Over in the town of Walkerville, me, Eli, Maria, Lola Namiko, Simone, Miranda, Gina Pele, Allie Wilde, Nene, Nelanie, Syrus, Dark Magician Girl, Cayenne and Natalia the Darkrai Gene-Slammer were going to see what Simone's old school that she went to is gonna be like.

Natalia: (Russian Accent) Simone, who are these friends of yours and do they relate to this rescue?

Simone: You'll love them Natalia. We're going to my old elementary school that I went to back when I was younger before I was gene-slammed.

Me: I have a feeling this is gonna be cool.

Simone: Yep. We're going to Walkerville Elementary.

Maria: That is very familiar to me. Wait a second! You know Ms. Frizzle and her awesome field trips!?

Simone: I sure do and it was so awesome going on them. We learned so much by going directly to the source.

Me: I remember watching The Magic School Bus back when I was younger. It was so awesome.

Eli: This is gonna be so cool bro.

Lola Namiko: I'm looking forward to see this.

Miranda: Me too.

Nene: This is gonna be so awesome.

Natalia: It sure will be.

Natalia concentrated and groaned as her skin darkened.

Me: I heard that Ms. Frizzle and her class did it all. They went into space, into a volcano, explored the human body, molecular science, earth science, everything by going to the coolest places.

Simone: Yep. It was a blast!

Natalia turned into Darkhai!

We arrived at Walkerville Elementary.

Simone: Man it sure brings back memories.

We arrived at Ms. Frizzle's class and we saw the class hanging up a mobile of the solar system.

Me: Wow!

We went in.

Simone: Wow that is an amazing Mobile of the Solar System.

The kids saw us.

Phoebe: Wow!

Arnold: Amazing! Team Loud Phoenix Storm is here!

Me: Awesome to meet you guys.

Maria: I think you guys remember Simone.

Carlos: Wow we sure do. You have grown a lot.

Simone: Feels like time flew fast huh?

Janet: Well Simone you are looking lovely.

Simone: Same to you Janet. Arnold, you are looking awesome.

Arnold: Same here Simone. Wow. You have turned into a beautiful woman.

Simone: (Giggles) I sure have. But a lot of things have happened to me ever since I left.

Missy: Wow what are you all working on?

Arnold: It's going to be a model of the solar system. Neat, huh, Janet?

Janet: I hate to tell you, Cousin Arnold, but when my class built one, the sun was so huge, we had to hang it from the flagpole.

Me: Whoa!

Keesha: And you had all 9 planets?

Janet: That's right, Keesha. Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Pluto. My class already STUDIED the Solar System.

(As she talks, the skeleton in the background covers its ears.)

Me: Impressive.

Eli: We've actually BEEN to all of the planets ourselves.

Miranda: It's true. You would be amazed at what they are like.

Erica: You would flip at the sight of them

Ralphie: I bet your class didn't learn about the aliens that live on the planets.

Janet: For your information, Ralphie, Earth is the only planet that can support life, as far as we know.

Me: Actually there are MANY planets all over the universe that harbor all kinds of life. Many of them are all on planets that we went to.

Simone: It's true guys. I went to a bunch of amazing planets ever since I joined up with Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Me: I bet you don't know about that.

Janet: No.

Dorothy Ann: If you already know so much, Janet, why did you come to visit our class?

Janet: Because Arnold told me all about your field trips, Dorothy Ann.

Simone: You would be amazed with some of them because when I was your age, I went on a lot of them and I have tons of experiences with this.

Maria: Have you guys seen any people that aren't villains?

Ralphie: Not that we know of.

Keesha: But if we do we'll keep our eyes out.

(Ms. Frizzle enters the classroom, wearing a mini solar system on her head.)

Ms. Frizzle: Oh, good morning, class.

Simone: Now there is a familiar face.

Ms. Frizzle: Why Simone Honou is that you?

Simone: Yep in the fiery flesh and wings.

Simone and Ms. Frizzle hugged for the first time in a while.

Ms. Frizzle: It's so great to see you again.

Simone: Same here. I wanted to show my team the school I went to where I learned.

Me: Ms. Frizzle it's such an honor to meet you.

Ms. Frizzle: Same to you J.D. Knudson and it's an honor to meet you all.

Maria: Awesome to meet you too.

Nelanie: (Laos Accent) I heard so much about all your amazing field trips.

Lola Namiko: And they are so awesome.

Ms. Frizzle: They sure are.

Simone: I can't wait for you all to see one of them. What do you say we go on a field trip for old times sake?

Ms. Frizzle: You read my mind Simone.

We went onto the bus.

Simone: You ready guys?

Me: We sure are! This is gonna be so cool!

Eli: YEAH!

Simone: Ready for takeoff Ms. Frizzle!

Ms. Frizzle: You got it! "T" minus 5 and counting. 4, 3, 2, 1... BLAST-OFF!

(After the bus transforms into a spaceship, it blasts off into outer space.)

Me: YEEHAW!

Janet: What's happening?

All but Janet: A FIELD TRIP!

Me: COOL!

(Janet sees Earth from her window.)

Janet: Into Outer Space? Highly unusual.

Me: Wow!

(Soon, the rocket engines shut off.)

Ms. Frizzle: Welcome to outer space, class, the only planetarium open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week!

Simone: Wow! Just like old times!

Ms. Frizzle: It sure is. I missed having you with us Simone.

Simone: I missed you too Ms. Frizzle.

Ms. Frizzle: And how are all my astronauts doing?

(The students laugh as they float around weightlessly)

Me: This is cool!

Eli: Wow!

Lola Namiko: This is awesome!

Dorothy Ann: We're weightless!

Arnold: We're in trouble!

Janet: No, Arnold, we're in orbit around the Earth!

Ralphie: Get comfortable. You guys are gonna be here for a while.

Maria: That's fine. Maybe we'll find the next girl we have to rescue in space.

Me: We got all the time in the world.

(Ms. Frizzle pulls down a TV screen which shows a map of the solar system.)

Ms. Frizzle: Hmm. Let's see, now. We are just about... there. Wonderful! Let the tour begin!

Me: We're going on an other awesome tour of the Solar System!

Eli: Awesome!

Nene: I've never been on a tour like that.

Ms. Frizzle: We're coming up to the sun.

(Cut to the sun.)

The Sun was massive and bright.

Tim: Look how HUGE it is!

Me: It's over 860,000 miles in diameter.

Ms. Frizzle: Class, are you all wearing you special heavy duty sun block 8,000 sun goggles?

Me: I sure am.

Simone: Same with me.

Me: You must never look at the sun directly because its ultraviolet radiation will burn your eyes and blind you.

Phoebe: Wow.

Keesha: I wonder how many Earths would fit in the sun.

Ms. Frizzle: Over a million.

Me: 1,300,000 Earths to be precise.

Ms. Frizzle: Hold on to your goggles! YEE-HAH!

Maria: I can't believe Horsea's missing out on this!

Me: I know. This is AWESOME!

Ms. Frizzle: So, class, we've traveled from Earth, around the sun, and now we are on our way to-

Janet: Mercury, the closest planet to the sun.

Simone: This is gonna be awesome.

(The bus approaches Mercury.)

Students: WOW! We're landing!

Ms. Frizzle: Of Course!

Arnold: Told you, Janet.

(The bus lands vertically before its tires land on the planet's surface. The kids and all of us exit the bus.)

Phoebe: We hardly weigh anything compared to my old planet Earth.

Me: We sure do.

Keesha: I wonder if that means there's less gravity pulling on us here.

Ms. Frizzle: Exactly, Keesha. Good thinking.

Simone: Pretty amazing huh?

Me: You would be amazed at what happens in space.

Phoebe: You guys don't have helmets on!

Me: It's all right Phoebe. We have the power to live and breathe in space. It's one of the most amazing traits we have.

Simone: Yep. It sure is. We can also live in any kind of environment no matter how dangerous it is.

Me: It's true.

Dorothy Ann: That is amazing.

(The students laugh as they bounce across the planet.)

Carlos: Bet I can jump higher than YOU, Dorothy Ann.

Dorothy Ann: You're on!

They jumped.

Me: YEAH!

Cayenne: That is awesome!

Nelanie: Yeah it is!

(They both jump a tremendous height. Janet joins in and brags.)

Janet: I won first place in my class jumping contest. Here's my blue ribbon to prove it. Wait till I tell my class I won the jumping contest on Mercury, too!

Carlos: But you know what they're gonna say?

Janet: What?

Carlos & Dorothy Ann: Prove It!

BURN!

(Janet then starts to think. We see Janet still thinking.)

Janet: How on Earth-I mean, how am I gonna prove I was on Mercury?

(Meanwhile, the class examines the huge holes on the surface.)

Ralphie: Man! The aliens on Mercury sure make big footprints.

Me: Those aren't footprints Ralphie they are craters.

Keesha: Nothing can live on Mercury, Ralphie. It's too hot and dry during the day.

Dorothy: And, according to my research, way below freezing at night.

Me: Mercury has a surface temperature of 800˚Fahrenheit on the day side and at night the temperature can drop to -290˚Fahrenheit.

Ms. Frizzle: And day OR night, there's no air, which makes it extremely difficult... [inhales] to breathe.

Me: That is true.

Simone: It sure is.

Me: But the coolest part about Mercury is that because of it's rotational speed, you get to see the sun rise and set twice in one day.

Eli: That is so awesome.

Allie Wilde: Boy it sure.

Nene: That is really awesome.

Ralphie: Well, something had to make tracks this big.

Janet: Something DID, Ralphie. A meteorite. (Picks up a small meteor piece.) Meteorites are pieces of stone or iron that fall from space.

Me: And Mercury is the most heavily cratered planet in the Solar System. Over the course of Mercury's 4.6 billion year history, Mercury has been brutally pulverized by meteors all over with full force. That's because Mercury has no atmosphere to break up the meteors before they crash.

Ms. Frizzle: That's right. Come along, class.

(The class, except for Janet and Arnold and us, follow the Friz.)

Carlos: If the ones that hit the planet are called meteorites, what do you call the ones that miss?

Wanda: What?

Carlos: MeteorWRONGS!

We heard his joke.

[students laughing]

Me: (LAUGHS) That was a good one!

Simone: Man I missed Carlos' jokes. That was a good one.

(Janet jumps into the crater with a shovel and starts to dig for meteors.)

Me: Whoa.

Janet: Wow!

(Arnold dodges the meteors coming out of the crater.)

Me: Whoa look out!

Arnold: Janet, what are you doing? Hey! WATCH IT!

Janet: EUREKA! My very own meteorite! When I show this to my class, it will prove I was on Mercury.

Arnold: Ohh, Janet.

Maria: Janet, you sure you should be gathering proof?

Janet: I am sure. I want to show my class where I've been.

Me: Well okay. But we better label what you got for identification.

Janet: Good idea.

(Cut to the bus leaving Mercury and heading for the next planet.)

Ms. Frizzle: RIDE 'EM COWBUS! WA-HOO!

Simone: YEEHAW!

Ms. Frizzle: We are now approaching-

Janet: Venus, the second planet from the sun.

Me: Ooh! This is gonna be awesome!

Janet: I CAN'T WAIT! I CAN'T WAIT! I CAN'T WAIT!

Maria: Just make sure to keep your helmet on. You haven't developed powers like us so you can't breathe in space yet.

Me: That's right. Keep those helmets on when on any of the planets.

We were flying through the clouds of Venus as we were landing.

Wanda: Cool! Venus has clouds, just like Earth.

Me: It sure does.

Dorothy Ann: Wow! What a view!

Arnold: Uh, I think I'll go...sit down now.

(The bus lands on Venus' surface.)

Ms. Frizzle: Come along, class.

Me: Here we are.

Carlos: Hey! UNH! I feel like I weigh the same here as I do on Earth.

Janet: That's because Venus is about the same size as Earth AND has about the same gravity. Come on, Arnold.

(She takes Arnold by the hand.)

Me: Pretty cool place huh?

Carlos: Check out those weird clouds.

The clouds of Venus were yellow and scary.

Wanda: Oh, good! A little rain will cool the place down!

Ms. Frizzle: Except that's not rain water in those clouds, Wanda. It's sulfuric acid.

Ralphie: Sulfuric acid?

Ms. Frizzle: Mm-hmm. It's a deadly poison. Oh, we're perfectly safe as long as we keep our spacesuits on.

Me: Yep. Venus also has a surface temperature of 900˚Fahrenheit. The reason for that is because the thick clouds trap the Sun's radiation and prevents it from escaping which causes the surface to get scorching hot.

The students gulp.

Maria: I know. Scary huh?

Me: Also Venus has an atmosphere that is composed of 98% Carbon Dioxide and that's why it has a very dense atmosphere.

Eli: Yep.

[Meanwhile, Janet and Arnold are loading the bus with Venusian rocks.]

Arnold: I like rocks, but this is ridiculous. Unh! Do you have to have ALL of these?

Janet: Absolutely. If this doesn't prove I was on Venus, nothing will.

(Cut to the bus passing Earth.)

Ms. Frizzle: We're now passing through the orbit of the third planet, which is Earth.

Me: Earth is so amazing.

Phoebe: Look. It's so beautiful. And there's air we can breathe.

Keesha: And it's not too hot or not to cold.

Me: Yep. See that ginormous tree right there on Michigan?

Everyone saw our estate tree.

Eli: That's our home right there.

Wanda: Wow! That is cool.

Simone: It sure is.

(The map shows the bus is approaching Mars.)

Janet: And coming up is Mars... the fourth planet, right, Ms. Frizzle?

Ms. Frizzle: Very good, Janet. Ooh, you certainly do know your planets.

Janet: I got straight As on all my reports.

All: We know! We know! Enough already!

Me: You guys are gonna be in for a shock when you see what happened to Mars.

Maria: J'onn's home was originally Mars.

Me: Yep but that is not I was gonna talk about.

Arnold: Is that Mars?

We saw Mars now fully Terraformed.

Me: Yep that's it.

Janet: That's Mars!? But it looks so much like Earth now.

Simone: But it was a red planet before.

Me: Yeah that was our first reaction as well when we saw it like this. Mars is now fully terraformed.

Phoebe: Terraformed?

Me: That means it was made like Earth and that kind of technology is not gonna be introduced for 150 to 500 years.

Qin: It's true guys. When we were here the first time for a race it was a red planet. Now it's like Earth.

We landed and we saw Mars.

Arnold: Whoa! Is this Mars?

Me: Yep.

Carlos: But it looks so much like Earth now.

Keesha: Wow!

Maria: Isn't Mars amazing?

Wanda: Wow it sure is.

Nelanee: This is amazing! I didn't know Mars became like this.

Me: Believe me I was shocked myself when we all saw it. I saw this only in documentaries but I didn't think it would happen for real.

Maria: It's true. We all were shocked ourselves to see Mars like this. It's so awesome.

Ralphie: But how did Mars become like Earth?

Me: We don't have any idea ourselves Ralphie. One day we were racing on Mars and going for a huge amount of money and then later on about a year later Mars became like Earth.

Cayenne: Very strange.

Maria: Now, where is the next girl we have to rescue?

Me: So far we haven't found her yet.

(Cut to the bus as it flies into a sea of asteroids.)

Janet: Mars ice and dust. Enough to prove we were on Mars. No need to thank me.

Arnold: I don't think there's much chance of that, Janet.

Me: Are you sure we need all that stuff Janet?

Eli: Yeah.

Ralphie: Look! A flying potato!

All: Huh?

Janet: That's no potato. It's an asteroid, Ralphie. A hunk of space rock smaller than a moon, but bigger than a meteorite.

Ms. Frizzle: It's part of the asteroid belt, a ring of asteroids which divides our Solar System into the inner and outer planets.

Me: They are the remnants of the planetary debris from 4.6 Billion years ago that failed to stick together to form a planet during the Solar System's formation.

Simone: It's true.

Eli: Wow! There's so many asteroids.

Me: You all should see how big the asteroid was that crashed into Dallas.

(Janet pulls a cord which makes the bus stop.)

Boys: WHOA!

Girls: WHOA!

Me: WHOA! That was big.

Dorothy Ann: What happened?

Janet: An asteroid! HA HA! I've got to have one! Please. It will only take me a second.

Me: You are crazy!

Arnold: WATCH OUT!

Me: INCOMING!

(An asteroid hits the bus' roof.)

CRASH!

Ralphie: What was that?

Phoebe: What happened?

Dorothy Ann: What's going on?

Me: Looks like an asteroid hit us.

Ms. Frizzle: Don't worry, class. Just an unexpected orbital interruption. Let's just see where we are, shall we?

Phoebe: [gasps] The map! It's gone!

[The students gasp as the map malfunctions and turns off.]

Me: OH NO!

Ralphie: We're lost in space!

Students: WE'RE LOST IN SPACE!

Maria: Don't panic. We've been in tight spots before!

Me: That's right! We have been through stuff like this many times before. We just have to go outside and fix the map.

Simone: Right.

Ms. Frizzle: J.D. Janet, Simone, you come with me.

We went outside to make repairs.

Ms. Frizzle: As I always say, there's nothing a good space mechanic can't fix. Wrench.

Janet: Wrench.

(As the tools float out of the toolbox, Janet spots an asteroid.)

Simone: Wow! Just like the first time we were here.

Ms. Frizzle: Pliers.

Janet: (gasp) An asteroid. I mean, pliers.

Ms. Frizzle: Screwdriver.

Me: (hands her the screwdriver) Screwdriver.

(Janet tries to catch the asteroid with a lasso.)

Janet: An asteroid. Perfect proof!

Tim: Ms. Frizzle, we've got half of the map now.

Me: We're almost there.

Ms. Frizzle: Good. One more adjustment.

Simone: What is Janet doing?

(Janet pulls the asteroid back towards the bus. Ms. Frizzle and Liz watch as it heads toward them.

Me: Ms. Frizzle look out!

(Liz jumps onto Ms. Frizzle's jetpack and presses a button which turns on the jets, making her fly away from the bus.)

Ms. Frizzle: Oops!

Simone: WHOA!

Ralphie and Keesha: Ms. Frizzle? Ms. Frizzle!

Ms. Frizzle: Keep your claw on that button, Liz. Up, up, and away!

Me: Whoa there they go.

(We went back in the bus.)

Janet: Um, heh heh. Bad news.

Me: I take it you saw.

Phoebe: Janet, we're not only lost in space...

Ralphie: We're lost in space without a teacher!

Wanda: What are we going to do? What are we going to do? What are we going to do?

Me: Now guys lets not panic! We'll find her.

Ms. Frizzle: [on radio] Ms. Frizzle to class. Ms. Frizzle to class. Come in.

Me: We read you loud and clear Ms. Frizzle.

Ms. Frizzle: No reason to panic. I'd never leave you. I'm right here. I'll give you a hint. I'm headed for one of the outer planets.

(The students look at the half-finished map.)

Carlos: But that's the half of the map that we don't have.

Me: Yeah that part is still out.

Ms. Frizzle: Ha ha! Good. You can fill it in as you go along. You've got a navigator who knows the neighborhood.

Ralphie: We do?

Ms. Frizzle: Of course-Janet and J.D..

[Janet chuckles nervously.]

Me: Don't worry guys. I know the Solar System like the back of my hand. We'll find Ms. Frizzle. Arnold you restrain Janet to make sure she doesn't try anymore crazy stuff.

Arnold: Right!

I got into the driver seat and we were off. THE SEARCH FOR MS. FRIZZLE AND LIZ WAS ON!

[Cut to Jupiter as the bus approaches it.]

Keesha: I wonder if Ms. Frizzle's down there.

Tim: Wow! Which planet is that?

Janet: One of the gas giants.

Me: It's the biggest one.

Keesha: What is that red blotch?

Janet: It's a storm thousands of miles wide. And the only planet with a big red spot is Jupiter.

Dorothy Ann: Jupiter, the fifth planet.

Me: Jupiter is the biggest planet in the Solar System. 86,881 miles in diameter.

Maria: Yep and the Great Red Spot on Jupiter is over 21,000 miles wide and is as big as 3 Earths.

Eli: Wow!

Ms. Frizzle: Ms. Frizzle to bus. Ms. Frizzle to bus. Over.

Me: We read you Ms. Frizzle.

Ms. Frizzle: Jupiter is the largest planet. But don't worry, Carlos, because I'm not on it.

Me: You wouldn't be anyway because Jupiter doesn't have a solid surface and the gravitational pressure would destroy you in an instant.

Ms. Frizzle: That's right J.D.

Me: I hope we are getting red hot.

Ms. Frizzle: Did you say "red hot"? You're not even warm yet. The outer planet I'm on is very cold and dark. The colder you get, the warmer you'll be to finding me.

Me: Wow!

Ralphie: Oh, great. NOW it's a riddle. Off we go again.

(The bus approaches Saturn.)

Dorothy Ann: Hey, look! Another planet!

Phoebe: It's beautiful!

Keesha: But where are we?

Janet: It's got to be Saturn. There's no other gas giant with such beautiful rings.

Me: Yep that's Saturn. One of my favorites.

Dorothy Ann: Saturn, the sixth planet.

Me: And those rings are always beautiful.

Keesha: Well, it must be cold down there because Saturn is pretty far away from the sun.

Me: It is pretty far away. At over a billion miles away from the sun.

Tim: But Ms. Frizzle said cold and dark.

Ms. Frizzle: Ms. Frizzle to bus. Ms. Frizzle to bus. Over?

Simone: We read you.

Ms. Frizzle: Liz and I can't wait to show you all the stars we can see out here. Oh, it's so beautiful.

Ralphie: Come back! What about a hint?

Wanda: She just GAVE us a hint, Ralphie.

Ralphie: She did?

Me: Yeah she sure did.

Wanda: YEAH! She can see the stars, which means she can't be on Saturn. She could never see the stars through all those storms and clouds. (The bus leaves Saturn and heads off to the next planet, known as Uranus.) Planet Number 7 coming up.

Me: Wow!

Janet: That must be Uranus. You can tell by its tilted faint-gray rings and its blue-green gases.

Eli: Wow!

Me: The strange part about Uranus is that it's tilted. The reason for that is because we think a meteor crashed into it and it tilted the planet and moved it to a 95˚ Angle.

Carlos: Wow.

Janet: See, cuz? Uranus doesn't do a thing for me. So you can get off me, okay?

Arnold: Sorry, Janet. But I have to stay on top of the situation.

(The bus flies through Uranus.)

Tim: The Friz couldn't see the stars through those clouds, either.

Phoebe: No way she's on Uranus.

Me: She wouldn't be anyway. Uranus has an atmosphere that can flash-freeze you in a split second. With a temperature of -350˚Fahrenheit.

Carlos: That is cold!

Me: Lets go guys.

Wanda: To the next planet!

Janet: WAIT! I need proof!

(Janet tries to get Arnold out of her way.)

Arnold: AND WE NEED MS. FRIZZLE! STEP ON IT, J.D.! HEY, WATCH IT!

(The bus approaches the eighth planet, known as...)

Janet: Neptune! Please! We got to stop at Neptune! It's my favorite planet!

Dorothy Ann: The eighth planet-Neptune.

Me: Wow!

Tim: Looks like another planet surrounded by gases.

Phoebe: And it's blue.

Janet: Blue! My favorite color!

Dorothy Ann: Forget it, Janet. Ms. Frizzle couldn't see the stars from down there.

Me: Neptune is also known for having some of the fastest winds in the Solar System at over 1,500 miles per hour.

Keesha: Wow! That is fast.

Me: Yep. The Voyager 2 Satellite showed us how fast they were going when it showed us pictures of it back in 1989.

Eli: Wow.

(The bus leaves Neptune.)

Wanda: NOW where do we go?

Dorothy Ann: She's not on Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, or Neptune.

Janet: That means there's only one planet left.

Tim: Which one?

Janet: I'll tell you after Arnold gets off of me! (Janet finally manages to get Arnold out of her way.) Right. Listen carefully. Ms. Frizzle is on the farthest planet from the sun- Pluto.

Me: All the way out here?! Whoa!

Wanda: To Pluto!

Me: And it's amazing that we now know what Pluto looks like after all this time.

Simone: I know. The New Horizons Satellite really showed us an amazing view of Pluto.

(Fade to the surface of Pluto as the bus flies above it with its headlights on.)

Dorothy Ann: Pluto is cold and dark, all right.

Carlos: And clear! They've got to be here.

Me: And at 3.9 billion miles away from the sun.

(The bus lands on the surface. Soon, they find the Friz and Liz looking at the stars through a telescope.)

Ralphie: Look!

Phoebe: There they are!

Maria: There they are! I just hope the people we're rescuing are there too!

(After the bus stops, the kids get out.)

All: YAY!

Ms. Frizzle: Good work, class! We knew you'd find us, right, Liz?

Simone: This was so fun! Just like old times.

Keesha: Sure can see the stars from here. I wonder where the sun is.

Ms. Frizzle: See that tiny star?

Keesha: Uh-huh.

Ms. Frizzle: Well that's it.

We saw the sun from far away.

Wanda: That's the sun?

Ms. Frizzle: Mm-hmm.

Tim: No wonder Pluto's so cold and dark. Look how far away the sun is.

Me: 3.9 Billion miles away. It sure is amazing from this far away.

Maria: So, who's with you?

?: That would be us.

We saw Sonata the Melodius Diva and she had a Deoyx and a Sheegoth!

Me: Whoa! Sonata the Melodius Diva.

Eli: And a Deoxys and a Sheegoth.

Deoxys: That's right. I'm Tori Nikolaius.

Sheegoth: And I'm Kita Flores.

Me: Whoa! A Deoxys Gene-Slammer and a Sheegoth Gene-Slammer.

Phoebe: Wow!

Simone: That's amazing.

Me: Lets get you guys back on the bus and get you changed back where no one can see you.

?: You are not going anywhere!

We saw EVIL BLACKFIRE!

Me: The evil that was inside Blackfire!

Cayenne: I've had it with this monster.

Simone: This is my favorite part of our rescues guys. Watch.

Suddenly, Cayenne's purple eyes turned neon purple, and she was surrounded by a red hot red energy aura with hot peppers and red fire surrounding her and the heat coming off of her was intense, and as she approached Evil Blackfire, she left red hot red energy, hot peppers, and red fire with every step. Then, Cayenne was surrounded by a massive vortex of red hot red energy with hot peppers and red fire surrounding it, there was a unicorn running around the vortex, and inside the vortex is a light purple phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Cayenne emerged, but she was changed forever.

(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)

Cayenne grew to 6'0" in height, she had the body of a goddess, her dark purple hair then grew and reached the bottom of her neck, she has neon purple eyes and a red hot red energy aura with chili peppers and red fire surrounding her, she has a unicorn with four chili peppers on top of its horn emblazoned on her forehead, she has on unicorn earrings with the Fire Kanji in its hooves and a necklace with a unicorn holding the Fire Kanji in its hooves for the necklace, she has on a sleeveless black blouse with a neon red phoenix, a purple skirt with chili peppers on it, dark purple high heels with chili peppers on them, she has large light purple angel wings with neon red tips on the large light purple feathers, and a sleeveless dark purple trenchcoat with red flames on the coattails and chili peppers, and on the back is a unicorn and chili peppers. Cayenne has her massive Sword of The Knights of The Friendship Table out, and she has on her new Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with red gems on her wrists, Belt of Elemental Bravery with large red gem for the belt buckle on her waist, and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her right hip. There's a red kanji below the unicorn and chili peppers that said, "Cayenne, Citizen of Canterlot and Hot Sauce and Spice Maker of Equestria, Lover of Nuclear Hot Peppers and Spicy and Creole Food, Master of Nuclear Red Hot Fire and Chili Peppers, and Spicy Member of The Knights of The Friendship Table."

カイエン、カンタロットとホットソースの市民とエクエストリアのスパイスメーカー、核のホットペッパーとスパイシーでクレオールの食べ物の恋人、核の赤唐辛子とチリペッパーのマスター、そして友情のテーブルの騎士団のスパイシーなメンバー

Cayenne has transformed into SUPER ANGEL 750,000,000,000 SPICY UNICORN CAJUN ANGEL OF NUCLEAR HOT AND SPICY JUSTICE!

We were amazed by Cayenne's Super Angel 750,000,000,000 transformation, but when Evil Blackfire saw it, she fell into an insane rage.

We were all amazed!

Eli: Wow! Cayenne transformed!

Me: Awesome!

Carlos: Wow! Cayenne is beautiful now!

Simone: No kidding. Wow! Cayenne how do you feel?

Cayenne: (Divine Echoing Voice of Fire and Nuclear Spice) I feel amazing Simone. This power is gonna be awesome.

Cayenne went at Evil Blackfire and pulverized her mercilessly.

Maria: You know what? We don't have time for this. (walks up to Dark Blackfire and snaps her neck)

CRUNCH!

She was dead and Super Hakaied.

Me: We would have just put her in the Pluto Prison.

Maria: Oops.

Me: Lets go. Sorry you guys had to see that.

Phoebe: It's all right.

Eli: Lets head home.

Simone: This was so fun.

We got on the buss and went back to Earth.

I put on my blind man glasses and the boys covered their eyes and I snapped my fingers and Natalia, Tori, and Kita were reverting back.

Natalia: (regains her skin color) Haven't been a Darkrai for that long since I first got Gene Slammed.

Tori: Boy that is something.

Kita: (Loses her crystals on her back) Yeah it sure was eh.

They were back to normal and were naked and then Maria gave them new clothes and they put them on.

Sonata: Wow that was amazing. But Janet sure got a lot of stuff from the planets.

Me: She sure did and even brought an asteroid as big as a car back too.

Eli: That was nuts.

Simone: It sure was. But it was just like old times.

Miranda: You went on an amazing field trip Simone.

Me: And it was such an honor to go with you all. It was so much fun!

Tim: Glad you had fun.

Tori: (holds head in pain) Phoebe, can I give you some advice before we transform back?

Phoebe: What is it?

Kita: (holds head in pain) You should stick with this class. They're like your family.

Simone: Don't worry guys. We got this. Tori, Kita, reign in the power with the strength of your will. We did it and so can you two. Concentrate.

Tori and Kita concentrated and then they had auras of rainbow energy and ice flare up and they were fully engrafted with the power.

Tori: Wow! That was amazing!

Kita: It sure was eh.

Carlos: That was cool!

Eli: Yeah it happened to many of us.

Me: It sure did. But Ms. Frizzle this was so awesome to go on a field trip with all of you. Simone has had a lot of amazing times with all of you.

Ms. Frizzle: It sure was amazing to have you all with us.

Dorothy Ann: It sure was amazing.

Me: I am honored.

Simone: Just like old times.

We went back to the Estate and we told everyone everything and they were all amazed.


After Super Hakaing the evil version of Blackfire, Lincoln, Me, Nico, Eli, Nicole, Lily Loud, Donkey Kong and his family, and Wonder Woman were heading to Donkey Kong Island, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the eleven girls there, but we're going to face Boss Dumb Drum and take him down for good.

Lincoln: Ah, we're back on Donkey Kong Island, and I think I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the eleven girls there, but we're going to face Boss Dumb Drum and take him down for good.

Me: That's right, big guy.

Donkey Kong: Boss Dumb Drum has caused us a lot of trouble, along with King K. Rool, but now we're finally going to deal with him for good.

Lily Loud: Nicole and I played Donkey Kong Country, and this guy is not to be taken lightly.

Nico: That's right. But, this is going to be good to deal with another of Donkey Kong's enemies.

?: HELP!

Suddenly, Lincoln heard the sound of eleven girls calling out for help. With his deep sapphire blue cyborg eyes and superhuman sight, along with sensing energy signals, he saw and heard where the call for help was coming from. He saw the eleven girls, but they've been cornered by Boss Dumb Drum, and he's going to kill them.

Lincoln: Guys, I found the eleven girls, but they've been cornered by Boss Dumb Drum, and he's going to kill them. Come on, let's go.

We rushed on over, and Lincoln fired a blast of rainbow energy, and that caused Boss Dumb Drum to back off.

Boss Dumb Drum: So, the famous Team Loud Phoenix Storm has arrived.

Lincoln: That's right, you walking oil drum, and we're here to take you down once and for all.

Nicole: That's right, Dumb Drum. Prepare yourself, you're about to face the combined might of Team Loud Phoenix Storm and the Kong Family.

We unholstered our massive swords from our backs, and we attacked Boss Dumb Drum with powerful blasts of neon colored and rainbow energy, plants, and fruits, and with one powerful slash from a one handed swing from Lincoln's massive Sword of Taranis, Lincoln cuts down Boss Dumb Drum, and he'd exploded in a purple vortex, and he was Super Hakaied for good. We cheered wildly as we holstered our massive swords on our backs.

Then, Lincoln and Nicole went up to the eleven girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them. The eleven girls were Ichika Takatsuki, Remon Yamano, Mio Kitahara, Kanna Tanigawa, Kaori Kinoshita, and Chiharu Arisawa from Waiting in The Summer, Koishi Herikawa, Miina Miyafuji, Ichigo Morino, Kaede Misumi, and Tsubaki Oribe from Please Teacher!

Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Ichika Takatsuki, Remon Yamano, Mio Kitahara, Kanna Tanigawa, Kaori Kinoshita, Chiharu Arisawa, Koishi Herikawa, Miina Miyafuji, Ichigo Morino, Kaede Misumi, and Tsubaki Oribe.

Nicole: From Waiting in The Summer and Please Teacher!, awesome.

Lincoln: Are you girls okay?

Ichika Takatsuki: Yeah, we're okay, thanks to you.

Then, when Ichika Takatsuki and the ten other girls saw who it was that saved them from Boss Dumb Drum, their faces turn atomic red upon seeing the 16-year-old 7'0" tall, handsome, white-haired, bare-chested hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead, a golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive and wide right pec and it was surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, a Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem, and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids on top, a deep sapphire blue kanji on his wider muscular back that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Lightning Storms, The Weather, and the Thirteen Elemental Forces, Man With A Plan, Golden-Hearted Brother of 16 Siblings, and Golden-Hearted Lover, Father, Son, and Husband", and he had deep sapphire blue eyes.

He had his massive Sword of Taranis holstered on his wider and muscular back, his orange Crystal Saber holstered on his left hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, the Pisces constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck, large weighted orange bands on his massive biceps and thighs, his large Cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive and indestructible deep blue angel wings surging with powerful super lightning and the stars and blue nebulae reflecting on them, and he was dressed in an orange version of He Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with hanging silver lightning bolts held up by his Belt of Elemental Bravery with large orange gem for the belt buckle on his waist, a pair of large blue pants with gold lightning bolts on the thighs, and large white leather combat boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and armor on the toe area, silver Thunder Kanji earrings, a large silver Thunder Kanji necklace on his neck and across his permanently bare chest, large fingerless black gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it, a large Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring on his left ring finger, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger, and he had eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs.

Ichika Takatsuki: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.

Then, Lincoln made ten clones of himself, and he and the ten clones of himself went up to the girls, and they picked them up and hugged them in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and kissed them on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrap their arms around the necks of Lincoln and his clones, as we cheered over the scene.

Ichika Takatsuki: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.

We returned home to the Estate, and we got rid of another enemy of Donkey Kong, but there was bound to be more of them coming along the way.


After getting rid of Boss Dumb Drum on Donkey Kong Island for good, we were training intensely in the gym doing 100,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 9,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds. Then, we got a shower afterwards.

After that, Lincoln, Natsumi Hinata, Angol Mois, Koyuki Azumaya, Aiyase Kaede, Dasonu Marie, Jessica Harpie, Rie Imogo, Melody Honey, Kiko Katoyama, Rana, Princess Kaguya, Poyan, Poyon, and Magical Girl Monaka were heading out to meet Natsumi Hinata's family including her brother Fuyuki Hinata, his two girlfriends Momoka Nishizawa and Alisa Southerncross, her mother Aki Hinata, and The Keroro Platoon: Keroro, Tamama, Giroro, Kururu, Dororo and Shin Keroro. We were also coming along as well.

Plus, we found out that when Lincoln rescued Natsumi Hinata the other day, and when he rescued Angol Mois, Koyuki Azumaya, Aiyase Kaede, Dasonu Marie, Jessica Harpie, Rie Imogo, Melody Honey, Kiko Katoyama, Rana, Princess Kaguya, Poyan, Poyon, and Magical Girl Monaka from Mr. Hitcher, Cheesly, Alpine, Fancypants, and Phillip, their world has merged with ours.

Lincoln: This is going to be so awesome meeting your family and the Keroro Platoon, Natsumi.

Natsumi Hinata: You're going to love meeting them, Linky. Plus, it was so nice of you to invite the rest of the team as well.

Lincoln: That's right, Natsumi. You see, whenever I rescue a potential future wife for my harem, their world merges with ours, and we head out to meet our future in-laws.

Me: That's right, big guy.

Angol Mois: It'll be good to see Fuyuki and Aki again, along with the Keroro Platoon.

Lincoln, the girls, and the rest of us headed for the household of the Hinata family and the Keroro Platoon, which is in Japan. When we arrived at their home, it was a beautiful home.

Natsumi Hinata: Ah, here we are.

Lincoln: Alright, here goes.

Lincoln knocks on the door, and when the door opens, we were greeted by Natsumi's mother, Aki Hinata, her younger brother, Fuyuki Hinata, his two girlfriends, Momoka Nishizawa and Alisa Southerncross, and The Keroro Platoon: Keroro, Tamama, Giroro, Kururu, Dororo and Shin Keroro.

Lincoln: Hello, is this the Hinata residence?

Aki Hinata: Yes, this is. (Suddenly recognized the 16-year-old, 7'0" tall, handsome, and extremely muscular teen) Wait a second, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Fuyuki Hinata: Wait, if Lincoln's here, then, that means the rest of Team Loud Phoenix Storm is also here, as well.

Lincoln: (Smiles) Yes, I am, Mrs. Hinata, and you're right, Fuyuki, I also brought the rest of the team here. Plus, I think you might recognize a couple of people.

Lincoln stood to the side, and as soon as they saw Natsumi Hinata, Angol Mois, Koyuki Azumaya, Aiyase Kaede, Dasonu Marie, Jessica Harpie, Rie Imogo, Melody Honey, Kiko Katoyama, Rana, Princess Kaguya, Poyan, Poyon, and Magical Girl Monaka, their eyes went wide in surprise.

Aki Hinata: Natsumi, is that you?

Natsumi Hinata: That's right, it's me, Mom and Fuyuki.

Aki and Fuyuki came and hugged Natsumi. We came into the house, and we were also introduced to the Keroro Platoon, and that got Lana excited, since they're a race of semi-anthropomorphic frogs. In the living room, Natsumi Hinata told Aki, Fuyuki, Momoka Nishizawa and Alisa Southerncross that she, Angol Mois, Koyuki Azumaya, Aiyase Kaede, Dasonu Marie, Jessica Harpie, Rie Imogo, Melody Honey, Kiko Katoyama, Rana, Princess Kaguya, Poyan, Poyon, and Magical Girl Monaka were rescued by Lincoln, and they're now his future wives, and that caused them to cheer for them.

Fuyuki Hinata: I'm so proud of you, Natsumi. And we already know that Lincoln will always take good care of you and the others.

Lincoln: That's right. So, I heard that Keroro helps out with the household chores, right?

Aki Hinata: That's right, Lincoln. But, there's also the problem of trying to clean up underneath the couch.

Keroro: That's always been the biggest major headache in the history of household chores.

Lincoln: Don't worry, I got this.

Lincoln got up, and he easily picked up the couch with his superhuman strength, especially with some of us on it, and that amazed the Hinata Family and the Keroro Platoon.

Fuyuki Hinata: Whoa!

Aki Hinata: Those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles are definitely not just for show. Thanks, Lincoln.

Lincoln: No problem.

Aki Hinata proceeded to clean underneath the couch, and when she was done, Lincoln gently put the couch down.

Aki Hinata: Oh, and if it's not too much to ask, but...

Lincoln: Let me guess, you're planning on moving to Gotham Royal York, so you can be close to your daughter and her friends, right?

This surprised the entire Hinata family and the Keroro Platoon.

Aki Hinata: Uh, yes, how did you know about that?

Lincoln: Whenever we meet friends or family members of my future wives, they wind up coming with us to Gotham Royal York, and don't worry, I made some clones and they've already packed your stuff.

They saw that their stuff was already packed.

Fuyuki Hinata: Wow, you were definitely one step ahead. Alright, Lincoln, we're ready.

Lincoln: (Smiles) Now, that's what I like to hear.

We returned home to Gotham Royal York, and we got Natsumi's family settled into the Estate, and they and the Keroro Platoon are now new members of the team.


Later we were back at the estate and Missy, Erica and Ellie were in front of the TV.

Huntress: What you girls are about to see might make you angry.

Missy: What is it Helen?

Me: It's not pretty.

We showed adventures where we faced the TTG Titans and how we called them an absolute disgrace to all superheroes everywhere and more. When it was done their jaws dropped onto the floor.

Nico: Well girls what do you think of that?

Missy: What... THE FUCK DID WE JUST WATCH?!

SpongeBob: You just watched what happens when you mix South Park with the Teen Titans!

Me: That's… a good way to describe it SpongeBob.

Lily: It sure is.

Nico: Nice comparison.

Me: Yep. TTG Slade here knows these Titans from experience.

TTG Slade: Had I known that my Titans really were morons, I probably wouldn't have gone easy on them when I fought them!

Octopunch: Well, if what you put them through was you going easy, I'd probably want to see what's you going hard on them.

Me: I feel the same way. What the TTG Titans have done in your universe that you came from makes them absolute laughingstocks.

TTG Slade: I agree.

Tara: Hard to imagine that I was also that evil in that universe too.

Blackfire: Same with me. I was worse than what I was before in that universe.

Kid Flash: And I was making TTG Robin look like a fool even though he deserved it.

Beast Boy: And I don't think I can even talk in any of my animal forms.

Cyborg: And I don't say booyah all the time.

Raven: But that version of my father is really funny too.

Seaspray: (to the Titans) Why don't you guys tell us how these morons made you look like fools? Silkie can explain too.

Robin: Well my counterpart was an absolute control freak that didn't let his team have any fun at all and only went by the rules.

Starfire: My counterpart always said "The" all the time after every word mostly.

Beast Boy: I was a stupid dummie that slacked off.

Cyborg: I liked music.

Me: That I can accept because your counterpart likes The Night Begins To Shine. I love that song and because it also reminds me of the 2017 Total Solar Eclipse.

Cyborg: True and that I accept myself. But I don't always say Booyah all the time and I'm not a slacker.

Starfire: I forgot to mention that I do love Robin but Robin in the TTG universe is forcing himself on me.

Raven: And I am not that big of a downer. Even though I look like it I still have feelings.

Tara: And I am not an evil monster like my TTG self.

Me: Yeah it was a comical version of the Teen Titans.

Disk Wars Deadpool: Now that we've officially talked about the hopefully to be cancelled by Cartoon Network Titans, I think it's Nico's turn to lead today.

Nico: Yes Wade it is my turn to lead today and we are timing it perfectly because today is not only the day before Thanksgiving but it's also Sandy's Birthday.

Lily: Oh wow!

SpongeBob: That's right and it's gonna be awesome to celebrate her birthday!

Nico: It sure is.

Stonedozer, Whirlin, Iceage, Magma, Ice Demon, Manta Bayarsh, Black Knight Ghost, Xigbar, Pyros, and Gramma Stuffum Then appeared.

Whirlin: Can me, Stonedozer, Iceage, Magma, Ice Demon, Manta Bayarsh, Black Knight Ghost, Xigbar, Pyros, and Gramma Stuffum go with you guys too?

Nico: You all sure can. This is gonna be awesome.

Iceage: (pats Missy on the back) You saw the TTG Titans, didn't you?

Missy: I sure did and I am infuriated with them.

Me: Believe me Missy. We all are.

Tara: Yeah they make me mad myself.

Nico: No kidding. Lets get moving everyone!

We were off to Bikini Bottom.


We arrived and we were in Jellyfish Fields and we were celebrating Sandy's Birthday.

Everyone: Squirrelly birthday, dear Sandy, squirrelly birthday to you [cheering] Hooray!

Mascots: HAPPY BIRTHDAY SANDY!

Squidward: Happy Birthday, Sandy!

Sandy: Y'all are the best aquatic critter friends and friends a lone star from out of town could ever have.

Me: Aw anytime Sandy.

Nico: We wouldn't miss your birthday for anything.

Patrick: Cake time! [pounds on the table]

Sandy: Wah!

[Sandy's birthday cake flies into Patrick's mouth. Patrick swallows the cake whole and licks the icing off his face.]

Me: Remind me to ask how he did that.

Nico: Noted.

Eli: But that was cool.

SpongeBob: [gives Sandy another cake] Don't worry. I always carry a spare.

[Patrick goes to pound the table again.]

Sandy: Oh, no you don't! [lifts the cake in the air] Hoo-hah! Karate slice! Hi-yah! [karate chops the cake into pieces for her friends]

SpongeBob: Enjoy the cake, everybody. I made it special just for Sandy. [eats the cake] Mm.

Me: (Eats the cake) Mmm! Delicious!

Squidward: I'm allergic to nuts. Are there any nuts in that?

SpongeBob: Nope, no nuts.

Squidward: Oh, okay. [eats the cake]

SpongeBob: Oh, unless you count "wall nuts."

Squidward: What? [his face swells up]

SpongeBob: I'm pretty sure walnuts are a fruit though, huh?

Nico: No they are a nut.

Laney: I got this Squidward.

Laney gave him an allergy shot for Walnut Allergies and he was back to normal.

Squidward: Thanks Laney.

[Pearl, Mr. Krabs and Mrs. Puff eat their slices of the cake. Mr. Krabs goes to give Mrs. Puff a piece of his cake.]

Mrs. Puff: Mmm!

Me: Awesome cake though.

Eli: It sure is.

Varie: Delicious. Even though I'm not a big fan on nuts.

[All of a sudden, the ground shakes.]

Mrs. Puff: Whoa—oh—oh—oh—oh! [Mr. Krabs accidentally pokes Mrs. Puff in the eye with his fork]

Me: Whoops!

[Larry does some weight-lifting while eating some cake.]

Larry: [feels the ground shaking] Huh? Whoa! [falls over]

Me: Whoa! What is going on?

Sandy: [feels the ground shaking] Whoa! [falls over and gets up] Tex Ritter! You don't see that everyday. [she runs over to a volcano, but as she gets closer, a spooky, green-glowing moon comes out from the top] Huh?

Me: Whoa what is that!?

Eli: Is that an Underwater Moon?

Nokama: Wow! I've never seen one like that.

Everyone: Ooh! Pretty!

Larry: Last time I saw a moon that big, it was in a locker room. [chuckles]

SpongeBob: Since when is the moon so green?

Patrick: [chuckles and munches on some cake] Everyone knows the moon is made of cheese, SpongeBob. [swallows some cake] It's just been up there so long, it's getting moldy. [his pupils turn green] Oh, but I'd still eat it. [eats some more cake]

Varie: I've got a really bad feeling about this.

Manta Bayarsh: Squilliam, stay close to us!

Squilliam: (shrugs) Okay. Why?

Me: Something is very strange about that moon.

Sandy: That ain't the moon, guys. The real moon comes out at night, remember? Something's fishy going on here.

Nico: Yeah whatever that moon is, it's emitting a weird energy.

Dad: [laughs as he plays ball with his family] Attagirl, S***!

Daughter: I got it, Dad!

Billy: Look out, Mom!

Mable-Monica: Hey, kids, check out that cool, glowing rock in the sky.

[The green moon flies over the family. However, something unexpected happened. When the green moon's light touches them, their bodies glow green and one by one, they transform into realistic fish. Then they eat the ball.]

Sandy: You don't see that everyday. Did you see that, SpongeBob?

SpongeBob: Yeah I sure did!

Me: WHOA! That moon's light turned those people into realistic fish!

Nico: How weird is that!?

Leozack: Everyone, stay away from that moon!

Me: It turns sea creatures into realistic fish!

[All of Sandy's friends are completely brainwashed by the green moon's light. The green moon flies over Frankie Billy, who is flying a kite.]

Frankie Billy: Huh?

[The green moon transforms Frankie Billy into a realistic trout. Then he eats his kite. Sandy gasps and rubs her eyes in shock.]

SpongeBob and Patrick: [both chanting] Green cheese! Green cheese! Green cheese!

Me: Patrick, SpongeBob, the moon being made of cheese is just a myth.

[The green moon flies over SpongeBob and Patrick and they both transform into realistic sea creatures. SpongeBob is transformed into a realistic sea sponge while Patrick is transformed into a realistic starfish.]

Nico: WHOA!

Laney: Wow! That is amazing!

Sandy: SpongeBob? Patrick? [SpongeBob and Patrick crawl around, eating little bugs in the grass; Sandy gasps and runs towards her friends] Everyone listen to me! Get away from the light! The light is bad! Run for the shade!

[But it was too late. Sandy's friends completely immobilized by the green moon and they won't move an inch.]

Mrs. Puff: So romantic. [shoves Mr. Krabs in the shoulder]

Mr. Krabs: Oh-ho!

Mrs. Puff: Eugene-ikins, give me some sugar.

Mr. Krabs: I'm always a sucker for a good smooch.

[But before they kiss, the green moon flies over them and it transforms them into realistic sea creatures. Mr. Krabs is transformed into a realistic crab while Mrs. Puff is transformed into a realistic puffer fish. Mr. Krabs pinches Mrs. Puff in the lips with his claw. Mrs. Puff puffs up and sends Mr. Krabs flying to a coral reef. Mr. Krabs crawls underneath the coral reef to hide.]

Pearl: [talking to one of her friends on the phone] Yeah, walk outside and check out this awesome moon. [takes a picture with her phone]

[The green moon flies over Pearl and it transforms her into a realistic sperm whale.]

Phone: Hello? Hello, Pearl?

[Pearl swallows her phone. Larry is looking at the green moon while doing some weight-lifting. The green moon flies over Larry and it transforms him into a realistic lobster. It looks as though if Sandy is the only sole survivor of the green moon's effect. The green moon slowly turns its light towards Sandy.]

Sandy: No! Not me! [screams as the light passes over her, but to her surprise, the green moon doesn't seem to effect her at all] Huh? I guess it only effects sea creatures, but I still don't get why that green moon is turning everyone into wild swimming fish?

Nico: Nightingale!

Nightingale: Right!

She formed a dome of darkness and we we were hiding under it and Squidward, Squilliam and Plankton were with us.

Me: That is one strange moon.

Plankton: Good thing I was late coming here!

Black Knight Ghost: Why were you late?

Plankton: I was hiding under a rock.

Lana: But what is that moon?

Fluttershy: It sure turned SpongeBob and friends into amazing creatures.

Varie: Lets see here.

Varie pulled out a book on Nautical Legends and Myths and she came across one very unusual legend.

Varie: Here it is! Neptune's Moon.

Nico: Neptune's Moon? That's unusual.

Varie read it to us.


Every 100 years, Neptune's moon appears out of a volcano. Any sea creatures who are under the presence of the moon will transform into real sea creatures for 2 hours. After that, the moon goes into another volcano and stays there for another 100 years. Once the moon goes into another volcano, the sea creatures revert to their normal forms, but unfortunately for them, the effects of the moon also caused their clothing to dissolve into nothingness and when they revert, they end up being naked.


When she was done we were shocked!

Me: Whoa! So this kind of moon comes around once every 100 years.

Luna: And it turns fish into their primal realistic forms for 2 hours? That is weird dudes.

Kerchak: We can't leave them out here. They'll be vulnerable to the villains still out there besides the Twisted Princesses.

Edward: Like my brothers!

Balto: And Steele!

Nico: We can take them to the Tree Dome.

Sandy: Good idea. Lets round em up!

We went out of the dome and saw them wandering.

Whirlin: Great! They're starting to wander around!

Sandy: Lets go!

We got to rounding them up and Sandy used a net to grab SpongeBob, Larry, Patrick, Mr. Krabs and Mrs. Puff and we then teleported and went into the tree dome.

Me: Okay we'll be safe here.

Nico: Yep. Thank goodness Neptune's Moon didn't get Squidward and Squilliam. Giant Octopuses have the ability to pierce through solid bedrock with their beaks.

Squidward: Wow! That is powerful.

Eli: It sure is.

Plankton: God, the old me would've taken this opportunity to kill Spongebob and the others. But today, I get to be the hero.

Mokuba: Don't forget us.

Me: But I think SpongeBob and friends look really cool this way. It's like being part of a nature documentary.

Fluttershy: It sure does feel like it.

Nico: Lets get some narration for this.

Sandy called the French Narrator.

Frenchy: [about Larry] (French Accent) Ah, the lobster. The cockroach of the sea. Skittering across the ocean floor, the lobster sheds its skin once a week...[Larry molts his shell and eats it] And then eats it.

Sandy: Now that's what I call recycling, huh, Frenchy?

Me: That's really cool.

Frenchy: [about Mr. Krabs, who is eating garbage] Ah, notice the scavenger crab eating garbage [about Mrs. Puff] unaware he is being stalked by his natural predator, the puffer fish.

[Mrs. Puff stalks Mr. Krabs and eats him.]

Sandy: Oh, no, you don't.

[Mr. Krabs pinches Mrs. Puff's mouth with his claw.]

Mrs. Puff: Ow! [she and Mr. Krabs fight, but they are scooped out by Sandy]

Sandy: I knew I was gonna have to separate you two. [pulls Mr. Krabs out of Mrs. Puff's mouth] You're welcome, Mr. Krabs. [giggles, but gets pinched by Mr. Krabs again] Ow! [Mr. Krabs pinches her really hard] Yeowch! [throws Mr. Krabs and Mrs. Puff back in the aquarium; Mrs. Puff stalks Mr. Krabs again]

Me: That's right. In real life, Pufferfish and Crabs are natural enemies.

Nico: But Mr. Krabs and Mrs. Puff are exceptions.

Eli: That is cool.

Frenchy: [about Patrick as he ejects his stomach from his body to eat kelp] Ah, observe how the hungry sea star ejects his own stomach from his body in order to eat his meal.

Iceage: Wow so that's how Starfish eat.

Nico: At least it's not like what happened in the Bikini Bottom Horror Comic.

Allie Wilde: Thank goodness for that.

Frenchy: [about SpongeBob as he filter feeds bacteria] where the primitive sea sponge filters nutrients and oxygen from bacteria particles.

[Bacteria scream as they are being filtered in SpongeBob's body. SpongeBob laughs as Sandy takes a picture.]

Sandy: SpongeBob is never gonna believe this.

Me: Sponges are filter feeders.

Heidi: Not only that but they are also one of the first ever lifeforms ever to be born on Earth. They have been on the Earth for over 600 million years. Ever since life on Earth was still in its infancy.

Laney: That is amazing.

Xigbar: (eye widens) What's Patrick doing?!

Syd Chang: He eats with his stomach. It's part of the natural eating cycle of a real starfish.

Xigbar: Oh.

Me: It may sound gross but it's cool.

Blackfire: By the way, Maria, nice job killing my evil self.

Maria: Thanks Blackfire.

Eli: Wait guys. I sense a disturbance in the Force.

Allie Knudson: I have a feeling it's one of the Twisted Princesses.

Eli: Yes it is.

Stonedozer: Which one is it this time?

Eli: Twisted Cinderella.

We gasped.

Allie Knudson: Oh man. You will not like this one.

Allie Wilde: What do you know about her?

Allie Knudson: It's not pretty.

She told us all about Twisted Cinderella.


To keep the prince's search party from finding her, Lady Tremaine kills Cinderella up in the tower, instead of locking the door. Cinderella's spirit is so distraught, that she never met the prince as her real self, she remains a ghost, her business in the world of the living unfinished. The birds and mice in the tower, having keen animal senses and noticing Cinderella's presence was not altogether gone, use their sewing skills to create her likeness again (or as close as they can get). They also tried their best to replicate her fairy godmother-given dress from the last evening she was alive. She thankfully possesses the scarecrow-esque body and sets off to claim the dream she deserved. Only now she's scary as heck.


When she was done we were shocked and absolutely horrified!

Me: (GROWLS) Lady Tremaine you heartless fiend!

Nico: First she kills her father and now she finishes her off for good.

Illia: As if we don't have enough problems already!

Emerald Sustrai: Yeah no kidding.

Nico: How much time do we have before Neptune's Moon goes away?

Sandy looked at a watch and it showed that we had 1 hour and 30 minutes left.

Sandy: An hour and a half.

Gramma Stuffum: Let me feed our altered friends while waiting.

Nico: Okay. As long as it's fish food.

She pulled out a can of fish food and fed them and they liked it.

Nico: Great.

Molly Hale: We'll each have to take shifts patrolling the Tree Dome.

May: I'll go first.

Nico: Okay.

May got to watching the Tree Dome and I was meditating.

Me: OOOOOOOOOOOMMM….

Eli was meditating too and so was Arrietty.

Arrietty: Oooooommmmmm….

Lincoln and Linka were doing pushups.

Long Haul: We need to keep Spongebob and the others safe!

Naruto: I'll make some shadow clones to watch over them.

Nico: Good idea Naruto.

Naruto formed some clones.

Nico: Lets go.

We went outside.

Twisted Cinderella was looking for victim. Then suddenly…

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10 Volcanoes appeared out of the sea floor and they exploded with the 10 elements of the Skylanders and then they converged and then…

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A massive fiery explosion went off and a phoenix cry was heard and then we came out.

Nico: Twisted Cinderella. Looks like you are gonna wish you were never born.

Pyros: Cinderella, this isn't you! What would the Prince think?!

Lola: Yeah! What would Prince Charming think if he saw you like this!?

Twisted Cinderella: I would want him to see me like this no matter what!

Nico: You don't have to go that far Cinderella. It was because of your wicked stepmother that this happened to you. She killed your father!

Twisted Cinderella gasped in shock and sadness!

Twisted Cinderella: You're lying!

Cut Man: Really? You know what your stepmother is like.

Nico: Do we even look like we're lying? Ask your living self.

Cinderella came.

Twisted Cinderella: You're me!

Cinderella: That's right I am you. But still living. Nico is telling the truth. Lady Tremaine that wicked witch murdered our own father in cold blood and she worked us like slaves and she even had Drisella and Anastasia tear up the nice dress that we had made for us.

Anastasia felt so guilty for doing that.

Cinderella: It was also because of her that she tried to destroy everything we held dear to us.

Nico: It's true. I'm sorry.

Twisted Cinderella: (to Anastasia) In that case, she's going to suffer first!

Magma: (stops her) Take another step and I melt your brain!

Cinderella: Me and my big mouth.

Nico: Stop! (To Twisted Cinderella) Anastasia is completely overcome with guilt because of everything she did to you. But it was because of your living self that she was redeemed. She helped her see the kind of monsters that Drisella and Lady Tremaine were.

Laney: That's right. If anyone deserves to suffer for everything they did to you it's Lady Tremaine and Drisella.

Aqua: We should have never banished them to another planet.

Kairi: Yeah no kidding. We should have just killed them like the rest of those monsters.

Samon Shakekisutanchin, Ryugu Tamatebacco, Pterodactyl Ghost, Lythos, Solomon Grundy, The Springfield Bullies, Dr. Viktor, Madame Masque, INSTIGATOR and Moonstone then appeared.

Nico: Samon Shakekisutanchin, Ryugu Tamatebacco, Pterodactyl Ghost, Lythos, Solomon Grundy, The Springfield Bullies, Dr. Viktor, Madame Masque, INSTIGATOR and Moonstone.

Samon Shakekisutanchin: Are Spongebob and the others ok?

William: Don't worry. They're in the Tree Dome.

Ryugu Tamatebacco: Oh, thank goodness!

Me: Yeah it was because of a rare and once every century event called Neptune's moon that they turned into realistic fish.

Pterodactyl Ghost: But we'll need some clothes for them when this is over.

Nico: Good thinking.

Lythos: (to me) We heard you met Mrs. Frizzle this morning.

Me: We sure did and she is really awesome.

Grundy: Was teacher lady fun?

Simone: You bet she sure is. She is my teacher from my past before I got slammed and joined the team. You should see her field trips. We went into space and toured the solar system.

Lythos: That is amazing!

Tutenhawken then appeared.

Nico: Tutenhawken. Back for Round 2?

Tutenhawken: You bet I am.

Nico: Awesome!

Tutenhawken: I hope you guys don't mind facing me again.

William: Not at all. It's Zeltrax we really had a problem with.

Nico: But if he comes back we'll be ready for him.

Tommy Oliver: That's right. He will pay for his crimes.

Laney: Yeah he sure will.

Nico: Lets get the battles started.

We did so.


Power Pack (Marvel), Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Kerfuffle, Mistmane, Sable Spirit, Water Skylanders, Liquid Leni, LupinRangers, Disk Wars Magneto and Disk Wars Deadpool VS Samon Shakekisutanchin - Amazing that Simone knows Ms. Frizzle and her class


Samon Shakekisutanchin was first.

Samon Shakekisutanchin: (to Power Pack) It's amazing that Simone knows Ms. Frizzle and her class. Including that bus, which might be a Cybertronian.

Zero G: It sure is! I think it's really cool.

Energizer: Yeah it sure is. I think it's cool.

Rarity: Yes it sure is. And Simone is one of the luckiest girls in the world.

Sweetie Belle: Boy it sure is! Erica showed me The Magic School Bus and I thought it was really cool.

Kerfulle: (Minnesota Accent) It sure is amazing doncha know.

Mistmane: It sure is. The Magic School Bus is amazing.

Sable Spirit: But no the bus is not a Cybertronian. It looks that way but it's not.

Gill Grunt: It sure does look that way.

Liquid Leni: It was totes awesome.

Kairi Yano: It sure was. I think it is so cool that Simone knows a great teacher like Ms. Frizzle.

Touma: Her field trips she goes on with her class are really awesome.

Umiko: Yeah they sure are. It's so cool.

Lightspeed: I think it's cool too.

Mass Master: You got that right.

Samon Shakekisutanchin: It sure is amazing huh? Lets do it!

LupinRangers: KAITOU CHANGE!

They transformed!

Kairi Yano: (SNAPS FINGERS!) LUPIN RED!

Touma: (SNAPS FINGERS!) LUPIN BLUE!

Umiko: (SNAPS FINGERS!) LUPIN YELLOW!

All: PHANTOM THIEVES OF JUSTICE! LUPINRANGERS!

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A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready!

Kairi Yano: Here's an advanced notice: We're taking your treasure.

Samon Shakekisutanchin: Come and get it.

They fired blasts of light, jewels, water and ice and smashed him all over and then Lightspeed opened his safe and in it was a bunch of swords. They were called The Swords of The Power Pack.

Lightspeed: Wow look at these swords!

Samon Shakekisutanchin: They are called the Swords of The Power Pack. For you and your siblings.

Lightspeed: COOL!

She teleported back and Lightspeed got rainbow angel wings andthe rest got Angel Wings of their signature colors. They fired waves of energy and smashed him down.

Zero-G: Take that!

Rarity: Rapture darling that was grand!

LupinRangers: With that we bid you one big Adieu.


Mera of Atlantis, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Trixie Lulamoon, Triple Berry, Juniper Montage, Clover the Clever, Undead Skylanders, Lightning Lisa, PatRangers, Squidward and Master Frown VS Ryugu Tamatebacco - Missy and the Girls watched the Teen Titans Go Titans


Ryugu Tamatebacco was next.

Ryugu Tamatebacco: (to Mera) So, Missy and the Girls watched the Teen Titans Go Titans, huh? I can tell they didn't like what they saw.

Mera: No they sure didn't. It was crazy..

Starlight Glimmer: They hated it more than anything.

Cozy Glow: They called the TTG Titans the most incompetant idiots all the way.

Trixie Lulamoon: Robin of TTG is the most incompetant loser ever.

Triple Berry: Yeah it was nuts.

Juniper Montage: All the Titans of TTG were ALL total brainless idiots.

Clover the Clever: It's like they had brains the size of peanuts.

Hex: They were nuts and crazy.

Lightning Lisa: By all accounts they should have had all their powers removed and sent to a maximum security psychiatric institute.

Ryugu Tamatebacco: Like Arkham Asylum?

Lightning Lisa: Exactly.

Keiichiro: I feel the same way.

Sakuya: Yeah me too.

Tsukasa: Those guys are freaks.

Ryugu Tamatebacco: You got that right. Lets do it!

PatRangers: KEISOU CHANGE!

They transformed!

Keiichiro: PAT1!

Sakuya: PAT2!

Tsukasa: PAT3!

PatRangers: INTERGALACTIC ENFORCERS OF JUSTICE! PATRANGERS!

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A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready!

Keiichiro: By order of the GSPO, We're Taking You Down By Force!

Ryugu Tamatebacco: BRING IT ON!

They fired waves of stars, magic, bones and energy and smashed him all over and Starlight Glimmer opened his safe and in it was a ring and it had Starlight Glimmer's Cutie Mark in the jewel.

Ryugu Tamatebacco: It's called the Ring of Empathy.

Starlight Glimmer: That's cool!

She took it and put it on and it glowed for her as the Element of Empathy.

She jumped back and they fired waves of energy and magic and smashed him down.

Mera: That was awesome!

Starlight Glimmer: That was so awesome!

PatRangers: Mission Accomplished!


Maximum Ride, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Pickle & Barley Barrel, Magma Gloom, Flash Magnus, Air Skylanders, Air Lincoln, Mystery Inc., Leozack, and G1 Dirtbag VS Pterodactyl Ghost - What Field Trips Ms. Frizzle goes on


Pterodactyl Ghost was next.

Pterodactyl Ghost: (to Maximum Ride) What field trips does Ms. Frizzle go on? Are they fun?

Maximum Ride: Simone told us all about them and they were so cool.

Rainbow Dash: Boy they sure were! They were awesome! Simone told us that they went into space, went into the human body, went into a volcano, went to the stars, and so much more and it was so AWESOME!

Scootaloo: Boy it sure was. I thought it was all amazing to see them in the books.

Pickle Barrel: Yeah no kidding! They went into space this time and went around the Solar System.

Barley Barrel: Instead of taking kids to the museum or the planetarium they go right to the source.

Magma Gloom: That is so cool!

Flash Magnus: Boy it sure is. I think it's so awesome.

Whirlwind: I think it's really cool myself.

Air Lincoln: I've read all the Magic School Bus books growing up myself.

Fred: Yeah who DOESN'T love the Magic School Bus.

Daphne: It's so awesome.

Velma: And really amazing and educational.

Shaggy: Like yeah and it's so cool.

Scooby Doo: Reah.

Pterodactyl Ghost: Oh wow. Lets do it!

They flew and fired waves of wind, rainbows and lightning and smashed him down!

Maximum Ride: Take that!

Rainbow Dash: That was AWESOME!


Ebonwumon, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Apple Fritter, Big Mac, Rockhoof, Earth Skylanders, Stone Luna, Hercules, Tara, Lynn, Hak Foo, and Kerchak VS Lythos the Rock Titan - Arnold's Cousin Janet


Lythos the Rock Titan was next.

Lythos: (to Ebonwumon) Arnold's Cousin Janet had her heart in the right place. But she needs to control herself.

Ebonwumon: (Irish Accent) Boy she sure did lad. But she brought home amazing things from the planets for everyone to see and analyze.

Applejack: Boy she sure did. Going to the planets all over the Solar System is really amazing.

Apple Bloom: That is what I would call an amazing field trip.

Apple Fritter: It sure is amazing. Simone went on awesome field trips like that.

Big Mac: Eeyup.

Rockhoof: (Scottish Accent) But it was really amazing lads.

Flashwing: Boy it sure was awesome. Outshining all of the boring field trips.

Stone Luna: No kidding dudes. I read all the Magic School Bus Books when I was growing up and they were awesome.

Hercules: Simone is one lucky girl.

Tara: No kidding. That is so awesome.

Lynn: Boy it sure is.

Lythos: No kidding. Lets do it!

They fired waves of rock, crystals, apples and earth and smashed him down.

Ebonwumon: Oh yeah lads!

Applejack: YEEHAW! That was amazing!


Tristan Taylor, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Shadow Lucy, Lucille Loud, Hawkgirl, Mokuba Kaiba and Seto Kaiba VS Solomon Grundy - Lincoln beating Boss Dumb Drum


Solomon Grundy was next.

Grundy: (to Tristen) Lincoln beat Boss Dumb Drum good. (laughs) Boss Dumb Drum go bye bye!

Tristan Taylor: You got that right!

They laughed.

Princess Luna: Now we have all of Donkey Kong's enemies to take dow and it's gonna be awesome.

Moondust: You said it. I think it's gonna be awesome.

Snowdrop: It sure will be cool.

Gari: I hope we face all of them in the future.

Blackout: That would be awesome.

Shadow Lucy: It would be funny if one of Lola's enemies got stung in the butt by a giant Zinger.

Lucille Loud: (Scottish Accent) Aye it sure would lass.

Hawkgirl: That would be cool to see.

Grundy: It sure would be awesome. Lets do it!

Tristan: I summon CYBER COMMANDER!

Mokuba: I summon MAN-EATING PLANT!

Seto: And I summon my almighty BLUE-EYES WHITE DRAGON!

They summoned their signature monsters!

They fired waves of energy and darkness and smashed him down.

Tristan Taylor: YEAH!

Princess Luna: A True Victory of the Night!


Sam S.L., Sunset Shimmer, Pepperdance, Cayenne, Wallflower, Firecracker Burst, Pip-Squeak, Gusty the Great, Fire Skylanders, Fire Lori, Nelson, Bart, Milhouse, Martin, Blackfire and Mewtwo VS The Springfield Bullies - Used to watch and read Magic School Bus


The Springfield Bullies were next.

Dolph: (to Sam) Me, Jimbo, and Kearney used to watch and read Magic School Bus even at Springfield.

Kearney: I like how the bus always changes shape.

Sam S.L.: Boy that is so amazing to see! I think that is one of the most amazing features ever.

Sunset Shimmer: It sure is. I love how it can turn into anything like rockets, ships and more.

Pepperdance: (Cajun Accent) Ooowee! That is really something.

Jimbo: Boy it sure is. I also loved all their field trips.

Cayenne: They sure are something.

Wallflower: I liked the ones where they went into space. Those were awesome.

Firecracker Burst: Those were cool. Especially where we saw the different kinds of stars out there. Shame Dorothy Ann didn't get to go because she was sick.

Pip-Squeak: (British Accent) Poor girl. But it was amazing that her friends got her a star for her birthday.

Gusty: A real star. That is so cool. And they made it from a Red Supergiant that went Nova and then put it back together and made a brand new star from it. So amazing.

Kearney: That was a really cool one.

Sunburn: Amazing how billions of years of renewal can make new stars.

Fire Lori: That is literally something.

Bart: Yeah it sure is.

Martin Prince: Boy it sure is something.

Nelson Muntz: I think it's so awesome.

Milhouse: Yeah no kidding.

Jimbo: That is really cool though! Lets do it!

They fired waves of fire and energy and smashed them down.

Sam S.L.: ROCK ON!

Sunset Shimmer: That was awesome!


Will Vandom, Twilight Sparkle, Luster Dawn, Sunny Starscout, Princess Cadance, Lorelai, Flurry Heart, Star Swirl the Bearded, Magic Skylanders, Crystal Laney, Ben, Gwen, Max, Emerald Sustrai and Illia VS Dr. Viktor - Awesome how Donkey Kong faced awesome bosses


Dr. Viktor was next.

Dr. Viktor: (to Will) It's amazing how Donkey Kong faced awesome bosses. Including K Rool.

Will Vandom: Boy it sure is. And they all got their butts kicked to the curb.

Twilight Sparkle: Lots of amazing bosses they faced.

Luster Dawn: They sure are cool. I like all the bosses that he faced.

Sunny Starscout: But it's all because that he wants to steal all the bananas that Donkey Kong has.

Princess Cadance: That is sick. All this over some bananas.

Lorelai: Practically EVERYONE wants to get their hands on all of Donkey Kong's bananas.

Flurry Heart: And look where that got K Rool. He is in prison.

Star Swirl: You got that right.

Spyro: At least he is not dead like a bunch of Super Smash Bros. Roster villains.

Crystal Laney: That's true.

Ben: It is cool that we faced them.

Gwen T.: It sure is.

Max: Amazing.

Dr. Viktor: It sure is. Lets do it!

They fired waves of lightning and magic and energy and smashed him down.

Will Vandom: YEAH!

Twilight Sparkle: That was amazing!


Timmy Turner, Princess Celestia, Minuette, Twinkleshine, Lemon Hearts, Moondancer, Lyra Heartstrings, Twilight Sparkle, Light Skylanders, Light Lily, Superman, Sabrina (Pokemon) and Molly Hale VS Giulietta Nefaria A.K.A. Madame Masque - Teen Titans Go Titans being disgraces


Madame Masque is next.

Madame Masque: (to Timmy) The Teen Titans Go Titans are fucking disgraces. In my opinion, they're their own worst enemies!

Timmy Turner: DARN TOOTIN THEY ARE! They brought all their idiotic shenanigans all on themselves.

Princess Celestia: I agree with you there Timmy. What they were doing makes them absolute disgraces to all superheroes.

Minuette: I agree too. And it's good they are gone for good.

Twinkleshine: I think they were super hakaied weren't they?

Lemon Hearts: Yeah they sure were. I'm glad they are gone.

Moondancer: They brought all that on themselves.

Lyra Heartstrings: Thank goodness. I never liked those incompetant Morons.

Twilight Sparkle: I heard that many people all over the world hate them and perfer the original Teen Titans over them.

Spotlight: Yeah that is crazy but true. But Cyborg said that he liked the song that TTG Cyborg likes because J.D. did sing that song during the 2017 Solar Eclipse.

Madam Masque: That's true I heard about that. That was awesome.

Spotlight: It sure was.

Light Lily agreed.

Superman: Yeah it was cool.

Madame Masque: Boy you said it. Lets do it!

They fired waves of light and magic and smashed her down!

Timmy Turner: COOL!

Princess Celestia: That was so awesome!


Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Marble Pie, Featherweight, Somnambula, Tech Skylanders, Steel Lynn, Robin, Starfire, Raven, Cyborg, Beast Boy, Hook and Long Haul VS INSTIGATOR - Hope the Teen Titans Go Titans get their butts smashed to pulp more


INSTIGATOR was next.

INSTIGATOR: (to Pinkie Pie) I hope the Teen Titans Go Titans get their butts smashed to pulp more. And I can even help with that!

Pinkie Pie: I DO TOO! They were the biggest bunch of party poopers ever.

Maud Pie: (Monotonously) Even though I like rocks, I would think that the Teen Titans Go Titans are a bunch of worthless pieces of dirt not even fit to be a diamond.

Marble Pie: Yeah they are a bunch of dirt clods. (To the Titans) No offense guys.

Robin: None taken but yeah you're right.

Featherweight: What those TTG Clods did to you all is awful.

Starfire: I actually thought my TTG Self was amazing. She and I would have been really amazing friends if she weren't so incompetent.

Somnambula: (Egyptian Accent) That would have been really nice.

Raven: I would have given the TTG version of Robin the worst wedgie he had ever had.

INSTIGATOR: Now you're talking! Also what did you think of the villains in that show?

Sprocket: Some of them were REALLY funny. TTG Trigon, TTG Brother Blood and TTG Madame Rouge were awesome and great.

Steel Lynn: Yeah we would definitely get along great with them. They would make great members of the Masters of Evil.

Beast Boy: Yeah they sure would.

Cyborg: Boy that would be amazing to see.

INSTIGATOR: Was there any funny episodes J.D. liked?

Pinkie Pie: He liked the one where the TTG Titans ate all those peppers and hot sauce.

They laughed.

INSTIGATOR: You know how much he likes Nuclear Hot food.

Robin: That's true. But that episode was funny. I liked that one too.

INSTIGATOR: I'll have to see it myself. Lets do it!

They fired waves of metal, gears, lightning and energy and smashed him down.

Pinkie Pie: BEST USUAL BATTLE EVER!


Kopaka, Fluttershy, Tree Hugger, Tornado Bolt, Mage Meadowbrook, Life Skylanders, Plant Lola, Captain America, Cut Man and Junk Man VS Moonstone - Simone is one lucky girl to know Ms. Frizzle and her class


Moonstone was next.

Moonstone: (to Kopaka) Simone is one lucky girl to know Ms. Frizzle and her class. I hope they get to go with us on missions.

Kopaka: Now that would be just as epic as some of their field trips they went on.

Fluttershy: I thought it was really amazing to see. Especially when Linky showed us his Magic School Bus books that he read all the time in his past.

Tree Hugger: That is really far out dudes.

Tornado Bolt: I thought so too.

Moonstone: I heard they toured the entire Solar System.

Tornado Bolt: Boy they sure did and they said it was awesome to see Mars fully Terraformed.

Moonstone: Right! I heard about Mars being Terraformed like that and that you guys got to fight all those people that were possessed by ghosts of Martians.

Mage Meadowbrook: That was a scary mission last year.

Stealth Elf: It sure was.

Plant Lola: But it must've been really cool to see Mars like Earth.

Captain America: It sure was something. When we went to Mars the First time, it was a red barren wasteland and now it's like Earth.

Moonstone: What a change. Lets do it!

They fired waves of ice, leaves, flowers and grass ad smashed her down.

Kopaka: OH YEAH!

Fluttershy: That was fun.


Dino Thunder Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Nico, Ice Luan, Lana, Lola, Laney, Lucy, Lisa and Lily VS Tutenhawken


Tutenhawken was next.

Nico: I always love this part of the battles.

Tutenhawken: Me too.

Nico teleported and opened his safe and in it was a bunch of swords called The Defenders of Bedrock, they're large swords with the symbol of Bedrock etched on the 6'5" massive, wide, double-edged blades, large pterodactyl wings for the crossguards, large silver gems for the hilts, longer brown handles, and large silver faceted sphere pommels with surrounding gems. Once in hand, they'll get a massive power and energy increase.

Nico teleported back with them.

Nico: Lets do it!

Dino Thunder Rangers: DINO THUNDER! POWER UP! HA!

Trent Fernandez: WHITE RANGER! DINO POWER!

They transformed!

Conner: "Tyranno Power! Red Ranger!"

Ethan: "Tricera Power! Blue Ranger!"

Kira: "Ptera Power! Yellow Ranger!"

Tommy: "Brachio Power! Black Ranger!"

Trent: "Drago Power! White Ranger!"

All: "Dino Power! Dino Rangers! Ha!"

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready for action!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! DINO THUNDER!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Dino Thunder Rangers and Orion turned into Ninjor!

Nico: YEAH! Lets get him! Z-REX BLASTER!

The Rangers formed The Z-Rex Blaster.

Nico: FIRE!

They fired waves of energy and elements and the blasts all hit Tutenhawken and he exploded!

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He was dead!

Nico: Tutenhawken you have failed this world again!

Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.


We regrouped and we were facing Twisted Cinderella.

Troy: Keep it up, guys! We can't let her get to Spongebob and the others!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! MYSTIC FORCE!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Mystic Force Rangers!

Maria: That's it! Someone get Spongebob back to normal! We need his help with this!

Eli: I'll go! We have 2 minutes left!

Me: Okay bro!

Eli went to go get SpongeBob.

Sandy: Oh! Two hours is up? Thank goodness.

Frenchy: And so we bid a fond adieu to Neptune's Moon as it descends back into the Earth from whence it came. We will see it again in 100 years. [Neptune's Moon slowly descends downwards and enters another volcano; foghorn blows] Goal!

[Mr. Krabs and Mrs. Puff fight each other again. However, now that Neptune's Moon is gone, they both revert themselves back into their regular forms. But unfortunately, the effects of Neptune's Moon also caused their respective clothing to dissolve into nothingness, thus leaving them naked]

Mr. Krabs and Mrs. Puff: Oops. [Krabs and Mrs. Puff cover themselves in embarrassment and run off laughing.]

[Larry reverts back to his regular form as well. But he is also naked. He picks up a flower and uses it as a loincloth. Then he walks away. Pearl reverts back. However, she is also naked as well.]

Pearl: [screams and runs away as she is naked] No!

[SpongeBob and Patrick revert back to the regular forms, but they're also naked as well.]

Sandy: Aah!

SpongeBob: Um, guys, how come everyone is out here and everyone's naked?

Sandy: Well, SpongeBob, let's just say this has been the most interesting birthday I ever had.

Eli: And you're just in time too.

William: Spongebob, we'll explain everything later. Right now, put some clothes on! You're needed!

Maria gave them all clothes.

SpongeBob: Thanks Maria.

Kelvedran then blasted and smashed Twisted Cinderella all over.

He put on his clothes and so did Patrick and we went at Twisted Cinderella and punched and pulverized her all over the place!

BOOM BLAM BIFF KROW WHAM SMASH WHOMP KATOW WHAP ZOINK TOINK THOTH SMACK CLUNK BONK!

Octopunch, Huntress, SpongeBob and Seaspray all used the Earth Cyber Planet Key and they enhanced Octopunch's Harpoon Gun, Huntress and SpongeBob's powers and Seaspray's laser cannons 100-fold.

Octopunch and Huntress ARROW HARPOON SHOWER!

SpongeBob and Seaspray: LASER KRABBY PATTY BLAST!

Neptune Crusaders, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders and Liquid Leni: NEPTUNE JEWEL TSUNAMI!

They fired waves of jewels, water, lasers, Krabby Patties and arrows.

Iceage, Neptune Crusaders, Girl Jordan and Sandy: SUPER NEPTUNE BLAST!

They fired waves of water.

Lincoln: FULL MOON LIGHTNING STYLE: MOONLIGHT THUNDERBOLT!

Lily the Mermaid: FULL MOON WATER STYLE: MOONLIGHT AQUA BUBBLE BURST!

Natsumi Hinata: WANING GIBBOUS MOON FIRE STYLE: MOON FIRE BURST!

Angel Mois: WANING GIBBOUS MOON EARTH STYLE: MOON ROCK CRASH!

R. Mika: LAST QUARTER HALF MOON TWILIGHT STYLE: MOON TWILIGHT LASER!

Menat: LAST QUARTER HALF MOON STAR STYLE: TWINKLING TWILIGHT STARS!

Shantae: WANING CRESCENT MOON MAGIC STYLE: CRESCENT SCYTHE!

Ajna: WANING CRESCENT MOON NATURE STYLE: WANING MOON ROSES!

Ibuki: NEW MOON STEALTH STYLE: DARKNESS SHURIKEN BARRAGE!

Mai Shiranui: NEW MOON FIRE STYLE: SHADOW BLAZE SWORD!

Makoto Nanaya: WAXING CRESCENT MOON WIND STYLE: CRESCENT MOON PUNCH!

Litchi Laye Ling: WAXING CRESCENT MOON FIRE STYLE: CRESCENT BLAZE!

Colette Brunel: FIRST QUARTER HALF MOON LIGHT STYLE: TWILIGHT BLADES!

Ryuko Matoi (TLPS Universe): FIRST QUARTER HALF MOON DARK STYLE: TWILIGHT BLASTER!

Kyoko: WAXING GIBBOUS MOON LIGHTNING STYLE: THUNDER WAXING NAGINATA!

Misako: WAXING GIBBOUS MOON WIND STYLE: WINDY WAXING KATANA!

They fired waves of elements and they formed into said weapons and things.

Lincoln and his harem: MOON PHASE FINAL SMASH: ETERNAL MOONLIGHT KAMEHAMEHA!

They fired a Moon based Kamehameha at Twisted Cinderella which explodes on contact and the blasts all hit her and completely obliterated her in a massive fiery explosion!

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She was dead!

Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting around Lincoln, Linka, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lola and Lexx Loud's legs sisters, the eight large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Loud and Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Lori and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni and Loni Loud's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Luan and Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Laney and Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa and Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily and Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs were glowing, and that means big trouble was coming.

Then, we saw a figure come out of the shadows. When Sly Cooper saw it, he couldn't believe his eyes: it was his dad Connor Cooper.

Sly Cooper: Dad?

Brittney: Your father, but how?

Suddenly, Sly Cooper saw purple blotches on his father, and that brought a sense of dread to us: Sly Cooper's father was brought back by The Aparoids, and he was turned into a mindless zombie.

Sly Cooper: (Gasps) Oh man, The Aparoids brought my parents back, and they've been turned into mindless zombies.

Nico: Oh man, that's not good.

Me: The Aparoids have really stepped in shit this time!

Sly Cooper transformed into his Super Angel 10,000,000,000 form, and he unholstered his Ancestral Cane of The Cooper Clan from his back. Suddenly, we'd felt something snap inside of Sly Cooper's mind, as he was surrounded by a blue energy aura with fire, lightning, and darkness, and as he'd approached his Aparoid-infected parents, he left neon blue energy, fire, lightning, and darkness with every step.

Sly Cooper: You Aparoids are starting to make me sick. You may have helped us out in bringing back those who've tragically died, and we freed them from your influence. (Suddenly Getting Angry) But, to bring back my parents and turn them into your mindless slaves to kill us..., YOU JUST CROSSED THE FUCKING LINE THIS TIME, YOU PARASTIC BASTARDS FROM HELL!

We gasped in shock when Sly Cooper's rage was let loose.

Nico: Holy crap.

Me: That's right, Commander, Sly Cooper's rage has now been let loose, and he's not going to show the Aparoids any mercy.

Then, Sly Cooper screamed like a madman.

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A massive explosion blasted out from around him as he was surrounded by a massive vortex of blue energy with flames, bolts of lightning, and dark shadows surrounding it, there's a racoon running around the vortex, and inside the vortex is a gold phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Sly Cooper emerged, but he was changed forever.

(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)

Sly Cooper grew to 6'11" in height, he had abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, the insignia of The Cooper Clan emblazoned on his forehead now has a flame, a single bolt of lightning, and a crescent moon surrounding it, he has on raccoon earrings with the Fire, Thunder, and Dark Kanjis in a triangle formation in its paws and a necklace with a raccoon holding the Fire, Thunder, and Dark Kanjis arranged in a triangle formation in its paws for the pendant, his clothes have grown longer for his new body, and his gray angel wings grew larger for his new body and they have black tips on the large gray feathers with flames, lightning bolts, and shadows falling from the black tips, his natural mask was still shown, his blue shirt has a gold phoenix on it, his large blue hat and yellow neckerchief has a phoenix on it, he has neon brown eyes and he has a blue energy aura with fire, lightning, and darkness surrounding him. Sly Cooper has on his brand-new Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with blue gems on his wrists, Belt of Elemental Bravery with large blue gem for the belt buckle on his waist, and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his left hip, his Ancestral Cane of The Cooper Clan grew to 6'5" in length, the gold curved cane head grew a little bigger and the gold pommel with the blue gem grew a little bigger. Sly Cooper has transformed into SUPER ANGEL 750,000,000,000 SAPPHIRE FIRESTORM THIEVIUS RACCONUS ANGEL OF DARK ELECTRIC JUSTICE!

We were amazed by Sly Cooper's Super Angel 750,000,000,000 transformation, and this enraged the Aparoid-possessed father of Sly Cooper.

Me: Whoa. Sly's now ascended.

Nico: That's right, Colonel. Sly Cooper has ascended into Super Angel 750,000,000,000, and he's going to free his parents from those damn Aparoids.

Sly Cooper: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of Darkness and Justice) That's right, Commander. Dad, hold on, I'm coming to free you.

Sly Cooper went after his Aparoid-possessed father, and he blasted him with powerful blasts of sapphire blue energy, fire, darkness, and lightning from his left hand and Ancestral Cane of The Cooper Clan, and they hit him and explode with incredible power. But, he got back up.

Sly Cooper: Dad, I couldn't save you from The Fiendish Five who were used by Clockwerk when I was a kid, but I'm not letting history repeat itself, this time, I'm going to save you. APAROID PURIFICATION MEGABLAST!

Sly Cooper fired a blast of holy light from the large curved gold cane head of his Ancestral Cane of The Cooper Clan, and it hits Connor Cooper, and it destroyed the Aparoids and freed him. Then, Sly Cooper grabbed him and brought him to us, as Varie healed him up. Sly Cooper powered down, but his new body, clothes, weapons, and jewelry were permanent.

Me: Lets get him into the tree dome!

We did so. We got him inside the Tree Dome and then, Connor Cooper opened their eyes.

Connor Cooper: Ugh, what happened?

Sly Cooper: Dad?

Then, when Connor saw his son, he had tears in their eyes, and he hugged Sly Cooper, and he'd returned the hug. He made a note that he's going to explain everything that happened years ago. But, Sly Cooper was happy to be reunited with his father once again after a long time.

Lincoln: I'm glad Sly's freed his father, he deserves to have his dad back after all this time.

Nico: (Smiles) You said it, Major. This is just like what happened to most of us, and with Thanksgiving coming tomorrow, this is going to be one Thanksgiving we're not going to forget, and Ed Cowart's birthday is also tomorrow.

Lincoln: You said it, and that's also going to make it just as memorable.

Jimbo: I hope you still enjoyed your birthday, Sandy.

Sandy: Of course I did!

Dr. Viktor: That's good.

Madame Masque: Minus nearly all of Bikini Bottom turning into their natural forms.

INSTIGATOR: And now, they're naked.

Moonstone: I just hope nothing this weird happens again.

Frenchy: And, of course, Neptune's Moon is always followed by Neptune's Sun.

[The ground shakes. Neptune's Sun comes out of a volcano]

Me: Whoa! That must be Neptune's Sun.

Neptune's Sun swept its light over us and nothing happened.

Nico: Whoa! I guess our powers are too strong for it to affect us. Lets head home guys. Great job today.

Sandy: (To the viewers) This was one of the most amazing birthdays I've ever had and I hope you all liked it too. It sure was really fun.

Nico: It sure was.

We went back home and enjoyed the rest of the day before going to sleep.

THE END


Another awesome SpongeBob Episode done.

Feral Friends was one of the coolest episodes of SpongeBob. It was really funny and amazing how a strange moon like Neptune's Moon can turn everyone into realistic fish and not affect Sandy at all. Vice-Versa with Neptune's Sun on Land Creatures. The episode aired on October 7th, 2017 which was 7 days before my 30th Birthday and it was so awesome! The first part was for The Magic School Bus and it was the episode Gets Lost In Space and that is one of my all time favorites. I have known The Magic School Bus since I was a little kid and it was awesome! I hope you all know that show too. The 2nd part was for Boss Dumb Drum from Donkey Kong Country and that was a great game. NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Etstheclarencefan and ninjakingofhearts all gave me the ideas for this and so did the Guest Reviewer. Thanks guys. Tomorrow is Thanksgiving and it's also the 400th Thanksgiving in our history. The rescue for me is gonna be for the Thanksgiving Horror movie Thankskilling and me, Eli, Maria, Lola Namiko, Simone, Miranda, Gina Pele, Allie Wilde, Nene, Nelanie, Syrus, Dark Magician Girl, Lemon Zest and the Blacephalon Gene-Slammer will face that REALLY Bad turkey. We're going to meet a Heavyweight Centaur named Shaia as well as a Tortomon Gene-Slammer named Sally Duncan. Lemon Zest is gonna be transforming in that one so I'll need the transformation sequence for that. Also Lincoln's Rescue will be in Star Wars III: Revenge of The Sith and Indigo Zap will transform in that one as she battles Anakin on the Planet Mustafar and save Padme from dying. Tomorrow is also Omegahatchiyak's birthday and we're also going to celebrate America's 400th Thanksgiving! Wow! This is gonna be an awesome double whammy holiday.

See you all tomorrow.