NO MERCY ON THE SOLDIERS, MERCY ON THE GORGONITES!
In New York City, New York, me, Allie Wilde, Eli, Maria, Qin, Marie, Missy, Erica, Lillian, Megan, Nene, Simone, Miranda, Gina, Girl Jordan and Leana the Pheromosa Gene-Slammer were walking down the streets.
Me: New York City, one of the most populated cities in the country.
Leana McDougall: Qin, if you, Erica, and Missy want to transform too, you can.
Missy: I think we're fine for now.
Qin: We're going to only use our Gene-Slammer forms in reserve when necessary.
Leana: Oh. That's all right.
Leana concentrated and groaned as her hair fell out.
Nene: I wonder who we'll find here.
Leana turned into PHEROMOSA!
Eli: I have a feeling it's gonna be big.
KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
We heard an explosion and then we went into an auditorium and we saw Spiderman fighting Venom and Carnage!
Me: Lets go!
We rushed in and Girl Jordan kicked Carnage in the face and smashed him into the wall!
Girl Jordan: I got a bone to pick with you Carnage!
Me: Still just as fucked up as ever!
Maria: Venom. I'm not here to fight. I just want to talk. (to the others) Can you guys hold Carnage off and give the two of us some privacy?
Me: You bet we will Maria and it's Girl Jordan that wants to rip him apart the most even though she got over her vendetta.
Maria: Great! Go get that son of a bitch!
Me: With pleasure.
We went at Carnage.
Maria: (smiles) So. How's your day been so far?
Venom: We have been very busy.
Maria: That's a big case and it looks like Carnage has been busy too. But Venom let me talk to Eddie for a bit.
Venom had Eddie's face appear.
Maria: Eddie I know what happened to you. You went through a huge nightmare after everything that happened to you and I'm sorry about that. But Spiderman is not to blame for everything that happened to you. It's J. Jonah Jameson. He ruined your life. Let me tell you about why he hates ALL heroes with a vengeance.
Maria did so and she told him everything about why he HATES and LOATHES all heroes with a massive vendetta and all that. And he was shocked.
Maria: There's more. I know you know Spiderman's true name and we do too. But you are Venom would make awesome heroes that can show that monster J. Jonah Jameson wrong.
But you and Venom would make a great team for Spiderman.
Eddie: But Venom wants me to…
Maria: Eddie, Venom is bonded to you yes. But you make the decisions because he is part of you. Think about Ashley. Do it for her.
Eddie then realized that Maria was right and he reigned Venom in with the strength of his will and power and he became a new person!
Eddie: Wow! Thanks Maria. That was awesome.
Maria then saw Jameson lurking about.
Maria: And speak of the Devil!
Jameson: (nervously) Oh, I was just-
Maria: Planning to unmask Spiderman after he's exhausted fighting Carnage? I can see that.
Jameson: But why are you talking with Brock? I fired him!
Maria: Because you don't care! Also you hate all heroes right? You want them to suffer and you want the villains to get all the credit.
Jameson was sweating bullets.
Maria: It should be the other way around! Heroes deserve just as much credit as anyone!
She looked at Eddie.
Maria: (to Venom) So, what do you say? Will you help me just like the you I know has several times?
Eddie: We will.
Maria: Great. Jameson, there's an old term that we know for a long time.
Jameson: What's that?
Maria: (Flares up her aura) It's Payback Time!
Venom: And this time we are gonna dish it out!
Venom punched Jameson in the face and sent him into the wall. Then Maria entombed him in a ball of water.
Jameson: You think I'm afraid of water?!
Maria: Oh it's not water you should be afraid of.
Maria enveloped him in a ball of water completely and then froze him completely in a huge ball of ice!
Venom: Very clever.
Maria: Thanks. Now lets finish Carnage.
We regrouped and we were facing Carnage!
Qin: I've had enough of this creep to last an eternity!
Suddenly, Qin's eyes turned neon green, and she was surrounded by a green energy aura with green fire and komodo dragons, she unholstered her Sword of The DNA Spliceteam from her back, and as she approached Animated Venom and Animated Carnage, she left green energy, green fire, and komodo dragons with every step.
Qin: What you are trying to do by stealing that Portal Machine is going to mean trouble for the entire Earth and mankind, and on top of that, you have committed a lot of crimes here that can't be forgiven. This time, I'm putting a stop to you once and for all Carnage!
Then, Qin was surrounded by a massive vortex of green energy with green fire surrounding it, there was a green komodo dragon running around the vortex, and there was a vermillion red phoenix in the vortex. Then, as the vortex faded, Qin emerged, but she was changed forever.
Qin grew to 6'0" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she had green highlights on the bangs of her long black hair, she has green eyes and a green energy aura with green fire and komodo dragons surrounding her, she has a komodo dragon with the Fire Kanji emblazoned on her forehead, she has on komodo dragon earrings with the Fire Kanji in its claws and a necklace with a komodo dragon with the Fire Kanji in its claws for the pendant, she has large black angel wings with green tips on the large black feathers and green fire coming from the tips. She has on a green sleeveless blouse with a vermillion red phoenix on it, green skirt with green flames and a komodo dragon on it, black pants, and black leather ankle-high combat boots, and a vermillion red sleeveless trenchcoat with green fire and komodo dragons on the coattails and a komodo dragon on the back. The massive, wide, double-edged blade of her Sword of The DNA Spliceteam grew to 6'5" in length and the long black handle grew a little longer. Qin has on her brand-new Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with green gems on her wrists, Belt of Elemental Bravery with large green gem for the belt buckle on her waist, and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a gold kanji on the back below the komodo dragon that said, "Qin Chen, Komodo Dragon Gene-Slammer of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Friend of Nico and Many Others, Descendant of Fa Mulan and Emperor Qin the Dragon Emperor, Defender of China's Honor, and Slayer of The Eternally Damned."
秦陳、コモドドラゴンジーン-チームラウドフェニックスストームのスラマー、ニコと他の多くの友人、ファムーランの子孫と皇帝秦ドラゴン皇帝、中国の名誉の擁護者、そして永遠に堕落したスレイヤー
Qin has transformed into SUPER ANGEL 750,000,000,000 GREEN FIRESTORM KOMODO DRAGON ANGEL OF CHINESE HONOR AND COURAGE!
When we saw it, we were amazed by Qin's Super Angel 750,000,000,000 transformation. Animated Carnage tried to attack her, but she fired a powerful blast of green fire, and it hurt him really badly, as Symbiotes hate fire and sound.
Me: WHOA! Qin you look awesome!
Eli: Incredible! You look incredible Qin!
Missy: Way to go!
Erica: Wow! How do you feel?
Qin: (Divine Echoing Voice of Fiery Dragonic Justice) I feel amazing guys. This power is strong enough to take down Carnage times infinity.
Allie Wilde: Awesome! Nico is gonna be really proud of you.
Qin: He sure will. (to Spiderman) Spiderman, you know we might kill Carnage, right?
Spiderman: I don't mind! I honestly wish I had your killing privelages.
Me: Wouldn't we all. But as you can see, Girl Jordan had a massive vendetta against Carnage. The reason is because he ruined her life.
I told him everything that happened and Spiderman and even those that hadn't heard about it were shocked!
Simone: WHOA! Carnage did that to her!?
Miranda: That is absolutely pure evil!
Gina Pele: What a heartless monster!
Me: That's why we have to kill Carnage!
I fired a massive blast of fire at Carnage and burned him all over.
Then suddenly…
WHOOOSH!
Something zoomed by us with incredible speed and spun Carnage around in a tornado of fire and burned the Carnage Symbiote off of Kasady and he was back to his pathetic human form!
Maria: Flash? Is that you?
Me: No that's not Flash.
We saw a Kineceleran come out.
Kineceleran: (In a girls voice) Thank goodness that Symbiote is gone.
Qin: That voice. Ellie, is that you?
Ellie Singh: Qin, Missy, Marie, Lillian, Megan, Erica? Wow! You girls are all here!
They hugged her.
Qin: Wow! It's awesome you're here.
POW! BIFF! CRACK! SMASH!
Girl Jordan was kicking and pulverizing Cletus Kasady all over with brutal fury!
Missy: Whoa! Girl Jordan is fighting him really well.
Eli: J.D. taught her all his moves.
Missy: Wow!
Venom: J.D. is a really good teacher.
Maria: I looked over Ashley for you. She just has a bump on the head but she'll be all right.
Venom: Thank goodness.
Spiderman (sees the machine) Venom? You might want to get back.
Venom: Why?
Spiderman: I know how to defeat Carnage!
Me: We're going to imprison him in another dimension for all eternity.
Venom: Good thinking!
Me: Here we go!
I powered up the machine and it activated a portal and Girl Jordan kicked Kasady in the face.
Girl Jordan: It's over for you Kasady! I may have forgiven you for everything you did to me but I will never allow you to hurt anyone else again!
Cletus Kasady: (Maniacal Laughter) You won't let me hurt anyone else!? Now where's the fun in that!
But then…
SHING SHING SHING!
Three arrows suddenly hit him square in the back and skewered him all the way through his black heart and the arrows came from a Red Archery Girl!
Red Archery Girl: I would take Girl Jordan's advice.
Me: Whoa! A Red Archery Girl!
Girl Jordan then kicked Kasady into the portal and he went through it and it closed.
Girl Jordan: Take that!
Eli: Awesome!
I put on my blind man glasses and Eli covered his eyes and I snapped my fingers and Ellie and Leana were reverting back.
Leana: (regains her hair) Spiderman? Can you and Venom please look away?
Spiderman: Sorry.
They had their backs turned at them and they wouldn't look.
Leana and Ellie reverted back and they were naked and Maria gave them new clothes and they put them on.
Qin: Ellie.
Erica: It's awesome to have you back with us.
Ellie: I missed you all.
They hugged.
Missy: Looks like the Quantum Girls are all back together.
Me: Nico has been really worried about you Ellie.
Ellie: I can tell you all were. But Qin you look amazing. It's like you've become an amazing warrior.
Qin: Lots of things have happened to us on many of our adventures.
She powered down and her jewelry, clothes and weapons were permanent.
Ellie: (holds her in pain while smiling sadly) Thanks for trying, girls. Please tell Nico I miss him.
Simone: You can reign the power in with the strength of your will Ellie.
Erica: That's right. We did it and so can you. Concentrate.
Ellie did so and she then glowed in a neon teal aura and she was stronger and more.
Ellie: Whoa! That was intense. But wow! I feel amazing.
Me: Try running to the Empire State Building and back.
Ellie: Okay.
ZOOOM!
She ran fast at 500 miles per hour and came back in 2 seconds.
Ellie: Done! Wow! I have superspeed now.
Eli: Wow you sure do! That was awesome!
Missy: It sure was. Welcome to the DNA Spliceteam.
Eddie: Thanks for helping me out guys. Now me and Venom can help Parker out.
Me: That's great. I'm sorry about what Jameson did to you Eddie. He has no right to treat you like that. But this is a good start on the road to redemption.
Eddie: It is. We all will be great partners.
Me and Eddie shook hands and we went back to the estate.
Back at the World Tree Estate, Lori was walking back to the living room when something caught her eye.
Lori: (sees something in the backyard) Nico? You literally might want to look at this.
Nico came out to the backyard and his eyes widened.
Nico: HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!
UH OH!
The mascots had a slingshot and Leonard and his pigs were there and they saw the Mascots doing a reenactment of the Angry Birds App and they were simulating a level and instead of real eggs they were using Easter Eggs full of money.
Nico: So THIS is what you guys were gonna do. Now I see what that package you ordered was for.
Shanan: I thought this was a really cool idea. It's just like in the game and in the movie.
Nico: POROMON! WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING ON MAKING THIS?!
Poromon: We wanted to see what it was like to do an Angry Birds Level.
Red: I'm honored that you guys want to see what that was like for us.
Chuck: It was really fun for us to take on Leonard and his pigs to get our eggs back.
Bomb: Boy it sure was. Good times there huh fellas?
Bubbles: You got that right.
Poromon: I thought it was cool.
Sheldon: We thought so too.
Lola: Sheldon's participating too?
Lynn: Oh, c'mon! Sheldon counts as a mascot too!
Sheldon: She's right.
Plankton: I think that's really something.
Lynn: I do too. And this is better than stacking a bunch of beer bottles.
Nico: True. BUT THIS IS JUST AS DANGEROUS!
Leonard: Actually the glass, concrete and wood are all made of foam.
He squeezed the wood and glass and concrete and it was all made of foam ball foam.
Nico: Oh that's different.
Lori: Yeah.
Nico: We have to hide all of this before Maria, J.D., and the others get back!
Me: We're back!
Nico: Uh oh.
Me: What's going on here?
I saw what the Mascots were planning.
Me: Whoa the Mascots were gonna reenact a level from Angry Birds the game. So that's why Poromon ordered that package. Very clever.
Ellie: It sure is.
Nico: (Gasps) Ellie? Is that you?!
Ellie Singh: Yes it's me Nico. I'm back and now part of the team.
Nico went over and hugged her and he was crying.
Red: Thank goodness you guys found Ellie.
Chuck: Where was she?
Red Archery Girl: It's a really unusual story.
Fire Princess: We'll have to hear about it.
Poromon: ELLIE!
Poliwag: ELLIE!
They hugged her.
Ellie Singh: Poromon, Poliwag! Wow! You two look awesome.
Poromon: Thanks Ellie.
Nico: That's right, you two. Get comfortable reuniting with Ellie. Because there's going to be consequences for all of this!
Me: Oh Nico come on. Don't be too hard on them. Besides I thought it was really awesome how they set this up.
May: It sure is awesome though. And it was a clever idea.
Leonard: It sure was. Just like old times.
Shanan: Brings back a lot of memories.
After dealing with Animated Venom and Animated Carnage, Lincoln, Me, Nico, Eli, Nicole, and Courtney (Total Drama) were heading to Los Angeles in the world of the 1994 action movie Speed, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the thirteen girls there, but we're also going to deal with the rogue LAPD cop Howard Payne and save a bunch of people from a bus that's gonna blow up an airplane and blow much of Los Angeles in half.
Howard Payne is the main antagonist of the 1994 sleeper hit action thriller Speed.
He was a retired police officer from a bomb squad unit. After his discharge due to an injury, he became an extortionist and an extremely calculating, manipulative, temperamental and psychopathic terrorist. He is Jack Traven's archenemy.
He was portrayed by the late Dennis Hopper, who also played Peter Vollmer in The Twilight Zone, Tom Ripley in The American Friend, Frank Booth in Blue Velvet, President Koopa in Super Mario Bros., the Deacon in Waterworld and Victor Drazen in 24.
Past career
Payne first worked for the Atlanta Police as a sergeant of the bomb squad team. In 1989, whilst defusing a bomb, his left hand was severely burned, and he also lost a thumb. He was forced into retirement afterwards as he proved too ineffective to do his job anymore. Payne's sanity snapped, and he turned to crime using his knowledge of bombs to become rich, regardless of how many lives he would take.
First Kidnapping and Attempt to Bomb Elevator
Five years later, Payne was working on a Los Angeles skyscraper express elevator during the night. A security guard spots him and asks to see his work permit, only to be stabbed in the ear with a screwdriver and killed by Payne, who is revealed to be planting bombs on the elevator's cables. After Payne bombs the cables, the emergency brakes are the only things holding the elevator car up. LAPD officers Jack Travenand Harry Temple manage to rescue the hostages before Payne detonates the emergency brakes sending the elevator plummeting to the basement. They find Payne in a freight elevator, who was overseeing the bombing.
Payne reveals he is wearing a bomb with a pressure release detonator, using it to take Harry hostage. Payne tricks the police into thinking that the express elevator is getting off on a different floor and takes Harry with him. Jack manages to shoot Harry in the leg, causing a confused Payne to release him. Jack tries to pursue Payne, who sets off a small explosion in the parking garage that appears to kill him. Jack and Harry are commended for their bravery in an official ceremony. Harry is promoted to Detective and given a desk job.
The next day, Jack observes as a Santa Monica Municipal Bus Lines bus explodes near him, killing the driver, who is a friend of Jack's. Payne calls Jack on a nearby pay phone, revealing that he faked his death and has rigged another bus to explode. Once the bus reaches 50 miles per hour, the bomb will be automatically armed. Should it drop below that speed, it will explode. Payne also threatens to detonate the bus manually if anyone attempts to get off the bus, or if the ransom is marked or not delivered by his deadline. The bus Payne rigs is an express bus, making an effort to stop the bus before the bomb arms futile. Jack locates the bus and jumps aboard, but the bomb has already been armed.
When Jack identifies himself as a police officer, one man draws a gun, believing Jack has come to arrest him, and accidentally shoots the driver, Sam. Another passenger, Annie Porter, takes the wheel and is forced to desperately maneuver through the city's congested streets at all costs.
Meanwhile, the police department receives their own extortion threat from Payne and responds with an escort for the bus while Jack's superior, Lieutenant McMahon, directs it from a following helicopter to the unused 105 freeway where a commandeered flatbed truck joins it to disembark the passengers. Jack, aware that the trailing news helicopters covering this emergency will inadvertently alert Payne, negotiates for the wounded bus driver to be evacuated from the moving bus. Payne agrees, but when he witnesses a terrified passenger named Helen recklessly trying to get off as well, he detonates a secondary explosive, which is a small bomb under the steps. This causes Helen to fall under the bus, where she is crushed to death beneath the wheels.
As they continue down the 105, they find out that the freeway is unfinished, as there is a 50 ft gap in the upcoming freeway flyover. Jack orders Annie to floor it, and they reach 70 miles per hour. The bus manages to jump the gap with room to spare.
They drive to Los Angeles International Airport where they can safely maintain their speed by driving in circles on the emergency runway and, being a restricted airspace, the police can operate without Payne seeing them in the media from the news helicopters. On the way in they accidentally hit tire spikes, damaging the rear tires. Jack goes under the bus on a sled in an attempt to defuse the bomb, but is unable to disarm it when he discovers it has been rigged with a collapsible circuit. He orders to be pulled to out, but when the sled loses control, he tries to grab hold of the bus and accidentally ruptures the fuel tank with a screwdriver.
Later, Harry learns about Payne's past as a bomb squad sergeant. He assembles a team which attempts to storm Payne's apparent residence, but Payne has already rigged the retirement house with a bomb which explodes, killing Harry and his team. When Payne gloats to Jack about the deaths of Harry and his team, Jack has a brief meltdown.
Once he calms down, Jack discovers that Payne is monitoring the bus with a hidden camera. Jack's colleagues loop the footage being transmitted to Payne so that the passengers can be evacuated safely to another bus. Jack and Annie are the last to evacuate, after which the bus crashes into a taxiing cargo plane and explodes. The police plan to catch Payne as he picks up the ransom money, but Payne discovers the looped video feed and in a rage realized that his plan was foiled. However, with another plan up his sleeve, he disguises himself as a police officer and kidnaps Annie before strapping a bomb with a pressure release detonator to her chest, just like he did to Harry in the skyscraper. Payne then escapes into the subway station, where he collects the ransom money. Jack catches Payne and demands for Annie's release, saying that Payne can get away with the money. However, Payne refuses to release Annie and threatens to set off the detonator if Jack steps closer to him. Payne proceeds to hijack a subway train, handcuffing Annie to one of the poles inside. Jack narrowly manages to get inside the train just as it starts moving.
Payne catches the conductor of the subway train answering the radio and kills him. He discovers that Jack is on the rooftop and that his money has been tainted when a dye pack bursts in his face, rendering the money useless. Losing whatever sanity he has left, a furious Payne starts shooting on the train's rooftop until he runs out of bullets. Taking his detonator, Payne climbs onto the rooftop and fights Jack. Eventually, Jack pushes Payne into the path of an oncoming signal light, which decapitates him, sending his headless body off the train. Jack barely manages to gain hold of the detonator and disarms Annie's bomb. However, the train cannot be stopped, because its control panel is heavily damaged by Payne's bullets. Jack also cannot free Annie from the handcuffs since he doesn't have the keys to unlock them. Jack observes the map and discovers that the track dead ends into the construction site under Hollywood/Highland. Jack accelerates the train, intentionally derailing it. The derailed train crashes through a wall where it comes to rest on Hollywood Boulevard. When Annie realizes that Jack stayed with her rather than saving himself, she passionately kisses him as pedestrians surround the train, watching and taking photos.
Lincoln: Wow, we're in the world of the 1994 movie Speed, and I think I know what we're going to do in this one, not only am I going to rescue the thirteen girls there, but we're also going to deal with rogue LAPD cop Howard Payne, and save a bunch of people from a bus that's gonna blow up an airplane and blow much of Los Angeles in half.
Me: That's right, big guy.
Nico: So, we're dealing with another rogue cop, but this time, he's now turned into a bomber fueled by greed. Oh, he's looking at life in prison or death for this one.
Me: Another cop gone bad in a sense and one seriously fucked up asshole.
Lincoln: Once we get done with him, he'll be begging to get the chair, because we're not showing him any mercy.
Courtney (Total Drama): What Howard Payne was planning is pure evil, he's endangering the lives of innocent people and all for money.
Me: He's been consumed by the sin of Greed, one of The Seven Deadly Sins.
Eli: Yep and we're going to make sure he pays.
?: HELP!
Suddenly, Lincoln heard the sound of thirteen girls calling out for help. With his deep sapphire blue cyborg eyes and superhuman sight, along with sensing energy signals, he saw and heard where the call for help was coming from. He then saw the thirteen girls, but they've been cornered by Howard Payne on the bomb-loaded bus, and he's going to kill them.
Lincoln: Guys, I found the thirteen girls, but that rogue cop Howard Payne has them cornered and on the bomb-loaded bus, and he's going to kill them. Come on, let's go.
We rushed on over, and we got on the bus. Then, Lincoln punched Howard Payne in the face, and he tied him up in a neon blue straitjacket, and Lincoln disarmed the bomb, and I got the bus to safety and out of the way of the plane. Everyone cheered for what we just did, but Howard Payne flew into a rage.
Howard Payne: NO, YOU RUINED EVERYTHING, YOU BASTARDS!
Lincoln punched Howard Payne in the head, and knocked him out, and handed him over to the cops, along with evidence of his crimes. Then, Lincoln and Nicole went up to the thirteen girls located there, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them. The thirteen girls were Sasame Mitsukuri, Miku Nishio, Hiyo Yukino, Shupe Gushiken, Roro Morooka, Kotoko Kintoki, Kiri and Uori Mukae, Haru Chitose, Eri Kumagai, and Sarasa Ryuoh from Music Girls, Shigure Kōsaka, and Kaname Kugatachi from History's Mightiest Disciple Kenichi.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Sasame Mitsukuri, Miku Nishio, Hiyo Yukino, Shupe Gushiken, Roro Morooka, Kotoko Kintoki, Kiri and Uori Mukae, Haru Chitose, Eri Kumagai, Sarasa Ryuoh, Shigure Kōsaka, and Kaname Kugatachi.
Nicole: From Music Girls and History's Mightiest Disciple Kenichi, awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Sasame Mitsukuri: Yeah, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Sasame Mitsukuri and the other twelve girls saw who it was that saved them from rogue LAPD cop Howard Payne, their faces turn atomic red upon seeing the 16-year-old 7'0" tall, handsome, white-haired, bare-chested hunk with abnormally large and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, deep sapphire blue thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead, a golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books on his massive right pec and surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, a Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem, and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids on top, a deep sapphire blue kanji on his wider muscular back that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Lightning Storms, The Weather, and the Thirteen Elemental Forces, Man With A Plan, Golden-Hearted Brother of 16 Siblings, and Golden-Hearted Lover, Father, Son, and Husband", and he had deep sapphire blue eyes.
He had his Sword of Taranis holstered on his wider muscular back, his orange Crystal Saber holstered on his left hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, the Pisces constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck, large weighted orange bands on his massive biceps and thighs, his large Cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive deep blue angel wings surging with powerful super lightning and the stars and blue nebulae reflecting on them, and he was dressed in an orange version of He Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with hanging silver lightning bolts held up by his Belt of Elemental Bravery with large orange gem for the belt buckle on his waist, a pair of blue pants with gold lightning bolts on the thighs, and large white leather combat boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and armor on the toe area, silver Thunder Kanji earrings, a large silver Thunder Kanji necklace on his neck and across his permanently bare chest, large fingerless black gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it, a large Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring on his left ring finger, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger, and he had eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs.
Sasame Mitsukuri: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.
Then, Lincoln made twelve clones of himself, and he and the twelve clones of himself went up to the girls, and they picked them up and hugged them in their abnormally large and powerful muscular arms, and kissed them on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrap their arms around the necks of Lincoln and his clones, as we cheered over the scene.
Sasame Mitsukuri: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
We went back home to the Estate, and we got the news from the court. Howard Payne was found guilty of domestic terrorism and murder, and he was sentenced to death. Howard Payne was chained to a post, and Lincoln fired a powerful neon blue energy ball with orbiting elemental forces around the core, and it exploded with incredible power, killing him and he was Super Hakaied for good.
After dealing with Howard Payne, Lincoln, Me, Nico, Garrett, Nicole, Tracer, Lori, Lynn, Laney, Lola, Jasmine Queenston, Bangray (Garrett's universe) and Jeeves Weevil were heading to the world of Jennifer's Body.
Lincoln: Whoa, we're in the world of the 2009 movie Jennifer's Body, and I think I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue Anita "Needy" Lesnicki, but we're going to save Jennifer Check from herself, she has been turned into an evil succubus who must feed on flesh to survive and has an unending hunger for blood.
Me: That's right, big guy.
Lori: Dana told me she saw that movie long ago in the theater, and Jennifer's bloodstained murderous acts terrified her so badly, she literally had nightmares for weeks.
Nico: Yikes.
Jeeves Weevil: (British Accent) And I'm looking forward to sending the demon possessing her back to Hell where it rightfully belongs, chaps.
Garrett: Yeah, and I sense that this is going to be a clusterfuck.
?: HELP!
Suddenly, Lincoln heard the sound of eleven girls calling out for help. With his deep sapphire blue cyborg eyes and superhuman sight, along with sensing energy signals, he saw and heard where the call for help was coming from. He saw Anita "Needy" Lesnicki, but she's been cornered by Jennifer Check, and the unwillingly bloodthirsty, flesh-eating succubus is going to kill her.
Lincoln: Guys, I found Anita, but she's been cornered by Jennifer Check, and she's going to kill her. Come on, let's go.
We rushed on over, and Lincoln fired a blast of light, which caused Jennifer Check to back away, since as a succubus, she's afraid of light, but it'd also sent her backing towards a magic rune circle created by Lincoln, and it trapped her inside it.
Anita: Thanks for the save.
Me: Jennifer, why are you doing this?
Jennifer Check: (Horrifying Demonic Voice) I have no other choice, if I don't feed on flesh and blood, I'll die. This was the result of that failed sacrifice. I don't want to do this, but it feels so good, to take the lives of the living, to feed on their flesh and blood.
Lori: She's literally lost it.
Lynn: She's given into the dark powers of Hell, and now, her soul is now eternally condemned.
Lola: She must be destroyed for good before she kills again.
Garrett: No, I've had it up to hear with that demon for all eternity but I am not letting her die because of something she can't control.
Suddenly, Garrett's eyes turned neon blue and blood red, and he was surrounded by a neon blue energy aura with stars and static surrounding him, and as he approached Jennifer Check, he left neon blue energy, stars, fire, blood, lightning and blue nebulae with every step.
Garrett: Jennifer Check, listen to yourself! Do you think that murder will solve your whole "being a succubus" thing? Do you think it will make you feel better and make you happy? NO! It won't!
Bangray (Garrett's universe): Garrett is right, Ms. Check! You have to stop it now. Continuing this will lead you too is a one way tickey to your own destruction.
Jasmine Queenston: This is like a double-edge sword. If you keep this up, death will be your only reward. All this will lead you to is a path to your own destruction and it only makes things worse.
Laney: That's right. If you keep this up, you'll be no better than Mithos Yggdrasil was when he got killed.
Me: You don't want to die because of that do you?
Jennifer Check then was shocked at what she heard and knew that I was right. Then she broke down crying and Jasmine comforted her.
Jeeves Weevil than does an exorcism and pulls the demon out of Jennifer Check and it takes the form of a blobby snake.
Lynn: And now to tear that evil snake to shreds for what it has done.
Jeeves Weevil: (British Accent) That's right, Lynn. (To the demon) And now, it's time for you to die.
We'd transformed, unholstered our weapons, and we went after the demon, and we'd blasted it with powerful neon colored energy blasts, lava, stars, and elemental forces, which exploded with such incredible power, and it angered the demon to no end. Suddenly, we'd felt her life force becoming weaker and weaker.
Nico: Whoa, it feels like it's becoming weaker and weaker.
Lori: (Divine Echoing Hurricane Voice of Justice) It hasn't fed on Anita or anyone else, it's a result of the possession, like Jennifer said. If she doesn't feed on flesh and blood, she'll become weaker by the second. Now's our chance to finish this demon off.
Garrett: (Staticy Voice) Now, everyone, together!
Everyone: HOLY FIRE BARRAGE!
Garrett: TASTE AMERICA MOTHERFUCKER!
Garrett loaded grenade rounds into BlueBlaze.
Jasmine Queenston: US OF A MOTHERFUCKER!
Jasmine Queenston pointed a Karl Gustav that appeared out of nowhere at the demon.
Lori: Wait, where did she literally get that?
Bangray (Garrett's universe): NO ONE POSSESSES SOMEONE WITHOUT CONSENT AND GETS AWAY WITH ON MY WATCH!
Bangray (Garrett's universe) got out a Carcano rifle.
Jeeves Weevil: (British Accent) YEE YEE, CHAP!
Jeeves Weevil pulled out some kind of automatic shotgun.
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Needless to say the amount of powerful blasts of stars and holy light, bullets, explosives and shrapnel being sent the demon's way was like watching the Fourth of July. Blood, guts, brimstone and ass spitting all over the place. And the demon's spirit was sent back to Hell, where it belongs. We holstered our weapons on our backs and powered down and went back to the estate. Jennifer Check was then put on the Redemption Squad.
After saving Jennifer Check from the monster she became, we were training intensely in the gym doing 100,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 9,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds. Then, we got a shower afterwards.
After that, Lincoln, Shizuru Fujimura, Lin, Carole Stanley, Tuesday Simmons, Mina Nakanotani, Maki Aikawa, Aoi Asahina, Ahri, Milly Thompson, Meryl Stryfe, Haruko Haruhara, Luna, Daughter of Tso Lan, Reiko Mikami, Tiffany Lords, Phosphora, Yamato Nadeshiko, and Blair Dame were getting ready for their date to Shangri-Spa. But, they're not the only ones, Garrett "Drako" Shoefstall, Lark Cyclonis (Garret's Universe), Sapphire Ink (Garret's Universe), Viridi (Kid Icarus), Princess Morbucks (Garret's Universe), and Mine (Garret's Universe) are also joining the date.
Lincoln was dressed in large orange swim shorts with a thunderbird and elemental forces and he had on his jewelry and weapons holstered, in case of trouble, Shizuru Fujimura was dressed in a black two-piece bikini with a Core Gunner on it, Lin was dressed in a two-piece blue bikini with a fist on it, Carole Stanley and Tuesday Simmons were dressed in two-piece white bikinis with guitars on them, Mina Nakanotani was dressed in a two-piece purple bikini with blue flames on it, Maki Aikawa was dressed in a white two-piece bikini with red flames on it, Aoi Asahina was dressed in a two-piece red bikini with the symbol of High School Life of Mutual Killing, Ahri was dressed in a red two-piece bikini with a nine-tailed fox on it, Milly Thompson and Meryl Stryfe were dressed in two-piece white bikinis with the symbol of the Bernardelli Insurance Society on it, Haruko Haruhara was dressed in a two-piece red bikini with a guitar on it, Luna, Daughter of Tso Lan was dressed in a red two-piece bikini with the full moon on it, Reiko Mikami was dressed in a two-piece purple bikini with ghosts on it, Tiffany Lords was dressed in a two-piece blue bikini with stars on it, Phosphora was dressed in a two-piece blue bikini with the symbol of Skyworld on it, Yamato Nadeshiko was dressed in a purple two-piece bikini with flowers on it, and Blair Dame was dressed in a two-piece silver bikini with the Street Fighter symbol on it.
Garrett "Drako" Shoefstall was dressed in black swim shorts with cryptid creatures on it, Lark Cyclonis (Garrett's Universe) was dressed in a dark red bikini with shadows on it, Sapphire Ink (Garrett's Universe) was dressed in a black two-piece bikini with her cutie mark on it, Viridi (Kid Icarus) was dressed in a green two-piece bikini with flowers on it, Princess Morbucks (Garrett's Universe) was dressed in a two-piece yellow bikini with dollar signs on it, and Mine (Garrett's Universe) was dressed in a two-piece pink bikini with the Night Raid symbol on it.
Lincoln and Garrett: Shall we get going, ladies?
Shizuru Fujimura and Lark Cyclonis (Garrett's Universe): Of course.
Lincoln and the girls and Garrett and his girls went out the door, and they headed off to their date destination: Shangri-Spa in the world of Paper Mario: The Origami King. When they arrived at the destination, they saw just how beautiful this place is.
Shizuru Fujimura: Wow, this place is beautiful.
Lincoln: Mario told me about this place, and this place looks just like Shangri-La.
Lark Cyclonis (Garrett's Universe): I was about to point it out. I've heard the stories of Shangri-La, but this place is inspired by it.
Garrett: And it's the perfect place for our date.
Lincoln and his girls and Garrett and his girls entered Shangri-Spa, and they began swimming in the massive pool inside the place. Then, they also explored the facilities in the place, and they were very amazing and also well-maintained by the Paper Toads. They also took pictures of the place, so that way, they'll show the others of what they've seen. They hung out there for a few more hours, then, it was time to head on home.
Me: Hey, guys, how was your date?
Lincoln: It was awesome, J.D. Here, take a look at the photos we took.
We saw the pictures, and the place they went to was very amazing.
Me: Wow, this place sounds amazing.
Lincoln: It sure is, and this place is like Shangri-La.
Nico: I guess that's why they named it Shangri-Spa. Now, I know where we're going for vacation or a date.
We continued looking at the photos and we continued hearing their experiences, and they were quite amazing.
Back at the estate, something funny was going down.
[Applejack and Rainbow Dash walk from one room into another, snickering all the way.]
Twilight Sparkle: "We're not allowed to play up here, girls!"
[Her friends sneak into another room, but she doesn't see them.]
Twilight Sparkle: "I repeat, upstairs is off limits!"
[A breaking sound is heard. Twilight Sparkle turns around and approaches a door]
Twilight Sparkle: "This is not good." [She flings the door open, a hand over her eyes.] "You're trespassing in my parents' bedroom! Please leave now or I'll have to call an attorney!"
Rainbow Dash: [imitating Twilight's mother in bed] "Twilight Sparkle! Must your father and I remind you to finish your homework?"
Applejack: [as Twilight's father in the other bed] "That is right, Twilight. A mind is a terrible organ to shovel."
Twilight Sparkle: "HAVE YOU GONE MAD?" [She attempts to pull Applejack from the bed, then checks her arm.] "My blood sugar seems a tad low."
Adaigo: Applejack. What are you and Rainbow Dash doing?
[Rainbow Dash snickers.]
Twilight Sparkle: "RAINBOW DASH, YOU'RE CONTAMINATING MOTHER'S LINEN WITH MILLIONS OF DEAD SKIN CELLS!" [Rainbow Dash dives beneath the sheets.] "If you two only knew the regimen of cleaning procedures that you've set into place–"
Rainbow Dash: "Woohoo!" [He is spinning on a rotatable mirror.] "Jane, stop this crazy thing!" [The lump in the middle of the bedspread collapses.]
Applejack: "Look what I found!" [She pops out of a drawer.] "Sticky notes!"
Twilight Sparkle: "You put those back!"
Rainbow Dash: "You're in trouble, Applejack!" [She runs away gleefully.]
Applejack: "I'm a mean girl!" [Applejack follows Rainbow Dash away, putting sticky notes on her as they run.] "Sticky note! Sticky note! Sticky note!"
Twilight Sparkle: "Downstairs immediately!" (SPLAT!) [Applejack's tongue hits Twilight Sparkle in the face. Twilight pulls it away to reveal a sticky note with "stiky note" written on it.] "Your spelling's atrocious, Applejack."
[Rainbow Dash comes by in a rowboat.]
Rainbow Dash: "Row! Row! Row! Row!"
Twilight Sparkle: "Rainbow Dash, you're scratching the floor!"
Rainbow Dash: "Row! And–"
Applejack: "My turn!" [She leaps on Rainbow Dash.] "Boing!"
Rainbow Dash: [hitting Applejack with a paddle] "Smack!"
Applejack: [flying] "Whoosh!"
Twilight Sparkle: [chasing] "Pant pant pant pant."
Applejack: "Ha ha!" [Applejack crashes in a closet.] "Oop."
Me: Whoa what's going on up here!?
Sonata Dusk: Search me.
Eddy: Looks like they are doing something that me and Ed did in Double D's parents room.
Me: I think this is just something they want to get out of their system.
Fluttershy: You shouldn't be messing with Twilight's room.
Rainbow Dash: Oh lighten up. It's just a funny time.
Nico: I think Ed and Eddy did something like this to Double D one time.
Applejack: Did they really?
Twilight Sparkle: I didn't know about that.
Dirtbag: And let me guess. Twilight has bubblewrap, right?
Applejack: "Look what I found!"
Twilight Sparkle: "NO, NOT THAT!"
Applejack: "Bubble wrap." [She pops a bubble] (BANG!) [damaging the ceiling.]
Twilight Sparkle: "Applejack!"
Applejack: "Cool!" [She then pulls a whole sheet out. The object wrapped inside the bubble wrap comes out and falls on Twilight Sparkle's head, earning a laugh from Rainbow Dash.] "What was that?"
Rainbow Dash: "It's a hunk of baloney, Applejack. What are ya?"
Twilight Sparkle: [slightly dazed] "Baloney? Please. It's–the–ancestral fruitcake!"
Rainbow Dash: "Looks like you got competition, Applejack." [Applejack grins at this.]
Twilight Sparkle: "For decades, we parade the cake every Christmas!"
[Ed, suddenly alert, presses on top of Twilight Sparkle's head to rewind.]
Twilight Sparkle: "For decades, we parade the cake every Christmas!" [Ed rewinds her again.] "Every Christmas!"
Ed: [excited and bonks Eddy] "Christmas, Eddy! I want a flying saucer, a pen and pencil set, four egg rolls, a subscription to Chunky Puff Quarterly, a box of Band-Aids, a big book, and…um…"
Me: Christmas is right around the corner huh?
Edd: Twilight I didn't know you had an ancestral Fruitcake too.
Twilight Sparkle: Crazy huh Double D.
Linka: Boy it sure is.
Grapple: We still have a month before Christmas.
Me: Not that far away though.
Eli: That's true. But this was funny though.
Eddy: It sure was. It's like we were reliving a previous Ed-Venture huh?
Laney: It sure felt that way.
Pinkie Pie: It sure was funny.
We went back to the living room.
Spring Man: B.T.W., J.D.? It's your turn to lead us today.
Me: Yep I know and I have just the mission for us. We're gonna go after the Commando Elite from one of my favorite movies: Small Soldiers.
I showed said movie.
Nico: AWESOME! I love that movie.
Eli: Me too! That was a great one.
Nico: That was a great movie.
Lana: It sure was. I thought it was cool.
Lola: Same with me.
Then Count Vertigo, Overdrive, DC Enchantress, Tar Pit, Black Spider, Cavalier, El Oso, Bronze Kneecap, Ebon, and Kyd Wykkyd appeared.
Ebon: Can me, Count Vertigo, Overdrive, DC Enchantress, Tar Pit, Black Spider, Cavalier, El Oso, Bronze Kneecap, and Kyd Wykkyd go with you guys? My portals will be very useful.
Me: Sure thing guys. First we're gonna watch Small Soldiers.
Black Spider: AWESOME! That's one of my favorites.
We got to watching the movie.
Top defense contractor GloboTech Industries acquires the Heartland Toy Company and as part of the move, Globotech CEO Gil Mars commissions Heartland toy designers Larry Benson and Irwin Wayfair to develop actual live action toys capable of "playing back". Mars selects Larry's Commando Elite for the project and Irwin's Gorgonites for their enemies. Faced with a tight three-month deadline for the toys' release, Larry forgoes safety testing, then uses Irwin's password and chooses GloboTech's X1000 microprocessor to activate the toys.
Teenager Alan Abernathy signs off for a shipment of the toys at his family's toy store without his father's consent. He and delivery driver Joe activate Archer and Chip Hazard. Alan's neighbor and love interest, Christy Fimple, buys Chip Hazard for her brother Timmy's birthday. Alan returns home to discover Archer in his backpack. Meanwhile, the Commando Elite apparently attack the Gorgonites in the toy store. Alan calls the company and files a complaint. Later, when Larry and Irwin listen to Alan's voice mail, Irwin shockingly discovers the X1000 was designed for smart munitions guidance; a Globotech engineer reveals the artificial intelligence circuit is designed to learn over time, but issues with electromagnetic pulse shielding halted mass production.
The Commando Elite pursue Alan to his home and attempt to interrogate and kill Archer in the kitchen. Alan intervenes and is wounded by Nick Nitro, whom he partially destroys by shoving in the garbage disposal. His parents, Stuart and Irene, arrive in the kitchen, having heard the sounds of the scuffle. Alan attempts to explain what is going on, but with Archer not supporting his explanation, neither believe him. The next day, Alan and Archer find the Gorgonites in a dumpster at the store. At home, Alan learns that the Gorgonites seek to find their home Gorgon, which they mistakenly believe to be in Yosemite National Park. Through tapping the Abernathys' phone line, the Commando Elite learn of Alan's interest in Christy, tie up and gag Timmy, sedate and subdue the Fimples and use the destroyed Nick Nitro's AI chip to engineer an army of Gwendy fashion dolls as reinforcements. The Commando Elite then take Christy hostage to force Alan into surrendering the Gorgonites.
Alan and Archer sneak into the Fimples' house to save Christy, but the Gwendy dolls subdue Alan. Archer frees Christy from her bonds, and together they save Alan and destroy the Gwendys before escaping. The Commando Elite pursue them in improvised vehicles, but all except Chip Hazard are destroyed in a crash. Alan, Christy and Archer return to Alan's house, only to find both their families waiting for them, believing that Alan kidnapped Christy and immobilized the Fimples. This time, Stuart and Irene believe Alan and Christy's account of the Gorgonites and the Commando Elite, but Phil and Marion, Christy's parents, remain skeptical. Irwin and Larry arrive and talk to Alan about his voicemail, but Chip Hazard then attacks the house with a new force of Commando Elite from a hijacked recall shipment by Joe and with more improvised vehicles and weapons. The Commando Elite attack the Gorgonites and the humans, causing the house's electricity supply to short out.
Inspired by Irwin's advice to create an EMP blast, Alan heads out to force an overload of the power lines. Christy, Irwin, and Larry head to the Fimples' house to turn on all electronic items inside and wedge the circuit breakers open for a larger surge. The Gorgonites emerge and fight back against the Commando Elite. Chip Hazard flies to the top of the power line pole to stop Alan, where he battles and defeats Archer, but Alan thrusts Chip into the power transformers, triggering the EMP blast, which destroys him along with the remaining Commando Elite.
Mars arrives in his helicopter during the police and fire department cleanup the next day. He pays Joe and both families for damages, as well as buying their silence from the media, and orders Larry and Irwin to repurpose the Commando Elite for a military use. Among the craziness of the aftermath, Alan and Christy part on highly amicable terms, having agreed to start a relationship with each other. Alan later discovers that the Gorgonites have evaded the EMP blast by hiding underneath the Fimples' large satellite dish. The Abernathys bring the Gorgonites to Yosemite National Park, where Alan sends them out in a large toy boat from his father's store to find their home of Gorgon.
When it was done we cheered wildly!
Nico: That was so awesome!
Lana: Yeah it was!
Lola: Those soldiers were stupid to think they can win against the human mind.
Lisa Loud: My thoughts exactly.
Me: Yep. Lets head out everyone.
Ebon formed a portal and we went through it and we were off to California.
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA
We arrived in Los Angeles, California.
Diamond Tiara: Here we are in California.
Discord: And it's going to be a most fun time.
Laney: Yes it will.
Rainbow Dash: And we're going to smash those toys to pulp! (To Woody and friends) No offense.
Woody: None taken.
Me: Lets find the home of Alan.
We walked around and we found Alan Abernathy's house.
Me: Here we are.
We went up to the door and rang the door bell and answering the door was Alan Abernathy.
Black Spider: Hi. Are you Alan?
Alan Abernathy: Whoa! Black Spider!
Me: It's all right Alan. He's with us.
Alan Abernathy: AWESOME! Team Loud Phoenix Storm. It's an honor to meet you all.
Me: Pleasure is ours.
Nico: We came to ask you a couple of questions about certain toys.
Blade Man: Can we come in?
Alan Abernathy: Sure.
We were allowed inside and we were introduced to Christy Fimple.
Christy Fimple: Team Loud Phoenix Storm! Wow! What an honor.
Me: Pleasure to meet you Christy.
Eli: Awesome to meet you.
Christy Fimple: You guys are awesome heroes.
We went to Alan's room.
Count Vertigo: Okay, which kinds of toys are in your room right now?
Alan Abernathy: All kinds.
We went in and saw that he had ALL kinds of toys. Most of them were toys I hadn't played with in forever.
Me: Wow! These are the kinds of toys I hadn't played with in a long time.
Nico: Boy these all bring back tons of memories.
Eli: Same here. Wow. But I sense that Chip Hazard is here.
Nebula: Alright, Chip Hazard! You want to attack us?! Here we are!
Me: That's right you soldier disgrace. Come on out and fight you coward.
Alan Abernathy: He's coming soon.
Eli: He's here now.
Eli used the Force to detect his surroundings and then…
He grabbed something and then pinned it to the ground and it was CHIP HAZARD!
Major Chip Hazard is the main antagonist of the 1998 movie Small Soldiers. He was Archer's archenemy and the leader of the Commando Elite.
He was voiced by Tommy Lee Jones, who also played Two-Face in Batman Forever, William Strannix in Under Siege, Ryan Gaerity in Blown Away, Robert Dewey in Jason Bourne, H. Clifford McBride in Ad Astra and John Neville in Eyes of Laura Mars.
Major Chip Hazard, a military action figure, along with the other Commando Elite, were designed by Larry Benson, but were created by Global Tech Industries. Each one of the Commandos were given a microchip known as the X-1000 and were programmed to kill Gorgonites. However, the X-1000 was designed to learn and adapt to the programming. So Hazard and the other Commandos became more and more like "real" soldiers, determined to kill the Gorgonites and anyone who was allied with them (whom they would call "Gorgonite allies").
Hazard tries to kill Alan Abernathy and the Gorgonites, and is shown to be extremely xenophobic towards the Gorgonites (though in fairness to Hazard and his crew, he was following a program, which dictated that the Gorgonites were enemies). However when the commandos began to precieve Alan as a threat, Hazard showed no problem with endangering the lives of others and was warmongering, aggressive, and capable. With aid from his crew, he terrorized any that got in his way and was not one for negotiation or diplomacy. He preferred a hands-on approach involving the creation of deadly war-machines made out of junk and the modification of toys into equally dangerous weaponry. When Nick Nitro was badly damaged by the garbage disposal and made it back to the rest of the Commando Elite, where he died in Hazard's arms, Hazard and the others held a moment of mourning.
After creating their machines, Hazard leads the Commandos in a siege of the Fimple family's household, where they immobilize Phil and Marion, the parents of Alan's love interest, Christy, by drugging them with sleeping pills and tie up her younger brother, Timmy, before appropriating her childhood toys, the Gwendy Dolls, into sentient reinforcements. When Christy returns home from a date, the Gwendy Dolls ambush, subdue, and restrain her, and when her boyfriend, Brad, attempts to rescue her, Hazard staves off the attempt by setting his pants on fire, scaring him out of the house. (It is later revealed that this act leads to Christy breaking up with him off-screen for abandoning her to Chip.) Now with Christy as their hostage, Chip coerces her into making a video for Alan and the Gorgonites that demands the surrender of the latter.
Hazard believes that he has won when Alan seemingly leaves a box containing the Gorgonites in front of the Fimple household, and he and the Commandos blow it up with dynamite. In reality, it is a decoy containing a recording of the Gorgonites' voices with Bumble Balls bouncing around to simulate the feeling of them moving around inside. This is because Alan and Archer have sneaked into the Fimple house to rescue Christy. Archer cuts her loose while Alan unsuccessfully deals with the Gwendy Dolls, who subdue him briefly before being defeated by Christy.
When the teens and Archer then try to escape Christy's house, they find themselves attacked by Hazard and the other Commandos, who are now fully utilizing their newly-created machines. They hop onto Christy's motorbike and take off with Hazard and the Commandos in pursuit. The teens and Archer seemingly emerge victorious when they make a daring jump over a ravine in the park that the Commandos cannot make themselves, destroying Chip and his men.
As it turns out, Hazard survives the failed pursuit of Archer, Alan, and Christy and washes up near a Big Toy Barn, where he kidnaps a truck driver, Joe, who is carrying a full truckload of unopened Commando Elites, stating that he's been "drafted." He activates them off-screen and unleashes them on the Abernathy household in a full-scale war. His intentions are not only to kill Archer and the other Gorgonites once and for all, but also Alan, Christy, Larry, his friend and partner, Irwin, Alan's father, Stuart, his mother, Irene, Phil, Marion, and Timmy, all of whom have gathered in the house for various reasons.
Hazard later sees Alan climbing a pylon containing two transformers on it which would create an EMP (electromagnetic pulse) that would wipe them out. He pursues him in his war-chopper, but is forced to eject after the Gorgonites fire at him.
Hazard stabs Alan with a knife to prevent him from destroying them. Archer suddenly intervenes and Hazard defeats him, mocking that Archer is programmed to lose, so there is nothing he can do. He then kicks him off the pylon onto the ground below. He celebrates, thinking he has won. However, Alan has had enough and seizes Hazard in a rage, jamming him in between the two transformers, triggering an EMP, which destroys the rest of the Commandos, and even the Gwendy Dolls who survived Archer, Alan, and Christy's escape. A damaged Hazard says, "There will be no mercyyyy..." before his circuits shut down, and he is terminated for good. They put what is left of the Commando Elite, including the Gwendy Dolls, into garbage bags, and it is presumed that they were taken to a steel plant to melt them in molten steel so they would never come back to life.
After the battle is over, Irwin showed head of Globo Tech Gil Mars what is left of Hazard, showing him only his damaged head with one of his eyes sticking out. Mr. Mars then decides to sell the Commandos to some rebels in South America.
In the PS1 video game, Hazard sends his troops to invade Gorgon, the home world of the Gorgonites to destroy his enemies once and for all.
Archer who has sworn to protect his home world, destroys the Commandos' weaponry, defeats Hazard's troops, rescues the Gorgonites who were being held captive and goes to the Commandos' war torn home world.
There he breaks through their defenses, destroying everything to prevent them from invading Gorgon again before battling Chip himself in the inner sanctum of the main base Garrison Prime. Hazard has encased himself in deadly battle armor, but Archer still manages to defeat him and Hazard ends up fried to a fritter from the deadly range of one of his own cannons.
When the battle is over, Archer sticks one of his arrows into a tattered piece of the Commando flag, declaring the war finally over.
Nico: Chip Hazard.
Me: I had a feeling he was here. Lets tie him up and interrogate him.
We did so.
We had him tied up to a chair with energy rope.
Chip Hazard: You think I'm afraid of any of you?! We are the Commando Elite! Everything else is just a toy!
El Oso: (Spanish Accent) For such a small toy, you've got a lot of guts.
Me: He sure has a lot of tenacity for such a puny little mass of plastic I'll give him that.
I looked at Chip Hazard as he was tied up in binds and I turned on my data vision.
Me: Wow that chip inside him gave him complete sentience and life. Amazing.
Nico: That is really something.
Chip Hazard: I'll rip your eyes out of your face and use them as soccer balls!
Me: Go ahead and try.
Dive Man: Where are the rest of your pals?
Chip Hazard: (laughs) Oh, they're around here somewhere on their way to rescue me. You all haven't won this war just yet!
Me: Ha! Do you honestly think we're afraid of you and your little pals? I don't think so. We've handled threats that are infinitely worse than you and they all met the same end. We are the most powerful force the entire universe has ever seen and we can just wipe you out just like that.
Chip Hazard: We'll see about that!
Me: Well you're in for a wild ride as we destroy you.
Chip Hazard: Do you expect me to talk?
Me: No Chip Hazard. I expect you to die.
Nico: You watch too many James Bond Movies.
Suddenly, the window was broken into as the rest of the Commando Elite appeared.
Chip Hazard: (smirks) What did I tell you?
Brick Bazooka untied Chip Hazard.
Brick Bazooka: We'll see you on the battlefield, suckers!
The Commando Elite began to leave.
Bronze Kneecap: They're getting away!
Eddy: Relax! I'll kill at least one of them!
Eddy took out his blaster and shot at Nick Nitro just as the Commando Elite made it to the sidewalk. The blast hit Nick Nitro and melted him into mush.
Just as Brick Bazooka made his way the sidewalk, I fired the Noisy Cricket and the blast hit Brick Bazooka and blew him to pieces and I went flying back because of the powerful recoil and Nico caught me!
Nico: OOF!
Nico and me fell to the floor!
Nico: WHOA!
Me: WOW! What a recoil!
Eli: But you blew Brick Bazooka and Nitro apart guys! Nice shooting.
Me: Thanks bro.
Eddy: Thanks Eli.
Alan Abernathy: That was AWESOME!
Me: Yeah it was. Sorry about landing on you like that Nico.
Nico: No worries. But man I can't believe that Agent J had a lot of trouble with that little gun.
Me: Big things DO come in small packages. But next time I'll use this in the air.
May: We'll need some help to defeat those tiny punks!
Tarantulas: (smirks) My thoughts exactly. (to Alan) Alan, are the Gorgonites in this house too?
Archer: (Offscreen) Yes we are.
We saw the Gorgonites in a cabinet come out.
May: Cool.
Alan Abernathy: Glad you guys came.
Archer: Indeed.
Archer: I do not see how we can help you all defeat the Commando Elite. We are programmed to hide and lose against them.
Cavalier: We understand how you are programmed. But you all have free will! You don't have to follow that programming if it means your destruction!
Android 18: That's right. I was made an android and programmed for killing Goku and I used my free will to overcome that programming because I realized that I was human and still am.
Me: That's true. Archer, even though you are a toy you are still just as human as us. Inside and out.
Archer: Thank you J.D.
Luna: (to Sam, Clover, and Alex) Have any of the villains you dudes faced before used talking toys?
Sam Simpson: As a matter of fact yes and it's funny you should bring that up.
Alex: We met a man named Seth and he took some chips and brough some toys to life with them too.
Me: That's very coincidental. Can you tell us all about it?
She told us about Seth.
He appears in the episode "Toying Around", and is voiced by Wally Wingert. He broke into a military lab for a set of microchips to make his toys more realistic. However, he did not know that the toys would grow sentient and attempt to conquer the world for him. As a result, he later attempted to assist Samantha, Alex, and Clover in stopping his creations. While he was arrested by Jerry for breaking into the military base, Jerry was sure he could get Seth a reduced or suspended sentence. He is one of the few villains to ally with the girls as his crimes were unintentional.
We were amazed.
Me: But at least Seth saved you all and he learned a big lesson that day.
Nico: Yeah no kidding.
Eli: Yeah thank goodness.
Me: Yep.
DC Enchantress: We should have some time to prepare for when the Commando Elite attack again.
?: Alan! Can you come down here, please?
Alan: It's my dad!
Me: We better go talk to him and tell him what's going on.
Alan: I'll talk to him first.
Alan went downstairs and we followed.
Alan Abernathy: You wanted to see me dad?
Stuart Abernathy: Yes have a seat.
He sat down.
Me: Mind if we sit too?
Stuart Abernathy: Wow! J.D. Knudson it's an honor.
Me: Sorry to come in like this. But we are here to help out with Alan and Christy.
Stuart Abernathy: Okay.
We sat down.
Stuart Abernathy: Alan, your mother and I are very worried about how you and Christy have been acting lately. And so are Christy's parents.
Barath Beyond: I assure you, Mr. Abernathy. There's a very good reason.
Phil Fimble: (to Stuart) Hey, I'm only worried about Christy. Your kid's the one being a bad influence on her. (sees the Masters of Evil) And now look! He's hanging around supervillains!
Me: We understand your concern but I assure you Alan and Christy are both in good hands.
Nico: That's right sirs. Its for a good reason. Besides it's a long story with the Masters of Evil.
Phil Fimble: Oh right sorry. They helped you out many times in your adventures. Sorry.
We told them everything.
Stuart: You're telling us that the Gorgonites and Commando Elite are alive?! And the Commando Elite are evil?!
Tar Pit: That's right. But we managed to kill Nick Nitro and Brick Bazooka.
Maria: Somehow, I don't think things are going to be any easier.
Me: No they aren't. I know this is very hard to believe but it's 100% true.
Eli: We've seen many things happen on all of our adventures and they are all amazing.
Stuart: My god. I can't believe that this is all happening.
Me: I know. It's crazy. But Alan and Christy want to do everything they can to help out.
Timmy Fimple: I'm scared.
Marion Fimple: It's alright, Timmy. We're not gonna let them hurt you.
Phil Fimple: Look, don't attack me for this but maybe so they leave us alone, we should give them these Gorgonzolas.
Maria: They're called Gorgonites. And that's not an option.
Phil Fimple: I know you guys have a habit for being reckless. But let's be logical here. Besides, I have my family to think about!
Larry Koopa: Well, this action won't do them any favors. You really think the Commando Elite will accept surrender?
Me: No they won't Phil. The Commando Elite will never take any prisoners. They will kill ANYONE that gets in their way. We've encountered many villains that have that kind of dishonorable capability.
Nico: It's true.
Eli: Yep.
Me: I understand you are just looking out for your family and I respect that. But I can assure you that Alan and Christy are more than capable of taking down these pint-sized terrors. Just like we have done so to many toys like them before.
Nico: It's strange but it's true.
Kyd Wykkyd: Look, how about I teleport your son to a safe place so he doesn't get hurt?
Phil: Okay.
Christy: You, mom and dad will be safe at the Team Loud Phoenix Storm estate till we take down these toys.
Timmy Fimple: Okay.
Marion Fimple: Be careful sweetheart. We don't want to lose you.
Christy: I know mom but you won't. We've seen many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's adventures and they are awesome. But we'll be fine.
Alan Abernathy: That's right. We'll be fine.
Me: They will be in good hands. I promise you.
We teleported them to the estate.
Me: Here we go guys.
I pulled out a scroll and unsealed a bunch of awesome high tech energy blasters.
Me: Alan, Christy, choose your weapons.
Alan and Christy chose awesome energy blaster rifles. So awesome.
We got ready and then we saw CHIP MAJOR! Phil went up to him.
Phil Fimple: (to Chip Hazard) Hi. I'm Phil Fimple. I'm here to negotiate the surrender of these Gorognites. Here's our proposal: Take them!
Family Guy Penelope: You're joking! Are you really selling them out?! After everything we said to calm you-
Me and Phil winked at her and motioned that Eddy was behind a trash can behind Chip Hazard.
Chip Hazard: There will be no surrender! There will be no mercy! All Gorgonite scum... must die!
Eddy: (sees the approaching army) The Hell?!
We saw a massive army of Commando Elite soldiers in the millions!
Me: Oh crap!
Nico: Not good!
Eli: This just got dangerous.
Christy: This is gonna be rough.
Me: But we've handled odds like this before.
Maria: Time to do our entrance!
Nico: Lets go!
We flew out.
The army of soldiers and dolls was getting closer and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion blasted into the sky and then a phoenix cry was heard and the spirits of magical cavaliers swirled around it and fired a massive barrage of fireballs and laser blasts and they hit many soldiers and Gwendy Dolls and blew them up in fiery explosions!
KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM! KRABBBBBBOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBBOOOOOOMMMMM! KRABBBBOOOOOMMMMMMM! KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM! KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
The spirits converged and we came out ready to fight!
Me: Lets light them up!
Christy: Great! They've reprogrammed my dolls too!
Overdrive went into the Heartland Playsystems truck that got the Commandos there and freed the tied up driver.
Overdrive: (to the driver) I'm about to use my powers to control your truck. Might want to get to safety!
Chip Hazard: There will be no mercy!
Eddy: (reveals himself) Funny. We were about to say that same thing!
Lincoln: Lightning Rod!
Linka: Thunderbolt!
Lincoln and Linka: LETS RAIN DOWN THE LIGHTNING!
Lightning Rod: This is gonna be fun!
Thunderbolt: Lets do it!
Lincoln, Linka, Lightning Rod and Thunderbolt fired massive waves of lightning and they hit the soldiers and Gwendy Dolls and electrocuted them all over the place and blew them apart!
Sunburn: Taste fire!
He blasted them all over with fire!
Duke (GI Joe): I have to admit. The Commando Elite are like an evil version of me and my team.
Me: I was just about to point that out Duke.
Alan and Christy fired energy blasts from the guns and blew many of soldiers apart!
Nico: Nice shooting guys. You handle those guns like pros.
Alan Abernathy: Watch a lot of movies on TV.
Then See-More, Tala, Robo-Blaze, Whiger, King Shark, Arbormon, New Wave, Gator Ghoul, Killer Croc and Deadwood appeared.
Me: See-More, Tala, Robo-Blaze, Whiger, King Shark, Arbormon, New Wave, Gator Ghoul, Killer Croc and Deadwood.
See More: At least you guys got rid of two of the Commando Elite.
William: Too bad Hazard got numerous copies of them.
Tala: That doesn't matter. I'm sure you guys will be able to destroy them.
Me: You bet we will.
Robo Blaze: Not to mention they're tiny.
Me: We've handled monsters like these before.
Whiger: (to me) We heard you met another version of Venom.
Me: We sure did.
King Shark: Was another version of Carnage there too?
Me: Oh yeah! And Girl Jordan dished out some well deserved payback on him minus the vendetta.
King Shark: Good.
Me: Look out!
I fired a blast of energy and blew a copy of Blitz Bazooka apart as he was about to jump and punch King Shark.
King Shark: Thanks.
Me: Anytime.
?: Good shot.
A figure came out and it was SAMBABA from episode 36 of Zyuohger!
Sambaba is one of the Players from Team Azald. Also he is the main antagonist in episode 36 of the 2016 TV series Doubutsu Sentai Zyuohger.
He was voiced by Shintarō Asanuma.
History
Sambaba made his first appearance on planet Earth with a couple of Moebas ready to begin his blood game at a Halloween party. However this was stopped when the Zyuohgers, so he and the Moebas battle the team.
After the intro the team managed to take out the Moebas leaving Sambaba left, so he used his combo to set himself on fire and he thrown it at the team. After that he left the planet.
A while later he was back on the Sagittari Ark explaining to his team leader that if his blood game ends to soon then he can't spend enough time with Azald, so Sambaba thought if Azald wants to dance with him, but to his team leader response he was forced out of the Sagittari Ark by a couple of Moebas.
A while later he was back on the planet Earth with an army of Moeba Dancers ready to show off their dancing right in front of the Japanese civilians, but he was told by the Zyuohgers that he wasn't allowed to join the party, so he sent the Moeba Dancers to deal with them.
During the fight he used his combo to set himself on fire as he attacks the Zyuohgers de-transforming them. As he mocks at the team he was then attack by Amu who thrown a top hat at him. After that he used his combo to send a couple of fireballs at the team, but they dodge his attack, so he sent the Moeba Dancers to defeat the team, but they were wiped leaving Sambaba no choice, but to battle them himself. After that he was then defeated by this finisher called Zyuoh Final.
However thanks to Naria as she inserted a continue medal right at Sambaba's belly to enlarge him as he battles Wild Tousai Dodeka King. After that he was then destroyed by this finisher called Zyuoh Dodeka Dynamite Stream.
Amu: Sambaba!
Sambaba: Been a while rangers.
Me: I remember you! You were sent to destroy a Halloween Party and use dancing to kill people..
Sambaba: That's right J.D. Good memory on you.
Me: Never missed an episode.
William: I like that you're a dancing monster.
Sambaba: Thanks! Maybe when this is over, I can teach you guys some dance moves.
Me: That would be cool.
Laney: It sure would and I like to dance.
Me: Yep. Lets get this party started!
We got the usual battles underway.
Battle 1: Ash Ketchum & Pikachu, Pinkie Pie, Somnambula, Tech Skylanders, Misty, Brock, Dawn, May, Max, Iris, Cilan, Mallow, Lana, Lillie, Kiawe, Sophocles, Spring Man and Slash Man VS See-More - Amazed how those chips were able to bring the toys to life
See-More was first.
See-More: (To Ash) I'm actually impressed those chips brought the Gorgonites and Commando Elite to life.
Ash: Same with me. I think that's so cool.
Pikachu: Pika.
Pinkie Pie: It sure is amazing and it is really interesting.
Somnambula: (Egyptian Accent) I think it's really amazing to see toys alive like this.
Sprocket: It sure is. The technology used for this is awesome.
Misty: I think so too.
Brock: Same with me. It's really cool.
Everyone agreed.
See-More: You said it. Lets do it!
They fired waves of elements, metal, gears and lightning and smashed him down.
Ash: ALL RIGHT!
Pikachu: PIKA!
Pinkie Pie: BEST USUAL BATTLE EVER!
Battle 2: Harry Potter, Twilight Sparkle, Star Swirl, Magic Skylanders, Ron Weasley, Hermione, Luna Lovegood, Ginny, Daphne Greengrass, Susan Bones, Diamond Tiara and Discord VS Tala - Shocked that Salazar Slytherin came back.
Tala was next.
Tala: (to Harry) I can't believe Salazar Slytherin came back yesterday!
Harry Potter: (British Accent) Yeah no kidding. But at least we finally made sure that he would never spread his hatred to anymore people.
Twilight Sparkle: Thank goodness for that. What he did is absolutely awful.
Star Swirl: He poisoned so many peoples minds with hatred over all people that are not pureblooded.
Spyro: Yeah what a monster and a ruthless fiend.
Ron Weasley: (British Accent) I agree.
Hermione: (British Accent) You said it.
Everyone agreed.
Tala: I agree too. Lets do it!
They fired waves of magic and smashed her down.
Harry Potter: Right on!
Twilight Sparkle: That was amazing!
Battle 3: Sora, Fluttershy, Mage Meadowbrook, Life Skylanders, Ground Man, Drill Man and Blade Man VS Robo-Blaze - Did Sam, Clover and Alex come across something like toys coming to life?
Robo-Blaze was next.
Robo Blaze: (to Sora) Did Sam, Clover, and Alex really come across toys coming alive before?
Sora: They sure did and it was a really crazy scene.
Fluttershy: But thank goodness they stopped them.
Mage Meadowbrook: Yeah no kidding. That was crazy.
Stealth Elf: It sure was.
Ground Man: Yeah I can't believe the kind of technology people are making that can do all that.
Robo-Blaze: It's amazing huh? Lets do it!
They fired waves of earth, leaves, grass, flowers and energy and smashed him down.
Sora: YEAH!
Fluttershy: That was fun.
Battle 4: Dante Vale, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Rockhoof, Earth Skylanders, Jungle Fury Rangers, Yondu and Nebula VS Whiger - Glad Nico is back together with all his friends
Whiger was next.
Whiger: (to Dante) I really am happy Nico is back together with all his friends. (rethinks that statement) Well, maybe not ALL his friends. But at least he's back together with the Quantum Girls.
Dante: He's happy to be back together with all his friends regardless.
Applejack: Yeah he sure is. I'm happy for them.
Apple Bloom: Same with me. It's great.
Rockhoof: (Scottish Accent) Aye lads. I'm happy too.
Flashwing: We all are. It's awesome.
Casey Rhodes: It sure is guys.
Whiger: I am glad too. Lets do it!
Jungle Fury Rangers: JUNGLE BEAST! SPIRIT UNLEASHED!
They transformed!
Casey: "With the strength of a Tiger! Jungle Fury Red Ranger!"
Lily: "With the speed of a Cheetah! Jungle Fury Yellow Ranger!"
Theo: "With the stealth of a Jaguar! Jungle Fury Blue Ranger!"
RJ: "With the courage of a Wolf! Jungle Fury Wolf Ranger!"
Dominic: "With the power of a Rhino! Jungle Fury Rhino Ranger!"
Bat Spirit Ranger: "With the spirit of a Bat! Jungle Fury Bat Ranger!"
Shark Spirit Ranger: "With the spirit of a Shark! Jungle Fury Shark Ranger!"
Elephant Spirit Ranger: "With the spirit of an Elephant! Jungle Fury Elephant Ranger!"
Jarrod: "With the spirit of the mighty lion! Black Lion Warrior!"
Camille: "With the cunning of a chameleon! Green Chameleon Warrior!"
All: "We summon the Animal Spirits from within! Power Rangers Jungle Fury!"
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready!
Whiger: Just like old times huh?
Casey Rhodes: Yep.
They fired waves of energy, earth, rock, crystals and apples and smashed him down.
Dante Vale: Right on!
Applejack: YEEHAW! That was great!
Battle 5: Peyton, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Mistmane, Water Skylanders, Street Sharks, Dive Man and Splash Woman VS King Shark - Did the Mascots really do a level of Angry Birds their way?
King Shark was next.
King Shark: (To Peyton) Did the mascots really do their own version of Angry Birds? Because I heard Nico wasn't happy about it.
Peyton: No he wasn't. Just like he wasn't happy with them stacking a bunch of bear bottles.
Rarity: He sure wasn't happy with them darling.
Sweetie Belle: Boy no kidding. I would hate to imagine what would happen if Nico blew his stack if they did something else that was stupid.
Mistmane: Yeah that would be crazy.
Gill Grunt: Boy it sure would and Leonard and the mascots did a great job and it was funny.
John: It sure was.
Clint: We all thought it was cool.
King Shark: Glad you think so. Lets do it!
Street Sharks: SHARK ATTACK!
They fired waves of energy, water, jewels, ice and elements and smashed him down.
Peyton: YEAH!
Rarity: Rapture darling that was grand!
Street Sharks: JAWSOME!
Battle 6: Kari Kamiya, Angewomon, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Flash Magnus, Air Skylanders, Zoe Orimoto, Kazemon, Tarantulas and Waspinator VS Arbormon - Who Red Archery Girl would get along with
Arbormon was next.
Arbormon: (to Kari) Who do you think Red Archery Girl would get along with?
Kari: I would say she already gets along great with Ellie and she would also get along great with Aylene and she is a great archer.
Angewomon: Same with me because of my powers.
Rainbow Dash: She would also get along great with the Archery Club at Canterlot High and Crystal Prep. They have great shots.
Scootaloo: That is so cool.
Flash Magnus: It sure would and I think it's awesome.
Whirlwind: I think so too. It's cool.
Zoe: Same with me.
Kazemon: Me too.
Tarantulas: I think it's amazing myself.
Waspinator: Waspinator agree too.
Arbormon: That is really cool. Lets do it!
Tarantulas: It's time for some fun. Tarantulas, TERRORIZE!
He transformed.
Waspinator: Waspinator ready to have some fun. Waspinator, TERRORIZE!
He transformed too.
They fired waves of energy, light, lightning, wind and rainbows and smashed him down.
Kari: ALL RIGHT!
Rainbow Dash: That was AWESOME!
Battle 7: Maria, Starlight Glimmer, Clover the Clever, Undead Skylanders, Luna Loud, Girl Jordan, RD Luna, and Catzi VS New Wave - Hopefully we have seen the last of Cletus Kasady and Carnage
New Wave was next.
New Wave: (to Maria) Okay, hopefully, that's the last we'll see of Kasady and Carnage. At least for the remainder of the year.
Maria: Who knows. But I have a feeling that Girl Jordan is not finished with Kasady and Carnage just yet. Even though she is over her vendetta, she still wants to beat him to a bloody mess for ruining her life.
Starlight Glimmer: Yeah what Carnage and Kasady did to her really damaged her.
Clover the Clever: No kidding.
Hex: But yeah I would feel the same way if that happened to me.
Luna Loud: Same with me dudes.
Girl Jordan: But thank goodness I'm over my vendetta. Revenge was tearing me apart.
New Wave: That is a good thing that you stopped. Lets do it!
They fired waves of water, stars, bones and magic and smashed her down.
Maria: RIGHT ON!
Starlight Glimmer: That was so amazing!
Battle 8: Becca Chang, Sunset Shimmer, Gusty the Great, Fire Skylanders, Kyurangers, Nicole Potter, Trudy Bolton, Stacy Bolton, Barath Beyond, and Borth Majar VS Gator Ghoul - Now we have gotten into the Alien Gene-Slammers
Gator Ghoul was next.
Gator Ghoul: (to Becca) I'm really glad we're meeting Alien Gene-Slammers now.
Becca: And with over 1,000,000 aliens to pick out there this is gonna be wicked cool.
Sunset Shimmer: Boy it sure will. This is gonna be really awesome.
Gusty: I think so too. I hope we get to see a Pyronite Gene-Slammer next. That would be cool.
Sunburn: Or hot in that case.
Lucky: Yeah that sure would be something.
Nicole Potter: It sure would.
Trudy Bolton: I think that would be awesome to see.
Stacy Bolton: You got that right little sis.
Gator Ghoul: That would be awesome. I heard you guys met a Crocodile Gene-Slammer a while back?
Stacy Bolton: We sure did and it's one of Sheila's friends.
Gator Ghoul: Whoa! That's rough for her. Lets do it!
SEIZA CHANGE!
Kyurangers: STAR CHANGE!
They transformed!
Lucky: Super Star! Shishi Red!
Stinger: Poison Star! Sasori Orange!
Garo: Beast Star! Ookami Blue!
Balance: Trick Star! Tenbin Gold!
Champ: Ring Star! Oushi Black!
Naga: Silent Star! Hebitsukai Silver!
Hammie: Shinobi Star! Chameleon Green!
Raptor 283: Speed Star! Washi Pink!
Spada: Food Mei-Star! Kajiki Yellow!
Shou Ronpo: Dragon Ma-Star! Ryu Commander!
Kotara: Big Star! Koguma Skyblue!
Tsurugi: Space Bu-Star! Houou Soldier!
Lincoln: Bravery Star! Ramu White!
Lori: Maiden Star! Otome Aqua!
Leni: Pure Star! Tsuin Sea Foam Green!
Luna: Hard Star! Kani Lilac!
Sam S.L.: Flowing Star! Kawa Teal!
Luan: Royal Star! Joō Copper!
Eddy: Herd Star! Mure Mint!
Lynn: Hero Star! Tsuyoi Scarlet!
Lightning: Hunt Star! Kensaku Brown!
Lucy: Scavenger Star! Karasu Midnight Blue!
Rocky: Paradise Star! Hato Grey!
Laney: Graceful Star! Kurēn Tan!
Lana: Aqua Star! Māmeido Electric Blue!
Lola: Crown Star! Ōjo Neon Pink!
Lisa Loud: Science Star! Rokubungi Neon Green!
Dexter: Craft Star! Kamado Neon Orange!
Lily: Beauty Star! Kujaku Lavender!
Carlitos: Tropical Star! Ōhashi Neon Yellow!
Girl Jordan: Hydro Star! Mizu Ocean Blue!
Mollie: Sly Star! Kitsune Tiger Orange!
Clyde: Forest Star! Kentaurosu Forest Green!
Liam: Magic Star! Yunikōn Periwinkle!
Stella Zhau: Tall Star! Kirin Beige!
Zach: Sight Star! Bōenkyō Ruby Red!
Chloe (Loud House): Marine Star! Kujira Lilac!
Rusty Spokes: Hop Star! Usagi Sunburst Yellow!
Qin: Mountain Star! Yama Neon Blue!
All: The Ultimate Saviors! UCHU SENTAI KYURANGERS!
KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready!
Gator Ghoul: COOL! Qin you look great!
Lucky: LUCKY! You look awesome as one of us Qin.
Garo: What constellation did you pick?
Qin: I chose Mensa the Table Mountain. It's a good one for me.
Raptor 283: It sure is. Good choice.
Gator Ghoul: It sure is.
Lucky: Time to Test your luck!
They fired waves of energy and fire and smashed him down.
Becca Chang: Take that!
Sunset Shimmer: That was so fun!
Lucky: We will take back the galaxy!
Battle 9: Keiko, Princess Celestia, Light Skylanders, Mario, Luigi, Princess Peach, Larry Koopa, and Morton Koopa VS Killer Croc - Did Rainbow Dash and Applejack pull a funny prank on Twilight?
Killer Croc was next.
Killer Croc: (to Keiko) Did Rainbow Dash and Applejack pull a funny prank on Twilight?
Keiko: They sure did and it was so funny! Ed and Eddy said it was just like one of the adventures that they did in Peach Creek.
Princess Celestia: I've never laughed so hard before.
Spotlight: Me neither. It was awesome. Ed and Eddy did the same thing to Double D at one time and it was funny.
Mario: (Italian Accent) Boy it sure was-a funny.
Luigi: (Italian Accent) It sure-a was.
Killer Croc: Yep. Lets do it!
They fired blasts of light and leaves and smashed him down.
Keiko: OH YEAH!
Princess Celestia: That was so fun!
Battle 10: Jonny 2X4, Princess Luna, Dark Skylanders, Ed, Edd, Eddy, Youngblood, and Family Guy Penelope VS Deadwood - Glad J. Jonah Jameson got his just desserts and maybe Eddie Brock can rebuild his life
Deadwood was next.
Deadwood: (to Jonny) I'm glad the other Jameson got his just desserts. Maybe now, Venom can start rebuilding his life. Just like the one we know did.
Jonny 2X4: It's possible. Jameson has poisoned many peoples lives with lives for far too long.
Princess Luna: Indeed he has. What he did was awful.
Blackout: Shows how black his heart is.
Ed: Skip to my loo my darling!
Eddy: Shut up Ed.
Edd: But thank goodness they stopped him.
Deadwood: Yep. LEts do it!
They fired waves of darkness and acorns and smashed him down.
Jonny 2X4: RIGHT ON!
Princess Luna: A true victory of the night!
Battle 11: Zyuohgers, Megaforce Rangers, Nico, Tai, Matt, Izzy, Sora, Joe, Mimi, T.K., Kari and their Digimon VS Sambaba
Sambaba was next.
Nico: This is gonna be fun.
Nico teleported and opened Sambaba's safe and in it was a bunch of swords. They were called Defenders of Donkey Kong Island, they're a massive collection of swords with The Donkey Kong Clan symbol etched onto the 6'5" massive, wide, double-edged blades, large green angel wings for the crossguards, large yellow gems for the hilts, longer black handles, and large green faceted sphere pommels with surrounding yellow gems, and once in hand, they'll get a massive power and energy increase.
Nico: Time for some buttkicking!
Zyuohgers: WILD INSTINCT! AWAKEN!
AAHHHAAHHHAHAH WOOWOOWOWO!
We transformed!
Yamato: MONARCH OF THE OPEN SKIES! ZYUOH EAGLE!
Sela: MONARCH OF THE OPEN SEAS! ZYUOH SHARK!
Leo: MONARCH OF THE SAVANNA! ZYUOH LION!
Tusk: MONARCH OF THE DEEP FOREST! ZYUOH ELEPHANT!
Amu: MONARCH OF THE SNOW FIELDS! ZYUOH TIGER!
Misao: MONARCH OF THE WORLD! ZYUOH WORLD!
Bud: MONARCH OF THE BLUE SKIES! ZYUOH BIRD!
Me: MONARCH OF THE MOONLIT FOREST! ZYUOH WOLF!
Lincoln: MONARCH OF THE DARK CAVERNS! ZYUOH SNAKE!
Lori: MONARCH OF THE HIGH TREES! ZYUOH SQUIRREL!
Leni: MONARCH OF THE ARCTIC COLD! ZYUOH POLAR BEAR!
Luna: MONARCH OF THE SANDY BEACHES! ZYUOH CRAB!
Sam S.L.: MONARCH OF THE JUNGLE RIVERS! ZYUOH PIRANHA!
Luan: MONARCH OF THE FOREST POND! ZYUOH HERON!
Eddy: MONARCH OF THE FOREST UNDERGROUND! ZYUOH BADGER!
Lynn: MONARCH OF THE FAST PLAINS! ZYUOH CHEETAH!
Lightning: MONARCH OF THE FOREST TREES! ZYUOH RACCOON!
Lucy Loud: MONARCH OF THE DARK NIGHT! ZYUOH BAT!
Rocky: MONARCH OF THE NIGHT SKIES! ZYUOH OWL!
Laney: MONARCH OF THE FOREST SONG! ZYUOH ELK!
Lana: MONARCH OF THE FROZEN PLAINS! ZYUOH PENGUIN!
Lola: MONARCH OF THE DESERT PLAINS! ZYUOH COYOTE!
Lisa Loud: MONARCH OF THE TROPICAL RAINFOREST! ZYUOH TOUCAN!
Dexter: MONARCH OF THE NATIVE JUNGLE! ZYUOH INDRI!
Lily: MONARCH OF THE PATAGONIAN CHAPARRAL! ZYUOH ROADRUNNER!
Carlitos: MONARCH OF THE COLD MOUNTAINS! ZYUOH IBEX!
Girl Jordan: MONARCH OF THE ARCTIC SEAS! ZYUOH NARWHAL!
Missy: MONARCH OF THE MIDNIGHT DEEP! ZYUOH ANGLERFISH!
Mollie: MONARCH OF THE MOUNTAIN SKIES! ZYUOH CONDOR!
Clyde: MONARCH OF THE FARMLANDS! ZYUOH HORSE!
Stella Zhau: MONARCH OF THE ARCTIC FORESTS! ZYUOH CARIBOU!
Zach: MONARCH OF THE SWIFT SKIES! ZYUOH FALCON!
Chloe (Loud House): MONARCH OF THE OCEAN VENTS! ZYUOH VIPERFISH!
Rusty Spokes: MONARCH OF THE CORAL REEFS! ZYUOH TRUMPETFISH!
Qin: MONARCH OF THE TROPICAL ISLANDS! ZYUOH KOMODO!
All: DOUBUTSU SENTAI ZYUOHGER!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion went off behind us and we were ready!
Sambaba: Whoa! That's a lot of rangers this time.
Nico: We had them increase in numbers over the last few weeks since they joined the team. J.D. was the first since he got his Zyuohger powers in the Dream World.
Me: It's true.
Nico: It's awesome.
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! ANIMAL PLATOON!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Zyuohger Rangers too!
Sambaba: Whoa! You guys are full of surprises!
Nico: Always have to keep our enemies guessing. Lets get him!
Yamato: DON'T UNDERESTIMATE THIS PLANET!
We fired waves of energy and elements and the blasts all hit Sambaba and he exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
He was dead!
Nico: Sambaba you have failed this world.
Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.
We regrouped and we were going to tear apart the Commando Elite.
Chip Hazard: Victory is ours!
Gia: Have we got a shock for you?!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! ELECTRONIC BRIGADE!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Denziman Rangers!
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around the legs of Lincoln's sisters, the eight large orange orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Jr.'s legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Menat's legs were glowing, and that means big trouble was coming, as we felt an earthquake.
Then, a figure came out of the shadows, and it was none other than Shake King from Wario Land: Shake It.
Nicole: Uh oh, it's Shake King.
Me: What can you tell us about him, Nicole?
Nicole: He's a greedy tyrannical pirate captain who's been after The Bottomless Coin Stack, and he'd tried to obtain it by invading the Shake Dimension and imprisons the residents, Queen Merelda and the Merfles. But, one Merfle escaped and he warned Wario about it, and he came after Shake King, and defeated him.
Ronnie Anne: Nicole, let me take a crack at him.
Suddenly, Ronnie Anne's eyes turned neon purple, and she was surrounded by a neon purple energy aura with fireworks, Chinese Dragons, fire, and Aztec glyphs on it, she'd unholstered her Defender of Mexico's History and Culture from her back, and as she approached Shake King, she left purple energy, fireworks, Chinese Dragons, fire, and Aztec glyphs with every step. Then, Ronnie Anne was surrounded by a massive vortex of purple energy with fireworks and fire surrounding it, there was a Chinese Dragon flying around the vortex, along with a ring of Aztec glyphs around it, and inside the vortex was a purple phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Ronnie Anne emerged, but she was changed forever.
Ronnie Anne grew to 6'0" in height, she had the body of an Aztec goddess, her long black hair wasn't tied in a ponytail and it had purple highlights in the bangs, she had neon purple eyes and a purple energy aura with Chinese Dragons, fireworks, fire, and Aztec glyphs surrounding her, she now has straight teeth, she has a Chinese Dragon with the Fire Kanji emblazoned on her forehead, she has on Chinese Dragon earrings with The Fire Kanji in its claws and a necklace with the Chinese Dragon holding the Fire Kanji in its claws for the pendant. Ronnie Anne has large black angel wings on her back with purple tips on the black feathers, she has on a sleeveless dark purple shirt with an orange phoenix on it, blue jeans with flames on the legs, black leather ankle-length combat boots, and a dark purple sleeveless trenchcoat with fireworks, flames, and Chinese Dragons on the coattails, and an Aztec glyph surrounded by a Chinese Dragon on the back. The massive, wide, double-edged blade of her Defender of Mexico's History and Culture grew to 6'5" in length and the long black handle grew a little longer. Ronnie Anne has on her brand-new Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with purple gems on her wrists, Belt of Elemental Bravery with large purple gem for the belt buckle on her waist, and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's an orange kanji below the Aztec glyph surrounded by a Chinese Dragon that said, "Ronnie Anne Santiago, Little Sister of Bobby Santiago, Daughter of Maria and Arturo Santiago, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Master of Fireworks and Fire, Defender of Mexico's Culture and History, Skateboarding Master of Gotham Royal York and Great Lakes City, and Defender of The Santiago-Casagrande Familia."
ロニー・アン・サンティアゴ、ボビー・サンティアゴの妹、マリアとアルトゥーロ・サンティアゴの娘、リンカーン・ラウドの愛する未来の妻、花火と火のマスター、メキシコの文化と歴史の擁護者、ゴッサム・ロイヤル・ヨークと五大湖市のスケートボードのマスター、そしてディフェンダーサンティアゴ-カサグランデファミリアの
Ronnie Anne has transformed into SUPER ANGEL 750,000,000,000 CHINESE DRAGON INFERNOSTORM FIREWORKS ANGEL OF MEXICAN HONOR AND JUSTICE!
We were amazed by Ronnie Anne's Super Angel 750,000,000,000 transformation, and when Lincoln saw what happened to her, he had an atomic red blush on his face.
Me: Whoa!
Nico: You said it, J.D. Ronnie Anne's transformed, and that atomic red blush on Lincoln's face tells me that he's stunned with awe.
Lincoln: Whoa, Ronnie Anne, you look beautiful. How do you feel?
Ronnie Anne: (Divine Echoing Fireworks Voice of Mexican Justice) I feel incredible, Linc, and now, I'm going to teach that overgrown bruto a lesson. (To Lincoln) Would you like to join in?
Lincoln: Of course.
Lincoln transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu Infinity Elemental Thundersnow Buffalo Angel of Frozen Lightning Justice, and unholstered his massive Sword of Taranis from his wider muscular back, and he joined with Ronnie Anne.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Thundersnow Elemental Voice of Justice) Let's get that overgrown bruto.
Nico: Bruto?
Me: It's Spanish for brute, a fitting word for Shake King.
Lincoln and Ronnie Anne went after Shake King, who fired hyper beams, lightning, magic, and fire at them, but they dodged them. Then, Lincoln and Ronnie Anne fired powerful blasts of neon purple and neon blue energy blasts with elemental forces orbiting around the cores, fireworks, fire, elemental forces, and ice, which exploded with incredible power, and damaged him badly.
Then, Lincoln and Ronnie Anne grabbed Shake King, and they sucked out his elemental powers and brute strength, and they, along with the rest of us, made them our own. Then, they slashed off Shake King's arms with their massive blades, and he screamed in excruciating pain.
Ronnie Anne: Time for the Grand Finale, Linc.
Lincoln: Let's do it, Ronnie Anne.
Ronnie Anne and Lincoln: FIREWORKS SPECTACULAR MEGABLAST!
Ronnie Anne and Lincoln fired massive blasts of fireworks and fire, which transformed into Chinese Dragons, and as they hit Shake King, they exploded with incredible power, killing him and Super Hakaing his spirit for good. We cheered wildly for what Ronnie Anne and Lincoln did, as they holster their massive swords on their backs and power down, but Ronnie Anne's new clothes, weapons, and jewelry are permanent.
Then, Lincoln had picked Ronnie Anne up in his abnormally large and powerful muscular arms, and as they locked eyes, they shared a very passionate kiss and hug, and a Chinese Dragon and Thunderbird formed, and they were flying in the air with fireworks exploding in the skies. We had tears in our eyes and a smile on our faces at the scene.
Frida Casagrande: (Crying) It's so beautiful!
Maria Santiago: My little girl's now become a woman.
Bobby Santiago: I'm so proud of you, Ronnie Anne.
Me: We all are, Bobby.
Nico: You said it, J.D.
Me: Now lets get back to ripping these soldiers apart!
We went at the Commando Elite.
I fired a massive blast of lightning at them and electrocuted them and blew many of them apart. Eli fired a blast of Force Lightning and blew them to pieces.
Me: Try this on! LIGHTNING STYLE NINJA ART: ELECTROMAGNETIC PULSE THUNDERCLAP!
I channelled lightning into my hands and clapped my hands and then fired a massive blast of electromagnetic energy and then many of the soldiers were electrocuted and they were shorting out and falling apart.
POP! WILHEIM SCREAM! ZAP!
Accato blasted the soldiers all over.
Adagio Dazzle: Girls join me.
Adagio, Aria and Sonata sang their siren song and the soldiers were all infuriated and they were tearing each other apart and their Negative Energy was flowing right into us and we were getting stronger and more powerful. Our auras were flared up and Alan's aura was red and Christy's was blue.
Christy: WHOA! That's intense.
Alan Abernathy: Why do I suddenly feel stronger all of a sudden?
Me: It's part of our power. We have the ability to absorb Negative Energy from pure hatred and negative emotions and convert it into Positive Energy. We get stronger and more powerful because of it.
Christy: That's amazing!
Eli: It sure is.
Me: I haven't done this in a while. Leobreaker, Wingsaber, lets do it!
Wingsaber: You got it! Leobreaker and Wingsaber transformed and linked up to me.
Me: J.D. KNUDSON, SAVAGE CLAWED SONIC WING MODE!
THUNDERCLAP!
Nico: YEAH GO J.D.!
Me: Time for some heavy firepower! CYBER KEY POWER!
The Autobot, Decepticon, Animatron, Earth, Velocitron and Gigantion Cyber Planet Keys went into my device and I got Leobreaker's claws, Red Alert's plasma cannon, Starscream's cannon, Mudflap's sword, Thundercracker's thunder cannon, Scattershot's blasters and missile launcher, Hot Shot's missile launchers, Scourge's 2 Fire Dragon Heads, Crumplezone's Shoulder Cannons and Optimus Prime's cannon.
Me: Chew on these!
I fired a massive energy and laser and missile barrage and the blasts all hit the Commando Elite all over and exploded all over.
KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM! KRABBBOOOOOOOOOMMMMM! KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM! KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM! KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM! KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM! KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM! KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOMMMMM! KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!
Christy: WHOA! That was so awesome!
Eli: Way to go bro!
I slashed and cut many soldiers of the Commando Elite apart.
Kirby: Time for my fun!
He turned into Fire Kirby and fired a massive blast of fire from his mouth and incinerated many Commando Elite Soldiers.
Dirtbag, Adagio, Fluttershy and Grapple used the Earth and Equestria Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Dirtbag's Missile Launcher, Adagio and Fluttershy's powers and Grapple's Rockets 100-fold.
Dirtbag and Adagio: SIREN MISSILE MEGABLAST!
Fluttershy and Grapple: KINDNESS SUPERSHOT BLAST!
Sunset Shimmer, Pepperdance, Cayenne, Wallflower, Firecracker Burst, Pip-Squeak, Gusty the Great, Fire Skylanders and Fire Lori: INFERNO OF FORGIVENESS BLAST!
They fired waves of fire and missiles and blew many of the Commando Elite to oblivion.
Kyd Wykkyd, Hot Spot, Christy, Alan, Gorgonites, Jessica Herleins, Girl Jordan, Eli, Nunnally, Rarity, Sunset Shimmer and me: ELEMENTAL TOY FUN BLAST!
We fired a massive blast of energy and elements and blew many of the Commando Elite to pieces.
Lincoln: ACTION FIGURE LIGHTNING STYLE: HE-MAN AND THE MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE!
Jessica Shannon: ACTION FIGURE FIRE STYLE: SAINT SEIYA MYTH CLOTH!
Entrapta: ACTION FIGURE LIGHTNING STYLE: SHE-RA PRINCESS OF POWER!
Frosta: ACTION FIGURE ICE STYLE: STAR WARS: THE VINTAGE COLLECTION!
Perfuma: ACTION FIGURE NATURE STYLE: GORMITI!
Toph: ACTION FIGURE EARTH STYLE: STONE PROTECTORS!
Tatsumaki: ACTION FIGURE WIND STYLE: WRESTLING SUPERSTARS!
R. Mika: ACTION FIGURE LIGHT STYLE: POWER RANGERS!
Menat: ACTION FIGURE DARK STYLE: MONSTER FORCE!
Ibuki: ACTION FIGURE STEALTH STYLE: TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!
Batch: ACTION FIGURE TECH STYLE: TRANSFORMERS!
Hana Uzaki: ACTION FIGURE NATURE STYLE: DINO-RIDERS!
Tyris Flare: ACTION FIGURE LIGHTNING STYLE: THUNDERCATS!
Lucy Liberty: ACTION FIGURE TECH STYLE: THE CENTURIONS!
Princia Ramode: ACTION FIGURE METAL STYLE: MAX STEEL!
They fired waves of elements and they formed into said action figures.
Lincoln and His Harem: ACTION FIGURE FINAL SMASH: ACTION FIGURE CHARGE!
They summoned action figures to pulverize all of the Commando Elite all over and they destroyed them all.
The Commando Elite was destroyed.
Arbormon: Looks like that's the end of the Commando Elite.
New Wave: They wanted to show us no mercy? Well, we didn't show any mercy either!
Me: No we sure didn't. And we are merciless to ruthless scumbags.
Gator Ghoul: But what about all the damages here?
Stuart: Not to mention the pain, the anguish, and humiliation that we've been through today!
Killer Croc: Don't worry. The Heartland Toy Company owners aren't getting off scot free.
Deadwood: That's right. We're exposing this to the public and suing them.
Me: Yep. For EVERY single penny they have.
Gil Mars: Don't worry. I'll pay you for all the damages if you keep quiet about this.
Alan: Actually, J.D. and the others will take care of the damages.
Me: Being as filthy rich as I am I can take care of that no problem.
William: And your own toys were the ones who started all of this.
May: All because of you foregoing safety testing for lots of cash!
Maria: You're not getting off scot free, buddy. By now, everyone knows what you did. And we're suing you for every penny you have. That money's going to Alan and his family.
Me: That's right.
I gave him a slip that said "You Got Served."
Me: See you in court.
We took Gil Mars and the Heartland Toy Company to court after fixing the damage that was done and we won. Alan, Christy and Alan's family won the trial and the Heartland Toy Company was ordered to pay restitution in the amount of $777,777,777,777,777,777,777,777,777.37. But as a result the company went bankrupt. Most of that money went to Alan and his family.
Alan Abernathy and Christy and their families now live in Gotham Royal York and they live in an amazing mansion in the World Tree Estate grounds and it was perfect for them.
Alan Abernathy: Thank you all so much for everything you've done for us.
Me: It was our pleasure Alan and you and Christy would make a great couple.
Alan Abernathy: (Blushes) Do you really think so?
Me: We have a habit of picking up on these things.
Christy: Wow. I'm glad you do.
Me: But look on the bright side, at least you and the Gorgonites won't be seeing the Commando Elite anytime soon.
Christy: That's true.
Alan: Yep. (To the viewers) Be careful what kind of toys you all buy. Or you may be going through like what we went through.
Me: No one wants that.
We went back home and Alan and Christy were now in our school and more and we enjoyed the rest of the day and we went to sleep.
THE END
Another awesome fanfic done.
Small Soldiers from 1998 is one of my favorite movies from my past and it was so awesome! Everyone in that movie all did a great job in that movie from back then and it was GREAT! The first part of this chapter was for the show Spiderman The Animated Series and that was a show that I have known since I was a kid and it was awesome! The second part was for the movie Speed with Keanu Reeves, Sandra Bullock and the Late Dennis Hopper. That was an awesome movie. The third part was kind of a makeup part. It was for Jennifer's Body. I asked the Guest reviewer for a battle with Jenifer from 2005 and he got it mixed up with Jennifer's Body from 2009. Oops. So this was to make up for that. Never saw that movie myself but it was scary from what I saw in the trailers. And it's just sick to see how a band can kill someone all in a Satanic Ritual that can turn someone into a succubus like that. We'll have to go after that band in the future. NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Etstheclarencefan and ninjakingofhearts and the guest reviewer all gave me the ideas and scenes for this and Nico don't chew out Drako for giving me the scene for Jennifer's Body. It's okay with me just this once. Thanks guys anyway. The next rescue for me is gonna be in the world of FernGully and me, Eli, Allie, Maria, Missy, Marie, Erica, Lillian, Qin, Ellie, Megan, Simone, Miranda, Gina, Syd Chang and Estella the Aurorus Gene-Slammer and Ice are going to face Hexxus and The Leveller and stop them from destroying the FernGully Rainforest in Australia. We're going to also meet a Gagaga Girl and a Gigantamax Moltres Gene-Slammer named Alison Fury. Syd is gonna transform in that one and she is gonna unlock her most powerful transformation after she has the Magical Powers of Nature unlocked within her. Lincoln's rescue is gonna be in the world of Super Mario Bros. the 1993 movie. The next chapter is one you've all been waiting for as we meet The Smurfs for the first time. It's gonna be awesome as we also face Gargamel.
See you all tomorrow
