In California, Nico and Lisa were walking down the street.
Nico: Thanks for coming with me, Lisa. Even though you don't really agree with my leadership methods.
Lisa Loud: Oh peshaw Nico it is always my pleasure to help out someone that I consider part of the family. And there have been no questionable remarks from me whatsoever concerning your leadership.
Nico: Thanks Lisa. Looks like the trouble seems to be at the Szalinski house. I think he might be having problems with his shrink ray.
Lisa Loud: That is a very logical assumption.
They went over and went into the house.
Nico: Hello?
Lisa Loud: Is there anyone at this location?
Wayne Szalinski came.
Wayne: Nico, Lisa it's great to see you again.
Nico: You too Wayne. Uh oh. Where are Nick and Amy?
Wayne Szalinski: That's just it. I was looking for them. They are in the backyard. Look.
He showed them his thinking couch and it was shrunk down to the size of a small figure.
Nico: Whoa that is tiny.
Lisa Loud: It appears to be half an inch long or 1 centimeter in length.
Nico: We have 2 options. Either we watch where we step. Or we shrink down to normal size as well.
Lisa Loud: Since some of us went down to tiny size before when we were with Wayne the last time we'll go with the latter option.
Nico: Watch out step it is. At a quarter of an inch tall we easily crush someone. But I have a feeling I know where they are.
Lisa Loud: As do I. I can find them easily with my infrared vision.
Lisa took off her glasses.
Nico: But Lisa you can't see anything without your glasses.
Lisa Loud: Don't worry Nico. Look.
She showed that the lenses in her glasses are gone.
Nico: The lenses in your glasses are gone. Then that must mean?
Lisa Loud: That is correct. J.D. gave me corrective laser surgery and he fixed my vision to perfect and crystal clear levels.
Nico: That is cool.
Wayne Szalinski: What do you plan to do?
Lisa Loud: Watch.
Lisa went over to the back patio step and turned on her infrared vision. Her eyes glowed red as it was activated and she saw everything like a thermal imaging camera.
Nico: But you should keep the glasses. They're iconic.
Lisa Loud: I do.
Nico: Okay.
Lisa looked around and like a Shrieker from Tremors 7 she was looking around the yard. Her infrared vision was able to penetrate through the grass and search for heat signals.
Lisa Loud: Lets see. (Sees something) There! Nick, Amy and the two Thompson brothers are inside that discarded lego block 10 meters south.
Nico: Okay. I see it.
Nico stepped very carefully and then he got to it. And then he picked it up.
The kids screamed.
Nico: (Whispers) Shh. Guys it's me Nico.
Nico used his ultrasonic hearing to understand what they were saying.
Nick Szalinski: (Tiny Voice) How did you find us Nico?
Nico: I was able to find you all thanks to Lisa using her infrared vision. She helped me find you .
Amy Szalinski: (Tiny Voice) Dad's machine works but he trashed it.
Nico: I heard. That's why we're going to fix it. How did he trash it again?
Ron Thompson: (Tiny Voice) He had a sleepwalking episode.
Nico: Must be because of stress or something.
Russ Thompson: (Tiny Voice) Yeah that could be it.
Nico: Lets get you all up to the attic and then get you back to normal size.
Nick Szalinski: Don't drop us!
Nico: Don't worry. We won't hurt you.
He was very careful and they went up to the attic and Nico put the block with them in it on a table.
Nico: Okay now we got to get the machine fixed.
Lisa Loud: Leave that to me.
?: Let me be of some assistance as well.
They saw a Galvan but it had blue eyes.
Nico: A Galvan.
Lisa Loud: Praise be true. What is one doing here?
Galvan: (In a girls voice) Perhaps I can be of some assistance to the repairing of this molecular shrink ray.
Nico: That voice. Only one person I know can use extremely complex stuff like that next to Lisa. Leanne Nikos?
Galvan: Nicolas. It's great to see you again my friend.
Nico: It really is a good thing you're a Galvan with how small Nick and the others are.
Galvan: That is true.
Lisa Loud: How do you know Leanne if I may be so kind as to ask?
Nico: She and I went to Math Class together. But let me tell you Lisa, Leanne is one smart girl. She is as smart as 20 of you. She was born with an incredibly high IQ of 412 which was incredibly intelligent for someone like her. She can solve even the most complex of math equations with no problem at all. Feynman's Grand Unified Theory of Everything: U = 0. My head smokes and sparks every time I hear how complicated that is.
Galvan: That was a relatively easy and simple mathematical equation.
Nico: It sure is.
Lisa Loud: But I am most impressed with how you were able to solve one of the most amazing and most complex equations ever.
Galvan: Much appreciated.
Lisa Loud: What exactly is your favorite memory of Nico?
Galvan: That is a really amazing and interesting one. Back when we were growing up I was a relatively smart girl for someone so advanced. I graduated Elementary School when I was 3, middle school when I was 4 and then I moved up to High School when I was 5. My intelligence proved to be amazing and Nico was a really gifted individual for someone with an amazing heart. I was his math partner.
Nico: Math isn't really my strongsuit.
Galvan: Indeed. I helped him out all the time. But the biggest memory that I have with Nico was helping him in science class. I helped him make instant fast food meals that you make in a special microwave that he and I created. We made all kinds of unique foods with it.
Nico: That was really amazing. It was like something we made out of Back To The Future.
Galvan: That was very momentous.
Lisa Loud: Very impressive.
Nico: Yep. First lets fix the machine.
They got to work and fixed it up good as new and then Nico saw a baseball on the floor.
Nico: Wayne I think I found the problem for your shrink ray. It was the heat from the red laser that was causing all the stuff to blow up from it.
Wayne Szalinski: I got it. The ball came through the window and activated the machine and got in the path of the laser.
Nico: Yep. We helped with that the first time.
Wayne Szalinski: I must've forgotten.
Nico: No worries. Okay.
Nico went over to the block and put Nick, Amy, Russ and Ron on the floor.
Nico: Okay. Time to unshrink you guys.
Wayne Szalinski: Here we go.
Lisa Loud: We're ready.
The machine was locked on.
Wayne Szalinski: Ready.
Nico: Fire.
ZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP!
It fired and the kids were reverted back to their normal size!
Lisa Loud: A most astounding success!
Nico: Thank goodness you all are all right.
Nick Szalinski: Thanks to you Nico.
Amy Szalinski: That's two we owe you for.
Nico: I know. Also in case you're wondering why J.D. isn't here it's because I have been promoted to full time leader. He's back at the estate.
Russ Thompson: You guys have been busy the last time we saw you.
Ron Thompson: Yeah no kidding.
Nico: Yeah. Things have been really busy the last 3 and a half to 4 years. Sorry your fishing trip was cancelled.
Ron Thompson: I know.
Nico: And now to revert Leanne back. But guys the boys better cover their eyes.
Ron Thompson: I think I know what you mean.
Russ Thompson: Me too.
Nick Szalinski: I get it.
They did so and Nico put on his blind man glasses and snapped his fingers and then Leanne reverted back and she was in her birthday suit and Nico gave her new clothes and an awesome new White Lab Coat and she put them on and looked amazing.
Leanne: These clothes are most amazing Nico.
Nico: Our fashion brigade made them.
Nico and Leanne hugged.
Leanne: I missed you Math Partner.
Nico: Me too.
They later went back home.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln, Me, Nico, Eli, Nicole, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lincoln's harem, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, Princess Celestia and the Light Skylanders, Crash Bandicoot, Sima Shi, Sima Zhao, Sun Jian, Guo Jia, Zhang Bao, Guan Xing, and Levi Loud were heading to the Light Sensei Realm in the Skylands, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the nine girls there, but we got word that Dark Luan is there, and she's causing havoc with her insane pranks again.
And with us were the three leaders of The Three Kingdoms, Liu Bei, the leader of the Kingdom of Shu, who's in his Dynasty Warriors 7 appearance and wielding his Exquisite Swords twin swords from Dynasty Warriors 7, Cao Cao, the leader of the Kingdom of Wei, who's in his Dynasty Warriors 7 appearance and wielding his Sword of Heaven sword from Dynasty Warriors 7, and Sun Quan, the youngest son of Sun Jian and youngest brother of Sun Ce and Sun Shang Xiang, the leader of the Kingdom of Wu, who's in his Dynasty Warriors 7 appearance and wielding his Sword of Judgment sword from Dynasty Warriors 7.
We headed for the Three Kingdoms after Nico came back, and we'd helped out those who were badly injured by Dark Luan's pranks, and we also saw all of the lands of Wei, Wu, and Shu, and they were amazing. It was also from there that we met the leaders of The Three Kingdoms, Liu Bei, Cao Cao, and Sun Quan, and they told us everything that happened with Dark Luan, and we swore we weren't going to let her get away with this.
Lincoln: Wow, we're in the Sensei Light Realm in the Skylands, and I think I know what we're going to do here, not only am I Lincoln going to rescue the nine girls there, but we're going to deal with Dark Luan for good, and we got word she's causing havoc there.
Nico: That's right, Lincoln. We knew that this battle was coming, and this time, we're not going to let that psychotic prankster get away with her Prankapocalypses ever again.
Laney: She's caused so much pain and suffering to us and everyone in Michigan with her crazy pranks for the last time, this will be the last time we deal with her.
Luan: That's right, and thank goodness you had your anti-April Fools contingency plans with you, Laney.
Lincoln: Especially since we're dealing with Dark Luan again. (To Cao Cao, Liu Bei, and Sun Quan) And it's a pleasure to meet you, Master Liu Bei, and Master Sun Quan, Master Cao Cao.
Cao Cao: It's an honor to meet you too, Lincoln.
Sun Quan: We also want to thank you and the team for helping us after Dark Luan caused havoc in our kingdoms.
Liu Bei: Indeed, and I can guess that because of your dealings with her, you've seen this all before?
Lori: That's correct, Master Liu Bei. We've had to deal with her Prankapocalypses for so many years, and she's a dangerous pranking demon, who forces Luan to do those sorts of nasty pranks. But, this was due to her getting bullied, and not telling us about it, and it also led to paranoia for her, and that led to Dark Luan being born.
Luna: But, in the end, Luan got her powers and Dark Luan was forced out of her, and we threw her in prison on the Moon, but that would be a big mistake, because last year, she escaped and she wanted revenge. But, we beat her again, and we had her put in a crystal prison. But, thanks to Evil Lynn, she along with Dark Lori, Dark Lynn, Dark Lola, and Dark Chandler escaped, and they went on a rampage in your lands.
TLPS Mr. Wolf: But, we're almost done: we have to take down Dark Luan, but we also have to disable her traps, since you and your family told us of what kind of person Dark Luan is, Lincoln.
Princess Celestia: I may love a good prank, but those kinds of pranks that can lead to serious injury are those I can't stand.
Lincoln: That's right, Princess Celestia, Dark Luan's a prank demon who harms innocent people with her pranks, and all for a laugh, and has no regards for anyone's life.
?: HELP!
Suddenly, Lincoln heard the sound of nine girls calling out for help. With his deep sapphire blue cyborg eyes and superhuman sight, along with sensing energy signals, he saw and heard where the call for help was coming from. He saw the nine girls, but they've been tied up by Dark Luan, and they're hanging over a large bucket of water filled with electric eels, and he also saw that Dark Luan has littered the place with bear traps, spring-loaded punching gloves, exploding bags of flour, rabid raccoons ready to attack, flamethrowers, and many other harmful pranks.
Lincoln: Guys, I found the nine girls, but they've been tied up by Dark Luan, and they're hanging over a large bucket of water filled with electric eels, and I also saw Dark Luan has littered the place with bear traps, spring-loaded punching gloves, exploding bags of flour, rabid raccoons ready to attack, flamethrowers, and many other harmful pranks.
Nico: Yikes, if we step into that minefield of pranks, we'll get badly injured.
Lincoln: (Smirks) Don't lose hope, Nico. Eli, shall we?
Eli: Let's do it, Lincoln.
Lincoln and Eli used the Force, and they disabled all of the bear traps, spring-loaded punching gloves, exploding bags of flour, caged the rabid raccoons, disabled the flamethrowers, and they'd disabled the many other harmful pranks, We head to the location of the nine girls, and we see Dark Luan chop the rope which had the girls hanging, and they almost fell into the pool with electric eels, as she laughed like a maniac. But, Lincoln grabbed the nine girls and got them down and to safety, and that got Dark Luan really mad.
Dark Luan: Oh, come on! You stupid heroes just have to ruin my pranks again!
Lincoln: You just never learn to take a hint, do you?
Lori: You mediocre, psychopathic comedian, I ought to turn you into a human pretzel for what you almost did!
Lola: Along with all those other nasty pranks you forced Luan to do.
TLPS Mr. Piranha: And I've had it up to hear with you to last an eternity.
Suddenly, TLPS Mr. Piranha's eyes turned neon blue, and he was surrounded by a rainbow energy aura with piranhas and ocean waves, and as he approached Dark Luan, he left rainbow energy, piranhas, and ocean waves with every step.
TLPS Mr. Piranha: Dark Luan, you're nothing but a psychopath who gets a sick thrill out of torturing so many people with your out-of-control pranks, and forcing Luan to do all that to her own family, and all for a laugh, and you know what, Lori's right: you're a mediocre psychopathic comedian who doesn't know a single thing about comedy, and I'm going to enjoy putting a stop to you for good.
Then, TLPS Mr. Piranha was surrounded by a massive vortex of rainbow energy with ocean waves and water surrounding it, there was a piranha swimming around the vortex, and in the vortex is a green phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, TLPS Mr. Piranha emerged, but he was changed forever.
TLPS Mr. Piranha grew to 7'0" in height, he now has abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, he has neon blue eyes and a rainbow energy aura with ocean waves, water, and piranhas surrounding him, he has a piranha with the Water Kanji in its flippers emblazoned on his forehead, he has on a Crystal Necklace of the Buddha with ocean blue crystal links and a piranha with green crystal eyes and the Water Kanji in its flippers for the pendant, he has on large weighted green bands on his massive biceps and thighs and they have silver phoenixes on them, he has eight large green orbs orbiting around his legs, he has on a long white shirt with green phoenix, long black pants with piranhas on them, black leather ankle-high combat boots with piranhas for the buckles, and a long black long-sleeved trenchcoat with ocean waves and piranhas on the coattails and on the back is a piranha with ocean waves surrounding it and a phoenix flying in the skies. TLPS Mr. Piranha has massive green blue angel wings with blue tips on the large green feathers, and he has on a Red Lantern Corps ring on his left ring finger.
TLPS Mr. Piranha has a new large sword in his left hand called Neptune's Sword of The Raging Seas, it's a new large sword with a 6'9" massive, wide, double-edged ocean blue blade with a piranha and water etched on the blade, large piranha heads with ocean blue crystal eyes for the crossguard, large ocean blue gem for the hilt, longer black handle, and four large silver piranha heads with ocean blue gems for the eyes and in the open mouths, TLPS Mr. Piranha of our universe has on his new large cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with green on his wrists, Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large green gem for the belt buckle, Spellbook of The Gods and The Universe on his left hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip. There's a green kanji below the piranha that said, "TLPS Mr. Piranha, Awesome Member and Muscle of The Bad Guys Gang, Dangerous Fighter, Awesome and Hilarious Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Defender of Piranhas and Warrior of the Seas, and Master of Water and Piranhas."
TLPSピラニア氏、悪者ギャングの素晴らしいメンバーと筋肉、危険な戦闘機、チームラウドフェニックスストームの素晴らしい陽気なメンバー、悪の殺し屋、混乱した、殺人的な、冷酷な、そしてサディスティックな野郎、ピラニアの擁護者と海の戦士、そして水とピラニアのマスター
TLPS Mr. Piranha has transformed into SUPER ANGEL INFINITY MAELSTROM OCEAN PIRANHA ANGEL OF OCEANIC JUSTICE AND RAGE!
We were amazed by TLPS Mr. Piranha's Super Angel Infinity transformation, but when Dark Luan saw it, she got out a flamethrower, and she had an insane grin on her face.
Dark Luan: I hope you like being a fish-fry. (LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
Dark Luan fired the flamethrower, but TLPS Mr. Piranha fired a powerful blast of water at the flames, which quenched the flames and soaked the flamethrower and drenched Dark Luan.
TLPS Mr. Piranha: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Seas and Oceanic Justice) Sorry, toots, but I've got no plans on being a fish fry today. Let's get her.
We unholstered our weapons and we also transformed, then TLPS Mr. Wolf took the battle to the Wu Zhang Plains.
Cao Cao: So, you chose the Wu Zhang Plains for the battle against Dark Luan?
TLPS Mr. Wolf: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Wolf Moon and Lunar Justice) That's correct, Master Cao Cao. As you've heard, we've taken the battles against Dark Chandler, Dark Lori, Dark Lynn, and Dark Lola to different locations within the Three Kingdoms, and I chose the Wu Zhang Plains to be the location where we finally put a stop to Dark Luan for good.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Voice of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope) And this'll be the last time we deal with you, you psychotic comedian!
Dynasty Warriors 4 OST: Sacred Night
We went at Dark Luan, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, lava, steel orbs, stars, rainbow flames, orange flames, blue flames, green flames, water, and ice at Dark Luan, and they exploded with incredible power, as they hit her.
Then, we saw an Elemental HERO Glow Neos appear, and fired a powerful blast of light at Dark Luan, and it hit her, and knocked her down, and Lincoln tied her up in a rainbow straitjacket and rainbow chains, and imprisoned her into an indestructible diamond prison, and beamed it back to The Pluto Prison for Tyrannical Dark Sides, where it was put into a special isolation cell in Solitary Confinement, where no Dark Orbs, Number Cards, or Aparoids could free her. We cheered wildly as we holstered our weapons and power down, and TLPS Mr. Piranha's ew body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, angel wings, and eight large ocean blue orbs orbiting around his legs are permanent.
Elemental HERO Glow Neos: (In a girl's voice) That'll teach you, you psychotic, prank-crazy prankster.
Lincoln: Wait, that voice. Whitney Emmington, is that you?
Whitney Emmington: Lincoln, is that you?
Whitney Emmington went up to Lincoln, and they hugged.
Lincoln: Yeah, it's me, Whitney. I haven't seen you since you were twelve years old, and I've grown a lot since then.
Whitney Emmington: Yeah, I can see, you've really grown a lot from the eleven-year-old cute little boy into a 16-year-old 7'0" tall and very handsome teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs.
Nico: Lincoln, you know her.
Lincoln: I do, Nico. This is Whitney Emmington, I met her when we were eleven years old, and she, like the other Guardian Angels, have defended me from bullies, and that included Lori, Lynn, Lola, and Luan, when they still had their dark sides in them.
Nico: Another Guardian Angel of you, awesome.
We then found ourselves back in the Sensei Light Realm in the Skylands.
Whitney Emmington: That was fun.
Lincoln: The rescues are always fun. Now, let's get you back to normal, boys, cover your eyes. Hold still, Whitney, this is going to be painful.
Me, Nico, Eli, and the rest of the boys covered our eyes as Lincoln snapped his fingers, and Whitney was reverting back. Whitney Emmington was a beautiful 16-year-old girl with long amber yellow hair, yellow eyes, fair skin, she was 6'0" in height, and she had the body of a goddess. She also now has massive amber yellow angel wings with yellow tips on the large amber feathers on her back, as she reigns in the power of Elemental HERO Glow Neos, and she was in her birthday suit.
Lincoln: How do you feel, Whitney?
Whitney Emmington: Good. (Realizes she's in her birthday suit) But, I'm also in my birthday suit.
Lincoln gave Whitney a new wardrobe, a yellow sleeveless shirt with a white phoenix, a yellow skirt with the Elemental HERO Glow Neos with light on it, yellow leather ankle-high combat boots, and a long yellow sleeveless trenchcoat with the Elemental HERO Glow Neos on the back, and on her back is a large Elemental HERO Glow Neos-themed sword with a 6'5" massive, wide, double-edged, man-sized white blade with the Elemental HERO Glow Neos etched on it, large yellow angel wings for the crossguard, large white gem for the hilt, longer black handle, and large white faceted sphere pommel with surrounding green gems.
Whitney Emmington: Wow, I love the new outfit and large sword you made for me, Lincoln.
Suddenly, a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Whitney Emmington's neck with blue gems and crystals from her new Crystal Necklace of the Buddha on the gold lightning bolts.
Whitney Emmington: Whoa, is this...?
Lincoln: Yep, that's a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and you're one of my many future wives, Whitney.
Whitney Emmington had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes, as Lincoln wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist and he leaned down and he kissed her on the lips, and she returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the nine girls and freed them from the ropes Dark Luan tied them up in, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them. The nine girls are Aoba Tsuzaki, Akao Hiragi, Erni Tachibana, Kanae Mitsumiya, Michelle E. Harn, Rui Kousaka, Nazuna Rurigaki, Ryoko Shima, and Satsuki Kawamoto from Jinki.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Aoba Tsuzaki, Akao Hiragi, Erni Tachibana, Kanae Mitsumiya, Michelle E. Harn, Rui Kousaka, Nazuna Rurigaki, Ryoko Shima, and Satsuki Kawamoto.
Helena McTroy: From Jinki, awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Aoba Tsuzaki: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Aoba Tsuzaki and the other eight girls saw who it was that saved them from Dark Luan, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 16-year-old 7'0" tall, handsome, white-haired, bare-chested hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead, a golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive and wide right pec and it was surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, a Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his wider and more muscular back, and right on top was the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, and Buffalo, and below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Lightning Storms, The Weather, and The Thirteen Elemental Forces, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, and Golden-Hearted Lover, Father of Many Kids, Son, and Future Husband, Descendant of The 17th Century Duke Lincoln of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, God of Truth and Justice, and Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe", and he had deep sapphire blue eyes.
He had his massive Sword of Universal Hope and Elemental Bravery holstered on his wider and muscular back, his orange Crystal Saber holstered on his left hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, the Pisces constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck, large weighted orange bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, his large Cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive and indestructible deep blue angel wings surging with powerful super lightning and the stars and blue nebulae reflecting on them with rainbow tips on the large deep sapphire blue feathers, and he was dressed in an orange version of He Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, and Buffalo on them and with hanging mini silver lightning bolts held up by his Belt of Elemental Bravery with large orange gem for the belt buckle on his waist, a pair of large blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large white leather combat boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on it, a large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and a Buffalo head with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on his neck and across his permanently bare chest, large fingerless black gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it, a large Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring on his left ring finger, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger, he had eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs, and circling around his feet on the floor are eight golden crosses with angelic runes.
Aoba Tsuzaki: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.
Then, Lincoln made eight clones of himself, and he and the eight clones went up to the girls, and they picked them up and hugged them in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and kissed them on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrap their arms around the necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.
Aoba Tsuzaki: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, nine Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared right around the necks of Aoba Tsuzaki, Akao Hiragi, Erni Tachibana, Kanae Mitsumiya, Michelle E. Harn, Rui Kousaka, Nazuna Rurigaki, Ryoko Shima, and Satsuki Kawamoto. We returned to the Estate, and we told everyone what happened in the Sensei Light Realm in the Skylands and in the Wu Zhang Plains, and they were shocked when they found out the villain that we went after was none other than Dark Luan.
But, when Lincoln showed and told everyone what we did to that insane prankster Dark Luan, they cheered wildly for Lincoln and the rest of us, and they hugged us, and the girls in Lincoln's harem went up to Lincoln, and they kissed him all over. Lincoln and Whitney Emmington now have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back. Now, we've cleaned up the last of Evil Lynn's mess, and we went to Crematoria, and we gave her a warning: if she tried to break out, she'll be hunted down like a mad dog and killed on sight.
After throwing Dark Luan back in prison for good and cleaning up Evil Lynn's mess, we were training intensely in the gym doing 100,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 9,500-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and when Whitney Emmington saw Lincoln working out like crazy, she had an atomic red blush on her face.
Whitney Emmington: Whoa, Lincoln has really grown to be a 16-year-old 7'0" tall, really big, and really strong young man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful muscles hard at work, and to work out with those 9,500-lb barbells and not even get tired, incredible.
Lincoln: And I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Whitney, and now, I can also fight and defend myself.
Whitney Emmington: That's awesome.
Nico: It sure is, Whitney. So, what memories did you and Lincoln have?
Whitney Emmington: Oh yeah, one time, I was heading over to The Loud House to help Lincoln with a school project. But, Lincoln told me not to come into the house, and I soon found out that today was April 1st, April Fools Day A.K.A. Luan's Prankapocalypse of Mayhem. Luckily, I had some protection: I had with me a suit of armor I made, and I went into the Loud House, and with my suit of armor on, I disabled all of Luan's pranks and even drove off the raccoons that she'd brought into the house to help with her pranks. When I saw how badly mangled up Lincoln was, I decided that enough was enough.
I barged into Luan's room, and grabbed her by her ponytail before she could use any deadly pranks on me, and ordered her to disable all of her pranks right now. At first, she was going to say no, but I warned her: if she didn't disable all of her pranks right now, I'll make a call to her supplier Fanny's Prank Emporium, and cut off her supply of pranks for good. When she heard it, she turned white as a ghost and she disabled her pranks all over the house, and I tended to Lincoln's injuries. Everyone had heard about what I did, and they cheered wildly for me. And Luan got grounded for the rest of April Fools Day.
Nico: Whoa.
Me: You said it, Nico. And she definitely hit Luan right where it really hurt.
Laney: Yeah, she knew Luan got her pranks from Fanny's Prank Emporium, and when she threatened to make the call to the emporium and cut off her supply of pranks for good, that got Luan scared and she disabled her pranks and we had a quiet April Fools Day, this was way before you moved here to Royal Woods, J.D.
Me: Awesome.
Eli: You made sure Luan never did this to anyone else, Whitney, but her Dark Side ignored it, and she made Luan continue on with her Prankapocalypses every April 1st, and she wanted revenge on you for ruining her fun. But, you got Gene-Slammed and ran off before Dark Luan could get revenge.
Whitney Emmington: That's right.
Nico: Nice one. So, Lincoln, what can you tell us about Whitney Emmington?
Lincoln: Whitney Emmington's known as a bright young girl, she's very smart and creative, as we'd seen from that suit of armor she made to protect herself from Luan's dangerous April Fools pranks, but she's also tough, especially when she made that threat to Luan to cut off her prank supplies for good.
Nico: Whoa, if we met her long ago, we'd have gotten her to get Connor to stop with his April Fools pranks long ago.
Alicia Chan: Yeah, you knew what kind of menace Connor is when he had his Dark Side in him, he was a pranking genius and menace to us with those crazy pranks of his.
Nico: (Shudders) I can't forget what kind of menace he was. But, thank goodness we got his Dark Side imprisoned long ago. And that was an awesome idea that you had to put all the remaining Dark Sides in the Pluto Prison into indestructible diamond prisons, Lincoln, and put them in the same kinds of cells where no Aparoids, Dark Orbs, or Number Cards could get them out.
Lincoln: Thanks, Nico. After what Evil Lynn did, I had a plan in place if she did something like this.
Me: Awesome.
We got a shower afterwards, and after that, Lincoln and his harem were getting ready for their date, this time, it's at Seven Mile Beach at the Cayman Islands.
Lincoln then snapped his fingers, and the 16-year-old 7'0", white-haired, handsome, and extremely muscular teen was dressed in large orange swim trunks with a phoenix, thunderbird, buffalo, and elemental forces on it, along with his large weighted orange bands with silver phoenixes on his massive biceps and thighs, his jewelry, large orange sandals, and eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs, and he also had his weapons holstered, in case of trouble.
And his harem were dressed in two-piece bikinis in their favorite colors, sandals, along with their jewelry, and they also had their weapons holstered in case of trouble.
Lincoln: Well, ladies, shall we?
Hilda: (British Accent) Of course, Linky.
Lincoln and the girls left the Estate, and they head for their destination, Seven Mile Beach at the Cayman Islands in the Western Caribbean Sea. When they arrived at Seven Mile Beach, they were amazed at the sight of it, Seven Mile Beach is known for its colorful coral reefs just offshore and the excellent snorkeling and diving found there. As with all beaches in the Cayman Islands, access is open to the public. In addition to the many luxury hotels, the beach is home to multiple seaside restaurants.
Helena McTroy: Whoa, Lincoln, is this...?
Lincoln: Oh yeah, Helena. We're here at Seven Mile Beach in the Cayman Islands in the Western Caribbean Sea.
Girl Jordan: I'd heard about Seven Mile Beach, it's known for its colorful coral reefs just offshore, and it's an awesome spot for snorkeling and diving, and it has awesome seaside restaurants here, along with its many luxury hotels.
Lincoln and the girls dived right into the water, and they saw the colorful coral reefs just offshore, and they were so beautiful, and Lincoln took a picture of them. Then, they had some lunch at one of the seaside restaurants there, and they also had fun diving and snorkeling. Then, as as the sun's about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself, and he and the clones went up to the girls, and they picked them all up in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and just as the sun turns orange, they passionately kissed and hugged. Then, they returned home to the Estate, and they returned to their original clothes.
Nico: Hey, Lincoln, how was your date?
Lincoln: It was awesome, Nico. We went to Seven Mile Beach.
Me: Seven Mile Beach in the Cayman Islands?! Oh, that's awesome!
Lincoln: Plus, we also took pictures of the beautiful colorful coral reefs offshore, and we had lunch at one of its many seaside restaurants.
Lincoln showed us the pictures of the beautiful colorful coral reefs offshore that he'd taken, and they were so beautiful and awesome.
Lily Loud: Whoa, that's amazing, Linky.
Girl Jordan: They're definitely amazing, Lily.
Lynn Sr.: And I'd heard about the seaside restaurants at Seven Mile Beach in the Cayman Islands, they are indeed amazing.
Nico: I think thanks to you and your harem, we found an awesome vacation spot closer to home.
Lincoln: Thanks, Nico. Plus, we're going to have a lot of fun later on today.
Nico: (Smirks) Oh yeah, later on, we're going to have an awesome humiliation spree on Flip and Lewis Travolta at Lynn's Table, and have an awesome meal there.
TLPS Mr. Wolf: I can't wait to see the humiliations you're going to do on those two jerks.
Lori: Trust us, guys, you're literally going to love them.
Later it was time for Kendra's first ever ambassador mission.
Nico: Okay, Kendra. I already gave a hint on where your missions will be. But now, I'm going to reveal exactly what it is.
Kendra: Okay. Where am I going?
Nico: You're going to visit Charlie Brown and all his friends.
Kendra gasped.
Kendra: Oh wow! I love Charlie Brown! Man I have known him for a long time.
Nico: Who doesn't know all about the great Charlie Brown.
Me: I have known all about Charlie Brown for years. I love all his shows and all his movies. They are so awesome.
Laney: Boy Charlie Brown is great.
Lily: Charlie Brown is so awesome! I love it how Lucy always pulls the football away at the last second every time Charlie is about to kick it.
Nico: Yeah that is cool.
Lynn: Lucy once did the same thing to Lincoln.
Nico: Very coincidental. So awesome.
Me: That's been a big running gag with Charlie Brown.
Laney: Yep.
Kendra was off. Surprisingly, Charlie Brown lived only 2 states away in Hennepin County in Minnesota.
Kendra arrived in Hennepin County in Minnesota and it was a beautiful place.
Kendra: Wow so this is Hennepin County. I'm really looking forward to this.
Kendra walked around and she was looking for Charlie Brown.
But then Charlie Brown came up to her.
Charlie Brown: Excuse me. Are you new here? If you want, I can show you around.
Kendra: Oh no I actually came here to find you Charlie. Sorry to make you uncomfortable saying that. My name is Kendra Armstrong and I'm one of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's DNA Spliceteam.
Charlie Brown: Oh wow! It's an honor to meet you Ms. Kendra.
Kendra: Just Kendra is fine but it's an honor to meet you too Charlie. Me and my friends all love you and your amazing adventures.
Charlie Brown: I'm honored that you love them. What brings you here to meet me?
Kendra: I'm actually here on what we call an Ambassador mission. It's a diplomatic mission program that the team made for us to go to the worlds and locations for future missions to see what they are like.
Charlie Brown: That is so awesome. Let me introduce you to all my friends.
Kendra: Okay.
Charlie Brown: This is my dog Snoopy.
Snoopy barked.
Kendra: Awesome to meet you Snoopy.
Woodstock the bird came.
Charlie Brown: And this is Woodstock.
Kendra: Awesome
Lucy van Pelt: Wow! It's an honor to meet you Kendra. My name is Lucy Van Pelt.
Kendra: Awesome to meet you too Lucy and this must be Linus.
Linus: That's me.
Snoopy barked.
Lucy Van Pelt: Snoopy, what do you mean there's something inhuman inside Kendra?
Linus: Maybe you're referring to her powers.
Kendra: That and he's referring to my Armorsight half. It's an ugly story.
Charlie Brown: Wow.
Kendra: I know.
Charlie Brown: Kendra, if you don't mind me asking, can you tell me more about your background story?
Kendra: Certainly. I was sadly born into a poor farm family. Our farm was doing horribly. So I knew it was up to me to make a fortune for me and my family. I went off into the world to help my family. Of course I was only 5 years old at the time. But in the forest I stumbled upon the key to my family's salvation. I found an abandoned diamond mine and in it I found a massive and incredible vein of diamonds and I came back to my family with them and we were rich beyond our wildest dreams. We decided to move into a lavish mansion and we were filthy rich. And we loved it. I then got a dream of becoming a librarian. I liked to read and help people. I went to college. But the rest all became a blur when I was knocked out after completing college. That's when I woke up in an underground city with 7 others.
They met all of Charlie's friends including Peppermint Patty, Pig-Pen and all of the iconic characters of Charlie Brown.
Peppermint Patty: That is really amazing.
Kendra: It sure is.
Lucy Van Pelt: But also Kendra I forgot to tell you that I love your dress.
Kendra: Oh thanks. It's awesome huh?
Linus: If we join you guys in the future, should we use guns to kill villains?
Kendra: Guns won't always be effective.
Lucy Van Pelt: Why? I'm watched lots of movies and I know they're a guaranteed way to kill bad guys.
Kendra: Only on some villains yes. But there are many more kinds of villains that are really impervious to guns. It's best to let our powers handle them.
Kendra formed a fireball in her hand.
Pig-Pen: Oh wow!
Schroder: That is amazing.
Sally Brown: It sure is amazing.
Linus: You wanna do some fun stuff with us while you're here?
Kendra: Boy I sure do. What fun things do you like to do?
Schroder: I play the piano.
He played a song and it was the theme song for Charlie Brown.
Kendra: Awesome! Good job. Charlie you want to kick a football?
Charlie Brown: Sure.
Kendra: Don't worry I won't pull it away like Lucy does to you.
Lucy Van Pelt: I don't pull it away from him!
Kendra: Lucy I have watched you do that to Charlie for years. It's an iconic thing you do.
Lucy Van Pelt: Oh.
Kendra had the football ready and Charlie ran and then he kicked it!
Charlie Brown: YEAH!
Kendra: Awesome job Charlie!
Linus: (sees something) Hey, Kendra. Did you guys ever kill a metal scorpion in the past?
Kendra: (Confused) Metal Scorpion?
She looked and saw it and it was Scorponok from the Live Action Transformer Universe!
Kendra: Whoa! That's Scorponok from the Live Action Transformer Universe!
Charlie Brown: Cool!
Kendra: I better get Nico here too.
Kendra did so and Nico came.
Nico: I got here as fast as I could!
Kendra: And for good measure.
Nico went up to Live Action Scorponok.
Nico: Stand down Scorponok! That's an order!
Scorponok was in no mood to be ordered around by a human. The last thing he remembered was Jetfire about to kill him with his fist before winding up here. Though Jetfire wouldn't have gotten lucky if Blackout were still alive. The thought of Blackout made Scorponok very sad.
Sally Brown: Geez, Nico. You didn't have to yell at him like that! Now, he's sad!
Nico: Oh.
Nico went up to him.
Nico: Scorponok, I'm the new leader of the Decepticons.
Nico showed his Decepticon Leader medal to him.
Scorponok was amazed that he had that.
Charlie Brown: I think he's sad because he misses someone.
Nico: You're right Charlie. He misses Blackout from his universe.
Kendra: That's right he was destroyed there.
Nico: Yep. And Blackout is back with us.
Scorponok was very happy to hear that Blackout was alive! But first, he made a sorry face to Charlie Brown.
Charlie Brown: Aww it's all right big guy.
Nico: Glad he's happy. Sorry we didn't get acquainted Charlie. My name is Nico Chan, new leader of Team Loud Phoenix Storm. I've been promoted to full time leader in place of J.D.
Kendra: Nico has displayed incredible leadership skills last year and he earned it.
Nico: Yep.
Charlie Brown: It's awesome to meet you Nico. I love your awesome adventures with everyone.
Nico: I'm glad. And also there is hardly anyone that doesn't know all about you all.
Kendra: I told them the same thing.
Charlie Brown: You really are doing a good job as leader, huh?
Nico: So far, I am. Heck, when me and the others were away, Poliwag, Pinkie Pie, Buzz, and Poromon watched the Estate for us.
Lucy Van Pelt: (shakes her head) Oh, Nico, you poor, trusting blockhead.
Nico: Is something wrong?
Linus: We're not gonna say anything. But you're just gonna have to figure it out on your own.
(SEAL BARK)
Nico: (Confused) Oh-kay?
They later went back home.
May: How did it go?
Kendra: It went really well. It was awesome.
May: Who should come with you next time, Kendra?
Kendra: Kaz can go with me next time. It'll be awesome for them to meet my awesome boyfriend.
Nico: That's a great idea Kendra.
Me: I agree.
Kurt, Dave and Luis and Bezz were there too.
Poromon: (to Kurt, Dave, and Luis) Thanks for visiting, guys.
Kurt: (Russian Accent) No problem, comrades.
Buzz: (looks around and sees they're alone) Do they know about the D-O-R-E? (sighs at their confused faces) The door!
Poliwag: Yeah. Don't worry.
Pinkie: We already told them, deny, deny, deny.
Just then, Luna said something that made them freeze in their tracks.
Luna: Hey, dudes. Didn't this door used to lock?
UH OH!
All 7 of them started to sweat nervously.
Luan: (sighs) The stress from all the missions must be getting to us again. We'll have Danny cleanse us of any Dark Orbs later.
The 7 of them sighed in relief.
THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE!
Luis: (to Buzz) You know it's only a matter of time before the others find out about the party, right?
Buzz: I'm sure they've got more important things to worry about.
Dave: He's got a point.
Kurt: I agree.
Then the alarm went off.
Nico: Uh oh!
We went to the computer and saw that terrorists were attacking the mall!
Nico: Can't these goddamn terrorists quit!? Lets move!
Blackout: It really is good to see you again, Scorponok.
Scorponok of the live action universe was really happy to see Blackout too.
Nico: He sure is happy. We really should give him a voice box one of these days.
Blackout: Yeah we didn't get the chance to do that for him because we were in battle.
Nico: Well we'll do that later. Lets go get these terrorists!
We went out!
At the mall we were pulverizing terrorists left and right.
POW BLAM BIFF!
I punched a terrorist and I grabbed him and then I saw a familiar symbol. It was the symbol of CEMETERY WIND!
Me: That symbol! It's Cemetery Wind!
Itasis: How are the members of Cemetery Wind on this world?!
Nico: No idea! But these must be the Cemetery Wind Members that were arrested earlier!
KROW!
Laney grabbed a member of Cemetery Wind and smashed him into the ground.
Scorponok grabbed a bunch of members and smashed them around!
Then we heard an engine and then smashing through the mall was a Target Race Car!? What the!?
It landed.
Me: Whoa is that Juan Pablo Montoya's race car!?
Nico: Awesome! What's that doing here?
Laney: Wait take a closer look.
We saw that it had guns and missile launchers on it.
Blackout: Well I'll be.
It transformed and it was LEADFOOT!
Nico: Oh wow it's Leadfoot!
Leadfoot: Normally, I wouldn't hurt humans. But after what you dirtbags did to me an hour ago, now's the time for me to fight back!
Leadfoot started firing at the Cemetery Wind soldiers.
Hubie: He sure catches on quick.
Nico: Yep. He sure does.
He was blowing them apart.
Nico: AWESOME!
Me: Way to go Leadfoot!
We killed many Cemetery Wind Soldiers and even tied them up and had them arrested.
Leadfoot: You guys must be Team Loud Phoenix Storm. Good to meet ya! I bet you guys have killed tons of Decepticons at this point.
Maria: Yeah, about that.
Demolishor: Nice to meet ya!
Leadfoot pointed his guns at Demolishor.
Leadfoot: Speak of the devil! Been a while since I blew a Decepticon's brains out!
Barricade: Back off, Leadfoot!
Leadfoot: (sees Barricade, Blackout, and Scorponok) So, you're here too, Barricade? I'll deal with you, Blackout, and Scorponok after I deal with this j***.
Demolishor: For your information, my name's Demolishor!
This confused Leadfoot.
Leadfoot: What?! That's impossible! The Demolishor I know is dead. And looks way more different then you!
Nico: He's with us. Many of the Decepticons are now with us because I'm their new leader now and I'm leading them on the road to redemption.
Nico showed him his Decepticon Leadership Medal.
Leadfoot: That's a Decepticon Leadership Medal! How did you get that?
Nico: The war between the Autobots and the Decepticons is over in this universe and it was thanks to us that we ended it. We got the Autobots and the Decepticons to put aside their differences and work together. It was to stop the massive transformer Unicron.
Eli: It's true.
Leadfoot: Wow!
Nico: I know.
Leadfoot: So let me get this straight. Before I was killed, I was pulled into this world?
Gears: Sounds about right.
Leadfoot: (to Lockdown) And you're not the same Lockdown that helped Cemetery Wind attack me?
Lockdown: I may look like him. But I really am native to this universe.
Nico: Yeah it's strange but over the last couple of years we met many versions of the Autobots and the Decepticons that are different from the ones that you know in your universe. Also your universe is having lots of problems now. As you know the humans there have rebelled against all the transformers and you know who to blame for that.
Lana: Sentinel Prime.
Nico: Yeah.
Me: He did so many horrible things.
Leadfoot: (Smiles at Nico and me) You two remind of Sam Witwicky.
Me: We do have those similarities don't we?
Live Action Ironhide: I remember Sam. Is he alright?
Leadfoot: (Gets sad) No. He's dead. Before we got out of the NEST Base, Cemetery Wind killed him. But his parents, Mikaela, and Carly are still okay.
Nico: Oh shit!
Transquito: Not even the human allies of the Autobots were safe?!
Me: Cemetery Wind now views all allies of the Autobots as enemies of Earth.
Nico: Those fuckheads! When we go to the Live Action Universe on April 28th, we're going to have our work cut out for us. Our targets are your universes versions of Megatron and Starscream.
Leadfoot: Awesome!
We later went back to the estate.
Nico: Well now that the Cemetery Wind dirtbags here are taken care of it's time to get ready.
Me: Ready for another mission?
Nico: Actually there is no mission. We're going to have some fun at Lynn's Table by humiliating Flip and Lewis Travolta.
Eli: AWESOME!
Nunnally: It'll be awesome to give those guys more pranks.
Laney: Yep it sure will.
Then Living Laser, Bonz, Speed Demon, LaGrange, Jet, Ben Ravencroft, Spymaster, Artie Ziff, Zs'Skayr, and Kyd Wykkyd appeared.
Living Laser: Can me, Bonz, Speed Demon, LaGrange, Jet, Ben Ravencroft, Spymaster, Artie Ziff, Zs'Skayr, and Kyd Wykkyd go with you guys?
Nico: You sure can and we're going on a prank war with Flip and Lewis Travolta. It's a humiliation spree.
Jet: Awesome!
Bonz: We were told so much about these from seeing those funny videos you all made for them and they were awesome.
Zs'Skayr: They sure were.
Eli: Yep. You're going to get some shots in on them too.
Crystal Man: (to Leadfoot) Attinger might be dead. But when we get to your world, we'll need to have a few words with the government there before we go after the Megatron that you know.
Barricade: Like I said before, what's to stop the humans from our world from betraying the Autobots again?
Leadfoot: I don't want to think on that.
Nico: We'll make sure no one does what happened in that universe.
We were off to Lynn's Table.
Aligned Bulkhead: (to Leadfoot) So, you're a Wrecker, huh?
Leadfoot: That's right!
Aligned Wheeljack: Me and Bulk over here are Wreckers too.
Miko: And so am I! I even helped take on Hardshell and the Starscream of my world.
Ben Ravencroft: I remember you telling us that you used a special armor against the latter.
Nico: That is cool.
Aligned Bulkhead: It sure is.
We arrived at Lynn's Table.
Leadfoot: I just hope Roadbuster and Topspin are okay.
G1 Vortex: Look, I might be a Decepticon. But I'm sure we'll meet up with them in the future.
Nico: Yeah we have plenty of time before we go to the Live Action Universe.
We went into Lynn's Table and we got ready.
Jet: So, Nico. Which Gene Slammer do you think you'll meet on your next rescue?
Nico: I'm hoping to meet 2 this time. I hope to meet 1 that's a Spheroid and one that's a Polar Manzardill.
Ben: Spittor and Arctiguana's kinds. Awesome!
Eli: That will be something to see.
Quake Woman: And Leadfoot, Sentinel is in the Masters of Evil and actually does regret what he did.
Nico: It's true. After what he did in your universe he felt incredibly guilt about everything he did to the Autobots and to your friends. So he put himself into Exile when we found him on the planet Tatooine. Our frenemies recruited him too.
Lori Jimenez: He's now my archenemy and he is awesome.
Leadfoot: Boy he must really feel bad for what he did.
Optimus Prime: He does Leadfoot.
Artie Ziff: We should also humiliate Billy McLean as well.
Nico: You're in luck because I have him here too.
Billy McLean was tied to a post with rainbow energy chains. Same with Flip.
Nico: Shall we get started?
Artie Ziff: You got it!
Nico: All right. Leon and Artie you're up first.
Nico: And don't worry. I made sure our combo attacks and Final Smashes don't kill them.
Lemon Zest: Smart thinking!
Nico: Thanks Lemon. Now watch how we did it when I joined the team.
Twilight Sparkle: This is gonna be funny.
Leon Loud: Watch this.
Leon was to Flip and then he shoved a massive number of eels down his pants and then…
ZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!
Flip screamed in pain as he was electrocuted by electric eels!
Artie Ziff: That's funny! Watch this one!
Artie went up to Billy McLean and then…
SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP!
He snapped numerous bear traps on his arms, legs and crotch and Billy screamed like a little girl!
We were laughing hard.
LaGrange: Let me go next.
Maria: What do you have in mind?
Me: You're not going to turn them into roadkill are you?
LaGrange: No no no. This is something that I learned back when I was a kid.
LaGrange went up to Billy McLean and he took off Billy's wig and pulled out a black marker and wrote something on his head. He wrote "Hey ladies, Rape Me till I'm a Fucking Vegetable!"
We laughed at that.
LaGrange: Go wild on him ladies!
The hot ladies went up to him and we looked away as they took off their clothes and made love with him by force and LaGrange smirked.
Centaur Man: That doesn't look like a punishment at all!
Nico: No but it'll break his childhood and everything!
Centaur Man: Oh.
Billy McLean was screaming in pain.
Centaur Man: Oh there it goes.
Fujiko: Mind if I go for it?
Nico: Go for it Fujiko.
Lincoln: That's my sexy bombshell.
Me: (Purrs)
Fujiko sexily went up to Flip and then she walked around him and looked through his pocket and she found a really awesome and dazzling bracelet worth a fortune.
Fujiko: I believe you had this in your pocket. But I would expect this from a dirty cheepskate from you. Now for the fun.
She then poured some of my hot sauce down his mouth and he screamed in pain as fire exploded out of his mouth!
We laughed at Flip!
Laney: SERVES YOU RIGHT YOU MUTATED FAT TUB OF UGLY LARD!
Lincoln: You tell him Laney!
Speed Demon: Can I go next?
Nico: Go for it.
Speed Demon went up to Lewis and then pulled out a flute.
Speed Demon: Watch this.
He played a melody and then numerous skunks came and they went up to Lewis and then…
FFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
He was sprayed by them and he was gonna smell horrible forever! Good thing the restaurant has an odor eliminator.
May: I want to go next.
Reflector: Go for it, May!
Nico: Go for it!
May went up to Flip and then she put a hose in his mouth and then pumped Lima Beans into him! He was being force fed Lima Beans, the worst beans ever!
He did not like that one bit!
He spit the hose out and screamed in pain.
Spymaster: I don't get it. What's so bad about Lima beans?
Nico: You'll see.
Flip then released explosive diarrhea in his pants!
Spymaster: Oh that's why.
Icepick: Didn't you do something similar, SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: Yes I did. During the whole Krabby Land fiasco.
Lily: He did all kinds of terrible things to himself.
Nico: Let me show you what he did.
Nico went up to Flip.
Nico: Watch this guys.
[Nico Pours all the bubble soap in Flip's eyes which swell up and he screams]
Kids: Woo-hoo!
Everyone laughed.
Nico: That was just the beginning.
[Varie puts a piece of tape and puts it on Lewis Travolta's face and rips it off, revealing a portion of his face is missing and he screams]
OUCH!
Kids: Woo-hoo! Yeah!
[Celica drives a car and Flip is laying on the ground with his tongue sticking out. A car runs over his tongue over and over and he screams]
Kids: Ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha!
[Nico calls his friend from gym class over. His name is Nate Franklin and he is a BIG Muscular man. Nate Franklin hits Billy with a big hammer. Nico gives the thumbs up]
Kids and everyone: Yeah, woo!
[Aylene C. smashes Flip with a wrecking ball]
Kids: Ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha!
[Later, Billy is tied to two poles with Gwen and Courtney holding a can of lima beans; Billy screams as Courtney holds his mouth open and Gwen shoves a spoonful of lima beans in Billy's mouth. All the kids cheer]
Kids: [laughing]
Optimus Prime and Aligned Megatron are using Flip as a ball in a ping pong game.
Flip: Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Kids: Yay!
[Flip's arms are getting stretched by me and Nico]
RRRRRRRIIIIPPPPP!
We were laughing hysterically!
Bonz: I'll scare him with my most scariest monsters!
Gia Moran: Go for it Bonz.
Bonz went up to Lewis Travolta.
Bonz: You're in for a scary experience! I summon ELDER ENTITY N'TSS, ELDER ENTITY NORDEN, OLD ENTITY CTHUGUA, OLD ENTITY HASTORR, OUTER ENTITY AZATHOT AND OUTER ENTITY NYARLA!
He summoned said monsters and then Lewis Travolta, Billy McLean and Flip screamed in fright and terror!
Baratheon Beyond: Who's up next?
William: I am!
William went up to Flip and then gave him a present?
Maria: A present?
Nico: Just watch.
Flip opened it and then…
BAP!
A spring-loaded boxing glove popped out and smashed Flip's face in and we laughed.
Zs'Skayr: I'm up next.
He flew into Lewis and possessed him and made him pulverize himself all over the place with brutal fury!
Nico: Oh that's funny!
Eli: Ooh! I got an idea! Muscle Man, Flip called your mom ugly, fat, stupid, dumb and pathetic!
Muscle Man: HE DID WHAT!? (ROARS IN FURY!)
Snarler: He's in for it now!
Muscle Man: YOU'RE GONNA WISH YOU WERE NEVER BORN FLIP!
Muscle Man went over to Flip and mercilessly thrashed and pulverized the living shit out of him!
BAM BIFF SMASH WHAM THWACK BAP WHAP THOTH WHOMP SMASH!
He was mercilessly thrashed into pulp!
Me: Lets see how you like this Billy.
I brought in a chalkboard and put on ear muffs and then I turned my fingers into claws and then I scraped my nails on it and Billy McLean screamed in pain as his ears were in pain from it.
Nico: OOH! He's not gonna like that!
Kyd Wykkyd: Let me go next.
Kyd Wykkyd went up to Lewis Travolta and then pulled on his underwear and then grabbed Billy's underwear and then gave both Lewis and Billy the WORST EVER WEDGIES OF THEIR LIVES AS THEY WERE PULLED UP AND OVER THE CEILING AND THEY SCREAMED IN AGONY!
We laughed at them!
Troy: This time, we're going to do some pranks after going Legendary!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE: SECRET FORCE 5!
They turned into the very first power rangers!
Spyder gave Flip purple nurples.
Nico: Time for the most powerful pranks of all!
Demolishor, Itasis, Gears and Hubie used the Earth and Decepticon Cyber Planet Keys and they turned Demolisher's fingers into laser guns, Enhanced Itasis and Hubie's powers and Gears's compressed air blasting feet 100-fold.
Demolishor and Itasis: LASER FIRESTORM BURN!
They fired waves of light and lasers.
Gears and Hubie: BLOWING WOOPEE CUSHION BLAST!
They fired waves of farts and air.
Aurico and Sonata the Melodious Diva: SONGS OF MAELSTROM MAYHEM!
They fired waves of water and songs.
Loni and Nancy the Leanan Sídhe: GRAVITY SONG OF FLATULENCE!
They fired waves of gravity and farts.
Rainbow Dash and Ampfibian: LIGHTNING OF RAINBOW COMEDY!
They fired lightning blasts.
Fluttershy and Anura: SLIME OF LEAVES AND KINDNESS!
They fired waves of slime and leaves.
Luke and Honey: MAELSTROM OF STICKINESS!
They fired waves of honey.
Lane and Toepick: LIGHT OF HORROR!
They fired waves of light and it formed into a horrifying face.
Jack Landors and Noriko: OWL OF ENERGY
They fired light blasts and it formed into an owl.
Nick Russel and Celestia, Lightsworn Angel: FIRELIGHT FURY!
They fired waves of fire and light.
Becca and Viania: NATURE FLY FURY!
They fired waves of nature.
Wonder Woman and Jetray: AMAZON FURY OF POWER!
They fired waves of energy and wind.
Pinkie Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders and Luan: LAUGHTER JOKES OF LIGHT!
They fired waves of light.
The blasts all hit Lewis, Flip and Billy and smashed them all over the place.
Bonz, Gia, Pinkie Pie, Luan and Eli: COMEDY BUTTKICKING BURST!
They fired waves of energy and it formed into a butt and it farted in all three of their faces.
Lincoln: HUMILIATION COMEDY ELEMENT STYLE: CAROLINA INFERNO!
Lincoln shoved one carolina reaper each into Flip's, Billy's and Lewis Travolta's stomachs which caused fire to come out of their mouths!
KRAABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
They screamed in pain from the fire.
Jessica Shannon: HUMILIATION COMEDY STING STYLE: THE BEEKINI!
She fired thousands of wasps which covered their groins which stung them with extreme pain for reference.
POINK POKO POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE!
Frosta: HUMILIATION COMEDY ICE STYLE: ICY WHACK A JERK!
She made a Whack A Mole game and made the jerks the mole in which she whacked!
WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM!
Perfuma: HUMILIATION COMEDY NATURE STYLE: ITCHY POISON IVY!
She fired poison ivy on the jerks and they itched like crazy!
Entrapta: HUMILIATION COMEDY LIGHTNING STYLE: CHEST SHOCKERS!
She shocked their chests with lightning!
Yuna: HUMILIATION COMEDY WATER STYLE: SLIPPERY WATER FLOOR!
She made the floor slippery with which caused them to land on the floor hard face first!
SMASH SMASH SMASH!
OUCH!
Nanami: HUMILIATION COMEDY WATER STYLE: CHERRY BLOSSOM BATH TIME!
She fired a massive wave of cherry blossom scented soap water which washed the jerks and of course the soap water got in their eyes!
They screamed in pain from it.
Mai Shiranui: HUMILIATION COMEDY FIRE STYLE: RAGING FIRE ANTS IN YOUR PANTS!
She fired burning ants which got into their pants and they bit them all over.
CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH!
Tatsumaki: HUMILIATION COMEDY WIND STYLE: HYPERJET DRY CYCLE!
She spun them around in incredible speed winds which caused them to vomit!
SPINCYCLE!
WELL I'M GETTING DIZZY!
Then the three jerks threw up.
PROJECTILE VOMITVILLE!
Toph: HUMILIATION COMEDY EARTH STYLE: JERK BOWLING!
She threw a boulder at the jerks bowling style!
CRASH!
STEERIKE!
Julie Makimoto: HUMILIATION COMEDY EARTH STYLE: BOULDER BALLS!
She threw boulder balls at them!
SMASH SMASH SMASH!
Sam: HUMILATION COMEDY TECH STYLE: SHAVE MANIA!
She shaved all over their faces which made their faces clean all the while having nicks all over!
Grinch: Uh oh somebody's (Singsong) FABULOUS!
Clover: HUMILIATION COMEDY WIND STYLE: DRESS UP MANIA!
She rapidly dressed up the jerks with sea-shell bikinis and pink skirts!
We laughed at them all over and it was so awesome!
Alex: HUMILIATION COMEDY STYLE: PANTS CRAPPING OOPSY DAISY!
She fired comedy energy which made them crap their pants!
WET FART!
Ruby Rose: HUMILIATION COMEDY ROSE STYLE: ROSY DRESSES!
She fired rose energy on Flip which made a rose red dress on him!
We laughed at Flip!
Weiss Schnee: HUMILIATION COMEDY ICE STYLE: ICY DRESSES!
She fired ice at Lewis Travolta which made a dress made of ice on ice and he shivered!
Blake Belladonna: HUMILATION COMEDY SHADOW STYLE: WEDGIE OF PAIN!
She gave them a painful wedgie!
Yang Xiao Long: HUMILIATION COMEDY FIRE STYLE: BURNER BLOWTORCH TO HEADS!
She fired fire energy at the jerks Home Alone Style!
Yang: Merry Christmas you filthy fucking animals!
We laughed!
Emerald Sustrai: HUMILIATION COMEDY ILLUSION STYLE: TOY CAR SLIPPING!
She fired toy cars on the floor which they slipped on them and landed face first!
SLIP! CRASH!
Nico: OH YEAH!
Dew Gayl: HUMILIATION COMEDY NATURE STYLE: TREE BRANCH BUNGIE WEDGIE!
She used tree branches to bungie wedgie the jerks!
HOING! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
Ryuko Matoi (TLPS): HUMILIATION COMEDY DARK STYLE: NUT SMASH!
She smashed their nuts in the same manner as Lloyd Christmas (Dumb and Dumber)!
(HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THAT ALWAYS CRACKS ME UP!)
Zola (Blue Dragon): HUMILIATION COMEDY DARK STYLE: PIZZA PIE THROW!
She threw a bunch of pizzas at the jerks!
SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT!
Colette Brunel: HUMILATION COMEDY LIGHT STYLE: LIGHT OF NUDITY!
She shines a powerful light which made them naked!
Girls: (CATCALLS)
Faye Valentine: HUMILIATION COMEDY LIGHT STYLE: CITRUS JUICE IN EYES!
She fired juice of citrus fruits in their eyes!
SPLASH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
Shantae: HUMILIATION COMEDY MAGIC STYLE: BUNNY OUTFIT!
She dressed them in bunny outfits!
We laughed at them!
Akko: HUMILIATION COMEDY MAGIC STYLE: ROTTEN TOMATO BARRAGE!
She fired a massive barrage of rotten tomatoes at the jerks!
SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT!
Pinkie Pie: HUMILIATION COMEDY STYLE: DENTAL MISHAPS!
She fired comedy energy which messed up their faces! They were as messed up as SpongeBob, Patrick, Mr. Krabs and Squidward's faces were.
Hilda: (British Accent) HUMILIATION COMEDY STYLE: PIMPLEMANIA!
She fired comedy energy which made pimples appears all over them!
Billy McLean: I'm HIDEOUS!
Ibuki: HUMILIATION COMEDY DARK STYLE: INSULT MANIA!
She insults them!
Ibuki: Your nuts and your dicks are tiny and worthless and your mothers are hamsters and your fathers smelled like smelly socks and you know it's the truth!
In which she made them cry!
Nico: SICK BURN!
Lincoln: Nice one!
Makoto (Street Fighter): HUMILIATION COMEDY LIGHT STYLE: FEATHERY DRESS!
She fired feathers at the jerks which made them look like chickens in which Ed (EENE) hugged them!
Ed: HUG A CHICKEN HUG A CHICKEN HUG A CHICKEN HUG A CHICKEN!
Lincoln and his harem: HUMILIATION COMEDY FINAL SMASH: TOTAL HUMILIATION!
They all took turns slapping, head bonking and doing the other things that the Three Stooges have done in the past!
BONK BONK BONK HONK HONK HONK SLAP SLAP SLAP TWIST TWIST TWIST CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH POW POW POW SLAPSLAP SLAPSLAP SLAPSLAP SLAPSLAP SLAPSLAP!
They really let them have it!
It was so funny and we couldn't stop laughing!
Eddy: (LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY) CALL A DOCTOR DOUBLE D! (LAUGHS!)
Luan: (LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY) SO FUNNY!
We all were laughing. We were rolling on the floor and laughing hysterically. We then stopped later on.
Then Firepower, Anti Wanda, Tchang Zu, Carmen Dillo, Cavalier, Eris, Cad Bane, Boomerang, Gater Ghoul, and Kite Man appeared.
Nico: Firepower, Anti Wanda, Tchang Zu, Carmen Dillo, Cavalier, Eris, Cad Bane, Boomerang, Gater Ghoul, and Kite Man.
Firepower: You guys having fun?
Maria: We sure are!
Anti Wanda: That's good!
Tchang Zu: And it's only the first day.
Nico: Yep.
Carmen Dillo: (to Nico) Heard you went to the Szalinski house.
Cavalier: Were the kids shrunk again?
Nico: They sure were and it was crazy! But we got them back to normal size.
?: That's a good thing.
A figure came out and it was SINUKU from episode 10 of SPD!
Sinuku was once a brilliant scientist and specialized on military technology. He worked with young eartling scientist Dr. Rheas. But then he turned to crime and was arrested. But he escped with the help of Troobians. After escaping from KO-35's satellite prison thanks to Broodwing and Emperor Gruumm Sinuku heads to Earth to meet with an old friend - Dr. Rheas, who has the control to some demagnetons. He arrived to Earth to find his weapons, megatons, a powerful rockets. He arrived at his cave with Krybots. Jack, Sky and Z destroyed his krybots, but he managed to find his megatons and escape. His rockets needed a special chemical element, which his former partner Dr. Rheas possessed. He requested Broodwing to give him a giant robot to help him find the element. Broodwing created a robot for him. The robot could create hologram doubles. He is intercepted by the S.P.D. Rangers who bring him down in his giant robot using the Delta Squad Megazord. However, Sinuku tricked the Rangers with his holograms and arrived to his former friend Dr. Rheas and demanded the element for his weapons. But then Jack arrived and destroyed the Krybots, that guarded Sinuku and fought the villain. Sinuku fought with his sword and lasers from eyes. But then the other rangers arrived and Sinuku retreted to his robot and fought the megazord. He fired at megazord with his megatons, damaging it. But then rangers reflected the blasts back at him, destroying the robot. Sinuku then gets out of robot. The Rangers then finish the job by containing Sinuku with the Canine Cannon.
Sydney Drew: Sinuku!
Sinuku: Been a while rangers.
Me: I remember you! You are a Brilliant scientist and military technology specialist. Broodwing made a huge robot for you too.
Sinuku: That's right. Good memory on you.
Me: Never missed an episode.
Sinuku: (to Sydney Drew) Wasn't your birthday on the day I was taken down?
Sydney Drew: It was.
Maria: Remind us to celebrate it this year whenever it is.
Eli: That episode came out on April 9th, 2005 so that must be the date. April 9th.
Nico: Yeah that could be it.
Cavalier: Indeed. We also have a new recruit.
Out came METALETEMON!
As Etemon, he was about to die, but he refuses to accept this fate, and fully absorbs the Dark Network's energy to get back into the Digital World, while digivolving into MetalEtemon in the process. MetalEtemon goes looking for the DigiDestined and ends up finding Mimi, Joe, Palmon, Gomamon, and Ogremon. As he was explaining what happened to, via a song, he ended up getting interrupted by one of the Dark Masters; Puppetmon. Irritated by the wooden Digimon, MetalEtemon confronted him. After a short but humorous battle with Puppetmon, the DigiDestined and Ogremon managed to escape. Realizing they escaped, MetalEtemon continues searching, and nearly found them. Luckily, SaberLeomon, the Mega form of Leomon arrived and rescues the team, and takes them to Digitamamon's now-abandoned restaurant. However, MetalEtemon tracks them down and attacks, and SaberLeomon gets fatally wounded while protecting Mimi from MetalEtemon's "Dark Spirits DX". Gomamon digivolves to Zudomon, and when MetalEtemon brags that his armor is made out of "indestructible Chrome Digizoid", Zudomon reveals that his hammer is also made out of the same alloy, and uses it to break MetalEtemon's armor. MetalEtemon is then finally defeated when SaberLeomon struck him in his chest.
Joe Kido: MetalEtemon!
Nico: Whoa!
MetalEtemon: I'm back and it has been a while Nico.
Nico: I forgot how cool you look this way. And that song you sang about how you became like like this I give it 2 thumbs way up dude!
MetalEtemon: Thank you very much dude! I chose your friend Leanne as my archenemy.
Leanne Nikos: I'm honored to have you as my archenemy.
Nico: Awesome! Now we have Etemon and you as archenemies for Jake and now Leanne.
We got the Usual battles underway.
Aurico, Sunset Shimmer, Fire Skylanders, Sonata the Melodious Diva, Luna Loud, Sam S.L., Sonata Dusk and Transquito VS Jack Taggert A.K.A. Firepower - Nico's Rescue
Firepower was first.
Firepower: (to Aurico) Nico's rescue was one of the few ones he didn't have to fight anyone so far. But was that his second time in the Szalinski house?
Aurico: Yes it was and it was really cool for him to help with finding the kids after they got shrunk again.
Sunset Shimmer: It sure was awesome. I'm glad Nick and his sister and neighbors are okay.
Sunburn: Me too. It sure was cool.
Sonata the Melodious Diva: I think so too. The shrink ray he made was really awesome.
Luna Loud: Too complex for me dudes.
Sam S.L.: Me too but it's really amazing.
Sonata Dusk: And those morons that Szalinski works for had the audacity to call him a lunatic!
Transquito: Yeah what a bunch of imbeciles. They are the ones that don't understand and we helped Wayne out the last time.
Firepower: Boy no kidding. I loved watching Honey, I Shrunk The Kids ages ago and it was great! Lets do it!
Transquito: This is always fun. Transquito, TERRORIZE!
He transformed!
They fired waves of energy and fire and water and smashed him down.
Aurico: That was great!
Sunset Shimmer: That was amazing!
Loni, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Nancy the Leanan Sídhe, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Napalm Man and Crystal Man VS Anti-Wanda - Lincoln's rescue
Anti-Wanda was next.
Anti Wanda: (to Loni) I heard Lincoln's rescue was in the Light Sensei Realm. How was it?
Loni: It was totes awesome. We took down Dark Luan for good and we also met another one of Lincoln's friends.
Applejack: Her name is Whitney Emmington and she is an Elemental HERO Glow Neos Gene-Slammer.
Apple Bloom: She is amazing! She was not afraid of Luan's April Fools Day Prank Mayhem.
Flashwing: She threatened to call her prank suppliers and cut them off for good and she was scared to death of that.
Nancy the Leanan Sidhe: She sure was and it was great.
Cosmo was picking his toes and then…
CLANG!
Wanda hit him over the head with a Frying Pan.
Wanda: Cosmo you dunderhead! Listen! It's true and she really did threaten her.
Poof: You're not kidding there.
Crystal Man: We're proud of Whitney for standing up to a formidable prankster like Luan.
Anti-Wanda: I am too y'all. Lets do it!
They fired waves of magic, apples, rock, crystal and earth and smashed her down.
Loni: That was totes awesome!
Applejack: YEEHAW! That was great!
Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Ampfibian, Linka, Paula, Blast Off and G1 Vortex VS Tchang Zu - Kendra's Ambassador Mission
Tchang Zu the Demon Sorcerer of Thunder was next.
Tchang Zu: (to Rainbow Dash) I heard Kendra had her first Ambassador Mission. Did she have fun?
Rainbow Dash: She sure did and it was so awesome. She went to Hennepin County in Minnesota and met Charlie Brown and all his friends.
Scootaloo: Who doesn't know all about Charlie Brown? He is awesome and great!
Whirlwind: Yeah he sure is. Charlie Brown and all his friends have been an iconic staple for a long time.
Ampfibian: They sure have.
Linka Loud: I think it's so awesome.
Paula: Even though Charlie Brown and his friends all don't have that many enemies they are still awesome.
Tchang Zu: I agree. Lets do it!
They fired waves of rainbows, lightning and wind and smashed him down.
Rainbow Dash: That was AWESOME!
Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Life Skylanders, Anura, Toad Man, Quake Woman and Princess Luna VS Carmen Dillo - Cemetery Wind surfacing at the mall
Carmen Dillo was next.
Carmen Dillo: (to Fluttershy) I heard Cemetery Wind surfaced at the mall. Now, how the Hell did they get to our Earth?
Fluttershy: That is a really good and interesting question. I hope we find out soon.
Tornado Bolt: Yeah so we can stop them and make them pay for everything they did.
Stealth Elf: Those terrorists are monsters and they need to be destroyed.
Anura: Or arrested and destroyed.
Toad Man: Yeah. Cemetery Wind is now a big time terrorist organization wanted by the FBI, CIA and Interpol. We're making lots of reward money by capturing and killing them.
Carmen Dillo: Wow! That is awesome! Perhaps we can get in on some of that and help out with capturing them. Lets do it!
They fired waves of leaves, grass and flowers and smashed him down.
Fluttershy: That was fun.
Luke Loud, Pinkie Pie, Tech Skylanders, Honey the Honeybee, Winnie the Pooh, Sugarcoat and Lemon Zest VS Cavalier - The pranks we pulled on Flip, Lewis and Billy
Cavalier was next.
Cavalier: (to Luke) The pranks you all pulled on Flip, Lewis and Billy were hilarious! I hope this won't be the only time.
Luke Loud: Don't worry. We're just only getting started with them. We have many more pranks where that came from.
Pinkie Pie: Yeah we sure are and these pranks are all really really really really funny!
Sprocket: They sure are funny!
Honey the Honeybee: Yeah and we're laughing so hard from them.
Winnie the Pooh: They sure are funny though.
Sugarcoat: It is very humorous and very amusing to see hooligans like Flip, Lewis and Billy getting their comeuppance like this.
Lemon Zest: It sure is awesome and really funny.
Cavalier: It sure was. Shall we start?
Luke Loud: Lets shall.
Luke went up to Cavalier and pulled out a white glove and slapped him across the face.
Cavalier: I accept your challenge!
They got into a swordfight and then fired waves of metal, gears, lightning and energy and smashed him down.
Luke Loud: Take that!
Pinkie Pie: BEST USUAL BATTLE EVER!
Lane, Princess Celestia, Light Skylanders, Toepick, Shrek, Centaur Man and Flame Man VS Eris - Funny how we did all kinds of funny pranks
Eris was next.
Eris: (to Lane) It's funny how you and the others did all kinds of funny pranks. I hope you particiated in them.
Lane: Oh I sure did and it was so awesome!
Princess Celestia: Doing all these pranks really brings out the prankster in me like I was before.
Spotlight: They were all so funny and awesome!
Toepick: I thought so too. They are funny.
Shrek: Boy they sure are funny.
Eris: Indeed. Lets dance!
They fired waves of light and energy and smashed her down.
Lane: ALL RIGHT!
Princess Celestia: That was so awesome!
Jack Landors, Starlight Glimmer, Undead Skylanders, Noriko the Owl Mage, Luz, Demolishor and Reflector VS Cad Bane - Leanne being amazingly smart
Cad Bane was next.
Cad Bane: (to Jack) Leanne is amazingly smart. Out of all of Nico's friends, she and Missy are probably the most intelligent.
Jack Landors: You're not kidding. Leanne is the smartest one there is and she's also the youngest of them out there. She graduated from high school at age 6 and graduated university at age 7. So awesome.
Starlight Glimmer: Boy no kidding! Having an IQ of 412 like that means you have a brain that is more powerful than Professor Stephen Hawking and Albert Einstein combined.
Hex: That is so awesome.
Noriko the Owl Mage: It sure is cool though.
Luz: It sure is awesome.
Cad Bane: Indeed. Lets do it!
They fired waves of stars, magic, bones and energy and smashed him down.
Jack Landors: Take that!
Starlight Glimmer: That was amazing!
Nick Russell, Twilight Sparkle, Sunny Starscout, Magic Skylanders, Celestia - Lightsworn Angel, Princess Celestia, Icepick and Scowl VS Frederick Myers A.K.A. Boomerang (Marvel) - Awesome pranks we did
Boomerange was next.
Boomerang: (to Nick) (Australian Accent) Those are some awesome pranks you guys did. (laughs) Now I know why people don't like lima beans!
Nick Russell: Yeah no kidding!
They laughed.
Twilight Sparkle: That was so funny that we duplicated what happened to SpongeBob during the whole Krabby Land fiasco.
Sunny Starscout: Lily told us all about what happened during that and it was both funny and crazy. Mr. Krabs must've learned a really huge lesson that day.
Spyro: He sure did. Being cheap and greedy can lead to getting your butt kicked. Big time.
Celestia - Lightsworn Angel: You got that right Spyro.
Princess Celestia: That was so awesome though.
Boomerang: Yeah. And those techniques you all used were so awesome. I've never seen you all laugh so hard.
Nick Russell: Yeah we sured laughed hard huh?
Boomerang: You sure did! Lets do it!
They fired waves of fire, magic and light and smashed him down.
Nick Russell: Awesome!
Twilight Sparkle: That was amazing!
Becca Chang, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Viania the Beelzebub, Shino, Barath Beyond, and Borth Majar VS Gator Ghoul - Never laughed so hard
Gator Ghoul was next.
Gator Ghoul: (to Becca) I've never laughed so hard until today. I think I may have even barfed up my breakfast.
Becca Chang: I didn't want to hear that part but yeah we all laughed really hard didn't we?
Rarity: Oh we most certainly did. It was so funny.
Sweetie Belle: Boy it sure was. We all never laughed so hard before.
Gill Grunt: Yeah it sure was hysterical.
Viania: This was one of the funnest days we've had. There are many more to come. Wouldn't you agree Shino.
Shino: I would definitely agree on that. It's always amusing to get some justice done on people like Flip, Lewis and Billy for all that they did.
Gator Ghoul: It sure is good. Lets do it!
They fired waves of water, jewels, ice and energy and smashed him down.
Becca: ALL RIGHT!
Rarity: Rapture darling that was grand!
Wonder Woman, Princess Luna, Moondust, Dark Skylanders, Jetray, Superman, Jesse Glenn and Snarler VS Kite Man - Hope Flip, Billy and Lewis have humiliation insurance
Kite Man was next.
Kite Man: (to Wonder Woman) I hope Flip, Billy and Lewis have humiliation insurance. (laughs) Not that they have a lot of money anymore!
Wonder Woman: That is true but funny. I thought it was awesome myself.
Princess Luna: Reminds me of some of the pranks I did on Tia and it was awesome.
Moondust: Oh yeah! Aunt Celestia and mom are both really awesome pranksters and they still got it too.
Blackout: They sure do and it's awesome.
Jetray: Yeah it's awesome.
Superman: Yeah funny.
Kite Man: It sure was funny. Lets do it!
They fired waves of darkness and energy and smashed him down.
Wonder Woman: All right!
Princess Luna: A true victory of the night!
Leanne Nikos the Galvan Gene-Slammer VS MetalEtemon
MetalEtemon was next.
MetalEtemon: Hope you are ready for a great battle. Uhhuhuh!
Leanne: I am always ready for an amazing confrontation.
MetalEtemon: Good. (Echoing) BANANA SLIP!
He threw a banana peel and Leanne dodged it.
Leanne: Man that gag is old.
Leanne fired a wave of lightning and it hit MetalEtemon and knocked him down.
SPD Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Laney, Nico, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Lana and Lola VS Sinuku
Sinuku was next.
Nico: Always ready for this. Lets crack your safe first.
Nico teleported and opened Sinuku's safe and in it was a bunch of rings called the Rings of the Earthbound Immortals, they're rings with large gems inserted and they have the colors of The Earthbound Immortals, and around the large colored gems are the Earthbound Immortals. Once put on their fingers, they'll get a massive power and energy increase, and they're for The Dark Signers, as well.
Nico: Cool these rings look cool.
Nico teleported back with them.
SPD Rangers: READY! SPD EMERGENCY!
They transformed and were ready!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! SPD!
They transformed into the SPD Rangers too!
Nico: Now for the fun part. SPD MORPHER! JUDGEMENT MODE!
Nico pulled out his morpher and press a button and then a timer came on and 30 seconds later a red X lit up.
Nico: Guilty!
SPD Rangers: CANINE CANNON!
They summoned the Canine Cannon.
Nico: FIRE!
They fired energy and elemental blasts and the elemental blasts all hit him first and then the blast from the cannon hit Sinuku and he exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!
He exploded and was locked in a containment card!
Sinuku: LET ME OUTTA HERE!
Nico picked him up.
Nico: Sinuku you have failed this city!
Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega win.
We all regrouped and cheered wildly.
Nico: This was awesome!
Eris: Well, that's the end of the first humiliation day.
Luan: It sure is!
Cad Bane: It's good to know you guys still got it.
Boomerang: Man, I hope we have more days like these!
Gator Ghoul: I have a feeling that we will.
Kite Man: And let's not forget the Icky Vicky Rants.
Nico: Yeah. But this was one of the goofiest and funniest missions ever.
Laney: Boy it sure was. And they do say that laughter is the best medicine.
Lana: That's true.
Nico: It sure was funny though. But great job today everyone. These three are not going to be feeling anything anytime soon.
Flip, Lewis and Billy were REALLY MANGLED up!
WILHEIM SCREAM!
Nico: But they had it coming.
Lola: They sure did.
Luan: (To the viewers) Hope you all got a great laugh out of all this. This was one of the funniest adventures ever known.
Whitney Emmington: Yeah it sure was. And Luan I'm sorry I said that to you earlier. I was just defending Lincoln.
Luan: It's okay Whitney. Thanks for helping me out though.
Whitney Emmington: Anytime Luan.
We later went back home and enjoyed the rest of the day before going to sleep.
THE END
Another awesome and really funny adventure complete.
This chapter was one of the funniest chapters we've done and it was so awesome! I hope you guys don't split your sides laughing while you read this. The first part for the chapter was for the awesome 1989 movie Honey, I Shrunk The Kids and that was one of my favorite movies from my childhood. Awesome movie too. The second part was for the Skylanders Light Sensei Realm from Skylanders Imaginators and that was awesome! NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Etstheclarencefan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys. Nico's next rescue is gonna be an awesome one as Nico, Sydney Burlington go to the dam of Daggett and Norbert and stop them from Musking everything in their path like they did in that episode Another One Bites the Musk. They are also going to meet a Spheroid gene-slammer named Hailey Kirlian. It's gonna be funny and awesome. The next rescue for Lincoln is gonna be in the funny Ed Edd N Eddy episode Hanky Panky Hullabaloo and they are going to not only see what Peach Creek Junior was like during Valentines Day even though we only have 20 days left before the holiday for real but also they are going to probably hurl their guts out seeing Double D together with May. Also they are going to meet an Elemental HERO Magma Neos Gene-Slammer. Get ready for a scorching hot desert rescue adventure as we go to the Moonlands for an awesome rescue in the deserts of D'Resh and we're going to rescue a bunch of girls from quicksand in the desert while facing the evil Koichi Shidou who is out to get revenge on Nico, Rei and everyone for ruining everything for him.
See you all tomorrow.
