HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO OMEGAHATCHIYAK12 AND HAPPY THANKSGIVING 2021

WARNING: The battle in this chapter is gorey and bloody. Read at your own risk


Over in the forests of Massachusetts, me, Eli, Ed Cowart, Maria, Lola Namiko, Simone, Miranda, Gina Pele, Allie Wilde, Nene, Nelanie, Syrus, Dark Magician Girl, Lemon Zest and Chanthavy Samneang the Blacephalon Gene-Slammer were there to see what our next rescue has in store for us.

Chanthavy Samneang: (Cambodian Accent) I have a feeling this next rescue will be appropriate for Thanksgiving.

Ed Cowart: I am honored that you guys are having me come along. Is it a special reason?

Me: You'll see soon man. It's gonna be awesome.

Simone: Yep. But this is gonna be amazing.

Chanthavy: This is gonna be fun.

Chanthavy concentrated and groaned as her hair fell out.

Miranda: Yep it sure will be fun.

Chanthavy turned into BLACEPHALON!

Ed Cowart: OH YEAH!

Lemon Zest: I think that's the reason why we're here!

We saw a Centaur and a Tortomon battling a nasty looking turkey!

Me: OH NO! That's TURKIE from the movie horror series ThanksKilling!


Turkie is the main antagonist of the 2009 American independent comedy horror film ThanksKilling and the protagonist villain of it's "third" sequel. He is a demonic turkey who seeks to kill all the people who have ever had Thanksgiving.

He was voiced by Jordan Downey.

Turkie is first seen killing a naked Pilgrim with an axe while saying "Nice assets, bitch!" and the girl Pilgrim dies later offscreen.

He was resurrected by a dog that was peeing on him. He then killed it by biting it. Turkie went back onto killing spree and there are now new weapons after his original life ended and kills a driver with a gun. Turkie comes across the lustful Ali and her boyfriend making out, then he kills Ali's boyfriend (she barely notices) and then he mocks Ali's lust before snapping her neck.

He was with a Teen's Dad and Mom (offscreen) and he skins the sheriff (Dad) and slits the Mother's throat. The teens arrive and think he is the Sheriff but when they see the Turkie has fooled them he dressed up as a cartoon turkey which was eaten by one of them named Billy and he ripped through Billy's chest and says "Gobble gobble, motherf-cker, now that's what I call fowlplay". Billy's corpse was mourned by his friend a nerd (one of the teens), but later he tries to kill them but gets shot and thought to be killed.

However, Turkie later gets radioactive and kills the nerd by ripping off his tongue, he injured one of the remaining teens but one of them killed him by lighting him on fire and onto his tepee (which he lived in as an Indian which he was before coming as a possessed turkey) killing him. He later was revived as meat and attacks a family setting the sequel ThanksKilling 3.


When I was finished with his history we were shocked!

Ed Cowart: This guy gives turkeys everwhere a bad name!

Eli: Yeah he sure does! Lets get him!

We went at him and then…

KROW!

We kicked the Turkie in the face and he saw us ready to kill him!

Me: I hope you like being stuffed with stuffing because we're going to have you for dinner!

Maria: Okay, I know made a promise last year to kill any turkeys for Thanksgiving. But this one is an exception!

Nene: YEAH! You give all turkeys everywhere a REALLY BAD NAME!

Me: Gobble Gobble motherfucker!

Lemon Zest: I think you deserve a much better place than being inside our stomachs and that is thrown into the sun!

Shaia: That's right you feathered freak! By the way guys I'm Shaia. Thank you for rescuing me.

Tortomon: And I'm Sally Duncan from Texas.

Me: Pleasure to meet you both. And you're a Tortomon Gene-Slammer.

Sally Duncan: Yes I am.

Lemon Zest: I've had it with this rotten turkey.

Suddenly, Lemon Zest's yellow eyes turned neon yellow and she was surrounded by a yellow energy aura with lemons surrounding her, and as she approached the demonic turkey, she left yellow energy, lemons, and ponies with every step. Then, Lemon Zest was surrounded by a massive vortex of yellow energy with lemons and lemon juice surrounding it, there was a pony running around the vortex, and in the vortex was a light pink phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Lemon Zest emerged, but she was changed forever.

(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)

Lemon Zest grew to 6'0" in height, she had the body of a goddess, her long light green hair has neon yellow highlights in the bangs, she has neon yellow eyes and a yellow energy aura with lemons and lemon juice surrounding her, she has a pony surrounded by four lemons emblazoned on her forehead, she has on pony earrings with the Thunder Kanji in its hooves and a necklace with a pony holding the Thunder Kanji in its hooves for the necklace, she has on a sleeveless dark purple blouse with a blue phoenix, a dark purple skirt with lemons on it, dark purple high heels with lemons on them, she has large light pink angel wings with yellow tips on the large light pink feathers, and a sleeveless dark purple trenchcoat with lightning bolts on the coattails and lemons, and on the back is a pony and lemons. Lemon Zest has her massive Sword of The Knights of The Friendship Table out, and she has on her new Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with green gems on her wrists, Belt of Elemental Bravery with large green gem for the belt buckle on her waist, and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her right hip. There's a green kanji below the pony and lemons that said, "Lemon Zest, Member of The Shadowbolts, Dear Friend of Twilight Sparkle and her Friends, Former Student of Crystal Prep, Master of Lemons and Lightning, Destroyer of Abacus Cinch, and Sweet and Sour Member of The Knights of The Friendship Table."

レモンゼスト、シャドウボルトのメンバー、トワイライトスパークルの親愛なる友人とその友人、クリスタルプレップの元学生、レモンとライトニングのマスター、アバカスシンチの破壊者、友情テーブルの騎士団の甘酸っぱいメンバー

Lemon Zest has transformed into SUPER ANGEL 750,000,000,000 SUPERCELL LIGHTNINGSTORM LEMON PONY ANGEL OF SWEET AND SOUR JUSTICE!

We were amazed by Lemon Zest's Super Angel 750,000,000,000 transformation, but when the demonic turkey saw it, he fell into a demonic rage.

Me: WHOA! Lemon Zest transformed!

Eli: Wow! Lemon Zest you look awesome!

Allie Wilde: Awesome! How do you feel?

Lemon Zest: (Divine Echoing voice of Lemons and Lightning Hope) I feel amazing Allie. This turkey is gonna feel the full force of the power of sour and sweet justice.

Me: Show that rotten turkey no mercy.

Lemon Zest flew at Turkie and pulverized him all over into pulp.

Maria: You sure we can't eat this turkey's corpse?

Me: He is a possessed Turkey, Maria. His spirit will go into one of us.

Maria: Oh.

Me: Lets get him!

We went and pulverized him all over the place.

Maria: Let's see how you like getting wet!

SPLASH!

Maria drenched him in water and inflated him all over.

Me: Now that is a plump turkey!

Lemon Zest: Time for him to turn sour!

She fired waves of lemons and blasted them into his mouth and plumped him up more!

Ed Cowart: Now for the grand finale!

Ed Cowart opened a portal and it lead to the biggest oven of them all: THE SUN!

Ed Cowart: Time to cook this bird!

Turkie: NO! NOT THAT!

Me: ADIOS MUCHACHO!

We threw him into the sun!

Turkie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

SIZZLING POOF!

He was dead in an instant! Then his spirit appeared.

Lemon Zest: You are a bad turkey! (Holds hand out) SUPER HAKAI!

He was banished to oblivion for good! Lemon Zest powered down and her new jewelry, clothes and accessories were permanent. I then put on my blind man glasses and the boys covered their eyes and I snapped my fingers and Chanthavy and Sally were reverting back.

Chanthavy: (regains her hair) Did you have anything planned for Thanksgiving?

Sally Duncan: Well I can always have it with y'all.

They were both back to normal and were naked and Maria gave them both new clothes.

Sally Duncan: YEEHAW! These clothes are amazing.

Eli: You and our friend Applejack would be perfect together.

Lemon Zest: That is true. And you, Applejack and Apple Bloom would get along great. The Apple Family makes AWESOME Apple Cider.

Maria: They make their apple cider fresh squeezed and we're going to have that with our Thanksgiving Dinner.

Allie Wilde: We sure are and it's gonna be awesome.

Sally Duncan: (holds head in pain) Aw, Hell no! Not on Thanksgiving!

Simone: Reign in the power with the strength of your will.

Miranda: Concentrate and it will be part of you.

Sally concentrated and then she glowed in a neon yellow brown aura and it showed that she was fully engrafted!

Sally Duncan: Wow! That was amazing!

Me: It sure was. Now we go help Lincoln on his Rescue. (In my head) Everything will be set up for Ed's birthday by then)

We went and did so.


After obliterating the evil demonic turkey for good, Lincoln, Me, Ed Cowart, Nico, Eli, Nicole, Indigo Zap, Princess What's Her Name, Anakin Skywalker, and Ahsoka Tano were heading to Planet Mustafar, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the twelve girls there, but Indigo Zap is going to battle Anakin Skywalker who's been corrupted by The Dark Side of The Force, and we're also going to save Padme from dying.

Lincoln: Whoa, we're on Planet Mustafar, and I think I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the twelve girls there, but Indigo Zap is going to battle Anakin Skywalker who's been corrupted by The Dark Side of The Force, and we're also going to save Padme from dying.

Me: That's right, big guy.

Anakin Skywalker: I remembered that Padme was about to die because of childbirth, so we're going to save her from dying, and once Indigo Zap saves my counterpart from The Dark Side of The Force, we're going to tell him that he was manipulated by Palpatine and the Sith.

Eli: That's right, and he's going to pay dearly for his crimes, all of them.

Lincoln: That's right, Eli.

?: HELP!

Suddenly, Lincoln heard the sound of twelve girls calling out for help. With his deep sapphire blue cyborg eyes and superhuman sight, along with sensing energy signals, he saw and heard where the call for help was coming from. He saw the twelve girls, but they've been cornered by the counterpart of Anakin Skywalker who's been corrupted by The Dark Side of The Force, and he's going to kill them.

Lincoln: Guys, I found the twelve girls, but they've been cornered by the counterpart of Anakin Skywalker who's been corrupted by The Dark Side of The Force, and he's going to kill them. Come on, let's go.

We rushed on over, and Lincoln fired a Force Blast, and pushed Anakin back. When he saw us, his eyes were filled with hatred and rage. Suddenly, Indigo Zap's light orange eyes turned neon light orange, and she was surrounded by a dark blue and light blue energy aura with lightning bolts surrounding her, and as she approached The Dark Force Corrupted Anakin, she left dark blue and light blue energy, lightning bolts, and stars with every step.

Indigo Zap: Anakin, what you are doing is wrong. Palpatine was the one who did this to you, but I'm not going to let this go on any longer. I'm going to save you from The Dark Side of The Force, and Palpatine and The Sith are going to pay for this.

Suddenly, Indigo Zap was surrounded by a massive vortex of dark blue and light blue energy with lightning surrounding it, there was a Pegasus flying around the vortex, and inside the vortex was a light orange phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Indigo Zap emerged, but she was changed forever.

(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)

Indigo Zap grew to 6'0" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she had orange highlights on the bangs of her long dark blue and light blue hair, she has neon light orange eyes and a dark blue and light blue energy aura with lightning bolts surrounding her, she has a Pegasus with four lightning bolts surrounding her emblazoned on her forehead, she has on Pegasus earrings with the Thunder Kanji in its hooves and a necklace with a Pegasus holding the Thunder Kanji in its hooves for the necklace, she has on a sleeveless dark purple blouse with a dark blue phoenix, a purple skirt with lightning bolts on it, dark blue high heels with lightning bolts and bows on them, she has large dark blue angel wings with light blue tips on the large dark blue feathers, and a sleeveless dark purple trenchcoat with lightning bolts on the coattails and clouds, and on the back is a Pegasus and lightning bolts surrounding it. Indigo Zap has her massive Sword of The Knights of The Friendship Table out, and she has on her new Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with dark blue gems on her wrists, Belt of Elemental Bravery with large dark blue gem for the belt buckle on her waist, and her Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her right hip. There's a dark blue kanji below the Pegasus and lightning bolts that said, "Indigo Zap, Member of The Shadowbolts, Former Student of Crystal Prep, Friend of Twilight Sparkle and Her Friends, Destroyer of Abacus Cinch, Master of The Blue Lightning and Thunder Clouds, and Awesome Member of The Knights of The Friendship Table."

インディゴ・ザップ、シャドウボルトのメンバー、クリスタルプレップの元学生、トワイライトスパークルと彼女の友達の友達、アバカスシンチの駆逐艦、ブルーライトニングとサンダークラウドのマスター、そして友情テーブルの騎士団の素晴らしいメンバー

Indigo Zap has transformed into SUPER ANGEL 750,000,000,000 SUPERCELL BLUE LIGHTNINGSTORM PEGASUS ANGEL OF ELECTRIC JUSTICE AND HOPE!

We were really amazed by Indigo Zap's Super Angel 750,000,000,000 transformation, but when the counterpart of Anakin who was corrupted by The Dark Force of The Force saw it, he fell into a dark rage.

Me: Wow, Indigo Zap's transformed.

Nico: That's so awesome, now it's Shadowbolt Pegasus of The Blue Lightning VS. Corrupted Jedi.

Lincoln: Wow, Indigo Zap, you look amazing. How do you feel?

Indigo Zap: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Thunderstorm and Hope) I feel incredible, Lincoln. Now, I'll deal with Anakin's dark counterpart.

Anakin Skywalker, Eli, and Ahsoka Tano joined with Indigo Zap, and they activated their lightsabers.

Anakin Skywalker: We'll help Indigo Zap keep my corrupted counterpart distracted, Lincoln, while you, J.D., Nico, Nicole, and Princess What's Her Name go save Padme.

Lincoln: You got it, Anakin.

Lincoln, Me, Nico, Nicole, Princess What's Her Name, and the twelve girls head for Padme's location, and once we got out of the way, Anakin Skywalker, Ahsoka Tano, Eli, and Indigo Zap went after Anakin's corrupted counterpart. Indigo Zap attacked by firing powerful blasts of dark blue and light blue energy, massive blasts of lightning, and Pegasi made of pure lightning, and they exploded with incredible power.

Indigo Zap: Anakin, I know you want to save Padme, but turning to The Dark Side of The Force isn't the right way. Palpatine lied to you, he wanted to corrupt you and turn you to The Dark Side of The Force, and turn you into Darth Vader.

Suddenly, Indigo Zap's words had reached Anakin deep into his heart, mind, and soul, and the truth had set him free from the corruption that Palpatine had induced on him.

Counterpart Anakin: I...I can't believe it. Palpatine turned me into his pawn, and I almost killed Padme. Is there still time to save her?

Anakin Skywalker: (Smiles) I have a feeling that our friends got to her in time to save her life. Come on, let's go.

Anakin Skywalker, his counterpart, Ahsoka Tano, and Indigo Zap then ran for our location. Meanwhile during the fight, Lincoln, Me, Nico, Nicole, Princess What's Her Name, and the twelve girls made it straight to Padme's location, and Lincoln had used a special technique utilizing The Force to heal her, and after a few labor-inducing hours, Padme had given birth to Leia and Luke. Anakin Skywalker, his counterpart, Ahsoka Tano, and Indigo Zap arrive at our location, and Anakin's counterpart then saw Padme, she was now alive and well, and with two newborn twins in her arms, and it brought a smile to his face, as he joined her by her side.

Then, Lincoln used his psychic powers and with a single thought, Palpatine and all those loyal to The Sith were Super Hakaied for good, and merged Anakin and Padme's counterparts with the ones that are with us, and Padme had her two newborn twins still in her arms. Then, when we got back home, Indigo Zap holstered her massive Sword of The Friendship Table on her back and powered down, but her new body, clothes, weapons, and jewelry were permanent. Then, Lincoln and Nicole went up to the twelve girls who were with us, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them. The twelve girls were Nanako Yukishiro, Koto Ōtsuki, Kino Yakobe, Tao Hanakai, and Amane Katagiri from Senryu Girl, Yuya Shiina, Sakuya, Tokito, and Mahiro from Samurai Deeper Kyo, Lirin from Saiyuki, Scheris Adjani and Mimori Kiryu from S-Cry-Ed.

Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Nanako Yukishiro, Koto Ōtsuki, Kino Yakobe, Tao Hanakai, Amane Katagiri, Yuya Shiina, Sakuya, Tokito, Mahiro, Lirin, Scheris Adjani, and Mimori Kiryu.

Nicole: From Senryu Girl, Samurai Deeper Kyo, Saiyuki, and S-Cry-Ed, awesome.

Lincoln: Are you girls okay?

Nanako Yukishiro: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.

Then, when Nanako Yukishiro and the other eleven girls saw who it was that saved them from Anakin who was corrupted by The Dark Side of The Force, their faces turn atomic red upon seeing the 16-year-old 7'0" tall, handsome, white-haired, bare-chested hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead, a golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive and wide right pec and it was surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, a Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem, and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids on top, a deep sapphire blue kanji on his wider muscular back that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Lightning Storms, The Weather, and the Thirteen Elemental Forces, Man With A Plan, Golden-Hearted Brother of 16 Siblings, and Golden-Hearted Lover, Father, Son, and Husband", and he had deep sapphire blue eyes.

He had his massive Sword of Taranis holstered on his wider and muscular back, his orange Crystal Saber holstered on his left hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, the Pisces constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck, large weighted orange bands on his massive biceps and thighs, his large Cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive and indestructible deep blue angel wings surging with powerful super lightning and the stars and blue nebulae reflecting on them, and he was dressed in an orange version of He Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with hanging silver lightning bolts held up by his Belt of Elemental Bravery with large orange gem for the belt buckle on his waist, a pair of large blue pants with gold lightning bolts on the thighs, and large white leather combat boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and armor on the toe area, silver Thunder Kanji earrings, a large silver Thunder Kanji necklace on his neck and across his permanently bare chest, large fingerless black gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it, a large Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring on his left ring finger, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger, and he had eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs.

Nanako Yukishiro: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.

Then, Lincoln made eleven clones of himself, and he and the eleven clones of himself went up to the girls, and they picked them up and hugged them in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and kissed them on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrap their arms around the necks of Lincoln and his clones, as we cheered over the scene.

Nanako Yukishiro: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.

We returned home to the Estate, and we told everyone what happened on Planet Mustafar and when we showed everyone what Lincoln did in saving Padme's life and getting rid of Palpatine and The Sith for good, his siblings piled on and gave him the biggest group hug ever, and his future wives gave him a big group hug and kissed him all over, and they also hugged Indigo Zap, which she returned.


After saving Anakin from The Dark Side of The Force, along with Padme's life, and obliterating Palpatine and The Sith for good, we were training intensely in the gym doing 100,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 9,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds. Then, we got a shower afterwards.

After that, Lincoln, Nanako Yukishiro, Yuya Shiina, Angol Mois, Melody Honey, Hikari Tsuneki, Miku Nishio, Patricia "Patty" Wagon, Claire Victorious, Lucretia Zola, Botan Negoro, Sasara Watanabe, Hibari Hanakoganei, Suzume Sakurajosui, Aoi Sakurada, Ange Serena, Rupiah Rood, Lila Hart, Tillis, Haruka Koumi, Yuriko Aoki, Kazuki Arisaka, and Yuno Kashima were getting ready for their date, and this time, it's at Toronbo Beach in Hyrule.

But, they're not the only ones going, Ed Cowart and his girlfriend Cattleya, Marinette Cheng and Adrien Agreste, Eddy and Luan, Double D and Linka, Lightning (Total Drama) and Lynn Loud, Ganta Igarashi and Shiro, and Ed (Ed Edd n Eddy) and Leni were also going as well.

Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 16-year-old, 7'0" tall white-haired, handsome, and extremely muscular teen was dressed in large orange swim shorts with a Thunderbird, Buffalo, and elemental forces on them, and he still had on his jewelry and weapons holstered in case of trouble.

Ed Cowart was dressed in blue swim shorts with a phoenix on them, and he still had on his jewelry and weapons holstered in case of trouble.

Adrien Agreste was dressed in black swim shorts with his Cat Miraculous on them, and he still had on his jewelry and accessories and weapons holstered in case of trouble.

Eddy was dressed in yellow swim shorts with jawbreakers on them, and he still had on his jewelry and weapons holstered in case of trouble.

Double D was dressed in purple swim shorts with jawbreakers on them, and he still had on his jewelry and weapons holstered in case of trouble.

Ed was dressed in white swim shorts with jawbreakers on them, and he still had on his jewelry and weapons holstered in case of trouble.

Lightning (Total Drama) was dressed in blue swim shorts with the Number 1 on them, and he still had on his jewelry and weapons holstered in case of trouble.

And Ganta Igarashi was dressed in red swim shorts with red flames on them, and he still had on his jewelry and weapons holstered in case of trouble.

Nanako Yukishiro was dressed in a two-piece red bikini with rabbits on them, and she still had on her jewelry and weapons holstered in case of trouble.

Yuya Shiina was dressed in a two-piece purple bikini with a revolver on it, and she still had on her jewelry and weapons holstered in case of trouble.

Angol Mois was dressed in a two-piece yellow bikini with angels on them, and she still had on her jewelry and weapons holstered in case of trouble.

Melody Honey was dressed in a two-piece black bikini with a star on it, and she still had on her jewelry and weapons holstered in case of trouble.

Hikari Tsuneki was dressed in a two-piece blue bikini with ocean waves on them, and she still had on her jewelry and weapons holstered in case of trouble.

Miku Nishio was dressed in a two-piece yellow bikini with yellow flames on them, and she still had on her jewelry and weapons holstered in case of trouble.

Patricia "Patty" Wagon was dressed in a two-piece blue bikini with blue flames on them, and she still had on her jewelry and weapons holstered in case of trouble.

Claire Victorious was dressed in a two-piece white bikini with bullets on them, and she still had on her jewelry and weapons holstered in case of trouble.

Lucretia Zola was dressed in a two-piece green bikini with a witch's hat on it, and she still had on her jewelry and weapons holstered in case of trouble.

Botan Negoro was dressed in a two-piece white and blue bikini with blue flower petals on them, and she still had on her jewelry and weapons holstered in case of trouble.

Sarasa Watanabe was dressed in a two-piece white bikini with orange flower petals on them, and she still had on her jewelry and weapons holstered in case of trouble.

Hibari Hanakoganei was dressed in a two-piece pink bikini with stars on them, and she still had on her jewelry and weapons holstered in case of trouble.

Suzume Sakurajosui was dressed in a two-piece blue bikini with stars on them, and she still had on her jewelry and weapons holstered in case of trouble.

Aoi Sakurada was dressed in a two-piece black bikini with a crown on it, and she still had on her jewelry and weapons holstered in case of trouble.

Ange Serena was dressed in a two-piece white bikini with a cross on it, and she still had on her jewelry and weapons holstered in case of trouble.

Rupiah Rood was dressed in a two-piece red bikini with a phoenix on it, and she still had on her jewelry and weapons holstered in case of trouble.

Lila Hart was dressed in a two-piece white bikini with stars on it, and she still had on her jewelry and weapons holstered in case of trouble.

Tillis was dressed in a two-piece red bikini with flames on it, and she still had on her jewelry and weapons holstered in case of trouble.

Haruka Koumi was dressed in a two-piece black bikini with the logo of the Fourth Peacekeeper Squad on it, and she still had on her jewelry and weapons holstered in case of trouble.

Yuriko Aoki was dressed in a two-piece pink bikini with sakura blossoms on them, and she still had on her jewelry and weapons holstered in case of trouble.

Kazuki Arisaka was dressed in a two-piece orange bikini with culinary items on them, and she still had on her jewelry and weapons holstered in case of trouble.

And Yuno Kashima was dressed in a two-piece dark blue bikini with robots on them, and she still had on her jewelry and weapons holstered in case of trouble.

Cattleya was dressed in a two-piece dark purple bikini with a sword on it, and she still had on her jewelry and weapons holstered in case of trouble.

Marinette Cheng was dressed in a two-piece red bikini with polka dots on them, and she still had on his jewelry and weapons holstered in case of trouble.

Shiro was dressed in a two-piece red two-piece bikini with blood red flames on them, and she still had on her jewelry and weapons holstered in case of trouble.

Lynn Loud was dressed in a two-piece scarlet red bikini with basketballs on them, and she still had on her jewelry and weapons holstered in case of trouble.

Luan was dressed in a two-piece yellow bikini with a jester's hat on it, and she still had on her jewelry and weapons holstered in case of trouble.

And Leni was dressed in a two-piece sea foam green bikini with King Ghidorah on it, and she still had on her jewelry and weapons holstered in case of trouble.

Lincoln, Ed Cowart, Lightning (Total Drama) Ed, Double D, Eddy, Ganta Igarashi, and Adrien Agreste had an atomic red blush on their faces upon seeing the girls in their bikinis, and the girls had an atomic red blush on their faces upon seeing the boys in their swimsuits.

Lincoln: Alright, everyone, let's get going.

Lynn Loud: Lead the way, bro.

Lincoln led the way for the boys and the girls as they left the Estate, and to their destination: Toronbo Beach in Hyrule. When they arrived at Toronbo Beach, it was an amazing beach.

Lynn Loud: Whoa, look at this beach. Lincoln, what is this place?

Lincoln: This is Toronbo Beach in Hyrule. Link told me about this place, and I figured this is the perfect place to have our date at.

Leni: Alright, let's have some fun.

And with that, the boys and the girls began having some fun, such as diving into the large oceans of water and swimming, and in Lincoln and Lynn's case, going surfing, even playing a game of Volleyball in separate teams on the sandy beaches. Then, they had some lunch that Lynn Sr. packed for them. Then, as the sun began to set, Lincoln and the boys went up to the girls, and they shared a romantic passionate kiss as the sun turned orange on the horizon. Then, they came back to the Estate.

Me: Hey, gang, how was your date?

Lincoln: It was awesome, J.D. We went to Toronbo Beach in Hyrule.

Lynn Loud: You should've seen it, large ocean of water, palm trees, and white sand. It was perfect.

Leni: It was totes perfect for our date, and we took pictures of Toronbo Beach.

Leni took out the pictures for us to see, and indeed it was a beautiful place.

Lori: Wow, Leni, this place looks amazing.

Bobby Santiago: And thanks to you all, we found another perfect place to have fun on a date or for all of us to go on vacation.

Lincoln: Thanks, Bobby.

Nico: Hyrule definitely has some amazing and beautiful places to go to.

May: It's hard to believe that Ganondorf was trying to destroy everything and rule over it.

Nico: He's nothing but a black-hearted monster, honey. (Smiles) But, J.D. made sure that he'd never return.

Me: You got that right.

Dawkins Dalmatian: (British Accent) Along with his minions.

Lincoln: That's right, Dawkins.

Minerva Mink: But, there's bound to be more enemies of Hyrule, so we need to be ready for them.

Nico: My thoughts exactly.

Pinkie Pie: (On a radio) We're ready J.D.!

Me: Copy that.

We went back home to the Estate.


We came in and Ed saw that the Estate was dark.

Ed Cowart: Why are the lights off?

Me: I'll get those.

I turned them on and then…

Everyone: SURPRISE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY ED!

Ed Cowart: (Gasp) OH WOW! YOU ALL REMEMBERED!

Nico: Yep we sure did.

Me: Wouldn't miss your birthday for anything Ed.

We got to partying and we had an awesome party for him with the water park and it was great! We had presents and cakes and everything.


Later we were in the city walking around. Suddenly we heard a groan.

Meteormon: Guys, there's someone sick in that alleyway.

We heard groans of pain and we went in and saw a 12-year-old with brown hair and in a red dress lying on the ground in excruciating pain.

Me: Oh no! What's wrong!?

Girl: Help me! IT HURTS SO MUCH!

Me: What hurts?

Girl: My stomach!

Me: Lets get her to the hospital!

I picked her up and we took her there.

Girl: Am I about to be Gene Slammed?!

Namine: No. Your hair doesn't seem to be falling out. So, you're fine.

The doctor came in and took her into the operating room and opened her mouth and then reached in with tongs and to our shock and disgust we saw him pull out a long and disgusting worm!

Me: OH GOOD GOD!

Nico: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?

Lisa: That appears to be a Cestoda Platyhelmenthies; Street name: Tapeworm.

Me: OH MAN!

The girl woke up and we were there with her.

May: What's your name?

Helena Nicos: Helena Nicos. What happened?

Me: Well the doctors found this in you.

They held out a bag and in it was the tapeworm.

Helena Nicos: WHAT IS THAT!?

Me: It's a tapeworm. It's a type of parasitic worm and it could have killed you.

Nico: How did that get inside you?

Helena Nicos: Oh no. Mom did this to me! She told me that I was too fat and she must've given this to me to trim down.

Lola: Wait a second. I thought you looked familiar. You came in second place all the time right?

Helena Nicos: That's right. Wow you're Lola Loud! The famous Beauty Pageant Star.

Lola: Yep.

Me: How did your mom give this Tapeworm to you?

Helena Nicos: She just told me to close my eyes and open my mouth and then I swallowed something and now I know that it was this tapeworm.

We gasped in shock!

William: This worm needs to die!

Me: You got that right!

I took the bag and enveloped it in a huge ball of fire and incinerated the Tapeworm into ash.

Me: Good riddance.

Helena Nicos: How could my mother do this to me? (Crying)

May went over and comforted her.

Me: You could've died Helena. Tapeworms can sometimes travel through your blood into your brain and kill you. I think your mother wants you dead.

Nico: Maybe.

Then the police detectives came in.

Detective Ferrington: Ah looks like you guys are here too. We heard what happened. I'm Detective Joel Ferrington, Gotham Royal York Police Department.

Me: Pleasure to meet you Detective.

Armada Cyclonus: (to Helena) You wanna spend Thanksgiving with us?

Helena Nicos: I would like that. My mom is now officially not my mother anymore after what she did to me.

Detective Ferrington: Thank you for telling us this Helena. We'll make sure your mother gets punished severely for this.

Helena Nicos: Thank you Detective.

We went to Helena's mom's house and busted in!

Lola: So, you used beauty pageants in your sick plan to abuse your daughter?!

Mrs. Nicos: You'd put a tapeworm in yourself too if you were too fat!

Powerglide: She wasn't even fat to begin with!

Me: Yeah! We saw something like this on Untold Stories of The ER and that was nuts!

Nico: You saw that show too J.D.?

Me: Yeah I sure did and it was crazy. (To Mrs. Nicos) But back on track, You need to be locked up for a long. long time!

Detective Ferrington: Yes that's right! Amelia Nicos, (Slaps handcuffs on her) you are under arrest for 1st degree attempted murder, torture and child abuse. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.

Mrs. Nicos: YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! I WAS HELPING MY DAUGHTER!

Me: YEAH YEAH! Tell it to the judge! But not today because it's Thanksgiving.

They took her way.


Later it was time for Thanksgiving!

Manaphy, Poromon, Horsea, Poliwag, Tentacool, and Jirachi: Happy Thanksgiving, everybody!

Numbuh 274: Thanks, guys!

Manaphy, Poromon, Horsea, Poliwag, Tentacool, and Jirachi: AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY ED!

Ed Cowart: Oh thanks guys! You all are such amazing friends!

RD Me: You earned it buddy.

Me: Talk about a huge double whammy celebration. Also this is a massively huge milestone for all of America. It's the 400th Thanksgiving!

Eli: Oh wow! That is awesome!

Rainbow Dash: WOW! 400 Thanksgivings? That is amazing!

Me: Yep it sure is.

Kearney, Samon Shakekisutanchin, Ryugu Tamatebacco, Pterodactyl Ghost, Lythos, Solomon Grundy, Jimbo, Dolph, Dr. Viktor, Madame Masque, INSTIGATOR, and Moonstone then appeared.

Kearney: Can me, Samon Shakekisutanchin, Ryugu Tamatebacco, Pterodactyl Ghost, Lythos, Solomon Grundy, Jimbo, Dolph, Dr. Viktor, Madame Masque, INSTIGATOR, and Moonstone hang out with you guys today? I'll even invite Kearney Junior.

Me: You all sure can. It's my turn to lead today anyway.

Vypra and ALL OF the MASTERS OF EVIL showed up too.

Vypra: Don't forget all of us. I know it's supposed to be all of us enjoying this time with you guys but because of the Twisted Princesses running around and causing problems we're gonna have our usual battles still. Just this once.

Me: Fine with me.

Dark Spicer: Awesome! Oh and Ed, Happy Birthday man.

Ed Cowart: Thanks Dark. My birthday falls on Thanksgiving once every six years. So I won't have it on this holiday till 2027 next time.

Me: Wow!

Eli: Long time.

Twilight Sparkle: It sure is.

Swift Foot: So... what do we do first?

Nico: First we always watch the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. That's one of my favorites.

Carol: Mine too. So awesome.

Me: I like it because of the floats. They are cool.

Lana: Yep.

We got to watching the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade and it was amazing.

The floats in the parade were amazing.

Dolph: (to Helena) Sorry about what your mom did to you.

Grundy: Bad mother use bad worm!

Helena Nicos: Yeah and I never want to see that monster ever again.

Sally Duncan: She is a really bad mother. No one should ever do that to their own child just because they think they are overweight.

Shaia: Yeah she has no honor.

Laney: No kidding.

We later watched the Football Games and Detroit was playing.

Rainbow Dash: AWESOME!

Helena Nicos: YEAH! GO DETROIT!

Nico: YEAH!

Ground Man: (to Rainbow Dash) Maybe you should become an ambassador like Arkayna.

Rainbow Dash: Now that would be awesome. I would choose a sports theme world for me myself.

Nico: And you are really awesome at sports R.D.

TOUCHDOWN!

Me: ALL RIGHT!

Detroit scored a Touchdown.

Jimbo: Things are getting good!

Madame Masque: Of course they are.

Me: Yeah they are!

Lynn Sr.: TIME FOR DINNER!

Me: Oh boy!

We got to having Thanksgiving Dinner and we were having Turkey, Pizza, Mashed Potatoes, Sweet Potatoes and more.

Helena Nicos: Pizza with Thanksgiving Dinner? Wow.

Me: We made some changes to the menu for Thanksgiving.

June (Avatar): Too bad we couldn't have that evil turkey that you guys faced this morning.

Me: Yeah it was for the best.

Nico: (CHOMPS ON A LEG) MMM! Delicious.

Helena Nicos: (Eats pizza) Awesome pizza.

Laney: It sure is good.

Fluttershy: And the salads are good too.

Lincoln: It sure is.

Jared: Boy I'll say.

Jared was eating Brussels Sprouts and broccoli.

Helena Nicos: You sure like your vegetables huh Jared?

Jared: I sure do Helena. Being a vegetarian is part of who I am.

Vypra: Yep and that is cool.

Evil Luxord: It sure is something.

Samon Shakekisutanchin: I also cooked salmon for us too!

Blake Belladonna: OOH! I'll eat that!

Samon Shakekisutanchin: Now now Blake. I made enough for us all.

Blake got to eating the salmon.

Yugito Nii: I am hungry for that.

Roxas: Can someone pass the turkey?

Eli did so.

Roxas: Thank you Eli.

Roxas got a leg.

Me: Mr. Lynn made a really awesome and big bird.

Nico: No kidding.

Maria: And the potatoes are delicious.

Carol: They sure are. My favorite part of Thanksgiving Dinners is the pies.

Luan: I made plenty of pies of various flavors for all of us.

Eddy: I bet they will be good.

Lynn: Just as long as you don't throw them in our faces.

Luan: Don't worry I am not gonna do that.

We were eating the pies.

Dr. Viktor: These pies are delicious!

Laney: I helped pick out the flavors. Coconut cream, Banana cream, Blackberry, Pecan, Apple, Pear, Strawberry and Peach.

Applejack: Those are delicious flavors Laney.

Me: As long as they aren't rhubarb. Lana is allergic to Rhubarb.

Laney: Oh no. I made sure not to have rhubarb added to the mix.

Lana: Thanks Lanes.

Mandy: Thank goodness Pud'n isn't gonna have any pies. He's allergic to pies.

Me: I have never known anyone that is allergic to pies.

Nico: Me neither.

Skullgrin: It's funny becuase Pud'n's name is similar to pudding and pudding is sometimes put into pies. Correct me if I'm wrong about that.

Me: You aren't wrong on that Skullgrin and I can't believe that dirtbag Sperg hates him and everyone.

Nico: Yep. I wonder how Mindy is doing.

Down in the collapsed mines of Gutterball Hill, Mindy was now a dead skeleton.

Nico: Don't care about her.

Me: Yeah what a loser.

Moonstone: (to Helena) Do you have a father?

Helena Nicos: I never knew my dad because he left us before I was even born.

Me: Oh I'm sorry Helena.

Laney: Do you have any grandparents or living relatives?

Helena Nicos: No I don't. My grandparents are dead. And my mother is now in jail.

Nico: Oh man. You can live with us from now on.

Helena Nicos: Wow! Thanks guys!

Volt Luster: (to Helena) I'm sorry if you had any Thanksgiving plans before this morning.

Brontes: Volt, for Thanksgiving, her Mother probably wanted to starve her.

Volt Luster: Yeah that would have been the case.

Helena Nicos: But it is good to eat my favorite foods again. (BURPS!) Oops pardon me.

Nico: No worries.

Lynn: Hey guys! Look what's happening on TV!

We went and saw something on TV and we saw what looked like Esmeralda.

Helena Nicos: Hey, look. It's Esmeralda.

INSTIGATOR: Look again.

We saw that it was TWISTED ESMERALDA!

Allie Knudson: OH NO! That's…

Allie Knudson and Helena: TWISTED ESMERALDA!

We gasped!

Lily: Wait how did you know about her Helena?

Helena Nicos: I saw the Twisted Princesses on the internet.

She went over her history.


Frollo raids the Court of Miracles and captures Esmeralda, Quasimodo, and Phoebus. He declares that Esmeralda will be burned at the stake for being a "witch" while Phoebus is sentenced to death. Quasimodo is locked and chained up in one of the bell towers overseeing Esmeralda's execution. Frollo proceeds to light the wood around Esmeralda and the flames begin to circle her. Quasi manages to break free of his restraints in order to rescue Esmeralda. Unfortunately, he was unable to make it to her before the flames consumed half of her. He wrapped her in a cloak and retreated with her in his arms, back to the bell tower as the town square broke out in a riot. Phoebus attempted to break free from his captors in order to assist Quasi and Esmeralda but was killed in the process. Frollo in all his anger and rage grabs a small team of soldiers and infiltrates Notre Dame while up in the bell tower Quasi lays down Esmeralda who was badly burned from the fire. She showed no response to Quasi's attempts at waking her. He fully covered her with the cloak and began to cry. Frollo heard the sniffling of Quasi through the door and entered with a knife behind his back. He pretended to console Quasi but before Quasi could react, Frollo slit his throat. Quasi's lifeless body laid on top of Esmeralda. Frollo turned to leave the bell tower just as Emseralda raised behind him. He turned and looked into her eyes, one whitened completely by the fire and in a raspy voice she said "You'll pay!" Frollo was disgusted with Esmeralda's new appearance and lunged at her with his dagger. She grabbed his wrist and flipped him into the corner. He began to yell for the guards who stormed the bell tower and circled her. They all proceeded to attack her but they were no match for her cunning which was now fueled by revenge. All the soldiers fell before her as Frollo cringed and tried to back further into the corner. She turned her attention to him. She strolled to him slowly, and picked up a torch from one of the fallen soldiers. He looked her in the eyes, and all he could see was the hatred she had for him and her determination for revenge. He became paralyzed with fear. She raised the torch above her head and said, "You will burn! You will all burn!"...


When she was done we were shocked and I growled ferociously!

Me: (GROWLS FEROCIOUSLY!) Frollo you stupid blasphemous heretic!

Nico: Yeah you turned Esmeralda into a monster!

Esmeralda: I can't believe I would become like this.

Quasimodo: No kidding!

Eli: Yeah. (Realizes something) Wait a second. Helena how do you know about Twisted Esmeralda?

Helena Nico: I saw the Twisted Princesses on the internet and they were all scary and thought to myself that they need to be destroyed.

Allie Knudson: Wow! Looks like you and I have something we don't like. In fact Helena, would you like to become my student?

Helena Nico: Wow! I would be honored Allie.

Allie Knudson: Awesome! But I'm going to be training you hard in everything I know so get ready.

Helena Nico: (Salutes) YES MA'AM! I won't let you down!

Me: You sure are full of spirit Helena.

Red Hood: Okay, I'm all for killing scumbags. But Esmeralda definitely isn't one of them!

Me: Uh Jason this is a Twisted Princess and she has to be destroyed. Frollo made her this way by killing her and Quasimodo.

Nico: That's right! That stupid blasphemous heretic made her this way.

Eli: I hate that Satanic freak!

Nunnally: Me too.

Mal: You said it.

Pterodactyl Ghost: I'll go fly and see where she is now.

Nico: I think it's obvious where she is at.

We saw the Eiffel Tower and we saw that she was in Paris.

Me: Looks like we're going back to Paris.

Helena Nicos: Awesome!

Allie Knudson: First lets get you your own fighting uniform.

Allie dressed up Helena and she had an awesome purple version of Goku's clothes and they had a red kanji for Phoenix on them. 鳳

Helena Nicos: Wow! These are cool!

Me: Yep. Lets get ready guys.

We were off to Paris!


PARIS, FRANCE


We arrived in Paris.

Gabriel: I already gave up my supervillain identity as Hawk Moth. And yet, Paris still gets threatened by evil!

Stone Man: At least there are no Akumas anymore.

Me: Yeah but also Esmeralda came from 16th Century Paris remember?

Gabriel: That's true.

We landed in the Paris Square next to the Church of Notre Dame. No one was out on the streets because the city was paralyzed with fear.

Me: Stay sharp everyone. She is here.

Eli was using the Force to find Twisted Esmeralda.

Ryugu Tamatebacco: Figures she'd come here. After all, this was Quasimodo's home for a while.

Me: Yeah and it was also the sight where we killed Frollo. Check it out.

I went over and showed everyone a plaque.

Allie Wilde: "In 1502 Team Loud Phoenix Storm along with Quasimodo, Esmeralda and Phoebus overthrew the evil blasphemous heretic Judge Claude Frollo and killed all his men and avenged those that were wrongly damned and persecuted." Whoa that is amazing!

Helena Nico: Wow it sure is! To tell you all the truth, I HATE Frollo and everything he did was absolutely pure evil.

Nico: We all hate Frollo too.

Eli: Yeah no kidding. What he did was absolutely disgusting and horrible.

Rumble: She could be hiding anywhere.

Nico: Look sharp.

Eli was sensing for her and then he heard something coming from an ally.

Eli: Something is coming from that ally!

Me: Hide!

We hid on top of a building.

Helena Nicos: Why are we hiding?

Me: We want to make an entrance.

Helena Nicos: Oh.

We saw her come out and we saw that it was TWISTED ESMERALDA!

Me: There she is. Lets go!

We jumped.

Twisted Esmeralda was lookined around and then…

A massive hurricane swirled around all of Paris and drenched the city all over with rain and lightning struck all over the place and then the eye swirled around the place and opened up and in the middle of the eye, it was calm and then…

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion blasted down from the middle of the eye and a phoenix cry was heard and we came out and landed in front of her.

Me: Twisted Esmeralda. So we meet at last. We're going to destroy you.

Twisted Esmeralda: You're trying to stop me? Last time I checked, all of us hate Frollo!

Lythos: Okay. You're right about that. But can't you see you've become as bad as him?

Me: That's right Esmeralda! Frollo killed thousands of innocent people and they were your people as you know!

Twisted Esmeralda: Don't you think I know that!?

Me: Yes we do and that Blasphemous Heretic deserved it for taking God's Laws into his own hands and using them to murder, burn and persecute those that were wrongfully damned! He viewed all people that are like you as heretics when in truth he was really a spawn of Satan.

Eli: He was a truly evil monster!

Me: Yep. Lets go guys!

Twisted Esmeralda: Face these bastards too!

She summoned a massive army of soldiers!

Lori punched a soldier in the face and knocked out most of his teeth and she fired a powerful blast of wind and blew him into a spear and impaled him!

POW!

Phoebus punched a man in the face and knocked out most of his teeth and Lola fired a powerful blast of fire and burned him to death. Luan fired a powerful blast of light and it hit a man in his chest and burned through his black heart and killed him. Teresa flew around the church and with her mechanical wings, she cut a bunch of ladders with a bunch of soldiers on them in half and sent them falling and Laney skewered them with spears of plants. Lincoln fired a powerful blast of lightning and electrocuted the soldiers all over and reduced them to ash. Lola fired a bunch of fireballs at the soldiers and they hit them and exploded into massive explosions of fire.

KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM! KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM! KRAAAABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM! KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM! KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM! KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM! KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM! KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBOOOOOOOOOOMMM!

Nico: You soldiers have failed this city!

Nico punched a soldier in the face and knocked his whole head off with devastating force and it was sent flying and it got impaled on a spear! Vince slashed a soldier in the stomach with a crystal sword and disemboweled him and then he slashed his head off and kicked it into the river! Carol fired a blast of King Ghidorah's Gravity Lightning and it hit a soldier and he exploded all over in an explosion of blood and carnage and she slashed a soldier in half with a powerful sword and she kicked another soldier in the face and fired Godzilla's Spiral Ray and he exploded all over as a pile of burning matter and it hit a bunch of buildings and caused them to explode all over into a massive wall of fire!

KRABBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM! KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMM! KRABBBOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!

Lucy Loud fired a powerful blast of night lightning and it hit a bunch of soldiers and electrocuted them and they exploded in massive explosions of fire.

KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!

Much of Paris was turned into a massive and raging inferno of epic proportions!

Laney formed a powerful scythe of plants and slashed a soldier in half and he dissolved from extremely potent sulfuric acid! Lana froze a bunch of Soldiers in blocks of ice and Lynn fired a massive wave of volcanic lava and incinerated them into nothing.

Quasimodo hit a soldier on his head from the church with a block of concrete and smashed his head in.

Victor smashed a soldier's head in with a brick.

BLANG!

Victor: Sorry! Sorry!

Hugo imitated an airplane and fired rocks at them like a machine gun. Killing a bunch of soldiers.

Luna fired a powerful blast of water and it slammed into a bunch of soldiers with the force of a megatsunami and sent them flying and they were skewered on a bunch of spears and killed instantly. Linka fired a massive blast of lightning and electrocuted a bunch of soldiers into ash.

Sam fired a blast of fire and incinerated a bunch of soldiers.

All the Masters of Evil all came and we all clashed with all of Frollo's men and a major league bloody battle broke out! Eli slashed a bunch of criminals and kicked them in the crotch and slashed one criminal's throat and decapitated him and Nico blasted a soldier's leg off and stabbed him and disemboweled him and splattered his intestines everywhere. Some men came at me and I punched them in their faces with a deadly uppercut and slashed them in their faces with my sword and Eli fired a blast of Force Lightning and electrocuted some of the men all over and Baron Mordo fired Mystic Bolts and blew them apart and Nico kicked the men in the stomach with incredible force and they belched up a huge amount of blood and Myotismon fired waves of blood red lightning and Laney fired waves of fire and thorns and burned the men all over the place. Electro and Lincoln electrocuted the soldiers all over with a massive amount of lightning and Starlight Glimmer fired waves of stars and energy and Twilight and the girls fired waves of elements and magic and blew the soldiers to pieces and splattered blood all over, Vypra and Luan blasted the soldiers with waves of light and darkness, Bane smashed the soldiers with incredible strength and ripped them apart with brute force and Laney fired waves of bramble vines and slashed him all over the place, Hydro Man and Luna drenched the soldiers with water, Becky and Rich Texan blasted the soldiers with guns and cactus balls and they hurt, Mandee and Selma & Patty blasted the soldiers with solar fire and burned them all over, Lola and Firefly blasted the soldiers with fire and burned them all over, Lana and Vexen froze the soldiers with ice and shattered them into a million pieces, Lily and Ebon blasted the soldiers with darkness and water, Lisa Loud and Calamitous blasted the soldiers with gears and energy rays and the Tech Skylanders all blasted them all with gears and energy, Lucy Loud, the Goths of Darkness, the Dark Skylanders and Webstor blasted the soldiers with darkness lightning, darkness fire and webbing, Leni blasted the soldiers with gravity lightning and King Hiss bit a soldier and poisoned him, Eddy and Dark Spicer blasted the soldiers all over the place with their blasters and light powers, Sora and Robo Blaze slashed and blasted the soldiers all over the place with Sora's keyblade and Robo Blaze's sword, Lori, Leonard and his pigs and the air skylanders trampled and smashed the soldiers all over and Lori blew them around in a powerful tornado, Lynn and Shiv slashed the soldiers with their swords of lava and light and incinerated them all over, Carol blasted the soldiers all over with powerful Orange Atomic Spiral Rays and Saïx bashed and smashed the soldiers all over the place with ballistic fury with his Claymore and smashed their heads off and splattered their blood and brains all over, Tara and Waffle Woman blasted the soldiers all over with fire, earth syrup and strawberry bombs, Edzilla pulverized and smashed the soldiers with incredible fury and blasted them with fire breath and even bit a couple of soldiers legs off and Number 7 blasted them with missiles and lasers, Edd as Iron Boy blasted them with missiles and energy blasts and Zs'Skayr blasted them with dark energy and slashed them with his scythe, Spiderman blasted the soldiers with webbing and tied them up and kicked and punched them all over the place and Vanitas blasted them all over with dark fire blasts, Robin slashed them with his sword and Common Cold blasted them with his snot blaster, Beast Boy crushed and smashed the soldiers all over as a Brachiosaurus and Xaldin spun them around in tornadoes, Cyborg and Technus blasted the soldiers all over with sonic cannon blasts and energy lasers, Volcana blasted the soldiers all over with fire and Larxene electrocuted them all over with lightning, Raven blasted them with darkness blasts and Roquefort and his cheese ninjas slashed the soldiers all over the place with swords of cheese and burned them all over with scalding hot cheese and the Light Skylanders blasted them with light and rainbow energy blasts, Starfire blasted the soldiers with starbolts and laser rays from her eyes and Katnappe slashed them all over with her claws, Aqua blasted them all over and slashed the soldiers all over with her keyblade and her powers and Skulker blasted them all over, Hunter fired waves of energy and Red X threw bombs and blasted them all over the place, Rita fired waves of lightning and Beautiful Gorgeous blasted and slashed the soldiers into a brutal pile of slop and the Magic Skylanders blasted the soldiers all over with magic and energy, Ariel and her sisters slashed and blasted the soldiers all over and Ghost blasted and slashed them, Linka fired a massive wave of lightning and Eccentro summoned an army of monsters from Mon World and they smashed and blasted the soldiers all over and reduced them all to piles of slop, Qin fired a massive blast of fire and Captain Cold blasted the soldiers with ice and froze them and burned them, Mary Jane slashed the solders all over with an arm sword and Evil Green Ranger slashed and blasted them all over the place, Sabrina Mason and Dark Laser blasted them all over with the Force and slashed the soldiers apart with their lightsabers and blasted them with Force Lightning, Sarah Gunnerson and Koragg slashed and blasted them all over with their swords and and earth and wolf magic, Nico and Myotismon blasted them all over the place with their Crimson Lightning and Grisly Wing, me and Lord Drakkon blasted and slashed the soldiers all over as they were coming towards me as I was fighting Frollo, Squirrel Girl summoned a massive scurry of squirrels and Whiteout blasted them all over with energy blasts and the squirrels and Squirrel Girl pelted the soldiers with nuts and bombs, Kairi and Dr. Light blasted them all over with light blasts, Sora Takenouchi and the Springfield Mafia shot them all over with blasts of love fire and a massive barrage of bullets, Lisa Simpson fired waves of Buddha energy and Cantwell blasted the soldiers all over with I Hate Lisa blasts, Homer Simpson as Pie Man and Bart Simpson as the Cupcake Kid and Wiggum pelted the soldiers with bomb pies and Wiggum blasted them with his gun and rolled over the soldiers like a boulder, Winx Club Stella blasted the soldiers all over with light blasts and Chalmers yelled a sonic scream that sounded like SKINNER, May fired waves of ice and Loki electrocuted the soldiers all over with lightning, Roman and Bertrand, Misty and Persephone, Carly and Haiku, Kalin and Morpheus, Devack and Dante, Greiger and Boris all blasted the soldiers all over with blasts of fire and energy, Akiza and Robo-Roxy slashed and blasted the soldiers all over and so did Sora and Robo Blaze and they smashed the soldiers all over the place with indiscriminate power and fury, Maggie fired waves of dark fire and Atomic Skull blasted the soldiers all over with atomic energy, Sam S.L., Dolph, Jimbo & Kearney wedgied and punched and blasted the soldiers all over with lava and powerful punches, Whitney Comic Book Guy flattened and squished the soldiers all over and splattered their blood and guts everywhere and Whitney blasted him with flowers, Girl Jordan fired a dragon of pure water and Russ Cargill blasted the soldiers with his gun, Dana fired waves of ice and Skinner blasted the soldiers with incredible fury, Jackie fired waves of fire and Krusty blasted the soldiers all over, and Fiona fired waves of lightning and Snake blasted with his machine guns. Patty and Selma blasted the soldiers with solar fire and Zzzax blasted them more with lightning and energy, Skulker blasted them with lasers and missiles, Professor XXXL rolled over the soldiers and flattened them, Mumbo Jumbo used his magic and sent them into the sun, Grizzly roared and slashed many soldiers all over, Golden Glider skated and slashed many soldiers throats and severed several of their heads, Shendu blasted many soldiers with fire, Duskmon fired waves of darkness and incinerated many soldiers, Evil Green Ranger blasted the soldiers all over the place, Selene slashed and drank many of the soldiers blood, Koragg slashed and blasted the soldiers all over, Condiment King squirted hot sauce into their eyes and burned their faces and Robo Roxy slashed them to pieces, Gentleman Ghost slashed and blasted the soldiers all over, Mojo Jojo blasted the soldiers all over with particle disintegrator rays, Webstor blasted the soldiers all over with his web blasters, Angel smashed a bunch of soldiers with her wings, Red Ghost blasted and smashed a bunch of soldiers with his apes, Rich Texan blasted a bunch of soldiers with his guns, Steam Smythe smashed and blasted the soldiers with his gears and machines, Skalamander slashed and smashed a bunch of soldiers with his crystals, Ebon used his portals to send many soldiers into the sun, Black Adam fired waves of lightning and electrocuted them all over, Electrocutioner blasted a bunch of soldiers all over, Shiv slashed a bunch of soldiers, Anti Wanda blasted a bunch of soldiers, Pyro incinerated many soldiers, Grumblemon smashed a bunch of soldiers with his club and smashed them into bloody pulp, Hydro Man blasted a bunch of soldiers into pulp, Hsi Wu flew and slashed a bunch of soldiers with his wings, Dr. Light and Firebrand blasted a bunch of soldiers with fire and light, Scorcher fired waves of fire and burned the soldiers all over, Man Boy and Femme Fetale blasted and pulverized a bunch of soldiers all over the place with their brute strength and blasters and the rest of the Masters of Evil and all of us were tearing all of them apart in a brutal and extremely bloody Braveheart Battle! Blood, guts and carnage was splattering all over the place and really saturating the ground all over with blood and gore. Linka blasted a bunch of soldiers with lightning and electrocuted them into ashes and Selene was really showing off her skills as she was slashing and cutting numerous criminals all over and drinking their blood all over. Varie stabbed a soldier in his chest and ripped his throat open with my bare hands and Lola incinerated him and Laney slashed a bunch of soldiers and disemboweled them all over the place and more and Lana froze a bunch of criminals all over and turned them into ice cubes. I slashed a soldier's head off and grabbed him and threw him to Evilseed where he had one of his plant tyrannosaurus's eat him and it splattered his blood and guts everywhere in one chomp. Vypra slashed a soldier all over with her sword and I grabbed a soldier by his hand and ripped his arm off and used his crowbar and smashed it into his eye and rip his head off. Nico grabbed a soldier by his face and ripped it off of him and then he plunged his hand into his stomach and ripped out his intestines and used them like a lasso and tied a soldier and threw him to Evil-Lyn where she blasted him with his staff and destroyed them both and Nico kicked a soldier and his foot went all the way through his chest and smashed his heart out. Then Lynn and Luan blasted him with lava and light and Nico and May blasted and hacked numerous soldiers all over with blasts of ice and lightning and destroyed them all over the place and more.

Adagio Dazzle: Time to unleash the song girls.

Aria Blaze: With pleasure.

They sang their song and it caused many of the soldiers all over to kill each other with extreme brutal hatred and then we were absorbing their negative energy.

Helena Nicos: WHOA! That was intense. Why do I suddenly feel immensely powerful?

Allie Knudson: It's part of our power. We have the ability to absorb negative energy and convert it into positive energy and it makes us more powerful.

Helena Nicos: Wow! That is amazing!

It was brutal and gorey!

Frafdo and Aimukk were blasting and smashing numerous soldiers all over the place like mad.

Helena was punching and kicking and pulverizing a bunch of soldiers all over.

Allie Knudson: Awesome job Helena! You're learning fast!

We killed all the soldiers and then went at Twisted Esmeralda and punched and slashed and pulverized her all over.

KROW BLAM BOOM BAM SMASH POW BIFF CRACK SMASH KATOW THWACK THOTH BLANG THUMP WHAP ZOINK!

Armada Cyclonus, Meteormon, Namine and Powerglide used the Decepticon, Digital World and Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Cyclonus' lasers, Meteormon and Namine's powers and Powerglide's Thermal Beam 100-fold.

Armada Cyclonus and Meteormon: METEOR LASER BARRAGE!

Namine and Powerglide: LIGHT THERMAL MEGABLAST!

Applejack, Sally Duncan, Apple Bloom, Apple Fritter, Big Mac, Granny Smith, Apple Rose, Goldie Delicious, Earth Skylanders and Stone Luna: EARTHQUAKE OF HONESTY BLAST!

They fired waves of energy and earth.

Samon Shakekisutanchin, Quasimodo, Esmeralda, Lemon Zest, Eli and me: ULTRA ENERGY BURST!

Helena Nicos: Take this you fiend! FURIOUS FIRESTORM BURST!

Helena fired a massive blast of fire and Samon and the group fired a massive blast of energy.

Ed Cowart: THANKSGIVING FOOD LIGHT STYLE: TURKEY SMASH!

Cattleya: THANKSGIVING FOOD DARK STYLE: HAM THROW!

Danny Phantom: THANKSGIVING FOOD GHOST STYLE: ECTO DRESSING!

Sam Manson: THANKSGIVING FOOD NATURE STYLE: MIXED VEGETABLE SPHERE!

Me: THANKSGIVING FOOD FIRE STYLE: BREAKS OF FIRE!

Varie: THANKSGIVING FOOD WATER STYLE: SWEET POTATO TSUNAMI!

Misty Tredwell: THANKSGIVING FOOD DARK STYLE: GRAVY TIDAL WAVE!

Lincoln: THANKSGIVING FOOD LIGHTNING STYLE: MACARONI AND CHEESE STORM!

Jessica Shannon: THANKSGIVING FOOD FIRE STYLE: BLAZING CARROTS!

Applejack: THANKSGIVING FOOD ORCHARD STYLE: APPLE CANNON!

Nanami: THANKS GIVING FOOD WATER STYLE: CRANBERRY SAUCE TIDAL WAVE!

Pinkie Pie: THANKSGIVING FOOD COMEDY STYLE: PIE CANNON!

And then Garrett and his group all used these techniques:

Garrett: bugsnax cryptid style: snaxsquatch

Julie Hinikawa: bugsnax music style: megamaki

Zap (Garrett's universe): (gurgling voice) bugsnax thunder style: mama mewon

Neo Politan (Garrett's universe): bugsnax mirror style: Strabby

Muty: bugsnax swamp style: White Strabby

Snorky the Elephant: bugsnax circus style: Razzby

King Shark (Garrett's universe): bugsnax sea style: Black Razzby

Lila Rossi (Garrett's universe): bugsnax fire style: Cheery

Cyclonis (Garrett's universe): bugsnax storm style: Rootle

Sapphire Ink: bugsnax ink style: White Rootle

Ridley (Garrett's universe): bugsnax plasma style: Banopper

Zoe Aves (Garrett's universe): bugsnax shadow style: Red Banopper

Robert the Tire: bugsnax tar style: Cobhopper

Forever the Orangutan: bugsnax metal style: Cocomites

Jotaro Kujo: bugsnax strength style: Crapples

Monika Salvato: bugsnax glitch style: Grapeskeeto

Yuri Salvato: bugsnax shadow style: Kweebles

Natsuki Salvato: bugsnax fire style: Lollives

Sayori Salvato: bugsnax ice style: Peelbugs

Guilala: bugsnax stock footage style: Pineantula

Cell (Garrett's universe): bugsnax meme style: Scorpenyo

Viridi: bugsnax plant style: Scorpepper

Princess Morbucks: bugsnax gold style: Bunger

Uzi Doorman: bugsnax nuclear style: BBQ Bunger

Nonon Jakuzure (Garrett's universe): bugsnax meme style: Shishkabug

Houka Inumuta (Garrett's universe): bugsnax water style: Tropicabug

Ira Gamagoori (Garrett's universe): bugsnax strength style: Instabug

Uzu Sanageyama: bugsnax wood style: Fryder

Satsuki Kiryuin (Garrett's universe): bugsnax metal style: Sweet Fryder

Garatt Nargo (Garrett's universe): bugsnax fire style: Aggroll

Sho Kusakabe: bugsnax blaze style: Pinkle

Iris Grace Tyler: bugsnax art style: Buffalocust

Cheri Henderson: bugsnax science style: Eggler

Scarlet Louise Jones: bugsnax dance style: Flapjackarak

Opaline Trudeau: bugsnax weather style: Waffstackarak

Ryuko Matoi (Garrett's universe): bugsnax shadow style: Flutterjam

Mine (Garrett's universe): bugsnax light style: Incherrito

Jasmine Queenston: bugsnax light style: Inchwrap

Bangray (Garrett's universe): bugsnax ice style: Noodler

Jeeves Weevil: Bugsnax bug style: Stewdler

Celeste Ludenberg: bugsnax tarot style: Preying Picantis

Rabbid Luigi: bugsnax void style: Scoopy Banoopy

Darth Vader (Garrett's universe): bugsnax thunder style: Tacroach

Claw Jr: bugsnax ice style: Baja Tacroach

Black Hole: bugsnax shadow style: Ribblepede

Slasha: bugsnax blood style: Sandopede

Poundy: bugsnax steel style: Sub Sandopede

Malcho (Garrett's universe): bugsnax storm style: Snaquiri

Andrea Davenport: bugsnax shadow style: Spuddy

Ashley the Witch: bugsnax magic style: Loaded Spuddy

Borat: (Kazakhstanian Accent) bugsnax meme style: Weenyworm

Wolfspider: bugsnax ice style: Shy Weenyworm

Pokerface: bugsnax poker style: Bopsicle

Brixton Lore: bugsnax steel style: Big Bopsicle

Invisible Wall: bugsnax camouflage style: Paletoss

Slimetime: bugsnax sline style: Paletoss Grande

Replica: bugsnax copy style: Kwookie

Cowboy: bugsnax milk style: Cheezer

Boneyard: bugsnax bone style: Chippie

Michael Corbyn: bugsnax hypnosis style: Charmallow

Murkury: bugsnax shadow style: Chillynilly

Doll: bugsnax doll style: Cinnasnail

Luna Lagoon: bugsnax water style: Hunnabee

Camoucloak: bugsnax camoflage style: Scoopie

Durge: bugsnax lightning style: Sherbie

Umbralla: bugsnax shadow style: Sprinklepede

Tommy (Legends of the Dragon) (Garrett's universe): bugsnax ice style: Snakpods

Gloria Davidson: bugsnax fire style: Cheepoof

Creeper (Garrett's universe): bugsnax speed style: Dr. Sodie

Tomura Shigaraki: bugsnax rot style: La Sodieux

Himiko Toga: bugsnax blood style: Mt. Sodie

Dabi: bugsnax fire style: Sodie D

Spinner: bugsnax lizard style: Flamin' Cheepoof

Mustard: bugsnax gas style: White Cheepoof

Princess Bloodmoon: bugsnax shadow style: Poptick

Magne: bugsnax magnet style: Caramel Poptick

Twice: bugsnax clone style: Sweetiefly

Mr Compress: bugsnax marble style: Crystal Sweetiefly

Hot Rodney: bugsnax speed style: Lovely Sweetiefly

Serif: bugsnax shadow style: Rainbow Sweetiefly

Jinx (Garrett's universe): bugsnax luck style: Wee Mewon

Axel Romano: bugsnax film style: Minimaki

Zone-Tan (Garrett's universe): bugsnax fire style: Mothza Supreme

Professor Moriarty the Wolf: bugsnax fire style: Bombino

Abominus the Living Corpse: bugsnax ice style: Daddy Cakelegs

Cronus, Amity Blight (Garrett's universe), Fenrir (Garrett's universe), Crona Gorgon and Zoé Lee: bugsnax element style: Baby Cakelegs

X-Squad: BUGSNAX FINAL SMASH: MARCH OF THE BUNGERS!

The X Squad releases 7 continents worth of bungers of various sizes (all dressed as military, navy and air force personel and vehicles) that attack the Twisted Esmeralda by charging at her and preforming professional wrestling moves on her.

Ed Cowart, Cattleya, Danny Fenton, Sam Manson, Me, Lincoln and our harems: THANKSGIVING FOOD FINAL SMASH: THANKGIVING STUFFER!

We fired a massive tsunami of Thanksgiving foods and we destroyed Twisted Esmeralda in an instant with them.

We cheered wildly when she was destroyed.

?: Soon, the world of mankind will bow down to me!

Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting around Lincoln, Linka, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lola and Lexx Loud's legs sisters, the eight large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Loud and Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Lori and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni and Loni Loud's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Luan and Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Laney and Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa and Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily and Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs were glowing, and that means big trouble was coming.

Ed Cowart: Oh crap, I was hoping not to hear that voice. You can come out now, Neff.

A dark figure came out of the shadows, and it was none other than Neff, the main antagonist from the video game, Altered Beast.

Me: Whoa, so that's Neff.

Ed Cowart: Yep, he's known as a God of The Underworld in the world of the video game Altered Beast, but he's a sadistic dark lord who delights in tormenting and torturing his world's version of Athena.

Lincoln: Yeesh, so he's also a tyrant as well. What can you tell us about him, Ed?

Ed Cowart: You won't like this bastard, Lincoln.

Ed Cowart proceeded to tell us about Neff, and as predicted, we weren't going to like it one bit.


Neff
Neff, known as the Demon God (魔神 Majin) in Japan, is a demonic god from the Underworld who is the main antagonist of the 1988 beat 'em up video game Altered Beast.

Biography
The background story of Neff had been expanded in PC Engine version of Altered Beast(narrated by Shuichi Ikeda).

Neff, a powerful underworld demon and denizen, challenged against Hades who is the original ruler of netherworld in a bid to seize Hades' throne for himself. Civil war broke out in netherworld, and though Hades fought as best as he could, Neff was simply too much and Hades was on the verge of being overwhelmed.

Zeus, to aid Hades dispatched his daughter Athena, the goddess of war and wisdom. With Athena's both tactical and strategic assistance, the tide of war turned in favor of Hades. Then, just when gods thought victory was within their grasp, Neff launched a daring surprise ambush which not even the goddess of wisdom foresaw. After successfully abducting Athena and taking her to netherworld, Neff took full advantage of Athena's captivity as an insurance and bargaining chip. Neff then plans to use her and drain her power to become more powerful.

Zeus, seeing that full frontal assault is impossible without the risk of harming Athena, revives a fallen Roman centurion (or Centurions if played with a partner), granting him (or them) the power to turn into different beasts, then commanding the hero (or heroes) to rescue his daughter. Neff of course, sends his evil minions to do away with the hero. When the hero eventually meets Neff but fails to transform into a beast, Neff simply walks off, refusing to fight the hero. When the hero either successfully transform into a beast or fails to become a beast by the third loop, Neff begins to grow in size, transforms into his own form of 'altered beast' as the background becomes cloudy with black smokes. Once he finishes transformation, he uses his powers of the altered beast to kill the hero. Because of transformed Neff's attacks and patterns are created specifically to counter the hero in a transformed state, fighting Neff in a monster form when the hero is not transformed is extremely difficult, if not outright impossible.

When Neff is defeated, he disappears in a bright cloud and the background is lightened. With every boss battle wins except the final stage, Neff appears out of the ground in a form of big head, stripping the hero of spirit balls which are essential for the hero to transform into beasts before fleeing with an evil cackle, with the hero pursuing Neff to the next stage.

Throughout the cutscenes of the game, Neff relishes tormenting Athena before turning her into a bird.

In the final battle at the Underworld's lost City of Dis where Neff presided over, the hero transforms into a golden werewolf (silver werewolf as a company if played with a partner), while Neff transforms into a bulky rhino named Sega van Vader. However, Neff is ultimately defeated, falling forward and dead, while Athena escapes him and was finally free.


When Ed Cowart was finished, we were indeed enraged at Neff's actions and deeds.

Me: This guy is absolutely a monster.

Nico: You said it, he's a menace to the Gods and he needs to be destroyed once and for all.

Ed Cowart: And that's what I'm going to do to him, Nico. I've had it with this bastard to last an eternity.

Me: I haven't played that game Altered Beast in forever. Go get him Ed!

Suddenly, Ed Cowart's eyes turned neon dark blue, and he was surrounded by a dark blue energy aura with dark blue flames and spirits of The Underworld, he unholstered his Slayer of Tyrants sword from his back, and as he approached Neff, he left dark blue energy, dark blue flames, and tormented spirits of The Underworld with every step.

Ed Cowart: You really disgust me, Neff. You may be a God of The Underworld in the world where you came from, but your crimes are inexcusable. You have committed so many crimes against The Gods and the living, and for that, the punishment for your wicked crimes is death.

Suddenly, Ed Cowart was surrounded by a massive vortex of dark blue energy with dark blue fire surrounding it along with the tormented souls of The Underworld, there was a dark blue phoenix flying around the vortex, and inside the vortex was a blue phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Ed Cowart emerged, but he was changed forever.

Ed Cowart grew to 7'0" in height, just like Me, Lincoln, Lynn Sr., Liam, Duke Lincoln, Loki, Loni, Luke, Lane, Larry, Lars, Leif, Lexx, Levi, Leon, Bobby Santiago, and Lynn Jr., Ed Cowart now has abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, he has dark blue eyes and a dark blue energy aura with dark blue fire and the spirits of The Underworld surrounding him, his hair grew reaching the bottom of his neck and it was tied up in a ponytail, and he has dark blue highlights in the bangs of his hair, he has a dark blue phoenix with the Fire Kanji in its claws emblazoned on his forehead, he has on phoenix earrings with the Fire Kanji in its claws and a necklace with a phoenix holding the Fire Kanji in its claws for the pendant across his permanently bare chest. Ed Cowart has massive dark blue angel wings with blue tips on the large dark blue feathers for his new body.

Ed Cowart has on his new large cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with dark blue gems on his wrists, and he also has on the same clothes as Me, Lincoln, Lynn Sr., Liam, Duke Lincoln, Loki, Loni, Luke, Lane, Larry, Leif, Lexx, Levi, Leon, Bobby Santiago, and Lynn Jr., but his version of He Man 2002's loincloth is dark blue, he has on long dark blue trenchcoat flaps with dark flames and the souls of The Underworld on the coattails held up by his new Belt of Elemental Bravery with large dark blue gem for the belt buckle on his waist, and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, he has large dark blue green weighted bands on his large biceps and thighs, large black jeans with dark blue flames on the legs, large black leather ankle-high combat boots with silver armor on the toes, and he has eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around his legs. The massive, wide, double-edged blade of his Slayer of Tyrants sword grew to 6'5" in length, the blue angel wings crossguard grew a little larger, the large blue gem for the hilt turned dark blue, the long black handle grew a little bit longer, and the pommel of the sword was a large faceted dark blue sphere pommel with surrounding dark blue gems.

Ed Cowart had the image of him and Cattleya kissing tattooed on his massive and wide right pec, and he has a dark blue phoenix tattooed on his wider and more muscular back. There's a dark blue kanji tattooed right below the dark blue phoenix that said, "Ed Cowart, Righteous Leader of The Anti-Royal Defenders Resistance, Slayer of Evil, Tyrannical, Power-Hungry, and Sadistic Monsters and Bastards, Loving Boyfriend of Cattleya, Master of Dark Blue Flames and The Souls of The Underworld, and Awesome Friend of Team Loud Phoenix Storm."

エド・カワート、反ロイヤル・ディフェンダーズ・レジスタンスの正義のリーダー、悪の殺し屋、暴君、権力に飢えた、そしてサディスティックなモンスターとろくでなし、カトレアの愛するボーイフレンド、ダークブルーの炎と地下世界の魂のマスター、そして素晴らしい友人チームラウドフェニックスストーム

Ed Cowart has transformed into SUPER ANGEL 750,000,000,000 DARK FIRESTORM PHOENIX ANGEL OF UNDERWORLD JUSTICE!

We were amazed by Ed Cowart's Super Angel 750,000,000,000 transformation, and when Cattleya saw it, she had an atomic red blush on her face when she saw her boyfriend turn into a handsome hunk. But, when Neff saw it, he fell into a demonic rage.

Me: Holy crap, Ed Cowart's transformed, and he's going to let that scumbag have it.

Nico: And when Cattleya saw what happened to him, she had an atomic red blush when she saw her man.

Cattleya: Wow, Ed, you look so ripped and handsome. How do you feel?

Ed Cowart: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of Fire and Dark Justice) I feel incredible, Cattleya, and now if you'll excuse me, I've got a Dark God to punish.

Ed Cowart went after Neff, who fired a blast of darkness at him, but Ed Cowart dodged it, and he fired powerful blasts of dark blue energy, dark blue fire, and souls of The Underworld at him, and they all exploded with incredible power. Then, Ed Cowart fired a blast of red energy, which hits Neff, and he'd sucked out all of Neff's godly powers, and he, along with the rest of us, made them our own. Then, Ed Cowart grabbed Neff, and hurled him into the air with his brute superhuman strength.

Ed Cowart: Say goodbye, Neff. Your days of tormenting the Gods and the world of the living are over. DARK FIRESTORM PHOENIX MEGABLAST!

Ed Cowart fired a massive dark blue energy blast with a phoenix inside it, and when it hit Neff, it exploded with incredible power.

KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

Neff: DAMN YOU, TEAM LOUD PHOENIX STORM!

The resulting explosion obliterated Neff and Super Hakaied his spirit for good. We cheered wildly for what Ed Cowart did as he holstered his massive Slayer of Tyrants sword on his wider and more muscular back and powered down, and his new clothes, weapons, jewelry, angel wings, large bands on his biceps and thighs, and eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around his legs are permanent.

Cattleya went up to Ed Cowart, who then picked her up in his massive and muscular arms, and they shared a passionate kiss.

Cattleya: Ed, that was so incredible. You delivered justice to Neff for his crimes and saw to it that he would never return.

Ed Cowart: Thanks, Cattleya.

Cattleya: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Ed Cowart's massive and wide right pec) Plus, I like what happened to you, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.

This caused Ed Cowart's face to turn atomic red, and they proceeded with another passionate kiss, and we cheered for them.

Me: That was so awesome! Lets head back home guys. Great job!

Nico: Thanks man.

We went back home to the gym.


In the gym we got ready. Six Gum Gang, Mummy, Pied Piper, Doctor Octopus, Waffle Woman, Avalanche, Titanium Man, Jet, Rojo, and Number 7 came.

Me: Six Gum Gang, Mummy, Pied Piper, Doctor Octopus, Waffle Woman, Avalanche, Titanium Man, Jet, Rojo, and Number 7.

Runt: Hope you guys are having a Happy Thanksgiving!

Lunk: I know I am!

Me: We sure are.

William: Of course we're having a Happy Thanksgiving.

Wilbur: Good to know!

Mummy: It'll be even more Happy when we put Esmeralda to rest.

Pied Piper: At least, this version of her.

Me: Yeah.

Doctor Octopus: (to me) June said you and the others fought an evil turkey.

Me: Boy we sure did!

Waffle Woman: Can you explain more about that?

Me: He was really the turkey from the Thanksgiving Horror movie series ThanksKilling.

Doctor Octopus: Whoa man! I know that movie series! That was crazy!

Me: Yeah it sure was. Ugly turkey too.

Mummy: Where did you guys send him?

Ed Cowart: We sent him into the sun and Super Hakaied his spirit.

Waffle Woman: Wow!

Vine Monster then appeared.

Me: Vine Monster. Back for round 2.

Vine Monster: Yep.

Me: Cool.

Vine Monster: So, how's your Thanksgiving been so far?

Levy McGarden: It's coming along really well and it's one of the best we've had.

Vine Monster: Glad you are all having fun. Eat a lot of turkey?

Levy McGarden: We sure did and man I'm stuffed.

?: (German Accent) Glad you all had fun ja.

A figure came out and it was BARON VON SHELLSHOCK!


Baron von Shellshock is a supporting antagonist in the Skylanders franchise, serving as a supporting antagonist in Skylanders: SWAP Force, Skylanders: Superchargers, and Skylanders: Imaginators. He is an evil baron who worked with Kaos.

He is voiced by Greg Proops, who also played Cryptograf in Asterix and the Vikings.

Skylanders SWAP Force

When Flynn, Tessa, and Whiskers arrived in Motleyville to see Sharpfin, Baron von Shellshock had Whiskers evilized and imprisoned Flynn and Tessa after announcing that he was in charge of "the new Motleyville". As the Skylander arrived on the scene, Shellshock sent the evilized Whiskers after them but fled when they managed to drive the evil bird off. During the course of the chapter, the Skylander had to chase the cowardly crab down through Motleyville, while getting past the obstacles Shellshock set up for them. After pursuing Shellshock to the core of Shark Town at the Motleyville Mall, the Skylander discovered that he had built a crab-like machine specifically to fight the heroes. Shellshock was soon defeated but swore that they hadn't seen the last of him. However, his words weren't taken seriously by Sharpfin, Tessa, and Flynn. Furious at this, Shellshock lashed out at them for not paying attention to him. In response, Sharpfin sent a few of his Dirt Shark companions to beat up Shellshock, who then ran away.

Skylanders SuperChargers

Shellshock has redeemed himself and now operates an arena called Battlebrawl. Though he tries to convince the Skylanders to be the main event, he walks away and pays them for their trouble but not before directing an insult at them.

Skylanders Imaginators

Shellshock appears in a cameo where he has become a well-known Creation Clash player called The Baron.


Spyro: Baron Von Shellshock!

Baron Von Shellshock: Good to see you again mein friends.

Hunter: (German Accent) So you are Baron Von Shellshock. (Speaking German) Ich habe viele große Dinge über dich gehört und über all den Ärger, den du in weiten Teilen der Welt der Skylands verursacht hast. (I've heard many big things about you and all the trouble you caused to much of the world of Skylands.)

Baron Von Shellshock: (Speaking German) Ja, und diese Skylander mit Kartoffelgesicht haben all meine Pläne für alles, was ich mag und tun möchte, ruiniert. Also entschied ich, dass Kaos nicht für mich funktionierte und schloss mich den Meistern des Bösen an. (Yes and those potato faced Skylanders ruined all my plans for everything I like and want to do. So I decided that Kaos was not working out for me and I joined the Masters of Evil.)

Applejack: What in the hay is that language?

Helena Nicos: That's German. I know that language and I've been learning it in school.

She went up to Baron Von Shellshock.

Baron Von Shellshock: Und who are you young one?

Helena Nicos: (Speaking German) Mein Name ist Helena Nicos und ich bin erst seit kurzem im Team. (My name is Helena Nicos and I just recently joined the team.)

Allie Knudson: Wow she sure is gifted.

Baron Von Shellshock: Ich freue mich, Sie kennenzulernen, meine feine Dame. Ich hoffe, es geht dir gut wie allen. (Pleasure to meet you my fine lady. I hope you are gonna be good as everyone is.)

Lemon Zest: Wow that is very talented. I decided I'm going to be your archenemy Shellshock.

Baron Von Shellshock: Wunderbar!

Nico: Lets do it.

Me: YEAH!

We got the battles underway.


Right Suzuki (ToQger), Twilight Sparkle, Thunder Sparkle, Luster Dawn, Sunny Starscout, Princess Cadance, Princess Amore, Flurry Heart, Lilly Crystal, Cloud Star, Minuette, Twinkleshine, Lemon Hearts, Moondancer, Lyra Heartstrings, Bon Bon, Donut Joe, Spike the Dragon, Shining Armor, Tempest Shadow, Swift Foot, Gallus the Griffin, Star Swirl the Bearded, Magic Skylanders, Rai, Sena, Joe Shimamura, Crystal Laney, Sector V KND, Numbuh 362, Akira Nijino and Numbuh 274 VS The Six Gum Gang - Helena being fed a tapeworm


The Six Gum Gang was first.

Wilbur: (to Right) Can't believe Helena got fed a tapeworm by her mom!

Dixie: And all just to seemingly lose weight?!

Right Suzuki: Yeah her mom is an absolute idiot. She had no idea what Tapeworms can do to people.

Twilight Sparkle: Yeah they are parasites and they can go up through your blood and into your brain and kill you.

Thunder Sparkle: That is terrible! I hope Helena's mom likes going to prison or the nuthouse.

Luster Dawn: What she did nearly killed her own daughter. What a monster!

Sunny Starscout: She has no love for anyone but herself. She may think it's for her daughter's best interests but in reality it's all for just herself.

Princess Cadance: That's what I was thinking Sunny.

Lorelai: I can't believe that this happened to her.

Wilbur: No kidding. I heard that J.D. saw this on TV at one time.

Goof: What was the show called?

Princess Amore: He said it was on a show called Untold Stories Of The ER.

Flurry Heart: Ronnie Anne's mom told me all about that show and it was really strange and weird.

Cloud Star: No kidding. That was crazy!

Lilly Crystal: Yeah it sure was. And it was strange.

Minuette: But Helena's mom is gonna be going to prison for a long long time.

Twinkleshine: Yep she was indicted on Child Abuse, Attempted Murder and Torture charges.

Lemon Hearts: She is looking at spending the rest of her miserable life in prison with no possibility of parole.

Moondancer: Good riddance to that monster.

Lyra Heartstrings: No kidding. If me and Bon Bon ever adopt a kid we would love them with all our hearts.

Bon Bon: You got that right Lyra. We would be great parents.

Wilbur: You definitely will be good parents.

Runt: Yeah you sure would.

Donut Joe: They sure would and everyone loves great parents.

Spike the Dragon: Yeah you got that right.

Shining Armor: Just like me and Cadance.

Runt: That's true. Also I heard Helena is now Allie's student.

Tempest Shadow: She sure is. She knows so much about the Twisted Princesses and Allie took her under her wing as her apprentice.

Swift Foot: I think that is so cool.

Gallus: Boy it sure is. I think it's awesome that Allie is Helena's teacher too.

Star Swirl: Boy it sure is. I think it's awesome.

Spyro: Yeah it sure is. Allie and Helena are gonna be great teacher and student.

Rai: That's right. It's awesome.

Sena: You got that right.

Joe Shimamura: I think it's awesome.

Crystal Laney: It sure is. Helena is gonna be in much better hands with us rather than with her evil mother.

Numbuh 1: I most agree with that.

Numbuh 2: Yeah you got that right.

Numbuh 362: Yep. She doesn't deserve Helena.

Akira Nijino: Prison will be the only place Helena's mother goes to die.

Runt: You got that right. Lets do it!

They fired waves of energy and magic and smashed them down.

Right Suzuki: That was great!

Twilight Sparkle: That was amazing!


Maxxine Stennson, Sunset Shimmer, Phoenix Shimmer, Triple Berry, Pepperdance, Cayenne, Wallflower, Firecracker Burst, Adagio Dazzle, Aria Blaze, Sonata Dusk, Gusty the Great, Fire Skylanders, Jet Link, Fire Lori, Ben, Gwen, Max, Shield Shredder and Swift Foot VS The Mummy from Ben 10 - Awesome Allie has Helena as her student


The Mummy was next.

Mummy: (to Maxxine) It's awesome Allie has Helena as her student. Although I honestly didn't expect Helena to have knowledge of the Twisted Princesses before she met us.

Maxxine: She has some experiences and she must've been following up on some of our adventures.

Sunset Shimmer: That is so cool and awesome. I am glad Helena is perfect for the team.

Phoenix Shimmer: Me too. Allie made the right call having Helena as her student. Especially with all the Twisted Princesses running amok.

Triple Berry: Yeah that is crazy and she is perfect for the team.

Pepperdance: (Cajun Accent) Ooowee! That is so amazing and we're glad that she is Allie's student now.

Cayenne: Boy we sure are and I think it's so amazing.

Wallflower: You said it.

Firecracker Burst: I think it's cool myself as well.

Adagio Dazzle: We all think that's so cool.

Aria Blaze: We sure do. It's awesome.

Sonata Dusk: Boy it sure is cool.

Gusty the Great: Helena's knowledge on the Twisted Princesses will come in handy for us.

Sunburn: It sure will be beneficial.

Jet Link: I agree with you there. Helena is ready to learn under Allie's tutelege.

Fire Lori: She literally is. I think that is so awesome.

Ben: That is gonna be cool.

Gwen T.: You said it.

Max: Yeah.

Mummy: Indeed. Lets do it!

They fired waves of energy and fire and smashed him down!

Maxxine: OH YEAH!

Sunset Shimmer: That was amazing!


Gwen (Total Drama), Rarity, Emerald Shine, Topaz Flare, Sweetie Belle, Kerfuffle, Thunder Terror, Button Mash, Pip-Squeak, Sassy Saddles, Sapphire Shores, Saffron Masala, Vinyl Scratch, Octavia Melody, Jet Set, Upper Crust, Fleur-De-Lis, Fancy Pants, Rose, Lily Valley, Daisy, Coco Pommel, March Gustysnows, Mistmane, Sable Spirit, Ocellus the Changeling, Water Skylanders, Liquid Leni, Geronimo Jr., Superman, Batman, Ra's Al Ghul and Ground Man VS Pied Piper - Turkie Was a Monster


Pied Piper was next.

Pied Piper: (to Gwen) Turkie was a monster. (laughs) A monster turkey!

They laughed.

Gwen (Total Drama): That's true and what Turkie did shows that he is a monster that gives all turkeys everywhere a really bad name.

Rarity: I agree with you there darling. What Turkie was going to do was awful!

Emerald Shine: Yeah no kidding!

Topaz Flare: He was going to wipe out everyone that eats turkeys.

Sweetie Belle: That is terrible! What he was gonna do was total genocide.

Kerfuffle: (Minnesota Accent) Yeah it was terrible. But thank goodness that J.D. and his group all stopped him doncha know.

Thunder Terror: Thank goodness and that is one turkey that I would never touch with a 10 foot pole.

Button Mash: Me neither and he killed so many people too.

Pip-Squeak: (British Accent) Yeah what a heartless beast.

Sassy Saddles: (British Accent) I agree with you all there. He was a REALLY BAD piece of meat.

Pied Piper: Where did they send that turkey?

Sapphire Shores: J.D. said that he and his group threw him into the sun and Super Hakaied his spirit.

Saffron Masala: (Indian Accent) Thank goodness for that everyone.

Vinyl Scratch: Good riddance to that rotten turkey.

Octavia Melody: (British Accent) Indeed there. It was horrible he did all that.

Jet Set: (Posh Accent) I agree with you there.

Upper Crust: (Posh Accent) Why I would have done the same thing myself.

Fleur-De-Lis: (Posh Accent) I agree myself. I would have done the same myself as well.

Fancy Pant: (Posh Accent) Me too chaps. That was one bad turkey that needed to be destroyed.

Rose: That was one nasty bird.

Lily Valley: Yeah no kidding!

Daisy: He was horrible!

Coco Pommel: Yeah no kidding.

March Gustysnows: (Minnesota Accent) He has no right to live after what he was doing doncha know.

Mistmane: Boy I agree there.

Sable Spirit: He brought all that on himself.

Ocellus: He sure did.

Gill Grunt: No kidding. He deserved to be destroyed.

Liquid Leni: Big time.

Geronimo Jr.: Indeed. I would not want to eat that bird.

Superman: Me neither.

Batman: Same here.

Pied Piper: Yeah. Lets do it!

They fired waves of jewels, water, ice and energy and smashed him down.

Gwen (Total Drama): Take that!

Rarity: Rapture Darling that was grand!


Scarlet, Pinkie Pie, Little Cheese, Maud Pie, Marble Pie, Limestone Pie, Cheese Sandwich, Three Stooges, Mr. & Mrs. Cake, Pumpkin Cake, Pound Cake, Alizarin Bubblegum, Somnambula, Silverstream the Hippogriff, Tech Skylanders, Steel Lynn, Spiderman, Chang Chengku, Pirate Man and June VS Doc Ock - Lemon Zest transforming


Doc Ock was next.

Doctor Octopus: (to Scarlet) It's great that Lemon Zest transformed today. She must be the first Shadowbolt to do so.

Scarlet: Actually both Lemon Zest and Indigo Zap transformed today. They looked awesome and are the first 2 Shadowbolts ever to transform.

Pinkie Pie: That is really really cool!

Little Cheese: Boy it sure is. I think it's really cool.

Maud Pie: (Monotonously) Lemon Zest transformed during the battle with Turkie and Indigo Zap transformed during the battle with another version of Anakin as he was corrupted by the Dark Side of the Force.

Marble Pie: Boy it was so cool.

Limestone Pie: It sure was. We thought it was cool to learn that they transformed.

Cheese Sandwich: It sure was amazing.

Moe: Boy it sure was cool. I have a feeling that many more transformations are coming.

Curly: Yeah and I hope they look better than Moe on a bad day. Nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk.

SLAP! POINK! BOOF!

Moe Slapped Curly and then boofed him in the stomach and poked him in the eyes.

Larry Fine: Hey leave him alone!

Moe: Butt out of this you Chowderhead!

POW!

Moe punched him in the face.

They laughed.

Mr. Cake: That is so funny!

Mrs. Cake: It sure is hilarious.

Pumpkin Cake: I always get a good thrill out of that.

Pound Cake: Me too. That is awesome.

Alizarin Bubblegum: Love a good comedy gag with the Three Stooges.

Somnambula: (Egyptian Accent) That is really funny.

Moe: Next time Curly says something I'll bust his skull and tear his tonsils out and gouge his eyes out.

Curly: Oh yeah!? (Barks like a dog at him)

Silverstream: Funny!

Sprocket: That always cracks me up.

Steel Lynn: Me too.

Chang Chengku: That is always funny.

Spiderman: It sure is funny.

Doc Ock: Yeah. Lets do it!

They fired waves of metal, gears, lightning and energy and smashed him down.

Scarlet: A successful victory!

Pinkie Pie: BEST USUAL BATTLE EVER!


Tara, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Thunderbird Apple, Lightning Fritter, Tender Tap, Frozen Fright, Apple Fritter, Big Mac, Sugar Belle, Granny Smith, Apple Rose, Goldie Delicious, Bright Mac, Pear Butter, Cheerilee, Strawberry Sunrise, Blue Raspberry, Grand Pear, Rockhoof, Cocoa Axe, Steela Oresdotter, Autumn Blaze, Coloratura, Yona the Yak, Earth Skylanders, Albert Heinrich, Stone Luna, Ren, Stimpy, Powdered Toast Man, Ripping Friends, Aeleus and Roxas VS Waffle Woman - Ed's birthday on Thanksgiving


Waffle Woman was next.

Waffle Woman: (to Tara) It's perfect that Ed's birthday's on Thanksgiving. He's earned it after how he helped last year.

Tara: Yeah you got that right. Ed's birthday being on Thanksgiving is really cool too.

Applejack: Boy it sure is. I think it's really amazing that Ed's birthday is also on Thankgiving.

Apple Bloom: Not only does he celebrate his birthday today but he also gets to eat turkey and pizza for his birthday too.

Waffle Woman: That's right. And that is so cool.

Thunderbird Apple: I think so too. It's awesome.

Lightning Fritter: It sure is. Ed is having lots of fun today because of the turkeys and football games and all that.

Tender Tap: He sure is having fun.

Frozen Fright: These adventures for all of us on his birthday are some of the funnest he has ever had.

Apple Fritter: It sure is fun.

Big Mac: Eeyup.

Sugar Belle: They sure are awesome too.

Granny Smith: Ed is having more fun than a June Bug in a porch light sale.

Apple Rose: He sure is cousin.

Goldie Delicious: That is a fact.

Bright Mac: I think it's all so awesome.

Pear Butter: It sure is amazing.

Cheerilee: Yeah it sure is amazing.

Blue Raspberry: This was the best Birthday Thanksgiving ever for him.

Strawberry Sunrise: And I know what would make this even more fun for him.

Waffle Woman: Let me guess. Black Friday Shopping Extravaganza?

Strawberry Sunrise: Yep that's right.

Rockhoof: (Scottish Accent) Aye. Perfect way to close it out.

Cocoa Axe: (Irish Accent) You said it lad. It'll be perfect for him.

Steela Oresdotter: (Norwegian Accent) Ja. It sure would.

Grand Pear: Nothing like a good shopping after Thanksgiving.

Waffle Woman: Wow! Does Equestria have its own version of Thanksgiving?

Autumn Blaze: It sure does and it's called Hearthswarming Eve.

Coloratura: It's like Independence Day, Thanksgiving and Christmas all rolled into one.

Waffle Woman: Wow! Three Major Holidays in one. That is big.

Yona: Yona excited her Pony Holiday next.

Flashwing: Me too. I can't wait to see what that is like for you all.

Stone Luna: That will be so cool dudes!

Albert Heinrich: It sure will be awesome.

Ren Hoek: It sure would.

Stimpy: I'm gonna be excited to see that.

Powdered Toast Man: Yes it most sure would be cool.

Crag: Boy it sure would.

Waffle Woman: I agree with you all. Lets do it!

Powdered Toast Man: POWDERED! TOAST! MAAAAAAAANNNN!

Crag: Come on fellas!

Ripping Friends: IT'S RIPPING TIME!

They fired waves of earth, rock, crystal, apples and energy and fire and smashed her down.

Tara: YEAH!

Applejack: YEEHAW! That was great!


Pohatu, Starlight Glimmer, Starburst Aurora, Fireheart Flame, Cozy Glow, Thorax, Sunburst, Trixie, Juniper Montage, Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon, Toxic Horror, Louie PoisonSea, Clover the Clever, Undead Skylanders, Sir Great Britain, Lightning Lisa, Cyclops, Wolverine, Rogue, Storm, The Beast, Gambit, Jubilee, Jean Grey, Rumble and Frenzy VS Avalanche - How the Turkey and pies were


Avalanche was next.

Avalanche: (to Pohatu) The turkey was delicious. And so were the pies!

Pohatu: Boy it sure was. Hickory Smoked Turkey with garlic and sour cream and chive mashed potatoes and beef gravy is awesome.

Starlight Glimmer: Oh yeah! It was really tasty.

Starburst Aurora: It was so delicious.

Fireheart Flame: Man I'm bloated. (BURPS)

Cozy Glow: Me too! I don't think I've ever eaten that much before.

Thorax: Me neither. I'm bloated.

Sunburst: Same with me. Man I'm stuffed.

Trixie Lulamoon: The Great and Powerful Trixie is stuffed and the pies were so good.

Juniper Montage: They sure were filling.

Diamond Tiara: They sure were.

Silver Spoon: (BURPS) Oh scuse me.

Toxic Horror: No kidding. One of the most awesome meals we've had.

Louie PoisonSea: So delicious.

Clover the Clever: I liked the Strawberry, Banana and Blackberry pies.

Hex: Those were delicious.

Sir Great Britain: They sure were awesome and tasty.

Lightning Lisa: Yes indeed and it was most delicious and scrumptious.

Cyclops: I'll say. It sure was.

Wolverine: Very delicious.

Jean Grey: It sure was.

Avalanche: Yep. Lets do it!

They fired waves of magic, stone, bones, energy and stars and smashed him down.

Pohatu: YEAH!

Starlight Glimmer: That was amazing!


Mack Hartford, Fluttershy, Mirage Daffodil & Butterfly Rose, Lily Longsocks, Toola-Roola, Coconut Cream, Discord, Zecora, Tree Hugger, Mage Meadowbrook, Sandbar, Life Skylanders, Pyunma, Plant Lola, Iron Man, Skullgrin and Submarauder VS Boris Bullski A.K.A. Titanium Man - The Football Games


Titanium Man was next.

Titanium Man: (to Mack) I really enjoyed the football games. What about you?

Mack Hartford: The Football Games are always fun on Thanksgiving.

Fluttershy: They sure are amazing. I have never been a sports fan myself. But whenever I'm in them with Rainbow Dash, I always root her on.

Mirage Daffodil: That's true but it's so awesome that Rainbow Dash loves football so much.

Butterfly Rose: Rainbow Dash loves football as much as Lynn.

Titanium Man: I heard that Lincoln was in a football game one time right?

Lily Longsocks: That's what we were told. Ms. Rita signed him up and thanks to J.D. and Varie and Lynn, they helped him win his first game. So cool!

Toola Roola: Lincoln is one awesome kid to win football like that.

Coconut Cream: He sure is. We're proud of him.

Discord: I like football myself. Even though I am the Embodiment of Chaos, I've always been a huge sports lover.

Zecora: In my lands, Sports have been a fun and timely part of our traditions for one to tell, but we don't go by the ways of the ringing of the bell.

Tree Hugger: But it is really far out dudes.

Mage Meadowbrook: It sure is.

Titanium Man: That is really amazing. I heard you all got a plaque over by Notre Dame Cathedral.

Sandbar: We sure did. It was to commemorate Day 1 of what J.D. calls The 13 Days of Light & Darkness Armageddon. It's called that because it's the 13 Days that lead up to the Climactic Showdown with Xehanort that would decide the fate of the entire universe.

Titanium Man: Wow! That is amazing! There must be a plaque for us in ALL 13 locations we went to.

Stealth Elf: There sure is. Day 1 was in the world of The Hunchback of Notre Dame against Frollo.

Pyunma: And I'm sure you know the rest.

Iron Man: But that was all awesome.

Titanium Man: It sure was. Wow. Lets do it!

They fired waves of energy, leaves, gears, flowers and fruit and smashed him down.

Mack Hartford: Take that!

Fluttershy: That was fun.


Green Lantern, Rainbow Dash, Storm Rainbow, Lightning Dust, Scootaloo, Pickle & Barley Barrel, Tornado Bolt, Rumble, Magma Gloom, Spitfire, Vapor Trail, Sky Stinger, Angel Wings, Soarin, Night Glider, Wind Socks, Cloudkicker, Blossomforth, Thunderlane, Cloud Chaser, Daring Do, Derpy Hooves, Flash Magnus, Indigo Zap, Lemon Zest, Sour Sweet, Sunny Flare, Sugarcoat, Frosty Orange, Velvet Sky, Smolder the Dragon, Air Skylanders, Air Lincoln, Françoise, Aang, Katara, Sokka, Chan Lee and Volt Luster VS Jet (Avatar) - Favorite part about the dinner


Jet was next.

Jet: (to Green Lantern) What was your favorite part about the dinner? Because I liked the turkey!

Green Lantern: I liked the turkey too. It was so tasty.

Rainbow Dash: I've always been a carbo loader so I liked the Turkey, Potatoes and bread rolls.

Storm Rainbow: I'm a big carbo loader myself so that's my favorite too.

Jet: Like mother like daughter.

Scootaloo: I liked all the food for Thanksgiving. It was awesome!

Pickle Barrel: It sure was all delicious.

Barley Barrel: Boy it all sure is.

Tornado Bolt: You got that right.

Rumble: All the food is so delicious.

Magma Gloom: It sure is. Especially the sweet potatoes.

Vapor Trail: I liked the cranberries. Those are great.

Sky Stingers: I liked the green bean casserole.

Spitfire: I'm a huge fan of mashed potatoes.

Angel Wings: I liked all of the food. It's awesome.

Soarin: My favorite part has always been the pies. I love pies.

Night Glider: All the desserts were awesome.

Wind Socks: They sure were and the bread was good too. Mary Knudson made amazing braid bread loaves.

Cloudkicker: Yeah those were amazing works of art.

Blossomforth: I'm a vegetarian and I like the salads.

Thunderlane: All the food was good. Especially the soup. Part of J.D.'s Tradition is that he and his famiy have Chicken and Lemon Soup with Thanksgiving too.

Cloud Chaser: It sure was good. The Lemon Soup was my favorite.

Jet: That soup really was good.

Daring Do: It sure was delicious.

Derpy Hooves: My favorite part is the Muffins.

Jet: Figures you would like the muffins Derpy because they are your favorite food.

They laughed.

Flash Magnus: That's true. But this was so much fun.

Jet: It sure was. Indigo and Lemon congratulations on transforming. You two are the first of the Shadowbolts to transform.

Indigo Zap: We sure are. I would like to see Abacus Cinch see us now.

Lemon Zest: Yeah she wouldn't stand a chance against us now that we have ascended.

Sugarcoat: That is awesome.

Frosty Orange: We're proud of you two.

Sour Sweet: Boy we sure are.

Sunny Flare: It sure is awesome.

Velvet Sky: You got that right.

Smolder: I'll say!

Whirlwind: Yeah baby!

Air Lincoln: Yeah that is so awesome.

Françoise: That is awesome.

Aang: Yep it sure is.

Katara: So cool.

Jet: It sure is. Lets do it!

They fired waves of energy, lightning, wind and rainbows and smashed him down.

Green Lantern: YEAH!

Rainbow Dash: That was AWESOME!


Tracer, Princess Celestia, Princess Platinum, Commander Hurricane, Chancellor Puddinghead, Smart Cookie, Private Pansy, Clover the Clever, Alt. Chrysalis, Light Skylanders, Light Lily, Amber Morning, Ben, Gwen, Red Hood and Winter Soldier VS Rojo - Helena's mom is a monster


Rojo was next.

Rojo: (to Tracer) Helena's mom is a monster. And now that I think of it, so is every tapeworm on Earth!

Tracer: (British Accent) No kidding there! But not only that but Tapeworms have been on the planet for over 270 million years.

Princess Celestia: Wow! That's a long time for a parasitic worm.

Princess Platinum: It sure is. But you should have seen how long that tapeworm Helena had was.

Rojo: How long was it?

Commander Hurricane: It was 18 inches!

Chancellor Puddinghead: Nico almost hurled his guts out!

Smart Cookie: But thank goodness he didn't.

Private Pansy: I don't think I even want to know where Helena's mom got that Tapeworm.

Clover the Clever: Me neither. Yuck!

Alt. Chrysalis: And all this just for Helena to lose weight.

Spotlight: She obviously had no idea about the awful dangers of tapeworms.

Light Lily raspberried.

Amber Morning did the same.

Ben: Yeah that was gross huh?

Gwen T.: It sure was. Helena is gonna be having nightmares for a while after seeing that Tapeworm.

Max Tennyson: It sure was. Remember how Dr. Cornelius Colon had a couple of giant tapeworms for Pets?

Rojo: I've heard about that. That was disgusting! YUCK!

Max Tennyson: Yeah it sure was.

Rojo: Yeah. Lets do it!

They fired waves of light and magic and energy and smashed her down.

Tracer: Jolly good!

Princess Celestia: That was so awesome!


Ed, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Ink Rose, Moonlight Raven, Dark Skylanders, Shadow Lucy, Lucille Loud, Rusty the Boy Robot, Stone Man and Guts Man VS Number 7 - Twisted Esmeralda being killed by Frollo


Number 7 was next.

Number 7: (to Ed) It's shocking that Twisted Esmeralda was killed by Frollo. This is merely one more reason for us to despise that man.

Ed: You got that right there.

Princess Luna: What Frollo did to so many people makes him not a man but a savage monster from the fires of the Inferno.

Moondust: Yeah he did all kinds of terrible things.

Snowdrop: He would be worse than anyone we faced from the Disney Movies.

Gari: He is an absolute monster.

Ink Rose: His heart is blacker than any Goth we know.

Moonlight Raven: It sure was black.

Blackout: No kidding about that.

Shadow Lucy: I may like things that are dark but Frollo was too dark even for me.

Lucille Loud: (Scottish Accent) Aye. I agree with you there lass.

Rusty the Boy Robot: Sure a shootin too.

Number 7: It sure was. Lets do it!

They fired waves of energy and darkness and smashed her down.

Ed: (Laughs)

Princess Luna: A true victory of the night!


Levy McGarden VS Vine Monster


Vine Monster was next.

Vine Monster: This is gonna be good.

Levy McGarden: It always is for me. Lets do it!

Levy formed the script for burn and fired a blast of fire and burned him all over.


Lemon Zest VS Baron Von Shellshock


Baron Von Shellshock was nexr.

Baron Von Shellshock: Lets see how you like this!

Lemon Zest: Bring it crabcakes!

Lemon Zest fired waves of lemons and smashed him down.


SPD Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Nico, Lola, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lisa and Lily VS Vine Monster.


The Rangers battle with Vine Monster was next.

Nico: It's buttkicking time!

SPD Rangers: READY! SPD EMERGENCY!

They transformed!

Jack: "One! S.P.D. Red Ranger!"

Sky: "Two! S.P.D. Blue Ranger!"

Bridge: "Three! S.P.D. Green Ranger!"

Z: "Four! S.P.D. Yellow Ranger!"

Syd: "Five! S.P.D. Pink Ranger!"

Anubis Doggie Cruger: "Defender of the galaxy! S.P.D. Shadow Ranger!"

Sam: Force from the future! S.P.D. Omega Ranger!"

Kat: "S.P.D. Kat Ranger!"

Nova: "Force from the future! S.P.D. Nova Ranger!"

All: Rangers ready! Space Patrol Delta, (SIREN WAIL) Defenders Of Earth!

KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! SPD!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the SPD Rangers too!

Nico: Awesome! Lets do it! JUDGEMENT MODE!

Nico held up his morpher and activated Judgement Mode and a timer came on. 30 Seconds Later a red X lit up.

Nico: GUILTY! CANINE CANNON!

ARF ARF!

The Canine Cannon was formed.

Nico: FIRE!

They fired energy and elements and the blasts all hit Vine Monster and he exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!

He was locked into a Containment Card.

Nico picked it up.

Nico: Vine Monster you have failed this world again.

Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.


We regrouped and cheered wildly.

Avalanche: This was an awesome Thanksgiving.

Titanium Man: It's not over yet.

Jet: There's still the dodgeball game later.

Nico: First, can I tell you guys what I'm thankful for?

Rojo: Go ahead, Nico.

Nico: (smiles) I'm thankful that we've managed to stay as a team despite all the battles we've been through. And that we'll always be friends no matter what!

The rest of us were touched to hear that.

Number 7: (smiles) We're honestly very happy to hear that, Nico.

Me: We sure are. And Ed did you have the best birthday ever?

Ed Cowart: You bet I did! It was awesome!

Me: Awesome! Now it's time for the main After Thanksgiving event. Lets get ready for a massive Black Friday Shopping Extravaganza!

Everyone cheered wildly!

Jet: On second thought maybe we won't have the Dodgeball game after all.

Esmeralda: (To the viewers) Hope you all have a lovely Thanksgiving. This was a big day for all of us.

Me: Boy it sure was. Now it's time to get ready for the awesomest Black Friday Shopping Extravaganza ever!

We went and got ready for that.

TO BE CONTINUED…


Another awesome fanfic done.

HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO YOU ALL AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO OMEGAHATCHIYAK12.

The first part of the chapter was for ThanksKilling and that was ugly and freaky. The second part was for Star Wars III.

NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Etstheclarencefan and ninjakingofhearts all gave me the ideas for this and so did the Guest Reviewer. Thanks guys. No rescues tomorrow but the guest reviewers idea for the Warner Siblings still stands on. Next up is gonna be an awesome Black Friday Shopping Extravaganza and it's gonna be AWESOME!

See you all tomorrow