This is a Land Version of Mustard O' Mine
(NEWS REPORT THEME PLAYS)
Announcer: This is Team Loud Phoenix Storm News, Capturing Todays Events with The Greatest Force in The Universe.
The camera turned to me sitting at a news desk at the estate.
Me: Good afternoon everyone. I'm James Dean Knudson, Leader of Team Loud Phoenix Storm and this is TLPS News. Welcome to an amazing set of events that have taken place over the course of today. We have an amazing set of stories for you all. First is this morning where we had our rescue for me. Our rescue took place 50 light-years from Earth on the Blue Moon. And that was a very interesting one.
Over on the Blue Moon, Me, Eli, Allie, Nene, Maria, Missy, Qin, Erica, Nora Venice, Lillian, Ellie, Marie, Simone, Miranda, Gina Pele, Syrus, Dark Magician Girl, Nelanie, Tara and Stacy Bolton were flying over the land and it was beautiful.
Stacy: Where are we right now?
Me: This is the planet called The Blue Moon. We're 50 light-years from Earth.
Allie Wilde: Wow! These trees go on forever!
Eli: Incredible! Wow!
Missy: And they are filled with water in pools.
Simone: This is amazing! I can't believe that these trees cover the entirety of the planet.
Me: The cool part is that they look like water from space. But what it really looks like is a huge forest that is an enormous network of trees and sky ponds.
Miranda: Wow! This is amazing!
THUNDERCLAP! THUNDERCLAP!
Gina Pele: Whoa look out there!
We saw a massive storm brewing and on the Blue Moon, storms are a nasty hazard.
Me: That's right guys. The Blue Moon is a very volatile world. Fires here are far more deadly because of the high oxygen levels. Oxygen here is like what Earth had during the Carboniferous Period over 350 million years ago. They are ignited by lightning.
Stacy Bolton: Right! I remember that. That was crazy.
Stacy concentrated and groaned as her skin turned pink.
Tara: It sure is a scary planet. But the creatures here are amazing.
Stacy turned into SHREDGIRL!
Marie: (Russian Accent) Yeah! But this is all amazing.
Maria: Guys, I don't think we're alone.
We saw lightning strike all over and we saw a figure come out and it was Mekt Ranzz A.K.A. LIGHTNING LORD!
Lightning Lord is Mekt Ranzz from the farming world of Winath. He is an enemy of the Legion of Super-Heroes and a founding member of the Legion of Super-Villains. Mekt is the older brother of two Legionnaires, both Lightning Lad and Light Lass.
Mekt Ranzz was born the first of three children on the planet Winath. In Winathian society, it was common for parents to give birth to twins, but Mekt was born an only child - a fact that later made him an outcast in Winathian social circles. When he was still a young child, Mekt's parents gave birth to twins, Garth and Ayla. Years later, when all three were teenagers, they attended a party on an alien planet. Returning home, their shuttle craft malfunctioned and they crashed on the planet Korbal. They discovered that their ship had run out of power and that its engines needed to be recharged. Garth Ranzz lured a herd of Lightning Beasts towards the craft hoping to use their electrical discharges to power the ship. The animals' energy bursts struck the teens however and not the ship, imbuing all three of them with the ability to generate electricity. Mekt, Garth and Ayla used their powers to recharge the ship's engines and return home.
Following this incident, Mekt quickly withdrew from society and disappeared into the galactic underground. Garth had no idea what fate had befallen his brother, and began searching neighboring star systems in the hopes of finding him. It was on this search that Garth met Rokk Krinn and future wife Imra Ardeen shortly before the formation of the Legion of Super-Heroes.
Mekt however, still scornful for not having a twin, continued to develop a more antisocial personality and this resentment ultimately led him to a life of crime. When next he resurfaced, he had aligned himself with similarly-minded individuals known as the Cosmic King and Saturn Queen. Calling himself Lightning Lord (a pastiche of his brother's code name Lightning Lad), he helped to establish the Legion of Super-Villains.
Lightning Lord and his villainous Legionnaires clashed with the Legion of Super-Heroes many times over the years, the rivalry between his brother and he growing stronger with each conflict. When Ayla Ranzz came of age and began calling herself Lightning Lass, Mekt tried unsuccessfully on numerous occasions to persuade her into a criminal lifestyle. Mekt's mental instability not withstanding, he actually cared very deeply for his sister, and only tried to corrupt her so that he could be closer to her.
Me: Whoa! Mekt Ranzz A.K.A. Lightning Lord!
Lightning Lord: The famous J.D. Knudson, Leader of Team Loud Phoenix Storm. You are quite a formidable force to be reckoned with. It's an honor to meet you in person.
Me: Same here. You are from the 30th Century. It's amazing that you gave the Legion of Superheroes a really powerful time.
Lightning Lord: Indeed. News about you in the 30th Century is really impressive.
Me: I can tell.
Maria: Wait. Are you seriously the first villain from your century that we're facing right now?
Lightning Lord: That is correct my dear. In the future numerous superheroes from my time have all come together and formed into the Legion of Superheroes. But it's not just in my time it's also in this time too.
Me: I've ready about that in the comic books.
Lightning Lord: Indeed. It's also the same with the supervillains. We formed the Legion of Supervillains.
Me: Very impressive feats for times 900 years apart.
Lightning Lord fired a blast of lightning at Maria but she dodged it.
Maria: Hold on a minute! (puts on rubber gloves) There! Try zapping me now!
He did so and Maria blocked it with her hands!
Maria: You know rubber doesn't conduct electricity right?
Lightning Lord: Very impressive.
Me: Your lightning powers are really amazing. I also remember you have the power to absorb lightning. Lets see how that works.
I fired a massive blast of lightning at full power and it hit him and he was overloaded!
Eli: Whoa! Your lightning overpowered him bro!
Me: It sure did. I guess my powers have become so strong that it was too much.
Lightning Lord: Indeed. Your power is really impressive J.D.
Suddenly, Tara Markov's blue eyes turned neon blue, and she was surrounded by an orange and yellow energy aura with rocks and lava, and she left orange and yellow energy, rocks, and lava with every step. Then, Tara Markov was surrounded by a massive vortex of orange and yellow energy with rocks and lava surrounding it, there was a dragon made of molten magma flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a yellow phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Tara Markov emerged, but she was changed forever.
(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)
Tara Markov grew to 6'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has neon orange highlights in the bangs of her long yellow hair, she has a phoenix with a purple gem with the Mark of Scath in the gem emblazoned on her forehead, she has large blond angel wings with orange tips on the large blond feathers and lava dripping from them, she has on phoenix earrings with the Earth Kanji in its claws and a necklace with a phoenix holding the Earth Kanji in its claws for the pendant, she has on a sleeveless black blouse with an orange phoenix, blue skirt with lava on it, and brown leather ankle-high combat boots, and a long blue sleeveless trenchcoat with lava and rocks and on the back of the sleeveless trenchcoat is a phoenix. Tara Markov has on her new Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with purple gems on her wrists, Belt of Elemental Bravery with large purple gem for the belt buckle on her waist, and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her right hip. There's an orange kanji below the phoenix that said, "Tara Markov A.K.A. Terra, Amazing Member of The Teen Titans, Loving Daughter of Queen Markov and Loving Sister of Geoforce and Gloria, Loving Wife of Garfield Logan A.K.A. Beast Boy, Loving Mother of Two Beautiful Daughters, Slayer of The Tyrannical King Markov and Slade Wilson, Slayer of Evil, and Master of Earth, Fire, and Lava."
タラ・マルコフはテラ、ティーン・タイタンズの素晴らしいメンバー、マルコフ女王の愛する娘、ジオフォースとグロリアの愛する姉妹、ガーフィールド・ローガンA.K.A.の愛する妻としても知られています。ビーストボーイ、二人の美しい娘の愛情深い母親、暴君の王マルコフとスレイドウィルソンの殺し屋、悪の殺し屋、そして地球、火、溶岩のマスター
Tara Markov has transformed into SUPER ANGEL 750,000,000,000 GEOFORCE LAVASTORM PHOENIX ANGEL OF LOVE AND JUSTICE!
We were amazed by Tara's Super Angel 750,000,000,000 transformation.
Me: WHOA! Tara transformed!
Eli: Wow! Tara you look incredible!
Nelanie: (Laos Accent) Wow! How do you feel?
Tara: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Volcanic Voice of Fiery Justice) I feel amazing Nelanie and this power is more than enough to stop Slade times infinity. I can't wait to show Garfield and my kids.
Lightning Lord: Very impressive. You all clearly have come a long way in terms of power.
Tara: So we have.
Tara pulverized him all over the place with incredible power and then we tied him up.
Maria: Oh, we're not going to kill you. But we WILL pummel you senseless and throw in prison. That way, we can interrogate you to find out more about the Legion of Superheroes' time period.
Me: But you are a gifted man and have a sense of honor.
?: That's right!
Out came a Lightning Dragon from Magic The Gathering and on it was a Celestia, Lightsworn Angel!
Me: Whoa! Lightning Dragon and Celestia, Lightsworn Angel!
Celestia: That's right J.D.
Lightning Dragon: (Russian Accent) It's an honor to meet you. My name is Maria, Maria Verkhnenovokutlumbetyevo.
Me: Whoa! You're a Magic The Gathering Monster Gene-Slammer.
Maria Verkhnenovokutlumbetyevo: That's right.
Tara: That's incredible.
Eli: Wow! The first one we found among many.
Nelanie: That is amazing.
Maria: We're meeting a LOT of new lightning people today.
Me: Boy we sure are.
MAria Verkhnenovokutlumbetyevo: That is amazing.
Celestia: I heard you all have been meeting some of my fellow Duel Monsters.
Me: We sure have and it is really cool. Lets get you back to normal Sonia and then we can talk.
I put on my blind man glasses and Lightning Lord closed his eyes and Eli and Syrus covered their eyes and I snapped my fingers and Stacy and Maria were reverting back.
Stacy: (regains her skin color) I honestly have lightning powers too.
Maria Verkhnenovokutlumbetyevo: (Loses her wings and regains her two eyes) That's amazing.
They both were back to normal and Stacy was topless and Maria was in her birthday suit and Maria gave Stacy a new shirt and she gave Maria new clothes.
They put them on.
Maria Verkhnenovokutlumbetyevo: Wow these clothes are amazing.
Celestia: Boy they sure are.
Me: I think so too.
Simone: And in case you try to transform again Maria, reign the power in with the strength of your will. We did it and so can you.
Maria Verkhnenovokutlumbetyevo: (Holds head in pain) Okay.
She concentrated and then…
THUNDERCLAP!
A massive blast of lightning exploded out of her and then she had a red aura around her and that showed that she was engrafted.
Maria Verkhnenovokutlumbetyevo: Whoa! That was intense!
Me: It sure was. Lets get back to Earth and interrogate Lightning Lord here.
Lightning Lord: Just be glad it was me you were facing today instead of the Fatal Five.
Me: That is true. But if we do face them we will be ready for them.
We went back to Earth. We told everyone everything that happened and it was awesome.
Me: That was a really cool rescue. Our next rescue for Lincoln was over in Acme Looniversity and that is one that was full of crazy shenanigans as we took down the evil Mr. Hitcher, the homicidal maniac who just escaped last week from a maximum security prison as they were getting ready to execute him and we also had a surprise when we saw that Edward's 4 older brothers, Cheesly, Alpine, Fancypants and Phillip were with him and what happened next was incredible. We warn you though that this is gonna have some pretty graphic content as it will have Twilight Sparkle giving the Platypus Brothers one of the biggest reprimandings of all. Again you have been warned.
After our adventure and rescue in The Blue Moon, Lincoln, Me, Nico, Eli, Nicole, Raven, The Tiny Toons, The Looney Tunes, The Bean Scouts and Squirrel Scouts, and Twilight Sparkle are heading down to Acme Looniversity in Acme Acres, and not only is Lincoln to rescue the fourteen girls there, but we're also going to battle Mr. Hitcher, and we had also got word that Edward's brothers, Cheesly, Alpine, Fancypants, and Phillip are also there, and Twilight Sparkle's going to give them the worst reprimanding ever, and show them what happens when they mess with Edward and The Princess of Friendship.
Lincoln: Ah, we're here in Acme Looniversity in Acme Acres, and I think I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the fourteen girls there, but we're also going to help Buster Bunny and his friends battle Mr. Hitcher.
Me: That's right, big guy. This guy is a dangerous serial killer, and Plucky and Hampton told us about him. Plus, police have been after him for a long time, he's killed a lot of people over the years, so he is looking at death big time.
Buster Bunny: Once we bring him straight to court. I called the surviving victims and brought them to Gotham Royal York, so they can testify in front of the court.
Plucky Duck: Me and Hampton were lucky to get out alive, otherwise, we'd be next.
Nico: Don't worry, Plucky, he won't be killing anyone ever again, because he's going to face death in a court of law. Plus, we also got word that Edward's four older brothers, Cheesly, Alpine, Fancypants, and Phillip are also there.
Edward Platypus: What?! They're also here in Acme Looniversity? Oh, they're going down hard.
Twilight Sparkle: And after we get through with killing Mr. Hitcher and pummeling Edward's four older brothers, I'm going to give them the worst reprimanding ever.
Eli: This should be good.
?: HELP!
Suddenly, Lincoln heard the sound of fourteen girls calling out for help. With his deep sapphire blue cyborg eyes and superhuman sight, along with sensing energy signals, he saw and heard where the call for help was coming from. He saw the fourteen girls, but they've been cornered by Mr. Hitcher and Edward's four older brothers, Cheesly, Alpine, Fancypants, and Phillip, and Mr. Hitcher's going to kill them.
Lincoln: Guys, I found the fourteen girls, but they've been cornered by Mr. Hitcher and Edward's four older brothers, Cheesly, Alpine, Fancypants, and Phillip, and Mr. Hitcher's going to kill them. Come on, let's go.
We rushed on over, and Lincoln punched Mr. Hitcher in the face, and Raven put up a dark energy field to keep Cheesly, Alpine, Fancypants, and Phillip from escaping. Then, we'd unholstered our massive swords from our backs, and Buster Bunny and his friends unholstered their massive Swords of The Next Generation of Looney Tunes, and The Looney Tunes unholstered their Swords of The Legendary Looney Tunes, and we charged after Mr. Hitcher, and we blasted him with neon colored energy blasts and elemental forces, and Raven forced Edward's four brothers to watch.
Then, Lincoln bound Mr. Hitcher using McWolf's Chains of Torment, and we then loaded him up into a station wagon and got him sent to jail. Then, we all piled on and brutally pummeled Cheesly, Alpine, Fancypants, and Phillip. Then, Twilight Sparkle proceeded to give those four bullies the reprimanding of a lifetime.
Twilight Sparkle: No words can even express just what kinds of monsters you were to Edward and to all of Prickly Pines, Cheesly, Alpine, Fancypants, and Phillip. You are a bunch of HEARTLESS, SELFISH, EVIL, SADISTIC, MONSTROUS, STUCK-UP, INCONSIDERATE BASTARDS FROM THE DARKEST DEPTHS OF HELL!
Cheesly, Alpine, Fancypants, and Phillip had lost their colors when they heard all of that from Twilight Sparkle, and our jaws literally hit the floor when Twilight Sparkle gave the four brothers the nastiest reprimanding ever, and Lincoln recorded the whole thing. Then, he went up to Twilight Sparkle, and he hugged her and kissed her.
Lincoln: Twilight, that was an awesome reprimanding.
Twilight Sparkle: (Smiles) Thanks, Lincoln. Plus, those four give brothers like you a bad name.
Lincoln: You said it. (To Cheesly, Alpine, Fancypants, and Phillip) Alright, you four, beat it!
Edward Platypus: You heard the man, now you and the others scram, Cheesly.
Buster Bunny: And don't let us catch you and your brothers here again.
Cheesly, Alpine, Fancypants, and Phillip ran for their lives, but they glared at us with hatred.
Cheesly: You haven't seen the last of us!
Unknown to them, Lincoln put four trackers on them, which'll warn us if they come back, and give us a warning.
Nico: Linc, did you put trackers on them?
Lincoln: Yeah, remember what happened with Rotwood, Brad Morton, Squidward, and Master Frown before they joined us? If those four show their faces again, the trackers will send a warning to the computer in the Estate and our Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe, and we pounce on them.
Nico: (Smiles) Nice one, dude.
Lincoln and Nico high-fived and the elemental forces came out from their hands.
Then, Lincoln and Nicole went up to the fourteen girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them. The fourteen girls were Angol Mois, Koyuki Azumaya, Aiyase Kaede, Dasonu Marie, Jessica Harpie, Rie Imogo, Melody Honey, Kiko Katoyama, Rana, Princess Kaguya, Poyan, Poyon, and Magical Girl Monaka from Sgt. Frog.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Angol Mois, Koyuki Azumaya, Aiyase Kaede, Dasonu Marie, Jessica Harpie, Rie Imogo, Melody Honey, Kiko Katoyama, Rana, Princess Kaguya, Poyan, Poyon, and Magical Girl Monaka.
Nicole: From Sgt. Frog, awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Angol Mois: Yeah, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Angol Mois and the thirteen girls saw who it was that saved them from Mr. Hitcher and Edward's four brothers, Cheesly, Alpine, Fancypants, and Phillip, their faces turn atomic red upon seeing the 16-year-old 7'0" tall, handsome, white-haired, bare-chested hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead, a golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive and wide right pec and it was surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, a Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem, and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids on top, a deep sapphire blue kanji on his wider muscular back that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Lightning Storms, The Weather, and the Thirteen Elemental Forces, Man With A Plan, Golden-Hearted Brother of 16 Siblings, and Golden-Hearted Lover, Father, Son, and Husband", and he had deep sapphire blue eyes.
He had his Sword of Taranis holstered on his wider muscular back, his orange Crystal Saber holstered on his left hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, the Pisces constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck, large weighted orange bands on his massive biceps and thighs, his large Cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive and indestructible deep blue angel wings surging with powerful super lightning and the stars and blue nebulae reflecting on them, and he was dressed in an orange version of He Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with hanging silver lightning bolts held up by his Belt of Elemental Bravery with large orange gem for the belt buckle on his waist, a pair of large blue pants with gold lightning bolts on the thighs, and large white leather combat boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and armor on the toe area, silver Thunder Kanji earrings, a large silver Thunder Kanji necklace on his neck and across his permanently bare chest, large fingerless black gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it, a large Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring on his left ring finger, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger, and he had eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs.
Princess Kaguya: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.
Then, Lincoln made thirteen clones of himself, and he and the thirteen clones of himself went up to the girls, and they picked them up and hugged them in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and kissed them on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrap their arms around the necks of Lincoln and his clones, as we cheered over the scene.
Angol Mois: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
We returned home to the Estate, and we told everyone what we did to Mr. Hitcher, an enemy of the Acme Looniversity Alumni, and Twilight Sparkle also gave Edward's four older brothers the worst reprimanding ever, and sent them running, but they'll be back. As for Mr. Hitcher, he was found guilty of the murders he's committed and he was sentenced to death, and he was chained to a post, and Lincoln fired a powerful rainbow energy blast which exploded and killed Mr. Hitcher, and Super Hakaied his spirit for good. We got rid of a minor enemy of the Acme Looniversity Alumni, but there's bound to be more coming in.
Me: WHOA MAN! That was awesome! Way to lay down the law on those 4 duck-billed freaks Twilight. Now Lincoln's date took place here at home and it is snowing outside. We go over to our meteorologist Nicole Knudson.
Nicole: Thanks dad and the weather for Lincoln's date was cold and snowy and it was perfect for a snow day outside. We were expecting 6 to 12 inches of snow that day and it really piled up fast. But the rest of the week is gonna be beautiful and cold. Back to you.
Me: Thank you and here is the footage from the date.
After getting rid of Mr. Hitcher and driving Edward's brothers away after the reprimanding, we were training intensely in the gym doing 100,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 9,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds. Then, we got a shower afterwards.
After that, Lincoln, Lily the Mermaid, Earth Chan, Sam, Clover, Alex, Megan Clark, Sari Sumdac, Jessica Shannon, Mai Shiranui, Yuna Kamihara, Nanami Simpson, Toph Bei Fong, Julie Makimoto, Hilda, Tatsumaki, Natsumi Hinata, Koyuki Azumaya, R. Mika, Colette Brunel, Menat, Ryuko Matoi (TLPS universe), Frosta, Perfuma, Entrapta, Hime, Faye Valentine, Fuu (Samurai Champloo), Peni Parker, Ajna, Super Sonico, Litchi Faye Ling, Makoto Nanaya, Makoto (Street Fighter), Ibuki, Morrigan Aensland, and Bayonetta were getting ready for their date, this time, it's here at home, and they're going to play in the snow.
Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 16-year-old, 7'0" tall white-haired, handsome, and extremely muscular teen was dressed in a large orange long-sleeved sweater, large red long-sleeved winter coat with a Thunderbird, Buffalo, and elemental forces on it, orange scarf, large long blue pants, he still has on his jewelry and weapons holstered, and he has on black winter boots.
Lily the Mermaid was dressed in an ocean blue long-sleeved sweater, ocean blue long-sleeved winter coat, blue scarf, long blue pants, she still has on her jewelry and weapons holstered, and she has on ocean blue winter boots.
Earth Chan was dressed in an Earth-patterned long-sleeved sweater, Earth-patterned long-sleeved winter coat, purple scarf with reflecting stars on them, long blue pants, she still has on her jewelry and weapons holstered, and she has on black winter boots.
Sam, Clover, and Alex were dressed in green, red, and yellow long-sleeved sweaters, green, red, and yellow long-sleeved winter coats, green, red, and yellow scarves, long green, red, and yellow pants, they have on their jewelry and weapons holstered, and they have on stylish green, red, and yellow winter boots.
Megan Clark was dressed in a red long-sleeved sweater, red long-sleeved winter coat, purple scarf, long blue pants, she still has on her jewelry and weapons holstered, and she has on black winter boots.
Sari Sumdac was dressed in an orange long-sleeved sweater, orange long-sleeved winter coat with the Autobot symbol on it, orange scarf, long orange pants, she still has on her jewelry and weapons holstered, and she has on orange winter boots.
Jessica Shannon was dressed in a red long-sleeved sweater, red long-sleeved winter coat with wasps on it, red scarf, long blue pants, she still has on her jewelry and weapons holstered, and she has on black winter boots.
Mai Shiranui was dressed in a red long-sleeved sweater, red long-sleeved winter coat with dragons on it, red scarf, long red pants, she still has on her jewelry and weapons holstered, and she has on red winter boots.
Yuna Kamihara was dressed in a red long-sleeved sweater, red long-sleeved winter coat with sea hibiscus flowers on it, red scarf, long blue pants, she still has on her jewelry and weapons holstered, and she has on red winter boots.
Nanami Simpson was dressed in a yellow long-sleeved sweater, red long-sleeved winter coat with dolphins on it, yellow scarf, long blue pants, she still has on her jewelry and weapons holstered, and she has on yellow winter boots.
Toph Bei Fong was dressed in a red long-sleeved sweater, red long-sleeved winter coat with wasps on it, red scarf, long blue pants, she still has on her jewelry and weapons holstered, and she has on black winter boots.
Julie Makimoto was dressed in a pink long-sleeved sweater, pink long-sleeved winter coat with the Subterra on it, white scarf, long pink pants, she still has on her jewelry and weapons holstered, and she has on pink winter boots.
Hilda was dressed in a red long-sleeved sweater, orange long-sleeved winter coat with the flag of Britain on it, red scarf, long blue pants, she still has on her jewelry and weapons holstered, and she has on black winter boots.
Tatsumaki was dressed in a black long-sleeved sweater, black long-sleeved winter coat with wind gusts on it, black scarf, long black pants, she still has on her jewelry and weapons holstered, and she has on black winter boots.
Natsumi Hinata was dressed in an orange long-sleeved sweater, red long-sleeved winter coat with UFOs on it, red scarf, long blue pants, she still has on her jewelry and weapons holstered, and she has on black winter boots.
Koyuki Azumaya was dressed in a blue long-sleeved sweater, red long-sleeved winter coat with UFOs on it, red scarf, long blue pants, she still has on her jewelry and weapons holstered, and she has on black winter boots.
R. Mika was dressed in a white long-sleeved sweater, blue long-sleeved winter coat with the Street Fighter on it, blue scarf, long blue pants, she still has on her jewelry and weapons holstered, and she has on white winter boots.
Colette Brunel was dressed in a white long-sleeved sweater, lavender long-sleeved winter coat with a cross on it, white scarf, long blue pants, she still has on her jewelry and weapons holstered, and she has on black winter boots.
Menat was dressed in a purple long-sleeved sweater, purple long-sleeved winter coat with Egyptian cobras on it, purple scarf, long white pants, she still has on her jewelry and weapons holstered, and she has on purple winter boots.
Ryuko Matoi (TLPS universe) was dressed in a black long-sleeved sweater, red long-sleeved winter coat with red scissor blade on it, red scarf, long black pants, she still has on her jewelry and weapons holstered, and she has on black winter boots.
Frosta was dressed in a marine blue long-sleeved sweater, red long-sleeved winter coat with wasps on it, red scarf, long blue pants, she still has on her jewelry and weapons holstered, and she has on black winter boots.
Perfuma was dressed in a light green long-sleeved sweater, light green long-sleeved winter coat with flowers on it, pink scarf, long light green pants, she still has on her jewelry and weapons holstered, and she has on light green winter boots.
Entrapta was dressed in a purple long-sleeved sweater, purple long-sleeved winter coat with gears on it, purple scarf, long purple pants, she still has on her jewelry and weapons holstered, and she has on black winter boots.
Hime was dressed in a red long-sleeved sweater, red long-sleeved winter coat with wasps on it, red scarf, long blue pants, she still has on her jewelry and weapons holstered, and she has on black winter boots.
Faye Valentine was dressed in a red long-sleeved sweater, red long-sleeved winter coat with guns on it, red scarf, long black pants, she has on her jewelry and weapons holstered, and she has on black winter boots.
Fuu (Samurai Champloo) was dressed in a yellow long-sleeved sweater, yellow long-sleeved winter coat with a samurai sword on it, yellow scarf, long yellow pants, she has on her jewelry and weapons holstered, and she has on black winter boots.
Peni Parker was dressed in a Spider-Man-themed long-sleeved sweater, Spider-Man long-sleeved winter coat with spiders on it, Spider-Man themed scarf, long blue pants, she has on her jewelry and weapons holstered, and she has on black winter boots.
Ajna was dressed in a white long-sleeved sweater, white long-sleeved winter coat with Inca glyphs on it, red scarf, long blue pants, she has on her jewelry and weapons holstered, and she has on black winter boots.
Super Sonico was dressed in a blue long-sleeved sweater, red long-sleeved winter coat with a guitar on it, blue scarf, long blue pants, she has on her jewelry and weapons holstered, and she has on black winter boots.
Litchi Faye Ling was dressed in a red long-sleeved sweater, red long-sleeved winter coat with pandas on it, red scarf, long black pants, she has on her jewelry and weapons holstered, and she has on black winter boots.
Makoto Nanaya was dressed in an orange long-sleeved sweater, orange long-sleeved winter coat with squirrels on it, orange scarf, long blue pants, she still has on her jewelry and weapons holstered, and she has on black winter boots.
Makoto (Street Fighter) was dressed in a white long-sleeved sweater, white long-sleeved winter coat with the Street Fighter logo on it, yellow scarf, long white pants, she has on her jewelry and weapons holstered, and she has on black winter boots.
Ibuki was dressed in a blue long-sleeved sweater, blue long-sleeved winter coat with the Street Fighter logo on it, black scarf, long blue pants, she has on her jewelry and weapons holstered, and she has on black winter boots.
Morrigan Aensland was dressed in a purple long-sleeved sweater, purple long-sleeved winter coat with bats on it, white scarf, long purple pants, she has on her jewelry and weapons holstered, and she has on black winter boots.
And Bayonetta was dressed in a black long-sleeved sweater, black long-sleeved winter coat with the Umbra Witch symbol on it, midnight blue scarf, long black pants, she has on her jewelry and weapons holstered, and she has on black winter boots.
Me: Hey, Linc, you and the girls heading out?
Lincoln: Yeah, we're going to go out, and have some fun in the snow. And we also bundled up, winter is fast approaching Michigan.
Me: And we also got some hot chocolate with marshmallows for you guys when you come back.
Lincoln: Keep them warm, J.D.
Lincoln and the girls went outside, and they saw the snow falling on the streets of Gotham Royal York, and it was a beautiful winter wonderland.
Ryuko Matoi (TLPS universe): Wow, it's so beautiful.
Yuna Kamihara: You said it, I've never seen snow before, since I've lived in the tropics.
Lincoln: When winter comes and snow starts to fall on Michigan, the state is then transformed into a beautiful winter wonderland, and where there's snow, there's always fun.
Lincoln and the girls had fun by sledding on the steep hills on his improved sled, Old Red, to seat him and the girls. Then, they also built a snow sculpture of a phoenix out in front of the Estate, which we took a picture of as soon as we saw it. Then, the rest of us joined Lincoln and the girls for a snowball fight, but Lincoln and the girls sprung an ambush on us, and they pelted us with snowballs.
Nico: (Laughs) Oh man, Linc and the girls got us.
Buster Bunny: How did he know where we were?! We were careful not to get spotted.
Trunks: I think I know how we got spotted, Buster, and it wasn't just Lincoln sensing all of our energy signals and catching us with his superhuman senses. Now, I don't want to name any names, but..., Plucky, what did you do?
We soon found out that Plucky had brought out a flag with his face on it.
Babs Bunny: Ugh, Plucky!
Plucky Duck: What?!
Me: That's the first rule of a military ambush, Plucky: Never give your position away to the enemy.
Lincoln: (Laughs) I should've guessed it: Plucky always wanted to be the center of attention, just like his mentor, Daffy.
Me: And I've seen more than enough of his cartoons to prove that.
Trunks: Oh, Plucky's going to be in the center, alright..., the center of a severe snowball pelting for giving our position away to Lincoln and the girls! Acme Looniversity Alumni, get out your snowballs!
We saw the Acme Looniversity alumni turn their snowballs on Plucky, as payback for exposing their position.
Me: UH OH!
Nico: Ooh, not good, Plucky's going to be one iced duck once those snowballs start flying.
Plucky Duck: (Meek Voice) Mother.
Daffy Duck: You shouldn't have done that, Plucky. Now, you've got to take your punishment for disobeying military rules like a man.
Trunks: Ready...Aim...FIRE!
Nico: HIT THE DECK!
Once the command was given, they fired their snowballs at Plucky, and when the snow cleared up, Plucky was covered head to toe in snowballs. Plucky walked up to Trunks, still dazed and freezing from the snowball barrage.
Plucky Duck: You're...you're...you're despicable! (Faints)
We grabbed Plucky, and we went back inside the Estate, and we got really warmed up and we had a hot cup of hot chocolate with marshmallows, and Plucky had gotten warmed up by a fireplace and he wound up getting unfrozen.
Lincoln: That was a lot of fun we had today.
Ryuko Matoi (TLPS universe): You said it, we went sledding on the hills on Big Red, made a snow sculpture of a phoenix, and then, we had an awesome snowball fight.
Nico: Which Lincoln and you girls won, no thanks to Plucky exposing our position with trying to be the center of attention.
The Acme Looniversity and the Looney Tunes laughed, and Plucky lowers his head in shame.
Buster Bunny: And of course, Trunks administered Plucky's punishment, the snowball pelting of the century.
We warmed up before we had to get to work at Lynn's Table.
Me: Woo! Plucky sure got one awesome pelting during that snowball fight.
Nicole: He sure did.
Me: In Ambassador news we now go to Arkayna and Zarya as they are about to embark on another awesome ambassador mission to the world of Blue Dragon and we're going to see them face another one of Nene's enemies before our big arrival there on January 7th.
Later Arkayna was getting ready to visit the world of Blue Dragon.
Arkayna: Hey, Zarya. Wanna go visit Shu with me?
Zarya: You bet I do Arkayna and it will be amazing to go meet them with you.
Nico: Have fun you two.
Me: Lincoln says hi to Zola by the way.
Arkayna: I'll be sure to tell her that. Thank you.
They went through the portal to the world of Blue Dragon.
They arrived and Arkayna and Zarya saw Shu and group.
Zarya: You must be Shu.
Shu: I sure am and you must be Zarya Moonwolf. Arkayna told us so much about you.
Zarya: It's awesome to meet you all.
Kluke: Wow your hair is beautiful.
Zarya: Thanks Kluke. I heard that you all have done so much here.
Zola: We sure have and it's amazing that J.D. has you as one of his future wives. We're proud of him and you.
Zarya: Thanks Zola and Lincoln says hello.
Zola: Tell him I said hello too.
Arkayna: So anything new happening?
Shu: We're about to drive off one of our enemies and that is General Logi.
Zarya: Must be one of Nene's top generals.
Zola: Actually he is an independent man.
Zola told them about him.
General Logi is an anime-exclusive character in the Blue Dragon universe. He initially portrays as a villain in the first season but later revealed to be a descendant of the Seven Soldiers of Light, and becomes more supportive to Shu's party in the second season.
General Logi is one of Gran Kingdom's elite generals and has known Zola for quite some time. He was the leader of her team when she joined the Gran Kingdom Army. It was during this time that he gained a scar on his left eye from her when she wasn't listening during one battle.
During General Logi's first encounter with Shu and the others, he easily defeated them with his artificial shadow named Valkyrie, leaving normally hot-headed Shu shaking in fear. Then Nene grants General Logi his own Independent Flying Squadron of artificial shadow wielders as his reward.
In his first encounter with Shu, his Valkyrie and Shu's Blue Dragon were equal in power. Blue Dragon managed to wound Valkyrie. When Zola appeared and told Shu to fall back, General Logi told his Independent Flying Squadron to retreat.
It is later revealed that he had Gran Kingdom's Secret Intelligence Agent Delphinium orchestrated the theft of the Extra Seven so that his scientists can research them. Upon learning this, Zola leads her group to where Logi's airship was last sighted. To prevent the Extra Seven from being reclaimed, he had Power Boosters made to enhance the powers of the Independent Flying Squadron's shadows. He assigned Gilliam, Todd, Bishop, and Cynthia to be the first defense while Lemaire, Andropov, and Schneider are to be the second defense. With Gilliam, Todd, Bishop, and Cynthia defeated and the other squadron members occupied, Logi challenges Shu to a rematch with Kluke while Bouquet infiltrated the airship. Logi overpowers them, tiring out Kluke and knocking Shu and Blue Dragon down, while they manage to cut off Valkyrie's left-wing. Shu manages to go into overload endangering the area around him and managing to wound General Logi. Andropov and Schneider managed to get General Logi out of there at the last minute and retreat.
In a status report when visiting Nene in his Galleon, General Logi mentions that he lost Lemaire and Cynthia in battle. Nene instructs General Logi to take a break while General Szabo advises Nene to have General Logi step down as leader of the Independent Flying Squadron.
General Logi's scientists discover a strange temple somewhere in the north and inform him. General Logi tells Andropov and Schneider to watch over things while he's away.
When it came to the battle against Nene's forces at Coreed, General Logi waited for the right moment to summon Arceus. After Nene's destruction, General Logi announced his group's secession from Gran Kingdom by having Schneider take over Castle Des la T*** and by having Andropov attack Gran Kingdom fleets.
Upon being informed by Delphinium that some of Gran Kingdom's soldiers are either fleeing or even deserting, Logi informs the rest of his troop they are officially leaving Gran Kingdom, leaving a displeased Delphinium. Later that night, General Logi is attacked by Delphinium who was displeased that General Logi is abandoning Gran Kingdom. When Andropov and Schneider arrive, Delphinium escapes while General Logi tells them not to go after her. The next day, he oversees Andropov and Schneider's training for what he has planned next.
General Logi then establishes Rosekstan (an offshoot of Gran Kingdom that serves as a Shadow Extremist nation) in a Gran Kingdom-occupied town and persuades the civilians and Gran Kingdom army remnants there at the time to join his cause. He fights Zola again which ends with Kluke being kidnapped. He ends up interrogating her about what Zola is up to.
In the next encounter, his true shadow is revealed and Zola was rescued by Kluke. It is later revealed that General Logi is one of the descendants of one of the Warriors of Light when Odin's statue emerges from the Sealed Grounds. When Zola goes rogue, he, Delphinium, and Deathroy help to fight her.
When she was done they were amazed. Another potential member of the Redemption Squad was coming.
Zarya: That's amazing.
Arkayna: Looks like we have another potential member of the Redemption Squad coming.
Kluke: Wait. Is this being filmed?
Zarya: It's all right. It's for a project J.D. and Lincoln are working on.
Kluke: Oh. That makes sense.
Arkayna: And I sense trouble coming.
Zarya and Arkayna put their cloaks up and then they fired energy blasts and they hit a cliff and blew a man named Salinas away into the distance.
Zola: That was Salinas.
Zarya: Must be a spy for the Gran Kingdom.
General Logi came out!
Logi: (shakes his head) Salinas, you idiot. (sees Arkayna and Zarya) Who are you two? Shu and Blue Dragon's new girlfriends?
Zarya: I'm actually spoken for already.
Arkayna: And I'm actually Shu's sister figure thank you very much. But if you must know, I'm Arkayna Goodfey, Princess of Drake City and Leader of the Mysticons.
Zarya: And I'm Zarya Moonwolf, Arkayna's sister and Archer of The Mysticons.
Shu: That's right Logi.
Logi: If you two are helping Shu and Blue Dragon take me down, I'm not going down without a fight.
Arkayna: Actually we see you as a potential member of our Redemption Squad.
Logi: Wait a second.
He saw the symbol of Team Loud Phoenix Storm on her shirt.
Logi: Team Loud Phoenix Storm!? You guys are coming to kill Nene.
Arkayna: That's right. But not until January 7th. So hold out till then.
Logi: Okay.
Later they came back home.
Me: Guys have fun?
Zarya: Boy we sure did.
Arkayna: It sure was cool
Rainbow Dash: Maybe I should become an ambassador next.
Me: Good idea R.D.
Nico: That would be so cool to see.
Laney: It sure would.
Me: In restaurant news, Jared Knudson my son and Nico got into an awesome new eating contest where they eat the most hated vegetables in all of the world: BRUSSELS SPROUTS! Get ready because this is gonna be one crazy dare folks.
At Lynn's Table, Jared and Nico were engaged in a really dangerous dare.
Sandman: Oh God. What body killing dare are you two doing?!
Me: It's a Brussels Sprout Eating Contest.
Jared and Nico were eating bowl after bowl after bowl of Brussel Sprout Soup. They were guzzling down the green soup like no tomorrow. We were watching them eat and more.
May: GO NICO! GO GO GO GO!
Gaara: Wait. Don't vegetables usually give people the farts?
Me: They sure do.
Nico and Jared ate 50 bowls of soup and they were BOTH STUFFED!
Nico: Oh man! I can't eat anymore!
Jared: Me neither!
Laney: This contest is a tie!
Me: Whoa! That is awesome!
Rainbow Dash: Yeah no kidding! That was awesome!
Nico's stomach rumbled.
Nico: UH OH!
Skullcruncher: EVERYONE, TAKE COVER!
We ducked and covered!
Nico's Stomach growled and then…
FFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTT!
Nico farted explosively and then we opened a window and it was funny and awesome.
Warpath: Well, I hope it was worth it, you two.
Jared: It was.
Nico: Yeah. Just be careful around me as it will be stinky for a while.
Me: You gave it your all guys. Good job.
Nico: Thanks.
Jared: Thanks dad.
Me: Hoowee! That was a stinky contest but it was funny. And now comes the moment you all have been waiting for. It's time for the main adventure and we're gonna go into a place that no one even would think was possible. We all are gonna go into a strange mine where sauces live and our mission is to get more mustard for the restaurant.
At the restaurant we were having lunch.
Commando Man: J.D., you know it's your turn to lead today, right?
Me: Yes I do.
A huge line was at the restaurant as we were eating. It turns out to be Mustard Day and Lincoln is giving away mustard to the customers.]
Lincoln: Mustard, mustard, step right up for your mustard! [flips the mustard container] Some mustard for you. Eh, eh, eh. [sprays mustard on a little boy's Ulti-Meatum]
[The mustard forms into a t-rex and it roars mustard in the boy's face.]
Boy: [his face is covered in mustard] Cool!
Lincoln: [flips the mustard container] A bit of the yellow for you. Doy. [sprays mustard on Frankie Billy's Ulti-Meatum]
[The mustard forms into a sailboat. It whistles and rings its foghorn before it melts onto the patty. Frankie Billy laughs and skips away. Nancy comes up and whispers something in Lincoln's ear.]
Lincoln: Oh, okay. [winks at Nancy] Eh. [hops and spins the mustard container before spraying the mustard into a handsome man] And a Mr. Mustard for you.
Nancy: [purrs as walks with her Mr. Mustard while licking him] Mmm, yummy.
Lincoln: Hyah! [attempts to give mustard to Frank, but the mustard container is all out and it cough out a small drop of mustard]
Customers: Aw.
Lincoln: Hang on, folks, I'll be right back with more mustard. [hops on the mustard container and drives on it like a car] Whoo! [drives to the kitchen and goes to the condiment cabinet] Let's see. Ketchup. [slides ketchup door to mayonnaise door] Mayonnaise. [rolls up mayonnaise door to mustard door] Oh, mustard. [opens doors mustard door to find Lynn Sr. in it]
Lynn Sr.: Did we run out of mustard son!?
Lincoln: Yeah we did dad as a matter of fact.
Lynn Sr.: We'll have to go down to the Mustard Mines to get some more.
Stratos, Black Manta, Goro, Puppetmon, Dodgeball Wizard, Count Spankulot, David Cain, White Lightning, Black Lance, and MetalSeadramon then appeared.
Stratos: Can me, Black Manta, Goro, Puppetmon, Dodgeball Wizard, Count Spankulot, David Cain, White Lightning, Black Lance, and MetalSeadramon go with you guys?
Me: Yes you can.
Goro: What's our mission next?
Lily: Looks like we're going into the Mustard Mines this time.
Lynn Sr.: Yep. And it's the place where I got the mustard for the restaurant.
Walter Haddock: [offscreen] I wouldn't do that if I was you. [creepily comes in and spits on the grill]
[SpongeBob wipes the grill clean.]
Walter Haddock: That old mustard mine is cursed.
SpongeBob: [hugs Mr. Krabs in fear] Cursed?
Lynn Sr.: What kind of curse?
Walter Haddock: It's, uh, er, one of those—The Mummy's Curse.
Nico: I'm not scared of a mummy.
Walter Haddock: [holds up a creepy picture of his mother] We've all got mummies. Eh? [giggles] Mm-hmm. I've been in that mine. No one that enters gets out alive. [makes a creepy smile as a shrieking noise is heard; a spider crawls into his mouth and thunder claps]
SpongeBob: You got out and you're alive.
Walter Haddock: Ah, but am I?
Patrick: Yeah, you're standing right there.
Walter Haddock: But am I? [walks away in a creepy fashion]
Mr. Krabs: Yeah, you're right—[notices that he's gone, but he sees his foot] Hmm.
Squidward: I see your foot.
Walter Haddock: [slides his foot back] No, you don't.
Me: Oh brother.
Lily: Lets go get that mustard guys.
RD Lori: Something about that guy literally seems... off.
Me: Yeah I feel it.
We went to the mine and it was a dark one.
SpongeBob: Whoa.
[We stop at a long, deep shaft.]
Squidward: I wonder how deep it is.
Me: Wow that shaft goes a long ways down.
Laney: Yeah no kidding.
SpongeBob: I'll check how deep it is. [picks up a pebble, goes over the edge and falls into the shaft] Wahhh! [appears next to Squidward and Patrick] Don't bother jumping. That shaft has no bottom. Let's take the escalator.
Me: Convenient
Squidward: [pushes SpongeBob and Patrick aside] All right, spread out! [goes on the escalator]
Me: Here we go. Single file.
[SpongeBob and Patrick follow and go on the escalator with Squidward. They see coal miners go up the escalator.]
SpongeBob: Coal miners.
Me: Dirty job.
Eli: Yep.
[They see sulfur miners go up the escalator. The awful smell from the sulfur makes SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward cover their noses.]
SpongeBob: Ew.
Me: (VOMITS ON NICO)
Nico: HEY!
Me: Sorry.
Patrick: Sulfur miners.
SpongeBob: Phew.
Me: I HATE THAT SMELL!
[They see a group of kids go up the escalator.]
SpongeBob: Unaccompanied minors. [drum sting]
We laughed!
Luan: That was funny!
Eddy: (Laughs)
[SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward walk off the escalator.]
Squidward: All right, let's get to work, chowderheads.
Moe: Hey! That's my line!
Touma Yoimachi: You know, I can always make mustard for Mr. Lynn.
Puppetmon: One of the benefits of having lots of heroes with us? When we run out of supplies, we can always get more from a city we've visited
Me: That's true.
SpongeBob: Hey, I found something yellow. [pulls the yellow rock out of the wall; he was happy at first, but turned sad] Never mind, it's just gold. [throws it away]
Patrick: All I'm getting is dumb old diamonds. [throws and kicks several diamonds]
Nico: Save those for Mr. Lynn guys. We can use those to expand the restaurant and make it bigger.
Me: Good idea.
Lily: I was just about to say the same thing.
Lily sealed all the gold and diamonds into a scroll.
Squidward: Oh, we'll never find that mustard vein. [pokes the wall with the pickaxe and the wall crumbles into a hole, leading him to the subway] Oh, what is this?
Me: A subway station!? In a mine?
Lily: Strange huh?
Anakin: Guys, can I talk to some of you in private?
May: Sure, Anakin.
Anakin: (Telepathically) Without Eli?
Gru: Eli, why don't you go wipe off J.D.'s vomit off of Nico?
Eli: Sure thing.
Eli went to help Nico.
Me: What is it Anakin?
Anakin: I think we have company Eli might know.
Anakin pointed to a long lock of hair that went really long.
Me: Uh oh. Rapunzel is that your hair?
Rapunzel: My hair is all braided up.
Allie Knudson: It's Twisted Rapunzel.
Allie Wilde: Uh oh. What can you tell us about her?
Allie Knudson: It's not pretty.
She told us all about Twisted Rapunzel.
When Rapunzel and Flynn return to the shore after seeing the lanterns, Flynn leaves to go give the crown back to the Stabbington Brothers so he can spend the rest of his life with Rapunzel. Unfortunately, Mother Gothel and the Stabbington Brothers had a different plan. They tie Flynn to a boat with the crown and set him out on the river in direction of the kingdom, knowing that the guards would have him executed upon finding him. The Brothers then approach Rapunzel and inform her that Flynn left with the crown and was only using her. Rapunzel sees Flynn sailing off with the crown and becomes incredibly heartbroken. While in her fragile emotional state, the Stabbington Brothers capture her and take her to Mother Gothel. Mother Gothel had convinced the twins to accompany them and in return promised them riches greater than that of Rapunzel's hair or a crown. Upon returning to the tower, Mother Gothel attempts to console Rapunzel. She asks Rapunzel to sing her hair incantation under the guise of making her feel better. As she sings, Mother Gothel informs her that what she did was for the best. And that Flynn the thief deserved his fate. This caused Rapunzel to realize that it was her mother who was behind Flynn's "sudden change of heart". Rapunzel became filled with rage and anger and suddenly, Mother Gothel began to scream. Rapunzel's hair began to suck the life from Mother Gothel's body. "You did it!" Rapunzel screamed. Mother Gothel pleaded with Rapunzel but she was too consumed by hatred for her "mother" who was responsible for disposing of her true love. Mother Gothel's body aged quickly and then turned to dust in the curls of Rapunzel's hair. The twins witnessed this and retrieved their weapons to kill Rapunzel, but it was too late. Her hair wrapped around one of them and drained the life from him. The other twin escaped the tower and ran for his life. Rapunzel pursued him in hopes of getting revenge. The remaining twin upon escaping, began to inform other thugs and ruffians of the girl with the long golden hair that can give and take life as a means of putting bodies between him and Rapunzel. However, Rapunzel could not be deterred from her revenge and the last Stabbington suffered the same fate as his brother. Anybody that got in her way suffered as she had suffered. She retained the scars of her conflicts as a reminder of her pain and as a warning to others. All who sought her hair would pay. Unbeknownst to Rapunzel, Flynn escaped his fate and returned to the tower only to find the remains of one of the Twins and Mother Gothel's cloak. Flynn searched the kingdom for her unaware that she has been consumed by her rage and heartbreak. Will Flynn be able to find Rapunzel and save her from being consumed by the dark…or worse
We gasped in shock.
Lola: I remember that. Me, Allie, Lindsay, Hak Foo, Rippersnapper, Inferno (BW), Lori Jimenez, Francis, Cybertron Sideways, and Lea faced her.
Lori Jimenez: Yeah no kidding.
Nick F.: You got that right.
David Cain: If Eli hears this, it's going to destroy him.
Eli: Hear what? That there's a Twisted Version of Rapunzel here?
We gasped.
Me: We weren't sure how you would take it bro.
Rapunzel: I would never turn out like that bro.
Eli: I know Rapunzel. But this Twisted Version of you is awful.
RD Lucy: Eli, if you need to let it all out, go ahead. We won't think any less of you.
Eli: I'll be all right guys. But thank you all for your support and concern.
Rapunzel: Thank goodness Eli.
Subway PA: Local train approaching station.
[Deep in the tunnel, a train emerges and stops in front of us. The train opens its doors, revealing Lily, SpongeBob and Patrick already on board.]
SpongeBob: Hurry up, guys, before the doors close!
Patrick: It's the last train of the night!
Me: Lets go!
I scanned my ToQger Universal Train Card and we went on board and we were off.
Subway PA: This is a local mining train making all stops between Coal and Limestone. Next stop, Condiments.
SpongeBob: Oh, that's our stop.
Me: Yep.
[The train stops at the condiments vein. The doors open and we got off]
Black Lance: Nice thinking using your ToQger Universal Train Card, J.D.
Me: Thanks. Never leave home without it. Always carry it with me in case of situations like this.
Squidward knocks on the wall and punctures a hole with his pickaxe. Mayonnaise comes out of the wall and sprays into Squidward's face.
Squidward: Hmm. [sticks out his tongue] Ah, la, hmm. [licks the mayo] Ah! I've struck mayo!
Lana: Cool!
[SpongeBob punctures a hole on a different wall and a drop of hot sauce flies onto his tongue. He tastes the dropping and his body flares up, burning himself to a crisp.]
SpongeBob: Hot sauce. [his body crumbles into ashes]
Me: Ooh! Let me have some!
I got a taste and my fire aura intensified incredibly.
Me: Ooh! And it's the kind I like. Armageddon Hot!
Blood was dripping from my tattoo down my arm.
[Patrick goes to puncture a wall with his pickaxe, but flips over and falls to the ground; his pickaxe punctures a hole on the wall and ketchup spews out.]
Patrick: I struck blood! [grabs some of the ketchup and tastes it] Oh, no, it's ketchup! [slurps some more]
Lynn: Nice!
SpongeBob: We're getting close. [punctures a hole on the ground and mustard comes out; he takes a sample of mustard] Oh. [licks the mustard] Mustard. Ahhh! I struck mustard!
Me: MUSTARD!
Squidward: Mustard?
Patrick: Mustard?
SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward: [dancing around in circles while twisting SpongeBob's body] Look at all the mustard flow! Look at all the mustard flow! That golden yellow fatty acid treat!
RD Sam Sharp: You know we're not in Bikini Bottom, right?
SpongeBob: Yeah we know.
Lily: It's just that we did stuff like this when I went down into the Mustard Mines myself with SpongeBob and Patrick.
SpongeBob: I remember that.
Me: Boy talk about history repeating.
Mr. Krabs: Very coincidental too.
Me: Now the question is how are we gonna get the mustard up to the restaurant?
Patrick: Let's use my head. [pulls his tongue and his pointy head revs up like a power drill]
[SpongeBob and Squidward go to use Patrick's drilling head to drill a hole in the ground. When all of a sudden, they hear a m*** sound. Smoke fumes around the tunnels and a shadowy creature appears.]
EVERYONE, Me, Eli, SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward: The mummy!
Me: OH NO!
[The smoke clears and the shadowy figure reveals himself to be none other than the crazy old prospector, Walter Haddock.]
Walter Haddock: Stop!
Me: Walter Haddock!?
[Walter Haddock leaps in front of SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward, pulls a cork out from his mouth and plugs up the hole in the ground.]
SpongeBob: [gasps] It's the Mummy's Curse guy!
Walter Haddock: There ain't no curse! I just tried to discourage you chuckleheads from mining this mustard!
Me: Why?
SpongeBob: Oh, I get it, 'cause the mummy wants the mustard. Mystery solved.
SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward: Hurrah!
Walter Haddock: [twitches his eye] 'Tain't no mummy! This mustard is sitting on top of 20 million pounds of pressure! If you open her up, she's gonna blow sky high!
Me: A volcanic pocket of mustard!
Nicole: He's right! This mustard is in a volcanic pocket of mustard.
[Suddenly, the ground underneath begins the shake, due to the force of Patrick's fall. Cracks begins to form and Walter Haddock dodges the incoming stalagmites from the ground. The mustard from underground begins to build up pressure and is about to erupt.]
Me: SHE'S GONNA BLOW!
SpongeBob: No, no, no, no, no, no, no! [tries to hold down the pressure, but the mustard begins to fill up inside his body] Whoa...!
Walter Haddock: Adiós, muchachos!
[Walter Haddock laughs manically and bounces around until he calms down when he goes up the escalator.]
Lily: OH MAN!
[Pressure builds up as SpongeBob's body grows bigger and bigger from the upcoming mustard. Patrick tries his best by corking up the holes. The screen zooms out to reveal volcanic pocket of mustard underneath Lynn's Table.]
Me: Mr. Lynn, the Mustard is coming right up!
[SpongeBob can't hold the pressure much longer as his eyes fill up with mustard. The ground under Lynn's Table rumbles and erupts a massive geyser of mustard through the roof and All of us bounce up and down on top of the geyser.]
Me: YEAH! This is awesome!
SpongeBob: Wow! Yee-ha! Yeah!
Rainbow Dash: WOW! What a geyser of Mustard!
[The mustard fills up the Lynn's Table inside. The customers are now satisfied and go to swim around in the mustard as well as eat their burgers and fries with mustard.]
MetalSeadramon: This mustard is perfect for me to swim in!
Me: YEAH!
Ariel: So fun!
Nico: WOO!
Me: Lets get all this mustard ready.
Twilight Sparkle: Leave all that to us!
Twilight Sparkle and the princesses all used their magic and put all the mustard into containers, condiment jugs and more and we had over 500 billion tons of mustard.
Me: Looks like Lynn's Table is not gonna run out of mustard anytime soon.
Tyrone McGee: Despite what some people think, mustard's really good.
Clam: Yeah! ZING ZING!
Me: Yep. And it goes great with Clam's spicy barbecue mustard sauce too. Adds a good Zing.
Laney: It sure does. To tell you all the truth, I love mustard more than any other sauce.
Eli: That's all right. Everyone has their tastes.
Goro: I think Twisted Rapunzel's backed off for now.
?: That's what you think!
We turned and we saw TWISTED RAPUNZEL!
Me: Rapunzel!
Eli then transformed and went Super Angel 3!
Eli: Twisted Rapunzel you will not hurt anyone again!
Twisted Rapunzel: What's wrong, Eli? Don't you recognize your own sister?!
Rothar: This is why we didn't want Eli finding out!
Eli: You are not the sister that I know!
Rapunzel: You are nothing but an evil version of myself! You are a monster that was poisoned by the lies of Gothel!
Count Spankulot: (Transylvanian accent) You have been very bad for killing many people, Rapunzel!
Twisted Rapunzel: Oh, like you guys haven't killed people before! Hey, don't hate on me for giving my so called mother what she deserves.
Me: Gothel DID get what was coming to her! But we don't kill people out of sheer hatred and evil! We do it for justice and love! People that are irredeemable deserve only one fate and that is death!
King Stefan: Lads, it's no good. We can't reason with her or fight her right now.
Maria: Stefan's right. If we're gonna do our entrance, we'll need to get some distance from her.
May: Leave that to me! (Freezes Twisted Rapunzel with ice gun)
ZAAAAAAAPPPP! FRRREEEEEZZZZEE!
Me: Okay now we can do it.
We jumped back and then numerous ships with lots of pirates from all over the seven seas and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion went off and a phoenix cry was heard and we came out.
Me: Okay now we can face her. But we all fought bad guys with or without the entrance many times before.
White Lightning: Wait. I think there's another person in here.
William: (to frozen Twisted Rapunzel) Don't go anywhere. We'll be right back.
We went over and saw Walter Haddock.
Me: Walter Haddock!? What are you doing here?
Burner Man: And how did you know where to find us?
Nico: Yeah that's what I want to know.
Dodgeball Wizard: Wait. Were you after the mustard?
Walter Haddock: No I wasn't. I was trying to warn you that it was all on a volcanic pocket.
Nicole: He's right.
Wendy Koopa: Wait. Volcanic packet?
Nicole: Yeah I told you about it. There was a huge volcanic pocket of mustard right underneath Lynn's Table.
Nicole showed us the pocket and it was HUGE!
Me: WHOA! That is huge!
Eli: Wow! What a huge pocket of mustard.
Me: Yep. Now lets face Twiated Rapunzel!
We went to face her as she smashed out of the ice block.
Twisted Rapunzel tried to use her hair to strangle Lea but Black Manta cut some of it off with his optic blasts.
Black Manta: (smugly) I'm sorry. Did I cut your hair?
Me: In fact you look better without it!
SLASH!
I cut her hair and made her hair short and it turned brown.
Stonedozer, Whirlin, Iceage, Magma, Ice Demon, Manta Bayarsh. Black Knight Ghost, Xigbar, Pyros, Gramma Stuffum and Norm appeared.
Me: Stonedozer, Whirlin, Iceage, Magma, Ice Demon, Manta Bayarsh. Black Knight Ghost, Xigbar, Pyros, Gramma Stuffum and Norm.
Stonedozer: Wait. How long have those cameras been following you guys?
Whirlin: From the looks of things, the whole day?
Maria: It's for J.D. and Lincoln's project.
Me: Yep it's for a news documentary we're putting together.
Iceage: Well, nothing wrong with that.
Me: Good.
Magma: (to me) Heard you arrested Lightning Lord today.
Me: We sure did.
Ice Demon: (Shivering Voice) We'll see if he's Masters of Evil material.
Me: Great.
Motodrone then appeared.
Me: Motodrone. Back for round 2.
Motodrone: Yep.
Me: Cool.
Motodrone: I may not be Lothor. But here I am anyway!
Hunter Bradley: I've got no problem fighting you again. I'd like to add more to our team before we fight that prick again.
Nico: Good idea.
Me: And if we do, I want first crack at him.
Eli: YEAH!
Me: Lets get these battles started!
We got them underway.
Me: The usual battles are about to get underway folks. These are gonna be some of the most amazing battles you all have seen. Hope you all have a lot of popcorn ready because it's gonna be fun. How will it turn out? You'll have to wait and see. Right after these important messages.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
The Commercials were done.
Me: Welcome back everyone. Now we are goung to get the usual battles underway. Get ready for an awesome show.
Thing, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Ninja Steel Rangers, RD Lynn, and Commando Man vs Stonedozer - Go to the Blue Moon
Stonedozer was first.
Stonedozer: (to Thing) I heard J.D. and the others went to the Blue Moon. How was it?
Thing: It was amazing and some of us were all there before for an exploration mission long ago.
Applejack: It was amazing from what we saw. It was really breathtaking.
Apple Bloom: Yeah we thought we saw a really huge ocean from space but the ocean was really a massive network of trees with pools of water on top.
Flashwing: Boy it sure was incredible.
Brody Romero: Yeah it was amazing. And the Skywhales, Caped Stalkers, Balloon Plants, Kites and Ghost Traps and Helibugs all were amazing.
Stonedozer: Wow! How far away was the Blue Moon?
RD Lynn: It was 50 light-years away from Earth in a Twin Star Solar System and the planet was in orbit around a huge gas giant that was 1,000 times larger than Earth.
Commando Man: Yeah but the Blue Moon was beautiful.
Thing: Yeah but the planet had a really dense atmosphere with 30% oxygen and there are violent lightning storms that trigger very violent wildfires there.
Stonedozer: Wow! I think I saw it in a documentary at one time. That is amazing. Lets do it!
Ninja Steel Rangers: IT'S MORPHIN TIME! POWER STARS! LOCK IN! READY! NINJA SPIN!
They transformed!
Brody: "Power of the Ninja! Ninja Steel Red!"
Preston: "Stealth of the Ninja! Ninja Steel Blue!"
Calvin: "Strength of the Ninja! Ninja Steel Yellow!"
Hayley: "Spirit of the Ninja! Ninja Steel White!"
Sarah: "Speed of the Ninja! Ninja Steel Pink!"
Levi: "Rhythm of the Ninja! Ninja Steel Gold!"
All: "Ninja Rangers, Fear No Danger! Power Rangers Ninja Steel!"
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion went off and they were ready!
Thing: IT'S CLOBBERIN TIME!
They fired waves of earth, rock, apples and crystal and smashed him down.
Thing: YEAH!
Applejack: YEEHAW!
Linka (Captain Planet), Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Lightspeed Rescue Rangers, RD Lori and RD Carol VS Whirlin - Took down a homicidal nutcase at Acme Looniversity
Whirlin was next.
Whirlin: (to Linka) I heard J.D. and the others took down a homicidal nutcase at Acme Looniversity. What was his name again?
Linka (CP): His name is Mr. Hitchin. He is a dangerous nutcase. He escaped from a maximum security prison last week.
Rainbow Dash: He was terrorizing the school with a chainsaw.
Scootaloo: But we made sure to send that nutball back to prison where he belongs.
Whirlwind: Yeah and he will never escape again.
Carter Grayson: You got that right. He deserves to be back in prison.
Whirlin: Indeed he does. Lets do it!
Lightspeed Rescue Rangers: LIGHTSPEED RESCUE!
Ryan: TITANIUM POWER!
They transformed!
Carter: "Red Ranger, Rescue ready!"
Chad: "Blue Ranger, Rescue ready!"
Joel: "Green Ranger, Rescue ready!"
Kelsey: "Yellow Ranger, Rescue ready!"
Dana: "Pink Ranger, Rescue ready!"
Ryan: "Titanium Ranger, Rescue ready!"
All: RESCUE READY! POWER RANGERS LIGHTSPEED RESCUE!
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A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready for action!
They fired waves of energy, wind, lightning and rainbows and smashed him down.
Linka: RIGHT ON!
Rainbow Dash: That was AWESOME!
Samus Aran, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Dino Charge Rangers, Gru, and Megamind VS Iceage - Nico eating Brussels Sprouts
Iceage was next.
Iceage: (to Samus) Can't believe Nico ate Brussels Sprouts! Were they part of the ingredients you guys bought the other day?
Samus: No they weren't. Lynn Sr. had a massive load of them in the back.
Rarity: I hope Nico's stomach can handle all that.
Sweetie Belle: Yeah no kidding. Nico likes Brussels Sprouts and they give him really bad gas.
Gill Grunt: But he is gonna be ready.
Tyler Navarro: Yes he sure will.
Iceage: Indeed. Lets do it!
Dino Charge Rangers: IT'S MORPHIN TIME! DINO CHARGER READY! ENERGIZE! HA! UNLEASH THE POWER!
RRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR! CHOMP!
They transformed!
Tyler: "Power Rangers Charged! Tyrannosaurus Rex! Power Ranger, Red!"
Chase: "Parasaurolophus! Power Ranger, Black!"
Koda: "Stegosaurus! Power Ranger, Blue!"
Riley: "Velociraptor! Power Ranger, Green!"
Shelby: "Triceratops! Power Ranger, Pink!"
Ivan: "Pterodactyl! Power Ranger, Gold!"
James Navarro: "Ankylosaurus! Power Ranger, Aqua!"
Prince Phillip III: "Pachycephalosaurus! Power Ranger, Graphite!"
Kendall: "Plesiosaurus! Power Ranger, Purple!"
Zenowing: "Titanosaurus! Power Ranger, Silver!"
All: "Dinosaur Might, Ready To Fight! Power Rangers Dino Charge!"
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A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready!
They fired waves of energy, water, ice, jewels and icicles and smashed him down.
Samus: OH YEAH!
Rarity: Rapture darling that was grand!
Koji, Sunset Shimmer, Pip-Squeak, Fire Skylanders, Mystic Force Rangers, RD Luan and RD Lucy VS Magma - Mustard Mine
Magma was next.
Magma: (to Koji) You guys really found a big mustard mine. It's almost as big as the one in Bikini Bottom!
Koji: It's actually exactly the same size. That is huge.
Sunset Shimmer: Boy it sure is. That is a LOT of mustard.
Pip-Squeak: (British Accent) Yeah no kidding!
Sunburn: That was huge!
Nick Russell: Lot of mustard.
Magma: No kidding. Lets do it!
Mystic Force Rangers: MAGICAL SOURCE! MYSTIC FORCE!
They transformed!
Nick: "Fearsome as Fire, Red Mystic Ranger!"
Chip: "Fast as Lightning, Yellow Mystic Ranger!"
Madison: "Fluid as the sea, Blue Mystic Ranger!"
Vida: "Ever-changing as the wind, Pink Mystic Ranger!"
Xander: "Strong as tree, Green Mystic Ranger!"
Udonna: "Flurry of Snow, White Mystic Ranger!"
Daggeron: "Power of the Sun, Solaris Knight!"
Leanbow: "Burning Heart of Fire! Wolf Warrior, Defender Of Truth!"
Claire: Power Of The Shining Moon, Behold The Gatekeeper!
All: "We call fourth the magic, Together as one, United for all time. Power Rangers Mystic Force!"
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A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready!
They fired waves of elements, fire and energy and smashed him down.
Koji: Take that!
Sunset Shimmer: That was amazing!
Thetis, Princess Luna, Moondust, Dark Skylanders, Mystery Inc. RD Sam Sharp and Sirens (Samurai Jack) VS The Ice Demon - Funny how Jared and Nico tied
The Ice Demon was next.
Ice Demon: (to Thetis) Funny how Jared and Nico tied. Even though Jared loves vegetables.
Thetis: Yeah Jared does love his vegetables.
Princess Luna: He sure does and it's amazing how he can eat so many of them.
Moondust: He is a true herbivore.
Blackout: No kidding. That is a lot of vegetables.
Shaggy: Like yeah no kidding.
Daphne: That is a ton of vegetables.
Fred: Yep.
Ice Demon: That is cool. Lets do it!
They fired waves of darkness and water and smashed him down.
Thetis: YEAH!
Princess Luna: A true victory of the night!
Taylor (Loud House), Princess Celestia, Light Skylanders, LupinRangers, Tyrone McGee, and Terrence vs Manta Bayarsh - Eli would have been shocked if Rapunzel was like that
Manta Bayarsh was next.
Manta Bayarsh: (to Taylor) Eli would have been shocked if Rapunzel was like her Twisted Counterpart. Good thing she isn't.
Taylor (Loud House): Boy you got that right. I would hate to imagine what would happen if that were the case.
Princess Celestia: No kidding. It would be like what happened to Princess Luna when she turned into Nightmare Moon all over again.
Spotlight: And that is the last thing anyone would want.
Kairi Yano: Yeah no kidding.
Manta Bayarsh: Yeah. Lets do it!
LupinRangers: KAITOU CHANGE!
They transformed!
Kairi Yano: (SNAPS FINGERS) LUPIN RED!
Touma: (SNAPS FINGERS) LUPIN BLUE!
Umiko: (SNAPS FINGERS) LUPIN YELLOW!
LupinRangers: PHANTOM THIEVES OF JUSTICE! LUPINRANGERS!
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A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready!
Kairi Yano: Here's an Advanced Notice: We're taking your treasure.
Manta Bayarsh: Bring it on!
They fired waves of light and fire and smashed him all over and then they opened his safe and in it was a ring and it had Princess Celestia's cutie mark on it.
Manta Bayarsh: It's called the Ring of The Sun. It's for Princess Celestia.
Kairi Yano: Awesome!
They came back and gave Princess Celestia the ring and then fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Taylor: ALL RIGHT!
Princess Celestia: That was so fun!
Kairi Yano: With that we bid you a final adieu.
Red She-Hulk, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Life Skylanders, Young Scooby Doo gang, Rothar and Dardemus VS Black Knight Ghost - The Blue Moon is amazing
The Black Knight Ghost was next.
Black Knight Ghost: (to Red She Hulk) The Blue Moon is amazing. J.D. and the others fighting Lightning Lord is an extra bonus!
Red She-Hulk: Boy no kidding. But it was so awesome how they went to an amazing planet.
Fluttershy: Boy it sure was amazing from what we heard.
Tornado Bolt: It sure was cool and the Skywhales from what we saw were amazing.
Stealth Elf: Yeah it sure was cool.
Young Fred: I bet it was as cool as the Metal Men from Mercury.
Young Daphne: Oh Freddy there are no such thing as Metal Men from Mercury.
Young Velma: It is really fascinating though.
Young Shaggy: Like yeah it sure is.
Young Scooby: Reah.
Black Knight Ghost: It sure is and it's amazing that this is what you all looked like back when you were younger.
Young Shaggy: It sure is cool.
Black Knight Ghost: It sure is. Lets do it!
They fired waves of energy, leaves, flowers and grass and smashed him down.
Red She-Hulk: YEAH!
Fluttershy: That was fun.
Erza Scarlet, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Sora, Kairi, Riku, King Stefan, and Loud House Taylor vs Xigbar - Nico should let loose Brussel Sprouts Farts on Twisted Rapunzel
Xigbar was next.
Xigbar: (to Erza) Nico should let loose Brussel Sprouts Farts on Twisted Rapunzel. Assuming he even has any left.
Erza: Oh I have a feeling he is gonna be letting them loose all right.
Starlight Glimmer: Yeah and it will be funny too.
Cozy Glow: It sure would be funny to see him do that.
Hex: It sure is gonna be funny.
Sora: I can't wait to see that.
Kairi: Boy me too.
Xigbar: That will be funny. Lets do it!
They fired waves of stars, elements, bones and magic and smashed him down.
Erza: Take that!
Starlight Glimmer: That was amazing!
Zhuqiaomon, Twilight Sparkle, Sunny Starscout, Magic Skylanders, Hercules, Lola, Sam S.L., Dragon (Skunk Fu), and Burner Man VS Pyros the Lava Titan - Twilight giving Edward's brothers that reprimanding
Pyros was next.
Pyros: (to Zhuqiaomon) Twilight really gave Edward's brothers a reprimanding. But I have a bad feeling that we haven't seen the last of them.
Zhuqiaomon: Yeah he sure did and it was so awesome.
Sunny Starscout: Here's a video of it from Lincoln.
Sunny showed it on her phone.
Then, Lincoln bound Mr. Hitcher using McWolf's Chains of Torment, and we then loaded him up into a station wagon and got him sent to jail. Then, we all piled on and brutally pummeled Cheesly, Alpine, Fancypants, and Phillip. Then, Twilight Sparkle proceeded to give those four bullies the reprimanding of a lifetime.
Twilight Sparkle: No words can even express just what kinds of monsters you were to Edward and to all of Prickly Pines, Cheesly, Alpine, Fancypants, and Phillip. You are a bunch of HEARTLESS, SELFISH, EVIL, SADISTIC, MONSTROUS, STUCK-UP, INCONSIDERATE B*** FROM THE DARKEST DEPTHS OF HELL!
Cheesly, Alpine, Fancypants, and Phillip had lost their colors when they heard all of that from Twilight Sparkle, and our jaws literally hit the floor when Twilight Sparkle gave the four brothers the nastiest reprimanding ever, and Lincoln recorded the whole thing. Then, he went up to Twilight Sparkle, and he hugged her and kissed her.
Lincoln: Twilight, that was an awesome reprimanding.
Twilight Sparkle: (Smiles) Thanks, Lincoln. Plus, those four give brothers like you a bad name.
Lincoln: You said it. (To Cheesly, Alpine, Fancypants, and Phillip) Alright, you four, beat it!
Edward Platypus: You heard the man, now you and the others scram, Cheesly.
Buster Bunny: And don't let us catch you and your brothers here again.
Cheesly, Alpine, Fancypants, and Phillip ran for their lives, but they glared at us with hatred.
Cheesly: You haven't seen the last of us!
Unknown to them, Lincoln put four trackers on them, which'll warn us if they come back, and give us a warning.
Nico: Linc, did you put trackers on them?
Lincoln: Yeah, remember what happened with Rotwood, Brad Morton, Squidward, and Master Frown before they joined us? If those four show their faces again, the trackers will send a warning to the computer in the Estate and our Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe, and we pounce on them.
Nico: (Smiles) Nice one, dude.
Lincoln and Nico high-fived and the elemental forces came out from their hands.
Pyros: WHOA! That was AWESOME! Way to go Twilight!
Twilight Sparkle: Didn't expect me to do that huh?
Spyro: But that was so awesome though.
Hercules: Yeah you really laid down the law with them.
Lola: Yeah she sure did!
Sam S.L.: You were awesome Twilight.
Twilight Sparkle: Thanks guys. It was awesome reprimanding them. Now Trixie Lulamoon, Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, Pinkie Pie and the Cutie Mark Crusaders are all that's left to give a reprimand.
Pyros: You said it. Lets do it!
They fired waves of fire, magic and energy and smashed him down.
Zhuqiaomon: A victory for the Sovereign of The South.
Twilight Sparkle: That was so awesome!
Luster Dawn, Pinkie Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Sector V KND, Numbuh 362, Lemmy Koopa, and Wendy Koopa VS Gramma Stuffum - awesome project me and Lincoln are doing and what it's for
Gramma Stuffum was next.
Gramma Stuffum: (to Luster Dawn) (German Accent) This ia an awesome project J.D. and Lincoln are doing. What's it for?
Luster Dawn: It's for Broadcast Day. Lincoln and J.D.'s class is working on a special news reporting project and the project for Lincoln and J.D. is to document our day on one of our adventures.
Gramma Stuffum: Ah that makes sense. That's really cool.
Pinkie Pie: Boy it sure is. I think it's really amazing!
Featherweight: It sure is. I think it's awesome.
Sprocket: It sure is.
Numbuh 1: Yes it is most fun.
Numbuh 362: Yeah it sure is.
Gramma Stuffum: Ja. Lets do it!
They fired waves of fire, magic, metal, gears and lightning and smashed her down.
Luster Dawn: ALL RIGHT!
Pinkie Pie: BEST USUAL BATTLE EVER!
Kiki the Marsupilami Girl, Marsupilami, Trixie Lulamoon, Triple Berry, Flynn, Cali, Hugo, Mags, Tessa, Mopey Popo and Fuzzy Lumpkins VS Norm
Norm was next.
Norm: I hope you are ready for the biggest buttkicking ever!
Kiki: You should ask yourself that Norm.
Marsupilami: Hoobaa! This is gonna be so much fun being in battles like this.
Trixie Lulamoon: As long as we all get to pulverize the snot out of big bullies like Norm!
Triple Berry: Yeah time to bring it on!
Flynn: That's right! BOOM!
Cali: This is gonna be so fun.
Hugo: Oh yeah it will be!
Mags: This is gonna be so fun!
Tessa: Yeah it sure will be!
Norm: Bring it on! No more Mr. Nice Guy! (To the viewers) Not that I've ever been a nice guy mind ya.
They fired fruit and magic and smashed down Norm.
Kiki: Take that buttface!
Marsupilami: Hoobaa! That was so fun!
Trixie: An amazing victory for The Great and Powerful Trixie!
Ninja Storm Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Nico, Lola, Lana, Lucy, Lisa, Laney and Lily VS Motodrone
Motodrone was next.
Nico: This is gonna be awesome.
Nico teleported and opened it and in it was a couple of swords for Flapjack and K'nuckles called The Defenders of Stormalong Harbor, they're large swords with Stormalong Harbor etched on the 6'5" massive, wide, double-edged ocean blue blades, large blue angel wings for the crossguards, large red gems for the hilts, longer black handles, and large blue faceted sphere pommels with surrounding red gems. Once in hand, they'll get a massive power and energy increase.
Nico teleported back with the swords.
Nico: Time for some buttkicking!
Ninja Storm Rangers: NINJA/THUNDER/SAMURAI STORM! RANGER FORM! HA!
They transformed.
Shane: "Power of Air, Red Ranger!"
Tori: "Power of Water, Blue Ranger!"
Dustin: "Power of Earth, Yellow Ranger!"
Hunter: "Crimson Thunder Ranger!"
Blake: "Navy Thunder Ranger!"
Cam: "Green Samurai Power!"
All: "Ninja Storm!"
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! NINJA STORM!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Ninja Storm Rangers too!
Nico: Awesome! Time for some heavy firepower! THUNDERSTORM CANNON!
The Rangers formed into the Thunderstorm Cannon and they fired and the group fired waves of elements and the blasts all hit Motodrone and the blasts all hit him and he exploded!
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He was dead!
Nico: Motodrone you have failed this city again.
Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.
Gia: Time we taught Twisted Rapunzel a lesson!
Trixie Lulamoon: A big lesson in humility!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! ANIMAL PLATOON!
AAAHHAAAHHAHAH! WOOWOOWOWO!
They turned into the Zyuohgers!
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbing around my legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting around Lincoln, Linka, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lola and Lexx Loud's legs sisters, the eight large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Loud and Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Lori and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni and Loni Loud's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Luan and Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Laney and Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa and Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily and Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs were glowing, and that means big trouble was coming.
Then, Blossom saw a familiar van coming this way, along with the people inside, it was none other than The Smith Family from Townsville.
Blossom: Guys, we got trouble: Harold Smith and his family are heading this way, and they want revenge on us.
We gasped in shock.
Lola Loud: What?! But, that's impossible, didn't we lock them up?
Lincoln: We did, Lola, but it looks like they broke out of prison. I got them.
Lincoln threw one hard punch, and the van exploded, leaving the seats and The Smith Family in their seatbelts.
Me: I should've known you'd one day return. But, how did you all break out of prison?
Maryanne Smith: Thanks to this.
We saw they had a Dark Orb with them, and it also restored Harold Smith's brain to full health.
Earth Chan: I've had it up to hear with them to last an eternity.
Suddenly, Earth Chan's purple eyes turned neon purple, and she was surrounded by a blue and green energy aura patterned after the Earth with lava, lightning, and the elemental forces of nature, and as she approached The Smith Family of Townsville, she left blue and green energy, lava, lightning, and the elemental forces of nature with every step.
Earth Chan: Harold, Maryanne, Bud, and Julie Smith, I will never forgive you for your petty attempts to destroy the Powerpuff Girls, all because of something stupid like a ruined dinner. This time, I'll make sure you never escape from prison again.
Then, Earth Chan was surrounded by a massive vortex of blue and green energy patterned after The Earth with lava, lightning, and the elemental forces of nature surrounding it, there were dragons and angels made of lava, lightning, and the elemental forces of nature flying around the vortex, and in the vortex was a glowing orange phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Earth Chan emerged, but she was changed forever.
(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)
Earth Chan grew to 6'0" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she had green highlights in the bangs of her blue and green Earth-patterned hair, she has a phoenix with the elemental forces of nature surrounding it emblazoned on her forehead, she has on angel earrings with the Kanjis of the Elemental Forces in their hands and a necklace with a dragon with the Kanjis of the Elemental Forces in its claws for the pendant, she has on a sleeveless white blouse with a purple phoenix on it, purple blouse with reflecting stars on it, black stockings, black high heels, and a purple sleeveless trenchcoat with stars on it, lava, lightning, and the elemental forces on the coattails, and on the back of the sleeveless trenchcoat is the Earth. Earth Chan has large ocean blue angel wings with green in the pattern of the Earth.
Earth Chan has a new large sword in her hand called Angel of The Earth, it's a large sword with the Earth etched on the 6'5" massive, wide, double-edged ocean blue blade, large ocean blue angel wings with green tips on the feathers for the crossguard, an Earth-patterned gem for the hilt, longer black handle, and a large ocean blue faceted sphere pommel with surrounding green gems. Earth Chan has on her new Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with Earth-patterned gems on her wrists, Belt of Elemental Bravery with large Earth-patterned gem for the belt buckle on her waist, and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her right hip. There's an ocean blue and green Earth-patterned kanji right below the Earth that said, "Earth Chan, Beautiful Personification of The Earth, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Beautiful Angel of The Stars, Defender of Life and Slayer of Evil, and Master of The Elemental Forces of Nature."
地球ちゃん、地球の美しい擬人化、リンカーン・ラウドの愛する未来の妻、星の美しい天使、生命の擁護者と悪の殺し屋、そして自然の元素の力のマスター
Earth Chan has transformed into SUPER ANGEL 750,000,000,000 EARTH CELESTIAL PHOENIX DRAGON ANGEL OF JUSTICE AND LOVE!
We were amazed by Earth Chan's Super Angel 750,000,000,000 transformation, and when Lincoln saw it, he had an atomic red blush on his face. But, when Harold Smith and his family saw it, they fell into a dark rage.
Me: Holy moly!
Nico: You said it, Earth has transformed, and she looks like a true Angel of The Earth, amazing.
Lincoln: Wow, Earth, you look beautiful. How do you feel?
Earth Chan: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Earth and Love) I feel incredible, Linky, and now, I'm going to teach these monsters a painful lesson. Would you like to join in?
Lincoln unholstered his massive Sword of Taranis from his wider and muscular back, and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu Infinity Elemental Thundersnow Buffalo Angel of Frozen Lightning Justice, and he joined with Earth Chan.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Thundersnow Elemental Voice of Justice) Let's get them.
Blossom: Show them no mercy, guys.
Lincoln and Earth: With pleasure, Blossom.
Lincoln and Earth went after Harold Smith and his family, and they fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, elemental forces, and blue and green energy, and the barrage of energy blasts hit the Smith Family, and they exploded with incredible power.
Bud Smith: I HATE YOU ALL SO MUCH!
But, Bud's hatred has caused Lincoln and Earth's energy auras to flare up, and they'd got a massive power boost from his hatred. Then, Lincoln snatched the Dark Orb, opened a portal to The Warp, and threw it in.
Lincoln: Thanks for the power boost, stupid. But, now this is the end.
Lincoln and Earth pummeled Harold Smith and his family, and they were all brutally beaten up. Then, Lincoln tied them up in an inescapable rainbow energy straitjacket. Then, Lincoln sprouted one of his eleven massive and long blue wolf tails with large suction cup proboscis, and as it latches onto Harold Smith's head, Lincoln began sucking out and draining Harold Smith's brain. Then, when Lincoln was done and he retracted his tail and it went right back into him, Harold Smith was once again reduced to being a brainless monkey. Then, Lincoln beamed them into separate cells in Solitary Confinement in The Uranus Prison, and they were chained to the walls of their separate cells, where they'll never escape.
We all cheered wildly for what Earth and Lincoln did, as they holstered their massive swords on their backs and powered down, but Earth's new body, clothes, weapons, angel wings, and jewelry were permanent. Then, Lincoln picked Earth up in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and as they locked eyes, they shared a passionate kiss, and right behind them, the elemental forces of nature took on the form of elemental angels and an angelic choir was heard right behind them.
We had smiles on our faces and tears in our eyes at the scene.
Me: Wow, that's so beautiful.
Nico: You said it, bro.
Lori: Literally amazing. (Takes photo of Lincoln and Earth kissing)
Air Lincoln: Lincoln and Earth are definitely an amazing couple, along with the many future wives in Lincoln's harem.
Fire Lori: You said it, little bro.
We then set our sights on Twisted Rapunzel.
Me: It's buttkicking time!
We went at her and punched and kicked and blasted and pulverized her all over.
POW BLAM BIFF SMASH CRASH KATOW THWACK ZOWIE SMACK WHAP WHOMP BLANG BOOM THOTH KATOW WHAM!
She was pulverized all over the place.
Twisted Rapunzel: You dare mock my suffering?!
Raven: You think you know suffering?!
Me: We're gonna give you the worst suffering of all!
I grabbed Nico and held him like a bazooka.
Me: Sorry about this Nico. But let loose your green fire farts.
Nico: You got it!
GUN CLICK!
FFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTT!
Nico fired a massive blast of green fire from his butt and it hit Twisted Rapunzel and burned her hair all off.
Edzilla: ED SMASH BAD RAPUNZEL!
SMASH! SMASH SMASH SMASH!
Edzilla pulverized her all over with brutal fury.
GUN CLICK!
FFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTT!
Nico fired another blast of green fire from his butt and burned Twisted Rapunzel some more.
Donkey Kong: Try this on!
He fired coconuts at Twisted Rapunzel and they all hit her.
BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK! CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK!
Patrick: DA HA HA HA HA! THAT GUY GOT HIT IN THE FACE WITH A BUNCH OF COCONUTS!
Lily formed a safe and it dropped onto Twisted Rapunzel.
CLANG!
The safe opened and she was dizzy and came out wobbling.
Then a stealth plane came and then….
CRRRRAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSHHHHHHH!
A piano dropped onto her and crushed her and Twisted Rapunzel came out and had piano keys for her teeth.
Nico: (Pings a tuning fork) My favorite note: B Flat.
Skullcruncher, Sandman, Gaara and Warpath used the Earth and Animatron Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Skullcruncher's jaw strength, Sandman and Gaara's powers and Warpath's Strength 100-fold.
Skullcruncher and Sandman: SKULL CRUNCHING SANDSTORM!
Gaara and Warpath: SMASHING SANDSTORM BLAST!
Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders and Liquid Leni: JEWELED STORM OF GENEROSITY!
They fired waves of sand, jewels and water.
Lola, Rapunzel, Eli, White Lightning and Touma: PRINCESS OF CORONA ULTRABLAST!
They fired waves of energy, fire and sunlight.
Lincoln: CONDIMENT LIGHTNING STYLE: KETCHUP!
Gluko: CONDIMENT LIGHTNING STYLE: MUSTARD!
Entrapta: CONDIMENT EARTH STYLE: MAYONNAISE!
Toph: CONDIMENT EARTH STYLE: AIOLI!
Yuna KAmihara: CONDIMENT WATER STYLE: FISH SAUCE!
Lucy Liberty: CONDIMENT WATER STYLE: TARTAR SAUCE!
Jessica Shannon: CONDIMENT FIRE STYLE: CHILI OIL!
Princia Ramode: CONDIMENT FIRE STYLE: TOBASCO!
Jolyne Kujo: CONDIMENT WIND STYLE: TEKKA!
Ermes Costello: CONDIMENT WIND STYLE: TERIYAKI SAUCE!
Tyris Flare: CONDIMENT MAGIC STYLE: CHUTNEY!
Twilight Sparkle: CONDIMENT MAGIC STYLE: SAMURAI SAUCE!
Panty Anarchy: CONDIMENT LIGHT STYLE: PLUM SAUCE!
Cassandra Alexandra: CONDIMENT LIGHT STYLE: SESAME OIL!
Stocking Anarchy: CONDIMENT DARK STYLE: TIANMIAN SAUCE!
Zone Tan (TLPS UNIVERSE)L CONDIMENT DARK STYLE: INDIAN RELISH!
They fired waves of elements and they formed into said sauces.
Lincoln and his harem: CONDIMENT FINAL SMASH: CONDIMENT AVALANCHE!
They fired a massive avalanche of condiments at Twisted Rapunzel and the blasts all hit her and smashed her all over.
Nico: J.D. I've only got one shot left!
Me: FIRE IT WITH ALL YOUR STRENGTH AND POWER!
Nico: (STRAINING) (STOMACH GROWLS)
KKKKRRRRAAAAAAAFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
Nico fired a tremendously massive blast of green fire from his butt and the blast of fire incinerated and destroyed Twisted Rapunzel in an instant!
Nico: WHEW! That was amazing!
Me: It sure was!
Manta Bayarsh: Another Twisted Princess down.
Black Knight Ghost: You said it.
Me: Thank goodness.
Xigbar: Now, we just need to get all this mustard back to Lynn's table.
Pyros: Shouldn't be too hard.
Gramma Stuffum: (to the cameras) Remember, kids. Always eat healthy food. And don't turn out like Twisted Rapunzel.
The news report was done.
Me: Amen to that Gramma Stuffum. Hope you all liked this amazing and awesome news report. Till next time, I'm James Dean Knudson and this has been Team Loud Phoenix Storm News.
Lincoln: And Cut!
Nico: Great job guys!
We went and showed the news report to everyone at school and when it was done everyone cheered wildly!
Mrs. Johnson: Great job guys! That was well done! I give it an A++++!
Lincoln: AWESOME! Thanks Mrs. Johnson.
Lemon Zest: Boy this was an awesome adventure.
Nico: It sure was. This was an awesome news adventure.
Rachel S.D.: We haven't done that in a long time.
Me: No we sure haven't Rach. I hereby call this project of Broadcast Day a success.
White Lightning: I do too. (To the Viewers) This was an awesome news adventure and an awesome adventure for all of us. Hope you all liked it as much as we have.
Me: We all did. Lets go to Lynn's Table everyone. My treat.
Everyone: YEAH!
All of Lincoln's class cheered too. We went to Lynn's Table and then we had a great meal and then went back home and enjoyed the rest of the day before going to sleep.
THE END
Another awesome fanfiction done.
Mustard O' Mine is one of my favorite episodes of SpongeBob and it was one of the funniest episodes I've seen from Season 11. It aired on May 10th, 2018 and it was so awesome! The first part was for The Blue Moon and that was from the National Geographic documentary Extraterrestrial and the Blue Moon is a hypothetical planet. The 2nd part is for Tiny Toons and the Platypus Brothers from Camp Lazlo are a bonus. Mr. Hitcher is from Tiny Toons and he is from the Summer Vacation Movie. One Bad Dude. NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658. Nflemingful, Etstheclarencefan and ninjakingofhearts all gave me the ideas for this and so did the Guest Reviewer. Thanks guys. Great job today. You'll like the next rescue for me. We're gonna go to Walkerville Elementary School and me, Eli, Maria, Lola Namiko, Simone, Miranda, Gina Pele, Allie Wilde, Nene, Nelanie, Syrus, Dark Magician Girl, Cayenne and Natalia the Darkrai Gene-Slammer are going to meet Ms. Valerie Frizzle and her class and experience an out of this world adventure as we go all over the Solar System. Cayenne of MLP is also going to transform in that one. This is gonna be a really educational adventure and we're going to see all the solar system and find Ms. Frizzle and prevent Arnold's looney cousin Janet from gathering anymore stuff for proof after the Asteroid Belt. Also we're going to meet a Deoxys Gene-Slammer named Tori Nikolaius and she will have a Sheegoth Gene-Slammer named Kita Flores from Canada and we're going to also meet Sonata the Melodius Diva. On Pluto we're going to face an Evil Version of Blackfire in that one. Lincoln's rescue is gonna take place on Donkey Kong Island and we're going to face Boss Dumb Drum. The next chapter for Thanksgiving Eve is gonna be for the SpongeBob episode Feral Friends and that is not only going to celebrate Sandy's birthday but we're also going to witness an extremely rare event that happens in Bikini Bottom once every 100 years. We're going to see Neptune's Moon and we're going to save SpongeBob and friends who were turned Feral because of it.
See you all tomorrow.
