GET READY TO LAUGH


In the Appalachian Mountains, Nico, Becky and Swamp Thing were traversing the mountain trails.

Nico: Thanks for coming with me, Becky.

Becky: No problem Nico. It's gonna be so amazing to go on one of your awesome rescues.

Swamp Thing: And I'm honored to that I'm going on one of your rescues too Nico.

Nico: Yep and it's awesome to hike through the Appalachian Mountains. I always love a good hike.

Becky: Me too. Good for clearing your mind after everything that happened.

Swamp Thing: Boy you said it.

Nico: I'm honestly surprised that Yost Johnny killed Yost Doom.

Becky: Me too. After how J.D. said he was going to kill him I was expecting him to do that and not Yost Johnny.

Swamp Thing: But at least he did the next best thing and that is banish that monster to the Warp.

Nico: That's true. It was awesome though.

BONK!

Something hit Nico on his head.

Nico: OW! Huh?

Nico saw a dog bone?

Nico: A dog bone?

Becky: Where did that come from?

Nico: Whoever left threw this dog bone, please pick it up! Thank you.

Swamp Thing: I think it came from there.

They looked and saw a big house shaped like a dog bone and a house shaped like a fish and the bone house was on one side of the river and the fish house was on the other and the fish house was firing hairballs at the bone house and the bone house was firing bones and tennis balls covered in spit at the fish house.

Nico: Whoa this doesn't look good.

Becky: I think we stumbled onto a feud.

Swamp Thing: Between Cats and Dogs.

Nico saw a sign.

Nico: Welcome to Yokelburg - Home of Dogs and Cats Feuding with Each other for 10 years.

They gasped!

Nico: Oh shit! This is a Hatfields and McCoy Caliber feud except with dogs VS cats.

Becky: This is really bad!

Nico: We need to stop this!

Swamp Thing: Agreed! But something tells me this is not gonna be easy. There's only 3 of us and hundreds of them.

?: Make that 4!

A Methanosian appeared!

Nico: Whoa a Methanosian!

Methanosian: (In a girls voice) (British Accent) Long time no see Nico my chap.

Nico: That voice. Lena Windsor?

Methanosian: It has been a while Nico.

Becky: Another friend?

Nico: Yep. She's from England. We can catch up later. Right now we have a feud to stop.

Lena reverted back and she was a girl with red and green hair and she had red and green clothes and green eyes.

Lena Windsor: I'll gladly help you out.

Nico: Awesome! Lets get them.

They ran and went to the middle of the feud!

Nico: Hey! Before you fire another round of ammo, can you please tell us what this is about?

Hound Dog McDog: It's those stupid cats! We will never get along with them because THEY ARE TERRIBLE FREAKS!

Nico: Lets not resort to name calling!

Pussycat Catfield: YOU DON'T DONE DON'T TELL US WHAT TO DO!

Nico: Oh yeah!?

Nico grabbed both Hound Dog McDog and Pussycat Catfield.

Nico: Excuse me you two but I must discipline the nannygoats!

WHAM!

He bashed their heads together!

Hound Dog McDog and Pussycat Catfield: OW!

Nico: I did not enjoy doing that!

Becky: But at least you learned something from Eli.

Nico: True.

Lena Windsor: It serves these dullards right for fighting like that.

Nico: Yeah. Now you blockheads stop this petty feud right now or things are going to get REALLY UGLY! Really fast.

Swamp Thing: That's right.

Becky: Yeah! That's the last thing we want is a repeat of the terrible Hatfields & McCoy's feud!

Nico: And lives will be lost if this war continues.

Lena Windsor: That's right you dullards!

The dogs and cats looked down in guilt.

Pussycat Catfield: Oh you're right.

Hound Dog McDog: We have been really terrible neighbors. But it was because of that stupid cat attached to that dog that did this to us.

Nico: You must mean CatDog. Look, it was all an accident. Can't you all bury the hatchet and get along? The world has enough hatred in it already without you adding to it.

They agreed.

Becky: What's your favorite memory of Nico?

Lena Windsor: I have tons of them. But my favorite memory would be when we were at a British Tea Festival and we saw a lot of amazing Teas from all over the world and they were amazing.

Nico: That was fun. It was really cool.

Becky: It sure is.

They later went back home and told us what happened and it was awesome.


After Nico's rescue, Lincoln, Me, Nico, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lincoln's harem, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, Sima Shi, Sima Zhao, Sun Jian, Guo Jia, Zhang Bao, Guan Xing, Cao Cao, Liu Bei, Sun Quan, Sima Yi, Jiang Wei, Yukimura Sanada (Samurai Warriors), Keiji Maeda (Samurai Warriors), Kanetsugu Naoe (Samurai Warriors), Hanzo Hattori (Samurai Warriors), Musashi Miyamoto (Samurai Warriors), and Dana (Loud House) are heading to Nearburg, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the seventeen girls there, but we're also going to find a massive number of diamonds under CatDog's house, and deal with that stupid gopher that says Finders Keepers.

Lincoln: Ah, we're back in Nearburg, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the seventeen girls here, but we're also going to find a massive number of diamonds under CatDog's house, and deal with that stupid gopher that says Finders Keepers.

Me: That's right, big guy. It's been a long time since we've been here.

Luan: Yeah, the last time was when we first met CatDog, pummeled the Greasers, got Rancid Rabbit arrested and sent to prison, and CatDog got an upgrade to their house, and the Ingrid Twins moved in with them, and kicked that jerk Winslow out of the house.

Nico: I heard all of that from J.D. long ago, Luan.

TLPS Mr. Wolf: And on top of today's mission, we also got word that a Gene Slammer for The Life Stream Dragon is here too.

Lincoln: That's right. And thanks for coming with us on our rescue, Dana.

Dana (Loud House): You're welcome, Lincoln. This is going to be one awesome rescue and diamond hunt today.

We got to CatDog's house, and we knocked on the door, and we were greeted by CatDog, and we came inside. Then, we got to work by digging underneath the house outside, and soon enough, we hit the jackpot: we saw a massive mine filled with diamonds.

Lola Loud: Wow!

Luan: That's a whole lot of diamonds, awesome.

We got out all of the diamonds, and we put them into a scroll to use for later to upgrade CatDog's house.

?: Hey, those are mine!

We then saw a gopher pop out of the ground.

Gopher: You know the rules, finders keepers.

Then, Lincoln grabbed him and put him in a cage.

Lincoln: Those diamonds aren't yours, those diamonds were underneath CatDog's house, and we've discovered them, not you.

Cat: He's right, you greedy scoundrel.

Dog: Yeah.

Gopher: Say what you will, but that little mouse friend you kicked out long ago will have payback on all of you for kicking him out.

Cat: Winslow's back?! Where is he, you little dirt-digger?!

Gopher: I ain't saying anything!

Dog: You underestimate us. Fluttershy, if you would?

Lincoln: Actually, Dog, let me.

Suddenly, Lincoln used Fluttershy's stare on the gopher.

WARBLING

The Gopher was ultimately frightened by The Stare, it's as if he was looking into the eyes of the Devil himself. We were amazed by Lincoln using Fluttershy's Stare on The Gopher, and it worked.

Gopher: Alright, alright, I'll talk, he's in the city.

?: HELP!

Suddenly, Lincoln heard the sound of seventeen girls calling for help. With his deep sapphire blue cyborg eyes and superhuman sight, along with sensing energy signals, he saw and heard exactly where the call for help was coming from. He saw the seventeen girls, but they've been cornered by Winslow, and he has an army of Moogers with him, and they're going to kill them.

Lincoln: Guys, I found the seventeen girls, but they've been cornered by Winslow, and he has an army of Moogers with him, and they're going to kill them.

Luan: That little jerk!

TLPS Mr. Wolf: That's not good! We've got to stop that jerk Winslow, and then, we're handing him over to Vypra.

?: You got that right.

Suddenly, we saw the Life Stream Dragon descend and land in front of us, and when Lincoln and Lori heard that voice, they knew who it was.

Lincoln: Oh, no way, Heather Riley, it's you.

Lori: It's literally been a long time, but we'll have to catch up later.

Lincoln: You said it, Lori. Come on, everyone, let's get that little stinker, Winslow.

We rushed on over, and Lincoln fired powerful rainbow energy balls at a group of Moogers, and they hit them on their backs, and that allowed the seventeen girls to get to safety. When Winslow saw us, he was enraged when he saw us.

Winslow: Well, if it ain't the jerks who got me kicked out of my home. Now, I'll have my revenge on all of youse!

Lincoln: Cut the crud, Winslow, after everything you did to CatDog in making their lives a nightmare, you deserved to get thrown out of the house, and FYI, it's not your house, it's CatDog's house.

Luan: Yeah, and you're just a jerk who enjoys making their lives misery with your antics, and now, we're going to put an end to that, and put you in cage.

Cat: Preferably, in The Masters of Evil's prison in The Center of The Earth.

Winslow: Moogers, GET THEM!

Lincoln unholstered his improved massive Sword of Universal Hope and Elemental Bravery from his wider and muscular back and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms, Sima Shi, Sima Zhao, Sun Jian, Guo Jia, Zhang Bao, Guan Xing, Cao Cao, Liu Bei, Sima Yi, Sun Quan, and Jiang Wei got out their weapons, Lincoln's sisters transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and unholster their massive swords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transform, The Samurai Warriors got out their weapons, Dana transformed and unholstered her massive sword, and Me, Eli, Nicole, and Nico also transformed and unholstered our massive swords from our backs, and we went at the Moogers and Winslow, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, ice, lightning, steel orbs, stars, rainbow flames, orange flames, blue flames, ice, green flames, and life energy at the Moogers and destroyed them, and the barrage also knocked out Winslow, who was then put into a cage, and sent to The Masters of Evil's prison in The Center of The Earth. We cheered wildly as we holster our weapons and power down.

Lincoln: That'll teach that little jerk, Winslow. (To Heather Riley) And it's so good to see you again, Heather.

Heather Riley: It's really good to see you and Lori again too, Lincoln, it's been a long time.

They went up to each other, and they hugged, and Heather Riley was surprised at how much stronger and at how much taller and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him.

Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you when you were eleven, and I've grown a lot since then.

Heather Riley: Yeah, I can see, you've really grown a lot from the eleven-year-old cute little boy into a 17-year-old 7'0" tall and very handsome teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and Lori's also changed into an awesome woman.

Lori: Don't forget married, Heather. Bobby and I tied the knot years ago, and now, we're married, and we have kids.

Heather Riley: I knew that was about to happen.

Nico: Whoa, Lincoln, Lori, you guys know her?

Lincoln: We sure do, Nico. This is Heather Riley, she's a friend of me and Lori, and she also helped us in bringing down that thug, Gisele Razor, and sent her to the California Women's prison and freed all of Michigan from her reign of terror.

Nico: Whoa. Now, that's something I definitely want to hear later on.

Lincoln: You got that right. Now, let's get you back to normal, Heather. Boys, cover your eyes, hold still, Heather, this is going to hurt.

Me, Nico, Eli, and the rest of the boys covered our eyes as Lincoln snapped his fingers, and Heather was reverting back to normal. Heather Riley is a beautiful 17-year-old with long dirty blonde hair going down to the bottom of her neck, pink eyes, fair skin, she's 6'0" in height, and she had the body of a goddess. She also now has massive dirty blonde angel wings, as she reigned in the power of the Life Stream Dragon.

Lincoln: How do you feel, Heather?

Heather Riley: Good. (Realizes she's in her birthday suit) But, I'm also in my birthday suit.

Lincoln gave Heather Riley a new wardrobe, a sleeveless orange shirt with a green phoenix and an orange skirt with the Life Stream Dragon on it, orange shorts, orange leather ankle-high combat boots, and a long orange sleeveless trenchcoat with dragons on the coattails and the Life Stream Dragon on the back, and on her back is a large Life Stream Dragon-themed sword with a 6'5" massive, wide, double-edged, man-sized orange blade with the Life Stream Dragon etched on it, the large wings of The Life Stream Dragon for the crossguard, large pink gem for the hilt, longer black handle, and four large orange dragon heads with pink gems for the eyes and four large pink gems in its mouths for the pommel.

Heather Riley: Wow, I love the new outfit and large sword you made for me, Lincoln.

Suddenly, a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Heather Riley's neck with pink gems on the gold lightning bolts and brown crystals links from her new Crystal Necklace of the Buddha.

Heather Riley:(Surprised) Whoa, is this...?

Lincoln: Yep, that's a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and you're one of my many future wives, Heather.

Heather Riley had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes, as Lincoln wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist and he leaned down and he kissed her on the lips, and she returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the seventeen girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them. The seventeen girls are Rebecca Anderson, Takatsuki Nanami, Millhiore Firianno Biscotti, Amerita Trumpe, Brioche dArquien, Eclair Martinozzi, Jaune Crafty, Leonmitchelli Galette des Rois, Lisl Conchiglie, Noir Vinocacao, Ricotta Elmall, Vert FarBreton, Yukikaze Panettone, Couverte Eschenbach Pastillage, Adelaide Grand Marnier, Risha Anrobe, and Violle Amaretto from Dog Days.

Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Rebecca Anderson, Takatsuki Nanami, Millhiore Firianno Biscotti, Amerita Trumpe, Brioche dArquien, Eclair Martinozzi, Jaune Crafty, Leonmitchelli Galette des Rois, Lisl Conchiglie, Noir Vinocacao, Ricotta Elmall, Vert FarBreton, Yukikaze Panettone, Couverte Eschenbach Pastillage, Adelaide Grand Marnier, Risha Anrobe, and Violle Amaretto.

Me: From Dog Days, awesome.

Lincoln: Are you girls okay?

Rebecca Anderson: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.

Then, when Rebecca Anderson and the other sixteen girls saw who it was that saved them from the army of Moogers and that jerk, Winslow, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old 7'0" tall, handsome, bare-chested hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead, golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive and wide right pec and it was surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, a Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his wider and more muscular back, and right on top was the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, and Buffalo, and below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Lightning Storms, The Weather, and The Thirteen Elemental Forces, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, and Golden-Hearted Lover, Father of Many Kids, Son, and Future Husband, Descendant of The 17th Century Duke Lincoln of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, God of Truth and Justice, and Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe", and he had deep sapphire blue eyes.

He had his massive Sword of Universal Hope and Elemental Bravery holstered on his wider and muscular back, his orange Crystal Saber holstered on his left hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted orange bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, his large gold Cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive and indestructible deep sapphire blue angel wings and the stars and blue nebulae reflecting on them with rainbow tips on the large deep sapphire blue feathers, and he was dressed in an orange version of He Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, and Buffalo on them and with hanging mini silver lightning bolts held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with large orange gem for the belt buckle on his waist, a pair of large blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs with the orange kanjis "Savior of The Loud House, Powerful Student of Many Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of The Crusaders of The Thunderbird, and The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms" on the left legs, and large white leather combat boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on it, a large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts with a large deep sapphire blue gem in the shape of a Thunderbird on top of a silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on his neck and across his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, a large Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring on his left ring finger, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger, he had eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs, and circling around his feet on the floor are eight golden crosses with angelic runes.

Rebecca Anderson: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.

Then, Lincoln made sixteen clones of himself, and he and the sixteen clones went up to the girls, and they picked them up and hugged them in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and kissed them on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrap their arms around the necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.

Rebecca Anderson: Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.

Suddenly, seventeen Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared around the necks of Rebecca Anderson, Takatsuki Nanami, Millhiore Firianno Biscotti, Amerita Trumpe, Brioche dArquien, Eclair Martinozzi, Jaune Crafty, Leonmitchelli Galette des Rois, Lisl Conchiglie, Noir Vinocacao, Ricotta Elmall, Vert FarBreton, Yukikaze Panettone, Couverte Eschenbach Pastillage, Adelaide Grand Marnier, Risha Anrobe, and Violle Amaretto with colored gems and crystals on the gold lightning bolts. We returned to the Estate, we told everyone what happened, and they were shocked when we told them the villains we went after were an army of Moogers, and that jerk mouse, Winslow, who wants revenge on us for kicking him out of the house when we first met CatDog five years ago.

But, when Lincoln showed what we did to the Moogers and Winslow and caged and used Fluttershy's Stare on The Gopher, they cheered wildly for Lincoln and the rest of us, and they hugged us, and the girls in Lincoln's harem then went up to Lincoln, and they kissed him all over. Lincoln and Heather Riley now have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back, and we used the diamonds to upgrade CatDog's house, and it was turned into a massive and awesome mansion, and CatDog and The Ingrid Twins had it moved to Gotham Royal York. Winslow was sent to The Masters of Evil's prison, after his stunt for revenge was foiled.


After our diamond hunt underneath CatDog's house and throwing that jerk Winslow in the Masters of Evil's prison, we were training intensely in the gym doing 100,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 9,500-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and when Heather Riley saw Lincoln working out like crazy, she had an atomic red blush on her face.

Heather Riley: Whoa, Lincoln's really grown to be a 17-year-old 7'0" tall, really big, and really strong young man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful muscles hard at work, and to work out with those 9,500-lb barbells and not even get tired, incredible.

Lincoln: And I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Heather, and now, I can also fight and defend myself.

Heather Riley: That's awesome.

Nico: It sure is, Heather. So, Lincoln told us you helped him and Lori in bringing down that ruthless, evil, and bloodthirsty thug, Gisele Razor, and sent her to prison out of state and freed all of Michigan from her reign of terror. Can you tell us about it?

Heather Riley: You're going to love it, Nico. It all happened long before you moved to Michigan, Lori, Lincoln, and I were walking home from our trip to the Mall, but then, we heard a scream. We rushed on over, and we saw Luan, but she was cornered by that bloodthirsty thug, Gisele Razor, and she was going to stab her and kill her. We couldn't let that thug get away with that, so Lori threw a shoe at her face, and it allowed Luan to get away. Gisele Razor was pissed off we stopped her, and she tried to kill us in a fit of rage, but Lori kicked that thug in the stomach and I punched her in the face, and Lincoln also punched Gisele Razor in the mouth, knocking her teeth out, and we knocked her down, tied her up in nylon rope, and while me and Lincoln were checking on Luan, Lori called the cops, and they took Gisele Razor away.

Lincoln: And Gisele Razor was found guilty of her crimes, and she was sent to the women's prison in California, and she was banned from Michigan forever, and we ended her reign of terror.

Nico: Whoa, now that was awesome.

Heather Riley: That bitch had it coming for trying to stab and kill Luan.

Lori: She sure did. But, during the last day of our around the world trip, we went to the women's prison in California, and I got into a fight with that bitch, but I defeated her, and we sent her to the prison on The Moon. But, then, she caused a big fight in the prison, and she tried to kill Ra's Al Ghul and over the last tater tot. Well, we roughed her up even more, and I did the job of killing her, and her soul was sealed into the Book of Vile Darkness. But, during the battle on Animatron, Gisele Razor came back from the dead as a half-human half-scorpion Heartless, but we destroyed her, and sent her to The River of Fire forever.

Lincoln: But, last year, when we went after Osebo, Gisele Razor escaped from The River of Fire, and she returned from the dead seeking revenge, and during a shopping trip that me and my harem went on, we ran into a couple of thugs Gisele Razor hired to kill us. But, we roughed them up, and I used my special information gathering skills by sucking out information from one of the thug's brains, and found out Gisele Razor returned from the dead and she wanted revenge on us for ending her reign of terror.

Heather Riley: That fucked-up bitch doesn't even know when to stay dead, does she?

Lori: No, she doesn't. But, Bayonetta, one of Lincoln's future wives, transformed, and she, Lincoln, and I went after Gisele Razor, and we destroyed her for good, and sent her to Oblivion for good, where she'll remain there for all eternity.

Nico: I wouldn't count her out yet, Lori. Remember what happened with Blackbeard yesterday? The same thing could happen with Gisele Razor.

Lincoln: If that happens, we're not hesitating with using The Black Gates on her.

Me: You got that right.

We then got a shower, and suddenly, the alarm sounded, and when Lincoln checked the computer, we saw that Robo-Manus, another enemy of The Battletoads, is causing havoc in the city.

Rash: Oh great, Robo-Manus is here.

Lincoln: So, another right-hand man of the Dark Queen is here. Let's get him.

We head out to confront Robo-Manus, and Lincoln fired a powerful rainbow energy blast, which hits the robot in the back. When Robo-Manus saw us, he was enraged.

Robo-Manus: BZZT, so, the famous Team Loud Phoenix Storm, along with the Battletoads, have arrived? FZZT, Now, I will have my revenge on you all!

Lincoln: Not a chance, you mutant biogenetic bucket of bolts and flesh!

Makoto Nanaya: Yeah, we're sending you straight to the scrapheap.

Suddenly, Makoto Nanaya's amber orange eyes turned neon amber orange, and she was surrounded by an orange energy aura with stars, galaxies, and squirrels, and as she approached Robo-Manus, she left orange energy, stars, galaxies, and squirrels with every step. Suddenly, Makoto Nanaya was surrounded by a massive vortex of orange energy with stars and galaxies surrounding the vortex, there's a squirrel running around the vortex, and in the vortex is an amber orange phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Makoto Nanaya emerged, but she was changed forever.

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Makoto Nanaya grew to 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess and she has orange highlights in the bangs of her short brown hair going down to her neck, along with orange tips on her brown squirrel ears and her long brown squirrel tail, she has neon amber orange eyes and an orange energy aura with stars, galaxies, and squirrels surrounding her. She has a squirrel with the Galaxy Kanji in its paws emblazoned on her forehead, she has on squirrel earrings with amber orange crystals for the eyes and the Galaxy Kanji in its paws on her squirrel ears, and she also has a squirrel with amber orange crystals for the eyes and the Galaxy Kanji in its paws for the second pendant of her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with orange gems on the gold lightning bolts and amber orange crystals from her Crystal Necklace of The Buddha which merged with her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love. Makoto Nanaya has on a sleeveless orange fighter top with an amber orange phoenix on it, orange skirt with squirrels on it, black pants, and black and orange ankle-length combat boots, and she has on orange weighted bands with silver phoenixes on her biceps and thighs, and she has on a long orange sleeveless trenchcoat with squirrels, stars, and galaxies on the coattails, and on the back is a squirrel and a phoenix.

Suddenly, Makoto Nanaya's massive Destroyer of the Novus Orbis Librarium sword and her cross-shaped tonfas were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of orange energy as they merged, and when the kaleidoscope faded, it was transformed into a new large sword called Ratatoskr's Galaxy Sword of Cosmic Justice, it's a large sword with the Norse squirrel god, Ratatoskr, etched on the 6'5" massive, wide, double-edged, man-sized orange blade and surrounded by Nordic runes, two large squirrel heads with orange gems for eyes for the crossguard, large orange for the hilt, longer black handle, and four large squirrel heads with orange gems for the eyes and in its open mouths for the pommel. Makoto Nanaya has on her new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with amber orange gems on her wrists, gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold squirrel head with a amber orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle, large amber orange Spellbook of The Gods and The Universe on her left hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her right hip. There's a gold kanji below the squirrel on the back that said, "Makoto Nanaya, Member of The World Void Information Control Organization, Friend to Ragna The Bloodedge and Many, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Emissary of Ratatotskr, Powerful Student of Powerful Teachers, and Master of Squirrels, Stars, and Galaxies."

七谷誠、世界ボイド情報管理機構のメンバー、ラグナ・ザ・ブラッドエッジの友人、リンカーン・ラウドの愛する未来の妻、悪の殺し屋、狂った、殺人、冷酷、そしてサディスティックな野郎、ラタトツクルの使者、強力な教師の強力な学生、およびリス、星、銀河のマスター

Makoto Nanaya has transformed into SUPER ANGEL INFINITY AMBER SQUIRREL GALAXY ANGEL OF STARLIGHT LOVE AND SQUIRREL JUSTICE!

We were amazed by Makoto Nanaya's Super Angel Infinity transformation, and when Lincoln saw it, he had an atomic red blush on his face and hearts in his eyes. But, when Robo-Manus saw it, he flew into a rage and tried to attack, but Makoto Nanaya fired a powerful orange energy blast with stars, galaxies, and squirrels, which hit the genetic and mechanical mutant and sent him flying into a wall.

Lincoln: Whoa, Makoto, you look beautiful, how do you feel?

Makoto Nanaya: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Cosmos and Squirrel Love) I feel incredible, Linky. Now, shall we put an end to that overgrown pile of scrap metal?

Lincoln: (Smiles) You got it.

Rash: Don't start without us, guys.

Lincoln unholstered his improved massive Sword of Universal Hope and Elemental Bravery from his wider and muscular back and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, and he joined Makoto Nanaya, and they're also joined by the Battletoads.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Voice of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope) Let's get that abomination of science and nature!

Makoto Nanaya, The Battletoads, and Lincoln went at Robo-Manus, and they fired powerful blasts of orange energy, rainbow energy, elemental forces, stars, galaxies, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Buffalo, squirrels, and water, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit Robo-Manus. Then, they jumped onto Robo-Manus' back and they brutally pummeled him, and he got hurt really bad. Then, Makoto Nanaya knocked him into the air with an upward swing of her new sword, and she and Lincoln jumped into the air, and with their massive swords in hand, they did two downward guillotine slashes down onto Robo-Manus, and beheaded him, and he exploded in purple flames as his spirit was Super Hakaied and banished to Oblivion for good. We came back home and we cheered wildly for what Lincoln and Makoto Nanaya did, as they holstered their massive swords on their backs and power down, and Makoto Nanaya's new body, clothes, weapons, angel wings, and jewelry are permanent.

Makoto Nanaya: That'll teach that overgrown piece of scrap metal and flesh. Thank you for helping me with taking down Robo-Manus, Lincoln.

Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Makoto Nanaya, and there's also something I want to give you.

Makoto Nanaya: (Smirks) And I think I already know what it is.

Lincoln: (Smirks) You know me all too well, along with the rest of my future wives.

Lincoln wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around Makoto Nanaya's waist, and he brought her into an embrace, which took her by surprise and that brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to her face, they kissed passionately as she wraps her left arm around his wider and muscular back, and her left hand was on his massive and wide right pec, and right behind them was a Thunderbird and Phoenix flying in the air, and we also saw a herd of Buffalo and squirrels running across the field and stars twinkling and galaxies around them, and the display of the elemental forces. We had tears in our eyes and a smile on our faces.

Me: Wow, now that's so awesome.

Nico: You said it, J.D.

Then, Lincoln and Makoto Nanaya came back to us. Suddenly, Litchi Faye Ling and Makoto Nanaya felt a sharp pain on their backs, and then, massive black angel wings with crimson red tips on the large black feathers sprouted out of Litchi Faye Ling's back, and massive brown angel wings with orange tips on the large brown feathers sprouted out of Makoto Nanaya's back. We were surprised, it was a two-for-one deal.

Nico: Whoa.

Lincoln: Whoa is right, Nico. Makoto, Litchi, you girls now have angel wings, take a look.

Lincoln made two mirrors made of water, and when Litchi and Makoto saw their new angel wings, the girls were stunned.

Makoto Nanaya: Whoa, now that's so awesome!

Litchi Faye Ling: Wow, I always wondered what it's like to have angel wings.

Lincoln: And now, you girls have gotten your wishes, and they look amazing.

Litchi Faye Ling and Makoto Nanaya: Thanks, Linky.

The two girls rushed Lincoln, and they kissed him on the lips, which he returned, and held the girls in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms in a massive hug, and we cheered for them.

Lincoln: And I can't wait for later on today, today's the humiliation, and I heard from Corey that Trina Riffin's also going to get the worst humiliation ever. It should serve her right for helping Icky Vicky break out of prison.

Nico: Along with all the crap she's pulled on Corey and his friends, and for what she did to Courtney.

Courtney (Total Drama): I'm looking forward to humiliating that psychopath big time, and for her to break Icky Vicky out of the Jupiter Prison to get revenge, she's getting a whole lot worse from me.

Gwen (Total Drama): Along with all of us, Courtney.

?: I will enjoy destroying all of you for killing me years ago!

Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting around Lincoln, Linka, TLPS Ms. Tarantula's, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the eight large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lucy, Lars, and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lola and Lexx Loud's and Steven Universe's legs, the eight large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the eight emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the eight large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the eight large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam, Lana, and Leif Loud's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Loud and Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Lori, TLPS Mr. Shark, Skippy, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni and Loni Loud's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Luan, TLPS Mr. Snake, and Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Laney and Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa and Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily and Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Varie and Adam Lyon's legs, the eight large white orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming.

Baloo: Oh no, I was hoping never to hear that voice ever again. You can come out now, Shere Khan.

A figure came out, and it was none other than the vengeful tiger, Shere Khan.

Nico: I should've known you'd return from the dead to get revenge, Shere Khan.

Baloo: You just don't even know when to quit, you've caused us a whole mess of trouble in the jungle for so long, along with causing us a lot of trouble back in Cape Suzette. You're nothing more than a nightmare to all those in your path.

Twilight Sparkle: Nico, what can you tell us about Shere Khan? It sounds like all of you have a bad history with him.

Nico: Trust me, Twilight, you won't like this guy one bit.

Nico proceeded to tell those who hadn't joined the team about Shere Khan, and they weren't going to like him one bit.


Shere Khan
Shere Khan is the main antagonist of Disney's 1967 animated feature film, The Jungle Book and the 2003 sequel. A powerful Bengal tiger, Shere Khan is considered suave and charming, yet is deeply feared as the most ferocious predator in the jungle. His reputation was such that he needed only to show himself to intimidate his victims. Khan is equally notorious for his animosity toward man, due to his fear of guns and fire. As such, he has vowed to kill any human that steps foot in the jungle.

Background
As a cub, Shere Khan was best friends with Baloo, Bagheera, Louie, Hathi, and Kaa. However, he was egotistical and cocky which sometimes led to situations where his friends had to bail him out. Nonetheless, he was fond of his friends and was often protective of them when there was danger. In many episodes he even saved their lives. He was also quite affectionate and loving toward his old grandmother. However, as a predator, Khan acted tough as he thought the other animals wouldn't respect him if he showed his soft side. He and his friends went on many adventures together but, at some undetermined point in time, Shere Khan became vicious and belligerent, feared by all the inhabitants of the jungle. He lost the esteem of his friends and they regarded him with distrust from that moment forward.

Despite this, in the DVD scenes of Jungle Cubs: Born to be Wild, Baloo, now an adult, says that, while Khan would "first eat and then ask questions", he doesn't do it out of malice. This implies that, like any other predator, Khan's ways of hunting are merely to survive.

Personality
"Oh, please don't insult my intelligence. It makes me irritable."
―Shere Khan to Kaa
Shere Khan, as a tiger, is the physical embodiment of power and composes himself with grace. Carrying himself with a dignified manner and possessing a strong sense of regal pride and elegance, the ruthless tiger is viewed as the uncorroborated lord of the jungles of India. He is well aware of this reputation and asserts it with sadistic pleasure to the best advantage. Most, if not all, residents of the jungle fear Shere Khan, and for reasons apparent: he is physically imposing and arguably the strongest predator in the jungle; his charm and stoic expressions bely an unpredictable and ferocious nature with a hair-trigger temper; and his sharp teeth and claws are unmatched in battle. He speaks rather politely, even to potential victims, with a soft tone, though he interjects with subtly condescending comments. He also seems fond of taunting and emotionally taunting his prey until he's ready to make the killing strike.

There is no creature Shere Khan holds a deeper burning hatred and resentment for than mankind. It is strongly implied that Shere Khan sees humans as unforgiving, soulless creatures who continuously cause havoc on nature, using narcissistic entitlement as justification for such acts.[1] According to Bagheera, Khan "hates man with a vengeance...because he fears man's gun and man's fire"; these two weapons being the only things capable of challenging Khan's authority and power. His fear of fire is the most dominant; a crippling phobia capable of driving the tiger to immediate panic. As such, Shere Khan has vowed to kill any human that steps foot within the jungle. His rage is such that he is devoted to killing Mowgli, and any creature willing to protect him, to prevent the man-cub from growing up to wield the weapons he fears.

In The Jungle Book 2, Shere Khan's personality and aura take a somewhat darker turn, no doubt a result of his humiliating defeat at the hands of Mowgli. In contrast to the first film, his polite mannerisms and calm monologues are a rarity. His bitterness and hatred for Mowgli have removed any patience or refinement. He is quick to action with no mood for distractions or foolishness and behaves in a more feral way, constantly growling, roaring, and lashing out at anything that pesters him, including a jokester vulture as punishment for mocking him.

Appearances
Shere Khan makes his first physical appearance two-thirds of the way through the film, seen stalking a deer as prey. His hunt is ruined when Colonel Hathi comes marching by with his herd, scaring the deer away, much to Shere Khan's annoyance. When Bagheera halts the herd, Shere Khan eavesdrops on their conversation and is delighted to hear about Mowgli the man-cub who had recently run away from Bagheera with the hopes of staying in the jungle. Bagheera implores Hathi to help find the boy who is alone and devoid of protection. Hathi begrudgingly agrees and, once the herd and Bagheera go their separate ways, Khan begins his own hunt for Mowgli.

After searching for some time, he hears Kaa singing out of sight in a tree. Suspicious, he yanks Kaa's tail like a doorbell and invites the python to speak. Khan questions whether Kaa has any company and asks him about the lost man-cub, encouraged by the snake's shifty behavior and his singing. Kaa attempted to hypnotize Khan, to no avail, who said he had "no time for that sort of nonsense". Seemingly satisfied after searching some of Kaa's coils, Khan ordered him to act as an informant should he come across the man-cub. Kaa agreed, and Khan took his leave, unaware that Mowgli was sleeping in Kaa's long coils in the tree - though the man-cub soon escaped.

Shere Khan's travels eventually lead to the wastelands where he overhears a quartet of vultures singing. He investigates and finds Mowgli dancing with the birds, even going so far as to finishing the last lines of the song with an imposing baritone voice. He applauds the performance and thanks the vultures for "detaining [his] victim" before frightening them away with minimal effort. However, Mowgli is unperturbed and refuses to show fear or run. Impressed by the boy's spirit, Shere Khan decides to give him a head start to make the chase more interesting for him. As Khan counts to ten, Mowgli instead rushes to find a stick to defend himself with. Irritated by this show of courage, Khan speeds up the countdown before launching at Mowgli but is held back by Baloo who grabs his tail. As Shere Khan runs in circles, struggling to break free of Baloo's grip, the vultures carry Mowgli to safety until they are startled by a lightning flash that ignites a nearby dead tree.

Knowing fire is the one thing Khan fears, the vultures encourage Mowgli to grab a burning branch. Shere Khan furiously bites and hits Baloo until the bear falls unconscious, only to be surrounded by the nagging vultures. While he's distracted, Mowgli ties Khan's tail to the burning branch. Terrified and hysterical, Khan frantically tries to put the fire out, to no avail. He runs away, humiliated, scared and burned.

The Jungle Book 2
Shere Khan returned once again as the main antagonist in the second film. Unlike in the first, he appeared much earlier and he looks far more evil and antagonistic than before, much less calm and controlled than in the previous film. He is first seen smashing a makeshift version of Mowgli's head after Baloo left the area with Bagheera in pursuit. He seeks revenge on Mowgli for humiliating him at the climax of the original film and wishes for nothing more than his death. Khan travels to the Man-Village where Mowgli dwells.

He had no luck until he heard Shanti, one of Mowgli's friends, calling him. He then found Mowgli's house and was delighted that he would now have his chance for revenge. He became impatient when Mowgli didn't appear. All at once, Mowgli appeared in the air above the house. After Shanti started screaming about a wild animal, Khan noticed it was Baloo with Mowgli and was surprised. After the villagers responded to Shanti's calls, they saw Shere Khan instead of Baloo and chased him out of the village. Khan was attacked by the villagers with torches but they had no power over him. He escaped in rage but overjoyed to hear that Mowgli is now in the jungle. He encountered Kaa afterward, who had seen Mowgli. Kaa at first insisted he didn't know where Mowgli was, but Shere Khan knew better and intimidated him, even though Kaa was telling the truth.

Out of fear, Kaa told Khan to search by the swamp. However, when Khan arrived, Mowgli is nowhere to be found and he splashes the water in fury as he says "That snake lied to me!" The vultures return and become uneasy when their newest member Lucky begins to insanely mock him. After a few "jokes", Shere Khan tricks Lucky into revealing Mowgli's whereabouts. Before Khan leaves, he viciously mauls Lucky as revenge for the annoyance and presumably kills him. Later on, he found Shanti and Ranjan and cornered them. Mowgli then appeared to find them and Khan confronted him.

Mowgli ran away and Khan pursued him to a temple in the middle of a pool of lava. After Baloo and Shanti teamed up and started to bang gongs with Mowgli, one fell down revealing Shanti. He then said he would kill her if Mowgli wouldn't come out. Mowgli did and he pursued him and Shanti after knocking Baloo aside. Mowgli and Shanti jumped onto a tiger statue right over a pit of lava with Shere Khan right behind them. Before he could kill them, the statue's head fell off towards the lava. Baloo saved Mowgli and Shanti, while Khan fell into the pit. Rather than perishing, he landed on a slab of rock and was trapped underneath the statue's head. Lucky, still alive but lost the feathers on his body and has a bruised right eye, then flew down and started to tease Khan again, much to his annoyance.

TaleSpin
Shere Khan appears in a more anthropomorphic form in the television series TaleSpin. Tony Jay provides his thick, British-accented voice starting from the beginning of the series, through other appearances, until his death.

Khan is an extremely wealthy CEO who is the dominant economic force in Cape Suzette, and an anti-hero. He is depicted as a selfish business man. He is sometimes accompanied by an unnamed emaciated tiger "yes-man" office aide. He takes enjoyment out of running small companies out of business (Higher For Hire is sometimes on his hit list) with a sense of ruthlessness to skirt around the law as he chooses. He also likes to feed tiny insects to the many carnivorous plants he grows in his office. At one point he even hires the Air Pirates to create an artificial oil shortage, so he can extort higher prices from the public in "On a Wing and a Bear".

He has a well-armed air force and navy, complete with battleships. This is mainly to protect his Khan Transport shipping and business interests worldwide. However, he is willing to act nobly at times, such as ordering his forces into the air to protect the city from the Air Pirates, and has shown that he respects Baloo's piloting skills, most notably when he allows Baloo to take over piloting his plane after having all of his pilots replaced with his own robotic pilots; his plane is ambushed by the Air Pirates, and the robotic pilot refuses to deviate from its flight plan due to its programming, causing Baloo to forcefully remove the robot and take control of the plane to evade the foes.

He has an extremely cool and calm personality, rarely (if ever) showing any sort of alarm or surprise, regardless of the circumstances. In fact, when his plane is attacked by Don Karnage's forces in the incident detailed above, he calmly mixes himself a drink as he explains the situation to Baloo.

This version of Shere Khan also makes a cameo in the Bonkers series in the episode "Of Mice and Menace". He appears in a couple of mugshots on a computer, implying that he is a criminal in the series.

This version of Shere Khan also serves as the influence for CEO Carl, the main antagonist of the CG animated TV series Talking Tom and Friends.


When Nico was done, everyone who hadn't joined was shocked and horrified by Shere Khan's deeds. Don Karnage also appeared when he found out Shere Khan had returned from the dead.

Fluttershy: Goodness, Shere Khan is someone who needs to be punished, and my Stare won't work on someone like him.

Lincoln: And at that time, I wound up getting sick and couldn't go. But, I heard all about it from the others after they came back. But, now that Shere Khan's back from the dead, I'm wanting to get my shots at him.

Sun Shang Xiang: We may represent the tiger, but Shere Khan gives all tigers a bad name for his crimes.

Xing Cai: And I've had it with this monster to last an eternity.

Suddenly, Xing Cai's brown eyes turned neon brown, and she was surrounded by a green energy aura with green lightning bolts, and dragons, she got out her Protector of Shu large Sword and Shield, and as she approached Shere Khan, she left green energy, green lightning bolts, and dragons with every step.

Xing Cai: Shere Khan, I will never forgive you for the crimes that you've committed against mankind. The pain and suffering that you have caused to so many innocent people in your path can never be forgiven, and now, I will make you pay for everything that you have done.

Suddenly, Xing Cai was surrounded by a massive vortex of green energy with green lightning bolts surrounding it, there was a dragon flying around the vortex, and inside the vortex is a green phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Xing Cai emerged, but she was changed forever.

Xing Cai grew to 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess and she has green highlights in the bangs of her short black hair, she has neon brown eyes and a green energy aura with green lightning bolts and dragons surrounding her, she has a Chinese dragon holding the Thunder Kanji in its claws emblazoned on her forehead, she has on dragon earrings with green gems for eyes and holding the Thunder Kanji in its claws, and she also has a dragon with green gems for the eyes and the Thunder Kanji in its claws for the second pendant of her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with green gems on the gold lightning bolts and green crystals from her Crystal Necklace of The Buddha which merged with her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love. Xing Cai has on a green and white short-sleeved shirt with a gold phoenix on it, green skirt with the Shu Dragon on it, green pants, and black ankle-length combat boots, and she has on green red weighted bands with silver phoenixes on her biceps and thighs, and she has on a long green sleeveless silk coat with lightning bolts and a dragon on it, and on the back is a dragon surrounded by lightning. Xing Cai felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive black angel wings with green tips on the large black feathers, had sprouted out of her back.

Suddenly, Xing Cai's Protector of Shu Sword and Shield were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of green lightning and green energy, and when they had emerged, they were transformed into Carrier of Shu's Legacy, they're a new large sword and shield set, the large sword has the Shu Dragon etched on the 6'5" massive, wide, double-edged, man-sized silver blade and surrounded by Chinese characters, two large dragon heads with green gems for eyes for the crossguard, large green gem for the hilt, longer black handle, and four large dragon heads with green gems for the eyes and in its open mouths for the pommel, and the large circular purple shield has a large dragon's head with green gems for the eyes. Xing Cai has on her new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with green gems on her wrists, gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold dragon head with a large green gem in its open mouth for the belt buckle, large green Spellbook of The Gods and The Universe on her left hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her right hip. There are gold Chinese characters right below the dragon that said, "Xing Cai, Youngest Daughter of Zhang Fei, Youngest Sister of Zhang Bao of Shu, Warrior and Defender of Shu, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Master of The Sword and Shield, Guardian of Liu Shan, and Master of Lightning and Dragons."

星彩 - 張飛の末娘、張苞の末っ子、劉禅の戦士と擁護者、リンカーン・ラウドの愛する未来の妻、悪の殺し屋、狂った、殺人、冷酷、そしてサディスティックな野郎、剣と盾のマスター、劉禅の守護者、そして稲妻と竜の達人

Xing Cai has transformed into SUPER ANGEL INFINITY DIVINE THUNDERSTORM DRAGON ANGEL OF ELECTRIC JUSTICE AND DIVINE LOVE!

We were amazed by Xing Cai's Super Angel Infinity transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face and hearts in his eyes. But, when Shere Khan saw it, he tried to kill her with his claws, but Xing Cai blocked it with her shield, and fired a green energy shockwave with a swing of her new large sword.

Lincoln: Wow, Xing Cai, you look beautiful, how do you feel?

Xing Cai: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Lightning Dragon and Divine Love) I feel incredible, Lincoln. Now, shall we put an end to Shere Khan for good?

Lincoln: (Smiles) With pleasure.

Don Karnage: Show him no mercy, Xing Cai and Lincoln.

Lincoln unholstered his improved massive Sword of Universal Hope and Elemental Bravery from his wider and muscular back and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, and he joined Xing Cai.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Voice of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope) This is the last time we'll deal with you, Shere Khan.

Xing Cai and Lincoln went after Shere Khan, and they fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, green energy, elemental forces, green lightning, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Dragons, and Buffalo, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit Shere Khan. Then, they attacked him with their weapons, and really left some nasty scars on him, and Xing Cai bashed him by running at him with her shield.

Xing Cai: Shall we put an end to Shere Khan for good, Lincoln?

Lincoln: Ladies first.

Xing Cai and Lincoln fired powerful rainbow energy blades from their massive swords, and as they hit Shere Khan, they exploded with incredible power, and it killed him. Then, as Shere Khan's spirit appears, Xing Cai marked his forehead with a kanji, and condemned him to The Black Gates, and his spirit was erased from existence forever. We cheered wildly for what Lincoln and Xing Cai did, as they holster their weapons and power down, and Xing Cai's new body, clothes, weapons, angel wings, and jewelry are permanent.

Xing Cai: Rest in peace, Shere Khan, may you never return to torment anyone ever again. Thank you for helping me with taking care of Shere Khan, Lincoln.

Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Xing Cai, and there's also something I want to give you.

Xing Cai: (Smiles) And I think I already know what it is.

Lincoln: (Smirks) You know me all too well, along with the rest of my future wives.

Lincoln wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around Xing Cai's waist, and he brought her into an embrace, which took her by surprise and that brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to her face, they kissed passionately as she wraps her left arm around his wider and muscular back, and her left hand was on his massive and wide right pec, and right behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Dragon flying in the air, and we also saw a herd of Buffalo running across the field and lightning crashing down behind them, and the display of the elemental forces, and we cheered for them.

Nico: Now, that was awesome.

Me: You said it, Nico, and now, we're rid of Shere Khan, and this time for good.

Don Karnage: Shere Khan made the big mistake messing with the daughter of Zhang Fei, along with her future husband.

Zhang Bao: That he did.

Nico: Yep.

We later went back home.


Later it was time for Syndey's next Ambassador Mission.

Me: Okay time for Sydney's Ambassador Mission.

Nico: Okay. Shocker's probably with the bad guy that will attack next on that world. Can I count on you girls to get them to our space prisons?

Me: Yes sir Commander.

Sydney: We'll gladly make sure he is in our prisons.

Irena: Lets go get them.

Me: Here we go.

We were off.

Sydney: Guys, meet my fellow Underground Girls.

Rice: Awesome to meet you all. I'm Rice Fitzgerald.

Georgina: I'm Georgina Montgomery.

Maxxine: I'm Maxxine Stennson.

Kendra: I'm Kendra Armstrong

Irena: I'm Irena Malloy.

Nanette: I'm Nanette Allbright

Sheila: And I'm Sheila Castille. Soon to be Sheila Loud.

U.A. Captain America: Pleasure to meet you all.

U.A. Spiderman: Sydney told us all about you and it's a pleasure.

Sydney: So, what's today's mission?

UA Iron Man: Well, you know Von Bardas' attack? Well, that got the government to consider the Superhuman Registration Act. Not only will that force us to answer to the government. But it'll also tell us who the bad guys are.

UA Captain America: We're heading to Washington D.C. to try and stop it right now.

Me: Okay! Lets head there and fast!

Sydney: Right!

We were off to Washington D.C.

U.A. Invisible Woman: Sydney, while we're heading to Washington, how about you tell us what your reversion to human feels like?

Sydney: Sure thing. It felt like I was being molded and rebuilt in a horrible way. It was too painful to describe.

Me: Yeah no kidding.

U.A. Invisible Woman: Whoa.

Me: Also Susan we have had an amazing adventure yesterday involving another version of you and the Fantastic 4 and we killed Dr. Doom.

U.A. Invisible Woman: Whoa! That is awesome!

U.A. Spiderman: Relax, girls. We're just going to Washington DC to talk about why the SRA is bad news. There shouldn't be anything down there that could warrant a fight.

Me: I hope you're right Peter.

Sydney: Me too.

We then arrived and to our shock we saw a bunch of terrorists attacking the capitol and they were being lead by U.A. Titanium Man!

Me: Oh crap!

UA Iron Man: Titanium Man must be leading these terrorists. And I'm guessing Shocker might be with him as well.

UA Captain America: If we stop them, it should turn public opinion to our favor.

Me: Lets go!

We flew down and punched and pulverized the Terrorists all over and even blasted and smashed them to dust.

Me: Nico didn't say anything about killing Terrorists.

Sydney: No he didn't.

Irena Malloy: That's good.

We blasted Terrorists left and right.

We kept fighting the terrorists... when out of nowhere, UA Deadpool teleported in and knocked one out.

Me: Wade Winston Wilson A.K.A. Deadpool.

UA Deadpool: You stupid, vaguely-foreign freaks! You ruined my vacation!

U.A. Wolverine: Oh, fuck me.

Me: Oh boy. And here I thought this was gonna be an easy mission.

Deadpool teleported to the SHIELD agent that was under fire and knocks him out as well

UA Deadpool: And you! Dumb-as-nails S.H.I.E.L.D. clones! I saw what you did to those cherry blossoms back there! You think those things grows on trees?! (turns to look at us) and YOU!

Sydney: Me?

Me: US?

UA Deadpool: You think it makes me less of a man if I came here for the cherry blossom festival? Huh?

Sydney: No. I wasn't thinking- (Deadpool teleports out of view) Where'd he go? (Deadpool teleports in front of her) WHOA!

UA Deadpool: YOU'RE LAUGHING WITH YOUR EYES! I CAN SEE IT! Fine, time for a little BOSS BATTLE, SUCKERS!

Me: How's this for a boss battle fucklips!

POW!

I punched him in the face and sent him smashing into the wall!

UA Deadpool: Ouch! I knew I should've sprung for the health meter enlargement I saw in that e-mail. But that was awesome how powerful you guys are. Anyway, you're probably trying to clear out these terrorists, huh? Can I join the party?

UA Captain America: (sighs) I suppose you could join on a trial basis.

UA Deadpool: I'll join on any basis you want. As long I get the keys to the Stark Tower executive washroom.

UA Iron Man: Absolutely not!

Me: Not gonna happen jokester.

Sydney: C'mon, guys! Just give him a chance.

UA Wolverine: Sydney, do you even know who the Hell that is?

Me: Yes we do. Wade Winston Wilson A.K.A. Deadpool, masked anti-hero and vigilante known for being a crazy unpredictable jokester and constant breaker of the Fourth Wall.

Jamesdean5842: Yep that's right and he has a really bad habit of getting on peoples nerves. (Sighs) It's gonna be one of those days.

We met UA Maria Hill.

UA Maria Hill: I'll take things from here. Titanium Man seems to behind all this. He just made off with some senators and took them underground. We'll cover the Capitol. You get down to the subway and pursue that tri-plated Russian and his pals.

Sydney: (doing her best to be polite) Got it, Hill. Call us if you need any backup.

UA Maria Hill: I'll keep you in mind. Now, go! Time's wasting!

Hill and several S.H.I.E.L.D. Agents went to another part of the area.

Sydney: (sighs) Control yourself, Sydney. Bad thoughts lead to bad actions!

Me: (In my head) I really hate that bitch. But on the plus side I did manage to make a copy of the document for the SRA.

We were in the subway trying to find Titanium Man and the Senators.

UA Deadpool: So, J.D. Which Gene Slammer do you think Nico's gonna encounter on his next rescue?

Me: Uch you dumb blockhead! I was gonna be the one to ask Nico that. But since you brought that up I'm hoping her goes for an Cerebrocrustacean Gene-Slammer next.

Jamesdean5842: That's a good choice for him. (Sighs) This is gonna be a long ambassador mission. Lord give me strength.

UA Deadpool: Also, on March 19, can I meet my two other versions of me?

UA Human Torch: You guys have two versions of Deadpool on your team?! You must have a lot of patience to stand them.

Me: Don't ask.

Sydney: He might be crazy and a bit annoying. But he actually is funny and means well.

Me: Yeah no kidding.

UA Deadpool: Unlike that version of me from X Men Origins. He looked nothing like me!

Me: Oh brother.

Irena Malloy: He sure drives people nuts huh?

Me: Mm-hmm.

We were then facing UA TITANIUM MAN!

Me: Boris Bullski A.K.A. Titanium Man. I would say it's nice to see you here but we would be lying.

UA Titanium Man: (Russian Accent) Da. Americans. Your precious "representative" is safe... for now. Do you have the courage to save him? Let us see!

Titanium Man flew in the air with the senator and flew through the floor, making a hole. And then, Shocker approached us.

UA Shocker: Funny how we keep running into each other, huh?

Me: No kidding Herman.

Sydney: I know. Shocker, after this is done, we need to get you and Titanium Man to our prisons ASAP!

UA Shocker: I know. But you seemed panicked about it.

Sydney: When the SRA passes, it's going to lead to serious consequences. And you and Titanium Man both don't want to be on this world when that happens!

Me: It's true. It's part of our big mission that's going to take place on March 19th. (To Deadpool) And don't even think about spoiling the plot you dolt!

UA Titanium Man: Take your craven, corrupt leaders back! I have no use for them now. Follow me, heroes, if you dare! (flies through the ceiling)

One of the Senators came to us. It was Stan Lee.

Stan Lee: Senator Lieber, from New York state. Good to meet you. You've done us a great service. You heroes are okay in my book. Maybe we should put this registration business on hold.

Me: Stan Lee! Wow! I didn't know you were one of the senators!

Stan Lee: Big surprise huh true believers.

Me: It sure is. Thank goodness you're safe though.

Sydney: Same here.

Me: We got to get Boris to safety and fast.

Stan Lee: Thanks for rescuing me though.

Me: Anytime Stan. Excelsior!

Stan Lee: Excelsior!

UA Deadpool: Don't I know you from somewhere?

Senator Lieber: You don't look like the voting type.

UA Deadpool: Yeah, whatever. Hey, guys, I'll take these folks back to the Capitol. Give me a call if you want to hang out again!

Sydney: Don't worry. We'll definitely hang out again in March. And we'll bring your other two versions as well.

UA Deadpool: Great! And you should definitely teleport Shocker to one of those prisons of yours. (scowls) Before Director Bitch gets his hands on him!

Me: We won't let that happen. Lets go!

We were off to get Boris.

Titanium Man was about to bust in to the Capitol when suddenly the spirits of the Loud Sisters swirled around him and they smashed and pulverized him all over and then converged and then…

KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion blasted out and a phoenix cry was heard and then we came and We were facing him.

UA Titanium Man: Americans! Your deaths await you... here! You are once again a nation divided... only this time you will fall.

Sydney: Don't count on it. When we work together, we can overcome many obstacles!

Me: That's right!

Me and Sydney: MANITOU PHOENIX FEATHER STORM!

We fired a massive barrage of feathers of fire and they hit UA Titanium Man and knocked him out!

Me: YEAH!

UA Captain America: Wow! Your teamwork is amazing!

Me: That's just one of the many techniques and combos we can come up with.

Sheila: Yep. Endless possibilities on them.

We tied him up after removing his armor.

UA Titanium Man: (groans) You... you think you've won. But you haven't. You'll soon see... you've already lost everything...

Sydney: No. We haven't. But don't worry. We won't let the Maria Hill of this world get to you.

Me: That's right! It's for your own safety Boris. We may be enemies now but you will thank us for this later.

I picked him up.

Me: That's that.

UA Iron Man: Nice job as always, Sydney. And don't worry. I'm gonna do my best to make sure the SRA doesn't get passed anytime soon.

Sydney: I know you will. (sees UA Deadpool) Are the senators safe?

UA Deadpool: They are. (Sighs) Look, I know you're worried about what might happen to us if the SRA gets passed. But don't worry! Sure, things might get bad later. But when the time comes, I know you guys will find a way to pull our fat out of the fire. After all, a piece of paper can't possibly stop you guys.

Me: No it won't. I managed to get a copy of the SRA unsigned for us to look at.

UA Captain America: Smart thinking.

Me: Yep. We'll look it over and see how it affects this world. As much as I don't like it we have to wait till it goes into effect and that's when things go to Hell. But we won't let that stop us.

Irena Malloy: No we sure won't.

Rice Fitzgerald: Yeah.

Me: Anyway lets get these two to prison.

UA Shocker: Thank you.

We later went back home.

We arrived.

Nico: Hey guys. How did it go? And I see you got Shocker and Titanium Man's Counterparts.

Sydney: We sure did.

Me: Nico I did manage to get a copy of the SRA unsigned.

Nico: Excellent. Lets see.

Nico looked it over.


The Super-human Registration Act (SRA, S.R.A. or sometimes SHRA) 6 U.S.C, § 558 - was a legislative bill (HR 421) which was passed into law in the United States of America, enforcing the mandatory registration of super-powered individuals with the government. Supporters and critics debated between the rights of the individual (to freedom of action and expression etc.) on one side versus the rights of society at large (to safety from danger or harm) on the other. See also Registration Acts

When the topic of the original Super-human Registration Act was debated, the issue was explored in a national security context, with the utility of such a law being challenged. The Fantastic Four went to Congress where a committee was investigating whether a SRA, similar in its provisions to the already in effect Mutant Registration Act, was required for Super-heroes (the MRA only covered individuals who had their powers inherently at birth, not those who acquired their abilities artificially in later life).

In his testimony and in evidence he presented to Congress, Mister Fantastic argued that a Super-human registration Act was unnecessary as Super-humans had been largely effective and trustworthy in their actions and government regulation would have only stifled their ability to protect the world. He argued that those individuals who were likely to act irresponsibly with their powers were likely to be super-villains and thus would not be candidates for registration anyway.

As the topic was debated he and his teammates were continually attacked by random super-villains whom they easily subdued, though it is unclear if this helped or hindered his arguments. In his final point concerning the lack of any workable definition of super-human Richards demonstrated a device that scanned a human for physical and mental capabilities and compared those to the national average and marking 'significant outliers', proving several regular humans, including committee members, to be superhuman according to those definitions. The proposed legislation was abandoned and registration of super-humans was not sought in the United States at that time.

Superhuman Registration Act
Interest in the concept of the act was revived, following the events of "M-Day" and the sudden dramatic fall in the Mutant population, the U.S. government again considered a Superhuman Registration Act and Spider-Man and Iron Man traveled to Washington D.C. to discuss the issue. Iron Man initially opposed to the idea, while Spider-Man was unsure of his opinion.

Iron Man attempted to persuade his Illuminati colleagues to support the SRA in order to defuse it. Iron Man predicted that some super-human or group of super-humans would eventually make a mistake that will cost hundreds of lives. After such an event, he went on to predict, the government would inevitably rush to make an example of someone, or everyone, in the super-human community by passing legislation that would be even more restrictive or persecutory towards them then the proposed SRA. By supporting the Act before it was passed, he suggested, he and his fellow Illuminati might have been able to help avert such possible future tragedies and also, by becoming a part of the process, help moderate the legislation so that it would have the minimum possible negative effect on the American super-human community.

The first part of Iron Man's prediction was proven accurate when a conflict between the New Warriors and a group of super-villains ended with a massive explosion which killed over six hundred people, sixty of them children. The national outcry that followed this event led the government (with the support of Iron Man and other Illuminati such as Reed Richards) to quickly enact the SRA.

This led to a major schism and conflict among the super-heroes, with one side (led by Captain America) opposed to the SRA resisting registration and the other side (led by Iron Man) supporting registration and trying to enforce the new law.

The SRA was abolished after the siege on Asgard.

Terms of the Registration Acts
The Act required that super-powered individuals surrender their real names to the government (but not the public). This obviously entailed the loss of their secret identities.

It enabled the government to monitor all powered individuals and was drafted to facilitate the government's licensing and/or employment of individuals who were actively using their powers. The powered individual had to fulfill some requirements or meet some criteria before they were allowed to fully use their abilities and gain legal authorization to continue to use their abilities to fight crime. Government employment was not mandatory, though it was available to those who wished to take it.


Nico: Whoa! This is a terrible document. But good work on getting this J.D. I did however find a huge loophole in this that we can use to our advantage. It says that it doesn't work on Multiverse, Interdimensional Species or Extraterrestrial Heroes that don't come from Earth.

Starfire: That's good.

Me: So the heroes from Outer Space, other dimensions or other universes are unaffected.

Nico: Yep.

Sydney: That's a good sign.

May: Okay, I think Akira should go with you next time.

Akira: I would be honored May.

Sydney: Awesome!

Me: Yep.


Later we were over at the Gotham Royal York Convention Center and it was time for one of Nico's favorite events: The Annual Cheese Festival and it was a really awesome festival where people from all over the world come to show how they make all kinds of awesome cheese.

Shino: Look at all this cheese.

Nico: (Drools) I know and this is amazing!

Eli: Man it sure looks awesome.

Me: It sure does. Wow!

Lana: I hope we get to eat the stinkiest cheeses here like Limburger. That would be awesome.

Rarity: I have always been a very good lover of fine cuisine so it's Gruyere and Brie for me.

Me: Those are good cheeses.

Gaara: Can you believe the cheese aliens wanted to steal all of this?

Me: I know. That is crazy.

Nico: Yeah. But thank goodness we stopped them.

At one stand we saw the stinkiest cheese of all in the world: Epoisse de Bourgogne

Me: Epoisse de Bourgogne. The Stinkiest of all cheeses in the world.

Nico: What does that one smell like?

Me: It smells like rotten sour milk.

YUCK!

Nico: Gross.

We saw a stand from France that had Brie Cheese.

Nico: Brie Cheese. One of my favorites.

Man: (French Accent) Free sample monsieur?

Nico: Oui oui monsieur. Merci.

He tried some and it was great.

Nico: Mwah! Cest magnifique.

Frenzy: For those of us allergic to cheese, best not to touch any.

Nico: Or you'll wind up like Archibald Snatcher.

Me: That was crazy.

Twilight Sparkle: Yeah it sure was.

Lea: Good advice though.

Me: Yep.

Allie Wilde: Yeah no kidding.

Nico: Lets buy some good cheese before we head home.

Me: Good idea. I hope we get some cheddar.

Nico: Yep.

Then we saw Roquefort.

Nico: Hey Roquefort.

Roquefort: Hey guys. Lots of good cheese huh?

Nico: Yep. Doing a little grocery shopping?

Roquefort: (Laughs) Yep for cheese. It's not my turn so I came to get some cheese.

Nico: Cool cool. Just trying all kinds of cheeses.

Wreck Gar: There's also the cheeseburger!

Nico: Yep.

Roquefort: Awesome. See ya round guys.

Nico: You too.

We later got tons of cheese and went back home.

At the estate, we had our Maria Hill with us.

Maria Hill: When it's March 19, I'd like to come with you guys to punch my counterpart in the face.

Eartha: (chuckles) Oh, we'll let you have that chance.

Me: Oh you can count on it Maria. You'll get that chance no matter what.

Laney: Yep. That witch will pay for her crimes.

Nico: Big time. But this was a fun trip. I love the cheese festival.

Me: Me too.

Nico: Now it's time to get some laughter in. It's time for us to go to Lynn's Table for another humiliation session.

Me: Cool! And Deadpool's counterpart already asked what Gene-Slammer you would like to go after next and I picked Cerebrocrustacean.

Nico: Good choice and it would be cool to go meet one like that.

Me: Neat.

Leonard, King Hiss, Hydro Man, Vypra, Shiv, Webstor, Bane, Vexen, Firefly and Calamitous then appeared.

Leonard: Can me, King Hiss, Hydro Man, Vypra, Shiv, Webstor, Bane, Vexen, Firefly and Calamitous go with you guys this time?

Nico: You all sure can. We're going to Lynn's table for another awesome humiliation session.

Shiv: Awesome! I can't wait to get some grub and prank the living crap out of Billy McLean.

Me: Oh yeah. I got some funny pranks too.

Nico: Lets head out.

We were off to Lynn's Table.


We were walking to Lynn's Table.

Deadpool: Glad you guys met my counterpart! (sighs) I hope he's okay.

Heat Man: Relax. I've got a feeling that even though he might be fighting for the Pro Registration Forces, he won't be injected with Nanites.

Me: He won't. Not on our watch.

We walked in to Lynn's Table.

Nico: GOOD MORNING LYNN'S TABLE CREW!

Lynn Sr.: Hey guys! Usuals?

Nico: You know it Mr. Lynn.

Lynn Sr.: Coming right up!

We got our tables and I saw Flip sleeping.

Me: I got a funny prank to start us off. Watch this.

I took out a wooden plank and tiptoed up to Flip quietly and then I grabbed him by his feet and then…

WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP! WHAP!

I whacked him on his overgrown mutant belly with the wooden plank.

And he was yelling at me!

Flip: WHY YOU STUPID UGLY FREAK! I'LL KILL YOU!

Me: AH (POW) SHADUP!

I punched him in his mouth!

Everyone laughed hysterically!

Shiv: Cat, do you and Dog realize that the war in Nico's rescue today was because of you guys?

Cat: We sure do and it was really stupid.

Dog: We were caught up in looking for our parents.

Cat: Yeah it was nuts.

Nico: Oh man.

Courtney: I got a prank for Trina.

Courtney went up to Trina.

Trina: Well well if it isn't loser Courtney.

Courtney then did something crazy!

CRUNCH!

She bit her on the nose!

Me: YIKES!

Countney: You smell like burnt ham and bat guano.

Trina growled ferociously and fire roared out from around her and she SCREAMED IN FEROCIOUSLY INCREDIBLE RAGE! SHE WENT BALLISTIC!

Trina: (SCREAMS IN UNIMAGINABLE FURY!)

Courtney: Temper temper.

Nico: She has some serious issues. Thank goodness she doesn't have her diary anymore.

Me: Yep.

Rico the Robot: Allow me to do a prank.

Rico went up to Lewis Travolta and then he pulled his underwear up and over his head and splattered raw sewage in his pants and boy was IT HORRIBLE!

We were laughing hysterically!

Nico: Nice one Rico!

Lynn Sr. came out with our food.

Lynn Sr.: Dig in guys.

Me: Thanks Mr. Lynn.

We got to eating our favorite burgers.

Shiv: Oh boy.

Firefly: Let's take 5 before we continue.

Me: Good idea. But it's getting funny so far.

Nico: It sure is.

Courtney: It sure is. Mina I'm sorry Trina put you through all that.

Twilight Sparkle: Yeah in all honesty how can you have someone that uses you like a slave and a pawn for a friend.

Mina Beff: I know. But now that I have you guys as my friends I can start over with good friends.

Applejack: I'm glad y'all think so.

Me: (Eats) Mmm. (Nods)

Chloe Bourgeois: Can't believe I used to be like that.

Maria: No kidding.

Rumble: But you changed for the better.

Me: Actually Trina is worse than you Chloe. She has serious anger problems. You don't.

Chloe Bourgeois: Point taken.

Muscle Man: You know who else has Anger Problems?

Armada Jetfire: (Australian Accent) I know the answer to this one mates!

Muscle Man: My mom!

We laughed at his joke.

Me: That's funny.

I then looked at Flip and then had a mischievous smile on my face.

Me: Muscle Man, I don't know if you heard this but Flip called your mom a stupid dumb prostitute and a moronic mule.

Muscle Man: HE DID WHAT!? WHAT DID HE SAY ABOUT MY MOM! (ROARING) WHAT DID HE SAY ABOUT MY MOM!?

Hydro Man: You heard him.

Nico: Uh oh.

Muscle Man: HE'S GONNA WISH HE WAS NEVER BORN!

Muscle Man roared and then ran to Flip and smashed and pulverized the living shit out of him!

BAM BLAM SMASH WHAM WHAP CHOMP BIFF SMACK WHOMP THUMP BLANG BOOM CHOMP THOTH ZONK KATOW THWACK POW BAP!

Nico: (To me) Nice one J.D.

Me: Thanks man.

Muscle Man came back.

Muscle Man: That was fun. But J.D. I know that was you that said that. So only use those lines during these times.

Me: You got it Muscle Man.

Junk Man: How did you know?!

Nico: When it comes to his mom he knows all.

Me: Yep.

Rolf: Rolf has one. Shall we dance with pink hair angry girl Trina, Bundt Cake for Brain Ed Boy?

Ed: Yeah! Lets do it!

Edd: I think I know what's coming.

Double D pulled out a jug and he blew.

Rolf and Ed were dancing.

Rolf: That's my horse! [Smashes Trina's head with a chair]

Ed: That's my horse! [Fires fire at Trina and burns her]

Rolf: "Yes, that's my horse!" [He slaps Trina's cheek.]

Ed: "That's my horse!" [He hits Trina, and they laugh.]

Rolf: "That's my horse!" [He breaks a barrel over Trina's head.]

We were laughing hysterically!

Ed: "My horse! My horse!" [He slams a wheelbarrow down on Trina's head.]

Rolf: "Uh-uh-uh."

Webstor: (to Chloe Bourgeois) But seriously. You really did change your ways.

Chloe Bourgeois: Yes I did. I got a prank. Want to join me Anne Marie?

Anne Marie: You bet!

They went over to Billy McLean and then they made him guzzle a bottle full of dishwashing soap and then…

Billy McLean: BUUUUUUURRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP!

He belched up a massive amount of bubbles.

Trina: (to Chloe) I hope your dark side comes to kill you and your friends!

Apeface: We'll be waiting.

Nico: No we won't.

Nico fired a wave of light and it hit Chloe and out came Dark Chloe!

Dark Chloe: I'M FREE!

NOT FOR LONG!

Rarity then entombed Dark Chloe in an indestructible black crystal and beamed to the Pluto Prison. Trina then exploded into more rage and her eyes turned red and she screamed in fury even more!

Nico: Oh put a lid on it!

Nico fired a powerful blast of lightning and electrocuted her all over.

King Hiss: Let's put ants in her pants.

Lana: Now you're talking!

Lana went over and pulled out a bucket of ants and poured them right down Trina's pants and they bit her all over the place.

She was yelping in pain and it really hurt.

Nico: (LAUGHS)

Skullcruncher: You know what's worse then ants in the pants? Squirrels in the pants!

Fluttershy: Oh I got this.

She called in a bunch of squirrels and they went into Flip's pants. Flip who was still mangled up from Muscle Man's brutal thrashing was really in a lot of pain as the squirrels bit and gnawed him all over.

Vypra: That's gotta hurt!

Me: Not as much as this will. Nazz, Rolf, Kevin, Jonny, unleash the vengeance express on Trina.

Kevin: You got it!

The 4 of them went at Trina with the fury that they had on the Ed's and then they MERCILESSLY AND FEROCIOUSLY SMASHED AND THRASHED TRINA INTO PULP IN A VICIOUS AND FEROCIOUS BEATDOWN! IT WENT ON FOR 10 MINUTES!

Vexen: William, how would you like to go next?

William: With pleasure!

William went up to Lewis Travolta and pressed a button on his arm device and out came a Thing-a-majig and then he pressed the red button and out came a bear trap and then…

CLANG!

It snapped onto Lewis's crotch and he screamed in a squeaky voice and we winced and then laughed!

Shockwave: Maria, you're up.

Maria: Oh this is gonna be good. I got one.

Rolf, Eddy, care to join me for a duel with Billy?

Eddy: Oh yeah!

We were in for some fun.

Billy was armed with a fish and the fight was on a log over a pit full of scalding hot caramel!

TEST YOUR MIGHT! TEST YOUR MIGHT! TEST YOUR MIGHT! TEST YOUR MIGHT!

MORTAL KOMBAT!

They got to fighting!

SMASH! BLAM! BAM! CRASH BAM! CRACK! THWACK! BAM!

Maria, Rolf and Eddy bashed and pulverized Billy all over with their fish as they were using them like mace clubs and they were REALLY SMASHING BILLY INTO PULP!

BLAM! BIFF! SMASH! WHAM! WHOMP BLAM!

The fight was brutal!

The fight was not gonna stop until Billy McLean had EVERY F*** BONE IN HIS BODY BROKEN AND THAT HE SMELLED GOOD ENOUGH FOR THE CATS TO EAT!

Homer: KILL THAT FUCKING ASSHOLE! KILL HIM! KILL HIM!

Courtney: YEAH KILL HIM!

KRASMASH! KRABLAM! BLAM!

Papi: He's not even putting up a fight!

Billy McLean: [clinging to the log] C'mon, Rolf, I said we were–[Rolf's fish catches the side of his face] –sorry.

Maria, Eddy and Rolf picks up the dazed former host of Total Drama.

Billy McLean: Is it over?

Rolf: In a duel, 2 contestants must fight. Or in this case, four. Why do you not fight us?

Billy McLean: Oh. Is it my turn?

Eddy: Hit us, you big chicken!

Billy McLean: Fine then! (hits Eddy with fish)

Eddy: (feels his hit cheek) Okay. I admit that was a nice shot. Now, here's mine!

KRABLAM!

He smashed his face in and busted his skull to dust and smashed him down and then he fell into the pit of caramel and he screamed in pain as it burned him all over.

Calamitous: Nico, perhaps you would like to go next.

Nico: Sure.

Nico went up to Flip.

Nico: I've been wanting to do this to one of the bad guys we faced.

Nico then kicked FLIP SQUARE IN THE CROTCH AND COMPLETELY DESTROYED HIS MALE REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS AND THEY WERE SMASHED INTO PRIMORDIAL SLOP!

FLIP SCREAMED AND WAS FOAMING AT THE MOUTH! NICO HAD COMPLETELY DESTROYED HIS MANHOOD!

WE WINCED AND LAUGHED!

Nico: Nice.

Guts Man: May, you can go next.

May: Okay. Time to go biker chick.

May snapped her fingers and turned into her biker chick attire and she was really badass and ready to cause trouble.

May went up to Trina and pulled out a paddle and it was ready to spank her. She called it OL' SPANKFUL! (WHAP! (SCREAMS IN PAIN)

May: I think it's time for you to have a massive attitude adjustment.

Trina was put on a table and May slapped her with the paddle!

WHAPWHAPWHAPWHAPWHAPWHAPWHAPWHAPWHAPWHAPWHAPWHAPWHAPWHAPWHAPWHAPWHAP!

Trina screamed in excruciating pain and she was not loving it at all!

We laughed at Trina!

Nico: (LAUGHS) SO FUNNY!

Bane: (Spanish Accent) I suggest another round of that's my horse. (smirks) Edzilla style.

Nico: Now you're talking Bane!

Ed: Lets do it!

Edd blew the jug and Ed turned into Edzilla.

Edzilla: (Dancing) THAT'S MY HORSE!

HE SMASHED BILLY WITH HIS FISTS AND REALLY SMASHED AND PULVERIZED THE FOUR DIRTBAGS ALL OVER WITH DEVASTATING FURY!

We laughed all over.

Nico: Now it's time for the funniest of all!

We went to use our techniques and final smashes in a comical fashion on them.

Jake Holling: This morph is going to be our second funny one!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE HYPERJET SQUAD!

They turned into the Jetman Rangers

Arrthoa, Aimukk, and Takinom bashed ad pulverized Trina and Billy all over the place.

Lincoln: HUMILIATION ELEMENT STYLE: LAXATIVE CRAPMANIA!

He shoved laxatives down the jerks' throats and then they crapped their pants!

FFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTT!

They crapped their pants.

Yoko Littner: HUMILIATION STICKY STYLE: STICKY BINOCULARS!

She placed glue on pairs of binoculars and placed them on the jerks' eyes.

Faith Connor: HUMILIATION METAL STYLE: MOUSE TRAP FINGER SMASH!

SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP!

She placed mouse traps on the jerks' finger then the traps hurt them a lot!

OUCH!

Asha (Wonder Boy): HUMILIATION MAGIC STYLE: STICKY FINGERS ON FACES!

She placed glue on the jerks' hands placed them on their faces!

SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP! RIP RIP RIP RIP!

Igawa Asagi: HUMILIATION MAGIC STYLE: HAIRY DEODORANT!

She rubbed deodorant on the jerks' armpits and hair grew out of their armpits!

Me: I think you all could use a try in your armpits!

Billy McLean: OH SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Shinobu Kocho: HUMILIATION BUTTERFLY STYLE: CLOTH EATERS!

She summoned moths that devoured all their clothes down to their undergarments!

Trina: (SCREAMS!)

Jiraiya: (PERVERT LAUGH)

Nicole kicked him in the crotch!

Luluco: HUMILIATION STAR STYLE: STARRY BOWLING BALL TOE SMASH!

She fired bowling balls which fell on the jerks' feet!

SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH!

They screamed in pain.

Mai Tsurugino: HUMILIATION WATER STYLE: SPAGHETTI SAUCE MAYHEM!

She fired spaghetti sauce and noodle on the jerks!

SPLAT! SPLAT!

Valkyrie (Valkyrie): HUMILIATION LIGHT STYLE: LIGHT OF NAKEDNESS!

She shines a light that them nude!

They were naked as jaybirds and Jiraiya, Master Roshi and the perverts all laughed and then Nicole smashed and pulverized them into pulp!

Oishi Kawaii: HUMILATION ROAST STYLE: INSULTS OF SHAME!

She insults Trina first.

Oishi Kawaii: You only attract old men and wear dull and ugly 4th rate clothing and had as much money as a mugger which to say not at all

Then she insults Billy

Oishi Kawaii: You are an uglier version of Chris McLean and have horrible balding on your head and you wear women's underwear!

We laughed at that! IT WAS SO FUNNY!

She then insulted Flip

Oishi Kawaii: You are an ugly cheapskate con artist and are very naughty and you can't buy so much as a diamond!

WE LAUGHED MORE!

And lastly Lewis.

Oishi Kawaii: You are a snobbish ugly hippie with a face so ugly even your mother wouldn't love you and your mother was a guinea pig!

She made them cry!

Eli: Aww we made the wittle babies cwy!

Mai Shiranui: HUMILIATION FIRE STYLE: RAGING REAPER!

She shoved 10 carolina reapers down each of the jerk's throats which cause fire to come out their mouths!

WHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSHHHHHH!

They screamed and then we absorbed the fire.

Fujiko Mine (TLPS): HUMILIATION EGG STYLE: EGGMANIA!

Whe fired eggs on the jerks heads.

SIZZZZLLLEEE!

She ate them.

Maka Albarn: HUMILIATION WIND STYLE: WHOOPEE CUSHION BLAST!

She farts on them!

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTT!

Me: WOOHOHOHO! OPEN A WINDOW YOU DIRT CLODS! WHAT DID YOU EAT!?

Nico: (LAUGHS) That was funny!

Peni Parker: HUMILIATION WEB STYLE: WEB WEDGIE!

She wedgied them using webs!

HOING HOING HOING HOING!

Jessica Shannon: HUMILIATION STING STYLE: WASP FACE MASK!

She covered their faces with wasps!

Me: Don't move a muscle.

Shantae: HUMILIATION MAGIC STYLE: DRESS UP TIME!

She dressed them up in bikinis and thongs of ugly colors!

Me: HUBBA HUBBA!

Nico: TAKE THAT!

Lori took a photo of them and posted it all on Social Media.

Sakura Kasugano: HUMILIATION NOISE STYLE: STETHOSCOPE BANG!

She hit a stethoscope by hammer which causes a big bang noise!

KRABOOOOOOMMMM!

Karin Kanzuki: HUMILIATION WATER STYLE: LOBSTER IN YOUR PANTS!

She shoved lobsters down the jerks' pants!

SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP!

We laughed some more!

Elena (Grandia 2): HUMILIATION LIGHT STYLE: LIGHT BALL SMASH!

She fired light balls on their faces!

SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH!

Ajna: HUMILIATION NATURE STYLE: STINKY BERRY BARRAGE!

She fired stinky berries at jerks!

FOGHORN!

Princess Allura (VLD): HUMILIATION COCONUT STYLE: CROTCH BUSTERS!

She fired a barrage of coconuts at the jerks which hit their crotches hard!

CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK!

CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH!

We winced!

Me: AY-YI-YI!

R. Mika: HUMILIATION WRESTLING STYLE: MUD WRESTLING!

She wrestled them in mud!

SPLAT CRUNCH SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT!

Lana: AWESOME!

Menat: HUMILATION STAR STYLE: STARRY LIMA BEAN BARRAGE!

She fired Lima Beans down the jerks throats!

They screamed!

I HATE LIMA BEANS!

Entrapta: HUMILIATION LIGHTNING STYLE: ELECTRO SHOCKERS!

She shocked the jerks!

ZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!

Ed: Zappity Zap Zap!

Frosta: HUMILIATION ICE STYLE: CHILLY BIKINIS!

She dressed the jerks in bikinis made of ice! BONE CHILLING COLD!

They were shivering!

Perfuma: HUMILIATION NATURE STYLE: HONEY COATING!

She coats the jerks in honey which caused the bees to sting them!

POINK POINK POINK POINK POINK POINK POINK POINK!

Me: OUCH!

Colette Brunel: HUMILIATION LIGHT STYLE: SHINE GONG SMASH!

She bashed them on the head with a staff of light!

WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM!

Ryuko Matoi (TLPS): HUMILIATION DARK STYLE: SPANKING OF PAIN!

She used a plank of darkness to spank the living snot out of the jerks!

SLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAP!

Kyoko: HUMILIATION WATER STYLE: HOSE SPRAY!

She had elephants come in and they sprayed apple juice on the jerks!

Applejack: (LAUGHS) That was funny!

Misako: HUMILIATION FIRE STYLE: SMOKY BREATH!

She fired smoke breath from her mouth on the jerks and it made them cough and gag!

Asuka Kazama: HUMILIATION LIGHTNING STYLE: ELECTRO SLIP N SLIDE!

She electrified the floors to cause them slip and slide all the way to the ocean!

SPLASH SPLASH SPLASH SPLASH!

Lili de Rochefort: HUMILIATION ICE STYLE: CHILLY ICE WIGS!

She placed wigs of ice on the jerks!

COLD!

Ruby Rose: HUMILIATION ROSE STYLE: ROSY HAIRLINE!

She shaved all the hair off the jerks and replaced them with rose petals!

Trina: (SCREAMS) I'M ALLERGIC TO ROSES!

She swelled up like a balloon!

Weiss Schnee: HUMILATION ICE STYLE: FROZEN NOSE HAIRS!

She froze the jerks' nose hairs and ripped them off!

RIPPP!

They screamed!

Me: OUCH! That had to hurt!

Nico: No kidding!

Blake Belladonna: HUMILIATION DARK STYLE: SHAVING OF DARKNESS!

She shaved all over the jerks and left them with a lot of nicks!

Ed: OOH! I got one! HUMILIATION WAX STYLE: WAX OF WAILING!

He put Wax on Trina's back.

Ed: And this little piggy went to market!

RRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!

He pulled the wax off Trina's back and it hurt like a son of a bitch! OUCH!

Nico: YIKES!

Leni: Nice one Ed!

Yang Xiao Long: HUMILIATION FIRE STYLE: SCORCHING CLOTHES!

She scorched the jerks' clothes to a crisp!

Emerald Sustrai: HUMILIATION ILLUSION STYLE: LAWNMOWER MAYHEM!

She used a lawnmower to mess up their hair and their clothes!

Dew Gayl: HUMILIATION NATURE STYLE: FALLING GARDEN GNOMES!

She dropped garden gnomes on them!

SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH!

Yuna Kamihara: HUMILIATION WATER STYLE: ORANGE BATH TIME!

She fired orange scented bath water on the jerks and soap got in their eyes

Luan: Orange you glad you thought of that one! (LAUGHS) Get it?

We laughed at her joke.

Tatsumaki: HUMILIATION WIND STYLE: SPIN CYCLE MAYHEM!

She spun them around in air dry cycle!

SPINCYCLE!

They were really dizzy!

Toph HUMILIATION EARTH STYLE: ROCK BALLS!

She fired rock balls on their faces!

SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH!

OOH! THAT'S GONNA HURT!

Lily the Mermaid: HUMILIATION WATER STYLE: AQUATIC DRESS UP!

She dressed up the jerks in seashell bikinis and seashell bottoms!

We laughed!

Shino, Wreck Gar, Frenzy and Gaara used the Earth, Leaf and Sand Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Shino and Gaara's powers, Wreck Gar's Decelerator Laser and Frenzy's Drums 100-fold.

Shino and Wreck Gar: BUGS OF FURY!

Frenzy and Gaara: SONIC SANDS OF TIME!

Leonard and Lori: WIND PIG STAMPEDE!

King Hiss and Leni: GRAVITY SNAKE SLITHER!

Hydro Man and Luna: WATER WHALE SONG POD!

Vypra and Luan: LIGHT BAT COLONY!

Shiv and Lynn: VOLCANIC LAVA CHEETAH SPEED!

Webstor and Lucy: DARKNESS CROW MURDER!

Bane and Laney: SMASHING PLANT OXEN STAMPEDE!

Vexen and Lana: POLAR ICE BEAR!

Firefly and Lola: FIRESTORM VULTURE FLOCK!

Calamitous and Lisa: TECHNO LIGHTNING WOLF PACK!

They fired waves of elements and they formed into said animals.

Pinkie Pie, Little Cheese, Featherweight, Maud Pie, Marble Pie, Limestone Pie, Cheese Sandwich, Three Stooges, Mr. & Mrs. Cake, Pumpkin Cake, Pound Cake, Alizarin Bubblegum, Somnambula, Silverstream the Hippogriff, Tech Skylanders, and Chang Chengku: LAUGHTER PARTY BLAST!

They fired waves of balloons and party stuff.

Lincoln and his harem: HUMILIATION FINAL SMASH: HUMILIATION CHAOS!

First they shoved a carolina reaper and laxatives down the jerks' throats which cause crap and fire to come of their pants then they wedgied the jerks the threw pies at the jerks and lastly took turns slapping the jerks!

SLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAP! SLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAP! SLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAP! SLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAP! SLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAP! SLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAP! SLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAP! SLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAP! SLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAP! SLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAP! SLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAP! SLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAP! SLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAP! SLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAP! SLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAP! SLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAP!

KRASMASH!

Lena Windsor, Chloe Bourgeois, Pinkie Pie, Nico, Eli and Rainbow Dash: PRANKS OF JUSTICE BLAST!

They fired waves of rainbows and elements and they smashed the 4 jerks down. THEY WERE REALLY MANGLED UP NOW!

Now it was time for the Usual battles and Kyd Wykkyd, P'andor, Avalanche, Kitty, Man Ray, Moonstone, Tar Pit, Number 7, Zs'Skayr and Dark Spicer then appeared.

Nico: Kyd Wykkyd, P'andor, Avalanche, Kitty, Man Ray, Moonstone, Tar Pit, Number 7, Zs'Skayr and Dark Spicer

Kyd Wykkyd: Another day of humiliations, huh?

Maria: You said it.

P'andor: (Russian Accent) And it's only the second day.

Man Ray: (to Nico) I heard you stopped yet another war.

Avalanche: Congratulations, Nico.

Nico: Thanks. It was crazy.

Dark Spicer smirked at us. It looked like he was about to say his catchphrase to us... only to look at Billy.

Dark Spicer: Here's your warning. Your ass is about to get kicked!

Nico: Big time!

Dark turned into FURI and PULVERIZED THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF HIM BRUTALLY LIKE HE DID TO ME!

Me: Better him than me!

We laughed!

?: That was funny!

A figure came out and it was BLUE GLOBBOR from episodes 29, 30 and 31 of Season 3 of Mighty Morphin!


Master Vile creates the Blue Globbor by spitting up a green egg that hatches into it in front of Rito and Goldar as a demonstration of power. The Globbor s a monster that drains energy and is tasked with recapturing Ninjor who escaped after Rito foolishly broke open his jar. The Blue Globbor arrives whilst Ninjor and the Power Rangers take on the newly empowered Tenga Warriors and grabs onto Ninjor, sapping him of his power. To try and counter this surprise attack, Ninjor makes himself grow but the Blue Globbor does the same and teleports himself and Ninjor away into the Space Skull where Vile has Ninjor tied up. He then takes the powers of Ninjor and Vile sends him into Angel Grove to kill the Power Rangers. The Rangers appear in the Shogun Megazord but are forced to retreat into the Ninja Megazord after the Blue Globbor sucks the Shogun Megazord completely dry of its power. The Blue Globbor proves far too strong for the formation, easily taking it down and wiping the floor with the Rangers. However, Tommy and Kat eventually return in the rescued White Ninja Falconzord and blast the Blue Globbor with lasers to stun him. The Falconzord then combines with the Ninja Megazord to form the Ninja Mega Falconzord and the Blue Globbor is swiftly destroyed by the Power Punch which sends him flying onto his back where he explodes. However, much to the Rangers' surprise, the Blue Globbor survives the blow as he arises from the flames and changes into a Ninjor-like form. Master Vile arrives and reveals that he has established a connection between Globbor and Ninjor so that each blow against the Blue Globbor will injure Ninjor and destroying the master will do the same to the ninja master. With the Rangers unwilling to fight properly, Globbor uses his absorbed energy to easily take down both Megazords and the Falconzord and Vile teleports all four of them to another world. The Blue Globbor then shrinks down and proves too much for the Rangers, although they did manage to destroy his energy draining suction cups, and they are forced to retreat.

Although the Blue Globbor is ready to destroy the city, Vile forces the Blue Globbor to retreat so that he can celebrate his upcoming victory prematurely. After the Rangers retrieve the Zeo Crystal and Zords, the Blue Globbor is sent to destroy Angel Grove and he emerges in the city at which point the three Zords confront him. The Blue Globbor continues decimating the Zords and eventually evolves into his third and most powerful form resembling the later Aquitar Rangers. This final form easily decimates the Zords but does not last long since he is severely weakened when Alpha reverses Master Vile's eclipse spell over the city and the Shogun Megazord hits him with a fiery boomerang which completely severs the Globbor's connection to Ninjor. The weakening of Globbor enables Ninjor to regain his strength and break free at which point Vile grows and Ninjor grows into Ninjor Battle Mode. After the Falconzord blasts Vile and the Blue Globbor, the latter charges and tries to destroy Ninjor but is overpowered and punted into a trap on all sides. With his back literally against the Megazords and no hope of escape, the Blue Globbor is disabled by the Fire Saber and finished off once and for all by Ninjor's energy ball which makes him flail to the ground and explode


Tommy Oliver: Blue Globber!

Blue Globbor: Been a while rangers!

Me: I remember you! Master Vile made you to recapture Ninjor.

Blue Globbor: That's right J.D. Good memory on you.

Me: Never missed an episode.

Blue Globbor: The Alien Rangers are free to battle me too.

Aurico: Awesome!

Dark Spicer: Here's my first form.

He turned into Gigajolt!

Thor: Gigajolt again, eh?

Gigajolt: First thing that came to mind. (Fires a lightning blast at Thor)

Thor redirected the lightning and it hit Trina and electrocuted her.

Nico: Nice one.

Dark then turned into Boodunce!

Bertrand: I was wondering when I'd see Boodunce again.

Boodunce: Well, here he is now. (Fires a dark blue energy blast from his hands at Bertrand)

Bertrand deflected the blast and it hit Billy and burned him.

Nico: Nice.

We got the usual battles underway.


Takanuva, Princess Celestia, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Eartha and Dreadbane VS Kyd Wykkyd - Nico's rescue


Kyd Wykkyd was first.

Kyd Wykkyd: (to Takanuva) I'm glad Nico was able to stop a war in his rescue today. But I bet he didn't enjoy bonking the two leaders' heads together.

Takunuva: He said he didn't. But yeah he stopped it.

Princess Celestia: Yeah that was a crazy.

Amber Morning: That was a brutal war between Cats and Dogs.

Spotlight: One of the oldest known battles in Domesticated and Wild Animals.

Kyd Wykkyd: That's true. Lets do it!

They fired waves of light and smashed him down.

Takanuva: ALL RIGHT!

Princess Celestia: That was so awesome!


Tahu, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Needle Man and Heat Man VS P'Andor - Lincoln's rescue


P'andor was next.

P'andor: (to Tahu) I heard Lincoln found a lot of diamonds on his rescue. What did he do with them?

Tahu: We sold them and gave CatDog an incredible mansion and we also took down a gopher that finders keepers all the time.

Sunset Shimmer: That was a really awesome adventure and it was cool how Lincoln used Fluttershy's stare on the gopher.

Pipsqueak: (British Accent) That was really awesome and great.

Sunburn: It sure was great.

P'Andor: Yes. Lets do it!

They fired waves of fire and smashed him down.

Tahu: Well done brothers!

Sunset Shimmer: That was amazing!


Gali, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Rico the Robot and Heckyl VS Man Ray - Meeting a Life Stream Dragon Gene-Slammer


Man Ray was next.

Man Ray: (to Gali) I heard you guys met a Life Stream Dragon Gene-Slammer. What's her name?

Gali: Her name is Heather Riley and she is really awesome.

Rarity: She sure is darling and now we have 2 Heather Riley's and one is an Arachnichimp Gene-Slammer and another is a Life Stream Dragon Gene-Slammer. That is so amazing darlings.

Sweetie Belle: Yeah it sure is. And Heather Riley saved Luan from that monster Gisele Razor. It all happened long before J.D. moved to Michigan, Lori, Lincoln, and Hearther were walking home from our trip to the Mall, but then, they heard a scream. They rushed on over, and they saw Luan, but she was cornered by that bloodthirsty thug, Gisele Razor, and she was going to stab her and kill her. They couldn't let that thug get away with that, so Lori threw a shoe at her face, and it allowed Luan to get away. Gisele Razor was pissed off they stopped her, and she tried to kill them in a fit of rage, but Lori kicked that thug in the stomach and Heather punched her in the face, and Lincoln also punched Gisele Razor in the mouth, knocking her teeth out, and they knocked her down, tied her up in nylon rope, and while Heather and Lincoln were checking on Luan, Lori called the cops, and they took Gisele Razor away.

Man Ray: Wow! That was great! Very heroic and awesome.

Gill Grunt: It sure was. Gisele was a terror and an absolute monster.

Man Ray: No kidding! Lets do it!

They fired waves of water, jewels and ice and smashed him down.

Gali: YEAH!

Rarity: Rapture darling that was grand!


Pohatu, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Rumble and Frenzy VS Avalanche - The cheese festival


Avalanche was next.

Avalanche: (to Pohatu) I heard there was a cheese festival earlier. Did you guys eat lots of cheese?

Pohatu: We sure did! Nico did too and it was awesome!

Applejack: We ate so much of it.

Apple Bloom: Many kinds including the stinky kinds.

Flashwing: Those smelled horrible. But not to Lana.

Avalanche: That's Lana for you. Lets do it!

They fired waves of rock, earth and crystal and apples and smashed him down.

Pohatu: That was awesome!

Applejack: YEEHAW! That was great!


Kopaka, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Cut Man and Junk Man VS Moonstone - The pranks we pulled


Moonstone was next.

Moonstone: (to Kopaka) You guys must've pulled a lot of pranks. I hope they were funny!

Kopaka: Oh they were hilarious! We did all kinds of crazy shenanigans. Muscle Man beat the living crap out of Flip and Rola, Eddy and Maria smashed Billy in a Duel over a pit of molten caramel.

Starlight Glimmer: It was really awesome.

Cozy Glow: It was so awesome! We laughed hysterically! Courtney and Gwen were wanting Maria to kill Billy.

Hex: That was so awesome!

Moonstone: Wow! You guys had a lot of fun. Lets do it!

They fired waves of ice, bones, lightning, stars and magic and smashed her down.

Kopaka: That was amazing!

Starlight Glimmer: That was awesome!


Lewa, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Pickle & Barley Barrel, Air Skylanders, Apeface and Snapdragon VS Kitty - So funny how we did all those silly pranks


Kitty was next.

Kitty: (to Lewa) It was so funny how you guys did all those silly pranks. What was your favorite?

Lewa: I liked the duel with Maria, Eddy and Rolf VS Billy.

Rainbow Dash: That was so awesome! I laughed a lot at that one!

Scootaloo: My favorite was when Nico kicked Flip in the balls!

Pickle Barrel: I liked it when Courtney bit Trina in the nose.

Barley Barrel: I liked it when Lewis got the worst wedgie ever.

Whirlwind: That was all funny!

Kitty: It sure was. Lets do it!

They fired waves of wind, rainbows and lightning and smashed her down.

Lewa: ALL RIGHT!

Rainbow Dash: That was AWESOME!


Onua, Pinkie Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Skullcruncher and Weirdwolf VS Tar Pit - Trina has ONE NASTY UNSTABLE TEMPER


Tar Pit was next.

Tar Pit: (to Onua) Trina has ONE NASTY UNSTABLE TEMPER! How exactly were the Grojband gang able to deal with her for so long?

Onua: In all honesty I don't know how Canada was able to put up with it! Corey REALLY must've really done something that pissed her off.

Pinkie Pie: No idea. But that is crazy!

Featherweight: Yeah it sure is!

Sprocket: No kidding! Corey, Laney and friends really MUST'VE done something to make her hate them.

Tar Pit: No kidding. Lets do it!

They fired waves of earth, metal, lightning and energy and smashed him down.

Onua: ALL RIGHT!

Pinkie Pie: BEST USUAL BATTLE EVER!


Eddy, Luan, Twilight Sparkle, Luster Dawn, Sunny Starscout, Magic Skylanders, Star Man and Flash Man VS Dark Spicer - Trina is a monster and Billy is worse


Dark Spicer was next.

Dark Spicer: (to Eddy) Trina is a monster. But Billy's even worse!

Eddy: You got that right! Billy has done crimes against Canada and the world that make him worthy for the Death Penalty.

Luan: Yeah if Canada still had the Death Penalty he would have fit the bill.

Twilight Sparkle: I agree there. He was a monster.

Luster Dawn: And The Ridonculous Race is next month.

Sunny Starscout: I'm looking forward to that.

Spyro: Me too! That is gonna be awesome.

Dark Spicer: Yep. Lets do it!

They fired waves of light and magic and smashed him down.

Eddy: WOOHOO! Demolition derby boys!

Twilight Sparkle: That was great!


Edd/Iron Boy, Linka Loud, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Life Skylanders, Shockwave and Soundwave VS Zs'Skayr - So funny how Rolf, Eddy and Maria dueled Billy like with Agnes and Marge


Zs'Skayr was next.

Zs'Skayr: (to Iron Boy) It was so funny how Rolf, Eddy and Maria dueled Billy like with Agnes and Marge. Only, Billy actually does deserve it!

Edd: It was most enjoyable to see too.

Linka Loud: It was really funny and all that.

Fluttershy: It sure was awesome.

Tornado Bolt: Yeah we really laughed at that.

Stealth Elf: Yeah we sure did.

Zs'Skayr: Yeah. Lets do it!

They fired waves of energy, lightning, grass, flowers and leaves and smashed him down.

Edd: That was amazing!

Fluttershy: That was fun.


Ed/Edzilla, Leni Loud, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Ink Rose, Moonlight Raven, Dark Skylanders, Stone Man and Guts Man VS Number 7 - Billy, Flip, Lewis and Trina have all been mangled into pulp


Number 7 was next.

Number 7: (to Ed) Billy, Flip, Lewis and Trina have all been mangled into pulp. And I doubt this will be the last time.

Ed: Oh don't worry. We're just getting warmed up. J.D. said he has an awesome surprise for the next humiliation.

Leni: He totes does and it's gonna be so much fun.

Princess Luna: These humiliations are great though. I always get good laughs out of them just like how Celestia did with me and I did with her.

Moondust: Aunt Celestia is quite a really good prankster and she has done a lot of fun.

Snowdrop: That is awesome and really funny.

Gari: I agree there.

Ink Rose: It sure was awesome.

Moonlight Raven: Yeah no kidding.

Blackout: That was so funny.

Number 7: It sure was. Lets do it!

They fired waves of darkness and energy and smashed her down.

Ed: (LAUGHS) [Ed proceeds to smack his head against the dirt.] "I'm a woodpecker!" [he resumes, then stops] "'Cept with the floor."

Princess Luna: A true victory of the night!


Mighty Morphin Rangers, Alien Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Nico, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney and Lola VS Blue Globbor


Blue Globbor was next.

Nico: This will be awesome.

Nico teleported and opened Blue Globbor's safe and in it was a bunch of swords called the Defenders of Time, they're large swords with the symbols of the girls etched on the 6'5" massive, wide, double-edged, man-sized blades, large colored angel wings for the crossguards, large clocks for the hilts, longer black handles, and four large clocks for the pommels. Once in hand, they'll get a massive power and energy increase.

Nico teleported back with the swords.

Tommy Oliver: IT'S MORPHIN TIME!

THUNDERCLAP!

Tommy Oliver: WHITE RANGER POWER!

Zach Taylor: BLACK RANGER POWER!

Kimberly Ann Hart: PINK RANGER POWER!

Billy Cranston: BLUE RANGER POWER!

Trini Kwan: YELLOW RANGER POWER!

Jason Lee Scott: RED RANGER POWER!

They transformed!

Delphine: IT'S MORPHIN TIME!

They transformed!

All: POWER RANGERS!

Delphine: WHITE AQUITAR RANGER POWER!

Tideus: YELLOW AQUITAR RANGER POWER!

Corcus: BLACK AQUITAR RANGER POWER!

Cestro: BLUE AQUITAR RANGER POWER!

Aurico: RED AQUITAR RANGER POWER!

All: Rangers of Aquitar, full power! Power of Water, Power of Light, Powers unite!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!

KRASPLASSSSHHHHHH!

A massive fiery explosion followed by a massive splash of water blasted out behind them and they were ready!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! MIGHTY MORPHIN 3!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Mighty Morphin Rangers for a 3rd time!

Nico: AWESOME! Lets hit him with the Power Cannon!

The rangers summoned the cannon and charged it up.

Delphine: AQUITAR LASER BLAST!

Nico: FIRE!

They fired waves of elements and energy and lasers and the blasts all hit Blue Globbor and he exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

He was dead!

Nico: Blue Globbor, you have failed this city!

Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win!


Fiona Hernandez the Uria, Lord of Searing Flames Gene-Slammer, Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon, RD Lola and Misty Tredwell VS Kimberly Ann Hart the Pink Ranger Slayer


Pink Ranger Slayer was next.

Pink Ranger Slayer: It's just terrible that those 4 have done so many terrible things.

Fiona Hernandez: You are not kidding there. Nico told us all about what they did and we were just absolutely horrified. But the rest pale in comparison to Billy's crimes. He did it all and it was all to boost ratings for Total Drama. He tortured, humiliated and bullied the contests and turned them into total laughingstocks all just to satisfy his own sadistic pleasures and ruin their lives and reputations and worse.

Apple Bloom: Yeah it was so terrible!

Sweetie Belle: Billy McLean is a monster! He ruined so many awesome couples too!

Scootaloo: Yeah he sure did! Sky and Dave would have made an awesome couple!

Diamond Tiara: And he made them do all kinds of weird and horrible things and he turned Ezekiel into a feral monster!

Silver Spoon: But it wasn't all that bad. We found out that Gwen crashing in Australia was a total blessing in disguise. She and Jasmine are like sisters. Now Sammy is Jasmine's adopted sister.

Misty Tredwell: That is awesome and we're happy for them and that Billy will be experiencing the same pain he dealt to all of his contestants.

Pink Ranger Slayer: It sure is but Billy should have gotten the Death Penalty for his crimes.

Fiona Hernandez: As much as Canada wants to do that they can't. They abolished the use of the Death Penalty in 1976. So Billy dodged a bullet on that one. But being marked as a dangerous offender and likely spending the rest of his life in prison with no hope of release is considered the next best thing.

Pink Ranger Slayer: That is a good thing.

Fiona Hernandez: Yeah. Canadian law is completely different from what we have here in America. I'm studying up on laws in International Areas and it's really fascinating with me.

Pink Ranger Slayer: Thats good you want to be prepared for that. Lets do it!

They fired waves of fire and elements and smashed her down.

Fiona Hernandez: FIRE WINS!

Cutie Mark Crusaders: CUTIE MARK CRUSADER VICTORY! YAY!


Marie Hernandez the Gene-Slammer of Hamon, Lord of Striking Thunder, Frozen Fright, Thunder Terror, Magma Gloom, Toxic Horror, Louie PoisonSea, RD Lincoln and Elena VS Weddinmon


Weddinmon was next.

Weddinmon: How come Lewis Travolta is being humiliated?

Marie Hernandez: I don't know the full extent of the details myself but it has something to do with a really high debt.

Frozen Fright: That's right. He's also a really big jerk and a total asshole. He raked in a huge debt worth over $64,000.00 and he didn't want to pay it at all.

Thunder Terror: So Mr. Lynn sent us to MAKE HIM pay by force.

Magma Gloom: Yeah and everyone is totally fed up with him and how he acts like a complete jerk around everyone. He's said to be 1,000,000,000 times worse than Comic Book Guy.

Toxic Horror: He owns a comic book store in the middle of town and everyone is fed up with him because of how he treats the customers and his clients.

Louie PoisonSea: Yeah he is what we call the land version of SpongeBob's enemy Bubble Bass.

Weddinmon: I heard about Bubble Bass. Wasn't he banned from the Krusty Krab for raking up a massive bill himself?

RD Lincoln: That's right and his bill was twice the amount. He owed $128,000.00.

Weddinmon: Geez! No wonder all of Bikini Bottom and Gotham Royal York hate their guts! Those two are made for each other.

They laughed.

Weddinmon: That was funny. Lets do it!

They fired waves of lightning and elements and smashed her down.

Marie Hernandez: LIGHTNING WINS!

Fearful 5: FEARFUL FIVE WINS!


Nicole Hernandez the Raviel, Lord of Phantasms Gene-Slammer, Star Swirl the Bearded, Rockhoof, Somnambula, Mistmane, Flash Magnus, Mage Meadowbrook, Gusty the Great, Clover the Clever, RD Lucy and Carly Atlas VS Marcel Bonaparte


Marcel Bonaparte was next.

Marcel: So what is the history with Flip?

Nicole Hernandez: He's an absolute cheepskate and he did all sorts of terrible things that even the Geneva Convention would never tolerate. He poisoned people with Angel Dust in his Flippee's, made his beef jerky from roadkill and did all kinds of health hazards that the Health Inspectors would have a field day over.

Marcel: Jeez! And why does Lincoln call him a mutant?

Nicole Hernandez: Lisa showed us all an X-Ray of him and his whole body is an abomination to nature! His organs are all in the wrong spots!

Nicole held up an X-Ray of Flip and he gasped.

One of his feet doesn't feel pain under immense weight.
His heart is in his belly.
He can burp out of his ear, and his burps can wilt plants.
He can hold his breath underwater for five minutes.
He can swallow many gallons of water at once.
He can withstand sub-zero temperatures.
His internal organs mostly consist of food products.
His liver is in his neck.
His skin is one big callus.
He has fish gills on at least one of his legs.
He has four butt cheeks, and by extension two butt cracks.
His brain is in his knee (or at least that's where he feels a brain freeze).

Marcel: He's a freak of nature!

Nicole Hernandez: I know. What a monster!

Star Swirl: What his crimes did really were shocking though. He even made Princess Luna and Chunk of the Ripping Friends throw up.

Rockhoof: (Scottish Accent) Aye. It's really sickening now.

Somnambula: (Egyptian Accent) That is absolutely horrible.

Mistmane: It sure is. Flip should have died from all that but he is one tough guy.

Flash Magnus: He sure is a tough guy.

Mage Meadowbrook: In all honesty I don't know what Lynn was thinking having a friend like him.

Gusty: Yeah the guy is a freak and a total jerk and an absolute cheepskate.

Clover the Clever: He is worse than Mr. Krabs was.

Carly Atlas: He IS DEFINITELY worse than Mr. Krabs. We found out that he was trying to kill the Loud's by sending them down a Whirlpool that goes to Skull Island.

Marcel: That's insane! Why was he trying to do that?

Nicole Hernandez: It was all for money! Lincoln was on to his schemes and Joy Kiramensikov the Stardust Dragon Gene-Slammer was on to him too and the Louds, Lincoln and Joy pulverized the living dirt out of him at the mall. The entire town was outraged at Flip and they formed an angry mob to try and run him out of town when Joy told the town everything. Then the police and FBI nabbed him at Flip's Food and Fuel as he was hiding.

Marcel: Good. What happened to Flip's Food & Fuel?

Nicole Hernandez: It was torn down and demolished and replaced with a game store. You wouldn't believe what was in Flip's Food and Fuel. The DEA, HAZMAT Division and the FBI found TONS of pounds of Marijuana, Angel Dust, Ecstacy, Methamphetamine, Cocaine, Heroin, every kind of illegal drug you can think of and more. They found 46,000 tons of the stuff as well as $723,342,392,392,938.00 in cash and NUMEROUS carcasses of roadkill.

Marcel: Ugh! I think I'm gonna be sick!

Nicole Hernandez: I would be too.

Marcel: Same here. Lets do it!

They fired waves of darkness and elements and smashed him down.

Nicole Hernandez: DARKNESS WINS!

Star Swirl: That was awesome!


Zecora, Valerie Brinkley the Earthbound Immortal Uru Gene-Slammer, Lauren Delaney the Earthbound Immortal Aslla Piscu Gene-Slammer, Rebecca Madison the Earthbound Immortal Cusillu Gene-Slammer, Emma Langley the Earthbound Immortal Ccarayhua Gene-Slammer, Mia Addison the Gene-Slammer of Earthbound Immortal Ccapac Apu, Cathy Russo the Gene-Slammer of Earthbound Immortal Chacu Challhua, and Emily LeRue the Earthbound Immortal Wiraqocha Rasca Gene-Slammer VS The Tiki Tak Tribe


The Tiki Tak Tribe was next.

Zecora: This will be much fun after all the pranks and humiliations started for all, and it was just the beginning for many of us to get through the wall.

Valerie Brinkley: It sure is gonna be fun.

Lauren Delaney: Yeah it sure will be fun and those humiliations were so funny.

Rebecca Madison: I always get a great laugh out of them.

Emma Langley: Me too and they are awesome and funny.

Mia Addison: I always like laughing at monsters like the 4 terrors of the World.

Cathy Russo: That's a great name for them.

Emily LeRue: It sure is.

They fired waves of fire and energy and smashed them down.


We regrouped and cheered.

Moonstone: Another day of humiliations done.

Chloé Bourgeois: You said it!

Kitty: I never get tired of these.

Tar Pit: You know it's only the second day, right?

Zs'Skayr: But she has a point.

Lena Windsor: We have a special humiliation victim next.

Number 7: I'd ask who he is. But I guess we'll just have to be patient.

Me: I have something awesome planned for the next one and it'll be an awesome surprise.

Nico: Can't wait to see it. But awesome job today everyone. Our 4 party guests are on their way to the hospital.

Me: Good. For another beatdown in the future.

Chloe Bourgeois: Yep. (To the viewers) Hope you all liked this humiliation spree. It was one of the funniest we've done.

Me: It sure was Chloe. And we got a good meal out of it.

Nico: We sure did. Lets go home.

We went back home and enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep.

THE END


Another awesome fanfic done.

This was an awesome humiliation in the books. It was really funny how we did all these awesome and crazy shenanigans in this one. You'll see who the next victim is for our humiliations later on in the future. The first part was for the CatDog episode where CatDog was off to find their parents and that was an awesome and amazing 3 part episode. The Great Parent Mystery aired on November 25th, 2000 and that was awesome! But it was crazy how they met all kinds of crazy obstacles to find their mom and dad and the craziest of them all was the brutal feud with cats and dogs in Yokelburg that erupted into a Hatfields & McCoys feud. The 2nd part was for the funny episode Diamond Fever which aired on October 8th, 1998 and that was a really funny one. Can you imagine finding diamonds in your own backyard? You would be filthy rich beyond your wildest dreams. NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Etstheclarencefan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys. Nico's next rescue is gonna be in the world of Encephalonus IV and Nico, Edd and Linka are going to face APAROID PIGMA! That was beyond a shadow of a doubt the scariest version of Pigma I've ever seen and it was so scary seeing him in Starfox Assault. They are also going to meet a Cerebrocrustacean Gene-Slammer named Elita Karlsson and she is Nico's friend from Kindergarten that helped him many times in Quantum Science and physics. The next rescue for Lincoln is gonna be on the planet Anur Phaetos, Ghostfreak's home planet and Lincoln and his group are going to meet a Blue-Winged Crown Gene-Slammer and also save girls and take down Kane North, the evil twin brother of Abel North from Ben 10 and also Catherine Lancaster the Rainbow Dragon Gene-Slammer is gonna transform against him but he won't be killed. He's not worth killing and he is a potential candidate for the M.O.E.. The next chapter is for Valentine's Day! Get ready for an awesome and romantic adventure as L'Amore is in the air and we go to the amusement park for fun, the movie theater and then finish up by watching the stars.

See you all tomorrow