On the planet Korhal, Nico, me, Ben and Hunter were walking through the immensely amazing cities of the capital of the planet.

Me: WOW! So this is the planet Korhal. It's amazing.

Nico: Boy it sure is. I have always been wondering what this world is like.

Hunter: (German Accent) Ja und it's amazing how the cities are like this.

Me: It sure is cool.

Nico: Thanks for coming with me, Ben.

Ben: Anytime Nico. It's gonna be awesome seeing what this world is like.

Me: It's gonna be amazing. The reason me and Hunter came with you is because we somehow got experiences from this planet somehow. It was because we came here to kill the evil Arcturus Mengsk.

Nico: From Starcraft 2. I remember him and how evil that monster is.

Hunter: Ja. Und he has caused lots of problems on many worlds all over the galaxy.

Me: Yeah.

I went over his history.


Arcturus Mengsk is a prominent antagonist in the StarCraft real-time strategy PC game series by Blizzard, serving as one of the main antagonists of the franchise alongside the Overmind and Sarah Kerrigan.

He is a Terran born on the planet Korhal IV who lead a rebel faction known as The Sons of Korhal with his fellow Korhalians against the oppressive Confederacy of Man who dominated the Koprulu sector. However, after overthrowing the Confederacy Mengsk forms the totalitarian Terran Dominion and reveals himself to be a power mad dictator, only concerned with maintaining his own power and crushing anyone who defies him.

He serves as a major antagonist in the first StarCraft game, the secondary antagonist in StarCraft II: Wings of Liberty and the main antagonist of StarCraft II: Heart of the Swarm.

Arcturus ultimately succeeded in overthrowing the Confederacy using genocidal tactics and treason and was responsible for abandoning former Confederate assassin and Sons of Korhal member Sarah Kerrigan, on Tarsonis, which resulted in her transformation into the Queen of Blades by Zerg forces.

Disgusted by this, fellow rebel Jim Raynor cut ties with Mengsk and established his own group of rebels entitled Raynor's Raiders.

Upon the fall of the Confederacy, Mengsk established the Terran Dominion, where he crowned himself Emperor. However, he was not much different from the people that he had sought to replace and continued to rule via manipulation and terror. Raynor's Raiders constantly have tussles on with the Dominion on many worlds in their quest to overthrow Mengsk.

Soon after his establishment, the Koprulu Sector was invaded by the United Earth Directorate, which that the intention of defeating the Zerg and Protoss and reclaiming the old Terran colonies. The UED had successfully invaded Korhal and overthrew the Terran Dominion. They then captured Arcturus with the intention of executing him and his officers. However, Raynor's Raiders suddenly interfered and saved Arcturus. Though Mengsk was surprised at Raynor's actions, the rebel reassured him that he wasn't doing this for kindness, but because a mutual acquaintance of theirs (Kerrigan), needed him alive. With the help of the Protoss, the fugitives escaped.

Mengsk was put into cold sleep and later awakened to speak with Kerrigan. Mengsk demanded to know why Kerrigan wanted him around. Kerrigan stated that she needed his Psi-Emitters to gather the Zerg minions to destroy the Psi Disruptor that the UED had taken control of. In return for his help, Kerrigan promised to help retake Korhal from the UED. Mengsk agreed to the deal.

Raynor and Fenix were unwilling to trust Kerrigan, knowing that she will soon betray them. Mengsk agreed that she was untrustworthy but would work with her if it helped him regain Korhal. Raynor responded by angrily reminding Mengsk that he was the reason Kerrigan became the monster she was to begin with.

Kerrigan followed through on her promise and helped liberate Korhal from the UED, however Kerrigan then promptly terminated the alliance and destroyed the Dominion and Protoss bases, killing General Duke and Praetor Fenix in the attack. Mengsk was outraged by Kerrigan's betrayal, but Kerrigan reminded him of his actions on Korhal. She stated that she would let him live to see her rise to power and remember what he had done.

Later on, Mengsk led the remainder of his Dominion fleet along with the Protoss fleet led by Artanis, and the remnants of the UED fleet led by Admiral Dugalle. Kerrigan promptly defeated all three fleets. Mengsk would later return to Korhal to rebuild the Dominion.

He had a son named Valerian Mengsk, who eventually led Dominion forces along with Raynor on a full-scale assault on planet Char in order to de-infest Kerrigan.

In 2505, he finally met his demise at the hands of a vengeance-thirsty Kerrigan on his home world of Korhal, despite rallying his best troops and defenses against Kerrigan's overwhelming Swarm.


When I was finished everyone was shocked.

Nico: Whoa! He's a monster. We got to stop him for good.

Me: We sure will.

Nico: Ben, I can imagine that you feel violated that Giovanni gene slammed several girls with DNA from your Omnitrix Aliens. Not to mention that those girls are from my childhood.

Ben: I do feel violated to some extent. But I think this is really cool that some of the girls are now some of my really cool aliens.

Me: They are cool this way.

Hunter: Ja und they now have amazing powers too.

Me: That's right.

Nico: I have a feeling this is gonna be a rough battle here. But as long as we're here we might as well get some technology from here too.

Me: Good idea. We can utilize all this for us on Earth.

Nico: Let's keep an eye out for trouble.

Me: Right.

We kept our eyes peeled and on the alert.

Then Nico sensed a massive and powerful energy signal.

Me: Whoa I feel that.

Nico: Yeah what power! What is emitting that terrible energy?

Ben: What is it?

Me: I've got a bad feeling about this.

Ben: I do too.

Hunter then saw something up in the sky.

Hunter: Mein gott! Look up!

We looked and we saw a MASSIVE INSECTOID LIKE SHIP and it was right over the city!

Me: MY GOD! That's a Zerg Carrier Ship!

Nico: I have a feeling I know what it's gonna be here for. To destroy Mengsk.

Me: Yeah!

Nico: Ben, if you want to go alien, now's the time!

Ben: Right!

Ben turned into ALIEN X!

Ben: (In many voices) ALIEN X!

The Zerg ship released hundreds of pods and they crashed into the ground and we saw an epic battle begin. The Zerg were overwhelming all of Mengsk's men with their superior numbers.

Me: WHOA!

Nico: Wow! They are really destroying them with vast superior numbers.

Hunter: Ja. The Zerg are powerful. Kill many and many more will take their place.

We saw tanks blasting the Zerg but they just kept on coming and there was NO STOPPING them!

Nico: We have to get to where they're coming from!

Me: Wait Nico! They aren't here for us. They are here for Mengsk. That must mean…

?: That's right.

Me: I know that voice. Its been a while Sarah Kerrigan.

We turned and we saw SARAH KERRIGAN - THE QUEEN OF BLADES!


Sarah Louise Kerrigan (usually just called Kerrigan) is one of the main antagonists of the real time strategy video game franchise StarCraft (alongside the Overmind and Arcturus Mengsk).

She appears as a heroine-turned-major antagonist in the first StarCraft game, as one of the two main antagonists of the expansion StarCraft: Brood War (alongside Gerard DuGalle) and the main antagonist of StarCraft II: Wings of Liberty, as well as one of the main protagonists for the rest of the series following her deinfestation.

She is voiced by Tricia Helfer, who also portrayed Goddess in Lucifer, Boodikka in Green Lantern: First Flight, Espheni Queenin Falling Skies and Carla Baxter in Burn Notice.

Origin

Sarah Louise Kerrigan was born in 2473. When she was a young girl, an innocent flash of childish anger at her parents resulted in massive cerebral hemorrhaging caused her mother's head to come apart. This alerted the Terran Confederacy that she was psychically gifted, and she quickly became the focus of the fledgling Ghost program. The neural processing treatments that were used to dampen and pacify her latent psychic powers left her a withdrawn and introverted young girl. Because she had reached unheard-of scores on psi-evaluation tests, her abilities elicited a complete readjustment of the scoring system so that she could be properly measured. Potent psionic abilities, unmatched courage, sharp tactical instincts, and lethal training in both melee combat and ballistic weaponry led to her quick rise through the ranks of the Ghost program. The remnants of her humanity were stripped from her, and she was designated Ghost Number 24601.

Following her emergence from the program, she became an unstoppable assassin for the corrupt Confederate government. When Senator Angus Mengsk declared Korhal's independence from the Confederacy, Kerrigan and two others infiltrated his towering, fortress-like headquarters and assassinated him. She was then taken to a clandestine experimental facility and became part of a series of experiments with a race of insect-like creatures known as the zerg.

She was rescued from the Confederate scientists by Arcturus Mengsk, son of Angus and leader of the Sons of Korhal, an anti-Confederate revolutionary group. Mengsk removed her neural inhibitor and used her restored memories to build righteous anger against the government that had abused her. She was given the rank of lieutenant and became his second-in-command.

Over a year later, she was running a mission on Antiga Prime when she first came across Captain Jim Raynor, an ex-Confederate Marshal who had recently joined the Sons of Korhal. She caught him thinking dirty things about her. Using her personal cloaking device, she infiltrated the Antigan command center and killed a Confederate officer, setting off an open revolt against the Confederacy. Soon afterward, when Mengsk ordered Raynor to save General Edmund Duke, Kerrigan expressed her dislike for the idea but Mengsk pulled rank on her.

Two hours after a large Confederate strike force arrived on Antiga Prime and established a base camp within their defensive perimeter, Mengsk called a meeting where Kerrigan explained that those running the Ghost program found that the zerg were attuned to the psychic emanations of Ghosts and that Raynor had stolen designs for a Transplanar Psionic Waveform Emitter, which broadcasted the neural imprint of a Ghost, but at a much greater magnitude. Mengsk ordered her to plant an emitter at the Confederate base camp, but she didn't feel like anyone deserved to have the zerg unleashed on them. She expressed her doubts, but Mengsk told her she was letting her past cloud her judgment and pulled rank on her again. Once the emitter was in place, she told Mengsk to promise her that they would never do anything like that again.

Traveling on Mengsk's flagship, the Hyperion, to the Confederate capital world of Tarsonis, Kerrigan was shocked when she learned that Mengsk authorized the use of psi emitters against the entire planet. She voiced her opposition, but Mengsk pulled rank on her yet again. After she neutralized the protoss, a wave of zerg advanced on her position. She called for immediate evac before battling a hydralisk, after which time she realized that she hadn't gotten a response and asked what was going on. Realizing she was surrounded by approaching zerg, she dropped her C-10 Canister Rifle and closed her eyes.

Queen of Blades

The Zerg Overmind recognized Kerrigan's psychic abilities (as well as the fact that she could save the Zerg from the control of the Dark Voice) and encased her in a chrysalis. Inside this chrysalis, Kerrigan began to become a Zerg. When the chrysalis hatched, a new Kerrigan emerged. Mengsk, now the Emperor of the new Terran Dominion, which had succeeded the Confederacy, heard Kerrigan's psychic cry and sent forces to the planet, Char, to investigate. Raynor also arrived on Char, as he had heard the cry too.

Kerrigan's forces decimated the Dominion's and Raynor's forces. She still retained her humanity, but was connected to the will of the Overmind, as well as stripped of any ethical restraints and conscience she had once had. Kerrigan crowned herself Queen of Blades and assaulted the Protoss templar, Tassadar. Tassadar was merely distracting Kerrigan, however, and the dark templar, Zeratul, killed the Cerebrate, Zasz. Because of Zeratul's dark energies, Zasz could not be reincarnated by the Overmind. Kerrigan showed no regret for this.

After the Overmind's destruction and the UED Invasion, Kerrigan began her campaign for domination, resulting in the Brood War. She first manipulated the protoss and enslaved the Dark Templar Leader. Afterwards she arranged an alliance with Arcturas Mengsk, Jim Raynor, and Fenix to fight the UED. After using them to destroy the primary base of the UED Kerrigan betrayed them and murdered General Edmund Duke, Fenix, and many others. Raynor denounced her as a monster and swore to see her dead.

This seemed to effect her, and for the first time she decided to rest. After this lull was interrupted by the UED, Kerrigan blackmailed Zeratul into destroying the second overmind, before refusing to release the Dark Templar matron (whom she had brainwashed and captured.) Zeratul was ultimately forced to kill his leader to keep Kerrigan from recapturing her, and Kerrigan let him leave as an act of spite. Soon afterwards, Mengsk, the UED remnants, and the protoss attacked her base on Char Aleph. With the help of her Cerebrate lieutenant, she was able to crush the enemy forces and become the dominant force in the kopralu sector. Despite having the power to crush her foes she opted to give them a chance to recover.

Defeat

After 4 years of lying dormant, Kerrigan took the swarm to war in order to collect pieces of an ancient Xel'Naga Artifact. Her old friend Jim Raynor beat her to the punch and collected the artifacts before joining forces with Valerian Mengsk.

The combined force of Raynor's Raiders and the Terran Dominion invaded Kerrigan's throne world, initiating a titanic clash in which both sides suffered massive casualties. Despite Kerrigan's efforts Raynor was able to rally the survivors into a sufficient fighting force, and the very artifact that Kerrigan started the war for was brought into the field. During the final assault, Kerrigan herself entered the battle, but was driven away; strangely, there was a brief instance when the original kerrigan broke through to encourage Jim. Ultimately the Terrans were succssessful, and the artifact successfully activated, obliterating Kerrigan's army, as well as deinfesting her into a human once more.

As Raynor and his men entered the hive, they discovered a weakened and dazed Kerrigan; though parts of her remained Zerg, the cruelty and malice that had defined the Queen of Blades had vanished. Tychus Findlay tried to shoot her, but hesitated long enough for Raynor to block the bullet with his armor and shoot him. Raynor picked up Sarah, and carried her across the battlefield.

Path to Redemption

After Amon was defeated, Kerrigan heard a benevolent voice calling her, telling her that Amon lived, his hate festered in the Void and that he planned to return. She sent out a psionic transmission to Artanis and Raynor. They came to Ulnar and she met with them in the War Council of Artanis's arkship, the Spear of Adun. She told them that there was a gateway to the Void within Ulnar and asked for their help in going through it and destroying Amon once and for all.

Kerrigan, Raynor, and Artanis led their forces into the Void and defeated found that the one who called to her was a xel'naga named Ouros, who told her that she could merge with his essence, ascend as xel'naga and continue the Infinite Cycle. Raynor urged her not to, but she replied, "With all I've done-the lives ruined... worlds destroyed... There's blood on my hands. I need to cleanse it. This is my destiny." Once Kerrigan had nearly all of Ouros's essence, she relinquished control of the Swarm to Zagara. Now a xel'naga, Kerrigan destroyed Amon's Void crystals. Once Amon's barrier of energy had fallen, he told Kerrigan that she was but a product of the flawed cycle, manipulated for the entirety of her existence, to which she replied, "You know nothing about me! I care little for the xel'naga's Infinite Cycle or your twisted lies. No, I choose something different. I choose freedom... for all of us." As Kerrigan destroyed Amon, she told Raynor to go.

2 years later, Kerrigan appeared human again before Raynor in Joeyray's Bar on Mar Sara. She asked, "You about ready to get out of here, cowboy?"


Nico: WHOA! Sarah Kerrigan.

Sarah Kerrigan: It's an honor to meet you Nico Chan. I've heard so many good things about you and Hunter you are doing really well.

Hunter: Danke. Good to see you again Sarah.

Me: Thanks have changed a lot since the J.D. you know merged with me.

Sarah Kerrigan: So I have seen.

Nico: Think it's time we paid Mengsk a visit.

Me: You read my mind Nico. And I know just where to find him.

I looked at the capital building of Korhal.

We flew into it and smashed through the doors and into the main room and we busted in and confronted ARCTURUS MENGSK!

Me: Game's over Mengsk.

Nico: You've tormented your last world.

Mengsk: Hello Team Loud Phoenix Storm. I've been waiting for you.

Sarah Kerrigan: (Chuckles) I'm surprised you haven't tried to escape.

Mengsk: Escape? (Chuckles) My dear. I'm afraid you got it all wrong.

He pressed a button and activated a neutronic lightning generator.

I fired an energy blast and blew the generator apart and destroyed it.

J.D. 4: Not this time Mengsk. I've learned from past experiences from before I merged with J.D. and I will make sure you pay for your crimes.

Mengsk: You really expect me to take you seriously, Knudson? (laughs) You're not even leader anymore!

Me: Oh I don't have to be a leader in order for my enemies to start taking me seriously Arcturus. I learn from my mistakes.

Nico: That's right! So many people have suffered all because of you. And now you will pay dearly for every single one of them times ∞.

?: (Gurgling Voice) That is right you fiend!

A Polymorph came out and it was blue!

Polymorph: (In a girls voice) Time for you to feel the burn you have caused to so many people.

She threw globs of blue slime and it hit Mengsk in his arms and legs and burned them off.

Nico: Ben, you should turn into Goop as well!

Alien X: Right!

He turned into Goop!

Ben: (Gurgling Voice) GOOP!

Nico: And I had a feeling that was you Edith Norris.

Polymorph: It has been a while Nico.

She reverted back and she was a blue hair girl with blue eyes and blue clothes.

Edith Norris: Now we can finish this monster for good.

Me: First my 4th incarnation has some unfinished business with Sarah. He forgot to do this for you.

I snapped my fingers and reverted Sarah back to what she was like before she became the Queen of Blades and now she has the power to become the Queen of Blades at will for good.

Sarah Kerrigan: I'm back to normal!

Me: Yep. Now lets finish this monster forever.

We fired energy blasts and slime blasts and the blasts all hit Mengsk and obliterated him forever. Then his spirit appeared.

Sarah Kerrigan: You can never suffer enough for all the lives you've ruined Arcturus. Including mine,

Me: So many have suffered because of you. But you don't deserve existence.

I drew a Kanji onto him.

Me: UZUMAKI BLACK JUDGEMENT SEALING ART: BLACK GATES!

He was confronted by the spirits of everyone he destroyed and he was found guilty and was erased from existence forever.

Nico: Good riddance.

Goop: What's your favorite memory of Nico?

Edith Norris: My favorite memory with Nico is where me and Nico did an awesome prank on the mean popular girls that were bullying one of our friends and they were so mad at us.

Nico: I remember that. We poured raw sewage into their lockers and when they opened them they got dumped on with sludge and slime and it was funny.

We laughed.

Me: That is hilarious!

Hunter: Ja! That is funny.

Nico: They were really humiliated and they were about to attack us but the school had them on close watch for a string of bullying incidents they did and they were expelled and ordered to leave immediately.

Me: Good riddance. People like them should never be welcome in our school systems.

Ben reverted back.

Ben: I agree there.

Sarah Kerrigan: That is true.

Edith Norris: Yeah. But another one of my favorite moments came from Art Class. Me and Nico made a really awesome painting of an alien planet together. It was amazing.

Nico: That was cool.

Me: Wow that sounds amazing. And we went to many kinds of planets all over the universe.

Nico: Yep.

Nico and Edith then hugged.

Nico: I really missed you.

Edith Norris: Me too Nico.

We later found a bunch of tanks and weapons and all sorts of technology and more and we also recruited Nova Terra and went back to Earth.


After Nico's rescue, Lincoln, Me, Nico, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lincoln's harem, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, Sima Shi, Sima Zhao, Sun Jian, Guo Jia, Zhang Bao, Guan Xing, Cao Cao, Liu Bei, Sun Quan, Sima Yi, Jiang Wei, Yukimura Sanada (Samurai Warriors), Keiji Maeda (Samurai Warriors), Kanetsugu Naoe (Samurai Warriors), Hanzo Hattori (Samurai Warriors), Musashi Miyamoto (Samurai Warriors), and Rex Salazar are heading into the world of Independence Day, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the seventeen girls there, but we're also going to destroy the Harvester Ships after the President gives his speech.

Lincoln: Wow, we're in the world of the movie Independence Day, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the seventeen girls there, but we're also going to destroy the Harvester Ships after the President gives his speech.

Nico: That's right, big guy. I still remembered when we went into that world on the Fourth of July years ago, and we dealt the Harvester Aliens a very crippling blow when we destroyed them all.

Me: And now, we're going to do this all over again on one of Lincoln's rescue, this is going to be so awesome.

TLPS Mr. Wolf: And we also got word that another Gene-Slammer is here as well, and why do I have the feeling that she's going to reveal a dark secret that Lincoln told her, and it involved Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan?

Lincoln: We'll find out about that later, TLPS Mr. Wolf. Right now, The President's going to give his speech, this was our favorite part in the movie.

President Whitmore: Good morning. Good morning. In less than an hour aircrafts from here will join others from around the world and you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. Mankind, that… word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it's fate that today is the 4th of July and you will once again be fighting for our freedom not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution. But from annihilation. We're fighting for our right to live, to exist, and should we win today the 4th of July will no longer be known as an American holiday but is the day when the world declared in one voice; We will not go quietly into the night. We will not vanish without a fight. We're going to live on. We're going to survive, today, we celebrate our Independence Day!

We all cheered wildly, along with the rest of the people.

Me: That speech always gets us every time in the movie.

Lincoln: Same here. Alright, everyone. Let's take the fight to those Harvester Ships, and send them all into Oblivion forever, and we'll make every last one of them pay for trying to destroy our planet!

Everyone: YEAH!

?: HELP!

Suddenly, Lincoln heard the sound of seventeen girls calling for help. With his deep sapphire blue cyborg eyes and superhuman sight, along with sensing energy signals, he saw and heard exactly where the call for help was coming from. He saw the seventeen girls, but they've been cornered by The Harvester Ships, and they're going to kill them.

Lincoln: Guys, I found the seventeen girls, but they've been cornered by The Harvester Ships, and they're going to kill them. Let's go, the battle for Earth and mankind's survival has begun!

?: (Russian Accent) And we'll make every last one of those aliens pay for what they've done.

Suddenly, we saw an Infernal Flame Emperor appear in front of us.

Lincoln: That voice. I knew it was you, Laney Sonya Romanov, but, we'll have to talk later, right now, let's destroy those Harvester Ships and send them all to Oblivion forever.

We rushed on over, and Lincoln put up an energy field to protect the seventeen girls, and as soon as Lincoln unholstered his improved massive Sword of Universal Hope and Elemental Bravery from his wider and muscular back and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms, Sima Shi, Sima Zhao, Sun Jian, Guo Jia, Zhang Bao, Guan Xing, Cao Cao, Liu Bei, Sima Yi, Sun Quan, and Jiang Wei got out their weapons, Lincoln's sisters transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and unholster their massive swords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transform, The Samurai Warriors got out their weapons, Rex Salazar made a sword from his arm, and Me, Eli, Nicole, and Nico also transformed and unholstered our massive swords from our backs, all Hell was let loose as we went at the Harvester Ships, and we fire powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, ice, lightning, steel orbs, stars, rainbow flames, rainbow crystals, orange flames, blue flames, ice, and green flames, which hits some of The Harvester Ships, and they explode with incredible power as they hit them.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Voice of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope) Keep it up, guys, we've got them on the run.

We continued attacking the Harvester Ships, and they exploded with incredible power. Then, we got to the Harvester Mothership, and it was also surrounded by many other Harvester Ships.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Voice of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope) J.D., Nico, let's use a combo on the main Harvester Ships, but for this one, let's use our Cyber Planet Keys for a little extra damage.

Me: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of Friendship and Universal Hope) Oh yeah, now you're talking.

Nico: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Voice of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope) This is going to be good.

Lincoln, Me, and Nico: EARTH CYBER KEY POWER!

The Earth Cyber Planet Keys entered out arm-devices, and they enhanced our powers 100-fold. Then, we pointed our massive swords at the main Harvester Ships, and our energy auras flared up, and the tips of our massive swords formed three powerful rainbow energy balls with elemental forces.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Voice of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope) You Harvester Ships have caused us nothing but trouble for the last time.

Me: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of Friendship and Universal Hope) We're not letting any of you to do whatever you want to our planet or to our people.

Nico: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Voice of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope) You've terrorized the galaxy for the last time, and we'll make sure you never return again.

Lincoln, Me, and Nico: HARVESTER SHIP GENOCIDE BLAST!

Lincoln, Me, and Nico fired a barrage of powerful rainbow energy blasts with elemental forces at the remaining Harvester Ships, and the blasts hit them and destroyed and obliterated them, and as for the Harvester Aliens, all of them were marked by a kanji on their foreheads, and after being found guilty by the spirits of those they've killed, all of them were sentenced to The Black Gates, and their spirits were erased from existence forever. We cheered wildly for what we've done, as we holster our weapons on our backs and power down.

Lincoln: You Harvester bastards have failed this entire universe!

Nico: (Laughs) That's telling them, Lincoln!

Me: Oh yeah!

Lincoln: That's it for those Harvesters, and they'll never return. (To Laney Sonya Romanov) And it's so good to see you again, Laney.

Laney Sonya Romanov: (Russian Accent) You too, Lincoln. it's been a long time.

They went up to each other, and they hugged, and Laney Sonya Romanov was surprised at how much stronger and at how much taller and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him.

Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you when you were eleven, and I've grown a lot since then.

Laney Sonya Romanov: (Russian Accent) Yeah, you've really grown a lot from the eleven-year-old cute little boy into a 17-year-old 7'0" tall and very handsome teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs.

Nico: Wow, Lincoln, you know her?

Lincoln: Yeah, I do, Nico. This is Laney Sonya Romanov, she moved from Russia to Michigan when she was eleven, and like TLPS Mr. Wolf said, she has a dark secret that I told her, and it involved Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan.

Nico: Uh oh, I'm going to guess it's something really bad, and it involves trying to get rid of you.

TLPS Mr. Wolf: Not good.

Lincoln: You're not going to like it when she tells everyone, guys. But, for now, let's get you back to normal, Laney. Boys, cover your eyes, hold still, Laney, this is going to hurt.

Me, Nico, Eli, and the rest of the boys covered our eyes as Lincoln snapped his fingers, and Laney was reverting back to normal. Laney Sonya Romanov is a beautiful 17-year-old with long orange hair going down to the bottom of her neck, orange eyes, fair skin, she's 6'0" in height, and she had the body of a goddess. She also now has massive orange angel wings, as she reigned in the power of Infernal Flame Emperor.

Lincoln: How do you feel, Laney?

Laney Sonya Romanov: (Russian Accent) Good. (Realizes she's in her birthday suit) But, I'm also in my birthday suit.

Lincoln gave Laney Sonya Romanov a new wardrobe, an orange shirt with a gold phoenix and an orange skirt with Infernal Flame Emperor on it, orange pants, orange leather ankle-high combat boots, and a long orange trenchcoat with centaurs on the coattails and Infernal Flame Emperor on the back, and on her back is a large Infernal Flame Emperor-themed sword with a 6'5" massive, wide, double-edged, man-sized orange blade with Infernal Flame Emperor etched on it, large orange lion heads with yellow gems for the crossguard, large orange gem for the hilt, longer black handle, and four large lion heads with orange gems for the eyes and four large orange gems in its mouths for the pommel.

Laney Sonya Romanov: (Russian Accent) Wow, I love the new outfit and large sword you made for me, Lincoln.

Suddenly, a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Laney Sonya Romanov's neck with orange gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystals links from her new Crystal Necklace of the Buddha.

Laney Sonya Romanov: (Surprised) (Russian Accent) Whoa, is this...?

Lincoln: Yep, that's a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and you're one of my many future wives, Laney.

Laney Sonya Romanov had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes, as Lincoln wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist and he leaned down and he kissed her on the lips, and she returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the seventeen girls in the energy shield, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them. The seventeen girls are Chigasaki Megumi, Hoshino Mai, Hozumi Eri, Katagiri Mika, Saeki Ayana, and Shinjou Chiaki from Canary, Aoba Kozuemahoraba, Chanohata Tamami, and Momono Megumi from Mahoraba: Heartful Days, Yona from Yona of the Dawn, Kazuki Mai from Star Magician Magical Emi, Yumi Hanazono from Pastel Yumi, the Magic Idol, Aikawa Akane, Nakatomi Nanaka, and Sawanoguchi Sae from Magic User's Club, Meroko Yui, and Kouyama Mitsuki from Full Moon o Sagashite.

Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Chigasaki Megumi, Hoshino Mai, Hozumi Eri, Katagiri Mika, Saeki Ayana, Shinjou Chiaki, Aoba Kozuemahoraba, Chanohata Tamami, Momono Megumi, Yona, Kazuki Mai, Yumi Hanazono, Aikawa Akane, Nakatomi Nanaka, Sawanoguchi Sae, Meroko Yui, and Kouyama Mitsuki.

Helena McTroy: From Canary, Mahoraba: Heartful Days, Yona of the Dawn, Star Magician Magical Emi, Pastel Yumi, the Magic Idol, Magic User's Club, and Full Moon o Sagashite, awesome. Oh, Lincoln, you have to cure Kouyama, she has a tumor in her vocal cords.

Lincoln: I'm already on it, Helena.

Lincoln covered his large left hand in water, and as he'd placed his hand on the side of her neck, the water reached in and it removed the tumor, and it destroyed it, and it cured Kouyama Mitsuki of her tumor in the vocal cords, and her voice was back to normal.

Lincoln: There we go. Are you girls okay?

Kouyama Mitsuki: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you, and thank you for getting rid of the tumor in my vocal cords.

Then, when Kouyama Mitsuki and the other sixteen girls saw who it was that saved them from the Harvester Ships and cured her of the tumor in her vocal cords, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old 7'0" tall, handsome, bare-chested hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead, golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive and wide right pec and it was surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, a Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his wider and more muscular back, and right on top was the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, and Buffalo, and below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Lightning Storms, The Weather, and The Thirteen Elemental Forces, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, and Golden-Hearted Lover, Father of Many Kids, Son, and Future Husband, Descendant of The 17th Century Duke Lincoln of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, God of Truth and Justice, and Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe", and he had deep sapphire blue eyes.

He had his massive Sword of Universal Hope and Elemental Bravery holstered on his wider and muscular back, his orange Crystal Saber holstered on his left hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted orange bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, his large gold Cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive and indestructible deep sapphire blue angel wings and the stars and blue nebulae reflecting on them with rainbow tips on the large deep sapphire blue feathers, and he was dressed in an orange version of He Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, and Buffalo on them and with hanging mini silver lightning bolts held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with large orange gem for the belt buckle on his waist, a pair of large blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs with the orange kanjis "Savior of The Loud House, Powerful Student of Many Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of The Crusaders of The Thunderbird, and The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms" on the left legs, and large white leather combat boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on it, a large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts with a large deep sapphire blue gem in the shape of a Thunderbird on top of a silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on his neck and across his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, a large Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring on his left ring finger, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger, he had eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs, and circling around his feet on the floor are eight golden crosses with angelic runes.

Kouyama Mitsuki: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.

Then, Lincoln made sixteen clones of himself, and he and the sixteen clones went up to the girls, and they picked them up and hugged them in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and kissed them on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrap their arms around the necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.

Kouyama Mitsuki: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.

Suddenly, seventeen Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared around the necks of Chigasaki Megumi, Hoshino Mai, Hozumi Eri, Katagiri Mika, Saeki Ayana, Shinjou Chiaki, Aoba Kozuemahoraba, Chanohata Tamami, Momono Megumi, Yona, Kazuki Mai, Yumi Hanazono, Aikawa Akane, Nakatomi Nanaka, Sawanoguchi Sae, Meroko Yui, and Kouyama Mitsuki with colored gems and crystals on the gold lightning bolts. We returned to the Estate, we told everyone what happened, and they were shocked when we told them the villains we went after were The Harvester Ships.

But, when Lincoln showed what we did to the Harvester Ships, along with curing Kouyama Mitsuki of the tumor in her vocal cords, they cheered wildly for Lincoln and the rest of us, and they hugged us, and the girls in Lincoln's harem then went up to Lincoln, and they kissed him all over. Lincoln and Laney Sonya Romanov now have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back.


After getting rid of the Harvester Ships and the Harvesters this time for good, we were training intensely in the gym doing 100,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 9,500-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and when Laney Sonya Romanov saw Lincoln working out like crazy, she had an atomic red blush on her face.

Laney Sonya Romanov: (Russian Accent) Whoa, Lincoln's really grown to be a 17-year-old 7'0" tall, really big, and really strong young man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful muscles hard at work, and to work out with those 9,500-lb barbells and not even get tired, incredible.

Lincoln: And I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Laney, and now, I can also fight and defend myself.

Laney Sonya Romanov: (Russian Accent) That's incredible.

Nico: It sure is, Laney. So, what's this dark secret that Lincoln told you about, and he and TLPS Mr. Wolf said that it'd involved Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan?

Laney Sonya Romanov: (Russian Accent) You won't like this one, Nico. One time, while Lincoln and I were playing video games in his room in The Loud House, Lincoln paused the game, and I wanted to know why he did it. He decided to tell me a very dark secret, and it involved Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan: he told me that they were planning on sabotaging Lincoln's bonds with Leni, Luna, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lily, and his parents, along with the bonds with his friends and once that happened, he'll be all alone, and then, they'll kill him and no one would miss him. I was horrified at that secret, and I hugged him, and he hugged me back, and when I felt tears on my chest, I knew Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan have crossed a serious line. I told Leni, Luna, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lily, Mr. and Mrs. Loud, and all of Lincoln's friends, and they were also horrified, and they also comforted him, and they told him they'd never turn against him and they'll love him with all their hearts. Eventually, Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan were busted, and they were so enraged, they were going to kill Lincoln in a fit of rage that their plan was foiled. But, I knocked Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan out and we tied them up with nylon rope. In the end, they got a nasty scolding from me, Leni, Luna, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lily, Mr. and Mrs. Loud, and all of Lincoln's friends, and they got a nasty punishment: grounded for six months with no cellphone, no sports, no pageants, no experiments, no pranks, no puns, no going to the mall, no going out with Bobby, no sports competitions, and no tea parties.

We gasped in shock at the dark secret, and when the girls in Lincoln's harem heard it, they growled in anger at what the dark sides of Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan tried to pull, and forcing Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan, now those five have crossed a severe line.

Me: My God.

Nico: Okay, now the dark sides of Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan really crossed a serious line, trying to sabotage Lincoln's bonds with Leni, Luna, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lily, and his parents, along with his friends and once he's all alone, it'll end with them killing him and no one would miss him?

TLPS Mr. Wolf: I knew it was something dark involving those five, but this is really dark and really evil to the extreme.

Eli: That's nothing but pure evil from those five monsters from Hell!

Lincoln: Big time, Eli. But, it was all thanks to Laney Sonya Romanov, she stopped those five dead in their tracks, and when I told her of what those five were planning, it felt like a weight was lifted off of my heart.

Nico: It's a good thing you did tell her, Lincoln, it proved that you have a lot of people out looking for you, and they'll always put Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan in their place.

Lincoln: That's right, Nico. If I didn't have that, Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan would've gotten away with their plan, which would culminate with me losing my family and all my friends and then, they'll kill me and get rid of me for good.

Lori: And looking back on that incident, I can't believe that bitch planned something that evil. Too bad our code won't let us kill Dark Lori, Dark Lynn, Dark Lola, Dark Lisa, and Dark Luan, but they crossed a serious line.

Lynn: But, it was thanks to Laney Romanov, she saved our brother's life, and really roughed us up for what we were about to do.

Laney Sonya Romanov went up to Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan, and she hugged them, and they hugged her back.

Nico: That's true, but it's best they suffer in indestructible diamond prison forever, and they'll never be set free ever again.

Lincoln: And Laney Sonya Romanov has gotten along greatly with our friends from Russia, even Anastasia Romanov, the surviving Princess of The Romanov Dynasty.

Laney Sonya Romanov: (Russian Accent) Indeed, I'd heard about the disappearance of Anastasia Romanov long ago, and I knew that it was Rasputin who did this.

Lori: That monster got what he deserved, and I adopted Anastasia as my sister, and I sent Rasputin to Oblivion forever for his crimes.

We then got a shower, and then, Lincoln and his harem got ready for their beach date, this time, it's at Whimsical Waters in the world of Mario.

Lincoln then snapped his fingers, and the 17-year-old 7'0", white-haired, handsome, and extremely muscular teen was dressed in large orange swim trunks with a phoenix, thunderbird, buffalo, and elemental forces on it, along with his large weighted orange bands with silver phoenixes on his massive biceps and thighs, his jewelry, large orange sandals, and eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs, and he also had his weapons holstered, in case of trouble.

His harem were dressed in two-piece bikinis in their favorite colors, sandals, along with their jewelry, and they also had their weapons holstered in case of trouble.

Lincoln: Alright, ladies, shall we?

Hannah Montgomery: We're ready, Lincoln.

Lincoln and his harem left the Estate, and they arrived at Whimsical Waters, and it was an awesome underwater tropical lagoon.

Hannah Montgomery: Wow, what is this place, Linky?

Lincoln: This, Hannah, is Whimsical Waters in the world of Mario. I heard about it from Mario, and it's the perfect place for our beach date. Shall we?

Lincoln and the girls then dived right in, and they began swimming through the underwater lagoon, and they saw the creatures that lived there. Then, in a dome Lincoln made, they had some lunch, and for today's lunch, Lincoln made some grilled cheese sandwiches with grilled chicken pieces in them, and they were good. Then, as soon as the sun's about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself, and he and the clones went to the girls in his harem, and they picked them up in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and just as the sun turns orange, they passionately kissed and hugged. Then, they came back home to the Estate, and they were in their original clothes.

Nico: Hey, big guy, how was your date?

Lincoln: It was awesome, Nico, we went to Whimsical Waters in the world of Mario.

Nico: Whoa, I've heard about Whimsical Waters in the world of Mario, since it's an underwater lagoon and I can guess you guys had fun.

Hannah Montgomery: We had an awesome time, we went swimming, and we had lunch in a dome of air that Lincoln made, and we ended that date when Lincoln made clones of himself, and they picked us up in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and just as the sun turns orange, we passionately kissed and hugged.

Nico: Always a trademark way of ending the date, with a passionate kiss and hug as the sun sets.

At the Jupiter Prison it was time for the first rant fest of the year with the most hated Babysitter ever: ICKY VICKY!

Me: Well it's time for our first rant fest of the year.

Nico: Yep looking forward to this.

Shu: Me too! This is gonna be awesome.

Maggie Peyton: Tecna told me all about these rant fests that you all have and I heard so much about Icky Vicky and how dangerous she is. She is pure evil.

Me: Yep.

We arrived at Icky Vicky's cell and we saw that Vicky had a nasty death glare with eyes that were black and had evil skulls and crossbones in them.

Prisoner 1: We're really sorry Icky Vicky got out before, guys.

Arpeggio: (British Accent) Oh, come now. None of you are to blame for that incident.

Me: Besides Vicky is gonna be getting the worst ever rant from us now.

Nico: She sure is.

Jessica Shannon: Shu, how about you rant first?

Shu: Sure thing Jessica!

Nico: Lets get ready to (FIRE HAIR FLARES UP) (ECHOING) RUMBLE!

Eli: YEAH!

Edith Norris: This is gonna be so fun!

Laney Sonya Romanov: I'm so going to enjoy this one!

Lincoln: Me too!

Shu went up to Icky Vicky.

Icky Vicky: You got something to say to me you fucking little twerp!?

Shu: (TAKES A DEEP BREATH) YOU ARE ONE OF THE WORST BABYSITTERS I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE AND YOU DON'T GIVE A FLYING CRUD ABOUT ANYONE BUT YOURSELF AND YOU WOULD RATHER PISS IN PEOPLES PANTS AND MAKE PEOPLE EAT THEM! YOU ARE A NO GOOD COWARD AND A FUCKING FREAK OF NATURE WITH A STUPID DUMB BRAIN AS BIG AS A PEA! YOU RED HAIR STUPID UGLY FREAK!

We cheered wildly for him!

Nico: YEAH YOU TELL HER!

Prisoner 1: AWESOME JOB KID!

Ish: My turn! I got a prank this time.

Nico: Go for it Ish!

Rainbow Dash: Yeah this will be awesome!

Ish then summoned a bunch of clones that looked like the football players of the Indianapolis Colts!

Ish: BLUE 44, 43, DELTA BRAVE BRAVO! HUT HUT HUT HIKE!

They charged at Icky Vicky and smashed her all over with the fury of Indianapolis Power!

We cheered wildly!

Skullcruncher: Nate, you're up next!

Nate Adams: I hope I don't get in trouble for this.

Twilight Sparkle: It's fun Nate.

Nate went up to Icky Vicky.

Nate then pointed his butt in Icky Vicky's face.

Nate: TASTE THIS YOU UGLY WITCH!

FFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTT!

He farted and released a lethal blast of yellow fire and it hit Icky Vicky and burned her all over and we were laughing hysterically!

Nico: (LAUGHS) THAT WAS SO FUNNY!

Me: (LAUGHS) YEAH!

Maggie Peyton: My turn! Muscle Man can you help me with this?

Muscle Man: You bet Maggie.

Maggie went up to Icky Vicky.

Muscle Man: You know who thinks you are a cool racer Maggie?

Maggie Peyton: Who?

Muscle Man: MY MOM!

We laughed at his joke.

Maggie laughed.

Maggie Peyton: Good one! But also Icky Vicky called your mom a dumb fucking prostitute and thinks she is a stupid ugly freak!

We gasped!

Me: UH OH!

Nico: She's in for it now!

Muscle Man roared in incredible fury!

Muscle Man: (To Icky Vicky) WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT MY MOM!? WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY MOM!? YOU'RE GOING TO WISH YOU WERE NEVER BORN YOU BITCH!

He went at Icky Vicky and viciously smashed and pulverized her all over the place with incredible fury!

Warpath: Last up are Mikey Kudo and Yost Reed!

Mikey Kudo: I got something to say.

He went up to Icky Vicky who was brutally pulverized and mangled up.

Mikey: Here's what I think about you. YOU ARE AN UGLY BRAINLESS MONSTER THAT IS AN UGLY FREAK WITH AN UGLY FACE!

Icky Vicky roared ferociously!

We cheered wildly!

Yost Reed went up next.

Yost Reed: I got one thing for her.

He stretched and then smashed his fist right into her face and then knocked her down.

We cheered for him.

Me: Take that!

Nico: OH YEAH!

Scavenger: Don't worry, folks! We'll be back with more rants after the next 6 special missions!

Me: Yep.

Nico: Awesome! Lets go get some grub first before we go on our next mission.

Mordecai: And I got just the place.

Mordecai, Rigby, Muscle Man and High Five Ghost: JIM BROS BURRITOS! JIM BROS BURRITOS! JIM BROS BURRITOS! JIM BROS BURRITOS!

We were off to Jim Bros Burritos.

We went into Jim Bros Burritos and it was a really awesome restaurant in the shape of a Mayan Temple.

Nico: This restaurant looks neat and it's right next door to Lynn's Table. Talk about convenient.

We went to the counter and ordered their EVERY MEAT BURRITOS! It was a burrito stuffed with EVERY KIND OF MEAT YOU CAN THINK OF!

We got to eating and it was awesome!

Nico: (Eating) MMM! This is a delicious burrito.

Me: (Eating) Yeah.

Eli: (Eating) Wow the Every Meat Burrito is really delicious.

Laney: It sure is. Wow it has every kind of meat there is.

Lana: I'll say.

We were really hungry. Then Lord Drakkon, Myotismon, Baron Mordo, Evil Xion, Evil Roxas, Larxene, Marluxia, Evil Luxord, Demyx, Axel, Saix, Zexion, Lexaeus, Vexen, Xaldin and Xigbar appeared.

Drakkon: Can me, Myotismon, Baron Mordo, Evil Xion, Evil Roxas, Larxene, Marluxia, Evil Luxord, Demyx, Axel, Saix, Zexion, Lexaeus, Vexen, Xaldin and Xigbar go with you guys?

Nico: You all sure can.

Evil Xion: What are you guys eating?

Nico: An Every Meat Burrito. It's a burrito stuffed with Every Kind of Meat you can think of.

Lola: It's delicious. Want to join us for lunch before we go on our next mission.

Larxene: We are a little hungry. Heard you all had an awesome rant session. Oh and this is our newest recruit. Meet evil Roxas.

Nico: SWEET! Now Organization XIII 2.0 is ready. We just got to find a good archenemy for him.

Evil Roxas: And I know just the one. Your friend Edith Norris.

Edith Norris: AWESOME!

We got to eating more and we were really stuffed!

Nico: Okay now that we've eaten and we're stuffed. (To the Jim Brothers) Thanks again for the grub guys.

Jimbo (Regular Show): No problem Nico.

Nico: It's time for our next mission and you'll like this one. We're going into the world of the 2009 movie 9.

Eli: Awesome! That is gonna be interesting! It's about Humanity now extinct.

Dead End: So, our next mission is going to be in a world where humanity is wiped out? (sarcastically) Joy.

Nico: Yeah it's gonna be scary. First we're gonna watch the movie 9 and then we're going to head into the Simulator for the mission.

We went back to the estate and we got to watching the movie and it was a cool one.


In an alternate 1930s world, a scientist is ordered by his dictator to create a robot in the apparent name of progress, and so the scientist creates the B.R.A.I.N., a highly intelligent robot. The dictator seizes it upon its apparent completion and turns it into the Fabrication Machine, an armature that can construct an army of war machines to destroy the dictator's enemies. But the B.R.A.I.N. is seized before the scientist can give it a soul, thus causing the Fabrication Machine to decide to exterminate all of Earth's population. The Fabrication Machine reprograms the created war machines to attack humanity, and proceed to wipe out all plant, animal and microbial life with toxic gas and chemical weapons. On the verge of destruction, the scientist uses alchemy to create nine homunculus-like rag dolls known as "Stitchpunks", giving them portions of his own soul via a talisman he created. He dies upon completion of the final doll.

Some time later, the final Stitchpunk, 9, awakens in the workshop. Taking the talisman with him, 9 ventures into the devastated city and meets 2, a frail inventor who gives him a working voice box and is surprised to see the talisman. The last active machine, the Cat-Beast, attacks the pair and abducts both 2 and the talisman. 9 collapses, but awakens in Sanctuary, the tower of an empty cathedral that is home to other Stitchpunks - the dogmatic leader 1, his large bodyguard 8, the cycloptic engineer 5, and the mentally unstable oracle 6. 1 immediately declares 2 as dead, but 9, having seen the condemned factory where the Cat-Beast took him, decides to rescue him. 9 and 5 venture to the factory where they find 2. The Cat-Beast attacks the trio, but are saved by 7, the only female of the Stitchpunks. 9, drawn by curiosity, connects the talisman to the derelict Fabrication Machine, reviving it, and it subsequently kills 2 by sucking out his soul. 9, 5, and 7 manage to escape the factory.

7 takes 9 and 5 to an abandoned library, where the silent scholar twins, 3 and 4, have taken residence, and show 9 the Fabrication Machine's origins. 5 realizes the talisman's symbols match the clairvoyant drawings of 6. 9 and 5 return to Sanctuary to investigate, but 1 intervenes and reprimands them for disobeying his orders. Meanwhile, the Fabrication Machine assembles new robotic creatures; one of them, the bird-like Winged Beast, attacks Sanctuary, leading to a battle between it and the Stitchpunks. 7 joins the fight, but is injured. The Stitchpunks win, defeating the Winged Beast, however, they lose their safe-house, as a fire had started during the fight.

As the group retreats to the library, 6, 3, and 4 cryptically explain the talisman's origins, but 1 reveals to the group that he sent 2 out of Sanctuary on a scouting trip to die. 7, shocked by this, attacks 1, but flees when 9 intervenes. Meanwhile, the Fabrication Machine retrieves 2's corpse and uses it as a hypnotic lure for another one of its robot creatures, known as The Seamstress. The Seamstress attacks the library and captures both 7 and 8, but 2's body is recovered and given a funeral by the others. The others then run to the factory to destroy the machines. 9 goes in alone, kills the Seamstress, and rescues 7, but not before 8's soul is absorbed by the Fabrication Machine. 9 and 7 escape while the others destroy the factory.

The Stitchpunks celebrate the destruction of the factory, but the Fabrication Machine, which survived, suddenly emerges from the ruins of the factory and absorbs 5's soul. The Fabrication Machine attacks the group as they run away and manages to capture 6. 6 tells 9 to go to the Scientist's workshop to find answers, before being absorbed by the Fabrication Machine. 9 follows 6's instructions, finding a holographic recorded message from the Scientist, explaining B.R.A.I.N.'s origins and that the Stitchpunks have his soul, making them the only hope for humanity. Following this revelation, 9 uncovers the purpose of the talisman and returns to his friends.

9 reunites with the other Stitchpunks and decides to sacrifice himself so the others can retrieve the talisman. Having had a change of heart, 1 redeems himself by saving 9, pushing him out of the way and allowing himself to be absorbed while 9 removes the talisman. 9 activates the talisman and reabsorbs the souls taken by the Machine, resulting in its final destruction. Afterwards, 9, 7, 3, and 4 free the souls of 5, 1, 6, 2, and 8 from the talisman as they fly up into the sky, causing it to rain. The final image shows that the raindrops contain small flecks of glowing bacteria, bringing life back into the world.


We were shocked to see what happened to the world. But when the movie was done we cheered wildly.

Nico: That was an awesome movie!

Eli: It sure was.

9: Yeah you guys are gonna be awesome in helping us save the world.

Me: We sure will.

Nico: Lets head to the Simulator.

We were ready.

King Kai: (Telepathically) Nico, can you hear me?

Nico: King Kai, what's wrong?

King Kai: (Telepathically) I've got bad news that Hulk, Jennifer Walters, Betty Ross, Rebecca Banner, and all of you aren't going to like: David Banner has escaped from The River of Fire, and he wants revenge on you all for what you did in foiling his plans and for sending him to The River of Fire.

We gasped in shock.

Me: What?! That insane, fucked-up lunatic has escaped from The River of Fire?!

Lincoln: First, Christine Hargensen escaped from Hell yesterday, now, David Banner's escaped. This isn't good. But, I've got something to help out. I also found out about it through my meditations as well, and I asked Ed Cowart to help out with this one.

Ed Cowart came in and gave Lincoln a syringe filled with a powerful poison.

Lincoln: This powerful poison Ed Cowart made will prevent David Banner from using his powers for the next 72 hours, which is more than enough time for us to kill him and give him The Black Gates.

Nico: Awesome.

Twilight Sparkle: Linky, what can you tell us about David Banner? It sounds like all of you have a very nasty history with him.

Lincoln: You won't like him one bit, Twilight Sparkle. David Banner is an extremely insane, abusive, and murderous madman who killed Rebecca Banner and tormented his son, Bruce.

Lincoln proceeded to tell those who hadn't joined us about David Banner, and they weren't going to like him one bit.


David Banner

History
David Banner was a genetics researcher who, in his quest to improve on humanity, experimented on himself; after his wife, Edith Banner, gave birth to Bruce, David, seeing that Bruce was not normal, barely showing emotion and gaining patches of green skin when he did, felt that he was responsible, realizing that his experiments on himself had affected Bruce. Trying to find a cure for Bruce's condition, David had his research shut down by Thaddeus "Thunderbolt" Ross; going into a rage over the loss of his work and the hopelessness of Bruce's situation, David accidentally destroyed his laboratory and tried to kill Bruce only to accidentally fatally stab Edith, before being arrested and confined to a mental institution; blocking his memories of David killing Edith, which haunt his nightmares, Bruce was taken into foster care.

Thirty years later, David was released from mental hospital and got a job as a janitor at the research institute Bruce worked at, in the same field as his father. Confronting Bruce on the night after he was blasted with radiation and nanobots, David revealed his relationship to him (Bruce had previously thought his biological father was dead) and stole some of his mutated DNA. Experimenting with Bruce's DNA on animals, David also saw his son's first transformation into the Hulk, which he soon became obsessed with copying to possess that power.

Releasing three dogs he had mutated to kill Betty Ross, who had confronted him over what has happened with Bruce, David called Bruce and told him of this. Defeating the mutant dogs and saving Betty, Bruce was tranquilized and taken to a military facility, which David followed him to. As Bruce was held captive, David subjected himself to the same devices that gave Bruce the ability to change into the Hulk, giving himself the ability to absorb the properties of everything he touched (similar to the villain Absorbing Man from the Hulk comics). Finding Betty, David told her that he will turn himself in if he was allowed to see Bruce one more time, also revealing to her that he had intended to murder Bruce (believing he would mutate out of control) when his research was originally shut down and that instead he ended up killing Edith when she tried to stop him.

Taken to Bruce, David was placed in a room with him, where they were placed between two electrical generators that would kill both of them if things went out of hand. Having descended into megalomania, David ranted to Bruce about how the military has ruined their lives, also stating that the Hulk was his true son, and Bruce was just a shell for him. Biting some electrical wires, David became a being of pure electricity while Bruce, upon seeing this, becomes the Hulk. Breaking out of the military facility and engaging each other, David and the Hulk crash into Pear Lake, where David, becoming a being of stone and water, tried to absorb all the Hulk's energy, which the Hulk allowed. Unable to contain the Hulk's energy, David swelled into a gigantic energy bubble, which was blown apart by a Gamma Charge launched by General Ross, killing David, while leaving Bruce unharmed at the bottom of the lake after his father absorbed the full force of the explosion.

Powers and Abilities
Powers
Energy Absorption: David had the power to absorb energy from anyone and anything he touched. And in doing so could take the appearance of the object he had absorbed the energy from. For example, absorbing energy from stones will change him into a golem (a stone-like humanoid). He could also fuse with physical items such as the floor or a computer terminal.

Abilities
David was a gifted scientist

Weaknesses
He couldn't contain all the gamma powers of the Hulk.
Megalomania
Insanity


When Lincoln was done, those who hadn't joined the team were really shocked and enraged at David Banner's actions.

Rarity: My word.

Me: Yep, David Banner's an abusive father and a megalomaniacal, fucked-up lunatic who deserves to die.

Nico: He's getting The Black Gates for this one.

Then, Absorbing Man appeared in the Estate.

Absorbing Man: Guys, I just heard the news: is it true that David Banner has escaped from The River of Fire?

Lincoln: You heard right, Carl. David Banner's escaped, and that insane lunatic wants revenge on us all.

Absorbing Man: That bastard. Hey, can me and Hulk join in?

Lincoln: Of course.

Absorbing Man: Awesome, and who's going to be the one to fight him?

Wang Yuanji: That'll be me, and of course, Lincoln's also joining in as well. Plus, Lincoln had asked Ed Cowart to make a powerful poison, which'll prevent David Banner from using his powers for the next 72 hours.

Absorbing Man: Which'll give us more than enough time to kill him, awesome, and it looks like you're going to transform, Yuanji.

Wang Yuanji: Yes, that's correct.

Nico: Alright, everyone, let's get going.

We were off to the world of 9.


We arrived in the world of 9 and we gasped in absolute shock and horror. It was a terrible place. All the buildings were destroyed and there was no sign of anyone and anything. All life as we know it is gone.

Me: My God. What the hell happened here?

Eli: Everything is destroyed.

Marluxia: There's no sign of life anywhere.

Nico: No life at all. It's like we're the only ones left in this world.

Laney: It's scary.

Nico: Good thing I prepared for this kind of scenario.

Nico clapped his hands and danced around and then…

KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!

Out of the ground in an explosion came a huge MORTAL ENGINE! It was a mobile version of The City of Gotham Royal York!

Me: WHOA! You made your own Mortal Engine!

Eli: That is awesome!

Nico: Yep. I call it our Apocalypse Readiness Transport.

We were driving through the world.

Grinnade looked worried as he made video game noises while looking around.

Nico: Yeah it's shocking. I can't believe that all this happened.

Me: Wow. Not a single speck of life for miles.

9: This all happened because of the Fabrication Machine.

Me: What can you tell us about it 9?

9: Well it's not pretty.

He told us about it.


The Binary Reactive Artificially Intelligent Neurocircuit, also known as B.R.A.I.N. and better known as the Fabrication Machine, is the main antagonist of the 2009 computer-animated film 9.

It is a soulless artificial intelligence created by the Scientist before the stitchpunks, which went insane and initiated an omnicide against all life. It is responsible for the eradication of humanity, and it seeks to drain all the stitchpunks' souls and then repopulate the lifeless world with machines.

Prior to the film, the Scientist created the B.R.A.I.N. in order to support humanity as an instrument of progress and creation. The Scientist, after completing the B.R.A.I.N., used the Talisman to give it sentience; however, unlike with the Scientist's later, future creations, the B.R.A.I.N. was ensouled purely with the Scientist's intellect and not his actual human soul. The Scientist realized that the B.R.A.I.N.'s soullessness was a major flaw which made the B.R.A.I.N. especially vulnerable to evil and corruption. The Chancellor forcefully had it taken away so that it could be used as the Fabrication Machine to build weapons and war machines for the Nation, against the Scientist's will and the B.R.A.I.N.'s true purpose.

Lacking a soul to withstand corruption, and being forced to make armies of Steel Behemoths, the Fabrication Machine eventually went insane and turned against the Nation, and initiated a war and genocide against humanity and all other lifeforms. The Machine had its Steel Behemoths attack and wipe out all humans, and manufactured a poisonous gas which eventually killed off all life on Earth. At some point during or after the war between humanity and the machines, the Fabrication Machine had somehow been shut down, and left deactivated in the intact ruin of the Nation's weapons factory, and all of its war machines had likewise perished, except for one, the Cat Beast, which sought to find the Talisman and reactivate the Fabrication Machine.

Sometime after the machines' war against life had sterilized the Earth, the Cat Beast finally found the Talisman and returned to the weapons factory with it, but was destroyed by 7 just before it could reactivate its dormant master. However, 9, out of curiosity, accidentally inserted the Talisman into the the Fabrication Machine's external hard drive, reactivating it and causing it to, through the Talisman, absorb 2's soul in the process. After 9, 7 and 5 escaped, the Fabrication Machine reactivated the factory and began producing hunter and killer machines again, with the intent of capturing the eight remaining stitchpunks and absorbing their souls through the Talisman (as the Machine's constraints limited its movement to the factory, and thus it needed to make other machines and robots to do its dirty work and bring the stitchpunks to it).

The Fabrication Machine's first hunter machine was created and sent after the stitchpunks was the Winged Beast, which succeeded in locating and destroying the stitchpunks' original hideout in the church, but failed to capture and bring back any of them and was destroyed by them. When one of the Fabrication Machine's new Seekers brought evidence of the Winged Beast's demise back to it, the Machine next created the Seamstress to mesmerize and then tie up and capture the stitchpunks. The Seamstress was successful in capturing 7 and 8, and the Fabrication Machine drained 8's soul, but 9 snuck into the factory and saved 7 and destroyed the Seamstress. 9 and 7 fled the factory through a narrow pipe as the Fabrication Machine sent Spiderbots after them, and the stitchpunks then sent a lit oil barrel through the pipe into the factory, blowing up and completely destroying it.

Though the destruction of the factory destroyed all the Fabrication Machine's new robots, the Machine itself survived the explosion, and was now free of its constraints and fully mobile thanks to the damage the explosion caused to its casing. The Fabrication Machine immediately went after the seven stitchpunks, and it succeeded in draining 5 and 6's souls, but temporarily lost the remaining stitchpunks when they fled across a bridge which collapsed under the Fabrication Machine's weight. The Fabrication Machine soon caught up with the stitchpunks in the abandoned barracks, where 1, 3, 4 and 7 unsuccessfully attempted to destroy it with a barrage cannon before the Machine destroyed the cannon. The Fabrication Machine eventually cornered the stitchpunks and attempted to drain 9's soul through the Talisman, but the Machine ended up extracting 1's soul instead when the latter pushed 9 out of the way and sacrificed himself.

While the Fabrication Machine was distracted removing 1's soul, 9 was able to get close enough to forcefully remove the Talisman it. The Fabrication Machine immediately attempted to grab the Talisman back from 9, but he activated the Talisman against the it, removing all the slain stitchpunks' souls from the Fabrication Machine. The Fabrication Machine then exploded in a fiery/electrical blast, killing it for good.


When he was done we were shocked and horrified!

Laney: That's horrible!

Nico: So this machine wants to turn the world into a world of machines with the powers of the souls of the Stitchpunks.

9: That's right.

Nico: I wonder. Blastertron, scan for any signs of human life underground.

Blastertron: Affirmative. Initiating scans for human life underground.

Larxene: Are you saying that fucking machine can suck out the souls of people?!

9: That's right.

Me: This is awful. This machine is in every way like that Mechanical Beast that we faced as the Brave 12 with Jack.

Samurai Jack: I remember that. That was an incredible adventure.

Twilight Sparkle: What can you tell us about that J.D.?

Me: That was an awesome adventure.

I went over the beast's history.


"The Beast" (as named by the Spartans) was the producer of the Minotaur Robots. It was described as "going mad" by the Spartan King, causing it to produce endless armies of machines to overrun the surrounding lands; only the Spartans were able to hold back its forces. The battle between men and machine soon grounded to a stalemate; the Beast's forces were unable to overcome the Spartans, but its endless production capacity allowed it to continue pressuring its foes and prevent them from attacking its main factory.

The stalemate was broken when Jack arrived at the battlefield and offered his assistance to the Spartans' war. Using a treacherous side route, the Samurai and a group of elite Spartans led by the king himself were able to infiltrate the Beast's factory, forcing the mechanical monster to reveal itself when Jack and the king entered its lair. Despite its ferocious attack, the Beast proved to be no match for its enemies' teamwork, ultimately meeting its end when the Spartan King threw Jack's sword through its forehead. Its subsequent explosion destroyed the factory and shut down its drones, bringing peace to the land.


When I was finished everyone was shocked.

Me: Now he's the adventure.

FLASHBACK Chapter 176

We, the Brave 12 were in the mountains climbing over them and when we climbed out of the mountains we saw a huge battle going on. It was a battle between a bunch of Spartan Warriors and a bunch of Robot Ram creatures.

Me: Whoa! Looks like a huge war is going on.

Naruto: Yeah! I wonder how come.

Sakura: I guess we'll find out when we can.

We saw a Spartan soldier being surrounded by a bunch of robots.

Me: That man is in trouble! Come on!

We go and slashed apart all the robots apart and helped the Spartans win. The robots went away after carrying all their fallen.

Me: [To the man] You have won.

Man: No we have not. Come, we go to meet the king.

We go to a camp of the Spartans and the King came.

King: Did you hold the right flank?

Man 2: We suffered many casualties but held our position

King: Hmm. Your numbers have dwindled. I fear you will not survive another attack.

Man 2: No my king! We will never give up! We will fight!

The King was proud.

King: Yes I know you will not fail me.

The king sat on his throne and he saw us.

King: Roha. Who are these people that you have brought before me?

Roha: My king, these are the strangers who aided me in battle.

King: This battle is of no concern to you. Why did you fight?

Me: We saw this warrior outnumbered.

Jack: We meant no disrespect.

Vince: We apologize.

We started to walk away but the King stopped us.

King: Wait! These years of war have made my words harsh and my tone insolent. Anybody brave enough to face these monsters are friends.

Me: What is this war?

Fu: Yeah, what's going on?

The King revealed his story.

King: Long ago a mechanical beast went mad and waged war against all in its path.

A flashback reveals a mysterious robot creature with glowing red eyes going on the warpath.

King: (Narrating) It feeds off the land itself, growing larger, Powerful. All the neighboring kingdoms have fallen. We are the last. The Beast desperately wants our lands, for our home is beautiful, peaceful, rich in resources. The Beast and its robots would've destroyed us ages ago, but our land is protected by the tallest of mountains. And a narrow ravine is the only entrance. It was there, with only 300 men, that we stopped the Beast's armies. The position was easy to defend, and their superior numbers were made worthless. Year after year, the war went on.

For centuries the war between the Spartans and the Beast's Armies raged on. The battle was getting more and more ferocious at a powerful level.

King: And the battle became a stalemate...

Countless robots were destroyed in the process. But the surviving robots carry the destroyed robots away.

King: For this creature strips the battlefield clear of its fallen to rebuild its army again and again. And so it goes.

The Beast's armies kept on coming more and more for centuries and it always produced the same result no matter how hard they tried.

King: And I am the 17th King to defend this gateway. And tomorrow will bring the same.

Me: This war is terrible. It looks like we arrived just in time.

Jack: But there is another way through the mountains.

Everyone was shocked.

King: How wide is this path?

Jack: Wide enough for troops to move through sideways, weapons held in front and behind.

King: How long to complete the journey?

Me: 12 hours.

King: Will you show us this path?

Jack: Of course.

King: This war ends now! 50 of my best men will join me in a strike against the Beast itself while the rest stay here and defend our position. While the monsters attack us, we will attack them!

We got ready for the battle and the King gave us shields.

King: Forward my brothers!

We went with the king as Jack lead the way. We arrived at the Castle of the Beast at Sunrise and we saw the last of the Beast's army leaving.

King: Look. There. The last of its army has left.

Me: Here we go.

King: OUR TIME HAS COME!

We charge towards the castle. We ran with full determination.

King: Porcupine.

We got into a porcupine pincushion formation and plowed through more of the robots.

We slashed and blasted all the robots and destroyed all of them. It was an extremely fierce and savage fight and it was a powerful demonstration of what we were capable of.

Me: Jack, Your majesty lets go.

Jack: Right.

Me, Jack and the king went into the castle and in the main chamber the Mechanical Beast came down. It was a giant robot spider. More like a ball with eight legs.

Me: Behind us!

We saw the beast and it tried to attack us but we dodged and blocked its attacks and slashed its legs and it screeched. The King slashed a leg but his sword shattered into a thousand pieces.

I pull out a spare sword and give it to the king. It was an indestructible sword. We had the beast against the ropes. Then I fired a Ki blast and it went right through the beast's head and it crashed by us and it exploded.

KRABOOMM!

Me: This whole place is gonna blow!

Outside the robot army exploded. Somehow they were linked to the Beast.

As we got out of the castle the whole castle exploded with incredible power.

KRABBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!

At long last, the war with the mechanical beast was over.

Sometime in the future, the King that we helped was dying on his death bed and he was finishing his tale about how we helped end the war.

King: The War was finally over. These brave strangers who became brothers and sisters aided us in our time of need and made a difference.

A tapestry was woven in our honor. It was on the wall and it showed the 12 of us aiding the 300 Spartan Soldiers in the war against the Mechanical Beast.

King: Their bravery, valor and strength for everyone helped us all triumph. Their diligence and the sacrifice of the others defeated our enemy, saved our lives and ensured our freedom. They will be honored and remembered forever- the 300 plus 12.

Our legacy will echo throughout the history of the Spartans for many future generations to come. The Brave 12 will forever be remembered in history.

FLASHBACK ENDS

When I was done everyone was shocked and amazed.

Nico: I remember reading about that. That was awesome.

Eli: Yeah it sure was. And the Brave 12 sure did awesome with the 300 Spartans.

Samurai Jack: That was an amazing adventure.

Anastasia (Cinderella): Well, that machine's not getting my soul!

Maria: It's not getting mine either!

Nico: Don't worry. We won't let that happen.

9: That's right. The machine doesn't know that we are far too powerful to be destroyed that easily.

Blastertron: Scans indicate millions of people hidden in caves underground.

Nico: J.D. activate the teleporters and have them beam the survivors on board. We'll tell them that they are safe with us.

Me: Right.

I went and did so.

Xigbar: If that robot tries to get my soul, I'm blowing its' head off!

William: Assuming it even has a head.

Nico: Don't worry about that.

Evil Roxas: We'll find that robot and destroy it.

Nico: Yep.

Clown Man: I don't think the Fabrication will be able to use its' soul sucking trick on me and my fellow Robot Masters.

May: Well, we shouldn't get a chance to test that theory.

Nico: I agree.

Eli: Yeah we won't let it do that.

Nico: Yeah. Also to weaken the Fabrication this Mortal Engine that we built has an ultimate weapon.

Varie: What is it?

Nico: Like in the book it has a superlaser cannon.

Varie: Whoa!

I activated the teleporters and beamed 26,283,549 people on board. These were the only people left on the planet.

Xaldin: I suspect that the Fabrication has already sent its' robotic minions to hunt us.

Nico: Let's take those out first. Lana, Lola, Ready weapons and get ready for battle.

Lola: Roger that!

Lana: We're ready.

Lisa was keeping a look out for anything out of the ordinary.

Lisa then saw something coming over the mountains.

Lisa: ATTACK ROBOTS COMING IN FROM THE WEST!

Nico: Oh boy.

Nico looked and he saw that the robot minions were also AKU'S BEETLE DESTROYER ROBOTS!

Nico: Battlestations! Jared, turn us towards the mountains bearing 45˚!

Jared: Yes sir!

Jared turned the Mortal Engine to the mountains and the were coming.

Charge Man: 9, can you tell us about the Fabrication's robots?

9: Okay. From what I remember, there was this Cat Beast.

Nico: I remember that.

9 told us about it.


The Cat Beast first appears slinking around a junk pile, seemingly searching for something. The Talisman on its collar glows green, and it stalks away. Later, it finds 9 & 5, and sneaks up on them. 9 hides in a can, and 5 stays out to try and fight, but the Cat Beast comes up from behind and grabs him, managing to remove his right arm and trap him. It then steals 5's soul with the Talisman.

After a while, the Cat Beast appears again, this time, in the junk piles of the Fabrication Machine's lair. Searching, and showing it's wearing 5's and other stitchpunks numbered clothing. It see's 9 and chases him. Then, after following him again, it spots lights flashing, and a fake stitchpunk moving around. Believing it to be 9, the Cat Beast makes its way over and attacks. By the time it realizes it's not a real stitchpunk, its claws have already been stuck into the tar, momentarily trapping it. 9 leaps down and removes the collar with the Talisman, then runs off.

The Cat Beast soon gets itself free, and then chases after 9. They come to a plank hanging over a large drop-off, and 9 walks to the end of it. He goes to turn after a moment, but the machine has already caught up, and has trapped him. It walks towards him, roars, and continues forward, but becomes spooked by the drop underneath it, and backs up. 9 leaps off then activates a trap, spinning a lever and pushing a heavy book off of another nearby plank. The book is roped to the Cat Beast's perch, and causes it to fall. The Cat Beast desperately attempts to climb off in time but fails to do so, and falls into the pit below, the plank falling onto it and killing it.

The Cat Beast's intentions in the 2005 short is rather unknown, but there is a clue. Where it got the Talisman remains unspecified but since 5 has the other half, the Cat Beast percase could have been looking for that and would eliminate anything/anyone in its path to claim the other half of the talisman back.

Shortly after 9 meets 2, the Cat Beast stalks upon them. 9 hides in a can and 2 stays out to protect him, but it circles behind him and the Cat Beast pins him down, lifting him up towards his face. 2 throws his double-bladed spear at it and then throws him at a nearby cart, momentarily knocking him out and causing him to drop the Talisman. It goes and picks up the device, studying it for a moment. 9 retreats into the can and gains the Beast's attention. It uses its lightbulb eye to peer into the can for a moment. It moves away, and then suddenly sticks its claws inside, trying to feel around for 9. It's unable to reach him, however, and 2 soon throws a rock at it. It walks back towards him, and snatches him up into its jaws. 9 manages to escape the can while this is happening, though he rips a bit of his fabric off of his left shoulder. The Beast picks up the Talisman and places it into the collar holder, it then runs off with 2 towards The Factory.

Afterwards, the Cat Beast holds 2 captive inside a bird cage in the abandoned factory. It was about to use the talisman to activate the Fabrication Machine, only to discover 9 and 5 freeing 2. It begins to attack the intruders. However, another stitchpunk attacks the Cat Beast, it struggles against the new intruder but she eventually destroys the Cat Beast by beheading it with her spear.


We were shocked.

Nico: Whoa!

Eli: I would not want Cliff to play with a robot like that.

Nico: Me neither. Fire at will!

We fired laser cannons and energy blasters at the robots. Me and Jack were blowing the robots and slashing them apart!

SLASH SLASH SLASH SLASH SLASH SLASH SLASH!

We were also blowing them apart!

We were slashing and blasting the robots all over apart.

Me: Just like old times huh Jack!

Samurai Jack: It sure feels like it!

Lincoln fired blasts of lightning and electrocuted and destroyed many robots!

Edith fired waves of slime and melted many robots.

Laney Sonya fired massive blasts of fire and melted the robots all over!

Nico: Take that!

Demyx: Is that the Cat Beast right there?

We saw a cat robot!

Yugito Nii: That's it! I got this! MOUSE HAIRBALL!

Yugito fired a blue fireball blast and it formed into a mouse and it split into many blue fireballs and they hit the Cat Robot and blew it into fiery dust and destroyed it!

Me: Nice shot Yugito!

Varie: Yeah!

Tengu Man: What other robots were there?

9: Well, there was also the Winged Beast.

Nico: You mean like those coming in from the air?

We saw WINGED BEAST ROBOTS!


The Winged Beast

strongly resembles a pterodactyl, a flying prehistoric reptile. It has four beady red eyes encircling a "mouth" made of scalpels, knives, and other sharp metal objects. A speaker or voice box rests at the center of the blades, allowing the Beast to make loud, eagle-like screeches. Its bat-like wings are made from a flag, and sport claws in their middles, allowing the Beast to walk on all fours. It also features a short tail tipped with a detachable harpoon; a long cord connects the spear to its body. Additionally, this Beast has a fan attached to its underside and a human ribcage incorporated into its body. The height of the beast is 30 centimeters, the length of it is 2 feet long, and both wings are 4 feet long.

The Winged Beast is much more mobile than its predecessor, The Cat Beast, due to its flying capabilities. It can use its fan as a makeshift engine to propel itself through the air, or fly like an actual bird by gliding on air currents and flapping its wings. It can also use its claws to cling to surfaces or crawl along the ground in an awkward but fairly fast motion.

In combat, the Winged Beast's main weapons are its head and tail. It can slash its prey with individual blades, trap them with a "bite", or stab them with a pecking motion. It can swing its entire head around to knock away or thrash opponents. Its tail is outfitted with an apparatus that fires a retractable harpoon at a designated target, forcefully enough to knock a Stitchpunk back a good distance and pin them down for capture. The string and spring-launch components automated as part of the harpoon can then be retracted, allowing the Beast to use its ranged attack repeatedly after resetting the harpoon's shooting mechanism equipped as the end part of its tail. It would often use its wings as a shield to protect itself from attacks. The Beast was also seen using its claws to grab or scratch at things, but it rarely uses them in combat roles.

As 1 berates 9 and 5's failure to save 2, the Winged Beast glides by outside the cathedral. It burst through the glass clock face, knocking over a brazier of live coals into 6's wall of drawings and canvas, which starts a fire inside the cathedral. As the Beast advanced on 5, 6, 8 and 9, 1 accidentally reveals himself (from ringing his staff's bell) behind a makeshift bulletin board, attracting the machine's attention. Using the moment of distraction, 8 slashes at its head, only for the Beast to swipe the large stitchpunk out of the way. This gave 1 the chance to open a secret passage out of the building; he and 8 ran through the opening while the other three went for the makeshift elevator to the ground floor.

As the stitchpunks fled, the Winged Beast attempted to puncture 9 with its beak, getting stuck temporarily after two failed attacks. The stitchpunks escaped, but the Beast was able to cut the bucket elevator's support cord, causing it to fall. 5, 6, and 9 managed to get out before their ride fell to the ground floor, but 9 was separated from his companions.

As 9 tried to find another way down, the Winged Beast burst through another window and flew after 1 and 8. The former nearly falls from a broken section of the roof, but holds on long enough to be helped up by 9. Meanwhile, 8 faces the Beast as it flies in for the kill, throwing his scissor-blade sword at the mechanical monster's engine. The blade successfully jams the fan, causing the Beast to briefly crash on the roof.

As 8 jumped on its back, the Beast took to the air once again, using its actual wings to compensate for its ruined engine. Its movements shook 8 off of its back, causing him to fall and grab a broken support beam further down the cathedral's side. As the 8 struggles to hang on, the Beast arcs around and zeroes in on 8, its harpoon tail raised and ready to fire.

9 uses a loose metal shingle to reflect light into the Winged Beast eyes causing it to misfire from its harpoon. This caused the harpoon to bounce off the magnet on 8's back and stab the wall instead, allowing 8 to slide down the extended rope and drop onto the remains of the crashed plane. The Winged Beast, unaware that its tail is stuck, it keeps on flying until it taunts on its cable, sending the Beast crashing into the roof-almost crushing 1 and 9, who were tackled out of the way by 8. As 6 and 5 flee to one of the plane's damaged propellers, the Beast faces 1, 8, and 9.

Retracting its harpoon, the cybernetic creature prepares to attack, only for 7 to arrive. She hopped off a ledge to attack the monster's head, only for the Beast to spot her shadow and smack her away with its wing. It quickly fired its harpoon into 7's left leg as she tried to attack again, knocking her back into the wall. Having finally caught a stitchpunk, the beast retracts its tail, only for 9 to grab 7 and stop their momentum by stabbing the latter's spear into the wing of the plane.

9 yells out for 8 to cut the cable to free 7, the recoil sends the taut cord into the plane's still-spinning propeller. The jolt causes the entire plane to lose gravitational stability from its past secured hold in part of the cathedral's roof and tip over, forcing the stitchpunks to grab on-8 hung on to a hole, 7 with part of her spear stuck into her right leg, 9 holds onto the harpoon still embedded in 7's leg, and 1 grabs his staff, currently held in 9's free hand. Undeterred by the change in orientation, the Winged Beast began to climb towards its helpless prey. However, 5 and 6 manage to connect an exposed wire to the propeller's exposed circuits, re-energizing the device and winding the cord around it.

Despite being dragged towards a now-rapidly whirling propellor, the Winged Beast refused to give up-with a final flap of its wings, it flew forward and snatched the edge of 1's cape with its multi-knived beak. As the propellor stalls due to the tension, 9's grip on 1's staff begins to slip-seeing that the Beast has only grabbed 1's cape, he tells 1 to take it off. Although reluctant, 1 eventually acquiesces; as the Winged Beast raises a claw, he detaches his cape and jumped onto 9, losing both his staff and cape in process. With nothing to hold onto now, the Beast gave a final screech before slamming into the spinning propellor blades, destroying both.


Fu: I got this! FAN SLASH!

She fired 2 blades of golden energy and slashed the robot in half and destroyed it in a fiery explosion!

Nico: Nice shot Fu!

Laney: YEAH!

Myotismon: That was close!

Nico: Yeah. But we still got more robots to take down and we're really doing well.

Me: We sure are.

Nico: Now we set our sights on the lair of the Fabrication.

Top Man: Guys, there's a dead body here.

Me: Lets see!

We went over and we saw the dead body of the scientist that made the Stitchpunks. I went to check for a pulse and there was none.

Eli: Is he?

Me: He's gone.

Nico: Poor guy. That's the scientist that made the Stitchpunks.

Laney: Fabrication must've gotten to him.

Me: Yeah.

Zexion: A moment of silence for the creator of 9 and his friends.

We had our moment of silence for him and we then gave him a proper burial.

Me: He will never be forgotten because he invented the last hope to save the world.

Nico: He sure did and we have a tiny sliver of humanity with us now.

Armada Starscream: I'm really sorry, 9.

9: I'll be all right.

Me: Good.

Nico: Yeah. He didn't deserve this.

Me: The Fabricator has gone too far this time.

Eli: He sure did. Oh right! Nico which gene-slammer are you hoping to meet next?

Nico: I was wondering when you were going to ask that Eli. I was hoping to meet a Vulpimancer Gene-Slammer next.

Ben: One for Wildmutt's species. This will be interesting.

Nico: Yep.

Saix: 9, does the Fabrication of anymore robots?

9: Well, there's the Seamstress.

Nico: What can you tell us about it?

9: It's not a good robot.

He told us about it.


After the destruction of the Winged Beast, The Machine finds 2's corpse and thoroughly studies it. After the destruction of The Sanctuary's by the fire the stitchpunks retreated to the Library, 1 deemed it as not safe, so he sent 8 out as look out. 8 went to stand guard but took the moment of being alone to induce himself in a high-like state with a magnet, until he hears a hissing sound. 8 arms himself with his kitchen knife and takes a look around the area. He soon discovers the Seamstress, which uses 2's corpse to stun 8. After 1 reveals he had sent 2 to die, he goes off alone trying to convince himself that he knows what's best for the group. He hears a noise and asks if anyone's there. 1 gazes in abject horror as 2's corpse slowly approaches him. 2 is then pulled upwards and hypnotizes 1. 5 and 9 hears 1's wailing calls and go to help, with 9 telling the twins to find 7. As 1 becomes paralyzed, the Seamstress reveals herself and attacks him. 5 and 9 arrive to find 8 and 1 captured. The Seamstress, surprised by their arrival, quickly tries to stun them with 2's corpse. 9 averts his gaze and tries to turn 5 around, but 5 was already paralyzed. The Seamstress continues flashing, until 7 impales the tail end of the Seamstress. She attempts to catch 7, only for the stitchpunk to retrieve her spear and cut 2 off of her tail. 9 tries to wake 5 but gives up and takes a knife to free 1. 7 keeps on fighting but the Seamstress uses her arms to quickly subdue her, she was about to land a strike when she was shot in the eye by 5, just snapping out of his trance. Having just lost her lure, along with her vision compromised, the Seamstress stashes 7 inside and retreats. 9 tries to stop her, but the Seamstress slips into the night.

She returns to the Factory and offers 8 to the Machine, it proceeds to take 8's soul. She was about to offer 7 to the machine, but becomes distracted by 9. She goes to investigate and then finds the "stitchpunk". She quickly seizes it and rapidly ties up the decoy (which 9 made from his light bulb staff and a nearby scrap of burlap) but accidentally hits on the head, turning on the bright light bulb which momentarily stuns her. 9 then runs off with the Seamstress chasing after but the fake ragdoll decoy gets caught in the factory gears, hence resulting in the Seamstress getting stuck then dragged with the strings attach to the ragdoll. 9 cuts 7 out while the Seamstress is crushed into pieces by the gear wheels.


When he was done we were shocked.

Nico: Whoa! That must be it right there!

We saw THE SEAMSTRESS!

Lynn: I got this! EARTH STYLE: SPHERE OF GRAVES!

She picked up a massive boulder and threw it and smashed the Seamstress into scrap metal!

Nico: AWESOME!

Misfire: Time for our entrance.

Nico: Yep we're here.

We arrived at the lair of the Fabrication.

Nico: Lets do it guys.

We went at the lair.

The Fabrication was looking around and then suddenly, the spirits of Organization XIII and the leaders of the team swirled around the Fabrication and then converged and then…

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A massive fiery explosion blasted out and then fireballs rained down and destroyed the Fabrications tentacles and then a phoenix cry was heard and then we came out!

Nico: Game's over Fabrication!

Baron Mordo: You wretched monster! You'll pay for what you've done here!

Nico: And it won't be pretty!

Nico fired energy blasts and blew much of the machine's structure apart.

Nico: This is our planet and we're taking it back!

Then Steam Smythe, Marvel Enchantress, Zzzax, Billy Numerous, Pyro, Dirty Bubble, Chemistro, Titanium Titan, Goliath and KGBeast appeared.

Nico: Steam Smythe, Marvel Enchantress, Zzzax, Billy Numerous, Pyro, Dirty Bubble, Chemistro, Titanium Titan, Goliath and KGBeast.

Pyro: Man this whole planet went to Hell.

Nico: That is a total understatement. This monster machine here wiped out everyone but over 26 million people.

Steam Smythe: I may use robots but not like this.

Zzzax: Of course you don't.

Billy Numerous: Man, the Fabrication's in for it.

Nico: You got that right.

Amora the Enchantress: (to Nico) We heard you visited Korhal.

Nico: Yep we sure did.

Chemistro: Did you take out Mengsk too?

Nico: Yep. He is gone for good.

?: Thank goodness.

A figure came out and it was LORD LITTER from episode 35 of Turbo!


Lord Litter first appeared when Divatox examined him after she discovered T.J. was in the woods alone. She gave him the assignment of destroying him whilst the others weren't around. Litter first followed T.J. around as a tiny screwed up newspaper before turning into his true form upon being discovered. He attacked T.J. and Erutan, the boy of nature itself, by blowing a fierce wind on him. T.J. fought the monster but lost in a hand to hand battle although he evened the odds with his Auto Blaster. The monster got back up and T.J. ended up getting barried in garbage. Erutan was able to stop the attack by firing him back to the Space Base, angry at the fact that anyone would try to trash the forest. Litter received ridicule from Divatox but, when he mentioned Erutan's control of wind, she was excited by what this could do for her and ordered him to capture the brat, Later, Lord Litter later returned to the woods with Elgar and Piranhatrons, in an attempt to capture the boy for Divatox's own plans. Erutan was ensnared in a net, and T.J. took on the bad guys. Soon the others joined the battle and freed Erutan. After the Piranhatrons were bashed around for a bit, the monster trapped the five inside big garbage cans, which the Rangers initially couldn't break free of. Then, when it looked like Lord Litter was about to finish off the Rangers, Erutan, brought down lightning from the sky which struck and temporarily paralyzed Lord Litter. Unfortunately, that move greatly weakened Erutan, and his life force began to slip away. The Rangers freed themselves from the trash cans and took Lord Litter down with the Turbine Laser but Divatox made him grow giant. T.J. saw Erutan and realized that he needed to help him. He volunteered to stay behind while asking the others to take the monster on by themselves. The other four Rangers destroyed Lord Litter with the Rescuezords with Artillery Power.


T.J.: Lord Litter!

Lord Litter: Nice to see you again Red Ranger.

Me: I remember you! You were sent to destroy T.J. while he was all by himself.

Lord Litter: That's right J.D. Good memory huh.

Me: Never missed an episode.

Maria: I like that you can turn into a newspaper.

Lord Litter: Glad you think so!

Nico: You would be perfect for working at a recycling center.

Lord Litter: Thanks.

We got the usual battles underway.


Sakura Haruno, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Ninja Steel Rangers, Scavenger and Bonecrusher VS Steam Smythe - Nico's rescue


Steam Smythe was first.

Steam Smythe: (to Sakura) It's good that Nico went to Korhal for his rescue. But what else did he find there?

Sakura Haruno: He found lots of awesome tanks for us to use along with weapons and gear. It was amazing.

Applejack: Yeah it sure is and those tanks have amazing defense powers.

Apple Bloom: Boy they sure do.

Flashwing: Yeah very amazing.

Brody Romero: Yeah no kidding and the weapons and vehicles of Starcraft 2 are something.

Steam Smythe: Very impressive. Lets do it!

Ninja Steel Rangers: IT'S MORPHIN TIME! POWER STARS! LOCK IN! READY! NINJA SPIN!

They transformed!

Brody: "Power of the Ninja! Ninja Steel Red!"

Preston: "Stealth of the Ninja! Ninja Steel Blue!"

Calvin: "Strength of the Ninja! Ninja Steel Yellow!"

Hayley: "Spirit of the Ninja! Ninja Steel White!"

Sarah: "Speed of the Ninja! Ninja Steel Pink!"

Levi: "Rhythm of the Ninja! Ninja Steel Gold!"

All: "Ninja Rangers fear no danger! Power Rangers Ninja Steel!"

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A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready for action!

They fired waves of rock, earth, energy and crystal and apples and smashed him down.

Sakura Haruno: ALL RIGHT!

Applejack: YEEHAW! That was great!


Mollie, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Pickle & Barley Barrel, Air Skylanders, Lost Galaxy Rangers, Wildrider and Dead End VS Zzzax - Lincoln's rescue


Zzzax was next.

Zzzax: (to Mollie) I heard Lincoln's rescue was in the Independence Day movie. How was it?

Mollie: It was awesome! And we finally rid the universe of the Harvester Aliens for good.

Rainbow Dash: It was so awesome! We made sure those monsters paid for their crimes.

Scootaloo: Yeah! Those aliens picked the wrong people to fight.

Pickle Barrel: Those aliens are never going to mess with us again.

Barley Barrel: No they sure won't.

Whirlwind: Good riddance to bad rubbish.

Leo Corbett: Yeah they had it coming.

Zzzax: You got that right. Lets do it!

Lost Galaxy Rangers: GO! GALACTIC!

Mike: MAGNA POWER!

They transformed!

Leo Corbett: "Red Galaxy Ranger!"

Kai: "Green Galaxy Ranger!"

Damon: "Blue Galaxy Ranger!"

Maya: "Yellow Galaxy Ranger!"

Kendrix: "Pink Galaxy Ranger!"

Mike: "Magna Defender!"

All: "Power Rangers Lost Galaxy!"

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A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready for action!

They fired waves of lightning, wind, rainbows and energy and smashed him down.

Mollie: ALL RIGHT!

Rainbow Dash: That was AWESOME!


Ben Tennyson, Naruto Uzumaki, Pinkie Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Wild Force Rangers, Scrap Shooter and Grinnade VS Billy Numerous - Meeting an Infernal Flame Emperor Gene-Slammer


Billy Numerous was next.

Billy Numerous: (to Ben) What's the name of the Infernal Flame Emperor Gene-Slammer you guys met today? And what alien will you use this time?

Ben: Her name is Laney Sonya Romanov and I'm going to turn into…

He turned into Ditto!

Ben: DITTO! Time to fight Clones with Clones.

Billy Numerous: Good choice!

Naruto: It's awesome how she is a fire monster like that.

Pinkie Pie: It sure is amazing. But we found out a really crazy secret from Lincoln.

Featherweight: Yeah. One time, while Lincoln and Laney were playing video games in his room in The Loud House, Lincoln paused the game, and she wanted to know why he did it. He decided to tell her a very dark secret, and it involved Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan: he told Laney that they were planning on sabotaging Lincoln's bonds with Leni, Luna, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lily, and his parents, along with the bonds with his friends and once that happened, he'll be all alone, and then, they'll kill him and no one would miss him. Laney was horrified at that secret, and she hugged him, and he hugged her back, and when she felt tears on her chest, She knew Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan have crossed a serious line. Laney told Leni, Luna, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lily, Mr. and Mrs. Loud, and all of Lincoln's friends, and they were also horrified, and they also comforted him, and they told him they'd never turn against him and they'll love him with all their hearts. Eventually, Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan were busted, and they were so enraged, they were going to kill Lincoln in a fit of rage that their plan was foiled. But, Laney knocked Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan out and we tied them up with nylon rope. In the end, they got a nasty scolding from her, Leni, Luna, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lily, Mr. and Mrs. Loud, and all of Lincoln's friends, and they got a nasty punishment: grounded for six months with no cellphone, no sports, no pageants, no experiments, no pranks, no puns, no going to the mall, no going out with Bobby, no sports competitions, and no tea parties.

He gasped.

Billy Numerous: Those dark sides of theirs are bloodthirsty savages!

Sprocket: You're not kidding! They have absolutely no honor!

Cole Evans: No they don't and they are monsters that need to be destroyed or someone is gonna get hurt by them or worse.

Billy Numerous: You're not kidding there. Lets do it!

Wild Force Rangers: WILD ACCESS!

They transformed!

Cole Evans: "Blazing Lion! Red Lion Ranger!"

Taylor Earhart: "Soaring Eagle! Yellow Eagle Ranger!"

Max Cooper: "Surging Shark! Blue Shark Ranger!"

Danny Delgado: "Iron Bison! Black Bison Ranger!"

Alyssa Enrile: "Noble Tiger! White Tiger Ranger!"

Kendal (WF): "Magnificent Peacock! Aqua Peacock Ranger!

Merrick: "Howling Wolf! Lunar Wolf Ranger!"

All: "Guardians of the Earth, United we roar! Power Rangers Wild Force!"

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They fired waves of energy, metal, gears and lightning and smashed him down. Ben reverted back.

Ben: ALL RIGHT!

Pinkie Pie: BEST USUAL BATTLE EVER!


Sakura Avalon, Twilight Sparkle, Luster Dawn, Sunny Starscout, Magic Skylanders, LupinRangers, RD Lisa Loud and Anastasia (Cinderella) VS Enchantress (Marvel) - First Icky Vicky rant of the year


Amora the Enchantress was next.

Amora: (to Sakura) I heard you guys had the first Icky Vicky rant of the year. And that the recruits of the past 6 special missions participated in it.

Sakura Avalon: They sure were and they were awesome and funny!

Twilight Sparkle: They sure were and we were laughing and cheering like crazy.

Luster Dawn: It sure was hilarious.

Sunny Starscout: Yeah the pranks were funny and the rants were awesome.

Spyro: Yeah they sure were funny.

Kairi Yano: Yep they are funny.

Amore: Yeah they are. Lets do it!

LupinRangers: KAITOU CHANGE!

They transformed!

Kairi Yano: (SNAPS FINGERS) LUPIN RED!

Touma: (SNAPS FINGERS) LUPIN BLUE!

Umiko: (SNAPS FINGERS) LUPIN YELLOW!

All: PHANTOM THIEVES OF JUSTICE! LUPINRANGERS!

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A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready!

Kairi Yano: Here's an advanced notice: We're taking your treasure.

Amora: Bring it on.

They fired waves of magic and energy and smashed her down and Kairi opened Amora's safe and in it was a ring with a jewel that had the Circles of Clow Reed, Sakura Avalon, Li Syaoron, Madison Taylor and Yue.

Kairi: Awesome ring.

Amora: It's the Ring of Clow Magic. It's for Sakura.

Kairi: Awesome.

Kairi teleported and gave it to Sakura and she put it on and she got an amazing power increase.

Sakura Avalon: Wow! That was awesome!

Twilight Sparkle: That was amazing!

Kairi Yano: With that we bid you Adieu.


Matau, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Life Skylanders, Lightspeed Rescue Rangers, Clown Man and Frost Man VS Chemistro - Jimbro's Burritos


Chemistro was next.

Chemistro: (to Matau) So, how was Jimbro's Burritos? Were the burritos there tasty?

Matau: They sure were tasty. We had the Every Meat Burrito. It was a burrito stuffed with EVERY kind of meat you can think of.

Fluttershy: It was really tasty and instead of using meats from the source we gave them a tree that can give them unlimited meats.

Tornado Man: It was awesome and delicious.

Stealth Elf: Yeah it sure was awesome.

Carter Grayson: It sure was.

Chemistro: I can tell. Lets do it!

Lightspeed Rescue Rangers: LIGHTSPEED RESCUE!

Ryan Mitchell: TITANIUM POWER!

They transformed!

Carter: "Red Lightspeed Ranger!"

Chad: "Blue Lightspeed Ranger!"

Joel: "Green Lightspeed Ranger!"

Kelsey: "Yellow Lightspeed Ranger!"

Dana: "Pink Lightspeed Ranger!"

Ryan: "Titanium Ranger!"

All: "Power Rangers Lightspeed Rescue!"

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A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready for action!

They fired waves of leaves, grass, flowers and energy and smashed him down.

Matau: That was great!

Fluttershy: That was fun.


Whenua, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Time Force Rangers, Gyro Man and Charge Man VS Goliath - Mordecai and Rigby know an awesome restaurant like Jimbro's Burritos


Goliath was next.

Goliath: (to Whenua) I like that Mordecai and Rigby know an awesome restaurant like Jimbro's Burritos. I heard Every Meat Burritos are served there.

Whenua: They sure are and we had them and boy are they full of EVERY KIND of meat you can think of. It's so tasty.

Starlight Glimmer: Boy is it really filling and man I am full still.

Cozy Glow: Me too. We're going to have Jimbros Burritos be with Lynn's Table too so that we can have Every Meat Burritos and Ultimeatum Burgers too.

Hex: That is gonna be so awesome.

Wes: You got that right and it is gonna be delicious.

Goliath: Awesome. Lets do it!

Time Force Rangers: TIME FOR TIME FORCE!

Eric: QUANTUM POWER!

They transformed!

Wes: "Time Force Red!"

Jen: "Time Force Pink!"

Lucas: "Time Force Blue!"

Katie: "Time Force Yellow!"

Trip: "Time Force Green!"

Eric: "Quantum Ranger!"

All: "Power Rangers Time Force!"

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A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready!

They fired waves of magic, bones, stars, energy, lightning and earth and smashed him down.

Whenua: ALL RIGHT!

Twilight Sparkle: That was amazing!


Nuju, Princess Celestia, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Ripping Friends, Tengu Man and Sword Man VS Titanium Titan - 9's World going to hell


Titanium Titan was next.

Titanium Titan: (to Nuju) (Spanish Accent) 9's World really went to hell. And it's all thanks to the Fabrication sucking everyone's souls out.

Nuju: You're not kidding there. This world is gone. But we'll be able to get the survivors out safely.

Princess Celestia: We sure will thank goodness.

Amber Morning: At least not ALL of the Human Race is gone.

Spotlight: That's for sure.

Crag: That is a good thing.

Titanium Titan: Thank goodness for that. Lets do it!

Crag: Come on fellas!

Ripping Friends: IT'S RIPPING TIME!

They Ripping Friends pulverized Titanium Titan all over and then the group fired waves of ice and light and smashed him down.

Nuju: ALL RIGHT!

Princess Celestia: That was so awesome!


Vakama, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Jungle Fury Rangers, Top Man and Shadow Man VS Pyro - Terrible that the world of 9 and the Stitchpunks can end like this


Vakama was next.

Pyro: (to Vakama) It's terrible that the world of 9 and the Stitchpunks can end like this. It's a miracle that there are survivors!

Vakama: Boy thank goodness. Hiding underground was a very smart move.

Sunset Shimmer: It sure was.

Pipsqueak: (British Accent) That was a very good move on their parts.

Sunburn: Now we can give them all a new home with us.

Casey Rhodes: That's a good idea.

Pyro: It sure is. Lets do it!

Jungle Fury Rangers: JUNGLE BEAST! SPIRIT UNLEASHED!

They transformed!

Casey Rhodes: "With the strength of the Tiger! Jungle Fury Red Ranger!"

Lily Chillman: "With the speed of the Cheetah! Jungle Fury Yellow Ranger!"

Theo Martin: "With the stealth of the Jaguar! Jungle Fury Blue Ranger!"

R.J.: "With the courage of the Wolf! Jungle Fury Purple Ranger!"

Dominic: "With the power of the Rhino! Jungle Fury Rhino Ranger!"

Spirit Elephant Ranger: "With the spirit of the Elephant! Jungle Fury Elephant Ranger!"

Spirit Bat Ranger: "With the spirit of the Bat! Jungle Fury Bat Ranger!"

Spirit Shark Ranger: "With the spirit of the Shark! Jungle Fury Shark Ranger!"

Jarrod: "With the spirit of the Mighty Lion! Black Lion Warrior!"

Camille: "With the cunning of the Chameleon! Green Chameleon Warrior!"

All: "We summon the Animal Spirits from within! Power Rangers Jungle Fury!"

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A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready for action!

They fired waves of fire and energy and smashed him down.

Vakama: ALL RIGHT!

Sunset Shimmer: That was amazing!


Onewa, Princess Luna, Moondust, Dark Skylanders, Mystic Force Rangers, Thrust and Starscream VS KGBeast - Fabrication is one terrible machine


KGBeast was next.

KGBeast: (to Onewa) (Russian Accent) The Fabrication is one terrible machine. And the robots it made are no different.

Onewa: You're not kidding there. J.D. and the Brave 12 all faced some of those robots before and they were those that Aku made long ago. Really awesome!

Princess Luna: They were really cool to see and we also learned that the Fabrication machine was very similar to an adventure that the Brave 12 had long ago.

Moondust: It was really something! It was like what happened with The Brave 12 and the 300 Spartans! That was cool!

Blackout: Yeah that was an amazing adventure.

Nick Russell: We all thought it was really cool.

KGBeast: I read about that. That was amazing. Lets do it!

Mystic Force Rangers: MAGICAL SOURCE! MYSTIC FORCE!

They transformed!

(Galwit Mysto Ranger)

Leanbow: "Burning heart of fire! Wolf Warrior!"

Udonna: "Flurry of snow! White Mystic Ranger!"

Daggeron: "Power of the sun! Solaris Knight!"

Xander: "Strong as a tree! Green Mystic Ranger!"

Vida: "Ever-changing as the wind! Pink Mystic Ranger!"

Madison: "Fluid as the sea! Blue Mystic Ranger!"

Chip: "Fast as lightning! Yellow Mystic Ranger!"

Nick: "Forceful as fire! Red Mystic Ranger!"

Claire: Power of the Shining Moon! Purple Moon Warrior!

All: "We call forth the magic, together as one, united for all time! Power Rangers Mystic Force!"

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A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready for action!

They fired waves of elements and darkness and smashed him down.

Onewa: ALL RIGHT!

Princess Luna: A true victory of the night!


Nokama, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Ed, Edd, Eddy, Misfire and Mindwipe VS Dirty Bubble - Nico's Mortal Engine really tearing lots of robots apart


Dirty Bubble was next.

Dirty Bubble: (to Nokama) Nico's Mortal Engine really tore lots of robots apart. I hope it can do the same to the Fabrication.

Nokama: Oh it will. Nico based the Gotham Royal York off of the London and the actual city and it's bigger than ever. It's equipped with an awesome Superlaser Cannon and has a massive plethora of weapons.

Rarity: Yes and it is most amazing darlings.

Sweetie Belle: I actually read the book Mortal Engines and it's really awesome. The London had an awesome superlaser cannon too and that was amazing to see. It's too bad the movie was a box office bomb.

Gill Grunt: Yeah what a darn shame.

Ed: Napkin please.

Eddy: Shut up Ed.

Edd: But the technology that Nico used to make the Mortal Engine is most intriguing and amazing.

Dirty Bubble: It sure is. Didn't Mortal Engines also take place in a Post-Apocalyptic World too?

Nokama: It sure did but not like this. That was caused by a cataclysmic event called the 60 Minute War and that was terrible!

Dirty Bubble: Wow! Lets do it!

They fired waves of water, ice, jewels and light and smashed him down.

Nokama: ALL RIGHT!

Rarity: Rapture darling that was grand!


Fiona Hernandez the Uria, Lord of Searing Flames Gene-Slammer, Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon, RD Lola and Misty Tredwell VS Kimberly Ann Hart the Pink Ranger Slayer


Pink Ranger Slayer was next.

Pink Ranger Slayer: This is terrible that the world of 9 ended like this.

Fiona Hernandez: No kidding and I love the movie 9. I have loved it since I was a little girl.

Pink Ranger Slayer: When did it come out?

Fiona Hernandez: September 9th, 2009 and that's very interesting. The movie The Omen from 2006 came out on June 6th, 2006.

Pink Ranger Slayer: Oh that is crazy! 06-06-06, the number 666 the Number of The Devil and 09-09-09, 999 the Number of Godhood. How crazy is that?

Fiona Hernandez: That is very crazy! And I think that is so awesome!

They laughed.

Pink Ranger Slayer: That is really cool though. But I just can't believe that all this happened to this world. It's terrible.

Fiona Hernandez: It sure is horrible.

Apple Bloom: Yeah no kidding. But at least we got the survivors out.

Sweetie Belle: Thank goodness for that.

Scootaloo: Yeah and it was smart thinking that they went underground.

Diamond Tiara: That is a good thing.

Silver Spoon: We'll give them a great home on our Earth.

Misty Tredwell: That is a good thing that we will.

Pink Ranger: It sure is. I hope they will be all right. Lets do it!

They fired waves of fire and magic and smashed her down.

Fiona Hernandez: FIRE WINS!

Cutie Mark Crusaders: CUTIE MARK CRUSADER VICTORY! YAY!


Marie Hernandez the Gene-Slammer of Hamon, Lord of Striking Thunder, Frozen Fright, Thunder Terror, Magma Gloom, Toxic Horror, Louie PoisonSea, RD Lincoln and Elena VS Weddinmon


Weddinmon was next.

Weddinmon: You played Starcraft before haven't you?

Marie Hernandez: That was a long time ago back when I was a little girl but man its been a long time since I played that game. It was really awesome. Seeing all those planets is really something.

Frozen Fright: It sure is and the story of Sarah Kerrigan and Jim Raynor is really amazing.

Thunder Terror: But what Mengsk did to her was absolutely terrible.

Magma Gloom: Yeah no kidding. Mengsk was a ruthless monster.

Toxic Horror: Yeah no kidding! So many have suffered because of him. That is terrible.

Louie PoisonSea: That was awful!

Weddinmon: No kidding. Lets do it!

They fired waves of lightning and elements and smashed her down.

Marie Hernandez: LIGHTNING WINS!

Fearful 5: FEARFUL 5 WINS!


Nicole Hernandez the Raviel, Lord of Phantasms Gene-Slammer, Star Swirl the Bearded, Rockhoof, Somnambula, Mistmane, Flash Magnus, Mage Meadowbrook, Gusty the Great, Clover the Clever, RD Lucy and Carly Atlas VS Marcel Bonaparte


Marcel was next.

Marcel: I heard that Bruce's insane father is going to return to face us.

Nicole Hernandez: He sure is and it's horrible that he is like that.

Marcel: What has he done?

Nicole Hernandez: He killed Bruce Banner's mother and became a crazy megalomaniacal monster that absorbs elemental forces and becomes them. He wants the power of the Hulk to destroy his son to finish what he started. Pardon my language but he is completely fucked up in the head. He has no brain hardly at all.

Marcel: Boy he must've done something that pushed you guys to hate him like that.

Nicole Hernandez: You're not kidding there. But after everything he did he has NO RIGHT AT ALL to call himself a father.

Star Swirl: Yeah he gives all fathers everywhere a really bad name.

Rockhoof: (Scottish Accent) Aye. What a heartless monster.

Somnambula: (Egyptian Accent) And Bruce did nothing to deserve such a horrible treatment from him.

Mistmane: He sure didn't. I don't like people like him.

Flash Magnus: Me neither. He was a heartless monster.

Mage Meadowbrook: Yeah he sure is.

Gusty: David was a brilliant scientist and in the end he became a cold-blooded murderer and a ruthless insane monster.

Clover the Clever: You're not kidding there. What a savage.

Carly Atlas; You're not kidding there. I think Savage is the less common way to call him.

Marcel: I would call him a barbarian. Lets do it!

They fired waves of darkness and energy and elements and smashed him down.

Nicole Hernandez: DARKNESS WINS!

Star Swirl: That was fun.


Turbo Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Nico, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Lucrecia Crescent, Laney, Lana, Dana and Lola VS Lord Litter


Lord Litter was next.

Nico: This will be fun.

Nico teleported and he opened Lord Litter's safe and in it was 2 swords called the Defenders of The 10 Elemental Warriors, they're a pair of large swords with the 10 Elemental Warriors etched onto the 6'5" massive, wide, double-edged, man-sized blades, large fairy wings for the crossguards, large gems for the hilts, longer black handles, and large faceted gems for the pommels. Once in hand, they'll get a massive power and energy increase.

Nico teleported back with the swords.

Turbo Rangers: SHIFT INTO TURBO!

They transformed and were ready!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! TURBO!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Turbo Rangers too!

Nico: Awesome! TURBO RAM CANNON!

The rangers summoned the Turbo Ram Cannon and they fired waves of elements and energy and the blasts all hit Lord Litter and he exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

He was dead!

Nico: Lord Litter you have failed this world.

Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega win.


We regrouped and we were facing the Fabrication Machine.

Noah: Time to shut this robot down for good!

Nico: Lets do it!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! ELECTRONIC BRIGADE!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Denziman Rangers!

Nico: Lets blast him!

We blasted and pulverized and smashed the Fabrication all over.

We blasted it all over the place and it was incredible.

Warpath, Jessica, Skullcruncher and Arpeggio used the Earth and Animatron Cyber Planet Key and they enhanced Arpeggio and Jessica's powers, Warpath's weapon shell's and Skullcruncher's tissue demolecularization gun 100-fold.

Warpath and Jessica Shannon: STINGING ARSENAL SHOWER!

Skullcruncher and Arpeggio: FEATHERS OF FURY SHOT!

Drakkon and J.D.: DRAGON FLAME PHOENIX SHOT!

Crystal and Evil Xion: ELEMENTAL SUN BLAST!

Edith Norris and Evil Roxas: SLIME LIGHT MEGABLAST!

Volcana and Larxene: VOLCANIC LIGHTNING BURST!

Layla Williams and Marluxia: FLOWERS OF FURY BLADESTORM!

Jared and Evil Luxord: HONOR OF THE FIRE GAMBLE BLAST!

Irma and Demyx: WATER OF THE MELODIOUS DELUGE!

Pyra and Axel: INFERNO FIRESTORM FURY!

Carol and Saix: ATOMIC MOONLIGHT BLAST!

Roxy and Zexion: NATURE ILLUSION BLAST!

Wendy Marvell and Lexaeus: STORM EARTH DRAGON SHOT!

Lana and Vexen: SUBZERO ICE BLAST!

Beast Boy and Xaldin: PRIMAL WIND BLAST!

Erza and Xigbar: GRAVITY BLADE BLAST!

Nico and Myotismon: CRIMSON THUNDERSTRIKE BLAST!

Eli and Baron Mordo: MAGIC FURY ULTRA BLAST!

Starlight Glimmer, Aurora Glimmer, Starburst Aurora, Fireheart Flame, Cozy Glow, Thorax, Sunburst, Trixie, Juniper Montage, Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon, Toxic Horror, Louie PoisonSea, Clover the Clever, Undead Skylanders and Sir Great Britain: FURIOUS EMPATHY BONE STRIKE!

We fired a massive wave of elements and energy.

Edith Norris, Laney Sonya Romanov, Lana, Lola, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2 and 1: WORLD STORM FURY BLAST!

They fired a massive wave of elements and energy!

Lincoln: CRAFTING ELEMENT STYLE: GLUE GUN!

Mine (TLPS): CRAFTING METAL STYLE: SURGICAL KNIVES!

Hsien-Ko: CRAFTING MAGIC STYLE: NEEDLE-NOSED PLIERS!

Felicia (Darkstalkers): CRAFTING WIND STYLE: DREMEL MAKER KIT!

Morrigan Aensland: (Scottish Accent) CRAFTING DARK STYLE: METAL SNIPS!

Taokaka: CRAFTING WATER STYLE: ROLLER!

Ryuko Matoi (TLPS): CRAFTING DARK STYLE: SCISSORS!

Yu Morisawa: CRAFTING STAR STYLE: PAPER TRIMMER!

Mai Shiranui: CRAFTING FIRE STYLE: PAPER PUNCHES!

ENTRAPTA: CRAFTING LIGHTNING STYLE: LAMINATOR!

Perfuma: CRAFTING NATURE STYLE: LINT ROLLER!

Frosta: CRAFTING ICE STYLE: FREEZE PAPER!

Kei: CRAFTING WIND STYLE: STENCILS!

Yuri: CRAFTING EARTH STYLE: STENCIL BRUSHES!

They fired waves of elements and they formed into said crafting supplies.

Lincoln and his harem: CRAFTING FINAL SMASH: ARTS AND CRAFTS KAMEHAMEHA!

They fired a massive Kamehameha powered by arts of crafts at the Fabrication Machine (9 movie) which explodes on contact!

The entire machine exploded with incredible power!

EXTREMELY MASSIVE AND INCREDIBLE EXPLOSION!

The Fabrication Machine was completely destroyed and reduced to nothing.

Edith Norris: That's the end of the Fabrication.

Goliath: But the damage to this world has already been done.

Me: Yeah. Total loss. Our home is gone.

Titanium Titan: But at least the survivors are okay.

Pyro: And the Fabrication can't kill anyone else.

Nico: Thank goodness.

KGBeast: So, do we end this Earth's suffering by destroying it with the superlaser?

Dirty Bubble: Nah. We'll let it live so we can come back to it.

Me: Good idea.

Nico: I agree. We can rebuild this whole planet from scratch in our own image. But we're not done yet.

?: I will fucking kill all of you for ruining my plans to become all-powerful!

Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting around Lincoln, Linka, TLPS Ms. Tarantula's, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the eight large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lucy, Lars, and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lola and Lexx Loud's and Steven Universe's legs, the eight large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the eight emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the eight large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the eight large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam, Lana, and Leif Loud's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Loud and Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Lori, TLPS Mr. Shark, Skippy, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni and Loni Loud's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Luan, TLPS Mr. Snake, and Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Laney and Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa and Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily and Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Varie and Adam Lyon's legs, the eight large white orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming.

Me: I'd recognize that fucked-up voice from anywhere. You can come out now, David Banner.

A figure came out, and it was none other than our old enemy, David Banner, the insane lunatic and hated enemy of The Banner Family, and he was even more roughed up by the demons in The River of Fire, his eyes were completely red with overwhelming rage and insanity.

Nico: (Smirks) You look even more fucked-up than ever, David, in fact, you've never looked better.

David Banner: I WILL DESTROY ALL OF YOU IF IT'S THE LAST THING I EVER DO! I HATE YOU ALL!

Our rainbow energy auras with elemental forces flared up with incredible and extreme intensity, because of her hatred.

Me: Hate us all you want, David Banner, but in the end, your hatred only makes us stronger, and we were already warned of your escape from The River of Fire, and now, we're going to make sure that you never return again.

Wang Yuanji: Indeed, and I shall be the one to put an end to you for good.

Me: You don't even give a damn about anyone except yourself, you are a heartless, abusive, insane, murderous, megalomaniacal, fucked-up lunatic who deserves to die, David Banner, you disgust us!

Suddenly, Wang Yuanji's light brown eyes turned neon light brown, and she was surrounded by a teal blue energy aura with stars and Qilins, she got out her Stars of Heaven throwing knives, and as she approached David Banner, she left teal blue energy, stars, and Qilins with every step.

Wang Yuanji: David Banner, the crimes that you've committed against mankind and your own family can never be forgiven. You've tormented your own family and mankind for the last time, and now, I will meet out your punishment!

Me: And that is DEATH!

Suddenly, Wang Yuanji was surrounded by a massive vortex of teal blue energy with the stars and cosmos surrounding the vortex, there's a Qilin running around the vortex, and in the vortex is a purple phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Wang Yuanji emerged, but she was changed forever.

Wang Yuanji grew to 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess and she has teal blue highlights in the bangs of her long platinum blonde hair tied in a ponytail, she has neon light brown eyes and teal blue energy aura with stars and Qilins surrounding her, she has a Qilin holding the Star Kanji in its claws emblazoned on her forehead, she has on Qilin earrings with teal blue gems for eyes and holding the Star Kanji in its claws, and she also has a Qilin with teal blue gems for the eyes and the Star Kanji in its claws for the second pendant of her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with teal blue gems on the gold lightning bolts and teal blue crystals from her Crystal Necklace of The Buddha which merged with her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love. Wang Yuanji has on a teal blue and white long-sleeved shirt with a gold phoenix on it, teal blue skirt with the Jin Qilin on it, teal blue pants, and black ankle-length combat boots, and she has on teal blue weighted bands with silver phoenixes on her biceps and thighs, and she has on a long teal blue sleeveless silk coat with stars and a Qilin on it, and on the back is a Qilin surrounded by stars. Wang Yuanji felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive platinum blonde angel wings with teal blue tips on the large platinum blonde feathers, had sprouted out of her back.

Suddenly, Wang Yuanji's Stars of Heaven throwing knives were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of stars and teal blue energy, and when they had emerged, they were transformed into Cosmic Knives of The Stars, they're a new pair of throwing knives with the Qilin etched on the dark blue blades with stars on them and with teal blue tassels and blue gems on the bottom of the throwing knives. Wang Yuanji has on her new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with teal blue gems on her wrists, gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold Qilin head with a large teal blue gem inside its open mouth for the belt buckle, large teal blue Spellbook of The Gods and The Universe on her left hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her right hip. There are gold Chinese characters right below the Qilin that said, "Wang Yuanji, Intelligent Daughter of Wang Su, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Master of The Throwing Knives, Loving and Caring Defender of The Innocent, and Master of Stars and Qilins."

王元姫、王粛の知的な娘、リンカーン・ラウドの愛する未来の妻、悪の殺し屋、狂った、殺人、冷酷、そしてサディスティックな野郎、投げナイフのマスター、無実の愛情と思いやりのある擁護者、そして星と麒麟のマスター

Wang Yuanji has transformed into SUPER ANGEL INFINITY DIVINE STARSTORM QILIN ANGEL OF COSMIC JUSTICE AND DIVINE LOVE!

We were amazed by Wang Yuanji's Super Angel Infinity transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face and hearts in his eyes. But, when David Banner saw it, he tried to put his hand on the ground and absorb the minerals, but Lincoln fired the needle, which hits him and injected the poison into him. When David Banner tried to touch the ground, he didn't absorb the minerals of the rocks.

David Banner: What the hell did you do to me?!

Lincoln: That poison that you were injected with has prevented you from using your powers, David Banner. (To Wang Yuanji) Yuanji, shall we administer David Banner's punishment?

Wang Yuanji: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Cosmic Qilin and Divine Love) With pleasure, Lincoln.

Lincoln unholstered his improved massive Sword of Universal Hope and Elemental Bravery from his wider and muscular back and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, and he, along with Hulk and Absorbing Man joined Wang Yuanji.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Voice of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope) This is the last time we'll deal with you, David Banner.

Hulk: Hulk Smash Puny Banner!

Absorbing Man: Your days of tormenting others are finally over, David Banner.

Wang Yuanji, Lincoln, Hulk, and Absorbing Man went at the powerless David Banner, and they fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, green energy, elemental energy, teal blue energy, elemental forces, stars, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Qilins, and Buffalo, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit David Banner, and because of the poison, he didn't absorb the energy barrage. Then, Lincoln slashed at David Banner with his massive Sword of Universal Hope and Elemental Bravery, and left nasty scars on him. Then, he tossed him to Hulk and Absorbing Man, who absorbed the ground, and they pummeled him into the dirt, then Hulk tossed him to Wang Yuanji, who threw her new throwing knives, and they'd left horrible open wounds on him, as they cut through his body, and returned to their wielder.

Then, Lincoln sprouted his eleven massive, powerful, and long deep sapphire blue werewolf tails, but the tips of the tails had eleven slobbering black wolf heads with glowing blue eyes, and he sent them at David Banner, and they bit down on his arms, legs, and sides of his stomach, and we saw the wolf heads slowly draining and siphoning David Banner's powers by biting down on the latter, and we saw the wolf heads' veins glowing blue, and we saw the blue-colored energy visibly flowing down from their heads and necks and into Lincoln, as his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces was flaring up even more, as he gained an immense power and energy boost, and he and the rest of us made David Banner's powers our own, and we also then assimilated David Banner's powers.

Me: Whoa, now that was awesome.

Nico: Big time, and I think I know exactly where he got that ability to do that, J.D.

Me: Yeah from Absorbing Man. Now you will pay for your crimes David. And this time STAY DEAD!

Then, Lincoln tossed David Banner into the air, and he, Wang Yuanji, Hulk, and Absorbing Man fired powerful rainbow energy beams, which had exploded with incredible power as they hit him, and the resulting explosion killed him. Then, as his spirit appeared, Wang Yuanji marked his forehead with a kanji, and condemned him to The Black Gates, and his spirit was erased from existence forever. We cheered wildly for what Lincoln and Wang Yuanji did, as they holster their weapons and power down, and Wang Yuanji's new body, clothes, weapons, angel wings, and jewelry are permanent.

Wang Yuanji: And now, David Banner's reign of tormenting his own family and all those around him is finally over. Thank you for helping me in dealing with David Banner, Lincoln, along with you and Carl, Hulk.

Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Yuanji.

Suddenly, Wang Yuanji wrapped her arms around Lincoln's waist, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around Wang Yuanji's waist, and brought her into an embrace, which took her by surprise and that brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to her face, they kissed passionately as she wraps her left arm around his wider and muscular back, and her left hand was on his massive and wide right pec, and right behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Qilin flying in the air, and we also saw a herd of Buffalo running across the field and lightning crashing down behind them, and the display of the elemental forces, and we cheered for them.

Nico: Now, that's awesome.

Me: You said it, Nico.

After Yuanji and Lincoln separated, they were also hugged by Hulk and Absorbing Man, and they returned it.

Absorbing Man: Thanks for having me and Hulk join you guys in thrashing David Banner, Lincoln.

Lincoln: You're welcome, Carl.

Hulk: Now, Puny Banner will never return to torment others.

Wang Yuanji: Thanks to using the Black Gates on him.

She-Hulk: You got that right, Yuanji. Plus, that was one awesome trick your future husband used on David Banner, along with injecting him with that powerful poison.

Me: You got that right, Jen, and I think I know where Lincoln got that idea for that energy draining attack he used on David Banner. (To Lincoln) You watched Godzilla: King of The Monsters, didn't you, Lincoln?

Lincoln: That's right.

Nico: (Smirks) So, that's why that attack you used on David Banner looked familiar. Nice one, Lincoln.

Lincoln: Thanks, Nico.

Nico: You're welcome. But all that fighting for this mission sure made us hungry.

Lincoln: Didn't we eat earlier?

Nico: We burned up a lot of calories. Lets go get some grub.

Me: Good idea. I'm starving.

9: It was a good mission. (To the viewers) This was an awesome adventure and we freed the world.

Nico: We sure did. Great job today everyone. Lets go get some grub.

We went to get some food at Jimbro's Burritos for more food and we really ate lots of burritos and we were full. We later had the restaurant merge with Lynn's Table and it was awesome. Later we enjoyed the rest of the day at home and went to sleep.

THE END


Another awesome fanfic done.

The movie 9 from 2009 was a really awesome and epic movie! It was a scary movie about what happened in a post-apocalyptic world where humanity was wiped out by a machine that went mad. It was scary. The movie came out on September 9th, 2009 and it was wicked. All the people did a great job in that movie. Too bad it didn't do well in the box office but it won a lot of great awards. The first part was for the world of Starcraft 2 and that was a great game. Never played it but I heard it was awesome! The second part was for the awesome movie Independence Day and we got rid of the Harvesters forever in that one and it was so awesome. NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Etstheclarencefan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys. Nico's next rescue is gonna be in the movie Jumanji and Nico, Fluttershy and me are going to help Alan Perish, Sarah, Judy and Peter with completing the game and prevent them from being attacked not just by Van Pelt but also the hazards from the game. We're going to start that with after what happened after the flood and crocodile was let out of the house. We're also going to meet a Vulpimancer Gene-Slammer named Wendy Lebinomininsky and she is from Poland and is one of Nico's friends from Earth Science class. The next part for Lincoln's rescue is gonna be in the world of the movie Krull from 1983 and we're going to be facing the Beast in the Black Castle and we're going to kill it. We're also going to meet a Black Tyranno Gene-Slammer named Logan White and during the exercise scene she is going to reveal a really Dark Revelation about Lori and why she has such a NASTY GAS problem. The next chapter is gonna be a really funny one as we stop Billy from summoning the evil Elder God of H.P. Lovecraft, YOG SOTHOTH! It's gonna be a brutal battle with the insidious Lurker In The Threshold. We're going through the episode BIG TROUBLE IN BILLY'S BASEMENT!

See you all tomorrow.