HAPPY 5TH DAY OF HANUKKAH!


Over on the planet Coruscant, Me, Eli, Nene, Allie Wilde, Maria, Marie, Nicole Chan, Qin, Erica, Ellie, Lillian, Megan, Nora Venice, Simone, Miranda, Gina Pele, Lola Namiko, Nelanie, Syrus, Dark Magician Girl, Rey, Aarna Ramachandran the Copperajah Gene-Slammer and Elizabeth Tudor XVI the Zacian Gene-Slammern were there to see what Coruscant is like and also find the next girl to rescue.

Elizabeth Tudor XVI: (British Accent) So this is Coruscant.

Eli: Yep the very capital planet of the Jedi Republic and it's also where I learned everything about the ways of the Force both light and dark.

Me: Coruscant is amazing huh?

Missy: Wow it sure is. The city is incredibly massive!

Erica: Boy it sure is!

Me: You should see how big it looks from Space. The city covers much of the entire planet.

Lola Namiko: Wow! That is one huge city! How many people live here?

Me: You wouldn't believe it. Over 3,000,000,000,000 people live here.

Nora Venice: WHOA THAT MANY!? That is a massive number of people!

Nicole Chan: Wow! No kidding! That is amazing that so many people live here on Coruscant.

Maria: I know. The city just goes on forever. But with over 3 trillion people here it's a massive city.

Elizabeth Tudor XVI: It sure is amazing.

Elizabeth concentrated and groaned as her hair fell out.

Aarna: (Indian Accent) I think it's really cool that the Jedi live here.

Rey: (British Accent) It's gonna be amazing to see what the home planet of the Jedi is like.

Elizabeth turned into ZACIAN!

Eli: YEAH!

Lola Namiko: Rey when you lived on the planet Jakku what was that like for you?

Rey: It was a constant struggle.

Me: Jakku is mostly a massive junkyard. It's home to the ruined remains of all the ships that the Empire lost when it fell from power after Palpatine was destroyed.

I went over Jakku's background and it was shocking.


Jakku was a remote desert planet located in the system of the same name, within the Western Reaches of the galaxy's Inner Rim. Though considered by many within the galaxy to be distant and relatively worthless, Jakku was the site of important events that would shape galactic history. In 5 ABY, Jakku was the site of the pivotal Battle of Jakku, which ended the Galactic Civil War in favor of the New Republic. A generation later, the planet was the home of the scavenger Rey, who became involved in the events of the Cold Warafter helping the former First Order stormtrooper Finn and the astromech droid BB-8 escape offworld with a map leading to the missing Jedi Luke Skywalker.

Eons ago, the planet Jakku was once covered with green vegetation and oceans. At some unknown point, the planet was reduced to a barren desert wasteland. However, the planet's core still had the vital spark of life essence, something which disgusted Sheev Palpatine. About 1,000 standard years before the Battle of Yavin, the Plaintive Hand plateau was the site of an event that was regarded as significant by Palpatine. He believed that the site would become significant again in the future.

The human boy known as Galli grew up on Jakku. As an orphan, he was raised at an orphanage run by the Anchorite Kolob, who lived a life of austerity and strict obedience. Galli chafed under Kolob's care and longed to travel to a better world. In 30 BBY, Palpatine and his Adviser Yupe Tashu traveled to Jakku to supervise an archaeological dig on the Plaintive Hand plateau. During that trip, Palpatine encountered a twelve-year old Galli, who had stowed aboard his yacht Imperialis. He took the young boy as a protege and tasked him with guarding the excavation site against any intruders.

Rax spent the next ten years guarding the Plaintive Hand plateau, which became the site for the Jakku Observatory. The Observatory was part of Palpatine's Contingency plan to destroy the Galactic Empire in the event of his death. Palpatine had no wish to leave his Empire to a successor and tasked Galli with executing the Contingency when the day of his death arrived. The Jakku Observatory was home to computers that projected paths into the Unknown Regions, a collection of Sith relics, and a borehole which led to the planet's core. Palpatine instructed Galli to use the borehole to detonate the planet and the remnants of the Empire. Galli adopted the persona Gallius Rax and later became a Fleet Admiral in the Imperial Navy.

At some point during the Age of the Empire, the Galactic Empire established a secret research base. Later, the Hutt crime lady Niima established a presence on Jakku and lorded over several slaves.

Galactic Civil War Rax's return

In the months following the Battle of Endor, war refugee Corwin Ballast headed to Jakku, believing it to be a worthless rock floating in space and thus of little importance to the galaxy-wide conflict between the New Republic and Empire. If there was any place to escape the war, he hoped Jakku to be it.[10] After learning about Fleet Admiral Rax's connection to Jakku, Grand Admiral Rae Sloane and the rebel Brentin Lore Wexley traveled to Jakku to hunt down and kill Rax. Shortly later, Rax proclaimed himself Counselor to the Empire and led the remnants of the Imperial Navy to Jakku.

Counselor Rax established a base beyond the Goazon Badlands and the Sinking Fields. Claiming that the harsh, desert world would test the spirit and mettle of his Imperial forces, Rax implemented a harsh and violent training regimen on his stormtroopers and officers. For several months, the Imperials gathered their forces while waiting for the New Republic to launch their attack. In addition, Rax struck up a deal with Niima to guard the pass leading to the Observatory and to kidnap local orphans from the Anchorites. The former CommandantBrendol Hux trained these orphans into Rax's personal guard of child soldiers. Rax also settled scores with his former guardian Kolob and killed him as a sacrifice to the dark side of the Force.

While hunting for Sloane, the New Republic operative Norra Wexley, her son Temmin Wexley, Sinjir Rath Velus, Jas Emari, and the B1-series battle droid Mister Bones discovered the Imperial remnant forces above Jakku. Temmin and Sinjir escaped on their starship Moth back to Chandrila to warn the New Republic. Norra and Jas took an escape pod to Jakku's surface to continue their hunt for Sloane. Under the orders of Temmin, Mister Bones took another escape pod to Jakku to look after his mother Norra. Norra and Jas were captured by Imperial forces and separated.

Norra eventually escaped Imperial custody with Mister Bones's help. She then reunited with Jas, who had escaped Niima's custody, and the trio continued their search for Sloane. Meanwhile, Sloane and Brentin learned about Rax's origins from Kolob and later convinced Niima to take them to the Plaintive Hand plateau, which Niima believed held a weapons facility. However, Rax learned about Sloane's presence and bombarded Niima's convoy with turbolasers. Before Norra and Jas could catch up with Sloane, Rax's Imperial forces captured Sloane and Brentin and brought them to his headquarters.

Battle of Jakku

After the New Republic's Galactic Senate voted to intervene on Jakku, the New Republic dispatched military forces to the planet. Several New Republic figures including Admiral Ackbar, CommodoreKyrsta Agate, Captain Wedge Antilles, Temmin Wexley, and Jom Barellwould see action in the cataclysmic Battle of Jakku.[13] The battle would take place one year and four days after the Battle of Endor. It became the last major stand of the Galactic Empire and last major battle of the Galactic Civil War. In secret, the Battle of Jakku served as a pretext for Rax to facilitate the final stage of the Contingency.

During the Battle of Jakku, Imperial and New Republic forces fought on both space and land. The Imperial fleet formed a tight defensive formation around the Super Star Destroyer Ravager. The New Republic Defense Fleetwas unable to penetrate this thick wall until the Star Destroyer Punishment broke formation and rammed the Starhawk-class battleship Amity. This explosion created a gap which allowed the Amity's sister ship Concordto bombard the Ravager. Despite being crippled, the Concord's commander Agate used her ship's powerful tractor beam to drag the Super Star Destroyer down to the surface; turning the tide of the battle in the New Republic's favor.

Meanwhile, New Republic ground forces under Lieutenant General Brockway assaulted the main Imperial base and weapons facility. Many from both sides were killed or crushed by falling debris from the space battle. Mister Bones was destroyed during the battle after reuniting with Temmin. In an attempt to prevent New Republic forces from capturing her ship, Captain Ciena Ree crashed her Star Destroyer Inflictor onto the planet's surface. She was rescued by her lover New Republic pilot Thane Kyrell. Meanwhile, Norra joined forces with Sloane and Brentin to hunt down Rax.

After launching the battle, Rax traveled with Yupe Tashu, Brendol, his son Armitage Hux, and the child soldiers to the Observatory to initiate the last stage of the Contingency. While the Huxes and the child soldiers boarded a replica of the Imperialis, Rax and Tashu entered the Observatory to initiate the planet's destruction. After performing a Sith ritual, Rax threw Tashu, who was wearing Sith relics, down the borehole to Jakku's core. Before he could leave, Rax was killed by Sloane with the aid of Norra and Brentin. Sloane managed to stop the planet's destruction by sealing the borehole. She then joined the Huxes and the child soldiers on their journey to the Unknown Regions where they rendezvoused with the Super Star Destroyer Eclipse.

While the battle was taking place, the New Republic's Chancellor Mon Mothma and the Imperial Grand VizierMas Amedda signed the Galactic Concordance on Chandrila; formalizing the Empire's surrender and ending the Galactic Civil War. However, Imperial forces on Jakku and elsewhere continued fighting the New Republic for several months. As the battle turned against them, the Imperials locked tractor beams onto the ships of the New Republic Starfleet, crashing them into the surface below in a desperate gamble. New Republic forces eventually captured the base after fierce fighting. Due to the Battle of Jakku, the planet's surface was covered with wrecked starships and weapons. Niima established a black marketing operation based on selling recovered weapons, computers, and engines.

Rise of the First Order

After the Battle of Jakku, wreckage from the battle was strewn across a region of desert aptly named the Starship after the battle, Niima the Hutt established Niima Outpost, in an effort to scavenge leftover wreckage from the destructive battle.

In 34 ABY, the up-and-coming First Order, successor state to the Galactic Empire, deployed the Resurgent-class Star DestroyerFinalizer to Jakku in an effort to recover a fragment of a map that led to Jedi Master Luke Skywalker, who had gone into self-imposed exile following a failed attempt at resurrecting the Jedi Order.[3] The First Order forces, led by Kylo Ren, attacked the village of Tuanul, where the mystic Lor San Tekka lived and kept the map to Skywalker. However, San Tekka was able to give the map to Poe Dameron, who in turn hid it in his droid, BB-8, before Dameron was captured by Kylo Ren.

The attack led to the defection of stormtrooper FN-2187, who aided Dameron's escape from the Finalizer in a stolen TIE/sf space superiority fighter. Ultimately, FN-2187, nicknamed "Finn" by Dameron, would escape the planet with an unknowingly Force-sensitive girl named Rey.

By 35 ABY, Jakku was in open rebellion against the First Order, with at least one Star Destroyer burning and crashing into Jakku's Starship Graveyard.


When I was done everyone was shocked.

Nicole Chan: Geez that is nuts.

Eli: Yeah no kidding.

Maria: Let's take a look around.

Me: Okay.

We got to looking around and it was hard to imagine that Coruscant's cities were that massive.

Me: Wow!

Erica: Man this is amazing! Coruscant is one amazing planet.

Nora Venice: Boy it sure is.

Nicole Chan: Yeah. I have a feeling that the next girl is gonna be battling someone that the Jedi had a lot of problems with.

Eli: You're right Nicole. I sense it. It's coming from there!

It was coming from the grounds of the Jedi Temple!

Me: It's at the Jedi Temple! Lets go!

We went over and we saw a Warrior Lady of The Wasteland and a Multiviola fighting JABBA THE HUTT, one of the most ruthless and most incidious crime lords of Tatooine!


Jabba Desilijic Tiure, mostly known across popular media as Jabba the Hutt, is a major character in the Star Warsfranchise.

Jabba is a fat, slug-like alien gangster, one of the most successful crime lords in the entire galaxy, and a member of the Hutt Clan and the Grand Hutt Council. He is extremely prosperous and wealthy, as well as a major figure on Tatooine, where he controlled the bulk of the trafficking in illegal and iniquitous goods, piracy and slavery that generated most of the planet's wealth. He was also highly authoritative and influential in the entire Outer Rim. He was initially an ally of Han Solo, but following a botched smuggling mission, Han fell out of Jabba's favor and the Hutt placed a high bounty on his head.

In the original trilogy, he was portrayed by the late Declan Mulholland and voiced by the late Larry Ward. In the Clone Warsfilm and series, he is voiced by Kevin Michael Richardson, who also played Sarevok Anchev, Captain Gantu, Lester Krinklesac, the Joker, Trigon, the Shredder, Crunch Bandicoot, Temutai, Gorilla Grodd, Captain Cold and Chairman Drek.

The Phantom Menace

In 32 BBY (before the Battle of Yavin), Jabba hosts the Podrace at the Boonta Eve Classic between Anakin Skywalker and Sebulba on Tatooine.

Star Wars: The Clone Wars Movie

During the time of the Clone Wars, Jabba's son was kidnapped by his uncle by the name of Ziro the Huttand Count Dooku to convince Jabba to join the Confederacy of Independent Systems. Luckily, Anakin Skywalker, a former resident of Jabba's planet, saved him.

Star Wars: The Clone Wars Series

Jabba had to help the Jedi during the time of the Clone Wars. He helped Darth Maul and Savage Opressform the Shadow Collective.

A New Hope 20th Anniversary Special Edition

In 1997-onwards releases of the original film, Jabba meets Han at the Millennium Falcon, to demand the money the captain owed him, and to ask why he killed Jabba's henchman named Greedo in an earlier scene. Han then tells the Hutt that he has a charter and will pay him back with a little extra. Jabba agreed, but he made it clear that if Han failed again, he would put such a high price on Han's head, that he wouldn't be able to go anywhere without an army of bounty hunters waiting to collect it. During their conversation, Han accidentally steps on Jabba's tail. The last time Jabba is seen in this version is when he tells Boba Fettand others to get moving and they leave.

The Empire Strikes Back

Jabba does not appear in the sequel, but his motivations are pivotal to the plot. He has increased the bounty on Han's head, leading Han to attempt to leave the Rebellion at the beginning of the film to repay his debt.

Boba Fett is hired by both Jabba and Darth Vader to capture Han (Vader also wants Leia, Chewie, and Threepio). When Vader kidnaps Han, he sadistically has him tortured for no reason and then frozen in carbonite as a test, planning to do the same to Luke. He turns the frozen Han over to Boba, who departs Bespin to deliver Han to Jabba.

Return of The Jedi

Several months later, Jabba the Hutt had been holding a frozen Han Solo on his wall. He was in the first act of the film, where Princess Leia Organa, Chewbacca, and Luke Skywalker attempt to rescue their friend.

The captured Han is delivered to Jabba by Boba and placed on display in the crime lord's throne room. Lando Calrissian, C-3PO, R2-D2, Leia, and Chewbacca infiltrate Jabba's palace to save Han. Leia herself is soon enslaved by the Hutt, and she is forced to wear her iconic golden bikini along with being chained to Jabba. Soon afterward, Luke arrives to "bargain for Solo's life"; but Jabba condemns Luke, Han, and Chewbacca to the sarlacc. At the Great Pit of Carkoon, Luke escapes execution with the help of R2-D2 and defeats Jabba's thugs. During the subsequent confusion, Boba is (seemingly) accidentally killed by Han, while Leia shuts off all the lights in the sail barge and strangles Jabba to death with the very chain he forced her into; with that, Luke, Leia, Han, Lando, Chewbacca, C-3PO, and R2-D2 manage to escape, blowing up the sail barge and killing Jabba's remaining men as they flee the scene.


Nora Venice: Oh man! That's Jabba the Hutt!

Maria: I thought he was dead! Luke Skywalker made sure he was destroyed by blowing up his sail barge!

Me: Yeah that's what happened. And a Warrior Lady of The Wasteland and a Zebesian Multiviola are fighting him. Lets get him!

We went at him!

Maria: Hey there, fattie!

Maria kicked him in the belly.

Me: You're a little overdue with death Jabba!

Jabba: (Speaking Hutt) I can never forgive Skywalker and Organa for killing me in the Pit of Carkoom. I would have fed that Jedi and Han Solo to the Sarlaac had it not been for him!

Me: You had that coming you monster! What you did on Tatooine speaks volumes of your crimes against the many forces of the Rebel Alliance and the Jedi in general.

Lola Namiko: How can you understand what he is saying?

Me: These.

I showed that I had translating devices in my ears.

Maria: If you really want us to suffer, why don't you run over here?

Jabba: With pleasure.

He crawled but he was slow.

Warrior Lady of The Wasteland: That's right you slug! Come and get us!

Multiviola: (Dutch Accent) You are in a lot of trouble!

Eli: You're a Multiviola Gene-Slammer!

Multiviola: That's right. I'm Kida Neurenburg and it's awesome to meet you.

Eli: Same here.

Suddenly, Rey Skywalker's eyes turned neon blue, and she was surrounded by a blue energy aura with lightsabers, and Aarna Ramachandran's green eyes turned neon green, and she was surrounded by a green energy aura with Copperajah surrounding her, and as they approached Jabba the Hutt, Rey left blue energy, blue fire, and Force blasts with every step, and Aarna Ramachandran left green energy, green fire, and Earth with every step.

Then, Rey Skywalker was surrounded by a massive vortex of blue energy with blue fire and Force blasts surrounding it, there was a Galactic Republic starship flying around the vortex, and inside the vortex is a blue phoenix, and Aarna Ramachandran was surrounded by a massive vortex of green energy with Earth and green fire surrounding it, there was a Copperjah running around the vortex, and in the vortex is a green phoenix. Then, as the vortexes both faded, Rey Skywalker and Aarna Ramachandran emerged, but they were changed forever.

(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:35 TO 2:14)

Rey Skywalker grew to 6'0" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has blue highlights in the bangs of her long brown hair, she has large brown angel wings with blue tips on the large brown feathers, she has neon blue eyes and a blue energy aura with blue fire and stars surrounding her, she has a Jedi emblem emblazoned on her forehead, she has on starship earrings and a necklace with the Galactic Republic symbol for the pendant, she has on a sleeveless light blue blouse with gold phoenix on it, light blue blouse stars on it, blue leather ankle-high combat boots, and a blue sleeveless trenchcoat with stars on the coattails and the Jedi Order symbol on the back of the trenchcoat. Rey Skywalker has her new Defender of The Republic and Jedi massive sword in her hand. She has on her Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with blue gems on her wrists, Belt of Elemental Bravery with large blue gem for the belt buckle on her waist, and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip and lightsaber on her right hip. There's a white kanji below the Jedi Order symbol that said, "Rey Skywalker, Descendent of Anakin Skywalker, Illegitimate granddaughter of Emperor Sheev Palpatine, Master of The Force, Blue Flames, and Lightsaber, Slayer of Evil, Jedi of the Planet Jakku, and Destroyer of The Sith."

レイ・スカイウォーカー、アナキン・スカイウォーカーの子孫、シーブ・パルパティーン皇帝の不法な孫娘、フォースのマスター、青い炎、ライトセーバー、悪の殺し屋、惑星ジャクーのジェダイ、シスの破壊者

Rey Skywalker has transformed into SUPER ANGEL 750,000,000,000 CELESTIAL BLUE FIRESTORM ANGEL OF HOPE AND JUSTICE!

And Aarna Ramachandran grew to 6'0" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has light green highlights in the bangs of her long flowing green hair, she has neon green eyes and a green energy aura with green flames and Earth surrounding her, she has a Copperjah with the Earth Kanji on its trunk emblazoned on her forehead, she has on Copperjah earrings with the Earth Kanji in her hands and a necklace with a Copperjah holding the Earth Kanji in its trunk for the pendant, she has on a sleeveless green blouse with an orange phoenix on it, green blouse with Earth and green flames on it, green high heels, and a green sleeveless trenchcoat with Earth and green flames on the coattails and a Copperjah on the back of the trenchcoat. She has her new massive Sword of The DNA Spliceteam in her left hand, she has on her Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with green gems on her wrists, Belt of Elemental Bravery with large green gem for the belt buckle on her waist, and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a green kanji below the Copperjah that said, "Aarna Ramachandran, Copperjah Gene-Slammer of India, Master of Green Flames and Earth, Slayer of Evil, and Member of The DNA Spliceteam."

アーナ・ラマチャンドラン, コッパージャジーン-インドのスラマー、緑の炎と地球のマスター、悪のスレイヤー、そしてDNAスプライスチームのメンバー

Aarna Ramachandran has transformed into SUPER ANGEL 750,000,000,000 COPPERJAH INDIA EARTHSTORM ANGEL OF JUSTICE AND HOPE!

We were amazed by Rey and Aarna's Super Angel 750,000,000,000 transformations, but when Jabba the Hutt saw it, he fell into a rage.

Me: WHOA!

Eli: Awesome!

Lola Namiko: Wow! Rey and Aarna transformed. How do you two feel?

Rey: (Divine Echoing Voice of The Jedi) Amazing Lola.

Aarna: (Divine Echoing Voice of Indian Jungle Justice) It is a most amazing transformation.

They went and blasted and slashed Jabba all over and obliterated him in an instant. We cheered wildly for them and then I put on my blind man glasses and Syrus and Eli covered their eyes And I then snapped my fingers and Elizabeth and Kida were reverting back.

Elizabeth: (regains her hair) Kida, what are your special talents?

Kida Neurenburg: I'm a Dutch Pizza Chef. I make pizza.

They were both back to normal but they were in their birthday suits and Maria gave them new clothes.

Kida Neurenburg: Ja these clothes are most amazing.

Maria: They sure are. I make them for the gene-slammers.

Warrior Lady of The Wasteland: They are very stylish.

Nicole Chan: I didn't know that you guys make amazing clothes.

Me: Maria, Varie, Leni and Teresa do for all the Gene-Slammers. And cue Kida in pain in 3…2…1…

Kida Neurenburg: (holds head in pain) God, why now?!

Simone: Concentrate and reign in the power of your Multiviola half with the strength of your will.

Miranda: That's right. We did it and you can too.

Kida concentrated and then she was enveloped in a fire aura and she was fully engrafted.

Kida Neurenburg: That was amazing!

Warrior Lady of The Wasteland: It sure was.

Me: Yep. We still have time before we head back to Earth.

Lola Namiko: Yeah lets take a look around the Jedi Temple.

We went and walked around the Jedi Temple.

We learned so much about the history of the Jedi.


After getting rid of Jabba the Hutt for good, Lincoln, Me, Nico, Eli, Yugi, Pharaoh Atem, Tea, Joey, Tristan, Mai, Duke, Serenity, Seto Kaiba, Mokuba, Pegasus, Marik, Ishizu, Kisara, Rebecca, Jaden, Syrus, Chumley, Tyranno, Bastian, Chazz, Zane, Atticus, Alexis, Jasmine, Mindy, Blair, Princess Rose, Jesse, Axel, Jim Crocodile Cook, Adrien Gekko, Yusei, Jack Atlas, Akiza, Leo, Luna, Crow, Sherry, Yuma, Reginald, Tori, Reginald, Noriko, Rio, Rafael, Alister, Valon, Tania, Misty, Carly, Hannah Fairchild, Nicole, Orion, Princess Celestia, and Diamond Tiara were heading to Domino City, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the seven girls there, but we're also going to face Bandit Keith, who's back for revenge on us for throwing him in prison, and we also got word that Anna Maria is there too, but she's going to be in for the biggest reprimanding of her life for being a selfish, narcissistic, and vain bitch at the hands of Princess Celestia, and Diamond Tiara is also going to transform.

Lincoln: Wow, we're here in Domino City. It's been years since we defeated Dartz, and I think I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the seven girls there, but we're also going to face Bandit Keith, who's back for revenge on us for throwing him in prison.

Me: That's right, big guy, and we also got word that that selfish, narcissistic, and vain bitch, Anna Maria is there too.

Nico: (Smiles) But, that tan-in-a-can bitch is going to be in for the biggest reprimanding of her life for being selfish, narcissistic, and vain at the hands of Princess Celestia.

Eli: That's right, and I sense that Diamond Tiara is going to transform too. This should be good.

?: HELP!

Suddenly, Lincoln heard the sound of seven girls calling out for help. With his deep sapphire blue cyborg eyes and superhuman sight, along with sensing energy signals, he saw and heard where the call for help was coming from. He saw the seven girls, but they've been cornered by Bandit Keith and Anna Maria, and they're going to kill them.

Lincoln: Guys, I found the seven girls, but they've been cornered by Bandit Keith and Anna Maria, and they're going to kill them. Come on, let's go.

We rushed on over, and Lincoln fired a powerful blast of rainbow energy, and it caused Bandit Keith and Anna Maria to back off. When they saw us, they were completely pissed off.

Diamond Tiara: I've had it up to hear with that bitch to last an eternity.

Suddenly, Diamond Tiara's eyes turned neon blue, and she was surrounded by a pink energy aura with diamonds, and as she approached Anna Maria, she left pink energy, light, and diamonds with every step.

Diamond Tiara: Anna Maria, you've been a vain, selfish, and narcissistic monster all your life, and it's time for you to suffer the consequences for your vanity.

Then, Diamond Tiara was surrounded by a massive vortex of pink energy with light and diamonds surrounding it, there was a pony running around the vortex, and in the vortex is a phoenix with light reflecting on it. Then, as the vortex faded, Diamond Tiara emerged, but she was changed forever.

Diamond Tiara grew to 6'0" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she had white highlights on the bangs of her now long flowing purple hair and she still had on her tiara, she has neon blue eyes and a pink energy aura with shining diamonds and gleaming orbs of light surrounding her, she has a pony with diamonds surrounding her emblazoned on her forehead, she has on pony earrings with the Light Kanji in its hooves and a necklace with a pony holding the Light Kanji in its hooves for the necklace, she has on a sleeveless yellow blouse with a pink phoenix, a yellow skirt with diamonds on it, yellow high heels with pink studded diamonds on them, she has large pink angel wings with white tips on the large pink feathers, and a sleeveless yellow trenchcoat with diamonds and light on the coattails, and on the back is a pony with diamonds surrounding it. Diamond Tiara has her massive Sword of The Knights of The Friendship Table out, and she has on her new Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with pink gems on her wrists, Belt of Elemental Bravery with large pink gem for the belt buckle on her waist, and her Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her right hip. There's a pink kanji below the pony that said, "Diamond Tiara, Friend of The Cutie Mark Crusaders, Friend of Twilight Sparkle and Her Friends, Master of Diamonds and Light, and Awesome Member of The Knights of The Friendship Table."

ダイアモンドティアラ、キューティーマーククルセイダーズの友人、トワイライトスパークルと彼女の友人の友人、ダイヤモンドと光のマスター、そして友情のテーブルの騎士団の素晴らしいメンバー

Diamond Tiara has transformed into SUPER ANGEL 750,000,000,000 CELESTIAL SHINING DIAMOND PONY ANGEL OF LIGHT AND HOPE!

We were amazed by the transformation of Diamond Tiara, but when Bandit Keith and Anna Maria saw it, they fell into a rage.

Me: Wow, Diamond Tiara's transformed.

Nico: Now, that's awesome.

Lincoln: Wow, Diamond Tiara, you look amazing. How do you feel?

Diamond Tiara: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of Light and Hope) I feel incredible, Lincoln. Now, I'm going to teach Anna Maria a lesson, while you guys take care of Bandit Keith.

Lincoln: You got it.

Diamond Tiara, who was also joined by Princess Celestia, went after Anna Maria, while we went after Bandit Keith, and we fired rainbow energy blasts and elemental forces at them both, and they went down like a sack of bricks. Then, Lincoln tied both Bandit Keith and Anna Maria up in indestructible rainbow energy straitjackets.

Diamond Tiara powered down, and her new body, clothes, weapons, and jewelry were permanent. Then, Princess Celestia walked up to Anna Maria, and she wasn't happy one bit.

Princess Celestia: Anna Maria, no words can describe just what kind of person you really are, but, it must be said. (Canterlot Voice) YOU ARE A SELFISH, BLACKHEARTED, EVIL, VAIN, NARCISSISTIC, INCONSIDERATE, HEARTLESS, MONSTROUS BITCH FROM THE DARKEST DEPTHS OF HELL!

CLANG!

Our jaws dropped to the floor when Princess Celestia said that, and she even used the Canterlot Voice, just like Princess Luna who gave her nasty reprimanding to Alejandro yesterday when he orchestrated that riot at the Jupiter Prison, and the reprimanding was so vicious, it caused Anna Maria's spray-tan on her skin to melt off. We went up to Princess Celestia, and we hugged her.

Lincoln: Wow, Princess Celestia, that was an incredible reprimanding.

Princess Celestia: Thank you, Lincoln.

Then, Lincoln beamed Anna Maria still bound to a rainbow energy straitjacket to an isolated cell in Solitary Confinement in The Jupiter Prison, where she was also chained to the wall of her cell, and Lincoln beamed Bandit Keith still bound to a rainbow energy straitjacket to an isolated cell in Solitary Confinement in the Uranus Prison, where he was also chained to the wall of his cell. Then, Lincoln and Nicole went up to the seven girls located there, and when Lincoln saw them, he recognized them. The seven girls were Petralka Anne Eldant III the Elf, Minori Koganuma, Elbia Hanaiman the Werewolf, and Romilda Garde the Dwarf from Outbreak Company, Komugi Yoshida, Kokona Saionji, and Tsukasa Kisaragi from Nurse Witch Komugi-Chan.

Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Petralka Anne Eldant III the Elf, Minori Koganuma, Elbia Hanaiman the Werewolf, Romilda Garde the Dwarf, Komugi Yoshida, Kokona Saionji, and Tsukasa Kisaragi.

Nicole: From Outbreak Company and Nurse Witch Komugi-Chan, awesome.

Lincoln: Are you girls okay?

Elbia Hanaiman the Werewolf: Yeah, we're okay, thanks to you.

Then, Elbia Hanaiman the Werewolf and the other six girls saw who it was that saved them from Anna Maria and Bandit Keith, their faces turn atomic red upon seeing the 16-year-old 7'0" tall, handsome, white-haired, bare-chested hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead, a golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive and wide right pec and it was surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, a Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem, and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids on top, a deep sapphire blue kanji on his wider muscular back that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Lightning Storms, The Weather, and the Thirteen Elemental Forces, Man With A Plan, Golden-Hearted Brother of 16 Siblings, and Golden-Hearted Lover, Father, Son, and Husband", and he had deep sapphire blue eyes.

He had his massive Sword of Taranis holstered on his wider and muscular back, his orange Crystal Saber holstered on his left hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, the Pisces constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck, large weighted orange bands on his massive biceps and thighs, his large Cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive and indestructible deep blue angel wings surging with powerful super lightning and the stars and blue nebulae reflecting on them, and he was dressed in an orange version of He Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with hanging silver lightning bolts held up by his Belt of Elemental Bravery with large orange gem for the belt buckle on his waist, a pair of large blue pants with gold lightning bolts on the thighs, and large white leather combat boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and armor on the toe area, silver Thunder Kanji earrings, a large silver Thunder Kanji necklace on his neck and across his permanently bare chest, large fingerless black gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it, a large Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring on his left ring finger, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger, and he had eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs.

Elbia Hanaiman the Werewolf: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.

Then, Lincoln made seven clones of himself, and he and the seven clones of himself went up to the girls, and they picked them up and hugged them in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and kissed them on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrap their arms around the necks of Lincoln and his clones, as we cheered over the scene.

Elbia Hanaiman the Werewolf: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.

We returned home to the Estate, and we not only beat up Bandit Keith and Anna Maria, but we also showed everyone else that Diamond Tiara also transformed, and Princess Celestia gave Anna Maria the reprimanding of her life for being a selfish, narcissistic, and vain bitch, and she even used the Canterlot Voice for that one.


Here's the second scene, the merging of Love Hina, and here's another touch on this scene, Dustin Keystone has broken out of prison and he still wants to kill Lincoln and everyone close to him, but Lincoln's going to give him the biggest, loudest, meanest, nastiest, and harshest reprimanding ever, and it'll cause Dustin Keystone to crap his pants two million times after you guys beat the crap out of him.

After a harsh reprimanding on Anna Maria and throwing her and Bandit Keith back in prison, we were training intensely in the gym doing 100,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 9,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds. Then, we got a shower afterwards.

Suddenly, a bright light had engulfed the Estate, and we covered our eyes from the bright lights. Then, as the lights faded, we uncovered our eyes. But, to our surprise, we saw that the world that Lincoln's two future wives, Kaolla Su and Shinobu Maehara, has merged with our world.

Lincoln: Oh wow, Kaolla Su, Shinobu, your world has merged with ours.

Shinobu Maehara: Whoa, this is so awesome.

Suddenly, the alarm sounded, and it showed that Dustin Keystone has broken out of prison again to try and kill Lincoln and everyone close to him to get revenge.

Lincoln: This isn't good, Dustin Keystone's broken out of prison again to try and kill me and everyone close to me.

Me: That could mean everyone all over the world, since they know who you are, big guy.

Nico: I thought we wouldn't see that bastard again after you and Lynn gave him the beating that he'd deserved years ago, Lincoln.

Twilight Sparkle: Whoa, it sounds like you guys know him all too well, and you don't like him one bit. Can you tell us everything about him, Lincoln?

Lincoln: Trust me, Twilight, you won't like this creep one bit.

Lincoln told Twilight and everyone who wasn't with us at the time what Dustin Keystone did to Lincoln when he was younger, he beat him up badly and tormented him relentlessly, until Lincoln's sisters all piled on him and beat him senseless. They also found out that Dustin Keystone has a nasty criminal record, and that before Megakat City merged with our world, Dustin Keystone broke out of prison to kill Lincoln for revenge for what happened, but Lincoln and Lynn beat him up badly, and after that, he was arrested and taken to The Uranus Prison, where he was sentenced to Life Without Parole.

When Lincoln was finished, all those who weren't with us were already seeing red. But, when all of the girls in his harem heard it, including his daughters, they were so furious at Dustin Keystone and his sick actions, their faces and eyes turned red, and steam was coming out of their ears.

Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita: UH OH!

Applejack: Why, that rotten, blackhearted, no-good, sidewinding...! Who does he think he is to do that to someone as kind and sweet as our man! I ought to hogtie him and run him out of town on a rail for this!

Thunder Sparkle: Bullying Dad like that and trying to kill him, I'll give him such a black eye for this!

Lincoln calms Applejack down by hugging her and kissing her on her forehead, and she returns it and calms down, and he did the same to the other girls in his harem, along with his daughters.

Lincoln: It's okay, Applejack. Besides, we're not letting Dustin Keystone get away with this. Not only are we going to pummel him senseless and tie him up in a rainbow energy straitjacket, I'm going to give Dustin Keystone the biggest loudest, meanest, nastiest, and harshest reprimanding ever, and it'll cause Dustin Keystone to crap his pants two million times for all the stuff he's done to me!

We gasped in pure shock at what Lincoln's going to do to him, and some of us hid behind the couch.

Luna Loud: (Surprised) Dude, tell me I didn't just hear what I think I heard.

Nico: I also heard it, Luna. Lincoln's going to give Dustin Keystone the biggest, loudest, meanest, nastiest, and harshest reprimanding of his life, and it'll cause that piece of crap to crap his pants two million times for all the stuff he's done to him! (Smiles) Ooh, this should be good.

Me: (Smiles) I'll record it on the phone to show it to everyone.

We then head out to explore Kaolla Su and Shinobu's world, and of course, track down and pummel Dustin Keystone, who's broken out of prison. We met with Kaolla Su and Shinobu's friends, and they heard the girls are now Lincoln's future wives, and they know Lincoln will take good care of them. Then, they also told us they'd seen a mean, nasty-looking male in the area, and it matched the very description of Dustin Keystone, and we headed out to confront him. We then saw Dustin Keystone and he was sharpening his knife.

Lincoln: (Smirks) Alright, guys, it's Showtime.

Suddenly, a massive explosion was heard, and the spirits of tormented souls wailed in pain and agony and they'd converged on Dustin Keystone, wailing and screaming in his ear. Then, the screech of The Thunderbird was heard, and in a flash of lightning, we'd appeared. When Dustin saw the 16-year-old, handsome, and extremely muscular Lincoln, he was so pissed off his eyes turned red with hatred and the sclera of his eyes turned bloodshot. He'd tried to attack, but Lincoln fired a magnetic blast at the knife and it went into a tree.

Lincoln: I see that a few years in The Uranus Prison has already destroyed your sanity even more to the point where you're now obsessed with trying to kill me and get revenge, Dustin. You're even worse than all those Evil Sasukes we've been killing.

That set Dustin Keystone off badly, and we laughed.

Sasuke Uchiha: You were nothing more than a sadistic bully who got off on beating up Lincoln, you deserved that beatdown from his sisters. But, it seems you'll never learn your lesson.

Lincoln: Trust me, Sasuke. He'll never learn through words, he'll only understand through violence. Alright, everyone, let's rough him up Loud House style!

Me: (Smirks) Ooh, he's screwed now!

We piled on Dustin Keystone, and we began beating him up so badly. Lincoln and Linka knocked out a couple of Dustin's teeth, Lori, Leni, Loki, and Loni ripped out pieces of Dustin's hair, Luna and Luke played a loud guitar riff and that caused Dustin's ears to bleed, Luan and Lane threw a pie at him which was made of Light Lily and Leo's dirty diapers! P.U!, Lynn and Lynn Jr. broke Dustin's arms, Laney and Larry punched Dustin in the eye, Lucy and Lars scared him by revealing their demonic red eyes, Lana, Lola, Leif, and Lexx broke Dustin's legs, Lisa and Levi both hit Dustin on the head with a baseball bat, and Lily and Leon fired blasts of glowing water at Dustin and soaked him. Then, Lincoln tied Dustin up in a rainbow energy straitjacket so he couldn't escape, and when Lincoln walked up to him, he was really angry now.

Lincoln: Dustin, no words can even describe just what kind of evil and heartless person you are. But, I'm not scared of you, and now, I can finally say this. Dustin Keystone, you are (Loudly) A SELFISH, INCONSIDERATE, BLACK-HEARTED, SADISTIC, MONSTROUS, DERANGED, MALEVOLENT, EVIL, SICK, TWISTED, PSYCHOPATHIC, ARROGANT BASTARD FROM THE DARKEST DEPTHS OF HELL! A TRULY EVIL AND SADISTIC SPAWN OF SATAN FROM THE DARKEST DEPTHS OF THE KALAMAZOO RIVER!

CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW!

CLANG!

REALLY EXPLOSIVE WET FART!

Lincoln's voice was so loud, it caused the birds in the area to fly away, and our eyes went really wide and our jaws hit the floor when Lincoln harshly reprimanded Dustin Keystone, and it'd caused Dustin Keystone to crap his pants not two million, but five million times.

Lori: (Surprised) Holy...!

Luan: (Surprised) Shamoly!

Luna Loud: (Surprised) Dang, bro. That was quite a set of large lungs you had on you.

Me: (Surprised) What...just...happened?!

Nico: (Surprised) We witnessed Lincoln Loud giving Dustin Keystone the biggest, loudest, meanest, harshest, and nastiest reprimanding in history, and it caused that piece of crap to crap his pants not two million times, but five million times?! Holy cow!

Our shock turned all the way to wild cheers for Lincoln as we then ran on over and hugged him, and then, the girls in Lincoln's harem all hugged and kissed him all over his massive and muscular upper body. Lincoln's daughters also ran over and they hugged Lincoln and kissed him on the forehead.

Lynn Sr.: (Smiles) Dang, Champ, you must've had a set of lungs for that reprimanding.

Rita: (Smiles) I'm so proud of you, sweetie, for what you just did. Maybe, next time, that'll teach that moron a lesson.

Lincoln: (Smiles) Thanks, Mom, Dad, and everyone.

Me: (Smiles) And I recorded the whole thing on my phone. Wait until all of the Masters of Evil hear this, including Electro, big guy.

Dylan Dalmatian: (Laughs) When he sees this, he's going to laugh his head off.

Dolly Dalmatian: (Laughs) You said it, Dylan.

Lincoln then beamed Dustin Keystone still bound in a rainbow energy straitjacket to his new cell in Maximum Security Solitary Confinement in the Uranus Prison, where he was also chained to a wall, and he'll never break out again. We had an awesome time exploring the world Kaolla Su and Shinobu came from, and we sent Dustin Keystone back to prison after Lincoln gave him the biggest, loudest, meanest, harshest, and nastiest reprimanding of his life.


Later it was time for Rainbow Dash's Ambassador Mission.

Scootaloo: Can I come with you today, Rainbow Dash?

Rainbow Dash: You sure can and I did say for you, Pickle & Barley Barrel to come with me.

Pickle Barrel: (Gasp) Did you hear that!?

Barley Barrel: Did YOU hear that!?

Pickle & Barley Barrel: WE'RE GOING WITH CAPTAIN RAINBOW DASH!

Me: You guys are sure excited.

Nico: Have a good time you guys.

They went through a portal.

And they arrived.

Ash: Hey Rainbow Dash.

Rainbow Dash: Hey there guys.

Ish: I see you bought 3 people with you this time.

Rainbow Dash: Yep this is my little sister Scootaloo.

Scootaloo: Hey there. We're not related by blood, it's just that I view Rainbow Dash like a big sister.

Rainbow Dash: Yep. And these two are my protégés Pickle & Barley Barrel.

Pickle Barrel: Junior Wonderbolts under Captain Rainbow Dash.

Barley Barrel: It's so awesome learning under her.

Ash: Wow! You have an amazing team.

Scootaloo: It sure is cool.

Rainbow Dash: Yep. I met Pickle and Barley Barrel when we went to Hope Hollow and solved their friendship problem.

Ash: Awesome!

Rainbow Dash: Now, didn't you say that we would meet your other friends?

Ish: Oh right! Come on out guys.

Ish and Ash's friends came out and they saw Troy Kang, Tua Tupola, Marty Stevens and Ricky Servantes.

Troy Kang: Wow! Awesome to meet you guys. My name is Troy Kang.

Tua Pupola: I'm Tua Tupola.

Marty Stevens: Name's Marty Stevens.

Ricky Servantes: And I'm Ricky Servantes.

Rainbow Dash: Awesome to meet you guys. My name is Rainbow Dash, Princess of the Air Element of Skylands and Master of The Element of Loyalty. Nico told me all about you guys.

Troy Kang: You know Nico?

Rainbow Dash: Yep we do. Nico is Second in Command of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Scootaloo: He is amazing.

Troy Kang: So awesome!

Rainbow Dash: What's been going on since my last visit?

Ish: We've been battling more robot remnants of Wild Card. They didn't last a minute though.

Ash: That's right. Oh by the way Scootaloo do you like sports?

Scootaloo: I'm a scooter racer. I am also a member of The Cutie Mark Crusaders. Me and my friends Sweetie Belle who is Rarity's little sister and Apple Bloom who is Applejack's little sisters help our fellow people get cutie marks.

Rainbow Dash: It's a big job but it's amazing.

Ash: That's cool.

Ish: Rainbow Dash, can I confess something?

Rainbow Dash: What's that?

Ish: Scootaloo isn't the only one who thinks of you as a big sister. I... actually think of you as a big sister too.

Ash: I do too.

Rainbow Dash: You 2 think I'm a sister too? AWESOME!

Scootaloo: AWESOME!

Barley Barrel: That is awesome!

May: (to Brittney) Didn't you say that you wanted to go on an ambassador mission too?

Brittney: I sure did May. And dad said that he wants me to go to Japan to meet Hari and Doori. He said that they met lots of amazing ghosts and helped them cross over to the other side and their ghost monster forms are like Pokemon.

Nico: This is gonna be interesting to meet them.

Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo and Pickle & Barley Barrel came back.

Me: Hey guys. Welcome back.

May: How did it go?

Rainbow Dash: It was awesome! We got to meet Ish and Ash's friends.

Nico: Awesome! Did you tell them I said hello?

Rainbow Dash: Yep and they said hey too.

Nico: Awesome!

Me: Neat.


Later Lola was getting ready to show Starlight Glimmer, Sunset Shimmer, Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash how she plays World of Warcraft.

Lola: Rainbow Dash, now that your ambassador mission is done, I'd like to you show you and Sunset Shimmer something.

Starlight Glimmer: Can I come too?

Lola: Sure.

Lola was on the computer and she was playing World of Warcraft. She was playing all the games in chronological order.

World of Warcraft
Intent on settling in Durotar, Thrall's Horde expanded its ranks by inviting the undead Forsaken to join orcs, tauren, and trolls. Meanwhile, dwarves, gnomes, and the ancient night elves pledged their loyalties to the Alliance, guided by the human kingdom of Stormwind. After Stormwind's king, Varian Wrynn, mysteriously disappeared, Highlord Bolvar Fordragon served as Regent but his service was affected by the mind control of the black dragon Onyxia, who ruled in disguise as a human noblewoman. As heroes investigated Onyxia's manipulations, the ancient elemental lord Ragnaros resurfaced to endanger both the Horde and Alliance. The heroes of the Horde and Alliance defeated Onyxia and sent Ragnaros back to the Elemental Plane.

Assault on Blackwing Lair
Deep within Blackrock Mountain, the black dragon Nefarian conducted twisted experiments with the blood of other dragonflights. Intent on seizing the entire area for his own, he recruited the remaining Dark Horde, a rogue army that embraced the demonic bloodlust of the old Horde. These corrupt orcs, trolls, and other races battled against Ragnaros and the Dark Iron dwarves for control of the mountain. Nefarian created the twisted chromatic dragons and a legion of other aberrations in his bid to form an army powerful enough to control Azeroth and continue the legacy of his infamous father, Deathwing the Destroyer. Nelfarian was vanquished by the heroes from the Horde and the Alliance.

Rise of the Blood God
Years ago, in the ruined temple of Atal'Hakkar, loyal priests of the Blood God Hakkar the Soulflayer attempted to summon the wrathful deity's avatar into the world. But his followers, the Atal'ai priesthood, discovered that the Soulflayer could only be summoned within the Gurubashi tribe's ancient capital, Zul'Gurub. Newly reborn in this jungle fortress, Hakkar took control of the Gurubashi tribe and mortal champions of the trolls' mighty animal gods. The Soulflayer's dark influence was halted when the Zandalari tribe recruited heroes and invaded Zul'Gurub.

The Gates of Ahn'Qiraj
The great desert fortress of Ahn'Qiraj, long sealed behind the Scarab Wall, was home to the insectoid qiraji, a savage race that had once mounted an assault to devastate the continent of Kalimdor. But something far more sinister lurked behind Ahn'Qiraj's walls: the Old God C'Thun, an ancient entity whose pervasive evil had suffused Azeroth since time immemorial. As C'Thun incited the qiraji to frenzy, both the Alliance and Horde prepared for a massive war effort. A mixed force of Alliance and Horde soldiers, dubbed the Might of Kalimdor, opened the gates of Ahn'Qiraj under the command of the orc Varok Saurfang. The heroes laid siege to the ruins and temples of Ahn'Qiraj and vanquished C'Thun.

Shadow of the Necropolis
In the Lich King's haste to spread the plague of undeath over Azeroth, he gifted one of his greatest servants, the lich Kel'Thuzad, with the flying citadel of Naxxramas, as a base of operations for the Scourge. Consistent attacks from the Scarlet Crusade and Argent Dawn factions weakened the defenses of the floating fortress, enabling an incursion from the heroes that led to Kel'Thuzad's defeat. However, a traitor among the ranks of the knightly order of the Argent Dawn ran away with Kel'Thuzad's cursed remains and fled to Northrend, where the fallen lich could be reanimated.

Next was Burning Crusade

The expansion's name refers to the return of the "Burning Legion"; a vast army of demons being one of the main, recurring antagonist forces in the Warcraft-universe and whose last invasion was defeated in Warcraft III: Reign of Chaos. This legion and its allies are the main enemy which players will fight against in The Burning Crusade. In addition to some new areas on Azeroth, this expansion mainly features the ravaged world of Outland which the Burning Legion and other powerful beings control.

The Doom Lord Kazzak reopened the Dark Portal to Outland, flooding Azeroth with the ravenous demons of the Burning Legion. Expeditions from the Horde and Alliance, reinforced by their new blood elf and draenei allies, passed through the gateway to stop the invasion at its source. On Outland's desiccated Hellfire Peninsula, the Alliance discovered several of their heroes who had crossed through the portal many years before, while the Horde made contact with the Mag'har (uncorrupted) orcs who had not participated in their race's original invasion of Azeroth. The expedition into Outland dragged Horde and Alliance armies further into conflict with the agents of the Legion and the lieutenants of Illidan Stormrage, who had claimed the shattered realm for his own.

The Black Temple
In his quest to reign over all of Outland, Illidan the Betrayer had established a mighty stronghold for his forces within the Black Temple, a former draenei citadel. Yet his influence began to wane after the defeat of his most trusted lieutenants, including the ruler of the Illidari Naga, Lady Vashj, and the traitorous former leader of the blood elves, Kael'thas Sunstrider. The resulting window of opportunity permitted Akama, an elder sage of devolved draenei known as the Broken, to rebel against the self-styled "Lord of Outland." Along with Illidan's former jailor, the obsessed night elf Maiev Shadowsong, Akama helped a group of heroes infiltrate Illidan's seat of power and put an end to the Betrayer's reign once and for all.

The Gods of Zul'Aman
Following years of battles alongside the old Horde, the troll warlord Zul'jin retired to the city of Zul'Aman, capital of the Amani trolls, where he called upon mysterious dark powers to rebuild his army. While the eyes of Azeroth focused on the fight against the Burning Legion and the expedition to Outland, treasure-seekers invaded Zul'Aman, rekindling Zul'jin's hatred of the outside world—particularly the high elves of Quel'Thalas. Upon hearing that these newly christened "blood elves" had become part of the Horde in his absence, the infuriated Zul'jin declared war on both Horde and Alliance. To gain the upper hand, Zul'jin attempts to awaken ancient animal gods to harness their power, but is slain by a group of heroes before his plans can come to fruition.

Fury of the Sunwell
Fresh from his defeat in Outland, Kael'thas Sunstrider returned to the blood elf city of Silvermoon. Rather than leading his people to glory as he had promised, the disgraced prince betrayed them. Kael'thas plotted to use the legendary Sunwell, source of the blood elves' magical power, to summon the demon lord Kil'jaeden into Azeroth. Aided by a joint task force of blood elves and draenei, the Shattered Sun Offensive, Horde and Alliance heroes, with the help of a dragon Kalecgos and the Sunwell's mortal form, Anveena; narrowly stopped both Kael'thas and Kil'jaeden, although Anveena sacrificed herself in the process. The draenei prophet Velen then used the naaru M'uru's energy to reignite and purify the Sunwell.

Then Wrath of The Lich King

In the wake of the Sunwell's purification, a period of suspicious silence swept over the world. As if on cue, the undead Scourge launched a massive assault against the cities and towns of Azeroth, this time extending its reach far beyond the Eastern Kingdoms. Under pressure to respond with a full army, Warchief Thrall deployed an expedition force to Northrend led by Overlord Garrosh Hellscream. Meanwhile, the missing human king Varian Wrynn at last returned to Stormwind City and reclaimed his crown. He sent an equally powerful Alliance army, commanded by Bolvar Fordragon, to defeat the Lich King—and any Horde forces who would stand in their way.

The Alliance and Horde (led by Dranosh Saurfang) eventually led a combined offensive on the Wrathgate, the entrance to the Lich King's fortress of Icecrown Citadel. Before they could succeed, however, Grand Apothecary Putress and his Royal Apothecary Society followers (renegade Forsaken) unleashed a new plague that killed friend and foe alike, while his traitorous counterpart, the dreadlord Varimathras, seized the Undercity in a coup that nearly killed Sylvanas. The usurpers were slain for their vile deeds by armies of the Alliance and Horde and the Forsaken capital was restored. The debacle, however, created suspicion among the Horde regarding Sylvanas's loyalties. At the Wrathgate, many brave Alliance soldiers died at the hands of the Forsaken's Royal Apothecary Society; including King Varian's dear friend Bolvar Fordragon. Varian, who had always been wary of the orcs, discovered that the Royal Apothecary Society had been developing the new plague for years. The events that transpired during the battle for the Undercity convinced the human king that the Horde had been left unchecked for too long and he becomes hostile to the Horde for the rest of the campaign in Northrend.

Secrets of Ulduar
The march of Horde and Alliance armies through Northrend led to a number of victories, but these successes paled before a discovery made by the explorer Brann Bronzebeard within the ancient titan complex of Ulduar. This mysterious fortress had long served as the prison of the Old God Yogg-Saron, a being of unfathomable evil whose influence had spread into the continent of Northrend itself. However, the safeguards keeping Yogg-Saron imprisoned began to fail, and the Old God's influence corrupted Ulduar's guardians. With Brann's assistance, small bands of Alliance and Horde champions infiltrated Ulduar to confront Yogg-Saron, who blasted the invaders with cryptic visions: the millennia-old creation of an artifact known as the Dragon Soul, the assassination of Stormwind's King Llane, and a glimpse of the Lich King's future. However, the heroes manage to prevail and destroy Yogg-Saron.

Call of the Crusade
In preparation for the final offensive against the Lich King, the Argent Crusade (a union of holy warriors from the Order of the Silver Hand and the Argent Dawn) assembled a base near Icecrown Citadel to gather resources and identify the champions who would serve at the vanguard of their army. Highlord Tirion Fordring organized a tournament to test potential heroes of the Horde and the Alliance, but agents of the Scourge quickly emerged to sabotage the event. The undead attack culminated with the appearance of the monstrous crypt lord Anub'arak, who attempted to exterminate Tirion's elite force before it could be assembled. Fortunately, the gathered heroes prove to be too much for Anub'arak to handle and he is defeated.

Fall of the Lich King
As the final battle against the Lich King approached, the human sorceress Jaina Proudmoore and the Banshee Queen Sylvanas Windrunner journeyed to the icy heart of Northrend. Both had come for different reasons: Jaina hoped to discover whether a part of her former friend and lover, Arthas Menethil, still lived; Sylvanas longed to take revenge on her old enemy. With the aid of these two heroes, Azeroth's champions stormed Icecrown Citadel and vanquished the Lich King's minions. Their confrontation with the Lich King involved thousands of souls consumed by Arthas's blade, Frostmourne. Ultimately, Arthas was slain with the aid of Tirion Fordring, and the heroes who triumphed over him learned a chilling truth about the existence of the undead Scourge. Without a Lich King, the leaderless undead would go on an unstoppable rampage across Azeroth. Bolvar (revealed to have been altered by the red dragons' flame), steps forward and voluntarily becomes the new Lich King, promising to keep the Scourge contained in Northrend as its eternal jailer.

Next was Cataclysm

The central plot of the expansion is the return of the evil dragon aspect Deathwing the Destroyer (originally Neltharion the Earth Warder). Last seen in Warcraft II, which took place more than two decades earlier, Deathwing has spent that time healing himself, and plotting his fiery return from the elemental plane of Deepholm. His return tears through the dimensional barrier within Azeroth, causing a sweeping cataclysm that reshapes much of the world's surface. In the midst of the worldwide disaster comes renewed conflict between the Alliance and the Horde, which is now under the rule of Garrosh Hellscream. With the elemental realms now open to the world, chaotic elemental spirits and their tyrannical lords emerged to help the Destroyer and the nihilistic Twilight's Hammer cult bring about the Hour of Twilight: the end of all life on Azeroth.

The Cataclysm is responsible for a number of political changes within the Horde and Alliance. With the wake of the cataclysm, the Horde's leader, the orc shaman Thrall, stepped down from his duty as Warchief of the Horde to better help the world of Azeroth as a whole. This duty was relinquished to the former overlord of the Warsong Offensive, the Mag'har orc warrior Garrosh Hellscream. Looking for ways to gather more resources and new territory for his people, Hellscream has initiated several brutal strikes against the Alliance, using the cataclysm to the Horde's advantage. The human king Varian Wrynn deployed many of his forces to fight against Garrosh's aggression, storming the Southern Barrens and Stonetalon Mountains, while Garrosh, unlike Thrall, embraced war with the Alliance.

There are several new areas that players can explore, along with new quests and end-scenes that players can participate in.

Rise of the Zandalari
Alarmed by the terrible losses of life among all trolls, the Zandalari tribe traveled around the world to reunite their race and rebuild their once-powerful empire. The Zandalari restored the fallen cities of Zul'Gurub and Zul'Aman, and begun to conduct bloody raids on territories that had once been "theirs." The burgeoning troll force hoped to lead a great war against the other races of Azeroth, but the honorable Vol'jin of the Darkspear tribe stood against their murderous agenda, and recruited champions from both the Horde and the Alliance to invade the ancient cities and stop the onslaught.

Rage of the Firelands
After a ferocious series of battles, Azeroth's heroes banished Ragnaros the Firelord and his elemental minions from Mount Hyjal. Yet, threats to Hyjal persisted, including traitorous druids who had abandoned their allies and joined forces with the elementals. Fearing another elemental invasion, the defenders of Azeroth made a daring assault into Ragnaros' blazing realm: the Firelands. Among the seething flames of this elemental domain, Ragnaros was at his most powerful; only the greatest champions of the Horde and the Alliance, aided by druidic champions like Malfurion Stormrage, could dare hope to defeat the Firelord.

Hour of Twilight
At the peak of his insanity, Deathwing the Destroyer fought to drive the world into twilight—a devastated future bereft of all life. The Dragon Soul, a powerful artifact lost in the past, was the only weapon capable of truly stopping Deathwing, and so the guardians of Azeroth—the Dragon Aspects—sent a number of valiant heroes racing through time to retrieve it. Despite being attacked by the mysterious Infinite Dragonflight as they travelled the timeways, the champions returned the artifact to the present and delivered it to the wise shaman Thrall. With his aid, the Dragon Soul was deployed against the Destroyer during a brutal battle that began in Azeroth's skies and continued into the roiling heart of the Maelstrom at the center of the world. Through the combined efforts of the Aspects and their allies, the madness of Deathwing was finally brought to an end. However, the remaining Aspects are forced to sacrifice their powers to fuel the Dragon Soul, but feel that their time as guardians of Azeroth has passed and that the heroes of the Alliance and the Horde have proved themselves ready and capable of protecting Azeroth.

Environmental redesign
One of the primary features of Cataclysm is the redesign of the continents of Eastern Kingdoms and Kalimdor introduced with the launch of World of Warcraft in 2004. While the initial game design did not allow for the use of flying mounts in 'old-world' zones, those zones have been completely redesigned with flight in mind for Cataclysm. Flight is still unavailable for Burning Crusade starting zones for the blood elves and the draenei.

Major changes were brought to these zones. Each faction has a smoother leveling process, as many of the old quests are scrapped and replaced with new ones that incorporate updated gameplay and mechanics that have been changed or redesigned since the game's initial release. Each zone has its own storyline which can be explored through a series of quests. Each of the zones that are faction specific, however, cater only to those of the faction that controls that zone. Neutral, or 'Contested' zones, feature a PvP (Player-versus-Player) based quest line, making the player compete against the opposing faction (Horde against Alliance, and vice versa) to achieve the desired goal of their faction. This feature makes heavy usage of phasing, which was first seen in the Wrath of the Lich King expansion.

Next was Mists of Pandaria

With Deathwing's menace ended, Warchief Garrosh Hellscream seized the opportunity to strike at the Alliance and expand the Horde's territory on Kalimdor. His assault completely obliterated the human city of Theramore, causing worldwide violence between the factions to erupt anew. A destructive naval skirmish left Alliance and Horde forces washed ashore on the fog-shrouded island of Pandaria, which had appeared in the open sea, defying modern maps and charts. As both warring factions established footholds on the resource-rich continent, they made contact with the noble pandaren, one of its most prolific peoples. This ancient race worked with the Alliance and Horde in the hopes of dispersing the Sha: dark, ephemeral beings roused from beneath Pandaria by the bloody conflict.

Landfall
The conflict between the Horde and the Alliance entered a bloody new chapter in Pandaria. As the two factions' armies clashed on the shores of the continent, Warchief Garrosh Hellscream dispatched elite troops to find the Divine Bell—an ancient mogu artifact capable of endowing his soldiers with unimaginable power. Garrosh's bold and reckless actions, however, had dire consequences for the Horde, including the outbreak of violence against the Darkspear trolls and the expulsion of the blood elves from the once-neutral mage city of Dalaran. Although Garrosh claimed the bell, Prince Anduin Wrynn and the Alliance secret agents of SI:7 closely tracked the warchief's every move. On the highest peaks of Kun-Lai Summit, the brave prince thwarted Garrosh's plans, leading to the fabled mogu artifact's destruction.

The Thunder King
While war between the Horde and the Alliance raged across Pandaria, the scattered mogu plotted a return to their terrible former glory. They rekindled their historical alliance with the Zandalari trolls, who managed to resurrect the tyrannical mogu emperor, Lei Shen the Thunder King, in the hopes of restoring mogu dominion over the continent. The valiant Shado-pan rushed to suppress their enemies, creating a task force, the Shado-pan Assault, originally composed of pandaren warriors and later supported by heroes of the Horde and Alliance. These fearless champions strove to defeat the Thunder King, though they also simultaneously served their factions' interests on Pandaria. Jaina Proudmoore led the Kirin Tor Offensive on a quest to uncover the source of all mogu power (and keep it from the Horde), and Lor'themar Theron took the Sunreaver Onslaught in search of mighty mogu weaponry to aid a daring plan: an insurrection against Warchief Garrosh Hellscream.

Escalation
Garrosh Hellscream's quest for power in Pandaria leads him to excavate part of the sacred Vale of Eternal Blossoms in search of a sinister artifact, a decision that puts the Horde at odds with the Shado-pan and other influential pandaren. Meanwhile, in the Horde capital of Orgrimmar, Chieftain Vol'jin and the Darkspear trolls are declared traitors and hunted by the Kor'kron, Hellscream's personal guard. Vol'jin's people retreat to Durotar and the Barrens to gather supplies and reinforcements for their counter-strike, relying on the support of their former warchief, Thrall, and a particularly tenuous pact with the Alliance, whose interest in ending Garrosh's rule may not bode entirely well for the Horde...

Siege of Orgrimmar
Garrosh Hellscream's reckless thirst for power has led him to do the unthinkable: from beneath the Vale of Eternal Blossoms, he has seized the desiccated heart of the dead Old God Y'Shaarj to use as a tool of war, unleashing horrors upon the sacred valley. The warchief has also turned against other members of the Horde to create a purely orcish force of his own. Now this "True Horde" is amassing strength within Orgrimmar's iron ramparts. With Garrosh bent on total victory, he plans to demonstrate the potency of the True Horde by conquering not just the Alliance but the whole of Azeroth. After champions purify the vale, they are called on to follow their faction in bringing Garrosh to justice.

Leaders of the Alliance and Horde lay siege to Hellscream's capital in order to topple the ruthless Warchief. The leaders of Azeroth then agree to prosecute Garrosh for war crimes in Pandaria. Vol'jin, for his contributions in Garrosh's downfall, is chosen as the new warchief of the Horde. King Varian Wrynn decides to end the conflict with the Horde but warns them that the Alliance will return to end them should they return to their honorless warmongering ways.

Next was Warlords of Draenor

The expansion is set after the events of Mists of Pandaria and takes place in an alternate universe on the world of Draenor, the original homeworld of the orcs as it appeared in Warcraft II: Beyond the Dark Portal, prior to its destruction in the ending of that game and the creation of Outland as featured in Warcraft III: The Frozen Throne and World of Warcraft: The Burning Crusade. Legendary characters of Warcraft's past, such as Grommash Hellscream, Ner'zhul, Gul'dan, and Blackhand appear.

At the end of Mists of Pandaria, Garrosh Hellscream is overthrown as Warchief of the Horde by a combined Alliance–Horde force and taken into custody by the Pandaren so that he can stand trial for the atrocities he committed in Pandaria. However, before he can be judged, Garrosh escapes captivity with the aid of Kairozdormu (a renegade bronze dragon) and travels to the orcish homeworld of Draenor 35 years in the past, prior to the rise of the Horde. As soon as they arrive Garrosh kills Kairoz then proceeds to change history by preventing his father Grommash from drinking the blood of the demon lord Mannoroth, which led to the orc's corruption by the Burning Legion and played a major role in the events of the first three Warcraft games. This interferes with history, creating an alternate timeline where the orcish clans unite into an "Iron Horde" by using technology Garrosh brought from his time. The Iron Horde begin a war of conquest on Draenor by killing Mannoroth and building a Dark Portal that allows them to travel through time and lay siege to the Azeroth of the present era. The adventurers storm the Dark Portal and with the help of Khadgar fight back the Iron Horde Vanguard back into the alternate Draenor. The adventurers use the Iron Horde's own weaponry to destroy the Draenor side of the Dark Portal but are subsequently forced to flee in order to evade the full might of the Iron Horde. The Azeroth Vanguard flee to the docks and split into two ships; with the Alliance following the Draenei and the Horde joining the Frostwolf Clan. Afterwards, the Alliance and Horde establish bases with portals to Azeroth to bring in supplies and soldiers.

The Alliance and Horde and their Draenor allies fight back the Iron Horde and ultimately confront the escaped war criminal Garrosh Hellscream in Nagrand. Garrosh lashes back and the forces are saved by the intervention of Thrall who challenged Garrosh to mak'gora - a duel of honor that can lead to death. In the battle that follows, Garrosh initially has the upper hand and blames Thrall for his failures since Thrall picked him as Warchief, but Thrall countered that it was caused by his own choices. Thrall then kills Garrosh by using his elemental powers.

With the creator of the Iron Horde dead, the Alliance and Horde adventurers and their Draenor allies set to dismantle the Iron Horde. The adventurers storm into the Gorian Empire's capital of Highmaul to defeat the Iron Horde's allies. In the raid, the adventurers kill the Warlord of the Shattered Hand Clan, Kargath Bladefist. They proceed to slay the creations of the Gorian Empire, including the spellbreakers and the Sorcerer King Imperator Mar'Gok.

Later the Blackrock Clan, led by Warlord Blackhand, challenge the Horde and Alliance to assault their domain; the Blackrock Foundry. The adventurers take up the challenge by storming through the forge, destroying important Iron Horde machinery, and blocking further growth of the Iron Horde's weaponry. Finally, the adventurers arrive at Blackhand's crucible and slay him.

Next, Gul'dan confronts Grommash and the remnants of the Iron Horde. He again offers Grommash the blood of Mannoroth; Grommash not only refuses but also attacks Gul'dan but he is subdued by him. With Gul'dan's offer of ultimate power, Kilrogg Deadeye, the Warlord of the Bleeding Hollow Clan, ignores Grommash's warnings and drinks the demon blood. The fel blood corrupts Kilrogg, turning him into a monstrous fel orc. Gul'dan assumes control of the Iron Horde and Grommash is imprisoned. It is at this time that the adventurers, with the help of Khadgar, construct a naval fleet to invade Tanaan Jungle and take the fight to Hellfire Citadel to stop Gul'dan and his Iron Horde.

Throughout all this, Khadgar works alongside his bodyguard, the Night Elven Warden Cordana Felsong, to grant the Commander a powerful boon by helping them create a magical ring that will give them the edge they need to face Gul'Dan. Catching wind of their plan, Gul'Dan reveals that he has brainwashed the alternate version of Garona Halforcen and sends her to assassinate Khadgar and the Commander, but Garona is defeated and the spell over her is broken, allowing Khadgar and the Commander to not only gain her as a valuable ally, but also allow them to finish the ring. However, when the ring is finally completed, it is revealed that Cordana's doubts and frustrations with Khadgar's leadership, as well as corruption from a Shadow Orb she had recovered earlier, has allowed Gul'Dan to corrupt and brainwash her just as he did Garona, and the fallen Warden attempts to steal the ring on Gul'Dan's orders. The Commander defeats Cordana, but she escapes.

In the Hellfire Citadel raid, the adventurers slay Kilrogg and remnants of the Iron Horde. When confronted, Gul'dan resurrects Mannoroth only for the adventurers to kill him and free Grommash, who actually joins them. Gul'dan then summons Archimonde to invade Draneor and, with Yrel and Grommash's help, the adventurers kill him too. At the end of the battle, Archimonde in his final moment flings Gul'dan through a portal to Azeroth of the main timeline in order to fulfill his pact with the Legion, setting the stage for the next expansion.

Next was Legion.

Following the defeat of Archimonde at Hellfire Citadel in an alternate timeline Draenor, the orc warlock Gul'dan was transported to the main timeline Azeroth. Gul'dan invaded the Vault of the Wardens, a prison used to contain dangerous beings from across Azeroth, with the help of the traitorous former Watcher Cordana Felsong, whom he had successfully corrupted to his side back on Draenor. In desperation, the wardens released the "Illidari"; demon hunters that use fel power, to help fight against the Burning Legion. Despite this, Gul'dan was successfully able to steal the body of Illidan Stormrage and traveled to the nearby Tomb of Sargeras and opened a massive portal, thereby allowing the Burning Legion to invade Azeroth.

Demonic invasions spawn throughout Azeroth, with both the Alliance and Horde fighting to defend their lands. Khadgar begins researching ways to sever the Legion from their source of power at the Tomb of Sargeras, consulting with the newly awoken Magni Bronzebeard. Magni declares that his innate connection with the land during his slumber has allowed him to communicate with the nascent Titan slumbering within Azeroth. Only by using the five Pillars of Creation, incredibly powerful Titan artifacts, can the forces of Azeroth drive back the Legion. Khadgar teleports the Kirin Tor capital city of Dalaran to the tower of Karahzan to further his research.

Faced with an increasing number of demonic attacks, the Alliance, Horde, and Argent Crusade prepare to launch an invasion with naval, air, and ground forces to the Tomb of Sargeras on the Broken Isles. The demons mislead the Alliance and Horde as to the size of the demonic army present at the Tomb, manipulating them into far underestimating the size of the demonic host. Although they make initial headway against the demons, the heroes of Azeroth are unable to prevail: the majority of the Argent Crusade is destroyed before the Horde and Alliance arrive, and both factions lose their primary leaders in the process. Anduin Wrynn becomes king in his father's place, and Vol'jin's last command is for Sylvanas to lead the Horde. Even worse, miscommunication leads to many within the Alliance believing that the Horde intentionally abandoned them during the battle, inflaming tensions between the two factions to the boiling point once again.

With both the Alliance and Horde devastated by the battle at the Broken Shore, a new source of power is required to defeat the Legion. The players—including the newly introduced demon hunters—must acquire and master artifact weapons and find the Pillars of Creation that hold the power to stop the Legion's invasion. While the Legion remains a focus of the Broken Isles as a whole, it only takes center stage in one (Stormheim). In the other three, primary opposition comes from the Naga of Azshara (in Azsuna), the Old Gods and the Emerald Nightmare (in Val'sharah), and a race of subterranean rock-creatures called Drogbar (in Highmountain).

After locating the first four Pillars, the heroes receive a distress call from exiled Nightborne from Suramar, where Gul'dan has besieged their home and seized control. With the help of both Horde and Alliance, the players liberate the Nightborne and their home, kill Gul'dan, claim the last Pillar of Creation, and restore Illidan to life. With his assistance, the class hall orders establish a foothold on the Broken Shore while facing heavy resistance. After fighting back the invasion forces, the players enter the Tomb of Sargeras to end the Legion's presence on Azeroth. The players find and kill Kil'jaeden, but Illidan uses the opportunity to open a rift between Argus and Azeroth, setting the stage for the players to invade Argus. Meanwhile, Anduin Wrynn, plagued with doubt regarding his ability to be a worthy successor to his father, reclaims Varian's compass with the help of Alliance champions. Venturing to the entrance of the Tomb, where Varian fell, Anduin recovers Varian's sword Shalamayne and, with the help of Genn, Velen and even Varian's spirit, finds within himself the confidence and determination to serve the Alliance as its High King.

Velen summons the Alliance and Horde to travel aboard The Vindicaar. The players travel to the surface and quickly meet the Krokuun, the surviving Broken Draenei that were left on Argus. Shortly thereafter, they encounter the surviving members of the Army of the Light, including Turalyon and Alleria. The player gains ground on Argus and rescues the dormant prime Naaru, Xe'ra. However, she is destroyed by Illidan after she attempts to remake him as her prophesied chosen one. Magni arrives and is able to communicate with the world soul of Argus: through it, he learns that Sargeras has captured the essences of his fellow titans, and seeks to revive them under his control.

The players invade Antorus and free the remaining Titans, who in turn force the world soul of Argus to manifest. Thoroughly corrupted and suffering, the players are forced to kill it. The players see that Sargeras is at Azeroth and prepared to take it for himself. Sargeras is pulled away by the Titans, but he hurls his sword into Azeroth as a final act of spite. The players return home, with Illidan staying behind to face Sargeras inside his prison.

While Sargeras is defeated, his giant sword remains; players absorb its corrupting poison into their artifacts, which greatly weakens them but buys the world of Azeroth time. However, the titan's blood has been erupting to the surface in the form of a crystalline substance called Azerite, which has tremendous magical potential. Both factions, still honoring their heroes and mourning their dead, are unwilling to let the other faction have sole access to this miracle substance, and prepare for war again...

Next was Battle for Azeroth.

War of the Thorns
At the end of Legion, the mad titan Sargeras was imprisoned, but not before he plunged his sword into the planet Azeroth. This not only devastated a massive area (much of the desert zone of Silithus is now cracked and scorched), but badly wounded the gestating titan inside. While the heroes managed to ablate the worst of the damage (at the cost of the majority of their artifact weapons' mythic power), the world is still wounded and bleeding a substance called "Azerite," which has great magical potential. The Horde Warchief, Sylvanas Windrunner, attempts to consolidate Horde power on Kalimdor and gain a monopoly on Azerite (which is primarily found at the southern end of the continent). Her campaign to do so formed a pre-launch event for the expansion and ends with the major Night Elf holdings on the continent seized or (in the case of their capital city of Darnassus) annihilated.

Battle for Lordaeron
The Alliance makes a retaliatory strike against her home base, the Undercity, which was formerly the human capital of Lordaeron. After a long, drawn-out battle, which includes Sylvanas revealing a powerful Azerite weapon and High Overlord Varok Saurfang being captured by Alliance champions, the Horde is pushed back to the throne room and is eventually driven out entirely. As a parting gift, however, Sylvanas saturates the area with disease and toxins that render the kingdom uninhabitable. With this tit-for-tat military exchange, the Horde has almost complete control over Kalimdor, while the Alliance has near-total dominion over the Eastern Kingdoms. With further conflict inevitable, Battle for Azeroth takes the two factions to the continents of Kul Tiras and Zandalar where they attempt to recruit new allies in order to turn the tides of war.

Return of the Lord Admiral
In Kul Tiras, the Alliance's initial attempt to gain the nation's assistance ends disastrously when Katherine Proudmoore, Lord Admiral of Kul Tiras and mother to Archmage Jaina Proudmoore, not only refuses the Alliance's request for aid but also orders Jaina arrested and exiled for her role in the death of her father, Daelin Proudmoore, in the aftermath of the Third War. It quickly becomes apparent that Kul Tiras has become mired in corruption and outside threats, so Anduin and Genn Greymane send Alliance Champions to aid the Kul Tirans and earn their trust. Aiding them in this quest are Flynn Fairwind, a "retired" privateer, and Taelia Fordragon, the idealistic daughter of Bolvar Fordragon, former High Lord of Stormwind and current Lich King of the Undead Scourge. The Alliance is successfully able to earn the trust of Kul Tiras by combating the pirates of the traitorous Ashvane Trading Company in Tiragarde Sound, the Naga and corrupted agents of Queen Azshara in Stormsong Valley, and the occult forces of the ancient, ghostly warlord Gorak Tul in Drustvar. After these threats are defeated, Katherine is left despondent at her inability to lead her people, and resolves to help the Alliance find Jaina and reconcile with her.

The Alliance eventually track Jaina to the prison island of Fate's End, where Gorak Tul, having survived the events of Drustvar, has kidnapped her and is tormenting her with visions of her past failures. The Alliance champions and Katherine destroy Gorak Tul once and for all and rescue Jaina, who is finally able to let go of the hate, anger and obsession with the past that defined her ever since the destruction of Theramore. The Alliance and Proudmoores then unite to defend the capital city of Boralus from a massive pirate siege, after which Jaina is named Lord Admiral and pledges Kul Tiras' navy to the Alliance.

Battle of Dazar'alor
Meanwhile, in Zandalar, the Horde seeks to earn the trust of King Rastakhan so they can use his legendary Golden Fleet against the Alliance. To this end, they assist Rastakhan and his court in dealing with local threats in Zuldazar, fight maniacal Blood Trolls in Nazmir, and face off with serpentine Old God cultists in Vol'dun. Throughout their journey, the Horde gradually learns about an eldritch being known as G'huun, an artificial Old God accidentally created by the Titans and the patron deity of the Blood Trolls. The Blood Trolls and the Faithless Sethekk seek to free G'huun from his prison of Uldir so they can use him to rule Azeroth, and to this end they resurrect G'huun's champion, the C'thrax Mythrax, to destroy Uldir's seal. Rastakhan's own chief adviser, the prophet Zul, is revealed to be the Blood Trolls' secret leader and launches an armed revolt against Rastakhan. With the Horde champions' help, Rastakhan is able to defeat Zul and his forces, but not before Mythrax destroys Uldir's seal. With the seal broken, G'huun's full power begins to manifest. Champions of both the Horde and the Alliance venture deep within Uldir and face G'huun's champions, including Mythrax and a resurrected Zul, before finally slaying the Blood God himself.

With G'huun's threat eliminated, the Horde and Alliance return their focus to the war. While the Horde procures the Scepter of the Tides, a legendary artifact capable of controlling the seas, the Alliance dismantles a potential alliance between Sylvanas and the vampiric San'layn Elves. The Alliance begins to gear up for a preemptive strike against Zandalar, with the goal of crippling the Golden Fleet before it can be used against the Alliance and driving a wedge between the Zandalari and the Horde. Eventually, the Alliance finishes its preparations and launches an attack on the Zandalari capital of Dazar'alor, attempting to capture Rastakhan alive. Despite Anduin and Jaina's desire to do so, Rastakhan is overwhelmed by the power of his pact with the loa Bwonsamdi, and the Alliance champions are forced to slay him. Enraged by Rastakhan's death, Horde champions launch a vicious counterattack on the withdrawing Alliance forces, which ends with both Jaina and High Tinkerer Mekkatorque gravely wounded.

Battle for Darkshore
Meanwhile, Tyrande Whisperwind and Malfurion Stormrage grow impatient regarding liberating Darkshore from the Horde's control, ultimately choosing to begin the offensive on their own, against Anduin's advice. In order to maximize their chances, Tyrande undergoes a ritual to turn herself into the Night Warrior, the avatar of Elune's most wrathful and warlike aspects. To counter this, Sylvanas orders several Night Elven heroes who fell in the Burning of Teldrassil to be raised as Dark Rangers to bolster her forces.

As the battle for Darkshore begins, both the Alliance and Horde are blindsided by a new development: High Overlord Varok Saurfang, who had been defeated and captured in the Battle of Lordearon, has suddenly escaped Alliance captivity and is on the run. Sylvanas sends Horde Champions to track Saurfang down, ostensibly to extract him. However, it quickly becomes apparent that the search party is in fact an assassination squad, as Sylvanas suspects Saurfang of colluding with the Alliance in an attempt to dethrone her. While some Horde champions choose to side with Saurfang and help him escape the assassins, other champions remain loyal to Sylvanas and report Saurfang's and the dissenting champions' treachery to her.

Dissension within the Horde
As the Alliance leadership debates their next move, Sylvanas, infuriated by the Horde's defeat, resurrects Jaina's long dead brother Derek Proudmoore as a Forsaken, an act that horrifies the surviving Horde leaders, with the intent to use him as a sleeper agent to destroy the Proudmoore family from within. Unable to tolerate Sylvanas' dishonorable tactics, Baine Bloodhoof turns against her and, with the help of Forsaken priest Thomas Zelling, smuggles Derek out of Horde territory with the intent of returning him to Jaina. While Derek is successfully returned to the Alliance, Baine's "treachery" is discovered by Sylvanas and her loyalists, resulting in Zelling being executed and Baine imprisoned. After escaping from Stormwind prison with Anduin's help, Saurfang travels to Nagrand in Outland to seek out the aid of Thrall, who went into hiding during the last invasion of the Burning Legion. After initially refusing to aid the Horde and remain in hiding with his family, Thrall is eventually convinced to fight after he and Saurfang are attacked by two Forsaken assassins sent by Sylvanas.

Sometime later, Lor'themar Theron, Regent Lord of the Blood Elves, learns that Baine will soon be put to death for his actions against Sylvanas. Unwilling to allow this, Lor'themar enlists Horde champions to find Baine and save him from execution. As the loyalist Horde champions rush to report Lor'themar's "treason" to Nathanos Blightcaller, the rebel Horde champions meet up with Saurfang and Thrall to rescue Baine, who is being held in Garrosh Hellscream's former Underhold. As they arrive, they receive unexpected backup from Jaina, Spymaster Mathias Shaw, and Alliance champions, who also seek to rescue Baine as Anduin believes his survival to be critical to eventual peace between the Horde and the Alliance. Their combined might fight their way through Sylvanas' forces and successfully extract Baine to Thunder Bluff. In the aftermath, as Thrall bitterly notes how every attempted reconciliation between the Alliance and the Horde ultimately ended in complete failure, Jaina assures him that this time, there is hope for true peace after how much they have all changed.

Rise of Azshara
Meanwhile, the Shrine of Storms in Stormsong Valley, which had laid dormant after Alliance champions had routed Queen Azshara's forces there, suddenly begins brimming with new activity. Xal'atath, an Old God-touched dagger that had played a role in the war against the Burning Legion, is found by the champions of Alliance and Horde. Xal'atath compels them to deliver powerful relics to N'Zoth, the last Old God and patron of Queen Azshara, who challenges the champions to test their mettle against his champions in the deepest parts of the Shrine. The champions reluctantly accept N'Zoth's challenge and reclaim the relics to defeat his champions. In the aftermath of the battle, to the champions' shock, the spirit that had once inhabited Xal'atath is gone, having been freed by N'Zoth. Horde Champions decide to bring the now inert dagger to Sylvanas, much to the Alliance's concern.

Later, Sylvanas sends Nathanos Blightcaller, Lor'themar Theron, and Thalyssra out to sea with the remnants of the Horde fleet for unknown purposes. Hearing of this, the Alliance sends its own fleet led by Jaina and Genn Greymane to pursue them. However, in the middle of the pursuit, Queen Azshara uses the Tidestone to reveal the underwater Naga capital Nazjatar, trapping both the Horde and Alliance fleets and forcing them to work together to survive against the Naga onslaught. Working with Alliance and Horde Champions, they are able to retake the Tidestone and use it to open the way to Azshara's palace.

Under the leadership of Lor'themar and Jaina, Horde and Alliance champions breach Azshara's palace, fighting their way through her strongest servants before finally confronting the Naga Queen herself, who suddenly steals the Heart of Azeroth, an artifact Horde and Alliance champions have been using in an attempt to heal Azeroth after Sargeras had plunged his sword into the planet, and uses its accumulated power to break N'Zoth's seal. After a titanic battle, Azshara is defeated, but before the champions can finish her off, N'Zoth breaks free of his prison and pulls Azshara into the Void, ominously declaring that "all eyes shall be opened". Realizing that the war between the Alliance and the Horde has all along been a distraction from N'Zoth's master plan, Jaina and Lor'themar resolve to overthrow Sylvanas, then unite their forces for a final stand against the Old God.

Heroes of Azeroth
With their numbers dwindling, the remaining Horde and Alliance leaders decide to regroup in Dustwallow Marsh. Anduin, Saurfang, Jaina, Thrall, the Horde champion Rexxar, Lor'themar, Mayla Highmountain, and Zekhan rally their remaining soldiers for one final stand against Sylvanas. Though Saurfang is hesitant, the Alliance king assures him that their fight isn't just to protect themselves, but also to protect Azeroth. The combined forces march upon the gates of Orgrimmar, the Horde capital. When they arrive, they are met with dozens of Forsaken guards ready to defend their queen. Saurfang calls out Sylvanas in a challenge of Mak'gora, a fight to the death for the leadership of the Horde. With Thrall's blessing and Anduin's legendary blade Shalamayne, Saurfang fights one on one against Sylvanas but is hopelessly outmatched. As she prepares to finish him, Sylvanas mocks the old soldier, claiming that all hope dies with him. Saurfang retorts that while she destroyed many things, she never destroyed hope. He manages to land a single blow before an enraged Sylvanas kills him with a blast of unknown dark magic. Before she escapes alone, she declares that she never truly cared for the Horde and saw them all as pawns to her own personal gains, losing the trust of her soldiers.

While a memorial is held in Saurfang's honor, Sylvanas regroups with her remaining loyalist champions at Windrunner Spire and prepares for her bargains with Azshara, N'Zoth, and Death to bear fruit.

Visions of N'Zoth
As the Alliance and the Horde both prepare for N'Zoth's invasion, they agree to an armistice, officially bringing their war to an end. Tyrande, however, refuses to be satisfied until Sylvanas is dead, which worries Anduin and Shandris Feathermoon, despite Jaina's reassurance that she has the Kul Tiran fleet scouring the seas, and Shaw sending spies to every dark corner of Azeroth. Meanwhile, the Horde leaders agree to retire the title of Warchief in favor of a council filled with representatives of each Horde race. For his role in starting the war and for his continued black market dealings in Azerite, Jastor Gallywix is ousted as Trade Prince of the Bilgewater Cartel Goblins and replaced with Gazlowe of Ratchet.

Sometime later, Wrathion, grandson of Deathwing, arrives in Stormwind, offering to help against N'Zoth as an advisor. Despite his fury over how Wrathion began the chain of events that led to the Burning Legion's Third Invasion and subsequently Varian's death, Anduin agrees to accept his aid. Wrathion explains that N'zoth, after being freed during the battle against Azshara, has taken refuge in his otherworldly city Ny'alotha, corrupted Neltharion into Deathwing and now seeks to forcibly merge it and Azeroth in order to recreate the Black Empire. To stop him, Wrathion proposes to create a magical cloak for champions of the Horde and Alliance that will allow them to enter Ny'alotha and defeat N'Zoth without the risk of corruption. As the champions of the Alliance and Horde work to both complete the cloak and prepare for the final battle, N'Zoth's forces begin launching raids across Azeroth, seeking to bring all that they can under their master's thrall.

Eventually, the Alliance and Horde champions lay siege of Ny'alotha, defeating N'Zoth's mightiest servants before confronting the Old God himself. Despite a titanic battle, N'Zoth's corruption proves too powerful and is on the verge of taking full control over the Champions. However, at the last moment, Azeroth's Titan Soul herself intervenes and grants the champions a surge of power, allowing them to overcome N'Zoth's corruption and destroy him and Ny'alotha once and for all.

As Azeroth returns to a period of relative peace, in Icecrown, Bolvar realizes that the final battle against Sylvanas is close at hand, and so begins raising a new generation of Death Knights to serve as his vanguard against the Banshee Queen.

Enter the Shadowlands
With her pieces in place, Sylvanas travels to Northrend and confronts the Lich King, Bolvar Fordragon, atop Icecrown Citadel. She easily disposes of the Scourge forces and takes charge against the Lich King. With her newfound dark magic, she binds him in chains and takes off the crown, claiming Fordragon to be unfit to wear it. Bolvar warns her that putting on the crown will imprison her forever, but she retorts that simply existing in this world is her prison. Instead of placing the crown on her head, she pulls it apart and snaps it in two, causing the sky to shatter above the Citadel, revealing a portal to the Shadowlands, the land of the dead.

And last was Shadowlands

The story of Shadowlands serves as a direct continuation of the storyline of the previous expansion, Battle for Azeroth. After Sylvanas Windrunner murdered High Overlord Saurfang using otherworldly powers directly from the Shadowlands, she traveled to Icecrown Citadel and destroyed the Lich King's Helm of Domination, which ruptured the worlds of the living and of the dead. Shadowlands reveals that Sylvanas was committing crimes on Azeroth because she had made some sort of deal with the Jailer, ruler of The Maw, a zone of eternal damnation.

Azeroth leaders Thrall, Baine Bloodhoof, Jaina Proudmoore, and Anduin Wrynn are kidnapped by Sylvanas and imprisoned in Torghast, the maze-like Tower of the Damned within the Shadowlands, the realm of the dead. Heroes from Azeroth are tasked with finding a way to enter the Shadowlands by using the torn Helm of Domination as a portal. They succeed, but find themselves within the Maw and the Jailer's endless armies. Upon finding a waystone, champions escape the Maw and wind up in Oribos, the capital city of the Shadowlands, and home of the Arbiter, the judger of souls, who has mysteriously gone dormant, causing all souls to be sent straight into the Maw. In order to discover the cause of the disruption, stewards of the Arbiter send champions to the four realms of the Shadowlands to discover both the consequences and the possibilities of a remedy.

The heroes visit the four realms of the angel-like Bastion, the chaotic undead of Maldraxxus, the forests and fields of Ardenweald, and the vampiric demons of Revendreth to learn the ways of the denizens of each zone. Each realm is short on anima, the energy of souls, due to all souls being sent straight into the Maw, causing droughts and famines everywhere. It's in Revendreth where champions learn that their leader, Sire Denathrius, has been aligned with the Maw and feeding reservoirs of anima into it. Rebels within Revendreth team up with Azeroth heroes to snuff out and put an end to Denathrius's regime. All the while, Baine, Thrall, and Jaina are recovered from Torghast thanks to the insight of former Lich King Bolvar Fordragon, but Anduin is kept hidden in secret.

Chains of Domination
Growing short on time and patience upon losing Denathrius as a pawn, Sylvanas and the Jailer force Anduin to become an agent of the Maw. The Jailer's next target is shown to be sigils held by the rulers of each realm after he sends Anduin to attack the Archon, ruler of Bastion, and claims her sigil. At the same time, he targets the hidden realm of Korthia, where it's believed the missing Maldraxxi leader Primus hid his sigil, and chains the landscape to Torghast so his minions can begin their search. During an invasion of Ardenweald, the Jailer uses Anduin again to claim the sigil of the Winter Queen, ruler of the realm. During the ordeal, Tyrande Whisperwind appears and attacks Sylvanas for what she did to Teldrassil. As she goes in for the kill, the powers of Elune's Night Warrior fade away, allowing Sylvanas to escape, but not before sowing doubt in the Banshee Queen's mind about trusting the Jailer since she was unaware of the death of Nathanos Blightcaller, who Tyrande killed before entering the Shadowlands.

With the retrieval of the 4 covenant sigils, Revendreth's being handed over earlier by Denathrius and the Malraxxi sigil taken from the recently discovered Primus in Torghast, the Jailer prepares to attack Oribos to claim the dormant Arbiter's sigil, the final key. Azeroth's champions band together with Jaina, Thrall, and Bolvar to stop the invasion by breaching the Jailer's personal fortress, the Sanctum of Domination. The incursion ends for naught as the Jailer successfully acquires the Arbiter's sigil, transforming himself into an armored behemoth. His plan in full motion, the Jailer reveals his goal of forging his own reality where all serve him, going against Sylvanas's previous desire of breaking the unfair cycle of death. Recalling Arthas Menethil's previous demand for her to serve during the Third War, Sylvanas cuts ties with the Jailer, denouncing any servitude. For her aid in his cause, however, the Jailer "rewards" Sylvanas with her soul that was taken by Arthas's mourneblade. This causes her to pass out, while at the mercy of Azeroth's leaders, as the Jailer and Anduin escape.

It was EPIC!

Hokuto: You really are an expert.

Me: Lola has been playing these games for a long time.

Lola: Not bad for a 6 year old girl huh?

Nico: That is really cool huh?

Lola: It sure is. And it was thanks to Wrath of The Lich King and Cataclysm that we got amazing battles with Arthas and Deathwing.

Sunset Shimmer: That is so awesome.

Nico: It sure is.

G1 Vortex: Can I play with you, Lola?

Lola: Sure! It's multi-player.

G1 Vortex: Awesome!

Vortex got to playing and he was having fun.

Me: I think I'll give it a shot myself.

I went onto the computer and got to playing and it was AWESOME! It was an amazing series of adventures.

Warrior Lady of The Wasteland: Wow go J.D.! Tear the Lich King apart!

Me: Oh I'm going at him!

Fordring: THE LICH KING!

Me and Fordring: MUST! FALL!

(REQUIEM FOR A DREAM PLAYS)

We were blasting him all over left and right and making sure that he suffered! WE DEFEATED THE LICH KING!

Warrior Lady of The Wasteland: TAKE THAT!

Me: YEAH!

Punch: I wonder if we'll run into any other enemies from this game.

Me: That would be really awesome if we did.

Nico: And with all the adventures we have been on we'll probably face them someday.

Eli: That was amazing though! Looks like we have amazing World Of Warcraft masters now.

Laney: We sure do.


Later we were getting ready for our next mission.

Tussle Sprout: J.D., it's your turn to lead today.

Me: Yep I know. And I got just the mission for us. I have been getting reports that a new fast food restaurant has come and it is making people really sick.

Nico: What is this restaurant?

Carol: I hope it's not like the one that gave me food poisoning.

Maria: No we don't want to go through that again.

Me: It's a restaurant called Wonder Fun Meat World.

Chiro: Oh no! I know that restaurant.

Eli: What can you tell us about it?

Chiro: It's not pretty.

He told us all about it and it was not pretty

Me: Whoa man. So we're dealing with a restaurant from outer space.

Then Vypra, Dark Spicer, Number 7, Lord Drakkon, Zs'Skayr, Professor Calamitous, Vanitas, Electro, Myotismon and Baron Mordo appeared.

Number 7: Can me, Vypra, Dark Spicer, Lord Drakkon, Zs'Skayr, Professor Calamitous, Vanitas, Electro, Myotismon and Baron Mordo go with you all?

Me: You sure can. Lets head on out.

We were off to the Wonder Fun Meat World. It was located on the north side of the city.

We arrived and we were hiding in the bushes and trees by it.

Me: There it is.

Hook: One of us needs to go in that place and investigate it.

Nico: This is gonna be dangerous.

Laney: Yep.

Zs'Skayr: I'll go inside while invisible.

Me: Okay. Be careful.

Zs'Skayr went invisible and went in and he was looking around. The restaurant looked like a normal every day restaurant even though it was all just a front. Inside, what he found was a shocking sight! He saw CLOGGY COLON CREATURE and he was fattening up people for him to EAT! YUCK!


The character first takes the appearance of a box of food like you get at a restaurant, and has three friends, a cola cup, a box of fries, and a cone of meat on a stick, which all three mutate into strange creatures when hit with a vegetable drink. Vegetables is the only weakness of the Cloggy colon creature and it burns his skin when he is touched by it. When he is found out that he eats humans, he turns into his true form, being a purple blob that resembles an actual colon.


He was shocked! He went back to us.

Zs'Skayr: I'm afraid it's really worse than we thought!

Me: What is it Zs'Skayr?

He told us what was going on and we gasped in shock!

Me: Oh barf!

Blaster Tron: Scanning food for any peculiar substances.

Blaster Tron scanned it and the meat was full of super meat that was making people fatter and sick and poisoned and more.

Blaster Tron: Peculiar Substances detected. Food is full of 500% super fat and beef is made of steak laced with super fat designed to fatten up human stomachs to 250% fat and overweight.

We gasped.

Calamitous: We need to get one of the food to create an antidote for anyone who already ate it.

Me: Good idea professor. Chiro how did you defeat this guy before?

Chiro: We used vegetables to defeat him.

Me: Right the opposite of meat is vegetables.

Jared: Now you are speaking my language. (Eats Celery) And I am more in that department.

Laney: This is gonna be awesome.

Strike Man: So, who wants to volunteer to get the food?

Me: Hmm.

Laney: I'll make some.

Laney used her plant powers and made lots of vegetables and fruits.

Me: Perfect!

Rock Lee: And I got the best thing to help us beat that monster!

He pulled out dishes and in them was glowing neon red curry.

Rock Lee: This is the Curry of Life!


The Curry of Life (命のカレー, Inochi no Karē) is a curry created by Karashi prior to joining Raiga and the Kurosuki family. Because of its intense spiciness, the curry of life has special properties that can revive an unconscious or dying person. It can also strengthen a person after it is eaten a few times. However, it seems to have opposite effects on people that have lower tolerance with spicy food, such as Neji Hyūga, and knocks them unconscious. It is especially liked by Rock Lee, who claims that he had once been "saved" by the curry before. After accidentally spilling some alcohol in the curry and serving it to the team, Lee ate it and he started to perform the Drunken Fist. At the end, Sanshō made a curry so intense that the colour changed to red. Lee attempts to eat it, but was interrupted by Neji and Naruto as they dragged him back to Konoha.


Me: Whoa I remember this stuff! I remember in 150,000 years that it blew Neji, Tenten and Naruto's heads off in a massive vortex of fire.

Nico: Whoa that must be lethal curry.

Eli: Yeah. I'll have some.

Baron Mordo: I can always use my magic to get one of the food in there without the Colon even realizing it's gone.

Eli: Good idea.

Baron Mordo used his magic and brought a burger over and we analyzed it.

Quake Woman: Let's get back to the Estate and analyze this.

Me: Right and then we can have some of our food.

Nico: Good idea.

We teleported back to the estate.

Calamitous: It'll take me an hour for me and Lisa to analyze this burger. So, find something to do while waiting.

Vanitas: Sure thing.

Qin: Me and Jen need to talk to Nico about something anyway.

Me: Uh oh. Let me guess, what Adrena Lynn said on the oil rig.

Qin: Yep.

Jen: Nice perception J.D.

Me: Thanks. We'll go get some grub while you talk.

I went to the table and I was having 20 Ulti-Meatum Burgers and a lot of Curry of Life and Timon, Pumbaa and Lana were having bug dishes.

Eli was having the same thing as me and so was Allie and Lola Namiko and Nora Venice.

Threatpack: What do you 2 want to talk to Nico about?

Qin: Nico, tell us the truth. Do you really find me and Jen attractive as humans?

Nico: (sighs) Of course I do. But I don't love you two romantically. The both of you know that my heart belongs to May.

Qin: Oh. I'm glad you think that.

Jen: That's very flattering but thanks Nico.

Qin: And I love you like a brother Nico.

Jen: Same with me.

RD Carol: That is really awesome that you think that about Nico girls.

Qin: Thanks Carol.

Star Strike: I think it's really amazing.

Vypra: Well, I hope the both of you find boyfriends one day.

Qin: Well I think I already have one in mind.

Nico: Who is it?

Qin was looking at me while I was eating the Curry of Life.

Nico: Aww.

Vypra: That is so awesome.

Luminous: Looks like Qin has shed some light of love on J.D.

Blast Off: What about you, Jen?

Jen: Still thinking on that.

Nico: Well there are still plenty of other fish in the sea. Metaphorically speaking.

Jen: That's true.

Princess Luna: Yes that is true.

Nightshade: Indeed. It's amazing how there are plenty of people out there to find for love.

Prizma: It sure is.

Calamitous came back with the results.

Venom: Are you both done analyzing that burger?

Professor Calamitous: We just got the results.

We were shown the results and it was everything like Blaster Tron said.

Nico: Whoa! This is bad.

BBBBBBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!

Me: Oops! Pardon me.

Timon: We're stuffed.

Pumbaa: Boy we sure are.

Lana: Yeah.

Me: That was a good meal.

Eli: It sure was bro. The Curry of Life is a really good Curry.

Nico: Glad you liked it. Here are the results.

I looked at them and saw that everything Blaster Tron said was true.

Electro: Did you guys make an antidote?

Chiro: We already know what the Antidote is and that is fruit and vegetables.

Jared: That's right.

Chiro: Fruit and vegetables are Cloggy Colon Creature's weakness as we have seen from when the people threw at him.

Laney: Very clever.

Poison Ivy: Now, what do you guys say we storm that resutaurant?

Killer Frost: This is gonna be awesome.

Me: We're not gonna let that meathead colon freak get away with this. Come on guys! (Eyes glow red) It's time for vegetables to take over the menu!

We were off to the Wonder Fun Meat World.

We went and busted in.

Sparx: You so called food mascots aren't fooling us this time!

Lea: Yeah! We can see through your sickeningly sweet disguises!

Me: Like this!

I squeezed a beet and squirted them and revealed their true forms and they were MEAT MONSTERS!

Laney: Freaks of meat!

Lola: Lets see how they like this!

Lola fired a massive blast of fire and incinerated the meat creatures into ash.

Myotismon: Chiro, in case the Colon gets big, maybe you guys can bust out the Super Robot.

Chiro: Good thinking.

Me: We're not going to let that monster get big this time. He gave Chiro and his team a really hard time.

Eli: Yep. Lets see how they like this1

Eli fired a massive blast of Force Lightning and electrocuted the meat creatures and incinerated them all over.

Drakkon: Time for our entrance!

Me: You don't have to tell me twice!

We went for the back of the restaurant.

Cloggy Colon Creature was enraged!

Suddenly…

Elemental creatures of the spirits of the founders of the Masters of Evil appeared and they converged and then…

KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion went off and a phoenix cry was heard and then we came out!

Me: Okay you living sausage freak! You are going to be cooked by the sun!

Cloggy Colon Creature: Team Loud Phoenix Storm!?

Me: That's right! Your worst nightmare! You can use your restaurant for giving food and making people happy. But when you use a restaurant to make people fat and make them YOUR food, THAT'S WHERE WE DRAW THE LINE!

Timon: Yeah you overgrown mook!

Dark turned into Rock Eat.

Rock Eat: You want to eat stuff? Two can play at that game! (eats some of the ground)

He fired energy blasts at Cloggy Colon Creature and they hit him all over and exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

Me: I got it! Timon, Pumbaa you still got some of that incredibly hot bug chili you made?

Timon: Way ahead of you J.D.

They pulled out a container with a radiation sign and a skull and crossbones on it and opened it and in it was really INTENSLY SPICY BUG CHILI!

Me: Good thing Chief Wiggum gave me some of these.

I pulled out a glowing neon blue jar full of THE APOCALYPTIC PEPPERS OF SAN PEDRO SULA!

Everyone gasped in shock!

Nico: HE WOULDN'T!

I poured in the whole jar of the chilis.

Nico: HE WOULD!

KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!

MALEVOLENT LAUGHTER!

The chili exploded and a malevolent laughing smoke cloud with evil red eyes came out of it! I then ate the whole pot of chili and it was tasty.

Nico: UH OH! HIT THE DIRT!

Everyone then ducked and covered and then I pointed my butt at the Cloggy Colon Creature and then…

MASSIVE EXPLOSIVE KRAFART!

I fired a massive explosive blast of blue fire from my butt and it hit Cloggy Colon Creature and burned him all over as he screamed in excruciating pain!

He was knocked down.

Then Kaos, Vreedle Brothers, Carmen Dillo, Duff Killigan, El Oso, INSTIGATOR, Tchang Zu, Dr. Starline, King of Flan, Vexen, Firefly and Bane came.

Me: Kaos, Vreedle Brothers, Carmen Dillo, Duff Killigan, El Oso, INSTIGATOR, Tchang Zu, Dr. Starline, King of Flan, Vexen, Firefly and Bane.

William: I'm guessing that Elements of Archenemy Harmony is the theme of you guys.

Kaos: Of course it is.

Firefly: Me, Vexen, and Bane are here to put the emphasis on the Elements part.

Me: I see.

Bane: I represent Earth since I have super strength.

Me: Cool!

Octagon: (to me) Heard you took down Jabba the Hutt.

Me: Yep we sure did.

Duff Killigan: (Scottish Accent) I bet he was THAT easy to kill.

Me: He was.

Duff Killigan: We also have a new recruit for you all to meet.

A figure came out and it was HADES BEAST SPECTER from episode 10 of Magiranger!


While High Zobil intended to have Specter possess a human it captured, the Magirangers' interference resulted the Specter possessing Petit Eriko, a cactus given to Makito by Eriko Ikeda, a woman he was in love with. In spite of a different host, Specter uses Petit Eriko to try to eat humans before MagiKing managed to extract the Specter out of Petit Eriko and destroy it, restoring the cactus to normal.


Eli: Hades Beast Specter! I remember you! You were sent to possess a human but you ended up possessing a cactus named Petit Eriko.

Hades Beast Specter: That's right. Good memory on you Eli. You're as sharp as J.D.

Eli: Yep.

Hades Beast Specter: I know it's not my turn but I actually have already chosen an archenemy and it's Princess Luna.

Princess Luna: I'm honored.

?: That is cool.

A figure came out and it was BULLDOZERTRON from episode 9 of Season 2 of Beast Morphers!


In light of Mayor Daniels being revealed as Evox, Commander Shaw began to drain the Morph-X out of all the towers to return it to the Morphin Grid. Realizing that without the Morph-X they would be unable to create Robotrons or send Gigadrones, Scrozzle's computer intercepted the transmission so Evox had Robo-Blaze and Robo-Roxy go to Earth to get whatever was left. They then created Bulldozertron out of a bulldozer to attack Morph-X Tankers and commandeer them so that Blaze and Roxy could get access and then use their Morphers to teleport them and the fuel to the Crystal Dimension. He was first seen attacking a convoy of SUVs and a Tanker, scaring off the drivers. However, the Rangers arrived morphed before going into battle against him. They summoned their Beast-X Cannons and Striker Morphers and unleashed a combination of the Beast-X Cannon Blast and Striker Beast Blast. However, Bulldozertron survived it without a scatch so they went into battle with their Beast-X Sabers and Striker Sabers but he was easily a match for them. Robo-Blaze and Robo-Roxy then arrived with some Tronics to steal the Morph-X from the tanker so Nate and Steel had to separate from the others to deal with this threat. Although the two were easily overwhelmed, the main three Rangers summoned their Beast-X Visors and activated Beast-X Mode. They charged and overwhelmed his bulldozer arms with a massive triple punch before Ravi had to assist Nate and Steel in the battle against Robo-Roxy and Robo-Blaze's army. Although one man down, Zoey and Devon finished off Bulldozertron with a combination of the Beast-X Cheetah Charge and Jackrabbit Spin Strike.


Zoey Reeves: Bulldozertron!

Bulldozertron: Good to see you again rangers.

Me: I remember you! You were sent to attack the Morph-X tankers and steal them so that they would be teleported to the Crystal Dimension.

Bulldozertron: That's right J.D. Good memory on you.

Me: Never missed an episode.

Vypra: (to BulldozerTron) If you want, I can give you a bulldozer vehicle form.

BulldozerTron: I'd like that, Mistress Vypra. And speaking of vehicle form, you should send ambassadors in the future to two more worlds with Cybertronians.

William: What worlds are they?

BulldozerTron: Don't want to spoil the surprise.

Me: I can't wait to hear what they are.

We got the usual battles underway.


Twilight Sparkle, Luster Dawn, Sunny Starscout, Princess Cadance, Lorelai, Flurry Heart, Star Swirl the Bearded, Magic Skylanders, Crystal Laney, Minuette, Twinkleshine, Lemon Hearts, Moondancer, Lyra Heartstrings, Glumshanks, Tussle Sprout and Golden Queen VS Kaos - Amazing how Coruscant has as many people as it does


Kaos was first.

Kaos: (to Twilight) It's amazing how Coruscant has as many people as it does. Though probably not as much as Earth's population.

Twilight Sparkle: It's actually got much more people that the Earth does. Coruscant has over 3 trillion people.

Luster Dawn: That is a lot of people!

Sunny Starscout: Boy no kidding! That has to be one of the most populated planets we've ever seen.

Princess Cadance: You're not kidding there. It's amazing that Coruscant has that many people.

Lorelai: No kidding! That is a Lot of people!

Flurry Heart: And the cities on Coruscant go on forever.

Star Swirl: They sure do. They cover much of the whole planet.

Spyro: Coruscant is that amazing of a planet. It's all a massive planetwide city.

Crystal Laney: It's absolutely incredible!

Minuette: The Jedi have it amazing there on Coruscant.

Twinkleshine: Boy they sure do and it's really amazing that it also is the capital planet of the Jedi Republic.

Lemon Hearts: J.D. said that Eli trained there when he mastered the powers and ways of the Force.

Moondancer: It sure is amazing. I didn't know the Jedi trained there on the planet Coruscant.

Lyra Heartstrings: Yeah it's really cool!

Glumshanks: Wouldn't you think it's really amazing sir?

Kaos: I think it is amazing Glumshanks. Lets do it! For I, Kaos, command it!

They fired waves of magic and elements and smashed him down.

Twilight Sparkle: That was Amazing!


Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Marble Pie, Featherweight, Somnambula, Tech Skylanders, Steel Lynn, Pound Cake & Pumpkin Cake, Robin, Cyborg, Starfire, Raven, Beast Boy, Tara, Franky (One Piece), Hook and Long Haul VS INSTIGATOR - Awesome how we met a Multiviola gene-slammer and who Kida would get along wit


INSTIGATOR was next.

INSTIGATOR: (to Pinkie Pie) It's awesome how J.D. and the others met a Multiviola gene-slammer named Kida. Who do you think she would get along with?

Pinkie PIe: Boy that is a really good question. But she is an awesome pizza maker so I would say Kida would get along great with Nergal, Grim, The Turtle Brothers and the Teen Titans.

Maud Pie: (Monotonously) She makes really good pizza. I think it's so amazing that she makes just as good a pizza as Grim and Nergal does.

Marble Pie: She makes a really amazing pizza.

Featherweight: Looks like Grim and Nergal are gonna have amazing competition.

Somnambula: (Egyptian Accent) I was just about to say the exact same thing and point that out.

Sprocket: That is gonna be really something. But it would be friendly competition.

Steel Lynn: I agree with you there.

Pumpkin Cake: It's so awesome though. But I like all three pizzas made by them.

Pound Cake: I do too.

Robin: I agree with you there. We definitely would get along great with Kida and she makes awesome pizza like what we knew in Jump City.

Starfire: It is most delicious.

Raven: It sure is delicious.

Cyborg: Some of the best ever.

Beast Boy: I think it's really good too.

Tara: Same with me. It's really good.

Franky (One Piece): Boy it sure is. Just as good as Luffy's meat that he likes.

INSTIGATOR: That sure is really good pizza huh? Lets do it!

They fired waves of elements and metal, gears and lightning and smashed him down.

Pinkie Pie: BEST USUAL BATTLE EVER!


Applejack, Apple Bloom, Frozen Fright, Apple Fritter, Big Mac, Granny Smith, Autumn Blaze, Coloratura, Rockhoof, Cocoa Axe, Steela Oresdotter, Earth Skylanders, Stone Luna, Bright Mac, Pear Butter, Ben, Gwen, Kevin, CatDog, Blaster Tron and Sasha VS The Vreedle Brothers - Bandit Keith coming back


The Vreedle Brothers were next.

Rhomboid: (to Applejack) Can't believe that dirtbag Bandit Keith came back. Good thing Lincoln and the others taught him a lesson!

Applejack: Yeah I don't think anyone in Domino City likes him. We don't like him either.

Apple Bloom: What he does is absolutely horrible.

Frozen Fright: Me and my brothers can sympathize with him because through past experiences we know how he thinks and acts.

Octagon: How so?

Frozen Fright: Before me and my brothers joined the Masters of Evil we were known as the Fearsome 5. We were a big bunch of criminals that did a lot of stuff in Equestria. We did it all: Vandalism, Arson, robberies, everything but the really worst crimes.

Rhomboid: That is crazy! I can see why.

Apple Fritter: That is crazy if I do say so myself.

Big Mac: Eeyup.

Granny Smith: But that Bandit Keith fella is more messed up than a squirrel in a pit full of ravenous badgers.

Autumn Blaze: Yeah he was a bad man.

Coloratura: He sure was.

Rockhoof: (Scottish Accent) Aye. He sure was a crazy laddie.

Cocoa Axe: (Irish Accent) It's like he was born in crime and lived in crime lads.

Steela Oresdotter: (Norwegian Accent) Ja. He needed to be stopped no matter what.

Flashwing: Thank goodness he was.

Stone Luna: You got that right dudes.

Bright Mac: Just goes to show you that crime doesn't pay.

Pear Butter: And it never will pay.

Ben: That's why we stopped many criminals in the past.

Gwen T.: They will never learn either.

Kevin L.: That is a fact.

Rhomboid: Good that you think that.

Cat: I hope we show criminals like Bandit Keith what for one day.

Dog: Same with me Cat.

Octagon: That is true. Lets do it!

They fired waves of earth, energy, pears, apples, and crystal and smashed them down!

Applejack: YEEHAW! That was great!


Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Kerfuffle, Thunder Terror, Mistmane, Sable Spirit, Water Skylanders, Liquid Leni, Sassy Saddles, Coco Pommel, Kim Possible, Ron Stoppable, Loki Loud, Strike Man, Nitro Man VS Duff Killigan - At least we didn't eat any of the food Cloggy Colon Creature had


Duff Killigan was next.

Duff Killigan: (to Rarity) At least you guys didn't eat any of the food Cloggy Colon Creature had. Not that it would've affected you guys anyway.

Rarity: Thank goodness we didn't darling. But his food would probably taste REALLY AWFUL! EW!

Sweetie Belle: Yeah the last thing we want is to go through what happened to Carol when she had really bad food poisoning.

Kerfuffle: (Minnesota Accent) You're not kidding there. What happened with Carol was awful doncha know.

Thunder Terror: Boy it sure was. I don't think I've ever seen Carol throw up so much.

Mistmane: That was awful.

Sable Spirit: Yeah no kidding. That was awful.

Gill Grunt: Yeah no kidding. But at least Carol is back to normal.

Liquid Leni: That is totes good.

Sassy Saddles: (British Accent) Thank goodness for that.

Coco Pommel: It sure is a good thing. Poor Carol.

Kim Possible: Yeah poor Carol.

Ron Stoppable: At least she was taken care of by the mascots, Pickle & Barley Barrel and Kirby.

Loki Loud: Yeah thank goodness. Literally thoughtful for them.

Duff Killigan: Aye. Lets do it!

They fired waves of jewels, water, ice and energy and smashed him down.

Rarity: Rapture darling that was grand!


Fluttershy, Tree Hugger, Tornado Bolt, Mage Meadowbrook, Life Skylanders, Plant Lola, Zephyr Breeze, Static Shock, Arbeid (Chaotic), Quake Woman and Princess Luna VS Carmen Dillo - That bug chili Timon and Pumbaa had that sent them to the sun


Carmen Dillo was next.

Carmen Dillo: (to Fluttershy) Did that bug chili Timon and Pumbaa made really send them to the sun? Or was that an exaggeration?

Fluttershy: No it really did happen. They told us so themselves. They were having a contest in making the most spiciest chili ever and see who would cry uncle first and they both made a chili that was so hot that they both cried uncle. In the end it sent them both to the sun (Giggles)

They all laughed.

Carmen Dillo: That is really funny!

Tree Hugger: It sure was funny dudes.

Tornado Bolt: Boy that kind of chili must've been really spicy!

Mage Meadowbrook: It sure was from the looks of it.

Stealth Elf: But it's amazing how they made a delicious bug chili like that. Now J.D. loves Timon and Pumbaa's bug chili. But that is not surprising considering all the things J.D. ate in his travels all over the planet. Remember seeing him eat all those weird things on Total Drama?

Carmen Dillo: Wait that was J.D. that ate all that in The Brunch of Disgustingness challenge!? GEEZ! J.D. is one crazy kid!

Stealth Elf: Yeah he is. But that is amazing that he knows all those great foods and such.

Plant Lola: Weird but amazing that he knows all that.

Zephyr Breeze: I think so too.

Static Shock: It sure is amazing though.

Arbeid: And I like it.

Princess Luna: J.D.'s knowledge of all the different things from around the world is most amazing and impressive.

Carmen Dillo: That is amazing. Lets do it!

They fired waves of flowers, grass, leaves and elements and smashed him down.

Fluttershy: That was fun.


Sunset Shimmer, Pepperdance, Cayenne, Wallflower, Firecracker Burst, Pip-Squeak, Gusty the Great, Fire Skylanders, Fire Lori, Sunburst, Manny, Frida, Koda (Brother Bear), Threatpack and Cross Crow VS El Oso - That chili I ate giving me lethal farts


El Oso was next.

El Oso: (to Sunset Shimmer) (Spanish Accent) That chili J.D. ate gave him lethal farts! Good thing he used that against the Cloggy Colon Creature.

Sunset Shimmer: Boy it sure did and that was amazing! Those peppers that Chief Wiggum got really came in handy. I wonder what would happen if J.D. ate all those peppers raw.

Pepperdance: (Cajun Accent) Ooowee! That would be an amazing sight to see.

Cayenne: It sure would and he does love spicy food.

Wallflower: No kidding. He is one Tough kid.

Firecracker Burst: Boy he sure is. And that was so awesome using those lethal farts like that.

Pip-Squeak: (British Accent) I think it's amazing and funny too.

Gusty the Great: I do too. Very smart thinking too. I wonder what would happen if Nico held J.D. like a bazooka the way J.D. did to him?

Sunburn: That would be so awesome!

Fire Lori: And very ingeniously well thought out.

Sunburst: Boy it sure would be awesome to see.

Manny: You got that right.

Frida: YEAH!

Koda (Brother Bear): That would be cool to see.

El Oso: It sure would. Lets do it!

They fired waves of fire and energy and smashed him down.

Sunset Shimmer: That was amazing!


Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Pickle & Barley Barrel, Magma Gloom, Flash Magnus, Air Skylanders, Spitfire, Jackie Chan, Jade, Uncle, Lincoln, Blast Off and G1 Vortex VS Tchang Zu - Awesome meeting Ish and Ash's friends


Tchang Zu was next.

Tchang Zu: (to Rainbow Dash) I bet it was awesome for you to meet Ish and Ash's friends. And how do you feel about Ish and Ash calling you their big sister?

Rainbow Dash: It sure was awesome! And I was really honored and grateful for that.

Scootaloo: Now Ash and Ish are both our siblings even though we aren't related by blood.

Pickle Barrel: We think that is really awesome!

Barley Barrel: It sure was really awesome!

Magma Gloom: I think it's awesome that Arkayna has Shu as her brother and now Rainbow Dash has both Ish and Ash as her siblings. That is awesome.

Flash Magnus: I think so too.

Whirlwind: I do too and it was so awesome.

Air Lincoln: I do too and it's amazing.

Spitfire: You got that right.

Jackie Chan: Most fun too.

Jade: It sure is.

Uncle: It sure is fun if Uncle do say so.

Lincoln: Me too.

Tchang Zu: Indeed. Lets do it!

They fired waves of lightning, wind and rainbows and smashed him down.

Rainbow Dash: That was AWESOME!


Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Trixie Lulamoon, Triple Berry, Juniper Montage, Clover the Clever, Undead Skylanders, Lightning Lisa, Toola Roola, Coconut Cream, Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Amy Rose, Star Strike and RD Carol VS Dr. Starline - Who Warrior Lady of The Wasteland would get along with


Dr. Starline was next.

Dr. Starline: Who do you think Warrior Lady of The Wasteland would get along with?

Starlight Glimmer: I would have to say that she would get along great with Daring Do and Rainbow Dash because she looks amazingly adventurous.

Cozy Glow: I agree with you there and she is really amazing.

Trixie Lulamoon: I do too. She is really awesome in my opinion too. J.D. found a really amazing one.

Triple Berry: And on the planet Coruscant too.

Juniper Montage: That is really cool if I do say so myself.

Clover the Clever: Boy it sure is.

Hex: Amazing too.

Lightning Lisa: A most amazing and really awesome and most amazingly well formed rescue.

Toola Roola: I think it's really cool too.

Coconut Cream: Yeah it sure is cool.

Sonic: I think so too.

Dr. Starline: Glad you think so. Lets do it!

They fired waves of magic, stars and bones and elements and smashed him down.

Starlight Glimmer: That was amazing!


Princess Celestia, Amber Morning, Minuette, Twinkleshine, Lemon Hearts, Moondancer, Lyra Heartstrings, Twilight Sparkle, Light Skylanders, Light Lily, Courage, Francesca, Muriel, Mary Knudson, Luminous and RD Luan VS King of Flan - Awesome how Princess Celestia laid down the law on Anna Maria


King of Flan was next.

King of Flan: (Spanish Accent) That was amazing how you laid down the law on that malevolent bruhah Anna Maria.

Princess Celestia: Not a bad reprimanding if I do say so myself.

Amber Morning made signs for Princess Celestia showing no mercy on Anna Maria.

Princess Celestia: That was amazing huh?

Minuette: Here's a video of it that Lincoln made.

She showed a video of it on her phone.


Diamond Tiara powered down, and her new body, clothes, weapons, and jewelry were permanent. Then, Princess Celestia walked up to Anna Maria, and she wasn't happy one bit.

Princess Celestia: Anna Maria, no words can describe just what kind of person you really are, but, it must be said. (Canterlot Voice) YOU ARE A SELFISH, BLACKHEARTED, EVIL, VAIN, NARCISSISTIC, INCONSIDERATE, HEARTLESS, MONSTROUS BITCH FROM THE DARKEST DEPTHS OF HELL!

CLANG!

Our jaws dropped to the floor when Princess Celestia said that, and she even used the Canterlot Voice, just like Princess Luna who gave her nasty reprimanding to Alejandro yesterday when he orchestrated that riot at the Jupiter Prison, and the reprimanding was so vicious, it caused Anna Maria's spray-tan on her skin to melt off. We went up to Princess Celestia, and we hugged her.

Lincoln: Wow, Princess Celestia, that was an incredible reprimanding.

Princess Celestia: Thank you, Lincoln.


Everyone cheered for her.

Twinkleshine: Wow! Way to go Princess Celestia!

Lemon Hearts: We never heard Princess Celestia use the Canterlot Voice before and that was SO Amazing!

Moondancer: It sure was! I thought it was just amazing!

Lyra Heartstrings: It sure was!

Twilight Sparkle: I thought it was really amazing Princess Celestia.

King of Flan: (Laughs) Well done! That was really well said.

Princess Celestia: Thank you very much. It was fun to get that out of my system.

Spotlight: It sure was amazing.

Light Lily: Anna Mawia. (Raspberries)

They laughed.

Courage: That is right.

Francesca: Yeah you said it.

Muriel: Well done.

Mary Knudson: That bitch had it coming.

King of Flan: Yes indeed. Lets do it!

They fired waves of light and magic and smashed him down.

Princess Celestia: That was so amazing!


Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Ink Rose, Moonlight Raven, Dark Skylanders, Shadow Lucy, Lucille Loud, Mystic Force Rangers, Prizma and Nightshade VS Hades Beast Specter - Nicole loving her first rescue with me


Hades Beast Specter was next.

Hades Beast Specter: Nicole Chan must've loved having her first rescue with J.D. today.

Princess Luna: He sure did and this is gonna be an honor to face you.

Hades Beast Specter: I am honored myself. (To the Mystic Force rangers) And you guys must be honored to face a Japanese monster from Magirangers too.

Nick: It's gonna be an honor to face you for the first time.

Madison Rocca: Boy it sure is.

Hades Beast Specter: I can't wait. Also I'm amazed that J.D. has been watching Magirangers too.

Moondust: That is amazing.

Snowdrop: It sure is amazing. It's good that J.D. wants to be prepared for future appearances for Japanese Power Rangers Monsters not in the American Versions.

Gari: That is true.

Ink Rose: It sure is Amazing myself.

Moonlight Raven: I agree with you there myself.

Blackout: A most amazing agreement.

Shadow Lucy: It sure is amazing.

Lucille Loud: (Scottish Accent) It sure is something.

Prizma: It sure is.

Hades Beast Specter: I think so too. Lets do it!

Mystic Force Rangers: LEGENDARY SOURCE! MYSTIC FORCE!

They transformed!

Xander: (Echoing) ELEMENT OF EARTH! GREEN LEGEND WARRIOR!

Vida Rocca: (Echoing) ELEMENT OF WIND! PINK LEGEND WARRIOR!

Madison Rocca: (Echoing) ELEMENT OF WATER! BLUE LEGEND WARRIOR!

Charlie Thorn: (Echoing) ELEMENT OF LIGHTNING! YELLOW LEGEND WARRIOR!

Nick Russell: (Echoing) ELEMENT OF FIRE! RED LEGEND WARRIOR!

Udonna: (Echoing) FREEZE OF ICE! WHITE LEGEND WARRIOR!

Daggeron: (Echoing) FLARE OF THE SUN! SOLARIS LEGEND WARRIOR!

Leanbow: (Echoing) BURNING HOWL OF THE WOLF HEART! WOLF LEGEND WARRIOR!

Claire the Gatekeeper: (Echoing) SHINING OF THE FULL MOON! MOON LEGEND WARRIOR!

Mystic Force Rangers: WE CALL FORTH THE POWER OF LIGHT MAGIC! MYSTIC FORCE LEGEND WARRIORS!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready for action!

They fired waves of elements, magic and darkness and smashed him down.

Princess Luna: A true victory of the night!


Laney Loud, Superman, Batman, Robin, Lady Tsunade, Venom and Rhino VS Bane - After everything Cloggy Colon Creature did we're never looking at meat the same way again


Bane was next.

Bane: (to Laney) (Spanish Accent) After everything Cloggy Colon Creature did, we're never looking at meat the same way again. But we'll gladly still eat meat.

Laney: Same here. But this has been a really strange adventure.

Superman: You got that right. Really strange.

Batman: No kidding.

Robin: It's gonna be one for the books.

Lady Tsunade: It sure will.

Bane: Indeed. Lets do it!

They fired waves of leaves and energy andsmashed him down.

Laney: ALL RIGHT!


Lana Loud, Ice, Estella Oresdotter, Frozone, Mizore Shirayuki, Killer Frost and Poison Ivy VS Vexen - Lumpus would not want to eat Cloggy Colon Creature


Vexen was next.

Vexen: (to Lana) Lumpus would not want to eat Cloggy Colon Creature. Especially since he's locked up again.

Lana: Even though he loves meat he is still an insane nutcase.

Ice: (Norwegian Accent) Yeah he sure is.

Estella: (Norwegian Accent) Yeah you aren't kidding there sis.

Frozen: It sure was.

Mizore: No kidding.

Vexen: That is something. Lets do it!

They fired waves of ice and smashed him down.

Lana: OH YEAH!


Lola Loud, Sam S.L., Suzi, Tara, Nuova Shenron, Jean Grey, Lea and Francis VS Firefly - Lola being the best at World of Warcraft


Firefly was next.

Firefly: (to Lola) You really are the best at World of Warcraft. Think you can teach me how to play sometime?

Lola: I would be honored. It's so much fun to play.

Sam S.L.: Boy it sure is. And Lola got J.D. to play it too.

Suzi: He sure did.

Tara: I thought it was amazing myself.

Nuova Shenron: Most enjoyable.

Jean Grey: It sure was.

Firefly: That is really amazing. Lola you are one talented girl. Lets do it!

They fired waves of fire and smashed him down.

Lola: OH YEAH! That was great!


Beast Morpher Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Nico, Eli, Misty Tredwell and Tara VS Bulldozertron


Bulldozertron was next.

Nico: This is gonna be awesome!

Nico Teleported and opened his safe and in it was a bunch of swords called the Defenders of X Middle School, they're large swords with the X Middle School Safety Patrol symbol etched on the 6'5" massive, wide, double-edged blades, large angel wings for the crossguards, large gems for the hilts, longer black handles, and large faceted sphere pommels with surrounding gems. Once in hand, they'll get a massive power and energy increase.

Nico: Awesome.

Nico teleported back.

Beast Morpher Rangers: IT'S MORPHIN TIME! ACTIVATE BEAST POWER!

They transformed!

Beast Morpher Rangers: UNLEASH THE BEAST!

KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! BEAST MORPHERS!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Beast Morpher Rangers too!

Nico: RIGHT ON!

Misty Tredwell: This is gonna be so awesome.

Nico: Yep. Lets get him! BEAST X CANNON!

The Rangers summoned said cannon and so did the Megaforce Rangers.

Nico: FIRE!

They fired waves of energy and elements and the blasts all hit Bulldozertron and he exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!

He was dead!

Devon Daniels: Virus Eliminated!

Nico: Bulldozertron you have failed this city!

Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win!


We regrouped.

?: (Echoing Demonic Voice) You've ruined my plans for the last time, Dhampir.

Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting around Lincoln, Linka, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lola and Lexx Loud's legs sisters, the eight large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the eight emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the eight large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the eight large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Loud and Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Lori and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni and Loni Loud's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Luan and Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Laney and Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa and Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily and Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs were glowing, and that means big trouble was coming.

Rayne: Aw, sad that we've ruined your plans to ambush us from the shadows, Ephemera.

A dark figure came out of the shadows, and it was none other than Ephemera, a dangerous vampire with power over the shadows and Kagan's second daughter, who's just as twisted and evil as her evil father.

Ephemera: There's no doubt in my mind you were the ones who killed Ferill yesterday and my father the day you went after Mechanikat.

Rayne: Kagan deserved everything that was coming because of what he did to my mother and to my mother's family, Ephemera.

Lincoln: And Ferill got what she deserved, as well, for her crimes against mankind.

Streaky the Supercat: And now, that you're finally here, Ephemera, it's time for you to die.

Suddenly, Streaky's eyes turned yellow, as the 6'10" tall and extremely muscular anthropomorphic Supercat was surrounded by an orange energy aura with yellow lightning bolts and lightning crashed down from the heavens, he unholstered his massive Defender of Metropolis sword from his wider and muscular back, and as he approached Ephemera, he left orange energy, yellow lightning bolts, and yellow suns with every step.

Streaky the Supercat: You're nothing but a dirty girl who plays by dirty rules, Ephemera. Just like your twisted father and your other siblings, you have caused nothing but pain and suffering in your wake, and now, I will make sure that you join Kagan and Ferill in Oblivion for all eternity!

Then, Streaky was surrounded by a massive vortex of orange energy with yellow lightning bolts and the Sun surrounding the vortex and lightning crashing down from the heavens, there was an image of Streaky flying around the vortex, and inside the vortex is a yellow phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded away, Streaky emerged, but he was changed forever.

The 6'10" tall and extremely muscular anthropomorphic cat remained the same, but he now has yellow eyes and an orange energy aura with yellow lightning bolts and yellow fire surrounding him, Streaky has a yellow phoenix with Superman emblem emblazoned on his forehead, Streaky now has a full head of orange hair that went down to his neck, his light blue choker with lightning bolt cat tag for his neck remained the same, along with his large Superman-themed angel wings, his Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with red gems on his wrists, Belt of Elemental Bravery with large red gem for the belt buckle on his waist, and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his left hip. Streaky now has on a necklace with a cat holding the Thunder Kanji in its paws for the pendant, his light blue shirt with gold lightning bolts now has a gold phoenix on it, his blue pants have gold lightning bolts on the legs, and his large black leather ankle-high combat boots have gold lightning bolts on them. Streaky also has on a long-sleeved long blue trenchcoat with yellow flames and gold lightning bolts on the long blue coattails and on the back is the Superman emblem and there's a gold kanji below the emblem that said, "Streaky the Supercat, Brave Feline Defender of Metropolis, Best Friend of Krypto, Kevin Whitney, Superman, and Andrea Sussman, Member of The Dog Star Squad, Slayer of Evil, Destroyer of Mechanikat, and Master of Lightning and Yellow Flames."

ストリーキースーパーキャット、メトロポリスの勇敢な猫の擁護者、クリプトの親友、ケビンホイットニー、スーパーマン、アンドレアサスマン、犬の星の分隊のメンバー、悪の殺し屋、メカニカの破壊者、そして稲妻と黄色の炎のマスター

Streaky the Supercat has transformed into SUPER ANGEL 750,000,000,000 SUPERCELL LIGHTNINGSTORM FELINE ANGEL OF BRAVERY AND HOPE!

We were amazed by Streaky's Super Angel 750,000,000,000 transformation, but when Ephemera saw it, on the outside she was calm, but inside, she was filled with rage.

Me: Wow, Streaky's transformed.

Nico: But, there's not a look of rage in Ephemera's face. But, she is filled with rage on the inside.

Streaky: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Thunderstorm and Hope) But, like Rayne said, I'm not to underestimate Ephemera. Alright, Ephemera, you ready to end this?

Ephemera: Very ready, but you should be warned: I'm quite sly.

Ephemera had made five shadow portals, and as Streaky found out from Rayne, Ephemera doesn't need blood to regenerate her wounds, she can create shadow portals to regenerate.

BLOODRAYNE 2 OST: EPHEMERA

Streaky made five clones of himself, and while the real Streaky is holding off Ephemera, his clones went off to destroy the shadow portals Ephemera made. The clones fired powerful blasts of orange energy, and they destroyed the portals, which means Ephemera can't be able to regenerate from any wounds Streaky will inflict on her.

Streaky: (Smirks) Your shadow portals are all gone, Ephemera, and now, your time is finally up.

Streaky went after Ephemera, and he fired powerful blasts of orange energy, gold lightning bolts, and yellow fire at Ephemera, and they exploded with incredible power. Streaky also dodged the shadow stars fired by Ephemera, and he slashed at her with his massive Defender of Metropolis sword, and it cut deep into her. Then, Streaky fired a red laser blast from his eyes, and it hit Ephemera, and that'd surprised us, even Krypto.

Krypto: Whoa, now that was awesome!

Streaky: And now, this is the end for you, Ephemera. SWORDS OF REVEALING LIGHT!

Streaky summoned the Swords of Revealing Light, and fired them at Ephemera, which hit and pierced her through, and when the final Sword of Revealing Light pierced Ephemera's black heart, it reduced her to ashes, and her spirit was Super Hakaied forever.

Streaky: Yeah, that stings, doesn't it? Rest in Hell, Ephemera.

We cheered for what Streaky did as he holstered his massive Defender of Metropolis sword on his wider and muscular back and powered down, and the new improvements to his attire were permanent, and he returned to us.

Me: Wow, Streaky, that was so awesome!

Nico: You said it, J.D., Streaky took down Ephemera once and for all.

Streaky: Thanks, guys, and now, tomorrow, Kevin's going to transform and fight against the mad scientist of the Kagan family tree, Xerx Mephistopheles.

Kevin Whitney: That's right.

Suddenly, we saw that the suns that Streaky created above our heads had disappeared, it appears the suns above our heads disappeared after he'd gotten rid of Ephemera, along with her ninjas and Shadow Legion. Then, we set our sights on the Cloggy Colon Creature.

Me: It's over for you Cloggy Colon Creature!

Troy: Chiro, get the Super Robot ready!

Chiro: You got it!

He and the Super Robot Monkey Team Hyper Force went to the robot.

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! ROYAL FLUSH SQUAD!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the J.A.K.Q. Rangers!

We fired waves of fire and energy and elements and blasted him all over the place.

Deenha, Lore, Najarin, and Lysone blasted him all over the place.

G1 Vortex, Starlight Glimmer, Hokuto and Punch used the Earth and Equestria Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Vortex's Glue Gun, Starlight Glimmer and Hokuto's powers and Punch's Photon Cannon 100-fold.

G1 Vortex and Starlight Glimmer: UNDEAD BONE GLUE STORM!

Hokuto and Punch: STAR PHOTON MEGABLAST!

Applejack, Apple Bloom, Apple Fritter, Big Mac, Rockhoof, Earth Skylanders and Stone Luna: HONESTY ROCK STORM MEGABLAST!

They fired waves of bones, glue and stars and light and rocks.

Drakkon, me, Chiro, Timon, Pumbaa, Lana and Jared: BUG VEGETABLE MEGABLAST!

We fired waves of energy and bugs and vegetables.

Lincoln: FRUIT ELEMENTAL STYLE: NAVAL ORANGE!

Sari: FRUIT LIGHTNING STYLE: PEACH!

Jessica: FRUIT STING STYLE: CHERRIES!

Mai Shiranui: FRUIT FIRE STYLE: STRAWBERRIES!

Perfuma: FRUIT NATURE STYLE: WATERMELON!

Frosta: FRUIT ICE STYLE: GRAPEFRUIT!

Entrapta: FRUIT LIGHTNING STYLE: APRICOTS!

Hilda: (British Accent) FRUIT FIRE STYLE: BLACKBERRIES!

Toph: FRUIT EARTH STYLE: PLUM!

Applejack: FRUIT EARTH STYLE: APPLES!

R. Mika: VEGETABLE LIGHT STYLE: POTATOES!

Menat: VEGETABLE STAR STYLE: CARROTS!

Shantae: VEGETABLE MAGIC STYLE: CAULIFLOWER!

Akko: VEGETABLE MAGIC STYLE: BROCCOLI!

Rachel Alucard: VEGETABLE DARK STYLE: RADISH!

Litchi Faye Ling: VEGETABLE FIRE STYLE: RHUBARB!

Makoto Nanaya: VEGETABLE WIND STYLE: CUCUMBER!

Noel Vermillion: VEGETABLE LIGHTNING STYLE: EGGPLANT!

Kyoko: VEGETABLE WATER STYLE: SPINACH!

Misako: VEGETABLE WIND STYLE: LETTUCE!

They fired waves of elements and they formed into said fruits and vegetables.

Lincoln and his harem: FRUIT AND VEGETABLE FINAL SMASH: NUTRITIONAL MEGA SALAD BOMB!

They fired a massive salad bomb of fruits and vegetables at Cloggy Colon Creature which explode on contact!

KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

The explosion obliterated him in an instant.

The Super Robot came and we got out and the robot picked up the restaurant I opened a portal to the sun and he threw the entire restaurant into the sun where it was obliterated in an instant!

Nico: Good riddance.

Nicole K.: Yeah.

Chiro: That thing will never poison people with his food again!

INSTIGATOR: No, he won't.

Carmen Dillo: We'll still be with restaurants not run by scumbags, thank you very much!

El Oso: Like Lynn's Table, Nergal's Pizza, Burger King, and McDonald's!

Tchang Zu: Now we need to help cure the people poisoned by that asshole.

Vexen: I can help with that.

Me: We got a lot of work to do. But great job everyone.

Chiro: (To the viewers) This was a funny adventure. Now we've seen the last of Cloggy Colon Creature and his evil human-eating restaurant.

Me: Yep. Lets go home and get to work on an antidote.

We did so and we got to work and then we got everyone cured in under an hour. We then went to sleep after a big day.

THE END


Another awesome chapter done.

The Cloggy Colon Creature on Super Robot Monkey Team Hyper Force Go was one of the freakiest episodes I've seen. I will never be looking at meat the same again. It was crazy. The first part was for the Star Wars universe and we went to the planet Coruscant to see what it was like. I thought it was amazing how a planet can be a huge city. The second part was for Domino City from Yu-Gi-Oh and that was so cool. Bandit Keith will hopefully never get out again. NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Etstheclarencefan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys. This was awesome. The next rescue for me is gonna be on Cloud City, floating in the skies of the planet Bespin and we're going to see more of what the very sight where Luke Skywalker battled Darth Vader was like and we're going to meet a Viola Gene-Slammer named Dina Neurenberg who lived in Belgium and we're going to also meet an Aromage Rosemary. Me, Eli, Nene, Allie Wilde, Maria, Marie, Nicole Chan, Qin, Erica, Ellie, Lillian, Megan, Nora Venice, Simone, Miranda, Gina Pele, Lola Namiko, Nelanie, Warrior Lady of The Wasteland, Syrus, Dark Magician Girl, Sophia Rafnkelsdóttir and Leana McDougal the Pheromosa Gene-Slammer are gonna go there and Sophia is gonna transform there too. I'll need the transformation sequence for that as early as possible. The next rescue for Lincoln is gonna be on the planet Felucia and we're going to see what that world is like as well as destroy Son from Star Wars Clone Wars and make that monster pay for turning Ahsoka to the Dark Side of the Force temporarily. Also Spitfire is gonna transform in that rescue. Get ready for an awesome adrenaline rush as we go on an amazing race through Halloween Town and we're going to have an awesome battle race as well. We're going to face Lok, Shock & Barrel as well as Captain Frightbeard!

See you all tomorrow