THIS CHAPTER IS BASED ON THE SPONGEBOB EPISODE THE HANKERING
Nico and Cornelia were flying over the East Coast.
Nico: Thanks for coming with me, Cornelia.
Cornelia: Anytime Nico. This is gonna be so awesome going with you on one of your rescues.
Nico: I can't wait to see who we're going to meet this time.
KRABOOOOOOOMMMM!
An explosion blasted a bunch of men out of a barn.
Nico: WHOA!
Cornelia: That whole barn is on fire!
Nico: Wait a second.
Nico and Cornelia flew in and there they saw a girl blasting a bunch of men with Pyrokinesis!
Nico: I knew it! It's Charlie McGee of Firestarter. This was one of my first adventures with the team.
Cornelia: Whoa! I remember reading the book for Stephen King's Firestarter. This is gonna be awesome.
Nico: Cornelia, I just want to say that Megan telling us about you was the best moments of our lives.
Cornelia: They were fun.
Nico saw a man about to shoot Charlie's dad.
Nico: Oh no you don't!
Nico fired an energy blast and it hit the man and he was obliterated in a powerful explosion!
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Nico: That was a close one.
Andy McGee: Thanks.
Nico: No problem.
Cornelia: We got to kill all these people here at this facility.
Nico: Good idea. It's time to shut this place down like we did before. Charlie, Andy, you two will be placed in our protection when this is over.
Andy McGee: Thanks Nico.
Nico: Cornelia, You better Guardian up!
Cornelia: Right! (SWIRLS OF LEAVES) EARTH!
Nico: TIME TO BURN!
Nico flared up an aura of pure fire and HELL WAS UNLEASHED IN FULL!
People were running all over as they advanced slowly and Nico fired an energy ball and it hit a man on a cart and it exploded!
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They continued and men came out and fired at them and Nico's fire aura deflected the bullets back. Charlie fired 3 fireballs and they hit the men and exploded!
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The entire place was being turned into a massive war zone and a raging inferno!
Cornelia: If only Taranee could see this!
Nico: Yeah!
A car with a gun came and fired at them and Nico's fire aura deflected all the bullets and he fired a powerful blast of fire and the car exploded!
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The car went into the river and exploded thanks to Charlie.
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They crossed the bridge and a man fired at them and the bullet missed and then Charlie fired a powerful fireball and it hit the man and exploded!
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He was toast!
Then a helicopter came.
Nico: Not this time.
Nico fired a powerful fireball and blew the helicopter up in a powerful fiery explosion!
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Nico: What's next? Tanks?
Andy McGee: I don't see anything.
?: Let me help you all!
A Talpaedan then came!
Talpaedan: (In a girl's voice) Looks like the action started.
Nico: That voice. Crystal Wilmington?
Talpaedon: Yep. Awesome to see you again Nico.
Nico: You too. Lets catch up after we blow this mansion to kingdomcome. Charlie you'll like seeing these powers.
Nico did some stances and fired an incredibly massive and powerful blast of fire from his hand with Ozai's enhanced Firebending and it hit the mansion and exploded with incredible power!
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Charlie McGee: Wow! My turn!
She fired a massive barrage of fireballs and they hit the Mansion and the whole place exploded in a massive fiery explosion!
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The whole mansion went up in a massive flaming explosion of fire, debris and dead bad men.
Nico: That went up in flames.
Cornelia: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Talpaedan: I've got a lot of them but my favorite would be in Earth Science class, we went on an awesome field trip to Mount Antero in Colorado and there we found an amazing huge Aquamarine crystal Cluster.
Nico: I remember that and Mount Antero has one of the most biggest Aquamarine deposits in the country.
Talpaedon: Yep.
Charlie McGee: Wow that is cool.
Nico: It sure is.
Andy McGee: We can't thank you enough for saving us Nico.
Nico: It was no problem Andy. I'm so sorry that you had to go through all this because the government wanted to turn you and Charlie into weapons.
Cornelia: Yeah that is not cool.
Andy McGee: No it isn't.
Nico: But you are now under the full protection of Team Loud Phoenix Storm and I promise that we won't let them get their hands on you for their own personal gain.
Charlie McGee: Thank you Nico.
Nico: Anytime. (To the Talpaedan) Now to revert you back.
Talpaedan: Okay.
Nico: You may want to cover your eyes Andy.
Andy did so and Nico put on his blind man glasses and snapped his fingers and Crystal reverted back and she had blond hair and yellow eyes and she was in her birthday suit and Nico gave her an amazing yellow dress and she put it on.
Crystal Wilmington: Wow this dress is amazing.
Nico: Yep. We make awesome clothes.
Crystal and Nico then hugged.
Crystal Wilmington: I've missed you Nico.
Nico: I missed you too Crystal.
Crystal Wilmington: Me too.
Nico: Believe me, Charlie. You're not the only one about to face the government wanting to control you as a weapon.
Charlie McGee: Really?
Cornelia: It's true. There are many others like you that have many special abilities that the government want to exploit as a weapon.
Nico: That really makes me mad.
Andy McGee: Same here.
Nico: Yeah. But you need this more than ever. (Snaps fingers)
Suddenly a beam of golden light shined down from the sky and the divine singing of angels was heard.
(The Mystics Dream Plays at 6:03 to 7:12)
Down came a figure and it was Vicky Tomlinson McGee, Charlie's mother.
Charlie McGee: Mommy?
Vicky McGee: Hello Charlie. I'm back.
Charlie McGee: MOMMY!
She went and hugged her mom.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln, Me, Nico, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lincoln's harem, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, Sima Shi, Sima Zhao, Sun Jian, Guo Jia, Zhang Bao, Guan Xing, Cao Cao, Liu Bei, Sun Quan, Sima Yi, Yukimura Sanada (Samurai Warriors), Keiji Maeda (Samurai Warriors), Kanetsugu Naoe (Samurai Warriors), Hanzo Hattori (Samurai Warriors), Musashi Miyamoto (Samurai Warriors), Nicole Hernandez, and Stella (Winx Club) are heading to the world of the 1999 movie Storm of The Century, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the twelve girls here, but we're also going to kill Andre Linoge.
And with us was Jiang Wei, the prodigy of Tian Shui and officer of Shu, who's in his Dynasty Warriors 8 appearance and wielding his Qilin Trident double-bladed trident.
Lincoln: Wow, we're in the world of the 1999 movie Storm of The Century, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the twelve girls here, but we're also going to kill Andre Linoge.
Nico: That's right, Lincoln.
Me: I've seen that miniseries on TV long ago, and it was amazing.
Lincoln: But, Andre Linoge is someone who can't be underestimated: he's a 4,000-year-old wizard who's terrorizing the people of the small town of Little Tall Island, off the coast of Maine, during a massive blizzard that cuts the island off from the rest of the world.
Lori: That's right, and he has to be destroyed, if we're to end his reign of terror on Little Tall Island.
Lincoln: That's right, Lori. (To Jiang Wei) And it's an honor to meet you, Jiang Wei.
Jiang Wei: It's an honor to meet you too, Lincoln. When Lord Liu Bei told us of what you all have done in taking down the dark sides of Chandler, Lori, Lynn, Lola, and Luan, who have terrorized our lands, we were honored by what you've done in stopping them. We thank you for what you've done.
Lori: You're welcome, Jiang Wei.
Lincoln: And I want to thank you for joining us on our rescue, Stella.
Stella (Winx Club): You're welcome, Lincoln.
Nicole Hernandez: And this means, now it's my turn to transform against that wizard.
Lincoln: That's right, we'll make him pay for what he's done.
TLPS Mr. Wolf: You got that right, but I've got a feeling Andre Linoge might have help. After what we saw when Opal Koboi had gotten help from Dong Zhuo's men, we got to be prepared.
Me: Yep. Boy I remember Storm of The Century by Stephen King. That was a really scary and freaky book.
A powerful blizzard hits the fictional small island town of Little Tall Island (also the setting of King's novel Dolores Claiborne) off the coast of Maine. The storm is so powerful that all access to the island is cut off and no one is able to leave. As the town prepares for the storm, tragedy strikes when elderly resident Martha Clarendon is brutally murdered by André Linoge (Colm Feore), a menacing stranger with a black cane decorated by a silver wolf's head. When Robbie Beals, the town manager, investigates, Linoge claims to know the repetitious inner workings of hell and states that Robbie's mother has turned cannibal and is waiting in hell to eat him. Linoge is arrested by supermarket manager and part-time constable Michael "Mike" Anderson (Timothy Daly) and his friend and deputy Alton "Hatch" Hatcher. As he is taken to his cell, Linoge makes passing remarks at nearby townspeople, revealing he knows secrets about all of them. Linoge gives no hint of his origins or motives, only vaguely saying, "Give me what I want, and I'll go away."
While imprisoned, Linoge demonstrates a supernatural ability to peer into and control minds, inflict hallucinations, and drive people to commit suicide and murder. Linoge shows he also has the ability to control the physical world, not just minds, by watching broken televisions, putting messages on computer screens, catching a speeding bullet, levitating objects and people, causing nosebleeds, jamming unlocked doors, and opening locked cell doors to leave at will. Linoge causes three suicides and a murder shortly after being jailed.
Later that evening, as the 200 remaining residents sleep, an escaped Linoge enters the lighthouse and supernaturally causes everyone to have the same dream: a dream of the entire town suicidally walking into the ocean and mystifying authorities in the aftermath as to what happened to everyone. The dream has Linoge, appearing heavier and bald, as a journalist reporting on the mass disappearance and comparing it to the 1587 disappearance event at Roanoke Island, Virginia. This suggests to the islanders that Linoge had the power to make an island community disappear before and that he may do it again. Linoge also appears in the same dream as a televangelist threatening that suffering will result if people sin by refusing to give the wanderer what he wants.
The next day, Linoge causes three residents to vanish while everyone is watching the lighthouse collapse. Two die and the third, lost resident Angie Carver, is discovered alive with her dark hair now turned shock white. Angie reveals Linoge kidnapped her and warned that if he does not get what he wants he will cause mass suicides as he did at Roanoke before. All eight of the town's young children are then enchanted and fall unconscious. Linoge then appears in the town hall and levitates Joanna and threatens to burn her. Linoge says that Mike is good through and through, but the rest of the town is, "full of adulterers, pedophiles, thieves, gluttons, murderers, bullies, scoundrels, and covetous morons."
Throughout Mike resists the calls of others to simply execute Linoge. Mike believes that giving in to evil is wrong. Mike earlier recounted the biblical story of Job and realized that Linoge's surname is an anagram for Legion, a collective group of demons exorcised by Jesus according to the Gospel of Mark and Gospel of Luke. Linoge frequently displays disgust at the immorality of humanity and states he possesses the supernatural power to punish. This raises the question whether Linoge is a force in the ultimate service of good rather than evil or perhaps reinforces the biblical reference that Mike made to the tests of Job, in which God allowed Satan to punish Job to test Job's faith in the face of suffering. The reference to Legion demons and Linoge's intimate knowledge of cannibalism and repetition in hell, murderous tactics, and insight into human sin, makes it seem to Mike that Linoge, "can only see the bad," and Linoge's primary obligation is darkness rather than being an agent of morality on earth to judge and punish.
Linoge demands a town hall meeting and then arrives claiming he will cause total suicide among everyone on the island including dropping all eight children unless one of them is given to him. Linoge reveals he is thousands of years old, but not immortal and is now dying and sick. He desires a protégé to raise and teach who can carry on his "work". He promises the child will become like him, long-lived, powerful, and seeing much. He cannot take a child by force, but he can punish the town and make them all to suffer and die if they refuse him. He leaves the townspeople half an hour to make their decision.
Mike begs the town to refuse, arguing the villain is not all-powerful and may soon leave the town just as the storm will if they trust in God and their own power. He appeals to their common decency and points out they may be aiding an evil man in harming a child. The other townspeople, including Mike's wife Molly, are too frightened of Linoge and think they have no choice. They argue this is not human sacrifice but rather an "adoption" and it is better to lose one child rather than all. Mike wishes to abstain from voting and take Ralphie away, but his friends stop him and Molly insists that being part of the town means they must accept Ralphie may be the child taken. Everyone but Mike votes in favor to give Linoge what he desires, and Hatch says he will see this is the right decision. Linoge arrives and has one parent of each child draw one of eight "weirding stones" that predate the sinking of Atlantis. Molly draws the lone black stone, marking Ralphie as the one who will be taken. Linoge transforms into his true form and thanks the town, suggesting they will be better off if they do not reveal his existence or this arrangement to the outside world. Mike is held back by Hatch and other townsfolk who fear reprisal. Now regretting her choice, Molly frantically cries at Mike to help save Ralphie; but the townspeople continue to restrain him and refuse to aid her. In anguish, Molly madly accuses Linoge of tricking them by fixing the result of the stones before she attacks him in a frenzy. Linoge merely knocks Molly aside and remarks that she and the townspeople may have all tricked themselves, adding that Ralphie will eventually call him "father." Carrying the child, Linoge flies off into the night.
The following summer, a thoroughly depressed Molly is in therapy discussing her now failing marriage; lamenting she is now losing the last thing she ever loved. She insists Ralphie was "lost in the storm" along with perhaps another who also was never found that weekend and refuses to discuss him further despite the therapist warning that pain will fester if she can't be honest. Molly says she now understands some wounds can't be cleaned out no matter what. Despite the desperate pleas of his neighbors to stay, Mike is unable to condone or accept the townspeople sacrificing his son along with their morals and principles; he resigns as constable and market manager and leaves Little Tall, divorcing Molly and deciding to never return (though his narration reveals he keeps in contact with some residents). He settles in San Francisco, and continues to represent law and order, eventually becoming a US Marshal. As time passes, he hears of several in Little Tall committing suicide over the years (including Hatch's wife Melinda, Angela Carver's husband Jack, and Robbie Beals' wife Sandy). Hatch, now a widower, marries Molly; Mike wishes the best for them. Nine years after the storm, Mike notices an old man and a teenage boy on the sidewalk, both humming "I'm a little teapot." He recognizes the boy as an older Ralphie and both turn to face him. The old man resembles Linoge while the boy briefly hisses with a fanged mouth. Mike follows them, but they vanish in an alley. Mike considers telling Molly what he saw that day, but ultimately decides against it; it is implied he severs contact with Little Tall permanently. He sometimes wonders if this is the wrong decision, then admits in narration "in daylight, I know better."
Me: That movie lasted for more than 4 hours. 264 minutes.
Nico: That's a long time. But who is Andre Linoge?
Me: You would not like this guy.
I went over his history.
André Linoge is the main antagonist of Stephen King's TV miniseries Storm of the Century and of is screenplay's book. He is a 4,000-year-old wizard who carries a cane with a silver wolf's head on top of it with him. Linoge terrorizes the people of the small Maine town of Little Tall Island during a massive blizzard in the 1980s, ironically what they call the "storm of the century".
He was portrayed by Colm Feore, who also portrayed Laufey in Thor, The Dollmaker in Gotham, Donald Menken in The Amazing Spider-Man 2, and Randall Flynn in Revolution.
History
Linoge kills a number of people and causes others to commit suicide. He also knows some of the Little Tall townpeople's darkest secrets. He even causes others to have nightmares.
What Linoge desires from Little Tall's citizenry is an heir, one of the 8 children in Little Tall he enchants. He reveals his true form (an impossibly ancient, dying man) and explains that, since he is not immortal nor a god, he needs someone to carry on his work once he can no longer do it himself. Linoge states that, "in matters such as this," he cannot simply take the child he desires, but he can punish.
If the townspeople refuses his request, he threatens to force them to march into the sea two-by-two, as he claims to have done at the infamously deserted English colony of Roanoke in Virginia centuries before. With that, he leaves the townspeople with one hour to make their decision. They decide to give in to his demand.
Andre Linoge explains that one child among the 8 sleeping local children would be chosen to be given to him via the test of 8 weirding stones (7 white stones and one black stone), special pebbles used in the art of divination to discuss and decide big matters for countles years long before the great island of Atlantis (according to Linoge) sank into the African ocean. And at the end of the test, that one child is Ralph Anderson, the son of town constable Mike Anderson. He then goes away with him. In time, he has succeeded in his quest to to turn his protégé into a mystical but deadly creature like him.
When I was done everyone was shocked.
Nico: Oh man.
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Suddenly, Lincoln heard the sound of twelve girls calling for help. With his deep sapphire blue cyborg eyes and superhuman sight, along with sensing energy signals, he saw and heard exactly where the call for help was coming from. He saw the twelve girls, but they've been cornered by Andre Linoge, and he's going to kill them, and he also saw that he has some Yellow Turban soldiers with him.
Lincoln: Guys, I've found the twelve girls, but they've been cornered by Andre Linoge, and he's going to kill them, and you know that feeling you'd just told us, TLPS Mr. Wolf: I also saw that Andre Linoge has some Yellow Turban soldiers with him.
TLPS Mr. Wolf: What?! Andre Linoge has some Yellow Turban soldiers with him? This isn't good.
Liu Bei: That's correct, the Yellow Turbans are made of peasants who were driven into rebellion by the words of Zhang Jiao, the leader of The Way of Peace, but he's caused violent uprisings and rebellion, which sparked the flames of war in our world.
TLPS Mr. Wolf: We still have to stop them without harming them.
?: That's exactly what we're going to do.
Suddenly, we saw an Ancient Fairy Dragon appear before us.
Lincoln: That voice, Hannah Montgomery, I knew it was you. But, we'll have to talk later, right now, we've got a 4000-year-old wizard to kill.
We rushed on over, and Lincoln and Hannah Montgomery both fired a shower of rainbow energy and magic, which freed the peasants from Andre Linoge's control. When Andre Linoge saw us, he was enraged.
Andre Linogue: How dare you interfere in my reign, Team Loud Phoenix Storm! Now, I will destroy all of you!
Lincoln: Not a chance, Andre. Your reign of terror is over.
Nicole Hernandez: That's right, and I'll be the one to deliver the killing blow to you.
Suddenly, Nicole Hernandez's dark blue eyes turned neon dark blue, and she was surrounded by a dark blue energy aura with dark blue fire, shadows and phantasms, and as she approached Andre Linoge, she left dark blue energy, shadows, and phantasms with every step.
Nicole Hernandez: Andre Linoge, you've tormented the people of Little Tall Island and all of mankind for the last time, and now, you are 4000 years overdue with death.
Suddenly, Nicole Hernandez was surrounded by a massive vortex of dark blue energy with shadows surrounding the vortex and phantasms, we then saw the evil Sacred Beast, Raviel, Lord of Phantasms flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a dark blue phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Nicole Hernandez emerged, but she was changed forever.
(FLEURS DE MAL BY SARAH BRIGHTMAN PLAYS AT 1:26 TO 1:47)
Nicole Hernandez grew to 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess and she has red highlights in the bangs of her long dark blue hair, she has neon dark blue eyes and a dark blue energy aura with shadows and phantasms surrounding her. She has Raviel with the Dark Kanji in its claws emblazoned on her forehead, she has on phantasm earrings with red crystals for the eyes and the Dark Kanji in its claws, and she also has on her Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with dark blue crystal links and a phoenix with crimson red crystals for eyes and holding the Dark Kanji in its claws for the pendant. Nicole Hernandez has on a sleeveless dark blue shirt with a red phoenix, dark blue skirt with Raviel, Lord of Phantasms on it, dark blue pants, and dark blue ankle-length combat boots, and she has on dark blue weighted bands with silver phoenixes on her biceps and thighs, and she has on a long dark blue sleeveless trenchcoat with yellow shadows and phantasms on the coattails, and on the back is Raviel, Lord of Phantasms and surrounded by shadows and phantasms. Nicole Hernandez suddenly felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive dark blue angel wings with black tips on the large dark blue feathers sprouted out of her back.
Nicole Hernandez has a brand-new large sword in her hand called Raviel's Phantasm Sword of Dark Justice, it's a large sword with Raviel, Lord of Phantasms, etched on the 6'5" massive, wide, double-edged, man-sized dark blue blade, Raviel's wings for the crossguard, large crimson red gem for the hilt, longer black handle, and four large dark blue phantasm heads with crimson red gems for the eyes for the pommel and four large red gems in its mouths. Nicole Hernandez has on her new large cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with dark blue gems on her wrists, Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Raviel's head with red gems for eyes and a large dark blue gem in its mouth for the belt buckle, large dark blue Spellbook of The Gods and The Universe on her left hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her right hip. There's a black kanji below Raviel that said, "Nicole Hernandez, Loving Future Wife and Friend of Nicholas Chan, Gene-Slammer of Raviel, Lord of Phantasms, Sister of Fiona and Nicole Hernandez, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Emissary of Raviel, Powerful Student of Powerful Teachers, and Master of Darkness and Phantasms."
ニコール・ヘルナンデス、ニコラス・チャンの愛する未来の妻と友人、ラヴィエルのジーン・スラマー、ファンタズムの主、フィオナとニコール・ヘルナンデスの姉妹、悪の殺し屋、狂った、殺人、冷酷、そしてサディスティックな野郎、ラヴィエルの使者、強力な教師、そして闇と幻想の達人
Nicole Hernandez has transformed into SUPER ANGEL INFINITY DARK PHANTASM SHADOW PHOENIX ANGEL OF PHANTASM JUSTICE AND DARK LOVE!
We were amazed by Nicole Hernandez' Super Angel Infinity transformation, and when Nico saw it, he had an atomic red blush on his face and hearts in his eyes. But, when Andre Linoge saw it, he fell into a rage and fired a blast of magic to kill her, but Nicole fired a powerful blast of dark blue energy with shadows and phantasms, and it hit the evil wizard, and he was sent into a wall.
Lincoln: Awesome, Nicole's transformed.
Nico: This is so awesome, now all of The Hernandez Sisters have transformed. Nicole, how do you feel?
Nicole Hernandez: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Phantasms and Dark Love) I feel incredible, Nico, and now, shall we put an end to that evil wizard?
Lincoln: Let's do it.
Lincoln unholstered his improved massive Sword of Universal Hope and Elemental Bravery from his wider and muscular back and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms, Sima Shi, Sima Zhao, Sun Jian, Guo Jia, Zhang Bao, Guan Xing, Cao Cao, Liu Bei, Sima Yi, and Sun Quan got out their weapons, Lincoln's sisters transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and unholster their massive swords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs, The Samurai Warriors got out their weapons, Stella transformed and got out her sword, and Me, Eli, Nicole, and Nico also transformed and unholstered our massive swords from our backs, and we went at Andre Kinoge, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, ice, lightning, steel orbs, stars, rainbow flames, orange flames, blue flames, phantasms, dark blue energy, and green flames at the evil wizard, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, Lincoln appeared behind Andre Kinoge, and grabbed him and hoisted him up. Then, he began sucking out all of Andre Kinoge's powers, abilities, immortality, and magic, and he and the rest of us made them our own, and we also assimilated said abilities as well. Then, as he threw Andre Kinoge to Nicole Hernandez, she fired a powerful dark blue energy blast with shadows and phantasms, and she obliterated Andre Kinoge for good. Then, as his spirit appeared, Nicole Hernandez marked his forehead with a kanji, and he was condemned to The Black Gates, as he was confronted by those he killed 4000 years ago. Andre Kinoge was found guilty, and his evil spirit was erased from existence forever. We cheered wildly for what we've done as we holster our weapons on our backs and power down, and Nicole Hernandez' new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, and angel wings are permanent. Nico picked Nicole up in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they had a romantic kiss as we cheered for them.
Nicole Hernandez: Whoa.
Nico: You can expect more of that from me on our dates, Nicole.
Nicole Hernandez: Oh, I'm looking forward to it.
Lincoln: Alright, now we're rid of Andre Kinoge, and his reign of terror has finally been ended, along with the storm, and it's so good to see you again, Hannah.
Hannah Montgomery: It's really good to see you again too, Lincoln, it's been a long time.
They went up to each other, and they hugged, and Alexis was surprised at how much stronger and at how much taller and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you when you were eleven, and I've grown a lot since then.
Hannah Montgomery: Yeah, I can see, you've really grown a lot from the eleven-year-old cute little boy into a 17-year-old 7'0" tall and very handsome teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs.
Nico: Wow, Lincoln, you know her.
Lincoln: Yeah, I do, Nico. This is Hannah Montgomery, she's from Royal Woods, and she and I had one of the most romantic relationships ever known before J.D. moved here, and before the team had formed.
Me and Nico were stunned.
Nico: Whoa.
Me: You said it, Nico. That's something we're going to hear later on.
Lincoln: You got that right. Now, let's get you back to normal, Hannah. Boys, cover your eyes, hold still, Hannah, this is going to hurt.
Me, Nico, Eli, and the rest of the boys covered our eyes as Lincoln snapped his fingers, and Hannah was reverting back to normal. Hannah Montgomery is a beautiful 17-year-old with long light blue hair going down to the bottom of her neck, light eyes, fair skin, she's 6'0" in height, and she had the body of a goddess. She also now has massive light blue fairy wings on her back, as she reigns in the power of the Ancient Fairy Dragon, and she is in her birthday suit.
Lincoln: How do you feel, Hannah.
Hannah Montgomery: Good. (Realizes she's in her birthday suit) But, I'm also in my birthday suit.
Lincoln gave Hannah Montgomery a new wardrobe, a sleeveless light blue shirt with a green phoenix and a light blue skirt with the Ancient Fairy Dragon on it, light blue pants, light blue leather ankle-high combat boots, and a long light blue sleeveless trenchcoat with fairies on the coattails and the Ancient Fairy Dragon on the back, and on her back is a large Ancient Fairy Dragon-themed sword with a 6'5" massive, wide, double-edged, man-sized light blue blade with the Ancient Fairy Dragon etched on it, large light blue fairy wings for the crossguard, large light blue gem for the hilt, longer black handle, and large light blue faceted sphere pommel with surrounding green gems.
Hannah Montgomery: Wow, I love the new outfit and large sword you made for me, Lincoln.
Suddenly, a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Hannah Montgomery's neck with light blue gems on the gold lightning bolts and green crystals links from her new Crystal Necklace of the Buddha.
Hannah Montgomery: (Surprised) Whoa, is this...?
Lincoln: Yep, that's a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and you're one of my many future wives, Hannah.
Hannah Montgomery had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes, as Lincoln wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist and he leaned down and he kissed her on the lips, and she returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the twelve girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them. The twelve girls are Yahisa Tsukiko from Starry Sky, Yoshino Sakura, Asakura Nemu, Amakase Miharu, Shirakawa Kotori, Mizukoshi Mako, Mizukoshi Moe, and Tsukishiro Alice from T.P. Sakura: Time Paladin Sakura, Ryuuzaki Sakuno, Osakada Tomoka, Shiba Saori, and Tachibana An from Prince of Tennis.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Yahisa Tsukiko, Yoshino Sakura, Asakura Nemu, Amakase Miharu, Shirakawa Kotori, Mizukoshi Mako, Mizukoshi Moe, Tsukishiro Alice, Ryuuzaki Sakuno, Osakada Tomoka, Shiba Saori, and Tachibana An.
Helena McTroy: From Starry Sky, T.P. Sakura: Time Paladin Sakura, and Prince of Tennis, awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Yahisa Tsukiko: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Yahisa Tsukiko and the other eleven girls saw who it was that saved them from Andre Linoge, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old 7'0" tall, handsome, white-haired, bare-chested hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead, a golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive and wide right pec and it was surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, a Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his wider and more muscular back, and right on top was the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, and Buffalo, and below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Lightning Storms, The Weather, and The Thirteen Elemental Forces, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, and Golden-Hearted Lover, Father of Many Kids, Son, and Future Husband, Descendant of The 17th Century Duke Lincoln of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, God of Truth and Justice, and Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe", and he had deep sapphire blue eyes.
He had his massive Sword of Universal Hope and Elemental Bravery holstered on his wider and muscular back, his orange Crystal Saber holstered on his left hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted orange bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, his large gold Cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive and indestructible deep blue angel wings surging with powerful super lightning and the stars and blue nebulae reflecting on them with rainbow tips on the large deep sapphire blue feathers, and he was dressed in an orange version of He Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, and Buffalo on them and with hanging mini silver lightning bolts held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with large orange gem for the belt buckle on his waist, a pair of large blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs with the orange kanjis "Savior of The Loud House, Powerful Student of Many Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of The Crusaders of The Thunderbird, and The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms" on the left legs, and large white leather combat boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on it, a large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts with a large deep sapphire blue gem in the shape of a Thunderbird on top of a silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on his neck and across his permanently bare chest, large fingerless black gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it, a large Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring on his left ring finger, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger, he had eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs, and circling around his feet on the floor are eight golden crosses with angelic runes.
Yahisa Tsukiko: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.
Then, Lincoln made ten clones of himself, and he and the ten clones went up to the girls, and they picked them up and hugged them in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and kissed them on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrap their arms around the necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.
Yahisa Tsukiko: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, twelve Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared around the necks of Yahisa Tsukiko, Yoshino Sakura, Asakura Nemu, Amakase Miharu, Shirakawa Kotori, Mizukoshi Mako, Mizukoshi Moe, Tsukishiro Alice, Ryuuzaki Sakuno, Osakada Tomoka, Shiba Saori, and Tachibana An with colored gems and crystals on the gold lightning bolts. We returned to the Estate, we told everyone what happened, and they were shocked when we told them the villain we went after was Andre Linoge.
But, when Lincoln showed what happened, and with Nicole Hernandez transforming, and using The Black Gates on the evil wizard, they cheered wildly for Lincoln and the rest of us, and they hugged us, and the girls in Lincoln's harem then went up to Lincoln, and they kissed him all over. Lincoln and Hannah Montgomery now have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back.
After getting rid of Andre Linoge and giving him The Black Gates, we were training intensely in the gym doing 100,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 9,500-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and when Hannah Montgomery saw Lincoln working out like crazy, she had an atomic red blush on her face.
Hannah Montgomery: Whoa, Lincoln's really grown to be a 17-year-old 7'0" tall, really big, and really strong young man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful muscles hard at work, and to work out with those 9,500-lb barbells and not even get tired, incredible.
Lincoln: And I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Hannah, and now, I can also fight and defend myself.
Hannah Montgomery: That's awesome, and I heard that you turned 17 yesterday, that's even more awesome.
Nico: It sure is, Hannah. So, what memories did you have with Lincoln?
Hannah Montgomery: Well, I should tell you guys this. You see, long ago, Lincoln and I had one of the most romantic relationships ever known, and this was long before J.D. moved to Michigan, and long before Team Loud Phoenix Storm formed. We used to go out and have fun at Gus' Games and Grub, we went swimming at the local swimming pool, and we also went to Jean Juan's French Mex Buffet for a date.
Lori: Just like me and Bobby on our first date there.
Nico: Whoa.
Hannah Montgomery: However, I also had to stop Lola from doing one of the worst things she has ever done. One day, Lincoln and I were getting ready for a date at Gus' Games and Grub, but Lola came down, and ordered Lincoln to be her butler for her tea party. But, Lincoln told her no, and he has a date with me. But, Lola got so mad, she got out her Princess car and tried to run over Lincoln, but I got Lincoln out of the way, and I used an electromagnet that I built in science class, and caused Lola's Princess car to shut down. Lori saw what Lola tried to do, and she ran to us, and wanted to see if we were okay, but we were. But, Lola wasn't going to be, I grabbed Lola by her dress, and tied her up with nylon rope, and Lori and I told Mr. and Mrs. Loud of what Lola tried to do, and as a result, Lola got grounded for three weeks with no tea parties, no pageants, and no sweets. Lola was so mad, she wanted revenge on me and Lincoln, but Lori dragged her back to her room, and we went off.
Me: Whoa.
Nico: Sheesh, I knew Lola acted like a little monster when she had her Dark Side in her, but for her to almost run over Lincoln with her Princess Car like that, now that was really evil.
TLPS Mr. Wolf: But, it's a good thing you stopped her, Hannah.
Hannah Montgomery: Thanks, TLPS Mr. Wolf.
Me: And I can guess that after your date at Gus' Games and Grub, you and Lincoln kissed.
Hannah Montgomery: Yeah, we sure did.
We saw the photo of her and Lincoln kissing, and it was so romantic.
Nico: Aw, now that was really romantic.
Ronnie Anne: I didn't actually know about you and Hannah having a romantic relationship long ago, Lincoln. But, to also find out that Lola tried to run you over because you were getting ready for your date, it's a good thing Hannah stopped her, otherwise, you would've gotten your legs broken by that car.
Lincoln: You got that right, Ronnie Anne.
Lori: Yeah, Lola got a really harsh lesson: never mess with someone's relationship, otherwise, you're in big trouble.
Lincoln: Speaking of dates, it's time for us to get ready for our beach date.
We then got a shower, and then, Lincoln and his harem were getting ready for their date, this time, it's at Blooper Beach in the world of Mario.
Lincoln then snapped his fingers, and the 16-year-old 7'0", white-haired, handsome, and extremely muscular teen was dressed in large orange swim trunks with a phoenix, thunderbird, buffalo, and elemental forces on it, along with his large weighted orange bands with silver phoenixes on his massive biceps and thighs, his jewelry, large orange sandals, and eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs, and he also had his weapons holstered, in case of trouble.
His harem were dressed in two-piece bikinis in their favorite colors, sandals, along with their jewelry, and they also had their weapons holstered in case of trouble.
Lincoln: Alright, ladies, shall we?
Hannah Montgomery: We're ready, Lincoln.
Lincoln and his harem left the Estate, and they arrived at Blooper Beach in the world of Mario, and it was a beautiful place set in a tropical ocean, surrounding a few beaches and islands.
Hannah Montgomery: Wow, what is this place, Lincoln?
Lincoln: This, Hannah, is Blooper Beach in the world of Mario. I heard about it from Mario, and it's the perfect place for our beach date. Shall we?
Lincoln and the girls then dived right in, and they began swimming through the ocean, and they also played a game of volleyball on the beach. Then, they had some lunch, and for today's lunch, Lincoln made some grilled cheese sandwiches with grilled chicken pieces in them, and they were good. Then, as soon as the sun's about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself, and he and the clones went to the girls in his harem, and they picked them up in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and just as the sun turns orange, they passionately kissed and hugged. Then, they came back home to the Estate, and they were in their original clothes.
Nico: Hey, big guy, how was your date?
Lincoln: It was awesome, Nico, we went to Blooper Beach in the world of Mario.
Nico: Whoa, I've heard about Blooper Beach in the world of Mario, and it's known for its tropical ocean, sandy beaches, and islands, and I can guess you guys had fun.
Hannah Montgomery: We had an awesome time, and I saw just how Lincoln ended that date when he made clones of himself, and they picked us up in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and just as the sun turns orange, we passionately kissed and hugged. It was so awesome, and I can't wait for more dates with him.
Nico: Oh, you'll see what kinds of places that Lincoln will have picked out for the beach dates, and they're awesome.
TLPS Mr. Wolf: And he's had help from many of us on the team with picking out awesome beaches either in different worlds or here.
Nico: It's not just beach dates, Lincoln's also had restaurant dates, dance dates, karaoke dates, and many more, and they're awesome.
Later it was time for Sydney's Ambassador Mission.
Me: Time for our second Ambassador Mission Sydney.
Sydney: Yep it sure is.
Nico: I'm looking forward to this one.
Trap Jaw then appeared.
Trap Jaw: I'm ready for anything.
Nico: Trap Jaw, I have a feeling you and Sydney might face Von Bardas. If that's the case, make sure to get her and one of her minions to one of our space prisons.
Trap Jaw: Any reason why you're making amendments to your orders?
Nico: We can't prevent the SRA from being passed. Or the rise of the Fold. But we CAN limit the nanite control options of S.H.I.E.L.D. once the Maria Hill of that world takes over Fury's position.
Trap Jaw: I understand Nico.
Nico: Be careful guys.
Me: We will.
We opened the portal and we were off.
We arrived.
U.A. Spiderman: Sydney! Geez it's good to see you! It's been a year since we saw each other. (sees Trap Jaw) Who's tall, mechanical, and handsome over there?
Trap Jaw: Why thank you. My name is Trap Jaw and I'm Sydney's archenemy in the Masters of Evil.
Me: This Masters of Evil is completely different from the one that you probably all heard about with the Thunderbolts and the one that was lead by Baron Zemo of HYDRA. This version was made after the Battle with Thanos that we had in our universe on Decembder 26th, 2019.
I told them everything about it and it was incredible.
U.A. Captain America: That is amazing. You guys have some incredible archenemies.
Me: And they are good friends too.
Sydney: They sure are.
UA Iron Man: We're in the New York Subway Station trying to find Ms. Marvel. She went missing after investigating an arms operation here.
Me: I hope she's all right.
UA Captain America: But while we're looking for her, can you tell us what your transformation into Quarry feels like?
Sydney: It was excruciatingly painful and it felt like I was being pulled apart in many directions all at once and all that and it felt like my bones were being assembled and reassembled in many spots.
UA Captain America: Ouch.
Me: Yeah it was crazy. (Senses something) (In my head) I know that energy signal anywhere. Evil Sasuke. There's one here?
Ms. Marvel was captured by U.A. Shocker.
UA Shocker (to a captive Ms. Marvel): How much more of this you think you can take, "hero"? Now don't keep tellin' me you came in here alone. Where are the others? Huh?!
U.A. Ms. Marvel: (looks behind Shocker and smirks) Right behind you.
UA Shocker: Oh, c'mon, you really think-
KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion blasted through the wall and a phoenix cry was heard and we came out and that's when UA Shocker turned around and saw us.
UA Shocker: Oh.
Me: Herman Schultz A.K.A. Shocker. Nice to see you here.
UA Spiderman: Herman! Long time no see! Have you been a good boy?
UA Shocker: Always with the jokes, huh, Web Head? (to me) J.D. Knudson, right? Don't take this personally. I'm just doing my job.
Me: That's fine with me. And some of your fellow villains have become good candidates in our frenemies of the Masters of Evil and before you say that it's the one that was made by Baron Zemo, no it's not. It's a completely different Masters of Evil.
UA Shocker: I see.
UA Captain America: You sure know how to make an entrance J.D.
Me: It's just my way of showing off. A massive fiery explosion with a Phoenix Cry is one of our trademark entrances.
UA Spiderman: That is cool.
UA Shocker: Don't worry. This won't be the last time we'll fight today!
UA Shocker ran off as Latverian Soldiers were approaching us.
Sydney: Here's trouble!
Me: Lets see how they like this!
I pulled out a sword hilt and it formed a blade of storms and lightning! It was a sword called STORMSAVE!
Me: Check this out! STORM STYLE: LIGHTNING STORM MAYSAK!
I swung the sword and it fired a massive field of incredibly powerful lightning that was powerful to light several dozen cities for years and it electrocuted all the Latverian Soldiers into oblivion with incredible voltage!
UA Spiderman: WHOA! That was incredible!
We cut her down.
U.A. Ms. Marvel: Thanks. As you can probably tell, this op is a lot bigger than we thought. We need to figure out what these Latverians are up to.
U.A. Invisible Woman: I know we just rescused you, Carol. But can you come with us?
U.A. Ms. Marvel: Sure. I've done some recon already. There's an old factory above these tunnels. If we destroy the weapons they've stockpiled there, it's bound to slow down their operation.
Me: We can do that. We we still have to arrest Von Bardas.
Sydney: Yeah.
We followed Shocker to a hideout.
We saw not only Shocker, but also UA Grim Reaper and Diamondback.
UA Grim Reaper: (to Shocker and Diamondback) We'll hold this line. Go help the boss get everything ready.
UA Diamondback: Got it.
Shocker and Diamondback continued running while UA Grim Reaper approached us.
UA Grim Reaper: (To Trap Jaw) I was hoping to fight Ruby Rose. But I guess I'll just have to settle for you instead.
Trap Jaw: We'll see about that.
Me: Eric Williams A.K.A. Grim Reaper. We haven't faced you yet in our universe
U.A. Grim Reaper: I'm impressed you know about me J.D. Knudson. You are a true force to be known.
Me: So I have heard.
UA Grim Reaper: I will enjoy this.
Me: Lets see you do this.
I teleported and kicked him in the back of the head and smashed him down.
UA Grim Reaper: Not bad. But I've still got fight left in me.
Me: I'm just getting started.
We then heard a roar.
UA Daredevil: You're in big trouble now.
Ultimate Alliance Hulk busted through a wall roaring.
UA Grim Reaper: I'm busy right now, Hulk. You'll have to wait your turn.
UA Hulk: Hulk not wait for turn. HULK SMASH NOW!
And with one punch, UA Hulk knocked Grim Reaper out.
Me: Looks like we have another future candidate for our frenemies in the M.O.E. But thanks Bruce.
U.A. Hulk: Hulk happy to help.
We seemed to have UA Diamondback cornered.
UA Diamondback: I will hold them off, Madame Von-
?: That won't be necessary, my dear. Take your post.
Lucia Von Bardas then floated into view. But now, she was mostly mechanical!
Lucia Von Bardas: If our friends here wish to join our little cruise, so much the better.
UA Captain America: (horrified) Von Bardas? What happened to you?!
Lucia Von Bardas: You have Nick Fury to thank for this!
Trap Jaw: Oh, who are you kidding? You brought all this on yourself. You were the one who supplied weapons to the Tinkerer!
Me: So it was YOU that did all this! I must admit Lucia, if you weren't a cold blooded traitor to the planet you would have made a great future archenemy for one of us in our universe. What a waste of talent.
Lucia Von Bardas: So I would.
Me: This new version of you reminds me of an enemy we faced on one of our previous adventures. His name was Macker and he became like this because he fell and got smashed to pieces. He had to replace much of his body with machinery.
Lucia Von Bardas: Very coincidental I must say.
Me: Indeed.
Lucia Von Bardas: If only Nick Fury were with you to witness this first hand. But he will see it soon enough. The whole world will.
The cannons started firing at the city, wrecking some building as civilians ran in terror.
Lucia Von Bardas: Now, we destroy your home. Just you fools destroyed mine!
UA Iron Man: J.D., help Thor evacuate the civilians to safety! The rest of us will destroy the cannons!
UA Thor: Aye! Come, Young J.D.! Show me that you are just as fast as you are strong!
Me: Lets get moving!
Me and Thor were off!
Sydney: You heartless fiend! We should kill you right now! But our mission here is to bring you in alive!
They got to destroying the cannons and more.
Trap Jaw just destroyed the last cannon.
Trap Jaw: All done!
Lucia Von Bardas: (chuckles) Oh, if only it were that simple. I am no longer human, as you can see. Nick Fury ripped that away from me one year ago today.
Green energy came from Von Bardas as it levitated Shocker, Wizard, Diamondback, and Scorcher in green spheres.
Lucia Von Bardas: Now, I am a bomb. Nothing more. Nothing less. A bomb that will kill millions. And you just lit the fuse.
Sydney: WHAT!?
Trap Jaw: Oh no!
UA Spiderman: Hey, Shocker doesn't deserve to go out like that!
Trap Jaw: Relax! We'll save him and the others. Von Bardas included!
Me and Thor came back.
Me: We got all the civilians out safely!
I then snapped my fingers and teleported the bomb into the water and it exploded underwater.
EXTREMELY MASSIVE EXPLOSION!
Diamondhead, Shocker, Wizard and Von Barbas were blown back from the shockwave and sent crashing into the wall.
Diamondback, Shocker, Wizard, and Von Bardas were unconscious. Only Scorcher was still awake.
UA Scorcher: You guys are gonna kill me now, aren't you?
Sydney: No. We're going to lock you and Von Bardas in our space prisons. Trust me. It's much preferable than what's about to come later in this world!
Me: We have a future mission coming here on March 19th. We may need your help later on in the future. Stephen you did nothing to deserve being destroyed like that.
UA Scorcher: Thank you J.D. Thank you.
Me: You're welcome.
I had him being carried on my back and Sydney tied up Von Bardas.
Me, Sydney, Iron Man, and Cap were clearing up the rubble from the battle.
UA Captain America: (to UA Iron Man) You hear what they're saying about that mission in Latveria?
Iron Man: Color me shocked, Steve! I half suspected we weren't sanctioned! (moves rubble away)
UA Captain America: You half suspected? Nice of you to say at the time.
UA Iron Man: Given a choice between Fury and the government, who are you going to trust?
?: Gee. Tough call.
Fury stepped out of the shadow.
UA Fury: That's why I didn't even ask you to make it.
UA Captain America: So, thanks to you, all this is on our hands?
UA Fury: No. Not on yours.
Sydney: Why didn't you tell us that attack on Latveria wasn't sanctioned?!
UA. Fury: I kept you in the dark so that if somethin like this ever happened, your consciences would be clear. (to me and Sydney) Besides, you two and the rest of your team already went through that 20 Days of Darkness bullshit a year ago on your world. All this is on me. I'm takin the fall for this one.
Sydney: (sighs) I don't like that you didn't tell us everything. But me and J.D. do understand your reasons.
UA Captain America: That makes two of us.
UA Iron Man: You're right about one thing, Fury. You ARE taking the fall for this one. (shoots reulsor at Fury)
UA Fury fell to the ground, seemingly dead.
Sydney: Are you nuts, Tony?!
Iron Man: Nope. Check again.
Sydney looked closed and saw that "Fury" was actually a Life Model Decoy.
Me: He was a decoy!
UA Fury: (through the Life Model Decoy) Dammit, Stark! You think these things grow on trees?!
UA Iron Man: I'm sure you got plenty of backups, old man. You always do.
UA Captain America: Enjoy your exile, Fury. Wherever you are. We'll just stay here and keep picking up the pieces.
Me: That was clever though.
UA Captain America: Yep. By the way J.D. who is this enemy we're facing on March 19th?
Me: Lets just say it's one that's incredibly powerful and it will take the combined efforts of us, some villains and friends you know to help stop it.
Sydney: Yep.
Me: It's gonna be a powerful fight. So be ready for it.
UA Iron Man: Sydney, despite what happened today, you still did a good job again.
Sydney: Thanks Tony.
Me: We all did a good job. We work together as a team and that's what gets the job done faster.
Trap Jaw: That's right.
We later went back home we told them that the mission was done.
Nico: Well done guys. You brought Von Bardas and Scorcher. Wow.
Me: Yep. You wouldn't believe what they were gonna do.
We told them everything and they were shocked.
Nico: Whoa! That was awesome!
Me: It was. But thank goodness we stopped Bardas. Look what she did to herself. She made her body almost totally mechanical like Macker.
Nico: Whoa! That is intense.
May: Who should come with you next time?
Sydney: I'm thinking all the Underground City girls next time.
Me: Awesome idea. It'll be awesome for the Ultimate Alliance to meet them.
Rice Fitzgerald: Yeah!
Maxxine Stenson: It'll be awesome.
Nico: Yep. I'll take these two off your hands and beam them to prison.
Me: Thanks Nico.
Maria: Look, Sydney. The damage may have been done. But at least you got Von Bardas and Scorcher to our space prisons where the Fold can't reach them.
Sydney: That's true.
Me: We're not done yet though.
Nico: Nope. 3 more missions left.
Me: Yep.
Later Twilight Sparkle was getting ready for something really special. She pulled out a big trunk in her closet and opened it.
I came in and knocked.
Twilight Sparkle: Oh hey J.D.
Me: Hey Twilight. What's in the box?
Twilight Sparkle: Well my old school Crystal Prep Academy is having a huge reunion, barbecue and concert and I wanted to wear my uniform for that.
Me: Cool!
Twilight opened her trunk and in it was a bunch of stuff from her days in Crystal Prep.
Me: Wow you got a lot of momentos from your time in Crystal Prep.
Twilight Sparkle: I sure do.
Me: (Points to something) What's that?
She pulled out a picture and it was of her brother Minuette, Twinkleshine, Lemon Hearts, Moondancer, Lyra Heartstrings, Twilight Velvet, Night Light, Shining Armor and Dean Cadance.
Twilight Sparkle: This is a picture of my family there at Crystal Prep.
Me: That's cool. Oh they probably haven't gotten the memo about Abacus Cinch kicking the bucket during the April 12th War.
Twilight Sparkle: You're probably right. We should do something awesome for them.
Me: Right.
William: How about we go to a special event all of us planned to get our minds off of the future consequences.
Nico: I was just going to suggest that William and Twilight told us all about a big reunion Barbecue and Concert that her old school Crystal Prep is having.
Eli: Cool!
Me: And I don't think they got the memo about us doing Abacus Cinch in on the April 12th war last year.
Nico: They probably haven't.
Me: Luckily I went and got Chip Cutter and Laney to do that.
Nico: Awesome! It'll be cool to serve them our favorite foods there.
Me: It sure will. I can't wait to see what Crystal Prep is like there.
Nico: Me too.
We were off to Crystal Prep.
Armada Starscream and Jetfire were carrying the big carts for the statues we made under tarps.
Me: We should be just about there.
Nico: Yep.
We arrived.
Poromon: Here we are!
We arrived at Crystal Prep Academy and it was breathtaking.
Crystal Prep Academy or CPA, also known as Crystal Prep High School and sometimes referred to simply as Crystal Prep or CP, is a high school located in an alternate world of Equestria. It serves as the partial setting and focus of the film My Little Pony Equestria Girls: Friendship Games. Its rival school is Canterlot High School. In Friendship Games, Crystal Prep Academy faces rivaling institute Canterlot High School in the Friendship Games, which Crystal Prep wins every year. One of the school's more notable students is Twilight Sparkle's human counterpart, first seen in a post-credits scene at the end of the preceding film. Crystal Prep appears as a typical high school. Aesthetically and in name, it bears some resemblance to the Crystal Empire in Equestria. The academy has an apparent dress code; all students wear reddish-purple blazers or vests, dark-blue ties or bow ties, and black shoes. Male students wear dark-blue slacks while female students wear reddish-purple tartan skirts. Students who show particular pride in their school call themselves Shadowbolts, first seen in the IDW comics' My Little Pony Annual 2013.
Friendship Games animated shorts
In the animated short Pinkie Spy, Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie attempt to spy on the competition, but Pinkie's methods almost get them caught. Rainbow blows their cover by yelling at Pinkie, but when they run away, the athletes practicing simply shrug them off. Unlike CHS, where all of the students' cutie marks are seen either on their shirts or dresses, Crystal Prep's students' cutie marks are mostly seen on their accessories, such as hair clips for the female students.
Equestria Girls: Dance Magic
In Dance Magic, Rarity and Twilight infiltrate Crystal Prep to spy on Sour Sweet, Sugarcoat, Sunny Flare, and Lemon Zest after they stole Rarity's music video concept for the Canterlot Mall Chance to Prance music video competition. At one point, Rarity asks for directions of the dance studio, but Twilight is unaware of such a room even existing in the school.
Me: Wow! So this is Crystal Prep.
Nico: Wow. The columns of the school are pure crystal.
Eli: It's like a smaller version of the Crystal Empire.
Varie: It sure feels like it and the Crystal Heart is a statue of crystal. How cool is that.
The gate opened and we went in. We then went into the school and we saw a lot of students and instead of kids wearing clothes with their cutie marks on them they had purple shirts and skirts for the girls and purple shirts and blue pants for the boys.
Me: Wow. The school dress code is really sophisticated.
Twilight Sparkle: That's right J.D.
Poliwag: Hello, everybody!
Everyone saw us.
Minuette (EG): Wow Team Loud Phoenix Storm!
Twinkleshine (EG): It's awesome they are here.
Lemon Hearts (EG): Twilight!
Moondancer (EG): Twilight Wow! You're back!
Lyra Heartstrings (EG): We missed you!
They went and hugged her.
Twilight Sparkle: I missed you girls too.
Me: Awesome to meet you all.
Minuette (EG): It's a big honor.
Nico: We came to join you all for the awesome reunion.
Rainbow Dash: And put on an awesome concert for you all.
Eddy: I guess you heard the news about me and Dark blowing Cinch's head off.
Moondancer (EG): No we didn't! Cinch is dead?
Me: She sure is. On April 12th, 2021 we went into battle with 23 of the most evil enemies in all of Equestria's history and they were going to destroy all of Friendship by eradicating the entire universe.
Nico: Yeah it was awful.
Laney: But we all stopped them forever.
?: That is great you did.
Dean Cadance came.
Twilight Sparkle: Dean Cadance!
Dean Cadance: Twilight!
They went and hugged.
Dean Cadance: It's awesome to see you here for the reunion.
Twilight Sparkle: Wouldn't miss this for anything.
Dean Cadance: I'm glad and Team Loud Phoenix Storm it's such an honor to meet you all.
Me: Same to you Dean Cadance. Your school is really amazing.
Maria: Sorry Twilight hasn't been in contact with you.
Dean Cadance: That's all right. But she has been sending me pictures of everything that happened.
Nico: That's good.
Me: I take it you heard that Cinch bit the dust?
Dean Cadance: I sure did but I didn't tell everyone because I wanted it to be a surprise.
Me: That's good. We actually have an awesome surprise for you all when we get the reunion underway.
We went to Dean Cadance's Office and we saw that it made some changes to her office.
Me: Wow!
Twilight Sparkle: You removed all the curtains and everything blocking the sun and all that.
Dean Cadance: We sure did.
Me: It looks nice and more friendly instead of filled with torture and abuse.
Dean Cadance: It sure does.
William: You'll be happy to know that Twilight and Rainbow Dash went on Ambassador missions.
Me: Yep they sure did. Twilight went to meet our friends Nate Adams, Katie Forester and Whisper here and they took down a really crazy and malevolent monster.
Nate Adams: It's true and it was amazing.
Katie Forester: Yeah.
Me: Yep. And Rainbow Dash met Nico's friends Ish, Ash and their friends here and they were for the world of NFL Football.
Rainbow Dash: It sure was awesome.
Treehugger (EG): That is so far out dudes.
Me: Yes it sure is.
Twilight Sparkle: We're not done yet though.
Dean Cadance: That is so amazing.
Me: It sure is. These Ambassador Missions we have is part of a special Diplomatic Program we made for future missions.
Nico: It's true.
May: We're on Sydney's ambassador missions at the moment.
Nico: Yep and that is a great one. These Ambassador missions get us prepared for the upcoming missions ahead.
Me: Yep. But the most brutal one we're going to have is coming up on April 28th. That's where we go into the world of the Live Action Transformers. And let me tell you. That place is crawling with stuff.
I told Dean Cadance and everyone what's going on there and how it was affecting the human race and the transformers and all that and it was terrible.
Dean Cadance and the human versions of Twilight's friends were shocked and horrified.
Dean Cadance: That is crazy! After everything that was done for the human race by the Autobots they turned their backs on them.
Me: Yeah. Bunch of xenophobic bastards. Uh pardon my language.
Dean Cadance: No worries.
Leadfoot: Several of my fellow Autobots are unaccounted for. Sideswipe. Dino. Ratchet. Roadbuster, Topspin. And Jolt.
Nico: Yeah. That's because they are still fighting in your universe.
Live Action Jazz: But what really infuriates me is that all the humans we helped betrayed us after everything we did for them.
Me: I know. That really is horrible. Blame Sentinel Prime for that like we said. But he is now part of our frenemies in exile.
Sarah Tinsley: You all can't stay mad at him forever though.
Me: That's right.
Dean Cadance: How did the live action transformers wind up in our universe?
Me: We don't really know that ourselves. It's a really huge mystery.
Nico: Yeah.
Live Action Jazz: I'm not mad at Sentinel. The Animated one, maybe. But not the one I know. The humans who decided to be idiots had the choice to let the others live in peace.
Barricade: Well, there are still some good humans. Like Cade Yeager and William Lennox.
Nico: That's true and Sam is now here in our universe.
Me: We're going to have him hold on for 2 and a half months till April 28th before we go to the World of Live Action Transformers. It's gonna be a test of his patience.
Nico: Yeah.
We later got the barbecue underway and we grew trees that had whole chickens, burger patties, sausages and more. We gave lots and lots of meat, steaks, chickens, ham, burgers, sloppy joes, pulled pork sandwiches, sausages, little smokey sausages, drumsticks, beans, coleslaw, salads and more for everyone and we even had banana pudding and cake for dessert. We also had cookies and cream cake and even mint chip cake and ice cream. There was a lot of good food and more.
Indigo Zap: Awesome food J.D.
Me: Thanks Indigo.
We gave everyone awesome foods. Later it was time for the concert.
Me: Thank you everyone! First off I would like to thank you all for inviting us over to this awesome reunion. We have a great show for you all today.
First we got to singing The Night Begins To Shine by B.E.R. The sky had a Total Solar Eclipse form in it.
Me: (Singing Divinely)
I saw you dance
From the corner
I caught your name
In a conversation
Playing hard-to-get
But I can understand
When I look at you
I see the story in your eyes
When we're dancing
The night begins to shine
Night begins to shine
The night begins to shine
Night begins to shine
When we're dancing
The night begins to shine
Talk 'til dawn
My heart was racing
I took you home
In the driving rain
Had my mind made up
I wanna feel your touch
When I look at you
I see the story in your eyes
When we're dancing
The night begins to shine
The night begins to shine
The night begins to shine
The night begins to shine
When we're dancing
The night begins to shine
The night begins to shine
(Night begins to shine)
The night begins to shine
Had my mind made up
I wanna feel your touch
When I look at you
I see the story in your eyes
When we're dancing
The night begins to shine
Night begins to shine
The night begins to shine
Night begins to shine
The night begins to shine
Night begins to shine
The night begins to shine
The night begins to shine
When we're dancing
The night begins to shine
Night begins to shine
The night begins to shine (the night begins to shine)
Night begins to shine
The night begins to shine (the night begins to shine)
Everyone was in awe. When the song was done everyone cheered wildly!
Me: THANK YOU! Now the next song that you are going to hear is Shine Like Rainbows and that one is gonna be special. It's going to show you a montage of our great adventures we had with Twilight and her friends ever since they all joined us.
Everyone was excited for that.
We got the song underway and rainbows swirled around us and more.
Me and the Rainbooms.
Once upon a time, you came into my world and made the stars align
Now I can see the signs, you pick me up when I get down so I can shine
Shine like rainbows
Shine like rainbows
Friends, you are in my life and you can count on me to be there by your side
And when the music comes alive, you sing us songs to lift us up so we can shine
And the sound that we hear in our hearts
Makes a crescendo
And the light that ignites in the dark
It makes us all glow
And shine like rainbows
We shine like rainbows
Together we stand
As the rain begins to fall
And holdin' our heads up high
As the sun shines through it all
And the sound that we hear in our hearts
Makes a crescendo
And the light that ignites in the dark
It makes us all glow
And shine like rainbows
We shine like rainbows
Shine like rainbows
We shine like rainbows
We shine like rainbows
We showed the greatest adventures with all of Equestria: First was freeing Twilight and friends during the War With The Royal Defenders, Then meeting Twilight and Friends in our universe and taking down Queen Chrysalis, the Redemption of Cozy Glow, The Quelling of The Hooffields & McCoys Feuds and getting our incredible World Tree Estate, Taking Down King Sombra, Taking Down Nightmare Moon, Destroying the Mean 6, The Great April 12th War of Friendship, The Battle of Camp Everfree, The Battle with The Tantabus, Taking Down Evil Trouble Shoes in Appleoosa, Restoring the color to Hope Hollow, Destroying Lavan the Lava Demon and stopping the 1986 Smooze during the Race Around Equestria, Along with all the things we have done for much of Equestria over the course of a year and a half.
Those were awesome!
When the song was done everyone cheered wildly.
Me: Thank You! Thank you!
We later got to the main event.
Me: Now this is the fun part we have for you all. These two statues we have for you all commemorate the forces of Harmony and one is also a reminder of what not to become.
I pulled off the tarps and one statue was Twilight Sparkle and her friends and us trouncing the Doomsday 23 in Equestria and the other was a copy of the Statue of Disharmony.
Everyone was in awe.
Nico: Wow! That is awesome.
Indigo Zap: Those statues are incredible.
Me: Yep. These are to commemorate our great battle we had during the April 12th, 2021 War. Look what it says on this one.
I pointed to a plaque and Minuette read it.
Minuette (EG): "THIS MONUMENT TO DISHARMONY IS CURRENTLY ON TOUR ALL OVER EQUESTRIA, REMINDING EVILDOERS AND VILLAINS ALIKE THAT THE SPIRIT OF FRIENDSHIP WILL NEVER BE CONQUERED. MAY FUTURE GENERATIONS LEARN AND NEVER REPEAT THE MISTAKES OF TIREK THE TERRIBLE, CHRYSALIS THE CRUEL, EVIL COZY GLOW THE MALEFIC, KING SOMBRA THE BLACKHEARTED, GROGAR THE MALEVOLENT, NIGHTMARE MOON THE DARK, DAYBREAKER THE HATEFUL, THE MEAN 6 THE DISHARMONIOUS, THE MANE-IAC THE MANIACAL, EVIL STARLIGHT GLIMMER THE NEFARIOUS, STORM KING THE TREACHEROUS, THE PONY OF SHADOWS THE CORRUPTOR, THE DAZZLINGS THE SONGS OF HATE, RABIA THE BLOODTHIRSTY, THE DIAMOND DOGS THE GREEDY, DEMON SHIMMER THE POWERHUNGRY, MIDNIGHT SPARKLE THE DESTROYER, AND ABACUS CINCH THE MANIPULATOR." Whoa! That is so cool!
Nico: Yep it sure is.
Me: We call them The Disharmonious 23. Also known as The Doomsday 23. That was one of our most incredible battles we've had. It took the combined efforts of all of us from all over the universe to destroy them.
Lemon Hearts (EG): That is amazing!
Dean Cadance: Those statues will be perfect for us all in the garden.
Me: I'm glad you like them. We have statues like these for Canterlot High too.
Principal Celestia: I'm glad you made them for us J.D.
Me: You're welcome.
We had a great reunion.
Later it was time for a funny Simulator Adventure. We were gonna head into Bikini Bottom.
William: (to Squidward and Plankton) You two wanna head with us into the simulator too?
Plankton: No I don't want to get mixed up with my evil self.
Squidward: And I don't want to get mixed up with myself that was a total and worthless moron.
Nico: Good thinking.
Lily: This is gonna be a crazy adventure. J.D. you're gonna probably hurl your guts out in this one. So just want to warn you.
Me: Thanks Lily.
We went into the Simulator. The Simulator activated and we were at the Krusty Krab.
We went in.
Maria: Hi. I'd like some Krabby Patties, please.
Squidward: Whatever. SpongeBob I need 40 Krabby Patties please.
SpongeBob: Coming right up Squidward.
He made them fast.
Maria: Thanks.
Tina Fran: Oh, these are delicious.
[Suddenly, a loud roar is heard and it shook the whole restaurant.]
Me: Whoa what was that!?
Jennifer Millie: What was that?
Nico: I don't know. I think it was a monster!
Nathiel Waters: Think it came from Krabs' office. Maybe he's in trouble.
SpongeBob: [comes out of the kitchen] I'll save you, Mr. Krabs! [attempts to enter Mr. Krabs' office, but Mr. Krabs slams the door in SpongeBob's face; Mr. Krabs m*** and groans as his stomach growls] Ooh, Mr. Krabs, thank Neptune you're okay. [Mr. Krabs' stomach growls really loud] Eww, what was that noise?
Me: Mr. Krabs are you okay?
Mr. Krabs: Huh? [turns his body around] Uh, I didn't hear nothing. Everything's completely normal. Okay, closing time! Everyone out! [pulls down a rope and makes the floor push SpongeBob, Squidward and the customers out.]
Me: OOF!
Nico: OUCH!
Eli: Ouch.
Mr. Krabs: [then he frantically locks the door as everyone looks at Mr. Krabs suspiciously] Eh..o-okay... [laughs nervously] See you tomorrow.
SpongeBob: But, Mr. Krabs, Squidward and I don't want to leave work early. Right, Squidward?
[Squidward happily runs away from the Krusty Krab.]
Me: Stupid Squidward.
SpongeBob: Oh, Mr. Krabs, I could still— [Mr. Krabs and everyone else is gone, leaving with only a nickel] A nickel? [licks the nickel] And it's the same temperature as Mr. Krabs. [picks up the nickel] Ooh, he's gonna want this back. [runs off]
Me: We better go after him.
Squidward: (telepathically to Nico) Nico, which do you think Gene Slammer do you think will appear on your next rescue?
Nico: (Telepathically to Squidward) I'm amazed you can use Telepathy now Squidward. I'm hoping to meet an Arachnichimp Gene-slammer next.
Squidward: Wow one of Spidermonkey's kind. Good choice.
Nico: Yep. So it'll be one of of the Spiders. Tarantulas, Rachnera, Keito, Blackarachnia or Animated Blackarachnia.
[Mr. Krabs runs all over the streets of Bikini Bottom in a frantic panic. He hides behind the building and sees a taxi pulling over for a customer. He rolls over to the taxi and hides underneath it before it drives away. SpongeBob appears and fails to stop Mr. Krabs. He waves for another taxi.]
SpongeBob: Follow that boat! [crawls under the taxi before it drives away]
Nico: Lets go!
We followed.
[The driver stops the taxi boat at a place that's located outside of Bikini Bottom, the Slop Pail. SpongeBob comes out from under the taxi and is completely beaten up.]
Taxi driver: Sorry about all those speed bumps, kid. And the cactus patch and the demolition derby.
SpongeBob: [dizzily] "Roast moblem, Orfficer." [pays the taxi driver and faints]
Laney and Varie healed him up.
[Mr. Krabs is sitting at a picnic table, waiting impatiently for something. He checks his watch and frantically looks around. SpongeBob appears through the wood of the picnic table.]
SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs!
Mr. Krabs: [shrieks as SpongeBob's appearance startles him] SpongeBob, what are you doing here, boy-o?
SpongeBob: [pulls himself out of the table] I brought your nickel, silly. [pauses and looks around] What is this place? And what are you doing here?
Me: What's going on Mr. Krabs? You've been acting weird.
Mr. Krabs: Nothing, [takes the nickel] I've never been here before in my life.
[Just then, a man, who is the chef of the Slop Pail, appears and gives Mr. Krabs a bowl full of chum.]
Sal: Eugene, got your usual here: one big steaming plate of chum! Enjoy.
[The chum belches slime in SpongeBob's face.]
Me: Chum? (VOMITS)
Nico: Oh boy. That's what Lily meant.
Maria: Mr. Krabs, you have some explaning to do!
Nico: Yeah! You made J.D. throw up!
SpongeBob: "Usual?" "Chum?" "Enjoy?" Oh, I don't understand, Mr. Krabs.
Mr. Krabs: Oh, I suppose there's no hiding it, boy-o. It all started back in me old Navy days. [a flashback of Mr. Krabs' Navy days is shown] I was a young seaman on a dangerous mission deep in enemy territory.
[The flashback shows all of Mr. Krabs' Navy friends having a fun time at the beach. Mr. Krabs is sleeping in a hammock.]
Navy chef: [rings his triangle] Meal time.
[Mr. Krabs Navy friends run over the chef and climb onto the ship to eat their meals. Mr. Krabs continues to sleep in his hammock.]
Mr. Krabs: [voiceover] Somehow, in the madness of battle, I became separated from me crew. [his past self yawns and wakes up from his nap; he goes into the ship and sees everyone sleeping after eating too much] It took hours of fighting and sneaking and scraping to get back to me ship, but by the time I got there, our supplies have been decimated. [his past self sits in a chair and the chef feeds him chum] All we had left was chum...and I hadn't eaten since noon. [his past self starts to eat chum] I was starting to feel peckish. [his past self starts to take a liking to chum] But, oh, that flavor. Sweet and gamy with a cream, chunky mouthfeel. [a chum monkey appears as his past self continuously eats chum] Oh, I've had a chum monkey on my back ever since. [his chum monkey screeches before coming back to the present day] Been eating the stuff in secret for years now. [eats some of Sal's chum] Just got a taste for it. One of them survival things, I suppose. [a piece of Sal's chum gurgles for a bit before Mr. Krabs slurps it in his mouth]
Nico: Oh that is gross!
Me: No kidding! (VOMITS!)
Eli: (VOMITS)
Laney: (VOMITS)
Lola: (VOMITS)
Lana was eating the chum!
Plankton watched from the control room..
Plankton: Lana sure likes chum doesn't she?
Squidward: She sure does. But it's hard to imagine that Mr. Krabs liked to eat chum.
Plankton: I know. That is really shocking.
Mr. Krabs: Oh, uh, look, SpongeBob, guys, I don't want this getting out, you understand? [laughs] Especially to Plankton. So what do you say, huh? Keep me shame a secret, huh? For old Mr. Krabsy?
SpongeBob: [laughs] You got it, Mr. Krabs. My lips are sealed. [zips his mouth]
Me: As long as we don't throw up more.
Mr. Krabs: Glad to hear it. Okay, see you tomorrow. [pushes SpongeBob away] Sal, I'm feeling hungry tonight. How's about another plate of chum?
Sal: Oh, sorry, Eugene, that was my last plate of chum, ever! I'm closing the Slop Pail permanently. [closes his restaurant]
Mr. Krabs: [gasps] What?! [gulps]
Sal: Yep, I'm moving to Shell City to make it big in the pictures. Just imagine this mug on a movie screen 30 feet wide! [a closeup of his face is shown while laughing] See you in the movies! [drives away]
Mr. Krabs: But where will I get me chum from?
[Mr. Krabs is now stranded in the middle of nowhere alone. The scene changes back to the Krusty Krab. Mr. Krabs is pacing back and forth about where he'll get more chum.]
SpongeBob: Gosh, Mr. Krabs, I've never tried to make chum before. I don't even know what the ingredients are.
Me: You don't want to know.
Mr. Krabs: Ugh, well, uh, it's, uh—it's made from... [whispers in SpongeBob's ear about what the actual ingredients of chum are and from what SpongeBob hears, it is really disgusting]
Me: (VOMITS)
Nico: Gross!
SpongeBob: [gags and groans in disgust] Eww. [as Mr. Krabs is done talking, SpongeBob turns pale and his yellow color melts off; he mops up his color and washes himself with it] Um, I don't think I can make that for you, Mr. Krabs, but I can make you some chum-free chum. You won't even be able to tell the difference.
Mr. Krabs: I sure hope you're right.
French narrator: (French Accent) Later…
[The scene changes to SpongeBob serving three kinds of chum for Mr. Krabs to enjoy.]
SpongeBob: Behold: three takes on chum à la SpongeBob. [Mr. Krabs gives a taste on the first plate of chum] The secret ingredient in this one? Krabby Patties. Well? Huh?
Me: We sell that at Lynn's Table.
Mr. Krabs: It's delicious! [suddenly gets angry] Too delicious! [swats the first plate of chum away] Next!
SpongeBob: [gives Mr. Krabs another plate full of chum and Mr. Krabs gives another taste] To capture the natural bouquet of the chum, I made this batch entirely from old snail litter.
Me: EW!
Mr. Krabs: [gasps, spits out some snail litter and his face shrivels] A little dry. [shakes his head back to normal] Next! [swats the second plate of chum away]
SpongeBob: [gives Mr. Krabs another plate full of chum] Ooh, I think you'll like this one. [Mr. Krabs gives it a taste] I know I do. [giggles] It's made from wishes and love.
[Mr. Krabs belches out hearts and sparkles. His face turns into SpongeBob's face and laughs like SpongeBob.]
Me: Cute.
Mr. Krabs: [rubs his face back to normal] It's too sweet. Oh, none of these are right, SpongeBob. I think this old chum chewer needs some time alone. [leaves the Krusty Krab and sulks away]
[Later that night, Mr. Krabs stops at a brick wall and wails in sadness. His stomach m*** and groans in hunger, giving Mr. Krabs so much pain.]
Mr. Krabs: Oh, the Chum Bucket's the only place in town still selling chum, but I can't go crawling to Plankton for help. No, I won't. I got too much pride for that. [cuts to Mr. Krabs invading Plankton's trash can, looking for some chum] Oh, come on, there's gotta be some chum in here somewhere!
Karen: [comes out with a flashlight] Uh, hello? [Mr. Krabs hides behind the trash can] Who—who's out there?
Plankton: [comes out with a bat] All right, miscreant, come over here where I can destroy you! [swings the bat around, but gets crushed by it]
[Mr. Krabs attempts to escape, but Karen catches him.]
Karen and Plankton: Krabs?
Plankton: What are you doing here? [crawls out from under his bat]
Mr. Krabs: Nothing, nothing! I, uh, [takes the shoe out of his mouth] lost my shoe! See? Found it. [laughs] Okay, bye. [his stomach growls loudly]
Plankton: [suspiciously] Hold it. What's going on with you, Krabs? Your clothes are a mess and your stomach's making strange noises.
Mr. Krabs: [wears the shoe] What are you talking—I'm...[stammers until he gives in] Oh, fine! [throws away the shoe] I'm hooked on chum, okay?!
Plankton: Say what?! [his skeleton falls out in shock]
Mr. Krabs: Look at me now! Digging through garbage for scraps! [sobs uncontrollably]
Plankton: [sucks his skeleton back in his body] You actually like chum?
Karen: How is that possible? Nobody likes chum! It tastes terrible!
YEAH YOU DUMMY IT TAKES LIKE PUKE!
Plankton: [hops on Karen's screen] Shh! Mute your speaker, Karen. This pathetic display is giving me an idea. [walks over to a sobbing Mr. Krabs] All right, Krabs, old buddy, how would you like a lifetime supply of chum?
Mr. Krabs: [stops crying] Really?
Plankton: Sure, for the low, low price of the Krabby Patty secret formula!
Mr. Krabs: [shrieks] No, no, I can't! Not me formula.
Plankton: You sure, Krabs? [holds up a bowl full of chum] Just breathe in that noxious smell. [sniffs the chum and nearly gags; lassos Mr. Krabs down with the chum fumes and holds up a chum-shaped pendulum] You know you want it. [laughs evilly as he attempts to brainwash Mr. Krabs]
[The chum monkey in Mr. Krabs' head sees and hears everything. He climbs into Mr. Krabs' brain and reactivates it with a steering wheel. Mr. Krabs crawls over towards Plankton and attempts to eat some of his chum.]
Plankton: [throws the chum out of sight] Ah-ah-ah. Not until I have the formula.
Mr. Krabs: [growls] Oh, fine! I'll be right back.
We overheard the conversation from the shadows.
Eli: Mr. Krabs is making a deal with the Devil.
Me: We got to stop him and fast.
Mr. Krabs: [goes to his restaurant, enters his office and opens his safe, only to find SpongeBob sleeping and cuddling with the secret formula inside]
SpongeBob: Hi, Mr. Krabs.
Mr. Krabs: What are you doing here, SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: Oh, when I can't sleep, I come here to be close to the formula. It comforts me.
Mr. Krabs: Well, comfort time's over now! [grabs the formula] I'm trading the formula to Plankton for a lifetime supply of chum.
SpongeBob: [stops Mr. Krabs in his tracks] I can't let you do that, Mr. Krabs. [tries to pull the formula out of Mr. Krabs' claws] You'll thank me for this later. [grunts as he tugs and pulls]
Spiderman webbed Mr. Krabs up.
Mr. Krabs: WHAT THE!?
Spiderman: I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs. But this is for your own good!
I took the formula and locked it up.
Me: We heard you talking with Plankton and we're going to stop this.
I called Dark Spicer and he came with the Live Action Constructicon Team.
Dark Spicer: Looks like it's time to have some fun.
Me: Destroy the Chum Bucket.
Dark Spicer: (to the Live Action Constructicons) Constructicons, merge into Devestator!
Live Action Constructicons: You got it!
They merged into Devastator!
Nico: WHOA!
Me: Nice job Dark! I see you've officially been made leader of the Decepticons for the M.O.E.
Dark Spicer: Yep. Check it out.
He showed his own Decepticon Leadership Medal.
Nico: Awesome!
Me: That is awesome!
Eli: It sure is.
Nico: There was no doubt that you were fit for the position Dark.
Dark Spicer: I bet Live Action Megatron never had Devestator accomplish something impressive as that!
Nico: I bet you're right on that!
Dark Spicer: Yep. Awesome job Devastator.
Devastator: Thanks boss.
Dark Spicer: Awesome. Nico I heard you went to the world of Firestarter from 1984.
Nico: Yep and it was my second time actually. The first time was 1 month after I joined the team.
Me: Boy I remember that. That was so awesome. That was when we were destroying the Horror Movie monsters and I think that was our first ever series of Horror Missions back then too.
Laney: That was awesome and we were searching for the 12 Talismans of Shendu back then.
Me: Yep.
The Chum Bucket was destroyed.
Me: No one is gonna eat chum. (VOMITS)
Horsea: Let's check up on Mr. Krabs.
We went over and we saw that he looked like someone who was suffering from Drug Discontinuation Syndrome.
Me: Whoa he looks awful.
Maria: He's suffering from Chum Withdrawal.
Me: (VOMITS)
Dark Spicer: You all right J.D.?
Me: Sorry Dark. Every time I hear that word Chum or see it, it makes me throw up.
Dark Spicer: Sorry dude. Also Lincoln I heard your dad liked Chum too.
Lincoln: Yeah he sure did and the reason for that was because his school ran out of food and all they had to eat was chum.
I threw up again.
Me: (VOMITS) Sorry.
Manaphy: We have to help him!
Lily: Maybe this will help.
Lily spread her wings of water and she enveloped Mr. Krabs in a ball of water and it cured him of his chum addiction and destroyed the Chum Monkey and then he was down and we cut him free.
Me: Lets see if it worked.
I pulled out $2,500 in cash and held it up to his nost.
Mr. Krabs: (Groans) (Sniffs) Is that $2,500 dollars?
Me: Yep. Do you still like Chum?
Mr. Krabs: Actually I don't like chum anymore. (Gasp) Don't like Chum!? I'M FREE!
Lily: You have me to thank for that.
Mr. Krabs: Thanks lads.
Me: You're welcome Mr. Krabs.
Nico: This was one gross adventure.
Me: Yep.
We later went back home and I got a lot of water and food. Then we went to sleep.
Meanwhile in the Yost Universe, The Yost Fantastic 4 were getting ready for our arrival when we take down their version of Dr. Doom for good.
Yost Reed: I'm looking forward to have Team Loud Phoenix Storm help us all out.
Yost Johnny: Me too! It'll be awesome.
Yost Susan: Yeah it sure will be cool.
Yost Thing: I can't wait to smash that metal freaks face in.
Yost Reed: Me too. Lets get ready!
Yost Thing: IT'S CLOBBERING TIME!
They went at the camera and it froze with all of them in the screen and it.
TO BE CONTINUED…
Another awesome and funny fanfic done.
The Hankering is one of my favorite episodes of SpongeBob and it was so gross how Mr. Krabs liked eating chum! YUCK! If I ate some chum I would hurl my guts out all over the place and it would be so gross! The episode aired on November 30th, 2019 and it was so awesome and funny! The first part of the chapter was based on the great 1984 movie Firestarter. That was a really awesome movie with Drew Barrymore and it was awesome how Charlie had those powers. Pyrokinesis is a REALLY deadly power. Starting fire with the power of your mind would REALLY be scary and potent. But the book by Stephen King was awesome. The second part was for the 1999 TV Miniseries movie by Stephen King, Storm of The Century and I remember seeing that movie when I was a kid and it was awesome! That movie lasted for 4 hours and 24 minutes and it was really awesome and scary. NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Etstheclarencefan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys. Nico's next rescue is gonna be in the middle of the city and Nico, Spiderman and me are gonna go see the Smart House from the 1999 movie Smart House and we'll see what it's like and we'll meet Ben Cooper and his family and it'll be awesome. I've know that movie for a long time and it was GREAT! We're also going to meet an Arachnichimp Gene-Slammer named Heather Riley who is Nico's Chemistry Partner in Chemistry Class. The second part for Lincoln's rescue is gonna be in the movie Magic Island from 1995 and it's gonna be an awesome swashbuckling adventure as we take down Blackbeard and Carbassas and meet the Black-Winged Dragon Gene-Slammer named Leia Nyamuragira, who is from Lincoln's Chemistry Club and we're going to learn about how Laney faced Chandler and how she helped Laney get him into REALLY HUGE TROUBLE not just with Principal Huggins but with the law. But he won't be expelled. This happened before he was expelled when he tried to burn the school down. The next chapter as you saw is where we go into the world of the Christopher Yost version of the Marvel Hero show Fantastic 4: World's Greatest Heroes and we're going to kill their version of Dr. Doom. Get ready for an awesome and action packed adventure.
See you all tomorrow
