In the forests of Maine, me and Nico were there for another awesome rescue.

Nico: Nothing like two leaders on a rescue together, huh, buddy?

Me: Boy you said it pal. And it's awesome that you get to have me with you this time.

Nico: Yep and I know where we are too. We're in the meadow of the world of Bambi.

Me: All the way up in Maine. Really awesome.

Nico: I hope we get to kick that hunter's butt.

Me: I hope so too.

?: (British Accent) Oh I seriously doubt that fools!

Me: Oh great! I wasn't expecting that voice again!

Our came LORD VICTOR QUARTERMAINE!


Lord Victor Quartermaine, simply known as Victor Quartermaine, is the main antagonist of DreamWorks' 11th full-length animated feature film Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit, which is Aardman's 2nd feature film.

He is a cruel, aristocratic hunter and Philip's owner who is obsessed on killing the Were-Rabbit in order to marry Lady Tottington in exchange. He is Wallace's arch-nemesis.

He was voiced by Ralph Fiennes, who also played Amon Goeth in Schindler's List, Rameses in The Prince of Egypt, Raiden the Moon King in Kubo and the Two Strings, Heathcliff in Wuthering Heights, Barry in Doolittle, Francis Dolarhyde in Red Dragon, James Moriarty in Holmes and Watson, Hades in Clash of the Titans, Lord Voldemort in the Harry Potter franchise, and Dennis "Spider" Cleg in Spider. In the videogame adaptation, he was voiced by Kayvan Novak, who also played Jake Abbasi in Skins: Fire and Paul in Inside No. 9.

At Tottington Hall

Appearing at the doorstep, Victor Quartermaine presents himself to Lady Tottington by giving her flowers. Tottington accepts the flowers and shows him and his dog Philip to the rabbits roaming in her garden while Wallace and Gromit were capturing the rabbits using the BunVac 6000 (a machine to suck them away). Victor offered to get rid of the rabbits by shooting; however, Lady Tottington reminded him to not kill them without thought. Although Victor seemingly took her words, he prepares to shoot a rabbit before Wallace's contraption sucked it away as the bullet hits the ground. Confused at this occurrence, Victor inspects the hole the rabbit went through before his toupee gets sucked in and later also himself. He then gets out and questions Wallace and Gromit's handling of the rabbits, before demanding Wallace to pay for his toupee. Victor takes a black rabbit, thinking that it was his wig prior to leaving Tottington Hall with Philip.

In the Church

During a town meeting taking place after a night where a creature, called the Were-Rabbit, ate most of the town's vegetables, Victor later enters in the midst of it offering to shoot the animal. However, Lady Tottington persuades the townsfolk to let Anti-Pesto capture the Were-Rabbit humanely and also continue their services, much to his irritation.

Confronting Wallace and Witnessing His Transformation

He traveled with his dog Phillip to Tottington Hall with intentions to visit Totty, only to see her in the vegetable garden with Wallace. Enraged, Victor later corners Wallace during the night in the forest, where he threatens him due to the former being jealous of Lady Tottington's growing fondness for him. He then forces Wallace to fight him. However, Wallace was caught in the moonlight and started transforming unwillingly after he threw Victor onto the van with Gromit inside; both Gromit and Victor watched in fear, but the latter grinned afterwards. When Gromit eventually drives away to go after the now transformed Were-Rabbit, Victor makes another evil grin as he plots a plan.

Acquiring the Bullets

Now knowing who the Were-Rabbit actually is and seeing the opportunity to kill two birds with one stone, Victor goes to Reverend Clement Hedges to seek a way to shoot it down. He gains access to "24-carrot" gold bullets, said by the vicar to be the only thing to kill the creature.

Convincing the Town

Victor then comes to the hall when the people argue with Totty that the were-rabbit is still eating the vegetables. Then Victor told the town that he will kill him. This left Totty no choice but to allow him.

Attempting to Take Down the Were-Rabbit

Victor comes to Wallace's house in West Wallaby Lane in the night where he tries to kill him. He managed to track down and shoot Wallace under the form of the Were-Rabbit, only to find out the "creature" Victor shot was actually Gromit in a rabbit decoy suit. He then locks him in an Anti-Pesto trap cage and leaves to exterminate the real Were-Rabbit.

Vegetable Contest

Victor later comes to the contest and tells Officer Albert Mackintosh that the beast is not killed, and the Officer mistakenly repeats it over the bullhorn. Then he calms the folks down, assuring them that he will take down the Were-Rabbit while also mentioning that he has one bullet. When Victor runs out of bullets, he asks the vicar for more only to be told that there are no more. Setting his eyes on the golden carrot trophy, Victor argues with Totty as he attempts to use it as a makeshift bullet, which caught Wallace's attention (as he believes Victor is trying to hurt Tottington) and bringing him to kick the hunter. However, Victor managed to take the carrot, loading it up in a blunderbuss he found at an antiques table at the contest and climbs on a pipe which Wallace later smashed, sending Victor to land head first into a cotton candy machine.

Final Confrontation

Then, Victor sees Tottington and Wallace holding hands right after she knew the Were-Rabbit was Wallace. Then Victor accidentally revealed his plans. Then as he makes an attempt to shoot him, he gets sprayed by Totty in the eyes, blinding him. Seeing that Wallace escaped after Tottington told him to run. Victor, to stop Tottington interfering, pinned her by ramming a pitchfork into her hair, not long before saying he actually like her hair pinned back and follows Wallace. During that time, Philip was chasing Gromit and Victor got bumped by Philip by accident. When he comes back on his feet, he saw Wallace on the flag pole and Victor shoots. Unfortunately, Gromit's plane intercepts the gold carrot-bullet meant for Wallace, shielding him in the process. Having lost his last chance, Victor begins to throw a tantrum. However, the bullet caused Gromit's plane and himself to plummet down into a cheese tent, whilst Wallace/the Were-Rabbit managed to catch it.

Defeat

After believing that Wallace is officially dead, Victor started gloating about his triumphant victory that no one can beat him, although Tottington, who managed to be free, eventually smacked his head from behind with a giant carrot, causing Victor to fall into the same tent. While partially unconscious, he is then dressed in the rabbit suit by Gromit as punishment for his crimes and was sent to divert the mob from entering the tent where the real Were-Rabbit is. Philip believes Victor to be the beast, so he bites his master, and the angry mob chases Victor away.

At this point afterwards, his true fate with the mob on the chase remains a mystery; however, in a deleted scene, it is rumored that he was run out of town instead. It is also rumored that he was killed by the angry mob. Another rumor was that the angry mob caught him and realized that he was in the rabbit costume. It could also be implied that Victor Quartermaine was arrested for his crimes and the angry mob would later realize Wallace was the Were-Rabbit.


Me: Oh great! Lord Victory Quartermaine. Come back for more?

Quartermaine: Yes and I will use Queensberry Rules! And don't think acting like a big girl's blouse will get you out of it. There's no mercy with Victor Quartermaine!

Then he threw a punch at me and I grabbed his fist.

Me: Like I told you before, I don't play by Queensberry Rules!

I crushed his hand with my strength and he screamed in pain. Nico saw no one else with him.

Nico: Wait. Where's the other hunter that was here. Did you kill him?!

Quartermaine: Yes I did and it's YOU TWO that I want. YOU HAVE DISGRACED ME FOR THE LAST TIME!

Nico: You brought all that on yourself Quartermaine! Especially with how you punched Lori in the face!

Me: That's right!

Quartermaine: I will have my revenge on you both for sending me to prison!

Nico: Although you did one good thing today. And that's take out that hunter before he could cause trouble.

Me: But it still doesn't excuse the fact that you are just a selfish and spoiled brat man that refuses to accept defeat like a frightened little child!

Quartermaine: HOW DARE YOU!?

Nico: Yeah! You're nothing but a pathetic little baby!

Quartermaine then punched Nico in the stomach but it didn't even make him flinch!

Nico: Good try.

The 4-Star Dragonball glowed on Nico's bracelet and Nico glowed in an incredible fire aura and Quartermaine's arm was burned clear off and he screamed in excruciating pain!

Me: He was literally disarmed.

?: Yes he was and soon he will be back in prison with one arm.

We then saw a huge figure and it was EXODIA!

Me: WHOA! EXODIA THE FORBIDDEN ONE!

Nico: Did you summon him?

Me: No.

Exodia: (In a girls voice) Nico its been a long time.

Nico: Wait a second. Cleo? Cleo Nefertiti XXXIII is that you?

Exodia: It sure is. Great to see you again Nico.

Me: Another friend of yours Nico?

Nico: Yep. Cleo is actually a direct descendant of Queen Nefertiti from 1370 B.C.

Me: WOW! That is an amazing Ancestry.

Exodia: It sure is and it's an honor to meet you J.D.

Me: Same here Cleo.

Nico: How long were you watching that?

Exodia: The entire time and you've changed tremendously from that little boy I've known since preschool.

Nico: I know. Things have changed a lot since then.

Me: That's amazing that you two have known each other for so long.

Nico: Yep.

Me: What is your favorite memory with Cleo buddy?

Nico: We made a bunch of crystal clusters together. It was back in science when we were 5 years old and we made beautiful crystal clusters that would put manmade crystal labs to shame.

Exodia: Good times.

Nico: Lets get you back to normal.

Nico covered his eyes and I put on my blind man glasses and Nico snapped his fingers and cleo reverted back and she had black hair and purple eyes and she was in her birthday suit. I gave her an awesome purple and orange outfit.

Nico: Next time I should have a pair of blind man glasses.

Me: I'll look into that.

Cleo put on her outfit.

Cleo Nefertiti XXXIII: It feels great to be human again.

Nico and Cleo hugged.

Nico: I've missed you Cleo.

Cleo Nefertiti XXXIII: Me too Nico.

We tied up Quartermaine and sent him back to prison and then went back to the estate. We came in and Qin saw Cleo.

Qin: Cleo!

Cleo Nefertiti XXXIII: Qin!

They hugged.

Qin: It's awesome to see you.

Cleo Nefertiti XXXIII: Same here and I'm also an Exodia Gene-Slammer.

Qin: Wow!

Poromon and Poliwag came.

Poromon: Cleo!

They jumped in her arms.

Cleo Nefertiti XXXIII: Poromon and Poliwag! Awesome to see you both.

It was a happy reunion.


Later on after Nico's rescue, Lincoln, Me, Nico, Lincoln's harem, Timon, and Pumbaa were heading out to the city, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the nine girls there, but we're also going to have a REALLY FUNNY Bug Chili contest on who has the hottest Bug Chili, and we also got word of another Gene-Slammer there, and we also got word from The Justice Friends that Mental Mouse, another enemy of The Justice Friends, is there, along with the remaining soldiers of the Orochi Army.

Lincoln: So, it looks like my rescue's right here in Gotham Royal York, and I think I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the nine girls there, but we're also going to have a REALLY FUNNY Bug Chili contest on who has the hottest Bug Chili, and we also got word of another Gene-Slammer there, and it's someone else that I know from my past.

Me: That's right, big guy, and we also got word from The Justice Friends that Mental Mouse, another enemy of The Justice Friends, is there, along with the remaining soldiers of the Orochi Army.

Lincoln: When we saw the picture of Mental Mouse, he does look a lot like MODOK, and the soldiers of the Orochi Army still fight for The Serpent King, even after we killed him, Da Ji, and Kiyomori. And thanks for coming with me on this one, Nico.

Nico: No problem, Lincoln, besides, you know I love nuclear hot food as much as you and J.D. Plus, when I heard that you ate Timon and Pumbaa's super spicy Bug Chili during your date at Planet Wisp, I was stunned, but you sure are one tough guy to eat that super spicy Bug Chili Timon and Pumbaa made.

Timon: No kidding, Nico. Looks like we've got another lover of our super spicy Bug Chili, and it's one of The Loud House's spice demons.

Lincoln: And Eli, Nicole, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, and Lily are also the judges for this contest. So, this should be good.

The contest began, as Timon and Pumbaa made their first batch of hot Bug Chili, and when Lincoln, Me, Nico, Timon, and Pumbaa ate the first batch, our auras flared up with rainbow and orange flames and my tattoo, Nico's tattoo, and Lincoln's tattoo on our right shoulders leaked out blood, and we gained a massive power boost, along with an increase in infinite body heat and temperature, but for Timon and Pumbaa, their heads and faces turn atomic red, and they excused themselves to head out and Maria gave them water to drink, and steam came out of their mouths.

Then, they made a second batch of hot Bug Chili, but this time, they made it hotter and spicier than the first batch, and when Lincoln, Me, Nico, Timon, and Pumbaa ate the second batch, our auras had again flared up with rainbow and orange flames and my tattoo, Nico's tattoo, and Lincoln's tattoo on our right shoulders had leaked out blood, and we gained another massive power boost, along with another increase in our infinite body heat and temperature, but Timon and Pumbaa then ran out of the kitchen at the same time with Timon drinking from the water at Lake Huron and Pumbaa drinking water in the bathroom sink at the Estate.

The same thing happened with a third batch of Hot Bug Chili, and they made it hotter and spicier with some peppers that Laney provided for them, and when Lincoln, Me, Nico, Timon, and Pumbaa ate the third batch, our auras again flared up with rainbow and orange flames and my tattoo, Nico's tattoo, and Lincoln's tattoo on our right shoulders had leaked out blood, and we gained another massive power boost, along with another increase in our infinite body heat and temperature, but Timon and Pumbaa turned red and ran and flew off at the same time with Timon shoving his mouth into a glacier in Antarctica and Pumbaa shoving his mouth into a pile of snow in the icy plains in China.

Finally, they made a fourth batch of hot Bug Chili, but for this one, they added their own personal spicy ingredients, for Timon, he added a drop of Pyro Potion, the ultimate Hot Sauce, but as he ran off, the whole bottle of Pyro Potion was added into it and a plume of black smoke appeared with glowing red eyes, an evil grin, and it was accompanied by demonic laughter. For Pumbaa, he added in Captain Napalm's Tonsil Torture XXXtra Hot, containing Extract of Flame, Rocket Fuel, Brimstone, and Corn Syrup. As Pumbaa laughed and opened up the jar, a Satanic choir was heard singing, and he added the whole jar into it, and the chili glowed neon atomic red.

When they came back with bowls of this third batch, we saw the third batch of hot Bug Chili was now glowing neon atomic red hot, and our Geiger counters went off the scale. The judges gasped in pure shock.

Lori: OMG, this is literally going to get totally wild!

Eli: You said it, Lori. We saw the ingredients Timon and Pumbaa added to their individual batches of hot Bug Chili, and I've got a really bad feeling about this.

Lincoln: Bottoms up, guys.

Lincoln, Me, Nico, Timon, and Pumbaa ate the fourth batch of this now neon atomic red super spicy hot Bug Chili, and we saw Timon and Pumbaa turn neon blue and we heard the countdown, and when it reached zero, Timon and Pumbaa blasted off, and they screamed out one word.

Timon and Pumbaa: UNCLE!

Lana caught Pumbaa and the 7'0" tall and extremely muscular Timon, and got them to the ground.

Timon: Hey, what's happening to Lincoln, J.D., and Nico?

Suddenly, Lincoln, Me, and Nico were engulfed by three very massive vortexes of rainbow and orange flames, and we gained a very massive power boost of epic proportions, and our tattoos leaked out drops of spicy and acidic blood, and we gained a massive increase in body heat and temperature. Me and Nico came out okay, but when Lincoln came out, we saw that the 16-year-old, 7'0" tall and very handsome teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs had a neon red and orange outline surrounding him, his long, white hair reaching the bottom of his neck turned neon red, the eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs turned neon red, his deep sapphire blue eyes turned neon deep red, his large blue pants turned red but the multi-colored lightning bolts remained the same, his large orange bands with silver phoenixes on his really massive biceps and thighs turned red, and his really massive deep sapphire blue angel wings with reflecting stars turned red.

Lincoln has gained an elemental hero form, and he's known as INFERNO LINCOLN! We were stunned by what just happened to Lincoln, and when his harem saw it, they had atomic red blushes on their faces, their eyes turned to hearts, and steam came out of their ears.

Timon: Holy Hakuna Matata! Lincoln's gained a new hero form.

Pumbaa: Yeah, we know that he has transformed into Daydream Lincoln, Lincoln The Nocturnal, his Nocturnal Werewolf hero form, his Ace Savvy form, his Blue Lantern form, Lincoln The Vampire, his vampire form, his Miraculous form, Thunder Hare, and his Green Arrow form, and now, he's gained a new hero form when he ate our fourth batch of super spicy Bug Chili.

Me: (Stunned) Holy crap!

Nico: (Stunned) Now, that's what I call an awesome hero transformation.

Lincoln saw what happened to him when he made a mirror of water, and he was stunned.

Lincoln: Whoa, this is so awesome, I've gained a new hero form when I ate that fourth batch of super spicy hot Bug Chili Timon and Pumbaa ate, and it combined with the other three batches of spicy Bug Chili that I ate. Let's see.

Lincoln fired a powerful blast of red hot neon red energy and red hot neon flames at a target that he formed which looked like Morag, and as it hit, it was reduced to nothing but ashes, and we were so stunned and awestruck at that.

Lincoln: Hah, serves you right, you psychotic witch! Man, that felt good!

Nico: Dang! Now, that was so awesome!

Lisa Loud: Incredible.

Timon: Hey, you also forgot about Lincoln's Super Lincoln Phantom form, Pumbaa.

Pumbaa: Oops, sorry.

Lincoln: Hakuna Matata.

?: HELP!

Suddenly, Lincoln, in his new Inferno Lincoln form, heard the sound of nine girls calling out for help. With his deep red cyborg eyes and superhuman sight, along with sensing energy signals, he saw and heard where the call for help was coming from. He saw the nine girls, but they've been cornered by Mental Mouse and the remaining soldiers of Orochi's army, and they're going to kill them.

Lincoln: Guys, I found the nine girls, but they've been cornered by Mental Mouse and the remaining soldiers of Orochi's army, and they're going to kill them. Time to scorch and burn evil to the ground!

Nico: I like the catchphrase you came up with, big guy. Let's burn those assholes to the ground.

We rushed over, and Lincoln, in his Inferno Lincoln form, turned into a massive fiery phoenix, and he flew at the remaining soldiers of Orochi's army, and as he hit them, all of them were reduced to ashes and their spirits were Super Hakaied, and we landed in front of Mental Mouse. When Mental Mouse saw us, he was enraged.

Mental Mouse: So, the famous Team Loud Phoenix Storm has arrived. No matter, you shall all be destroyed by my genius intelligence.

Lincoln: Don't even try it, Mental Mouse. You may be a criminal genius and mastermind, but we've got the one thing that only you are weak against.

Lincoln took out a ball of English Sharp Cheddar Cheese, and when Mental Mouse saw it, his eyes had gone wide open.

Mental Mouse: English Sharp Cheddar Cheese, oh curse my weakness and love for cheese.

Lincoln: If you want it, tell us how you managed to get the remaining soldiers of Orochi's army at your side.

Mental Mouse: Never! Get them!

Then, more of Orochi's troops came after us, but before they could attack, we saw the Earthbound Immortal Wiraqocha Rasca fly out, and it fired powerful blasts of purple energy, and it ripped the souls of Orochi's troops out of their bodies and devoured them, and they disintegrated.

Earthbound Immortal Wiraqocha Rasca: (In a girl's voice) Get lost, you serpent creeps.

Lincoln: That voice, Emily LaRue, is that you?

Helena McTroy: Emily's here? We haven't seen her since she was three.

Girl Jordan: Whoa, she's been turned into a Gene-Slammer for the Earthbound Immortal Wiraqocha Rasca. Wait until she meets Rex Goodwin, The Dark Signer of The Condor.

Emily LaRue: Lincoln, Emily, Girl Jordan, is that you?

Emily landed and she hugged Lincoln, Helena, and Girl Jordan.

Lincoln: Yeah, it's me, Emily. I haven't seen you when you were three, but, I've really grown a lot as you can see, and I'm sixteen years old.

Emily LaRue: Yeah, I can see, you've really grown a lot from the three-year-old cute little boy into a 16-year-old 7'0" tall and very handsome teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs.

Me: Whoa, Lincoln, you know her.

Lincoln: Yeah, we do, J.D. This is Emily LaRue, along with Helena McTroy, I met Emily when she was three years old, and I protected her from bullies who were picking on her. We'll have to catch up later, right now, we've got to deal with this M.O.D.O.K. knock-off.

Lincoln unholstered his improved massive Sword of Taranis from his wider and muscular back and we went at Mental Mouse, and we fired powerful blasts of dark energy, rainbow energy, elemental forces, stars, and lasers right at Mental Mouse, and they hit him with incredible power, and he couldn't even escape. Then, Lincoln had chained him up in powerful and indestructible rainbow energy chains and rainbow energy straitjacket, and he sprouted out his eleven massive, long, and powerful werewolf tails, which turned neon red when he transformed into Inferno Lincoln, and as he stabbed them into Mental Mouse's massive brain, he began sucking out all of the information in Mental Mouse's head and draining Mental Mouse's massive brain, along with Mental Mouse's psionic abilities, and Lincoln was absorbing all of the information that he's sucking out of Mental Mouse's massive brain, and he was gaining a massive intelligence boost, and he and the rest of us made Mental Mouse's psionic abilities our own.

Then, he gained all of Mental Mouse's memories and plans, which of course, were cheese-themed and wanting to corner the cheese market. But, he also saw how he got the help of the remaining troops of Orochi's army, the one who gave him the remaining troops of Orochi's army was Kyūbi, an enemy of the Mystics and humans long before the emergence of Orochi, The Serpent King. Suddenly, Mental Mouse's brain shriveled up and it was reduced to being the size of a peanut, and as Lincoln got his eleven massive tails off of Mental Mouse's head, Mental Mouse was reduced to a brainless rodent, and Lincoln beamed him into the Uranus Prison, and he'd chained him up to the wall of his cell in Solitary Confinement. We cheered wildly as we holster our massive swords and Defender of The Circle of Life Keyblades on our backs, and Lincoln's red hair turns back to white, large weighted red bands and eight large red orbs orbiting around his legs change back to orange, his deep red eyes, massive red angel wings, and large red pants turned back to deep sapphire blue.

Emily LaRue: That was so awesome.

Lincoln: It's always awesome, now, let's get you back to normal. J.D., Nico, Eli, Timon, Pumbaa, you guys cover your eyes. Hold still, Emily, this is going to be painful.

Timon, Pumbaa, Eli, Me, and Nico covered our eyes and Lincoln snapped his fingers, and Emily was was reverting back to normal, and she was a beautiful 16-year-old girl with long purple hair, purple eyes, fair skin, she was 6'0" in height, and she had the body of a goddess. She also now has massive black angel wings with purple tips on the large black feathers on her back, as she reigns in the power of The Winged Dragon of Ra, and she was in her birthday suit.

Lincoln: How do you feel, Emily?

Emily LaRue: Good. (Realizes she's in her birthday suit) But, I'm also in my birthday suit.

Lincoln gave her a robe to put on. Suddenly, a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on her neck.

Emily LaRue: Wow, is this...?

Lincoln: Yep, that's a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and you're one of my many future wives, Emily.

Emily LaRue had a big smile on her face and tears in her eyes, as Lincoln wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist and he kissed her, and we cheered. Then, and Lincoln and the rest of us went up to the nine other girls located here, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them. The nine girls are Elsha Lean, Atlee Ariel, Fine Forte, Prax Conrad, and Ren Sin from Back Arrow, Rosemary, Sage, Parsley, and Thyme from High Guardian Spice.

Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Elsha Lean, Atlee Ariel, Fine Forte, Prax Conrad, Ren Sin, Rosemary, Sage, Parsley, and Thyme.

Helena McTroy: From Back Arrow and High Guardian Spice, awesome.

Lincoln: Are you girls okay?

Elsha Lean: Yeah, we're okay, thanks to you.

Then, when Elsha Lean and the other eight girls saw who it was that saved them from Mental Mouse and the remaining troops of Orochi's army, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 16-year-old 7'0" tall, handsome, white-haired, bare-chested hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead, a golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive and wide right pec and it was surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, a Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his wider and more muscular back, and right on top was the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, and Buffalo, and below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Lightning Storms, The Weather, and The Thirteen Elemental Forces, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, and Golden-Hearted Lover, Father of Many Kids, Son, and Future Husband, Descendant of The 17th Century Duke Lincoln of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, God of Truth and Justice, and Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe", and he had deep sapphire blue eyes.

He had his massive Sword of Taranis holstered on his wider and muscular back, his orange Crystal Saber holstered on his left hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, the Pisces constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck, large weighted orange bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, his large Cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive and indestructible deep blue angel wings surging with powerful super lightning and the stars and blue nebulae reflecting on them with rainbow tips on the large deep sapphire blue feathers, and he was dressed in an orange version of He Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, and Buffalo on them and with hanging mini silver lightning bolts held up by his Belt of Elemental Bravery with large orange gem for the belt buckle on his waist, a pair of large blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large white leather combat boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on it, a large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and a Buffalo head with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on his neck and across his permanently bare chest, large fingerless black gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it, a large Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring on his left ring finger, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger, and he had eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs.

Elsha Lean: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.

Then, Lincoln made eight clones of himself, and he and the eight clones went up to the girls, and they picked them up and hugged them in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and kissed them on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrap their arms around the necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.

Elsha Lean: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.

Suddenly, nine Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love have appeared around the necks of Elsha Lean, Atlee Ariel, Fine Forte, Prax Conrad, Ren Sin, Rosemary, Sage, Parsley, and Thyme. Then, we head back to the Estate, and we showed everyone what happened at that funny Bug Chili contest, and when Lincoln showed everyone what he did to Mental Mouse and the remaining troops of Orochi's army, hey cheered wildly for Lincoln and the rest of us, and they hugged us, and the girls in Lincoln's harem went up to Lincoln, and they kissed him all over.

Lincoln, Emily LaRue, Girl Jordan, and Helena McTroy have a lot of catching up to do now that she's back, and she's going to do a lot of sharing of memories with us.


After dealing with Mental Mouse and wiping out the last remnants of Orochi's army this time for good, we were training intensely in the gym doing 100,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 9,500-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and when Emily LaRue saw Lincoln working out like crazy, she had an atomic red blush on her face.

Emily LaRue: Helena was right, Lincoln's really grown to be a 7'0" tall, really big, and really strong young man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful muscles hard at work, and to work out with those 9,500-lb barbells and not even get tired, incredible.

Me: Lincoln trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, me included. So, what memories did you have with Lincoln, Emily.

Emily LaRue: I remember that day when Lincoln saved me from those bullies who were picking on me, because I was known as a Gothic person just like Lucy and the Goths of Darkness. When he defended me, he saved me from getting picked on.

Nico: Wow, Lincoln, you were really brave to defend Emily.

Lucy Loud: Same with me, Nico.

Me: Lincoln, what can you tell us about Emily LaRue?

Lincoln: Emily, like she said, is known as a quiet and Gothic person, she's also smart and she also has a love for darkness. But, I've also seen she's tough and she's an awesome video game player, and a talented magician. She also has a love for darkness and the stars.

Brittney Knudson: And since she's a Gene-Slammer for the Earthbound Immortal Wiraqocha Rasca, she's also a perfect fit for the Goths of Darkness, awesome. Plus, you also saved her from falling even more into darkness when you defended her, Lincoln.

Helena McTroy: That's right, and I also saw it for myself.

We saw that Helena McTroy was dressed in a gold sleeveless shirt with a blue phoenix, gold skirt with the Winged Dragon of Ra and flames on it, gold leather ankle-high combat boots, and a long golden sleeveless trenchcoat with the Winged Dragon of Ra on the back, and on her back is a large Winged Dragon of Ra-themed sword with a 6'5" massive, wide, double-edged, man-sized gold blade and the Winged Dragon of Ra etched on it, the large golden wings of the Winged Dragon of Ra for the crossguard, large blue gem for the hilt, longer black handle, and large gold faceted sphere pommel with surrounding blue gems.

And Emily LaRue was dressed in a black sleeveless shirt with a purple phoenix, black skirt with the Earthbound Immortal Wiraqocha Rasca and purple flames on it, black leather ankle-high combat boots, and a long black sleeveless trenchcoat with the Earthbound Immortal Wiraqocha Rasca on the back, and on her back is a large Earthbound Immortal Wiraqocha Rasca-themed sword with a 6'5" massive, wide, double-edged, man-sized black blade with the Earthbound Immortal Wiraqocha Rasca etched on it, the large black wings of Earthbound Immortal Wiraqocha Rasca for the crossguard, large purple gem for the hilt, longer black handle, and large black faceted sphere pommel with surrounding purple gems.

Leni: And I love the new outfits that Lincoln made for you, Helena and Emily, along with the new large swords on your backs.

Helena McTroy: Thanks, Leni.

Emily LaRue: Yeah, I love the outfit Lincoln made for me, it matches me perfectly, since I'm a Goth and I'm the Gene-Slammer for Earthbound Immortal Wiraqocha Rasca and Helena McTroy is the Gene-Slammer for The Winged Dragon of Ra.

We got a shower afterwards, and suddenly, a bright light descended onto the Estate, and we covered our eyes. Then, the bright lights faded, and to our big surprise, the world of High Guardian Spice, the world of Rosemary, Sage, Parsley, and Thyme, has merged with ours.

Lincoln: Wow, Parsley, your world has merged with ours.

Parsley: What? Oh wow, this is so awesome.

Himiko: This is going to be so awesome. And I just checked out the map, High Guardian Academy is right here in Gotham Royal York, not that far from Lynn's Table.

Lincoln: Awesome.

Lynn Sr.: It sure is, champ. Let's go check it out.

Lincoln: Right, Dad.

We head out to check out High Guardian Academy, and we met Ethics professor, Guidance Counselor, Archivist, Surgeon-at-arms and Ambassador to the Sea Wyverna Dretch, who's a demon, Moss Phlox who's a dwarf, Professor Hakone, Professor Caraway, and Professor Redbun, who are human. We also met the students who also go here, Parnell, Aster, Amaryllis, and Snapdragon. We told them of what happened when they saw Rosemary, Sage, Parsley, and Thyme with us, and Lincoln explained that he saved them, along with Elsha Lean, Atlee Ariel, Fine Forte, Prax Conrad, and Ren Sin from Mental Mouse and the remaining troops of Orochi's army, and they were impressed, and when the girls told them that they're now future wives of Lincoln, they offered their congratulations, and they know that Lincoln will take good care of them. Plus, they were shocked when Lincoln told them that the one who gave Mental Mouse the last remaining troops of Orochi's army to use was Kyūbi, this shocked them and us.

But, none more so than Ahri the Nine Tailed Fox and Natsumi the 9-Tailed Kitsune, and they were mad when Lincoln explained everything that he found out when he got the info from Mental Mouse.

Ahri the Nine Tailed Fox: I can't believe it, so Kyūbi has returned, even after she was sealed into The Divine Mirror.

Professor Redbun: I've heard of Kyūbi, as well. She's a malevolent spirit and she has an immense hatred for both the humans and the Mystics, making her a dangerous threat even more than Orochi, The Serpent King.

Suddenly, Fu Xi, Nu Wa, and Shennong had appeared in the academy.

Lincoln: Fu Xi, Nu Wa, Shennong, you must've heard me mention about Kyūbi returning, right?

Fu Xi: That's correct, Lincoln.

Nu Wa: So, she's come back, it seems that she'll never learn her lesson.

Luan: What can you tell me about Kyūbi, Master Shennong. It seems you all know her all too well.

Shennong: You won't like what we're going to tell you about her, Luan.

Fu Xi, Nu Wa, and Shennong proceeded to tell us about Kyūbi, and we weren't going to like her one bit.

Kyūbi
Warriors Orochi
A malevolent being who thrives from conflict, Kyūbi originally waged war against the Mystics at their realm. According to Yinglong, she was defeated at some point, and her powers to create doubles were suppressed by the Heavenly Emperor, and she was released. Bent on revenge, she disguised herself as Tamamo to discreetly spread discord wherever she went as well as to blend in with the other mystics. Scouting Yinglong himself at Yamatai, she later manipulates him into killing the Heavenly Emperor and damaging the Divine Mirror. With the death of the emperor and the damage to the mirror, much of Kyubi's powers returned, and but she was eventually sealed in the Killing Stone.

After her tails are all defeated at the hands of the coalition, Kyūbi emerges in her true form at Wan Castle after a failed attempt to seal her. Vowing revenge, she flees to Dongkou, where she is defeated by the Coalition. Despite her defeat, she uses her remaining energy to take control of Odawara Castle. In the end, the Coalition led by the Wei-Toyotomi army catches and defeats her before she can flee again, and she is sealed at last by Guo Jia. She is defeated by her pursuers and sealed within the Divine Mirror.

While inside the mirror world, the vixen attempts to ease her boredom by personally crushing the reflections of her enemies. She first interrupts a training battle between the Shu-Tokugawa army and Kanbei Kuroda's army, crushing both and gaining the services of Zhang Jiao, Goemon, and Kanbei. Moving on to Mt. Xingshi, she turns Yuan Shao and Cao Cao against each other, and recruits the former along with the wandering Okuni. Venting her rage against the replica Mystics allows Kyūbi to gain satisfaction during her confinement.

In Warriors Orochi 4, she only appears as a bonus character, who is unlocked through one of the camp's upgrades.

Character Information
Personality
Contrary to her guise as Tamamo, Kyūbi is openly hostile to those she considers enemies and is easily prone to anger. Her rage against the mystics who sealed her is matched only by her desire to sow discord between humans and feed on their animosity. She shares an affinity with Da Ji, Orochi X, Seimei, and Hundun.

During the latest installment, she is put off by the sincere compliments of Guan Suo to her despite her assertions of being more dangerous and monstrous. His obliviousness to the degree of such words also makes her slightly afraid of him.

When Fu Xi, Nu Wa, and Shennong were finished, we were horrified.

Me: Whoa, I can't believe just how bad Kyūbi really is.

Nico: You said it, J.D. She's even worse than Da Ji and Orochi combined.

Zhen Ji: And we also found out that she disguised herself as Tamamo, and she tricked Yinglong into turning against The Heavenly Emperor, and he damaged The Divine Mirror, and once that happened, the dark energy spilled out from the cracks of The Divine Mirror, and he took the brunt of the dark energy, and as a result, he was transformed into Orochi, The Serpent King.

We gasped in horror and shock.

Me: Whoa.

Nico: You said it, J.D, so Kyūbi is the one responsible for Yinglong transforming into Orochi, The Serpent King, mainly as revenge on The Mystics for imprisoning her long ago. She's a vengeful and malevolent demon who needs to be stopped.

Ahri the Nine Tailed Fox: That bitch, I can't believe her.

Natsumi The 9-Tailed Kitsune: If I see her, she's going to get her tails ripped out of her hips, and shoved down her throat.

Luan: Wait, let me take her down, girls, after all, Lori took down Orochi, Leni took down Da Ji, and yesterday, Luna took down Kiyomori Taira, and Lincoln, if it's not too much to ask, can you help me take Kyūbi down?

Lincoln: Of course, Luan. We'll make sure Kyūbi never returns to torment anyone ever again, and I'll make sure that she pays for manipulating Yinglong into turning against The Heavenly Emperor, and causing this whole Serpent King nightmare.

Fu Xi: And I'll also help you both out, along with Nu Wa and Shennong. Long ago, we were the ones who trapped Tamamo inside The Cursed Stone for her crimes, so she'll be wanting revenge on us as well.

Luan: Thank you, Master Fu Xi.

Ahri the Nine Tailed Fox: When you see her, show her no mercy.

Lincoln: (Smiles) Trust me, Ahri, Kyūbi deserves no mercy after what she's done.

We then left High Guardian Academy to head on home, and during our mission, Lincoln, Luan, Fu Xi, Nu Wa, and Shennong are going to take down Kyūbi and make sure she pays for what she's done.


[In the estate, a close-up of a dinner table. Strawberry Pancake unceremoniously drops a metal pail. It is filled with note cards. A literal bucket list.]

Strawberry Pancake: This is a bucket.

[Cut to a side shot of her friends at the dinner table. With Orange Slices on the far right in the foreground grasping her glass of juice, everyone else is arranged counter-clockwise from him: Sweet Tarts, Snowstalker, Sour Patch, Strawberry Shake, Lemon Zest, Plum Pie, Cherry Pie, Raspberry Sauce, and Strawberry Pancake on the right foreground. Everyone is wearing an odd watch with a large digital display. Half-standing, Raspberry Sauce examines the bucket.]

Raspberry Sauce: OMIGOSH.

Strawberry Pancake: There's more.

Raspberry Sauce: [astonished] No!

Strawberry Pancake: [ignoring her] It contains our wish of every berry here. [turns] Plum Pie, Cherry Pie. You did collect everyone's wish?

Plum Pie: Oh, you bet!

Cherry Pie: Yes we did.

Strawberry Pancake: Excellent. Let's begin.

[Reverse shot with the bucket in the foreground. Her friends' expressions show varying degrees of interest. Strawberry Pancake draws a note card from the bucket.]

Strawberry Pancake: The first wish is Plum's. [he gestures] He's...

[Strawberry Pancake examines the card. Her brow wrinkles]

Strawberry Pancake: ...drawn a picture of me getting hit by a car.

[The drawing is somewhat crude. The muscle car is drawn in much greater detail than Strawberry Pancake who is thrown up into the air, becoming disemboweled with blood spurting everywhere.]

Strawberry Pancake: [she peers closer] I have something radiating off of me.

Plum Pie: Yeah, those are stink lines.

[Cherry Pie turns to Lemon Zest in a mock whisper. Lemon Zest is mildly amused.]

Cherry Pie: That's why the car hit her. Cause she smells.

Strawberry Pancake: [rolling her eyes as he draws another card] Yes I see. Here you've drawn me having...

[The camera tastefully remains on her face.]

Strawberry Pancake: [somewhat bemused] ...sexual congress with the Eiffel Tower. [she tosses it and draws another while Plum Pie and Cherry Pie giggles] The Eiffel Tower having sexual congress with me. [toss and giggle] Both of us relaxing post-coitus.

[Orange Slices confusingly mouths "post-coitus", Plum Pie and Cherry Pie is nearly in tears with laughter.]

Strawberry Pancake: [growing more irritated] I'm crying and the Eiffel Tower has stink lines coming off of it. [she angrily throws the card down] Did any berry besides Plum or Cherry put a card into the bucket?!

[Lemon Zest and Sour Patch are slightly amused. Plum Pie and Cherry Pie is near breathless with laughter.]

Plum Pie and Cherry Pie: [giggling] Oh man, Classic Pranksters.

Strawberry Pancake: [sighing] Fantastic. This was a huge waste of my time.

Raspberry Sauce: [pulling out a card] But you didn't read mine as you promise!

Strawberry Pancake: [another sigh] Let me guess, the card said you want the bucket?

Raspberry Sauce: [interrupting] Yes!

[Annoyed, Strawberry Pancake slides the bucket over as the rest of her friends get up to leave while Strawberry Shake remains with her sister. Raspberry Sauce greedily grabs the pail with both hands.]


Later it was time for Georgina's second Ambassador mission.

Georgina: Next time, Hsi Wu's coming with me.

Me: They will love meeting him Georgina. You two will have lots of fun.

Peyton: Boy we sure will. I hope they like eating a bunch of food.

Georgina: You sure love food Peyton.

Tom Major: You should have seen how much he ate in the Perim Hub.

Me: (Laughs) That's true but Georgina is a great cook just like Nanette. He loves her food.

Georgina: Thanks J.D. Shall we head out?

Peyton: You bet.

Me: Have fun you two.

Nico: Tell Heat Wave and his team I said hello?

Georgina: We will.

They were off.

They then arrived In Griffin Rock.

Georgina: Guys, I'd like you to meet my boyfriend.

Peyton: Name's Peyton. Peyton Touhey. Awesome to meet you all.

Cody Burns: Same here. Awesome to meet you too.

Dani: I heard a lot about your adventures in the world of Perim from Optimus and they are really awesome.

Peyton: Yeah we had a lot of adventures there. Some of them were really action packed.

Cody Burns: What did you all do there?

Peyton: We took down a bunch of Rogue players out to destroy Perim Locations, Destroyed the entirety of the M'arrillian Tribe and even brought down Krystella, Destroyed Lord Van Bloot and killed Vitog.

Cody Burns: Wow! You guys have done it all.

Georgina: They sure have and those were awesome and epic battles.

Dani Burns: (glares at Georgina) I'm warning you. Stay away from Cody. He's MY brother. And no one's taking him away from me.

Georgina: (nervously) What are you talking about?

Kade: (from behind Dani) And people say I'm a j*** most of the time.

Dani: (sees Kade) Kade! What are you doing here?!

Kade: I was finishing up in the bathroom when I heard your lovely threat to Georgina. Care to explain?

Georgina: I think I know what is going on here. She's jealous that Cody is spending more time with me than Dani but I can assure her that I'm not. I'm just a friend.

Kade: Oh. Yeah I've seen that happen before.

Peyton: Really?

Kade: Yeah many times. Dani is very protective of her brother.

Georgina: I feel the same way.

Dani: Really?

Georgina: Yeah. Before I left for college and got slammed I was VERY OVERPROTECTIVE of my little brother Casey and whenever he had friends over I would get jealous myself.

Dani: Wow.

Georgina: Yeah.

Dani: I'm sorry, Georgina. I admit that I was wrong to be jealous.

Kade: I'm just glad it got resolved before Dani ended up accidentally pushing Georgina out the window.

Aligned Heat Wave: Where'd you get that idea?

Kade: I watched it happen in Toy Story.

They laughed.

Peyton: That is funny!

Georgina: I know that scene all too well and it was great.

Dani: Yeah that was funny. But man Woody let his jealousy control him like that.

Then they saw 4 cars come in and they transformed and they were Quickshadow, Salvage, High Tide and Blurr.

Quickshadow: Looks like we got back just in time.

Salvage: Who are your new friends?

Kade: Oh guys meet Georgina Montgomery and her boyfriend Peyton Touhey. Georgina, Peyton these are Quickshadow, Salvage, High Tide and Blurr.

Georgina: Awesome to meet you all. Nico and Optimus told us all about you.

Salvage: An honor to meet you too Georgina.

Dr. Greene and his daughter Frankie came.

Chief Burns: Georgina, I'd like you to meet Doc Greene and his daughter Frankie.

Doc Greene: Greetings to you Georgina.

Georgina: Pleasure to meet you too.

Frankie: Same here. I love all your adventures with Team Loud Phoenix Storm and we heard so much about you all from Optimus. Did you all really kill Starscream?

Georgina: We sure did. You wouldn't believe what he was going to do.

Peyton: He was messing around with Mother Nature and we had to kill him. Oh sorry I'm Peyton Touhey, Georgina's boyfriend and champion of Chaotic.

Frankie: Wow! I heard so much about your adventures in Perim.

Peyton: They are cool huh?

Aligned Blurr: So, how's Sideswipe? I haven't seen him since we fought Drag Strip and Wildbreak.

Georgina: He's doing great. And also I take it you heard about Megatron now being part of the team.

Aligned Blurr: I sure have and that is amazing that you all have Optimus Prime's public enemy Number 1 with you all.

Peyton: It sure is. Nico told us that the big difference is that this version of Megatron has a sense of honor and wasn't NEARLY as big a threat as Starscream.

Aligned Blurr: That is true. I'm glad that Screamface is dead.

Georgina: So is Nico and all of the Team.

The alarm went off.

Graham: There's another emergency!

Georgina: Lets get it on!

Peyton: All right! This is gonna be awesome!

Georgina: Yep. Dani, Cody, next time I come, you are going to meet my archenemy in our frenemies of the Masters of Evil.

Cody Burns: Awesome!

Heat Wave: RESCUE BOTS, ROLL TO THE RESCUE!

Quickshadow: Georgina, you can ride with me.

Georgina: Awesome!

Quickshadow opened her doors and Georgina got in and buckled in.

Peyton: Lets roll!

They were off.

Cody: Georgina, while we're on the way to the emergency, can you tell me what your Stonebiter transformation feels like?

Georgina: Sure thing Cody. It feels like an awesome a rocky transformation and it feels like you're walking with rock armor. Metaphorically speaking of course. (Whispers to Stonebiter) Sorry Stonebiter.

Stonebiter: (From inside her head) No worries Georgina.

Cody Burns: That is amazing. But really awesome.

Aligned Heat Wave: Burning building up ahead!

They saw a building on fire!

Georgina: Oh man! And there are people trapped inside!

Peyton: I can help put it out! I have water powers.

Heat Wave: Awesome!

They got to work and Georgina flew and got people out of the building by getting them out through the windows.

Peyton and Heat Wave fired massive blasts of water and extinguished the fire.

They all cheered.

Quickshadow: Georgina, would you like to be my partner?

Georgina: I would be honored Quickshadow.

Quickshadow: Great!

Later Georgina and Peyton came back.

May: How was it?

Georgina: It was awesome!

Peyton: Boy it sure was.

They told us all about it and it was amazing.

Nico: Awesome! Another successful Ambassador mission.

Me: Yep. Great job guys. Next Hsi Wu is going with you.

Georgina: Yep. I can't wait to see who we'll rescue next.

Laney: I hope it will be an airplane that is falling out of the sky.

Lana: That would be awesome.

Me: Never know. It just might happen.


Later at school, Eddy was talking to us.

Eddy: Guys, remember that bet we did back in Peach Creek?

Double D: Of course we do.

Volcana: Why do you ask?

Eddy: Now that we've become better people, I'd like to redo said bet.

Me: Really? This is gonna be awesome. What brought this on?

Eddy: It was after swimming class. 2 hours ago.

FLASHBACK

The school bus has taken the Peach Creek kids to the community swimming pool for morning swimming lessons.]

Edd: "Swimming class certainly is an invigorating way to start the day! Don't you agree, Eddy?"

[Edd looks over to his friend, who is snoring away. As he watches, Eddy sinks to the bottom.]

Eddy: [yelling, suddenly awake] "THE DAM'S BURST! MAN THE LIFEBOATS! WOMEN AND ME FIRST! This early morning stuff's killing me." [A bucket hits him.] "Hey watch it, Ahab! I'm trying to catch a few winks here!"

[Ed is guzzling gravy from various containers.]

Edd: [worried] "Ed! Is that–gravy you're consuming?"

[The kids line up to dive from the low diving board. Ed brings up the rear, still guzzling gravy.]

Ed: "My turn!"

[Ed does a horribly clumsy dive, landing in the pool awkwardly. As he dives, a box falls out of his underwear.]

Ed: [picking it up] "Oh, silly me. I dropped my ready-instant gravy mix. Good thing it didn't open up, huh guys?"

[The box splits along the bottom, turning the pool brown.]

Edd: "Ed! You've contaminated the pool with the thickened gelatin of meat drippings!"

Ed: "There's plenty for everyone! Who needs a ladle?" [He holds up several in between his toes.]

[The kids are climbing onto the bus.]

Kevin: "Aw, man, I think I left it on the bus. I've got gravy in my ear."

Rolf: "Predictable."

[The Eds enter.]

Eddy: Geez Ed you need to not bring gravy to a swimming pool nexttime.

Ed: "Is it that time already? Ooh, gravy cakes! Yum." [He pulls some from the inside of his jacket.]

Edd: "Excuse me, Ed, but don't you feel this daily diet of gravy may become detrimental to your health?"

[Ed stares at Edd happily as the bus departs.]

Eddy: [fed up] "I swear he's obsessed with the stuff! It's stashed here–" [he pulls up Ed's shirt, revealing five gravy boats taped to his chest] "–hides it there–" [he pulls off Ed's left shoe and gravy flows out] "–I bet you couldn't go a lousy day without your lousy gravy, Ed."

Ed: "Says you." [He drinks from a thermos of gravy.]

Eddy: [in Ed's ear] "SO PROVE IT!"

Ed: [clutching his ears] "AAAAH! YOUR VOICE IS LIKE TOOTHPICKS IN MY DRUMSTICKS, EDDY!"

Eddy: Oops sorry. Guess old habits die hard.

Edd: "I agree, Ed. I've always wished Eddy could communicate in a tone of voice that didn't rattle the timbers of every house in a four-block vicinity." [Eddy becomes steamed.]

Ed: [to the camera] "Don't touch that dial, kids."

Eddy: "And what about you, Mr. Encyclopediac! I bet I could stop yelling way before you could stop using those big fancy-schmancy words of yours."

Jonny: "Plank says Double D would go wacky if he only used words with one syllable."

Eddy: "Ha! Even the doorstop's got you pegged!"

Kevin: [across the aisle] "Aww, Dork, Dorkk and Dorky are having a little tiff. Ain't it precious?" [He and Nazz laugh.] "What dorks."

Nazz: I thought you were over calling the Ed's dorks.

Kevin: Oops. Guess not.

Rolf: "Always with this duck word, yes Kevin-boy? Rolf would wager his love of mammal flesh and 25 cents that you cannot renounce this label for the mixed-nuts Ed-boys."

Eddy: [interested by the prospect of cash] "Twenty-five cents?!"

Kevin: [miffed] "What? I can give up saying dork just like that." [He snaps his fingers.]

[Eddy moves to a seat by Jonny.]

Eddy: "Think you could go a whole day without that chunk of termite food telling you what to do?"

Jonny: [nervous] "Easy-peasy lemon-squeezy, Eddy. Right, Plank?"

Eddy: "Sounds like we got ourselves a bet. So whaddya say, boys? Ya in or what?"

Kevin: "I'm in." [He joins hands with Eddy.]

Rolf: "Rolf will partake." [He puts his hand on top.]

Jonny: "This is gonna be a hoot!" [Ed puts his foot on top.]

Ed: "No gravy, or bust!" [Edd lays a napkin over Ed's foot so he won't dirty his hand.]

Edd: "Very well, then. I welcome the challenge to my vast resource of the English word."

Kevin: "Yo, Nazz. Want in on this action?"

Nazz: "As if."

Edd: "Then may the best, ahem, gentleman, win."

[The stack of hands breaks.]

FLASHBACK ENDS

Me: Oh boy. This is gonna be awesome and tough. Lets see.

I looked at my watch and saw that it was 11:23 AM.

Me: Looks like you guys have 22:37:21 left.

Eddy: This is gonna be tough but we can do it.

Me: Oh boy.

Billy: Can we join in?

Eddy: No. This is between us only. If you guys got involved, it might mentally break you.

Me: (Whispers to Nico) Not that Billy has ever had a brain to begin with because he's a brainless moron.

Nico: (Whispers to me) Yeah.

Billy: Oh.

Me: Well lets see how it goes.

We got to see how the bet was going.

Later Rolf hauls a huge load of meat out of his locker and throws it into the trash.

Me: GEEZ! Rolf you eat as much meat as Nicole does.

Rolf: It sure is a lot of meat.

Nicole: I'll eat all that for you if you don't want it.

Rolf: Thanks Red Fire Star Nicole.

Nicole: Thanks Rolf.

She took it.

[He then goes back into his locker to get more. Sarah turns her head while walking to watch, and runs into Eddy.]

Me: WHOA!

Nico: You alright Sarah?

Sarah: "Yeah. (YELLS AT EDDY) (SEMI TRUCK HORN HONKS) WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING, FISHFACE!"

[Eddy opens his mouth to yell back, but sees Rolf and Kevin watching him.]

Rolf: "Hel-lo."

Eddy: [normally] "Ahem. Nice try, windbag." [He pokes Sarah's nose and walks away.]

Jimmy: "Jeepers, Sarah, what was that all about?"

Jonny: "Jimmy!" [He attacks.] "Quick! Tell me to do something, anything!"

Jimmy: "Oh-uh-okay. Do my math homework for me?"

[Jimmy cowers, expecting a punch. Instead, Jonny grabs Jimmy's math books and a protractor out of Jimmy's locker and goes off to the library.]

Jonny: [seeing Plank on a book cart] "I'm my own person, Plank."

[The door closes behind Jonny. Eddy watches eagerly, and makes as if to yell. Remembering the bet, he stops and goes to fetch his friends. He gets Edd and shows him the scene inside.]

Eddy: "Check it out, Shakespeare. Without Plank, Melonhead's falling apart, begging to get bossed around. Ready to chicken out?"

Edd: [nervous] "No, not at all. It is...fun! To...mmm...speak in small words all day. Not hard one bit."

TRAIN HORN HONKS!

[Ed runs into Eddy. When he stands up, he has rings under his eyes and looks horrid.]

Me: WHOA!

Nico: What's wrong with Ed? He looks like he's suffering from Drug Discontinuation Syndrome.

Me: That's exactly what Mary and Jared saw when they saw this happen. He's suffering from what they call Gravy Withdrawl.

Ed: "Double D! How much longer, must me and gravy–" [He scratches himself all over.] "–not be as one?"

[Edd grabs Eddy and shows Ed to him.]

Ed: "Oh, the suffering!" [He runs into the book cart. Ed then proceeds to run the cart over him repeatedly.]

[It is lunchtime. Kevin sets a brown paper bag on a table and starts to take out his lunch. Suddenly, a spitball zooms through the air and lodges above Kevin's ear. Five more quickly follow it.]

Kevin: "KNOCK IT OFF, YA–"

[Eddy looks surprised and then turns his ear, exaggeratedly listening for the insult.]

Kevin: [let down] "Um...you know." [Eddy snickers.]

Edd: "Don't...um...push! Ed–dy. You are not...oh...fair!"

Jonny: "Here you go, Eddy!" [He drops a huge pile of socks on the table.] "Washed, dried, and static-free!"

Me: Jeez!

Mary Knudson: Look at all these socks.

[Jonny grins fearfully, then looks over to Plank, at the next table.]

Jonny: "I'm not listening to you!" [He plugs his ears and walks away.]

Nico: I'll help fold them.

[Eddy grins, while Edd looks worried. They then turn to the end of the table; Ed looks worse. On top of this, he is sucking ferociously on the table, trying to feed his addiction.]

Ed: "Table coulda–kinda tastes like gravy."

Nico: Geez Ed.

[Eddy hauls him upright and speaks sympathetically.]

Eddy: "Forget the gravy, Ed. Here. Gnaw on this." [He gives Ed a plate of mashed potatoes. Ed's face falls into it. Ed looks up.]

Ed: "Mashed potatoes? No gravy?"

[The plate sails across the lunchroom and slams into Kevin. Kevin gets up angrily and then he calms down and knew there was only one way for this to be resolved quickly.]

Eddy: Hey, Kev.

Kevin: Hey, dork.

Eddy: (shocked) You just called me a dork! That means you lose the bet.

Kevin: I stopped calling you guys dorks after what happened all those years ago. Dropping out of this bet is the only way for it not to go on longer then it needs to be.

Hook: That's very generous of you, Kevin.

Kevin: Thanks. Besides, if it weren't for Ed, Eddy would've won the first one. He's earned this.

Me: Conscientious of you Kevin.

Kevin: Thanks.

[At the table, Edd is folding socks.]

Edd: "Must–fold–socks."

Eli: You can do it Double D.

Linka: Just hold on there.

Eddy: "Let's see here..." [Eddy is looking at a dictionary, pen between his teeth.] "Con-she-en-che-us? What kinda bunk word is that?" [He scratches it out.] "Oh, here's another one.

Tem-pera-mental." [He gets rid of it.] "Well I don't know about you, but that's just plain stupid."

Edd: [tormented] "STOP!" [He snatches the dictionary away.] "I will not tolerate your singlehanded annihilation of the English language for your own monetary gain, Eddy!"

[Edd realizes what he just said and clamps his hands over his mouth.]

OOPS!

Jonny: "Think, Jonny, think!" [He is at an impasse over which sandwich to have.] "Just make up your mind!"

Eddy: "What's that, Plank?" [He's pretending to listen to Plank.] "You want me to what? Move all your stuff to my house? You wanna boss me around instead? And hang out with someone with a normal-sized head? You're a riot, pal-o-mine!"

[Jonny knocks Eddy out of the way and grabs Plank.]

Jonny: "Nobody takes orders from this chunk of termite food except me!

Varie: Jonny stay and watch will you.

Jonny: Okay.

There was a light knock and then Aylene went over and opened the door A haggard Rolf enters.

Rolf: "Thank you Aylene the Dinosaur Girl, Rolf could not find the strength to open the door!"

Nico: Good grief! Is this what happens when Rolf goes too long without meat?

Me: Yep. Rolf looks like someone who has Anorexia, the worst kind of mental illness. He suffers from Meat Discontinuation Syndrome as Jared and Mary calls it.

Mary K.: Yeah it's nuts.

Jared: Yeah.

Jared went and got the whole tray of fruit and veggies.

Leonard, Waffle Woman, Seadramon, Hydro Man, Electro, Xiao Fung, Moonstone, Oculous, Deadwood and Mysterio then appeared.

Leonard: May we have lunch with you all?

Eli: Sure Leonard.

Seadramon: Man what happened to Rolf and Ed?

Nico: Ugly story. It was a bet that they have going on.

Me: It's to see who can go the longest without their favorite things they like.

Seadramon: Good luck with that.

Me: Rolf you are ALL SKIN AND BONES! You need to get some meat inside you pronto.

Nico: I agree! Rolf you can't keep going on like this! You need meat in you now!

[Ed, meanwhile, crawls along the floor.]

Ed: [desperate] "Gravy?"

[Sarah and Jimmy are drinking from steaming bowls of some brown liquid.]

Jimmy: "I've got love in my tummy, Sarah!"

Sarah: "Me too, Jimmy!"

Eddy: "Mmm. Meaty." [He takes a giant bite out of a sausage.] "Yep. Real meaty meat."

[A tear leaks out of Rolf's eye as he watches Eddy chew.]

Rolf: "The games have ended! Rolf can no longer resist the sweet flesh draped in fat like Papa's therapeutic truss!"

Nico brought over a huge bunch of sausages, a whole turkey, meatballs and more meats for Rolf.

Nico: Rolf start eating!

[Rolf proceeds to eat his way through the entire counters worth of meat. Coming to the end, he knocks the lid off of a barrel of what appears to be gravy. Ed, seeing it, smiles happily.]

Ed: [overcome by the addiction] "It is you! Come to Ed! Belly misses you!" [He runs to the barrel.]

Edd: "Ed, stop!" [He stands by Ed, who is balanced on the edge of the barrel.] "You and Eddy are the only ones left in the bet!"

Me: UH OH!

Ed was about to dive into the pot but I stopped him at the last second by dogpiling onto him!

Me: ED That was Butterscotch pudding you were about to dive into!

Nico: He's right! It's Fun With Butterscotch Pudding Tuesday today. See?

He pointed to a poster.

Ed: Whoa! That was a close one. Thanks guys.

Ratchet brought out some gravy near Ed.

Ed: Gravy!

Me: It's the real stuff.

Ratchet: (sighs) I'm sorry, Ed. This is really nothing personal.

With that, Ed started eating the gravy.

Eddy: (shocked) You guys helped me win the bet?

Maria: Like Kevin said, you earned it. Besides, we know there's one other thing you like besides yelling?

Eddy: What's that?

William: Your blaster.

Me: Yep.

We counted up the money that Eddy got and it was $5.75.

Me: $5.75.

Nico: Good job guys. Sorry you all had to go through all that.

Rolf: It's all right. But thanks for helping us.

Ed: Yeah and thanks for giving me some gravy.

Me: Anytime big guy. I think you need this more than ever.

I used my imagination powers and made a GRAVY FOUNTAIN! Six Gravy Fountains to be precise. Each with 1 flavor of gravy.

G1 Bombshell: J.D., now that Eddy and the others are done putting themselves through suffering, you're leading today.

Me: Yes I know. WHEW! Man Jared, Mary, this bet was one of the craziest things anyone has ever done.

Jared: You're not kidding dad.

Mary: But the Butterscotch Pudding is delicious.

Nico: Yeah. But nice save from Ed getting another allergic reaction.

Seadramon: Why doesn't Ed like butterscotch pudding.

Poromon: It's not that he doesn't like it. He's violently allergic to it. Whenever he eats it he has his face bloat up and it breaks out in ugly hives and all that.

Seadramon: Oh. Sorry I asked. But I didn't know Ed was allergic to Butterscotch Pudding.

Edd: Yeah who knew he was allergic to that stuff.

Ed: Not me Double D.

Me: I don't think any of us knew until Double D told us about it.

Shion: But thank goodness we saved him from it.

Laney: Yeah and I got plenty of EpiPen's for all kinds of allergies just in case.

Eli: Great Laney.

Me: Anyway back to the topic at hand yes it's my turn to lead and we're going to Pumbaa's part of the Pridelands to see what it's like.

Nico: Cool!

Eli: This is gonna be awesome!

Seadramon: Can me, Leonard, Waffle Woman, Hydro Man, Electro, Xiao Fung, Moonstone, Oculous, Deadwood and Mysterio go with you guys?

Me: You all sure can.

Eddy: Luan when we get back want to go to the Candy Store for some Jawbreakers?

Luan: Sure Eddy.

Deadwood: By the way, Georgina, remind us to see your brother Casey someday.

Georgina: Noted and you guys will love him. He is a great kid.

Me: It'll be awesome to meet him and your family. Lets head out everyone!

With that we were off to Africa.


TANZANIA, AFRICA


We arrived in the Pridelands.

Razorclaw: The Pride Lands are looking peaceful after killing Scar once and for all.

Me: They sure do. And we'll never see that bad lions ugly mug ever again.

Bunga: Uncles Timon & Pumbaa told me that Scar was the most evil lion ever.

Nico: A True King of the Mooks.

Timon and Pumbaa laughed.

Timon: You got that right Nico. He sure would Scar you for life! (LAUGHS)

We laughed at his joke!

Me: (LAUGHS) That was a good one Timon.

Electro: We're not here for the Pride Lands. No, we're here for another part of Africa.

Nico: What do you think that part of Africa might be?

But then…

(HONK! PIGS OINKING)

Me: What was that?!

Pumbaa heard it and listened.

(HONK! PIGS OINKING)

Timon: WHAT THE HAKUNA MATATA WAS THAT!?

Pumbaa: That's the Distress Call Timon. There are Warthogs in trouble!

Me: Uh oh! We better get over there and help! Lead the way Pumbaa! (Whistles)

I whistled and my Rapidash came and me and Allie hopped on and we followed Pumbaa!

Shade Man: You two have a distress call?!

Pumbaa: That's right! But that is actually a Warthog Distress Call. We're here!

We saw that we were in front of a Maasai hut with a huge fort gate around it.

Timon: What's this? Mooksville?

Pumbaa: That's the Warthog Sounder.

Timon: The Warthog whater?

Pumbaa: Warthogs live in a family group called a sounder Timon. Like a Meerkat colony but for Warthogs.

Me: Well I wonder what the emergency is.

We then saw lightning flash and thunder crash and we saw that the entire fort was surrounded by a bunch of blue birds! THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OF THEM!

Pumbaa: (GASP) Guinea Fowl!

Nico: Guinea Fowl?

Pumbaa: The Warthogs natural enemy and worst nightmare! They must be after the sounders supply of bugs.

Me: They look like ordinary chickens.

Pumbaa: Don't let appearances deceive you J.D.

Timon: So let me get this straight, you turkeys are chicken of a bunch of chickens?

Pumbaa: Those chickens can strip the flesh off a hog in ten seconds.

Eli: HOLY GEEZ!

Moonstone: Let's do some recon first to find out more about their plan.

Pumbaa: Guinea Fowl are nothing to be made fun of Karla. They are dangerous as piranhas in the amazon. Once they set their sites on something they will not leave until they get it.

Me: And I bet they are after not just the Sounders supply of bugs but also Sounder itself.

Eli: Let me see here.

Eli went through his backpack and pulled out a book on birds of Africa and looked up The Great Guinea Fowl Invasion of Mauritania.

Eli: Here it is! The Great Guinea Fowl Invasion of Mauritania.

Me: What does it say there?

Eli: It says that in 1973, a massive invasion of Blue-Feathered Guinea Fowl, Africa's most nefarious and most dangerously ravenous bird went after a massive supply of bugs owned by the Wombiya Sounder in Mauritania and they not only ate the bugs but also the entirety of the Wombiya Clan leaving only their skeletons behind. It became forever known as The Great Wombiya Massacre. Resulting in the Guinea Fowl becoming the Warthogs most feared natural enemy and worst nightmare of all.

Me: Oh man and now it plans to do the same to this Sounder.

Flywheels: Not if we have anything to say about it!

Me: We got to get into the fort and help out. Lets go.

We flew over.

The Sounder was thinking on what to do and hoping that someone would answer the call.

Teal Warthog: It's useless. There's no one out there. No one will help.

Grey Warthog: Lets leave!

Blue Warthog: We can't leave! The Guinea Fowl will eat the bugs before we're an inch out the door! Not to mention us too!

Teal Warthog: And we'd never last through the rainy season without our supply of bugs! We'll Starve!

Grey Warthog: Lets stay!

Blue Warthog: We can't stay! This riverbed will fill up in no time and we'll all drown!

Shalla: ENOUGH! The Storm is not upon us yet.

Teal Warthog: Sorry.

Grey Warthog: You're right.

Blue Warthog: Yeah sorry.

Shalla: Stop fretting and start thinking. You can't expect the solution to just fall right out of the sky!

SMASH!

We busted in with Pumbaa and Timon.

Pumbaa: (Salutes) ANSWERING DISTRESS CALL AND READY FOR DUTY!

Teal Warthog: Pumbaa!?

Blue Warthog: Pumbaa!?

Grey Warthog: Pumbaa!?

Shalla: Pumbaa!?

Pumbaa: Shalla!?

They saw each other and love circled them.

(Romantic Theme Plays)

Shalla: Oh Pumbaa. Its been so long.

Pumbaa: (Charming Voice) I see you've been voted head hog.

Shalla: But I've never forgotten you.

Pumbaa: Nor I you.

Me: Looks like we got here just in time.

Nico: Pumbaa do you know them? They seem to know you all.

Pumbaa: Guys this is my old sounder. The one from which I was banished.

The warthogs were plugging their noses.

Teal Warthog: You were banished for a reason Mr. Stinky!

Grey Warthog: You smell!

Blue Warthog: Look Pumbaa we may be in trouble but not enough to want YOU back!

Hydro Man: Really? So, you're just gonna abandon your old buddy Pumbaa when you need him the most.

Me: Yeah some sounder that you all turned out to be! Pumbaa has answered the call and he is going to do everything he can to help you all in this time of danger!

Nico: Yeah! Pumbaa and Timon have done so much good for the world and the Universe ever since they became part of the team and helped us kill Scar.

Teal Warthog: Wait a second. You guys are the famous Team Loud Phoenix Storm! We heard so much about you!

Blue Warthog: We had no idea Pumbaa was with all of you!

Teal Warthog: Yeah.

Me: But you need to put aside your differences with Pumbaa for good. He answered your call for help and he is going to try and save you all and we're going to help him!

Nico: YEAH!

Commander Mars: But we get it. You guys don't want Pumbaa back because of who he is. Well, fine! We'll just help him deal with the Guinea Fowl without your help! C'mon, guys!

With that, we started to leave.

Shaggy: (glares at the other Warthogs) Like, me and Scoob might be cowards. But we're also loyal to our friends!

Lola: (pats Lana on the back) Don't worry, Lana. We can have Timon and Pumbaa's Bug Chili to cheer you up before the battle.

Me: GUYS! Stay!

Teal Warthog: Yeah we need your help!

Blue Warthog: Yeah!

Me: That's more like it.

Nico: Good.

Me: But on one condition.

Teal Warthog: Name it.

Me: Revoke Pumbaa's banishment and have him be with you guys again and we can give you all sanctuary in the Pridelands.

Shalla: That's a good idea. It'll be great to have Pumbaa back.

Teal Warthog: Oh fine.

Blue Warthog: Deal.

Grey Warthog: Yeah.

Me: Good. Also Pumbaa can't help it. He has a nasty gas problem. (Whispers to myself) Like a certain blond farting girl that we all know.

Lori: I heard that!

Seadramon: But we can still eat that Bug Chili before the battle.

Pumbaa: Good idea Seadramon.

Me: We had really good bug chili during Lincoln's rescue and it was a funny rescue and adventure.

Cleo Nefertiti XXXIII: It sure was delicious though.

Lilith Falken: Yeah it sure was.

Timon: Me and Pumbaa will heat up the food.

Exhaust: We'll leave you two to it.

They got to work.

Shalla: We thank you all for helping us.

Me: We never abandon anyone in need.

Fluttershy: Especially amazing and adorable animal friends like you.

Teal Warthog: Aw thanks.

Oculous: So, Nico. Which Gene Slammer do you think will appear next?

Nico: I am hoping a Revival Jam Gene-Slammer appears next.

Me: Ooh that's an interesting one to pick.

Eli: That was a cool one.

Laney: I heard that Strings used a monster like that.

Lana: Yeah.

Top Man: (to Shalla) Sorry about earlier. It's just that Pumbaa really has accomplished a lot since we met him.

Shalla: It's all right. But it's great that Pumbaa did so much with you all. I'm really proud of him.

Shalla went up to Pumbaa.

Shalla: Pumbaa I'm so proud of you.

Pumbaa: (Charming Voice) Thank you Shalla. I am too.

They then kissed.

It was so cute.

Waffle Woman: I also brought waffles for us.

Laney: Oh boy. I'm starving.

Ed: Can I have mine with gravy?

Waffle Woman: Sure Ed. After what you went through today you earned it.

Ed: Oh boy oh boy.

Timon and Pumbaa came out with Bug Chili.

Lana: This is the best bug chili we've had.

Me: Especially with that super awesome hot sauce we use.

Nico: Yep.

Leonard: I'll have my pigs help us with this. You guys will love them!

Nico: Leonard has a massive army of pigs and they will be a great help with this.

Me: Yep. We're going to turn those blue-feathered chickens into roast chicken dinners. Fluttershy I'm sorry you have to see that but it's the only way to stop them from hurting Pumbaa's friends and Sounder.

Fluttershy: I understand. Thank you J.D.

Me: You're welcome.

RD Lucy: If it makes you feel any better, you can use your Stare on them.

Fluttershy: Oh that works.

Me: Good call on that. But just remember guys, these chickens are no laughing matter. Almost 50 years ago they wiped out a whole warthog sounder in Mauritania with massive numbers. We're going to have to fight fire with fire on this one.

Naruto: I can summon a massive number of clones.

Me: Good idea bro.

Mysterio: Which Heartless Robot should I summon for this?

Yusei: For this one we're going to need a bunch of elemental robots. How about Red Nocturne, Blue Rhapsody, Yellow Opera, Green Requiem, Black Ballade, Silver Rock, Emerald Blues, Crimson Jazz, Spring Metal, Scarlet Tango, Grey Caprice, Striped Aria, Sapphire Elegy, Pink Concerto, Turquoise March, Emerald Serenade and Violet Waltz?

Mysterio: Awesome choices and those are perfect for this kind of situation.

Me: The more the merrier. We're going to be up against thousands upon thousands of Guinea Fowl that will come at us like swarms of piranhas.

Hunter: (German Accent) Ja. Und they are like the Zerg from Starcraft.

Axel Adell: (Swedish Accent) They are going to be tough but we can take them.

Me: We all sure can.

Slog: Time for our entrance.

Me: Lets do it. Get ready Guinea Fowl because you all are going to be dinner.

Laney: Yeah!

We got ready. The Warthogs opened the doors and then they opened and then the spirits of the Elemental Fury of Animals came and blasted numerous Guinea Fowl all over the place and then they converged and then…

KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion blasted out and a phoenix cry was heard and then we came out.

Me: Time for you chickens to be roasted!

I fired a massive blast of fire and it incinerated numerous Guinea Fowl in an instant and roasted them!

Xiao Fung: You think you're tough because took out a Sounder?! We took out many armies greater then that!

He blew the Guinea Fowl in a tornado.

Sasuke: FIRE STYLE: DRAGON FLAME JUTSU!

He fired a massive blast of fire and it formed into a dragon and turned the tornado into a fire tornado and it incinerated many of the Guinea Fowl all over..

Me: Now lets see how they like this!

I used my weather powers to form a thunderstorm.

Me: This jutsu is called Kirin! Sasuke Uchiha invented this Jutsu and it is awesome!


Sasuke draws natural lightning directly from thunder clouds to supplement the power of his strike and controls it with chakra. Unlike most techniques, which are based on the user's chakra, this one uses the natural lightning, which — as noted by Zetsu — reaches the ground in 1/1000th of a second. However, the preparation time required also decreases the technique's efficiency. If there are no active thunder clouds, the user must create them by using powerful fire techniques to produce the necessary storm conditions. With techniques such as Amaterasu, even stronger storm conditions can be made by them.

Once a lightning source has been acquired, shaping and guiding the lightning to the target requires very little chakra. This technique was powerful enough to completely obliterate a small mountain and Itachi Uchiha's Susanoo.

Using this technique disperses the thunder clouds, and as such, it can only be used once in a fight. Conversely, however, because of the inextinguishable properties of techniques such as Amaterasu, it can be used to continuously create new thunder clouds to use Kirin once again; however, the process seems to require a bit of time.


I summoned the mighty benevolent spirit that punishes the wicked!

Me: BEGONE WITH THE THUNDERCLAP!

I had Kirin hit the Guinea Foul faster than anyone could blink and then it exploded with incredible power!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

The Guinea Fowl were incinerated in an instant all over from the explosion!

Me: Take that!

Nico: WHOA! What power!

Eli: That was intense!

Me: Yep.

But the Guinea Fowl just kept on coming!

Eli: There's no end to them!

Cheese Ninjas then appeared and held them off along with Mysterio's robots and Leonard's pigs.

Condiment King, Ssserpent, Roquefort, Shade, Demyx, Machinedramon, Pyro, Mr. Fizz, Magma, and Silver Samurai then appeared

Me: Condiment King, Ssserpent, Roquefort, Shade, Demyx, Machinedramon, Pyro, Mr. Fizz, Magma, and Silver Samurai.

Condiment King: Mysterio's robotic Heartless should keep those guys at bay for a while.

William: Just long enough for the usual battles.

Me: That's great. I take it you saw the explosion from my power?

Condiment King: Yep.

Ssserpent: On the bright side, you guys will have them for dinner when this is over.

Roquefort: And my Cheese Ninjas will help fend them off too.

Me: Awesome. As long as Nico gets to have some cheese.

Nico: (Drools) Oh yeah!

Shade: (to Nico) Heard you and J.D. went to Bambi's world again.

Nico: We did. But we didn't fight the hunter who killed Bambi's mom.

Demyx: What?! Then, who did you fight?!

Me: We fought Quartermaine.

Demyx: Lord Victor Quartermaine!? Not that guy again!

Me: Oh it was him.

?: Boy that guy is crazy!

A figure came out and it was RABROOM JAWS from episode 4 of LupinRangers VS PatRangers!


Rabroom Jaws is a shark-themed Gangler Monster who id one of the four antagonist in episode one alongside Ruretta Gerou, Garatt Nargo and Namero Bacho and the main antagonist of episode 4 of the 2018 TV series Kaitou Sentai Lupinranger VS Keisatsu Sentai Patranger. He is also equipped with a ribbon-like treasure called Je vais t'habiller.

He was voiced by Kiyohito Yoshikai.

In the first episode Rabroom Jaws made his first appearance in the Back world celebrating the 999th Birthday party of Dogranio Yaboon.

In episode 4 he'd made his 2nd appearance disguised as a human selling these shark dolls (which are the disguises for his Warp Jaws) to his customers after the police tries to ask him some questions of supposed kidnapping, so he tried to lie his way out in order to get the police off of his back, but thanks to the Lupinrangers interference his cover was blown and attack the two teams, also if these two teams ever take him down well his knowledge of the captured humans will be lost forever. After that he'd made his get away.

However his hideout was then revealed to be a cave of where the trapped prisoners that he'd kidnaps thanks to Tsukasa who has a fond of collecting cute stuff animals. However before she'd could make an escape Rabroom attacks the cadet and before he could finish her off the rest of the Patrangers arrived and battle Rabroon Jaws. While later backed up by the Pordermen he battled the Patrangers in a forest outside of his hideout alongside with the arrival of the Lupinrangers. During the skirmish Patren3 sends Rabroom towards Lupin Yellow to where she used her dial fighter and unlocks Rabroom's safe (which his password is 7-9-4) and stole Je vais t'habiller (which translate as "Dress You Up") ribbon because with that out of his safe all of the disguised shark dolls has been revealed to be Warp Jaws, also he was taken out by the Patranger's One-shot Strike. However thanks to Goche Ru Medou he was then enlarged and battle Patkaiser however this gives him the advantage as he sends out his Warp Jaws allowing him to teleport to one location to the next as he's destroying this bot, however with the arrival of the aerial units they manage to destroy the jaws and a couple of decent blows onto Rabroom Jaws then the Lupinkaiser battle Rabroom Jaws and after that he was then destroyed by LupinKaiser's Rapid-Fire Down You Go Shot.


Tsukasa: Rabroom Jaws!

Rabroom Jaws: Been a while Pink Ranger.

Me: I remember you! You were kidnapping people who loved stuffed animals and you also found out that Tsukasa has a love for Stuffed Animals.

Tsukasa: That's right. Good memory on you.

Me: Never missed an episode.

Maria: It was your episode that introduced Tsukusa's love for stuffed animals.

Tsukasa: (blushes) Can I help it that they're cute?!

Rabroom Jaws: (laughs) No wonder you got captured by me so easily!

Nico: Relax, Tsukusa. You've got nothing ot be ashamed about. I like stuffed animals too.

The rest of us looked at me shocked.

Lori: That's literally true?!

Nico: Yeah it's true.

Lola: Yeah and look at me. I have all kinds of stuffed animals myself.

Me: Is it wrong for many people to like stuffed animals?

Tsukasa: No it's not.

Condiment King: We also have a bunch of new recruits.

We saw ORNISMON, COOKIE BABOOM, BUZZ BUZZARD, HUNTOR, GABBY GATOR, NECROLAI, RONNO, WALLY WALRUS, BLING BLING BOY, HOT DOG GANGSTER and a new villain called CAPTAIN GRAVYHEAD!

Zoe Orimoto: Ornismon!

Woody Woodpecker: Buzz Buzzard, Gabby Gator and Wally Walrus!

Kim Possible: Bonnie!

Johnny Test: Bling Bling Boy!

Bambi: Ronno!

Nick Russell: Necrolai!

Dexter: Huntor!

Me: Hot Dog Gangster! And the stripper Cookie Baboom. (PURRS)

Nico: But who's the new guy?

Captain Gravyhead: Permit me to introduce myself. I'm Captain Gravyhead and I'm a new villain to soak the world in gravy.

Ed: OH BOY!

Misty Tredwell and Carly then appeared.

Me: Misty and Carly too?

Misty Tredwell: We're not here to fight you guys this time. It's for new usual battles. I picked Gabby Gator as my archenemy.

Carly Atlas: And I chose Necrolai.

Me: WHOA! This is a first.

Necrolai: It sure is and Misty and Carly are now part of you guys.

Me: And we're happy about that. Also I killed the Master.

Necrolai: I heard about that. good riddance.

Me: Yep.

We later got the battles underway.


Leif Loud, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Alusia Van Dalsia, Lynn, Margo, Paula, Bombshell and Kickback VS Condiment King - Nico's Rescue in Bambi's World


Condiment King was first.

Condiment King: (to Leif) The good news about Nico's rescue is that he didn't have to take on that hunter who killed Bambi's mom. The bad news is that it's because Victor

Quartermaine killed said hunter!

Leif: Yeah me and Lana HATED that guy! He was a heartless monster that brought it all on himself.

Rainbow Dash: Yeah to make Bambi an orphan was not awesome at all!

Scootaloo: You got that right! I heard from Yakko, Wakko and Dot that Skippy and his aunt Slappy watched a movie based on Bambi and it traumatized Skippy.

Whirlwind: Poor kid. That must've scarred him bad.

Alusia: Yeah it sure did. Poor kid.

Lynn: He really got scared from that.

Margo: Especially with the fire.

Paula: Yeah.

Condiment King: Yeah. Lets have some fun!

They fired waves of rainbows, lightning, wind, lava and earth and ice and smashed him down.

Leif Loud: ALL RIGHT!

Rainbow Dash: That was AWESOME!


Kimiko, Sunset Shimmer, Pip-Squeak, Fire Skylanders, Lumina, Lightsworn Summoner, Alexis Rhodes, Razorclaw and Hun Gurr VS Ssserpent - Lincoln's Rescue with Bug Chili


Ssserpent was next.

Ssserpent: (to Kimiko) I heard Lincoln's Rescue invovled Bug Chili. How'd that go?

Kimiko: It went really well. They tried 4 levels of spicy chili.

Sunset Shimmer: It was awesome. Look.

She showed the video of the contest on her phone.


Lincoln: And Eli, Nicole, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, and Lily are also the judges for this contest. So, this should be good.

The contest began, as Timon and Pumbaa made their first batch of hot Bug Chili, and when Lincoln, Me, Nico, Timon, and Pumbaa ate the first batch, our auras flared up with rainbow and orange flames and my tattoo, Nico's tattoo, and Lincoln's tattoo on our right shoulders leaked out blood, and we gained a massive power boost, along with an increase in infinite body heat and temperature, but for Timon and Pumbaa, their heads and faces turn atomic red, and they excused themselves to head out and Maria gave them water to drink, and steam came out of their mouths.

Then, they made a second batch of hot Bug Chili, but this time, they made it hotter and spicier than the first batch, and when Lincoln, Me, Nico, Timon, and Pumbaa ate the second batch, our auras had again flared up with rainbow and orange flames and my tattoo, Nico's tattoo, and Lincoln's tattoo on our right shoulders had leaked out blood, and we gained another massive power boost, along with another increase in our infinite body heat and temperature, but Timon and Pumbaa then ran out of the kitchen at the same time with Timon drinking from the water at Lake Huron and Pumbaa drinking water in the bathroom sink at the Estate.

The same thing happened with a third batch of Hot Bug Chili, and they made it hotter and spicier with some peppers that Laney provided for them, and when Lincoln, Me, Nico, Timon, and Pumbaa ate the third batch, our auras again flared up with rainbow and orange flames and my tattoo, Nico's tattoo, and Lincoln's tattoo on our right shoulders had leaked out blood, and we gained another massive power boost, along with another increase in our infinite body heat and temperature, but Timon and Pumbaa turned red and ran and flew off at the same time with Timon shoving his mouth into a glacier in Antarctica and Pumbaa shoving his mouth into a pile of snow in the icy plains in China.

Finally, they made a fourth batch of hot Bug Chili, but for this one, they added their own personal spicy ingredients, for Timon, he added a drop of Pyro Potion, the ultimate Hot Sauce, but as he ran off, the whole bottle of Pyro Potion was added into it and a plume of black smoke appeared with glowing red eyes, an evil grin, and it was accompanied by demonic laughter. For Pumbaa, he added in Captain Napalm's Tonsil Torture XXXtra Hot, containing Extract of Flame, Rocket Fuel, Brimstone, and Corn Syrup. As Pumbaa laughed and opened up the jar, a Satanic choir was heard singing, and he added the whole jar into it, and the chili glowed neon atomic red.

When they came back with bowls of this third batch, we saw the third batch of hot Bug Chili was now glowing neon atomic red hot, and our Geiger counters went off the scale. The judges gasped in pure shock.

Lori: OMG, this is literally going to get totally wild!

Eli: You said it, Lori. We saw the ingredients Timon and Pumbaa added to their individual batches of hot Bug Chili, and I've got a really bad feeling about this.

Lincoln: Bottoms up, guys.

Lincoln, Me, Nico, Timon, and Pumbaa ate the fourth batch of this now neon atomic red super spicy hot Bug Chili, and we saw Timon and Pumbaa turn neon blue and we heard the countdown, and when it reached zero, Timon and Pumbaa blasted off, and they screamed out one word.

Timon and Pumbaa: UNCLE!

Lana caught Pumbaa and the 7'0" tall and extremely muscular Timon, and got them to the ground.

Timon: Hey, what's happening to Lincoln, J.D., and Nico?

Suddenly, Lincoln, Me, and Nico were engulfed by three very massive vortexes of rainbow and orange flames, and we gained a very massive power boost of epic proportions, and our tattoos leaked out drops of spicy and acidic blood, and we gained a massive increase in body heat and temperature. Me and Nico came out okay, but when Lincoln came out, we saw that the 16-year-old, 7'0" tall and very handsome teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs had a neon red and orange outline surrounding him, his long, white hair reaching the bottom of his neck turned neon red, the eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs turned neon red, his deep sapphire blue eyes turned neon deep red, his large blue pants turned red but the multi-colored lightning bolts remained the same, his large orange bands with silver phoenixes on his really massive biceps and thighs turned red, and his really massive deep sapphire blue angel wings with reflecting stars turned red.

Lincoln has gained an elemental hero form, and he's known as INFERNO LINCOLN! We were stunned by what just happened to Lincoln, and when his harem saw it, they had atomic red blushes on their faces, their eyes turned to hearts, and steam came out of their ears.

Timon: Holy Hakuna Matata! Lincoln's gained a new hero form.

Pumbaa: Yeah, we know that he has transformed into Daydream Lincoln, Lincoln The Nocturnal, his Nocturnal Werewolf hero form, his Ace Savvy form, his Blue Lantern form, Lincoln The Vampire, his vampire form, his Miraculous form, Thunder Hare, and his Green Arrow form, and now, he's gained a new hero form when he ate our fourth batch of super spicy Bug Chili.

Me: (Stunned) Holy crap!

Nico: (Stunned) Now, that's what I call an awesome hero transformation.

Lincoln saw what happened to him when he made a mirror of water, and he was stunned.

Lincoln: Whoa, this is so awesome, I've gained a new hero form when I ate that fourth batch of super spicy hot Bug Chili Timon and Pumbaa ate, and it combined with the other three batches of spicy Bug Chili that I ate. Let's see.

Lincoln fired a powerful blast of red hot neon red energy and red hot neon flames at a target that he formed which looked like Morag, and as it hit, it was reduced to nothing but ashes, and we were so stunned and awestruck at that.

Lincoln: Hah, serves you right, you psychotic witch! Man, that felt good!

Nico: Dang! Now, that was so awesome!

Lisa Loud: Incredible.

Timon: Hey, you also forgot about Lincoln's Super Lincoln Phantom form, Pumbaa.

Pumbaa: Oops, sorry.

Lincoln: Hakuna Matata.


When it was done he was shocked and in awe.

Ssserpent: Wow! That was intense!

Pip-Squeak: (British Accent) It sure was! But that was most amazing!

Sunburn: That was so awesome seeing that contest and Lincoln unlocked an awesome new transformation too.

Lumina: He sure did and we're proud of him.

Alexis: We all sure are.

Ssserpent: Yeah. Glad you're back in action Alexis.

Alexis: Same here. It's awesome to be a mom too.

Ssserpent: Good. Lets get it on!

They fired waves of fire and energy and smashed him down.

Kimiko: YEAH!

Sunset Shimmer: That was amazing!


Raven, Nico, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Lala the Dullahan, Brittney, Grim, Bright Man and
Shade Man VS Roquefort - Timon and Pumbaa's Bug Chili


Roquefort was next.

Roquefort: (to Raven) Timon and Pumbaa are really proud of their Bug Chili. I bet Lana ate it!

Raven: Oh she ate it all right. And it was potent for her.

Nico: You should have seen the contest for it. Timon and Pumbaa were making SUPER SPICY NUCLEAR HOT bug chili to see who can handle the most intense heat.

Princess Luna: It was amazing to see them eat that much spice.

Moondust: Boy it sure was. Spicy food like that would have killed a normal person.

Snowdrop: It sure was. The heat coming off of the chili was intense!

Gari: You aren't kidding there! I bet if you ate chili like that it would melt you.

Roquefort: (LAUGHS) You're right on that.

Blackout: That was one intense contest.

Lala: (Irish Accent) You're not kidding there lads.

Brittney: No kidding. It was brutal.

Grim: (Jamaican Accent) It would have been fun to reap someone from all that spice too mon.

Roquefort: Oh boy. Lets do it!

They fired waves of darkness and energy and smashed him down.

Raven: That was good.

Princess Luna: A true victory of the night!


Black Widow, Princess Celestia, Minuette, Twinkleshine, Lemon Hearts, Moondancer, Lyra Heartstrings, Sunset Shimmer, Twilight Sparkle, Light Skylanders, Ran the Jack-O-Lantern, Jack Skellington, Sally, Flywheels and Stranglehold VS Shade - The Bet Ed, Edd N Eddy and friends did


Shade was next.

Shade: (to Black Widow) The bet Ed, Double D, Eddy and their friends did was crazy! I can't tell if it was a bet or a torture session!

Black Widow: It was a little bit of both actually. It's hard to imagine that they did such a crazy bet all for a measly $5.75. But it was worth it because of Eddy winning the bet and getting Jawbreakers with Luan.

Princess Celestia: That bet was REALLY nuts!

Shade: What did they do that caused them so much pain in that bet?

Minuette: Well it was REALLY NUTS! Ed couldn't eat gravy.

Twinkleshine: Double D couldn't use complex smart phrases.

Lemon Hearts: Eddy couldn't yell with a voice that could be as loud as an air horn.

Moondancer: Kevin couldn't call the Ed's dorks.

Lyra Heartstrings: Rolf couldn't eat meat.

Sunset Shimmer: And Jonny couldn't be told what to do by Plank.

Shade: GEEZ! That is more like fates worse than death! What happened to them all?

Twilight Sparkle: Double D had to speak in words with 1 syllable, Ed looked like he was suffering from Heroin Withdrawal or Gravy Withdrawal in that case as he was sucking on the table and the floor, Eddy had to be as quiet as a mouse, Jonny was looking all over for something to do, Kevin was trying not to snap and Rolf looked like he was an anorexic and was as skinny as a toothpick because he was suffering from meat withdrawal.

Shade: WHOA! That was worse than a torture session.

Spotlight: You're not kidding there.

Ran: Ed almost dove into a pot full of Butterscotch Pudding and he is allergic to that stuff.

Shade: Ed is allergic to Butterscotch Pudding? Is that even possible?

Jack Skellington: Everyone thought the same thing.

Sally: They sure did.

Black Widow: Turns out Ed is allergic to rabbits, eels and Butterscotch Pudding. How weird is that?

Shade: VERY Strange. Lets do it!

They fired waves of magic, light and energy and smashed him down.

Black Widow: Take that!

Princess Celestia: That was so awesome!


Irma, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Sea, Bai Tza, Maria, Gi, Commander Jupiter and Mars VS Demyx - Rolf being skinnier than a toothpick without meat


Demyx was next.

Demyx: (to Irma) Rolf was skinnier than a toothpick without meat! Maybe Nazz should've been in the bet instead of him.

Irma: She didn't want to be in it so she played it smart and safe. But yeah he had lost ALL of his muscle strength and was as weak as SpongeBob.

Rarity: Indeed he was darling. What happened to Rolf was terrible.

Sweetie Belle: But it's good that J.D. gave him a lot of meat.

Gill Grunt: I think the Ripping Friends knew what Rolf was like during that.

Sea: That was crazy.

Bai Tza: You're not kidding there.

Maria: Boy no kidding. Also Sarah, Jimmy and Marie didn't partake thank goodness.

Demyx: Thank goodness. Lets do it!

They fired waves of water, ice and jewels and smashed him down.

Irma: ALL RIGHT!

Rarity: Rapture darling that was grand!


Sasuke the Android, Pinkie Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Nemes the Sphinx, Somnambula, Scratch (Skylanders), Exhaust and Flamewar VS Machinedramon - Ed being crazy without gravy


Machinedramon was next.

Machinedramon: (to Sasuke) Ed went crazy without gravy! Good thing Ratchet gave him some.

Sasuke: Yeah that was nuts! Ed looked like he was suffering from drug discontinuation syndrom.

Pinkie Pie: Boy no kidding! I can't even begin to imagine what it would be like to go for 1 whole month without doing a party.

Featherweight: I don't think I want to imagine what would happen to Naruto if he went 6 months without Ramen.

Sprocket: That would NOT BE GOOD! Naruto loves ramen and I can't imagine him going that long without it.

Nemes: You're not kidding. Geez!

Somnambula: (Egyptian Accent) That would be an absolute nightmare.

Scratch: Ed was acting like a total junkie suffering from withdrawal symptoms.

Machinedramon: That is rough. I can't believe Ed eats that much Gravy. Lets dance.

They fired waves of lightning, metal, gears and energy and smashed him down.

Sasuke: YEAH!

Pinkie Pie: BEST USUAL BATTLE EVER!


Vakama, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Life Skylanders, Fire Sorcerer, Fire Princess, Hiita, Top Man and Shadow Man VS Pyro - Kevin not calling the Ed's dorks


Pyro was next.

Pyro: (to Vakama) For the bet, Kevin couldn't call the Ed's dorks. Considering that he stopped doing that a long time ago, he would've won if he hadn't lost on purpose.

Vakama: You're not kidding there. Can you believe that Kevin and Sarah and all the Cul-De-Sac kids hated the Ed's guts before the Vengeance Express broke out? That was nuts!

Fluttershy: What happened during that time was absolutely terrible.

Tornado Bolt: Yeah it sure was awful.

Stealth Elf: You're not kidding there. What happened during that time was awful.

Fire Sorcerer: And not to mention that Bev, Bevv and Bevvy are going through the very same adventures as the Ed's are and the cul-de-sac kids of Gotham Royal York hate their guts too.

Fire Princess: AND they have MALE versions of the Kanker Sisters out to get down their skirts so to speak.

Hiita: And there's a strong possibility that they could destroy Gotham Royal York just like how the Kankers destroyed all of Atlanta.

Pyro: Oh boy. Lets hope we can stop them before that happens. Lets do it!

They fired waves of leaves, flowers, grass and fire and smashed him down.

Vakama: Take that!

Fluttershy: That was fun.


Gwen Tennyson, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Chocola the Easter Bunny, Bugs Bunny, Lola Bunny, Buster Bunny, Babs Bunny, Pain Yatta and Krankcase VS Mr. Fizz - Jonny not having Plank tell him what to do


Mr. Fizz was next.

Mr. Fizz: (to Gwen) It must've been tough for Jonny to not have Plank tell him what to do. (sighs) Sometimes, I wish Plank were able to talk to us.

Gwen T.: Me too. Jonny has had Plank with him ever since he was a little kid. It's to help him get over social awkwardness or phobias.

Starlight Glimmer: I know how Jonny feels. Sunburst has always been there to help me out ever since we were foals. But when he left I was alone and I blamed cutie marks. And I'm sure you know how I felt about that too.

Cozy Glow: That is crazy. But I'm glad Jonny has Plank with him. I wish we could hear him too.

Hex: Me too. That would be cool.

Chocola: It sure would be awesome.

Bugs: Eh it sure would be cool.

Lola Bunny: I agree too.

Buster Bunny: Jonny and Plank are awesome friends.

Babs Bunny: They sure are.

Mr. Fizz: Yes indeed. Lets do it!

They fired waves of magic, bones, stars and energy and smashed him down.

Gwen T.: That was great!

Starlight Glimmer: That was amazing!


Koji, Twilight Sparkle, Luster Dawn, Sunny Starscout, Magic Skylanders, Element Valkyrie, Lincoln, Linka, RD Luan and RD Lucy VS Magma - Eddy not being able to yell as loud as an air horn


Magma was next.

Magma: (to Koji) Eddy was able to succeed not being able to yell as loud as an air horn. These days, he prefers his blaster over yelling.

Koji: Yeah he sure does. I would hate to imagine if Eddy yelled at someone like that again.

Twilight Sparkle: Yeah no kidding. I did a measuring of Eddy yelling at his loudest and it measured at 235 decibels.

Magma: WHOA! That has to be loud enough to shatter glass.

Luster Dawn: You got that right. That is impressive for Eddy to have such a powerful voice.

Sunny Starscout: It sure is amazing.

Spyro: That is really amazing. Krakatoa when it erupted back in 1883 had a sound of 194 decibels and it was heard from over 3,000 miles away.

Magma: That's incredible!

Element Valkyrie: It sure is! That is awesome that Eddy has that powerful of a voice.

Lincoln: It sure is cool.

Linka: Yep it sure is.

Magma: Yep. Lets do it!

They fired waves of light and magic and lightning and smashed him down.

Koji: AWESOME!

Twilight Sparkle: That was amazing!


Jayden, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Infernal Flame Vixen, Fire Princess, Fire Sorcerer, Hiita, Elemental HERO Lady Heat, Slog and Wildfly VS Kenuichio Harada A.K.A. Silver Samurai - The Guinea Fowl being nothing but trouble and how they killed an entire sounder 49 years ago


Silver Samurai was next.

Silver Samurai: (to Jayden) The Guinea Fowl are nothing but trouble. I can't believe they killed an entire sounder 49 years ago!

Jayden: You're not kidding there! It's just hard to imagine that they can cause so much damage especially to warthogs in general.

Applejack: Boy howdy you aren't kidding there. That is awful.

Apple Bloom: Yeah it was terrible!

Flashwing: What happened to those warthogs 49 years ago was terrible.

Infernal Flame Vixen: Yeah and we're going to get justice for all the Warthogs that these wretched birds killed.

Fire Princess: They deserved to be fried and cooked.

Fire Sorcerer: You said it!

Hiita: Yeah!

Elemental HERO Lady Heat: No kidding.

Silver Samurai: Indeed. Lets dance.

They fired waves of fire, earth, rock, crystal and apples and smashed him down.

Jayden: AWESOME!

Applejack: YEEHAW! That was great!


Natsume Seno VS Cookie Baboom


Cookie Baboom was next.

Natsume: So before we start what is it that you used to do?

Cookie Baboom: Well as you know I'm an exotic dancer and a stripper but I am also the ex-girlfriend of the mayor of Las Vegas.

She went over her history.


Cookie BaBoom is a villain from The Mask: The Animated Series, only appearing in the season two episode, Flight as a Feather.

She's an exotic dancer and stripper who was Mayor Tilton's ex-girlfriend. She appeared during a ceremony, angry at Tilton for dumping her. She throws off her trench-coat to reveal 2 megatons worth of dynamite strategically strapped across her torso and waist. She proclaims that she's going to kill herself along with Mayor Tilton for if she couldn't have him then no one would.

The Mask (only interested in retrieving his lost feather) thwarts Cookie's plan by impersonating a Cockney British bartender who creates a drink called The Bikini Cocktail, using the dynamite strapped to the top half of Cookie's body as the main ingredient. Before Kellaway and Doyle can capture the Mask, he distracts them by turning Cookie (who had been spinning around in a blur after the Mask ripped the dynamite off her body) around so her naked front (which the spectator's unable to see) faces them, causing them to be gobsmacked and faint from the sight of her.

Cookie then puts her trench-coat back on and flees the scene. She is later seen with an angry mob chasing the Mask in revenge for her humiliation, but the Mask eludes them by distracting them with some snacks and escapes.


Natsume was very sympathetic for her.

Natsume: Oh man! I'm sorry that happened to you. I guess it's true what they say. "Hell Hath No Fury Like a Woman Scorned."

Cookie Baboom: Yeah you're right about that.

Natsume: Yeah. You could have picked J.D. He would love you more than anything like he does with me. He is one of the greatest people I know and he loves everyone with so much Passion.

Cookie Baboom: Yeah you're right. I'll give it a shot.

Natsume: Awesome! Lets dance!

Cookie Baboom: With pleasure!

She threw dynamite sticks at her and she dodged them and they exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM! KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM! KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM! KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!

Natsume fired balls of fire from her hands and they hit her and knocked her down.

Natsume: All right! Blue-Hair Bombshell one, Explosive Voluptuous Beauty zero.


Woody Woodpecker VS Buzz Buzzard


Buzz Buzzard was next.

Woody Woodpecker: So how have things been for you Buzz?

Buzz Buzzard: Its been really well Woody. I've been looking forward to getting our battles back on.

Woody Woodpecker: Just like the old days. Lets do it!

Woody flew around and honked him on his nose.

HONK HONK!

Woody Woodpecker: Guess who? HAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHA! (PECKS BUZZ ON HIS HEAD LIKE A JACKHAMMER)

He knocked him down with that.

Woody Woodpecker: HAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHA! HEHHEHHEHHEHHEHHEHHEHHEH!


Hestia VS Huntor


Huntor was next.

Huntor: (Australian Accent) My quarry is going to make a great catch for me.

Hestia: Well it's gonna be awesome having you as my archenemy Huntor. The hunt is on!

Huntor: That's the sport I like. Lets do it!

He fired laser blasts at her and she dodged them and kicked him in the face and knocked him down.


Zoe Drake VS Bling-Bling Boy


Bling Bling Boy was next.

Bling-Bling Boy: This will be awesome and fun.

Zoe Drake: It sure will. But can you tell me more about yourself?

Bling-Bling Boy: Why certainly. My real name is Eugene Hamilton but I go by Bling-Bling Boy because I wear bling all over me and I'm a billionaire genius and for years I have been the archenemy of Johnny Test. But this was before he joined Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

He went over his history.


Eugene Hamilton, better known as Bling-Bling Boy, is a recurring antagonist in Johnny Test. He has a one-sided crush on Susan Test and he's a true/archenemy of Johnny Test and Dukey.

He was voiced by Lee Tockar.

Eugene Hamilton is the (sometimes friendly) enemy of Johnny and Dukey, preferring to go by the name of "Bling-Bling Boy" (because of his gold jewelry and watches). He is a multi-millionaire with unlimited funds at his disposal.

He has a big crush on Susan, who doesn't reciprocate his feelings, and often resorts to evil plots or blackmail to try and force her to be his girlfriend. He occasionally teams up with Johnny and Dukey to defeat the other villains when the situation demands it. He seems to be good friends with Johnny and Dukey, despite being the main antagonist of the series.

Similar to his sisters, he occasionally tricks Johnny into testing some of his inventions. Deep down, Bling-Bling Boy is insecure due to being fat and having buck teeth, although in Phat Johnny, his weight and buck teeth actually help Bling-Bling Boy become successful as a hip hop star. He has a mother who punishes him for "embarrassing her" by plotting his evil schemes. He used to also attend the Mega Institution of Technology, but left the school after his thesis ate Professor Slopsink's hand. He later was allowed to return to the Institute in exchange for aiding in preventing a nuclear crisis, finally admitting to missing human interaction.

In "Johnny X Strikes Back" he had the power of gold vision and flight. In "Johnny's 100th episode", he bawled after thinking that Johnny was dead, but was glad he was still alive (even though he was an enemy to him).


Zoe was amazed.

Zoe Drake: Wow! That is so awesome. It's awesome that you have your own team to help you out and how you have done so much both good and bad with Johnny and just to try and win the heart of his sister Susan.

Bling Bling Boy: That is really cool huh? Shall we get it on?

Zoe Drake: Lets shall!

Zoe fired waves of wind at him and then he dodged the blasts and Bling Bling Boy fired waves of energy and she dodged them and then she fired waves of wind and smashed him down.


Star Butterfly VS Bonnie


Bonnie Rockwaller was next.

Star Butterfly: At least facing you will be better than Brittney Wong. That bitch hates me with a vengeance.

Bonnie Rockwaller: She must've really given you a hard time.

Star Butterfly: You have no idea. Brittney HATED MY GUTS and she wanted nothing more than to see me dead for ruining her life. She lost EVERYTHING and her parents lost all their money and they went insane and were sent to a nuthouse.

Bonnie: That's rough. I've always been the Black Sheep of my family. I brought nothing but shame to my family. My mom and my sisters both hated my guts because they thought I was a total embarrassment. I should tell you everything about me.

She told Star her history.


While it is unknown how long she has actually known Kim, she knew her long enough prior to when Kim first tried out for cheerleading in middle school to have given her the nickname "Tin Teeth", due to Kim having braces.

In middle school, Bonnie was one of three judges for cheerleading tryouts. She disliked Kim even then, and assigned her a routine that was supposedly impossible. Kim performed it flawlessly, so Bonnie reluctantly accepted her as a squad member. This was notably one of the few times where Bonnie apparently outranked Kim on the squad, as she also seemed to be in charge of the practices.

It was revealed during her senior year at Homecoming that she has known Ron almost at least as long as Kim knew him, as Bonnie had been calling him cruel names from Kindergarten to 12th-grade. Apparently she stepped up her level of disdain for him as Ron remarked when he was a millionaire that she had been mean and abusive to him since middle school.

Bonnie was very much concerned about the proverbial "food chain" at their high school and angled to keep her position on it by saving seats at lunch for the even more popular senior, Amelia, and by dating Brick Flagg, the then star quarterback of the Middleton High football team as that was considered a status symbol. A tactic which apparently worked as Bonnie was one of the only lower class students seen as able to sit at the senior lunch tables.

Nonetheless, Bonnie felt challenged by Kim's general popularity as well as her being the school cheerleading captain, the latter of which Bonnie coveted and managed to gain before eventually giving it back to Kim. Since then Bonnie was never nearly as vocal about replacing Kim as the captain. However she still angled to have prominent positions in routines; ever ready to step in whenever Kim might miss her mark in a layout, such as taking top of the pyramid at a Cheer Camp demonstration. Otherwise, Bonnie seems to consider it humiliating to be "second fiddle" to anyone for anything.


Star felt sorry for her.

Star Butterfly: Oh man. Bonnie I'm sorry.

Bonnie cried.

Bonnie Rockwaller: (Crying hard) I lost everything because of them!

Edward the platypus came and comforted her.

Edward the Platypus: I know how you feel Bonnie. My brothers hated my guts too because they felt that I was an embarrassment to my family too. My brothers were total jerks and they hated my guts.

Bonnie Rockwaller: (Sniffles) Really?

Edward the Platypus: Yeah. My brothers called me an embarrassment and called me a weak link and a disgrace. They thought I brought nothing but shame to the family too and they would always pick on me and bully me all the time.

Star Butterfly: It's true Bonnie. I think the real reason you were Kim's rival was because you were hurting inside from their abuse.

Bonnie Rockwall: (Crying) It's true!

She went and hugged Star and cried hard.


Ursula VS Captain Gravyhead


Captain Gravyhead was next.

Ursula: This is gonna be so fun.

Captain Gravyhead: It most will. Lets see how you like my Gravy Deluge attack!

He fired a gravy wave and Ursula dodged it and fired waves of bananas and smashed him down.


Spectra the Angel of Light and Rockna VS Hot Dog Gangster


Hot Dog Gangster was next.

Hot Dog Gangster: (As Tone Loc) Always looking forward to this mama.

Spectra: Glad you're ready to have fun.

Rockna: I'm always excited! Rockna is ready to rumble!

Hot Dog Gangster: Then lets get it on Dudettes.

He fired hot dogs at them and they jumped and fired waves of light at him and smashed him down.


Misty Tredwell VS Gabby Gator


Gabby Gator was next.

Gabby Gator: Awesome how I get the Dark Signer of the Lizard as my archenemy.

Misty Tredwell: It sure is. I heard you've been one of Woody Woodpecker's enemies for a long time and you were trying to eat him.

Gabby Gator: Yep. Good times. Shall we dance?

Misty Tredwell: Lets shall!

Gabby charged and Misty fired waves of green fire and smashed her down.


Carly Atlas VS Necrolai


Necrolai was next.

Necrolai: Hummingbird VS Vampire Queen. I like the sound of that.

Carly Atlas: I do too. That is so awesome.

Necrolai: It sure is. Lets dance!

They fired magic and energy and orange fire and the blasts collided and exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!

Carly Atlas teleported and kicked her down.


Nene VS Wally Walrus


Wally Walrus was next.

Nene: So you were Woody Woodpeckers next door neighbor?

Wally Walrus: (Swedish Accent) Oh ja and he was a funny guy but we never got along.

He went over his history.


Wally Walrus is the tritagonist in the Woody Woodpeckeranimated series.

Wally is an anthropomorphic walrus who, in most of his appearances, speaks with a pronounced Swedish accent. Wally is rather slow-witted at times, and prone to anger when provoked. For many years, Wally was the primary foil for Woody Woodpecker, bearing roughly the same relationship to that character as Elmer Fudd had to Bugs Bunny in Warner Brothers' animated shorts from the same era. Wally is often heard humming or singing the popular song My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean.


Nene was amazed.

Nene: Wow you have a really awesome lifestyle. Dana and Axel Adell would like you and Axel is from Sweden himself.

Wally Walrus: Always a pleasure to know a fellow countryman. Shall we dance? Ja?

Nene: We shall ja.

Nene fired waves of darkness and smashed him down.


Alusia VS Ronno


Ronno was next.

Alusia: You really hated Bambi didn't you?

Ronno: Yeah I sure did and I will never forgive him for everything he did to me.

Alusia: Why? You need to let this whole rivalry go.

Ronno: Oh you're right. Lets do it!

They ran and Alusia grabbed Ronno and knocked him down.


Kristjana Vaðlaheiðarvegavinnuverkfærageymsluskúrslyklakippuhringurinn The White Night Dragon Gene-Slammer of Iceland VS Ornismon.


Ornismon was next.

Kristjana: (Polish Accent) This is gonna be awesome.

Ornismon: I'm looking forward to this one.

Kristjana: Me too. Lets dance!

Ornismon: (Echoing) COSMIC RAY!

He fired a star ray and she flew and dodged it and fired an ice blast and froze him.


LupinRangers & PatRangers, Megaforce Rangers, Lola, Princess Celestia, Nico, Eli, Nunnally and Laney VS Rabroom Jaws


Rabroom Jaws was next.

Nico: Always looking forward to this!

LupinRangers: KAITOU CHANGE!

PatRangers: KEISOU CHANGE!

They transformed!

Kairi Yano: (SNAPS FINGERS) LUPIN RED!

Touma: (SNAPS FINGERS) LUPIN BLUE!

Umika: (SNAPS FINGERS) LUPIN YELLOW!

Keiichiro: PAT1!

Sakuya: PAT2!

Tsukasa: PAT3!

LupinRangers: PHANTOM THIEVES OF JUSTICE! LUPINRANGERS!

PatRangers: ENFORCERS OF INTERSTELLAR PEACE! PATRANGERS!

KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! LUPINRANGERS & PATRANGERS!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the LupinRangers & PatRangers too!

PatRangers: By order of the GSPO, we're taking you down by force!

Kairi Yano: Here's an advanced notice: We're taking your treasure!

Nico: And kicking your big ugly ass! Lets get him!

They fired waves of energy and smashed him all over the place.

Nico teleported and opened Rabroom Jaws' safe and in it was a bunch of swords called The Swords of the Ghostbusters, they're large swords with the Ghostbusters symbol etched on the 6'5" massive, wide, double-edged ghostly green blades, ghostly green large angel wings for the crossguards, large blue gems for the hilts, longer black handles, and large ghostly green faceted sphere pommels with surrounding blue gems. Once in hand, they'll get a massive power and energy increase, along with angel wings, and awesome Ghostbusters-themed sleeveless trenchcoats.

Then Nico teleported back with the swords.

LupinRangers: LUPIN STRIKE!

PatRangers: INTERSTELLAR STRIKE!

They fired waves of energy and they fired waves of energy and elements and the blasts all hit Rabroom Jaws and he exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!

He was dead and all that was left of him was his safe.

Nico: Rabroom Jaws you have failed this world!

LupinRangers: With that we bid you one final adieu.

PatRangers: Mission accomplished.

Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a super mega win.


We resumed the battle with the Guinea Fowl!

Jake Holling: I can't wait to have chicken for dinner!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! JUNGLE FURY!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Jungle Fury Rangers!

Me: LETS FRY SOME CHICKENS!

We went at the Guinea Fowl!

We blasted and incinerated and cooked them all over and Viqtarr blasted and smashed them all over too. We were wiping out millions upon millions of Guinea Fowl. We fired massive waves of fire and energy and burned them all over.

Hook, Volcana, Ratchet and Billy used the Earth and Autobot Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Hook's Rocket Launcher, Ratchet's Laser Scalpel and Billy & Volcana's powers 100-Fold.

Hook and Volcana: ROCKET FIREBALL MEGABARRAGE!

They fired rockets and fireballs.

Ratchet and Billy: LASER SNOT BARRAGE!

They fired waves of lasers and snot.

Leif and Alusia: ICE CENTAUR MEGA BLAST!

They fired ice blasts that formed into a centaur.

Kimiko and Lumina, Lightsworn Summoner: SOLAR FLARE FIRESTORM!

They fired waves of light and fire.

Raven and Lala: DARKNESS SCYTHE BLAST!

They fired waves of darkness.

Black Widow and Ran: DARKNESS PUMPKIN BARRAGE1

They fired waves of darkness and pumpkins.

Irma and Sea: WATER DRAGON MEGABLAST!

They fired waves of water.

Sasuke the Android and Nemes: KUNAI SPHINX BARRAGE!

They fired waves of kunai and eergy.

Vakama and Fire Sorcerer: FIRESTORM MAGIC STORM!

They fired waves of fire.

Gwen and Chocola: MAGIC EGG BARRAGE!

They fired magic and eggs.

Koji and Element Valkyrie: LIGHT ELEMENT BLAST!

They fired light, water and fire blasts.

Jayden and Infernal Flame Vixen: FIRESTORM BLADE BLAST!

They fired waves of fire.

Zhuqiaomon and Adagio Dazzle: PHOENIX SONG BLAST OF THE SOUTH!

They fired fire and song blasts.

Azulongmon and Aria Blaze: DRAGON SONG BLAST OF THE EAST!

They fired lightning and song blasts.

Ebonwumon and Sonata Dusk: TURTLE SONG BLAST OF THE NORTH!

They fired waves of leaves and song blasts.

Baihumon and Allie Wilde: TIGER FURY BLAST OF THE WEST!

They fired waves of energy and fire.

Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Mage Meadowbrook, Life Skylanders and Plant Lola: NATURE OF KINDNESS MEGABLAST!

They fired waves of nature and energy.

Mysterio, Timon, Pumbaa, Laney and Fluttershy: JUNGLE FURY MEGABLAST!

They fired waves of energy and leaves and fruits.

Lincoln: BIRD PREDATOR ELEMENTAL STYLE: EAGLE!

Himiko (Warriors Orochi): BIRD PREDATOR FIRE STYLE: FALCON!

Entrapta: BIRD PREDATOR LIGHTNING STYLE: MINK!

Perfuma: BIRD PREDATOR NATURE STYLE: RACCOON!

Frosta: BIRD PREDATOR ICE STYLE: SNOW FOXES!

Jessica Shannon: BIRD PREDATOR STING STYLE: RED FOXES!

Makoto Nanaya: BIRD PREDATOR WIND STYLE: SQUIRREL!

Yuna: BIRD PREDATOR WATER STYLE: SEAL!

Ibuki: BIRD PREDATOR STEALTH STYLE: SNAKE!

Hana Uzaki: BIRD PREDATOR LIGHTNING STYLE: VULTURE!

Kyoko: BIRD PREDATOR FIRE STYLE: WEASEL!

Misako: BIRD PREDATOR WATER STYLE: OWLS!

Princia Ramode: BIRD PREDATOR LIGHTNING STYLE: FISH!

Lucy Liberty: BIRD PREDATOR WIND STYLE: COYOTE!

Hsien-Ko: BIRD PREDATOR EARTH STYLE: BATS!

Shantae: BIRD PREDATOR MAGIC STYLE: BABOONS!

They fired waves of elements and they formed into said creatures.

Lincoln and his harem: BIRD PREDATOR FINAL SMASH: BIRD CHOMPING FRENZY!

They summoned the predators of birds to chomp on those nasty birds and they did and then all the Guinea Fowl were destroyed and turned into awesome roast chicken dinners!

Me: Now that is how you destroy rotten birds.

Car horns and Pig Oinks were heard.

Timon: NOW WHAT!?

Pumbaa: That wasn't the distress call Timon. That sound means that the trouble is over.

Me: Thank goodness.

Shalla: Thank you all so much for helping us.

Me: You're welcome Shalla.

Machinedramon: And with that, the Guinea Fowl are extinct.

Pyro: I call dibs on cooking their remains!

Ed: I want to eat the bad chicken corpses!

Mr. Fizz: I'll give you soda to go with that.

Magma: You can also have gravy too.

Silver Samurai: You've earned it after what you went through this morning.

Kevin: (to Eddy) Eddy, I'm glad you won the bet. But let's never do that again, okay?

Eddy: I won't.

?: (Echoing Demonic Voice) I will make you all pay for imprisoning me in The Divine Mirror!

Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting around Lincoln, Linka, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lola and Lexx Loud's and Steven Universe's legs, the eight large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the eight emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the eight large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the eight large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Loud and Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Lori and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni and Loni Loud's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Luan and Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Laney and Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa and Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily and Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs were glowing, and when we sensed a dark energy, that means big trouble was coming.

Luan: Uh oh, looks like we're not done yet. You can come out now, Kyūbi.

A figure came out, and it was none other than Kyūbi, the malevolent nine-tailed fox who's an enemy to both the humans and The Mystics, and who, as Tamamo, manipulated Yinglong into turning against The Heavenly Emperor and breaking The Divine Mirror, and the dark energy spilling out which turned him into Orochi, The Serpent King.

Nu Wa: So, you've finally shown yourself, Kyūbi. It seems as though you'll never learn your lesson, will you?

Kyūbi: It was because of you imprisoning me in that blasted mirror, and I will make sure that all of you will suffer the extent of my wrath and vengeance!

Kyūbi made two clones of Orochi and Da Ji from two of her tails, but before they could attack, Luan fired two powerful blasts of light at them, and destroyed them, and the tails came back to her, and it also hurt her badly.

Luan: I've heard about enough out of you to last a lifetime, Kyūbi.

Suddenly, Luan's eyes turned neon blue, and she was surrounded by a rainbow energy aura with light, fairies, and light animals, she unholstered her massive Sword of Sulis from her back, and as she approached Kyūbi, she left rainbow energy, light, fairies, and light animals with every step.

Luan: Kyūbi, the trouble that you've caused to both the humans and The Mystic Realm can never be forgiven. But, what you did in manipulating Yinglong into turning against The Heavenly Emperor and damaging The Divine Mirror, which turned him into Orochi, The Serpent King, you've crossed the line, and I'll see to it that you pay for your crimes in full!

Suddenly, Luan Loud was surrounded by a massive vortex of rainbow energy with light, rainbow fire, and light animals surrounding the vortex, there were fairies flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a yellow phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Luan Loud emerged, but she was changed forever.

(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)

Luan Loud grew from 6'0" to 6'5" in height, she still retained the body of a goddess, along with the weighted yellow bands on her biceps and thighs, and they now have silver phoenixes on them, and eight large yellow orbs orbiting around her legs, she has yellow highlights in the bangs of her long light brown hair, she has neon blue eyes and a rainbow energy aura with light, fairies, and light animals surrounding her, she has a rainbow fairy holding the Light Kanji in their hands and The Sun above her head emblazoned on her forehead, she has on fairy earrings with the Light Kanji in her hands and a necklace with a fairy holding the Light Kanji in her hands for the pendant, she has on a sleeveless white shirt with a yellow phoenix, yellow skirt with light animals on it, white leather ankle-length combat boots with suns for the buckles, and a multi-colored long sleeveless trenchcoat with light animals on the coattails and suns on it, and on the back are light animals surrounding The Sun.

Luan Loud has massive light brown angel wings with yellow tips on the large light brown feathers, the massive, wide, double-edged man-sized blade of her Sword of Sulis grew to 6'5" in length and the long black handle grew a little longer, she has on yellow fingerless gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on the back, Luan Loud has on her Yellow Lantern Corps ring on her right ring finger, her brand new Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with large rainbow gems on her wrists, Belt of Elemental Bravery with large rainbow gem for the belt buckle on her waist, and her Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a yellow kanji below the light animals surrounding The Sun that said, "Luan Loud, Fourth Born and Fourth Eldest of The Loud Family, Loving Sister of Her Many Siblings, Loving Fourth Eldest Daughter of Rita and Lynn Sr., Loving Girlfriend of Eddy, Slayer of Evil, Descendant of 17th Century Jester Luan of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Amazing Member and Talented Rockstar of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of Sulis, Defender of The Loud House and The Loud Family, and Master of Light and Laughter."

ルアン・ラウド、ラウド・ファミリーの四番目に生まれた4番目の長男、彼女の多くの兄弟の愛する姉妹、リタとリン・シニアの愛する4番目の長女、エディの愛するガールフレンド、悪の殺し屋、十七世紀のジェスター・ルアン・ラウドの子孫スコットランド、モラグ・マクラフリンの破壊者、チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームの素晴らしいメンバーで才能のあるロックスター、スリスの使者、ラウド・ハウスとラウド・ファミリーの擁護者、そして光と娘のマ スター

Luan has transformed into SUPER ANGEL INFINITY CELESTIAL SOLARSTORM FAIRY ANGEL OF COMEDIC JUSTICE AND DIVINE LOVE!

We were amazed by Luan's Super Angel Infinity transformation, and when Eddy saw it, he had an atomic red blush on his face. But when Kyūbi saw it, she fell into a rage and she fired nine fireballs from the tips of her nine white tails at Luan, but Luan fired a powerful blast of rainbow energy and light, which overwhelmed the nine fireballs and hits Kyūbi, and burned her badly.

Me: (Stunned) Whoa.

Nico: Awesome, Luan's now the next Loud to transform, awesome.

Emily LaRue: And she burned Kyūbi badly, nice.

Lincoln: Whoa, Luan, you look amazing, how do you feel?

Luan: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Solarstorm and Divine Love) I feel incredible, Lincoln, and now, it's time to deliver Kyūbi her punishment for all the mayhem she's caused.

Lincoln: (Smiles) You got it, Luan.

Lincoln unholstered his improved massive Sword of Taranis from his wider and muscular back and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, and he also sprouted out his eleven massive, long, and powerful deep sapphire blue werewolf tails, and he, along with Fu Xi, Nu Wa, and Shennong, who got out their weapons, and joined Luan.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Voice of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope) Time to administer your punishment for what you've done, Kyūbi.

Warriors Orochi 3: Ultimate - Waltz of White Darkness - Theme of Kyūbi

Luan, Lincoln, Fu Xi, Nu Wa, and Shennong went at Kyūbi, who fired more blue fireballs at them, but they dodged them, and they fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, light, elemental forces, fire, ice, and plants at Kyūbi, and they exploded with incredible power, as they hit her, and she was also badly injured by the purity of the good radiating from them.

Then, they attacked Kyūbi with their weapons, and they really hurt her badly. Then, Lincoln restrains Kyūbi by her nine tails with nine of his massive, long, and powerful deep sapphire blue werewolf tails, and he restrains her arms with his last two massive, long, and powerful deep sapphire blue werewolf tails, and then, Lincoln began sucking out all of Kyūbi's magical powers and abilities, as his rainbow energy aura flared up to the extreme, and he and the rest of us made Kyūbi's magical powers and abilities our own. When Lincoln was done, Kyūbi was now completely powerless and drained, and he threw her into the air, and he and fired a massive rainbow energy wave, and it hits Kyūbi and exploded with incredible power, killing her and she was destroyed and her spirit was Super Hakaied forever. We cheered wildly for what Lincoln and Luan did, as they holstered their massive swords on their backs and power down, and the improvements to Luan's clothes, weapons, jewelry, and angel wings were permanent. Then, they came back to us, and we went up to Lincoln and Luan, and we hugged them, and they hugged us back.

Lynn: (Smiles) Luan, Lincoln, we're so proud of what you two did, you did an awesome job in killing Kyūbi.

Luan: (Smiles) Thanks, Lynn.

Lincoln: That's yet another enemy of The Mystic Realm put down for good, but I can't help but get the feeling that there's one last enemy of The Mystic Realm that's going to show himself soon.

Lynn: When that happens, you know I'm going to face him, and I'll also need your help with this one, Lincoln.

Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) Of course, Lynn.

Himiko: And we'll also be cheering for you and Lincoln, Lynn. (To Lincoln) And we also got another reward for you, Lincoln.

Just then, Himiko and the rest of Lincoln's harem went up to Lincoln, and they dogpiled on him, and they kissed him all over, and he had a lovestruck look on his face and kisses all over his abnormally massive and powerful muscular body, as we shared a laugh. Then, Eddy ran up to Luan, and they hugged and kissed on the lips.

Fu Xi: And we'll let you know of that last threat Lincoln mentioned about, Lynn.

Then, Fu Xi, Nu Wa, and Shennong went back to The Mystic Realm.

Me: Awesome!

Pumbaa: (To the viewers) Not only have I been welcomed back into my sounder but I'm also a hero to them and now we all can live in the Pridelands and the team. It's gonna be awesome when we all eat bugs too.

Me: Yep. Great job today everyone. Lets round up all these roast chickens and head home.

We did so and went back home and we enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep.

THE END


Another awesome chapter done.

This whole chapter was based on the awesome and funny episode of Timon & Pumbaa called Home is Where Your Hog is and that was one awesome and great episode! That episode aired on November 18th, 1996 and it was so awesome. The first part of the chapter is for the movie Bambi and that is one of my great childhood movies. The second part is for the Timon & Pumbaa episode called Hot Enough For Ya? and that was an awesome and funny episode with all that bug chili and all that. That episode aired on March 12th, 1999 and it was awesome! The opening scene for the chapter is based on the episode of Ed Edd N Eddy called All Eds Are Off and that was a really funny and awesome episode. That episode aired on April 13th, 2007 and that was so awesome and really funny. NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Etstheclarencefan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys. The next rescue for Nico is gonna be in the world of the Dexter's Laboratory Episode Chubby Cheese and Nico and Maria & Horsea are going to the awesome restaurant to save a Revival Jam Gene-Slammer named Lorna Jacobs, another one of Nico's childhood friends that was with him in Cooking Class. The next rescue for Lincoln is gonna be in the Dexter's Lab episode Critical Gas and we're going to convince Dexter that HE IS NOT going to die from eating that ginormous burrito and that it is just going to make him fart and we're gong to meet another one of Lincoln's friends and it'll be a girl that was Gene-Slammed into an Earthbound Immortal Chacu Challhua, the Killer Whale Earthbound Immortal. The next chapter is for an awesome Babysitting Adventure for me and it's my Second Babysitting adventure. You're gonna be in for an awesome and amazing adventure for this one as I babysit all the Louds, the Fox Quints and Nico's siblings as we embark on an awesome and amazing adventure.

See you all tomorrow.