This chapter is a parody of the SpongeBob Squarepants episode Bubble Bass's Tab.


Over the ocean, me, Eli, Allie, Nene, Maria, Missy, Qin, Erica, Nora Venice, Lillian, Ellie, Marie, Simone, Miranda, Gina Pele, Syrus, Dark Magician Girl, Nelanie, Ariel and Bonnie the Dragonair Gene-Slammer were flying over the water.

Bonnie Terez: Where are we this time?

Me: We're over the ocean again and for a good reason. We got a report of a ship capsizing because of a rogue wave.

Nelanie: (Laos Accent) I think I know what it is. The ship Poseidon.

Me: You mean from The Poseidon Adventure?

Nelanie: The very same.

She told us all about the ship Poseidon.


The RMS Poseidon, a luxury ocean liner, is making a transatlantic crossing. Former New York City Mayor and firefighter Robert Ramsey is traveling with his daughter Jennifer and her boyfriend Christian Sanders to New York, soon to be engaged. Also on board is former Navy submariner-turned-professional gambler Dylan Johns, architect Richard Nelson, widowed Maggie James and her son Conor, stowaway Elena Morales, waiter Marco Valentin, and Captain Michael Bradford.

As the passengers are enjoying a New Year's Eve party, officers on the bridge see a huge rogue wave bearing down on the ship. To survive the wave, they try to steer the ship to starboard to take the wave bow-first, but she does not turn fast enough. The wave swamps and capsizes the ship, killing the bridge officers along with many passengers and crew. In the ballroom, a badly injured Captain Bradford attempts to restore order and assures the surviving passengers that help is on the way, and tries to persuade them to stay put. Unconvinced, Dylan leads Conor, Maggie, Robert, Richard, and Valentin as they make their way towards the bow, where he believes that they will have the best chance of escaping from the capsized liner.

As they head up, they have to cross an elevator shaft, into which Valentin falls to his death before being crushed by the falling elevator. They reunite with Jennifer, Christian, Elena, and gambler Lucky Larry, who had all been in the nightclub section of the ship, and who are the only survivors out of all of the occupants in the nightclub. The group crosses a makeshift bridge across the lobby, where Lucky Larry gets crushed by an engine. The pressure from the water finally cracks the ballroom windows, drowning the occupants, including Captain Bradford. With the water rising rapidly, the group escapes through an air duct and some ballast tanks, although Elena hits her head underwater and drowns as a result.

With the ship slowly sinking, the survivors soon find themselves in a crew lounge where they find the bow section is flooded, until an explosion of the engine room lifts it out of the water. The group enters the bow thruster room and are horrified to find the thrusters still running. With their path blocked by the propellers, and knowing that the control room is submerged in water, Robert swims away to turn off the engine. He finds the "shut off" switch to be broken, but presses the reverse button instead, before drowning.

With the propellers now spinning in the other direction, Dylan throws a nitrogen tank into it, causing an explosion that destroys the propeller, and leaving an opening for them to escape through. The group jumps out the thruster and swims to a nearby inflatable raft, and as they are getting into the raft, the ship starts to sink. As they are paddling away, the waves push the raft farther away from the sinking liner. Poseidon flips back over, and across the water, the survivors look on as she sinks stern-first deep into the ocean. After the survivors fire a flare, two helicopters and several ships arrive to rescue them, having tracked the location of the Poseidon's GPS beacon.


When she was done we were shocked!

Me: Whoa! The New Year's Day party from Hell. That was terrible.

Eli: No kidding and I think I see the ship there.

We saw the bottom of the RMS Poseidon sticking out of the water. She was capsized.

Bonnie Terez: That's it all right.

Bonnie concentrated and groaned as she lost her arms.

Me: Looks like we have a lot of people to rescue.

Bonnie Terez turned into DRAGONAIR!

Ariel: This is gonna be a good rescue.

Eli: There it is!

We saw the Poseidon hull sticking up out of the water like a sore thumb.

We went into the ship.

Maria: May I have your attention, please?

Man: Are you here to save us?

Me: Yes we are. We're going to help you all get back to shore. But first we must tell you that this whold ship is gonna be turned back right side up as we do so. So there will be a lot of tumbling and everything.

Woman: Okay.

We went back outside and then I used my powers to put the ship back right side up and it was intense.

We drained all the water from the ship as it was filling up and then we got the ship to the dock. People were coming out.

Maria: Okay, everyone! Single file line!

Everyone was being unloaded off the ship and most of them were put on stretchers and gurneys and they were being loaded into ambulances and everything. Most of them had bad scrapes, bruises and broken bones while others were not that badly hurt.

Me: Boy that was a little too easy.

Eli: Yeah it sure was. I thought for sure there would be a villain to face.

?: You are gonna get one!

We turned and we saw JEFFERY FECALMAN, BRENDA QUAGMIRE'S ABUSIVE EX-BOYFRIEND!


Jeffery "Jeff" Fecalman is a major antagonist of the TV animated series Family Guy. He initially appeared made a cameo appearance in the episode "Jerome is The New Black", before later reappearing as the main antagonist in the episode "Screams of Silence: The Story of Brenda Q".

In the latter episode, Jeff was the abusive boyfriend of Brenda Quagmire to the point where he and her brother Quagmireresented each other as a result of Jeff's heinous actions towards Brenda.

He was voiced by Ralph Garman.

Jeff was Brenda's physically and verbally abusive boyfriend who assaulted her regularly. He also absolutely loathed Quagmire for trying to reconcile with his sister and calm her, even though he's her brother. He also kept the neighbors of Quahog awake with his quarrels with Brenda who stays with him for unknown reasons, most likely out of fear.

While eating at a restaurant with Brenda, Lois discovers that Jeff gave her a black eye and Brenda just makes excuses about his treatment of her. He then reveals that he got Brenda pregnant and will now marry her, to keep her in line. While drinking beer and playing cards, Quagmire proposes a plan to kill Jeff, because he knew that he wasn't going to change.

Joe Swanson, as a cop, refused to do so telling the former that he can arrest him just for saying that, but after Quagmire tells him that Jeff wasn't going to change his ways and they witnesses him beat Brenda over changing a channel on Quagmire's TV and calling her a bitch, Joe agrees to help kill him. They formed a plan by taking him "hunting". At one point, while watching TV, Jeff slapped Brenda across the couch just because he didn't find a joke funny. Eventually, in the woods, Jeff figured out their plan by himself, and holds Quagmire hostage. Joe tells Jeff to put the gun down and says that they will forget the entire thing. Interestingly enough, Jeff puts it down.

Quagmire, not wanting to see his sister getting abused again and refusing to forgive Jeff for everything he put her through, refuses to forget the entire thing. Jeff angrily knocks both Peter and Joe unconscious by hitting them with the butt of his shotgun. Jeff brings Quagmire deeper into the woods so Jeff can shoot him but Quagmire suggests that they fight instead. Jeff agrees because he knows that he will easily beat Glenn and so he violently attacks him and strangles him. Just as it looks like Jeff has finally killed Quagmire, he takes a shovel to bury Quagmire so that no one will find out what he did.

Suddenly, he is illuminated by the headlights of Peter's car, with Quagmire at the wheel. When Jeff is shocked because Glenn is still alive, Glenn shouts that he chokes himself everyday (thanks to him being long-since adapted to strangling himself for erotic purposes). Horrified, Jeff attempts to escape, but fails and he is smashed against tree by Quagmire driving Peter's car, killing him. Quagmire, Peter, and Joe later forge a goodbye letter from Jeff to Brenda which explains that he is leaving her. Whatever impact this had on Brenda's mental state is unknown; but at the very least, Jeff was no longer able to harm her.


Maria: Sup, Jeff?

Jeff: Sup, guys. You guys needed a villain so I volunteered. I heard about what happened to Quagmire.

Eli: Yeah that son of a bitch had it coming!

Missy: He raped over a thousand woman.

Me: Not only that but he is also the 1st ever to be executed for something other than murder in over 60 years.

Jeff: Geez! I bet Brenda was devastated about her own brother.

Me: She was.

Maria: This is the part where one of us transforms, you see the transformation, and you get pissed off.

Jeff: Yep.

Suddenly, Ariel's eyes turned neon aqua blue and she was surrounded by an aqua energy blue aura with mermaids and ocean waves surrounding her. Then, Ariel was surrounded by a massive vortex of aqua blue energy with ocean waves surrounding it, there were mermaids swimming around the vortex, and inside the vortex is a red phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Ariel emerged, but she was changed forever.

Ariel grew to 6'0" in height, she had the body of a goddess, the bangs of her long red hair have aqua blue highlights, she has neon aqua blue eyes and an aqua energy blue aura with mermaids and ocean waves surrounding her, she has a mermaid singing with ocean waves surrounding her and holding the Water Kanji in her hands emblazoned on her forehead, she has on mermaid earrings that are holding the Water Kanji in her hands and a necklace with a mermaid holding the Water Kanji in her hands for the pendant, she has large red angel wings with aqua blue tips on the large red feathers and they had water dripping from them, she has on a sleeveless white blouse with a purple phoenix on it, sea green blouse with ocean waves on it, sea green high heels, and a red sleeveless trenchcoat with sea waves on the coattails, sea animals on it, and on the back is a mermaid. Her Crab Claw Keyblade had changed as a result, and it became known as The Defender of Atlantica, it's a Keyblade with a 6'5", massive, wide, double-edged aqua blue blade with ocean waves reflecting on it, large aqua blue angel wings for the guard, large blue gem for the hilt, longer blue handle with fish scales, large aqua blue gem surrounded by a large aqua blue faceted sphere pommel, three oysters for the keychain links, and a mermaid for the keychain token.

Ariel has on her new Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with aqua blue gems on her wrists, Belt of Elemental Bravery with large aqua blue gem for the belt buckle on her waist, and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her right hip. There's an aqua blue kanji below the mermaid that said, "Ariel, Daughter of King Triton and Queen Athena, Loving Sister of Aquata, Andrina, Arista, Attina, Adella and Alana, Loving Wife of Prince Eric and Mother of Melody, Defender of Atlantica and Earth, Master of The Seas, and Loving Sister of Eli Winston Bullock."

アリエル、トリトン王とアテナ女王の娘、アクアタ、アンドリーナ、アリスタ、アティーナ、アデラとアラナの愛する姉妹、エリック王子とメロディーの母の愛する妻、アトランティカと地球の擁護者、海のマスター、そしての愛する姉妹エリウィンストンブロック

Ariel has transformed into SUPER ANGEL 750,000,000,000 CELESTIAL MAELSTROM MERMAID ANGEL OF ATLANTICA JUSTICE AND LOVE!

We were amazed by Ariel's Super Angel 750,000,000,000 transformation, including Eli.

Me: WHOA! Ariel you look awesome!

Eli: Wow! Way to go sis! How do you feel?

Ariel: (Divine Echoing Voice of Watery Justice and Hope) I feel amazing Eli and this power is going to make sure this monster pays for it.

Nelanie: Go get him Ariel!

Ariel went at Jeff and pulverized him all over the place.

Maria: And this is the part where we get backup..

?: You got that right.

Out came Elemental Mistress Doriado and we then saw an ElDoradimon!

Me: Elemental Mistress Doriado!

Eli: And an ElDoradimon!

Doriado: Glad to see you all here.

ElDoradimon: (In a girls voice) (Irish Accent) Pleasure to meet you all laddies. I'm Laurie McFinnigan and it's a pleasure.

Me: Whoa! An ElDoradimon Gene-Slammer. Wow it's a pleasure to meet you.

We pulverized Jeff all over and knocked him out and sent him back to prison and then I put on my blind man glasses and then Eli and Syrus covered their eyes and I snapped my fingers and Bonnie and Laurie were reverting back.

Bonnie: (regains her arms) Did you rescue anyone from this ship?

Laurie: (Regains her hair) We couldn't get to anyone as it was upside down.

They both reverted back and they were naked and then Maria gave them new clothes and they put them on.

Laurie: These clothes are amazing.

Maria: Yep they sure are.

Laurie: (holds her head in pain) At least no people are around me while I transform!

Simone: Reign in the power with the strength of your will Laurie.

Miranda: Concentrate and you can use ElDoradimon's power.

She concentrated and then was enveloped in a rainbow aura and that showed she was fully engrafted.

We later went back to the estate and told everyone everything that went down.


After rescuing everyone onboard the Poseidon, Lincoln, Me, Nico, Eli, Nicole, Kate Lloyd, Luan, Laney, Lisa, Lily, and Georgina Montgomery were heading to the world of the 2002 video game adaptation of The Thing, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the fifteen girls there, but we're also going to deal with Colonel Whitley, who's infected himself with The Thing, and he's going to infect everyone on Earth. Plus, Kate Lloyd is also going to transform, and incinerate the demons that have haunted her ever since the Thule Norwegian Research Station incident. We were dressed in warm parkas for this one.

Lincoln: Whoa, we're in the world of the 2002 video game adaptation of The Thing, and I think I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the fifteen girls there, but we're also going to deal with Colonel Whitley, who's infected himself with The Thing, and he's planning to infect everyone on Earth.

Me: That's right, big guy. Whitley needs to be destroyed for good.


Whitley is the main antagonist in the 2002 videogame The Thing. He is a U.S. Military Colonel who served as Blake's superior. He assigned Blake and two teams to investigate Outpost 31 in order to find out what happened in there. Unknown to anyone, Whitley has been working with a bio-engineering company called Gen Inc to weaponize the titular antagonist for military purposes. As the story progresses, Whitley's true sinister intentions involving the Thing come to light, becoming along with the alien organism a major threat for the rest of the entire world.

He was voiced by William B. Davis.

Past

Whitley collaborated with the bio-engineering company Gen Inc to research on an extraterrestrial being known as the Thing that was discovered in Antarctica. He also secretly established a hidden research facility in order to improve on the development of the Cloud virus. During the time when he and Gen Inc securing most, if not all of surviving Things, he presumably captured MacReady, as MacReady himself later seen hijacked a helicopter that led his meeting with Blake, the protagonist of the game.

Assigning Blake Until Revealing His True Colors.

He first appeared when assigned Blake and his team to investigate the U.S. Outpost 31 and ordered it to be destroyed. Whitley then ordered Blake and Bravo Team to return to base once they succeed. However Blake insisted on assisting Alpha Team after losing contact with them at the Norwegian Outpost, which got him unintentionally involved in Whitley's plot. After Blake rescued Faraday, Whitley confronted Blake and revealed that he was behind everything. Blake tried to fight back, but Whitley sedated him, and later confined him.

Scheming His Plans

Whitley later offered himself to serve as a test subject for the B4 strain of the Cloud virus, however Faraday insisted that Whitley was not suitable as a test subject. Whitley then personally killed Faraday and took off. He then plans to get the Things out of Antarctica via cargo planes, but his plan was foiled by Blake (that turned out immune with The Things' absorption power). Whitley then set his Military Outpost to self-destruct, but Blake manage to survive and chased him through the snowfield and fighting off Whitley's Black ops.

Final Battle, Mutation, and Eventual Death

As the last ditch to defeat Blake and finish what he already started, Whitley injects himself with the B4 strain of the Cloud Virus and briefly confronts Blake at the Test Field. Blake shot a couple of nearby barrels but Whitley is hardly affected by the explosion. He later tells Blake that an evacuation team is on its way to rescue him and he intends to infect the whole world with the Thing.

The Thing gene within B4 Strain of The Cloud Virus ultimately mutates him into a massive creature called Cloud B4 Carrier, and Blake realizes that with his new form, he will not get any advantages with his weapons. While Whitley did lost his humanity, it was his plan all along: with himself already became the Thing, he would infect the already coming rescue team and covert them into an army of Things that would take over the whole planet. Fortunately for Blake, he met MacReady, whom caught hijacking a helicopter. Nevertheless, Blake managed to convince MacReady(albeit yet to asked his name due to emergency situation), and both of them fight the tall monster. After finally shots his weakpoints (in form of long tentacles that popped out on certain parts of its body), Whitley eventually destroyed for good, and his plans eventually vain.


Nico: Whitley tried to turn The Thing into a biological weapon when he infected himself with it, that idiot's playing with fire.

Laney: And now, he's going to get burned.

Me: Big time. He doesn't have any idea the danger The Thing poses to all life on Earth.

Eli: That's right. Plus, Kate Lloyd is going to transform when she encounters Whitley. This is going to be good.

?: HELP!

Suddenly, Lincoln heard the sound of fifteen girls calling out for help. With his deep sapphire blue cyborg eyes and superhuman sight, along with sensing energy signals, he saw and heard where the call for help was coming from. He saw the fifteen girls, but they, along with Captain J.F. Blake, have been cornered by Colonel Whitley, and he's going to kill them.

Lincoln: Guys, I found the fifteen girls, but they, along with Captain J.F. Blake, have been cornered by Colonel Whitley, and he's going to kill them. Come on, let's go.

We rushed on over, and Lincoln fired a powerful blast of fire, which hits Colonel Whitley.

Lincoln: It's over, Whitley. You're not leaving here alive.

Me: He's right, you're going to die here and now!

Colonel Whitley: You fools, once I escape, I will begin global infection across the world, every last human in this world will die, and I will be the dominant ruler of this world!

Me: You don't have any idea what you're about to do Whitley! You don't even know the kind of danger The Thing poses to the entire planet! It will destroy everything and kill everyone! It'll be the end of the world as we know it! We've seen just how dangerous the Thing can be and it's a nightmare that I wouldn't wish on even my worst enemies!

Suddenly, something within Kate Lloyd's mind had snapped as memories of her friends getting killed by The Thing at The Thule Norwegian Station in Antarctica came back to her, and her eyes turn neon red with rage and hate as she glared at Colonel Whitley, she was surrounded by a neon red energy aura with red hot flames and phoenixes, and the heat coming off of her was incredible, and as she'd approached Colonel Whitley, she left red hot red energy, red hot flames, and phoenixes with every step.

Kate Lloyd: Do you even know how long I've had nightmares of what you've done? You murdered all of my friends and caused nothing but dissention and carnage by disguising yourself as one of them, and you left me with nothing more than deep mental and emotional scars that can never be healed. I will make you pay for what you've done, you ugly son of a bitch!

Then, Kate Lloyd screamed like a madman and then…

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A massive fiery explosion blasted out as she was surrounded by a massive vortex of red hot red energy with red hot flames surrounding it, there was a phoenix made of red hot flames, and inside of the vortex is an orange phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Kate Lloyd emerged, but she was changed forever.

Kate Lloyd grew to 6'0" in height, she had the body of a goddess, the bangs of her long dark brown hair has red highlights on them, she has neon red eyes and a neon red energy aura with red hot flames and phoenixes surrounding her, she has large dark brown angel wings with red tips on the large dark brown feathers and flames falling from the tips, she has a dragon and a phoenix coming out of a volcano and in their claws is the Fire Kanji emblazoned on her forehead, she has on phoenix earrings with the Fire Kanji in its claws and a necklace with a dragon holding the Fire Kanji in its claws for the pendant, she has on a white sleeveless blouse with a red hot phoenix on it, black pants with flames on the legs, black leather ankle-high combat boots, and a black sleeveless trenchcoat with red hot flames on the coattails and dragons, and on the back is a phoenix. Kate Lloyd has a new large sword in her hand called The Destroyer of The Thing, it's a large sword with the symbol of The Thule Norwegian Research Station etched on the 6'5" massive, wide, double-edged red blade, large red angel wings for the crossguard, large fire gem for the hilt, longer black handle, and large faceted red sphere with surrounding fire gems.

Kate Lloyd has on her new Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with red gems on her wrists, Belt of Elemental Bravery with large red gem belt buckle on her waist, and her Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her right hip. There's a red kanji below the phoenix that said, "Kate Lloyd, Lone Survivor of The Thule Norwegian Research Station Incident, Destroyer of The Thing, Master of Fire, Dragons, and Phoenixes, and Slayer of Evil."

ケイト・ロイド、トゥーレノルウェー研究所事件の孤独な生存者、物の破壊者、火、ドラゴン、フェニックスのマスター、そして悪の殺し屋

Kate Lloyd has transformed into SUPER ANGEL 750,000,000,000 DRAGON FIRESTORM PHOENIX ANGEL OF FIERY JUSTICE!

We were amazed by Kate Lloyd's Super Angel 750,000,000,000 transformation, and this also enraged Colonel Whitley.

Me: Whoa, Kate's transformed.

Nico: You said it, bro, and her transformation's enraged Colonel Whitley, and if he gets even more enraged, he's going to change into his real form.

Kate Lloyd: (Divine Echoing Draconic Voice of Fiery Justice) That's right, Nico.

We also transformed and unholstered our massive swords from our backs, and we were ready to fight Colonel Whitley. Suddenly, Colonel Whitley's rage reached its peak, as he roared and he transformed into his real ugly form.

Me: WHAT THE FUCKING HELL!?

Eli: Horrifying!

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Thundersnow Elemental Voice of Justice) Ugly. Let's incinerate him for good.

We went after him, and we fired powerful blasts of fire at Colonel Whitley, and Kate Lloyd fired very powerful blasts of red hot red energy, red hot flames, and dragons and phoenixes made of red hot fire, and they exploded with incredible power, burning him badly, as he let out another roar of pure rage.

Everyone: Yeah, FUCK YOU TOO!

We fired powerful red hot red energy balls at Colonel Whitley, and as they hit, they exploded with such incredible power.

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The explosion blew him to pieces, killing him, and Super Hakaing his spirit, along with The Thing. We cheered as we holstered our massive swords on our backs and powered down, but Kate Lloyd's new clothes, weapons, jewelry, and angel wings were permanent.

Me: That's it for him. The Thing is gone.

Kate Lloyd: But we never have to see it again. I've now finally free of my demons. (Hugs me) Thank you all for helping me.

Me: (Returns hug) It was our pleasure Kate.

We got the fifteen girls and Blake out of there, and back to the Estate to warm up. Then, Lincoln and Nicole went up to the fifteen girls there, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them. The fifteen girls are Haruka Morishima, Tsukasa Ayatsuji, Ai Nanasaki, Kaoru Tanamachi, Sae Nakata, Rihoko Sakurai, and Miya Tachibana from Amagami, Hikari Tsuneki, Kyouko Touno, Miu Hiyama, Ruise Sanjou, Makoto Kamizaki, and Tooru Miyamae from Seiren, Ermes Costello and Trish Una from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.

Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Haruka Morishima, Tsukasa Ayatsuji, Ai Nanasaki, Kaoru Tanamachi, Sae Nakata, Rihoko Sakurai, Miya Tachibana, Hikari Tsuneki, Kyouko Touno, Miu Hiyama, Ruise Sanjou, Makoto Kamizaki, Tooru Miyamae, Ermes Costello, and Trish Una.

Nicole: From Amagami, Seiren, and Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, awesome.

Lincoln: Are you girls okay?

Haruka Morishima: Yeah, we're okay, thanks to you.

Then, when Haruka Morishima and the fourteen other girls saw who it was that saved them from Colonel Whitley, their faces turn atomic red upon seeing the 16-year-old 7'0" tall, handsome, white-haired, bare-chested hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead, a golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive and wide right pec and it was surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, a Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem, and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids on top, a deep sapphire blue kanji on his wider muscular back that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Lightning Storms, The Weather, and the Thirteen Elemental Forces, Man With A Plan, Golden-Hearted Brother of 16 Siblings, and Golden-Hearted Lover, Father, Son, and Husband", and he had deep sapphire blue eyes.

He had his Sword of Taranis holstered on his wider muscular back, his orange Crystal Saber holstered on his left hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, the Pisces constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck, large weighted orange bands on his massive biceps and thighs, his large Cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive and indestructible deep blue angel wings surging with powerful super lightning and the stars and blue nebulae reflecting on them, and he was dressed in an orange version of He Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with hanging silver lightning bolts held up by his Belt of Elemental Bravery with large orange gem for the belt buckle on his waist, a pair of large blue pants with gold lightning bolts on the thighs, and large white leather combat boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and armor on the toe area, silver Thunder Kanji earrings, a large silver Thunder Kanji necklace on his neck and across his permanently bare chest, large fingerless black gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it, a large Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring on his left ring finger, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger, and he had eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs.

Haruka Morishima: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.

Then, Lincoln made fourteen clones of himself, and he and the fourteen clones of himself went up to the girls, and they picked them up and hugged them in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and kissed them on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrap their arms around the necks of Lincoln and his clones, as we cheered over the scene.

Haruka Morishima: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.

We showed everyone what happened when we were in Antarctica, and they saw Kate Lloyd transform and she really laid the beatdown on Whitley, and we stopped him from infecting every last human on Earth with The Thing, and causing a global extinction of mankind, and ended his delusional dreams of turning The Thing into a biological weapon, and Kate Lloyd put the demons who've haunted her to rest for good.


After getting rid of Colonel Whitley and The Thing for good, we were training intensely in the gym doing 100,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 9,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds. Then, we got a shower afterwards.

After that, Lincoln, Rin Asogi, Pacifica Casull, Isuzu Sento, Sylphy the Wind Fairy, Latifa Fleuranza the Fairy Princess, Salama the Fire Fairy, Muse the Water Fairy, Kobory the Earth Fairy, Jolyne Kujo, Ermes Costello, Dita Liebely, Dorothy Catalonia, Elena (Street Fighter), Mari Kurihara, Liu Yungmie, Shinobu Kocho, Daidōji, Mai Natsume, Cauntia Valmon Farnes, Torino Kazami, Shirokusa Kachi, Kagura (Gintama), Konata Izumi, Haruhi Suzumiya, Maka Albarn, Michiru Kagemori, Hilary Tachibana, Chronoa, and Caway were getting ready for their date, and it's going to be at Hydrocity Zone, a place that Sonic has travelled to long ago.

Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 16-year-old, 7'0" tall white-haired, handsome, and extremely muscular teen was dressed in large orange swim shorts with a Thunderbird, Buffalo, and elemental forces on them.

Rin Asogi was dressed in a two-piece dark green bikini with Yggdrasil the World Tree on it, Pacifica Casull was dressed in a two-piece red bikini with a phoenix on it, Isuzu Sento was dressed in a two-piece red bikini with an angel on it, Sylphy the Wind Fairy, Latifa Fleuranza the Fairy Princess, Salama the Fire Fairy, Muse the Water Fairy, and Kobory the Earth Fairy were dressed in two-piece bikinis in their favorite colors with fairies and their elemental powers on them, Jolyne Kujo was dressed in a two-piece dark purple bikini with a dragon on it, Ermes Costello was dressed in a two-piece light green bikini with ocean waves on it, Dita Liebely was dressed in a two-piece red bikini with flames on it, Dorothy Catalonia was dressed in a two-piece pink bikini with a Gundam logo on it, Elena (Street Fighter) was dressed in a two-piece white bikini with the Street Fighter logo on it, Mari Kurihara was dressed in a two-piece blue bikini with ravens on it, Liu Yungmie was dressed in a two-piece white bikini with the flag of South Korea on it, Shinobu Kocho was dressed in a two-piece white bikini with a yokai on it, Daidōji was dressed in a two-piece black bikini with a samurai sword on it, Mai Natsume was dressed in a two-piece white bikini with a blue flame on it, Cauntia Valmon Farnes was dressed in a two-piece gray bikini with a sword on it, Torino Kazami was dressed in a two-piece pink bikini with a mermaid on it, Shirokusa Kachi was dressed in a two-piece dark purple bikini with sakura blossoms on it, Kagura (Gintama) was dressed in a two-piece red bikini with the symbol of the Yato Tribe on it, Konata Izumi was dressed in a two-piece pink bikini with stars on it, Haruhi Suzumiya was dressed in a two-piece white bikini with supernatural creatures on it, Maka Albarn was dressed in a two-piece black bikini with the Death Weapon Meister Academy logo on it, Michiru Kagemori was dressed in a two-piece red bikini with a tanuki on it, Hilary Tachibana was dressed in a two-piece orange bikini with a Beyblade on it, Chronoa was dressed in a two-piece purple bikini with the symbol of the Kais on it, and Caway was dressed in a two-piece black bikini with a phoenix on it.

They also have on scuba gear, since they're also going to dive in when they get to Hydrocity Zone.

Lincoln: Alright, girls, shall we?

Hilary Tachibana: We're ready, Linky.

Lincoln took the girls by their arms, and they left the Estate, and head for Hydrocity Zone. When they got to Hydrocity Zone, it was a beautiful underwater ancient temple system on the Floating Island with large, purple colored pillars supporting the Zone, and the entire temple was also made of light brown, aqua green and gray stone bricks, some of which appear polished.

Hilary Tachibana: Wow, so this is the Hydrocity Zone?

Lincoln: That's right, Hilary. Sonic's told me about this place, and we have to dive deep into the water to see it for ourselves. Good thing we brought our scuba gear. Shall we?

Lincoln and the girls put on their scuba gear, and dived right in. They swam up and saw the beautiful underwater ancient temple system, and it was amazing. Lincoln also took pictures of the temple, so he can show us later. Then, they continued their exploration of the place, and along the way, they'd also taken care of any remnants of Eggman's robots. Then, they had lunch after coming up to the surface, courtesy of Lynn Sr. Then, after some rest and relaxation, Lincoln and the girls came back home.

Nico: Hey, Lincoln, how was your date?

Lincoln: It was awesome, Nico. We went to Hydrocity Zone, and we also saw the underwater temple.

Nico: I'd heard about it from Sonic and Knuckles. Did you get some pictures of it?

Lincoln: Yep.

Lincoln took out the pictures of the ancient underwater temple system, and it was really beautiful.

Nico: Wow, it's beautiful.

Then, Luna, Laney, Luan, Lisa, and Lily came in the room.

Nico: Hey, Luna, Laney, Luan, Lisa, Lily, what brings you here?

Luna: Nico, we want to apologize for criticizing your leadership tactics.

Laney: Yeah, we had to wait for Lincoln to come back from his date, so we can do it together.

Lincoln: Laney's right. Nico, we're so sorry for criticizing your leadership tactics. We had a talk this morning, and we decided to apologize for criticizing your leadership tactics. You and J.D. did see for yourselves that I reigned in my emotions, and the rest of my siblings did the same thing, and we're not going to turn out like Alec Trevelyan.

Luna: Lincoln's right, dude. The way we were criticizing your leadership tactics, it reminded us of Lori, Lynn, and Lola when they still had their Dark Sides inside them, and they were harsh when it came to criticizing others. And we had to stop it, otherwise, it was going to get out of hand.

Lily Loud: And that's what we don't want.

This brought a smile to Nico's face, and he also had something to say.

Nico: You guys had a lot to think about when planning your apologies. And I also want to apologize as well. Heh, I saw that my leadership tactics were indeed harsh, so I'll tone it down on the harshness of my leadership tactics, but I'll still continue to lead on the even days? Sound good.

Lincoln: (Smiles) You bet..., bro.

Nico, Lincoln, Luna, Luan, Lisa, Laney, and Lily came together for a group hug, and then, we joined in as well, as soon as we came in.

Lincoln: Guys, you heard what we were...?

Lori: (Smiles) Yep. When we heard it, that was literally the most mature thing ever and what made it even more special was that it came from your heart, Linky.

Lynn: (Smiles) Lori's right, you really are growing up even more, Lincoln. But, you've been the more mature one in the family.

Leni: (Smiles) Same with Luna, Luan, Laney, Lisa, and Lily.

Me: (Smiles) Lincoln, as always, you never cease to amaze us. You continue to do more amazing things for others.

Lincoln: Thanks, J.D.

All of us hugged, and we remained that way. So, we had a change: Nico was going to tone down on the harshness of his leadership tactics, but he's still going to lead on the even days. Then, Lincoln and Lori had to get ready for work at Lynn's Table.


Later on an airplane, Kate McCallister and her family were heading over to Berlin, Germany for a great vacation. She was thinking about something.

Peter McCallister: What is it honey?

Kate McCallister: I have this feeling that we forgot something.

Peter McCallister: What could it be?

Kate then realized that she forgot 2 people!

Kate McCallister: KEVIN AND MEG!

We were petting our huskies and watching TV when the phone rang.

Wood Man: Oh I'll get it. (Answers) Hello? Team Loud Phoenix Storm World Tree Estate, this is Wood Man how can I help you?

PHONE GARBLE.

Wood Man: Hey, Kate. What's up?

Kate McCallister: I'm afraid we forgot Kevin and Megan again.

Wood Man: Oh man you guys got to stop doing that.

Kate McCallister: I know.

Wood Man: I know Megan is a big girl but she can look after Kevin.

Me: Let me talk to them.

Wood Man: Sure thing.

Me: Kate J.D.

Kate McCallister: We forgot Kevin and Megan again.

Me: Oh man. Just hang tight we'll bring them to you all. Where are you all going on your vacation?

Kate McCallister: We're heading over to Germany.

Me: Ah. Well hold on we'll be right over. You'll see what we mean soon. Hang on.

I hung up.

Me: Lets go guys!

We went to the garage and we got on board an awesome new supersonic airplane just for this kind of emergency.

Me: Team Loud Phoenix Storm Carrier, Take off!

We were off.

Master Fung: Kevin, are you and Megan okay?

Kevin: We'll be fine. Because we have you guys to help us.

Megan: Yeah.

I was piloting the plane and I saw the plane Kevin's family was on.

Me: There it is. (Into a radio) Team Loud Phoenix Storm Carrier to Flight Number 1621. This is J.D. Knudson, requesting permission to dock with your flight. Over.

Captain: Flight 1621 to Team Loud Phoenix Storm Carrier. How do you plan to dock with the plane? Over.

Me: We have a special docking tube that can hook up to the plane via the door. Over.

Captain: That is interesting. Over.

Me: It is. Is this the flight for a McCallister Family? Over?

Captain: Let me check. Stand by.

The pilot checked and then came back a couple of seconds later.

Captain: The McCallister family is on board. Over.

Me: Excellent. Just wanted to be sure. We have their youngest son Kevin and eldest daughter Megan with us. Over.

Captain: Proceed with docking. Over.

Me: Affirmative. Over.

I pressed a couple of buttons and then the docking tube extended and it hard locked with the plane door.

Nico: Hardlocked and ready!

Me: Okay.

Undermine: You two stay close to us.

Kevin: Okay.

Megan: Thanks guys.

Nico: Anytime.

They went out through the tube and the view over the ocean was amazing.

Nico: Wow! The view is amazing from up here.

They got to the door and it opened and they went in.

Flight Attendant: Wow! That is an amazing plane you all have.

Nico: Thank you. Permission to bring Kevin and Megan here aboard.

Flight Attendant: Granted.

Kevin and Megan went on board and Kate and the McCallister family hugged them.

Peter McCallister: Thank goodness you all made it.

Nico: J.D. did a very genius thing.

Buzz: He sure did. Thanks Nico.

Nico: Anytime Buzz.

Wreck Gar: You two have fun in Germany!

Kevin: We will. Thanks again guys.

Nico: Anytime. Bye guys. Have fun.

They left and the door closed and they got back and the docking tube went back in.

Me: Team Loud Phoenix Storm Carrier to Flight 1621, Megan and Kevin are on board safely. Over.

Captain: Flight 1621 here. Roger that. Thank you for bringing them on board. Saved us a lot of trouble of having to go back. Over.

Me: You're welcome. It's the least we can do. Megan and Kevin were looking forward to this vacation. Tell them to have fun from us. Over.

Captain: Copy that. Thank you again J.D. Over and out.

Me: You're welcome Captain. J.D. Knudson over and out.

We turned back and went back home to the estate.


Later we were watching TV.

Carly Atlas: J.D., it's your turn to lead us today.

Me: I know Carly thank you. But man that was one amazing transport. We've never done something like that before.

Nico: Yeah. First time's for everything.

Rainbow Dash: That was really awesome.

Lightning Dust: It sure was.

Our stomachs all then growled.

Me: Man that flying in that plane really worked up an appetite. Lets go to Lynn's Table and get some grub.

Nico: Good idea.

Hydrax, Titanium Titan, Zs'Skayr, Unicorn, Hank Scorpio, Top, Vulkanus, Thundermon, Chillyfish, and Marluxia Then appeared.

Hydrax: Mind if me, Titanium Titan, Zs'Skayr, Unicorn, Hank Scorpio, Top, Vulkanus, Thundermon, Chillyfish, and Marluxia come with?

Me: Not at all. The more the merrier.

Unicorn: Heard you guys had to use a supersonic carrier to get Kevin and Megan to their plane. That is genius.

Me: Yep. It was cool. And all that flying made us hungry.

Eli: Yeah I'm starving.

Hank Scorpio: Boy I can tell.

Me: We're going to Lynn's Table.

We were off.

Carly Atlas: That plane is really cool and you flew it really well J.D.

Me: Thanks Carly. All those Flight Simulator lessons I learned really paid off and that was before the team started out.

Eli: That was cool.

Konan: It sure was amazing. Very smart thinking with that carrier.

Me: Yeah. Made that entire aircraft just in case.

Chillyfish: I have a feeling a Twisted Princess is about to strike.

Me: I have that same feeling myself.

Eli: I hope it's not Twisted Ariel again.

Ariel: Don't worry bro. We dealt with her for good.

Little did we know that it was not Ariel as a figure was watching us and it had evil glowing aqua blue eyes that showed pure bloodlust.

We went into the restaurant.

Patrick: Good morning Lynn's Table Crew!

Pharaoh Man: Greetings, people of Lynn's table!

Lynn Sr.: Hey guys! Welcome back! You hungry?

Me: Starving Mr. Lynn.

Lynn Sr.: Your usuals coming right up!

We would always get a bunch of Ulti-Meatum's for our grub.

At the register getting a huge order of food was someone that everyone in Gotham Royal York absolutely despises with a vengeance and he makes even Comic Book Guy look like a saint in comparison. He was a land version of Bubble Bass as we call him and his name is Lewis Travolta. You may think he's a really nice guy but he is FAR FROM ANYTHING BUT NICE! The guy is one of the biggest and ugliest jerks we have EVER seen and he is the owner of a comic book store in the middle of town and he EATS EVERYTHING IN SIGHT!

Lori Loud: One large Cheddar Fries. Extra cheese. [drops it on tray] Four orders of Dill Biscuits. [drops it on tray]

Lewis Travolta: Me thinks thou forgot my gravy, thou the fish clam-brained flap dragon.

Lincoln: [growls] I hate this guy.

We saw him.

Me: (GROWLS) Man this guy always gets on my nerves!

Nico: Who is that guy?

Me: That's Lewis Travolta and he is the land version of Bubble Bass. He is one of the biggest uncivilized douchebags we've ever seen. The guy is a total asshole.

Lori Loud: Oh, and finally, one deep fried donut. [drops it on tray] That comes to a total of-

Lewis Travolta: Whatever the measure, squadron, put it on my account.

Lynn Sr.: [peaks in from tray] Oh no, you don't. No more food for you until you pay your tab.

He showed an immensely huge bill!

Me: How much is his bill Mr. Lynn?

Lynn Sr.: He owes me $62,392.75.

We gasped!

Unicorn: Good thing we have that kind of money.

Me: Yep. (To Lewis) I would pay my tab if I were you ya fuckwad jackass!

Lewis Travolta: P-p-p-ay t-t-t-t-tab? [reaches into his pocket and grabs a coin] I'll flip you for it.

Lynn Sr.: [grabs coin] I'll take that.

Lewis Travolta: [pulls game from pants] How about a game of Three Deadly Challenges?

Lincoln: NO THANK YOU!

Lynn Sr.: Oh, back! [slaps game out of Lewis Travolta's hands]

Lewis Travolta: [runs out of building]

Lori Loud: [laughs] I bet we'll never see that fucking asshole again.

Me: One can only hope Lori.

Lewis Travolta: [through drive thru speaker] Fifty Ulti-meatums, please. Extra pickles. Put it on my tab.

Me: He's over at the drive thru window!

Lynn Sr.: [yelling] Lewis Travolta! You...

Lewis Travolta: [chanting] Hey, naughty naughty! You look pretty funny! You won't get my money! [starts rubbing butt on drive thru window] Nah nah nah nah nah!

[Con man in his car honks horn, causing Lewis to run away]

Me: (GROWLING FEROCIOUSLY)

Lynn Sr. then had his head turn red like blood and then his head turned into a steam horn and he was INFURIATED! He tooted really loudly.

TTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTT!

Marah: How long has that jerk been bothering you?

Lynn Sr.: He has been bothering me since the restaurant first opened!

Me: Well I saw him all over town and he drives people insane! The guy owns a comic book shop and he is a totally unprincipaled and undisciplined fucker. He eats noisily, chews with his mouth open, makes people pay for comic books they don't want even when they didn't touch them, ruins peoples collectables and even spits in peoples faces. And that's just for starters. The guy farts in peoples faces, sticks his tongue out at everyone he doesn't like which is everyone, he is a total shitassed freak!

Hank Scorpio: I bet Comic Book Guy would be disgusted by him.

Me: I have that same feeling too.

Comic Book Guy: As a matter of fact I am completely disgusted by him!

Comic Book Guy was at the restaurant getting some lunch too.

Me: Hey Jeff.

Comic Book Guy: Greetings to you all. Just here for my favorite meal. Also yes you are right Hank. That guy is the Worst. Comic Book Enthusiast. EVER!

Xion: We need to do something about him. He's bad for business.

Me: You got that right Xion. This guy is like Bubble Bass in EVERY single aspect.

Nico: You're not kidding there. Makes me want to throw a car onto him.

Me: I know. We're going to have to make him pay his bill whether he likes it or not.

Vulkanus: Let's make a rule saying that anyone who sees Lewis Travolta must throw apples at him.

Me: Good rule Vulkanus. Hmm. Hey! I have an idea.

I went over to Lynn Sr.

I whispered in his ear and told him an awesome way to humiliate Lewis Travolta and it was to put him in medieval stocks and throw rotten fruit, vegetables and eggs and even fire bowling balls, anchors and more at him for kids to vent on him. And we'll make this like how we humiliated Peter Griffin and Lois back in the days.

Lynn Sr.: That's not a bad idea guys. But first you got to make him pay his bill.

Me: Okay. This will be a funny punishment for him.

Brawl: First, we have to find the jerk first.

Me: Yep. But first I have something to show you all.

I pulled out a bunch of video tapes.

Me: These tapes are from the humiliations we did on Peter Griffin and Lois back in the days.

Nico: Oh I remember these.

Twilight Sparkle: What were those like?

Me: You'll laugh your heads off at these.

I played the tapes and they were from chapters 376, 382, 396, 410, 435, 475, 504 and 514,

When we saw them everyone was laughing their heads off!

Lynn Sr.: (LAUGHS) Good times!

Nico: Those were so funny!

Top: Those were good times for you guys, huh?

Me: Yep they sure were.

Nico: I wasn't with you guys when you started these but man those were funny.

Rainbow Dash: They were so awesome!

Lightning Dust: Boy they sure were. Those gags you all did were absolutely hilarious.

Meg: They sure were funny. I think this is an excellent idea for some well deserved payback on Lewis Travolta.

Eli: Boy you got that right.

Erica: I would love to participate in one of those.

Missy: Me too. And there were fewer than us now back then. It would be cool to see all of us now do it.

Nico: Not a bad idea.

Me: I agree.

Magnet Man: Too bad you guys had to discontinue those humiliations to get the Soul stone.

Gamora: To get the Soul Stone, you had to give up something you love. And you guys really loved those humiliations.

Me: Yep but we ran out of ideas. And those humiliations were really awesome and funny. I think it's time we do those again. But instead of just Peter Griffin and Lois, we up the ante by adding Icky Vicky, Billy McLean, Flip, Trina, Mandy, Bubble Bass, Lewis Travolta, and all the people we despise.

Nico: Wow!

Hydrax: First, we really do have to hunt Lewis down.

Me: Agreed. Lewis will be a test run when we get him.

Hydrax: You got that right. And J.D.?

She went over and kissed me on the lips and I kissed her back and it was awesome.

Me: You know you are always a great kisser Hydrax.

Hydrax: Thank you.

Me: Now lets go get him.

Tyzonn: Where exactly does he live?

Me: Follow me guys. The hunt is on.

We went to Lewis's house.

Lynn Sr.: Go get him guys!

We were walking through the city and we were on the warpath to get Lewis. But the same figure that was watching us earlier was looking at us.

Eli sensed it.

Ariel: What is it Eli?

Eli: I sense an evil force watching us. It's so full of bloodlust. Also I'm sensing Atlantean energy coming from it.

Nico: Atlantean Energy?

Allie Knudson: Oh no! It's Twisted Kida!

Me: Uh oh.

Iron Boy heard something move behind him. His response? He started blasting the area behind him.

Iron Boy: (shoots repulsors) Blam! Blam! Blam! Blam!

Iron Boy then saw that it was just rats.

Iron Boy: (chuckles sheepishly) Just some rats.

Zs'Skayr: (tries not to laugh Were you really saying "Blam"?

Iron Boy: Was I?

Me: Uh yeah.

Iron Boy: Oops.

Missy: What can you tell us about Twisted Kida, Allie?

Allie Knudson: Well her story is not a good one.

She told us everything.


As the Atlantis Discovery Team were saying their goodbyes and loading up their ship to return to the surface, Kida passed out while talking to Audrey. Milo and Dr. Sweet, as well as the rest of the crew, rush to her aid. They take her to the throne room and lay her down. Dr. Sweet proceeds to examine her but is unable to determine what could of caused her to lose consciousness. Suddenly, Kida's eyes open and glow an eerie blue light. Everyone stepped back as she rose to her feet. Her skin began to crack and peel and the eerie blue light began to radiate from the cracks. Milo ran to her but was knocked back by the energy surging from her body. He quickly retrieves the Shepherd's Journal and flips through it frantically trying to find what could possibly be happening to Kida. Milo froze in horror as he found a passage that contained the answer. The answer he wished wasn't true. Kida had been exposed to the power of the crystal for too long. The crystal was draining her of her life. And according to the journal, the crystal will continue to drain the host until there's nothing left, unless another life is sacrificed in its stead. The crew thought they contained the threat but it only subsided, taking over Kida from the inside. The crystal needed more life force and was drastically draining Kida of hers. She dropped to the ground and began coughing up blood. A couple Atlantian guards rushed to her side to assist her. As they helped her up, she threw one of the guards into the water. The other guard tried to restrain her, but she was too powerful. She turned and bit the guard and proceeded to devour his body. As she ate, the remnants of the guard's body withered and turned to dust. Kida looked at Milo and his team as they stared on in horror. She slowly picked herself up. Her eyes met Milo's and they began to glow more intensely. Milo and his team began to inch backwards as he tried to reason with her and calm her down. Kida let out a chilling growl as blood continued to drip from her mouth. They took another step back, but then Kida attacked.


We gasped in shock!

Nico: WHOA! Yeah I remember that!

Gwen (Total Drama): Yeah that was intense!

Laney: Me, Olga, Gwen, Venom, and Rhino went and faced her and it was intense.

Olga Orromov: Yeah it sure was brutal.

Rhino: We tried reasoning with her. But would she listen?

Finn (Jackie Chan): Of course she didn't!

Gwen: She was completely feral.

Laney: It was a scary sight.

Twilight Sparkle: How did that fight go down?

Laney: It was terrifying.


FLASHBACK - Chapter 713


The Simulator activated and they saw the entirety of Atlantis burning in fire. They gasped in horror.

Laney: Oh my gosh.

Venom: Atlantis is a lot darker then the last time we were here.

Gwen: What happened here?

Venom: We got a very bad feeling about this.

Rhino: I got that feeling too man.

Olga: This is not good. I feel a very powerful energy signal coming from the castle.

Laney: Me too. Lets go.

They went into the castle and they saw no one anywhere.

Olga: Where is everybody?

Laney: I don't know but this isn't good.

She found the Shepherd's Journal on the floor and found a page on it with a very ominous piece of information on it. But then a figure came out and they saw that it was Kida and she had a feral appearance and her eyes were glowing light blue and her skin was cracking and she was dripping blood out of her mouth.

Venom: Kida!

Gwen: Oh man! What's happening to her?

Laney: It's the power of the Crystal of Atlantis! It's destroying her from the inside and it made her completely insane with bloodlust!

Olga: How can that happen to her?

Laney: It says so in the Shepherd's Journal. But we have to stop her! Come on!

Olga: JELLYFISH STING!

They went at her and Laney punched her in the face and kicked her in the stomach. Olga fired a powerful blast of lightning at her from jellyfish tentacles coming out of her arms and electrocuted her.

Rhino: Sorry about this, Kida. (punches Kida) William told me that you've lost control of the crystal before. But attacking innocent people crosses a line!

Venom and Rhino punched her all over the place and Gwen fired numerous blasts of fire from her hands and burned her. Gwen then used Havanian magic and removed the Crystals influence from her. She was knocked out and they saw all the citizens of Atlantis safe and sound.

They exited the simulator and they cheered wildly.

Allie: That was well done guys!

Laney: Thanks Allie. It was awesome!

Olga: It sure was. It's awesome being part Jellyfish. I have a deadly sting.

Lily: They don't call Jellyfish the Bees of the Ocean for nothing.

Kida: That is definitely not something that happens to me.

Allie: No thank goodness. Who wants to go next?

Luan: I'll go.

Allie: Okay.

Luan, Courtney, Shego and William went into the Simulator.

Allie: Here we go guys.


FLASHBACK ENDS


When she was done we were shocked!

Me: Whoa! I heard all about that. That was crazy.

Nico: Boy it sure was. The blood dripping from her mouth was awful.

Titanium Titan: (Spanish Accent) We should have Lewis taken care of before we go after Twisted Kida.

Me: Agreed.

We arrived at his house.

Me: Here we are.

I kicked down the door!

Me: FBI REACH FOR THE SKY!

Lewis saw us!

Alucard: Hey, fatso. Bad news? You still need to pay your tab.

Lewis Travolta: Like I'll do such a thing.

May: You're acting like we're giving you a choice.

Me: We can do this the easy way or the hard way. So what is it gonna be?

Lewis Travolta: How about…. RUN AWAY!

The Lemmings blocked his path and punched him in the face and knocked him down with a black eye.

Lemmings: (In unison) You aren't going anyway fatty.

Lazlo: Yeah!

Me: All right bub. You have $63,000.00 to pay to Mr. Lynn. Either you pay it off or we'll make you pay it.

Thundermon: So, what's it gonna be?

Lewis Travolta: I'll never pay you!

Me: All right then.

We tied him up and gagged him and took him back to the restaurant.

Me: We'll have to torture you.

Mandy: (sees something in front of us) Oh, fuck me.

It was TWISTED KIDA!

Me: Uh oh. Entrance time guys.

We went at Twisted Kida as she was causing people to run.

Water swirled all over and then it turned pitch black and formed into the great fish of the dark ocean and then they swirled around and then…

KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion went off and then a phoenix cry was heard and then we came out!

Kida: I can't believe I would become like this because of the Great Crystal!

Eli: No kidding sis! This is horrible!

Me: Man Allie you really had it rough when you all faced the Twisted Princesses.

Allie Knudson: No kidding.

Marluxia: (to Twisted Kida) Kida, you don't want to do this.

Twisted Kida roared ferociously with insane bloodlust!

Allie Knudson: Her mind is totally feral Marluxia. The power of the Great Crystal completely destroyed her mind to the point of zero conscious reason.

Marluxia: Oh man.

Then General Schwarz, Toyman, Artie Ziff, King Hiss, Mammoth, Dr. Light, Harpymon, Leap Frog, Count Nocturn and Kerbero Gangan appeared.

Me: General Schwarz, Toyman, Artie Ziff, King Hiss, Mammoth, Dr. Light, Harpymon, Leap Frog, Count Nocturn and Kerbero Gangan.

General Schwarz: Good thing you got Lewis out of the way.

William: I know, right?

Toyman: Is there anyway to save Twisted Kida?

Maria: I'm afraid there isn't.

Artie Ziff: I just hope you can make her death quick.

Twisted Kida roared at Artie and then he screamed!

He jumped into my arms in fright!

Artie Ziff: SHE'S GONNA EAT ME! GET HER AWAY! GET HER AWAY! GET HER AWAY!

Me: (Groans) You're giving me a hernia Artie!

King Hiss: (to me) We heard you went on the ship Poseidon.

Me: Boy we sure did. Ever watch the move The Poseidon Adventure?

Toyman: I have and that was a cool movie.

Mammoth: I hope that wasn't a disaster.

Me: A rogue wave capsized it and the ship was upside down and we had to put the ship right side up. Many people were all badly injured but they are gonna be okay. Some people died though.

Mammoth: Oh man.

?: Boy that was intense.

A figure came out and it was ARMS DEALER BANJAN from episode 36 of the Japanese Version of Time Force!


Arms Dealer Banjan is a Pond loach/Chinese Martial Artist-themed mutant and is the main antagonist in episode 36 of the 2000 TV series Mirai Sentai Timeranger.

He was voiced by Hisanori Nemoto, who previously voiced Fudasoujou in Gingaman, and Raima in GoGoFive.

History

Banjan made his first appearance at the warehouse with a couple of Zenitts as he was about to make a deal with one of the gang leaders. To which he presents them a bomb that comes with a tracker. However unknown to the group their was one more person who was with them in the said warehouse. So whoever was in the warehouse has tossed flare to make a smokescreen as he grabbed the two cases from the villains and escapes. So with that said Banjan sends the two Zenitt Droids to go with the gang leader while Banjan and the rest takes another route.

A while later he appeared in the building of an apartment where his base of operation is located in the basement and he asked one of the droids to make a duplicate bomb in order track down the original bomb. A while later he appeared at the docks where the thief is waiting for the arrival of Ayase and Domon, so he smacks the thief towards the railing gotten back the bomb tracker that he stole. However the Timeranger showed up as they sneaked attack Banjan causing him to bump into the thief as he fell into the ocean. With that said he used his own ability and open fired on the two Timerangers.

A while later he was still at the docks battling the two Timerangers until he received a call from one of his minions informing him that they got the money and the bomb is with the Ayase and Domon. With that said he was about to remotely set bomb off until he get's another call this time from the city guardian (who along with Domon and Ayase managed to follow the droid back to his hideout) as he was informed that one the bomb to a safe location so its useless to set it off and the other is that they manage to take over Banjan's hideout which turns out to be a trick along when they planted a bug in the briefcase. So with that said he destroyed the remote control and continues battling the Timerangers.

Well its good thing that he made a second bomb which he use to blow his hideout along with everyone who were in it. Thankfully Sion managed to built the jamming signal to defuse the bomb, so that bomb is useless now. A while later he managed to enlarged himself off screen which leaves the team to bring out ShadowAlpha to battle him. After that he was then recaptured by this finisher called Blizzard Slash.


Eli: Whoa! Arms Dealer Banjan! I remember you! You were gonna make a deal with gang leaders to give bomb to them.

Banjan: That's right Eli. Good memory on you like J.D.

Eli: Thanks.

Arms Dealer Banjan: It's a real shame I wasn't adapted in America.

Me: I know! What a ripoff.

Eric Meyers: I know, right? I personally wouldn't have minded defusing bombs.

Me: Yeah no kidding. Also you look more like a monster that the LupinRangers would face.

Arms Dealer Banjan: (Laughs) Yeah I do look like that don't I?

Me: Yep. Lets get the battles underway.

We did so.


Ink Rose, Princess Luna, Moondust, Dark Skylanders, ToQgers, Konan and Carly Atlas VS General Schwarz - Kate Lloyd Transforming


General Schwarz was first.

General Schwarz: (to Ink Rose) I heard Kate Lloyd transformed today. You guys must be very proud of her.

Ink Rose: We sure are and she finally put her demons with The Thing to rest for good.

Princess Luna: Thank goodness she did. It's horrible she went through all that back then.

Moondust: Yeah she told us everything that happened with The Thing and that was REALLY awful.

Blackout: It sure was. But at long last we made sure The Thing was silenced forever.

Right Suzuki: You got that right.

Akira: No kidding and Antarctica was its place to die.

Konan: We've had enough of the Thing to last us an eternity.

Carly Atlas: No kidding. That was horrifying.

General Schwarz: I can tell. I heard about The Thing and that must've been a horrifying ordeal for Kate.

Ink Rose: Yeah it sure was. But at least she never has to see that abomination again.

General Schwarz: Indeed. Lets do it!

ToQgers: TOQ CHANGE!

NOW TRANSFORMING! PLEASE STAND BEHIND THE WHITE LINE!

In a rainbow flash of light they transformed!

TOQ ICH! TOQ NI! TOQ SAN! TOQ YON! TOQ GO! TOQ ROKU! TOQ NANA!

ToQgers: THE VICTORIOUS IMAGINATION! RESSHA SENTAI TOQGERS!

KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!

A massive rainbow fire explosion went off behind them and they were ready for action!

ToQgers: FULL SPEED AHEAD!

They fired waves of darkness and energy and smashed him down.

Ink Rose: That was a victory of darkness.

Princess Luna: A true victory of the night.


Carter Grayson, Princess Celestia, Light Skylanders, Superman, Pharaoh Man and Turbo Man VS Toyman - Lewis Travolta being a total jerk


Toyman was next.

Toyman: (to Carter) Lewis Travolta must be a total jerk. Everyone in Gotham Royal York probably hates his guts.

Carter Grayson: That's what J.D. says. The guy makes everyones lives miserable.

Princess Celestia: He has no love for anyone other than himself.

Spotlight: You got that right. And the guy also lives with his mother. How stupid is this guy?

Superman: Probably very stupid.

Toyman: Boy I wouldn't like this guy either. Lets do it!

They fired waves of light and energy and smashed him down.

Carter Grayson: YEAH!

Princess Celestia: That was so awesome!


Leon, Pinkie Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Homer, Bart, Lisa, Marah and Kapri VS Artie Ziff - Good we got Kevin and Megan to their jet


Artie Ziff was next.

Artie Ziff: (to Leon) It's good that you got Kevin and Megan to their jet. The last thing we want is a repeat of what happened in the past.

Leon: You got that right and that IS the last thing we would want.

Pinkie Pie: But that was so cool how we were able to get Kevin and Megan get to the plane.

Featherweight: It sure was cool. J.D. invented an amazing plane.

Sprocket: He sure did. Very genius and well made out.

Homer: That sure was. It took us 45 minutes to catch up to the plane and we hooked a docking tube with the plane.

Bart: That was really cool.

Lisa Simpson: Boy it sure was.

Artie Ziff: Very clever and very well created. What brought this idea up if I might ask?

Leon: Kevin and Megan's family like to travel a lot and because they are all in such a huge rush they have a tendency to forget Kevin. So we helped them by bringing both Kevin and

Megan to them by using an amazing carrier plane with a docking bridge that hooks up to any jet. Like a ship docking port.

Artie Ziff: Very genius! Lets do it!

They fired waves of water, energy, gears, metal and lightning and smashed him down.

Leon: YEAH!

Pinkie Pie: BEST USUAL BATTLE EVER!


Leni, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Anko, Miia, Sea, Xion and Karai VS King Hiss - Awful how the Poseidon ship capsized


King Hiss was next.

King Hiss: (to Leni) It's awful how the Poseidon ship capsized. It's also awful that some of the passengers died there.

Leni: Boy it totes was. But thank goodness most of those people are all okay.

Rarity: No kidding there darling.

Sweetie Belle: How big was that wave?

Rarity: It was 150 feet.

King Hiss: 150 feet!? That's a Tsunami!

Sweetie Belle: And it capsized that whole ship!? Wow!

Gill Grunt: No kidding! It's amazing how it had that strength to do that.

Anko: Yeah no kidding. But thank goodness some of those people are okay.

Miia: The Poseidon Adventure was a huge movie from back in the 1970's as I recall.

Sea: Yeah it sure was. It was back in 1972.

Karai: (Japanese Accent) That is amazing.

King Hiss: And how many people were on the Poseidon?

Leni: I think about 150 people.

King Hiss: Not nearly as many as the Titanic. Lets do it!

They fired waves of energy, water, jewels and ice and smashed him down.

Leni: That was totes amazing!

Rarity: Rapture darling that was grand!


Lynn Jr., Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Tara, Starfire, Blackfire, Brawl and Swindle VS Mammoth - Jeff Fecalman escaping prison


Mammoth was next.

Mammoth: (to Boy Lynn) Can't believe that douchebag Jeff Fecalman escaped prison. Good thing J.D. and the others took him down.

Lynn Jr.: You got that right! He didn't like Quagmire at all just like we didn't.

Applejack: Hoowee. Man that guy was a monster. But he was not nearly as bad as Quagmire.

Apple Bloom: Yeah Quagmire was the enemy of all women everywhere.

Flashwing: Yeah he had no respect for women at all.

Tara: He was a total pervert.

Starfire: He sure was.

Blackfire: Indeed he was sister.

Mammoth: You said it. Lets do it!

They fired waves of lava, earth, rock, crystal and apples and energy and smashed him down.

Lynn Jr.: WOO! Lynner Lynner Chicken Dinner!

Applejack: YEEHAW! That was amazing!


Kairi, Twilight Sparkle, Sunny Starscout, Magic Skylanders, Luan, Eddy, Raven, Magnet Man and Gravity Man VS Dr. Light - Lewis having over $62,000.00 in debt at Lynn's Table


Dr. Light was next.

Dr. Light: (to Kairi) Lewis has over $62,000.00 in debt at Lynn's Table. But he's paying up one way or another!

Kairi: And we WILL get that money from him one way or another. Not only that but all the citizens of Gotham Royal York have had it with him.

Twilight Sparkle: Instead of forming an angry mob and running him out of town we're going to resurrect the humiliations everyone did in the past like with Peter Griffin and Lois.

Dr. Light: I heard bits and pieces of those and I heard they were hilariously funny!

Spyro: You would have loved them. They were EXTREMELY funny!

Luan: Yeah we all got a good kick out of them.

Eddy: Especially all the funny stuff we did with them.

Raven: They were really. You'll have to see the videos of them to see for yourself.

Dr. Light: I can't wait to see them. Lets do it!

They fired waves of light and magic and energy and smashed him down.

Kairi: YEAH!

Twilight Sparkle: That was amazing!


Orion, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Life Skylanders, Rika, Renamon, Merrick and Tyzonn VS Harpymon - Adventure into the World of 2002's The Thing


Harpymon was next.

Harpymon: (to Orion) I heard Lincoln, Georgina and the others went into the world of 2002's The Thing. How did that go?

Orion: It was terrifying! But we found out some very terrifying stuff there. Colonel Whitley was going to use the Thing virus as a biological weapon and infect the entire planet! But he was really playing with fire as that would ultimately destroy all life on the entire planet.

Fluttershy: Yeah it was really scary.

Harpymon: That's terrible! But thank goodness you all stopped him.

Tornado Bolt: That was a really good thing we did.

Stealth Elf: And Kate finally conquered her demons.

Rika: It's good we did or who knows what would have happened.

Renamon: That would not have been a good thing.

Harpymon: No it sure wouldn't have been a good thing. Lets do it!

Orion: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! OPERATION OVERDRIVE!

He turned into the Mercury Ranger and they fired waves of energy, leaves, flowers, grass and fruit and smashed Harpymon down.

Orion: That's a Super Mega Win.

Fluttershy: That was fun.


Lightning Dust, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Iron Man, Buffo and his Worshipers, and Finn (Jackie Chan) VS Leap Frog - Those humiliations were funny


Leap Frog was next.

Leap Frog: (to Lightning Dust) Those humiliations were really funny. Even though you and I weren't around back then.

Lightning Dust: They sure were funny! J.D. showed us videos of them and they were so funny and awesome!

Rainbow Dash: Boy they sure were! They were AWESOME! I loved it how everyone used Cartoon Style comedy gags on them.

Scootaloo: Yeah that was funny! And Nico's little brother Connor had fun too!

Whirlwind: Boy he sure did.

Leap Frog: Besides Peter Griffin and Lois, if you guys brought them back, who would you add to be humiliated?

Iron Man: I would add Icky Vicky, Trina, Billy McLean, Mandy, Bubble Bass, Lila Rossi, Peter Griffin, Chris Griffin, the Kanker Sisters, and many enemies we despise.

Leap Frog: That is a good idea! Everyone would have fun with those. Lets do it!

They fired waves of lightning, energy, wind and rainbows and smashed him down.

Lightning Dust: Take that!

Rainbow Dash: That was AWESOME!


Marceline the Vampire Queen, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Finn, Jake, Princess Bubblegum, Flame Princess, Lady Rainicorn, Alucard (HELLSING) and Android 17 VS Count Nocturn - Peter Griffin and Lois's humiliations


Count Nocturn was next.

Count Nocturn: (to Marceline) Be honest. Were Peter and Evil Lois' humiliations really that funny?

Marceline: You should have seen them! They were so hilarious and I don't think I've ever laughed that hard in my entire life.

Starlight Glimmer: Boy me neither! They were so funny! I didn't know everyone did all those before the Masters of Evil became official and all that.

Cozy Glow: That was so funny! I would love to dish out some funny humiliations like that.

Hex: You guys won't be disappointed with them. They were so funny.

Finn: Boy they sure were. Too bad we had to give them up.

Jake the Dog: Yeah they were so funny!

Princess Bubblegum: They were really hilarious.

Flame Princess: Yeah they sure were.

Lady Rainicorn: (Speaking Korean) 그 굴욕은 내 가장 웃긴 것이었다. 그들에 참여하는 것이 너무 재미있었을 것입니다. (Those humiliations were one of the funniest I've ever seen. It would have been so fun to participate in them.)

Jake the Dog: She said that those humiliations were one of funniest she has ever seen and it would have been so fun to be in them.

Count Nocturn: Boy they sure were. I thought they were funny too from what I heard. Lets do it!

They fired waves of energy, bones, magic, stars, candy and elements and smashed him down.

Marceline: ROCK ON!

Starlight Glimmer: That was so awesome!


Gaz Membrane, Sunset Shimmer, Pip-Squeak, Fire Skylanders, LupinRangers, Mandy and St. Patricia VS Kerbero Gangan - What were the humiliations for


Kerbero Gangan was next.

Kerbero Gangan: (to Gaz) Can you remind me what the humiliations were for? Because Chillyfish and the others only told me bits and pieces of it.

Gaz: I don't really know myself because I just joined the team.

Sunburn: I can fill that in for you. It was because of the abuse of Meg. When we found out that Peter and Lois and their son Chris were abusing Meg we got them arrested. Chris was sentenced to being being spanked till he was dead and Peter and Lois to sentenced to 50 years of Public Humiliation and when we were about to blow up Quahog we moved them here to have all of us participate in the humilation.

Kerbero Gangan: Oh I get it! That makes a lot of sense. But man those must've been really funny and awesome.

Sunset Shimmer: Boy they sure were from what we saw.

Pip-Squeak: (British Accent) Yeah we saw videos of them and they were so funny!

Kairi Yano: They sure were funny. We didn't know you guys did all that.

Umiko: Yeah they were funny.

Kerbero Gangan: Boy I'll have to see those for myself. Lets do it!

LupinRangers: KAITOU CHANGE!

They transformed!

Kairi Yano: (SNAPS FINGERS) LUPIN RED!

Touma: (SNAPS FINGERS) LUPIN BLUE!

Umiko: (SNAPS FINGERS) LUPIN YELLOW!

LupinRangers: PHANTOM THIEVES OF JUSTICE! LUPINRANGERS!

KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready for action!

Kairi Yano: Here's an advanced notice: We're taking your treasure.

Kerbero Gangan: Come and get it.

They fired waves of energy and fire and smashed him down and Kairi opened the safe and in it was a ring with a red jewel and it had the Fire Skylanders Element Symbol.

Kairi Yano: Cool ring.

Kerbero Gangan: It's called the Ring of The Fire Skylanders. Thought it would be cool for Sunset.

Sunset Shimmer: Awesome!

Sunset Shimmer put on the ring and was enveloped in an aura of fire and she had amazing power from it and more.

Gaz: COOL!

Kairi Yano: With that we bid you a final adieu.

Sunset Shimmer: That was so awesome!


Time Force Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Nico, Lola, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lily and Lisa VS Arms Dealer Banjan


Arms Dealer Banjan was next.

Nico: This is gonna be fun.

Nico teleported and opened Banjan's safe and in it were A bunch of swords called The Destroyers of Deadman Wonderland, they're large swords with the anti-Deadman Wonderland symbol etched on the 6'5" massive, wide, double-edged blood red blades, large blood red angel wings for the crossguards, large blood red gems for the hilts, longer blood red handles, and large faceted blood red sphere pommels with surrounding blood red gems. Once in hand, they'll get a massive power and energy increase, along with large blood red angel wings and blood red sleeveless trenchcoats.

Nico teleported back with the swords.

Time Force Rangers: TIME FOR TIME FORCE!

Eric Myers: QUANTUM POWER!

They transformed!

Wes: "Time Force Red!"

Jenn: "Time Force Pink!"

Lucas: "Time Force Blue!"

Katie: "Time Force Yellow!"

Trip: "Time Force Green!"

Eric: "Quantum Ranger!"

All: "Power Rangers Time Force!"

KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! TIME FORCE!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Time Force Rangers too!

Nico: YEAH! Lets get him!

Wes: VORTEX BLASTERS!

They summoned their weapons and made the Vortex Cannon and locked on target.

Nico: FIRE!

They fired waves of elements and energy and the blasts all hit Banjan and he exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!

He was reduced to the size of an action figure and Nico picked him up.

Nico: Banjan you have failed this world.

Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.


We regrouped and we were facing Twisted Kida.

Emma: Sorry, Kida. But this is for your own good!

Me: That's right Kida.

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! MYSTIC FORCE!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Mystic Force Rangers!

Me: Lets get her!

We went at Twisted Kida and smashed and pulverized her all over the place.

BAM BIFF ZONK ZOWIE WHAP CLANG CLONK THOTH WHOMP BOOF BONK KATOW THWACK SMASH CRASH BOOM BLANG THUMP!

WILHEIM SCREAM!

CRASH BLAM SMASH BOOF SMASH!

Twisted Kida went crashing into a car and then she got up and picked up the car and I fired a blast of fire and blew the car to pieces in a fiery mess.

Raimusa, Intress, and Cryenox blasted and pulverized her all over.

Wreck Gar, Master Fung, Wood Man and Undermind used the Earth and Animatron Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Wreck Gar's Armor Axe, Master Fung's powers, Wood Man's Leaf Shield and had a blade pop out of Undermine's sail on his back.

Wreck Gar and Master Fung: AXE OF FURIOUS FIRESTORMS!

Wood Man and Undermine: LEAF TYRANNO BLADE!

Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Pickle & Barley Barrel, Air Skylanders and Air Lincoln: AIR ELEMENT MEGABLAST!

They fired waves of energy, wind, lightning, rainbows and leaves.

Marluxia, Kida, Milo, Eli, Allie and Laney: ATLANTIS AVENGING ULTRABLAST!

They fired a massive blast of energy.

Lincoln: BURGER LIGHTNING STYLE: BACONATOR!

Chronoa: BURGER LIGHTNING STYLE: BACON DELUXE!

Caway: BURGER FIRE STYLE: BIG MAC!

Jessica Shannon: BURGER FIRE STYLE: WHOPPER!

Yuna: BURGER WATER STYLE: LUTHER BURGER!

Cheelai: BURGER WATER STYLE: PATTY MELT!

Toph: BURGER EARTH STYLE: QUARTER POUNDER!

Cocotte: BURGER EARTH STYLE: STACKER KING!

Menat: BURGER DARK STYLE: SLUGBURGER!

Perfuma: BURGER NTURE STYLE: VEGGIE BURGER!

Entrapta: BURGER LIGHTNING STYLE: BUFFALO!

Frosta: BURGER ICE STYLE: CHILI BURGER!

Shantae: BURGER MAGIC STYLE: SLIDER!

Lily the Mermaid: BURGER WATER STYLE: KRABBY PATTY!

They fired waves of elements and energy and they formed into awesome burgers.

Lincoln and his harem: BURGER FINAL SMASH: KRABBY PATTY MANIA!

They fired a massive tsunami of Krabby Patties on Twisted Kida and the blasts completely obliterated her in an instant!

She was dead and super hakaied!

Me: Good riddance.

?: I'll have my revenge on you all for throwing me in prison, Bean Scouts!

Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbing around my legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting around Lincoln, Linka, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lola and Lexx Loud's legs sisters, the eight large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Loud and Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Lori and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni and Loni Loud's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Luan and Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Laney and Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa and Levi Loud's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs were glowing, and that means big trouble was coming.

Patsy Smiles: Oh no, I was hoping never to hear that voice again. You can come out now, Ms. Mucus.

A figure came out, and it was none other than our old enemy, Ms. Mucus, the former scoutmaster assistant of Acorn Flats, before we had her sent to prison after we killed Lumpus years ago.

Me: Oh great, as if dealing with Lumpus wasn't bad enough, now we have to deal with Ms. Mucus again.

Twilight Sparkle: Who's Ms. Mucus?

Lincoln: She's the former scoutmaster assistant of Acorn Flats, and she hated the Bean Scouts with a passion and a vengeance, and that hatred has caused her sanity to deteriorate, and she has nothing but a black heart of hatred and insanity towards Lazlo and the Bean Scouts. After we got rid of Lumpus years ago, we had Ms. Mucus fired from her job, and threw her in The Saturn Insane Asylum.

When Lincoln told those who hadn't joined the team about Ms. Mucus, they were disgusted by her.


Ms. Rubella Mucus is a recurring antagonist from the Cartoon Network series Camp Lazlo.

She was voiced by Jill Talley, who also voices Gretchen and Karen Plankton from the SpongeBob SquarePants series.

Biography

Ms. Mucus is a warthog who serves as the scoutmaster's assistant and mascot of Acorn Flats. As the opposite of Scoutmaster Jane Doe, Ms. Mucus is rarely seen happy. She bears a hatred of Bean Scouts, finding them bitter, dim, and crude (the same description has been said by Edward Platypus). She is usually seen spying on the camps from her watch tower, with a regular gag involving her throwing watermelons at Lumpus, Slinkman, or any Bean Scout who tries to enter Acorn Flats. She has once planned to have the Camp Kidney shut down by bringing the Bean Scouts to a carnival, leading them to be too tired or sick to pass an upcoming fitness exam. However Lazlo, Raj, and Clam (the only Bean Scouts who didn't get sick) inadvertently made everyone pass the fitness exam and saved Camp Kidney. She also confiscates toys and collects them in her trailer. She may be the reason of the rivalry between the Squirrel Scouts and Bean Scouts, an example could be when she once told them that boys are from Mars. She has been seen playing an organ in the Bean Scout theatre at the wedding of Scoutmaster Lumpus and Jane Doe, which is ironic considering her hatred of Bean Scouts.

Her character may be based off of a prison guard or soldier, as she is typically seen guarding Acorn Flats and is noted to have a tough-person attitude. She may also be based off of the stereotypical Redneck woman, being large, angry, and talking with a Southern accent.


Me: She was born on the wrong side of the bed in a garbage dump.

Patsy Smiles: I don't know what Ms. Doe was thinking of when she hired you, Ms. Mucus.

Leon Loud: And I've had it up to hear with her to last an eternity.

Suddenly, we felt something snap inside of Leon Loud's mind, as his eyes turned aqua blue, and he was surrounded by an aqua blue and lavender energy aura with ocean waves and sea animals, and as he approached Ms. Mucus, he left aqua blue and lavender energy, ocean waves, and sea animals with every step.

Leon Loud: Patsy was right, I don't know what Ms. Doe was thinking of when she hired you, Ms. Mucus. You're nothing but a MISERABLE, BITTER, SPITEFUL, BLACK-HEARTED, SADISTIC, EVIL, SELFISH, HATE-FILLED, INCONSIDERATE EXCUSE FOR A SCOUTMASTER ASSISTANT BITCH!

Our jaws hits the floor when we heard his rant, especially Linka and the rest of Leon's brothers.

Lily Loud: (Gasps) Did my genderbent twin just...?

Nico: (Smiles) Yep. He's snapped, and he's going to rip her tusks off her snout.

Then, Leon Loud screamed like a madman and then…

KRABBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!

A massive explosion blasted out as he was surrounded by a massive vortex of aqua blue energy with ocean waves surrounding the vortex, there were sea animals swimming around the blue vortex, and inside it was a lavender phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Leon Loud emerged, but he was changed forever.

Leon Loud grew to 7'0" in height, just like Me, Lincoln, Lynn Sr., Liam, Duke Lincoln, Loki, Loni, Luke, Lane, Larry, Lars, Leif, Lexx, Levi, and Lynn Jr., he now has abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, he now has aqua blue eyes and an aqua blue energy aura with ocean waves and sea animals surrounding him, his long blond hair that reached the bottom of his neck was tied in a ponytail, and he has lavender highlights in the bangs, he has a sea dragon holding the Water Kanji in its claws emblazoned on his forehead, he has on dragon earrings with the Water Kanji in its claws and a necklace with the dragon with the Water Kanji in its claws for the pendant across his permanently bare chest. Leon Loud has massive blond angel wings with aqua blue tips on the large feathers and water dripping from the feathers for his new body.

Leon Loud has on his new large cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with aqua blue gems on his wrists. Leon Loud also has on the same clothes as Me, Lincoln, Lynn Sr., Liam, Duke Lincoln, Loki, Loni, Luke, Lane, Larry, Leif, Lexx, Levi and Lynn Jr., but his version of He Man 2002's loincloth is lavender, he has on long aqua blue trenchcoat flaps with ocean waves and sea animals on the coattails held up by his new Belt of Elemental Bravery with large aqua blue gem for the belt buckle on his waist, and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, he has large lavender weighted bands on his large biceps and thighs, large aqua blue pants with ocean waves on the legs, large black leather ankle-high combat boots with silver armor on the toes, and he has eight large lavender orbs orbiting around his legs. The massive, wide, double-edged blade of his own Sword of The Neptune Crusaders grew to 6'5" in length and the long black handle grew a little longer.

There was a sea dragon with ocean waves and mermaids and an aqua blue kanji tattooed on Leon Loud's wider and more muscular back, and the aqua blue kanji below the sea dragon, ocean waves, and mermaids said, "Leon Loud, Awesome and Talented Photographer of The Genderbent Loud Family, Sixth Youngest Brother of Linka Loud, Master of Water and Sea Creatures, Emissary of Coventina, Slayer of Evil, Golden-Hearted Lover of His Brothers and Only Sister, Genderbent Twin of Lily Loud, Awesome Member of Team Loud Fairywind and Team Loud Phoenix Storm."

レオン・ラウド、ジェンダーベント・ラウド・ファミリーの素晴らしく才能のある写真家、リンカ・ラウドの6番目の末弟、水と海の生き物のマスター、コヴェンティーナの使者、悪の殺し屋、彼の兄弟の黄金の恋人、そして唯一の姉妹、リリーのジェンダーベント・ツインチームラウドフェアリーウィンドとチームラウドフェニックスストームのラウドで素晴らしいメンバー

Leon Loud has transformed into SUPER ANGEL 750,000,000,000 MAELSTROM SEA DRAGON MERMAID ANGEL OF AQUATIC JUSTICE!

We were impressed by Leon Loud's Super Angel 750,000,000,000 transformation, but when Ms. Mucus saw it, her eyes turned red with pure hatred and rage.

Me: Whoa, Leon has transformed.

Nico: You said it, dude. Leon's become both a man and an Angel of The Seas.

Lily Loud: Wow, Leon, you look awesome and ripped. How do you feel?

Leon Loud: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Oceans and Justice) I feel incredible, Lily, and now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to rip Ms. Mucus to shreds for what she's done.

Leon Loud went after Ms. Mucus, and he had fired powerful blasts of aqua blue and lavender energy, glowing water, and he summoned the creatures of the seas to attack, and when they hit Ms. Mucus, they exploded with incredible power. When Ms. Mucus got up, she was seeing more red, as she then charged, but with his massive Sword of The Neptune Crusaders, Leon Loud slashed off Ms. Mucus' tusks and arms, and she screamed in excruciating pain.

Then, Leon Loud grabbed Ms. Mucus and he tossed her into the air with his brute superhuman strength, and he prepared his final attack.

Leon Loud: There's no place for you in this world or the next, Ms. Mucus, there's only one place where you rightfully belong, and it's in Oblivion. DIVINE SEA DRAGON MAELSTROM KAMEHAMEHA!

Leon Loud fired a massive aqua blue Kamehameha energy wave with sea dragons, ocean waves, and sea animals surrounding it, and as it hits Ms. Mucus, it exploded with incredible power.

Ms. Mucus: I HATE YOU, BEAN SCOUTS AND TEAM LOUD PHOENIX STORM!

Our auras flared up from her last shout of hatred as we got stronger, and the resulting explosion had killed Ms. Mucus, and her evil spirit was locked into the Further forever. Everyone cheered wildly for what Leon Loud did, as he holstered his massive sword on his wider and muscular back and powered down, but his new clothes, weapons, jewelry, massive angel wings, and eight large lavender orbs orbiting around his legs were permanent.

Nico: Whoa, Leon, what you did to Ms. Mucus, that was so impressive.

Leon Loud: Thanks, Nico.

Then, Linka went up to Leon, and she hugged him, and he leaned down and wrapped his massive and muscular arms around her and hugged her back.

Linka: Leon, I'm so proud of what you've done, and you've also become a man.

Leon Loud: Aw, thanks, Linka.

Lily Loud: Oh, and when we get the chance, Leon, we'll have to meet the genderbent twins of The Casagrandes. If you're like me, you also have feelings for Carlitos' genderbent twin.

Leon Loud: Yeah, you're right, Lily.

Suddenly, the massive Swords of The Neptune Crusaders holstered on Lily and Leon Loud's backs had changed and evolved. The 6'5" massive, wide, double-edged blades became aqua blue with reflecting ocean waves and a lavender Celtic Triquetra etched on them with large aqua blue angel wings for the crossguards, large aqua blue gems for the hilts, longer blue handles with blue fish scales, and large faceted aqua blue sphere pommels with surrounding light blue gems. They're now known as The Swords of Coventina.

This stunned and amazed us, along with the Masters of Evil.

Lincoln: Whoa, Lily, Leon, your Swords of The Neptune Crusaders have changed. They're now known as The Swords of Coventina. This might be because of the fact you got your powers from Coventina.

Me: You're right, big guy. That's incredible.

Nico: That is so awesome. I can't wait to see what your new swords are capable of.

Hank Scorpio: Plus, we heard the apologies that you, Luan, Luna, Laney, Lisa, and Lily made to Nico, Lincoln, that was so beautiful. Plus, we forgot you and your sisters had reigned in your emotions long ago. Now, everyone in The Masters of Evil had heard it.

Lincoln: Thanks, Hank.

Hank Scorpio: Plus, when Artie saw what you did to Ms. Mucus, he was cheering wildly, and he saw you transform, Leon. That was so awesome.

Leon Loud: Tell him thanks when you see him, Hank.

Lincoln: But, he and Linka were right, not only did you transform, but you've now become a man, Leon.

Leon Loud: Thanks, Lincoln.

Leon and Lincoln high-fived, and water, elemental forces, and lightning came out from their hands.

Dr. Light: May the other version of Kida rest in peace.

Kida: She didn't deserve this fate.

Harpymon: Of course she didn't.

Leap Frog: But all we could do was end her suffering.

Count Nocturn: On the bright side, Lewis can pay his tab.

Kerbero Gangan: (laughs) Yeah! The hard way!

Me: Lets go.

We went back to the restaurant and put Lewis in medieval stocks and then…

SPLAT SPLAT SMASH SPLAT SPLAT!

We were pelting him with fruit, vegetables and rotten eggs and more. We even fired berries from a slingshot.

It was really popular! People from all over the city were coming to destroy him by smashing him all over with fruit and eggs and more.

SPLAT! SMASH! BLAM!

The money from the people all over the city was pouring in and we already collected more than enough to pay off Lewis's debt.

Lewis Travolta: My debt is now paid off! Can you let me go now!?

Me: Sorry but you brought all this on yourself. You have been sentenced to 75 years of public humiliation.

Nico: Does this mean what I think it does?

Me: Yep. The humiliations are back in business.

Everyone cheered!

Kida: (To the viewers) This was a fun adventure. Hope you all loved this one.

Me: I know I did Kida.

We enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep.

THE END


Another awesome and funny SpongeBob episode done.

The SpongeBob episode Bubble Bass's Tab was one funny episode and it showed how true Bubble Bass is as one of the biggest jerks in all of animation. He is now officially worse than Comic Book Guy from The Simpsons. The episode aired on April 9th, 2021 and it was awesome and funny! The first part was for the awesome 2006 movie Poseidon and that was a remake of the movie The Poseidon Adventure from 1972 and that was awesome. The second part was for the 2002 video game The Thing and that one scared me really bad. But now we can officially say that The Thing is gone. NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Etstheclarencefan and ninjakingofhearts and the Guest Reviewer all gave me the ideas for this. Thanks guys. This was awesome! Next rescue for me is gonna be on Starfire's home planet of Tamaran and we're going to face Challus Mercer who is back from the dead. Now we have a score to settle with him and he will be coming after us with intense fury for killing and imprisoning all of the Unitologists and the entire Anti-Unitology Conglomerate is going to have a huge score to settle with him. Isaac Clarke, Nicole Brennan, Kendra Daniels, Ellie Langford, Suzie & Alicia Berrick, Gabe Weller, Lexine Weller, Isabel Cho, Nolan Stross and his wife Alexis and their infant son and Victor Bartlett are all gonna transform in this one. And we're also going to save Jennifer Barrows from him. She will be brought back to life and insane. So I'll need the transformation sequences for all of the Anti-Unitology Conglomerate. Also, me, Eli, Allie, Nene, Maria, Missy, Qin, Erica, Nora Venice, Lillian, Ellie, Marie, Simone, Miranda, Gina Pele, Syrus, Dark Magician Girl, Nelanie, Starfire and Joan Bolton are gonna go this time and we're going to meet a Botwoon Gene-Slammer named Penelope Morriarty and a Harpie Queen. And the next rescue for Lincoln is gonna be in the world of Starship Troopers 3: Marauder and we're going to kill the God Bug. Also Sunset Shimmer is gonna have a bunch of really nasty words to say to Lumpus from Camp Lazlo after he is loose from prison again. So get ready as she GIVES THAT BIG FAT UGLY MOOSE THE WORST REPRIMANDING EVER WITH A BUNCH OF WORDS SO HORRIBLE THAT IT WILL MAKE HIM SOIL HIS PANTS 10-FOLD! The next chapter is gonna be wicked as we go on a shopping spree for Lynn Sr. to pick up some ingredients that he needs for his restaurant when he starts running low on them for the food he makes. It's for the SpongeBob episode Shopping List. But it's not have those unusual ingredients that SpongeBob went after. It's gonna have the ingredients for all the food at the restaurant and we're gonna go all over the world to get them.

See you all tomorrow.