This chapter is a Parody of the The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy episode Dumb Luck


In Victorian Era London, Nico and Haiku were walking around the city of London.

Nico: Thanks for coming with me, Haiku.

Haiku: It was my pleasure Nico and it's amazing that we're here in Victorian Era London.

Nico: This is one of my favorite time periods. And I feel like this part of the city is very familiar.

Haiku: I feel the same way. Something is going down here.

They saw Scotland Yard Inspectors looking at the badly ripped apart bodies of many women.

Nico: Oh good god! What the hell would cause these bodies to be destroyed with such savagery?

Haiku: Looks like the work of a werewolf.

Nico: I don't think so. Werewolves would rip the entire body to shreds. These bodies were all pulverized with extreme brutality.

Haiku: Wicked.

Nico: Haiku, I have a plan for when it's time to take out Yost Doom. Wanna hear it?

Haiku: Why not?

Nico: Okay. My plan is to let Doom back into his castle with only half of his strength. The other half goes to Yost Reed. And Doom will have a tracking chip in his brain which will lead us to him. That way, after we kill Doom, we can have access to all the toys in his castle. What do you think?

Haiku: That's a genius tactic.

Nico: Thanks. We got to find out what's causing this.

Haiku: Right.

But then…

THUNDERCLAP THUNDERCLAP!

Nico and Haiku looked up and they saw purple lightning streaking across the sky.

Nico: WOW! Purple Lightning.

Haiku: Wow. That is something.

Nico: It IS something. Something not normal.

Haiku: Ben told us that he encountered something very strange purple lightning in the skies over New Mexico, South Carolina and Cape Canaveral.

Nico: Yeah and it was Dr. Viktor's handiwork. This is not Dr. Viktor's handiwork. I would have sensed it. This is the work of something else.

Haiku: I agree there.

Nico: We need to get closer.

They walked around and they got closer and the Purple Lightning was erupting out of the ground? That's strange.

Nico: Wow! Purple Lightning erupting out of the ground and shooting into the sky? How strange.

Haiku: That means we're getting closer.

LOUD THUNDERCLAP!

Nico: Right around the corner.

Then they heard someone laughing like a really fucked up lunatic and Nico knew that laugh all too well!

Nico: That laugh! That's MR. HYDE!

They rounded the corner and they saw a Transylian fighting Mr. Hyde!

They went to help out.

Nico: Need a hand?

Nico swooped in and punched Mr. Hyde in his face.

Transylian: (In a girl's voice) Thanks for the help. Wait a second. Nico?

Nico: Francine!? Francine Lorrington? Wow it's awesome to see you again!

Transylian: Same to you Nico! Wow! You sure have grown big.

Nico: I know.

Haiku: Pleasure to meet you Francine. I'm Haiku.

Transylian: Awesome to meet you.

Nico: I'm not the only one's grown big.

Transylian: I'll have to check it out later. Right now we have a maniac to take down.

Nico: Wait look!

Mr. Hyde changed back and he was back to Dr. Jekyll!

Nico: Dr. Henry Jekyll!

Haiku: He's one in the same.

Nico: A Split Personality.

Dr. Jekyll: You got to help me.

Nico: Stand down, Doctor. Don't make us kill you!

Dr. Jekyll: You got to help me! I can't control Hyde!

Nico: Then we can free you from this monster!

Nico fired a blast of light and it hit Dr. Jekyll and then a blob of darkness separated from him and MR. HYDE WAS NOW ON THE OUTSIDE!

Nico: Now he's on the outside for everyone to see.

Transylian: BY GEORGE!

Francine then reverted back and she was a girl with purple hair and purple eyes and had purple clothes.

Nico: Awesome!

Francine: We got to destroy this demon.

Nico: He needs the most powerful lobotomy we can muster!

Haiku: (to Francine) Sure it was a good idea to revert back when Hyde hasn't been dealt with yet?

Francine: Don't worry. I have full mastery over my powers.

Francine fired a powerful blast of purple lightning from her hands and it hit Mr. Hyde and electrocuted him all over the place.

Nico: WHOA! That is awesome Francine!

Francine: It sure is. I had some outside help that gave me great guidance. It was one of my Transylian half's kind.

Nico: You must mean Dr. Viktor. He's a Transylian and in our frenemies.

Francine: That's him. He was a great help and he gave me the awesome outfit.

Nico: Cool!

Haiku: That was great he helped you.

Nico: It sure is.

Haiku: What's your favorite memory of Nico?

Francine: Me and Nico were in art class and we had one of the most hardest projects ever known.

Nico: I remember that. Our project was to make a clay sculpture that's a 3D model of a painting from one of the works of the great masters. I picked Salvador Dali's Persistence of Memory.

Francine: And I chose Vincent Van Gogh's Starry Night. That's my favorite.

Haiku: Wow.

Nico: Yep. It took us 3 weeks to get our projects done perfectly because they were due at the end of the semester but we did it and got A+'s on them.

Francine: And a lot of blood, sweat and tears to do them.

Nico: Yep.

Haiku: That is really something.

Nico: Remind me to thank Dr. Viktor next time he's in the usual battles.

Haiku: I'll make a note for that.

The lightning faded and Mr. Hyde was down and burned all over the place and then they tied him up.

Nico: That did it. Dr. Jekyll was brought over and he was weak and exhausted.

Dr. Jekyll: (Weak and tired) Thank you. Thank you.

Nico: You're welcome Doctor.

The police grabbed Mr. Hyde.

Nico: Looks like Mr. Hyde is going right to the gallows.

Haiku: He sure is.

Francine: Yeah it is.

Nico and Francine hugged.

Francine: I've missed you a lot Nico.

Nico: Me too.

They went back home and took Dr. Jekyll to the infirmary to rest.


After Nico's rescue, Lincoln, Me, Nico, Eli, Nicole, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lincoln's harem, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, Sima Shi, Sima Zhao, Sun Jian, Guo Jia, Zhang Bao, Guan Xing, Cao Cao, Liu Bei, Sun Quan, Sima Yi, Robin, Starfire, Raven, Cyborg, Beast Boy, Tara, Geoforce, Queen Markov, Gloria Markov, Gloria and Selina Markov, Fiona Hernandez, and Loud House Maggie were heading to the Simulator, and this time, the destination is Jump City, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the sixteen girls there, but we're also going to remind Terra of who she is, and we're also going to face General Immortus, the last of The Brotherhood of Evil, and we got word that a Red Dragon Archfiend Gene-Slammer is here too. The Simulator activated, and we were in Jump City.

Lincoln: Wow, we're in Jump City.

Me: So, this is Jump City, this place is so awesome.

Robin: It's been a long time since we left Jump City, but the place still looks as peaceful as ever.

Lincoln: And I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the sixteen girls there, but we're also going to remind Terra of who she is, and we're also going to face General Immortus, the last of The Brotherhood of Evil, and end him for good.

Nico: That's right, big guy, and this is going to be awesome. I remembered you telling me and J.D. on your Hawaiian vacation about what you did during your rescue. You and your sisters did an awesome job in killing Madame Rouge, along with Princess Shroob, in the Earth Sensei Realm in the Skylands.

Lori: And we had them banished to Oblivion for good.

Guo Jia: And I already know of what's going to happen when we face General Immortus.

TLPS Mr. Wolf: That's right, Guo Jia. Immortus is getting The Black Gates, and it'll also affect the rest of The Brotherhood of Evil, who are in Oblivion, and then, we'll be rid of The Brotherhood of Evil for good.

Lincoln: First, let's go find Terra's Simulator counterpart. Beast Boy, where did you find Terra at?

Beast Boy: She's at Murakami School, Lincoln.

Robin: We'll show you guys where it's at.

Lincoln: Thanks, Robin. And thanks for joining us, Fiona Hernandez and Maggie.

Fiona Hernandez: You're welcome, Lincoln.

We then head for Murakami School in Jump City, and it seemed like a normal typical high school, then we saw who we were looking for, it was Terra's Simulator counterpart. We headed off to meet her and also, remind her of who she is. She met with us outside the school, then, Lincoln proceeded to do his thing by letting Terra's Simulator counterpart look into his deep blue sapphire eyes, and then, she'd felt something flood into her: it was her memories of the past, from her childhood along with meeting the Titans, and of course, of her time being Slade's apprentice. Lincoln was all finished, and suddenly, Terra's Simulator counterpart saw her hands glowing, and she was also surrounded by a yellow energy aura, and her eyes glowed yellow: Terra's Simulator counterpart had her powers back.

Simulator Terra: Now, I remember everything. Guys, I...

Robin: It's okay, Terra, and there's someone you should meet.

Simulator Terra then met the Terra and Beast Boy from our world, and they told her that they got married on Tamaran, and they also have two beautiful daughters, and they have their parents' powers, and she also saw that she's been reunited with her long lost sister, her mother, and her brother. Then, Simulator Terra merged with the Terra of our world.

Lincoln: That's one part of our mission done: now comes the final part.

?: HELP!

Suddenly, Lincoln heard the sound of sixteen girls calling for help. With his deep sapphire blue cyborg eyes and superhuman sight, along with sensing energy signals, he saw and heard exactly where the call for help was coming from. He saw the sixteen girls, but they've been cornered by General Immortus, and he's going to kill them.

Lincoln: Guys, I found the sixteen girls, but they've been cornered by General Immortus, and he's going to kill them.

?: (Japanese Accent) Then, let's hurry and stop him.

We then saw a Red Dragon Archfiend appear before us.

Lincoln: That voice, I knew it's you, Yuriko Yamaguchi, and you're right, we'll talk later, now we've got the last member of The Brotherhood of Evil to kill.

We headed on over, and Lincoln fired a powerful blast of crimson red searing hot flame, which hits General Immortus in the back, and it burned him badly, and it allowed the girls to get to safety. When General Immortus saw us, he was indeed enraged to see us.

General Immortus: So, the famous Team Loud Phoenix Storm, along with those pesky Titans have all arrived? Perfect, now, I can get my revenge on all of you for what you did to The Brotherhood of Evil.

Lincoln: Madame Rouge thought the same thing when she came back from the dead, Immortus, but she was dead wrong, and she paid the price.

Fiona Hernandez: That's right, and now, it's your turn.

Suddenly, Fiona Hernandez' red eyes turned neon red, and she was surrounded by a red energy aura with searing red hot flames and dragons, and as she approached General Immortus, she left red energy, searing red hot flames, and dragons with every step.

Fiona Hernandez: Immortus, I will never forgive you for the crimes that you have committed over the centuries, along with the crimes that you've committed during your time as a member of The Brotherhood of Evil. You have lived for far too long, and now, I will see to it that you will perish for all of your crimes.

Suddenly, Fiona Hernandez was surrounded by a massive vortex of crimson red energy with crimson red searing flames surrounding the vortex, we then saw the evil Dragon Sacred Beast, Uria, Lord of Searing Flames flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a red phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Fiona Hernandez emerged, but she was changed forever.

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Fiona Hernandez grew to 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess and she has red highlights in the bangs of her long crimson red hair, she has neon red eyes and a crimson red energy aura with crimson red searing hot flames and dragons surrounding her. She has Uria with the Fire Kanji in its claws emblazoned on her forehead, she has on dragon earrings with crimson red crystals for the eyes and the Fire Kanji in its claws, and she also has on her Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with crimson red crystal links and a dragon with crimson red crystals for eyes and holding the Fire Kanji in its claws for the pendant. Fiona Hernandez has on a sleeveless crimson red shirt with a red phoenix, crimson red skirt with Uria, Lord of Searing Flames on it, crimson red pants, and red ankle-length combat boots, and she has on crimson weighted bands with silver phoenixes on her biceps and thighs, and she has on a long crimson red sleeveless trenchcoat with crimson red flames on the coattails, and on the back is Uria, Lord of Searing Flames, and surrounded by flames. Fiona Hernandez suddenly felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive crimson red angel wings with black tips on the large crimson red feathers sprouted out of her back.

Fiona Hernandez has a brand-new large sword in her hand called Uria's Crimson Sword of Searing Fiery Justice, it's a large sword with Uria, Lord of Searing Flames, etched on the 6'5" massive, wide, double-edged, man-sized crimson red blade, Uria's wings for the crossguard, large crimson red gem for the hilt, longer black handle, and four large crimson red dragon heads with crimson red gems for the eyes for the pommel and four large red gems in its mouths. Fiona Hernandez has on her new large cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with crimson red gems on her wrists, Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Uria's head and a large crimson red gem in its mouth for the belt buckle, large crimson red Spellbook of The Gods and The Universe on her left hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her right hip. There's a black kanji below Uria that said, "Fiona Hernandez, Loving Future Wife and Friend of Nicolas Chan, Gene-Slammer of Uria, Lord of Searing Flames, Sister of Marie and Nicole Hernandez, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Emissary of Arachne, Powerful Student of Powerful Teachers, and Master of Crimson Red Searing Flames, and Dragons."

フィオナ・ヘルナンデス、ニコラス・チャンの愛する未来の妻と友人、ウリアのジーン・スラマー、灼熱の炎の主、マリーとニコール・ヘルナンデスの姉妹、悪の殺し屋、狂った、殺人、冷酷、そしてサディスティックな野郎、アラクネの使者、強力な学生強力な教師の、そして深紅の赤い灼熱の炎のマスター、そしてドラゴン

Fiona Hernandez has transformed into SUPER ANGEL INFINITY CRIMSON RED SEARING FLAME DRAGON ANGEL OF SEARING HEAT JUSTICE AND FIERY LOVE!

We were amazed by Fiona Hernandez' Super Angel Infinity transformation, and when Nico saw it, he had an atomic red blush on his face and hearts in his eyes. But, when General Immortus saw it, he fell into a rage and tried to kill Fiona Hernandez, but Fiona fired a powerful crimson red energy blast with crimson red searing hot flames, and it hits him and burned him.

Lincoln: Awesome, Fiona's transformed.

Nico: This is so awesome. Fiona, how do you feel?

Fiona Hernandez: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Searing Flames and Draconic Love) I feel incredible, Nico, and now, shall we put an end to Immortus?

Lincoln: Let's do it.

Lincoln unholstered his improved massive Sword of Universal Hope and Elemental Bravery from his wider and muscular back and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms, Sima Shi, Sima Zhao, Sun Jian, Guo Jia, Zhang Bao, Guan Xing, Cao Cao, Liu Bei, Sima Yi, and Sun Quan got out their weapons, Lincoln's sisters transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and unholster their massive swords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs, Loud House Maggie got out a sword of darkness, The Titans got out their swords, and Me, Eli, Nicole, and Nico also transformed and unholstered our massive swords from our backs, and went at General Immortus, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, ice, lightning, steel orbs, stars, rainbow flames, orange flames, blue flames, searing red hot flames, and green flames at General Immortus, and they exploded with incredible power, as they hit him.

Then, Fiona Hernandez fired a powerful red searing hot energy blast at General Immortus, and it had destroyed him and incinerated his body. Then, as soon as his spirit appeared, Fiona Hernandez marks his forehead with a kanji, and it also affected the other spirits of The Brotherhood of Evil in Oblivion, and he and the rest of The Brotherhood of Evil were condemned to The Black Gates, as they were all confronted by those they've killed. They were all found guilty, and their evil spirits were erased from existence forever. We cheered wildly for what we've done as we holster our weapons on our backs and power down, and Fiona Hernandez' new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, and angel wings are permanent. Nico picked Fiona up in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they had a searing hot and romantic kiss as we cheered for them.

Fiona Hernandez: Whoa.

Nico: You can expect more of that from me on our dates, Fiona.

Fiona Hernandez: Oh, I'm looking forward to it.

Lincoln: Now, we're rid of The Brotherhood of Evil, and this time for good. And it's good to see you again, Yuriko.

Yuriko Yamaguchi: (Japanese Accent) It's really good to see you again too, Lincoln, it's been a long time.

They went up to each other, and they hugged, and Yuriko was surprised at how much stronger and at how much taller and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him.

Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you when you were eleven, and I've grown a lot since then.

Yuriko Yamaguchi: Yeah, I can see, you've really grown a lot from the eleven-year-old cute little boy into a 16-year-old 7'0" tall and very handsome teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs.

Nico: Wow, Lincoln, you know her.

Lincoln: Yeah, I do, Nico. This is Yuriko Yamaguchi, she, like Eliza, Riley, and Fujisaki, came to Royal Woods from Japan, nd she, like the other Guardian Angels, have defended me from bullies, especially from Lynn.

Nico: Uh oh, I'm going to guess that Lynn has a huge dark secret.

Lincoln: We'll talk about that later. Boys, cover your eyes, hold still, Yuriko, this is going to hurt.

Me, Nico, Eli, and the rest of the boys covered our eyes as Lincoln snapped his fingers, and Yuriko was reverting back to normal. Yuriko Yamaguchi is a beautiful 17-year-old with long crimson red hair going down to the bottom of her neck, crimson red eyes, fair skin, she's 6'0" in height, and she had the body of a goddess. She also now has massive crimson red angel wings on her back, as she reigns in the power of the Red Dragon Archfiend, and she was in her birthday suit.

Lincoln: How do you feel, Yuriko?

Yuriko Yamaguchi: (Japanese Accent) Good. (Realizes she's in her birthday suit) But, I'm also in my birthday suit.

Lincoln gave Yuriko Yamaguchi a new wardrobe, a sleeveless crimson red shirt with a black phoenix and a crimson red skirt with the Red Dragon Archfiend on it, crimson red pants, crimson red leather ankle-high combat boots, and a long crimson red sleeveless trenchcoat with shadows on the coattails and the Red Dragon Archfiend on the back, and on her back is a large Red Dragon Archfiend-themed sword with a 6'5" massive, wide, double-edged, man-sized crimson red blade with the Red Dragon Archfiend etched on it, large Red Dragon Archfiend wings for the crossguard, large black gem for the hilt, longer black handle, and large crimson red faceted sphere pommel with surrounding black gems.

Yuriko Yamaguchi: (Japanese Accent) Wow, I love the new outfit and large sword you made for me, Lincoln.

Suddenly, a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Yuriko's neck with red gems on the gold lightning bolts and red crystals links from her new Crystal Necklace of the Buddha.

Yuriko Yamaguchi: (Surprised) (Japanese Accent) Whoa, is this...?

Lincoln: Yep, that's a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and you're one of my many future wives, Yuriko.

Yuriko Yamaguchi had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes, as Lincoln wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist and he leaned down and he kissed her on the lips, and she returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the sixteen girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them. The sixteen girls are Aoi Nagisa, Hanazono Shizuma, Suzumi Tamao, Byakudan Kagome, Hyuga Kizuna, Kenjou Kaname, Kiyashiki Momomi, Konohana Hikari, Minamoto Chikaru, Nanto Yaya, Natsume Remon, Okuwaka Tsubomi, Otori Amane, Rokujou Miyuki, Toumori Shion, and Tsukidate Chiyo from Strawberry Panic.

Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Aoi Nagisa, Hanazono Shizuma, Suzumi Tamao, Byakudan Kagome, Hyuga Kizuna, Kenjou Kaname, Kiyashiki Momomi, Konohana Hikari, Minamoto Chikaru, Nanto Yaya, Natsume Remon, Okuwaka Tsubomi, Otori Amane, Rokujou Miyuki, Toumori Shion, and Tsukidate Chiyo.

Helena McTroy: From Strawberry Panic, awesome.

Lincoln: Are you girls okay?

Aoi Nagisa: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.

Then, when Aoi Nagisa and the other fifteen girls saw who it was that saved them from General Immortus, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 16-year-old 7'0" tall, handsome, white-haired, bare-chested hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead, a golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive and wide right pec and it was surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, a Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his wider and more muscular back, and right on top was the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, and Buffalo, and below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Lightning Storms, The Weather, and The Thirteen Elemental Forces, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, and Golden-Hearted Lover, Father of Many Kids, Son, and Future Husband, Descendant of The 17th Century Duke Lincoln of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, God of Truth and Justice, and Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe", and he had deep sapphire blue eyes.

He had his massive Sword of Universal Hope and Elemental Bravery holstered on his wider and muscular back, his orange Crystal Saber holstered on his left hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted orange bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, his large Cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive and indestructible deep blue angel wings surging with powerful super lightning and the stars and blue nebulae reflecting on them with rainbow tips on the large deep sapphire blue feathers, and he was dressed in an orange version of He Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, and Buffalo on them and with hanging mini silver lightning bolts held up by his Belt of Elemental Bravery with large orange gem for the belt buckle on his waist, a pair of large blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large white leather combat boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on it, a large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and a Buffalo head with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on his neck and across his permanently bare chest, large fingerless black gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it, a large Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring on his left ring finger, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger, he had eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs, and circling around his feet on the floor are eight golden crosses with angelic runes.

Aoi Nagisa: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.

Then, Lincoln made fifteen clones of himself, and he and the fifteen clones went up to the girls, and they picked them up and hugged them in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and kissed them on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrap their arms around the necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.

Aoi Nagisa: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.

Suddenly, fifteen Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared around the necks of Aoi Nagisa, Hanazono Shizuma, Suzumi Tamao, Byakudan Kagome, Hyuga Kizuna, Kenjou Kaname, Kiyashiki Momomi, Konohana Hikari, Minamoto Chikaru, Nanto Yaya, Natsume Remon, Okuwaka Tsubomi, Otori Amane, Rokujou Miyuki, Toumori Shion, and Tsukidate Chiyo with colored gems and crystals on the gold lightning bolts. We exited the Simulator, and we told everyone what happened, and they were shocked when we told them that we faced off against General Immortus, the last of The Brotherhood of Evil.

But, when Lincoln showed what happened, and with Fiona Hernandez transforming, and using The Black Gates on General Immortus and the other members of The Brotherhood of Evil who are in Oblivion, they cheered wildly for Lincoln and the rest of us, and they hugged us, and the girls in Lincoln's harem then went up to Lincoln, and they kissed him all over. Lincoln and Yuriko Yamaguchi now have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back, and we're going to hear an even darker secret from her about Lynn that nearly got her sent to prison forever.


After getting rid of General Immortus and giving him and the Brotherhood of Evil The Black Gates in the Simulator, we were training intensely in the gym doing 100,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 9,500-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and when Yuriko Yamaguchi saw Lincoln working out like crazy, she had an atomic red blush on her face.

Yuriko Yamaguchi: (Japanese Accent) Whoa, Lincoln's really grown to be a 16-year-old 7'0" tall, really big, and really strong young man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful muscles hard at work, and to work out with those 9,500-lb barbells and not even get tired, incredible.

Lincoln: And I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Yuriko, and now, I can also fight and defend myself.

Yuriko Yamaguchi: (Japanese Accent) That's awesome.

Nico: It sure is, Yuriko. So, what's this huge dark secret about Lynn that Lincoln mentioned to us about?

Yuriko Yamaguchi: (Japanese Accent) I shall gladly tell you all. It happened long ago, you see, I was out for a jog through Franklin Avenue. But, then, I heard a loud scream coming from The Loud House and there was no mistaking just who that scream belonged to: Lincoln. I rushed into the house, and I heard the scream was coming from the kitchen, and I found out that Lynn slashed Lincoln in the palm of his hand with a knife in a horrible fit of rage. Apparently, Lynn and her team lost a baseball game to Hazeltucky, and she got into an argument with Lincoln, and Lincoln got so mad, he let out the two words "sore loser" which set Lynn off, and she took a knife and was about to stab Lincoln. He then got slashed on the palm of his left hand, and he screamed and cried in pain, and blood was coming off the slash wound, and Lynn was about to kill him. When I saw what Lynn did, I had to stop her or she was going to kill Lincoln. I gave her a good kick to the stomach, knocking the wind out of her, and she dropped the knife. As soon as the other sisters came, they saw what Lynn did to Lincoln, and Lori tied Lynn up to a chair and with nylon rope, and I tended to Lincoln, and he was holding his now slashed left palm, and crying so badly. I asked Lori to get me to the hospital with Lincoln, while Mr. and Mrs. Loud were at home scolding Lynn for what she did. Lisa did say that what Lynn did to Lincoln was severe, and she was about to commit first-degree murder. The other sisters wanted to call the police on Lynn, but of course, that would mean that Lynn would go to prison forever. Instead, Mr. and Mrs. Loud signed Lynn up for The Scared Straight Program, and it showed Lynn what could happen, if she went through with killing her own brother. Lincoln had to go through surgery to get the slash to his left palm stitched up, and he had to spend a few weeks in the hospital. But, I was there for him, and so was Lori.

We gasped in shock and horror at the dark secret that Yuriko told us about Lynn.

Me: (Shocked) Whoa, now that was really dark.

Nico: (Shocked) Unreal. I knew Lynn was a wild out-of-control animal when her dark side was in her, but that was really dark, and she almost got that close to killing Lincoln in a fit of rage, and with a knife. I can't believe that she slashed you in the palm of your left hand, Lincoln.

Lincoln: I couldn't believe it either, Nico. But, if Yuriko hadn't saved me, Lynn would've killed me, and the family would call the cops on her and she'd get taken to court, and once that happens, she would be convicted as an adult of first-degree murder, and she'd be sent to prison for the rest of her life.

Lori: That's right. And I was so proud of you for what you did in saving Lincoln, Yuriko.

Yuriko Yamaguchi: Thanks, Lori, but you also helped out as well, you got us to the hospital, and the doctors took care of him, and after the weeks were up, Lincoln was released, and everyone threw a Welcome Home party for him. However, it took a lot of time for Lincoln to even talk to Lynn, and it's also a good thing too, after Lynn got back home from the Scared Straight program, she was grounded for seven weeks with no sports and no sports competitions, and she had to wear regular clothes for those seven weeks.

Minerva Mink: An appropriate punishment for what she did to her own brother, and to our man.

Sam Simpson: Now, I'm really glad you guys put that animal in her place when you guys faced her at Mt. Dingjun, Lincoln.

TLPS Mr. Wolf: You got that right, Sam.

Me: Where is this scar?

He showed it to us and we saw an ugly slash scar on his left hand. Ouch!

Me: (Whistles) Lynn sure left her mark on you.

Nico: Nice one.

TLPS Mr. Wolf: So, Lincoln, what can you tell us about Yuriko?

Lincoln: Yuriko's known as a smart girl, she's also an expert on Japanese culture, since she'd lived in Japan for most of her life, but she's also tough, especially when it came to saving me from Lynn for what she did.

Luna: Yeah, she was incredibly brave to stand up to Lynn when she still had that wild animal in her.

We then got a shower, and then, Lincoln and his harem were getting ready for their date at Lake Lamode, but they're not going alone, The Neptune Crusaders and The X-Squad were also joining in, as well. Plus, it'll also give us time to prepare for our little party for when Lincoln comes home.

Lincoln then snapped his fingers, and the 16-year-old 7'0", white-haired, handsome, and extremely muscular teen was dressed in large orange swim trunks with a phoenix, thunderbird, buffalo, and elemental forces on it, along with his large weighted orange bands with silver phoenixes on his massive biceps and thighs, his jewelry, large orange sandals, and eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs, and he also had his weapons holstered, in case of trouble.

His harem were dressed in two-piece bikinis in their favorite colors, sandals, along with their jewelry, and they also had their weapons holstered in case of trouble.

The Neptune Crusaders and The X-Squad were also dressed in their swimsuits, and they also had their weapons, in case of any trouble.

Lincoln: Alright, everyone, shall we?

X-Squad Mr. Wolf: We're ready, Lincoln.

TLPS Mr. Wolf: Have fun, guys.

Lincoln, his harem, The Neptune Crusaders, and The X-Squad left the Estate, and they arrived at Lake Lamode, and when The X-Squad saw it, they were truly amazed at how beautiful it is.

Garrett: Wow, so this is Lake Lamode, awesome.

Lincoln: It sure is, Garrett. We've been here on our dates to Lake Lamode before, and The Neptune Crusaders were also amazed by Lake Lamode. Shall we?

Lincoln, his harem, The Neptune Crusaders, and The X-Squad then dived right in, and they began swimming through the oceans, and they also visited Lake Lamode's buildings, which were covered in glass domes, and they also met the Lochladies, the local residents of Lake Lamode. Then, they had some lunch inside the Water Plaza, and for lunch, Lincoln made some grilled cheese sandwiches with grilled chicken pieces in them, and they were good. Then, as soon as the sun's about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself, and he and the clones went to the girls in his harem, and they picked them up in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and just as the sun turns orange, they passionately kissed and hugged.

Then, I contacted Varie on her right Bracelet of The Champions of The Universe, as a hologram of me appeared on the large aqua blue gem.

Me: (Through the gem) Varie, we're ready. You guys can come back home now.

Varie: Got it.

Lincoln, his harem, The Neptune Crusaders, and The X-Squad left Lake Lamode, and they head back home.

Lincoln, his harem, The Neptune Crusaders, and The X-Squad came back home to The World Tree Estate, and they were back in their original clothes. But, what Lincoln didn't know was that while he, his harem, The Neptune Crusaders, and The X-Squad were at Lake Lamode, we were preparing for Lincoln's birthday, and he's turning 17 today, and it's going to be awesome, and we also invited The Masters of Evil over as well. Lincoln, his harem, The Neptune Crusaders, and The X-Squad came inside, and it was really dark.

Lincoln: Hmm, hey, why on Earth is it so dark in here?

Lincoln hit the light switch, and then, we came out of our hiding places, and a banner came out that said, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LINCOLN", and streamers came out of the banner.

Everyone: SURPRISE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LINCOLN!

Lincoln's eyes went wide with surprise, and he had a surprised look on his face.

Lincoln: (Totally Surprised) What?! You guys did all this for me?!

Me: That's right, big guy.

Nico: And we have our favorite party planners to thank, Leni Loud, Alex Ramirez, Pinkie Pie, and The Mascots.

Alex Ramirez: We gave everyone specific tasks on what to do, while you, your harem, The Neptune Crusaders, and The X-Squad were at Lake Lamode.

Lincoln: Aw, thanks, you guys, I love it.

We then proceeded to give Lincoln our gifts: a new skateboard, paper and pencils and colored pencils for some new comics that he'll make, new exercise equipment, a new black cellphone case with stars and nebulae and elemental forces on it, a new cologne called Thunderbird Eau Fraiche, and when Lincoln put it on him, the scent from the cologne drew the women of his harem to him like a magnet, a pair of large orange fingerless gloves with the symbol of The Loud House surrounded by a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel in a diamond formation, a new orange skateboard with elemental forces and mythological animals on them, video game systems, and video games and comics that were released. And the Mane 9 got him a little something, it was his own Element of Harmony, it's a large deep sapphire blue gem in the shape of a Thunderbird, which then placed itself on top of the large silver buffalo head pendant, and we found out that Lincoln represented Courage and Bravery, he was known to be brave and courageous, especially against the forces of evil.

Lincoln: Wow, this is so awesome. Thanks, you guys.

Vypra: You're welcome, Lincoln. When J.D. and Nico told us that today's your 17th birthday, we had to get in gear and hightail it to the Estate to help plan it.

TLPS Mr. Wolf: And you don't have to worry about Sancho and the Party Birds crashing your birthday party, Lincoln. We took care of them, along with Sergio, who blabbed it out. We had him put in a cage for the rest of the day.

Lincoln: Nice one, TLPS Mr. Wolf.

Alex Ramirez: Yeah, when I was told about the wild parties Sergio, Sancho, and the party birds throw at Great Lake City, I wasn't having any of that, not for your birthday party, Lincoln.

Electro: And I've got an awesome surprise for you outside.

We headed outside, and Electro got to work by firing many blasts of lightning into the skies, and then the blasts then formed into words and The Loud House's symbol on top, and it said, Happy Birthday, Lincoln Loud, Savior of The Loud House.

Lincoln: Whoa, now that was an awesome surprise. Thanks, Max.

Electro: You're welcome, Lincoln.

Suddenly, we saw something being formed on the left leg of Lincoln's large deep sapphire blue pants, it was some orange kanjis that said, "Savior of The Loud House, Powerful Student of Many Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of The Crusaders of The Thunderbird, and The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms."

ラウドハウスの救世主、多くの強力な教師の強力な学生、木ノ葉隠れの村の忍、サンダーバードの十字軍のメンバー、そして三国志の統一者

We were amazed by the surprise.

Lincoln: Whoa.

TLPS Mr. Piranha: Now, that's awesome.

Nico: And look, the last kanji said, "The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms". Wait a second, Lincoln, did you have some sort of...?

Lincoln: Yeah, I did, Nico. You see, I began forming a plan to unite The Three Kingdoms into one, as soon as we found out the worlds where the Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors girls had merged into one.

Sima Yi: I found out about his plan from my sons long ago, and knowing that Team Loud Phoenix Storm has done the impossible in those last five years, this seemed like an interesting plan that Lincoln had formed.

We were stunned with awe at Lincoln's plan.

Nico: If Lincoln accomplishes a task like this, he'll have no trouble with the warriors of Japan.

Electro: Unifying The Three Kingdoms? Usually that would seem like an impossible task, because of the different ideals that all of you had.

Lincoln: That's right, Electro. But, I intend to shatter the shackles that were formed by the ideals of The Three Kingdoms and unite them into one force.

Liu Bei: United together into one, the last time this happened was during The Yellow Turban Rebellion and against Dong Zhuo. But, I have a feeling that we'll be dealing with those sorts of scenarios once again.

Lincoln: But, we'll be ready, Master Liu Bei. I'm not letting my plan be derailed by The Yellow Turbans or by Dong Zhuo.

TLPS Mr. Wolf: That's right, we're not letting the two factions that caused the chaos throughout the land get away with it.

We then went inside, and we saw Lynn Sr. bringing out a large chocolate cake decorated with frosting and with the words, Happy 17th Birthday, Lincoln, on it.

Lincoln: Whoa, that's one awesome cake Dad made.

Lynn Sr.: Glad you like it, champ. But, there's also another little surprise in store.

Then, Lily the Mermaid popped out of the cake, and she was still in her two-piece aqua blue bikini. That got Lincoln's face blushing like crazy and his eyes turning into hearts.

Lily the Mermaid: (Seductively) Well, what did you think, big guy? Loved your little surprise?

Lincoln: Oh, you bet I did, and of course, there's also this.

Lincoln wraps his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around Lily the Mermaid's waist, and he brought her into an embrace, which took her by surprise and that brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to her face, they kissed passionately as she wraps her left arm around his wider and muscular back, and her left hand was on his massive and wide right pec, and right behind them was a Thunderbird and Phoenix flying in the air, and we also saw a herd of Buffalo running across the field and mermaids swimming in the ocean and singing their song, and the display of the elemental forces. We had tears in our eyes and a smile on our faces.

Lori: I'm going to guess she got that little idea from Misty Tredwell when J.D. had his birthday last year in October.

Me: You bet she did.

We had all sorts of fun at Lincoln's birthday party, and ate the awesome food that Lynn Sr. and our chefs prepared. But, the day wasn't over yet, in fact, it was just beginning.


Later it was time for Sydney's first Ambassador Mission.

Nico: Alright, Sydney. I don't have to remind you that these missions are ones you can't kill or throw people into our space prisons. We don't want to make things even worse then they will be on that world.

Sydney: I'll try my best Nico.

Me: I'm gonna go with Sydney to see how she does. Carnage told us everything that was going on there and it's terrible that so many things all went down.

Nico: I know. Thank goodness it's not as bad as the Live Action Transformers universe though. But just be careful. We can't kill anyone or throw them in prison just yet.

Me: Right. We'll try to stay vigil.

Nico: Good luck guys.

We went through the portal to the world of the Ultimate Alliance Marvel Universe.

We arrived.

Me: Wow. It looks like we haven't left home at all.

Sydney: It sure feels like it. It's just like what we were told about previous adventures.

Me: Yeah. I would call this universe number 53.

Sydney: Good name.

Then Iron Man and Nick Fury came.

Ultimate Alliance Iron Man: Fury, did you send more backup besides Bravo Team?

Ultimate Alliance Nick Fury: No. I didn't. (to me and Sydney) Alright, who are you two? Are you friend? Or foe?

Me: Friends. My name is J.D. Knudson and I'm second in command of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Sydney: And my name is Sydney Burlington and I'm a member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's DNA Spliceteam.

U.A. Nick Fury: Ah pleasure to meet you both.

Me: Same here Director Fury. We apologize for coming in the middle of something going on but Sydney is here on her first ever Ambassador mission. It's a special diplomatic program we created for when we go on future missions to see what those worlds are like and see if anyone needs help here. I'm with Sydney to see how she does on her first mission.

U.A. Iron Man: That makes sense. It's an honor to meet you both.

We met the rest of the Avengers.

Ultimate Alliance Wolverine: (to Sydney) Something about you smells... inhuman.

Ultimate Alliance Spiderman: Is that bad?

Ultimate Alliance Wolverine: Actually, no. It might smell inhuman. But it also smells clean.

Me: You're making her uncomfortable when you do that Logan.

U.A. Wolverine: How did you know my name?

Me: In our universe we know tons of superheroes and supervillains and we know all their names. Superhero and supervillain identities are pretty much non-existent because we know who they all are. We read about them in comic books, movies and on the computer.

U.A. Spiderman: That's something.

Me: It sure is Peter. I'm sorry we know who you all are but it's part of what we do.

Sydney: He's right.

U.A. Nick Fury: That's interesting. But I'm amazed you have a lot of knowledge about us.

Me: We have many sources.

More Latverian soldiers surrounded us.

Ultimate Alliance Iron Man: Hey, J.D. If you think your combo attacks are awesome, you haven't seen anything yet!

Iron Man formed energy in his glowing chest plate and shot a beam at Wolverine. Wolverine raised his claws, blocking the beam as it formed miniature beams everywhere and pulled them away, causing the entire area to be consumed by the flash of the laser, leaving Wolverine smoking and the soldiers knocked out.

Ultimate Alliance Wolverine: (Panting) That... hurt.

Ultimate Alliance Iron Man: But it worked. No pain, no gain, my boy.

Ultimate Alliance Wolverine: I ain't your boy, Stark!

We laughed.

Me: But that was AWESOME guys! Our teamwork is just as powerful and as strong as you all. Working together is one of the most powerful fundamental keys we have to victory and it helps us get the job done.

U.A. Iron Man: That's very well said.

Ultimate Alliance Captain America: (to Sydney) Sydney, now that the area's clear of Latveria soldiers for the moment, why don't you tell us your background story? As well as the reason why Logan smelled an inhuman scent on you?

Sydney: It's a really dark story.

She told them about her story. She came from a church going family that loved to take care of all children and she decided to work at the orphanage. But after her 1st week on the job she was kidnapped by the Shredder's foot soldiers and blacked out when she was injected with something and it made her into Quarry! She was then in an underground world. She told them how we found her and her friends and later cured them and freed them and all that.

U.A. Captain America: Wow that is intense.

Me: It was. It was one of the most intense adventures we've had.

U.A. Electro appeared.

Ultimate Alliance Electro: I figured I'd have to wait 'till I got back to the good ol' U.S. of A to try out the Tinkerer's new toys. But instead, I can give you a preview right now. Free of charge!

Ultimate Alliance Spiderman: Max! I missed you, man!

Ultimate Alliance Electro: Well, look who showed up. My old pal, Spider Man! (sees Me and Sydney) And I see you brought two new playmates too.

Me: Max Dillion A.K.A. Electro. Master of lightning.

U.A. Electro: That's right. How did you know that?

Me: You would be amazed at how many heroes and villains we know. Also we have another version of you in our frenemies in our universe that we come from. And in my opinion you would make a great addition to their ranks.

U.A. Electro: I'm glad you think so. Who are you?

Me: Oh I'm sorry. How rude of me I forgot to introduce myself. My name is J.D. Knudson, 2nd in Command of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Sydney Burlington: And I'm Sydney Burlington, member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's DNA Spliceteam.

U.A. Electro: Nice to meet you both.

Me: (To the U.A. Avengers) Watch how powerful I am.

I fired a blast of lightning and it hit U.A. Electro and knocked him down.

U.A. Captain America: Wow! You have lightning powers?

Me: More than just that. I have all of the powers. I was exposed to Cosmic Radiation and it gave me omnipotent power.

Sydney: J.D. is a god among man and his powers continued to grow and get stronger every time he trains and more.

U.A. Captain America: That is incredible!

UA Electro: Not bad. But this fight ain't over yet!

Me: I'm just getting warmed up.

UA Spiderman: Look! It's She Hulk in a bikini!

UA Electro: Really?! Where?!

UA Electro looked behind him. And that's when UA Spiderman knocked him out with a punch to the back of his head.

UA Wolverine: Really?!

UA Spiderman: Oh, c'mon! Admit it! That was clever!

Sydney: Genius to say the least.

We continued.

Ultimate Alliance Fury: Alright. After this elevator, it's almost a straight shot right to Von Bardas' front door. They know we're comin. Could get a bit hairier from here on out.

Ultimate Alliance Iron Man: How will we do this without backup from Bravo Team?

Me: No Tony. We have to do all this together. Divided we are weak, but united we are stron.

Sydney: That's right!

Ultimate Alliance Fury: J.D. is right! Hey, you guys focus on the punching. And I'll handle the planning. I got this. Now, you don't need anymore detail then that. Let's quit the jibber jabber and get this job done already!

Ultimate Alliance Iron Man: We followed you this far, Fury. But I think you need to be more straight with us.

Ultimate Alliance Fury: (sarcastically) Aw, now you've gone and hurt my feelings. Time to move out, ladies. Goin up!

Me: Yes sir!

We followed U.A. Fury.

U.A. Captain America: So J.D. who is the leader of the team?

Me: That would be my best friend and most amazing teammate Nico. He started out as second in command of the team and he is now full time leader of the team because he displayed incredible and amazing leadership skills during some of our most incredible and major battles in 2021.

U.A. Wolverine: He sure must be talented.

Me: He is. You'll meet him later on.

Sydney Burlington: Yeah.

We then saw Wizard and Scorcher of the U.A. Universe.

Ultimate Alliance Wizard: Apologies, J.D. Knudson. But me and Scorcher have orders not to let you pass.

Me: Bentley Wittman A.K.A. Wizard. Nice to see that you know who I am. And Steven Hudak A.K.A. Scorcher. Pleasure to meet you both.

U.A. Scorcher: Pleasure is ours.

Ultimate Alliance Iron Man. Sydney, me and Cap will help Fury fight Wizard. You help Spider Man and Logan fight Scorcher!

Me: You got it. It's time you see my true power.

U.A. Captain America: What do you mean?

Me: Watch this.

I then flared up my aura and transformed!

(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)

I WAS NOW IN MY SUPER ANGEL-HARMONY INFINITY GOD FORM!

U.A. Spiderman: WHOA!

U.A. Captain America: WOW! J.D. you look amazing!

Me: This is only the start of my power. Watch this.

I flew at U.A. Scorcher and punched him in the stomach with devastating force and kicked him in the chest and knocked him down.

U.A. Wolverine: Wow! That was powerful.

Ultimate Alliance Wolverine: Hey, Fury. Where's that Bravo team you've been tryin' to reach?

Nick Fury: (groans) Communication's still jammed. Someone's gonna have to go round them up - and you just volunteered

Wolverine: What, and leave all the fun to you girls? Bite me, Fury.

Me: Wolverine's right! We're not leaving you.

Sydney: We stick together!

Ultimate Alliance Nick Fury: No time to argue, shorty! Take webs, Sydney, and JD with you, locate Bravo team, and find another way into that castle! (to Me) J.D., I know you don't want to leave me, Tony, and Cap. But I have faith you and Sydney will keep Bravo Team safe.

Sydney: (sighs) Okay.

Me: Lets do it!

UA Nick smiles with a nod before running to join UA Cap and UA Iron Man.

UA Wolverine: (to UA Spider-Man) You heard the man, web-head! Let's move!

UA Spider-Man: Yeah, yeah. Sheesh, no respect... (web-swings away with UA Wolverine)

We were off to get the Bravo Team.

Elsewhere in another part of the world of the U.A. Avengers, a familiar evil presence that we haven't faced in a while looked over to the city we were in.

(OMINOUS RIFF PLAYS)

It had eyes blazing red with incredible fury with Sharingan eyes spinning red!

?: J.D. you motherfucking curr!

Sydney: I'm sorry, Bentley.

U.A. Wizard: For what?

Sydney: For this. (punches UA Wizard, knocking him out)

Me: For your own good.

We continued on and met U.A. Iceman.

Ultimate Alliance Iceman: Glad you and webhead made it, Logan. I was starting to worry.

U.A. Wolverine: We made it just in time.

Me: Looks like the fun is about to begin. Pleasure to meet you Robert Drake A.K.A. Iceman. Sorry J.D. Knudson, 2nd in Command of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Sydney Burlington: And I'm Sydney Burlington.

U.A. Iceman: Pleasure to meet you.

We later saw Tinkerer.

Me: Phineas Mason A.K.A. Tinkerer. We haven't faced you in our universe yet but you would make an awesome addition to our frenemies in the future.

U.A. Tinkerer: Yes young J.D. Knudson. It's an honor to meet you. I've heard many incredible things about you and how you and your friends all managed to destroy Thanos.

U.A. Wolverine: You and all your team killed Thanos!?

Me: We sure did. That was easily considered one of the most devastating battles we've ever had back on December 26th, 2019.

U.A. Wolverine: Wow.

UA Spiderman: Hey, Tinky. What'cha doin?

UA Tinkerer: Very funny, Spider Man. I wasn't quite ready for combat testing. But you've forced my hand!

UA Tinkerer pressed a button, activating the soldiers before running off.

Me: WHOA!

UA Luke Cage: FUCK! We'll have to get past these goons if we want Tinkerer!

Sydney: I got this!

She fired a blast of star energy and destroyed them in an instant!

A giant robot with a projection of the Tinkerer's face came out.

U.A. Tinkerer: Punching. Breaking. Destroying. Is that all you simpletons know how to do? Very well. I can converse with you on that level. If need be!

Me: Then try this on! (Cups hands to side) KAAAAAAA MEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAA MEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

I fired a powerful energy blast and it hit the robot and blew it to smithereens and blew it into flaming scrap metal in a huge and powerful explosion!

It was destroyed and down.

U.A. Wolverine: Wow! That was immensely powerful!

U.A. Spiderman: That was incredible!

We had completely destroyed the castle.

We looked at the what remained of the Latveria Castle. Fury spat on one of the Latverian stones and walked over to me and Sydney.

UA Fury: (smiles) I knew you two would keep the others safe.

Me: Told you we wouldn't let you down Director Fury.

Sydney: We were happy to help, Fury.

Sydney then hugged U.A. Fury.

UA Spiderman: I promised myself I wouldn't cry!

UA Wolverine: Anyone got a camera so I can take a video of this moment?

Me: Way ahead of you Logan.

I was making a video of the moment on my phone. It was awesome.

UA Iron Man: (to Sydney) Look, honestly, I'm not really sure that this was the right call. But either way, consider yourself part of the Ultimate Alliance.

UA Human Torch: Seriously? That's what we're calling this group?

UA Iron Man: All the good names were taken, okay?!

Me: I think it's a great name.

Sydney: I do too and I'm really honored.

Me: Same here. But our entire team is not gonna come here until later. We're projecting March 19th. So just hold out until then and we'll all come to help you out then.

U.A. Human Torch: We'll try to wait till then.

We later came back.

Nico: How did it go guys?

Me: I'm happy to report that Sydney did really well on her first Ambassador Mission.

Nico: I'm glad.

Sydney: It was so awesome.

May: Who should come with you next time?

Sydney: Well I was thinking that Trap Jaw can come with next.

Nico: Wow have your archenemy go with you next already. Good idea. And J.D. you better go with her the entire time she has her ambassador missions just as a precaution.

Me: You got it commander.

Nico: Good.


Out in space a bunch of Stasis Pods were heading right for Earth.

Computer: Stasis Pods incoming.

Me: Looks like we got a bunch of new Cybertronian Recruits heading our way.

Sunset Shimmer: New Cybertronians? Haven't recruited any from this world for a while.

Nico: Wow. This is gonna be interesting.

Me: Yeah it sure will be. Computer calculate landing coordinates for each pod.

Computer: Acknowledged.

The computer did so and it showed where they were going to land.

1: Amazon Rainforest
2: Himalayas
3: Africa
4: Scotland
5: Canada
6: Alaska
7: Hawaii
8: Everglades
9: Okefenokee Swamp
10: New York City
11: Australia
12: Java
13: Colombia Ancient Temple
14: Jamaica
15: Saskatchewan, Canada
16: Arctic
17: Mongolia
18: Lake Minnetonka
19: New Orleans, Louisiana
20: On top of the World Tree Estate

Nico: Whoa! Looks like one of them is gonna be right on top of us. We'll have to split up into 20 groups to go to each one. J.D. you and Eli will go to the one that's going to land here.

Me: Right.

In the Estate Park, Me, Eli, Lola Bunny and Optimus Primal were there to activate the protoform.

Me: There it is. Planetfall was successful.

Eli: Wow. Very safe landing.

We went over to the pod and I pressed a button.

Me: Okay. Activate protoform and begin DNA Scanning Sequence.

Computer: DNA Sequencers online. Scanning for Compatible lifeforms.

An energy scanning field appeared and it scanned a Windrunner bird in the park.

Me: It scanned a Windrunner Bird.

Eli: Wow.

Me: Here we go.

Then the protoform activated and then in a massive flash of light it came out and She was magnificent.

Lola Bunny: Hi! Welcome to Earth!

Me: Greetings to you. I am J.D. Knudson, Second in command of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Optimus Primal: And I'm Optimus Primal, Leader of the Maximals.

Windrunner: Greetings to you all. I am Windrunner. It's an honor to be here. Windrunner, MAXIMIZE!

She transformed and she was beautiful.

Me: Wow! It's awesome to meet you Windrunner. You chose one of my favorite futuristic birds as your Beast Mode. That was a great form you picked.

Windrunner: Thank you J.D.

In the Himalayas, Nico, Varie, Laney and Astrotrain found the Stasis Pod at the foot of Mount Everest.

Nico: Wow at the very foot of Mount Everest.

Nico went up to the pod and opened the computer and activated it.

Nico: Here we go.

The DNA Scanners scanned a dove. Beautiful bird choice.

Then in a flash of light it activated and then a beautiful dove came out.

Nico: Oh wow!

Astrotrain: Are you a Predacon?

Peacemaker: No. I'm a Maximal. My name is Peacemaker. And you all are?

Nico: Nicolas Chan, leader of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Peacemaker: An honor to meet you. (See's Astrotrain) A Decepticon! Peacemaker, MAXIMIZE!

She transformed!

Nico: WHOA!

Varie: Wow! Beautiful.

Nico: Peacemaker it's all right. The Decepticons are no longer at war on Cybertron. The war is over.

Nico showed his Leadership Medal.

Nico: The war is over and I'm leading the Decepticons on the Road to Redemption. It's a long story.

Peacemaker: I see. I have a lot to learn about.

We later went back to the Estate and we got our new recruits there.

Springer: Now, I know you guys were expecting to participate in the war. I'm sorry to say that you guys came too late.

Turtlefire: It's all right. But as long as we get to help you guys we're cool with it.

Beast Wars Skullcruncher: That's right. We'll get along just fine.

Beast Wars Weirdwolf: We're with you all the way.

Rattrap: I normal wouldn't trust you Weirdwolf but yeah. (Sighs) We're all gonna die.

Nico: Shut up Rattrap.

Tussle Sprout: (to Sydney) I don't mean to sound racist. But did you notice that Ultimate Alliance Nick Fury wasn't African American like ours?

Sydney: I did and I accept that.

Me: Me too.

Nico: Yeah. Did you happen to run into Penance yet?

Me: Robbie Baldwin A.K.A. Penance? Not yet. But if we do we'll let you know.

Nico: Anyway it's time for our mission. We got word that Billy is in trouble.

Me: What has he done this time?

Nico: Well… He has been having a brutal level of bad luck.

Nico told us that lots of things have been happening to him over the last couple of hours. He got mauled by prairie dogs, a fridge fell on him, his video game system exploded in his face and his report card got destroyed.

Me: Jeez!

Eli: Ouch! That must not have been good.

Nico: Yeah and his mother hurt his back.

Me: I don't usually believe in all that superstition bullshit but we better go check it out.

Spiny (Beast Wars): Something bad must be happening to him.

Then Grundy, David Cain, Manta Bayarsh, Black Knight Ghost, Hydros, MetalSeadramon, Beautiful Gorgeous, Touch & Go, and Girder appeared.

Grundy: Can Grundy, David Cain, Manta Bayarsh, Black Knight Ghost, Hydros, MetalSeadramon, Beautiful Gorgeous, Touch & Go, and Girder go with you guys?

Nico: You all sure can.

Black Knight Ghost: (Sees the new Maximals and Predacons) Whoa! Are they new Maximals and Predacons?

Nico: Yep. Huge armada of Stasis Pods landed in 20 parts of the world.

Me: It's true.

Manta Bayarsh: Wow that is cool!

Long Haul: Look, I know that you need time to get used to us being good. But trust me. Me and my fellow Decepticons are not causing trouble here. At all.

Nico: That's right and it's because I'm now their new leader. A lot of things have happened. The war with the Autobots and Decepticons is over thanks to us and I was officially elected as their leader almost 3 years ago. Mostly because we destroyed Unicron.

Turtlefire: You all destroyed Unicron!?

Midewipe (Beast Wars): But that's impossible!

Nico: I assure you it isn't. Unicron has been destroyed for good.

Lori Jimenez: It's true.

Nico: That was an awesome and epic battle.

Nico told them everything about what happened in Chapter 691 and it was awesome. When he was done they were amazed.

Peacemaker: Wow! That is incredible.

Storm Cloud: It sure is. You have my congratulations.

Me: Thanks. That was a great battle.

Crumplezone (Beast Wars): That is amazing!

Nico: Yep.

David Cain: By the way, Nico, which Gene Slammer do you think you'll meet on your next rescue?

Nico: Asking that early already. Hmm. I'm hoping to meet a Nemuina Gene-Slammer next.

Ben: One of Pesky Dust's kind. That will be awesome.

Maria: And so cute.

Nico: (Laughs) Yeah. Anyway lets head out.

We were off to the Endsville sector.


ENDSVILLE ZONE


In the Endsville Sector we were walking around.

Blaster Tron: Scanning for any trace of unusual activity.

Nico: Keep your eyes peeled.

They got to Billy's house and everything looked normal.

Nico: Everything looks all right.

They went in.

Nico: Hello?

Billy: Hey guys!

CRASH!

Billy got hit on the head with a chunk of ceiling!

Nico: OOH!

We went over and looked him over.

Mr. Touch: Something on your mind, Sydney?

Sydney: Ultimate Alliance Tony said Von Bardas mentioned something.

Mr. Go: And that is?

Sydney: That our attack on Latveria wasn't sanctioned.

Maria: Look, maybe she was telling the truth. Maybe she wasn't. But either way, she was the one selling weapons to the Tinkerer. I'd call that abusing her position of Latveria's prime minister.

Me: I agree with you there Maria. What she was doing was terrible and if that doesn't spell Treason then nothing will.

Maria: Yeah.

The floor then cracked and Billy fell through a hole and crashed into the basement!

CRASH!

Nico: Geez! What is wrong with that kid.

Grim: (Jamaican accent) Billy is having a really bad case of bad luck mon.

Nico: No kidding.

Strike Man: (to Sydney) Sure, there might be consequences of that attack on Latveria. But that's why J.D.'s coming with you. To make lessen said consequences.

Sydney: That's true.

Me: I'm ready for anything.

Nico: Good.

Billy came back.

Manta Bayarsh: Hey, Billy. You ok?

Billy: DO I LOOK OKAY TO YOU!?

Then he stepped on Milkshake's tail and he slashed and cut him all over the place with his claws in a tornado of fury.

Billy: MILKSHAKES! NO!

He was really getting slashed all over!

SMASH!

He flew out the window and landed in the pool.

SPLASH!

Nico: GEEZ!

Quake Woman: Proud of yourself, Milkshake?

Me: Bad kitty.

Fluttershy picked up Milkshakes.

But then…

ZAP!

Billy got struck by Lightning!

ZAP!

Then he got hit by lightning again!

Billy: That's twice. What's the chances?

ZAP ZAP ZAPZAPZAPZAPZAPZAPZAPZAPZAPZAPZAP!

Billy got hit many times with lightning all at once!

Nico: HOLY MOTHER OF SHIT AND SALT!

Black Knight Ghost: Fluttershy, permission to punish Milkshake granted!

Nico: Stand down Black Knight. Right now we got more important things to worry about like what's wrong with Billy and why he's getting hurt like this from Bad Luck.

Mandy: Maybe he caught something.

Me: Hmm.

Grim pulled out a Star Trek Tricorder and analyzed him.

Grim: Just as I suspected. His brain is caught in a bad juju vortex and his good luck matrix is in the red. This can only mean one thing: CATASTROPHE SNAIL!

Nico: Catastrophe Snail?

Me: What the fuck is a Catastrophe Snail?

Threatpack: Wait. Is that a Star Trek Tricorder?

Grim: Yep.

Nico: Focus guys.

Mandy: How did it get into his head?

Grim: It must've been in that restaurant when Billy spilled the salt. I told him to throw salt over his shoulder to prevent bad luck. (Scene transits to a flashback) But Billy panicked. He reached for the salt but he grabbed the pepper. That's when the snail must've appeared on Billy's shoulder. Salt would have fizzled that slime ball. But Billy threw pepper.

The snail sneezed.

Grim: By this time the whole place is sneezing. And so that snail slipped right into Billy's ear with nobody noticing a thing. Once a Catastrophe Snail gets in your head, he plugs his shell right into your brain. And once he's plugged in mon, he'd be reprogramming your mind to have nothing but BAD LUCK only! Dig it?

Catastrophe Snail: I love my job.

He pressed a button and Billy's head on the computer exploded.

FLASHBACK ENDS

Nico: Holy shit!

Me: I am not going to touch that ugly piece of escargot with a ten foot pole.

Poromon: I'll eat it.

Hydros: How about Billy spends some time with us? Maybe our powers can shake off the bad luck influence.

Grim: It's not that simple mon. In order for Billy to be cured we have to pull out that snail.

Eli: Maybe I can electrocute that snail.

Me: Mandy, Grim, didn't that snail plague you all before?

Grim: Yes it did mon.

Nico: How did you all face it before?

Mandy: We gave Billy a Wet Willie.

Billy: EW!

Nico: Tell us all about it.

She did so.


While eating at a restaurant, Billy accidentally spills some salt, which Grim warns if he doesn't throw some over his left shoulder that bad luck will start to happen to him. After being kicked out of a restaurant after one of Billy's stupid antics involving pepper and sneezing people, Billy begins to have an unusual amount of bad luck over and over, but Grim finds the answer: a Catastrophe Snail is inside Billy's head. Mandy asks how the Catastrophe Snail got into Billy's head, and Grim comes to the conclusion that it happened at the restaurant when Billy spilled the salt. Grim told Billy to throw salt over his shoulder to prevent bad luck, but Billy panicked. He reached out to grab the salt, but he grabbed the pepper by mistake, thinking it was salt, and threw it over his shoulder. At the same time, the Catastrophe Snail was crawling up Billy's shoulder and once the other customers were sneezing, the snail crawled into Billy's ear and towards Billy's brain. Once he plugged his shell into Billy's brain, he programmed Billy's mind to have nothing but bad luck.

Fearing that the snail is messing up his head, Billy runs into his room while Mandy and Grim conspire to remove the snail from Billy's brain. Billy escapes from his room and climbs up a tree, where he gets stung by a thousand bees and savage dogs bark at him below. Grim threatens Billy with a wet-willy if he doesn't come down, and once Billy falls, Grim levitates Billy into the house where Mandy and Grim tie up Billy in a chair while Grim administers the wet-willy and removes the snail from his brain. The snail hisses and jumps onto Mandy's face, but Mandy, furious, plucks the snail off her face and throws the snail at the wall where Grim roasts the snail with his scythe before eating it (much to Mandy's disgust).

They untie Billy and Billy walks into the door. Billy panics that he still has bad luck, but Grim tells him that Billy is just stupid. And everyone, except Mandy, walk out, laughing.


When she was done we were shocked.

Nico: Gross but weird and funny.

Eli: But we got to get it out.

Aylene C.: One problem. Billy is gone!

We saw that he's gone.

William: Shouldn't be that hard to keep Billy in our sights.

Maria: What makes you say that, babe?

William: (gestures to all the destruction caused) Just follow the trail of destruction.

Me: Geez! Hard to imagine a snail like that can cause that much damage!

Nico: If we don't stop that snail the entire town will kill him.

G1 Vortex: How about I follow Billy in my vehicle mode so he doesn't get in trouble?

Nico: Go for it.

Me: Windrunner you better go with him just to be safe.

Windrunner: Right!

They flew off.

Beautiful Gorgeous: Okay, Fluttershy. NOW you can punish Milkshake for scratching Billy.

Fluttershy: Okay. (Uses her stare on Milkshakes)

(WARBLING NOISE)

Milkshakes was sad and remorseful.

Fluttershy: Just don't do it again okay.

Milkshakes meowed.

Nico: Good. Now lets go find Billy.

Carly Atlas: First, we should go to that restaurant and pay for all the damages.

Nico: Right. Vortex and Windrunner will watch for Billy.

We were off to the restaurant. We then arrived at a restaurant called the Greased Pig.

Me: The Greased Pig? That's a silly name.

Nico: It's a 1950's style diner.

We went in.

Me: Nice place. My dad would like coming here to eat.

MetalSeadramon: On behalf of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, we'd like to apologize for what was caused earlier today.

Waiter: Thank you. But it was that Halfwit's fault.

Nico: Billy you mean. He can't help it. He is a brainless moron.

Eli: Yeah he has a brain as tiny as a flea.

Laney: Yeah.

Finn: (Jackie Chan) Why don't we pay for the damages caused here?

Me: Looks like nothing was broken. Except for some dishes.

Nico: Yeah.

Me: I got this.

I snapped my fingers and fixed the whole place up as if nothing was broken at all.

Me: And for good measure.

I pulled out my checkbook and wrote them a check for $300,000,000.00 and gave it to them.

Manager: Thank you so much J.D.

Me: No problem.

Eli: It was the least we can do.

Xigbar: Okay. Either Lana or Lynn should give Billy the Wet Willie.

Nico: Good idea.

Lana: I'll do it.

Lynn: And I'll hold him down.

Nico: Good.

Windrunner: (On the radio) Windrunner to Nico do you copy?

Nico: Nico here.

Windrunner: We located Billy. He's in Grid Sigma of the City Sector.

Nico: We're on our way.

We were off.

We arrived and we saw Billy. Lana and Lynn were holding him.

Dusk: As soon as that snail's out of Billy, we do our entrance.

Nico: Right.

Lynn was holding Billy in a hold.

Billy: GO AHEAD! TORTURE ME, TAKE MY ALLOWANCE, KILL ME! YOU'LL NEVER GET ME TO SING!

Lana: Sorry Billy but it's for your own good!

She licked her finger and stuck it into Billy's ear and her spit flew through him into his brain and it formed into a hand and then it grabbed the snail and pulled it out of him.

Lana: Got it!

Then the spirits of the Medieval warriors came out and swirled around Lana and then converged and then…

KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion blasted out and then a phoenix cry was heard and then we came out.

Nico saw the little snail.

Nico: You have got to be kidding. That little snail is a Catastrophe Snail?

Grim: That's it mon.

The snail roared and went and stuck onto my face and then I pulled it off me and I grabbed it.

Me: Your luck has just run out snail breath!

I threw the snail and it hit a building.

We then saw the SNAIL GROW TO THE SIZE OF US!

Girder: Holy fuck! It just turned giant!

Nico: That is one huge snail!

Poromon: Now I really want to eat it!

Catastrophe Snail: You meddled with me for the last time!

Nico: Bring it on snail breath!

Then out came Kaos, El Oso, Tchang Zu, Vreedle Brothers, Carmen Dillo, INSTIGATOR, Duff Killigan, Dr. Starline, General Schwarz, Hades Beast Specter, King of Flan, The Steam Demon, Mr. Pig, Toucan Dan, Pimon & Tumbaa, Dr. Screwloose, Django, China White, The Cheese Monster, The Strawberry, Chocolate and Vanilla Technicolor Phantoms, The Star Creature, Pink Ranger Slayer, Weddinmon, Marcel, Leap Frog and Metal Sonic.

Nico: Holy cow! Kaos, El Oso, Tchang Zu, Vreedle Brothers, Carmen Dillo, INSTIGATOR, Duff Killigan, Dr. Starline, General Schwarz, Hades Beast Specter, King of Flan, The Steam Demon, Mr. Pig, Toucan Dan, Pimon & Tumbaa, Dr. Screwloose, Django, China White, The Cheese Monster, The Strawberry, Chocolate and Vanilla Technicolor Phantoms, The Star Creature, Pink Ranger Slayer, Weddinmon, Marcel, Leap Frog and Metal Sonic.

General Schwarz: Actually it's just Kaos, El Oso, Tchang Zu, Vreedle Brothers, Carmen Dillo, INSTIGATOR, Duff Killigan, me, Leap Frog and Metal Sonic.

Kaos: So these are the new Cybertronians?

Maria: They sure are.

El Oso: I hope one of them has a bear mode.

Tchang Zu: They're good addition either way.

Duff Killigan: (to Nico) (Scottish Accent) We heard you faced Mr. Hyde again.

Nico: Yep.

INSTIGATOR: Did you kill him?

Nico: Nope. The court system did that.

?: Good riddance.

A figure came out and it was BREZ ARENISHKA from episodes 9 and 10 of LupinRangers VS PatRangers!


Brez Arenishka is a deer-themed Gangler Monster and the main antagonist of episode 9 and 10 of 2018 TV series called Kaitou Sentai Lupinranger VS Keisatsu Sentai Patranger. He is also equipped with a battery-like treasure called L'Orage électrique.

He was voiced by Takashi Shigematsu.

Brez Arenishka made his first appearance when he'd attack Ema Goldeen because she has a Scissors & Plane dial fighter that she'd wore like a necklace. As he'd battle Lupin Red he'd sent the Pordermen to get the jewel from Mrs. Goldeen, however both Lupin Blue and Lupin Yellow showed up and kept Brez Arenishka busy while the leader goes after the Pordermen. After the intro Brez was still battling the duo before the police showed up, so he fired the electricity at them, but he'd got the Pordermen by mistake, but he'd got away.

Brez is then at his hideout watching the news about a exhibition of Mrs. Goldeen's jewelry collection and letting Destra Majjo a heads up.

During the exhibition Brez managed to steal the jewelry, but turns out to be a trap so he'd battled the police and the two thieves. The battle was then taken outside and Brez is still firing out the electricity, however before the duo get a chance Patren1gou "destroyed" Brez with the treasure inside.

The real Brez made his second appearance as he was heading towards the factory to meet up Zamigo Delma. However, he was then attacked by the arrival of the police and the thieves. Now during the fight when Lupin Blue was about to use his dial fighter on Brez's safe he'd manage to duplicate himself to prevent that and he was about to due it again, but thanks to Lupin Blue he tied Brez up as Lupin Yellow managed to get into his safe (which his password is 3-8-8) and got L'Orage électrique (which translate as "Electrical Storm") battery in the nick of time before he was actually taken out by the police.

However, thanks to Goche Ru Medou she'd managed to enlarge Brez Arenishka as he would battle Lupin Kaiser equipped with the Scissor & Blade Dial fighter. Both the real and his clones were then destroyed regardless.


Kairi Yano: Brez Arenishka!

Brez Arenishka: Been a while rangers.

Me: I remember you! You attacked Ema Goldeen to get a jewel from her.

Brez Arenishka: Good memory on you.

Nico: Yep.

William: To be honest, your natural ability was something we didn't expect.

Brez Arenishka: Sorry about that. But this time, my treasure shuold be out first.

Nico: Yeah it will.

Kaos: We also have new recruits. Come out guys!

[Suddenly, sounds are heard from behind us. We looks up to see Mucky Eddy, holding a wrench and making odd noises.]

Rolf: "Mucky Boys!"

Jimmy: "AAAH!"

[Mucky Ed pops out of a dirt pile. Everybody in the cul-de-sac is frightened witless. Mucky Edd then pops out.]

Me: The Mucky Boys! Wow! You decided to have them join you.

Kaos: We sure did. As Maria Robotnik's archenemy.

Maria Robotnik: AWESOME!

Eli: Way to go Maria! This is gonna be awesome!

We got the usual battles underway.


Twilight Sparkle, Luster Dawn, Sunny Starscout, Magic Skylanders, Tussle Sprout and Golden Queen VS Kaos - Nico's rescue


Kaos was first.

Kaos: (to Twilight) I hope Nico had fun in his rescue. Is it true that he also saw purple lightning there?

Twilight Sparkle: He sure did and it was coming from his friend Francine that was turned into Transylian.

Luster Dawn: Her lightning powers are amazing and they really are powerful.

Sunny Starscout: Boy they sure are. I think it's really something.

Spyro: You got that right Sunny.

Kaos: Indeed. Lets get it on for I, KAOS, command it!

They fired waves of magic and smashed him down.

Twilight Sparkle: That was amazing!


Pinkie Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Hook and Long Haul VS INSTIGATOR - Lincoln's rescue


INSTIGATOR was next.

INSTIGATOR: (to Pinkie Pie) I heard Lincoln's rescue was in Jump City. How was it?

Pinkie Pie: It was really great and I thought it was amazing how they reminded Tara who she was.

Featherweight: Also Fiona transformed there.

Sprocket: She sure did and she really was awesome.

INSTIGATOR: That is awesome. Lets do it!

They fired waves of lightning, gears, metal and energy and smashed him down.

Pinkie Pie: BEST USUAL BATTLE EVER!


Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Blaster Tron and Sasha VS The Vreedle Brothers - Meeting a Red Dragon Archfiend Gene-Slammer


The Vreedle Brothers were next.

Octagon: (to Applejack) I heard you guys met a Red Dragon Archfiend Gene-Slammer. What's her name?

Applejack: You would like her. Her name is Yuriko Yamaguchi and she's from Japan.

Apple Bloom: She is a really awesome friend to Lincoln and she saved Lincoln from being stabbed by Lynn.

The brothers gasped.

Rhomboid: What happened?

Apple Bloom: It was scary. It happened long ago, you see, Yuriko was out for a jog through Franklin Avenue. But, then, she heard a loud scream coming from The Loud House and there was no mistaking just who that scream belonged to: Lincoln. She rushed into the house, and she heard the scream was coming from the kitchen, and she found out that Lynn slashed Lincoln in the palm of his hand with a knife in a horrible fit of rage. Apparently, Lynn and her team lost a baseball game to Hazeltucky, and she got into an argument with Lincoln, and Lincoln got so mad, he let out the two words "sore loser" which set Lynn off, and she took a knife and was about to stab Lincoln. He then got slashed on the palm of his left hand, and he screamed and cried in pain, and blood was coming off the slash wound, and Lynn was about to kill him. When she saw what Lynn did, Yuriko had to stop her or she was going to kill Lincoln. She gave her a good kick to the stomach, knocking the wind out of her, and she dropped the knife. As soon as the other sisters came, they saw what Lynn did to Lincoln, and Lori tied Lynn up to a chair and with nylon rope, and she tended to Lincoln, and he was holding his now slashed left palm, and crying so badly. Yuriko asked Lori to get her to the hospital with Lincoln, while Mr. and Mrs. Loud were at home scolding Lynn for what she did. Lisa did say that what Lynn did to Lincoln was severe, and she was about to commit first-degree murder. The other sisters wanted to call the police on Lynn, but of course, that would mean that Lynn would go to prison forever. Instead, Mr. and Mrs. Loud signed Lynn up for The Scared Straight Program, and it showed Lynn what could happen, if she went through with killing her own brother. Lincoln had to go through surgery to get the slash to his left palm stitched up, and he had to spend a few weeks in the hospital. But, she was there for him, and so was Lori.

They were shocked!

Octagon: That is crazy! Yuriko is a true guardian angel for Lincoln.

Flashwing: Lincoln showed us the scar on his palm and it was nasty.

Sasha: Boy it sure was! It was terrible.

Rhomboid: No kidding. Lets do it!

They fired waves of rock, earth, crystal and apples and smashed them down.

Applejack: YEEHAW! That was great!


Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Strike Man with Nitro Man VS Duff Killigan - Tara losing her memory after she was resurrected


Duff Killigan was next.

Duff Killigan: (to Rarity) Hard to believe Tara lost her memory after she was resurrected. (confused) Um... how exactly did that happen again?

Rarity: We don't really know how that happened but it might have something to do with what happened after Trigon was destroyed.

Sweetie Belle: I think it was after Tara sacrificed herself. She was put into Limbo. Maybe.

Gill Grunt: That could be it. But it's a big mystery.

Duff Killigan: Aye. Lets do it!

They fired waves of water, ice and jewels and smashed him down.

Rarity: Rapture darling that was grand!


Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Life Skylanders, Quake Woman and Princess Luna VS Carmen Dillo - Poor Billy going through all that bad luck


Carmen Dillo was next.

Carmen Dillo: (to Fluttershy) Poor Billy went through all that bad luck. Good thing you guys are willing to pay for the damages.

Fluttershy: That was terrible. And I thought Eddy going through all that trouble with the Cursed Telephone of Doom was terrible.

Tornado Bolt: Yeah that was crazy!

Stealth Elf: But Billy's bad luck because of that snail was worse.

Carmen Dillo: I've never been a big believer of all that superstition crud. Lets do it!

They fired waves of leaves, flowers and grass and smashed him down.

Fluttershy: That was fun.


Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Threatpack and Cross Crow VS El Oso - How a Snail can cause so much pain


El Oso was next.

El Oso: (to Sunset Shimmer) (Spanish Accent) Hard to believe one snail can cause so much pain. I hope Poromon DOES eat him!

Sunset Shimmer: Boy no kidding! What that snail did was horrible.

Pipsqueak: (British Accent) Like J.D. said, I wouldn't eat a snail like that ever.

Sunburn: No kidding. The French may like Escargot but not me.

El Oso: Me neither amigos. I'm mostly into tacos and burritos. Lets get it on!

They fired waves of fire and smashed him down.

Sunset Shimmer: That was amazing!


Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Blast Off and G1 Vortex VS Tchang Zu - Crazy how Billy went through all that all because he spilled the salt


Tchang Zu the Demon Sorcerer of Thunder was next.

Tchang Zu: (to Rainbow Dash) It's crazy how Billy went through all that all. And all because he spilled salt.

Rainbow Dash: Yeah and I've never been one that believes in all things in Superstition.

Scootaloo: That was nuts!

Whirlwind: It sure was.

Tchang Zu: I don't believe in superstition either. Lets do it!

They fired waves of rainbows, wind and lightning and smashed him down.

Rainbow Dash: That was AWESOME!


Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Star Strike and RD Carol Pingrey VS Dr. Starline


Dr. Starline was next.

Dr. Starline: I heard it was Lincoln's Birthday today. Happy Birthday to him.

Starlight Glimmer: I'll be sure to tell him. He had a really fun party today.

Cozy Glow: He sure did and it was amazing.

Hex: Yeah it sure was.

Dr. Starline: I'm glad he had a lot of fun. Lets do it!

They fired waves of stars, magic and bones and smashed him down.

Starlight Glimmer: That was amazing!


Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Ink Rose, Moonlight Raven, Dark Skylanders, RD Lucy and Prizma VS Hades Beast Specter


Hades Beast Specter was next.

Hades Beast Specter: I can't believe that Lincoln and Lynn got into a horrible argument and Lynn snapped and stabbed him in the hand. That must've really been painful.

Princess Luna: Yeah it sure was. Lana got stabbed in the arm by lola and that really was painful.

Moondust: Ouch. That must've hurt.

Snowdrop: No kidding. Poor Lincoln.

Gari: Yeah no kidding. Ouch.

Ink Rose: Lincoln and the Louds have been through every kind of injury you can think of because they fight a lot.

Moonlight Raven: No kidding. Brutal and painful.

Blackout: They pretty much are accustomed to stuff like that.

Hades Beast Specter: That's true and they aren't called the Louds just for show. Lets do it!

They fired waves of darkness and smashed him down.

Princess Luna: A true victory of the night!


Princess Celestia, Amber Morning, Minuette, Twinkleshine, Lemon Hearts, Moondancer, Lyra Heartstrings, Sunset Shimmer, Twilight Sparkle, Light Skylanders, RD Luan and Sailor Venus VS King of Flan


King of Flan was next.

King of Flan: (Spanish Accent) Sydney must've gone on an amazing ambassador mission.

Princess Celestia: She sure did and she met the Ultimate Alliance Avengers.

Amber Morning: That is so awesome. This is gonna be an amazing adventure when we face them on April 19th.

Minuette: I'm really looking forward to that one.

Twinkleshine: I am too. There are so many amazing adventures that are gonna be so exciting to see in that one.

Lemon Hearts: I agree. I'm looking forward to this.

Moondancer: But it's all gonna be rewarded with patience.

Lyra Heartstrings: I can't wait to pulverize some bad guys.

Sunset Shimmer: That is gonna be awesome.

Twilight Sparkle: You got that right.

Spotlight: I can't wait either.

King of Flan: Si. Lets do it!

They fired waves of light and magic and smashed him down.

Princess Celestia: That was so awesome!


Minuette, Timon & Pumbaa and Liam VS Mr. Pig (Timon & Pumbaa)


Mr. Pig was next.

Mr. Pig: I'm happy that Lincoln had a great birthday.

Minuette: Me too. He had a great time.

Timon: He sure did and we had lots of bugs too.

Pumbaa: Mmm! We had lots of great bugs and meals.

Liam: Boy we sure did.

Mr. Pig: I'm glad. Lets dance! (FARTS)

They fired waves of energy and smashed him down.

Minuette: OH THAT WAS SO FUN!


Twinkleshine, Timon & Pumbaa and Luan VS Toucan Dan (Timon & Pumbaa)


Toucan Dan was next.

Twinkleshine: I have always been a huge admirer of the Toucan Bird because it''s one of my favorite birds.

Toucan Dan: I'm truly honored. I just wish we didn't have to fight.

Twinkleshine: I know.

Then the Tookie Tookie bird landed on her shoulder..

Tookie: Tookie Tookie.

Twinkleshine: George's friend Tookie is my friend too. He is awesome.

Timon: He sure is. Birds are just as cool as bugs.

Pumbaa: They sure are Timon.

Luan: There's no Bugs about it. (Laughs)

They laughedl

Toucan Dan: (Laughs) That was funny. Lets do it!

They fired waves of magic and smashed him down.

Twinkleshine: That was so fun and amazing!


Lemon Hearts, Timon & Pumbaa and Laney VS Pimon & Tumbaa


Pimon & Tumbaa were next.

Pimon: Hope you're ready to fight!

Lemon Hearts: Bring it on you overgrown liverspotted twinkie!

Timon: Yeah! You big ugly mook!

Pumbaa: Yeah! We'll smash you to pulp!

Laney: YEAH! You two give Warthogs and Meerkats everywhere a bad name!

They fired waves of magic and leaves and smashed them down.

Lemon Hearts: TAKE THAT!


Moondancer, Timon & Pumbaa and Lisa Loud VS Dr. Screwloose


Dr. Screwloose was next.

Dr. Screwloose: You ready for a really fun time?

Moondancer: You bet I am.

Timon: Bring it on you mook!

Pumbaa: Yeah we're ready!

Lisa Loud: We sure are.

They fired waves of magic and energy and smashed him down.

Moondancer: ALL RIGHT YEAH!


Lyra Heartstrings, El Tigre, Frida and Ronnie Anne VS Django


Django was next.

Django: (Spanish Accent) This party is gonna be fun.

Lyra Heartstrings: It most sure is gonna be fun amigo.

El Tigre: (Spanish Accent) Yeah it sure will!

Frida: (Spanish Accent) It's gonna be buena.

Ronnie Anne: Yeah it sure will be!

They fired waves of magic and fire and smashed him down.

Lyra Heartstrings: That was awesome!


Ink Rose, Brittney, Lucy, Bertrand, Haiku, Dante, Persephone, Morpheus, Boris, Konan and Carly Atlas VS General Schwarz - 20 Maximals and Predacons now


General Schwarz was next.

General Schwarz: (to Ink Rose) You guys have 20 new Maximals and Predacons now?! When did that happen?!

Ink Rose: Bunch of Stasis Pods appeared out of nowhere.

Brittney: Yeah that is so strange.

Lucy Loud: They just suddenly appeared somehow out of the blue.

Bertrand: It sure was most crazy.

Haiku: Yeah it sure was strange how they appeared like that.

Dante: Yean no kidding.

Morpheus: That is really freaky.

Boris: It sure is nuts.

Carly Atlas: No kidding there.

General Schwarz: It sure is crazy. Lets do it!

They fired waves of darkness and smashed him down.

Ink Rose: Darkness Falls!


Indigo Zap, Lightning Dust and RD Lincoln VS China White


China White was next.

China White: Hope you're ready for some fun.

Indigo Zap: I'm always up for a great challenge.

Lightning Dust: Boy you bet I am.

China White: Me too. Lets do it!

They fired waves of lightning and smashed her down.

Indigo Zap: That was AWESOME!


Lightning Dust, Rainbow Dash, Soarin, Buffo and his Worshipers, and Finn (Jackie Chan) VS Leap Frog - Awesome how Francine electrocuted Mr. Hyde


Leap Frog was next.

Leap Frog: (to Lightning Dust) It's awesome how Francine electrocuted Mr. Hyde. And in her human form!

Lightning Dust: That was really awesome. She now has full mastery over her powers thanks to Dr. Viktor.

Rainbow Dash: That is really awesome.

Soarin: It sure is and she can use awesome lightning powers with no problems.

Leap Frog: That was amazing. Lets do it!

They fired waves of lightning and rainbows and wind and smashed him down.

Lightning Dust: That brought forth the lightning!


Vapor Trail, Fire Man and Han the 5 Tails Jinchuriki VS The Steam Demon


The Steam Demon was next.

Steam Demon: This is gonna be good.

Vapor Trail: I'm always ready. Especially with everything that happened to Billy.

Steam Demon: Good. Lets do it!

They fired waves of energy and smashed him down.


Vinyl Scratch, Eli, C.C., Nunnally, Maria Robotnik, Hex Girls Luna, and Dusk VS Metal Sonic - Dr. Jekyll cured


Metal Sonic was next.

Metal Sonic: (to Vinyl) It's good that Dr. Jekyll is cured. Now, he just has to find a better job.

Vinyl Scratch: I agree. Something happened to him that gave him Mr. Hyde and it was terrible.

Eli: It's sad that all that happened to him.

C.C.: No kidding.

Nunnally: Yeah he needed Mr. Hyde separated from him or more people were going to die.

Maria Robotnik: And thank goodness Nico and Francine and Haiku stopped him.

Metal Sonic: Thank goodness. Lets do it!

They fired waves of music and energy and smashed him down.

Vinyl Scratch threw up the goats.


Apple Bloom, Kerchak (Tarzan 1999) and Penelope (Family Guy) VS Frozen Fright


Frozen Fright was next.

Frozen Fright: This has been a crazy day for us.

Apple Bloom: Yeah it sure has been crazy.

The group fired waves of apples and energy and smashed him down.


Sweetie Belle, Anastasia (Cinderella) and Coco Pommel VS Thunder Terror


Thunder Terror was next.

Thunder Terror: Billy really got mangled up because of that snail.

Sweetie Belle: Yeah he sure did. That snail really smashed him up.

They fired waves of magic and energy and smashed him down.


Scootaloo, Kendra Daniels and Cozy Glow VS Magma Gloom


Magma Gloom was next.

Magma Gloom: Nico's rescue really was a cool one.

Scootaloo: It sure was. Hard to imagine that Dr. Jekyll was like that.

Magma Gloom: No kidding.

They fired waves of lightning and fire and smashed him down.


Diamond Tiara, Slinkman and Carly Atlas VS Toxic Horror


Toxic Horror was next.

Toxic Horror: If Lynn didn't have her dark side removed, I think the worst possible outcome would have been she would be in prison or she would be sent to a nuthouse for mental instability.

Diamond Tiara: That is a possibility.

They fired waves of energy and jewels and smashed him down.


Silver Spoon, Magma Man and RD Lori VS Louie PoisonSea


Louie PoisonSea was next.

Louie PoisonSea: I can't believe that Lynn's love of sports was making her like that. I think she was becoming Mentally Unstable because of it.

Silver Spoon: That could be it.

They fired waves of magic and lava and smashed him down.


Autumn Blaze, RD Lori and Kujaku (Naruto) VS The Strawberry, Vanilla and Chocolate Technicolor Phantoms


The Technicolor Phantoms were next.

Strawberry Phantom: Lynn learned a big lesson from all this we hope.

Autumn Blaze: I hope she did too.

Vanilla Phantom: Yeah me too.

Chocolate Phantom: Me too.

They fired waves of fire and wind and smashed them down.


Firecracker Burst, Scrappy Doo and RD Lisa VS The Star Creature


The Star Creature was next.

Star Creature: Thank goodness no one was hurt at that restaurant.

Firecracker Burst: That is a good thing.

They fired waves of fire and smashed him down.


Derpy Hooves, RD Leni and the Ghosts of Abraham Lincoln & George Washington VS The Cheese Monster


The Cheese Monster was next.

Cheese Monster: Crazy how Billy got smashed all over from that snail.

Derpy Hooves: Yeah that is crazy.

They fired waves of energy and smashed him down.


Fiona Hernandez the Uria, Lord of Searing Flames Gene-Slammer, Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon, RD Lola and Misty Tredwell VS Kimberly Ann Hart the Pink Ranger Slayer


Pink Ranger Slayer was next.

Pink Ranger Slayer: I heard you all faced General Immortus in Lincoln's rescue and you got an amazing transformation.

Fiona Hernandez: I sure did and it was so awesome and powerful. Want to see it?

Pink Ranger Slayer: You bet I do.

Fiona Hernandez: Here we go.

Fiona then transformed into her SUPER ANGEL INFINITY CRIMSON RED SEARING FLAME DRAGON ANGEL OF SEARING HEAT JUSTICE AND FIERY LOVE FORM!

Fiona Hernandez: What do you think?

Pink Ranger Slayer: That is incredible! Wow! General Immortus had no idea what he was up against. Your new transformation completely overwhelmed him.

Fiona Hernandez: Yeah he had no idea what he was up against. When he saw me in this form he was completely outclassed and he knew that he was done for. The Brotherhood of Evil is now completely destroyed and is nothing more than a forgotten memory.

Pink Ranger Slayer: Wow! Good riddance to bad rubbish.

Apple Bloom: Yeah they deserved to be completely destroyed for everything they did.

Sweetie Belle: Yeah! You mess with the Teen Titans and you mess with us!

Scootaloo: Now the Brotherhood of Evil will never terrorize the world again.

Diamond Tiara: That is for sure.

Silver Spoon: Thank goodness they will never return.

Misty Tredwell: Yeah no kidding. But man Fiona your transformation is amazing. Wow! The heat coming from your aura is unbelievable.

Fiona Hernandez: Yeah you can get a wicked heat rash from it. But watch this one.

Fiona then fired a powerful fireball and it hit a bunch of garbage bags and exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!

The explosion lit the bags of garbage ablaze in an instant and incinerated them.

RD Lola: WHOA! That was powerful!

Pink Ranger Slayer: Wow! That was so cool!

Fiona Hernandez: (Powers Down) That was pretty awesome.

Pink Ranger Slayer: Yep. Lets do it!

They fired waves of fire and energy and smashed her down.

Fiona Hernandez: FIRE WINS!

Cutie Mark Crusaders: CUTIE MARK CRUSADER VICTORY! YAY!


Marie Hernandez the Gene-Slammer of Hamon, Lord of Striking Thunder, Frozen Fright, Thunder Terror, Magma Gloom, Toxic Horror, Louie PoisonSea, RD Lincoln and Elena VS Weddinmon


Weddinmon was next.

Weddinmon: I heard you all took down Bagra and his entire army 2 days ago. You all have my congratulations.

Marie Hernandez: Yeah we sure did and that was so awesome.

Frozen Fright: J.D.'s strategy really worked well.

Thunder Terror: Yeah it sure did. Thanks to everyone minimizing their forces we had the Bagra Army up against the ropes.

Magma Gloom: Bagra never even knew what he was up against.

Toxic Horror: That was so awesome.

Louie PoisonSea: Yep and he deserved it.

Weddinmon: Awesome. Well done to all of you. Lets do it!

They fired waves of lightning and elements and smashed her down.

Marie Hernandez: LIGHTNING WINS!

Fearful Five: FEARFUL FIVE WINS!


Nicole Hernandez the Raviel, Lord of Phantasms Gene-Slammer, Star Swirl the Bearded, Rockhoof, Somnambula, Mistmane, Flash Magnus, Mage Meadowbrook, Gusty the Great, Clover the Clever, RD Lucy and Carly Atlas VS Marcel Bonaparte


Marcel was next.

Marcel: I've never been one of the people that are superstitious but man Billy had a terrible number done on him.

Nicole Hernandez: You're not kidding there! He really got mangled six ways till Sunday!

Star Swirl: Yeah he sure did.

Rockhoof: (Scottish Accent) Poor lad really got hurt.

Somnambula: (Egyptian Accent) You should have seen what happened to him.

Mistmane: He got mauled by Prairie Dogs, had the fridge dropped on him, his milk turned horrible, he got splashed by the bus from a mud puddle, his report card burned up, the TV blew up in his face, a chunk of the ceiling fell on him, he fell through the floor, he stepped on Milkshakes' tail and got slashed all over the place and he got struck by lightning 35 times all at once!

Marcel: HOLY CRAP! That snail REALLY messed him up!

Flash Magnus: That is a total understatement!

Mage Meadowbrook: Yeah he was really ripped apart from that snail!

Gusty: It was awful.

Clover the Clever: Billy's gonna be in a full body cast for a long time.

Carly Atlas: Yeah he sure is.

Marcel: Geez! Lets do it!

They fired waves of darkness and elements and smashed him down.

Nicole Hernandez: DARKNESS FALLS!

Star Swirl: That was great!


Maria Robotnik, Lana Loud, Eli and C.C. VS The Mucky Boys


The Mucky Boys were next.

Maria Robotnik: This is gonna be awesome.

Lana: You bet it will be.

Eli: Lets tear apart these Mucky Dorks!

C.C.: Yeah this will be good!

Mucky Eddy: [jumping onto Mucky Ed's back and riding him like a horse] "Ach gahte!"

Mucky Ed and Eddy: "Mucky Mucky Mucky Mucky!"

They charged and the group fired waves of light and ice and lightning and smashed them down.


LupinRangers & PatRangers, Megaforce Rangers, Nico, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Maria Robotnik and Laney VS Brez Arenishka


Brez Arenishka was next.

Nico: This is gonna be awesome.

LupinRangers: KAISOU CHANGE!

PatRangers: KEISOU CHANGE!

They transformed!

Kairi Yano: (SNAPS FINGERS) LUPIN RED!

Touma: (SNAPS FINGERS) LUPIN BLUE!

Umiko: (SNAPS FINGERS) LUPIN YELLOW!

LupinRangers: PHANTOM THIEVES OF JUSTICE! LUPINRANGERS!

Keiichiro: PAT1!

Sakuya: PAT2!

Tsukasa: PAT3!

PatRangers: INTERSTELLAR PROTECTORS OF PEACE! PATRANGERS!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready!

Keiichiro: In the name of the GSPO, We're taking you down by force!

Kairi Yano: Here's an advanced notice: We're taking your treasure.

Nico: And we're going to kick your big ugly ass!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! LUPINRANGERS & PATRANGERS!

Troy, Noah and Gia turned into the LupinRangers and Jake, Orion and Emma turned into the PatRangers.

Nico: Lets get him!

Nico fired a powerful blast of lightning and electrocuted him all over and stunned him and then Nico teleported and opened Bren's safe and in it was a bunch of spellbooks called the Defenders of The Mermaid's Secrets, they're large aqua blue leather-bound spellbooks with a mermaid holding an aqua blue gem on the cover's center, and in the pages are special water-based spells which can heal those badly injured, cast healing rains, summon floods to drown the villains, and all sorts of awesome aquatic action. Once in hand, they'll get a massive power and energy increase.

Nico teleported back with the books.

Nico: Lets get him!

Rangers: LUPIN/KEISOU STRIKE!

They fired waves of energy and elements and the blasts all hit Bren and he exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

Bren was dead and all that was left of him was his mangled and burned safe.

Nico: Bren Arenishka you have failed this city!

PatRangers: Mission Complete!

LupinRangers: With that we bid you one final Adieu.

Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.


The usual battles were done and we regrouped.

Nico: Time to turn this ugly snail into dinner!

Jake Holling: Good thing the snail's not too big!

Nico: That is a good thing. But it's time to slurp this snail!

Timon: I'm hungry for it!

Pumbaa: A snail that's slurped is a good dinner for me!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! GOGGLE V!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Goggle V Rangers from 1982!

We went at the Catastrophe Snail and pulverized, blasted and smashed it all over the place.

POW BLAM SMASH WHAP WHAM WHOMP CHOMP SMACK POINK TOING ZOINK ZONK THOTH BAP!

Springer, Lola Bunny, Astrotrain and Sunset Shimmer used the Earth, Decepticon and Equestria Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Springer's Wind Funnel Laser, Astrotrain's ionic displacer rifle and Lola and Sunset's powers 100-fold.

Springer and Lola Bunny: ATOMIC BUNNY BLAST!

They fired waves of energy.

Astrotrain and Sunset Shimmer: FIRESTORM ION BURST!

They fired waves of fire and energy.

Xigbar and Erza: STAR SWORD BLADEDANCE!

They fired waves of stars.

Grundy and Tristen: DEAD CYBER BLAST!

They fired waves of darkness and energy.

David Cain and Palutena: LIGHT OF THE MILITARY BLAST!

They fired waves of light.

Manta Bayarsh and Taylor: MANTA FLAME BURST!

They fired waves of fire.

Black Knight Ghost and Red She Hulk: MEDIEVAL KNIGHT THUNDERSTRIKE!

They fired waves of lightning.

Hydros and Azulongmon: SOVEREIGN TITAN ICE BLAST!

They fired waves of ice and lightning.

MetalSeadramon and Noah: RIVER OF MEGA POWER!

They fired a massive energy blast.

Beautiful Gorgeous and Rita: LIGHTNING SPY BLAST!

They fired a massive blast of lightning.

Touch & Go and Tyler Bowman: SUPERNOOB CYBER BLAST!

They fired waves of energy.

Girder and Roach: METALLIC FLIGHT BURST!

They fired energy blasts.

Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, and Mandy: UNDEAD SUPERBLAST SURPREME!

They fired waves of bones, stars and darkness.

Francine Lorrington, Billy, Mandy, Grim, Brittney and Lucy: DARKNESS UNDEAD SUPERBLAST!

They fired waves of darkness and energy.

Lincoln: GOOD LUCK ELEMENT STYLE: TURTLE!

Gluko: GOOD LUCK LIGHTNING STYLE: HORSESHOES!

Batch: GOOD LUCK WIND STYLE: SPARROW!

Entrapta: GOOD LUCK LIGHTNING STYLE: LUCKY 7!

Frosta: GOOD LUCK ICE STYLE: CRESCENT!

Perfuma: GOOD LUCK NATURE STYLE: ELEPHANTS!

Menat: GOOD LUCK STAR STYLE: SHOOTING STARS!

Yuna: GOOD LUCK WATER STYLE: DOLPHIN!

Fuu: GOOD LUCK NATURE STYLE: LADYBUGS!

Ajna: GOOD LUCK NATURE STYLE: RABBIT'S FOOT!

R. Mika: GOOD LUCK LIGHT STYLE: RAINBOW!

Nanami: GOOD LUCK WATER STYLE: FROGS!

They fired waves of elements and they formed into said good luck charms.

Lincoln and his harem: GOOD LUCK FINAL SMASH: LUCKY 7 HADOUKEN BARRAGE!

They fired a barrage of Hadoukens powered by the symbols of good luck and the blasts all hit the Catastrophe Snail and exploded!

MASSIVE EXPLOSION!

He was back to normal size and burned all over.

Poromon then ate the Catastrophe Snail!

Rhomboid: Satisfied with your meal, Poromon?

Poromon: (burps) I sure am!

Nico: Cest Magnifique!

Carmen Dillo: Glad to hear it.

Yuriko Yamaguchi: I think I'm gonna like it here with you guys.

Francine Lorrington: Same here.

General Schwarz: You girls won't regret it at all.

Leap Frog: Let's celebrate at the Greased Pig!

Metal Sonic: And this time, we WON'T make a mess.

Me: Don't worry we'll make sure Billy stays under control. Varie and Maria Santiago are going to heal him up while we're there.

Nico: Good.

?: I've been looking forward to this little reunion, sister.

Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting around Lincoln, Linka, TLPS Ms. Tarantula's, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the eight large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lucy, Lars, and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lola and Lexx Loud's and Steven Universe's legs, the eight large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the eight emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the eight large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the eight large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam, Lana, and Leif Loud's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Loud and Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Lori, TLPS Mr. Shark, Skippy, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni and Loni Loud's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Luan, TLPS Mr. Snake, and Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Laney and Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa and Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily and Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Varie and Adam Lyon's legs, the eight large white orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, especially when Maya heard that voice.

Maya Fallegeros: That voice, I thought I'd never hear it ever again. You can come out now, Mira.

A figure came out, and it was none other than Maya Fallegeros' former sister, Mira Fallegeros, once a member of The Night Guard, but was turned into a vampire and the favored lieutenant of The Coven.

Nico: Uh oh, I'm going to guess that there's nothing but bad blood between them, right?

Lincoln: Afraid so, Nico. You see, Maya told me that Mira was once her sister and they both fought together when Mira was a member of The Night Guard.

Maya Fallegeros: But, during a botched mission against the vampires in the Siberian Mountains, Mira sacrificed herself to save me when I was injured, but in the process, she's been turned into the very thing that she's hunted, and she gave in to the Vampire's Curse, along with their dark powers.

Mira Fallegeros: And now, I'm going to enjoy killing you, sister.

Lincoln chained Mira up with rainbow energy chains, before Mira could even act.

Lincoln: Stay away from my future wife, Mira. (To Maya) Maya, what can you tell the rest of us about Mira? I can sense they're not going to like it.

Maya Fallegeros: You won't like what I'm going to tell everyone, Lincoln.

Maya Fallegeros proceeded to tell us about her former sister, Mira, and as predicted, we weren't going to like it.


Mira
Mira Fallegeros is a character introduced in the third season of Killer Instinct (2013). She is a former member of the Night Guard and the fraternal twin sister of Maya who sacrificed herself years ago to save Maya during a botched mission slaying vampires, but she has since returned as one of the very things they came to destroy. Now a member of a Russian Coven of vampires, Mira has become the favored lieutenant of an ancient vampire master known as the "True Tsar". Although a new character for KI 2013, the concept of a playable vampire dates back to the 1996 arcade game Killer Instinct 2, which would be realized twenty years later through Mira Fallegeros.

Biography
Appearance
Mira is a pale white-skinned vampire with black hair that is tied back in a bun and gold eyes.

She wears a red scarf draped over her shoulders while her upper torso, shoulders and arms are clad with spiked armor, with her most notable features in that regard being claw-like gauntlets on her hands and a large, multi-spiked pauldron on her right shoulder. Underneath her armor appears to be a belted corset of some kind and thigh-high leather boots. A tattered, red cloak is tied around her waist, held in place by a slightly arrow-shaped buckle. In her hair is a ruby scarab beetle-shaped hairpiece, and on each gauntlet is a black metal scarab which latches its claws into her arms before each battle. Her magical blood is shiny and silver, heavily resembling the liquid metal mercury.

Mira's retro costume wears a black corset and a high thigh boots with purple accent, a black leather choker and long gloves. She also sports spiky red hair.

Personality
Prior to being turned into a bloodthirsty revenant, Mira, together with Maya, was considered the best that the Night Guard had to offer. The fraternal twins were known for being as fearless as they were capable, and would dispatch monstrous creatures on their missions with ease. The human Mira appears to have cared deeply for her sister; something she demonstrated during their fateful mission in the Ural Mountains, when Mira selflessly sacrificed her life to allow her gravely wounded sister to escape the Coven.

The Mira who has returned as a vampire is entranced by the dark powers she possesses, and is bound body and soul to the creatures that she came to kill. She is devoted to serving her master, a vampire lord known only as the "True Tsar", and has cast aside her humanity and standing with the Night Guard. The vampire Mira is sadistic, sanguinary and remorseless, ruthlessly eliminates any who defy the will of the True Tsar, and often toys with her victims in displays of perverse cruelty. When appeasing her dark lord, Mira doesn't allow anything to stand in her way—and that includes her sister. Mira has also developed a sense of overbearing superiority, shown in her exchanges with fellow Coven member Porfiry.

The events of Shadow Lords reveal that the vampire's attachment to her fraternal twin isn't quite gone, however. When Maya had been captured by the forces of Gargos, Mira was offered untold power by the Astral tyrant in exchange for slaughtering Maya as the proof of her allegiance. The vampire duchess surprisingly rejected Gargos' offer, and chose to let Maya live (despite the True Tsar's mission to bring the Shadow Lord into the human world). One less happy explanation is that Mira may well have done this only because she seeks to destroy her former sister on her own terms.

Abilities & Powers
Mira is a highly skilled huntress who, like Maya, is well-versed in the predatory fighting techniques which are the hallmark of the Night Guard. As a vampire, however, Mira has also become a mistress of ancient blood magics. Her gauntlets, the Gloves of Rasavatham (a version of the Philosopher's Stone corrupted by the power of the True Tsar), have replaced her blood with a silvery liquid metal resembling the poisonous substance mercury, which she can unleash from her undead body and manipulate in a variety of supernatural attacks and abilities. The combination of Mira's training as a former member of the Night Guard and her powers as a vampire make her an exceptionally dangerous nightstalker, and the favored lieutenant of the True Tsar.

Mira's blood magic, especially when amplified by her gauntlets, however isn't without a hidden cost. It drains portions of her "health" every time she uses her blood-based attacks, forcing her to constantly feast on her opponents' life energies in order to sustain herself.

Killer Instinct (2013)
Story
A former member of the Night Guard, Mira Fallegeros is Maya's fraternal twin sister. The two grew up together and under their father's tutelage became the Night Guard's best team of hunters. On a mission to kill a group of vampires in the Siberian Mountains, Mira sacrifices herself to save Maya and seemingly perishes, but the vampires find her and convert her into one of their own, corrupting her and granting her a pair of gauntlets that allow her to tap into her newfound powers.


When Maya Fallegeros was finished, we were indeed horrified by Mira's crimes.

Nico: Whoa, so we got a case of blood sisters who once fought together, but now one blood sister who has been turned into a vampire now fights against her own blood sister.

Me: You said it, Nico.

Lincoln: There's no chance of redemption for her, Mira has given in to the Vampire's Curse, and she has tormented the lives of so many, along with The Coven.

Zhen Ji: And that's exactly what I'm going to do to her.

Suddenly, Zhen Ji's brown eyes turned neon brown, and was surrounded by a violet and blue energy aura with icicles, sound waves, and phoenixes, she then got out her Phoenix Moon Flute, and as she approached Mira, she left violet and blue energy, icicles, sound waves, and phoenixes with every step.

Zhen Ji: Mira Fallegeros, the pain and suffering that you have caused to so many innocent people can never be forgiven, and it's time for me to administer the punishment that you rightfully deserve.

Suddenly, Zhen Ji was surrounded by a massive vortex of violet and blue energy with icicles and sound waves surrounding it, there was a phoenix flying around the vortex, and inside the vortex is a blue phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Zhen Ji emerged, but she was changed forever.

(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)

Zhen Ji grew grew to 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess and she has blue highlights in the bangs of her long black hair put in an upward ponytail with white roses and blue feathers in it, she has neon brown eyes and a violet and blue energy aura with icicles, soundwaves, and phoenixes surrounding her. She has a phoenix with the Ice Kanji in its claws emblazoned on her forehead, she has on silver phoenix earrings with violet crystals for the eyes and the Ice Kanji in its claws, and she also has a phoenix with blue crystals for the eyes and the Ice Kanji in its claws for the second pendant of her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with blue gems on the gold lightning bolts and violet crystals from her Crystal Necklace of The Buddha which merged with her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love. Zhen Ji has on a long-sleeved blue sweater with a violet phoenix on it, violet skirt with the Wei Phoenix on it, black pants, and red and blue ankle-length combat boots, and she has on blue weighted bands with silver phoenixes on her biceps and thighs, and she has on a long violet long-sleeved silk coat with phoenixes on the coattails, and on the back is a phoenix surrounded by flower petals and icicles. Zhen Ji felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive violet angel wings with blue tips on the large violet feathers sprouted out of her back.

Suddenly, Zhen Ji's Phoenix Moon Flute was surrounded by a kaleidoscope of icicles and sound waves, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Chang'e's Divine Phoenix Wolf Moon Flute of Moonlight Justice, it's a new flute with a large golden wolf's head with a curved gold moon on top of its head and two blue gems for eyes and a small chain with a gold phoenix holding a blue gem in its claws on one end of the long deep blue flute's body and on the other end of it are a cluster of curved golden moons for the pommel. Zhen Ji has on her new large cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with violet gems on her wrists, Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold phoenix head with a large violet gem in its open mouth for the belt buckle, large violet Spellbook of The Gods and The Universe on her left hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her right hip. There's a blue kanji below the phoenix that said, "Lady Zhen Ji, Distinguished Noblewoman and Daughter of Zhen Yi, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Emissary of Chang'e, Member of The Kingdom of Wei, Lover of Music, Powerful Student of Powerful Teachers, and Master of Icicles, Soundwaves, and Phoenixes."

文昭皇后甄、甄逸の著名な貴婦人と娘、リンカーン・ラウドの愛する未来の妻、悪の殺し屋、狂った、殺人、冷酷、そしてサディスティックな野郎、嫦娥の使者、魏王国のメンバー、音楽の恋人、強力な教師の強力な学生、そしてつらら、音波、およびフェニックスのマスター

Zhen Ji has transformed into SUPER ANGEL INFINITY DIVINE MOONLIGHT ICE PHOENIX ANGEL OF ALLURING JUSTICE AND REFINED LOVE!

We were amazed by Zhen Ji's Super Angel Infinity transformation, he had an atomic red blush on his face and hearts in his eyes. But, when Mira Fallegeros saw it, she fell into a rage and tried to attack, but Zhen Ji played a note on her new Chang'e's Divine Phoenix Wolf Moon Flute of Moonlight Justice, and fired a sound bubble, which hits Mira, and sends a damaging shockwave of sound at the vampire.

Lincoln: Wow, Lady Zhen Ji, you look beautiful. How do you feel?

Zhen Ji: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Arctic Phoenix and Alluring Love) I feel incredible, Lincoln, and now, shall we put an end to Maya's former sister together?

Lincoln: (Smiles) With pleasure.

Lincoln unholstered his improved massive Sword of Universal Hope and Elemental Bravery from his wider and muscular back and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, and he joined Zhen Ji.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Voice of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope) Time to put an end to this blood feud once and for all.

Zhen Ji and Lincoln went after Mira Fallegeros, who fired her silver magical blood at them, but they'd dodged it, and they fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, violet and blue energy, elemental forces, violet rose petals, sound waves, icicles, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, and Buffalo, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit Mira Fallegeros. Then, Lincoln and Zhen Ji fired two sound bubbles from their Chang'e's Divine Wolf Phoenix Moon Flute of Moonlight Justice and Flute of Ogma, and they exploded as soon as they hit Mira's Gloves of Rasavatham, and shattered them.

Zhen Ji: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Arctic Phoenix and Alluring Love) Time for our grand finale, Lincoln.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Voice of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope) Of course, Lady Zhen Ji. Time for us to send Mira and The Coven straight into Oblivion, where they belong.

Lincoln and Zhen Ji played a haunting melody on their flutes, and they fired a barrage of soundwaves and the haunting melody went into Mira's mind, and the sounds of the wailing screams of her victims wailed and screamed at her ears, wanting revenge, and then, the spirits of her victims appeared, as her forehead was marked by a kanji, along with the other members of The Coven and The True Tsar, who are in their base in Russia, as they also heard the haunting melody: they didn't realize that they had fallen victim to The Black Gates. Then, they were found guilty by the spirits of their victims, and their evil spirits were erased from existence forever. We cheered wildly for what Lincoln and Zhen Ji did, as they holster their weapons and power down, and Zhen Ji's new body, clothes, weapons, angel wings, and jewelry are permanent.

Zhen Ji: Rest in Peace, Mira Fallegeros, and may you and The Coven never return from the dead to torment the living again. Thank you for helping me with taking care of Mira, Lincoln.

Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Lady Zhen Ji, and there's also something I want to give you.

Zhen Ji: (Smiles) And I think I already know what it is.

Lincoln: (Smirks) You know me all too well, along with the rest of my future wives.

Lincoln wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around Zhen Ji's waist, and he brought her into an embrace, which took her by surprise and that brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to her face, they kissed passionately as she wraps her left arm around his wider and muscular back, and her left hand was on his massive and wide right pec, and right behind them was a Thunderbird and Phoenix flying in the air, and we also saw a herd of Buffalo running across the field and snow falling around them, and the display of the elemental forces. We had tears in our eyes and a smile on our faces.

Me: Now, that truly is romantic.

Nico: And a perfect way to end Lincoln's birthday, J.D. Plus, he and Zhen Ji got rid of Mira Fallegeros.

Brittney Knudson: Along with The Coven, that haunting melody they played marked Mira and The Coven with the kanji, condemning those vampires to The Black Gates forever. Very creative from the both of them.

Lincoln and Zhen Ji came back to us.

Lincoln: That's right, Brittney.

Zhen Ji: And I heard how Lincoln played on his Flute of Ogma, and it truly sounded so amazing.

Luna: That's the result of all that practice with the flute, and he's become a professional at playing it.

Nico: Boy no kidding. But great job today everyone. You did really great.

Billy: (To the viewers) (STUPID IDIOTIC BABBLING)

Nico: What an idiot.

We later had a good meal at the Greased Pig and then we went back home and enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep.

THE END


Another awesome and really funny fanfic done.

Dumb Luck from the Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy was a really funny and awesome episode. Billy getting hurt like that all because of bad luck was really funny. Also the Catastrophe Snail was voiced by the great Christopher Lloyd and that was so awesome how he did that back then. The episode aired on June 18th, 2004 and it was so awesome back then. The first part was for the awesome story The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde and that was a really crazy and awesome story made by Robert Louis Stevenson and that was so awesome. The 2nd part was for the awesome but sad Teen Titans episode Things Change that was the final episode of the series. That's so sad that Terra didn't remember anything. That episode aired on January 16th, 2006. NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Etstheclarencefan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys. Nico's next rescue is gonna be in the 1999 movie Faeries and Nico and Timmy Turner are going to face the evil Shapeshifter and help Nellie and George and their friends Brigid, Faery Prince Albrecht, Merrivale, Huccaby and Chudley destroy the Shapeshifter and make that monster pay for his crimes. They are also going to meet a Nemuina Gene-Slammer named Violet Remmington who is from Scotland and she has an incredibly magical secret about her. Also for Lincoln's rescue it will be in the movie Artemis Fowl. Spoiler alert for those who haven't seen it, we're going to help Artemis Fowl II and help him and his friends and team destroy Opal Koboi and we're also going to meet a Black Rose Dragon Gene-Slammer named Alexis Nikolai and she is another one of Lincoln's Guardian Angels. Marie Hernandez the Hamon, Lord of Striking Thunder is going to transform against Opal. The next exercise scene will have Alexis tell us how Lincoln and her had an awesome and how they discovered a beautiful secret garden in a hidden cave at the park that was one of the most amazing gardens they have ever seen. The next chapter is gonna be where we face Carla Wong from Totally Spies and we're going to not only meet Carla Wong III's mother but also stop her from using live people in a video game.

See you all tomorrow