In the skies of Atmos, Lori and Nico were flying over the World of 1,000 Mountaintop Kingdoms.
Nico: Thanks for coming with me, Lori.
Lori: It's literally no problem Nico.
Nico: Wow and our rescue is on the planet Atmos. I can't even remember the last time we were here.
Lori: It sure literally has been a while since we were here the last time. I think it was when were going to kill Cyclonus.
Nico: Right I remember now! That was crazy.
Lori: It literally was.
Nico: Lori, can you still get pregnant even though your kids are already with you?
Lori: Yes I sure can. We just haven't thought that far yet.
Nico: You'll know when the time is good. Also that day was still so awesome for me. It was really awesome discovering that Natilee has the power to make Dreams a full fledge reality.
Lori: It sure was amazing. That was literally the most amazing adventure we've had.
Nico: It sure was. The Battle with Nocturne showed us all amazing dreams and so many awesome things.
Lori: It sure did. That was really amazing.
Nico: Yep.
Lori: That literally was amazing.
Nico: Lori, just because I'm leader now doesn't mean I'm gonna be perfect. I'll still make a few mistakes now and then.
Lori: That's okay Nico. No one is perfect. You are doing your very hardest and that's all that counts.
Nico: Thanks Lori.
They then saw something.
Nico: Wait what's that up ahead? It's moving through the clouds of the ruins of Cyclonus's castle.
They saw a strange figure flying through the sky and they saw a ship chasing after it.
Lori: No idea what it is.
Nico: That ship must be after it.
Nico then saw the flag on the ship and it was a Skull and Crossbones flag and that meant only one thing!
Nico: (Gasp) Sky Pirates!
Lori: Sky Pirates?
Nico: The ones that Kai and his team deal with!
Lori: Oh man!
Nico: This'll be the second enemy we've faced since we met Kai and his team. Lets get them!
They flew at the sky pirates. Their commander was NADAKHAN THE DJINN PIRATE!
Nadakhan is the main antagonist of Season 6: Skybound of LEGO Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitzu. He is a Djinn pirate who is on a mission to avenge his father and the Djinn race, following the destruction of his home realm Djinjago, due to the Ninja killing the Preeminent and destroying the Cursed Realm (which was Djinjago's sister realm). He is Jay's arch-nemesis.
He was an enemy of Captain Soto, who tried to defeat him in a battle at sea. However, Soto used the venom of a Tiger Widow to make sure he doesn't teleport in a "poof", and Soto also managed to lock him inside the Teapot of Tyrahn. After the battle, his love interest Delara died of unknown circumstances. Many years after the battle, Clouse freed Nadakhan from the the teapot, as Clouse was on a mission to get revenge on the Ninja, but after using all three wishes, gets trapped in the teapot himself. However, when returning to his father's palace in Dinjago through the Realm Crystal, his father informs him that Dinjago is a sister realm of the Cursed Realm (The Preeminent), and is collapsing a little while after the Preeminent is destroyed. Then, Nadakhan offers his father an escape through the Realm Crystal, however, his father, Khanjikhan, says he will not abandon his realm, and he commands Nadakhan to avenge him and their kind. Nadakhan then looks at a picture of his love, Delara, ready to gain Nya. In the final episode, Nadakhan gets hit by Tiger Widow venom by Flintlocke but Nya is also hit by it in the process, causing her to die as a result. This causes Nadakhan's defeat by Jay, as when the latter says to the deceased Nya "I wish you did take my hand... and no one ever found that teapot in the first place". Nadakhan, shocked at how pure and selfess the wish is, then reluctantly say's "Your... wish... is yours to keep." before finally collapsing on the floor from the venom and is defeated. This causes the Ninja to go back in time and Nadakhan's crew to go back to the realms they were imprisoned from. This also causes Nadakhan to go back into the Teapot Of Tyrahn. Afterwards, Clouse tries to find the teapot so that he can unleash Nadakhna again but is spotted by a angry mob who chase's after him making it buried under rubble and shipped away on a garbage boat. In the end, Jay and Nya are a couple again. Jay And Nya kiss and hug, and the Ninja celebrate the moment.
Nadakhan: Soon we'll be after the sky demon and then we'll get the Ninjago Warriors.
KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion went off beside the ship and then a phoenix cry was heard and then Nico and Lori came out.
Nadakhan: Nico and Lori of Team Loud Phoenix Storm!
Nico: That's right pirate dirtbag!
Lori: We already literally killed your mortal enemy Captain Soto.
Nico: Now we're going to do the same to you and send you to Davy Jones Locker!
Nadakhan: Come and get me!
Nico: Time to for ye to walk the plank!
Lori: (Rolls eyes) Great. Nico talks like a pirate and J.D. talks like a cowboy. What next?
They unsheathed their swords.
Nadakhan: GET THEM!
The crew charged and a powerful swordfight broke out!
Nico kicked a man in the head and knocked it off and Lori fired a blast of wind and blew many men away.
Nico: You know, Lego Body parts don't come off the same way human body parts do.
Lori: I do know that.
Nico fired a beam of energy and blew the men and they shattered into pieces.
Nadakhan: Why you accused monsters!
?: The only monster here is you!
An Aerophibian swooped in and grabbed Nadakhan.
Nadakhan: Put me down you scurvy dog!
Aerophibian: (In a girl's voice) As you wish.
She dropped him and he fell down into the mountainous land of atmos! LONG LONG WAY DOWN!
The Aerophibian landed on the ship.
Nico: Wow that was awesome.
Aerophibian: That was fun.
Nico: That voice. Miranda? Miranda Rodriguez?
Aerophibian: Nico? Wow! You look amazing!
Nico: It really has been a long time.
Aerophibian: It sure has been a while.
Lori: How do you know Miranda?
Nico: She was my partner in Flight Classes. We had classes where we would use the Flight Simulator to practice for flying planes, helicopters, fighter jets, commercial planes, the works. Miranda's biggest dream was to become the pilot of an incredible commercial airliner.
Aerophibian: It's true and those were really awesome times.
Lori: Wow that is literally amazing.
Nico: It sure is.
Lori: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Aerophibian: That was an awesome one. One time my dad took us to the local airport to see how the Air Traffic Control system works. It was bring your daughter and friend to work day and that was really fun.
Nico: Oh yeah! I remember that. That was awesome. We saw something really peculiar going on one of the flights as they were unloading a really huge metal crate and then we saw some strange men making their way to it.
Aerophibian: Feeling suspicious we went down and took a peek inside and to our shock it was a bunch of terrorists that were hiding in it that were smuggled into the country to cause some serious damage. We opened it and smashed them all over and the FBI, CIA and the Police hailed us as heroes for stopping what would have been an incredible terrorist threat.
Nico: That was awesome.
Lori: Wait! I remember reading about that! That was back in 2011.
Aerophibian: That was incredible.
Nico: It sure was awesome.
Lori: Wow.
Nico: Now we have this ship all to ourselves!
Lori: We literally sure do.
Nico: Lets revert you back to human Miranda.
Nico put on his blind man glasses and he snapped his fingers and then Miranda reverted back and she had neon purple hair and purple eyes and she was in her birthday suit and Lori gave her new clothes and she looked awesome.
Miranda Rodriguez: Wow these clothes are amazing.
Lori: Leni, Maria and Rarity made them. They are literally amazing.
Nico: They sure are.
Miranda Rodriguez: They sure are.
Nico and Miranda then hugged.
Miranda Rodriguez : I've missed you a lot Flight buddy.
Nico: Me too.
Lori: Aww.
Nico: Who wants to take the wheel of this ship?
Miranda Rodriguez: I'll do it.
Miranda took the wheel and flew the ship out of the deserted Cyclonian Territory and it was awesome.
Nico: Wow you fly it really well Miranda.
Miranda Rodriguez: Thanks. I watched how the Megaforce Rangers did it and it's like piloting a ship on the high seas but in the sky.
Nico: That is awesome.
Lori: Your hair is really beautiful Miranda.
Miranda Rodriguez: Thanks Lori. Yours is too.
They went back home.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln, Me, Nico, Eli, Nicole, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lincoln's harem, Mr. Wolf, Mr. Piranha, Mr. Snake, Mr. Shark, Ms. Tarantula, Sly Cooper, Neyla, Raja, Bentley, Murray, Inspector Fox, Contessa, Marie Cooper, Panda King, Penelope, Jean Bison, Sima Shi, Sima Zhao, Sun Jian, Guo Jia, and Loki Loud were heading to the Netherlands, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the eighteen girls there, but we're also going to take down the Black Baron, an old enemy of Sly Cooper, along with his crew in an epic dogfight.
And with us were Xing Cai's older brother and son of Zhang Fei, Zhang Bao of Shu, who's in his Dynasty Warriors 8 appearance and wielding his Crushing Blade flail sword, and Guan Yinping's third older brother, Guan Xing, who's in his Dynasty Warriors 8 appearance and wielding his Imprisoned Dragonwings wingblades.
Lincoln: Wow, we're in the Netherlands, and I think I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the eighteen girls there, but we're also going to take down the Black Baron, an old enemy of Sly Cooper, along with his crew in an epic dogfight.
Nico: That's right, Lincoln. This is going to be awesome.
Sly Cooper: And we're also going to put a stop to the Black Baron for good. Never thought any of us would see him ever again.
Lincoln: That's right, Sly. (To Zhang Bao and Guan Xing) And it's a pleasure to meet you and Guan Xing, Zhang Bao.
Zhang Bao: You too, Lincoln, and we know you've been taking care of our little sisters, and that you'll soon be married to them in the future.
Guan Xing: And we also have some bad news to share with you: this morning, Dark Lynn attacked a group of soldiers from Shu who were stationed at Mt. Dingjun. They tried to fight her, but she was too much and she brutally injured them.
We gasped in shock.
Guan Yinping: I can't believe that she did this.
Bao Sanniang: Oh, when that wild, superstitious meat-head shows up, she's getting one brutal beating from all of us.
Xing Cai: And soon, all that's left is to take down Dark Luan before she causes anymore havoc.
Xiahou Ji: From what Lincoln told us about her, she's caused a lot of havoc with her pranks, and so many people have gotten injured, and all for a laugh.
Yue Ying: And that's something that we won't tolerate.
Lincoln: That's right. But, you also know what today is, right?
Zhang Bao: (Sadly) Oh, yeah, the one-year anniversary of The 20 Days of Darkness. What the evil versions of Organization XIII, The Digimon Emperor, and the five members of The Sullen 6 did to all of you is completely unforgivable.
Nico: Even though we got rid of them a year ago, we can't forget that we went through hell because of them.
Lori: It was indeed painful not to forget what those bastards did long ago.
Plankton: And I'm glad that I got my wake-up call when you fought HIM. But, Crocker, Vlad, Goobot, Jock, and Mr. Burns were nothing but pure evil, and they deserve to die.
Mr. Wolf: If Burns so much as comes back, it's the Black Gates for him, and from what we saw of his criminal history, he's already made me so mad.
Me: Same here, and he's been causing this kind of trouble for decades.
?: HELP!
Suddenly, Lincoln heard the sound of eighteen girls calling out for help. With his deep sapphire blue cyborg eyes and superhuman sight, along with sensing energy signals, he saw and heard where the call for help was coming from. He saw the eighteen girls, but they're tied up and they're hanging from the plane of The Black Baron.
Lincoln: Guys, I found the eighteen girls, but they're tied up and they're hanging from the plane of The Black Baron.
Nico: What?! Let's get up there and blast those turkeys out of the sky.
We unholstered our weapons, transformed, and then, took to the air with our massive angel wings.
?: Let us help you out.
Suddenly, we then saw an Elemental HERO Air Neos join us in the skies, but it wasn't alone. With the Elemental HERO Air Neos were Ikaros, Nymph, Astraea, Oregano, Type Zeta, and Hiyori Kazane from Heaven's Lost Property.
Me: Wow, an Elemental HERO Air Neos and Ikaros, Nymph, Astraea, Oregano, Type Zeta, and Hiyori Kazane from Heaven's Lost Property, awesome.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Voice of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope) Wait, that voice from the Elemental HERO Air Neos. Emily McKale, is that you?
Emily McKale: Lincoln, is that you?
Lincoln: Yeah, it's me, Emily. Wow, I haven't seen you since you were thirteen years old, and I've grown a lot since then.
Emily McKale: Yeah, I can see, you've really grown a lot from the eleven-year-old cute little boy into a 16-year-old 7'0" tall and very handsome teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs.
Nico: Whoa, Lincoln, you know her?
Lincoln: I do, Nico. This is Emily McKale. I met her when she was thirteen, and I was eleven, and she, like the other Guardian Angels, have defended me from bullies, and that included Lori, Lynn, Lola, and Luan, when they still had their dark sides in them.
Nico: Another Guardian Angel of you, awesome.
Lincoln: We'll have to catch up later, we need to take care of The Black Baron and his crew and rescue those girls that he has tied up and are hanging from the plane.
Emily McKale: What? Oh, he and his crew are getting blasted out of the sky for this one.
Penelope: So, the Black Baron is indeed real, and not me in disguise. Let's blow them out of the skies.
We went at The Black Baron and his crew, and we then fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, lava, steel orbs, wind, stars, rainbow flames, orange flames, blue flames, and water at the minions of The Black Baron, and the planes exploded with incredible power, along with the crew of the Black Baron. Then, Lincoln went at The Black Baron, freed the eighteen girls, and he fired a powerful rainbow energy blast, which destroyed the plane, and The Black Baron was chained up by Lincoln, who caught him. We cheer wildly as we holstered our massive swords and weapons and power down.
Emily McKale: That was fun.
Lincoln: The rescues are always fun. Now, let's get you back to normal, Emily. Boys, cover your eyes. Hold still, Emily, this is going to be painful.
Me, Nico, Eli, and the rest of the boys covered our eyes as Lincoln snapped his fingers, and Emily was was reverting back. Emily McKale was a beautiful 17-year-old girl with long blue hair, blue eyes, fair skin, she was 6'0" in height, and she had the body of a goddess. She also now has massive white angel wings with blue tips on the large white feathers on her back, as she reigns in the power of Elemental HERO Air Neos, and she was in her birthday suit.
Lincoln: How do you feel, Emily?
Emily McKale: Good. (Realizes she's in her birthday suit) But, I'm also in my birthday suit.
Lincoln gave Emily a new wardrobe, a white sleeveless shirt with a blue phoenix, blue skirt with the Elemental HERO Air Neos with winds on it, blue leather ankle-high combat boots, and a long white sleeveless trenchcoat with the Elemental HERO Air Neos on the back, and on her back is a large Elemental HERO Air Neos-themed sword with a 6'5" massive, wide, double-edged, man-sized blue blade with the Elemental HERO Air Neos etched on it, large white angel wings for the crossguard, large blue gem for the hilt, longer blue handle, and large blue faceted sphere pommel with surrounding white gems.
Emily McKale: Wow, I love the new outfit and large sword you made for me, Lincoln.
Suddenly, a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Emily McKale's neck with blue gems and crystals from her new Crystal Necklace of the Buddha on the gold lightning bolts.
Emily McKale: Whoa, is this...?
Lincoln: Yep, that's a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and you're one of my many future wives, Emily.
Emily McKale had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes, as Lincoln wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist and he leaned down and he kissed her on the lips, and she returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, I saw seven Elemental Phoenix Necklaces of Eternal Love appear on the necks of Ikaros, Nymph, Astraea, Oregano, Type Zeta, and Hiyori Kazane, and they went up to me, and they kissed me all over, and everyone cheered for us. Then, we went up to the eighteen girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them. The eighteen girls are Chell from Portal, Mona Sax from Max Payne, Shanoa from Castlevania: Order of Ecclesia, Kate Walker from Syberia, Juliet Starling from Lollipop Chainsaw, Joanna Dark from Perfect Dark, Clementine from The Walking Dead, Madeline from Celeste, Liara T'Soni, Tali'Zorah nar Rayya, Ashley Williams, Jack, and Miranda Lawson from Mass Effect, Miriam from Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night, Zoë Maya Castillo from Dreamfall, Jade from Beyond Good and Evil, Angel Starr from Ace Attorney, and Nancy Drew from Nancy Drew.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Chell, Mona Sax, Shanoa, Kate Walker, Juliet Starling, Joanna Dark, Clementine, Madeline, Liara T'Soni, Tali'Zorah nar Rayya, Ashley Williams, Jack, Miranda Lawson, Miriam, Zoë Maya Castillo, Jade, Angel Starr, and Nancy Drew.
Helena McTroy: From Portal, Max Payne, Castlevania: Order of Ecclesia, Syberia, Lollipop Chainsaw, Perfect Dark, The Walking Dead, Celeste, Mass Effect, Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night, Dreamfall, Beyond Good and Evil, Ace Attorney, and Nancy Drew, awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Chell: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Chell and the other seventeen girls saw who it was that saved them from The Black Baron, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 16-year-old 7'0" tall, handsome, white-haired, bare-chested hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead, a golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive and wide right pec and it was surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, a Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his wider and more muscular back, and right on top was the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, and Buffalo, and below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Lightning Storms, The Weather, and The Thirteen Elemental Forces, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, and Golden-Hearted Lover, Father of Many Kids, Son, and Future Husband, Descendant of The 17th Century Duke Lincoln of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, God of Truth and Justice, and Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe", and he had deep sapphire blue eyes.
He had his massive Sword of Universal Hope and Elemental Bravery holstered on his wider and muscular back, his orange Crystal Saber holstered on his left hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, the Pisces constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck, large weighted orange bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, his large Cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive and indestructible deep blue angel wings surging with powerful super lightning and the stars and blue nebulae reflecting on them with rainbow tips on the large deep sapphire blue feathers, and he was dressed in an orange version of He Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, and Buffalo on them and with hanging mini silver lightning bolts held up by his Belt of Elemental Bravery with large orange gem for the belt buckle on his waist, a pair of large blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large white leather combat boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on it, a large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and a Buffalo head with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on his neck and across his permanently bare chest, large fingerless black gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it, a large Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring on his left ring finger, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger, he had eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs, and circling around his feet on the floor are eight golden crosses with angelic runes.
Chell: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.
Then, Lincoln made seventeen clones of himself, and he and the seventeen clones went up to the girls, and they picked them up and hugged them in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and kissed them on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrap their arms around the necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.
Chell: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, thirteen Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared right around the necks of Chell, Mona Sax, Shanoa, Kate Walker, Juliet Starling, Joanna Dark, Clementine, Madeline, Liara T'Soni, Tali'Zorah nar Rayya, Ashley Williams, Jack, Miranda Lawson, Miriam, Zoë Maya Castillo, Jade, Angel Starr, and Nancy Drew. We returned to the Estate, and we told everyone what happened in the Netherlands, and they were shocked when they found out that The Black Baron was her and real, and not Penelope in disguise.
But, when Lincoln showed them what happened in The Netherlands and what we did to The Black Baron and his crew, they cheered wildly for Lincoln and the rest of us, and they hugged us, and the girls in Lincoln's harem went up to Lincoln, and they kissed him all over. Lincoln and Emily McKale now have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back. Plus, everyone was excited when they also met Ikaros, Nymph, Astraea, Oregano, Type Zeta, and Hiyori Kazane, and they're now part of my harem, and they cheered for us. As for The Black Baron, he was sent to the Uranus Prison for his crimes, and he was put into a separate cell in Solitary Confinement, and he was bound in a rainbow straitjacket and rainbow chains and chained to the wall of his cell.
After throwing The Black Baron in prison this time for good, we were training intensely in the gym doing 100,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 9,500-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and when Emily McKale saw Lincoln working out like crazy, she had an atomic red blush on her face.
Emily McKale: Whoa, Lincoln has really grown to be a 16-year-old 7'0" tall, really big, and really strong young man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful muscles hard at work, and to work out with those 9,500-lb barbells and not even get tired, incredible.
Lincoln: And I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Emily, and now, I can also fight and defend myself.
Emily McKale: That's awesome.
Nico: It sure is.
Emily McKale: And I know you're going to ask what memories that I had with Lincoln, right? But, before I share that, I do have something that I wanted to tell Lincoln and his family, but I couldn't, when I got Gene-Slammed when I was fourteen.
FLASHBACK
Emily McKale: See, like all of you, I lived in Royal Woods, I went to high school, I love animals, and I had parents who loved me. But, there's one thing in my life that's possibly nothing like anything that you've ever experienced: my older sister, Amy McKale, she was not normal, she never had been. She held a burning hatred for me from the moment I was born. My parents told me she once tried to put me into a washing machine and turn it on to see if it would hurt me. She called it an "experiment". Thankfully, my parents intercepted her cruel antics, and began to distance her from me since then. Amy was cruel and scary, even to my parents. Growing up, I can see how they fawned over me, and cherished me, while they would always walk on eggshells around Amy, terrified of accidentally sending her into one of her angry fits.
I once brought a little puppy home from the street, and Amy became utterly enraged to see him there, she screamed at the top of her voice about how her parents denied her a dog for years and how unfair it was that they were allowing me to keep one. I told her we could share the puppy together. I was young and I hoped that she would love me, I had no idea what she truly was. We kept the puppy, Terrence, together. But Amy, however, wouldn't let me play with him or even come near him, even if I cried and cried, Amy would simply laugh cruelly from the other side of the locked door while little Terrence would bark on, it was torture. One day, when Amy was in school, I broke the lock of her room and stole Terrence. I just wanted to play with him for a little while, he seemed so excited to be out of that cramped room too, his little tail wagging around. So I happily went to our backyard with him and a frisbee, I found his tracks leading away into the forest behind our house, but they went all the way into the dangerous dark areas I was forbidden from going in there.
Dejected, I came back home, and I told Amy and my parents that I lost Terrence. That's when true Hell was unleashed on me, Amy lost her mind. She began to wail loudly, uncontrollably, she screamed at me for breaking into her room and attacked me, trying to yank on my hair. My father pulled her back before she could reach me and Amy swore that she was going to get me back for doing this to her. I cried and swore up and down that I didn't mean to lose Terrance, I loved him too. To make her suffer, she told me now she was going to make me suffer. I had no way to know how much she meant those words, I'm not a cruel person, so I had no way to understand how much she truly wanted me to ache. She hid under my bed one night, waiting for me to slip under the covers. Then, when I was resting my bed, she grabbed my ankles and let out a horrific screech, yanking me off the bed. I was so terrified, my heart nearly leapt out of my throat, I cried for my parents as I crashed on the floor. Amy stood up and laughed at me walking away with a pompous bounce.
Weeks after that day, I went on a date with David Hills, the cutest guy at our school, I was so excited about this, I could barely stand it, he took me out for dinner and ice cream, and then, I brought him home to meet my family. When I took him to my room however, the sight before him made him scream, all of my dolls were hung by noose around their necks, they swung side to side from the ropes attached to the rafters like so many bodies. David ran out of my room, he never spoke to me again since that day. The reports of my house of horrors spread like wildfire and no one would come to my house anymore, they were all terrified of Amy. How could she do this, what the hell was wrong with her? I knew she was sick, but this was getting out of hand. What I didn't know was that she was just getting started. She snuck into my room the night before the spring dance at school, she climbed in through the window with a pair of scissors.
Then, she chopped off all my hair crudely, I screamed when I woke up and she pushed herself away from me while holding on to chunks of my hair. Then, she grabbed the dress that I picked out for the dance and ran out of the window the same way she came. Once she reached the backyard, she set my hair and my dress on fire in the backyard. As I watched, she laughed and talked merrily the whole time.
Amy McKale: We did it, Katie. Did you look at my sister? She was so scared, Katie.
Emily McKale: Amy laughed, I watched her in horror, who was Katie? There was no one around her. At first, I couldn't believe my eyes and ears, was she talking to herself? I watched her for five minutes more, and it became clear to me: my sister was talking to an imaginary friend, someone called Katie.
Emily McKale: She was talking to her, planning with her, laughing with her, as though she was a real person beside her. Had she finally cracked completely? I knew that my parents needed to hear about this. I immediately ran to my folks and told them about Amy and her delusions. I showed them how she'd cut my hair and burn it along with my dress. My parents looked positively terrified, but they called Amy in to speak with her. Amy acted utterly strange the whole time she spoke with them, she kept on insisting that Katie was sitting right beside her. She said Katie was her friend and her partner.
When we disagreed with her saying we couldn't see anyone near her, Amy got explosively angry, she said we were lying to her, trying to trick her. When my father asked her to calm down, she took a bunch of vases and glasses and began to throw them at us. They shattered on the walls behind us, missing us by inches. My parents have had enough, they were simply incapable of handling this kind of violence. My mom stood up and pulled out the gun she had in her safe, she forced Amy to move down to the basement away from everyone else in the house. My parents told Amy that until they found some way to deal with her, she had to stay away from them as she was a danger to them all.
She had to stay in the basement, while the rest of the family stayed above. Amy was infuriated, as she entered the basement with her things, she promised that she would make me pay for costing her her freedom, that I would rue the day that I was born as her sister. She didn't know that, but I already did. My appearance locking Amy away was a blessing, it suddenly gave me my freedom in my house, I could walk around in peace again. I even bought a small goldfish, and named him Addie. I could never get a pet while Amy was skulking around the house, she'd trap it and hurt it in an instant, but now with my parents watching her and her fear of my mother's gun, Amy was in check. That was, until the day of the phone call, it came early in the morning around seven, an old friend of my father's, who'd worked with troubled people, called them saying he could take care of Amy for a while. Both my parents went to meet with him for lunch and talk things over, which left me alone in the house with Amy.
At first, I was terrified, I had never done this before, my parents assured me that there's nothing to worry about. The lock they placed on Amy's door was secure, and when they were back, they'd be able to take her away to people that could help her. When my parents left, I walked back to my room and did my homework for half an hour. Then, I came down for a glass of water, as I crossed the door to the basement, I stopped, it looked odd. I moved closer to it and gasped, the lock was broken. When I gently tapped against the door, it swung open without resistance. The basement door was open, and Amy had escaped. I couldn't breathe, the terror was so real, I raced back towards my room taking the stairs two steps at a time. When I reached my room, I saw my cupboard was open, and all my clothes were out on the floor, my eyes reached for my bedside table, my fishbowl was on it, but Addie, my goldfish, was not in it.
Amy McKale: Oh, hello.
Emily McKale: I then turned to see Amy standing in my bathroom with Addie in one hand twisting helplessly for water. She dropped Addie into the toilet and then flushed, letting my goldfish sink down into the sewers. I screamed loudly, I couldn't bear this, that sweet innocent goldfish had nothing to do with our feud. Amy laughed maniacally and ran towards me, her eyes glinting. I was so shocked, that I couldn't move in time. She shoved me to one side, throwing me directly into my open cupboard. The back of my head hit the wall and I got dizzy, then, I saw Amy shut the closet door and lock it from outside.
Amy McKale: Katie and I want you to feel what it's like to be locked in a cage. We want you to feel powerless and weak.
Emily McKale: Then, Amy proceeded to destroy my entire room, while I could do nothing but watch through the crack in the door. She smashed my laptop, broke my chair, and pulled off my carpet, she enjoyed doing every bit of this. I could see it, she kept talking to Katie the whole time, making an elaborate ploy to get rid of me once and for all.
Amy McKale: We'll kill Emily, bury her in woods. That's where she lost my dog, but it's okay, because that's how you found me, Katie, you're my best friend.
Emily McKale: How could Amy and I be related to the same people? I had to ask that same question, this person wasn't human, it was an animal, a rabid dog. I was so sure my life would end that night, locked in my own barren closet, Amy had even bought the knife from the kitchen, and was tearing up all the posters on my walls. I knew that when she would be done with my room, I would be next. Luckily, my parents arrived soon, bringing their friend along. By the time they reached, my room was entirely trashed, my curtains had been burned, my laptop, iPod, and phone were swimming in my fishbowl. There were various sauces and condiments strewn across my sheets, and my clothes, all my stuff was destroyed, Addie was killed, their friend had wanted to visit Amy to get to know her before calling her home. Unluckily, my parents thought that now was as good a time as any.
The moment that man caught a sight of the horrifying wreckage that Amy made, he bolted. He said he didn't have the resources to deal with such a troubled case, he left me and my parents there with this monster that was intent on destroying us. When he was gone, Amy gave us a big creepy grin, she reached for my mom's gun on her belt and yanked it away from her. My mom screamed and lunged for her, but it was too late, Amy had the gun. She dared any of us to put her in the basement, she promised to kill us if we tried. She knew we couldn't get rid of her, and now with her gun, she had the upper hand. My mom pulled me and my dad away from her, and the three of us ran into the basement, shaking with fear. We shut the door behind us and locked it.
Amy McKale: You can't hide forever.
Emily McKale: I turned to my parents then, they were both trembling, looking around themselves helplessly like they had no idea what to do. I knew how they felt, I felt the same way when I saw the broken lock of that basement door, and I knew Amy was out. But, I didn't feel that way anymore. The moment when Addie was killed Amy shoved me into that closet, I learned a truth, a basic truth of this world, something we all have to face one day, if not from our own sister, then from another foe: when someone wants to destroy you, it's either you or them. "We have to end this, we have to get our lives back", I told my parents.
Mrs. McKale: We can't get our life back. We have to leave.
Emily McKale: No, we will not leave our house. Amy will leave our house, and I know how we can do it. I told them my plan, and they agreed instantly. I knew they would, we couldn't hurt Amy, as she was still family, but, we had to get rid of her, any way that we could. We waited and listened for signs of Amy's movements to stop. From the ruckus she'd been causing outside, it sounded like she was trashing our house. When the sounds had died out for several hours at a stretch, we guessed she must have fallen asleep. "It's time to go", I told my parents. They nodded at me, and we went out of the basement into the living room. The house was completely destroyed, there was not a surface left undisturbed by Amy, who was snoozing on the couch, with junk food piled on the table beside her, along with the gun she used to threaten us.
I told my dad to call the cops now, and my mom stood beside him shaking with worry. I crept up behind the couch, standing across from my parents. If we let this plan fail, Amy would probably injuring one of us and someone could even end up killed. We waited in pin drop silence for the first police sirens to show up. The moment they reached the end of the street, it would be time. When the sirens reached, my father and mother stood on one end of Amy's couch, then, they both let out a loud scream, even louder than Lincoln's sisters, as though they were being attacked. Amy woke up startled, and grabbed for the gun beside her. Mom and Dad pulled away from her as she jumped up to her feet.
Amy McKale: What are you two doing up here?! Finished hiding like cowards?!
She moved towards them and paused suddenly.
Amy McKale: Where the hell is Emily?!
Emily McKale: I scrunched up my face, and began to scream as loudly as I possibly could, making sure the cops outside could hear me. "HELP! HELP! SHE'S GOING TO SHOOT US! SOMEBODY, HELP US!"
Amy McKale: (Gasps) What are you doing, you called the cops?!
Emily McKale: SHE'S TRYING TO KILL US! HELP!
Amy McKale: Shut up, Emily!
Emily McKale: The front door of our house broke open, and cops filtered in like ants on a picnic. They howled at Amy demanding that she put the gun down and accosted her. Mom, Dad, and I practiced our stories to perfection, so that the cops would have no choice but to take Amy away. We told the cops the three of us were hiding in the basement as Amy was trying to kill us, she'd stolen my mother's gun and was using it to torment us before she killed us and buried us in the woods. It was only our foresight of calling the cops in advance that saved us. The cops took Amy down to the station, she was charged with Battery, Assault, Destruction of Property, and Attempted Murder. Years have passed since that fateful night, years since I put my 18 year old sister away. I often thought about why Amy went so insane, was it because I lost Terrance, was it because of our parents, or was it because she born evil, cruel, and terrifying?
FLASHBACK ENDS
When Emily McKale was finished, we were absolutely horrified. But, Lincoln and his family and friends knew of Emily McKale's evil sister, Amy.
Me: (Horrified) My God.
Nico: (Horrified) I don't even know what to say. Amy McKale was even worse than Dark Lori, Dark Lynn, Dark Lola, Dark Luan, and many other bad siblings put together.
Lincoln: Oh, yeah, now I remember her all too well.
Lori: Same here, Linky. Ugh, no one could ever forget her. That Amy McKale was literally a high school nightmare, she was a monstrous demon.
Luan: That's why we called her Amy the Bloodthirsty Savage.
Emily McKale: Indeed she was, Lori, and that's good name for her Luan. I've seen her in my dreams as a demon of terror for years, even after I got Gene-Slammed. I also often checked the prison records to make sure she hadn't made it out into the world somehow. Should that day come, I know she will hunt for me, I'm her worst enemy and I'm prepared for the day she wants her revenge.
Lincoln: That's awesome.
Eli: I sense that not only have you done some intense self-defense training, you're also armed as well, in case that psychopathic demon comes back.
Emily McKale: That's right, Eli.
Emily McKale had two guns holstered on her hips, and she showed us her gun permit, and that also was proof to the cops who are in our team, specifically Sheila Castille, Tom Lair, and Eric Loud.
Sheila Castille: Sheesh, that monster bitch is a nightmare when you described her correctly, Emily.
Emily McKale: She sure is. And after Amy got carted off by the cops, Lincoln and his family came over to us, and we told them what happened, and we also showed them the extent of the damage that Amy had caused throughout our whole house, and when we told them that Amy wanted to kill us all and bury us in the woods, they were horrified.
Luna: We sure were, dude. But, you guys did the right thing in calling the cops and getting Amy hauled off to jail. One time, she destroyed our instruments and laughed cruelly at us. Mazzy wanted to punch her in the face and rip her hair off, but Sam and I had to restrain her.
Sam S. Loud: Yeah, what a bitch.
Eli: She is Pure Evil!
Leni: Yeah, but what Amy did totes destroyed your reputation, Emily. No one wanted to hang out with you. That was, until Lincoln decided to hang with you, and once that happened, you now had a friend in your life. But, Lori wanted to separate you and Lincoln, but you weren't having it.
Luna: Oh yeah, I remember that one all too well. You slugged Lori, and pile drove her into a wall, and you explained to Mom and Pops that Lori tried to separate her and Lincoln, because she knew that she was the younger sister of that nightmare, Amy McKale. But, they saw Emily was not like her, she was tortured and tormented by Amy McKale, and they gave Lori a warning: she ever did that again, she could say goodbye to her phone, driving privileges, and babysitting jobs for good.
Me and Nico: Whoa.
Rita: Yeah, we were very serious about that one, boys. Plus, when Lincoln told me that she'd been taking self-defense classes, I was impressed.
Lynn Sr.: Same here, honey.
Lori: I regretted trying to separate you and Lincoln, because I feared you were just as bad as Amy. But, I saw that you and your parents were clearly and cruelly tortured and tormented by that bitch.
Lincoln: In the end, you apologized to her, and you swore that you wouldn't do that ever again. But, if that demon, Amy, breaks out of prison to get her revenge, she's going to get clobbered by all of us.
Nico: That's right, Lincoln. (To Emily McKale) Don't worry, Emily. We'll make sure that Amy won't lay a single hand on you.
Me: That's right! As far as I can tell that monster is not your sister. She is the Devil in human skin and she needs to go back to Hell where she belongs.
Lincoln: And we should also get your parents here, as well, and put them under our protection. If Amy breaks out of prison, she'll come after them first, then, she'll come after you.
Emily McKale: Thanks, Lincoln.
Lori: And I couldn't forget the day she put a hornet's nest in my locker. I ran to the nurse's office, and as soon as they saw the hornet's nest, animal control was called, and the nest was taken out, and I heard Amy's cruel laughter. I wanted to turn her into an inside out human sausage for what she did, but I couldn't, she was indeed very violent, and if pushed too far, she's capable of murdering anyone who crosses her.
Me: Amy is a monster! She needs to be put down like a mad dog. She is clearly a menacing monster that wants nothing more than to see the entire planet burn.
Nico: I agree there J.D. Amy McKale is pure evil incarnate.
Laney: She was diagnosed with uncontrollable anger.
Me: Amy is what I call a sister from Hell. She's like Icky Vicky.
Sammy put her hand on Emily's shoulder.
Sammy (TD): Emily I know just how you feel. My so-called sister is named Amy too and me and her were twins. Amy made my life a living nightmare as well. She was an absolute nightmare.
Sammy told her everything Amy did and she was shocked!
Emily McKale: That's horrible Sammy. I'm sorry you went through all that.
Sammy: It's all right. But I also dyed my hair blue to avoid being confused with Amy. Amy was pure evil just like Amy McKale.
Nico: Wow that is terrible.
Me: But Amy McKale is 1,000 times worse and she needs to be put down like a mad dog.
Lana: Yeah she is a monster!
Lola: YEAH!
We decided to put Emily and her parents under our protection, and we also had to check the police records to see if Amy hasn't checked out or broken out, because if she does, we'll be ready for her, and she'll be facing our wrath for everything she's done to her little sister and her parents.
Next it was time for Rice's final ambassador mission.
Nico: Rice, we need to update who goes with you this time.
Rice: Oh right. Hmm. How about Eli, Nicole Hernandez and Lori comes with me?'
Nico: That works perfectly.
Eli: Awesome. But it still is shocking that Lincoln and his entire class had to put up with the horrible evils of Amy the Ruthless.
Nico: I know that was shocking.
Lincoln: It sure was.
Laney: Yeah.
Rice: Anyway I think we're all set.
Nicole Hernandez: Yep we're ready.
Rice opened the portal and they were off.
They arrived and Marty and friends saw them.
Marty: Rice!
Rice: Hey guys.
Ally: Awesome you're here.
Rice: Guys, these are two more of my friends.
Nicole Hernandez: My name is Nicole Hernandez and I'm one of the 3 Gene-Slammers for the 3 Sacred Beasts. I was slammed with Raviel, Lord of Phantasms.
Lori: And I'm Lori Loud, the Eldest of the Loud Siblings.
Marty: Awesome to meet you.
Ally: Wow Nicole your hair is really pretty.
Nicole Hernandez: Thanks Ally.
Eli: Who is our next target?
Marty: We're going after Khan next.
Lori: What can you tell us about him?
Marty: He has honor but he is a skilled fighter.
He told us about him.
Khan is second-in-command only to the General himself, following him out of honor. During the Robot War he was unstoppable, taking out an entire Federation battalion alone. He acts as a leader to the General's forces after his defeat until he is rebuilt, with Khan horrified of his leader's new outlook. He mainly battles using his fighting skills and brute strength, but is also capable of creating winds from his hand that either pull or push his enemies, and can fire a set of rockets from his shoulder armor. Sometimes he'll arm himself with a personal convoy of heavy infantry missile packs worn on both arms to fight colossal threats such as the Giganator.
When he was done they were shocked.
Lori: He literally does have a sense of honor.
Nicole Hernandez: Wicked.
Rice: Guys, before we go after Khan, how about I show you all my Razorfist transformation?
Marty: Awesome!
Rice: Here we go.
Rice concentrated and then her eyes turned yellow and then her skin grew muscular and then turned red and her clothes ripped as she grew and turned into a big crab creature and she turned into RAZORFIST!
Nicole Hernandez: Whoa! That is awesome!
Eli: Yeah it is!
Razorfist: What do you think?
Marty: That is so awesome!
Lori: It sure is.
Marty: Rice, while we're looking for Khan, can you tell me your favorite parts of your Razorfist transformation and your reversion to human?
Razorfist: Sure thing. I gain my assets back as well as my red hair.
Nicole Hernandez: It sure is awesome to see. I also have the ability to sprout Raviel's wings and use his powers of darkness.
Ally: Wow! That is awesome!
Lori: It literally is.
They later saw Khan!
Khan: Eon Kid. It really is a pleasure to see you again. Though I wish the circumstances were different.
Eon Kid: What do you mean?
Suddenly, a Shadow Mega Salamence landed and growled at Razorfist, seeing her as the bigger threat.
Razorfist: BRING IT ON!
Nicole then flew at kicked Khan in the face and knocked him down!
Nicole Hernandez: You have a lot of nerve picking on a kid that is years younger than you.
Khan: And who are you?
Nicole Hernandez: My name is Nicole Hernandez, Gene-Slammer of Raviel, Lord of Phantasms and I am NIGHTMARES PERSONIFIED!
Khan: You have a strong kick. Lets see how you like this.
Khan summoned an army of Centaurs!
Nicole Hernandez: You aren't the only one with an army!
Nicole used her darkness powers to summon a massive army of darkness wisps and she sent them at the Centaurs and they went right through all the robots and blew them into a million pieces!
The Shadow Mega Salamence fired a Hyper Beam at Razorfist.
Eli then used the Force and held the blast back and then he redirected the blast and it hit the Shadow Mega Salamence and Nicole then fired a beam of energy and it hit the Shadow Mega Salamence and expelled the darkness from it and purified it and she sent the darkness into the Warp.
Eli: If big bro can have a Salamence then I can too.
Eli threw a Pokeball and caught the Mega Salamence.
Nicole Hernandez then went up to Khan and she held out her hand.
Nicole Hernandez: You need a much better work style than working for the General.
Khan took her hand and got up.
Khan: Why did you help me there?
Nicole Hernandez: Because you have a sense of honor and you are perfect for being part of our frenemies in the Masters of Evil in the time we came from.
Razorfist: That's right. You would make a great addition to them.
Khan would gladly accept.
Razorfist: Well it's time for me to revert back.
Nicole Hernandez: I didn't bring a spare set of clothes with me.
Lori: I didn't either. I have a robe with me and you can use that.
Razorfist: Thanks guys.
Eli: You better cover your eyes though guys.
Khan: Oh I get it.
Marty: Yeah.
They covered their eyes and Razorfist concentrated again and she reverted back and she regained her skin, her red hair and eyes and then regained her assets and then her hands, legs and all that and she was in her birthday suit and Lori gave her a robe for her to use.
Rice: Ahh. Thanks Lori.
Marty: Rice, you're going to think this is weird. But the past few days that I've spent you made me see you as a big sister.
Rice: You really think that? I'm so honored Marty.
Marty and Rice then hugged and it was awesome.
Nicole Hernandez: This must happen on a lot of Ambassador Missions we have huh?
Lori: It literally does Nicole and it's awesome.
Eli: That's right.
They later went back And told us about it and it was awesome.
Nico: Wow so Khan is now in the M.O.E. That is awesome.
May: Kendra's ambassador missions are up next.
Nico: Yep and Kendra you are going to like where you'll go.
Kendra: Ooh I have a feeling its gonna be awesome.
Nico: Yep. You'll see when you get there.
Nicole Hernandez: I can't wait to see where she'll go though.
Nico: Oh she will love it. It's a world that many of us grew up on for a long time.
We later got ready. We were going to set up everything for a 20 Days of Darkness Anniversary Party.
Nico: Okay, Buzz. As you know, we're going to prepare for the anniversary of the 20 Days of Darkness. It's January 23rd and one year ago in 2021 on this day, the 20 most terrible days happened to us. So While we're gone for the weekend, can we trust you, Poromon, and Poliwag not to let any harm come to the Estate?
Buzz: You can count on us Nico!
Poliwag: Yeah we won't let anything happen!
Poromon: You got it!
But little do we know that Buzz had his fingers crossed behind his back.
We left.
Poromon: Buzz, what are you doing?
Buzz: What does it look like? I'm inviting all of my friends outside of the team over for a party.
Poliwag: Without Nico and your mom's permission?!
Buzz: Oh, lighten up, will you? What they don't know won't hurt them.
Poromon: ALL RIGHT LETS PARTY!
Pinkie Pie then appeared!
Pinkie Pie: Did someone say party!?
Buzz: Pinkie I thought you went with everyone.
Pinkie Pie: Whenever there's a party I know.
Buzz: Can you not tell anyone about this party?
Pinkie Pie: Cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye.
The guests came.
Poliwag: (to Dave, Kurt, and Luis) Thanks for coming, guys!
Kurt: (Russian Accent) No problem comrades.
Dave: Lets get this party started!
The party was going and The phone started ringing.
Buzz: (sees someone about to answer phone) You, don't touch that phone! Music off! (music stops) EVERYBODY FREEZE! Freeze. lf anyone makes a sound, the party is over and l am a dead man. So... Shh!
Buzz managed to get to the phone and answered it.
Buzz: (cautiously) Hello?
Kate: Buzz, it's Mom. ls everything okay? It took a long time for you to answer.
Buzz: Yeah, everything's fine. l was just watching TV with Pinkie, Poromon, and Poliwag. Pinkie decided to watch the house with us.
Poromon: (answers the phone as well) It's true, Kate. Everything's fine.
Kate: Ok, Poromon. (to Buzz) l just wanted to check in and say l love you. I'm really proud of you being responsible near the anniversary of this dark moment.
Buzz: Thanks, Mom. I love you too.
Kate: Me too. Bye.
They hung up.
SUCKER!
Poromon: That was close.
It was morning the next day and all the guests, including Luis, Kurt, and Dave, went home. Poromon, Pinkie, Buzz, and Poliwag were asleep. And then, the phone was ringing.
Answering machine: Hi, this is Lincoln Loud. I'm currently off kicking bad guy ass right now. Leave a message!
Nico: Hey, guys. It's Nico. We actually got done preparing for the anniversary. So, we'll be home in an hour. See you then!
The four of them woke up.
Buzz: HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!
Poliwag: (giggles) You're in so much trouble!
Buzz: Me?! You 3 lied to Mom and Nico just as much as I did. When they and everyone else get home, they're gonna kill all 4 of us!
Pinkie Pie: He's got a point!
Poromon: You do the living room, we'll start the kitchen. Go!
They got to work cleaning up everything! They cleaned up everything with the speed of lightning and then they found a door painted with the phrase "Buzz Rules" on it.
Poliwag: Oh, Fuck!
Poromon: Maybe we can paint over it!
Buzz: You want me to make paint in an hour?!
Pinkie Pie: I've got a better idea!
Pinkie took the door off and went and got the door from the basement and put that in place of the door that was painted on and then put the painted door downstairs in the basement.
Buzz, Pinkie, Poromon, and Poliwag sat on the couches. It looked like they made it just in time. However, Poromon looked at the door and saw one error.
Poromon: Buzz! The bathroom door! The door doesn't have a lock on it.
Poliwag: That's right! The other door had a lock on it and this doesn't.
Pinkie Pie: We're dead. And if they find out. . .
Buzz: Shh! They're coming in right now!
Poliwag: Act natural.
They did so.
We came in and we saw the lights off.
Nico: What the?
Buzz: [stammering] Welcome back guys.
Poromon: Everything is just how you left it.
Poliwag: Yeah.
Pinkie Pie: Yeah, you don't have to look around. We already did that for you. [lights turn on; they are grinning suspiciously]
Nico: You both look like you got a dirty little secret. Ha! I'm kidding.
Me: Good job guys.
Nico: Yep.
Me: (to Buzz) So, who came over this weekend?
Buzz: (Laughing nervously) What? Nobody. You said nobody, J.D. No means no, right?
Me: That's right. (pats Buzz's shoulder) Good boy.
Nico: (to Poromon, Poliwag, and Pinkie Pie) So, you guys just hung out? Had a good time together, huh?
Buzz: Yeah, actually. You know, l never thought l'd admit this, but we had a pretty good time together.
Kate: (smiles) Really?
Poliwag: Yeah. Surprised us, too.
Eli: (he and me get suspicious) Oh, really?
Nico: C'mon, you two. I think all the stress from missions is making you guys paranoid. It's obvious the 4 of them took good care of the Estate.
Kate: (to Buzz) Buzz, nothing makes me happier than to see you bond with the rest of the team.
Me: That's true.
Buzz: Yeah it was great for us to bond.
Nico: Awesome.
We went to our rooms to prepare to head out. But a few minutes later, Poromon, Buzz, Poliwag, and Pinkie Pie heard Keiichiro yell in shock. Kairi Yano came into the room.
Kairi Yano: (eyes narrow at them) You guys got something you want to tell us?
Buzz: No. Why?
Keiichiro came in with Trigger Machine Splash in his hands.
Keiichiro: What was Trigger Machine Splash doing on the thermostat?!
Buzz: I have no idea.
Kairi Yano: No idea. Really?
Keiichiro: (sighs) Look, these are off limits! So, please don't touch these again! They aren't toys! They're important collectibles.
Keiichiro walked out of the room with Kairi Yano following him.
Buzz: (to Pinkie, Poromon, and Poliwag) We have to keep the others away from the bathroom!
Pinkie Pie: For the next 10 years?!
Buzz: Listen to me. No matter what they ask you guys, no matter how hard they push, deny, deny, deny. Even if they figure it out, never ever admit to anything. Deny, deny, deny. Got it?
Poromon: Got it.
Poliwag: Deny, deny, deny.
They agreed.
Oh boy.
Later it was time to get ready for the party.
Maria: Well, Nico. Today's the day.
Nico: Yep it sure is the day. And we have it set up at the park.
Me: Yep. That's what I wanted to show you all today.
Eli: What is it?
Me: You'll see when we get there. It's gonna be a big barbecue and a huge commemoration of this awful event. I have all the Masters of Evil with us too.
Nico: Awesome.
We later went to the park and we were having a great time.
William: So, Nico. Which Gene Slammer do you think you'll meet on your next rescue?
Nico: I'm hoping to meet a Lepidopterran Gene-Slammer next.
Ben: Want to do a Stinkfly Gene-Slammer next. Interesting.
Lana: Cool! It'll be awesome to see one of those.
Nico: It sure would.
Poromon, Poliwag, and Pinkie were talking to Kurt, Dave, and Luis about the party. Luckily, none of us could hear them.
Kurt: Seems to me like, "Lie, lie, lie."
Dave: Kinda of wish you hadn't told us.
Pinkie Pie: I know it's wrong. But the 3 of us actually bonded with Buzz during the party.
Poliwag: If we spill the beans, that bond is broken.
Luis: You know the others are gonna find out about the door eventually, right?
Poromon: Relax. They're just thinking the stress from all the missions is getting to them.
Kurt: Ah. That's true.
Nico: I just want to say that the 20 Days of Darkness was because of me. I was the one who didn't avoid Xemnas' blast in time. And because of that, I was powerless to stop the Digimon Emperor from using my body to cause all that bad stuff. So, if you guys want to let out your anger towards me because of that, go ahead. I won't stop you.
Me: Nico you know that happened in the past. The best thing we can do is learn from the past and make sure it doesn't happen again.
Myotismon: I agree there Nico. You did so much good and awesome deeds during that time.
Timmy: Yeah you stopped those dimbulb freaks Betty and Garry at Happy Bobs Learn-a-Torium.
Me: Yeah those clods are brainless morons.
Lord Drakkon: Not only that but Zarya did a great job leading in J.D.'s place.
Zarya: That's true I did.
Knightbrace: You got that right. That was awesome.
Lana: And lets not forget that Apple Bloom ascended.
Vexen: Boy she sure did and she became the Princess of Cutie Marks too.
Apple Bloom: It sure is amazing.
Agnes: I guess the first thing that asshole did was force Nico to pose as J.D. and beat me up.
Nico: Yeah.
Me: I admit I was all right with that because I was still upset about what you did to your son Agnes.
Agnes: Yeah and to tell you the truth I actually deserved that beating.
All of us: Huh?
Agnes: I was an absolute nightmare to Seymour and have caused him so much pain and suffering when in actuality I should have been respecting him for his deeds he did for the country.
Me: At least you came to recognize that now.
Skinner: I'm happy you think so now mother.
Laney: That's good you want to recognize your son's deeds Mrs. Skinner.
Agnes: It sure is.
Bane: (Spanish Accent) We're happy for you senora.
Dana: We sure are.
King Stefan: (Scottish Accent) The second thing the Digimon Emperor did was force Nico to attack me. I should've known something was wrong when it was way too early.
Nico: Yeah.
Me: It wasn't your fault your majesty. Believe it or not we actually were warned all this was coming.
Eli: That's true. Clix warned us and we should have spread the word to all of you. But Fate had different plans.
Baron Mordo: It's true. Eon interfered and erased all those memories we were told.
Me: But I got them back for you. Eon didn't erase mine or Eli's memories of it because our powers were too strong.
Eli: That's true.
Nico: But it still happened.
Me: Yeah.
Stewie: The third thing the asshole did was try to force Nico to throw Mockridge out the window. And after that, he was loopy from those bad mushrooms!
Me: Yeah I don't know what Nico was thinking using Magic Mushrooms for that. But that was clever even though it was dangerous.
Nico: Yeah that was stupid to tell you the truth.
Brian: Yeah Magic Mushrooms are really dangerous Nico. I was on them once during a hurricane because I thought they were cool and they made me see all kinds of crazy things and it was horrible. I once cut off my own ear.
Nico: I remember that!
Erika: Ouch!
Lola: Yeah that was crazy!
Firefly: Boy you're not kidding there.
Layla Williams: That was nuts.
Marluxia: Boy it sure was.
Burgundy: After that, the Digimon Emperor tried to have Nico kill me! Although, Maria and May did breathe fire onto me after that.
Maria: Sorry. We were having a hot food eating contest.
May: Yeah that was crazy.
New Wave: That would have been awesome to see though.
Loki: It sure would have been.
Ash: That was cool though.
See-more: That sure was.
Nico: Before Twilight got the Digimon Emperor out of me, he did wish for Norm to free the Sullen 6. I was locked in my room in a state of depression for a few days after that.
Me: All because Oogie Boogie opened his big ugly bug filled mouth.
Eli: That rotten sack of parasitic ugliness!
Twilight Sparkle: Yeah what a sack of hot air!
Kaos: He deserved to be destroyed.
Me: But that's also the day where I found the Children of The Night thanks to a Dream that I had on the 1st Full Moon of the Year.
Varie: That was really cool.
Celica: It sure was amazing.
Princess Celestia: That was amazing that J.D.'s dreams were showing him amazing events that happened in the past and helping us out in the future.
Me: It sure is. Those dreams I've been having have been really helpful.
Flim: Next thing the Digimon Emperor did was try to blow me and Flam up.
Flam: And Rarity along with us.
Eddy: Yeah that was nuts!
Dark Spicer: You're not kidding.
Rarity: But thank goodness I didn't get blown up.
Me: Yeah. I got that bomb off Rarity and threw it far.
Duff Killigan: (Scottish Accent) That's good you did lad.
Me: Yeah.
Nico: As stated before, the next thing the Digimon Emperor did was beat up Betty and Garry as well as those South Park kids. That reminds me. I should expect an attempted lawsuit from them any day now.
William: Don't worry. They're in for a surprise when they attempt to do that.
Me: Yeah we found out that Betty and Garry were beyond stupid and were classified as stupid and mentally retarded. Also we found out that they were escaped insane asylum patients that were on the run for years because they were brainless idiots. Worse than Billy.
Billy was picking his nose and eating his boogers like a stupid brainless moron.
Nico: Oh. That makes sense.
Marge: Next, the Digimon Emperor managed to set me on you guys. At least it's better then a portrait.
Nico: I know.
Me: I'm still pretty steamed at you for what you did when you stabbed Nico.
Miranda Rodriguez: YOU DID WHAT!?
Erica: Miranda calm down. I punched Marge in the face and she had a swollen black eye for a while. She had it coming.
Miranda Rodriguez: Oh. Sorry.
Me: When Nico's friends heard about that they were mondo pissed off.
Nico: Yep.
Eli: Yeah.
Rotwood: Next, the Digimon Emperor had to the nerve to read Spongebob's diary!
Squidward: And then, he tried to make the 4 of us the patsies!
Me: Reading someones diary is one of the lowest things anyone can even do. Even for a brainwashed tyrant like him.
Laney: Yeah no kidding.
Eli: I don't know how that monster was able to get SpongeBob's diary but I think SpongeBob needs to keep a better eye on his stuff.
SpongeBob: I agree.
Fluttershy: Then, the Digimon Emperor almost executed Iron Will on live television. Not even he deserves that fate!
Carmen Dillo: Boy no he sure doesn't.
Me: But at least he was tough and strong.
Nico: He sure was.
William: The last thing he did was try to kill Seifer and his gang. They might be jerks but saving them was the right thing to do.
Nico: Absolutely.
Maria: Yeah I didn't like them that much but they didn't deserve it.
Roxas: No kidding. I didn't like Seifer and his cronies but they didn't deserve that.
Me: Yeah.
May: After the Digimon Emperor was dealt with, we had to deal with the Sullen 6. They tried to get the people of Earth to banish us from the planet. And they even kidnapped me!
Stewie: What did they do to you in there?
May: They just tied me up.
Me: But we faked our deaths.
Nico: We sure did.
William: They also hired the Piraka Gang and the Barraki to kill us. You guys might think I'm crazy for suggesting this but maybe we can have them as future Masters of Evil members.
Maria: That's actually not a bad idea.
Nico: That is a good idea.
Me: I would be against that but I agree.
May: The Sullen 6 tried to have Mr. Wertz shut us down.
Kevin Reynolds: Dude's going in the Insane Asylum next time we run into him!
Me: He's already in the nuthouse. We made sure to send him there. We had him sent to the Saturn nuthouse.
Kevin Reynolds: Oh.
Firebrand: Yeah.
Mandarin: The Sullen 6 finally met their end along with my Dark Side.
Cole Evans: Me and my team played a huge part in that.
Me: You all sure did.
Nico: Lots of things good and bad happened to us during the 20 Days of Darkness. Most of them were bad.
Me: Yeah. But the worst part was what we found out if we actually stopped the 20 Days of Darkness from Happening.
Nico: Yeah that was nuts.
Eli: It sure was.
Live Action Ironhide: Well, I'm glad those days are behind you now. But on my world? Something similar is still occuring there.
Barricade: Sure, the humans of that world have begun to repair friendly relations with the Autobots. But with jerks like Galloway still active, what's to stop the betrayal from happening again?
Me: We'll make sure that doesn't happen again. Like I said we can learn from the past to make sure it doesn't happen again. We're not going to let history repeat itself.
Nico: That's right.
Me: Yep.
Nico: Remind me to revive the Frenzy and Scorponok from your world in the future.
Me: Noted. And now for the moment you've all been wanting to see.
I went over to a tarp.
Me: Watch this.
I pulled off the Tarp and it revealed a statue of us trouncing the 20 most Evil and most Dangerous enemies we've ever faced during the 20 Days of Darkness. And Nico was standing in the middle with the severed head of the Digimon Emperor skewered through a spear in his hand, Luan had the Severed Head of Evil Roxas for January 23rd, Lincoln had the severed head of Evil Larxene for January 24th, Laney had the Severed head of Evil Marluxia for January 25th, Lily had Evil Luxord locked in a DISK for January 26th, Luna Loud had Evil Demyx for January 27th, Lola had Axel with the symbol of the M.O.E. now on his jacket on January 28th, Lisa Loud had Evil Saix's head on January 29th, Lucy Loud had Evil Zexion's head for January 30th, Lynn had Lexaeus join the M.O.E. on January 31st, Lana had the head of Evil Vexen for February 1st, Lori Loud had Evil Xaldin's head for February 2nd, Leni had Xaldin join the M.O.E. on February 3rd and I was holding Xemnas' head on February 4th, Then under our feet from February 5th thru 11th we had the 6 severed heads of Crocker, Plasmius, Burns, Plankton, Goobot and Jock.
Nico: WHOA! What a statue!
Me: Yep. But read this here.
Nico saw a plaque on the statue.
Nico: "On January 23rd Thru February 11th, 2021 Team Loud Phoenix Storm was attacked by the ruthless atrocities of the Digimon Emperor, Organization XIII and The Sullen Six and managed to conquer all in times of great despair and sadness afflicted by the horrible savages that posed a tremendous threat to the entire planet." Wow! That is an awesome Statue!
Me: Yep. Me, Laney and Chip Cutter made it.
Nico: Wow that is awesome!
Eli: That is so awesome. It sure is cool.
Laney: Yep.
We had a great anniversary and recap of the 20 most awful days we've had in our history. And also we had a great birthday party for Lilly Crystal and Cloud Star, Flurry Heart's little sisters.
THE END
Another awesome fanfic done.
This whole chapter was a recap of the most insidious saga we did last year from January 23rd to February 11th, 2021 and it was terrible that al that happened to us. From chapters 1305 to 1325 we went through the 20 most darkest days in our time. It was an awesome and epic saga though. The first part was for the Sky Pirates from Ninjago with a Storm Hawks World twist. The second part was for the episode Flight of Fancy from Sly Cooper 3: Honor Among Thieves and that was so awesome! The flashback in this chapter was for a story I saw on YouTube for a channel called My Story Animated and that was a wicked story in that one. NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Etstheclarencefan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys. Nico's next rescue is gonna be an awesome treasure hunt with Jessica Shannon, Rainbow Dash, Nicole Knudson and Daring Do and they are gonna go through the jungles of Venezuela and search for a mysterious and powerful Aztec sword. They are also going to me a Lepidopterran Gene-Slammer named Penelope "Stinky" Florington and she is called Stinky because she has a liver condition that causes her to smell horrible like rotten fish. She can't help it. They are also going to face Irina Spalko from Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of The Crystal Skull. Lincoln's rescue is ALSO going to be an amazing treasure hunt and he and his group are going to meet an Elemental HERO Grand Neos Gene-Slammer. Get ready for an extremely explosive and brutally painful battle as we go into the simulator for an all out war on the Kanker Sisters after what happened with the events of the Ed Edd N Eddy episode Run For Your Ed. This time it's personal!
See you all tomorrow
