Over by RIPCOT or the Really Impressive Prototype City Of next Tuesday, Nico, Julie and Lori were walking around. It was gonna be a really silly and funny adventure.

Nico: Thanks for coming with me, Julie.

Julie Yamamoto: No problem Nico. This is gonna be so awesome to go on an amazing rescue with you.

Nico: Glad you're gonna have fun.

Lori: This is literally gonna be so awesome. Lincoln, Luna and the Ripping Friends are a great team on the team.

Nico: (Laughs) They sure are. And the Ripping Friends all live in a really amazing city too.

Julie Yamamoto: This will be so fun.

Nico: Julie, I know that you and Ben aren't a couple anymore. But look on the bright side. At least you two shared special moments with each other.

Julie Yamamoto: That's true Nico and we went on amazing adventures in space and on many awesome planets. It's so awesome.

Nico: It sure is and you saw things that no human can even fathom long before the team formed. That is awesome.

Lori: It literally is.

Julie Yamamoto: It sure is.

Nico: I'm sorry you and Ben broke up. That must've hurt him a lot.

Julie Yamamoto: It did but at least he's happy with Riley.

Lori: We're glad though.

Nico: It could've been a lot worse. You and him could've broken up over a video game and you probably would've cheated on him with a random French photographer.

Julie and Lori laughed.

Julie Yamamoto: (Laughs) That's true. But no I wouldn't go that far.

Lori: (Laughs) That is literally funny though.

Nico: Yeah.

Julie Yamamoto: But I would not want a Random French Photographer.

Nico: But I'm sure you'll find someone else who will be a perfect boyfriend to you.

Lori: There's literally plenty of fish in the sea out there.

Julie Yamamoto: That's true. Metaphorically speaking. Me and Ben would compete over lots of things. One time in Minigolf, Ben used Brainstorm and did a REALLY Impossible shot that

was really crazy.

Nico: Wow! That must've been a shot that defied the laws of physics and possibility.

Julie Yamamoto: Oh it was.

Lori: We'll have to see that if we go to Hole In Wonderland.

Nico: That would be something to see.

Julie Yamamoto: You'll be shocked when you see it.

Suddenly…

FFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTT!

Nico: Oh man! Lori did you cut the cheese?!

Lori: That literally wasn't me this time! It was from up there!

They saw STINKY BUTT! An Evil version of him!

Nico: We're used to fighting Stinky Butt. This evil version of him will be no problem.

Julie Yamamoto: And we just have to light his farts on fire.

Lori: This looks like a job for…

Lori's eyes turned red and she spun around and she was enveloped in a tornado of fire and she turned into LORI VOLCANA!

Lori: LORI VOLCANA!

Nico: YEAH!

?: Let me help too!

A Galvanic Mechamorph came!

Nico: Whoa! A Galvanic Mechamorph.

Galvanic Mechamorph: (In a girls voice) Been a long time Nico.

Nico: Whoa Lola Ferrington! Its been a while.

Lola Ferrington: We can catch up after we take down this evil version of Loki's archenemy.

Nico: You got it.

They flew up to Evil Stinky Butt.

Nico: We haven't seen your Volcana form for a while.

Lori: No we literally haven't.

They flew up to Evil Stinky Butt.

Nico: HEY FARTFIGNEWTON!

Evil Stinky Butt.

Lori Volcana: Lets see if your farts can handle the heat!

Lori fired a powerful blast of fire and it hit Evil Stinky butt and then…

KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!

He exploded and was burned to a crisp! OUCH!

He fell to the ground and then…

THUD! OUCH!

Lola Ferrington reverted back and she was a girl with long green hair and green eyes and she was dressed in all green clothes.

Lola Ferrington: That was great!

Julie Yamamoto: What's your favorite memory of Nico?

Nico: You'll like this Julie. She is an amazing tennis star like you.

Julie Yamamoto: Really? Wow that is amazing.

Lola Ferrington: I'm also a computer whiz and a great tinkerer. Tennis is one sport that I excel at greatly like Nico. We used to play in the 2 on 2 Tennis Matches and me and Nico won the tournaments together. We even won Wimbleton.

Nico: Good times. That was so awesome.

Julie Yamamoto: Wow! That is cool! You'll have to show me your skills sometime.

Lola Ferrington: I would be honored.

Nico and Lola then hugged.

Nico: I really missed you.

Lola Ferrington: Same here Nico.

Lori: You'll be a great addition to the team Lola.

Julie Yamamoto: Same here and it will be so awesome.

Lola Ferrington: Thanks Julie and Lori.

They later went back home and Evil Stinky Butt was thrown in jail.


After Nico's rescue, Lincoln, Nico, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lincoln's harem, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, Sima Shi, Sima Zhao, Sun Jian, Guo Jia, Zhang Bao, Guan Xing, Cao Cao, Liu Bei, Sun Quan, Sima Yi, Jiang Wei, Yukimura Sanada (Samurai Warriors), Keiji Maeda (Samurai Warriors), Kanetsugu Naoe (Samurai Warriors), Hanzo Hattori (Samurai Warriors), Musashi Miyamoto (Samurai Warriors), Heathcliff, Sonja (Heathcliff), Riff-Raff, Hector (Heathcliff), Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, and Shope are heading to the world of the episode Popeye Meets Sindbad the Sailor, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the eighteen girls, but we're also going to take down Sindbad and have him sent to Vypra, as a new member of The Masters of Evil.

Lincoln: Wow, we're in the episode Popeye Meets Sindbad the Sailor, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the eighteen girls, but we're also going to take down Sindbad and have him sent to Vypra, as a new member of The Masters of Evil.

Me: That's right, big guy. I saw this episode long ago when I was a kid, and it was so awesome!

Nico: Hope you packed some spinach for this one, Lincoln.

Lincoln: (Smirks) I did, Nico. Trust me, this is going to be one awesome fight.

TLPS Mr. Wolf: And we got word that the Roaring Ocean Snake Gene-Slammer is here, and why do I have the feeling that she has something very dark to reveal to us about Flip?

Me: (Growls) As if that cheapskate can't sink any lower than he is right now.

Lincoln: Whatever it is, we'll hold off on pelting him with rotten foods and other harmful objects after we hear the full story. And thanks for joining us, Shope.

Shope: You're welcome, Lincoln. I've heard about the rescues you and Nico have gone on, and now, I'm also joining in.

?: HELP!

Suddenly, Lincoln heard the sound of eighteen girls calling for help. With his deep sapphire blue cyborg eyes and superhuman sight, along with sensing energy signals, he saw and heard exactly where the call for help was coming from. He saw the eighteen girls, but they've been tied up by Sindbad the Sailor, and are hanging over a pool of sharks.

Lincoln: Guys, I've found the eighteen girls, but they've been tied up by Sindbad the Sailor, and they're hanging over a pool of sharks.

?: (Seadog Accent) That no-good, overgrown, bottom feeder! Let's get him!

We then saw the Roaring Ocean Snake slither in front of us.

Lincoln: There's no mistaking that seadog accent from anywhere, I knew it was you, Anya Rodriguez. But, we'll have to talk later, right now, we've got a rotten sailor to clobber.

We rushed on over, and Lincoln fired a powerful barrage of rainbow energy balls and elemental forces, which hits Sindbad, and Lincoln got the eighteen girls out of their bounds, and they hid behind us. When Sindbad saw us, he was really mad.

Sindbad the Sailor: Who do you think you are?!

Lincoln: Someone who's about to give you the worst pummeling of your life!

Lincoln took out a large jumbo can of spinach, he turned his left pointer finger into a claw, and opens the can, and he swallows and devours the spinach.

GULP! DING!

Lincoln flexed his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and in his abnormally massive and powerful biceps are the images of cannons firing, and the image of a ship firing cannons was on his chest. Then, Lincoln swooped in, and he began pulverizing Sindbad the Sailor like crazy, and he knocked Sindbad out with a powerful Hurricane Left-Hook, and he tied him up in a rainbow energy straitjacket and rainbow energy chains.

Lincoln: That's it for this rotten seadog. (To Anya Rodriguez) And it's so good to see you again, Anya Rodriguez.

Anya Rodriguez: (Seadog Accent) Aye, you too, Lincoln. It's been a long time.

They went up to each other and they hugged, and Anya Rodriguez was very surprised at just how much taller and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him.

Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you when you were twelve, and as you can see, I have grown a lot since then.

Anya Rodriguez: (Seadog Accent) Aye, indeed, lad you've really grown a lot from the eleven-year-old cute little boy into a 17-year-old 7'0" tall and very handsome and manly teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, that's so awesome.

Nico: Wow, Lincoln, you know her?

Lincoln: Yeah, I do, Nico. This is Anya Rodriguez, she's a sailor from Maine, and she knows everything about the ocean.

Nico: Awesome, and since she's a sailor and has a seadog accent, she'll get along great with the seadogs of the team.

Anya Rodriguez: (Seadog Accent) And I've also got something to reveal about that rotten, mutated, bottom feeder, Flip. But, you'll hear about it later.

Lincoln: Right, now, let's get you back to normal, Anya. Boys, cover your eyes. Hold still, Anya, this is going to hurt.

Me, Nico, Eli, and the rest of the boys covered our eyes as Lincoln snapped his fingers, and Anya was reverting back to normal. Anya Rodriguez is a beautiful 17-year-old girl with long light blue hair going to the upper part of her back, blue eyes, blue lipstick, fair skin, she's 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, and she has massive blue angel wings, as she reigned in the power of Roaring Ocean Snake.

Lincoln: How do you feel, Anya?

Anya Rodriguez: (Seadog Accent) Good (Realizes she's in her birthday suit) But, I'm also in my birthday suit.

Lincoln gave Anya Rodriguez her new wardrobe, a short-sleeved blue blouse and short-sleeved blue shirt with an ocean blue phoenix on it, ocean blue skirt with Roaring Ocean Snake on it, blue pants, blue sneakers, and a long blue sleeveless trenchcoat with snakes and ocean waves on the coattails and Roaring Ocean Snake on the back, and on her back is a large Roaring Ocean Snake-themed sword with a 6'5" massive, wide, double-edged, man-sized blue blade with the Roaring Ocean Snake etched on it, large snake heads for the crossguard, large ocean blue gem for the hilt, longer black handle, and a large blue gem surrounded by angel wings for the pommel.

Anya Rodriguez: (Seadog Accent) Wow, I love the new outfit and sword you made for me, Lincoln.

Suddenly, a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Anya Rodriguez's neck with blue gems on the gold lightning bolts and ocean blue crystals links from her new Crystal Necklace of the Buddha.

Anya Rodriguez: (Seadog Accent)(Surprised) Whoa, is this...?

Lincoln: Yep, that's a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Anya.

Anya Rodriguez had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes, as Lincoln wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist and he leaned down and he kissed her on the lips, and she returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the eighteen girls here, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them. The eighteen girls are Koizumi Akira, Amakasu Maki, Arigase Ryouko, and Umemiya Yuuki from Iketeru Futari, Saphentite Neikes the Lamia, Arahnia Taranterra Arachnida the Spider Girl, Dione Nephilim the Giant, Illy the Harpy, Kay Arte the Centaur, Kunai Zenow the Zombie, Lorna Arte the Centaur, Lulala Heine the Mermaid, Meme Redon the Cyclops, Skadi Dragenfelt the Dragon Girl, and Tisalia Scythia the Centaur from Monster Girl Doctor, Sharon Areru, Makoto Kotobuki, and Sophia Rayleigh from Numan Athletics.

Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Koizumi Akira, Amakasu Maki, Arigase Ryouko, Umemiya Yuuki, Saphentite Neikes the Lamia, Arahnia Taranterra Arachnida the Spider Girl, Dione Nephilim the Giant, Illy the Harpy, Kay Arte the Centaur, Kunai Zenow the Zombie, Lorna Arte the Centaur, Lulala Heine the Mermaid, Meme Redon the Cyclops, Skadi Dragenfelt the Dragon Girl, Tisalia Scythia the Centaur, Sharon Areru, Makoto Kotobuki, and Sophia Rayleigh.

Nicole: From Iketeru Futari, Monster Girl Doctor, and Numan Athletics, awesome.

Lincoln: Are you girls okay?

Koizumi Akira: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.

Then, when Koizumi Akira and the other seventeen girls saw who it was that saved them from Sindbad the Sailor, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old 7'0" tall, handsome, bare-chested hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead, golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive and wide right pec and it was surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his wider and more muscular back, and right on top was the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, and Buffalo, and below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Lightning Storms, The Weather, and The Thirteen Elemental Forces, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, and Golden-Hearted Lover, Father of Many Kids, Son, and Future Husband, Descendant of The 17th Century Duke Lincoln of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, God of Truth and Justice, and Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it and a kanji that read "Spiciest Man of The Loud House" on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and a Mark of Manhood tattoo of a bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm.

He had his massive Sword of Universal Hope and Elemental Bravery holstered on his wider and muscular back, his orange Crystal Saber holstered on his left hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted orange bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, his large gold Cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive and indestructible deep sapphire blue angel wings and the stars and blue nebulae reflecting on them with rainbow tips on the large deep sapphire blue feathers, and he was dressed in an orange version of He Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, and Buffalo on them and with hanging mini silver lightning bolts held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with large orange gem for the belt buckle on his waist, a pair of large blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs with the orange kanjis "Savior of The Loud House, Powerful Student of Many Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of The Crusaders of The Thunderbird, and The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms" on the left legs, and large white leather combat boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on it, a large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts with a large deep sapphire blue gem in the shape of a Thunderbird on top of a silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on his neck and across his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, a large Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring on his left ring finger, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger, he had eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs, and circling around his feet on the floor are eight golden crosses with angelic runes.

Koizumi Akira: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.

Then, Lincoln made seventeen clones of himself, and he and the seventeen girls went up to the girls, and picked them up and hugged them in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrap their arms around the necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.

Koizumi Akira: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.

Suddenly, eighteen Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared around the necks of Koizumi Akira, Amakasu Maki, Arigase Ryouko, Umemiya Yuuki, Saphentite Neikes the Lamia, Arahnia Taranterra Arachnida the Spider Girl, Dione Nephilim the Giant, Illy the Harpy, Kay Arte the Centaur, Kunai Zenow the Zombie, Lorna Arte the Centaur, Lulala Heine the Mermaid, Meme Redon the Cyclops, Skadi Dragenfelt the Dragon Girl, Tisalia Scythia the Centaur, Sharon Areru, Makoto Kotobuki, and Sophia Rayleigh with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and crystals links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha. We return to the Estate, and we told everyone what'd happened, and they were shocked when they found out the villain we went after Sindbad the Sailor.

But, when Lincoln showed everyone what he did to that rotten seadog, they all cheered wildly for Lincoln and the rest of us, and they hugged us, and the girls in Lincoln's harem then went up to Lincoln, and they kissed him all over. Lincoln and Anya Rodriguez now have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back, and Lincoln handed the bound Sindbad the Sailor to Vypra, and he'll be made a new member of The Masters of Evil.


After pummeling Sindbad the Sailor, we were training intensely in the gym, this time, doing 150,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 9,500-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and when Anya Rodriguez saw Lincoln working out like crazy, she had an atomic red blush on her face.

Anya Rodriguez: (Seadog Accent) Great Neptune, Lincoln's really grown to be a 17-year-old 7'0" tall, really big, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful muscles hard at work, and to work out with those 9,500-lb barbells and not even get tired, incredible.

Lincoln: And I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Anya, and now, I can also fight and defend myself.

Anya Rodriguez: (Seadog Accent) That's incredible.

Nico: It sure is, Anya. So, what's this dark revelation that you're going to tell us about Flip?

Anya Rodriguez: (Seadog Accent) You won't like it, Nico. One day, I was asked by The Royal Woods Police Department to go undercover, and my target: find out about the selling of babies on the Black Market for money, and they had an idea on who'd profit from it: Flip. I went undercover at Flip's Food and Fuel, and I found out that Flip was selling babies on the Black Market and all for a big stack of money, and I also found out Flip was planning to kidnap Lily Loud, so he can sell her on the Black Market, so he can get another stack of money. I was so mad that I wanted to rip his jumbled up organs out of his body, but I relented, and I recorded everything and sent the information to the Royal Woods Police Department. They moved in, and they stopped Flip's operation cold, and all those who had their babies kidnapped and sold by Flip on the Black Market not only got their money back, but they also got their babies back. When I told Lincoln and his family of what Flip was about to do in kidnapping and selling Lily on The Black Market, they wanted to rip him in two as well. But, Flip ran for his life, and we also found out that Flop, his brother, was also in on this as well.

When Anya Rodriguez was done, we were really enraged at Flip, as if he couldn't sink any lower than that. Now, he's gone too far.

Me: (Growls Ferociously) As if Flip wasn't that much of a heartless, greedy, mutated, cheapskate asshole with trying to rip people off, now, we found out he resorted to kidnapping babies and selling them on The Black Market?!

Nico: (Growls Ferociously) That asshole, I'll rip him limb from limb, and feed him to the buzzards!

But, Lincoln grabbed Nico and I by our shoulders.

Lincoln: Excuse me, guys, but it's time for me to discipline the nanny goats.

Lincoln bonked our heads together.

BONK!

We held our heads in pain, and we heard and saw birds tweeting and flying around our heads. Then, we recovered as we shook our heads.

Nico: Thanks for stopping us, Lincoln.

Me: Yeah, but what Flip did, that's something we can never forgive. Now, we hate him even more.

Lincoln: And for us to find out he was also planning on kidnapping Lily and selling her on The Black Market, we now have even more reason to hate Flip and his brother, Flop, even more. In fact, I'm going to drop another piano on Flip's head.

Lincoln summons a piano, and as it's over Flip's head, he dropped it, and it crashed on Flip's head, and he screamed in pain, then, he threw an El Mongo Stink Bomb into Flop's cell in prison, and it explodes and he now smells just like his brother.

Lincoln: That'll teach those cheapskates, and remind me to also call to have Flop's sentence upgraded to Life in Prison Without Possibility of Parole.

Eli got off the phone.

Eli: It's already done, Lincoln, and I told the cops everything Anya told us, and Flop got Life In Prison Without the Possibility of Parole.

Lincoln: Thanks, Eli.

We then got a shower afterward, but then, the alarm sounded, and Lincoln checked it out, and he'd found out that Chin Ron Foo and Chen Ron Ryo A.K.A. The Chin Ron Brothers from Double Dragon, are causing havoc in the city.

Nicole Knudson: Oh no, The Chin Ron Brothers from Double Dragon.

Lincoln: The twin Shadow Warrior brothers, then, this means, we're about to face off against the enemies of The Lee Brothers. Let's put those two criminals down, and Scott, we're not going to use The Black Gates, there's also another form of banishment that we also use: Banishment to The Warp by Hakaing them or Banishment to Oblivion by Super Hakaing them.

Scott Pilgrim: Hmm, let's banish those two to Oblivion, that way, it'll send a message to Duke and the rest of The Shadow Warriors.

Lincoln: Alright, then, come on, guys, let's go.

We flew out of The World Tree Estate, and Lincoln fired two powerful rainbow energy blasts, and they hit the Chin Ron Brothers in the back. When they saw us land, the Chin Ron Brothers were enraged.

Chin Ron Foo: So, the legendary Team Loud Phoenix Storm has arrived. Now, we can destroy you all and claim Gotham Royal York in the name of The Shadow Warriors.

Lincoln: Not going to happen, Chin Ron Foo, you and your brother are getting a one-way trip to Oblivion for good.

Kyoko: That's right, and we don't take kindly to criminals like you.

Misako: And we've had it with you two dorks to last an eternity.

Suddenly, Misako's brown eyes turned neon brown and Kyoko's blue eyes turned neon blue, and Misako was surrounded by a blue energy aura with rocks, lava, and dragons, and Kyoko was surrounded by an orange energy aura with lightning and dragons, and as Misako approached Chin Roo Foo, she left blue energy, rocks, lava, and dragons with every step, and as Kyoko approached Chen Ron Ryo, she left orange energy, lightning, and phoenixes with every step. Then, Misako was surrounded by a massive vortex of blue energy with rocks and lava surrounding it, there's a dragon flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a brown phoenix, and Kyoko was surrounded by a massive vortex of orange energy with lightning surrounding it, there's a dragon flying around it, and in the vortex is a blue phoenix. Then, as the vortexes faded, Misako and Kyoko emerged, but they were changed forever.

(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)

Misako grew to 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess and has yellow highlights in the bangs of her short black hair, she has neon brown eyes and a blue energy aura with rocks, lava, and dragons surrounding her, she has a lava dragon with the Lava Kanji in its claws emblazoned on her forehead, she has on dragon earrings with blue jewels for the eyes and the Lava Kanji in its claws, and she also has a dragon with blue gems for the eyes and the Lava Kanji in its claws for the second pendant of her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with blue gems on the gold lightning bolts and yellow crystals from her Crystal Necklace of The Buddha which merged with her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love. Misako has on a long long-sleeved white coat with lava and dragons on the coattails and right on the back is a dragon and lava surrounding it, a short-sleeved blue blouse, white dress shirt with a green phoenix on it, black skirt with lava on it, blue pants with lava on the legs, black leather ankle-high combat boots, and she has on a Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger.

And Kyoko grew to 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess and has yellow highlights in the bangs of her long flowing light orange hair, she has neon blue eyes and an orange energy aura with orange lightning bolts and dragons surrounding her, she has a lightning dragon with the Thunder Kanji in its claws emblazoned on her forehead, she has on dragon stud earrings with orange jewels for the eyes and the Thunder Kanji in its claws, and she also has a dragon with orange gems for the eyes and the Thunder Kanji in its claws for the second pendant of her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with yellow gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystals from her Crystal Necklace of The Buddha which merged with her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love. Kyoko has on a long long-sleeved orange coat with orange lightning bolts and dragons on the coattails and right on the back is a dragon with lightning bolts surrounding it, short-sleeved blue blouse, white dress shirt with a blue phoenix on it, black pants with lightning bolts on the legs, black leather ankle-high combat boots, and she has on a Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger.

Suddenly, Misako and Kyoko now have two new swords in their hands called River City Destroyers of Crime, they're two new large swords with 6'9" massive, wide, double-edged blades with the anti-Yakuza symbols etched on them, large dragon heads with blue gems for eyes for the crossguards, large orange gems for the hilt, longer black handle, and four large dragon heads with blue gems for the eyes and large orange gems in its mouths for the pommels. Misako and Kyoko have on their new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with orange gems on their wrists, gold Belts of Elemental Bravery with gold dragon heads with blue gems for the eyes and large orange gem in its open mouth for the belt buckles, large orange Spellbooks of The Gods and The Universe and large orange Universal Spellbooks of The Elemental Forces on their left hips and Eater of Sins revolvers holstered on their right hip. There's a brown kanji below the dragon on Misako's coat that said, "Misako, Student of Nekketsu High School, Friend of Kyoko, Powerful Fighter, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Destroyer of Yamada and The Yakuza, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Lava, Earth, and Dragons."

ネケツ高校生の美佐子、京子の友達、パワフルなファイター、リンカーン・ラウドの愛する未来の妻、山田とヤクザの駆逐艦、悪の殺し屋、狂った、殺人、冷酷、そしてサディスティックな野郎、アメージングとパワフルな学生強力な教師、そして溶岩、地球、ドラゴンのマスター

Misako has transformed into SUPER ANGEL INFINITY DIVINE VOLCANIC EARTH LAVASTORM DRAGON PHOENIX ANGEL OF VOLCANIC JUSTICE AND DIVINE LOVE!

And there's an orange kanji below the dragon on Kyoko's coat that said, "Kyoko, Student of Nekketsu High School, Friend of Misako, Powerful Fighter, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Destroyer of Yamada and The Yakuza, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Lightning and Dragons."

京子、猫月高校生、美佐子の友達、パワフルファイター、リンカーン・ラウドの愛する未来妻、山田とヤクザの駆逐艦、悪の殺し屋、狂乱、殺人、冷酷、そしてサディスティックな野郎、アメージングとパワフルな学生強力な教師、そして稲妻とドラゴンのマスター

Kyoko has transformed into SUPER ANGEL INFINITY DIVINE LIGHTNING DRAGON ANGEL OF ELECTRIC JUSTICE AND DIVINE LOVE!

We were amazed by Misako and Kyoko's Super Angel Infinity transformations, and when Lincoln saw them, he had an atomic red blush on his face and hearts in his eyes. But, when Chen Ron Fu and Chen Ron Pyo saw them, they fell into a rage and tried to attack them, but Misako and Kyoko kicked the two Chen Ron brothers away with superhuman strength, and they were sent flying into a wall.

Nicole Knudson: Whoa, now that's awesome. Those two criminals are in big trouble now.

Nico: But, they'll be in even more big trouble, because their man's not going to just let them fight the Chen Ron Brothers.

Lincoln: Wow, Misako, Kyoko, you both look beautiful. How do you feel?

Misako: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Lava Dragon and Divine Draconic Love) We feel incredible, Linky.

Kyoko: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Lightning Dragon and Divine Draconic Love) And now, shall the three of us take down the Chen Ron brothers for good?

Lincoln: (Smiles) With pleasure, Misako and Kyoko.

Lincoln unholstered his improved massive Sword of Universal Hope and Elemental Bravery from his wider and muscular back and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, and he joined Misako and Kyoko.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Voice of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope) Let's trash them.

Misako, Kyoko, and Lincoln went after The Chen Ron Brothers, and they fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, orange and blue energy, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Gravity, Magic, Blood, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, Buffalo, and Dragons at the Chen Ron Brothers, and they exploded with incredible power, as they hit the two criminal brothers. Then, Misako, Kyoko, and Lincoln brutally pummel the Chen Ron brothers with powerful punches and kicks, and they overwhelmed the Chen Ron Brothers with powerful martial arts. Then, Misako, Kyoko, and Lincoln fired three powerful energy beams, which hits The Chen Ron Brothers, and they exploded with incredible power, and the resulting explosions killed them.

Then, as their spirits appear, Misako went up to Chen Ron Fu and Kyoko went up to Chen Ron Pyo, and they put their hands to their faces, and we knew what that meant.

Misako and Kyoko: SUPER HAKAI!

The Chen Ron Brothers screamed in excruciating pain, as they were Super Hakaied and are banished to Oblivion for good. We cheered wildly for them as Lincoln, Misako, and Kyoko holster their massive swords on their backs and power down, and Kyoko and Misako's new bodies, clothes, weapons, and jewelry are permanent. Suddenly, Misako and Kyoko felt a sharp pain on their backs, and then, massive black angel wings with blue tips on the large black feathers sprouted out of Misako's back, and massive orange angel wings with blue tips on the large orange feathers sprouted out of Kyoko's back.

Misako, Kyoko, and Lincoln: In the immortal words of Nico, Chen Ron Brothers, you have failed this world!

Nico: Ah yeah, that's telling those two douchebag criminals, guys!

Misako: Thanks for joining us in beating down those two dirtbags, Linky.

Kyoko: Yeah, they didn't stand a chance.

Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Misako and Kyoko.

Suddenly, Lincoln made a second clone of himself, and Misako and Kyoko wrapped their arms around the waists of Lincoln and his clone, and the real Lincoln wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around Misako's waist, and his clone wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around Kyoko's waist, and they brought them into an embrace, which took them by surprise and that brought atomic red blushes to their faces. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to the faces of Misako and Kyoko, they kissed passionately as they wraps their left arm around their wider and muscular backs, and their left hands on their massive and wide right pecs, and right behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, and Angel flying in the air, and we also saw a herd of Buffalo running across the field, and the display of the elemental forces behind them, and we cheered for them.

Nico: Now, that's so awesome.

Me: And this has sent the message to The Shadow Warriors: Attack Gotham Royal York, and they will pay with their lives and in blood.

Nicole Knudson: That's right, Dad. Those monsters have caused so much pain and suffering to many in their paths, and they deserve to be banished to Oblivion for good.

Scott Pilgrim: But, they also have some capable fighters in their ranks, and some of them might have honor, which could make them candidates for The Masters of Evil.

Nico: That's true, Scott. Which is why we need to see which one of them will join The Masters of Evil, or who'll suffer the same fate as the Chen Ron Brothers and get sent to Oblivion.

Me: You got that right.

We return to the World Tree Estate, but this also means: we're now at war with The Shadow Warriors of Double Dragon, but we're ready for those dirtbags.


Later it was time for Qin's final ambassador mission.

Me: Time for Qin's final ambassador mission.

Qin: Yep.

Missy: Thanks for letting us come with you, Qin.

Qin: No problem girls. This is gonna be awesome.

Nico: You girls are gonna have an awesome time.

Me: And we'll bring down another of Kane's men.

Erica: This will be awesome.

Ellie Singh: It sure will be fun.

Missy: I'm always ready for some fun.

Me: Me too. Lets head out.

We were off.

We arrived in Detroit and Mike and crew saw us.

Mike Chilman: Hey guys!

Qin: Guys, these are my fellow Quantum Girls.

Missy: Awesome to meet you all. Missy Rodgers, Mewtwo Gene-Slammer.

Erica: Erica Haddock, Tyrannosaurus Rex Gene-Slammer.

Ellie: And I'm Ellie Singh, Kineceleran Gene-Slammer.

Mike Chilman: Awesome to meet you all.

Julie Kane: Wow! You are the Quantum Girls? That is a cool name.

Me: It's a name that Nico came up with for them.

Qin: Yep.

Me: I thought it was awesome too.

Qin: Before we go after our target, it's time I showed you guys my Scalebreath form.

Me: You're in for a surprise.

Julie Kane: Okay.

Qin: Here we go!

Her eyes turned green and slit and then her body grew muscular and then her skin turned reptilian and she grew a tail and she grew and her clothes ripped and her teeth turned into fangs and her hair fell out and her hands turned into claws. Then she growled and then she turned into SCALEBREATH!

She roared ferociously!

Mike Chilman: Wow!

Scalebreath: What do you think?

Jacob: That is amazing!

Missy: What's our target this time?

Me: The Duke of Detroit. He and I have some unfinished business to take care of. He is a big talker and loves cars.

Missy: Wow. He must be bad.

Me: Yep.

We went to his house and we faced him.

Me: Hello there.

Duke of Detroit: What the Hell are you?!

Me: I'm hurt that you don't recognize me Dukey.

Duke of Detroit: Wait. Only one person has ever had the gall to call me that. J.D. Knudson? Is that you?

Me: Surprise! And I'm here to kick you butt!

Scalebreath: Wait. Were you talking about me?!

Duke of Detroit: Yes I was.

Scalebreath: Someone who you don't want to mess with!

She fired a blast of fire from her mouth and it hit a bunch of his cars and MELTED THEM INTO WHITE HOT SLIME!

Missy: OH YEAH!

Duke of Detroit: NO! MY CARS! MY BEAUTIFUL CARS!

Me: Get a better hobby Dukey!

Texas: They probably weren't worth much anyway.

Duke of Detroit: YOU WILL PAY FOR THAT!

Me: Then you will feel this! I've been wanting to try this out.

I pulled out the Zenryoku Zenkai Cannon!

Scalebreath: Whoa is that?

Me: Yep the Zenryoku Zenkai Cannon. Kaito made me my own version of it. Now I have the powers and summons of 45+ Years of Super Sentai with me.

Missy: That is cool!

Erica: Wow! This I got to see!

Me: Yep. And brace yourselves. This has one helluva recoil.

I charged it up!

BURN BRIGHT! SUPER SENTAI POWER!

Me: FULL POWER ZENKAI FINALE BUSTER!

I fired a powerful energy blast and it blew me back with intense force and the blast slammed into the Duke of Detroit and exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!

He was knocked down from the blast and beaten and defeated!

Erica: THAT WAS AWESOME!

Missy: WOW! What a blast!

Scalebreath: Time for me to revert back.

Me: You guys better cover your eyes.

Mike Chilman: Oh right.

They did so and I covered my eyes and Qin reverted back and she was given new clothes and she put them on.

Qin: That was awesome.

Mike Chilman: Qin, don't take this the wrong way. But ever since we met, I've started to see you as a little sister to me.

Qin: Really? Oh Mike.

They hugged!

Me: So awesome.

Mike Chilman: Yeah. Man this was awesome.

Me: Just like old times huh?

Mike Chilman: You said it.

Me: And now Duke of Detroit is gonna be looking at some really hard time in prison for his crimes.

Julie Kane: He sure is.

Me: In the Uranus Prison.

Erica: He has had it coming.

Me: And he needs a better hobby. Maybe cleaning the toilets for the rest of his life.

We laughed.

We went back home. The Duke of Detroit was sentenced to life without parole in the Uranus Prison and was put on Sanitation Duty cleaning the toilets with only a toothbrush.

Nico: How did it go?

Me: Another one of Kane's flunkies busted.

Qin: And J.D. blew him down with a new blaster.

I showed him the Zenryoku Zenkai Cannon.

Eli: WHOA! The Zenryoku Zenkai Cannon!

Nico: Where did you get that!?

Me: Kaito made his own version of it for me and it REALLY packed a wallop with one helluva powerful recoil.

Nico: That is so awesome! Kaito sure is coming through for us in many awesome missions.

Me: He sure is.

Laney: That is so awesome. Now we can't wait to meet him and the Zenkaisers on May 14th.

Lana: This will be amazing to see.

Me: Yep. Qin's Ambassador Missions are done.

Nico: Yep. Starlight, two days from now will be the start of YOUR ambassador missions.

Starlight Glimmer: Whoa man and I already know where I'm going and it's the world of the Live Action Transformers.

Me: This is gonna be one big challenge for all of us.

Lincoln: But yeah. This will be interesting.

Me: Me, Nico and Lincoln will go with you on that one Starlight.

Starlight Glimmer: Thanks guys.

We later went to the city.

Then we were facing some of Calico's henchmen. And then Bolt appeared.

Calico Henchman: You there. Saiyan.

Nico: (menacingly approaches them) Yeah?

Calico Henchman :(nervously) By the order of Dr. Calico, I am ordered to place you, your friends, and the dog under arrest. And have you all sentenced to death... via... firing squad?

Snow White 2: Oh really? (smirks) You and what army?

The goon turned around and saw that his buddies fled. He decided to do the same as Nico and the others started walking back home.

Bolt: Can I say something to you? Listen, you were really, really something back here. Amazing!

Nico: Are you talking to… (Nico turn around and Bolt is gone) …me?

Nico turned back around and Bolt is right in front of him

Nico: Whoa!

Bolt: Yes. I was talking to you. Can I tell you that you were great back there? Man, those sinister goons! They thought they were gonna get me. Then you showed up and bam! That really made me feel good to see that.

Nico: (annoyed) Oh, that is great. Really.

Bolt: Boy, it's good to be saved.

Nico: Now, why don't you go celebrate your freedom with your own friends? Hmm? (walks away)

Me: That was strange. Like with Donkey and Shrek.

Shrek: Very similar.

Laney: Yeah.

Bolt: But, uh, I don't have my friends and family with me. And I'm certainly not going out there by myself. I'll stick with you. You're a mean, brawny, fighting machine. Together we'll scare the spit out of anybody that crosses us.

Nico turn and regards Bolt for a moment before pretending to have cardiac arrest, thinking if he pretended to be dead, Bolt will go away.

Bolt: Nice. That's a good way to fake a death. That way your enemies will leave you alone and think you're dead.

Nico: Listen. Little dog. Take a look at me. What am I?

Bolt: Uhh… really tall?

Boom Bloom: No! He's a Saiyan!

Nico: Exactly! And I kill dangerous criminals to keep the world safe. Doesn't that bother you?

Bolt shakes his head no.

Bolt: Nope.

Nico: Really?

Bolt: Really, really.

Me: Aw.

I picked Bolt up.

Me: I remember watching you on TV Bolt. You are so cute. Let me guess. You're trying to find Penny and your family right?

Bolt: That's right. You know me well J.D.

Me: Yeah.

Me: Sora have you ever encountered Bolt on any of your journeys?

Sora: To be honest no I haven't.

Me: First time for you.

Nico: Wow.

Bolt: I like you. What's your name?

Nico: Uh, Nico.

Bolt: Nico, eh? Cool name.

Aligned Knock Out: And I'm Knock Out, one of the Decepticon's medics.

Nico: Yep.

Me: You already know about us. We're Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Bolt: Yep. Awesome to meet you all.

Laney: Yep.

Bolt: Can I stay with you?

Nico: What?

Bolt: Can I stay with you, please?

Nico: (sarcastically) Of course!

Bolt: Really?

Nico: No.

Bolt: Please! I don't wanna go back there! You don't know what it's like to be scared and alone. Well, maybe you do. But that's why we gotta stick together. You gotta let me stay! Please! Please!

Nico: Okay! Okay! But one night only.

Bolt: Ah! Thank you! (he runs inside the house)

Nico: HEY! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU-? (Bolt hops up onto the living room couch)

Bolt: This is gonna be fun! We can stay up late, play video games, and in the morning… I'm gonna party.

Nico growled angrily.

Bolt: Where do, uh, I sleep?

Nico: OUTSIDE!

Bolt: Oh, well, I guess that's cool. I mean, I don't know you, and you don't know me, so I guess outside is best, you know. Here I go. (solemnly walks outside) Good night.

Nico slamed the door, shutting Bolt outside.

G1 Firestar: That was harsh.

Me: Nico let him sleep inside.

I opened the door and he came in.

Me: Also Nico you acting like Shrek is really starting to scare me.

Shrek: Yeah you don't want to be in every way like me.

Nico: Oh you're right.

Nico went up to Bolt.

Nico: I'm sorry for yelling at you, Bolt. I just wasn't expecting you to come today.

Hood Sickle: It's okay, Nico.

Bolt: Yeah it's okay.

Me: And you arrived just in time however because our next mission is all about you.

Nico: Yep.

Bolt: Really?

Nico: Yep. First we're going to watch the movie and then we're gonna go meet Penny and take down Dr. Calico.

Lana: This will be fun!

Then Yenaldooshi, Salami Swami, U-Foes, Gramma Stuffum, White Lightning, Grodd, Trombipulor, Scorpion, Toad and Doctor Octopus appeared.

Yenaldooshi: Can me, Salami Swami, U-Foes, Gramma Stuffum, White Lightning, Grodd, Trombipulor, Scorpion, Toad and Doctor Octopus go with you guys?

Vapor: I take it you guys are about to watch a movie first?

Nico: Yep we're going to watch Bolt from 2008 first. And shockingly he's here with us.

Bolt: Yep.

Grodd: Amazing!

Vapor: Wow!

Nico: I know and I was acting like Shrek when we met.

Bolt: It's true.

Shrek: Talk about crazy huh?

Vector: No kidding.

We got to watching the movie.


A White Shepherd puppy named Bolt is adopted by an eight-year-old girl named Penny. Five years later, Bolt and a 13-year-old Penny star in a hit television series called Bolt, in which they fight crime with Bolt using various superpowers to protect Penny from the villain, Dr. Calico, who kidnapped Penny's father. To gain a more realistic performance, the show's producers have deceived Bolt his entire life, arranging the filming in such a way that Bolt believes everything in the show is real and that he really has superpowers including a devastatingly powerful sonic scream-like "superbark". After a cliffhanger episode causes Bolt to believe Penny has been kidnapped, he escapes from his on-set trailer in Hollywood, but knocks himself unconscious in the process and is trapped inside a box of foam peanuts being shipped to New York City.

In New York, Bolt resumes his search for Penny. Much to his dismay and confusion, he finds out the hard way that his "superpowers" are useless. He encounters Mittens, a cynical feral cat who bullies pigeons out of their food. Believing that Mittens is an "agent" of Calico, Bolt ties her to him with a leash and forces her to guide him back to Penny. Mittens is convinced her captor is a lunatic, but the two start their journey westward by truck. Meanwhile, in Hollywood, a less-experienced Bolt look-alike is brought in so filming can resume. Penny is genuinely distraught over Bolt's disappearance, but reluctantly agrees to halt the search so production can continue.

Surprised at his first feelings of hunger, Bolt is shown by Mittens how to act like a cute but needy dog, obtaining food for them both at an RV park. They are joined by Rhino, a fearless hamster and huge Bolt fanatic. Rhino's unwavering faith in Bolt substantiates the dog's illusions about himself, but allows Mittens to figure out Bolt is from a television show. She tries to tell Bolt this, but Bolt simply becomes frustrated as everything he believed to be real starts to crumble around him. Attempting to "superbark" her repeatedly, the noise draws the attention of Animal Control and Bolt and Mittens are both captured and taken to an animal shelter.

Bolt, freed from the patrol van by Rhino, finally realizes and accepts that he is just a normal dog. However, he regains his confidence after Rhino (oblivious to this revelation) exhorts him to heroism. They rescue Mittens from the shelter and as they continue west, Bolt and Mittens form a close friendship in which she teaches Bolt how to be an ordinary dog and enjoy typical dog activities. Mittens makes plans for the three of them to stay in Las Vegas, but Bolt is still drawn to find Penny. Mittens tells him that Penny is only an actor and humans never truly love their pets because eventually they will betray and abandon them as it happened to her. Bolt refuses to believe her and continues on alone to Hollywood, but Rhino encourages Mittens to stand by him as friends and they follow shortly after.

Bolt reaches the studio and finds Penny embracing his look-alike, unaware that Penny still misses him and her affection for the lookalike is only a part of a rehearsal. A broken-hearted Bolt leaves, but Mittens sees Penny telling her mother how much she misses Bolt. Mittens follows Bolt and explains. At the same time, the Bolt look-alike panics during the show's filming and accidentally knocks over some flaming torches, setting the sound stage on fire with Penny trapped inside. Bolt arrives and the two reunite inside the burning studio, but are unable to escape before Penny begins to suffocate from the smoke. Penny begs Bolt to go, but Bolt refuses to leave her. Bolt uses his "superbark" through the building's air vent, alerting the firefighters to their location and allowing both of them to be rescued in time.

Penny and her mother quit when their overeager agent proposes they exploit the incident for publicity purposes. The show continues with a replacement "Bolt" and "Penny" and a bizarre new storyline involving alien abduction. Penny adopts Mittens and Rhino as she and her family move to a rural home to enjoy a simpler, happy lifestyle with Bolt and her new pets.


When it was done we were cheering wildly.

Laney: Always awesome!

Lana: YEAH!

Me: Love that movie.

Nico: Yep and our next mission is meeting Penny and we're going to go after Dr. Calico.

Thetis: Nico, which Gene Slammer do you think you'll meet on your next rescue?

Nico: Well now that we have the Original 10 Aliens covered, we'll go for the additional aliens next and we'll go for an Opticoid next.

Ben: Eye Guy's kind next.

Me: So it'll be an ice user or someone that has eyes all over and can see in all directions.

Laney: Yep.

Lincoln: Alright, now that we're ready, let's go meet Penny, and help her and Bolt take down Dr. Calico.

Nico: Yeah, let's get that monster!

But, before we left to go meet Penny and stop Dr. Calico, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes glowed even more, as he sensed an energy signal, and he saw a vision of who that energy signal belonged to, it was Yosemite Sam, the short-tempered, ornery, trigger-happy, rabbit-hating mustached Looney Tunes outlaw. When we saw that, it definitely meant trouble.

Nico: Uh oh, Lincoln, trouble?

Lincoln: Afraid so, Nico, and this concerns the Looney Tunes: the figure that I saw is none other than Yosemite Sam.

The Looney Tunes gasped in shock, along with the rest of us.

Me: Yosemite Sam's shown up?!

Nico: Uh oh, that ornery, short-tempered, ornery, trigger-happy, rabbit-hating mustached outlaw from Looney Tunes, and the same one who's been constantly defeated by Bugs, he's here?!

Lincoln: That's right, guys.

Bugs Bunny: We haven't heard any word about him after you guys had Montana Max thrown in the Mariana Trench Prison six years ago after you sent his crimes to the police.

Buster Bunny: And now, he's come back. If he still bears a grudge on you guys for throwing Montana Max in prison, you better be ready to pulverize him.

Babs Bunny: Yeah, and you should also get his guns and bullets before he tries to shoot you guys.

Lori: Sheesh, that guy is literally a trigger-happy, gun-toting outlaw, and with a very short temper to match.

Shadow the Hedgehog: He could be a potential member for The Masters of Evil.

Lincoln: Yeah, that's true, after all, Vypra recruited Montana Max into The Masters of Evil. But, we'll still need to throw him in prison, so that way, he can cool down and not get riled up.

Me: You got that right, big guy.

Suddenly, Shadow the Hedgehog's massive Sword of The Dark Wind and Defender of Mobius swords unholstered themselves from his back, and they began merging together, and were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of black and red energy, chaos energy, dark flames, and hedgehogs, and when the new blade emerged, it was transformed into Erebus' Darkness Sword of Dark Wind Mobian Justice, it's a new large sword with a 6'9" massive, wide, double-edged, man-sized black blade with red outline on the blade with the image of Erebus, the primordial Greek God of Darkness with crimson red Greek runes around him etched on it, large black crow heads with red gems for eyes for the crossguard, large red gem for the hilt, longer black handle, and four large black crow heads with red gems for the eyes and red gems in their open mouths for the pommel.

Nico: (Stunned) Whoa, now that's one awesome and dark looking sword.

Lincoln 2: I knew that blade looked familiar. Shadow, that new large sword you see before you is known as Erebus' Darkness Sword of Dark Wind Mobian Justice, it's the result of your massive Sword of The Dark Wind and Defender of Mobius swords merging together, and this sword is said to have been forged in the blacksmith's forge and imbued with the powers of Erebus, the primordial Greek God of Darkness.

Eli: Incredible.

Suddenly, the sword called out to Shadow the Hedgehog, and he grabbed the new large blade's longer black handle. Then, we saw something happen: Shadow the Hedgehog's red eyes glowed a brighter red. Suddenly, we saw Shadow the Hedgehog grow to 7'0" in height, and we saw all his upper and lower body muscles growing abnormally massive and powerful at a very incredible rate, and we saw that Shadow the Hedgehog now has powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs. When we saw what happened to Shadow the Hedgehog, we were really stunned, Shadow the Hedgehog has turned into a very muscular hunk.

Sonic the Hedgehog: Whoa, now that's incredible!

Shadow the Hedgehog saw what happened to him, and he was stunned. Then, he snapped his fingers and he was now in a new outfit: a long long-sleeved black coat with crows on the coattails, black shirt with red phoenix on it, black pants held up by a black leather belt, he has on his now larger jet shoes, and he has on large weighted bands with silver phoenixes on his massive biceps and thighs.

Shadow the Hedgehog: Okay, now, I'm ready.

Nico: Alright, now then, let's go.

We then head out to meet the superhero helper of Bolt, Penny and take down Dr. Calico, and later on, Shadow the Hedgehog is going to take down Yosemite Sam and throw him in The Masters of Evil's prison in The Center of The Earth.


NEBRASKA


We were in front of Penny's house.

Toad: Is this the place?

Nico: Yep.

Eli: Nice place.

Me: She and her family made the right call quitting fame.

Aylene C.: Yep. The price of fame is never good.

Qin: No it's not.

We went up to the house and Nico knocked on the door and answering it was Penny herself.

Penny (Bolt): Wow! Team Loud Phoenix Storm!? It's such a huge honor.

Nico: Same here Penny.

Bolt jumped into Penny's arms and licked her all over.

Thorn: We saw Bolt earlier. What were those guards doing chasing him?

Penny (Bolt): What guards? You mean the ones from Dr. Calico? I thought they were just actors.

Nico: Well they are now real.

Laney: They wanted Bolt for some reason.

Me: Yeah I don't know what but it's not good.

Eli: They are trying to kill us now.

Varie: Yeah.

Doctor Octopus: Would you mind if we came inside?

Ironclad: We're getting pretty hungry.

Nico: And I can make us food.

Penny (Bolt): Sure thing.

We went inside.

Nico used his Imagination powers and we had Every Meat Burritos and Ultimeatum Burgers as well as Inferno Wings.

Nico: Now we're talking.

We got to eating.

Penny (Bolt): Wow this burrito is delicious.

Eli: It's an Every Meat Burrito. Filled with every kind of meat there is.

Lana: Yep.

Me: And the Ultimeatum Burgers are awesome.

Fellbat: So, tell us more about this tv show you starred in.

Penny (Bolt): Well it was a TV Series called Bolt and it was where me and Bolt here would go on awesome superhero adventures where we faced Dr. Calico.

Lola: Wow! Partners of heroes.

Lola Ferrington: Sounds like a cool show.

Lola Namiko: I think so too.

Penny (Bolt): It was a great show. But after a fire and me and Bolt wound up in the hospital, mom had us quit.

Celica: That was a good call on her part.

Me: It sure was.

Misty Tredwell: But thank goodness that you all are okay.

X Ray: I'm guessing you guys learned the hard way that fame isn't everything, right?

Vector: And filming TV shows sometimes lead to people getting hurt.

Penny (Bolt): Yeah we sure did learn the hard way.

Moe Howard: We feel ya kid. We got hurt many times during our setups back when we were popular and were very famous back 75 years ago.

Penny (Bolt): What the!? Are you the Three Stooges?

Larry Fine: That's us.

Me: Really strange story. The Three Stooges were very popular back during the Great Depression and World War II. 75 to 85 years ago.

Penny (Bolt): Wow!

Curly: But it was tough. Just ask Moe. Nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk.

SLAP!

Moe slapped Curly on his face.

Moe: What's a matter with you?

We laughed.

Sydney: At least you two weren't killed. Unlike the New Warriors from the Ultimate Alliance Earth.

Lusamine: Are you still thinking about Tony and the others on that world?

Sydney: How can I not?! We're still here on this Earth while Tony, Cap, and the others are fighting each other all because of that damned piece of paper!

Maria: That piece of paper had a very powerful effect, Sydney.

Me: It sure did. And I don't blame you on that Sydney. March 19th is only 15 days away though.

Laney: Lets hope that world is hanging in there.

Nico: Same here.

Penny (Bolt): What are you talking about?

Me: Sydney had an Ambassador Mission to another universe and we witnessed a terrible catastrophe happened there. We go there on March 19th. The Ambassador Missions are part of a special diplomatic mission program we made to help us get ready for future missions and help out against their major enemies.

Penny (Bolt): Wow that is interesting.

Gramma Stuffum: Would you two like food from me next?

May: Don't worry. It's not full of poison.

Me: Just don't feed her till she explodes.

Gramma Stuffum: I won't.

She made some of her food and it was awesome for Penny and Bolt.

Charmcaster: What do you two think?

William: Pretty tasty, right?

Penny (Bolt): It sure is! I think it's great!

Me: Yep. Oh and Bolt talks.

Bolt: It's true.

Penny (Bolt): Really?! Wow!

Nico: Yep.

Salami Swami: (Hindu Accent) Why don't you try some of my Salami next?

Nico: Now now guys we don't want to make her bloated.

Salami Swami: Sorry.

Eli: Yeah.

Kerchak: Aren't Rhino and Mittens with you two as well?

Penny (Bolt): Yes they are.

They came out.

Mittens: Wow! Team Loud Phoenix Storm! What an honor.

Rhino (Bolt): Same here.

Rhino: It sure is.

Nico: Aleksei shares your name as his Supervillain name and Mittens has Mr. Mittens sharing his name. Funny.

Scorpion: Well, all 4 of them are still cool.

Me: Yep. Wait a second. Trent can I borrow your dagger for a second?

Trent Fernandez: Sure J.D.

He handed me his Dragon Dagger.

Nico: What are you gonna do J.D.?

Me: I want to see something. If the Abarangers, the Japanese Version of Dino Thunder can do this then so can the American version.

I used the dagger on Penny and then drew a pair of lightning angel wings on her back and instantly they became real and she now has the powers of a lightning angel!

Nico: WHOA!

Laney: Wow! That was amazing!

Eli: Wow!

Weather Vane: To be fair, Trent CAN draw Laser Arrows with that.

Nico: Yep.

Me: I just wanted to see if the same function like with the Abarangers applies with that too.

Trent Fernandez: At least it works the same way.

Nico: Yep.

Me: I saw that on Zenkaiger and I wanted to test it to see if it does the same thing.

Trent Fernandez: That does make sense.

Nico: You've been watching Zenkaigers?

Me: In secret. I wanted to get ready for the future when we go meet Kaito and friends in the future on May 21st.

Leni: That is totes gonna be cool.

Me: And in episode 21 I noticed a similarity with the Clone World Monster and what happened with us when we took down Snaptrap. Snaptrap used the same thing with the mascots except they were robots. He didn't have a scanner and copier that did that. It was a bunch of robots.

Nico: I remember seeing that. That was nuts!

Eli: Wow! So that's how Snaptrap did that.

Laney: Very crafty.

Nico: Talk about deja-vu.

Grodd: I've been keeping track of the Zenkaigers as well. And that Jetman gear actually is very funny.

Eli: That was really silly! It reenacted the infamous ending of the finale where Ryu Tendo and Kaori Rokumeikan get married and Gai Yuki gets stabbed, with the World taking G**'s place. It also summoned Yellow Owl to throw a tomato he likely grew at an enemy.

Nico: That was funny.

Penny (Bolt): What are you talking about?

Me: The Zenkaigers. They are a Japanese Power Rangers show that celebrated 45+ Years of Power Rangers. They started in Japan back in 1975 and Power Rangers started here in America in 1993.

Nico: Yep. We have over 45+ Years of Rangers with us.

Penny (Bolt): Oh I get it!

Me: Yep.

Burner Man: Maybe we should have Daikon World appear on Earth Day.

Nico: Good idea.

Me: That was a great one. Daikon World is awesome.

Eli: Yep.

Nico: Yeah.

White Lightning: Kaito will understand. One special appearence from a World during a holiday won't hurt.

Nico: I agree. The Masters of Evil were going to recruit the monsters of Zenkaigers in the future anyway.

Laney: That's true.

Me: Yeah and it'll be awesome to see what they can do.

Nico: Yep. And 30 days before the main event.

Luan: Yeah and it'll be awesome. There's no Horseradishing out this one! (LAUGHS) Get it?

We laughed at that one.

Eddy: (Laughs) That was a good one!

Teresa: I'll go fly over and see where Calico is.

Donna Diego: Be careful, Teresa.

Scream: Yeah we don't want to lose a flyer.

Teresa: I'll be all right.

Teresa flew off to find him.

Maria: Bolt, you and Penny wanna come with us?

Bolt: We would like that!

Penny (Bolt): Yeah this will be awesome!

Eli: Cool.

Teresa came back.

Teresa: Found his hideout. It's actually a floating fortress and it's right over the ruins of Brightburn.

Nico: Of all the places in the country it had to be that one.

Laney: Oh boy.

Maria: Time for our entrance.

Nico: Lets head out.

Then we were off. Penny was having a hard time flying.

Penny (Bolt): Whoa! This is hard!

Rainbow Dash: No sweat Penny. We'll teach you.

Rainbow Dash and Lincoln were helping her learn how to fly.

Nico: There you're getting it. It takes practice.

We were flying as she was learning. Then we saw Dr. Calico's flying fortress.

Nico: Target sighted.

We flew in.

Dr. Calico was looking at his machines.

Dr. Calico: Soon my plans will be complete.

Then the spirits of the Animals of the World swirled around him and they roared and screeched ferociously.

Then they converged and then…

KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion blasted through the wall of the fortress and a phoenix cry was heard and then we came in!

Nico: Dr. Calico, I presume?

Dr. Calico: Team Loud Phoenix Storm!?

Me: That's right! Your 9 Lives are up!

Trombipulor: If you're a real villain, that means you're in for a real buttkicking!

Dr. Calico: Come and try it tusk boy!

Trombipulor then rammed him and smashed him into a wall!

Dr. Calico: (Stupidly and Dazed) Mama can I have some more tuna casserole?

Trombipulor: He's real all right.

Then Copperhead, SkullMeramon, Ben Ravencroft, BlackWarGreymon, Thundermon, Atomic Skull, Pyros, Hydros, Lythos and Evil Green Ranger appeared.

Nico: Copperhead, SkullMeramon, Ben Ravencroft, BlackWarGreymon, Thundermon, Atomic Skull, Pyros, Hydros, Lythos and Evil Green Ranger.

Copperhead: So, Penny has wings now, huh?

Nico: I hope that's ok with you guys.

SkullMeramon: Of course it is.

Ben Ravencroft: She has to defend herself somehow.

Nico: Yep.

BlackWarGreymon: (to Nico) We heard you took down a dark version of Stinky Butt.

Nico: We sure did.

Thundermon: There's only room for 1 version of him!

Me: You got that right and no one farts better than the original.

We laughed.

?: That was funny.

Then 3 figures came out and they were BIBABOO from episode 44 of Gokaiger and BASCO TA JOLOKIA from episode 15 of Gokaiger!


Bibaboo

Bibaboo is an effeminate fairy-themed Action Commander who is an old friend of Dyrandoh.

With his Biba Stick wand, Bibaboo is able to turn people into dolls with his Dollrunpa spell and reverse the process with Returunpa.

When the Gokaigers learn this, Luka pulls off a gambit to get the wand from Bibaboo and restore everyone to normal before they first use an all yellow warrior transformation, then use the Battle Fever Keys in conjunction with Gokai Silver's Gokai Christmas form to defeat Bibaboo before destroying him with Kanzen GokaiOh with the Gokai Kanzen Super Burst.

Basco ta Jolokia

Basco ta Jolokia is the central antagonist in Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger and the archenemy of Captain Marvelous. He was originally a member of the Red Pirate Gang and friend of Marvelous until he betrayed them to the Zangyack Empire and attempted to seize the Ranger Keys of the Super Sentai for himself. When the Zangyack invade Earth, Basco resurfaces as a privateer working under them to fight the Gokaigers.

He is portrayed by Kei Hosogai, who would later go on to portray Ignis/Trigger Dark in Ultraman Trigger: New Generation Tiga.

Past

Originally, Basco was a pirate who was recruited into the Red Pirate Gang by AkaRed to assist in the search for the Ranger Keys, which contained the powers of the past 34 Super Sentai that had been cast out into space to repel the first Zangyack invasion force. After the keys were all gathered however, Basco betrayed the group by revealing their location to the Zangyack before attempting to steal the Ranger Keys. However, before he could get his hands on the chest containing the keys, AkaRed passed the chest off to Marvelous and told him to go find the Greatest Treasure in the Universe before charging down the Zangyack forces.

Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger

Basco eventually arrives on Earth after having been recruited as a privateer by the Zangyack. Upon confronting Marvelous, the Gokaiger Captain immediately tries to attack him, but is forced to divert his attention when Chief of Staff Damaras sends out three giant Sugormin to attack the Gokaigers.

After the Sugormin are defeated, Marvelous heads out to confront Basco again reluctantly assisted by his Gokaiger comrades. Revealing he has the Ranger Keys of the extra Sentai, Basco initially summons Key Clones of DragonRanger, KingRanger, TimeFire, Shurikenger and DekaBreak with his Rapparatta trumpet to do battle with the Gokaigers. The Gokaigers defeat the Key Clones, but Basco then manages to overwhelm the pirates with clones of KibaRanger, MegaSilver, GaoSilver, AbareKiller, MagiShine, Bouken Silver, the Go-On Wings, Shinken Gold and Gosei Knight and defeat them before taking Marvelous' crew hostage and exiting.

Basco later contacted Marvelous and demanded the Ranger Keys in exchange for his crew's lives. Marvelous eventually called Basco to arrange an exchange but at the meeting, Marvelous manages to free his crew by knocking the chest in the air and causing the keys to spill out, allowing Don to transform using the ShinkenGreen key and free his crewmates. Basco then summons his ten Key Clones to battle the Gokaigers, but the Gokaigers are able to fight them off and defend the chest. Basco then has Sally unleash Liquidroid Wateru to cover his escape before fleeing.

Basco later surfaces and attempts to steal the Greater Powers of the Gingamen. He summons DekaMaster, MagiMother and WolzardFire to battle the Gokaigers while he goes after Gai and Hyuuga. However, before he can take the powers of the Gingamen from Hyuuga, Marvelous appears and interrupts his attack. Basco summons Black Knight to hold Marvelous off and initially gains the advantage over the Gokaigers with his key clones, but the Gokaigers soon manage to defeat them all. Basco then takes back the Black Knight key and has Sally summon Moonroid Tsukki to attack the Gokaigers while he flees again.

After Basco defeated the Earth Defense Force, he was contacted by Goro Hoshino, the former OhRed, who offered to give him the greater powers of the Ohrangers in exchange for the location of the Gigant Horse, the Zangyack flagship. Meeting in a warehouse, Gorou went back on the deal and tried to blow himself up with Basco, but Basco then revealed that he had already had his Ranger Key Clones disarm all the bombs in the warehouse. Basco then tried to steal the Greater Powers of the Ohrangers from Goro with his Rapparatta, but Marvelous shoots the trumpet out of his hands. After the Gokaigers obtain the greater powers of the Ohrangers they use it to defeat all of Basco's Ranger Key Clones. Sally then jumped in to collect them, but Gai shot at her and took them instead.

Facing the Gokaigers without any of his Ranger Key Clones, Basco had Sally stand aside as Marvelous was about to attack him. A red force-field blocked Marvelous' GokaiSaber and even pushed him back, before Basco's eyes glowed red and he transformed into his armored form. Basco goats the Gokaigers and was attacked by Gai, whom he easily stopped and broke his arm, before using red and black energy emitted from his body to badly damage Gai and knock him out cold. He then proceeded to attack the rest of the Gokaigers, beating them up harshly. While Marvelous struggled to remain conscious, Basco showed him three small orbs, revealing that he already had the greater powers of Changeman, Flashman, and Maskman. He told Marvelous to keep collecting the Greater Powers as it made things easier for him and then left.

After Warz Gill was killed by the Gokaigers, Basco hatched a scheme to take the Greater Powers of the Megarangers. Using Sally to draw out Kenta, Basco revealed that he had planted bombs throughout Moroboshi high school and demanded the Megaranger powers in exchange for the safety of the students. However, the Gokaigers manage to locate all of his bombs and contain them, foiling Basco's scheme. The Gokaigers then go off to confront Basco before he take the Greater Powers and become the Megarangers to battle Basco and Sally. GokaiRed and GokaiSilver manage to defeat Sally, but before they can finish her off Basco gets in the way and has Sally release Soilroid Doririn and Woodroid Moririn before taking off.

Basco was later approached by Damaras, who had been punished by Ackdos Gill for failing to protect Warz and given one final chance to defeat the Gokaigers. Angry at Basco for not killing the Gokaigers when he had the chance, Damaras demanded his help in defeating them. Basco assisted Damaras in his attack against the Gokaigers, taking care of the others while Damaras dueled and defeated GokaiRed. After beating the Gokaigers, Damaras and Basco took them all hostage except for Don, who they deemed insignificant.

However, Basco later backstabbed Damaras and helped save the Gokaigers, citing them as key to his plan to obtain all the Ranger Keys. After gathering the powers of the Sun Vulcan and Fivemen, Basco took his leave once more. For his betrayal, Basco had his bounty reinstated by the Zangyack.

Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger Vs. Uchuu Keiji Gavan: The Movie

Basco appeared to inform the Gokaigers of the prison where Gavan was being held so he could raid the Gokai Galleon and steal the Ranger Keys while they were distracted. However, as Basco attempted to break into the Gokai Galleon, the Go-Busters appeared to fight him off. After Yellow Buster distracted Sally by giving her fruit to eat, depriving Basco of his backup, Basco whacked Sally on the head and fled.

Final Showdown

After the Gokaigers gathered the last of the uncollected Greater Powers, the powers of the Kakurangers, they prepared to face Basco as he still held five of the powers they needed to obtain the Greatest Treasure in the Universe. After Marvelous called Basco to arrange a confrontation, Basco had Sally unleash two Pseudo Lifeforms on the city, but the Lifeforms were easily dispatched by the Gokaigers in Kanzen GokaiOh. Blaming Sally for the defeat, Basco shot her several times before abandoning him, causing the Gokaigers to take pity on him and bring him aboard the Gokai Galleon. However, this was all part of a scheme concocted by Basco and Sally, and when the Gokaigers weren't looking Sally stole the chest of the Ranger Keys. However, the Gokaigers were aware this might happen and emptied the chest before Sally stole it.

Despite Sally's betrayal, Marvelous still offered Sally a place with the pirates and told him that Basco would eventually dispose of him when he no longer needed him, causing Sally to defect for real. Basco then pressed a switch and activated the bomb on Sally's necklace, causing it to start beeping. Marvelous tried to remove the necklace but before he could the bomb exploded, killing Sally and seriously injuring Marvelous. The other Gokaigers then furiously attacked Basco, but Basco fought them all off in his Complete Body and stole the rest of the Ranger Keys along with the Gokai Galleon and Navi.

After uniting all the Ranger Keys, Basco prepared to take possession of the Greatest Treasure in the Universe, only for Navi, who was needed to unlock the treasure, to escape. Basco then created clones of the five Gokaigers to search the ship for Navi, but when the clones returned with Navi five of them suddenly attacked Basco and revealed themselves to be the actual Gokaigers, who had defeated and taken the place of their clones. With only the GokaiRed clone remaining, the five Gokaigers battled Basco and the GokaiRed Key to take back Marvelous' powers. With the powers of other Red Sentai, the Gokaigers defeated the key clone and returned Marvelous his powers. The Gokaigers then formed the Gokai Galleon Buster and fired it at Basco, but Basco was able to deflect the blast back at them.

Basco prepared to finish them off, but Marvelous appeared and engaged Basco in a brutal one-on-one duel. During the fight, Marvelous impaled Basco's and his own foot to ground and struck Basco with his Gokai Saber to finish him off while Basco at the same time shot Marvelous. Initially assuming Marvelous had planned to sacrifice himself and go down with him, Marvelous then reveals he was saved by the leftovers of Sally's necklace. Fatally wounded and realizing his betrayal of Sally was what did him over in the end, Basco lets out a final smug grin before dying and evaporating into red smoke.

However, his ship was used to ram into the Gigant Horse so they can take down Ackdos.

Tokumei Sentai Go-Busters Vs. Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger: The Movie

Basco was later summoned as an avatar alongside Damaras by Bacchus Gill to do battle against the Gokaigers and Go-Busters. He is destroyed by GokaiRed, GokaiBlue and GokaiYellow.


Eli: Bibaboo and Basco ta Jolokia! I remember you both! Bibaboo you were sent to turn people into dolls and reverse the process of Returunpa and Basco you were the traitorous Red Pirate that wanted the Ranger Keys all for yourself.

Bibaloo: Good memory Eli.

Basco: Awesome analysis lad.

Nico: Yeah.

Bibbaboo: A shame I wasn't adapted in America.

William: I think it's because your episode was a tribute to Battle Fever J.

Me: Yeah that could be it.

Bibaboo: But I'm not that only one that came.

Bibaboo stepped aside to reveal... a monkey?

May: A monkey? That's the special newcomer?

Me: A Monkey? What the?

Basco: Her name is Sally and she loves Bananas.

Basco gave her bananas.

Poromon: I want those bananas!

Basco: Now now. These are for Sally, not for you.

Poromon growled at him.

Basco: Marvy Chan's bird was never like this.

Nico: Poromon! BAD! Down!

Poromon whimpered.

Maria: Look, you're welcome in the Masters of Evil. But you look like an average human pirate to me.

Basco: (chuckles) Looks can be deceiving.

Nico: That's true. But it's cool.

We got the usual battles underway.


Tea, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Life Skylanders, Ultimate Humongousaur, Hood Sickle and Cuckoo Clocker VS Nathan Prince A.K.A. Copperhead - Nico's rescue


Copperhead was first.

Copperhead: (to Tea) Nico defeated Evil Stinky Butt very easily in his rescue. Considering that the usual battles include the one we know and love, he probably had lots of practice.

Tea: He sure did but this time it wasn't Nico that did it. It was Lori. She turned into Lori Volcana and lit his farts on fire and they exploded in his face.

Fluttershy: Lori has fire powers now too?

Tea: She sure does. Lori has the powers of wind and fire. Lori got wind powers from the Winds of Ga'Oh and also Fire Powers from when she became Lori Volcana. She became Lori Volcana when we first took down Dr. Robotnik.

Fluttershy: Oh wow. That is interesting and Lori must have done a great job too.

Tornado Bolt: I think it's so awesome that Lori has Wind and Fire powers now.

Stealth Elf: It sure is amazing. Fire and Wind are perfect for her.

Ultimate Humongousaur: They sure are and Lori sure kicks butt with both powers.

Copperhead: I had no idea Lori could do that.

Tea: It's not just Lori but Leni, Luna, Sam, Dana and Becky can do that too. Leni has Plant Powers from Poison Ivy and we call her Leni Ivy, Luna got Ice powers and we call her Luna Frost, Sam has Lightning powers and we call her Sam Livewire and Becky has Green Fire Powers and we call her Becky Fire.

Copperhead: That is amazing! You guys are lucky to have friends with 2 sets of powers. Lets do it!

They fired waves of leaves, grass and flowers and energy and smashed him down.

Tea: ALL RIGHT!

Fluttershy: That was fun.


Mizore, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Ultimate Big Chill, Thetis and Driscoll VS SkullMeramon - Lincoln's Rescue


SkullMeramon was next.

SkullMeramon: (to Mizore) I heard Lincoln met Sindbad the Sailor in his rescue. How'd that go?

Mizore: It went really amazingly well. Lincoln downed a can of spinach and beat him up just like how Popeye did to him.

Rarity: It was amazing darlings and we all thought it was amazing.

Sweetie Belle: Shows how strong and tough Lincoln is against big bullies like that.

Gill Grunt: That was so awesome and fun.

Ultimate Big Chill: It sure was fun and Lincoln had a great rescue on that one.

SkullMeramon: That is cool. Lets do it!

They fired waves of ice, jewels, water and endothermic fire and smashed him down.

Mizore: That was great!

Rarity: Rapture darling that was grand!


Shannon Deluth Sanderson Loud, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Ultimate Spidermonkey, Thorn and Misty Tredwell VS Ben Ravencroft - Meeting a Roaring Ocean Snake Gene-Slammer


Ben Ravencroft was next.

Ben Ravencroft: (to Shannon) I heard you guys met a Roaring Ocean Snake Gene-Slammer. What's her name?

Shannon: You would like her Ben. Her name is Anya Rodriguez and she is a sailor and a seadog. She knows so much about the high seas, fishing and all that. One time she helped her dad in fishing for King Crabs in the sea in rough water. She knows a lot about fishing.

Ben Ravencroft: Sounds like she has lots of experiences.

Shannon: She sure does. But she also discovered something that added Human Trafficking to Flip's list of crimes.

Starlight Glimmer: You will not like this. One day, Anya was asked by The Royal Woods Police Department to go undercover, and her target: find out about the selling of babies on the Black Market for money, and they had an idea on who'd profit from it: Flip. Anya went undercover at Flip's Food and Fuel, and she found out that Flip was selling babies on the Black Market and all for a big stack of money, and she also found out that Flip was planning to kidnap Lily Loud, so he can sell her on the Black Market, so he can get another stack of money. Anya was so mad that she wanted to rip his jumbled up organs out of his body, but she relented, and she recorded everything and sent the information to the Royal Woods Police Department. They moved in, and they stopped Flip's operation cold, and all those who had their babies kidnapped and sold by Flip on the Black Market not only got their money back, but they also got their babies back. When Anya told Lincoln and his family of what Flip was about to do in kidnapping and selling Lily on The Black Market, they wanted to rip him in two as well. But, Flip ran for his life, and they also found out that Flop, his brother, was also in on this as well.

Ben gasped in shock!

Ben Ravencroft: That is incredibly low! Flip just keeps reaching lower and lower levels every day.

Cozy Glow: You're not kidding there Ben! Lincoln bashed his head in with a piano and we heard him yelling all the way from Lynn's Table on the surface!

Hex: Yeah it was brutal! But Flip had it coming.

Ben Ravencroft: Now I want to turn Flip into an Inside Out Sausage!

Shannon: You and about the entire population of Earth.

Ultimate Spidermonkey: Yeah I feel the same way. Flip is a heartless mutated freak!

Ben Ravencroft: You're not kidding there! Lets do it!

They fired waves of magic, stars, bones and energy and smashed him down.

Shannon: OH YEAH!

Starlight Glimmer: That was amazing!


Nikiya, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Ultimate Swampfire, Fellbat, and G1 Iron Bison vs BlackWarGreymon - Penny and Bolt are amazing


BlackWarGreymon was next.

BlackWarGreymon: (To Nikiya) Penny and Bolt are amazing. And Bolt's awesome with his superpowers.

Nikiya: Well in that show it was all done by computer graphics. But in real life he doesn't have powers.

Applejack: Now he does now that he's with us.

Apple Bloom: So does Penny. They are both awesome partners.

Flashwing: It sure was awesome to watch in the movie.

Ultimate Swampfire: It sure was amazing.

BlackWarGreymon: It sure is cool. Lets do it!

They fired waves of energy, rock, earth, crystal and apples and smashed him down.

Nikiya: That was amazing!

Applejack: YEEHAW! That was great!


Sage, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Ultimate Cannonbolt, Mai (Avatar), and Lusamine vs Thundermon - Nico acting like Shrek


Thundermon was next.

Thundermon: (to Sage) Should I be concerned about Nico acting like Shrek? After all, he did act harsh to a fellow hero, not to a bully.

Sage: Well it was pretty funny seeing Nico act like Shrek at first. And that's how Shrek and Donkey first met and that was really funny. But if you ask me I think Nico is running on empty from lack of sleep.

Rainbow Dash: I think so too. Nico has been really sleepy these last few days.

Scootaloo: Yeah he has been really tired and cranky.

Whirlwind: Maybe we should take him to Dr. Lopez to get him help.

Ultimate Cannonbolt: Yeah we probably should.

Thundermon: That could be it. But we'll have to see just to be sure.

Sage: There has been massive crime waves going on in the early morning hours these last few days and Nico is really doing his best.

Thundermon: I can tell. Lets do it!

They fired waves of lightning, wind and rainbows and smashed him down.

Sage: OH YEAH!

Rainbow Dash: That was AWESOME!


Maggie, Princess Luna, Moondust, Dark Skylanders, Ultimate Wildmutt, Charmcaster and Rose the Huntsgirl VS Atomic Skull - Qin's Ambassador Missions are done


Atomic Skull was next.

Atomic Skull: (to Maggie) Looks like Qin's ambassador missions are done. I honestly didn't expect her, J.D., Mike, and the rest of the Burners to deal with the Duke of Detroit.

Maggie: Neither did we and it was really amazing that he was brought down.

Princess Luna: And it was really amazing to see how J.D. and the team used the Zenkaiger Cannon on him too.

Moondust: That was so awesome to see. I didn't know J.D. got his own version of that from Kaito.

Blackout: That was is cool.

Ultimate Wildmutt: It sure is amazing.

Atomic Skull: It sure is cool. Lets do it!

They fired waves of darkness and energy and smashed him down.

Maggie: Darkness wins.

Princess Luna: A true victory of the night!


Ebonwumon, Pinkie Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Ultimate Echo Echo, Hak Foo, and Kerchak VS Lythos the Rock Titan - Starlight Glimmer's Ambassador Missions next


Lythos was next.

Lythos: (to Ebonwumon) Starlight's ambassador missions are next. I hope no one ends up getting shot by the Live Action Autobots still on that world.

Ebonwumon: (Irish Accent) That is gonna be quite a challenge for the young lass but she is more than ready for this amazing challenge coming up.

Pinkie Pie: Starlight will be okay and she did a great friendship problem by herself and she got that do so she can do this next.

Featherweight: It sure will be amazing.

Sprocket: But it will be a challenge but she can do it as long as J.D., Nico and Lincoln are with her.

Ultimate Echo Echo: (Techno Voice) The Live Action Transformers world has been through lots of turmoil because of Sentinel Prime and bringing it back together when we go there on April 28th is gonna be a challenge.

Lytho: That is gonna be rough. Lets do it!

They fired waves of earth, metal, gears, sound and lightning and smashed him down.

Ebonwumon: That was a grand victory for the Sovereign of the North!

Pinkie Pie: BEST USUAL BATTLE EVER!


Azulongmon, Princess Celestia, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Ultimate Rath, Weather Vane, and Protoboy VS Hydros the Ice Titan - Fluttershy's Ambassador Missions next


Hydros was next.

Hydros: (to Azulongmon) Fluttershy's ambassador missions are next. I wonder what Nico has in mind.

Azulongmon: He said it's another Lego World and it's gonna be something that fits right up Fluttershy's tastes.

Princess Celestia: I think it's gonna be really amazing to see what her Ambassador Missions are gonna be for.

Amber Morning: I have a feeling it will be amazing to see.

Spotlight: I have a feeling it will be cool.

Ultimate Rath: I think so too.

Hydros: It will be awesome. All the Ambassador Missions so far have been cool. Lets do it!

They fired waves of light and lightning and smashed him down.

Azulongmon: A victory for The Sovereign of The East!

Princess Celestia: That was so awesome!


Zhuqiaomon, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Ultimate Grey Matter, Dragon (Skunk Fu), and Burner Man VS Pyros the Lava Titan - At least Bolt didn't say Nico needs Tic Tacs


Pyros was next.

Pyros: (to Zhuqiaomon) At least Bolt didn't say Nico needs Tic Tacs. His breath doesn't stink anyway!

Zhuqiaomon: (Laughs) Yeah that part might have worked on Shrek but not someone as sensitive and tough as Nico.

Sunset Shimmer: But that part from Shrek was so funny. I laughed hard at the parts with The Donkey and Shrek.

Pipsqueak: (British Accent) I never get tired of the movie Shrek. It was funny.

Sunburn: It sure was funny.

Ultimate Grey Matter: Yeah that was hilariously funny.

Pyros: It sure was funny. Lets do it!

They fired waves of fire and energy and smashed him down.

Zhuqiaomon: A victory for the Sovereign of The South!

Sunset Shimmer: That was so awesome!


Mary Jane, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Sunny Starscout, Magic Skylanders, Ultimate Gravattack, Scream and Toxin VS Evil Green Ranger - Awesome how I used the Zenkaiger Zenryoku Zenkai Cannon on the Duke of Detroit


Evil Green Ranger was next.

Evil Green Ranger: (to M.J.) It's awesome how J.D. used the Zenkaiger Zenryoku Zenkai Cannon on the Duke of Detroit. I hope he remembers that it can also summon Ranger copies.

Mary Jane: He sure does know that and that is so cool how it can that. 45+ Years of rangers all in one awesome blaster.

Twilight Sparkle: Kaito and the Zenkaigers all knew how to kick some butt with a blaster and amazing weapons like that.

Starshine Sparkle: Yeah they sure did. That is awesome and amazing.

Sunny Starscout: I think so too.

Spyro: All the rangers weapons are awesome but that cannon has one powerful recoil. And I thought the Noisy Cricket packed a wallop.

Ultimate Gravattack: Yeah that was intense! 45+ Years of rangers packed into one blaster really packs a punch.

Evil Green Ranger: Wow! That is amazing. Lets do it!

They fired waves of magic and energy and smashed him down.

Mary Jane: ALL RIGHT!

Twilight Sparkle: That was amazing!


Fiona Hernandez the Uria, Lord of Searing Flames Gene-Slammer, Himiko Toga, Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon, RD Lola and Misty Tredwell VS Kimberly Ann Hart the Pink Ranger Slayer


Pink Ranger Slayer was next.

Pink Ranger Slayer: Flip sure has caused a huge number of problems for all of Lincoln's family hasn't he?

Fiona Hernandez: You're not kidding there. But it's not just Lincoln's family that he has caused problems to, it's everyone in Gotham Royal York and Royal Woods. Flip is an absolute menace to society and he should have gotten the death penalty. But I think being humiliated and tortured by us and everyone in the city is very fitting for him.

Himiko Toga: I agree with you there. Flip is a monster and it's amazing how many of Lincoln's Guardian Angels know so much about his crimes. The police have REALLY had Flip under their watch for a long time and sent many of Lincoln's guardian angels to spy on him.

Apple Bloom: Flip has done SO MANY terrible crimes.

Fiona Hernandez: He has done EVERYTHING that is terrible! His RAP Sheet is bound to be thousands of pages long!

Sweetie Belle: I can't even imagine what it would be like if a monster like Flip was in Ponyville.

Scootaloo: Princess Celestia would likely banish him to the moon.

Diamond Tiara: That is a strong possibility.

Silver Spoon: Yeah it sure is.

Misty Tredwell: Thank goodness that Flip was stopped before he was stopped before he could do anything else.

Pink Ranger Slayer: No kidding. Flip was a monster. He's now the most hated monster in America. Lets do it!

They fired waves of fire and elements and smashed her down.

Fiona Hernandez: FIRE WINS!

Cutie Mark Crusaders: CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS VICTORY! YAY!


Marie Hernandez the Gene-Slammer of Hamon, Lord of Striking Thunder, Ibara Shiozaki, Frozen Fright, Thunder Terror, Magma Gloom, Toxic Horror, Louie PoisonSea, RD Lincoln and Elena VS Weddinmon


Weddinmon was next.

Weddinmon: How can Flip be so evil to everyone and he is doing all those crimes all for money?

Marie Hernandez: He just went up the charts from being just like Mr. Krabs to 10 times WORSE than Mr. Krabs. His love for money is insane!

Ibara Shiozaki: I would say that may the Lord have mercy on his soul but in my opinion he has no soul to save at all.

Frozen Fright: Yeah he is a monster!

Thunder Terror: What he has done shows that he is nothing more than a mutated cheapskate freak!

Magma Gloom: Yeah what a jerk and a fat mutated tub of lard!

Toxic Horror: Flip is no human being at all. He's nothing but a total freak!

Louie PoisonSea: Yeah what a monster.

Weddinmon: Yeah he is a terrible business man and a cancer that needs to be destroyed. Lets do it!

They fired waves of lightning and elements and smashed her down.

Marie Hernandez: LIGHTNING WINS!

Fearful 5: FEARFUL FIVE WINS!


Nicole Hernandez the Raviel, Lord of Phantasms Gene-Slammer, Star Swirl the Bearded, Rockhoof, Somnambula, Mistmane, Flash Magnus, Mage Meadowbrook, Gusty the Great, Clover the Clever, RD Lucy and Carly Atlas VS Marcel Bonaparte


Marcel was next.

Marcel: If any of the people that we humiliate at Lynn's Table, Mercer from Dead Space and Glenn Quagmire were placed in the 9 Circles of Hell, where would they go?

Nicole Hernandez: Oh gosh that's a tough one. I'm no expert in the Divine Comedy and also it's not up to me to decide that. But if I were to place a guess I would say that they deserve this. Flip obviously because of his own greed would get the 4th Circle of Hell - Greed because of everything he did all just for money. Amy would get the 8th Circle of Hell - Fraud for her constant lies and how she tried to make Sammy look bad. Icky Vicky for sure would get the 7th Circle of Hell - Violence because of her evil ways in killing kids in her babysitting. Billy McLean deserves the worst of all and be put into the 9th Circle of Hell - Treachery because he betrayed Canada and the world and did all kinds of horrible crimes just to boost ratings and he humiliated and tortured people and and nearly killed them too. Lewis Travolta deserves the 3rd Circle of Hell - Gluttony because he eats a lot and is ALWAYS a total jerk. Trina Riffins I definitely know what she deserves and that is the 5th Circle of Hell - Anger because she is wrathful and sullen monster that should have gotten anger management therapy. Glenn Quagmire from what I heard about his crimes deserves the 2nd Circle of Hell - Lust for being a total pervert. Mercer would get the 6th Circle of Hell - Heresy for following the beliefs of a malevolent force that is out to destroy the entire universe and eradicate all life.

Marcel: That does make sense on that.

Star Swirl: What those monsters all have done show that they have no humanity at all.

Rockhoof: (Scottish Accent) Aye. They deserve it laddies.

Somnambula: (Egyptian Accent) I agree there everyone.

Mistmane: What they have done shows that they have no love in their hearts.

Flash Magnus: But I definitely agree with all of Nicole's judgements on that.

Mage Meadowbrook: Same with me.

Gusty the Great: Me too. Those 8 are nothing but pure evil.

Clover the Clever: You said it.

Carly Atlas: Yeah they are monsters.

Marcel: I agree with you all there. Lets do it!

They fired waves of darkness and magic and smashed him down.

Nicole Hernandez: DARKNESS WINS!

Star Swirl: That was fun!


Super Megaforce Rangers, Nico, Eli, C.C., Nunnally, Laney, Lana, Dana and Lola VS Bibaboo, Basco and Sally


Bibaloo, Basco and Sally were next.

Nico: This will be awesome.

Nico Teleported and opened Bibaloo's safe and in it was a bunch of swords and they were called the Destroyers of Dr. Calico, they're large swords with the anti-Dr. Calico symbol etched on the 6'9" massive, wide, double-edged, man-sized blades, large angel wings for the crossguards, large gems for the hilts, longer black handles, and large gems with surrounding gems for the pommels. Once in hand, they'll get a massive power and energy increase.

Nico teleported back with the swords.

Megaforce Rangers: LETS POWER UP! SUPER MEGA MODE!

They transformed!

Troy Burrows: SUPER MEGAFORCE RED!

Emma Goodall: SUPER MEGAFORCE PINK!

Jake Holling: SUPER MEGAFORCE GREEN!

Gia Moran: SUPER MEGAFORCE YELLOW!

Noah Carver: SUPER MEGAFORCE BLUE!

Orion: SUPER MEGAFORCE SILVER!

All: EARTH'S DEFENDERS NEVER SURRENDER! POWER RANGERS SUPER MEGAFORCE!

KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready for action!

Nico: Lets get him!

Rangers: SUPER MEGA CANNON!

They charged it up and locked it on target.

Nico: FIRE!

They fired waves of energy and elements and the blasts all hit the three of the monsters and they exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

They were dead!

Nico: Bibaboo, Basco and Sally you three have failed this world!

Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.


We regrouped and we were facing Dr. Calico who had a nasty lump on his head.

Me: It's time to put the cat out!

Jake Holling: Hey, Calico. This real enough for ya?

Nico: Because this will hurt!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! LEGACY FORCE!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Zenkaigers!

Nico: YEAH!

Eli: Awesome!

Me: I think I'll spice things up. (Turns Dial) ENDLESS GALAXY POWER!

I summoned copies of the Flashman, Fiveman, Megaranger, Kyuranger. I called the Purple Kyuranger, Blue Megaranger, Yellow Fiveman and Green Flashman!

Nico: AWESOME!

Laney: That is cool! Wow! Now we can summon the Sentai without having to call them in person.

Me: Yep. Most of the Sentai from over the course of 45+ Years retired. Time flew by fast for them.

Nico: Yep.

Me: First for this.

I pulled out a door and opened it and then grabbed Dr. Calico and locked him out and closed it.

Dr. Calico: (POUNDING ON THE DOOR) WILLLLLMAAAAAAAA! Oops wrong movie.

We laughed at that and then he kicked the door down and we smashed and pulverized him all over and Ere was blasting and pulverizing him too.

Snow White 2, Knock Out, Firestar and Boom Bloom used the Disney, Decepticon, Autobot and Life Skylander Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Knock Out's Energy Saws, Firestar's laser and Snow White 2 and Boom Bloom's powers 100-fold.

Twisted Snow White and Aligned Knock Out: SEVEN SAWS OF DOOM BLADESTORM!

G1 Firestar and Boom Bloom: FURIOUS FIRE LASER WHIP LASH!

Yenaldooshi and Seto Kaiba: BLUE-EYES WOLF WHITE DRAGON LIGHTNING BLAST!

Salami Swami and Kole: CRYSTAL SALAMI BARRAGE!

U-Foes and Syd: CHEMICAL LEAF STORM!

Gramma Stuffum and Luster Dawn: SUNRISE OF FOOD!

White Lightning and Frosta: ICE THUNDERSTRIKE!

Grodd and Donkey Kong: COCONUT BANANA BARRAGE!

Trombipulor and She Hulk: SMASHING ELEPHANT BLAST!

Scorpion and Duncan: STINGING FURY BLAST!

Toad and Supergirl: LASER FROG BLAST!

Scarlet and Doctor Octopus: TECHNO OCTOPUS BLAST!

Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Life Skylanders and Zarya: WOLF FLOWERS OF KINDNESS BLAST!

They fired waves of elements and energy.

Salami Swami, Lola Ferrington, Lincoln, Penny and Bolt: HEROES OF THE STORM MEGABLAST!

They fired waves of energy.

Lincoln: SUPERPOWER ELEMENT STYLE: FLIGHT!

R. Mika: SUPERPOWER STRENGTH STYLE: SUPER STRENGTH!

Menat: SUPERPOWER STAR STYLE: SUPER SPEED!

Frosta: SUPERPOWER ICE STYLE: CRYOKINESIS!

Perfuma: SUPERPOWER NATURE STYLE: ARBORKINESIS!

Mai Shiranui: SUPERPOWER FIRE STYLE: PYROKINESIS!

Yuna Kamihara: SUPERPOWER WATER STYLE: HYDROKINESIS!

Toph: SUPERPOWER EARTH STYLE: GEOKINESIS!

Tatsumaki: SUPERPOWER WIND STYLE: AEROKINESIS!

Shantae: SUPERPOWER MAGIC STYLE: AETHERKINESIS!

Akko: SUPERPOWER STAR STYLE: ASTROKINESIS!

Colette Brunel: SUPERPOWER LIGHT STYLE: PHOTOKINESIS!

Ryuko Matoi (TLPS): SUPERPOWER DARK STYLE: UMBRAKINESIS!

Hilda: (British Accent) SUPERPOWER FIRE STYLE: AUDIOKINESIS!

Minerva Mink: SUPERPOWER BEAUTY STYLE: BEAUTY MANIPULATION!

Kei: SUPERPOWER TECH STYLE: GIZMO CONTROL!

Yuri: SUPERPOWER ENERGY STYLE: ERGOKINESIS!

They fired waves of elements from their brains.

Lincoln and his harem: SUPERPOWER FINAL SMASH: SUPERPOWER BIG BANG BARRAGE!

They fired a barrage of Big Bang Attacks based on superpowers at Dr. Calico which explodes on contact!

KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

He was knocked down and smashed down and we tied him up and beamed him to prison.

Atomic Skull: Calico's going to jail for a long time.

Penny (Bolt): You guys were awesome!

Lythos: Of course we were.

Hydros: Almost as awesome as J.D., Qin, and the Burners this morning.

Me: (Blushes) Ohhohoho stop guys you're embarrassing us.

Pyros: Even without the Ridonculous Race, we'd still meet them on April anyway.

Evil Green Ranger: I hope they can be patient.

Nico: Yeah but we'll still talk to them.

Me: How did you like the Zenryoku Zenkai Cannon?

Penny (Bolt): That is so awesome! What does it do again?

Me: It has the power to summon Power Rangers from over the course of 45+ Years. Power Rangers started in Japan back in 1975 and the most recent series is Zenkaiger to commemorate 45 years of Super Sentai. In America in 2023 we're going to commemorate the Power Rangers 30th Anniversary.

Laney: Wow! It sure has been amazing how many adventures the Rangers have been on.

Bolt: That is so cool!

Lana: Yep.

Penny (Bolt): It sure is.

?: You crazy rackin' frackin' varmints!

Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting around Lincoln, Linka, TLPS Ms. Tarantula's, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the eight large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lucy, Lars, and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lola and Lexx Loud's and Steven Universe's legs, the eight large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the eight emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the eight large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the eight large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam, Lana, and Leif Loud's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Loud and Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Lori, TLPS Mr. Shark, Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni and Loni Loud's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Luan, TLPS Mr. Snake, and Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Laney and Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa and Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily and Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eight large white orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, especially when we heard that familiar voice.

Me: Uh oh, there's no mistaking that loud mouth from anywhere, you can come out now, Yosemite Sam!

A figure came out, and it was none other than the famous Looney Tunes outlaw, Yosemite Sam, and mentor of Montana Max, and he had his guns out.

Nico: Should've guessed you'd show up here, Yosemite Sam.

Yosemite Sam: Yeah Yosemite Sam! The Roughest Toughest He-Man Stuffest Hombre that's ever crossed the Rio Grande!

BANGBANGBANGBANGBANG!

He raised himself up with his guns.

Yosemite Sam: And now, all of you are gonna be eatin' lead!

Yosemite Sam fired his guns, but Lincoln used his superhuman speed, and he caught the bullets in his large left hand.

Lincoln: You dropped these.

Lincoln crushed the bullets and tossed them away, and this got Yosemite Sam so mad, steam came out of his ears, and we laughed.

Yosemite Sam: OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!

Nico: (Smirks) Looks like we've got him even more madder than ever.

Me: That always cracks me up every time.

Shadow the Hedgehog: But, it's time for me to put a stop to you and throw you in prison.

Suddenly, Shadow the Hedgehog's red eyes turned neon red, and he was surrounded by a red and black energy aura with chaos energy, dark flames, and hedgehogs, he unholstered his new massive Erebus' Darkness Sword of Dark Wind Mobian Justice from his wider and more muscular back, and as he approached Yosemite Sam, he left red and black energy, chaos energy, dark flames, and hedgehogs with every step. Suddenly, Shadow the Hedgehog was surrounded by a massive vortex of red and black energy with chaos energy and dark flames surrounding it, there's a hedgehog running around the vortex, and in the vortex is a red phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Shadow the Hedgehog emerged, but he was changed forever.

(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)

The 7'0" and extremely muscular Shadow the Hedgehog remained the same, along with his new clothes, he has neon red eyes and a red and black energy aura with chaos energy, dark flames, and hedgehogs surrounding him, he has a hedgehog with the Chaos, Dark, and Eternity Kanjis in its paws emblazoned on his forehead, he has on his Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with red crystal links and a hedgehog with red crystals for the eyes and holding the Chaos, Dark, and Eternity Kanjis in its paws for the pendant, and on the back of his long long-sleeved trenchcoat is a crow surrounded by the Seven Chaos Emeralds. Suddenly, Shadow the Hedgehog felt a sharp pain on his wider and more muscular back, and then, massive black angel wings with red tips on the large black feathers, sprouted out from his wider and more muscular back.

Shadow the Hedgehog has on his new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with red gems on his wrists, his new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a golden crow head with red gems for eyes and a large red gem in its open mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large red and black Spellbook of The Gods and The Universe and large red and black Universal Spellbook of The Elemental Forces on his left hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, and a Indigo Lantern Corps ring on his right ring finger. There's a red kanji below the crow that said, "Shadow the Hedgehog, Son of Gerald Robotnik, Guardian of Maria Robotnik, Friend of Sonic the Hedgehog and Many, Leader of Team Dark, Agent of GUN, Destroyer of Dr. Eggman's Delusional Ambitions, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Emissary of Erebus, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of The Seven Chaos Emeralds, Chaos Energy, Darkness, and Hedgehogs."

シャドウ・ザ・ヘッジホッグジェラルド・ロボトニックの息子、マリア・ロボトニックの守護者、ソニック・ザ・ヘッジホッグと多くの友人、チーム・ダークのリーダー、ガンのエージェント、ドクター・エッグマンの妄想的野心の破壊者、悪の殺し屋、混乱、殺人、冷酷、そしてサディスティックろくでなし、エレバスの使者、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、そして7つのカオスエメラルド、カオスエネルギー、闇、そしてハリネズミのマスター

Shadow the Hedgehog has transformed into SUPER ANGEL ETERNITY INFINITY DARKNESS CHAOS HEDGEHOG ANGEL OF CHAOS JUSTICE AND DARKNESS COMPASSION!

We were amazed by Shadow the Hedgehog's Super Angel Eternity Infinity transformation, but when Yosemite Sam saw it, his face turned red and steam came out of his ears, and he was about to fire again, but Shadow the Hedgehog fired a powerful blast of red and black energy with chaos energy, darkness, and hedgehogs, which disarmed the short-tempered outlaw of his guns.

Sonic the Hedgehog: Incredible, Shadow's transformed.

Maria Robotnik: That's amazing.

Lily Loud: And he's got Yosemite Sam even more riled up than ever. He's toast if he tries to attack Shadow now.

Yosemite Sam: W-who do you think you are to get in my way?!

Shadow the Hedgehog: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of Chaotic Darkness and Dark Compassion) Someone who's not going to let you get away with whatever you want, and you're not laying one finger on any of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Shadow the Hedgehog then went after Yosemite Sam, and he fired powerful blasts of red and black energy, chaos energy, darkness, and hedgehogs, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit the short-tempered Looney Tunes outlaw. Then, Shadow the Hedgehog, with his massive new sword in hand, slashed off Yosemite Sam's hat and shaved off a part of Yosemite Sam's mustache, and it shocked him badly. Yosemite Sam continued to fire bullets, but Shadow the Hedgehog kept dodging the bullets, and this was also causing Yosemite Sam's temper to get even more worse than ever. Then, Shadow the Hedgehog knocked out Yosemite Sam with a strong punch, and then, he tied him up in a black and red energy straitjacket and tossed him into the Masters of Evil's prison.

We cheered for what Shadow the Hedgehog did, as he holstered his massive Erebus' Darkness Sword of Dark Wind Mobian Justice on his wider and more muscular back and power down, and the brand-new improvements to his body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, and angel wings are permanent, and the dark hedgehog came back to us.

Nico: Whoa, Shadow, that was so incredible.

Shadow the Hedgehog: Thank you, Nico.

Lily Loud: You did an awesome job in putting a stop to Yosemite Sam.

Bugs Bunny: That'll teach that outlaw, doc.

Lincoln: Now, he'll have some time to cool down, before Vypra recruits him to The Masters of Evil, but it'll take some time though, I'm sure by now, he's already muttering angrily at us for throwing him in prison again.

Me: Knowing him, he's already doing just that.

Lincoln: (Yosemite Sam Voice) Why, that ornery, trigger-happy, gun-toting, short-tempered, rabbit-hating varmint!

We laughed.

Nico: (Laughs) Oh man, that was a good imitation of Yosemite Sam, Lincoln.

Lincoln: Thanks, Nico.

Nico: But this was an awesome adventure. (YAWNS) It was awesome taking down Calico for real.

Me: Yep. Lets get you some sleep now.

Nico: (YAWNS) Yeah you're right. But great job today everyone.

Bolt: (To the viewers) My adventures are only just beginning with Team Loud Phoenix Storm. It's going to be awesome. Now my adventures are going to be great.

Nico: Yep.

We went back home and Nico went to sleep and we enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep ourselves.

THE END


Another awesome fanfic done.

Bolt is a great movie from 2008 and it was so awesome how a dog found his way to Penny. I originally wanted to go after the agent that made Penny and Bolt the way they got but Dr. Calico is much more fitting. John Travolta and lots of awesome stars were in that movie. It was awesome! The first part was for the awesome Ripping Friends Episode Stinky Butt where the Ripping Friends faced Citracett who got Superfart powers and it was funny! I laughed myself to the point where I peed my pants and it was so funny. The 2nd part was for the Popeye episode Popeye Meets Sindbad the Sailor and that was one of my favorites from my childhood. NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Etstheclarencefan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Nico's next rescue is gonna be in the Popeye episode Popeye Meets Ali Baba's Forty Thieves and Nico and Superman are going to meet and pulverize Aba Hassan and the 40 Thieves. Get ready to laugh your heads off when you see this and Nico is going to reunite with Bianca Delhi who is a girl from India that Nico knows and she has mastery over the Nirvana and Chakras and she has a 3rd Eye right in the middle of her forehead. The next rescue for Lincoln is gonna be in the Scooby Doo episode Don't Go Near the Fortress of Fear and the group is gonna stop the Ghost of General Juan Carlos and they are also going to meet a Souls of The Forgotten Gene-Slammer named Shannon Simpson and she is a goth girl and she has another terrible revelation about Flip and it's going to involve Biological Weapons. Fluttershy's Ambassador Missions start tomorrow and she is going to the world of Lego's Legends of Chima so get ready for an awesome adventure in the worlds of awesome Lego Characters that use Chi. The next chapter is gonna be for an awesome spy adventure as we go to the Greek Island of Acidophilus and we're going to help Spy Fox stop the nefarious William The Kid from getting rid of all the dairy cows and flood the capitol with milk and replace the milk in the world with Goat Milk. No way are we going to let that happen. It's going to be a non-combat chapter and we're going to make it kid friendly.

See you tomorrow