MMM BARBECUE


Flying over the oceans of the world of the Legend of Zelda was Nico and Pyrrha Nikos and they were flying over many islands.

Pyrrha Nikos: Wow! The World of Legends of Zelda looks like a much happier and better place now that Ganondorf is gone.

Nico: Who knows how long that will last.

Pyrrha Nikos: But he will meet his end when the time comes.

Nico: Thanks for coming with me, Pyrrha.

Pyrrha: Anytime Nico. This is gonna be so awesome going with you on one of your rescues. I have a feeling I know why we're here. To rescue Link's sister Aryll.

Nico: Yep.

Pyrrha Nikos: This will be fun.

Nico: Pyrrha, do you recommend Pumpkin Pete's cereal for eating?

Pyrrha: I sure do and it's why I'm on the front of the box. I endorse the company that makes it and it's awesome.

Nico: We'll have to try it sometime.

Pyrrha: You were just curious about that I'll bet.

Nico: Yep.

Pyrrha: I see.

Nico: There's the island.

They saw THE FORSAKEN FORTRESS!


Forsaken Fortress is the first dungeon Link visits in The Wind Waker. It is an ominous island, and most people tend to avoid it. The stone fortress is well-guarded with cannons, searchlights, and hordes of Miniblins, Bokoblins, and Moblins, who patrol the area and attack any would-be invaders. The Helmaroc King makes his home on the Forsaken Fortress as Ganondorf's servant. It is also the place where Link's sister, Aryll, is held prisoner along with Mila and Maggie until they are rescued.

Before the Great Flood, the Forsaken Fortress was the Gerudo's Fortress. Tetra briefly mentions to Link that the fortress previously belonged to another clan of pirates.


Nico: Whoa!

Pyrrha: There it is. Wow it sure gives me the creeps.

Nico: Me too.

Pyrrha: This is gonna be interesting.

Nico: If you see any metal, you should probably use your Semblance on it.

Pyrrha: Right.

Nico: And if you see any guards, destroy them.

Pyrrha: You got it.

They went onto the fortress and it was a creepy and foreboding place.

Nico: Wow.

They walked on and it looked deserted.

Nico: What a scary place.

Pyrrha: No kidding. Link was very brave to take this place on.

Nico: He sure was.

Pyrrha then saw a metal door and she used her Semblance on it and ripped it off and it had a treasure chest in it.

Nico: A treasure chest. Lets see what's in it.

They opened it and it had a sword in it and it was THE SWORD OF DIN! It was a sword of fire and it had intense flames enveloping the blade.

Nico: WHOA!

Pyrrha: That sword is amazing.

Nico: Yeah. You want it?

Pyrrha: Okay.

She took the sword and they pressed on.

Nico: Let's still keep an eye out for any danger.

Pyrrha: Okay.

They walked on and kept their eyes out for any danger. Along the way Nico got the Staff of Nayru and they found the Spear of Farore. The three weapons of The Triforce. Then they reached the top of the fortress tower and it had guards all over.

Nico: Guards. Lets get them.

Pyrrha: Lets.

They went over and slashed and burned and blasted the guards all over and blew them to pieces.

Nico: Take that!

?: (Techno Voice) Nico?

They saw a Biot-Savartian and a bunch of prisoners.

Biot-Savartin: (In a girls voice) Wow boy are we glad to see you.

Nico: That voice. Ophelia Nasturtium?

Ophelia Nasturtium: That's right.

Nico: Wow it's awesome seeing you here.

Aryll: Thank goodness you guys saved us.

Pyrrha: Lets get you all out of here.

They got the prisoners out.

Pyrrha: What's your favorite memory of Nico?

Ophelia Nasturtium: Lots of memories.

She reverted back and she was a girl with black hair and had yellow eyes and had yellow and black clothes.

Ophelia Nasturtium: I like to garden and me and Nico were in Botany class together and we did a lot of projects on plants and even grew fruit and vegetable trees.

Nico: Yep. Ophelia also has another amazing quality about her and that's she has plant powers.

Pyrrha: That's amazing.

Nico: Yep.

Ophelia Nasturtium: Yep. Now I also have magnetic powers too.

Nico: So awesome.

Aryll: That is cool.

Nico: Yep.

Nico and Ophelia then hugged.

Nico: I really missed you.

Ophelia Nasturtium: Same here. I could go for an awesome salad when we get home.

Pyrrha: Awesome.

They went back home and later told us about how it went and it was incredible.


After Nico's rescue, Lincoln, Nico, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lincoln's harem, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, Sima Shi, Sima Zhao, Sun Jian, Guo Jia, Zhang Bao, Guan Xing, Cao Cao, Liu Bei, Sun Quan, Sima Yi, Jiang Wei, Yukimura Sanada (Samurai Warriors), Keiji Maeda (Samurai Warriors), Kanetsugu Naoe (Samurai Warriors), Hanzo Hattori (Samurai Warriors), Musashi Miyamoto (Samurai Warriors), Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, and Weiss are heading to the world of Donkey Kong Country 2, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the fourteen girls, along with the Flame Cerberus Gene-Slammer, but we're also going to face Kaptain King K. Rool and his crew, and turn them into crocodile skin wallets.

Lincoln: Wow, we're in the world of Donkey Kong Country 2, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the fourteen girls, along with the Flame Cerberus Gene-Slammer, but we're also going to face Kaptain King K. Rool and his crew, and turn them into crocodile skin wallets.

Nico: That's right, big guy. This is going to be one awesome rescue.

TLPS Mr. Wolf: But, I can't help but get the feeling that the Flame Cerberus Gene-Slammer has one nasty and horrifying revelation about Sammy's evil twin sister, Amy.

Hector (Heathcliff): I'd hate to find out about that one.

Lincoln: But, we're going to find out about it soon, and I want to thank you, Heathcliff and the Catillac Cats for joining us, Weiss.

Weiss: You're welcome, Lincoln.

?: HELP!

Suddenly, Lincoln heard the sound of fourteen girls calling for help. With his deep sapphire blue cyborg eyes and superhuman sight, along with sensing energy signals, he saw and heard exactly where the call for help was coming from. He saw the fourteen girls, along with the Flame Cerberus Gene-Slammer, but they've been cornered by Kaptain King K. Rool and his crew, and he's going to kill them all.

Lincoln: Guys, I found the fourteen girls, along with the Flame Cerberus Gene-Slammer, but they've been cornered by Kaptain King K. Rool and his crew, and he's going to kill them all.

Hector (Heathcliff): Alright, then, let's go crazy!

Keiji Maeda (Samurai Warriors): Alright, now you're talking.

We rushed on over, and Lincoln fired a powerful barrage of rainbow energy balls and elemental forces, which hits Kaptain King K. Rool and his crew, and the fourteen girls got away from them, and the Flame Cerberus Gene-Slammer joined us. When Kaptain King K. Rool and his crew saw us, they were enraged.

Lincoln: You're mincemeat, you ugly crocs.

Lincoln unholstered his improved massive Sword of Universal Hope and Elemental Bravery from his wider and muscular back and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and unholster their massive swords, Sima Shi, Sima Zhao, Sun Jian, Guo Jia, Zhang Bao, Guan Xing, Cao Cao, Liu Bei, Sima Yi, Sun Quan, and Jiang Wei got out their weapons, Lincoln's sisters transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and unholster their massive swords from their backs, Lincoln's sisters transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and unholster their massive swords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholster their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Dark Compassion and Demonic Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demon Fang of The Demon Hound sword from his wider and more muscular back, Weiss, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, and Ravus Nox Fleuret got out their swords, Hector got out his massive Heaven's Maw of Judgement sasumata pike, and Me, Nico, Eli, and Nicole also unholstered our massive swords and transformed, and we went at Gabriel, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time Energy, Gravity, and Magic, steel orbs, stars, rainbow flames, rainbow crystals, orange flames, blue flames, ice, and green flames at Kaptain King K. Rool and his crew, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit them.

Hector and Keiji Maeda (Samurai Warriors) cuts down more of Kaptain King K. Rool's crew with their Ogre Horn and Heaven's Maw of Judgement sasumata pikes, and then, Lincoln delivered one powerful one-handed downward swing, and he cuts down Kaptain King K. Rool, and he and his crew were then turned into Kremling-skin leather boots for Lincoln's harem, and the spirits of Kaptain King K. Rool and his crew were Super Hakaied and sent to Oblivion forever. We cheered wildly as we holstered our weapons and power down.

Lincoln: That's it for another pair of Kremlings. (To the Flame Cerberus Gene-Slammer) And it's good to see you again, Irena Malkovich.

Irena Malkovich: (Canadian Accent) You too, Lincoln, it's been a long time.

They went up to each other, and they hugged, and Irena Malkovich was also very surprised at how much stronger and at how much taller and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him.

Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you when you were fourteen, and I've grown a lot since then.

Irena Malkovich: Yeah, you've really grown a lot from the eleven-year-old cute little boy into a 17-year-old 7'0" tall and very handsome teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs.

Nico: Whoa, Lincoln, you know her?

Lincoln: Yeah, I do, Nico. This is Irena Malkovich, she came to Michigan from Montana, Canada when she was twelve years old, she knows a lot about pyrotechnics, she's also a talented Firebending Dancer and fighter, and she also had a nasty encounter with Sammy's former evil twin sister, Amy.

Nico: Uh oh, I knew this is going to be bad news about one of the Total Drama Sore Losers, and it's against that bitch, Amy.

Lincoln: We're going to hear about that later, now, let's get you back to normal, Irena. Boys, cover your eyes, hold still, Irena, this is going to hurt.

Me, Nico, Eli, and the rest of the boys had covered our eyes as Lincoln snapped his fingers, and Irena was reverting back to normal. Irena Malkovich is a beautiful 17-year-old with long orange hair going to the upper part of her back, orange eyes, fair skin, she's 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, and she also now has massive orange angel wings, as she reigned in the power of Flame Cerberus.

Lincoln: How do you feel, Irena?

Irena Malkovich: Good. (Realizes she's in her birthday suit) But, I'm also in my birthday suit.

Lincoln gave Irena Malkovich a new wardrobe, a short-sleeved orange blouse and purple shirt with a gold phoenix on it, orange blouse with the Flame Cerberus on it, purple pants, orange leather ankle-high combat boots, and a long orange sleeveless trenchcoat with hellhounds and flames on the coattails and Flame Cerberus on the back, and on her back is a large Flame Cerberus-themed sword with a 6'5" massive, wide, double-edged, man-sized orange blade with Flame Cerberus etched on it, large orange dog heads with purple gems for eyes for the crossguard, large purple gem for the hilt, longer black handle, and four large orange dog heads with purple gems for eyes and in their open mouths for the pommel.

Irena Malkovich: Wow, I love the new outfit and large sword you made for me, Lincoln.

Suddenly, a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Irena Malkovich's neck with orange gems on the gold lightning bolts and purple crystals links from her new Crystal Necklace of the Buddha.

Irena Malkovich: (Surprised) Whoa, is this...?

Lincoln: Yep, that's a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and you're one of my many future wives, Irena.

Irena Malkovich had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes, as Lincoln wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist and he leaned down and he kissed her on the lips, and she returned it, and we cheered for them.

Then, we went up to the fourteen girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them. The fourteen girls are Princess Apricot and Damia from Bosco Adventure, Asabuki Kogane, Ougi Kinoa, and Taneomi Shizuru from Bubuki Buranki, Janai the Sunfire Elf Princess and Aanya from The Dragon Prince, Toshima Ayaka, Katsushika Juria, Taitou Fujiko, Suginami Rushie, Shibuya Sachi, and Adachi Shiori from Dorei-Ku: The Animation.

Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Princess Apricot, Damia, Asabuki Kogane, Ougi Kinoa, Taneomi Shizuru, Janai the Sunfire Elf Princess, Aanya, Toshima Ayaka, Katsushika Juria, Taitou Fujiko, Suginami Rushie, Shibuya Sachi, and Adachi Shiori.

Nicole: From Bosco Adventure, Bubuki Buranki, The Dragon Prince, and Dorei-Ku: The Animation, awesome.

Lincoln: Are you girls okay?

Janai the Sunfire Elf Princess: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.

Then, when Janai the Sunfire Elf Princess and the other thirteen girls saw who it was that saved them from Kaptain King K. Rool and his crew, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old 7'0" tall, handsome, bare-chested hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead, golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive and wide right pec and it was surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his wider and more muscular back, and right on top was the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, and Buffalo, and below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Lightning Storms, The Weather, and The Thirteen Elemental Forces, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, and Golden-Hearted Lover, Father of Many Kids, Son, and Future Husband, Descendant of The 17th Century Duke Lincoln of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, God of Truth and Justice, and Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it and a kanji that read "Spiciest Man of The Loud House" on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and a Mark of Manhood tattoo of a bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm.

He had his massive Sword of Universal Hope and Elemental Bravery holstered on his wider and muscular back, his orange Crystal Saber holstered on his left hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted orange bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, his large gold Cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive and indestructible deep sapphire blue angel wings and the stars and blue nebulae reflecting on them with rainbow tips on the large deep sapphire blue feathers, and he was dressed in an orange version of He Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, and Buffalo on them and with hanging mini silver lightning bolts held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with large orange gem for the belt buckle on his waist, a pair of large blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs with the orange kanjis "Savior of The Loud House, Powerful Student of Many Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of The Crusaders of The Thunderbird, and The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms" on the left legs, and large white leather combat boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on it, a large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts with a large deep sapphire blue gem in the shape of a Thunderbird on top of a silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on his neck and across his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, a large Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring on his left ring finger, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger, he had eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs, and circling around his feet on the floor are eight golden crosses with angelic runes.

Janai the Sunfire Elf Princess: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.

Then, Lincoln made thirteen clones of himself, and he and the thirteen clones went up to the girls, and picked them up and hugged them in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and kissed them on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrap their arms around the necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.

Janai the Sunfire Elf Princess: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.

Suddenly, fourteen Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared around the necks of Princess Apricot, Damia, Asabuki Kogane, Ougi Kinoa, Taneomi Shizuru, Janai the Sunfire Elf Princess, Aanya, Toshima Ayaka, Katsushika Juria, Taitou Fujiko, Suginami Rushie, Shibuya Sachi, and Adachi Shiori with colored gems and crystals on the gold lightning bolts. We return to the Estate, we told everyone what happened, and they were shocked when they found out the villain we went after was Kaptain King K. Rool and his crew.

But, when Lincoln showed what we did to Kaptain King K. Rool and his crew, they cheered wildly for Lincoln and the rest of us, and they hugged us, and the girls in Lincoln's harem then went up to Lincoln, and they kissed him all over. Lincoln and Irena Malkovich have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town.


After getting rid of Kaptain King K. Rool and his crew, we were training intensely in the gym, this time, doing 150,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 9,500-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and when Irena Malkovich saw Lincoln working out like crazy, she had an atomic red blush on her faces.

Irena Malkovich: (Canadian Accent) Whoa, Lincoln's really grown to be a 17-year-old 7'0" tall, really big, and really strong young man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful muscles hard at work, and to work out with those 9,500-lb barbells and not even get tired, incredible.

Lincoln: And I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Irena, and now, I can also fight and defend myself.

Irena Malkovich: (Canadian Accent) That's incredible.

Nico: It sure is, Irena. So, what's this about the nasty and horrifying revelation about Sammy's evil former twin sister, Amy, that Lincoln mentioned?

Sammy: Yeah, when Lincoln mentioned that, I decided that I also want to hear it.

Gwen (Total Drama): Same with all of us.

Irena Malkovich: (Canadian Accent) You won't like it, Nico, along with you and the Total Drama crew, Sammy. Years ago, back in Montreal, I was with the Total Drama Crew in high school, but then, I had found out something very bad from Sammy: my parents were attacked brutally by Amy and her evil mother, and she'd found out that Amy and her evil mother wanted more victims to rob and kill, and I still remembered finding out about what those bitches did to Sammy's dad. They were sure that they had gotten away with it, but what they didn't know was that we had cameras recording in and out the house, and I gave the videos to the police, and they got the words that my parents are awake, and I was so happy to hear about the news. They issued an arrest warrant for them, but Amy and her evil mother shot the cops who were sent to arrest them, and they died. We decided not to stay there in Canada anymore, so that's why we moved to Michigan, not only for a new life, but to get away from Amy and her evil mother.

We gasped at that really nasty and horrifying revelation about Amy.

Me: (Horrified) My God.

Nico: I knew Amy was a bloodthirsty, sadistic, psychotic bitch, along with her mother, and we knew they killed Sammy's dad, but to find out they almost killed Irena's parents, so they could not only rob them of their money, but also their lives to slake their thirst for blood, that's just fucking sick.

Gwen (Total Drama): Amy's nothing more than bad news from the very beginning, and I hope that she rots in prison until the day she dies for what she did to Sammy, her dad, and to Irena's parents.

Courtney: What they almost did to Mr. and Mrs. Malkovich, that's really horrifying, and that crime still haunted Montreal to this day.

Lincoln: Amy should've been arrested and put in prison long ago, and her evil mother put to death at the same time. But, they evaded the law for far too long.

Me: And the law eventually caught up to them, and they got the fates they deserved, Amy was sent to prison for the rest of her life by our hands, and Amy's evil mother was sentenced to the same thing to Amy's mom. They both got life without parole. Canada doesn't do the death penalty anymore.

We then got a shower afterwards, and suddenly, a bright light shined down on the Estate, and we'd covered our eyes. Then, as the bright lights faded, we uncovered our eyes, and to our surprise, the world of The Dragon Prince has merged with ours.

Lincoln: Wow, Janai, Aanya, look, your world has merged with ours.

Janai the Sunfire Elf Princess: Incredible.

Aanya: Which means, I can't wait to see Callum and his girlfriend, Rayla the Moonshadow Elf again, you're going to love meeting them, Lincoln.

Hector (Heathcliff): But, this also means, we're going to deal with Viren, and we're going to slay him for good.

Me: That's right. Viren is a dangerous and powerful dark mage who needs to be destroyed.

?: You got that right.

We then saw two figures walk up to us, they were Callum and his girlfriend, Rayla the Moonshadow Elf.

Janai the Sunfire Elf Princess: Rayla.

Aanya: Callum.

Callum: Aanya, Janai.

They ran up to each other and hugged. Then, they told them everything, and that Lincoln was the one who rescued them, and they're now part of his harem, and they cheered for them, and they also know Lincoln will take good care of them. Then, we also met Soren, who was Viren's son, but he had severed his ties to his father long ago and fought against him, and we also had to save Claudia from her father's distorted view of the world, and when she saw what she had done was bad, she broke down and cried, and Lincoln comforted her. Then, we set off for Viren's castle, and it was like a dark fortress from the darkest depths of Hell. We snuck in, and we then saw our target: Viren, and he had an army of Moonshadow Elf assassins.

Viren: Soon, I will have my revenge on Callum and his friends for ruining my ambitions, and soon the world will soon be mine!

Just then, a nebula with shining stars in the skies had appeared out of nowhere, and then, elemental elves made of Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time Energy, Gravity, and Magic, and they attacked the Moonshadow Elf assassins, and destroyed them all. Then, the sound of a Thunderbird screech and Phoenix cry were heard, and an explosion had erupted out of nowhere, and as the dust settled, we appeared.

Viren: So, the famous Team Loud Phoenix Storm, along with Callum and Rayla have arrived?

Lincoln: That's right, Viren, and we're here for one thing: to take you down and end your reign of terror for good.

Rachel Alucard: And I've had it up to hear with you to last an eternity.

Suddenly, Rachel Alucard's blood red eyes turned neon blood red, and she was surrounded by a blood red energy aura with blood, darkness, and vampire bats, and as she approached Viren, she left blood red energy, blood, darkness, and vampire bats with every step. Suddenly, Rachel Alucard was surrounded by a massive vortex of blood red energy with blood and darkness surrounding the vortex, there's a colony of vampire bats flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a black phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Rachel Alucard emerged, but she was changed forever.

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Rachel Alucard grew to 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess and has blood red highlights in the bangs of her long blonde hair tied in pigtails by black ribbons, she has neon blood red eyes and a blood red energy aura with blood, darkness, and vampire bats surrounding her. She has a vampire bat with the Dark Kanji in its claws emblazoned on her forehead, she has on vampire bat earrings with blood red crystals for the eyes and the Dark Kanji in its claws, and she also has a vampire bat with blood red crystals for the eyes and the Dark Kanji in its claws for the second pendant of her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with blood red gems on the gold lightning bolts and blood red crystals from her Crystal Necklace of The Buddha which merged with her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love. Rachel Alucard has on a Gothic Lolita frilly black gown and jacket, red ribbon bow tie, red bat symbol design cross from the front to the back on her dress, another red cross on her shawl and bottom half, black pony heel boots with a red cross, a red ribbon on her right ankle, and long black long-sleeved coat with vampire bats on the coattails and the symbol of the Alucard Family on the back, and her red bat familiar, Gii, was by her side as always.

Suddenly, Rachel Alucard's black cat familiar, Nago, in the form of an umbrella, and Rachel Alucard's massive Destroyer of the Novus Orbis Librarium sword were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of blood red energy, storms, darkness, and vampire bats, and when they emerged, the large black umbrella curved cane handle is covered in silver, and it has blood red gems hanging. Rachel Alucard has on her new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with blood red gems on her wrists, gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold vampire bat head with blood red gems for eyes and a blood red gem in its mouth for the belt buckle, large black Spellbook of The Gods and The Universe and large black Universal Spellbook of the Elemental Forces on her left hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her right hip. There's a blood red kanji below the symbol of the Alucard Family on the back that said, "Rachel Alucard, Aristocratic Heiress and Head of the Alucard Family, Friend of Ragna the Bloodedge and Many, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Former Observer, Destroyer of Yuuki Terumi's Delusional Plans, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Vampire Bats, Familiars, Magic, Blood, and Darkness."

レイチェル・アルカード、貴族の相続人であり、アルカード家の長であり、ブラッドエッジのラグナの友人であり、リンカーン・ラウドの愛する未来の妻、元オブザーバー、照海優希の妄想計画の破壊者、悪の殺し屋、混乱した、殺人、冷酷、そしてサディスティックな野郎、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、そして吸血コウモリ、使い魔、魔法、血、そして闇のマスター

Rachel Alucard has transformed into SUPER ANGEL INFINITY CRIMSON ARISTOCRAT VAMPIRE BAT ANGEL OF DARKNESS LOVE AND FAMILIAR JUSTICE!

We were amazed by Rachel Alucard's Super Angel Infinity transformation, and when Lincoln saw it, he had an atomic red blush on his face and hearts in his eyes. But, when Viren saw it, he fell into a rage and transformed into his true form, as his eyes turned black, and his skin turned pale, and he fired a powerful blast of dark magic, but Rachel Alucard fired a powerful blast of blood red energy from Nago's eyes, and they hit Viren, and he hits the wall.

Lincoln: Wow, Rachel, you look beautiful, how do you feel?

Rachel Alucard: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of Vampiric Darkness and Blood Bat Love) I feel incredible, Linky, and now, shall we put an end to this evil dark mage?

Lincoln: (Smiles) You got it.

Lincoln unholstered his improved massive Sword of Universal Hope and Elemental Bravery from his wider and muscular back and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, and he joined Rachel Alucard.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Voice of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope) Let's put an end to this monster once and for all.

Rachel Alucard and Lincoln went after Viren, who fired blasts of dark magic at them, but they dodged the attacks, and Rachel Alucard and Lincoln fired powerful blasts of blood red energy, rainbow energy, elemental forces, darkness, storms, blood, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Buffalo, Angels, vampire bats, and magic, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit the dark mage. Then, Lincoln and Rachel Alucard fired powerful blasts of red energy, and as they hit Viren, they began sucking out all of Viren's magic and knowledge of magic, and they along with the rest of us made them our own. Then, Rachel Alucard and Lincoln fired two powerful blasts of energy, which hits Viren, and they exploded with incredible power, and the resulting explosion killed Viren. Then, as soon as his spirit appeared, Lincoln and Rachel Alucard marked his forehead with a kanji, and after being found guilty by those he killed, Viren was erased from existence forever. We cheered wildly for Lincoln and Rachel Alucard, as Lincoln holstered his massive and improved Sword of Universal Hope and Elemental Bravery on his wider and more muscular back, and he and Rachel Alucard power down, and Rachel Alucard's new body, clothes, weapons, and jewelry are permanent.

Rachel Alucard: And now that Viren is dead, the land is now at peace. Thank you for helping me with taking care of Viren, Lincoln.

Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Rachel Alucard.

Lincoln wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around Rachel Alucard's waist, and he brought her into an embrace, which took her by surprise and that brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to her face, they kissed passionately as she wraps her left arm around his wider and muscular back, and her left hand was on his massive and wide right pec, and right behind them was a Thunderbird, Angel, and Phoenix flying in the air, and we also saw a herd of Buffalo running across the field and vampire bats flying in the air, and the display of the elemental forces. We had tears in our eyes and a smile on our faces.

Me: Wow, now that's so awesome.

Nico: You said it, J.D.

Then, Lincoln and Rachel Alucard came back to us. Suddenly, Rachel Alucard felt a sharp pain on her back, and massive black angel wings with blood red tips on the large black feathers sprouted out of her back.

Nico: Whoa.

Lincoln: Whoa is right, Nico. Rachel, you now have angel wings.

Lincoln made a mirror of water, and when Rachel Alucard saw her new angel wings, she was amazed.

Rachel Alucard: Wow. I now have angel wings of my own, and in my favorite colors, black with blood red tips.

Lincoln: You look like a true Angel of Darkness, Rachel.

Me: She sure does, big guy.

Callum: And now, we're rid of Viren for good.

Rayla: Now, the Moonshadow Elves will no longer believe in Viren's lie.

Soren: I'm glad that I cut my ties to my father, what he's done can never be forgiven, and what he did to my sister, that crossed a serious line.

Claudia: I can never forgive my father, but now that I'm free from the distorted view of the world that my former father had instilled in me, I can now start a new life.

We then returned home, and Callum, Rayla, Soren, and Claudia were made new members of the team, and now, we're finally rid of Viren for good, and he'll never return to torment anyone ever again.


Later it was time for Qin's first Ambassador mission.

Nico: Alright, Qin. Now it's your turn for Ambassador missions.

Qin: I'm really excited for this!

Me: Me too Qin. You ready for some brother and sister bonding too?

Qin: You bet I am bro and at least we don't have to go far for this one.

Me: Just a short hop away from here.

Nico: Yep and if you see Kane be sure to smash his face in for us.

Me: And we're going to go after him on April 14th. This will be good.

Qin: It sure will but we will smash his face in.

Me: Lets roll.

We were off to Detroit.

We arrived at Detroit Deluxe and WOW! It was a massive and huge city from the future and to our surprise it and Motorcity was now one and it was so awesome. No longer did Motorcity have to live underneath it. It was now one with the city.

Qin: WOW! So this is Detroit Deluxe?

Me: Yep. It's amazing isn't?

Qin: It sure is! WOW! It looks like a city from the very distant future.

Me: That was my first reaction too Qin and it is really something. It's amazing that Kane made this and turned it into a Utopian Society on top and wanted to destroy Motorcity

underneath. That is terrible.

Qin: No kidding.

We flew in and walked around and the city was amazing.

Me: This is absolutely incredible.

Qin: Boy it sure is.

Mike: Hey there. I don't think I've seen you around here before.

Qin: Oh are you Mike Chilton?

Mike Chilton: That's me.

Me: Long time no see Mike.

Mike Chilton: J.D.! Wow! It's awesome to see you!

We hugged.

Me: You are doing really well Mike.

Mike Chilton: Same to you J.D. We heard you made Team Loud Phoenix Storm and Nico is now Leader after what happened.

Me: You heard right. Oh sorry this is Qin Chen, she is here on her first Ambassador Mission. It's part of a special diplomatic mission program we made for future missions. We're coming here on April 14th to bring Kane to justice. We're going to throw him in jail where he belongs.

Mike Chilton: Awesome to meet you Qin.

Qin: Same here. We were told a lot about you Mike.

Mike Chilton: I'm glad. After we defeated Kane he went into hiding.

Me: We'll find him and smash him into pulp.

Qin: We sure will.

Mike: Qin, don't take this this wrong way. But there's something... off about you.

Qin: Yeah I know what you mean and you are talking about my Komodo Dragon half.

Me: Qin was gene-slammed with Komodo Dragon DNA by one of the Paradigm Brothers. Many people that we have met have been slammed by the Paradigm Brothers.

Mike Chilton: That's terrible! What does Gene-Slammed mean?

Me: Spliced with DNA from animals and turned into hybrid creatures. But we also have Team Rocket's scientists doing the same thing with many creatures and more.

Mike Chilton: That is nuts! That's REALLY playing with fire and tampering with the laws of mother nature.

Me: That's right and the Paradigm Brothers are all dead because of that. Mess with the laws of Mother Nature and there will be terrible consequences. How are all your friends doing?

Mike Chilton: Awesome. Lets go see them.

We went to the hideout of Mike Chilton and we saw Julie Kane, Chuck, Dutch Gordy, Texas, R.O.T.H. And Jacob.

Julie Kane: J.D.!

Chuck: Wow! Awesome to see you here!

Dutch Gorby: Welcome back man!

Me: Hey guys. You're all looking great.

Texas: Thanks J.D. I do look my best. Oh and who is this pretty flower with you.

Qin: My name is Qin. Qin Chen.

Me: Qin is here on her first ambassador mission with you guys. It's part of a special diplomatic mission program we have.

Jacob: That's amazing J.D.

Chuck: If Kane finds out you're back in town, it won't be long before his goons come after us.

Me: Let them come. I'm not the same as I was before when we fought the first time. I've gotten stronger and more powerful since then.

Mike Chilton: Really?

Me: Yep.

Qin: Team Loud Phoenix Storm is the most powerful force in the entire universe and no one has been able to beat us. We never lose.

Me: Lets not get overconfident Qin. But yes we all have won every battle we faced.

Julie Kane: That's amazing! You really have come a long way since you helped us J.D.

Jacob: What do you guys plan to do with Kane when you all come here?

Me: We're gonna throw him in jail for good. I have this made by the President of The United States.

I pulled out a paper and it was a Warrant for his Arrest.

Me: This is a warrant for him to be arrested on April 14th when we all come here.

Julie Kane: Wow!

Chuck: He deserves to be thrown in jail when the time comes.

Qin: He sure will be too. (Senses something) I sense something.

Qin fired a blast of fire and it hit a trash pile and exploded and out came ABRAHAM KANE!

Me: Abraham Kane.

I went over and grabbed him!

Me: Surprised to see me after all this time Kane?

Kane: You have a lot of nerve coming back here J.D.! You ruined everything for me!

Me: And I show no remorse for doing so. You had it coming for a long time.

Kane: You know something, J.D.. You really have been a thorn on my side ever since we first met.

Me: Yeah and I'm glad I've been a big thorn in your side because now I'm going to become a nail and I'm going to stab myself all the way through your black heart when we fight!

Kane: Even more so then Chilton. And years later, here you are. Only, you're not leader anymore, are you?

Me: That's right but you'll see who the new leader is soon enough.

Mike tried to help me but some of Kane's guards approached him.

Guard 1: Freeze! Put your hands in the air!

Mike thought fast and threw a wrench at the guard's throat.

Mike: Those cops from Robot Chicken were right to open fire at Luigi when he was holding a wrench all along.

I fired a blast of energy and blew the guards of Kane apart in one blast.

Kane: You've changed a lot J.D.! What happened to you?

Me: If I told you then I would have to kill you.

Tooley: Hey, boss. What do you want me to do?

Kane: Make yourself useful and go fight Chilton and his friends! Including that new fire girl!

Tooley: How am I supposed to do that?

Kane: The Hell if I know! Use your imagination!

Mike: (in his head) When it's time to take Kane down, we'll offer Tooley a better job.

Me: (In my head) I will make sure Nico gets that idea. Tooley would make a great member for the M.O.E. (Out Loud to Kane) Consider this my only threat Kane. When we fight you had better be ready to face me and all my friends with everything you got because we're going to be coming for you and there will be no mercy on your minions. And you're going to be Prisoner #16234216 by the time were done with you Kane.

Kane: I thought you were going to kill me!

Me: You're not worth the hair on my balls to waste energy on or banish you to the Warp.

Kane: That's wrong to say.

Me: So what. Before you leave I will give you an ultimatum. You have until April 14th to decide on this. You can either leave Michigan and the United States and never return or fight us and lose and go to prison for eternity for your crimes. You have until April 14th. Now get lost!

He ran and got out of sight.

Qin: That was awesome!

Mike Chilman: Yeah it was.

Me: Just like old times.

Mike: (sighs) Okay, Qin. Now that Kane's backed off for now, you wanna tell us about your background story?

Qin: (Sighs) It's something I don't like talking about. It's terrible.

Chuck: What happened?

Me: She doesn't like to talk about it.

Qin: Yeah sorry.

Mike Chilman: Oh I'm sorry. You can tell us when you are ready.

Qin: Thanks Mike.

Me: But it's great to see you all again. Aldo we don't live too far away. Did you see that massive tree?

Julie Kane: We sure did and wow! That tree is huge!

Me: That's our estate. Strange story on that.

Qin: It's true and it's amazing. The view of the planet from 100 miles up is amazing.

Chuck: That's cool!

We had a great time and later went back home.

Nico: Hey guys. How did it go?

Me: It went awesome.

I told everyone everything and it was awesome.

Eli: Whoa! Way to go bro.

May: Qin, you should probably choose who goes with you next wisely. I've got a feeling that Kane's gonna send someone to go after you guys.

Qin: Good idea and I'll have Chris Taylor and Captain America go with me next.

Me: Good idea.

Nico: It was great of you to see Mike and friends again J.D.

Me: It sure was and I gave Kane an Ultimatum: Leave or fight and we beat him and he goes to prison.

Nico: Knowing him he will wait until the last second.

Me: That's exactly what I'm anticipating.

Eli: Same with me bro. We'll be ready for him.

Nico: Yep.

Qin: It was awesome to meet Mike and crew. And J.D. really showed Kane that he is not bluffing.

May: That is so cool. And he called J.D. a massive thorn in his side? Wow. J.D. and Kane have a really terrible history.

Me: Yep. It was one year before I moved to Michigan.

Nico: So awesome.

Eli: Yeah.


Later we were walking back from the store when Halinor smelled something.

Halinor smelled alcohol.

Halinor: For God's sake, Poromon, we told you and Poliwag-

Poromon: It's not us this time! We swear!

Me: She's right. I smell something but it's not us coming from us.

We then saw KIDS THAT WERE AS DRUNK AS HELL!

Me: OH MY GOD!

Nico: These kids are drunk!? What the!?

Sakura Haruno: Look at these drunk kids!

Me: Looks like they're drinking Lemonade spiked with something.

Apeface: Excuse me. Little boy. Can you tell us who sold you that lemonade?

Kid: (Hic) (Slurred Speech) What's it to ya? He is over there.

We saw a man running a lemonade stand and it had lemonade with VODKA PUT IN IT!? THAT'S CRAZY!

Nico: Vodka in Lemonade!? That guy is in big trouble with us.

Broadside: Yo! The Hell are you doing?!

Man: Why I uh…

Me: You're contributing to the delinquency of minors that's what! You're poisoning these kids with alcohol!

Man: I'm just uh..

Nico: Save it! In fact you need to have a talk with these kids parents. (Whistles)

Then out came AN ANGRY MOB OF THE DRUNK KIDS PARENTS! AND THEY WERE ARMED WITH PITCHFORKS, TORCHES AND WEAPONS.

Me: He's in for it now.

Poromon: This is why I only offer beer on special missions.

Time Force Dash: And that's good. I think?

Nico: Oh it is. Get him!

The angry mob went at the man and he ran for his life down the street.

Nico: Heh.

Eli: Where will he go?

Nico: Oh he won't get far. Sheila and Tom are waiting for him at the end of the street.

Me: Awesome.

Nico: Anyway it's time for our next mission and believe it or not guys it's on a really strange planet 63,234 light-years from here.

Then Brass Knuckles, Titanium Toenail, Bronze Kneecap, Iron Lung, Gator Ghoul, Dumbbelltron, Samon Shakekisutanchin, Pterodactyl Ghost, Merman and Ice Demon appeared.

Brass Knuckles: Can me, Titanium Toenail, Bronze Kneecap, Iron Lung, Gator Ghoul, Dumbbelltron, Samon Shakekisutanchin, Pterodactyl Ghost, Merman and Ice Demon go with you guys?

Nico: You all sure can and we're going to a really strange planet. We don't know what this world is but it's a weird one. Lisa deploy the U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix.

Lisa Loud: You got it.

As we're getting ready to head to the planet, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes glowed even more, as he sensed a dark energy, and he saw a vision of who that dark energy belonged to, it was none other than our old enemy, Johann Shmidt A.K.A. Red Skull, and he's returned from the dead, and he wants revenge on us for killing him. When we saw that, it definitely meant trouble.

Nico: Uh oh, Lincoln, trouble?

Lincoln: Afraid so, Nico, and guys, we're not going to like it one bit: our old enemy, Red Skull, has returned from the dead, and he wants revenge on us for killing him.

We gasped in shock.

Me: What, that ruthless Nazi leader and founder of HYDRA has returned?! That bastard just doesn't know when to quit, does he?

Nico: I remembered you guys telling me about it, that you faced off against Red Skull long ago, and I was also surprised that your Grandpa Dean had a history with that monster.

Me: It's all true, Nico, and Red Skull has sworn revenge on my family ever since. But, his desires for world domination will be brought to an end yet again.

Xiao Qiao: Then, let me and Lincoln deal with that meanie.

Lincoln: But, we're not going to be the only ones, would you like to help out, J.D.?

Me: Do I ever, Lincoln, plus, Red Skull's going to be in for one nasty surprise when he sees what's happened to me.

Nico: (Smirks) Okay, and I have only one thing to say to you three: make sure that evil Nazi and the founder of HYDRA suffer dearly for everything that he's done during World War II.

Lincoln: (Smirks) You got it, Nico.

Nico: Alright, everyone, let's board the U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix, and head for the planet.

She did so and we got into the ship and we were off into space.


The U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix was flying through space.

Nico: Captain's Log, Stardate 5621.2: The U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix is en route to a mysterious planet located at the opposite side of the galaxy and we are going to investigate what this planet is and see what needs to be done there.

Sandpit: Nico, which Gene Slammer do you think you'll meet on your next rescue?

Nico: I'm hoping to go for a Mekfootan Gene-Slammer next.

Ben: One of Toepick's kind next. That will be interesting to see.

Nico: It sure would and it will be awesome to see it scare the living crap out of a criminal I hate.

Me: So Shrek will probably go with you.

Nico: Maybe.

Titanium Toenail: Wake me up when we're there.

Nico: Okay.

Titanium Toenail fell asleep.

Lincoln: I'm hoping to meet a Queen's Knight, King's Knight and Jack's Knight Gene-Slammer next.

Nico: The Knight Trio next. That will be interesting to see.

Laney: It sure will.

Lana: Yep.

Jack Spicer: Are we there yet?

Nico: Not yet.

Lisa and Bart: Are we there yet?

Homer: No.

Lisa and Bart: Are we there yet?

Homer: No.

Lisa and Bart: Are we there yet?

Homer: No.

Lisa and Bart: Are we there yet?

Homer: No.

Lisa and Bart: Are we there yet?

Homer: (Annoyed) No!

Lisa and Bart: Are we there yet?

Homer: No!

Lisa and Bart: Are we there yet?

Homer: No!

Lisa and Bart: Are we there yet?

Homer: (MAD) NOOOOOO!

Bronze Kneecap: Seriously, are we there yet?

Lisa and Bart: Are we there yet?

Homer: NO!

Lisa and Bart: Are we there yet?

Homer: NO!

Bart: Are we there yet?

Homer: (ENRAGED AND LOSES IT) NOOOOOOOOO!

He strangled Bart!

Nico: We're here!

We arrived at the planet and it was a red world and it was strange.

Spark Man: Is this Mars?

Nico: Nope. This is the planet we were going to find.

Me: Sure looks strange.

Nico: Lets land.

We landed on the planet and then we got out and to our shock, surprise and hunger we saw that the entire planet WAS COMPLETELY MADE OF MEAT! The trees were giant drumsticks, the bushes were ribs and ham and the lakes, rivers, ponds and streams were all made of gravy, the leaves on the drumsticks were all made of fish, porkchops and steaks and the fruit trees were all drumstick trees with burgers and whole roasted chickens for fruit and the vines were sausages!

Me: WHOA!

Nico: IT'S A PLANET OF MEAT!

Gator Ghoul: (licks his chomps) So much meat!

Ed: LETS GET SOME GRAVY!

Laney: Oh wow! This is an amazing planet!

Nico: (DROOLS) Wow! What a sight!

Eli: (SLURPS) MAN AM I HUNGRY!

Me: ME TOO!

Wood Man: Let's dig in!

Nico: First lets see if there is anyone here to find.

Eli: Okay.

We went out and we were amazed. The sky was red and the clouds were shaped like meat.

Flint Lockwood: Wow! This is so amazing!

Sam Sparks: I wonder if there are anymore planets like this.

Nico: That would be awesome! And I have a feeling there are planets like that.

Samon Shakekisutanchin: Too bad there's no salmon!

Nico: Actually there is. It's on the trees. See?

He saw that Nico was right.

Samon Shakekisutanchin: Wow! Thank goodness.

Me: Boy the people of Earth are gonna flip when they see a world like this.

Eli: They sure will! (SQUISH!)

Eli stepped in a puddle and it was full of baked beans!

Eli: Wow! Some of the water here is baked beans.

Nico: That is funny.

Dominique: I bet there are hot wings for Nico to eat.

Nico: I have a feeling there is.

Nico smelled the air and it was all full of meaty goodness.

Rolf: Rolf would love to call this world home.

Nico: (Laughs) Who wouldn't? This is a carnivores paradise.

Lana: That is awesome.

Pterodactyl Ghost: I'll go in the air to find out more about this planet.

Nico: Be careful.

He flew off into the air.

Nico: I hope the food here is safe to eat.

Ed was eating some ham from the trees.

Ed: (EATING) YUM! It's delicious.

Nico: Then in that case lets have lunch.

Me: Good thing I brought our picnic table.

I pulled out a cap and pressed it and threw it and then…

BBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!

Our picnic table came and we got ready.

Blast Man: Time for lunch to be served!

Ed: I smell chickens Eddy.

Eddy: We're on a meat planet monobrow. What did you expect?

Ed: A bus driver?

We gathered lots of meat and Nico got the barbecuer all fired up and it was awesome.

Ed: I love chickens Eddy!

Merman: We know, Ed. There's plenty of it here.

Nico: More than enough to feed the entire planet of Earth 100 quadrillion times over.

Eli: No kidding.

Pterodactyl Ghost came back and he was covered in clouds.

Pterodactyl Ghost: Nothing out of the ordinary. Except that the clouds are made of garlic mashed potatoes.

Nico: That's interesting.

Maria: What's that little guy doing over there?

Paragus: Careful! I sense a dangerous energy in it.

We saw what looked like a strange robot.

Me: That robot looks weird.

Nico: It looks familiar.

Eli: I got a bad feeling about this.

Nico: Wait a second. THAT'S A SCRAPLET!

Bulkhead: Scraplet! SCRAPLET!

Ice Demon: What's a Scraplet?

Ratchet: The most dangerous vermin to ever crawl upon the face of Cybertron.

William: This? Are you kidding me?

Lori: You're giant robots, Scrappy here is literally teeny.

Aligned Sideswipe: You have no idea the damage that teeny thing can do!

Lola: Aw, he wouldn't hurt anything.

But when the scraplet saw the Transformers, its eyes spliced revealing a big mouth with big sharp teeth.

Lori: WHOA!

Eli: What NASTY TEETH you have!

Eli fired a blast of Force Lightning and it hit the Scraplet and blew it apart into scrap metal.

Nico: Whoa! There's got to be many more of them.

Bulkhead: Now do you believe us? All scraplets do is dismantle machinery and eat anything metal. Especially living metal.

Blackfire: Well, bug squashed, game over. Right?

Drift: No. When it comes to scraplets there is never just one.

Me: There's bound to be more of them.

Nico: He's right. I met these monsters in the Aligned Transformers world when I went there and they come in hundreds maybe millions.

Eli: At least they don't eat meat and organic stuff.

Aligned Grimlock: This is gonna sound weird coming from me. But we should get outta here!

Me: (groans) Oh, come here, you big chickens!

Nico: No, J.D. This isn't like how Shaggy and Scooby usually get when they are cowardly. The Autobots have a good reason to be afraid of the Scraplets.

Aligned Bumblebee: Nico's right. J.D., you haven't seen a swarm of these things devour a Bot. I have and they pick you apart from the inside out, going for the small, juicy bits first. Fuse by fuse, circuit by circuit. Till there is nothing left and I mean nothing. Not even your optics. (shudders) Believe me, me and the others were nearly killed by them during the war in our world.

Me: Thank God that I'm not a robot then.

Miko: No problem. We'll help you guys beat them again.

Maria: You sound confident.

Jack Darby: Well, me, Miko, and Raf helped take them down before.

Dumbbelltron: I should probably be careful, shouldn't I?

Me: WAIT A SECOND! Sari you're a robot right?

Sari Sumdac: Yes! I'm a android.

Nico: Uh oh.

May: Where's Pinkie Pie's Parasprite Polka Music when you need it!?

Bleez: Look, if you guys don't want to come with, we won't force you. But if you do, we would really appreciate it.

Lynn: In the meantime, we'll find where they all are so we can do our entrance.

Pterodactyl Ghost: You're all in luck. I saw a massive nest of them located 10 miles west of here.

Nico: Then that's where we need to go.

Me: Right. But at least we had lunch.

Shaggy: (to the Cybertronians) Me and Scoob know how you guys feel. But eventually, you guys are gonna have to face your fears.

Aligned Sideswipe: Easy for you to say! You and Scooby run at the sight of any scary monster!

Shaggy: Well, don't be me and Scoob! Be better! (sighs) Be much better.

Nico: I agree. Leave the cowardly antics to Shaggy and Scooby. (Sigh) Man if only there were Scooby Snax that were made for Cybertronians.

Eli: That would be interesting.

Skywarp: (sighs) You guys are right. We can't keep running from the Scraplets. But just promise us you won't get any of us killed.

Lori: We literally promise.

Lola: Now, c'mon. We have to do our entrance.

Nico: Lets go.

We were off. We trekked through the meat jungle and it was REALLY FULL OF MEAT!

Nico: Man I'm getting much more hungry.

Eli: Me too.

We then saw a Cybertronian Ship. It was a Cybertronian Atlantis Ship!

Nico: That's a Cybertronian Atlantis ship!

Optimus Prime: It's strange seeing that here on a planet made of meat.

Lori Jimenez: I've never seen one here before.

Me: That is amazing that there's one here.

Iron Lung: I don't like how they're looking at me!

Nico: Lets get them!

We flew at them.

Then the spirits of the elements of metal. land, sea and air swirled around the Scraplets and then they blasted the Scraplets into scrap metal and then converged and then…

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion went off above the Scraplets and fireballs rained down onto them and destroyed many of them and then a phoenix cry was heard and then we came out to face them.

Ed: I think I swallowed a turtle.

Eddy: Shut up Ed.

Nico: Time to reduce these Scraplets to shrapnel!

Me: Jetstorm, Runway Sonar, powerlink!

They formed into The Star Saber!

Me: STAR SABER!

Nico: Lets see how they like this.

Nico fired waves of lightning and blasted the Scraplets all over.

Then Wiggum, Springfield Mafia, Cantwell, Krusty, Snake Jailbird, Rich Texan, Patty & Selma, Springfield Bullies, Cargill and Comic Book Guy appeared.

Krusty: Hey Hey Kiddies! (Laughs Goofily)

Nico: Wiggum, Springfield Mafia, Cantwell, Krusty, Snake Jailbird, Rich Texan, Patty & Selma, Springfield Bullies, Cargill and Comic Book Guy.

Chief Wiggum: Look at all this meat!

Maria: I know, right?

Nico: It's a kind of planet that always makes me hungry.

Fat Tony: We should take some home with us as a victory feast.

Cantwell: That's a good idea.

Me: I agree.

Comic Book Guy: (to Nico) We heard you went to Legend of Zelda The Windwaker.

Nico: We sure did.

Snake: What did you find there?

Nico: We rescued my friend Ophelia Nasturtium here and we also found the weapons of the 3 Goddesses.

Me: That was so awesome.

Serpentina then appeared for round 2.

Nico: Serpentina. Here for another round?

Serpentina: Yep.

Nico: Awesome.

Serpentina: Man, Hekatoid would've loved to come here!

Nico: He sure would.

Me: This is one amazing world.

Eli: Always makes me hungry.

Serpentina: We have some new recruits for you all.

4 figures came out and they were THE ROBBING LEECH, Rebecca Carstairs A.K.A. WITCHFIRE, PROFION and ABACUS CINCH!


Robbing Leech or Headsucker

The Headsucker is a one-time villain from the Cartoon Network original series, The Powerpuff Girls, only appearing in the episode "The Headsucker's Moxxy". He is a short, parasitic man, who can absorb people's knowledge by sucking on their heads.

Biography

In "The Headsucker's Moxxy", The Headsucker went to the bank, but the banker told him that the bank was closed. As the banker was walking to his car, he noticed that the man was following him, putting him in a state of paranoia. The banker ran for dear life, but then tripped over a fire hydrant, and saw that The Headsucker wasn't even following him at all, and he then realized he was acting foolish. Just then, The Headsucker leaped out of the corner and chomped the guy on the head, and the screen horrifically cut to black.

The following day, the bank had been robbed and police were trying to find out who it was. The banker was the only person in Townsville, who knew the combination to the safe and the safe was opened by somebody who knew the combination. The banker swore he didn't steal from the safe, but he still had no idea who did. He said that he didn't remember much from that night, and it was soon shown that he had bite marks on his head and they didn't know where it came from. This must have been because he was brainwashed.

That night, a security guard was guarding a highly protected jewel at the Townsville Museum. Just then, the Headsucker attacked him and sucked his brain. He used the knowledge he obtained to turn off the security code to the security system to the crystal and he stole it. The next day, the results were pretty much the same. The security guard was the only person who knew the code, but he didn't remember anything from that night, and he had bite marks on his head, identical to the bite marks on the head of the banker.

Just then, a pirate captain arrghed in pain and anger and The Powerpuff Girls went to the beach to see what all of the hubbub was about. The pirate said that his buried treasure, of which only he knew the coordinates to, had somehow been dug up and stolen. He soon revealed that he had bite marks on his head, just like all of the other victims of this mysterious headsucker.

The Powerpuff Girls figured out that there was a pattern to all of the crimes this guy was committing. All of his victims had a secret that only they knew, and this secret was to help them access valuables. They knew that The Sapphire Sultan was coming to Townsville that night to disclose information to The Mayor of Townsville, regarding the secret location of his priceless sapphire. They knew that this was where he would strike next. They were right, but they arrived too late, as The Headsucker had already brainwashed the sultan and stolen his sapphire, by the time they got there. The Powerpuff Girls thought of a way to trick The Headsucker, by luring him into attacking The Mayor, by pretending he was actually a smart guy, who knew all the secrets of Townsville.

Sure enough, The Headsucker targeted The Mayor of Townsville and tried to suck the knowledge out of his brain. However, due to The Mayor being a complete and total idiot with nothing in his brain, The Headsucker gained no knowledge from him, giving The Powerpuff Girls the ability to beat him senseless right then and there. An action packed fight occurred and The Headsucker tried to suck the brains of The Powerpuff Girls, but he failed and when he did, he was taken to jail.

When The Narrator closed the episode, he started to lose his train of thought and then claim that his head hurts, implying that he was attacked by The Headsucker.

Witchfire

Power Company

Rebecca Carstairs is a famous singer, fashion model, and actress who also happens to be a talented witch. She recently became a partner in the San Francisco based corporate superhero team known as the Power Company, in order to raise her Q rating. She was inspired to become a superhero after a chance encounter teamed her up with Wonder Woman to fight Nekron.

During the run of The Power Company, Witchfire discovered that she was not in fact the real Rebecca Carstairs, but actually a homunculus based on Carstairs. This revelation left her highly curious about the nature of her own existence, and she attempted to contact Zatanna and Madame Xanadu for information on her actual origin. This has never been fully resolved.

More recently, Witchfire was gathered with other mystics in the Oblivion Bar during the Spectre's attack on Earth. In the subsequent crisis events, she was joining the Phantom Stranger's army of mystics to help round up the Seven Deadly Sins, who had escaped when the Spectre destroyed the Rock of Eternity. She was briefly possessed by Lust and attempted to force herself on Blue Year Later

Witchfire was later again seen as a client of the Oblivion Bar from Shadowpact,[1] along with Traci Thirteenand Bork. She was also one of the magic-users enlisted by the Phantom Stranger to guard the barrier over Riverrock, Wyoming while the Shadowpact were stuck.

Profion

Profion, also known as Mage Profion and Lord Profion, is the main antagonist in the 2000 action adventure fantasy film Dungeons & Dragons, based on the popular fantasy tabletop roleplaying game Dungeons & Dragons. He is an evil Mage, as well as a tyrant who greatly opposed Commoners, ordinary folks whom most, if not all, has knowledge or abilities that are related with magic. Both his and his followers' evil nature and their hatred against Commoners whom they see as slaves were the reason why some people, including protagonist Ridley, initially greatly despise Mages in the first place.

He was portrayed by Jeremy Irons, who also played Scar in The Lion King, Simon Gruber in Die Hard With a Vengeance, John Tuld in Margin Call, Alan Rikkin in Assassin's Creed, Rodrigo Borgia in The Borgias, and Humbert Humbert in the 1998 film adaptation of Lolita.

Background

Much of Lord Profion's past is not explored in the film, only that he is a wicked Mage who lives in the Empire of Izmir, a medieval metropolitan land divided long ago from the Commoners, of whom Profion and the other Mages (especially mages who are his followers) look down upon. Profion seeks to rule the Empire in the iron fist as much as his predecessors, if not more, but finds an opposition in form of the wiser young empress, Savina.

Dungeons and Dragons Failed Experiment and Persuading the Councils

In a bid to outperform Savina upon learing that she gained the possession of a scepter that enables her to control gold dragons only known as Scepter of Izmir, Profion creates a staff of his own which supposedly able to replicate the same feat. After giving the staff a finishing touch with appropriate amount of dragon magic, he decides to test it on a captured dragon within his castle. However, the staff fails as soon as the captive dragon breaks free from its control, prompting him to kill it in frustration and subsequently allowing its blood to set the sewers aflame, attracting the attention of baffled citizens.

Not wanting to be deterred by such failure, Profion improvises by holding a meeting with the Councils of Izmir to discuss the controversial views of Empress Savina, who wishes to free the Commoners. By swaying more of his peers to join his cause in maintaining the Empire's ways, Profion gained more time to formulate his next plans.

The Search for Rod of Savrille

In order to find a way to rid Savina, Provion sends his imp familiar to spy on her progress. The imp overhears Savina's conversation with Vildan, one of her supporters and the mage-in training Marina's mentor, which revolves around the Rod of Savrille, a powerful ancient staff which is more powerful than hers and enable the control over Red Dragons said to be stronger than her brood of Gold Dragons. Excited by its reports, Profion sends his sorcerous henchman Damodar to find clues to the whereabouts of Rod of Saville.

The Empire of Izmir

Displeased with Damodar's failure to capture Marina, Snails, and Ridley due to small intervention with Elwood the dwarf, Profion punishes Damodar by magically conjured a tentacled monster into his head that endows him the ability to painfully and forcefully read other people's memories. After sending his familiar imp again to guide Damodar and ensure his success during his quest, Profion holds another meeting with Empress Savina and the entire royal council of Izmir Empire for the last time just as Damodar killed Snails. With neither sides able to find an agreement, the Councils of Izmir splintered into two factions that wage war against one another; one that led by Profion and another by the young Empress.

The Battle for Izmir

As the huge battle broke out at Sumdall, the capital city of the Empire of Izmir, Damodar eventually obtains the Rod of Saville from Ridley and hands it to Profion. Damodar demands him to release the monster within his head, and Profion complied by dispelling the beast before bringing his newly freed second-in-command with him to test the Rod's power together at the roof of Sumdall. With Rod of Saville in his possession, the wicked Mage summons the dreaded Red Dragons to turn the tide of the battle against Savina's gold dragon. The battle escalates further by the time Ridley kills Damodar before confronts Profion himself in a duel.

Profion easily overpowers Ridley and all of his newly arrived companions in a short fight. Just as the ruthless Mage holds them at his mercy, Ridley grabs the Rod of Savrille and successfully uses it to stop the red dragons, surprising Profion who didn't expect the thief's newfound ability to perform such feat as much as him. However, realizing that the Rod's magic is corrupting him into the very being he despised, Ridley heeds the Rod's undead maker Mage Savrille's warnings about the scepter by furiously destroying the staff much to Profion's dismay and breaking the curse that has consumed Savrille.

Death

Empress Savina then arrives with her trusted golden Scepter of Izmir and corners Profion. The loss of Rod of Savrille, coupled with the prospect of the young empress' victory over Mages' tyranny he fight for, caused Profion to angrily summon a skeletal imp to have it pin the Empress down into her knees and torture her, all while speaking illegible incantations. Enduring the assaults, Savina musters enough strength to summon one of her surviving gold dragons to interject the mad Mage's huge tantrum from behind and unceremoniously devour him, ending his tyrannical reign once and for all.


Blossom: The Robbing Leech!

Me: Rebecca Carstairs A.K.A. Witchfire!

Brittney: Profion!

Princess Cadance: And Abacus Cinch!

The Robbing Leech went at me and roared and I grabbed him and his mouth looked like that of a lamprey's mouth!

Me: WHOA! His mouth looks like that of a Lampreys!

Blossom: He's not called the Robbing Leech for show. He sucks out information from your head to steal what you have.

Me: Like a leech. While leeches suck out blood, the Robbing Leach steals information from your head to steal what you have.

Blossom: Yep and he leaves a horrible calling card. His bite mark on your head.

Nico: Ouch! Wait a second.

Nico remembered that he saw a nasty circle shaped bite wound on the head of the man that was selling Vodka Spiked Lemonade!

Nico: Oh man! So the Robbing Leech sucked out his brain and made him a brainless moron.

Laney: Ouch! That must've hurt.

Me: Yeah. But Leech you don't want to suck information out of MY Head.

He nodded in agreement.

Brittney: Profion you are from the world of Dungeons and Dragons.

Profion: That's right and you all will be perfect to test my power on.

Nico: We'll see. Cinch they decided to give you a shot.

Abacus Cinch: Yes they sure have.

Nico: I see.

We got the usual battles underway.


Homer Simpson as Pie Man, Bart as Cupcake Kid, Pinkie Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Notacon and Time Force Dash VS Chief Wiggum - Nico's Rescue and has Homer ever Imagined a world like a Planet of Meat?


Wiggum was first.

Wiggum: (to Homer) Can you tell me more about Nico's rescue? And have you ever imagined a world like a planet of meat?

Homer: Nico's rescue was in the world of Legend of Zelda The Wind Waker and they were at the Forsaken Fortress to rescue people. Also no I did not imagine a world like this. It's amazing! MMM Barbecue. (DROOLS)

Bart: But this is so cool that there is a world of meat here!

Pinkie Pie: And I think it's really really really REALLY Amazing!

Featherweight: It sure is! Wow!

Sprocket: this is incredible that there is a world of meat.

Wiggum: It's my kind of world. Lets do it!

They fired pies, metal, gears, lightning and energy and smashed him down.

Homer: WOOHOO!

Bart: COWABUNGA!

Pinkie Pie: BEST USUAL BATTLE EVER!


Sora Takenouchi, Phoenixmon, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Gargoyle and Sandpit VS The Springfield Mafia - Lincoln's Rescue and are there planets made of cheese, vegetables, candy, bread and any other foods


The Springfield Mafia was next.

Legs: (to Sora) What was Lincoln's rescue this time?

Louie: And are there planets made of cheese, vegetables, candy, bread and any other foods?

Sora T.: That is a strong possibility and it would be awesome if there was a planet of pizza and spaghetti which would be perfect for the members of the Italian Mafia.

Fat Tony: (Laughs) That is true.

Sora T.: Yeah and to answer Legs' question Lincoln's rescue was in the world of Donkey Kong Country 2 and we pulverized Captain King K. Rool and his Kremlings and rescued a bunch of girls there.

Phoenixmon: It was awesome and the team was there the first time to embark on an awesome adventure to recruit Donkey Kong and the DK Crew as well as going on a great rescue and we also met Celica there too.

Sunset Shimmer: That was so awesome. We weren't there when that happened but that was cool.

Pipsqueak: (British Accent) It sure was amazing.

Sunburn: It sure was and I'm glad we had fun on that one.

Fat Tony: To true. Lets do it!

They fired waves of fire and smashed the Mafia down.

Sora T.: That was great!

Sunset Shimmer: That was amazing!


Lisa Simpson, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Sunny Starscout, Magic Skylanders, Sideshow Bob and Jack Spicer VS Cantwell - Meeting a Flame Cerebrus Gene-Slammer and A Meat Planet not being for a vegetarian like Lisa


Cantwell was next.

Cantwell: (to Lisa) Did you guys really meet a Flame Cerebrus Gene-Slammer today. (apologetically) And I'm sorry if this meat planet isn't suitable for you since you're a vegetarian.

Lisa Simpson: I'll be all right and yeah this world is not the kind of place for me because of my distaste for meat. Also to answer your question yes we did meet a Flame Cerebrus Gene-Slammer and her name is Irena Malkovich and she is from Canada.

Twilight Sparkle: We found out from her a horrible revelation about Amy from Total Drama. It's not pretty.

Starshine Sparkle: Yeah it's terrible. Years ago, back in Montreal, Irena was with the Total Drama Crew in high school, but then, she had found out something very bad from Sammy: her parents were attacked brutally by Amy and her evil mother, and she'd found out that Amy and her evil mother wanted more victims to rob and kill, and Irena still remembered finding out about what those bitches did to Sammy's dad. They were sure that they had gotten away with it, but what they didn't know was that we had cameras recording in and out the house, and Irena gave the videos to the police, and they got the words that her parents are awake, and Irena was so happy to hear about the news. They issued an arrest warrant for them, but Amy and her evil mother shot the cops who were sent to arrest them, and they died. They decided not to stay there in Canada anymore, so that's why they moved to Michigan, not only for a new life, but to get away from Amy and her evil mother.

Cantwell was shocked and horrified.

Cantwell: That's horrible! I'm sorry that happened to her.

Sunny Starscout: Yeah it was scary! Amy and her mom are pure evil incarnate!

Spyro: Yeah they are totally heartless monsters! Sammy made the right call severing her ties to her evil mom and sister and they deserve to be locked up with the key thrown away.

Cantwell: I agree. They should have gotten the chair. But it's too bad that Canada abolished the death penalty. Lets do it!

They fired waves of energy and magic and smashed her down.

Lisa Simpsons: ALL RIGHT!

Twilight Sparkle: That was amazing!


Fiona, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Fuse Man and Spark Man VS Snake Jailbird - A meat planet is not for vegetarians


Snake was next.

Snake: (to Fiona) Dude, I don't think this meat planet is ideal for vegetarians. Like Beast Boy and Lisa for example.

Fiona: Same with Jared and he is a true herbivore. But you got to admit this is really cool seeing a planet made entirely out of meat.

Rainbow Dash: It sure is awesome and I think this is so cool.

Scootaloo: I think it's so awesome.

Whirlwind: I agree too. It's amazing. Nico was in heaven because of the hot wings and Ed loved the Gravy lakes.

They laughed.

Snake: That is funny. Lets do it!

They fired waves of lightning, wind and rainbows and smashed him down.

Fiona: ALL RIGHT!

Rainbow Dash: That was AWESOME!


Whitney, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Life Skylanders, Wood Man and Plant Man VS Comic Book Guy - For someone like Comic Book Guy he would love eating all the meat on the planet


Comic Book Guy was next.

Comic Book Guy: (to Whitney) For someone like me, I would love eating all the meat on this planet. I actually could still do that after all the scraplets are dead.

Whitney: You sure could and it's an amazing place. I have a feeling we stumbled onto a solar system with planets made of food.

Fluttershy: I think it's really amazing. But I'm not that fond of meat because I'm also a vegetarian. I'm sorry.

Tornado Bolt: But seeing a planet like this is really something and the clouds are all made of Mashed Potatoes.

Stealth Elf: That is so amazing and cool.

Comic Book Guy: I have a feeling there might be more planets like this to see in the future. Lets do it!

They fired waves of flowers, leaves and grass and smashed him down.

Whitney: That was great!

Fluttershy: That was fun.


Mandee, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Caitlyn and Dominique VS Selma & Patty Bouvier - Scraplets causing many problems to everyone on Cybertron


Selma & Patty Bouvier were next.

Selma: (to Mandee) I don't really blame our Cybertronian friends for being scared of the Scraplets. They did cause many problems to everyone on Cybertron in the Aligned Universe.

Mandee: I know. They are like cockroaches and tribbles. But at least they don't eat anything organic. So they left this entire planet alone.

Starlight Glimmer: This was a good thing and they left us all alone but went after only the transformers.

Cozy Glow: They are like piranhas except for Cybertronians.

Hex: That is crazy and horrible.

Patty: It sure is and it's awful that the Scraplets are that dangerous.

Selma: And that Nico knows what they are too. Lets do it!

They fired waves of stars, magic, bones and fire and smashed them down.

Mandee: OH YEAH!

Starlight Glimmer: That was amazing!


Jackie, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Bomb Man and Blast Man VS Krusty the Clown - Someone selling Vodka Infused Lemonade to kids?


Krusty was next.

Krusty: (to Jackie) Someone sold vodka infused lemonade to kids? Who's the name of the poor idiot?

Jackie: Just some random moron. He was thinking that selling alcohol to minors would be cool.

Applejack: He was as stupid as a turkey in a Thanksgiving Crock Pot.

Apple Bloom: Selling alcohol like that is NOT COOL!

Flashwing: No kidding there.

Krusty: Peter Griffin did the same thing from what I remember.

Jackie: He sure did. That stupid testicle-chinned moron!

Krusty: No kidding. Thank goodness the boneless version of Peter won't do that anymore. He can't even move his arms all the way. Lets do it!

They fired waves of earth, rock, apples and crystal and fire and smashed him down.

Jackie: Take that!

Applejack: YEEHAW! That was great!


Girl Jordan, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Oceanus Shenron and Paragus VS Russ Cargill - Qin's first Ambassador Mission and my ultimatum


Russ Cargill was next.

Cargill: (to Girl Jordan) I heard Qin had her first Ambassador Mission. And that JD delivered an ultimatum to Kane.

Girl Jordan: Qin was awesome on that mission and yeah J.D. sure did and he gave him until April 14th to get out of town or we're going to unleash the Wrath of God on him.

Rarity: It was amazing! But what Kane did was terrible to Detroit was horrible.

Sweetie Belle: Yeah what a monster! He is not worth killing. It's best to let him rot in prison.

Gill Grunt: Yeah what a monster!

Oceanus Shenron: He has no soul and no conscience.

Cargill: I agree. He needs to be locked up and he probably has lots of his men and many enemies in jail I'll bet. Lets do it!

They fired waves of water, ice and jewels and smashed him down.

Girl Jordan: ALL RIGHT!

Rarity: Rapture darling that was grand!


Sam Sharp Loud, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Mewtwo and Blackfire VS Jimbo, Dolph and Kearney the Springfield Bullies - A Meat Planet is perfect for someone with a Texas Appetite


The Springfield Bullies were next.

Dolph: (to Sam) A meat planet's perfect for someone with a Texas appetite.

Kearney: I hope you guys ate a lot of the meat.

Sam S.L.: We sure did and man are we stuffed.

Princess Luna: Yeah we had a lot of meat.

Moondust: It was awesome and tasty.

Snowdrop: It was delicious.

Gari: We are not gonna eat for the rest of the day.

Blackout: Yeah we're full.

Jimbo: Boy I don't blame you guys. Lets do it!

They fired waves of fire and darkness and smashed them down.

Sam S.L.: All right!

Princess Luna: A true Victory of the Night!


Becky, Princess Celestia, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Bleez and Frightwig VS Rich Texan - Ed and all of us love a meat planet


Rich Texan was next.

Rich Texan: (to Becky) Ed and all of us love a meat planet. I hope you guys brought ketchup as well!

Becky: We sure did and we had plenty of it.

Princess Celestia: It was all awesome.

Amber Morning: Man we are full.

Spotlight: Yeah no kidding. It was awesome.

Rich Texan: Glad you guys had a great meal. Lets do it!

They fired waves of light and leaves and energy and smashed him down.

Becky: TAKE THAT!

Princess Celestia: That was so awesome!


Fiona Hernandez the Uria, Lord of Searing Flames Gene-Slammer, Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon, RD Lola and Misty Tredwell VS Kimberly Ann Hart the Pink Ranger Slayer


Pink Ranger Slayer was next.

Pink Ranger Slayer: It's amazing that there is a world of meat.

Fiona Hernandez: It sure is amazing.

Apple Bloom: Some of the most awesome meat ever from here.

Sweetie Belle: You're not kidding.

Scootaloo: It's amazing and awesome.

Diamond Tiara: Yeah it sure is.

Silver Spoon: Yeah it sure is cool.

Misty Tredwell: Awesome and fun.

Pink Ranger Slayer: It sure is cool. Lets do it!

They fired waves of fire and energy and smashed her down.

Fiona Hernandez: FIRE WINS!

Cutie Mark Crusaders: CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS VICTORY! YAY!


Marie Hernandez the Gene-Slammer of Hamon, Lord of Striking Thunder, Frozen Fright, Thunder Terror, Magma Gloom, Toxic Horror, Louie PoisonSea, RD Lincoln and Elena VS Weddinmon


Weddinmon was next.

Weddinmon: These Scraplets are terrible creatures.

Marie Hernandez: They sure are awful creatures.

Frozen Fright: You're not kidding.

Thunder Terror: They need to be destroyed.

Magma Gloom: They are a menace to all Cybertronians everywhere.

Toxic Horror: Yeah they need to all be wiped out.

Louie PoisonSea: No kidding.

Weddinmon: I agree. Lets do it!

They fired waves of lightning and elements and smashed her down.

Marie Hernandez: LIGHTNING WINS!

Fearful 5: FEARFUL 5 WINS!


Nicole Hernandez the Raviel, Lord of Phantasms Gene-Slammer, Star Swirl the Bearded, Rockhoof, Somnambula, Mistmane, Flash Magnus, Mage Meadowbrook, Gusty the Great, Clover the Clever, RD Lucy and Carly Atlas VS Marcel Bonaparte


Marcel was next.

Marcel: I have a feeling that something big is coming up soon.

Nicole Hernandez: I do too and whatever it is it's not good.

Star Swirl: I have that same feeling myself.

Rockhoof: (Scottish Accent) Aye same with me.

Somnambula: (Egyptian Accent) I don't like it and it is terrible.

Mistmane: I've got a strange feeling.

Flash Magnus: Same here and we need to be ready for it.

Mage Meadowbrook: Yeah no kidding.

Gusty: We have to be ready.

Clover: I know.

Carly Atlas: Same with me.

Marcel: Yeah. Lets do it!

They fired waves of darkness and magic and elements and smashed him down.

Nicole Hernandez: DARKNESS WINS!

Star Swirl: That was fun.


Laura Wynn the Florauna Gene-Slammer, Crysta, Laney, Ren, Tula, Ioz and Niddler VS Morpho (Pirates of Dark Water)


Morpho was next.

Morpho: I hope you all are ready for more of these kinds of planets.

Laura Wynn: We will be ready for them in the future.

They fired waves of leaves, flowers, grass and energy and smashed him down.


Laniya Momoshiki the Water Dragon Gene-Slammer, Bai-Tza, Maria, Girl Jordan, Genki and Holly VS Baddie Undine


Baddie Undine was next.

Baddie Undine: This is an amazing and cool world.

Laniya Momoshiki: (Japanese Accent) It sure is amazing and awesome.

They fired waves of water and smashed her down.


Logan White the Black Tyranno Gene-Slammer, Tyranno Hassleberry, Aylene Carter, Littlefoot, Cera, Ducky, Petrie and Spike VS Kru'll The Eternal


Kru'll the Eternal was next.

Kru'll: Never in my eternal life have I seen an amazing planet made of meat.

Logan White: Neither have I. It's all amazing.

They fired waves of energy and elements and smashed him down.


Laney Sonya Romanov the Infernal Flame Emperor Gene-Slammer, Sam S.L., Lady Rainicorn, Finn, Flame Princess and Eli VS Lady Flamicorn


Lady Flamicorn was next.

Laney Sonya Romanov: (Russian Accent) This will always be fun.

They fired waves of fire and rainbows and smashed Lady Flamicorn down.


Elita Karlsson the Cerebrocrustacean Gene-Slammer, Lisa Loud, Dexter and Levi Loud VS Kevin 11


Kevin 11 was next.

Kevin 11: We got to make this quick.

Elita Karlsson: (Icelandic Accent) We plan to.

They fired waves of lightning and smashed him down.


Irena Malkovich the Flame Cerebrus Gene-Slammer, Allie Wilde, Twilight Sparkle and Princess Cadance VS Abacus Cinch.


Abacus Conch was next.

Irena Malkovich: I heard from Lincoln that you have made a nasty reputation for yourself.

Abacus Cinch: That's right and I'm trying to mend it by being with your frenemies.

Allie Wilde: That's good you want to repent.

Twilight Sparkle: It sure is.

They fired waves of fire and magic and smashed her down.


Shinoa Hiragi, J.D. Knudson as Wolf Moon and Brittany Gresh the Shaymin Gene-Slammer VS Witchfire.


Witchfire was next.

Shinoa: So you are fire hero?

Witchfire: Yes I am. Also everyone thinks I'm a villain and it's confusing.

Me: That is strange.

Brittany Gresh: It sure is.

Witchfire: Yesh. Lets do it!

Me: KIBAL LETS HOWL!

(THE WOLF AND THE MOON BY BRUNUHVILLE PLAYS)

I turned into WOLF MOON!

We fired waves of fire and smashed her down.


Nicholette Landsdown the Kiusanan Acanthasteric Gene-Slammer, Bivalvan, Daring Do and Linka Loud VS Robbing Leech (The Powerpuff Girls)


The Robbing Leech went at Nicholette.

Nicholette: Come on you lamprey!

They fired waves of water and lightning and smashed him down.


Joan Delleney the St. Joan Gene-Slammer and Joan of Arc's Reincarnation, Marinette, Joan of Arc, Adrien, Lola and Lana VS Profion (Dungeons & Dragons)


Profion was next.

Joan Delleney: So you are a mage.

Profion: That's right. Now lets see how you like my power.

They fired waves of magic and energy and elements and smashed him down.


J.P., Electra (Marvel), Shocker and Mako Tsunami VS Serpentina


Serpentina was next.

Serpentina: This will be fun.

J.P.: Always have fun with this.

Mako Tsunami: Me too!

They fired waves of water and lightning and smashed her down.


Mystic Force Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Nico, Eli, Nunnally, Laney, Lana and Lily VS Serpentina


Serpentina was next for the Power Rangers battle.

Nico: This will be fun.

Nico teleported and opened Serpentina's safe and in it was a bunch of swords called the Defenders of Auradon Prep, they're large swords with the crest of Auradon and the Isle of The Lost etched onto the 6'7" massive, wide, double-edged blades, large angel wings for the crossguards, large gems for the hilts, longer black handles, and large colored gems with surrounding angel wings for the pommels. Once in hand, they'll get a massive power and energy increase.

Nico teleported back with the swords.

Mystic Force Rangers: LEGENDARY SOURCE! MYSTIC FORCE!

The Mystic Force Rangers turned into the Legendary Mystic Force Rangers!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! MYSTIC FORCE!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Mystic Force Rangers!

Nico: LETS GET HER!

Rangers: CODE 2! LEGENDARY UNIFIED FORMATION!

They fired waves of energy and elements and the blasts hit Serpentina and exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

She was dead!

Nico: Serpentina you have failed this world!

Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.


We regrouped and we were ready to face the Scraplets.

Noah: Time for these Scarplets to join the Scrapheap!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! RAIL FORCE!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the ToQgers!

Nico: Lets get them!

We fired waves of elements, lightning and energy and blew many Scraplets into scrap metal.

Bierk, Skartalas, Faash, H'earring, Jaal, Tangath Toborn, Ario, Iflar, Topar, Fivarth, Siado, Malvadine, Kelvadran, and Junda blasted and smashed the Scraplets all over.

Broadside, Sakura Haruno, Halinor and Apeface used the Earth, Leaf and Candrakar Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Broadside's plasma-pulse gun, Apeface's sonic boomer and Sakura and Halinor's powers 100-fold.

Broadside and Sakura Haruno: SMASHING PLASMA SHOCKWAVE!

Halinor and Apeface: SONIC INFERNO BLAST!

Brass Knuckles and Jack Atlas: BRASS FIRE BLAST!

Titanium Toenail and Chazz: TITANIUM FIRESTORM BLAST!

Bronze Kneecap and Loud House Stella: BRONZE FIRE BLAST!

Iron Lung and Liam: THUNDERSNOW IRON BLAST!

Gator Ghoul and Becca: NATURE GATOR BLAST!

Dumbbelltron and Ben 10,000: 10,000 ALIEN STRONG BLAST!

Samon Shakekisutanchin and Power Pack: FISH RAINBOW SUPERBLAST!

Pterodactyl Ghost and Maximum Ride: FLYING PTERODACTYL BLAST!

Merman and Yumi: DARK WATER MEGABLAST!

Ice Demon and Thetis: MAELSTROM OF NEPTUNE!

Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Nicole, Starfire and Chomper: FIRESTORM MEGABLAST!

They fired a massive barrage of elements and energy.

Ice Demon, Nicole, Chomper, Laney and Lola: INFERNAL CYBERTRON MEGABLAST!

They fired a massive wave of fire and energy.

Lincoln: BARBECUE ELEMENT STYLE: ASADO!

Jessica Shannon: BARBECUE STING STYLE: CHURRASCO!

Shantae: BARBECUE MAGIC STYLE: CHINESE!

Akko: BARBECUE STAR STYLE: TANDOORI!

Colette Brunel: BARBECUE LIGHT STYLE: IKAN & AYAM BAKAR!

Ryuko Matoi (TLPS): BARBECUE DARK STYLE: AL HAESH!

Mai Shiranui: BARBECUE FIRE STYLE: GOGIGUI!

Hilda: (British Accent) BARBECUE FIRE STYLE: HANGI!

Yuna Kamihara: BARBECUE WATER STYLE: JAPANESE!

Nanami: BARBECUE WATER STYLE: MANGAL!

Toph: BARBECUE EARTH STYLE: LECHON!

Julie Makimoto: BARBECUE EARTH STYLE: BRAAI!

Tatsumaki: BARBECUE EARTH STYLE: ALABAMA!

Makoto Nanaya: BARBECUE WIND STYLE: CAROLINAS!

Rachel Alucard: BARBECUE LIGHTNING STYLE: CHICAGO!

Sari Sumdac: BARBECUE LIGHTNING STYLE: FLORIDA!

R. Mika: BARBECUE LIGHT STYLE: KANSAS CITY!

Menat: BARBECUE STYLE: KENTUCKY!

Makoto (Street Fighter): BARBECUE LIGHT STYLE: MEMPHIS!

Ibuki: BARBECUE DARK STYLE: ST. LOUIS!

Panty & Stocking Anarchy): BARBECUE TWILIGHT STYLE: TEXAS!

They fired waves of elements and they formed into said kinds of meats.

Lincoln and his harem: BARBECUE FINAL SMASH: BARBECUE SAUCE TSUNAMI!

They fired a massive tsunami of barbecue sauce at all the Scraplets and the blasts all destroyed them!

Nico: That's it for all the Scraplets here.

Jimbo: NOW, can we take some meat home?

Chomper: Of course you guys can.

Patty: Glad to hear it!

Krusty: Maybe I can make Krusty Burgers with these.

Cargill: It's possible that you can.

Rich Texan: I'll just eat the meat as it is.

Nico: Awesome.

?: I will have my revenge on all of you for destroying me and for destroying all of HYDRA!

Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbing around my legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting around Lincoln, Linka, TLPS Ms. Tarantula's, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the eight large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lucy, Lars, and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lola and Lexx Loud's and Steven Universe's legs, the eight large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the eight emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the eight large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the eight large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam, Lana, and Leif Loud's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Loud and Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Lori, TLPS Mr. Shark, Skippy, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni and Loni Loud's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Luan, TLPS Mr. Snake, and Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Laney and Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa and Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily and Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eight large white orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, especially when we heard that familiar voice.

Me: I knew there's no mistaking that voice from anywhere. You can come out now, Red Skull.

A figure came out, and it was none other than our old enemy, Johann Shmidt A.K.A. Red Skull, Nazi member and founder of HYDRA.

Me: Should've guessed you'd return from the dead, Red Skull, you just don't even know when to quit, do you?

Red Skull: As long as my hatred for you and all of humanity exists, I will never die! I will destroy all of you, even if it's the last thing I do.

Lincoln: That's never happening, you genocidal Nazi bastard! This is where you and all of HYDRA will die here and now!

Xiao Qiao: And I've had it up to hear with you to last an eternity.

Suddenly, Xiao Qiao's brown eyes turned neon brown, and was surrounded by a crimson red energy aura with flames, orange petals, and tigers, she got out her Qiao's Eternal Grace double Iron Fans, and as she approached Red Skull, she left crimson red energy, flames, orange petals, and tigers with every step. Then, Xiao Qiao was surrounded by a massive vortex of crimson red energy with flames and orange petals surrounding it, there was a tiger running around the vortex, and inside the vortex is a red phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Xiao Qiao emerged, but she was changed forever.

(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS 1:45 TO 2:14)

Xiao Qiao grew to 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess and has red highlights in the bangs of her light brown hair tied in a ponytail, she has neon brown eyes and a crimson red energy aura with flames, orange petals, and tigers surrounding her, she has a tiger holding the Fire Kanji in its paws emblazoned on her forehead, she has on tiger earrings with crimson red gems for eyes and holding the Fire Kanji in its paws, and she also has a tiger with crimson red gems for the eyes and the Fire Kanji in its paws for the second pendant of her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with red gems on the gold lightning bolts and crimson red crystals from her Crystal Necklace of The Buddha which merged with her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love. Xiao Qiao has on a red and white short-sleeved shirt with a gold phoenix on it, crimson red skirt with the Wu Tiger on it, red pants, and black ankle-length combat boots, and she has on crimson red weighted bands with silver phoenixes on her biceps and thighs, and she has on a long crimson red sleeveless silk coat with flames and a tiger on it, and on the back is a tiger surrounded by flames. Xiao Qiao felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive crimson red angel wings with red tips on the large crimson red feathers, had sprouted out of her back.

Suddenly, Xiao Qiao's Qiao's Eternal Grace double Iron Fans were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of fire and crimson red energy, and when they emerged, they were transformed into Yang Asha's Eternal Love and Grace, they're a pair of large red Iron Fans with a gold tiger painted on the red Iron Fans and pandas on them. Xiao Qiao has on her new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with crimson red gems on her wrists, gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold tiger head with a large crimson red gem in its open mouth for the belt buckle, large crimson red Spellbook of The Gods and The Universe and large crimson red Universal Spellbook of The Elemental Forces on her left hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her right hip. There's a gold kanji below the tiger that said, "Xiao Qiao, Younger Sister of Da Qiao, Dear Friend to Many, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Emissary of Yang Asha, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Master of The Iron Fans, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Orange Flowers, Flames, Pandas, and Tigers."

小喬、大喬の妹、多くの親愛なる友人、リンカーン・ラウドの愛する未来の妻、ヤン・アシャの使者、悪の殺し屋、狂った、殺人、冷酷、そしてサディスティックな野郎、鉄のファンのマスター、驚くべき強力な学生驚くべき強力な教師の、そしてオレンジ色の花、炎、パンダ、そして虎のマスター

Xiao Qiao has transformed into SUPER ANGEL INFINITY DIVINE ORANGE FLORAL PANDA FIRESTORM TIGER ANGEL OF DIVINE BEAUTY AND FIERY LOVE!

We were amazed by Xiao Qiao's Super Angel transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face and hearts in his eyes. But, when Red Skull saw it, he fell into a homicidal rage and tried to attack, but Xiao Qiao fired a powerful blast of crimson red energy with orange flower petals, flames, pandas, and tigers, and it hits the evil Nazi, and he hits the wall.

Lincoln: Wow, Xiao Qiao, you look beautiful, how do you feel?

Xiao Qiao: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Firestorm Panda and Divine Beauty) I feel incredible, Lincoln, and now, shall we put an end to that monster Red Skull for good?

Lincoln: (Smiles) With pleasure.

Me: Count me in.

Lincoln unholstered his improved massive Sword of Universal Hope and Elemental Bravery from his wider and muscular back and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, and I unholstered my massive Universal Sword of Elemental Harmony and Eternal Hope from my wider and muscular back and I transformed into Super Angel Eternity Elemental Friendship God, and joined Xiao Qiao.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Voice of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope) This is the last time we'll deal with you, Red Skull.

Me: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Friendship Voice of Hope and Justice) Along with all of HYDRA!

Xiao Qiao, Lincoln, and I went at Red Skull, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, crimson red energy, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time Energy, Gravity, and Magic, orange rose petals, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, Pandas, and Buffalo, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit Red Skull. Then, we engaged in a brutal hand-to-hand combat, as Lincoln and I punched and kicked Red Skull with brutal fury, and Lincoln had landed a strong punch to Red Skull's stomach, and he coughed up massive amounts of blood, and then, Lincoln paralyzed Red Skull by attacking his spine, crippling him for life.

Then, we went at Red Skull, and we unleashed a powerful storm of energy slashes, which cut and tore Red Skull to shreds, and he died. Then, as his spirit appeared, we marked his forehead with a kanji which also affected his fellow HYDRA operatives in Oblivion, and then, they were found guilty by the souls of those they've killed, and their evil spirits were erased from existence forever. We cheered wildly as we holster our weapons and power down, and Xiao Qiao's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, and angel wings are permanent.

Xiao Qiao: That'll teach that red-faced meanie! Thanks for helping me in taking care of Red Skull, Lincoln, you too, J.D.

Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You too, Xiao Qiao.

Suddenly, Xiao Qiao wraps her arms around Lincoln's waist, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around Xiao Qiao's waist, and brought her into an embrace, which took her by surprise and that brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to her face, they kissed passionately as she wraps her left arm around his wider and muscular back, and her left hand was on his massive and wide right pec, and right behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, and Angel flying in the air, and we also saw a herd of Buffalo and a pack of tigers and pandas running across the field and the display of the elemental forces behind them, and we cheered for them.

Me: Now, that's what I call awesome and sweet.

Nico: You said it, bro, and you also got a few more blows in on Red Skull, before you three gave him the old Black Gates and sent him and every HYDRA asshole to Oblivion for good.

Me: That's right, Nico, and now, we're finally rid of HYDRA for good, and their decades-long desire for world domination has finally been brought to an end for good.

Nico: Yep. And this was one of the most amazing and awesome and delicious adventures ever.

Me: You got that right.

Nico: What should we call this planet?

Me: How about Carnivora.

Eli: Ooh I like that.

Nico: Good name. (Pulls out a flag) I hereby claim this planet of meat in the name of Earth and in the name of Team Loud Phoenix Storm and for all Meat Lovers everywhere. Henceforth calling this world Carnivora!

He stuck the flag into the ground.

We cheered.

Chomper: (to the viewers) Hope you loved this adventure. It was all really funny and awesome.

Nico: It sure was. I liked it. Great job today everyone. This was a great mission and an awesome adventure for all meat lovers. Sorry this mission wasn't to your liking Lisa and Jared.

Jared: It's all right Nico. Besides it was awesome.

Lisa Simpson: I thought this was a great mission regardless.

Nico: I'm glad. Lets go home everyone.

Lynn: Aw do we have to? It's an awesome planet and I don't want to leave?

Nico: (Laughs) The meat is really good but we have to go home.

We went back home and Carnivora was beamed to the Solar System. We then enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep.

But little did we know, something was coming! Out in space a meteor was heading to the Earth and it entered the Earth's Atmosphere and it flew down and then…

KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!

It crashed in the jungles of Africa in a cave and the meteor split open and then a shadow arose from it and it had glowing red eyes and gurgled.

TO BE CONTINUED!


Another awesome fanfiction done. This was a tasty one.

NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Etstheclarencefan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Nico's next rescue is gonna be in the world of the Superman episode The Mad Scientist. That was one of my favorite episodes of Superman from my childhood and it was the very first Superman cartoon ever created. And Nico and Lucy are going to stop him and stop his Electrothanasia-Ray from destroying all of Metropolis. They are also going to meet a Mekfootan Gene-Slammer named Catherine Torres, a homeless girl that was forced onto the streets by her insane mother and Nico took care of her. We're also going to use th Electrothanasia-Ray for our own benefits. Lincoln's next rescue is going to be in the world of Dragonheart 2: A New Beginning and Lincoln and his group are going after Griffin and stop him from enslaving humanity. They are also going to meet the Cherenkov Sisters who are Lina Cherenkov - Queen's Knight Gene-Slammer, Mina Cherenkov - King's Knight Gene-Slammer and Nina Cherenkov - Jack's Knight Gene-Slammer. They are Lincoln's friends from The Ukraine and they have an awesome history with Lincoln and are also great friends with Laney Loud. They also have a story about how they stopped Chandler from poisoning Lincoln with arsenic. The next chapter as you all have seen at the end is gonna be for a Land Version of the SpongeBob episode called Planet of The Jellyfish and this is gonna be a REALLY STRANGE and awesome episode. Get ready for an out of this world adventure as we faced aliens that are like the ones from Invasion of The Body Snatchers and the Jellians.

See you all tomorrow.