HOLD ON TO YOUR SIDES!


Flying over the mountains was me, Nico and Ash & Pikachu. We got word of a massive and powerful energy signal coming from the mountains and it was not good whatever it was.

Nico: Ash, I want to thank you and Pikachu for coming with me.

Ash: It was no problem Nico. It's gonna be awesome going on one of your rescues.

Pikachu: Pikachu.

Me: This is gonna be interesting to see and I wonder what this energy signal is.

Nico: I don't know but I have a really bad feeling about this.

Me: I do too.

Ash: But we'll all face it.

Nico: I can't believe Poliwag, Poromon, Horsea, and Manaphy drank ipecac the other day.

Me: I know and I don't know what the hell those cuties were even thinking drinking that stuff. People get seriously hurt from it.

Nico: No kidding. Peter, Chris, Stewie and Brian drank it in a contest and it hurt them really bad too.

Me: Yeah it sure did.

Ash: But at least we put that stuff in a safe place where they will never get to it.

Me: Thank goodness.

Nico: Even still, Ash, Poromon and Poliwag are still my best friends. Like with you and Pikachu.

Ash: That's true.

Me: Yep. (Senses something) We're close. It's right up ahead at that waterfall!

We looked and we saw that the energy signal was coming from a figure and it was FRIEZA'S BROTHER COOLER!


Cooler is the older brother of Frieza, the first son of King Cold, and the titular main antagonist of the 1991 film Dragon Ball Z: Cooler's Revenge, with an emulation of him acting as the antagonist of the 1992 sequel Dragon Ball Z: The Return of Cooler. Like Garlic Jr., he too is an anime-only character that never existed in the manga.

He was voiced by Ryūsei Nakao in Japanese and Andrew Chandler in English.

Cooler appears in the fifth Dragon Ball Z movie: Cooler's Revenge. The movie opens with Frieza destroying Planet Vegeta. In his ship, Cooler notices a space pod coming from the planet, a space pod containing the Saiyan baby Kakarot. Cooler tells his men to let it go, as he believed that it was Frieza's fault that someone escaped. Years later, Cooler learns that his brother was killed by a Saiyan and with his armored squadron travels to Earth to exact revenge for shaming their family name.

Once there he finds Kakarot, now Son Goku, and tries to blast Gohan, Goku's son but Goku gets in the way of the blast and fires at the pursuing Cooler before he and Gohan are washed away by the river. Cooler's men congratulate him on his victory but he states that Goku is still alive since he was able to fight back after taking a blast to the back. Instead of destroying the planet to vaporize his foe, Cooler declares he won't be satisfied unless Goku is brought before him so he could finish him off to punish him. He has his men search the planet for Goku.

Krillin finds and takes Goku away while Gohan goes to get a Senzu bean to heal his father. After getting the bean, Cooler's forces catch up to him, but Piccolo comes in to save him easily killing two of the members until Cooler seriously wounds him and has Salza pursue Gohan.

Eventually, Gohan gets to Goku and gives him the bean but Salza destroys the rest and wounds Gohan and Krillin. As he goes to finish Goku, the latter has recovered and confronts a surprised Salza threatening him if he doesn't leave Earth. However, Cooler arrives and reveals that he had beaten Piccolo as Goku calls out to his friend while believing Cooler is Frieza. Goku then learns from Salza that Cooler is really Frieza's brother, as he understands why they are like in cruelty. After Cooler blasts away the wounded Piccolo, Goku powers up knocking aside Salza as he begins to fight Cooler in rage. Cooler is amused and they fight for a while as Cooler understands how Goku gave Frieza trouble and reveals that he has one more form than Frieza, and transforms into a monstrous version of himself with an extreme power.

After transforming, Cooler fights Goku effortlessly and has no problem fighting Goku in his Kaio-ken form either before beating him to the ground and slamming him into a wall. Cooler begins destroying things all over and in the process, wounds a bird. This makes Goku think about what will happen to the people he loves if Cooler wins, and he transforms into a Super Saiyan. After Goku transforms, he admonishes Cooler's unnecessary killings, telling him not to take his sadness out on others.

Cooler tells Goku he is doing what he wants and states his belief of the strong surviving and the weak dying as Goku declares they'll play by Cooler's method in fighting. Goku attacks Cooler who sees that he cannot keep up with the Saiyan, he laughs in amusement at finally understanding why his brother was killed so he summons up a ball of energy, to destroy the planet which would kill Goku. However to his shock, Goku uses a Kamehameha wave and pushes the blast back at Cooler sending him to space, straight into the sun.

As he dies, Cooler wonders why Goku wasn't destroyed with the rest of his people before he realizes that Goku was that same Saiyan baby in the space pod that he allowed to escape Planet Vegeta 20 years ago, and that by mocking his brother, he was the real fool as he allowed the space pod go allowing the same Saiyan to grow up and defeat him.

Dragon Ball Z: The Return of Cooler

An emulation of Cooler appears Dragon Ball Z movie: Return of Cooler as the main antagonist. Goku is told to go to the planet New Namek by Dende, who senses that something is wrong there. Goku is confronted by a metallic Cooler on New Namek. Meta-Cooler reveals that he plans to use the Namekians as a bio-fuel for the sentient planet-sized machine, the Big Gete Star, as the original Cooler's remains have combined with it.

After fighting him a little while, Goku discovers that Meta-Cooler will just regenerate after he is attacked. Goku, even after turning Super Saiyan, has trouble fending off Meta-Cooler. Then, as Meta-Cooler was choking Goku, Vegeta arrives and begins to help Goku fight Meta-Cooler. Vegeta goes Super Saiyan and together they are able to defeat Meta-Cooler.

Goku and Vegeta are quickly outmatched when thousands of Meta-Coolers attack, and brought to the core of the metallic planet, where the star leeches their energy. Goku wakes up, and concentrates a ball of energy. Meta-Cooler creates a giant body of metal, but Goku throws the energy at him, Meta-Cooler is hit by the blast, which causes the star to explode, finally ending what remains of Cooler.


Ash: What the!?

Nico: Is that Frieza?

Me: No that's his older brother, Cooler. Master Goku told me all about him and he is really bad news. But he does have a small sense of honor as he let Goku live when Frieza destroyed Planet Vegeta.

Nico: He'll make a great and worthy addition to the M.O.E. then.

Me: I hope he doesn't turn out to be like his brother.

Nico: Lets find out.

We flew at him and then…

POW!

Nico smashed him in his face and smashed him into a rock and Cooler got up and saw us.

Cooler: Well well so you are the Saiyan that destroyed my brother.

Nico: That's right. Nicolas Chan, Leader of Team Loud Phoenix Storm and former Second in Command of the team. Pleasure to finally meet you in person Cooler.

Cooler.: Indeed. So you killed Frieza.

Nico: That's right. For destroying the entirety of my home planet. He also killed my entire race.

Me: But you picked the wrong people to mess with.

Ash: That's right.

Nico: BTW, before we beat the crap out of each other, did you seen anyone else besides us today?

Cooler: As a matter of fact yes I did. It looked like a Dermochea but she was no threat so I let her live.

Nico: I see. So that's good she left you alone. Your brother put up one helluva fight when we faced each other on planet Namek. But you should know that he was a completely ruthless monster.

Cooler: So I see. In fact I'm impressed you were able to defeat my brother so easily. Frieza, yes. I can see how he would have trouble with you. My brother was a pest. I would have killed him myself sooner or later. He was always trying to beat me. Trying to prove that he was the best and he definitely had the edge.

Me: Like certain people that we know.

Cooler: Indeed. But then it happened: I transformed. As you know I'm in the 3rd transformed state but I found a 4th beyond it.

Me: A 4th form!?

Nico: Oh man!

Ash: This is gonna be big!

Cooler: You all should be privileged. You will be the first 3 to ever witness this form. First you will see and then you will die!

Then his power flared up intensely with incredible fury and his energy levels were skyrocketing fast! His shoulders grew and he got more muscular and his head grew spikes on it like a crown and then his eyes glowed red and his arms grew blades.

Me: UNBELIEVABLE!

Nico: WHOA! What power!

Ash: Incredible!

Me: His power is unreal! I would say he''s at 470,000,000 in this state!

Nico: That is intense!

Cooler: Yes.

Nico: Very impressive. Frieza didn't show us this form when I fought him.

Me: No he didn't.

Cooler: Time to die! He had a mouth armor plate appear over his mouth..

Nico: You wanna kill us? Well, you're gonna have to catch us first!

Me: SOLAR FLARE!

I unleashed a massively blinding flash of intensely bright white light as bright as the sun and we flew away. Then he was catching up to us and then I teleported and kicked him in the face.

Nico: Time to let loose our power.

Nico went Super Saiyan 3 and I went Super Angel Infinity Friendship God!

Nico: You picked the wrong people to fight!

Nico fired a blast of energy and it hit Cooler in his chest and exploded!

MASSIVE EXPLOSION!

Cooler emerged from the smoke and then suddenly a massive blast of powerful blue lightning appeared out of nowhere and hit him in the back and electrocuted him and boy did it hurt.

We saw the ground and there was the Dermochea.

Dermochea: (In a girls voice) (Estonian Accent) TAKE THAT YOU FIEND!

Nico: I had a feeling it was Natalia Denchikov.

Nico teleported and smashed his knee into Cooler and knocked the wind out of him.

Nico: Honestly, you're not doing too bad. I was expecting ice powers since your name is Cooler. But-

Cooler: I don't know if you've been in a fight before, but there's usually not this much talking.

Nico: You might be right. But there IS talking in battles.

Me: That's right. You should know that we are far more powerful than you think and we get stronger and stronger with each passing Battle and it's always fun.

Ash: Yeah it is!

Nico: But you need a much better line of work instead of trying to avenge your brother. Like this! KAAAAAAAA MEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAA MEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Nico fired a powerful rainbow Kamehameha Wave and it hit Cooler and obliterated him into nothing in an instant!

Me: Take that!

Cooler's spirit then appeared.

Nico: You did spare Goku and for that I'm grateful unlike your brother. So you will be in a much better profession. ALDRUON ENLENTHRANEL VOSOLUN LIRIS NOR!

Cooler was imprisoned into the Book of Vile Darkness.

Me: That did it.

We landed and went over to the Dermochea and she reverted back and we saw that she was a blue hair girl in blue clothes and had amazing blue eyes.

Nico: Natalia it's awesome to see you again.

Natalia Denchikov: It's awesome to see you too Nico. And J.D. it's an honor to meet you.

Ash: What's your favorite memory of Nico?

Natalia Denchikov: I have a lot of them but we went to geography history classes and our projects were on maps of Estonia and the history of Peter the Great.

Nico: Those were awesome and we made perfectly accurate maps and made a diorama of the Battle of Poltova for Peter the Great from 1709. That was a really awesome battle.

Me: That was one of my favorite battles to learn from in Russia's history.

Natalia Denchikov: That was a good battle back then but also J.D. are you the one that busted Leena Klammer?

Me: Yes that's right. How did you know about that?

Natalia Denchikov: Because before I got gene-slammed into a Dermochea, I was in pursuit of her.

She held up an INTERPOL Agent Badge.

Me: You're an Interpol Agent?

Nico: That is awesome.

Natalia Denchikov: When we got word that Leena escaped from the Saarne Institute she rose quickly to the top of INTERPOL's most wanted fugitives list. But you did us a really big favor and captured her and sent her to prison for good.

Me: The first time was back 4 years ago. She is now in the Saturn Insane Asylum's Arkham Section.

Nico: Thank goodness she will be there for good.

Nico and Natalia hugged.

Nico: I really missed you.

Natalia Denchikov: Me too Nico. Me too.

Ash: This is amazing. Now we have 2 Gene-Slammers that are Predator Aliens.

Me: We sure do.

Pikachu: Pika.

We later went back home.


After Nico's rescue, Lincoln, Nico, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lincoln's harem, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, Sima Shi, Sima Zhao, Sun Jian, Guo Jia, Zhang Bao, Guan Xing, Cao Cao, Liu Bei, Sun Quan, Sima Yi, Jiang Wei, Yukimura Sanada (Samurai Warriors), Keiji Maeda (Samurai Warriors), Kanetsugu Naoe (Samurai Warriors), Hanzo Hattori (Samurai Warriors), Musashi Miyamoto (Samurai Warriors), and Davis Motomiya are heading to Canterlot High School, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the fifteen girls there, but we got word that Abacus Cinch is back from the dead, but we're going to show her how wrong she was in hurting Twilight the way she did, and if possible, recruit her into The Masters of Evil.

And for this one, Lincoln invited all of The Masters of Evil for this one, as soon as he told them that Abacus Cinch has returned from the dead.

Lincoln: Ah, we're here in Canterlot High School, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I rescue the fifteen girls there, but we got word that Abacus Cinch is back from the dead, but we're going to show her how wrong she was in hurting Twilight the way she did, and if possible, recruit her into The Masters of Evil.

Nico: That's right, big guy. I can't believe that Abacus Cinch has come back again.

Me: Remember when The Evil Dazzlings came back during one of Lincoln's rescues? Looks like we're going to be dealing with those monsters yet again.

Lincoln: Luckily, last year, I sent the message to Princess Celestia to be on the lookout for Equestria's most dangerous enemies, who've returned from the dead, and want revenge on us.

Stella Nox Fleuret: That was really a smart idea, Lincoln.

Lincoln: Thanks, Stella, and I want to thank you, Davis, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, and The Masters of Evil for joining us on this rescue.

Davis: You're welcome, Lincoln. This is going to be one epic rescue.

TLPS Mr. Wolf: And we got word that the Gene Slammer for The Megarock Dragon is here, so that means, Lincoln was right about that yesterday.

Nico: He sure was, TLPS Mr. Wolf.

Suddenly, we saw an army of Batlings appear, but they were under the control of Abacus Cinch, but before they could attack, they were eventually cut down. Then, when we saw the figure, we were in for a shock, it was Ravus Nox Fleuret.

Lincoln: Ravus Nox Fleuret? But, how on...?

Ravus Nox Fleuret: I know you have questions for me, Lincoln, along with all of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, but we'll have to talk later.

?: HELP!

Suddenly, Lincoln heard the sound of sixteen girls calling for help. With his deep sapphire blue cyborg eyes and superhuman sight, along with sensing energy signals, he saw and heard exactly where the call for help was coming from. He saw the sixteen girls, but they've been cornered by Abacus Cinch, and she's going to kill them.

Lincoln: You're right, Ravus, we'll talk later. I've found the sixteen girls, but they've been cornered by Abacus Cinch, and she's going to kill them.

?: (British Accent) That heartless so-called headmaster, let's get her!

Suddenly, we saw the Megarock Dragon appear before us.

Lincoln: That voice, I knew it was you, Chloe Nottingham, but like with Ravus, we'll talk later. Right now, let's put a stop to Abacus Cinch.

We rushed on over, and Lincoln fired a powerful barrage of rainbow energy balls and elemental forces, which hits Abacus Cinch, and it allowed the sixteen girls to get away. When Abacus Cinch saw us, she was enraged.

Abacus Cinch: Team Loud Phoenix Storm and The Masters of Evil?! But, how, those Batlings should've killed all of you. No matter, I will kill all of you for ruining everything!

Lincoln: No, Abacus Cinch, we're going to show you how wrong you were in hurting Twilight the way you did.

Ravus Nox Fleuret: But, not before we give you a proper beating for all the trouble you caused.

Lincoln unholstered his improved massive Sword of Universal Hope and Elemental Bravery from his wider and muscular back and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and unholster their massive swords, Sima Shi, Sima Zhao, Sun Jian, Guo Jia, Zhang Bao, Guan Xing, Cao Cao, Liu Bei, Sima Yi, Sun Quan, and Jiang Wei got out their weapons, Lincoln's sisters transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and unholster their massive swords from their backs, Lincoln's sisters transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and unholster their massive swords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholster their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Dark Compassion and Demonic Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demon Fang of The Demon Hound sword from his wider and more muscular back, Davis, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, and Ravus Nox Fleuret got out their swords, and Me, Nico, Eli, and Nicole also unholstered our massive swords and transformed, and we went at Abacus Cinch, and fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time Energy, Gravity, and Magic, steel orbs, stars, rainbow flames, rainbow crystals, orange flames, blue flames, ice, and green flames at her, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her.

Then, Twilight Sparkle, who's in her Super Angel-Alicorn Infinity form, attacked Abacus Cinch, and then, she knocked her down. We cheered wildly as we holster our weapons and power down.

Abacus Cinch: No! No, impossible! How could I lose yet again to any of you?!

Lincoln: Enough, Abacus Cinch. Do you really think that exploiting and manipulating your students and hurting one of my future wives would help in making sure your legacy endures? No, what you did in creating Midnight Sparkle caused your downfall and The Shadowbolts turned against you as soon as your actions were exposed.

Twilight Sparkle also joined with Lincoln.

Twilight Sparkle: Lincoln's right, what you did to me and The Shadowbolts was cruel and manipulative of you.

The words reached Abacus Cinch, and she saw that what she did was wrong.

Abacus Cinch: As the headmistress of Crystal Prep, I should've followed the rules and regulations that were put into place when the school was built and opened long ago. But, instead, I exploited, abused, and manipulated my own students, and all for my own selfish ambitions. As such, my actions can't be forgiven, I deserved to get sent to The Warp last year, so go ahead, and send me to The Black Gates.

Lincoln: No, Abacus Cinch, you've already been punished enough when we killed you and banished you, along with the Armageddon 23 to The Warp last year when the War for Equestria had broken out, and if possible, you'll be recruited into The Masters of Evil.

Vypra: But, you'll be under strict watch under me, Abacus Cinch.

Abacus Cinch accepted the offer, and our rescue was a success.

Lincoln: And another rescue is a success. (To Chloe Nottingham) And it's so good to see you again, Chloe Nottingham.

Chloe Nottingham: (British Accent) You too, Lincoln. It's been a long time.

They went up to each other, and they hugged, and Chloe Nottingham was also very surprised at how much stronger and at how much taller and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him.

Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you when you were eleven, and I've grown a lot since then.

Chloe Nottingham: (British Accent) Yeah, you've really grown a lot from the eleven-year-old cute little boy into a 17-year-old 7'0" tall and very handsome teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs.

Nico: Wow, Lincoln, you know her?

Lincoln: Yeah, I do, Nico. This is Chloe Nottingham, she came to Royal Woods from England, she's also one of my friends from History Class, and she knows all about England's amazing history.

Nico: Awesome.

Stella Nox Fleuret: Alright. And Ravus, you also owe us an explanation.

Noctis Lucis Caelum: Yeah, when we faced off against you and your compatriots, Lincoln absorbed you and your allies.

Ravus Nox Fleuret: Actually, Your Majesty, I have an explanation for that one: you see, the Ravus that was with Verstael, Caligo, Aranea, Loqi, and Glauca the day Lincoln, his family, and The Louds' Scottish Ancestors came to Eos was actually my Dark Side.

Lincoln suddenly remembered that the Ravus that was there had red eyes.

Lincoln: Hey, yeah, I remembered seeing that the Ravus that was with your former allies had red eyes, but the question is how did you get separated from your Dark Side?

Sherlock Hound: (British Accent) Allow me to answer that for you, Lincoln, it was on the day that I'd used that spell and disabled the Magitek weapons of the Imperial Army, but the spell also disabled the custom Magitek prosthetic arm on Ravus. That night, after our race on Tattooine, I went to Eos, and I met with Ravus, and after I explained everything, Ravus Nox Fleuret decided to sever his ties to Niflheim for good, and I separated his dark side from him, and had him placed back at their base, but I also put a curse on him: as soon as Sparda took over, Dark Ravus would be unable to fight back.

We were stunned.

Lincoln: Whoa, that was one crazy plan. But, you also knew that you couldn't keep it a secret for much longer, since J.D. and Nico would find out about that.

Sherlock Hound: (British Accent) Precisely.

Lori Loud: I got to admit, it was literally a crazy plan you formed, but next time, don't keep secrets from us, okay?

Sherlock Hound: (British Accent) I promise.

Stella Nox Fleuret: But, I'm glad that you're back, Ravus.

Ravus Nox Fleuret: Same here, Stella. Now, then, you should get your friend back to normal, Lincoln, and I'll keep my eyes closed, and the same goes for the rest of the boys.

Lincoln: Right. Hold still, Chloe, this is going to hurt.

Me, Nico, Eli, and the rest of the boys had covered our eyes as Lincoln snapped his fingers, and Chloe was reverting back to normal. Chloe Nottingham is a beautiful 17-year-old with long dark brown hair going to the upper part of her back, crimson red eyes, fair skin, she's 6'0" in height, she had the body of a goddess, and she also now has massive brown angel wings, as she reigned in the power of the Megarock Dragon.

Lincoln: How do you feel, Chloe?

Chloe Nottingham: (British Accent) Good. (Realizes she's in her birthday suit) But, I'm also in my birthday suit.

Lincoln gave Chloe Nottingham a new wardrobe, a sleeveless crimson red jersey with the number 23 and a brown phoenix on it, black sports shorts with the Megarock Dragon on it, black leather ankle-high combat boots, and a long crimson red sleeveless trenchcoat with dragons and rocks on the coattails and The Megarock Dragon on the back, and on her back is a large Megarock Dragon-themed sword with a 6'5" massive, wide, double-edged, man-sized crimson red blade with The Megarock Dragon etched on it, large brown dragon heads with red gems for the crossguard, large red gem for the hilt, longer black handle, and four large brown dragon heads with red gems for the eyes and four large red gems in its mouths for the pommel.

Chloe Nottingham: (British Accent) Wow, I love the new outfit and large sword you made for me, Lincoln.

Suddenly, a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Chloe Nottingham's neck with crimson red gems on the gold lightning bolts and brown crystals links from her new Crystal Necklace of the Buddha.

Chloe Nottingham: (British Accent)(Surprised) Whoa, is this...?

Lincoln: Yep, that's a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and you're one of my many future wives, Chloe.

Chloe Nottingham had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes, as Lincoln wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist and he leaned down and he kissed her on the lips, and she returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the sixteen girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them. The sixteen girls are Hydra Bell from Blood Lad, Yamana Mira, Lieselotte Sherlock, Kurata Yui, Kazama Levi, Kannazuki Arin, Fudou Akio, Asami Lilith, Ilia, Kasuga Hijiri, Lugh, Master Liber, Selina Sherlock, and Sora from Trinity Seven.

Lincoln: Oh wow, its Hydra Bell, Yamana Mira, Lieselotte Sherlock, Kurata Yui, Kazama Levi, Kannazuki Arin, Fudou Akio, Asami Lilith, Ilia, Kasuga Hijiri, Lugh, Master Liber, Selina Sherlock, and Sora.

Helena McTroy: From Blood Lad and Trinity Seven, awesome.

Lincoln: Are you girls okay?

Hydra Bell: Yeah, we're okay, thanks to you.

Then, when Hydra Bell and the other fifteen girls saw who it was that saved them from Abacus Cinch, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old 7'0" tall, handsome, bare-chested hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead, golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive and wide right pec and it was surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his wider and more muscular back, and right on top was the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, and Buffalo, and below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Lightning Storms, The Weather, and The Thirteen Elemental Forces, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, and Golden-Hearted Lover, Father of Many Kids, Son, and Future Husband, Descendant of The 17th Century Duke Lincoln of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, God of Truth and Justice, and Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it and a kanji that read "Spiciest Man of The Loud House" on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and a Mark of Manhood tattoo of a bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm.

He had his massive Sword of Universal Hope and Elemental Bravery holstered on his wider and muscular back, his orange Crystal Saber holstered on his left hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted orange bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, his large gold Cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive and indestructible deep sapphire blue angel wings and the stars and blue nebulae reflecting on them with rainbow tips on the large deep sapphire blue feathers, and he was dressed in an orange version of He Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, and Buffalo on them and with hanging mini silver lightning bolts held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with large orange gem for the belt buckle on his waist, a pair of large blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs with the orange kanjis "Savior of The Loud House, Powerful Student of Many Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of The Crusaders of The Thunderbird, and The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms" on the left legs, and large white leather combat boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on it, a large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts with a large deep sapphire blue gem in the shape of a Thunderbird on top of a silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on his neck and across his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, a large Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring on his left ring finger, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger, he had eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs, and circling around his feet on the floor are eight golden crosses with angelic runes.

Hydra Bell: Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.

Then, Lincoln made fifteen clones of himself, and he and the fifteen girls went up to the girls, and picked them up and hugged them in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and kissed them on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrap their arms around the necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.

Hydra Bell: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.

Suddenly, sixteen Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared around the necks of Hydra Bell, Yamana Mira, Lieselotte Sherlock, Kurata Yui, Kazama Levi, Kannazuki Arin, Fudou Akio, Asami Lilith, Ilia, Kasuga Hijiri, Lugh, Master Liber, Selina Sherlock, and Sora with colored gems and crystals on the gold lightning bolts. We returned to the Estate, we told everyone what happened, and they were shocked when they found out the villain we went after was Abacus Cinch, who's returned from the dead, and they also found out that Ravus Nox Fleuret is now with us, and that the one that Lincoln had absorbed was his Dark Side.

But, when Lincoln showed what we did to Abacus Cinch and he and Twilight Sparkle showed her how wrong she was in hurting Twilight the way she did, they all cheered wildly for Lincoln and the rest of us, and they hugged us, and the girls in Lincoln's harem then went up to Lincoln, and they kissed him all over. Lincoln and Chloe Nottingham have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town, and Ravus Nox Fleuret is now a member of The Redemption Squad.


After stopping Abacus Cinch, we were training intensely in the gym, this time, doing 150,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 9,500-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and when Chloe Nottingham saw Lincoln working out like crazy, they had atomic red blushes on their faces.

Chloe Nottingham: (British Accent) Whoa, Lincoln's really grown to be a 17-year-old 7'0" tall, really big, and really strong young man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful muscles hard at work, and to work out with those 9,500-lb barbells and not even get tired, incredible.

Lincoln: And I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Chloe, and now, I can also fight and defend myself.

Chloe Montgomery: (British Accent) That's incredible.

Nico: It sure is, Chloe. So, what memories did you have with Lincoln.

Chloe Montgomery: (British Accent) There's one memory I had with Lincoln, and it's one involving me in stopping Lola from doing one of the worst things ever. One day, Lincoln and I were working on a history assignment for History Class, and we chose doing the history of The Tudors in England, and it was a perfect choice. But, then, Lola barged in and ordered Lincoln to steam and dry clean all of her dresses, but Lincoln told her "no". But, Lola got so angry, she went all-out ballistic and got out a pair of scissors and she was about to stab Lincoln in the arm, but I side-swept Lola and she dropped her scissors and fell on her butt. Then, I grabbed her by her dress and dragged her downstairs, and told Mr. and Mrs. Loud about what Lola did, and as a result, Lola was grounded for nine weeks with no TV, no sweets, no pageants, and no tea parties. When the rest of the sisters found out, they wanted to pummel her, but the parents took care of her.

We were shocked after what Chloe Nottingham told us.

Me: (Shocked) Whoa.

Nico: (Shocked) She also tried to do that to Lincoln long ago, but Chloe stopped her. But, with Lana, she made her mark and Lana got injured badly. That little animal.

TLPS Mr. Wolf: Jeez. What Dark Lola forced her to do to Lincoln just proves what kind of animal she really is.

Lincoln: Yeah, spoiled, out-of-control, temperamental, sadistic, bloodthirsty, bossy, and bratty.

Me: Whoa, that's a lot of words to describe Dark Lola.

Lori Loud: We all had those kinds of words to describe her, but we couldn't say them around her when she still had her Dark Side in her, or she'll go ballistic and do some extremely serious harm.

We got a shower afterwards, and then, Lincoln, his harem, and his kids, Rihoko Amaha, Thunder Sparkle, Phoenix Shimmer, Little Cheese, Butterfly Rose & Mirage Daffodil, Storm Rainbow, Emerald Shine, Topaz Light, Thunderbird Apple, Lightning Fritter, Starlight Aurora, Fireheart Flame, Strawberry Pancake & Strawberry Shake, Lemon Zest, Raspberry Torte, Blueberry Pie, Plum Pie, Orange Slices, Cherry Pie, Apple Pie with Unit J50G/Glitch, Sweet Tarts with Snowstalker, Phyllis with Venus the Plant, and Sour Patch, were getting ready for a family trip to Dairy Land, but they're not the only ones going, we're also joining in.

Lincoln: Alright, everyone, are we ready?

Nico: We're ready, big guy.

We then left the Estate, and we head for Dairy Land, and we saw just how much the place has really improved.

Lincoln: Wow, Dairy Land has really gotten a serious upgrade, and they also added some new rides here, awesome.

Me: Alright.

Nico: Let's have some fun, gang.

We got started, as we went on the Milk Shaker and Fly Me to the Moo, then, Lincoln went up to the new Test Your Strength game, and he hits the platform with a mallet in hand with his immense brute superhuman strength, and when it hits the bell, it rang and sounded, and Lincoln won the stuffed cow dolls for his kids, then, he won the prizes for his harem at the Ball Bottle game, as he threw the balls at the bottles and they were knocked down by his immense brute superhuman strength.

Then, Ed Cowart and Cattleya saw a little boy who was wandering through the park, and when they saw him, Cattleya knew who it was: it was her son, Rana.

Cattleya: Rana.

Rana: Mom.

They ran to each other, and they hugged, and they had tears in their eyes.

Cattleya: Rana, I missed you so much.

Rana: I missed you too, Mom.

Cattleya then introduced Rana to Ed Cowart, and they're dating, and Rana got along great with Ed Cowart. We also went to The Cattle Battle ride, and Lincoln got on, and he stayed on the remote-controlled cow for five minutes, and we cheered for him, we went to the Shake Lab, and mixed up some flavorful milkshakes, and they tasted delicious, we also went on Whipped Scream, and when we got off, we went hurling into the trash cans, and we also went on the other rides in Dairy Land. We then returned home, and we had a ton of fun.

Me: That was a ton of fun.

Lincoln: You said it, J.D., and Dairy Land's undergone a complete makeover, and we've had a ton of fun today.

Nico: We sure did, and we also went on Whipped Scream.

Lynn: Yeah, and we did hurl our guts out, gross.

Eli: Plus, I heard the staff here had given a complete overhaul in security, since in the past, they had reports of Flip coming here and setting up his business so he could make some money and rip people off.

Lincoln: What an ugly, mutated, tub of lard. And speaking of Flip, you guys know what today is?

Nico: (Smirks) Oh yeah, today's another humiliation session against Flip, Lewis Travolta, and Billy McLean.

Lincoln: (Smirks) And J.D. told us we're also including Sammy's former evil sister, Amy, and we have another awesome guest we have coming to endure the torture.

Nico: Another awesome surprise guest, ooh, this should be good.


Later it was time for Sheila's final Ambassador Mission.

Tom Lair: Say hi to the Inspector for me, sweetie.

Irma Lair: I will daddy.

Keiichiro: It'll be awesome helping Lupin and his gang.

Me: It's always fun.

Nico: You're gonna be having a lot of it too because this heist before the big mission on April 2nd is gonna be a doozy. It's located in Prague in the Czech Republic and it's said that an Italian Mob Boss that is hiding out there has stolen the legendary Sapphire Jeweled Whip of Cliodhna, the Goddess of Water in Irish Myth and legends say that this whip is so powerful that it has the power to manipulate and control water.

Me: Whoa! That sounds like a powerful artifact.

Sakuya: No kidding.

Me: I'm looking forward to this one.

Sheila: Same here. Lets head out.

We were off.

We arrived in Prague, the Capital City of the Czech Republic.

Lupin III: Hey everyone.

Me: Hey guys.

Sheila: Lupin, meet the daughter of my partner on the force.

Irma: Awesome to meet you. Irma Lair, daughter of Chief Tom Lair.

Jigen: Pleasure to meet you Irma.

Me: Irma is also a member of the Guardians of Candrakar. Her element is Water and she has mastery over the force of water.

Lupin III: Wow she's perfect for this heist we're going for.

Keiichiro: She sure is.

Me: Oh sorry these are the PatRangers, members of the Global Special Police Organization.

Keiichiro: Awesome to meet you. Keiichiro Asaka.

Sakuya: Sakuya Hikawa.

Tsukasa: And I'm Tsukasa Myoujin.

Jigen: Pleasure to meet you.

Goemon Ishikawa XIII: Same here.

Sheila: Before we go after our target, I'll transform into Shredlegs.

Keiichiro: My team will morph as well.

Irma: And I'll turn into my Guardian form.

Lupin III: So, I'll get to see a triple morph feature?

Me: Yep. This is gonna be awesome. First will be Sheila's transformation. Good think I have spare clothes for her just in case.

Keiichiro: Way to think ahead.

Noel: It sure will be awesome.

Sheila: Okay here goes.

Sheila concentrated and then she was transforming. She had her eyes split into 3 more sets of eyes and then she crouched down on all fours and grew 2 more legs and grew a shell and her teeth turned into fangs and she lost her hair and her clothes ripped and she turned into SHREDLEGS!

Lupin III: WHOA!

Jigen: That is cool!

Me: Yep.

PatRangers: KAITOU CHANGE!

They transformed!

Keiichiro: PAT1!

Sakuya: PAT2!

Tsukasa: PAT3!

Noel: THE PROUDLY GLITTERING POLICE OFFICER! PATREN X!

All: INTERSTELLAR DEFENDERS OF PEACE! PATRANGERS!

KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready!

Irma: (SWIRLS OF WATER) WATER!

Me: Don't forget me.

I went Super Angel.

Me: What do you think?

Lupin III: That WAS AMAZING!

Jigen: Wow! What a show.

Me: Yep. Shredlegs is what is called a Uintahzian Rockspider and they come from the planet Uintahzia in the Andromeda Galaxy.

Shredlegs: Yep.

Me: Now we can get down to the business of our target.

Lupin: Sheila, while we're heading to our target, can you tell me about your favorite parts of your Shredlegs transformation and your reversion to human?

Shredlegs: Sure. I like climbing up buildings and tying up criminals with webbing and it's so awesome. Also I like it when I grow extra legs when I transform and I like it when I stand up reverting back.

Me: Yep.

Lupin III: Awesome.

Me: Also this is our Target.

I pulled out a Wanted Poster and it was for an Italian Mafia leader named Don Cicero Rosenthal.

Me: Don Cicero Rosenthal, one of INTERPOL's most notorious and most dangerously wanted fugitives.

Lupin III: I've heard of him. He was responsible for raiding the entire worlds Black Market of priceless and mystical artifacts.

Me: That's right and INTERPOL shut down his entire operation 3 weeks ago and he was on the run ever since. Our satellites have picked up that he's hiding out here in Prague and we are going to not only capture him but also get a powerful artifact he has with him called the Sapphire Jeweled Whip of Cliodhna. It's a whip that is said to have been blessed by the Irish Goddess of Water herself and grants incredibly powerful Cosmic Hydrokinesis to the wielder.

Jigen: Wow that is amazing.

Shredlegs: It sure is.

Keiichiro: He is gonna be hard to find though.

Me: Not with my powers he won't.

We were on our way to find Don Rosenthal. Then we saw Inspector Zanigata.

Me: Oh hello Inspector.

Irma: (to Inspector Zanigata) Sorry my dad couldn't be here, Inspector.

Inspector Zanigata: No worries Irma but thank you all for helping me catch Rosenthal.

Me: Anything to help our international officer friends.

Lupin III: This is gonna be awesome Pops.

Inspector Zanigata: It sure will.

Me: He's in that building there. My powers are never wrong.

We were heading for an Abandoned Building.

Shredlegs came down and Don Rosenthal saw her!

Don Rosenthal: (Italian Accent) A giant spider?!

Keiichiro: A giant spider is the least of your worries!

The spirits of the Loud Brothers appeared and swirled around Don Rosenthal and then converged and then…

KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion blasted through the ceiling and a phoenix cry was heard and we came out.

Me: Don Cicero Rosenthal. So we meet at last.

Don Rosenthal: Lupin!? And J.D. Knudson!?

Me: That's right!

Keiichiro: BY ORDER OF THE GSPO WE ARE TAKING YOU DOWN BY FORCE!

Me: And kicking your big fat ugly spaghetti eating fucking ass 6 Ways To Sunday!

Don Rosenthal: Where are my men!?

I pointed up and they were all webbed up in cocoons of web.

Don Rosenthal: You'll never take me alive!

Sakuya: Yes, we will! (puts Trigger Machine Splash on VS Changer)

Me: Even if we have to break every single bone in your body!

Sakuya formed Trigger Machine Splash into SPLASH BUSTER!

Irma and Sakuya fired a massive blast of water and smashed him into the wall and then the Sapphire Jeweled Whip flew out and it landed in Irma's hand.

Irma Lair: Wow!

She formed a whip of water and lashed Don Rosenthal and knocked him down.

We tied up Rosenthal and he was delivered to the cops.

Me: That was a little too easy.

Lupin III: It sure was. And Irma got a new weapon out of it.

Irma: I sure did and this was so much fun!

Me: It sure was. And we captured one of INTERPOL's most wanted fugitives.

PatRangers: MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

Lupin III: Yeah!

Sheila: Time for me to revert back.

Me: Okay. (Glares at Lupin) Fujiko told me you like to look at girls that are in the nude so don't you dare sneak a peak at Sheila or you will face the wrath of my daughter Nicole!

I gave him the I'm Watching You Finger Gesture.

Lupin then covered his eyes and so did all the guys and me and Sheila reverted back and she stood up and I gave her new clothes and she put them on and she was in clothes again.

Sheila: Thanks J.D.

Me: Sorry Lupin but we have an extremely fierce No-Pervert Policy. Whenever my daughter sees a pervert doing things like look at a woman perversely or any thing that defiles a woman's dignity, she beats the living shit out of them.

Keiichiro: Yeah Nicole enforces that Policy very fiercely and she HATES all perverts with a massive bloodboiling vengeance.

Lupin III: I see what you mean.

Me: Yeah just wanted to warn you all on that.

Inspector: Thanks for telling us that.

Lupin III: Sheila, I know this might sound weird. But during these last few days, I've grown to see you as the little sister I've always wanted.

Sheila: Really?

They hugged.

Sheila: Thanks Lupin.

Me: We have had this happen to many of us on several Ambassador Missions and it's awesome that the people we meet view our members as family. That's what we are on Team Loud Phoenix Storm, One awesome and powerful family.

Lupin III: That is awesome.

Jigen: It sure is.

We later went back home.

May: Welcome back guys. How did it go?

Me: Went really awesome and well. Sheila's final ambassador mission was a success.

Nico: Awesome. We saw on the news that Don Rosenthal was captured. Awesome job.

Me: Thanks Nico. And Irma got a really awesome weapon too.

Irma: Yep. And Rosenthal is gonna be locked up behind bars for a long long time.

Me: Yep.

Nico: Good riddance.

Laney: Thank goodness.

Nico: Nanette, your Ambassador missions are next.

Nanette: And that's in the world of My Hero Academia.

Ibara Shiozaki: In my home world next.

Me: That is gonna be a really awesome challenge. From what we learned from Lincoln we have many potential new recruits coming.

Nicole: We sure do dad. So me and you will go with Nanette on these missions.

Me: Good idea Nicole. We'll need the Book of Vile Darkness for when we go after any of their dangerous enemies.

Nicole: Good thinking.

Nico: Yeah. Their enemies are all dangerous to the brink. Especially Tomura Shigaraki.

Me: Yeah he sounds dangerous but awful.

Eli: But we'll be ready for them.


Drill Man: Hey, Poromon. You feeling better, buddy?

Poromon: Yeah I sure am.

Drill Man: Good. We're going to the beach you want to come with?

Poromon: You bet I do!

We were all getting ready for an awesome day at the beach.

Nico: Are we all set for the beach?

Eli: You bet we are Nico!

Me: We're always ready for a fun time at the beach.

May: Same here.

The Mascots were ready.

Nico: You 4 behave now.

Poliwag: We will.

Nico: Awesome! Lets head out!

We were off to the Beach!


TREASURE TROVE COVE BANJO KAZOOIE PLAYS!


We arrived at the beach and we were ready to have some fun.

Nico: Here we are.

Kelsey Winslow: (to the mascots) Now, what did we learn the other day?

Poromon: No Ipecac unless it's an emergency.

Nico: And?

Poliwag: No stupid contests for awesome food.

Nico: And?

Manaphy: No covering the floors with throwup?

Nico: Exactly. But that last and was an extra one.

Horsea: Oh.

Nico: Lets have fun!

We got to having fun. Me and the Dazzlings were having weightlifting contests and it was awesome. Maria and May were playing in the water, Rainbow Dash was surfing with Stacy Bolton, Otto Rocket and friends, Applejack and Rarity were searching for Buried Treasure with Nicole, Fluttershy was searching for awesome animals on the beach, Pinkie Pie was building sandcastles with Lola, Lana and Lisa and everyone was having fun.

Headstrong: (to Sheila) I'm just glad that your last mission ended on a good note.

Sheila: I am too Headstrong. And I can't wait for the April 2nd Mission.

Me: (Lifts a 10,000 pound weight) Me too Sheila. We're so happy for you and Eric.

CLANG!

I put the weight down and everyone cheered.

Sheila: That is gonna be so awesome.

Sonata Dusk: (Lifts a 5,000 pound weight) A wedding ambush mission is gonna be awesome to see.

CLANG!

She put the weight down.

Larry the Lobster: It's definitely something we'll all look forward to.

Me: You said it Larry.

Sheila: At least it ended on a better note than Sydney's did.

Me: No kidding. I hope Iron Man and the heroes of that universe are holding out well. We got 26 days left till then.

Eli: Yeah no kidding there.

Pipes: It sucks that we haven't met Live Action Ratchet yet.

Nico: One day we will Pipes.

Me: Yeah. Anyway me and the Dazzlings signed up for the beaches Anchor Toss Competition. It's today. Want to watch us?

Nico: You bet J.D.!

We then went to the Anchor Toss Contest sight.

Sports Guy: Welcome to the Gotham Royal York Beach 8th annual anchor toss competition. [everyone is getting ready]

Me: This is gonna be awesome.

Sports guy: Could I get some mustard on that? Oh. First up, Don the Whale. [Don the Whale throws the anchor and it lands.]

CLANG!

[Guy comes up to measure distance]

Measurer: 200 yards. [crowd cheers]

Me: Wow that was far.

Sports guy: Let's see an instant-replay. [another anchor comes flying in on top of the measuring guy and hits him.]

CLANG!

Sports Guy: Amazing! Up next, Larry the Lobster. [Larry throws his anchor. The measuring guy runs away from the anchor but it follows him and crushes him once again]

CLANG!

Measurer: 210 yards!

Me: Nice one Larry!

Sports guy: Here goes, Sandy Cheeks. [Sandy throws it up in the air and kicks it away. Measuring guy runs around trying to avoid getting hit by the anchor but the anchor crushes him anyway]

CRUSH!

Measurer: 510 yards!

Me: WHOA!

Sports guy: Wow! Fabulous! Next up is Sonata Dusk.

Me: Go Sonata!

Sonata threw her Anchor and it flew far and the Measuring guy ran far and then…

CRUSH!

Measurer: 625 yards!

Nico: Wow! What a throw!

Sports Guy: That was awesome! Next up, Aria Blaze.

Aria threw the Anchor really far and the Measuring Guy screamed and ran and then…

KRASMASH!

OUCH!

Measurer: 720 Yards!

Me: Awesome throw Aria!

Sports Guy: Awesome! Next up Adagio Dazzle!

Adagio threw her anchor REALLY far and the measurer screamed and ran far and then…

KRASMASH! OUCH!

Measurer: 950 yards!

Sports Guy: Amazing! Next up is J.D. Knudson!

Everyone was chanting my name.

Me: Watch this.

I threw my anchor into the air and spun around and kicked it and it flew far and then the measurer screamed and ran and then…

KRASMASH! OOOH! OUCH!

Measurer: 1,575 Yards!

Everyone cheered wildly for me!

Nautilator: Nice job, guys!

Me: Thanks Nautilator. We had fun with this one.

Sonata Dusk: We sure did.

I was given a trophy and it was awesome.

Nico: I think we had a lot of fun here. Lets head to Lynn's Table and get some grub.

Eli: Good idea. I'm starving.

Then Stinky Butt, Anti-Wanda, Cavalier, Eris, Mammoth, Raven Branwen, Condiment King, 2016 Morbucks, Professor XXXL and Artie Ziff all appeared.

Condiment King: Can me, Stinky Butt, Anti-Wanda, Cavalier, Eris, Mammoth, Raven Branwen, 2016 Morbucks, Professor XXXL and Artie Ziff go with you guys? I'll even bring my condiments for lunch.

Nico: You all sure can. Lets head for Lynn's Table.

We were getting ready to head to Lynn's Table, but before we were about to leave, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes glowed even more, as he sensed a dark energy, and he saw a vision of who that dark energy belonged to, it was our old enemy, X.A.N.A., and he's taken on the form of William when he was possessed and turned into his servant, and he returned from the dead for one thing: revenge on us for destroying him and sending him to The River of Fire. When we saw that, it definitely meant trouble.

Nico: Uh oh, Lincoln, trouble?

Lincoln: Afraid so, Nico, and we're not going to like it one bit: X.A.N.A.'s returned from the dead, and he's taken on the form of William when he was possessed and was turned into his servant, and wants one thing: revenge on us for destroying him and sending him to The River of Fire.

We gasped in shock, including Jeremie, Aelita, Sissi, Ulrich, Yumi, Odd, and William, but for William, he's more pissed off than shocked.

William Dunbar: That bastard, doesn't he ever quit?!

Lincoln: No, he doesn't. And I've been working on something for just this occassion.

Then, Lincoln went up to his room, and he put in a combination in a vault, and it opened the vault's door, and inside it was a bomb. He came back downstairs with his special bomb in hand.

William Dunbar: Lincoln, what is that?

Lincoln: This, William, is a special elemental bomb I've created, and it has the elemental forces of Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Gravity, and Magic, along with a powerful poison that'll affect X.A.N.A.'s powers and disable them for the next 72 hours, and that'll give you enough time to kill him.

Nico: Whoa, now that's awesome.

Lincoln: And, just like with Skeletor, we'll Hakai X.A.N.A. and send him to The Warp, consider it as a final act of mercy from Team Loud Phoenix Storm to X.A.N.A.

Me: Perfect.

Lisa Loud: And you intend to see just how effective this new bomb you created will be when X.A.N.A. shows up?

Lincoln: That's right, Lisa, and plans will also be in place to create another one like it when Venjix dares to return again.

Luna Loud: (Laughs) Looks like Lincoln's got a little bit of Lisa in him.

Lincoln gives the special elemental bomb that he made to William Dunbar.

William: I can't wait to see just how effective this bad boy is when I toss it at X.A.N.A.

Suddenly, William Dunbar's massive Defender of Lyoko and Sword of The Redemption Squad swords have unholstered themselves from their backs, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of light and water, as the sounds of mermaids and angels singing were heard, and the swords were merging into one. When the kaleidoscope of light and water faded, the merged sword was transformed into Tlāloc's Water Sword of Oceanic Redemption, it's a brand-new large sword with a 6'9" massive, wide, double-edged, man-sized ocean blue blade with the image of the Aztec God of Water, Tlāloc, etched on it, along with Aztec glyphs around him, and the symbols from William's two swords on top, large jaguar heads with ocean blue gems for the eyes for the crossguard, large turquoise gem for the hilt, longer black handle, and four large jaguar heads with ocean blue gems for the eyes and inside their mouths.

Nico: (Stunned) Whoa.

Lincoln 2: I knew that this powerful blade looked familiar. William, the blade you see before you is known as Tlāloc's Water Sword of Oceanic Redemption, it's a brand-new large sword that was created when your massive Defender of Lyoko and Sword of The Redemption Squad swords merged together, and you also have water powers.

William Dunbar: Whoa, that's awesome.

Suddenly, the sword called out to William Dunbar, and he grabbed the new large blade's longer black handle. Then, we saw something happen: William's black eyes turned ocean blue, and his long black hair grew to reach the bottom of his neck. Suddenly, we saw William grow to 7'0" in height, and we saw all of his upper and lower body muscles growing abnormally massive and powerful at a very incredible rate, and it caused his black-striped long-sleeved shirt to rip, and his long jeans tore and turned into shorts, and his shoes had ripped off, and we saw that William now has powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs. When we saw what happened to William, we were really stunned, William Dunbar has turned into a very muscular hunk, and when Maria Rockell saw it, she had an atomic red blush on her face and hearts in her eyes.

Nico: Whoa, now that's awesome!

Lincoln: Incredible.

William: Whoa, what on Earth happened?

We also heard William's voice become deeper after his transformation, and Lincoln made a mirror out of water, and when William saw just what happened to him when he grabbed his brand-new sword, he was amazed.

William: (Stunned) Whoa, now I look really awesome. X.A.N.A.'s now in big trouble when he comes.

William snapped his fingers, and he was now dressed in an ocean blue loincloth, large long black pants with ocean waves on the legs, large black leather ankle-length combat boots, large ocean blue weighted bands with silver phoenixes on his massive biceps and thighs, and eight large ocean blue orbs orbiting around his legs, and he had his massive Tlāloc's Water Sword of Oceanic Redemption holstered on his now wider and more muscular back, and his elemental blaster holstered on his right hip.

William: Alright, now I'm ready.

Nico: Okay, let's head for Lynn's Table.

We headed for Lynn's Table for lunch and for another humiliation session, and William's also ready for when X.A.N.A. shows up to take revenge on us for ruining his plans long ago.

Sonata Dusk: I'm glad you guys liked the show.

Maria: We sure did.

Nico: It was great.

Sonata Dusk: (to Nico) Nico, which Gene Slammer do you think will appear on your next rescue?

Nico: I'm hoping to meet a Psycholeopterran Gene-Slammer next.

Me: Whoa! A Gene-Slammer for the Necrofriggians Natural Predator.

Ben: That will be awesome to see.

Me: It sure will. So it'll have to be someone that knows hypnosis that goes with you next.

Nico: Yep.

Professor XXXL: I also brought snow cones!

Nico: Perfect.

We arrived at Lynn's Table and went in.

Nico: Good morning Lynn's Table Crew!

Lynn Sr.: Hey guys! Have fun at the beach?

Me: We sure did.

I then saw Billy McLean and everyone for the Humiliations asleep.

Me: Watch this one.

I tiptoed over to Billy and I had a bell in my hand and then I slammed it over him and then.

BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG!

I banged the bell with a hammer and Billy was shaking in silly fashion.

Then I honked him on his nose and then gave him a cigar and lit it and then ran and then…

KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!

It exploded in his face and he was really burned all over the place.

Everyone laughed at him.

Nico: (LAUGHS) That was great!

Lynn Sr.: Your usual guys?

Nico: You know it Mr. Lynn.

Lynn Sr.: Coming right up!

I rejoined everyone.

Search Man: How are we supposed to do these humiliations with you guys asleep?!

Me: It's the element of surprise and it gives me funny ideas for them when that happens.

Search Man: Oh.

Me: Also I have a special surprise for you all.

I went over to the posts and then in came DISGRACED CREATOR OF THE LOUD HOUSE: CHRIS SAVINO!

Nico: Is he?

Me: Yep. Disgraced creator of the Loud House, Chris Savino. (To the viewers) Now you might be thinking "J.D. what caused you to do this to Chris Savino?" Well I'll tell you. After he got fired from his job he was blackballed from ever doing animation for 1 year. But during the entirety of the Loud House he has fallen from grace and became one of the most hated creators of any show around. Mostly because he directed his hatred towards Lincoln and made his sisters turn him into a burden according to the Internet Fanbase. But we're going to give the fans of the show what they want and have us humiliate him for everything he did to Lincoln in the series.

Artie Ziff: Can you give us examples on how Savino abused Lincoln?

Me: Gladly. Chris Savino made Lynn into a monster and made the infamous episode of No Such Luck and the internet fanbase absolutely hates that episode with a vengeance. It's one of the reasons why we got him fired. Also he made Brawl In The Family where the Louds were all fighting over something so ridiculously Petty like a dress and also locking Lincoln out of his room and taking his stuff.

The Loud Girls looked down and were guilty.

Me: There's more, there was The Sweet Spot incident The Polar Bear Energy fiasco, Where the Louds were fighting over money and Lynn Sr. made that treasure hunt to get the family to stop fighting and Lincoln found a quarter in the sofa and the girls wanted it and let see… That's about all I can think of and some of those incidents I wasn't here with back then and also the No Such Luck episode didn't happen thank goodness.

Nico: That's a relief.

Me: Yep. (To the viewers) Chris Savino is beyond a shadow of a doubt the king of all douchebags and he brought all this on himself when he touched a woman inappropriately. Sorry if that sounded a little out of context but it did really happen. And Chris's hatred towards Lincoln is what landed him in this mess in the first place.

Chris Savino: Life isn't sunshine and rainbows, you know! I put Lincoln through all that to develop his character!

Me: Bullshit! It's called abuse! Look it up in the dictionary!

Hornet Man: We get it. Sometimes, we all have to go through events that are emotionally and physically painful. But what you put the Louds through was beyond emotionally painful!

May: It was even emotionally painful then the 20 Days of Darkness!

Me: We learn from our mistakes and I made the Loud Family into a much better family than what you would have done Chris. You may have made so many shows into great shows but you will never be a worthy creator of any other show. (To the Viewers) Chris was one of the background designers for many shows including The Powerpuff Girls, Ren & Stimpy, Dexter's Laboratory, Rocko's Modern Life, My Little Pony, I Am Weasel, Cow & Chicken, Samurai Jack, Whatever Happened To Robot Jones, many awesome shows that we know and have seen, know and love and so much more. But it was The Loud House and Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil that he created and The Loud House had many bad episodes in the 1st 2 seasons from 2016 to 2018 where he was making Lincoln a burden to his family.

Nico: Wow.

Chris Savino: Oh shut up!

Anti-Wanda: Let me start off first!

Nico: Go for it.

Anti-Wanda went up to Chris Savino and then…

FFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!

She farted blue fire right in his face!

We laughed at him.

Nico: That was funny.

Me: Also we have someone for Sammy to vent her anger out on.

Sammy saw Amy tied to the pole for the humiliations.

Sammy: Perfect! This is gonna be good.

Sammy went up to her and Amy was enraged.

Birdbrain: The Ridonculous Race isn't far now.

Nico: Nope it sure isn't.

Amy: YOU MADE ME INTO A FOOL SAMIE!

POW!

She punched her in the face.

Sammy: It's Sammy you fucking bitch! And I will never be your sister ever again not after everything you did to me and dad!

Me: You killed her dad and that makes you a cold-blooded murderer!

Nico: YEAH!

Mammoth: My turn!

Mammoth went up to Billy McLean.

Mammoth: Chew on this!

He pulled out a bunch of objects and smashed Billy McLean all over the place with everything including the Kitchen Sink.

Me: YEAH!

Eddy: Watch this!

He went over to Flip.

Eddy: Hey Jughead! OVER HERE!

[Eddy pulls his pants down and moons Flip, who turns green from nausea.]

Ed: "Whoa! I am turning into a werewolf, Eddy!"

We laughed hysterically!

Sixshot: (gives paintball gun to Sammy) Here, Sammy. You can use this.

Sammy: Thanks Sixshot. (Points it at Amy) Take this you bitch of a whore!

She fired waves of red paint and blue paint and drenched her.

Joe Swanson: Lets see how Chris likes this. Go get him Gary.

Lunatic Gary went up to Chris Savino and yelled in his face.

Lunatic Gary: YOUR MOTHER'S A FUCJING WHORE!

Laney: YEAH!

2016 Morbucks: It's funny when he's not yelling at us.

Nico: It sure is.

Me: Also I think Chris left his brain in a dumpster and crows ate it.

Chris Savino growled at me.

Me: Ooh! I got one. He doesn't know all about the crazy beatdowns that Ed, Edd and Eddy got from the kids in the cul-de-sac. Peach Creek kids, go wild.

Kevin: LETS TEAR HIM APART!

They went over to Chris Savino and MERCILESSLY AND VICIOUSLY AND BRUTALLY PULVERIZED, THRASHED, MANGLED, MUTILATED, BEATENED, SMASHED AND MASSACRED CHRIS SAVINO INTO PULP!

The beatdown was 100,000 times worse than what happened to Eddy and Edd on Halloween.

KROW WHAM BAM WHAM WHOMP WHAP BIFF POW THUMP THOTH WHAM SMASH CRASH WHAM BIFF POW CRASH KROW WHAM BAM WHAM WHOMP WHAP BIFF POW THUMP THOTH WHAM SMASH CRASH WHAM BIFF POW CRASH KROW WHAM BAM WHAM WHOMP WHAP BIFF POW THUMP THOTH WHAM SMASH CRASH WHAM BIFF POW CRASH KROW WHAM BAM WHAM WHOMP WHAP BIFF POW THUMP THOTH WHAM SMASH CRASH WHAM BIFF POW CRASH KROW WHAM BAM WHAM WHOMP WHAP BIFF POW THUMP THOTH WHAM SMASH CRASH WHAM BIFF POW CRASH KROW WHAM BAM WHAM WHOMP WHAP BIFF POW THUMP THOTH WHAM SMASH CRASH WHAM BIFF POW CRASH KROW WHAM BAM WHAM WHOMP WHAP BIFF POW THUMP THOTH WHAM SMASH CRASH WHAM BIFF POW CRASH KROW WHAM BAM WHAM WHOMP WHAP BIFF POW THUMP THOTH WHAM SMASH CRASH WHAM BIFF POW CRASH KROW WHAM BAM WHAM WHOMP WHAP BIFF POW THUMP THOTH WHAM SMASH CRASH WHAM BIFF POW CRASH KROW WHAM BAM WHAM WHOMP WHAP BIFF POW THUMP THOTH WHAM SMASH CRASH WHAM BIFF POW CRASH KROW WHAM BAM WHAM WHOMP WHAP BIFF POW THUMP THOTH WHAM SMASH CRASH WHAM BIFF POW CRASH KROW WHAM BAM WHAM WHOMP WHAP BIFF POW THUMP THOTH WHAM SMASH CRASH WHAM BIFF POW CRASH KROW WHAM BAM WHAM WHOMP WHAP BIFF POW THUMP THOTH WHAM SMASH CRASH WHAM BIFF POW CRASH KROW WHAM BAM WHAM WHOMP WHAP BIFF POW THUMP THOTH WHAM SMASH CRASH WHAM BIFF POW CRASH!

It went on for 45 minutes!

Turbo Man: I'll go next.

William: What do you have in mind?

Turbo Man: Watch.

He pulled out a hook and then went over to Billy McLean and attached it to his underwear and then pulled his underwear and gave Billy a nasty wedgie as he ran.

Me: (To the viewers) "Billy collects underwear and gives it to the poor." [Turbo Man rides off, dragging Billy's underwear along. Billy grabs the pole to keep from being pulled off.] "Pretty stupid, huh everyone?" [The tension becomes too great, and Billy is pulled away from the pole he was tied to.]

Billy: [being dragged] "SLOW DOWN, TURBO MAN! I WAS JUST KIDDING! STOP! PLEASE!"

[Billy's underwear snaps and he bounces on the floor before landing in a heap.]

BAP BAP BAP!

Ed: "Look at him bounce, everyone!"

We were laughing hysterically!

Eris: I want a turn next!

Me: Unleash the Goddess of Chaos and Discord.

Discord: Oh I am most going to look forward to this one. (Has popcorn appears and has a Finger Glove with "Eris Is #1" on it)

Eris pulled out a golden apple and she threw it and it turned into a swarm of piranhas and mauled Amy all over the place with incredible savagery.

Nico: OUCH! Nice!

Discord: (Whistles in cheers) 2 Thumbs way up for Eris! (His thumbs turned into rockets and launched and they exploded into fireworks) Oh I love a good bout of chaos.

Amorpho: Let me go next. (chuckles) It's moments like these where my shapeshifting powers come in handy.

Amorpho turned into a gorilla and smashed and pulverized Lewis Travolta and Chris Savino all over.

Nico: Ooh! I have an idea!

Nico did a clam call and numerous clams suddenly appeared in balls of water and then they fired pearls at Billy McLean like a bunch of machine guns and then a bunch of them fired numerous huge basketball sized pearls at Chris Savino and smashed his head in.

Me: That was awesome Nico!

Nico: Yep.

Eli: Ooh! Here's a REALLY funny one.

Eli made a skunk call and then a bunch of skunks appeared and got all over Amy and then…

FFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTT!

They drenched her in skunk stench, skunk poop and skunk oil! AND IT SMELLED EXTREMELY HORRIBLE!

Stinky Butt: Let me add to that!

Nico: Go for it!

Stinky Butt then went up to them.

Stinky Butt: Have a taste of my hot pepper grenades.

FFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRTTTTTTT!

He fired gas peppers from his butt and they hit Billy, Amy, Chris, Lewis and Flip in their faces and burned their eyes REALLY BAD!

Me: How about some fire to go with that!?

I fired a blast of fire and it hit the 5 of them and then…

KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!

It exploded and burned them REALLY BADLY!

Fuzzy Lumpkins: Me and my boys will go next!

Nico: Your boys?

Fuzzy Lumpkins: Furry, Fluffy and Hairy!

3 more Lumpkins came out and they were his sons.

Nico: Go get them!

They went over and smashed and pulverized Amy, Chris, Lewis and Flip all over and then dogpiled on Billy and crushed him.

Raven Branwen: I didn't even know you had sons.

Fuzzy Lumpkins: Y'all never asked.

Nico: That's cool. (Sees our food coming) Oh take five. Time for grub.

Lynn Sr.: Order up.

We got to eating.

Me: (Eating) Mmm! Nothing like having a good meal after so much fun.

Eli: (Eating) You said it.

Raven Branwen: Oh Nico congratulations on winning the Fry Cook Games. Everyone at HQ went crazy seeing you win.

Nico: I'm glad they were watching. It was awesome being in the Fry Cook Games.

Varie: That was so fun.

Nico: Yep.

Livewire: You're right, Hornet Man. Events that are emotionally and physically painful are needed to help us grow as people.

William: But what Chris did was beyond that.

Me: You got that right.

Nico: Shows how messed up his mind is.

Lincoln: (Eating) I'm just glad he's getting a taste of his own medicine.

Laney: Same here.

Cavalier: Natalia, where did you first get Gene Slammed?

Natalia Denchikov: I was at home when it all happened and then the next thing I knew I turned into a Dermochea.

Nico: That is too weird. Lets get ready for the finisher.

We were ready.

Orion: I always love when we do Legendary Modes for humiliations.

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE: LEGACY FORCE!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Zenkaigers!

Nico: AWESOME The Zenkaigers.

Troy Burrows: Yep.

Raimusa, Wrenges, Lyssta, and Nivenna helped out with the pranks and they were awesome and funny.

Pipes, Kelsey, Headstrong and Drill Man used the Earth, Lightspeed Rescue and Animatron Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Pipes Corrosive gas pipes, Headstrong's Defensive Rush and Drill Man's Drill Missiles 100-fold.

Pipes and Kelsey Winslow: CORRODING ENERGY BLAST!

Headstrong and Drill Man: SMASHING RUSH MISSILE BARRAGE!

Stinky Butt and Loki: FARTS OF GLORY!

Anti-Wanda and Loni: GRAVITY MAGIC SHOT!

Cavalier and Luke: WATER SWORD FURY!

Eris and Lane: LIGHT OF CHAOS!

Mammoth and Boy Lynn: VOLCANIC MAMMOTH FURY!

Raven Branwen and Lars: DARKNESS RAVEN BURST!

Condiment King and Leif: SAUCE OF ICY FURY!

2016 Morbucks and Lexx: FIRE OF PRINCESS FURY!

Professor XXXL and Levi: SCIENCE OF BUTTKICKING SUPER BLAST!

Artie Ziff and Leon: WATER FURY MEGA BLAST!

Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders and Luan: COMEDY RAINBOWS MEGA BLAST!

They fired waves of elements and rainbows and energy and smashed the 5 jerks all over.

Natalia Denchikov, Luan, Sammy, Lane and Lola: LIGHTNING OCEAN COMEDY MEGA BARRAGE!

They fired waves of energy and light and smashed the jerks all over the place.

They were really smashed all over.

Nico: Now comes for the most funny parts!

Lincoln: HUMILIATION ELEMENT STYLE: PAINTBALL BARRAGE!

He fired a massive barrage of pink paintballs at the jerks and the jerks are colored in different shades of pink - Flip: bubblegum, Lewis Travolta: rose pink, Chris Savino: fuscia, Billy McLean: watermelon pink and Amy: salmon pink.

Me: Now that is what I call Pink with Pride!

We laughed.

Chronoa: HUMILIATION ROAST STYLE: YO MAMA INSULTS!

She insults Flip

Chronoa: Yo Mama so poor that she waves around a popsicle and calls it air conditioning!

Me: BURN!

Nico: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA! USING Popsicles for Air Conditioning. That's rich!

Chronoa: Yo Mama so hairy that she stars in donkey kong games

Donkey Kong: (LAUGHS) That was funny!

We laughed on that one!

Chronoa: Yo mama so fat she's a map on call of duty!

We laughed at that one!

Nico: That was so funny!

Then she insults Lewis Travolta.

Chronoa: Yo mama so fat that she used cheat codes for Wii Fit

We laughed at that one!

Samus: That was funny!

Chronoa: Yo mama so ugly when she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning!

We laughed hysterically at that one and it was funny!

Nico: (LAUGHS) SO FUNNY!

Chronoa: Yo mama so stupid she went to the dentist to get a blue tooth!

We laughed hysterically at that one!

Laney: (LAUGHS) BLUE TOOTH! That's funny!

Then she insults Chris Savino.

Chronoa: Yo mama so fat that the sorting hat sorted her to the house of pancakes aka IHop!

We laughed hysterically at that and it was funny!

Ed: (Laughs) Sorting her to IHop!

Chronoa: Yo mama so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology letter from the trojan man!

We laughed hysterically!

Lana: (LAUGHS) SO FUNNY!

Chronoa: Yo mama so stupid she yelled in the envelope because she wanted to send a voicemail!

We laughed more!

Luan: (LAUGHS) Voicemail that's funny!

Then she insults Billy McLean.

Chronoa: Yo mama so fat when she died she broke the stairway to heaven

We laughed at that one!

Lucy Loud: Ha ha. Good one.

Chronoa: Yo mama so stupid she put paper on tv and called it pay-per(paper) view

RIMSHOT!

Pinkie Pie: (LAUGHS) That was a good one!

Chronoa: Yo mama so ugly Hello Kitty said goodbye!

We laughed at that one!

Sailor Moon: That was funny!

And lastly she insults Amy

Chronoa: Yo mama so stupid she thought seaweed was something that fish smoked!

We laughed more at that one!

Varie: (LAUGHS) That is funny!

Chronoa: Yo mama so fat when she climbed into a monster truck it became a lowrider!

We laughed a lot at that one!

Nico: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Lowrider that is funny.

Chronoa: Yo mama so ugly when played the scary maze game the picture said I Quit!

We laughed hysterically at that one.

Eli: (LAUGHS) That was a good one!

Lynn: (LAUGHS) The picture said I Quit that is funny!

The jerks fainted out of embarrassment.

Kale: HUMILIATION WATER STYLE: TOILET SWIRLY!

She shoved the heads of the jerks into a giant toilet bowl full of water and diarrhea while it was flushed and the flushing ripped of the hair off of Flip and Billy McLean!

We laughed at that one!

Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Eli: SO FUNNY!

Caulifla: HUMILIATION WAXING STYLE: WAX OF PAIN!

She placed hot wax on the hair of the jerks then when it cooled she pulled it off and in turn ripped the hairs off the jerks in a painful manner!

RRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPP! YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!

Me: YICHIHUAHUAS!

Nico: That must've hurt!

Jessica Shannon: HUMILIATION STING STYLE: BOOTY STING BARRAGE!

She fired wasps at the butts of the jerks and man did they HURT! OUCH!

Toph: HUMILIATIO EARTH STYLE: JERK BOWLING!

She threw bowling ball shaped boulder at the jerks bowling style!

CRASH! STEEEEEEERIKE!

Nico: STEEEEEEEERRRIKE!

Me: YEAH!

Lincoln: That was great!

Julie Makimoto: HUMILIATION EARTH STYLE: MUD WAVE!

She fired mud waves at them which covered them!

KRASPLAT! KRASPLAT!

Lana: AWESOME!

May Shiranui: HUMILIATION FIRE STYLE: RAGING FIRE ANTS IN YOUR PANTS!

She summoned fire ants which came in their pants and bit them all over!

Hilda: (British Accent) HUMILIATION FIRE STYLE: CLOTH SCORCHER!

She scorched their clothes down to their undergarments!

We laughed at that.

Yuna Kamihara: HUMILIATION WATER STYLE: SLIME SLIPPING!

She fired slime on the floor which they slipped and they crashed onto drawer full of paint which fell on them!

Jerks: UH OH!

CRASH!

We laughed hysterically at that!

Me: (LAUGHS) THAT IS ALWAYS SO FUNNY!

Nico: That classic Home Alone Trap always gets to me!

Megan McCallister: That is so funny!

Nanami: HUMILIATION WATER STYLE: WATERMELON BATH TIME!

She fired watermelon scented soap water at the jerks to wash them laundry style all the while the soap got in their eyes!

We laughed!

Tatsumaki: HUMILIATION WIND STYLE: WINDY DRY SPIN!

She spun them around super fast!

SPINCYCLE! WELL I'M GETTING DIZZY!

Nico: Here's a funny one! HUMILIATION LIGHTNING STYLE: LIGHTNING FAUCET ELECTROCUTION!

Nico fired beams of lightning at their hands and electrocuted them to the point where their skeletons showed and they screamed like little girls.

We laughed hysterically at that.

R. Mika: HUMILIATION STRENGTH STYLE: WRESTLING MAYHEM!

She wrestled the jerks all over!

Menat: HUMILIATION STAR STYLE: STARRY SLAPMANIA!

She slapped the jerks all over!

SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP!

Nico: YEAH!

Ibuki: HUMILIATION DARK STYLE: BLACK ICE SLIPPAGE!

She fired black ice on the ground which they slipped and fell down the stairs!

CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH! KRASMASH!

Nico: OOH! That must've hurt! But that was funny!

Makoto (Street Fighter): HUMILIATION LIGHT STYLE: SHINE STAFF BONK!

She bonked the jerks super hard!

WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM!

Nico: OUCH!

Eli: Here's one! HUMILIATION CONCRETE STYLE: BAG FROM ABOVE SMASH!

Eli had a bunch of heavy bags of concrete appear from 100 feet over their heads and they fell and smashed onto them!

BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM!

OOH! OUCH!

Juri Han: That was funny! HUMILIATION FIRE STYLE: DRAGON'S FURY!

She shoved 10 dragon's breath peppers down the throats of the jerks which caused fire to come their mouths and their butts!

IT BURNS BURNS BURNS BY LOCO LOCO PLAYS!

WOOOOOSH!

We were absorbing all the fire and it was funny!

Juliet Starling: HUMILIATION ROAST STYLE: INSULTS OF DISHONOR!

She insults Flip.

Juliet Starling: You are an ugly disgusting con artist and you smell worse than even the Grinch and can't buy even a jewel and still are a 4th rate con artist!

We laughed at that one!

Grinch: That is true!

Nico: (LAUGHS) THAT WAS A FUNNY ROAST!

Then she insults Lewis Travolta.

Juliet Starling: You are an overgrown rotten cheese and dirty socks sandwich with toadstool sauce and are ugly beyond belief and your parents are ugly mice!

WE LAUGHED HYSTERICALLY AT THAT ONE AND IT WAS SO FUNNY!

Nico: (LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY) THAT IS SO FUNNY!

Me: (LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY AND ROLLS ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING) OH THAT IS SO FUNNY! (LAUGHS) CALL A DOCTOR GUYS! (LAUGHS)

Eli: (LAUGHS) THAT IS FUNNY!

Then she insults Chris Savino!

Juliet Starling: You are an ugly sexist with a tiny wiener that is worthless and you have a face that makes Yzma look pretty in comparison!

We laughed at that one!

Cuzco: (LAUGHS) AWESOME ROAST!

Nico: (LAUGHS) That was funny!

Then she insults Billy McLean.

Juliet Starling: You are bald, ugly and possibly a weakass carbon copy version of Chris McLean and have worse hair than hippies!

We laughed at that!

And she insults Amy.

Juliet Starling: You are an uglier sister than even Cinderella's evil stepsisters and in terms of chest size you're even flatter than a surfboard and your clothing is even uglier!

We laughed hysterically at that!

Sammy: (LAUGHS) THAT IS SO FUNNY!

Me: (LAUGHS) That is fitting!

Nico: (LAUGHS) SO FUNNY!

The jerks cried.

Sakura Kasugano: HUMILIATION COMEDY STYLE: DENTURE MISHAPS!

She fired comedy energy which messed up their faces!

We laughed at that.

Karin (Street Fighter): HUMILIATION COMEDY STYLE: PIMPLE INFESTATION!

She fired pimple energy which formed pimples on them!

They were covered in them!

Perfuma: HUMILIATION NATURE STYLE: MEGA DURIAN BLAST!

She fired a durian which is the worst smelling fruit in the world which made them stinky beyond belief!

(FOGHORN!)

Me: EW! YOU GUYS STINK!

Frosta: HUMILIATION ICE STYLE: JERK BOXING!

She punched the jerks all over with boxing gloves made of ice!

King Kai: OH YEAH! OKAY GIVE IT TO THEM FROSTA! MAKE THEM REALLY FEEL IT! YES! YES! YES!

Entrapta: HUMILIATION LIGHTNING STYLE: ELECTRO SINK SHOCK!

She placed the hands of the jerks on an electrified sink which shocked them Home Alone 2 style!

ZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!

It was awesome and funny!

Sari: HUMILIATION LIGHTNING STYLE: SHOCK TOOLBOX SMASH!

She threw an electrified toolbox at the jerks shocked all the while smashed their noses!

CRUSH! OUCH!

Tamaki Kotatsu: HUMILIATION WIND STYLE: MEGA FART!

She lets out a massive fart on them!

FFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!

Futaba Igarashi: HUMILIATION COMEDY STYLE: SLOPPY JOES IN YOUR PANTS!

SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT!

She shoved sloppy joes down their pants!

Ayano Fujimoto: HUMILIATION LIGHT STYLE: LIGHT OF NAKEDNESS!

She shined a light that made them nude!

Rosemary (High Guardian Spice): HUMILIATION DANCE STYLE: DISCO IN UGLY CLOTHING!

She dressed them in ugly clothes and made them do disco dancing!

Sage (High Guardian Spice): HUMILIATION PAINT STYLE: SPIDERS!

She painted their faces and they looked like spiders which caused Patrick to get a big rock and smash all over them!

CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH! CRASH CRASH CRASH!

Patrick: SPIDERS SPIDERS! GET THEM OFF ME! GET THEM OFF ME! GET! THEM! OFF! OF! ME!

CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH!

Parsley (High Guardian Spice): HUMILIATION DRESS STYLE: DRESS UP CHAOS!

She dressed them in dresses of ugly colors!

Me: Smile for the camera!

Lori and everyone took pictures and posted them on social media!

Thyme (High Guardian Spice): HUMILIATION FOOD STYLE: ROTTEN FOOD THROW!

She threw various rotten foods at them!

SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLATSPLATSPLATSPLAT!

Chitose Fumio: HUMILIATION COMEDY STYLE: HOT SAUCE ON PANTS!

She placed on the hottest hot sauce on the pants of the jerks!

Jerks: MY BISCUITS ARE BURNING!

We laughed hysterically!

Himiko (Warriors Orochi): HUMILIATION MAGIC STYLE: EXPLOSIVE CIGARS!

She placed explosive cigars in the mouths of the jerks which explode!

KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!

Nico: YEAH!

Emilia Gudenberg: HUMILIATION FISH STYLE: FISHY MAKE OUT SESSION!

She placed fish on the mouths of the jerks!

EEEEEEEEEEWW!

Yumeko Jabami: HUMILIATION DARK STYLE: EYE POKE CHAOS!

She poked the jerks in the eyes!

POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE!

Rana Linchen: HUMILIATION WATER STYLE: FRUIT JUICE BALLOON BARRAGE!

She fired fruit juice balloons at the jerks which explode and splashed fruit juices all over!

SPLASH SPLASH SPLASH SPLASH SPLASH!

Seong Mi-Na: HUMILIATION CLOTH STYLE: BIKINI MAKER!

She shredded the jerks' clothes until they were made into bikinis of ugly colors!

Nico: HUBBA HUBBA!

We took pictures and posted them on social media.

Mitsuka Yoshimine: HUMILIATION SHAVE STYLE: SHAVE MANIA!

She shaved the jerks til they have nicks all over then she placed aftershave on them which stung badly!

Grinch: Uh oh somebody's (Singsong) FABULOUS!

Isabella "Ivy" Valentine: HUMILIATION GUM STYLE: BUBBLE GUM ON HAIR!

She chewed up some bubble gum then she blew a massive bubble which upon explosion gum got on the jerks!

YUCK!

Ichiko Sakura: HUMILIATION SHOT STYLE: SLINGSHOT FLIGHT!

She used a giant slingshot on them which flew them around the world and back and the crash landing on thorny roses!

CRASH! YEEOWCH!

Sakura Hagiwara: HUMILIATION STRENGTH STYLE: SUPREME WEDGIE!

She wedgied the jerks and placed their underwear over their heads!

HOING SNAP!

Amanda Payne: HUMILIATION GOLF STYLE: SINKERS AND FLOATERS!

She fired a barrage of golf balls on them caused half of them sink while the other half float!

BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK! OUCH!

Ayane Mitsui: HUMILIATION METAL STYLE: BRASS BALLS!

She fired brass balls on their faces!

CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG!

Mizuki Tachibana: HUMILIATION FOOD STYLE: EGG THROW!

She threw a lot of eggs on them!

SPLAT SPLAT SPLAR SPLATSPLATSPLATSPLATSPLATSPLAT!

Abigail Jones: HUMILIATION STEALTH STYLE: WEALTH STEAL!

She pickpocketed them and found various jewels and shoved hot sauce down their throats!

IT BURNS BURNS BURNS!

Ueno: HUMILIATION SCIENCE STYLE: ALLERGY RESEARCH!

She researched on the allergies she then placed the stuff they're allergic to on their heads which caused their faces to balloon up. Flip: lavender, Chris Savino: Peanuts, Lewis Travolta: Honey, Billy McLean: Bees, and Amy: Pepperoni.

Kimi Aoi: HUMILIATION FOOD STYLE: PIE THROW!

She fired lot of pies at them!

SPLAT SPLATSPLATSPLATSPLATSPLATSPLATSPLATSPLAT!

Angela Balzac: HUMILIATION FLOWER STYLE: FLORAL HAIRLINE!

She shaved their heads and replaced their heads with flowers!

We laughed hysterically at that one!

Utena Tenjou: HUMILIATION SWORD STYLE: CLOTH CUTTER!

She used her sword to strip them down to where they are naked.

Rio Rollins Tachibana: HUMILIATION PRANK STYLE: WINDOW SMASH!

She slammed the windows on the hands of the jerks!

SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH!

Angol Mois: HUMiLIATION MOLE STYLE: WHACK A JERK!

She made the jerks the moles in whack a mole!

BONK BONK BONK WHAM SMASH WHAP WHAM BLAM BAP!

We laughed hysterically at that one!

Kaguya Nanbu: HUMILIATION SEAFOOD STYLE: SEAFOOD IN YOUR PANTS!

She placed lobsters and crabs down the jerks' pants!

SNAP SNAPSNAPSNAPSNAPSNAPSNAPSNAPSNAPSNAP!

Colette Brunel: HUMILIATION LIGHT STYLE: SCRUBBING TIME!

She scrubbed the jerks with steel wool! OUCH!

Ryuko Matoi (TLPS): HUMILIATION DARK STYLE: PUPPET SHOW!

She played a puppet with her hand in a dirty sock and the jerks kissed it! YUCK!

We laughed hysterically!

Lincoln and his harem: HUMILIATION FINAL SMASH: HUMILIATION OF PAIN!

They first dressed the jerks in bikini and thongs of the ugliest colors which they posted on social media then they fired lima beans down their throats then threw rotten foods at them and lastly took turns slapping them all over! IT WAS SO FUNNY! WE WERE LAUGHING ALL OVER THE PLACE!

After an awesome humiliation finisher, Scorcher, Firepower, Evil Star, Key, Overdrive, El Diablo, Toyman, Villamax, Wolf and Weather Wizard appeared.

Nico: Scorcher, Firepower, Evil Star, Key, Overdrive, El Diablo, Toyman, Villamax, Wolf and Weather Wizard.

Wolf: Awesome finisher guys.

Me: Easy to know what this theme is for us. First 10 years of Power Rangers.

Weather Wizard: That is right.

Scorcher: Another great of humiliations as always.

Firepower: But it's not over yet.

Evil Star: There's still the finishing touches.

Me: We did those and now we have the usual battles.

Evil Star: Oh sorry.

Key: (to Nico) We heard you fought Cooler.

Nico: Yep.

Overdrive: He'll make a great addition to the team.

Me: Awesome.

?: I think so too.

A figure came out and it was BALD LOSER from episode 31 of Ninja Storm!

Shane Clarke: Bald Loser!

Bald Loser: Been a while rangers.

Me: I remember you but you didn't get a big role in the series.

Eli: Man what a ripoff!

Bald Loser: I know it's not fair!

Me: No it sure isn't.

Bald Loser: Too bad I didn't get a bigger role in fighting you Rangers.

Maria: I know. You would've been a great challenge for them.

Me: I know. But it looks like you'll get your shot now.

Nico: Yep.

Bald Loser: We also have 4 more recruits.

Then out came VANDAL SAVAGE, JUMO, KEVIN 11,000 and AYANO AISHI!


Vandal Savage

Vandar Adg, better known as Vandal Savage, is an immortal supervillain and an antagonist from DC Comics. He is the archenemy of both Immortal Man and Resurrection Man. He is also appears as an enemy of The Justice League and the Teen Titans as a whole.

Savage is immortal and inextinguishable, so he has plagued the Earth with crime and violence since before the beginning of recorded human history. He is a capable tactician with immense technological prowess and one of DC's most persistent villains, having fought hundreds of heroes throughout history. He is the main antagonists of the Justice Society series and one of the main antagonists in the Justice League series alongside Darkseid and Anti-Monitor. He was the main villain of several story arcs most notably Justice League Doom.

In 2009, Vandal Savage was ranked as IGN's 36th Greatest Comic Book Villain of All Time. He first appeared in Green Lantern vol. 1 #10 (Winter 1943).

In the days of prehistory, 50,000 BC, Savage was a caveman named Vandar Adg, leader of the Cro-Magnon Blood Tribe. He was bathed in the radiation of a mysterious meteorite, which gave him incredible intellect and immortality. An observer from the Bear Tribe would later approach that same meteorite and become Savage's eternal nemesis, the Immortal Man, possessing the power to resurrect as a new persona every time he is killed. According to Lex Luthor, there may be evidence to suggest that Savage was the first cannibal on record. Though the Calculator mistook this to be a joke, Luthor was apparently serious, and Savage has not shown much regard for human life.

In the pre-Crisis universe, Savage was native to Earth-2, but as seen in Action Comics #516, thousands of years in the past a sorcerer revealed to him both the future existence of the Justice Society (even showing him a battle he would have with them, with Hourman in their ranks), and the existence of Earth-1.

Savage's first mark in the "history" of the DC Universe came when he and a select group of people successfully undermined and destroyed the lost city of Atlantis. That group of people became known as the Illuminati, with Savage serving as its leader, then and ever since.

He claims to have ruled hundreds of civilizations under hundreds of names: Khafre, Alexander the Great, Julius Caesar (though he has also claimed to have participated in the murder of Julius Caesar), Genghis Khan, Blackbeard, and Vlad the Impaler, to name a few. He has also worked as close friends and advisers to the likes of Erik the Red, Napoleon Bonaparte, Ra's al Ghul, Otto von Bismarck, and Adolf Hitler.

During the Golden Age, Savage battled the Justice Society of America. He attempted to capture the members of the Justice Society out of revenge, but was thwarted by the Golden and Silver Age Flashes (Jay Garrick and Barry Allen). Savage would continue to make various attacks on the Justice Society in later stories. He was also one of the founding members of the Injustice Society, and briefly formed a group of villains called Tartarus. He is one of the main antagonists in the JLA: Year One storyline, working against the recently-formed JLA, and harboring a deep hatred towards superheroes and the invading alien Appelaxians. During one confrontation with the aliens, Savage claims to have designed Stonehenge itself, which the aliens have just partially demolished. Savage also mentions that he shut down the Justice Society with "a few well-placed senators."

Immortal Man

Ultimately, Savage's enemy the Immortal Man erased himself from existence to save the world during the Crisis on Infinite Earths, and Mitch Shelley, the Resurrection Man, an amnesiac with similar powers, took over as Savage's nemesis. However, Savage's list of foes is not limited to those two characters. Having lived so long, Savage has butted heads with possibly every single hero featured in the DC Universe, past, present, and future, most notably the Justice Society of America and the Justice League of America.

Original Green Lantern Alan Scott (in comics, his very first opponent) has been portrayed as one of Savage's main enemies, as well as the original Flash, Jay Garrick. It has been revealed that Savage refers to Hawkman – who has been reincarnated for a few millennia – as "the cockroach". At present, in DC universe, Savage is about 52,000 years old, although different numbers have been given in the past, from one million years in his first depiction, to 37,000 years in recent issues of JSA: Classified.

DC One Million

In this series, it is learned Savage has a base deep inside the Egyptian Sphinx. A confrontation with Martian Manhunter leaves him with a burnt out eye, which seemingly afflicts him far into the future.

Savage will possibly meet his end after he has lived to the year 85,271 A.D. (as seen in the DC One Million storyline), when he is sent back in time to 20th century Montevideo, Uruguay, by a pair of doctored timetravelling gauntlets, seconds before it is obliterated by a Rocket Red armorsuit carrying a huge nuclear payload, an action that was, ironically, ordered by Savage himself (Savage was hoping to use the gauntlets to move only through space and arrive at the 853rd century Metropolis). At this point, the timetravelling hero Chronos is heard in the background, gloating about having conned Savage in retaliation for a previous adventure when Savage had him stranded in time. This is, however, only one possible future for Savage.

Villains United

Vandal Savage was seen in the final two issues of Villains United. Originally Savage was a member of Lex Luthor's Society, but he quit the Society and told Lex not to contact him for any reason after Luthor blew him off to welcome some less than competent new recruits. It is also plausible that Vandal quit because his daughter Scandal Savage was working against the Society as part of the Secret Six. When the Society lodged a final ambush against the Six, Savage threatened to kill Luthor if he didn't call off the attack, saying that he couldn't allow anyone to harm his daughter.

This was shown to be due more to ulterior motives than fatherly love, as in issue three of the Secret Six miniseries it was revealed Savage wants his daughter to produce an heir with Catman, and he's been putting bounties on the Secret Six's heads as a warning of what will happen to her lover, Knockout, if she refuses him.

Flash and JSA

Savage was seen as leader of a doomsday cult. He attempted to use a device to pull an asteroid into the Earth, but was thrown into space with the asteroid itself when the Flash reversed the polarity of the device. Eventually the asteroid fell back on Earth with Savage, who found his power greatly diminished and having lived through what he called the worst year of his life. His immortality completely drained, he's still able to survive otherwise fatal wounds, but a brain tumor and a strong decay of his biological function are leading him to a fast death, with an estimated life span of eleven days. Savage tried to capture Alan Scott by baiting him with a grotesque (and disguised) Wesley Dodds clone, who, in fact, was his own clone. After a failed attempt to steal Scott's DNA, Savage was left alone in the rubble of his former secret base. Realizing that his clone could be considered his own offspring, and that the blood of his descendants has always renewed his strength, Savage cooked and ate his clone, renewing his energies at least for another year.

Savage returns in the first story arc of the new Justice Society of America, the mastermind behind a group of Neonazi superpowered villains targeting the heirs of several Golden Age superhero bloodlines, in the belief that eliminating the bloodlines will eliminate the heroes' legacies and allow him to continue his goal of reshaping the world according to his own desires. In issue #4, after a battle with Wildcat and his newly-discovered son, Savage is defeated when hit by a fire truck. He later reappears in Atlantis where he's revealed to have been behind the atrocities in Sub Diego and Black Manta's occupation of the city.

Salvation Run

Vandal Savage was one of the villains imprisoned on the "Hell Planet" of Salvation Run. He claims to have puzzled out the mechanical workings of the planet and used this knowledge to locate a "safe zone" without any of the predators that roam the rest of the intends to mate with the female supervillains in his group, and produce an immortal progeny.

He has placated some of the more willful of the females (like Phobia and Cheetah) by promising each of them that they will be his queen when he rules the planet. Ultimately, Savage escapes back to Earth along with the rest of the imprisoned villains following an attack by Parademons sent by Desaad (who used the planet as a training ground).

Final Crisis

After returning to Earth, in Final Crisis Vandal Savage is placed on the new Society's inner circle by Libra. As he says to Lex Luthor, Vandal is willing to follow Libra in exchange for his heart's desire, an end to his boredom.

In Final Crisis: Revelations, the Order of the Stone (the followers of Cain) comes in possession of the Spear of Destiny. Later, a group of followers led by Sister Wrack enter Vandal Savage's tent. They plunge the Spear of Destiny into Vandal's body. Thus Cain is reborn in him, and agrees to lead the Followers into punishing the Spectre for branding him because of his ancient crime. Using the Spear, Cain is able to separate the Spectre from his human host, and make him his slave. Cain's plans are undone by Renee Montoya, who manages to steal the Spear and reunite the Spectre with his host. The Spectre, forbidden by God to kill Cain, instead sentences him to walk the Earth, unable to disguise himself, being forever reviled and persecuted by the rest of the human race and denied rest until God says otherwise.

The superhero team known as the Outsiders come into conflict with a mysterious group calling themselves the Insiders, who are tracking down the fragments of the meteorite that granted Savage his immortality. It is ultimately revealed that the Insiders were members of Savage's tribe who were also exposed to the meteorite and gained immortality. Savage (still possessing the Mark of Cain) forms a temporary alliance with fellow immortal Ra's al Ghul to thwart the group's plan.

Whether true or not, Vandal Savage has come to believe he literally is the Biblical Cain. The mark he still bears hampers his ability to do his business and thus he attempts to pass it off - to either the Question or the Huntress. It is hinted that the Rage entity resides in Savage.

Kevin 11,000

Kevin 11,000 is the mutation that 43-year-old Kevin has assumed in his adulthood after absorbing the powers of at least 11,000 aliens imprisoned in Null Void.

In the future, Kevin has been trapped in the Null Void for over a decade. While he was there, Kevin had been absorbing around 11,000 aliens to acquire their powers. During one of his breakouts, Kevin fathered a son named Devlin. He tricked his own son into believing that he's reformed and that he wanted to "Spend some quality time with his son," and that all he had to do was to find and open the Null Void Projector.

After Devlin tricked Ken Tennyson into showing him where the Null Void Projector was, Devlin opened the projector, releasing Kevin. When Ben found out, Kevin showed his true form. Kevin proved to be more than a match for both Ben, and Ken. When Devlin found out that he was tricked by his own father, Devlin decided to team up with the Tennyson and fight his father.

When Ben witness Kevin beating up Ken and knocking him unconscious, he transforms into Way Big and beats up Kevin to, presumably, near death. When Ben and Ken walked away, Kevin got back up, proclaiming that, that was nothing. Eventually, Ken manages to toss a Null Void Bomb right underneath Kevin, trapping Kevin inside the bomb, and presumably sending him back to the Null Void.

Ayano Aishi

Ayano Aishi, also known as Yandere-chan, is the main protagonist of the unfinished video game Yandere Simulator. She is a high school girl who is hopelessly obsessed with her classmate Taro Yamada, who she refers to as her "Senpai", and wants to win his affections by violently removing all of her competition.

She is voiced by Michaela Laws, and her evil laugh is provided by YouTuber Moesaurus.

Ayano describes her life as feeling empty and hollow before meeting Taro. Ayano is convinced that the only way to fix her depression is to confess her love to Taro, but she is too shy. She later learned from her mother Ryoba Aishi that her relationship with Ayano's father was very similar to Ayano and Taro's, and Ryoba convinces Ayano that she must eliminate her competition in order to win her Senpai's affections.

However, Ayano is horrified to learn that her classmate Osana Najimi also has feelings for Taro, and plans to confess to him. Ayano is contacted by a mysterious individual known as Info-chan, who wants to ruin Osana's life, and together Ayano and Info-chan begin working on how to remove Osana and all other rivals from Ayano's way, including blackmail, kidnapping, incrimination, driving them to suicide, or murdering them outright.

The game remained in development for years, with no signs of being finished. After a series of unfortunate events, including a breakup between developer "YandereDev" and publisher tinyGame, the game's ban from Twitch, issues with YandereDev's mental health, and the trend of "cancel culture" finding the game's content offensive, the game is not likely to ever be completed.


Superman: Vandal Savage!

Eli: Ayano Aishi!

Sailor Moon: Jumo!

Ben 10,000: And Kevin 11,000!

Me: Whoa! So you are Vandal Savage. I heard so many incredible things about you and how you were able to live for over 50,000 years.

Vandal Savage: That's right. I have amazing skills don't I?

Me: You sure do. You have witnessed all of history's most incredible events that have happened over the centuries and that makes you full of experiences and everything.

Vandal Savage: That's right.

Nico: That is incredible. And Kevin 11,000 you're looking well.

Kevin 11,000: I get around.

Eli: I still can't believe you are that crazy Ayano.

Ayano: (Laughs) I know Eli and it has been a while hasn't it.

Eli: Yeah.

Nico: Looks like it's time for us to have fun.

We got the usual battles underway.


Jason Lee Scott, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Sunny Starscout, Magic Skylanders, Mighty Morphin Rangers, Snaptrap and Nautilator vs Steven Hudak A.K.A. Scorcher - Nico's rescue


Scorcher was first.

Scorcher: (to Jason) Nico fought Frieza before. And in today's rescue, he fought his brother, Cooler.

Jason Lee Scott: He sure did and Frieza deserved to be completely destroyed. What he did to the universe signaled that there will be absolute hell to pay.

Twilight Sparkle: He destroyed countless lives and deserved to be destroyed.

Starshine Sparkle: He sure did. Frieza was a monster just like his father too.

Sunny Starscout: Yeah you got that right.

Spyro: Frieza killed countless lives and destroyed many people.

Kimberly: He sure did and he paid for it. Nico killed him and Trunks did him and his father in.

Scorcher: Good riddance. Lets do it!

Tommy Oliver: IT'S MORPHIN TIME!

THUNDERCLAP!

Tommy Oliver: DRAGONZORD!

Zach Taylor: MASTODON!

Kimberly: PTERODACTYL!

Billy: TRICERATOPS!

Trini: SABER-TOOTHED TIGER!

Jason: TYRANNOSAURUS!

They transformed and were ready!

They fired waves of magic and energy and smashed him down.

Jason: ALL RIGHT!

Twilight Sparkle: That was amazing!


Aurico, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Alien Rangers, Sonata Dusk and Transquito VS Jack Taggert A.K.A. Firepower - Nico being in the Fry Cook Games on Land


Firepower was next.

Firepower: (to Aurico) I like how Nico was in the Fry Cook Games on land. What prize did he win?

Aurico: He won a great gold medal and brought awesome fame and love to Lynn's Table. It made the restaurant even more popular.

Rarity: It sure did darlings and it's amazing.

Sweetie Belle: I think Nico had a lot of fun in that one.

Gill Grunt: It was so great.

Delphine: I thought so too.

Sonata Dusk: You got that right.

Transquito: I'll say. That was awesome.

Firepower: That was cool huh? Lets do it!

Delphine "It's Morphin' Time!"

They transformed!

Delphiine: "White Aquitar Ranger Power!"

Corcus: "Black Aquitar Ranger Power!"

Cestro: "Blue Aquitar Ranger Power!"

Tideus: "Yellow Aquitar Ranger Power!"

Aurico: "Red Aquitar Ranger Power!"

All: "Rangers of Aquitar, full power! Power of Water, Power of Light, Powers unite!"

RASSSSPPPPPLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSHHHHHHH!

A massive blast of water blasted out from behind them and they were ready!

Transquito: This is always fun. Transquito, TERRORIZE!

He transformed!

They fired waves of water, ice, jewels and energy and smashed him down.

Aurico: ALL RIGHT!

Rarity: Rapture darling that was grand!


Tommy Oliver (Zeo), Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Zeo Rangers, Block Man and Search Man VS Guy Pompton A.K.A. Evil Star - Lincoln's rescue yesterday


Evil Star was next.

Evil Star: (to Tommy) I heard Lincoln's rescue yesterday was in the Good Dinosaur movie. How'd that go?

Tommy Oliver: It went really well and they went to a world where the asteroid that was supposed to destroy the dinosaurs missed and the dinosaurs were still living and the 4 dinosaurs we met were Arlo, Butch, Ramsey and Nash and a little caveboy named Spot. Arlo named him and he was awesome.

Starlight Glimmer: Spot is so awesome and it's amazing that dinosaurs and humans can live like that in that world.

Cozy Glow: I think it would be awesome if the world was like that. Humans and Dinosaurs being able to coexist.

Evil Star: Like with what's going to happen in Jurassic World Dominion later this year. I'm looking forward to that one.

Hex: Same here. That is gonna be awesome.

Kat: (Australian Accent) It sure will be cool to see.

Evil Star: I heard that Jurassic World Dominion is the final movie in the Jurassic Park Saga. That is amazing. But after 29 years we are getting a conclusion. Lets do it!

Zeo Rangers: IT'S MORPHIN TIME!

They transformed!

Kat: ZEO RANGER I! PINK!

Tanya: ZEO RANGER II! YELLOW!

Rocky: ZEO RANGER III! BLUE!

Adam: ZEO RANGER IV! GREEN!

Tommy: ZEO RANGER V! RED!

Jason: GOLD RANGER POWER!

They transformed and were ready!

They fired waves of magic, stars, bones, lightning and energy and smashed him down.

Tommy Oliver: That was awesome!

Starlight Glimmer: That was amazing!


T.J. Johnson, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Pickle & Barley Barrel, Air Skylanders, Turbo Rangers, Hornet Man and Magma Man VS Key - Lincoln's rescue today


Key was next

Key: (to TJ) I heard Lincoln's rescue today involved fighting Cinch. What happened to her this time?

T.J.: We let her live and join the M.O.E. and Vypra is gonna be watching her like a hawk and keep a close eye on her.

Rainbow Dash: Even after everything she did she deserves a chance at being a frenemies.

Scootaloo: You said it! She may have been bad but she deserves a chanc.

Pickle Barrel: I agree.

Barley Barrel: Same here.

Whirlwind: I hope she has a great wind Gene-Slammer as her archenemy.

Carlos: That would be awesome.

Justin: It sure would.

Key: I agree too. Lets do it!

Turbo Rangers: SHIFT INTO TURBO!

They transformed!

Justin: "Blue Turbo Ranger!"

Carlos: "Green Turbo Ranger!"

Ashley: "Yellow Turbo Ranger!"

Cassie: "Pink Turbo Ranger!"

T.J.: "Red Turbo Ranger!"

All: POWER RANGERS TURBO!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready!

They fired waves of lightning, rainbows, wind and energy and smashed him down.

T.J.: OH YEAH!

Rainbow Dash: That was AWESOME!


Andros, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, In Space Rangers, Birdbrain and Bristleback VS James Beverley A.K.A. Overdrive (Marvel) - Lincoln meeting a 30,000-Year White Turtle Gene-Slammer and a Megarock Dragon Gene-Slammer


Overdrive was next.

Overdrive: (to Andros) Is it true that Lincoln met a 30,000-Year White Turtle Gene-Slammer and a Megarock Dragon Gene-Slammer? And which vehicle can I use this time?

Andros: You can use this old Japanese Zero Plane. (Unseals a Japanese Zero Plane from World War II.)

Overdrive: That's one of my favorite planes. Good choice.

Andros: Thanks. And yes to answer your question earlier yes it's true. The 30,000-Year White Turtle Gene-Slammer is Arlene Montgomery and she is an immortal Cavegirl that lived for 30,000 years.

Overdrive: WOW! One of Lincoln's Guardian Angels is an immortal cavegirl? That's incredible!

Sunset Shimmer: We were all shocked!

Pipsqueak: (British Accent) Yeah and the Megarock Dragon Gene-Slammer is Chloe Nottingham. She is one of Lincoln's partners in history class and she knows so much about the history of England. Specifically with the Tudors.

Overdrive: Ahh the most influential family in all of England's history back in the 16th Century.

Sunburn: That is so cool.

Cassie: It sure is awesome and amazing.

Overdrive: It sure is. Lets do it!

In Space Rangers: LETS ROCKET!

They transformed!

Andros: "Red Space Ranger!"

Carlos: "Black Space Ranger!"

T.J.: "Blue Space Ranger!"

Ashley: "Yellow Space Ranger!"

Cassie: "Pink Space Ranger!"

Zhane: "Silver Space Ranger!"

All: "Power Rangers in Space!"

KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready for action!

They fired waves of fire and energy and smashed him down.

Andros: ALL RIGHT!

Sunset Shimmer: That was amazing!


Leo Corbett, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Life Skylanders, Lost Galaxy Rangers, Sixshot and Barrage VS Chato Santana A.K.A. El Diablo - Sheila's last ambassador mission


El Diablo was next.

El Diablo: (to Leo) I'm glad Sheila's last ambassador mission turned out good. And Irma got a new weapon too.

Leo Corbett: Irma earned it and at least Sheila's last mission turned out better than Sydney's last mission. That was a doozy of a bittersweet ending to her missions.

Fluttershy: That was a scary mission.

Tornado Bolt: Seeing all those people get caught in that huge Kamikaze explosion by Nitro? That's brutal and intense!

Stealth Elf: No kidding! And it was the catalyst for the SRA to be signed in.

Kendrix: Yeah it sure was.

El Diablo: But at least we're gonna be prepared for what's coming in that world on March 19th. Lets do it!

Lost Galaxy Rangers: GO! GALACTIC!

Mike: MAGNA POWER!

They transformed!

Leo: "Red Galaxy Ranger!"

Damon: "Green Galaxy Ranger!"

Kai: "Blue Galaxy Ranger!"

Maya: "Yellow Galaxy Ranger!"

Kendrix: "Pink Galaxy Ranger!"

Mike: "Magna Defender!"

All: "Power Rangers Lost Galaxy!"

KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready!

They fired waves of elements, leaves, grass, flowers and energy and smashed him down.

Leo Corbett: ALL RIGHT!

Fluttershy: That was fun.


Carter Grayson, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Lightspeed Rescue Rangers, Pharaoh Man and Turbo Man VS Toyman - The Humiliation Pranks were funny


Toyman was next.

Toyman: (to Carter) The humiliation pranks were funny. Especially on Chris Savino.

Carter: No kidding! But what happened to Lincoln because of him was terrible! No wonder all the fans hate his guts.

Applejack: What a no good, sidewinding snake in the grass! Lincoln is a brave and sweet and amazing guy and he wouldn't hurt his family no matter what!

Apple Bloom: Yeah and he made all his sisters treat him like an absolute burden!

Flashwing: It's like they wanted him to be an outcast! What a heartless clod!

Chad Lee: You got that right!

Toyman: Yeah I can tell a lot of people all over the world don't like him especially after what he did to women. Lets do it!

Lightspeed Rescue Rangers: LIGHTSPEED RESCUE!

Ryan: TITANIUM POWER!

They transformed!

Carter: "Red Lightspeed Ranger!"

Chad: "Blue Lightspeed Ranger!"

Joel: "Green Lightspeed Ranger!"

Kelsey: "Yellow Lightspeed Ranger!"

Kendrix: "Pink Lightspeed Ranger!"

Ryan: "Titanium Ranger!"

All: "Power Rangers Lightspeed Rescue!"

KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready!

They fired waves of energy, rock, earth, crystal and apples and smashed him down.

Carter: That was awesome!

Applejack: YEEHAW! That was great!


Wes Collins, Pinkie Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Time Force Rangers, Ember McLean and Amorpho VS Villamax - Beach Anchor Toss


Villamax was next.

Villamax: (to Wes) I heard there was a beach anchor toss earlier today. Who threw them the farthest?

Wes: J.D. threw the farthest but the dazzlings all threw farther than the rest.

Pinkie Pie: It was amazing! J.D. threw his anchor 1,500 yards.

Featherweight: But the guy that measured it got crushed 8 times.

Villamax: OUCH! That must've hurt!

Sprocket: Yeah it sure did! He REALLY got pulverized by the anchors.

Jen: But it was REALLY awesome! The Dazzlings lifted weights and then huge 50 ton anchors! They have incredible strength.

Villamax: WOW! That is incredible! I'm glad they had a lot of fun. Lets do it!

Time Force Rangers: TIME FOR TIME FORCE!

Eric: QUANTUM POWER!

They transformed!

Wes: "Time Force Red!"

Jen: "Time Force Pink!"

Lucas: "Time Force Blue!"

Katie: "Time Force Yellow!"

Trip: "Time Force Green!"

Eric: "Quantum Ranger!"

All: "Power Rangers Time Force!"

KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready!

They fired waves of energy, metal, lightning, gears and blades and smashed him down.

Wes: OH YEAH!

Pinkie Pie: BEST USUAL BATTLE EVER!


Cole Evans, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Wild Force Rangers, Cheetah and Fuzzy Lumpkins VS Wolf O'Donnell - Cooler was tough and powerful


Wolf was next.

Wolf: (to Cole) Cooler was tough and powerful. He'll make a perfect addition to our growing family.

Cole: I'm glad you think so. But Cooler was always better than Frieza in every way. Frieza was always trying to beat him and prove he was the best. And he had the edge.

Princess Luna: Frieza and Cooler were powerful and tough.

Moondust: But we were shocked to see that Cooler had a 4th transformation.

Snowdrop: It was powerful.

Gari: No kidding. It was unbelievable.

Blackout: His power in that form was incredible.

Alyssa: It sure was.

Wolf: Wow that is amazing. Lets do it!

Wild Force Rangers: WILD ACCESS!

They transformed!

Cole: "Blazing Lion! Red Lion Ranger!"

Taylor: "Soaring Eagle! Yellow Eagle Ranger!"

Max: "Surging Shark! Blue Shark Ranger!"

Danny: "Iron Bison! Black Bison Ranger!"

Alyssa: "Noble Tiger! White Tiger Ranger!"

Kendall: "Magnificent Peacock! Aqua Peacock Ranger!"

Merrick: "Howling Wolf! Lunar Wolf Ranger!"

All: "Guardians of the Earth, United we roar! Power Rangers Wild Force!"

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A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready for action!

They fired waves of darkness and energy and smashed him down.

Cole: ALL RIGHT!

Princess Luna: A true victory of the night!


Shane Clarke, Princess Celestia, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Ninja Storm Rangers, Livewire and Silver Banshee VS Weather Wizard - Awesome and funny pranks we did on the 5 Dirtbags


Weather Wizard was next.

Weather Wizard: (to Shane) Those were awesome and funny pranks you guys did on the 5 dirtbags. And it's the first time you guys humiliated Amy and Chris Savino.

Shane: It sure is and it was so funny.

Princess Celestia: Those were some of the best pranks we've done.

Amber Morning: (Laughs) They deserved every second of it.

Spotlight: It was all so funny.

Dustin: We never laughed that much before.

Weather Wizard: It all was funny. Lets do it!

Ninja Storm Rangers: NINJA/THUNDER/SAMURAI STORM! RANGER FORM! HA!

They transformed!

Shane: "Power of Air! Red Wind Ranger!"

Tori: "Power of Water! Blue Wind Ranger!"

Dustin: "Power of Earth! Yellow Wind Ranger!"

Hunter: "Sky of Wonder! Crimson Thunder Ranger!"

Blake: "Power of Thunder! Navy Thunder Ranger!"

Cam: "Power of the Samurai! Green Samurai Ranger!"

All: "Power Rangers Ninja Storm!"

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A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready for action!

They fired waves of light, magic and elements and smashed him down.

Shane Clarke: That was awesome!

Princess Celestia: That was so awesome!


Fiona Hernandez the Uria, Lord of Searing Flames Gene-Slammer, Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon, RD Lola and Misty Tredwell VS Kimberly Ann Hart the Pink Ranger Slayer


Pink Ranger Slayer was next.

Pink Ranger Slayer: It's amazing how many Immortal Cavemen we know. And they all got immortality from the same source.

Fiona Hernandez: I know and that is so amazing. Arlene, Krull, Vandal Savage and J.D.'s caveman self, they got immortality from meteorites that had a mysterious energy and it gave them true immortality.

Apple Bloom: That is so amazing!

Sweetie Belle: I don't know how that's even possible myself.

Scootaloo: Me neither but that is so awesome.

Diamond Tiara: It sure is and you would have to be blessed by the gods themselves to get immortality or have to be mutated by radiation like that.

Silver Spoon: That is so strange.

Misty Tredwell: It must be because of radiation from another planet that gave them immortality like that. We'll have to look at the Greenland Meteor and see what causes this radiation and where it must come from.

Pink Ranger Slayer: That's a good idea. Lets do it!

They fired waves of fire and elements and smashed her down.

Fiona Hernandez: FIRE WINS!

Cutie Mark Crusaders: CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS VICTORY! YAY!


Marie Hernandez the Gene-Slammer of Hamon, Lord of Striking Thunder, Frozen Fright, Thunder Terror, Magma Gloom, Toxic Horror, Louie PoisonSea, RD Lincoln and Elena VS Weddinmon


Weddinmon was next.

Weddinmon: Lincoln knows so many awesome girls that are his guardian angels and it's amazing how one of them is an Immortal Cavegirl.

Marie Hernandez: That is REALLY amazing. And she's also a 30,000-Year White Turtle Gene-Slammer and it's perfect for her because she lived for 30,000 years.

Weddinmon: That is very coincidental.

Frozen Fright: Yeah it sure is awesome.

Thunder Terror: What really has me stumped is how the radiation from meteors like the ones that gave them their immortality like that can actually give them true immortality like that. It's absolutely strange.

Magma Gloom: It's a huge mystery.

Toxic Horror: Yeah it's like it's not from this world.

Louie PoisonSea: How crazy.

Weddinmon: No kidding. Lets do it!

They fired waves of lightning and elements and smashed her down.

Marie Hernandez: LIGHTNING WINS!

Fearful 5: FEARFUL FIVE WINS!


Nicole Hernandez the Raviel, Lord of Phantasms Gene-Slammer, Star Swirl the Bearded, Rockhoof, Somnambula, Mistmane, Flash Magnus, Mage Meadowbrook, Gusty the Great, Clover the Clever, RD Lucy and Carly Atlas VS Marcel Bonaparte


Marcel was next.

Marcel: I just can't believe that Chris Savino was making Lincoln a total burden to the entirety of his family.

Nicole Hernandez: You're not kidding there! I think he has a really strong hatred towards Lincoln. He is nothing but a bully and an absolute sexist pig!

Star Swirl: I agree! That is absolutely disgusting that someone can hate their fellow male people.

Rockhoof: (Scottish Accent) I agree there now.

Somnambula: (Egyptian Accent) That is crazy and horrible.

Mistmane: What is the problem with that man?

Flash Magnus: I don't know but he thinks he is so much better than everyone.

Mage Meadowbrook: Man what a jerk!

Gusty: Yeah who does he think he is!?

Clover the Clever: Yeah what a heartless beast.

Carly Atlas: Yeah what a tyrant!

Marcel: I agree. Lets do it!

They fired waves of darkness and elements and smashed him down.

Nicole Hernandez: DARKNESS WINS!

Star Swirl: That was fun!


Laura Wynn the Florauna Gene-Slammer, Crysta, Laney, Ren, Tula, Ioz and Niddler VS Morpho (Pirates of Dark Water)


Morpho was next.

Morpho: Why does Amy hate Sammy so much?

Laura Wynn: Amy is pure evil and she is what call a sister from Hell. She has hated her sister Sammy from the very moment she was born even though Sammy is the eldest twin.

Crysta: She has no soul and she is pure evil.

Laney: No kidding. She thinks she is so superior above everyone and thinks she is better than everyone.

Ren (PODW): That is a nasty sister.

Tula: She doesn't deserve to be a sister.

Ioz: I agree there.

Niddler: Me too.

Morpho: That is sad for Sammy. Lets do it!

They fired waves of magic, leaves, flowers and grass and smashed him down.

Laura Wynn: That was great!


Laniya Momoshiki the Water Dragon Gene-Slammer, Bai-Tza, Maria, Girl Jordan, Genki and Holly VS Baddie Undine


Baddie Undine was next.

Baddie Undine: That was amazing seeing Nico win the Fry Cook Games.

Laniya Momoshiki: (Japanese Accent) It was most fun seeing him participate in that event.

Bai Tza: We all thought it was so fun.

Maria: Boy we sure did and it was great.

Girl Jordan: I thought it was cool how Nico and Ophelia were evenly matched.

Genki: That was awesome.

Baddie Undine: It sure was and congratulations to Nico for winning. Lets do it!

They fired waves of water and smashed her down.

Laniya Momoshiki: That was so fun!

Bai Tza: Yeah it was!


Logan White the Black Tyranno Gene-Slammer, Tyranno Hassleberry, Aylene Carter, Littlefoot, Cera, Ducky, Petrie and Spike VS Kru'll The Eternal


Kru'll the Eternal was next.

Kru'll the Eternal: It's amazing that we have so many cave people that are immortal as I am.

Logan White: And they lived for thousands of years. It's absolutely amazing that they have so many incredible experiences and have witnessed all of history's greatest events up close and personal.

Tyranno Hassleberry: What would really be amazing is if there was a caveman that lived during the time of the dinosaurs over 75 million years ago.

Aylene Carter: We can only dream on that.

Littlefoot: That would be cool though.

Cera: I think it would be amazing like with Spear and Fang.

Ducky: Oh yes yes yes.

Petrie: Me agree too.

Kru'll: That would be an interesting sight to see. Lets do it!

They fired waves of energy and fire and smashed him down.

Logan White: (ROARS LIKE A TYRANNOSAURUS) That was so awesome!

Aylene Carter: YEAH IT WAS!


Laney Sonya Romanov the Infernal Flame Emperor Gene-Slammer, Sam S.L., Lady Rainicorn, Finn, Flame Princess and Eli VS Lady Flamicorn


Lady Flamicorn was next.

Lady Flamicorn: (Speaking Korean) 당신은 여전히 불이 내 안의 우월한 힘이고 우리가 몇 번이나 싸워도 내가 이길 것이라는 것을 배우기를 거부합니다! (You still refuse to learn that fire is a superior force within me and I will prevail no matter how many times we battle!)

Laney Sonya Romanov: (Speaking Korean) 우월한 세력이 될 것은 불이 아니라 당신이 이것을 계속하면 당신에게 일어날 것은 당신의 죽음입니다! 당신의 분노와 분노와 좌절이 당신을 엄청난 곤경에 빠뜨리는 것 외에는 아무 것도 할 수 없다는 것을 깨닫지 못하는 것! 당신의 분노가 불쾌하고 파괴적으로 심각한 결과를 초래할 것이라는 사실을 깨달아야 합니다! (It's not fire that is going to be the superior force, it's your death that will happen to you if you keep this up! What you don't realize that your rage and anger and frustration are going to do nothing but get you into a huge heap of trouble! You need to realize that your anger is going to lead to some nasty and devastatingly serious consequences!)

Sam S.L.: She's right Lady Flamicorn. Unless you calm down and control this anger in you it will only lead you on a path to your own destruction.

Lady Rainicorn: (Speaking Korean) 좋아요. 내가 콜레릭의 불에 의해 타락했을 때 당신은 나일 수도 있지만, 항상 이렇게 위험할 정도로 화를 내고 화를 내진 않았을 것입니다. 그것은 나에게 끔찍한 경험이었고 나는 내 가족과 모든 사람들을 너무 사랑해서 그런 광기에 굴복했습니다! (That's right. You may be me when I was corrupted by the Fires of Choleric but I would never be this dangerously mad and angry all the time. It was a horrible experience for me and I love my family and everyone too much for me to give into such madness!)

Finn: Jake would never want you to become this way!

Flame Princess: And neither would I because I love Lady Rainicorn like a sister!

Lady Rainicorn: 오 불꽃공주님 감사합니다. (Oh thank you Flame Princess.)

They fired waves of fire and smashed Lady Flamicorn down.

Laney Sonya Romanov: (Russian Accent) Yeah that was amazing comrades!

Sam S.L.: Yeah it was!


Elita Karlsson the Cerebrocrustacean Gene-Slammer, Lisa Loud, Dexter and Levi Loud VS Kevin 11


Kevin 11 was next.

Kevin 11: Now we have 3 versions of me in the M.O.E.

Elita Karlsson: (Icelandic Accent) That is really amazing. 3 awesome fusions of you composed of a certain number of aliens that made them into an incredibly powerful and amazing amalgamation of extraterrestrial species.

Lisa Loud: Indeed. Just what I was about to say.

Dexter: Osmosian powers are very fascinating in my point of view.

Levi Loud: They are really amazing if I do say so myself.

Kevin 11: That is amazing. Lets do it!

They fired waves of lightning and smashed him down.


Bella VS Kevin 11,000


Kevin 11,000 was next.

Kevin 11,000: Its been a long time Bella.

Bella: That it has Kevin. You are looking good even after we went to the future.

Kevin 11,000: I have been looking good. You really have gotten stronger from the looks of things.

Bella: So I have seen.

Kevin 11,000: You really put up one heck of a challenge when you beat me the last time. But this time is different.

He turned into HIS MUTANT FORM!

Kevin 11,000: NOW IT'S TIME FOR FUN!

Bella: Bring it on! (Activates Ultimate Bella) ULTIMATE BIG CHILL!

She fired a blast of endothermic fire and froze him in a block of ice.


Carly Qin the Ruimtever Gene-Slammer VS Ayano Aishi


Ayano Aishi was next.

Carly Qin: (Chinese Accent) So what's your history with Eli?

Ayano Aishi: He's my boyfriend!

Carly Qin: Uh he already has Nunnally as his girlfriend and he's happy with that.

Ayano Aishi: I'M NOT HAPPY!

Carly fired a blast of stars and smashed her down.


Chloe Nottingham the Megarock Dragon Gene-Slammer VS Vandal Savage


Vandal Savage was next.

Vandal Savage: This is gonna be interesting.

Chloe Nottingham: It sure is and it's gonna be incredible to face an immortal 50,000 year old caveman. You have incredible experiences when it comes to some of history's most incredible events.

Vandal Savage: That's true and I'm glad you think so.

Chloe Nottingham: Lets see how you like facing my power.

Vandal Savage: Do your worst child. I'm immortal. I can't be killed.

Chloe Nottingham: Gladly.

Chloe fired a massive blast of rock and smashed him down and then he got up and reset all his bones. OUCH!

Chloe Nottingham: Wow! You are really tough. And that was just a small taste of my power.

Vandal Savage: That is amazing.


Natalia Denchikov the Dermochea Gene-Slammer VS Jumo (Sailor Moon)


Jumo was next.

Natalia Denchikov: Feel the lightning.

She fired a wave of lightning and electrocuted Jumo and smashed her down.


Ninja Storm Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Nico, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Lucrecia Crescent, Laney, Lola, Lana, Lily and Lisa VS Bald Loser


Bald Loser was next.

Nico: This is gonna be fun.

Nico teleported and opened Bald Loser's safe and in it was a bunch of swords called the Swords of The Valkyries, they're large swords with the images of Valkyrie Dritte, Valkyrie Erda, Valkyrie Brunhilde, Valkyrie Zweite, and Valkyrie Erste etched on the 6'7" massive, wide, double-edged man-sized red, light orange, blue, purple, and jade green blades, large red, light orange, blue, purple, and jade green horse heads for the crossguards, large red, light orange, blue, purple, and jade green gems for the hilts, longer black handles, and large red, light orange, blue, purple, and jade green gems with surrounding angel wings for the pommels. Once in hand, they'll get a massive power and energy increase.

Nico teleported back with them.

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! NINJA STORM!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Ninja Storm Rangers too!

Nico: Lets get him! Thunderstorm Cannon!

They formed the Thunderstorm Cannon!

Nico: FIRE!

They fired waves of elements and energy and smashed Bald Loser down and he exploded!

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Bald Loser was dead!

Nico: Bald Loser you have failed this city!

Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.


We regrouped and cheered.

El Diablo: (to Carly Qin and Natalia Denchikov) So, how do you two like the team so far?

Carly Qin: I love being here so far.

Natalia Denchikov: Same with me.

Toyman: (to Arlene Montgomery and Chloe Nottingham) What about you two?

Arlene Montgomery: So far, being here is awesome.

Chloe Nottingham: Same here.

Villamax: Good to know

Wolf: Sorry we didn't fight bad guys today.

Weather Wizard: But that's gonna change tomorrow.

Me: Yep. Just be ready for a really awesome mission tomorrow.

Nico: Yep.

?: I will destroy every last one of you pathetic humans for ruining my plans!

Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting around Lincoln, Linka, TLPS Ms. Tarantula's, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the eight large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lucy, Lars, and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lola and Lexx Loud's and Steven Universe's legs, the eight large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the eight emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the eight large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the eight large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam, Lana, and Leif Loud's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Loud and Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Lori, TLPS Mr. Shark, Skippy, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni and Loni Loud's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Luan, TLPS Mr. Snake, and Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Laney and Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa and Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily and Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eight large white orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, especially when we heard that familiar voice.

William Dunbar: I knew there's no mistaking that voice from anywhere. You can come out now, X.A.N.A.

A figure came out, and it was none other than X.A.N.A., who'd taken on the form of William, as seen by the Eye of X.A.N.A. on his forehead, and in the black uniform when he was under his control, and wielding his X.A.N.A.-themed Zweihänder.

Lincoln: Should've known you'd show up yet again, X.A.N.A., but now, this will soon be your last day in this world, and you're also going to pay for casting doubt on me, Luna, Luan, Laney, Lisa, and Lily, you homicidal excuse for a computer virus!

X.A.N.A.: I WILL DESTROY EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU!

X.A.N.A. William tried to fire a blast of purple lightning at us, but William threw the elemental bomb that Lincoln gave him, and it exploded and X.A.N.A. was attacked by the elemental forces of Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Gravity, and Magic, along with the powerful poison. X.A.N.A. tried to attack, but he couldn't.

X.A.N.A.: What did you do to me?!

Lincoln: That bomb that William threw at you attacked you with the elemental forces of Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Gravity, and Magic, along with a powerful poison that affected your powers and disabled them for the next 72 hours.

William Dunbar: Which gives me more than enough time to kill you.

Suddenly, something inside William Dunbar's mind snapped as his ocean blue eyes turned neon ocean blue, and he was surrounded by an ocean blue energy aura with ocean waves and jaguars, he then unholstered his massive Tlāloc's Water Sword of Oceanic Redemption from his now wider and more muscular back, and as he approached X.A.N.A., he left ocean blue energy, ocean waves, and jaguars with every step.

William: X.A.N.A., I will never forgive you for everything that you've done to my friends, and what you did in turning me into your puppet. I thought we were finally rid of you when we sent you to The River of Fire. (Getting Angry) But, as always, you refuse to stay dead and you decided to return yet again..., YOU HAVE CROSSED ONE LINE TOO MANY, X.A.N.A., AND I'LL MAKE SURE YOU NEVER RISE AGAIN!

Maria Rockell: Uh oh. X.A.N.A.'s crossed one line too many, and now, William's going to make him pay for everything that he's done.

Suddenly, William Dunbar screamed like a madman and then…

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A massive explosion of energy blasted out around him and the ground was shaking violently and he was surrounded by a massive vortex of ocean blue energy with water, ocean waves, and jaguars surrounding it, there was a jaguar running around the vortex, and inside the vortex is a red phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, William Dunbar emerged, but he was changed forever.

The 7'0" tall and extremely muscular William Dunbar remained the same, along with his new clothes and large eight ocean blue orbs orbiting around his legs, he has neon ocean blue eyes and an ocean blue energy aura with water and ocean waves, and jaguars surrounding him and he has ocean blue highlights in the bangs of his longer neck-length black hair, William Dunbar has a jaguar holding the Water and Eternity Kanjis in its paws emblazoned on his forehead, he has silver jaguar head stud earrings with ocean blue gems for eyes and the Water and Eternity Kanjis on its heads and he has on his large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with ocean blue crystals for the links and a silver jaguar head with ocean blue gems for eyes and the Water and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant across his bare chest. Suddenly, William Dunbar felt a sharp pain on his wider and more muscular back, and massive black angel wings with ocean blue blue tips on the large black feathers had sprouted out on William Dunbar's wider and more muscular back.

William Dunbar had out his massive Tlāloc's Water Sword of Oceanic Redemption sword in his large left hand and elemental blaster in his right hand, and he has on his new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with ocean blue gems on his wrists, long ocean blue trenchcoat flaps with ocean waves and jaguars on the coattails around his ocean blue loincloth and held up by his new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a golden jaguar head with ocean blue gems for eyes and a large ocean blue gem in its open mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large ocean blue Spellbook of The Gods and The Universe and large ocean blue Universal Spellbook of The Elemental Forces on his left hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, and an Indigo Lantern Corps ring on his right ring finger. William Dunbar has a jaguar with ocean waves surrounding it and an angel's golden halo with angel wings around it tattooed on his wider and more muscular back, and the tattoo he has on his chest is glowing and there's an ocean blue kanji below the jaguar that said, "William Dunbar, Trusted Member and Trusted Ally of The Lyoko Warriors, Leader and Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Redemption Squad, Former General and Destroyer of X.A.N.A., Loving Boyfriend and Future Husband of Maria Rockell, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Emissary of Tlāloc and Tefnut, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Jaguars, Swords, Blasters, and Water."

ウィリアム・ダンバー、リョーコ・ウォリアーズの信頼できるメンバーであり信頼できる同盟者、チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームの償還隊のリーダー兼創設者、XANAの元将軍兼破壊者、マリア・ロッケルの愛するボーイフレンドと未来の夫、悪の殺し屋、混乱した、殺人、冷酷な、とサディスティックバスターズ、トラロックとテフヌトの使者、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、そしてジャガー、剣、ブラスター、そして水のマスター

William Dunbar has transformed into SUPER ANGEL ETERNITY INFINITY RAINSTORM REDEMPTION JAGUAR ANGEL OF OCEANIC COMPASSION AND RAINSTORM JUSTICE!

We were amazed by William Dunbar's Super Angel Eternity Infinity transformation, and when Maria Rockell saw him, she had an even brighter atomic red blush on her face and hearts in her eyes. But when X.A.N.A. William saw it, he fell into a homicidal rage and tried to attack, but William Dunbar fired a powerful blast of ocean blue energy with ocean waves and jaguars, and it hits X.A.N.A., and sent him flying into a wall.

Maria Rockell: Whoa, William, you look so much more handsome and extremely ripped. How do you feel?

William Dunbar: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Aztec Rainstorm and Oceanic Redemption) I feel incredible, babe, and now, to take care of X.A.N.A. and get rid of the demons of the past.

William Dunbar went at the powerless X.A.N.A. William, and he fired powerful blasts of ocean blue energy, water, jaguars, and elemental blasts from his blaster at X.A.N.A. William, and they explode with incredible power as they hit him. Then, they clashed with their swords, but William took the advantage and disarmed X.A.N.A. William, and then, he fired a powerful wave of ocean blue energy, and it completely obliterated X.A.N.A. William forever. Then, the spirit of X.A.N.A. himself appeared.

William Dunbar: You are never welcome here again, X.A.N.A., and consider this a final act of mercy from Team Loud Phoenix Storm to you.

William puts his large right hand to X.A.N.A.'s faceless form.

William Dunbar: HAKAI!

Suddenly, X.A.N.A. glowed purple, and as he was screaming in excruciating pain, he was Hakaied and banished to The Warp forever. We cheered wildly for what William Dunbar did, as he'd holstered his new massive Tlāloc's Water Sword of Oceanic Redemption sword on his wider and more muscular back and his elemental blaster on his left hip and powered down, and William Dunbar's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, and angel wings are permanent. Then, as he turned to head back to us, Maria Rockell ran up to him, and hugged his waist, and he then responded by wrapping his now abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her and hugged her. Then, he leaned down to her face, and they passionately kissed, and we cheered for them, then, they came back to us.

Nico: Alright, William, awesome job in getting rid of X.A.N.A.

William: Thanks, Nico, and the thanks should also go to Lincoln, that elemental bomb he made was definitely a success.

Lincoln: You're welcome, William, and because of the success of the first elemental bomb, it'll also be perfect for when Venjix dares to show his ugly face in the future.

Nico: Hmm, and that elemental bomb you made, Lincoln, just gave me an awesome idea. But, I'm not going to reveal what it is.

Lincoln: We get you, Mum's the word.

Luna Loud: And the elemental bomb Lincoln made is also our added form of payback on X.A.N.A. and Venjix for putting doubt on us. What we've been doing is right, monsters like X.A.N.A. and Venjix are beyond redemption, and they deserve their rightful punishment.

Lincoln: You got that right, Luna, and we've since been free of the doubt those two have put on us. It just proves what kinds of lowlife scumbags those assholes really are.

Nico: Not arguing with you on that one, big guy.

Everyone: Same here.

Me: Today was definitely an awesome day, Lincoln made Abacus Cinch see the error of her ways and he rescued more girls for his harem and was reunited with another Guardian Angel, we had fun at Dairy Land, we had another successful humiliation session against Flip, Lewis Travolta, Billy McLean, Amy, and Chris Savino, and we're now finally rid of X.A.N.A. for good.

Nico: You got that right, J.D. But great job everyone.

Sammy: Thanks Nico. (To the viewers) This was a really funny adventure and it was so awesome how we humiliated Chris Savino too.

Me: It sure was Sammy. (To the viewers) It's crazy that we're doing this to the Loud House's own creator but I figured this adventure would fit perfectly to blow off some steam on those that have a lot of pent up rage towards Chris for his treatment of Lincoln. I'm sorry this was slandering in some way but it's what he had coming.

Nico: That's true.

Eli: But this was funny though.

Me: Yep. Don't worry this will be the last time Chris is with this world though.

Nico: Good.

We later went back home and enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep.

THE END


Another awesome adventure done.

This was the funniest humiliation ever. Also yes I know that Chris Savino is the creator of the Loud House but the Internet Fan Base saw over the course of 2 years from 2016 to 2018 that Chris was making Lincoln into a burden to the family and making his sisters treat him like dirt and it's horrible. I'm sorry to ruin his name like this but it's something I wanted to get off my chest and help the Internet Fanbase that hates Chris get it off their chests too. Many people call Chris a douchebag now for what he did because of the infamous episodes of The Loud House: The Sweet Spot, Sleuth Or Consequences, Green House, No Such Luck, Brawl In The Family and many more Animation Atrocities that he did. It's not right that he hates Lincoln in every way. Also Chris got fired for sexual harassment and he should have been sent to prison and blackballed for life. But this was a really funny chapter. The first part was for Cooler's Revenge from Dragonball Z and that was awesome and action packed. The second part was for Equestria Girls and we went to stop Abacus Cinch and have her be part of the M.O.E. NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Etstheclarencefan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys. Nico's next rescue is gonna be in the world of W.I.T.C.H. and Nico, me, Emerald Sustrai, the Guardians and Nerissa are going to stand before the Oracle and talk to him about how I resurrected Nerissa and helped her get rid of her darkness. And we're going to give her a pardon. We're also going to meet a Psycholeopterran Gene-Slammer named Athena Rollins from Australia. And she is Nico's Australian Explorer friend. Lincoln's rescue is gonna be in the world of The Lord of The Rings and Lincoln and the group are going to face Gollum and help Frodo destroy the Ring. They are also going to meet a Lava Golem Gene-Slammer named Gina Smitters and she has a really big revelation about Pablo and Anderson, the bullies that Taylor knew and it's SOMETHING EXTREMELY HORRIBLE! It will be revealed during the Exercise scene. The next chapter is gonna be an awesome adventure 38 years in the making as we all meet Bastian Balthazar Bux and journey through The NeverEnding Story and help Atreyu from minute one of the journey to save Fantasia from The Nothing and Gmork and find a cure for The Empress. And also beat up the bullies that hurt Bastian.

See you all tomorrow.