THIS IS A PARODY OF THE SPONGEBOB EPISODE SHOPPING LIST
On the planet Tamaran, 25 Light-Years away from Earth, me, Eli, Allie, Nene, Maria, Missy, Qin, Erica, Nora Venice, Lillian, Ellie, Marie, Simone, Miranda, Gina Pele, Syrus, Dark Magician Girl, Nelanie, Starfire, Joan Bolton and the Anti-Unitology Conglomerate were there to rescue another girl as well as take down another bad guy.
Joan: Here we are back in Tamaran.
Starfire: Oh it is glorious to be home.
Missy: Wow! So this is your home planet Starfire?
Starfire: It sure is.
Erica: This is amazing. I've always wondered what Tamaran was like.
Ellie Singh: Boy it sure looks like an amazing planet.
Joan Bolton: Yep.
Joan concentrated and groaned as her teeth sank into her gums.
Me: I have a feeling something big is gonna happen here. Last time we saw Tamaran was when Blackfire came and we destroyed a demon in her.
Joan turned into her STREET SHARK FORM!
Eli: Yeah! But this is gonna be awesome to see.
Syrus: It sure will be cool.
Maria: Think we should visit Galfore?
Starfire: That would be an excellent idea.
We went into the castle and it was as beautiful as some of us remember.
Maria: Wow. The castle is as beautiful as it was before.
Me: It sure is. And the view of the moons and planets is just as memorable.
Simone: Boy this is amazing. I think it's so cool that we go to so many amazing planets.
Miranda: It sure is amazing.
Nelanie: (Laos Accent) It sure is something.
We went into the Throne Room and we saw Starfire's k'norfka or Adoptive Father, Galfore.
Galfore: Welcome back J.D. Knudson and it's good to see you again.
Me: Greetings to you Galfore. It's good to see you again as well.
Eli: It's an honor to meet you.
Galfore: You must be Eli.
Eli: That's right.
Maria: A lot has happened since we last saw you. New heroes. New villains. And even old enemies becoming frenemies.
Galfore: I heard about the battle with Thanos. That was a very harrowing battle for you all.
Me: It was. But we destroyed that mad titan for good.
Galfore: Glad you all did. I'm afraid I have some strange news. I believe a man you all know named Challus Mercer is here on Tameran.
We gasped in shock and then I growled in rage.
Me: He just won't stay dead!
Isaac: Yeah he is making me mad.
Alicia Berrick: Same here!
Galfore: I take it you have a really bad history with him?
Me: You could say that Galfore. He is dangerous as all get out.
I went over everything that happened during the events of chapter 784 as well as everything with Mercer.
Doctor Challus Mercer was a scientist aboard the USG Ishimura and a devout Unitologist to the point of zealotry. Mercer became fanatically obsessed with the Necromorphs after the Ishimura was compromised and the infection spread. Mercer believed that the Necromorph infection was the next stage of the human race and their ability to reanimate necrotic flesh was life after death. He is the secondary antagonist of Dead Space.
Challus Mercer was one of the numerous Unitologists aboard the USG Ishimura, presumably introduced in the massive turnover caused by the Church of Unitology to grant Captain Matthius a majority of devouts composing the crew. Even before the Necromorph infection began, Mercer was already showing signs of insanity, making fellow doctor Terrence Kyne distrust him. Before succumbing to the dementia himself, Mercer ironically was one of the medical officers to study the colonists suffering from it, like Brant Harris. He even advised Kyne to bring more subjects to the ship in order to find out what was happening.
While this was never stated, it's quite possible that Challus Mercer was a high-ranking member of the Church of Unitology before joining the USG Ishimura. Often, Marker relics are found near Mercer; the first is the small Black Marker in his office and the second is the slightly larger variant of this ornament on a table near the place of his death on the Crew Deck. Furthermore, there is a recording of him making a speech to fellow Unitologists in Chapter 10, and asking them to don't abandon their faith despite the current outcomes of the extraction mission.
The Second Aegis VII Incident
When the Necromorph outbreak hit the colony, Mercer saw first the Hive Mind and the Necromorph transformation through recordings. He was convinced that they were the divine beings supposedly prophesied by Michael Altman. Mercer even was the one who named Hive Mind, making it one of the few named Necromorphs in-game.
When the infection reached the ship, he performed several medical experiments on the crew of the USG Ishimura, one of which resulted in the Hunter. Mercer's experiments were aimed at transmitting the infection to live subjects, which caused the Hunter's unique regenerative properties. Mercer also attacked and killed numerous crew members and patients as the ship fell into chaos, as evidenced by the decapitated heads found in his office in the Medical Deck. After performing his experiments, Mercer became one of the responsibles for the sabotage of the USG Ishimura. He had a plan to take some frozen necromorph specimens back to Earth, despite the heavily deteriorated condition of the ship by then.
Mercer is finally encountered in Chapter 5, trying to hinder Isaac's efforts to kill the Leviathan by locking doors. When Isaac reaches the Chemistry Lab in order to get the poison capsule, Mercer presents himself through a nearby window. He tries to convince Isaac that the Necromorphs are the salvation of mankind, the next step of evolution, then he releases the Hunter to attack Isaac, locking him inside the lab. He is later seen when Isaac is ambushed by Necromorphs at the Intensive Care Room, trying to convince him to just give up and let them kill him. He leaves shortly before they enter the room, locking the door once again. When Isaac finds the required DNA sample, Mercer decompresses the entire Medical Deck and locks Kendra out of the controls, in another attempt to kill Isaac. He is last seen at the Cryogenics Lab, telling Isaac his plan to make the infection reach Earth by bringing frozen Necromorphs there. He then leaves him to be killed by the Hunter, once more trapping him in the room with the creature.
While Isaac was busy killing the Leviathan, Mercer unfroze the Hunter. After this, he is reencountered in Chapter 10, murdering the crew member Jacob Temple. His monologue while killing Temple implies that he captured him with the help of an insane Elizabeth Cross. It is hinted through the scenery that Mercer went there, to the Crew Deck, to murder any remaining infidel survivors and to advocate the mass suicide among his fellow Unitologists. He may have been there since he unfroze the Hunter.
Death
After Isaac defeated the Hunter, Mercer allowed himself to be killed by an Infector, becoming a Necromorph himself —an Enhanced Slasher. Isaac Clarke encountered the changed Mercer and euthanized him.
When I was finished Galfore and all of Starfire's fellow people were shocked and horrified.
Galfore: That is horrible. You all went through something that would strike fear into the strongest of hearts.
Me: I know. It was awful.
Simone: Boy it sounds like it.
Maria: Tell your people to stay away from him. He's very unstable!
Me: And let us handle it.
Galfore: Right.
Me: Okay lets go find him.
Eli: We won't have to look far.
Eli fired a blast of Force Lightning at a Column and it blew a man out and it was CHALLUS MERCER!
Starfire: There's that monster!
Me: Mercer you are in a lot of trouble!
Mercer got up and he looked at us.
Maria: I swear to God, if you've killed anyone here...
Mercer: It's not these people I'm after here. It's you because you are heretics.
Me: No YOU are the true heretic because you're believing in a terrible force that would have ultimately destroyed the entire universe!
Eli: You still have no idea how dangerous the Necromorphs and Markers were!
Maria: Including all of the Church of Unitology!
Missy: That's right! They were completely insane and they are all either dead or locked up in the looney bin!
Maria: How do you even expect to kill us? You have no one left!
Mercer: Oh no?
Then a figure came out and it was JENNIFER BARROW! And she was in only her underwear!
Isabel Sho: Jennifer Barrow!
Suzie Berrick: Oh man!
Isaac Clarke: But she died.
I looked into her eyes and saw that she was flooded with Murderous Insanity!
Me: She has remnants of the psychic energy from the Markers even though they are all destroyed.
Jennifer came at us and Eli held her in place with The Force!
Me: Hang on Jennifer!
I fired a beam of light and it hit cured Jennifer.
Mercer: NO!
She fell and I caught her.
Maria: Okay. NOW, you're all alone.
Me: That makes you the only member of the Unitologists left!
Jennifer groaned and she opened her eyes and groaned from a massive headache.
Jennifer Barrow: What happened? I have got the worst ever headache. (Sees me) Who are you?
Me: My name is J.D. Knudson and I'm the leader of Team Loud Phoenix Storm. You went through a horrifying experience.
I told her everything about the Marker and how it made her insane because of the intense psychic energy and it made her kill herself and then she infected and killed everyone on the U.S.G. Ishimura and turned them all into Necromorphs.
When I was done Jennifer Barrows gasped and then she hugged me and cried hard and wailed into my chest.
Maria: If anyone else wants to help us, they can!
?: Gladly!
We saw a Botwoon and a Harpie Queen!
Eli: Whoa! Harpie Queen and a Botwoon!
Botwoon: (British Accent) That's right.
Missy: Whoa you're a Botwoon Gene-Slammer.
Botwoon: That's right and I am Penelope Moriarty.
Maria: Pleasure to meet you both.
Suddenly, we had felt something in the minds of Isaac Clarke, Nicole Brennan, Kendra Daniels, Ellie Langford, Suzie and Alicia Berrick, Gabe and Lexine Weller, Isabel Cho, Nolan and Alexis Stross and their infant son, and Victor Bartlett snap as the memories of the pain and suffering that Challus Mercer and the Unitologists have caused in the past have come back in full force.
Then, their eyes turned neon light blue, and they were surrounded in the thirteen different colored energy auras, Isaac Clarke: Blue, Nicole Brennan: Pink, Kendra Daniels: Red, Ellie Langford, Suzie and Alicia Berrick: Yellow and Purple, Gabe and Lexine Weller: Orange, Isabel Cho: Indigo, Nolan and Alexis Stross and their infant son: Green, and Victor Bartlett: Violet, they unholstered their massive Swords of The Anti-Unitology Conglomerate, and as they approached Mercer, they left blue, pink, red, yellow, purple, orange, indigo, green, and violet energy, along with the thirteen elemental forces with every step.
Then, they were surrounded by thirteen massive vortexes of blue, pink, red, yellow, purple, orange, indigo, green, and violet energy with ice surrounding the blue vortex, flower petals surrounding the pink vortex, flames surrounding the red and orange vortexes, leaves and rocks surrounding the green vortexes, suns surrounding the yellow vortex, shadows surrounding the purple, indigo, and violet vortexes, with the mythological animals associated with the elemental forces, and inside the vortexes were blue, pink, red, yellow, purple, orange, indigo, green, and violet phoenixes. Then, as the vortexes faded, Isaac Clarke, Nicole Brennan, Kendra Daniels, Ellie Langford, Suzie and Alicia Berrick, Gabe and Lexine Weller, Isabel Cho, Nolan and Alexis Stross and their infant son, and Victor Bartlett emerged, but they were changed forever.
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Isaac Clarke, Nicole Brennan, Kendra Daniels, Ellie Langford, Suzie and Alicia Berrick, Gabe and Lexine Weller, Isabel Cho, Nolan and Alexis Stross and their infant son, and Victor Bartlett have gotten a lot stronger, they each have the symbol of the Anti-Unitology Conglomerate emblazoned on their foreheads, phoenix earrings with the kanjis of the elemental forces in their claws and phoenixes with the kanjis of the elemental forces in their claws for the pendants. They have large black angel wings with blue, pink, red, yellow, purple, orange, indigo, green, and violet tips on the black feathers. They're dressed in white shirts with a blue phoenix for Isaac, pink phoenix for Nicole, red phoenix for Kendra Daniels, yellow for Suzie, purple for Alicia, orange for Gabe and Lexine Weller, indigo for Isabel Cho, green for Nolan and Alexis Stross and their infant son, and violet for Victor Bartlett, black pants, black leather ankle-high combat boots, silver sleeveless trenchcoats with the elemental forces of fire, ice, water, light, darkness, earth, and nature on the coattails and the symbol of the Anti-Unitology Conglomerate on the back.
Isaac Clarke, Nicole Brennan, Kendra Daniels, Ellie Langford, Suzie and Alicia Berrick, Gabe and Lexine Weller, Isabel Cho, Nolan and Alexis Stross and their infant son, and Victor Bartlett have on their new Bracelets of the Champions of the Universe with blue, pink, red, yellow, purple, orange, indigo, green, and violet gems on their wrists, Belts of Elemental Bravery with large blue, pink, red, yellow, purple, orange, indigo, green, and violet gems for the belt buckles on their waists, and Eater of Sins revolvers and Plasma Cutters holstered on their hips.
Isaac Clarke has transformed into SUPER ANGEL 750,000,000,000 ARCTIC ICESTORM DRAGON ANGEL OF JUSTICE!
Nicole Brennan has transformed into SUPER ANGEL 750,000,000,000 FLORALSTORM DRAGON ANGEL OF JUSTICE!
Kendra Daniels has transformed into SUPER ANGEL 750,000,000,000 INFERNO STORM DRAGON ANGEL OF JUSTICE!
Ellie Langford has transformed into SUPER ANGEL 750,000,000,000 VOLCANIC GEOSTORM DRAGON ANGEL OF JUSTICE!
Suzie Berrick has transformed into SUPER ANGEL 750,000,000,000 CELESTIAL SOLARSTORM DRAGON ANGEL OF JUSTICE!
Alicia Berrick has transformed into SUPER ANGEL 750,000,000,000 DARKNESS SHADOWSTORM DRAGON ANGEL OF JUSTICE!
Gabe and Lexine Weller have both transformed into SUPER ANGEL 750,000,000,000 SUPERCELL LIGHTNINGSTORM DRAGON ANGELS OF JUSTICE!
Isabel Cho has transformed into SUPER ANGEL 750,000,000,000 CELESTIAL STARSTORM DRAGON ANGEL OF JUSTICE!
Nolan and Alexis Stross and their infant son have transformed into SUPER ANGEL 750,000,000,000 GEOSTORM NATURE DRAGON ANGELS OF JUSTICE!
And Victor Bartlett has transformed into SUPER ANGEL 750,000,000,000 CHRONO STORM DRAGON ANGEL OF JUSTICE!
We were truly amazed by the Super Angel 750,000,000,000 transformations of The Anti-Unitology Conglomerate, but when Mercer saw it, he fell into an even more insane rage.
Me: WHOA!
Eli: WOW! They all transformed! Incredible!
Nelanie: Wow! How do you all feel?
Isaac Clarke: (Divine Echoing Arctic Voice of Hope) Amazing. Now to give this dirtbag what is coming to him.
They went at Mercer and smashed and pulverized and blasted him all over and then fired a wave of energy and obliterated him and super hakaied him. Leter I put on my blind man glasses and then Eli, Syrus and the males all over covered their eyes and I snapped my fingers and then Joan and Penelope were reverting back.
Joan: What special skills do you have? (loses her teeth)
Penelope Moriarty: I'm a wine maker. I squish grapes to make wine.
They both reverted back and Joan was topless and Penelope was naked and then Joan was given a new shirt and Penelope got new clothes.
Penelope Moriarty: Wow these clothes are amazing.
Simone: Yep. They sure are.
Jennifer was still crying into my chest and I was comforting her.
Penelope Moriarty: Oh poor girl.
Eli: Yeah.
Penelope Moriarty: (holds head in pain) No! Not again!
Simone: Reign in the power with the strength of your will. Concentrate.
Penelope did so and she glowed in an ocean blue aura and then she had the power reigned in and fully engrafted.
Penelope Moriarty: Wow! That was amazing!
Eli: Now we've seen the last of Mercer and the Unitologists. Lets get back to Earth.
We went back home and Ino is gonna help Jennifer Barrow.
After we finally got rid of Challus Mercer this time for good on Tamaran, Lincoln, Me, Nico, Eli, Nicole, Sunset Shimmer, and Gwen Tennyson were heading to the world of Starship Troopers 3: Marauder on the planet OM-1, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the twelve girls there, but we're also going to kill the God Bug. Plus, we got word that Lumpus has gotten loose from prison again, but Sunset Shimmer is going to give that big fat ugly moose the worse reprimanding ever.
Lincoln: Wow, we're in the world of Starship Troopers 3: Marauder, and I think I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the twelve girls there, but we're also going to kill the God Bug.
Me: That's right, big guy. Plus, we got word that Lumpus has gotten loose from prison again, and he's still out for revenge on us for tossing him in prison.
Nico: What?! That ugly moose is nothing but a glutton for punishment, even after the beatdown that Gloriosa Daisy gave him after Larry Loud dealt with Mozenrath.
Sunset Shimmer: Well, he's not getting away with it. I'm going to give him the worst reprimanding ever after we pummel him badly.
Eli: Oh, this should be really good.
Behemecoatyl, alternatively spelled Behemecoytal, is the main antagonist of the Starship Troopers series.
The supreme ruler of the Arachnids, Behemecoatyl is a colossal life form which is connected to the crust of planet OM-1, the planet may be the Arachnids place of origin.
During the First Bug War, Behemecoatyl allowed for a Brain Bug to be captured by the United Citizen Federation. This Brain Bug's job was to psychically contact any Psychic members of the United Citizen Federation and gain control of their minds. In this, it was successful in having Sky Marshal Omar Anoke's mind taken over, forcing him into worshiping Behemecoatyl as his God. In doing this, Behemecoatyl was able to force Anoke to disable the Electric Perimeter Fence of Roku San, allowing the Arachnids to overrun the colony. This also placed Omar Anoke's Starship, the Geronimo in jeopardy. As the ship return Earth in a route passing by OM-1, it was hit by plasma from the planet's surface whilst it was in Faster than Light travel. The severly damaged ship was forced to a stop over the planet where upon its personnel abandoned ship. Sky Marshal Anoke landed on the planet onboard an Escape pod where upon Warrior Bugs herded the survivors towards Behemecoatyl. The God Bug picked off several of the survivors until only Omar Anoke and two other survivors remained. Behemecoatyl then impaled Anoke and devoured him, obtaining his knowledge of the United Citizen Federation's intelligence, bases, colonies, and Fleet movements.
Shortly upon devouring Anoke, Behemecoatyl came under attack from Marauders in what became the Battle of OM-1. After the battle, Behemecoatyl was destroyed by the planet-cracking Q Bomb along with the planet OM-1.
?: HELP!
Suddenly, Lincoln heard the sound of twelve girls calling out for help. With his deep sapphire blue cyborg eyes and superhuman sight, along with sensing energy signals, he saw and heard where the call for help was coming from. He saw the twelve girls, but they've been cornered by the God Bug, and it's going to kill them.
Lincoln: Guys, I found the twelve girls, but they've been cornered by the God Bug, and it's going to kill them. Come on, let's go.
We rushed on over, and we transformed and unholstered our massive swords from our backs, and we attacked The God Bug with unrelenting fury. Then, Lincoln sent his massive and long eleven blue wolf tails, and as they penetrate The God Bug, Lincoln began sucking out and absorbing all the memories that The God Bug has stolen from so many humans over the years, along with all its psychic powers. When Lincoln was done, The God Bug was now powerless and the memories it's stolen from so many humans were now in Lincoln's brain, and he got a massive intelligence boost and gained its psychic powers.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Thundersnow Elemental Voice of Justice) Whoa, what a rush. That butt-ugly bug has absorbed a lot of memories from a lot of humans over the years. But, now it's time to end it.
We saw Lincoln lift his arms up into the air, and we saw what he was going to use: The Spirit Bomb.
Nico: Oh, no way, Lincoln's going to use The Spirit Bomb on that ugly bug?! Come on, let's give him a hand.
We joined in and gave our energy to The Spirit Bomb, and it became as massive and big as the Sun itself.
Lincoln: Behemecoatyl the God Bug, what I hold above you is the energy of the humans that you devoured over the years, and now, you and every last bug will face the consequences for all the pain and suffering that you've caused!
Me, Nico, Eli, Nicole, Sunset Shimmer, and Gwen Tennyson: Lincoln! NOW!
With a loud roar, Lincoln sent the Spirit Bomb at the powerless God Bug, and it hits The God Bug and it heads into space, and it eventually engulfed it, and obliterated it in a powerful explosion, and was Super Hakaied for good. Plus, not only was The God Bug obliterated and Super Hakaied, every last bug that was commanded by the God Bug died, and all of them were Super Hakaied for good.
We cheered wildly as we holstered our massive swords on our backs and powered down. We hugged Lincoln with pure joy at what he just did. But, we weren't out of the woods just yet, as we soon hear a familiar voice.
?: I WANT MY CAMP BACK!
Lincoln: I should've known. You just don't know when to quit, do you, Lumpus?
Me: He sure is a glutton for punishment.
Another figure came out, and it was none other than Lumpus, who had gotten loose from prison, and he was back for yet another round. We piled on, and we brutally pummeled Lumpus severely. Then, Lincoln tied him up in an inescapable rainbow energy straitjacket. Then, Sunset Shimmer went up to Lumpus, and she was going to give him the worst reprimanding of his miserable life.
Sunset Shimmer: No words can even describe just what kind of a person you really are, Lumpus. You are a SELFISH, INCONSIDERATE, EVIL, TWO-FACED, BACKSTABBING, SADISTIC, STUCK-UP, MEAN, UNCARING, MONSTROUS, UGLY, SON OF A BITCH MOOSE FROM THE DARKEST DEPTHS OF HELL! A TRUE SPAWN OF SATAN FROM THE DARKEST DEPTHS OF THE KALAMAZOO RIVER!
Our jaws hit the floor when Sunset Shimmer said those kinds of words at Lumpus, and Lumpus was so horrified, he soiled his pants 10-fold! Lincoln went up to Sunset Shimmer and he picked her up in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they hugged and kissed.
Lincoln: Sunset, that was the best reprimanding that you gave to Lumpus. I taped the whole thing, so I can give it to Commander Hoo-Ha.
Sunset Shimmer: (Smiles) Thanks, Linky. Plus, it's about time that someone gave Lumpus a nasty reprimand for all the crap he's pulled.
Lumpus' shock gave way back to insane rage, but before he could start screaming in rage, Lincoln had him beamed right back to The Saturn Insane Asylum's Arkham Asylum wing, but this time, he was put in a separate cell in Maximum Solitary Confinement, and he was chained to the wall of his cell, and this time, he's never getting out again.
Then, Lincoln and Nicole went up to the twelve girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them. The twelve girls were Kaguya Nanbu from Super Robot Wars, Mii Koryuji from Project X Zone, Aya Higuchi, Aty, Cassis Servolt, Natsumi Hashimoto, Amer, Toris, Lu Afrarn, Minis Mahn, Mei-Mei, and Keina from Summon Night.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Kaguya Nanbu, Mii Koryuji, Aya Higuchi, Aty, Cassis Servolt, Natsumi Hashimoto, Amer, Toris, Lu Afrarn, Minis Mahn, Mei-Mei, and Keina.
Nicole: From Super Robot Wars, Project X Zone, and Summon Night, awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Kaguya Nanbu: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Kaguya Nanbu and the other twelve girls saw who it was that saved them from The God Bug, their faces turn atomic red upon seeing the 16-year-old 7'0" tall, handsome, white-haired, bare-chested hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead, a golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive and wide right pec and it was surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, a Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem, and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids on top, a deep sapphire blue kanji on his wider muscular back that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Lightning Storms, The Weather, and the Thirteen Elemental Forces, Man With A Plan, Golden-Hearted Brother of 16 Siblings, and Golden-Hearted Lover, Father, Son, and Husband", and he had deep sapphire blue eyes.
He had his Sword of Taranis holstered on his wider muscular back, his orange Crystal Saber holstered on his left hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, the Pisces constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck, large weighted orange bands on his massive biceps and thighs, his large Cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive and indestructible deep blue angel wings surging with powerful super lightning and the stars and blue nebulae reflecting on them, and he was dressed in an orange version of He Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with hanging silver lightning bolts held up by his Belt of Elemental Bravery with large orange gem for the belt buckle on his waist, a pair of large blue pants with gold lightning bolts on the thighs, and large white leather combat boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and armor on the toe area, silver Thunder Kanji earrings, a large silver Thunder Kanji necklace on his neck and across his permanently bare chest, large fingerless black gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it, a large Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring on his left ring finger, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger, and he had eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs.
Kaguya Nanbu: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.
Then, Lincoln made eleven clones of himself, and he and the eleven clones of himself went up to the girls, and they picked them up and hugged them in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and kissed them on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrap their arms around the necks of Lincoln and his clones, as we cheered over the scene.
Kaguya Nanbu: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
We returned home to the Estate, and we showed everyone what Lincoln did in using The Spirit Bomb on The God Bug, and obliterated him from existence for good, and its death also killed every last bug there, as well. They rushed on over to Lincoln and hugged him in a massive group hug, then, all of the girls in Lincoln's harem gave him a massive group hug and gave him kisses all over his massive and muscular upper body and face.
Lori: Lincoln, that was literally awesome! You used the Spirit Bomb and killed the God Bug, and killed it!
Lisa Loud: And like the monarch of any hive, its death also killed every last bug there, as well. Most impressive, elder sibling.
Lincoln: Thanks, everyone. Plus, Sunset Shimmer also gave Lumpus the worst reprimanding ever.
We showed everyone Sunset Shimmer's reprimand of Lumpus, and they cheered for her. Then, we'd also shown Commander Hoo-Ha the nasty reprimand Sunset Shimmer gave Lumpus, and he was very impressed by what she did.
Commander Hoo-Ha: (Smiles) Why, that was the most impressive reprimand that you gave Lumpus, Sunset Shimmer.
Sunset Shimmer: Thank you, Commander Hoo-Ha.
This was another successful rescue, and not only did we destroy the God Bug for good, but we'd also pummeled Lumpus yet again, and Sunset Shimmer gave him the nastiest reprimanding ever, and it'll be the last time Lumpus breaks out of prison again to take revenge again.
After destroying the God Bug and reprimanding Lumpus, we were training intensely in the gym doing 100,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 9,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds. Then, we got a shower afterwards.
After that, Lincoln, Kaguya Nanbu, Mii Koryuji, Black Orchid, Cerebella, Filia, Shinobu Maehara, Kaolla Su, Kuriko Kazetsubaki, Sayumi Morisaki, Tomoko Kuroki, Yu Naruse, Galko, Yui Kasuga, Taiga Aisaka, Equuleus Shoko, Toko Fukawa, Reimu Hakurei, Miaka Yuki, Ami Kawamura, Asuka Kujou, Emi Kaidou, Kuroha, Midori, Aoi and Akane Shida, Ichika, Nino, Miku, Yotsuba and Itsuki Nakano and Haruka Koumi were getting ready for their date, this time, it's at Seaside Hill, another beach location Sonic's gone to before.
Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 16-year-old, 7'0" tall white-haired, handsome, and extremely muscular teen was dressed in large orange swim shorts with a Thunderbird, Buffalo, and elemental forces on them.
Kaguya Nanbu was dressed in a two-piece purple bikini with a robot on it, Mii Koryuji was dressed in a two-piece black bikini with guns on it, Black Orchid was dressed in a white two-piece bikini with the Killer Instinct logo on it, Cerebella was dressed in a two-piece orange bikini with the Skullgirls logo on it, Filia was dressed in a two-piece black bikini with the Skullgirls logo on it, Shinobu Maehara was dressed in a two-piece white bikini with white magic symbols on it, Kaolla Su was dressed in a two-piece white bikini with the symbol of the Kingdom of Molmol on it, Kuriko Kazetsubaki was dressed in a two-piece red bikini, Sayumi Morisaki was dressed in a two-piece black bikini, Tomoko Kuroki was dressed in a two-piece black bikini with dark shadows on it, Yu Naruse was dressed in a two-piece white bikini with doves on it, Galko was dressed in a two-piece blue bikini with cooking utensils on it, Yui Kasuga was dressed in a two-piece red bikini, Taiga Aisaka was dressed in a two-piece red bikini with angels on it, Equuleus Shoko was dressed in a two-piece white bikini with the Equuleus constellations on it, Toko Fukawa was dressed in a two-piece black bikini with the logo of Hope's Peak Academy on it, Reimu Hakurei was dressed in a two-piece red bikini with yokai on it, Miaka Yuki was dressed in a two-piece red bikini with the Suzaku shrine on it, Ami Kawamura was dressed in a two-piece purple bikini with the LBX logo on it, Asuka Kujou was dressed in a two-piece orange bikini with the LBX logo on it, Emi Kaidou was dressed in a two-piece red bikini with white flower petals on it, Kuroha was dressed in a two-piece blue bikini, Midori was dressed in a two-piece red bikini, Aoi and Akane Shida were dressed in two-piece white bikinis, Ichika was dressed in a two-piece purple bikini, Nino was dressed in a two-piece orange bikini, Miku was dressed in a two-piece yellow bikini, Yotsuba and Itsuki Nakano were dressed in two-piece green bikinis with the logo of Black Rose Girls School on it, and Haruka Koumi was dressed in a two-piece pink bikini with the logo of the Fourth Peacekeeper Squad on it.
Lincoln: Alright, ladies, shall we get going?
Haruka Koumi: Of course, Linky.
Lincoln and the girls left the Estate, and they head right for their destination: Seaside Hill. When they arrive at Seaside Hill, it was a beautiful costal region with checkered hills, large oceans of water that were inhabited by orcas, white sandy beaches, complete with beautiful palm trees and lush green grass covering the tops of its various trademark hills.
Haruka Koumi: Wow, so this is Seaside Hill. This is so beautiful.
Lincoln: That's right, Haruka. Sonic has been here many times before, but seeing it for the first time, it's so beautiful. Shall we?
Lincoln and the girls dived right into the large oceans of water, and as they swam, they also saw the orcas there, and Lincoln took pictures of them to show us later. Then, they also took pictures of the Seaside Hill itself, and on the beach, they had a picnic lunch that Lynn Sr. made for them. Then, as the sun was setting Lincoln made clones of himself, and they hugged and kissed the girls just as the sun was about to set. Then, they came back home to the Estate.
Me: Hey, Linc, how was your date?
Lincoln: It was awesome, J.D. We went to Seaside Hill in Sonic's world.
Nico: Seaside Hill? Oh man, that place is very beautiful. Please, tell me you got the pics of the orcas there when you dived in.
Lincoln got out the pictures, and Nico was right: Lincoln took pictures of the orcas that live under the water, and also, of Seaside Hill itself.
Lori: That place is so amazing. Looks like we found yet another place to go on vacation.
Bobby Santiago: You said it, babe.
Then, we got ready for work at Lynn's Table.
Later back at the estate, we were watching TV.
Clawful: Has anyone seen Poromon, Poliwag, Manaphy, and Horsea?
Nico: Not that I know.
Tentacool: Oh they are over at the wrestling arena watching a wrestling match.
Nico then gasped and then….
Nico: WWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTT!?
UH OH!
Later at the Gotham Royal York wrestling stadium, we found the 4 mascots.
Anakin: There you 4 are!
Lynn: I can't believe you went to a wresting match by yourselves!
Poromon: Lynn, we can explain!
Lynn: (grins) Without me!
Poromon: YAY!
Nico: Whoa! You guys are watching Hulk Hogan and Triple H!
Hulk Hogan: Hey guys! Welcome to the fight!
Nico: Awesome to see you again Hulk!
Me: And awesome to see you too Triple H.
Triple H: Same here and I can't thank you guys enough for helping me out.
Me: Aw it was nothing.
?: (Spanish Accent) Looks like the match has friends.
We saw Rosabelle Mendez A.K.A. Pantha!
Robin: Hey Pantha!
Pantha: Robin! Everyone! Wow!
Cybertron Crumplezone: Hi! You must be Pantha!
Pantha: That's right.
Me: Rosabelle Mendez A.K.A. Pantha. Pleasure to meet you. Starfire told us a lot about you.
Pantha: I had a feeling she would.
Me: We have good news for you. The Brotherhood of Evil are almost all dead. General Immortus is the only one still at large.
Pantha: Good riddance to those guys. But you all can take down Immortus.
Eli: And we will.
Ultra Magnus: Heard you're one of the most strongest Titans.
Pantha: (laughs) Of course I am! Not even Adonis and Atlas were able to defeat me!
Cyborg: Oh yeah!
Me: Lets not get ahead of ourselves. But that is an amazing achievement.
Pantha: Indeed.
Later we went back home.
At the estate we were getting ready for our next mission.
Ken Ichijouji: BTW, Nico, it's your turn to lead today.
Wormmon: Let's hope there IS a mission today.
Nico: There is. Mr. Lynn called us over to the restaurant for something important.
Me: I wonder what it is.
Nico: Mr. Lynn said he'll tell us when we all get there.
Then General Schwarz, Toyman, Artie Ziff, King Hiss, Mammoth, Dr. Light, Harpymon, Leap Frog, Kerbero Gangan, and Count Nocturn
King Hiss: Can me, General Schwarz, Toyman, Artie Ziff, Mammoth, Dr. Light, Harpymon, Leap Frog, Kerbero Gangan, and Count Nocturn go with you all?
Nico: You all sure can. Better get everyone together. Man I haven't done this in a while. (Pulls out bugle and plays Reville)
Everyone all gathered.
Nico: ATTEN-TION!
We stood in attention.
Nico: ALL RIGHT MAGGOTS LISTEN UP! Our mission is over at Lynn's Table. I'm not sure what he has planned for all of us but something tells me that it's gonna be really good. But before we leave, I have one rule and it's for all you new people. Everyone does their job and no one quits. You don't do that job, you will be sent back to the Estate for the remainder of the mission! DO YOU GET ME!?
Everyone: WE GET YOU SIR!
Nico: Welcome to the Roughnecks!
Me: NICO'S ROUGHNECKS!
Everyone: (Spartan Grunt)
Nico: At ease! All right we leave in 15 minutes. Take that time to get what you need done. That'll be all. DISMISSED!
We were ready.
We were on our way to Lynn's Table.
We were walking to Lynn's Table.
Pantha: (to Mammoth) No hard feelings about before?
Mammoth: Nah! That mark you gave me healed after 10 minutes.
Pantha: Good.
Nico: Glad you guys patched things up.
Laney: That's right.
We arrived at the restaurant and Lynn Sr. takes the paper containing the secret formula and a bunch of items out of the bottle and looks at it. He writes down stuff on another piece of paper and puts the formula paper back in the bottle.]
Lynn Sr.: [gives Nico the paper] Alright, take this, Nico. And study it very carefully.
Nico: [looks at the paper] Right! Oh-ho! Ha. Mr. Lynn. [shows a drawing of Rita wearing a bikini and a whistle sound effect]
Me: Hubba Hubba.
Lynn Sr.: [gasps] Oops! Sorry I forgot about that picture! [turns paper around]
Nico: [studies the paper] Oh. Huh. A shopping list?
Lynn Sr.: We're running low on all the ingredients in the restaurant. I need you to go shopping. But some of these ingredients you can only get from different places all around the world.
Nico: A Global Grocery Shopping Excursion. I like it.
Chow: You running out of ingredients? That's a first.
Nico: Well with all the food we eat it's not gonna be the last time.
Chow: That's true.
Little did we know that from a restaurant across the street where the Pasta Bowl used to be called the Pig Trough, someone was hearing the conversation outside through a giant stethoscope. And that someone is a woman named Helga Florentine. You may think she is a nice woman but she is really so much like how Plankton was. She has the same goals as he did when Mr. Krabs and Plankton were mortal enemies and her goal is to steal all of Lynn Sr.'s recipes and force him out of business and take over the fast food world. She is listening through headphones attached to a monitor.
Lynn Sr.: But be careful not to lose the list. If anyone gets their hands on it, they'll know what goes into my food. You know where that leads. Total apocalypse!
[Helga's monitor shows an atomic explosion on the screen.]
Helga Florentine: More like "Death-pocalypse"! [cackles] I'll just follow those stupid buttfaces and get that list and the secret ingredients will be mine!
Toyman: Mr. Lynn, does your restaurant have any other enemies besides Ophelia Shroud?
Lynn Sr.: As a matter of fact yes and she just moved in. Her name is Helga Florentine and she is the owner and founder of the Pig Trough.
Me: That pork restaurant that no one has eaten at in over 50 years?
Eli: YUCK! I don't like their food at all.
Carol: It's worse than that restaurant I got sick from.
Nico: Yeah I don't like it's food either. I heard someone ate Helga's stuffed ham and it was so bad that it turned his stomach, brain and eyeballs inside out. He died right there on the spot!
Everyone gasped in shock!
Varie: Geez! The health department should have shut down that restaurant right then and there and throw her in jail.
Plankton: I think she uses chum in that restaurant.
Drillhorn: I don't think chum counts as pork.
Plankton: I meant that she probably stuffs her ham with chum.
Drillhorn: That probably makes more sense.
Nico: Yep that is crazy to use chum in any food.
Me: (Turns green around the gills) Oh please don't mention chum. I'll… (VOMITS)
Nico: WHOA! Sorry Colonel.
Me: (Groans) It's all right.
General Schwarz: How long has Helga been a thorn in your side?
Lynn Sr.: About 10 days now.
Nico: She just set up her restaurant right after we sent Ophelia Shroud to the padded cell.
General Schwarz: That makes sense.
Grier: (Russian Accent) We'll have to keep a close eye out for her.
Marie: (Russian accent) Agreed Comrade Grier.
Nico: All right lets head out everyone!
Lynn Sr.: Good luck guys!
Mr. Krabs: And Mr. Lynn don't make this a wild goose chase. I had to learn that the hard way.
Lynn Sr.: Really?
Lily: Mr. Krabs sent me, Sandy and SpongeBob on a wild goose chase while he went and got the real ingredients. We went and got Yeti Crab Hair, milk from a giant fangtooth fish and ghost dandruff from The Flying Dutchman. Sandy beat the crap out of Mr. Krabs for that.
Sandy: It's true.
Nico: Yuck! I would not want to eat all that.
Eli: Me neither.
Nico: Lets head out everyone.
Ben: We can take the Rustbucket III.
Nico: Awesome idea.
We went to the Estate and we were in the Rustbucket III. We were flying to the first destination.
Harpymon: If any of the ingredients are far away, I can fly to them.
Nico: Well it turns out this whole list has ingredients that are really far away. We're going all over the planet to get them.
Eli: What's the first stop?
Nico: Japan. We're going to get Kobe Beef, Japanese Mushrooms, Sake, many different kinds of fish, and more.
Me: Ooh this is gonna be interesting.
Laxus: Where do we go first?
Nico: First stop is a Japanese Meat shop.
We went to the best meat shop in Japan and it was loaded with Kobe Beef. We bought A LOT of it. Next we went and got all kinds of mushrooms. We got Matsutaki, Porcini, Maitake, all kinds of good mushrooms. Then we went to Tokyo Fish Market and got uni, bonito, tuna, salmon, all kinds of great fish. Then we went and got some sake.
Me: Boy look at all this.
Eli: Lots of good food.
Nico: I know. Making me hungry. Next stop is India. We're gonna get a lot of different spices there.
Dr. Light: I hope none of these mushrooms contain drugs.
Me: Don't worry. These are mushrooms I'm very familiar with. They don't have any drugs.
Dr. Light: Good.
We arrived in Calcutta and went to a bazaar and we got bags FULL of different spices. We got bags full of ginger, cumin, coriander, turmeric, cinnamon, cayenne, ghost chili powder, garlic, and many more spices.
Lana: That's it for spices.
Nico: Yep. Now for teas. We're going to England.
Zhalia: No one touch the Ghost Chili pepper!
Nico: Relax Zhalia.
We arrived in England and got Darjeeling, English Breakfast, Chamomile, Herbal teas and more. Lots of teas.
Me: That's it for tea and they smell good.
Gabrielle: (British Accent) Just like what home has.
Vambre: (British Accent) Indeed Gabrielle.
Nico: Now we go to Italy.
Artie Ziff: (sees Poromon buying beer) I knew Poromon would buy that.
Poromon: Grazi.
He came back with 50 cases of beer.
Nico: Well beer was on the list. Good work Poromon.
Poromon: Thanks Nico.
We then got cheeses. We got Gruyere, Mozzarella, Goat Cheese and more. We also went into the local forest and dug around for black truffles. Surprisingly Bart Simpson dug them up thanks to his awesome nose. (Season 19 Episode 22)
RD Lana: Can we eat pizza before our next destination?
Our stomachs growled.
Nico: Good idea. I am getting hungry.
We went to a pizza shop and had really good pizza.
Kerbero Gangan: I wonder if we'll fight any Twisted Princesses today.
Nico: I have a feeling we just might.
Allie Knudson: We already faced Twisted Ariel and Twisted Kida.
Eli: Yeah they were tough.
Laney: They sure were.
We were flying to the next destination.
Slinkman: Alright. Where to next?
Nico: Belgium. We're going to get some chocolate.
Laney: OH BOY!
May: I wonder if Manaphy wants any chocolate.
King Hiss: She definitely would like some.
Me: Belgium makes really amazing chocolate.
We went and got all kinds of chocolate. We got white, dark, milk and more.
Nico: There. Now we go to South America. We're going to get some fruit.
Magmon: The mascots definitely like fruit!
Nico: Yep.
We were in Chile and we got all kinds of amazing fruits and more.
Nico: That's everything. Lets head on back.
Little did we know that a figure was watching us and it had eyes glowing white.
Eli sensed the figure watching us.
We finished the shopping and then we went back to Gotham Royal York.
We were walking back to the restaurant. Then a figure came out and it was HELGA FLORENTINE!
Count Nocturn: You must be Helga Florentine.
Helga Florentine: That's right. I am Helga Florentine, Owner and founder of The Pig Trough. Soon to be queen of the fast food world.
Eli: Sorry to disappoint you but that is never going to happen as long as we have anything to say about it.
Nico: Also your food tastes awful. I heard rumors flying around that someone ate your food and their stomach, eyes and brain turned inside out and died instantly.
Helga Florentine: Yes you heard right and my restaurant was never the same since then. But I heard all about Lynn Sr.'s restaurant and how he made so much great money and great food. After Ophelia Shroud was sent to prison and the Pasta Bowl was shut down I decided to take my chance and from there on I vowed that I would steal the secrets of Lynn Sr. and his restaurant and run him out of business!
Me: Whoa.
Nico: Just like with Plankton.
Anemone: You can't have the ingredients. But you CAN have these goldfish crackers.
Anenome threw a carton full of them to her and she caught them.
Helga Florentine: Oh no! How did you guys know these were my weakness?
Nico: No one can resist the cheesy goodness of Goldfish Crackers.
We then went to Lynn's Table and gave the ingredients to Lynn Sr.
Lynn Sr.: Thanks guys! Wow! Lots of stuff.
Nico: Yep.
Lana: Guys look what's going on outside!
We went over and we saw Helga Florentine in a brutal fight cloud with another Twisted Princess and it was TWISTED WENDY!
Allie Knudson: That's Twisted Wendy!
Nico: That was the first of the Twisted Princesses you guys faced from what I remember.
Allie Knudson: Yep.
Eli: What can you tell us about her?
Allie Knudson: It's not pretty.
She went over Twisted Wendy's history.
After Captain Hook captured Wendy, her brothers, and the Lost Boys he took them to his ship but not before leaving a present for Peter with a note from Wendy telling him not to open it until 6 o'clock. Unbeknownst to Peter, a bomb was inside the present set to go off at the designated time. Hook revealed his plan to Wendy and the boys, which Tinker Bell happened to overhear. She raced to his rescue. Hook waited eagerly for his watch to reach 6, all the while Wendy yelled at him and exclaiming that Peter will save them. Hook walked over to Wendy, raised his hook holding the watch to her face and said "I don't think so." He slowly caressed her cheek with his hook but Wendy spit in his face causing Hook to cut her. Hook reeled. "Just for that, you ALL die at 6...starting with the girl!" Hook turned his back to Wendy and looked down at his watch and a grin grew across his face as the minute hand finally reached 6. An explosion rang out from the shore and Hook jumped for joy. He turned around to Wendy and said in a calm voice "Throw her overboard." The pirates grabbed Wendy and bound her. They shoved her on to the plank while one of the pirates put a sword to her back and began to coax her off but then Hook yelled, "Wait!" He walked up to her and tied another rope around her, leaned in close and whispered in her ear "Hold your breath." Suddenly he kicked an anchor to the left of Wendy into the water. She looked down and realized that the rope connected to the anchor was also connected to her. John and Michael let out a scream of horror as their sister was dragged overboard into the dark water. Wendy plummeted down to the ocean floor. She struggled to free herself but it was all for not. She looked up and all she saw was the shadow of Hook's ship and then darkness. Back on the deck Hook turned to the boys, removed his cutlass and said "Now, your turn." As he approached the boys, a green blur knocked Hook down and went into the water after Wendy. "Noooooooooo!" Hook exclaimed as he stood up. He looked at the blank-eyed pirates surrounding him. "Don't sit there gawkin' at me, you fools! Fire on Pan!" The pirates scurried off and began to man cannons around the ship and aim them into the water. Peter flew as fast as he could to get to Wendy as cannonball fire filled the water. He found her floating on the ocean floor tied to the anchor. He took out his knife to try and cut her free but the ropes were too thick. He looked around frantically and had an idea. He placed his hand on the anchor, closed his eyes, and suddenly it started to glow. The anchor began to rise. Peter swam back to Wendy and put his hand on her cheek and kissed her gently on her lips. Wendy's eyes opened but the life they once held were gone. As the anchor went up, it pulled Wendy away from him and he was too weak to hold on and too weak to swim. He had no more happy thoughts left for himself. Peter looked up and then he too saw only darkness. Hook peered over the side of the ship and instructed the pirates to ceasefire. Suddenly, an anchor came shooting out of the water and crashed on the deck in front of Hook. He looked around it to see Wendy staring at him with her lifeless eyes. He drew his sword again as Wendy lifted the glowing anchor and charged….
When she was done we were shocked!
Me: Hook you are a heartless freak!
Nico: Yeah what a fiend! Thank goodness we killed him. Lets go!
We went at them.
The fight was brutal and then…
The spirits of the monsters of the elements appeared and they swirled around and then converged and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion went off and then a phoenix cry was heard and then we came out.
Nico: Wendy Moira Angela Darling, back from the dead.
Leap Frog: (to Twisted Wendy) Wendy, please don't do something you're going to regret.
Twisted Wendy: Why? You left me to die.
Allie Knudson: That's not true Wendy. We live in an alternate universe. You could never know about us.
Allie Wilde: How did you guys face Twisted Wendy?
Allie Knudson: That was a terrible battle.
FLASHBACK - Chapter 713
The Simulator Activated and they saw the whole ship of Captain Hook completely destroyed and burning. They gasped. They saw that there were bodies all over the place. All totally butchered.
Sammy: What happened here?
Ron: This whole place looks like a Kraken destroyed it.
Lana: And that's not the only thing destroyed. Look.
Lana pointed and they saw all of Neverland completely on fire!
Killer Frost: The whole island is completely destroyed.
Poison Ivy: This is not how I thought my first visit to Neverland would be like.
Lana: What in the world could've caused this?
Sammy: I don't know but this is not good.
Stacy looked at the bodies.
Stacy: This was all done by someone who was after revenge. This was all done by someone motivated by revenge.
Ron: Who could've done this?
?: That was me.
They turned and they saw Wendy. But she was completely different. She had whole new different look and a whole new personality. Her blue dress was torn up and wet, she had a belt on and a rope with an anchor was tied around her neck and arm and she had Captain Hook's hook tied on her hip and she had Peter Pan's Dagger and she had pale skin and the life from her eyes was gone.
Lana: Wendy? What the heck happened to you?
Sammy: You aren't the same Wendy I knew from my childhood in Peter Pan.
Twisted Wendy: Don't you dare say that name!
Killer Frost: How did this happen to you?
Twisted Wendy: Hook killed me, my brothers and Peter Pan. So I got vengeance on him and all of his crew! I killed all of them without mercy!
Killer Frost: Looks like this Wendy is already gone. Who or what are you?!
Twisted Wendy: I am Wendy. But now I'm going to kill all who stand in my way!
Stacy: That monster!
Lana: Captain Hook has always been a ruthless pirate. But Wendy don't you even see that what you did was not right!?
Ron: That's right.
Poison Ivy: Two Wrongs don't make a right Wendy.
Sammy: Captain Hook might've deserved to have a horrible death, but now you've become just as bad as he is.
Lana: That's right. As much as it pains me to say this but we have no choice but to kill you and get justice for those that have died at your hands.
Sammy: That's right. Two wrongs don't make a right. And for that Justice has to be served.
Lana: Lets get her!
They powered up.
Twisted Wendy: Then you all will die!
Sammy: Lets dance!
Stacy: SHARK ATTACK!
They went at Twisted Wendy and Sammy punched her in the face and kicked her in the stomach and face and Stacy punched her in the face and Ron fired a powerful blast of high pressure water from his hands and blew part of her stomach open. Killer Frost fired a blast of ice and froze The Twisted Wendy in a block of ice.
Lana: Combo time!
Stacy: You got it.
Stacy fired a powerful blast of lightning and Poison Ivy threw powerful leaf blades.
Stacy and Poison Ivy: THUNDERLEAF SLASHBLIZZARD!
The lightning merged with the leaves and they slashed and electrocuted Twisted Wendy.
Sammy fired a powerful blast of Aura Lightning and Lana fired a powerful blast of snow and ice.
Sammy and Lana: AURA ICE THUNDERSNOW!
The Aura Lightning and Ice combined and turned into a powerful thundersnow blast and it hit Twisted Wendy and froze her.
Lana: Time to finish her for good! ANIMATRON CYBER KEY POWER!
The Animatron Cyber Planet Key went into her device and she got the three heads of Cryo Scourge.
Lana: Witness the Three Headed Dragon! ICEFIRE HELLSTORM!
Lana fired a powerful blast of blue fire and it hit the Twisted Wendy and blew her to pieces and spread them all over the place.
Twisted Wendy was dead.
Lana: I'm sorry Wendy.
Sammy: That was awesome though. But to quote Nico and I can't believe I'm about to say this. "Wendy Moira Angela Darling, you have failed this world."
They laughed and left the Simulator. They cheered wildly for them.
Allie: That was well done guys.
Lola: It sure was. I can't believe that Wendy became that evil. She was completely different from the Wendy we know.
Allie: I know.
Wendy: Thank goodness I would never become like that. That version of me was ruining my own image.
Lincoln: That is awful.
Lana: Yeah. But that is a parallel universe where the Princesses turned evil.
Nova: (panics) Guys, I think I know what those Twisted Princesses are. They're zombies!
Maria: How do you even know that?
Nova: Because I read about it in a comic depicting an alternate universe where all the superheroes turn into flesh eating zombies because of a virus, including me!
Nico: Well, even if the Twisted Princesses are infected zombies, our powers will make us immune to them.
Nova: That's what Marvel Zombies Thor and Wolverine thought right before they got bitten!
Allie: Sam no the Twisted Princesses are not zombies. They are the Disney Princesses turned evil because of hatred, vengeance and bloodlust. That's why I'm known as the Executioner of the Twisted Princesses. They are making a total mockery of the Disney Princesses we all know and love.
Rapunzel: I know.
Elsa: That is absolutely awful that these princesses are us and that we would look like that.
Anna: It sure is.
Allie: Yeah. Okay who wants to go next?
FLASHBACK ENDS
Sammy: That's right and I remember that!
Nova: That's where I mentioned the Marvel Zombies and I knew that one day we would face them in the future.
Nico: You sure did mention that. That was nuts.
Eli: Yeah. But I can't believe that this Wendy would be so evil.
Me: All because of Hook! I'm glad we killed that asshole.
Nico: Me too.
Then Stratos, Black Manta, Goro, Dodgeball Wizard, Count Spankulot, David Cain, White Lightning, Black Lance, MetalSeadramon, Puppetmon and the Mamemon Brothers appeared.
Nico: Stratos, Black Manta, Goro, Dodgeball Wizard, Count Spankulot, David Cain, White Lightning, Black Lance, MetalSeadramon, Puppetmon and the Mamemon Brothers.
Stratos: So that's Helga Florentine?
William: She sure is.
Black Manta: It's like Ophelia Shroud all over again.
Nico: You got that right.
Goro: That being said, it's obvious her restaurant is a dump.
Me: It sure is. Rumors have been confirmed that someone ate at her restaurant and they died instantly. Turned their stomach, eyeballs and brain inside out.
Goro: Yuck!
Puppetmon: (to me) We heard you went to Tamaran today.
Me: We sure did.
Missy: It was really cool seeing Starfire's home planet.
Erica: Boy it sure was.
Dodgeball Wizard: Did you take down anyone there?
Eli: We sure did and we took down Mercer.
Goro: That Unitologist creep again!? Doesn't he know how to take a hint?
Me: No he doesn't. But we also rescued Jennifer Barrows there. It's a ugly story.
I told them everything and they were shocked!
Stratos: Oh man! Poor Jennifer.
Black Manta: She blames herself for what happened on the Ishimura?
Hunter: (German Accent) Ja und it wasn't her fault to begin with.
Flute Org then appeared.
Nico: Flute Org. Back for round 2.
Flute Org: Yep. Awesome.
Nico: Cool.
Flute Org: (to Laney) How has my flute benefitted you since you got it?
Laney: It sure has. I love it. It's amazing.
Nico: The tune it makes is awesome.
We got the battles underway.
Baihumon, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Pickle & Barley Barrel, Magma Gloom, Flash Magnus, Air Skylanders, Air Lincoln, Hercules, Lori, Loki, Ken Ichijouji & Stingmon, and Beelzemon VS Stratos the Tornado Titan - Glad we saw the last of Mercer
Stratos the Tornado Titan was first.
Stratos: (to Baihumon) I'm glad you guys saw the last of Mercer. That guy's a fucked up lunatic.
Baihumon: You are telling me. What he was doing on board the Ishimura and on Aegis VII was terrible and horrifying.
Rainbow Dash: You're not kidding there. But thank goodness we have now seen the last of him.
Scootaloo: And he was on Starfire's home planet too. That is amazing.
Pickle Barrel: It sure was amazing.
Barley Barrel: Tamaran is really amazing from what we heard.
Magma Gloom: You got that right and I heard it has all kinds of amazing features.
Flash Magnus: Yeah it was beautiful too.
Whirlwind: It sure was cool when we first went there.
Air Lincoln: Wow that is so awesome.
Hercules: Boy no kidding.
Lori: Tamaran is literally an amazing planet.
Loki: No kidding.
Stratos: Yeah. Lets do it!
They fired waves of wind, lightning and rainbows and energy and smashed him down.
Baihumon: A victory for the Sovereign of The West!
Rainbow Dash: That was AWESOME!
Yusuke Urameshi, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Kerfuffle, Mistmane, Sable Spirit, Water Skylanders, Liquid Leni, Aquaman, Ratso and Chow VS Black Manta - Jennifer Barrow is gonna have a lot of therapy coming
Black Manta was next.
Black Manta: (to Yusuke) Jennifer Barrow's gonna have a lot of therapy coming. But from what I heard, Ino can help her with that, right?
Yusuke Urameshi: Yep. Ino has done a magnificent job on people that have been scarred by events like that.
Rarity: Indeed she has and it's amazing that she can do such a great job.
Sweetie Belle: Boy you said it. Ino's clan really has done an amazing job at all sorts of things with the mind.
Kerfuffle: (Minnesota Accent) She sure has and her techniques are just amazing doncha know.
Mistmane: They sure are. Ino and her clan are very gifted.
Sable Spirit: If she can do all that stuff then we have faith in her.
Gill Grunt: Yes she can.
Liquid Leni: You totes got that right.
Aquaman: Yeah she can.
Black Manta: Yeah. Lets do it!
They fired waves of energy, jewels, water and ice and smashed him down.
Yusuke: OH YEAH!
Rarity: Rapture darling that was grand!
Silverstream the Hippogriff, Sunset Shimmer, Pepperdance, Cayenne, Firecracker Burst, Wallflower, Pip-Squeak, Gusty the Great, Fire Skylanders, Fire Lori, Liu Kang, Sonya Blade, Raiden, Drillhorn, and Guyhawk VS Goro - Sunset Shimmer gave Lumpus a big time reprimanding
Goro was next.
Goro: (to Silverstream) Sunset Shimmer gave Lumpus a big time reprimanding. And that's better than any death we can give him.
Silverstream: Boy that is a true fact. But you should have seen what she said to him. Check it out.
Silverstream showed the reprimanding on her phone.
Then, Sunset Shimmer went up to Lumpus, and she was going to give him the worst reprimanding of his miserable life.
Sunset Shimmer: No words can even describe just what kind of a person you really are, Lumpus. You are a SELFISH, INCONSIDERATE, EVIL, TWO-FACED, BACKSTABBING, SADISTIC, STUCK-UP, MEAN, UNCARING, MONSTROUS, UGLY, SON OF A BITCH MOOSE FROM THE DARKEST DEPTHS OF HELL! A TRUE SPAWN OF SATAN FROM THE DARKEST DEPTHS OF THE KALAMAZOO RIVER!
Our jaws hit the floor when Sunset Shimmer said those kinds of words at Lumpus, and Lumpus was so horrified, he soiled his pants 10-fold! Lincoln went up to Sunset Shimmer and he picked her up in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they hugged and kissed.
Lincoln: Sunset, that was the best reprimanding that you gave to Lumpus. I taped the whole thing, so I can give it to Commander Hoo-Ha.
Sunset Shimmer: (Smiles) Thanks, Linky. Plus, it's about time that someone gave Lumpus a nasty reprimand for all the crap he's pulled.
Lumpus' shock gave way back to insane rage, but before he could start screaming in rage, Lincoln had him beamed right back to The Saturn Insane Asylum's Arkham Asylum wing, but this time, he was put in a separate cell in Maximum Solitary Confinement, and he was chained to the wall of his cell, and this time, he's never getting out again.
When it was done they were amazed.
Pepperdance: (Cajun Accent) Ooowee! That was an awesome lay down of the law.
Cayenne: Yeah that bad moose had it coming.
Firecracker Burst: He sure did and Lumpus didn't give a flying crud about anyone but himself. He ruined so many lives.
Wallflower: He is a total heartless jerk!
Pip-Squeak: (British Accent) That is a total understatement.
Gusty the Great: He should have his antlers ripped off. He is a disgrace to all mooses everywhere.
Sunburn: You got that right.
Fire Lori: That is literally a fact.
Liu Kang: He sure is a bad moose.
Sonya Blade: I completely agree with you there. If it were me I would have snapped his neck right there and then.
Raiden: That would have been satisfying.
Goro: It sure would have. Lets do it shall we?
(MORTAL KOMBAT THEME PLAYS)
(GONG SOUNDS)
TEST YOUR MIGHT! TEST YOUR MIGHT! TEST YOUR MIGHT! TEST YOUR MIGHT!
MORTAL KOMBAT!
They punched and pulverized and blasted him all over with fire and energy and smashed him down.
Silverstream: Flawless victory.
Sunset Shimmer: That was awesome!
Dan Kuso, Princess Celestia, Amber Morning, Minuette, Twinkleshine, Lemon Hearts, Moondancer, Lyra Heartstrings, Twilight Sparkle, Light Skylanders, Light Lily, Numbuh 4, Numbuh 3, Sally Sanban, Grier and Moosk VS The Dodgeball Wizard (Codename KND) - Amazing how all of the Anti-Unitology Conglomerate transformed
The Dodgeball Wizard was next.
Dodgeball Wizard: (to Dan) It's amazing how all of the Anti-Unitology Conglomerate transformed. They've earned it!
Dan Kuso: They sure have and it was so awesome how they took down Mercer.
Princess Celestia: I think it's so cool myself.
Amber Morning agreed.
Princess Celestia: Yes they transformed and showed him who is boss.
Minuette: It was so amazing! And Suzie and Alicia became full grown women.
Twinkleshine: After everything they went through because of the Terror of The Necromorphs they earned it.
Lemon Hearts: Boy no kidding and it's awful how the Necromorphs were that big of a danger to everything in the universe.
Moondancer: And now that danger has been officially eliminated for good.
Lyra Heartstrings: Thank goodness for that. I'm glad we've cleansed the entire universe of the Necromorph Phage.
Dodgeball Wizard: That's a good idea for the event. The Necromorph Phage. I like that.
Lyra Heartstring: It was the first name that came to my mind. But thank you.
Twilight Sparkle: What happened during that whole event was horrifying.
Spotlight: Boy it sure was.
Light Lily: Scawy.
Numbuh 4: Boy it was really scary.
Numbuh 3: No kidding.
Sally Sanbon: Yeah no kidding.
Dodgeball Wizard: Yeah. Lets do it!
They fired waves of fire and light and magic and smashed him down.
Dan Kuso: Oh yeah!
Princess Celestia: That was so awesome!
Lucy Heartfilia, Twilight Sparkle, Luster Dawn, Sunny Starscout, Princess Cadance, Lorelai, Flurry Heart, Star Swirl the Bearded, Magic Skylanders, Crystal Laney, Brittney, Lucy Loud, Blade, Numbuh 3, Laxus Dreyar and Alan & Ann VS Count Spankulot - First Ms. Mucus Dies and now Lumpus gets the biggest yelling from Sunset Shimmer ever
Count Spankulot was next.
Count Spankulot: (to Lucy) (Transylvanian Accent) First, Ms. Mucus dies and now, Lumpus gets the biggest yelling from Sunset Shimmer ever. Camp Kidney's enemies really have been VERY bad these last few days.
Lucy Heartfilia: Well they are just the start. Those two are the MAJOR enemies that we took down. We still have Edward's 4 older brothers to take down.
Twilight Sparkle: They have been total bullies and jerks! Cheesly, Alpine, Fancy Pants & Phillip have all been a total nightmare to him. They were mocking and humiliating him every step of the way.
Luster Dawn: They give all older brothers everywhere a total bad name.
Sunny Starscout: Yeah what a bunch of heartless clods!
Princess Cadance: Their hearts would have to be as black as night for them to be that abusive and evil.
Lorelai: Thank goodness you aren't like that sis.
Princess Cadance: That is a good thing.
Flurry Heart: (To Count Spankulot) You would probably spank their butts so hard until they bleed!
Count Spankulot: (Laughs) You bet I would!
Star Swirl: I know you will.
Spyro: And after everything they did they have it coming.
Crystal Laney: Yeah they deserve it too!
Brittney: Yeah no kidding. I would send them into their worst nightmares come to life.
Lucy Loud: I would send them to the darkness of the Inferno.
Blade: They have fucked around with the wrong people.
Numbuh 3: Yes they have.
Count Spankulot: They have. Lets do it!
They fired waves of magic and stars and smashed him down.
Lucy Heartfilia: That's awesome!
Twilight Sparkle: That was amazing!
Lady Palutena, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Marble Pie, Featherweight, Somnambula, Tech Skylanders, Steel Lynn, Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, Marvel Loki and Zhalia Moon VS David Cain - First Plankton, then Ophelia Shroud, The Naked Krabs and now Helga Florentine, WHO'S NEXT!?
David Cain was next.
David Cain: (to Palutena) First, Plankton, then Ophelia Shroud, the Naked Krabs and, now Helga Florentine. Pardon my language, but: WHO THE FUCK IS NEXT!
Lady Palutena: I know. We've had to deal with different versions of Plankton both on Land and in Sea.
Pinkie Pie: That is really crazy!
Maud Pie: (Monotonously) But it is really amusing to see.
Marble Pie: It sure is nuts though.
Featherweight: And very funny too.
Somnambula: (Egyptian Accent) I think it's really awesome myself.
Sprocket: We get to live what Mr. Krabs went through too.
Steel Lynn: It sure would be funny.
Superman: Yeah everything Mr. Krabs and Plankton did is funny.
Batman: It sure is crazy though.
David Cain: I agree. Lets do it!
They fired waves of light, gears, lightning and metal and smashed him down.
Lady Palutena: That's awesome!
Pinkie PIe: BEST USUAL BATTLE EVER!
Princess Frosta, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Apple Fritter, Big Mac, Frozen Fright, Rockhoof, Cocoa Axe, Steela Oresdotter, Autumn Blaze, Coloratura, Earth Skylanders, Stone Luna, Wonder Woman, Hawkgirl, Huntress, RD Lana and Fubuki Kakuyoko VS White Lightning - Someone died from Helga's food
White Lightning was next.
White Lightning: (to Frosta) Can't believe someone actually died from Helga's food. But I don't think there's anything we can do for that person now.
Princess Frosta: No kidding and that was long before the team was even formed and J.D. was born.
Applejack: Yeah I don't know what Helga served in her food that did that but something is telling me that it was disgusting.
Apple Bloom: No kidding. I hope it wasn't chum. J.D. threw up in Lynn Sr.'s office when it was mentioned.
Apple Fritter: Yeah but whatever it was that killed that customer but it must've been really disgusting and gross.
Big Mac: Eeyup.
Frozen Fright: Whatever it was, Helga should have gotten a wrongful death lawsuit.
Rockhoof: (Scottish Accent) Aye. That must've been worse than Haggis.
Cocoa Axe: (Irish Accent) No kidding lads. But I don't think Helga is like what Plankton was when Lily told us that he tried to take over the world.
Steela Oresdotter: (Norwegian Accent) Ja. I think Helga has too much honor for that.
Autumn Blaze: Yeah but she is probably as funny as Plankton. At least she won't get stepped on all the time.
Coloratura: That would be painful.
Flashwing: I can't help but wonder if she had any mortal enemies like Mr. Krabs and Plankton were.
Stone Luna: That would be hard to imagine dudes.
Wonder Woman: It sure would. But I guess we'll never know.
Hawkgirl: We'll have to look into it.
Huntress: Yeah no kidding.
White Lightning: Yeah. Lets do it!
They fired waves of apples, ice, earth, crystal and energy and smashed her down.
Princess Frosta: YEAH! That was awesome!
Applejack: YEEHAW! That was great!
Jimmy, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Trixie Lulamoon, Triple Berry, Juniper Montage, Clover the Clever, Undead Skylanders, Lightning Lisa, Mystic Force Rangers, Slinkman and Smithers VS Black Lance (Mystic Force) - Lynn Sr. has a lot of mouths to feed
Black Lance was next.
Black Lance: (to Jimmy) Lynn Sr. has a lot of mouths to feed. Good thing you guys bought plenty of ingredients today.
Jimmy: In a city as big as Gotham Royal York that is a total understatement.
Starlight Glimmer: But it was really cool going all over the planet and getting those ingredients.
Cozy Glow: It sure was and it was awesome to get them.
Trixie Lulamoon: We went to Japan, India, England, Italy, Belgium and Chile and it was amazing to see those places.
Triple Berry: Boy it was awesome. I thought it was really cool.
Juniper Montage: Yeah no kidding. It was awesome seeing those places.
Clover the Clever: Yep it sure was. And we had pizza for lunch in Italy.
Hex: That was awesome.
Lightning Lisa: Indeed it was most amazing.
Nick Russell: You said it.
Vida Rocca: Yep.
Black Lance: Very awesome shopping trip for you all. Lets do it!
Mystic Force Rangers: MAGICAL SOURCE! MYSTIC FORCE!
They transformed!
Nick: "Fearsome as Fire, Red Mystic Ranger!"
Chip: "Fast as Lightning, Yellow Mystic Ranger!"
Madison: "Fluid as the sea, Blue Mystic Ranger!"
Vida: "Ever-changing as the wind, Pink Mystic Ranger!"
Xander: "Strong as tree, Green Mystic Ranger!"
Udonna: "Flurry of Snow, White Mystic Ranger!"
Daggeron: "Power of the Sun, Solaris Knight!"
Leanbow: "Burning Heart of Fire! Wolf Warrior, Defender Of Truth!"
Claire: Power Of The Shining Moon, Behold The Gatekeeper!
All: "We call fourth the magic, Together as one, United for all time. Power Rangers Mystic Force!"
KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready for action!
They fired waves of energy and elements, stars, magic, bones and lightning and smashed him down.
Jimmy: YEAH!
Starlight Glimmer: That was amazing!
Noah Carver, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Shadow Lucy, Lucille Loud, Joe, Gomamon, Nauthilax and Magmon VS MetalSeadramon - Fates of the Restaurants we brought down
MetalSeadramon was next.
MetalSeadramon: (to Noah) What are the fates of the restaurants we brought down? I just want to make sure we haven't forgotten any.
Noah: Well the Chum Bucket in Bikini Bottom was closed down and blown up the first time, The Crab Net after that n*** version of Krabs was demolished after he joined the Masters of Evil, The Pasta Bowl here on Land was demolished after Ophelia Shroud was sent to prison, and the Meat House was closed down due to poor health code regulations and for getting Carol sick.
MetalSeadramon: Wow! Lots of restaurants have been closed down.
Princess Luna: Boy they sure have and thank goodness they were.
Moondust: Yeah they must've served really terrible food.
Snowdrop: No kidding and the Meat House made Carol hurl her guts out all over the place.
Gari: The only one we know that LIKES food like that is Lana.
Blackout: Yeah but that's Lana for you. She eats lots of things that are gross. She even likes Lincoln's peanut butter and sauerkraut sandwiches now.
Shadow Lucy: That's true.
Lucille Loud: (Scottish Accent) That is a very interesting sandwich lads.
Joe Kido: But it is awesome.
Gomamon: It sure is.
MetalSeadramon: Yeah. Lets do it!
Noah: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! FLASHMAN!
He turned into the blue Flashman Ranger!
They fired waves of darkness and energy and smashed him down.
Noah Carver: That's a Super Mega Win.
Princess Luna: A true victory of the night!
Yae, Fluttershy, Tree Hugger, Tornado Bolt, Mage Meadowbrook, Life Skylanders, Plant Lola, Matt, Gabumon, Anemone and Sly (Ty) VS Puppetmon - Hope Helga doesn't take over the world like Plankton did
Puppetmon was next.
Puppetmon: (to Yae) I hope Helga doesn't take over the world like Plankton did. At least, in the past.
Yae: I don't think she has the same level of planning skills like Plankton did but that would be crazy.
Fluttershy: Plankton went to college, but I don't think Helga did.
Tree Hugger: That would be crazy dudes.
Tornado Bolt: It sure would be crazy.
Mage Meadowbrook: No kidding.
Stealth Elf: Yeah. But thank goodness Helga. Is not that smart.
Plant Lola: Yeah no kidding.
Matt: One can only hope she won't repeat what Plankton did.
Gabumon: That's the last thing we would want.
Puppetmon: Yeah. Lets do it!
They fired waves of leaves, flowers, energy and grass and smashed him down.
Yae: ALL RIGHT!
Fluttershy: That was fun.
Shiro, Trixie Lulamoon, Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon, Toxic Horror, Louie PoisonSea, Dirt Lana, Sora, Phoenixmon, Ryuzetsu and Ken Ichijouji & Stingmon VS Mamemon Brothers - Mercer was really messing around with the laws of the universe with the Markers
The Mamemon Brothers were next.
BigMamemon: Mercer was really messing around with the laws of the universe by taking the Markers.
MetalMamemon: Yeah he sure was.
Mamemon: But I guess if you alter the balance of the universe there will be hell to pay.
Shiro: You got that right. Mercer had no idea how dangerous the Markers and the Necromorphs really were.
Trixie Lulamoon: Yeah they had all kinds of trouble all over them.
Diamond Tiara: But we have stopped him and the Unitologists. This time for good.
Silver Spoon: And we got rid of the Necromorphs for good too.
Toxic Horror: Yeah they were like a cancer. Wiping out all life in the universe.
Louie PoisonSea: And poisoning peoples minds with murderous insanity. That is terrible.
Dirt Lana: Boy it sure was. What they were doing was terrible.
Sora Takenouchi: No kidding. That was terrible.
Phoenixmon: But thank goodness we stopped them for good.
Ryuzetsu: Yeah no kidding.
Mamemon: That is nuts. Lets do it!
They fired waves of magic and energy and smashed them down.
Shiro: Take that!
Trixie: An amazing victory for The Great and Powerful Trixie!
Wild Force Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Nico, Ice Luan, Lana, Lola, Laney, Lucy, Lisa and Lily VS Flute Org.
Flute Org was next.
Nico: This is gonna be good.
Nico teleported and opened Flute Org's safe and in it was a bunch of swords and the were called The Tamers of The Monsters, they're large swords with the Monster Tamer symbol etched on the 6'5" massive, wide, double-edged blades, large black angel wings for the crossguards, large blue gems for the hilts, longer black handles, and large blue faceted sphere pommels with surrounding blue gems.
Once in hand, they'll get a massive power and energy increase, along with large black angel wings.
Nico teleported back.
Wild Force Rangers: WILD ACCESS! HA!
They transformed!
Cole: BLAZING LION!
Taylor: SOARING EAGLE!
Max: SURGING SHARK!
Danny: IRON BISON!
Alyssa: NOBLE TIGER!
Merrick: HOWLING WOLF!
Kendall (WF): MAGNIFICENT PEACOCK!
Cole: GUARDIANS OF THE EARTH! UNITED WE ROAR! POWER RANGERS…
All: WILD FORCE!
KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready to kick some butt!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! WILD FORCE!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Wild Force Rangers too!
Nico: Awesome! Lets get him!
Cole: JUNGLE BLASTER!
They formed the Jungle Blaster!
Nico: FIRE!
The Rangers fired a powerful energy blast and the group all fired waves of elements and then the blasts all hit Flute Org and he exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!
He was dead.
Nico: Flute Org you have failed this world again.
Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.
The usual battles were done.
Jake Holling: Who do we take down first? Twisted Wendy? Or Helga?
Gia: How about both?
Megaforce Rangers: Legendary Ranger Mode: Dragon Blitzkreig!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Changeman Rangers!
Nico: YEAH! Lets get them guys!
Twisted Wendy: Don't you idiots get it?! I'm not that naive girl I once was. So many lives lost all because I held back! When I should've done what was necessary!
Maria: Necessary?! You call killing for no reason necesaary?!
Twisted Wendy: I COULD'VE SAVED THE PEOPLE I CARED ABOUT! I COULD'VE SAVED PETER!
Tory Breyer: I lost the person I loved too, Wendy!
Twisted Wendy: (tears in her eyes) But you weren't responsible for his death!
Tory Breyer: No but I was responsible for the monster that was unleashed. Had I known that Brandon was going to become like this I would have killed him long ago.
Eli: But Wendy you are not to blame for everything that happened with Peter. Hook has been hellbent on revenge on Peter ever since he cut off his hand and fed it to the crocodile.
Nico: But we have to make you see that.
Eli: That's right!
Nico: I'm sorry, Wendy. You did nothing to deserve this. But we can't let you harm anyone else. So, the most we can do is end your suffering. (smiles sadly) And don't worry. Ben used Alien X to make sure our techniques and Final Smashes are painless this time.
Me: That's right. Lets do it guys.
Eli: Lets give you a merciful death.
Laney: I'm sorry Wendy but this is for your own good.
We went at her and pulverized them both into pulp and smashed their faces in all over.
BAM BIFF SMASH KRACK POW BIFF THUMP THOTH WHAM BLAM WHAP THOTH
We were pulverizing them all over the place.
Ultra Magnus, Anakin, Crumplezone and Clawful used the Autobot, Jedi, Velocitron and Eternia Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Ultra Magnus's C-30 Magnetic Inducer Launchers, Anakin's Jedi powers, turned Crumplezone's boosters into shoulder cannons and enhanced Clawful's powers 100-fold.
Ultra Magnus and Anakin: MAGNETIC FORCE MEGABLAST!
Cybertron Crumplezone and Clawful: CRUMPLE LOBSTER BURST!
Applejack, Apple Bloom, Apple Fritter, Big Mac, Earth Skylanders and Stone Luna: HONESTY EARTHQUAKE BLAST!
They fired waves of energy and earth.
Leap Frog, Plankton, Peter Pan, Wendy, Me, Laney and Lola: NEVERLAND KRABBY PATTY SUPERBLAST!
Lincoln: MEAT LIGHTNING STYLE: BEEF!
Jolyne Kujo: MEAT LIGHTNING STYLE: FROG!
Ermes Costello: MEAT WIND STYLE: BISON!
Tatsumaki: MEAT WIND STYLE: BUFFALO!
Mai Shiranui: MEAT FIRE STYLE: CHICKEN!
Jessica Shannon: MEAT FIRE STYLE: VENISON!
Yuna Kamihara: MEAT WATER STYLE: ALBACORE!
Nanami: MEAT WATER STYLE: CRABS!
Julie Makimoto: MEAT EARTH STYLE: ABALONE!
Toph: MEAT EARTH STYLE: ALLIGATOR!
R. Mika: MEAT LIGHT STYLE: CLAMS!
Colette Brunel: MEAT LIGHT STYLE: MUSSELS!
Menat: MEAT DARK STYLE: DUCK!
Ryuko Matoi (TLPS Universe): MEAD DARK STYLE: TURKEY!
Shantae: MEAT MAGIC STYLE: FLOUNDER!
Akko: MEAT MAGIC STYLE: GOOSE!
Honey Kisaragi: MEAT TECH STYLE: GROUPER!
Entrapta: MEAT TECH STYLE: HARE!
Perfuma: MEAT NATURE STYLE: GRASSHOPPERS!
Lucina: MEAT NATURE STYLE: ANTS!
Frosta: MEAT ICE STYLE: SCORPION!
Lalah Sune: MEAT ICE STYLE: EGGS!
They fired waves of elements and they formed into said meats.
Lincoln and his harem: MEAT FINAL SMASH: MEAT MEGA EXPLOSION!
They fired a meaty version of the Big Bang Attack at Twisted Wendy which explodes on contact.
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!
The explosion completely obliterated her in an instant.
Nico: OH YEAH!
Laney: That's it for her.
?: I will have my revenge on you for foiling my plans, Samus Aran!
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbing around my legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting around Lincoln, Linka, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lola and Lexx Loud's legs sisters, the eight large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Loud and Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Lori and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni and Loni Loud's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Luan and Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Laney and Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa and Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily and Leon Loud's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs were glowing, and that means big trouble was coming.
Samus Aran: Oh no, I was hoping never to hear that voice again. You can come out now, Raven Beak.
A figure came out of the shadows, and it was none other than Raven Beak, the Chozo leader of the Mawkin tribe and one of Samus Aran's enemies.
Lincoln: Whoa.
Lincoln 2: That's right, Lincoln. You and the rest of the team already knew of the Chozo from Samus Aran, and I've heard of them long ago. They're an ancient, mysterious and highly advanced species of sage-like avian sapients that inhabited several planets in the cosmos, including Zebes, Elysia, SR388, Tallon IV, ZDR, and possibly other planets out there in the universe.
Lincoln: Yes, but from what I heard, Raven Beak is one of the Chozo who's an enemy of Samus Aran.
Nico: That's right. Samus, what can you tell us about him? It seems you have a bit of a history with him.
Samus Aran: Trust me, Commander. You won't like him one bit.
Samus Aran proceeded to tell us about Raven Beak, and like she said, we weren't going to like him one bit.
Raven Beak
Raven Beak (Ashkar Behek in the Chozo language) was the Chozo leader of the Mawkin tribe. He was first introduced in Chozo Memories unlockable in Metroid: Samus Returns, and appears as the main antagonist of Metroid Dread.
Biography
Pre-series
Raven Beak is a high-ranking leader of the Mawkin tribe. When Samus Aran was adopted by the Chozo on Zebes, he alongside a Thoha Chozo (thought to be Gray Voice) voluntarily contributed his DNA to infuse into Samus. His special Mawkin heritage greatly enhanced Samus' fighting prowess and instincts.
Metroid: Samus Returns
Raven Beak appears in the tenth and eleventh Chozo Memories in the game. The eleventh Memory only unlocks if all items have been acquired on the save file, at which point it will appear when the tenth Memory is selected.
The Chozo Memories depict Raven Beak's interactions with the Thoha Chozo on SR388. After the Metroids went out of control, the Thoha collaborated with Raven Beak's Mawkin tribe to help seal away the Metroids. The procedure was successful. However, Raven Beak still saw use in the Metroids and believed they symbolized a power great enough to bring order to the galaxy. Upon hearing the Thoha wanted to detonate SR388 along with every Metroid on it, Raven Beak ordered a massacre, sparing only Quiet Robe for their bioengineering skills and ability to control Metroids. Raven Beak's forces then retreated to ZDR with Quiet Robe, planning to return to SR388 for Metroid samples a later date.
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Upon returning to ZDR, Raven Beak learned that one of his soldiers had been infected by a dangerous X Parasite while on SR388. This pandemic forced Raven Beak to put his Metroid plot on hold as he fought to contain the X. Eventually every Chozo on ZDR except Raven Beak and Quiet Robe were assimilated by the X, forcing Raven Beak to quarantine them within Elun and rely on Robot Chozo Soldiers instead. By the time the X were contained, Raven Beak learned that Samus Aran had already exterminated every Metroid on SR388. It seemed his Metroid army would never come to fruition.
However, Raven Beak developed an alternative method to achieve his goal. Realizing Samus possessed the last sample of Metroid DNA in the galaxy, he sought a way to steal it from her body. The answer came in the form of the Galactic Federation's E.M.M.I., which he lured to ZDR using footage of an X Parasite to prompt investigation. As shown in the Chozo Archives, he was responsible for the damaged state of E.M.M.I.-01P. He captured the seven units, working with Quiet Robe to reprogram them to hunt Samus and extract her Metroid DNA.
Samus Aran was hired by the Galactic Federation soon after to investigate the disappearance of the E.M.M.I. units. Raven Beak personally attacks her upon her arrival in Artaria. She gets a defiant Super Missile shot on his helmet, cracking the eye. Furious, Raven Beak grabs her by the neck and prepares to finish her off, proclaiming the Chozo words "Hadar Sen Olmen" ("Power is Everything"). However, Samus suddenly awakens her Metroid powers for the first time before going unconscious, which is exactly what Raven Beak wanted. He then retreats, sparing her on the ground.
Raven Beak is later depicted in hieroglyphs found by Samus in Ferenia, in which he is shown commanding his soldiers to kill the Thoha on SR388. Shortly after this discovery, Samus meets Quiet Robe, who disables the remaining E.M.M.I. and informs her of Raven Beak's past and plans before being killed by a Robot Chozo Soldier.
When the X Parasites are released from Elun, ADAM speculates it was Raven Beak's doing. The X Parasites spread chaos throughout ZDR, including reactivating the E.M.M.I. units via Quiet Robe's remains. Through the successive battles against the X and the remaining E.M.M.I., Samus finally unlocks her dormant Metroid powers. ADAM declares this "tremendous power is the last thing she required to confront Raven Beak" and detects the flying fortress Itorash. He directs Samus to confront Raven Beak there.
On Itorash, Raven Beak reveals his plans to Samus through the guise of ADAM. He explains that their encounter in Artaria must have awoken her Metroid side's aggression towards Mawkin, and she has since been evolving into a complete Metroid. Pleased with Samus and declaring that he was right to have spared her in their first meeting, Raven Beak commands Samus to kneel before him so they may "bring order to the galaxy", revealing he posed as ADAM during the entirety of her journey through ZDR. Samus defiantly destroys his ADAM projection, and Raven Beak is found sitting in his throne room. He refers to Samus as his "daughter," revealing that his DNA was among the Chozo DNA infused within her when she was first adopted. Raven Beak expresses his disappointment in her disobedience before he and Samus engage in a final showdown.
Raven Beak overwhelms Samus a second time despite her new powers, once again holding her by the neck. He gloats that even without her cooperation, he can clone her to create an army of Samus Aran, the most powerful Metroid in existence. Samus's anger activates the full potential of her Metroid powers, allowing her to destroy Raven Beak's helmet through the crack in his eye and begin draining his life energy. Wailing and writhing in pain, Raven Beak fails to break Samus's grip as her rampant power begins draining Itorash itself, causing the fortress to crash into Hanubia.
Raven Beak survives the crash, but greatly wounded and with his armor damaged. As he prepares to face Samus once more, he is suddenly infected by a purple X Parasite, violently transforming into Raven Beak X. Using her latent power, Samus unleashes the devastating Hyper Beam to completely eradicate both Raven Beak and the X Parasite possessing him, ensuring that Raven Beak will never come back. Samus is then able to escape the explosive destruction of ZDR, leaving Raven Beak and all his work utterly annihilated.
When Samus Aran was finished, we were horrified and enraged at Raven Beak's crimes.
Me: I can't believe what Raven Beak was trying to do.
Nico: Creating a Metroid army in order to bring "order to the galaxy". The Metroids are dangerous, and they pose a threat to every living being by feeding off of the life energy of other organisms. This guy's got to be destroyed.
Suddenly, we felt something snap inside Bobby Santiago's mind as his eyes turn emerald green and he was surrounded by a rainbow energy aura with crystals, he unholstered his massive Crystal Sword of Tlaltecuhtli from his back, and as he approached Raven Beak, he left rainbow energy, rainbow fire, crystals, and crystal clusters with every step.
Bobby Santiago: Raven Beak, I will never forgive you for what you've done. It was bad enough that you tried to create a Metroid army from Samus' DNA and conquer the galaxy, but to also exterminate the Thoha Chozo tribe along with other innocent people who get in your way, that is unforgivable, and for that, I will see to it that I destroy you and your ambitions once and for all!
Then, Bobby Santiago screamed like a madman, as he was suddenly surrounded by a massive vortex of rainbow energy with crystals of many shimmering colors surrounding the vortex, there's a crystal dragon flying around the vortex, and inside the vortex is an emerald green phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Bobby Santiago emerged, but he was changed forever.
Bobby Santiago grew to 7'0" in height, just like Me, Lincoln, Lynn Sr., Liam, Duke Lincoln, Loki, Loni, Luke, Lane, Larry, Lars, Leif, Lexx, Levi, Leon, and Lynn Jr., Bobby now has abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, he has beautiful emerald green eyes and a rainbow energy aura with crystals of many beautiful shimmering colors surrounding him, his black hair grew to reach the bottom of his neck and it was tied up in a ponytail and he has emerald green highlights in the bangs, he has a crystal phoenix and crystal dragon emblazoned on his forehead, he has on phoenix earrings with a red crystal cluster in its claws and a necklace with a dragon holding a green crystal cluster in its claws for the pendant across his permanently bare chest. Bobby Santiago has massive black angel wings with different colored tips on the large feathers in shimmering colors with crystals falling from the tips for his new body.
Bobby Santiago has on his new large cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with rainbow gems on his wrists. Bobby Santiago also has on the same clothes as Me, Lincoln, Lynn Sr., Liam, Duke Lincoln, Loki, Loni, Luke, Lane, Larry, Leif, Lexx, Levi, Leon, and Lynn Jr., but his version of He Man 2002's loincloth is green, he has on long green trenchcoat flaps with crystals, a crystal dragon, and a crystal phoenix on the coattails held up by his new Belt of Elemental Bravery with large rainbow gem for the belt buckle on his waist, and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, he has large green weighted bands on his large biceps and thighs, large blue jeans with crystal clusters on the legs, large black leather ankle-high combat boots with silver armor on the toes, and he has eight large colored orbs orbiting around his legs. The massive, wide, double-edged emerald blade of his Crystal Sword of Tlaltecuhtli grew to 6'5" in length, the long black handle grew longer, the amethyst wings crossguard grew larger, and the large sapphire blue crystal sphere pommel has rainbow gems surrounding it.
Bobby Santiago has a soul patch under his chin, he has the image of him and Lori kissing tattooed on his massive and wide right pec, a crystal dragon and crystal phoenix and an emerald green kanji tattooed on Bobby Santiago's wider and more muscular back, and the emerald green kanji below the crystal dragon and crystal phoenix said, "Bobby Santiago, Hardworking and Loving Son of Maria and Arturo Santiago, Loving Older Brother of Ronnie Anne Santiago, Loving Husband of Lori Loud, Loving Father of Many Children, Master of Crystals and Fire, Defender of The Santiago-Casagrande Familia, Slayer of Evil, and Leader of The Crystal Brigade" Bobby Santiago has transformed into SUPER ANGEL 750,000,000,000 CRYSTAL DRAGON CLUSTERSTORM PHOENIX ANGEL OF MEXICAN JUSTICE!
We were amazed by Bobby Santiago's Super Angel 750,000,000,000 transformation, and when Lori saw it, she had an atomic red blush on her face and hearts in her eyes. But, when Raven Beak saw it, he fell into an even darker rage.
Me: Whoa, holy crap, it looks like Bobby's transformed.
Nico: You said it, Colonel. And judging from the atomic red blush on Lori's face and hearts in her eyes, she's really liking what happened to him.
Lori: Whoa, Boo-Boo Bear, you look literally even more awesome and seriously ripped. How do you feel?
Bobby Santiago: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of Crystal Justice) I feel incredible, babe. And now, it's time for me to rip that overgrown buzzard's wings off and rip him to shreds.
Bobby Santiago went after Raven Beak, who fired a red laser blast at him, but he had dodged it, and Bobby fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy and rainbow fire, along with crystal swords, which hits Raven Beak, and they exploded with incredible power, and the crystal swords had slashed him badly. Then, Bobby grabbed Raven Beak, and he sucked out and absorbed all of Raven Beak's powers and abilities, and Bobby, along with the rest of us made them our own. Then, with his massive Crystal Sword of Tlaltecuhtli, Bobby Santiago slashed off Raven Beak's arms and wings as he screamed in excruciating pain, then Bobby tossed Raven Beak into the air with his brute superhuman strength.
Bobby Santiago: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of Crystal Justice) Say your goodbyes, Raven Beak, because you're looking at a one-way ticket to Oblivion for good. CRYSTAL DRAGON KAMEHAMEHA!
Bobby Santiago fired a massive and powerful Kamehameha wave made of rainbow energy with shimmering crystals and a crystal dragon surrounding it, and as it hits Raven Beak, it exploded with incredible power.
Raven Beak: DAMN YOU, TEAM LOUD PHOENIX STORM!
The resulting explosion killed Raven Beak, and his spirit was Super Hakaied for good. We all cheered wildly for what Bobby Santiago did, as he holstered his massive Crystal Sword of Tlaltecuhtli on his wider and more muscular back and powered down, but his new clothes, weapons, jewelry, angel wings, and eight large colored orbs orbiting around his legs were permanent.
Lori went up to Bobby, and he wrapped his massive and muscular arms around her, and they shared a passionate kiss.
Lori: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Bobby's massive and wide right pec) Bobby, you did an awesome job in getting rid of Raven Beak. Plus, I like what's happened to you.
Bobby Santiago: Thanks, babe.
Lori: Plus, you have the both of us kissing tattooed on your chest, that's so sweet.
The two of them shared another passionate kiss.
Ronnie Anne: (Smiles) I'm proud of you, Bobby.
Maria Santiago: We all are, Mija.
Wendy Darling: At least the Twisted me can rest in peace now.
David Cain: Of course she can.
Me: Thank goodness.
White Lightning: Like the other Twisted Princesses, she didn't deserve any of this.
Me: We sure did.
Black Lance: On the bright side, we sent Helga packing.
MetalSeadramon: Should we go after her?
Count Spankulot: No. Let's wait until she really becomes a threat.
Nico: Agreed. And she will be back. Like Plankton when he was after the Krabby Patty Secret Formula, she will always come back.
Plankton: That's true. And if Helga is in every way like me, we have to be ready for her.
Nico: Indeed.
Allie Knudsoon: Yep. But that's 3 Twisted Princesses destroyed and an unknown number to go.
Leap Frog: (To the viewers) That was an awesome shopping spree and it was so adventureous.
Me: It sure was.
Nico: Great job everyone. Great job.
We went back home to the estate and enjoyed the rest of the day.
THE END
Another awesome fanfiction done.
Shopping List from SpongeBob is one of the funniest episodes I've ever seen and it was so funny. Mr. KRabs coming up with those bogus ingredients was one of the funniest we've seen. Too bad he had the crap kicked out of him in the end. The episode aired on September 24th, 2018 and it was so awesome! The first part was for a visit to Starfire's home planet Tamaran and it had a Dead Space Downfall twist to it but without the Necromorphs and everything. The second part was for the movie Starship Troopers 3: Marauder and that was so awesome. NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Etstheclarencefan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this one. Thanks guys and thanks to the guest reviewer for the ideas. Thanks guys. Next up is a special chapter that is for a special project for Lincoln. It's News Report Project chapter that is going to chronicle the whole adventure. The first part for my rescue is gonna be on the National Geographic documentary world The Blue Moon from the show Extraterrestrial, The hypothetical planet. We're going to meet an MTG Lightning Dragon Gene-Slammer named Maria Verkhnenovokutlumbetyevo and she is from Russia and she will also have Celestia, Lightsworn Angel with her too. We're also going to battle Mekt Ranzz A.K.A. Lightning Lord. Me, Eli, Allie, Nene, Maria, Missy, Qin, Erica, Nora Venice, Lillian, Ellie, Marie, Simone, Miranda, Gina Pele, Syrus, Dark Magician Girl, Nelanie, Tara and Stacy Bolton are gonna be in that one and Tara is gonna transform too so I'll need the transformation sequence for that one. Lincoln's rescue is going to be in Acme Looniversity and we're going to help the alumni battle Mr. Hitcher. And Twilight Sparkle is gonna have a few choice words for Edward's brothers, Cheesly, Apline, Fancypants and Phillip and she is gonna give them the worst reprimanding ever and show what happens when you mess with Edward and the Princess of Friendship! BRACE YOURSELF FOR ONE OF THE MOST EPIC PUNISHMENTS FROM THE PRINCESS OF FRIENDSHIP HERSELF! The next chapter is for a land version of the SpongeBob episode Mustard O Mine and like I said, this whole chapter is gonna be a News Anchor Chapter. Like how I did it with Rachel San Diego a while back. We're going to face another of the Twisted Princesses in it.
See you all tomorrow
