HAPPY GROUNDHOG DAY 2022 EVERYONE!
In Peach Creek in Atlanta, Georgia, Nico, Lana and Kaede were walking to the school.
Nico: Thanks for coming with me, Lana and you too Kaede.
Lana: No biggie wiggie Nico.
Kaede: I'm honored to go with you on one of your awesome rescues Nico.
Nico: You'll have a lot of fun on them. And from the looks of things we're going to Peach Creek Jr. High. It'll be awesome to see more of the Eds old school.
Lana: It sure will.
They went in.
[Kevin enters a hallway. Nazz creeps up to him and begins to tell a story.]
Nazz: "Dude! Did you hear what went down yesterday?" [Eddy hears and listens in.]
Kevin: "No. What?"
Nazz: "You're not going to believe this, Double D made Lee Kanker's foot swell up like a beach ball!"
Nico: Geez. That must've hurt. Serves that heartless witch right.
Lana: Yeah that stupid 3-Eyed freak had it coming.
Kaede: How did that happen?
Nico: Double D accidentally dropped a huge heavy book that weighed 75 pounds onto her foot.
Kaede: Ouch.
Kevin: [begins to snicker] "Yeah, right. What'd he use, the deadly art of algebra?" [laughs]
Nazz: "No, seriously. I heard they had to use a whole refrigerator of ice just to stop the big toe from ballooning!"
Nico: Ouch.
Lana: That must've taken a lot of ice.
[Eddy has heard enough. He looks towards Edd, who is ironing his tie IN SCHOOL. Eddy then goes over and twangs Edd's arm. The arm wobbles and goes slack.]
Nico: Hmm.
Eddy: [Rolling up Edd's arm] "You sent the Kankers packing?" [He laughs.] "What'd you use, the deadly art of allergies?"
Ed: "Do not taunt the D, Eddy." [He turns, fear in his eyes.] "I was there."
Nico: Really?
Edd: "Oh, please, it was an accident, honestly! I feel just awful."
Nico: (Puts his hand on his shoulder) It was all an accident Double D.
Kaede: Yeah you didn't mean to.
Rolf: "Head in sock Ed-boy! Rolf requires your assistance." [He grins.] "May you have a spare writing stick? Rolf's has been reduced to that of a size of a baby's bazoo!" [He holds up a tiny pencil.]
Nico: Boy you wore it down to the Nub.
Edd: "Why, of course I do, Rolf."
[Edd rummages through his locker. Suddenly, he high-kicks Rolf in the face.
KROW!
[Rolf stumbles backwards and bows, pained. Edd then brings his foot down on Rolf's head.
SMASH! CRASH!
[Rolf stands up, haggard, and the final blow comes–a rain of pencils, nailing him to a locker. Edd's body shakes as he lowers the cup and the last few pencils fall out.]
Nico: Man that gag is old!
Rolf: "Rolf would have taken a simple 'no, not today,' yes?"
Kaede: Let me help you down Rolf.
She used her phantom hands to get him down and Lana formed a shadow clone to take him to the nurse.
Nazz: "Dude. It's always the quiet ones, I swear." [She drags Kevin away.]
Sarah: "Did you see the look in his eyes?"
Jimmy: "We didn't. See. Anything. Sarah."
Edd: [protesting his innocence] "But I–I–"
Jonny: "Head for the hills, buddy! Double D's cracked! Lost it I tell ya!" [The two bail, Jonny carrying Rolf away.]
Eddy: [joyful] "Double D! I never knew you had it in ya! You're an animal! Pow! Kablooey! Badda-boom!"
[Edd runs away.]
Eddy: "Aw. Where ya goin?"
Ed: [horrified, clutching Eddy] "Gaah! Double D has fallen down the deep dark crack between the couch pillows of life, Eddy! Slipping through the fuzz in our belly button existence, burrowing–"
[Eddy reaches up and turns Ed's sound off by twisting his eye.]
Eddy: "We're gonna rule this dump, Ed!"
[Eddy takes off. Ed stands in the hall, looking sad.]
Nico: Deja Vu.
Lana: This is REALLY BIG Deja Vu.
Kaede: This happened to you before Nico?
Nico: It sure did.
[Rolf is holding up an X-ray of his head.]
It showed that his skull was cracked. OUCH!
Rolf: "How can one who wears a sock on his head do this? I ask you!"
Nico: You're lucky that Double D didn't kill you Rolf.
Kaede: Yeah that would have done you in normally.
Kevin: "Dude, you should frame that."
Nico: Yeah that would be awesome on your wall.
[Eddy throws the doors to the lunchroom wide open. He is dressed sharply in a black leather jacket and his hair is spiked up.]
Nico: Whoa! Love the badass look Eddy. (In his head) I think Luan would like to see you like that.
Eddy: Thanks Nico. Rocks huh?
[Jimmy cowers. Eddy takes a can of soda and cracks it open. Knowing that Edd will protect him if the kids go on the offensive, he thwacks Jonny and slaps Sarah, sending her spinning. He then takes Jimmy's lunch.]
Eddy: "Gimme that!"
[Edd goes to sit at a table, and the kids at the table immediately get up.]
Nico: (In his head) They think Double D is a bully when he really isn't.
Edd: [confused] "Why are you all leaving?"
Eddy: [enjoying his power] "Yeah! Why ya leaving?"
Edd: "Didn't I say that already, Eddy?"
Nico: He really is enjoying the power.
Lana: No kidding.
Eddy: "Here. Let me help ya!" [helping Edd into a chair] "Pretty good seat, huh?" [Sarah grabs him.]
Sarah: [fist cocked] "Who the heck do you think you are!"
Nico grabbed her arm.
Nico: Put him down. (Threateningly) NOW.
Jimmy: "No Sarah, don't! You can't! He's watching."
[Edd is watching them out of the corner of his eye. Noticing that Sarah and Jimmy are looking at him, he turns and waves, smiling in a friendly manner. Sarah, cowed, puts Eddy down and dusts him off.
Nico: Hmm.
[Ed goes to the end of the table far away from Edd.]
Ed: "Just me."
Edd: "Why is Ed sitting way over there?"
Eddy: "Way over there! You are so right!" [Something distracts him.] "Whoa, Rolf's got grapes!"
[Eddy runs towards Rolf. Edd scratches his head.]
Marie: "That's my pie, I saw it first!"
Jonny: "No way, Plank saw it first!"
[Marie and Jonny are fighting over a piece of pie.]
Marie: "In your dreams, weirdo."
Jonny: "Plank had first dibs, before you and your bad vibes showed up!"
Marie: "Gimme it!"
Jonny: "No!"
Marie: "Gimme it!"
Jonny: "What are ya, hard of hearing?"
Nico: MARIE GIVE JONNY THAT PIE YOU BLUE-HAIR FREAK!
Marie: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME!?
[Edd looks in the other direction. Rolf is feeding Eddy grapes.]
Marie: "Let go, kid!"
Jonny: "It's Plank's!"
Marie: "Ask me if I care!"
[Edd approaches the arguing couple.]
Edd: "Pardon my intrusion, but surely a compromise is not out of the question?"
[Jonny begins to sweat.]
SMACK!
[Edd reaches up and smacks him into Marie. Marie topples over, throwing Jonny off.
CRASH! SMASH!
[Jonny flies through a wall and lands on the grass at the base of a tree.]
CRASH!
Jonny: "Have I stopped yet?"
Nico: OUCH!
Kaede: I'll go get him to the nurse.
Nico: Thanks Kaede.
[Edd is holding the defeated Marie.]
Nico: Whoa. Ouch.
Eddy: "Who's next!" [He sings La Cucuracha.] "Ba, da da da da da da da da da, da da da da da da da da da, da da da da da da da, da da da da da da!"
Kevin: "Oh, man."
Nazz: "Not cool."
Kaede: This is al totally accidental.
Nico: Yep. And this all happened to me too.
Lana: It's true Kaede.
Jimmy: [cowering] "Viciousness, thy name is Double D."
Eddy: "Ole!" [He throws confetti at Edd.]
Edd: "Please, let me explain!"
Eddy: "Yeah, let him!"
Rolf: "Flee for your lives!"
[Eddy's words start a panic. All the kids except for Ed run for a corner and cower there.]
Edd: "There's been a great breach of judgement!"
Eddy: "Yeah! Breach the heck out of em, Double D!"
Edd: "Things are not as they appear!"
Jimmy: "WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH ME!? Take my money!" [He throws it at Edd. Eddy, in the background, takes the money.] "My comb!" [It hits Edd.] "My moisturizing lotions!" [They land in front of Edd.] "Take it, take it!"
Nico: Ok. Everyone, just calm down.
No one was listening.
Nico: Whoa! They think Double D is a sociopathic monster!
Edd: "Sarah? You certainly can't believe–" [Ed, wearing an angry look on his face, steps in front of Sarah.]
Nico: Looks like Ed's love for his sister kicked in.
Lana: It sure did.
Ed: "Stay away! Stay away from my baby sister, you meanie!" [Ed uses a chair to back Edd up.]
Edd: "Ed! My dear friend! How can you say that?" [Ed presses the chair into Edd's face.]
Ed: "We are friends no more! My mom says I can't be chums with a Fighting Fisticuffs like you!"
[Ed's heart wells up in his throat and breaks and he swallows it. Edd melts. Both begin to cry.]
POOR EDD AND ED.
Edd: [tear-filled] "This ends now!" [He grabs the end of the chair.]
Ed: "AAAAH!" [The beatdown begins]
SMASH WHAP BIFF WHOMP BIFF!
Ed: "Holy schmoly!"
CRASH!
[Ed leaves his imprint on the ceiling]
TREMENDOUS CRASHING AND SMASHING!
Ed: "Oh, Help me! Uncle! Uncle!" [The cafeteria is torn up by the fight.] "Run away!" [Ed digs his way out and escapes.]
Edd: "Come back here, you!"
Kevin: "Now's our chance!"
Sarah: "Jimmy get out of there!"
[Edd turns around just in time to see the kids exit the lunch room. They are all afraid of him.]
Nico: WHAT A BEATDOWN!
Lana: No kidding!
Nico: I can't believe that I accidentally did all that and everyone thought I was a Nasty McDusterknuckles all because I slipped on some mop water.
Kaede: Geez.
Eddy: "Yeah! You better run! 'Cause Double D's got all your numbers! And your addresses! Ooh yeah, I'm pumped baby!" [serious] "Maybe a little rough on Ed, huh? He is our pal, you know."
[Edd begins to look angry.]
Eddy: [a bit nervous] "Right! You know best, champ! So hey, I'm gonna go make Nazz rub my feet." [He leaves.]
Edd: "What have I become? Are these indeed the hands of a lowly thug?" [He holds out his shaking arms.]
Nico, Lana and Kaede went over to console him.
Edd is in the science and gardening room filled with plants, tending a flower]
Nico, Lana and Kaede were comforting him as he was crying. Poor Double D.
Nico: Relax, Double D. We know you didn't mean it on purpose. How about we take you out for some jawbreakers? I'm buying.
Lana: Yeah Double D it's not your fault man.
Kaede: You wouldn't hurt anyone like that. It's just that they are scared of you for no good reason.
Nico: Yeah man.
[Suddenly, They hears a noise behind them. A cup rolls out, and Edd turns around. He looks under a table.]
Nico: There's someone under the table.
Edd: "Ed? Is that you? Here, let me have your hand!" [He extends his hand into the blackness.]
Jimmy: "AAH! You leave me alone!" [He runs around the room.] "You dirty gorilla! You punky palooka!" [His screams grow less and less distinct as his hysteria builds.]
Edd: [crying] "Oh, what's the use!? Who'll ever believe I'm anything other than a rambunctious rough egg!"
Edd was crying hard.
Nico: Nice going Jimmy.
[Jimmy hides in a watering can. He peers out as Edd's tears water the flower. The flower starts to sprout and blooms into a thing of magnificent beauty, formed to the symphony of Edd's tears.]
Lana: Ooh that is beautiful.
Kaede: What a beautiful flower.
Kaede smelled it and it smelled like roses times 10.
Kaede: It smells magnificent.
Jimmy: "Double D!"
CRASH!
[Edd, startled, leaps up, banging his head on a florescent light. He falls to the ground.]
Nico: OUCH!
Jimmy: [gazing at the flower, amazed] "You cross-pollenated a rose with a Baby Blue Gym Sock!
Nico: I didn't know that was possible. Sounds like something Laney and Fluttershy would do.
Jimmy: I agree. Only hands as gentle as hummingbird's wings could have spliced the two together! I believe you, Double D!"
Lana: (In her head) If Linka were here she would console Double D to the max.
Edd: [grateful] "You do? Oh, thank you, thank you Jimmy!" [He hugs Jimmy.] "If only the others had listened to my pleas of innocence!"
Jimmy: "Sounds like you need a shoulder to cry on, Double D." [He takes out some hedge clippers.] "Be right with you!" [He trims a hedge into the shape of a psychiatrist's couch.] "Gimme the dirt, and don't spare me the details!"
Nico: A psychiatrist couch from a hedge. Very cool.
[Edd lies on the couch, and Jimmy brings up a stool, ready to listen to Edd's story.]
Edd: "Oh, Jimmy, I'm blurred, bewildered, befuddled at this maylay of misinterpretation! First, when my book plunged onto the top of Lee's foot–a fortuitous mishap, I assured them–yet that's the seed of fear. Then Rolf, oh, dear Rolf, in need of a new pencil! His worn, old, unusable! I was only to happy to provide him with one." [He flashes back to the scene in the hall.]
Flashback Edd: "Oh, why of course I do, Rolf."
[Searching for his pencils, he knocks a container of Liquid White onto the floor. Stepping on it, he slips, and his foot slams into Rolf's chin. His tie catches on a hook in his locker, and his foot comes down on Rolf's head. The tie then yanks him back. He snaps forward afterwards, and the pencils in his cup fly forward, pinning Rolf to the locker.]
Flashback Rolf: "Rolf would have taken a simple 'no, not today,' yes?"
Nico: You accidentally slipped on a liquid white container and your tie got caught in your coat hook?
Kaede: Ouch.
Edd: "Another regrettable blunder! As would be the one that happened next!"
[Edd remembers the cafeteria.]
Flashback Marie: "That's my pie, I saw it first!"
Flashback Jonny: "No way, he saw it first!"
Edd: "Remembering Mother had packed my lunch with a slice of her heavenly apple crumble pie, I thought the best thing to compose this conflict would be to share it." [In the flashback, Edd reaches in and stabs his finger on the fork. His hand leaps out, hitting Jonny. This leads to the destruction seen earlier.] "Not again! Again, my good intentions were cowed by my gawkish demeanor!"
OUCH!
Kaede: You accidentally stabbed your finger with your fork?
Nico: YIKES!
Lana: That must've hurt!
Flashback Ed: "Stay away!"
Edd: "Then came the hardest blow of all! My dear friend lost his hope and faith because of my stumblings! Enough was enough. I could see it was up to me to vindicate myself. So in order to do this, I needed to remove the chair that separated our beloved friendship." [Edd grabs the chair and pulls at it. Ed falls onto him. Ed, panicking, then begins to scream, and runs around, destroying the lunchroom as he runs.]
Flashback Ed: "Uncle! Uncle!"
Edd: [back to the real world] "Couldn't they see? How am I to blame? It's so obvious! Is it me? But I'm a pacifist!"
Nico: Double D it was all just a bunch of accidents. I mean look at Eugene in Arnold's class. He's more prone to accidents because he gets himself hurt all the time.
Lana: Yeah.
Jimmy: [coming up with a diagnosis] "You've been marked with a scarlet letter, Double D. All you need is someone to strip it from you, and validate that sweet and gentle you!" [He throws the door open.] "Follow me, silly!"
Edd: "Wait, Jimmy!"
[Jimmy runs down the hall. Suddenly, he stops and backs up. He is staring at Kevin, who is leaning against the soda machine. Kevin kicks it, but no soda falls out. Edd comes up next to Jimmy.]
Kevin: "Weak."
Jimmy: "You think you're so tough!" [He slaps Edd with a glove.] "I challenge you to a battle royale! Are you aware of the Marquis of Queensbury rules?"
[Edd stands silent. Suddenly, he gazes down the hall and sees Kevin. The plan becomes clear.]
Edd: "Explicitly! I think. I will make you consume your foolhardy words! We shall meet at–at–oh dear..."
Jimmy: "The Pit!"
Edd: "Ah! Yes! The Pit! Three P. M., yes?"
[Kevin backs up and turns a corner, ready to spread the news.]
Kevin: "No way!"
Jimmy: "And...scene!"
Nico: Ah I get it. You're going to fake a fight.
Lana: I hope this works.
Nico: Lana, Poromon and Poliwag left the Estate before we did. Should I be concerned?
Lana: No idea.
Kaede: I have a feeling it's something crazy.
Kevin: "Double D and Jimmy are duking it out at the pit, man! Pass it on!"
[Sarah and Nazz exit the school, headed for the pit.]
Nazz: "Oh no! Poor Jimmy's a goner!"
[Ed, bruised and bandage, peers out from behind the goalposts on the football field. He takes out his egg, which how has a face drawn on it and is wearing a hat replicating Edd's.]
Ed: "So, little Double G, seeing as my old pal Double D is now a Nasty McDustYourKnuckles, you are going to be my new friend. What would you like to do today?" [as Egg] "I, Double G, am gentle, unlike that evil Double D you speak of. Um, shall we talk about fossils and dish soap?" [as Ed, sorrowfully] "Double D used to talk about dish soap all the time!"
[Eddy grabs Ed and sets him on a chair. Eddy is being carried on the chair by Jonny and Rolf.]
Eddy: "Move it, slow coaches! Or I'll make sure you're next in the pit!"
Jonny: "Yes sir, Mr. Eddy, sir!" [Ed fell off the chair]
[The kids are gathered at the pit. Jimmy is wearing a robe and practicing his punches.]
Eddy: [arriving] "Out of the way, make room, best friend of the school bruiser coming through! So move if you know what's good for you!"
[Edd, bored, checks his watch.]
Sarah: [worried] "Jimmy, are you crazy? He's gonna turn you into cold cuts!"
Jimmy: "Sometimes a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do, Sarah!" [His snake tattoo has reappeared.]
Eddy: "Spare the cliches, twerp, 'cause Double D's gonna mop the floor with that curly head of yours!"
Edd: "You still have time to yield to your inevitable fate of losing to me, Jimmy. Make haste, before I change my mind!"
Rolf: "The pasty boy is done for!"
Jimmy: "I got your knuckle sandwich with a side of black eye right here!"
Nico: Whoa nice talk.
Nazz: "Poor Jimmy!"
Nico: Just follow the plan Double D.
[Edd and Jimmy enter the ring, dukes up. They are at a crossroads with each other, both unwilling to throw the first punch. Suddenly, they start to slap at each other, engaging in a slapping fight.]
Nico snickered.
Jonny: "Give 'im the ol' one-two, Jimmy!"
Ed: "This isn't happening!"
Eddy: "That's my boy! Stay on him, Sockhead!" [He pulls out a hot dog and bites into it.]
Sarah: "Run, Jimmy, run!"
[Jimmy is now running in circles. Edd is chasing him around and around.]
Kevin: "Quit prancing around and pound him, Jimmy!"
Eddy: "What's the matter, Jimmy, your curls go limp on ya?"
Jimmy: "Pardon?"
[A hot dog with mustard hits him in the face, splashing mustard everywhere.]
Eddy: "That mustard looks good on you! It's yellow! Like you! Get it? I got a million of them!"
[Jimmy turns away and faces Edd.]
The Kids: "JIM-MY! JIM-MY! JIM-MY! JIM-MY!"
Jimmy: [to Edd] "Okay. Ready?"
SMACK!
[A relish-topped dog hits Jimmy on the back of his head. He turns around and gets one with ketchup in the face.]
Eddy: [laughing] "My bad!"
[Jimmy clears his eyes, but Eddy launches another relished dog at him. A mustard-filled hot dog follows.]
SMACK!
Jimmy: "Stop that! How can I concentrate with you–" [Ketchup.]
Nazz: "Hey, that's not fair!" [Edd turns and looks at her.] "Uh...nevermind."
Eddy: "Bombs away!"
[Eddy throws another hot dog, this one with mustard, at Jimmy. Jimmy catches it, anger in his eyes.]
Nico: Wow! Nice catch.
Lana: Yeah.
Plank:
Jonny: "I don't know where he's getting all those hot dogs from, Plank!"
Eddy: [taunting Jimmy] "Jimmy looks like he's gonna blow up! Oh wait, he already did when we turned him into a sumo wrestler, remember?"
Nico: Oh boy.
Jimmy: [charging Eddy] "I hope you're wearing a cup, 'cause you're creme brulee, mister!"
Eddy: "Yeah right."
[Jimmy tries to get to the top of the metal where Eddy is sitting. Edd grabs him by the pants.]
Edd: "Nonono. Have you forgotten our mission here?"
Jimmy: "Lemme go!"
Kevin: "Sha! Double Dweeb's gonna pants him!"
Edd: "Stop it! Right now!"
[Edd yanks Jimmy's hands free. Jimmy goes flying backwards and slams into Kevin and Rolf.]
SMASH! CRASH!
Eddy: "Way to go, Sockhead!"
[Jimmy lies on the ground as Eddy laughs. His face turns red, and steam starts to come out of his ears.]
UH OH!
Sarah: "Jimmy, are you okay?"
TTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTT!
[Jimmy explodes. He charges at Edd in a fury, looking for all the world like a mad dog. Edd is helpless against the berserk Jimmy; a thug through happenstance, he has no idea how to defend himself against the onslaught.]
POW WHAM SMASH BLAM BIFF CRACK WHOMP SMASH SMACH BIFF WHAM ZONK ZOWIE THWACK WHAP THOTH!
Eddy: [seeing Edd losing] "Double D! Do something! You're the tough guy!"
[Jimmy finishes up. The dust clears, his face turns to normal, and he looks around.]
Jimmy: "What happened?"
Rolf: "The reign of the head-in-sock tyrant has ceased!"
[Edd lies on the ground in pain, bruised all over with a bite mark on his tongue and looking like he lost a fight with a crazed superhero. Jimmy is shocked of learning of what he has done to Edd]
Nico: HOLY MOTHER OF FUCKING SHIT!
Kaede: Double D REALLY got his butt handed to him!
Lana: MAN! Thank goodness that didn't happen to you Nico!
Nico: Yeah! Now it's time to set things straight!
Lana: Yeah!
Nico: Jimmy, what the Hell was that back there?! That wasn't part of the plan!
Jimmy: I know!
Nico: EVERYONE SHUT UP NOW!
They stopped.
Nico: NOW YOU WAIT JUST ONE GODDAMN MINUTE HERE! DOUBLE D IS NOT A BULLY! EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED TO YOU ALL WAS ONE BIG FUCKING ACCIDENT!
Nico told everyone everything that happened because it was all an accident and how it was not Double D's fault. Kaede was healing him up and he was really mangled up. Double D was a total mess and was practically beaten to within an inch of his life.
Nico: Now I believe you all owe Double D an apology.
Nazz: Double D we're sorry. We thought you were a bully.
Kevin: Yeah sorry Dork.
Rolf: Rolf is sorry Double D Ed Boy.
Sarah: Sorry Double D.
Jonny: Yeah sorry Double D and Plank says he's sorry too.
Jimmy: Sorry too Double D. I snapped.
?: Blame Eddy for that.
A Necrofriggian came.
Nico: Whoa a Necrofriggian.
Necrofriggian: (In a girls voice) (Hawaiian Accent) Been a long time Nico.
Nico: That voice. Kanai? Kanai Humuhumunukunukuapuaa?
Necrofriggian: Yep.
Double D: Interesting. Are you from Hawaii?
Necrofriggian: Yes I am.
Nico: Kanai is my friend from Geology Class. We went to Hawaii, her native land to go study all about the volcanoes of Hawaii.
Necrofriggian: Yep. We got samples of rocks and even samples of red hot molten lava.
Nico: Yep. We had to put on volcano heat suits to protect us from the sulfuric poisonous gasses and even the intense heat when we were on Kilauea. It was awesome and amazing.
Necrofriggian: It sure was. And very dangerous too. But we got A+'s on our projects by going to the source.
Nico: Yep.
Lana: That is awesome.
Kaede was healing up Edd as best as she could as he was on a bed she got out.
The Kankers came.
Nico: You 3 stay put!
Eddy: Okay, Sockhead. Maybe I was pushing things too far. And I really am sorry for that.
Nico: You're forgiven, Eddy. Besides, that jacket does look cool on you.
Marie: Wait. You're just letting Lee's man off that easily?!
Nico: (glares at the Kankers) Be happy I'm doing the same for you three. Because as much as I hate to admit it, you three really have been through enough today. But the next time you want to harass the Eds and anyone else here, just remember this small act of mercy. And the fact that I can kill you three in seconds.
Kaede: And Nico is not afraid to do so!
Lana: But it goes against our code.
Nico: Oh right. I forgot about that. Sorry. Thanks for reminding me Lana. Let me rephrase that. Because as much as I hate to admit it, you three really have been through enough today. But the next time you want to harass the Eds and anyone else here, just remember this small act of mercy. And the fact that I can send you 3 to prison just like that.
Lana: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Necrofriggian: I have a lot of them but my favorite would be when we were at my favorite restaurant in Honolulu and we ate a huge stack of pancakes that was as big as a whole pizza.
Nico: I remember that! The Super Hawaii Pancake Challenge. It was awesome!
Lana: Sounds like my kind of challenge.
Kaede: Man I love pancakes.
Lana: Did you guys eat the whole thing?
Nico: We sure did and we won an awesome Hawaiian Pancake Trophy and a great T-Shirt.
Necrofriggian: We sure did and it was awesome.
Nico: It sure was. Also our teammate Ben, you'll think this is crazy but he has 8 Necrofriggian children.
Necrofriggian: That is crazy.
Nico: Okay. Time to revert you back.
Nico put on his blind man glasses.
Lana: You guys better cover your eyes. Nico's friend Nicole can smell perverts when they surface.
Kevin: Oh.
The boys covered their eyes and Nico snapped his fingers and Kanai reverted back and she had blue eyes and ocean blue hair and she was in her birthday suit and Nico gave her a new outfit and she was awesome in it.
Kanai: Wow! Look at this outfit.
Nico: Yeah we have an amazing team fashion team.
Kanai: This is amazing though.
Marie: Your clothes suck eggs!
Kanai fired a wave of ice wind from her hand and froze the Kankers in a big block of ice.
Nico: Wow! Thanks for saving me from having to do that.
Kanai: No problem Nico.
Nico and Kanai then hugged and Nico felt a cold shiver.
Nico: (Shivers) Whoa! You are cold.
Kanai: Sorry. But I missed you Nico.
Nico: Me too Geology Pal.
Later they came back home and told us all about everything that happened and it was nuts. Edd was rushed to the Infirmary to rest up and Linka was gonna be by his side the entire time as he heals.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln, Me, Nico, Eli, Nicole, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lincoln's harem, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, the TLPS Cul-De-Sac Kids, Linka, and Leif Loud are heading into the Simulator, and our destination is at Peach Creek, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the eleven girls there, but we are also going to deal with Ed's Simulator counterpart, who's in a REALLY ROTTEN MOOD and he's going to be so mad that he'll want to tear the world apart because of a wood tick in his shoe, and we got word of another Malefic Dragon-Gene Slammer here, but this one is indeed another of Lincoln's Guardian Angels. The Simulator activated, and we arrived at Peach Creek.
Lincoln: Wow, we're in Peach Creek, and I think I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the eleven girls there, but we are also going to deal with Ed's Simulator counterpart, who's in a REALLY ROTTEN MOOD and he's going to be so mad that he'll want to tear the world apart.
Nico: That's right, big guy. From what Double D and Eddy told us the last time this happened, Ed had a pebble in his shoe. This one may be different, it may be like how you were in a bad mood, due to getting a wood tick in your shoe, thanks to Lana.
Me: This is going to be one dangerous fight.
TLPS Mr. Wolf: But, we're ready for him. And I got word that the next Malefic Dragon Gene-Slammer is here, and this time, it's another of Lincoln's Guardian Angels.
Lincoln: You're right on this one, TLPS Mr. Wolf. (To Leif) And thanks for coming, Leif.
Leif Loud: You're welcome, Lincoln.
Lana: If this is just like what happened to you, Lincoln, we're going to need to restrain Ed.
Lincoln: And I've got just the idea on how to restrain Ed's Simulator counterpart.
Lincoln was surrounded by snowflakes, ice crystals, and ice lightning, and when he emerged, the 16-year-old 7'0" tall, white-haired, handsome, and extremely muscular teen's orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth, large orange bands on his massive biceps and thighs, long orange trenchcoat flaps, and eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs turned marine blue, his long white hair reaching the bottom of his neck turned marine blue, his large blue pants had turned marine blue except for the gold lightning bolts, his large ankle-length white combat boots remained the same, and his deep sapphire blue eyes turned deep marine blue. Lincoln's transformed into ARCTIC LINCOLN, The Arctic Elemental Hero of Ice and another elemental hero form Lincoln's unlocked. We were really amazed, including Lana, Leif, and Luna and when Lincoln's harem saw it, their faces had an atomic red blush and hearts in their eyes.
Me: Whoa, now that's awesome.
Nico: Dang, Lincoln's unlocked another elemental hero form, I remember he transformed into Inferno Lincoln dur, Shadow Lincoln, and now, he's turned into Arctic Lincoln, awesome.
Lana: That's so awesome, Lincoln.
Lincoln: Thanks, Lana.
?: HELP!
Suddenly, Lincoln heard the sound of eleven girls calling for help, along with a really loud yell. With his deep marine blue cyborg eyes and superhuman sight, along with sensing energy signals, he saw and heard exactly where the call for help was coming from. He saw the eleven girls, but they've been cornered by Ed's Simulator counterpart, who's gone full-blown crazy thanks to Eddy's Simulator counterpart losing his temper and slapping Ed's Simulator counterpart in the back of the head, and he's going to kill them.
Lincoln: Guys, I found the eleven girls, but they've been cornered by Ed's Simulator counterpart, who's gone full-blown crazy thanks to Eddy's Simulator counterpart losing his temper and slapping Ed's Simulator counterpart in the back of the head, and he's going to kill them.
Eddy (TLPS): (Getting Mad) What?! Why, that flat-headed, greed-obsessed, no-neck chump! He has no idea of what he's just caused!
Lincoln: Let's head down there at once!
We arrived at the park, and it was a total mess, Ed's Simulator counterpart ripped everything apart with his mouth, and we saw Ed's Simulator counterpart with a light pole he ripped out of the ground and he was going to attack. But, Lincoln fired a powerful blast of ice, which froze Ed's Simulator counterpart, and the eleven girls got to safety, and just in time, as Ed's Simulator counterpart had busted out. When he saw us, he was really mad, as his eyes were red with madness and fury, and he tore his unibrow in two.
Lincoln: Whoa, he's even worse than when I had that wood tick in my shoe, and look at the carnage he's just caused, unbelievable. Sorry, Ed, but we're putting a stop to this.
Arctic Lincoln unholstered his improved massive Sword of Universal Hope and Elemental Bravery from his wider and muscular back, and we also unholstered our massive swords from our backs, and we went at Ed's Simulator counterpart, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy,
and elemental forces, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him. Then, Lincoln fired a powerful blast of ice, which froze Ed's Simulator counterpart to his head, except for his feet.
Arctic Lincoln: Now, let's see what's caused Ed to be in a bad mood.
We took off his shoe, and we saw what it was that was causing him to be in a REALLY ROTTEN MOOD: it was a wood tick and it's biting his big toe. We were surprised and shocked.
Arctic Lincoln: A wood tick?! It's just like what happened with me, and it wasn't a pebble in Ed's shoe this time. And it's the same wood tick that Lana put in my shoe, and caused my bad mood.
Lynn: (Gasps) Oh man, we got to get rid of that nasty monster off before Ed's Simulator counterpart gets loose, and tears more of Peach Creek apart.
Lana: What?! You can't, look at how cute this guy is.
We looked at Lana, and we were annoyed.
Lincoln: Lana, I'm going to personally make sure you never bring anymore harmful bugs into the Estate again.
Nico: And that's a promise.
Lincoln: J.D., do you have that anti-Wood Tick medicine you used on the wood tick that bit me?
Me: Got it.
I handed Lincoln the anti-Wood Tick medicine I used on the wood tick that bit him, and he applied it on the wood tick, and it caused it to get so woozy, it fell off Ed's toe and was put in a jar with a lid full of holes, and we saw a Malefic Red-Eyes Black Dragon had appeared and melted the ice encasing Ed's Simulator counterpart. When Ed's Simulator counterpart saw the wood tick was off his toe, he had a big goofy smile on his face, and he was back.
Ed's Simulator Counterpart: Ed is happy once more!
We holstered our massive swords on our backs and Lincoln changed back to normal.
Malefic Red-Eyes Black Dragon: (In a girl's voice) (Japanese Accent) Whew, now that was way too close.
Lincoln: Wait, that voice. Riley Kurayami, is that you?
Riley Kurayami: (Japanese Accent) That's right, Lincoln, and it's been a long time.
They went up to each other, and they hugged, and Riley was surprised at how much stronger and at how much taller and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you when you were eleven, and I've grown a lot since then.
Riley Kurayami: (Japanese Accent) Yeah, I can see, you've really grown a lot from the eleven-year-old cute little boy into a 16-year-old 7'0" tall and very handsome teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs.
Nico: Wow, Lincoln, you know her.
Lincoln: Yeah, I do, Nico. This is Riley Kurayami, she came to Michigan from Japan when she was only eleven, and she, like the other Guardian Angels, have defended me from bullies, and that included Lori, Lynn, Lola, and Luan, when they still had their dark sides in them.
Nico: Awesome.
Riley Kurayami: (Japanese Accent) And that was fun.
Lincoln: The rescues are always fun. Now, let's get you back to normal, boys, cover your eyes. Hold still, Riley, this is going to hurt.
Me, Nico, Eli, and the rest of the boys covered our eyes as Lincoln snapped his fingers, and Riley was reverting back to normal. Riley Kurayami is a beautiful 17-year-old with long black hair going down to the bottom of her neck, red eyes, fair skin, she is 6'0" in height, and she had the body of a goddess. She also now has massive black angel wings on her back, as she reigns in the power of the Malefic Red-Eyes Black Dragon, and she was in her birthday suit.
Lincoln: How do you feel, Riley?
Riley Kurayami: Good. (Realizes she's in her birthday suit) But, I'm also in my birthday suit.
Lincoln gave Riley Kurayami a new wardrobe, a sleeveless black shirt with a blood red phoenix and a black skirt with the Malefic Red-Eyes Black Dragon with dark flames on it, black leather ankle-high combat boots, and a long black sleeveless trenchcoat with the Malefic Red-Eyes Black Dragon on the back, and on her back is a large Malefic Red-Eyes Black Dragon-themed sword with a 6'5" massive, wide, double-edged, man-sized black blade with the Malefic Red-Eyes Black Dragon etched on it, large Malefic Red-Eyes Black Dragon wings for the crossguard, large blood red gem for the hilt, longer black handle, and large black faceted sphere pommel with surrounding blood red gems.
Riley Kurayami: (Japanese Accent) Wow, I love the new outfit and large sword you made for me, Lincoln.
Suddenly, a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Riley Kurayami's neck with blood red gems and crystals from her new Crystal Necklace of the Buddha on the gold lightning bolts.
Riley Kurayami: (Japanese Accent) Whoa, is this...?
Lincoln: Yep, that's a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and you're one of my many future wives, Riley.
Riley Kurayami had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes, as Lincoln wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist and he leaned down and he kissed her on the lips, and she returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the eleven girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them. The eleven girls are Kahoko Hino, Shoko Fuyuumi, Kanade Kohinata, Nia Hasekura, Ryouko Mikage, Mari Tsuzuki, Shiori Myoga, Megumi Shouji, Nami Amou, Nao Kobayashi, and Mai Koizumi from La Corda D'oro.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Kahoko Hino, Shoko Fuyuumi, Kanade Kohinata, Nia Hasekura, Ryouko Mikage, Mari Tsuzuki, Shiori Myoga, Megumi Shouji, Nami Amou, Nao Kobayashi, and Mai Koizumi.
Riley Kurayami: (Japanese Accent) From La Corda D'oro, awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Kahoko Hino: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, Kahoko Hino and the other eleven girls saw who it was that saved them from Ed's Simulator counterpart who went berserk thanks to Eddy's Simulator counterpart, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 16-year-old 7'0" tall, handsome, white-haired, bare-chested hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead, a golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive and wide right pec and it was surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, a Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his wider and more muscular back, and right on top was the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, and Buffalo, and below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Lightning Storms, The Weather, and The Thirteen Elemental Forces, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, and Golden-Hearted Lover, Father of Many Kids, Son, and Future Husband, Descendant of The 17th Century Duke Lincoln of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, God of Truth and Justice, and Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe", and he had deep sapphire blue eyes.
He had his massive Sword of Universal Hope and Elemental Bravery holstered on his wider and muscular back, his orange Crystal Saber holstered on his left hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted orange bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, his large Cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive and indestructible deep blue angel wings surging with powerful super lightning and the stars and blue nebulae reflecting on them with rainbow tips on the large deep sapphire blue feathers, and he was dressed in an orange version of He Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, and Buffalo on them and with hanging mini silver lightning bolts held up by his Belt of Elemental Bravery with large orange gem for the belt buckle on his waist, a pair of large blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large white leather combat boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on it, a large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and a Buffalo head with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on his neck and across his permanently bare chest, large fingerless black gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it, a large Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring on his left ring finger, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger, he had eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs, and circling around his feet on the floor are eight golden crosses with angelic runes.
Kahoko Hino: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.
Then, Lincoln made ten clones of himself, and he and the ten clones went up to the girls, and they picked them up and hugged them in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and kissed them on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrap their arms around the necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.
Kahoko Hino: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, eleven Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared right around the necks of Kahoko Hino, Shoko Fuyuumi, Kanade Kohinata, Nia Hasekura, Ryouko Mikage, Mari Tsuzuki, Shiori Myoga, Megumi Shouji, Nami Amou, Nao Kobayashi, and Mai Koizumi with colored gems and crystals on the gold lightning bolts. We exit the Simulator, and we told everyone what happened there, and they were shocked when they found out that Ed's Simulator counterpart had a wood tick in his shoe, and it was biting him on the toe, and it caused his bad mood, and not a pebble this time.
But, when Lincoln showed and told everyone what he did, they cheered wildly for Lincoln and the rest of us, and they hugged us, and the girls in Lincoln's harem then went up to Lincoln, and they kissed him all over. Lincoln and Riley Kurayami now have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back. Luan also gave our Eddy a kiss for beating up his Simulator counterpart for what he did that caused the mayhem.
After our wild adventure in Peach Creek in the Simulator, we were training intensely in the gym doing 100,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 9,500-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and when Riley Kurayami saw Lincoln working out like crazy, she had an atomic red blush on her face.
Riley Kurayami: (Japanese Accent) Whoa, Lincoln has really grown to be a 16-year-old 7'0" tall, really big, and really strong young man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful muscles hard at work, and to work out with those 9,500-lb barbells and not even get tired, incredible.
Lincoln: And I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Riley, and now, I can also fight and defend myself.
Riley Kurayami: (Japanese Accent) That's awesome.
Nico: It sure is, Riley. So, what memories did you have with Lincoln?
Riley Kurayami: (Japanese Accent) Oh, I remembered that one time, Lincoln and I worked together to complete an incredibly difficult Algebra assignment in Algebra Class, and there's another time that we even performed a magic show while working alongside Luan during one of the birthday parties.
Luan: They did an awesome magic show, Nico, and you should've seen it, it was so amazing.
Nico: That's so awesome, and Lincoln's been getting even better with magic, thanks to his constant training and reading from the spellbooks in our vast library and his large Spellbook of The Gods and The Universe.
Riley Kurayami: (Japanese Accent) And I've also gotten along with Lucy and The Young Morticians' Club, and they were surprised to see me again.
Lucy Loud: We truly were surprised to see you again, Riley.
Me: So, Lincoln, what can you tell us about Riley Kurayami?
Lincoln: Riley's a smart student, especially when it comes to Algebra, and like the Goths of Darkness, she adores The Occult, and she also defended me from Lynn who wanted to beat me up, and she had used her martial arts skills that she'd learned from her parents to stop Lynn, and it resulted in Lynn getting a two-week grounding.
Nico: She'll fit along great with the Goths of Darkness, and I found out that Brittney's already looking forward to teaching her everything she knows about the Occult and the darkness.
Me: Awesome, and Riley will also learn a lot more martial arts under Master Goku and the Z-Fighters.
Lincoln: That's right, guys. Oh, it's time for our date, and Nico and his harem are also joining in on the date.
Nico: Right, but first, let's get a shower.
We got a shower afterwards, and after that, Lincoln and his harem were getting ready for their date, this time, it's at Megafruit Paradise in the world of Mario.
Lincoln then snapped his fingers, and the 16-year-old 7'0" tall, white-haired, handsome, and extremely muscular teen was dressed in large orange swim trunks with a phoenix, thunderbird, buffalo, and elemental forces on it, along with his large weighted orange bands with silver phoenixes on his massive biceps and thighs, his jewelry, large orange sandals, and eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs, and he also had his weapons holstered, in case of trouble.
Nico then snapped his fingers, and the 7'0" tall, black-haired, handsome, and extremely muscular Saiyan was dressed in large red swim trunks with a phoenix and elemental forces on it, along with his red weighted orange bands with silver phoenixes on his massive biceps and thighs, his jewelry, large red sandals, and eight large colored orbs orbiting around his legs, and he also had his weapons holstered, in case of trouble.
Lincoln's harem were dressed in two-piece bikinis in their favorite colors, sandals, along with their jewelry, and they also had their weapons holstered in case of trouble.
And Nico's harem were dressed in two-piece bikinis in their favorite colors, sandals, along with their jewelry, and they also had their weapons holstered in case of trouble.
Lincoln and Nico: Well, ladies, shall we?
Lily the Mermaid and May: Of course, boys.
Lincoln, Nico, and their harems left the Estate, and they head for their destination: Megafruit Paradise in the world of Mario. When they arrived, Megafruit Paradise is a tropical island with structures made of fruit: watermelon and pineapple, with a sandy beach and crystal clear waters. They were amazed by the place.
Nico: Whoa, so this is Megafruit Paradise. This is so awesome, the structures are made of watermelon and pineapple. (Drools) My mouth is already drooling.
Lincoln: Nico, don't get any ideas, the locals won't like it. Well then, shall we?
Lily the Mermaid: Of course, Linky.
May: And we'll keep Nico from looking at and planning to eat the buildings.
Lincoln: And don't feel bad, Nico. I packed us something for lunch.
Nico: Thanks, Lincoln, I think you saved me from doing something that could upset the locals.
Lincoln, Nico, and their harems got started by jumping into the clear waters, and they are swimming in the waters. Then, they explored the buildings, and May had to keep Nico from drooling like crazy. Then, it was time for lunch, as they went outside to a picnic area, and he got out some grilled cheese sandwiches with pieces of shredded grilled chicken and bacon in it, and it satisfied Nico, and he did remember that Valerie Brinkley made those grilled cheese sandwiches with pieces of shredded grilled chicken and bacon in it. Then, as soon as the sun's about to set, Lincoln and Nico made clones of themselves, and they and the clones went up to the girls in their harems, and they picked them all up in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and just as the sun turns orange, they passionately kissed and hugged. Then, they returned home to the Estate, and they returned to their original clothes.
Me: Hey, Lincoln, Nico, how was your date?
Lincoln: It was awesome, J.D. We went to Megafruit Paradise in the world of Mario.
Me: Awesome.
May: And we had to keep Nico from eating the buildings made from watermelon and pineapple, and when it came time for lunch, Lincoln gave us the grilled cheese sandwiches with pieces of shredded grilled chicken and bacon that Valerie Brinkley made long ago, and it satisfied him.
Nico: It was so good. Valerie's an awesome cooking genius.
Lincoln: Wait until tonight, Nico, we're having the chocolate pie that we made a few hours ago, and we have it chilled in the fridge, and away from my chocoholic siblings, thanks to our mascots.
We saw the mascots standing guard at the fridge, and they scared Lana and Lola off, as they barked like dogs, and they went running from them, and that caused the other sisters to groan in defeat.
Luan: Dang it, Lincoln knew we'd try to get the chocolate pie, and he hired the mascots to guard it.
Luna: Looks like we're waiting until dessert tonight, dudes.
Lori: We've got no choice, those mascots are tough, and if we try anything, they'll get after us. So, we'll wait until tonight to have a slice of chocolate pie.
Nico: Good idea.
Later Poromon came back and he had a bag and it was full of a white powdery substance.
Me: Is that the stuff that I think it is?
Avery: What the Hell did you two just bring home?!
Poromon: The government agents after Kaede were using cocaine to strengthen their efforts. So me and Poliwag stole some of it.
Lola: Oh my God! What did you two do?!
Nico: OH NO!
Laney: This is bad guys!
Me: But on the bright side, we're going to have them come right to us so we can smash their fucking assholes into pulp!
Tayuya: You said it J.D. Lets pulverize those motherfucking idiots into dirt!
American Dad Roger Smith: Cocaine bricks! Perfect! We now have enogh crazy items to kill the rogue agents!
Roger put the cocaine bricks next to several beer bottles and red bull cans.
Shining Armor: (sighs) Well, it's either this or Kaede gets taken away.
Nico: No way am I got to let that happen! Kaede you go into my room. You'll be safe in there.
Kaede: Okay.
She went into Nico's room.
Nico: They want a fight, we'll give them a war.
We took the elevator down to the surface and we were ready.
We faced the Agents.
Rogue agent: Have some of this!
SMACK!
He hit Poromon with a bat, sending him towards one c*** brick.
Wildrider: Big mistake, pal!
Nico: NOW You're in for it!
Instantly, Poromon felt its' effects, grabbed the bat, and hit another rogue agent with it, making him drop his gun. Poromon picked up the gun and fired at the rogue agents.
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG!
Poromon: YEAH! YOU LIKE THAT?!
He blew their chests open and pumped their guts full of lead.
Eli: Take that!
American Dad Roger: Lori, drink a bottle of beer! Lynn, drink a red bull can! It's time to get crazy!
Lynn: You got it!
They got to drinking and then they went nuts and drunk and went at the thugs and ripped their necks open and smashed their heads into pulp with complete unpredictability.
Me: Lola! Go crazy on sugar!
I gave Lola some sugary candy and she went on a hyper sugar rush and smashed the thugs into pulp!
Poromon: I'M AMAZINGLY FOCUSED RIGHT NOW!
HE BLASTED THE AGENTS ALL OVER THE PLACE!
Lola: TAKE THAT YOU CLODS!
Clyde: YEAH YOU DORKS!
Poromon was about to kill the last rogue agent when he suddenly ran out of bullets. To add insult to injury, the c*** wore off as the agent walked over to him when an evil smirk.
Poromon: (touches the TV) Outside TV is safe!
G1 Smokescreen: Don't worry, Poromon! I've got your back!
He smashed the last agent into dust.
The agents were all either dead or being arrested and taken to the pokey.
Nico: Good riddance. At least Kaede is safe.
May: Thank goodness. The surviving agents are going to prison where they belong.
Me: Yep.
On the hologram phone was the Prime Minister of Japan, Mr. Takeshi Takahashi.
Me: (Speaking in Japanese) こんにちは首相。私たちに迷惑をかけてきた悪党の話を聞いたと思います。(Hello Mr. Prime Minister. I guess you heard about the rogue agents that came over to cause trouble for us.)
Prime Minister: (Japanese Accent) Yes J.D.
Blackout: Hi there, Mr. Prime Minster!
Maria: Sorry about the mess.
Prime Minister: Actually we are the ones that are sorry. Those rogue agents that were after Ms. Kaede are part of an evil terrorist group we are after. They want to use her as a weapon to destroy the world. But you don't have to worry anymore. They are all arrested and brought to trial for their crimes. Just this morning we raided their major compound in Kyushu.
Nico: Thank goodness. We'll have these monsters deported back to Japan to face judgement.
Prime Minister: Thank you Nico.
Lori, Lynn and Lola all had tremendous headaches. Same with Poromon.
Lori: (Groans) I literally have the worst ever headache.
Lynn: That's the last time I'm drinking Red Bull.
Lola: And have that much sugar. (Groans)
Nico: You'll be all right guys.
Poromon: (Groans) That was awful.
Eli: But at least we made sure those monsters are gone for good.
Me: Yeah.
Nico: Yep. It's time for our next mission and it's on File Island. There's a report of a Black Gear flying around. We got to find it and destroy it.
Eli: That's not gonna be easy. Where is it at?
Nico: It's in the cold zone near Infinity Mountain. Man that mountain is gonna be a big challenge.
Then Roxy Rocket, Dark Spicer, SkullMeramon, Killer Croc, Katnappe, Mirror Master, Man Ray, Dumbbelltron, Gameface, and Pyros appeared.
Roxy Rocket: Can me, Dark Spicer, SkullMeramon, Killer Croc, Katnappe, Mirror Master, Man Ray, Dumbbelltron, Gameface, and Pyros go with you guys?
Nico: You all sure can. We're going to File Island.
Katnappe: Awesome!
Mirror Master: We saw the battle. Are you all okay?
Nico: We're all fine.
We were off and we later arrived at File Island.
We arrived at File Island and we were in the cold sector of the island not far from Infinity Mountain.
Nico: Here we are.
Eye Five: Damn, it's cold!
Nico: Good thing were put on our jackets for this.
Megan McCallister: Yeah.
Laney: Wait I smell something.
We smelled what appeared to be sulfur.
Me: I know that smell. It's sulfur.
Lana: And it's from there!
We saw steam!
Man Ray: Kanai, I hope you're prepared to go through pregnancy like Big Chill did.
Kanai: Oh I will be prepared.
We arrived at the hot springs and we saw that it was scaldingly boiling hot.
Nico: Whoa this water in these springs is much too hot for us.
Laney: We would be cooked like steamed lobsters in this.
Lana: Yeah no kidding.
Kanai: That would not be good.
Grier: Nico, which Gene Slammer do you think will appear on your next rescue?
Nico: Crystalsapien next this time.
Rainbow Dash: Awesome! That means me, Luan, Princess Celestia, Takanuva or Eddy will go with you next.
Nico: Yep.
Me: Awesome! It'll be cool to see where you meet a Crystalsapien Gene-Slammer.
Nico: Also, even though Kanai froze the Kankers in my rescue, I hope you don't mind that I let them go.
Killer Croc: Not at all, Nico. At least you gave them a warning.
Dark Spicer: Next time it will be a big time asskicking.
Nico: You got that right.
Our stomachs then growled.
Nico: Getting hungry.
T.K.: I think we found something.
Nico: What do you mean?
T.K.: Take a look there.
We turned and saw a refrigerator? What the?
Nico: A refrigerator on File Island? That is strange.
Overkill: Something's not right here.
Nico: What do you mean?
Overkill: How can a refrigerator be here on File Island of all places?
Joe Kido: I said the exact same thing before Overkill.
Nico: That's right you guys had crazy experiences like this before. Phone Booths, telephone poles, lots of things like that.
Joe Kido: Yeah.
Eli: Lets open it and see what's in it.
Nico opened it and inside it were shelves upon shelves of eggs.
Nico: Eggs!
Ed: Eggs eggs Eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs.
Gameface: We still shouldn't let our guard down.
Nico: I agree.
Lana: Come on guys lets eat.
Eli: Lana's right. I sense it's not a trap and that these eggs are safe.
Nico: Good.
William: Okay. If the eggs aren't a trap, then what's it doing here.
Pounce: That's a good question.
Tai Kamiya: Trust us. We know this thing.
We got to cooking the eggs and we made omelets, sunny side up eggs and more on a really hot cooking rock.
We got to eating them.
May: These eggs actually are delicious!
Pyros: Can I cook some of them?
Nico: Go for it.
He used his lava to cook them.
Laney: Awesome eggs.
Nico: Yep.
Matt: If we had some ketchup to go with this it would be perfect.
King Dedede: I brought ketchup!
Matt: Great!
Matt and T.K. put ketchup on their eggs. Silly.
Me: Boy you guys must like your eggs in different ways.
Joe Kido: I always like my eggs to have salt and pepper on them.
Tai Kamiya: I like soy sauce.
Matt: Mine with Salsa.
Izzy: I like mine with mustard and jellybeans.
Me: That's silly.
Nico: Funny.
Kanai: That is awesome though.
Mimi Tachikawa: I know. My favorite way is eggs topped with maple syrup and I like it sometimes with cherries on top.
Nico: That sounds more like a dessert than a breakfast.
Lana: Yeah but it sounds tasty.
Dumbbelltron: Eggs aren't sundaes.
Nico: No but that is awesome though.
Me: It's amazing how many experiences you all have here.
Gomamon: But we have to be ready for anything that comes our way.
Joe Kido: I agree.
Me: Joe you have experiences with this area. What can you tell us about what happened here in this part of File Island?
Joe Kido: Well it is a really amazing adventure.
The DigiDestined and their partners are wandering through a cold forest. They are discussing all of the fun things they could do in the snow when Joe tells them they need to be more serious and safe but everyone else laughs and thinks Joe should lighten up. They find themselves at a field covered with snow and try to decide between crossing it or climbing the nearby Infinity Mountain. Before a discussion is reached, the kids smell something and see steam. After following the steam, they find a bunch of pools filled with boiling water. There is also a refrigerator filled with nothing but eggs. Joe doesn't think they should eat them but everyone else is hungry and disagrees.
As everyone enjoys their feast of eggs, they start to feel homesick. The kids feel better after talking about their favorite kinds of eggs but Joe just gets annoyed. Everyone thinks he is acting weird and should lighten up but Joe says he is just being careful because nobody else will and he needs to be the voice of reason.
Tai and Matt are fighting over whether or not to climb Infinity Mountain. Tai says it would give them a great view of the whole island but Matt says it would be too dangerous and they don't know what's up there. As Joe goes to break up the fight, they try to make him take sides. Unfortunately, he sees valid points in both of their arguments. The kids finally decide to go to bed and figure it out in the morning, but Joe is worried that he is not being responsible enough as the oldest to take care of everyone. In the middle of the night, he and Gomamon go off on their own to climb Infinity Mountain.
After getting halfway up the mountain, it starts to shake violently. Black Gears start to appear at the top of it. As Joe and Gomamon go to see where the gears are coming from, a Unimon flies over them. Gomamon is about to go over and talk to him when a gear comes from the sky and embeds itself into Unimon's back. He then starts to attack.
Meanwhile, Sora wakes up and finds that Joe is gone. She thinks he went up Infinity Mountain and wakes up everybody else. As Unimon is about to unleash an attack on Joe and Gomamon, Birdramon shows up with Sora, Tai and Agumon. Unimon defeats Birdramon so Agumon digivolves to Greymon, but he is defeated too. To protect his friends, Joe jumps onto Unimon's back to try to pull out the gear. He can't do it and he falls off. Just then, Gomamon digivolves to Ikkakumon and catches Joe. He is also able to destroy the gear. Joe, Tai, Sora, Gomamon, Agumon and Biyomon then make their way to the top of Infinity Mountain. Upon getting there, they see that beyond the island is nothing but water.
We were amazed.
Nico: Wow that's amazing.
Laney: It sure is.
Me: So that's it. Our mission is to save Unimon from a Black Gear should the time come.
Lana: Yeah.
Blot: How many eggs are in that fridge?
Me: No idea. But it's a lot of eggs.
Lana: No kidding.
Lisa Loud: I counted 3,000 eggs.
Laney: But don't worry, I used my imagination powers to make many more eggs.
Lola: Good thinking Laney.
Lily: Yeah.
Me: Also Joe you don't have to be a total worrywart. I know you were trying to look out for everyone but in a world with lots of Evil Digimon things can get out of hand really fast.
Nico: He's right on that. The Dark Masters, Etemon, MaloMyotismon, Myotismon, Devimon and all sorts of Digimon that are bad and pose a threat to everyone. Joe in a situation like that with those threats its life or death and you are right to worry about everyone. Just like I worry about everyone on the team. It's a massive responsibility.
Mirror Master: Let's not forget about the other villains out there. Like Bagra, Yost Dr. Doom, Morocco, and the General.
Nico: That's right. We have our work cut out for us.
Me: Not to mention the 2012 version of the Shredder that is bound to return.
Nico: You're right. Either by a Dark Orb, Number Card, Aparoid or all 3. We have to be ready for anything.
Lana: Yep.
Meowth: I hope it's not all three! Can you imagine 2012 Shredder as a fucking Aparoid Zombie?!
Nico: That would be wicked scary. But we can face him.
Lana: Yeah.
Lola: But we'll be ready.
Me: We killed the Shredder before. I vowed that if the 2012 Shredder returns that I would make sure he would pay the biggest ultimate price ever.
Laney: Black Gate?
Me: Black Gate.
Laney: Good.
Katnappe: (to the mascots) Are you guys enjoying the eggs?
Poromon: You bet we are!
Manaphy: Yummy!
Jirachi: Delicious.
Matoombo: It's been a few hours now. Maybe Unimon's safe.
Nico: Well lets find out. Lets head over to Infinity Mountain.
Eli: I can sense where he is. (Concentrates) Oh no! He's got a black gear in him!
Nico: Oh no! We got to hurry. But from Joe and everyone's experiences we're gonna be in for a rough and powerful battle. Lets get ready for action team!
SkullMeramon: I just hope he hasn't done any damage!
Nico: (Sees something) There!
We saw him patrolling the mountain.
Nico: He's flying around the mountain and keeping an eye out for any intruders. And I see the black gear. It's imbedded in his back.
Eli: Then we need to fire a blast at him.
Nico: Yep. Lets go guys. Entrance time.
Chill Bill: Anytime you guys are ready!
Nico: CHARGE!
We flew at Unimon.
Unimon was flying and then the spirits of the vigilant animals all flew around him and then they swirled and converged and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion went off above him and a phoenix cry was heard and we came out.
Nico: Lets see how you like this! (ECHOING) HORNBLASTER!
Nico fired a ball of energy using Unimon's powers and then it hit Unimon and exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
Nico: Not used to fighting someone that has the same powers as you do huh?
Cold Death: (to Unimon) Here's your warning: Your ass is about to be kicked!
Kanai: By me and Dark!
They fired blasts of ice and froze his wings.
Then Turtle, Unicorn, Dodgeball Wizard, Multiplex, Black Spider, Grodd, Trickster, Toiletnator, Raven Branwen, and Beast Man appeared.
Nico: Turtle, Unicorn, Dodgeball Wizard, Multiplex, Black Spider, Grodd, Trickster, Toiletnator, Raven Branwen, and Beast Man
Unicorn: Looks like I get to meet the Digimon based on the animal I got my name from.
Turtle: Good thing we brought you along with us.
Nico: Yep.
Dodgeball Wizard: You can talk with him after this.
Multiplex: (to Nico) We heard you once again visited the Eds' old school.
Nico: We sure did.
Black Spider: How was it this time?
Nico: We saw what happened when Double D was having an accident day and it was crazy. It's like what happened with me.
Rotwood: That was nuts.
?: No kidding.
Then 2 figures came and they were THE SNEAK BROTHERS from episode 8 of Gokaiger!
They were sent by Damaras to spy on the Gokaigers to learn more of their' goals, as he thinks their hunt on the planet would be detrimental to the Zangyack's invasion. They were able to detect the GokaiGalleon's current location. Elder tells Younger that the infiltration could be suicidal, as the two brothers seem to have a heartfelt moment before Younger tries to throw Elder into the GokaiGalleon so he could spy on them from inside the ship. It takes several failed tries but he soon manages to aim well. He is able to discover their goal to obtain the Greatest Treasure in the Universe before his cover was almost blown by Joe Gibken who luckily just went to do pushups. He ends up having to move around the ship when the GokaiGalleon crew look for Navi who is missing. Elder hides inside the chest with the Ranger Keys, on Ahim's boot, in one of the sound tubes, and in a box of dessert. He finds a hiding spot where he can see Navi showing back up and giving the treasure navigation, this time being an island in the sky. That's when Elder chooses to reveal himself and gloat, long enough for Joe to pick up a baseball bat and swat him out the galleon and back to Younger. Not wanting them to leave alive after hearing the information, the Gokaigers defeat their Gormin with the Ranger Keys of Gaoranger & Denziman. The brothers reveal they were just trying to tire them out, but the Goklaigers use the Goggle-V forms to fight them. Once given a good thrashing, the Gokaigers use the Gokai Slash Final Wave on the both of them
Insarn, lamenting that they were her favorite among the Action Commanders, grows them both. The Sneak Brothers, believing they outnumber Gokaioh, attack with Younger throwing Elder towards GokaiOh. But the mecha uses the Gokai Bat to swat him away into outer space demise. Devastating him, Younger tries to take revenge, but he is destroyed when GokaiOh becomes Deka GokaiOh for the Gokai Full Blast. Despite their death, Damaras learns all he needed, making their mission a success (Until Warz Gill brushes off the greatest treasure in favor of conquering Earth)
Eli: The Sneak Brothers! I remember you guys. You were sent to find the GokaiGalleon.
Elder: That's right Eli.
Eli: Yep.
Elder: It's a shame we weren't adapted for America.
William: Maybe it's because too heads in one body was considered freaky.
Maria: I don't see any problem with it.
Nico: Me neither.
We then got the usual battles underway after Pink Ranger Slayer, Marcel and Weddinmon appeared.
Hikaru Akatsuki, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Sasami, Turtle Brothers, Barricade and Blackout VS Jai West A.K.A. Turtle (DC) - Lincoln's rescues from today and yesterday
Turtle was first.
Turtle: (to Hikaru) Lincoln had a rescue today and yesterday. Can you explain what they were?
Hikaru: I sure can. Yesterday Lincoln's rescue involved the battle between Jonny 2X4 as Captain Melonhead and Eddy as Professor Scam. That was awesome and funny. The rescue today was around Ed being in a really bad mood. You should have seen how mad he was.
Rainbow Dash: Yeah he was terribly mad! He was so mad that he wanted to rip the world to shreds.
Scootaloo: And all because he had a wood tick in his shoe.
Whirlwind: He was out of his mind with pain from it.
Sasami: No kidding. It was terrible.
Leo: Yeah it was terrible.
Raph: It was. And I thought I had nasty anger problems.
Mikey: No kidding.
Donny: Poor Ed was in a lot of pain from it.
Turtle: Ouch. Lets do it!
They fired waves of lightning, wind, rainbows and energy and smashed him down.
Hikaru: YEAH FOR ASGARD!
Rainbow Dash: That was AWESOME!
Sheila Castille, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Aeilene (Summoner Wars), Lori, Eye Five and Eye Scream VS Unicorn - Meeting a Malefic Red-Eyes Black Dragon Gene Slammer and a Malefic Blue-Eyes White Dragon Gene-Slammer
Unicorn was next.
Unicorn: (to Sheila) I heard you guys met a Malefic Red-Eyes Black Dragon Gene Slammer and a Malefic Blue-Eyes White Dragon Gene-Slammer. What are their names?
Sheila: We sure did and the Malefic Blue-Eyes White Dragon Gene-Slammer is Alex Ramirez and she is one of Nico's friends in economics class and she is a party girl. Not a wild party girl like Sergio and Sancho but she does really cool parties. The Malefic Red-Eyes Black Dragon Gene-Slammer is Riley Kurayami. She's from Japan and she is another one of Lincoln's Guardian Angels and she excels in Algebra and is fascinated with the occult.
Unicorn: Wow that is awesome!
Rarity: Oh it most is amazing. We are now going into Paradox's most amazing signature monsters.
Sweetie Belle: They sure are cool. Even though they are corrupted versions of the most famous duelists signature dragon monsters they are awesome.
Gill Grunt: They sure are.
Unicorn: They represent each of the 7 Deadly Sins from what I heard right?
Sheila: That's right. Lust, Envy, Gluttony, Wrath, Greed, Sloth and Pride.
Aeilene: Scary but awesome and cool.
Lori: It literally is.
Unicorn: Yep. Lets do it!
They fired waves of energy, jewels, ice and water and wind and smashed him down.
Sheila: TAKE THAT!
Rarity: Rapture darling that was grand!
Dan Kuso, Sunset Shimmer, Fire Skylanders, Cannonbolt, Choji, Grier and Moosk VS The Dodgeball Wizard (Codename KND) - Busting Count Olaf
The Dodgeball Wizard was next.
Dodgeball Wizard: (to Dan) Nico did a good job in busting Count Olaf. And he proved that Double D isn't a bully.
Dan Kuso: No kidding! Nico did amazingly well in both rescues.
Sunset Shimmer: He sure did! I read Lemony Snicket's A Series Of Unfortunate Events and that was horrible that Olaf did all that just to satisfy his own greed.
Sunburn: All he ever cared about was no one but himself and nothing but money!
Cannonbolt: Heartless monster! He killed those poor kids mother and father and burned their whole house to the ground all for money! Making them orphans in the process!
Choji: Yeah! What a beast! He deserved to die like a mad dog!
Dodgeball Wizard: No kidding! Lets do it!
They fired waves of fire and energy and smashed him down.
Dan Kuso: OH YEAH!
Sunset Shimmer: That was amazing!
Rex Salazar, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Upgrade, Slugfest and Overkill VS Danton Black A.K.A. Multiplex - Ed in areally bad rotten mood
Multiplex was next.
Multiplex: (to Rex) Ed must've been in a rotten mood. He must've been more destructive then he is as Edzilla.
Rex Salazar: He was and he was out of his mind with pain because he had a wood tick biting his foot.
Applejack: Yeah it was painful. Poor Linky went through that himself.
Apple Bloom: Yeah he sure did and Lincoln was one mad guy. Ed was worse though.
Flashwing: Yeah poor guys. I hope Ed didn't get Lyme Disease.
Upgrade: Good thing we have medicine for that.
Multiplex: Poor Ed. But I also heard that his Baron Of Beef Dip toy has a flamethrower function. What kind of people would make a toy like that!?
Rex Salazar: People that are really stupid that's what! Geez!
Multiplex: No kidding! Lets do it!
They fired waves of energy, earth, apples, crystal, and rocks and smashed him down.
Rex Salazar: ALL RIGHT!
Applejack: YEEHAW! That was great!
Jenny Wakeman, Starlight Glimmer, Undead Skylanders, Ultimate Spidermonkey, Rachnera, Spiderman, Pounce and Wingspan VS Eric Needham A.K.A. Black Spider - Olaf was a monster
Black Spider was next.
Black Spider: (to Jenny) Olaf was a monster. It's good that he got what he deserved.
Jenny Wakeman: He was more than a Heartless monster. He was a ruthless beast! He wanted the entirety of the fortune of Klaus, Violet, Beatrice and Sunny. It was a King's Ransom.
Starlight Glimmer: He was going to steal a fortune from the Baudelaire Family worth $474,250,944,375.00.
Black Spider: WHOA! That's a lot of money! That's many times more than Rockefeller. But that just small change compared to all the money you all have.
Hex: Yeah no kidding.
Ultimate Spidermonkey: It's true what they say. The Love of Money Is The Root of All Evil.
Rachnera: And he killed 2 innocent people and kidnapped the heirs to the fortune all for money.
Spiderman: Yeah no kidding.
Black Spider: That's amazing. How did Rockefeller make his fortune?
Jenny Wakeman: He got his fortune with drilling for oil. He was worth $23.6 billion.
Black Spider: HOLY COW! The Baudelaire Family would be the richest family in the world! Olaf REALLY wanted that fortune all for himself and himself only.
Spiderman: You're not kidding.
Black Spider: Wow! That is amazing! Lets do it!
They fired waves of magic, energy, bones, stars, webbing and magic and smashed him down.
Jenny Wakeman: ALL RIGHT!
Starlight Glimmer: That was amazing!
Donkey Kong, Fluttershy, Life Skylanders, Miti the Yeti, Lana, Meta Knight and King Dedede VS Gorilla Grodd - Ed in a rotten mood because of a wood tick in his foot
Gorilla Grodd was next.
Grodd: (to Donkey Kong) Ed was in a rotten mood because of a wood tick in his foot. Sound familiar?
Donkey Kong: Very familiar. Lincoln had a wood tick biting his foot and it drove him nuts.
Fluttershy: Yeah poor Linky and poor Ed.
Stealth Elf: We really need to keep an eye on what kinds of animals Lana brings home.
Fluttershy: Lana has a good heart but she needs to be more careful on what kinds of animals she finds.
Lana: I'm sorry guys. I love all animals great and small. You know that.
Miti: Oh we know Lana. But you need to also care about your family too and watch out for their safety as well.
Grodd: I Agree. You have a good heart though. Just be careful. Lets do it!
Donkey Kong: HERE COMES DONKEY KONG!
They fired waves of coconuts, ice, leaves, grass and flowers and smashed him down.
Donkey Kong: (HOWLS AND POUNDS CHEST IN VICTORY)
Fluttershy: That was fun.
Raimundo, Pinkie Pie, Tech Skylanders, Maina McMahon, Lucy Loud, Brittney, Rippersnapper and Blot VS Trickster - Crazy how Everyone thought Double D was a ruthless bully when he really wasn't.
Trickster was next.
Trickster: (to Raimundo) It was crazy how everyone thought Double D was a ruthless bully when he really wasn't. Did something similar happen before I joined up?
Raimundo: Yes something like this did happen. It was before Twilight and her friends and many of us joined us and it was a while before the war with the Royal Defenders and the major events that happened. Rotwood, Squidward, Master Frown and Brad put mop water on the floor and Nico slipped and dropped a heavy book on Lynn's foot and lots of accidents happened because of it and everyone thought Nico was going crazy.
Pinkie Pie: That was crazy!
Sprocket: But thanks to J.D.'s suspicions he and Ben figured it all out with Clockwork's time reviewing powers and we saw that Rotwood and his group was behind all that.
Maina McMahon: That was crazy! I wasn't there when it all happened but that was nuts.
Lucy Loud: It sure was.
Brittney: Yeah no kidding. But dad was onto Rotwood back then.
Trickster: Wow that was crazy! Thank goodness Nico didn't get hurt. But Double D got really mangled up from what I heard.
Raimundo: You got that right! He's in the infirmary right now recuperating. Jimmy beat the living crap out of him like a pack of rabid wolves!
Trickster: Oh man! I hope he's all right. Jimmy must've really done a number on him!
Raimundo: Yeah he sure did.
Trickster: Wow. Lets do it!
They fired waves of wind, metal, gears, lightning and darkness and smashed him down.
Raimundo: THAT WAS AWESOME!
Pinkie Pie: BEST USUAL BATTLE EVER!
Layla, Twilight Sparkle, Sunny Starscout, Magic Skylanders, Cassie (Sailor Moon), Sunset Shimmer, and Team Rocket VS Toiletnator - Ed really was mad
Toiletnator was next.
Toiletnator: (to Layla) Ed really was mad, huh? Usually, he's a nice guy.
Layla: He was REALLY MAD and all because he had a wood tick in his foot.
Twilight Sparkle: Yeah that really hurt him.
Sunny Starscout: Poor Ed.
Spyro: Yeah he was out of his mind with pain from it.
Cassie (Sailor Moon): Lana needs to be more careful with what to bring back.
Sunset Shimmer: Yeah no kidding.
Toiletnator: Wow. Lets do it!
They fired waves of magic and water and smashed him down.
Layla: ALL RIGHT!
Twilight Sparkle: That was amazing!
Lars Loud, Princess Luna, Moondust, Dark Skylanders, Ball Weevil, Matoombo and Itasis VS Raven Branwen - Poor Double D
Raven Branwen was next.
Raven Branwen: (to Lars) Poor Double D. All of that was by pure accident.
Lars Loud: Yeah he didn't have anything to do with all that. It was all an accident.
Princess Luna: He was really hurt too. But that plan that he and Jimmy did was amazing. Even though it didn't go as planned all because of Eddy throwing hot dogs at them.
Moondust: Yeah no kidding.
Blackout: What a waste of good hot dogs.
Ball Weevil: Yeah no kidding.
Raven Branwen: Yeah. Lets do it!
They fired waves of darkness and smashed her down.
Lars Loud: Wicked.
Princess Luna: A true victory of the night!
Nanette, Princess Celestia, Light Skylanders, Rainbow Dragon, Jesse Anderson, Chill Bill and Chompy VS Beast Man - Unimon is one amazing flyer
Beast Man was next.
Beast Man: (to Nanette) Unimon's one amazing flyer. But probably not as amazing as you guys.
Nanette: Maybe maybe not. But he does fly really awesomely.
Princess Celestia: That is really amazing and he must be an alicorn here in the Digital World.
Spotlight: I wonder if there is an Alicorn Digimon in the Digital World.
Rainbow Dragon: That would be really something to see.
Jesse Anderson: It sure would be amazing.
Beast Man: I think so too. Lets do it!
They fired waves of light, rainbows and magic and smashed him dow.
Nanette: That was awesome!
Princess Celestia: That was so awesome!
Fiona Hernandez the Uria, Lord of Searing Flames Gene-Slammer, Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon, RD Lola and Misty Tredwell VS Kimberly Ann Hart the Pink Ranger Slayer - Count Olaf Doing all those crimes
Pink Ranger Slayer was next.
Pink Ranger Slayer: It's hard to imagine that he would do all those horrible and unspeakable crimes because of greed. He was going after all that money that the Baudelaire had.
Fiona Hernandez: No kidding. I read the book for Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events back when I was a little girl and it was terrible that Olaf could go to such terrible lengths to get all that money. He was after almost $475,000,000,000.00 in the Baudelaire Fortune.
Pink Ranger Slayer: Whoa! That is far more than Rockefeller!
Fiona Hernandez: No kidding! That is more than 20 times the wealth of Rockefeller.
Apple Bloom: How did they get all that money?
Fiona Hernandez: We don't really know ourselves Apple Bloom but if I were to place a guess it would be a massive haul in diamonds, gold and jewels worth hundreds of billions of dollars. In 2022 today it would be worth over $12,000,000,000,000.00.
Sweetie Belle: WHOA! They would easily be the richest family ever.
Scootaloo: No kidding! Wow!
Diamond Tiara: That is a TON of money and profits.
Silver Spoon: Boy no kidding!
Misty Tredwell: Wow no kidding! Rockefeller got his wealth from Oil. But that is amazing that the Baudelaire's were able to get that much money and that Olaf wanted it all for himself.
Pink Ranger Slayer: You got that right. But in the end he paid the ultimate price for his greed.
Fiona Hernandez: He sure did! He was a money-hungry fortune hunter and he was not going to stop until he got that fortune all for himself. What a jerk! Also before he was hanged at the gallows, Nico cursed him.
Pink Ranger Slayer: He cursed him!? With what?
Fiona Hernandez: A punishment that I would consider a fate worse than death and Eternal Suffering in Hell combined. Nico cursed him to forever wander the Earth as a forgotten shadow eternally forbidden from entering the afterlife and no one will ever see him, hear him or know he's even there. When he was dead we put a tombstone on his grave that had this symbol on it.
She held up a piece of paper and it had the Sigil of Mammon on it.
Fiona Hernandez: It's the Sigil of Mammon, the Demon of Greed. Like with the Mark of Cain in the Bible, Olaf will have this symbol emblazoned in the middle of his forehead.
Pink Ranger Slayer: That's terrible! But it fits a monster like Olaf perfectly.
Fiona Hernandez: It sure does. Justice was brought to Olaf and the Baudelaire parents have been avenged. I would say that we brought down the divine wrath of God unto Olaf.
Pink Ranger Slayer: Good riddance. Well done to Nico and everyone in his rescue.
Fiona Hernandez: I'll tell him you said that. Thank you.
Pink Ranger Slayer: You're welcome. Lets do it!
They fired waves of fire and energy and elements and smashed her down.
Fiona Hernandez: FIRE RULES!
Cutie Mark Crusaders: CUTIE MARK CRUSADER VICTORY! YAY!
Marie Hernandez the Gene-Slammer of Hamon, Lord of Striking Thunder, Frozen Fright, Thunder Terror, Magma Gloom, Toxic Horror, Louie PoisonSea, RD Lincoln and Elena VS Weddinmon - What happened in the Ed's school was horrible
Weddinmon was next.
Weddinmon: It's horrible that all that happened in the Eds school. I can tell they went through so much.
Marie Hernandez: You're not kidding there. And it was all because Double D accidentally dropped a huge heavy book on Lee's foot. Ouch.
Frozen Fright: I can't believe he tried to pick up a book that heavy. You know how physically weak he is like that.
Thunder Terror: Yeah but I don't think he can help that. P.E. was never really his strongsuit.
Magma Gloom: Yeah the guy can't help that.
Toxic Horror: No kidding. The other kids like P.E. but not Double D.
Louie PoisonSea: No kidding and many of us all love it because of the fun games.
Weddinmon: Yeah that is true. But Jimmy accidentally wailed on him like a bunch of rapid wolverines.
Marie Hernandez: No kidding! That was terrible! But he'll be all right thank goodness.
Weddinmon: Yeah thank goodness. Lets do it!
They fired waves of lightning and elements and smashed her down.
Marie Hernandez: ALL RIGHT! LIGHTNING COMES DOWN!
Fearful 5: FEARFUL FIVE WINS!
Nicole Hernandez the Raviel, Lord of Phantasms Gene-Slammer, Star Swirl the Bearded, Rockhoof, Somnambula, Mistmane, Flash Magnus, Mage Meadowbrook, Gusty the Great, Clover the Clever, RD Lucy and Carly Atlas VS Marcel Bonaparte - Now we're doing Malefic Dragon Gene-Slammers
Marcel Bonaparte was next.
Marcel: So we're now doing the Malefic Dragon Gene-Slammers next?
Nicole Hernandez: Yeah we sure are and they are awesome.
Marcel: Wow. But what are the Malefic Dragons?
Nicole Hernandez: They are corrupted versions of the signature dragon monsters of the great duelists. We already met Alex Ramirez and she is a Malefic Blue-Eyes White Dragon Gene-Slammer and just recently we met Riley Kurayami and she is a Malefic Red-Eyes Black Dragon Gene-Slammer. There are 7 Malefic Dragons all together and we have 5 left.
Marcel: Which ones are they?
Nicole Hernandez: We have the Malefic versions of Cyber End Dragon, Stardust Dragon and Rainbow Dragon and we also have Malefic Paradox Dragon and the most powerful one of them all Malefic Truth Dragon. That one has 5000 ATK points.
Marcel: Whoa! That is amazing! But aren't they also the signature monsters of a duelist that went back in time to kill Pegasus because of an apocalyptic future?
Nicole Hernandez: That's right. He wanted to kill Pegasus to stop Duel Monsters from being created and prevent his apocalyptic future from ever happening.
Rockhoof: (Scottish Accent) Aye. That was terrible lad.
Star Swirl: Yeah it was so scary.
Somnambula: (Egyptian Accent) It was horrible that all that happened.
Mistmane: But he didn't realize the ramifications of such an action.
Flash Magnus: Yeah it would have destroyed everything.
Mage Meadowbrook: Yeah it sure would have.
Gusty: Yeah no kidding.
Clover the Clever: Yep.
Carly Atlas: I'm no physicist but yeah I agree.
Marcel: It's good that Yusei, Yugi and Jaden stopped him. Lets do it!
They fired waves of darkness and elements and smashed him down.
Nicole Hernandez: ALL RIGHT!
Star Swirl: That was amazing!
Megaforce Rangers, Nico, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Lana, Lola and Lily VS The Sneak Brothers.
The Sneak Brothers were next.
Nico: Lets do it!
Nico teleported and opened the brothers safe and in it was a bunch of swords and they were called the Swords of The Underground World, they're large swords with the creature forms of the Underground Girls and their respected elemental forces etched onto the 6'5" massive, wide, double-edged man-sized colored blades, large colored angel wings for the crossguards, large colored gems for the hilts, longer colored handles, and large colored faceted spheres with surrounding colored gems. Once in hand, they'll get a massive power and energy increase.
Nico then teleported back with the swords.
Nico: Lets get them!
Megaforce Rangers: LETS POWER UP! SUPER MEGA MODE!
They went super!
Troy Burrows: SUPER MEGAFORCE RED!
Emma: SUPER MEGAFORCE PINK!
Jake: SUPER MEGAFORCE GREEN!
Gia: SUPER MEGAFORCE YELLOW!
Noah: SUPER MEGAFORCE BLUE!
Orion: SUPER MEGAFORCE SILVER!
All: EARTH'S DEFENDERS NEVER SURRENDER! POWER RANGERS SUPER MEGAFORCE!
KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready!
Elder: You know there's a gold version of one of you in another ranger team.
Nico: He's right on that. Zocks Goldtsuiker is from a world in the Zenkaigers that are huge fans of the Super Megaforce and Gokaiger Rangers. He based his uniform off of Gokai Red but with gold on it. It sounds confusing but that is really awesome!
Eli: It sure is awesome!
C.C.: I think that is so awesome myself.
Nunnally: No kidding.
Nico: Yep. Lets get him! SUPER MEGAFORCE CANNON!
They summoned the Super Megaforce Cannon and Eli, Nunnally, C.C. and Lana charged it up with their keys.
Nico: Ready guys?
Troy Burrows: Ready!
Nico: Locked on Target!
All: FIRE!
They fired a wave of energy and elements and the blasts all hit the Sneak Brothers and they exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
Nico: YEAH! Sneak Brothers you both have failed this world!
Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.
We regrouped and we were facing Unimon.
Emma: Sorry about this, Unimon!
Nico: But it's to save you from this monster you've become.
Joe Kido: But I'm not going to jump on your back to get the gear out.
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! MIGHTY MORPHIN!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Mighty Morphin Rangers!
Billy Cranston: Lets make the playing field even! IT'S MORPHIN TIME!
THUNDERCLAP!
Billy Cranston: TRICERATOPS!
He transformed!
Billy Cranston: I NEED THUNDERZORD POWER NOW!
THUNDERCLAP!
Billy Cranston: TRICERATOPS UNICORN THUNDERZORD POWER!
The Triceratops Zord was hit by blue lightning and it turned into the Unicorn Thunderzord!
We went at Unimon and blasted him all over with incredible power and fury.
Nico: Take this! (Echoing) PHOENIX FIRE!
Nico fired a stream of fire from his hand.
Unimon: (Echoing) HORNBLASTER!
He fired an energy blast and the blasts collided and exploded!
MASSIVE EXPLOSION!
We fired a blast of energy at him all over.
Me: (Echoing) FIRE ROCKET!
I fired blasts of fire at Unimon and burned him all over.
Wildrider, Avery, Smokescreen and Shining Armor used the Earth and Equestria Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Wildrider's Scattershot Gun, Avery's whip and powers, Smokescreen's Missile Launchers and Shining Armor's magic 100-fold.
Wildrider and Avery: SCATTERSHOT WHIPLASH BLAST!
They fired waves of energy and whip blasts.
G1 Smokescreen and Shining Armor: MAGIC SHRAPNEL BURSE!
They fired waves of magic and missiles.
Hikaru and Sasami: COIN LIGHTNING BARRAGE!
They fired coins and lightning.
Sheila and Aeilene: WIND SPIDER MEGABLAST!
They fired waves of wind and energy.
Dan and Cannonbolt: FIREBALL ROLL BLAST!
They fired fire blasts.
Rex and Upgrade: BIOMECHANICAL MEGABLAST SURPRISE!
They fired waves of energy.
Jenny and Ultimate Spidermonkey: SPIDER ROBOT BLASt!
They fired waves of web and energy.
Donkey Kong and Miti: COCONUT YETI BLAST!
They fired coconuts and ice.
Raimundo and Maina McMahon: WIND NIGHTMARE STREAM!
They fired waves of wind and darkness.
Layla and Cassie: VULCAN ANDROS SHOT!
They fired waves of water and fire.
Lars and Ball Weevil: BALL OF DARKNESS BLAST!
They fired waves of energy.
Nanette and Rainbow Dragon: RAINBOW BEAST REFRACTION!
They fired waves of lightning and rainbows.
Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Life Skylanders, Plant Lola and Joe Kido: PLANTS OF KINDNESS BLAST!
They fired a massive barrage of elements, magic, wind, coins, missiles, magic and more.
Joe Kido, Ikkakumon, Maria, Varie and Kanai Humuhumunukunukuapuaa: HARPOON TORPEDO MAELSTROM!
They fired waves of water, energy and ice.
Lincoln: DIGI-EGG ARMOR ELEMENT STYLE: MAGNAMON!
Lily the Mermaid: DIGI-EGG ARMOR WATER STYLE: DEPTHMON!
Prfuma: DIGI-EGG ARMOR NATURE STYLE: PONCHOMON!
Frosta: DIGI-EGG ARMOR ICE STYLE: ORYXMON!
Entrapta: DIGI-EGG ARMOR LIGHTNING STYLE: RAIDRAMON!
Jessica Shannon: DIGI-EGG ARMOR STING STYLE: HONEYBEEMON!
Toph: DIGI-EGG ARMOR EARTH STYLE: DIGMON!
Yuna: DIGI-EGG ARMOR WATER STYLE: SUBMARIMON!
Nanami: DIGI-EGG ARMOR WATER STYLE: ORCAMON!
Julie Makimoto: DIGI-EGG ARMOR EARTH STYLE: PRAIRIEMON!
Mai Shiranui: DIGI-EGG ARMOR FIRE STYLE: FLAMEDRAMON!
Tyris Flare: DIGI-EGG ARMOR FIRE STYLE: FLAMEWIZARDMON!
Hilda: (British Accent) DIGI-EGG ARMOR WIND STYLE: HALSEMON!
Tatsumaki: DIGI-EGG ARMOR WIND STYLE: SWANMON!
Shantae: DIGI-EGG ARMOR MAGIC STYLE: CHAMELEMON!
Akko: DIGI-EGG ARMOR MAGIC STYLE: BUTTERFLYMON!
R. Mika: DIGI-EGG ARMOR LIGHT STYLE: PEGASUSMON!
Colette Brunel: DIGI-EGG ARMOR LIGHT STYLE: NEFERTIMON!
Menat: DIGI-EGG ARMOR STAR STYLE: GOLDVEEDRAMON!
Ryuko (TLPS): DIGI-EGG ARMOR DARK STYLE: QUETZALMON!
They fired waves of elements and they formed into said Armor Digimon.
Lincoln and his harem: DIGI-EGG ARMOR FINAL SMASH: MEGA MAGNA BLASTER!
They fired a massive Magna Blast at the black gear which explodes on contact!
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
A massive explosion blasted the gear out and it was destroyed and gone for good.
Nico: That did it!
Unimon: (Groans) What happened?
Nico: You were under the control of one of Devimon's Black Gears and you were flying around to kill us.
Unimon: I'm very sorry about attacking you all.
Kanai: It's okay, Unimon.
Grodd: You weren't in control of your actions.
Nico: You did all that against your will.
Trickster: And you're not the first one to be mind controlled by a Black Gear.
Alex Ramirez: I think I'm going to like it here with you guys.
Riley Kurayami: Same with me.
Toiletnator: We're happy to hear that.
Raven Branwen: Trust me. You two won't regret it.
Beast Man: Now we just need to find the other Malefic Gene Slammers.
Nico: Yep.
Shanan: Uh oh. I sense a disturbance.
Then a figure came out of a cave and it was Molly's mother!? What the?
Nico: Molly's mother? What is she doing here?
Shanan: I've got a bad feeling about this.
Then she laughed malevolently and she changed and it was really MORGA!
Morga (モルガ Morga?) is the first Negamonster sent to Earth by Jedite to gather energy for the Negaverse. She appeared in Sailor Moon episode #1, "A Moon Star is Born".
Biography
On Earth, Morga drained the energy from Molly Baker's mother, Susan Baker, and impersonated her. Morga took over her jewelry store and charged the jewelry with dark energy that would send anyone who touched it into a frenzy and drain the energy from their bodies.
Sailor Moon arrived to fight Morga, but was attacked by her victims, who were under her control. However, her scream attack immobilized them all. Before Morga could attack, Tuxedo Maskarrived and intervened. Sailor Moon attacked Morga with her Moon Tiara attack. Morga dissolved into dust with promise that she would return.
Shanan: MORGA! I should have known you would be back for round 2 especially with monsters of the Negaforce.
Morga: Nice to see you too Shanan.
Shanan: You sure are a persistent Rubberite aren't you? Too bad you have to die again.
Morga: We'll see about that.
She stretched her arms and Shanan grabbed Morga's arms and slashed them off and then fired an energy blast and Sailor Moon blasted her too. The blasts all hit Morga and she exploded into nothing and was banished to the Warp.
Shanan: Looks like the Negaverse is not going to take Queen Beryl's death lying down.
Sailor Moon: Yeah.
?: I will make sure that all of you will feel the cold chill of death!
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting around Lincoln, Linka, TLPS Ms. Tarantula's, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the eight large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto, Ty the Tasmanian Tiger, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large dark grey orbs orbiting around Sly the Tasmanian Tiger's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lola and Lexx Loud's and Steven Universe's legs, the eight large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the eight emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the eight large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the eight large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam, Lana, and Leif Loud's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Loud and Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Lori and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni and Loni Loud's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Luan, TLPS Mr. Snake, and Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Laney and Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa and Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily and Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Varie and Adam Lyon's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming.
Nicole: Uh oh, I was hoping not to hear that voice. You can come out now, Bonechill.
A figure came out, and it was none other than Bonechill, an undead dragon with a large, blue-scaled head, six small, white-feathered wings on his back, and a large golden cannon with two wheels for a lower body. He is the leader of the Skellobit army and attempts a takeover of The Overthere.
Nico: Whoa, so that's Bonechill. Yikes, he's one dangerous icy undead dragon.
Nicole: He sure is, Nico, and he's another of Mario's enemies who needs to be put down.
Dana (Loud House): And that's what I'm going to do to him.
Suddenly, Dana's eyes turned neon marine blue, and she was surrounded by a rainbow energy aura with marine blue energy, snowflakes, and ice crystals, and as she approached Bonechill, she left rainbow energy, marine blue energy, snowflakes, and ice crystals with every step. Suddenly, Dana was surrounded by a massive vortex of rainbow and marine blue energy with snowflakes and ice crystals surrounding it, there was an owl flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a marine blue phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Dana emerged, but she was changed forever.
(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)
Dana grew to 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess and she had marine blue highlights in the bangs of her dark brown hair, she has neon marine blue eyes and a rainbow energy aura with marine blue energy, snowflakes, and ice crystals surrounding her. She has a rainbow owl with the Snow Kanji in its claws emblazoned on her forehead, she has on owl earrings with marine blue crystals for the eyes and the Snow Kanji in its claws, and she also has on her Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with marine blue crystals and marine blue gems for the links, and she has an owl with marine blue crystals for the eyes and it has the Snow Kanji in its claws for the pendant. Dana has on a long sleeveless purple shirt with a marine blue phoenix on it, purple skirt with snowflakes and ice crystals on them, purple pants with snowflakes on the legs, and purple ankle-length combat boots with silver snowflakes for the buckles, and she has on purple weighted bands with silver phoenixes on her biceps and thighs, and she has on a long purple sleeveless trenchcoat with snowflakes and ice crystals on the coattails, and on the back is an owl and a phoenix flying in the air surrounded by snowflakes.
Dana felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive dark brown angel wings with marine blue tips on the large dark brown feathers sprouted out of her back. Dana has a new large sword in her left hand called Marzanna's Ice Sword of Cold Justice, it's a new large sword with a 6'5" massive, wide, double-edged man-sized marine blue blade with a circle of snowflakes surrounding Marzanna, the Slavic Goddess of Winter, Death, and Rebirth etched on it, two large marine blue owl heads with ice blue eyes for the crossguard, large ice blue gem for the hilt, longer marine blue handle, and four large owl heads with ice blue eyes and ice blue gems in their mouths. Dana has on her new large cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with marine blue gems on her wrists and her Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger, Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large marine gem for the belt buckle on her waist, large purple Spellbook of The Gods and The Universe on her left hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her right hip. There's an ice blue kanji right below the owl on the back of her long purple sleeveless trenchcoat that said, "Dana, Loving Girlfriend of Axel Adell, Dear Friend of Lori, Whitney, and Carol Pusateri, Student of Tora Olafsdotter A.K.A. Ice, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, and Master of Snow, Ice, and Owls."
アクセル・アデルの愛するガールフレンド、ロリの親愛なる友人、ホイットニー、そしてトラ・オラフスドッターA.K.A.の学生であるキャロル・プサテリのダナ氷、悪の殺し屋、狂った、殺人、冷酷、そしてサディスティックな野郎、そして雪、氷、フクロウの達人
Dana has transformed into SUPER ANGEL INFINITY ABSOLUTE ZERO ARCTIC ICE OWL ANGEL OF ARCTIC JUSTICE AND SNOW LOVE!
We were amazed by Dana's Super Angel Infinity transformation, and when Axel Adell saw it, he had an atomic red blush on his face and hearts in his eyes. But, when Bonechill saw it, the undead evil dragon fell into a rage and fired a blast of ice fire, but Dana fired a powerful rainbow energy blast with marine blue energy, snowflakes, and ice crystals, which overwhelmed Bonechill's blast, and it hits the dragon, and sent him into a wall.
Nico: (Stunned) Whoa, Dana's transformed, awesome.
Lori: And now, she's literally going to let that undead dragon have it.
Dana: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Arctic and Sub-Zero Love) That's right, Lori. Alright, you undead dragon, time to put an end to you.
Dana went at Bonechill, and she fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, marine blue energy, snowflakes, ice crystals, and owls, which hits Bonechill, and they explode with incredible power, as they hit him. Then, Dana fired a powerful red energy blast, which hits Bonechill, and she sucked out all of Bonechill's powers and abilities, and she and the rest of us made them our own, and we also assimilated Bonechill's powers and abilities. Then, with her massive Marzanna's Ice Sword of Cold Justice, she slashed off Bonechill's six small wings, and he screeched in pain.
Dana: Alright, Bonechill, this is the end for you. ARCTIC SNOWSTORM KAMEHAMEHA!
Dana fired a powerful Kamehameha energy wave made of rainbow energy and marine blue energy with snowflakes and ice crystals surrounding it, and as they hit Bonechill, it exploded with incredible power, and the resulting explosion killed him, and Super Hakaied his spirit and banished him into Oblivion forever. We cheered wildly for what Dana did, as she holstered her massive Marzanna's Ice Sword of Cold Justice on her back and powered down, and Dana's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, and angel wings are permanent. Then, Axel Adell went up to Dana, and they hugged, and then, they shared a passionate kiss, and right behind them was an owl and a phoenix flying in the air as snow was falling on them.
Me: That's so awesome.
Nico: You said it, J.D.
Lori: I'm literally proud of Dana for what she did.
Me: We all are, Lori.
Nico: But still awesome job everyone!
Joe Kido: (To the viewers) This was an amazing adventure. Hope you all liked living one of our great adventures from the past.
Me: We all did Joe. It was awesome.
Nico: Yep. Lets head home everyone.
We did so and went to enjoy the rest of the day and went to sleep.
THE END
Another awesome adventure done.
This was an awesome adventure. This chapter was based on the awesome Digimon Season 1 episode from the 1st season called Ikkakumon's Harpoon Torpedo and that was a really awesome episode. Joe was a total worrywart in that one and he was doing his job as a voice of reason in that one and it was awesome. That episode aired on September 21st, 1999 and it was awesome. The 1st part of the chapter was for the awesome and really funny episode of Ed Edd N Eddy called A Fistful of Ed and it was fitting that Lee and the Kankers got beaten up and it was really funny all together. That episode aired on April 20th, 2007 and it was awesome and funny. Poor Double D. The 2nd part was for the awesome episode of Ed Edd N Eddy called Little Ed Blue and it was awesome and funny. But it was crazy that Ed was in a really rotten mood like that all because he had a rock in his shoe. That episode aired on November 17th, 2003 and it was awesome. NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Etstheclarencefan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys. Nico's next rescue is gonna be in the Townsville sector of the city and Nico and Luan are going to convince the Powerpuff Girls to use their powers whether those civil justice blockheads Stan and Sandra Practice like it or not! Nico is going to tear that contract up and disband P.A.P.P. or Parents Against Powerpuff by force! They are also going to meet a Crystalsapien Gene-Slammer named Naomi Yukito from Japan and she is Nico's partner in Astronomy. The second part is gonna be in the Powerpuff Girls episode Just Desserts and Lincoln and his group are going to face the Smith Family and make that bad family wish it was never born! They are also going to meet a Malefic Cyber End Dragon Gene-Slammer named Minnie Metarikku. The 2nd Part of the Sailor Moon Arc is gonna be for the monster Fro so I'll need the scene for that please guest. Shanan, Eli, Laney and Lola are going to face her. The next chapter is gonna be for an awesome treasure hunt as we go into the jungles of Thailand to find an awesome and ancient treasure of incredible power and magic and also we're going to face Mitch Wilkinson from National Treasure 2.
See you all tomorrow.
