In the frozen and freezing cold wastelands of Antarctica, Me, Eli, Arrietty, Nene, Allie Wilde, Maria, Marie, Nicole Chan, Qin, Erica, Ellie, Lillian, Megan, Nora Venice, Simone, Miranda, Gina Pele, Lola Namiko, Nelanie, Warrior Lady of The Wasteland, Natalie Griffin, Maiden of The Aqua, Syrus, Dark Magician Girl, Rey, Lina, Kia, Jenna, Kate Lloyd, Maya Kona the Venusmon Gene-Slammer, Taranee Cook and the Carolyn Hope the Dialga Gene-Slammer were there to do another rescue. But this time it's gonna be around a visit with a very familiar and very gruesome nightmare that Kate knows ALL TOO WELL.

Carolyn Hope: Kate, if you're still haunted by this, you can go back to the Estate.

Kate Lloyd: Don't worry Carolyn. I've conquered my inner demons from The Thing and I'm no longer afraid. The nightmares still linger but I'm okay now.

Me: That's good Kate.

Eli: I'm scared J.D.

Me: It's all right bro. You'll be fine.

Lina: Why are we down here in Antarctica?

Me: Right some of you don't know this. The rescue is gonna be part of where we go up against the gruesome and horrifying shape-shifting alien monster called The Thing. The Thing is a horrifying shape-shifting alien monster that can imitate lifeforms perfectly. Kate has had a horrifying experience and ordeal with it.

I went over what the Thing was and what happened to her at Thule Station.


The Thing is the titular main antagonist and the alias given to the hostile alien creature featured in the 1938 short story Who Goes There? by the late John W. Campbell, that (compared to the deviated story of the 1951 film The Thing from Another World) was made into a 1982 live-action film by John Carpenter, followed by a prequel released in 2011.

Initially appearing as a single being, every cell in The Thing's body is autonomous and independent, capable of creating more of said monsters through assimilation, parasitism, and infection. In addition, every spawned monster looks radically different and none of them have a definite shape that can be called a "true form". Ultimately, the Thing's true body and form are a mystery as it most appears as whomever it impersonates.

In the 1951 film, it was played by the late James Arness. In the 1982 film, it was played by the late wolfdog actor Jed and its vocal sound effects were provided by Alan Howarth.

Description and Traits

In nature, the Thing is basically an ambush predator, isolating a potential victim or threat to consume and assume its form. In certain cases, usually when exposed or the person it assimilated is fatally inflicted, the Thing will discard all caution and defend itself by manifesting features that may be of its natural form, including tendrils, claws, and mouths. However, the Thing's most dangerous aspect is its cells, each a functional life form that can become independent from the main body when severed by force or separate to facilitate assimilation and self-preservation. For this reason, it is necessary to destroy the body down to the cellular level, with incineration being an effective method.

Behavior and Intelligence

The Thing has only assimilation and self-preservation in mind, as it will selfishly save itself or even attack other forms of its manifestation/progeny in order to avert attention and suspicion. When The Thing is left alone with a suitable target, it will begin to split open and fire out tendrils, which grab the target and begin to assimilate it. In certain cases after discovery or high chance of discovery, The Thing will sometimes perform "divide and conquer" tactics, as in the case of the assimilated Edward which split up into three separate forms: One on his hand quickly detached and animated itself before engaging and assimilating Jonas, another limb scuttled away soon after detaching for potential assimilation in a safer location, and the main body of the Edvard thing killed Derek and successfully assimilated Adam Finch, resulting in a form of The Thing named Split-Face. This is also performed, albeit much less successfully, by the Norris-Thing. When exposed, Things will react depending on how big they are compared to the threat. Smaller Things will generally attempt to escape and ambush prey when the individual is more vulnerable. However, a larger Thing will usually attack prey head-on and attempt to overwhelm any hostiles instead of escaping, although if it has not completely lost its cover, it will attempt to flee.

The Thing's intelligence depends on the size of their manifestations: Smaller ones are quite stupid, dimwitted, nonsensical, and reckless while the larger ones (especially those that imitate a human) are quite cunning, manipulative, and formidably calculating. For example, Norris's mutated head foolishly let itself seen by MacReady and his friends while scuttering away from them, resulting in its incineration. Because The Thing can acquire the memories and knowledge of those who it previously assimilated, they can use said memories and knowledge for their advantage, though only larger manifestations of The Thing are more capable of doing so: the Thing Beast who had assimilated Sander was capable of taking control of the UFO which brought it to Earth while the assimilated Blair, on the other hand, built a makeshift UFO and was aware of how dynamite works as when ambushing Macready; it disposed of the detonator before revealing itself to confront him. However, this does not always apply to all larger manifestations of Thing Beasts: Rapture-type Thing Beasts (see below) have no intention of hiding themselves from view, as well as not manifesting useful appendages that supposedly give them advantage in battle like legs, and their chosen forms act primarily with little intelligence. A plausible explanation of this is likely that Rapture-type Thing Beasts' own overconfidence against their foes is so great that they believe mobility to evade their foes' attacks is unnecessary due to their formidable but stationary form.

When exposed, The Thing would attack anyone on sight to save itself. This somewhat serves as their psychological weakness due to their aggressive mood blinding them from serious threats that their foes unexpectedly posed on them: The Thing who manifested from assimilated Juliette recklessly attempted to kill Kate and the others as soon as it unveiled its true form which ironically led to its incineration. Should it survive the ordeal from its foes/preys and manage to hide, The Thing would regain its composure in order to use their original intelligence once again: When Split-Face Thing confronted Sam, it hesitated upon noticing his flamethrower.

The Thing's ability to interact with plant-based life-forms is largely unknown. Its only interaction with plant-based life was in the form of wood/clothing fibers. It cannot absorb these as noted by MacReady, which could suggest an inability to absorb plant cells or dead cells. The Things themselves are also remarkable Master Manipulators to a certain degree, not only because they incite paranoia among their foes and victims alike but are also not shown eating or drinking beyond living humans or dogs, and it also leaves the bodies of killed humans or dogs untouched even though there is usable biomass, implies that it understands that potential hosts will react strangely to the presence of someone they know to be deceased. Possible other reasons why it is never seen assimilating fresh corpses are either that it is only able to assimilate living victims or is aware that missing dead bodies would arouse suspicion.

In another feat of reasoning, a Thing destroyed a test that would have lead to its exposure, demonstrating awareness of biology and medical practices that would have exposed it. Interestingly, the second time this same method was proposed as a test, the Thing had seemingly preempted the idea, despite the fact that the Thing that had arrived at the second base was spawned long before the first test was thought of and was in a non-human form. This led to the theory of shared consciousness between Things, especially as the second sabotage was far harder to pull off covertly while sowing seeds of misdirection that exposed its presence.

Biography The Thing (1982) and The Thing (2011) " Get the hell away! That's not a dog, it's some sort of thing! It's imitating a dog, it isn't real! GET AWAY YOU IDIOTS! „ ~ Lars frantically warning in the Norweigian language to R.J. MacReady's crew before his death.

The depiction of The Thing from these two modern movies is a lot more faithful to the original novella description than the 1951 counterpart.

Its origin is a mystery, the Thing itself crash-landed in a spacecraft within the icy fields of Antarctica 100,000 years ago and was frozen attempting to escape. However, in 1982, the spacecraft and the Thing were found by a team of American and Norwegian explorers/researchers under Dr. Sander Halvorson from Thules station, who hired Columbia University paleontologist Kate Lloyd to take a sample of the creature's blood as it was brought to the base in a block of ice. But later that evening, the Thing bursts from the ice and kills Lars' Alaskan Malamute, Jed while ingesting Henrik before it was burned alive. However, an autopsy of the scorched alien corpse reveals that its cells are still alive and in the process of assimilating Henrik.

When Kate realizes the Thing already might have had assimilated others, she places the base on quarantine to weed out the Thing based on those who still have metal fillings in their teeth and such, after her initial plan of weeding out the monster through blood sample tests had been sabotaged by The Thing. Due to The Thing's ability to imitate, emulate, mimic and appear exactly like any of the research members, paranoia began to set in. Eventually, the majority of the research team were infected and incinerated before Sander, having been infected, made a run for the spaceship. Kate and Sam Carter, the only two surviving crew members, chased Sanders to the alien UFO where Kate and Carter got separated. Kate eventually managed to pursue and kill the monster and heavily damage the ship beyond any repair. After reuniting with Carter, Kate resolved herself to catch him off guard and incinerated him when she discovered that the earring he previously wore was missing and pointed to the wrong ear when confronted. When Carter was set aflame he emitted an inhuman scream, another evidence that Carter was The Thing. After this, Kate was left all alone, leaving her fate unknown.

Meanwhile, back at the Thules station, Lars' dog (having been infected and lying low until the time was right) made its way to an American Antarctic research station with Lars attempting to kill it before he was shot by Lt. Garry, the station commander. Helicopter pilot R.J. MacReady and Dr. Copper fly to the Norwegian's camp, finding the charred remains of the various Things included the burnt yet preserved corpse that was the station's commander Edvard Wolner after it assimilated Sander's assistant Adam Finch.

After the two-faced corpse was brought to the base, the Americans realize the Thing's presence too late when Lar's dog was placed in a kennel with the station's sled dogs and attempted to assimilate them all. After Childs incinerated the creature, with the team finding the ruins of the spacecraft; the autopsy done by Blair confirmed the Thing's nature as he later proceeded to trap everyone on the base and kill the remaining dogs so no one could leave until the Thing was truly dead before being locked in a tool shed by the others as they devised a way to weed out the Thing by using its autonomous cells to weed out the assimilated. By the time that McReady and the other normal humans remained, they learned that Blair got assimilated and was building a small escape craft. Realizing that the Thing might also intentionally freeze itself to wait for a rescue team in the spring, MacReady resolved to kill it with dynamite around the complex. After the Blair-Thing was killed, with Garry and Nauls killed off prior, MacReady found Childs with both thinking that the other got assimilated before seeing no point in distrusting each other as they would die of frost within hours.

In Video Games

In the 2002 videogame "The Thing", which serves as a sequel for the 1982 film and set 3 months after the events of the film, it is revealed that The Thing is still alive and waiting for more victims to absorb and kill. This time, there are more numerous manifestations of this alien lifeform at once and worse, everything becomes more complicated as most of them have been captured as a means of being repurposed into bioweapons by Gen Inc. Things went wrong, however, following their escape: Whitley, the mastermind behind the experiment to modify The Thing into bioweapons, has injected himself with Cloud virus, a viral agent based on the Thing's cells with which he plans to infect the whole planet. Fortunately, Blake (the protagonist of the game) foils his plan and destroys him with the help of MacReady, the sole survivor of the 1982 film, before he has a chance to infect the rescue team.

In the videogame, The Thing was regarded more like a viral organism that has the ability to replicate the original biological entity, including their clothing. This is likely due to the fact that in said game, The Thing had further developed its ability which intrigued Gen Inc. enough to begin experimenting on it.

Variants In-Game Scuttlers

A form of Thing that has assimilated and formed from mutilated body parts (often from those whom are already assimilated by the Thing's cells). These autonomous small Things' primary transformation involves manifesting teeth, arachnid-like limbs, and also a pair of strong hind legs that enable them to leap toward the non-assimilated lifeforms. Aside from leaping, they could either attack by biting or spitting digestive fluid as a projectile. They could be crippled easily with a few shots from guns before being finished by a single blast from a flamethrower. They were inspired by a mutated form of Norris's head after he was mutated by the Thing's cells.

Scuttler Pods

A form of Thing that is basically a fleshy, blob-like biomass that is immobile but dangerous due to manifesting Scuttlers as means of defense. Their prime weakness is the inability of moving combined with having no alternate means of defense. They can be destroyed by blasts from flamethrowers and a variety of firearms.

Walkers

Form of Thing that manifests as a humanoid monster with a deformed torso, deformed claw hands, and insectoid legs that were formerly humanoid ones. Their early forms were brutish, muscular monsters with a huge, transparent hole in their torso.

Imitations

Imitations are a form of Thing that was previously introduced in the films. They perfectly assumed their victim's appearance and were able to transform to their mutated form when their potential victims lowered their guard. For the game incarnations, they tend to retain some elements of their hosts' appearance like clothes that are still intact though their limbs are a in mutated state, similar to the mutated Palmer in the 1982 film.

Dog Beasts

Thing beast that is similar to the mutated form of Lar's dog as both formerly had assimilated dogs. Unlike the latter, Dog Beasts still retain their limbs (though said bodyparts also mutated to the point where they could support their weight as well as enable them to run at tremendous speed).

Ruptures

They are a form of huge Thing that takes up an entire room or even be part of the room integrated into the architecture. Typically, they have human forms embedded in them and attack with tentacles, teeth and fluids. They are immobile and confined to the location in which they are met, which made them vulnerable due to the inability of avoiding their enemies' attacks.

Weaknesses and Countermeasures

Though their deadly capacities in assimilation and other abilities made The Thing a villainous, threatening force to deal with, there are a number of methods that can be done to expose them:

The Thing cannot assimilate non-organic components (for example, tooth fillings or prosthetics) on the victims. So, when one notices one of their friends not wearing any earrings/tooth fillings/prosthetics/other non-organic components that are embedded/put on their body, they likely have been previously assimilated into a manifestation of The Thing. This method is the least effective in exposing a Thing's manifestation.

Blood Tests: There are three types of blood test that can be done to differentiate regular lifeforms and the assimilated ones which actually are a Thing in disguise:

Blood serum test: A suspected imitation's blood is mixed with uncontaminated blood; which will hypothetically react if the creature is an impostor. This has yet to be proven effective, as The Thing quickly destroyed stored sacks of uncontaminated blood to avoid suspicion.

Hot needle test: When a sample of disguised Thing's blood is burned with a hot needle, the blood would jump away from the needle. If the blood sample was taken from an unassimilated person, the blood would simply burn.

Blood Test Hypo tool: More advanced version of the previous method, where this device extracted a suspected person's blood and it mixed the said blood with a stored chemical agent. As before, the blood would animate and make an attempt to escape, but failed as the chemical agent killed it.

Aside from the means of exposing a disguised Thing listed above, the methods to killing them are:

Electrocution: Electrocution works against The Thing as the method would fry it's cells as seen in Who Goes There?, as well as implied by a Thing's manifestation from Norris's body which suddenly reacts by chomping on Chopper's hands when the latter tries to electrocute him.

Explosives: Explosives can obliterate a Thing completely, blowing it to pieces and effectively weakening the larger Thing beasts before their remains are incinerated.

Incineration: Incineration can kill a Thing manifestation as fire would destroy it on a cellular level, but this is mostly effective on medium- to smaller-sized Thing manifestations, as larger ones had a chance to survive albeit incapacitated, as proved when part of the Split-Face Thing survived in spite of being heavily injured by Kate's flamethrower.

The last two known weaknesses that The Thing possessed are:

As previously mentioned before, upon being exposed, a Thing manifestation would angrily attack and assimilate anyone on sight which gives their foes an opening. The Thing had a limit in maximum size expansion during the assimilation process; if they grew too large during the assimilation process, it would transform them into a boiling mass of flesh and random body parts. In this state, they were hindered by their immobility, which made them vulnerable.


When I was finished everyone was shocked and horrified at what happened.

Allie Wilde: That is awful!

Arrietty: I didn't know that happened to you Kate.

Maya Kona: Yeah that must've been extremely traumatizing.

Kate Lloyd: It was. But thanks to J.D. and everyone I am free of my demons with the Thing. The Nightmares still haunt me but I'm okay.

Me: That's good.

Carolyn Hope: As long as you are not going to be scared.

Carolyn concentrated and groaned as her hair fell out.

Me: When we go inside Outpost 31 we have to be ready for anything.

Eli: Okay.

Me: This is a creature that is composed of over 10,000,000 aliens put into it.

Eli: Whoa!

Carolyn turned into DIALGA!

We arrived at Outpost 31.

Me: Here we are.

We went in.

Kate Lloyd: Something wrong, Maria?

Maria: I'm just thinking about what we were told about the Live Action Transformers World. The whole mess about the Autobots being betrayed by humanity was similar to how the

public temporarily turned against us during the 20 Days of Darkness.

Me: I know. That was crazy.

We went into the lab and we saw Blair, Fuchs and Copper doing an autopsy on a man and a gross monstrosity that was found found. They were happy to see us.

Copper: Hey guys!

Me: Good to see you again doc. You too Blair and Fuchs.

Fuchs: What brings you all here?

Me: Strange story.

Blair: Well we could use your help again. Kate you're looking great.

Kate Lloyd: Thanks Blair.

Me: This guy looks normal from the looks of things.

Copper: Yep. No drugs, no alcohol, nothing.

Eli: Nothing wrong with him though

Blair was looking at the ugly creature and he cut it open and pulled out some of its organs and it was gross.

Blair: Well, what we got here is what appears to be in any way a normal set of internal organs.

Me: They sure look normal to me.

Eli: Me too.

Lina: Gross.

Simone was helping him.

Blair: Heart, Lungs, Kidneys, Liver, Intestines. They seem to be normal.

Me: Yuck. It sure is ugly-looking.

Kate L.: No kidding.

Gina Pele: That is gruesome.

We were playing pool and cards in the Rec Room. Bennings yelped and he saw a dog go underneath him.

Bennings: Clark will you put this mutt with the others where he belongs?

Clark: Yeah, okay.

I looked at Maria and nodded and spoke to her telepathically.

Maria was hiding in the crates and she was watching Clark bring the dog into the kennel. He turned the lights off and left. Maria watched and she saw the dog growl and the huskies were snarling, barking and growling and then the dog started shaking and dripping blood out of its mouth and its face split open and its skull fell out.

Maria: Oh man!

Maria opened the kennel door and got all the dogs out of there and they were scared and Maria was consoling them. The creature sprouted tentacles, it's tongue grew longer and it grew

spider legs.

Maria: It's all right dogs. You're okay.

Clark came back in and wondered what all the commotion was about and he saw Lana caring for the huskies and he saw The Thing in the Dog Kennel. MacReady went to get a beer and he heard the commotion and pulled the Fire Alarm and we all went to the kennel!

We all came too.

Clark: I don't know what the hell's in there, but it's weird and pissed off. Whatever it is.

Maria: I got all the dogs but they are scared!

Me: Good work Maria.

MacReady: Bennings go get childs!

We heard a creature growling ferociously and it was unlike any kind of growling we've ever heard.

Kate L.: It's the Thing.

Me: Oh boy. Stand ready guys!

Eli: GULP!

We went to the kennel and we saw a grotesque and gruesome sight! It was an ugly mass with a bunch of ugly features, blood, carnage and gore and it had a fake dog on it.

Me: WHAT THE FUCKING HELL!?

The creature screeched and it was horrifying! Everyone was looking at it in sheer horror! It was a grotesque and horrifying sight!

Lina: What is that Thing!?

Kate L.: That's The Thing! It's what attacked Thule Station!

MacReady and Garry fired guns and they hit the Thing and injured it. But the bullets weren't having any effect.

Me: Mac! Gerry! Stop! Bullets are useless against it.

Simone: Let me destroy it!

Simone fired a powerful blast of fire and burned it!

Miranda: That Thing is toast!

Me: Good thing these Things don't like fire.

Lola Namiko: Yep. Hard to imagine that dog was a Thing.

Me: Yeah.

We ran an autopsy on the Dog-Thing and it was a disgusting and bloody and gruesomely grotesque sight. It was so disgusting seeing it. It made me almost want to throw up my guts. It made most of us want to throw up.

When it was done, Blair told us his findings.

Blair: You see, what we're talking about here is an organism that imitates other lifeforms, and it imitates them perfectly. When this Thing tried to attack our dogs it was going to digest them. Absorb them. And in the process shape its own cells to imitate them. This for instance. (Points to something) That's not dog. It's an imitation. Maria saved our dogs just in time.

Me: The poor babies. They were terrified by this ugly thing.

Miranda: The poor things.

Maria: Yeah.

Me: But good work Maria.

Maria: Aw it was nothing.

Me: But it's obvious that the dogs aren't gonna be safe here with The Thing running around.

I scanned the dogs for any signs of The Thing and there was nothing.

Me: Good. No signs of the Thing in them.

Simone: Thank goodness.

Maria: I'm just saying that we should be very lucky that the whole 20 Days of Darkness fiasco was taken care of quickly. The whole mess with Cemetery Wind had lasting consequences for the Live Action Autobots even to this day.

Me: I know.

I beamed the dogs to our estate at home and they were safe.

We looked over the tapes from the Norwegian Camp and we saw that the people of Thule Station were digging around something.

Garry: Where'd they take these shots?

Me: Somewhere far from the looks of it.

Norris: Seems like they were spending most of their time someplace northeast of their camp at about 5 or 6 miles.

Fuchs: What's that?

We saw some strange shape under the ice.

MacReady: Looks like something buried under the ice.

Kate L.: That's the ship. We found a strange alien spacecraft under the ice.

We gasped.

MacReady: How is that possible?

Me: We've encountered a lot of things from space MacReady remember? It's a long and strange history.

MacReady: Right I forgot.

Later Kate told everyone about The Thing and what it's capable of and how dangerous it is to the entire planet.

MacReady: I don't know. Thousands of years ago it crashes. And this Thing gets thrown out or crawls out and it ends up freezing in the ice.

Childs: I just cannot believe any of this voodoo bullshit.

Me: There are lots of things we don't believe Childs.

Lina: Yeah. It's all true.

Palmer: Childs, it happens all the time man. They're falling out of the skies like flies. Government knows all about it. Right Mac?

MacReady: I believe it.

Me: Me too. But a lot of things are out there. A lot of things are waiting for us to explore.

Childs: And how does this motherfucker wake up after thousands of years in the ice?

Fuchs: And how can it look like a dog?

MacReady: Because it's different than us see? Because it's from outer space.

Kate L.: That's right. But we can't let this Thing leave here. If it makes it out of here, millions of people could die.z

MacReady: It wouldn't just be millions, it would be the end of the world.

Me: Yep. That's why we have to keep it contained here. So we can destroy it.

Simone: This is turning into a nightmare from hell.

Me: Yep. Kate went through the exact same thing. The Thing killed everyone she knew in Thule Station.

Eli: And we've come here to destroy it completely and find another girl thats here.

Palmer: I did see a girl here. She had red hair and was talking about strange things.

Me: Really? Interesting.

Lina: Yeah.

Maria: But our powers make us impervious to getting infected by it.

Me: Yep.

We then saw a girl come in that looked so much like Maxxine,

Maria: Maxxine? What are you doing here?

Maxxine?: I came just in case you guys needed help.

Maria: (suspiciously) Okay then.

We continued walking.

Maria: Maxxine, do you remember the day we blew up Quahog?

Maxxine: Of course I do. I helped you beat up James Woods before the explosion, remember?

Maria: (chuckles) No, you didn't.

Maxxine: Say what?

Maria: Max and Maxxine joined us on two seperate days set after we blew up Quahog. The real Maxxine would know that!

Me: You aren't Maxxine are you?

She had perfect shapeshifting powers and we saw her turn into a girl that looked like Maxxine but she she had red eyes instead of purple.

Tina Terishkovanaya: No. My name is Tina. Tina Terishkovanaya and I'm from Russia. I should explain.

She told us that she is a hybrid of The Thing and she has all of the powers and characteristics of The Thing but in human form. We were shocked to see that there was a Thing that was in full control of itself and had the powers of over 10,000,000 aliens inside her!

Me: WHOA!

Eli: Awesome!

Maria: Whoa!

Then we heard the alarm go off and we followed MacReady and the crew outside and we saw Bennings outside and we saw him on the ground.
We surrounded him.

MacReady: It isn't Bennings!

We saw that his hands were horribly grotesque and gruesome!

Me: WHAT THE FUCK!?

Eli: What's happening to him!?

The Bennings-Thing let out a horrifying screech and it sounded like a bunch of creatures all at once. The sound of that screech sent shivers of fear down my spine. It was horrifying.

Tina Terishkovanaya: It's the Thing. He got it from the creature that was brought back from the Norwegian Base.

Me: Well we're not letting the Thing get anyone here!

I fired a blast of magic and it separated the Thing form of Bennings from the original and he was cured and I fired a blast of fire and incinerated the Thing.

Eli: That did it!

Maria: We still have girls left to rescue!

Tina Terishkovanaya: They are here and we will find them.

Me: Right now we have to destroy the Thing here.

Tina Terishkovanaya: But that was smart thinking using your magic like that to save Bennings.

Garry: It sure was.

Eli: Very clever.

Garry: That was terrifying though.

Me: That's what this Thing is Garry. It's a Shapeshifter. It imitates lifeforms perfectly.

We gathered the gruesome bodies of The Thing and we dumped fuel and oil on them and lit them on fire and incinerated them.

Me: Like Nico would say, You Things have Failed this universe.

Kate L.: They sure have.

Erica: Yes indeed.

There was nothing left in the outpost.

Missy: Where's Blair?

Me: That's what I was wondering.

Fuchs came up to us.

Fuchs: I can't find Blair.

Me: Where's everybody else Fuchs?

Fuchs: Windows is still in the radio room trying to get through and everyone else is in the rec room.

Me: We'll be in there shortly.

MacReady: Right.

Fuchs: Okay.

He went back inside.

We looked around and we heard sparking and we saw that the Helicopter control board was destroyed.

BANG!

We heard a gunshot and went back inside fast! We heard Blair ranting and he was destroying everything in the Radio Room.

Norris: He's got a gun.

Blair: If anybody interferes, I'll kill them!

BANG!

His shot grazed my face and cut it.

Me: Wow!

Allie Wilde: Geez! He lost his mind!

MacReady: He smashed up some of the chopper pretty good. Childs, go see if he got to the tractor.

Tina Terishkovanaya: Thing-Paranoia!

Childs went to do so.

We saw Blair smashing the radio equipment and Windows was hiding under the desk with a nasty wound to his head.

MacReady: Christ.

Me: He's fucked up.

Eli: No kidding.

Taranee: I remember seeing what this was like.

Childs came back.

Childs: He got most of the chopper and the tractor.

Me: The dogs are safe. They're back in the estate

Clark: Thank goodness. Thanks J.D.

Me: Lana's watching them for you while we're here. I'll handle this. Missy, you help Windows when I subdue Blair.

Missy: Right.

I went over.

Me: Blair! Put the gun down and lets talk.

Blair pulled out his gun and shot at me and it hit my arm!

Blair: I'll Kill You!

He shot me 4 times. But I was still standing.

He grabbed the axe and I kicked it out of his hands and I punched him in the face and sent him crashing into the wall and knocked him out.

I pulled out the bullets and they were good ones.

Me: Wow.

Missy went over to Windows and looked him over.

Missy: You all right Windows?

Windows: Yeah.

Norris: Nice shot J.D.

Me: Thanks Norris.

Copper: You okay there?

Me: Yeah. It's gonna take a lot more than just bullets to kill me. Immortality and invincibility has its perks.

Copper: You're really something J.D. Just like I said before.

Later we took Blair and we were gonna keep him in the Tool Shed. We had the tool shed boarded up.

Norris: What about your shack MacReady?

MacReady: I don't want him in my shack. We'll lock him in the tool shed.

We put him in the shed despite the blistering cold.

Copper injected him with morphine.

Blair: Why am I in here?

Copper: For your own protection Blair.

Me: We have to keep you in here now Blair. You've gone insane and you became a danger to everyone around you and to yourself.

Blair: I don't know who to trust.

MacReady: I know what you mean Blair. Trust is very hard to come by these days.

Natalie Griffin: Especially with The Thing running around.

Me: Yep. How about you trust in the lord?

We regrouped.

Copper: And now the radio's gone.

Childs: And so are the choppers.

Copper: Ah we're completely cut off.

Garry: All we can do now is hold up till Spring and wait for the rescue team.

MacReady: No. We don't wait. Somebody in this camp ain't what he appears to be. Right now that may be one or two of us. By Spring, it could be all of us.

Me: The Thing can't become us. Our powers make us impervious to any outside infection or contamination.

Childs: That's really something.

Kate L.: It is.

Childs: So how do we know who's human? If I was an imitation, A perfect Imitation, How would you know if it was really me?

Me: I have a couple of tests we can do. Doc do you have a test in mind?

Copper: Well, yeah, possibly I've been thinking about a blood serum test.

Childs: What's that?

Copper: We could take a sample of each persons blood, we could mix it with uncontaminated blood. I suppose if there's a reaction, we'd know who isn't human.

Me: That test might work. And if it doesn't I can use my Omnitrix to scan for The Thing inside you and flush it out.

MacReady: Good idea. Just like you did before. We'll go with the Doc's test first.

Me: Okay.

Fuchs: We've got whole blood in storage.

Garry: (Hands Copper some keys) Start working on that.

MacReady: Keep an eye on Clark. He was close to that dog.

Me: We'll keep our eyes peeled. I'm sorry Clark, but I'm afraid this is for your safety.

Clark: I understand.

MacReady: Lets do it.

Me: Okay.

Fuchs: Mac. We need Blair's help. He's the only one that knows this organism.

MacReady: He's too far gone Fuchs. But get the rest of his notebooks. Start going through them.

Me: Missy and Kate can help you with this Fuchs.

Fuchs: Okay.

We got to work.

We then encountered one of the girls.

Maria: You must be the girls we're rescuing.

We saw that it was a Harpie Lady!

Me: Wow a Harpie Lady.

Harpie Lady: That's right and you did rescue Harpie Queen earlier.

Me: We can talk lady. Right now lets get to work.

We went into the Rec room and I had everyone in the Outpost but Blair tied down.

Me: I know this isn't right. But unfortunately it's what we have to do.

Garry: We understand.

MacReady: I know I'm human. If you were all these Things, then you'd just attack me right now. So some of you are still human. This Thing doesn't want to show itself. It wants to hide inside an imitation. It'll fight if it has to. But it's vulnerable out in the open. If it takes us over, then it has no more enemies, nobody left to kill it. And then it's won.

Me: Okay. I know you're all scared. But we can get through this if we work together. I did this test on you all before remember?

MacReady: That was very genius.

Me: Okay. Here goes.

I fired a green scanning beam of light from the Omnitrix at Windows and a green light blinked.

Omnitrix: No alien DNA detected.

Me: Well that's good. You're clear Windows.

We untied him.

Me: Now for Nauls.

I scanned him and a green light blinked.

Me: Nothing. You're clear Nauls.

Nauls was untied.

Me: Mac now.

I scanned him and a green light blinked.

Me: You're clear Mac.

MacReady: I knew I was human.

Me: It's good you are. Okay, now for the Doc.

Childs: It's a crock of shit.

I scanned Copper and a green light blinked.

Me: Nothing. You're clear Doc.

We untied him.

Me: Now for Garry.

I scanned him and a green light blinked.

Me: Garry's clear.

Garry: I know that you all have been through a lot, but when you find the time I'd rather not spend the rest of this winter TIED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH!

Me: Okay okay Garry.

We untied him.

Me: Sheesh. Fucking temper. Fuchs is next.

I scanned him and a green light blinked.

Me: You're clear Fuchs.

We untied him.

Me: Childs is next.

I scanned him and a green light blinked.

Me: Negative. You're clear Childs.

We untied him.

Me: Only 4 left. Clark.

I scanned Clark and a green light blinked.

Me: Clear.

We untied him.

Me: Palmer now.

I scanned him and then a red light blinked.

Omnitrix: Alien DNA detected. Subject is Contaminated.

Me: Palmer's one of those Things!

Eli: Care to share with the rest of the class?

Palmer then started shaking and then blood was pouring out of his face and his face swelled up and he broke out of the ropes and hit the ceiling.

I fired a blast of magic and separated his human self from his Thing self and I fired a blast of fire and incinerated him.

Me: Yes!

Garry: Nice save J.D.

Me: Thanks. Norris is next.

I scanned Norris and the light blinked red.

Omnitrix: Alien DNA detected. Subject is contaminated.

Me: Norris is infected!

Norris then shook and his chest opened up.

I fired a blast of magic and separated him and then incinerated the Thing of Norris.

Garry: Good work J.D.

Me: One more to cover. Blair. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him, burn him.

We went out to the tool shed and I saw Blair sitting. I opened a window in the door.

Me: Hey Blair. Just need a couple seconds with you.

I scanned Blair. The Omnitrix blinked red.

Omnitrix: Alien DNA detected. Subject is contaminated.

Me: He's infected!

Blair: Very clever flushing me out fool!

Me: Wait. How come you aren't changing yet?

Blair: I want to explain myself first.

Me: We're all ears.

Blair: The reason my kind crashed here on this wretched planet 100,000 years ago is because I was waiting and I formulated a plan to get out of this frozen wasteland and infect everything on this wretched planet and turn everyone into Things like me.

Me: What you are doing will cause the ultimate destruction of the entire human race!

Blair: They are a flawed species and now we will deliver our judgement onto this planet as soon as we get out of here!

Tina Terishkovanaya: You have no right to decide that!

Harpie Lady: Yeah you monster!

?: I agree!

We saw a THUNDER KING, THE LIGHTNINGSTRIKE KAIJU!

Me: Whoa! A Thunder King, The Lightningstrike Kaiju!

Thunder King: That's right and my name is Noriko Furya.

Me: You're a Thunder King Gene-Slammer.

Thunder King: That's right.

Taranee: I've had it with this monster!

I fired a beam of magic and separated the Thing from Blair and he came back to us and we saw the Blair Thing transform and he turned into the BLAIR MONSTER!

Me: WHAT THE FUCKING HELL!?

Suddenly, Taranee Cook's brown eyes turned neon brown , and she was surrounded by a pink energy aura with fire, life energy, and angels, she unholsters her massive Sword of Kandrakar from her back, and as she approached the Blair Monster, she left pink energy, fire, and angels with every step. Then, Taranee Cook was surrounded by a massive vortex of pink energy with fire, life energy, and angels surrounding it, there was an angel flying around the vortex, and inside the vortex is an orange and red phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Taranee Cook emerged, but she was changed forever.

Taranee Cook grew to 6'0" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she had blue highlights in the bangs of her long blue hair, she has a phoenix with the Fire Kanji in its claws emblazoned on her forehead, she has on phoenix earrings with the Fire Kanji in its claws and a necklace with a phoenix holding the Fire Kanji in its claws for the pendant, she has on a long-sleeved pink blouse with orange phoenix on it, green skirt with flames on them, green pants, pink high heels, and pink long sleeveless trenchcoat with phoenixes and flames on the coattails and on the back is a phoenix with flames surrounding it. Taranee Cook has massive blue angel wings with orange tips on the large blue feathers, she has her massive Sword of Kandrakar in her hand, she has on her new Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with large orange gems on her wrists, Belt of Elemental Bravery with large orange gem for the belt buckle on her waist, and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's an orange kanji right below the phoenix that said, "Taranee Cook, Member of Team W.I.T.C.H.J.E.M.M., Guardian of Kandrakar, Destroyer of Dark Nerissa and Phobos, Slayer of Evil, Master of Quintessence, Fire, and Life Energy, Best Friend of Will Vandom, and Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm."

タラニー・クック、チームW.I.T.C.H.J.E.M.M.のメンバー、カンドラカーの守護者、ダークネリッサとフォボスの駆逐艦、悪の殺し屋、クインテセンス、火、生命エネルギーのマスター、ウィルヴァンダムの親友、チームラウドフェニックスストームの素晴らしいメンバー

Taranee Cook has transformed into SUPER ANGEL 750,000,000,000 KANDRAKAR QUINTESSANCE FIRESTORM PHOENIX ANGEL OF LIFE AND JUSTICE!

We were amazed by Taranee Cook's Super Angel 750,000,000,000 transformation, but when the Blair Monster saw it, it roared in pure rage and tried to attack, but Taranee fired two powerful fire blasts at it, and burned the Blair Monster severely, and it screeched in excruciating pain.

Me: Lets get rid of this freak!

Me, Kate, Taranee, Simone and Haumia: YEAH FUCK YOU TOO!

We fired blasts of fire and they hit the Blair Monster and he exploded into a massive fiery explosion!

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The Thing was destroyed and all of it was Super Hakaied except for Tina.

Tina Terishkovanaya: Wow! That was awesome!

I then had all the men, Eli and Syrus cover their eyes and I put on my blind man glasses and snapped my fingers and then Carolyn and Noriko were reverting back.

Carolyn: (regains her hair) We're gonna be cold when we're human again.

Noriko: But it'll be worth it.

They were back to normal and Maria gave them new clothes and they looked awesome.

Tina Terishkovanaya: That is amazing that you all go through all that.

Eli: It sure is.

Noriko: But these clothes are awesome.

Me: Lets head back inside and warm up.

We did so.

Noriko: Wow and Yellow is my favorite color.

Maya Kona: It sure is pretty on you.

Harpie Lady: I'll say.

Me: And cue Noriko in pain in 3…2…1…

Noriko: (holds head in pain) At least I won't be cold!

Me: That's true.

Simone: Reign in the power of your Thunder King power with the strength of your will. Concentrate.

Noriko concentrated and she glowed in a yellow aura and she was fully engrafted!

Noriko: Wow!

Tina Terishkovanaya: That is amazing.

Kate Lloyd: It sure is.

Taranee: It was awesome that I got to transform against the Thing.

Me: It sure was. Kate I'm sorry if we reopened old wounds.

Kate Lloyd: No worries J.D.

We later went back home and told everyone what happened and then the crew of Outpost 31 moved in with us permanently.


After destroying The Thing this time for good, Lincoln, Me, Nico, Nicole Chan, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Ellen Ripley, Jared Knudson, and Cornelia Hale were heading to the Mining Colony from the movie Aliens, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the eight girls there, but we're also going to destroy The Xenomorph Queen and her entire horde of Xenomorphs and make sure they never terrorize the universe ever again.

Lincoln: Uh oh, we're on the Mining Colony of Hadley's Hope, and I think I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the eight girls there, but we're also going to destroy The Xenomorph Queen and her entire horde of Xenomorphs and make sure they never terrorize the universe ever again.

Me: That's right, big guy.

Nico: I still remember the time we dealt with the Xenomorphs, and I can't forget just how ugly they were.

Cornelia Hale: But, this time, we're going to get rid of the Xenomorphs, and the universe will be free from their wrath.

Lincoln: That's right, Cornelia. Alright, everyone, we know what we have to do: rescue any survivors on Hadley's Hope and bring them back to the Estate, and blow every last butt-ugly Xenomorph here straight to Hell!

We raised a rallying cry.

Nico: Dang, Lincoln. You sounded like a real military commander when you rallied us like that.

Cornelia Hale: Well, his cousin Eric was in the military, so I think that military spirit was also in him.

Me: I was about to say.

We moved swiftly and we found the survivors and we got them back to the Estate, so we can get their wounds looked at.

?: HELP!

Suddenly, Lincoln heard the sound of eight girls calling out for help. With his deep sapphire blue cyborg eyes and superhuman sight, along with sensing energy signals, he saw and heard where the call for help was coming from. He saw the eight girls, but they've been cornered by The Xenomorph Queen and the army of Xenomorphs, and they're going to kill them.

Lincoln: Guys, I found the eight girls, but they've been cornered by The Xenomorph Queen and the army of Xenomorphs, and they're going to kill them. Let's move, soldiers!

We then rushed on over, and Lincoln fired powerful rainbow energy slashes from his massive Sword of Taranis, and killed an army of Xenomorphs. When the Xenomorph Queen saw us, she hissed angrily at us.

Cornelia Hale: I've had it up to hear with you monsters to last an eternity.

Suddenly, Cornelia Hale's ice blue eyes turned neon ice blue, and she was surrounded by a pink energy aura with molten rock, life energy, and angels, she unholstered her massive Sword of Kandrakar from her back, and as she approached the Xenomorph Queen, she left pink energy, molten rock, and angels with every step. Then, Cornelia Hale was surrounded by a massive vortex of pink energy with molten rock, life energy, and angels surrounding it, there was an angel flying around the vortex, and inside the vortex is a green phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Cornelia Hale emerged, but she was changed forever.

Irma Lair grew to 6'0" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she had blue highlights in the bangs of her long blonde hair, she has neon ice blue eyes and a pink energy aura with molten rock, life energy, and angels surrounding her, she has a phoenix with the Earth Kanji in its claws emblazoned on her forehead, she has on phoenix earrings with the Earth Kanji in its claws and a necklace with a phoenix holding the Earth Kanji in its claws for the pendant, she has on a long-sleeved pink blouse with green phoenix on it, green skirt with lava waves on them, green pants, pink high heels, and a pink long sleeveless trenchcoat with phoenixes and lava waves on the coattails and on the back is a phoenix with ocean waves surrounding it. Irma Lair has massive blonde angel wings with ice blue tips on the large blonde feathers, she has her massive Sword of Kandrakar in her hand, she has on her new Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with large green gems on her wrists, Belt of Elemental Bravery with large green gem for the belt buckle on her waist, and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a green kanji right below the phoenix that said, "Cornelia Hale, Member of Team W.I.T.C.H.J.E.M.M., Guardian of Kandrakar, Destroyer of Dark Nerissa and Phobos, Slayer of Evil, Master of Quintessence, Earth, and Life Energy, Best Friend and Pen Pal of Megan McAllister, and Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm."

コーネリア・ヘイル、チームW.I.T.C.H.J.E.M.M.のメンバー、カンドラカーの守護者、ダークネリッサとフォボスの駆逐艦、悪のスレイヤー、クインテセンス、地球、生命エネルギーのマスター、メガンマカリスターの親友とペンパル、チームラウドフェニックスストームの素晴らしいメンバー

Cornelia Hale has transformed into SUPER ANGEL 750,000,000,000 KANDRAKAR QUINTESSANCE LAVA PHOENIX ANGEL OF LIFE AND JUSTICE!

We were amazed by Cornelia Hale's Super Angel 750,000,000,000 transformation, but when the Xenomorph Queen and the remaining Xenomorphs saw it, they fell into a rage, but Cornelia fired a powerful blast of lava and melted the Xenomorphs to nothing.

Lincoln: Alright, nice shot, Cornelia. Alright, everyone, let's rip those bugs to shreds.

Cornelia Hale: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Earth and Kandrakar Justice) Time to say goodbye, you bitch!

Lincoln unholstered his improved massive Sword of Taranis from his wider and muscular back and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, and we also transformed and unholstered our massive swords from our backs, and we went at the Xenomorph Queen and the Xenomorphs, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, elemental forces, and lasers at them, and the Xenomorphs were all killed, but only the Queen was left standing.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Voice of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope) Cornelia, let's use a combo on the Xenomorph Queen.

Cornelia Hale: Let's do it, Lincoln.

Lincoln and Cornelia Hale: KANDRAKAR LAVASTORM XENOMORPH GENOCIDE BLAST OF JUSTICE!

Lincoln and Cornelia Hale fired powerful blasts of lava, which hits The Xenomorph Queen and all of the Xenomorphs, and they exploded with incredible power, killing them all and Super Hakaing their spirits forever. We cheered wildly as we holster our massive swords on our backs and power down, and Cornelia Hale's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, and angel wings are permanent, and Lincoln got the eight girls and we flew out of there just in time as the entire mining colony exploded with the power of a massive thermonuclear explosion!

KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

Me: WHOA!

We teleported and we got home to the Estate.

Then, Lincoln and Nicole went up to the eight girls and when Lincoln saw the girls, he immediately recognized them. The eight girls were Yuri Otani, Kumi Kawamura, Kasumi Tomine, Megumi Hisakawa, and Miyu Tamaki from Alien Nine, Mew Fumizuki and Mica Minazuki from Hyper Doll, and Isabella "Ivy" Valentine from Soul Calibur.

Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Yuri Otani, Kumi Kawamura, Kasumi Tomine, Megumi Hisakawa, Miyu Tamaki, Mew Fumizuki, Mica Minazuki, and Isabella "Ivy" Valentine.

Nicole: From Alien Nine, Hyper Doll, and Soul Calibur, awesome.

Lincoln: Are you girls okay?

Yuri Otani: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.

Then, when Yuri Otani and the other seven girls saw who it was that saved them from the Xenomorph Queen and the Xenomorphs, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 16-year-old 7'0" tall, handsome, white-haired, bare-chested hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead, a golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive and wide right pec and it was surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, a Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem, on top was the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, and Buffalo, a deep sapphire blue kanji below the Cutie Mark tattoo that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Lightning Storms, The Weather, and The Thirteen Elemental Forces, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, and Golden-Hearted Lover, Father of Many Kids, Son, and Future Husband, Descendant of The 17th Century Duke Lincoln of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, God of Truth and Justice, and Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe", and he had deep sapphire blue eyes.

He had his massive Sword of Taranis holstered on his wider and muscular back, his orange Crystal Saber holstered on his left hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, the Pisces constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck, large weighted orange bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, his large Cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive and indestructible deep blue angel wings surging with powerful super lightning and the stars and blue nebulae reflecting on them with rainbow tips on the large deep sapphire blue feathers, and he was dressed in an orange version of He Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, and Buffalo on them and with hanging mini silver lightning bolts held up by his Belt of Elemental Bravery with large orange gem for the belt buckle on his waist, a pair of large blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large white leather combat boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on it, a large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and a Buffalo head with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on his neck and across his permanently bare chest, large fingerless black gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it, a large Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring on his left ring finger, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger, and he had eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs.

Isabella "Ivy" Valentine: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.

Then, Lincoln made seven clones of himself, and he and the seven clones of himself went up to the girls, and they picked them up and hugged them in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and kissed them on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrap their arms around the necks of Lincoln and his clones, as we cheered over the scene.

Isabella "Ivy" Valentine: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.

Suddenly, eight Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared around the necks of Yuri Otani, Kumi Kawamura, Kasumi Tomine, Megumi Hisakawa, Miyu Tamaki, Mew Fumizuki, Mica Minazuki, and Isabella "Ivy" Valentine. Then, Lincoln chanted a powerful incantation, and fired a blast of light, which purged Isabella "Ivy" Valentine of the demonic blood of the Soul Edge, and she's now freed from the demonic blood of the Soul Edge.

We told everyone about what went down on Hadley's Hope, and they were shocked when they heard that we faced off against the Xenomorph Queen and the Xenomorphs, and when we showed everyone what Lincoln and Cornelia Hale, who had transformed, did to the the Xenomorph Queen and the Xenomorphs, they cheered wildly and they hugged them, and the girls in Lincoln's harem piled on him and they all kissed him all over and he had a lovestruck look on his face. Now, we were rid of the Xenomorphs for good, and they'll never terrorize the universe ever again.


After getting rid of the Xenomorph Queen and the Xenomorphs this time for good, we were training intensely in the gym doing 100,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 9,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds. Then, we got a shower afterwards.

After that, Lincoln, Isabella "Ivy" Valentine, Cassandra Alexandra, Taki, Talim, Chai Xianghua, Mew Fumizuki, and Mica Minazuki were getting ready for their date, this time, it's at an Italian restaurant in the east of Gotham Royal York.

Lincoln then snapped his fingers, and the 16-year-old 7'0", white-haired, handsome, and extremely muscular teen was dressed in a large fancy tuxedo, along with his large weighted orange bands on his massive biceps and thighs, his jewelry, and eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs, and he had his weapons holstered, in case of trouble. He also had on his Juniper Thunderbird perfume on.

Isabella "Ivy" Valentine, Cassandra Alexandra, Taki, Talim, Chai Xianghua, Mew Fumizuki, and Mica Minazuki were dressed in long fancy dresses with mythological animals on them and high heels in their favorite colors, and their jewelry.

Lola Loud: Ooh, you and the girls are looking quite fancy tonight, Linky. Where are you all heading?

Lincoln: We're heading to an Italian restaurant in the east of Gotham Royal York.

Lana: Awesome. I've tried out one of their dishes, and it was delicious. Have fun, you guys. Oh, Lincoln, don't forget, after you get back, we're going with Sherlock Hound, J.D., Nico, and our Scottish Ancestors to Eos and Insomnia for another ambassador mission.

Lincoln: Don't worry, Lana, I won't forget. (To the girls) Alright, ladies, shall we?

Cassandra Alexandra: Of course, Linky. Plus, you did an amazing job in freeing Ivy from the demonic blood of the Soul Edge.

Lincoln: You're welcome, Cassandra.

Isabella "Ivy" Valentine: What you did in freeing me from Soul Edge's demonic blood, I'll never forget what you did for me, Lincoln.

Lincoln: When Cassandra told me what you went through, I made my decision to purge the demonic blood of Soul Edge from you, and save you from its' dark influence.

This made Isabella smile to her future husband, as Lincoln and the girls left the Estate and they head for the Italian restaurant in the east of Gotham Royal York. When they step inside, it was so beautiful, and it looked like a piece of Italy has found itself a home here in Gotham Royal York.

Lincoln: Wow.

Cassandra Alexandra: You said it, Linky, it's amazing.

Lincoln and the girls head for the table, and they ordered their meals. A few minutes later, Lincoln and the girls' pasta dishes arrived on their table, and when Lincoln took a bite of his fettuccini alfredo, Lincoln's taste buds went into overdrive.

Lincoln: Whoa. This is awesome.

The girls tasted their pasta dishes, their taste buds also went into overdrive, and they proceeded to finish eating their food. Then, Lincoln and the girls finished, paid for their dishes, and they came back home, and changed back to their original clothes.

Lana: Hey, Lincoln, how was your date?

Lincoln: It was awesome, Lana, and the food there was amazing.

Lana: (Laughs) I knew it.

Me: Next time, we'll head there, and try out the food there.

Lincoln: Yeah, they have a lot of amazing dishes there. Which reminds me, Dad's making his famous Clams and Lynn-guini tonight.

Nico: I haven't tried it before, Lincoln. I've tried his Lynn-sagna, but not his famous Clams and Lynn-guini.

Luan: Dad told me this was the first dish he's ever made, Nico.

Nico: (Drools) Can't wait.

Lincoln: Alright, I think we can save the talk for food for later on tonight. Right now, let's get ready for our trip to Insomnia and Eos.


After Lincoln's date, Sherlock Hound was getting ready to head to Eos and the Crown City of Insomnia, and me, Nico, Lincoln and his family, and their Scottish ancestors were coming too.

Sherlock Hound: (British Accent) Alright, everyone, are we ready?

Lincoln: We're ready, Sherlock Hound.

Me: We'll be right back, everyone

Fluttershy: Let us know how it went when you come back.

Lincoln: We will, Fluttershy.

Sherlock Hound made a portal that led to right to Eos, and we step inside. When the portal opened, me, Nico, Lincoln and his family, and their Scottish ancestors stepped out of the portal, and we found ourselves on the planet of Eos.

Lincoln: Wow.

Lori: So, this is the planet Eos, it's literally beautiful.

Rita: It's so amazing out here.

Me: Wait until you guys see the Crown City of Insomnia.

Sherlock Hound: (British Accent) That's right, and you'll be in for quite a surprise.

We arrive at the Crown City of Insomnia, and it was just like how Sherlock Hound described it: a truly amazing modern metropolis, stacked with skyscrapers, the Crown City contains lush areas, but is separated from the mainland by a bridge and is surrounded by water and tall ramparts, and protected by a massive wall. But, it's also the host of the Citadel, the seat of power of Lucis, and the home of the Crystal.

Lincoln: Whoa. So, this is the Crown City of Insomnia. This is so awesome!

Duke Lincoln: (Scottish Accent) Indeed, Lincoln. This place truly is amazing.

Lori: It's just like some of the major modern day metropolis cities on Earth.

Luna Loud: No kidding, dude. This place is amazing.

Then, the Crownguard saw us, and they went up to us.

Crownguard: Ah, Sherlock Hound, J.D., Nico, welcome back. (When they saw Lincoln and his family and the Scottish ancestors) Oh whoa, you also brought Lincoln and his family and the Louds' Scottish Ancestors?! It's an honor to meet you all. Please, come with us. His Majesty's been waiting for you.

We head for the Citadel, and Sherlock Hound, Me, and Nico met with Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, and Prompto Argentum, and they were happy to see us again. But, they were in for an even more amazing surprise when they saw we brought Lincoln and his family and the Louds' Scottish Ancestors with us.

Noctis Lucis Caelum: Oh, no way. You also brought Lincoln and his family and the Louds' Scottish Ancestors with you.

Sherlock Hound: (British Accent) That's right, Your Majesty.

Lincoln: And it's an honor to meet you all.

Noctis Lucis Caelum: (Shakes hands with Lincoln) You too, Lincoln.

Lori: We heard about Eos and the Crown City of Insomnia from Sherlock Hound, J.D., and Nico, and now, seeing them for the first time ever, it truly is amazing.

Lynn: You said it, Lori. But, I can't believe those Niflheim scumbags are trying to take the Crystal, destroy the Kingdom of Lucis, and take over Eos, they really make me sick.

Gladiolus: They've been a major problem for us for a long time, Lynn.

Ignis: And speaking of Niflheim, the spell that Sherlock Hound used yesterday was still active, and we got word from the Crownguard that many more of Niflheim's magitek infantry, along with the magitek weapons, have been destroyed.

This surprised us.

Lynn Sr.: Whoa. That's incredible.

Duke Lincoln: (Scottish Accent) Then, that means, Niflheim's defenses are already being worn thin and very soon, they'll be backed into a corner.

Prompto: That's right, Duke Lincoln, and then, we can launch our attack on the Empire of Niflheim and destroy it for good.

Me: With both Team Loud Phoenix Storm and The Masters of Evil with you guys.

Noctis: That's right, and we've got to meet the Masters of Evil one day, we've seen the usual battles you all have with them.

Lola: Oh, don't worry, you'll meet them soon.

Sherlock Hound: (British Accent) It appears that things have been quiet lately.

Noctis: That won't be the case, Hound. Niflheim will try yet again to attack the city and take the Crystal.

Lisa Loud: From what we've been told from the first two missions, they've tried to attack Insomnia and take the crystal, only to wind up dying in a pool of blood.

Me: Which means, this'll be the third time they attack.

Sherlock Hound: (British Accent) Which means, I'm through playing nice with them. If they want to keep on trying to attack the city, then, the only thing waiting for them is a one-way trip to Oblivion.

Nico: You've already dealt them a nasty blow when you used that spell from the spellbook Ardyn gave you for Christmas, and it's destroying the empire's magitek weapons and their magitek infantry have gotten the weaknesses of the daemons, and they're being incinerated by the light of the sun.

Lincoln: And the light of the Crystal emanating from the Citadel.

Suddenly, the Crownguard came into the Citadel, and they bear news: Verstael Besithia, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Aranea Highwind, General Glauca, Caligo Ulldor, and Loqi Tummelt were heading for the city, and they were indeed pissed off that the magitek infantry and their weapons are being destroyed, and they want blood.

Me: Uh oh.

Lincoln: So, the main officials of the Niflheim Empire are coming here, seeking revenge.

Sherlock Hound: (British Accent) Looks like it, Lincoln. Looks like we'll be needing some extra help for this one.

Sherlock Hound made a call to Ardyn Izunia, and he then told them of Verstael Besithia, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Aranea Highwind, General Glauca, Caligo Ulldor, and Loqi Tummelt coming to Insomnia to take revenge on whoever is causing this. A few minutes later, Ardyn arrived in Insomnia, but he also brought Vypra to help out.

Ardyn Izunia: I got here as soon as possible, Hound, and I hope you don't mind that I brought Vypra to help.

Sherlock Hound: (British Accent) Not at all, Ardyn.

Vypra: Plus, I got to see Eos and Insomnia for myself, and it truly is amazing. But, when Ardyn told us of his soon-to-be former benefactors, we decided that they need to go now.

Nico: No doubt about it, the Empire of Niflheim is filled with power-hungry despots who want nothing more than world domination.

Sherlock Hound: (British Accent) Just like Mundus and many others.

We head on out, and we saw Verstael Besithia, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Aranea Highwind, General Glauca, Caligo Ulldor, and Loqi Tummelt heading for Insomnia.

Lori: How are we going to deal with them?

Ardyn Izunia: Leave that to me, Lori. Just keep watching.

Ardyn Izunia summoned Ifrit the Infernian, the rogue Astral that Ardyn Izunia put under his control through daemonification, and he casted Firaga, firing a massive ball of fire at them, which caused the six of them to separate.

Verstael Besithia: But, how on...? Wait a minute.

Then, Ardyn Izunia, along with the rest of us appeared.

Verstael Besithia: Ardyn Izunia. How dare you show your face here, after you turned against Niflheim.

Ardyn Izunia: Yes, well, I'm afraid I've grown bored of working for you, and I made the right decision to work for Vypra.

Sherlock Hound: (British Accent) And of course, my frenemy has given us the means of ridding Eos and Insomnia of you and your accursed empire for good.

When Verstael Besithia, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Aranea Highwind, General Glauca, Caligo Ulldor, and Loqi Tummelt saw Sherlock Hound, along with all of us, a wave of horror washed over them.

Ravus Nox Fleuret: Team Loud Phoenix Storm, here?! Then, that means...!

Suddenly, Sherlock Hound's blue eyes turned blood red, and he unholstered his massive Sword of The Demon Hound from his wider and muscular back.

Sherlock Hound: Now, you understand. Yes, I was the one who killed the army of soldiers that you sent when I first came to Eos and Insomnia, and I was also the one who cast the spell yesterday, the spell that's continuously destroyed your precious magitek infantry and weapons, along with the cores located there. (Smiles Sinisterly) But, I wasn't the only one, Ardyn was the one who provided the means of ending your delusional dreams of world domination.

Me: Whoa.

Nico: You said it. Sherlock Hound's eyes turned blood red, but Sparda didn't take over.

Sparda: (Through the Large Red Jewel on Sherlock Hound's neck) No, I haven't. He decided to do this on his own, and I got to admit, he's terrified all of them.

Ravus: Sparda, no, impossible.

Sherlock Hound: And I'm afraid none of you will live to get the answers you seek.

We unholstered our massive swords from our backs and transformed, and went at Verstael Besithia, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Aranea Highwind, General Glauca, Caligo Ulldor, and Loqi Tummelt, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, elemental forces, light, and darkness at them, and they exploded with incredible power. Ardyn and Sherlock Hound used their combo, Daemonic Royal Retribution, and fired a barrage of dark fire and dark energy swords at them, and it really hurt them. Then, Lincoln tied them up with powerful rainbow energy straitjackets, so they couldn't escape.

Then, Lincoln sprouted six of his eleven massive and long blue wolf tails with Cell's siphon suctions on them, and he stabs them into Verstael Besithia, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Aranea Highwind, General Glauca, Caligo Ulldor, and Loqi Tummelt, and he sucked them in, and not only did he absorb all of their power and energy, but he'd also gained information on The Empire of Niflheim and what they do, and they know that Ardyn's the one who provided them with the magitek knowledge, which'd furthered their daemonic experiments and research. After Lincoln was done, we then returned to the Citadel.

Lincoln: Guys, I've acquired the information on the Empire of Niflheim, and it matched up with what Sherlock Hound told us about them. Which means, tomorrow, we launch the attack, and Ardyn and Sherlock Hound are going to be the ones to open the way.

Nico: Nice.

Noctis: Which means, we'll be rid of the Empire of Niflheim for good, and we'll bring an end to this conflict for good.

Lincoln: That's right, and we'll make sure that Eos and Insomnia will be free for good.

Gladiolus: And it looks like you guys have to head back home, right?

Lincoln: Yes. But, don't worry. We'll meet again. But, this time, we're bringing the entire Calvary with us.

Noctis: This should be good.

We then shook hands with Noctis and his entourage, and Sherlock Hound opened up the portal that leads back to the Estate, and as we said our goodbyes, we stepped inside, and we got back home as the portal closed when we stepped out.

Lincoln: That was an amazing ambassador mission. But, come tomorrow, we launch the final attack on the capital of Niflheim, and we'll be rid of them for good.

We then told everyone that the mission went well, and tomorrow is the final attack on the Empire of Niflheim, and soon, we'll be rid of them for good, and Eos and Insomnia will be free from Niflheim for all eternity.


Later it was time for Piper's final Ambassador mission.

Piper: After today, I'm going to miss Mikey and the others.

Me: I know. But it was fun helping them out.

Nico: Boy it sure was. But we'll see them again on February 7th.

Me: We sure will. Mikey and friends will hold out till then. But I'll be going to help them out on occasions to help them out and recruit new Digimon for the Masters of Evil.

Nico: Smart thinking.

Eli: I can't wait to meet them.

Me: You'll love them bro.

We were off to the Digital World.

We arrived and Mikey and friends saw us.

Piper: Guys, I'd like you to meet Eli!

Me: He's my little brother.

Eli: Hello there.

Mikey Kudo: Awesome to meet you Eli!

Angie: Wait a second. Aren't you the awesome little boy that pilots that awesome Gundam and you know Godzilla Jr.?

Eli: That's right.

Angie: Awesome!

Me: And he's also the son of Pharaoh Atem. He was originally born 5,000 years ago and he was teleported into the future.

Christopher: Whoa! That is awesome.

Me: Yep. It sure was.

J.D. 3: It sure is cool.

Mikey Kudo: Whoa who said that!?

Me: That was my Caveman self. He lives inside my head.

I formed a projection of him from my forehead crest and they saw him.

Mikey Kudo: WHOA!

Me: Meet my immortal caveman self.

J.D. 3: Hello there. And yes I am J.D. Knudson too but I lived for over 75,000 years and I was assigned to be Eli's guardian.

Angie: That is amazing!

Piper: Well, this is it. The last Digimon we're helping you guys take out. And then, we don't see each other until February.

Me: But I'm still going to be helping you all out in dealing with members of the Bagra Army.

Mikey Kudo: Awesome! But I will miss you Piper.

Piper: You will never be rid of me for good Mikey. We'll see each other again.

Me: That's right.

Eli: We sure will.

Nene: Yep. We're going to the Jungle Zone.

Me: And our target is Kongoumon.

Mikey Kudo: This is gonna be awesome.

We were off to the Jungle Zone.

We later arrived.

Piper: He should be around here somewhere.

Eli: Hmm.

Eli used the Force to find him.

Eli: (Points to a tree) THERE!

I fired an energy blast and it hit the tree and exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!

Out of the explosion came KONGOUMON!

Piper: There he is!

Mikey Kudo: How did you find him so easily Eli?

Eli: I used the powers of the Force to find him.

Me: He is a Jedi.

Christopher: Awesome!

Eli ignited his lightsaber.

Kongoumon: You're right, little girl. This IS your last ambassador mission. Because I'm going to find out what you taste like!

Piper: For your information, I'm an Elf! And I am more powerful than I look.

Kongoumon: We'll see about that!

Eli: Try this on!

Eli blew him back with a Force Blast and then jumped into the air and before Kongoumon could react…

SLASH!

Eli slashed him in half with his lightsaber and Kongoumon disintegrated in an instant and we uploaded all his data!

Christopher: WHOA!

Mikey Kodu: Eli just beat him like he was nothing!

Me: Well who do you think trained him? Eli has been learning everything that he knows from my caveman self for years.

Christopher: Don't worry about us, Piper. We'll make sure to stay alive until February.

Piper: I know and I have faith in all of you.

Christopher: Thank you.

Me: But I will be helping you all out still as well as finding awesome recruits for our frenemies. There are still many more generals out there.

Mikey Kudo: That's true. But Nene you be careful with J.D. and everyone.

Nene: I will Mikey.

We later went back home and we told everyone about what went down.

May: Bloom, you ambassador missions are next.

Bloom: And I'm really excited to see where I'll be going.

Me: We know you are Bloom. This is gonna be awesome for you.

Nico: Who is the next target of the Fusion Fighters?

Me: Now we set our sights on the generals and the first one is NeoMyotismon in the Vampire Zone.

Lucy Loud: Wicked. Me and the Goths of Darkness and the Dark Signers would love to face him.

Brittney: Sounds like my kind of place.

Me: All right. Mikey and the team will love meeting you and your team Brittney. You can ask Hari and Doori to come along too if you want.

Brittney: I would like that dad.

Nico: Sweet! It'll be awesome for me to take on a new form of Myotismon.

Me: It sure would.


Later in the city, we were there to open a new zoo.

Live Action Ironhide: So, what are we looking at again?

Isaribi: Well, today is the grand opening of the Gotham Royal York Children's Zoo!

Me: It's a zoo we built for children to meet and pet some of the animals here at the Gotham Royal York zoo. Like a petting zoo but bigger.

Ed: Ooh! I hope I am part of it. Pet me now!

Eddy: Shut up Ed. But that was funny. That reminds me of the Ed Land scam we did.

Luan: That must've been cool Eddy.

Me: And here is the commissioner of the zoo.

Stella Nox Fleuret came.

Stella Nox Fleuret: Been a long time J.D.

Eli: Stella!

Stella Nox Fleuret: Eli!

They hugged.

Eli: It's awesome to see you here.

Aerith: Awesome to see you again Stella. How have things been?

Stella Nox Fleuret: Been busy as ever and the enemies of Lucis are always after Noct.

Me: I heard all about that from Sherlock Hound. That is intense.

Stella Nox Fleuret: It sure is

Donatello and the mascots and some of us were watching for trouble.

Donatello: Anyone see any troublemakers?

Horsea: Nothing on my end.

Manaphy: I don't see anything.

Poliwag: (looks through some binoculors) I've got something!

Ben: What is it?! Vilgax? Aggregor?

Me: Is it Lothor? PLEASE let it be Lothor!

William: Easy, J.D.

Poliwag: Oh, never mind, it's only a Pigeon.

We sigh in disappointment.

Me: False alarm.

However, Poromon looks shocked and concerned and grabs the binoculars away from Poliwag.

Poromon: Gimmie that!

Poromon looks through the binoculars and sees a pigeon perched on top of a building, which has some drawing of people being crossed off.

Poromon: That smile!

The pigeon is now seen laughing devilishly.

UH OH!

Poromon: HOLY MOTHER OF GOD! That's bird's going to drop one on Stella's Suit!

Me: OH SHIT!

Eli: Uh oh!

Poromon punched the pigeon and they wrestled.

Poromon and the pigeon fall from the sky and land in a tree. We climb up the tree to see if Poromon's okay.

Manaphy: Poromon!

Drillhorn: How did you know that bird had a beef with Stella?

Poromon: I've seen that look before. Back before me and Nico met you guys. Right before the last Commissioner we knew took a plop to the left hopel.

We gasp at Poromon's statement.

Poromon: Got him right where a pretty flower would go!

Poliwag giggles at this statement, causing us to glare angrily at him.

Poliwag: Well, it's just a suit, isn't it?

Poromon: There were fucking blueberries, Poliwag! Blue... Berries!

Poliwag gasps, trying to hold another giggle. As Poromon begins to narrate, the backgrounds turns very dark and a light casts over Poromon as he talks.

Poromon: It was a beautiful day, sunny and clear. Pigeon came in low, slow from due east. I didn't know why I didn't jump in and take it for him, but that day I swore I'd never see another public official blueberried! Not on my watch.

Pigeon: (tauntingly) Gee, that's too bad! Cause before that ribbon's cut, this commissioner's going to wearin' some "doody" on the suit-y! (snickers)

Poromon: Not if I have anything to say about you shitbeaked freak!

Pigeon: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU CALL ME!?

Poromon: YOU HEARD ME YOU SHITFILLED RAT WITH WINGS! Or is your brain as stupid as your bug-filled stomach!?

Pigeon: WHY YOU LITTLE!

The pigeon went at him and Poromon dodgded him and the pigeon flew at Stella and dropped one and then Poromon just got hit with the pigeon's poop and was on the ground. We ran over to him.

Nosecone: Poromon Are you okay?!

Poromon gets up, covered in the pigeon's excrement, which is obscured to the viewers. We groan in disgust.

Lynn: That's nasty!

Lori: (gags) I've... literally seen worse.

Lola: That's true. I'm sure a good scrubbing with soap and... sand paper-

Suddenly, Poromon gets up and pulls off a disguise which was just like him.

Maria: WHAT?

May: Poromon! What? How did-?

Poromon: Standard Issue "Pigeon-Proof" Vest! Like I said: Never again!

Me: Very smart thinking Poromon.

Skipper: Wait a second! I know that pigeon you're talking about! Get him!

Private, Skipper, Rico and Kowalski then pounced on the Pigeon and then they put him in a cage!

Me: You guy know this pigeon?

Skipper: You could say that. His name is Frankie. And he has a really nasty beef with the commissioner.

He went over his history.


Frankie is a pigeon with a thick New York accent. He was first seen teasing Max about not catching a bird in "Launchtime."

He makes a minor appearance in "The Lost Treasure of the Golden Squirrel," where he gives Private a silk feather called the crystal feather.

He also serves as the main antagonist of the episode "In The Line of Doody," where he tried to "Drop one" (A.K.A. defecate) on the Commissioner's suit, leading him and Skipper to battle over the Commissioner's safety. In the end however, Frankie meets his own fate when Skipper fires a "Pigeon-Proof" vest, covered in Frankie's own blueberry-covered excrement at him.


When he was done we gasped!

Nico: Whoa!

Eli: Bad news pigeon.

Lisa Simpson: Pigeons are dangerous rats with wings.

We had Frankie sent to prison.


Later we were getting ready for our mission.

Gluko: Well, Nico. Now that our Poo-etic skirmish is over, it's your turn to lead.

We laughed at Gluko's joke.

Me: That was a good one.

Nico: Yeah it sure was. Awesome. And yes it is my turn to lead.

Then the door opened and in came Bobbie Fletcher.

Bobbie Fletcher: Hey guys.

Nico: Hey Bobbie.

Lana: Awesome!

Bobbie Fletcher: I came to tell you that there's a new race going on and it's a race around the planet Jupiter.

We gasped.

Nico: Whoa! A race around Jupiter? This is gonna be awesome.

Laney: It sure is.

Lincoln: This is gonna be cool to see one of the stormiest planets in the Solar System.

Me: It sure is. I can't wait to see what this is like.

Bobbie Fletcher: Looking forward to seeing you all there.

Me: Yep.

Nico: Oh we'll be there.

Bobbie Fletcher: Awesome.

She left.

Tina Terishkovanaya: This is gonna be awesome. I love all the races that you all do.

Kate Lloyd: They are so awesome.

Then Living Laser, El Diablo, Abis Mal, Fixer, Multiplex, Titanium Titan, Puff, Deadwood, Crimson Dynamo and King Shark appeared.

Living Laser: Can me, El Diablo, Abis Mal, Fixer, Multiplex, Titanium Titan, Puff, Deadwood, Crimson Dynamo and King Shark go with you guys? (sniffs something and gags) Ew! Who stepped on a duck?

Me: Don't ask.

Nico: Yeah you don't want to know. And to answer your question yes you all can go. It's another race and we're going to go around Jupiter.

Abis Mal: Awesome!

Fixer: This is gonna be interesting.

Me: It sure is.

Allie Wilde: I'm looking forward to this one.

Nico: Me too. Lets head to the garage everyone!

We went to the garage.

Jack Spicer: (to Maxxine) By the way, Tina turned into you this morning.

Maxxine: That's what I heard and that is amazing.

Tina Terishkovanaya: It sure is. Sorry Maxxine.

Maxxine: It's all right but that was a very spot on performance.

Tina Terishkovanaya: Thanks. My shapeshifting powers make me perfectly well formed in anyone and anything.

Me: That is still cool though.

Kate Lloyd: It sure is.

Fixer: I think I'll make my own vehicle for the race.

Nico: Go for it.

Fixer made his own awesome car.

We all made our cars. Then we were off to Jupiter.

Nico: Here we go!


We arrived at the Jovian System.

Armada Cyclonus: Is it safe to land?

Me: It's a gas giant planet so we can't land on Jupiter.

Nico: But was can land there.

We saw on Jupiter's moon Io, a massive docking station for the race.

Eli: Awesome.

We landed and we got out and went to the docks. The view of the planet Jupiter was incredible.

Crimson Dynamo: I think I'll just remain in my suit for now.

Nico: All right. Wow! Look at the view of Jupiter.

May: It's magnificent. The clouds swirling around it are incredible.

Nico: They sure are. When we go to the Jupiter prison we never see a view like this from it.

May: It's so beautiful. And the Great Red Spot is amazing too.

Nico: Yeah it sure is.

Eli: It's amazing that Jupiter is that big.

Me: Yep. 86,000 miles in diameter.

Cutthroat: I think Arnold's cousin wanted to get some of the Red Spot.

Simone: Boy she sure did and let me tell you she was nuttier than a fruit bat.

Laney: But that was cool that you all got to have a reunion with your old class Simone.

Simone: It sure was and it was great seeing all my friends again. I missed those awesome times.

Nico: Boy who wouldn't? I've loved the Magic School Bus growing up.

Me: Who doesn't love that show. It's awesome.

Eli: It sure is.

Titanium Titan: One day, they can come on one of our missions.

Simone: That's an amazing idea. We can take them to one of the amazing planets for an awesome field trip.

Nico: Not a bad idea Simone.

Laney: The Blue Moon, Aurelia, Darwin IV, Pandora, many planets.

Simone: Yep.

Avior: I think I'll stay in my ball form until I'm needed.

Mason Brown: Good idea, Avior.

Nico: This is gonna be awesome though.

Puff: Looks like the race is about to start!

We got to the starting line and we were ready!

Me: May the best man win.

Rainbow Dash: You bet J.D.

Billy Natson came.

Billy Natson: AND Welcome to one of the most amazing events in racing history. Hello I'm Billy Natson and we have an amazing treat for you all today. We have an amazing race around the most dangerous and most incredibly stormy planet. It's a race around the 5th Planet from the Sun and the largest planet in the Solar System, Jupiter! WOW! With us we have our very own Team Loud Phoenix Storm and their awesome frenemies, the Masters of Evil and they look ready to shred the clouds of the largest planet in the Solar System. You ready to have some fun!?

We cheered wildly.

Me: BRING IT ON! LETS ROCK AND ROLL!

Nico: YEAH!

Billy Natson: That's the spirit!

Krysta got out the green flag.

Krysta: RACERS TAKE YOUR MARKS!

We were ready!

Krysta: GET SET!

We revved our engines!

Krysta: REV UP AND GOOOOOOOOOOOO!

We zoomed out into space and headed towards Jupiter!

Billy Natson: AND THEY'RE OFF!

We flew up to Jupiter's north pole.

Blot: I'm beating all of you.

Me: Not for long!

We zoomed into Jupiter's atmosphere at the North Pole and we were flying through the skies of the planet.

Me: WOW! Look at the skies of Jupiter.

Allie Wilde: This is amazing!

We saw lightning that was many times more powerful than Earth's lightning flash through the clouds all over.

Eli: WHOA!

Multiplex: I wonder if my vehicle will duplicate with me.

Nico: Go for it.

He concentrated and to our surprise he made 310 clones of not just himself but his car as well!

Me: WHOA! IT WORKED!

Rex: Awesome!

Multiplex: WOW! It sure did work!

Tricloid: Look! Scooby and the others are joining us!

Fred Jones: We're already here with you guys!

Daphne: Yeah!

Tricloid: Uh oh! Then if you all are here then WHO IS THAT!?

We saw a monster version of The Mystery Machine!

Shaggy: ZOINKS! IT'S THE MONSTROUS MACHINE!

Nico: We saw that one when we were facing The Goblin King!

Me: Yeah!

Deadwood: You guys wanna fill the others in?

Qin: It was the Mystery Machine transmogrified into a monster.

Nico: Entrance time guys!

We flew around behind the Monstrous Machine.

The Monstrous Machine roared and then an army of ferocious desert monsters appeared and swirled around it and then they converged and then…

KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion blasted out and a phoenix cry was heard and we came out.

Nico: All right you bad car! License and Registration!

?: But you will now see who is driving it!

Me: Who said that?

Jonny Quest: Oh no! I was hoping never to run into him.

A man rolled down the window and we saw that it was the enemy of the Quest Team: EZEKIEL RAGE!


Ezekiel Rage is one of the main recurring antagonists in The Real Adventures of Johnny Quest, Cartoon Network's 1990s reimagining of Hanna-Barbera's 1960s Johnny Quest series.

His goal is to destroy the world out of revenge for what he considers the murder of his wife and daughter.

He was voiced by Michael Bell.

Ezekiel Rage was an agent of the United States government with the code name "Raven". At sometime in his life he met and married a woman named Abby and they had a daughter called Karla. However he kept the secret of his occupation from them and said he was a salesman in computers.

His real name was possibly Argus Grimm. Issue nine of the Dark Horse series states that he was recruited from Stanford University in 1974, and paired with Race Bannon on several missions.

Sometime during the Reagan administration, he was on an assignment in Panagua, where he was discovered, and fled with his wife and daughter by car. The United States declined to help him escape, and he crashed the car off a cliff, surviving with serious burns all over his body; his family was not so lucky.

Bent on revenge against the government and a world perceived corrupt, he took on the name Ezekiel Rage and the costume of a Dia de los Muertos celebrator, complete with skeletal arm attachment and wide-brimmed hat. He also kept a family album called the Book of Rage as his only possession.

He used a combination of religious faith and old intelligence contacts and information to amass power for his apocalyptic plans.

His first scheme was locating a nerve gas and nuclear waste storage facility in New Mexico, intending to use the nerve gas on American citizens. He abducted Dr. Hugo Smallwood after the doctor investigated his appearances, believing him to be a bat creature. The Quests arrived to visit Smallwood and uncovered the plot. Rage tied them up, believing Jessie Bannon to be his daughter, Karla. Jonny and Jessie fought with him above ground as he prepared a plane. He took off with the two on board, but they escaped with the lone parachute, while the plane with Rage still on board crashed into a canyon wall, presumably killing him ( Ezekiel Rage ).

Rage survived, and one of his scientists discovered the Pentium molecule and its substitute, which could destroy the earth's atmosphere. Rage had his followers take over mission control at NASA and boarded a shuttle mission with Dr. Benton Quest and Hadji Singh on board. He hijacked the shuttle and, at an abandoned space station, began manufacturing the molecular substitute, hoping to drop it into the atmosphere from space. Race Bannon and Natasha Rostova arrived and stopped him; the space station crashed into the ocean, but Rage survived once again (Rage's Burning Wheel ).

He observed the test explosion of the nuclear device Big Baby One, and led a team to capture Big Baby Two, another thermonuclear device. He had several copies made and set up at a base at the north pole to go off in tandem, which would melt the polar ice caps. The Quests discovered his plan, and Jessie, using the power of the Aurora Borealis to appear as his daughter Karla, caused a distraction sufficient for a governmental strike team and Dr. Quest to disable the nukes, but Rage escaped swearing revenge (Future Rage).

Rage hid for some time before following through with his next plan. He first created a gathering place in the Himalayas, then secured a thermonuclear triple warhead; lastly, he seemingly acquired a mechanical right hand. He accosted a 2-mile deep exploration at Meteor Valley State Park, using the deep tunnel to lower the warhead into the earth. He set the timer at seven days and then evacuated to the Himalayan meeting place, announcing to the White House seven days later that the earth would soon end. Dr. Quest and Race scrambled to try and fix the problem, and Dr. Quest granted Johnny access to his time travel program, code named Rachel. Johnny and Jessie went seven days back to stop Rage from lowering the bomb into the earth's crust. Rage drove the bomb into the time portal and struggled with Johnny and Jessie; he then accidentally drove the bomb through a time portal leading to prehistory. It detonated, killing him and completing a casual loop (The Edge of Yesterday).


Me: Whoa man! Ezekiel Rage! I've heard about you! You were a government agent that became hellbent on destroying the planet for the deaths of your wife and daughter!

Ezekiel Rage: That is correct! May the death of the world be on each and every one of you!

Magma: We're not even on Earth right now!

Me: Yeah! You're on the planet Jupiter! What exactly do you plan to do here?

Ezekiel Rage: I'm going to destroy the planet by using this.

He opened the back of the Monstrous Machine and in it was a powerful nuclear warhead!

Me: What is that!?

Ezekiel Rage: This is a 45 quadrillion Gigaton Subatomic Nuclear Warhead and with it I'm going to ram this vehicle into the Earth and blow the entire planet Earth to dust!

We gasped in shock!

Nico: Rage you are a monster!

Me: I will not let you do that! Allie take the wheel!

Allie Wilde: Right!

I got out and jumped onto the top of the Monstrous Machine.

Me: You want to destroy the planet then you have to fight me first!

Ezekiel Rage: With pleasure!

He got onto the roof of the van.

Nico: Everyone attack the Monstrous Machine and we'll let J.D. handle Rage.

Eli: Right! Be careful bro!

El Diablo: Let's scratch the paint first!

He fired a blast of fire and burned the Monstrous Machine.

POW BLAM KROW BIFF!

I punched him in his face and he punched at me and we stood away. We screamed and roared and went at each other and engaged in a ferocious fight! We grabbed each other and I punched him in the face and kicked him in the stomach and he punched me in the face and I kicked her in the face and he kicked me in the stomach and I punched him in the stomach and he punched me in the face twice and I dodged his third strike and punched him in the face and he kicked at me and I dodged his strike and punched him in the face and kicked him in the stomach. He came at me and fired a bunch of laser blasts and I deflected them away and punched him in the face and kicked him in the chest and punched him in the face again! Rage got up and went at me and punched me in the face and kicked me in the stomach with devastating force and I rebounded and flew back at him and he kicked me in the stomach and I belched up a huge amount of blood. He grabbed me and threw me down and pile drove me and I belched up even more blood and it got on his face and he was screaming in pain as it burned him and I punched him in the face and kicked him and punched him in the face and Rage punched me in the face with devastating force and knocked out some of my teeth and I was thrown to the roof of the van and he jumped and just as he was about to smash my head in, I grabbed his foot and threw him down into the roof and I kicked him with devastating force and I grabbed his arm and broke it. Then he got up and punched and kicked me all over and I belched up a huge amount of blood.

Lincoln fired lightning blasts and electrocuted Rage all over.

Marah: You alright, J.D.?

Me: I'll be just fine.

I regenerated my wounds and wasn't the slightest bit fatigued.

I punched Rage all over and smashed him down!

Me: YOU CAN'T WIN RAGE!

Ezekiel Rage: EARTH WILL BE DESTROYED FOR ITS WICKEDNESS! SO SHALL IT BE IN THE BOOK OF RAGE!

Me: LIKE HELL IT WILL BE YOU MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE!

We went back to fighting! We were mercilessly thrashing each other and we weren't gonna give up until one of us dies! I punched Rage in the face with devastating force and he belched up a huge amount of blood and I kicked him in the stomach and punched him in the face! Rage then punched me in the stomach and kicked me in the face with devastating force and I belched up a huge amount of blood and I dealt him a deadly uppercut and kicked him in the face. Rage growled ferociously and punched me in the stomach and dealt me a deadly uppercut! But then I took out my sword and stabbed him right through his black heart!

Me: THIS IS FOR ALL THE PAIN AND SUFFERING YOU'VE CAUSED TO PLANET EARTH! GO BACK TO HELL AND STAY THERE YOU MOTHERFUCKING SICKENING PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT!

He fell off my sword as he died and fell into Jupiter's clouds and was obliterated in an instant.

King Shark: One monster down. One to go.

Me: Yep. Now to finish the Monstrous Machine for good!

I jumped back into my car.

Allie Wilde: You really destroyed Rage J.D.!

Me: We still have to destroy that bomb too.

Nico: Right! We have to send it out into space.

Troy: Time to fight speed with speed!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! RPM!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the RPM Rangers!

Pain Yatta: Why don't you join us? If you do, I'll give you candy.

The Monstrous Machine roared in fury.

Nico: All right then be that way!

Nico fired energy blasts and blew its tires and it roared in pain.

We fired elemental and energy blasts at the Monstrous Machine.

Nico: Lets finish it with one blast!

Drillhorn, Isaribi, Donatello and Nosecone all used the Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Isaribi and Donatello's powers, Enhanced Drillhorn's Magma Bomber and Nosecone's X-Ray laser pistol 100-fold.

Drillhorn and Isaribi: MAGMA TSUNAMI BURST!

Donatello and Nosecone: X-RAY MEGA BLAST!

Rainbow Dash, Storm Rainbow, Lightning Dust, Scootaloo, Tornado Bolt, Rumble, Magma Gloom, Spitfire, Vapor Trail, Sky Stinger, Angel Wings, Soarin, Night Glider, Wind Socks, Cloudkicker, Blossomforth, Thunderlane, Cloud Chaser, Daring Do, Derpy Hooves, Flash Magnus, Indigo Zap, Lemon Zest, Sour Sweet, Sunny Flare, Sugarcoat, Frosty Orange, Velvet Sky, Smolder the Dragon, Air Skylanders and Françoise: WONDERBOLT LOYALTY THUNDERSTRIKE MEGABLAST!

They fired waves of lightning, lava, water and energy.

Multiplex, me, Eli, Nico, Earth Chan and Lincoln: EARTH LOVE MEGABLAST!

They fired waves of energy that formed into the Earth.

Lincoln: STORM ELEMENTAL STYLE: HURRICANE!

Tatsumaki: STORM WIND STYLE: TROPICAL STORM!

Mai Shiranui: STORM FIRE STYLE: DERECHO STORM!

Yuna: STORM WATER STYLE: FLOOD!

Frosta: STORM ICE STYLE: BLIZZARD!

Entrapta: STORM LIGHTNING STYLE: LIGHTNING STORM!

Perfuma: STORM NATURE STYLE: THUNDERSTORM!

Kyoko: STORM ICE STYLE: ICE STORM!

Misako: STORM WIND STYLE: TORNADO!

Julie: STORM ICE STYLE: HAIL STORM!

They fired waves of elements and they formed into massive blasts from said storms.

Lincoln and his harem: STORM FINAL SMASH: STORMING RASENSHURIKEN!

They fired a massive Rasenshuriken powered by the Storms at Monstrous Machine which carried the bad car and it went up into space and the Bomb detonated.

EXTREMELY MASSIVE MEGA EXPLOSION!

The Explosion was so massive, so powerful and so devastating that it shook the Solar System and it was massive. The explosion faded and the world was saved and more!

We cheered wildly.

Me: That's it for that.

Nico: Now it's time to finish the race.

?: And now, we've approached our final act.

Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting around Lincoln, Linka, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lola and Lexx Loud's and Steven Universe's legs, the eight large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the eight emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the eight large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the eight large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Loud and Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Lori and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni and Loni Loud's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Luan and Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Laney and Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa and Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily and Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs were glowing, and that means big trouble was coming.

We saw six magical Brumal cores fly right past us, and circled around a figure flying in the air, who descended, and we saw who it was, it was Kuja, the powerful sorcerer and main antagonist of Final Fantasy IX.

Cloud Strife: Kuja, I should've known you'd show up here.

Eli: So, the powerful sorcerer who killed Garland long ago has finally arrived.

Kuja: That's correct, young Eli, and I'm honored to meet you, the one who got rid of the One-Winged Angel, Sephiroth, along with the legendary Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Nico: Nicole, what can you tell us about Kuja?

Nicole Knudson: Trust me, Commander, he has a bit of a tragic history.

Nicole Knudson proceeded to tell us about Kuja, and as expected, he has a tragic history.


Kuja
Kuja is the main antagonist of Final Fantasy IX. He operates behind the scenes, at first working in Queen Brahne of Alexandria's shadow. He wishes to acquire the power of the eidolons to come to rule Gaia. He is a powerful sorcerer who rides a silver dragon.

Kuja speaks in metaphors, referring to Garnet as a "canary" and Brahne as "the elephant-lady". His refined nature juxtaposes his role as a sadistic war-bringer. Kuja loves luxury, as evidenced by his home at Desert Palace and spending time in the nobles' district in Treno.

Profile
Appearance
Kuja has silver hair that falls halfway down his back. At 24 years old, Kuja is the youngest main antagonist in the Final Fantasy series. He wears a large feather in his hair, has light-blue eyes and pale complexion, and is of medium height and light build. He wears white sleeves with a violet mantle around his shoulders. A white robe covers the back of his legs down to his ankles held up by four straps that act as a codpiece. He wears armored, dark purple boots, with golden buckles.

When in Trance, Kuja becomes covered in red fur and his clothes, which turn white, become tattered. He has a long furred tail in this form.

A concept art of Kuja as a nobleman exists, but he never dons this attire in-game. It appears as an alternate outfit in Dissidia Final Fantasy NT, however.

Personality
Kuja is narcissistic in contrast to Zidane's humility. Kuja has an ego to match his power, and he lets his pride rule his head. Kuja once chose to let Zidane live even if he had a chance to kill him to prove himself superior. After discovering his destiny as a mortal, Kuja's cultured personality turns into insanity, believing life should not be allowed to continue without him. His descent into insanity and rebellion against Garland stem from the fear of oblivion, as Garland intended to discard Kuja's soul in favor of a new Genome. He is unfazed by being wounded, shown when being attacked by Bahamut.

Kuja uses his elegance to hide his insecurities, and deep down is conflicted over his existence. Kuja scorns the black mages he helped create, but also finds himself identifying with them. As explained in Final Fantasy IX Ultimania, Kuja never experienced childhood, and thus his emotional growth is stunted and he cannot use Trance. Kuja is thus initially unable to empathize with others or feel remorse for his actions. It appears that learning of his fate as a mortal and rebelling against this destiny allows Kuja to grow, as after losing his fight he comes to see at least some of the repercussions of his actions and to regret them.

In the Japanese versions of Final Fantasy IX and Dissidia, Kuja refers to himself with the boyish pronoun boku and addresses others with the familiar/informal kimi.

Abilities
Kuja is an exceptional mage. He knows the technology to manufacture black mages from Mist, and even with no outside help can summon Mistodons. He can control monsters as well as an army of Silver Dragons led by the Nova Dragon. He also commands the monster Deathguise that attacks Zidane's party in the Crystal World.

Kuja is largely immune to injury; even Bahamut's attack barely draws blood from him. Even when not in Trance he can cast the powerful Flare Star. After entering Trance Kuja's power increases dramatically. He knows the strongest spells including Curaga, Holy, Flare and Flare Star. He destroys Terra with Ultima, and uses it as a final attack when on the verge of defeat.

Story
Creation
Kuja is a Genome created by the ruler of the dead planet of Terra, Garland, in 1776. Garland's ultimate plan is for Terra to assimilate the planet of Gaia via replacing the Gaian souls with Terran ones. To accelerate the process Garland created Kuja and sent him to Gaia to incite war so Gaian souls would be replaced faster. However, Garland initially deemed Kuja a failure. According to the Final Fantasy IX Ultimania, Kuja was created as he is and never experienced a childhood. Thus he never developed full human emotions and would never be able to enter Trance, the world's ultimate power.

A strong mind of his own with no feelings of remorse or conscience was a dangerous mix, perfect for inciting war but difficult for Garland to harness. Garland thus placed a limit on Kuja's lifespan and created another Genome who would be different from Kuja from the outset: Zidane was created as a child able to learn and grow, and thus develop the ability for complex emotions needed to enter Trance, making him superior to Kuja.

While Garland never told him, Kuja was only a temporary Angel of Death meant to kill people on Gaia until Garland could perfect the true Angel of Death: Zidane. Kuja felt threatened by the new Genome and kidnapped him and abandoned him on Gaia. Garland continued using Kuja while a third Angel of Death, Mikoto, was eventually created, but outraged at Kuja's behavior, Garland banished Kuja from returning to Terra. Kuja, defiant of his master, made his home in the Desert Palace instead, though he frequents Treno and is known there as a nobleman.

Scheming against Garland
According to the Final Fantasy IX Ultimania, Kuja destroyed Madain Sari on Garland's instructions. Garland, fearful that the summoners' power to call forth the magical eidolons would come between him and his plans, wanted to eradicate the practice from Gaia. Kuja grew curious about these mythical beasts his master so feared, and came to pursue them himself.

The strongest eidolon in human memory, Alexander, was summoned only once 500 years ago. After being deemed dangerous its summoning gem was split up in four fragments so it may never be summoned again and distributed between the kingdoms of the Mist Continent.

It sounded perfect to Kuja who was scheming towards his own goals and only appeared loyal to Garland on the surface. Kuja knows if Garland's plan to fuse the planets was to succeed his role as the Angel of Death would end and his soul would no longer be his own as Garland would want to turn him into a regular Genome, a mere soul vessel. Kuja decided he had found the perfect weapon to overthrow Garland and become the master of both Terra and Gaia. With this idea in mind, Kuja began to pursue Alexander's crystal shards.

Fostering war
In early 1799, Kuja becomes a weapons supplier to Queen Brahne so she can conquer the neighboring nations of Burmecia and Lindblum and capture their crystal shards. The weapons Kuja supplies are the black mages, soulless golems who wield powerful magic. It is hinted Kuja knows how Genomes are manufactured and used this knowledge in the production of the black mages.

Kuja kidnapped Hildagarde Fabool in July 1799, a noblewoman from the nation of Lindblum, who had taken a prototype airship from Lindblum named after her that flies on advanced technology, the Hilda Garde. Kuja kept Hilda captive and, in need of an audience to fuel his narcissism, told her of his plans to conquer Terra an Gaia while taking the airship for himself.

Kuja is at the auction house in Treno, observing the auctions from a balcony, and afterward speaks with the auctioneer of his plan to head to Burmecia. Burmecia is conquered, and Zidane—now a thief living in Gaia with no knowledge of his origins—sets out on a quest to find out what is happening alongside his friend, a Burmecian Freya Crescent, and a sentient black mage, Vivi Ornitier, as well as possibly a Qu gourmand, Quina Quen. The four arrive too late to defend the kingdom and are defeated by General Beatrix of Alexandria. Kuja observes Zidane before boarding his dragon and departing the site.

Brahne, under Kuja's advice, extracts her daughter's eidolons while Garnet is under a sleeping spell. Brahne summons Odin to destroy the Burmecian survivors at Cleyra and to capture Cleyra's crystal shard. Zidane and his allies sneak aboard Brahne's airship and teleport to Alexandria Castle.

Zidane and his friends rescue Garnet, who learns of her roots as a summoner. The group splits with Zidane, Garnet, and Vivi returning to Lindblum, only to witness Brahne conquer it with Atomos and her army of black mages. The surrendered Regent Cid tells Zidane's party about Kuja's role as Brahne's weapons supplier, and the three turn their attention to defeating him and cutting off Brahne's supply of black mages. Armed with the knowledge that Kuja came from the north, they set out to the Outer Continent.

Zidane, Vivi, and Garnet track Kuja, following leads to the Black Mage Village and the summoners' ruined village of Madain Sari, recruiting Quina, Eiko Carol, and Amarant Coral along the journey. The group continues to the Iifa Tree, a gigantic tree that assists in filtering the Gaian and Terran souls—the Mist that Kuja uses to create the black mages is a by-product of this process. The party kills Soulcage, stopping the flow of Mist, but Kuja arrives on his dragon and tells them he no longer cares.

Brahne's fleet arrives, and Brahne, deeming she no longer needs him, attacks Kuja. Kuja survives Brahne's onslaught and she summons Bahamut. Kuja enslaves Bahamut by calling forth the Invincible, a Terran airship able to house souls, and kills the queen by destroying her fleet.

Garnet is crowned the new queen and Kuja returns to Alexandria intent on killing her with his new eidolon. Kuja summons Bahamut and commands it to destroy the kingdom. Garnet and Eiko rush to Alexandria Castle's turrets and call forth the eidolon guardian of Alexandria, Alexander, by bringing the four crystal fragments together.

Alexander destroys Bahamut and Kuja attempts to enslave the former by calling the Invincible. Garland has learned of Kuja's rebellion and commands the Invincible to destroy both Alexander and Alexandria, frustrating Kuja, and leaving him without an eidolon to manipulate. Kuja vows he will find an eidolon even stronger than Alexander and departs.

Zidane and his allies return to Lindblum where Cid tells them Kuja has been spotted in control of his Hilda Garde airship, and has recruited the sentient black mages from the Black Mage Village. They use Cid's sailing ship, the Blue Narciss, to return to the Outer Continent and find Kuja's Desert Palace. Kuja captures the group, and tells Zidane he will release his friends if he retrieves an artifact for him, sending Zidane to Oeilvert with three friends of his choosing.

While Zidane is at Oeilvert Kuja attempts to kill his companions who were left behind. They narrowly escape, but Zidane returns before Kuja finds the escapees and hands over the Gulug Stone. Kuja escapes with Eiko, and Zidane follows him to Mount Gulug where Kuja commands Zorn and Thorn, Brahne's jesters that now work for him, to extract Eiko's eidolons, but the attempt fails because she is too young.

Eiko's pet moogle Mog enters Trance, unleashing her true power as the eidolon Madeen. Kuja realizes that to enter Trance one needs to experience a surge of powerful emotions, and formulates a new plan. He decides he doesn't need an eidolon to fight Garland after all; he simply needs to enter Trance.

Return to Terra
Kuja loses all his allies when the black mages realize he had tricked them and return to their village. Zorn and Thorn were killed by Zidane's party, who have rescued Hilda and taken back the airship Hilda Garde. With help from Hilda Zidane and his companions open the path to Terra. Zidane meets Garland who reveals his and Kuja's past, claiming Kuja is in denial of his existence as a Genome.

Garland attempts to take Zidane's soul and turn him into an ordinary Genome when Zidane defies his plans. He survives and Zidane and his allies attack Garland. A weakened Garland is usurped by Kuja who has returned to Terra on his Silver Dragon and taken control of the Invincible.

Kuja enters a Trance and crushes Zidane and his friends with Ultima. Perhaps because Kuja is a Genome, a being designed as a vessel for souls, he has been able to be empowered by the captive souls on the Invincible, including the soul of Queen Brahne; her feelings of greed, hatred, and jealousy were the emotional surges Kuja needed to enter such a powerful Trance. Kuja kicks Garland off the precipice of Castle Pandemonium and declares he will rule both Gaia and Terra.

Garland's spirit lingers and speaks to Kuja, telling him he was created to last only until the real Angel of Death, Zidane, reached maturity. Kuja realizes he is but a temporary pawn, much like the black mages he so despises. The revelation of his impending death drives Kuja mad, and he declares he won't let the world exist without him.

Mortality realized
Kuja destroys Terra with a barrage of Ultima spells and returns to Gaia. Zidane and his friends escape on the Invincible along with the other Genomes they saved. They find Gaia covered in Mist and surmise Kuja is at the Iifa Tree. With the help of Beatrix commanding an alliance of the survivors of the Mist Continent's kingdoms, Zidane and his friends penetrate the barrier into Memoria, a world made manifest of the planet's memories. Guided by Garland's spirit, they travel deeper into Memoria and travel back in time to the origin of the universe, the Crystal World.

In the Crystal World they find Kuja at the Crystal, the source of all life. Kuja summons Deathguise who is summarily destroyed. Kuja engages Zidane's party himself, and upon his defeat casts Ultima, defeating them. Zidane and his friends appear in the Hill of Despair and encounter Necron, a being summoned by Kuja's fear of death to destroy all life and save it from the suffering of existence. Necron is defeated, and life is allowed to continue.

Kuja, who has lost his Trance, uses the last of his powers to teleport Zidane and his friends outside the Iifa Tree. Zidane stays behind to rescue him as the tree's trunk and roots start to collapse. A weakened Kuja is full of self-loath and regret, but is glad to hear Zidane's friends have escaped unharmed. As Kuja's body goes limp, the tree's interior collapses and Zidane protects the former as flailing roots converge on them. Mikoto, the third Angel of Death Garland had created, later tells Kuja in spirit how he taught the Genomes they can be more than mindless vessels and has given them hope for the future.


When Nicole Knudson was finished, we were indeed shocked that Kuja has a very tragic history.

Me: Whoa, this is pretty heavy.

Nico: You said it, Colonel. Kuja has a pretty tragic history, and it really hit home when we found out that he didn't have a purpose in life.

Lincoln: You said it, Commander. That really hit deep.

But, out of all of us, none was more shocked than Gumball Watterson. When he looked at Kuja, he'd seen what could've happened to him if some of his friends, his mother, and Darwin weren't with him.

Gumball Watterson: Kuja.

Suddenly, Gumball Watterson's black eyes had turned to neon light blue, and he was surrounded by a light blue energy aura with magic and elemental forces surrounding him, and as he approached Kuja, he left light blue energy, magic, and elemental forces with every step.

Gumball Watterson: Kuja, what happened to you long ago was indeed tragic. I know that you didn't have a purpose in life when you were created by Garland, but I'm going to show you that you can still have a purpose in life, and prove that you do have a choice.

Then, Gumball Watterson was surrounded by a massive vortex of light blue energy with magic and elemental forces surrounding it, there was a light blue fenghuang phoenix flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a gold phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Gumball Watterson emerged, but he was changed forever.

(IMPERATRIX MUNDI 1:45 TO 2:14)

Gumball Watterson grew to 7'0" in height, he now has abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, he has neon light blue eyes and a light blue energy aura with magic, elemental forces, and fenghuang phoenixes surrounding him, he now has a tuft of long blue hair on his head and going down to the bottom of his neck, and his tail has gotten longer, he has a fenghuang phoenix with the Magic Kanji emblazoned on his forehead, he has on a pair of silver cat head earrings with blue tassels on them and a fur collar studded with three blue gems and on it are hanging rows of black pearls. He has on a pair of white gloves with armored claws, green shirt with the Yin-Yang symbol and engravings on it, a long white fabric around his waist with a Yin-Yang symbol on it and gold tassels hanging from it, long blue pants, and no shoes, and long blue coat with a high collar and seven long curved coattails and on the back is a fenghuang phoenix. Gumball has massive blue angel wings with gold tips on the large blue feathers.

Gumball Watterson now has two large levitating sapphire blue globes called Globes of The Mystic, a pair of large levitating light blue globes decorated with gold markings and embedded blue gems, and a small levitating sapphire blue sorcerer's orb on his left side. In the sleeves of the long blue coat, Gumball has on his new large cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with blue gems on his wrists, Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large blue gem with a Yin-Yang symbol inside it for the belt buckle on his waist, and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his left hip. There's a gold kanji below the fenghuang phoenix that said, "Gumball Watterson, Former Resident of Elmore Now Resident of Gotham Royal York, Brother of Darwin and Anais Watterson, Son of Nicole and Richard Watterson, Slayer of Evil, Foiler of Dr. Wrecker's Evil Schemes, Loving Boyfriend of Penny Fitzgerald, and Master of Magic, Elemental Forces, and Fenghuang Phoenixes."

ガンボール・ワターソン、エルモアの元居住者、現在はゴッサム・ロイヤル・ヨークの居住者、ダーウィンとアナイス・ワタソンの兄弟、ニコルとリチャード・ワタソンの息子、悪の殺し屋、レッカー博士の悪の計画のフォイラー、ペニー・フィッツジェラルドの愛するボーイフレンド、そして魔法のマスター、エレメンタルフォース、およびフェンファンフェニックス

Gumball Watterson has transformed into SUPER ANGEL 750,000,000,000 SAPPHIRE FENGHUANG MAGICSTORM ELEMENTAL FELINE ANGEL OF JUSTICE AND HOPE!

We were amazed by Gumball Watterson's Super Angel 750,000,000,000 transformation, but when Kuja saw it, he maintained his composure.

Me: Whoa, Gumball's transformed.

Nico: You said it, Colonel. But, I can't help but get the feeling that whatever Gumball has planned, it's not going to end in him killing Kuja.

Gumball Watterson: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of Elemental Magic and Hope) Alright, Kuja, time for the grand finale.

Dissidia Final Fantasy NT OST: The Darkness of Eternity - Kuja's Theme

Kuja: I shall make this my greatest performance.

Gumball went at Kuja, who fired his Brumal Cores, but Gumball dodged them, and he fired powerful blasts of sapphire blue energy, magic, elemental forces, and fenghuang phoenixes at Kuja, which had exploded with incredible power. Then, he attacked with the globes spinning around him by performing turns, and he performed an airborne ballerina spin with the two globes spinning around him, and the globes hit Kuja. He also fired blue laser blasts from the Globes of the Mystic and the small sapphire blue sorcerer's orb, which also hits Kuja. Then, Kuja transformed into his Trance form, and continued to fight Gumball, but Gumball kept dodging the attacks, and counterattacked. Then, Gumball used Kuja's Brumal Cores against him, and fired them at him, and knocked him down, and it caused Kuja to change back to normal. Gumball powered down, and his new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, and angel wings are permanent.

Kuja: So, it's finally over. Go ahead and finish it, I've been defeated by life itself.

But, Gumball walked up to him, and he kneeled down to face Kuja.

Gumball Watterson: No, Kuja. When Nicole Knudson told us of your tragic history, we were shocked at what happened to you. But, believe me when I tell you this, though you were created by Garland and you weren't given a normal life, you can still have a chance to have a life of your own, and be a force for good, instead of evil. When I looked into your eyes, I know what I saw: I was just like you long ago, I was hated by practically everyone back in Elmore, but it's because of some of my friends and my family that I didn't give into despair. But, you don't have to be like that, Kuja, because you now have something that no villain does have: (Extends his hand) a friend.

Suddenly, something in Gumball's words reached Kuja deep into his heart, and this caused something to break through the insecurities Kuja had in him, and tears appeared in his eyes, as he took those words into heart.

Kuja: Yes, you're right. Now, I finally realize the truth, I was chained by my fear of death, and I was afraid of dying, and I was created as a soulless vessel by Garland. But, I don't want to be like this, not anymore.

Kuja then took Gumball's hand, and they got up.

Kuja: Thank you, Gumball Watterson.

Then, Gumball hugged Kuja, and he returned it, and when we saw what Gumball did, we were really amazed at what he did.

Lincoln: (Smiles) I'm proud of you, Gumball.

Me: (Smiles) We all are, big guy.

Nico: (Smiles) That was so awesome.

Nicole, Darwin, and some of Gumball's friends all had tears in their eyes and a smile on their face. We then got back into our cars to finish the race, and Kuja was then made a member of The Redemption Squad, because of Gumball's actions, and we were proud of him for not killing Kuja.

We then went to finish the race and Me, Allie, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Laney, Eli and Sailor Jupiter won! We went to the winners circle.

Abis Mal: Thank you! Don't send flowers. Just money!

Me, Allie, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Laney, Eli and Sailor Jupiter were given trophies that looked like the planet Jupiter and it had a spaceship racing around it and it was awesome.

Me: Awesome victory!

Rainbow Dash: YEAH! This was AWESOME!

Scootaloo: Yeah it was!

Me: Yep. And we've seen the last of Ezekiel Rage.

Laney: Good riddance. I was expecting one of the Twisted Princesses in this one but Ezekiel Rage is good.

Nico: Yeah. But great job everyone. Lets head back to Earth and celebrate.

We cheered.


We were having a great victory meal at the Melting Bun of Lynn's Table and it was one CHEESY and awesome victory. Then Skulker, Cantwell, Pete, Onyx, Mole Man, Trickster, Melter, Titanium Toenail, Artie Ziff and Mr. Fizz appeared.

Nico: Skulker, Cantwell, Pete, Onyx, Mole Man, Trickster, Melter, Titanium Toenail, Artie Ziff and Mr. Fizz.

Skulker: We heard you guys fought the Monstrous Machine.

William: We sure did.

Me: And Ezekiel Rage.

Titanium Toenail: WHOA! I've heard of him! He was a monster that was out to destroy the planet because he thought the world murdered his wife and daughter.

Me: Yep that's right. But the Monstrous Machine was a monster we faced before when we faced the Goblin King.

Cantwell: We'll bring it back into our ranks right away.

Pete: Without the bomb.

Me: Good.

Onyx: (to me) We heard you fought the Thing again.

Me: We sure did.

Mole Man: Was it easier to defeat this time?

Me: Yep and we cured the people it infected and saved Bennings, Palmer, Norris and Blair from it.

Mole Man: WHOA! How did you do that?

Me: I used my magic to separate the creature from them.

Mole Man: Amazing!

Me: Yep.

Dragonflay then appeared for round 2.

Nico: Dragonflay. Here for round 2?

Dragonflay: Yep.

Nico: Awesome.

Dragonflay: I wish I could've participated in the race. But I hope it was still good.

Me: It sure was good. We got to see all of Jupiter and we even saw the Jupiter Prison.

Nico: It was awesome.

We got the battles underway.


Aqua, Sora, Kairi, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Kerfuffle, Mistmane, Water Skylanders, Danny Phantom, Sam Manson, Cyborg, Gluko and Storm Shadow VS Skulker - Amazing how Jupiter is a massive storm planet


Skulker was first.

Skulker: (to Aqua) It's amazing how Jupiter is a massive storm planet. Good thing there was a moon for you guys to land on.

Aqua: Jupiter is over 86,000 miles in diameter and it also has the 2nd largest number of moons in the solar system.

Kairi: That's right. It has 79 moons and that is amazing.

Sora: It sure is. Jupiter and Saturn are both mini-solar systems in the solar systems.

Rarity: That is most amazing there darlings. I think it's amazing that Jupiter and Saturn both have amazing moons.

Sweetie Bell: It sure is cool.

Kerfuffle: (Minnesota Accent) Even though astronomy is not part of my strongsuit it still is really amazing doncha know.

Mistmane: It sure is awesome.

Gill Grunt: Yeah no kidding. It's awesome too.

Danny Phantom: I think Jupiter is one of the most amazing planets we've ever seen.

Sam Manson: Yep it sure is.

Cyborg: You got that right. I saw a movie where Jupiter becomes a 2nd sun.

Skulker: You mean 2010. That was a great movie.

Aqua: Can you imagine that? Jupiter suddenly becoming another sun?

Skulker: That would be an amazing sight to see. Lets do it!

They fired waves of water, jewels, ice and energy and smashed him down.

Aqua: ALL RIGHT!

Rarity: Rapture darling that was grand!


Lisa Simpson, Twilight Sparkle, Luster Dawn, Sunny Starscout, Star Swirl the Bearded, Magic Skylanders, Mrs. Krabappel, Ms. Hoover, Mrs. Johnson, Mr. Maurice Mandrill, Sideshow Bob and Jack Spicer VS Cantwell - Ezekiel Rage wanting to destroy the world all because the government refused to help him


Cantwell was next.

Cantwell: (to Lisa) Ezekiel Rage wanted to destroy the world all because the government refused to help him? If he didn't try to nuke the Earth, I would've felt sorry for him.

Lisa Simpson: He wasn't just going to nuke the Earth, he was going to blow the entire planet into space dust.

Twilight Sparkle: And all because the government failed to help him because he had his wife and daughter with him.

Luster Dawn: He completely lost his mind and then decided that he was going to destroy the entire planet because he thought it was a wicked place.

Sunny Starscout: He was going to not just "Punish the Wicked" but he was also going to annihilate the entire human race!

Star Swirl: He was completely insane!

Spyro: Yeah he had no honor! And he was once a great government agent for the C.I.A. What a waste of a life.

Mrs. Krabappel: Yeah he sure was. He deserved to be thrown away! HA!

Ms. Hoover: I don't like people like that either.

Mrs. Johnson: Same here. What a monster!

Mr. Mandrill: Yeah how uncool and not groovy.

Cantwell: No kidding. Lets do it!

They fired waves of magic and energy and smashed her down.

Lisa Simpson: ALL RIGHT!

Twilight Sparkle: That was amazing!


Penny, Bernard, Bianca, Cody, Rainbow Dash, Daring Do, Scootaloo, Pickle & Barley Barrel, Flash Magnus, Air Skylanders, Mickey, Donald, Goofy, Sora, Kairi, Po, Cyclonus and Scourge VS Pete - Taranee transforming against the Thing and congratulations to Rainbow Dash and Scootaloo for winning the race


Pete was next.

Pete: (to Penny) Taranee was awesome transforming against the Thing. Congratulations to Rainbow Dash and Scootaloo for winning the race!

Penny: Taranee was awesome.

Rainbow Dash: Thanks for the congratulations though.

Scootaloo: It was so awesome.

Bernard: That was a really awesome race.

Bianca: (Hungarian Accent) It was most really fun!

Cody: (Australian Accent) It sure was mates.

Rainbow Dash: Taranee sure did awesome against the Thing. But it was horrible seeing what it was like when we first saw it.

Scootaloo: It sure was! Kate went through an absolute nightmare because of it.

Pickle Barrel: Boy that was terrible! I can't believe that monster scared her that bad.

Barley Barrel: You're not kidding there. That was scary!

Flash Magnus: Yeah no kidding. But at least we destroyed it for good.

Whirlwind: Yeah. Kate, MacReady and Captain Blake all went through a nightmare because of it.

Mickey: You're not kidding there. It was horrible.

Donald: Yeah!

Goofy: Gawrsh it sure was.

Sora: No kidding.

Kairi: That was horrifying.

Po: Not awesome at all.

Pete: It sure was. Lets do it!

They fired waves of lightning, rainbows and wind and smashed him down.

Penny: AWESOME!

Rainbow Dash: That was AWESOME!


Clay Bailey, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Big Mac, Rockhoof, Earth Skylanders, Static Shock, Gear, Carmen, Maria, Ario (Chaotic), Sinnertwin and Cutthroat VS Onyx - Thank goodness Tina isn't like The Thing in General


Onyx was next.

Onyx: (to Clay) Thank goodness Tina isn't like the Thing in General. Her powers are actually more stable.

Clay Bailey: That is really something. I wonder how Tina was able to become like that.

Applejack: Boy that is a good question. We've seen the Thing and what it can do and we know that it was a monster.

Apple Bloom: It sure was and it was scary.

Big Mac: Eeyup.

Rockhoof: (Scottish Accent) Aye. It sure was a scary monster lads.

Flashwing: My guess is that she was exposed to the Thing a while back probably at the Norwegian Camp and she ran away and got to Outpost 31 and she knew so much about our adventures from Mac and she somehow reigned in the powers of her Thing powers with the strength of her will.

Static Shock: That could be it.

Gear: Just what I was thinking.

Carmen: We'll have to have Dragonflay ask how that happened.

Maria: Yeah that's a good idea.

Ario: I agree.

Onyx: I'm glad. Lets do it!

They fired waves of energy, earth, rock, apples and crystal and smashed him down.

Clay: YEEHAW!

Applejack: YEEHAW! That was great!


Martian Manhunter, Sailor Mars, Sunset Shimmer, Pip-Squeak, Pepperdance, Firecracker Burst, Cayenne, Gusty the Great, Fire Skylanders, Johnny Test, Dukey, Susan & Mary Test, Georgina, Mason Brown and Battletrap VS Mole Man - Tina Terishkovanaya is amazing with those incredible shapeshifting powers and she would make a really awesome infiltrator and spy


Mole Man was next.

Mole Man: (To Martian Manhunter) Tina Terishkovanaya is amazing with those incredible shapeshifting powers. She would make a really awesome infiltrator and spy.

Martian Manhunter: Her powers with the abilities of the Thing would make her a most amazing and gifted individual.

Sailor Mars: I agree. She would make an awesome spy for us to get inside information and because it's a perfect shapeshifting power no one can be able to tell the difference.

Sunset Shimmer: That is so awesome. Thank goodness that Kate didn't torch her because of everything that happened to her.

Pip-Squeak: (British Accent) That is a good thing. Tina is really cool too.

Pepperdance: (Cajun Accent) Ooowee! That is so awesome and cool.

Firecracker Burst: And she has the powers and abilities of over 10,000,000 aliens at her disposal and she can turn into anyone and anything. So awesome.

Cayenne: That is really cool.

Gusty: I think it's awesome and really cool.

Sunburn: Boy it sure is. The Thing killed everyone in Thule Station except for Kate and everyone in Outpost 31 lived thanks to J.D.

Johnny Test: That was really scary though.

Dukey: It sure was.

Susan Test: You aren't kidding.

Mary Test: Yep. So scary.

Georgina: Yeah no kidding.

Mole Man: Indeed. Lets do it!

They fired waves of fire and energy and smashed him down.

Martian Manhunter: That was most fun.

Sunset Shimmer: That was amazing!


Raimundo, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Trixie Lulamoon, Clover the Clever, Undead Skylanders, Maya Kona, Lily, Girl Jordan, Ronnie Anne, Stewie, Rippersnapper and Blot VS Trickster - Cornelia Transforming against the Xenomorphs on planet LV-426


Trickster was next.

Trickster: (To Raimundo) Cornelia was awesome transforming against the Xenomorphs on planet LV-426. Those merciless monsters had it coming!

Raimundo: You got that right amigo! The Xenomorphs were ugly and horrifying!

Starlight Glimmer: You got that right! Cornelia was really awesome against them. Megan is one lucky girl to have an amazing friend like her.

Cozy Glow: Boy I agree with you there.

Trixie Lulamoon: Megan and Cornelia are like awesome sisters and they have known each other since they met on a chat room. So awesome.

Clover: It sure is. And when they joined the team they had so many awesome adventures with us too.

Hex: They sure did and it was awesome.

Maya Kona: That was so awesome how Cornelia transformed and that Megan and Cornelia know each other that strongly both apart and then together.

Lily: That is awesome. And also Cornelia has the leader of the rebels that helped bring down Phobos as her boyfriend.

Girl Jordan: Caleb is awesome.

Ronnie Anne: You got that right.

Stewie: He is most amazing.

Trickster: It sure was. Lets do it!

They fired waves of wind, stars, magic, bones and lightning and smashed him down.

Raimundo: ALL RIGHT!

Starlight Glimmer: That was amazing!


Aquaman, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Mage Meadowbrook, Life Skylanders, Luan, Eddy, Girl Jordan, Sydney, Gus Garv and Tricloid VS Melter - 2 horrifying rescues and 1 awesome race


Melter was next.

Melter: (to Aquaman) You guys had 2 horrifying rescues and 1 awesome race. If you know what I'm talking about.

Aquaman: Yes I know what you mean and they were scary rescues. The Thing and the Xenomorphs were 2 horrifying monsters.

Fluttershy: They sure were and they were scary above all others.

Tornado Bolt: They most sure were.

Mage Meadowbrook: Yeah no kidding. But at least they are gone for good.

Stealth Elf: They were both Super Hakaied forever.

Luan: Yeah good riddance.

Eddy: Thank goodness for that too.

Girl Jordan: Yeah thank goodness.

Sydney: No kidding there.

Melter: I agree. But it was awesome how you all took them down and had an amazing race. Lets do it!

They fired waves of leaves, flowers, grass and fruit and smashed him down.

Aquaman: A victory for Atlantis!

Fluttershy: That was fun.


Chazz Princeton, Pinkie Pie, Featherweight, Maud Pie, Marble Pie, Somnambula, Tech Skylanders, Crimson Chin, Timmy Turner, Golden Locks, Robin, Magma, and Yagura VS Titanium Toenail - Amazing that the Penguins know that pigeon


Titanium Toenail was next.

Titanium Toenail: (to Chazz) Amazing that the Penguins know that pigeon. Looks like Alex and his friends aren't the only animals they know.

Chazz: You got that right and Frankie the pigeon was one stupid bird! I can't believe he was gonna drop one on Stella!

Pinkie Pie: Now I see why Lisa Simpson is not very fond of pigeons.

Featherweight: She calls them rats with wings.

Maud Pie: (Monotonously) I may not be into pigeons but they are strange birds.

Marble Pie: I think Lily has a fear of pigeons too.

Somnambula: (Egyptian Accent) I wonder how she got that.

Sprocket: Oh because a pigeon knocked over her sundae at an ice cream shop and she developed a fear called Ornithophobia but it's mostly around pigeons.

Crimson Chin: That explains why she doesn't like Sancho.

Golden Locks: Poor girl.

Timmy Turner: Poor Lily. But at least she got her sundae.

Robin: Made by everyone with Flip's groceries.

Titanium Toenail: And I heard he had a second wisdom tooth removal surgery. Is that even possible?

Chazz: That's what J.D. said himself. Really unusual.

Titanium Toenail: Yeah that is strange. (To Rita) Ms. Rita is it possible to have more wisdom teeth?

Rita: Yes it is possible. The term for that is called Supernumerary teeth and that means you have more than one set of wisdom teeth.

Titanium Toenail: That is interesting.

Chazz: I didn't know about that. That is really strange. I'll be right back.

Chazz went over to Flip.

Flip: What are you going to do to me Chazz?

Chazz: Just look inside your mouth.

Chazz put on a mask and looked inside his mouth and sure enough he saw 8 holes where his 2 sets of wisdom teeth were pulled out! GEEZ!

Chazz: WHOA! Flip I didn't know you were able to have 2 sets of Wisdom Teeth.

Flip: Yeah that's crazy huh? I'm one of the strange ones.

Chazz: No kidding. Thanks for your time.

Flip: You're welcome.

Chazz went back to the battle.

Chazz: You weren't kidding Ms. Rita. Flip is one of the lucky ones to have more than one set of 4 Wisdom Teeth.

Rita: Yep.

Titanium Toenail: That is crazy. Lets do it!

They fired waves of metal, gears, lightning and fire and smashed him down.

Chazz: ALL RIGHT!

Pinkie Pie: BEST USUAL BATTLE EVER!


Leon, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Ink Rose, Moonlight Raven, Dark Skylanders, Homer, Bart, Lisa, Moe, Lenny, Carl, Barney, Poromon, 3 Stooges, Marah and Kapri VS Artie Ziff - Stella really was saved by Poromon and he is gonna be in for a huge bath


Artie Ziff was next.

Artie Ziff: (to Leon) Stella really was saved by Poromon. But he's gonna be in for a huge bath.

Leon: You got that right. But I think Frankie the Pigeon is probably going to think twice about messing with Poromon now that he has the Penguins with him to help him out.

Princess Luna: That was a big save from Poromon and he saved Stella.

Moondust: He sure did.

Snowdrop: Poromon is an amazing hero.

Gari: Yep he sure is. So awesome.

Ink Rose: That was one funny battle with Frankie.

Moonlight Raven: Yeah it sure was.

Blackout: It sure was funny.

Homer: That stupid pigeon! He should have been stuffed and grilled! (Laughs) That's funny.

Bart: Yeah he was worse than Homer when he takes a dump!

Homer: WHY YOU LITTLE!? (STRANGLES BART!)

Leon took out a stun gun and zapped Homer.

Leon: Drop him Homer!

Homer: Sorry.

Lisa Simpson: I may not like pigeons but they are crazy birds.

Moe (Simpsons): They don't like drinking beer do they?

Lenny: I don't think so Moe.

Carl: That would be crazy if they did.

Barney Gumble: Yeah they would not like a good beer. (BELCH!)

Poromon: But yeah I will need a huge bath after today.

Moe Howard: That's true.

Curly: Yeah he smells worse than Moe on a bad day. Nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk.

HONK BOOF BONK POINK!

Moe honked Curly on his nose, boofed his stomach, bonked him on the head and poked his eyes.

Larry Fine: Hey leave him alone!

Moe: Butt out of this you chowderhead!

SLAP!

He slapped him across his face.

Everyone laughed.

Artie Ziff: (Laughs) That is always so funny!

Leon: They still got it even after 75 years.

Artie Ziff: Yep. Lets do it!

They fired waves of darkness and energy and smashed him down.

Leon: That was awesome!

Princess Luna: A true victory of the night!


Gwen Tennyson, Princess Celestia, Minuette, Twinkleshine, Lemon Hearts, Moondancer, Lyra Heartstrings, Sunset Shimmer, Twilight Sparkle, Light Skylanders, Will, Irma, Taranee, Cornelia, Hay Lin, J.D. Knudson, Elyon, Megan, Matt, Lillian, Cassidy, Halinor, Yan Lin, Kadma, Nerissa, Numbuh 2, Pain Yatta and Krankcase VS Mr. Fizz - I took one helluva nasty beating against Ezekiel Rage and it was awesome how I faced him


Mr. Fizz was next.

Mr. Fizz: (to Gwen) J.D. took one helluva nasty beating against Ezekiel Rage. But it was still awesome how he faced him.

Gwen Tennyson: Yes it sure was and the more that Rage beat him up like that the stronger he got. I wonder how that was possible.

Princess Celestia: That is probably one of Majin Buu's powers. The more beatings he took the stronger he got.

Minuette: That is really awesome. No wonder he gave the Z-Fighters a really hard time.

Twinkleshine: No kidding. That was a wicked and devastating battle that they went through.

Lemon Hearts: It sure was. Wow.

Moondancer: But at least that was another one of Jonny Quest's major enemies destroyed.

Mr. Fizz: Which enemies of Jonny Quest and the Quest team did we take down?

Lyra Heartstrings: Lets see, we faced Jeremiah Surd, Dr. Zin, Vostok, Elise Lenoir, Dr. Salazar and now Ezekiel Rage. Natilee took down Salazar on the team''s global vacation from what I heard.

Sunset Shimmer: I heard that he was going to destroy the world with a deadly and ancient plague from the Malenque.

Twilight Sparkle: That was crazy and terrible.

Spotlight: It sure was. We have officially dealt with ALL of the Quest Team's major enemies.

Will: We sure did and they are all either in jail or dead.

Irma: Thank goodness. They deserve to be dead or in jail for their crimes.

Taranee: They sure do. I'm glad they are all gone.

Cornelia: I agree with you there. They had it coming.

Hay Lin: I'm glad that they had it coming.

Me: You got that right girls. And yes we have officially taken down all of the Quest Team's major and most dangerous enemies. They put up one helluva dangerous and deadly challenge for all of us.

Elyon: Boy they sure have. I hope they like the darkness of oblivion for eternity. But also I heard from Jonny that Ezekiel Rage came back more and more and more.

Megan: That's right. But this time we made sure he would never come back after J.D. super hakaied him.

Matt Olsen: Good riddance to bad rubbish.

Lillian Hale: You got that right.

Cassidy: He sure had it coming.

Halinor: All of the Quest Team's enemies had it coming.

Yan Lin: They sure did. Good riddance.

Kadma: I agree there.

Nerissa: Yeah they sure have had it coming.

Numbuh 2: Yep they sure have.

Mr. Fizz: Wow! That is amazing and intense. Lets do it!

Will: Here we go! GUARDIANS UNITE!

We glowed in rainbow balls of energy we turned into our Guardian forms and Matt turned into Shagon!

Will: (ENERGY SURGE) THE HEART!

Irma: (WATER SPLASH) WATER!

Taranee: (FIRE SWIRL) FIRE!

Cornelia: (LEAVES GROW) EARTH!

Hay Lin: (WIND BLOWS) AIR!

Me: (LIGHTNING STRIKES) LIGHTNING!

Elyon: (CLOCKS TICK) TIME!

Megan: (STARS TWINKLE) SPACE!

Matt: (DARKNESS SWIRLS) AVATAR OF HATE! SHAGON!

Lillian: (LIGHT SHINES) LIGHT!

Cassidy: (WATER SPLASH) CASSIDY! GUARDIAN OF WATER!

Halinor: (FIRE SWIRL) HALINOR! GUARDIAN OF FIRE!

Yan Lin: (WIND BLOWS) YAN LIN! GUARDIAN OF AIR!

Kadma: (LEAVES GROW) KADMA! GUARDIAN OF EARTH!

Nerissa: (ENERGY SURGES) NERISSA! GUARDIAN OF THE HEART!

We were ready!

Mr. Fizz: We haven't seen you do that in a while.

Me: I know. It feels like forever. If we use these powers against a bad guy, I'll have to see how my newest transformation affected it.

Mr. Fizz: That will be interesting to see.

We fired waves of elements and magic and light and smashed him down.

Gwen Tennyson: ALL RIGHT!

Princess Celestia: That was so awesome!


Megaforce Rangers, Laney, Nico, Eli, Lola and Tina Terishkovanaya VS Dragonflay


Dragonflay was next.

Nico: This will be awesome.

Nico teleported and opened Dragonflay's safe and in it was a bunch of swords called the Destroyers of The Shinra Company, they're large swords with the anti-Shinra Company symbol etched onto the 6'5" massive, wide, double-edged blades, large silver angel wings for the crossguards, large gems for the hilts, longer black handles, and large silver faceted sphere pommels with surrounding gems. Once in hand, they'll get a massive power and energy increase.

Nico teleported back.

Dragonflay: Awesome. Tina how did you get the powers of the Thing like that?

Tina Terishkovanaya: It was because I was bitten by the Thing. I was originally from a Russian Research station and I don't know how to explain it but it was because of the Thing in the form of a man with black hair and he had this split face and chest with teeth and tentacles coming out of it.

Nico: That was Griggs!

Tina Terishkovanaya: I had a feeling that's who it was.

She showed a bite mark from the Griggs-Thing on her arm. OUCH! It looked more like a shark bite!

Nico: GEEZ! That is one nasty bite!

Lola: OUCH!

Tina Terishkovanaya: Yeah it REALLY hurt. I ran away from the station and I got to Outpost 31 safely. I started feeling the changes of the Thing and it took intensely strong sheer will power and concentration to reign in the power of a creature with over 10,000,000 aliens in it and I became the first ever Human-Thing Hybrid in history. I now have amazing shapeshifting powers and I can turn into anything and anyone. Watch.

She turned into a husky, a crocodile, a lion, a sheep, a bird, a mouse and then an elephant. Then she reverted back. She then turned into many people. She turned into many people of different appearances and then back to normal.

Dragonflay: WHOA! That is amazing!

Nico: WOW! That is amazing! Tina you definitely would make an amazing spy and infiltrator in the world of espionage.

Tina Terishkovanaya: I sure would.

Troy Burrows: That is really amazing.

Emma: Yeah it sure is. And no one would even suspect a thing.

Gia: They sure wouldn't.

Laney: That is awesome.

Nico: Yep. Now we can get it on.

Megaforce Rangers: IT'S MORPHIN TIME! GO GO MEGAFORCE!

They transformed!

Troy Burrows: FURY OF THE DRAGON! MEGAFORCE RED!

Emma: FLAMES OF THE PHOENIX! MEGAFORCE PINK!

Jake Holling: VENOM OF THE SNAKE! MEGAFORCE BLACK!

Gia: CLAW OF THE TIGER! MEGAFORCE YELLOW!

Noah: BITE OF THE SHARK! MEGAFORCE BLUE!

Troy Burrows: EARTH'S DEFENDERS NEVER SURRENDER!

All: POWER RANGERS MEGAFORCE!

KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion erupted out from behind them and the Megaforce Symbol appeared in it and they were ready!

Nico: AWESOME!

Troy: Lets bring them together!

The Megaforce Rangers formed the Megaforce Blaster!

All: MEGAFORCE BLASTER!

Troy and Emma: SKY POWER! ENERGIZE!

Gia and Jake: LAND POWER! ENERGIZE!

Noah: SEA POWER! ENERGIZE!

The blaster was charged up!

Nico: LETS GET HIM!

Tina Terishkovanaya: The Thing did more than just give me shapeshifting powers. Watch this one!

Tina fired a massive blast of lightning from her hand and it hit Dragonflay and electrocuted him all over.

Nico: WHOA!

Eli: That was awesome!

Lola: So awesome!

Tina Terishkovanaya: Many more where that came from.

Nico: Lets do it!

They fired waves of lightning and elements.

Megaforce Rangers: DYNAMIC VICTORY BLAST!

They fired a blast of energy from the blaster and the blasts al hit Dragonflay and he exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

He was dead!

Nico: YEAH! Dragonflay, you have failed this city again.

Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Mega Win.

Tina Terishkovanova: That was awesome!


We regrouped and cheered wildly.

Trickster: (to me, Allie, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Laney, Eli and Sailor Jupiter) Congratulations for winning the race, guys!

Eli: Thanks, Mole Man.

Me: That was an awesome race.

Melter: So, what now?

Poromon: Now? We bid farewell, to the bravest article of clothing I'll ever know.

Titanium Toenail: (sniffles) Well done suit!

Poromon's "pigeon-proof" vest is see tied to the nosecone of a rocket. Which is loaded onto a wagon, awaiting to be launched by Rico.

Rico sniffles, but quickly regains his composure and activates the rocket, which fires into the air as we salute to it. As it is launched, Frankie and some other Pigeons in his cell are seen pacing. Frankie and his pigeon buddies were sent to the Animal Alcatraz for REALLY HORRIBLE Criminal Animals.

Frankie: What? You hear that?

Frankie looks out his prison window and see the rocket heading towards him.

Frankie: No! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

A splattering noise is heard and some pigeon feathers are seen falling from the sky.

Frankie: (disgusted) Aw man! Any of you guys know how to get blueberries out of feathers?!

Artie Ziff: (laughs) Serves him right!

Poliwag: Now that's what I call "Poo-etic" Justice! (laughs) See what I did? I played with a word!

Mr. Fizz: Yes we're all enjoying your toilet humor, Poliwag. Real classy...

Poliwag: Oh right... Poo... (giggles)

FUNNY!

Eli: (To the viewers) This was one of the most awesome races ever. Hope you all like the next one too.

Me: We will bro.

Nico: But great job everyone. Lets head home.

We went back home and gave Poromon a really hard scrubbing and bath and boy did he need it too and then enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep.

THE END


Another race chapter done.

Jupiter is the largest of the planets in the Solar System and it was so awesome how we have seen so much about it and know what it was like with the satellites and more. The storms of Jupiter are really cool. The first part of the chapter was for the 1982 movie The Thing and the 2nd part was for the 1986 movie ALIENS and that was great. Sorry if I'm starting to sound repetitive for these. The opening scene used in this chapter is based on the episode of Penguins of Madagascar called In The Line of Doody and Nico loves that episode and he laughs EVERY TIME at it. It was so awesome and funny. NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Etstheclarencefan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys. The next rescue for me is gonna be in Paris, France and we're going to stop the Akuma villain Qilin who is really Marinette's mom Sabine. She gonna be Akumatized because of a butterfly infected by a dark orb. We're going to meet a Lightning Angel Gene-Slammer named Mirai Cheng and a Wind Fairy named Aeilene from Summoner wars. Me, Eli, Arrietty, Nene, Allie Wilde, Maria, Marie, Nicole Chan, Qin, Erica, Ellie, Lillian, Megan, Nora Venice, Simone, Miranda, Gina Pele, Lola Namiko, Nelanie, Haumia the Phoenix Angel, Tina Terishkovanaya, Warrior Lady of The Wasteland, Natalie Griffin, Maiden of The Aqua, Syrus, Dark Magician Girl, Rey, Lina, Kia, Jenna, Kate Lloyd, Maya Kona the Venusmon Gene-Slammer, Hay Lin and the Leafeon Gene-Slammer will go on that one and Hay Lin is going to transform in that one so I'll need the transformation sequence for that one please. The next rescue for Lincoln is gonna be in Paris too and we're going to face a clone of Mr. Pigeon who is the first Akuma that Nico helped took down. Elyon Brown is going to transform in that one too and Nico is gonna have a few choice words for Mr. Pigeon because he is one of the worst Akuma he has ever known! The next chapter is gonna be another race as you know and we're going to race around the planet Uranus! Get ready for a cold race as we go through the coldest planet in the solar system.

See you all tomorrow