This chapter is a parody of Night of The Living Grim
Flying over the world of Panzer Dragoon riding on our dragons was Nico, Laney and Nicole. It was going to be an amazing adventure.
Nico: Thanks for coming with me, Laney. Even though you probably don't approve of my leadership.
Laney: No problem Nico and I have nothing against your leader role. You are doing a magnificent job leading the team so far and that shows that you were made for the position. I'm not upset with it at all.
Nico: Thanks Laney. Nicole you aren't upset about me taking your dad's place are you?
Nicole: No way Nico. Like my sister told you she knew it was just a matter of time before you became Leader and I'm happy you got the position. You earned it after putting on an amazing display of leadership last year.
Nico: Thanks.
Nicole: Wow! This is gonna be interesting. We're in the world of Panzer Dragoon Orta. Wow! I remember this game and it had a magnificent story behind it.
Nico: It sure did. I love Panzer Dragoon Orta.
Laney: That game is a good one.
The Empire has returned to power, using ancient technology to genetically engineer dragon-like bio-engineered weapons called dragonmares. A young girl, Orta, has lived all her life in a tower in a valley, imprisoned by the nomadic Seekers, who fear she is a harbinger of doom. One night, the Empire attacks the valley with its dragonmares, destroying much of the city. Before the dragonmares can harm Orta, a mysterious dragon appears and eliminates them.
Orta flees the valley on the dragon. Evren, a general in the Imperial Army and leader of the dragonmare squadron, pursues her. She is saved by Abadd, a renegade imperial drone. He flies away and Orta asks the dragon to follow him. In her search, Orta meets Mobo, a friendly but reckless member of the Wormrider people. Mobo leads Orta through a river valley and a sea of ash to the Wormrider village where she stays for several days. The imperial fleet attacks the village, seemingly killing Mobo in the process, and Evren's squadron engages Orta, but she and the dragon defeat them. Evren's dragonmare self-destructs and Orta and the dragon fall from the sky.
The wounded dragon carries Orta on foot across a snowy land until its torn wings regenerate. They fend off an attack from a flying predator, but Orta feels remorse when she sees it has children. Abadd reappears and kills the family with a laser volley, leaving Orta distraught. He claims to have information about Orta's birth. They descend into the ruins of a tower and access the ancient information network known as Sestren. Orta finds a message recorded by her mother, the drone Azel, saying that Orta was created using DNA she recovered from a human in Sestren (implied to be Edge from the previous game). Abadd explains that he has now learned the secret of drone reproduction and intends to use Orta's body to replicate himself infinitely and conquer the world. Orta defeats Abadd's avatar and discovers that he is heading for the Cradle, an ancient monolithic artefact above the imperial city. She orders Sestren that she be transported there.
Orta and the dragon find themselves in an imperial research facility. After they destroy several experiments, including dragonmare embryos, the facility collapses. They destroy an imperial defence unit and the Emperor dies within the explosion. The Cradle breaks free, destroying several Imperial ships and sending the dragonmares berserk. The Wormriders, led by Mobo who survived his previous encounter with the Empire, attack the imperial fleet at the city, leaving Orta to fly towards the Cradle.
After destroying the last of the dragonmares and the Cradle's shell, a cocoon-like object emerges from the Cradle's core. The cocoon erupts into Abadd's enormous dragon, which Orta and the dragon defeat. The dragon, severely wounded, flies to the ground and dies. A post-credits scene shows Orta walks towards a mountain range with a baby dragon, stated by the closing narration to be the heir of the previous one.
Nico: This is gonna be fun and we're going after Abadd and destroy the Empire for good.
Nicole: That's right. First lets find Orta and her dragon.
They flew on.
Nico: (to Laney) So you're ok with me being leader. Because Yost Doom was probably right about one thing. Things were more simple when J.D. was still in charge and I wasn't in the picture.
Laney: Absolutely Nico! I would never think anything different about you. It's not in my nature. I am known as the voice of reason. Without you on the team we would still be doing crazy things that would get us all killed and we would be reckless as all get out and endangering people regardless of how dangerous the situation was.
Nicole: Laney does have a point Nico. If dad hadn't made you enforcer we would still be following our previous example: Rush in and get it done with sheer brute force. Your example really revolutionized the whole team Nico and that is to think before you act and your plans and strategies have been very fruitful. I'm sorry we couldn't do that yesterday because we had a narrow window of opportunity.
Nico: You're right on that Nicole. But all that is true. I'm glad I became part of the team and helped keep it in line and make the flames stronger so to speak.
Nicole: That's good.
Laney: I'm glad.
They flew fast and searched all over.
Nico: Orta should be around here somewhere.
Laney: Wow this place is amazing. This is a true alien planet.
Nicole: It sure is. (Sees something) Wait there!
Nicole saw a dragon and on it was a girl with white hair and a Florauna was with her.
Nico: It's Orta and she has a Florauna with her.
Laney: Lets go!
They flew up to her and blasted the creatures that were about to attack her.
Nico: Need a hand?
Florauna: (In a girls voice) Now there's a face I know!
Nico: That voice! Laura Wynn?
Florauna: That's my name don't wear it out!
Orta: (In Panzer Dragoon language)
Florauna: Yes I know him Orta. He's my friend from Earth that I went to school with. We were in Newspaper Club together.
Nico: That brings back memories.
Laney: That is awesome.
Nico: We thought you two could use a hand.
Florauna: Thanks Nico.
Orta: (In Panzer Dragoon Language)
Florauna: She said we owe you one.
Nico: Think nothing of it.
Nicole: How do you know what she is saying Laura?
Florauna: I have the ability to understand any foreign language anywhere. Even those from creatures on other planets.
Nico: Like with Lando and Han and many people on Star Wars. That is amazing!
Laney: Wow it sure is!
Nico: Now to take out the bad guy here.
Florauna: Right! Those dragons you all have are awesome.
Nico: Thanks. We have lots of amazing dragons.
They flew on and they found ABADD!
Abadd was a drone from the Old Century who was discovered by the Empire shortly before the events of Panzer Dragoon Orta. The Empire had been searching for a drone to operate an ancient armament facility known as the Cradle and Abadd turned out to be exactly what they were looking for. Abadd initially helped the Empire create their own bio-engineered monsters, the dragonmares, but the Empire underestimated his intelligence and the loyalty he had towards his Ancient masters. Blinded by their quest for absolute power, they gave Abadd the chance to escape with one of the six dragonmares he had created.
Since they could not operate the Cradle without the help of a drone, Abadd's disappearance meant that the Empire could not continue their plan of mass-producing the dragonmares. This ultimately led them to search for a different drone whose whereabouts they did know: a half-drone named Orta who was being held captive by the Seekers in Yelico Valley. However, as the Empire's dragonmare squadron attacked the valley, a dragon appeared and helped Orta escape while the Imperial forces were occupied with the attack on the Seekers.
Just as the Empire's dragonmare squadron had regrouped and caught up with Orta and her dragon, Abadd reappeared with his enhanced dragonmare. After attacking the dragonmare squadron and forcing them to retreat, Abadd cryptically told Orta that he had "foreseen her destiny", and that she "had to save the world from itself". Afterwards, Abadd flew away with his dragonmare and although Orta and her dragon tried to follow the pair, they ended up losing track of Abadd.
Abadd most likely learned about Orta from the Empire, but it is not revealed why he helped her at that time and simply let her go afterwards. However, Abadd's intentions with Orta seemed to change after he realized he could not complete the objective given to him in the Old Century: that task was to awaken his ancient masters. Abadd's masters appeared to have been in a form of cryogenic sleep since the end of the Old Century, but their life support systems were shut down, possibly at the end of when the Divine Visitor freed the world from the will of the Ancients. Abadd could not accept the fact that he failed his mission and was now left alone in a world he despised.
Trying to come up with some other way of fulfilling his objective, he decided to create a new race of drones that would inherit the world from the Ancients. However, all of the Ancient drones were designed only to serve their masters as slaves, so they were unable to reproduce. Orta was an exception to this rule, as she was in fact half-human. Abadd therefore needed Orta's DNA to complete his new objective.
Abadd encountered Orta in the Glacial Plains, in the north of the Continent. Orta had defeated an els-enora, a mutant monster who may have lived for thousands of years, but was hesitant about killing it. Abadd finished the monster off, much to Orta's dismay. When she asked him why he killed, Abadd began to tell Orta but could not finish his sentence, stuttering, "That is my… I am… I… I am unable to complete my primary directive. That is why I need you." Orta followed Abadd into an Ancient ruin buried beneath the ground. As they traveled to the gate that lead to Sestren, Abadd bluntly told Orta that drones were created as slaves, and that they would die as slaves without heirs. It was their destiny, he told Orta, however there was an exception to this rule that he did not reveal.
Orta entered Sestren where she encountered a record of her birth and half-drone heritage. Abadd explained his intentions to Orta, telling her that once her body was his he would be able to reproduce himself infinitely. Orta refused to go along with his plan. In the resulting battle, Abadd was defeated by Orta and her dragon and fled the Sestren data network, teleporting himself to the Cradle. He proceeded to reactivate the facility and release all of the unfinished dragonmares. Without their control mechanisms, the dragonmares went berserk and attacked the Imperial forces that were stationed around the Cradle.
Determined to stop Abadd, Orta and her dragon were once again forced to fight the drone and his enhanced dragonmare in the skies high above the Imperial Capital. During the battle, Abadd told Orta of his nihilism due to a lack of purpose. After the dreamless sleep of eons all he had was emptiness and that emptiness was true fear. He believed that the world was doomed, perhaps because his masters were no longer around, and only with Orta could he save it. Abadd ultimately lost the battle and was destroyed together with his dragonmare. His dying words to Orta were, "I… need you…"
He was on a wicked Dragonmare.
Abadd's Mare
Abadd's Mare was the sixth dragonmare created by the Empire with the assistance of the drone Abadd, before he became an Imperial traitor. Abadd's Mare is the final boss of Panzer Dragoon Orta and can be defeated by players controlling Orta and her dragon in the final episode of the game known as 'The End of Destiny'.
Like the other dragonmares, Abadd's Mare was created using the Cradle, but it had a different appearance and was unique in many other ways. Although it began as a regular dragonmare like the ones it destroyed, Abadd was able to modify his dragonmare in more than one way.
Abadd's Mare (in its regular form) was massive, much larger than the other dragonmares. It was a silver-grey colour which matched Abadd, and had multiple reddish wings that resembled tentacles in some ways. It had several methods of attack, one of which was a powerful homing laser that resembled the Heavy Wing (a form that Orta's dragon could become). It could fire concentrated lasers in a somewhat ambush style, vanishing and reappearing from the boundaries of the battle area.
Abadd's Mare could also take on multiple forms using the power of the Cradle. In the final episode of Panzer Dragoon Orta, Abadd's Mare took on the form of a protective, spiky shell. Once the shell had cracked, Orta and her dragon fought it in its regular form once again. As the mare weakened, Orta and her dragon fought Abadd's Mare in its final form, a white mare with a narrow, bony tail. The dragonmare disappeared at the end of the battle. It is unclear what happened to it.
Nico: WHOA!
Nicole: That is him and his scary dragon all right.
Orta: (In Panzer Dragoon Language)
Florauna: We got to hit him with our strongest and most powerful attacks.
Nico: You don't have to tell me twice Laura.
Laney: This is gonna be awesome.
Nico: Yo, Abadd!
Nico stood on his dragon.
Nico: CHEW ON THIS!
Nico's bracelet glowed red and fired seven beams of red energy and it formed into a huge and massive energy ball and Nico condensed it to the size of his body.
Nico: Chew on this you fiend! NEGATIVE KARMA BALL!
Nico fired the powerful energy ball and it slammed into Abadd and his Dragonmare and exploded with incredible power!
EXTREMELY MASSIVE AND INCREDIBLY POWERFUL EXPLOSION!
The explosion was incredibly massive, powerful, devastating and amazing and it completely obliterated the entirety of the Empire and Abadd and his Dragon in an instant!
Laney: AWESOME!
Florauna: Wow! That was amazing! Nico you have changed tremendously!
Laney: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Florauna: I have so many of them.
Laura then reverted back and she was a green hair girl with green eyes and had beautiful green clothes on.
Laura Wynn: But I would have to say that my favorite memory with Nico would be where we got some dirt on a mean popular girl in school that made us all miserable and we humiliated her in front of everyone.
Nico: I remember that! Tammy Logan. She was the daughter of a high profile lawyer and we completely humiliated her by calling her a bedwetter and a thumbsucking child and everyone laughed at her and made her a total outcast. It was amazing and totally fitting.
Laura Wynn: Yeah it was!
They high five.
Nicole: (LAUGHS) That is so funny!
Laney: It sure is.
Orta: (In Panzer Dragoon Language)
Laura Wynn: It was really satisfying that Nico and me got retribution on Tammy for picking on all the kids.
Laney: Yep.
They then hugged.
Nico: I really missed you.
Laura Wynn: Me too Nico. Me too.
It was a joyous reunion.
Orta then agreed to go with them to Earth and it was gonna be awesome. We'll even teach her how to speak English.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln, Me, Nico, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lincoln's harem, Sherlock Hound, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, Sima Shi, Sima Zhao, Sun Jian, Guo Jia, Zhang Bao, Guan Xing, Cao Cao, Liu Bei, Sun Quan, Sima Yi, Jiang Wei, Yukimura Sanada (Samurai Warriors), Keiji Maeda (Samurai Warriors), Kanetsugu Naoe (Samurai Warriors), Hanzo Hattori (Samurai Warriors), Musashi Miyamoto (Samurai Warriors), and Layla Williams are heading to the world of Panzer Dragoon Zwei, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the sixteen girls there, but we're also going to take down the Shelcoof and the dragon that was with it. Lincoln was riding on Rajaion and the rest of us were riding on our dragons.
Lincoln: Wow, we're in the world of Panzer Dragoon Zwei, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the sixteen girls there, but we're also going to take down the ancient ship, the Shelcoof, and the dragon that was with it.
Nico: That's right, big guy. First, my rescue took place in Panzer Dragoon Orta, and now, your rescue is taking place in the action packed video game Panzer Dragoon Zwei, this is going to be awesome.
Me: Especially since we're also riding on our dragons.
TLPS Mr. Wolf: And we also got word that another Duel Monster Gene-Slammer is also here in this world too.
Sherlock Hound: (British Accent) And from what we've seen, it's another of Lincoln's Guardian Angels from the past, and this one has something to tell us and it's a bad memory that Luna and Lincoln had and it involved Lola who still had her murderous Dark Side inside her.
Nico: We're definitely going to hear about that one very soon, Sherlock Hound.
Lincoln: You bet, and thank you and Sherlock Hound for coming with us, Layla.
Layla Williams: You're welcome, Lincoln. This is going to be so awesome.
?: HELP!
Suddenly, Lincoln heard the sound of sixteen girls calling for help. With his deep sapphire blue cyborg eyes and superhuman sight, along with sensing energy signals, he saw and heard exactly where the call for help was coming from. He saw the sixteen girls, but they've been cornered by the Shelcoof and the dragon that was with it, and the Shelcoof's dragon was going to kill them.
Lincoln: Guys, I found the sixteen girls, but they've been cornered by the Shelcoof and the dragon that was with it, and the Shelcoof's dragon is going to kill them.
?: (Norwegian Accent) That monster, we have to stop him and destroy that overgrown ship.
We then saw a Yormungarde appear in the skies with us.
Lincoln: That voice, I knew it was you, Nora Oresdotter. But, we'll have to talk later, let's take down the Shelcoof and its dragon.
We rushed on over, and Lincoln fired a powerful rainbow energy ball, which hits the Shelcoof's dragon by its wings, and the sixteen girls got away and Lincoln put up an energy field to protect them from the Shelcoof and its dragon. When the Shelcoof's dragon saw us, it was enraged.
Lincoln: Let's trash that ancient ship and send it to the scrapheap, and put a stop to that evil dragon.
Lincoln unholstered his improved massive Sword of Universal Hope and Elemental Bravery from his wider and muscular back and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms, Sima Shi, Sima Zhao, Sun Jian, Guo Jia, Zhang Bao, Guan Xing, Cao Cao, Liu Bei, Sima Yi, Sun Quan, and Jiang Wei got out their weapons, Lincoln's sisters transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and unholster their massive swords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transform, The Samurai Warriors got out their weapons, Layla Williams got out her scythe, Sherlock Hound had unholstered his massive Sword of The Demon Hound and then, he'd transformed into Super Angel 750,000,000,000 Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Dark Compassion and Justice, and Me, Eli, Nicole, and Nico also transformed and unholstered our massive swords from our backs.
We then went at the Shelcoof's dragon and the Shelcoof, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, ice, lightning, steel orbs, stars, rainbow flames, rainbow crystals, orange flames, blue flames, ice, and green flames, and our dragons also fired colorful and powerful flames from their mouths, which hits the Shelcoof's dragon, and exploded with incredible power as they hit it, and destroyed it.
Then, Lincoln fired a powerful rainbow energy blast and thirteen elemental energy blasts right at the Shelcoof, and obliterated it forever We cheer wildly for what Lincoln did, as we holster our weapons on our backs and power down. We then land on the ground and dismount on our dragons.
Lincoln: And the ancient ship fades into history forever. (To Nora Oresdotter) And it's so good to see you again, Nora Oresdotter.
Nora Oresdotter: (Norwegian Accent) You too, Lincoln. it's been a long time.
They went up to each other, and they hugged, and Nora Oresdotter was very surprised at how much stronger and at how much taller and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you when you were eleven, and I've grown a lot since then.
Nora Oresdotter: (Norwegian Accent) Yeah, you've really grown a lot from the eleven-year-old cute little boy into a 17-year-old 7'0" tall and very handsome teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs.
Nico: Wow, Lincoln, you know her?
Lincoln: Yeah, I do, Nico. This is Nora Oresdotter, she moved to Michigan from Norway when she was only eleven, and she's an expert on Norway's history and culture, and like Sherlock Hound said, she also has something to tell us, and it's a bad memory that Luna and I had, and there's an incident and it involved Lola who still had her murderous Dark Side inside her, which we'll hear later.
Sherlock Hound: (British Accent) Right now, we should get Nora back to normal.
Lincoln: I'm already on it, Sherlock Hound. Boys, cover your eyes, hold still, Nora, this is going to hurt.
Me, Nico, Eli, and the rest of the boys had covered our eyes as Lincoln snapped his fingers, and Nora was reverting back to normal. Nora Oresdotter is a beautiful 17-year-old with long dark blue hair going down to the bottom of her neck, blue eyes, fair skin, she's 6'0" in height, she had the body of a goddess, and she also now has massive dark blue angel wings, as she reigned in the power of Yormungarde.
Lincoln: How do you feel, Nora?
Nora Oresdotter: (Norwegian Accent) Good. (Realizes she's in her birthday suit) But, I'm also in my birthday suit.
Lincoln gave Nora Oresdotter a new wardrobe, a sleeveless light blue shirt with a dark blue phoenix and dark blue skirt with the Yormungarde on it, dark blue pants, dark blue leather ankle-high combat boots, and a long dark blue sleeveless trenchcoat with snakes on the coattails and the Yormungarde on the back, and on her back is a large Yormungarde-themed sword with a 6'5" massive, wide, double-edged, man-sized dark blue blade with the Yormungarde etched on it, large dark blue snake heads with blue gems for the crossguard, large dark blue gem for the hilt, longer black handle, and four large dark blue snake heads with blue gems for the eyes and four large blue gems in its mouths for the pommel.
Nora Oresdotter: (Norwegian Accent) Wow, I love the new outfit and large sword you made for me, Lincoln.
Suddenly, a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Nora Oresdotter's neck with dark blue gems on the gold lightning bolts and dark blue crystals links from her new Crystal Necklace of the Buddha.
Nora Oresdotter: (Norwegian Accent)(Surprised) Whoa, is this...?
Lincoln: Yep, that's a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and you're one of my many future wives, Nora.
Nora Oresdotter had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes, as Lincoln wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist and he leaned down and he kissed her on the lips, and she returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the sixteen girls as the energy shield fades, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them. The sixteen girls are Hazakura Hikari, Kojima Kana, Matsukaze Mayu, and Tachibana Chizuru from Why The Hell Are You Here Teacher!?, Hanayori Sayuri, Hiiragi Shinoa, Juujou Mito, Krul Tepes the Vampire, Sanguu Mitsuba, Yukimi Shigure, Chess Belle the Vampire, Endou Yayoi, Hiiragi Mahiru, Horn Skuld the Vampire, and Inoue Rika from Seraph of The End, and Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivruski IV from Cowboy Bebop.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Hazakura Hikari, Kojima Kana, Matsukaze Mayu, Tachibana Chizuru, Hanayori Sayuri, Hiiragi Shinoa, Juujou Mito, Krul Tepes the Vampire, Sanguu Mitsuba, Yukimi Shigure, Chess Belle the Vampire, Endou Yayoi, Hiiragi Mahiru, Horn Skuld the Vampire, Inoue Rika, and Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivruski IV.
Helena McTroy: From Why The Hell Are You Here Teacher!?, Seraph of The End, and Cowboy Bebop, awesome.
Faye Valentine: Wait, Edward's among the group of girls that we rescued, awesome.
Nico: Along with the girls from Seraph of the End, and they also found out we got rid of Mikaela for good.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Hazakura Hikari: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Hazakura Hikari and the other fifteen girls saw who it was that saved them from the Shelcoof and its dragon, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old 7'0" tall, handsome, bare-chested hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead, golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive and wide right pec and it was surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, a Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his wider and more muscular back, and right on top was the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, and Buffalo, and below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Lightning Storms, The Weather, and The Thirteen Elemental Forces, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, and Golden-Hearted Lover, Father of Many Kids, Son, and Future Husband, Descendant of The 17th Century Duke Lincoln of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, God of Truth and Justice, and Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe", and he had deep sapphire blue eyes.
He had his massive Sword of Universal Hope and Elemental Bravery holstered on his wider and muscular back, his orange Crystal Saber holstered on his left hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted orange bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, his large gold Cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive and indestructible deep sapphire blue angel wings and the stars and blue nebulae reflecting on them with rainbow tips on the large deep sapphire blue feathers, and he was dressed in an orange version of He Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, and Buffalo on them and with hanging mini silver lightning bolts held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with large orange gem for the belt buckle on his waist, a pair of large blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs with the orange kanjis "Savior of The Loud House, Powerful Student of Many Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of The Crusaders of The Thunderbird, and The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms" on the left legs, and large white leather combat boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on it, a large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts with a large deep sapphire blue gem in the shape of a Thunderbird on top of a silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on his neck and across his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, a large Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring on his left ring finger, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger, he had eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs, and circling around his feet on the floor are eight golden crosses with angelic runes.
Hazakura Hikari: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.
Then, Lincoln made fifteen clones of himself, and he and the fifteen clones went up to the girls, and they picked them up and hugged them in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and kissed them on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrap their arms around the necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.
Hazakura Hikari: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, sixteen Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared around the necks of Hazakura Hikari, Kojima Kana, Matsukaze Mayu, Tachibana Chizuru, Hanayori Sayuri, Hiiragi Shinoa, Juujou Mito, Krul Tepes the Vampire, Sanguu Mitsuba, Yukimi Shigure, Chess Belle the Vampire, Endou Yayoi, Hiiragi Mahiru, Horn Skuld the Vampire, Inoue Rika, and Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivruski IV with colored gems and crystals on the gold lightning bolts. We returned to the Estate, we told everyone what happened in the world of Panzer Dragoon Zwei, and they were shocked when we told them the villains we went after were the ancient ship, the Shelcoof and its dragon.
But, when Lincoln showed what we did to the Shelcoof and its dragon, they cheered wildly for Lincoln and the rest of us, and they hugged us, and the girls in Lincoln's harem then went up to Lincoln, and they kissed him all over. Lincoln and Nora Oresdotter have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back, and Hanayori Sayuri, Hiiragi Shinoa, Juujou Mito, Krul Tepes the Vampire, Sanguu Mitsuba, Yukimi Shigure, Chess Belle the Vampire, Endou Yayoi, Hiiragi Mahiru, Horn Skuld the Vampire, and Inoue Rika also knew that we were the ones who got rid of Mikaela Hyakuya, and they were glad to be rid of him for good.
After getting rid of the Shelcoof and its dragon this time for good, we were training intensely in the gym doing 100,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 9,500-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and when Nora Oresdotter saw Lincoln working out like crazy, she had an atomic red blush on her face.
Nora Oresdotter: (Norwegian Accent) Whoa, Lincoln's really grown to be a 17-year-old 7'0" tall, really big, and really strong young man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful muscles hard at work, and to work out with those 9,500-lb barbells and not even get tired, incredible.
Lincoln: And I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Nora, and now, I can also fight and defend myself.
Nora Oresdotter: (Norwegian Accent) That's incredible.
Nico: It sure is, Nora. So, what's this dark memory that Lincoln and Luna had, and how you and Luna stopped Lola from trying to kill Lincoln?
Nora Oresdotter: (Norwegian Accent) You won't like it, Nico. I was walking through Franklin Avenue one day, and then, I heard crying at The Loud House, and I knew that it was Luna. I came inside The Loud House, and Lincoln and I went to Luna and Luan's room, and we saw Luna crying like crazy. We then comforted her, and we asked her what was wrong. Luna then told us that someone blabbed out that she was standing in a mirror pretending to receive her reward from The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, and everyone was laughing at her, and Sam, Mazzy, and Sully wanted to help her, but she ran out of the school and came home crying. Lincoln then told me that the one who blabbed out Luna's secret was Lola, and if she found out Lincoln told, she'll kill him. When Luna found out, she was really mad, and as soon as Lola came home, we went downstairs and confronted her about her little stunt. When she found out Lincoln told Luna and me about what she did, she went ballistic, and tried to kill Lincoln in a fit of rage. But, Luna, Lincoln and I stopped her with me and Luna punching her in the face, and Lincoln tying her up with nylon rope. When Mr. and Mrs. Loud came back, along with the rest of the siblings, Lincoln, Luna and I told them of what Lola did and why Luna ran out of school, and when we finished, they were really mad at Lola for what she did, and Lola got grounded for seven weeks with no pageants, no TV, no sweets, and no tea parties.
We gasped in shock.
Nico: That was someone's private business that Lola when she had her Dark Side in her had blabbed out, and it really hurt Luna badly. That blackmailing, spoiled Dark Lola's gone too far this time with that little stunt.
Lincoln: Yeah, it was so bad, everyone at Luna's school, including Sam, Mazzy, and Sully, wanted to tar and feather Lola for what she did.
Sam S. Loud: Yeah, what she did was pure evil, but Luna and Lincoln stopped us, and we agreed that Lola remains punished for those seven weeks.
Me: That's a good choice that you all made, Sam.
Luna: Yeah, dude, and I also told Lincoln that there's no need to fear with talking to any of us, if it's really serious, then, he'll come and talk to us, and he doesn't need to fear Lori, Lola, Lynn, Luan, and Lisa roughing him up, because we'll rough them up just as hard.
Lincoln stopped for a bit, and he went up to Luna, and he hugged her in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms and Luna returned it. Then, he went back to his workouts, and Nora had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes at the display of brotherly affection from Lincoln.
Nora Oresdotter: (Norwegian Accent) That still gets me of just how much affection Lincoln shows to his sisters.
Lynn Sr.: He loves his entire family with all his heart, along with his future wives, and you can also expect the same thing with him, Nora, now that you're part of his harem.
We then got a shower afterwards, and suddenly, a bright light had descended onto the Estate, and we covered our eyes, then, the bright lights faded and we uncovered our eyes, and to our surprise, the world of Cowboy Bebop has merged with ours.
Lincoln: Wow, Faye, Edward, your world has merged with ours.
Faye Valentine: Incredible, and you're going to like meeting our friends, Lincoln.
Lincoln: Awesome.
Suddenly, the alarm sounded, and when Lincoln had checked the computer, we saw that Professor Moriarty from our universe is here.
Lincoln: What the, Professor Moriarty from our universe has broken out of his Containment Card prison?
Sherlock Hound: (British Accent) This could mean that a Dark Orb has freed him. Well, like I told Ardyn Izunia after our first usual battle, if Moriarty breaks out, I would give him a nasty surprise.
Suddenly, Sherlock Hound's massive Fang of The Demon Hound sword unholstered from his wider and muscular back, and it was surrounded by a kaleidoscope of darkness and stars, and when it had emerged, it was transformed into Sparda's Demon Fang of The Demon Hound, it's a brand-new large sword with a 6'9" massive, wide, double-edged man-sized blade with a dark substance resembling hardened lava covering it and a dragon with lava reflecting on it etched on the blade, two large black metal wolf heads with blood red eyes, a large blood red gem for the hilt, longer black handle, and four large black metal wolf heads with blood red eyes and blood red gems in its open mouths.
Sherlock Hound: (British Accent) Good heavens, my sword's undergone a transformation.
Lincoln 2: That's right, Sherlock Hound, that new sword you see before you is called Sparda's Demon Fang of The Demon Hound, it's an evolution to your Fang of The Demon Hound sword, but this bad boy here is capable of doing some serious extra damage to demons.
Sparda: That's incredible.
Sherlock Hound grabbed the long black handle of his brand-new large sword, and when he did, his eyes permanently changed from blue to blood red, and he grew from 6'10" to 7'0" in height, he now had abnormally massive and powerful muscles and eight-pack abs, he still has on his large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with blood red gems on his wrists and large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery on his waist, but this time, it has a large gold hound head with a blood red gem in its open mouth for the belt buckle, and his clothes that he'd gotten when Sparda had merged with him have also gotten longer, and inside the long sleeves of his purple Victorian coat and long purple pants, Sherlock Hound has on large weighted purple bands with silver phoenixes on them on his massive biceps and thighs. He also has his large black spellbook that he got from Ardyn Izunia and large black Spellbook of The Gods and the Universe on his left hip and Eater of Sins Revolver holstered on his right hip, and his massive black angel wings with blood red tips on the large black feathers have gotten bigger for his new body.
We were amazed at Sherlock Hound's transformation.
Sherlock Hound: (British Accent) My goodness, it appears that when I grabbed my new sword, I've undergone another physical transformation.
Lincoln: That's right, and you're also going to transform, this is going to be awesome. Alright, everyone, let's head down there, and apprehend Professor Moriarty. And Sherlock Hound, you should call Ardyn Izunia to meet us there, along with Vypra, I've got a feeling TLPS Professor Moriarty is going to be a new member of The Masters of Evil.
We then head out to meet Faye and Edward's friends and apprehend Professor Moriarty of our universe and hand him over to Vypra.
We arrived at the Bebop, which was located in Los Angeles, and right there, we were met by Vypra and Ardyn Izunia, who found out that TLPS Professor Moriarty had been freed from his Containment Card prison by a Dark Orb.
Vypra: I can't believe that Moriarty has escaped, thank to a Dark Orb.
Sherlock Hound: (British Accent) Though I shouldn't be surprised, Shido did escape from his prison, thanks to a Dark Orb.
Ardyn Izunia: And of course, you know what this means, right, Hound?
Sherlock Hound: (British Accent) Of course, Moriarty's going to be in for a nasty surprise, but this time, it'll be from the both of us.
Lincoln: Uh oh.
Nicole Knudson: The Detective of Sparda and The Starscourge Incarnate, a deadly pair in combat with over 2,000 years of combat experience, Moriarty is definitely in for one nasty surprise.
We met with Faye Valentine and Edward's friends, Jet Black, Spike Spiegel, and their pet Pembroke Welsh Corgi and "data dog,", Ein, and when they saw Edward and Faye Valentine, they ran up to them and hugged them, and they also got the news that they're now the future wives of Lincoln, and they know he'll take care of them.
Jet Black: And we're glad you guys came, we got word that a purple-furred wolf dressed in white Victorian clothing is causing trouble again.
Sherlock Hound: (British Accent) That's who we're going after right now, Jet Black.
We then head off, and then, we saw our target, Professor Moriarty from our universe, and he was again planning some sort of heist, and with him were Todd and Smiley.
TLPS Professor Moriarty: This brilliant plan that I've concocted will make sure that I rob this world blind, and then, I'll take my revenge on Hound and Team Loud Phoenix Storm for imprisoning us in that Containment Card.
Suddenly, a field of darkness had appeared around the three criminals and howls of unholy evil were echoing in their ears, accompanied by demons which terrified them. Then, a Thunderbird screech and Phoenix cry were heard, and an explosion erupted, and as soon as the darkness faded, we appeared.
TLPS Professor Moriarty: Team Loud Phoenix Storm and Hound, here?!
Sherlock Hound: (British Accent) That's right, Moriarty, and if you thought I'd come after you after you've committed your crime, you're sadly mistaken and now, the rules have changed. But, I'm not the same one who's constantly foiled your schemes time after time.
Suddenly, Sherlock Hound's blood red eyes have turned neon blood red, as he was surrounded by a blood red and black energy aura with blood red nebulae, stars, demons, and darkness surrounding him, and as he approached TLPS Professor Moriarty, he left blood red and black energy, blood red nebulae, stars, demons, and darkness with every step.
Suddenly, Sherlock Hound was surrounded by a massive vortex of red and black energy with red nebulae, stars, and darkness surrounding the vortex, there were shadow demons running around the vortex, and inside the massive vortex was a blood red phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Sherlock Hound emerged, but he was changed forever.
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The 7'0" tall, handsome, and extremely muscular Sherlock Hound remained the same, along with his longer clothes and massive black angel wings with blood red tips on the large black feathers, he has neon blood red eyes and a blood red and black energy aura with blood red and black nebulae, stars, darkness, and demons surrounding him. He has a demonic dragon with the Dark and Eternity Kanjis in its claws emblazoned on his forehead, and he had on demonic dragon earrings with blood red gems for eyes and with the Dark and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, he still has on the large blood red gem amulet with a demonic dragon with blood red gems for eyes and with the Dark and Eternity Kanjis in its claws for another pendant, he has on Sparda's monocle, along with an Indigo Lantern Corps ring on his left ring finger, along with white gloves, and he no longer wears his hat.
Sherlock Hound had his massive new Sparda's Demon Fang of The Demon Hound sword in his large left hand, he had on his large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with blood red gems on his wrists hidden by the large cuffs of his longer purple Victorian coat and large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery on his waist with a large gold hound head with a blood red gem in its open mouth for the belt buckle hidden by his now longer black and red decorated jacket, and longer black and red decorated vest, and hidden inside the long sleeves of his purple Victorian coat and long purple pants, Sherlock Hound has on large weighted purple bands with silver phoenixes on them on his massive biceps and thighs. He also has his large black Spellbook that he got from Ardyn Izunia and large black Spellbook of The Gods and the Universe on his left hip and Eater of Sins Revolver holstered on his right hip, and on the back of the long purple coat is a blood red kanji that said, "Sherlock Hound, Famous Private Detective of 19th Century London, Famous Hero of England, Master of The Stars, Red Nebulae, and Darkness, Detective and Emissary of Sparda, Powerful Student of Powerful Teachers, Ruiner of Professor Moriarty's Schemes, Friend to Many, and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards."
名探偵ホームズ、19世紀のロンドンの有名な私立探偵、イギリスの有名な英雄、星のマスター、赤い星雲、闇、スパルダの探偵と使者、強力な教師の強力な学生、モリアーティ教授の計画の破滅者、多くの友人、そして邪悪な、混乱した、殺人的な、冷酷な、そしてサディスティックな野郎の殺し屋、
Sherlock Hound has transformed into SUPER ANGEL ETERNITY INFINITY STELLAR DARKNESS DEMON HOUND ANGEL OF DARK COMPASSION AND DEMONIC JUSTICE!
We were amazed by Sherlock Hound's Super Angel Eternity Infinity transformation, and when TLPS Professor Moriarty, Smiley, and Todd saw it, they panicked and tried to flee, but Ardyn Izunia cut them off from escaping.
TLPS Professor Moriarty: (Growls) Who do you think you are to get in my way?!
Ardyn Izunia: Apparently, your old enemy's new archenemy.
TLPS Professor Moriarty: What?! No, I'm Hound's archenemy, me! What can a mere human like you possibly be capable of?!
Ardyn Izunia: (Laughs Sinisterly) Oh, I'm no human, Moriarty.
Then, the sclera of Ardyn Izunia's eyes turned black, and his eyes turn gold and they're clouded, his tanned skin became paler, and black markings appear across his face, and that frightened Moriarty, Smiley, and Todd badly.
FINAL FANTASY XV OST: ARDYN IV
TLPS Professor Moriarty: What the?! You're some kind of monster!
Sherlock Hound: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of Demonic Darkness and Dark Compassion) (British Accent) (Laughing Sinisterly) Now, you realize the truth, but Ardyn's not the only one who has a dark secret.
Suddenly, the shadow of the true demonic form of Sparda appeared around Sherlock Hound, and that frightened them even more.
Sherlock Hound: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of Demonic Darkness and Dark Compassion) (British Accent) That's right, when I first transformed to fight Sayer, Sparda, the legendary Dark Knight, had returned, and he merged with me. Now, I've trained under him and learned a lot of his techniques, and I'm also the one who had destroyed The Empire of Niflheim's dark plans for world domination, and we sent all of them into Oblivion's cold embrace.
Sparda: (Through the Red Jewel on Sherlock Hound's Neck) And now, you're about to experience true terror at our hands, Moriarty. Let the game begin!
Sherlock Hound went after Moriarty and his goons, and he had fired powerful blasts of blood red and black energy, blood red and black nebulae, stars, darkness, and demons at them, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit them. Ardyn Izunia also joined in, and the two of them attacked the thieves with their swords, leaving tears in their clothes.
TLPS Professor Moriarty: Wait, stop, enough! We give, we give!
We cheered wildly as Sherlock Hound holstered his massive Sparda's Demon Fang of The Demon Hound sword on his wider and more muscular back and powered down, and his new body, clothes, jewelry, weapons, and angel wings are permanent.
Ardyn Izunia: Well, well, it looks like you've given up already, so, how about this, Moriarty, you join The Masters of Evil, and you'll be put under Vypra's protection.
TLPS Professor Moriarty decided to join The Masters of Evil, and we then went back home, and we now have Faye and Edward's friends as new members of the team.
In the sewer lair of the 2003 TMNT we met the Ninja Acolytes. Faraji Ngala, Adam McKay, Joi Reynard and Tora Yoshida.
Karai: (Japanese Accent) The acolytes from the Ninja Tribunal. It's an honor to see you 4 again.
Joi Reynard: You too Karai.
Faraji: It's awesome you all are here and Team Loud Phoenix Storm it's an honor.
Me: (Bows) Same to you great Acolytes of the Ninja Tribunal. We heard so much about you all from the Turtle Brothers and it was so awesome how you all destroyed the Tengu Shredder.
Nico: We owe you big time for that in ridding our universe of two of the most dangerous enemies of the Turtle Brothers and Master Splinter.
Adam McKay: It was a really epic adventure.
Me: Also you won't have to worry about the Utrom Shredder again. Nico here used a deadly technique on him called the Black Gates.
Nico: It is 100,000,000,000 times more powerful than Super Hakai and destroys the target forever.
Joi Reynolds: That's amazing! Good riddance.
Nico: Yep. We have so much to tell you.
Later we were getting ready to show them what we did and more.
Leonardo: We've had a lot of adventures since the last time you guys saw us.
Jonny 2x4: It's true. Here's a picture of the turtles helping to fight Wild Card!
But when Jonny turned on the camera, the TV showed a picture of Buzz pouring soda on the table.
Me: WHAT THE!?
Raph: What the Shell?
Me: (Sternly) Buzz? Mind explaining this?
Peter McCallister: (to Buzz) Buzz, can you explain what you're doing in this picture?
Buzz: That's not me.
Peter McCallister: That's not you?
Buzz: Nope.
I knew a lie when I saw one.
Peter McCallister: Okay. What about these?
Peter kept browsing through the camera and all it showed on the TV were pictures of Buzz's party. Among them were pictures of Buzz playing with Trigger Machine Splash, Pinkie Pie throwing confetti in the air, and Dave, Kurt, and Luis playing horseshoes. When Peter stopped at a picture of Poromon and Poliwag drinking beer, he put down the camera and looked at Buzz.
Me: Kurt, Dave, Luis and Pinkie Pie were here?
Nico: You know how much Pinkie Pie loves parties.
Peter: I can't believe you had a party!
Kate: Poromon, you, Poliwag, and Pinkie said it was only a couple of kids. A study group!
Peter: Kate, you knew about this?
Kate: Yes. Yes, l knew.
Me: Boy moms are sure smart aren't they?
Nico: (Laughs) Yes they are.
Buzz: You guys told Mom?!
Peter: l knew they had a party!
Poromon: It slipped out, but we took it back!
Kate: My instincts told me you weren't being honest! l should've trusted my instincts.
Me: Wow.
Peter: Wait! You knew about this, but you didn't tell me about it?
Poliwag: We still protected you! We threw Mom off your scent!
Buzz: (sarcastically) Great job. She has no idea!
Eli: Nobody likes sarcasm Buzz!
Keiichiro: Your son put Trigger Machine Splash on the thermostat!
Kate: They were getting along so well l let it blind me to the truth!
Buzz: Why were you taking pictures?
Poromon: It was so crazy that morning, l forgot we took the pictures.
Poliwag: Besides, we took the pictures to remember the good time we had together!
Buzz: (shocked) Really?
Pinkie Pie: Yes!
Kate: Yes, l let it slide. And l am so sorry. Oh, God. it feels so good to get that out. (points at the bathroom door) l haven't been able to look at that bathroom door for nearly a month!
Luna: Dudes, we knew that door had a lock on it!
Luan: And everybody was trying to make us feel like the stress from all the missions was getting to us!
Faraji: What exactly is going on here?
Lori: Okay. Several weeks, we were literally preparing for an anniversary for an event called the 20 Days of Darkness.
Me: It was a terrible event that started on January 23rd and ended on February 11th of 2021 and it was 20 of the most grueling and depressing days we've had because of a douchebag that was from Nico's past.
Nico: He's right. We were facing 3 of our most dangerous enemies during that timeframe: Organization XIII, The Digimon Emperor and The Sullen 6.
Joi Reynard: I remember seeing a statue for that in the park. That was really cool!
Lola: We left Buzz, Poromon, and Poliwag in charge of Estate. But they probably saw that as an opportunity to throw a party. And Pinkie must've zoomed to them and joined in.
Lynn: Honestly, I'm only mad that I wasn't invited.
Me: Me neither. And no worries.
I went down to the basement and went into a room and came back with another bathroom doom.
Me: I have a huge room full of spare doors. We can just hook this one up to the bathroom.
Nico: Nice.
Eli: Pinkie Pie sure knows how to throw an awesome party though.
Me: You know how much she loves parties.
Cheese sandwich: Yeah.
Faraji: (looks sternly at Poromon and Poliwag) You two should be ashamed of yourselves.
Poromon: We're sorry.
Joi Reynard: Pinkie is understandable since she loves parties. But Nico trusted you guys and you went behind his back.
Adam McKay: And you made the Loud Kids believe that Dark Orbs were affecting them again. Danny probably did a Dark Orb cleansing for nothing.
Armada Cyclonus: (to Poromon) To be fair, you, Poliwag, Pinkie Pie, and Buzz probably wouldn't gotten away with it if you didn't take pictures.
Me: If it weren't for those meddling kids! (RIMSHOT)
We laughed.
Nico: (LAUGHS) That was a good one J.D.
Me: Thanks. I couldn't resist.
Tora: (to Nico, me, and Eli) I understand if you three feel angry. You must be very betrayed that the 4 of them threw a party behind your backs on the anniversary of those 20 painful days.
Me: Nah we can let this one slide. Besides. Nothing irreplaceable got damaged.
Nico: That is good.
Buzz: Mom, Dad, wait. Don't punish Pinkie, Poromon, and Poliwag as well. It was entirely my idea. And they just went along with it.
Powerglide: Wow. That's very grown up of you, Buzz.
Nico: It sure is. Awesome.
Megan McCallister: Who are you and what have you done with my brother?
We laughed.
Kurt, Dave, and Luis came into the room.
Dave: Hey, guys! Just checking in-
The three of them stopped in their tracks. Tora and William gave them stern looks, Joi and May had their hands on their hips, Adam and Maria were giving them unimpressed looks, and Nico and Faraji had the camera in our hands.
Kurt: (Russian Accent) They found out about party, didn't they?
Cybertron Ransack: Damn right we did!
Me: Yep! And we are pissed!
Luis: (to Joi) Hey there. You must be new. How about later, we go out for dinner?
Joi: Considering that you three are accomplices in an unauthorized party, you probably shouldn't be flirting with me right now.
Me: Oh I'm sorry these are the Ninja Tribunal Acolytes. The Turtle Brothers told us all about them. Meet Faraji Ngala, Adam McKay, Joi Reynard and Tora Yoshida.
Faraji: Hey there.
Adam McKay: Yo.
Joi: Hello.
Tora Yoshida: Hello.
Kurt: Pleasure to meet you all.
Nico: They just joined the team.
Me: Yep. Anyway you three have some splaining to do.
Nico: Yep.
They got to talking and more.
Then Trapster, Dark Turtles, Gearhead, Grizzly, Shade, Batroc the Leaper, Top, Abra Kadabra, Ragdoll, and Swordsman
Trapster: Can me, Dark Turtles, Gearhead, Grizzly, Shade, Batroc the Leaper, Top, Abra Kadabra, Ragdoll, and Swordsman go with you guys?
Nico: Sure guys. We don't know what our mission is going to be yet. But we'll figure something out.
Dark Leo: (to Buzz) Buzz, you're coming with us. After what we just learned, you can't be trusted to be on your own for a while.
Dark Don: (to the Acolytes) It's an honor to meet 4 more friends of our original counterparts.
Joi Reynard: Same here.
Me: These are our frenemies from the Masters of Evil. No it's not Baron Zemo's Masters of Evil this is a completely different version of them. They formed after the Great Battle with Thanos The Mad Titan on December 26th, 2019.
Adam McKay: Whoa! I heard all about that. That was incredible.
Nico: It sure was. The Masters of Evil started out evil and crashing many of our battles. But as time went on we became good frenemies and they give us an amazing challenge.
Me: Would you believe it all started because of a storm?
Nico: Yep.
Joi Reynard: Wow.
Nico: Yeah. But lets head for Endsville and see how Billy is doing.
But, before we left for Endsville, Commander Feral came into the Estate, and he had some news for us.
Commander Feral: Ah, Team Loud Phoenix Storm, it's a good thing I've caught up with you.
Nico: Commander Feral, what's wrong?
Commander Feral: I'm afraid I have some bad news: Chop Shop's escaped from Megakat Maximum Security Prison, and he's on his way to take revenge on The Swat Kats for throwing him in jail.
The Swat Kats gasped in shock, along with Aylene Carter.
Aylene Carter: Chop Shop, ugh, not that crazy hyena again. Doesn't he know when to quit?!
Chance Furlong: Apparently not.
Jake Clawson: But, this'll be the last time we deal with him.
Nico: Uh oh, sounds like another enemy of you guys is on the loose, what can you tell us about him?
Jake Clawson: You won't like him, Nico.
Jake Clawson proceeded to tell us about Chop Shop, and we weren't going to like him one bit.
Chop Shop
Chop Shop is a minor antagonist from Swat Kats and the initial one for Swat Kats Unplugged.
Appearance
Chop Shop is has a more hyena-like appearance in relation to other villains on the show. He has blank green eyes, yellow fur with spots and a pink mohawk and dresses in blue.
Powers and Abilities
Chop Shop is capable of piloting a flying vehicle and will pull out a firearm when forced on foot.
Biography
Chop Shop is shown escaping two enforcers by launching projectiles that cut their vehicles to pieces.
The Swat Kats promptly intervene in his escape attempt where they have a brief scuffle where a failed counter attack from Chop Shop cuts down a tower.
After Chop Shop's vehicle is downed, he tries to shoot only for Commander Feral to shoot his gun out of his hands and take him into custody.
When Jake Clawson was finished, we were shocked at his history.
Me: Yikes, this cat's completely crazy, he's got to be stopped.
Lian Shi: Then, allow me and Lincoln to handle him.
Commander Feral: Lian Shi, are you sure about this?
Lian Shi: I am, Commander.
Commander Feral: (Smiles) Very well, then, you and Lincoln can deal with Chop Shop, and this time, make sure he never returns again.
Lincoln: We'll make sure of that one, Commander Feral.
Commander Feral: Excellent, and I already found out Nico's now the new leader, and he earned it thanks to leading the attack against Team Dark Phoenix Storm and Xehanort, and I congratulate him on what he's done, and I'm also proud of you for sparing General Ross yesterday, Lincoln. Sure, he did commit some serious crimes, but he did serve the country as a US Military Commander for many decades, and you offered him a place in The Redemption Squad after he serves his time in prison, and you offered him a chance to hug his daughter one last time and apologize to everyone for what he did.
Lincoln: Thank you, Commander Feral.
Chance Furlong: And Lincoln did speak to General Ross, father to father, since Lincoln also has kids of his own, and he understands just how much General Ross loved his daughter.
Commander Feral: So, that's also another reason for why you had Ross taken to prison. I understand, you know what it's like to be a father, and you'd do anything for them. That's the biggest lesson in fatherhood, and you learned it well.
Nico: We all have. Alright, everyone, let's get going.
We then head for Endsville.
We were exploring Endsville in search of a new mission.
Poromon: Guys, be honest. Are you mad at the 7 of us?
Blitzwing: Okay, do you want our honest answer?
Poromon: Yes please.
Blitzwing: Since you asked nicely yes we are mad at you.
Me: Not really mad. Just disappointed.
Nico: But you know I can't stay mad at our mascots. You're too cute for that.
Poromon: Thanks Nico.
Poliwag: Yeah.
Me: Yep. You know it's funny that we were here yesterday.
Brittney: No kidding.
We arrived at Billy's house and found Billy playing video games and Mandy was laying on the couch.
Nico: Hey Mandy, Hey Billy.
Mandy: Hello everyone.
Billy: Hi guys!
Me: Hey Billy. Sorry about punching you in the face yesterday.
Billy: I had it coming.
Me: What are you playing?
The screen title for the game came on.
Me: "Attack of The Non-Toxic Edible Green Slime." Wow that sounds like a cool game.
Nicole: Sounds funny too.
Billy was playing and really raking in the points.
Me: Go Billy go!
Then a wad of gross slime appeared and was floating in front of us.
Me: What the?
Billy: Huh? Hey! Non-Toxic edible green slime!
Me: EW! Looks more like a floating booger to me!
Billy: Time to eat some slime!
CHOMP!
He went for it with a bite and missed.
Nico: Billy what are you doing?
Billy: We're being attacked by non-toxic edible green slime!
Mandy: Have you been drinking out of the toilet again?
Billy: Uhh maybe! Watch out Mandy! TIME TO EAT SOME SLIME!
He jumped and went for the slime behind her but she moved and Billy crashed into the wall.
CRASH!
Mandy: Something stinks around here.
Eli: I sense it and it's not Buzz throwing parties behind our backs or Billy letting loose one of his Limburger cheese farts.
We then heard Grim sneeze and we saw slime globs flying out of Billy's room.
Nico: Weird.
Mandy: I bet if we follow those sneezes we'll find our slime factory.
We peeked in and then Grim let loose a massive and disgusting sneeze that sent a tsunami of slime onto me and Mandy!
Me: YUCK!
Nico: GROSS!
Eli: OH SICK!
Mandy: Maybe we should get our raincoats.
We went in. Grim was laying in bed with an ice bag on his head and slime was dripping from his nose and mouth.
Me: Grim are you all right?
Grim: (Jamaican Accent) Oh J.D. I feel so sick.
Mandy: I didn't know the Grim Reaper could GET sick.
Me: Me neither. I always thought the dead were impervious to all disease.
Nico: I was thinking the exact same thing.
Grim: I think I got it from Irwin. He's always sticking his fingers where he shouldn't.
Nico: Geez Grim you look horrible and not in the way you know.
Grim: So, what's been going on since yesterday?
Dark Mikey: Let me fill you in. Buzz, Poromon, Poliwag, and Pinkie Pie threw a party and kept it a secret until today!
Me: Yeah. But I think we got more important matters to worry about like your health for one.
Skull Man: We'll get a bucket in case you need to puke.
Maria: And yes, sick people puke. A lot.
Me: Right.
Nico pulled out a bucket.
Mandy: Maybe we can find an answer in one of Grim's books. Billy you and Eli clean up this mess.
Me: And I'll get the book.
Billy: IT'S TIME TO EAT SOME SLIME!
We got the slime cleaned up.
Shade: Billy, no more slime for now. Not when Grim's sick.
Billy: Sorry.
I got the book and Brittney looked up what he had.
Brittney: Lets see here.
She searched until she came across a weird disease. It was called Encroaching Doom Syndrome.
Brittney: Oh man! I was afraid of this! Grim has a disease called Encroaching Doom Syndrome. It says we have one of 2 options. 1: We can go to the Underworld Hospital…
Grim: Or two?
Brittney: Stay at home and hope you get better.
Grim: I don't need to see a doctor. I'm feeling much better! (SNEEZES)
Nico caught the slime.
Mandy: That's it!
Me: We're taking you to the doctor mister!
May: I'm sorry, Grim. But you need to see a doctor.
Waspinator: Waspinator not catching sickness!
Zoe Weather: This disease doesn't affect us thank goodness.
Brittney: Lets get you to the Hospital.
Brittney cut open a portal and we went in to the hospital and we waited. There were lots of patients that had it rough.
Me: Boy the guys went through a lot.
Nico: No kidding.
Rat Man: (Looks at Grim) He's got Encroaching Doom Syndrome! RUN!
They ran in fright.
Me: At least we know it only affects the dead.
Then a bunch of doctors came and grabbed Grim! They rushed him into the Operating Room.
Doctor: It's okay sir! We're here to help!
Grim: What?
Doctor: Can you feel this?
WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM!
He smashed him on his head with a mallet and Grim laughed stupidly.
Doctor: Sir just relax. This is gonna stink. A lot! (Anesthetizes Grim with Laughing Gas)
In the Operating room they got ready.
Doctor: OKAY OKAY! Does anyone know what to do!
No one answered.
Doctor: Good! Neither do I! Lets get started.
They got to work on Grim.
We were waiting for hours and hours and hours.
We were waiting. I was reading books and so was Twilight and Nico was asleep with May.
Nico: (Snoring)
May: (Snoring)
Batroc: Nico, which Gene Slammer do you think you'll meet on your next rescue?
Me: Shh. He's sleeping.
Batroc: Oops sorry.
Me: But we're hoping he is going to go for a Gourmand Gene-Slammer next.
Ben: Upchuck's kind next.
Me: Yep. (Looks at the clock) Wow they sure have been in there for a while.
Eli: No kidding.
Pinkie: Lincoln, are you pissed at me about the party?
Blackarachnia: Pinkie, I doubt Lincoln's pissed at you.
Lincoln: I would never be pissed at you Pinkie. You love parties and that's great and awesome with me.
Me: Same here.
Pinkie Pie: Oh thank you Linky.
Me: We better go check on Grim.
Me, Eli, Billy and Mandy went into the operating room and the Doctor pulled out a chainsaw.
Billy: Do you think Grim will be okay?
A wad of slime bursted out.
Mandy: It doesn't look good.
Me: Yuck.
Slime: It's okay. I'm a doctor.
He oozed away.
FLATLINE BEEP!
Doctor: OH NO! WE'RE LOSING HIM! NO! NO! NOOOO!
Me: OH NO!
Billy: Doctor! What happened!?
Doctor: I'm sorry everyone. We did all we could but I'm afraid your friend is ALIVE!
Grim rose up and too our shock and surprise he had fair skin and black hair and was FULLY ALIVE AND IN THE NUDE!
Grim: WHAT!?
Me: WHAT THE FUCK!?
Eli: OH! MY! GOD!
Grim: What?
FWOMP!
Billy fainted and everyone screamed.
Me: Uhh guys! You may want to see this!
Everyone came and they saw GRIM FULLY ALIVE!
Nico: WHAT THE FUCKING HELL!?
Varie: WHOA MAN!
Allie Wilde: Grim is fully alive!
Lana: WHOA!
Lola: That is crazy!
Lucy Loud: GASP!
Laney: How did this happen!?
Me: I have no fucking idea. He suddenly turned into this!
William: GRIM, FOR GOD'S SAKE, PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!
Ragdoll: THERE ARE CHILDREN HERE!
Grim: (SCREAMS!) (COVERS HIMSELF) I NEED SOME CLOTHES!
Maria gave him some shorts, a white shirt and a Hawaiian Shirt and sandals and he put them on. Grim actually looked amazing alive.
Ravager: How did this happen?!
Nico: I don't know!
Zoe Weather: The disease made him alive somehow.
Nico: That is a huge mystery.
Me: I guess Grim is gonna have to learn how to adjust to being human like us.
Nico: Yeah.
We went back home to Gotham Royal York.
Top: Grim, you need to stay calm. Okay? We're gonna figure this thing out.
Me: We're going to have to have Grim adjust to it. But just try to keep calm Grim and we can help you get through this.
Nico: Right. Lets go to the mall for starters.
We went to the mall.
Grim: Unbelievable. First I have to take orders from kids and then I go on these amazing adventures with all of you and now I'm a gut bucket. I feel like I'm wearing a wetsuit full of jello!
Me: I know Grim but it's gonna take a while for you to get used to it but we can help you out.
Eli: Yeah and besides you'll fit right in with us. Besides you already have a lot of friends sticking by you even when you were just a skeleton.
Nico: That's right.
Bad Juju: (to the Trinity of Violence) Seriously, you 3 aren't mad about the party?
Lynn: Only that I wasn't invited!
Me: Really?
Lynn: No! (Grumbles)
Me: Oh.
Nico: Guys lets focus on helping Grim now.
Bad Juju: Sorry.
We got to walking around the Mall.
Me: Okay Grim just act natural okay?
Grim: Okay.
A woman with blond hair, red shirt and brown pants walked by.
Woman 1: (Seductive) Hey hottie. Nice shirt.
By the food court 2 women saw him. One was a black hair woman with a pink shirt, a purple skirt and pink boots on and the other had blond hair, a red shirt and black pants and red shoes.
Woman 2: Hey there plumpy.
Grim: Ladies. I think I like having skin.
Woman 3: Mmm a lot of skin. (Winks at him)
Me: (Chuckles) You're becoming quite the babe magnet Grim.
Grim: I sure am.
A man growled in ferocious rage at Grim.
Me: You touch him and I will Kill you!
He whimpered in fear!
Nico: Nice save J.D.
Me: Thanks.
Dark Raph: Back off, morons! Grim already has a girlfriend!
Me: Dark Raph be nice!
Dark Raph: Sorry.
Velma the Spider Queen: Yeah he's with me.
Me: But you got to admit though Velma it is cute.
Velma the Spider Queen: True.
Nico: Grim are you hungry?
Grim: I am a little hungry.
Me: It's part of what we have to do.
We went and got some pizza.
We had a nice lunch.
Scratch: I've got a feeling things are about to go wrong.
Grounder: You're just being paranoid!
CLANG!
Scratch hit Grounder on the head.
Grounder: OUCH!
Scratch: I was being serious you dumbbot!
Then we heard rap music!
Me: Uh oh. I know that music anywhere.
Nico: Entrance time.
We went to the music source and below us on the bottom floor we saw GOODBLING!
Me: It's Principal Goodvibes as Goodbling.
Nico: Oh man!
Me: Awesome I've been wanting to get into another Yo Mama standoff with him.
Nico: Lets get him.
We went at him.
Goodbling was breakdancing and then the spirits of the Avengers swirled around him and spun around him and then the spirits converged and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion went off above him and a phoenix cry was heard and we came out.
Nico: Hello motherfucker. Miss us?
Grim: You are going to pay for saying those things about my mom mon!
Goodbling: (to Grim) You must think you're a big shot just because you're human, don't ya?!
Gearhead: Guys, find me a car to use so I can run this prick over!
Me: No guys I got this.
I went up to him.
Me: I'm going to make sure you never breakdance again!
Goodbling: What you gonna do about it fuckwad? You in Goodbling's house now! YO! And ain't no fire paste eating old as dirt fartsniffing old freak of nature gonna come into my room and tell Goodbling what to do!
Me: Oh it's on! Now you just fucked around with the wrong guy. Now I'm gonna start REALLY banging on your mama. YO MAMA SO FUCKING UGLY THAT THE GOVERNMENT MOVED HALLOWEEN TO HER BIRTHDAY!
Everyone: Ooh!
Nico: J.D., mind if I join in?
Magmon: Say yes! I want to see how this plays out!
Me: The more the merrier.
Nico came and joined me.
Nico: YO MAMA SO FUCKING UGLY THAT SHE SCARED THE FLIES OFF A FUCKING SHIT WAGON!
Everyone: OOOH!
Goodbling: Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money!
Me: YO MAMA SO FUCKING FAT THAT HER BELLYBUTTON GETS HOME 15 MINUTES BEFORE SHE DOES!
Everyone laughed at that one.
Goodbling: YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE TOOK A RULER TO BED TO SEE HOW LONG SHE SLEPT!
Everyone: OOHHH!
Nico: YOU MAMA SO FUCKING STUPID SHE THOUGHT DUNKIN' DONUTS WAS A BASKETBALL TEAM!
Everyone laughed at that one.
Goodbling: Yo Mama's so ugly that the Trinity of Violence stopped being set off every time they were called ugly!
Grizzly: Ok, now he's being original.
Lola: NOT IN A GOOD WAY!
Me: YO MAMA SO FUCKING UGLY THAT SHE GETS 364 EXTRA FUCKING DAYS TO DRESS UP FOR HALLOWEEN!
Grizzly: That's a new one!
Nico: YO MAMA SO FUCKING UGLY THAT SHE GIVES FREDDY KREUGER NIGHTMARES!
We laughed at that one!
Armada Starscream: (Laughs)
Me: YO MAMA SO FUCKING STUPID THAT SHE MAKES BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD LOOK LIKE NOBEL PRIZE WINNERS!
We laughed at that one!
Eli: (Laughs) That was a good one!
Luan: And those two are stupid idiots!
Nico: YO MAMA SO FUCKING UGLY THAT SHE MAKES YZMA LOOK PRETTY!
We laughed at that one!
Tyzonn: That's actually a good one!
Laney: (Laughs) That was great!
Me: YO MAMA SO FUCKING STUPID THAT SHE THOUGHT TACO BELL WAS A MEXICAN PHONE COMPANY!
We laughed at that one!
Nico: YO MAMA SO FUCKING FAT THAT SHE MADE PETER GRIFFIN LOOK THIN!
We laughed at that one.
Swordsman: (to Lois) Didn't Peter get thin before?
Lois Griffin: He sure did and MAN was I turned on at the sight of him. Rawr.
Me: YO MAMA SO FUCKING OLD THAT WHEN SHE FARTS, DUST COMES OUT!
We laughed at that one.
Nico: YO MAMA SO FUCKING FAT THAT SHE WAS MILEY CYRUS'S WRECKING BALL!
We laughed at that one too.
Me: YO MAMA SO FUCKING SKINNY THAT SHE CAN SEE OUT A FUCKING PEEPHOLE WITH BOTH EYES!
Everyone: OOOHH!
Nico: YO MAMA SO FUCKING CRAZY THAT SHE MAKES THE JOKER LOOK SANE!
Abra Kadabra: Keep em coming, Nico!
Me: YO MAMA SO FUCKING CRAZY THAT NOT EVEN TWO-FACE CAN TELL WHO IS CRAZIER!
Lana: (LAUGHS) That's a new one!
Goodbling was infuriated that we OUTYOMAMAED him and then Duskmon, Grumblemon, Arbormon, Ranamon, Mercurymon, Blizzard, MetalSeadramon, Etemon, Bonz, Dayu and Harpymon appeared.
Nico: Duskmon, Grumblemon, Arbormon, Ranamon, Mercurymon, Blizzard, MetalSeadramon, Etemon, Bonz, Dayu and Harpymon.
Harpymon: Those Yo Mama jokes were funny!
Mercurymon: We couldn't stop laughing from them. Well done.
Me: Glad you guys liked them.
Blizzard: (To Grim) Whoa! Grim is that you?
Grim: It sure is mon.
Duskmon: (to Grim) You look really nice, Grim.
Grim: Thanks, mon. I just hope I can continue being the Grim Reaper after today.
Grumblemon: I'm sure you will.
POW!
Ranamon punched Goodbling, knocking him to the ground.
Ranamon: Don't go anywhere, Sugah. We'll be right back.
Me: Nice one Ranamon.
Arbormon: (to Nico) We heard you went to the world of Panzer Dragoon Orta.
Nico: We sure did and it was awesome.
Mercurymon: Did you take out anyone there?
Nico: Yep and we took out Abadd and his dragon.
Mercurymon: Awesome. We have a bunch of new recruits joining.
Then a bunch of figures came out and they were KRU'LL THE ETERNAL, LADY FLAMICORN, RUBY KNIGHT (MONSTER RANGER) AND MORPHO (THE PIRATES OF DARK WATER)!
Morpho
Once he was a man, an alchemist named Morpho, who sought to control the most powerful being on Mer for his own ends. The Dark Dweller was too strong for Morpho to be controlled, but instead of destroying the ambitious alchemist he made him his trusted servant, a creature of two worlds. Now Morpho is helping him conquer the world by turning his enemies into the Dark Disciples.
Until Octopon was liberated by Ren and his crew, Morpho was residing in old Primus' castle commanding the army of Dark Disciples. After that, Morpho allied with Bloth offering him help in finding Treasures of Rule.
Kru'll the Eternal
Origin
10,000 years ago, a meteorite crashed on Earth. A protohuman Cro-Magnon bathed in its radioactive rays. Naming himself Kru'll the Eternal, he terrorized early man but was opposed by Anthro. Kru'll outlived his people and set out to rule the world. From Aztecs to Romans, Kru'll continued to face a simple problem, he always outlived those he conquered. Over the centuries, he studied sciences and became adept with using technology for his various plans.
Menace of the Conqueror Caveman!
In modern times, Kru'll learned that a group of scientists discovered the meteorite, that gave him his immortality, in Greenland. Kru'll came up with a plan to influence the final evolution of mankind and create a race of superhumans to be his subjects, using the meteorite. It needed to be reactivated with a concentrated blast of Lutonium. Kru'll was unsuccessful in gathering enough. During an experiment, Batman and Booster Gold burst in and fought him to a standstill. Booster mistakenly revealed his sidekick, Skeets, ran on a Lutonium power cell. Kru'll created a diversion and escaped with the meteorite and Skeets. Batman and Booster Gold later defeated Kru'll at the Natural History Museum. In the aftermath, Kru'll swore revenge against Booster Gold.
The Malicious Mr. Mind!
Some time later, Kru'll established himself in Fawcett City and became an enemy of the Marvel Family. He later became a member of the Monster Society of Evil.
25th Century
In the 25th century, Kru'll is still alive. While at a display, a security guard named Michael Carter, who would become Booster Gold, brushed past him and made him spill his drink. Kru'll was angry at first but then realized who the guard was and was even more angry to the point of attacking him.
Ruby Knight
A type of Durahan that is incredibly large and powerful. It can grow much larger in size than other types of Durahans, and its crimson and white armor shield it from all kinds of energy and physical attacks. It carries a blue blade and has a blue shield emblazoned with an ancient rune. Its red, white and blue colors and the wings on either side of its helmet may mean it's related to Shigue.
Its description mentions the royal guard, but it is unclear whether this was for some sort of human kingdom (such as the Marche Kingdom or Nettle Kingdom) or for one of the kingdoms of the Beast Kings (more likely).
In the anime series, Ruby Knight is a more powerful form of Durahan, created when the General merges with the evil soul of Master Moo and feeds off the hatred and anima of the monsters around it. Whether or not this was a one-time occurrence or whether this monster is actually just another form of the basic Durahan is unknown at present.
Tula: Morpho!
Batman: Kru'll the Eternal!
Genki: Ruby Knight.
Lady Rainicorn: (Speaking Korean) 불타오르는 나의 버전!? 이것은보고 경험할 수있는 미친 광경입니다! (A fiery version of me!? This is a crazy sight to see and experience!)
Kru'll: It's an honor to meet the famous Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Nico: Same here Kru'll. I've been meaning to ask about this. How old are you really?
Kru'll: I've lived for over 10,000 years.
Everyone: Wow!
Me: That's a long time and Vandal Savage has lived for over 50,000 years. My Immortal Caveman self lived for over 75,000 years and I lived for over 150,000 years.
Nico: That is incredible.
Lady Flamicorn: (Speaking Korean) 당신이 재밖에 남지 않을 때까지 내가 당신을 모두 태울 것이기 때문에 당신이 가진 모든 것을 가지고 나와 대면할 준비를 하는 것이 좋습니다! (Better be ready to face me with everything you have because I will burn you all until you are nothing but ashes!)
Laney Sonya Romanov: (Speaking Korean) 나는 당신이 증오의 맹렬한 불의 힘을 시험하는 것을 보고 싶습니다! (I would like to see you try you furious flaming force of hate!)
Lincoln: WHOA! Laney I didn't know you can speak in Korean too?
Laney Sonya Romanov: (Russian Accent) I've been learning it as a second language.
Me: That's cool and Morpho its been a while since we faced you on Mer.
Morpho: It has been a while J.D.
Nico: I wasn't on the team when you were faced but that is cool.
Me: You are going to make a great member for the M.O.E.
Nico: Yep.
Me: And the Ruby Knight must be another enemy that you faced Genki.
Genki: He is.
Ruby Knight: It's going to be fun. Let me see you do the Dance of Fear.
Nico: Your voice sounds a lot like Megatron.
Ruby Knight: I do sound like him don't I?
Loyax then appeared.
Nico: Loyax. Back for round 2 I see.
Loyax: Yep.
Nico: Cool cool.
Loyax: I heard the yo mama jokes from outside. They were really funny!
Me: Glad you liked them.
Nico: They were awesome huh?
We got the usual battles underway.
Jeri Katou, Leomon, Kion, Beshte, Ono, Fuli, Bunga, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Ink Rose, Moonlight Raven, Dark Skylanders, Zyuohgers, Snowdrop, Ransack and Crumplezone VS Duskmon - Nico's Rescue
Duskmon was first.
Duskmon: (to Jeri) Nico's rescue today was the first one where he's used his dragon. I hoped he enjoyed it.
Jeri: He sure did and it was amazing being in the world of Panzer Dragoon Orta.
Leomon: We all thought Nico had a great time in that world.
Kion: We sure did and it was great. They really made sure the Empire paid for their crimes.
Beshte: That was so awesome. That blew apart those bad guys like they were nothing.
Ono: It was so awesome.
Fuli: Yeah we all thought it was really cool to see.
Bunga: And they wanted to get Orta back for some sick reason.
Princess Luna: That was not good and it's good Nico, Laney and Nicole stopped the Empire.
Moondust: Boy it sure is.
Snowdrop: Now the empire has been destroyed forever.
Gari: That's a good thing.
Ink Rose: At least the world of Panzer Dragoon is now a better place without the Empire.
Moonlight Raven: Thank goodness and no more empire.
Blackout: That's a good thing.
Yamato: Yeah thank goodness.
Duskmon: No kidding. Lets do it!
Zyuohgers: WILD INSTINCT! AWAKEN!
AAAHHAAAHHAHAH! WOOWOOWOWO!
They transformed!
Yamato: MONARCH OF THE OPEN SKIES! ZYUOH EAGLE!
Sela: MONARCH OF THE OPEA SEAS! ZYUOH SHARK!
Leo: MONARCH OF THE SAVANNA! ZYOUH LION!
Tusk: MONARCH OF THE DEEP FORESTS! ZYUOH ELEPHANT!
Amu: MONARCH OF THE SNOW FIELDS! ZYUOH TIGER!
Misao: MONARCH OF THE WORLD! ZYUOH WORLD!
Bud: MONARCH OF THE BLUE SKIES! ZYUOH BIRD!
All: DOUBUTSU SENTAI ZYUOHGERS!
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready!
Yamato: Don't underestimate this planet!
Kion: To the Pridelands End…
All: LIONGUARD DEFEND!
They fired waves of energy and darkness and smashed him down.
Jeri and Kion roared!
Jeri: That was so fun!
Princess Luna: A true victory of the night!
Earth, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Lightspeed Rescue Rangers, Blitzwing and Astrotrain VS Grumblemon - Lincoln's Rescue
Grumblemon was next.
Grumblemon: (to Earth) I heard Lincoln's rescue was in Panzer Dragoon Zwei. How was it?
Earth: It was incredible! We went after the ship Shelcoof and it was a huge ship! It was a dangerous and evil ship.
Applejack: It sure was and it was terrible to see.
Apple Bloom: Yeah it sure was and it was crazy.
Flashwing: That was amazing though.
Carter: It was. Thank goodness that ship was destroyed.
Grumblemon: Thank goodness. Lets do it!
Lightspeed Rescue Rangers: LIGHTSPEED RESCUE!
Ryan: TITANIUM POWER!
They transformed!
Carter: RESCUE READY! LIGHTSPEED RESCUE RED!
Chad: RESCUE READY! LIGHTSPEED RESCUE BLUE!
Joel: RESCUE READY! LIGHTSPEED RESCUE GREEN!
Kelsey: RESCUE READY! LIGHTSPEED RESCUE YELLOW!
Dana: RESCUE READY! LIGHTSPEED RESCUE! PINK!
Ryan: RESCUE READY! TITANIUM RANGER!
All: RESCUE READY! POWER RANGERS LIGHTSPEED RESCUE!
KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready!
They fired waves of energy, apples, earth, rock and crystal and smashed him down.
Earth: That was a victory of the Earth!
Applejack: YEEHAW! That was great!
Stacy Bolton, Otto Rocket, Twist, Reggie, Sam, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, RPM Rangers, Skull Man and Wave Man VS Ranamon - How Lady Rainicorn got turned into Fire like Lady Flamicorn did
Ranamon was next.
Ranamon: (to Stacy) I think it's interesting how Lady Rainicorn got turned into Fire like Lady Flamicorn did. Don't you agree?
Stacy Bolton: I agree there and it's crazy that happened to her when we were there when we saw it. This was a really crazy adventure that took us into the world of Protopsychology and it was all caused by Patience St. Pim.
Ranamon: Patience St. Pim?
Stacy Bolton: She was an insane Ice Elemental that transmogrified all of Ooo into an Elemental Protopsychological Nightmare. She turned all of Ooo into 4 sectors that were based on the 4 elements and personalities of protopsychology. These were the personality traits everyone was said to have back when psychology was still in its infancy. Here's what went down back then and it was starting when J.D. was reading a book all about Protopsychology.
Stacy went over the events of what happened in chapter 761.
FLASHBACK
It starts in the living room at the estate. Everyone was watching TV, playing card games and reading books.
Carly Beth, Evans, Sheena, Brooke and Sabrina were looking at all of Nico's Goosebumps books.
Evans: I can't believe Monster Blood has 4 books written about it.
Nico: This is how we've been able to track the whereabouts of it and its fellow monsters.
Sabrina: We've been going after the Goosebumps monsters one by one.
Energon Scorponok: I think we should go after the Horrorland theme park as the next Goosebumps target.
Nico: I have that one saved for the last Goosebumps book we destroy.
Brooke: I think the next target should be this one.
Brooke pointed to book for The Werewolf of Fever Swamp.
Nico: The Werewolf of Fever Swamp?
Sabrina: That one really terrifies me.
Nico: Okay that will be next on our hit list. The Werewolf of Fever Swamp will be struck with a silver bullet. But the next Full Moon is on July 16th. We'll face him on that date.
Sheena: Sounds like a plan.
Brooke: What monsters have we killed so far?
Nico: We killed Slappy the evil dummy. Dr. Strange killed him before we could and sealed him into the Dark Dimension.
Nico showed them the book trilogy for Night of The Living Dummy.
Nico: Next we killed the Haunted Mask. Carly Beth knows this one.
Carly Beth: That was the monster that nearly destroyed my life and others.
Sabrina: Same here. That mask was pure evil.
Nico: But the true monsters were Chuck Greene and Steve Boswell. Next we went after Dr. DuBrow in Deep Trouble.
Nico showed them the book for Deep Trouble.
Sheena: That was the story I'm from.
Nico: Yep. And technically Dr. DuBrow wasn't a monster. He was more of a crazy lunatic.
Sheena: True.
Nico: Yep. Then we faced the Monster Blood. That was the grossest one ever.
Evans: It sure was. But that Sarabeth woman was a monster.
Nico: Yep. And here's our recent kill: The Phantom of The Auditorium.
Nico held up the book for Phantom of The Auditorium.
Brooke: That's the one we did.
Nico: Yep.
I was reading a book on Psychology. Laney was letting me borrow it.
Edd came and he saw me reading it.
Edd: I didn't know you were into Psychology J.D.
Me: Oh thanks Double D. I'm actually reading about it because something was bothering me. I've been replaying our fight with Patience St. Pim in my head and the corrupted version of the Land of Ooo that we prevented. But I did watch the show Adventure Time and saw a strange similarity to what I found out. I found out in this book that the Corrupted Land of Ooo shares the traits of one of each of the 4 temperaments: Choleric, Phlegmatic, Melancholic and Sanguine.
Most individuals tend to have aspects of their personality which identify with each of the four temperaments. However, there are usually two primary temperaments that are displayed at a significantly higher level. An individual could be any combination of the following four types.
Sanguine personality type is described primarily as being highly talkative, enthusiastic, active, and social. Sanguines tend to be more extroverted and enjoy being part of a crowd; they find that being social, outgoing, and charismatic is easy to accomplish. Individuals with this personality have a hard time doing nothing and engage in more risk seeking behavior.
Choleric individuals tend to be more extroverted. They are described as independent, decisive, and goal-oriented, and ambitious. These combined with their dominant, result-oriented outlook make them natural leaders. In Greek, Medieval and Renaissance thought, they were also violent, vengeful, and short-tempered.
Melancholic individuals tend to be analytical and detail-oriented, and they are deep thinkers and feelers. They are introverted and try to avoid being singled out in a crowd. A melancholic personality leads to self-reliant individuals who are thoughtful, reserved, and often anxious. They often strive for perfection within themselves and their surroundings, which leads to tidy and detail oriented behavior.
Phlegmatic individuals tend to be relaxed, peaceful, quiet, and easy-going. They are sympathetic and care about others, yet they try to hide their emotions. Phlegmatic individuals also are good at generalizing ideas or problems to the world and making compromises.
Lincoln: That is a strange set of information.
Lola: What does Choleric mean?
Me: That is for people that express dominance, rage, violence and are vengeful and are totally short-tempered.
Lola: That is hardcore. What element does that entail?
Me: Fire.
Lana: What about Melancholic?
Me: That one is where you're sad, depressed and very down all the time.
Lana: That is sad. What is that elemental force?
Me: Earth. Phlegmatic is where you're feeling peaceful and don't have a care in the world and you're easy going and sympathetic. They represent the elemental force of Water.
Lucy: What about Sanguine?
Me: That one represents Air and that's where you're happy, enthusiastic, optimistic and full of energy.
Lola: Boy that is very complicated for me.
Lisa: I find it to be very interesting and very inspirational.
Laney: Me too. But I just can't believe that Patience St. Pim was gonna turn the entire Land of Ooo into a Proto-Psychological nightmare.
Me: By all estimates, she was 25,000% fucked up. Worse than Mr. Crackass. Shall we head to the Simulator and see for ourselves?
Lori: Lets do it!
We went to the Simulator.
We went into the Simulator and for our exercise we're going to see what it was like during the time the Land of Ooo was corrupted because of Patience St. Pim. The Simulator activated and we found ourselves in the Corrupted Land of Ooo and what we saw was mondo unusual.
SANGUINE - CANDY
We saw that the land was totally transmogrified into Candy. We saw everything turned into a sweet tooth paradise! It was enough to give the entire world diabetes 100,000-fold.
Me: Whoa! Look at all this candy!
Lana: There's enough to give anyone cavities.
Lisa: Indeed.
Laney: Look at all this candy. I can't believe this happened here.
Crash Man: I can't believe that this Patience St. Pim did this to this world. It's hard to imagine she has this kind of power.
Me: From what I remember Crash Man she used the power of some kind of mind control magic to force Princess Bubblegum, Flame Princess and Slime Princess to do this to the Land of Ooo against their wills.
Flame Princess: I remember that. That was awful.
Lola: I'm sorry that happened to you Phoebe.
Sam S.L.: But we will find Patience and make her pay for her crimes.
Suzi: I promise that will happen.
We walked on and we saw a massive pink bubblegum tower that went 10,000 feet up into the air.
Me: Wow! Look at the size of that Bubblegum Tower.
Princess Bubblegum: So this is the happy tower I was turned into.
Finn: You were turned into an amazing and happy tower Pebo.
Me: Well lets take a look.
We flew up to the top of the tower and we saw Princess Bubblegum's face.
Elements Princess Bubblegum: Hello dear friends.
Me: Princess Bubblegum?
First Aid: These corrupted Princesses are like the Twisted Princesses.
Reflector: Hopefully, they won't look like zombies.
Flamebird: At least these corrupted Princesses are being controlled by a single source.
Maria: Ok. If we defeat Patience, the princesses should go back to normal.
Me: I have a better idea.
I flew up to Elements Princess Bubblegum and put my hand on her head and she was enveloped in a powerful white light and she was back to normal.
Princess Bubblegum 2: What happened?
Me: You were turned into this massive bubblegum tower because of Patience St. Pim.
Princess Bubblegum 2: I remember now! That woman is a menace and we have to stop her.
Me: And we will. Team Loud Phoenix Storm will see to that.
I used my magic and merged Princess Bubblegum 2 with her counterpart and Princess Bubblegum got wings made entirely of pure candy and bubblegum.
She saw her wings.
Princess Bubblegum: What the nuts!? I can fly now!
Me: You sure can. We have one down and 2 to go before we face Patience St. Pim.
We pressed on.
CHOLERIC - FIRE
We arrived in the second part of the corrupted Ooo and what we saw was absolutely horrifying. We saw the fire section and it was a black landscape that was really melted, gnarled and surging with intense fire and it was radiating with intense heat and there was blue fire erupting out of every crack, mountain and landmass and the temperature was over 750,000˚ Fahrenheit.
Me: Geez! Look at this place.
We stepped onto the land and then we felt all our auras flare up with a massively incredible intensity unlike anything we've ever felt before and it was so unbelievably powerful that it made all the other villains hatred toward us feel like small mice in comparison! Our power was rising so incredibly fast that it was incredible! The ground was shaking extremely violently and lightning struck everywhere. When it was finished 1 hour later we were now far more powerful than ever before and our power was enhanced 100 sextillion-fold.
Me: (Gasp) Whoa! Holy mackerel!
Nico: Unbelievable! That was the biggest power up ever!
Me: This place is overflowing with incredible levels of negative energy and it is so strong that it defies all form of logic!
Lola: It's far more powerful than that of any villain that has hated us.
Lynn: Or any villain we've defeated.
Me: No kidding.
Laney: I've never felt this level of power.
Syd: This is unbelievable!
Ronnie Anne: It sure is.
Flame Princess: This is unbelievable. I've never felt this kind of power before.
Lana: What happened here?
Me: This place represents the emotion Choleric.
Laney: This place is like looking at the physical manifestation of the heart of an evil monster!
Lucy: That is almost exactly what it feels like.
Me: I know. This place makes Hell seem like a walk in the park.
Finn: It's amazing that you all can walk in here without Flame Shields.
Me: Our power protects us from anything.
We walked on and we saw that the whole land was changed into a fiery rage hole. We then saw Lady Rainicorn come out and she was pure fire.
Lady Flamicorn: (Speaking Korean) 내 분노는 찜질방보다 더 뜨겁다! (My rage is hotter than a sauna)
Lola: She's speaking Korean.
Carol: That's one of the hardest languages in the world. Let me help her.
Carol flew up to her.
Carol: (Speaking Korean) 아가씨, 괜찮아요. 우리는 당신을 아무런 해가 없다는 뜻입니다. 우리는 단지 당신을 도우려고했던 부패를 들어주고 싶습니다. (Lady, it's all right. We mean you no harm. We just want to help you and lift the corruption that has taken you over.)
Lady Flamicorn: 내 분노가 내게 가까이 오면 일조 만조의 힘으로 너를 죽일거야! (My rage will kill you with the force of a trillion suns if you come near me!)
Carol: 레이디 제발! 너를 도울 수있어. Jake와 가족에 대해 생각해보십시오! 당신은 진정하고 우리가 당신을 도울 수있어! (Lady please! I can help you. Think about Jake and your family! You've got to calm down and let us help you!)
Lady Flamicorn calmed down and she knew Carol was right and Carol placed her hand on her head and Lady Rainicorn was reverted back to normal.
Lady fainted and Jake caught her.
Me: She'll be all right.
Vince: I didn't know you can speak Korean, Carol.
Carol: I'm multi-lingual.
Then we went down below the surface and the negative energy was stronger and it enhanced our power more and we saw Flame Princess as a blue fire dragon!
Me: Flame Princess!
First Aid: These corrupted Princesses are like the Twisted Princesses.
Reflector: Hopefully, they won't look like zombies.
Me: No that's not possible Reflector. You already said that guys.
Reflector: Oops.
Brock: I'm so shocked at these corrupted princesses that I'm not even being swooned by them right now.
Me: And you already have a girlfriend Brock.
Brock: Yeah.
I went over to her and placed my hand on her and cured her and merged her with her counterpart.
We got back to the surface.
Then we saw a little warrior armed with a blue fire sword and powerful armor and I took his blue fire sword. It reacted with my power and the blade of fire turned into a deadly blue fire blade fire.
Me: Wow! This'll come in handy.
We pressed on and went to the next part.
PHLEGMATIC - SLIME
Next we were in the Slime land and we saw everything covered in slime and mucus. It was a gross land and it looked like we were walking through the inside of someones nose covered in grotesque slime and grossness.
Me: Ugh! This is disgusting!
Lola: No kidding! I'm gonna be sick! It's so gross here!
Lana: I'll say!
Lana rolled around in some of the slime and she was covered head to toe.
Princess Bubblegum: What is Slime Princess doing here?
Me: No clue.
We went to the main building. The door opened.
Slime: Shoe Size?
Me: I'm a size 13. I got big feet.
We went in and we were handed roller-skates.
Me: Roller-skates?
I put them on and they fit me and we went onto a roller-derby rink.
Me: Slime Princess likes to Roller Skate? Nice!
Lynn: I love this kind of place! Yee-haw!
Lynn did all kinds of awesome tricks and so did most of us.
Nico: This is awesome!
Me: Gnarly dudes!
We saw a bloated and huge Slime Princess and I rolled up to her and put my hand on her head and it cured her.
Slime Princess: (Groans) What happened?
We explained the whole thing and we set out for the final land.
MELANCHOLIC - ICE
We were in the Ice section and it was overflowing with sadness.
Me: So this is the Melancholic section. This place is overflowing with sadness. Poor things.
Laney: I know. But lets thaw out that evil witch!
Me: And we won't have to look far. Lets blow this place to water.
I released a massive blast of fire and it blew apart the whole land and exposed it to the sun!
Out of the temple came PATIENCE ST. PIM herself!
Patience St. Pim was the current reincarnation of the ice elemental, and had visions of the coming of the Lich. Patience sailed into the ocean and covered herself in an ice sphere.
Patience was discovered by Finn and Jake in Ice King's castle. When she was released she was overjoyed at her increased elemental powers. Patience then froze Finn and Jake and made Ice King fetch her the other elementals so Ice King kidnaps Princess Bubblegum, Slime Princess, and Flame Princess and brings them to her. Patience shows them their potential as elementals, and attempts to make them unite, but the Princesses make her lose her balance and she crashes into her boat. The Princesses escape whilst Slime Princess shoots slime at Patience, sticking her to the wall. Patience makes Ice King scrape all the slime off her and she tells him that she will make people know of her presence in Ooo.
Patience sends a drawing of a circle to remember a past candy element (Chatsberry). It is revealed Patience mastermind the invasion which attacked the Candy Kingdom and caused Princess Bubblegum to unlock her true elemental power to defend the kingdom. Patience is seen operating and whistling ominously as she stares at a map containing information on all the princess. She kisses the tip of a paper plane and launches it into a picture of Bubblegum.
Patience plays a crucial part in the elements mini-series. In a flashback Patience captures Betty Grof and uses her powers which she stole from Magic Man as an power source for the elementals. However, instead of embracing the their powers they become overwhelmed by their powers. Causing all of Ooo to be split into four separate areas representing the four elements.
When Finn, Jake, and Ice Kinh go to the Ice Kingdom to confront her Patience appears as her pure elemental self and feels great sorrow for her actions. Later, when Princess Bubblegum starts to turn all of Ooo into candy Patience decides to freeze herself in another ice time capsule, not wanting see the consequence and hoping things will be better in the future. It is unknown what happened to her after Lumpy Space Princess fixed Ooo. She either had been fixed or is still in her time capsule.
Patience: So Team Loud Phoenix Storm has come.
Me: And we're here to kill you! Lets get her!
We went at Patience and I kicked her in the face and Finn slashed her in the chest with his sword.
Finn: Not even Ice King was this bad on his worse days!
Finn kicked her in the face and Nico punched her in the mouth and knocked out some of her teeth.
Baymax: The most efficient medical procedure to perform at this time will be shock therapy. My programming normally prevents me from harming human beings, but I sense that you are not human at all. (Electricity promptly began to course through his armored fist) On a scale of one to ten, how much would you rate the pain you are likely to experience?
Baymax fired his electrically charged Armored Fist and it hit her and slammed into her with devastating force.
Nico: Patience St. Pim, you have failed this Kingdom! (fires Vexen's ice blast at her)
It hit her and exploded.
We overpowered her with numerous blasts of elemental firepower and we were hitting her all over the place.
May flew up to her and slammed her fist into her face.
May: It's gonna be a cold day in hell for you, bitch!
May kicked her in the face and stomach and she threw her into a flaming pile of sticks.
Me: Lets finish her off guys! Combo and final smash time!
Energon Scorponok: You got it! CYBER KEY POWER!
The Earth Cyber Planet Key went into his back and it enhanced his energy sting 100-fold.
Reflector: Lets go. CYBER KEY POWER!
The Earth Cyber Planet Key went into his back and it enhanced his flash explosion blasters.
Energon Scorponok and Reflector: LIGHT STING DEATH BOMB!
Energon Scorponok fired a powerful energy beam from his tail and Reflector fired a powerful light bomb and the blasts combined and they hit Patience and exploded.
KRABBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!
First Aid: Lets get her. CYBER KEY POWER!
The Earth Cyber Planet Key went into his back and it enhanced his Decrystalizer Cannon.
Brock: Croagunk go!
Brock sent out his Croagunk.
Brock: Lets get her. ANIMATRON CYBER KEY POWER!
The Animatron Cyber Planet key went into Brock's device and enhanced his Croagunk's abilities 100-fold.
Brock: POISON STING!
First Aid and Brock: STINGER NEEDLE LASERSTORM!
Croagunk fired a massive barrage of laser needles and First Aid fired his cannon and the blasts combined and hit her and they exploded.
KRABBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!
Me: Now to finish her once and for all!
Princess Bubblegum: Lets get this witch! JELLYBEAN TSUNAMI SLAM!
Princess Bubblegum fired a massive tsunami of jellybeans from her hand and it slammed into Patience with incredible force.
Lola: My turn! FIRESTORM BURN TORNADO!
Lola fired a massive blast of fire and it spun around into a massive tornado and it spun Patience around and burned her.
Finn: Let me at her! GRASS SWORD SLASHSTORM!
Finn got his Grass Sword ready and slashed Patience all over the place at an accelerated rate.
Flame Princess: Time to finish her for good. FIRESTORM TORNADO MASSACRE!
Flame Princess fired a massive blast of fire and it turned into a huge number of fire tornadoes and it burned her all over the place.
Finn: F.P., lets finish this witch with a Combo Final Smash!
Flame Princess: Lets do it Finn!
Finn ran at Patience and Flame Princess spread her wings and flew at her.
Finn and Flame Princess: FIRE SWORD EXPLOSION SLASH!
Flame Princess formed a sword of pure fire and they both slashed Patience St. Pim and cleaved her in half right down the middle and she exploded in a massive fiery explosion.
KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
The magic Patience did was undone and everyone was back to normal and now uncorrupted.
Nico: Go to hell Patience!
Patience St. Pim's spirit arrived.
Nicole: And you will never torment anyone ever again Patience! (Chant an incantation) ALDRUON ENLENTHRANEL VOSOLEN LIRUS-NOR!
Patience St. Pim's evil spirit went into the Book of Vile Darkness. Now we had two Patience St. Pim's with different fates: 1 was killed by us and the other was sealed into the Book of Vile Darkness.
Finn: (To the viewers) You mess with the laws of nature and the Lands of Ooo, Me and Team Loud Phoenix Storm will destroy you all!
Me: You said it Finn.
We left the Simulator and we rested. Nico caught a Drapion and a Craogunk of his own. We had an amazing and educational experience.
Nico: You know what, guys? Let's go after the Horrors in Horrorland next on our Goosebumps hit list. After all, we don't actually know how many monsters are out there.
Me: Good point Nico. Horrorland it is then. Then we'll deal with other monsters before July 16th.
We got a good rest.
FLASHBACK ENDS
When she was done they were shocked!
Otto Rocket: Wow! That is incredible.
Sammy: No kidding and I've always been fascinating with Psychology.
Reggie: That is really something.
Twist: It sure is.
Ranamon: No kidding. What does each personality entail?
Stacy Bolton: It's really interesting and these are the 4 elemental personality traits that represent the 4 elemental forces of nature. These are the personalities: Sanguine, Phlegmatic, Choleric and Melancholic. And they were each for Candy, Slime, Fire and Ice. Sanguine was for the world of candy and it was those that were optimistic, enthusiastic, happy and full of energy and love. They represent the force of Air. Phlegmatic was for the world of Slime and it was for those that didn't have a care in the world and liked things to go slow and easy. They represent the force of Water. Choleric was the worst and that was for the world of Fire and that was for those that are violent, short-tempered, dominating and are full of hate and get mad at the smallest of things. They represent the force of Fire. The world of Ice was for Melancholic and that one I feel sorry for. They represent those are sad, depressing and go through lifes darkest moments. They represent the force of Earth.
Ranamon: That is amazing and scary.
Stacy Bolton: It sure was. I thought it was both amazing and cool.
Rarity: That must've been really amazing and really crazy darling.
Sweetie Belle: But it all sounds really educational too.
Gill Grunt: It was educational when you looked at it.
Scott Truman: Wow that is something.
Ranamon: It sure is. Lets do it!
RPM Rangers: RPM! GET IN GEAR!
They transformed!
Scott Truman: "RPM Red!"
Flynn McCallister: "(Scottish Accent) RPM Blue!"
Summer Landsdown: "RPM Yellow!"
Ziggy: "RPM Green!"
Dillan: "RPM Black!"
Gem: "RPM Gold!"
Gemma: "RPM Silver!"
All: "Power Rangers RPM!"
KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion went off and they were ready!
They fired waves of water and energy, elements, ice and hewels and smashed her down.
Stacy Bolton: RADICAL!
Rarity: Rapture darling that was grand!
Kari Kamiya, Angewomon, Princess Celestia, Amber Morning, Minuette, Twinkleshine, Lemon Hearts, Moondancer, Lyra Heartstrings, Sunset Shimmer, Twilight Sparkle, Light Skylanders, Mystic Force Rangers, Tarantulas and Waspinator VS Arbormon - How Morpho became a servant of the Darkdweller on Mer
Arbormon was next.
Arbormon: (to Kari) It's unpleasant how Morpho became a servant of the Darkdweller on Mer. I don't think that's something he likes remembering.
Kari: No kidding there and it's really amazing how he got that way too.
Angewomon: Yeah and he went from a normal alchemist to a monster.
Princess Celestia: But it's very fortunate that the Darkdweller spared his life.
Amber Morning: He should consider himself lucky that he is all right.
Minuette: Yeah thank goodness. But what happened during that time on Mer?
Kari: It was before Nico joined the team but it was an amazing adventure.
Kari went over what happened during the events of chapter 433.
FLASHBACK 2
It starts with the U.S.S. Valor going flying through space.
Me: (Narrating) Captain's Log Stardate 2314.2: Our computers have picked up an alien planet located 72,000 light-years away from Earth at the opposite edge of the galaxy. We are going to check it out.
Lincoln: So J.D. when we arrive at this planet what do you think it will be like?
Me: We'll know soon Lincoln. That's the beauty of the mysteries of the universe. You never know who or what you'll encounter.
Lana: I hope it's a planet where we get to fight monsters! That would be cool!
Lola: I hope it's a planet where we rescue a beautiful princess from an evil dragon!
Isabelle: Grandpa we have arrived.
Me: On screen.
The view screen activated and we were at an ocean planet with lots of islands.
Nicole: (Gasp) I know that planet. It's Mer from The Pirates of Dark Water.
Me: I haven't watched that show in years.
Lincoln: Pirates!? AWESOME!
Lila: I love pirates!
Lori: That is literally the most beautiful planet I've ever seen. It looks just like Earth.
Varie: Yeah but look. It's much different than Earth. It has 2 giant planets for moons.
Natilee: Dad. Sensors are reading that this planet is in danger. It's showing that it's being destroyed by a mysterious force.
Me: Oh man. I know what's causing it. Dark Water.
Lincoln: What's Dark Water?
Me: It's an evil substance that threatens to destroy the entire planet of Mer. It's source is a monster of ultimate evil called the Darkdweller. It's Mer's version of the Devil.
Laney: That's awful. How are we gonna stop it from destroying the planet?
Me: The only way to destroy the Darkdweller and purge the Dark Water from Mer is to find the legendary 13 Treasures of Rule. They are extremely powerful jewels that have omnipotent power and they have the power to destroy the Dark Water and the Darkdweller.
Everyone: WOW!
Luna: That's amazing dude.
Sam: It sure is luvbird.
Luan: But why does this Darkdweller want to destroy Mer?
Me: I don't know the full extent of the story. But it's probably to wipe out all life on the planet and rule over it with an iron fist and enslave the people on it. The show The Pirates of Dark Water centers around a young prince named Red and he and his crew are on a quest to find the 13 Treasures of Rule and save all of Mer. His crew is a Treasure Hunter named Ioz, an Ecomancer named Tula and a Monkey Bird named Niddler. But there is a villain that is following Red and his crew at all times.
Lynn: Who is that?
Me: It's the evil pirate Lord Bloth. He will stop at nothing to get the Treasures of Rule for himself.
Lucy: Gasp! That monster. If he does get them then Mer has no future.
Aylene: That's horrible. We have to stop him at all costs.
Me: Yes. Our primary mission for Mer is to destroy the Darkdweller and the Dark Water. But our secondary mission is to destroy Bloth and his crew. Varie, Rachel, Sora, Kairi, Ben, Rex, Bobo Hana, Maria, Nita, Donna Diego, Jen, Lincoln, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lila, Lisa, you all come with me.
Sora: Right.
Lola is now in a brand new hover chair. It was built by Lisa. Her broken leg makes her immobile so we built her a nice Hover Chair.
Lola: Lets get em!
We went down to the planet and flew over the water. Sora, Kairi, Bobo, Nita, Donna Diego and Jen were in the hovercar. We had a magnificent view of the 2 planets from the water. They were beautiful.
Me: Wow. What a beautiful sight. Earth now has 2 planets in orbit around it like Mer does.
Lincoln: It sure does. It's beautiful.
Laney: Amazing.
Lucy: It sure is a breathtaking marvel.
Rex: This is all amazing. I had no idea that worlds like this even existed.
Rachel: That's the beauty of the universe for you Rex.
Lana: Yep.
Lisa: The universe has infinite possibilities of endless qualities.
Me: That's right.
Varie: That still astounds me to no end.
We flew over the oceans and saw the planet being ravaged by Dark Water. It was destroying everything in its path and decaying everything around it. The Dark Water was alive and it destroys everything it touches.
Me: This is awful! The Dark Water is like a cancer and it's slowly destroying the planet.
Laney: Yeah. We have to stop this fast.
Lincoln: No kidding. Lets see if lightning will destroy it.
Lincoln fired a blast of lightning at a puddle of Dark Water and it set it on fire and surprisingly it weakened it.
Me: Our powers have some kind of effect on it.
Varie: That's interesting. Let me see here.
Varie fired a blast of water and it burned the Dark Water.
Varie: My water powers are like Holy Water to it.
Me: That's amazing.
Lola: Lets see how it likes fire.
Lola fired a blast of fire at the Dark Water and it evaporated into pink steam.
Me: Your fire evaporated it.
Lucy: Wicked.
Sora: It looks like your powers have quite an effect on the Dark Water.
Kairi: They sure do.
Maria: Guys I see something up ahead!
We look on and we saw a giant ship made of bones.
Me: That's the Maelstrom!
Lincoln: That ship gives me the creeps. No offense Lucy.
Lucy: None taken Lincoln. But yeah it does.
Me: Okay and they have Ren's ship the Wraith in their sights.
Laney: I got this!
Laney used her plant powers.
On the Maelstrom, Bloth was looking at the Wraith.
Bloth: Those treasures will be mine boy!
Suddenly there was a rumbling and the Maelstrom was rising up out of the ocean and was on a giant tree.
Lana: Lets board the ship!
Me: Ah ha!
We landed on the ship.
Me: Lets show them our power Ben!
Ben: You got it.
I turn into Echo Echo!
Me: (Techno Voice) ECHO ECHO!
Ben: (British Accent) WATER HAZARD!
Echo Echo: An Orishan? Amazing.
Water Hazard: It is.
Water Hazard fired a blast of water at the crew and killed some of them.
Echo Echo fired a sonic sound blast and they exploded all over the place.
Maria, Nita, Donna, and Jen had their eyes closed as they concentrated. And then Nita gasped as she saw her hands turn into paws.
Nita (weakly as her body gains fur): M-My hands!
Maria gritted her teeth as her face started to melt. Nita just finished turning into her bear form as her pirate clothes ripped off.
Donna (her muscles increase): L-Looks like it's my turn now!
Donna screamed in pain as her symbiote skin appeared. Her hair then changed to fit her symbiote form, turning her into Scream as her pirate clothes tore off.
Maria's body became water as she melted out of her pirate outfit. She then reformed into her water form.
Jen's eyes turned green. Then her muscles expanded, her height increased, her skin turned green, and her pirate outfit ripped off. She was now the She Hulk.
The four girls took a moment to make sure their transformations stopped.
Maria: Is everyone ok now?
She Hulk: We're fine now. I hope our transformations didn't freak you guys out.
Echo Echo: No they didn't Jen. But lets take it up a notch.
I press my Omnitrix symbol I became Ultimate Echo Echo.
Me: ULTIMATE ECHO ECHO! Cool. I'm an Evolved Sonarosian. This is amazing.
I fired a more powerful sonic blast and blew more of the crew apart.
Maria and Water Hazard fired a combined water blast and skewered more pirates and killed them.
Ultimate Echo Echo: Lets see how you like this.
I have a bunch of sound speakers fly out and they surround a bunch pirates.
Ultimate Echo Echo: WALL OF SOUND!
A powerful sonic blast made them explode.
Ultimate Echo Echo: That was disgusting.
I revert back and I was feeling weird.
Me: Whoa! That was weird turning into an alien like that.
Water Hazard: You get used to it over time J.D. It took me a while to get used to it when I got the Omnitrix.
Me: That's easier said than done.
We killed all the pirates until only Bloth was left.
Bloth: You killed all my crew!
Me: And you are next Bloth.
Bloth unsheathed his sword and we engaged in a powerful sword fight. Sparks were flying and they set the ship on fire. Then I stabbed him in the chest and killed him instantly.
Me: Enjoy the darkness of Hell you monster!
Nita, Maria, Scream, and She Hulk close their eyes once again and concentrated. All of them then screamed in bloodboiling agony.
Nita's head reverted back to its human shape. Then her paws turned back into hands and feet. Next, her fur disappeared as it was replaced by skin. Finally, she regained her black hair, leaving her in her human form while wearing her orange leotard.
Maria's watery skin was replaced by human skin, leaving her in her human form while wearing her aqua blue swimsuit.
Donna's symbiote skin retracted into her body to reveal her human skin. Her hair then changed to fit her human body, leaving her in her human form while still wearing her pirate clothes.
Jen shrunk back down to the height of an average woman and she could feel her leg, neck, arm, and ab muscles shrinking back down. Her eyes opened wide and soon her green eyes became light green and then brown once more. Her long, wavy green hair became shorter and shorter and straighter and straighter until it was once more above her shoulders and its typical black color. She gritted her teeth as her skin soon began to change. It went from green to light green to tan to its original pale complexion. Soon, Jen stood in the spot where She Hulk was a few minutes ago wearing her her purple and white swimming suit-like uniform.
Maria (to Donna, Jen, and Nita): Is everyone ok?
Nita (trying not to fall down): I'm fine. But I think someone needs to catch me before I fall!
Nita fell and Lana and Lola caught her.
Jen (holding her head in pain): My head's really pounding right now.
Donna: I think I'm the only one out of the three of us wearing a pirate outfit right now. Maria's only wearing her swimsuit while Jen and Nita are only wearing their leotards.
Me: That's right Donna. But you guys did great.
Jen: Thanks J.D.
Me: Lets get out of here and destroy this ship.
We flew out and I cupped my hands to my side.
Me: KAAAAA! MEEEEE! HAAAAA! MEEEEE! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
I fired a Kamehameha Wave at the ship and it hit and exploded with incredible power.
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When the smoke cleared there was nothing left of the Maelstrom. It was completely destroyed.
Me: That takes care of that. I hope he loves Davy Jones Locker.
Sora: Being a pirate is awesome for us.
Me: Lets not let it go to our heads Sora. Lets go onto the Wraith.
All: Right.
We flew out.
As Ren and his crew were resting when we landed.
Me: Ahoy there. We mean you all no harm.
Ren: Who are all of you all?
Me: We apologize for landing on your boat without permission. Lets us introduce ourselves. I'm J.D. Knudson.
Varie: I'm Varie Knudson, J.D.'s fiance,
Rachel: I'm Rachel San Diego, another one of J.D.'s fiancés.
Sora: I'm Sora.
Kairi: I'm Kairi.
Rex: I'm Rex Salazar.
Bobo: Name's Bobo.
Maria: I'm Maria Rockell, 2nd in command of the Redemption Squad.
Jen: I'm Jen Walters.
Nita: I'm Nita.
Ben: I'm Ben Tennyson.
Lincoln: I'm Lincoln Loud and these are my little sisters Lucy, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lila, and Lisa.
Lucy: Hey.
Laney: Charmed.
Lana: Sup.
Lola: It's a pleasure.
Lila: Hello.
Lisa: Greetings.
Me: We are from the planet Earth.
Ren: Noy Jitat! We've heard all about you from all over Mer.
Me: How can that be? Our planets are 72,000 light-years apart from each other.
Ren: The Treasures told me you were coming.
Varie: That's amazing.
Laney: Those treasures must be a powerful force to be known.
Tula: They are Laney. We saw that explosion and we saw the Maelstrom explode.
Me: That was us Tula. We killed Bloth and his crew and destroyed the Maelstrom.
Ioz: Chongolongo! It's good you destroyed him and his crew.
Niddler: (Screeches) It's good you did.
Me: Yeah.
Ren: How did you know that Mer was in danger because of the Dark Water?
Me: We have technology that lets us know what's going on across the galaxy. We saw Mer being overrun by the Dark Water and figured we can help you all out.
Ren: We greatly appreciate it.
Me: You're welcome. May we please see the treasures so we can get a good extent of what they are?
Ren: Of course.
Ren led us to a barrel and on it were 7 jewels. One was a blue-green diamond, the second one was a long green hexagonal gem, the third one was a rough blue-green stone, the fourth one was a blue diamond, the fifth one was a triangular aqua blue one with green gems, the sixth one was like a gold broach and the seventh one was like a coaster with a red gem in the middle surrounded by gold and diamonds.
Me: So these are the Treasures of Rule.
Ren: Yes and they are the only thing that can stop the Darkdweller and the Dark Water.
Lincoln: They sure are beautiful.
Me: Yeah.
I pick up a couple of them and the power they had was unbelievable.
Me: Their power is incredible.
Laney: How are we gonna find the other 6 of them?
Ren: I use this compass to find them.
Ren had a gold compass with a gem in the middle of it.
Me: That's interesting.
Lucy: Where are we gonna find the next treasure?
Ren: We have to search hard for it.
We got searching.
On the 20 seas we got searching and we found 5 more treasures.
Me: Only one more to find and we have to be ready for anything.
The compass then reacted to something and it lead to the last treasure.
Me: The Last Treasure.
I use my powers and brought it up to us.
Me: That's the last one Ren.
Ren: It sure is J.D. We have them all!
Laney: We sure do.
Sora: This is great.
Lila: It sure is.
Suddenly without warning the area quaked.
Me: Uh oh! Whatever that is it sure doesn't sound good!
On the ocean floor a crack formed and out came a mass of Dark Water.
Bubbles were seen on the surface and out of the water came THE DARKDWELLER HIMSELF! He was a living blob of Dark Water and the level of evil he had was unbelievable!
Me: That's the Darkdweller!
Ren: Yes. That's him.
Darkdweller: So the famous J.D. Knudson and his friends! How nice of you all to arrive so I can destroy the Treasures of Rule!
Me: Nice to know that you know us as well.
Lincoln: You've tormented this planet for far too long monster!
Lincoln fired a blast of lightning and it hit him and burned him bad.
Ren: Noy Jitat! Your powers can hurt the Darkdweller!
Me: That's what we discovered when we arrived. They're like Holy Water to it and the Dark Water.
Lola fired a blast of fire and evaporated part of him.
Lola: Take that you monster!
Then something strange happened that left us all in shock.
My sword rose out of its sheath on its own and the 13 treasures floated and orbited around my sword.
Me: What's happening?
Sora: What's going on?
Then the 13 treasures merged with the blade of my sword and in a massive blinding flash of light that was brighter than 2,000 suns the sword changed. It had the 13 Treasures embedded in the blade and on the hilt.
I take my sword and when I grabbed the hilt I felt a tremendous increase in power unlike anything before.
Me: Wow! I can feel its power surging through me!
I was enveloped in a blinding flash of golden light and when it faded I was forever changed. I had glowing golden clothes and my eyes had golden yellow sclera and my wings had golden fire on them. I was now a Super Angel 10,000 Angel God.
Me: Wow! What happened?
Lincoln: J.D. you look incredible!
Laney: Yeah! And your power level is off the scale! It's unreal!
Varie: You look incredible honey.
Rachel: You sure do.
Me: Lets see what this power can do.
I dash towards the Darkdweller at a blinding speed and slash him apart and then I fired a blast of energy from my sword that completely obliterated him in an instant. The shadow of the Dark Water was completely destroyed forever and everything that the Dark Water and The Darkdweller destroyed was completely restored!
Me: Wow! What power! But it's finally over guys! The Darkdweller and the Dark Water have been destroyed forever!
We all cheered wildly.
The 13 Treasures of Rule came out my sword and landed on the ship. I reverted back.
Me: Wow. What a rush. But it's over.
Ren: Yes J.D. Thanks to you the World of Mer has been saved from total destruction.
Laney: Yes. It's over. We saved all of Mer.
Lola: And the world of Mer is now at peace.
Lana: Yeah!
Back in Octopon, Ren's home we were given a great ceremony and a feast. We were given the 13 Treasures for safe keeping to make sure that they never come into the wrong hands again. The quest of the Pirates of Dark Water was finally over.
We left for home and it was a grand adventure.
FLASHBACK 2 ENDS
When she was done everyone was amazed.
Minuette: Wow! That is so amazing!
Twinkleshine: That was really cool! An amazing adventure with Ren and his crew but it's horrible that the Dark Water and the Darkdweller were trying to destroy all of
Mer like that.
Lemon Hearts: No kidding and J.D. using the Treasures of Rule in his sword really got the job done.
Moondancer: It sure did. The power of the 13 Treasures of Rule is amazing.
Lyra Heartstrings: And it's good that the 13 Treasures destroyed the Darkdweller for good.
Sunset Shimmer: It sure is a good thing.
Twilight Sparkle: Yeah it sure is a good thing and the magic of those treasures must've been incredible. But it's horrible that Bloth wanted those treasures all for himself.
Spotlight: Yeah Bloth was on a relentless pursuit to get the Treasures for himself and he was gonna stop at nothing to get them no matter what the cost.
Nick Russell: That is an amazing adventure though.
Arbormon: It sure is. Lets do it!
(Galwit Mysto Ranger)
They transformed!
Leanbow: "Burning heart of fire! Wolf Warrior!"
Udonna: "Flurry of snow! White Mystic Ranger!"
Daggeron: "Power of the sun! Solaris Knight!"
Claire: "Power of the Shining Moon! Moon Knight!"
Xander: "Strong as a tree! Green Mystic Ranger!"
Vida: "Ever-changing as the wind! Pink Mystic Ranger!"
Madison: "Fluid as the sea! Blue Mystic Ranger!"
Chip Thorn: "Fast as lightning! Yellow Mystic Ranger!"
Nick Russell: "Forceful as fire! Red Mystic Ranger!"
Mystic Force Rangers: "We call forth the magic, together as one, united for all time! Power Rangers Mystic Force!"
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A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready!
They fired waves of magic and elements and smashed him down.
Kari Kamiya: YEAH!
Princess Celestia: That was so amazing!
Davis Motomiya, Pinkie Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Samurai Rangers, Blackarachnia and Beast Wars Inferno VS Mercurymon - Meeting a Yormungarde Gene-Slammer
Mercurymon was next.
Mercurymon: (to Davis) I heard you guys met a Yormungarde Gene-Slammer. What's her name?
Davis: Her name is Nora Oresdotter and she is from Norway and that is really awesome.
Pinkie Pie: She is another one of Lincoln's awesome guardian angels and she revealed a really crazy secret.
Featherweight: Yeah She was walking through Franklin Avenue one day, and then, Nora heard crying at The Loud House, and she knew that it was Luna. She came inside The Loud House, and Lincoln and Nora went to Luna and Luan's room, and they saw Luna crying like crazy. They then comforted her, and asked her what was wrong. Luna then told them that someone blabbed out that she was standing in a mirror pretending to receive her award from The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, and everyone was laughing at her, and Sam, Mazzy, and Sully wanted to help her, but she ran out of the school and came home crying. Lincoln then told Nico that the one who blabbed out Luna's secret was Lola, and if she found out Lincoln told anyone that she would kill him. When Luna found out, she was really mad, and as soon as Lola came home, they went downstairs and confronted her about her little stunt. When she found out Lincoln told Luna and Nora about what she did, she went ballistic, and tried to kill Lincoln in a fit of rage. But, Luna, Lincoln and Nora stopped her with Nora and Luna punching her in the face, and Lincoln tying her up with nylon rope. When Mr. and Mrs. Loud came back, along with the rest of the siblings, Lincoln, Luna and Nora told them of what Lola did and why Luna ran out of school, and when we finished, they were really mad at Lola for what she did, and Lola got grounded for seven weeks with no pageants, no TV, no sweets, and no tea parties.
Mercurymon: Whoa! That is nuts! But Luna definitely has a lot of gifted potential to be inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and that is nothing to be ashamed of and to laugh about. But with Lola being a tattletale like that because of her dark side that is low.
Sprocket: Yeah the whole of Luna's School wanted to tar and feather Luna.
Jayden: Those dark sides of the Louds are nothing but trouble.
Mercurymon: No kidding. Lets do it!
Samurai Rangers: SAMURAIZER! GO GO SAMURAI!
Antonio: SAMURAI MORPHER! GOLD POWER!
They Transformed!
Jayden: "Red Samurai Ranger, ready!"
Kevin: "Blue Samurai Ranger, ready!"
Mia Watanabe: "Pink Samurai Ranger, ready!"
Mike: "Green Samurai Ranger, ready!"
Emily: "Yellow Samurai Ranger, ready!"
Antonio: "Gold Samurai Ranger, ready!"
All: "Rangers together, Samurai forever! Power Rangers Samurai!"
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A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready!
They fired waves of elements, metal, lightning and energy and smashed him down.
Davis: WOOHOO! That was awesome!
Pinkie Pie: SAMURAI RANGERS VICTORY IS OURS!
Troy Burrows, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Pickle & Barley Barrel, Air Skylanders, Wild Force Rangers, Ravager and Cree Lincoln VS Blizzard - Grim getting really sick and then coming out a human fully alive
Blizzard was next.
Blizzard: (to Troy) So, Grim got really sick. But then, he came out as a human fully alive?!
Troy Burrows: Yeah it was crazy! Grim had what's called Encroaching Doom Syndrome and he was sicker than a dozen dogs! He was sneezing out green slime like a water faucet and it was gross!
Rainbow Dash: It was disgusting! We took him to the hospital in the underworld and we were there for 12 hours.
Scootaloo: There was nothing they could do. The doctors there were completely unexperienced.
Pickle Barrel: But the freakiest part was Grim returning fully alive.
Barley Barrel: But to be honest I think Grim looks awesome this way.
Whirlwind: He sure does. Even the ladies all fell for him.
Blizzard: (Laughs) He became quite a babe magnet didn't he?
Cole: Yeah he sure did. J.D. even threatened a jealous man for growling at Grim.
Blizzard: Nice! Never mess with Team Loud Phoenix Storm. Lets do it!
Wild Force Rangers: WILD ACCESS!
They transformed!
Cole: "Blazing Lion! Red Lion Ranger!"
Taylor: "Soaring Eagle! Yellow Eagle Ranger!"
Max: "Surging Shark! Blue Shark Ranger!"
Danny: "Iron Bison! Black Bison Ranger!"
Alyssa: "Noble Tiger! White Tiger Ranger!"
Kendall: "Magnificent Peacock! Aqua Peacock Ranger!"
Merrick: "Howling Wolf! Lunar Wolf Ranger!"
All: "Guardians of the Earth, United we roar! Power Rangers Wild Force!"
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A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready!
Troy Burrows: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! JEWEL BRIGADE!
He turned into the RED KIRAMAGER!
Blizzard: Wow! Is this a new one?
Troy Burrows: It's the Red Kiramager, one of the future Japanese Power Rangers we're going to meet later on.
Blizzard: I see. This one is a pretty one.
Troy Burrows: It sure is.
They fired waves of energy, wind, lightning and rainbows and smashed him down.
Troy Burrows: That's a Super Mega Win.
Rainbow Dash: That was AWESOME!
Gia Moran, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Ninja Storm Rangers, Bad Juju and Wolfgang VS Bonz - Goodbling and the Yo Mama jokes
Bonz was next.
Bonz: (to Gia) I liked how Nico and J.D. said Yo Mama jokes to Goodbling. (laughs) They must've been very funny!
Gia Moran: They were so funny! We were laughing at many of them and they both REALLY let Goodbling have it.
Starlight Glimmer: They were so awesome and we never seen anyone turn that shade of red before.
Cozy Glow: Goodbling was deep blood red with rage. Almost dark purple.
Hex: It was really funny and awesome.
Shane: It sure was awesome.
Bonz: I thought so too. Lets do it!
Ninja Storm Rangers: NINJA/THUNDER/SAMURAI STORM! RANGER FORM! HA!
They transformed!
Shane: "Power of Air! Red Wind Ranger!"
Tori: "Power of Water! Blue Wind Ranger!"
Dustin: "Power of Earth! Yellow Wind Ranger!"
Hunter: "Sky of Wonder! Crimson Thunder Ranger!"
Blake: "Power of Thunder! Navy Thunder Ranger!"
Cam: "Power of the Samurai! Green Samurai Ranger!"
All: "Power Rangers Ninja Storm!"
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A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready!
Gia Moran: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! JEWEL BRIGADE!
She turned into the Yellow Kiramager!
Bonz: One of the new upcoming Japanese Rangers this time.
Gia Moran: Yep and that is gonna be a fun adventure.
They fired waves of lightning, stars, magic, bones and energy and smashed him down.
Gia Moran: That's a Super Mega Win!
Starlight Glimmer: That was amazing!
Emma Goodall, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Luster Dawn, Sunny Starscout, Magic Skylanders, Jungle Fury Rangers, Scratch, Coconuts and Grounder VS Dayu - The Cats Out of the Bag About the Party
Dayu was next.
Dayu: (to Emma) Looks like the cat's out of the bag about the party. I hope you guys aren't that mad.
Emma: Not really mad we're just disappointed. But the good news is that nothing major got destroyed.
Twilight Sparkle: Yeah Buzz threw that party behind our backs. Pinkie Pie we understand because she loves parties and knows when one is going to happen.
Starshine Sparkle: Pinkie Pie is an awesome party planner and she makes awesome parties too.
Luster Dawn: That's true and they are great.
Sunny Starscout: That's Pinkie Pie for you all.
Spyro: Yep and Pinkie Pie is a great party planner and she has amazing talents.
Casey Rhodes: Yeah she sure does.
Grounder: What parties does she do?
CLANG!
Scratch hit him on the head.
Scratch: She does all sorts of parties you dumbbot! I think they are great myself.
Coconuts: Yeah!
Dayu: Pinkie's parties are legendary. Lets do it!
Jungle Fury Rangers: JUNGLE BEAST! SPIRIT UNLEASHED!
They transformed!
Casey Rhodes: "With the Strength of the Tiger! JUNGLE FURY RED RANGER!
Lily Chillman: "With the Speed of The Cheetah! JUNGLE FURY YELLOW RANGER!
Theo Martin: "With the Stealth of The Jaguar! JUNGLE FURY BLUE RANGER!
R.J. "With the courage of the Wolf! Jungle Fury Purple Ranger!"
Dominic: "With the power of the Rhino! Jungle Fury Rhino Ranger!"
Spirit Elephant Ranger: "With the spirit of the Elephant! Jungle Fury Elephant Ranger!"
Spirit Bat Ranger: "With the spirit of the Bat! Jungle Fury Bat Ranger!"
Spirit Shark Ranger: "With the spirit of the Shark! Jungle Fury Shark Ranger!"
Jarrod: "With the spirit of the Mighty Lion! Black Lion Warrior!"
Camille: "With the cunning of the Chameleon! Green Chameleon Warrior!"
All: "We summon the Animal Spirits from within! Power Rangers Jungle Fury!"
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A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready!
Emma Goodall: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! JEWEL BRIGADE!
She turned into the Pink Kiramager!
Dayu: The new Kiramagers. Want to prepare for the upcoming new Japanese Power Rangers Adventure I see.
Emma Goodall: Probably some time in May or June we'll be meeting them. It's after we go to the Live Action Transformer Universe.
Dayu: That's gonna be interesting.
They fired waves of magic and energy and smashed her down.
Emma Goodall: That's a Super Mega Win!
Twilight Sparkle: That was amazing!
Noah Carver, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Wallflower, Fire Skylanders, Kyurangers, Nauthilax and Magmon VS MetalSeadramon - Kru'll living as long as he did
MetalSeadramon was next.
MetalSeadramon: (to Noah) It's fascinating how Kru'll lived as long as he did. Almost like Vandal Savage.
Noah Carver: Vandal Savage lived five times as long as Kru'll did. Kru'll from what I heard got his Immortality from a mysterious meteor that was overflowing with a mysterious energy
and it made him immortal. He witnessed many of histories greatest and most incredible events from over the centuries. Same with Vandal Savage.
Sunset Shimmer: Yeah that is so amazing!
Pipsqueak: (British Accent) He has an incredible amount of experiences throughout all of history.
Wallflower: But I feel sorry for Kru'll because he lived for so long and then lost so many people he knew.
Sunburn: Yeah Immortality is both a blessing and a curse. A blessing because you'll live forever but a curse because everyone you know will die and you won't. An eternity where there is no one but you.
Lucky: Brutal eternity.
MetalSeadramon: Yeah that is sad. Lets do it!
SEIZA CHANGE!
Kyurangers: STAR CHANGE!
They transformed!
Lucky: Super Star! Shishi Red!
Stinger: Poison Star! Sasori Orange!
Garo: Beast Star! Ookami Blue!
Balance: Trick Star! Tenbin Gold!
Champ: Ring Star! Oushi Black!
Naga: Silent Star! Hebitsukai Silver!
Hammie: Shinobi Star! Chameleon Green!
Raptor 283: Speed Star! Washi Pink!
Spada: Food Mei-Star! Kajiki Yellow!
Shou Ronpo: Dragon Ma-Star! Ryu Commander!
Kotara: Big Star! Koguma Skyblue!
Tsurugi: Space Bu-Star! Houou Soldier!
All: THE ULTIMATE SAVIORS! UCHU SENTAI KYURANGERS!
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A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready!
Noah Carver: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! JEWEL BRIGADE!
He turned into the BLUE KIRAMAGER!
Lucky: TIME TO TEST YOUR LUCK!
They fired waves of magic, fire and energy and smashed him down.
Noah Carver: That's a Super Mega Win!
Lucky: We will reclaim the galaxy!
Sunset Shimmer: That was amazing!
Jake Holling, Trixie Lulamoon, Flynn, Cali, Hugo, Persephone, Gulper, Chompy Mage, Wolfgang, Golden Queen, Dr. Krankcase, Dreamcatcher, Chef Pepperjack, Luminous, Nightshade, Kaos, RD Lucy Loud and Notacon VS Etemon - Grim became a babe magnet
Etemon was next.
Etemon: (Like Elvis Presley) Grim has sure become a studly babe magnet hasn't he? Uh huhuhuhuh.
Jake Holling: Yeah he sure has become like that huh?
Trixie Lulamoon: One minute he was dead as a skeleton and the next he contracts that horrible disease and then comes out fully alive.
Flynn: But he is just as handsome and awesome as me.
Cali: Yeah and he is quite the looker.
Hugo: You said it guys.
Persephone: I think he is extremely amazing.
Gulper: Gulper think so too. I hope we get some soda after this.
Chompy Mage: It sure is amazing though wouldn't you agree Chompy Puppet? (Through his puppet) You said it.
Wolfgang: (Australian Accent) All the ladies loved looking at him mate.
Golden Queen: He sure had really amazing looks.
Dr. Krankcase: I think it's amazing myself.
Dreamcatcher: Never in my wildest dreams would I thought that Grim would become like this.
Chef Pepperjack: Ooowee! That was really awesome.
Luminous: He really lights up the day for the ladies!
Nightshade: He sure did my good man and I think it's most amusing.
Etemon: That is really amazing. Uhhuhuhuh. Lets do it and get down!
Jake Holling: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! JEWEL BRIGADE!
He turned into the Green Kiramager!
They fired waves of elements and energy and smashed him down.
Jake Holling: That's a Super Mega Win.
Flynn: THAT WAS AWESOME! BOOM!
Trixie Lulamoon: A grand victory for THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE!
Orion, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Life Skylanders, ToQgers, Merrick and Tyzonn VS Harpymon - Crazy how many Immortal Caveman Villains there are like Kru'll and Vandal Savage
Harpymon was next.
Harpymon: (to Orion) It's crazy how many immortal caveman villains there are. Kru'll and Vandal Savage are two examples.
Orion: I know and that is incredible! We have seen 2 Immortal villains. Clockwerk who lived for 12,000 years because of pure hatred and jealousy over the Cooper Clan's thieving reputation, Kru'll the Eternal because he got exposed to a mysterious energy that made him immortal and he lived for 10,000 years. Vandal Savage from what I heard got his immortality from the same kind of source and he lived for 50,000 years. J.D.'s immortal caveman self got his powers and immortality the same way and he lived for over 75,000 years.
Harpymon: WOW! That is incredible! We have 3 people that got immortality from meteors with mysterious energy. That is amazing.
Fluttershy: It sure is and I think that is so interesting.
Tornado Bolt: How in the world is that possible for meteors that have this kind of energy to give you immortality?
Stealth Elf: That is a huge mystery.
Right Suzuki: It's probably energy from another planet.
Harpymon: It's possible. Morgan Le Fey and her son Mordred are the same way. Lets do it!
ToQgers: TOQ CHANGE!
NOW TRANSFORMING! PLEASE STAND BEHIND THE WHITE LINE!
In a white flash of light they transformed!
TOQ ICH! TOQ NI! TOQ SAN! TOQ YON! TOQ GO! TOQ ROKU! TOQ NANA!
All: THE VICTORIOUS IMAGINATION! RESSHA SENTAI TOQGER!
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A massive rainbow fire explosion went off behind them and they were ready!
Orion: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! JEWEL BRIGADE!
He turned into the Silver Kiramager!
Harpymon: AWESOME! I heard that next year Power Rangers celebrates its 30th Anniversary.
Orion: You heard right. Wow! 3 Decades of Power Rangers and that is gonna be so awesome!
They fired waves of energy, light, leaves, flowers and grass and smashed her down.
Orion: That's a Super Mega Win!
Fluttershy: That was fun.
Laura Wynn the Florauna Gene-Slammer VS Morpho (Pirates of Dark Water)
Morpho was next.
Laura Wynn: How is it possible for that to happen to you?
Morpho: I wasn't always like this. Once I was a man. A normal person just like you. An alchemist named Morpho. I sought to control the most powerful being on Mer for my own ends. But the Darkdweller was too powerful for me to control and he would have destroyed me. But instead he made me his trusted servant, a creature of two worlds. Yours and his.
Laura Wynn: It's crazy. But at least he spared you from death.
Morpho: That's true.
Laura Wynn: Don't you miss being fully human at all?
Morpho: Yes there are times where I miss being a full human. But sadly this is the fate I have chosen because of my own selfish ambitions.
Laura Wynn: That is nuts. I'm sorry this happened to you.
Morpho: I'll be fine.
Laura Wynn: Good.
Laura unsheathed her new longsword called The Sword of The 13 Treasures of Rule.
Laura Wynn: J.D. made this sword for me.
Morpho: That's a nice one. Lets do it!
Laura fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Wendy Lebinomininsky the Vulpimancer Gene-Slammer VS Ruby Knight (Monster Rancher)
Ruby Knight was next.
Wendy Lebinomininsky: (Polish Accent) This will be most fun.
Ruby Knight: Indeed it will young girl. My sword screams for action and my armor for battle.
Wendy Lebinomininsky: You are a fusion of 5 monsters from what I heard. General Durahan is your previous form.
Ruby Knight: That's right! Let me see you do the Dance of Fear.
Wendy unsheathed her sword.
Wendy Lebinomininsky: Bring it on.
Wendy then clashed with Ruby Knight and sparks were flying and she then fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Logan White the Black Tyranno Gene-Slammer VS Kru'll The Eternal.
Kru'll the Eternal was next.
Kru'll: I should one day introduce you to my loyal servants who have become my eternity warriors.
Logan White: They must be immortal like you are.
Kru'll: Yes they are.
Logan White: You must have seen a lot of amazing events from over the course of history.
Kru'll: Yes I have and many of them have been amazing and eventful for an eternal warrior such as myself.
Logan White: Wow! I'll be an honor to face a mighty eternal warrior like you.
Kru'll: I will not disappoint you.
Logan punched him all over and smashed him down.
Laney Sonya Romanov the Infernal Flame Emperor Gene-Slammer VS Lady Flamicorn.
Lady Flamicorn was next.
Lady Flamicorn: 당신은 나에게 장난을 치는 것을 후회할 것이고 그 때문에 당신은 화상을 입을 것입니다! (You are going to regret messing with me and for that you will burn!)
Laney Sonya Romanov: 후회하지 않는 일들이 많고 너와 마주한 것도 그 중 하나가 아니다. 당신의 분노가 엄청나게 위험한 결과를 초래할 것이라는 어려운 방법을 배워야 합니다! (There are many things that I don't regret and facing you is not one of them. You need to learn the hard way that your rage will have tremendously dangerous consequences!)
Laney fired waves of fire and smashed her down.
Fiona Hernandez the Uria, Lord of Searing Flames Gene-Slammer, Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon, RD Lola and Misty Tredwell VS Kimberly Ann Hart the Pink Ranger Slayer
Pink Ranger Slayer was next.
Pink Ranger Slayer: That Elements adventures from what I heard was really scary.
Fiona Hernandez: It sure was. Nico told us all about that and it was so amazing not only learning about the world of Protopsychology but also seeing how the 4 elemental personalities work.
Apple Bloom: You're not kidding! That was really scary and Lady Flamicorn is an incredible example of one of them.
Sweetie Belle: It is amazing that Patience St. Pim turned all of Ooo into an elemental world.
Scootaloo: It sure was amazing.
Diamond Tiara: No kidding. That is so cool!
Silver Spoon: But it was really scary. Worlds of Candy, Slime, Fire and Ice all governing the 4 personalities is freaky.
Misty Tredwell: No kidding. That is amazing.
Pink Ranger Slayer: It sure is. Lets do it!
They fired waves of fire and magic and smashed her down.
Fiona Hernandez: FIRE WINS!
Cutie Mark Crusaders: CUTIE MARK CRUSADER VICTORY! YAY!
Marie Hernandez the Gene-Slammer of Hamon, Lord of Striking Thunder, Frozen Fright, Thunder Terror, Magma Gloom, Toxic Horror, Louie PoisonSea, RD Lincoln and Elena VS Weddinmon
Weddinmon was next.
Weddinmon: Have you ever played any of the Panzer Dragoon Games?
Marie Hernandez: I sure have and those games are so awesome. It's amazing how they go through an amazing story each time in each game. My favorites are Panzer Dragoon, Zwei and Orta.
Frozen Fright: Those games are all amazing and awesome.
Thunder Terror: They sure are cool. Orta especially.
Magma Gloom: Zwei is incredible because of the story behind it.
Toxic Horror: Orta has an amazing story too.
Louie PoisonSea: It sure is adventurous too.
Weddinmon: I'll say. Lets do it!
They fired waves of lightning and elements and smashed her down.
Marie Hernandez: LIGHTNING WINS!
Fearful 5: FEARFUL FIVE WINS!
Nicole Hernandez the Raviel, Lord of Phantasms Gene-Slammer, Star Swirl the Bearded, Rockhoof, Somnambula, Mistmane, Flash Magnus, Mage Meadowbrook, Gusty the Great, Clover the Clever, RD Lucy and Carly Atlas VS Marcel Bonaparte
Marcel was next.
Marcel: The Ninja Acolytes are really something.
Nicole Hernandez: They sure are and it's amazing how they helped the Turtle Brothers take down the Tengu Shredder. But what's really shocking to me is that the Utrom Shredder impersonated him for all this time.
Star Swirl: Yeah that is horrible! The Utrom Shredder was just a fake shredder and the Real Shredder was destroyed ages ago before the team was formed.
Rockhoof: (Scottish Accent) Aye. But the Utrom Shredder killed millions of innocent people on many planets now.
Somnambula: (Egyptian Accent) The Tengu Shredder doesn't even hold a candle to the atrocities that Utrom Shredder did.
Mistmane: I don't think ANY version of the Shredder holds a candle to the Utrom Shredder.
Flash Magnus: Yeah millions of people died because of Ch'Rell the Utrom Shredder.
Mage Meadowbrook: That version was an absolute monster.
Gusty: Yeah he sure was and he got what was coming to him.
Clover the Clever: You're not kidding there.
Carly Atlas: Yeah he sure had it coming.
Marcel: I agree with you all there. Lets do it!
They fired waves of darkness and elements and smashed him down.
Nicole Hernandez: DARKNESS WINS!
Star Swirl: That was so fun!
Lost Galaxy Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Nico, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Lucrecia Crescent, Lana, Lola, Lily and Laney VS Loyax
Loyax was next.
Nico: This is gonna good!
Nico teleported and opened Loyax's safe and in it was a bunch of swords called the Defenders of Camp Lakebottom, they're large swords with the symbol of Camp Lakebottom etched on the 6'5" massive, wide, double-edged man-sized blades, large angel wings for the crossguards, large colored gems for the hilts, longer black handles, and large colored gems with angel wing surrounding them for the pommels. Once in hand, they'll get a massive power and energy increase.
Nico teleported back with the swords.
Lost Galaxy: GO! GALACTIC!
Mike Corbett: MAGNA POWER!
They transformed.
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! LOST GALAXY!
They turned into the Lost Galaxy Rangers too!
Nico: Lets get him! TRANSDAGGERS!
Leo Corbett: STAR FORMATION!
They formed their Transdaggers into a star.
Troy Burrows: QUASAR LAUNCHERS!
Nico: FIRE!
They fired waves of energy and elements and the blasts all hit Loyax and he exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
He was dead.
Nico: Loyax you have failed this city again.
Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.
We regrouped and we were facing Goodbling.
Jake: And now, back to our regularly scheduled beatdown!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! DINO FURY!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Dino Fury Rangers!
We went at Goodbling and smashed and pulverized and blasted him all over the place! And we were saying Yo Mama Jokes are we pulverized him all over!
Nico: YO MAMA SO FUCKING STUPID SHE GOT FIRED FROM THE M&M FACTORY FOR THROWING OUT THE W'S!
POW BLAM SMASH WHAM!
Me: YO MAMA SO FUCKING FAT SHE GOT ARRESTED FOR CARRYING TEN POUNDS OF CRACK! (FARTS)
WHAM POW WHOMP BLAM!
Eli: YO MAMA SO FUCKING UGLY WHEN SHE WENT INTO A HAUNTED HOUSE SHE CAME OUT WITH A JOB APPLICATION!
BLAM BIFF WHOMP SMASH FWOMP!
Varie: YO MAMA SO FUCKING FAT WHEN SHE MADE A PLAYSTATION NETWORK ACCOUNT THE ENTIRE NETWORK CRASHED!
BOOM BLANG THUMP SMASH!
Lori: YO MAMA SO FUCKING STUPID SHE USES OLD SPICE BODY WASH TO COOK!
BIFF SMASH BAM BLANG THOTH CHOMP!
Vince: YO MAMA SO FUCKING UGLY SHE ENTERED AN UGLY CONTEST AND THEY TURNED HER DOWN AND SAID "SORRY NO FUCKING PROFESSIONALS!"
BIFF SMASH BLANG KATOW THWACK WHOMP!
Carol: YO MAMA SO FUCKING UGLY SHW WAS AN EXTRA IN MICHAEL JACKSON'S SONG THRILLER!
BAM THWACK ZOWIE ZONK BLAM!
May: YO MAMA SO FUCKING FAT WHEN NAPPA ASKED HOW MUCH SHE WEIGHS VEGETA YELLED "IT'S OVER 9000!"
WHAM SMASH BONK POW WHOMP!
Cyclonus, Karai, Powerglide and Jonny 2X4 used the Earth and Decepticon Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Cyclonus' lasers, Powerglide's Thermal Beam, and Karai and Jonny's powers 100-fold
Armada Cyclonus and Karai: LASER SWORD BLAST!
Powerglide and Jonny 2x4: ACORN TREE BURST!
Trapster and Rocket Raccoon: ENERGY SUPER BLAST!
Dark Turtles and Hulk: ATOMIC TURTLE BLAST!
Gearhead and Thor: LIGHTNING MISSILE BARRAGE!
Grizzly and Iron Man: IRON BEAR FURY BLAST!
Shade and Black Widow: DARK WIDOW BLAST!
Batroc the Leaper and Captain America: JUSTICE ULTRA BLAST!
Top and Ant Man: SPINNING ANT BOMB STORM!
Abra Kadabra and Hawkeye: MAGIC ARROW BARRAGE!
Ragdoll and War Machine: ENERGY FURY BLAST!
Swordsman and Captain Marvel: LIGHTNING SWORD MEGA BLAST!
Pinkie Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders and Grim: UNDERWORLD LAUGHTER SHOT!
They fired waves of energy and elements!
Grim, Laura Wynn, Billy and Mandy: UNDERWORLD SUPER BLAST!
They fired waves of energy.
Lincoln: ACCESSORY ELEMENT STYLE: RINGS!
Jessica Shannon: ACCESSORY STING STYLE: EYE WEAR!
Julie Makimoto: ACCESSORY EARTH STYLE: SCARVES!
Nanami: ACCESSORY WATER STYLE: TIES!
Colette Brunel: ACCESSORY LIGHT STYLE: HATS!
Ryuko Matoi (TLPS): ACCESSORY DARK STYLE: TIE CLIPS!
Mai Shiranui: ACCESSORY FIRE STYLE: NECKLACE!
Tatsumaki: ACCESSORY WIND STYLE: BRACELETS!
Rosemary (High Guardian Spice): ACCESSORY LIGHTNING STYLE: BELTS!
Sage (High Guardian Spice): ACCESSORY NATURE STYLE: BELTS!
Parsley (High Guardian Spice): ACCESSORY LIGHTNING STYLE: BAGS!
Thyme (High Guardian Spice): ACCESSORY ICE STYLE: WALLETS!
Peni Parker: ACCESSORY WEB STYLE: CUFFLINKS!
Princia Ramode: ACCESSORY FIRE STYLE: GLOVES!
Lucy Liberty: ACCESSORY WATER STYLE: FOOTWEAR!
Hana Uzaki: ACCESSORY WIND STYLE: WATCHES!
They fired waves of elements and they formed into said accessories.
Lincoln and his harem: ACCESSORY FINAL SMASH: ACCESSORY TSUNAMI!
They fired a tsunami of accessories for men at Goodbling and the blasts all hit him and smashed him down.
He was knocked down and the M.O.E. arrested him and tied him up.
Nico: That's how you do a Yo Mama Battle.
Blizzard: Those were the best Yo Mama jokes ever!
Bonz: They sure were.
Me: That was so funny!
Grim: If it's all the same to you, I'd like to go back to my normal appearence.
Dayu: Are you sure, Grim?
Grim: Being human was fun. But now, I realize it has its' challenges.
MetalSeadramon: You're right about that.
Grim: Maybe someday, I'll go back to being human. But for now, it's time to resume my duties.
Harpymon: Well, if you ever want to be human again, you just have to literally think about it.
Grim: Thank you.
I snapped my fingers and he was back to a skeleton and I gave him his cloak and scythe back.
Grim: Ahh thank you J.D.
Me: You're welcome.
?: I will have my revenge on you for locking me up in prison, Swat Kats!
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting around Lincoln, Linka, TLPS Ms. Tarantula's, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the eight large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lucy, Lars, and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lola and Lexx Loud's and Steven Universe's legs, the eight large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the eight emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the eight large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the eight large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam, Lana, and Leif Loud's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Loud and Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Lori, TLPS Mr. Shark, Skippy, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni and Loni Loud's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Luan, TLPS Mr. Snake, and Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Laney and Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa and Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily and Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Varie and Adam Lyon's legs, the eight large white orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming.
Chance Furlong: Oh crud, there's no mistaking that voice from anywhere. You can come out now, Chop Shop.
A figure came out, and it was none other than Chop Shop.
Chance Furlong: Should've known you'd show you, you crazy hyena. You just don't even know when to quit, do you?
Chop Shop: And now, I will have my revenge on all of you!
Chop Shop tried to get out his gun, but Lian Shi got out her Guardian's Crossbow, and fired arrows at Chop Shop, and they hit him in the arm.
Lian Shi: I will not allow you to exact your revenge on The Swat Kats any longer, Chop Shop.
Suddenly, Lian Shi's brown eyes turned neon brown, and was surrounded by a crimson red energy aura with ocean waves, rain, and tigers, she got out her Guardian's Crossbow crossbow, and as she approached Chop Shop, she left crimson red energy, ocean waves, rain, and tigers with every step.
Lian Shi: I will never forgive you for the crimes that you've committed against Megakat City, along with the harm you've done to the innocent civilians of Megakat City, Chop Shop, and now, I will slay you here and now, and I will put an end to you for good.
Suddenly, Lian Shi was surrounded by a massive vortex of crimson red energy with ocean waves surrounding it and it was also raining, there was a tiger running around the vortex, and inside the vortex is a red phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Lian Shi emerged, but she was changed forever.
Lian Shi grew to 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess and she has red highlights in the bangs of her long black hair tied up in an upward ponytail and she has a flower in her hair, she has neon brown eyes and a crimson red energy aura with ocean waves and tigers surrounding her, she has a tiger holding the Water Kanji in its paws emblazoned on her forehead, she has on tiger earrings with crimson red gems for eyes and holding the Water Kanji in its paws, and she also has a tiger with crimson red gems for the eyes and the Water Kanji in its paws for the second pendant of her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with red gems on the gold lightning bolts and crimson red crystals from her Crystal Necklace of The Buddha which merged with her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love. Lian Shi has on a red and white sleeveless blouse with a gold phoenix on it, crimson red skirt with the Wu Tiger on it, red pants, and black ankle-length high heels, and she has on crimson red weighted bands with silver phoenixes on her biceps and thighs, and she has on a long crimson red sleeveless silk coat with raindrops and a tiger on it, and on the back is a tiger surrounded by rain drops. Lian Shi felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive crimson red angel wings with red tips on the large crimson red feathers, had sprouted out of her back.
Suddenly, Lian Shi's Guardian Crossbow were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of water and crimson red energy, and when they emerged, it was transformed into Longmu's Guardian Crossbow of Maelstrom Justice, it's a new crimson red-colored crossbow with red angel wings for the crossbow's bow, a tiger painted on the crossbow's body, long handle, and silver trigger. Lian Shi has on her new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with crimson red gems on her wrists, gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold tiger head with a large crimson red gem in its open mouth for the belt buckle, large crimson red Spellbook of The Gods and The Universe on her left hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her right hip. There are gold Chinese characters right below the tiger that said, "Lian Shi, Trusted Guardian of The Sun Family, Dear Friend of Sun Shang Xiang, Sun Ce, and Sun Quan, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Emissary of Longmu, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Master of The Crossbow, Powerful Student of Powerful Teachers, and Master of Rain, Water, and Tigers."
リアン・シー、サン・ファミリーの信頼できる守護者、サン・シャン・シャンの親愛なる友人、サン・セ、サン・クアン、リンカーン・ラウドの愛する未来の妻、ロンムーの使者、悪の殺し屋、狂った、殺人、冷酷、そしてサディスティックな野郎、マスタークロスボウ、強力な教師の強力な学生、そして雨、水、そして虎のマスターの
Lian Shi has transformed into SUPER ANGEL INFINITY DIVINE RAINSTORM TIGER ANGEL OF OCEANIC JUSTICE AND DIVINE LOVE!
We were amazed by Lian Shi's Super Angel Infinity transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face and hearts in his eyes. But, when Chop Shop saw it, he fell into a rage and tried to shoot again, but Lian Shi fired a powerful blast of red energy with waves and tigers, and it hit and drenched him.
Lincoln: Wow, Lian Shi, you look beautiful, how do you feel?
Lian Shi: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Rainstorm Tiger and Divine Love) I feel incredible, Lincoln. Now, shall we put an end to Chop Shop for good?
Lincoln: (Smiles) With pleasure.
Lincoln unholstered his improved massive Sword of Universal Hope and Elemental Bravery from his wider and muscular back and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, and he joined Lian Shi.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Voice of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope) Time to die, Chop Shop, your days of causing havoc in Megakat City are over.
Lian Shi and Lincoln went at Chop Shop, and they fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, crimson red energy, elemental forces, rain, water, arrows, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Tigers, and Buffalo, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit Chop Shop. Then, they attacked the insane cat with their weapons, by riddling him with arrows and leaving nasty scars from Lincoln's massive sword.
Lian Shi: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Rainstorm Tiger and Divine Love) Let's put an end to Chop Shop for good, Lincoln.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Voice of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope) Let's use a combo on that crazy feline, Lian Shi.
Lian Shi and Lincoln: ELEMENTAL RAINSTORM OF JUDGEMENT!
Lian Shi and Lincoln fired a powerful rainstorm of arrows from her new crossbow and rainbow energy blades from Lincoln's massive sword, along with rain showers and elemental forces, and as they hit Chop Shop, he was riddled by arrows, slashed by the rainbow energy blades, and as the elemental forces hit him, they exploded with incredible power, and the resulting explosion killed Chop Shop, and his spirit was Super Hakaied forever. We cheered wildly for what Lincoln and Lian Shi did, as they holster their weapons and power down, and Lian Shi's new body, clothes, weapons, angel wings, and jewelry are permanent.
Lian Shi: That's another enemy of Megakat City put down for good. Thank you for helping me with taking Chop Shop down, Lincoln.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Lian Shi.
Suddenly, Lian Shi wrapped her arms around Lincoln's waist, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around Lian Shi's waist, and brought her into an embrace, which took her by surprise and that brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to her face, they kissed passionately as she wraps her left arm around his wider and muscular back, and her left hand was on his massive and wide right pec, and right behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, and Angel flying in the air, and we also saw a herd of Buffalo and a pack of tigers running across the field and the display of the elemental forces behind them, and we cheered for them.
Nico: That's another enemy of The Swat Kats and Megakat City put down for good.
Chance Furlong: That crazy hairball didn't stand a chance against Lian Shi and Lincoln, those two dealt him some very serious damage.
Commander Feral: Lian Shi and Lincoln definitely showed Chop Shop what happens when he dares to mess with the tigers of Wu.
Me: That's right, mess with the tiger, and you're getting the tiger's fangs at your throat.
Nico: And you'll get torn to shreds.
Grim: (To the viewers) This was a crazy adventure and I hoped you all loved it and it was awesome.
Nico: It sure was. Sorry you got sick Grim.
Grim: It's all right.
Nico: Good. But great job everyone. Lets head home.
We went back home and enjoyed the rest of the day. Buzz was condemned to cleaning the toilets in the bathroom for the next two weeks and it was a punishment he gladly accepted. We later went to sleep.
THE END
Another awesome fanfiction done.
This was based on the funny episode of The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy called Night of The Living Grim and that was a funny episode. This showed that Mandy despite being a dark and depressing and devil girl has a heart and cares for Grim. Also poor Grim got sick. YUCK! That was so disgusting how he was sneezing up all that slime and we were shocked to see that the Grim Reaper actually CAN get sick and it was crazy! The episode aired on June 20th, 2003 and it was really awesome and funny. The first two parts of the chapter were all for the awesome Sega Saturn and Xbox games Panzer Dragoon II Zwei which was the sequel to the Panzer Dragoon Game and that is one of my favorites and Panzer Dragoon Orta and that was an amazing game for Xbox. Those games came out in 1995 and 2002 and they were awesome! NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Etstheclarencefan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys. Nico's next rescue is gonna be in the Johnny Test episode How to Become a John-i Knight and it's gonna be a battle between meat and vegetables as Nico, Johnny Test and Poromon & Poliwag are going to become Rib-Eye Knights with mastery over the forces of meat and get awesome Lightsticks and also they are going to get Dark Vegan to join the M.O.E. and also meet a Gourmand Gene-Slammer named Melanie Flores and she is another one of Nico's Newspaper Club friends. The rescue for Lincoln is gonna be in the awesome and really funny Ed Edd N Eddy episode The Good The Bad And The Ed and Lincoln is gonna REALLY show how tough he is when he challenges Rolf for the Hairy Chest of Resilience Badge and also they are going to meet a Water Dragon Gene-Slammer named Laniya Momoshiki who was born in Japan but raised in America. She is also going to reveal how during one of Luan's April Fool's Day prank wars how Lincoln and Luan REALLY PULVERIZED EACH OTHER INTO PULP AND IT WAS EXCRUCIATINGLY BRUTAL! I based that off of the fanfic by Immortal Starscream called The Loud House Chronicles and it was the chapter called Double The Fool and boy that was brutal! The next chapter is gonna be for an awesome underwater battle as we enter a world that's a parody of The Little Mermaid in the Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy Episode called Hey, Water You Doing? and that is gonna be awesome as we take on Uvula the Sea Hag with the help of Hariel the Littlest Mermaid. Funny.
See you all tomorrow
