In Skylands, me, Allie Wilde, Missy, Erica, Miranda, Marie, Qin, Eli, Simone, Sophie Casterwill and Lanalda Ramirez the Giratina Gene-Slammer were flying over the lands.

Lanalda Ramirez: Another day in the world of Skylanders, huh?

Me: Boy you said it Lanalda. I always wanted to see what Dragon's Peak is like.

Eli: Me too.

Lanalda Ramirez: Me too.

Lanalda concentrated and groaned as her hair fell out. Lanalda grew wings from her back.

Sophie Casterwill: (British Accent) I can't wait to see what it's like.

Lanalda turned into GIRATINA!

Missy: OH YEAH! This is gonna be sweet!

Erica: Yeah! I hope we smash some bad dragons.

Me: Me too.

We arrived at the Dragon Throne and to our shock we saw our old enemy DEFOE!

DeFoe: Well, if it isn't my old friend, J.D. Knudson. And by old friend, I mean the one who ruined all my plans!

Sophie: Defoe!

DeFoe: (smirks) What's the matter? You all look like you've seen a ghost. Well, maybe you have!

Me: Actually I always knew you would come back DeFoe. But this time, I'm not going to kill you again. I'm saving that for Sophie here.

Eli: And this time you will STAY dead!

Erica: Who is he?

Me: You would hate this guy Erica. His name is DeFoe and he is one of my most evil enemies. I killed the entirety of the Organization he worked for and killed all of his friends in an instant and he has been hellbent on killing me.

Missy: WHOA!

Miranda: That's crazy.

Me: Yep.

DeFoe: Punish them, Gar Ghoul!

Gar Ghoul appeared!

Sophie: Someone like you doesn't deserve Gar Ghoul, Defoe!

DeFoe: Well, at least I remember to use him. When was the last time any of you used Gar Ghoul?

Missy: I hate to say it. But DeFoe's right. After we claim Gar Ghoul, we really should use him more often.

Me: Good idea. But he doesn't know how strong we are. RISE! LEGENDARY TITAN OF REBIRTH, PHOENIX!

In a massive vortex of fire arose Phoenix the Legendary Titan of Rebirth!

Eli: This is gonna be good!

Sophie: I've had it with this monster.

Suddenly, we felt something in Sophie Casterwill's mind snap, as her eyes turned neon green, and she was surrounded by an orange energy aura with fire and phoenixes surrounding her, she unholstered her Defenders of The Titans sword from her back, and as she approached DeFoe, she left orange energy, fire, and phoenixes with every step.

Sophie Casterwill: DeFoe, you don't even know when to stay dead, can you? You've relentlessly pursued us everywhere in your attempts to kill us. This time, I will put you down like the mad dog you are, and I will make sure you never return again!

Sophie Casterwill screamed like a madman, as she was surrounded by a massive vortex of orange energy with fire surrounding the vortex, there was a phoenix flying around the vortex, and inside the vortex was a red phoenix. When the vortex faded, Sophie Casterwill emerged, but she was changed forever.

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Sophie Casterwill grew to 5'11" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has a phoenix with the Fire Kanji emblazoned on her forehead, she has large fiery orange angel wings for her new body, she had on phoenix earrings with the Fire Kanji in its claws and a necklace with a phoenix holding the Fire Kanji in its claws for the pendant, she had on a sleeveless purple blouse with an orange phoenix, pink blouse with flames on it, black leather ankle-length combat boots, and a sleeveless purple trenchcoat with orange flames on the coattails and the phoenix on the back. The massive, wide, double-edged blade of her Defenders of the Titans large sword grew to 6'5" in length and the long black handle grew a little longer. Sophie Casterwill now has on her new Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with orange gems on her wrists, Belt of Elemental Bravery with large orange gem for the belt buckle on her waist, and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her right hip. There was an orange kanji on the back below the phoenix that said, "Sophie Casterwill, Last Surviving Noble of The Casterwill Family, Member of The Huntix Foundation, Amazing Friend of Lok Lambert, Partner of The Titan Phoenix, and Destroyer of DeFoe and The Organization."

ソフィー・キャスターウィル、キャスターウィル家の最後の生き残った貴族、ハンティックス財団のメンバー、ローク・ランバートの素晴らしい友人、タイタン・フェニックスのパートナー、そしてデフォーと組織の駆逐艦

Sophie Casterwill has transformed into SUPER ANGEL 750,000,000,000 INFERNOSTORM PHOENIX ANGEL OF HOPE!

We were all amazed by Sophie Casterwill's Super Angel 750,000,000,000 transformation, but when DeFoe saw it, he fell into a black rage and his eyes turned red with hatred and insanity.

Me: WHOA! Sophie you look awesome!

Erica: Wow! Sophie transformed and she has the wings of The Phoenix Titan. Wow!

Eli: Incredible! Sophie, how do you feel?

Sophie: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of Fire) I feel amazing Eli. Now I'm going to make sure that this monster never returns to go after us again.

Me: Show no mercy Sophie. Send this bastard back to the fiery pits of Hell from wence he came!

Sophie: With pleasure.

Sophie flew at DeFoe and punched, kicked and smashed him all over the place and then slashed him in his face and smashed him down.

DeFoe: (weakly chuckles) You think you've won just because you've finished with me? You still have Rassimov and the rest of the Blood Spiral to deal with!

Erica: Like we're gonna believe that!

Sophie: No. Defoe's right. The Blood Spiral are enemies of the Huntik Foundation as well.

Missy: A monster like Defoe being right two times in one day? What's this world coming too?!

Me: But he is wrong about that too.

Eli: What do you mean?

Me: I killed all of the Blood Spiral. They are all dead now thanks to me. It was after we destroyed The Organization.

DeFoe: NO! YOU DESTROYED THE BLOOD SPIRAL!?

Me: And I show no remorse for killing ALL of them.

Erica: They can all burn in hell for all I care.

Sophie: Wow! Thank you J.D.

Me: Anytime.

DeFoe got up and he was INFURIATED BEYOND ALL FORMS OF IMAGINATION! HE HAD COMPLETELY LOST IT!

Then we got a surprise as a Meramon appeared and so did a Crystal Gem. It was Tanzanite and the Meramon was familiar. We then saw a Female Meramon and I recognized them. It was Mina and her partner Meramon. Mina was turned into a Meramon!? WHAT THE!? They fired blasts of fire and incinerated DeFoe and obliterated him in an instant! I then put on my blind man glasses and Eli covered his eyes and so did Meramon and then I snapped my fingers and Mina and Lanalda were reverting back.

Lanalda: (regains her hair) How do you feel, Mina?

Mina: Never thought I would be happy to be human again.

Meramon: Thank goodness you're gonna be back to normal Mina.

Mina and Lanalda were back to normal but naked and Maria gave them new clothes and they put them on.

Mina: Much better. Thank you guys.

Me: You're welcome Mina. Nico will be happy to see you again.

Mina: Same here.

Meramon: Glad you're back to normal.

Mina: (holds her head in pain) Meramon, I'm sorry!

Simone: Reign in the power with the strength of your will and you can use the power like we have.

Miranda: Concentrate Mina. Concentrate.

She concentrated and then a burst of neon orange energy came out and formed an aura around her and she was fully engrafted with the power.

Mina: Whoa! That was intense!

Me: You did it Mina!

Meramon: How do you feel?

Mina: I feel amazing!

Me: Awesome!

Tanzanite: This was amazing adventure. I heard that Steven Universe helped many of my friends.

Me: He sure did and you would make a great member of the Crystal Brigade.

Tanzanite: I sure would.

We went back home to the estate and I told everyone everything and they were shocked and amazed.


After finally getting rid of DeFoe forever, Lincoln, Me, Nico, Eli, Nicole, Akira Akatsuki, and Rei Miyamoto were heading to the world of Babes in Toyland, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the eight girls there, but we're also going to kill Barnaby Crookedman, who's returned from the dead and wants one thing: revenge on those who killed him.

Lincoln: Wow, we're in the world of Babes in Toyland, and I think I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the eight girls there, but we're also going to kill Barnaby Crookedman, who's returned from the dead and wants one thing: revenge on those who killed him.

Me: Namely, me, big guy.

Nico: But, this time, he's getting a one-way ticket straight to Oblivion.

Rei Miyamoto: You got that right.

Eli: Yeah.

Me: I can't believe that Barnaby Crookedman is that evil. He's a heartless monster and he got what he deserved.

Nicole: You got that right dad.

?: HELP!

Suddenly, Lincoln heard the sound of eight girls calling out for help. With his deep sapphire blue cyborg eyes and superhuman sight, along with sensing energy signals, he saw and heard where the call for help was coming from. He then saw the eight girls, along with Jack and Jill, but they've been cornered by Barnaby Crookedman, and he was threatening to kill Jack and Jill, along with the eight girls.

Lincoln: Guys, I found the eight girls, but they, along with Jack and Jill, have been cornered by Barnaby Crookedman, and he's going to kill them.

When Lincoln said that, Rei snapped, and we felt it big time.

Rei Miyamoto: He's going to WHAT?!

Lincoln, Eli, Nico, and Me: Uh oh.

Suddenly, Rei Miyamoto's eyes turned neon red and she had a murderous look of death aimed right at Barnaby Crookedman, as she was surrounded by a red energy aura with red hot lava and heat surrounding her and coming off of her, and as she approached Barnaby Crookedman, she left red energy, red hot lava, and heat with every step.

Rei Miyamoto: You're nothing but a heartless monster, Barnaby Crookedman. It was bad enough that you're a total miserly grouch, but threatening to kill two innocent children!? You're no worse than Shido and the many members of his cult. But, this time, I'm going to get rid of you and put an end to you once and for all!

Then, Rei Miyamoto screamed like a madman, as she was surrounded by a massive vortex of red energy with lava surrounding it, there was a phoenix made of magma flying around the vortex, and inside the vortex was a neon red phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Rei Miyamoto emerged, but she was changed forever.

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Rei Miyamoto grew to 6'0" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has neon red eyes and a neon red energy aura with lava and fire surrounding her, Rei's long orange-brown hair had neon red highlights in the bangs, she had a phoenix and a dragon with the Lava Kanji in its claws emblazoned on her forehead, she had on dragon earrings with the Lava Kanji in its claws and a necklace with a phoenix with the Lava Kanji in its claws, and she has large orange angel wings on her back. She has her massive Survivor of Fujimi High School sword out. Rei Miyamoto had on a sleeveless white blouse with a red phoenix, black skirt with lava on it, black leather ankle-high combat boots, and a crimson red sleeveless trenchcoat with lava on the coattails and the anti-zombie apocalypse symbol on the back. Rei Miyamoto had on her brand-new Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with red gems on her wrists, her new Belt of Elemental Bravery with large red gem for the belt buckle on her waist, and her Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her right hip. There was an orange kanji below the anti-zombie apocalypse symbol that said, "Rei Miyamoto, Childhood Friend of Takashi Komuro, Survivor of Fujimi High School, Destroyer of the Undead, Master of Lava and Phoenixes, and Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud."

宮本麗、小室孝の幼なじみ、藤見高校の生存者、アンデッドの駆逐艦、溶岩と鳳凰の達人、そしてリンカーン・ラウドの愛する未来の妻

Rei Miyamoto has transformed into SUPER ANGEL 750,000,000,000 VOLCANIC LAVA DRAGON PHOENIX ANGEL OF HOPE!

We were amazed by Rei Miyamoto's Super Angel 750,000,000,000 transformation, and when Lincoln saw her transformation, he was blushing atomic red. But, when Barnaby Crookedman saw it, he fell into a black rage and his eyes glowed turned red with insane rage and hatred.

Me: Holy moly, Rei's transformed.

Nico: You said it, J.D., and she's going to burn Barnaby's ass, this is going to be good.

Me: You got that right. Barnaby is in a shitload of trouble!

Lincoln: Whoa, Rei, you look beautiful. How do you feel?

Rei Miyamoto: (Divine Echoing Volcanic Voice of Hope) I feel incredible, Linky. And now, I'm going to put that monster down, once and for all! (To Lincoln) Would you like to join in?

Lincoln: Count me in.

Me: Take that motherfucking asshole down for good!

Lincoln transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu Infinity Elemental Thundersnow Buffalo Angel of Frozen Lightning Justice, and unholstered his massive Sword of Taranis from his wider muscular back, and he joined with Rei Miyamoto.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Thundersnow Elemental Voice of Justice) Let's do this.

Rei Miyamoto and Lincoln went after Barnaby Crookedman, and they fired massive neon red and neon blue energy blasts, elemental forces, lava, and ice, and as the blasts hit Barnaby Crookedman, they explode with incredible power. Then, Lincoln and Rei slashed off Barnaby's arms, and he screamed in excruciating pain.

Rei Miyamoto: Time to end this.

Lincoln: Once and for all!

Rei Miyamoto and Lincoln: LAVA DRAGON MEGABLAST!

Rei Miyamoto and Lincoln fired massive blasts of lava, which transformed into two lava dragons, and as they hit Barnaby, they exploded with incredible power, killing him and Super Hakaing him for good. We cheered wildly for what Rei and Lincoln did, as they powered down, but Rei's new clothes, weapons, and jewelry were permanent. Then, Lincoln and Nicole went up to the eight girls who were there, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them. The eight girls were Yukino Mononobe, Yuri Mariya, Toba Riona, Karen Jankulovski, Shizuka Kusanagi, Erica Blandelli, Lucretia Zola, and Luo Hao from Campione.

Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Yukino Mononobe, Yuri Mariya, Toba Riona, Karen Jankulovski, Shizuka Kusanagi, Erica Blandelli, Lucretia Zola, and Luo Hao.

Nicole: From Campione, awesome.

Lincoln: Are you girls okay?

Yukino Mononobe: Yeah, we're okay, thanks to you.

Then, when Yukino Mononobe and the other seven girls saw who it was that saved them from Barnaby Crookedman, their faces turn atomic red upon seeing the 16-year-old 7'0" tall, handsome, white-haired, bare-chested hunk with abnormally large and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, deep sapphire blue thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead, a golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books on his massive right pec and surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, a Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem, and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids on top, a deep sapphire blue kanji on his wider muscular back that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Lightning Storms, The Weather, and the Thirteen Elemental Forces, Man With A Plan, Golden-Hearted Brother of 16 Siblings, and Golden-Hearted Lover, Father, Son, and Husband", and he had deep sapphire blue eyes.

He had his Sword of Taranis holstered on his wider muscular back, his orange Crystal Saber holstered on his left hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, the Pisces constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck, large weighted orange bands on his massive biceps and thighs, his large Cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive deep blue angel wings surging with powerful super lightning and the stars and blue nebulae reflecting on them, and he was dressed in an orange version of He Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with hanging silver lightning bolts held up by his Belt of Elemental Bravery with large orange gem for the belt buckle on his waist, a pair of blue pants with gold lightning bolts on the thighs, and large white leather combat boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and armor on the toe area, silver Thunder Kanji earrings, a large silver Thunder Kanji necklace on his neck and across his permanently bare chest, large fingerless black gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it, a large Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring on his left ring finger, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger, and he had eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs.

Yukino Mononobe: Oh wow, you're you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.

Then, Lincoln made eight clones of himself, and he and the seven clones went up to the girls, and the other clone went up to Rei Miyamoto, and they picked them up and hugged them in their abnormally large and powerful muscular arms, and kissed them on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrap their arms around the necks of Lincoln and his clones, as we cheered over the scene.

Yukino Mononobe: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.

We went back home to the Estate, and not only are we rid of Barnaby Crookedman, but we also have a new spot to go to on the holidays coming up.


After killing Barnaby Crookedman, we were training intensely in the gym doing 100,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 9,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds. Then, we got a shower afterwards.

Then, Lincoln, Gluko, Batch, Princia Ramode, Lucy liberty, Litchi Faye Ling, Asuka Kazama, Lili De Rochefort, Ruby Rose, Weiss Schnee, Blake Belladonna, Yang Xiao Long, Emerald Sustrai, Dew Gayl, Princess Allura (Voltron: Legendary Defender), Kasumi Tendo, Chifusa Manyuu, and Chronoa were all getting ready for their date at a fancy Italian restaurant tonight.

For Lincoln Loud, the 16-year-old 7'0" tall, handsome, extremely muscular, white-haired teen was dressed in a large black fancy jacket, a large white dress shirt, large black vest, large black pants, and large black dress shoes, along with his large cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe and Belt of Elemental Bravery, and his weapons are holstered, in case there was any trouble. He was also wearing Juniper Thunderbird cologne.

Gluko and Batch were dressed in long dark purple fancy dresses, dark purple heels, purple earrings, and fancy necklaces with purple gems.

Princia Ramode and Lucy liberty were dressed in long fancy orange dresses with F-Zero wings on the dresses, black high heels, orange gem earrings, and necklaces with orange gems.

Litchi Faye Ling was dressed in a long vermillion red fancy dress with pandas on them, red high heels, red gem earrings, and a necklace with red gems on it.

Asuka Kazama and Lili De Rochefort were dressed in long white fancy dresses with the Tekken logo on them, white high heels, blue gem earrings for Asuka and purple gem earrings for Lili, black high heels, and a necklace with blue gems for Asuka and a necklace with purple gems for Lili.

Ruby Rose, Weiss Schnee, Blake Belladonna, Yang Xiao Long, Emerald Sustrai, and Dew Gayl were dressed in long fancy dresses, high heels, earrings, and necklaces in their favorite colors, Red for Ruby Rose, White for Weiss Schnee, Black for Blake Belladonna, Yellow for Yang Xiao Long, Emerald Green for Emerald Sustrai, and Spring Green for Dew Gayl.

Princess Allura (Voltron: Legendary Defender) was dressed in a long light purple dress with Voltron on it, light purple gem earrings, and a necklace with light purple gems on it.

Kasumi Tendo was dressed in a long red fancy dress with Sakura blossoms on it, red gem earrings, and a necklace with red gems on it.

Chifusa Manyuu was dressed in a long fancy red dress with samurai swords on it, red gem earrings, and a necklace with red gems on it.

And Chronoa was dressed in a long fancy purple dress with the symbol of The Kais on it, blue gem earrings, and a necklace with blue gems on it.

Lincoln: Shall we be on our way, girls?

Kasumi Tendo: Of course, Linky.

Lincoln took the girls by the arms, and they head to the fancy Italian restaurant, located in the north of Gotham Royal York. Once they arrived, they saw just how fancy this place is, and it definitely beat the now-demolished Pasta Bowl by a mile in terms of the delicious food and classy atmosphere, and it also drove Ophelia Shroud, who's still in a straitjacket and chained to a wall, even more insane.

Lincoln: Wow, this place sure is quite fancy.

Dew Gayl: You said it, Linky, and from what I heard from Nico, the food and atmosphere here is quite amazing.

Litchi Faye Ling: And from what I heard, the success of the restaurant has also driven the imprisoned Ophelia Shroud even more insane.

Ruby Rose: She deserves it for her crimes.

Lincoln: You said it, Ruby.

Lincoln and the girls sat at the table, and ordered their food. Then, a few minutes later, their food has arrived, and it was professionally made by the chefs who work there. Then, as soon as Lincoln took a bite, his eyes went wide open.

Lincoln: Wow, this is amazing.

The girls did the same thing, and they had the same look in their eyes. Then, as they finished, Lincoln and the girls paid for the food, and left the restaurant. Then, they came back, and they told us how their date was, and we were surprised by what they told us.

Lynn Sr.: I'm glad you and the girls had an amazing night, champ.

Lincoln: Thanks, Dad.

May: Now, I know where we're going when we go out.

Nico: You said it, honey.

Lincoln: Plus, you can also bring your family with you, as well.

Me: Wow, so it's also a family-friendly restaurant, as well, too? Awesome!

Then, we were going to get ready for our next mission.


As we were watching TV, Sarah came in and she was frantic.

Sarah (EENE): Guys! Someone vandalized Rolf's house!

We went down to take a look and to our shock we saw Rolf's house totally vandalized! It was covered in rotten fruit, vegetables, meats and eggs and it had spray painted messages. They said "Agnes Skinner and Marge Simpson were here" and "Eddy is a No Neck Chump." We were looking at how Rolf's house was vandalized

ROLF WAS READY TO BLOW HIS STACK AS HE HAD HIS MUSCLES FLEXED! HE LOOKED LIKE HE WAS ABOUT TO RIP SOMEONES HEAD OFF!

Patsy Smiles: Rolf, calm down. It's not worth it.

Rolf: (clearly angry) This crime will not go unpunished! Rolf will teach those witches a lesson!

Eddy: Count me in too, stretch! At least I won't be the one beaten up by a fish.

Me: Why bother?

Maria: What are you talking about?

Me: I've had it up to here with Agnes and Marge. After what those two did in the past, they can burn in Hell!

Eli: I don't like them either bro.

Rolf: POPPYCOCK! Rolf will not do nothing while the vandalizers of Rolf's house go unpunished!

Eddy: Besides, this will teach them a lesson on how it feels to be beaten up for crimes they didn't committ!

Me: (Gets mad) You know what? If you guys want to waste them on two fucked up women, be my guest! (starts to walk away)

May: Where are you going?

Me: I'm going inside to break something. Have fun with your wild goose chase! (goes inside the estate)

Ben: (sighs) C'mon, Eddy. I'll go with you and Rolf to fully heal Agnes and Marge before your duel.

Eddy: Thanks Ben.

In the estate, I was just sitting down and watching TV.

Me: (To the viewers) When I say break something I meant just watch TV and let it sooth me.

At the Gotham Royal York Insane Asylum, Marge and Agnes were taken from their cells by Ben as Alien X. Alien X just healed Agnes and Marge.

Marge: About time you healed us!

Rolf: You dare talk back to Rolf after your act of vandalism?!

Agnes: What the Hell are you talking about?

Eddy: What Rolf means is that me and Him challenge you two to a duel for vandalizing his house.

Marge: SAY WHAT?!

Rolf: Prepare yourselves, as honor will be hours!

With that, Rolf and Eddy leave.

Alien X: Be there or be square! (sheepishly) That's how you say it, right?

Agnes: That's right.

Alien X: Good.

Rolf is prepared and angry. He is rolling a round stone back and forth in his teeth before spitting it out. Lockdown picks up a chest and offers it to Agnes and Marge.

Lockdown: Okay. Choose your weapons. Just be glad they're not mine.

Agnes: What? More fish?

Rolf: CHOOSE!

Agnes and Marge each chose a fish at random.

Maria: This is gonna be awesome! (pulls out a camcorder)

Eddy: Anything to say before we begin?

Lightning flashes, thunder crashes, and red clouds roll in over the duel.

Marge: Um, would it be so hard to ask you two to lighten up?

Shadows envelop the site of the duel.

May: You okay, honey?

Nico: Just wondering if it's worth it to hate those two anymore.

Agnes: [on her knees] Okay, what? I'm sorry, okay? I'm sorry I treated Seymour like a failure!

Marge: And I'm sorry I treated my own family like crap! Are you happy now?!

Rolf: If this is true, have you brought the Cupcakes of Sorriness?

Agnes: (surprised) What?! (looks at us)

Bart: Don't look at us. I would've forgived you two if you brought cupcakes!

Poromon: BEGIN!

TEST YOUR MIGHT! TEST YOUR MIGHT! TEST YOUR MIGHT! TEST YOUR MIGHT!

MORTAL KOMBAT!

They got to fighting!

SMASH! BLAM! BAM! CRASH BAM! CRACK! THWACK! BAM!

Rolf and Eddy bashed and pulverized them all over with their fish as they were using them like mace clubs and they were REALLY SMASHING THEM INTO PULP!

BLAM! BIFF! SMASH!

The fight was brutal!

The fight was not gonna stop until Marge and Agnes had EVERY FUCKING BONE IN THEIR BODIES BROKEN AND THAT THEY SMELLED GOOD ENOUGH FOR THE CATS TO EAT!

Homer: KILL THAT FUCKING BITCH! KILL HER! KILL HER!

Skinner: YEAH KILL HER!

KRASMASH! KRABLAM! BLAM!

Papi: They're not even putting up a fight!

Agnes: [clinging to the log] C'mon, Rolf, I said we were–[Rolf's fish catches the side of her face] –sorry.

Eddy and Rolf picks up the two dazed former Springfield Citizens

Marge: Is it over?

Rolf: In a duel, two contestants must fight. Or in this case, four. Why do you not fight us?

Agnes: Oh. Is it our turn?

Eddy: Hit us, you big chickens!

Marge: Fine then! (hits Eddy with fish)

Eddy: (feels his hit cheek) Ok. I admit that was a nice shot. Now, here's mine!

KRABLAM!

He smashed her face in and busted her skull to dust and smashed her down.

Poromon: ROLF AND EDDY WIN!

Homer: Wait. It's over?

Eddy: Yep. It's over.

Alien X: We just wanted them to know how it feels to be beaten up for crimes they didn't commit.

With that, Alien X heals Marge and Agnes.

Rolf: Come, join Rolf with the traditional Eels of Forgiveness. Pull out your pants, everyone.

Skinner: (pulls out pants) Mother, you and Marge are in enough trouble as it is. Just swallow your pride and accept the eels. (shudders) No matter how slimy they are!

Nico: (QUIVERS) They feel funny.

May was laughing because of how they tickled her.

Marge and Agnes complied.

The eels were squirming around in their bloomers.

Edd: "Ed, are you enjoying this?"

Ed: [scratching himself] "I feel weird, guys. I think I'm allergic to eels."

[Purple lumps pop out all over his skin, and his face turns remarkably fish-like. The rest of his body follows.]

Eddy: "FISH FACE!" [Eddy tries to run away, but is unable to because of his overstuffed trousers. Edd faints on sight.]

Ed: "Can somebody scratch my scales?"

Agnes: If you think this changes anything-

Nico: No. I realize that you two might not ever be friends with us. But we can't waste our lives hating you two anymore. So, I forgive you two. Even if J.D. doesn't. (holds out hand)

Realizing that this is closest to peace they'll get, Agnes and Marge sighed and shook my hand.

Marge: We better be free to go.

Huffer: Of course you two are. You two don't go after us. We don't go after you.

They went back to the Mental Hospital.

Nico: Lets go shower before we go on our next mission.

They went back to the Estate and showered and Ed was given an anti-allergy shot for eels.

Wildfly: Nico, it's your turn to lead today. And I'm very proud of you for this morning.

Nico: Thanks Wildfly.

Me: I am too.

Nico: Look J.D. you can't let your anger towards Marge and Agnes consume you.

Me: I know Nico. But it's just that I can't ever forgive those two for everything they did. Especially after how Marge stabbed you in the stomach like that.

Erica: SHE DID WHAT!?

Me: Oh right you don't know about this. Marge stabbed Nico in the stomach in one of our Zombie Apocalypse Survival Missions last year.

Erica: I WILL KILL HER FOR THIS!

Missy: SAVE SECONDS FOR ME!

Nico: Calm down girls! J.D. I know you're upset about that but you have to forgive them.

Me: Why should I?

Nico: Because it's the right thing to do.

Wolf, Killer Shrike, Captain Boomerang, Crimson Dynamo, Lady Shiva, Billy Numerous, Deker, Vexen, Diabolico, and Sportsmaster then appeared.

Wolf: Hey, guys. When J.D.'s done acting like the Joker and Luthor, can me, Killer Shrike, Captain Boomerang, Crimson Dynamo, Lady Shiva, Billy Numerous, Deker, Vexen, Diabolico, and Sportsmaster go with you guys?

Nico: Yes you can. But don't use that comparison again.

Wolf: Sorry.

Nico: J.D. I know what they did was terrible but you got to let it go.

Me: Nico I can't forgive them for everything they did. How can I just let Marge and Agnes be forgiven after everything they did to Homer and the kids and even Skinner for what they did!? Marge still wants to kill Homer and Agnes has never shown a single ounce of respect towards her own son for his services in the war! You think I can just forgive them for everything they did!? They hurt you and that crossed the line!

Missy: I wouldn't either. What they did to Nico must've been bad.

Me: It was. Especially during the 20 Days of Darkness. I can't just let them be forgiven and slide it under the rug as if it never happened. What Marge and Agnes had done is unforgivable. I'm sorry but I can't forgive them for their crimes.

Nico: (Puts his hand on my shoulder) I know how you feel J.D. I know how you feel. What they did is terrible. And I understand how you feel. But like you I have to swallow my pride and let it go. Sure what they did was awful but I have forgiven them. I know it's gonna take some time for you to forgive them but just give it some thought.

Me: (Sniffles) Okay.

Itachi: Oh, Nico, today's the day that you lead.

Nico: I know, Itachi. I just told you.

Sherlock Hound: (British Accent) That's right, after your battle with the traitor, Sentinel Prime, you and J.D. had made a leadership system, and on even days, you'll lead the team, and on odd days, J.D. will lead the team.

Nico: That's right, Sherlock Hound. And I have the mission for us, we're going to help the Muppets take down Long John Silver and his crew!

Me: From Muppet Treasure Island, oh man, I saw that movie long ago, and it was both awesome and funny.

Kermit: So, we're going after Long John Silver and his crew. No doubt he'll be wanting payback on us for beating him.

Nico: That's right, Kermit. But, we're ready for those pirates.

Sherlock Hound: (British Accent) Oh, before we go, I have to do something real quick.

Sherlock Hound made a miniature Black Rose Dragon, and it flew towards Akiza Izinski, and then, in a flash of red light and rose petals, Akiza Izinski now had a Black Rose Dragon emblazoned on her forehead, and this surprised us.

Nico: Whoa, that's impressive. Sherlock Hound, would you like to explain this surprise?

Sherlock Hound: (British Accent) Certainly, Commander. You see, we might have some trouble when we face Long John Silver and his crew, and it's from someone that the Signers and The Dark Signers, namely Carly Atlas and Misty Tredwell, know and hate all too well.

When Sherlock Hound said that, we knew exactly who he was talking about.

Nico: Sayer?! You're saying that we might also run into him when we're going after Long John Silver and his crew?!

Sherlock Hound: (British Accent) Precisely, Commander Nico. After Sayer died from the massive heart attack from the stress and anger, combined with seeing Misty Tredwell's little brother, Toby Tredwell, whom J.D. brought back from the dead after you dealt with King Sandy, his spirit wasn't sealed into The Book of Vile Darkness or sent to The Warp, and if he's so much as found a Dark Orb or worse, a Number Card, it'll bring him back from the dead, and he'll want one thing: revenge on The Signers, The Dark Signers, and all of Team Loud Phoenix Storm and The Masters of Evil.

We gasped at what Sherlock Hound just told us about the possibility of Sayer returning from the dead to seek revenge on us.

Sherlock Hound: (British Accent) And if Sayer shows up, please allow me to face him. I know that all of you want to rip him to shreds for what he's done, but I want to be the one to end his life and send his soul to The Further forever.

Nico saw the determination in Sherlock Hound's eyes, and he confirmed his intentions.

Nico: (Smiles) Okay then, Sherlock Hound, Sayer is all yours when he shows up.

Sherlock Hound: (British Accent) Thank you, Commander Nico. I promise, I won't let him leave here alive.

Nico: Now, that's what I like to hear.

Dr. Watson: (British Accent) Good heavens, old boy, are you sure about this?

Sherlock Hound: (British Accent) Of course, Watson, I intend to make sure that Sayer pays for all of his crimes.

Nico: Good. Now for our mission. First we're going to watch Muppet Treasure Island.

We got to watching the movie.


Jim Hawkins is a young orphan who lives in an inn in England with his best friends Gonzo and Rizzo. Jim listens to Billy Bones' tales about the pirate Captain Flint, who buried his treasure trove on a remote island and executed his crew so only he would own the island's map. One night, Bones' crewmate Blind Pew arrives, giving Bones the black spot. Just before dying of a heart attack, Bones gives Jim the treasure map and begs him to go after the treasure and keep both it and the map safe from pirate hands, especially one with a peg leg. Just then, an army of pirates attack the inn, destroying it, but Jim, Gonzo, and Rizzo escape with the map.

The trio takes the map to the half-wit Squire Trelawney (Fozzie Bear), who arranges a voyage to find the treasure. The boys are enlisted aboard the Hispaniola as cabin boys, accompanied by Trelawney, Dr. Livesey (Bunsen Honeydew), and Beaker. The ship is commanded by Captain Abraham Smollett (Kermit the Frog) and his overly strict first mate, Mr. Arrow (Sam Eagle). The boys meet the cook Long John Silver, a one-legged man whom Bones warned them of, but Jim and Silver become good friends. The ship sets sail, but Smollett is suspicious of the crew, believing them to be of shady character. After Gonzo and Rizzo are kidnapped and tortured by three of the crew who have turned out to be pirates, he has the treasure map locked up for safe keeping.

It is revealed that Silver and the secret pirates in the crew had been part of Flint's crew and want the treasure for themselves. Silver fools Mr. Arrow into leaving the ship to test out a rowboat, says he drowned, and has his minions steal the map during Arrow's memorial service. Jim, Gonzo, and Rizzo discover Silver's treachery and inform Smollett. Arriving at Treasure Island, Smollett orders the entire crew save the officers to go ashore, planning to keep himself and non-pirate crew aboard the ship and abandon the pirates on the island. However, his plan falls through when it is discovered that Silver has kidnapped Jim to have leverage against the captain. On the island, Silver invites Jim to join them in the treasure hunt using his late father's compass. When Jim refuses, Silver forcibly takes the compass from him. Smollett, Gonzo, and Rizzo land on the island in an effort to rescue Jim. However, unbeknownst to them, Silver had hidden a squad of pirates aboard the Hispaniola before leaving, and they capture the ship in Smollett's absence. On the island, Smollett and the rest of the landing party are captured by the native tribe of pigs, where Smollett reunites with his jilted lover Benjamina Gunn (Miss Piggy), the tribe's queen.

The pirates find that the cave in which Flint hid the treasure is empty, leading to a brief mutiny against Silver. Silver reveals that, even though he is a pirate, he cares for Jim and allows him to escape. After reprimanding the crew from using a page from the Bible to deliver a death sentence, Silver and his crew capture Smollett and Benjamina. Smollett is hung from a cliff to fall to his death. In an effort to save Smollett, Benjamina reveals the treasure is hidden in her house, but when she spits out a kiss from Silver, he hangs her off the cliff as well. Jim rescues his friends and with Mr. Arrow (who is revealed to be alive), the group regains control of the Hispaniola, and rescue Smollett and Benjamina. The group engages the pirates in a sword fight until only Silver is left standing, but he surrenders when he finds himself outnumbered. While the pirates are imprisoned, Silver discovers he still has Mr. Arrow's keys and tries to escape with the treasure. Jim confronts him and threatens to give his position away, while Silver draws his pistol. In a tearful standoff, neither can bring themselves to follow their threats and Jim allows Silver to leave as long as they never cross paths again, much to their disappointment. Silver rows away, but not before returning Jim's compass to him and complimenting his kind heart. However, Mr. Arrow informs Jim and Smollett that the boat Silver used was not seaworthy, and Silver is stranded on the island with no gold.

The crew of the Hispaniola sails away into the sunset, but not before sending some scuba-diving rat tourists to recover the treasure from the sea, ending the film.


When the movie was done we cheered wildly.

Nico: That is always an awesome movie!

Lily: Yeah it was!

Me: Yep. But thank goodness this movie wasn't berated by bad criticism this time. It was because of a huge competition with Happy Gilmore and Broken Arrow.

Eli: I love those two movies.

Nico: I do too. Lets get the ship ready and set sail!

We went to the ship and did so. We set sail. We were on the high seas.

LJS: This isn't Treasure PLanet. It's just Treasure Island.

Fuse Man: We know, Silver. You stay close to us at all times so we don't confuse you for the pirate we're gonna take out.

LJS: Good thinking lads.

Nico: Thanks. But this takes place in the 17th Century. This is gonna be so awesome.

Eli: It sure is.

Gonzo: I'm looking forward to this.

Nico: Me too.

Sportsmaster: Is there anyone new that can help us here?

Nico: We'll find out. But from the looks of things we're going to go for the treasure first.

Eli: I sense that the treasure is right there. (Points to an island)

We saw Treasure Island!

Laney: LAND HO!

Nico: Wow!

Mason Brown: All right. Let's keep our eyes peeled.

Avior: Treasure Planet had traps. This island won't be any different.

Eli: I'll sense for any traps.

Nico: Okay. Drop anchor.

We dropped and anchor and flew to the island and we kept our eyes peeled for traps.

We went onto the island and it was a beautiful island but it was treacherous and we went into the jungle.

Killer Shrike: Hey, Wolverine. Can you sniff out any traps?

Wolverine: Let me see here.

He sniffed the ground and then came across some unusual sand.

Eli: I think I know what this is.

Eli fired a Force Blast and blew a cover off a pitfall!

Nico: A pitfall.

Laney: Look what it's lined with.

We saw that the bottom of the pit was lined with spikes and skeletons were skewered through some of them.

Nico: Geez!

Lana: Whoa! Nice job Logan.

Wolverine: Thanks.

Thunderblast: Wait. Who's that over there? She looks like Sly.

Nico: Lets see.

Brittney looked and she recognized her!

Brittney: Whoa! That's Sly's Caribbean Pirate ancestor Henriette "One-Eye" Cooper!

Nico: Whoa! That's so cool that we're seeing one of Sly's ancestors.

Sly Cooper: It sure is and it's an honor to see her.

We went over to her.

Shiva: Excuse me. Are you Henriette Cooper?

Henriette Cooper: That's right. And you must be the famous Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Nico: We sure are.

Henriette saw Sly.

Henriette Cooper: Judging from the cane and attire, you are a Cooper.

Sly Cooper: I'm your descendant Sly. I'm from the 21st Century.

Brittney: You are known for stealing from pirates while sailing the seas.

Qin: That is amazing.

Erica: Boy it sure is.

Meta Knight: (to me) Isn't Henriette looking as beautiful as ever?

Me: She sure is and Henriette is known as the Lone Female of Sly's ancestry.

Brittney: Yep.

Henriette Cooper: I'm honored that you all know about me.

Brittney: It's not just you Henriette. We know a lot about the Cooper Line and all that. The Cooper family has over 12,000 years of history behind it.

Erica: Wow! 12,000 years of history!? That's incredible!

Missy: That is amazing! Sly your family has to be the longest ancestral line of thieves in the history of mankind.

Sly Cooper: My family has been stealing from criminals for many generations.

Nico: Ever since 10,000 B.C.

Eli: Wow!

Erica: That's incredible.

Keiichiro: (smiles at Kairi Yano) Reminds me of a certain Phantom Thief I know.

Crimson Dynamo: Make that 3 Phantom Thieves. 4 if you count Noel.

Me: Well Arsene Lupin has an ancestry that is nowhere near as long as the Cooper Clan.

Keiichiro: That's true.

Nico: But lets not forget that like the Lupin Line, they too had many enemies.

Me: Yep. But the most ruthless and most evil of them all is someone that we have faced before.

Missy: Who is that?

Me: CLOCKWERK!

THUNDERCLAP THUNDERCLAP! THUNDERCLAP! THUNDERCLAP! THUNDERCLAP!

Erica: Whoa! Who is Clockwerk?

Me: You would hate this guy Erica.

I went over his history.


Clockwerk is the main antagonist in Sly Cooper series, serving as the overarching antagonist in Sly 2 and the founder and mastermind behind The Fiendish Five. A large owl who resided in Russia, Clockwerk replaced his entire body with advanced machinery in the hopes to wipe out the Cooper line out of jealousy for their reputation as master thieves. He is the arch-nemesis of Sly Cooper and the entire Cooper Clan as a whole.

After his defeat at the hands of Sly, Clockwerk's body was rendered into pieces, which were then stolen by the KLAWW Gang and then put back together by Arpeggio to make himself immortal, only to be stolen by Neyla, who merged with Clockwerk's body herself and became Clock-La.

He was voiced by Ross Douglass.

Origins

Clockwerk was born thousands of years ago as a Eurasian Eagle-owl (he may have been born in the Ice Age as Clockwerk was sighted there in Thieves in Time). No information is given of his family, real name, or early life. What is known is that, at some point, he learned of the thieving Cooper Clan and was overcome with jealousy and hate for their great fame. Due to this burning hate, he vowed to wipe out the entire Cooper blood-line, but knew that he had live much longer than most to pull it off. To that end, he resorted to replacing his own mortal body with soulless machinery, effectively turning himself into a robot that was powered by his own hatred (how such advanced technology was acquired back then is still a mystery). He also installed a "Hate Chip" that would allow his mechanical frame to exist forever as long as his hatred remained.

After completing his transformation, Clockwerk went on to hunt down various members of the Cooper Clan throughout the ages, including Slytunkhamen I in Ancient Egypt, Rioichi in Feudal Japan, Tennessee Kid in the Wild West and Otto van Cooper in WW1 Europe. He also crossed paths with Henriette "One Eyed" Cooper and her pirate crew out at sea. He used his hypnotic eyes to transfix most of the men aboard in his gaze, but Henrietta herself was unaffected because she only had one eye, allowing her to man the ship and escape. He used various tricks to gain the upper hand on the Coopers, such as using their compassion for others, but they always managed to thwart his efforts. Its unknown if he actually managed to kill any of the Coopers.

Modern Era

In more recent years, Clockwerk eventually realized that he could never destroy the Cooper clan on his own, so he sought out the most infamous criminals in the world to find his allies. These included the pirating machinist, Sir Raleigh, the hulking gangster, Muggshot, the vicious voodoo priestess, Mz. Ruby and the pyromaniacal demolitionist, Panda King. Together, they formed the Fiendish Five with Clockwerk as their leader.

Clockwerk in the opening cutscene of Sly Cooper and the Thevious Raccoonus.
Clockwerk then discovered the location of the current Cooper patriarch, Conner and his family. He led his cohorts in an ambush on the very night that Conner's son, Sly was to inherit the Thievious Racoonus, an ancient book passed down the Cooper line to teach the newer generations of their ancestors' thieving techniques. Though Connor fought valiantly, the Fiendish Five overpowered him, with Clockwerk himself dealing the final blow to both him and his wife as their son watched helplessly from a closet. After slaying Sly's parents, the Fiendish Five then ransacked the house until they found the Thievous Racoonus inside a safe behind a family portrait, much to Sly's horror. Upon which, each member tore out multiple pages from the book until all that remained was the binder. He also knew of Sly's existence, but rather than slay him as well and finally end the Cooper bloodline, Clockwerk chose to let him live, but only so that it would prove to the world that he, along with any future generations of his family, were nothing without their ancestral book to guide them.

After the raid, Clockwerk and his gang split up so that they could commit more villainy across the world. Clockwerk himself settling into the Krakarov Volcano in Russia as his secret base of operations. There, he built a deadly fortress within the heart of the volcano where he developed several sinister inventions, such as robo-falcons and fire slugs to serve as his security forces. Keeping in tabs with his old team, he provided them with some of his creations, such as hover-blasters. For unknown reasons, he also designed a massive death-ray which bore his image. The authorities knew very little about him, as they only had a few unclear photos of him to go by.

However, his decision to let Sly live would come back to haunt him, as murdering his parents and taking his birthright did not break his spirit. At the orphanage Sly ended up, he met his best friends and future partners-in-crime, Bentley and Murray. Together, they formed their own team, the Cooper Gang, in order to take down the Fiendish Five and retrieve the pages of the Thievious Raccoonus.

Sly Cooper and the Thievious Raccoonus

The Cold Heart of Hate

After stealing files of the Fiendish Five from Interpol, as well as escaping Inspector Carmelita Fox (who Sly had feelings for), they began taking down the members one-by-one until Clockwerk himself remained, and Bentley was able to discover his location by studying the metal on the hover-blasters. On their way the volcano to face to murderer of his parents, Sly studied the photos from the pages he recovered from the Five and saw a large, shadowy owl-like figure that resembled police images of Clockwerk stalking his ancestors, making him suspicious. Carmelita Fox also made her way to the volcano via jet-pack to possibly catch both Clockwerk and the Cooper Gang, but ended up captured herself and used as bait for a trap he set for Sly, as he likely knew of the romantic feelings he had for her, but not before she stashed her jet-pack atop Clockwerk's death-ray.

With help from Otto Octavius' page in the Thievious Raccoonus, the Cooper Gang were able to build a turret atop their van, which they used to shoot their way into Clockwerk's lair and past his defenses, including his death-ray, until it was destroyed by Murray's carelessness. Murray did make up for it by getting through the next area by smashing up enough computers before the fire-slugs could, allowing them to access the control room for the death-ray.

With help from Otto Octavius' page in the Thievious Raccoonus, the Cooper Gang were able to build a turret atop their van, which they used to shoot their way into Clockwerk's lair and past his defenses, including his death-ray, until it was destroyed by Murray's carelessness. Murray did make up for it by getting through the next area by smashing up enough computers before the fire-slugs could, allowing them to access the control room for the death-ray.

After reaching the control room, Sly spotted Carmelita, who was being held prisoner in a gas-chamber. Knowing that he had to save her, Sly sneaked past Clockwerk's defenses and made his way into the chamber, but as soon as he did, the door snapped shut behind him, trapping him as well. Upon seeing him, Carmelita immediately assumed that he was the one who imprisoned her, to which Sly denied, and that's when Clockwerk sprung his trap, unleashing deadly gas to liquidate Sly's brain while mocking the Cooper Clan's compassionate ways. Luckily, Bentley hacked into Clockwerk's security mainframe and stopped the gas, thus saving Sly's life. He and Carmelita then decide to form a temporary alliance to defeat the evil owl once and for all. She even helped him retrieve his cane after it was taken by a robo-falcon by shooting at enemies and getting rid of obstacles with her shock pistol, and also allowed him to borrow her jet-pack.

A Strange Reunion

After retrieving Carmelita's jet-pack from atop Clockwerk's death-ray before it sunk into the lava, Sly then finally confronted his parents' murderer face-to-face after so many years. The old bird stated how remarkable it was that Sly managed to escape his gas-champer as well as destroy his death-ray, just as his ancestors managed to foil him before. This statement allowed Sly to deduce that it truly was Clockwerk stalking his forefathers in the old photos in the Thievious Raccoonus and demanded to know exactly how old Clockwerk was, to which he replied, "perfection had no age". Sly asked if he was immortal, and Clockwerk explained that he has survived for centuries by feeding off his ages-long grudge against the Cooper Clan until he can finally eliminate them for good.

Soon after this conversation, their fight begins, with Clockwerk shooting atomic bullets at Sly as they both soared through the sky over a lake of magma where Clockwerk's lair once was. The missiles from Carmelita's jet-pack were normally ineffective against Clockwerk's metallic body, but the inspector helped out by using her shock-pistol to shoot gaps into his armor, allowing Sly to damage him significantly. After shooting out Clockwerk's right wing, this caused him to to spin out of control and land into the lava, though he was able rise up again by replacing his talons with jet-boosters.

Sly then questioned why Clockwerk allowed him to live on the night he killed his parents and stole the Thievious Raccoonus, which would have accomplished his goal of destroying the Cooper line. Clockwerk answered that it was to prove that the Coopers were nothing without their book, but he was rebuked by Sly, who believed that it was great thieves who created the Thievious Raccoonus and not the other way around. Angered by Sly's confidence and sentiment, Clockwerk ended their argument by stating that he will finish off Sly just as he did with his father, and once that is done, the Cooper Clan will finally be no more and he will be the only true master thief in the whole world.

Clockwerk begins attacking again by shooting off radioactive rings, which Sly dodges by going through them. Once again, Carmelita helps out by blasting weak spots into Clockwerk's armor. Then after shooting out his left wing, Clockwerk once again fell into the boiling lava before. Bentley warns Sly that Clockwerk's robotic body has a self-repair system and that he must quickly get to Clockwerk's head and destroy it to end the fight for good. Sly manages to make it past Clockwerk's defenses and land on his back, and the mechanical owl's head disconnects from the body with its own boosters to look at his foe one last time. Sly starts chipping away at Clockwerk's defenseless face with his cane, but then with his last breath, Clockwerk arrogantly shouts out that he is superior and that Sly will never be rid of him no matter what. In response, Sly knocks his head away completely into the lava, which stops the rest of his body from moving.

With Clockwerk defeated and the final page of the Thievious Raccoonus retrieved from his claw, Sly considered his parents avenged. He and his gang then make their exit from the volcano, leaving Clockwerk's remains literally in pieces floating in the lava. But as they leave, one of Clockwerk's eyes begins glowing with extreme hate, indicating that his feud with the Cooper Clan was not over yet.

Sly 2: Band of Thieves

2 years after Clockwerk's apparent death, the parts from his mechanical corpse were retrieved from the volcano and placed in the Museum of Natural History in Cairo, Egypt. Upon learning this, Sly and his gang set off to steal the parts, fearing that Clockwerk could somehow revive unless the parts were destroyed completely. However, the parts were taken beforehand by the KLAWW Gang to use in their various plans, forcing Sly to hunt them down one-by-one to retrieve the parts. This included the furious forger, Dimitri Lousteau, who used Clockwerk's tail-feathers as indestructible printing plates for his counterfeiting scheme, the tyrannical spice-trader, Rajan, who used the wings as a status symbol and the heart for increasing spice production, the hypnotist and corrupt jailer, Contessa, who used the eyes to increase her hypnotic abilities, and the rough transporter, Jean Bison, who used the lungs and stomach to endlessly power his trains and the talons for clearing out forests.

The KLAWW Gang's chief inventor and mastermind behind the heist, Arpeggio, however, had his own plan to put the Clockwerk frame back together so that he can merge with it and become immortal. So he had his protege and undercover agent at Interpol, Neyla, to use the Cooper Gang to steal the parts from the other gang members for him until he decided to let Neyla throw them all in prison so she could retrieve the parts by herself. He also planned to use the KLAWW Gang's individual expertises to force the people of Paris into a mad frenzy so that their collective hate can power the Hate Chip, thus ensuring his new immortality.

Despite having recovered most of the parts in the long-run, the Cooper Gang lost all of them to Jean Bison when he managed to capture them. He then sold all the parts to Arpeggio, allowing him to carry out his plan of rebuilding Clockwerk.

Anatomy for Disaster
Upon making his way onto Arpeggio's blimp, Sly attempted to keep Clockwerk from being reassembled by reversing the magnets holding him together, but this had the opposite effect and the parts were finally locked into place. After explaining his nefarious scheme to Cooper, Arpeggio then attempted to merge with Clockwerk like he planned, but was then betrayed by Neyla, who took the body for herself and murdered her former mentor. She then flew off with her new body, boldly proclaiming that "Clock-La" was born.

Clock-La then began stalking Arpeggio's blimp for the Cooper Gang, keeping herself aloft by drawing power from the engines. With little time before they reached Paris, the heroes worked fast to disable the engines in order to weaken her. Then just like before, Sly and Carmelita teamed up to take down the evil bird; this time with a helicopter. As Carmelita flew the chopper, Sly manned the turret to fire at Clock-La as she fired missiles and radioactive rings. After receiving enough damage, Clock-La crash-landed into the blimp's main engine, causing the entire base to fall apart. Enraged, she then discovers Bentley and Murray's secret hideout and grabs it with her talons, carrying it to who knows where.

Showdown with Clock-La

Sly makes his way to Clock-La by jumping on and off the blimp's falling debris. During this, she mentions the Hate Chip, which Bentley overhears. Upon Sly reaching Clock-La, she mentions that while she doesn't have immortality that the blimp was going to provide her, she does a feel a great power growing within her, which is likely the original Clockwerk's essence taking control. She then attempts to attack by firing her eye-lasers, but Sly avoids them and begins swatting her eyes, blinding her and causing her to spin out of control again onto an island in the River Seine.

The Cooper Gang prematurely celebrate their victory before Clock-La regains consciousness and begins reconstructing herself while summoning lasers for defense. Remembering the Hate Chip she mentioned before, Bentley deduces that they can truly win if they remove it. So Murray makes his way to Clock-La's beak and pries it open, revealing a hologram of Neyla's face professing her absolute hatred for the Cooper Gang, which matched Clockwerk's hatred for the Cooper Family. Bentley then used his bombs to blow out the lasers protecting her, which makes Neyla's face disappear, allowing him to remove the Hate Chip from Clockwerk's head. Bentley warns his friends that Clock-La will explode soon, but just before he can leave the mouth, the beak slams shut on him, crippling him permanently. Murray manages to open the beak again and carry him to safety before Clock-La blows into pieces again.

After the battle, Sly and his crew looked on as the Clockwerk parts remained undamaged from the resulting explosion. Carmelita appears and was angry about missing out on the fight, so Sly gives her the Hate Chip to take her anger out on. She then drops the chip to the ground and steps on it, crushing it into dust. Without the chip's power, time finally started to catch up with the ancient owl and the parts began disintegrating before the heroes' eyes, symbolizing that Clockwerk, along with Neyla, were finally vanquished for good.

Sly 3: Band of Thieves

While Clockwerk was truly deceased, the ramifications of the Cooper Gang's final battle with him would haunt them forever, as Bentley would never walk again after being paralyzed by the bird's beak. Murray ultimately blamed himself for not being strong enough to save him and left the team, eventually coming onto the tutelage of a mystical Guru in the Australian outback. However, Bentley made up for his handicap by building a hi-tech wheelchair that would actually provided better maneuverability than his legs ever did. And when they met again in Venice, Bentley made it clear that he did not blame Murray in the slightest for his current condition, and thus Murray was able to heal from his shame and rejoin the time.

Sly Cooper: Thieves in Time

Clockwerk has been seen in many locations throughout time in Thieves in Time watching Sly. He first appears in Japan, watching Sly and Riochi from a building. He later appears in the Wild West, watching the battle between Tennessee Kid and Toothpick's soldiers. He returns again in the Ice Age, monitoring Bob and appears in Medieval times and ancient Arabia. Clockwerk also appears in Bentley's dream, where he confronts the things he fears.

In the present day, Sly finds Clockwerk's eye, which was not destroyed along with him, revealing that Clockwerk still exists and is not gone for good.


When I was finished, everyone that hadn't heard about Clockwerk was shocked and horrified.

Erica: WHOA MAN!

Missy: He was able to live for so long because of jealousy and hatred towards the entirety of the Coooper Clan!? That's crazy!

Me: Yep. Hatred and jealousy towards the entire Cooper Clan was so powerful that he replaced his mortal body with machinery and it made him immortal.

Brittney: And powered by pure hatred. His heart was as black as night.

Nico: Yep and that makes him one kind of term.

Eli: Pure Evil Incarnate.

Nico: Yep.

Charge Man: Don't worry. Clockwerk's already been dealt with.

Crimson Dynamo: I remember that. I was there when you guys sent him to the Warp.

Me: Yep and we made sure there was nothing left of him.

Nico: He was able to survive for so long because of a chip that was the very source of his immortality.

Brittney: The Hate Chip. His life force was bound to the chip and when it was destroyed he disinitegrated into dust. 12,000 years caught up with him very fast.

Erica: Good riddance.

Marie Kosmodemyanskaya: (Russian Accent) He gives all owls everywhere a really bad name.

Simone: You're not kidding there.

Henriette Cooper: But you guys saved us all by destroying him forever.

Nico: It was Brittney and the Goths here that destroyed him the first time. Twice.

Crimson Dynamo: That was before the team was still starting out wasn't it?

Nico: Yeah and it was before I joined the team.

Me: I remember that.

Erica: Wow you guys have had a lot of adventures.

Eli: They sure have and it's amazing.

Arrietty: It's all amazing.

Eli: Yeah it sure is.

Nico: We've had a lot of really cool adventures.

Henriette Cooper: They sound interesting.

Captain Boomerang: (to Henriette) (Australian Accent) Look, I don't mean to rush you. But have you seen anyone else on this island?

Henriette Cooper: As a matter of fact yes. Over there.

We looked from the jungle and we saw LONG JOHN SILVER AND HIS CREW!

Nico: It's Long John Silver and his crew.

Eli: It's the one that has a cane and not machines. (To LJS) No offense.

LJS: None taken lad.

Nico: They are in for a rude surprise when they see that the treasure they are after is gone.

Stewie: Wait. I don't think we have the treasure already. And neither do they.

Henriette Cooper: Oh no?

She showed us a bag that was full of the treasure.

Nico: Wow.

Diabolico: (sighs in relief) For a minute, I thought we were too late!

Nico: Shh. Here they come.

We saw the pirates coming and then they saw the chest and they rushed over and opened it.

Pirate: IT'S GONE!

All they saw in the chest was Henriette Cooper's Calling Card: Her emblem of the Cooper Clan.

Charmcaster: (smirks) Why don't we let the traps take out some of them?

Brittney: And I know just the kind of magic.

Brittney used her black magic on the sand around the chest and turned the sand into quicksand and it sucked the pirates down.

Vexen: I think there's more then one trap here.

Nico: Yep and I see it right underneath them.

Laney: I got this.

Laney used her plant powers and then.

SNAG!

The pirates got caught in a snare trap.

Blizzard Man: Okay. Everyone just stay still and don't set off any traps!

Eli: Don't worry I got this.

Eli used the force and destroyed the traps around us and we were safe.

Nico: Whew. Nice save Eli.

Deker: (to Eddy) I don't think fish will work against the pirates. But you still did a good job with said fish this morning.

Eddy: Thanks Deker. I guess Skinner told you about the duel.

Deker: Yep.

Nico: Lets make our entrance guys.

We went at the pirates.

Long John Silver: Why whoever did this will be paying dearly!

KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion blasted above the pirates and then a phoenix cry was heard and the spirits of mercenaries from all over the galaxy swirled around it and converged and then we came out.

Nico: Long John Silver.

Long John Silver: So Team Loud Phoenix Storm has come.

Nico: To kill you.

The pirates got their swords out and they saw that they were all replaced with Rubber Chickens!? What the!?

Princess Rose was laughing.

Princess Rose: (laughs) I'm sorry. I can't help it. It's just so funny!

Nico: Yeah it was.

Rin Nohara: Looking for these?

Rin had their real swords with her.

They went for their guns and saw that they were bananas!?

Rin Nohara: I have your guns too.

Crew Muppet: You guys are such saps.

The 2 muppets of Silver's crew revealed that they were the ones that vandalized Rolf's home and framed Marge and Agnes.

Maria: Wait. If you guys disguised yourselves as Agnes and Marge, that means-

Rolf: Rolf unleashed his rage on two people innocent of that crime.

Animated Bumblebee: Don't beat yourself up too harshly, Rolf. I've been in your shoes.

Rolf: Really?

Animated Bumblebee: Yep.

Me: Ah screw that. Besides those two hags got what they deserved.

Eddy: Yeah they sure did. At least I wasn't on the receiving end of that this time.

Luan: That's true.

ROLF WAS ENRAGED!

Rolf: YOU WILL KNOW ROLF'S FURY FOR THIS DECEPTION!

Billy Numerous: Let me clone an army for us first!

Billy made 310 copies of himself.

Carmen: YEAH! Lets get them!

Rolf: YOU HAVE BROKEN THE CELERY STALK ON THE BACK OF A SEA URCHIN!

Rolf went at the pirates and the brutally smashed and pulverized the living shit out of them with extreme savagery and brutality!

KRABLAM KRASMASH KRABOOF! BLAM BIFF CRACK BAM BASH BIFF BAM!

Silver Samurai, Snake, Mole Man, LaGrange, Goliath, Gorilla Grodd, Calamitous, Atomic Skull, Skinner and Red X then appeared.

Nico: Silver Samurai, Snake, Mole Man, LaGrange, Goliath, Gorilla Grodd, Calamitous, Atomic Skull, Skinner and Red X.

Silver Samurai: This really is different from Treasure Planet.

William: It sure is. Especially since it's not in space.

Snake: (to Nico) Dude, I just want you to know that you did the right thing earlier.

Nico: Really?

Skinner: Of course! It's going to be a long time for me and my mother to reconcile. But I'm not wasting my time hating her anymore.

Nico: Good to know.

Mole Man: (to me) I heard you went to the World of Skylanders again.

Me: I sure did.

LaGrange: Where did you go this time?

Me: We went to Dragon's Peak and it was amazing. Sophie transformed there facing DeFoe.

Skinner: That guy again!? Doesn't he know when to quit?

Me: Obviously not.

?: Boy I can tell.

Turtlini and a new figure came out and it was SOILROID DORORIN from episode 39 of Gokaiger, the Japanese Version of Super Megaforce!


A brown colored earth-based giant produced alongside Woodroid Moririn after Basco fails to acquire the Megarangers' greater power. It is able to trap its opponents into a large pile of soil. Both Dororin and Moririn are destroyed by Kanzen GokaiOh.


Eli: Soilroid Dororin! I remember you! You and Woodroid Moririn were sent to get the treasure of the Megarangers.

Soilroid Dororin: That's right Eli. Good memory on you like J.D.

Eli: I never missed an episode.

William: Looks like you're yet another unadapted monster.

Soilroid Dororin: I know! I hope you guys don't mind that I can control soil.

Nico: Not at all. That is awesome.

Eli: It sure is.

Me: But it's a darn shame you weren't part of America's series. What a ripoff!

Soilroid Dororin: No kidding.

Turtlini: And it's gonna be awesome facing Missy.

Missy: Yeah it sure is!

Me: That shell of his is really strong and tough Missy. I fired a Kamehameha blast with only 1% of my power at it and it didn't even put a dent in it.

Missy: Whoa! That shell must be really tough.

Me: It sure is.

Turtleini: (to Missy) I figured since Soilroid Dororin is making an appearence, I'd tag along to battle you.

Missy: I had a feeling. This is gonna be awesome!

Nico: Yep. I can't wait to see how you fair against that shell of his.

Missy: After what J.D. told me about it, this is gonna be awesome.

Me: Yep.

Nico: Lets get the battles underway.

We did so.


Battle 1: Jayden, Sunset Shimmer, Pepperdance, Cayenne, Wallflower, Firecracker Burst, Pip-Squeak, Gusty the Great, Fire Skylanders, Fire Lori, Samurai Jack, Ashi, Slog and Wildfly VS Kenuichio Harada A.K.A. Silver Samurai - The Duel with Eddy, Rolf and Marge and Agnes


Silver Samurai was first.

Silver Samurai: (to Jayden) I am impressed with how Rolf and Eddy performed in their duel. Though I find them using fish to be... unorthodox.

Jayden: It was a pretty perplexing way to duel but I thought it was pretty cool.

Sunset Shimmer: Using fish as mace clubs was really funny but cool.

Pepperdance: (Cajun Accent) Ooowee! That was a great way to battle.

Cayenne: I thought it was funny and cool. I hope Agnes and Marge don't mind smelling like fish for a few days.

Wallflower: We can always sic those cats that caused the Casagrande's a lot of problems on them.

Firecracker Burst: Not a bad idea.

Pip-Squeak: (British Accent) Yeah those cats would love to have Marge and Agnes as scratching posts.

Gusty: I agree with you there Pip.

Sunburn: But we're proud of Eddy and Rolf.

Fire Lori: We all are.

Silver Samurai: That is interesting and did Rolf put eels down everyone's pants?

Jayden: He sure did. He calls it the Eels of Forgiveness.

Sunset Shimmer: It felt like everyone was wiggling around in jello.

They laughed.

Samurai Jack: Rolf may have some unusual customs but they are interesting.

Ashi: They sure are.

Silver Samurai: I think they are interesting though. Lets do it!

They fired waves of fire and energy and smashed him down.

Jayden: Victory is ours.

Sunset Shimmer: That was amazing!


Battle 2: Fiona, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Pickle & Barley Barrel, Magma Gloom, Flash Magnus, Air Skylanders, Air Lincoln, Kyurangers and Stella Zhau, Anko, Mia, Sea, Fuse Man and Spark Man VS Snake - How pissed I am at Marge and Agnes


Snake was next.

Snake: (to Fiona) I don't mean to question J.D. But he's kinda unnerving me on how he's pissed off at Marge and Skinner's mom.

Fiona: Sorry about that but Marge have done a lot of terrible things in the past. Marge stabbed Nico in the stomach and that really crossed the line.

Snake: Oh man. That's right I heard about that.

Raiinbow Dash: Yeah what she did was not cool.

Scootaloo: Yeah no kidding. She really has a lot of problems with her head.

Pickle Barrel: Yeah and what she did to Nico and everyone really was unconscionable.

Barley Barrel: Yeah no kidding. But for Agnes I can't help but feel sorry for her.

Magma Gloom: Yeah I may be a villain and have done some terrible things in the past but hurting someone like how Marge and Agnes have done is something I would never do.

Flash Magnus: Yeah and I don't blame J.D. for feeling that way against Marge and Agnes. I feel the same way J.D. does towards them.

Whirlwind: I do too. I can't believe Marge and Agnes are that way.

Air Lincoln: No kidding. You should have seen Erica and Missy's and Marie's reaction from when J.D. said that Nico got stabbed. They were just as pissed as J.D. was.

Snake: Boy I don't blame them. I'm sorry this had to happen to them.

Lucky: Yeah we were told everything about what happened in Springfield, Oregon and what happened during the 20 Days of Darkness and those Zombie Apocalypse Survival Missions. That must've been a really bad shock.

Garo: No kidding. That must've been awful.

Laney: It sure was.

Miia: No kidding. But thank goodness J.D. didn't stay to watch the duel otherwise he would have killed them.

Sea: Yeah he made the right call.

Anko: You got that right.

Stella Zhau: Thank goodness.

Snake: I'm glad too dudes. Lets do it dudes!

SEIZA CHANGE!

Kyurangers and Stella: STAR CHANGE!

They transformed!

Lucky: Super Star! Shishi Red!

Stinger: Poison Star! Sasori Orange!

Garo: Beast Star! Ookami Blue!

Balance: Trick Star! Tenbin Gold!

Champ: Ring Star! Oushi Black!

Naga: Silent Star! Hebitsukai Silver!

Hammie: Shinobi Star! Chameleon Green!

Raptor 283: Speed Star! Washi Pink!

Spada: Food Mei-Star! Kajiki Yellow!

Shou Ronpo: Dragon Ma-Star! Ryu Commander!

Kotara: Big Star! Koguma Skyblue!

Tsurugi: Space Bu-Star! Houou Soldier!

Lincoln: Bravery Star! Ramu White!

Lori: Maiden Star! Otome Aqua!

Leni: Pure Star! Tsuin Sea Foam Green!

Luna: Hard Star! Kani Lilac!

Sam S.L.: Flowing Star! Kawa Teal!

Luan: Royal Star! Joō Copper!

Eddy: Herd Star! Mure Mint!

Lynn: Hero Star! Tsuyoi Scarlet!

Lightning: Hunt Star! Kensaku Brown!

Lucy: Scavenger Star! Karasu Midnight Blue!

Rocky: Paradise Star! Hato Grey!

Laney: Graceful Star! Kurēn Tan!

Lana: Aqua Star! Māmeido Electric Blue!

Lola: Crown Star! Ōjo Neon Pink!

Lisa Loud: Science Star! Rokubungi Neon Green!

Dexter: Craft Star! Kamado Neon Orange!

Lily: Beauty Star! Kujaku Lavender!

Carlitos: Tropical Star! Ōhashi Neon Yellow!

Girl Jordan: Hydro Star! Mizu Ocean Blue!

Mollie: Sly Star! Kitsune Tiger Orange!

Clyde: Forest Star! Kentaurosu Forest Green!

Liam: Magic Star! Yunikōn Periwinkle!

Stella Zhau: Tall Star! Kirin Beige!

All: THE ULTIMATE SAVIORS! UCHU SENTAI KYURANGERS!

KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready!

Snake: WHOA! Stella you look great!

Lucky: LUCKY! Stella you look great! What constellation did you pick?

Stella Zhau: I chose Camelopardalis the Giraffe. I thought it was a cool one.

Fiona: It's a great choice for you Stella.

Snake: You said it dudes.

Lucky: Time to test your luck!

They fired waves of energy, wind, lightning and rainbows and smashed him down.

Fiona: ALL RIGHT!

Rainbow Dash: That was AWESOME!

Lucky: We will take back the galaxy.


Battle 3: Martian Manhunter, Fluttershy, Tree Hugger, Tornado Bolt, Mage Meadowbrook, Life Skylanders, Plant Lola, Zyuohgers, Liam, Ground Man, Drill Man, Mason Brown and Battletrap VS Mole Man - DeFoe coming back and how dangerous he is


Mole Man was next.

Mole Man: (to Martian Manhunter) I still can't believe a dangerous scumbag like DeFoe was able to come back!

Martian Manhunter: I can't believe it myself. But it's amazing that Sophie was able to transform and bring an end to him with the help of Mina and Meramon.

Fluttershy: That was so cool and I'm glad DeFoe is gone for good.

Tree Hugger: We all are dudes.

Tornado Bolt: Yeah what he did to J.D. and everyone around the world was unforgivable.

Mage Meadowbrook: You're not kidding there. But thank goodness we never have to see the Organization again.

Plant Lola: Yeah what they were doing is awful and horrible.

Yamato: They were gonna use the powers of the spirits and titans to destroy the world.

Liam: No kidding. What a bunch of heartless fiends.

Drill Man: Yeah and it's good that J.D. destroyed them before the team was assembled.

Mole Man: It sure was. By the way J.D. I don't blame you for getting pissed off at Marge and Agnes like that. I feel exactly the same way.

Me: I know. But I'm not ready to forgive them just yet.

Mole Man: Well just take your time. Lets do it!

Zyuohgers and Liam: WILD INSTINCT! AWAKEN!

AAHHHAAHHHAHAH WOOWOOWOWO!

We transformed!

Yamato: MONARCH OF THE OPEN SKIES! ZYUOH EAGLE!

Sela: MONARCH OF THE OPEN SEAS! ZYUOH SHARK!

Leo: MONARCH OF THE SAVANNA! ZYUOH LION!

Tusk: MONARCH OF THE DEEP FOREST! ZYUOH ELEPHANT!

Amu: MONARCH OF THE SNOW FIELDS! ZYUOH TIGER!

Misao: MONARCH OF THE WORLD! ZYUOH WORLD!

Bud: MONARCH OF THE BLUE SKIES! ZYUOH BIRD!

Me: MONARCH OF THE MOONLIT FOREST! ZYUOH WOLF!

Lincoln: MONARCH OF THE DARK CAVERNS! ZYUOH SNAKE!

Lori: MONARCH OF THE HIGH TREES! ZYUOH SQUIRREL!

Leni: MONARCH OF THE ARCTIC COLD! ZYUOH POLAR BEAR!

Luna: MONARCH OF THE SANDY BEACHES! ZYUOH CRAB!

Sam S.L.: MONARCH OF THE JUNGLE RIVERS! ZYUOH PIRANHA!

Luan: MONARCH OF THE FOREST POND! ZYUOH HERON!

Eddy: MONARCH OF THE FOREST UNDERGROUND! ZYUOH BADGER!

Lynn: MONARCH OF THE FAST PLAINS! ZYUOH CHEETAH!

Lightning: MONARCH OF THE FOREST TREES! ZYUOH RACCOON!

Lucy Loud: MONARCH OF THE DARK NIGHT! ZYUOH BAT!

Rocky: MONARCH OF THE NIGHT SKIES! ZYUOH OWL!

Laney: MONARCH OF THE FOREST SONG! ZYUOH ELK!

Lana: MONARCH OF THE FROZEN PLAINS! ZYUOH PENGUIN!

Lola: MONARCH OF THE DESERT PLAINS! ZYUOH COYOTE!

Lisa Loud: MONARCH OF THE TROPICAL RAINFOREST! ZYUOH TOUCAN!

Dexter: MONARCH OF THE NATIVE JUNGLE! ZYUOH INDRI!

Lily: MONARCH OF THE PATAGONIAN CHAPARRAL! ZYUOH ROADRUNNER!

Carlitos: MONARCH OF THE COLD MOUNTAINS! ZYUOH IBEX!

Girl Jordan: MONARCH OF THE ARCTIC SEAS! ZYUOH NARWHAL!

Missy: MONARCH OF THE MIDNIGHT DEEP! ZYUOH ANGLERFISH!

Mollie: MONARCH OF THE MOUNTAIN SKIES! ZYUOH CONDOR!

Clyde: MONARCH OF THE FARMLANDS! ZYUOH HORSE!

Liam: MONARCH OF THE MOUNTAIN ICE! ZYUOH MUSK OX!

All: DOUBUTSU SENTAI ZYUOHGER!

KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion went off behind us and we were ready!

Mole Man: AWESOME! Liam you look great as a Zyuohger and the Musk Ox is perfect for you.

Liam: Why thank y'all kindly.

Me: Musk Ox's have really thick fur that keeps them warm in subzero freezing temperatures. They are awesome. Great choice.

Liam: Thank you.

Yamato: DON'T UNDERESTIMATE THIS PLANET!

Liam: Watch what I can do. UNLEASH THE BEAST!

He formed a long and dense fur coat and fired waves of hair and Mole Man was covered in hair and was tied up.

Me: WHOA! That was awesome!

We fired waves of energy, leaves, flowers, grass and lasers and smashed him down.

Martian Manhunter: That was most fun.

Fluttershy: That was really fun.


Battle 4: Vert, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Trixie Lulamoon, Triple Berry, Juniper Montage, Clover the Clever, Undead Skylanders, Lightning Lisa, Lightning McQueen, Ghost Rider, Thunderblast and Lugnutz VS LaGrange - Glad I killed the Blood Spiral


LaGrange was next.

LaGrange: (to Vert) I'm glad J.D. killed the Blood Spiral. I don't mind fighting Rassimov and those other guys if they come back from the dead. But I hope we never see the Betrayer anytime soon!

Vert: Don't worry. J.D. made sure that the Betrayer was destroyed for good.

Starlight Glimmer: And that was before the team was even founded thank goodness.

Cozy Glow: Yeah what the Blood Spiral did was pure evil. They needed to be stopped or the world would have been destroyed.

Trixie Lulamoon: No kidding. Rassimov was pure evil. All of them were pure evil.

Triple Berry: Yeah they needed to be destroyed.

Juniper Montage: You got that right.

Clover: Yeah they needed to be stopped and destroyed.

Hex: I hope they lilke burning in the fires of Hell.

Lightning Lisa: Indeed and it won't be good for them.

Lightning McQueen: Yeah no kidding.

LaGrange: Yeah! Lets do it!

They fired waves of stars, magic, bones and energy and smashed him down.

Vert: RIGHT ON!

Starlight Glimmer: That was so fun!

Trixie: An amazing victory for The Great and Powerful Trixie!


Battle 5: Donkey Kong, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Frozen Fright, Rockhoof, Cocoa Axe, Steela Oresdotter, Autumn Blaze, Coloratura, Earth Skylanders, Stone Luna, Diddy Kong, Dixie Kong, Funky Kong, Lanky Kong, Tiny Kong, Chunky Kong, Meta Knight and King Dedede VS Gorilla Grodd - Don't blame me for being angry at Agnes and Marge


Grodd was next.

Grodd: (To Donkey Kong) I don't blame J.D. for his anger at Agnes and Marge. I mean, I know you don't treat your family that way.

Donkey Kong: And thank goodness I don't. But yeah what Agnes and Marge did that caused him to be angry is understandable.

Applejack: Yeah Marge and Agnes give all loving mothers everywhere a really bad name.

Apple Bloom: Thank goodness our mom is never like that.

Frozen Fright: No kidding. What they did show that they are absolutely lesser beings.

Rockhoof: (Scottish Accent) Aye lads. They have no love in their hearts for anyone but themselves.

Cocoa Axe: (Irish Accent) And they don't have any shame.

Steela Oresdotter: (Norwegian Accent) Ja it's not good what they did.

Autumn Blaze: What they did show that they are the worst human beings ever. It was because of Marge that Homer lost his money and family and it was because of Agnes that she made Skinner's life a living nightmare.

Coloratura: Those two are both nothing but pure evil incarnate and to make it worse, Marge stabbed Nico in the stomach!

Flashwing: Yeah! She is a monster!

Stone Luna: I OUGHTA SMASH HER UGLY TALL BLUE HAIRED SKULL IN!

Grodd: You and me both.

Diddy: I oughta force feed her shellfish and make her suffer an allergic reaction.

Dixie: I oughta bash her in the face in with a coconut.

Tiny: We all have a lot of feelings of anger for her.

Lanky: No kidding.

Chunky: Chunky think it's fun.

Grodd: What Marge and Agnes did make them less human than they already are. Lets do it!

Donkey Kong: HERE COMES DONKEY KONG!

They fired waves of earth, rock, apples, crystal, coconuts, grapes, melons, oranges and more and smashed him down.

Donkey Kong: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!

Applejack: YEEHAW! That was great!


Battle 6: Whenua, Twilight Sparkle, Luster Dawn, Sunny Starscout, Princess Cadance, Flurry Heart, Star Swirl the Bearded, Magic Skylanders, Crystal Laney, Cybertron Metroplex, Apache Chief, Gyro Man and Charge Man VS Goliath - Amazed that Sly has a long ancestry


Goliath was next.

Goliath: (to Whenua) I'm amazed that Sly has a long ancestry.

Whenua: We all are amazed. Sly's ancestry is one of the longest family lines we have ever seen.

Twilight Sparkle: You're not kidding there. Sly's ancestry goes back to 12,000 years ago.

Luster Dawn: That is so cool. Sly's family has been stealing from all kinds of criminals for that long.

Sunny Starscout: That is awesome. And it's awesome that we got to meet one of Sly's ancestors here.

Princess Cadance: It sure is awesome. I heard that each member of the Cooper Clan had their own style of using their skills for their thefts.

Flurry Heart: And it's amazing how they wrote and recorded all their adventures down in the Thievius Raccoonus.

Spyro: That book has been in their family since 1300 B.C.

Crystal Laney: And I think it's so amazing.

Cybertron Metroplex: (Scottish Accent) Aye. It's amazing laddies.

Apache Chief: Boy it sure is.

Goliath: You got that right. Lets do it!

They fired waves of energy, magic, fire and rock and smashed him down.

Whenua: TAKE THAT!

Twilight Sparkle: That was amazing!


Battle 7: Lisa Loud, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Marble Pie, Featherweight, Somnambula, Tech Skylanders, Steel Lynn, Dexter, Jimmy Neutron, Stewie and Bowser Jr. VS Calamitous - Horrified that Clockwerk was able to do everything he did


Calamitous was next.

Calamitous: (to Lisa) I still can't believe Clockwerk did all of that stuff in the past.

Lisa Loud: You are not kidding on that. What Clockwerk has done over the course of 12 millennia would put even the worst dictators, tyrants and lords to shame.

Pinkie Pie: But it's terrible that he has done all that over the course of that long a period of time.

Maud Pie: (Monotonously) We saw what Clockwerk looked like in the pictures of the Thievius Raccoonus and all he was in those pictures was more of a shadowy owl silhouetted against the night sky.

Marble Pie: Scary but really ominous looking.

Featherweight: It's amazing how he was able to appear all over the place like that in the darkness.

Somnambula: (Egyptian Accent) And it was scary how he lived for so long.

Sprocket: No kidding. And it was all thanks to his incredible jealousy and hatred towards the entirety of the Cooper Clan.

Steel Lynn: No kidding. His hatred and jealousy must've had to be as strong as the devil himself in order for him to replace his body with machine parts in order for him to survive for that long.

Dexter: In my opinion that would be physically impossible.

Jimmy Neutron: I feel the same way.

Calamitous: I feel that way too. Lets do it!

They fired waves of energy, gears, metal and lightning and smashed him down.

Lisa Loud: A most astounding success.

Pinkie Pie: BEST USUAL BATTLE EVER!


Battle 8: Maggie, Princess Luna, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Ink Rose, Moonlight Raven, Dark Skylanders, Shadow Lucy, Lucille Loud, Carol, Eli, Charmcaster and Rose the Huntsgirl VS Atomic Skull - Amazed about the Cooper Clan's abilities


Atomic Skull was next.

Atomic Skull: (to Maggie) Is it wrong that I'm amazed about the Cooper Clan's abilities?

Maggie: Not at all. It's amazing how the Cooper Clan has been stealing from criminals over the course of 12,000 years and they have amazing techniques and abilities that enabled them to do all kinds of amazing jobs.

Princess Luna: Their thieving skills are very amazing and over the generations they have done it all.

Snowdrop: Boy no kidding. It's amazing that they have awesome thieving skills.

Gari: It sure is. I think it's so awesome.

Ink Rose: Sly's ancestry is one of the most amazing I've seen.

Moonlight Raven: I think it's really cool myself.

Blackout: They are true master thieves.

Shadow Lucy: I think it's really amazing.

Lucille Loud: (Scottish Accent) I think it's really amazing lads.

Carol: It sure is amazing.

Eli: Yeah it is.

Atomic Skull: Yep it sure is. Lets do it!

They fired waves of darkness and atomic energy and smashed him down.

Maggie: YEAH!

Princess Luna: A true victory of the night.


Battle 9: Dana, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Kerfuffle, Thunder Terror, Mistmane, Sable Spirit, Water Skylanders, Liquid Leni, Ms. Krabappel, Tundra Man and Blizzard Man VS Skinner - Shocked that two Muppets would Vandalize Rolf's house


Skinner was next.

Skinner: (to Dana) I know it was to frame my mother and Marge. But I still can't believe two Muppets would vandalize Rolf's house.

Dana: I know and it's amazing how those two Muppets were able to do it. What they did was pure genius.

Rarity: Indeed darling and it's very clever how they were able to come up with an amazing plan.

Sweetie Belle: Using I.D. Masks to disguise themselves as Marge and Agnes was a very slippery move.

Kerfuffle: (Minnesota Accent) Yeah it sure was a very ingenius move doncha know.

Thunder Terror: I don't know how they were able to get I.D. Masks like that but how they used them to frame Marge and your mom like that is really well planned out.

Skinner: You got that right. To quote Bart, Ay Caramba!

They laughed.

Mistmane: That is true.

Sable Spirit: That was a really well planned out move though.

Skinner: And what did they do to Rolf's home?

Gill Grunt: They pelted it with rotten fruit, vegetables, meat and eggs and spray painted it. They put the sentences "Agnes Skinner and Marge Simpson were Here" and "Eddy is a No Neck Chump" on the house. It really set Rolf and Eddy off.

Liquid Leni: Yeah it totes did.

Ms. Krabappel: I thought it was good those witches got justice. HA!

Skinner: You said it. Lets do it!

They fired waves of ice, jewels, water and lightning and smashed him down.

Dana: OH YEAH!

Rarity: Rapture darling that was grand!


Battle 10: Hunter, Princess Celestia, Amber Morning, Minuette, Twinkleshine, Lemon Hearts, Moondancer, Lyra Heartstrings, Twilight Sparkle, Light Skylanders, Light Lily, Red Soldier, Nuova Shenron and Princess Rose VS Red X - In his opinion the muppets was doing us a favor by framing Marge and Agnes


Red X was next.

Red X: (to Hunter) Personally, I think those two Muppets did us a favor framing Agnes and Marge. Otherwise, we wouldn't have been able to teach them a lesson. But I'm still proud of Nico's decision.

Hunter: (German Accent) Ja I'm proud of him too. Und also Marge und Agnes got what was coming to them.

Princess Celestia: Yeah after everything they did in Springfield and beyond they have had it coming for a long time.

Amber Morning growled in agreement.

Princess Celestia: They are monsters aren't they Amber.

Minuette: Especially after what Marge did to Nico.

Twinkleshine: Yeah I can't believe that Marge would hurt Nico like that.

Lemon Hearts: And how she wants to kill Homer. She also tried to kill Becky. (Season 11 Episode 21)

Moondancer: Yeah what she did during that time was despicable.

Lyra Heartstrings: I think she's possessed by a demon.

Twilight Sparkle: That might be the case especially after everything we have seen.

Spotlight: We'll have to find out.

Light Lily: (Coos)

Red Soldier: Yeah no kidding soldiers.

Red X: I agree. Lets do it!

They fired waves of magic, light and fire and smashed him down.

Hunter: WUNDERBAR!

Princess Celestia: That was so fun!


Battle 11: Missy, Susie (Kirby) and Adeleine & Ribbon VS Turtlini


Turtlini was next.

Turtlini: This is gonna be so fun.

Missy: I am looking forward to this. Lets see how strong that shell of yours is.

Missy fired an energy ball and it hit his shell and exploded!

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When the smoke cleared, Turtlini was shielded by his shell and there was not one dent in it.

Turtlini: What do you think?

Missy: Whoa! J.D. wasn't kidding! That shell is really tough!

Susie: Boy it sure is! That shell is incredibly strong.

Adeleine: It sure is. Wow!

Turtlini: It sure is tough.

Missy: Lets see how you like it with 50% of my power.

Missy formed a powerful energy ball and threw it and it hit the shell and exploded with incredible power!

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When the smoke cleared, Turtlini's shell was shattered into a million pieces!

Missy: WHOA! That did it!

Susie: Awesome!

Missy: Lets take him down!

They fired energy blasts and smashed him down.


Battle 12: Super Megaforce Rangers, Nico, Ice Luan, Lola, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lisa and Lily VS Soilroid Dororin


Soilroid Dororin was next.

Nico: This is gonna be good!

Nico teleported and opened Soilroid's safe and in it was a bunch of swords called The Swords of The Quantum Quintuplet, these are five large swords with the symbol of The Quantum Quintuplet etched on the 6'5" massive, wide, double-edged blades, large angel wings for the crossguards, large gems for the hilts, longer black handles, and large faceted sphere pommels with surrounding gems. Once in hand, those swords will merge with their current large swords, and they'll also get a massive power and energy increase.

Super Megaforce Rangers: LETS POWER UP! SUPER MEGA MODE!

They transformed!

Troy: "Super Megaforce Red!"

Noah: "Super Megaforce Blue!"

Gia: "Super Megaforce Yellow!"

Jake: "Super Megaforce Green!"

Emma: "Super Megaforce Pink!"

Orion: "Super Megaforce Silver!"

All: "Earth's Defenders Never Surrender! Power Rangers Super Megaforce!"

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A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready!

Nico: AWESOME! Lets get him! SUPER MEGA CANNON!

They had the cannon ready and charged it up with their keys.

Nico: FIRE!

They fired waves of energy and elements and they hit Soilroid and exploded!

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Soilroid was dead!

Nico: YEAH! Soilroid Dororin you have failed this world.

Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.


We regrouped and we were facing Silver and his crew!

Jake Holling: Sorry, buddy. But this treasure's ours!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! MYSTIC FORCE!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Mystic Force Rangers!

Silver's pirates looked at the rubber chickens, shrugged, and used them to hit us.

Maria: Wait. You're actually using the rubber chickens to hit us?!

SQUEAK!

Nico: Okay that is just pathetic!

KROW!

Nico kicked a pirate in the crotch and there was a REALLY POWERFUL SICKENING CRUNCH!

Silver winced!

Laney: FIRE!

Laney and the plant users fired rotten tomatoes at the pirates!

SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT! SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT!

Eli: We'll show you who's chicken! Watch this!

Lana had an egg bazooka and she fired it.

SPLAT! SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT! SPLAT! SPLAT!

Numbuh 1: Take these!

He fired a bunch of gumballs as a bunch of pirates were running and they slipped!

CRASH CRASH CRASH! CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH!

Nicole: Choji lets use our combo jutsu!

Choji: You got it Nicole! HUMAN BOULDER!

He curled into a ball and Nicole grew 20 feet and she rolled Chojij like a bowling ball and then…

BOWLING CRASH!

Nicole: STEERIKE!

Rolf finished beating up the Muppets and tied them both up.

Tassanil and Crawsectus blasted and smashed numerous pirates all over the place.

Lockdown, Patsy, Huffer and Papi used the Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Lockdown's head cannon, Huffer's strength and Patsy and Papi's powers 100-fold.

Lockdown and Patsy Smiles: CANNON BLAST SURPRISE!

Huffer and Papi The Harpy: BOULDER FLIGHT SMASH!

Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Pickle & Barley Barrel, Magma Gloom, Flash Magnus, Air Skylanders and Air Lincoln: WIND RAINBOW LIGHTNING BLAST!

They fired waves of energy, boulders, rainbows, wind, lightning and lasers.

Killer Shrike, Rolf, Eddy, Gonzo, Eli, Nico, Jack Sparrow, LJS, Jim Hawkins, and Laney: PIRATE SUPER SLASH SMASH!

They fired waves of energy.

Lincoln: PIRATE SWORD LIGHTNING STYLE: BLACK HILT PIRATE SWORD!

Sari: PIRATE SWORD LIGHTNING STYLE: BRASS HILT CARIBBEAN PIRATE SWORD!

Yuna: PIRATE SWORD WATER STYLE: CARIBBEAN PIRATE CUTLASS

Nanami: PIRATE SWORD WATER STYLE: DAMASCUS PIRATE SWORD!

Jessica: PIRATE SWORD FIRE STYLE: D-GUARD PIRATE SWORD!

Mai: PIRATE SWORD FIRE STYLE: GUNMETAL HILT PIRATE SABER!

Toph: PIRATE SWORD EARTH STYLE: HOOK HANDLE PIRATE SWORD!

Julie: PIRATE SWORD EARTH STYLE: MERMAID BASKET HILT PIRATE SWORD!

Hilda: (British Accent) PIRATE SWORD WIND STYLE: NAVAL CUTLASS SWORD!

Tatsumaki: PIRATE SWORD WIND STYLE: PIRATE CAPTAINS HANGER!

Princess Allura (VLD): PIRATE SWORD ICE STYLE: PIRATE CUTLASS!

Frosta: PIRATE SWORD ICE STYLE: PIRATE HANGER SWORD!

Gluko: PIRATE SWORD NATURE STYLE: RUSTIC PIRATE SWORD!

Perfuma: PIRATE SWORD NATURE STYLE: SHIP HILT PIRATE SWORD!

Batch: PIRATE SWORD TECH STYLE: TREASURE MAP PIRATE SWORD!

Entrapta: PIRATE SWORD TECH STYLE: WAVY BASKET HILT PIRATE CUTLASS!

R. Mika: PIRATE SWORD LIGHT STYLE: SHINING GOLD CUTLASS!

Menat: PIRATE SWORD DARK STYLE: SHADOW SILVER CUTLASS!

They formed swords of said elements and slashed a bunch of pirates all over.

Lincoln and his harem: PIRATE SWORD FINAL SMASH: CUTLASS SLASH BARRAGE!

They each wielded a cutlass based on their elements and started slashing Silver and his crew and they killed them all and destroyed them all.

Me: TAKE THAT!

Nico: YEAH!

?: I will destroy you all for killing me!

Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbing around my legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around the legs of Lincoln's sisters, the eight large orange orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Menat's legs were glowing, and The Black Rose Dragon that was emblazoned on Akiza's forehead was also glowing, and that means big trouble was coming, and our Dark Orb detectors went off, as well.

Yusei Fudo: I should've known you'd show up here, Sayer.

A figure came out, and it was indeed none other than Sayer, the monster responsible for the deaths of Carly Atlas and Toby Tredwell.

Sherlock Hound: (British Accent) Aha, I was right that you'd show up, Sayer, and I also suspect that a Dark Orb had brought you back from the dead, and it's on the back of your hand.

We saw The Dark Orb in the back of his hand, and Sherlock Hound's deduction was indeed spot-on.

Sayer: And I came back to finally destroy all of you.

Sayer tried to attack us, but the Black Rose Dragon emblazoned on Akiza's forehead fired a blast of rose red fire at his face, and it burned him badly.

Nico: Whoa, so, that was your surprise.

Sherlock Hound: (British Accent) That's right, Commander Nico.

Just then, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, and Toby Tredwell appeared.

Carly Atlas: We got the word from Maria, so it's true, Sayer's returned from the dead.

Misty Tredwell: And we just saw what happened. Excellent work, Sherlock Hound.

Sherlock Hound: (British Accent) Thank you, Misty. But, now the real battle is about to begin.

Suddenly, Sherlock Hound's black eyes have turned neon blue, as he was surrounded by a red and black energy aura with purple nebulae and darkness surrounding him, and as he approached Sayer, he left purple and black energy, purple nebulae, stars, and darkness with every step.

Sherlock Hound: (British Accent) Sayer, what you did to Carly Atlas, Toby Tredwell, and Misty Tredwell and all for your so-called Arcadia Movement, can never be forgiven. (Neon Blue Eyes turn Neon Red) You are nothing but an indecent human being who'd sacrificed innocent lives for your selfish ambition and their blood is on your hands, and I will make sure that you pay for all of your crimes!

Suddenly, Sherlock Hound was then surrounded by a massive vortex of red and black energy with red nebulae, stars, and darkness surrounding the vortex. We also had a surprise when we felt yet another presence enter into Sherlock Hound, but we couldn't identify it. We also saw shadow demons running around the vortex, and inside the massive dark vortex was a blood red phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Sherlock Hound emerged, but he was changed forever.

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Sherlock Hound grew to 6'10" in height, he had large and powerful upper and lower body muscles, he had neon blue eyes, which can also turn red, and a red and black energy aura with red and black nebulae, stars, darkness, and demons surrounding him. He now had a demonic dragon with the Dark Kanji in its claws emblazoned on his forehead, and he had on dragon earrings with the Dark Kanji in its claws. But, we were also surprised at his brand-new outfit: Sherlock Hound is wearing the purple Victorian outfit that Sparda from Devil May Cry had on in his human form, along with the large red jewel around his neck, minus the monocle, and that meant that other presence that we'd felt enter into him was The Legendary Dark Knight, Sparda.

Sherlock Hound had a brand-new large sword in his left hand called Fang of The Demon Hound, it's a large sword with a dragon with lava reflecting on it etched on the 6'5" massive, wide, double-edged blade, and the massive blade had a dark substance covering it, which resembled hardened lava, two large black metal wolf heads with ruby red eyes, a large red gem for the hilt, a longer black handle, and four large black metal wolf heads with ruby red eyes and ruby red gems in its open mouths.

Sherlock Hound had large black angel wings on his back, he had on his Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with blood red gems on the wrists and Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large blood red gem for the belt buckle on his waist, hidden by the large cuffs of his long purple coat, long black and red decorated jacket, and long black and red decorated vest, and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his left hip, and on the back of the long purple coat is a blood red kanji that said, "Sherlock Hound, Famous Private Detective of 19th Century London, Famous Hero of England, Master of The Stars, Red Nebulae, and Darkness, Ruiner of Professor Moriarty's Schemes, and Friend to Many."

シャーロックハウンド、19世紀のロンドンの有名な私立探偵、イギリスの有名な英雄、星のマスター、赤い星雲、そして闇、モリアーティ教授の計画の破滅者、そして多くの友人

Sherlock Hound has transformed into SUPER ANGEL 750,000,000,000 STELLAR DARKNESS DEMON HOUND ANGEL OF DARK COMPASSION AND JUSTICE!

We were amazed by Sherlock Hound's Super Angel 750,000,000,000 transformation, but when Sayer saw it, he fell into a black rage, and he went mad with rage.

Me: Whoa, now that's what I call an awesome transformation.

Nico: You said it, Colonel, and that other presence that we felt enter Sherlock Hound was none other than Sparda from Devil May Cry. This is going to get really messy.

Sherlock Hound: (Divine Echoing Darkness Voice of Compassion and British Accent) I'm afraid you're right, Commander Nico. (Sparda's Voice) And now, Sayer, it's time for you to die.

Sherlock Hound went after Sayer, and he fired powerful blasts of red nebulae, stars, and darkness at Sayer, which'd exploded with incredible power. Then, Sherlock Hound surprised us by using some of Dante's techniques, such as Maximum Overdrive, Round Trip, and he knocked Sayer into the air using High Time. Then, he used Air Hike, and it formed an intricate red glyph under his feet, and he'd leapt up after Sayer, and attacked him with Aerial Rave and knocked him down with Helm Breaker.

Nico: Whoa, he's using Dante's techniques from Devil May Cry, awesome!

Then, Sherlock Hound took out Luce and Ombra, Sparda's twin firearms, and he used Rain Storm by flipping upside down midair and firing on Sayer below him, riddling him with bullets, and he was left bleeding badly.

Red Hood: And he used Rain Storm on him by summoning Luce and Ombra, I've got to learn how to do that.

Sherlock Hound: And now, to end you once and for all. DANCE MACABRE!

Sherlock Hound then charged at Sayer, covered in red and black energy, and with his sword, he used Dante's Dance Macabre, and he unleashed a streaming barrage of sword slashes that dance around Sayer with breakneck speed, and he finished with an energy-infused massive swing that had dealt a massive amount of damage, and Sayer was killed, as he was cut to shreds and all that was left of him was a pool of blood, and his spirit was sent to The Further for all eternity.

We cheered wildly for what Sherlock Hound did, as he then holstered his massive Fang of The Demon Hound sword on his back, and he powered down, but Sherlock Hound's new body, clothes, weapons, and jewelry were permanent. Sherlock Hound's neon red eyes turned back to blue, as soon as Sparda was finished.

Nico: Sherlock Hound, that was amazing.

Sherlock Hound: Thank you, Commander Nico.

Me: And we also now have Sparda in the team now.

Sparda: (Through the Red Jewel on Sherlock Hound's Neck) That's right, J.D., and it's a pleasure to meet you. I'm sorry I had to resort to this, though.

Nico: I understand, but this'll mean we'll be meeting your son, Dante and his allies, soon.

Sparda: Yes, and from what me and Eva have seen in the afterlife, he has done an excellent job in fighting the demons over the years, and he's become a famous demon hunter.

Eli: But that's it for Silver.

LJS: There's only room for one Long John Silver!

Goliath: And that's you!

Me: YEAH!

Calamitous: I was actually in Treasure Planet one time

Atomic Skull: I remember you telling us that.

Me: I remember that. That was awesome!

Grodd: Either way, the treasure's safe.

Red X: So, what do we do with it?

Nico: Put it in our vault.

Me: Awesome idea. What do we do with these two.

I had the REAL Vandals tied up.

Nico: I think I have a good idea.

May: So, what do we do with these two again?

Nico: You'll see.

We had them sent to the Limburger Cheese Mines to work for over 30,000 hours.

LJS: (To the viewers) This was an awesome swashbuckling adventure lads. I hope you all loved it as much as we did.

Me: I know we did.

We went back home and it was a great adventure and we went to sleep.

THE END


Another awesome adventure done.

Muppet Treasure Island was a great movie and it was so funny and awesome from what I heard. I never saw the movie but I heard it was great. The first part was for Dragon's Peak from Skylanders and that was really awesome. The 2nd part was for the 1987 movie Babes In Toyland and that was an awesome movie. NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Etstheclarencefan, Nflemingful and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and the Guest Reviewer did too. Thanks guys. Next rescue for me is gonna be in the world of Rosario+Vampire and that is gonna be an interesting one. We're gonna go to Yokai Academy and we're going to meet a Cockatrice named Kuune and we're going to also meet Nene Amano who is bonded with Shademon as well as Kazemon Gene-Slammer named Natalia Octavia, an Italian American. And me, Eli, Allie, Maria, Missy, Erica, Qin, Marie, Simone, Miranda, Haumia the Phoenix Angel, Mizore Shirayuki and the Articuno Gene-Slammer are going to face Okuto Kotsubo, a Kraken and the Gym Coach of Yokai Academy who tried to rape Mizore and we're going to make that monster pay for hurting her and trying to get her expelled and we have proof. Mizore is gonna transform in that one. But first I'm gonna show everyone around before we go after Okuto. Next for Lincoln's rescue we're going to school and we're going to face the director from the Fosters Home For Imaginary Friends episode The Smell of Success and as promised, not only is Qin gonna punch him in the face for Terrance but also we're going to stop him from hurting anyone else. The next chapter is gonna be for the 4th installment for RWBY and we're going after The Malachite Sisters, Melanie and Miltia and we're going to throw them in jail.

See you all tomorrow