Underwater, Nico and Girl Jordan were swimming down to the bottom of the sea for their next amazing rescue.
Nico: Thanks for coming with me, Girl Jordan. Even though you're not a fan of my leadership.
Girl Jordan: No problem Nico. But it's gonna be awesome going underwater for this one.
Nico: I wonder what we're going to see down here so far under the surface of the ocean.
Girl Jordan: Boy who knows? But this is so cool that we're going down this far.
Nico: 25,000 feet. Wow. So far down.
They arrived at the mining colony Shack 7.
Nico: Wow the Mining Colony Shack 7.
Girl Jordan: J.D. was here for a rescue one time.
Nico: Yep.
They went into the mining colony and saw that it was an amazing place.
Nico: Wow look at this place.
Girl Jordan: It's amazing how they built it down here at 25,000 feet.
Nico: Yeah.
Girl Jordan: And all the way down here at the bottom of the Puerto Rico Trench.
Nico: This is amazing.
Girl Jordan: Yeah.
Nico: I just want to thank you.
Girl Jordan: For what?
Nico: If you didn't snap at me when we were fighting Galcian, I wouldn't have been pushed into having those secret meetings with Bee and his team and that wouldn't have led to the creation of our Ambassador missions. So, thanks.
Girl Jordan: Uhh you're welcome. And no hard feelings.
Nico: No hard feelings.
They then heard a noise.
Nico: What was that?
Girl Jordan: I've got a really bad feeling about this.
Nico: Stay close. I sense human presences here but there's something else here.
Girl Jordan: What is it?
Nico: I don't know but stay close to me.
They walked around.
Nico: Okay. This is usually the part where the monster jumps out.
Girl Jordan: (GULP)
They looked around and then they saw a shadow and then a horrifying fish monstrosity appeared! It was the monster from the 1989 movie LEVIATHAN!
Nico: What in the 9 Fucking Levels of Hell is that ugly thing!?
Girl Jordan: No idea! But it's horrifying!
Nico: Wait a second. I've seen that horrifying creature before. That's the fish mutation creature from the 1989 movie Leviathan!
Girl Jordan: I remember that movie! That movie gave me nightmares for a long time back when I was 6! It made me afraid of the water for a long time until I got over it.
Nico: Whoa!
Girl Jordan: What caused that horrible thing?
Nico: It was a Russian Genetics Experiment gone horribly wrong. It was to make a man that can live and breath underwater.
Girl Jordan: That is REALLY playing with fire.
Nico: Not gonna lie there!
Girl Jordan: Yeah.
Nico: There's really no point in this monstrosity existing since most of us, if not all, can breathe underwater!
Girl Jordan: Wait.
Girl Jordan went up to the creature.
Creature: (Speaking to her telepathically) Be one with us and live to make a new era of mankind.
Girl Jordan: I will not join you.
Nico: Girl Jordan, who are you talking to?
Girl Jordan: The fish creature. He's talking to me inside my head.
Nico: He's speaking to you telepathically. What's he saying?
Girl Jordan: He wants me to join him to make a new era of mankind.
Nico: Not gonna happen fishface!
Girl Jordan: Wait.
Voice: (Telepathically) HELP ME!
Voice 2: (Telepathically) Kill me!
Voice 3: (Telepathically) PLEASE KILL ME!
Nico: What is it?
Girl Jordan: There's three people merged with it! They want us to destroy it and free them!
Nico: Then that's what we'll do!
?: Yeah!
A Piscciss Volann came out!
Nico: A Piscciss Volann! Whoa!
Piscciss Volann: (In a girls voice) Been a while swim buddy.
Nico: That voice. Marina? Marina "Mermaid" Reagan!?
Piscciss Volann: Awesome to see you again Nico.
Nico: It's a real good thing you're not one of the people merged with the monster!
Piscciss Volann: No kidding.
Girl Jordan: How do you know Marina?
Nico: Me and Marina were partners in Swimming Class. And boy does Marina love to swim. It's how we gave her the nickname Mermaid. She is practically one with the water. She holds the record for the fastest race in High School Swimming.
Girl Jordan: Wow that is so awesome!
Then the whole colony started to buckle.
Nico: Uh oh! The water pressure is going to crush this place like a tin can. Lets get the colony workers and get the hell out of here!
Girl Jordan: But they can't breathe underwater!
Piscciss Volann: But Nico can teleport us all out.
Nico: Yes I can. There's a oil rig not far from here. Lets go!
They ran fast and then they saw Steven Beck, Elizabeth Williams and Justin Jones.
Nico: Guys lets get you out of here. Stay close to us!
Steven Beck: Right!
Nico used Instant Transmission and got them out just as the entire colony imploded at 25,000 feet down. They got to the Oil Platform.
Elizabeth Williams: (British Accent) That was a close one.
Nico: No kidding.
Girl Jordan: But that creature is gone and forgotten. What Russia did when they made that monster was really playing with fire.
Nico and Girl Jordan were standing on the water with Marina in the water.
Girl Jordan: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Piscciss Volann: This is a funny one. Nico and I saw a couple of bullies harassing a kid in the hot tub and we decided to pull a humiliating prank on them.
Nico: I remember that. We called it Operation: Hulk Skin. We poured a whole bottle of green dye into the hot tub and then then decided to relax in it and then they came out with skin green like the Hulk's for the next few days. We made them the biggest laughingstock in the school. It was all over all of social media and everyone couldn't stop raving about it.
Piscciss Volann: Yep. We even got them expelled for bullying everyone.
Girl Jordan: Oh that's funny!
Nico: Yep. Check it out.
Nico pulled out a picture of him and Marina when she had a beautiful and smoking hot aqua blue bikini on and Nico was in red swim trunks and he and Marina were laughing and pointing at three bullies, 2 boys and a girl and their skin was emerald green and they looked at Nico and Marina like they were going to kill them and snap their necks!
Girl Jordan: Oh that is so funny!
Nico: Yeah that was funny!
Piscciss Volann: That was so awesome.
Nico: Total Humiliation.
Girl Jordan: Yep.
Nico: I better get you reverted back quick. Piscciss Volanns can't breathe well on land!
Piscciss Volann: Right!
Nico put on his blind man glasses and snapped his fingers and Marina reverted back and she had beautiful ocean blue hair and she had aqua blue eyes and she was in her birthday suit and Girl Jordan gave her a new outfit and she put it on.
Marina: Wow this dress is absolutely gorgeous.
Girl Jordan: Boy it sure is amazing.
Nico: It sure is.
Nico and Marina then hugged.
Nico: It's awesome to have you back Swim Buddy.
Girl Jordan: That''s awesome.
Marina: (to Girl Jordan) You don't have a problem with Nico being boss, do you?
Girl Jordan: Used to but not anymore. It's a strange story.
Nico: Yeah we're cool with it now.
Girl Jordan: Yep.
They went back home.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln, Me, Nico, Eli, Nicole, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lincoln's harem, Mr. Wolf, Mr. Piranha, Mr. Snake, Mr. Shark, Ms. Tarantula, Sima Shi, Sima Zhao, Sun Jian, Guo Jia, and Layla (Winx Club) are heading to the world of the 1989 movie The Abyss, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the thirteen girls there, along with yet another Gene-Slammer who's from Lincoln's past here, and we're also going to see the alien species that live in the oceans, rescue the crew, and we also got word that our old enemy, Brad Buttowski, has broken out of prison, and he wants revenge on us.
Lincoln: Whoa, we're in the world of the 1989 movie The Abyss, and I think I know what we're going to do here, not only am going to rescue the thirteen girls there, but we also got word of another Gene-Slammer who's from my past here, and we're also going to see the alien species that live in the oceans and rescue the crew.
Nico: That's right, big guy. I saw that movie long ago, and I also saw those aliens from the movie, they're actually very friendly, and to find out they've been living underneath Earth's oceans and monitoring mankind's activities for who knows how long and unknown to the human race, incredible.
Me: You said it. Man that movie brings back a lot of memories and it was awesome. Plus, we also got word that Brad Buttowski has broken out of prison, and he wants revenge on us for throwing his butt in prison after he and Gordie were beaten badly for their crimes.
Mr. Wolf: I remembered hearing about that, and just this morning, we got word that Dark Lori had attacked a group of Wei soldiers right near Chen Cang. She tried to force them to obey her, but as soon as they pointed their spears right at her and she soon finds out they've since been on the alert for her, Dark Lynn, and Dark Luan, and it's due to the message Lincoln gave to The Three Kingdoms, she went ballistic and viciously attacked and brutally injured them.
We gasped in shock.
Lincoln: What? Oh, that's it, now she's gone too far.
Lori: You said it, Lincoln. It's bad enough that she forced me to be nothing more than a psychopathic, cellphone obsessed, control freak, and to make me do those nasty things to you and the rest of our siblings and order you around, but to also try and force a group of soldiers from the Kingdom of Wei to obey her, only to see them point their spears at her and find out it was due to your message, she went ballistic and she viciously attacked them and brutally injured them. She's going to be a human pretzel when we get through with her.
Mr. Snake: And that's what I'm going to do to her.
Lynn: Yeah, we've just about had it with Dark Lori, and we're looking forward to seeing her getting turned into a human pretzel.
We met with Virgil "Bud" Brigman, Dr. Lindsey Brigman, Catfish De Vries, and Alan "Hippy" Carnes, and we soon met the NTIs, the aliens that were living in the oceans, and when we saw them, they were indeed friendly, and we saw the technology they had in their ship, and it was highly advanced. We knew of what we've done not only on Earth, but across the universe, and they were impressed by our achievements.
?: HELP!
Suddenly, Lincoln heard the sound of thirteen girls calling out for help. With his deep sapphire blue cyborg eyes and superhuman sight, along with sensing energy signals, he saw and heard where the call for help was coming from. He saw the thirteen girls, but they've been cornered by a now insane and completely deranged Brad Buttowski, and he's going to kill them.
Lincoln: Guys, I found the thirteen girls, but they've been cornered by a now insane and completely deranged Brad Buttowski, and he's going to kill them. Let's get him.
We rushed on over, and Lincoln fired a powerful blast of water at Brad Buttowski, and the blast hits and drenched him, and the girls got to safety. When Brad Buttowski saw us, he screamed with so much insane rage, and when we saw his eyes, they were red with pure insanity and rage.
Lincoln: I should've known you'd break out to get revenge, Brad. But, you deserved it for being such a bad older brother to your younger brother and sister.
Brad Buttowski: I DON'T CARE, I WILL KILL EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU!
Lincoln: You really are an imbecile, you abused your own siblings and lie to your own parents, and all you do is cause nothing but chaos and pain to all those in your path. You're going right back to prison but this time, you're getting sent to Solitary Confinement where you'll remain there until the day you die.
Lincoln unholstered his improved massive Sword of Universal Hope and Elemental Bravery from his wider and muscular back and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, Guo Jia, Sima Shi, Sima Zhao, and Sun Jian got out their weapons, Mr. Wolf transformed into Super Angel Infinity Moonlight Firestorm Wolf Angel of Lunar Justice and Life and unholstered his massive Fenrir's Sword of The Moonlight Wolf sword from his wider and more muscular back, Ms. Tarantula transformed into her Super Angel Infinity form and unholstered her massive Arachne's Sword of the Fire Spider sword from her back, Lincoln's sisters also transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and unholster their massive swords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs, and Me, Eli, Nicole, and Nico also transform and unholstered our massive swords from our backs, and we went at Brad Buttowski, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, lava, steel orbs, stars, rainbow flames, orange flames, blue flames, and water at Brad Buttowski, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, we saw an Elemental HERO Aqua Neos land and fired a powerful blast of water at him, and it drenched him.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Voice of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope) Wow, an Elemental HERO Aqua Neos.
Elemental HERO Aqua Neos: (In a girl's voice) That'll teach you, you excuse for an older brother.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Voice of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope) Wait, that voice. Natalie Kendall, is that you?
Natalie Kendall: Lincoln, is that you?
Natalie Kendall went up to Lincoln, and they hugged.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Voice of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope) Yeah, it's me, Natalie. Wow, I haven't seen you since you were eleven years old, and I've grown a lot since then.
Natalie Kendall: Yeah, I can see, you've really grown a lot from the eleven-year-old cute little boy into a 16-year-old 7'0" tall and very handsome teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs.
Nico: Whoa, Lincoln, you know her?
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Voice of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope) I do, Nico. This is Natalie Kendall, I met her when we were eleven years old, and she, like the other Guardian Angels, have defended me from bullies, and that included Lori, Lynn, Lola, and Luan, when they still had their dark sides in them.
Nico: Another Guardian Angel of you, awesome.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Voice of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope) We'll have to catch up later, we need to take care of Brad Buttowski before he gets up.
Lincoln fired rainbow chains and a rainbow straitjacket, which wrapped around Brad Buttowski, and bound him, and he couldn't even escape. Lincoln opened a portal and he grabbed and he threw Brad Buttowski right through it, where it led to the inside of a police car, as it drove off. We cheered wildly as we holstered our massive swords and weapons and power down.
Natalie Kendall: That was fun.
Lincoln: The rescues are always fun. Now, let's get you back to normal, Luna. Boys, cover your eyes. Hold still, Natalie, this is going to hurt.
Me, Nico, Eli, and the rest of the boys covered our eyes as Lincoln snapped his fingers, and Natalie was reverting back. Natalie Kendall was a beautiful 16-year-old girl with long aqua blue hair, aqua blue eyes, fair skin, she was 6'0" in height, and she had the body of a goddess. She also now has massive aqua blue angel wings with aqua blue tips on the large aqua blue feathers on her back, as she reigns in the power of Elemental HERO Aqua Neos, and she was in her birthday suit.
Lincoln: How do you feel, Natalie?
Natalie Kendall: Good. (Realizes she's in her birthday suit) But, I'm also in my birthday suit.
Lincoln gave Natalie a new wardrobe, an aqua blue sleeveless shirt with an aqua blue phoenix, aqua blue skirt with the Elemental HERO Aqua Neos with ocean waves on it, blue leather ankle-high combat boots, and a long red sleeveless trenchcoat with the Elemental HERO Aqua Neos on the back, and on her back is a large Elemental HERO Aqua Neos-themed sword with a 6'5" massive, wide, double-edged, man-sized aqua blue blade with the Elemental HERO Aqua Neos etched on it, large aqua blue angel wings for the crossguard, large aqua blue gem for the hilt, longer blue handle, and large aqua blue faceted sphere pommel with surrounding aqua blue gems.
Natalie Kendall: Wow, I love the new outfit and large sword you made for me, Lincoln.
Suddenly, a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Natalie Kendall's neck with aqua blue gems and crystals from her new Crystal Necklace of the Buddha on the gold lightning bolts.
Natalie Kendall: Whoa, is this...?
Lincoln: Yep, that's a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and you're one of my many future wives, Natalie.
Natalie Kendall had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes, as Lincoln wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist and he leaned down and he kissed her on the lips, and she returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the thirteen girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them. The thirteen girls are Maika Sakuranomiya, Kaho Hinata, Mafuyu Hoshikawa, Miu Amano, and Ayato Kazama from Blend-S, Suzu, Machi, Rin, Ayane, Shinobu, Mei-Mei, Yukina, and Chikage from Nagasarete Airantou.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Maika Sakuranomiya, Kaho Hinata, Mafuyu Hoshikawa, Miu Amano, Ayato Kazama, Suzu, Machi, Rin, Ayane, Shinobu, Mei-Mei, Yukina, and Chikage.
Helena McTroy: From Blend-S and Nagasarete Airantou, awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Maika Sakuranomiya: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Maika Sakuranomiya and the other twelve girls saw who it was that saved them from Brad Buttowski, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 16-year-old 7'0" tall, handsome, white-haired, bare-chested hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead, a golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive and wide right pec and it was surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, a Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his wider and more muscular back, and right on top was the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, and Buffalo, and below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Lightning Storms, The Weather, and The Thirteen Elemental Forces, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, and Golden-Hearted Lover, Father of Many Kids, Son, and Future Husband, Descendant of The 17th Century Duke Lincoln of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, God of Truth and Justice, and Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe", and he had deep sapphire blue eyes.
He had his massive Sword of Universal Hope and Elemental Bravery holstered on his wider and muscular back, his orange Crystal Saber holstered on his left hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, the Pisces constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck, large weighted orange bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, his large Cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive and indestructible deep blue angel wings surging with powerful super lightning and the stars and blue nebulae reflecting on them with rainbow tips on the large deep sapphire blue feathers, and he was dressed in an orange version of He Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, and Buffalo on them and with hanging mini silver lightning bolts held up by his Belt of Elemental Bravery with large orange gem for the belt buckle on his waist, a pair of large blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large white leather combat boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on it, a large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and a Buffalo head with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on his neck and across his permanently bare chest, large fingerless black gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it, a large Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring on his left ring finger, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger, he had eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs, and circling around his feet on the floor are eight golden crosses with angelic runes.
Maika Sakuranomiya: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.
Then, Lincoln made twelve clones of himself, and he and the twelve clones went up to the girls, and they picked them up and hugged them in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and kissed them on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrap their arms around the necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.
Maika Sakuranomiya: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, thirteen Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared right around the necks of Maika Sakuranomiya, Kaho Hinata, Mafuyu Hoshikawa, Miu Amano, Ayato Kazama, Suzu, Machi, Rin, Ayane, Shinobu, Mei-Mei, Yukina, and Chikage. We got the crew out of the alien ship, as we say goodbye to them. We returned to the Estate, and we told everyone what happened in the world of the 1989 movie, The Abyss, and they were shocked when they found out that Brad Buttowski had broken out of prison and wanted revenge on us.
But, when Lincoln told and showed everyone what we did to Brad Buttowski, along with rescuing the crew there, along with meeting the aliens who were actually very friendly, they cheered wildly for Lincoln and the rest of us, and they hugged us, and the girls in Lincoln's harem went up to Lincoln, and they kissed him all over. Lincoln and Natalie Kendall now have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back, and as for Brad Buttowski, he was returned to the Jupiter Prison, but this time, he was put into a separate cell in Solitary Confinement, and still bound in a rainbow straitjacket and rainbow chains, he was chained to the wall of his cell, and for escaping from prison, along with attempted murder of the thirteen girls there, he got another Life Sentence added to his original Life Sentence, and if he tries to escape again, he'll be hunted down and killed on sight.
After throwing Brad Buttowski back in prison this time for good, we were training intensely in the gym doing 100,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 9,500-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and when Natalie Kendall saw Lincoln working out like crazy, she had an atomic red blush on her face.
Natalie Kendall: Whoa, Lincoln has really grown to be a 16-year-old 7'0" tall, really big, and really strong young man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful muscles hard at work, and to work out with those 9,500-lb barbells and not even get tired, incredible.
Lincoln: And I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Natalie, and now, I can also fight and defend myself.
Natalie Kendall: That's awesome.
Nico: It sure is, Natalie. So, what memories did you and Lincoln have, Natalie?
Natalie Kendall: Oh, one time, I invited Lincoln to come swimming at one of the local swimming pools in Royal Woods before it became Gotham Royal York, but one of the workers there wanted to ban him because wherever he goes, his sisters follow. But, I told the worker he was alone, and Lincoln did tell me that Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily were at home, Laney was at a friend's house and Lucy was at Haiku's. He saw that none of them were here, and we were allowed to enter, and we had a lot of fun swimming in the pool.
Nico: That's awesome, and J.D. did tell me that Lincoln's sisters have a history of causing trouble at the local swimming pools in Royal Woods, and as a result, the Loud family was banned from those local swimming pools.
Lynn: But, we got the bans lifted long ago, and now, we can go to the local swimming pools again, and we also promise never to cause trouble again.
Me: That's right, and I saw the whole thing go down, Nico.
Nico: Awesome.
Natalie Kendall: Oh, and like with the other Guardian Angels, I've defended Lincoln from Lori, Lynn, Lola, and Luan, who still had their dark sides inside him. This one time, I defended him from Lori, Lynn, and Lola, who wanted to hurt him because Lola accidentally stepped on her tiara and tried to frame Lincoln for it. I stepped in, and laid quite the smackdown on them by slugging Lori in the jaw, punching Lynn in the face, and knocking down Lola. Then, I told Mr. and Mrs. Loud about what those three were going to do to Lincoln, and Lisa showed the evidence that Lola accidentally stepped on her own tiara and broke it, and she also blurted out she was going to frame Lincoln. Lori and Lynn saw it, and they knew she'd be caught for trying to frame Lincoln for something she didn't do, but their dark sides wanted them to beat him up, and they joined in.
Nico: Whoa, so you took down The Trinity of Violence on your own?! Oh man, that's so awesome!
Lincoln: It was, but she also got a few scrapes and bruises, and I took care of that by bandaging her up, and Mom and Dad grounded Lori, Lynn, and Lola for three weeks with no TV, no cellphone, no sports, no pageant competitions or tea parties, and no going out with Bobby.
Me: A triple punishment for the Trinity of Violence, nice one.
Nico: It sure was. So, Lincoln, what can you tell us about Natalie Kendall?
Lincoln: Natalie Kendall's known as a smart girl, and of course, tough when she confronted The Trinity of Violence and really pummeled them and defended me. She's also an amazing swimmer, when we were swimming in the local pool, she's mastered a lot of swimming techniques when she was little.
Maria Rockell: Awesome. Maybe, we can have a competition for that one, and you can also participate in it too, you're also an awesome swimmer, Lincoln.
Lincoln: That's a good idea, Maria. Speaking of swimming, let's go get a shower, and then, we're going out on another beach date.
Natalie Kendall: And this is going to be my first time on a date with Lincoln.
Mr. Wolf: You'll love going on dates with Lincoln, Natalie.
We then got a shower afterwards, and after that, Lincoln and his harem were getting ready for their date, this time, it's at Shoal Atoll in the world of Donkey Kong.
Lincoln then snapped his fingers, and the 16-year-old 7'0", white-haired, handsome, and extremely muscular teen was dressed in large orange swim trunks with a phoenix, thunderbird, buffalo, and elemental forces on it, along with his large weighted orange bands with silver phoenixes on his massive biceps and thighs, his jewelry, large orange sandals, and eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs, and he also had his weapons holstered, in case of trouble.
Lincoln's harem were dressed in two-piece bikinis in their favorite colors, sandals, along with their jewelry, and they also had their weapons holstered in case of trouble.
Lincoln: Alright, ladies, shall we?
Natalie Kendall: We're ready, Lincoln.
Lincoln and the girls left the Estate, and they head for their destination, Shoal Atoll, in the world of Donkey Kong. When they arrived, it's an underwater labyrinth inside of the walls of a sunken palace, considering the damaged stonework and columns.
Abigail Davis: Oh man, is this Shoal Atoll?
Lincoln: That's right, Abigail. Donkey Kong and his family told me about this place, and this place has some amazing underwater ruins. Shall we?
Lincoln and the girls dived into the water, and they were swimming underwater. There, they found the treasure chests scattered throughout Shoal Atoll. Lincoln put them into a scroll to show us later, then, they saw many sunken objects, including the walls and columns of the sunken palace. Then, they go up to the surface and they had lunch that Lincoln packed, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself, and he and the clones went up to the girls in his harem, and they picked them all up in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and just as the sun turns orange, they passionately kissed and hugged. Then, they returned home to the Estate, and they returned to their original clothes.
Nico: Hey, Linc, how was your date?
Lincoln: It was so awesome, Nico. We went to Shoal Atoll in the world of Donkey Kong.
Nico: Whoa, that's awesome.
Lincoln: You got that right, and we also found something when we were swimming through Shoal Atoll.
Lincoln got out the scroll, and it got out the treasure chests that they found, and Lincoln unlocked the treasure chests, and inside them are a king's ransom of gold coins and jewels. We were stunned at the sight of the gold coins and jewels.
Mr. Wolf: (Stunned) Holy cow! That's so awesome.
Morgana: And they were scattered throughout Shoal Atoll, and in the sunken palace? Yikes, that's a lot of gold coins and jewels.
Rarity: A king's ransom, Morgana.
Lincoln: And we're putting these in the museum. Wait until everyone sees the gold coins and jewels from Gloomy Galleon.
Lincoln sent the treasure chests filled with gold coins and jewels to the museum, and were placed under tight security.
Lincoln: And I can't help but get the feeling that today our mission's going to be in the world of Donkey Kong yet again.
Nico: Same here, but it's going to be awesome.
Lincoln: And Dark Lori's also going to show up, and when she does, she's going to get turned into a human pretzel for everything she's put us through.
Mr. Snake: I'm looking forward to making her pay for everything she's done.
Lori: Same with me. I've had it with her, and wait until she gets a load of me, Bobby, and my kids, they're going to be mad when they see her.
Roxanne Loud: We're plenty mad at her after we saw her years ago, Mom.
We got ready for another day, and when Dark Lori shows up, she's going to get it big time.
Later at the Justice League Watchtower, we were there to show Ish, Ash, Nate, Katie and Shu something.
Killer Frost: Nate, what you, Ish, and Shu are about to see are two of history's most vile abusive relatives.
Nico: Ooh nice reference to them Louise.
Killer Frost: Thanks Nico.
Ish: Who are they?
Nico: You would not like them at all. But firstly welcome to the Justice League Watchtower.
Ash: Wow this is amazing!
Nate Adams: Wow! This is amazing seeing this.
Ish: And the view of Earth is incredible.
Me: It sure is. See that right there?
I pointed to the World Tree Estate.
Ish: Whoa! Is that the World Tree Estate?
Me: Yep. Massive isn't it?
Ish: Wow!
Nico: Pretty big view huh?
Katie Forester: That is so awesome.
Nico: Yep. But the scenery is one of the neat things up here that is not what we want you to see.
We went to the lab and on the table were AUNT SPIKER & AUNT SPONGE!
Ish: Wait a second. Is that Aunt Spiker and Aunt Sponge?
Me: That's them.
Needle Kirby: I've got my needle powers activated just in case!
Nico: Thanks Kirby.
Me: Have any of you guys ever read the book James and The Giant Peach or watched the movie for it?
Ash: I have and those monsters are so dangerously abusive.
Nate Adams: Boy they sure are.
Whisper: Sounds like they are dangerous.
Laney: You have no idea. And they even have the audacity to use a dangerous dark magic spell to kill James Henry Trotter's Parents by sending a storm rhino to do the job.
Nan Que: I was there when it all went down and it was awful.
Brittney: Yeah that was nuts.
Maria: James Henry Trotter did nothing to deserve such a horrible form of abuse from all that. These are James's dad's sisters and his mothers sister in laws.
Flash: Well, we might as well get them out of here since Mr. Mind's gone.
Cybertron Crumplezone: Well, what exactly are we gonna do with them?
Nico: What else? Send them to prison. The Neptune Cryoprison will be much fitting for these old hags.
Lana: But how are we gonna wake them up?
Rex Salazar: Leave that to me.
Ben: That's right! If Rex can cure E.V.O.'s then he can get those nanites out of them and get them active again.
Nico: Go for it Rex.
Rex went up to the two buzzard aunts and placed his hands on them and channelled blue energy through them and sucked out all the nanites they were infected with by Mr. Mind and Lisa Loud used a siphoning machine to transfer the nanites from Spiker and Sponge into a containment vessel. When it was done the nanites were in a jar.
Lisa Loud: That is all of them.
Me: Whoa.
Lisa handed the jar to Nico. The nanites were not like the nanomachines that Rex had to face on a regular basis.
Me: These Nanites are completely different. They are not like the ones that E.V.O.'s carry.
Cricket: No they sure aren't.
Circe: Boy no kidding.
Spiker and Sponge woke up.
Aunt Spiker: (British Accent) Where are we?
Me: You're on the Justice League Watchtower.
They saw us.
Aunt Sponge: Oh it's you all.
Aunt Spiker: How did we get here?
Me: You went into a braindead vegetable state just as you were about to tell us that it was Mr. Mind that sent you after James.
Nico: It's true.
Aunt Sponge: If you're expecting a thank you from us, you're wrong!
Brawn: Say what you want. But the fact that Nico had Rex cure you of those nanites proves how much of a good and compassionate person he is.
Me: That's right! (sighs) And a much better leader then I ever was.
Nico: (sweatdrops) Okay, let's not go that far.
Me: Sorry.
Nico: But we actually managed to figure out who was responsible for putting those nanites into you and we later destroyed him on October 10th of last year. But also we decided that you two are not worth killing. And also you two deserved to be punished for all your crimes against James and his family.
Maria: But first…
She walked up to them and then…
POW! BAM! BONK!
She punched him both in their faces and gave them nasty black eyes and then bonked their heads together.
Maria: That was for abusing James and p*** us all off.
BLAM! BLAM!
She punched them in their stomachs.
Maria: That was for helping Mr. Mind. And this… (Raises her hand) Is for me and James just for killing James's parents.
Maria snapped her fingers and beamed them to the Neptune Cryoprison and they were sentenced there for all eternity.
Master Frown: And also, Nate, Maria became James' big sister after that whole ordeal last year.
Maria: That's right. Even though I haven't shown it after that whole incident.
Nate Adams: Wow that is awesome.
Katie Forester: It sure is cool!
Maria: Thanks. I still visit James every now and then just after the mission is done.
Laney: That's very thoughtful Maria.
Maria: It sure is.
Marina: I'm glad you have someone you call a brother even though it's not by blood.
Erica: We all are glad about that Marina.
We were then getting ready for our next mission. Only problem was we had no idea what it was gonna be. Carly was with us sitting with Jack and her kids.
Nico: Man we don't have a mission. That's a first.
Eli: No kidding.
Then Arbormon, Captain Cold, Comic Book Guy, Number 7, Grumblemon, Xaldin, Skinner, Stinky Butt and Melter appeared.
Arbormon: Can me, Captain Cold, Comic Book Guy, Number 7, Grumblemon, Xaldin, Skinner, Stinky Butt, Melter, and Carly go with you guys this time?
Nico: Yes you can. But the problem is we don't know what our mission is going to be.
Me: Yeah things have been really quiet.
Nicole: I think I have our next mission idea. We're going to the world of Donkey Kong to the island of the Juicy Jungle and we're going there to face Bashmaster the Unbreakable!
Nico: Ooh! From Donkey Kong Country Tropical Freeze! That's an awesome idea.
Eli: Yeah! He gives polar bears everywhere a bad name.
Nicole: You won't like this guys.
Nicole told us about him.
Bashmaster is one of the generals of the Snowmads and is the boss of Juicy Jungle.
Before the boss battle, Bashmaster is seen laying on his back peacefully licking a purple popsicle. He then hears noises and looks up to see the Kongs drop right on the far left side of the iceberg platform that Bashmaster was on, which causes him to accidentally drop his popsicle right into the river of juice. Bashmaster attempts to retrieve it, but a swarm of fish surround and gobble up the popsicle, much to both his shock and horror. He then turns towards the Kongs, who can only give a guilty look on their faces (Funky Kong is less concerned about his/their mistake), with a rather disdainful expression on his face and challenges them to battle, picking up his mallet.
The battle takes place on an iceberg platform floating on purple juice, in the background there are penguins watching along, this battle is split in three phases, but its worth mention that the platform is made of ice, so the player will witness to ice physics (meaning that they will be slipping sliding everywhere), this makes it hard to avoiding Bashmaster's attack.
In the first phase, Bashmaster will attempted to crush the Kongs with his hammer, if missed, it will get stuck in the iceberg, this is the Kongs' chance to jump on the hammer and jump on Bashmaster's head to do damage, after that he will fall into the juice and will climb back up, he will then boast himself up into the sky, and will land back on the far right side of the platform and summon ice cubes and push them at the Kongs, attempting to push them off the edge, the Kongs can do a ground pound attack to break them as in one of the ice cubes, there is a Heart, a Banana coin and a Watermelon Bomb, the Kong can break open the one with the Watermelon bomb and throw it at Bashmaster to do damage as he attempts to slam his hammer at the Kong, after that, Bashmaster will boast himself up like before, only this time its to land right on the Kongs.
After the Kong has hit Bashmaster three times, he will roar in anger two times, his fur will be colored in dark purple and the second phase begins, this time he will summon three ice cubes that are stack in two's of three's to trap the Kong and will slide towards them, its recommended to have Dixie Kong to fly out of the pillars easily, after sliding, he will get dizzy, allowing the perfect chance for the Kong to jump on Bashmaster's head to damage him, after words, he will do his boast jump attack like before, but this time he will charge up his hammer with ice, so whenever he lands, ice shock waves will travel along the left and right sides of the path, he will do this three times, he will then summon the ice pillar blocks and will attempted to rush at the Kongs two times, and three times on the final hit.
After the Kong has hit Bashmaster three more times, he will roar in anger two times and the third and final phase of the fight will begin, he will summon the ice cubes to push the Kong off the ledge like before, but now the ice cubes are stack in either tow's, three's and even four's like pillars, the three and four pillars will be to high for the Kong to jump over, so the Kong will have to jump on a pillar to avoid getting push off the edge, he will then jump on the left side of the platform and will now slam his hammer that is charge up with ice, that when hit will cause ice waves to appear in front of Bashmaster and will travel along the path, the Kong can jump on Bashmasher's head if he is close enough, after words, he will boast himself to the left side of the platform and will summon an ice cub, he will then charge up his hammer with ice and will hit the ice cube, turning it into an ice drill that will fire towards the Kong, he will do this multiple times, occasionally stopping to trike the Kongs, he will then repeat his patterns, occasionally mixing and matching all three of his attacks, the Kong must avoid all of Bashmaster's attacks ant continue the processes of hitting Bashmaster's head two more times to defeat him and advance to Donkey Kong Island.
When she was done we were shocked.
Nico: So he's one of the Snowmads. We went to the Bright Savannah and we were originally supposed to face Ba-Boom The Boisterous but we didn't get that chance. Lincoln and his group went to Autumn Heights and he took down Skowl The Startling.
Lincoln: That's right we did.
Me: This is gonna be awesome and Juicy Jungle is one of my favorite levels because of all the fruit and stuff it has.
Nico: Yep. Lets go.
We were off to Juicy Jungle.
JUICY JUNGLE
We arrived at Juicy Jungle.
Dusk: Here we are.
Nicole: Yep. Welcome to Juicy Jungle.
We saw that we were on an island chalk full of thousands upon thousands of lots of fruit trees and more.
Juicy Jungle is the fifth world in Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze as well as the last island visited before the Kongs return to Donkey Kong Island
Juicy Jungle is an island with lush jungles covering most of it. Its trees seem to produce large amounts of fruits, motivating the construction of a juice and popsicle factory on the island. The island's lower ground is frozen and most likely where the popsicles are made. Bashmaster seems to enjoy these popsicles very much.
Nico: Wow! Look at all the fruit trees.
Eli: Theres tons and tons of them.
Laney: I've never seen an island with this many fruit trees loaded with all kinds of fruit.
Jared: Sounds like my kind of island.
Eli: It sure looks awesome.
Number 7: I suggest we look for Donkey Kong.
Donkey Kong: I'm right here Number 7.
Number 7: Oops. Sorry. What I meant to say was I suggest we start looking for Bashmaster.
Nicole: Good idea. We're going to meet a lot of Snowmad soldiers along the was so if you see any creature that has this symbol on them…
Nicole held up a blue snowflake symbol on a sash.
Nicole: Smash them into dust.
Me: You got it Nicole.
Nicole: Right. I know where Bashmaster is. Follow me.
Nico: You guys think I made the right choice this morning?
Lois Griffin: Honestly, I don't like those so called aunts either. But you made the right call.
May: Lois is right, honey.
Me: I agree with them Nico. If I were still in charge, I would have left them both to be braindead forever. You made the right call.
Eli: I agree with bro Nico.
Nico: Oh thanks guys. And that's true on your part J.D.
Lana was eating a square watermelon.
Lana: (With her mouth full) You said it Nico.
Laney: Wow that is a big square watermelon Lana.
Lana: (Eating) But it's really juicy and delicious.
Lola: Look at all these berries. There's lots of them.
Lori: And the rivers are all made entirely of juice here.
I pulled out my water bottle and filled it up with juice and drank it.
Me: (Gulping) Ahh! Wow that is mixed berry punch! Delicious.
Carly Atlas: Can I have some?
Jack Atlas: Here Carly.
Jack gave her an Water bottle and she went and filled it up and drank it.
Carly Atlas: (Gulping) Wow that is good juice!
Lori: Literally delicious.
Nico: Boy that is some tasty juice.
But then…
WHACK!
I got hit in the back by something!
Me: (IN PAIN) YEOWCH!
Nico: J.D. are you okay!?
Me: (In Pain) I think this hit me!
I had a spiked ball fruit stabbing me with its spines right on my back!
YICHIHUAHUAS THAT IS GONNA HURT!
Nico: I'll pull that out.
Nico did so.
Me: OUCH! GODDAMN! That really hurt.
Nico: Boy no kidding.
Leozack: Who threw that?!
Nicole: They did!
We saw Penguins and they were enraged.
Me: Oh so it's a fight they want huh!?
Skinner: So, that's how they want to play it? Fine by me! (throws coconut at a penguin)
BONK!
A coconut hit a penguin and it poofed away.
Patrick: DAHAHAHA! That guy got hit in the head with a coconut!
Nico: Lets see how you fishfaced penguins like this!
Nico pulled out his Watermelon Bazooka and fired and it hit a lot of penguins in their faces and smashed them into pulp!
Nico: Take that!
We were pulverizing them all over.
Disk Wars Mandarin: Let's find more ammo to throw at them!
Me: Don't worry about that. When we went to Donkey Kong Island the first time I used my magic to give us infinite ammo.
Disk Wars Mandarin: Very clever.
Nico: Lets hit them with all we got.
Numerous penguins, seals and walruses came and we hit them with lots of stuff. We hit them with fruit, vegetables, feathers, orange grenades and more.
4 big enemies came.
Nico: Now for this!
Nico charged up an aura and then released a massive red fire and energy shockwave and it hit them and smashed them into pulp and sent them crashing into a juicer where it ripped them to shreds.
Grumblemon: Okay. I think that's all of them.
William: At least for the moment!
Nicole: But we're going to be up against many of them as we go further. Lets go.
We went further and further into the island and we saw lots of fruit being mulched and juiced and more.
Disk Wars Deadpool: Oh, you poor fruit! What have those fucking douchebags done to you?!
Nico: Wade they are supposed to be chopped up and turned to juice like that.
Nicole: Yeah you goombah,
Laney: Yeah.
Melter: Damn, that's a lot of fruit!
Nicole: It sure is.
We then saw more Snowmad soldiers coming.
Nico: Lets get them!
We went at them and smashed them into pulp.
Babs Seed: Nico, which Gene Slammer do you think will appear on your next rescue?
Nico: I'm hoping for an Aerophibian Gene-Slammer next.
Me: Ooh you want to do a Sky Rescue this time.
Nico: Yep.
Me: Best place I can think of for that would be the world of Atmos and man we haven't been there in a while.
Nico: No we sure haven't. One of the wind power users will have to go with me on that one.
Xaldin: You think we scared the Snowmad soldiers off?
Nico: So far our power is proving too much for them.
Nicole: We're almost to Bashmaster's lair though.
Eli: Yep.
We then found ourselves bouncing across a fruit gelatin factory.
BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING!
Me: Wee! Bouncy and jiggly!
Viceroy: Think we can have some of this gelatin?
Nico: It sure looks good.
Nicole: But it sure is bouncy. Like a fruit bounce house.
Ed: (Laughs) Bouncy and fun! (Laughs)
Stinky Butt: I think I'll try some gelatin.
He bounced and then ate a blue gelatin and it was blueberry flavor!
Stinky Butt: Yummy! Blueberry!
Nico: Yummy!
Future Maria: (to Future Kingdra) Do you and Horsea want some gelatin too?
Future Kingdra: You Bet!
Horsea: Yeah!
They had blue and red flavors and the red was mixed berry.
Nico: Now that we've had fun we're ready to face Bashmaster.
Captain Cold: Bashmaster really gives Polar Bears a bad name!
Qin: Yes he sure does. We're going to make him into a polar bear pelt when we're done with him.
Nico: You got that right!
Eli: It'll look good in C.C.'s room.
C.C.: Thanks Eli.
Deadpool: (to the viewers) Elements of Nature Dark is the entrance this time, folks!
Nico: (Sarcastically) Thanks for spoiling the entrance Mr. 4th-Wall Breaker!
Jamesdean5842: Don't ruin the entrance Wade. It has to be a surprise.
Deadpool: Sorry.
We went over and Bashmaster was relaxing and then the elements of dark nature swirled around him and he lost his popsicle and then the elements converged and then…
KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion blasted above him and fireballs rained down and melted the ice Bashmaster was on and he fell jnto the juice and then he got onto land and a phoenix cry was heard and we came out!
Nico: Bashmaster your white furred butt is ours.
Comic Book Guy: You sir are the worst. Polar bear. Ever!
Kumiko: Yes he is!
Nico: Yep!
Then Ryugu Tamatebacco, Metal Sonic, Marionette Shadow, Pterodactyl Ghost, Zavok, Samon Shakekisutanchin, Evil Seed, 10,000 Volt Ghost, Scorpion, Toad and the Mamemon Brothers all appeared.
Nico: Ryugu Tamatebacco, Metal Sonic, Marionette Shadow, Pterodactyl Ghost, Zavok, Samon Shakekisutanchin, Evil Seed, 10,000 Volt Ghost, Scorpion, Toad and the Mamemon Brothers.
Ryugu Tamatebacco: Are you guys enjoying what this island has to offer?
May: You bet we are.
Metal Sonic: That's good.
Marionette Shadow: There will be plenty of time to enjoy more food after this.
Nico: Yep.
Pterodactyl Ghost: (to Nico) We heard you fought that fish mutation creature from the Leviathan movie.
Nico: We sure did.
Zavok: Please tell me you saved the people that were fused to it!
Nico: No it was too late for them unfortunately. I don't know what the hell Russia was thinking when they were trying to make that freak.
Zavok: That was terrible.
?: It sure was.
A figure came out and it was HIPHOPPER from episodes 16, 17 and 18 of Ninja Storm!
Hip Hopper was sent out with an army of monsters to attack the Power Rangers. He is confronted by Shane, the Red Ranger - and destroyed by the Thunder Rangers with the Thunder Blaster.
Cam: Hiphopper!
Hiphopper: Been a while.
Nico: I remember you! You were part of an army of monsters sent to destroy the rangers.
Hiphopper: Yep. Good memory on you Nico.
Nico: Yep.
Hiphopper: I can't believe I wasn't shown in a major role!
Maria: At least you weren't cut from the show entirely.
Me: Yeah but what a ripoff. Oh man when is Lothar coming? I can't wait to destroy him forever.
Nico: You sure are eager to make that monster pay huh?
Me: Yeah I sure am.
?: He sure was a problem.
Another figure came out and it was AQUAFIEND from episode 34 of Lightspeed Rescue!
This water monster lives deep in the lagoon, and was summoned by Diabolico to steal Neptune's trident, a great source of power, and use it to drain Mariner Bay's water supply for the demons to attack the Aquabase. He successfully managed to sneak pass Neptune while he was sleeping and steal the trident. Aquafiend then went to a magic pond and at the bottom used the trident to drain all of the water. The Lightspeed Rangers managed to find the pond, and Chad dived into the pond to find the trident, only for it turn out to be a trap for Aquafiend to ambush him. Chad managed to outmatch the monster and take back the trident, which he threw to Carter. Angered, Aquafiend jumped out of the water and attacked the Rangers, demanding the trident, prompting Carter to blast the monster with the Rescue Blaster. Aquafiend summoned Batlings to battle the Rangers, but they were all easily defeated. He took on Carter, Dana, Kelsey and Joel again and had the upper hand until the Red Ranger swung by, grabbed the monster, and made him hit head first into a tree. With the monster weakened, the Rangers fired all their Rescue Blasters at the same time to destroy Aquafiend. Vypra appeared and used a card to enlarge the monster (to force Chad to make the decision to ether give the trident to her, or Vypra will harm Marina), with the trident being enlarged as well and the monster gains control of it. However, Chad took a third option: summoning the Mega Battle Armor and using the Water Cannon to scare off Vypra and the Batlings and free Marina. While Chad went back to the Aquabase to aid Marina back to health, the other Rangers summoned the Omega Megazord to battle Aquafiend. The monster had the upper hand at first, but the Rangers increased the Megazord's power to land a massive headbutt on the monster and toss him over. The monster was greatly weakened, and with the combined powers of the Omega Megazord's Omega Missile and the Omega Slash attack, Aquafiend was destroyed for good, and the trident was returned to Neptune. It is unknown what happened to his lair after his death
Chad Lee: Aquafiend!
Aquafiend: Been a while ranger.
Me: I remember you all too well. You were sent by Diabolico to steal Neptune's Trident and drain the cities water to launch an attack on the Aquabase.
Aquafiend: Good memory J.D.
Me: Never missed an episode. You picked an archenemy?
Aquafiend: I sure have and I picked Marina.
Marina Reagan: Wow! This is awesome!
Nico: Yeah! Lets get it on!
We got the usual battles underway.
Mera of Atlantis, Rarity, Water Skylanders, Were the Werecat, Yugito Nii, Squidward and Master Frown VS Ryugu Tamatebacco - Nico's rescue
Ryugu Tamatebacco was first.
Ryugu Tamatebacco: (to Mera) Good thing Nico's rescue was underwater this time. Though it was bittersweet because he couldn't save the people merged with the fish mutation creature.
Mera: It was too late for them unfortunately. But what happened to them was horrible. In all honest, I don't know what Russia was thinking all those years ago when they were trying to make a man that can live and breathe underwater.
Rarity: I most agree with you there darling. That is a horrible crime against nature!
Gill Grunt: Yeah but the Cold War was a strange time for all those years.
Were the Werecat: It sure was. What happened from 1947 to 1991 was terrible. Thank goodness it wasn't a full blown war.
Yugito Nii: That's true. But that was a bitter conflict.
Ryugu Tamatebacco: Yeah no kidding. Lets do it!
They fired waves of water, ice, jewels and blue fire and smashed him down.
Mera: FOR ATLANTIS!
Rarity: Rapture darling that was grand!
Vinyl Scratch, Rainbow Dash, Air Skylanders, Shadowman (Ben 10), Brittney, Hex Girls Luna, and Dusk VS Metal Sonic, Lincoln's rescue
Metal Sonic was next.
Metal Sonic: (to Vinyl) I heard Lincoln's rescue was in the Abyss movie. How did that go?
Vinyl Scratch: It was amazing! That movie was really amazing from what I remember.
Rainbow Dash: J.D. showed us that movie and it was really awesome.
Whirlwind: Boy it sure was. I think it's so awesome.
Shadowman (Ben 10): Boy it sure was amazing.
Brittney: Yep it sure was.
Metal Sonic: Yep. By the way Vinyl how did you really lose your voice?
Vinyl Scratch: It was because of a really stupid thing I did. I drank a shot glass full of ghost chili hot sauce on a dare and it burned my throat so bad that I lost my voice forever. It's how I lost my voice.
Metal Sonic: That IS really stupid!
Vinyl Scratch: Yeah I lied because I was too ashamed to tell the real story. It's how I learned how to use sign language and how my music talked for me.
Metal Sonic: That's okay.
Rainbow Dash: That really must've been a painful experience.
Vinyl Scratch: Yeah sorry guys.
Metal Sonic: That's all right. Lets do it!
They fired waves of lightning, wind and rainbows and energy and smashed him down.
Vinyl Scratch: ROCK ON!
Rainbow Dash: That was AWESOME!
Style Queen, Twilight Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Ultimate Swampfire, Lois Griffin, and Eret (How to Train Your Dragon) vs Marionette Shadow - Sending Spiker & Sponge to Prison
Marionette Shadow was next.
Marionette Shadow (to Style Queen): Look, I hate Spiker and Sponge as much as the next person. But you guys did the right and humane thing sending them to prison.
Style Queen: I'm glad we did. J.D. would have just left them braindead forever. Besides. Prison is much better for those wrinkly old buzzards.
Twilight Sparkle: I most agree on that. What they did to James was absolutely despicable on steroids.
Spyro: You're not kidding there Twilight. They give all aunts everywhere a really bad name.
Ultimate Swampfire: I agree there!
Marionette Shadow: Yeah. I agree too. Lets do it!
They fired waves of magic and blue fire and smashed him down.
Style Queen: YEAH!
Twilight Sparkle: That was amazing!
Maximum Ride, Fluttershy, Life Skylanders, Moira the Horus, Eli, Leozack, and G1 Dirtbag VS Pterodactyl Ghost - Marina being a great swimmer
Pterodactyl Ghost was next.
Pterodactyl Ghost: (to Maximum Ride) Marina's a great swimmer. You think she'd make a good Neptune Crusader?
Maximum Ride: Absolutely! Nico told us how great a swimmer she is in the water and how much fun she has.
Fluttershy: She has an amazing amount of fun in the water. Maria has an awesome time with her too.
Pterodactyl Ghost: I heard one time they did a really funny prank on some bullies.
Stealth Elf: They sure did and it was so funny.
Moira: We saw a picture of it was hilarious!
Eli: Yeah it was so funny!
They laughed!
Prerodactyl Ghost: Yeah it sure was funny. Lets do it!
They fired waves of wind, leaves, grass and flowers and smashed him down.
Maximum Ride: OH YEAH!
Fluttershy: That was fun.
Ace Bunny, Starlight Glimmer, Undead Skylanders, Aqua Spirit, Varie, Disk Wars Silver Samurai and Disk Wars Mandarin VS Zavok - Meeting an Elemental HERO Aqua Neos Gene-Slammer
Zavok was next.
Zavok: (to Ace) I heard Lincoln met an Elemental HERO Aqua Neos Gene-Slammer. What's her name?
Ace: He sure did and her name is Natalie Kendall and she is an amazing and really cool swimmer.
Starlight Glimmer: She is a smart girl too and she also got all three members of the Trinity of Violence all in trouble when Lola was going to plan to frame Lincoln for breaking Lola's tiara crown that Lola broke herself. Natalie stepped in and beat the snot out of them and got them grounded for 3 weeks.
Zavok: GEEZ! Wow! Lincoln has tons of guardian angels looking out for him.
Hex: He sure does and Lincoln is one of the luckiest guys we know to have such great friends and future wives.
Aqua Spirit: I agree there.
Varie: That is our brother.
Zavok: Yep. Lets do it!
They fired waves of magic, stars, bones, water and energy and smashed him down.
Ace Bunny: ALL RIGHT!
Starlight Glimmer: That was amazing!
Power Pack (Marvel), Pinkie Pie, Tech Skylanders, The Walkatrout, Disk Wars Magneto and Disk Wars Deadpool VS Samon Shakekisutanchin - Lots of fruit growing on Juicy Jungle
Samon Shakekisutanchin was next.
Samon Shakekisutanchin: (to Power Pack) There's lots of fruit growing on Juicy Jungle. Did you guys try some?
Zero-G: We sure did and it's all juicy, sweet and delicious.
Lightspeed: You should have seen how much fruit grows here. There's tons of trees that had so much fruit.
Energizer: It was all awesome.
Mass Master: Yeah no kidding.
Pinkie Pie: It's all really tasty fruit and it was so amazing.
Sprocket: Yeah and the juice, gelatin and popsicles are awesome too.
The Walkatrout: They sure are.
Samon Shahekisutanchin: Yep. Lets do it!
They fired waves of energy, metal, gears and lightning and smashed him down.
Zero-G: OH YEAH!
Pinkie Pie: BEST USUAL BATTLE EVER!
Mallow, Sunset Shimmer, Fire Skylanders, Eris the Elf, Stealth Elf, Trixie Lulamoon and Babs Seed VS Evilseed - Juicy Jungle is Evilseed's kind of island.
Evilseed was next.
Evilseed: (to Mallow) Juicy Jungle is my kind of island. It's got all kinds of plant life here.
Mallow: You said it and the fruits are amazing and they can be used in my restaurants cooking.
Sunset Shimmer: It's all awesome and delicious.
Sunburn: I'm amazed this island has all this fruit and it's being used as a harvesting and treat factory for the Snowmads.
Eris the Elf: You're not kidding. That is a lot of fruit.
Stealth Elf: It sure is awesome fruit though.
Trixie Lulamoon: I think all this fruit is so amazing especially for the Great and Powerful Trixie!
Evilseed: Oh yeah! Lets do it!
They fired waves of fire and fruits and smashed him down.
Mallow: YEAH!
Sunset Shimmer: That was amazing!
Ax of the Andalites, Applejack, Earth Skylanders, Nayori the Trumpart, Constantine (Robotboy) and Viceroy (Randy Cunningham) VS The 10,000 Volt Ghost - The Snowmads are nothing but trouble
10,000 Volt Ghost was next.
10,000 Volt Ghost: (to Ax) (Electrified Voice) The Snowmads are nothing but trouble. How does Donkey Kong deal with them?
Ax: Donkey Kong just wins like he always does. By thrashing them all over.
Applejack: Yeah Donkey Kong always wins and he sent Lord Fredrik flying and crashing into the Snowmad ships and all the snow and ice melted and thawed out DK Island.
Flashwing: Yeah that was awesome.
Nayori: For Nicole every game is an awesome adventure.
10,000 Volt Ghost: Yeah it sure is awesome. Lets do it!
They fired waves of earth, rock, crystal, Apples and energy and smashed him down.
Ax: ALL RIGHT!
Applejack: YEEHAW! That was great!
Duncan, Princess Luna, Dark Skylanders, Gutrot, Choji, Erica, Kumiko and Future Maria VS Scorpion - Hope Bashmaster likes having juice in the form of blood
Scorpion was next.
Scorpion: (to Duncan) I hope Bashmaster likes having juice in the form of blood. Hell, maybe I'll even add acid too!
Duncan: Now you're talking!
Princess Luna: That will be most fitting for him.
Blackout: Yeah no kidding.
Gutrot: Yep no kidding.
Choji: Yeah baby!
Erica: You got that right.
Scorpion: Yeah no kidding. Lets do it!
They fired waves of darkness and energy and smashed him down.
Duncan: AW YEAH!
Princess Luna: A true victory of the night!
Supergirl, Princess Celestia, Light Skylanders, Anura, Bullfrag, Toad Man, Lobo and Deadpool VS Toad - Bashmaster is one bad polar bear
Toad was next.
Toad: (to Supergirl) Bashmaster is one bad polar bear. I hope you guys hang his corpse in C.C's room.
Supergirl: Oh we're actually going to turn him into a Polar Bear Statue and a Polar Bear Skin Rug.
Princess Celestia: It's strange but it's fitting for that bear.
Sprocket: It sure is.
Anura: You got that right.
Bullfrag: I'll say!
Toad Man: He brought this on himself.
Toad: Yes. Lets do it!
They fired waves of light and energy and smashed him down.
Supergirl: Take that!
Princess Celestia: That was so awesome!
Shiro, Ryuzetsu and Ken Ichijouji & Stingmon VS Mamemon Brothers
The Mamemon Brothers were next.
Mamemon: Boy they sure make lots of juice here huh?
Shiro: They sure do. I think it's so awesome.
MetalMamemon: It sure is awesome.
Ryuzetsu: You got that right.
BigMamemon: Yeah it sure is cool.
Ken: I agree there.
Mamemon: Same here. Lets do it!
They fired waves of energy and fire and smashed them down.
Marina "Mermaid" Reagan VS Aquafiend
Aquafiend was next.
Aquafiend: I heard you are quite the swimmer. You must have amazing skills.
Marina: You bet I do and it's so awesome to be a swimmer.
Aquafiend: It sure is. I think you have great talents. Lets do it!
Marina fired waves of lightning and smashed him down.
Ninja Storm Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Nico, Eli, Nunnally and C.C. VS Hiphopper
Hiphopper was next.
Nico: This is gonna be good.
Nico teleported and opened Hiphopper's safe and in it was a bunch of rings called The Guardian Angels of Lincoln Loud, they're rings with a large pearl inserted on an orange ring and with orange gems around it. Once put on, they'll get a massive power and energy increase.
Nico: Cool rings.
Nico teleported back with them.
Ninja Storm Rangers: NINJA/THUNDER/SAMURAI STORM! RANGER FORM! HA!
They transformed and were ready!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! NINJA STORM!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Ninja Storm Rangers too!
Nico: Thunderstorm Cannon!
The Rangers formed said cannon and then they fired waves of energy and lightning and the group fired waves of elements and the blasts all hit Hiphopper and he exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Hiphopper was dead.
Nico: Hiphopper you have failed this island.
Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.
We regrouped and Bashmaster roared at us.
Orion: Time for you to get melted!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! FOREVER RED!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Red Rangers that use fire. Troy turned into the Red Mystic Force Ranger, Noah turned into the Red Samurai Ranger, Gia turned into the Red Female Samurai Ranger, Jake turned into the Red Lost Galaxy Ranger, Emma turned into the Red Dino Fury Ranger and Orion turned into the Red Wolf Warrior of Mystic Force!
Nico: Awesome!
We went at Bashmaster and smashed him all over the place.
BAM BLAM CRUNCH SMASH BLANG BIFF CRACK KROW THWACKBIFFWHAMBING SMACK BANG WHOMP WHAM SMASH CRUNCH!
Crumplezone, Brawn, Needle Kirby and Killer Frost used the Velocitron and Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they turned Crumplezone's boosters into shoulder cannons and Brawn's strength and Needle Kirby and Killer Frost's powers 100-fold.
Cybertron Crumplezone and Killer Frost: CRUMPLE ICE BLAST!
They fired ice and energy blasts.
Needle Kirby and Brawn: NEEDLE BOULDER BARRAGE!
They fired needles and boulders.
Mera and Were: MAELSTROM WEREWOLF BLAST!
They fired waves of water and energy.
Vinyl and Shadowman (Ben 10): MUSIC DARKNESS BLAST!
They fired waves of darkness and music.
Style Queen and Ultimate Swampfire: GOLDEN FIRESTORM BLAST!
They fired waves of golden fire and energy.
Maximum Ride and Moira: FLYING HORUS BLAST!
They fired waves of wind and energy.
Ace Bunny and Aqua Spirit: BUNNY AQUA BLAST!
They fired aqua energy blasts.
Power Pack and Walkatrout: POWER OF WATER ULTRA BLAST!
They fired a massive wave of water and energy.
Mallow and Eris the Elf: NATURE ELF MEGABLAST!
They fired waves of nature.
Ax and Nayori: ROYAL FLUSH MEGABLAST!
They fired a massive blast of energy that formed into cards.
Duncan and Gutrot: STOMACHCHURNING MEGABLAST!
They fired waves of energy and vomit.
Supergirl and Bullfrag: SUPER FROG MEGABLAST!
They fired waves of frog energy.
Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Life Skylanders and Donkey Kong: DONKEY KONG LEAF STORM OF KINDNESS!
They fired waves of leaves and coconuts.
Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong, Dixie Kong, Funky Kong, Candy Kong, Tiny Kong, Lanky Kong, Chunky Kong, Kiddy Kong, Wrinkly Kong, Swanky Kong, Melter, Aquaman and Nico: D.K. CREW ULTRA SUPER BLAST!
They fired waves of fruit, energy and grenades.
Lincoln: KONG ELEMENT STYLE: DONKEY KONG!
Sari Sumdac: KONG LIGHTNING STYLE: DIDDY KONG!
Jessica Shannon: KONG FIRE STYLE: TINY KONG!
Tatsumaki: KONG WIND STYLE: LANKY KONG!
Toph: KONG EARTH STYLE: CHUNKY KONG!
Yuna: KONG WATER STYLE: FUNKY KONG!
Minerva Mink: KONG BEAUTY STYLE: CANDY KONG!
Fuu (Samurai Champloo): KONG NATURE STYLE: DIXIE KONG!
Colette: KONG LIGHT STYLE: WRINKLY KONG!
Ryuko (TLPS): KONG DARK STYLE: CRANKY KONG!
R. Mika: KONG STRENGTH STYLE: KIDDY KONG!
Faye Valentine: KONG MONEY STYLE: SWANKY KONG!
They fired waves of elements and they formed into said Kongs!
Lincoln and his harem: KONG FINAL SMASH: HYPERJET GIANT GATLING PUNCH!
They punched Bashmaster The Unbreakable rapidly!
BAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAM! KROW!
He was smashed into the ground and was dead!
Donkey Kong howled in victory and pounded his chest.
Donkey Kong: That's it for Bashmaster!
Eddy: And just to make sure...
Eddy fired his blaster several times at Bashmaster's corpse.
Samon Shakekisutanchin: Was that really necessary?
Eddy: Just wanted to be ensure that he's REALLY dead!
Evilseed: Can't argue with that logic.
Nico: Me neither.
10,000 Volt Ghost: (to C.C.) There you go, C.C. All that's left is to turn him into a statue.
Scorpion: And a polar bear skin rug.
Toad: Your room has earned some decoration.
C.C.: Absolutely. What can I say? I have always been a lover of taxidermy too.
?: I will literally turn all of you into human pretzels for ruining everything, twerps!
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting around Lincoln, Linka, Ms. Tarantula's, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the eight large midnight blue orbs orbiting around Mr. Wolf's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lola and Lexx Loud's and Steven Universe's legs, the eight large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the eight emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the eight large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the eight large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Loud and Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Lori and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni and Loni Loud's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Luan and Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Laney and Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa and Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily and Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and as soon as we heard that voice, it meant you know who was here.
Lori: Oh, I literally thought I'd never hear that voice again. You can come out now, Dark Lori.
A figure came out, and it was none other than Dark Lori, the dark side of Lori Loud, and her eyes were red with hatred and rage and glowing with incredible fury.
Lincoln: I should've known you'd show up here, Dark Lori, as soon as I heard those words come out of your mouth, we all knew it was you.
Dark Lori: I HATE YOU SO MUCH, YOU MISERABLE OVERGROWN TWERP! I WILL KILL YOU AND EVERY LAST BITCH IN YOUR HAREM, ALONG WITH THOSE TWERPS YOU CALL KIDS, AND EVERY LAST LOSER IN YOUR PATHETIC FAMILY!
Zoey Mackenzie was about to attack her, but Lincoln, whose rainbow energy aura flared up, and he gained a massive power boost from Dark Lori's hatred, grabbed her by the neck, and choke-slams her into the dirt.
Lincoln: You can threaten to turn us into human pretzels, you can threaten physical harm on us, but when you threaten my future wives, my family, and my kids, that's where I draw the line, and that threat that you just made is what I consider "crossing the line".
Lincoln lets go, and then, Lori and Mr. Snake and Mr. Wolf, along with Zhen Ji, Cai Wenji, Wang Yi, and Guo Jia went up to him.
Lori: (Smirks) She's since crossed that line when she brutally attacked a group of Wei soldiers at Chen Cang this morning, when she went ballistic as soon as she found out about your message to The Three Kingdoms, Linky.
Mr. Snake: And I've had it up to hear with her to last an eternity.
Suddenly, Mr. Snake's eyes turned neon yellow, and he was surrounded by a rainbow energy aura with snakes and darkness, and as he approached Dark Lori, he left a trail of rainbow energy, snakes, and darkness as he slithers towards her.
Mr. Snake: I will never forgive you for what you've forced Lori to do, Dark Lori. You turned her into a mean, selfish, heartless, cellphone-obsessed control freak, and you forced her to order her siblings around, and you've constantly looked for every excuse to kill Lincoln. And for what you did in your recent ballistic rampage with attacking that group of Wei soldiers in Chen Cang, you're going to pay for what you've done, and you're going right back to prison.
Then, Mr. Snake was surrounded by a massive vortex of rainbow energy with darkness and dark fire surrounding it, there was a snake slithering around the vortex, and in the vortex is a yellow phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Mr. Snake emerged, but he was changed forever.
(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS 1:45 TO 2:14)
Mr. Snake grew much bigger in size, he has neon blue eyes and a rainbow energy aura with darkness and snakes surrounding him, he has a snake with the Dark Kanji inside of its tail emblazoned on his forehead, he has on a Crystal Necklace of the Buddha with yellow crystal links and a silver snake with yellow crystal eyes and holding the Dark Kanji in its tail for the pendant, he has on a long sleeveless yellow trenchcoat with snakes and dark flames on the coattails and on the back is a snake with
dark flames surrounding it. He has massive yellow angel wings with large purple tips on the large yellow feathers, Yellow Lantern Ring Corps ring on his tail and a new large sword in his tail called Quetzalcoatl's Sword of the Shadow Snake, it's a new large sword with a 6'5" massive, wide, double-edged blade with the image of Quetzalcoatl etched on the dark blade, large yellow angel wings for the crossguard, large dark gem for the hilt, longer black handle, and a large faceted dark sphere with surrounding yellow gems, and eight large yellow orbs orbiting around his tail, Mr. Snake has on his new Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large black gem for the belt buckle on his waist, Spellbook of The Gods and The Universe on his left hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip. There's a black kanji below the snake that said, "Mr. Snake, Hilarious, Seen-It-All Safecracking Member of The Bad Guys Gang, Expert Safe-Cracker, Awesome and Hilarious Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Defender of Snakes and Warrior of Darkness, and Master of Darkness and Snakes."
ヘビ氏、陽気な、見た目-悪者ギャングのすべてのセーフクラッキングメンバー、エキスパートセーフクラッカー、チームラウドフェニックスストームの恐ろしくて陽気なメンバー、悪の殺し屋、混乱した、殺人的な、冷酷な、そしてサディスティックな野郎、の擁護者ヘビと闇の戦士、そして闇と蛇の達人
Mr. Snake as transformed into SUPER ANGEL INFINITY DARKNESS SNAKE ANGEL OF FEAR AND DARK JUSTICE!
We were amazed by Mr. Snake's Super Angel Infinity transformation. But, when Dark Lori saw it, she screamed in pure rage and went so ballistic that her hair turned into pure fire and tried to attack, but Mr. Snake fired a powerful blast of darkness from his tail, and it hits Dark Lori, and knocked her into a wall.
Lori: Alright, nice shot, Mr. Snake.
Lincoln: Now, it's time to make Dark Lori pay for everything she's done to us.
Mr. Snake: (Divine Echoing Voice of Divine Darkness and Snake Fear) Let's get her.
Lincoln unholstered his improved massive Sword of Universal Hope and Elemental Bravery from his wider and muscular back and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, Guo Jia got out his Heavenly Phoenix Orb and Scepter, Zhen Ji, Wang Yi, and Cai Wenji got out their Phoenix Moon Flute, Talons of The Phoenix trishula, and Harp of The Phoenix harp, Mr. Wolf transformed into Super Angel Infinity Moonlight Firestorm Wolf Angel of Lunar Justice and Life and unholstered his massive Fenrir's Sword of The Moonlight Wolf sword from his wider and more muscular back, and Lori transformed into her Super Angel Infinity form and unholstered her massive Sword of Ga'Oh from her back. When Dark Lori saw that, she went even more ballistic.
Mr. Wolf: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Wolf Moon and Lunar Justice) Let's take the battle to a familiar destination.
Mr. Wolf snapped his fingers, and we found ourselves at Chen Cang in the territory of the Kingdom of Wei.
Lori Loud: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Fiery Hurricane and Divine Justice) Wow, we're here at Chen Cang.
Cai Wenji: Just like with Dark Chandler, you decided to take the battle to a location in the territory of The Three Kingdoms.
Zhen Ji: And he chose Chen Cang for this one, since Dark Lori was at Chen Cang this morning and where she went on that violent rampage.
Wang Yi: And this will be where we put a stop to her for good.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Voice of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope) And this is the last time we deal with you, Dark Lori. I hope you like getting turned into a human pretzel.
Dynasty Warriors 5 OST: A Rising Feeling
Then, Lincoln, Mr. Snake, Mr. Wolf, Guo Jia, Zhen Ji, Cai Wenji, Wang Yi, and Lori went at Dark Lori, and they fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, elemental forces, moonlight, moonlight fire, wolves, fire, darkness, dark flames, sound blasts, blue flames, steel orbs, eagles, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, and Buffalo at Dark Lori, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her. Then, they attacked Dark Lori with their weapons, and they cut her really badly, and Mr. Snake fired a blast of dark fire and it hits Dark Lori's hair and burned it all off, and she was bald.
We laughed at what Mr. Snake did, and Mr. Wolf took a picture with his phone and sent it to Lori's phone. Then, Lincoln grabbed Dark Lori and turned her into a human pretzel, as she screamed in such excruciating pain.
OUCH!
Then, they imprisoned Dark Lori in an indestructible diamond prison, and beamed it back to The Pluto Prison for Tyrannical Dark Sides, where it was put into a special isolation cell in Solitary Confinement, where no Dark Orbs, Number Cards, or Aparoids could free her. We cheered wildly for Mr. Snake, Lori, Mr. Wolf, Lincoln, Zhen Ji, Guo Jia, Cai Wenji, and Wang Yi, as they holster their massive blades on their backs and power down, and Mr. Snake's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, angel wings, and eight large yellow orbs orbiting around his tail are permanent. We went up to them and we hugged them and we hugged them back.
Nico: Awesome job, guys. Now, all that's left is Dark Lynn, and the Dark Side of The Trinity of Violence will be finished.
Mr. Wolf: You got that right, Nico, and as a bonus, we also humiliated Dark Lori when Mr. Snake burned off all of her hair.
Lori: Yeah, that was so hilarious, and then after we deal with Dark Lynn, we can get after Dark Luan. I have a bad feeling Dark Lynn will attack the people of the Kingdom of Shu tomorrow morning, and Dark Luan will attack all Three Kingdoms at once with her crazy pranks after that.
Lincoln: If that happens, we'll be ready for them both.
Guan Yinping: I know you'll be ready for them. (To Lincoln) And we also have a reward for you, Lincoln, and a little extra confidence boost.
Then, Lincoln got jumped by his harem, and he was kissed all over, and he had lipstick marks all over him. But, Lincoln had a very sly grin on his face, and he made clones of himself, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around the waists of every last member of his harem, and as they lock eyes, he leans down and kissed them on the lips, and we cheered for him. Bobby went up to Lori, and they kissed, and we cheered for them.
Nico: Awesome!
Donkey Kong: (To the viewers) This was an awesome and juicy adventure. Hope we didn't make you all too thirsty.
Nico: I sure am thirsty. Lets get all the fruit here and take it all back and make lots of juice. Great job today everyone. This was awesome.
Me: It sure was.
We went and gathered all the fruits and went back home. Then we enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep.
THE END
Another awesome fanfic done.
Donkey Kong Country Tropical Freeze is one of my favorite video games for Switch and it was so awesome! The Snowmads were a group of pure evil monsters that deserved to be destroyed. The first part was for the 1989 movie Leviathan and that was a crazy movie. One of my favorites. The second part was for the 1989 movie The Abyss. One of my favorites. NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Etstheclarencefan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys. Nico's next rescue is gonna be in the Sky and he and Lori are gonna go to the world of Atmos from Storm Hawks and they are going to face The Sky Pirates from Lego Ninjago: Masters of Spinjutsu and they are also going to meet another one of Nico's friends, Miranda Rodriguez, from his Flight Club Classes that taught him how to pilot a plane, helicopter, flying fortress and all that. Miranda is also an Aerophibian Gene-Slammer. Lincoln's Rescue is gonna be in the sky too and we're going to see him in the world of Sly Cooper 3 and we're going into the level Flight of Fancy in the Netherlands and we're going to see Lincoln blast numerous planes in an awesome and epic dogfight and take down the Black Baron. Lincoln is going to meet an Elemental HERO Air Neos Gene-Slammer and more girls for his harem and also I am going to meet the awesome smoking hot angel girls from Heaven's Lost Property: Ikaros, Nymph, Astraea, Oregano, Type Zeta and Hiyori Kazane. The Elemental HERO Air Neos Gene-Slammer is going to reveal a powerful revelation during the Exercise scene so Guest Reviewer have her reveal it please. The next chapter is gonna be a 1 year anniversary chapter for the start of the most insidious saga in our history: The 20 Days of Darkness. Starting from January 23rd to February 11th, 2021 we went through hell. So we're going to have arecap of what went down during that time and all that.
See you all tomorrow.
