This chapter is a parody of the SpongeBob episode The Krabby Patty That Ate Bikini Bottom


Flying over the land of Alakitasia in the world of Fiore was me, Nico and Jason Lee Scott and we were going to be in for a really awesome rescue.

Nico: Thanks for coming with me, Jason.

Jason Lee Scott: No problem Nico. This is gonna be so awesome.

Me: It sure is. I heard a lot about the Alvarez Empire from Lucy and Natsu and it was a strange and crazy place.

Nico: Wow. This is gonna be awesome.

We arrived over the amazing kingdom of Vistarion and we were right in front of the huge Vistarion Castle.

Me: WOW!

Nico: Amazing! It's like we have the Estate back in castle form.

Me: I was just about to point that out. The Alvarez Empire sure knew how to live.

Nico: You know something, Jason? Tsuyoshi Kaijo may be the first Red Sentai. But you're the first Red Power Ranger.

Jason Lee Scott: Thanks Nico. That means a lot to me.

Me: And that was the first of the Sentai. From 1975.

Nico: Yep.

We went into the castle and we were walking around it was one of the most incredible castles ever.

Me: Wow. What a castle.

Jason Lee Scott: It sure is something.

Nico: Yeah.

Me: Too bad Eclair is missing all this. She would love living in a castle like this.

Nico: She sure would.

Me: Yep.

Nico: I don't think we're alone here.

Me: I got that same feeling too.

Jason Lee Scott: I feel it.

Me: Better morph just to be on the safe side Jason.

Jason Lee Scott: Right! IT'S MORPHIN TIME!

THUNDERCLAP!

Jason Lee Scott: TYRANNOSAURUS!

He transformed and he was ready!

We walked around and then we saw a door partially opened and we saw a girl sitting on a chair looking out the window and she had green hair and had a voluptuous figure. It was BRANDISH!

Me: You must be Brandish.

Brandish: That's right. The famous Team Loud Phoenix Storm. Truly an honor.

Nico: Pleasure is ours.

Jason Lee Scott: Put whatever weapons you have on the floor, okay? Nice and gentle.

I then saw pain in her eyes. She looked like she went through a dark past and it was horrible.

Me: (In my head) I sense pain and loss inside her. She went through something.

I went over to her.

Nico: J.D.?

Me: Brandish you lost someone important to you haven't you? You lost your mother. Am I right?

Brandish: (Gasp) How did you know about that?

Me: I can see it inside your eyes. You lost your mother.

Nico: How did that happen?

Me: I don't know. But I do know someone who might.

I used my powers and activated the power of Aquarius and summoned Aquarius the Water Bearer.

Aquarius: So you summoned me this time J.D. And I see you all met Brandish.

Me: We just met Aquarius. But I saw pain in her eyes.

Aquarius: I'm afraid it's not good.

Jason Lee Scott: Look, I know you're scared. But we can't help you if you can't tell us anything.

Aquarius: She doesn't have to. I can tell you all showing the past and what happened to her mother and Lucy's mother.

Me: Lucy's mom Layla died of a terminal illness didn't she?

Aquarius: Yes. But Brandish's mom is a whole different thing.

Aquarius showed us a vision and there we saw that Brandish's mom and Lucy's mom were really best friends and she worked for Layla as one of her servants and Layla loved her like a sister and she promised that she and Lucy would make awesome friends one day. But fate had different plans as Lucy's mom Layla was dying of a terminal disease and later on Brandish's mom was MURDERED IN COLD BLOOD! SHE GOT ATTACKED BY A MAN FROM BEHIND AND HE STABBED HER THROUGH THE STOMACH AND KILLED HER!

WE GASPED IN SHOCK AND HORROR! THE MAN SAID IT WAS ALL BECAUSE OF BRANDISH'S MOM THAT LAYLA DIED WHEN IT WASN'T!

Brandish: (IN HORROR) MOM! OH GOD NO! OH MOMMA! (WAILING)

I went and hugged Brandish and comforted her and she was crying hard!

Me: (Crying) Brandish I'm so sorry.

Jason Lee Scott: Dammit! The guy who did it could be anywhere by now!

Nico: He sure could! He thought it was all her mother Grammi's fault when it really wasn't. Still he needs to pay! He is a cold-blooded murderer.

Aquarius: That was Zoldeo that killed her.

Aquarius told us about him.


Zoldeo (ゾルディオ Zorudio) was a member of the Grimoire Heart Guild and one of the Seven Kin of Purgatory through possession of Capricorn's body, being known as Caprico (カプリコ Kapuriko) during this time. He died after being forcefully removed from his possession of Loke's body.

Zoldeo gained Capricorn's key after Layla Heartfilia retired. Her trust in him was apparently mutual as he was grief stricken after her death and even killed Grammi, who he believed was responsible for his master's death and wanted revenge on. He was expected to hand it over to Lucy, if she ever chose to pursue the path of Magic, but he became twisted and corrupted, and was swallowed up by the darkness. At one point, he broke a taboo of the Celestial Spirits by using his Human Subordination Magic on Capricorn, and somehow ended up possessing Capricorn's body. It's because of this that Capricorn was able to stay in the human world for 17 years. At some point later in time, he was found by Hades and joined Grimoire Heart, becoming one of the Seven Kin of Purgatory.


When she was done we were floored.

Me: We won't let him get away with this.

Nico: Brandish needs justice and killing Zoldeo will bring closure to her.

Me: Leave this to me.

?: I'll help too.

A Vaxasaurian then appeared.

Nico: Whoa!

Vaxasaurian: (In a girl's voice) You have changed a lot Nico.

Nico: Ava Chang? Wow!

Ava Chang reverted back and she was a girl with blue hair and dressed in aqua green and aqua blue clothes.

Ava Chang: Looks like the fun is about to start too.

Nico: Yep.

Ava Chang: I think this is the man you want.

She had an unconscious man in her hands and to our surprise it was Zoldeo!

Jason: What's your favorite memory of Nico?

Ava Chang: Me and Nico made hot sauces together in cooking class and we made the hottest ever known hot sauce in the world: ARMAGEDDON SUPERNOVA REAPER DEATH SAUCE!

Nico: YEP!

Me: WHOA! That's one of my favorite sauces! You are someone I would love because of my love for nuclear hot spicy food.

Nico: It's true Ava. J.D. is a nuclear hot food lover and he is The Toughest Guy I've ever seen.

Ava Chang: That is cool.

Me: Anyway lets kill this son of a bitch for Brandish.

Jason Lee Scott: You got it. Nico you can eat his heart and Brandish can cut off his head.

Nico: All right.

Zoldeo woke up and then…

SHEEN SHEEN!

We stabbed him in his arms with our swords and pinned him to the wall.

Nico then plunged his hand into Zoldeo's chest and ripped out his beating heart with his bare hands.

Nico: Nice snack.

Nico ate the heart and Brandish looked a little queasy.

Me: Sorry you had to see that Brandish.

Brandish went over to Zoldeo as he was gasping.

I pulled out my dagger from my boot.

Me: This is justice for your mother.

I gave her the dagger and Brandish then slashed Zoldeo's head off and I grabbed it and pulled out a stick and skewered it all the way through and then I wrote on the forehead the kanji for Cold-Blooded Murderer.

冷血殺人者

Nico: Awesome.

Nico and Ava then hugged.

Nico: I really missed you.

Ava Chang: I missed you too Nico.

Brandish then went over to me and then she hugged me and wailed hard and I comforted her.

Me: I'm sorry Brandish. I'm sorry.

Ava Chang: Poor Brandish.

Jason Lee Scott: Yeah.

We went back home and we told everyone what happened and it was terrifying and more.


After Nico's rescue, Lincoln, Nico, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lincoln's harem, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, Sima Shi, Sima Zhao, Sun Jian, Guo Jia, Zhang Bao, Guan Xing, Cao Cao, Liu Bei, Sun Quan, Sima Yi, Jiang Wei, Yukimura Sanada (Samurai Warriors), Keiji Maeda (Samurai Warriors), Kanetsugu Naoe (Samurai Warriors), Hanzo Hattori (Samurai Warriors), Musashi Miyamoto (Samurai Warriors), Heathcliff, Sonja (Heathcliff), Riff-Raff, Hector (Heathcliff), Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, and Troy Burrows are heading to the world of the 2008 movie The Transporter 3, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the sixteen girls there, but we're also going to help Frank Martin kill Johnson with his own range bomb.

Lincoln: Wow, we're in the world of the 2008 movie, The Transporter 3, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the sixteen girls there, but we're also going to help Frank Martin kill Johnson with his own range bomb.

Nico: That's right, big guy.

Me: I'm looking forward to using Johnson's own range bomb against him, that son of a bitch deserves to die.

Lincoln: And it's a good thing Lisa's with us: she'll disarm the bomb and get the shackles off of Frank Martin and Valentina Tomilenko, and then, reprogram it, so, it'll explode in Johnson's hands, after we brutally thrash him. And thanks for joining us on this rescue, Troy.

Troy Burrows: You're welcome, Lincoln, and you and your siblings are in a really great mood today.

Lincoln: After what the Three Stooges did in cheering us all up yesterday, we've never been happier. Plus, we also did a little humiliation on Flip, Lewis Travolta, and Billy McLean this morning before Nico, J.D., and Jason got back from Vistarion Castle and helped Brandish redeem herself to relive stress.

Luan: It was so hilarious, Lincoln put gigantic funnels in Flip, Billy, and Lewis' mouths, and he poured three trucks full of the hottest peppers in the world, along with The Seven Deadly Peppers of Sin into their mouths, and they turned nuclear red, and they began spewing fire from their mouths and butts and they screamed in excruciating pain, and we absorbed it, and it made us all stronger than ever, Lori fired powerful blasts of wind and fire, and they got burned badly, Leni dropped three anvils on their heads, Luna fired blasts of sewage water, making them smell even more bad, I also threw three pies made from Leo's dirty diapers, and they were grossed out, Lynn threw an El Mongo Stink Bomb, and she added a kick to it by adding her smelly socks, and they now smell like Lynn's unwashed gym clothes, Laney covered their butts in poison ivy, and they couldn't do anything to stop the unbearable itching, Lucy had Fangs get his friends here, and viciously attacked them, Lana fired a blast of ice and they were freezing badly, Lola gave them a makeover, and everyone laughed hysterically at them, Lisa threw a chemical flask, which exploded, and it covered them in soot, Lily fired a blast of sneezing water, and they sneezed uncontrollably, Dad lashed at Flip with a whip made of bramble thorns, and Mom electrocuted them, and they were cooked well-done, but the smell of burnt unwashed skin had caused us to open a window.

Nico: Aw man, and we missed it.

Lincoln: Don't worry, we made the video of it, and we sent the video to your phones.

When we saw the video on our phones, me and Nico laughed hysterically and rolling on the floor in a fit of laughter.

Me: (LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY) OH MAN, OH, THAT WAS TOO FUNNY! CALL A DOCTOR, NICO!

Nico: (LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY) THAT WAS WAY TOO FUNNY! LINCOLN, YOU AND YOUR SIBLINGS ARE WAY TOO HILARIOUS!

We stopped laughing, and we got up.

Lincoln: And those were from my own ideas that I had for our personal humiliations on those moronic jerks, and we also did it to the Total Drama sore losers, Icky Vicky, Trina Riffin, Mandy, and many of the other jerks in prison. Alright, now let's go find Frank Martin and Valentina Tomilenko.

We found Frank Martin and Valentina Tomilenko, and they were shackled, and it was connected to the range bomb that Johnson is using. Lisa got to work, and used her tech powers to disable the bomb, and reprogrammed it, and we got Frank Martin and Valentina Tomilenko out of their shackles.

Frank Martin: Thanks for getting us out of them, Team Loud Phoenix Storm. When I find that asshole, Johnson, I'll blow his head off.

Lincoln: Actually, we have a better idea, Frank: Lisa reprogrammed Johnson's little range bomb, and we're going to use it against him. Trust me, he's in for one explosive surprise.

Luan: (Laughs) Good one, Lincoln.

Me: Yeah, that was really good, big guy.

?: HELP!

Suddenly, Lincoln heard the sound of sixteen girls calling for help. With his deep sapphire blue cyborg eyes and superhuman sight, along with sensing energy signals, he saw and heard exactly where the call for help was coming from. He saw the sixteen girls, but they've been cornered by Johnson, and he's going to kill them.

Lincoln: Guys, I found the sixteen girls, but they've been cornered by Johnson, and he's going to kill them.

?: That blackmailing terrorist son of a bitch, let's get him!

Suddenly, we saw Gandora The Dragon of Destruction land in front of us.

Lincoln: That voice, I knew it was you, Cierra Lowenstein.

Laney: Cierra Lowenstein, oh man, she's now a Gandora The Dragon of Destruction, but we're going to have to talk later.

Lincoln: That's right, Laney. We've got a blackmailing terrorist to kill.

We rushed on over, and Lincoln fired a powerful barrage of rainbow energy balls and elemental forces, which hits Johnson, and that allowed the sixteen girls to get away. When Johnson saw us, he was so enraged, and when he saw that Frank Martin and Valentina Tomilenko were freed, his anger reached a deadly new level.

Lincoln: It's over, Johnson, your days of blackmailing nations for your own business interests are over.

Me: You're heading for an early grave, you son of a bitch!

Lincoln unholstered his improved massive Sword of Universal Hope and Elemental Bravery from his wider and muscular back and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and unholster their massive swords, Sima Shi, Sima Zhao, Sun Jian, Guo Jia, Zhang Bao, Guan Xing, Cao Cao, Liu Bei, Sima Yi, Sun Quan, and Jiang Wei got out their weapons, The Samurai Warriors got out their weapons, Lincoln's sisters transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and unholster their massive swords from their backs, Lincoln's sisters transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and unholster their massive swords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholster their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Dark Compassion and Demonic Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demon Fang of The Demon Hound sword from his wider and more muscular back, Troy Burrows transformed into his Super Megaforce Red Ranger form, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, and Ravus Nox Fleuret got out their swords, Hector got out his massive Heaven's Maw of Judgement sasumata pike, and Me, Nico, Eli, and Nicole also unholstered our massive swords and transformed, and we went at Johnson, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time Energy, Gravity, and Magic, steel orbs, stars, rainbow flames, rainbow crystals, orange flames, blue flames, ice, and green flames at the terrorist, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.

Then, Lincoln shot Johnson's knees out with a gun, and rendered him unable to run, and he shackled the terrorist's wrists with his own bracelets, and placed the bomb in front of Johnson.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Voice of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope) Give our regards to King Tut, asshole.

We then ran out of the abandoned warehouse, and Lisa activated it, and since Johnson was already in close range, and when the bomb's timer reached zero, it was game over.

Johnson: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

The bomb exploded in a very powerful explosion.

KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

Johnson was blown to pieces, along with his henchmen. Then, as soon as their spirits appeared, Lincoln marked their foreheads with a kanji, and Johnson and his henchmen were erased forever by The Black Gates, and we all cheered wildly as we holster our weapons and power down.

Lincoln: Go to Hell and stay there, Johnson. (To Cierra Lowenstein) And it's so good to see you again, Cierra Lowenstein.

Laney: Same here.

Cierra Lowenstein: You too, Lincoln and Laney, it's been a long time.

Lincoln and Laney went up to Cierra Lowenstein and they hugged, and Cierra Lowenstein was very surprised at just how much taller and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and Laney's become a tall and beautiful woman.

Lincoln: It sure has been a long time since we last saw each other, and as you can see, Laney and I have grown a lot since then.

Cierra Lowenstein: Yeah, you've really grown a lot from the eleven-year-old cute little boy into a 17-year-old 7'0" tall and very handsome and manly teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and Laney's now become a tall and beautiful woman, that's so awesome.

Nico: Whoa, Lincoln, Laney, you guys know her?

Lincoln: Yeah, we do, Nico. This is Cierra Lowenstein, she's my friend from Gardening Class, and she's a defender and Guardian Angel of me and Laney.

Nico: Awesome.

Laney: And Cierra and Lincoln saved me when I was about to get thrashed by Chandler and a local thug he hired.

TLPS Mr. Wolf: (Growls) That heartless jerk, just how many evil deeds had he committed?

Lincoln: One too many, TLPS Mr. Wolf, but you'll hear about that later, right now, let's get you back to normal, Cierra. Boys, cover your eyes, hold still, Cierra, this is going to hurt.

Me, Nico, Eli, and the rest of the boys covered our eyes as Lincoln snapped his fingers, and Cierra was reverting back to normal. Cierra Lowenstein is a beautiful 17-year-old girl with long black hair going to the upper part of her back, orange eyes, fair skin, she's 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, and she has massive black angel wings, as she reigned in the power of Gandora The Dragon of Destruction.

Lincoln: How do you feel, Cierra?

Cierra Lowenstein: Good (Realizes she's in her birthday suit) But, I'm also in my birthday suit.

Lincoln gave Cierra Lowenstein her new wardrobe, a short-sleeved orange blouse and short-sleeved orange shirt with a black phoenix on it, orange skirt with Gandora The Dragon of Destruction on it, orange pants, orange sneakers, and a long orange sleeveless trenchcoat with dragons and orange flames on the coattails and Gandora The Dragon of Destruction on the back, and on her back is a large Gandora The Dragon of Destruction-themed sword with a 6'5" massive, wide, double-edged, man-sized black blade with the Gandora The Dragon of Destruction etched on it, Gandora The Dragon of Destruction's wings for the crossguard, large orange gem for the hilt, longer black handle, and a large orange gem surrounded by angel wings for the pommel.

Cierra Lowenstein: Wow, I love the new outfit and sword you made for me, Lincoln.

Suddenly, a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Cierra Lowenstein's neck with black gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystals links from her new Crystal Necklace of the Buddha.

Cierra Lowenstein: (Surprised) Whoa, is this...?

Lincoln: Yep, that's a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Cierra.

Cierra Lowenstein had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes, as Lincoln wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist and he leaned down and he kissed her on the lips, and she returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the sixteen girls here, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them. The sixteen girls are Decapre from Street Fighter, Himeragi Yukina, Aiba Asagi, Akatsuki Nagisa, Kirasaka Sayaka, and Minamiya Natsuki from Strike The Blood, Miyafuji Yoshika, Charlotte E. Yeager, Eila Ilmatar Juutilainen, Erica Hartmann, Francesca Lucchini, Gertrud Barkhorn, Minna-Dietlinde Wilcke, Perrine-H. Clostermann, Sakamoto Mio, and Sanya V. Litvyak from Strike Witches.

Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Decapre, Himeragi Yukina, Aiba Asagi, Akatsuki Nagisa, Kirasaka Sayaka, Minamiya Natsuki, Miyafuji Yoshika, Charlotte E. Yeager, Eila Ilmatar Juutilainen, Erica Hartmann, Francesca Lucchini, Gertrud Barkhorn, Minna-Dietlinde Wilcke, Perrine-H. Clostermann, Sakamoto Mio, and Sanya V. Litvyak.

Helena McTroy: From Street Fighter, Strike The Blood, and Strike Witches, awesome.

Nicole: (Gasps) Decapre's among the group. Lincoln, you need to cure Decapre and remove her Dark Side.

Lincoln: On it.

Lincoln fired massive blasts of water, which entombed Decapre in a sphere of water, and he cured her of her of the burn mark on the left side of her face, and in the process, he removed Decapre's Dark Side, which was entombed in another sphere of water, but was then put in an indestructible purple diamond prison, and put in the special room in The Pluto Prison for Tyrannical and Homicidal Dark Sides. Then, the water faded, and Decapre was now a beautiful girl, and before she fainted, Lincoln caught her in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms.

Lincoln: There we go. Are you girls okay?

Himeragi Yukina: Yeah, we're okay, thanks to you.

Then, as Decapre opened her eyes and she and the other fifteen girls saw who it was that saved them from Johnson and cured her of her affliction and freed her of her Dark Side, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old 7'0" tall, handsome, bare-chested hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead, golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive and wide right pec and it was surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his wider and more muscular back, and right on top was the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, and Buffalo, and below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Lightning Storms, The Weather, and The Thirteen Elemental Forces, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, and Golden-Hearted Lover, Father of Many Kids, Son, and Future Husband, Descendant of The 17th Century Duke Lincoln of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, God of Truth and Justice, and Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it and a kanji that read "Spiciest Man of The Loud House" on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and a Mark of Manhood tattoo of a bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm.

He had his massive Sword of Universal Hope and Elemental Bravery holstered on his wider and muscular back, his orange Crystal Saber holstered on his left hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted orange bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, his large gold Cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive and indestructible deep sapphire blue angel wings and the stars and blue nebulae reflecting on them with rainbow tips on the large deep sapphire blue feathers, and he was dressed in an orange version of He Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, and Buffalo on them and with hanging mini silver lightning bolts held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with large orange gem for the belt buckle on his waist, a pair of large blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs with the orange kanjis "Savior of The Loud House, Powerful Student of Many Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of The Crusaders of The Thunderbird, and The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms" on the left legs, and large white leather combat boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on it, a large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts with a large deep sapphire blue gem in the shape of a Thunderbird on top of a silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on his neck and across his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, a large Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring on his left ring finger, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger, he had eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs, and circling around his feet on the floor are eight golden crosses with angelic runes.

Decapre: You're...Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.

Then, Decapre broke down and cried, and she hugged Lincoln, as he still held onto her, and Lincoln made fifteen clones of himself, and they went up to the other fifteen girls, and picked them up and hugged them in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and with Decapre still in his arms, Lincoln leaned down and kissed Decapre on the lips, which she returned, and the other fifteen clones did the same as they leaned down and kissed the other fifteen girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrap their arms around the necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.

Himeragi Yukina: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.

Suddenly, sixteen Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared around the necks of Decapre, Himeragi Yukina, Aiba Asagi, Akatsuki Nagisa, Kirasaka Sayaka, Minamiya Natsuki, Miyafuji Yoshika, Charlotte E. Yeager, Eila Ilmatar Juutilainen, Erica Hartmann, Francesca Lucchini, Gertrud Barkhorn, Minna-Dietlinde Wilcke, Perrine-H. Clostermann, Sakamoto Mio, and Sanya V. Litvyak with colored gems and crystals on the gold lightning bolts. We return to the Estate, and we told everyone what'd happened, and they were shocked when they found out the villain we went after was Johnson.

But, when Lincoln showed what we did to Johnson by using his own range bomb against him, they all cheered wildly for Lincoln and the rest of us, and they hugged us, and the girls in Lincoln's harem then went up to Lincoln, and they kissed him all over. Lincoln, Laney, and Cierra Lowenstein have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town, and Cammy was happy for what Lincoln did in curing Decapre and freeing her of her dark side.


After getting rid of Johnson this time for good, we were training intensely in the gym, this time, doing 150,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 9,500-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and when Cierra Lowenstein saw Lincoln working out like crazy, she had an atomic red blush on her face.

Cierra Lowenstein: Whoa, Lincoln's really grown to be a 17-year-old 7'0" tall, really big, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful muscles hard at work, and to work out with those 9,500-lb barbells and not even get tired, incredible.

Lincoln: And I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Cierra, and now, I can also fight and defend myself.

Cierra Lowenstein: That's incredible.

Nico: It sure is, Cierra. So, what's this story about how you and Lincoln saved Laney from getting thrashed by Chandler and a local thug?

Cierra Lowenstein: You're not going to like this story, Nico. One day, Lincoln and I were walking home from our time at Gus' Games and Grub, but then, Lincoln heard something coming from the corner, and as soon as we turned the corner, we saw Laney, but she was cornered by Chandler and he had local thug, Dominic Mason, with him, and they were going to thrash her badly, and I also found out they also had knives in their hands, and they were also going to kill her. But, I wasn't going to have that, I rushed in, and I punched Dominic hard in his left eye, and permanently blinded him, and then, I grabbed Chandler and threw him into a wall, and it knocked him out. Lincoln ran up to Laney, and she hugged him and she cried, and I also went up to them, and I hugged them both. Then, we tied Chandler and Dominic Mason up, and we called the cops on them. When the cops arrived, along with her mom, who's also a cop, Chandler and Dominic Mason were arrested, and we also pressed charges against them, as soon as the rest of The Loud Family arrived, and we told them what happened.

We gasped in shock.

Me: I can't believe the nerve of Chandler, as if he wasn't bad enough, he'd resorted to hiring a thug with him, and they were about to resort to murder.

Nico: That miserable, heartless, nihilistic bastard! So, what happened to Chandler and Dominic Mason after they were arrested, Lincoln?

Lincoln: Because of what Chandler did, Cierra Lowenstein had him sent to Juvie for 6 months for his crimes, and as for Dominic Mason, since this was his 934th offense, he was eventually sent to The Central Michigan Correctional Facility, where he was given 934 Life Sentences Without Possibility of Parole, meaning he'll never be free. But, two months into his sentence, Dominic Mason was found beaten to death by the inmates there, and buried in an unmarked grave.

Lincoln then pulled up Dominic Mason's criminal history, and we were shocked at his rap sheet and the numerous charges he racked up throughout his life, First-Degree Burglary With A Deadly Weapon, Carjacking, Arson, Bank Robbery, First-Degree Assault With A Deadly Weapon, Domestic Abuse, and First-Degree Murder. When we saw it, this showed that Dominic Mason was trouble spelled in capital letters.

Me: Jeez, this guy is trouble spelled out in capital letters.

Nico: You said it, J.D., and he got away with those crimes for so long. But, in the end, Cierra had got him convicted, and he was sent to prison, but he wound up getting beaten to death and buried in an unmarked grave.

We then got a shower afterwards, and suddenly, a bright light shined down on the Estate, and we'd covered our eyes. Then, as the bright lights faded, we uncovered our eyes, and to our surprise, the world of Mobile Suit Zeta Gundam has merged with ours.

Lincoln: Wow, Fa, Elle, Roux, Emary, your world has merged with ours.

Fa Yuiry: Incredible. But, this means, you and the rest of the team are going to meet Kamille Bidan and his friends, Lincoln.

Lincoln: Along with taking down Haman Karn. She's caused you girls and your friends so much trouble for the last time, she needs to be stopped for good.

Sakura Kasugano: And this means, I'm also going to transform to face that monster.

Nico: And don't forget, Sakura, your future husband's also going to help you in putting Haman Karn down for good.

We then head out to meet Kamille Bidan and his friends, and when they saw their friends, Fa, Elle, Roux, and Emary, they ran up to them and hugged them. Then, they told them that last year, Lincoln rescued them, and they're part of his harem and among his many future wives, and they know that Lincoln will take care of them. Then, we got the news from them that Haman Karn is hiding out in an abandoned warehouse in the west of Gotham Royal York, and she has guards with her. We took to the shadows, and through a shadow portal that Lincoln created, he'd fired red energy blasts, and as soon as they hit, he sucked out all of their energy, and all of them were killed. Inside, Haman Karn was plotting her next move.

Haman Karn: I will make sure that those Anti Earth Union imbeciles die a horrible death.

Suddenly, Haman Karn saw a nebula form out of nowhere with stars gleaming in the skies, and then, meteors made of Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Gravity, and Magic, and they rained down and brutally hurt her. Then, the sound of a Thunderbird screech and Phoenix cry were heard, and an explosion had erupted out of nowhere, and as the dust settled, we appeared.

Haman Karn: Team Loud Phoenix Storm and the Anti Earth Union Group?! Where are the guards?!

Lincoln: All of them are dead, and you're next, Haman Karn.

Haman Karn: You wouldn't hit a lady, would you?

Lincoln: A lady, no, you, yeah! You're nothing a wicked, black-hearted, sadistic, power-hungry, ruthless tyrant who cares about no one except yourself, and you've caused nothing but pain and suffering for your own delight, and you need to be stopped.

Sakura Kasugano: And sent to Oblivion forever.

Suddenly, Sakura Kasugano's brown eyes turned neon brown, and she was surrounded by a red energy aura with sakura blossoms, light, and phoenixes, she unholstered her massive Sword of The Street Fighters, and as she approached Haman Karn, she left red energy, sakura blossoms, light, and phoenixes with every step. Suddenly, Sakura Kasugano was surrounded by a massive vortex of pink energy with sakura blossoms and light surrounding the vortex, there's a phoenix flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a blue phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Sakura Kasugano emerged, but she was changed forever.

(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)

Sakura Kasugano grew to 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess and has pink highlights in the bangs of her short brown hair, she has neon brown eyes and a red energy aura with sakura blossoms, light, and phoenixes surrounding her. She has a phoenix with a sakura blossom and the Light Kanji in its claws emblazoned on her forehead, she has on phoenix earrings with pink crystals for the eyes and the Light Kanji in its claws, and she also has a phoenix with pink crystals for the eyes and the Light Kanji in its claws for the second pendant of her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with pink gems on the gold lightning bolts and pink crystals from her Crystal Necklace of The Buddha which merged with her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love. Sakura Kasugano was dressed in a short-sleeved white shirt with a pink phoenix on it, blue skirt with phoenixes, blue pants, white sneakers, and a blue sleeveless trenchcoat with pink sakura blossoms and a phoenix holding the Street Fighter logo in its claws on the back. Suddenly, Sakura Kasugano felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive brown angel wings with red tips on the large brown feathers, sprouted out from her back.

Suddenly, Sakura Kasugano's massive Sword of The Street Fighter was surrounded by a beautiful kaleidoscope of pink energy, sakura blossoms, and light. Then, as the kaleidoscope faded, it was transformed into Flora's Sakura Blossom Sword of Light Justice, it's a brand-new large sword with a 6'7" massive, wide, double-edged, man-sized blue blade with the image of Flora, The Roman Goddess of Plants etched on it, large red angel wings for the crossguards, large pink gem for the hilt, longer black handle, and large red gem with surrounding angel wings for the pommel. Sakura Kasugano has on her new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with red gems on her wrists, gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold phoenix head with a red gem in its mouth for the belt buckle, large red Spellbook of The Gods and The Universe and large red Universal Spellbook of the Elemental Forces on her left hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her right hip. There's a red kanji below the phoenix that said, "Sakura Kasugano, Street Fighter from Japan, Student of Tamagawa Minami High School, Friend to Many, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Destroyer of Shadaloo, Emissary of Flora, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Sakura Blossoms, Phoenixes, and Light."

春日野さくら、日本からのストリートファイター、玉川南高校の学生、多くの友人、リンカーン・ラウドの愛する未来の妻、シャダルーの駆逐艦、フローラの使者、悪の殺し屋、狂った、殺人、冷酷、そしてサディスティックな野郎、驚くべきそして驚くべき強力な教師の強力な学生、そしてさくらの花、フェニックス、そして光のマスター

Sakura Kasugano has transformed into SUPER ANGEL INFINITY RED SAKURA BLOSSOM ANGEL OF PLANT LOVE AND CELESTIAL JUSTICE!

We were amazed by Sakura Kasugano's Super Angel Infinity transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face and hearts in his eyes. But, when Haman Karn saw it, she fell into a a murderous rage and tried to attack her, but Sakura Kasugano fired a powerful red energy blast with sakura blossoms, light, and phoenixes, and it hit her.

Lincoln: Wow, Sakura, you look beautiful, how do you feel?

Sakura Kasugano: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Sakura Phoenix and Plant Love) I feel incredible, Linky, and now, shall we put an end to Haman Karn?

Lincoln: (Smirks) You got it, Sakura?

Lincoln unholstered his improved massive Sword of Universal Hope and Elemental Bravery from his wider and muscular back and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, and he joined Sakura Kasugano.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Voice of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope) Let's pulverize her. Eli, if you would?

Eli rang the bell.

DING! DING!

As soon as he did that, Sakura Kasugano and Lincoln went after Haman Karn, and they fired powerful blasts of red energy, rainbow energy, elemental forces, light, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Buffalo, Angels, sakura blossoms, plants, and magic, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit the evil demonic priest. Then, Sakura Kasugano and Lincoln attacked her with her massive Flora's Sakura Sword of Plant Justice and his improved massive Sword of Universal Hope and Elemental Bravery, and left very painful scars on her. Then, they fire massive energy beams which hits Haman Karn, and they exploded with incredible power, and the resulting explosion killed her, and as soon as her spirit appeared, Sakura Kasugano marked her forehead with a kanji and after being found guilty by those he killed, Haman Karn was erased from existence forever. We cheered wildly for Lincoln and Sakura Kasugano, as Lincoln holstered his massive and improved Sword of Universal Hope and Elemental Bravery on his wider and more muscular back, and Sakura Kasugano holstered her massive Flora's Sakura Sword of Plant Justice, and he and Sakura Kasugano power down, and Sakura Kasugano's new body, clothes, weapons, angel wings, and jewelry are permanent.

Sakura Kasugano and Lincoln: In the immortal words of Nico, Haman Karn, you have failed this entire world!

Nico: Ah yeah, that's telling him, guys!

Sakura Kasugano: Thank you for helping me take care of Haman Karn, Linky.

Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Sakura.

Lincoln wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around Sakura Kasugano's waist, and he brought her into an embrace, which took her by surprise and that brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to her face, they kissed passionately as she wraps her left arm around his wider and muscular back, and her left hand was on his massive and wide right pec, and right behind them was a Thunderbird, Angel, and Phoenix flying in the air, and we also saw a herd of Buffalo running across the field and sakura blossoms falling behind them, and the display of the elemental forces. We had tears in our eyes and a smile on our faces.

Me: Now, that is so beautiful.

Nico: You said it, bro. And now, we're rid of Haman Karn for good.

Lincoln: But, this also means her associates are going to find out about this, and they'll be wanting revenge on us. But, the only thing awaiting them is The Black Gates.

Eli: You said it, Lincoln.

Lincoln: Oh, and one last thing for the jerks still chained up.

Lincoln fired a blast of energy, which hits Flip, Lewis Travolta, and Billy McLean, and covered their faces in ugly pimples and welts, and when they saw it, they screamed in horror, and we laughed at them.

Eli: (Laughs) Oh man, Lincoln, you sure are the King of Payback when it comes to humiliating those three pinhead jerks.

Me: (Laughs) Oh, man, as if they couldn't look any uglier.

Nico: (Laughs) If you did that to Amy, Heather, Anna Marie, Trina, Josee, Evil Scarlet, Icky Vicky, and Mandy, Lincoln, they'll screech at us like the banshees they are.

Flip, Lewis Travolta, and Billy McLean's faces return to normal, as soon as we returned to the Estate before they could scream at us, and not only are Kamille Bidan and his friends new members of the team, but we're now rid of Haman Karn for good, and she's never coming back.


Later it was time for Nanette's 3rd Ambassador Mission and this one was of amazing importance.

Me: This is gonna be a big mission for us Nanette. We have to try and tell Himiko's parents our findings.

Nico: It's not going to be easy though.

Me: Nope.

Fiona Hernandez: But we'll be ready.

Himiko Toga: I hope you guys can help me reconcile with my family.

Me: We'll try Himiko.

Misty Tredwell: If not you can live with me and J.D.

Nico: Yeah.

William: Me and Nico will come up with matchups for that friendly competition we suggested a while back. It might be completed after the next mission though.

Me: Understood.

Nico: This will be fun.

Beast Man: I'm looking forward to this mission though.

Nanette: Same here.

Nicole: All right we're ready for this.

Me: Lets head out.

We were off to the world of My Hero Academia.

We arrived in the world of MHA.

Beast Man: So this is it.

Nanette: Yep.

Misty Tredwell: Wow this is amazing.

Me: It sure is.

Nicole: You will love meeting Izuku and team.

We went into the school.

Izuku: Hey guys!

Me: Hey Izuku.

Nanette: Guys, meet my archenemy.

Beast Man: I'm Beast Man.

Me: He's a former member of Skeletor's Inner Circle on the planet Eternia.

Ochaco: Wow! That is cool!

Shoto: It sure is.

Bakugo: I think so too.

Me: Yep. And this is one of my future wives.

Misty Tredwell: Awesome to meet you all. I'm Misty Tredwell.

Ochaco: Wow it's a pleasure.

Tsuyu: Pleasure to meet you.

Me: We got the results of Himiko's DNA Tests and we found out some very startling stuff.

Fiona Hernandez: We found out that her quirk was dangerously unstable and it was destroying her atomic genetic structure and making her insane and it was because of that and her quirk that she needed blood to survive or she would have died in a few hours.

Everyone gasped!

Midnight: That's terrible!

Izuku: Himiko we had no idea!

Himiko Toga: No one did.

Me: We are going to present these findings to her parents after we find them and try to get her to reconcile with them. It's not gonna be an easy task.

Nanette: But we're going to do it.

Nicole Knudson: Yeah.

Izuku: But how are we going to find Himiko's parents? They could be miles away.

Tsuyu: Leave that to me.

She went over to the computer.

Tsuyu: Found it! They are in a small house to the north in Hokkaido and they live in Sapporo.

Me: Then that's where to need to go.

She printed an address and we were off.

We were then later walking around.

Tenya: So, Nanette. While we're walking to where Himiko's parents are, do you want to tell us about what your reversion to human form fells like?

Nanette: Sure. It feels like I'm being taken apart and put back together in an excruciatingly painful way.

Me: Ouch.

Nicole: Yeah it was brutal.

Me: Yeah.

Tenya: Yikes.

Me: This is it.

We arrived at the address and it was a really nice temple.

Me: Wow they live in a really cool temple.

Nanette: It's nice.

We went in and we walked up to the door and I knocked on it. A man came out.

Me: (Bows) Good morning to you.

Takeshi Toga: Ah J.D. Knudson of Team Loud Phoenix Storm (Bows) Welcome.

Me: Pleasure to meet you Mr. Toga.

Izuku: (Bows) It's a pleasure sir. We are from U.A. High.

Nicole: (Bows) We apologize for coming on such short notice.

Takeshi Toga: It's all right. But what can we do for you?

Me: Well we have some new information for you. I know this is a very sore subject for you because of the past but we found out some terrible information about your daughter Himiko. Before you lash out read this first.

I pulled out the file and gave it to him and then Sakuya Toga came out.

Me: Oh hello Mrs. Toga. (Bow) Sorry to come in like this but we have some information you might want to see about your daughter Himiko.

Nicole: We know this is a rough subject to talk about but it's to tell you why she acted the way she did.

Takeshi Toga: Come on in so we can talk.

We went in to talk.

Beast Man: Me and Eijiro will stay outside in case another villain shows up.

Eijiro: Why me?!

Beast Man: Because your Quirk makes you durable. That's why.

Eijiro: Fair enough.

Nicole: I'll make a Shadow Clone to help out.

Nicole did so and we went in and sat down.

Me: I know this is a sore subject and I'm sorry we brought this up but it was best to tell you in person.

Takeshi Toga: Understood.

They got to reading the results and they got a big shock!

Sakuya Toga: (GASP) Our daughter's quirk was destroying her?

Me: Yeah. Her quirk was dangerously unstable.

Fiona Hernandez: Before we cured her I took a blood sample from her and we ran some tests on it back at the Estate.

Nicole: Our findings revealed that her quirk was destroying her atomic DNA structure very slowly and it was destroying her sanity as well as causing her strange and terrible behavior. She needed blood to survive or she would have died in a few hours as the quirk's instability got more severe.

Takeshi Toga: Oh no.

Sakuya Toga: We should have realized this sooner. We had no idea that Himiko's quirk was going to kill her.

Me: No one did.

Shoto: It would have been too late if we threw her into Tartarus.

Nicole Hernandez: But thankfully me and my sisters cured her.

Fiona Hernandez: We destroyed the darkness in her and replaced her quirk with a new one. She now has the powers of the elemental forces of nature.

Me: We call this quirk Elementa.

Takeshi Toga: Interesting name.

Bakugo: We all think so too.

Sakuya Toga: We had no idea.

Bakugo: Look, your daughter's back to normal. Deal with it.

Izuku: Dude!

Bakugo: I'm just using my words this time. Not my fists.

Me: That was a little too harsh Bakugo. But yeah your daughter is all right.

Himiko Toga came out.

Himiko: Mom? Dad? I'm sorry about everything I've done. I couldn't control myself. Everything that happened to me was because of my quirk and I had no idea it was killing me from the inside. I'm sorry for all the pain and suffering I caused to everyone and to you all.

Misty Tredwell: If you don't want to raise your daughter again then at least let me do it. I will gladly take her in and give her the love and care she needs after everything that happened to her.

Sakuya Toga: You would do that for us Misty?

Takeshi: We were such horrible parents to her and we didn't know what was happening to her until it was too late. We should have gotten her the best medical attention ever. We are horrible parents.

Me: Look you guys made mistakes and you didn't realize your daughter was going through all this until it was too late. You can still be there for her as long as Misty takes care of her. She is the awesome mother of my children and she is a great mother too.

Misty Tredwell: It's true and I love all my children and I would gladly do the same for Himiko.

Eijiro: Man, this is boring!

Nicole: Yeah but I wonder how it went in there.

Beast Man: So far no yelling. That's good.

?: That's just the least of your problems.

A figure came out and it was NINE!


Nine's past

Nine is a villain who was born with a very powerful, almost "god-like" Quirk that allows him to control the weather, dubbed as Weather Manipulation. With his ability, he can summon destructive thunderstorms and hurricanes in an instant. He can even create tornadoes that are powerful enough to rip the ground apart. Being the possessor of such power caused Nine to become disturbed by the world's hierarchy of authority, which he considered flawed, as it's one where the weak rule the strong. So he wants to create a world where those with strong powers rule over those with weak or no powers. Over the years, Nine recruited other individuals such as Chojuro Kon, Kiruka Hasaki, and Hoyo Makihara who, like him, feel oppressed by the current failed world, and together they would try to make their dreams come true.

However, the only obstacle that prevented them from carrying out their plans is Nine's own powerful Quirk, as the magnitude of its power causes cellular damage to Nine's body, and it would eventually end up killing him. Looking for a way to find a cure for his illness, Nine told his teammates that he plans to join the League of Villains to undergo an experiment by Dr. Kyudai Garaki, better known as Dr. Daruma Ujiko.
Dr. Garaki conducted an interview to find out why he wants to undergo his experiment, and after hearing Nine's explanations, and concluded that he's definitely a perfect candidate, noting that his mind and body are in the right condition. The operation consists of granting him a copy of the All For One's own Quirk, although this is something that Nine ignored. Despite not knowing what the experiment would do to him, he felt like everything will turn out fine. As Nine was sealed up for the experiment, he noted that he will create an ideal world not only for himself but for his teammates as well.

After several months of operation, Dr. Garaki manages to adapt the All For One factor to Nine's body. With the operation completed successfully, Garaki requests the League of Villains to transport Nine in an armored truck to a specific point. When they ask what it is, the Doctor simply tells them that it is something that has nothing to do with them. Although they do not like to be treated as simple delivery men, Tomura Shigaraki agrees to his request.

Somehow, the information of that delivery is leaked, presumably by Nine's crew, and the heroes set up an ambush on the mountain road they are going to pass. A fast-paced chase ensues when the heroes try to stop them. Despite the opposition shown by the members of the League, the truck ends up crashing. However, when the heroes investigate the crashed vehicle, Nine had already escaped from the scene, reuniting with his allies at a hidden location in the forest nearby.

Nine tells them that the operation was a success, obtaining great power but also worsening the symptoms of his illness. Chimera considered that the operation was for nothing then, but Nine corrects him saying that it is not true, because with his new power, he only needs to steal a Quirk to help him to overcome his illness, and in this way, he will be able to build the utopia that they had always dreamed of. After the operation, Nine targets several heroes across Japan and uses his new power to steal their Quirks.

One day, they end up attacking a civilian, Mr. Shimano, who is on a business trip in Kyushu. He is attacked by Nine and his crew, with Nine using his Scanning Quirk to scan him and proclaims that he has found what he was looking for. He then uses his All For One Quirk to steal and absorb Mr. Shimano's Cell Activation Quirk.

When Nine takes Mr. Shimano's power, he uses his original Quirk, Weather Manipulation, to call lightning down to destroy parts of the city. Nine and their groups are excited that they can finally put their plan into action to fulfill their dreams. Nine then freezes up in pain as his cells begin to degenerate, and he realizes that Mr. Shimano's Quirk isn't compatible with him because it only works on A-Type blood and he has B-Type.

Chimera laments over the team's struggle to cure Nine, but Slice shows them the video recording of Mr. Shimano's children, Katsuma Shimano, and Mahoro Shimano. Nine remembers that Quirks are hereditary and decides to aim for the kids as one of them may have a Quirk that is similar to their father's but also compatible with his blood-type and body.

They hijack a ferry to travel to Nabu Island, crashing the ship they used into the harbor once they arrive. They also destroy all of the boats to prevent anyone from escaping. Nine orders his teammates to cause much destruction as possible in order to isolate the island from the outside as well as divert attention from their true goal while he hunts down the siblings. What neither of them didn't count is that all the students from Class 1-A of the U.A. High Schoolare on the island for the Hero Work Recommendation Project. When they notice the attacks, the students confront the villains. Mummy is defeated and captured.

Nine finds the children, and using his Scanning Quirk discovers that Katsuma has the Quirk he was looking for. Nine is about to steal the boy's power when Izuku Midoriya appears to protect them and fight him. Nine easily overwhelms Izuku, and even he tries to steal One For All from him, but something prevents it. Nine comments that he was unable to steal it, saying that rather it didn't fit in the slot. Due to this, he correctly assumes that the Quirk's existence is a miracle in it of itself and decides to dispose of Izuku, using his Air Wall Quirk to deliver a powerful blow to him, pushing the kid back and stunning him. Izuku tries to get up to defend the kids, who haven't run away, but Nine blasts him with his Bullet Laser Quirk, which easily penetrates the boy's flesh and immobilizes him.

Then, again, before Nine can steal Katsuma's Quirk, Katsuki then appears to face Nine, and together with Izuku, they fight the villain. The determination of both students forces Nine to use his Weather Manipulation Quirk to summon a powerful blast of lightning from the sky, defeating Izuku and Katsuki and presumably killing them. However, again, before he can take the boy's Quirk his illness sets it and causes him to freeze and hurl in pain. Slice arrives to take Nine away and signal to her fellow villains to retreat after the Shimano siblings, as well as Izuku and Katsuk, are rescued by some of the other Class 1-A students.

The next morning, after recovering from his illness in a lighthouse, Nine is determined to take Katsuma no matter the cost. Slice informs him that the students of the U.A. have sheltered all the inhabitants of Nabu in the vast underground caves under the ruins of Mount Shiroyama. He and his allies make their way to Mount Shiroyama, where the students were waiting for them. During the previous night, after recovering from his intense injury through Katsuma's own Cell Activation Quirk, Izuku and his companions had devised a plan to deal with the villains and particularly defeat Nine by taking advantage of his illness, planning to ultimately make Nine wear himself out by using his Quirks too much.

When the students see the villains are close enough, they put their plan into action. Yuga Aoyama and Momo Yaoyorozu start attacking them from afar with their respective Quirks at full power. While Nine blocks the attack with his Air Wall Quirk, Slice and Chimera break away from Nine in their own separate directions to avoid the blast, unaware that they are falling right into the student's trap.

With their attack, Class 1-A students manage to separate Nine from his allies. Then the students take turns attacking him as they had planned. Despite their attempts to stop him, Nine gradually defeats the students until it's Izuku and Katsuki's turn to face him. After a tough fight, they finally get Nine to his limit and the backlash of overusing his Quirks kicks in.

In his despair, the villain breaks his life-support tubes and enters a "berserk mode", using his Weather Manipulation Quirk to summon a massive lightning strike, striking Izuku and Katsuki. The rest of the students try to apprehend Nine, but the villain easily defeats them and catches up to Katsuma and Mahoro who were being carried away by Mezo Shoji. He holds Mahoro hostage after she runs at him to protect her brother and threatens to kill her if Katsuma doesn't surrender his Quirk to him. Katsuma runs towards Nine to save her, but before he could reach the villain Nine is hit by Izuku Midoriya, making Nine drop Mahoro who was caught by Katsuki Bakugo. When Nine asked how they survived his lighting, Katsuki says that they used Denki Kaminari as a lightning rod to absorb the hit.

Izuku and Katsuki begin to defeat Nine, taking advantage of Nine's illness which was currently making his Quirks significantly weaker as well as himself. On the verge of defeat, Nine uses the entire healing and empowering drug in his life-support system which amplifies his Quirks, most notably the Weather Manipulation Quirk, to the maximum. He then takes full advantage of the opportunity to create an immensely powerful storm above the island, additionally making various tornadoes and lightning strikes which begin destroying absolutely everything on the island. Most notably the ground can be seen flying into the air due to the intensity of the storm.

With Nine's power so incredibly boosted, Izuku and Katsuki's attacks do absolutely nothing to him, even able to withstand Izuku's One For All: Full Cowl - 100% and Katsuki's Howitzer Impact without issue. Nine then proceeds to pummel them with his Bullet Laser Quirk, then using his Hydra Quirk to restrain and crush them in the air. While the two student's were restrained in the air, Nine tells them about his dream and views of how a super human society should truly be, but Katsuki comments that it would never work. Izuku, while being crushed, realizes that the only way to win and save the world from Nine was to share the power of One For All with Katsuki, thinking that it was All Might, and a true hero, would do. Izuku then transfers One for All to Katsuki and the two break free from Nine's Hydra Quirk, standing tall and activating their respective One For All: Full Cowl - 100%. Izuku and Katsuki then do a double Detroit Smash to destroy the massive storm that was above the island and proceed to use their combined power to defeat Nine once and for all.

Miraculously, after everything, Nine managed to survive that attack, being blasted away to a field surrounded by nice flowers. However, by using a Warping Quirk, Tomura Shigaraki appears in front of the beaten Nine to confront him. Nine says determined that he would create the world he needed to create. When Tomura says that he will fulfill Nine's dream, Nine says that there can only be one true king. Tomura agrees, putting his hand on Nine's face and saying, "That's right, just one," before killing Nine with his Decay Quirk and leaving the island.


Eijiro: Nine!

Nicole: So you are the weather controlling villain Nine.

Nine: Indeed my dear and it's an honor to meet Nicole Knudson.

Nicole: Feeling is mutual.

Nine tried to punch Eijiro but the latter increased the hardening effect on his skin. As a result, Nine broke his hand.

Beast Man: A broken hand is the least of your worries!

Nicole: That harden quirk of yours is awesome Eijiro!

Eijiro: Thanks Nicole.

Nicole: No problem. It's time you saw my quirk. It's the reason why I'm called Nicole Knudson of The Star Dragon.

Eijiro: What do you mean?

Nicole: Watch. STAR STYLE NINJA ART: STAR DRAGON'S FURY!

Nicole fired a powerful blast of star energy and it formed into a dragon of stars and it slammed into Nine and completely obliterated him in an instant! All that was left of him was his disembodied feet.

Eijiro: WHOA! That was powerful!

Beast Man: Pretty cool.

Nine's spirit then appeared.

Nicole: You need to go into the Book with your brethren. ALDRUON ENLENTHRANEL VOSOLUN LIRUS NOR!

She sealed him into the Book of Vile Darkness.

Takeshi Toga: We're sorry Himiko that we have been horrible parents to you. We don't deserve to be your parents after everything that happened to you.

Sakuya Toga: We had no idea you were going through all that.

Himiko Toga: It's all right mom and dad. I have forgiven you all for it.

Takeshi Toga: Thank you Himiko. But we can't raise you anymore after everything we did. Misty please look after our daughter and love her and raise her in everything we could not.

Misty Tredwell: You have my word Takeshi and Sakuya.

We later left and Nicole told us everything about Nine and more and we were amazed.

We later came back.

May: How was it?

Nicole: Went much better than we expected.

Me: Yeah.

We told them everything and Nico and everyone were happy.

Nico: Awesome. I'm glad they took it well. At least Himiko forgave her parents and they reconciled with her.

Eli: And now Misty has a fourth daughter.

Me: Yep. So cool.

Laney: It sure is. And Nine has been destroyed too.

Me: Yep.


Later we were flying over the ocean and over the Cacao Harbor.

Mewtwo: So, we're going to somewhere with a lot of chocolate?

Grim: (Jamaican Accent) We're actually going to the very wharf where we met the Chocolate Sailor.

Sonya Furya: It'll be awesome to see the home of my archenemy.

Billy: I LIKE CHOCOLATE!

Nico: (Laughs) Don't eat him when we get there Billy.

We flew and we found the Ship of The Chocolate Sailor.

Nico: There it is.

We flew over.

Nico: Ahoy there!

Chocolate Sailor: Ahoy Team Loud Phoenix Storm! Great to see ya mateys!

Mimi Tachikawa: Look at all these sweets!

Nico: I know.

Mary Knudson: So awesome. But they mostly use chocolate.

Me: Grim how did Billy find out about the Chocolate Sailor?

Grim: He advertises in the back of Man Eating Comics.

He handed me a comic book.

Me: Man Eating Comics, Gory Mayhem Part 2.

I looked at the comic and it was scary but cool and fun.

Me: Wow this is a cool comic book.

Nico: It sure is.

I scrolled to the Chocolate Sailor.

Me: There he is.

Nico: Wow.

Laney: So that's how Billy became one of the Chocolate Sailors.

Mary Knudson: And he ate 10,000 boxes of chocolate. Wow!

Blitzwing: Which one's the kind that turned Billy into chocolate?

Chocolate Sailor: He ate all these chocolates in one sitting.

He pulled out a box of his chocolates that were in the shapes of ships and sailors.

Me: Wow so just plain chocolate.

Nico: Mind if we try some?

Chocolate Sailor: Sure.

We tried some and we loved the chocolates! They were some of the best we've ever had. Mary's aura looked like orange fire.

Mary Knudson: WHOA! That is really good chocolate.

Nico: Delicious!

Laney: Really awesome.

Lola: (SLURPS) YUMMY!

Chocolate Sailor: These 4 chocolates have the antidote for Billy when he was chocolate.

Me: Hmm. (Reads label) "Caustic Caramel Cream, Horrific Hazelnut, Mutating Marshmallow and Antidote." Wow what an assortment.

Sky Lynx: (reads label) "Antidote". Billy, I think this one would've cured you had you eaten just that.

Billy: Yeah.

Me: What happened?

Mandy: Billy ate the whole thing and then he exploded all over the place as a mess of chocolate syrup.

Eli: Whoa! Sweet but gross.

Laney: Messy but sweet.

Me: He exploded into chocolate syrup?

Mary Knudson: Messy, sweet and funny.

Sonya Furya: Good with ice cream sundaes.

We later came back.

Toad Man: Man, all that chocolate was delicious!

Sunset Shimmer: Boy it sure was awesome.

Me: Yep. Just as long as we don't get addicted to it like Billy did.

Laney: Yeah no kidding.

Me: At least now we know where the Chocolate Sailor lives.

Lana: Cacao Harbor.

Nico: Cacao Harbor. I like that. Named after the South American Tree and is a home for sailors.

Flapjack: It's perfect for me and I'm a sailor too.

Nico: Anyway it's time for our next mission. Sandy called us in to see a new experiment she made and wants us to see it in action.

Me: Cool! I wonder what it is.

Eli: I guess we'll find out when we get there.

Then Common Cold, Pinky & The Brain, Black Adam, Jet, Golden Glider, Mole Man, Kite Man, Magneto, Katnappe, and Roquefort appeared.

Common Cold: Can me, Pinky & The Brain, Black Adam, Jet, Golden Glider, Mole Man, Kite Man, Magneto, Katnappe, and Roquefort go with you guys? (SNEEZES)

Nico: You all sure can and bless you.

Common Cold: Thank you.

Nico: Lets get ready and head for the ocean.

Nico: Hey, guys, who's up for some lunch at the Krusty Krab?

Lincoln: I am.

Lily Loud: Same here, plus, I also have to get to work at The Krusty Krab.

TLPS Mr. Wolf: Man, I can't wait to try one of those Krabby Patties. I just hope none of Bikini Bottom still isn't harboring a grudge against Plankton.

Lincoln: Actually, we gave it time for the grudge that the people carried against Plankton to die down and of course after his wake-up call, Plankton's redeemed himself last year. So, he's welcome again in Bikini Bottom.

Squidward: Same with me. Now, then, shall we get going?

Nico: We're already on it, Squidward.

We were getting ready to head to Bikini Bottom for lunch at The Krusty Krab, but before we could go out, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes glowed even more, as he sensed a dark energy, and he saw a vision of who that dark energy belonged to, it was none other than our old enemy, Jacques Schnee, Weiss's heartless bastard ex-father, and he's returned from the dead and he wants revenge on us for ending him two years ago. When we saw that, it definitely meant trouble.

Nico: Uh oh, Lincoln, trouble?

Lincoln: Afraid so, Nico, and Weiss, you, Ruby, Blake, Yang, and the rest of us aren't going to like it one bit: the figure I saw was none other than our old enemy, Jacques Schnee, he's returned from the dead and he wants revenge on us for ending him a year ago.

We gasped in shock.

Weiss: What?! Even after we ended him a year ago, doesn't that bastard even know when to quit?!

Lincoln: No, he doesn't, Weiss.

Qrow: You know what this means, he's getting the Black Gates.

Lincoln: No, Qrow, as tempting as that is, I'm not going to resort to that. Instead, I have a much better punishment for him: just like with Adam Taurus and all of Remnant's other enemies, Jacques Schnee's going right back to prison, but this time, he's getting the very same curse I put on Gabriel Tinsley: Eternal Life Without Eternal Youth and Plagued By The Demons of Their Past forever.

Salem (RWBY): That's a better punishment, Lincoln.

Nico: Same here, Salem. But, this also means that Lincoln's going to sing that very song that sent chills down my spine and J.D.'s. Hearing that song is really bone-chilling and scary.

Lincoln: But, we've heard it before from Princess Luna and Brittney Knudson, when they sang that very song when they faced Marina Del Rey and Quattro.

Me: (Gasps) He's right, we did hear that very song from Brittney and Princess Luna. How could we forget about that?

Princess Luna: That's right, and Lincoln sang that very song when he and Sarah Tinsley faced off against Gabriel Tinsley, and Lincoln transformed into Shadow Lincoln.

Brittney Knudson: And now, he's going to do it again to Weiss' bastard father, and he'll be plagued by the demons of his past forever.

Lincoln: That's right, and like I said to Amy McKale and Gabriel Tinsley, when I marry my future wives in the future, my future wives' evil relatives aren't going to be a part of our family, in fact, the only place they belong is either Oblivion or back in prison, where they'll stay there until the day they die.

Nico: You got that right, big guy. Alright, everyone, let's go.

We then headed to Bikini Bottom for lunch at the Krusty Krab, and later on, Weiss and Lincoln are going to face off against Jacques Schnee, who's back from the dead, and wants revenge on us.


We were walking through Bikini Bottom.

Roxas: So, Nico. Which Gene Slammer do you think you'll meet on your next rescue?

Nico: I'm hoping to meet a gene-slammer of an Evolved Arachnichimp.

Ben: One of Ultimate Spidermonkey's kind next. That will be interesting to see.

Me: It sure will. So it'll be one of the Spider Power masters next.

Nico: Yep.

Mr. Krabs: What better way to spend an afternoon than trolling the sea vent for spare change. [Then something tugs on Mr. Krabs' magnet] Whooh! [Mr. Krabs pulls and a giant pile of sand hangs from his magnet] There's got to be a small fortune than discarded paperclips in there! [The sand falls, only to reveal a second magnet. He then gets upset] I knew this place looked familiar.

We came up to him.

Nico: Ahoy Mr. Krabs.

Mr. Krabs: Ahoy lads.

Me: Looking for loose change?

Mr. Krabs: Aye. Trying to find some pennies.

Nico: Cool cool.

Jet: Where did Sandy say to meet her?

Nico: We were called over to Sandy's treedome. And we are right there too.

Mr. Krabs saw it.

Mr. Krabs: [Startles in surprise] What's this? Goodness, that must be Sandy's treedome dwelling, and inside looks to be the largest soybean I have ever layed me eyestocks on.

Me: Holy fishpaste!

Eli: Wow! That soybean is massive!

Maria: I would love to eat that in a salad.

Mr. Krabs: Now this bears getting a closer look.

We went up and Mr. Krabs rang the doorbell and Sandy Answered.

Mr. Krabs: Good afternoon, Miss Sandy.

Sandy: And good afternoon to you Mr. Krabs. And hey guys.

Me: Hey Sandy. We got your call.

Nico: We found Mr. Krabs in the area too.

Mr. Krabs: Well uh, I just happen to be in the neighborhood and was wondering if you could see you in clear and grace me with a comprehensive tour of your homesweet treedome. [chuckles] I hear the giant soybeans are lovely this time of the year.

Sandy: Sure, lets get you fitted with a helmet.

Mr. Krabs: Don't bother yourself. As long as I keep me ole lungs moist, I can breath your fancy air all day long.

Sandy: Come on in then. [they go inside the treedome and we followed]

[Scene cuts to the interior of the treedome]

Mr. Krabs: Seems so much bigger once you're inside.

Sandy: That's what they all say. Did I already show you my single wheeled roller skate or my helicopter that is powered by coconut milk?

Me: We sure do and that was cool how you did that on that island.

Twilight Sparkle: Sandy was stuck on an island and she made a coconut milk powered helicopter?

Nico: She sure did and that was awesome.

Eli: It sure is cool.

Me: We also just got back from a really amazing adventure in the world of Eon Kid and Rice and Marty are siblings.

Rice: It's true.

Mr. Krabs: (to Rice) Congratulations on becoming an official big sister to Marty, lass.

Rice: Thanks Mr. Krabs.

Torch Man: Trust me, Mr. Krabs. Rice has earned it.

Me: Yep. What else you got Sandy?

Sandy: [walks over to her table and holds up a device that looks like a cube puzzle] Or my artificial intelligence that comes in the form of a multi-colored cubeshaped puzzle. See it can solve itself. [Zooms in to reveal that the Cube puzzle matches with the shapes on it]

Me: Wow!

Nico: That is awesome.

Sandy: Try it.

I jumbled it up and then the Cube Puzzle solved itself with no problem.

Nico: Wow! That is one smart cube.

Eli: Very genius and those kinds of puzzles are hard to solve.

Twilight Sparkle: Not even I can solve a puzzle like that.

Eli: But what is this you called us here for Sandy?

[Scene cuts to Sandy and Mr. Krabs with the giant soybean plant]

Me: WHOA! That Soybean is ginormous!

Nico: Wow! That is the biggest soybean we've ever seen.

Lana: No kidding.

Lisa Simpson: How did you achieve to make a soybean this large?

Sandy: This is the result of an experimental growth serum I develop. It could easily feed a lot of hungry people.

Me: A growth serum? Amazing.

Magneto: How about you demonstrate what it does on this carrot?

He pulled out a carrot.

Sandy: Sure.

She put one drop on it and then the carrot grew to the size of a car!

Nico: WHOA! That is a huge carrot!

Jared ate it whole and it was great.

Jared: (BURPS) But it still tastes like a normal carrot.

Laney: That is amazing! If that can do that to a carrot, I wonder what it would do to a burger or a Krabby Patty.

Mr. Krabs: [gasps] Or a supply of entire rest-. [Counting on his calculator and mumbling to himself]

Sandy: Once the testing is complete, the growth serum could be used to do a lot of good things.

Eli: That is so awesome Sandy.

Mr. Krabs: [gasps]

Sandy: Sure would hate to see it fallen into the wrong hands. Someone who might just use it to try and get money.

Me: Not good.

Papillon: (sighs) Mr. Krabs, I know that look in your eye. Go ahead and use that serum on your Krabby Patties.

Maria: Are you sure?

Mr. Krabs: I didn't think you'd agree.

Papillon: Figures I should just get the thought out in the open.

Nico: Uh oh.

SpongeBob was called in and he got a Krabby Patty.

SpongeBob: [suddenly runs into the scene] Mr. Krabs, I came as soon as I got the call!

Mr. Krabs: [puts the phone back in] Uh, did you bring a Krabby Patty like I was planning to ask you to do?

SpongeBob: [brings out a Krabby Patty] Aye aye, captain.

Mr. Krabs: Perfect! Okay Sandy, administer the growth serum.

Sandy: I don't know, Mr. Krabs. I can't predict what's going to happen.

Mr. Krabs: Well, you did say it needs further testing. Test it on the Krabby Patty.

Sandy: Well, I suppose so. But only a single drop.

Mr. Krabs: Fair enough. [Sandy puts a drop of growth serum onto the Krabby Patty] Is it suppose to smell like that?

Me: Whew! It smells really strong.

Nico: No kidding. Whew.

Sandy: If you two will excuse me, I need to pay a quick visit to a little squirrel's room. [hands Mr. Krabs the growth serum before leaving the scene] Would you mind holding these while

I'm gone? I'll only be a minute.

Me: Okay.

Mr. Krabs: [looks at the growth serum] Oh no, we don't mind. [dumps the whole beaker onto the Krabby Patty] Heh heh heh, there.

SpongeBob: But Sandy said-

Me: Uh oh.

Laney: That can't be good.

Lisa Loud: There's no telling what will happen.

Mr. Krabs: [closes SpongeBob's mouth] Sh sh sh sh sh sh sh. [He and SpongeBob goes to Sandy's door] Thanks for the tour, Sandy, see you later! [leaving Sandy's treedome and the camera zooms in on the empty growth serum beaker]

[Scene cuts to SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs and us walking]

Mr. Krabs: Eh, that patty didn't look like it's growing to me. Pfft, growth serum. Waste of a perfectly Krabby Patty.

[Krabby Patty suddenly grows on SpongeBob's hands]

SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs.

Me: Whoa! It's getting bigger!

Mr. Krabs: Great, let's get into the Krusty Krab.

Nico: Let me help SpongeBob.

Nico carried it.

Me: Man this thing is heavy.

Nico: No kidding.

Mr. Krabs was having second thoughts.

Golden Glider: Something wrong, Mr. Krabs?

Mr. Krabs: Just having second thoughts on whether this is a good idea.

William: Well, if things go bad, we'll help sort things out.

Me: Yeah.

We got the patty to the Krusty Krab Kitchen and it was pulsing.

Me: Man this patty is huge!

Laney: Yeah!

Eli: I've got a really bad feeling about this though.

Me: Me too.

Nico: As long as we're here we might as well eat.

Armada Cyclonus: Mr. Krabs, how about we just eat normal Krabby Patties right now?

Mr. Krabs: Sure. Just because one Patty's growing doesn't mean I should put the normal ones in storage.

Nico: Good idea.

We got to eating.

Squidward: [comes in from his post with an order] SpongeBob! Are you going to cook that thing or just stand there staring at it? [throws the order]

SpongeBob: Sorry, Squidward. Coming right up! [runs to the stove while grabbing the order] Order up, Squidward! [carrying a plate of piled up Krabby Patties]

Squidward: All right, keep them coming! [grabs the Krabby Patties]

SpongeBob: You betcha! [takes a scrap of patties from the big patty and puts them on the stove. SpongeBob flips one of them as the big Krabby Patty grows even bigger behind SpongeBob]

UH OH

SpongeBob: Oh my goodness! I almost forgot to flip that one. [points to a Krabby Patty and flips it] There we go. [brings out another pile of Krabby Patties and the giant Krabby Patty bumps Squidward's head.]

Squidward: Ok, that's great SpongeBob, but you don't have to knock me in the- BAGEGAH! [sees at the Krabby patty growing behind SpongeBob]

SpongeBob: Squidward, why did you make that weird noi- [he looks at the Patty and screams as it comes alive] Ahh!

We went into the kitchen and then we SAW THAT THE KRABBY PATTY WAS MASSIVELY HUGE!

Nico: JUMPING CORAL NUGGETS!

Eli: THAT PATTY IS MASSIVE!

Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

Pinky: That we should tell Lily her off day is over?!

Maria: Way ahead of you, Pinky. Horsea's calling her right now.

Nico: Guys we need to get out of here fast!

SpongeBob: Squidward, behind you! [SpongeBob points to the growing patty, now destroying the Krusty Krab] Abandon ship! [Squidward screams as he and SpongeBob and us all flee]

Fish: [everyone runs out of the Krusty Krab] It's a Krabalanche! [SpongeBob and Squidward try to exit, but Mr. Krabs blocks their way.]

Mr. Krabs: Hold it! And just what is it you two think you're doing?

Squidward: The restaurant's being invaded by a 300 foot uncooked menu item. We're getting outta here!

Mr. Krabs: Whoa ho, this is a dream come true! You can't just leave!

Squidward: Oh, do you have a better idea?

Mr. Krabs: Stay?... And work?

Nico: Right now staying alive is more important!

[the cash register getting eaten by the Krabby Patty]

Mr. Krabs: Cashy! [Mr. Krabs runs over to the register]

Me: Oh no you don't!

I grabbed Mr. Krabs.

Mr. Krabs: NO!

Me: LETS GET OUT OF HERE!

We flew and ran!

[We run out of the Krusty Krab, screaming. The patty eats the Krusty Krab whole and chases us.]

Dale: [The Bikini Bottom citizens see the patty and start running away] Keep running, it's getting closer!

Fish: No, it isn't! Look! Where I'm pointing! It stopped!

Dale: [They stop running and look] Hey! He's right! [The giant patty is actually stopping for a stoplight. It turns green and the patty starts moving again. The fish run away.]

[Police officer tickets a car, only for it to be swallowed by the giant patty]

[The giant patty then proceeds to eat the entire town]

Lady in Teal: Snookums! Look out! [pulls the pet worm away from the patty] You've got to promise mommy you'll be more careful! Neptune knows what he'd do if you were swallowed by the putrid ooze that's running rapid in our streets. [gets swallowed by Krabby Patty]

Blot: Maybe my slime gun can melt it!

He fired it and it had no effect on the massive Krabby Patty!

Me: Try fire!

I fired a blast of fire and it hit the patty and cooked some of it.

Nico: Whoa! That fire cooked it.

Kite Man: I'll fly over it to slow it down!

He flew over and the patty chased after him.

Me: It's chasing after him.

Nico: Good.

Laney: Man! That Krabby Patty is now as huge as a football field!

Lynn: I would not want to have a patty that big.

Me: Me neither.

We glared at Mr. Krabs.

Me: Mr. Krabs what the hell were you thinking!?

Nico: Yeah you made a Krabby Patty version of The Blob!

Onslaught: To be fair, Mr. Krabs was having second thoughts and we told him that we'd handle it if things got out of hand.

Nico: True we did say that.

Laney: We got a massive Krabby Patty now on the loose.

Mole Man: I'll have my Moloids help out with this!

Nico: Okay.

Me: We got to stop that patty. But maybe we can set a world record for the largest Krabby Patty ever. After the usual battles we can cook this patty and then make the largest and biggest burger ever!

Laney: That's awesome!

Nico: Yeah! I like it.

Lana: Entrance time?

Hun Gurr: Terrorcons, merge into Abominus!

The Terrorcons did so.

Me: Better call in the special forces. (Pulls out cell phone) Dark! We need the Constructicon Team Pronto!

Dark Spicer: Coming right now.

Dark Spicer and the Live Action Constructicon Team appeared.

Nico: AWESOME!

Dark Spicer: Looks like we have a nasty Krabby Patty monster problem! Lets merge into Devastator!

Live Action Scavenger: You got it boss!

They merged into Live Action Devastator!

Roquefort: Cheese Ninjas, stop that Patty as well!

Roquefort summoned a bunch of his Cheese Ninjas too!

Me: And it's time for me to show you all some more from the Zenkaiger. ZENKAI CHANGE!

I turned into my ZENKAI ZODIAC RANGER FORM!

Me: Now watch this. BIG BANG!

I grew and turned into ZENKAI STAR PHOENIX! I was a purple phoenix star zord!

Nico: WHOA! THAT IS AWESOME!

Lucky: LUCKY! You look awesome J.D.!

Me: Thanks.

Abominus demerged back into his seperate components.

Sinnertwin: We're not even making a dent in it!

Me: Maybe this will!

I fired a purple blast of fire and it grilled the patty all over the place.

Nico: ALL RIGHT! Fire cooks it!

Black Adam: Maybe an entrance from behind will do damage to it!

Nico: Nice strategy Adam. Lets do it!

Everyone flew behind the patty.

Then the spirits of the Justice League and the Teen Titans formed behind the patty and blasted it and then converged and then…

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion blasted out and enveloped the big patty and a phoenix cry was heard and then the patty was cooked all over and everyone came out.

Nico: I hope that cooked it.

Winter Soldier: It's almost done!

Me: Just need to cook it for a few more minutes.

Nico: The last thing anyone would want is having a patty loaded with botulism.

Eli: Yeah. Yuck.

Mr. Krabs: I'll accept any punishment from this.

Katnappe: Nah. I think this whole incident was punishment enough.

Me: Yeah you were punished enough already.

Nico: Lets blast this patty with our combos, techniques and final smashes!

Brandish: I'll help too!

Nico: Are you sure Brandish?

Laney: Yeah after what happened…

Brandish: I'm sure.

Nico: Okay.

Gia: Time to cook this patty!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! MYSTIC FORCE!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Mystic Force Rangers!

Nico: ORDER UP! ONE FOOTBALL FIELD SIZED MONSTER KRABBY PATTY!

We fired waves of fire and energy and cooked the patty all over.

Chaor, Frafdo, and Wamma fired waves of energy and fire and they hit the giant patty all over.

We were really blasting the ginormous Krabby Patty all over.

Blitzwing, Mewtwo, Sky Lynx and Mimi used the Earth, Autobot, Pokemon and Digimon Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Mewtwo and Mimi's powers, Sky Lynx's Flamestrike and Blitzwing's missiles 100-fold.

Blitzwing and Mewtwo: PSYCHIC MISSILE MEGABARRAGE!

Sky Lynx and Mimi: FLOWER FLAME STORM!

Common Cold and Robin: SNOT ROBIN ROCKET!

Pinky & The Brain and Superman: GENIUS MICE LASERBLAST!

Black Adam and Batman: BLACK LIGHTNING BAT SWARM!

Jet and Green Lantern: FLYING WILL LANTERN BLAST!

Golden Glider and Flash: SPEEDING SKATE BLAST!

Mole Man and Martian Manhunter: MARS MEGA BLAST!

Kite Man and Wonder Woman: FLYING AMAZON BLAST!

Magneto and Hawkgirl: THANAGAR MAGNETIC BLAST!

Katnappe and Starfire: TAMARAN CAT SWARM BLAST!

Raven and Roquefort: DARKNESS CHEESE MEGA BLAST!

Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders and Brandish: ZODIAC JEWEL STORM!

They fired waves of elements and energy.

Brandish, Ava Chang, Kite Man, Himiko Toga, Jared and Misty Tredwell: SMASHING ELEMENT SWARM BLAST!

They fired waves of elements and energy.

Lincoln: VEGETABLE ELEMENT STYLE: CARROTS!

Entrapta: VEGETABLE LIGHTNING STYLE: BRUSSELS SPROUTS!

Perfuma: VEGETABLE NATURE STYLE: ARUGULA!

Frosta: VEGETABLE ICE STYLE: ARTICHOKE!

Ruby Rose: VEGETABLE ROSE STYLE: ASPARAGUS!

WeisS Schnee: VEGETABLE ICE STYLE: BROCCOLI!

Blake Belladonna: VEGETABLE DARK STYLE: ARROWROOT!

Yang Xiao Long: VEGETABLE FIRE STYLE: BOK CHOY!

Emerald Sustrai: VEGETABLE ILLUSION STYLE: DAIKON!

Dew Gayl: VEGETABLE NATURE STYLE: EGGPLANT!

Sakura Kasugano: VEGETABLE FIRE STYLE: HORSERADISH!

Karin Kanzuki: vEGETABLE WATER STYLE: LETTUCE!

Kyoko: VEGETABLE LIGHTNING STYLE: JICAMA!

Misako: VEGETABLE WIND STYLE: ONIONS!

Caulifla: VEGETABLE EARTH STYLE: CAULIFLOWER!

Kale: VEGETABLE TWILIGHT STYLE: KALE!

Shantae: VEGETABLE MAGIC STYLE: PEAS!

Akko: VEGETABLE STAR STYLE: PEPPERS!

Peni Parker: VEGETABLE WEB STYLE: POTATOES!

They fired waves of elements and they formed into said vegetables.

Lincoln and his harem: VEGETABLE FINAL SMASH: VEGGIE HADOUKEN BARRAGE!

They fire a barrage of Hadoukens powered by vegetables at the giant Krabby Patty which explodes on contact!

KRRAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSPPPPPLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTT!

The entire patty exploded and was splattered all over the place and Bikini Bottom was one big sloppy Krabby Patty mess!

Me: OH YUCK!

Nico: What a mess!

Laney: Yeah!

Vanitas, Waffle Woman, Captain Cold, Ghost, Pete, Trickster, Box Ghost, Ssserpent, Onyx and Rojo appeared.

Nico: Vanitas, Waffle Woman, Captain Cold, Ghost, Pete, Trickster, Box Ghost, Ssserpent, Onyx and Rojo.

Vanitas: That's one big patty mess!

Maria: I know, right?

Me: No kidding. This is a messy explosion.

Waffle Woman: So, who's going to eat all that?

May: We'll divide it among everyone here.

Lana: I'll eat most of it. I don't mind eating all this off the ground.

Captain Cold: Smart thinking. But Lana you are silly.

Me: Oh that's Lana for you. She eats anything no matter how dirty it is.

Nico: Yep.

Ghost: (to Nico) We heard you met a girl named Brandish.

Nico: We sure did.

Pete: Tell her we're sorry about her mom.

Brandish: Thank you guys. I'm all right now.

?: Thank goodness.

Then a figure came out and it was BIN BANKI from episode 42 of Go-Onger!


Though a weakling with his signature attack, Hot Water Commercial, even weaker, Kegalesia has Manabu Yushima use his magic to upgrade the Savage Machine Beast into the stronger Thermos (魔法瓶 mahōbin?)-based Mahōbin Banki (マホービンバンキ Mahōbin Banki), now able to use magic and adding "Tiger" in his sentences. But once stripped of his magic and Industrial Revolutionized, Mahōbin Banki is first engaged by Engine-O G9 before a mysterious factor breaks apart the formation, before Go-On Red forms Kyoretsu-Oh and scraps him while Mahōbin Banki is making references to Leonardo da Vinci.


Eli: Bin Banki of Go-Onger! I remember you! You were used to upgrade the Savage Machine Beast into the stronger Mahobin Banki!

Bin Banki: That's right! Good memory.

Nico: That's Eli.

Bin Banki: A shame I wasn't adapted into America.

Nico: I know, right? I guess it's because you were seen as a weakling. But us? We don't think that.

Me: Not at all. But man what a ripoff that you weren't adapted for America.

Nico: Yeah what a shame.

We got the usual battles underway.


Spiderman, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Sunny Starscout, Magic Skylanders, Cannonbolt, Bounce Man and Toad Man VS Vanitas - Nico's rescue


Vanitas was first.

Vanitas: (to Spiderman) I'm not gonna lie to you. While no one innocent died in Nico's rescue, it was still sad.

Spiderman: Yeah that was sad for Brandish. Her own mother was killed in cold blood. But at least Nico, J.D. and Jason got justice for Brandish.

Twilight Sparkle: That monster had it coming.

Starshine Sparkle: Yeah that heartless monster deserved it!

Sunny Starscout: He deserved it al right.

Spyro: Yeah he had it coming. Layla Heartfilia didn't die because of Brandish's mom. It was a because Layla had a terminal illness that she died.

Cannonbolt: Yeah. Lucy's mom dying was awful.

Vanitas: Poor Lucy and Brandish. Lets do it!

They fired waves of web and magic and smashed him down.

Spiderman: An awesome victory for your friendly neighborhood Spiderman.

Twilight Sparkle: That was amazing!


Tara "Terra" Logan, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Wildvine, Roxas and Aeleus VS Waffle Woman - Lincoln's rescue


Waffle Woman was next.

Waffle Woman: (to Tara) I heard Lincoln's rescue was in Transporter 3. How'd that go?

Tara: It was awesome and we used the same bomb he used on him and blew him to pieces.

Applejack: He had it coming and that monster sidewinder got what he deserved.

Apple Bloom: Yeah he sure did.

Flashwing: He sure did and now he is a forgotten memory.

Wildvine: Yep he sure did. That was a powerful bomb too.

Waffle Woman: That is a good thing. Wow. Lets do it!

They fired waves of fire, earth, rock, crystal, apples and plants and smashed her down.

Tara: TAKE THAT!

Applejack: YEEHAW! That was great!


Qin Chen, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Upchuck, Volcana and Torch Man VS Captain Cold - Qin's Ambassador Missions


Captain Cold was next.

Captain Cold: (to Qin) How do you like your Ambassador missions so far? And can I come on the next one?

Qin: I actually have plans for you to come with me next and my ambassador missions are going really well.

Sunset Shimmer: We have been putting Kane right on the ropes and J.D. and Kane are both mortal enemies.

Pipsqueak: (British Accent) It's true and they hate each other with a vengeance.

Sunburn: J.D. and Mike stopped Kane and destroyed his entire business and overthrew him and destroyed his entire operation.

Upchuck: He sure did. J.D. has been a major thorn in Kane's side.

Captain Cold: Wow! I didn't know that J.D. and Kane have a really horrible history with each other. Lets do it!

They fired waves of fire and smashed him down.

Qin: That was so awesome!

Sunset Shimmer: That was amazing!


Ariel, Eli, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Eye Guy, Papillon and Randy Boggs VS Ghost - Meeting a Gandora the Dragon of Destruction Gene-Slammer


Ghost was next.

Ghost: (to Ariel) I heard you guys met a Gandora the Dragon of Destruction Gene-Slammer. What's her name?

Ariel: Her name is Cierra Lowenstein and she is both Lincoln and Laney's Guardian Angel.

Eli: You would like her and she is a great member of the team.

Rarity: Indeed she is darlings and she is an amazing and powerful force.

Sweetie Belle: You should have seen what she did. Lincoln and Cierra were walking home from their time at Gus' Games and Grub, but then, Lincoln heard something coming from the corner, and as soon as they turned the corner, they saw Laney, but she was cornered by Chandler and he had local thug, Dominic Mason, with him, and they were going to thrash her badly, and she also found out they also had knives in their hands, and they were also going to kill her. But, Cierra wasn't going to have that and she rushed in, and punched Dominic hard in his left eye, and permanently blinded him, and then, she grabbed Chandler and threw him into a wall, and it knocked him out. Lincoln ran up to Laney, and she hugged him and she cried, and Cierra also went up to them, and hugged them both. Then, they tied Chandler and Dominic Mason up, and called the cops on them. When the cops arrived, along with Chandler's mom, who's also a cop, Chandler and Dominic Mason were arrested, and they also pressed charges against them, as soon as the rest of The Loud Family arrived, and they told them what happened.

Ghost gasped in shock.

Ariel: That's not all. Because of what Chandler did, Cierra Lowenstein had him sent to Juvie for his crimes for 6 months, and as for Dominic Mason, since this was his 934th offense, he was eventually sent to The Central Michigan Correctional Facility, where he was given 934 Life Sentences Without Possibility of Parole, meaning he'll never be free. But, two months into his sentence, Dominic Mason was found beaten to death by the inmates there, and buried in an unmarked grave.

Eli then pulled up Dominic Mason's criminal history, and we were shocked at his rap sheet that was over a mile long and the numerous charges he racked up dated back to throughout his childhood, First-Degree Burglary With A Deadly Weapon, Carjacking, Arson, Bank Robbery, First-Degree Assault With A Deadly Weapon, Domestic Abuse, and First-Degree Murder. When Ghost saw it, this showed that Dominic Mason was trouble spelled in capital letters. PURE EVIL INCARNATE!

Ghost: That guy was Pure Evil Incarnate!

Gill Grunt: No kidding! He was a monster!

Eye Guy: And now he is buried 6 feet under and burning in the fires of hell forever.

Ghost: Good riddance! Lets do it!

They fired waves of water, jewels, ice and energy and smashed her down.

Ariel: That was amazing!

Rarity: Rapture darling that was grand!


Penny, Pinkie Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Way Big, Cyclonus and Scourge VS Pete - Mr. Krabs using a growth serum


Pete was next.

Pete: (to Penny) In retrospect, Mr. Krabs using a growth serum on a Krabby Patty was a terrible idea. I just hope Sandy doesn't find out about it.

Penny: Yeah no kidding! But I have a feeling she already did.

Pinkie Pie: And Mr. Krabs is gonna be turned into a crab dinner by the time she is done with him.

Featherweight: No kidding.

Sprocket: Oh boy.

Way Big: Yeah that was crazy.

Pete: It sure is. Lets do it!

They fired waves of energy, metal, gears and lightning and smashed him down.

Penny: ALL RIGHT!

Pinkie Pie: BEST USUAL BATTLE EVER!


Raimundo, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Blitzwolfer, Rippersnapper and Blot VS Trickster - Going to the Chocolate Sailor's ship


Trickster was next.

Trickster: (to Raimundo) I heard you guys went to the Chocolate Sailor's ship. Did you eat a lot of chocolate there?

Raimundo: We sure did and it was so amazing. We went to a place called Cacao Harbor and it was a really awesome place with lots of chocolate.

Trickster: Ah it's named after the South American Chocolate Tree. That is so cool.

Rainbow Dash: It sure is awesome.

Scootaloo: And you know how much I love chocolate.

Whirlwind: Chocolate is always awesome. The only one that we know that doesn't like chocolate at all is Eustace's mom!

Trickster: WHAT!? Has the world gone mad!? How can ANYONE not like chocolate!?

Blitzwolfer: That was our first reaction when we heard it too1

Trickster: Eustace's mom has something seriously wrong with her. Lets do it!

They fired waves of wind, lightning and rainbows and sonic energy and smashed him down.

Raimundo: ALL RIGHT!

Rainbow Dash: That was AWESOME!


Omi, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Snare-Oh, Onslaught and Motormaster VS Box Ghost - Brandish's mom being killed like that


Box Ghost was next.

Box Ghost: (to Omi) I can't believe Brandish's mom was killed like that. Can't J.D. bring her back?

Omi: (Tibetan Accent) Yes he could like he has done before and that would make Brandish happy.

Starlight Glimmer: It sure would.

Cozy Glow: I think it would be awesome too.

Hex: Same here.

Snare-Oh: I agree too.

Box Ghost: Me too. Poor Brandish. Lets do it!

They fired waves of energy, bones, stars, lightning and bandages and smashed him down.

Omi: A most amazing victory!

Starlight Glimmer: That was amazing!


Kimiko, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Life Skylanders, Frankenstrike, Razorclaw and Hun Gurr VS Ssserpent - Himiko's parents glad they were forgiven


Ssserpent was next.

Ssserpent: (to Kimiko) I bet Himiko's parents are glad they were forgiven. (sighs) So why does it still feel bittersweet?

Kimiko: Because the damage was done and Himiko was losing her marbles and she couldn't help it. Her quirk was destroying her.

Fluttershy: Yeah it sure was and thank goodness we helped her. She would have died had we not stepped in.

Tornado Bolt: That was awful she went through all that.

Stealth Elf: Yeah it sure was awful.

Frankenstrike: But at least she is now cured and has a better quirk than her previous one.

Ssserpent: That is true. Lets do it!

They fired waves of leaves, grass, flowers, fire and lightning and smashed him down.

Kimiko: ALL RIGHT!

Fluttershy: That was fun.


Clay Bailey, Princess Luna, Moondust, Dark Skylanders, Buzzshock, Sinnertwin and Cutthroat VS Onyx - If only Himiko was cured sooner she wouldn't be a villain


Onyx was next.

Onyx: (to Clay) If only Himiko was cured sooner. If she was, she wouldn't have been a villain

Clay Bailey: Well the world of My Hero Academia doesn't have the same level of advanced technology like we do that can help identify problems faster.

Onyx: Right! I forgot that you guys all have incredibly advanced cutting edge technology that's thousands of years more advanced than anything Earth has now. At least the proof was in the blood tests.

Princess Luna: That was strange that all that was happening to Himiko.

Moondust: No kidding mom and it's awful she was having her own quirk destroy her.

Blackout: But the Hernandez Sisters really came through for that.

Buzzshock: Thank goodness.

Onyx: Yeah no kidding. Lets do it!

They fired waves of earth, darkness and lightning and smashed him down.

Clay Bailey: YEEHAW! That was fun!

Princess Luna: A true victory of the night!


Tracer, Princess Celestia, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Ditto, Red Hood and Winter Soldier VS Rojo - Mr. Krabs made a Krabby Patty as big as a huge football field


Rojo was next.

Rojo: (to Tracer) Mr. Krabs made a Krabby Patty as big as a huge football field. You guys barely managed to take it out!

Tracer: (British Accent) But at least we managed to make sure that Krabby Patty was stopped. But all of Bikini Bottom is an absolute mess.

Princess Celestia: Yeah it sure is.

Amber Morning: Gross and awesome too.

Spotlight: Yeah what a mess.

Ditto: It sure is gross though.

Rojo: No kidding. Lets do it!

They fired waves of light and energy and smashed her down.

Tracer: Jolly good!

Princess Celestia: That was so awesome!


RPM Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Nico, Eli, C.C., Nunnally, Laney, Lola and Lana VS Bin Banki


Bin Banki was next.

Nico: This will be fun.

Nico teleported and opened Bin Banki's safe and in it was a bunch of swords called the Omnitrix DNA Defenders, they're large swords with the aliens of The Omnitrix they've been Gene-Slammed to etched on the 6'7" massive, wide, double-edged, man-sized blades, large black and green angel wings for the crossguards, large green gems for the hilts, longer black handles, and large green gems with surrounding black angel wings for the pommels. Once in hand, they'll get a massive power and energy increase.

Nico teleported back with the swords.

RPM Rangers: RPM! GET IN GEAR!

They transformed and were ready!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! RPM!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the RPM Rangers too!

Nico: Lets do it! RPM ENFORCER!

The rangers formed the RPM Enforcer.

Summer Landsdown: ENGINE CELL ACTIVATE!

She put in her yellow 3 Cell and then they fired waves of energy and elements and the blasts all hit Bin Banki and he exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!

He was dead!

Nico: YEAH! Bin Banki you have failed this city!

Troy Burrows: Rangers That's a Super Mega Win.


Fiona Hernandez the Uria, Lord of Searing Flames Gene-Slammer, Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon, RD Lola and Misty Tredwell VS Kimberly Ann Hart the Pink Ranger Slayer


Pink Ranger Slayer was next.

Pink Ranger Slayer: It's good that Himiko reconciled with her parents but it's a darn shame they won't take her back. But it's good she has another family.

Fiona Hernandez: Yeah it is a good thing. The whole Ambassador Mission for today had a really bittersweet outcome for Himiko. But I still feel bad for her. Unfortunately the damage was already done because the entirety of that world lacked the technology needed to find out what's wrong with the people afflicted with those quirks. Knowing all about her quirk's instability came too late.

Apple Bloom: Yeah but thank goodness we all intervened and helped out.

Sweetie Belle: Yeah that is a good thing. Fiona got 1 tube of blood and that was all that was needed.

Scootaloo: Yeah but poor Himiko.

Diamond Tiara: She was born with a really unstable Quirk.

Silver Spoon: Thank goodness the Hernandez Sisters helped her out. They are true heroes and friends to Himiko.

Misty Tredwell: And she is now in my custody as my 4th daughter.

Pink Ranger Slayer: I heard all about that. Congratulations to you Misty.

Misty Tredwell: Thanks Kim. It's gonna be awesome having Himiko in my family.

Pink Ranger Slayer: I'm glad. Lets do it!

They fired waves of fire and energy and smashed her down.

Fiona Hernandez: FIRE WINS!

Cutie Mark Crusaders: CUTIE MARK CRUSADER VICTORY! YAY!


Marie Hernandez the Gene-Slammer of Hamon, Lord of Striking Thunder, Frozen Fright, Thunder Terror, Magma Gloom, Toxic Horror, Louie PoisonSea, RD Lincoln and Elena VS Weddinmon


Weddinmon was next.

Weddinmon: I feel really bad for Brandish. She did nothing to deserve her mom getting killed like that.

Marie Hernandez: No kidding. I feel bad for her too. But that guy that killed her got what he deserved and he had his severed head mounted on a pike with the kanji for cold-blooded murderer carved into his forehead.

Frozen Fright: And Nico ate his heart. Nice.

Weddinmon: Wait, Nico literally ATE his heart?! GROSS!

Thunder Terror: Yeah it was gross but it really showed that he was not fooling around with certain enemies he hates.

Magma Gloom: The first time we saw Nico do that J.D. hurled his guts out all over the gym floor.

Toxic Horror: Yeah it was disgusting but he quickly got used to it.

Louie PoisonSea: Wow that is crazy.

Weddinmon: No kidding. I never expected Nico to use cannibalism like that.

Marie Hernandez: Well I wouldn't call it cannibalism it's more like a Justifiable Form of Gore.

Weddinmon: Good point. Lets do it!

They fired waves of lightning and elements and smashed her down.

Marie Hernandez: LIGHTNING WINS!

Fearful 5: FEARFUL FIVE WINS!


Nicole Hernandez the Raviel, Lord of Phantasms Gene-Slammer, Star Swirl the Bearded, Rockhoof, Somnambula, Mistmane, Flash Magnus, Mage Meadowbrook, Gusty the Great, Clover the Clever, RD Lucy and Carly Atlas VS Marcel Bonaparte


Marcel was next.

Marcel: Cacao Harbor sounds like a really awesome place to get chocolate and all that.

Nicole Hernandez: It was amazing and the smell of chocolate was all over the place and it was literally intoxicating.

Star Swirl: It sure was and I love chocolate.

Rockhoof: (Scottish Accent) Aye. Really good stuff now.

Somnambula: (Egyptian Accent) I love good chocolate myself and it was great.

Mistmane: The Chocolate Sailor had all sorts of great chocolates on his ship.

Flash Magnus: But it was really amazing how Billy ate all that chocolate without getting sick.

Marcel: Yeah he ate 10,000 boxes of Chocolate I think.

Mage Meadowbrook: We were shocked ourselves when we heard that.

Gusty the Great: But instead of making him sick he turned into SOLID Chocolate.

Clover the Clever: Yeah he couldn't stop eating himself and in the end he exploded and turned into chocolate syrup.

Marcel: Whoa! That is intense! Lets do it!

They fired waves of darkness and energy and smashed him down.

Nicole Hernandez: DARKNESS WINS!

Star Swirl: That was fun!


Laura Wynn the Florauna Gene-Slammer, Crysta, Laney, Ren, Tula, Ioz and Niddler VS Morpho (Pirates of Dark Water)


Morpho was next.

Morpho: Johnson really must've been one nasty problem.

Laura Wynn: He sure was and he was a nasty and terrible Ecoterrorist.

Crysta: What is an Ecoterrorist?

Laney: It's someone that wants to destroy entire cities in order to achieve environmental goals. But they usually end up in prison. Like with Greenpeace. They are what we call Environmental Extremists and they are protecting the world through violent methods.

Crysta: Oh I see. That is amazing.

Laney: Yeah and Poison Ivy was an Ecoterrorist before she joined us.

Ren: Noy Jitat! That is crazy how people can go to such extremes like that.

Tula: It sure is.

Ioz: Chongo-longo! You're not kidding there.

Niddler: Yeah it's crazy.

Morpho: That is crazy. Lets do it!

They fired waves of leaves, grass, flowers and magic and smashed him down.

Laura Wynn: Take that!


Laniya Momoshiki the Water Dragon Gene-Slammer, Bai-Tza, Maria, Girl Jordan, Genki and Holly VS Baddie Undine


Baddie Undine was next.

Baddie Undine: This was one crazy adventure wasn't it?

Laniya Momoshiki: (Japanese Accent) It sure was and that Krabby Patty we all faced was a massive one.

Bai Tza: Yeah it was a big one and it was as big as a whole football stadium.

Maria: Yeah it was huge.

Girl Jordan: I think it was awesome too.

Genki: It sure was cool.

Holly: You said it.

Baddie Undine: Yeah this was a crazy adventure.

They fired waves of water and energy and smashed her down.


Logan White the Black Tyranno Gene-Slammer, Tyranno Hassleberry, Aylene Carter, Littlefoot, Cera, Ducky, Petrie and Spike VS Kru'll The Eternal


Kru'll The Eternal was next.

Kru'll the Eternal: Thank goodness you all are all right after facing a really huge and massive burger.

Logan White: Yeah that burger was huge! Sandy's growth serum really made that Krabby Patty a big one.

Tyranno: Boy it sure did and that was so awesome.

Aylene C.: I think it was awesome and amazing myself.

Littlefoot: It sure was amazing.

Cera: It was a big Krabby Patty.

Ducky: Oh yes yes yes it sure was.

Petrie: Me agree too.

Kru'll: That was a big burger.

They fired waves of energy and smashed him down.


Laney Sonya Romanov the Infernal Flame Emperor Gene-Slammer, Sam S.L., Lady Rainicorn, Finn, Flame Princess and Eli VS Lady Flamicorn


Lady Flamicorn was next.

Lady Flamicorn: (Speaking in Korean) 천 개의 태양의 분노로 너를 재로 태워 버릴 때 버거가 네 걱정거리가 되지 않도록 해줄게! (I will make sure that burger is the least of your worries when I burn you into ashes with the fury of a thousand suns!)

Laney Sonya Romanov: (Speaking in Korean) 불타오르고 가증스러운 몬스터를 노리는 모습을 보고 싶습니다! 당신은 신속하게 통제해야 하는 심각한 문제를 가지고 있으며 곧 그렇지 않으면 죽음이 당신을 위해 절대적으로 확실해질 것입니다! (I would like to see you try you fiery and hateful monster! You have serious problems that you need to get under control fast and soon or else death will be absolutely certain for you!)

Sam S.L.: Yeah you need to stop this madness right now or your death will be absolutely certain!

Laney Sonya Romanov: (Russian Accent) How can you understand what me and Lady Flamicorn were saying?

Sam S.L.: I was learning how to understand it in the English Language from Jake and Lady Rainicorn and it's really cool.

Lady Rainicorn: (Speaking in Korean) 우리는 그녀가 그녀의 언어로 이해할 수 있도록 언어가 무엇인지 이해하도록 도와왔습니다. (We've been helping her with understanding what the language is like so she can understand it in her language.)

Finn: That is awesome.

Flame Princess: It sure is awesome.

Eli: I think so too.

Laney Sonya Romanov: I am glad with that.

They fired waves of fire and energy and smashed Lady Flamicorn down.


Elita Karlsson the Cerebrocrustacean Gene-Slammer, Lisa Loud, Dexter and Levi Loud VS Kevin 11


Kevin 11 was next.

Kevin 11: Thank goodness you all made it out okay.

Elita Karlsson: (Icelandic Accent) I am glad too. But at least Mr. Krabs learned a huge lesson here.

Lisa Loud: Indeed he has.

Dexter: And that lesson is to be careful with formulas that carry maximum results.

Levi Loud: Indeed.

Kevin 11: That is true.

They fired waves of lightning and energy and smashed him down.


Irena Malkovich the Flame Cerebrus Gene-Slammer, Allie Wilde, Twilight Sparkle and Princess Cadance VS Abacus Cinch.


Abacus Cinch was next.

Abacus Cinch: What is really horrifying is that Laney was almost hurt by that Dominic kid.

Irena Malkovich: (Canadian Accent) Yeah that was awful. But at least he is dead and Chandler paid for it.

Allie Wild: Yeah they had it coming and Dark Chandler was inside him when that happened.

Twilight Sparkle: That was horrible.

Princess Cadance: It sure was.

Abacus Cinch: Indeed it was.

They fired waves of fire and magic and smashed her down.


Shinoa Hiragi, J.D. Knudson as Wolf Moon and Brittany Gresh the Shaymin Gene-Slammer VS Witchfire.


Witchfire was next.

Witchfire: It's amazing that the Alvarez Empire was about to cause that many problems back then.

Shinoa Hiragi: Yeah that was scary though.

Me: But what they were going to do was horrible. The Alvarez Empire got stopped though thank goodness.

Brittany Gresh: Yeah no kidding.

Witchfire: Indeed. Lets do it!

Me: KIBAL LETS HOWL!

(THE WOLF AND THE MOON BY BRUNUHVILLE PLAYS)

I turned into WOLF MOON!

We fired waves of fire and energy and smashed her down.

Me: (HOWLS)


Nicholette Landsdown the Kiusanan Acanthasteric Gene-Slammer, Bivalvan, Daring Do and Linka Loud VS Robbing Leech (The Powerpuff Girls)


The Robbing Leech went at Nicholette and she punched him in the face and smashed him.

He got up.

Nicholette: Geez he really wants all my secrets.

Bivalvan: He sure does.

Daring Do: No kidding.

They fired waves of rainbows and lightning and smashed him down.


Joan Delleney the St. Joan Gene-Slammer and Joan of Arc's Reincarnation, Marinette, Joan of Arc, Adrien, Lola and Lana VS Profion (Dungeons & Dragons)


Profion was next.

Profion: Glad that burger was stopped.

Joan Delleney: It sure was thank goodness.

Marinette: Yeah thank goodness.

Joan of Arc: That was an amazing battle though.

Adrien: It sure was cool.

Profion: Indeed. Lets do it!

Joan Delleney, Joan of Arc and Marinette: WE ARE JUDGEMENT AND HEAVEN IS NIGH!

They fired waves of light and energy and smashed him down.


Sonya Furya, Mary Knudson, Lola and Lori VS Chocolate Sailor


Chocolate Sailor was next.

Chocolate Sailor: Glad you mateys had a great time with visiting me ship.

Sonya Furya: It sure was fun.

Mary Knudson: You living in Cacao Harbor was really awesome.

Lola: Same here and me and my family love chocolate.

Chocolate Sailor: I'm glad mateys.

They fired waves of fire and wind and energy and smashed him down.


We regrouped and cheered wildly.

Nico: Boy this was an amazing adventure.

Trickster: Will this really set the record for the largest Patty ever?

Brandish: It sure will

Box Ghost: Just asking. Because it really is huge.

Ssserpent (to Himiko): I'm glad you finally made peace with your parents.

Onyx: Even though they gave you up.

Himiko: It's fine. At least they don't hate me.

Rojo: Well, that's better then nothing.

Nico: Yeah but it was cool.

?: YOU FUCKING BITCH, I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE ON YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS FOR HUMILIATING ME!

Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting around Lincoln, Linka, TLPS Ms. Tarantula's, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the eight large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lucy, Lars, and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lola and Lexx Loud's and Steven Universe's legs, the eight large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the eight emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the eight large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the eight large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam, Lana, and Leif Loud's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Loud and Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Lori, TLPS Mr. Shark, Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni and Loni Loud's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Luan, TLPS Mr. Snake, and Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Laney and Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa and Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily and Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eight large white orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, especially when we heard that familiar voice.

Weiss: (Growls) I was hoping never to hear that voice ever again. You can come out now, Jacques.

A figure came out of the shadows, and it was none other than our old enemy, Jacques Schnee, who has returned from the dead, and he has red eyes filled with murderous hatred and rage towards us.

Nico: I should've known you'd show your face again, Jacques. You just don't even know when to quit, do you?

Jacques Schnee: You shut your mouth, you insolent monkey! I will end all of you for ruining me!

Lincoln: Why don't you shut up, you pathetic excuse for a father!

Lincoln's loud booming voice caused Jacques Schnee to shut up, and he was already intimidated by the 17-year-old 7'0" tall, handsome, and extremely muscular white-haired teen.

Lincoln: You've been nothing more than a manipulative, scheming, power-hungry, black-hearted, abusive, controlling, and psychotic bastard who doesn't even give a damn about anyone but yourself, and you know what: when I marry Weiss in the future, I know I won't have you as a father-in-law in my family, in fact, the only place where you belong is in a cell in prison, where you'll stay there until the day you die.

We cheered for Lincoln.

Nico: Yeah, you tell him, Lincoln!

Me: Way to lay down the law on him, big guy!

Weiss: And I've had it up to hear with you to last an eternity.

Suddenly, Weiss' pale blue eyes turned neon pale blue, and she was surrounded by a blue energy aura with darkness, ice crystals, and snowflakes, she got out her massive Defender of Remnant sword and her signature weapon, Myrtenaster, and as she walked towards Jacques Schnee, she left blue energy, darkness, ice crystals, and snowflakes with every step.

Weiss: Jacques Schnee, I will never forgive you for abusing me when I was a child, and for trying to kill me and my friends, and I will never forgive you for trying to turn all of Atlas against Team Loud Phoenix Storm for your own amusement, and now, I will see to it that you spend the remainder of your life in prison forever and away from me and my family for good!

Suddenly, Weiss Schnee was surrounded by a massive vortex of pale blue energy with snowflakes, ice, and darkness surrounding it, there's an ice phoenix flying around the vortex, and inside the vortex is a white phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Weiss emerged, but she was changed forever.

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Weiss grew to 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess and has blue highlights in the bangs of her long flowing white hair, she has neon pale blue eyes and a pale blue energy aura with darkness, ice crystals, snowflakes, and phoenixes surrounding her, Weiss has an ice phoenix with a blue jewel and the Ice Kanji in its claws emblazoned on her forehead, she has on phoenix earrings with pale blue jewels for the eyes and the Ice Kanji in its claws, and she also has a phoenix with pale blue gems for the eyes and the Ice Kanji in its claws for the second pendant of her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with pale blue gems on the gold lightning bolts and white crystals from her Crystal Necklace of The Buddha which merged with her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love. Weiss has on a long long-sleeved white coat with snowflakes on the coattails and on the back is the symbol of Remnant with snowflakes around it, a short-sleeved white blouse, white shirt with a pale blue phoenix on it, white pants with pale blue snowflakes on them, and white leather ankle-high combat boots.

Suddenly, Weiss' massive Defender of Remnant sword and her Myrtenaster sword began merging together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of white energy, snowflakes, ice, darkness, and shadows, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Ullr's Ice Phoenix Sword of Dark Justice, it's a new large sword with a 6'7" massive, wide, double-edged white blade with the Norse God of Snow, Ullr with Nordic Runes around him, etched on it, large white phoenix heads with pale blue gems for eyes, large pale blue gem for the hilt, longer black handle, and four large white phoenix heads with pale blue gems for the eyes and large pale blue gems in its mouths for the pommel. Weiss has on her new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with pale blue gems on her wrists, gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold phoenix head with a large pale blue gem in its open mouth for the belt buckle, large pale blue Spellbook of The Gods and The Universe and large pale Universal Spellbook of The Elemental Forces on her left hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her right hip. There's a pale blue kanji below the phoenix that said, "Weiss Schnee, Amazing Member of RWBY, Amazing Friend of Ruby Rose, Weiss, and Yang Xiao Long, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Former Daughter and Destroyer of Jacques Schnee and Many of Remnant and Atlas' Enemies, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Darkness, Swords, Ice, and Phoenixes."

ワイス・シュニー、RWBYの素晴らしいメンバー、ルビー・ローズ、ワイス、ヤン・シャオロンの素晴らしい友人、リンカーン・ラウドの愛する未来の妻、ジャック・シュネーの元娘と破壊者、そしてレムナントとアトラスの敵の多く、悪の殺し屋、混乱した、殺人的で冷酷でサディスティックな野郎、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、そして闇、剣、氷、そしてフェニックスのマスター

Weiss has transformed into SUPER ANGEL INFINITY DIVINE DARKNESS ICE PHOENIX ANGEL OF ARCTIC JUSTICE AND DIVINE LOVE!

We were amazed by Weiss' Super Angel Infinity transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face and hearts in his eyes. But, when Jacques Schnee saw it, he fell into an insane unstable rage and tried to kill her by shooting her with a gun, but Weiss fired a powerful blast of pale blue energy with ice, snowflakes, darkness, and phoenixes, which hits Jacques Schnee's arm with the gun in hand, and he drops the gun, and Lincoln magnetizes it, and it flies into his large right hand, and he crushed it with his immense brute superhuman strength, and that caused Jacques to piss his pants in horror.

Ruby Rose: Alright, now Team RWBY has transformed.

Nico: And when that asshole tried to shoot Weiss, she attacked him, and it caused him to drop the gun, and Lincoln crushed it in his hand with his immense brute superhuman strength, and that also caused him to piss his pants in horror, so awesome!

We also got a photo of it, for it'll be the last time we deal with Jacques Schnee.

Lincoln: Wow, Weiss, you look beautiful. How do you feel?

Weiss: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Ice Phoenix and Divine Dark Love) I feel incredible, Linky. Now, then, shall we say our goodbyes to my so-called father?

Lincoln: (Smiles) With pleasure.

Ruby Rose: Hold on, you two, you also better count us in.

Yang Xiao Long: Yeah, I've had it with that asshole to last an eternity.

Lincoln unholstered his improved massive Sword of Universal Hope and Elemental Bravery from his wider and muscular back and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, Ruby Rose got out her massive Bloody Rose Scythe of Dark Justice and transformed into Super Angel Infinity Crimson Blood Rose Darkness Angel of Rose Love and Dark Justice, Blake got out her massive Belladonna's Black Cat Sword of Dark Justice and transformed into Super Angel Infinity Divine Darkness Feline Angel of Dark Justice and Divine Love, and Yang got out her Golden Dark Fire Fists of Justice and she transformed into Super Angel Infinity Golden Flame Darkness Angel of Phoenix Love and Dark Justice, and they joined Weiss.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Voice of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope) This is the last time we'll deal with you, Jacques Schnee.

Lincoln, Ruby, Blake, Weiss, and Yang went after Jacques Schnee, and they fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, rose red, yellow, blue, and black energy, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time Energy, Gravity, Magic, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, Buffalo, and Black Cats, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit Adam Taurus. This enraged Jacques Schnee and he tried to attack again, until Lincoln, Ruby, Weiss, Blake, and Yang trapped him inside a tornado of rainbow, rose red, black, pale blue, and yellow energy, and he was being attacked by the powerful blasts of rainbow, rose red, black, pale blue, and yellow energy, fired by them, and he was knocked down.

Then, Lincoln tied him up in a rainbow energy straitjacket, and when Jacques saw it, he went mad with rage and insanity.

Lincoln: Now, to condemn you to an eternity of nightmares, Jacques.

Suddenly, shadows and creatures of darkness started to dance around Lincoln, as his massive deep sapphire blue angel wings with gleaming stars on them and rainbow tips on the large deep sapphire blue feathers spread out.

Lincoln: (Singing Divinely) I see a cold wind blowing through, I see days neither fun nor free, I see a future caused by you, I see a path not meant to be. Your future should filled with magic, dreams, and wishes brought to life. But, the days ahead are dark and tragic, no time for hope when all is strife, whatever might have been, all the dreams that you did share, because of you, Jacques Schnee. Now, the future is a cold nightmare.

That sent chills down my spine and Nico's, as we saw ice forming on our spines.

Lincoln fired two massive dark energy blasts from his massive deep sapphire blue angel wings, and they hit Jacques Schnee, and he was hit by Lincoln's curse: Eternal Life Without Eternal Youth and Plagued By The Demons of The Past forever. Lincoln had him beamed to the same prison where we sent Corsac, Fennec, and Adam Taurus, but, he's put in a separate cell in Solitary Confinement and was chained to the wall with rainbow energy chains and Neutronium chains, and because of Lincoln cursing him with Eternal Life Without Eternal Youth and Plagued Forever By The Demons of The Past and Eternal Nightmares, Jacques Schnee screamed in horror as he saw the ghosts of those he had tormented moaning in pain and agony, and screaming for his blood to be spilled.

We cheered wildly as Lincoln, Ruby, Weiss, Yang, and Blake holster their weapons and power down, and Weiss's new body, clothes, weapons, and jewelry are permanent. Suddenly, Weiss felt a sharp pain on her back. Then, massive white angel wings with pale blue tips on the large white feathers, had sprouted out from her back.

Weiss: Goodbye forever, "father". Thank you for helping me deal with my former father, Ruby, Blake, Yang, and especially you, Lincoln.

Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Weiss.

Suddenly, Weiss wraps her arms around Lincoln's waist, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around Blake Belladonna's waist, and brought her into an embrace, which took her by surprise and that brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to her face, they kissed passionately as she wraps her left arm around his wider and muscular back, and her left hand was on his massive and wide right pec, and right behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, and Angel flying in the air, and we also saw a herd of Buffalo and snow falling down and the display of the elemental forces behind them, and we cheered for them. He also did the same with Ruby, Weiss, and Yang, as he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around their waists, and he leaned down to their faces, and kissed them on the lips passionately, as we saw the same display behind them, and we cheered even more.

Me: Now, that's awesome.

Nico: You said it, bro, and we threw Jacques Schnee in prison where he belongs, and Lincoln gave him the dreaded curse: Eternal Life Without Eternal Youth and Plagued Forever By The Demons of The Past and Eternal Nightmares.

Suddenly, we heard Jacques Schnee scream in horror as he saw the ghosts of those he'd tormented moaning in pain and agony, and screaming for his blood to be spilled.

Lincoln: (Smirks) Pleasant dreams, Jacques.

Qrow: (Smirks) Remind me never ever to cross my future in-law.

Salem (RWBY): The screams coming from that prison will be more than enough to keep the inmates there up all night.

Lincoln: Which is why I also soundproofed Jacques' cell, Salem. That way, none of the inmates there will have to hear him. But, good riddance to that monster, this time, for good.

Me: You got that right, big guy.

Nico: What Jacques did has proven that he's nothing more than a monster, he abused his own daughter, delighted in the torment and misery of others, and like Lincoln said, doesn't give a damn about anyone but himself.

Rita: And I'm still surprised at how my only son really laid down the law on Jacques for what he did, but I'm not surprised though, he did lay down the law on Gabriel Tinsley and Amy McKale.

Lynn Sr.: I hope Lincoln does the same thing with any more evil in-laws from his future wives.

Me: We're also counting on that one, Mr. Lynn.

Nico: Oh yeah, and we'll be recording every minute of it for everyone to see.

We recorded the moment when Lincoln laid down the law on Jacques Schnee, and when it was sent to everyone around the world, they cheered wildly for what Lincoln did, and everyone back in Gotham Royal York were hollering and screaming with cheers.

Man: Yeah, you tell that son of a bitch, Lincoln! Yeah!

Nico: But this was an awesome adventure. Great job today everyone. We all earned an awesome rest.

Me: Yep.

Brandish: (To the viewers) I hope you all loved this adventure. I am now going to be one of J.D.'s future wives and it will be great for me to be with him too.

Nico: Awesome.

We all enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep.

THE END


Another awesome fanfiction done.

This was a funny and awesome adventure. The episode of SpongeBob called The Krabby Patty That Ate Bikini Bottom was one awesome and funny episode. Can you believe that? A Krabby Patty as big as a whole football field that engulfed and ate all of Bikini Bottom? That would be crazy and awesome and scary. The episode aired on November 25th, 2011 and it was so funny. The first part was for the Alvarez Empire Arc of Fairy Tail and that was a strange one. But it was sad seeing that happen to Brandish and her mom. Part 2 was for the awesome movie The Transporter 3 and that was a great movie with Jason Statham and it was so awesome! NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Etstheclarencefan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Nico's next rescue is gonna be in the Earthworm Jim 2 game episode of Flamin Yawn and me, Nico and M.J. are going to battle Flamin Yawn, an Anthropomorphic Steak that can breath fire! And we're going to fight him in a world of pizzas! We're also going to convince him to join the M.O.E. as the archenemy of Roast Most from Chowder. Big Meat VS Fire-Breathing Steak. Funny. Also we're going to meet 2 Gene-Slammers for this one. One is a Maiden of The Moonlight Gene-Slammer named Yumi Ratara and she is from Japan and she is one of Lincoln's Guardian Angels and she is gonna be in Nico's rescue for this one. We're also going to meet an Evolved Arachnichimp Gene-Slammer named Aniya Florrentine and she is from Nico's Gym Classes. Also the reason I have 2 Gene-Slammers appearing for this chapter is because I have 3 Archenemies for the next chapter for Ophelia Nasturtium, Yumi Ratara and Catherine Torres. The next rescue for Lincoln is gonna be a really awesome and funny one and that is gonna be for the world of the awesome comedy war movie Hot Shots Part Deux and we're going to also meet Evelyn Zuckerberg The Hungry Burger Gene-Slammer. During the exercise scene, Yumi and Evelyn are going to reveal 2 HUGE and horrible revelations about Flip and Morag. For Flip, Yumi is going to tell everyone that he was serving severed fingers and arms and chopped up limbs from dead humans he killed into his beef jerky and we're going to throw up from that. Also for Evelyn's revelation she is going to reveal that her ancestor REALLY killed the Loud's ancestors 400 years ago. Ophelia is going to have The Tickler, Yumi is going to have Lip Cervas and Catherine is going to have Filthy Phil as their archenemies in the M.O.E. and as you probably guessed from this the next chapter is gonna be a LAND Version of the awesome episode of SpongeBob called Karate Island and we're going to make that one in honor of Pat Morita who was the sensei in Karate Kid. Concentrate!

See you all tomorrow.