WARNING: This chapter is gonna have a REALLY Gory battle. Read at your own risk
Over in Australia, Me, Eli, Nene, Allie Wilde, Maria, Marie, Qin, Erica, Ellie, Lillian, Megan, Simone, Miranda, Gina Pele, Lola Namiko, Sunny Flare, Nelanie and Alana the Stakataka Gene-Slammer were flying over the landscape.
Alana Vongphachanh: (Laos Accent) So, you guys have been here before, right?
Me: We sure have and it was right when we met Fairy Tail Guild and they joined us on all of our awesome adventures.
Eli: That's awesome and this is gonna be amazing taking down McLeach.
Me: Yep. Last time we faced him he fell over the waterfall as we were taking down a Crocodile Heartless.
Missy: That's amazing.
Simone: Boy it sure is. But I'm glad you guys took down that Heartless.
Sunny Flare: Same here.
Alana Vongphachanh: So you guys have unfinished business with McLeach.
Alana concentrated and groaned as her hair fell out.
Me: Yep we sure do and this time we're not going to let that waterfall kill him.
Alana turned into STAKATAKA!
Miranda: YEAH!
Nelanie: (Laos Accent) What can you tell us about McLeach?
Me: Well he is a poacher.
I went over his history.
Percival C. McLeach is the main antagonist of Disney's 29th full-length animated feature film The Rescuers Down Under.
He is a ruthless, cunning, and bloodthirsty poacher who is motivated to kill animals and sometimes humans without any reason beyond his own sadistic pleasure and greed, as he wanted to capture a rare eagle named Marahute and sell her for a fortune. McLeach was so very antisocial that he tried to feed off Cody to swarm crocodiles when he had outlived his usefulness. He is one of the most sadistic and darkest Disney villains in history. He is also the archenemy of Cody and Bernard.
He was voiced by the late George C. Scott, who also played Smoke in Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue. His singing voice was provided by Frank Welker, who also did the vocal sound effects of Joanna the Goanna and Twister the Snake in the same film.
Not much known about McLeach's early life, but he had 3 years of formal education before either being needed at home, quitting, or being expelled. He considers this a great achievement. It is unknown how he got his pet monitor lizard named Joanna, although he accepts her as his poaching partner, he constantly disliked her incompetence and shows her little patience. At an unknown point, he captured several animals, including a frill-necked lizard named Frank and a koala bear named Krebbs, for a profit and held them all in the same room for an unknown period of time prior to the film. Krebbs found it surprising that McLeach would add a human to this collection.
The Rescuers Down Under
McLeach was first introduced to Cody when the boy fell into a pit-trap after he befriended a rare and magnificent eagle known as Marahute beforehand. The boy still had one of her feathers as a parting gift, which would prove to be a mistake as McLeach noticed the feather and decided to kidnap the boy to help him track down the eagle (though McLeach was also intending on kidnapping the boy regardless, so as not to risk being found by the authorities). Cody told him the feather was a secret and he could not tell McLeach who gave it to him, but McLeach insists that he knows who gave him it seeing as to how he has the exact same feather of Marahute's mate whom he killed.
McLeach proceeds to toss Cody's backpack to crocodiles to trick the rangers into believing that the boy had been eaten by the animals and thus covering his tracks. Meanwhile, Cody is driven to McLeach's lair where he is soon put in a cage alongside a collection of rare and protected Australian wildlife, many of which are living in terrible conditions.
However, Cody is in luck as two mice from the Rescue Aid Society are soon sent to aid him, being none other than Bernard and Bianca, the heroes of the first film. Upon arriving in Australia, the two mice become aware of McLeach's true plan once they track him down.
Knowing that Cody was emotionally attached to the eagle, McLeach cruelly lied to the boy, telling him that he heard from the radio that the Marahute had been shot by another hunter and thus, nobody was around to guard her eggs. However, this was a facade and when Cody ran off to find the eggs, McLeach followed in his bushwacker. He also brought along his lizard sidekick named Joanna, so that she could eat the eggs and thus, ensure that McLeach gets even more wealth via making Marahute the last of her kind (not knowing that Bernard had managed to save the eaglets and put three egg-shaped rocks in their place).
McLeach proceeds to capture Cody and Marahute, taking them to a cliff where he ties Cody up and decides to feed the boy to a swarm of saltwater crocodiles since he had outlived his usefulness, but Bernard manages to stop the machine McLeach was using to lower Cody into the river.
McLeach has responded by getting out of the vehicle and personally started firing at the rope holding Cody with a shotgun, but Bernard once again thinks fast and tricks Joanna into chasing him, causing her to knock both McLeach and herself into the river in the process.
While in the river, McLeach is attacked by crocodiles, but he fends them off. After a while, the crocodiles departed and McLeach taunts them triumphantly thinking that he out did them. However, as McLeach turned around and notices Joanna waving goodbye, he realizes in horror that the crocodiles were not actually afraid of him, but were swimming away from a huge waterfall. McLeach panics and tries to escape, but is swept over the falls and plunges from the waterfall to his possibly watery grave.
When I was done, everyone was shocked!
Eli: WHOA MAN!
Nelanie: That is absolutely sick! But he has a goanna lizard for a pet? That's cool.
Erica: Those are cool lizards. I would like to have Joanna for my pet.
Me: Maybe we can make that happen.
Maria: How about we feed him to the crocodiles instead?
Me: Hmm. That would not be a good idea. He fought off the crocodiles with ease as we were fighting the Crocodile Heartless.
Maria: Right I forgot about that.
Sunny Flare: What's that over there?
We got onto a cliff and looked and we saw McLeach and he had a Tropical Mermaid and a Great Golden Eagle Gene-Slammer tied up and tied on a crane and he was USING THEM AS LIVE BAIT!
Eli: That sick monster!
Me: Just like before. Watch this.
I unsealed a sniper rifle and loaded one 50 caliber round into it and I had a laser sight ready.
Me: This is gonna be good.
Syrus: That's gonna be one amazing shot.
Me: Yep. Watch this.
I had McLeach caught in the crosshairs and his leg was locked on.
Me: Cover your ears everyone. This is gonna be loud.
They did so.
I put on noise blocking earmuffs.
Me: (Imitating Dirty Harry) Go ahead. Make my day.
I pulled the trigger and then…
KRABOOOM!
The bullet was fired and then it hit McLeach in his leg and blew it completely to pieces and he screamed in pain!
Eli: WHOA!
Erica: HOLY SHIT!
Ellie: You really smoked his ass!
Me: Doing what I can with what I got. Lets go!
We went at McLeach!
Joanna came.
Maria: Hey, Joanna. (pets her) Who's a good girl? McLeach doesn't give you that much attention, does he?
Joanna shook her head for no.
Erica: I can give you the attention you crave.
Joanna was happy about that!
POW BIFF SMASH KROW!
Eli was punching and kicking McLeach all over.
McLeach then rolled him over and pinned him.
McLeach: I'm going to tear you limb from fucking limb!
Eli: Well I hope you can enjoy doing that with one fucking eye!
Eli stabbed him in the eye with a senbon needle and then…
POW!
Eli punched him in the face hard and knocked out some of McLeach's teeth and then…
CRUNCH!
He kicked him in his balls!
Sunny Flare then had it with McLeach. Suddenly, Sunny Flare's purple eyes turned neon purple and she was surrounded by a purple energy aura with purple fire surrounding her, and as she approached the ruthless poacher, she left purple energy, purple fire, and ponies with every step. Then, Sunny Flare was surrounded by a massive vortex of purple energy with purple fire and purple light surrounding it, there was a pony running around the vortex, and in the vortex was a light purple phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Sunny Flare emerged, but she was changed forever.
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Sunny Flare grew to 6'0" in height, she had the body of a goddess, her purple hair grew longer and went down to her legs and had neon purple highlights in the bangs, she had neon purple eyes and a purple energy aura with purple fire and flames surrounding her, she has a pony surrounded by purple fire with phoenix emblazoned on her forehead, she has on pony earrings with the Fire Kanji in its hooves and a necklace with a pony holding the Fire Kanji in its hooves for the necklace, she has on a sleeveless dark purple blouse with a neon purple phoenix, a dark purple skirt with fire on it, dark purple high heels with flames on them, she has large light neon purple angel wings with pink tips on the large light purple feathers, and a sleeveless dark purple trenchcoat with fire and flames on the coattails and flames, and on the back is a pony and a sun. Sunny Flare has her massive Sword of The Knights of The Friendship Table out, and she has on her new Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with green gems on her wrists, Belt of Elemental Bravery with large green gem for the belt buckle on her waist, and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her right hip. There's also the kanji for "Sunny Flare, Master of Fire and Member of The Knights of The Friendship Table and Former Student of Crystal Prep, Destroyer of Abacus Cinch, Master of the Fire of Friendship and Awesome Member of the Shadowbolts and Master of the Purple Fires of Friendship."
サニーフレア、火のマスター、友情の騎士団のメンバー、クリスタルプレップの元学生、アバカスシンチの駆逐艦、友情の火のマスター、シャドウボルトの素晴らしいメンバー、友情の紫の火のマスター。
She had transformed into a SUPER ANGEL 750,000,000,000 PHOENIX OF FIERY HOPE AND JUSTICE!
We were amazed by Sunny Flare's transformation!
Me: WHOA! Sunny Flare transformed!
Eli: Awesome!
Missy: Wow! Sunny you look amazing! How do you feel?
Sunny Flare: (Divine Echoing Fiery Voice of The Sun) I feel amazing Missy. Now to give this ruthless monster a taste of the power of fire.
Sunny Flare flew at McLeach and punched him in the face all over with devastating force and kicked him all over.
I got the Tropical Mermaid and Great-Golden Eagle Gene-Slammer over to us.
Rui: Thanks for saving us. My name is Rui and I'm a Tropical Mermaid.
Me: Pleasure to meeet you.
Maria: (to Great Golden Eagle Gene-Slammer) What's your name?
Great Golden Eagle Gene-Slammer: (Australian Accent) I'm Catherine Nicos.
Maria: Are you related to Helena Nicos?
Catherine Nicos: How do you know Helena?
Maria: She's now part of the team and is in Allie Knudson's custody.
Me: It's a really ugly story.
Rui: What happened?
I told them everything and when I was finished they were shocked!
Catherine Nicos: Oh man! I knew mom was crazy but I didn't know she was THAT crazy!
Rui: Poor girl.
POW!
Eli punched McLeach in the face.
Eli: Take this!
Eli then flared up his fist with energy and then….
POW! SQUELCH!
He punched his fist all the way through his chest and all the way through his black heart and out his back! McLeach died in an instant and then he fell off Eli's arm and into the river and the crocodiles ate him for dinner. It was a bloody feast.
Me: He is chow.
Maria: I knew having crocodiles eat him was a good idea!
Eli: Aw it was nothing.
Me: Nice job bro!
Catherine Nicos: Wow! Eli is one powerful fighter.
Me: Yep he sure is. I taught him everything he knows.
Rui: You are one good teacher J.D.
Miranda: He sure is.
McLeach's spirit appeared.
Me: You are not fit for Heaven, Hell or the Warp. (Holds hand out) SUPER HAKAI!
I obliterated him and banished McLeach to Oblivion.
Maria: And now, Marahute will be fine.
Me: Thank goodness Marahute wasn't in that cage like last time.
Eli: True. Maria can you wash my arm off?
Maria: Sure thing Eli.
Maria washed the blood off his arm.
Catherine Nicos: Is mom really in jail?
Me: Yes she is. She got Life Without Parole plus 132 years in prison.
Catherine Nicos: And now your eldest daughter is teaching her in everything she knows? Wow. I'm proud of her.
Rui: We both are.
Me: Yep.
I put on my blind man glasses and Eli and Syrus covered their eyes and I snapped my fingers and Alana and Catherine were reverting back.
Alana: (regains her hair) Helena's gonna be happy to see you again.
Catherine: She sure will mate. They both were back to normal and Alana was naked and Catherine was topless.
Maria gave Alana new clothes and Catherine a new shirt.
Catherine Nicos: I heard you guys killed the Paradigm Brothers.
Me: We sure did. Let me guess. It was Arthur Paradigm that slammed you.
Catherine Nicos: That's right. He slammed me with the DNA of the rare Great Golden Eagle.
Missy: Turns out that you aren't the only one. Many of us got Gene-slammed by the Paradigm Brothers.
Qin: And I'm one of them. I'm a Komodo Dragon Gene-Slammer.
Catherine Nicos: Wow. That's rough.
Me: It is.
Catherine Nicos: (holds her head in pain) At least I know that my so called mom is in jail!
Me: You can still see Helena.
Simone: Reign in the power with the strength of your will Catherine. We did it and now you can too.
Catherine concentrated and then a golden yellow aura flared up around her and she sprouted golden angel wings from her back and her vision was the keenest she had ever seen.
Catherine Nicos: Whoa! That was intense! But why does my back feel so heavy?
Eli: I think it's because you now have these incredible wings. When you reigned in your Gene-Slammer form you became like our teammate Maximum Ride. She is part bird now like you.
Me: Yep. It's a strange story.
Catherine Nicos: Wow! That is so cool!
Me: Yep. Lets head back home.
We went back to the estate.
After dealing with McLeach this time for good, Lincoln, Me, Nico, Nicole, Sour Sweet, Mollie, Homer, Bart, Lisa, Maggie, Moe, Carl, Lenny, Barney, Sideshow Bob, and the Springfield Scumbags in The Masters of Evil were heading to the world of The Simpsons Movie via The Simulator, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the eleven girls, but we're going to kill Mr. Burns, Quimby, Hans Sprungfield, and all the evil versions of The Springfield Scumbags in the Trappucino Event.
Lincoln: Whoa, we're in the world of The Simpson Movie, and I think I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the eleven girls, but we're going to kill Mr. Burns, Quimby, Hans Sprungfield, and all the evil versions of The Springfield Scumbags in the Trappucino Event.
Me: That's right, big guy. This is going to be good.
Nico: (Smiles) You said it, J.D. It's been a while since we've gone into a Simpsons world in The Simulator and ripped apart Mr. Burns, Quimby, and Hans Sprungfield.
Snake Jailbird: Not to mention our evil versions of ourselves, dude.
Principal Skinner: And I'm glad you invited us, Lincoln.
Lincoln: Thanks, Principal Skinner.
?: HELP!
Suddenly, Lincoln heard the sound of thirteen girls calling out for help. With his deep sapphire blue cyborg eyes and superhuman sight, along with sensing energy signals, he saw and heard where the call for help was coming from. He saw the thirteen girls, but they've been cornered by Mr. Burns, Quimby, Hans Sprungfield, and the evil counterparts of The Springfield Scumbags, and they're going to kill them.
Lincoln: Guys, I found the thirteen girls, but they've been cornered by Mr. Burns, Quimby, Hans Sprungfield, and the evil counterparts of The Springfield Scumbags, and they're going to kill them. Let's go and rip them to shreds.
Nico: (Smiles) Now, you're talking, big guy. CHARGE!
We all rushed in, and Lincoln fired a massive blast of lightning from a swing of his massive Sword of Taranis and really electrocuted Mr. Burns, Quimby, Hans Sprungfield, and the evil counterparts of The Springfield Scumbags, and when Mr. Burns, Quimby, and Hans Sprungfield saw us, their eyes turned red with rage. Suddenly, Sour Sweet's light purple eyes turned neon light purple, and she was then surrounded by a pink and blue energy aura with candy and diamonds surrounding her, and as she approached Mr. Burns, she left pink and blue energy, candy, and diamonds with every step.
Sour Sweet: Charles Montgomery Burns, your crimes against Springfield and the world can never be forgiven. You are nothing more than The Devil Incarnate, and I will see to it that you will pay for your crimes in full!
Then, Sour Sweet was surrounded by a massive vortex of pink and blue energy with candy and diamonds surrounding her, there was a Pegasus flying around the vortex, and inside the vortex was a blue phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Sour Sweet emerged, but she was changed forever.
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Sour Sweet grew to 6'0" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she had blue highlights on the bangs of her long pink hair with blue highlights, she has neon light purple eyes and a pink and blue energy aura with candy and diamonds surrounding her, she has a Pegasus with diamonds surrounding her emblazoned on her forehead, she has on Pegasus earrings with the Light Kanji in its hooves and a necklace with a Pegasus holding the Light Kanji in its hooves for the necklace, she has on a sleeveless light blue blouse with a pink phoenix, a purple skirt with candy and diamonds on it, dark blue high heels with bows on them, she has large yellow wings with light blue tips on the large yellow feathers, and a sleeveless dark purple trenchcoat with candy and diamonds on the coattails, and on the back is a Pegasus and diamonds surrounding it. Sour Sweet has her massive Sword of The Knights of The Friendship Table out, and she has on her new Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with pink gems on her wrists, Belt of Elemental Bravery with large pink gem for the belt buckle on her waist, and her Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her right hip. There's a light blue kanji below the Pegasus and diamonds that said, "Sour Sweet, Member of The Shadowbolts, Former Student of Crystal Prep, Friend of Twilight Sparkle and Her Friends, Destroyer of Abacus Cinch, Master of Candy, Diamonds, and Light, and Awesome Member of The Knights of The Friendship Table."
サワースウィート、シャドウボルトのメンバー、クリスタルプレップの元学生、トワイライトスパークルと彼女の友達の友達、そろばんシンチの駆逐艦、キャンディー、ダイヤモンド、ライトのマスター、そして友情テーブルの騎士団の素晴らしいメンバー
Sour Sweet has transformed into SUPER ANGEL 750,000,000,000 CELESTIAL SOUR AND SWEET PEGASUS ANGEL OF JUSTICE AND HOPE!
We were amazed by Sour Sweet's Super Angel 750,000,000,000 transformation, but when Mr. Burns, Quimby, Hans Sprungfield, and the evil counterparts of The Springfield Scumbags saw it, they fell into a dark rage.
Me: Whoa, Sour Sweet's transformed.
Nico: You said it, bro. Now, she's going to bring the pain to that bitter old vulture, Burns.
Lincoln: Wow, Sour Sweet, you look amazing. How do you feel?
Sour Sweet: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of Candy and Justice) I feel incredible, Lincoln, and now, I'm going to take care of that bitter old vulture, while you guys rip apart the others.
Lincoln: Alright, everyone, let's rip them to shreds!
The rest of us transformed and got out our weapons, and we went at the others, while Sour Sweet went after Mr. Burns, and she fired powerful blasts of pink and blue energy, sour and sweet candy bombs, light, and diamonds, which hits Mr. Burns and exploded with incredible power. The rest of us fired a barrage of powerful rainbow and neon colored energy blasts and elemental forces at Quimby, Hans Sprungfeld, and the evil versions of The Springfield Scumbags. Then, Sour Sweet tossed Mr. Burns into the barrage, and he also got hit.
Lincoln then fired an electromagnetic blast which brought Mr. Burns, Quimby, Hans Sprungfeld, and the evil versions of The Springfield Scumbags together and they couldn't escape. Lincoln also merged the counterparts of those not involved in Springfield's corruption with the ones who are with us.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Thundersnow Elemental Voice of Justice) And now, this is the end for you all. ELEMENTAL DEATH BALL BARRAGE!
Lincoln fired a massive barrage of Death Balls that were in the colors of the elemental forces and they were also surrounded by the elemental forces, and he also fired a massive Death Ball, and we got out of the blast radius by leaving The Simulator, and as they hit Mr. Burns, Quimby, Hans Sprungfeld, and the evil versions of The Springfield Scumbags, they exploded with incredible power, and not only were they destroyed in the explosion and their spirits were Super Hakaied, but we also saw that the town of Springfield was also destroyed in the resulting massive explosion.
We cheered as we holstered our massive swords on our backs and powered down, and Sour Sweet's new body, clothes, weapons, and jewelry were permanent. Then, Lincoln and Nicole went up to the thirteen girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he recognized them immediately. The thirteen girls were Rizu Ogata, Fumino Furuhashi, Uruka Takemoto, Sawako Sekijou, Mafuyu Kirisu, Asumi Kominami, and Mafuyu's younger sister, Miharu Kirisu from We Never Learn, Misato Katsuragi, Mana Kirishima, Ritsuko Akagi, and Rei Ayanami from Evangelion.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Rizu Ogata, Fumino Furuhashi, Uruka Takemoto, Sawako Sekijou, Mafuyu Kirisu, Miharu Kirisu, Asumi Kominami, Misato Katsuragi, Mana Kirishima, Ritsuko Akagi, and Rei Ayanami.
Nicole: From We Never Learn and Evangelion, awesome.
Rizu Ogata: Yeah, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Rizu Ogata and the other twelve girls saw who it was that saved them from Mr. Burns, Quimby, Hans Sprungfeld, and the evil counterparts of The Springfield Scumbags, their faces turn atomic red upon seeing the 16-year-old 7'0" tall, handsome, white-haired, bare-chested hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead, a golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive and wide right pec and it was surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, a Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem, and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids on top, a deep sapphire blue kanji on his wider muscular back that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Lightning Storms, The Weather, and the Thirteen Elemental Forces, Man With A Plan, Golden-Hearted Brother of 16 Siblings, and Golden-Hearted Lover, Father, Son, and Husband", and he had deep sapphire blue eyes.
He had his massive Sword of Taranis holstered on his wider and muscular back, his orange Crystal Saber holstered on his left hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, the Pisces constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck, large weighted orange bands on his massive biceps and thighs, his large Cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive and indestructible deep blue angel wings surging with powerful super lightning and the stars and blue nebulae reflecting on them, and he was dressed in an orange version of He Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with hanging silver lightning bolts held up by his Belt of Elemental Bravery with large orange gem for the belt buckle on his waist, a pair of large blue pants with gold lightning bolts on the thighs, and large white leather combat boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and armor on the toe area, silver Thunder Kanji earrings, a large silver Thunder Kanji necklace on his neck and across his permanently bare chest, large fingerless black gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it, a large Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring on his left ring finger, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger, and he had eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs.
Rizu Ogata: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.
Then, Lincoln made twelve clones of himself, and he and the twelve clones of himself went up to the girls, and they picked them up and hugged them in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and kissed them on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrap their arms around the necks of Lincoln and his clones, as we cheered over the scene.
Rizu Ogata: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
This was another awesome rescue, plus we also got rid of Mr. Burns, Quimby, Hans Sprungfeld, and the evil counterparts of The Springfield Scumbags, and destroyed Springfield once again.
After getting rid of Mr. Burns, Quimby, Hans Sprungfeld, and the evil counterparts of The Springfield Scumbags, we were training intensely in the gym doing 100,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 9,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds. Then, we got a shower afterwards.
Suddenly, a bright light descended on the Estate, and we covered our eyes. Then, as the bright lights faded, we uncovered our eyes. But, we were in for a surprise, there were four people in the Estate, and when Lincoln saw them, he recognized them. The four people that appeared in the Estate were Shinji Ikari and his girlfriends Asuka Langley Sohryu, Kotone Suzunami, and Mari Makinami Illustrious.
Lincoln: Wow, it's Shinji Ikari and his girlfriends, Asuka Langley Sohryu, Kotone Suzunami, and Mari Makinami Illustrious.
This also surprised the Evangelion girls in Lincoln's harem.
Misato Katsuragi: Whoa, Shinji, Asuka, Kotone, and Mari have been brought here? Incredible.
Balsa Yonsa: And it's not just your friends that were brought here, but your world has merged with your world, Misato, along with my world.
We also saw that Balsa's world has also merged with ours, along with the world of Evangelion.
Lincoln: Whoa, that's what I call a double whammy: two worlds merging with ours in one day.
Nico: You said it, Linc.
Then, Shinji Ikari, Asuka Langley Sohryu, Kotone Suzunami, and Mari Makinami Illustrious opened their eyes, and when they saw us, they were surprised to meet us for the first time.
Shinji Ikari: Oh wow, Team Loud Phoenix Storm, it's a pleasure to meet you.
Lincoln: You too, Shinji. Plus, we also have a surprise for you.
Then, as Lincoln stood to the side, and when Shinji and his girlfriends saw Misato Katsuragi, Mana Kirishima, Ritsuko Akagi, and Rei Ayanami, they were even more surprised.
Asuka Langley Sohryu: Misato, Mana, Ritsuko, Rei, is that you?
Misato Katsuragi: Yeah, it's us.
They hugged, and Misato then explained to them that Lincoln rescued them from Mr. Burns, Quimby, Hans Sprungfeld, and the evil counterparts of The Springfield Scumbags, and they're now the future wives of Lincoln, and they know Lincoln will take care of them, since he's a man of his word and he has a massive golden heart.
We also headed for New Yogo, Kanbal, which is now in the Himalayas, and it was an amazing place.
Lincoln: Wow, so this is New Yogo. I've seen it before, but to see it for ourselves, this is amazing.
Balsa Yonsa: It sure is, it's good to be back in my hometown. Plus, from what we've seen, everyone is doing okay.
Then, we got a call to come to McWolf's Castle which is located here in New Yogo. We arrived at the castle and we were greeted by McWolf, and we head for the center of the castle, and when we arrive at the center, we saw many figures chained up by McWolf's Chains of Torment, and when we saw the figures, we were shocked. The figures were none other than Doomfist, Sanjay Korpal, Maximilien, Moira O'Deorain, Reaper, Mauga, Sigma, and Widowmaker, the members of The Talon Organization.
Me: Doomfist, Sanjay Korpal, Maximilien, Moira O'Deorain, Reaper, Mauga, Sigma, and Widowmaker.
Nico: What are they doing here?
Vypra: Remember those swords that we got for Tracer and the Overwatch Agents?
Lincoln: I get it, so today's the execution of Talon.
Suddenly, we saw that their mouths and eyes were sown shut, and blood was dripping from the eye sockets and mouths.
Nico: Okay, who ripped out their tongues and gouged their eyes out?
Vypra: That was McWolf, when he found out what they did a year ago, he was already seeing red, and as soon as he got them here and destroyed their powers with the talisman cards, he ripped out their tongues and gouged their eyes out, and then, he sowed them shut.
We gasped in shock.
Lynn Loud: Dang.
Lori: Unreal.
Lola: Remind me never to get McWolf this mad.
Nico: You said it, Lynn. (Smiles) I think you guys should have McWolf be your expert torturer, when he does something like this.
McWolf: I already am their expert torturer, Nico. Now then, Tracer, I believe it's time for you all to deliver the final blow. I'm already recording it for Sombra to see.
Lincoln: (Smiles) This should be good.
Me: (Smiles) You said it, Lincoln.
Tracer: (British Accent) Oh, now, this should be good for that bitch to see.
The Overwatch Agents unholstered their massive Destroyers of Talon swords from their backs, and with one swing, they cut down the bound Talon members, and they exploded in massive purple fires, and their spirits were Super Hakaied and banished to Oblivion forever. When Sombra saw this, she'd seen what happens when they dare to make Team Loud Phoenix Storm and The Masters of Evil really mad.
We then got out of the castle and back to the Estate, and we also found out from McWolf that Sombra was the one who had hacked our security systems to allow Reaper to copy the Contingency Plans, but after that incident, we really beefed up our online security system with extra protocols and extra high security. But we already of course knew all about that.
Later we were watching TV and playing card games.
The elevator then opened and in came Megan.
Megan: Guten tag everyone!
Me: Hey welcome back Megan!
Cornelia: Megan!
Megan and Cornelia hugged.
Cornelia: Glad you're back!
Megan: Good to be home.
Me: How was your trip?
Megan: It was amazing! J.D. thank you for getting me and Kevin to the plane.
Me: Anytime Megan. It was cool to do that.
Rainbow Dash came in.
Rainbow Dash: Hey, guys. Remember when I was hoping to become an ambassador?
May: Why do you ask?
Rainbow Dash: Well I'm ready to become one.
Me: Awesome R.D. and I have just the world for you to visit. You're going to the world of NFL Rush Zone.
Rainbow Dash: AWESOME! And I do love football.
Me: I do too. GO BRONCOS! WOO! But this is different. This is a world where it was terrorized by the ruthless and evil Wild Card.
I went over his history.
Wild Card is one of the main antagonists of NFL Rush Zone. He was once known as Warren Zimmer, but he was badly injured in an explosion, leaving him both physically and mentally scarred. As a result, he has sworn a vow of vengeance upon RZ , the NFL, and the world. To enact his revenge, he seeks the power of the Megacores.
He is voiced by Troy Baker.
Wild Card, A.K.A Warren Zimmer, grew up in his father's (who is later know as R.Z. 6.0) laboratory with his robot assistant Sidekick (now known as Drop Kick). He was always trying to get his father's attention, but he was always busy trying to find ways to stabilize the power of the core. Sidekick eventually became jealous that Warren got more attention than him, and that he didn't treat him right, that one day he secretly caused an explosion which resulted in the death of Richard Zimmer, Warren's father and the supposed death of Warren and Sidekick.
Years later, Warren returned with a suit due to the accident, seeking revenge and power, prompting the name "wild card" and began searching for the Megacores so that he could take over the world. It is reveled that Sidekick is working with Wild Card now known as Drop Kick. Later on in the series, Drop Kick was shown to be making his own plan to betray him. But Wild Card found out and reprogrammed his systems so that he couldn't harm him. But somehow, he was able to restore it to normal and later on finally commenced his plan.
He created a Siphon Blitz Bot and started to gain power, but when Wild Card found out, it was too late. Wild Card had to leave his own lair when he finds out that Drop Kick is responsible for him wearing his containment suit and the death of his father, so he teams up with the Guardians to defeat Drop Kick. They eventually do and Wild Card steals his siphon blitz bot and begins to power himself with the core and nearly becomes unstoppable, until with the help of Drop Kick, finally defeat him, and he is finally free from using his suit and is no longer a threat. Though, this may not be the end of Wild Card.
Warren Zimmer is mentioned as Wild Card by the announcers during "Wild Card Wednesday" and joking that the villain returned. Later, he is seen in a prison cell saying to never under estimate the Wild Card and his eyes glow purple, this foreshadows his possible return. When Sudden Death brought back Drop Kick after he was "decommissioned", he was assigned to break Warren out of solitary confinement and bring him to Sudden Death. Drop Kick scouts the prison and sets off an alarm to figure out the diagram of the building. After the Anticorians and Guardians fight, Drop Kick releases a knock out gas through out the prison and knocks the guards unconscious. Warren see's Drop Kick and questions his appearance in prison but he is knocked out.
Warren is then imprisoned by Sudden Death and Drop Kick who interrogate him to working with them. After Warren refuses, the Anticorians enter and give Zimmer an Anticorian Cuff which restores his powers, his suit and his evil personality. Wild Card returns with the semi wild and during his time in prison, he figured out that Drop Kick had a code for the deactivation of the safe zone. Sudden Death traps Wild Card with a restraint which blocks his Anticorian Cuff from working and is used as bait for the Guardians. Ish saves Wild Card before he fell to his death, The Guardian then tells Wild Card that he still has a choice to help them destroy Sudden Death. Ish frees Wild Card and notices his suit turned orange and is confused since he didn't do that. Ish notices that Wild Card has a Anticorian Cuff as he had one before and tells the villain that RZ can help him. This angers Wild Card as he remembers the experiment which crippled him and he blasts Ish.
Wild Card angrily stands up against Sudden Death for using him as bait for the Guardians and agrees to work for him but for his own personal reasons. Wild Card is shown to still have a little bit of Warren as when Sudden Death initiated the attack on the HOK, Wild Card screamed NO and then quickly made up an excuse to postpone the attack. He is then shown to be secretly feeding information to the Guardians about Sudden Death's plans. He manages to pin the blame for the missing weapon plans on the Anticorians and successfully gets rid of the aliens as they teleport away. He is forced to search for Drop Kick as Sudden Death noticed the robot was nowhere to be seen. Drop Kick and Wild Card have a small battle in a cave but ended when Wild Card threatened the bot with the EMP blaster. Drop Kick was blasted with the EMP gun and Wild Card reprogrammed him to work for him again and then make a plan to outsmart Sudden Death.
Sudden Death brings the Super Bowl Rings to Wild Card and Drop Kick and tells them to power up the core accelerator. Drop Kick secretly powers up Wild Card with the rings and made an attempt to destroy Sudden Death but he blasts the rings out of Wild Card's hands and Drop Kick jumps after them when they fell back to the cave. Drop Kick recovers the rings but then he is blasted back to the cave, Sudden Death powers himself up and blasted Wild Card back to the cave as well. Wild Card informs the Guardians that there is a way out of the base and then wants to make a truce with them because he dislikes the fact that Sudden Death dragged him and Drop Kick back to the battle.
The final episode of the series, Wild Card and Drop Kick sneak into Sudden Death's passage frequency and attack him. They scrimmage in the field of the Ranger's stadium and make's a team with the Guardians to halt Sudden Death's plans to steal the Megacores. Wild Card's Anticorian cuff stops working and is imprisoned by the Guardians and RZ. RZ agrees to work with the Guardians and is given back an NFL-R to use his suit and powers once again. Wild Card makes foolish moves to attempt to end Sudden Death but all of them failed. When Sudden Death is finally killed, Wild Card sends Drop Kick to steal the core and deactivate the Guardians' NFL-R, making wildcard the third seasons true main villain. Wild Card taunts them and escapes in his speeder meaning that he will be the main villain of the fourth season (if there will ever be one.) Drop Kick is then blown up and destroyed by the Guardians, but it isn't the end of him since he would return in season 4.
When I was done everyone was shocked!
Nico: Geez! I know Wild Card. I was the one that destroyed him.
Me: Whoa! Did you really Nico?
Nico: I sure did but it was shortly after I killed MaloMyotismon the first time. It was a brutal adventure.
Me: We'll have to hear it later. But that is cool!
Rainbow Dash: I can't wait to meet Ish, Ash and friends. I'm ready.
Me: Okay.
Nico opened the portal to the world of NFL Rush Zone and Rainbow Dash went in.
She arrived in the world of NFL Rush Zone.
Ish: Hey, you must be new around here.
Rainbow Dash: I sure am. My name is Rainbow Dash, Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Knights of The Friendship Table, Princess of the Wonderbolts, Master of the Element of Loyalty and Princess of the Air Element of Skylands.
Ash: Wow! Pleasure to meet you!
Ish: Team Loud Phoenix Storm!? Wow! It's truly an honor to meet a member of the team.
Ash: We love all your adventures. And do you know Nico?
Rainbow Dash: I sure do. Nico is second in command of the team and he is like an awesome brother to us.
Ish: Awesome!
Ash: That's awesome!
Rainbow Dash: It sure is awesome.
Ish: Quick question. Do you like sports?
Rainbow Dash: I love ALL Sports! I'm the captain of the sports teams at Canterlot High School as well as one of the best athletes there is.
Ish: Awesome! Try catching this!
He threw a football really far and then…
ZOOM!
Rainbow Dash used her incredible super speed and caught the ball in a split second.
Rainbow Dash: How's that?
Ash: Wow! You are really fast!
Ish: That is amazing!
Rainbow Dash: I'm also the fastest flyer and fastest girl.
Ish: So, where's the rest of the team?
Rainbow Dash: They will be coming later. J.D. said he is projecting January 14th of 2022.
Ash: Not that far away. But it's awesome that you know a lot about sports and football.
Rainbow Dash: Yeah all sports are awesome. And J.D. is a big fan of the Denver Broncos. He was born in Colorado and now he moved to Michigan. He's still a Denver Broncos fan all the way.
Ash: All right!
Ish: It's awesome that you are Ambassador of Team Loud Phoenix Storm till then. It'll be great to see Nico again and meet all the team.
Rainbow Dash: I can't wait for you all to meet Lincoln.
Ish: It'll be awesome for you all to kill our worst enemies.
Rainbow Dash: I know you already approve of us killing bad guys. But I'll only help you guys drive off your enemies until it's really time for us to help you guys.
Ish: That's fair. Nico already killed Wild Card anyway.
Rainbow Dash: Awesome! I have so much to tell you all.
Ash: Cool!
Later Rainbow Dash came back.
May: Well, how was it?
Rainbow Dash: It was awesome! Ish and Ash said hey Nico.
Nico: Boy I haven't seen them in a while. How are they doing?
Rainbow Dash: They are doing really awesome.
Nico: Cool! It'll be awesome to see them again ever since I helped them kill Wild Card.
Rainbow Dash: It sure will. Next time I'll bring Lincoln with me.
Me: That's cool. It'll be awesome for him to meet Ish and Ash.
Eli: You said it.
POW! CRASH!
A biker was punched in the face and crashed into a pool table!
Princess Luna: Another day of punishing rowdy bikers!
Missy: What's this place again?
POW!
I punched a biker in the face.
Me: It's called the Biker Brawlhouse. Lots of biker gangs come here to beat the living f*** s*** out of each other.
KROW! BIFF! SMASH!
Eli kicked a biker in the crotch, kicked him in the face and punched him in the face.
Applejack: YEEHAW! Lets hogtie these varmints!
KRABLAM!
She punched a biker in the face and smashed him down.
I ducked and two bikers hit themselves on their heads with chairs and I punched them in their faces.
Nico: That's it! I didn't want to use this! But these assholes have given me no choice!
Sophocles: Use what?
Nico pulled out a candy and it was one that Rock Lee uses for a last resort!
Nico: Poromon! Go get them!
Poromon ate the candy and then suddenly…
CLINK CLANK ZONK BINK BLANG BOMP BOOF SMASH!
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNKKKKKKKKKK! HOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKK!
He rattled around all over the place and smoke came out of him and then he was drunk like he just drank over 50 shots of vodka!
UH OH!
Mindwipe: And cue Poromon's drunk talk.
Poromon: (To a biker) (Slurred Speech) You want to go at it you fuckups!?
POW! BLAM SMASH!
Poromon bashed his ugly face in!
Then the bikers went at him and Poromon dodge all of their attacks with easy and absolute unpredictability.
Poromon: Oh bring it on you asswiping dumbies! (BARNEY GUMBLE BELCH!)
He bashed and pulverized them all over the place.
Cosmos: Poromon's always funny when he's drunk.
Nico: He sure is.
Zoey Hanson was facing a Biker Chick!
Biker Chick: You like you got something to say to me you bitch!
Zoey Hanson: Yeah the Ugly Fucking Sow Committee just called and they want their Ugly Fucking Sow Face Back along with your ugly clothes!
The Biker Chick gasped in rage and then… SHE! WENT! BALLISTIC!
She went at Zoey and Zoey punched her all over and pulverized her all over!
Lana then picked her nose and rubbed the snot all over a biker.
Billy: Hey sniff on this!
Billy squeezed his nose and then splattered a bunch of bikers with a wave of snot! YUCK!
Later all the bikers were arrested and were being loaded into FBI Vans.
Agent Waco: Thanks for getting these guys everyone. We've been after them for a long time. Responsible for robberies of banks from over 7 states. Stole $923,000,000.00.
Me: Wow! That's amazing. But it looks like they will be doing a lot of hard time.
Biker Man: YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS KNUDSON!
Me: Just remember this you biker douchebag: Crime doesn't pay.
We later went back.
Dreamcatcher: J.D., it's your turn to lead today.
Me: I know Dreamcatcher. And I have just the mission for us. The Krusty Krab is having a lot of problems.
Nico: Like what?
Me: They went for over 36 days with no customers at all.
Eli: Uh oh.
Helena Nicos: I hope we can help them out.
Allie Knudson: We will.
Then Gentleman Ghost, Villamax, Carly Atlas, Common Cold, Mr. Mittens, Xiao Fung, Toiletnator, Control Freak, Electro, and Kalin appeared.
Carly Atlas: Can we go with you guys?
Me: You all sure can Carly.
Carly: And Poromon, you were funny drunk.
Poromon: (Groans) Thanks Carly. But I have got the worst ever headache.
Poromon has a huge block of ice on his head. Then…
VOMIT!
Poromon threw up on a biker guy that he accidentally brought home and he was groaning and in a lot of pain and he was hogtied.
Poromon: (GROANS)
Nico: Poor Poromon. We'll get that douchebag thrown in our jail.
Lisa Loud: Leave that to me.
She fired a teleporter ray and it beamed him into our prison.
Me: Awesome. Lets go.
But, before we were about to leave, we were contacted by King Kai.
King Kai: (Telepathically) J.D., can you hear me?
Me: King Kai, what's wrong?
King Kai: (Telepathically) I've got bad news: Android 19 has been located in Bikini Bottom, and he wants revenge on all of you for what you did to Dr. Gero.
We gasped in shock.
Lincoln: Sheesh, even in death, Dr. Gero is a total headache.
King Kai: (Telepathically) You said it, Lincoln, and I'm afraid I've got more bad news, Android 19 also had some help from King Salazar The Pushy.
The Warner Siblings gasped in horror, along with the rest of us.
Yakko Warner: WHAT?! Why, that...!
Lori: Yakko, I know you're angry, but...!
Yakko Warner: (Calms down) I'm alright, Lori. (To Goku) But, Master Goku, allow me to deal with Android 19. I know that Gero has been your problem, but for Salazar the Pushy to enlist Android 19 to destroy us, he's gone too far this time.
We saw that Yakko was serious.
Lori: Whoa, he's literally serious.
Goku: Okay, Yakko. When Android 19 shows himself, he's all yours. Just don't show him any mercy.
Yakko Warner: Oh, trust me. He's not getting any, especially that pushy Salazar, after what he did to our parents and plunged Acme Falls into misery, he deserves to be banished to Oblivion after what he did. And as for Android 19, he'll join that lunatic Gero in Oblivion as well.
Me: (Smiles) Now, that's the attitude I like to hear.
We were off to the ocean.
BIKINI BOTTOM
We arrived in Bikini Bottom.
Bounce Man: Another day in Bikini Bottom!
Me: Yep and it's awesome. The people still hate Squidward though.
Nico: Boy I don't' blame them.
We arrived at the Krusty Krab. Inside, it is dirty and covered in cobwebs. Squidward is seen covered in dust and cobwebs. He blows the dust off himself. SpongeBob dusts off a cobweb off a table with a feather duster. A spider comes down and makes a new web. SpongeBob dusts it off again, but the spider comes back and makes another one. Lily is cleaning the grease trap. Mr. Krabs is seen covered in dust against the wall and sneezes the dust off.
Mr. Krabs: Ah-ah-achoo! [sighs] 36 days without a customer.
We came in.
Me: Good morning Krusty Crew!
Mr. Krab: Ahoy there mateys!
Lily: Welcome to the Krusty Krab everyone.
Kalin: Man, this place has seen better days.
Squidward: (sheepishly) Sorry about the mess.
Nico: Looks like this whole place is a mess.
Eli: Yeah.
Laney: What happened?
Dave: [slowly crawls towards the Krusty Krab] So... hungry...
SpongeBob: Ah! Mr. Krabs, a customer!
Mr. Krabs: Ah! [squeals in delight, revealing a spider web growing in his mouth while a spider crawls all over it]
Dave: No food... 3 days...
Mr. Krabs: Hold on, me bucko! Food's on the way! [about to call into the kitchen, but then has a second thought] Uhh... you got money, right?
Dave: Yeah...
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob! Bring this man some grub before he keels over!
SpongeBob: [offers him food] Here you go, sir.
Dave: Oh. Krabby Patties, huh?
Mr. Krabs: Finest under the sea!
Dave: Yeah, yeah, sure. But where's the pizzazz?
Mr. Krabs: Huh?
Dave: Look at this place. [the inside of the Krusty Krab is all old and worn out] I mean, what is the theme here? Underwater? It's boring! [turns and crawls away] Food... water... atmosphere...!
Me: He thinks this whole place is boring!?
Eli: I don't think that at all.
Varie: It's like these people have lost all their taste.
Livewire: Tell you what? We'll get food from here!
SpongeBob: Thanks guys!
Me: Yeah after beating up many Biker Dirtbags we've really worked up quite an appetite.
Lily: Awesome!
Me: But first lets clean this place up.
We fired waves of wind and cleaned up the whole place in an instant. We then got lots of awesome Krabby Patties and we got to eating.
Me: (Eating) Mmm! Delicious.
Helena Nicos: (Eating a Krabby Patty) Delicious! I didn't know Krabby Patties are that good.
Nico: Some of the best ever. I don't know what people think about the Krusty Krab lacking an atmosphere. It's perfect the way it is.
We were eating.
Me: But I wonder why the people of Bikini Bottom don't want to eat at the Krusty Krab.
Fred: Hey, Tom!
Tom: Fred! Hey, you wanna eat at the Krusty Krab?
Fred: Nah, let's go to the Shell Shack. They've got a talking dog!
Tom: [runs off with Fred] Great! Say, what's a dog?
Me: A talking dog? (To Brian) Uh no offense Brian.
Brian: None taken but that is unusual seeing another Talking Dog here in Bikini Bottom
Mr. Krabs: [gasps] I need to think up a gimmick like that to bring people back in here!
SpongeBob: [peeks through Mr. Krabs' eye stalks] I have an idea! [Mr. Krabs' eye stalks pull back together, chopping SpongeBob in half]
Mr. Krabs: Wait! I've got an idea! [Cut to outside the Krusty Krab, where a marching band plays, and a crowd gathers around Mr. Krabs] ...And so ladies and gentlemen, be sure to buy plenty of Krabby Patties as I bury myself alive! [Everyone cheers and confetti shoots up from the ground as Mr. Krabs wields a shovel. He digs a hole, and then hops into it] Enjoy and have plenty of refills. [scene cuts. Then, he pats the dirt in around him, leaving himself underground with no trace of him. Fred runs up to on top of where Krabs was buried]
Fred: Hey, everyone, listen! [the music stops] The talking dog at the Shell Shack is singing! Come on! [motions for everyone to follow, and they do, leaving Mr. Krabs alone, under the ground.]
Me: (Sighs) I'll dig him up.
I did so.
Toiletnator: You okay, Mr. Krabs?
Mr. Krabs: Yes I'm fine. (Sighs)
Me: Man that Talking Dog at the Shell Shack must really be cool.
Laney: No kidding.
SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, I have an idea!
Mr. Krabs: What am I going to do? If I don't find an idea, I'll go out of business!
Nico: You still have us to eat at the Krusty Krab, Mr. Krabs.
Mr. Krabs: That's true, Thanks lads.
SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, I have an idea!
Mr. Krabs: Why can't someone give me an idea?
SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, I have an idea!
Me: SpongeBob has an idea.
Mr. Krabs: [down on his knees, praying] Great Neptune in Heaven, I need an idea!
[A divine light hits Krabs, and SpongeBob comes down, playing the harp and dressed like an angel]
SpongeBob: [sings] Mr. Krabs, I have an idea!
Mr. Krabs: What in the name of love are you waiting for, boy? [grabs SpongeBob, removing his angel costume] Tell me!
SpongeBob: Okay, Mr. Krabs. Prepare yourself. Don't bother sitting down, because you'll just stand up when you see this! [makes a Pretty Patty] Ta-da! [shows Mr. Krabs a green Krabby Patty]
Mr. Krabs: Great Barrier Reef! That patty's spoiled! [knocks it off of the plate and onto the ground, where he burns it with a flame thrower. Once the fire is gone, SpongeBob appears in a fire-retardant suit]
SpongeBob: [laughs] Mr. Krabs, it's not tainted meat. It's painted meat. [Fire once again overcomes him, and he emerges in regular clothing, with an artist's pallet in hand. On the palette, Krabby Patties lie in different colors] Pretty Patties! Available in 6 designer colors.
Me: Wow those are great SpongeBob!
Eli: Boy they sure look good.
Lily: Oh boy! I would eat one.
Kickback: Something about this is familiar.
Nico: Yeah! This is VERY familiar. In fact we went through the exact same thing when Rotwood and his posse had their endgame.
Me: Don't remind me of that.
Rotwood: Oh no.
Twilight Sparkle: What happened back then?
Me: Oh right you guys don't know about this, It was back on Father's Day last year.
I went over what happened on Chapter 1100 and it was horrifying and shocking! Twilight Sparkle and friends glared at Rotwood, Master Frown, Brad and Squidward!
Nico: That was one of the worst days I've had.
Me: Yeah.
Common Cold: But don't worry. They already learned their lesson, remember?
Twilight Sparkle: They did?
Me: Yeah we forgave them and when the 20 Days of Darkness came and went we gave them a full pardon.
Sunset Shimmer: Oh. That's good.
Fluttershy: It sure is.
Pacifica: (to Fluttershy) You were even there with Spongebob, Unikitty, and Jake when J.D. forgave them.
Fluttershy: That's right. I remember.
Nico: Yep I remember.
Me: Yeah.
Villamax: Spongebob, I think these Pretty Patties are a good idea. In fact, to get you started, I'll buy one.
Me: Me too!
We bought a couple of them and tried them and they were tasty!
Helena Nicos: Wow! These are delicious!
Eli: Yeah they sure are!
Me: Mr. Krabs we're gonna go share these with Bikini Bottom.
Mr. Krabs: Okay.
We went out of the restaurant.
We saw Patrick angry.
SpongeBob: [angrily approaches an angry Patrick] Hey, Patrick, are you angry, too?
Patrick: Yeah.
SpongeBob: What's the matter?
Patrick: I can't see my forehead. What's your problem?
SpongeBob: I have a good idea, and no one else thinks so.
Patrick: [no longer angry, and a cord appears from his shorts] Me too. [pulls the cord, causing his shorts to inflate and lift into the air a few feet. Patrick is floating upside-down]
Me: WHOA!
Nico: Wow!
Patrick: Inflatable pants! What's your idea?
SpongeBob: I'm gonna open up a restaurant and sell Pretty Patties!
Patrick: [his shorts explode, leaving him with only a piece of his shorts covering his crotch] Forget my dumb idea, that's great!
Me: Awesome!
[Cut to later, where SpongeBob has constructed a purple stand that says "Pretty Patties." Patrick is behind a second one to the left of SpongeBob that is brown and says "Pay Here"]
SpongeBob: Are you ready for the big rush, Patrick? [Patrick looks down and pulls up his purple-and-green trunks and gives SpongeBob the thumbs-up] Pretty soon those hungry customers will be lining up, because we are open. [puts up an "Open" sign. Cut to him at the stand] I'm ready! [He is an adult with the same camera angling. He has glasses on, and brown hair. His pineapple begins to rot] I'm ready. [He is an old man with a long, gray beard. His pineapple wilts and dies] I'm ready... [His gravestone behind the stand says "R.I.P. I'M READY." There is a vacant spot where his pineapple previously was. SpongeBob wakes up at the stand and sees that that was a dream] Patrick, how long have we been standing here?
Patrick: [looks at the sloppily-drawn crayon marks on his wrist made to look like a watch] Awww. I gotta draw a new battery for this. [scribbles on his wrist with a blue crayon]
Me: We've been sitting here for about 3 hours.
Sixshot: Don't worry about no one coming. We'll keep buying the Pretty Patties.
Harold: [walks up to the stand] Hey, do you sell food here?
[SpongeBob and Patrick giggle, making Harold feel awkward]
SpongeBob: Yes, sir! We sell Pretty Patties! [holds out a green Pretty Patty]
Harold: That thing's green! [starts laughing hysterically] Green! [laughs some more]
Patrick: [laughs as well, but doesn't laugh hard at all] Green.
Me: Patrick!
SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs was right! What am I going to do with all these? [holds out the palette of Pretty Patties]
Harold: [stops laughing] Hey, is that one purple? Purple is my favorite color. [tries it] This isn't half bad. Hey, world! "Pretty Patties" is the best idea ever! [SpongeBob and Patrick are elated]
Squidward: Wait. I think something like this happened after you guys sent me and my group to the Warp the first time!
Electro: Yeah! You're right!
Me: Yes it did and I just went over that.
Squidward: Oh. Sorry.
[Cut to the Krusty Krab now with cobwebs on the outside; Mr. Krabs in his cobweb covered office, eating popcorn and watching a movie, crying. A spider dangling from its web cries as well]
Rick's Wife: [on TV] Oh, Rick, how could you? You and I, together we were one.
Rick: [on TV] That was before. But now I'm splitting us up.
[Onscreen, a live-action amoeba splits into two amoebas. All of a sudden, it turns to a Bikini Bottom News emergency broadcast. Johnny talks at a desk. Behind him is a bamboo screen showing a crowd of Bikini Bottom citizens cheering]
Johnny: We interrupt this program to bring you a special news announcement! This wild crowd behind me is screaming for Bikini Bottom's latest culinary sensation. Let's take a listen.
All: [chanting] Pretty Patties! Pretty Patties!
Mr. Krabs: Pretty Patties? [the spider comes down and steal Mr. Krabs' popcorn]
Johnny: It's easy to see Pretty Patties are popular, but what is it about them that drives Bikini Bottom feeders wild?
Millie, Sadie [has hair], and Evelyn: They match our purses! [show their purses]
Scottish Man: [with Scottish accent, kilt, and bagpipe] They remind me of home. [holds up a plaid Pretty Patty]
Larry: [runs up] Pretty Patties rule! [flexes his muscles]
Johnny: Mr. SquarePants, how do you explain all this success?
SpongeBob: Uhhh... I don't know.
Me: It was all an idea that went into an awesome success.
Mr. Krabs: How can you make money with such a stupid idea?
Johnny: [the TV background has money falling] And how can you not make money with such a brilliant idea?
SpongeBob: [laughs] At first we didn't know what to do with all the money. We tried burying it... [Mr. Krabs' eyestalks inflate] ...shredding it... [Krabs' eyestalks inflate some more] ...and burning it. [Mr. Krabs's eyestalks burst and fly around like a balloon with a hole in it as he screams] But in the end, we decided just to give it all away and keep some of the money for the Neptune Crusaders.
[Patrick is at his stand that now has a bamboo "$" and says "FREE MONEY." then hands a filled paper sack to Nathaniel]
Patrick: Come again, sir!
Nathaniel: I'm getting back in line! [runs off]
Eli: Big success huh?
Nanette: (realizes something) Maybe we should start searching for the next Twisted Princess now.
Block Man: I think that's a good idea.
Spongebob: Why? We're making lots of money!
Squidward: Spongebob, any minute now, the people are gonna be forming into an angry mob. We shouldn't be around here when it happens!
Me: Don't worry about that Squidward. We told them all about what Pretty Patties can do in these pamphlets.
(Scene cuts to the citizens reading the pamphlets we made and it showed them happy that it's not permanent.)
Mr. Mittens. Hey, guys! Check out my tongue!
His tongue was magenta with blue spots.
Me: Look at my tongue.
My tongue looked normal.
Nico: I don't see anything.
I clicked off the lights and it glowed in a blue light.
Eli: Whoa!
Laney: Wow! That is awesome!
Me: Light-tongued huh?
Luan: You sure have become the Light of our lives! (Laughs)
We laughed at Luan's joke.
Nico: (LAUGHS) That was a good one!
Eddy: (LAUGHS) That was funny!
Me: Yeah it was!
Helena Nicos: (LAUGHS) That was funny!
Aqua Man (Mega Man): Eli, can you sense who the next Twisted Princess is going to be?
Eli: Let me see.
Eli concentrated and sensed for anything and then he sensed dark presence.
Eli: Oh no! It's Twisted Tinkerbell!
Allie gasped.
Allie Knudson: You won't like what happened to her.
She told us everything.
The battle for Never Land rages on as the fairies defend their home from the invading pirates. Every fairy was forced to make great sacrifices to protect their home and loved ones…especially Tinker Bell. Upon hearing that Queen Clarion and the Ministers of the Seasons had all fallen to Captain Hook's blade, Tinker Bell took it upon herself to unite and lead the fairies into battle. However, she was badly injured in an assault on the Pixie Dust Depot while trying to save her beloved Terence, who died in the attack. She lost her wings, an arm, suffered a few burns, and was covered in cuts from head to toe. She was found unconscious by Clank and Bobble who did their best to patch her up. When Tink awoke she was distraught and determined to avenge Terence's death. She went right to work, fashioning herself a new arm and wings. A tinker fairy's job is never done and she had a war to win…
When she was done we were shocked!
Nico: Not good guys.
Me: (Growls ferociously) HOOK if you ever come back consider yourself dead and sent to oblivion.
Gentleman Ghost: Maybe we can use these Pretty Patties as bait.
Me: Hmm.
I got to thinking.
Me: Hey I've got an idea.
I then formed a Shadow Clone and had it turn into Captain Hook.
Nico: I see what you're gonna do.
Me: Yep. Now we hide. Lets go.
We went and hid.
Flywheels: So that's no to using Pretty Patties as bait then?
Me: Nope. But that would be a clever idea for later on in the future.
We turn saw a light coming and it was flying around fast. It was TWISTED TINKERBELL!
Twisted Tinkerbell saw my clone as Hook.
Twisted Tinkerbell: HOOK! Now I can kill you and avenge Terence!
But then "Hook" popped and vanished and then the spirits of the elemental forces of nature appeared and they were swirling around and then they converged and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion blasted out and a phoenix cry was heard and then we were facing her.
Me: Twisted Tinkerbell. So we meet at last.
Xiao Fung: My God. Tinkerbell. What happened to you?
Twisted Tinkerbell: I lost my wings and arm because of that monster Hook!
Me: Hook is dead and we killed him. I'm glad we did because he will pay for his crimes again if he ever does return.
Maria: That's right!
Clayface: C'mon, Tink! What happened to that sweet fairy that always helps Peter?
Me: That's right! You are better than this Tink. You need to realize that vengeance is never the answer for anything. All it will lead you down is a path to your own destruction.
Twisted Tinkerbell: Hook took everything away from me. He took my only friend Terance away.
Me: We can always get justice for him by killing and destroying the very monster that did him in. Tink, let me kill Hook for you again and then I can avenge him for you. I'm sorry this happened to you. But just trust me on this.
Twisted Tinkerbell: You would do all this for me?
Me: You are a true friend not just to Peter Pan but to many of us too. But first you need this. (Snaps Fingers)
Twisted Tinkerbell then got her wings and arm back and she was fully back to normal.
Twisted Tinkerbell: Wow! I have my lost wings and arm back! I'm better than ever!
Me: Yep.
Tinkerbell then came up to me and kissed me on my forehead and it was amazing.
?: YOU STUPID FAIRY!
We know that voice all too well.
Me: Speak of the Devil and he will come. Captain Hook!
We saw CAPTAIN HOOK!
Captain James Bartholomew Hook, also better known as Captain James Hook and simply known as Captain Hook, is the main antagonist of Disney's Peter Pan franchise, one of the secondary antagonists in Mickey's House of Villains, the main antagonist of the Disney Fairies movie The Pirate Fairy, and the on & off main antagonist of the Disney Junior show Jake and the Never Land Pirates. He is Peter Pan and Jake's arch-nemesis.
In the original film, he was voiced by the late Hans Conried, who also voiced George Darling in in the same film, portrayed Dr Terwilliker in The 5000 Fingers of Dr T, and voiced Snidley Whiplash in Dudley Do Right and the Grinch in Halloween is Grinch Night. In the sequel, he was voiced by Corey Burton, who also played Count Dooku in the Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Onus in Disney's Treasure Planet, Quint in Disney's Timon & Pumbaa, Jones in Disney's Tarzan, and Shan Yu in Kingdom Hearts II. In The Pirate Fairy, he was voiced by Tom Hiddleston, who also played Loki in the MCU, and Lord Nooth in The Early Man. In the upcoming live-action remake, he will be portrayed by Jude Law, who also played Billy Hanson in ''Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil, Harlen Maguire in Road to Perdition, Tony Shepard in The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus, Pitch Black in Rise of the Guardians, King Vortigern in King Arthur: Legend of the Sword and Yon-Rogg in Captain Marvel.
In the Japanese dub from the movie and game, he was voiced by the late Chikao Ōtsuka, who also played Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik and Professor Gerald Robotnik in Sonic franchise, Master Xehanort in Kingdom Hearts series, Jagi in Fist of the North Star, Jinpachi Mishima in Tekken 5, Senoh in Street Fighter II: The Animated Movie and Berthold Gregor in Valkyria Chronicles, he was by Masashi Ebara, who also played Erazor Djinn in Sonic and the Secret Rings, Deus in Asura's Wrath, Ganryū in Bleach, Azwel in SoulCaliber, Dyrandoh in Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger, The Servant in Heart of Darkness, PP Rappa in Gekisou Sentai Carranger and Kouya in Kekkaishi.
In the movie which is set before any of the Peter Pan films he was simply referred to as James. Before the events of Peter Pan, James was originally first shown to be a cabin boy. He was seen with a few pirates complimenting Zarina about her plan on stealing the blue pixie dust. At first, it appeared that Zarina was the captain of the pirate crew as well as James' best friend. However, after Zarina taught him how to fly, James revealed himself to be the true villain by locking Zarina in a glass lantern and that he was the real captain of the ship.
His goal was to use the Pixie Dust Tree to make his ship fly out of Never Land and pillage towns. While Tinker Bell and her friends recovered the blue pixie dust, James tells them to give it to him or that he'd drown Zarina in the ocean. After getting it back, he throws Zarina in the ocean anyway. During the final battle, Zarina overflows James with pixie dust, causing him to fly out of control, falling into the ocean, and getting bitten by Tick-Tock (as a baby). In the epilogue, he meets Mr. Smee for the first time and tells him to help him out of the water.
The best-known version of Captain Hook appeared in the 1953 Disney animated film Peter Pan, where he became one of Disney's most memorable villains. When Hook is first seen, he is plotting his revenge against Peter for the incident with his hand. He is seen looking for the location of Peter's hideout, and he (along with Mr. Smee) abduct the native princess Tiger Lily, believing that she may have such information. They interrogate her at Skull Island, but are thwarted by Peter and the crocodile that ate Hook's hand.
Later on, Hook finds out that Peter had banished Tinker Bell for her attempt on killing Wendy, and uses the situation to his advantage. He gets Smee to bring Tinkerbell to the ship, and Hook goads her into revealing Peter's hideout. However, Tinkerbell makes Hook swear he won't lay a hand (or hook) on Peter. After his crew abducts Wendy, John, Michael, and the Lost Boys, Hook places a time bomb disguised as a present in the hideout, initially breaking his promise. With the help of Tinker Bell, though, Peter survives, and he goes back to the ship to confront Hook and free the children. Hook and Peter engage in a long battle, but Hook and his crew are ultimately defeated, and Hook is seen swimming for his life from the crocodile.
In the 2002 animated sequel Return to Never Land, Hook kidnapped Wendy's daughter Jane and took her as leverage to try and get what he wanted he knew where Peter Pan first met Wendy. When he found out that she did not want to be at Never Land, Hook promises her that if she would help him with what he wanted that he would help her with what he wanted. To do so, he made up a story in which he claims that he wants to see his "Dear Sweet Mother" back home so they would have common ground. After kidnapping Peter Pan and the Lost Boys, Jane and Tinker Bell (who was brought back to life) came in to retaliate. He and his crew are defeated by Peter and once again falls prey to an orange octopus, bizarrely familiar to the ticking crocodile from the first, and flees with the whole crew while the main protagonists celebrate their victory. It is unknown if Hook was eaten alive by the octopus or not.
Jake and the Never Land Pirates
Captain Hook acts as Jake's archenemy in Jake and the Never Land Pirates. Like the movies, he is the boss of Smee and has two other henchmen named, Sharky and Bones. Unlike the movie version, however, Hook is less cruel and is more playful in this version.
It is implied that after Peter Pan and Tinker Bell left Never Land, Hook stayed behind in order to take over the island, prompting Pan to leave 3 pirates, Jake, Izzy, and Cubby on Pirate Island to prevent his old foe from winning. Hook's most prominent (and darkest) role is in the final episode, Captain Hook's Last Standwhere he obtains the Doom Stone and turns Peter Pan into stone. Unfortunately, the stone's side-effects involve Hook's heart turning to stone, molding him into a dark hearted pirate even more dangerous and powerful than his film counterpart. His plans on taking over Never Land are eventually thwarted by Captain Jake and his Never Land Pirates, who free Peter Pan, and revert Hook back to normal.
The series could be non-canon to the films, due to timeline issues and Hook being downplayed to being bumbling and playful instead of being elegant and murderous.
House of Mouse
Captain Hook is also in the House of Mouse guest.
House of Villains
Captain Hooks wants to take over to the House of Mouse and sing the song "It's Our House Now". However, he and the all of the other villains (except Jafar) immediately scatter out the House before the House of Mouse is restored once again.
Cameos
Hook made a guest cameo at the end of the second episode of Raw Toonage, in which Don Karnage was hosting a segment on treasure hunting. When Karnage finds the treasure chest in question, Hook appears and claims it as his own. They then engage in a swordfight, which Hook wins by pinning Karnage to a tree. Hook makes a brief appearance in the animated short Electric Holiday, watching in the crowd as Cruella De Vil walked down the runaway in a fashion show. A portrait of Hook can be seen in the first episode of the miniseries Descendants: Wicked World.
Hook
Captain James Hook is the titular main antagonist in the 1991 film Hook, which serves as a sequel of sorts to the original Peter Pan story by J.M. Barrie.
He is a pirate captain from Neverland who seeks revenge on his old arch-nemesis Peter Banning (known as Peter Pan) by kidnapping his kids so he could eventually attempt to turn them against their father.
He was portrayed by Dustin Hoffman, who also played Mumbles in Dick Tracy and Ratso Rizzo in Midnight Cowboy.
Years ago Peter Pan cut off Hook's left hand, and fed it to a crocodile who had previously swallowed an alarm clock. After which, Hook replaced his missing hand with a hook. All the time Peter Pan had been humiliating Hook for a long time. Since then Hook has been seeking revenge on Peter Pan. The two have been battling each other for a long time, until one day Peter decided to stay and marry Wendy's granddaughter; Moira so he could be a father. During that time, Hook managed to kill the crocodile and turned it into a clock that doesn't making a ticking sound. However he still remained terrified whenever he heard a clock ticking and smashed every ticking clock he saw. He also found Pan's home and burned it when he didn't return to Neverland.
Hook eventually found out what happened to Peter Pan, and that he was all grown up, was married and was a father of two. So he decided to exact his revenge on Pan.
Kidnapping Peter's Kids
While Peter's family is visiting his wife's grandmother Wendy, in London, Hook arrived in the middle of the night and kidnaps Jack and Maggie, Pan's kids. However, by this time, Peter, now known as Peter Banning, had forgotten about his previous life in Neverland. With the help of Tinkerbell, Peter arrived in Neverland. Eventually Peter, disguised as a pirate, came across Hook. Hook gloated to his crew that he was the one who kidnapped Peter Pan's kids, and tossed one of his crew into a torture devise known as the Boo Box for doubting that Hook could kidnap the kids.
However, Peter blew his cover and told Hook that those were his kids. Hook was surprised that the person he was talking to was Peter Pan. He decided to let Peter's kids go, if Peter could touch both of his kids' hands. Hook was hoping that Peter would fly to rescue his kids, but after witnessing Peter climbing to try to reach for his kids, Hook realizes that Peter had forgotten that he was Peter Pan. So Hook decided to cancel the war between each other and was about to kill the three.
However, Tinker Bell showed up and managed to convince Hook that if he gave her three days, both she and The Lost Boys could put him back into shape and he could have their war. Hook accepted her offer, but not before forcing Peter to walk the plank. While Peter was training for the next three days so he could defeat Hook, Hook was trying to influences both Jack and Maggie to turn against Peter Pan. Maggie was able to ignore Hook, but Jack ended up being persuaded by Hook, and eventually joined Hook's crew.
After regaining his memory and ability to fly much to Hook's joy, Peter Pan and Hook began their war. During the fighting between the Lost Boys and Pirates, Hook confronted Rufio in sword combat, and ended up killing him. After witnessing Hook murdering Rufio, an angry Peter confronted Hook. After seeing his father care so much about one of his own Lost Boys, Jack reverses his decision to join the pirates, prompting Peter to ignore Hook and leave with Jack to join Maggie and the other Lost Boys. Hook however, is not amused and furiously beckons Peter to come back and duel with him or else he would never stop hounding him and kidnap future generations of his family.
Deciding to end Hook's threats once and for all, Peter excepts and they have a one-on-one duel. In the end, Peter is victorious but at the request of his children saying that Hook is only a spiteful man without parents who can no longer hurt them, spares the captain's life, and simply tells him to leave Neverland and never return.
Unfortunately, Hook does not redeem himself and grabs an off guard Peter, while saying "Fools. James Hook is Neverland".
Hook prepares to kill Peter with his infamous hook, but Tinker Bell intervenes and Hook ends up stabbing the huge crocodile (now turned into a clocktower), apparently bringing it back to life. And in a rather dramatic fashion, it falls over a terrified Hook, and eats him for good. Peter Pan and the Lost Boys are victorious and the ultimate war is officially over. Peter went home to his kids in London and leaves Thud in charge of the Lost Boys.
Me: Captain Hook. Back from the dead.
Control Freak: I get it! This is the Hook from the Twisted Tinkerbell world! Well, I've got the perfect monster for him!
He summoned The Turtle Pirates, Maccus and Driftwood Pirates from Disney Infinity!
Nicole: The Turtle Pirates, Maccus and Driftwood Pirates from Disney Infinity! Good choices.
Control Freak: Thanks Nicole.
Me: But this is actually the same Captain Hook that we killed during our adventure in Neverland.
Captain Hook: THAT'S RIGHT! AND I WILL KILL YOU FOR KILLING ME AND ME CREW!
Me: I've been wanting another crack at you Hook. But you are also still the same Hook that Tink knows. One that we killed many times before.
Brain Freezer, Vanitas, Weather Wizard, Condiment King, Living Laser, El Diablo, Evil Star, Abis Mal, Shade, and Shiv.
Me: Brain Freezer, Vanitas, Weather Wizard, Condiment King, Living Laser, El Diablo, Evil Star, Abis Mal, Shade, and Shiv.
Brain Freezer: Did we miss the fight already?
William: Nope. We purified Tink. Hook's the real villain here.
Weather Wizard: Oh. Talk about a plot twist.
Me: Yeah.
Condiment King: At least you can kill him again.
Living Laser: (to me) I heard you took McLeach down again.
Me: We sure did.
El Diablo: Did you send him over the waterfall again?
Me: Nope. Not this time. Eli killed him by punching him all the way through his chest and sending his body to be crocodile food.
El Diablo: Sweet!
Living Laser: I'll say! And Megan it's awesome having you back.
Megan McCallister: Glad to be home.
?: Boy it sure is.
A figure came out and it was DATUM from episode 25 of Operation Overdrive!
This amulet/new computer monster was created by Kamdor from a computer. Kamdor sent Datum to battle the Power Rangers and ordered him to obtain the information about Rangers' Zords, their battle costumes, and the decoded location of the Star of Isis. Datum initially had the advantage against the Rangers but they quickly overpowered him with their personal weapons with Rose defeating him with a single blast from her Drive Geyser. Before Mack forced him and Miratrix to retreat, Kamdor enlarged him. He created a computer virus that infected the BattleFleet Zords, the Rangers' base computers, and Mack Hartford. Although Datum was destroyed by the BattleFleet Megazord, his virus extracted the information about the Rangers' Zords and their battle costumes and decoded the location of the Star of Isis right onto Kamdor's computer.
Mack Hartford: Datum!
Datum: Been a while rangers.
Me: I remember you! You were made from a computer and were sent by Kamdor to get the information on everything the Rangers had as well as the location of the Star of Isis.
Datum: That's right. Good memory on you.
Me: Never missed an episode.
William: Any chance you can make a computer virus for us in the future.
Datum: What for?
Eddy: We'll let you know.
Me: It's for a secret weapon. You guys have the usual battles. I'll hold Hook off. He and I have some unfinished business.
Nico; Go get him.
I unsheathed my sword and Hook unsheathed his. Me and Hook went up to each other and then we clashed and lightning exploded out of our swords and the usual battles began.
Bloom, Sunset Shimmer, Pepperdance, Cayenne, Firecracker Burst, Wallflower, Pip-Squeak, Fire Skylanders, Fire Lori, Johnny Test, Aylene, Chef Pepperjack and Dreamcatcher VS Brain Freezer - Glad McLeach is gone for good.
Brain Freezer was first.
Brain Freezer: (to Bloom) I'm glad McLeach is gone for good. And that Helena has her sister back.
Bloom: Same here. What McLeach was doing was absolutely horrible. And we didn't kill him the last time.
Sunset Shimmer: We heard that he went over a waterfall and to his death.
Pepperdance: (Cajun Accent) He deserved that. But being fed to crocodiles is perfect for him.
Cayenne: Yeah no kidding. He deserved to be killed by animals.
Firecracker Burst: He sure did. I hate McLeach.
Wallflower: I think all of us did.
Pip-Squeak: (British Accent) And he was going after a beautiful bird like Marahute. She is amazing.
Sunburn: Marahute is now no longer the last of her kind anymore. Her conservation status went up to Least Concerned.
Fire Lori: Wow! That is literally amazing.
Johnny Test: Boy it sure is.
Aylene C.: But thank goodness she is okay.
Brain Freezer: You got that right babe. Lets do it!
They fired waves of fire and energy and smashed him down.
Bloom: OH YEAH!
Sunset Shimmer: That was amazing!
Spiderman, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Trixie Lulamoon, Triple Berry, Juniper Montage, Clover the Clever, Undead Skylanders, Lightning Lisa, Sora, Kairi, Aqua, Bounce Man and Toad Man VS Vanitas - Pretty Patties and What happened with Rotwood
Vanitas was next.
Vanitas: (to Spiderman) Those Pretty Patties must be pretty good. It's definitely a repeat after our final battle against Rotwood last year.
Spiderman: You got that right. But thank goodness that a gang like that was like Rotwood back then didn't appear like it did back then.
Starlight Glimmer: That is a good thing. Thank goodness.
Cozy Glow: What Rotwood and his group did back then was terrible and worse than what I did.
Trixie Lulamoon: I agree.
Triple Berry: Yeah no kidding. That is crazy. But at least they are forgiven and pardoned.
Juniper Montage: The 20 Days of Darkness were a huge wake-up call for them.
Clover the Clever: Yeah it sure was.
Hex: You said it.
Lightning Lisa: Indeed it was.
Sora: Glad they are redeemed.
Kairi: You got that right.
Riku: I agree.
Vanitas: I do too. Lets do it!
They fired waves of stars, bones, magic and energy and smashed him down.
Spiderman: Another victory for your friendly neighborhood Spiderman.
Starlight Glimmer: That was so awesome!
Shane Clarke, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Pickle & Barley Barrel, Magma Gloom, Flash Magnus, Air Skylanders, Air Lincoln, Superman, Silver Banshee and Livewire VS Weather Wizard - Awesome Rainbow Dash is now on an Ambassador Mission
Weather Wizard was next.
Weather Wizard: (to Shane) It's awesome that Rainbow Dash is now on an Ambassador Mission. And it's on a world Nico knows.
Shane Clarke: Boy it sure is.
Rainbow Dash: Being an ambassador is gonna be awesome and I think it's even more awesome that it's in a world around football.
Scootaloo: Yeah it is! I think it's so cool!
Pickle Barrel: It sure is amazing though.
Barley Barrel: I think it sure is amazing.
Magma Gloom: No kidding and I heard that Nico killed Wild Card the first time. He will come back one day no doubt to get revenge.
Flash Magnus: Yeah that is a strong possibility. But we'll be ready for him.
Whirlwind: Yes we will.
Air Lincoln: Yes we will make him pay.
Superman: Big time and it will not end well for Wild Card.
Weather Wizard: Indeed. Lets do it!
They fired waves of lightning, wind and rainbows and smashed him down.
Shane Clarke: Take that!
Rainbow Dash: That was AWESOME!
Leif, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Marble Pie, Featherweight, Somnambula, Tech Skylanders, Steel Lynn, Batman, Bombshell and Kickback VS Condiment King - Captain Hook is a monster
Condiment King was next.
Condiment King: (to Leif) I knew Hook was a monster. But now, he's a complete sociopath!
Leif: WORSE THAN THAT IN MY OPINION!
Pinkie Pie: He's one of the biggest party poopers ever!
Maud Pie: (Monotonously) J.D. is going to make sure that he pays with his life big time.
Marble Pie: I hate Captain Hook.
Featherweight: He deserves to die for his crimes.
Somnambula: (Egyptian Accent) I agree with all of you.
Sprocket: What he did shows that he has absolute no honor.
Steel Lynn: No he doesn't!
Batman: Captain Hook is a monster on steroids.
Condiment King: Indeed. Lets do it!
They fired waves of gears, lightning, metal and energy and smashed him down.
Leif: OH YEAH!
Pinkie Pie: BEST USUAL BATTLE EVER!
Megan, Twilight Sparkle, Luster Dawn, Sunny Starscout, Princess Cadance, Lorelai, Flurry Heart, Star Swirl the Bearded, Magic Skylanders, Crystal Laney, Iron Man, Pacifica Northwest and Sissi Delmas VS Living Laser - How Megan's Trip Was
Living Laser was next.
Living Laser: (to Megan) So, how was your trip? Did you bring back souvenirs?
Megan: It was really fun. J.D. really came through for both me and Kevin and that Supersonic Carrier taking us to the plane was a stroke of genius.
Twilight Sparkle: It sure was. I didn't know J.D. made a plane like that. It was really well thought out.
Luster Dawn: I thought so too.
Sunny Starscout: I do too. Thank goodness we got Kevin and Megan to the plane just in time.
Living Laser: Yeah no kidding. How long was the flight?
Megan: It was 8 hours and 25 minutes. We got there just in time with 5 hours left before we land.
Princess Cadance: Wow! That is perfect timing.
Lorelai: It sure is.
Flurry Heart: J.D.'s plane saved them enough time from having to go back to America for them.
Star Swirl the Bearded: With as many people in the McCallister family it's hard to keep track of all those heads there.
Spyro: That's true. But good thing J.D. helped get them there.
Living Laser: Boy thank goodness. Did you guys eat a lot of sausages?
Megan: You wouldn't believe how good the Sausages were and the castles in Germany are absolutely beautiful! We went to Neuschwanstein Castle, Holstentor, Hohenzollern Castle,
Schwerin and Lichtenstein Castle. And we even saw the Brandbenburg Gate.
Living Laser: Wow! You all really had a lot of fun. Those are amazing castles.
Spyro: Boy they sure are. J.D. and everyone went to some of those castles on their worldwide adventure.
Crystal Laney: Those are amazing castles.
Megan: Oh yeah. And Germany is also known for Oktoberfest but we didn't drink any. We got all kinds of souveniers and I got an amazingly beautiful German Cuckoo Clock.
Living Laser: Cool! You guys had a lot of fun.
Iron Man: They sure did.
Living Laser: No kidding. Glad you all had a great time. Lets do it!
They fired waves of magic and stars and smashed him down.
Megan: OH YEAH!
Twilight Sparkle: That was so awesome!
Leo Corbett, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Apple Fritter, Big Mac, Frozen Fright, Rockhoof, Cocoa Axe, Steela Oresdotter, Autumn Blaze, Coloratura, Earth Skylanders, Stone Luna, Batman, Batgirl, Robin, Sixshot and Barrage VS Chato Santana A.K.A. El Diablo - Hope I kick Hook where it REALLY hurts
El Diablo was next.
El Diablo: (to Leo) I hope J.D. kicks Hook where it REALLY hurts. And I hope Peter Pan helps him with that as well.
Leo Corbett: I have a feeling he will. After what Hook did over the years, he is going to make sure justice comes to Hook.
Applejack: Yeah he deserves to be destroyed for his crimes.
Apple Bloom: No kidding! What Hook has done is absolutely unforgivable!
Apple Fritter: Lets not forget that Hook wants Peter Pan dead for chopping his hand off and feeding it to Tick Tock the Crocodile.
Big Mac: Eeyup!
Frozen Fright: Hook has been hellbent on revenge for over 100 years. Been for a long time.
Rockhoof: (Scottish Accent) Hard to imagine laddies.
Cocoa Axe: (Irish Accent) No kidding lads. Being after revenge for over 100 years is completely unhealthy.
Steela Oresdotter: (Norwegian Accent) Ja. No kidding.
Autumn Blaze: That is just absolutely crazy!
Coloratura: Yeah it sure is.
Flashwing: Yeah no kidding and that is why Hook needs to be a forgotten memory.
Stone Luna: "What the world will be like without Captain Hook?" Well we're about to find out.
Batman: J.D. will make sure he dies.
Robin: Big time.
Batgirl: He killed him before and he can kill him again.
El Diablo: Yeah. Lets do it!
They fired waves of earth, energy and fire and smashed him down.
Leo Corbett: YEAH!
Applejack: YEEHAW! That was great!
Tommy Oliver (Zeo), Fluttershy, Tree Hugger, Tornado Bolt, Mage Meadowbrook, Life Skylanders, Plant Lola, Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, Green Lantern, Martian Manhunter, Flash, Hawkgirl, Block Man and Search Man VS Guy Pompton A.K.A. Evil Star - Everything McLeach did is unforgivable
Evil Star was next.
Evil Star: (to Tommy) Everything McLeach did is unforgivable. But Joanna doesn't have to be held responsible for any of that.
Tommy Oliver: No she doesn't. But thank goodness that McLeach is dead. This time for good.
Fluttershy: What he did to all kinds of creatures down in Australia was absolutely horrible.
Tree Hugger: Yeah no kidding dudes. He needed to be stopped for good.
Tornado Bolt: Yeah he was a monster!
Mage Meadowbrook: At least he is gone for good.
Stealth Elf: Good riddance to bad rubbish.
Plant Lola: Yeah no kidding.
Superman: McLeach deserved to die.
Batman: And be turned into crocodile food.
Wonder Woman: He needed to answer for his crimes in full.
Green Lantern: You got that right.
Martian Manhunter: That man was a monster.
Flash: Indeed.
Hawkgirl: He needed to be stopped.
Evil Star: I agree. Lets do it!
They fired waves of leaves, flowers, grass and energy and smashed him down.
Tommy Oliver: ALL RIGHT!
Fluttershy: That was fun.
Weiss, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Kerfuffle, Mistmane, Sable Spirit, Water Skylanders, Liquid Leni, Aladdin, Jasmine, Grenade Man and Aqua Man (Mega Man) VS Abis Mal - Hope Hook dies a horrible and painful death
Abis Mal was next.
Abis Mal: (to Weiss) I hope Hook dies a horrible and painful death. And I hope Tick Tock gives him said death.
Weiss: I have a feeling he will. But J.D. gets to Super Hakai his spirit.
Rarity: I agree with you there darling. What Hook did makes him an absolute monster!
Sweetie Belle: To cut off Tink's wings and arm like that!? He is a savage monster!
Kerfuffle: (Minnesota Accent) If Hook were a pirate on the seven seas, he would be a dread pirate. It would not be good doncha know.
Mistmane: I agree with you there.
Sable Spirit: What Hook did and was going to do is absolutely disgusting.
Gill Grunt: Yeah he wants revenge on Peter for chopping his arm off and then he gave rise to Twisted Wendy and then he now has made Twisted Tinkerbell!
Liquid Leni: Hook has totes been a nightmare!
Aladdin: Boy he sure has!
Jasmine: I don't even want to even begin to imagine what MY Twisted self is like! That would be awful!
Abis Mal: I have a feeling that she is next! Lets do it!
They fired waves of water, jewels, ice and energy and smashed him down.
Weiss: RIGHT ON!
Rarity: Rapture darling that was grand!
Black Widow, Princess Celestia, Minuette, Twinkleshine, Lemon Hearts, Moondancer, Lyra Heartstrings, Twilight Sparkle, Light Skylanders, Light Lily, Amber Morning, Hawkgirl, Flywheels and Stranglehold VS Shade - What Hook did to Tink is unforgivable
Shade was next.
Shade (to Black Widow): What Hook did to Tink is unforgivable. But I don't know who Terence is.
Spotlight: I can answer that for you. He was a dustkeeper from Pixie Hollow. And he also was Tink's love interest.
Shade: Oh that makes sense!
Black Widow: But what happened to Tink was indeed shocking!
Princess Celestia: Hook is a monster and he needs to be destroyed for good.
Minuette: Yeah I agree with you there Princess.
Twinkleshine: Hook needs to be stopped! He killed Wendy which lead her to become Twisted Wendy and now he made Twisted Tinkerbell!
Lemon Hearts: He is a pirate and they do three things and they are pilage, plunder and kill.
Moondancer: That's right. Pirates like Hook are pure evil.
Lyra Heartstrings: Jack Sparrow, Barbossa, Elizabeth Swann and Gibbs and our friends in the world of Pirates of The Caribbean would be outraged by Hooks crimes.
Twilight Sparkle: Boy you all said it!
Spotlight: Yeah Hook is a monster! He must be stopped now!
Light Lily and Amber Morning raspberried.
Hawkgirl: Yeah I agree.
Shade: Yeah. Lets do it!
They fired waves of light and magic and energy and smashed him down.
Black Widow: ALL RIGHT!
Princess Celestia: That was so amazing!
Lynn, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Shadow Lucy, Lucille Loud, Static Shock, Gear, Clayface and Sandman VS Shiv - Amazing how Helena is reunited with her sister and Catherine is a Great Golden Eagle Gene-Slammer too
Shiv was next.
Shiv: (to Lynn) It's amazing how Helena is reunited with her sister. And Catherine's a Great Golden Eagle Gene-Slammer too.
Lynn: That is really awesome! And she now has the same powers as Maximum Ride and the Flock now.
Princess Luna: That is really cool and amazing.
Moondust: It's hard to imagine that McLeach was after the Great Golden Eagle and Marahute was the last of her kind a long time ago.
Snowdrop: No kidding. So sad. But thank goodness she isn't anymore.
Gari: That is a good thing.
Blackout: Yeah no kidding.
Shadow Lucy: But McLeach brought all his crimes on himself.
Lucille Loud: (Scottish Accent) Aye. He deserved this.
Static Shock: Big time.
Gear: Yep.
Shiv: Yeah. I heard you guys took down a huge biker gang this morning.
Lynn: Yeah we sure did and they REALLY got stomped. They were responsible for stealing over 900 million dollars from banks all over 7 states.
Shiv: WHOA! That is a big crime spree! Great job guys. Lets do it!
They fired waves of darkness, earth and lava and smashed him down.
Lynn: WOO! LYNNER LYNNER CHICKEN DINNER!
Princess Luna: A true victory of the night!
Operation Overdrive Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Nico, Ice Luan, Lana, Lola, Laney, Lucy, Lisa and Lily VS Datum
Datum was next.
Nico: Time for a nasty buttkicking!
Nico teleported and opened Datum's safe and in it was a sword called The Defender of Brimstone, it's a large sword with the symbol of The Brimstone Society etched on the 6'5" massive, wide, double-edged blade, large black angel wings for the crossguard, large blood red gem for the hilt, longer black handle, and large faceted blood red sphere pommel with surrounding blood red gems. Once in hand, she'll get a massive power and energy increase, along with a new wardrobe, a black sleeveless crop top with blood red phoenix, black skirt with blood red flames, black stockings, black high heels, sleeveless black trenchcoat with blood red flames on the coattails and the symbol of The Brimstone Society on the back in blood red, and large red angel wings.
Nico teleported back with it.
Mack: Lets do it!
Operation Overdrive Rangers: OVERDRIVE ACCELERATE!
They transformed!
Mack: "Kick Into Overdrive! Red Ranger!"
Will: "Kick Into Overdrive! Black Ranger!"
Dax: "Kick Into Overdrive! Blue Ranger!"
Ronny: "Kick Into Overdrive! Yellow Ranger!"
Rose: "Kick Into Overdrive! Pink Ranger!"
Tyzonn: "Kick Into Overdrive! Mercury Ranger!"
Sentinel Knight: "Sentinel Knight!"
All: "Call To Adventure! Power Rangers Operation Overdrive!"
KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready for action!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! OPERATION OVERDRIVE!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Operation Overdrive Rangers too!
Nico: Time for some buttkicking! Drill Blaster!
The Rangers had the Drill Blaster ready!
Nico: Fire!
They fired waves of elements and energy and the blasts all hit Datum and he exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
He was dead!
Nico: Datum you failed this city!
Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.
CLANG! CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG!
Me and Hook were clashing all over.
KROW!
I kicked him in the face.
Captain Hook charged at me and I dodged his strike and then he slashed my face with his hook and left a nasty cut on the right side of my face!
Me: (Screams in pain!) Right in the same spot you got me in before.
I had blood pouring down my face and then Hook saw his hook melt off because of my blood! I then jumped and flipped back and then we regrouped. Captain Hook then summoned all his pirates!
Peter Pan: FORM RANKS!
Captain Hook: FORM RANKS!
We were ready for some serious action!
Peter Pan: Get ready to show them the white light we made them boys!
Me: And get ready for a battle of pirates lads!
Jack Sparrow: This is gonna be good lads!
Captain Hook: REMEMBER THE FIRES FROM HELL THAT FORGED YOU! CHAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGEEEEEEE!
The pirates all came at us!
Me and Peter Pan: NOW!
We then shined white lights in the pirates faces and blinded them!
Pirate: OH ME EYES! ME EYES! I'M BLIND!
Me: We'll show you who's chicken!
Peter Pan: Watch this!
We fired egg cannons at the pirates and Nico fired blasts of fire at the pirates and incinerated them all over.
Me: ATTACK!
We went at the pirates and blood and guts were flying all over the place with incredible fury and it was a gruesome scene of carnage! I stabbed a pirate in his stomach and disemboweled him and then pulled out his intestines and tied them into a lasso and threw it and tied a pirate up and threw him into Nico's sword and Nico stabbed said pirate in the back and the pirate's heart was on the tip of his sword.
Nico: EW!
Vince: Nice move J.D.
Me: Thanks Partner.
Patrick rolled into a ball and went at the pirates and smashed them down.
I headbutt a bunch of pirates and Lincoln slashed their throats and blood squirted out everywhere and Aqua and Lincoln fired blasts of lightning and electrocuted many pirates all over and Eli grabbed a Pirate's throat and ripped out half of his neck and then Nico grabbed a pirate and ripped his head off with his bare hands and slashed a pirate's stomach open and then he ripped out his stomach and May froze numerous pirates and shattered them into a million pieces and Edwayl formed a hammer and smashed a bunch of pirates skulls in and their brain matter went flying all over the place and I grabbed a pirate and slashed his throat and Hunter slashed a pirate's arm off with his sword and fired blasts of fire and burned him all over and Lincoln, Laney and Lola fired blasts of fire and incinerated numerous pirates all over the place. Then Wendy went into her Keyblader form and she slashed numerous pirates all over and blew them apart with star magic and fairy magic and more and Nunnally hacked a bunch of pirates with a deadly axe and chopped their heads off. Stickybeard, Roquefort and Jack Sparrow sent their pirates, cheese ninjas and candy pirates and they slashed, blasted and hacked numerous pirates all over the place with indiscriminate fury at an incomprehensible level. I then take my sword and cleaved a pirate in half in a vertical line and split him in half. Eli then slashed 3 pirates heads off and blood splattered all over the place with incredible force and the Evil Green Ranger blasted the Pirates all over with energy blasts and slashed them all over with his Sword of Darkness and splattered their organs and limbs all over the place and Edwayl and Fletcher slashed and hacked numerous pirates all over. Blood and limbs and organs were flying ferociously as we were tearing the pirates apart. Luan called out her Claymore and smashed the pirates heads in and splattered their brains and eyes out and Carol slashed and incinerated numerous pirates all over with atomic energy and Vince, Nuova Shenron and Naruto blasted and slashed them all over with Crystals, fire and wind and shredded them into nothing. Lynn fired globs of lava and incinerated many pirates into nothing and Leonard sent his pig army and they slashed and blasted many pirates all over with dynamite and makeshift weapons. Sheila the Thief went invisible with her cloak and slashed numerous pirates all over the place and Number 7 blasted the pirates all over the place with lasers and missiles and blew them to pieces. Sparks were flying all over and setting much of the ship on fire and Zuko and Azula, Torch Man, Fire Man and Flame Man were burning and incinerating pirates all over the place with incredible fury. Mudeenu, Kamengareth, Aimukk, Viqtarr, and Ere were blasting and slashing the pirates all over the place with incredible fury and more and Mary Jane, Scream and Toxin blasted a bunch of pirates all over with Symbiote matter and slashing them apart. Lori, Arpeggio and Teresa slashed and shredded numerous pirates all over with wind and sonic blasts and shredded them into nothing. Edzilla, Stone Man and Guts Man smashed and pulverized and crushed numerous pirates all over the place. Raven, Shade Man and Bright Man blasted numerous pirates with light and darkness blasts and more. Rita Loud, Stormy Weather and Proto Man blasted numerous pirates all over with lightning and energy and incinerated them all over the place with incredible fury. Maggie, Charmcaster and Huntsgirl blasted numerous pirates all over with incredible blasts of darkness and magic and destroyed them all over the place. The Samurai Rangers were blasting and slashing the pirates all over the place with incredible power and more and slashing them with indiscriminate fury and shredding them all over.
Boomer and Scream: SCREAMING DYNAMITE SPEARSTORM!
Triggerhappy and Toxin: GOLD COIN AXESLASH STORM!
Drobot and Arpeggio: CYBERNETIC LASER FEATHER FIRESTORM!
Drill Sergeant and Teresa: SONIC DRILL MEGA BARRAGE!
Bouncer and Stone Man: STONE MISSILE FIRESTORM!
Sprocket and Guts Man: SMASHING STONE WRENCH PULVERIZER!
Spy Rise and Shade Man: OMEGA LASER DARKSTORM!
Magna Charge and Bright Man: BRIGHT MAGNETIC BLAST!
Wind Up and Charmcaster: SPINNING MAGIC STRIKE!
Countdown and Huntsgirl: BOMB BARRAGE DRAGON HUNT!
Gearshift and Stormy Weather: GEARS OF LIGHTNING!
Jawbreaker and Proto Man: FISTS OF ATOMIC BLASTS!
Chopper and Evil Green Ranger: DINOSAUR MISSILE GREENBLAST!
Treadhead and Roquefort: TREADING CHEESE SUPERBLAST!
High Volt and Beautiful Gorgeous: LIGHTNING GORGEOUS BLAST!
Chain Reaction and Leonard: STORM STRIKE PIG STAMPEDE!
Dr. Krankcase and Atomic Skull: ATOMIC SLUDGE DELUGE!
Dr. Neo Cortex and Number 7: SMASHING MISSILE LASERSTORM!
Ro-Bow and Applejack: SMASHING EYE MEGABLAST!
Brawlrus and Eli: WALRUS SMASH SLASHSTORM!
Bruiser Cruiser and Jack Sparrow: BRUISING PIRATE SLASHER!
Shrednaught and Nico: SHREDDING FIRESTORM BLAST!
Mab Lobs and Ed Cowart: MIRROR LIGHTNING MEGABLAST!
Trolling Thunder and Fiona: LIGHTNING BLASTER BARRAGE!
We fired massive waves of energy and elemental energy blasts and gear blasts and more and we obliterated many pirates all over the place with incredible fury.
Troy: Time to walk the plank, Hook!
Megaforce Rangers: LETS POWER UP! SUPER MEGA MODE!
They turned into the Super Megaforce Rangers!
Me: You have hurt your last victim!
Applejack: I'll rough him up first and then you guys come in for the kill.
Apple Bloom: Show no mercy sis.
Applejack: I won't.
Me: Just like last time.
Captain Hook was ready for action as he unsheathed his sword and Applejack and Hook clashed their swords and massive blasts of fire exploded out of two clashes and Applejack flipped back.
Me: Here we go guys.
Applejack: This is gonna be good.
Captain Hook: It's Peter Pan that I want.
Applejack: If you want him you'll have to go through me you fucking sidewinder.
Captain Hook: Then prepare to die.
Applejack: I don't die that easily because I have friendship on my side.
Captain Hook: You will see your friends when you die and I kill them.
Applejack and Captain Hook then clashed powerfully and lightning of light and darkness and sparks were flying as they clashed and they were really going at each other and setting much of the area on fire.
Applejack: You will pay for your crimes you old codfish.
Me: Get ready to finish him.
Apple Bloom: Let's pour ketchup on Hook before feeding him to the crocodile.
Me: And we'll add barbecue sauce and mustard as well.
Applejack then kicked Hook.
Hook: You bitch!
She grabbed him by his melted hook and we all held up ticking alarm clocks!
Hook: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Applejack: Boy howdy! Tick tock tick tock tick tock! Hook's afraid of a load of crock.
Me: He's afraid of time ticking away!
They resumed their clash and Applejack kicked him in the face and knocked him down.
Peter Pan: Why?
Hook: Why? You need a reason? It's probably the same reason Maleficent beat that puppy to death with a kitten that one time. When the howling and meowing stops, and all you're left with is a mess of fur and blood and brains—-well, you can't beat that warm glowing feeling inside.
Eddy: You beat a puppy to death with a kitten? Who in the hell do you think you are, Star Munch?! (to the viewers) For those of you who don't know, those lines come from Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2.
Peter Pan (confused by this): Ignoring that last part, Hook, this has always been between the two of us. Why in God's name did you hurt Tink?!
Hook: Because, Pan, I wanted to win. Every time you and I fight, I lose. I was getting a bit bored of always losing. I thought I'd try this on easy mode for a bit. And it was easy. It was as easy as Maleficent beating a puppy to death with a kitten.
Eddy: Talk about that one more time, asshole!
Me: We dare you!
Hook: I thought I'd try this on easy mode for a bit. And it was easy. It was as easy as Maleficent beating a puppy to death with a kitten.
Eddy then snapped and jumped Hook and pulverized him all over and he punched him in the face!
?: I will destroy you all for what you did to Dr. Gero!
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbing around my legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting around Lincoln, Linka, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lola and Lexx Loud's legs sisters, the eight large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Loud and Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Lori and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni and Loni Loud's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Luan and Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Laney and Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa and Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily and Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs were glowing, and that means big trouble was coming, and we'd also sensed an energy signal.
Goku: That energy. I should've known, you can come out now, Android 19.
A figure came out of the shadows, and it was none other than Android 19, who'd escaped from Hell, and was also sent here by King Salazar the Pushy.
Yakko Warner: I knew you were here, Android 19, and we were also aware that you were sent by that miserable usurper, Salazar the Pushy.
Android 19: You will all suffer and die for what you did to Dr. Gero.
Yakko Warner: Not a chance in Hell, you overgrown, energy absorbing, bucket of bolts. I've had it up to hear with you to last an eternity.
Suddenly, Yakko Warner's eyes turned emerald green, and he was surrounded by an emerald green energy aura with lightning bolts and lightning crashing down from the Heavens, he then got out his Defender of Acme Falls mallet, and as he had approached Android 19, he left emerald green energy, lightning bolts, and emerald green fire with every step.
Yakko Warner: Dr. Gero has already paid the price for his dark and insane ambitions to take over the world, and he paid an even greater price by getting sent to Oblivion for trying to kill Master Goku as revenge. (Getting Angry) But, for you to return once again and even worse, getting sent here by Salazar the Pushy..., YOU JUST SIGNED YOUR DEATH WARRANT, YOU BUCKET OF BOLTS!
Me: Uh oh.
Nico: You said it, Yakko's fury is about to be unleashed.
Then, Yakko Warner screamed like a madman, and the eldest Warner Sibling was surrounded by a massive vortex of emerald green energy with lightning bolts surrounding it and lightning crashing down from the heavens, there was an emerald green phoenix flying around the vortex, and in the vortex was a green phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Yakko Warner emerged, but he was changed forever.
Yakko Warner grew to 7'0" in height, he now has abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, he has anime-style eyes and he has beautiful emerald green eyes and an emerald green energy aura with emerald green lightning and phoenixes surrounding him, he has a full head of long black hair and it had reached the bottom of his neck, he has emerald green highlights in the bangs, he has an emerald green phoenix with lightning in its wings and the Thunder Kanji in its claws emblazoned on his forehead, he now has on a necklace with a phoenix holding the Thunder Kanji in its claws for the pendant across his permanently bare chest. Yakko Warner has massive midnight black angel wings with emerald green tips on the black feathers and his tail grew longer for his new body.
Yakko Warner has on his new large cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with emerald gems on his wrists, and he also has on the same clothes as Me, Lincoln, Lynn Sr., Liam, Duke Lincoln, Loki, Loni, Luke, Lane, Larry, Leif, Lexx, Levi, Leon, Bobby Santiago, and Lynn Jr., but his version of He Man 2002's loincloth is emerald green, he has on long emerald green trenchcoat flaps with green lightning bolts and a phoenix on the coattails held up by his new Belt of Elemental Bravery with large emerald gem for the belt buckle on his waist, and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, he has large emerald green weighted bands on his large biceps and thighs, large blue jeans with green lightning bolts on the legs, large black leather ankle-high combat boots with silver armor on the toes, and he has eight large emerald green orbs orbiting around his legs. His massive Defender of Acme Falls mallet grew to 6'5" in length as the long black handle grew a little bit longer, the massive gold mallet head grew a little bigger and the oval-shaped gold gems on top of it grew larger and the large gold sphere pommel with surrounding green gems grew a little bigger.
Yakko Warner had an emerald green phoenix with emerald green lightning bolts and the Warner Bros logo in its claws tattooed on his wider and more muscular back. There's an emerald green kanji right below the emerald green phoenix that said, "Yakko Warner, Eldest Sibling and Leader of The Warner Siblings, King of Acme Falls, Slayer of Evil, Master of Cartoon Logic, Fast-Talk, Lightning, and Emerald Fire."
ヤッコ・ワーナー、最年長の兄弟であり、ワーナー兄弟のリーダー、アクメの滝の王、悪の殺し屋、漫画の論理のマスター、ファストトーク、ライトニング、エメラルドファイア
Yakko Warner has transformed into SUPER ANGEL 750,000,000,000 EMERALD SUPERCELL LIGHTNING STORM PHOENIX ANGEL OF ELECTRIC COMEDIC JUSTICE!
We were impressed by Yakko Warner's Super Angel 750,000,000,000 transformation, but when Android 19 saw it, he fell into a rage and tried to use his energy absorption nodes on his hands to drain Yakko Warner of his energy, but he fired two emerald green blasts of fire, which destroyed the nodes forever.
Me: Whoa, Yakko's transformed.
Nico: And he destroyed the energy absorption nodes on Android 19's hands, awesome.
Goku: That means the advantage is now Yakko's. (To Yakko) Yakko, how do you feel?
Yakko Warner: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Thunderstorm and Justice) I feel incredible, Master Goku, and now, I'm going to tear that bucket of bolts to shreds.
Yakko Warner went after Android 19, and he fired powerful blasts of emerald green lightning, emerald green fire, and emerald green energy, which hits Android 19, and exploded with incredible power, and without the energy absorption nodes on his hands, Android 19 was powerless. Then, with his massive Defender of Acme Falls mallet, Yakko Warner destroyed Android 19's arms. Then, he sent him flying into the air with one hit.
Yakko Warner: And now, you will join Dr. Gero in Oblivion forever. EMERALD ELECTROSTORM KAMEHAMEHA!
Yakko Warner fired a massive Kamehameha wave made of emerald green energy with emerald green lightning surrounding it, and as it hits Android 19, it exploded with incredible power, destroying him for good, and Super Hakaied his spirit for good. We cheered for what Yakko Warner did to Android 19, as he powers down, and his new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, angel wings, and eight large emerald green orbs orbiting around his legs were permanent. Wakko and Dot jumped up and Yakko had hugged them in his massive and powerful muscular arms.
Wakko Warner: Wow, Yakko, that was incredible.
Yakko Warner: Thanks, Wakko.
Gohan: And thanks to you, Yakko, we've now seen the last of Dr. Gero for good, but with Salazar the Pushy still loose, he's not going to stop, and I have a feeling he's got a few more tricks up his sleeve.
Yakko Warner: We'll be ready for him, Gohan. Because tomorrow, Wakko's going to transform.
Lincoln: That's right, and then, Dot's going to transform after Wakko.
Dot Warner: And when Salazar shows up, he's going to die horribly.
Nico: You said it, Dot.
Eddy pulverized Hook all over some more and then he kicked him in the face and smashed him down.
Kughar, Vinta, Chaor, and Nivenna Smashed and blasted him all over the place.
Princess Luna, Mindwipe, Cosmos and Sophocles used the Equestria and Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Princess Luna's Powers, Mindwipe's Hypnosis, Cosmos' Particle Beam and Sophocles Powers 100-fold.
Princess Luna and Mindwipe: DARKNESS HYPNOSIS BURST!
Cosmos and Sophocles: LIGHTNING ELECTRON BLAST!
Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Kerfuffle, Mistmane, Sable Spirit, Water Skylanders and Liquid Leni: TSUNAMI OF GENEROSITY!
They fired waves of water, lightning, jewels, and energy and darkness.
Xiao Fung, Tink, Peter Pan, Timon & Pumbaa, SpongeBob, Patrick, Mr. Krabs, Applejack, Wendy and Sora: NEVERLAND NEPTUNE BLAST!
They fired waves of energy and water.
Lincoln: BURGER LIGHTNING STYLE: BIG MAC!
Sari Sumdac: BURGER LIGHTNING STYLE: QUARTER POUNDER!
Jessica Shannon: BURGER FIRE STYLE: WHOPPER!
Mai Shiranui: BURGER FIRE STYLE: STACKER KING!
Toph: BURGER EARTH STYLE: BACONATOR!
Julie Makimoto: BURGER EARTH STYLE: MONSTER BURGER!
Hilda: (British Accent) BURGER WIND STYLE: SUPER STAR WITH CHEESE!
Tatsumaki: BURGER WIND STYLE: ROYAL RED ROBIN!
Yuna: BURGER WATER STYLE: MAD LOVE BURGER!
Nanami: BURGER WATER STYLE: BANZAI BURGER!
R. Mika: BURGER LIGHT STYLE: MUSHROOM N SWISS!
Colette Brunel: BURGER LIGHT STYLE: BBQ BACON BURGER!
Menat: BURGER DARK STYLE: BLACK AND BLEU BURGER!
Ryuko Matoi (TLPS Universe) BURGER DARK STYLE: WHISKEY RIVER BBQ BURGER!
Ibuki: BURGER STEALTH STYLE: BIG CARL BURGER!
Taki (Soul Calibur): BURGER STEALTH STYLE: BURNING LOVE BURGER!
Shantae: BURGER MAGIC STYLE: CHILI CHILI CHEESEBURGER!
Akko: BURGER MAGIC STYLE: GUACAMOLE BACON BURGER!
They fired waves of elements and they formed into said burgers.
Lincoln and his harem: 1800 POUND BURGER BOMB!
They threw a gigantic 1800 pound burger bomb at Hook which explodes on contact.
KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Hook was beaten.
Peter Pan: You know what, Hook? As much as I'd like to tear out your throat, I know there's only one real way to kill you.
Hook: What's that?
Peter Pan: Tick Tock! Dinner time!
TICK TOCK TICK TOCK TICK TOCK TICK TOCK TICK TOCK TICK TOCK TICK TOCK TICK TOCK TICK TOCK TICK TOCK TICK TOCK TICK TOCK TICK TOCK TICK TOCK TICK TOCK TICK TOCK TICK TOCK TICK TOCK TICK TOCK TICK TOCK.
Hook heard the ticking of a clock and then his mustache was twitching and then his eyes widened as he saw TICK TOCK THE CROCODILE COMING AND then I drenched him in hickory flavor BBQ sauce and put a pineapple slice on him.
Me: COME AND GET IT! BARBECUED CODFISH YOUR FAVORITE!
Tick Tock smiled and slurped and then Tick Tock ate Hook and chomped him all over the place and he was dinner again!
Tick Tock then belched and I held my hand out to Hook.
Me: You will never hurt anyone again. SUPER HAKAI!
I banished Hook into oblivion forever!
Me: Good riddance.
Tinkerbell: Looks like we've seen the last of Hook for good.
Vanitas: We sure have.
Evil Star: Good job, Tick Tock!
Tick Tock was still drolling, as if he was still hungry.
Abis Mal: I think he's still hungry.
Shade: Maybe he wants some Pretty Patties.
Shiv: In that case, let's give him one!
We gave him a bunch of Pretty Patties and he loved them.
Tinkerbell: (To the viewers) This was an awesome and action packed adventure. Now we have seen the last of Hook.
Nico: We sure have.
Me: Hook brought this all on himself. But great job today everyone.
Twilight Sparkle: Thanks J.D.
Tinkerbell: I'm sorry I was hellbent on revenge.
Me: It's all right Tink. Hook has been a major terror to everyone all over. But now that he is gone we will never have to worry about him ever again.
Nico: Yep.
Me: Lets go home everyone.
We later went back home and enjoyed the rest of the day before going to sleep.
THE END
Another awesome episode of SpongeBob done.
Patty Hype is one of my favorite episodes of SpongeBob. It aired on February 24th, 2001 and it was so funny! I thought it was great! The first part was for the movie The Rescuers Down Under and that is one of my favorite movies. The 2nd part is for The Simpsons Movie and that was an awesome movie from 2007 and that was a great movie! NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Etstheclarencefan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this one. Thanks guys and thanks to the Guest Reviewer too. The next rescue for me is gonna be in the world of Ratatouille. We're going to meet Remy and Me, Eli, Nene, Allie Wilde, Maria, Marie, Qin, Erica, Ellie, Lillian, Megan, Simone, Miranda, Gina Pele, Lola Namiko, Sugarcoat, Nelanie, Helena & Catherine Nicos and Aarna the Copperajah Gene-Slammer are going to the world of Ratatouille and we're going to meet Remy and have lunch at a restaurant in France called La Ratatouille and that is gonna be awesome. Sugarcoat is gonna transform in this one too as we face Chef Skinner who is gonna come after Remy and Linguini for revenge. And we're also going to meet an Ice Water from Yu-Gi-Oh as well as a Gardevoir Gene-Slammer named Monique LeGrand and she is from France. I'll also need the transformation sequence for Sugarcoat's transformation. Lincoln's Rescue is gonna take place in The Nightmare Before Christmas and Nico is gonna transform in that one as well as Frosty Orange. Nico is gonna dish out some well deserved Payback on Oogie for opening his big ugly bug-filled mouth during the 20 Days of Darkness which sent Nico into spiraling depression. Next chapter tomorrow is gonna be for the Chowder Villain, Reuben and he is gonna be itching to get some payback on us for locking him up. And we're also going to face Mung's so-called wife with an ugly big mouth Truffles.
See you all tomorrow
