JAMES BOND FOREVER!
In Saskatchewan, Canada me, Allie, Maria, Eli, Nene, Missy, Erica, Qin, Marie, Simone, Gina, Miranda, Fu and Haymar the Xurkitree Gene-Slammer were walking around the awesome and ever-beautiful Hidden Waterfall Village. It was beautiful as always.
Haymar: (Myanmar Accent) We're in the Hidden Leaf Village, right?
Me: Nope this is one of the Leaf's Allied Villages, The Hidden Waterfall Village. You will like this one Haymar.
Haymar concentrated and groaned as her hair fell out.
We saw that it was a true hidden village.
Eli: Wow Fu your old village is really beautiful.
Fu: It sure is.
Haymar turned into XURKITREE!
Erica: All right!
Missy: But wow this village is beautiful and that giant tree in the middle of this lake is magnificent.
Qin: Boy it sure is. I think it's amazing that the Hidden Waterfall is that beautiful.
Simone: I think so too.
Me: And I have a strong feeling why we are here.
Eli: Yeah I do too.
We went to the Sacred Tree and it was a massive and beautiful tree. We went to a shed and we got a jug and it was The Hero's Water.
Maria: Is that the Hero's Water?
Fu: Yep this is it.
Eli: It looks like an ordinary jug of water.
Me: That was my first reaction too. But this water is really special. It's water thats harvested from the Sacred Tree of the Hidden Waterfall once every 100 years.
I told them all about what the Hero's Water can do.
The Hero Water (英雄の水, Eiyu no Mizu) is a specialised liquid from Takigakure. It is produced once every one hundred years from the giant tree that hides the village.
By drinking the water, it allows a ninja to have at least a ten-fold increase in chakra for a short period of time. The chakra increase was so potent that, as Suien demonstrated, the user can create a chakra shield to deflect kunai, similar to the Eight Trigrams Palms Revolving Heaven.
In exchange for this power, the water shortens the user's life span proportional by the number of times his chakra increased, as Shibuki's father died from the side-effects.
When I was finished everyone was shocked.
Eli: Whoa! That is stiff.
Marie: (Russian Accent) So they lose that much of their life because of that power increase?
Fu: Yep. That's why it had to be locked away and never to be used again.
Simone: Geez that is big.
Me: I've seen what the Hero's Water is capable of. The power that comes from the Hero's Water is incredible.
Eli: Wow.
Missy: I don't think we're alone here!
Eli: Yeah I sense it.
We went over to the edge of the tree and standing by it with most of the village held hostage was SUIEN!
Suien was the teacher of Shibuki. He went rogue as a missing-nin and assembled followers like Hisame, Kirisame, Murasame, and a substantial number of grunts in his plan to obtain the chakra-enhancing Hero Water, even if it meant taking hostages in Taki. He threatened to kill the captive villagers one by one if Shibuki didn't show himself with the Hero Water. When Shibuki drank the water and hid its bottle in his shirt, he engaged Suien in battle until Suien impaled Shibuki with a water sword technique and discovered the water falling out of his shirt. After Suien drank it, Naruto engaged him in battle long enough for Shibuki to free Sasuke.
Naruto and Sasuke then fought him, but Suien was winning until Naruto unleashed the chakra of the Nine-Tailed Fox. After Naruto drew on the fox's chakra, Suien was no match for him, and thus he tried drinking the last of the water. Before he could do so, Sasuke knocked the bottle of the water out of his hand, breaking it. Naruto then used multiple shadow clones to send Suien flying, causing him to fall down the waterfall to his death.
Me: (Whispering) It's Suien.
Missy: (Whispering) Who is he?
Me: He's a rogue shinobi from here. He used to be Shibuki's teacher and he went rogue in search of more power. He wants the Hero's Water so he can take everything from the Five Great Nations.
Eli: (Whispering) Well he can't have it.
Fu: (Whispering) I've had it with this clod.
Me: Me too. Lets go.
We went and confronted him.
Suien: Team Loud Phoenix Storm. Nice to see you all again.
Me: I would say the same thing Suien. But I would be lying.
Suien: And you have the Hero's Water too.
Maria: You realize that if you use the Hero's Water, your life span will decrease, right?
Suien: What do you mean?
Me: You were told about the chakra-enhancing power of the Hero's Water yes but you obviously didn't read about the terrible price that comes with it. Your life force will drain depending on how much you drink and that's why they had to lock it away.
Eli: Using the Hero's Water is a terrible thing for this village. Why do you think Shibuki's father lost his life. He didn't die from battle, but from the Hero's Water's life-ending price.
Fu: But I've decided I'm going to make sure you don't get it!
She drank the whole jug!
Me: (Smirk)
Suien: NO!
She drank the whole thing until it was all gone and then…
WHOOOSH!
Her neon green aura flared up with incredible intensity and power!
Me: WHOA!
Eli: WHOA WHAT POWER!
Marie: What an increase!
Suien: She will die soon!
Me: Oh I don't think so. We found out that because of our immortality and invincibility the power enhancing abilities of the Hero's Water will last forever.
Fu unholstered her Sword of The Jinchuriki, and she transformed into her Super Angel 500,000,000,000 form. Suddenly, we felt something snap in Fu's mind, as her eyes had turned neon orange and she was surrounded by a yellow energy aura with beetles, and as she approached Suien, she left yellow energy, lightning, and beetles with every step.
Fu: Suien, what you've done can never be forgiven. You claim that this is for the village, but I see you for what you really are. You are a selfish, ruthless, murderous, power-hungry tyrant, and I will see to it that your ambitions end here and now!
Fu screamed like a madman, as she was surrounded by a massive vortex of yellow and neon green energy with lightning crashing down from the heavens, there were beetles flying around the vortex, and inside of the vortex was a red phoenix and the eyes of Chomei the Seven-Tailed Beetle glaring at Suien. Then, as the vortex faded, Fu emerged, but she was changed forever.
(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)
Fu grew to 6'0" in height, she still had the body of a goddess, along with the rhinoceros beetle with the Thunder Kanji emblazoned on her forehead, earrings with the Thunder Kanji and necklace with a rhinoceros beetle with the Thunder Kanji for the pendant, and her Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with pink gems on her wrists, her Belt of Elemental Bravery with large pink gem for the belt buckle on her waist, and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip, her long blue hair was now flowing and she had gold lightning bolt highlights in the bangs, her brand-clothes from when she'd transformed into her Super Angel 500,000,000,000 form grew longer for her new body, her yellow angel wings surging with lightning had gotten larger for her new body, and she had her seven beetle wings out. The massive, wide, double-edged blade of her Sword of The Jinchuriki grew to 6'5" in length, the long black handle grew longer, the large gem for the hilt was yellow, and the crossguard was in the shape of Chomei's seven wings. Fu has transformed into SUPER ANGEL 750,000,000,000 SUPERCELL THUNDERSTORM LIGHTNING BEETLE ANGEL OF JUSTICE!
We were amazed by Fu's Super Angel 750,000,000,000 transformation, but when Suien saw it, he was now enraged and his eyes turned red with hatred.
We were amazed!
Me: WHOA! Fu transformed!
Eli: AWESOME!
Maria: Wow! Fu how do you feel?
Fu: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Thunderstorm Voice of Justice) I feel amazing Maria. Now I'm got to make sure that this monster pays for his crimes.
She went at Suien with incredible speed and before he could even react, Fu slashed his arms clear off and he screamed in excruciating pain and then she stabbed him in his black heart and he belched up a huge amount of blood and then he bursted into purple energy and was super hakaied for good!
Eli: WHOA! He didn't stand a chance.
Qin: No he didn't.
We later met an Al-Miraj from Arabic myth named Miraj and we also met a Varodurumon Gene-Slammer named Laurie Lorelai. We went to a secluded place and I put on my blind man glasses and Eli covered his eyes and Haymar and Laurie were reverting back.
Haymar: (regains her hair) Laurie, please tell me you didn't drink any of the Hero's Water!
Laurie: (Regains her legs and hair) No I didn't thankfully. I didn't know what that was.
They both were back to normal and were naked and Maria gave them new clothes and they put them on.
Laurie Lorelai: This outfit is really nice.
Haymar: It sure is. Wow.
Me: Glad you're all right. And now we've seen the last of Suien and his team.
Eli: Suien is dead and his followers are back in the stony lonesome.
Laurie: (holds her head in pain) NO! I CAN'T TRANSFORM AGAIN! NOT NOW!
Laurie dunked her head in the water to stop the transformation.
Simone: Laurie! Concentrate and reign in the power with the strength of your will.
Miranda: That's right. We did it and so can you.
Nene: You can to it.
Laurie concentrated and then she glowed in a neon rainbow aura and the power of Varodurumon was now part of her!
Laurie: Whoa! That was intense!
Fu: But you did it Laurie.
Miraj: You sure did. Awesome job.
Me: Yep. Lets head home.
We first freed the prisoners and we were heroes of the village and then we went back home.
After getting rid of Suien this time forever, Lincoln, Me, Nico, Eli, Nicole, Emma, and Jessica Shannon were heading to Emma's world, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the eleven girls there, but as I had promised to Emma, we're also going to rescue her mom and dad and her sister, Kate, from a Zombie Apocalypse. We were on the U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix, and we arrived in Emma's world.
Lincoln: Whoa, so this is Emma's world.
Me: That's right, big guy. I came here along with Jetfire, and this is where we rescued Emma.
Lincoln: And I think I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the eleven girls there, but like you promised to Emma, we're also going to rescue her mom and dad and her sister, Kate, from a Zombie Apocalypse.
Me: You got that right.
Nico: Whoa, this place is just as bad as the world that Takashi and his friends were from, along with Raccoon City.
Me: Yeah this whole planet went to Hell. I don't know what caused Emma's world to become like this but it was bad.
Eli: But, once we rescue Emma's mom, dad, and her sister, Kate, they'll have a new and better home in our world.
Me: You said it, Eli.
?: HELP!
Suddenly, Lincoln heard the sound of eleven girls calling out for help. With his deep sapphire blue cyborg eyes and superhuman sight, along with sensing energy signals, he saw and heard where the call for help was coming from. He then saw the eleven girls, along with Emma's mom, dad, and her sister, Kate, but they've been cornered by the zombies, and they're going to kill them.
Lincoln: Guys, I found the eleven girls, but they, along with Emma's mom, dad, and her sister, Kate, have been cornered by the zombies, and they're going to kill them. Come on, let's go.
We rushed on over, and we fired powerful blasts of fire at the zombies, and killed them. Then, Lincoln fired a massive volley of neon blue energy blasts at more zombies, which killed them all.
Emma: Mom, Dad, Kate?
When her parents and Kate saw Emma, they rushed on over and hugged her. We then got them and the eleven girls onboard the U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix, and we left out of there. Emma's parents and Kate were okay, and they weren't infected, thank goodness. Then, Lincoln and Nicole went up to the eleven girls located there, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them. The eleven girls were Zizou Olympia from Legend of The Dark Witch, Patricia "Patty" Wagon from Mighty Switch Force, Reiko Hinomoto, Dixie Clemets, Candy Cane, Benikage, Aigle, Rebecca "Becky" Welsh, Aisha, Makoto Aihara, and Miss Spencer from Rumble Roses.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Zizou Olympia, Patricia "Patty" Wagon, Reiko Hinomoto, Dixie Clemets, Candy Cane, Benikage, Aigle, Rebecca "Becky" Welsh, Aisha, Makoto Aihara, and Miss Spencer.
Nicole: From Legend of The Dark Witch, Mighty Switch Force, and Rumble Roses, awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Zizou Olympia: Yeah, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Zizou Olympia and the other ten girls saw who it was that saved them from the zombies, their faces turn atomic red upon seeing the 16-year-old 7'0" tall, handsome, white-haired, bare-chested hunk with abnormally large and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, deep sapphire blue thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead, a golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books on his massive right pec and surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, a Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem, and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids on top, a deep sapphire blue kanji on his wider muscular back that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Lightning Storms, The Weather, and the Thirteen Elemental Forces, Man With A Plan, Golden-Hearted Brother of 16 Siblings, and Golden-Hearted Lover, Father, Son, and Husband", and he had deep sapphire blue eyes.
He had his Sword of Taranis holstered on his wider muscular back, his orange Crystal Saber holstered on his left hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, the Pisces constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck, large weighted orange bands on his massive biceps and thighs, his large Cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive deep blue angel wings surging with powerful super lightning and the stars and blue nebulae reflecting on them, and he was dressed in an orange version of He Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with hanging silver lightning bolts held up by his Belt of Elemental Bravery with large orange gem for the belt buckle on his waist, a pair of blue pants with gold lightning bolts on the thighs, and large white leather combat boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and armor on the toe area, silver Thunder Kanji earrings, a large silver Thunder Kanji necklace on his neck and across his permanently bare chest, large fingerless black gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it, a large Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring on his left ring finger, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger, and he had eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs.
Zizou Olympia: Oh wow, you're you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.
Then, Lincoln made ten clones of himself, and he and the ten clones of himself went up to the girls, and they picked them up and hugged them in their abnormally large and powerful muscular arms, and kissed them on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrap their arms around the necks of Lincoln and his clones, as we cheered over the scene.
Zizou Olympia: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
We went back home to the Estate, and Emma's mom, dad, and Kate were going to get used to their new home here on our Earth, but they won't have to deal with the threat of a Zombie Apocalypse ever again.
After rescuing Emma's Mom, Dad, and her sister, Kate, we were training intensely in the gym doing 100,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 9,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds. Then, we got a shower afterwards.
After that, Lincoln, Paige, Ronnie Anne, Mollie, Kirche von Zerbst, Luo Hao, Rin Tohsaka, Hibari Hanakoganei, Suzume Sakurajosui, Liru the Werewolf, Pachira the Vampire, Uma the Witch, Love Heart (Sky love), Sochie Heim, Petra (Fire Emblem), and Cleopatra (Cleopatra In Space) were now getting ready for their date and exploration at the Aquatic Ruin Zone, one of the worlds that Sonic the Hedgehog has gone to many times.
Lincoln was dressed in large orange swim shorts with a thunderbird and elemental forces, Paige was dressed in a yellow two-piece bikini with lava dragons on it, Ronnie Anne was dressed in a purple two-piece bikini with fireworks on it, Mollie was dressed in a purple two-piece bikini with lightning bolts and a phoenix on it, Kirche von Zerbst was dressed in a black two-piece bikini with flames on it, Luo Hao was dressed in a green two-piece bikini with flowers on it, Rin Tohsaka was dressed in a two-piece red bikini with a cross on it, Hibari Hanakoganei was dressed in a pink two-piece bikini with the sun on it, Suzume Sakurajosui was dressed in a blue two-piece blue bikini with wind gusts on it, Liru the Werewolf was dressed in a two-piece dark blue bikini with a werewolf howling at the full moon, Pachira the Vampire was dressed in a two-piece black bikini with vampire bats on it, Uma the Witch was dressed in a purple two-piece bikini with witch hats on it, Love Heart (Sky Love) was dressed in a two-piece pink bikini with hearts on it, Sochie Heim was dressed in a white two-piece bikini with the Gundam symbol on it, Petra (Fire Emblem) was dressed in a two-piece red bikini with a sword on it, and Cleopatra (Cleopatra In Space) was dressed in a white two-piece bikini with Egyptian cobras on it.
They also had on snorkels and masks, air tanks, regulators, gloves, fins, alternate air sources, dive computers, and pressure gauges. They arrived at The Aquatic Ruin Zone, and it was amazing.
Paige: Wow, so this is The Aquatic Ruin Zone.
Lincoln: That's right, Paige. Sonic told me about The Aquatic Ruin Zone, plus it's also a perfect place for our date and we'll also do some exploring along the way.
Ronnie Anne: Great idea, Linc. Plus, we'd better make sure to take pictures, so everyone can see the Aquatic Ruin Zone.
Lincoln: That's exactly what we're going to do during our exploration, Ronnie Anne. Shall we?
Mollie: Let's get diving.
Lincoln and the girls dived right in with their scuba gear on, and they began their exploration of The Aquatic Ruin Zone. They saw the ruins there, and they also took pictures of them. Then, they also saw the ancient stone pillars that lie dotted around Aquatic Ruin, and they took pictures of them. Plus, they also took care of any remaining minions of Dr. Robotnik once and for all. Then, they had lunch on the surface, and after that, they came back home after their exploration.
Me: Wow, you guys definitely had fun. Where did you go to?
Lincoln: We went to the Aquatic Ruin Zone.
Sonic The Hedgehog: The Aquatic Ruins? I haven't been there in a long time.
Lincoln: And we also took pictures of the Aquatic Ruins.
Lincoln showed us the pictures of The Aquatic Ruins, and they were amazing.
Me: Wow. This is amazing.
Laney: Plus, you also took pictures of the ancient stone pillars. That's amazing.
Lincoln: And while we were there, we also took care of some remnants of Robotnik's minions who've been wanting revenge on us.
Nico: Ooh, nice one, Linc.
They continued showing us all of the pictures of The Aquatic Ruins, and we'll probably be doing some exploring in Sonic's world in the future.
Back at the estate we were watching TV and then…
SOMEONE THROWS UP!
Nico: Oh man!
We went to the bathroom and we saw Carol hurling her guts out into the toilet.
Notacon: You okay, Carol?
VOMIT!
Carol: Do I look fine to you?!
Carol was throwing up her guts in the toilet.
Maria was patting her back.
Maria: Man Carol that is not a good sight.
Me: Lets get her looked at.
We looked her over and we came to the diagnosis that she had both the stomach flu and food poisoning.
Carol: (crying) I DON'T WANT TO DIE! (VOMITS)
Carol then threw up all over the floor and all over the walls.
Missy: CLEAN UP ON AISLE 12!
Muscle Man: You know who else like vomiting like that? My Mom!
Me: That was a good one Muscle Man.
Maria: Carol you are not gonna die. It's just a case of food poisoning and stomach flu. I've had it remember? It goes away after a couple of days.
Carol: (Calms Down) Oh. (VOMITS)
Eli: Geez Carol. What did you eat?
Carol: I had a really bad piece of meat from the Meat House.
Nico: That place has really bad food.
Maria: Don't worry, sis. I'm here for you.
Maria continued to pat Carol on the back as she continued to throw up.
Carol: (PROJECTILE VOMITING)
Thunderblast: That's it, Carol. Let out all the puke.
Maria: GEEZ! That meat did something to you!
Me: We should call the health department on that restaurant.
Nico: I'll ring it up.
Vince: Geez honey.
Evelyn Pusateri: Poor mom.
Carol: Maria, go with the others on the next mission without me. I'll be fine.
G1 Inferno: You sure about that?
Carol then puked all over Lori.
Lori: OH YUCK!
Me: HOLY CRAP! Lori you better go take a bath before we go.
Lori: Good idea.
Lori went to the bathroom.
Carol: I'll be fine. I've got my children, the mascots and Kirby to help me out.
Pickle Barrel: We can help too.
Barley Barrel: Yeah we can help out too.
Carol: Oh thanks guys.
Kirby came in and he was dressed as a doctor.
Kirby: Dr. Kirby reporting for duty!
Nicole: Right I forgot he has a Doctor ability.
Volcana: J.D., it's your turn to lead today. (hears Carol puke and winces) But now, we won't have Carol with us.
Me: I know Claire. Poor Carol. But I hope our estate won't get flooded with throw up by the time we get back. But I have just the mission for us. We're going to investigate why a British Navy ship went down in the South China Sea and we're going to meet up with James Bond in Germany first. He's at an awesome casino in Hamburg.
Nico: Cool!
Laney: Awesome. (Hears Carol Puke and winces) Geez! I hope that meat didn't have Escherichia-Coli 0157.
Me: If it did, Lisa can use her cure on it. Lisa made a cure for it remember?
Laney: Oh right.
Skulker, Patty & Selma, Golden Glider, Grizzly, Professor XXXL Zzzax, Mumbo Jumbo, Toad, The Salami Swami and Machinedramon Then appeared.
Golden Glider: Can me, Skulker, Patty & Selma, Grizzly, Professor XXXL Zzzax, Mumbo Jumbo, Toad, The Salami Swami and Machinedramon go with you guys? (hears Carol puke) Exactly how long has Carol been puking?
Me: Don't ask.
Eli: About 45 minutes.
Lori came back from the shower.
Lori: I'm back.
Grizzly looked and saw Carol throwing up her guts into a bucket.
Grizzly: Whoa what happened?
Me: She has a really nasty case of food poisoning and the stomach flu combined. She ate a REALLY bad piece of meat from the Meat House.
Zzzax: That bad meat restaurant on the other side of the city?
Me: Mm-hmm.
Golden Glider: Poor Carol. She'll be better soon.
Torch Man: Yes she will.
Me: Yep. And she has Kirby, the mascots, the Barrel Twins and her kids to look after her.
Golden Glider: Good.
Me: Lets head out to Hamburg, Germany.
We were off and Carol was in good hands.
HAMBURG, GERMANY
We arrived in beautiful Hamburg, Germany.
Heckyl: Here we are.
Me: Yep.
We went in and saw lots of people in sharp suits and beautiful dresses.
Me: Wow. This is one amazingly lavish party.
Eli: Wow.
We were about to head in and a man stopped me.
Usher: (German Accent) You have an invitation sir?
Me: (Whispers) The Phoenix Burns in The Afternoon Sun.
Usher: Oh right. Go on in. (Winks at me.)
I winked at him back and we went in.
Patty: Hey there, James!
Selma: Nice to see you again!
James Bond: (British Accent) Nice to have you all here.
Me: Glad we could come James.
Eli: This is an amazing soiree.
Laney: It sure is.
Me: One last thing. (Snaps Fingers)
We were then dressed in our really sharp tuxedos and dresses.
Me: Nice party huh?
James Bond: May I ask where Carol is?
Solar Man: Funny you should ask. See, the Puke Police pulled us over earlier.
May: And Carol didn't have any money.
Me: (Whispers to James) Carol got sick with a nasty case of the Stomach Flu and Food Poisoning.
James Bond: Oh no. I hope she gets better.
Me: She will. She has the mascots, Kirby, her kids and the Barrel twins looking out for her.
James Bond: That's good. I take it you are here to help me out?
Me: Yes we are.
Toad: In my opinion, British Navy ships don't just go down on their own. Someone probably sabotaged it.
Me: That's what I'm thinking too.
?: Well look who's here.
We saw a beautiful woman in a beautiful blue dress.
Me: Paris Carver I presume?
Paris Carver: That's right J.D. and may I say you look more handsome than ever.
Me: I get around. It's an honor to meet you in person.
James Bond: How do you do Paris.
Paris Carver: Pleasure to meet you mister?
James Bond: Name's Bond. James Bond.
Ghuul: May we ask who your husband is?
Paris Carver: His name is Elliot Carver and he is a famous Newspaper Anchor.
Me: Ah Mr. Elliot Carver. I've heard of him. Very well known newspaper anchor known for making some of the worlds best stories.
Nico: Yep. I've heard of him. Very well known.
Skulker: (gets suspicious) "Famous Newspaper Anchor", huh?
Paris Carver: He is.
Me: (In my head) Also up to something big. We have to find out what.
James Bond: Up for a little poker J.D.?
Me: Sure James. Care to join us Ms. Carver?
Paris Carver: I would like that.
We went to the gambling tables and it was fun.
Top Man: Let's see how much money I make!
I had my cards ready and Paris Carver bet 500,000,000€ or $577,575,000.00
Eli raised it to 1,000,000,000€ or $1,155,150,000.00.
Nico got the money with a Royal Flush.
Professor XXXL: Would anyone like snow cones while we're gambling?
Nico: I'll have one.
Professor XXXL gave him one.
We had a lot of gambling fun and we all won a lot of money. Mostly Eli, Lana, Lola, Allie, Mizore, Maria and Simone.
Simone: Never realized how fun Gambling can be.
Allie Wilde: But it is cool.
Bai Tza: Maria, I'm sorry that Carol's not here.
Maria: I know Bai Tza. But Carol is in good hands.
Eli: Yep she sure is.
James Bond: That restaurant she went to really must've been nasty.
Me: It was James.
Paris Carver: Tell me something J.D. do you sleep with a gun under your pillow?
Me: Funny you should mention that. I don't sleep with any kind of weapon at all under my pillow.
Paris Carver: Thank goodness.
Me: (Whispers to her) Your husband is up to something big.
I told her everything about what Elliot is planning to do and offered her protection in the estate until he is caught. She took the offer and then later I teleported Paris and her belongings to the Estate for her safety. We later got to work on our mission.
Mumbo Jumbo: We need to find out Elliot's up to.
Me: Right.
James Bond: Follow me.
We followed James into Carver's paper company. James used a key on his awesome high tech phone and we went down and had invisible genjutsus on and we went to Carver's office and James disabled the security with a 20,000 volt security system on his phone and then we searched all over the office and found a hidden wall safe and James used the fingerprint scanner on his phone and opened it and then got a red code box and he handed it to me.
Me: Awesome.
Eli: High tech.
Me: Lets get out of here. We got what we need.
We teleported out of there.
Slobber Trap: What's Elliot's endgame here?
Me: Lisa's deciphering the code right now.
Lisa was using her skills and then a beep was heard.
Lisa Loud: Got it. The Code Box reveals a very impressive and utterly diabolical plan.
Lisa told us that Carver plans to destroy the Chinese government with the stolen missile from the sunked British Navy ship. He is attempting to provoke a war between the United Kingdom and China in order to destroy the Chinese government and use the new government to obtain exclusive broadcasting rights in China
We gasped in shock.
Salami Swami: (Hindu Accent) A war between the United Kingdom and China is a war none of us need right now!
Me: It's a war that the world is not ready for. We've been through many wars already.
Lisa Loud: The code also says that Elliot plans to do it via launching a missile from a stealth boat.
Me: Hmm.
I used the data from my computer and saw that it was from a prototype Stealth Boat that was built and stolen from the British Government.
Me: So that's it. He used this stealth boat that is equipped with a wide array of weapons.
We saw that it was equipped with a huge arsenal of weapons and it's totally invisible to radar.
Me: Hmm. I have an idea but it's gonna be really risk. First we need a taped confession and I know how we can do it. I have a friend from China that we can have infiltrate the ship. We'll use this.
I pulled out a microphone button that is hooked up to a special recorder on my device.
My plan is to get a recorded confession from Carver to play to the world leaders that China and England are being duped into a false war and I'll be inside hiding in plain sight out of their security camera sights and then I'll fire an energy ball no bigger than a pin point at some fuel barrels and show the boat on radar and then that's when we fight.
Blitzwing: I'll be in my jet mode in case something goes wrong.
Me: Good thinking. Stealth Boat is located in Ha Long Bay.
Nico: Near Vietnam.
Me: Yep. Lets go.
With that we were off to Ha Long Bay.
We arrived and at night we were watching. I turned on my night vision and I saw the Stealth Boat.
Me: Target sighted. Wai Lin. Be careful.
Wai Lin: Okay.
We got to work and I went into the boat and Wai Lin got captured just like we planned.
Machinedramon: Maybe I can keep that missile. It could be a good weapon for me.
Nico: It would. Stand ready everyone.
In the Stealth Boat, I was watching Wai Lin and Elliot Carver talking while hiding behind some boxes on the opposite end of where they were.
Elliot Carver: What you are about to witness, Ms. Lin, is not so much a missile attack, but the launch of a new world order. In precisely five minutes after your countrymen have attacked the British fleet, I shall retaliate for dear old England by sending this missile into Beijing, where General Chang has just called an emergency meeting of the Chinese High Command. Unfortunately, General Chang will be delayed in traffic, arriving just after the missile has killed your leaders, and too late to stop the air force from sinking the entire British fleet, but he will be just in time to take over the Government, negotiate a truce, and emerge as a world leader, with the Nobel Peace Prize.
Wai Lin : And what do you get?
Elliot Carver: Me? oh, nothing. Just exclusive broadcasting rights in China for the next hundred years.
Me: (In my head) Bingo.
I had the evidence we need.
I pulled out an audio flash drive from my device.
Me: (In my head) Carver's goose is cooked. Showtime.
I formed a tiny energy ball.
Me: God save the queen you bastard.
I fired the tiny ball and I used a laser to signal Wai Lin and she ran fast and then….
KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion blasted a hole out of the boat and I was firing laser blasts at some of the henchmen and killing them left and right!
Nico: SHOWTIME!
They went at the boat.
Captain: They've breached the hull! They're going to see us on radar!
Dirge: Let's use our entrance to get his attention!
Nico: Roger!
Cindersaur: You want to start a war against China? You'll have to go through us!
Eli: And we won't let that happen!
They flew at the boat and me and Wai Lin were killing henchmen all over and then..
KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion blasted a hole through the wall of the ship and a phoenix cry was heard and then the spirits of the Masters of Animals, Smoke and Technology swirled around the explosion and then coonverged and everyone else came and we all regrouped.
Me: Great timing guys!
I fired an energy blast and it hit a man in his face and blew his head off. Eli fired a blast of Force Lightning and it hit a bunch of fuel tanks and ignited them and they exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Me: Lets have the British fire some shots at the ship too.
Eli: Leave that to me!
Eli put his hands on the floor and channeled Force Lightning into it and the lightning went to the engine room and overloaded the controls and destroyed them and the ship was stuck!
Anakin: Smart thinking Eli.
Eli: Thanks.
Me: You guys take care of the henchmen. I'll deal with Elliot.
Nico: Okay. You got the proof?
Me: Oh yeah.
We then went to confront Carver and we went and faced him.
May: How could you do something like this?!
Elliot: Because I can! By the time I'm done, those Chinese fools won't know what hit them!
Zzzax: (growls) Elliot, before we kick your ass, I'm going to have to ask you to apologize for that remark about the Chinese!
Elliot: I'm a reporter. I never apologize for the truth!
Me: You obviously forgot the most important first rule of mass media Elliot. And that is Give the People What they Want.
I punched him in the face and I went at him and he went at me and I kicked a gun out of his hand.
Me: It's over for you Elliot. Your press license is revoked.
Elliot: And what makes you think you've won?
Me: Because we have audio evidence.
I pulled out the tape.
Me: After we defeat you here, (Pulls out tape) I'm going to play this to the world leaders and show them how you've been duping the United Kingdom and China into going at each others throats for your crimes and they will see the kind of monster you are. (Puts it back)
Elliot: You wouldn't!?
Me: Oh I would. And I always carry out my threats on bad guys.
Elliot: Not if I kill you first!
He went at me and I threw him down and he punched at me and I dodged his punch.
The henchmen came at us.
Grizzly: Come at me, assholes!
The Henchmen came at him and Grizzly grabbed one and ripped him in half with his brute strength.
Eli slashed a man in half with his lightsaber and fired a blast of Force Lightning and it hit another man and Electrocuted him all over and burned him to ashes.
Then Captain Cold, Man Ray, Major Disaster, Mysterio, Pyro, Hsi Wu, Grumblemon, Electrocutioner and Cluemaster then appeared.
Me: Captain Cold, Man Ray, Major Disaster, Mysterio, Pyro, Hsi Wu, Grumblemon, Electrocutioner and Cluemaster.
Captain Cold: I just hope you guys will be able to stop the war.
William: Don't worry. We will.
Nico: It'll be stopped before it even happens.
Man Ray: Good. Otherwise, China and the United Kingdom will be destroyed.
Major Disaster: And we don't want that.
Me: No we don't.
Cluemaster: (to me) We heard you found the Hero's Water.
Me: Yep we did and we killed Suien yet again. This time for good.
Mysterio: Please tell me none of you drank it!
Me: Fu did and she got a new transformation out of it.
Eli: It's true.
Naruto: And she looks more awesome than ever.
Fu: Yep. It's amazing.
Sakura Haruno: She sure does look awesome.
?: She sure does huh?
A figure came out and it was FILM SHADOW From episode 38 of ToQgers!
Having great knowledge of cinema with the power to convert peoples' nightmares into movie, Film Shadow is sent to the Touto Film Studio to abduct the cast and crew of the upcoming Police Reporter Pestacore film to produce his masterpiece Yamitto Monster Z to gather the most darkness possible from its national and overseas release. After being defeated by a security guard variation of the Rainbow Rush, Film Shadow is destroyed by ToQ Rainbow
Right Suzuki: Film Shadow!
Me: I remember you! You were sent to convert peoples nightmares into a movie and use the Touto Film Studio to do it. You abducted the cast and crew of a police movie to make your movie.
Film Shadow: That's right J.D. Great memory on you.
Me: Never missed an episode.
Film Shadow: (to Eddy) After this, I'll be glad to take a look at that movie you, Ed, and Double D made so many years ago.
Eddy: Is it okay if I send it to you first?
Film Shadow: Sure. That way, I can see the flaws in the movie.
Eddy: That would be great of you to correct them.
Nico: You must mean that movie that he did for his brother.
Film Shadow: Yep.
Me: Awesome. Lets get this party started.
I made a clone of myself for the group with the Zyuohgers and I went at Carver and the battles started.
Battle 1: Qin, Sunset Shimmer, Pepperdance, Cayenne, Firecracker Burst, Pip-Squeak, Gusty the Great, Fire Skylanders, Fire Lori, Lana, Dana, Ice, Volcana and Torch Man VS Captain Cold - Sucks how Carol got sick
Captain Cold was first
Captain Cold: (to Qin) It sucks that Carol's sick. When this is over, we should pay the Meat House a visit.
Qin: I know. Carol has been hurling her guts out ever since when Lincoln got back from his date.
Sunset Shimmer: Yeah that really sucks! You should have seen her, it was awful.
Pepperdance: (Cajun Accent) One of the worst cases of the Stomach Flu we've ever seen.
Cayenne: Poor Carol. But that meat restaurant must have a lot of bad meat.
Firecracker Burst: But I think Nico already called the Gotham Royal York Better Business Bureau, The HAZMAT Division and the Health Department.
Pip-Squeak: (British Accent) We'll have to go check it out when we're done here.
Gusty: Yeah something is REALLY wrong here. Carol would never hurl her guts out like that unless there is something really wrong with that restaurant.
Sunburn: Yeah no kidding.
Fire Lori: Poor Carol. What a bad sickness.
Lana: Yeah no kidding. But she will get better.
Dana: Yeah she sure will.
Ice: (Norwegian Accent) Yeah she needs a lot of T.L.C. and a lot of care.
Captain Cold: Indeed. Saix will have to visit her to show his care.
Qin: That's a good idea. Carol will like that.
Captain Cold: I'm glad. Lets do it!
They fired waves of fire and ice and smashed him down.
Qin: WOOHOO!
Sunset Shimmer: That was so fun!
Battle 2: Gali, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Kerfuffle, Mistmane, Sable Spirit, Water Skylanders, Liquid Leni, Mermaid Man, Barnacle Boy, SpongeBob, Patrick, Quickster, Elastic Waistband, Captain Magma, Miss Appear, Rico the Robot and Heckyl VS Man Ray - Glad we prevented Paris Carver from getting killed
Man Ray was next.
Gali: I know but J.D. was on to Elliot's little scheme and he was going to kill Paris in cold blood. But thank goodness she is safe.
Rarity: Thank goodness there darling and the dress she wore is simply magnificent.
Sweetie Belle: All the dresses we wore at the party in Hamburg were really beautiful.
Kerfuffle: (Minnesota Accent) They sure were and they were most amazing doncha know.
Mistmane: I thought they were magnificent.
Sable Spirit: Same here. It was so cool.
Gill Grunt: They were really beautiful.
Liquid Leni: And they were totes beautiful.
Man Ray: Boy they sure were. (To Mermaid Man) Wow you guys have all your team and your youth back.
Mermaid Man: And I feel amazing. Everything we have lost all came back to us.
Barnacle Boy: It feels amazing! We have everything back.
SpongeBob: You have J.D. to thank for that.
Patrick: And to top it all off the I.J.L.S.A. is back too.
Quickster: That's right. After 40 years we are back.
Captain Magma: You said it. This is really cool.
Elastic Waistband: I think this is really amazing.
Ms. Appear: I think it's awesome.
Man Ray: Just like old times.
SpongeBob: And not only that, the I.J.L.S.A. is now officially part of the Neptune Crusaders and they also have the best lunch box too.
Man Ray: They sure did and that is amazing. Lets do it!
Captain Magma: KRAKATOA!
KRABOOOOMMM!
He fired a blast of lava and they fired waves of water, jewels, ice and energy and smashed him down.
Gali: All right!
Rarity: Rapture darling that was grand!
SpongeBob: That was so awesome! Just like on TV.
Patrick: Oh yeah!
Battle 3: Tyler Navarro, Fluttershy, Tree Hugger, Tornado Bolt, Mage Meadowbrook, Life Skylanders, Plant Lola, Zyuohgers, Nuova Shenron, Oceanus Shenron, Solar Man and Sheep Man VS Paul Booker A.K.A. Major Disaster - Amazed how James Bond's Phone has all those features
Major Disaster was next.
Major Disaster: (to Tyler) It's amazing how James Bond's Phone has all those features. Is it similar to your morpher?
Tyler Navarro: No. Our morphers look more like guns. The Wild Force, RPM, Operation Overdrive, Zyuohger, Mystic Force, Super Megaforce and Samurai Ranger Morphers look more like James Bond's phone.
Me 2: That's true.
I showed my Zyuohger Morpher and showed that it was also a phone that can be used as a radio and a communicator.
Me 2: The Zyuohger Ranger Morphers have that kind of feature just like many of the morphers that we have seen from over the course of the last 27+ Years.
Major Disaster: That makes sense. That's really cool.
Yamato: It sure is.
Fluttershy: I think it's really impressive. I think it would be beautiful if I could turn into a Zyuohger.
Tree Hugger: That would be really amazing to see dudes.
Tornado Bolt: Yeah it sure would be awesome to see.
Stealth Elf: We'll have to wait and see for that.
Mage Meadowbrook: That would be really cool.
Plant Lola: It sure would.
Nuova Shenron: I think so too.
Oceanus Shenron: Same with me.
Major Disaster: That is true and that would be awesome to see. Lets do it!
Zyuohgers: WILD INSTINCT AWAKEN!
AAHHHAAHHHAHAH WOOWOOWOWO!
We transformed.
Yamato: MONARCH OF THE OPEN SKIES! ZYUOH EAGLE!
Sela: MONARCH OF THE OPEN SEAS! ZYUOH SHARK!
Leo: MONARCH OF THE SAVANNA! ZYUOH LION!
Tusk: MONARCH OF THE DEEP FOREST! ZYUOH ELEPHANT!
Amu: MONARCH OF THE SNOW FIELDS! ZYUOH TIGER!
Misao: MONARCH OF THE WORLD! ZYUOH WORLD!
Bud: MONARCH OF THE BLUE SKIES! ZYUOH BIRD!
Me 2: MONARCH OF THE MOONLIT FOREST! ZYUOH WOLF!
Lincoln: MONARCH OF THE DARK CAVERNS! ZYUOH SNAKE!
Lori: MONARCH OF THE HIGH TREES! ZYUOH SQUIRREL!
Leni: MONARCH OF THE ARCTIC COLD! ZYUOH POLAR BEAR!
Luna: MONARCH OF THE SANDY BEACHES! ZYUOH CRAB!
Sam S.L.: MONARCH OF THE JUNGLE RIVERS! ZYUOH PIRANHA!
Luan: MONARCH OF THE FOREST POND! ZYUOH HERON!
Eddy: MONARCH OF THE FOREST UNDERGROUND! ZYUOH BADGER!
Lynn: MONARCH OF THE FAST PLAINS! ZYUOH CHEETAH!
Lightning: MONARCH OF THE FOREST TREES! ZYUOH RACCOON!
Lucy Loud: MONARCH OF THE DARK NIGHT! ZYUOH BAT!
Rocky: MONARCH OF THE NIGHT SKIES! ZYUOH OWL!
Laney: MONARCH OF THE FOREST SONG! ZYUOH ELK!
Lana: MONARCH OF THE FROZEN PLAINS! ZYUOH PENGUIN!
Lola: MONARCH OF THE DESERT PLAINS! ZYUOH COYOTE!
Lisa Loud: MONARCH OF THE TROPICAL RAINFOREST! ZYUOH TOUCAN!
Dexter: MONARCH OF THE NATIVE JUNGLE! ZYUOH INDRI!
Lily: MONARCH OF THE PATAGONIAN CHAPARRAL! ZYUOH ROADRUNNER!
Carlitos: MONARCH OF THE COLD MOUNTAINS! ZYUOH IBEX!
Girl Jordan: MONARCH OF THE ARCTIC SEAS! ZYUOH NARWHAL!
Missy: MONARCH OF THE MIDNIGHT DEEP! ZYUOH ANGLERFISH!
Mollie: MONARCH OF THE MOUNTAIN SKIES! ZYUOH CONDOR!
Clyde: MONARCH OF THE FARMLANDS! ZYUOH HORSE!
Stella Zhau: MONARCH OF THE ARCTIC FORESTS! ZYUOH CARIBOU!
Zach: MONARCH OF THE SWIFT SKIES! ZYUOH FALCON!
Chloe (Loud House): MONARCH OF THE OCEAN VENTS! ZYUOH VIPERFISH!
All: DOUBUTSU SENTAI ZYUOHGER!
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion went off behind us and we were ready!
Major Disaster: Awesome! Chloe picked a really good one.
Viperfish: I picked the Viperfish because it's a scary and really beautiful fish. The Viperfish is one of my favorite fish.
Me 2: It's a beautiful and it can live even in dark depths over in the Underwater Hydrothermal Vents.
Major Disaster: Hydrothermal Vents are really interesting to see. It's amazing how they have so many amazing creatures down there at those depths and all that.
Chloe (Loud House): Yep.
Yamato: DON'T UNDERESTIMATE THIS PLANET!
Chloe (Loud House) Watch this. UNLEASH THE BEAST!
She fired a wave of light from her helmet and it hit Major Disaster and smashed him down. Then we fired waves energy, fire, water, leaves, grass, flowers and fruit and smashed him down.
Tyler Navarro: OH YEAH!
Fluttershy: That was fun.
Battle 4: Yusei, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Shadow Lucy, Lucille Loud, Yakumo, Emerald Sustrai, Ri'Oha and Ghuul VS Mysterio - Shocked how Carver is trying to destroy 2 countries.
Mysterio was next.
Mysterio: (to Yusei) I can't believe Carver would be willing to destroy 2 countries! Also, what Heartless Robot can I use this time?
Yusei: How about the Crimson Jazz?
Mysterio: Good choice!
He summoned said robots and they were ready.
Yusei: Also yeah I can't believe he is gonna do that!
Princess Luna: What Carver is gonna do is absolutely inhumane.
Moondust: Yeah no kidding. He is trying to tear apart two great countries.
Snowdrop: He has no honor.
Gari: He is a true sower of discord and all just to get great newspaper stories.
Blackout: Good newspaper stories my butt! He's trying to cause World War III!
Shadow Lucy: And that is a way no one should ever be prepared for.
Lucille Loud: (Scottish Accent) No kidding lads. That kind of war is terrible.
Yakumo: It sure is.
Emerald Sustrai: You aren't kidding there.
Mysterio: Indeed. Lets do it!
They fired waves of darkness and energy and smashed him down.
Yusei: OH YEAH!
Princess Luna: A true victory of the night!
Battle 5: Vakama, Twilight Sparkle, Luster Dawn, Sunny Starscout, Magic Skylanders, Crystal Laney, Kyurangers, Lola, Volcana, Fire, Top Man and Shadow Man VS Pyro - Hopes that I'll make sure that Elliot Carver gets thrown in jail
Pyro was next.
Pyro: (to Vakama) I hope J.D. throws Carver in the slammer!
Vakama: Oh he will and the world leaders are going to make sure of it when J.D. presents that evidence to them.
Twilight Sparkle: That's right! What Elliot Carver is doing is absolutely terrible to the Nth degree.
Luster Dawn: No kidding. He will do anything to get a good story. Even plunge the entire planet into chaos.
Sunny Starscout: That is completely not cool. He is trying to tear apart the relationships of two amazing countries.
Spyro: He has no honor and I hope the World Leaders make his life a living nightmare.
Crystal Laney: You got that right. He brought all this on himself.
Lucky: Yeah he sure did.
Laney: I am glad that J.D. is gonna detain him.
Garo: Same with me.
Pyro: Me too. Lets do it!
SEIZA CHANGE!
Kyurangers and Rusty Spokes: STAR CHANGE!
They transformed!
Lucky: Super Star! Shishi Red!
Stinger: Poison Star! Sasori Orange!
Garo: Beast Star! Ookami Blue!
Balance: Trick Star! Tenbin Gold!
Champ: Ring Star! Oushi Black!
Naga: Silent Star! Hebitsukai Silver!
Hammie: Shinobi Star! Chameleon Green!
Raptor 283: Speed Star! Washi Pink!
Spada: Food Mei-Star! Kajiki Yellow!
Shou Ronpo: Dragon Ma-Star! Ryu Commander!
Kotara: Big Star! Koguma Skyblue!
Tsurugi: Space Bu-Star! Houou Soldier!
Lincoln: Bravery Star! Ramu White!
Lori: Maiden Star! Otome Aqua!
Leni: Pure Star! Tsuin Sea Foam Green!
Luna: Hard Star! Kani Lilac!
Sam S.L.: Flowing Star! Kawa Teal!
Luan: Royal Star! Joō Copper!
Eddy: Herd Star! Mure Mint!
Lynn: Hero Star! Tsuyoi Scarlet!
Lightning: Hunt Star! Kensaku Brown!
Lucy: Scavenger Star! Karasu Midnight Blue!
Rocky: Paradise Star! Hato Grey!
Laney: Graceful Star! Kurēn Tan!
Lana: Aqua Star! Māmeido Electric Blue!
Lola: Crown Star! Ōjo Neon Pink!
Lisa Loud: Science Star! Rokubungi Neon Green!
Dexter: Craft Star! Kamado Neon Orange!
Lily: Beauty Star! Kujaku Lavender!
Carlitos: Tropical Star! Ōhashi Neon Yellow!
Girl Jordan: Hydro Star! Mizu Ocean Blue!
Mollie: Sly Star! Kitsune Tiger Orange!
Clyde: Forest Star! Kentaurosu Forest Green!
Liam: Magic Star! Yunikōn Periwinkle!
Stella Zhau: Tall Star! Kirin Beige!
Zach: Sight Star! Bōenkyō Ruby Red!
Chloe (Loud House): Marine Star! Kujira Lilac!
Rusty Spokes: Hop Star! Usagi Sunburst Yellow!
All: THE ULTIMATE SAVIORS! UCHU SENTAI KYURANGERS!
KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready for action!
Pyro: Oh wow! That is cool!
Lucky: LUCKY! Rusty you look awesome!
Rusty Spokes: Thanks guys. I chose the constellation of Lepus the Rabbit. It's a cool constellation.
Liam: Hoowee. It looks great on ya.
Rusty Spokes: Thanks. Now me and Rocky are both Kyurangers and soon we're gonna be Zyuohgers to boot.
Pyro: Yep.
Lucky: TIME TO TEST YOUR LUCK!
They fired waves of energy and fire and magic and smashed him down.
Vakama: OH YEAH!
Twilight Sparkle: That was amazing!
Lucky: We will take back the galaxy!
Battle 6: Luna, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Magma Gloom, Flash Magnus, Air Skylanders, Air Lincoln, Girl Jordan, Maria and Bai Tza VS Hydro Man - Nice that Carol is being taken care of and hopes she gets better
Hydro Man was next.
Hydro Man: (to Luna) It's nice that Carol's being taken care of. I hope she gets better and that she doesn't get the mascots sick too.
Luna: Yeah Carol is in good hands dudes. Also they won't get sick. Osmosis Jones and Drix are battling the virus that is the cause of Carol getting sick.
Rainbow Dash: Yeah whatever was in that meat at that restaurant must've really been awful.
Scootaloo: Yeah no kidding. I haven't seen anyone got sick since that time Rotwood and his posse made everyone sick.
Magma Gloom: That was awful from what we were told.
Flash Magnus: You're not kidding.
Whirlwind: That was terrible.
Air Lincoln: No kidding.
Girl Jordan: That was bad.
Maria: But Carol will get better. She is in really good hands.
Hydro Man: That's good. Lets do it!
They fired waves of water, rainbows, wind and lightning and smashed him down.
Luna: ROCK ON DUDES!
Rainbow Dash: That was AWESOME!
Battle 7: Georgina, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Frozen Fright, Rockhoof, Cocoa Axe, Steela Oresdotter, Autumn Blaze, Coloratura, Earth Skylanders, Stone Luna, Lori, Loki, Slobber Trap and Alternate Chrysalis VS Hsi Wu - The United Nations are gonna be infuriated with Elliot Carver
Hsi Wu, the Demon Sorcerer of the Sky was next.
Hsi Wu (to Georgina): Man, the United Nations are gonna be PISSED at Carver!
Georgina: BIG TIME! What Carver did is considered the ultimate act of betrayal against the whole planet.
Applejack: Yeah no kidding. What he did makes him one of the lowest sidewinders ever known.
Apple Bloom: But we'll have him caught and brought before the U.N.
Frozen Fright: We sure will and he will have a lot to answer for. He is no better than Lex Luthor.
Rockhoof: (Scottish Accent) Aye. He is a clubtailed freak of nature.
Cocoa Axe: (Irish Accent) You are not kidding there lads.
Steela Oresdotter: (Norwegian Accent) Ja no kidding.
Autumn Blaze: Yeah what he has been doing makes him a monster.
Coloratura: And a true traitor to the planet.
Flashwing: What he is doing makes him worse than anyone we face.
Stone Luna: No kidding there dudes.
Lori: He literally disgusts me.
Loki: Same with me.
Hsi Wu: That disgusts me too. Lets do it!
They fired waves of rock, apples, crystal and energy and smashed him down.
Georgina: Take that!
Applejack: YEEHAW! That was great!
Battle 8: Earth, Pinkie Pie, Featherweight, Maud Pie, Marble Pie, Somnambula, Tech Skylanders, Steel Lynn, Earth Skylanders, Lynn, Tara, Blitzwing and Astrotrain VS Grumblemon - Have fun gambling
Grumblemon was next.
Grumblemon: (to Earth) Did you guys have fun gambling?
Earth: Boy we sure did and Maria did too. Looks like Carol and Maria are going on a huge shopping spree after this when Carol gets better. She won over a billion dollars.
Grumblemon: Awesome! Lucky girl.
Pinkie Pie: It'll be the most fun shopping spree ever!
Featherweight: It was awesome for Maria.
Maud Pie: (Monotonously) I thought it was amazing.
Marble Pie: It sure was.
Somnambula: (Egyptian Accent) Yeah but it was fun. And the party was great.
Steel Lynn: Yeah it sure was.
Sprocket: Yeah.
Tara: It was a swank party.
Grumblemon: I bet it was cool. Lets do it!
They fired waves of rock, metal, gears, lightning and energy and smashed him down.
Earth: RIGHT ON!
Pinkie Pie: BEST USUAL BATTLE EVER!
Battle 9: Emerald Goldenbraid, Princess Celestia, Amber Morning, Minuette, Twinkleshine, Lemon Hearts, Moondancer, Lyra Heartstrings, Twilight Sparkle, Light Skylanders, Light Lily, Lincoln, Linka, Dirge and Ramjet VS Electrocutioner - How much money did we win
Electrocutioner was next.
Electrocutioner: (To Emerald) How much money did you guys make at the casino?
Emerald: All together we won 500 billion dollars. James Bond got the same.
Electrocutioner: WHOA! That is awesome!
Princess Celestia: It sure was. I can use that money to make Canterlot better than ever.
Amber Morning: (Coos and makes signes for bigger room)
Princess Celestia: We sure can give you a bigger room huh?
Minuette: Yeah it will be awesome!
Twinkleshine: It was so cool seeing this all unfold.
Lemon Hearts: It sure was. I thought it was cool.
Moondancer: Me too. I thought it was awesome.
Lyra Heartstrings: But it will be perfect for upgrading all of Canterlot and even Ponyville.
Twilight Sparkle: It sure will be perfect.
Spotlight: Yep it sure will.
Light Lily formed a beautiful future upgrade of Canterlot and Ponyville with her powers and it was an advanced city now.
Electrocutioner: WHOA! That is so cool! Looks like Light Lily already came up with great future plans for both Ponyville and Canterlot.
Lincoln: She sure did.
Linka: Very smart.
Electrocutioner: Yep. Lets do it!
They fired waves of energy, light and magic and smashed him down.
Emerald: OH YEAH!
Princess Celestia: That was so fun!
Battle 10: Aang, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Trixie Lulamoon, Triple Berry, Juniper Montage, Clover the Clever, Undead Skylanders, Lightning Lisa, Carmen, Juni, James Bond, Flamefeather and Cindersaur VS Arthur Brown A.K.A. Cluemaster - Elliot's plan
Cluemaster was next.
Cluemaster: (to Aang) Carver knows that by firing that missile at the Chinese High Command, he'll be able to start a war between China and the United Kingdom, with him getting what he wants in the end. It's almost a perfect plan. I just hope we won't be too late to stop it.
Aang: Don't worry we won't be too late. We are always ready to stop the plans of bad guys.
Starlight Glimmer: That's right and we have always been a huge thorn in all of evil's side.
Cozy Glow: And it's awesome.
Trixie Lulamoon: Yep it's really cool and amazing.
Triple Berry: You got that right.
Juniper Montage: Evil will think twice on messing with us.
Clover: You got that right.
Hex: Yeah you got that right.
Lightning Lisa: Most good for us but bad for them.
Carmen Cortez: Yeah you said it.
Juni: Yep.
James Bond: And it always ends badly for evil.
Cluemaster: Indeed it does. Lets do it!
They fired waves of wind, magic, bones, stars and energy and smashed him down.
Aang: ALL RIGHT!
Starlight Glimmer: That was amazing!
Battle 11: ToQgers, Megaforce Rangers, Nico, Ice Luan, Lana, Lola, Laney, Lucy, Lily and Lisa VS Film Shadow.
Film Shadow was next.
Nico: This is gonna be awesome.
Nico teleported and opened Film Shadow's safe and in it was a bunch of weapons. They were for the Samurai Warrior Girls in Lincoln's Harem.
For Oichi, it's a kendama called Lincoln's Faith, the model for this weapon is based on her Cup and Iron Kendama from Samurai Warriors 2, but the large ball has the same snow white hair as Lincoln, and the large cups and the main body is in Lincoln's favorite color, orange.
For Ina, it's a Bladed Bow called Heavenly Dove, the model for this weapon is based on her Celestial Archer weapon from Samurai Warriors 2: Xtreme Legends, but the bow's body is white and the large quiver full of arrows has angel wings on it.
For Okuni, it's an Umbrella called Celestial Moon, the model for this weapon is based on her Heavenly Flower Umbrella from Samurai Warriors 2: Xtreme Legends, but the umbrella is crimson red with the full moon and stars on it and a long handle with a curved golden cane.
For Ginchiyo Tachibana, it's a serrated sword called Thunder Queen's Fury, the model for this weapon is based on her Heaven's Bite sword from Samurai Warriors 2, but the blade's handle is longer, and the massive, wide, serrated blade is 6'5" in length.
For Koshosho, it's a Celestial Robe called Robe of The Heavens, the model for this is based on her Heavenly Abundance celestial robe from Samurai Warriors 4, but the robe is white with angels from Heaven, and the large globes at the end are vermillion red.
For Naotora Il, it's a pair of Bladed Boots called Heaven's Boots, the model for these are based on her Fire Goddess Boots, but the blades on the boots are silver with angels on them.
For Kai, it's a Whip Sword called Ocean Cleaver, the model for this weapon is based on her Serpent Chain Whip Sword from Samurai Warriors 4, but the blade is 6'5" in length and has a long crimson red handle and a golden disk for the hilt.
For Lady Hayakawa, it's a Dakyu stick called Heaven's Staff, the model for this weapon is based on her Floating Staff weapon from Samurai Warriors 4, but the ball is blue with an angel on it.
For Nene, it's a pair of Dual Kunai called Celestial Wings, the model for these blades are based on her Soaring Steel dual kunai from Samurai Warriors 2: Xtreme Legends, but the large blades have red jewels for the hilts, long gold handles, and angels etched on the blades.
For Gracia, it's a pair of Bracelets called Heaven's Brace, the model for these bracelets are based on her Goddess of Creation bracelets from Samurai Warriors 4, but the bracelets are gold and they have a red rose on them.
For Chacha, it's a pair of hairpins called Heaven's Kaleidoscope, the model for these two hairpins are based on her Kamuōichi's Delight hairpins from Samurai Warriors: Spirit of Sanada, but the balls on the hairpins are crimson red, the cups are gold, and the pins are crimson red.
For Mitsuki, it's a pair of knuckles called Fists of The Heavens, the model for these are based on her Divine Thunder gloves from Samurai Warriors 5, but the gloves are gold with angel wings on them.
And for Sena, it's a naginata called Heaven's Goddess, the model for this is based on her Sun's Goddess naginata from Samurai Warriors 5, but the hilt of the blade are gold angel wings, and an angel etched on the blade.
Once in hand, they'll get a massive power and energy increase.
Nico teleported back with the weapons.
Film Shadow: Those are cool weapons.
Nico: Boy they sure are. I think these are really amazing.
Right Suzuki: I do too. Shall we dance?
Film Shadow: Lets shall!
ToQgers: TOQ CHANGE!
NOW TRANSFORMING! PLEASE STAND BEHIND THE WHITE LINE!
In a flash of rainbow light they transformed.
TOQ ICH! TOQ NII! TOQ SAN! TOQ YON! TOQ GO! TOQ ROKU! TOQ NANA!
ToQgers: THE VICTORIOUS IMAGINATION! RESSHA SENTAI TOQGERS!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
A massive rainbow fire explosion went off behind them and they were ready for action!
Nico: AWESOME!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! RAIL FORCE!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the ToQgers too!
Film Shadow: WHOA! Two ToQger teams!?
Nico: Lots of stuff has happened over the last 46+ Years. It's a darn shame that some of the Japanese Ranger Teams weren't adapted into the American Series.
Film Shadow: Wow. But that is a shame. It would have been cool to see the ToQger's in America.
Right Suzuki: It sure would.
Lana: That would have been cool.
Lily: Yeah it would!
Nico: Yeah it would. Lets Par-Tay!
ToQgers: FULL SPEED AHEAD!
They went at Film Shadow and kicked him down with a mighty kick.
Nico: AWESOME! HYPER RESSHA BLASTER!
Right had the blaster ready and the Rangers fired a line of trains and the group fired energy blasts and element blasts and the blasts all hit Film Shadow and he exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
He was dead!
Nico: Film Shadow you have failed this city!
Troy Burrows: Ranger's that's a Super Mega Win.
We regrouped and we were ready to face Elliot Carver and his henchmen.
Gia: You're SO under arrest!
Megaforce Rangers: Legndary Ranger Mode: S.P.D.!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the S.P.D. Rangers!
Nico: Perfect choice for this situation.
?: (British Accent) I will kill all of you for ruining my plans!
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbing around my legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around the legs of Lincoln's sisters, the eight large orange orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Menat's legs were glowing, and that means big trouble was coming.
Harry Potter: (British Accent) Oh no, that voice. I should've known you'd be here, Salazar Slytherin.
A figure came out of the shadows, and it was none other than Salazar Slytherin, the racist founder of Slytherin House, and whose racial views were idolized by Voldemort, The Death Eaters, Malfoy, and his goons.
Salazar Slytherin is the posthumous overarching antagonist of the Harry Potter book and film franchise. He is one of the four founders of Hogwarts who founded the House of Slytherin and the ancestor of Lord Voldemort. Estranged from his fellow founders, Slytherin's goal was to purge Hogwarts from all Muggle-borns to keep the blood purity from Pure-blood wizards intact, directly influencing all the actions of Lord Voldemort and his Death Eaters hundreds of years later.
Beginnings
Salazar Slytherin was one of the first recorded parselmouths (wizards that have the extremely rare ability to speak to snakes). When he founded Hogwarts with the other three founders: Godric Gryffindor, Helga Hufflepuff and Rowena Ravenclaw, he chose students that show traits of resourcefulness, leadership, ambition, cunning, shrewdness and determination.
He also had a friendly and harmonious relations with the other three founders, and all four coexisted peacefully.
Disillusionment, construction of the Chamber of Secrets, and departure from Hogwarts
Despite his harmonious coexistence and friendly relations with the other founders, Salazar Slytherin became disillusioned as time passed, wanting to be more selective of the students admitted to Hogwarts. He believed that the school should only accept pure blood witches and wizards, as he distrusted Muggle-borns, possibly of the great conflict between Wizardkind and Muggles. He tried to sway the other founders to agree with him but they refused, especially Godric Gryffindor. This caused Salazar Slytherin's friendship with Godric Gryffindor to break and resulted in him leaving the school. Before leaving, Slytherin built a secret hidden hall deep underneath the castle where he placed a Basilisk egg without the knowledge of the other founders.
Slytherin planned to have his "heir" eventually find that hidden room and unleash the Basilisk in order to kill all Muggle-born students in Hogwarts. This secret room came to be known as "The Chamber of Secrets" after the other founders heard rumours of its existence but were unable to find it.
Legacy
Future Hogwarts headmasters conducted multiple attempts to find Slytherin's Chamber of Secrets but all proved to be futile, leading the Chamber to be dismissed as a mere myth. As time passed and the castle was expanded, the Chamber was flooded by the addition of plumbing systems while a girl's bathroom was built over the original secret entrance, making the said said bathroom the new entrance.
It is unknown when or how he died, but it is known that his portrait is still at Hogwarts and his locket was made into a horcrux by Voldemort.
Bloodline
Slytherin's bloodline was passed down through the female line for generations. The Gaunt family, who practised inbreeding by marrying their own cousins, in order to keep their bloodline pure and their ability to speak Parseltounge, were the last known family to possess Salazar Slytherin's blood. Among the last of the Gaunts included Marvolo Gaunt and his two children Morfin and Merope. Merope fell in love with a Muggle named Tom Riddle and eloped with him, while her father and brother were in Azkaban. Eventually Tom and Merope's marriage resulted in the birth of Tom Marvolo Riddle, later known as Lord Voldemort.
Riddle discovered that he was the heir of Slytherin during his time as a Hogwarts student, as such he found the Chamber of Secrets and initially followed Slytherin's plan. However, after the Basilisk killed Myrtle Warren, the school was threatened to be shut down. As such, Riddle was forced to stop accessing the Chamber and instead left one of his Horcruxes behind so that he could continue using the Basilisk through someone else in the future.
After Voldemort's death, everyone thought that Slytherin's bloodline had ended. More than 20 years after Voldemort's death, it's revealed that Voldemort had a daughter with Bellatrix Lestrange, her name was Delphini. As of 2020, Delphini is the last known survivor of the Slytherin bloodline.
Me: So, that's one of the Founders of Hogwarts, Salazar Slytherin.
Harry Potter: That's right, J.D. But, how is this possible? He passed away a long time ago.
Me: Yeah its been over 1,000 years.
Suddenly, our Dark Orb detectors went off, and we soon found out that Salazar Slytherin was brought back by a Dark Orb embedded in his hand.
Me: A Dark Orb. Figures.
Paige: I've had it with this monster to last an eternity.
Me: We all have Paige. It was because of this very monster that Voldemort was going to wipe out 99% of the entire human race. His pureblood supremacist ways will die with him. Just like Voldemort did when we killed him.
Suddenly, Paige's eyes turned neon blue, as she was surrounded by an orange energy aura with lava and phoenixes surrounding her and the heat coming off of her was incredible, and as she approached Salazar Slytherin, she left orange energy, lava, dragons, and phoenixes with every step.
Paige: Salazar Slytherin, your racial views against half-wizards and humans will never be welcome in the Wizarding World. Your followers paid the price with either prison or death, and now, it's your turn to pay the price for your crimes!
Then, Paige was surrounded by a massive vortex of orange energy with lava surrounding it. There was a phoenix flying around the vortex, and inside the vortex was a neon red phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Paige emerged, but she was changed forever.
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Paige grew to 6'0" in height, she had the body of a goddess, her light orange hair grew to reach the bottom of her neck and she had neon red highlights in the bangs, she has neon orange eyes and an orange energy aura with red hot lava and phoenixes surrounding her, she has a phoenix with the Fire Kanji emblazoned on her forehead, she has on phoenix earrings with the Fire Kanji in its claws and a necklace with the phoenix holding the Fire Kanji in its claws for the pendant, Paige has on a yellow sleeveless blouse with a purple phoenix on it, red skirt with lava on it, long blue jeans, red ankle-high leather combat boots, and a sleeveless red trenchcoat with lava on the coattails and a phoenix on the back, and she has large orange angel wings with lava dripping from the large feathers. Paige now has a new large sword in her hand called The Sword of The Honouians, it's a large sword with a Fire Angel etched on the 6'5" massive, wide, double-edged blade, two large red angel wings for the crossguard, large fire gem for the sword's hilt, longer black handle, and a large red faceted sphere pommel with surrounding fire gems. Paige has on her brand-new Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with orange gems on her wrists, her brand-new Belt of Elemental Bravery with large orange gem on her waist, and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a golden kanji on the back of the sleeveless trenchcoat right below the phoenix that said, "Paige, Last of The Honouian Race, Awesome Gamer of Gotham Royal York, Slayer of Irredeemable Scum, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, and Master of Lava, Fire, Volcanoes, and Phoenixes."
ペイジ、ホノイアンレースの最後、ゴッサムロイヤルヨークの素晴らしいゲーマー、取り返しのつかないスカムのスレイヤー、リンカーンラウドの愛する未来の妻、溶岩、火、火山、フェニックスのマスター
Paige has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-HONOUIAN 750,000,000,000 VOLCANIC INFERNOSTORM LAVA ANGEL OF JUSTICE AND LOVE!
We were amazed by Paige's Super Angel 750,000,000,000 transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face. But, when Salazar Slytherin saw it, he fell into an insane dark rage.
Me: Whoa, Paige has transformed.
Nico: You said it, J.D., and now, she's going to burn Salazar Slytherin for his crimes, and see to it he never returns again.
Lincoln: Wow, Paige, you look beautiful. How do you feel?
Paige: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of Lava and Love) I feel incredible, Linky, and now, I'm going to destroy this evil wizard once and for all. (To Lincoln) Would you like to join in?
Lincoln: Of course.
Me: Go get him guys! If there is one thing I absolutely HATE more than anything else it's a racist!
Lincoln: With pleasure!
Lincoln transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu Infinity Elemental Thundersnow Buffalo Angel of Frozen Lightning Justice, and unholstered his massive Sword of Taranis from his wider muscular back, and he joined with Paige.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Thundersnow Elemental Voice of Justice) Let's put an end to Salazar Slytherin once and for all.
Paige and Lincoln went after Salazar Slytherin, who fired a blast of magic at them with his wand, but they dodged it, and they both fired powerful blasts of neon orange energy and neon blue energy with elemental forces orbiting around the blue cores, elemental forces, lava, and ice at Salazar Slytherin, which hits the evil wizard, and exploded with incredible power.
Salazar Slytherin got up, and he tried to attack again, but Lincoln fired a blast of energy which hits Salazar Slytherin's wand and incinerates it, and then, Paige and Lincoln fired a blast of red energy, which hits Salazar Slytherin, and sucked out his magic, powers, and knowledge of magic, and they, along with the rest of us, made them our own.
Paige: Time for the Grand Finale, Linky.
Lincoln: You read my mind, Paige.
Paige and Lincoln: This is the end, Salazar Slytherin. DARK WIZARD EXTINCTION MEGABLAST!
Paige and Lincoln fired a massive blast of lava, which transformed into two phoenixes made of lava, and they had Super Hakai energy infused into them, and as they hit their target, they exploded with incredible power, killing Salazar Slytherin, and not only was Salazar Slytherin Super Hakaied, but the remaining Death Eaters in The Warp were also Super Hakaied for good. Salazar Slytherin's bloodline and hatred had been silenced forever.
We cheered wildly for what Paige and Lincoln did, as they holstered their massive blades on their backs and powered down, but Paige's new clothes, weapons, and jewelry are permanent.
Then, Lincoln picked Paige up in his abnormally large and powerful muscular arms, and as they had locked eyes, they shared a very passionate kiss and hug, as a pool of lava formed behind them, and they took on the form of a phoenix spreading its wings, and it let out a screech into the air. We had tears in our eyes and a smile on our faces at the scene.
Me: Now, that's so awesome.
Nico: You said it, what an awesome display.
Becky: My little sister's now become a woman, I'm so proud of her.
Leni: We all are, Becky.
Lori: You said it, Leni.
We then went back to going after Caver and his henchmen. I punched Carver in his face.
We were firing lasers and elemental blasts at the henchmen and killing them one by one and destroying them all over.
Kopond and Drakness were blasting them all over the place and really letting them have it.
POW! BAM! BIFF! CRACK!
I was punchin and kicking Elliot Carver all over.
Elliot Carver: YOU RUINED EVERYTHING FOR ME!
Me: And I show no remorse for that. The only place you are going is right before the world leaders so you can face judgement.
Elliot Carver: The missile's fully programmed. In a matter of minutes, my plan will succeed. I'll be out of here in a Carver News helicopter covering the event. It's going to be a fantastic show!
Me: I may have some breaking news for you, Elliot...
I punched him in the face all over.
Me: You forgot the first rule of mass media, Elliot... GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT!
POW! BLAM! BIFF! CRACK!
I punched him in the face all over.
Me: I won't let you get away with everything you've done!
POW!
I punched him in the stomach.
Thunderblast, Notacon, Inferno and Muscle Man used the Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they turned Thunderblast's rocket launcher into a cannon and enhanced Notacon and Muscle Man's powers and Inferno's Extinguisher Rifle 100-fold.
Thunderblast and Notacon: BLASTING MUTANT BURST!
Muscle Man: You know who else likes smashing your faces in with combos? MY MOM!
G1 Inferno and Muscle Man: MUSCLE BURST BLAST!
Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Trixie Lulamoon, Triple Berry, Juniper Montage, Clover the Clever, Undead Skylanders and Lightning Lisa: UNDEAD THUNDERSTRIKE MEGABURST!
They fired waves of energy, lightning and magic and blew many of the henchmen apart.
James Bond, Carmen Cortez, Juni, Laney, Eli, Lola, Grizzly and Nico: SPY FURY BLAST!
They fired waves of energy and blasted many of the henchmen apart.
Lincoln: SPY LIGHTNING STYLE: JAMES BOND!
Jessica: SPY STING STYLE: BLACK WIDOW!
Girl Jordan: SPY WATER STYLE: AGENT 13!
Tatsumaki: SPY WIND STYLE: AGENT 13
Entrapta: SPY TECH STYLE: BETH BAILEY!
Perfuma: SPY NATURE STYLE: JACK BAUER!
Frosta: SPY ICE STYLE: SNAPPER CARR!
Toph: SPY EARTH STYLE: COOL MCCOOL!
Hilda: (British Accent) SPY FIRE STYLE: DANGER MOUSE!
Paige: SPY WIND STYLE: JOHNNY FEDORA!
Tyris Flare: SPY FIRE STYLE: OSCAR GOLDMAN!
Blaze Fielding: SPY DARK STYLE: MAX GUEVARA!
Kei: SPY LIGHTNING STYLE: MARA JADE!
Yuri: SPY WIND STYLE: GABRIEL JONES!
Asuka Kazama: SPY FIRE STYLE: ACE VENTURA!
Lili De Rochefort: SPY WATER STYLE: CLAY QUATERMAIN!
They fired waves of elements and energy and they formed into said spies and they hit the rest of the Henchmen and killed them. We then set our sights on Elliot Carver.
Lincoln and his Harem: SPY FINAL SMASH: SPIES OF MAYHEM!
They donned their spy outfits and smashed Elliot carver all over and fired bazookas made from elemental energies which explode on contact with Elliot Carver
Me: SPY BURST BLAST!
I fired a massive wave of energy and the blasts all hit Elliot and exploded.
KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!
He was knocked down and knocked out.
Me: Now you are under arrest.
CLICK!
I slapped the cuffs on him and tied him up.
We disarmed the missile and we decided to have the stealth boat be used by us.
Pyro: Thank goodness we stopped Carver in time!
Carmen Ccortez: Was there any doubt?
Hydro Man: Of course not.
Hsi Wu: Now, World War III won't occur.
Grumblemon: Nor will it ever!
Electrocutioner: So, quick question. Do you guys think Carol's feeling better now?
Me: One can hope. Now lets get this asshole to the United Nations for trial.
Nico: Yep.
Me: Great job today everyone. Great job.
James Bond: Thank you all so much J.D. Very clever to capture Elliot to have him face trial for his crimes.
Me: Yep. No bad deed goes unpunished no matter how terrible.
Wai Lin: That's true. Thank you guys.
James Bond: Now lets go find some good quality time of our own?
Wai Lin: We shall.
Me: Oohohohoho. Don't get too kinky now.
They went to the quarters of the boat. We fixed the engines and made them better than ever and then we piloted the boat back to New York and we went to the United Nations building. I told M at MI6 about what happened and all that and she was amazed. At the United Nations Building, the world leaders were gathered and I played the evidence for them and what they heard was shocking and they were all OUTRAGED! Mostly China and England were outraged that Carver played them like a fiddle. Carver was immediately found guilty of his crimes and they were Kidnapping, Blackmail, Conspiracy, Attempted genocide, Mass murder, War crimes, Incrimination, Journalistic malpractice and Terrorism. He was sentenced to eternity in the Neptune Cryo-Prison. Over at the Meat House, we did a little investigating and found out that the meat there was AWFUL! It was not just the meat though. It was EVERY ITEM OF FOOD THERE! We found out that the steaks were disgusting and more. The whole place was an absolute cesspool. We found out that Carol got sick there because the owner made the restaurant to look like a good restaurant and served their rotten food to Carol and it made her really sick! The Owner was arrested and the restaurant was closed under the direct order of the Health Department, The Gotham Royal York Better Business Bureau and the Gotham Royal York Department of Labor. Turns out the Owner was not paying the employees one penny and working them like slaves while he racked in the money for his horrible food. HOW STUPID CAN YOU GET!? The owner was immediately sent to prison for the rest of his life and was ordered to pay restitution in the amount of $832,934,432,567,343.00 to all the employees that worked there. And they threatened him with the death penalty if he didn't. He paid every cent to them and also Carol got a good share of the money too. Back at the estate we were checking on Carol.
Me: Hey Carol.
Carol: Hey guys. How was the mission?
Me: It went really well.
Carol: I saw it all over the news. That was a massive conspiracy.
Maria: It sure was. But thank goodness we stopped it.
Kirby: So did you guys go to the Meat House?
Me: We sure did Kirby and you wouldn't believe what we found out over there.
I told her everything and Carol was floored.
Carol: Whoa man! (VOMITS INTO A BUCKET)
Me: (Winces) Ew.
Maria: (Pats Carol's back) You'll be all right Carol. But we closed down that restaurant and the owner is condemned to prison for the rest of his godforsaken life.
Me: And you got a good portion of the restitution money.
Maria: Yep.
Carol: Good. Thank goodness.
Pickle Barrel: Drink some water Carol.
Carol drank some water.
Nico: That man was worse than Mr. Krabs in every way.
Eli: Yeah he sure was.
Maria: But after you get better, we're going on a huge shopping spree.
Carol: Cool.
Me: We have a lot to tell you.
Carmen Cortez: (To the viewers) We've seen the last of Elliot Carver and put an end to a huge global conspiracy. And Carol will be right as rain next time.
Me: That's good.
We got to telling Carol about everything that happened and she was amazed and we later went to sleep. Maria stayed with Carol to help her out in case she throws up some more and so did Eli. We went to bed. Paris Carver divorced her so-called husband and now lives in the beautiful penthouse suite at the hotel where the Stalker once lived and it was beautiful for her. With all the money she had from her so-called husband she now can enjoy everything with luxury.
THE END
Another awesome chapter done.
James Bond in Tomorrow Never Dies is one of my all time favorites and Pierce Brosnan and Michelle Yeoh did a great job in that movie. But what Elliot Carver did in that movie was absolutely terrible. It was awesome and action packed though. The first part of the chapter was for the Naruto OVA Mission: Protect the Hidden Waterfall Village and that was a great one. Fu unlocked her strongest transformation ever in this one. The second part was for the Web Comic called Emma, Little Girl VS The Walking Dead and that was a sad and scary one about a little girl that ends up having to fight for survival in a Zombie Apocalypse. Poor Emma. But we have her family rescued and all that. NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Etstheclarencefan and ninjakingofhearts all gave me the ideas for this and so did the Guest Reviewer. Thank you guys. Next rescue for me is gonna be in London and we're going into the world of 2015's Danger Mouse and it's gonna be awesome to meet one of London's most amazing and action packed heroes: Danger Mouse. We're going to not only take down Baron Silas von Greenback but we're also going to meet a Frankenstein's Monster girl named Fran and an Argentinosaurus Gene-Slammer named Megan Wendoll and she is from America and is the largest of the gene-slammers we have seen and the 2nd Dinosaur Gene-Slammer we've met. She is also Nico's friend from Cooking Classes and is an awesome cook. Also we're going to meet an Aurorus Gene-Slammer from Norway named Estella Oresdotter and she is the long lost little sister of Tora Oresdotter A.K.A. Ice. Me, Eli, Allie, Nene, Maria, Marie, Qin, Erica, Missy, Simone, Miranda, Gina, Aylene Carter and the Vaporeon Gene-Slammer will be there to meet them and Aylene Carter will also transform in that one. Need your help on that one Guest please. The next rescue for Lincoln will be in the I Am Weasel episode Disease Fiesta but instead of I.R. Baboon being the villain it will be the Cruel Veterinarian from Courage the Cowardly Dog and FLUTTERSHY has a few choice words for that lunatic! The next chapter is another awesome Secret Squirrel Adventure and this one is GOLDEN. We're going after the villain Goldflipper and we're going to stop him from stealing all of the world's Gold Teeth and keeping them all for himself.
See you all tomorrow
