(PART 1 - RESCUE/SHOPPING SPREE AT GOTHAM ROYAL YORK MALL)


Over at the mall, Me, Eli, Arrietty, Nene, Allie Wilde, Maria, Marie, Nicole Chan, Qin, Erica, Ellie, Lillian, Megan, Nora Venice, Simone, Miranda, Gina Pele, Lola Namiko, Nelanie, Warrior Lady of The Wasteland, Natalie Griffin, Maiden of The Aqua, Syrus, Dark Magician Girl, Rey, Lina, Kia, Jenna, Orihime and the Jolteon Gene-Slammer were there to see what the next rescue is going to be and do some shopping too.

Janelle Kerumma: The next rescue is at the Mall?

Me: Strange having our rescue here. But at least it's closer to home.

Allie Wilde: I wonder who we'll rescue here. I hope it's one of the Crystal Beast Gene-Slammers.

Me: I have a feeling it might be one of them. But while we're here we might as well go shopping.

Missy: Good idea!

Erica: This is gonna be awesome.

Janelle: Boy it sure is.

Janelle concentrated and groaned as her hair fell out.

Nicole Chan: It sure does feel good to be back on Earth to do rescues for a change.

Lola Namiko: I know. We went to many Star Wars Planets for the last 8 days.

Janelle turned into Jolteon!

Simone: It was an amazing series of planets that we went to. Very awesome to see them.

Miranda: Boy those planets were awesome.

Natalie Griffin: Those were awesome to see. Especially during Lincoln's rescues.

Nicole Chan: They sure were.

Eli: I love visiting those planets. They were awesome.

Maria: I know what I'm getting!

We went to the clothing store and we went in and Maria got on an awesome gothic outfit. She looked really badass in it.

Nicole Chan: Wicked outfit.

Maria: Thanks. I've been itching to try gothic attire on.

Natalie Griffin: It looks awesome on you Maria.

Maria came out and a photo montage showed Maria dressed in many great outfits. She was dressed as a sailor, an awesome aqua blue bikini swimsuit (Hubba Hubba), anime dress girl, biker girl and more.

Eli: Awesome!

Simone: Those clothes looked awesome on you.

Miranda: You sure looked awesome in all those clothes.

Maria: Thanks.

We went and paid for the clothes and walked around the mall some more. But then…

?: HELP!

Me: Uh oh!

We went into the rug shop!

Me: It's coming from a rug store?

Eli: We've never been in here before.

Maria: FYI, I still prefer using my blue one piece swimsuit.

Me: I know.

We went in.

Me: Wow look at these rugs.

Eli: Beautiful designs.

Maria: And colorful too.

Natalie Griffin: Very creative and very beautiful.

Gina felt a rug.

Gina Pele: Soft too.

?: Help me!

Eli: There!

We saw an Ehren, Lightsworn Monk sinking into a rug as she was waist deep into it and she had a Crystal Beast Ruby Carbuncle in her arms.

Me: Ehren, Lightsworn Monk and a Crystal Beast Ruby Carbuncle!

Orihime: And they are sinking in a Quickrug?

Me: I saw those on TV. That is strange.

We went over.

Simone: What is a Quickrug?

Me: It looks like an ordinary rug but it's really a magic rug that acts like quicksand.

Simone: Weird and cool.

I flew over and had Ehren grab onto my hand and I pulled them both out.

Ehren: Wow thank you so much.

Ruby Carbuncle: (Southern Accent) We are grateful.

Maria: What's your name?

Ruby Carbuncle: I'm Susanne Crelsley. Pleasure to meet y'all.

Me: Same here.

Maria: Looks like there's no trouble here.

But then suddenly the jewelry store alarm went off and we saw a robber stealing thousands of dollars in jewelry!

Me: Uh oh! Looks like we got a 211 in progress! Lets get him!

Orihime: Yeah!

We went at the robber!

The robber was stealing jewelry and then the spirits of the Red Rangers and Elements of Nature & Space swirled around him and then they came together and then…

KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion blasted behind him and knocked him down and a phoenix cry was heard and we came out.

Me: You drop those jewels now!

Robber: Hey, I'm not here to destroy the mall. I just want the jewels!

Maria: Well, that's a first.

Me: A likely story. But you can explain it to the cops when they get here!

Orihime: That's right!

Suddenly, Orihime's brown eyes turned neon brown, and she was surrounded by an orange energy aura with spirits surrounding her, and as she approached the robber, she left orange energy, spirits, and blue flames with every step. Then, Orihime was surrounded by a massive vortex of orange energy with blue flame and spirits surrounding it, there was a purple phoenix flying around the vortex, and inside the vortex is a purple phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Orihime emerged, but she was changed forever.

Orihime grew to 6'0" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has violet highlights in the bangs of her long burnt orange hair, she has neon light brown eyes and an orange energy aura with blue fire and spirits surrounding her, she has a Shinigami with the Soul Kanji emblazoned on her forehead, she has on Shinigami earrings with the Soul Kanji in its claws and a necklace with a Shinigami holding the Soul Kanji in its hands for the pendant, she has on a sleeveless violet blouse with orange phoenix and blue flames on it, light purple blouse with blue flames and spirits on it, black high heels, and a violet sleeveless trenchcoat with blue flames and spirits on the coattails and a Shinigami on the back of the trenchcoat. She now has a new large sword in her hand called Sword of The Spirit World, it's a large sword with a Shinigami etched on the 6'5" massive, wide, double-edged blade, large violet angel wings for the crossguard, large blue gem for the hilt, longer black handle, large faceted violet sphere pommel with surrounding orange gems, Orihime has large violet angel wings with orange tips on the large violet feathers, her new Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with violet gems on her wrists, Belt of Elemental Bravery with large violet gem for belt buckle on her waist, and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a blue kanji below the Shinigami that said, "Orihime Inoue, Amazing Member of The Soul Society and Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Master of Spirits and Blue Fire, Slayer of Evil, Former High School Student at Karakura High School, and Loving Wife of Ichigo Kurosaki."

井上織姫、ソウルソサエティとチームラウドフェニックスストームの素晴らしいメンバー、スピリッツとブルーファイアのマスター、悪の殺し屋、唐倉高校の元高校生、黒崎一護の愛する妻

Orihime has transformed into SUPER ANGEL 750,000,000,000 BLUE FIRESTORM SPIRITUAL ANGEL OF LOVE AND HOPE!

We were amazed by Orihime's Super Angel 750,000,000,000 transformation, but when the robber saw it, he tried to shoot her, but she fired a blast of blue spirit fire, and she disarmed him, and he screamed in pain.

We were amazed!

Me: Whoa! Orihime you look awesome!

Nicole Chan: Yeah you sure do.

We then pulverized the robber all over and we saw that he was really a robber that was wanted all over the country for many bank robberies all over the state and they were all high profile robberies where he stole millions of dollars in jewelry and gold. He was arrested and then I put on my blind man glasses and Eli and Syrus covered their eyes and I snapped my fingers and Janelle and Susanne were reverting back.

Janelle: (regains her hair) Did you enjoy the mall?

Susanne: (Groans) Yeah.

They were back to normal and Susanne was no older than 10 Years Old and Maria gave them both new clothes. Suzanne had a beautiful ruby encrusted dress.

Susanne: Wow this dress is amazing.

Maria: It's for when we found the 1st of the Crystal Beast Gene-Slammers. I figured it would be perfect for you.

Susanne: Thanks Maria.

Eli: Looks like I missed the battle.

Eli came and he had a rolled up round rug on his shoulders.

Me: What kind of rug did you get bro?

Eli: That quickrug from earlier. I figure it would make good practice for me in a jungle simulation rescue.

Nicole Chan: Awesome Eli.

Me: Just be careful with that bro. Also cue Susanne in pain in 3…2…1…

But for some reason, nothing happened.

Susanne: Wasn't I gonna turn back?

Simone: It must be because of Ruby Carbuncle wanting to work with you already.

Miranda: Wow that was fast.

Then Susanne was enveloped in a ruby crystal aura and she was fully engrafted.

Susanne: I must be one of the younger Gene Slammers.

Me: You sure are Susanne. Lots of kids around your age group have been slammed. Shows how despicable some people can get.

Eli: No kidding. But you looked awesome as a Ruby Carbuncle.

Ehren: Yeah you sure did look awesome.

Orihime: And lets not forget that I transformed too.

Natalie Griffin: And you did awesome.

Me: And we rounded up a robber. Hard to imagine that he was wanted all over the state for mall robberies all over the place.

Nicole Chan: And he stole millions of dollars in jewelry.

Me: We just happened to be in the right place at the right time.

We went back home and told everyone what happened and they were amazed!


PART 2: RESCUE ON PLANET YLESIA


After dealing with the robber at the jewelry shop, Lincoln, his siblings, Me, Nico, Eli, Nicole, The Z-Fighters and The Saiyans, Vert Wheeler, and Buster Bunny were heading to the planet Ylesia, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the six girls there, but we got word from King Kai that Raditz is there, and Nico is going to make sure that he pays for his crimes.

Lincoln: Wow, we're on the planet Ylesia.

Me: So, this is the planet Ylesia, it's an awesome tropical world.

Lincoln: And I think I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the six girls there, but we got word from King Kai that Raditz is there.

Nico: That's right, big guy, and I'm going to make sure that monster pays for his crimes.

Me: You got that right, Nico.

Buster Bunny: When I heard about it from King Kai, I was quite surprised. But, if this means that we get rid of him for good, then it'll mean the first part of the vow I made will be fulfilled. (Smirks) And wait until he sees the Saiyans here and when he finds out that we were the ones who killed Frieza.

Nico: (Smirks) I've already got a feeling he's already pissed off big time, and he wants revenge on us.

?: HELP!

Suddenly, Lincoln heard the sound of six girls calling out for help. With his deep sapphire blue cyborg eyes and superhuman sight, along with sensing energy signals, he saw and heard where the call for help was coming from. He saw the six girls, but they've been cornered by Raditz, and he's going to kill them.

Lincoln: Guys, I found the six girls, but they've been cornered by Raditz, and he's going to kill them. Let's tear him to shreds.

We then rushed on over, and Lincoln fired a powerful rainbow energy blast at Raditz, and that caused Raditz to back away. When he saw us, he was indeed enraged when he saw us.

Raditz: So, the famous Team Loud Phoenix Storm has finally arrived.

Lincoln: That's right, Raditz, and we're here for one thing: to kill you and make you pay for all of your crimes.

Nico: He's right, and I'm not going to show any mercy to a traitor to the Saiyan Race like you.

Suddenly, Raditz saw that all the Saiyans who were killed long ago were here, along with his father and mother, and this brought a look of shock onto his face.

Raditz: (Shocked) What the...? No, this is impossible! All of you were killed when that asteroid hit Planet Vegeta and destroyed it.

Vegeta: (Smirks) What's wrong, Raditz? You look like you've seen a couple of ghosts.

Lincoln: Actually, there's something you should know before you die, Raditz: The Saiyans were killed by Frieza long ago because he feared just how powerful they were, and he also used and manipulated them with his lies, and made them feared throughout the universe. But, when the truth came out, it was too late, and the Saiyans paid the price. But, J.D. brought the Saiyans back from the dead, and now, they've been redeemed and are now fighting for the side of good, and your sadistic master paid the price for his lies and manipulation with his life.

Bardock: Lincoln's right, and now, it's your turn, Raditz. It's time for you to answer for your foolish loyalty to that conniving monster, and for all those who've lost their lives because of you.

We then unholstered our massive swords from our backs and transformed, and we went after Raditz, and we blasted him with powerful rainbow energy blasts and elemental forces, and we slashed him with our massive swords. Then, Nico, Buster Bunny, who transforms into his newly upgraded Super Angel 750,000,000,000 Blue Sapphire Infernostorm Rabbit Angel of Comedic Justice and Hope, and Lincoln went at him, and they brutally smashed him into the dirt. Then, Lincoln and Buster Bunny slashed off Raditz's arms, and Nico delivers the final blow and slices off Raditz's head, and destroyed him with a powerful rainbow energy blast, and his spirit was Super Hakaied.

Nico: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Voice of Universal Justice and Hope) Oh yeah, Raditz, you have failed this universe!

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Thundersnow Voice of Justice) Goodbye forever, Traitor of The Saiyans.

Buster Bunny: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Inferno of Justice) And good riddance!

We holstered our massive swords on our backs and powered down. Then, Lincoln and Nicole went up to the six girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them. The six girls were Arte, Katarina, Lady Irene, Darcia, Veronica, and Daphne from Arte.

Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Arte, Katarina, Lady Irene, Darcia, Veronica, and Daphne.

Nicole: From Arte, awesome.

Lincoln: Are you girls okay?

Arte: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.

Then, when Arte and the other five girls saw who it was that saved them from Raditz, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 16-year-old 7'0" tall, handsome, white-haired, bare-chested hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead, a golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive and wide right pec and it was surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, a Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem, and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids on top, a deep sapphire blue kanji on his wider muscular back that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Lightning Storms, The Weather, and the Thirteen Elemental Forces, Man With A Plan, Golden-Hearted Brother of 16 Siblings, and Golden-Hearted Lover, Father, Son, and Husband", and he had deep sapphire blue eyes.

He had his massive Sword of Taranis holstered on his wider and muscular back, his orange Crystal Saber holstered on his left hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, the Pisces constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck, large weighted orange bands on his massive biceps and thighs, his large Cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive and indestructible deep blue angel wings surging with powerful super lightning and the stars and blue nebulae reflecting on them, and he was dressed in an orange version of He Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with hanging silver lightning bolts held up by his Belt of Elemental Bravery with large orange gem for the belt buckle on his waist, a pair of large blue pants with gold lightning bolts on the thighs, and large white leather combat boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and armor on the toe area, silver Thunder Kanji earrings, a large silver Thunder Kanji necklace on his neck and across his permanently bare chest, large fingerless black gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it, a large Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring on his left ring finger, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger, and he had eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs.

Arte: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.

Then, Lincoln made five clones of himself, and he and the five clones of himself went up to the girls, and they picked them up and hugged them in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and kissed them on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrap their arms around the necks of Lincoln and his clones, as we cheered over the scene.

Arte: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.

The girls also met the rest of us, and we returned home to the Estate. We finally got rid of Raditz, but there's still the added problem of Nappa who's still out there, but we'll be ready for him soon, and he will pay for his crimes, as well.


(PART 3: MORE X-SQUAD TEAMMATES)


After dealing with Raditz, we were watching TV and playing card games. When suddenly from out of nowhere, a portal appeared and out walked Bruce the Goose, Hum Jaws, Dark Faith, Keerat, Lady Looker, Swithblade Vendetta, Sea Monkey, Drill Beak, Numb Skull, Ninj-Arachnid, Glowbug, Silly Billy, Specter, Jiggles the Jellian, Vipes the Techospecter, Shizuka Joestar, Mrs. Pickles, Hippo and Panda-Mania, Uzi Doorman, N, V and J the Disassembly Drones, Tai Lung from Garrett's uiniverse, Crusticoid and Petey the Portly Pig along with Rosa Mortis (Grimm version of Ruby Rose), Freia Noctis (Grimm version of Weiss), Yami Oni (Gtimm version of Blake), Ingis Ravi (Grimm version of Yang) and Selina from Winx Club along with another Mandalorian named Din Djarin along with Grogu.

J (Murder Drones): Garrett!

Garrett: J!

They hugged.

The X Squad got in on the hug too.

Nico: Garrett, how do you know these people?

Garrett: Oh that's right. We have a lot of explaining to do.

They did so and when it was done everyone was shocked!

Nico: WHOA! That's amazing! That explains what that portal was.

Lincoln: That's amazing!

Rita: It sure is.

Lily: No kidding.

?: SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH!

?: RAAAGH!

An angel from Evangelion and an Astyanitoran trudged into the room and they went over to Lily.

Lily: Um, I guess these are adorable, in a nightmarish way.

Shanan: An Astyanitoran?!

Garrett: Oh that's Sachiel and Soundwave. They're part of our team.

Lily: I guess they can get along with the other pets.

Lincoln: Me too.

Rosa Mortis: Hello everyone. My name is Rosa Mortis and it's an honor to meet you all.

Yami Oni: Greetings, my name's Yami Oni. A pleasure to meet you.

Ignis Ravi: Sup, I'm Ignis Ravi, nice to meet ya.

Freia Noctis: Hello, I am Freia Noctis. An honor to meet you.

Nico: Pleasure to meet you too. My name is Nico. Nico Chan.

Hum Jaws: (Seadog Accent) Pleasure to meet ya, Nico, don't worry, this old seadog won't hurt ya, I only like the flesh of the scum of the omniverse, along with tax collectors.

I then saw that Freia Noctis had a glasgow smile.

Me: Whoa, why do you have a glasgow grin, Freia?

Anubis 2 appeared as a ghostly figure.

Anubis 2: That's part of what Freia went through J.D. The X Squad were sent to the world of RWBY and Tean RWBY from his universe fought grimm clones of themselves, that defected when Salem gave Freia a glasgow grin for defending Garrett from her wrath.

Most of us gasped.

Me: Whoa! Freia is a true hero. Just like Garrett.

Varie: Amazing! She is a very brave grimm.

Garrett: Yeah, it takes guts to take the hit. Especially if the one hitting you is a suicidal lunatic who wanted to god erase Earth just because she can't even start the process to uninstall life.

Me: I should tell you everything about these new people.

I went over everthing about them was shocked and full of surprise!

Lori: WHOA! That is literally amazing!

Sam S.L.: So she defended someone she didn't know from a lunatic? That's rockin dude.

Carol: It sure is.

Nico: And Freia is just as gifted as you, Garrett.

Garrett: She sure is.

Ignis Ravi: Yeah. But what is this group you're all part of?

Me: We are called Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

I went over the entirety of our adventures and what we have done and so much more.

Rosa Mortis: WHOA!

Dark Faith: That's incredible!

Keerat: (Indian Accent) You guys have done it all over the years.

Me: We've seen it all too. Some adventures were awesome and some were very challenging.

Shizuka Joestar: I feel like this is gonna be weird, but considering what we went through, I'm not surprised.


(PART 4: MERGING OF ARTE'S WORLD)


After meeting more of Garrett's friends, we were training intensely in the gym doing 100,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 9,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds. Then, we got a shower afterwards.

Suddenly, a bright light engulfed the Estate, and we covered our eyes from the bright lights. Then, as the lights faded, we uncovered our eyes. But, to our surprise, we saw that the world that Arte and the girls came from has now merged with ours.

Lincoln: Whoa, Arte, Katarina, Lady Irene, Darcia, Veronica, Daphne, take a look.

When Arte and the girls saw their world has merged with ours, it brought a look of surprise to their faces.

Arte: Wow, our world has now merged with yours.

Lincoln: That's right, whenever I rescue potential future wives for my harem, their world merges with ours, and we also head out to meet their family or friends.

Me: And Arte's world was set in 16th century Florence, Italy, the time of The Renaissance.

Sherlock Hound: (British Voice) Yes, and during that time, it was a time when artists have made their names known throughout the Italian Peninsula, but it was also a time of infighting among some of the Italian noble families and the Catholic Church, and of course, wars throughout all of Europe.

Nico: And of course, those conflicts were really bloody.

We then went to Florence, Italy, and we met with Leo, Yuri, and Angelo, and they were surprised to meet us in person, and when they saw Arte, Katarina, Lady Irene, Darcia, Veronica, and Daphne, they went up to them and hugged them. Then, they got the news that they're now the future wives of Lincoln, and they offered their congratulations, and they know Lincoln will take care of them and he has a massive gold heart and loves his future wives equally along with his family.

We also took a look around Florence, Italy, and we observed many of the buildings here, and we had also learned much of Florence's history, especially of how it played a role as one of the city states of Italy during the time of The Renaissance in the 16th century.


PART 4: CLYDE'S RESCUE IN PERFECTION, NEVADA


After we got back home, it was time for Clyde's first rescue, and he was accompanied by me, Lincoln, Eli, Nico, Syd, Chloe, and Varie. I was piloting a carrier chopper, and we were flying over the small town of Perfection, Nevada, and not only is Clyde going to rescue the girls there, but we're also going to kill the Graboids, the monster worms from Tremors. Ugly and disgusting creatures with a ravenous hunger for anything.


Graboids, also known as the Dirt Dragon or Tu Lung in the nineteeth century, are a fictional invertebrate species and the main antagonists of the Tremors franchise.

The creatures made their debut in the 1990 film Tremors, and reappeared in all of its sequels, Tremors 2: Aftershocks, Tremors 3: Back to Perfection, and its 2004 prequel Tremors 4: The Legend Begins. They were also featured regularly in the series' spinoff Tremors: The Series, with El Blanco being a recurring character. A variant was featured in the 2015 film Tremors 5: Bloodlines, the 2018 film Tremors: A Cold Day in Hell, and the 2020 film Tremors: Shrieker Island.

Their vocal sound effects were provided by Ezra Dweck in the 1990 film, Joseph Zappala in the 1996 film, Greg Back in the 2001 film, Kevin Fisher in the 2003 TV series, Jake Eberle in the 2004 film, and Ivan Milborrow in the 2015 film.

Graboids are giant, predatory, worm-like cephalopods, which makes them related, albeit distantly, to squids and octopodes. They have no eyes and seem to grow through metamorphosis in the same way butterflies do. They live a larval underground existence, and rely on the sense of earth vibrations to hunt their prey. They also have a beak and many tongues with mouths on them. The worm-like graboids give birth to shriekers which come out of the mother's stomach, killing her. Shriekers have two legs and heat sensors, they give birth by rejecting an egg from their mouth. Shriekers then become ass-blasters which have wings and fly by ejecting fire from the anal cavity. It is believed that graboids are mollusks that originated in the Devonian (some sources even say Praecambrian) period, before the age of dinosaurs. The graboids prey on humans and animals, rising up from the ground to capture them. Both living and dead Graboids are also known to give off a terrible stench.

According to promotional material put out by the Sci-Fi Channel intended for the TV series, the Graboids' official designation places them in the Kingdom Animalia, Phylum Bilateria, Class Cephalopoda, Subclass Coleoidea, Order: Sepioida, Family Vermiformidae, Genus Caederus, Species americana. Using the obsolete Linnaean taxonomy, this would, if true, mean that Graboids are most closely related to terrestrial cuttlefish.

Graboids are shown to be ravenous carnivores, always on the hunt for food. Indiscriminate eaters, their diet includes but is not limited to sheep, cattle, horses, donkeys, coyotes, and even humans. They are known to be cannibalistic when the opportunity presents itself, as El Blanco consumed an Ass Blaster in Tremors 3. Lacking eyes or a nose, they're shown to hunt by sensing seismic vibrations, which are produced by sounds and movements. Because they are unable to tell the difference between edible and inedible vibration sources they adopt a policy of "eat first, ask questions later", simply swallowing whatever sets off their vibration sensors and regurgitate anything that does not taste good. Inedible objects can be spat out with amazing force, being propelled high into the air. Due to the sensitive hearing they use for underground navigation, Grabboids are so sensitive to sound they must retreat from loud explosions, which cause them great pain due to sensory overload. For the same reason, Graboids are unable to hunt during rainstorms. The scientific explanation for this is based on the fact that scientists recently learned that rain is one of the loudest sounds underwater in the ocean.

Graboids are ambush predators, preferring to sneak up on their quarry, though they are shown to chase it down with great determination. They erupt from the ground and use their tentacles to ensnare prey, pulling them into their mouths. The tentacles wrap around the prey, biting into its flesh or hooking the prey with their horn-like spikes. When the prey attempts to flee by climbing, Graboids will simply dig away the earth under the hiding place, undermining it until it collapses or sinks low enough to allow the Graboid to pluck off the hiding prey. When they are unable to break down the prey's hiding spot, the undaunted Graboids will continue circling it like sharks until it ceases making vibrations. Usually, they wait so long the prey dies of dehydration or starvation, i.e. several days.

The Shrieker, it is the second life cycle stage of the creatures featured in the series; the Graboid being the first and the Ass Blaster being the next and final. The Shrieker can be seen as a kind of pupa without the immobility, or a nymph even though a nymph would be the young beginning stages for animals (insects) with incomplete metamorphosis, the Shrieker being the middle "teen" stage. And the Graboid species clearly shows a complete metamorphosis. The name "shrieker" was given to the creature by the special effects crew of Tremors 2 and later introduced to the audience in Tremors 3.

Shriekers are asexual, and as such only have one role, make more Shriekers, once they eat enough food they reproduce. When they reproduce the fetus that is attached to the lining of their stomach/uterus detaches from the lining of this organ. They then open their mouths to the greatest extent and with a good deal of screeching deposit a fetus on the ground the baby immediately begins to stand up also it was observed that it already seem to begin to grow. Kate Reilly theorizes that they must be able to repeat this feat, one becomes two, two becomes four. This is proven in later additions and in the same movie, in fact, it has an unknown number of fetuses lining its stomach/Uterus. The process of giving birth can lead to stress however which will eventually lead to death.

Unlike their previous incarnations, the huge, subterranean and limbless Graboids, Shriekers live on the surface. Much smaller than Graboids, Shriekers are about 4 feet long and 3 feet tall with their jaws pieces about one and a half feet long. While Graboids are worm-like in shape, Shriekers slightly resemble dinosaurs or heavy ground-dwelling birds, having stout, three-toed legs and a compact body. They also have a short, stump-like tail. This tail, as well as some small bulges in the neck, has some orange coloring on it. While its function is unknown it could possibly be the early stage of the Ass Blaster tail and could have the chemicals already present in small quantities; or it could even be used in signaling other Shriekers. The one thing that shows Shriekers are related to Graboids is their skull - just like a Graboid's, it consists of a powerful, beak-like armored upper jaw and a much narrower lower jaw and the mandibles have sharp hooks and serration's, ideal to hold prey. Inside the "beak" is a slightly prehensile tongue that they use to pick up smaller pieces of food or other edible material, they do this by dragging their tongue over the ground. Sometime during their twelve-hour molting it is believed that they lose the ability to duplicate and instead their bodies convert over to being able to lay eggs. After surviving for at least 24 hours, the Shriekers will molt into Ass Blasters.

The Ass Blaster is the term for the third and final morph/stage of the Graboid's life cycle, the imago stage, much like how "butterfly" is the term for the imago stage of a caterpillar. A Shrieker having achieved maturity, enters the third known phase of the Graboid life cycle: the Ass Blaster. The Ass Blaster differs from the Shrieker in three significant ways: It possesses wings, has a rocket-like ability to launch itself into the air, and it has the ability to lay eggs. It is considered by some (including Burt Gummer), to be an even larger threat than Shriekers and Graboids due to their heat-seeking abilities and ability to glide after blasting off. This ability to fly is the result off the Ass Blaster's most unique trait in which the Ass Blaster works two chemicals into it's tail section. They come from two separate organs in the body with these, in turn, go to two separate sacs that inflate with the chemicals so that they can mix them in the air and blast off. Once these two chemicals mix, they become volatile and react violently when exposed to the air, creating a lifting explosion. Much like the Bombardier Beetle. Their African Counterpart operates on a slimmer principle.

The Ass Blaster's appearance is slightly different from it's previous Shrieker form and that the body is longer but more slightly built with fin-like wings used for controlled gliding. The skull is far thinner than the last two forms and is a glossy black contrasting with the Ass Blaster's mostly reddish orange body and tan wings. It does not seem to have ears or at least earholes, yet they have some hearing capability similar to the earlier Graboid morph. They are just over six feet long, tip to tail, about three feet high, and have head and jaw about two feet long. The heat-sensing organ is far more compact being like two slits for eyes as the creature visibly looked left, right and down when looking for the movie protagonists. When the Ass Blaster premiered, in Tremors 3: Back to Perfection, it resulted from the Shrieker reaching their molting period of 12 hours though there have not been subsequent examples of this. They molt out of the skin of the shrieker leaving it and an orange liquid material left behind. The flame resulting from the Ass Blaster's take off is exceedingly hot, a fact of acknowledged when one of them started to use it to melt the door to Burt's safe room open. This heat also works in their favor if someone tries to tranquilize it, as the sheer heat in the posterior region of an Ass Blaster will neutralize the effects of any tranquilizers to strike its rear end.


Clyde: I'm so excited, this is going to be my first rescue.

Lincoln: You said it, Clyde, and we're heading to the small town of Perfection, Nevada.

Nico: (Smiles) Oh, and I think I know what we're doing here, not only are you going to rescue some girls there, Clyde, but we're also going to kill the Graboids, the butt-ugly monster worms from the movie, Tremors.

Me: That's right, Nico. I saw all the Tremors movies, and those Graboids are ugly.

Syd Chang: Yuck.

Varie: Well, we're finally going to get rid of them for good.

Over in Perfection, the people were on top of the roofs of the buildings.

The men are disappointed. That's not what they wanted to hear from Burt. Then Earl perks up and grab the CB mic.

EARL: (into CB) Okay, Burt, listen. Forget shooting them. Tell me this: can you get to your truck?

BURT: No problem.

EARL: Good. You've got the only truck in the valley that can make it up that damn jeep trail. So, here's the plan: You and Heather go for help. Get to the mountains...

But Rhonda interrupts, pointing urgently from the water tower.

RHONDA: Hey, guys! They're up to something.

Val, Earl and Miguel rush to the edge of the roof and look down where she's pointing - A creature is running its tentacles along the building's foundation. It's a strange, more studied movement than we've seen before.

VAL: (to Rhonda) What's it doing?

RHONDA: Why do you all keep asking me?

They all stare nervously down as the tentacles feel their way along the wall, moving toward a corner of the building. Suddenly Miguel spots something down the next wall.

MIGUEL Hey, there's another one coming!

Another set of tentacles is feeling along the adjacent wall. The two creatures meet at the corner, their tentacles touch- ing rather like ants' antennae. They they submerge; tentacles zipping into the earth. Nothing happens for a moment. Then the corner of the building suddenly heaves up a couple of feet. Clapboard siding splits. A warped window shatters. (We don't see the creatures, only the effect of their shoving from below). The men nearly lose their balance. Then the corner sinks back down.

EARL: What the hell was that all about?

Nancy and Mindy are still huddled on the roof. They don't make a sound. They're startled when the house suddenly groans and tilts as creatures give it a tentative shove. Nancy and Mindy frantically cling to the peak of the smooth roof. The picture windows shatters. We hear beams POP and CRACK, dishes CRASH off shelves. The front screen door swings open. At last the house slowly settles back down. The men are watching Nancy's house tensely.

MIGUEL: They weren't making no noise. Why they bothering them for?

VAL: (mind racing) They're studying the buildings... trying to figure them out.

Rhonda chimes in from the water tower.

RHONDA: Yeah, they're confused. They can feel our vibrations, but they can't find us.

VAL: They're working together, too.

EARL: Yeah, like they got a plan...

BURT: (V.O.) Breaker there, Earl. What do you want us to do?

EARL (into CB) Hang on, Burt. The bastards are up to something.

The worms were starting to think.

Val: Burt, Heather, I'm afraid we got problems.

Minutes later, Burt's car was sucked down into the ground.

Heather Gummer: Val, we're going to have to forget about the truck...

VAL: (into CB) Yeah, Heather, we got you.

They've hit rock-bottom. They sit in helpless, desperate silence. Over on the storage shed roof, Melvin is losing it.

MELVIN: Hey, you better think of something, man! You gotta do something!

EARL: Who?

MELVIN: You and Val, man!

Miguel nods in agreement. Val and Earl stare at him, incredulous.

VAL: What?! Since when the hell's every goddamn thing up to us?!

RHONDA: (flatly) You guys do all the odd jobs.

Val just stares at her. Then - CRASH! The store shudders, creaks, and groans. The creatures are back. One corner of the store lifts up, beams splintering. Then another corner lifts up! The roof tilts like the deck of a storm-tossed ship. From now on the monsters shake and ram the building almost constantly. Hanging on tight, the men peer over the edge.

EARL: We don't have a hell of a lot of time here.

Meanwhile, Rhonda tries her desperate best to be logical.

RHONDA: Look, the situation hasn't changed. We still have to get to solid rock. There must be some way!

VAL: (shouts, angry) Like what?! There's nothing left that'll make it to the mountains!

MIGUEL: Hey, Val, quiet, man!

Earl: Doesn't matter now they know we're here.

VAL: We need a helicopter is what we need, or a goddamn tank!

Mindy: Guys look up there!

They looked to where Mindy was pointing too and sure enough they saw and even heard a helicopter. It was us and we were piloting the Carrier Helicopter.

Val: It's a Carrier Helicopter! (On the radio) Burt can you see who driving that helicopter?

Burt used Heather's binoculars and she looked and saw our symbol.

Heather: (On the radio) You're not gonna believe this Val. It's Team Loud Phoenix Storm's helicopter!

Val: Team Loud Phoenix Storm is here everyone!

They all cheered wildly.

We all saw Perfection, Nevada.

Me: That must be Perfection right down there.

Nico: Wow it's no bigger than a small village.

Eli: Tiny place.

Me: Get ready to get everyone on board.

We then arrive at Perfection, Nevada.

Me: LETS MOVE!

We began boarding any survivors. We got Burt and Heather Gummer, Earl Bassett, Valentine McKee, Rhonda LeBeck, Melvin Plugg, Nancy Sterngood, Miguel, Mindy Sterngood and Nestor Cunningham all on board. Mindy was the girl Clyde was gonna rescue, but we also saw the ground moving, and we knew what it was: The Graboids were on the move to get all of Perfection.

Me: Here they come! FIRE!

Then, we fired a massive barrage of powerful rainbow energy blasts at the Graboids, which hits them and they exploded with incredible power, and the ground blew out the tons of guts of the Graboids, and the Graboids were all killed and obliterated for good.

YUCK!

Then, when Mindy saw that Clyde was the one that saved them all from being worm food by those Graboids, she gave Clyde a kiss on the lips, and he had a lovestruck look on his face and eyes.

Lincoln: (Smirks) Alright, way to go, Clyde.

Nico: (Smirks) Your first successful rescue and you've also rescued some new potential future wives for your harem, and we got rid of those butt-ugly Graboids for good.

Me: And now, we're rid of the Graboids for good. But, you know, I'm going to be spending a lot of time cleaning up the carrier chopper.

Lincoln: Yuck, you're not kidding, it's all covered in Graboid blood and guts.

Nico: Yeah no shit! But just to be on the safe side we should use our magic to beam all the Graboids all over the world to the sun.

Me: Good idea.

I snapped my fingers and did so and they were all now extinct and dead!

We returned to the Estate, and we told everyone what we've done: Clyde rescued a new future wife for his harem, and we got the survivors out of Perfection, Nevada, and we destroyed the butt-ugly Graboids for good, and we also explained it to Clyde's Dads, and none of them fainted, in fact, they were really proud of what Clyde's done. Perfection was unfortunately left completely destroyed. But thankfully we got most of the people out. Val and Rhonda then shared a kiss after that.


(PART 5: HOME ON THE RANGE)


Later we were taking Erica and Crow on a blind date.

Erica: So a secret admirer wants to meet me?

Metal Man: Yep. At the movie theater!

Erica: Ooh which movie are we gonna go see?

Nico: You'll see Erica. It's a surprise.

Me, Akiza, Yusel and Eli were also having Crow blindfolded.

Crow: So who am I going to see at the movie theater?

Me: You'll find out shortly Crow.

We had them in the theater and we took off their blindfolds and they saw each other.

Erica: Crow? You're my blind date?!

Crow: Erica? You're my blind date?!

Linka: (to Nico) Nico, you better hope Erica and Crow don't pummel you for this.

Nico: They won't.

Me: If they do it was nice knowing you.

Nico: (Sarcastically) Thanks a lot.

We were watching the movie It's A Wonderful Life from 1946.

G1 Slug: Me Slug love Christmas movie!

Me: This was one of my dad's all time favorite movies when he was growing up.

We got to watching the movie.


On Christmas Eve 1945, in Bedford Falls, New York, George Bailey contemplates suicide. The prayers of his family and friends reach Heaven, where Angel 2nd class Clarence Odbody is assigned to save George in order to earn his wings. Clarence is shown flashbacks of George's life. He watches 12-year-old George save his younger brother, Harry, from drowning, but lose hearing in his left ear. George later prevents the distraught town druggist, Mr. Gower, from accidentally poisoning a child's prescription.

George plans a world tour before college and is reintroduced to Mary Hatch, who has a crush on him. The attraction is now mutual. When his father dies from a stroke, George postpones his travel to settle the family business, Bailey Brothers Building and Loan, which avaricious board member Henry Potter, who controls most of the town, seeks to dissolve. The board members vote to keep the Building and Loan open if George runs it. George acquiesces and works alongside his uncle, Billy, giving his tuition to Harry with the understanding that Harry will run the business when he graduates.

But Harry returns from college married and with a job offer from his father-in-law. George resigns himself to running the Building and Loan. Following their wedding, George and Mary witness a run on the bank, and use their honeymoon savings to keep the Building and Loan solvent.

Under George's leadership, the company establishes Bailey Park, a modern housing development rivaling Potter's overpriced slums. Potter offers George $20,000 a year to be his assistant, but, realizing that Potter's true intent is to close the Building and Loan, George rebuffs him.

During World War II, George is ineligible for service because of his deaf ear. Harry becomes a Navy pilot and wins the Medal of Honor for shooting down a kamikaze plane headed for a troop transport. On Christmas Eve 1945, as the town prepares a hero's welcome for Harry, Billy goes to the bank to deposit $8,000 of the Building and Loan's cash. Billy taunts Potter with a newspaper headline about Harry, but unintentionally wraps the envelope of cash in Potter's newspaper. Potter finds the money but says nothing, while Billy cannot recall how he misplaced it. With a bank examiner reviewing the company's records, George realizes scandal and criminal charges will follow. Fruitlessly retracing Billy's steps, George berates him and takes out his frustration on his family.

George appeals to Potter for a loan, offering his life insurance policy as collateral. Potter says George is worth more dead than alive, and phones the police to arrest him. George flees, gets drunk at a bar, and prays for help. Suicidal, he goes to a nearby bridge, but before he can jump, Clarence dives into the river. George rescues him.

When George wishes he had never been born, Clarence shows him a timeline in which George never existed. Bedford Falls is now Pottersville, an unsavory town occupied by sleazy entertainment venues, crime, and amoral people. The druggist, Mr. Gower, was imprisoned for manslaughter since George did not prevent him from poisoning the pills. George's mother reveals that Billy was institutionalized after the Building and Loan failed. Bailey Park is a cemetery, where George discovers Harry's grave. Since George did not save Harry, Harry did not save the soldiers on the transport. George finds that Mary is a spinster librarian. When he claims to be her husband, she screams for the police and George runs away.

Convinced that Clarence is his guardian angel, George begs for his life back. The original reality is restored, and a grateful George rushes home to await his arrest. Mary and Billy have rallied the townspeople, who donate enough to cover the missing $8,000. Harry arrives and toasts George as "the richest man in town." George receives a copy of The Adventures of Tom Sawyer as a gift from Clarence, with a note reminding George that no man is a failure who has friends, and thanking him for his wings. When a bell on the Christmas tree rings, George's youngest daughter, Zuzu, explains that it means that an angel has earned his wings. George, his family and friends sing "Auld Lang Syne" as they celebrate Christmas Eve.


The movie was so awesome.

Nico: I hope you two aren't mad at me for this.

Crow: Nah. I'm just happy that I finally have a girlfriend.

G1 Rampage: That's a relief.

Nico: It sure is.

Erica: But it was really sweet of you to hook us both up Nico.

Me: It sure was Erica. You and Crow are perfect for each other.

Crow: Are we really?

Me: Yep.

Later we were getting ready for our next mission.

Numbuh 274: Nico, now that another of the Quantum Girls has a boyfriend, it's your turn to lead.

Nico: I know and I have just the mission for us. We're gonna go meet Maggie and her friends from the movie Home On The Range.

Nico held up the case for said movie.

Laney: Awesome! I'm looking forward to this one.

Me: Awesome! Me too. That must mean we're going to face Alameda Slim.

Nico: Yep.

Then Shade, Gearhead, Grizzly, The Dark Turtles, Abra Kadabra, Batroc the Leaper, U-Foes, Wrecking Crew, Hank Scorpio and Yenaldooshi then appeared.

Grizzly: Can me, Shade, Gearhead, The Dark Turtles, Abra Kadabra, Batroc the Leaper, U-Foes, Wrecking Crew, Hank Scorpio and Yenaldooshi go with you guys?

Nico: You all sure can. We're going to the world of Home On The Range.

Wrecker: Awesome! I love that movie!

Hank Scorpio: Me too. Those cows in that movie were awesome.

Nico: Yep. First we're going to watch it.

Piledriver: Awesome! And Crow, Erica congratulations on becoming a couple.

Erica: Thanks.

Bulldozer: Signer of Black Winged Dragon and Tyrannosaurus Gene-Slammer. Very awesome matchup.

Crow: Yep.

We got to watching the movie.


In 1889, Maggie is the only cow left on the Dixon Ranch after a wanted cattle rustler named Alameda Slim stole all the rest of Mr. Dixon's cattle. Dixon has no other choice than to sell Maggie to Pearl Gesner, a kind, aging woman who runs a small farm called Patch of Heaven. Sam Brown, the local Sheriff arrives to tell Pearl that her bank is cracking down on debtors. Pearl has three days to pay the bank $750, or her farm will be sold to the highest bidder. Hearing this, Maggie convinces the other cows on the farm (Grace, a happy-go-lucky character, and Mrs. Calloway, who has had leadership go to her head) to go to town to attempt winning prize money at a fair. While the cows are in town, a bounty hunter named Rico (whom Buck, the Sheriff's horse, idolizes) drops a criminal off and collects the reward. Stating he needs a replacement horse to go after Alameda Slim while his own horse rests, he takes Buck. When Maggie finds out that the reward for capturing Slim is exactly $750, she convinces the other cows to try to capture him to save Patch of Heaven.

That night, they hide among a large herd of steers, when Alameda Slim appears. Before any of them can do anything, Slim begins a yodeling song which sends all the cattle (except Grace, who is tone deaf) into a trance that causes them to dance madly and follow Slim anywhere. Grace is able to bring Maggie and Mrs. Calloway back to their senses just before Slim closes the path behind him with a rock-slide to stop Rico and his men from chasing him. As Rico discusses with his men what his next move will be, Buck starts talking with Maggie, Grace, and Mrs. Calloway as old friends and miming actions. This causes Rico to believe Buck is frightened by cows, so he sends Buck back to the Sheriff. Buck escapes, determined to capture Slim for himself to prove his worth.

Maggie, Grace, and Mrs. Calloway continue their search for Slim, determined to pass Buck and get to Slim first, but they have a fallout when they lose the trail in a flash flood. Mrs. Calloway accuses Maggie of wanting to go after Slim only as a personal vendetta, arguing that she and Grace are better off without Maggie. The three spend the night under a large rock, with Maggie deciding to leave the next morning while Grace and Mrs. Calloway decide to return to Patch of Heaven to say their final farewells. The next morning, however, they are awakened by a peg-legged jackrabbit named Lucky Jack, who has also lost his home, an old mine, to Alameda Slim. Maggie decides to go after Slim with Lucky Jack in tow, but Grace convinces Mrs. Calloway that they help. Lucky Jack leads the three cows to Slim's lair in Echo Mine. At the mine, Slim reveals that he has been stealing all cattle from his former patrons. When his former patrons can no longer support their land, Slim buys the land when it is auctioned off, under the guise of the respectable-looking Yancy O'Dell, using the very money he gets from selling the cattle he stole.

After arriving at Slim's lair, the cows capture Slim. They run off with Slim's accomplices and buyer in pursuit on a steam train. Rico arrives. When the chase stops, Rico is revealed to work for Slim. Crushed by this, Buck decides to help the cows and fights Rico while setting the other cattle free. Slim dons his Yancy O'Dell costume and leaves the cows stranded in the middle of the desert with the train, while he goes to attend the auction. However, the cows arrive using the train to the farm and expose Slim. Slim is arrested, and Patch of Heaven is saved by the reward money.

A few weeks pass, and at the county fair, most of the livestock on Patch of Heaven have won prizes. Lucky Jack moves in with Jebb the Goat, and two steer and Slim's charming and gentlemanly steed Junior the Buffalo arrive unexpectedly to live at Patch of Heaven, expanding the farm.


We were laughing our heads off at some of the funny parts. Slim had a bounty of $750 dollars on his head. Pennies in comparison to what we have. But today in our current economy it would be worth tons more. When the movie was done we cheered wildly.

Nico: Awesome and funny!

Laney: It sure was.

Applejack: YEEHAW! That was a funny movie.

Me: It sure was. One sec.

ZOOM!

I went to my room and I came back dressed in my cowboy clothes.

(THE GOOD THE BAD AND THE UGLY THEME PLAYS)

Me: (Cowboy Accent) Lets wrangle us up a no good outlaw pardners.

Nico: Now you're talking!

We were off to Utah.


We arrived in Utah.

Thunderball: Is this the right place?

Totally Spies Timmy: It has to be.

Nico: Patch of Heaven Farm in Utah.

Eli: Nice place.

Nico: Yep. Lets head over to meet Maggie.

We went over to the cow pasture and we saw Maggie and her friends Calloway and Grace!

Maggie (HOTR): Well tickle my horns and call me steak and biscuits! Team Loud Phoenix Storm! What an honor to meet y'all.

Me: Pleasure to meet y'all too little lady.

Calloway: It's great to meet y'all.

Grace: Same here.

Wrecker: This is a really nice farm.

Piledriver: Yep. Almost as nice as Applejack's.

Maggie (HOTR): Thank y'all kindly. It's amazing.

Applejack: Just as nice as my family's farm.

Apple Bloom: It sure is amazing.

Laney: I think so too.

Sideways: Wait. I seem to remember that you have a horse friend named Buck.

Bulldozer: Where is he?

Maggie (HOTR): He's around.

Buck then came.

Buck: Well fancy my hooves. Team Loud Phoenix Storm, it's an honor to meet ya.

Nico: Same here Buck.

Me: Nice to meet ya pardner.

Dark Leo: Does Pearl know you guys talk?

Dark Don: If she doesn't, then it's a miracle that she doesn't know yet.

Maggie (HOTR): Well she does know we talk now.

Me: That's amazing for ya.

Broccoli Guy: Anyway, you guys must be wondering why we're here.

Dark Raph: (holds up poster) We're here because of him!

Me: We're going to cash in on that bad sidewinder.

Laney: And we're going to use the money to have the farm put into the Apple Family's protection.

Applejack: Not a bad idea Laney.

Maggie (HOTR): That's a fantastic idea y'all.

Nico: Thanks.

Batroc the Leaper: You guys have dealt with him before, right?

Dark Mikey: Of course they have!

Maggie (HOTR): Yes we have and we put him in prison.

Nico: Awesome.

Me: We're going to enjoy tearing that monster apart when he comes.

Nico: And I know just how we can make an awesome entrance. J.D. you thinking what I'm thinking?

Me: Entrance after showdown at high noon? You read my mind pardner.

Buck: You know what the sad part is? My idol Rico was in cahoots with Slim!

Eye Five: (pats Buck on the back) I'm very sorry, Buck.

X Ray: It's not easy finding out that your hero is actually the associate of a villain.

Nico: Take it from some of us. We've seen that happen before.

Eli: Yeah that was awful.

Me: Makes those monsters ornery sidewinders that deserve to be buried at boot hill.

Nico: J.D. you have been watching way to many cowboy movies.

Lana was eating something.

Laney: What are you eating there Lana?

Lana: M.R.E.

Lily: What is an M.R.E?

Nico: It's what the military eats. Meals Ready to Eat.

Clyde: Burt gave me a few of them when we rescued all of the people of Perfection.

Nico: Right! I remember.

Lana: They're really good.

Vector: Can I have some of that?

Vapor: I'd like some too!

Clyde: I brought enough for us all.

Clyde pulled out a scroll and unsealed a bunch of M.R.E.'s.

Nico: They're freeze dried meals. Ever eat Astronaut Ice Cream?

Lola: That's different.

We got to eating them and I had one that tasted like cheese spread.

Nico had one that taste like tomatoes.

Lincoln had one that tasted like toilet paper.

Lincoln: Ew! This tastes like toilet paper!

Lana: That's what I got bro.

Nico: Well it's freeze-dried meals Lincoln. You never know what you'll get.

Lincoln: Hm.

Gulper: Do these include Soda?

Ironclad: (chuckles) You and your soda, Gulper.

Me: He sure likes those bubbly refreshments.

Rarity: He sure does.

Applejack: But these are good. (Eats an M.R.E.)

Shade: How long do we have before Slim gets here?

Eli: Let me see. (Uses the Force to find him) He'll be here in 15 minutes.

Laney: Looks like we are going to spring a trap for him.

Nico: Better be ready for him when he comes.

Me: Varmint not called a dangerous cattle rustler for nothing.

Swift Foot: What about his yodeling?

Nico: His yodeling is nowhere near as good as some people.

Me: Not in the least.

Abra Kadabra: Will any of the cows be affected by his yodeling?

Nico: Not while we are here. We're going to make sure they don't get swiped by him.

Nico used his magic and put up an anti-yodeling barrier around their ears.

Me: Fancy that. Nice work pardner.

Nico: Thank you.

Crimson saw something.

Crimson: There he is.

Nico: Get ready.

Everyone got ready and I was waiting like Clint Eastwood.

Riding in came ALAMEDA SLIM!


Alameda Slim is the main antagonist of Disney's fourty-fifth full-length animated feature film Home on the Range. He is Maggie, Grace and Mrs. Calloway's archenemy.

Alameda Slim is a feared, wanted cattle rustler who is said to be capable of stealing five thousand cattle in one night. He has the ability to entrance cattle through his yodeling, which he utilizes in his thefts. Slim has Rico as his enforcer, his nephews, the Willies as his assistants, and Mr. Wesley as one of his clients.

He was voiced by Randy Quaid, who also played Elijah C. Skuggs in Freaked, Nick Laemle in Parents, and Sheriff Mike Collins in Hard Rain.

At the beginning of the film, Alameda Slim targets the Dixon Ranch, home of a brave cow named Maggie (the protagonist of the film). All of the cattle disappear in one night, leaving only Maggie on her own. As a result, her ex-owner Abner Dixon is forced to sell Maggie to a small farm called Patch of Heaven, and heads out west for a new start. In a way, Slim is the reason Maggie lives on Patch of Heaven. Later, Abner's ranch is bought by Yancy O'Del (Slim in disguise). As a result of his numerous thefts, it is revealed that a seven-hundred and fifty dollar reward is out for the capture of Slim, which Maggie, Mrs. Calloway, and Grace, decide to claim in order to save their farm from foreclosure.

Later, Alameda Slim commits another theft, and his unique technique is revealed. Alameda Slim is able to hypnotize cattle through yodeling. He captures all of the cattle and takes them to his lair, located in an old mine named "Echo Mine". At the mine, Slim reveals that he had once been a talented farm hand, but had been repeatedly fired (It is hinted that this was because his employers hated his yodeling ("singing")). As revenge, Slim has been using his abilities to steal the cattle of his former employers, and sells them.

When the ranches are put up for auction, he uses the money to buy the property, under the name Yancy O'Del. At that moment, one of the Willies moves from his spot of the couch, revealing the location of the Patch of Heaven farm on his map of ranches (the farm is shown to be the exact shape of the minion's head and had never been seen before because it was always blocked). Upon learning from the Willies that the farm is being put for auction for Thursday, Slim decides to buy the farm under his alter ego's name.

Later, Slim's assistant Mr. Wesley arrives to make cash out of the stolen cattle. Wesley buys the cattle, and Slim uses the ill-gotten money to buy the now-bankrupt farm he stole the cows from. The Willie Brothers finish counting the cows they captured, stating that the total is 4,997. Wesley tells him that they are supposed to be 5,000. Slim tells him that one of his nephews just miscounted, but he hears Grace's moo and sees her by the entrance and decides to bring her to him. Slims begins to yodel at Grace not knowing that she is immune to his hypnosis. When Slim sees Grace not even respond to his yodeling, he is completely confused, so he decides to confront the cows head on. However, Slim is captured by Maggie, Grace, and Mrs. Calloway, who plugged their ears to avoid his yodeling. The cows headbutt Slim, sending him into a mine cart. Lucky Jack (the jackrabbit who helped the cows reach Echo Mine) then whacks Slim in the face with a pot, knocking him unconscious. A chase between the cows, the Willies, Buck and Rico ensues throughout the mine. Soon, Slim regains consciousness - just in time to see to his horror that he has headed straight for the train, and all groups collide with it.

An enraged Slim grabs the three cows and ropes them and prepares to place them on the train. He then reveals that Rico is actually a mercenary working for him, to Buck's disappointment and heartbreak. Rounding up the three cows, Slim obtains the money and attends the auction of Patch of Heaven under his O'Del identity, attempting to buy the farm.

However, the cows escape thanks to Buck, and they manage to finish off Rico, Wesley and the Willies before freeing the rest of the cattle. The cows later use Wesley's train to head back to the farm, where they throw Slim in a chimney of the train and expose him to Sheriff Sam Brown and Pearl Gesner, who are both are horrified that the man who is buying the farm is the wanted outlaw in disguise.

Refusing to accept defeat, Slim tries to yodel, but Maggie throws her cowbell and Grace kicks it into his mouth, gagging him and freeing Maggie and Calloway from the hypnotic yodeling spell. The Sheriff binds Slim and gags him with a cloth. Eventually, Slim is then put into a police car and taken to jail, still unsuccessfully trying to untie himself as he is about to face trial for his crimes.


He got off his horse.

Alameda Slim: Well looks like no one is here. Time for my claim!

BANG!

A bullet hit the ground by his feet!

Alameda Slim: Who fire that!?

I blew smoke out of the muzzle of my gun and put it in my holster and I had my eyes hidden by my hat. I raised my head. I was puffing a peppermint candy stick like a cigar.

(THE GOOD THE BAD AND THE UGLY THEME PLAYS)

Me: (Clint Eastwood Voice) That would be me pilgrim.

Alameda Slim: Who might y'all be?

Me: Name's Knudson. (Puffs peppermint stick and blows out smoke that turns into a phoenix) James Dean Knudson. And I'm calling you out.

Yenaldoshi: This is gonna be good!

Nico: Shh.

I walked up to him. Wind blew and dust blew around and a tumbleweed rolled behind us and bells tolled.

I looked at him with hatred ready to blast him and he looked at me.

Alameda Slim: DRAW!

BANG!

I fired a bullet into his leg and blew his ankle open.

BANG!

I then blew his gun out of his hand. Then the spirits of the Avengers and Seekers of Nature came out and swirled around Alameda Slim and then they converged behind me and then…

KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion went off behind me and a phoenix cry was heard and everyone came out.

Nico: Alameda Slim we're taking you in and you're going to hang at dawn.

Alameda Slim: I got a few tricks up my sleeve!

Khybon: Here it comes!

Slim started yodeling.

But his yodeling didn't affect us or the cows.

Alameda Slim: What!? Why isn't it working!?

Nico: Boy are you stupid. I put up a magical barrier that prevents your yodeling from affecting the cows here.

Me: And also there's a bounty on your head that we're going to collect.

Alameda Slim: Doesn't matter! I'm gonna buy that farm no matter what!

Gearhead: You're too late. A few hours after we came here, Applejack bought it. As of right now, all of this land belongs to her. And she, along with the rest of us, want you gone!

Applejack: That's right! So make like a stampede of cows and clear out of here!

Alameda Slim: Never!

Me: Looks like you're gonna heading for the last roundup then!

Then Six Gum Gang, Nergal, Kangor, Trap Jaw, Beast Man, Unicorn, Killer Shrike, The Mummy, Femme Fatale and the Rowdyruff Boys appeared.

Nico: Six Gum Gang, Nergal, Kangor, Trap Jaw, Beast Man, Unicorn, Killer Shrike, The Mummy, Femme Fatale and the Rowdyruff Boys

Runt: This sure is a perfect spot for the 5 of us.

Lunk: Don't forget the rest of our buddies!

Goof: I sure didn't.

Me: Fancy seeing y'all in these here parts.

Dixie: Love the cowboy talk J.D.

Nico: He watches way too many cowboy movies.

Nergal: Is it true that Applejack bought this farm?

May: Of course it is.

William: We couldn't let it fall into Slim's dirty hands.

Kangor: (Jamaican Accent) Good thinking, mon.

Trap Jaw: (to me) Heard you went to the mall this morning.

Me: Sure did.

Beast Man: Get anything good there?

Me: Indeed we did. Rounded up nice clothes for Maria and went to the Saloon for a nice round of viddles on me.

Maria: It was awesome. And we met Ehren and Susanne here. Found them sinking in a Quickrug.

Nergal: A Quickrug?

Eli: A rug that acts like quicksand.

Nergal: Wow!

?: That is crazy!

A figure came out and it was SEE MONSTER from episode 21 of Season 3 of Mighty Morphin!


See Monster was created by Finster. Finster created See Monster by order of Rita. Rita then sent him to Earth. See Monster attacked the Rangers. See Monster wore raincoat. Under his trench coat were his numerous eyes and he could fire energy blasts from his many eyes. His beams caused headache to the Rangers. The Rangers summoned Shogun Zords and See Monster temporarily retreated. Then Rita and Zedd sent See Monster to Angel Grove and enlarged him. The Rangers formed Shogun Megazord and battled the monster. The fight was equal, Megazord reflected the beams of See Monster. But then Rangers blasted him with snow like blasts. He was eventually destroyed by Fire Sword.


Tommy Oliver: See Monster!

See Monster: Been a while rangers.

Me: Fancy that! I remember y'all. You were sent by Rita to destroy them Rangers.

See Monster: That's right J.D. Good memory.

Me: Never missed one episode.

William: So, do you have underwater abilities?

See Monster: No. Why do you ask?

May: Well, your name is Sea Monster.

See Monster: No. It's See Monster! You know? Because of all my eyes.

Maria: I see. Sorry. It's a little confusing with your name and all.

See Monster: Forget about it.

Me: Very confusing title for ya.

See Monster: It happens. We also have a new recruit for you.

A figure came out and he was surfing on a rainbow and it was Roy G. Bivolo A.K.A. RAINBOW RAIDER!


Roy Bivolo, nicknamed "Rainbow Raider" by Caitlin, is an antagonist in the first season of The Flash. He is a meta-human, having gained the power to manipulate emotions.

He is portrayed by Paul Anthony.

Entering the bank, he takes controll over everyone in the bank. While everyone goes berserk, Bivolo enters the vault and steals half a million dollars. He leaves before the Flash arrives and Barry is left to save the civilians from killing each other. As the money has a tracker, the police eventually find Bivolo by use of the tracker and when Barry is informed, a SWAT team is already advancing on him. When cornered by the SWAT, Bivolo causes one of them to feel anger and the SWAT member turns to shoot at the rest. The Flash arrives in time to save the men. The SWAT member is then shot and taken down by Oliver Queen, who alongside the rest of his team has come to Central City to get help in the search for Captain Boomerang. They are however too late to stop Bivolo who escapes in the chaos.

Oliver later gives Barry the name of the meta-human he's tracking. He also trains Barry to be more observant instead of just blindly running into situations. Next to training Barry, Oliver also decides to help Barry in the hunt for Bivolo.

Traffic cameras eventually catch Bivolo entering a building and Barry decides there to go without Oliver. When arriving there, Bivolo is already expecting him, claiming that at the bank he saw in Barry's eyes that Barry would continue to search for him. The Flash grabs Bivolo and pushes him against a wall, but Bivolo's sunglasses fall down in the process. He looks at Barry and manipulates his emotions. Though Barry and the rest of the team initially think that Barry is unaffected, it quickly turns out that Bivolo is not only able to manipulate anger but emotions in general. Due to Barry's metabolism, Bivolo's power works slower on Barry. However, the team fears that this only leads to Barry's anger piling up and that this would only cause Barry to eventually explode even more. This is indeed proven true when Barry attacks Eddie Thawne. Oliver tries to stop him, which leads to a fight between Barry and Oliver. Though Barry seems to be defeating Oliver, Oliver eventually manages to grab hold of Barry and Wells and Joe arrive in a van and, by showing Barry a sequence of flashing colors manage to free Barry from Bivolo's influence.

Bivolo is was eventually defeated by the combined forces of the Flash and the Arrow and imprisoned in the Particle Accelerator prison. Bivolo's control over Barry causes the CCPD to create a task force to stop the Flash as he is now deemed a danger.

When Harrison Wells, revealed to be Eobard Thawne, reactivates the particle accellerator, Barry and his team are forced to move the meta-humans they imprisoned as they would be vaporised by the accellerator elsewhise. They decide to move them to the A.R.G.U.S. facility on Lian Yu. As the CCPD refuses to provide an escort, Barry is forced to team up with Leonard Snart. To move the meta-humans, the team gasses them with a knock out gas and moves them in a truck. During the journey, the meta-humans slowly wake up, unable to use their power.

During the journey, Mardon and Nimbus argue and a fight almost ensues. It's prevented when the truck arrives at the airplace. However, as Snart had previously tampered with the device preventing the metas from using their powers, they soon realise that they can use their powers again. Mardon creates a thunderstorm and the airplane intended to bring the metas to Lian Yu is hit by lightning and crashes. The metas then escape from the truck. While Joe opens fire at the metas, Nimbus becomes gas and attacks Barry whereas Shawna quickly flees the scene. Bivolo uses his power to force Caitlin to attack Cisco while Simmons shoots his lasers at everyone moving. While Barry evades Simmons, Mardon strikes him with a lightning bolt. Before Simmons can finish Barry, he is shot in the face and killed by Snart's cryo-gun, as Snart claims that Simmons owed him money. When Bivolo tries to use his powers on Snart, he is stopped by Lisa who aims her gun at his head.

Snart then adresses the remaining metas, telling them that he made it possible for them to escape. He advises that any of them goes their seperate way, but tells them to remember who saved them from being shipped to Lian Yu. The metas then leave the scene.


Me: Well I'll be dipped in ink and let loose in a coal mine! Roy G. Bivolo who is also Rainbow Raider!

Rainbow Raider: That's right. Pleasure to meet you all and I chose Catherine Lancaster as my archenemy.

Catherine: (British Accent) I'm honored!

Nico: Lets get it on!

We got the usual battles underway.


Right Suzuki (ToQger), Applejack, Apple Bloom, Elemental HERO Grand Neos, Earth Skylanders, Numbuh 1, Numbuh 362, Disk Wars Heroes, Akira Nijino and Numbuh 274 VS The Six Gum Gang - Rescue at the mall and Applejack buying the farm before Slim could


The Six Gum Gang was first.

Wilbur: (to Right) Hard to believe there was a rescue at the mall.

Dixie: At least Applejack bought this farm before Slim could.

Right Suzuki: That's true and it was in the mall of all places which was really cool.

Applejack: And it sure was good thinking of me to buy the farm.

Apple Bloom: It will make an amazing addition to the Apple Family.

Dixie: It sure will and I see y'all have them Elemental Heroes in each group.

Elemental HERO Grand Neos: J.D. said that it's gonna be part of an experiment he has planned for each group. I think this is an excellent idea.

Flashwing: I agree with you there and it's perfect for each group that governs the elemental forces of nature.

Numbuh 1: It sure is awesome.

Numbuh 362: Boy I'll say. It's great.

Akira Akatsuki: It sure is and I think it's perfect for the matchups.

Jessica Shannon: I agree. Also one of these days we should find Wasp an archenemy. She is the only one of the Avengers that doesn't have one.

Disk Wars Wasp: I agree there Jessica.

Goof: We'll have to think of something on that one.

Runt: But J.D. sure did an amazing High Noon Showdown against Slim. He has a great draw like the famous Annie Oakley.

Chris Taylor: He sure is fast with that.

Ed Grant: Nico says that he watches a lot of cowboy movies.

Noriko: But he is awesome like that.

Hikaru Akatsuki: This was one awesome adventure though.

Wilbur: I'll say.

Lunk: Lets get it on!

They fired waves of earth, rock, crystal and energy and smashed them all down.

Right Suzuki: That was awesome!

Applejack: YEEHAW! That was great!


Blake, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Elemental HERO Dark Neos, Dark Skylanders, Grim, Billy, Mandy, ToQgers, Totally Spies Timmy and Totally Spies Alice VS Nergal - Lincoln's Rescue on Ylesia


Nergal was next.

Nergal: (to Blake) I heard Lincoln had a rescue on Ylesia. Is it true that he fought Raditz there?

Blake: It sure was and Raditz is a Saiyan like Nico is.

Nergal: That's true but it's really disappointing that he would turn out like the way he did.

Princess Luna: It most sure is.

Moondust: He gives all brothers everywhere a really bad name. But what shocked me is that Goku took a blast from Piccolo that skewered both Goku and Raditz at the same time. Goku made the ultimate sacrifice to get rid of Raditz. What honor.

Snowdrop: That was a massive sacrifice.

Nergal: He is a true hero.

Gari: Yeah he sure is and Goku died I think twice. One against Raditz and the second against Cell.

Elemental HERO Dark Neos: That's right and that is amazing that he did that. He is a true hero and friend to all.

Blackout: And a great teacher to J.D. and to many.

Grim: (Jamaican Accent) He most sure is mon. We're proud to all be Goku's students.

Billy: That's true.

Mandy: What an amazing hero to us all. He saved the world many times like J.D. and all of us have.

Right Suzuki: Goku was all about testing the full extent of his limits against the most evil and most powerful of all adversaries and he even brought those that threatened the world and the universe down.

Akira Nijino: A true hero and a true warrior.

Nergal: That is right. Lets do it!

ToQgers: TOQ CHANGE!

NOW TRANSFORMING! PLEASE STAND BEHIND THE WHITE LINE!

In a rainbow flash of light they transformed!

TOQ ICH! TOQ NII! TOQ SAN! TOQ YON! TOQ GO! TOQ ROKU! TOQ NANA!

All: THE VICTORIOUS IMAGINATION! RESSHA SENTAI TOQGER!

KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!

A massive rainbow fire explosion went off behind them and they were ready for action!

They fired waves of energy, darkness and magic and smashed him down.

Blake: RIGHT ON!

Princess Luna: A true victory of the night!


Randy Cunningham, Princess Celestia, Elemental HERO Glow Neos, Light Skylanders, Static Shock, Ant Man, Cybertron Menasor and Sideways VS Kangor - Clyde's Rescue in Perfection


Kangor was next.

Kangor: (to Randy) Clyde did a good job in his rescue on Perfection, mon. It's about time he did a rescue of his own!

Randy Cunningham: It sure was awesome to see him go on an amazing rescue like that too!

Princess Celestia: I thought it was so fun! But those Graboids were gross and ugly.

Kangor: I watched the Tremors movies a long time ago mon and those worms were gross.

Spotlight: Yeah and I don't think Lana would want to eat those kinds of worms. She may like worms but those were prehistoric worms that have been around since the Earth's infancy.

Elemental HERO Glow Neos: Precambrian Worms would not fit her very well. Especially if they have eaten people.

Static: You're not kidding there. That would be awful tasting.

Ant Man: You got that right.

Cybertron Menasor: (Irish Accent) I agree with you there too lad.

Kangor: No kidding there mon. Lets do it!

They fired waves of light and lightning and energy and smashed him down.

Randy Cunningham: ALL RIGHT!

Princess Celestia: That was so awesome!


Sydney Burlington, Pinkie Pie, Featherweight, Elemental HERO Chaos Neos, Tech Skylanders, Cyborg 009, Bone Chompy and Broccoli Guy VS Trap Jaw - At least the rescue for me didn't happen on a Star Wars planet this time


Trap Jaw was next.

Trap Jaw: (to Sydney) At least the rescue for J.D. didn't happen on a Star Wars planet this time. Not that there's anything wrong with Star Wars planets.

Sydney: You said it. But seeing all the planets from Star Wars is really amazing and they have amazing landscapes and sceneries.

Pinkie Pie: They sure are amazing! And it's really cool to see so many amazing landscapes.

Featherweight: They sure are amazing.

Elemental HERO Chaos Neos: Those planets are incredible. And we've only begun to scratch the surface of how many planets there are all over the galaxy and the universe.

Sprocket: Who knows how many planets are really out there. It could be an infinite number.

Joe Shimamura: That is true. And we've all been to so many different planets that are really awesome.

Trap Jaw: They sure are cool. What did Ylesia look like?

Sydney: It was a tropical jungle planet and home to the Reeks. Those creatures that look and act like rhinoceroses.

Trap Jaw: Wow that is cool! Lets do it!

They fired waves of gears, metal, lightning and energy and smashed him down.

Sydney: Right on!

Pinkie Pie: BEST USUAL BATTLE EVER!


Nanette Allbright, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Elemental HERO Aqua Neos, Water Skylanders, He-Man, Buzzoff, Beast Boy, Chill Bill and Chompy VS Beast Man - Maggie and her cow friends


Beast Man was next.

Beast Man: (to Nanette) Maggie and her cow friends really are nice animals. And let's not forget about Buck.

Nanette: They sure are amazing and I think the farm that they live on is as amazing as Applejack's farm.

Rarity: It most sure is darling and I think they have amazing qualities.

Sweetie Belle: I think the farm will make a perfect addition and expansion for Sweet Apple Acres.

Elemental HERO Aqua Neos: I agree there. It would be perfect for helping the Pear Family get back together too as well as bring both families together too.

Gill Grunt: That's not a bad idea and Applejack and Apple Bloom's families are both Apple & Pear.

He-Man: I agree there. After everything that happened with both families they deserve to be brought back together.

Buzzoff: I agree there and it would be awesome for them.

Beast Boy: You said it there. Lets do it!

They fired waves of water, ice, jewels and energy and smashed him down.

Nanette: Take that!

Rarity: Rapture darling that was grand!


Sheila Castille, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Elemental HERO Air Neos, Air Skylanders, Spiderman, Emerald Goldenbraid, Eye Five and Eye Scream VS Unicorn - I using the Cowboy talk before in Appleloosa


Unicorn was next.

Unicorn: (to Sheila) This isn't J.D.'s first time using cowboy talk. I remember that he used it before in Appleloosa.

Sheila: He sure did use that talk there and that was so awesome.

Rainbow Dash: Even though J.D. watched way too many cowboy movies, he sure makes an amazing and awesome cowboy.

Scootaloo: Boy he sure does! I think it's so awesome.

Elemental HERO Air Neos: I agree there. It's amazing that all that knowledge on Cowboy movies came in handy for these situations.

Whirlwind: And it fits really perfectly for all this too.

Spiderman: I'll say and I love good cowboy scenarios.

Emerald Goldenbraid: Boy me too. It's awesome.

Unicorn: It sure is. Lets do it!

They fired waves of rainbows, wind and lightning and smashed him down.

Sheila: That was amazing!

Rainbow Dash: That was AWESOME!


Rice Fitzgerald, Twilight Sparkle, Sunny Starscout, Elemental HERO Storm Neos, Magic Skylanders, Iron Man, War Machine, Skyla, Gulper and Grave Clobber VS Simon Maddicks A.K.A. Killer Shrike from Marvel - Erica and Crow dating


Killer Shrike was next.

Killer Shrike: (to Rice) It's about time Erica and Crow started dating! Did you have a movie date with Sean before too?

Rice: As a matter of fact yes we did but it was before our worlds merged. We went and watched Avatar for the 10th Anniversary.

Killer Shrike: One of my all time favorites and we were just on Pandora a couple of days ago.

Twilight Sparkle: Boy we sure were and that was so amazing!

Sunny Starscout: It sure was and it was a beautiful place too.

Elemental HERO Storm Neos: It was really amazing to see Pandora as well as battle there and to race there too.

Spyro: It sure was. Jake is so lucky to know an amazing race like the Na'Vi.

Iron Man: I think it's awesome too.

War Machine: If Pandora's atmosphere wasn't so poisonous we all could live there without any problems.

Skyla: That's true. But it was an amazing sight to see.

Killer Shrike: It sure would be. Lets do it!

They fired waves of energy, magic and wind and smashed him down.

Rice: OH YEAH!

Twilight Sparkle: That was amazing!


Maxxine Stennson, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Elemental HERO Lady Heat, Life Skylanders, Amethyst, Ben, Gwen, Shield Shredder and Swift Foot VS The Mummy from Ben 10 - Hope Slim likes prison food when we're done with him


The Mummy was next.

Mummy (to Maxxine): I hope Slim likes prison food when you guys are done with him. (laughs) Maybe we should make sure said food's from Texas!

They laughed.

Maxxine: Now you're talking! I hope we give him Texas Chum.

They laughed some more.

Fluttershy: That is very funny. I think it would be great to see him eat that stuff.

Tornado Bolt: It would be so funny to see Slim eat raw chum like Sandy did and then have him hurl his guts out!

Elemental HERO Lady Heat: That would be funny to see. I think it would be awesome to see the criminals and people we hate get humiliated by eating chum.

Stealth Elf: That would be awesome. I think the last Icky Vicky rant to close out the year would be perfect for that.

Everyone agreed.

Amethyst: Now that would be an awesome sight to see.

Ben: Boy it sure would be awesome.

Gwen T.: I agree there.

Mummy: Same here. Lets do it!

They fired waves of energy, leaves, flowers and grass and fire and smashed him down.

Maxxine: YEAH BABY!

Fluttershy: That was fun.


Alexis Rhodes, Sunset Shimmer, Pip-Squeak, Elemental HERO Flare Neos, Fire Skylanders, Powerpuff Girls, Minerva Mink, Pam and Crimson VS Femme Fatale - Rainbow Raider is perfect for Catherine because of her being the Rainbow Dragon Gene-Slammer and maybe when we find the other Crystal Beast Gene-Slammers they can be a perfect group with Jesse and Cholan added to the mix


Femme Fatale was next.

Femme Fetale: (to Alexis) Rainbow Raider is perfect for Catherine because of her being a Rainbow Dragon Gene-Slammer. Maybe when we find the other Crystal Beast Gene-Slammers, they can be a perfect group with Jesse and Cholan added to the mix.

Alexis Rhodes: I agree with you there and that would be the perfect group too.

Sunset Shimmer: It sure would. I call that group The Masters of The Crystal Beasts of The 7 Colors of the Rainbow.

Femme Fatale: Ooh not a bad idea.

Pip-Squeak: (British Accent) It has a most amazing ring there.

Elemental HERO Flare Neos: It sure does and that is a really good idea.

Sunburn: It sure is. It has a perfect theme to it and when we find all of the Crystal Beast Gene-Slammers we'll be ready for it.

Blossom: Next one is for Amber Mammoth so we'll search for them.

Bubbles: We sure will.

Buttercup: We just got to know where to look.

Minerva Mink: Yep.

Femme Fetale: We have to know where to look.

Alexis then got green around the gills.

Alexis: Uh oh!

She went to a bush and threw up!

Femme Fatale: Alexis are you all right?

Alexis: Yeah just been feeling sick for the last few days. But I'm all right.

Femme Fatale: Okay. But we'll have to see what's up later. Lets do it!

They fired waves of fire and energy and smashed her down.

Alexis Rhodes: OH YEAH!

Sunset Shimmer: That was so awesome!


Lucca, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Aurora Glimmer, Elemental HERO Darkbright, Undead Skylanders, Powerpuff Girls, Crono, Marle, Khybon, and Ulmar vs Rowdyruff Boys - Starlight Glimmer having her mom back


Rowdyruff Boys were next.

Boomer: (to Lucca) We're glad Starlight Glimmer has her mom back.

Butch: They have a LOT of catching up to do.

Lucca: After everything that she went through with her past and with us that is a total understatement.

Starlight Glimmer: But I'm so happy to have my mom back. J.D.'s dream really helped me out.

Cozy Glow: Boy it sure did and that is amazing.

Aurora Glimmer: I'm just really happy to be back with Starlight.

Elemental HERO Darkbright: We all sure are happy. J.D.'s Dream really came through for many people. It was awesome.

Hex: It sure was amazing.

Blossom: It helped many people in Equestria out.

Crono: Those dreams are amazing too.

Marle: I'll say.

Brick: You got that right! Lets go!

They fired waves of fire, magic, energy, stars and bones and black lightning and smashed them down.

Lucca: Take that!

Starlight Glimmer: That was so fun!


Mighty Morphin Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Nico, Eli and Laney VS See Monster


See Monster was next.

Nico: This is gonna be awesome.

Nico teleported and opened See Monster's safe and in it was a bunch of swords called the Defenders of Miracle City, they're large swords with the symbol of El Tigre, White Pantera, and Puma Loco etched on the 6'5" massive, wide, double-edged blades, large gold angel wings for the crossguards, large red gems for the hilts, longer black handles, and large gold faceted sphere pommels with surrounding red gems. Once in hand, they'll get a massive power and energy increase.

Nico teleported back with them.

Tommy Oliver: Lets do it guys! IT'S MORPHIN TIME!

THUNDERCLAP!

Tommy Oliver: "White Ranger Power!"

Adam Park: "Black Ranger Power!"

Kimberly Ann Hart: "Pink Ranger Power!"

Billy Cranston: "Blue Ranger Power!"

Aisha Campbell: "Yellow Ranger Power!"

Rocky DeSantos: "Red Ranger Power!"

All: "Power Rangers!"

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! MIGHTY MORPHIN!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Mighty Morphin Rangers too!

Nico: AWESOME! Lets get him with the Power Cannon!

The Rangers summoned the Power Cannon and charged it up.

Nico: FIRE!

They fired energy and elemental blasts and the blasts all hit See Monster and he exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

He was dead.

Nico: See Monster you have failed this world.

Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.


Catherine Lancaster and Rainbow Neos VS Rainbow Raider


Rainbow Raider was next.

Rainbow Raider: I'm looking forward to this.

Catherine: Me too. This is gonna be most fun now that I have my own archenemy it's gonna be more fun.

Rainbow Neos: For both of us. Especially when we have Jesse, The Crystal Beasts, Cholan and the Crystal Beast Gene-Slammers with us.

Rainbow Raider: Yes it sure will be. Lets do it!

Rainbow Raider fired a beam of rainbow energy and she dodged it.

Catherine: Try this! RAINBOW REFRACTION!

Catherine fired a beam of rainbow energy and it hit Rainbow Raider and smashed him down.


We regrouped and we were facing Alameda Slim.

Emma: As Woody would say: Reach for the Sky!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! SECRET FORCE FIVE!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the first rangers from 1975!

Nico: Draw pardner!

?: I will make you all of you suffer for what you've done to my associates!

Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting around Lincoln, Linka, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lola and Lexx Loud's legs sisters, the eight large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the eight emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the eight large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the eight large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Loud and Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Lori and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni and Loni Loud's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Luan and Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Laney and Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa and Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily and Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs were glowing, and that means big trouble was coming.

Nico: Uh oh.

Cloud Strife: I was hoping never to hear that voice. You can come out now, Rufus Shinra.

A figure came out, and it was none other than Rufus Shinra, the vice president of the Shinra Electric Power Company and son of President Shinra.

Nicole: So, the vice president of the Shinra Organization has finally shown himself at last.

Nico: So, we've approached the calm before the storm. Cloud, what can you tell us about Rufus Shinra?

Cloud Strife: You won't like what I'll tell you about him, Commander.

Cloud Strife proceeded to tell us about Rufus Shinra, and we weren't going to like him one bit.


Rufus Shinra
Rufus Shinra is the vice president of the Shinra Electric Power Company through Before Crisis -Final Fantasy VII-, Crisis Core -Final Fantasy VII- and Final Fantasy VII, and the president through most of Final Fantasy VII. He is President Shinra's son. He is a major antagonist during Final Fantasy VII and an important supporting character on a majority of its expanded universe.

In Japanese, Rufus's name is usually written ルーファウス (Rūfausu?), however the Final Fantasy VII Official Establishment File writes ルーファス (Rūfasu?) on the title of his page, which is more analogous to the pronunciation of the name "Rufus". The rest of the guide uses the correct name when referring to him. However, there are three instances of dialogue with two men in Kalm who use ルーファス (Rūfasu?). Both characters also use the correct name in other dialogue.

Profile
Appearance
Rufus is a young man with short blond hair and blue eyes. He wears a similar outfit in all his appearances: a white business suit with a matching jacket over a black shirt. In Final Fantasy VII Remake, many new details are added to his suit: his jacket is now folded over akin to a trench coat, and he wears a tie, with a dark gray dress shirt. He wears hakama-styled pants; the pant legs have a fitted interior and a baggy exterior that skirts over with buttons down the front pleat. Belts drape around his wrists and waist akin to himo straps and overall suspenders, and several hang loosely over his long skirt. His weapon of choice is a double-barreled sawed-off shotgun.

For the majority of Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, Rufus covers himself with a long white sheet. His clothing is more simplified, and wears a white leisure suit with a white dress shirt over a black dress shirt, a leather cuirass-like waistcoat that doubles as a bandolier for his shotgun, and black leather dress shoes.

Personality
Rufus is initially portrayed as an enigmatic schemer who does not hesitate killing his enemies. He has no love for his father and plotted to overthrow him, having funded the fledgling eco-terrorist group Avalanche to pressure the president's deposal from behind the curtain. While Rufus shares his father's goals in cementing the Shinra Company's hold on the world, he believes fear is essential to control the populace and even sets up a public execution both to win favor and reassign blame for the company's larceny. Convinced that everything that the Shinra Company produces belongs to him, Rufus taunts Cloud Strife in the remake by claiming that he owns him. Rufus acts fearless even in the face of formidable opponents, always having backup should things go wrong.

Between the events of Final Fantasy VII: On the Way to a Smile, Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children and Dirge of Cerberus -Final Fantasy VII-, Rufus witnesses firsthand the damage the planet sustained due to Shinra's actions. His near-death experiences and time spent seeing what happens on the ground due to his company's actions have softened him. Now speaking in a kinder tone, desiring redemption for his misdeeds, he acknowledges Shinra's part in desecrating—if not nearly decimating—the planet. Wishing to do his part in fixing it, despite Cloud and Avalanche's hand in Shinra's collapse, Rufus shows them no ill-will and tells Cloud about Kadaj and his group despite Cloud rejecting his offer to work together. He retains a manipulative edge by attempting to use Cloud's adopted orphans to get him to cooperate. He displays a sarcastic sense of humor by commenting "a good son would have known" to Kadaj when revealing what he's been concealing under the white sheet he always cloaks himself with.

Rufus is hinted to be the one funding the World Regenesis Organization in Dirge of Cerberus, but still wishes for Shinra to have a dominant hand in world affairs. The city of Edge is built using Shinra's resources, and Rufus had a monument to Meteor placed in the city center to secure Shinra's ownership of Edge in the citizens' minds.

Story
Pre-presidency
In Before Crisis -Final Fantasy VII- Rufus is the main financier for the eco-terrorist group Avalanche, and feeds them information. Along with the other Shinra executives, Rufus takes part in meetings and strategy, and has special access to his father, personally discussing key issues as the second-in-command. Rufus has no interest in the planet's fate while funding Avalanche, rather, he is using the organization to take power from his father. It becomes clear Shinra has a traitor, but initially the informant's identity is not known.

The Turks capture Rufus during the attack on the Old Corel and use him as leverage with President Shinra to save their commander, Verdot, and his daughter, Elfe, the commander of Avalanche. President Shinra saves him while the Turks are out searching for the support materia to cure Elfe and attempting to rescue Verdot. Before the Turks were ordered to be executed for insubordination, Rufus has them spared since Tseng "assassinated" Verdot and Elfe. Rather than being executed or relieved of his position for the attempt of his father's life, Rufus is placed under house arrest within the Turks' hidden headquarters. His absence is covered up as an "extended assignment overseas".

Though Rufus is not seen in person in Crisis Core -Final Fantasy VII-, an email from Kunsel to Zack mentions that Rufus has been promoted to vice president and corporate officer, and had departed on a "long-term business trip", the details unable to be disclosed for "security reasons".

Original continuity
As Shinra president
During Sephiroth's attack on the Shinra Building in Midgar, the Shinra executive Palmer contacts Junon for help. Rufus responds by taking a B1-Alpha Helicopter to Midgar, arriving just after Sephiroth has killed President Shinra. Rufus confronts Avalanche atop the Shinra Building and declares himself as Shinra's new president and his intent to control the planet's populace through fear. Cloud, a mercenary hired by Avalanche, remains to hold Rufus back while the others escape. Rufus battles him using a double-barreled sawed-off shotgun and is accompanied by a guard hound. After seeing he cannot win against Cloud, Rufus falls back to the helicopter.

Rufus decides to pursue Sephiroth and Shinra forces follow his trail across the planet, Rufus traveling with an entourage of Shinra executives. A parade is held on his honor in Junon, celebrating him as the new Shinra president. Unknown to Shinra, Cloud and the rest of Avalanche, who had escaped the Shinra Building in Midgar, partake in the festivities with Cloud disguising himself as a Shinra foot soldier, and is among the soldiers who perform a routine for Rufus's send-off on a cargo ship.

The cargo ship travels from Junon to Costa del Sol, and while Rufus stays in the cabin discussing matters with Heidegger, the head of Shinra's military affairs, Avalanche stows away on the ship disguised as crew. Mysterious events transpire with many crew members killed, and after docking in Costa del Sol, it is determined Sephiroth was onboard alongside Avalanche. Rufus admonishes Heidegger for his failure to catch on to the stowaways before flying off on another helicopter.

Shinra's main airship, the Highwind, is not ready for flight, and after receiving intel that Sephiroth is heading for the Temple of the Ancients, Rufus decides to seize Cid Highwind's Tiny Bronco airplane for faster travel. Cid eagerly expects Rufus's arrival as he mistakes his visit for an announcement of re-launching Shinra's space program, but when he hears Rufus wants his plane he becomes outraged and refuses. Cloud's crew helps Cid escape in the Tiny Bronco, but Rufus has his men shoot it down.

When the Highwind is ready to take off Rufus, Scarlet and Professor Hojo fly to the planet's north pole to investigate the North Crater. They run into Avalanche in a place covered in materia, Shinra deeming it to be the fabled promised land, a land told in Cetra legend to be a land full of Spirit Energy. Rufus and the other Shinra executives are forced to flee when the Weapons emerge from the crater when Sephiroth summons the Meteor, but in the chaos they capture two Avalanche members: Tifa and Barret.

Rufus wants to have the two publicly executed to help calm the panic from the looming Meteor. His plans are foiled when Sapphire Weapon attacks Junon and blasts a hole in the gas chamber, Tifa and Barret escaping on the Highwind that has been stolen by Avalanche.

Determined to not give up, Rufus plans to destroy Meteor with the Shinra No. 26 rocket and send in the Shinra Army to the North Crater to kill Sephiroth in the Great Sephiroth Plan. The plan to blow up the Meteor fails, but Rufus has the Sister Ray mako cannon moved from Junon to Midgar to destroy the barrier surrounding the crater that protects Sephiroth. As he launches the cannon, Diamond Weapon approaches Midgar and fires at the metropolis. The salvo of attacks hits on-level with the president's office from which Rufus was overseeing the operation. Due to the damage no one can reach the office to find a body, so he is presumed dead and Shinra descends into chaos. Scarlet and Heidegger go rogue, but are killed by Avalanche, and the Turks abandon their objectives. The opening of Dirge of Cerberus -Final Fantasy VII- reveals that Rufus survived, and was loaded into a helicopter during Meteorfall.

Post-crisis
Rufus and the Turks are the central characters in On the Way to a Smile "Episode: Shinra". Rufus escaped death in Diamond Weapon's attack by using a hidden tunnel his father had built for when Rufus would need it and took refuge in Kalm. Mütten Kylegate takes Rufus prisoner while the Turks are away and interrogates him. Rufus reveals his plan to construct the city of Edge in the east of Midgar, using the remains of the fallen buildings and the corrupted roads.

After Kilmister helps him escape, Rufus helps him recover Professor Hojo's research from Midgar to learn the origins of Geostigma, a new disease that now plagues the populace, which Kilmister knows is connected to Jenova. Though Kilmister is eventually killed, Rufus still orders the Turks to locate Jenova's remains and keep them safe from being used by others.

After Meteorfall, many began referring to Rufus by the unflattering nickname of "Doofus Shinra".

Geostigma crisis
In Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, Rufus invites Cloud to see him. He has been under the Turks' protection for two years, living with them in the Healen Lodge. He appears wheelchair-bound, and covers himself with a white sheet to supposedly hide his Geostigma, as he appears to be in the disease's final stages. Renouncing his past cruelty, Rufus explains the near-death experience opened his eyes to the truth and that he now desires to undo the chaos his company had brought onto the world. The Turks' search of the North Crater after Sephiroth's defeat yielded no result, but they were interrupted by Kadaj and his gang. Rufus tells Cloud everything he knows about them, offering Cloud to work with him. Cloud refuses, and despite Rufus nearly persuading him by reminding Cloud of the orphans he now helps take care of, Reno's sudden reminder that together they would rebuild Shinra prompts Cloud to leave.

Cloud, his friends, Rufus and the Turks fight the remnants of Sephiroth, Sephiroth's avatars born from the lifestream who want to reunite with Jenova's remains so Sephiroth can be reborn. Rufus meets the remnants' leader, Kadaj, several times as he is looking for Jenova, but feigns ignorance of the being's whereabouts. Kadaj brings his possessed horde of Geostigma-infected children to Edge to find Jenova and summons Bahamut SIN to tear down the Meteor monument Shinra had erected, presuming Jenova's remains being hidden there. As Rufus and Kadaj watch the showdown from a tall building, Rufus removes the sheet and stands up. The progression of his Geostigma is not nearly as advanced as he had pretended, the sheet instead having concealed Jenova's remains from Kadaj of which Rufus had been holding onto the whole time.

Rufus throws Jenova's container off the building's ledge. When Kadaj plunges after it, Rufus follows suit and pulls out his shotgun and shoots at the box. He is caught in the net thrown by Tseng and Elena, but Kadaj collects Jenova's remains, upset the container was damaged. Kadaj escapes to the ruins of Midgar where he absorbs Jenova's remains to become Sephiroth, but is defeated by Cloud and dissolves back into the lifestream.

Rufus is cured of Geostigma when Aerith Gainsborough calls down healing rain, prolonging the life of the Shinra family and his chance for further redemption.

In the new opening scene for Advent Children Complete, after Kadaj asks Rufus why mankind bothers to constantly rebuild after destroying everything they make, Rufus says people rebuild to "gild the past" and rid themselves of a recent problem. Kadaj assumes Rufus means Geostigma, something he says Shinra brought upon the planet. Kadaj says Rufus fears the past. Rufus objects, and says it is simply because he is forgetful. Rufus also explains to Cloud that Sephiroth's will in the lifestream is what causes Geostigma, rather than the mako energy, as the populace believes.

Deepground conflict
It is hinted in Dirge of Cerberus -Final Fantasy VII- that Rufus is secretly funding the World Regenesis Organization headed by Reeve Tuesti, who had a feeling his mysterious benefactor was someone who owed "a debt to the planet" (nearly quoting Rufus's words to Cloud from Advent Children word for word). His signature white jacket is seen in the opening of Dirge of Cerberus as Rufus is being loaded onto an emergency transport while Yuffie is evacuating a sector of Midgar during Meteorfall.

Remake continuity
During Cloud, Barret and Tifa's infiltration of the Shinra Building to save their friend Aerith, Rufus contacts Tseng of the Turks, prompting Reno and Rude to retrieve him via helicopter. As they approach the Shinra Building, they down the Avalanche HQ helicopter sent out to extract Barret Wallace's cell from the roof of the building. Cloud, a mercenary working with Avalanche, tells the others to escape while he stays behind to deal with Rufus. Rufus is amused at Cloud's bravado and remarks that Cloud's former affiliation with SOLDIER, Shinra's elite military force, means that he owns him. Cloud overpowers Rufus and his guard hound, disarming Rufus of his guns, and Rufus retreats via helicopter.

Rufus returns after Avalanche escapes the building and officially takes over the position of CEO, as his father, President Shinra, has just been killed by Sephiroth. Although unfazed over the murder, the mysterious happenings, Sephiroth's return from the dead and Cloud and his friends' involvement trouble Rufus. The building is swarmed by flying cloaked beings, puzzling Rufus further, especially when no one else seems able to see them. When Heidegger addresses him as VP Rufus ignores him, until Tseng calls to him with "President", annoying Heidegger.


When Cloud Strife was finished, we were disgusted by Rufus Shinra's crimes.

Me: What in tarnation!? Rufus' crimes and personality remind us all too well of the Evil Sasukes we've been killing.

Nico: You said it, Colonel, along with what happened with Chandler before you removed his dark side.

Chandler: Yes, and when I look at him, I'm reminded of what my dark side forced me to do, and just like Dark Chandler, Rufus Shinra has no love for anyone except himself.

Kion: Exactly, and I've had it with Rufus to last an eternity.

Suddenly, Kion's orange-brown eyes turned neon amber, and he was surrounded by a red and gold energy aura with flames and lions surrounding him, he then unholstered his Defender of The Circle of Life Keyblade from his back, and as he approached Rufus Shinra, he left red and gold energy, flames, and lions with every step.

Kion: Rufus Shinra, the crimes you have committed against the innocent can never be forgiven, in the name of The Lion Guard and Team Loud Phoenix Storm, you are hereby sentenced to death for your evil deeds.

Then, Kion let out a loud roar as he was surrounded by a massive vortex of red and gold energy with flames surrounding it, there were lions running around the vortex, and inside the vortex was a gold phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Kion emerged, but he was changed forever.

Kion gained an anthropomorphic form and he grew to 7'0" in height, he now has abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, he has beautiful neon orange-brown eyes and a red and gold energy aura with flames and lions surrounding him, he has a longer mane of red hair with golden highlights, he has a lion holding the Fire Kanji in its paws emblazoned on his forehead, he has on lion earrings with the Fire Kanji in its paws and a necklace with a lion holding the Fire Kanji in its paws for the pendant across his bare chest, he has the Mark of the Night Pride on his right shoulder and it was in the same colors as The Mark of The Guard. Kion has massive gold angel wings with red tips on the large gold feathers, and his tail grew a little longer.

Kion has on his new large cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with red gems on his wrists, and he also has on the same clothes as Me, Lincoln, Lynn Sr., Liam, Duke Lincoln, Loki, Loni, Luke, Lane, Larry, Leif, Lexx, Levi, Leon, Bobby Santiago, Lynn Jr., and Timon, but his version of He Man 2002's loincloth is red, he has on long red trenchcoat flaps with lions and flames on the coattails held up by his new Belt of Elemental Bravery with large red gem for the belt buckle on his waist, and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, he has large red weighted bands on his large biceps and thighs, large black jeans with orange flames on the legs, and large black leather ankle-high combat boots with silver armor on the toes. The massive, wide, double-edged blade of Kion's Defender of The Circle of Life Keyblade grew to 6'5" in length and it turned red and the long black handle grew a little longer.

Kion had a lion and phoenix with flames tattooed on his wider and more muscular back. There's a red kanji right below the lion and phoenix that said, "Kion, Courageous Leader of The Lion Guard, Loving Son of Simba and Nala, Loving Brother of Kiara and Kovu, Loving Grandson of Mufasa, Protector and Defender of The Pride Lands, Friend to Many, Slayer of Evil, Protector of The Circle of Life, Destroyer of Scar's Dark Ambitions, and Master of Fire and Lions."

キオン、ライオンガードの勇気あるリーダー、シンバとナラの愛する息子、キアラとコブの愛する兄弟、ムファサの愛する孫、プライドランドの保護者と擁護者、多くの友人、悪の殺し屋、生命の輪の保護者、スカーの暗い野心の破壊者、そして火とライオンのマスター

Kion has transformed into SUPER ANGEL 750,000,000,000 PRIDELANDS FIRESTORM LION ANGEL OF JUSTICE AND HOPE!

We were amazed by Kion's Super Angel 750,000,000,000 transformation, including all of our friends from the Pride Lands. But, when Rufus Shinra saw it, he fell into a murderous rage.

Simba: Whoa, Kion's transformed?! That's so awesome!

Nico: You got that right, Simba. (To Kion) Kion, how do you feel?

Kion: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Firestorm and Jungle Justice) I feel incredible, Commander, and now, I'm going to put an end to this monster once and for all.

Simba: Son, show that Shinra mook no mercy!

Kion: With pleasure, Dad.

Kion went at Rufus Shinra, and he fired powerful blasts of red and gold energy, fire, and lions made of pure fire, and they explode with incredible power as they hit Rufus Shinra. Then, he slashed at the heartless Shinra vice president in the chest with his Keyblade and claws, and he'd screamed in pain. But, the pain got even worse when Kion slashed off Rufus Shinra's arms.

Kion: And now, this is the end for you, Rufus Shinra. LION PRIDE FIRESTORM FURY!

Kion fired lions made of pure fire, and as they pounced on Rufus Shinra, they tore him limb from limb, and his body was burned to ashes, and his spirit was Super Hakaied forever. We cheered wildly for what Kion did as he holstered his massive Defender of The Circle of Life Keyblade on his wider and more muscular back and powered down, and his new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, and angel wings were permanent.

We then went up to Kion, and hugged him.

Me: Boy howdy, Kion, that was so awesome!

Kion: Thanks, J.D. And now, tomorrow, we approach the final act.

Simba: That's right, son. Once word reaches President Shinra of Rufus' death, it'll draw him out and he'll be wanting revenge on us.

Nico: But, the one thing waiting for him is Judgement Day.

Simba: You got that right, Commander, and I'll make sure President Shinra pays dearly for what he's done, and we'll make sure the Shinra Organization is reduced to eternal ruin.

We then set our sights on Alameda Slim.

We went at him and pulverized him all over.

KROW BIFF SMASH CHOMP WHOMP THWOMP BIFF KICK BLANG THUMP BOOM BLAM SMACK CRASH ZOINK THOTH BONK!

Slug, Linka, Metal and Rampage used the Earth and Animatron Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Slug's fire, Linka's powers and Metal Man's weapons and sawblades and Rampage's Thermal Sword 100-fold.

G1 Slug and Linka: LIGHTNING FIRESTORM BLAST!

Metal Man and G1 Rampage: BUZZSAW THERMAL BLADESTORM!

Applejack, Apple Bloom, Thunderbird Apple, Lightning Fritter, Tender Tap, Frozen Fright, Apple Fritter, Big Mac, Sugar Belle, Granny Smith, Apple Rose, Goldie Delicious, Bright Mac, Pear Butter, Cheerilee, Strawberry Sunrise, Blue Raspberry, Grand Pear, Rockhoof, Cocoa Axe, Steela Oresdotter, Autumn Blaze, Coloratura, Yona the Yak, Earth Skylanders and Albert Heinrich: ORCHARD FIRESTORM MEGABLAST!

They fired waves of lightning, fire and buzzsaws and fruit.

Applejack, Tuddrussel, Maggie (HOTR), Rattle Shake and Wrecking Crew: HONESTY MEGABLAST BURST!

They fired waves of energy and apples.

Lincoln: WESTERN FILM ELEMENTAL STYLE: WILD WILD WEST (1999)

Sari Sumdac: WESTERN FILM LIGHTNING STYLE: THE TREASURE OF THE SIERRA MADRE! (1948)

R. Mika: WESTERN FILM LIGHT STYLE: THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY! (1966)

Menat: WESTERN FILM STAR STYLE: STAGECOACH! (1939)

Jessica Shannon: WESTERN FILM STING STYLE: HIGH NOON! (1952)

Frosta: WESTERN FILM ICE STYLE: UNFORGIVEN! (1992)

Perfuma: WESTERN FILM NATURE STYLE: TRUE GRIT! (2010)

Entrapta: WESTERN FILM LIGHTNING STYLE: A FISTFUL OF DOLLARS! (1964)

Julie Makimoto: WESTERN FILM EARTH STYLE: RIO BRAVO! (1959)

Toph: WESTERN FILM EARTH STYLE: THE SEARCHERS! (1956)

Yuna: WESTERN FILM WATER STYLE: ONCE UPON A TIME IN THE WEST! (1968)

Nanami: WESTERN FILM WATER STYLE: JOHNNY GUITAR! (1954)

Hilda: (British Accent) WESTERN FILM FIRE STYLE: DEADWOOD: THE MOVIE! (2019)

Tatsumaki: WESTERN FILM WIND STYLE: SWEETGRASS! (2009)

Mai Shiranui: WESTERN FILM FIRE STYLE: THE WILD BUNCH! (1969)

Hana Uzaki: WESTERN FILM LIGHTNING STYLE: 3:10 TO YUMA! (2007)

Shantae: WESTERN FILM MAGIC STYLE: BLAZING SADDLES! (1974)

Akko: WESTERN FILM MAGIC STYLE: THE MAGNIFICENT SEVEN (1960)

They fired elemental blasts and they formed into said movies.

Lincoln and his harem: WESTERN FILM FINAL SMASH: HIGH NOON EXPLODING BULLET BARRAGE!

They fired exploding elemental bullets from their elemental guns at Alameda Slim which explode on contact!

KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!

Alameda Slim was knocked down and we tied him up and he was sent to prison for life.

Maggie (HOTR): Thanks for your help, guys.

Unicorn: Don't sweat it, Maggie.

Killer Shrike: Slim's not gonna dirty anymore lands with his presence again.

Mummy: No, he won't.

Femme Fetale: So, what now?

Aligned Grimlock: Well, when me, Bumblebee, and the rest of our team first defeated Terrashock, we did what cowboys did and rode off into the sunset.

Brick: You know what? Let's do that!

Nico: Lets do it!

We got on our horses and rode off like the Lone Ranger! YEEHAW!

Maggie (HOTR): (To the Viewers) This was one amazing adventure y'all. Hope you liked it as much as we did.

We had the farm moved to Ponyville and it was now an expansion of Sweet Apple Acres as a farm for the Pears. We went back home and enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep.

THE END


Another awesome fanfic done.

Home On The Range was a great movie from 2004 and it was really awesome and funny. Never saw the movie but it was really awesome from what I heard about it. The first part was for the mall and that was a crazy but awesome rescue. The second part was on the planet Ylesia from Star Wars and that was a cool one as we faced Raditz, The rescue for Clyde was for the movie Tremors and that was a good one. NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Etstheclarencefan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys. The next rescue for me is gonna be on the planet Valo from Star Wars and we're going to meet a Crystal Beast Amber Mammoth Gene-Slammer named Sandra Thompson and a Lana, Lightsworn Prophet and they are going to help us go after Flip who was brought back to life and is on the planet Valo. Me, Eli, Arrietty, Nene, Allie Wilde, Maria, Marie, Nicole Chan, Qin, Erica, Ellie, Lillian, Megan, Nora Venice, Simone, Miranda, Gina Pele, Lola Namiko, Nelanie, Warrior Lady of The Wasteland, Natalie Griffin, Maiden of The Aqua, Syrus, Dark Magician Girl, Rey, Lina, Kia, Jenna, Adagio Dazzle, Aria Blaze, Sonata Dusk and the Hitmonchan Gene-Slammer are going to face Flip and we're going to send him back to prison. He just will NEVER LEARN and also Adagio, Aria and Sonata are going to transform in that one so I'll need the transformation sequences for that one please. The next rescue for Lincoln is gonna be on the planet Tuffle from Dragonball GT and we're going to rescue not only the next girls but I'm going to face Baby the parasite. Get ready for a blisteringly hot race as we race across the volcanically hot lava river surface of the volcanic planet Mustafar and that is gonna be wicked!

See you all tomorrow