IN MEMORY OF PAT MORITA
This chapter is a parody of the SpongeBob episode Karate Island
Flying through a REALLY strange world was me, Nico and M.J. and the world was made entirely out of pizzas and pizza boxes.
Nico: Thanks for coming with me, M.J.
M.J.: No problem Nico and it's an awesome honor to be part of your rescues. This is gonna be so fun.
Me: It always is fun.
Nico: Yeah. But this is really strange. Look at all these pizzas and pizza boxes.
Me: Someone sure has a really huge appetite.
Nico: Honestly, M.J., Pete revealing his identity to the world was a good decision. Most of his enemies, including the Sinister Six, are in the Masters of Evil. And the others have been dealt with. It's pretty much like getting 100% on a video game.
M.J.: Yeah I agree with you there Nico.
Me: Same with me.
Nico: Yeah. Also I have a feeling this world has 2 Gene-Slammers for us to meet.
Me: I have that same feeling myself and one of them is one of Lincoln's Guardian Angels.
Nico: Also, I hope you and Peter have a child in the future.
M.J.: I do too Nico and it will be awesome for me and Peter to start a family. After everything that happened we earned it.
Me: I agree there.
We landed on a pizza.
Me: (Sniffs) Mmm it smells good. But man whoever put all these pizzas here is one MESSY slob.
?: HEY That hurt!
A figure came out and it was an Anthropomorphic Steak! It was THE FLAMIN' YAWN!
The Flamin' Yawn is a minor villain from Earthworm Jim 2. He is a giant beef steak who lives on a planet completely made of food. He walks around on his levitating dinner plate, roasting anyone that enters his planet. To make things easy, he attracts his victims by controlling the Deadly Salt Shaker of Doom. Jim, being an invertebrate, had to run for his life to avoid the salt, only to be trapped inside a giant pizza box, where the Flamin' Yawn awaited for him. Needless to say, Jim had to fight the fire-breathing steak, but ended victorious.
Nico: The Flamin' Yawn!
Me: Oh I get it like Filet Mignon, a really expensive cut of beef.
Nico: Yep.
The Flamin' Yawn fired a blast of fire from his mouth.
Me: Whoa!
We absorbed his fire.
Me: That is one bad breath steak.
Nico: You mind telling us WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE DOING MESSING WITH ALL THESE PIZZAS?!
Me: Yeah are you either really hungry or are you just hoarding them all for yourself?
Flamin' Yawn: Neither. They came with the planet. It's a world made entirely out of food and I roast and torch anyone that enters my world.
?: You really need a better hobby!
A Maiden of the Moonlight appeared!
Maiden of The Moonlight: Sorry to drop in like this. My name is Yumi Ratara and I was hoping to run into Lincoln's group here.
Me: Well Lincoln's rescue is after ours. Are you one of Lincoln's guardian angels?
Yumi Ratara: I sure am and it's an honor to meet you J.D. And you too Nico.
Nico: Pleasure.
Yumi Ratara: Also you are not going to like what I have to say about Flip.
Nico: Oh boy.
Webbing then appeared and wrapped Flamin' Yawn in it.
Nico: Whoa! Was that from Peter?
Me: He's not with us.
?: That was from me.
An Evolved Arachnichimp appeared.
Nico: An Evolved Arachnichimp!
Evolved Arachnichimp: (In a girls voice) Awesome to see you again Nico.
Nico: Aniya Florrentine? Wow I knew it was going to be you next.
M.J.: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Aniya reverted back and she was a girl dressed in purple sports clothes and she had long purple hair and purple eyes.
Aniya Florrentine: I have a lot but my favorite is when me and Nico won the Tennis Championship.
Nico: That was awesome.
Me: That's cool!
Aniya Florrentine: Yep. We were up against Lemonbrook High School and we kicked their butts and won the title.
Nico: Yep.
Yumi Ratara: That is awesome.
Nico and Aniya hugged.
Nico: I really missed you.
Aniya Florrentine: Me too Nico.
Me: Aww. Flamin' Yawn you would make a great candidate for our frenemies in the M.O.E. and you don't need this planet and all this food here. You would be with all sorts of awesome friends in our frenemies.
Nico: Yeah.
Flamin' Yawn: Oh you're right.
We later went back home and told everyone what happened and it was was awesome.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln, Nico, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lincoln's harem, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, Heathcliff, Sonja (Heathcliff), Riff-Raff, Hector (Heathcliff), Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, and Spider-Man are heading into the world of the 1993 comedy war movie Hot Shots Part Deux, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the sixteen girls there, but we're also going to kill Saddam Hussein and arrest Michelle Huddleston for sabotaging and betraying the previous rescue attempts to the Iraqis.
Lincoln: Wow, we're in the world of the 1993 comedy war movie, Hot Shots Part Deux, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the sixteen girls there, but we're also going to kill Saddam Hussein and arrest Michelle Huddleston for sabotaging and betraying the previous rescue attempts to the Iraqis.
Me: That's right, big guy. I watched that movie with my dad long ago, and we were rolling around the floor laughing hysterically throughout the whole movie.
Nico: I hope we use the same method that Topper used on Saddam Hussein.
Lincoln: But, we're going to add our own spin on that one, and thanks for letting me join in on your rescue this morning, Nico. Not only did you meet your old friend, Aniya, but I also met with another of my Guardian Angels, Yumi Ratana, and she was Gene-Slammed into Maiden of The Moonlight.
Nico: You're welcome, big guy.
Yumi Ratana: (Japanese Accent) Plus, Lincoln said he'll change me back later, and I also know why: there's also another Guardian Angel of Lincoln's who's here in this world.
Lincoln: That's right, Yumi. And thanks for joining me on this rescue, Peter.
Spider-Man: You're welcome, Lincoln. This is going to be one hilarious and action-packed rescue.
Heathcliff: I can't wait to see what we're going to do to those two. (Cackles)
?: HELP!
Suddenly, Lincoln heard the sound of sixteen girls calling for help. With his deep sapphire blue cyborg eyes and superhuman sight, along with sensing energy signals, he saw and heard exactly where the call for help was coming from. He saw the sixteen girls, but they, along with Topper Harley and his team, have been cornered by Saddam Hussein and Michelle Huddleston, and they're going to kill them.
Lincoln: Guys, I found the sixteen girls, but they, along with Topper and his team, have been cornered by Saddam Hussein and Michelle Huddleston, and they're going to kill them.
?: That sadistic butcher and traitorous bitch! Let's rip them to shreds!
Suddenly, we saw the Hungry Burger Duel Monster appear before us.
Nico: (Drools) The Hungry Burger Duel Monster. Oh man, my mouth is watering.
Lincoln: Wait, Nico, that's my old friend from Kansas, Evelyn Zuckerburg. But, we'll have to talk later. Let's take down Saddam Hussein and arrest Michelle Huddleston.
We rushed on over, and Lincoln fired a powerful barrage of rainbow energy balls and elemental forces, which hits Saddam Hussein and Michelle Huddleston, and that allowed the sixteen girls, along with Topper and his team, to get to safety. When Saddam Hussein and Michelle Huddleston saw us here, they were enraged.
Lincoln: You've caused so much pain and suffering to the Middle East for the last time, Hussein, and don't think you're getting out of this, Michelle. Once Hussein's been dealt with, you're heading right for prison for what you've done.
Lincoln unholstered his improved massive Sword of Universal Hope and Elemental Bravery from his wider and muscular back and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and unholster their massive swords, Lincoln's sisters transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and unholster their massive swords from their backs, Lincoln's sisters transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and unholster their massive swords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholster their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Dark Compassion and Demonic Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demon Fang of The Demon Hound sword from his wider and more muscular back, Spider-Man, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, and Ravus Nox Fleuret got out their swords, Hector got out his massive Heaven's Maw of Judgement sasumata pike, and Me, Nico, Eli, and Nicole also unholstered our massive swords and transformed, and we went at Saddam Hussein and Michelle Huddleston, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time Energy, Gravity, and Magic, webs, stars, rainbow flames, rainbow crystals, orange flames, blue flames, ice, and green flames at the Iraqi dictator and traitor to the U.S., and they exploded with incredible power as they hit them.
Lincoln then got out a fire extinguisher and sprayed Saddam Hussein with it, but the spray was also infused with nitrogen, and Saddam Hussein was frozen solid, and as Lincoln tipped him over, the evil Iraqi dictator cracked into pieces, and as if that wasn't enough, Lincoln throws a piano on top of him, and he was crushed.
Me: Ah, my favorite note, B-Flat.
When Michelle Huddleston saw what happened, she tried to attack, but Lincoln fired a blast of stars at her, and knocked her down, and he tied her up in a rainbow energy straitjacket and rainbow energy chains. Then, as soon as Saddam's spirit appeared, Lincoln marked his forehead with a kanji, and he was erased from existence by The Black Gates. We cheered wildly as we holstered our weapons and power down.
Lincoln: That's it for the infamous Iraqi dictator and traitor to The U.S. (To Yumi Ratara and Evelyn Zuckerburg) And it's so good to see you and Yumi again, Evelyn Zuckerburg.
Evelyn Zuckerburg: You too, Lincoln. It's been a long time.
Yumi Ratara: (Japanese Accent) Bring it in, Lincoln.
Lincoln went up to Yumi and Evelyn, and they hugged, and they were surprised at just how much taller and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time since we last saw each other, and as the both of you see, I have grown a lot since then.
Yumi Ratara: (Japanese Accent) Yeah, and Nico was right about that, you've really grown a lot from the eleven-year-old cute little boy into a 17-year-old 7'0" tall and very handsome and manly teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs.
Evelyn Zuckerburg: Yeah, you definitely look like you've been eating a lot of beef, and in the process, you've become one hunky, handsome, and manly beefcake.
Me: Wow, Lincoln, you know them?
Lincoln: Yeah, I do, J.D. The Hungry Burger is Evelyn Zuckerburg, she's originally from Kansas City, and she's a great barbecue pit master and she does all kinds of awesome meats and everything, and the Maiden of The Moonlight is Yumi Ratara, she came to Michigan from Japan when she was younger and she's from my Astronomy Class, and she knows so much about the moon and is a really skilled astronomer.
Me: Awesome, and you and Nico said you met Yumi Ratara when you guys battled Flamin Yawn in the world of Earthworm Jim 2, that's awesome.
Yumi Ratara: (Japanese Accent) And I've got a pretty nasty revelation to tell you all and it involves that mutant tub of lard, Flip.
Laney: Oh dear, what did that mutant, ugly, fat tub of lard do?
Evelyn Zuckerburg: And I've also got a pretty nasty revelation to tell you guys, and it involved Morag, and what her ancestor did to your ancestors 400 years ago.
Lincoln: As if what that miserable witch tried to do to kill us wasn't bad enough. We'll hear about the revelations later, right now, let's get you both back to normal. Boys, cover your eyes. Evelyn, Yumi, hold still, this is going to hurt.
Me, Nico, Eli, and the rest of the boys covered our eyes as Lincoln snapped his fingers, and Yumi Ratara and Evelyn Zuckerburg reverted back to normal.
Yumi Ratara is a beautiful 17-year-old girl with long black hair going to the upper part of her back, light green eyes, fair skin, she's 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, and she has massive black white angel wings, as she reigned in the power of Maiden of The Moonlight.
And Evelyn Zuckerburg is a beautiful 17-year-old girl with long red hair going to the upper part of her back, red eyes, fair skin, she's 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, and she has massive red angel wings, as she reigned in the power of Hungry Burger, and the two girls are in their birthday suits.
Lincoln: Yumi, Evelyn, how do you girls feel?
Yumi Ratara: (Japanese Accent) Good. (Realizes she and Evelyn are in their birthday suits) But, me and Evelyn are in our birthday suits.
Lincoln gave Yumi Ratara her new wardrobe, a sleeveless yellow blouse and sleeveless yellow shirt with a white phoenix on it, yellow skirt with Maiden of The Moonlight on it, yellow pants, yellow high heels, and a long yellow sleeveless trenchcoat with stars and the full moon on the coattails and Maiden of The Moonlight on the back, and on her back is a large Maiden of The Moonlight-themed sword with a 6'5" massive, wide, double-edged, man-sized white blade with the Maiden of The Moonlight etched on it, Maiden of the Moonlight's white angel wings for the crossguard, large yellow gem for the hilt, longer black handle, and a large yellow gem surrounded by angel wings for the pommel.
And Lincoln gave Evelyn Zuckerburg her new wardrobe, a sleeveless black blouse and sleeveless orange shirt with a red phoenix on it, orange skirt with Hungry Burger on it, orange pants, orange sneakers, and a long orange sleeveless trenchcoat with burgers, meat, and flames on the coattails and the Hungry Burger on the back, and on her back is a large Hungry Burger-themed sword with a 6'5" massive, wide, double-edged, man-sized orange blade with the Hungry Burger etched on it, red angel wings for the crossguard, large yellow gem for the hilt, longer black handle, and a large red gem surrounded by yellow angel wings for the pommel.
Evelyn Zuckerburg: Wow, I love the outfits and large swords you made for us, Lincoln.
Suddenly, a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Yumi Ratara's neck with yellow gems on the gold lightning bolts and yellow crystals links from her new Crystal Necklace of the Buddha, and a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Evelyn Zuckerburg's neck with red gems on the gold lightning bolts and red crystal links from her new Crystal Necklace of the Buddha.
Evelyn Zuckerburg: (Surprised) Whoa, are these...?
Lincoln: Yep, that's a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love, which means you and Yumi are now part of my harem and my many future wives, Evelyn.
Evelyn Zuckerburg and Yumi Ratara had a smile on their faces and tears in their eyes, as Lincoln wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around their waists and he leaned down and he kissed them on their lips, and they returned the kiss, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the sixteen girls here, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them. The sixteen girls are Frearika, Ririetta, and Rose Rowe from Armor Shop for Ladies and Gentlemen, Hibachi, Oharu, and Mitsuki from Mushibugyo, Momoko, Onihime, Enki, Kaguya, Karin, Kijigami, Kushinada, Maron, Ringo, and Suika from Momo Kyun Sword.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Frearika, Ririetta, Rose Rowe, Hibachi, Oharu, Mitsuki, Momoko, Onihime, Enki, Kaguya, Karin, Kijigami, Kushinada, Maron, Ringo, and Suika.
Helena McTroy: From Amor Shop for Ladies and Gentlemen, Mushibugyo, and Momo Kyun Sword, awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Frearika: Yeah, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Frearika and the other fifteen girls saw who it was that saved them from Saddam Hussein and Michelle Huddleston, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old 7'0" tall, handsome, bare-chested hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead, golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive and wide right pec and it was surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his wider and more muscular back, and right on top was the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, and Buffalo, and below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Lightning Storms, The Weather, and The Thirteen Elemental Forces, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, and Golden-Hearted Lover, Father of Many Kids, Son, and Future Husband, Descendant of The 17th Century Duke Lincoln of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, God of Truth and Justice, and Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it and a kanji that read "Spiciest Man of The Loud House" on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and a Mark of Manhood tattoo of a bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm.
He had his massive Sword of Universal Hope and Elemental Bravery holstered on his wider and muscular back, his orange Crystal Saber holstered on his left hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted orange bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, his large gold Cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive and indestructible deep sapphire blue angel wings and the stars and blue nebulae reflecting on them with rainbow tips on the large deep sapphire blue feathers, and he was dressed in an orange version of He Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, and Buffalo on them and with hanging mini silver lightning bolts held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with large orange gem for the belt buckle on his waist, a pair of large blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs with the orange kanjis "Savior of The Loud House, Powerful Student of Many Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of The Crusaders of The Thunderbird, and The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms" on the left legs, and large white leather combat boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on it, a large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts with a large deep sapphire blue gem in the shape of a Thunderbird on top of a silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on his neck and across his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, a large Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring on his left ring finger, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger, he had eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs, and circling around his feet on the floor are eight golden crosses with angelic runes.
Frearika: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.
Then, Lincoln made fifteen clones of himself, and he and the fifteen girls went up to the girls, and picked them up and hugged them in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrap their arms around the necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.
Frearika: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, sixteen Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared around the necks of Frearika, Ririetta, Rose Rowe, Hibachi, Oharu, Mitsuki, Momoko, Onihime, Enki, Kaguya, Karin, Kijigami, Kushinada, Maron, Ringo, and Suika with colored gems and crystals on the gold lightning bolts. We return to the Estate, and we told everyone what'd happened, and they were shocked when they found out the villains we went after were Saddam Hussein and Michelle Huddleston.
But, when Lincoln showed what we did to Saddam Hussein and Michelle Huddleston, they all cheered wildly for Lincoln and the rest of us, and they hugged us, and the girls in Lincoln's harem then went up to Lincoln, and they kissed him all over. Lincoln, Yumi Ratara, and Evelyn Zuckerburg have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town. As for Michelle Huddleston, she was convicted for her sabotage of the rescue attempts and betrayal to the Iraqis, and she was sentenced to Life in Prison in The Neptune Prison for Traitors, where she was chained to the wall of her cell in Solitary Confinement with rainbow energy chains and Neutronium Chains.
After getting rid of Saddam Hussein and throwing Michelle Huddleston in prison, we were training intensely in the gym, this time, doing 150,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 9,500-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and when Yumi Ratara and Evelyn Zuckerburg saw Lincoln working out like crazy, they had atomic red blushes on their face.
Evelyn Zuckerburg: Whoa, Lincoln's really grown to be a 17-year-old 7'0" tall, really big, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful muscles hard at work, and to work out with those 9,500-lb barbells and not even get tired, incredible.
Yumi Ratara: (Japanese Accent) Truly amazing.
Lincoln: And I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, girls, and now, I can also fight and defend myself.
Yumi Ratara: (Japanese Accent) That's incredible.
Nico: It sure is, Yumi and Evelyn. So, what are those revelations about Flip and Morag that you were going to tell us?
Lincoln: Yumi, you go first, then, you're next, Evelyn.
Yumi Ratara: (Japanese Accent) Thanks, Lincoln, and you guys aren't going to like what I'm going to tell you about Flip. One day, I went undercover and I'd found out in a hidden room in Flip's Food and Fuel, and I saw that Flip had used the severed fingers, hands, and chopped up limbs of dead humans that he killed into his beef jerky. This sickened me to my stomach, and before Lincoln and his family were about to buy that beef jerky, I kicked the door in, and told them not to, and when I told them of the severed fingers, hands, and chopped up limbs of the dead people Flip killed and mixed into his beef jerky, they threw up all over the place, and when Flip found out, he wanted to kill me. But, I had called the cops on him, but Flip got away.
When Yumi Ratara was done, our faces turned green, and we stopped our workouts, and we ran for the trashcans, and we hurled like crazy.
Nico: Damn, now that was really sickening. Now, we can also add cannibalism to Flip's list of many charges.
Me: That was just fucking sick.
Lincoln went outside, and from far away, he dropped a piano on Flip's head, and he screamed in pain. Then, he shouted at Flip.
Lincoln: (Yelling) That's for mixing the limbs of dead humans in your beef jerky, you ugly, mutated cheapskate pig!
Then, we came back inside to the gym, and we continued our workouts.
Nico: That was one disgusting revelation, and awesome payback on him, Lincoln. So, Evelyn, what's the revelation about Morag?
Evelyn Zuckerburg: You won't like it, Nico, and this also goes for Duke Lincoln, Lucille, their family, Elizabeth O'Carroll, and you too, Mira. I'd found out in the history books from Loch Loud in Scotland that Aggie McLaughlin, Morag's ancestor, killed the Loud Family's ancestors 400 years ago, by using a mystical stone that mind-controlled Leia, the guardian dragon of Loch Loud, and incinerated them to ashes, as she laughed cruelly and insanely. She got away with it, and Loch Loud fell to ruin, because of her.
We gasped in shock and horror at the revelation, Mira and Elizabeth O'Carroll were so enraged at that witch for what she did to the Loud Family's ancestors 400 years ago, and when Duke Lincoln, who's in his kid form, Lucille, and their family found out, the memories of that dark incident four centuries ago came back to them.
Mira McLaughlin: (Scottish Accent) I knew that my mother was bad enough for what she tried to do, but to also find out that Aggie McLaughlin had killed the rulers of Loch Loud 400 years ago, and all for peace and quiet, that very evil had indeed left its mark on Morag.
Elizabeth O'Carroll: (Scottish Accent) Both your former mother and Aggie were nothing more than evil, spiteful, heartless witches who'll kill anyone who gets in their way, Mira. Which is why I'm glad you're nothing like your mother and Aggie. Lincoln told me everything about you, and I'm glad that you've severed your ties to Morag before you got Gene-Slammed.
Mira McLaughlin: (Scottish Accent) Thank you, Elizabeth. But, this doesn't change the fact that now, the McLaughlin family are now the most hated family in Scotland and the world, because of what Aggie did 400 years ago, and what Morag tried to do to Lincoln and his family, and allying with Team Dark Phoenix Storm last year.
Suddenly, Duke Lincoln's orange eyes have turned red with rage and hatred towards Morag and Aggie McLaughlin, and we saw his orange energy aura with elemental forces flare up, and we felt something snap in his mind.
Duke Lincoln: (Scottish Accent) Aggie..., Morag..., I will never forgive you both. What you did to me and my family 400 years ago, Aggie, you killed us and brought ruin to Loch Loud, and what you tried to do, Morag, I will personally see to it that the both of you are erased from existence forever!
We gasped in shock.
Lincoln: Oh no. Duke Lincoln's snapped.
Suddenly, Duke Lincoln's massive Sword of The Loud Clan unholstered from his back, along with the Swords of The Loud Clan from the backs of Lucille and their family, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of turquoise, sea foam green, purple, yellow, red, orange, brown, black, blue, pink, light green, lavender, salmon pink, and dark green energy and elemental forces. Then, when they emerge, they were transformed into Lugus' Celtic Dragon Swords of Elemental Justice, they're brand-new large swords with 6'9" massive, wide, double-edged, man-sized blades with the powerful Celtic God, Lugus, and a Celtic Knot circle with the elemental forces on top of the Celtic Knot circle surrounding him etched on it, large turquoise, sea foam green, purple, yellow, red, orange, brown, black, blue, pink, light green, lavender, salmon pink, and dark green dragon heads with turquoise, sea foam green, purple, yellow, red, orange, brown, black, blue, pink, light green, lavender, salmon pink, and dark green gems for eyes for the crossguards, large blue gems for the hilts, longer black handles, and four large turquoise, sea foam green, purple, yellow, red, orange, brown, black, blue, pink, light green, lavender, salmon pink, and dark green dragon heads with the colored gems for the eyes and in their open mouths.
Lincoln: Whoa, now those new swords look really awesome.
Lincoln 2: I knew those swords looked familiar. Duke Lincoln, Lucille, those new swords before you all are Lugus' Celtic Dragon Swords of Elemental Justice, they've evolved from your Swords of The Loud Clan.
Duke Lincoln: (Scottish Accent) Incredible.
The other Lugus' Celtic Dragon Swords of Elemental Justice were holstered on the backs of Lucille and the other members of Duke Lincoln's family, and Duke Lincoln's massive Lugus' Celtic Dragon Sword of Elemental Justice called out to him, and he had grabbed the longer black handle of his new sword. Suddenly, Duke Lincoln's orange eyes glowed even more, and his white hair grew longer and it went down to the bottom of his neck, and he has orange highlights in the bangs of his hair, but it wasn't over yet. Next, we saw Duke Lincoln grow to 7'0" in height, and we saw all his upper and lower body muscles growing abnormally massive and powerful at a very incredible rate, and it caused the top of his outfit to rip, and his long blue pants tear and turned into shorts, and his black boots were still intact, and we saw that Duke Lincoln now has powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs. When we saw what happened to Duke Lincoln, we were really stunned, Duke Lincoln has turned into a very muscular hunk. Suddenly, Duke Lincoln felt a sharp pain on his wider and more muscular back, and then, massive white angel wings with orange tips sprouted out from his wider and more muscular back.
We also saw that Lucille and the rest of Duke Lincoln's family grew to 6'5" in height, their clothes have gotten longer, and they now have massive angel wings in the same colors as their hair sprout out from their backs.
Me: Whoa, now that's so awesome!
Nico: New weapons and transformations for The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, that's so awesome.
Duke Lincoln: (Scottish Accent) Indeed it is, Nico.
We gasped when we also heard Duke Lincoln's voice become deeper after his transformation, and Lincoln made a mirror out of water, and when Duke Lincoln saw just what happened to him when he grabbed his brand-new sword, he was amazed. Then, his orange Scottish kilt around his waist with long red trenchcoat flaps held up by his new Belt of Elemental Bravery with large red gem for the belt buckle on his waist, large weighted orange bands on his massive biceps and thighs, his new Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe with red gems on his wrists, dark blue pants with the elemental forces, and black leather ankle-length combat boots, large Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs appeared again.
Suddenly, the memory of what Aggie did to Duke Lincoln and his family 400 years ago in Loch Loud caused something within his mind to snap, and Duke Lincoln's orange eyes turned neon orange, and he was surrounded by an orange energy aura with the elemental forces of Fire, Ice, Water, Earth, Light, Darkness, Nature, Lightning, Wood, Crystal, Time, and Stars.
Duke Lincoln: (Scottish Accent) Aggie McLaughlin, what you did to us 400 years ago by killing us and just for peace and quiet can never be forgiven, and what you tried to do to my descendent, Lincoln, and his family, last year, Morag, and for the same reason as Aggie, is completely despicable. (Getting Angry) But, to also ally with Team Dark Phoenix Storm and use the dark forces to accomplish your selfish deeds..., THE BOTH OF YOU DESERVE NO FORGIVENESS FROM ME OR MY FAMILY, AND FOR THAT, BOTH OF YOUR DAMNED SOULS DESERVED TO BE WIPED FROM EXISTENCE!
We gasped in pure shock.
Nico: Uh oh, Duke Lincoln's snapped even more.
Eli: HIT THE DECK!
We ran for cover, and then, Duke Lincoln screamed like a madman, and he was then surrounded by a massive vortex of orange energy with the elemental forces of Fire, Ice, Water, Earth, Light, Darkness, Nature, Lightning, Wood, Crystal, Time, and Stars, we also saw the legendary creatures of Scottish Myth circling around the vortex, and there was a red phoenix inside the vortex. Then, as the vortex faded, Duke Lincoln emerged, but he was changed forever.
The 7'0" tall, handsome, and extremely muscular Duke Lincoln remained the same, along with his clothes, large eight orange orbs orbiting around his legs and massive white angel wings with orange tips on the large white feathers, he has neon orange eyes and a neon orange energy aura with the elemental forces of Fire, Ice, Water, Earth, Light, Darkness, Nature, Space, Stars, and Lightning surrounding him, he has a Celtic dragon with the Eternity Kanji in its claws emblazoned on his forehead, he has on Celtic dragon head stud earrings with orange crystals for eyes and the Eternity Kanji on top of its head, and his large Crystal Necklace of the Buddha with orange crystal links and with a Celtic dragon head with orange crystals for eyes and the Eternity Kanji on top of its head across his bare chest. Duke Lincoln's large weighted orange bands on his massive biceps and thighs now have silver phoenixes on them.
Duke Lincoln had his massive Lugus' Celtic Dragon Sword of Elemental Justice in his large left hand, and he has on his new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with orange gems on his wrists, long red trenchcoat flaps with elemental forces and Celtic Dragons on the coattails around his orange Scottish Kilt around his waist and held up by his new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a golden dragon head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its open mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large orange Spellbook of The Gods and The Universe and large orange e Universal Spellbook of The Elemental Forces on his left hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, and a Blue Lantern Corps ring on his right ring finger. Duke Lincoln has a Celtic Dragon with the elemental forces of Fire, Ice, Water, Earth, Light, Darkness, Nature, Space, Stars, and Lightning surrounding it tattooed on his wider, brawnier, and more muscular back, and there's an orange kanji below the Celtic dragon that said, "Duke Lincoln, 16th Scottish Ancestor of Lincoln Loud and Duke of Loch Loud, Protector and Male Heir of The Loud Clan, Loving Son and Brother, Brave Defender of Scotland's Vast History, Destroyer of Aggie and Morag McLaughlin, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Emissary of Lugus, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of The Elemental Forces and Celtic Dragons" Duke Lincoln has transformed into SUPER ANGEL ETERNITY INFINITY ELEMENTAL CELTIC ANGEL OF SCOTTISH BRAVERY AND DRACONIC JUSTICE AND CELTIC HOPE!
We were amazed by Duke Lincoln's Super Angel Eternity Infinity transformation, including his family and Lincoln and his family.
Duke Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of Celtic Elemental Bravery and Celtic Draconic Hope and Justice) (Scottish Accent) Incredible, now, I've transformed into my new Super Angel Eternity Infinity form. This is indeed amazing.
We then got a shower afterwards, but then, the alarm sounded, and we saw that Rakan Dahkaran is causing havoc.
Fa Yuiry: Oh great, Rakan Dahkaran is causing havoc.
Lincoln: Not for long, let's head out there and teach that monster a lesson.
We then headed out, and suddenly, we also saw that he's fighting another figure, it was none other than Sumeragi Tennyo, a friend of the Momo Kyun Sword girls in Lincoln's harem.
Lincoln: Oh, no way, it's Sumeragi Tennyo, and she's fighting Rakan Dahkarvan.
Momoko: Let's give her a hand.
Lincoln fired a powerful rainbow energy blast, which hits Rakan Dahkarvan, and Sumeragi Tennyo was surprised to see us, along with Momoko, Onihime, Enki, Kaguya, Karin, Kijigami, Kushinada, Maron, Ringo, and Suika. But, when she saw the Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and crystals from the Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha, she knew Lincoln was the one who saved them, and she's proud of them. When Rakan saw us here, he was enraged.
Rakan Dahkarvan: How dare you show your faces, Team Loud Phoenix Storm? You will all pay for what you did to Haman Karn!
Lincoln: Don't even think about it, Rakan. You're just as guilty as Haman for assisting her in her evil schemes, and you've got a lot of blood on your hands to prove our point, you monster.
Duke Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of Celtic Elemental Bravery and Celtic Draconic Hope and Justice) (Scottish Accent) And we don't take kindly to those who kill innocent people, especially those who show absolutely no remorse for the lives they've taken. A monster like you deserves only death.
Karin Kanzuki: And that's exactly what you deserve.
Suddenly, Karin Kanzuki's brown eyes turned neon brown, and she was surrounded by a red energy aura with sakura blossoms, fire, and phoenixes, she unholstered her massive Sword of The Street Fighters, and as she approached Rakan Dahkaran, she left red energy, sakura blossoms, fire, and phoenixes with every step. Suddenly, Karin Kanzuki was surrounded by a massive vortex of pink energy with sakura blossoms and fire surrounding the vortex, there's a phoenix flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a red phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Karin Kanzuki emerged, but she was changed forever.
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Karin Kanzuki grew to 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess and has red highlights in the bangs of her long blonde hair, she has neon brown eyes and a red energy aura with sakura blossoms, fire, and phoenixes surrounding her. She has a phoenix with a sakura blossom and the Fire Kanji in its claws emblazoned on her forehead, she has on phoenix earrings with red crystals for the eyes and the Fire Kanji in its claws, and she also has a phoenix with red crystals for the eyes and the Fire Kanji in its claws for the second pendant of her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with red gems on the gold lightning bolts and red crystals from her Crystal Necklace of The Buddha which merged with her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love. Karin Kanzuki was dressed in a red long-sleeved jacket with a blue frill shirt with a red phoenix on it, white frill folded sleeves underneath, a white ascot tie at the center of her collar, a red frill skirt, black tights, black shoes, and a red long-sleeved trenchcoat with sakura blossoms and flames on the coattails, and a phoenix holding the Street Fighter logo in its claws on the back. Suddenly, Karin Kanzuki felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive blonde angel wings with red tips on the large blonde feathers, sprouted out from her back.
Suddenly, Karin Kanzuki's massive Sword of The Street Fighter was surrounded by a beautiful kaleidoscope of red energy, sakura blossoms, and fire. Then, as the kaleidoscope fades, it was transformed into Hestia's Sakura Blossom Sword of Fiery Justice, it's a brand-new large sword with a 6'7" massive, wide, double-edged, man-sized red blade with the image of Hestia, The Greek Goddess of Fire etched on it, large red angel wings for the crossguard, large blue gem for the hilt, longer black handle, and large red gem with surrounding angel wings for the pommel. Karin Kanzuki has on her new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with red gems on her wrists, gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold phoenix head with a red gem in its mouth for the belt buckle, large red Spellbook of The Gods and The Universe and large red Universal Spellbook of the Elemental Forces on her left hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her right hip. There's a gold kanji below the phoenix that said, "Karin Kanzuki, Street Fighter from Japan, Head of the Kanzuki Zaibatsu and Member of The Kanzuki Family, Friend to Many, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Destroyer of Shadaloo, Emissary of Hestia, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Sakura Blossoms, Phoenixes, and Fire."
神月かりん、日本のストリートファイター、神月財閥の頭、神月家の一員、多くの友人、リンカーン・ラウドの愛する未来の妻、シャダルーの破壊者、ヘスティアの使者、悪の殺し屋、狂った、殺人、冷酷、そしてサディスティックバスターズ、アメージングでパワフルな教師のアメージングでパワフルな学生、そしてサクラの花、フェニックス、そして火のマスター
Karin Kanzuki has transformed into SUPER ANGEL INFINITY CRIMSON SAKURA BLOSSOM ANGEL OF FIRESTORM LOVE AND INFERNO JUSTICE!
We were amazed by Karin Kanzuki's Super Angel Infinity transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face and hearts in his eyes. But, when Rakan Dahkaran saw it, he fell into a murderous rage and tried to attack her, but Karin Kanzuki fired a powerful red energy blast with sakura blossoms, light, and phoenixes, and it hit him.
Lincoln: Wow, Karin, you look beautiful, how do you feel?
Karin Kanzuki: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Sakura Phoenix and Firestorm Love) I feel incredible, Linky, and now, shall we put an end to this murderous monster?
Lincoln: (Smirks) You got it, Karin.
Duke Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of Celtic Elemental Bravery and Celtic Draconic Hope and Justice) (Scottish Accent) Hope you don't mind me joining in too?
Sumeragi Tennyo: Same with me.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Voice of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope) Sure, Duke Lincoln and Sumeragi. Let's put an end to this monster. Eli, if you would?
Eli rang the bell.
DING! DING!
As soon as he did that, Karin Kanzuki, Lincoln, Sumeragi Tennyo, and Duke Lincoln went after Rakan Dahkaran, and they fired powerful blasts of red energy, rainbow energy, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time Energy, Gravity, and Magic, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Buffalo, Angels, and sakura blossoms, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit the remorseless war veteran. Then, they attacked him with their massive swords, and left painful scars on him. Then, they fire massive energy beams which hits Rakan Dahkaran, and they exploded with incredible power, and the resulting explosion killed him, and as soon as his spirit appeared, Duke Lincoln marked his forehead with a kanji, and it also affected Morag and Aggie who are still in Hell, and after being found guilty by those they've killed, Haman Karn, Morag, and Aggie McLaughlin were erased from existence forever. We cheered wildly for Lincoln, Karin Kanzuki, Duke Lincoln, and Sumeragi Tennyo, as they holster their weapons and power down, and Karin Kanzuki and Duke Lincoln's new bodies, clothes, weapons, angel wings, and jewelry are permanent.
Lincoln, Karin Kanzuki, Duke Lincoln, and Sumeragi Tennyo: In the immortal words of Nico, Rakan Dahkaran, Morag, and Aggie McLaughlin, you three monsters have failed this entire world!
Nico: Ah yeah, that's telling 'em, guys!
Karin Kanzuki: Thank you for helping me take care of Rakan Dahkaran, Linky.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Karin.
Lincoln wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around Karin Kanzuki's waist, and he brought her into an embrace, which took her by surprise and that brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to her face, they kissed passionately as she wraps her left arm around his wider and muscular back, and her left hand was on his massive and wide right pec, and right behind them was a Thunderbird, Angel, and Phoenix flying in the air, and we also saw a herd of Buffalo running across the field and sakura blossoms falling behind them, and the display of the elemental forces. We had tears in our eyes and a smile on our faces.
Me: Now, that is so beautiful.
Nico: You said it, bro. And now, we're rid of Rakan Dahkaran for good.
Duke Lincoln: (Scottish Accent) Along with Morag and Aggie McLaughlin. (Smirks) And Lincoln's also getting another member to his harem.
Suddenly, we saw that Sumeragi Tennyo went up to Lincoln after he and Karin separated, and then, she wrapped her arms around Lincoln's waist, and he responded by wrapping his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around Sumeragi's waist, and he leaned down to her face and kissed her passionately, which she returned, and we saw a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with red gems on the gold lightning bolts and red crystals from her Crystal Necklace of The Buddha which merged with her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appear on Sumeragi Tennyo's neck.
Nico: Whoa.
Me: Way to go, big guy. (To Duke Lincoln) And don't worry, Duke Lincoln, you'll also get a chance to rescue a girl.
Duke Lincoln: (Scottish Accent) That's true, but for now, I have to be patient.
We returned to the Estate, and not only are Sumeragi Tennyo is a new member of the team and a new member and future wife of Lincoln, but we're now rid of Rakan Dahkaran, Morag, and Aggie McLaughlin for good, and they're never coming back.
Later, Me and Qin were getting ready for Qin's 3rd Ambassador Mission and Captain Cold was with us too. Then Heat Wave, Weather Wizard, Trickster, Mirror Master and Top appeared too.
Captain Cold: What are you guys doing here?
Heat Wave: C'mon! You really thought we'd let you go with Qin and J.D. by yourself?
Captain Cold: This will be just like old times.
Nico: I get it. The Flash Rogues will be all with you this time.
Zoe Orimoto: I think we'll tag along too.
Taranee, Shane Clarke, Raimundo, Zoe Orimoto and Ant Man Decided to come with as wel.
Me: That's fine with us. Wouldn't be the same if their archenemies weren't with. But it will be awesome for Mike to meet you all.
Taranee: It sure would.
Qin: Awesome. Lets head out.
We were off to Detroit.
Mike Chilman: Hey guys!
Me: Hey Mike.
Qin: Guys, meet my archenemy. And his team.
Captain Cold: Awesome to meet you. Leonard Snart but everyone calls me Captain Cold.
Heatwave: Mick Rory but I go by Heatwave.
Weather Wizard: I'm Mark Mardon but you can call me Weather Wizard.
Trickster: The name is Giovanni Giuseppe Axel Walker but I go by Trickster.
Mirror Master: I'm Evan McCulloch but you can call me Mirror Master.
Top: And I'm Roscoe Dillon but everyone calls me the Top.
Me: They are the Flash Rogues and these are their archenemies too.
Taranee: Awesome to meet you. Taranee Cook.
Shane: Shane Clarke, Red Ninja Storm Power Ranger.
Raimundo: Raimundo of the Xiaolin Dragons.
Zoe: Zoe Orimoto, master of the Spirits of Wind and Water
Ant Man: And I'm Scott Lang but you can call me Ant Man.
Mike Chilman: Wow! Awesome to meet you all.
Julie Kang: Same here and it's an honor.
Captain Cold: So, I take it we're going after one of Kane's hideouts?
Mike Chilman: Yes we are.
Me: Awesome. We can raid it and find information we can use from it to use against Kane for when we come here on April 14th.
Top: Good thinking.
Qin: Yep.
Julie Kane: That is a good idea.
Jacob: Lets hope that Kane's hideout is still active with power.
Me: I have a feeling it is.
Mike Chilton: So, Qin. While we're walking to the hideout, can you tell me what your reversion to human form feels like?
Qin: It was excruciatingly painful at first. But I got used to it from over the years. I now have the power to change at will. It feels like someone is tearing me apart and pasting me back together in a weird way.
Me: Yeah it was scary for her.
Captain Cold: Yeah it sure was.
Zoe Orimoto: But we helped her get through it.
Ant Man: We sure did.
We arrived at Kane's hideout.
Guard: Freeze!
Captain Cold: You first. (fires cold gun)
He froze them in blocks of ice.
Me: And now you two shatter.
I fired energy beams and blew them into pieces.
Julie Kane: Take that.
Heatwave fired beams of fire and incinerated more guards everywhere.
They were all dead.
Me: That was easy.
Mike Chilman: Too easy.
Captain Cold: Do you guys see if there's anything here?
Me: Computers. Lets take a look.
I got onto the computer and we saw more plans to expand Detroit Deluxe and also for making EVERY Major City in The World Like it as well as destroy the originals underneath it.
Me: Wow! Kane really went and thought of everything.
Qin: Wow! He was going to turn every major city in the world like Detroit Deluxe?
Captain Cold: That is insane. Kane's still not worth killing. Besides, Gotham Royal York is fine the way it is.
Me: You got that right. But I don't think Kane would have the expertise or the resources to build a place like Detroit Deluxe over a city with a huge 100 mile high tree in it. But there's more than just plans like this for every major city. He has robots, guards, weapons, plans for all kinds of schemes.
Qin: Does it say how he got his power and money?
Me: Hmm lets see.
I pulled up his records and money information and it showed that all his money WAS STOLEN! It showed that he stole all his wealth and money from shady underworld criminal organizations like the mafia and terrorist organizations and they were surprisingly all the terrorist organizations and mafia rings that we all brought down. He stole $529,395,973,487,392,963.00 from them all and used it to fund his empire.
Me: Whoa! So that's where he got his money from. I can't believe I'm saying this but Kane did us a massive favor and defunded all these organizations for us so they would be easier to destroy and take down.
We later came back.
Nico: Hey guys. How did it go?
Me: Really awesome Nico and we found out something interesting.
I told him everything and showed everyone how Kane got all his money and more.
Nico: Whoa! So that's how Kane rose to power. He defunded many crime rings and terrorist organizations. Looks like he is now numero uno on the World Mafias and Terrorists Of The Worlds Hit List.
Me: And that will be perfect. Let THEM kill Kane in prison.
Eli: Yeah it will show him.
May: Who should come with you next time?
Qin: Nico next time.
Nico: I would be honored Qin.
Qin: Awesome.
Erica: Mind if me, Ellie and Missy all go too?
Qin: Sure.
Outside the bathroom, Lori was pounding on the bathroom door.
Lori: Leni hurry up! There are many other bathrooms you know.
Leni: But Lori mom said no running on the stairs.
Lori: Oh sorry Leni. I thought. Wait. If you're out here then who is in there?
Me: Oh Himiko is in there. She wants to show us her new awesome Hero Costume that Leni and Maria made for her.
Lori: Wow.
Himiko came out and she had a hero costume that looked like Layla Williams except it was rainbow color and had the kanjis of Fire, Water, Earth, Wind, Lightning, Time, Light, Dark, Lava, Crystal, Inferno, Explosion, Ice, Aurora, Steam, Steel, Swift, Scorch, Typhoon, Blood and Plants in a circle and she had a really awesome sword on her back.
Himiko Toga: How do I look?
Me: Wow! That is an awesome outfit Himiko!
Lori: That outfit is literally amazing!
Leni: It totes is perfect for you Himiko.
Me: It looks awesome on you.
Himiko Toga: Thanks guys. If I were a hero I would be called Lady Elementa.
Nico: Wow! That is a great hero name for you.
Eli: Lady Elementa. I like the sound of that.
Himiko Toga: Thanks guys.
Later we were at the hospital.
Kurumu: So this is where the Cybertronian signal came from, right?
Me: Yep. At the hospital.
Optimus Prime: I think we're going to meet a Live Action version of Ratchet here.
Nico: I have that same feeling too.
Eli: I sense he's close.
We then saw an ambulance and there was no one driving it.
Nico: I know that's you Live Action Ratchet.
Live Action Ratchet transformed and he was here on our Earth!
Live Action Ratchet: I hope you're proud of yourself, Barricade! Because of what you, Sentinel, Starscream, Soundwave, and Megatron caused, our kind are being despised by our Earth!
Lucy Loud: I wonder if you guys can get stronger from the hatred of the people of your Earth.
Barricade: Are you trying to make a joke while Ratchet is yelling at me?!
Lucy Loud: Sorry.
Me: Ratchet I'm sorry you had to go through what you went through on your Earth.
Nico: Yeah it was horrible and I'm sorry that happened to you. But I promise you that Megatron, Starscream and the remainder of Cemetery Wind and those monsters will all pay for their crimes. Sentinel Prime is in exile here on our world in our Frenemies in the M.O.E. He felt so bad about what he did to your world because the stress of war got to him over the years and it took a toll on his mind. He didn't mean for all this to happen to all of you. He's now in exile because of it.
Lori Jimenez: It's true.
Live Action Sentinel Prime showed up.
Live Action Sentinel Prime: Ratchet. I'm glad you're here.
Live Action Ratchet: Tell me, Sentinel. Was humanity betraying us really what you wanted?!
Live Action Sentinel Prime: (sighs) No. Like I said before, all I wanted was the survival of our race. I sincerely regret all the actions I took to try and ensure that. I just hope you can forgive me
Live Action Ratchet: (sighs as well) I DO forgive you, Sentinel. But it's Optimus you should be apologizizing to.
William: Something tells me that's gonna be VERY hard to do.
Me: The scars of betrayal are very deep ones and THEY are usually the hardest to overcome.
Nico: No kidding.
Lugnut: (to Lincoln) I know usually you would go with your harem on the second missions. But this time, you should go with Starlight on her first in your muscular form. Especially considering how badly the main Live Action Autobots will react to the mere mention of Sentinel's name.
Lincoln: Noted and agreed on that.
Me: That is a wise call there Lugnut.
Elita One: Look on the bright side. At least you get to work with our medics on this world.
Live Action Ratchet: That's true. (to G1 Ratchet, Animated Ratchet, and Aligned Ratchet) And it's better since 3 of them are my other selves.
Nico: That is true. I think it's awesome now that we have 4 versions of Ratchet with us.
Eli: That is really cool.
Ratchet: It's like I have 3 more brothers!
We laughed.
Aligned Bulkhead: Alright! We got 4 versions of Ratchet now!
Unfortunately, Bulkhead accidentally punched one of Ratchet's equipment, destroying it.
CRASH!
Drill Man: Shouldn't have done that, Bulkhead.
All 4 Ratchets: BULKHEAD! WE NEEDED THAT!
We laughed!
Laney: (Laughs) That's funny!
Nico: (LAUGHS) Just like what happened when I saw that in the Aligned Transformer world.
Me: (LAUGHS) Deja-vu.
Eli: So funny.
Later we were getting ready for our next mission.
Me: I wonder what this mission will be like.
Nico: Well we will find out soon. And we got to act fast however. We got word that Chandler's mom Kara was captured.
Laney: Oh no! Mrs. Henderson is in trouble!
Chandler: You guys go on. I'll stay here. I don't want to face my mom after everything I did.
Nico: It's your choice Chandler. We won't push you and we understand.
Captain Cold, Vanitas, Waffle Woman, Ghost, Pete, Trickster, Box Ghost, Ssserpent, Onyx and Rojo then appeared.
Captain Cold: I know I JUST was on Qin's mission. But can me, Vanitas, Waffle Woman, Ghost, Pete, Trickster, Box Ghost, Ssserpent, Onyx and Rojo go with you guys?
Nico: You all sure can. Scans show that Kara Henderson was taken to an island right here.
Nico pointed on a map to an island not even listed on it. It was located at Latitude: 25.633871 | Longitude: -126.38685
Me: Wow that's 500 miles off the northwestern coast of Mexico.
Himiko Toga: Oh boy.
Gravity Man: So, Nico. Which Gene Slammer do you think you'll meet on your next rescue?
Nico: I'm hoping to meet a… Hmm.
Me: You'll think of something. How about a Predator alien this time?
Nico: Good idea. And I have just the one. A Colicrensis Gene-Slammer.
Shanan: Wow! The natural predator of the Viscosians. That's a great idea.
Eli: This wil be interesting.
Nico: It sure will.
Laney: Those looked like mosquitos.
Twilight Sparkle: That will be cool to see.
Lana: Yep.
Lincoln: That island is bound to be a trap, so this time, all of us are going there prepared. We don't even know what we're going to face there.
Nico: Good idea, big guy.
We were getting prepared for our mission to the island, but before we could go out, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes glowed even more, as he sensed a dark energy, and he saw a vision of who that dark energy belonged to, it was none other than our old enemy, Victor Creed A.K.A. Sabretooth, and he's returned from the dead and he wants revenge on us for ending him six years ago. When we saw that, it definitely meant trouble.
Nico: Uh oh, Lincoln, trouble?
Lincoln: Afraid so, Nico, and none of us are going to like it one bit, especially you, Wolverine: the figure I saw is none other than our old enemy, Victor Creed A.K.A. Sabretooth, and he's returned from the dead and he wants revenge on us for ending him six years ago.
We gasped in shock.
Me: Sabretooth's back?! This is so not good!
Nico: You said it, J.D. I can't believe that animal is back from the dead.
Wolverine: I'm not surprised though, I knew nothing could keep Victor down for good, so if he's come back for more, I'm more than ready to go a few rounds with him again.
Lincoln: And I also sense that Sam's going to transform, as well.
Sam Simpson: That's right. But, first, Wolverine will get in his few rounds with Sabretooth, and then, we swoop in and destroy him for good, and give him The Black Gates.
Lincoln: Right, Sam. That animal made the big mistake returning from the dead, but he's in for one nasty surprise when he sees us.
Nico: You got that right, big guy. Oh, here, you'll need this.
Nico handed Lincoln the Vibranium sword that Rotwood was about to use to kill him years ago.
Lincoln: The Vibranium sword.
Eli: If I remember correctly, the Vibranium has a negative effect on Wolverine's healing factor, so this will also have a negative effect on Sabretooth. Awesome.
Lincoln: Yep, with a couple of slashes from this bad boy, Sabretooth's in for one nasty surprise.
Nico: Alright, everyone, let's get going.
We then headed for the mysterious island, and later on, Wolverine, Sam Simpson, and Lincoln are going to fight Victor Creed A.K.A. Sabretooth, who's returned from the dead and wants revenge, but he's in for a nasty surprise.
We arrived at the island.
Me: Wow so this is the island and it's all the middle of the Eastern Pacific Ocean.
Nico: Sure looks like a cool place.
Eli: I sense a lot of things here.
SpongeBob: Something about this is familiar.
Ssserpent: What do you mean?
SpongeBob: Well this reminds me of Karate Island.
Lily: I remember that. That was a really harrowing adventure for me and Sandy and I thought it was awesome.
Sandy: It sure was Lily. We had to save SpongeBob from buying a condo. The whole island was a front for a scam to sell real estate.
Nico: Whoa! That doesn't sound like a good plan for people to buy houses.
Lana: Yeah.
Lily: The cool part is the man that was the ringleader of that whole scam, I complimented him on sounding like the great legendary actor Pat Morita.
We then took off our hats and had our hands on our chests and had a moment of silence for the legendary actor of the Karate Kid movies.
Nico: Pat Morita will never be forgotten and may he rest in peace.
Me: He will always be a great inspiration to many people for many years to come.
Eli: Yeah.
Lily: We had to face 3 very silly villains there.
Gluko: I think this might be a different kind of plan.
Nico: I have a feeling you're right Gluko. We better get over there and quick.
Box Ghost: But Pat Morita really will be remembered.
Nico: Yes he will. And I love his trademark line. (Japanese Accent and Imitating Pat Morita) Concentrate.
Eli: That will always be legendary.
Laney: It sure will.
Dreamcatcher: You think we'll fight those same villains?
Lily: I have a feeling we will and they will make perfect archenemies for Ophelia, Yumi and Catherine.
Catherine Torres: Who are they?
Lily: They are awesome and really funny. They are The Tickler, Lipp Cervas and Filthy Phil.
She went over their history.
The Tickler
The Tickler is a fish villain who appears in the episode "Karate Island" and the video game Fists of Foam.
Description
The Tickler is a lavender fish with a black and white-striped shirt, a dark purple beret, brown pants, and a red bandana around his neck. He also holds two sticks with fake gray hands at the tops which are used to tickle people. He speaks in a French accent.
The Tickler is one of the colleagues in Condo Island, and he is on the first floor of the Four Floors of Fear building. When Sandy reaches him, he is winning the fight against Sandy until she pulls out jelly-filled doughnuts and stuffs them in his face.
Lipp Cervas
Lipp Cervas is a fish villain who appears in the episode "Karate Island" and the video game Fists of Foam.
Description
She is an orange fish with yellow hair and pink lipstick. She wears a blue shirt and blue pants with an orange belt along with black boots.
Role in episode
Lipp Cervas is one of the colleagues in Condo Island, and she is on the second floor of the Four Floors of Fear building. When Sandy reaches Lipp Cervas Sandy uses a hair dryer on her lips, making them dry and shatter into small pieces, forcing her to use lip balm to fix them.
Filthy Phil
Filthy Phil is a fish villain who appears in the episode "Karate Island" and the video game Fists of Foam.
Description
He is an overweight fish who is dark green on the back, sides, lips, and pupils. He is light green on his stomach and chest, and has lime fins.
Filthy Phil is one of the colleagues in Condo Island, and he is on the third floor of the Four Floors of Fear building. When Sandy reaches him, he tries to defeat her, but because of her helmet, she is not able to smell it and stands perfectly safe. The smell, however, comes to him and causes him to faint, allowing Sandy to get to the top floor of the building to save SpongeBob.
When she was done we were shocked and amazed and even trying to hold in laughter.
Nico: Okay that is funny.
Me: Those are some silly names for villains. But that Filthy Phil guy must REALLY smell horrible!
Lily: He smelled worse than Lori's farts! And his body odor was so terrible that I hurled my guts out all over him when he fainted from his stench!
Nico: YUCK!
Me: He must've really smelled worse than a hundred shitfilled buckets of raw sewage.
Lily: Well he wasn't called Filthy Phil just for show.
Pete: Who are we gonna face first?
Lily: I forgot to mention that Condo Island was in every way like what happened in that movie with the Great Bruce Lee and he had to defeat every foe on each floor. The Tickler is first.
Ophelia Nasturtium: I'll face him first.
Nico: Awesome.
Me: We should be just about there and it'll be like living one of the great Bruce Lee's movies.
Fei Long: I'm always up for a challenge.
Laney: Same with me.
We arrived at the tower.
Nico: This is it.
Kara Henderson: (From in the top floor) SOMEONE GET ME OUT OF HERE!
Nico: Hang on Mrs. Henderson!
We went in.
We then came across THE TICKLER!
Teen Titans Lightning: You must be the Tickler.
The Tickler: (French Accent) Ha. Ha-ha-ha. You cannot pass unless you defeat me, The Tickler, and my iron-finger style.
Ophelia Nasturtium: Bring it on tickle boy.
The Tickler: Look over there!
Ophelia Nasturtium: I'm not falling for that!
Ophelia jumped and kicked him and knocked him down and then he got up and she blocked his iron fingers and kicked him in his face and smashed and pounded him and then she jumped back and Tickler went at her with a tickle attack and she used her magnetic powers to pulled his iron hands out and then she used them against him and tickled him all over.
Ophelia Nasturtium: Coochie coochie coo!
He was laughing hysterically!
Then he jumped back.
Ophelia Nasturtium: Now for this. (Pulls out a tray of donuts)
Tickler: OH NO! Jelly-filled donuts? How did you know they were my weakness?
Ophelia Nasturtium: No one can resist jelly filled.
Ophelia threw them into his mouth and knocked him down.
Nico: Awesome Ophelia!
Ophelia Nasturtium: One down and 2 to go. The Tickler will make a great addition to the M.O.E. as my archenemy.
Nico: Yep.
Vanitas: Maybe one of you should use Gojo Ryu on the next opponent.
Nico: That would be cool.
They got to the second floor.
Lipp Cervas: (Russian Accent) Halt! No one advances past me, Lipp Cervas, and my power-flexi dynamo-lip thruster style.
Yumi Ratara: I will take you on.
Lipp Cervas: Then lets dance!
She sent her power thruster lips at Yumi and blocked her strikes.
Yumi Ratara: Lets see how you like this one.
She formed a moon in her hands and fired a moonlight beam and Lipp Cervas's lips got dry and chapped!
Lipp Cervas: Oh no! Not chapped lips!
She pulled out lip balm and then when she put in on her lips shattered into dust!
Lola: Ooh ouch!
Sandy: This is giving me a very strong sense of deja-vu.
Lily: Same here Sandy.
Yumi Ratara: But Lipp Cervas will make an awesome archenemy for me in the M.O.E.
Lily: Yep. But plug your noses everyone. This is gonna be rancid.
Meowth: Alright! Who are you three working for?!
Nico: Meowth I think that from experiences from Lily and Sandy like this they are working for a land version of Master Udon.
Sandy: That could be it.
They went to the third floor and they saw FILTHY PHIL!
Filthy Phil: No one has ever made it to the lair of Filthy Phil. No one passes except me. Now, feel the steam of my horrible body odor.
Catherine Torres: Bring it on stink boy!
He groaned and released a REALLY PUTRID AND HORRIBLE STENCH FROM HIS BODY and Catherine held her breath and then pulled out a can of Shower in a Can and she then sprayed him and he was smelling fresh as a daisy and flowery too.
Nico: AWESOME!
Catherine Torres: Now he will be perfect for being my archenemy in the M.O.E.
Nico: We are just about there.
Me: Shall we do the entrance?
Trickster: First, we need to get Filthy Phil to tell us the name of his boss!
Maria: Good idea.
Catherine Torres: Right. Filthy Phil who are you working for?
Filthy Phil: You won't like him and he is someone that Robin knows. Not only is it a land version of Master Udon but also It's Katarou.
Robin gasped when he heard that name.
Me: Robin wasn't he that evil martial artist that tried to kill you through cheating and wasn't he one of the villains in the Brotherhood of Evil?
Robin: That's right and he was a rotten martial artist.
Robin told us all about him and it was terrible.
Katarou is a villain from the Teen Titans show. He is an Asian villain and an enemy of Robin, the leader of the Teen Titans.
Katarou first fought Robin when he was raiding a store in Jump City. He defeats Robin and tells him that if he wanted to be a better fighter, he should train with the True Master, and stole the staff. When Robin goes to Asia to train under the True Master, Katarou follows him so that he would be apprenticed instead.
After Robin defeats the three masters and learns their new experiences, he comes face to face with Katarou. With his newfound fighting skills, Robin manages to defeat Katarou. Angered by this Katarou attacks Robin, stating that the True Master must train him, but the True Master, who was witnessing Robin's newfound strength, stops him, denouncing him as a thief and a cheater and will not ever train him, and was taken off the mountain. It is presumed Katarou was sent to prison for his actions.
At some time, Katarou was recruited into the Brotherhood of Evil. Under the Brotherhood's orders, he successively captured Bushido. However, when the Titans fought the villains in the Brotherhood's base, Bushido got his revenge on Katarou by stomping on his face, which knocked him out. He was defeated along with his fellow villains afterwards.
When he was done we were shocked!
Nico: WHOA! He's really bad news.
Bushido: Yeah and I thought I had seen the last of him.
Laney: Whoa.
Me: At least we know who we are up against.
Nico: Yep. J.D. you can face Katarou while we have the usual battles to keep him distracted long enough. Lily you face the land version of Master Udon.
Lily: Right.
Me: This will be fun. I've been wanting to try my hand at fighting a martial arts villain like him.
Starlight Glimmer: One last thing. Who's the land version of Master Udon?
Filthy Phil: His name is Shen. Crane Hermit.
Tien gasped!
Master Roshi: Crane Hermit is back!?
Me: I thought me and Nico killed that monster!
Twilight Sparkle: Who is Crane Hermit?
Me: He was once Master Roshi's friend.
I went over his history.
Master Shen is the Crane Hermit (鶴仙人 Tsurusen'nin), master of the Crane School and Mercenary Tao's older brother. Whilst they both trained at the Mutaito Training Academy, a rivalry quickly grew between Shen and Master Roshi. Master Shen and Mercenary Tao, likewise, began to fight over the smallest things. Eventually, a simple spilled bowl of rice was enough to break the brothers apart.
Shen and Roshi were both students of Master Mutaito, and they quickly became rivals. Shen and Roshi later became friends and in the anime only, for a time, the creature known as InoShikaCho was their pet.
In anime filler it was shown that Shen and Roshi competed over a girl named Fanfan. When Fanfan rejected Shen's advances he knocked her out and took her hostage with his two friends. Roshi and the time-travelling Goku arrived and Goku manages to stop Shen's plan, with Shen being forced to start his training from the start by Mutaito.
Master Roshi states that when King Piccolo defeated Mutaito, he could not deal with the shame of losing in front of his pupils. Roshi believes that on that day, Shen changed for the worse. Mutaito returned and sealed King Piccolo with the Evil Containment Wave, but died in the process. Shen was never the same again. His heart became dark, and his Master's failure and eventual death weighed heavily on his mind. He eventually started the Crane School, whilst Roshi started the Turtle School, and their rivalry continued.
Master Shen's students Tien Shinhan and Chiaotzu enter The World Tournament while Master Shen watches. His rival Master Roshi, disguised as Jackie Chun, and his students Goku, Krillin, and Yamcha also enter the tournament. All of them reach the final eight. Tien Shinhan fights Yamcha and defeats him in the first match. The second match has Jackie Chun fighting Man-Wolf, which he defeats easily. Chiaotzu fights Krillin, but loses, in the third match. Goku defeats Pamput in the last match. Tien fights Jackie Chun in the first semifinal, and during this match, Master Shen figures out who Jackie Chun really is and tells Tien by using telepathy. Tien tells Roshi he knows it is a disguise. Roshi starts lecturing Tien, which ultimately leads to Tien and Chiaotzu leaving Shen. Roshi forfeits the match, and Tien is ready for the final round. Goku and Krillin fight an intense fight next, but Goku is victorious.
During this tournament Master Shen finally hears what has happened to his brother Mercenary Tao. Only in the anime, Shen tries to kill Goku the night before the tournament, but he fails when Tien intervenes. Tien states that he will kill Goku during the final. After finding out that Shen ordered Chiaotzu to constantly paralyze Goku during the match, Tien has an argument with Shen and decides not to be an assassin anymore. This results in him no longer wanting to kill Goku. Furious after hearing this, Shen then angrily orders Chiaotzu to paralyze both Goku and Tien, in order for him to kill them both. As Chiaotzu refuses to paralyze either of them, Master Shen then grabs Chiaotzu and tries to kill him. Having seen enough, Roshi uses his Kamehameha to blast Shen away, thus saving Chiaotzu. Tien wins the tournament, but Shen is not present at the time.
In the filler episode, "The Time Room", Goku goes back in time and meets a teenaged Master Roshi and Master Shen when they were students under Mutaito. During this time, Shen and Roshi are rivals and Shen is as ruthless as in the present timeline, striking Roshi's love interest Fanfan and taking her hostage when she refuses to go out with him. He later challenges Goku to a fight, but Goku quickly proves to be much stronger and faster than Shen. When he realizes he cannot defeat Goku, he attempts to kill both Goku and Roshi by trapping them in a deadly ring of fire, but is finally stopped by Goku and is thereafter scolded by Mutaito, who tells him that if he wants to stay in his school he will have to restart his training from the beginning.
In the present time, he appears three years after King Piccolo's defeat when he returns to the tournament with his rebuilt brother Cyborg Tao. Tao brutally defeats Chiaotzu during the preliminary rounds and easily qualifies for the final rounds. Before Tien's match with Tao begins, Shen claims that Tien will stand no chance against his brother's new and improved body and that the Turtle School students should all give up before they get themselves killed. When the match finally begins, Shen eagerly watches. After a long match, Tien easily defeats Tao with one fell swoop, knocking Tao unconscious. Tien carries Tao over to Shen (who is in complete shock over his brother's defeat), telling Shen to never bother him or his friends ever again. Master Shen then carries away Tao and leaves in shame, swearing revenge on Tien, claiming he will not die peacefully.
Death
At some point after the 23rd World Martial Arts Tournament, Master Shen and his brother Tao got mixed up in something and died as a result of the event.
When I was done everyone was shocked.
Nico: I remember him. I was there when J.D. killed him. He was so evil. He was in a way a Martial Artist gone bad.
Me: Yep. The man that Master Roshi knew was gone.
Eli: Not good.
Waffle Woman: How about we eat first? I brought waffles.
Nico: Good idea.
We got to eating.
Filthy Phil: Can I have some?
Nico: Sure.
We got to having our little snack.
Nico: It's just hard to imagine that Shen the Crane Hermit is back after all this time. I thought we were rid of him for good.
Tien: Same with me. After everything he did at the World Martial Arts Tournament we thought we had seen the last of him.
Eli: Why does Shen want to kill Goku and everyone Master Roshi knows?
Me: Master Goku killed his brother Tao. But also he wanted to eliminate the entire competition by wiping out all of Turtle School.
Master Roshi: J.D. is right. Shen was once my friend. But the man I once knew as my friend is gone. Whether it was our master Mutaito leaving in shame or the alluring power of evil, no one knows. He snapped.
Me: I have a feeling he used Chandler's mom as bait to draw us out so he can kill us.
Cynder: You guys know we still have to rescue Chandler's mom, right?
Nico: Yes we do Cynder and now it's personal. Change of plans. J.D. you face Master Shen and Eli you take on Katarou.
Me: Right.
Nico: This is gonna be good. This time we banish Shen to the Warp.
Laney: Good idea.
Nico: Lets do it. Entrance time.
Ghost: First, how about I rescue Chandler's mom from underneath their noses?
Nico: That's actually a good idea.
Me: Go for it.
Ghost used her skills and tactics.
Shen: Where are those fools? They should have been here by now.
Ghost snuck around him and got to Kara and then grabbed her and teleported away to us and Laney and Lana untied her.
Kara: Thanks guys. I owe you all.
Laney: You're welcome.
Nadira: Listen, can we take this time to talk to you about a few things?
Nico: Like what happened with your son.
Kara: I have no son. That mistake was never my son.
Onyx: Long story short, Chandler's a good guy now.
Kara: I don't care. I never want to see that monster again. He was a mistake and was just like his father.
Yumi Ratara: I don't blame her for hating Chandler for everything he has done.
Laney Sonya Romanov: (Russian Accent) I don't either comrades. After everything he has done because of the witnesses of Lincoln's Guardian Angels she deserves to sever her ties to Chandler.
Nico: I'm sorry about everything Chandler did Mrs. Henderson and I don't blame you for hating him. But you got to let this hatred towards Chandler go now. He has completely changed for the better ever since his dark side was removed from him. At least give him a chance to prove it.
Kara: Why should I? He was a mistake that I had with that psychotic monster.
Sunny Tennyson: C'mon. We know deep down, you still love your son.
Laney: Mrs. Henderson please let this hatred go. I forgave you for what he did and I can never hate you for it. Can you give him another chance?
Kara had a lot of thinking to do.
Kara: Oh I will think about it.
Rojo: Now, why don't you get somewhere safe?
Nico: We can beam her to the estate.
Rojo: Okay but only away from Chandler.
Nico: Done.
Nico teleported her to the estate in her own room.
Grave Clobber: Time for our entrance.
Nico: Lets do it.
We flew for the ceiling.
Shen then saw that Kara was gone!
Master Shen: NO! SHE'S GONE!
Then the spirits of Disney, The Xiaolin Dragons, Marvel and Overwatch then appeared and swirled around him and blasted him all over and smashed him down and then converged and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion blasted through the floor and a phoenix cry was heard and we came out.
Nico: Hello Shen.
Me: You picked the wrong day to come back Shen. This time we're going to make sure you stay dead.
Katarou then came out!
Me: Katarou. Honor to meet you.
Katarou: Same here J.D.
Robin: Can't you see Shen's just using you? As soon as he gets what he wants with you, he's gonna dispose of you just like he plans to do with everyone else!
Katarou: I'll worry about him. You need to worry about yourself. I'll give you all one chance. Leave. And never return. Otherwise, you'll be in fates far worse then being frozen.
Maria: Not gonna happen. Besides, I think you know by now that we have tricks up our sleeves.
Nico: Tons of them.
Me: And Shen you and I have an old score to settle just like when I killed Tao for good.
Master Shen: YOU KILLED TAO!?
Then he exploded INTO A BALLISTIC RAGE! HE WENT AT ME!
Master Shen: DIE YOU MOTHERFUCKING CUR!
Me: Hey! Save that name for Evil Sasukes!
I went at him and kicked him in the face and he came at me and I dodged him and kicked him in the back and he crashed into the wall and then he got up.
Master Shen: I HATE YOU!
My aura flared up with an incredibly unbelievable intensity and he came at me and punched and kicked at me with incredible savagery and I dodged all his strikes.
Then Robo-Blaze, Dr. Light, Skulker, Brain Freezer, Manboy, Toiletnator, Diabolico, Riddler, Zexion, Chalmers and Killer Shrike appeared.
Nico: Robo-Blaze, Dr. Light, Skulker, Brain Freezer, Manboy, Toiletnator, Diabolico, Riddler, Zexion, Chalmers and Killer Shrike.
Robo Blaze: So, what do we call this place?
Dr. Light: I was thinking Karate Island 2.0
Skulker: We'll think of a name later.
Nico: Good thinking.
Brain Freezer: (to me) We heard you found a new recruit for us.
Me: I'd love to talk but (Dodges Shen's strikes) But I'm a little preoccupied at the moment.
Nico: Yes we did find a new recruit.
Man Boy: Was pizza really involved?
Nico: Yep TONS of it.
?: That is crazy.
A figure came out and it was GRINATAUR from episode 10 of Super Samurai!
He is sent by Serrator to cause misery by using his evil black sand to make people so hungry they will eat and drink until they explode. He attacked Panorama City and fought the rangers. He managed to fire his sand at all the Rangers except Emily, and she and Jayden go battle him. Emily then destroys him in Super Samurai Mode. He turns into a Mega Monster, but is destroyed by the Samurai Gigazord.
Jayden Grinataur!
Grinataur: Been a while rangers.
Nico: I remember you! You were sent to use your black sand to make people so hungry that they will eat and drink till they explode.
Grinataur: That's right Nico. Good memory.
Nico: That was an awesome one.
Grinataur: I don't suppose my powers will affect you guys?
May: They won't. Besides, we just ate.
Grinataur: I see.
Nico: This will be fun.
We got the usual battles underway.
Sora, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Bloxx, Drill Man and Blade Man VS Robo Blaze - Nico's rescue
Robo Blaze was first.
Robo Blaze: (to Sora) Nico did a good job recruiting the Flamin' Yawn on his rescue. Too bad he didn't bring any pizzas home.
Sora: That was a strange but cool planet though and Flamin' Yawn will make a great addition to the group.
Twilight Sparkle: He sure will and he is awesome and fun.
Starshine Sparkle: I agree too. He's an anthropomorphic steak that breathes fire.
Spyro: A spicy steak with a flaming personality.
They laughed.
Bloxx: Hey that was a good one.
Robo-Blaze: That was funny. But true. Lets do it!
They fired waves of magic and light and smashed him down.
Sora: ALL RIGHT!
Twilight Sparkle: That was great!
Kairi, Princess Celestia, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Pesky Dust, Magnet Man and Gravity Man VS Dr. Light - Lincoln's rescue
Dr. Light was next.
Dr. Light: (to Kairi) I heard Lincoln's rescue was in Hot Shots Part Deux. How was it?
Kairi: It was REALLY FUNNY! We went after Saddam Hussein and Michelle Huddleston. We did all kinds of crazy shenanigans against the comedic version of Iran's most infamous dictator.
Princess Celestia: I've never laughed so much befoore.
Amber Morning: It was so funny and in the end we crushed him with a piano.
Spotlight: Yeah it was great!
Pesky Dust: It was so funny. I've never laughed that hard before.
Dr. Light: That movie always makes me laugh and it was awesome. Lets do it!
They fired waves of light and magic and smashed him down.
Kairi: ALL RIGHT!
Princess Celestia: That was so awesome!
Aqua, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Feedback, Gluko and Storm Shadow VS Skulker - Meeting a Maiden of The Moonlight and a Hungry Burger Gene-Slammer
Skulker was next.
Skulker: (to Aqua) I heard you guys met a Maiden of The Moonlight and a Hungry Burger Gene-Slammers. What are their names?
Aqua: The Maiden of The Moonlight gene-slammer is Yumi Ratara and the Hungry Burger Gene-Slammer is Evelyn Zuckerberg and the sight of Evelyn's Hungry Burger form made Nico's mouth water. We found Yumi on Nico's Rescue Mission.
Skulker: Ah in two different rescues. Really neat.
Rarity: Indeed and it was amazing.
Sweetie Belle: But we found out some things that you will not like about Flip and Morag. Here's Flip first. One day, Yumi went undercover and she'd found out in a hidden room in Flip's Food and Fuel, and she saw that Flip had used the severed fingers, hands, and chopped up limbs of dead humans that he killed into his beef jerky. This sickened Yumi to my stomach, and before Lincoln and his family were about to buy that beef jerky, Yumi kicked the door in, and told them not to, and when she told them of the severed fingers, hands, and chopped up limbs of the dead people Flip killed and mixed into his beef jerky, they threw up all over the place, and when Flip found out, he wanted to kill me. But, Yumi had called the cops on him, but Flip got away.
Skulker was shocked!
Skulker: He is a total cannibal!
Sweetie Belle: Yeah. But here's what we learned about Morag. Evelyn'd found out in the history books from Loch Loud in Scotland that Aggie McLaughlin, Morag's ancestor, killed the Loud Family's ancestors 400 years ago, by using a mystical stone that mind-controlled Leia, the guardian dragon of Loch Loud, and incinerated them to ashes, as she laughed cruelly and insanely. She got away with it, and Loch Loud fell to ruin, because of her.
Skulker was shocked even more!
Skulker: She is a monster! I'm glad we sent her to prison.
Gill Grunt: And that curse did her in.
Feedback: It sure did.
Skulker: Good riddance. Lets do it!
They fired waves of water, jewels, ice and energy and smashed him down.
Aqua: OH YEAH!
Rarity: Rapture darling that was grand!
Bloom, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Gravattack, Chef Pepperjack and Dreamcatcher VS Brain Freezer - Kara Henderson hating Chandler
Brain Freezer was next.
Brain Freezer: (to Bloom) I don't blame Kara for hating her son. Especially considering the f*** up things he did in the past.
Bloom: We've only begun to scratch the surface of how bad Chandler was because of his dark side.
Sunset Shimmer: Yeah what Chandler did because of his dark side was horrible.
Pipsqueak: (British Accent) It was terrible.
Sunburn: Yeah it sure was horrible.
Gravattack: It's awful that Chandler was doing all that because of his dark side.
Brain Freezer: I don't blame him for wanting to stay back. Lets do it!
They fired waves of fire and energy and smashed him down.
Bloom: YEAH!
Sunset Shimmer: That was amazing!
Flora, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Life Skylanders, Crashhopper, Thunder and Lightning VS Manboy - The Tickler, Lipp Cervas and Filthy Phil will make great recruits
Manboy was next.
Man Boy: (to Flora) The Tickler, Lipp Cervas and Filthy Phil will make great recruits. But do fighting them today count as usual battles?
Flora: They do because I think Ophelia, Yumi and Catherine wanted to test their skills on funny guys. Also Lily knows these guys too.
Fluttershy: She did really amazing against them too.
Tornado Bolt: I agree. And we're glad she has experiences with them.
Stealth Elf: Yeah no kidding.
Crashhopper: No kidding. Awesome.
Manboy: That is amazing though. Lets do it!
They fired waves of leaves, flowers and grass and smashed him down.
Flora: OH YEAH!
Fluttershy: That was fun.
Layla, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Astrodactyl, Jessie, James, Meowth and Wobbuffet VS The Toiletnator - Master Roshi and Shen hating each other
The Toiletnator was next.
Toiletnator: (to Layla) Master Roshi and Shen really hate each other, don't they? And to think they used to be close friends back then.
Layla: Blame King Piccolo for that. He overpowered Master Roshi's master and disgraced him and Shen snapped and wanted Roshi and his students all dead.
Starlight Glimmer: I just can't believe that he turned into a terrible enemy.
Cozy Glow: Yeah it was awful.
Hex: What Shen is doing was terrible. He needs to be stopped.
Astrodactyl: Yeah Shen has no honor now.
Toiletnator: No kidding. Lets do it!
They fired waves of stars, magic, bones and water and smashed him down.
Layla: ALL RIGHT!
Starlight Glimmer: That was amazing!
Musa, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Walkatrout, Starlight Glimmer and Thorax VS Diabolico - Shen is a totally dishonorable slimeball
Diabolico was next.
Diabolico: (to Musa) Shen is a totally dishonorable slimeball. Almost like the late Queen Bansheera.
Musa: Yeah no kidding! And he used to have honor too. But it was because of King Piccolo that he was lost to the darkness.
Rainbow Dash: Yeah no kidding. King Piccolo was a powerful foe and he really gave Goku an amazing challenge.
Scootaloo: He sure did and it was really strange how King Piccolo and Kami were both one.
Rainbow Dash: Wait a second! If the dark sides of the Loud Siblings and many of their friends came from them do you think it's possible that they will be like how Kami and Piccolo were?
Diabolico: Hmm. That is highly possible. Kami and Piccolo were both one and when Kami casted him aside he made a separate being. But they were linked and that shows that if one of them dies they both suffer the same fate. So that probably means the same for the Louds.
Rainbow Dash: Oh man. Locking them in crystal was a good idea.
Whirlwind: It sure was.
Walkatrout: I agree too.
Diabolico: I am glad that you thought that. Lets do it!
They fired waves of rainbows, wind and lightning and music and smashed him down.
Musa: OH YEAH BABY!
Rainbow Dash: That was AWESOME!
Tecna, Pinkie Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Shocksquatch, Chompy Mage and Cynder VS Riddler - Katarou is a powerful fighter that fights dirty
The Riddler was next.
Riddler: (to Tecna) Katarou is a powerful fighter that fights dirty. But it doesn't take a riddle to know that he's not worth killing.
Tecna; (British Accent) Yeah he is not worth it to kill.
Pinkie Pie: He may be a dirty fighter but he is a worthy foe. Eli is having fun with him though.
Featherweight: Yeah he sure is.
Eli and Katarou were really going at each other.
Sprocket: Wow. Eli is really going at him.
Shocksquatch: Yeah no kidding.
Riddler: He sure is fighting well. Lets do it!
They fired waves of lasers, lightning, metal and gears and smashed him down.
Tecna: That was fun!
Pinkie Pie: BEST USUAL BATTLE EVER!
Roxy, Trixie Lulamoon, Triple Berry, Ransik and Nadira VS Zexion
Zexion was next.
Zexion: Shen is a monster.
Roxy: You're not kidding there.
Trixie Lulamoon: He is not worthy of the title of sensei.
Triple Berry: Yeah no kidding there.
Zexion: He sure is a monster. Lets do it!
They fired waves of magic and nature energy and smashed him down.
Roxy: ALL RIGHT!
Trixie Lulamoon: An amazing victory for The Great and Powerful Trixie!
Stella (Winx Club), Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, The Worst, Michael Morningstar and Sunny Tennyson VS Chalmers - Himiko's new Hero Outfit
Chalmers was next.
Chalmers: (to Stella) I personally like Himiko's new Hero Outfit. What do you think?
Stella: I think it's really amazing myself and Leni and Maria made a really beautiful outfit.
Applejack: I agree and it's really well made.
Apple Bloom: Yeah it sure is pretty.
Flashwing: I think it's cool.
The Worst: I agree.
Chalmers: I'm glad you all think so. Leni and Maria did a great job. Lets do it!
They fired waves of light, earth, apples, crystal and rock and smashed him down.
Stella: ALL RIGHT!
Applejack: YEEHAW! That was great!
Rice Fitzgerald, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Kickin Hawk, Gulper and Grave Clobber VS Simon Maddicks A.K.A. Killer Shrike - Karate Island is amazing
Killer Shrike was next.
Killer Shrike: (to Rice) Karate Island is amazing! Even though it was designed as a trap.
Rice Fitzgerald: I agree too and it's an amazing challenge mysef.
Princess Luna: It sure is amazing.
Moondust: It's quite a challenge and it has a of of great and funny fighters too.
Snowdrop: They sure were great.
Gari: I think so too.
Blackout: Yeah I agree too.
Kickin Hawk: Same here.
Killer Shrike: It sure will be an awesome challenge. Lets do it!
They fired waves of energy and darkness and smashed him down.
Rice Fitzgerald: OH YEAH!
Princess Luna: A true victory of the night!
Fiona Hernandez the Uria, Lord of Searing Flames Gene-Slammer, Himiko Toga, Ibara Shiozaki, Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon, RD Lola and Misty Tredwell VS Kimberly Ann Hart the Pink Ranger Slayer
Pink Ranger Slayer was next.
Pink Ranger Slayer: This is gonna be amazing to see what each of the students of U.A. High can do.
Fiona Hernandez: It sure will be awesome. It'll be so awesome to see more of the students of U.A. High and see what their powers can do. J.D. made a special event for everyone to see not only our powers in action but theirs as well.
Pink Ranger Slayer: This will be so awesome. And Himiko your outfit looks really amazing! Leni and Maria did a great job making it for you.
Himiko Toga: They sure did and I chose my hero name too. I picked Lady Elementa.
Pink Ranger Slayer: That's a great hero name for you.
Himiko Toga: I'm glad you think so.
Ibara Shiozaki: It'll be awesome to see my friends again ever since I joined the team.
Apple Bloom: I hope we get amazing footage of the entire battle.
Sweetie Belle: That would be so awesome to see.
Scootaloo: It sure will.
Diamond Tiara: That will be fun too.
Silver Spoon: It sure will be awesome.
Misty Tredwell: I'll have to have one of us bring our video camera for the event so we can see it.
Pink Ranger Slayer: That's a great idea Misty. Maybe Carly can do it because she is a journalist.
Misty Tredwell: That's a great idea.
Pink Ranger Slayer: Yeah. Lets do it!
They fired waves of fire and energy and elements and smashed her down.
Fiona Hernandez: FIRE WINS!
Cutie Mark Crusaders: CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS VICTORY! YAY!
Himiko Toga: That was so much fun!
Marie Hernandez the Gene-Slammer of Hamon, Lord of Striking Thunder, Frozen Fright, Thunder Terror, Magma Gloom, Toxic Horror, Louie PoisonSea, RD Lincoln and Elena VS Weddinmon
Weddinmon was next.
Weddinmon: I wonder how many villains we have left after J.D. destroyed many of them in the world of MHA?
Marie Hernandez: Boy that's a good question. But it'll be good when we liberate the world from all those evil villains and they will make great members of the M.O.E.
Frozen Fright: I agree there. Nine, Dark Himiko, Trumpet and Tomura are now in the group so we'll find good archenemies for them in the future when we come on April 7th.
Thunder Terror: Yeah it will be awesome to see who they get paired up with.
Magma Gloom: Yeah it sure will be awesome.
Toxic Terror: Yeah I agree with you all there.
Louie PoisonSea: This will be fun to see.
Weddinmon: I agree. Lets do it!
They fired waves of lightning and elements and smashed her down.
Marie Hernandez: LIGHTNING WINS!
Fearful 5: FEARFUL 5 WINS!
Nicole Hernandez the Raviel, Lord of Phantasms Gene-Slammer, Star Swirl the Bearded, Rockhoof, Somnambula, Mistmane, Flash Magnus, Mage Meadowbrook, Gusty the Great, Clover the Clever, RD Lucy and Carly Atlas VS Marcel Bonaparte
Marcel was next.
Marcel: Nanettes Ambassador Missions have been very memorable over the last few days.
Nicole Hernandez: They sure were and it was also very eventful for all of us. We cured Himiko and we wiped out many of the enemies of the school. All locked into the Book of Vile Darkness.
Star Swirl: Thank goodness for that.
Rockhoof: (Scottish Accent) Aye. They had it coming.
Somnambula: (Egyptian Accent) I have a feeling they will be better with the M.O.E. than with that world.
Mistmane: I have that same feeling myself.
Flash Magnus: It will be awesome to see who they pick as their archenemies.
Mage Meadowbrook: Same here.
Gusty the Great: I can't wait to see that.
Clover the Clever: Me too.
Carly Atlas: It'll be awesome to see who each of the students will get as their archenemies in the future too.
Marcel: It sure will. Lets do it!
They fired waves of darkness and elements and smashed him down.
Nicole Hernandez: DARKNESS WINS!
Star Swirl: That was fun!
Samurai Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Nico, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Lucrecia Crescent, Lana, Lola and Lily VS Grinataur
Grinataur was next.
Nico: This will be fun!
Nico teleported and opened Grinataur's safe and in it was a bunch of swords called the Defenders of The Speed Force, they're large swords with the symbols of speed etched on the 6'7" massive, wide, double-edged, man-sized blades, large colored angel wings for the crossguards, large colored gems for the hilts, longer black handles, and large colored gems surrounded by angel wings for the pommels. Once in hand, they'll get a massive power and energy increase.
Nico teleported with the swords.
Samurai Rangers: IT'S MORPHIN TIME! SAMURAIZER! GO GO SAMURAI!
Antonio: SAMURAI MORPHER! GOLD POWER!
They transformed and they were ready!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! SAMURAI!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Samurai Rangers too!
Nico: Time for some action!
Jayden: FIRE BUSTER CANNON MODE!
He summoned the the Fire Buster and it was a cannon and Nico activated his Mermaid Disk on it and they loaded the disks. They fired waves of elements and energy and the blasts all smashed into Grinataur and he exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
He was dead!
Jayden: Samurai Rangers, Victory is ours.
Nico: Grinataur you have failed this world.
Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.
We regrouped and Eli kicked Katarou down and he was knocked out and tied up.
Emma: Time for us to show you real martial arts!
Casey smiled, proud of Emma's words.
Nico: It's BUTTKICKING TIME!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! SAMURAI!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Samurai Rangers again!
I punched Shen in the face.
Shen: YOU RETCH! DODON RAY!
He fired a Dodon Ray blast at me and I deflected it back at him and it hit him and exploded!
KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!
He was knocked down by the explosion.
We punched and kicked Shen all over the place.
Cyrenox, Sobtjek, and Lanker blasted and smashed Chen all over the place
Me: I've had it with you Shen.
I raised my hands to form a normal size Spirit Bomb!
(GOKU'S SPIRIT BOMB THEME PLAYS)
Lucy, Elita, Lugnut and Kurumu used the Earth and Autobot Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Lucy and Kurumu's powers, had a cannon pop out of Lugnut's seat side and enhanced Elita's weapons 100-fold.
Lucy Loud and Elita One: DARKNESS LASER STORM!
Lugnut and Kurumu: SPEEDING SUCCUBUS MEGABLAST!
Captain Cold and Qin: ICE FLAME MEGA BARRAGE!
Vanitas and Spiderman: DARKNESS SPIDER BLAST!
Waffle Woman and Tara: FLAMING WAFFLE BARRAGE!
Ghost and Ariel: MERMAID GHOST FIRESTORM!
Pete and Penny: DIAMOND FLAME FURY!
Trickster and Raimundo: WIND TRICK BLAST!
Box Ghost and Omi: WATER GHOST BLAST!
Ssserpent and Kimiko: FIRE SNAKE BLAST!
Onyx and Clay: EARTH CYCLONE STORM!
Tracer and Rojo: OVERWATCH JUPITER BLAST!
Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders and Aniya Florrentine: STARS OF UNDEAD SPIDERS!
They fired waves of elements and energy!
Aniya Florentine, Tien, Laney and Nico: SPIDER STYLE MARTIAL ARTS BLAST!
They fired waves of elements and energy.
Lincoln: KARATE ELEMENT STYLE: GOJU-RYU!
R. Mika: KARATE LIGHT STYLE: KYOKUSHIN!
Menat: KARATE STAR STYLE: SHITO-RYU!
Makoto (Street Fighter): KARATE LIGHT STYLE: SHORIN-RYU!
Ibuki: KARATE DARK STYLE: SHOTOKAN!
Elena (Street Fighter): KARATE EARTH STYLE: WADO-RYU!
Decapre: KARATE WIND STYLE: ASHIHARA!
Entrapta: KARATE LIGHTNING STYLE: ISSHIN-RYU!
Frosta: KARATE ICE STYLE: KISHIMOTODI!
Mai Shiranui: KARATE FIRE STYLE: SEIDO JUKU!
Juri Han: KARATE DARK STYLE: SHUDOKHAN!
Yuna Kamihara: KARATE WATER STYLE: TENSHINKAN!
Tatsumaki: KARATE WIND STYLE: UECHI-RYU!
Toph: KARATE EARTH STYLE: YOSHUKAI!
Shantae: KARATE MAGIC STYLE: SHOREI-RYU!
They fired waves of elements and they formed into fighters doing said fighting styles.
Lincoln and his harem: KARATE FINAL SMASH: KARATE SMACKDOWN!
They performe various styles of karate to lay a smackdown all over Master Shen.
The energy poured into me and it was ready.
Me: Now for this.
I formed a Spirit Bomb as big as a basketball and then threw it and it hit Shen and exploded with incredible power!
He screamed in pain as he was being destroyed!
Shen: DAMN YOU TO HELL J.D. KNUDSON!
The blasts hit him and a massive explosion blasted out of the tower and obliterated him into nothing! HE WAS COMPLETELY DESTROYED!
HE WAS DEAD FOR GOOD!
Toiletnator: That's it for Shen.
Tien: You said it.
Diabolico: And Katarou's in prison.
Riddler: The biggest riddle will be if he's going to join us.
Chalmers: Only time will tell.
Me: Yep.
Killer Shrike: Now, what do we do with this island?
Nico: Use it as a training ground for you guys.
Riddler: Awesome!
?: I will tear every last one of you to shreds for what you did in killing me!
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting around Lincoln, Linka, TLPS Ms. Tarantula's, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the eight large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lucy, Lars, and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lola and Lexx Loud's and Steven Universe's legs, the eight large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the eight emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the eight large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the eight large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam, Lana, and Leif Loud's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Loud and Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Lori, TLPS Mr. Shark, Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni and Loni Loud's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Luan, TLPS Mr. Snake, and Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Laney and Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa and Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily and Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eight large white orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, especially when we heard that familiar voice and Wolverine caught the scent.
Wolverine: That scent and voice, I knew there's no mistaking it. You can come out now, Sabretooth.
A figure came out, and it was none other than our old enemy, Victor Creed A.K.A. Sabretooth, and he was pissed off big time.
Wolverine: Sabretooth. I should've known you'd show up again, you just don't even know when to quit, do you?!
Sabretooth: And now that I'm back, I'll enjoy tearing out your throat, Logan!
Wolverine got out his claws, and he and Sabretooth began attacking each other, slashing at each other with their claws, and with every slash from their claws, blood was being spilled all over the place.
Lincoln: Whoa, this is no ordinary fight we're witnessing, this is a bloodbath!
Nico: A nasty one, Lincoln. But, this is nothing to be worried about, not with Wolverine's healing factor, along with Sabretooth's healing factor.
And as expected, Wolverine's healing factor then kicked in, and his slash marks on his body are being healed, and the same went with Sabretooth's slash marks. The two of them continued tearing at each other with their claws, spilling more blood, and their wounds continuing to be healed.
Sam Simpson: Alright, that's it. Someone needs to put a stop to this bloodbath, before this entire island is stained with blood.
Suddenly, Sam Simpson's green eyes turned neon green, and she was surrounded by a green energy aura with flames and wolves, she unholstered her massive Defender of W.H.O.O.P. and International Defender of Spy Security swords from her back, and as she approached Sabretooth, she left green energy, green flames, and wolves with every step.
Sam Simpson: You really make me sick, Sabretooth, you attack innocent people who get in your way and go on a rampage whenever you feel like it. You have no concern about the consequences for your own actions, and for that, I'm putting you down once and for all!
Suddenly, Sam Simpson was surrounded by a massive vortex of green energy with green flames surrounding it, there's a wolf running around the vortex, and in the vortex is an orange phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Sam Simpson emerged, but she was changed forever.
(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)
Sam Simpson grew to 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess and has green highlights in the bangs of her long flowing orange hair, she has neon green eyes and a green energy aura with green flames and wolves surrounding her, she has a fire wolf with the Fire Kanji in its claws emblazoned on her forehead, she has on wolf head stud earrings with green jewels for the eyes and the Fire Kanji on its head, and she also has a wolf head with green gems for the eyes and the Fire Kanji on top of its head for the second pendant of her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with green gems on the gold lightning bolts and green crystals from her Crystal Necklace of The Buddha which merged with her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love. Sam Simpson has on a long long-sleeved green coat with green flames and wolves on the coattails and right on the back is the logo of WHOOP with a wolf and flames around it, a short-sleeved green blouse, green shirt with an orange phoenix on it, green pants with flames on the legs, green leather ankle-high combat boots, and she has on a Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger.
Suddenly, Sam Simpson's massive Defender of WHOOP and International Defender of Spy Security swords began merging together, and were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of green energy, flames, and wolves, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Wepwawet' Emerald Fire Sword of Espionage Justice, it's a new large sword with a 6'9" massive, wide, double-edged emerald green blade with the Egyptian God of War, Wepwawet, with Egyptian Hieroglyphs around him, etched on it, large green wolf heads with orange gems for eyes for the crossguard, large orange gem for the hilt, longer black handle, and four large green wolf heads with orange gems for the eyes and large orange gems in its mouths for the pommel. Sam Simpson has on her new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with green gems on her wrists, gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold wolf head with orange gems for the eyes and a large green gem in its open mouth for the belt buckle, large green Spellbook of The Gods and The Universe and large green Universal Spellbook of The Elemental Forces on her left hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her right hip. There's an orange kanji below the logo of WHOOP that said, "Sam Simpson, Great Friend of Clover, Alex, and Jerry, Loving Daughter of Gabriella, Agent of WHOOP, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Destroyer of WHOOP's Many International Enemies, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Flames, Wolves, and Espionage."
サム・シンプソン、クローバーの親友、アレックス、ジェリー、ガブリエラの愛する娘、WHOOPのエージェント、リンカーン・ラウドの愛する未来の妻、WHOOPの多くの国際的な敵の駆逐艦、悪の殺し屋、狂った、殺人、冷酷、そしてサディスティックな野郎、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、そして炎、オオカミ、そしてスパイのマスター
Sam Simpson has transformed into SUPER ANGEL INFINITY DIVINE EMERALD FIRESTORM WOLF ANGEL OF INFERNO JUSTICE AND DIVINE LOVE!
We were amazed by Sam Simpson's Super Angel Infinity transformation, including Clover and Alex, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face and hearts in his eyes. But, when Sabretooth saw it, he fell into an animalistic feral rage and tried to kill her, but Lincoln attacked him with the Vibranium sword Nico gave him, leaving a very nasty scar on his chest, and we saw that his wound wasn't even healing, and Sabretooth roared in agonizing pain.
Lincoln: Animal. Don't you know it's impolite to attack a lady?
Nico: Yeah, you tell him, Lincoln.
Wolverine: Nice save, kid.
Clover: That animal tried to attack Sammie, that was really rude.
Alex: But, Lincoln saved her, and he left quite the nasty scar on Sabretooth with that Vibranium sword Nico gave him.
Lincoln: And Sam, you look beautiful. How do you feel?
Sam Simpson: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Inferno Wolf and Espionage Love) I feel incredible, Linky, and now, shall the three of us put that animal down for good?
Lincoln: (Smiles) With pleasure, Sam.
Wolverine: Sorry, Victor, but it's time for us to end this rivalry once and for all, and this time, stay dead.
Lincoln unholstered his improved massive Sword of Universal Hope and Elemental Bravery from his wider and muscular back and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, and he and Wolverine joined Sam Simpson.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Voice of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope) This is the last time we'll deal with you, Sabretooth.
Sam Simpson, Lincoln, and Wolverine went after Sabretooth, and they fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, green energy, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time Energy, Gravity, Magic, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, Buffalo, and Wolves at Sabretooth, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him. Then, Wolverine slashed at Sabretooth again with his claws, spilling more blood. Then, Sam Simpson and Lincoln attacked him with the Vibranium sword, and that disabled his healing factor even more, and Lincoln shoved the sword right into Sabretooth's stomach, as he howled in agony. Then, Lincoln got behind Sabretooth, and he plunged his large left hand into Sabretooth's chest, and ripped out his beating heart.
Lincoln: Nice snack.
Lincoln devoured Sabretooth's heart, and Sabretooth died after having his heart ripped out. Then, as his spirit appeared, Sam Simpson chained him up with rainbow energy chains, so he couldn't go after Wolverine again, and then, she marked his forehead with a kanji, and as she, Lincoln, and Wolverine got back, Sabretooth was confronted by those he'd killed, and when he was found guilty, Sabretooth's evil spirt was erased from existence forever, and we also assimilated Sabretooth's powers. We cheer wildly for what Wolverine, Sam Simpson, and Lincoln did, as they holster their swords and sheathe their claws and power down, and Sam Simpson's new body, clothes, weapons, and jewelry are permanent. Suddenly, Sam Simpson felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive orange angel wings with green tips, sprouted out from her back.
Wolverine: Rest in Hell, Victor, and may you never return from the dead again.
Sam Simpson: And this time, stay dead. Thanks for helping me deal with Sabretooth, Logan, and you too, Linky.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Sam.
Suddenly, Sam Simpson wrapped her arms around Lincoln's waist, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around Sam Simpson's waist, and brought her into an embrace, which took her by surprise and that brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to her face, they kissed passionately as she wraps her left arm around his wider and muscular back, and her left hand on his massive and wide right pec, and right behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, and Angel flying in the air, and we also saw a herd of Buffalo and wolves running around and howling and the display of the elemental forces behind them, and we cheered for them.
Me: Now, that's awesome.
Nico: You said it, bro.
Clover: I'm so proud of Sam.
Alex (Totally Spies): She's come a long way, and she transformed and she, along with Wolverine and Lincoln, destroyed Sabretooth, and sent him to The Black Gates.
Lincoln: That's right, and tomorrow, Clover's going to transform. But, I can't help but get the feeling that Mandy's going to try and break out to get revenge on us for tossing her butt in prison years ago.
Lori: Same here, bro. But, if that spoiled psychotic bitch breaks out of prison, you and Clover will send her right back to prison.
Lincoln: Yeah, and of course, I have another punishment for her: she'll also be subjected to the humiliations, alongside Flip, Lewis Travolta, and Billy McLean.
Nico: Ooh, now that's perfect, big guy.
Me: Awesome, and I can't wait to see what Clover's got in store for humiliating that bitch, Mandy.
Nico: Yeah. But this was great! Great job everyone.
Tien: I'm sorry about what my former teacher did.
Me: It's not your fault Master Tien. What Shen became he brought all on himself.
Laney: Yeah he had it coming.
Tien: Yeah. (To the viewers) What Master Shen did was awful and he had it coming. He needed to be stopped or else.
Nico: Yeah. Shen crossed a huge line. But at least we made sure he would never return.
Lana: Good riddance.
Lola: Yeah.
Nico: But at least we saved Kara.
Laney: Thank goodness.
Nico: Yeah. Lets head home everyone.
We went back home and Kara decided that she would have to one day repair her relationship with Chandler. It was not going to be easy. But it was going to have to happen one way or another. Laney decided to spend some time with Kara to help her out. We later enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep.
THE END
Another awesome fanfiction done.
This was an awesome and really fun chapter! Karate Island was a great episode from SpongeBob and that was so funny how SpongeBob back in 2005. It was made in honor of the great legendary actor Pat Morita and he was well known for his acting in the Karate Kid Movies and many movies that I have known for years. He will be a legend for many years to come. He will never be forgotten.
R.I.P. Pat Morita: June 28, 1932 – November 24, 2005.
CONCENTRATE!
The episode Karate Island aired 6 months after he died. It aired on May 12, 2006.
The first part was for Earthworm Jim 2 and that was one of my favorite games from my youth. The second part was for Hot Shots Part Deux and that movie was so funny! It was really funny! NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Etstheclarencefan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Nico's next rescue is gonna be in the world of the movie A Cure For Wellness and Nico and Leif are going to the Beelitz-Heilstätten which was once a German Military Hospital. Also they are going to take down Colicrensis Gene-Slammer named Noralai Coramenshikov from Ukraine and she is one of Nico's friends that wants to be an airplane pilot. The next rescue for Lincoln is gonna take place in the world of Naruto and they are going to The Blood Prison to kill Mui and stop him from hurting the Blood Prison Inmates and also they are going to kill many of the prisoners there and recruit Ryuzetsu. Lincoln is also going to meet a Firewing Pegasus Gene-Slammer named Ophelia Nefertiti and she is from Lincoln's Music class and she has a great story about how she stopped Lori from going after Rita and Lincoln in a nasty rampage after Lori had her phone taken away. The next chapter is gonna be an awesome video game chapter as we go help Scott Pilgram and kill his girlfriends evil ex boyfriends. We're going to make those chauvinistic buttfaces pay.
See you all tomorrow.
