Get ready for an awesome interstellar adventure


In Bikini Bottom, Nico and Luna were walking around the city.

Nico: Thanks for coming with me, Luna. Even though you may or may not approve of my leadership.

Luna Loud: It's no problem dude. I always love going to Bikini Bottom and to tell you the truth, I do approve of your leadership because you are a rocking bro dude.

Nico: Thanks Luna. I can't wait to see who we get to meet during our rescue. And while we're here lets go get some grub over at the Krusty Krab.

Luna Loud: Good idea.

They went to the Krusty Krab.

Nico: Luna, is it still possible for you and Sam to give birth?

Luna Loud: I don't think we work that way dude. We can adopt so that option is always open.

Nico: Yeah you're right.

They went into the Krusty Krab.

Nico: Good morning Krusty Krew!

SpongeBob: Hey Nico! Hey Luna! How have you all been?

Nico: Good SpongeBob.

Mr. Krabs: What can we get ya lads?

Nico: 2 Monster Krabby Patties please.

Lily: Coming right up guys!

They gave them money and waited.

Nico: Always good to eat during a rescue.

Luna Loud: You said it dude.

Lily later came out with their huge monster Krabby Patties and they got to eating them.

Lily: By the way guys I saw an Orishan here and I think it's one of your friends Nico.

Nico: Really?

Lily: Yep. Just want to let you know. Well back to work.

ZOOM!

She went back to the grill.

Nico: Whoever looks like Water Hazard and Bivalvan, please sit where me and Luna are! Thank you.

?: You called?

A figure came out and it was an Orishan.

Nico: Wow!

Orishan: (In a girls voice) Wait a second. Nico is that you?

Nico: That voice. Olga? Olga Astronomonov? Wow! You look awesome as a Orishan.

Orishan: I sure do and it's awesome to see you.

Luna Loud: Your last name is the same as Mandark's. And his little sister is named Olga too. Are you one of their cousins?

Orishan: (Laughs) No. We may have the same name but we are not related at all.

Nico: Wanna eat with us?

Orishan: Sure but first can I revert back?

Nico: Sure. Better make sure no one looks.

Nico put up a dome around them and he put on his blind man glasses and he snapped his fingers and Olga reverted back and she had blood red hair and aqua blue eyes and and Nico gave her an amazing red wardrobe and she looked awesome.

Olga Astronomonov: Wow this is awesome.

Nico: It looks awesome on you.

Luna: What's your favorite memory with Nico?

Olga Astronomonov: Me and Nico went to band class together and I was a master of the bagpipes.

Luna: Rocking!

Nico: We would play all kinds of great Celtic songs together.

Olga Astronomonov: Yeah. But my favorite memory was when Nico did a solo on the stage when we were playing Yach Ean by the Barleyshakes and he really knows how to play the recorder flute.

Nico: That was fun.

Luna: You and J.D.'s daughter Natilee would get along great Olga. She loves Celtic music.

Olga Astronomonov: That's cool!

Nico: If no one shows up to cause trouble in an hour, we'll leave after we eat.

Luna: You got it.

Lily came.

Lily Loud: You guys sure were hungry.

Nico: Yeah.

Lily: Oh right I forgot to tell you that old sea hag Ms. Gristlepuss and her sophisticated band of fun restaurant hating hags have escaped from prison and are on their way to finish what they started.

Nico: Oh man!

Luna Loud: Not those old crones again!

Olga Astronomonov: Who is Gristlepuss?

Nico: You would not like her at all Olga. She's the leader of an organization called T.U.O.F.A.T.T.A.F.A.D.

Olga Astronomonov: T.U.O.F.A.T.T.A.F.A.D.?

Nico: It's an acronym. It stands for The United Organization Of Fish Against Things That Are Fun And Delicious. Their goal is to shut down all the restaurants that are fun and full of flavor and replace them all with sophisticated, luxurious bland and flavorless food restaurants.

Lily Loud: Yeah. Years ago when Nico first joined the team we took them down and sent them all to prison and reopened all the restaurants they ruthlessly shut down.

Nico: Yep.

Olga Astronomonov: Oh man! I may not have been a big fan on Sophisticated and Posh Cuisine that's flavorless, no offense to the luxurious class of society but those fish are taking things WAY too far!

Luna Loud: No kidding!

Lily: Yeah Rarity would absolutely hate these guys.

Nico: I do too.

Olga Astronomonov: Me too.

Nico: First time I reverted someone back before the main event.

Olga Astronomonov: But it won't be the last time either.

Nico: Lets get ready for them.

Lily Loud: They are coming right now. Bikini Bottom has been put on full alert for them.

Nico: Good.

Luna Loud: I think they are here now.

They saw a bus pull up.

They finished eating and Nico, Lily, SpongeBob, Olga and Luna went outside and the ladies all came out.


Miss Gristlepuss is the leader of T.U.O.O.F.A.T.T.A.F.A.D. and Al Priss' wife. She appears in the episodes "Banned in Bikini Bottom," "Gramma's Secret Recipe" and "I Smell a Pat." Her husband is the chief of police and she has many identical sisters.
At some point in her life, she married Al Priss.

At another point, she founded T.U.O.O.F.A.T.T.A.F.A.D. with her sisters. She had banned Krabby Patties from being served at the Krusty Krab with T.U.O.O.F.A.T.T.A.F.A.D. However, she later lifted the ban after trying one and liking it.

She wants Krabby Patties to be banned because they are "too fun and delicious." She has her husband close the Krusty Krab, and with the help of Plankton, destroys SpongeBob's house, where they are serving Krabby Patties illegally.

She then plans to arrest SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs for circumventing a law. However, when she sees her husband eating a Krabby Patty, she runs over to stop him, but in doing so, she trips over her untied shoelace and falls in front of him. The patty drops then into her mouth; after she eats it, she realizes that Krabby Patties are not so bad after all. Thus, she decides not to ban Krabby Patties, pardon the Krusty Krew, and reopen the Krusty Krab.

She appears in a knitting circle along with SpongeBob, Sheldon J. Plankton in disguise as "SpongeBob's great grammyma," Incidental 84, Gramma and Granny.


Nico: Long time no see, ladies!

Ms. Gristlepuss: Well Nicolas Chan! You have a lot of nerve showing up in this wretched dump that we're going to ban and shut down forever.

Nico: I'd like to see you try you sophisticated old crone.

Olga Astronomonov: That's right! No one is closing the Krusty Krab on our watch!

Ms. Gristlepuss: I heard J.D. Knudson's no longer leader. (laughs) That's what he gets for trying to run a terrorist group like yourselves!

Nico: For your information you thousand year old prune, You're the terrorists!

Ms. Gristlepuss: HOW DARE YOU!?

Nico: I'm not finished! Second you don't have the right to talk to us like that.

Olga Astronomonov: YEAH! J.D. and all of Team Loud Phoenix Storm has done so much good for the entire universe and people like you think that they are so better than other people that it gives you the right to drag peoples names through the mud like they are worthless pieces of fucking trash! But the way I see it, the ONLY FUCKING PIECES OF TRASH AROUND HERE ARE YOU! YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A BUNCH OF SPINELESS AND WORTHLESS SHITFILLED PIECES OF INSIGNIFICANT DIRT POOR SACKS OF GARBAGE!

The members of T.U.O.F.A.T.T.A.F.A.D. were shocked that Olga can speak like that and they fell over dead from a heart attack!

Nico and the group cheered for her.

Luna: Wow you tell them Olga!

Nico: That was AWESOME!

Squidward: Um.. Olga, can you still demonstrate your powers on the corpses?

Olga Astronomonov: Sorry Squidward. Just wanted to get my point across.

Olga then fired a powerful jet of high pressure water and it hit the corpses and smashed them into piles of mush! Then sharks appeared and ate them.

Nico: WHOA!

Lily: Take that!

Nico: Awesome!

Ms. Gristlepuss: YOU WRETCH!

Then the Police cars came and rearrested Gristlepuss. They slapped the cuffs on her and put her in the car.

Nico: And before anyone asks, no, we're not using the superlaser on her. She's not worth it.

Luna Loud: Besides we only use that on our enemies that pose a serious threat. Not anyone else.

Nico: Yeah.

Olga Astronomonov: Those old prunes are true liars.

Lily: Yeah no kidding. We're going to send Gristlepuss to Inferno Island this time. She also has a terrible curse put on her. That's the same curse that Lincoln put on Gabriel Tinsley.

Nico: Sweet.

Lily: Yep. I put it on her. Eternal Life Without Eternal Youth and being forever plagued by the very demons she has.

Nico: Nice.

Olga Astronomonov: Good riddance to bad rubbish.

Nico: It really is good to see you again, Olga.

Olga and Nico then hugged.

Olga Astronomonov: I missed you band partner.

Nico: Me too. Band partner.

They later went home and they told us all about what happened and we were amazed.


After Nico's rescue, Lincoln, Me, Nico, Eli, Nicole, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lincoln's harem, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, Sima Shi, Sima Zhao, Sun Jian, Guo Jia, Zhang Bao, Guan Xing, Cao Cao, Liu Bei, Sun Quan, The Neptune Crusaders, and Luke Loud were heading to the Simulator, and for this one, we're heading to Bikini Bottom, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the nine girls there, but we're also going to destroy countless robots and make them scrap metal and send Evil Plankton to Inferno Island, and we got word that the Gene Slammer for The Malefic Stardust Dragon is also there, and who's another of Lincoln's Guardian Angels. The Simulator activated, and we were in Bikini Bottom.

Lincoln: Wow, we're here in Bikini Bottom, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the nine girls there, but we're also going to destroy countless robots and make them scrap metal and send Evil Plankton to Inferno Island.

Nico: That's right, big guy, and we got word that the Gene Slammer for The Malefic Stardust Dragon is also there, and who's another of your Guardian Angels. This is going to be good.

Lily Loud: You said it.

Plankton: And once we send my evil self to Inferno Island, we should also destroy the Chum Bucket, to make sure the last bit of Evil Plankton stays gone for good.

Squidward: That's exactly what's going to be done, and if I see my Simulator counterpart, remind me to punch him in his big nose.

Lincoln: We'll make sure you do just that, Squidward. And thanks for coming with us on this rescue, Luke and The Neptune Crusaders.

Luke Loud: You're welcome, Lincoln.

Luna Loud: And I can also tell you also have another elemental hero form you're going to show us, right, bro?

Lincoln: (Smirks) You know me all too well, Luna.

Lincoln was surrounded by water, sea creatures, and aqua blue energy, and when he emerged, the 16-year-old 7'0" tall, white-haired, handsome, and extremely muscular teen's orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth, large orange bands on his massive biceps and thighs, long orange trenchcoat flaps, and eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs turned aqua blue, his long white hair reaching the bottom of his neck turned aqua blue, his large blue pants turned aqua blue except for the rainbow lightning bolts and his massive and indestructible deep sapphire blue angel wings turned aqua blue, his large ankle-length white combat boots turned aqua blue, and his deep sapphire blue eyes turned aqua blue. Lincoln has transformed into MAELSTROM LINCOLN, The Elemental Hero of Water and another elemental hero form Lincoln's unlocked. We were really amazed, including Luna and Luke and when Lincoln's harem saw it, their faces had an atomic red blush and hearts in their eyes.

Luna Loud: (Laughs) I knew it, and this is also perfect since we're underwater.

Luke Loud: That's right, and in that form, Lincoln could also join The Neptune Crusaders.

Lily Loud: It would be awesome for Lincoln to also join in, and since Girl Jordan, Lily the Mermaid, Ariel's sisters, Shizuura the Mermaid, Fukami the Mermaid, Eri the Mermaid, Miura the Mermaid, and Arte the Mermaid are part of his harem, I think they'll like it even more if their man's a part of it.

Nico: Not a bad idea, Lily.

Lincoln: Now, then, let's trash those dirt bag robots.

TLPS Mr. Wolf: And save Bikini Bottom!

We then got to work by trashing the countless robots all over Jellyfish Fields, Goo Lagoon, Downtown Bikini Bottom, The Mermalair, Rock Bottom, Industrial Park, Flying Dutchman's Graveyard, The Kelp Forest, and Spongebob's Dream, and we also took care of the giant robot versions of Sandy, Patrick, and Squidward. Then, we saw that the robots were coming from the Chum Bucket, and that's where the source of the trouble was coming from.

Maelstrom Lincoln: So, the robots were coming from The Chum Bucket, and that means Evil Plankton was the one responsible for this one.

TLPS Mr. Wolf: That little monster! Well, like Plankton said, we're sending Evil Plankton to Inferno Island, at least, it's better than killing him again.

?: HELP!

Suddenly, Lincoln heard the sound of nine girls calling for help. With his deep aqua blue cyborg eyes and superhuman sight, along with sensing energy signals, he saw and heard exactly where the call for help was coming from. He saw the nine girls, but they've been cornered by a giant robot version of Plankton and Spongebob, and they're going to kill them, and he also saw Evil Plankton there as well, and he was laughing malevolently at the girls' impending demise.

Lincoln: Guys, I found the nine girls, but they've been cornered by a giant robot version of Plankton and Spongebob, and they're going to kill them, and I also saw Evil Plankton there as well, and he's laughing malevolently at the girls' impending demise.

Squidward: Let's tear that little monster to shreds!

Plankton: And trash those overgrown buckets of bolts for good. I don't care if Evil Plankton sees me here, I'm going to brutally pummel him into the dirt for this!

We rushed on over, and we broke into the Chum Bucket, and Maelstrom Lincoln fired two powerful blasts of water at Robo-Plankton and Robo-Spongebob, which short-circuited them, and they explode in a powerful explosion. The nine girls got to safety, and when Evil Plankton saw us here, he was really mad.

Evil Plankton: How dare you fools get in my way of taking over the world? I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL!

Maelstrom Lincoln: Don't even try it, you little pipsqueak, we've had it with you causing so much trouble in Bikini Bottom for the last time.

Maelstrom Lincoln unholstered his improved massive Sword of Universal Hope and Elemental Bravery from his wider and muscular back and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms, Sima Shi, Sima Zhao, Sun Jian, Guo Jia, Zhang Bao, Guan Xing, Cao Cao, Liu Bei, and Sun Quan got out their weapons, Lincoln's sisters also transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and unholster their massive swords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs, Luke Loud transformed into his Super Angel 750,000,000,000 form, The Neptune Crusaders got out their weapons, and Me, Eli, Nicole, and Nico also transform and unholstered our massive swords from our backs, and we went at Evil Plankton, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, ice, lava, steel orbs, stars, rainbow flames, orange flames, blue flames, and green flames at Evil Plankton, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.

Then, we saw a Malefic Stardust Dragon appear, and fired a powerful blast of stars, which hits the The Duplicatotron 3000, and it sent Evil Plankton into a demonic rage, but Lincoln tied him up with a small but still powerful rainbow energy straitjacket and rainbow energy chains. Lincoln sprouted out one of his powerful massive and long eleven deep sapphire blue werewolf tails, which turns aqua blue when he transformed into Maelstrom Lincoln, and it had a suction cup proboscis in the perfect size for Evil Plankton's head, and as he plunged it onto the head of Evil Plankton, Lincoln began sucking out and draining his brain, and he gained a massive intelligence boost. When Lincoln was done, Evil Plankton was now a brainless monkey. Lincoln then beamed the now brainless Evil Plankton into a very special doorless and windowless cell on Inferno Island, where he'll never be free again.

We got out and Lincoln fired a powerful energy blast, which destroyed The Chum Bucket, and we cheered as we holstered our massive swords on our backs and power down and Lincoln changed back to normal.

Malefic Stardust Dragon: (In a girl's voice) (Japanese Accent) That'll teach that evil little monster.

Lincoln: Wait, that voice. Fujisaki Sutādasuto, is that you?

Riley Kurayami: (Japanese Accent) Wait, Fujisaki's here, and she's been turned into the Malefic Stardust Dragon?! Awesome!

Fujisaki Sutādasuto: That's right, Lincoln and Riley, and it's been a long time.

They went up to each other, and they hugged, and Fujisaki was surprised at how much stronger and at how much taller and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him.

Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you when you were eleven, and I've grown a lot since then.

Fujisaki Sutādasuto: Yeah, I can see, you've really grown a lot from the eleven-year-old cute little boy into a 16-year-old 7'0" tall and very handsome teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs.

Nico: Wow, Lincoln, you know her.

Lincoln: Yeah, I do, Nico. This is Fujisaki Sutādasuto, she, like Riley Kurayami, came to Royal Woods from Japan, and she, like the other Guardian Angels, have defended me from bullies, and from Lori.

Nico: Awesome. But, I can sense there's a reason why it's only Lori, and not Lynn, Lola, and Luan.

We saw that Lori did go pale when she saw Fujisaki Sutādasuto here, and it brought something back.

Lincoln: We'll talk about that later. Boys, cover your eyes, hold still, Fujisaki, this is going to hurt.

Me, Nico, Eli, and the rest of the boys covered our eyes as Lincoln snapped his fingers, and Fujisaki was reverting back to normal. Fujisaki Sutādasuto is a beautiful 17-year-old with long light green hair going down to the bottom of her neck, jade green eyes, fair skin, she is 6'0" in height, and she had the body of a goddess. She also now has massive white angel wings with stars on her back, as she reigns in the power of the Malefic Stardust Dragon, and she was in her birthday suit.

Lincoln: How do you feel, Fujisaki?

Fujisaki Sutādasuto: (Japanese Accent) Good. (Realizes she's in her birthday suit) But, I'm also in my birthday suit.

Lincoln gave Fujisaki Sutādasuto a new wardrobe, a sleeveless jade green shirt with a purple phoenix and a jade green skirt with the Malefic Stardust Dragon with stars on it, jade green pants, jade green leather ankle-high combat boots, and a long black sleeveless trenchcoat with the Malefic Stardust Dragon on the back, and on her back is a large Malefic Stardust Dragon-themed sword with a 6'5" massive, wide, double-edged, man-sized black blade with the Malefic Stardust Dragon etched on it with stars on it, large Malefic Stardust Dragon wings for the crossguard, large purple gem for the hilt, longer black handle, and large black faceted sphere pommel with surrounding purple gems.

Fujisaki Sutādasuto: (Japanese Accent) Wow, I love the new outfit and large sword you made for me, Lincoln.

Suddenly, a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Fujisaki Sutādasuto's neck with purple gems and crystals from her new Crystal Necklace of the Buddha on the gold lightning bolts.

Fujisaki Sutādasuto: (Japanese Accent) Whoa, is this...?

Lincoln: Yep, that's a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and you're one of my many future wives, Fujisaki.

Fujisaki Sutādasuto had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes, as Lincoln wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist and he leaned down and he kissed her on the lips, and she returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the nine girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them. The nine girls are Mizusawa Mao, Aihara Nana Futami Eriko, Hoshino Yuumi, Kawada Tomoko, Kuryuu Megumi, Sakino Asuka, Satonaka Narumi, and Shijou Mitsuki from KimiKiss Pure Rouge.

Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Mizusawa Mao, Aihara Nana Futami Eriko, Hoshino Yuumi, Kawada Tomoko, Kuryuu Megumi, Sakino Asuka, Satonaka Narumi, and Shijou Mitsuki.

Helena McTroy: From KimiKiss Pure Rouge, awesome.

Lincoln: Are you girls okay?

Mizusawa Mao: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.

Then, when Mizusawa Mao and the other eight girls saw who it was that saved them from Evil Plankton, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 16-year-old 7'0" tall, handsome, white-haired, bare-chested hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead, a golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive and wide right pec and it was surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, a Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his wider and more muscular back, and right on top was the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, and Buffalo, and below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Lightning Storms, The Weather, and The Thirteen Elemental Forces, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, and Golden-Hearted Lover, Father of Many Kids, Son, and Future Husband, Descendant of The 17th Century Duke Lincoln of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, God of Truth and Justice, and Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe", and he had deep sapphire blue eyes.

He had his massive Sword of Universal Hope and Elemental Bravery holstered on his wider and muscular back, his orange Crystal Saber holstered on his left hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted orange bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, his large Cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive and indestructible deep blue angel wings surging with powerful super lightning and the stars and blue nebulae reflecting on them with rainbow tips on the large deep sapphire blue feathers, and he was dressed in an orange version of He Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, and Buffalo on them and with hanging mini silver lightning bolts held up by his Belt of Elemental Bravery with large orange gem for the belt buckle on his waist, a pair of large blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large white leather combat boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on it, a large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and a Buffalo head with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on his neck and across his permanently bare chest, large fingerless black gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it, a large Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring on his left ring finger, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger, he had eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs, and circling around his feet on the floor are eight golden crosses with angelic runes.

Mizusawa Mao: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.

Then, Lincoln made eight clones of himself, and he and the eight clones went up to the girls, and they picked them up and hugged them in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and kissed them on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrap their arms around the necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.

Mizusawa Mao: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.

Suddenly, nine Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared right around the necks of Mizusawa Mao, Aihara Nana Futami Eriko, Hoshino Yuumi, Kawada Tomoko, Kuryuu Megumi, Sakino Asuka, Satonaka Narumi, and Shijou Mitsuki with colored gems and crystals on the gold lightning bolts. We exit the Simulator, and we told everyone what happened there, and they were shocked when they found out the villain we'd went after was Evil Plankton.

But, when Lincoln shows and told everyone what he did to Evil Plankton, they cheered wildly for Lincoln and the rest of us, and they hugged us, and the girls in Lincoln's harem then went up to Lincoln, and they kissed him all over. Lincoln and Fujisaki Sutādasuto now have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back, and now, we're rid of Evil Plankton for good, and he's never getting out ever again.


After dealing with Evil Plankton this time for good, we were training intensely in the gym doing 100,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 9,500-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and when Fujisaki Sutādasuto saw Lincoln working out like crazy, she had an atomic red blush on her face.

Fujisaki Sutādasuto: (Japanese Accent) Whoa, Lincoln has really grown to be a 16-year-old 7'0" tall, really big, and really strong young man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful muscles hard at work, and to work out with those 9,500-lb barbells and not even get tired, incredible.

Lincoln: And I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Fujisaki, and now, I can also fight and defend myself.

Fujisaki Sutādasuto: (Japanese Accent) That's awesome.

Nico: It sure is, Fujisaki. So, what memories did you have with Lincoln?

Fujisaki Sutādasuto: (Japanese Accent) I actually have two memories with Lincoln, and one of them will explain why Lori turned pale when she heard my name earlier. One day, I saw that Lincoln and his siblings were really frightened, and Lincoln told me that Lori was in a REALLY ROTTEN AND HORRIBLY BAD MOOD because she saw that her phone had a crack on the screen, and she immediately blamed all of her siblings, and she was really angry at all of them, including Lily, and she was a baby. When I saw Lori, she was growling like a wild animal and her eyes were red and burning with intense hatred and rage, and when she found out that Lincoln and the rest of the siblings told me about the situation, she full-blown lost it and went completely ballistic, and she was going to kill them all in a nasty fit of rage, that basically crossed the line, and I got into a nasty fight with Lori. Then, Lana tied Lori up with powerful nylon rope, it was so strong that not even Lori could chew out of them. Then, we went up to Lisa's room, and her camera recorded everything. We saw that Lori's phone fell out of her pocket, and she wasn't even looking, it fell out of her pocket, and the screen had cracked. This brought Lori out of her really rotten and horribly bad mood, and her red eyes changed back to normal, and she had tears in her eyes, and we saw regret in her eyes. She then apologized to Lincoln and his siblings, but she didn't get off easy: Lori was grounded for five months, her driving privileges were restricted heavily only for work or school, and she was forbidden from seeing Bobby, and he had to take a break from her, after hearing the news from Lincoln.

We gasped at what Fujisaki Sutādasuto told us everything, including Loki.

Nico: Holy crap!

Loki Loud: This is just like what happened to me, and I falsely blamed Loni for that one, and I had a lot of regret for that one. But, thanks to the team, I was brought out of that for good.

Me: That's right, Loki.

Lori: And I literally still had nightmares because of that day, and Dark Lori took control of me, and she forced me to try and kill all of my siblings.

Lincoln: She's nothing but a bloodthirsty animal, but it's a good thing that after we defeated her in Chen Cang, we imprisoned her in an indestructible diamond prison, and she's never getting out.

Me: That's right, Lincoln.

TLPS Mr. Wolf: Yeah, you made the right call on that one to imprison Dark Lori again after you, Lori, and TLPS Mr. Snake put a stop to her for good, Lincoln.

Luna Loud: And it's a good thing Fujisaki came to the rescue, and really restrain Lori, otherwise, she would've killed us all in a fit of rage, and that would've ended her dreams forever, and she would be remembered forever as a murderer and be imprisoned for the rest of her life.

Fujisaki then went up to Lori, and they hugged, and Lori broke down in tears. Then, Lincoln and the rest of us went up to Lori, and we also hugged her, and she was comforted.

TLPS Mr. Wolf: So, what else can you tell us about Fujisaki Sutādasuto?

Lincoln: Fujisaki was my partner in marine biology, and we did a very awesome project in making a diorama of sea life, and we got an A on that one, and she's also an astronomy wiz. In fact, we got our first taste in astronomy when we were six years old, and we saw a shooting star.

Me: Wow.

Nico: You said it, J.D. That's so awesome, and you also saw that Lincoln has a birthmark in the shape of the Pisces the Fish constellation with Aquarius Zodiac sign in it, along with the constellation of Cygnus the Swan on his massive right hand.

Fujisaki Sutādasuto: Yeah, I remembered seeing it long ago. And I also saw the other constellations that you all have on the backs of your necks, that's awesome.

Suddenly, a bright light had descended onto the Estate, and we covered our eyes. Then, as the bright lights faded, we uncovered our eyes, and to our surprise, we saw that the world of Killer Instinct, the world where Black Orchid and Kim Wu, two of Lincoln's future wives, came from has merged with our world.

Lincoln: Whoa.

Black Orchid: Our world has now merged with your world, Lincoln. But, this also means we're going to get into fights with Ultratech.

Lincoln: I was about to say, Orchid.

Suddenly, the alarm went off, and we saw that one of Ultratech's monstrosities, Fulgore, is going on a rampage in the city.

Lincoln: Fulgore, I should've known that Ultratech would send that cyborg out to cause havoc.

Black Orchid: But, this will be the last time I ever deal with him.

We then head out, and we saw Fulgore blasting at everything in his sights. Then, Lincoln fired a blast of water, which hits him in the back. When he saw us, he was about to fire a plasma blast at us, but Lincoln fired a powerful rainbow energy blast at Fulgore, and it hits and disorients the cyborg.

Black Orchid: I've had it with you Ultratech bastards to last an eternity.

Suddenly, Black Orchid's green eyes turned neon green, and she was surrounded by a green energy aura with lightning and wildcats, and as she approached Fulgore, she left green energy, lightning, and wildcats with every step. Suddenly, Black Orchid was surrounded by a massive vortex of green energy with lightning and wildcats surrounding the vortex, there's a wildcat running around the vortex, and in the vortex is a green phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Black Orchid emerged, but she was changed forever.

(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)

Black Orchid grew to 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess and her long raven black hair has green highlights in the bangs, she has neon green eyes and a green energy aura with lightning bolts and wildcats surrounding her. She has a wildcat with the Thunder Kanji in its paws emblazoned on her forehead, she has on wildcat earrings with green crystals for the eyes and the Thunder Kanji in its paws, and she also has a wildcat with green crystals for the eyes and the Thunder Kanji in its paws for the second pendant of her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with green gems on the gold lightning bolts and green crystals from her Crystal Necklace of The Buddha which merged with her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love. Black Orchid has on a sleeveless green shirt with a jade green phoenix on it, green pants with lightning bolts on them, and black ankle-length combat boots with silver wildcats for the buckles, and she has on green weighted bands with silver phoenixes on her biceps and thighs, and she has on a long green sleeveless trenchcoat with wildcats and lightning bolts on the coattails, and on the back is a wildcat and a phoenix, and surrounding them are lightning bolts.

Black Orchid has a new large sword in her hand called Bastet's Lightning Sword of Justice, it's a large sword with the Egyptian deity Bastet etched onto the 6'5" massive, wide, double-edged, man-sized raven black blade, large wildcat heads with jade green eyes for the crossguard, large green gem for the hilt, longer black handle, and large wildcat heads with green gems for the eyes for the pommel. Black Orchid has on her new large cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with green gems on her wrists, Belt of Elemental Bravery with a wildcat with a green gem inside its mouth for the belt buckle, large green Spellbook of The Gods and The Universe on her left hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her right hip. There's a black kanji right below the wildcat on the back that said, "Black Orchid, US Military Agent, Leader of the Disavowed, Half-Sister of Jago, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Destroyer of Ultratech, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Emissary of Bastet, and Master of Wildcats and Lightning."

ブラックオーキッド、米軍エージェント、否認されたリーダー、ジャゴの異母姉妹、リンカーンラウドの愛する未来の妻、ウルトラテックの駆逐艦、悪の殺し屋、狂った、殺人、冷酷、そしてサディスティックな野郎、バステトの使者、そしてマスターワイルドキャッツとライトニング

Black Orchid has transformed into SUPER ANGEL INFINITY SUPERCELL LIGHTNINGSTORM WILDCAT ANGEL OF ELECTRIC JUSTICE AND ELECTRIC HOPE!

We were amazed by Black Orchid's Super Angel Infinity transformation, and when Lincoln saw it, he had an atomic red blush on his face and hearts in his eyes. But, when Fulgore saw it, he fired a plasma blast at Black Orchid, but she fired a powerful blast of green energy, lightning, and wildcats at him, and it exploded with incredible power, as it overwhelmed his blast, and hits him.

Nico: Whoa, Black Orchid's transformed, and this means, Fulgore's now in big trouble.

Lincoln: Wow, Black Orchid, you look beautiful. How do you feel?

Black Orchid: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of the Thunderstorm and Wildcat Justice) I feel incredible, Lincoln, and I'm going to make that overgrown cyborg pay for what he's done. And I already know you're also going to join in.

Lincoln: (Smiles) That's right.

Lincoln unholstered his improved massive Sword of Universal Hope and Elemental Bravery from his wider and muscular back and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, and he joined Black Orchid.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Voice of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope) Let's turn that overgrown cyborg into scrap metal.

Black Orchid and Lincoln went at Fulgore, and they fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, elemental forces, lightning, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Buffalo, and wildcats at Fulgore, which exploded with incredible power, as they hit him. Then, Lincoln and Black Orchid decapitated Fulgore, and they fired powerful blasts of energy at his decapitated body, and it exploded in purple flame, and his spirit was Super Hakaied for good. We cheered wildly for what Lincoln and Black Orchid did, as they holster their massive swords on their backs and power down, and Black Orchid's new body, clothes, weapons, angel wings, and jewelry are permanent.

Black Orchid: That's one step closer to destroying Ultratech for good. (To Lincoln) Lincoln, thank you for helping me.

Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Orchid, and there's also something I want to give you.

Black Orchid: Oh, and what's that?

Lincoln: (Sly Grin) Oh, this.

Lincoln wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around Black Orchid's waist, and he brought her into an embrace, which took her by surprise and that brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to her face, they kissed passionately as she wraps her left arm around his wider and muscular back, and her left hand was on his massive and wide right pec, and right behind them was a Thunderbird and Phoenix flying in the air, and we also saw a herd of Buffalo and a pack of wildcats running across the field, and the display of the elemental forces and lightning crashing down behind them. We had tears in our eyes and a smile on our faces. Then, Lincoln and Black Orchid came up to us.

Nico: (Smiles) Impressive work in leading the team today, big guy.

Lincoln: Thanks, Nico. But, this means one thing: we're now at war with Ultratech and its associates.

Me: But, we'll make sure they will all pay the price for their wrongdoings.

Suddenly, Black Orchid felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, we saw a pair of massive raven black angel wings with green tips on the large raven black feathers sprout out from her back.

Lincoln: Whoa, Orchid, you now have angel wings.

Black Orchid saw the massive angel wings, thanks to a mirror of water that Lincoln made, and she was amazed by them.

Black Orchid: Wow, that's amazing, and I always wanted to see what I look like with angel wings.

Lincoln: And now, you've got your wish, Orchid. Alright, everyone, let's head back, the day's not over yet.

We return home to the Estate, and we've gotten rid of Fulgore for good, and we'd made our message clear: Ultratech will pay for every last one of their crimes, and they and their associates will pay for their crimes with blood.


Later we were taking Sydney and Akira somewhere. Nico had Sydney blindfolded.

Sydney: Where are you guys taking me?

Fuse Man: If we told you know, it wouldn't be a surprise.

Nico: Yeah you'll love it.

I was doing the same to Akira.

Akira: I have a feeling this is gonna be fun.

Me: Yep it sure will.

Tarzan: Here we are!

We took their blindfolds off and they saw that we were at the park.

Nico: It's a picnic at the park for you.

Sydney: Awesome!

They saw each other.

Sydney: Akira!? You're my blind date!?

Akira: Sydney? Wow!

Me: (Whispers to Nico) Sydney is totally gonna go apeshit on you for this.

Runamuck: Enjoy your date!

Akira: Where are you going?

Nico: We're just going to watch and make sure your date doesn't go wrong. It's a beautiful day outside. Enjoy it.

Akira: Okay.

We went to a picnic table by the playground and watched them.

Lana: Hey Olga that was awesome laying the smackdown on those old dirtbags.

Varie: Yeah you would make an awesome and fine member of the Neptune Crusaders.

Olga Astronomonov: Thanks Varie. And I'm glad you think so.

Lola: Yeah and it's awesome that you share the same name as Mandark's sister.

Olga Astronomonov: That is amazing huh?

Noriko Kaiba: It sure is awesome.

Natilee: And I'm so glad that you like Celtic music like I do.

Olga Astronomonov: Thanks Natilee.

Natilee: (Irish Accent) You'll make an amazing Celtic Festival Music star lass.

We laughed.

Nico: That is true and Saint Patrick's Day is next month.

Me: It sure is.

We had a nice talk and then Akira and Sydney came back.

Cybertron Red Alert: How was your date?

Akira: It was so fun!

Sydney: That soup we had was delicious.

Me: It was Rosa Casagrande's Calde de Siete Mares or Soup of The Seven Seas. She also puts crab in it to make it awesome. Rosa makes awesome soup.

Rosa Casagrande: (Spanish Accent) Oh thank you J.D. I do my best.

Me: You sure do Ms. Rosa.

Akira: And thanks for setting all this up Nico. But… (Cracks Knuckles) You need to start running now.

Nico: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!

ZOOM!

Nico ran fast!

Gravity Man: Nico really is dead if Akira D Smashes his world's Iron Man.

Me: Yep.

Akira and Sydney then jumped onto Nico and then they tickled him.

Akira: Coochie coochie coo!

Sydney: Tickle tickle tickle!

Nico: (LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY!

They stopped.

Nico: WHEW! Okay now that the date and my tickle punishment is done, it's time for our next mission and I got a treat for you all. We're going to head to Moose Jaw Heights in Saskatchewan, Canada to meet Betty Barrett. You guys will love her. She is also an interstellar member of the Galactic Guardians.

We were in awe.

Ben: WHOA! The Galactic Guardians are in every way like the Plumbers.

Gwen T.: That is so cool that we're going to meet her.

Tara: It sure is gonna be awesome.

Laney: That is amazing.

Nico: Yep.

Swordsman, Duff Killigan, Kaos, Dr. Viktor, Top, Gearhead, Ragdoll, Batroc, Tri Klops, and Trap Jaw then appeared.

Swordsman: Can me, Duff Killigan, Kaos, Dr. Viktor, Top, Gearhead, Ragdoll, Batroc, Tri Klops, and Trap Jaw go with you guys?

Nico: You all sure can. We're going to meet Betty Barrett who is also a member of the Galactic Guardians. She goes all over the universe and stops all kinds of interstellar threats.

Eli: This is gonna be so awesome to meet her.

Nico: Alright, everyone, shall we get going?

Lincoln: You got it.

Dudley Puppy: Yeah!

Suddenly, Dudley Puppy's massive Defender of T.U.F.F. and Petropolis sword and massive Sword of International Spy Organizations sword had unholstered from his back, and it was surrounded by a kaleidoscope of dark fire and dark energy, and when it emerged, it's transformed forever. Dudley Puppy's new large sword is known as Cerberus' Hellhound Sword of Dark Justice, it's a new large sword with a 6'9" massive, wide, double-edged man-sized black blade with blood red Greek Runes etched in a circle right around Cerberus and right on top of the blood red Green Runes are the symbols of Petropolis and T.U.F.F, large black hellhound heads with blood red eyes for the crossguard, large blood red gem for the hilt, longer raven black handle, and four large raven black hellhound heads for the pommel with blood red gems for the eyes and large blood red gems in their open mouths.

Nico: Whoa, that sword looks pretty scary and dark.

The large book of legends manifested from rainbow light shined from the Thunderbird emblazoned on Lincoln's forehead, and it turned to the page with the image of the sword on it, along with the info on it.

Lincoln 2: I thought that sword looked familiar, that's Cerberus' Hellhound Sword of Dark Justice, this large sword is said to have been imbued with the powers of the hellhound, Cerberus, and it also has the symbols of Dudley's two other large swords on top of the blood red Green Runes surrounding Cerberus.

Me: Whoa, now that's incredible, and from what we've seen, our swords that we'd gotten from those treasure battles have merged together, and they turn into even more powerful swords.

Dudley Puppy: Wow, that's so awesome!

Suddenly, the sword called out to Dudley Puppy, and he grabbed the large blade's longer raven black handle. Then, we saw something happen: Dudley Puppy's eyes turned from blue to blood red, and he now had a full head of black hair which reached the bottom of his neck, and he had on a pair of long black pants. Then, we saw Dudley Puppy grow to 7'0" in height, and then, we saw all of his upper and lower body muscles growing abnormally massive and powerful at a very incredible rate, and it caused his black short-sleeved shirt to rip, and his long black pants grew longer and stretched, and we saw Dudley Puppy now has abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs. When we saw what happened to Dudley Puppy, we were stunned, Dudley Puppy has turned into a very muscular hunk.

Nico: Whoa, now that's awesome!

Dudley Puppy: Whoa, what on Earth happened?

We also heard Dudley Puppy's voice become deeper after his transformation, and Lincoln made a mirror out of water, and when Dudley Puppy saw what happened to him when he grabbed his brand-new sword, he was amazed.

Dudley Puppy: (Stunned) Whoa, now I look really awesome. But, I can't help but get the feeling that the person I'm going to face is another of Ultratech's goons.

Lincoln: I was about to say, Dudley. But, whoever it is, you're ready for any of Ultratech's goons.

Dudley Puppy snapped his fingers, and he was now dressed in a black version of He-Man 2002's loincloth, his new large long black pants now have dark flames on them, and large black leather ankle-length combat boots, large black weighted bands with silver phoenixes on his massive biceps and thighs, and eight large black orbs orbiting around his legs, and he had his massive Cerberus' Hellhound Sword of Dark Justice holstered on his now wider and more muscular back.

Dudley Puppy: Alright, now I'm ready.

Nico: Alright, everyone, let's go.

We were off to Moose Jaw Heights.


MOOSE JAW HEIGHTS, SASKATCHEWAN, CANADA


We arrived and we were at the school.

Me: Wow Betty's school is nice.

I then saw a bully hurting a kid and then I went over mad. It was DUNCAN PAINE and he's one of Nicole's hits. I just pinned Duncan Paine against a locker and pointed a knife at him.

Me: (laughs insanely) Let's put a smile on that face!

Elec Man: (sarcastically) Well, this is off to a good start.

Nico: (pushes me back) J.D., stop! He's not worth it!

Jack Darby: Yeah, dude! What's wrong with you?!

Me: (angrily) Well, if people are gonna accuse me of being like the Joker, I might as well act like him. Right? RIGHT?!

William: (to Duncan Paine) Get out of here, Paine! And you better pray we don't catch you bullying anyone else again!

Duncan Paine: (laughs) Whatever! Later, losers! (walks off)

Me: What a monster. Pretty good acting there.

Laney: That was all an act? Good job.

Me: No I would never act like that fucked up monster.

Nico: Very clever.

We then saw a red hair girl.

Top: Finally, a friendly face.

Betty: Wow Team Loud Phoenix Storm! It's an honor to meet you.

Nico: You must be Betty Barrett. It's an honor to meet you too.

Me: We heard so much about you.

Ben: Yeah and it's awesome how you go all over the universe and fight bad guys.

Betty: How did you know that?

Nico: You would be amazed at what we know.

Ben: Yeah.

Nico: I have to say, Betty. I've seen pictures of your mom and she's pretty hot.

Maria: You know she's older then you, right?

Nico: (blushes) I know that. I meant... what I was try to say was...

Betty Barrett: (laughs) You're the most awkward leader ever!

We laughed.

Nico: Yeah that is awkward. But I'm now in a harem like J.D., Lincoln, and Clyde.

Me: It's true.

Laney: Yep.

Betty Barrett: That's cool.

Laney: Oh boy.

We saw another girl come and it was PENELOPE LANG, the rich girl and the most popular girl in the school.

Penelope Lang: Well, if it isn't the so called heroes.

Spark Man: Hey, I'll have you know that we ARE heroes!

Penelope Lang: Real heroes wouldn't hang out with villains like your 10 buddies.

May: I'd really like to teach you a lesson. But right now, we'd like to eat in the cafeteria in peace.

Poromon: I call dibs on the pizza!

Lynn: Didn't we have some yesterday?

Nico: Yeah we did. So Penelope how about you do us a favor and buzz off like the worthless insignificant runt you are. You aren't even worth the hair on a poor old man's back.

Penelope Lang: WHY YOU LITTLE!? (GROWLS)

She walked away.

Diamond Tiara: I hate that girl.

Chloe Bourgeois: Me too! She is one depraved human being!

Me: She thinks she's so much better than everyone else because she has more money than anyone. But we have more money than a million of her put together.

Betty Barrett: That's what I heard. Wow.

We then saw a boy named Noah.

William: That's your crush, right?

Betty Barrett: Yep. His name is Noah Parker and he is one of my childhood best friends and my crush.

Nico: Wow. Well you should tell him how you feel.

Betty Barrett: I'm too nervous.

Nico: You'll tell him when the time comes.

We were then having lunch in the cafeteria.

Then Penelope came.

Tri Klops: Seriously, you're still here?

Penelope Lang: Batman has a coterie of supervillains. Joker, Riddler, Mad Hatter...

William: Your point?

Penelope Lang: You guys always say you're superheroes, like Batman. Don't you guys have a coterie of supervillains?

May: Said coterie of supervillains varies depending on any upcoming war. But they never seem to stick.

Penelope Lang: So, that's a no?

Maria: Pretty much.

Penelope Lang: Then I guess you guys aren't superheroes after all.

Having enough of the conversation, Nico walk up to Penelope Lang.

Nico: You wanna know why we don't have a coterie of supervillains?

Penelope Lang: Why?

Nico: Our coterie of supervillains is six-feet-fucking-under!

Penelope Lang: There, you see? Batman doesn't kill people!

Batman: Actually, I have!

Penelope Lang: Say what?

Batman: Last year, the rogue Amazon Aresia tried get rid of all the men in the world which would have resulted in the extinction of the entire human race. And she tried to attack Wonder Woman from behind. Killing her was the only way to save Diana's life. Besides, how many people do you think I inderectly murdered because I kept sending monsters like the Joker and Scarecrow back to prison only for them to break out all over again?!

Flash: And FYI, out of the 3 Gotham villains you just mentioned, Riddler's the only one of them who's part of the Masters of Evil! What do you have to say to that, Morbucks 2.0!

Sarah Tinsley: Easy, Barry. She's not worth it.

Penelope Lang: Figures you'd defend them, Tinsley. With attitudes like that, you and your friends definitely supervillains. You're gonna end up in jail with your father soon enough!

OH SHE DID NOT JUST GO THERE!

Nico widened his eyes. But just as he turned to Sarah Tinsley and Lincoln to knock them out, Lori already beat him to it with his club.

WHACK WHACK!

Nico: Is that my club?!

Lori: You literally should start using this again more often.

Nico: (sighs) Point taken. Only if you ask my permission next time before using it.

Lori: Okay.

I went over and grabbed Penelope.

Me: Listen here you little parasite! Sarah Tinsley had been through hell because of her so-called father and he killed a lot of people and she was in fear for her life because of him! The blood of those people is on his hands alone and not hers! If you ever say anything like that again to her, I will make sure that you suffer the most horrifying nightmare I can muster for you in the Malevolent Insanity realm! But on a better note I can always have Venom eat you for dinner.

Penelope then fainted.

I put her down.

Betty then got a call on her watch.

Nico: Uh oh.

Betty Barrett: Duty calls.

Noah: Betty, where are you going?

Betty Barrett: I'm gonna show my new friends around town.

Elena Validus: Just so we know the area more.

Noah: Cut the bullshit, Betty. I know you sneak out during class. I know you sneak out of your house at night. I know you sneak around after school during the day. That's not fine. Betty, you have to tell me what's going on. Don't you trust me?!

Nico: Betty I think it's time for you to tell him the truth.

Betty Barrett: Oh you're right.

Betty revealed everything about her job that she was doing and everything.

Noah: My word. I didn't know you had such a massive responsibility.

Nico: She has a tremendous responsibility. Lets get the ship ready and head out.

Duff Killigan: (Scottish Accent) Lass, do you have any friends in your... space job?

Betty Barrett: I sure do. Sparky and X-5 and my superior officer Admiral DeGill.

Nico: Cool. And who is your number one enemy?

Betty Barrett: His name is Maximus. Maximus I.Q.

Shanan gasped!

Shanan: Oh man! I've heard of Maximum I.Q. He is a monster that wants total Galactic Domination.

Nico: I've heard of him too and he was on the Saiyans hit list for a long time.

Eli: What c09an you tell us about him?

She told us about Maximus.


The third in a legacy of evildoers, Maximus I.Q. is one of the most sinister beings in the galaxy. A megalomaniac with an ego the size of Galactus, Maximus's main goal is the conquest of the universe, as well as complete his collection of duck-themed objects. But like luckily for us, Atomic Betty is the only thing standing in his way. No matter what evil scheme Maximus comes up with, you can always bet Betty'll be the one who crushes it. He gets very mad if someone else defeats Betty, not him.

His downfall is always his ego and his own incompetence that gets the best of him.


Nico: Whoa!

Laney: Looks like his own Ego will be used to our advantage as we take him down.

We then got on board the U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix and brought Betty's ship on board.

X-5: Greetings, Betty. I hope you had a nice day at school.

Sparky: Wait. Why's Noah here?!

Batch: He caught us sneaking out, asked to know the truth, and we explained it all to him.

Sparky: WOW! Team Loud Phoenix Storm! It's an honor to meet you all!

X-5: Same here it's an honor.

Nico: Pleasure is ours. Sorry Noah has been brought with Betty but he was catching on to her.

Sparky: Oh.

Admiral DeGill appeared.

Batroc: (salutes) Hey there, Admiral DeGill!

Mevya: (hops over to DeGill) Hi, fellow fish!

Admiral DeGill: What the!?

Nico: Admiral DeGill we should explain why we're with Betty and her team.

Admiral DeGill: Nico Chan and all of Team Loud Phoenix Storm!

Nico: That's right.

Admiral DeGill: It's an honor to meet you all.

Nico: Pleasure is ours.

Tengu Man: Also, don't mind Mevya. He's a fish alien just like you.

Admiral DeGill: I see.

Nico: Yep.

Trap Jaw: Long story short, we're here to help take Maximus out.

Admiral DeGill: Really?

Nico: Yep. We're going to make that monster pay for his crimes.

Admiral DeGill: Thank you very much. Scans show that he's on the forest moon of Endor.

Nico: All the way over there where the battle of the 2nd Death Star took place.

Eli: This is gonna be awesome!

Me: Which means his hideout is vulnerable.

Ratbat: Since his hideout is empty at the moment, let's invade it and steal his duck collection.

William: Why?

Poliwag: I want to keep the ducks for myself!

Nico: (Laughs) That's a funny but good idea.

Eli: Yep. We better be ready though.

Betty Barrett: Yeah he is a smart guy but his ego goes to his head.

Me: We'll be ready.

Nico: Set course for Maximus I.Q.'s hideout.

We were off to his hideout.

We then raided Maximus's hideout and then saw all his plans and everything he was going to do and more and it was incredible and devious. We also saw his duck collection and Poliwag loved them.

Ragdoll: We should sell this place after we loot it

Poliwag: My ducks! Mine!

Nico: Poliwag don't go Gollum on us.

Poliwag: Sorry.

Nico: But that's a good idea. We'll sell this place and get Betty a great amount of money to rub in that Penelope's face.

Eli: Nice.

Nelson Muntz: Nico, which Gene Slammer do you think will appear in your next rescue?

Nico: Well I'm hoping to face a Geochelone Aerio Gene-Slammer next and I have a feeling I know who it's going to be. Like Carol said during her usual battle you're hoping it's someone that I know from Italy and I do know someone that is from there. Francesca Giordano.

Eli: What can you tell us about her?

Nico: You guys would love her and she is REALLY amazingly talented. She comes from a long line of master pizza chef champions and her family has been making all kinds of (drools) delicious Napolitan Pizza for many generations. It's some of the best I've ever had and tasted.

Me: Wow!

Laney: She and her family must have one amazing history with pizza.

Nico: They sure do. Her family has won every pizza contest around the planet and all over Italy. That's what makes them one of Italy's great pizza treasures.

Dr. Viktor: Fitting considering the many pizza bodied individuals we met the other day.

Nico: Very fitting. And also her family's pizza is some of the best in the world.

Lily: Wow! That must be some really awesome pizza. Just as good as Jim when he worked at the Krusty Krab.

SpongeBob: Wow.

Nico: Yep. And I think Francesca would be perfect as 2012 Pizza Face's archenemy. That's why I decided on her being his archenemy.

Eli: That's a really good reason.

Qin: Man I haven't seen Francesca in a long time.

Fiona Hernandez: Me neither. I forgot how good her pizzas are.

Nicole Hernandez: Me too. They are amazing pizza.

Marie Hernandez: No kidding.

Skullgrin: Any volunteers for Nico's next rescue?

Lori: It should literally be the wind users so I'll go next.

Nico: Good idea.

Loki: Lori, how about instead, I literally go with Nico?

Nico: Now now. It's ladies first so I chose Lori to go since she called it first. So it's ladies first.

Lori: Thanks Nico. Such a gentleman.

Nico: Thanks.

Me: Cool.

Nico: But just to be on the safe side, Hay Lin can go with me too. She's a girl as well.

Hay Lin: I would be honored Nico.

Lori: Awesome and she is literally a wind user too. Sorry Loki.

Loki: No worries.

Nico: Great. Now that that's covered lets get ready to settle the score with Maximus.

Gearhead: Any nearby vehicles I can use for the battle?

Betty Barrett: You can use one of Maximus's ships for that.

Gearhead: Thanks.

Nico: Awesome. Lets get ready guys.

Eli: May the Force be with us.

We got back on the ship and we were off to Endor.


PLANET ENDOR


We arrived at the planet Endor and it was a beautiful planet.

Me: Wow! The Planet Endor.

Nico: The very site where the Battle of Endor that lead to the Fall of the Galactic Empire took place.

Eli: Yep. And this was where Palpatine was thought to have died.

Laney: Yeah.

We went down to the planet and we arrived at a clearing and we saw MAXIMUS I.Q. and his minion Minimus.

Alister: Target sighted.

Rafael: There he is. Entrance time.

Nico: Lets do it.

Maximus was at the sight of the abandoned Galactic Empire Landing Sight which was not far from the destroyed Shield Generator.

Maximus: Soon my supplies will be ready.

Then the spirits of the jungle heroes in the forms of the Avengers appeared and orbited around him and smashed him all over the place. Then they converged and then…

KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion went off above him and a phoenix cry was heard and we came out.

Nico: Maximus I.Q. your 9 lives are done!

Maximus I.Q.: Team Loud Phoenix Storm!? What are you doing here?!

Nico: What else? To destroy you!

Kaos: Minimus, you can either join the Masters of Evil or the Redemption Squad. But Maximus? You're going down!

Maximus: Give me my duck collection!

Poliwag: NO! MY DUCKS! MINE!

Minimus: I'll join you guys Kaos.

Maximus: WHAT!?

He went over to them.

Nico: Surprise surprise.

Maximus: TRAITOR!

POW!

Betty punched him in the stomach and kicked him in the face and smashed him down.

Betty: Take that!

Then Dr. Light, Molten Man, Snake, Technus, Eccentro, Titanium Toenail, U Foes, Marluxia, Titanium Man, Merman, Pink Ranger Slayer, Weddinmon, Marcel and Dr. Diablos then appeared.

Nico: Dr. Light, Molten Man, Snake, Technus, Eccentro, Titanium Toenail, U Foes, Marluxia, Titanium Man, Merman, Pink Ranger Slayer, Weddinmon, Marcel and Dr. Diablos.

Merman: Actually it's just Dr. Light, Molten Man, Snake, Technus, Eccentro, Titanium Toenail, U Foes, Marluxia, Titanium Man and me today.

Nico: Oh.

Dr. Light: So, Minimus is joining us, huh?

Minimus: If that's okay with you.

Molten Man: Of course it is.

Snake: Sure, we'll have to get used to your two faces. But we can manage, dude.

Nico: Good.

Technus: (to Nico) Heard you dealt with Gristlepuss.

Nico: We sure did.

Eccentro: I hope you ate good Krabby Patties too

Nico: We did too.

Bones then appeared for another round.

Nico: Back for round 2 huh Bones?

Bones: Yep I sure am.

Nico: Awesome.

Bones: Since Minimus is with us now, can I remove Maximus' backbone until the battles are done?

William: Go right ahead.

He did so and Maximus was quivering in fear and he went into hiding.


Kairi, Princess Celestia, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Sein the Siren, Varie, Maria, Luna, Magnet Man and Gravity Man VS Dr. Light - Nico's rescue


Dr. Light was first.

Dr. Light: (to Kairi) It's good that Nico ate Krabby Patties during his rescue. Can't rescue Gene Slammers on an empty stomach.

Kairi: That's true and Nico and Luna were awesome and hungry in that one.

Princess Celestia: They sure were and they needed all that energy for taking down Gristlepuss and her cronies.

Amber Morning: They sure did. What does TUOFATTAFAD stand for again?

Spotlight: It stands for The United Organization Of Fish Against Things That Are Fun And Delicious. They are a group of sophisticated fish that want to destroy all restaurants that are fun and awesome and they want to turn all of Bikini Bottom into a Sophisticated Food Only restaurant city that's bland, luxurious and flavorless. They thought that they were so much better than all the restaurants in the city that they think they can turn it into something that only THEY like.

Amber Morning: Oh I get it! Like with what happened with Restaurant Row in Canterlot when Zesty Gourmand tried to make it flavorless and bland.

Varie: That's right.

Sein: But at least Mary Knudson made it better than ever by making it full of flavor.

Varie: Yep. But thank goodness Gristlepuss and her posse didn't do so on land.

Maria: Yeah no kidding!

Luna: That would not be good for us.

Dr. Light: I agree. No offense to those that have sophisticated good tastes but they need to have places and food that is full of good flavor and fun and not things that are flavorless and bland and are boring.

Princess Celestia: I agree myself.

Dr. Light: Good. Lets do it!

They fired waves of light and water and smashed him down.

Kairi: ALL RIGHT!

Princess Celestia: That was so awesome!


Kaz, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Haous the Kitsune-Bi, Yugito Nii, Elec Man and Flame Man VS Molten Man - Lincoln's rescue and the number of robots that was destroyed


Molten Man was next.

Molten Man: (to Kaz) I hope Lincoln had fun in his rescue. He must've destroyed lots of robots!

Kaz: He sure did. It was so awesome!

Sunset Shimmer: Twilight kept track of how many robots we took down thanks to a machine she made and we counted 500,230,256,231 robots all together!

Molten Man: HOLY VOLCANIC METEORS! That is a lot of robots! Awesome job!

Pipsqueak: (British Accent) We have had so much fun on all that and it was so great.

Sunburn: It was like blasting zombies and bad guys in the Time Crisis games and they were awesome and fun.

Haous: They were awesome to destroy.

Yugito Nii: It sure was fun.

Molten Man: Wow! You guys all had a good time on that. Lets do it!

They fired waves of fire and smashed him down.

Kaz: YEAH BABY!

Sunset Shimmer: That was amazing!


Fiona, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Kagachi, Anko, Fuse Man and Spark Man VS Snake Jailbird - Robo-Plankton would make a great addition to the M.O.E.


Snake Jailbird was next.

Snake: (to Fiona) Dude, Robo Plankton would make a good Masters of Evil member. Especially since Plankton's in the Redemption Squad.

Fiona: I think so too! Robo-Plankton is amazingly well built and it was so awesome taking him down along with giant robot versions of SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward and Sandy. They were awesomely well built too.

Rainbow Dash: I may not be an expert in robots and all that stuff but they were awesome.

Scootaloo: They sure were awesome.

Whirlwind: I think this too.

Kagachi: Yeah no kidding! They were so awesome.

Anko: I thought so myself. Plankton did a great job with those robots.

Snake Jailbird: No kidding there. Lets do it!

They fired waves of lightning, wind, rainbows and fire and smashed him down.

Fiona: Take that dude!

Rainbow Dash: That was AWESOME!


Cyborg, Pinkie Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Nanomech, Rex Salazar, Elena Validus and Circe (Generator Rex VS Technus - Sydney and Akira's date


Technus was next.

Technus: (to Cyborg) I hope Sydney and Akira had fun on their date. They both earned it.

Cyborg: I agree with that. They both had a really fun picnic too and Nico then got tickled by Akira and Sydney too.

They laughed.

Pinkie Pie: Being tickled is great! At least Nico is not getting hurt from it.

Featherweight: That's a good thing.

Sprocket: Yeah it sure is. I'm glad it's being tickled instead of punched.

Nanomech: (Tiny Voice) Yeah it sure is a good thing.

Rex Salazar: We always get a good laugh out of it.

Technus: I agree too and I'm glad that Nico is a great helper with these dates. Lets do it!

They fired waves of metal, gears, energy, lightning and sound and smashed him down.

Cyborg: BOOYAH!

Pinkie Pie: BEST USUAL BATTLE EVER!


Linka Loud, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Life Skylanders, Česká the Mosquito, Lucy, Brittney, Batch and Luxord VS Eccentro - What Penelope said was REALLY LOW and she is expecting an annoyance session with Cheese


Eccentro was next.

Eccentro: (to Linka) What Penelope Lang said was REALLY LOW. Lucky for her, she should only expect an annoyance session with Cheese!

Linka: Yeah what she said was horrible! What a monster! She's just as bad as Kurt!

Fluttershy: Yeah and she deserves it too.

Tornado Bolt: YEAH! She has no right to say that about Sarah especially after everything she went through!

Stealth Elf: If our code didn't allow it we would kill her right there right now. But being pestered by Cheese is a great idea.

Česká: Lets see how she is liking Cheese.

Česká showed on a view screen what is going on at Penelope's house and it was showing Cheese REALLY driving Penelope crazy and making a mess!

They were laughing!

Lucy Loud: That is funny.

Brittney: She had it coming!

Eccentro: That is so awesome! She deserved it.

Linka: I agree. It's better than going to prison.

Eccentro: Yep. Lets do it!

They fired waves of lightning, leaves, grass, flowers and darkness and smashed him down.

Linka: OH YEAH!

Fluttershy: That was fun.


Nuju, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Sacajawea, Ice, Tengu Man and Sword Man VS Titanium Titan - My threat to Penelope and to Duncan Paine


Titanium Titan was next.

Titanium Titan: (to Nuju) I know J.D. might beat me up for this. But- (gulps)- should I be concerned about his threats to Penelope Lang and Duncan Paine?

Nuju: Nah. Those were totally justified. Those two had it coming for what they were doing and what they said.

Rarity: I most agree there darlings and what those two said even made Diamond Tiara and Chloe mad.

Sweetie Belle: I agree there! What they said was absolutely low!

Gill Grunt: No kidding!

Sacajawea: (Norwegian Accent) They had it coming for what they said.

Ice: (Norwegian Accent) I agree with you there too.

Titanium Titan: Me too amigos. Lets do it!

They fired waves of ice, water and jewels and smashed him down.

Nuju: TAKE THAT!

Rarity: Rapture darling that was grand!


Syd Chang, Twilight Sparkle, Sunny Starscout, Magic Skylanders, Wildvine, Sam Manson, Laney, Ravage and Ratbat VS U-Foes - Atomic Betty's job is a massive responsibility


The U-Foes were next.

Vector: (to Syd) Atomic Betty's job is a massive responsibility.

Vapor: Just like the Plumbers.

Syd Chang: And it's just like us. We have a huge responsibility that's as big as her job too. Same with the Jedi.

Vapor: That's right and the Jedi went all over the galaxy too during the great war. That is awesome.

Twilight Sparkle: It sure is awesome.

Sunny Starscout: You got that right. It's amazing.

Spyro: I'm glad that Betty does an amazing job saving the universe.

Wildvine: And she has an amazing job too.

Sam Manson: That is so awesome.

Laney: It sure is. And she does so much out in space all over the galaxy.

X-Ray: That is so awesome.

Ironclad: It sure is cool.

Vector: Yep. Lets do it!

They fired waves leaves, magic and flowers and smashed them down.

Syd Chang: ALL RIGHT!

Twilight Sparkle: That was amazing!


Layla Williams, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Reshia the Alraune, Sam Manson, Laney, Syd Chang, Nelson Muntz and RD Leni VS Marluxia - Malefic Stardust Dragon Gene-Slammer


Marluxia was next.

Marluxia: (to Layla) I heard you guys met a Malefic Stardust Dragon Gene-Slammer. What's her name?

Layla Williams: Her name is Fujisaki Sutādasuto. She's from Japan and she is Lincoln's partner in Marine Biology.

Starlight Glimmer: She knows so much about fish and the ocean.

Cozy Glow: You should have seen what she did to Lori when she went ballistic.

Marluxia: What did she do?

Hex: She went ballistic after her phone fell out of her pocket and cracked and she threatened to kill her siblings and Lily too. Fujisaki subdued her and she got grounded for 5 months.

Marluxia: OH MAN! And this was because of her dark side?

Reshia: That's right and she is a total bloodthirsty animal.

Sam Manson: Dark Lori is an absolute nightmare.

Laney: No kidding. She is as bad as Emily's evil sister Amy.

Syd Chang: No kidding! What a beast!

Nelson Muntz: That is terrible! What Dark Lori did was absolutely horrible! But thank goodness that Lincoln had Fujisaki to save them.

Marluxia: Wow! She is a true guardian angel for Lincoln and his sisters. Lynn and Lola must be grateful to her for helping them out.

Layla Williams: Oh they are. It was awesome!

Marluxia: It sure is. Lets do it!

They fired waves of flowers, stars, bones, lightning, magic and leaves and smashed him down.

Layla Williams: RIGHT ON!

Starlight Glimmer: That was amazing!


Mack Hartford, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Warrior Lady of The Wasteland, Tara, Lynn, Geoforce, Skullgrin and Submarauder VS Boris Bullski A.K.A. Titanium Man - Ms. Gristlepuss wants to destroy all restaurants


Titanium Man was next.

Titanium Man: (to Mack) I can't believe Ms. Gristlepuss wanted to destroy all restaurants! Good thing she never visited Lynn's table!

Mack Hartford: She was a fish and she wouldn't be able to breathe on land anyway. Also we wouldn't let that happen.

Applejack: No way, no how, no chance! She would have to get passed us first.

Apple Bloom: And that would not be easy.

Flashwing: You got that right.

Warrior Lady of The Wasteland: Yeah she has to get passed us and that would be like taking on the universe.

Tara: I agree there.

Lynn: Same with me.

Geoforce: Me too.

Titanium Man: Yeah. Lets do it!

They fired waves of earth, rock, crystal, apples and energy and smashed him down.

Mack Hartford: ALL RIGHT!

Applejack: YEEHAW! That was great!


Yumi, Princess Luna, Moondust, Dark Skylanders, Spitter (Ben 10), Spittor, Alister and Rafael VS Merman - Evil Plankton is now in prison forever


Merman was next.

Merman: (to Yumi) Good thing Evil Plankton's now in prison forever. If only I was there to see it!

Yumi: It was so awesome. Evil Plankton deserves to be locked up as a braindead moron.

Princess Luna: He had it coming to him.

Moondust: Yeah it was great.

Blackout: He had it coming to him big time.

Spitter: He sure did.

Spittor: Yep. So awesome.

Merman: Thank goodness. Lets do it!

They fired waves of darkness and energy and smashed him down.

Yumi: ALL RIGHT!

Princess Luns: A true victory of the night!


Fiona Hernandez the Uria, Lord of Searing Flames Gene-Slammer, Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon, RD Lola and Misty Tredwell VS Kimberly Ann Hart the Pink Ranger Slayer


Pink Ranger Slayer was next.

Pink Ranger Slayer: I can't believe that Lori's dark side took over her all because of her phone dropping out of her pocket and cracking the screen.

Fiona Hernandez: Geez! I know and that is brutally intense. Lori's dark side is one of the worst I've ever seen next to Emily's deranged and evil sister Amy. What she was gonna do would have landed her in prison for the rest of her miserable life. I don't even want to think about what would have happened if Fujisaki hadn't stepped in.

Apple Bloom: You're not kidding there. But it's a good thing that Fujisaki was there to stop her. Lori really had terrible nightmares because of it.

Sweetie Belle: That is awful.

Scootaloo: You're not kidding there. But at least we put Lori's dark side in a unbreakable crystal for good in the Pluto Prison.

Diamond Tiara: That is good. But she is an absolute bloodthirsty savage.

Silver Spoon: You're not kidding there.

Misty Tredwell: Poor Lori. And she was grounded for 5 whole months because of it. Lincoln is one lucky guy to have so many guardian angels looking out for him.

Pink Ranger Slayer: 5 whole months is really extreme but yeah Lincoln sure is lucky. Lets do it!

They fired waves of fire and energy and magic and smashed her down.

Fiona Hernandez: FIRE WINS!

Cutie Mark Crusaders: CUTIE MARK CRUSADER VICTORY! YAY!


Marie Hernandez the Gene-Slammer of Hamon, Lord of Striking Thunder, Frozen Fright, Thunder Terror, Magma Gloom, Toxic Horror, Louie PoisonSea, RD Lincoln and Elena VS Weddinmon


Weddinmon was next.

Weddinmon: I heard about the awesome book that Samurai Jack made after the battles with Aku. Have you read it?

Marie Hernandez: Boy I sure have and it was one of the most amazing series of adventures I've ever read about. I had no idea that before the team started out that J.D. and the others met Jack and helped him out the entire time and became the Brave 12. That is so awesome.

Frozen Fright: That was an epic story. But if we get the chance we'll have to ask Jack how he got trained to become a samurai.

Thunder Terror: J.D. said that he had a dream about how the emperor fought Aku before and how after Jack was born that he and his family must have a plan.

Magma Gloom: That's right. That was awesome.

Toxic Horror: It's amazing how Aku was able to terrorize the entire universe for so long.

Louie PoisonSea: Yeah no kidding!

Weddinmon: That is terrible. But who is Aku?

Marie Hernandez: He was the ultimate form of Pure Evil and he has been around since the beginning of time and the great gods, Odin, Ra and Vishnu almost destroyed him.

Weddinmon: What do you know about Aku?

Marie Hernandez: He was evil in its ultimate purest form.

She went over Aku's entire history.


Aku is the main antagonist of the series Samurai Jack. Born from The Black Mass of Darkness, Aku was an evil, shape-shifting demon who took over the world and ruled it for countless eons, the arch-nemesis of Samurai Jack and the biological father of Ashi and her twin sisters. Throughout seasons 1-4, Aku was voiced by Mako Iwamatsu, but due to Mako's death in 2006, Aku was voiced by Greg Baldwin in Season 5.

Though Aku was capable of shifting his form into virtually anything that he wished due to his metamorphic body, his standard form after he self-upgraded and adapted to the Earth was roughly a humanoid being with a black body, a green mouth, and a red beard which extended from the bottom of his chin. Aku had six horns, four long and two short, that extended from his head, and his eyebrows were made of red, flickering flame. Aku typically assumes a humanoid form, concealing his entire lower body in a massive, thick robe that sometimes manifested as flames. There is one known instance where Aku removes the robe to reveal his thin legs in "Jack and the Zombies". Aku can stand several stories tall and a deep droning noise was often heard around him when he appeared.

Aku constantly antagonized Samurai Jack: he often attacked him when he was weak, and other times defended himself from Jack's own gambits. Prior to Ashi sending Jack back in time to vanquish Aku's past self, the two seem doomed never to defeat each other, and while Jack had beaten Aku on numerous occasions, Aku merely transformed into a creature, retreated, and usually called out a taunt over his shoulder. Aku was entirely aware of his inability to defeat Jack and even lamp-shaded that in "Episode XLVIII: Jack versus Aku", which eventually discouraged him from fighting Jack further. Aku could have been considered the Deuteragonist of the series as a whole (albeit a rare, villainous one), as while Ashi became that in Season 5. Aku had the most focus in the narrative besides Jack.

While he's usually presented as a serious and threatening foe, Aku was also a source of comedy in the show, due to his outrageous design and sometimes wise-guy behavior, that was supported by Mako's over the top voice-acting.

Aku means "Evil" in Japanese. It is written as "悪" in Kanji. The kanji can also be pronounced as "Waru".

In Samurai Jack: Battle Through Time, Aku made a last ditch attempt effort to save his existence and secure his rule in the future.

Long ago in the vastness of space, a great, formless, mindless entity of evil arose. Before it could do harm to the universe, it was set upon by three deities, each one originating from Norse, Egyptian, and Hindu mythologies: Odin (the father of Thor), Ra (the Sun God), and Vishnu. The three deities fought a fierce battle against the black mass and burned the entity almost completely out of existence with their divine power. However, during the battle, one small fragment of the entity was incidentally cut from the whole by Odin and was never burned away.

Unnoticed by the three deities, that seemingly small fragment floated away from the site of the battle and drifted through space for an untold amount of time, until it eventually, and violently, crashed on Earth during the Cretaceous Period in the Mesozoic Era. It was implied that the fragment of the black mass is the very object that caused the extinction of the dinosaurs, although the crash occurred in prehistoric Japan as opposed to the Yucatán Peninsula by a massive asteroid.

Over eons, the fragment evolved into an ever-growing ominous forest of black tree-like spikes, which surrounded a tar-like pit at its center, that devoured any living thing that dared to enter. Eventually, the forest grew so large that The Emperor (Jack's father) decided to kill the evil at its source. After he was armed with a poison elixir that was given to him by a Buddhist Monk, the Emperor, with his cavalry, rode into the forest. As they rode, the forest began to gradually kill off the Emperor's men and left the Emperor himself as the only survivor. Once he arrived at a black lake in the forest's center, the Emperor doused one of his arrows into the elixir that he was given and fired it into the black lake, with him believing that it would destroy the evil forest.

Unexpectedly, the poison arrow's magic had the unforeseen effect of galvanizing the evil mass into a humanoid form: it gave it intelligence, sentience, and shape-shifting abilities. This entity proclaimed itself with the name of Aku and thanked the Emperor for inadvertently helping him. The Emperor then attacked Aku, but with nothing more than his mundane and mortal weapons, he couldn't inflict any harm upon Aku. Aku then easily defeated the Emperor and strapped him to the side of a tree so that he could watch as Aku began destroying his kingdom and slaughtering his people.

However, the Deities, after they sensed the good in the Emperor, summoned him with the aid of Odin's horse, Sleipnir. After the Deities took the good from inside the Emperor, they then used their powers in creating an Enchanted Sword that was capable of harming Aku. After he was armed with the sword and a magical suit of armor, the Emperor plunged into battle against Aku. In the end, the Emperor was victorious and imprisoned Aku into the devastated wasteland in the form of a jagged black tree. As he was sealed away, Aku vowed that he would one day return. During the battle, The Empress gave birth to a son. After he was determined to learn from the catastrophe, and was aware that Aku would indeed one day return, the Emperor hatched a plan while orchestrating the events that would set Jack on his eventual years of training.

Return

Eight years later, during a solar eclipse, the seal that the Emperor placed on him broke and Aku was released. Aku's first target was the village of the Emperor who sealed him away eight years prior. In a castle, Jack was a young child and his father told him the tale of how he defeated Aku. After the story was done, Jack was left alone, and played with a toy sword. Suddenly, the castle was covered in Aku's shadow. Aku then unleashed a vicious attack on the village. The Emperor then attempted to grab the sword, but Aku captured him before he could reach it. The Emperor told the Empress that it was time to enact the plan they had prepared for. Following the plan, Jack's mother escaped with Jack and the sword. Jack then started on a journey to prepare him both physically and mentally for his confrontation against Aku.

Many years later, a formidably trained Jack returned to find his land devastated and his people, including his father, enslaved: they were forced to harvest the rich resources of their land for Aku so the demon could increase his powers and spread his evil across the entire planet. After he was filled with righteous wrath, Jack quickly slew the Minions of Aku and then went to Aku's Castle to slay him. After a vicious battle, Jack eventually overpowered Aku. However, before Jack could finish Aku off, a desperate Aku then tore open a time portal and flung Jack into the distant future, a future in which Aku was certain that his evil would be spread out all over the world.

The Future

Unknown millennia passed before Jack reappeared into the future. During that time, Aku managed to terrorize or subjugate a majority of the entire world and declared himself the undisputed ruler of Earth. Although he began with demonic servants to carry out his will, Aku later became enamored with mechanical ones since his demonic servants couldn't carry out his tasks fast enough. Aku then recruited a council of Mad Scientists into creating the X-Model. All except X-49 were eventually destroyed before the next generation of Aku's Army was developed: the Beetle Drones. Successors to the X-Models, the Beetle Drones became the model for a series of insect-themed robots which served Aku well into the height of his power and were his standard henchmen.

Hungry for more power, Aku established Earth as a space-faring world and opened his ports to surrounding galaxies in order to plunder or conquer worlds beyond as well. The influx of aliens, who ranged from enslaved species to rough immigrants, transformed Earth into a hodge-podge of dystopian societies that were primarily run by tyrants or gangs. The few bastions for peace and hope typically remained out of Aku's wide field of vision. During Jack's revelation to Ashi, he showed her how Aku had apparently spread the word throughout the universe that criminals were welcomed on Earth, which had made it a safe haven for some of the worst scum in existence. They, in some cases, had decimated occupied settlements that were inhabited by innocent, helpless residents without any scruples. Corrupted agents also made the lives of countless citizens worthless under Aku's regime. Unsavory establishments such as the Dome of Doom and Creature Combat Club were common in the world under Aku.

Aku initially had a habit of watching Jack from afar and stewed over his inability to kill him. Aku used any opportunity to destroy Jack, whether through unleashing his minion armies, hiring bounty hunters, using mystical weapons, clever traps, simple trickery, and other methods in an unending struggle.

Despite being highly feared, hated, and despised by almost all sentient beings in the world or the universe, some beings worshiped Aku as a divine figure.

During his last encounter with Jack, Aku managed to stop him from jumping through the last known time portal and then subsequently destroyed it. Aku then revealed to Jack that he had destroyed all the other Time Portals in existence, which ostensibly ended Jack's quest to return to the past, which also inadvertently broke the seal that Jack placed on Mad Jack. After he reveled in Jack's anger, Aku fled the scene after he transformed three baby goats into monsters, which Jack then butchered in his rage. Immediately after that encounter with Aku, Jack lost his sword, but, as Aku had left moments before, he didn't witness this event.

50 Years in the Future

After he destroyed the last known time portal and eliminated Jack's ability to return to his own time, Aku decided to stop confronting Jack personally. Instead, Aku then continued to send bounty hunters after Jack while he simply waited for him to die of old age and believed that his victory would be assured. However, it later became apparent that Jack's initial time-traveling had halted his natural aging process: it eternally left him at the same biological age as when Aku first sent him into the future. This discovery scuttled Aku's plan and left him at somewhat of a loss as to what to do about his seemingly ageless foe. Ironically, despite Aku's fear of confronting him, Jack never manage to recover his lost sword, which rendered the samurai helpless against any potential attack by Aku. Because Aku had given up attempting to defeat Jack personally, he did not discover that Jack had lost his sword, and none of the bounty hunters who encountered Jack ever managed to report back to Aku alive. Somewhat oddly, though Aku never discovered that Jack had lost his sword, he did somehow learn Jack had grown a beard. During that time, Aku also came to realize, much to his annoyance, that stories of Jack's experiences began to inspire relatively widespread rebellion against him. Frightened of encountering Jack, Aku could do little personally to stop the uprisings and fell into something of a depression. Trapped in an eternal stalemate with Jack, Aku began to develop a degree of apathy even towards his tyrannical rule. He even began to see a Therapistin a sense, split himself into two entities, and talked with himself.

At one point, long after his last encounter with Jack, Aku's Castle was attacked by a large military force, which included an army of Scotswomen who were led by their father, The Scotsman. After he hoped to shake himself out of his boredom, Aku then nonchalantly destroyed most of the Rebel Army himself. After he simply flattened most of his enemies by rolling over them in the form of a giant black sphere, Aku then prepared to destroy the group of Scotswomen, who had been instructed to flee by their father. However, before he could do so, Aku was then confronted by the Scotsman. Hoping to distract Aku, the Scotsman mocked him incessantly for being scared of Jack and consequently losing much of his fearsome reputation. After he endured the Scotsman's taunts for a short time, Aku then incinerated the Scotsman with his eye-beams. However, Aku then quickly became unhappy again due to the Scotsman mentioning Jack, returned to his castle, forgot to kill the Scotsman's Daughters, and missed the Scotsman's return as a ghost. Aku also later received a phone call from the severed head of the assassin, Scaramouche, who learned that Jack's sword was missing and hoped to inform Aku. However, random circumstance and Scaramouche's undiplomatic nature conspired to prevent Aku from learning of Jack's plight.

Eventually, however, Scaramouche managed to reach Aku and reported the status of Jack's sword: unknown to Scaramouche, that the information arrived too late. After Scaramouche told him, Aku then angrily pushed down hard on Scaramouche's head and asked him if he was sure. Excited with the news, an immediately reinvigorated Aku confronted Jack for the first time in decades with a full-bodied Scaramouche, only to discover that Jack had already recovered his sword. After he destroyed Scaramouche in anger, Aku casually attempted to leave the area until he noticed a familiar smell that came from Jack's companion, Ashi. After he suddenly remembered the time that he had visited the Cult of Aku and offered them some of his essence, Aku quickly deduced that Ashi was his biological daughter and then used the essence inside her to control her into fighting Jack. Aku casually remarked to a giant robot corpse how his (last remaining) daughter had fallen and run off with his mortal enemy. After he was already bored with Jack's attempt to free her, Aku then simply tossed the robot onto them before he corrupted Ashi with a new bodysuit in his likeness. When Jack couldn't bring himself to kill Ashi and surrendered, Aku then ordered Ashi to stand down, claimed Jack's Sword for himself, and relished in his victory..

Demise

In the Series Finale, Aku captured Jack, stole his sword, broadcasted his victory to everyone in the world, if not the universe, and, once again, relished in his victory. Aku then prepared to kill Jack in front of the whole universe, but was confused as to how he should kill him. After a period of indecision, Aku decided that it was best for Ashi to kill Jack. As Ashi prepared to kill Jack, all of Jack's allies soon arrived and fought Aku and his forces in a grand-scale battle while Jack dealt with the corrupted Ashi.

Aku found amusement in the army's attempts to save Jack: while they may have been able to fight off Aku's forces, Aku himself was nearly untouchable. Eventually, Ashi freed herself of Aku's corruption but retained his powers. After Ashi realized that, she quickly took Jack's Sword back, and, before Aku could stop them, she warped Jack and herself back to the past with her own time portal. The last time that the Future Aku was seen he uttered his last words: "Oh no..." with an extremely worried look on his face and knew that his end would soon come.

In the past, the events of the first episode played out: Jack had just defeated and weakened Aku, who promised that he would destroy Jack in the future, opened up a time portal, and sent Jack into the future. However, Aku was soon caught off guard when Jack and Ashi arrived in the same spot where he was cast in the future, ten seconds after it happened, which confused Aku as to how Jack was "back already" and was unaware that the Jack who stood in front of him had spent fifty years searching for a way back to the past. Jack then rushed at Aku and attacked him without mercy.

Jack made short work of the weakened Aku, and sealed him inside his katana again. That time, however, Jack used his sword to destroy Aku once and for all: Jack plunged his sword with Aku still inside into the ground, which then caused Aku's Castle to explode, took Aku with it, which prevented the rise of Aku and spared both the universe and the future from his tyranny.

Legacy

Tragically, since Ashi was Aku's Daughter, Ashi "passed away" before she and Jack were married. This may or may not have happened to anyone and potentially everyone else from the future, as Aku's long-term conquest had shaped all their lives in some way or another; if they did exist in the new timeline, most would be very different people living in likewise radically, albeit positively, altered circumstances. Despite these implications, Aku's destruction meant that all the evil that he had inflicted was undone, thus sparing future generations from life under his tyranny.

Ironically, it was shown that Aku still, albeit indirectly, was capable of hurting Jack emotionally when his past destruction affected Ashi's existence since she was his daughter.

Battle Through Time

In a desperate, last-minute attempt to prevent his destruction at the samurai's hand, Aku transports Jack into a time pocket, a rift of time and space that is not affected by the main timeline and under the demon's complete control, forcing Jack to relive many of the challenges he has faced before in familiar locations. Aku also corrupted the royal family's kamon crests with his black magic and scattered them throughout the world.

Fighting through various robots, demons, and bounty hunters, as well as Ashi and her sisters again, Jack cuts through the remains of Aku's armies with the aid of Scotsman and his daughters, Da Samurai, and Sir Rothchild and engages in a final showdown with his hated nemesis within his fortress.

Finally defeating Aku, the rift of time the demon created begins to fade away as the portal back to Ashi and the past opens back up for Jack. Expressing disbelief that his final plans have failed, Aku refuses to surrender just before Jack delivers the final blow,

After Aku's defeat, the time pocket collapses on him and Jack slices through him. Jack is reunited with Ashi as both are transported back to the past where Jack finally destroys Aku, alongside his fortress, undoing all his evil in the future.


When she was done they were shocked!

Weddinmon: WHOA! That is brutal!

Marie Hernandez: Yeah! That was incredibly intense! What happened throughout the course of history was absolutely incomprehensible. The damage that was dealt by Aku to much of the universe was completely unfathomable.

Weddinmon: Whoa! That is incredible.

Marie Hernandez: Yeah it sure was. But thanks to J.D., Jack and the Brave 12 they restored all hope to the world that Aku ravaged and formed a massive rebellion to take back the planet from Aku's evil grasp. Aku is now destroyed forever.

Weddinmon: Thank goodness. Lets do it!

They fired waves of lightning and elements and smashed her down.

Marie Hernandez: LIGHTNING RULES!

Fearful 5: FEARFUL FIVE WINS!


Nicole Hernandez the Raviel, Lord of Phantasms Gene-Slammer, Star Swirl the Bearded, Rockhoof, Somnambula, Mistmane, Flash Magnus, Mage Meadowbrook, Gusty the Great, Clover the Clever, RD Lucy and Carly Atlas VS Marcel Bonaparte


Marcel Bonaparte was next.

Marcel: I can't believe that Lori went that crazy back then.

Nicole Hernandez: That was nuts! Lori had one hell of an explosive temper back then before her Dark Side was separated from her.

Star Swirl: Yeah no kidding.

Rockhoof: (Scottish Accent) Aye. She was a heartless monster back then.

Somnambula: (Egyptian Accent) But it's good Lori is not like that anymore.

Mistmane: Lincoln's guardian angels have been there to save him and his nice sisters from the wrath of Lisa, Lola, Lynn, Luan and Lori.

Flash Magnus: That makes Leni, Luna, Lucy, Laney, Lana and Lily guardian angels too.

Mage Meadowbrook: It sure does.

Gusty: That's true.

Clover: Yes it does.

Carly Atlas: Indeed. They are awesome.

Marcel: They sure are. Lets do it!

They fired waves of darkness and elements and smashed him down.

Nicole Hernandez: DARKNESS RULES!

Star Swirl: That was great!


Shana the Flame Haze, Nuova Shenron and RD Lola VS Doctor Diablos


Doctor Diablos was next.

Doctor Diablos: Get ready to take your medicine Shana!

Shana: Bring it on horn face!

They fired blasts of fire and smashed him down.


Dino Charge Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Nico, Eli, Nunnally, Laney, Lana, Lola and Lily VS Bones


Bones was next.

Nico: This will be good.

Nico teleported and opened Bones's safe and in it was a bunch of books called the Spellbooks of The Owl Witch, they're large red leather-bound spellbooks with the symbol of The Owl Witch on the cover with Eldritch symbols arranged in a circle around a large purple gem on the center of the spellbooks, and inside the books are pages of spells. Once in hand, they'll get a massive power and energy increase.

Nico: Cool books.

Nico teleported back with them.

Dino Charge Rangers: IT'S MORPHIN TIME! DINO CHARGER READY! ENERGIZE! HA! UNLEASH THE POWER!

RRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR! CHOMP!

They transformed and they were ready!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! DINO CHARGE!

The Megaforce Rangers transformed into the Dino Charge Rangers too.

Nico: Lets dance! DINO SPIKE!

They formed the Dino Spike and the group fired waves of energy and elements and smashed him down and he exploded.

KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!

He was dead.

Nico: YEAH!

Tyler Navarro: Monster Extinct!

Nico: Bones you have failed this world!

Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.


We regrouped and we were facing Maximus I.Q.

Troy: It's over, Maximus!

Nico: Your days of terrorizing the galaxy are finished forever!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! LOST GALAXY!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Lost Galaxy Rangers!

Nico: IT'S TIME TO KICK THIS CAT OUT TO THE ALLEY FOREVER!

We went at him and smashed him and pulverized and punched, kicked and smashed him all over.

POW BLAM BIFF CRACK WHAP SMASH SLAP WHAM WHOMP CHOMP CRUNCH POINK!

Cyrenox, Dhilas, Chaor, and Kileron Smashed and blasted and pulverized Maximus all over the place.

Cybertron Red Alert, Tarzan, Runamuck and Fuse Man used the Earth, Autobot and Disney Cyber Planet Keys and they turned Red Alert's missile into a big and huge plasma cannon, enhanced Tarzan and Fuse Man's powers and Runamuck's Friction Rifle 100-fold.

Cybertron Red Alert and Tarzan: PLASMA JUNGLE MEGABLAST!

They fired waves of energy and leaves.

Runamuck and Fuse Man: LIGHTNING FRICTION MEGABLAST!

They fired waves of lightning and energy.

Kairi and Sein the Siren: LIGHT SONG BLAST!

They fired waves of light and energy.

Kaz and Haous: FIRESTORM MEGABLAST!

They fired fire blasts.

Fiona and Kagachi the Yamata no Orochi: SNAKE THUNDER MEGABLAST!

They fired waves of lightning and energy.

Cyborg and Nanomech: TECHNO FURY BLAST!

They fired waves of energy.

Linka and Česká the Mosquito: VAMPIRE LIGHTNING BLAST!

They fired waves of lightning and energy.

Nuju and Sacajawea: NORWAY MAGIC ICESTORM!

They fired waves of ice and energy.

Syd and Wildvine: NATURE OF FURY BLAST!

They fired waves of leaves and flowers.

Layla Williams and Reshia: FLOWERS OF GAIA BLAST!

They fired waves of flowers and nature.

Mack and Warrior Lady of The Wasteland: OVERDRIVE OF FURY!

They fired energy and earth blasts.

Yumi and Spitter (Ben 10): DARKNESS MAELSTROM BLAST!

They fired waves of darkness and water.

Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Lisa and Betty: ATOMIC STAR STORM BLAST!

They fired waves stars and energy.

Betty, Gearhead, Sparky, X-5, Lisa Loud and Twilight Sparkle: MAGIC STARLIGHT MEGABLAST!

They fired massive waves of energy, missiles, stars and lightning and magic.

Lincoln: BRIGHT STAR ELEMENT STYLE: ALPHA CENTAURI A!

Jessica Shannon: BRIGHT STAR STING STYLE: SIRIUS!

Hilda: (British Accent) BRIGHT STAR FIRE STYLE: CANOPUS!

R. Mika: BRIGHT STAR LIGHT STYLE: ARCTURUS!

Menat: BRIGHT STAR STEALTH STYLE: VEGA!

Princess Allura (VLD): BRIGHT STAR LIGHT STYLE: RIGEL!

Makoto Nanaya: BRIGHT STAR WIND STYLE: PROCYON!

Litchi Faye Ling: BRIGHT STAR FIRE STYLE: ACHENAR!

Rachel Alucard: BRIGHT STAR LIGHTNING STYLE: BETELGEUSE!

Noel Vermillion: BRIGHT STAR WATER STYLE: HADAR!

Peni Parker: BRIGHT STAR WEB STYLE: CAPELLA A!

Fujiko Mine: BRIGHT STAR BEAUTY STYLE: ALTAIR!

Kei: BRIGHT STAR LIGHT STYLE: ALDEBARAN!

Yuri: BRIGHT STAR LIGHTNING STYLE: CABELLA B!

Shantae: BRIGHT STAR MAGIC STYLE: SPICA!

Akko: BRIGHT STAR MAGIC STYLE: ANTARES!

Entrapta: BRIGHT STAR LIGHTNING STYLE: POLLUX!

Perfuma: BRIGHT STAR NATURE STYLE: FORMALHAUT!

Frosta: BRIGHT STAR ICE STYLE: DENEB!

Yuna Kamihara: BRIGHT STAR WATER STYLE: MIMOSA!

Girl Jordan: BRIGHT STAR SUN STYLE: VY CANIS MAJORIS!

Mollie: BRIGHT STAR LIGHTNING STYLE: STEPHENSON 2-18!

The constellations said stars came from appeared behind them and they formed energy and element balls in the shapes of said stars.

Lincoln and his harem: BRIGHT STAR FINAL SMASH: SHINING STAR HADOUKEN BARRAGE!

They fired a star powered Hadouken Barrage at Maximus I.Q. which explodes on contact!

KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

Maximus screamed as he was obliterated in an instant!

He was dead! But he wasn't worth banishing to the Warp or Using Black Gate on.

Nico: That's it for Maximus.

Atomic Betty: Thanks for helping me, guys

Titanium Titan: It was no problem.

Me: It was our pleasure.

X Ray: The important thing is that Maximus got dealt with.

Ironclad: (laughs) And his duck collection is now Poliwag's!

Poliwag: MY DUCKS!

Marluxia: Okay, Poliwag. We get it!

Poliwag: Sorry.

Fujisaki Sutādasuto: I'm really gonna love it here with you guys.

Titanium Man: You sure will.

Me: Yeah you sure will.

Merman: And we're finding more of your friends every day.

Nico: We sure are. And it's always fun to find them and meet them.

Olga Astronomonov: Yeah it sure is. Also I'm going to like being on the team too.

Nico: Same here Olga. Same here.

Noah: I'm sorry about what Duncan and Penelope said.

Sarah Tinsley: It's all right Noah. But if I ever see Penelope again I'll punch her in the face.

Lincoln: Good for you Sarah.

Noah: And Betty you earned this.

Noah and Betty then surprised us as they kissed for the first time!

Everyone: AWWWW!

?: (Speaking in Thai) ฉันจะสนุกกับการได้ยินเสียงกรีดร้องของความทุกข์ทรมานของคุณ! (Translation: I will enjoy hearing your screams of agony!)

Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting around Lincoln, Linka, TLPS Ms. Tarantula's, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the eight large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lucy, Lars, and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lola and Lexx Loud's and Steven Universe's legs, the eight large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the eight emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the eight large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the eight large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam, Lana, and Leif Loud's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Loud and Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Lori, TLPS Mr. Shark, Skippy, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni and Loni Loud's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Luan, TLPS Mr. Snake, and Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Laney and Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa and Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily and Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Varie and Adam Lyon's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming.

Black Orchid: I knew there's no mistaking that voice from anywhere. You can come out now, Sadira.

A figure came out, and it was none other than Sadira, the bloodthirsty and sadistic Thai assassin, the leader of The Red Eyes of Rylai, and associate of Ultratech.

Nico: I should've known Sadira would show up here. Not only is she an associate of Ultratech, but she's the ruthless and sadistic leader of The Red Eyes of Rylai, they're an assassination group from Thailand, and I've been after them for years.

Ra's Al Ghul: And indeed, many of the League of Assassins' top agents have battled with The Red Eyes of Rylai during the 1980s, and many of them were killed by Sadira and her agents.

Lincoln: Orchid, what can you tell us about Sadira?

Black Orchid: You won't like her one bit, Lincoln.

Black Orchid proceeded to tell us about Sadira, and as predicted, we weren't going to like her one bit.


Sadira
Sadira is the first female antagonist introduced to the series. She is a mysterious female assassin whose allegiance lies with Ultratech, and she was the first completely new character revealed for the first season of Killer Instinct (2013).

Biography
Appearance
Sadira is an extremely pale-skinned woman with chest-length black hair and notably unnaturally glowing yellow eyes.

She wears a mulberry-colored outfit with a hood and a decorative mask. She appears to be wearing ripped stockings on her legs. In general, her clothing appears to be of a Persian or Arabian design, perhaps hinting at her nationality. She has bladed gauntlets with two talons protruding from the knuckles.

Sadira's Retro Costume wears a red corset with yellow and pink accents along with red long sleeve shear from the inside. She also wears red stockings, a white boots and a short red gathered skirt. She sports a periwinkle unkempt bob cut hair and a black eyeliner. Her pair of bladed gauntlets consist of red blades and has a shear gloves.

Personality
Sadira is a ruthless killer who delights in seeing her targets in pain, showing a clear sadistic streak in the way she taunts them in her native Thai tongue before each battle. She is easily influenced by fame and fortune, striking a deal with Ultratech in order to make the Red Eyes of Rylai the most powerful clan of assassins in the world. She also shows much dishonesty and cunning, having claimed her position in the Red Eyes by murdering her mentor and taking her place - she knows when to stay in line though, as during her service with Ultratech she was very loyal to ARIA and would undertake any order, knowing she was well out of her league with the megacorporation. However, after her ill-fated encounters with Glacius and Hisako she was discharged from ARIA's service and beaten to a pulp by her former comrade, Cinder. Frustrated and seeking revenge, she has been swayed by Gargos' temptations before and has trouble keeping control of her hidden temper.

Abilities
Sadira is an acrobatic fighter who was trained in muay boran boxing during her time in a refugee camp as a child, battering her opponents with swift strikes from every direction, mainly in the form of kicks. She especially excels in aerial combat, which can easily be seen due to the fact that she was the first character in Killer Instinct to have an air combo mechanic. She also wields bladed arm bracers which she can use to slash opponents, along with a set of throwing knives. When her Master's necklace burrowed into her heart it gave her the ability to create and manipulate spider silk from within her body, letting her summon spiderwebs and attach her throwing knives to long strings of silk.

Killer Instinct (2013)
Story
Leading the Red Eyes of Rylai assassins, Sadira has long observed the fighters of previous tournaments. Ordered by a shadowy figure to "prepare the way", she has chosen this moment to reveal her singular purpose of eliminating all former competitors.


When Black Orchid was done, we were indeed horrified and enraged by Sadira's sadistic actions.

Nico: I knew all along of how evil Sadira is, along with The Red Eyes of Rylai. So, it's decided: she's got to go.

Dudley Puppy: Along with the rest of The Red Eyes of Rylai, and I've had it up to hear with that bitch to last an eternity.

Suddenly, we felt something in Dudley Puppy's mind snap as his blood red eyes turned neon blood red, and he was surrounded by a black energy aura with darkness, dark fire, and hellhounds, he then unholsters his massive Cerberus' Hellhound Sword of Dark Justice from his wider and more muscular back, and as he approached Sadira, he left dark energy, darkness, dark fire, and hellhounds with every step.

Dudley Puppy: Sadira, I will never forgive you for the crimes that you've committed against mankind, you and The Red Eyes of Rylai have murdered so many innocent people, not to mention that you've done a lot of dirty work for Ultratech, and for that, I'll make sure that you and the entirety of The Red Eyes of Rylai will die in a pool of blood, you sadistic bitch!

Suddenly, Dudley Puppy screamed like a madman, as he was surrounded by a massive vortex of dark energy with darkness and dark fire surrounding it, there were hellhounds running around the vortex, along with Cerberus running around the vortex, and in the vortex is a blood red phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Dudley Puppy emerged, but he was changed forever.

(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)

The 7'0" tall and extremely muscular Dudley Puppy remained the same, along with his new clothes and large eight black orbs orbiting around his legs, he has neon blood red eyes and a dark energy aura with darkness, dark fire, and hellhounds surrounding him and he has blood red highlights in the bangs of his long neck-length black hair, he has Cerberus with the Dark Kanji in its paws emblazoned on his forehead, he has on Hellhound earrings with blood red gems for eyes and the Dark Kanji in its paws and he has on his large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with blood red crystals for the links and an Ice Phoenix with blood red gems for eyes and the Dark Kanji in its paws for the pendant across his bare chest. Suddenly, Dudley Puppy felt a sharp pain on his wider and more muscular back, and then, massive raven black angel wings with blood red tips on the large raven black feathers sprouted out on Dudley Puppy's wider and more muscular back.

Dudley Puppy had his massive Cerberus' Hellhound Sword of Dark Justice in his massive left hand, and he has on his new large cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with blood red gems on his wrists, long black trenchcoat flaps with darkness, dark fire, and hellhounds on the coattails held up by his large Belt of Elemental Bravery with a hellhound head with large blood red gem in its open mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, blood red Spellbook of The Gods and The Universe on his left hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, and a Blue Lantern Corps ring on his right ring finger. Dudley Puppy has Cerberus with darkness surrounding it tattooed on his wider and more muscular back, and there's a black kanji below Cerberus that said, "Dudley Puppy, Agent of T.U.F.F, Partner of Kitty Katswell and Dear Friend of Keswick, The Chief, Laney Loud, and Many, Ambassador of Hope, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Student of Powerful Teachers, Emissary of Cerberus, The Three-Headed Hellhound, and Master of Divine Darkness and Hellhounds."

ダッドリー・パピー、TUFFのエージェント、キティ・キャッツウェルのパートナー、ケズウィックの親愛なる友人、チーフ、レイニー・ラウド、そして多くの、希望の大使、悪の殺し屋、狂った、殺人、冷酷、そしてサディスティックな野郎、強力な教師の学生、使者ケルベロス、三頭ヘルハウンド、そして神の闇とヘルハウンドのマスターの

Dudley Puppy transformed into SUPER ANGEL INFINITY DIVINE DARKNESS HELLHOUND CANINE ANGEL OF DARK JUSTICE AND SHADOW HOPE!

We were amazed by Dudley Puppy's Super Angel Infinity transformation, but when Sadira saw it, she fell into a rage, and ordered a group of her assassins to kill him, but Dudley Puppy fired a powerful blast of divine darkness with hellhounds and dark fire, which hits Sadira's group of assassins, and it incinerated their bodies, and his massive Cerberus' Hellhound Sword of Dark Justice devoured them.

Nico: (Stunned) Whoa, Dudley's transformed, awesome.

Laney Loud: And he fired that powerful blast of darkness, and incinerated Sadira's group of assassins, and his new large sword devoured their souls.

Me: Whoa, now that was awesome and terrifying at the same time.

Kitty Katswell: Dudley, how do you feel?

Dudley Puppy: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of Divine Darkness and Canine Justice) I feel incredible, Kitty, and now, it's high time for me to take down Sadira for good.

Dudley Puppy went at Sadira, who attacked and tried to find any weaknesses in order to strike, but tragically for her, she couldn't, as Dudley Puppy fired powerful blasts of dark energy, darkness, dark fire, and hellhounds, and they exploded with incredible power, as they hit Sadira. Then, Dudley had grabbed The Master's Necklace, which Sadira held, and it was the source of her powers, and he then ripped it off of Sadira, and tossed it to Nico to put into the vault at the Estate. Then, with his new massive Cerberus' Hellhound Sword of Dark Justice, Dudley Puppy slashed off Sadira's arms, and she was defenseless.

Dudley Puppy: Now, to make sure you and The Red Eyes of Rylai never return.

Dudley Puppy drew a kanji on Sadira's forehead, and it also affected the other assassins in The Red Eyes of Rylai in their hideout in Myanmar, Thailand, along with the group of assassins who had their souls devoured by Dudley Puppy's massive Cerberus' Hellhound Sword of Dark Justice.

Dudley Puppy: This is for all those you and The Red Eyes of Rylai have murdered, Sadira, along with the agents of The League of Assassins. UZUMAKI BLACK JUDGEMENT SEALING ART: BLACK GATES!

Dudley Puppy came back to us, and Sadira and all of the assassins of The Red Eyes of Rylai were then confronted by those she and her order have killed. Sadira and the entirety of The Red Eyes of Rylai were found guilty, and Sadira's soul, along with the souls of the entirety of The Red Eyes of Rylai are erased from existence forever. We cheered wildly for what Skippy did as he holstered his massive Cerberus' Hellhound Sword of Dark Justice on his wider and more muscular back and powered down, and the improvements to Dudley Puppy's attire, clothes, weapons, jewelry, angel wings, and eight large black orbs orbiting around his legs are permanent.

The Chief: Good work, Agent Puppy.

Nico: Yeah, thanks to you, we're now rid of Sadira for good, and with your use of The Black Gates, she and the entire The Red Eyes of Rylai assassination order have been erased from existence for good.

Dudley Puppy: Thanks, guys.

Lincoln: And we've dealt yet another blow to Ultratech, but we're not done yet.

Nico: That's right, Lincoln. They have more of their allies out there, but all of them will pay for their crimes.

Me: Yes they sure will.

Lincoln: Yep.

Nico: Yeah. But great job today everyone. This mission was a success.

Atomic Betty: It sure was. (To the viewers) Never mess with the laws of galactic peace or there will be terrible trouble.

Nico: You got that right. Lets go home.

We went back to Earth and then enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep.

THE END


Another awesome fanfic done.

This was a great chapter. Atomic Betty was an awesome show from Canada and it was so awesome how Betty went into space and save the universe and more. Atomic Betty aired from August 29, 2004 – January 29, 2008 and it was awesome. The first part was an indirect sequel to the awesome SpongeBob Squarepants episode called Banned In Bikini Bottom and that was a crazy Season 5 episode that aired on November 23rd, 2007 and it was awesome. The 2nd part was for the awesome video game SpongeBob SquarePants Battle For Bikini Bottom Rehydrated which came out last year and it was awesome! A great remake of an awesome video game classic! NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Etstheclarencefan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys. Nico's next rescue is gonna be in the Star VS The Forces Of Evil episode called Mewberty and that was a really strange one. Nico, Lori and Hay Lin are gonna go face Star as she was going through Mewberty and then they are going to meet Francesca Giordono the Geochelone Aerio Gene-Slammer next. She is a pizza chef. Next for Lincoln's rescue he and his group are going into the world of Elena of Avalor and we're going to meet Elena and take down Shiriki. Lincoln and his group are also going to meet a Malefic Rainbow Dragon Gene-Slammer named Alexa Cǎihóng and during the exercise session she will reveal a shocking revelation about how the Mean Sisters were planning to pound Lincoln into pulp all because he accidentally trashed Lori's prom dress and then the nice sisters and Alexa overheard them and they defended Lincoln. The next chapter is gonna be for when we face Brittney Wong, one of Star Butterfly's enemies who has escaped from prison and she is out for revenge. But Lincoln is gonna discover something very shocking about Star's former archenemy. Also we haven't done a chapter for Star VS The Forces Of Evil in a long time.

See you all tomorrow.