE DEFEO FAMILY: Ronald DeFeo Sr. (43) and Louise DeFeo (née Brigante, 43); and his four siblings: Dawn (18), Allison (13), Marc (12), and John Matthew (9).

Me: Whoa!

Lucille Loud: (Scottish Accent) That is amazing lass.

Ronald DeFeo Sr.: You all must be Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Me: That's right.

May: (to Shaggy and Scooby) It's okay. You two can come in now. They're friendly ghosts.

Shaggy: Well okay.

They came in.

Me: (To the DeFeo's) We have good news for you. You don't have to haunt your house anymore. Your so-called son is dead now. He died in prison 7 months ago.

John Matthew: Did he really?

Dawn DeFeo: Wow that's great.

Allison DeFeo: What our brother did to us was unforgivable.

Me: I know. I would've gladly made sure he got the chair for his crimes.

Eli: Me too. He was a heartless monster.

Nico: Yeah he should have been put down like a mad dog.

Ronald DeFeo Sr.: Yeah. But at least we can now rest knowing that he is dead. Thank you all for telling us.

Louise DeFeo: Yes. Thank you all.

Then a beam of golden light shined down onto them.

Laney: Whoa!

They went up to Heaven knowing that they can finally rest in peace.

Me: Rest well to all of you.

Ronald DeFeo Sr.: Thank you all. Thank you.

The light faded.

G1 Ratchet: In my medical opinion, they looked very healthy as spirits.

Me: I agree with you there Ratchet. But now they can finally go to their Eternal Rest.

Nico: In peace.

Me: Yep.

Allie Wilde: They did nothing to deserve being killed like that.

Maria: Yeah no kidding. I wonder what happened to Ronald DeFeo Jr.

In Hell, Ronald DeFeo Jr. was being tortured and burned in the scalding river of boiling blood and he was being brutally tortured by the demons of Hell in a tremendously brutal fashion.


Back at the estate we were getting ready for our next mission.

Kerchak: J.D., I hope you know it's your turn to lead today.

Me: Yep I know and I have just the mission for us. We're going to Japan.

Nico: Again?

Me: Well this time is different. We're going to face Godzilla.

Nico: Another Godzilla?

Me: Yep but this is a completely different Godzilla. It's called Shin Godzilla.

I went over his history.


Shin Godzilla (in Japanese: シン・ゴジラ, Shin Gojira), is a new radically reinterpreted incarnation of Godzilla and the titular main antagonist of 2016 horror disaster kaiju film, Shin Godzilla, and also an antagonist in the crossover event 4-D short Godzilla vs. Evangelion: The Real 4-D.

Shin Godzilla is a bizarrely hyper-evolved lifeform, mutated by feeding on nuclear waste dumped on the seafloor in the 1950s. Now capable of spontaneously self-mutate itself to different situations, the Giant Unidentified Lifeform came ashore in Tokyo in 2016 and immediately wreaked havoc, with all of the Japanese Self Defense Forces's weapons having no effect on him. He was finally defeated by a complex plan orchestrated by government official Rando Yaguchi, but still could not be killed and remained a potential threat as he stood frozen in the ruins of Tokyo.

Unlike many past incarnations of Godzilla before him (who were either villains, anti-heroes or heroes), Shin Godzilla was neither, but instead was driven by his instinct for survival and adaptation. He was at first unaware of humans, until they hurt him, which with these factors puts him at odds with humanity. Compared to his past incarnations, Shin Godzilla is also significantly more grotesque, monstrous, and biologically bizarre due to his capacity for evolve itself at near-constant state through self-mutation.

Origins

This Godzilla originated as a prehistoric marine animal of some kind, proposed by Professor Goro Maki to be a relative of Paleozoic marine reptiles, which managed to survive into the 20th century. When the United States dumped barrels of nuclear waste into Tokyo Bay in the 1950s, the creature began feeding on this waste, causing him to mutate. By 2016, the creature had grown into gigantic size and was dwelling in the waters of Tokyo Bay.

Arrival

Godzilla first appeared as a huge tail in his first form. When government tried to convince civilians that the monster's inability to move on land, Godzilla suddenly developed legs and crawl out of Tokyo Bay in his second form. As Kamata-kun, Godzilla destroyed several buildings and streets, killing a tens or even thousands of civilians. As the government tried to organize attack on the monster, Godzilla evolved into his third form. However, the attack was cancelled when the Prime Minister noticed evacuating civilians. This allowed the beast to escape and prepare for another attack.

Waiting in hide

The government did their best to find out where Godzilla hides, but the monster was nowhere to be seen in the ocean. Meanwhile, Godzilla constantly evolved, increasing his size, developing extremely durable skin and a cooling system to become invulnerable to both heat and humanity's attacks.

The Return

After over two weeks, Godzilla got out of Tokyo Bay in his fourth form. Due to suddenness of attack, the government was unprepared. Godzilla was already walking across Japan, killing civilians and exposing them to radiation that he emits. The government was trying to evacuate survivors and kill the beast. Unfortunately, Godzilla's skin was far too durable to be penetrated by weaponry. Godzilla was unstoppable and walked towards Tokyo.

First Atomic Breath use

Desperately trying to stop Godzilla, the Prime Minister allowed the United States to bombard Godzilla. The several bombings on Godzilla's back made him bleed. However, the creature was barely injured and instantly regenerated damage. In order to prevent future injures, Godzilla quickly developed an offensive abilities. After a while, Godzilla's body started to emit a very intensive purple glow and the monster's jaw began to tore up in half. Suddenly, Godzilla start splitting up a black cloud that, in seconds, covered the entire city. Then, Godzilla covered his eyes in silver membrane and quickly changed the cloud into thermal flames that completely burned Tokyo in minutes. Next, Godzilla began to shoot out a purple beam that penetrated the remaining buildings and helicopters, on the occasion, killing the Prime Minister.

Hibernation

After burning Tokyo, an extremely drained Godzilla entered the hibernation state. In this state, Godzilla's body was emitting a very little to no radiation and monster himself was not moving. Still, Godzilla's body was acting like a natural jammer, disrupting drones that get too close to him. But this doesn't work on humans, what allowed research team to get a sample of Godzilla's flesh. The government and scientists concluded that even small parts of Godzilla's body can regenerate and create newer clones of Godzilla. They also concluded that Godzilla's body can convert air or water into radioactive isotopes. The United States gave Japan two weeks to evacuate or defeat Godzilla, otherwise they will drop a hydrogen bomb into the monster.

Operation: Yashiori

Eventually, after fifteen days, Godzilla woke up. Immediately the government send a trains laden with explosives to enrage Godzilla. Almost immediately after awakening Godzilla, drones are sent to distract him to deplete his atomic energy. Godzilla responds with dorsal plate beams, destroying buildings in the process of destroying the drones. The energy from his dorsal plates depletes and he is hit by multiple missiles. In response, Godzilla shoots his mouth beam and another beam fired from the spare head on his tail (due to the mouth on the spare head opening during Godzilla's dormancy). Godzilla's energy depletes, leaving him helpless as he walks towards into a line of skyscrapers with explosives in them. The government detonates the explosives and Godzilla is buried in the rubble. The first team of pump trucks are sent and begin to force feed Godzilla the coagulant. Godzilla immediately recovers and shoots his heat ray at the first team, killing them. Godzilla gets back up, roaring angrily before trying to walk away. However, larger force of driverless trains are sent en masse towards Godzilla. The explosion causes him to fall down again, giving the second team the chance to force feed him the coagulant again. Godzilla gets back up, however, and destroys the second group, seemingly unfazed. However, he begins slowing, letting out one more roar before freezing in the middle of Tokyo. With Operation: Yashiori a success, the Americans's countdown has been paused, but the Americans warn if Godzilla were to be unfrozen, they will nuke him. Godzilla unfreezing takes twenty days, giving Japan the time to recover from the attack. However, they have no choice but to live together with Godzilla. As Godzilla stood frozen, humanoid creatures with Godzilla's dorsal plates begin sprouting out of his tail, frozen in their seeming escape.


When I was finished, everyone was shocked.

Eli: Whoa! I remember watching that movie on my birthday a while back. But it was before I joined the team.

Laney: Wow! This is gonna be a scary one.

Whirlin, Manta Bayarsh, Dumbbeltron, Marionette Shadow, Gameface, Count Nocturn, Kerbero Gangan, Electropede and Ryugu Tamatebacco then appeared.

Ryugu Tamatebacco: Can me, Black Knight Ghost, Whirlin, Manta Bayarsh, Dumbbeltron, Marionette Shadow, Gameface, Count Nocturn, Kerbero Gangan, and Electropede go with you guys this time?

Me: You all sure can. We're going to face Shin Godzilla.

Gameface: Oh man! I saw that movie and that was the scariest version of Godzilla ever.

Eli: It sure was.

Me: Not nearly as big as the one was saw in 20,000 years but it's one of the scariest. Lets head to the Simulator.

We did so.


In the simulator we got ready and then we went in. It activated and then we saw that we were in Tokyo and it was deserted.

Beelzemon: Here we are. Now, all we have to do is wait.

Me: Yep. We have to wait for him to wake up. Which should be right about… Now.

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Me: NOW!

We went at him and I snapped my fingers and we teleported to another planet.

Manta Bayarsh: Shouldn't some of us go back to the city and rescue any injured people?

Nico: Don't worry I did a scan on the city when we got there and it showed that there were no people in the area around Shin Godzilla.

Me: Good thinking Nico. And with us fighting Shin Godzilla on the planet Glaren we can fight him without having to worry about his radioactivity.

Nico: J.D., keep the big asshole distracted! I have an idea on how we can pull off the entrance!

Weather Vane: I hope you know what you're doing, Nico.

Nico: Don't worry. I do.

Weather Vane formed a storm cloud for them to hide in.

I flew at Shin Godzilla and blasted him all over and the blasts hit him and exploded!

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Nico: Ok. We'll wait 10 minutes. J.D. should have weakened Shin Godzilla a bit by then. After that, we catch him off guard with our entrance!

Kerbero Gangan: You think it'll work?

Nico: It sure as hell will.

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I had fired a massive energy blast and it hit Shin Godzilla and exploded and he roared in pain. Then Shin Godzilla fired a powerful focused Atomic Ray blast and I was flying all over and dodging it like mad and the beam was so powerful that it sliced through some of the mountains of the planet with ease.

Nico: Whoa! I didn't know Shin Godzilla could do that!

Weather Vane: That is amazing. He can fire his atomic ray like a deadly laser.

Shin Godzilla then fired a massive number of atomic lasers from his back and I was dodging them all over the place.

Nico: WHOA! That is amazing!

Then when that was done, Shin Godzilla fired an atomic laser blast from his tail and I dodged that and it was cool.

Me: Oh that is amazing!

Burner Man: Can we all agree that this version of Godzilla is the most scariest?

We all did so by nodding.

But then…

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A massive fiery explosion went off above Shin Godzilla and smashed him down as a phoenix cry was heard and then the spirits of all the Power Rangers monsters from over the course of 46+ Years swirled around it and then converged and everyone else came out and then we all went at Shin Godzilla!

Electropede: Someone power me up with electricity!

Lincoln: Coming up!

Lincoln, Linka, Paula and Fiona fired a massive blast of lightning at Electropede and he absorbed it and fired a massive blast of lightning at Shin Godzilla and the blast hit him on his chest and exploded.

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Shin Godzilla roared in pain and then we saw that the explosion blew a huge hole in his chest and revealed his huge beating heart!

Arixam: (to Maria) Shall we attack him together?

Maria: Lets do it!

They both fired a massive blast of water and it slammed right into Shin Godzilla and smashed him down with the force of a Megatsunami.

Qin: Try these fireballs on for size!

She threw a massive shower of fireballs and they hit Shin Godzilla and exploded all over.

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Nico: Lets see how he likes this! Sun Gun!

The 4-Star Dragonball on his bracelet glowed and Nico fired a massive shower of fireballs and they hit Shin Godzilla all over and exploded.

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Dumbbelltron: Have some exploding dumbbells!

He threw a bunch of his Dumbbells and they hit Shin Godzilla in the back and exploded!

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Eli: Time for some backup!

Eli lifted his hand up and a massive fiery explosion bursted out of the ground and went high into the sky and the massive fireball exploded numerous times and then formed into King Ghidorah!

Eli and Carol went onto King Ghidorah's middle head!

They fired waves of energy at Shin Godzilla and they hit him all over and exploded!

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Ratso: Remember this guy, asshole?!

King Ghidorah fired Gravity Beams and they hit Shin Godzilla all over and exploded.

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Nico fired massive blasts of energy and the blasts all hit Shin Godzilla all over and exploded!

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Whirlin: Time to blow this guy away!

Nico: Go for it! WHIRLWIND SPIN!

The 6-Star Dragonball on his bracelet lit up and Nico fired a massive tornado of energy wind and Whirlin spun around and formed a huge tornado of wind and spun Shin Godzilla all over.

Yuko: Take this!

Yuko fired a massive blast of fire and it turned the Tornado into a deadly tornado of fire and burned him all over.

Slinkman: (to Missy) If we ever live through this, how would you like to partcipate in our rant sessions?

Missy: I would like that Slinkman.

They fired energy blasts at Shin Godzilla and they hit him and exploded.

Black Knight Ghost: I think we're making good progress.

Me: Just about there! Lets up the ante and hit him with more powerful attacks!

Laney: Lets do it!

Troy: You heard the man!

Megaforce Rangers: Legendary Ranger Mide: Dragon Blitzkreig!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Changeman Rangers!

Troy Burrows: Time to tear this monster apart.

RD Clyde: Time to age his tail!

He fired a time ray blast and it hit Shin Godzilla's tail and disintegrated it into dust.

Marionette Shadow: Not so tough without your tail, are you?!

Laney: Yeah!

Lola fired a massive shower of fireballs.

RD Lucy: Just a few more hits and he's down!

Me: We're almost there guys!

We fired wave after wave of energy blasts and elements.

Count Nocturn: Sorry. But this is goodbye!

Lola and Paula fired waves of energy and lightning.

Bowser: Time for me to go Giga Bowser and take this asshole down!

Bowser went GIGA BOWSER and he fired a massive blast of fire from his mouth and it hit Shin Godzilla and burned him all over.

Shin Godzilla then vomited blood and we jumped away and we saw the blood melt rocks like they were nothing!

Nico: GEEZ! That blood is radioactive!

Me: YUCK!

Oil Man, Hook, Ratchet and Gary used the Earth and Autobot Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Oil Man's Oil Slider, Hook's Rocket Launcher, Ratchet's Laser Scalpel and Gary's powers 100-fold.

Oil Man and Hook: OIL ROCKET BURST!

G1 Ratchet and Gary the Snail: FIRE SNAIL SLIME WAVE!

Princess Celestia, Minuette, Twinkleshine, Lemon Hearts, Moondancer, Lyra Heartstrings, Twilight Sparkle, Light Skylanders and Light Lily: LIGHT MEGABLAST SUPREME!

They fired waves of energy, oil, fire and slime.

Carol, Eli, King Ghidorah, Lola, Giga Bowser and Count Nocturne: DARKNESS FIRE KAIJU MEGABLAST!

They fired a massive wave of fire and energy.

Lincoln: STAR WARS STAR LIGHTNING STYLE: KA'DEDUS THE ULTRAVIOLET STAR!

Hilda: (British Accent) STAR WARS STAR WIND STYLE: GARNIB STAR!

R. Mika: STAR WARS STAR FIRE STYLE: DOORNIK-1142 THE BROWN DWARF!

Menat: STAR WARS STAR SPIRIT STYLE: TWIN STARS OF TATOOINE!

Akko: STAR WARS STAR MAGIC STYLE: SOKOR THE RED GIANT STAR!

Entrapta: STAR WARS STAR TECH STYLE: THE RING!

Perfuma: STAR WARS STAR NATURE STYLE: ARDOS THE WHITE DWARF!

Frosta: STAR WARS STAR ICE STYLE: KU'BUKAI THE BLUE GIANT!

Toph: STAR WARS PLANET EARTH STYLE: ALEEN!

Julie: STAR WARS PLANET EARTH STYLE: ANAXES!

Yuna: STAR WARS PLANET WATER STYLE: ANDO!

Nanami: STAR WARS PLANET WATER STYLE: CASTILON!

Mai: STAR WARS PLANET FIRE STYLE: JAKKU!

Jessica Shannon: STAR WARS PLANET FIRE STYLE: MUSTAFAR!

Gluko: STAR WARS PLANET WIND STYLE: MANDALORE!

Batch: STAR WARS PLANET WIND STYLE: LOTHAL!

Colette: STAR WARS PLANET LIGHT STYLE: CORUSCANT!

Ryuko: STAR WARS PLANET DARK STYLE: MORABAND!

Kyuko: STAR WARS PLANET LIGHTNING STYLE: MON CALA!

Misako: STAR WARS PLANET WIND STYLE: TATOOINE!

They fired waves of elements and energy and they formed into said planets and stars of Star Wars.

Lincoln and his harem: STAR WARS UNIVERSE FINAL SMASH: INTERGALACTIC RASENGAN MEGA BARRAGE!

They fired a massive barrage of Rasengans powered by the stars and planets of Star Wars. The blasts all combined and they hit Shin Godzilla and carried him up into the sky and he exploded with incredible power!

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The explosion released a flash of light that was as powerful as a billion suns and the explosion shook the very foundation of Glaren to the brink! When the smoke cleared Shin Godzilla was destroyed and completely gone!

Me: WHOA! That was powerful!

Gameface: Looks like it's game over for Shin Godzilla!

Me: Yep. The world can now be safer.

Nico: This calls for a good meal at Lynn's Table.

Me: You read my mind buddy.

?: I should've never trusted those two pieces of crap to get the job done!

Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbing around my legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around the legs of Lincoln's sisters, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Menat's legs were glowing, and that means big trouble was coming.

Soma Cruz: Oh no, I was hoping I wouldn't hear that voice ever again. You can come out now, Dario Bossi.

A figure came out of the shadows, and it was none other than Dario Bossi, a well-known arsonist and one of The Dark Lord candidates.

Me: So, that's Dario Bossi.

Nicole: That's right, Dad. Shelia told me that she's been after him for a string of arsons in Gotham Royal York.

Soma Cruz: And there's something you guys should know: Dario Bossi is one of the candidates for The Dark Lord, and like me, he's inherited one of the powers of Dracula: the power over Hellfire.

We gasped in horror at what Soma Cruz told us about Dario Bossi.

Dario Bossi: That's right, and I was the one who broke Hawk and Hank out of prison, so they can kill you all, along with you, Soma Cruz, but those two brain-dead morons couldn't get the job done. If you want something done right, you'll have to do it yourself.

The Duke: (Scottish Accent) So, it was you who broke Hawk and Hank out to kill us. That's it, I have had it up to hear with you to last an eternity.

Suddenly, The Duke's eyes turned neon orange, and he was surrounded by an orange energy aura with the elemental forces of Fire, Ice, Water, Earth, Light, Darkness, Nature, and Lightning, as he'd unholstered his Sword of The Loud Clan from his back, and as he approached Dario Bossi, he'd left behind orange energy and the elemental forces of Fire, Ice, Water, Earth, Light, Darkness, Nature, Space, Stars, and Lightning with every step.

The Duke: (Scottish Accent) Dario Bossi, you can never be forgiven for the string of arsons in Gotham Royal York, but what has also damned your soul is that you inherited a piece of Dracula's dark power, and you used it for your crimes. That is unforgivable, and now, I will make you pay for your crimes once and for all!

Suddenly, The Duke was surrounded by a massive vortex of orange energy with the ten elemental forces, we also saw some of the legendary creatures of Scottish Myth circling around the vortex, and there was a red phoenix inside the vortex. Then, as the vortex faded, The Duke emerged, but he was changed forever.

The Duke grew to 7'0" in height, like Lincoln, and he has abnormally large and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, his long white hair has gone down to his neck, and he has orange highlights, he has an orange Celtic Triquetra with the ten elemental forces around the Celtic Triquetra emblazoned on his forehead, he has neon orange eyes and a neon orange energy aura with the ten elemental forces Fire, Ice, Water, Earth, Light, Darkness, Nature, Space, Stars, and Lightning surrounding him, he has massive white angel wings, he has on Celtic Triquetra earrings with the ten elemental forces surrounding it, and a necklace with a Celtic Triquetra with the ten elemental forces surrounding it across his bare chest, he has on an orange Scottish kilt around his waist with long red trenchcoat flaps held up by his new Belt of Elemental Bravery with large red gem for the belt buckle on his waist, he has on weighted orange bands on his massive biceps and thighs, he has on his new Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with red gems on his wrists, he has on dark blue pants with the elemental forces, and black leather ankle-length combat boots. He has on his new large Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs. He then had an orange Celtic Triquetra tattooed on his wider muscular back, and there's an orange kanji tattooed on The Duke's wider muscular back right below the Celtic Triquetra that said, "Duke Lincoln, Scottish Ancestor of Lincoln Loud, Protector and Male Heir of The Loud Clan, Master of The Elemental Forces, and Brave Defender of Scotland's Vast History."

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Duke Lincoln has transformed into SUPER ANGEL 750,000,000,000 ELEMENTAL CELTIC ANGEL OF SCOTTISH BRAVERY!

We were amazed by Duke Lincoln's Super Angel 750,000,000,000 transformation, he's become a very handsome and strong young man, just like his descendant, Lincoln.

Me: Whoa, looks like Lincoln's Scottish Ancestor has now become a handsome young man, like Lincoln.

Nico: You said it, bro.

Lincoln: Whoa, Duke Lincoln, you look awesome. How do you feel?

Duke Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Elemental Voice of Bravery and Scottish Accent) I feel very incredible, Lincoln. So, this is what happens when you transform, incredible. And now, I'm going to make sure Dario Bossi pays for his crimes. Want to join in?

Lincoln: You got it, Duke.

Lincoln transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu Infinity Elemental Thundersnow Buffalo Angel of Frozen Lightning Justice, and unholstered his massive Sword of Taranis from his wider muscular back, and he'd joined Duke Lincoln.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Thundersnow Elemental Voice of Justice) Let's put that hothead's fire out for good.

Lincoln and Duke Lincoln went after Dario Bossi, who fired two massive fireballs at them, but Lincoln and Duke Lincoln stopped it with their bare hands, and they absorbed it, and it made them stronger. Then, they attack Dario Bossi with powerful blasts of orange energy, neon blue energy with elemental forces orbiting around the blue cores, elemental forces, and massive blasts of ice and lightning, which hits Dario Bossi, and exploded with incredible power. Dario kept firing blasts of fire at them, but they continued absorbing it and it made them stronger, and it made Dario even more angrier.

Then, Duke Lincoln and Lincoln grabbed Dario Bossi, and they sucked out all of Dario's fire powers, and they, along with the rest of us, made them our own.

Duke Lincoln: Shall we put an end to this monster once and for all, Lincoln?

Lincoln: Let's show Dario Bossi what happens when he messes with the true honor of Scotland's history.

Duke Lincoln and Lincoln: CELTIC SCOTTISH HONOR ELEMENTAL MEGABLAST!

Duke Lincoln and Lincoln fired massive waves of orange and neon blue energy, and inside it was the thousands of years of Scotland's history, and as they hit Dario Bossi, they exploded with incredible power, and the resulting explosion killed Dario Bossi, and Super Hakaied him for good. We cheered wildly for what Duke Lincoln and Lincoln did, as they holstered their massive swords on their backs, and powered down, but Duke Lincoln's new clothes, weapons, and jewelry were permanent and he had the power to turn into his big muscular form at will. We were proud of what Duke Lincoln did to Dario Bossi, including his family and Lucille.

Me: Awesome. Now we can head back.

We went back to Earth.


Back on Earth at Lynn's Table we were having an awesome meal and then Lythos, Stratos, Hydros, Pyros, Chillyfish, Black Manta, Oculous, Black Lance, Magma and the Salami Swami appeared.

Me: Lythos, Stratos, Hydros, Pyros, Chillyfish, Black Manta, Oculous, Black Lance, Magma and The Salami Swami.

Chillyfish: You guys sure had fun.

Lythos: I take it you guys had another busy day?

William: We sure did.

Stratos: I can tell it was very busy.

Me: Yep. We were facing Shin Godzilla. He's 2016's version of Godzilla. The scariest one yet.

Hydros: But at least Shin Godzilla's gone now.

Nico: Thank goodness.

Pyros: (to me) I heard you guys went to the annual Friendship Festival earlier.

Me: We sure did.

Chillyfish: How was it?

Me: It was incredible! It was a really awesome festival and it was one of the most fun we've ever had.

Eli: Big bro put on a charity concert to help those impacted by the villains of the April 12th War.

Nico: Yep.

Lythos: Cool!

Me: Yep. Also I have a special battle for you all.

Lord Drakkon then appeared.

Me: I called Lord Drakkon to come help out with this. We're going to demonstrate the full power of 27+ Years of Power Rangers on him. This is gonna be awesome.

Nico: WHOA! This I got to see.

?: I can't wait.

A figure came out and it was HARDTOCHOKE from episodes 20 and 40 of Lost Galaxy!


He shot lightning bolts from his hands and attacked the Rangers' Galactabeasts with the Evil Zords before they turned on him. With the Stratoforce Megazord and Centaurus Megazord back on the side of good, they attacked Hartochocke with punches and kicks before he was blasted by the Zenith Carrierzord. Afterwards, the Galaxy Megazord was able to destroy Hardtochoke with little difficulty with the Galaxy Megazord Saber.

Hardtochoke was later resurrected by Hexuba in the Lost Galaxy to exact revenge against the Galaxy Rangers (on Captain Mutiny's orders) and fought the Rangers once again on the Terra Venture. It took a combination of Leo and Maya's Quasar Launchers, Damon's Transblaster, Karone's Beta Bow, and Mike's Magna Blaster to destroy Hardtochoke.


Leo Corbett: Hardtochoke!

Hardtochoke: Been a while rangers.

Me: I remember you! You had the Centaurus and Stratoforce Zords attack the Galactabeasts and then they turned on you. And then you came back for round 2 to get revenge on the rangers after Hexuba resurrected you.

Hardtochoke: That's right. Good memory on you J.D.

Me: Never missed an episode.

Maria: Your name actually fits you.

Hardtochoke: What makes you say that?

May: (laughs) It's really hard for anyone to choke you!

We laughed. That was really funny.

Me: That was a good one May!

Nico: (Laughs) That was funny honey!

Hardtochoke: That's funny but true!

Me: Yep. Lets get the battles started!

We got them underway.


Battle 1: J.D. Knudson, Lincoln Loud, Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Starlight Glimmer, Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, Lori, Leni, Luna, Sam, Power Rangers (Mighty Morphin to LupinRanger VS PatRanger), Ace and Breach VS Lord Drakkon


Lord Drakkon was first.

Lord Drakkon: That must've been an amazing concert for all of you.

Me: It sure was and it was one of the most fun we've ever had.

Lincoln: We all watched it and it was so awesome.

Twilight Sparkle: Yeah it sure was. We all had a lot of fun on that one.

Sunset Shimmer: And we loved it too.

Lord Drakkon: I'm glad you all did. Lets do it!

Me: First is Mighty Morphin! IT'S MORPHIN TIME!

THUNDERCLAP!

Me: GRAND DRAGON SERPENTERA!

Tommy: "Dragonzord!"

Zack: "Mastodon!"

Kimberly: "Pterodactyl!"

Billy: "Triceratops!"

Trini: "Saber-Toothed Tiger!"

Jason: "Tyrannosaurus!"

We transformed.

Jason: "We're back and ready to morph into Action!"

Tommy: "Seven working to together to fight evil!"

Me: By hitting it where it really hurts!

Zack: "And stop Rita!"

Billy: "And all her menacing monsters!"

Trini: "From destroying our Planet Earth!"

Kimberly: "And ruling the Universe with evil!"

Jason: "Look out, Rita, we're not backin' down because we're the..."

All: "Power Rangers!"

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A massive fiery explosion went off behind us and we were ready to kick some butt!

Lord Drakkon: Wow! Seven Mighty Morphin Rangers!? That is awesome!

Twilight Sparkle: Wow! That is amazing!

Me: Yep. And watch this.

I fired a sword blade of purple energy and it hit Drakkon all over and smashed him down and he got up.

Lord Drakkon: WOW! That is amazing!

Applejack: YEEHAW! It sure is!

Me: Watch this! Lets bring them together!

We brought the weapons together.

Zack: POWER AXE!

Kimberly: POWER BOW!

Trini: POWER DAGGERS!

Billy: POWER LANCE!

Jason: POWER SWORD!

They formed the Power Blaster.

Me: SERPENTERA SWORD!

I had my sword form into a deadly mega laser cannon and it went onto the Power Blaster!

Jason: Oh wow! That is cool.

Me: You guys haven't seen anything yet. Hold on to something. It has a kick. FIRE!

GO GO POWER RANGERS! GO GO POWER RANGERS!

We fired a massive blast of rainbow energy and then it hit Lord Drakkon and exploded!

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The explosion knocked him down!

Me: OH YEAH! That was just for Mighty Morphin. Now for Alien.

I powered down and I had the Aquitar Alien Morpher ready and the Aquitar Rangers came.

Me: I may not be from Aquitar like I said but I might be the first ever human to turn into this. IT'S MORPHIN TIME!

Delphine: "White Aquitar Ranger Power

Corcus: "Black Aquitar Ranger Power!"

Cestro: "Blue Aquitar Ranger Power!"

Tideus: "Yellow Aquitar Ranger Power!"

Aurico. "Red Aquitar Ranger Power!"

Me: PURPLE AQUITAR RANGER POWER!

All: Power Of Water, Power Of Light, Powers Unite!

KRASPPLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSHHHHHHH!

A massive blast of water exploded out of the ground and we were ready for action!

Twilight Sparkle: Oh wow! That is amazing!

Rainbow Dash: Yeah! AWESOME!

Lord Drakkon: Wow! 6 Aquitar Rangers. That is awesome!

Me: Thanks. Watch this.

Alien Rangers and me: AQUITAR RANGER BLAST!

We fired a massive energy blast from our batans and it hit Drakkon and exploded all over.

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Me: YEAH! Now for Zeo.

I powered down and turned my morpher into the Zeo Ranger Morpher.

Me: IT'S MORPHIN TIME!

Katherine: "Zeo Ranger I: Pink!"

Tanya: "Zeo Ranger II: Yellow!"

Rocky: "Zeo Ranger III: Blue!"

Adam: "Zeo Ranger IV: Green! "

Tommy: "Zeo Ranger V: Red!"

Jason: "Gold Ranger Power!"

Me: ZEO RANGER VII, PURPLE!

All: "Power Rangers Zeo!"

KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion went off behind us and we were ready for action!

Lord Drakkon: WOW! So awesome!

Fluttershy: That is amazing.

Me: Yep. Watch this one.

I spread purple angel wings and flew into the air and Lord Drakkon blasted at me and I dodged his strikes and flew at him and did a ZEO SPINNING KICK and smashed him down and he got up.

Lord Drakkon: That was incredible!

Me: Watch this one.

Me and the Zeo Rangers: ZEO SUPER CANNON!

We summoned a more powerful Zeo Ranger Cannon!

Me: Watch what this can do. Lets charge it up. ZEO VII POWER CELL READY!

Jason: ZEO VI GOLD POWER CELL READY!

Tommy: ZEO V POWER CELL READY!

Adam: ZEO IV POWER CELL READY!

Rocky: ZEO III POWER CELL READY!

Tanya: ZEO II POWER CELL READY!

Kat: ZEO I POWER CELL READY!

The cannon was fully charged.

Me: Locked and loaded and charged up. FIRE!

We fired a massive rainbow energy blast and it hit Lord Drakkon and exploded!

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He got back up.

Lord Drakkon: Wow!

Me: Now for Turbo!

I powered down from that and my morpher turned into a Turbo Morpher.

Me and the Turbo Rangers: SHIFT INTO TURBO!

We transformed.

T.J: "Red Turbo Ranger!"

Justin: "Blue Turbo Ranger!"

Carlos: "Green Turbo Ranger!"

Ashley: "Yellow Turbo Ranger!"

Cassie: "Pink Turbo Ranger!"

Me: "Purple Turbo Power!

Me and the Turbo Rangers: ALL RIGHT! POWER RANGERS TURBO!

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A massive fiery explosion went off behind us and we were ready for action!

Me: I'm now faster than light!

I ran fast and kicked Lord Drakkon in the chest all over the place and smashed him down.

Twilight Sparkle: Wow! That was fast!

Rainbow Dash: Yeah it was!

Me: Watch this one.

He got up as we summoned the Turbo Ram Cannon.

Me: FIRE!

We fired a massive red energy blast and it hit Lord Drakkon and exploded!

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T.J.: That was awesome!

Me: Now for In Space.

I powered down and my morpher turned into the In Space Morpher.

Me and the In Space Rangers: LETS ROCKET!

We transformed.

Andros: "Power Red!"

Carlos: "Power Black!"

T.J: "Power Blue!"

Ashley: "Power Yellow!"

Cassie: "Power Pink!"

Zhane: "Power Silver!"

All: "Power Rangers Power Up!"

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A massive fiery explosion went off behind us and we were ready!

Me: Yeah!

Lord Drakkon: That is amazing!

Me: Watch this! Stellar Nova Sword!

I pulled out a powerful star sword and it had the stars in it.

I fired blades of purple energy and Lord Drakkon dodged them and they hit the ground behind him and exploded!

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Lord Drakkon: WOW! That was awesome!

Me: You haven't seen this yet. STELLAR NOVA SWORD! BLASTER MODE!

I turned my sword into a deadly laser gun.

Andros: SPIRAL SABER! BLASTER MODE!

Carlos: QUATTRO BLASTER! ONLINE!

Me: FIRE!

We fired waves of energy and the blasts hit Lord Drakkon and exploded!

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Me: OH YEAH!

Rarity: Wow! That was amazing.

Me: Now for Lost Galaxy.

I powered down and I had my Lost Galaxy Morpher ready.

Lost Galaxy Rangers and me: GO! GALACTIC!

Mike Corbett: MAGNA POWER!

Leo: "Galaxy Red!"

Kai: "Galaxy Blue!"

Damon: "Galaxy Green!"

Maya: "Galaxy Yellow!"

Kendrix/Karone: "Galaxy Pink!"

Me: GALAXY PURPLE!

Mike: "Magna Defender!"

Lost Galaxy Rangers and Me: GALACTIC DEFENDERS! POWER RANGERS LOST GALAXY!

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Me: YEAH!

Lord Drakkon: WOW!

Me: Watch this.

I pulled out my purple Transdagger and formed it into a sword.

Me: THETA SCIMITAR!

Me and Lord Drakkon went at each other and clashed powerfully and sparks were flying everywhere.

Lord Drakkon: WOW! You are good.

Me: Watched a lot of moves on TV.

I jumped back.

Leo: MAGNA TALON!

Kai: COSMA CLAW!

Damon: TRANS BLASTER!

Maya: DELTA DAGGERS

Kendrix: BETA BOW!

Me: ATTACK!

We fired blades of energy as well as energy blasts.

I unsheathed my Quasar Sabar.

Me: Watch this.

Me and the Lost Galaxy Rangers: LIGHTS OF ORION! ACTIVATE!

We glowed and got an awesome belt buckle, arm band and purple claw gauntlet and our Quasar Sabers got a crossguard.

Lord Drakkon: WOW! You look guys all great like that.

Me: Thanks.

I held my saber up to the gem on my armband and it glowed and roared.

Me: Yeah!

Lord Drakkon: Awesome!

Me: Watch this! POWER UP MODE!

We ran at him and went at him like a ball of purple energy and it slammed into him and smashed him down and we all reappeared and jumped back.

Me: YEAH! Now for Lightspeed Rescue.

I powered down and I had on my Lightspeed Rescue Morpher.

The Lightspeed Rescue Rangers came.

Me and the Lightspeed Rescue Rangers: LIGHTSPEED RESCUE!

Ryan Mitchell: TITANIUM POWER!

We transformed.

Carter: "Red Ranger, Rescue ready!"

Chad: "Blue Ranger, Rescue ready!"

Joel: "Green Ranger, Rescue ready!"

Kelsey: "Yellow Ranger, Rescue ready!"

Dana: "Pink Ranger, Rescue ready!"

Me: Purple Ranger, Rescue Ready!

Ryan: "Titanium Ranger, Rescue ready!"

All: RESCUE READY! POWER RANGERS LIGHTSPEED RESCUE!

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I turned into the Purple Lightspeed Rescue Ranger! My helmet visor was a star.

Twilight Sparkle: WOW! That is amazing!

Me: Yep and here's a cool part. V-LANCER AND THERMO BLASTER!

I summoned my purple V-Lancer and Thermo Blaster and fired purple energy blasts at Lord Drakkon and knocked him down.

Twilight Sparkle: Wow! That was amazing!

Lord Drakkon got up.

Me: Watch this. V-LANCERS SPECTRA BLAST!

We fired waves of rainbow energy and the blasts converged and formed into a powerful energy blast.

Carter: On target!

The blasts hit Lord Drakkon and exploded!

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Lord Drakkon was knocked down and he got up.

Lord Drakkon: Wow! You are a master at all this.

Me: Learned all I can from all the series over the last 27 years including over in Japan. We'll add Dino Fury to our arsenal in the next year. But I'm not done yet. Here's Time Force.

I powered down and had on my Time Force Morpher and the Time Force Rangers came.

Me and the Time Force Rangers: TIME FOR TIME FORCE!

Eric Myers: QUANTUM POWER!

We transformed!

Wes: "Time Force Red!"

Jenn: "Time Force Pink!"

Lucas: "Time Force Blue!"

Katie: "Time Force Yellow!"

Trip: "Time Force Green!"

Me: "Time Force Purple!"

Eric: "Quantum Ranger!"

All: "Power Rangers Time Force!"

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A massive fiery explosion went off behind us and we were ready for action!

Me: Yeah!

Lord Drakkon: Wow! That is awesome!

Me: Watch this. Chrono Saber!

I called out the Chrono Saber and I fired an X Blade at him and Lord Drakkon jumped and it exploded behind him!

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Me: And watch this.

I called out my blaster and fired energy blasts and they hit Lord Drakkon all over.

Me: AWESOME!

Twilight Sparkle: Wow!

Sunset Shimmer: That was incredible!

Me: Check this out! VORTEX BLASTER!

We formed the big Vortex Cannon.

Me: FIRE!

BANG!

The blast hit Lord Drakkon and exploded!

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He was knocked down but he got up.

Me: Here's Wild Force.

I powered down and pulled out my Wild Force Morpher.

Me and the Wild Force Rangers: WILD ACCESS! HA!

We transformed.

Cole: "Blazing Lion! Wild Force Red!"

Taylor: "Soaring Eagle! Wild Force Eagle!"

Max: "Surging Shark! Wild Force Blue"

Danny: "Iron Bison! Wild Force Black!"

Alyssa: "Noble Tiger! Wild Force White!"

Merrick: "Howling Wolf! Wild Force Lunar Wolf Ranger!"

Kendall (WF): Magnificent Peacock! Wilf Force Aqua!

Me: GRACEFUL CONDOR! WILD FORCE PURPLE!

Cole: "Guardians Of The Earth, United We Roar! Power Rangers…!"

All: "...Wild Force!"

KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion went off behind us and we were ready to kick some butt!

Twilight Sparkle: WOW! That is so cool!

Starlight Glimmer: I'll say!

Me: Now for some fun!

I pulled out my Crystal Saber and put in the Purple Condor Animal Crystal.

Me: Not only has the Owl Zord picked me but I am now the Condor Ranger too.

Lord Drakkon: That's incredible!

I flew into the air and Lord Drakkon fired beams of energy at me and I dodged them.

Me: Try this! CONDOR FEATHER STORM!

I fired a shower of purple Feathers and they hit Lord Drakkon.

Me: Yeah!

But then my Crystal Saber glowed a golden yellow.

Me: SWORD OF ANIMUS!

I summoned the Sword of Animus.

Cole Evans: Oh wow!

Merrick: Wow! I thought it was lost forever.

Me: Nope. It chose me after I brought back Animus.

Taylor: Wow!

Me: BLACK LION BITE BURST!

I swung the sword and fired a beam of black lion energy and it hit Lord Drakkon with a bite and exploded!

Me: YEAH! TEAL CONDOR FEATHER STORM!

I swung the sword and fired feathers of energy and slashed him down.

Twilight Sparkle: WOW! That is amazing!

Me: Yeah!

Cole Evans: That was awesome!

Me: More where that came from.

Cole Evans: JUNGLE BLASTER!

They formed the Jungle Blaster.

Me: FIRE!

We fired energy blasts and they hit Lord Drakkon and exploded!

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Me: YEAH!

I powered down.

Me: Now for Ninja Storm!

I had my Ninja Storm Morpher on and the Ninja Storm Rangers came..

Me and the Ninja Storm Rangers: NINJA/THUNDER/FIRE/SAMURAI STORM! RANGER FORM! HA!

We transformed!

Shane: "Power of Air!"

Tori: "Power of Water!"

Dustin: "Power of Earth!"

Me: (Echoing) POWER OF FIRE!

Hunter: "Crimson Thunder!"

Blake: "Navy Thunder!"

Cam: "Green Samurai Power!"

All: "Ninja Storm!"

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A massive fiery explosion went off behind us and we were ready!

Twilight Sparkle: WOW!

Lord Drakkon: Wow! That is amazing!

Me: It sure is. Lets get it on!

I unsheathed my Phoenix Scimitar and me and Drakkon clashed and fiery sparks went all over.

And I jumped and landed back.

Me: WHOA!

Shane Clarke: That is awesome!

Me: You haven't seen anything yet. ELEMENTAL STORM CANNON!

We formed a new cannon and it was the Elemental Storm Cannon and it was awesome!

Dustin: Awesome!

Tori: This is cool!

Me: Water this. FIRE!

We fired a massive elemental blast and it hit Lord Drakkon and exploded with incredible power!

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He was knocked down.

Me: YEAH! Now for Dino Thunder.

I powered down and I had my Orange Dino Gem on.

The Dino Thunder Rangers came.

Me and the Dino Thunder Rangers: DINO THUNDER! POWER UP! HA!

Trent Fernandez: WHITE RANGER! DINO POWER!

We transformed!

Conner: "Tyranno Power! Red Ranger!"

Ethan: "Tricera Power! Blue Ranger!"

Kira: "Ptera Power! Yellow Ranger!"

Tommy: "Brachio Power! Black Ranger!"

Trent: "Drago Power! White Ranger!"

Me: SUPERSAUR POWER! ORANGE RANGER!

All: DINO POWER! DINO RANGERS! HA!

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A massive fiery explosion went off and we were ready!

I had a war hammer.

Rainbow Dash: AWESOME!

Lincoln: Yeah!

I smashed the ground with my hammer and sent a wave of earth at Lord Drakkon and smashed him down.

Me: Z-REX CANNON!

We formed the Z-Rex Cannon and fired and a blast of energy hit Lord Drakkon and exploded!

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Me: YEAH! Now for S.P.D.!

I powered down and pulled out my S.P.D. Morpher.

Me and the S.P.D. Rangers: READY! S.P.D. EMERGENCY!

We transformed.

Jack: "One! S.P.D. Red Ranger!"

Sky: "Two! S.P.D. Blue Ranger!"

Bridge: "Three! S.P.D. Green Ranger!"

Z: "Four! S.P.D. Yellow Ranger!"

Syd: "Five! S.P.D. Pink Ranger!"

Anubis Doggie Cruger: "Defender of the galaxy! S.P.D. Shadow Ranger!"

Sam: Force from the future! S.P.D. Omega Ranger!"

Kat: "S.P.D. Kat Ranger!"

Nova: "Force from the future! S.P.D. Nova Ranger!"

Me: S.P.D. ORANGE!

All: Rangers ready! (SIRENS WAIL) Space Patrol Delta, Defenders Of Earth!

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A massive fiery explosion went off and we were ready!

I then had my blaster ready.

Me: Yeah!

I fired my blaster and the blasts hit Lord Drakkon all over.

Me: Now for the fun part! FETCH!

The Canine Cannon came.

Me: FIRE!

We fired a wave of energy and it hit Lord Drakkon and exploded!

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Me: AWESOME! You guys know my Mystic Force form.

I powered down.

Me, Lincoln and the Mystic Force Rangers: MAGICAL SOURCE! MYSTIC FORCE!

Nick: "Fearsome as Fire, Red Mystic Ranger!"

Chip: "Fast as Lightning, Yellow Mystic Ranger!"

Madison: "Fluid as the sea, Blue Mystic Ranger!"

Vida: "Ever-changing as the wind, Pink Mystic Ranger!"

Xander: "Strong as tree, Green Mystic Ranger!"

Udonna: "Flurry of Snow, White Mystic Ranger!"

Daggeron: "Power of the Sun, Solaris Knight!"

Leanbow: "Burning Heart of Fire! Wolf Warrior, Defender Of Truth!"

Claire: Power Of The Shining Moon, Behold The Gatekeeper!

Lincoln: Seven Colors of Light, ORANGE MYSTIC RANGER!

Me: (Echoing) BEAUTY OF THE STARS! STELLAR WARRIOR!

All: "We call fourth the magic, Together as one, United for all time. Power Rangers Mystic Force!"

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A massive fiery explosion went off behind us and we were ready for action!

Lord Drakkon: WOW! Awesome!

Me: Watch this.

I fired a blast of stars from my hands and they hit him and smashed him all over.

Lincoln fired blasts of light and they hit him all over.

We fired waves of elements and smashed him down.

Me: Now here's Operation Overdrive.

I powered down and pulled out my Operation Overdrive Morpher.

Me and the Operation Over Drive Rangers: OVERDRIVE ACCELERATE!

We transformed.

Mack: "Kick Into Overdrive! Red Ranger!"

Will: "Kick Into Overdrive! Black Ranger!"

Dax: "Kick Into Overdrive! Blue Ranger!"

Ronny: "Kick Into Overdrive! Yellow Ranger!"

Rose: "Kick Into Overdrive! Pink Ranger!"

Tyzonn: "Kick Into Overdrive! Mercury Ranger!"

Sentinel Knight: "Sentinel Knight!"

Me: KICK INTO OVERDRIVE! PURPLE RANGER!

All: "Call To Adventure! Power Rangers Operation Overdrive!"

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A massive fiery explosion went off and we were ready for action!

I pulled out my Drive Longsword.

Me: Watch this one!

I fired blasts of purple energy from the sword and it hit Lord Drakkon all over and smashed him around.

Twilight Sparkle: WHOA! That was cool!

Me: DRILL BLASTER!

We fired an energy blast and it smashed Lord Drakkon down.

Me: Now for Jungle Fury!

I powered down.

Me and the Jungle Fury Rangers: JUNGLE BEAST! SPIRIT UNLEASHED!

We transformed.

Me: WITH THE SWIFTNESS OF A FALCON! JUNGLE FURY SILVER RANGER!

Casey: "With the strength of a Tiger! Jungle Fury Red Ranger!"

Lily: "With the speed of a Cheetah! Jungle Fury Yellow Ranger!"

Theo: "With the stealth of a Jaguar! Jungle Fury Blue Ranger!"

RJ: "With the courage of a Wolf! Jungle Fury Wolf Ranger!"

Dominic: "With the power of a Rhino! Jungle Fury Rhino Ranger!"

Bat Spirit Ranger: "With the spirit of a Bat! Jungle Fury Bat Ranger!"

Shark Spirit Ranger: "With the spirit of a Shark! Jungle Fury Shark Ranger!"

Elephant Spirit Ranger: "With the spirit of an Elephant! Jungle Fury Elephant Ranger!"

Jarrod: "With the spirit of the mighty lion! Black Lion Warrior!"

Camille: "With the cunning of a chameleon! Green Chameleon Warrior!"

All: "We summon the Animal Spirits from within! Power Rangers Jungle Fury!"

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A massive fiery explosion went off behind us and we were ready!

Me: Time for action! CLAW CANNON!

We charged it up.

All: POWERED BY ANIMAL SPIRITS!

RJ: WOLF BEAM!

Dominic: RHINO SHOOTER!

Me: FIRE!

We fired waves of energy and they hit Lord Drakkon and exploded!

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Me: Yeah! Here's RPM.

Me and the RPM Rangers: RPM! GET IN GEAR!

We transformed.

Scott: "Get In Gear! RPM Ranger Red!"

Flynn: (Scottish Accent) "Get In Gear! RPM Ranger Blue!"

Summer: "Get In Gear! RPM Ranger Yellow!"

Ziggy: "Get In Gear! RPM Ranger Green!"

Dillon: "Get In Gear! RPM Ranger Black!"

Gem: "Get In Gear! RPM Ranger Gold!"

Gemma: "Get In Gear! RPM Ranger Silver!"

Me: GET IN GEAR! RPM PURPLE!

All: GET IN GEAR! POWER RANGERS RPM!

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A massive fiery explosion went off behind us and we were ready for action!

Me: RPM SUPER ENFORCER!

We had an upgraded modified version of the RPM Enforcer Ready!

Me: ENGINE CELL ACTIVATE!

I put in an Engine Cell with the Number 50,000 on it in the shape of the phoenix.

Me: FIRE!

We fired an energy blast and it formed into a phoenix and it slammed into Lord Drakkon and exploded!

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Me: YEAH! Now for Samurai.

I powered down and pulled out my Samuraizer.

Me and the Samurai Rangers: SAMURAIZER! GO GO SAMURAI!

Antonio: SAMURAI MORPHER! GOLD POWER!

We drew our symbols and we transformed!

Jayden: Samurai Ranger Fire!

Lauren: "Female Samurai Ranger Fire!"

Kevin: "Samurai Ranger Water!"

Mia: "Samurai Ranger Sky!"

Mike: "Samurai Ranger Forest"

Emily: "Samurai Ranger Earth!"

Antonio: "Samurai Ranger Light!"

Me: SAMURAI RANGER STAR!

All: "Rangers Together, Samurai Forever!"

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A massive fiery explosion went off and we were ready!

Twilight Sparkle: Oh wow! That is amazing!

Princess Luna: Yeah it is! I like this one.

Me: Watch this. POWER OF THE ANCESTORS! SHOGUN MODE!

We activated our Shogun Modes.

Me: YEAH!

Lord Drakkon: Wow! That is amazing!

Me: It sure is. Watch this one.

We fired blades of energy from our sword and they formed into creatures of the elements and they hit Lord Drakkon and smashed him down.

Jayden: FIRE SMASHER! CANNON MODE!

I put on my Star Thunderbird Disk and we loaded it.

Me: FIRE!

We fired it and it formed into a Thunderbird and the blast smashed Lord Drakkon down.

Me: All right! Now for Megaforce!

I powered down.

Me and the Megaforce Rangers: IT'S MORPHIN TIME! GO GO MEGAFORCE!

We transformed.

Troy: "Fury of the Dragon! Megaforce Red!"

Emma: "Flames of the Phoenix! Megaforce Pink!"

Jake: "Venom of the Snake! Megaforce Black!"

Gia: "Claw of the Tiger! Megaforce Yellow!"

Noah: "Bite of the Shark! Megaforce Blue!"

Me: (ECHOING) WINGS OF THE STARS! MEGAFORCE PURPLE!

All: EARTH'S DEFENDERS NEVER SURRENDER! POWER RANGERS MEGAFORCE!

KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion went off behind us and we were ready!

Lord Drakkon: WOW! That one is cool.

Me: And check this out.

I pulled out a Star Gun and blasted Lord Drakkon all over and smashed him down.

Twilight Sparkle: Oh wow! That was awesome!

Princess Celestia: Yeah it sure was!

Me: Now for this! MEGAFORCE BLASTER!

We brought out the Megaforce Blaster and with my weapon added to it, it was in the shape of a dragon.

Me: Lets do it! STAR POWER ENERGIZE!

Troy and Emma: SKY POWER ENERGIZE!

Gia and Jake: LAND POWER ENERGIZE!

Noah: SEA POWER ENERGIZE!

Me and the Megaforce Rangers: DYNAMIC VICTORY BLAST!

We fired a massive energy blast and the blasts all hit Lord Drakkon and exploded!

KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!

Me: Now for Ultra Mode!

Me and the Megaforce Rangers: MEGAFORCE ULTRA MODE! ACTIVATE!

We had Ultrazord Armor on!

Troy: "Storm Power! Ultra Megaforce Red!"

Emma: "Wind Power! Ultra Megaforce Pink!"

Jake: "Rock Power! Ultra Megaforce Black!"

Gia: "Jungle Power! Ultra Megaforce Yellow!"

Noah: "Wave Power! Ultra Megaforce Blue!"

Me: STAR POWER! ULTRA MEGAFORCE PURPLE!

All: EARTH'S DEFENDERS NEVER SURRENDER! MEGAFORCE ULTRA MODE!

KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion went off behind us and we were ready!

Twilight Sparkle: WHOA! That is so awesome!

Lyra Heartstrings: Wow! That one is cool!

Lord Drakkon: Wow! Great armor and staff on you guys!

Me: Thanks. Watch this!

I fired a purple energy blast from my staff and it hit Drakkon and smashed him down. We fired a massive energy blast from our staffs and they smashed him down.

We powered down.

Me: Now for the fun part.

Me and the Megaforce Rangers: LETS POWER UP! SUPER MEGA MODE!

We transformed.

Troy: "Super Megaforce Red!"

Noah: "Super Megaforce Blue!"

Gia: "Super Megaforce Yellow!"

Jake: "Super Megaforce Green!"

Emma: "Super Megaforce Pink!"

Orion: "Super Megaforce Silver!"

Me: SUPER MEGAFORCE PURPLE!

All: EARTH'S DEFENDERS NEVER SURRENDER! POWER RANGERS SUPER MEGAFORCE!

KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion went off behind us and we were ready!

Twilight Sparkle: Wow! That's so awesome!

Me: Yep and I have the powers of Power Rangers from both America and Japan. 46+ Years worth.

Princess Celestia: Wow! that's amazing!

Me: Check it out.

I pulled out my Super Megaforce Blaster and fired purple energy blasts and I also fired a Purple Super Megaforce Blade and they hit Lord Drakkon and exploded!

KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!

We fired our weapons and we also demonstrated the Powers from all the series from 1975 to 2020 and it was awesome!

Me: SUPER MEGAFORCE CANNON!

We charged it up and locked it on target.

Me: FIRE!

We fired a ship energy blast and it smashed into Lord Drakkon and exploded!

KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

We powered down.

Me: WHEW! That was epic! Now for Dino Charge!

I pulled out an Argentinosaurus Dino Charger.

Me and the Dino Charge Rangers: IT'S MORPHIN TIME! DINO CHARGER READY! ENERGIZE! HA UNLEASH THE POWER!

ROOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAARRRRRRR! CHOMP!

We transformed!

Tyler Navarro: "Power Rangers Charged! Tyrannosaurus Rex! Power Ranger, Red!"

Chase: "Parasaurolophus! Power Ranger, Black!"

Koda: "Stegosaurus! Power Ranger, Blue!"

Riley: "Velociraptor! Power Ranger, Green!"

Shelby: "Triceratops! Power Ranger, Pink!"

Ivan: (British Accent) "Pterodactyl! Power Ranger, Gold!"

James Navarro: "Ankylosaurus! Power Ranger, Aqua!"

Prince Phillip III: (British Accent) "Pachysaur! Power Ranger, Graphite!"

Kendall Morgan: "Plesiosaurus! Power Ranger, Purple!"

Zenowing: "Titanosaurus! Power Ranger, Silver!"

Me: ARGENTINOSAURUS! POWER RANGER ORANGE!

All: Dinosaur Might, Ready To Fight! Power Rangers Dino Charge!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion went off behind us.

Lord Drakkon: WOW!

Me: Watch this.

I fired an Argentinosaurus blast and smashed Drakkon Down.

Me and the Dino Charge Rangers: DINO CHARGE BLAST!

We fired a massive bast of energy and smashed him down.

Me: Now we get into the Japanese Teams.

We powered down.

Me, Lincoln and the ToQger Rangers: TOQ CHANGE!

NOW TRANSFORMING! PLEASE WAIT BEHIND THE WHITE LINE!

In a flash of Rainbow Light, We transformed.

TOQ ICH! TOQ NII! TOQ SAN! TOQ YON! TOQ GO! TOQ ROKU! TOQ SANA! TOQ HACHI! TOQ KYU!

Me, Lincoln and the ToQgers: THE VICTORIOUS IMAGINATION! RESSHA SENTAI TOQGER!

KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!

A massive rainbow fire explosion went off behind us.

Right Suzuki: FULL SPEED AHEAD!

We went at him and kicked him and smashed him down.

We powered down.

Me: Now for one of my favorites. Leni has a new one for you to see.

Me, Lincoln, Lori and Leni and the Zyougers: WILD INSTINCT! AWAKEN!

AAHHHAAHHHAHAH! WOOWOOWOWO!

Yamato: MONARCH OF THE OPEN SKIES! ZYUOH EAGLE!

Sela: MONARCH OF THE OPEN SEAS! ZYUOH SHARK!

Leo: MONARCH OF THE SAVANNA! ZYUOH LION!

Tusk: MONARCH OF THE DEEP FOREST! ZYUOH ELEPHANT!

Amu: MONARCH OF THE SNOW FIELDS! ZYUOH TIGER!

Misao: MONARCH OF THE WORLD! ZYUOH WORLD!

Bud: MONARCH OF THE BLUE SKIES! ZYUOH BIRD!

Me: MONARCH OF THE MOONLIT FOREST! ZYUOHWOLF!

Lincoln: MONARCH OF THE DARK CAVERNS! ZYUOH SNAKE!

Lori: MONARCH OF THE HIGH TREES! ZYUOH SQUIRREL!

Leni: MONARCH OF THE ARCTIC COLD! ZYUOH POLAR BEAR!

All: DOUBUTSU SENTAI ZYUOHGER!

KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion went off behind us and we were ready!

Leni was now a Silver Zyuohger Ranger for the Polar Bear!

Lord Drakkon: WOW! Leni you look awesome as a Zyuohger Ranger.

Leni: It's totes amazing!

Lori: The Polar Bear is literally perfect for you Leni.

Leni: Thanks Lori. Watch this one! UNLEASH THE BEAST!

She fired a massive ice blast from her hand and it hit Lord Drakkon and froze him to the floor from the waist down.

Me: WHOA! That was awesome! Now for one of another favorite! Kyuranger time.

Luna: Rockin dude! Lets do it!

SEIZA CHANGE!

Kyurangers, Me, Lincoln, Luna, Lori, Leni and Sam: STAR CHANGE!

We transformed.

Lucky: Super Star! Shishi Red!

Stinger: Poison Star! Sasori Orange!

Garo: Beast Star! Ookami Blue!

Balance: Trick Star! Tenbin Gold!

Champ: Ring Star! Oushi Black!

Naga: Silent Star! Hebitsukai Silver!

Hammie: Shinobi Star! Chameleon Green!

Raptor 283: Speed Star! Washi Pink!

Spada: Food Mei-Star! Kajiki Yellow!

Shou Ronpo: Dragon Ma-Star! Ryu Commander!

Kotara: Big Star! Koguma Skyblue!

Tsurugi: Space Bu-Star! Houou Soldier!

Lincoln: Bravery Star! Ramu White!

Lori: Maiden Star! Otome Aqua!

Leni: Pure Star! Tsuin Sea Foam Green!

Luna: Hard Star! Kani Lilac!

Sam S.L.: Flowing Star! Kawa Teal!

Me: UNIVERSE STAR! ZODIAC RANGER!

All: UCHU SENTAI KYURANGER!

KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion went off behind us and we were ready!

Lord Drakkon: WOW! That is amazing!

Lucky: LUCKY! Luna and Sam you look awesome as rangers!

Lord Drakkon: Wow! What constellations do you two represent?

Luna: I represent Cancer the Crab.

Sam S.L.: And I represent Eridanus the River.

Me: Those are perfect choices for you.

Lucky: They sure are. (To Drakkon) Time to Test Your Luck!

We went at him and smashed and blasted him all over and smashed him down. .

Me: Whew! I think that's good enough. We'll have to show the rest another time. But that was awesome!


Battle 2: Ebonwumon, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Frozen Fright, Rockhoof, Earth Skylanders, Stone Luna, Incredibles, Hak Foo, and Kerchak VS Lythos the Rock Titan


Lythos was next.

Lythos: (to Ebonwumon) If I was there, I would've beaten Shin Godzilla to a pulp!

Ebonwumon: (Irish Accent) Ah you would do a really thorough job at that too.

Applejack: This version of Godzilla was the scariest one we've ever seen.

Apple Bloom: Yeah it sure was. He could fire his atomic breath like a deadly laser from his mouth and even fire lasers from his spines and tail.

Frozen Fright: It was unbelievable.

Rockhoof: (Scottish Accent) Aye it sure was lads.

Flashwing: Yeah but it was awesome seeing how he did it.

Stone Luna: It sure was. I thought it was cool dudes.

Mr. Incredible: I agree.

Elasti-Girl: Yeah it was cool.

Lythos: Indeed. Lets do it!

They fired waves of earth and rock and energy and smashed him down.

Ebonwumon: Right on lads!

Applejack: YEEHAW! That was great!


Battle 3: Baihumon, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Pickle & Barley Barrel, Magma Gloom, Flash Magnus, Air Skylanders, Air Lincoln, Winnie the Pooh and Friends, Ken Ichijouji & Stingmon, and Beelzemon VS Stratos the Tornado Titan


Stratos was next

Stratos: (to Baihumon) Is Shin Godzilla really the scariest version of Godzilla ever?

Baihumon: You better believe he was. This was the ugliest version of Godzilla too.

Rainbow Dash: Out of all the Godzilla's that we have seen from over the course of 67+ Years, this version of Godzilla is the scariest.

Scootaloo: Eli told us that this version of Godzilla not only can fire his atomic breath like deadly focused lasers but also vomit out radioactive blood.

Stratos: Man that is lethal! Whoa!

Pickle Barrel: Yeah it sure was lethal. We saw it vomit a wave of blood and it hit a bunch of rocks and they dissolved like they were in acid.

Barley Barrel: Yeah it was gross and intense.

Magma Gloom: Eli also said that this version of Godzilla was amphibious and goes through a weird metamorphosis.

Flash Magnus: Yeah it was freaky.

Whirlwind: It sure was. And scary too. The scariest form would have been if it got wings.

Stratos: A Godzilla with Wings!? That would have been scary but awesome.

Air Lincoln: Yeah it sure would have been. Here's a picture Eli drew of it.

Air Lincoln showed a wicked picture of Shin Godzilla with huge wings and they were wicked and Stratos was amazed.

Stratos: WHOA! That would have been really something. Thank goodness you guys didn't see that happen.

Pooh: Yeah thank goodness.

Tigger: But it was amazering!

Stratos: It sure is. Lets do it!

They fired waves of wind, rainbows, energy and lightning and smashed him down.

Baihumon: YEAH!

Rainbow Dash: That was AWESOME!


Battle 4: Azulongmon, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Kerfuffle, Mistmane, Sable Spirit, Water Skylanders, Liquid Leni, Lazlo, Raj, Clam, Weather Vane, and Protoboy VS Hydros the Ice Titan


Hydros was next.

Hydros: (to Azulongmon) Did J.D. really meet a Galarian Rapidash this morning?

Azulongmon: He sure did and surprisingly it was Lara Laramie's long lost sister Nikki. She was turned into a Galarian Rapidash.

Rarity: And her powers are for Psychic.

Sweetie Belle: Wow! Lara is a Fire Rapidash and her sister is now a Psychic Rapidash. That is amazing and J.D. is a Rapidash too.

Hydros: 3 Rapidash Gene-Slammers. That is awesome!

Kerfuffle: (Minnesota Accent) It sure is amazing doncha know.

Mistmane: I think so too. But J.D. became a Rapidash to see what it was like and so that he can participate in a race for the fall leaves.

Sable Spirit: That's right and I think that's amazing.

Gill Grunt: It sure is. I think it's awesome that we not only have a leader that can also turn into a Rapidash but also we have 2 Rapidash Gene-Slammers.

Liquid Leni: That is totes awesome.

Lazlo: That is amazing.

Raj: (Indian Accent) Yeah it sure is.

Clam: Awesome.

Hydros: It sure is. Lets do it!

They fired waves of lightning, water, jewels, ice and energy and smashed him down.

Azulongmon: That was amazing!

Rarity: Rapture darling that was grand!


Battle 5: Zhuqiaomon, Sunset Shimmer, Pepperdance, Cayenne, Wallflower, Firecracker Burst, Pip-Squeak, Fire Skylanders, Fire Lori, Aquaman, Mera, Dragon (Skunk Fu), and Burner Man VS Pyros the Lava Titan


Pyros was next.

Pyros: (to Zhuqiaomon) Nikki would get along great with Martian Manhunter. He does have psychic abilities after all.

Zhuqiaomon: She sure would. I think it's awesome that she now has the powers of a Galarian Rapidash now.

Sunset Shimmer: Now she can help her sister with the speed and power of a Rapidash.

Pepperdance: (Cajun Accent) Ooowee! That is so amazing.

Cayenne: It sure is.

Wallflower: Lara owns a Pokemon Ranch and J.D. and Ash helped her out a while back.

Firecracker Burst: That is awesome. I'm glad that Lara has her sister back.

Pip-Squeak: (British Accent) I am glad too.

Sunburn: That must've been rough for her to have to go through becoming a Pokemon like that.

Fire Lori: You're not kidding there.

Aquaman: Yeah no kidding.

Mera: But thank goodness that J.D. helped her and Lara.

Pyros: You said it! Lets do it!

They fired waves of fire and energy and water and smashed him down.

Zhuqiaomon: That was great!

Sunset Shimmer: Yeah it was!


Battle 6: Gi, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Trixie Lulamoon, Triple Berry, Juniper Montage, Clover the Clever, Undead Skylanders, Lightning Lisa, Manny, Diego, Sid, Scrat, Arixam and Pump Man VS Chillyfish


Chillyfish was next.

Chillyfish: (to Gi) Did you guys really go into a haunted house earlier?

Gi: We sure did and it wasn't just any ordinary haunted house. It was the house of the DeFeo family.

Chillyfish: You mean the house that was home to that family on Long Island that was murdered in cold blood?

Starlight Glimmer: That's right and it was a terrible history back then.

Cozy Glow: Yeah it sure was. Ronald DeFeo Jr. went bonkers and killed his entire family in cold blood.

Trixie: Yeah what he did was terrible.

Triple Berry: And he died in prison 7 months ago.

Juniper Montage: A lot of legends surrounded that house and people believed that it was haunted by the ghosts of the DeFeo family and that they would not rest until Ronald DeFeo Jr.

was brought down with them.

Clover the Clever: It was really creepy. There's even a bunch of movies for it.

Chillyfish: Right! The Amityville Horror. Those movies were scary and creepy.

Hex: Yeah and they were our kind of movie.

Lightning Lisa: But we proved that it was Haunted.

Manny: We sure did and we told the spirits there that Ronald DeFeo Jr. is dead.

Diego: And he deserved it too.

Chillyfish: You got that right. Lets do it!

They fired waves of magic, stars, bones and energy and smashed him down.

Gi: OH YEAH!

Starlight Glimmer: That was amazing!


Battle 7: Yusuke Urameshi, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Marble Pie, Featherweight, Somnambula, Tech Skylanders, Steel Lynn, Rex, Ratso and Chow VS Black Manta


Black Manta was next.

Black Manta: (to Yusuke) What Ronald DeFeo Jr. did to his own family makes him no different from some of the enemies you've faced.

Yusuke: Yeah except it was drugs that did all that to him and it made him kill his family. But that is not an excuse.

Pinkie Pie: What he did makes him a big time partypooper.

Maud Pie: (Monotonously) He was worse than Sulfur melting in lava.

Marble Pie: What happened to that family was bad.

Featherweight: Yeah it sure was.

Somnambula: (Egyptian Accent) It sure was. Poor family never saw it coming.

Sprocket: They were asleep and they got snuffed out as they were in bed.

Steel Lynn: Yeah. They did nothing to deserve it.

Rex: It's so sad.

Black Manta: Yeah no kidding. Lets have a moment of silence for them. At least they can rest knowing that Ronald DeFeo Jr. is gone forever.

They nodded and put their hands on their chests and even took off their hats if they had any and prayed for them.

They then got the battle underway and fired waves of energy, gears, metal and lightning and smashed him down.

Yusuke: YEAH!

Pinkie Pie: BEST USUAL BATTLE EVER!


Battle 8: Jimmy, Fluttershy, Tree Hugger, Tornado Bolt, Mage Meadowbrook, Life Skylanders, Plant Lola, Toon Link, Toon Zelda, Slinkman and Smithers VS Black Lance (Mystic Force)


Black Lance was next.

Black Lance: (to Jimmy) What was the Friendship Festival like?

Jimmy (EENE): It was a really fun event for all of us. There were games, food, all sorts of things.

Fluttershy: The most fun thing was the concert we did with J.D. That was amazing.

Tree Hugger: It sure was far out dudes.

Tornado Bolt: I thought pelting that copy statue of the Armageddon 23 was fun too.

They laughed.

Mage Meadowbrook: J.D. made a copy statue of the Armageddon 23 and the kids all pelted it with rotten fruit, vegetables and eggs and covered it with toilet paper.

Stealth Elf: That was really cool.

Black Lance: That is something. Wow!

Plant Lola: It was really fun.

Toon Link: Everyone had a lot of fun there.

Toon Zelda: Boy they sure did.

Black Lance: You're not kidding. Lets do it!

They fired waves of leaves, flowers, energy and fruit and smashed him down.

Jimmy: That was great!

Fluttershy: That was fun.


Battle 9: Tommy, Twilight Sparkle, Luster Dawn, Princess Cadance, Flurry Heart, Star Swirl the Bearded, Magic Skylanders, Crystal Laney, Pocahontas, RD Girl Jordan and RD Clyde VS Oculous


Oculous was next.

Oculous: (to Tommy) If you thought the Friendship Festival was awesome, wait until we get to the 1 year anniversary of the war!

Tommy: I have a feeling that is gonna be just as awesome.

Twilight Sparkle: Yeah and I have a feeling that the one year anniversaries of the August 2nd Battle with Xehanort and the October 10th Battle with Team Dark Phoenix Storm are gonna be just as awesome in the future.

Luster Dawn: I have that same feeling myself.

Princess Cadance: I do too. It was so awesome to be part of the Friendship Festival again and this time the Storm King didn't appear.

Oculous: Thank goodness and I'm glad you all had so much fun.

Flurry Heart: We all sure did and it was the first ever Friendship Festival that I've ever been too. It was amazing.

Star Swirl: So amazing. And it was also the first ever festival I've been to in over 1,000 years.

Spyro: That is amazing. But we all had so much fun.

Oculous: Glad you all had so much fun. I also heard that some of you went after the guys from South Park.

Crystal Laney: Yeah Zarya told us what happened and we had no idea that Eric Cartman and his friends all had that big of a nasty reputation.

Pocahontas: That was awful. But at least we got them sent to prison where they belong.

Oculous: That is a good thing. Lets do it!

They fired waves of ice, magic and energy and smashed him down.

Tommy: YEAH!

Twilight Sparkle: That was amazing!


Battle 10: Koji, Princess Celestia, Amber Morning, Minuette, Twinkleshine, Lemon Hearts, Moondancer, Lyra Heartstrings, Twilight Sparkle, Light Skylanders, Light Lily, Lauren & Graham, RD Luan and RD Lucy VS Magma


Magma was next.

Her name is Loviya and she is what's called a Black Harpy.

Princess Celestia: She is a really gifted flyer and is a perfect candidate for the Goths of Darkness.

Amber Morning cooed and flew around.

Princess Celestia: She sure is an amazing girl huh?

Minuette: Boy is she ever. She is also very knowledgeable in black magic.

Twinkleshine: Yeah it's really something.

Lemon Hearts: I think it's really cool how she knows all about Black Magic.

Moondancer: She and the Goths of Darkness are gonna get along great.

Lyra Heartstrings: I agree with you there. It's awesome.

Magma: I think so too. Twilight I'm glad you all had fun at the Friendship Festival.

Twilight Sparkle: It was the most fun we've ever had.

Spotlight: We all thought it was really amazing.

Light Lily: (Coos in agreement)

Spotlight: It was really fun huh?

Magma: I'm glad. (Sees Lauren & Graham) Wait aren't you two Lauren and Graham from the town of Dante's Peak?

Lauren: That's right.

Graham: It's awesome to be with the team after everything we went through.

Magma: I heard that the whole town of Dante's Peak was completely destroyed when that whole volcano exploded.

Lauren: It sure was.

Lauren showed him a newspaper from that day and it was intense. The volcano looked like Mount St. Helens and had the entire southwestern side of it completely blown off and the whole town of Dante's Peak was completely destroyed. Nothing of it was left.

Magma: Boy that must've been awful for you. I'm sorry if this is too painful for you but can you tell us everything that happened?

Graham: We sure can.


It starts with me looking up stuff on the computer. I was on an app that detects Volcanic and Seismic activity. Something caught my eye in Washington state.

Me: Uh-oh. Earthquakes in the small town of Dante's Peak.

I pull up a satellite map and found out that the whole town is right next to a volcano that's scheduled to erupt in the next 24 to 72 hours.

Me: (Gasp) This is bad! We got to move.

I slide down into the Living Room where the Loud Kids, Naruto and the girls, Dawn, Jeri, Jessie, Joan, Varie, Aylene, and Vince are playing games, reading books, and playing card games.

Me: Guys we have a volcanic destruction alert in Washington state. A small town named Dante's Peak is in grave danger.

Sakura: What's wrong?

Me: Dante's Peak is a small town that has a volcano 2 miles northeast of it that's gonna blow within the next 24 to 72 hours.

Varie: What!? Why haven't they left yet?

Me: It says here that evacuation orders are being made. We have to go there and help people. Who wants to come with?

Vince: I will gladly help partner.

Me: I had a feeling you would.

Lincoln: I will go too.

Linka: Same here.

Fu: I'm in.

Sakura: I'll go too. People may need some medical help as well.

Naruto: I'll go too.

Hinata: I'll help too.

Tenten: Me too.

Ino: I'll go too.

Lily: I'll help too.

Laney: I'll go too.

Lucy: I'll come with too.

Dawn: Same here.

Marie: I want to help out too. This'll show that I'm on the path towards redemption.

Varie: I'm coming too.

Carol: Me too.

Me: Wow. I've got a lot of volunteers. All right lets go.

We flew out towards Washington State and we arrived in 1 hour.

The whole town was in the high school gymnasium and the streets were quiet.

Me: It sure is quiet here.

Varie: It's an evacuation meeting.

Then without warning a huge earthquake rattled the area

Me: It's begun.

Less than a minute later the Volcano erupted.

KABOOOMMM!

Ash clouds and rocks went high up into the sky and it was an incredibly intense sight.

Me: WHOA!

Vince: Unbelievable!

Lincoln: That is one of the scariest things I've ever seen.

Me: No kidding.

Carol: This is not good guys.

Fu: Yeah.

Me: All right guys we have to evacuate everyone within a 20 mile radius of the volcano. Help as many people as possible. Go up the volcano and get people down from it. Lets go people! Lets go, lets go, double time, lets go!

We split off and rescued as many people as possible as the earthquakes were getting worse. The sky was getting dark as the volcanic ash plume was creating a dirty thunderstorm. Lightning was illuminating the ash clouds and ash was snowing down. The whole town was totally in peril. People were trying to drive out and some were running on foot. The town was crumbling apart and everything was being destroyed.

Varie was getting people out when she saw a little girl sitting on the porch of a blue house crying and she had a kitten with her.

Varie: Are you all right?

?: (Crying) No. My parents are gone and I'm scared. Me and Lila are afraid.

Varie: It's okay sweetheart. Everything is gonna be all right.

Naruto: Varie! We're heading to that hotel over there for shelter.

Varie: Okay. [to the girl] You'd better come with us.

?: Okay. I'm Claire.

Varie: It's a pleasure. I'm Varie.

Claire came with them.

Fu and Sakura came down from the Volcano and with them was an elderly woman and her dog Ruffy.

In a hotel room that had lots of seismographic equipment and computer gear they met Paul Dreyfus, Stan, Nancy, and Greg.

Paul: Oh my goodness.

Claire was still crying as Varie was comforting her.

Ruth: What is happening out there?

Sakura: Ruth, that mountain is a volcano and it's gonna destroy the whole town with the fury of Mount St. Helens.

Ruth: (Shocked) What?

Me: Varie!

Varie: In here.

Me and everyone else came in.

Lincoln: Everyone has been evacuated.

Ruth: Wait a minute where's Rachel, Lauren and Graham?

?: (On a Radio) Paul? Paul it's Harry. Can anyone hear me?

Me: I got it. [Picks up the radio] Harry? We hear you. My name is J.D. Knudson. Me, Varie and my friends here came and got everyone within a 20 mile radius out of the town.

Harry: You saved this whole town from destruction J.D. and we owe you all big time. Where's Paul?

Me: He's right here.

I hand the radio to him.

Paul: Harry, where are you?

Harry: We're up at Mirror Lake at the lodge. The road's down but we're okay.

Paul: This is turning into something really catastrophic. I'll send the helicopter as soon as the ash clouds clear away.

Harry: Listen Paul get the heck out of there before it's too late okay? Don't wait for us.

Me: Let me talk to him. [Paul gives me the radio] Harry, we're gonna come up there and get you so hang tight. Is Rachel, Graham and Lauren with you?

Harry: Yes they are. Graham and Lauren went up the mountain to get Ruth. Where is she?

Me: She's right here with us in the hotel room. She and her dog Ruffy are okay. Fu and Sakura brought them down. Just hang on Harry. We're on our way.

Harry: Thank you so much J.D.

Me: You're welcome. [Puts the radio down] Varie, you get everyone out of here at sunrise. Vince, you see if there's anything worth saving here in town when the ash stops.

Varie: You got it. Be careful.

Vince: You can count on me partner.

Me: Fu, Sakura, Naruto, you three come with me. Lets go!

We ran off and flew towards the Volcano. Over the forests we saw the road gone.

Me: A rockslide wiped out the road. No wonder.

We then saw numerous trees on fire caused by lava flows and the entire lodge was burning.

Sakura: The lodge is on fire!

Fu: [Points to the lake] Look. Waves on the water. They must've taken a boat onto it.

Me: Maybe, lets move!

We flew out over the lake and saw that it was green and all the fish are dead.

Naruto: All the fish are dead.

Me: This is not a good sign.

I take a beaker out and put some water into it and discovered that it was acid.

Me: This water has been turned into acid because of volcanic activity.

Naruto: They went on a lake of acid?

Sakura: That's crazy!

Me: Lets go!

They flew farther and they saw a boat heading for a nearby dock and someone was paddling with something.

Me: That's them! Come on!

Naruto: SHADOW CLONE JUTSU!

Naruto made four Shadow Clones and they flew towards the boat and picked up the people.

Me: It's Harry, Rachel, Graham and Lauren.

They got to the shore and we looked them over.

Me: Are you Harry?

Harry: Yes. I'm Harry Dalton, Volcanologist.

Me: It's a pleasure to meet you. I'm J.D. Knudson.

Sakura: I'm Sakura Haruno.

Naruto: I'm Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze.

Fu: And I'm Fu. I don't have a last name.

Rachel: We've heard so much about you all. Is the whole town evacuated?

Me: Yes. The whole town is evacuated. Ruth and Ruffy are in the hotel we're at and Varie is having everyone leave at Sunrise.

Graham: Thank goodness. We thought they died in the lava.

Naruto: No they didn't. Now we have to get you guys out of here.

Me: Yeah. I sense an even bigger eruption on the horizon in the next to 12 hours.

Naruto: Yeah. I can feel it. Lets go guys.

Sunrise came and we picked them up and flew towards the sight where Varie, Vince, Carol, Lincoln, Linka, Laney, Lucy, Lily, Marie, Hinata, Ino, Tenten, and Dawn were at. The National Guard was called in and FEMA and the American Red Cross were called in too.

Me, Naruto, Sakura and Fu were carrying Harry, Rachel, Graham and Lauren and just as we entered the town the Volcano exploded with a powerful Lateral Eruption.

KRABBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!

Me: WHOA!

Varie: Look at that!

Me: Let's hightail it guys!

We flew out of town just in the nick of time as Pyroclastic Clouds raced down the volcano at a blazing speed and destroyed the entire town completely.

We landed by Varie, Vince and team.

Vince: J.D.! Thank goodness you're safe man.

Me: Yeah. That was intense.

Varie: J.D.!

Varie hugged and kissed me.

Varie: Thank goodness you're okay.

Rachel: J.D. you have no idea how grateful we are that you saved all of Dante's Peak.

Me: I'm glad we could help Rachel.

Lauren: Claire!

Claire: Lauren!

Lauren and Claire hugged and it turns out that Claire and Lauren are best friends in school.

Lauren: What happened to you Claire?

Claire: My parents are gone. I have nowhere to go.

Rachel heard this.

Rachel: You poor thing.

Me: Rachel? What are you gonna do now? Are you gonna rebuild Dante's Peak from the ground up or move on and live somewhere else?

Rachel: We're gonna move somewhere else.

Laney: That's a wise choice. Volcanoes destroy everything and have hurt and killed numerous people over the centuries.

Carol: Yeah. Volcanoes only destroy because of intense pressure.

Marie: This was absolutely horrible. I can't believe how much power Volcanoes have. Were there any fatalities?

Me: No. We got everyone out and we suffered no casualties. But some people have bad injuries. Seattle has built a shelter for all the people.

Graham: That's good. Now we all can recover and move on.

Ruth: Thank goodness.

Hinata: I'm just glad that everyone is all right.

Ino: Me too. But lets look over the injured and see if they need any help.

Sakura: Right.

Later in Seattle they were looking over the injured and there were lots of hurt people.

?: Claire?

Claire saw a woman with brown hair.

Claire: Mommy!

She hugged her mom and cried hard.

Varie: Are you Claire's mom?

?: I sure am. I've heard so many good things about you Varie. I'm Heather.

Varie: It's a pleasure to meet you. Claire has been forever scarred by this whole catastrophe.

Heather: I know. We don't have a home anymore. It's all gone.

Varie: We have lots of new houses going up in Royal Woods, Michigan. I figure it would be perfect for you all to start over there.

Heather: That's a great idea. We have nowhere to go.

After all the people recovered we had a press conference in Washington D.C.

Me: Good afternoon everyone. I'm sorry for interrupting your activities again but less than 24 hours ago, a massive volcanic eruption of Mount St. Helens strength completely destroyed the little town of Dante's Peak in Washington state. The volcano produced a powerful level 6 Eruption on the Volcanic Explosivity Index chart and there is nothing left of the whole town. Me, Varie and my friends Vince Pusateri, Naruto Uzumaki, Sakura Haruno, Fu, Hinata Hyuga, Ino Yamanaka, Tenten, Dawn, and the Loud siblings all responded to this catastrophe and got everyone out of there. There are no casualties but the whole town of Dante's Peak in it's entirety is a complete and total loss. The evacuation warnings came too late and it was mass panic among the entire town. That volcano completely destroyed the entire town and there is nothing left of it now.

A newspaper article showed the whole catastrophe and it was terrible. The volcano now has a striking resemblence to Mount St. Helens and the entire southwestern side of the summit of the volcano was completely blown apart in a powerful lateral eruption. This means that the volcano is lying dormant yet again for the next few thousands of years.

The people of Dante's Peak now live in Royal Woods and Detroit and they now live in a new home.


When they were done everyone that hadn't heard it and even the people in the whole restaurant was shocked! But thankfully they were all okay.

Magma: Oh man! That's horrible. That must've been horrible having to see the entire town you lived in get completely blown away by a volcano.

Lauren: It was.

Twilight Sparkle: No kidding. But thank goodness no one died or got hurt.

Princess Celestia: That is a good thing.

Lyra Heartstrings: That was before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was even founded? Whoa.

Magma: That is amazing. But lets do it!

They fired waves of energy, light and magic and smashed him down.

Koji: OH YEAH!

Princess Celestia: That was amazing!


Battle 11: Kole, Princess Luna, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Ink Rose, Moonlight Raven, Dark Skylanders, Shadow Lucy, Lucille Loud, Ralph, Vanellope, Bowser and Bertie VS The Salami Swami


Salami Swami was next.

Salami Sawami: (to Kole) (Hindu Accent) Loviya would definitely get along great with Morpheus.

Kole: She would get along great with all the members of the Goths of Darkness.

Princess Luna: And she would make a great member of the Children of The Night.

Snowdrop: I agree with you there.

Gari: That would be amazing. And her knowledge of Black Magic is amazing.

Ink Rose: It sure is. I think she has amazing talents.

Moonlight Raven: I do too. That is awesome.

Blackout: I agree with you there. It's awesome.

Shadow Lucy: It sure is wicked.

Lucille: Indeed it is lads.

Ralph: I agree too.

Vanellope: You got that right.

Salami Swami: Yeah. Lets do it!

They fired waves of darkness and energy and smashed him down.

Kole: Take that!

Princess Luna: A True victory of the night.


Battle 12: Lost Galaxy Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Nico, Ice Luan, Lana, Lola, Laney, Lucy, Lisa and Lily VS Hardtochoke


Hardtochoke was next.

Nico: This is gonna be good!

Nico teleported and opened Hardtochoke's safe and in it was a bunch of swords.

They were called th Defenders of Domino City, they're a collection of swords with the Millennium Puzzle etched on the 6'5" massive, wide, double-edged blades, the wings of The Winged Dragon of Ra for the crossguards, longer red handles matching Slifer The Sky Dragon, and large faceted blue sphere pommels with purple gems for Obelisk The Tormentor. Once in hand, they'll get a massive power and energy increase, along with sleeveless trenchcoats with The Millennium Puzzle on the back and the pyramids of Egypt on the coattails.

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! LOST GALAXY!

Nico: Lets get him!

Rangers: GALAXY QUASAR LAUNCHERS! FIRE!

They fired energy blasts and the group fired waves of energy and elements and the blasts all hit Hardtochoke and exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!

He was dead!

Nico: Hardtochoke, you have failed this universe!

Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Suuper Mega Win.


We regrouped and everyone cheered wildly.

Me: That was awesome!

Black Manta: Well, this was a good way to celebrate Shin Godzilla's defeat.

Black Lance: And to continue the Friendship Festival.

Oculous: And it's good that you guys destroyed South Park.

Magma: Yeah! There was no one worth recruiting from there.

Salami Swami: Now, let's continue the victory party!

Me: Good idea. Also believe it or not, South Park is right where I used to live. It was in Colorado right in between Breckenridge and Bailey.

Nico: That is coincidental. And I remember seeing what South Park was like when we were there to destroy Extroyer.

Laney: That's right! I remember now. But thank goodness we didn't see the town.

Nico: Yeah.

Count Nocturn: (To the Viewers) This was an awesome adventure! We destroyed 3 powerful Kaiju and showed that we can take down the most dangerous of monsters.

Me: We sure did. Great job today everyone. Lets go home.

We went back home and had a good rest of the day and we went to sleep.

TO BE CONTINUED…


Part 8 done.

Shin Godzilla from 2016 is one of the scariest versions of Godzilla that I've ever seen and it was so awesome how this version of Godzilla was able to fire a focus beam of atomic energy from his mouth as well as fire many lasers from his spines and even fire an atomic laser blast from his tail. It was awesome! The first part of the chapter is for the awesome Friendship Festival that was from the start of the MLP Movie from 2017 and that was amazing. The 2nd part was for Skylanders Superchargers and the Captain Cluck's Chicken Factory Level is one of my favorite parts. Also the reason I don't like the show South Park is because Eric Cartman is ONE BAD KID! All of the show is bad. It has many things I hate in it. Thank God I never watched it. NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Etstheclarencefan and ninjakingofhearts all gave me the ideas for this. Thanks guys. The next rescue for me is gonna be in the funny world of George of the Jungle and we're going to not only see what George of the Jungle was like before he married Ursula but we're going to meet a Gandharva named Mina and also meet a Green Dragon Gene-Slammer named Mira McLaughlin who is REALLY the daughter of Morag that was sent away Before the war with TDPS broke out. The Green Dragon part is from Dungeons & Dragons. Me, Missy, Allie, Eli, Maria and the Pheromosa Gene-Slammer will go in that one. The 2nd part for Lincoln's Rescue will be in the world of The Nutty Professor 2: The Klumps and that is gonna be funny. And not only will we face Buddy but also face Cletus Kasady A.K.A. Carnage and Girl Jordan is gonna transform and she will no longer be blinded by vengeance but will forgive him but still punish him. The next part is for where we face SPACE GODZILLA! We're going to help Godzilla from 1994 take him down.