This chapter is a Parody of the Humongous Entertainment Game Spy Fox In Dry Cereal


Flying over the Sahara Desert was Nico and Superman and they were going on an awesome and great rescue. They got word that Abu Hassan and his 40 Thieves escaped from Prison and are out robbing everything all over the entirety of Africa with extreme swiftness and speed.

Nico: I can't believe that Abu Hassan escaped from prison with his 40 Thieves. Sly Cooper would love to steal all their loot.

Superman: You're not kidding.

Nico: Thanks for coming with me, Kal.

Superman: Anytime Nico and it's going to be awesome taking down Abu Hassan. I heard Popeye, Olive and Wimpy took him and his men down the first time.

Nico: So did J.D. and his rescue. Wow this is technically the 3rd time.

Superman: These guys are really cunning and dangerous.

Nico: You got that right. But it's awesome how crafty they are too. I should have brought Salim Al Kupar with me on this one. He lead his own band of the 40 Thieves too back over 1,000 years ago.

Superman: That was awesome.

Nico: You know, Kal. Most people consider you the leader of the Justice League. Myself included.

Superman: That's right. I am the one that helped found it. It was not easy but it was a big job.

Nico: It sure was. Just like we're always recruiting new teammates. One thing still puzzles me though.

Superman: What's that?

Nico: Do you know what it was like on the planet Krypton before it exploded? Do you have any information on that?

Superman: I don't really know. I was sent away from the planet before it exploded back when I was a baby. But my planet was home to race of superhuman beings with powerful intelligence and capabilities. We had advanced technology that rivaled that of Earth's current technology.

Nico: Wow. That is amazing. Krypton was an advanced civilization until they started mining the core of the planet which lead to its destruction.

Superman: Yeah that was suicide. Because of that Krypton was doomed from the start.

Nico: That is awful. I'm sorry about your home planet. Just like what happened to the planet Vegeta.

Superman: I'm sorry Nico.

Nico: You know, Kal. Most people consider you the leader of the Justice League. Myself included.

Superman: That's right. I am the one that helped found it. It was not easy but it was a big job.

Nico: It sure was. Just like we're always recruiting new teammates. One thing still puzzles me though.

Superman: What's that?

Nico: Do you know what it was like on the planet Krypton before it exploded? Do you have any information on that?

Superman: I don't really know. I was sent away from the planet before it exploded back when I was a baby. But my planet was home to a race of superhuman beings with powerful intelligence and capabilities. We had advanced technology that rivaled that of Earth's current technology.

Nico: Wow. That is amazing. Krypton was an advanced civilization until they started mining the core of the planet which lead to its destruction.

Superman: Yeah that was suicide. Because of that Krypton was doomed from the start.

Nico: That is awful. I'm sorry about your home planet. Just like what happened to the planet Vegeta.

Superman: I'm sorry Nico.

Nico: Guess you and I have more in common then we both thought.

Superman: Yeah we sure do and so does Emma Gale. She is from the planet Honou Prime.

Nico: Right! I remember that. That was amazing. And that was so cool that Emma has those amazing powers.

Superman: It sure was.

Nico: The worst part is that Zod tried to save Krypton by killing Earth and turning it into another Krypton.

Superman: Yeah and history would have ultimately repeated itself. Earth would have exploded like how Krypton did.

Nico: Yeah. That's the last thing we would want for Earth.

Superman: That's right.

Nico: Yeah.

They flew and saw Abu Hassan and his 40 Thieves head into some mountains.

Nico: There they are! Lets head them off at the pass.

They flew on and went over to the pass. Then Abu Hassan stopped at a big rock.

Abu Hassan: OPEN SESAME!

He held out his hand and the ROCK OPENED LIKE A GARAGE DOOR and they all went into a cave!

Nico: Whoa!

The rock closed.

Nico: Think you can use your X Ray vision?

Superman: Lets see.

He used his X-Ray vision and saw through the door and in it was a huge cave and it HAD A MASSIVE TROVE of treasure and jewels and more.

Superman: Wow what a haul! They stole all those jewels from many people. And they have an Opticoid with them that's washing their clothes and Abu Hassan is eating.

Nico: Looks like my next guess was spot on about the Opticoid Gene-Slammer. OPEN SESAME!

Nico opened the cave door and they went in.

Nico then pulled out a can of spinach.

Nico: Hi there. We're gonna be taking those jewels off your hands.

Abu Hassan: Not if we have anything to say about it!

Nico: Try me!

POP!

Nico popped the can open and ate the spinach and then he swallowed it.

DIND DING!

He flexed his muscles and then an atomic explosion going off was pictured in his muscles.

Then Nico punched the thieves down!

Abu Hassan: 1 Line FORM!

He had them go at Nico and Nico punched and pulverized all 40 thieves.

Nico: And then there was one!

Abu Hassan went at Nico and then Nico and Superman punched and pulverized him all over.

?: Let me help!

The Opticoid came and it blasted Abu Hassan with lightning and then fired a beam of ice and froze him in a block of ice.

Nico: That did it!

Superman: That was amazing!

Opticoid: (In a girl's voice) (Indian Accent) It sure was and its been a long time Nico.

Nico: Bianca Delhi? Wow you look awesome as an Opticoid.

Bianca reverted back and she was a girl with blond hair and in beautiful yellow clothes and the surprising and most amazing feature she had was a third eye in the middle of her forehead.

Bianca Delhi: I'm glad you think so Nico and it's great to see you again.

Nico: Same here.

Superman: It's an honor.

Nico: Bianca is from India and she is a master of the powers of Chakra and has achieved the peak of Nirvana. She has a 3rd eye in the middle of her forehead because of that.

Superman: That is amazing

Bianca Delhi: It is. And I learned how to master the power of Tranquility.

Nico: No wonder you got Gene Slammed into an Opticoid!

Bianca Delhi: When I'm an Opticoid I have 360Ëš Vision and it's amazing to see what they have.

Nico: It sure is.

Superman: That is amazing. What is your favorite memory of Nico?

Bianca Delhi: I have a lot. But there's the one time me and Nico were over in Calcutta and I dared Nico to eat a cup of Super Spicy Sauce and Nico bursted into flames and he fired a blast of fire from his mouth and burned an entire criminal stand at the bazaar down.

Nico: That was funny.

Superman: It sure was.

Nico and Bianca hugged.

Nico: I really missed you.

Bianca Delhi: Same to you Nico.

Nico: Now lets give these jewels and everything that was stolen back to the people.

Bianca Delhi: Lets hurry.

Superman: Lets do it!

They rounded up all the jewels and more and then captured all the thieves and Abu Hassan and then put them back in jail and then brought the jewels and treasure back to the places they came from and it was awesome. Then they went back home. They told us everything that happened and we were amazed. Nico and Bianca were watching TV.

Nico: Where did you first get Gene Slammed?

Bianca Delhi: I got slammed in a Buddhist Temple in Tibet as I was meditating. I didn't feel the changes but then the next thing I knew I was an Opticoid and I had the power to transform at will.

Nico: Wow.

Superman: That is amazing. But at least you're back with Nico and his friends now.

Bianca Delhi: Yeah.

It was awesome.


After Nico's rescue, Lincoln, Nico, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lincoln's harem, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, Sima Shi, Sima Zhao, Sun Jian, Guo Jia, Zhang Bao, Guan Xing, Cao Cao, Liu Bei, Sun Quan, Sima Yi, Jiang Wei, Yukimura Sanada (Samurai Warriors), Keiji Maeda (Samurai Warriors), Kanetsugu Naoe (Samurai Warriors), Hanzo Hattori (Samurai Warriors), Musashi Miyamoto (Samurai Warriors), Heathcliff, Sonja (Heathcliff), Riff-Raff, Hector (Heathcliff), Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Mystery Inc and their kid counterparts, and Batman are heading to Puerto Rico, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the twenty one girls there, but we're also going to stop the Ghost of General Juan Carlos, who's really Captain Eddy, who's broken out of prison and he wants revenge.

Lincoln: Wow, so our rescue is taking place here in Puerto Rico, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the twenty one girls here, but we're also going to stop the Ghost of General Juan Carlos, who's really Captain Eddy, who's broken out of prison and he wants revenge.

Me: That's right, big guy. Last time this happened, we found out that Captain Eddy was smuggling the treasure that was hidden in the El Moro Fortress, and selling it for a fortune, and he disguised himself as The Ghost of General Juan Carlos to scare people away, and keep them out.

Nico: What happened after you guys caught him, J.D.?

Me: After Captain Eddy was convicted for his crimes, he got a 20 year sentence in prison, and all of the treasure he'd stolen was sent to the museum here in Puerto Rico.

Lincoln: And now that he's broken out, he wants revenge.

Batman: However, he's unaware of the consequences: the Mystery Inc villains who try to get revenge on Mystery Inc will be returned to prison, but their original prison sentences will be upgraded to Life in Prison without parole.

Lincoln: That's right, Batman, and that's exactly where Captain Eddy's heading: back to prison and with a life sentence without parole.

?: HELP!

Suddenly, Lincoln heard the sound of twenty one girls calling for help. With his deep sapphire blue cyborg eyes and superhuman sight, along with sensing energy signals, he saw and heard exactly where the call for help was coming from. He saw the twenty one girls, but they've been cornered by The Ghost of Captain Eddy on top of the El Moro Fortress, and he's going to kill them.

Lincoln: Guys, I found the twenty one girls, but they've been cornered by The Ghost of Captain Eddy on top of the El Moro Fortress, and he's going to kill them.

?: Let's put a stop to that phony ghost.

Suddenly, we saw the Souls of The Forgotten Duel Monster appear before us.

Lincoln: That voice, I knew it was you, Shannon Simpson, but we'll have to talk later, right now, we got a phony Conquistador ghost to stop.

We rushed on over, and Lincoln fired a powerful barrage of rainbow energy balls and elemental forces, which hits The Ghost of General Juan Carlos, and that allowed the twenty one girls to get away. When The Ghost of General Juan Carlos saw us, he was enraged.

Lincoln: You've plundered your last fortress, you phony!

Lincoln unholstered his improved massive Sword of Universal Hope and Elemental Bravery from his wider and muscular back and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and unholster their massive swords, Sima Shi, Sima Zhao, Sun Jian, Guo Jia, Zhang Bao, Guan Xing, Cao Cao, Liu Bei, Sima Yi, Sun Quan, and Jiang Wei got out their weapons, The Samurai Warriors got out their weapons, Lincoln's sisters transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and unholster their massive swords from their backs, Lincoln's sisters transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and unholster their massive swords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholster their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Dark Compassion and Demonic Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demon Fang of The Demon Hound sword from his wider and more muscular back, Batman, Mystery Inc, Young Mystery Inc, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, and Ravus Nox Fleuret got out their swords, Hector got out his massive Heaven's Maw of Judgement sasumata pike, and Me, Nico, Eli, and Nicole also unholstered our massive swords and transformed, and we went at The Ghost of General Juan Carlos, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time Energy, Gravity, and Magic, steel orbs, stars, rainbow flames, rainbow crystals, orange flames, blue flames, ice, green flames, and Batarangs at the ghost, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.

Then, Lincoln tied him up in a rainbow energy straitjacket with rainbow energy chains.

Lincoln: It's over for you, Ghost of General Juan Carlos, or should I say, Captain Eddy.

Lincoln removed the mask, and it was none other than Captain Eddy.

Captain Eddy: And I would've gotten away with a King's Ransom, if it weren't for you Meddling Kids!

Then, Nikiya arrived, along with the Puerto Rico Police Department.

Nikiya: Nice work, guys. This treasure hunting scumbag's looking at Life in Prison for what he tried to do.

The Puerto Rico Police officers took Captain Eddy away.

Lincoln: That's it for another enemy of Mystery Inc. (To Shannon Simpson) And it's so good to see you again, Shannon Simpson.

Shannon Simpson: You too, Lincoln. It's been a long time.

They went up to each other and they hugged, and Anya Rodriguez was very surprised at just how much taller and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him.

Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you when you were twelve, and as you can see, I have grown a lot since then.

Shannon Simpson: Whoa, you sure have, you've really grown a lot from the eleven-year-old cute little boy into a 17-year-old 7'0" tall and very handsome and manly teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, that's so awesome.

Nico: Wow, Lincoln, you know her?

Lincoln: Yeah, I do, Nico. This is Shannon Simpson, she's a goth girl from Royal Woods before it became Gotham Royal York.

Shannon Simpson: And I've also got another terrible revelation about Flip, and it involves Biological Weapons.

We gasped in pure shock.

Nico: (Gasps) Biological Weapons?! Now, that's even more serious.

Lincoln: We'll have to hear that later. Right now, let's get you back to normal, Shannon. Boys, cover your eyes, hold still, Shannon, this is going to hurt.

Me, Nico, Eli, and the rest of the boys covered our eyes as Lincoln snapped his fingers, and Shannon was reverting back to normal. Shannon Simpson is a beautiful 17-year-old girl with long purple hair going to the upper part of her back, purple eyes and she has blood tears, fair skin, she's 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, and she has massive purple angel wings, as she reigned in the power of the Souls of the Forgotten.

Lincoln: How do you feel, Shannon?

Shannon Simpson: Good (Realizes she's in her birthday suit) But, I'm also in my birthday suit.

Lincoln gave Shannon Simpson her new wardrobe, a short-sleeved purple blouse and short-sleeved purple shirt with a purple phoenix on it, purple skirt with the Souls of the Forgotten on it, purple pants, purple sneakers, and a long purple sleeveless trenchcoat with souls and darkness on the coattails and on the back are the Souls of The Forgotten, and on her back is a large Souls of The Forgotten-themed sword with a 6'5" massive, wide, double-edged, man-sized purple blade with the Souls of the Forgotten etched on it, large purple angel wings for the crossguard, large purple gem for the hilt, longer black handle, and a large purple gem surrounded by angel wings for the pommel.

Shannon Simpson: Wow, I love the new outfit and sword you made for me, Lincoln.

Suddenly, a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Shannon Simpson's neck with purple gems on the gold lightning bolts and purple crystals links from her new Crystal Necklace of the Buddha, which merged with her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love.

Shannon Simpson: (Surprised) Whoa, is this...?

Lincoln: Yep, that's a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Shannon.

Shannon Simpson had a smile on her face and blood tears coming from her eyes, as Lincoln wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist and he leaned down and he kissed her on the lips, and she returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the twenty one girls here, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them. The twenty one girls are Sakuragasaki Fubuki from Arcade Gamer Fubuki, Nozaki Anzu from Juliet, Rubette La Lette from Gokudou, Mio, Tomoe, Louisa, Rinon, and Toa from Tsukimichi: Moonlit Fantasy, Andou Sayuri, Kamijou Mizuki, Lyune Frank, and Ozaki Nanase from Psybuster, Allison Whittington and Lilliane Acacia Corazon Whittington Schultz from Allison & Lillia, Rico from Mega Man X Dive, Ciel from Mega Man Zero, Aile from Mega Man ZX, Fairy Leviathan from Mega Man Zero, Jasmine from Mega Man NT Warrior, Roll Casket from Mega Man Legends, and Ferham from Mega Man X.

Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Sakuragasaki Fubuki, Nozaki Anzu, Rubette La Lette, Mio, Tomoe, Louisa, Rinon, Toa, Andou Sayuri, Kamijou Mizuki, Lyune Frank, Ozaki Nanase, Allison Whittington, Lilliane Acacia Corazon Whittington Schultz, Rico, Ciel, Aile, Fairy Leviathan, Jasmine, Roll Casket, and Ferham.

Helena McTroy: From Arcade Gamer Fubuki, Juliet, Gokudou, Tsukimichi: Moonlit Fantasy, Psybuster, Allison & Lillia, Mega Man X Dive, Mega Man Zero, Mega Man ZX, Mega Man Zero, Mega Man NT Warrior, Mega Man Legends, and Mega Man X, awesome.

Lincoln: Are you girls okay?

Sakuragasaki Fubuki: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.

Then, when Sakuragasaki Fubuki and the other twenty girls saw who it was that saved them from Captain Eddy, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old 7'0" tall, handsome, bare-chested hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead, golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive and wide right pec and it was surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his wider and more muscular back, and right on top was the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, and Buffalo, and below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Lightning Storms, The Weather, and The Thirteen Elemental Forces, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, and Golden-Hearted Lover, Father of Many Kids, Son, and Future Husband, Descendant of The 17th Century Duke Lincoln of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, God of Truth and Justice, and Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it and a kanji that read "Spiciest Man of The Loud House" on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and a Mark of Manhood tattoo of a bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm.

He had his massive Sword of Universal Hope and Elemental Bravery holstered on his wider and muscular back, his orange Crystal Saber holstered on his left hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted orange bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, his large gold Cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive and indestructible deep sapphire blue angel wings and the stars and blue nebulae reflecting on them with rainbow tips on the large deep sapphire blue feathers, and he was dressed in an orange version of He Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, and Buffalo on them and with hanging mini silver lightning bolts held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with large orange gem for the belt buckle on his waist, a pair of large blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs with the orange kanjis "Savior of The Loud House, Powerful Student of Many Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of The Crusaders of The Thunderbird, and The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms" on the left legs, and large white leather combat boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on it, a large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts with a large deep sapphire blue gem in the shape of a Thunderbird on top of a silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on his neck and across his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, a large Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring on his left ring finger, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger, he had eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs, and circling around his feet on the floor are eight golden crosses with angelic runes.

Sakuragasaki Fubuki: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.

Then, Lincoln made twenty clones of himself, and he and the twenty girls went up to the girls, and picked them up and hugged them in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrap their arms around the necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.

Sakuragasaki Fubuki: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.

Suddenly, twenty one Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Sakuragasaki Fubuki, Nozaki Anzu, Rubette La Lette, Mio, Tomoe, Louisa, Rinon, Toa, Andou Sayuri, Kamijou Mizuki, Lyune Frank, Ozaki Nanase, Allison Whittington, Lilliane Acacia Corazon Whittington Schultz, Rico, Ciel, Aile, Fairy Leviathan, Jasmine, Roll Casket, and Ferham with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and crystals links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha. We return to the Estate, and we told everyone what'd happened, and they were shocked when they found out the villain we went after The Ghost of General Juan Carlos, who's really Captain Eddy, who broke out from prison and wanted revenge.

But, when Lincoln showed everyone what we did to Captain Eddy, they cheered wildly for Lincoln and the rest of us, and they hugged us, and the girls in Lincoln's harem then went up to Lincoln, and they kissed him all over. Lincoln and Shannon Simpson now have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back. As for Captain Eddy, he was sent back to prison, but this time, his original 20 year sentence has been upgraded to Life In Prison Without Possibility of Parole, and he was chained to the wall of his cell with rainbow energy chains and Neutronium chains, and he'll never be free again.


After throwing Captain Eddy back in prison, we were training intensely in the gym, this time, doing 150,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 9,500-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and when Shannon Simpson saw Lincoln working out like crazy, she had an atomic red blush on her face.

Shannon Simpson: Whoa, Lincoln's really grown to be a 17-year-old 7'0" tall, really big, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful muscles hard at work, and to work out with those 9,500-lb barbells and not even get tired, incredible.

Lincoln: And I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Shannon, and now, I can also fight and defend myself.

Shannon Simpson: That's incredible.

Nico: It sure is, Shannon. So, what's this about another dark revelation about Flip, and you said that it involved Biological Weapons?

Shannon Simpson: You won't like it, Nico, along with the rest of you. I was approached by the Royal Woods Police Department, and I was asked to go undercover and find out what Flip's up to. I agreed to the task, and they knew of my ability to take to the shadows to remain hidden: one of the perks of being a goth girl. I went to Flip's Food and Fuel, and remained hidden in the shadows, and I snuck in to the hidden room. When I got there, what I saw was horrifying: Flip was selling Biological Weapons to terrorist cells within the US and to some of the powerful crime lords around the world for a huge stack of cash. I recorded everything, and not only did I get the officers from the Royal Woods Police Department here, but I also called in The FBI. They raided the place, and they arrested the terrorists who came to Flip's Food and Fuel via a hidden tunnel underneath there, along with the crime lords, and they were about to arrest Flip, but he got away again.

We gasped in pure shock and horror.

Lincoln: Now, Flip's gone too far: selling Biological Weapons to terrorist cells and the international criminal organizations there, as well, just to make money?! That's an act of treachery and treason!

Nico: You said it, big guy. Flip's more than just a greedy cheapskate mutant asshole, what he did in selling Biological Weapons to terrorists and international crime lords, he's also a traitor to The United States.

Me: That asshole, he's in big trouble when the next humiliation session starts!

Nicole Hernandez: Now this upgrades my guess on Flip to being judged to the 9th Circle of Hell - Treachery.

Lincoln summoned another piano, and as soon as it's over Flip's head, he dropped it, and it crashed on Flip's head, and he screamed in pain.

Lincoln: That was one nasty and dark revelation you revealed to us, Shannon. But, this is no surprise to us: we knew what kind of greedy, disgusting, gross mutant Flip is, and we just begun to scratch the surface on Flip, he's not only endangered me and my family, but he's also endangered everyone in Michigan.

Shannon Simpson: And now, he's paying the price with being humiliated for life.

We got a shower afterwards. Suddenly, a bright light descended on the World Tree Estate, and we covered our eyes. Then, the bright lights faded, and we uncovered our eyes. Suddenly, we saw a couple of figures in the World Tree Estate, and when Roll Casket saw who they were, she recognized them immediately: they were MegaMan Volnutt and his girlfriend, Tron Bonne, along with the Bonne Family.

Roll Casket: Whoa, it's MegaMan Volnutt, Tron Bonne, and the rest of the Bonne Family. Then, that means...(Gasps) My world's merged with yours, Lincoln.

Lincoln: Awesome.

Then, as soon as MegaMan Volnutt, Tron Bonne, and the Bonne Family adjusted their vision, they saw they were in the World Tree Estate, and when they saw us here, they were surprised.

MegaMan Volnutt: Oh, no way, Team Loud Phoenix Storm!

Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you, MegaMan Volnutt.

MegaMan Volnutt: You too, Lincoln, along with all of you. But, how did our world merge with yours?

Lincoln: Allow me to explain.

Lincoln explained to MegaMan Volnutt, Tron Bonne, and the rest of the Bonne Family that their world had merged with ours, because he rescued Roll Casket from Captain Eddy this morning, and when they saw Roll here, they ran up to her and hugged her. Then, when they saw the Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with gems on the gold lightning bolts and crystal links from her Crystal Necklace of The Buddha, which merged with her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love, that meant she is now a member of Lincoln's harem and one of his future wives, and they know Lincoln will take good care of her. When Lincoln was finished, they were floored.

Tron Bonne: Wow. That's a lot of information to take in, but we're glad Roll's okay, and I'm proud of her and Lincoln getting together.

Nico: Same here, Tron. And I think your family can be good members of The Masters of Evil, and you can be a member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

MegaMan Volnutt: That's a good idea, Nico.

Tron Bonne: It sure is.

Lincoln: And we've also met your many incarnations, in fact.

Lincoln then introduced our new guests to the other MegaMan incarnations, and they were stunned.

Tron Bonne: Whoa, that's a lot of incarnations!

MegaMan Volnutt: That's right.

Eli: And you don't have to worry about Dr. Wily.

Lincoln: Yeah, many years ago, we sent him to The River of Fire.

TLPS Mr. Wolf: But, he could return one day, and he'll want revenge on you guys for ruining his plans for world domination.

Nico: The second that mad scientist does, there's only one thing waiting for him: a cold eight by ten cell, and chained to the wall of his cell with Neutronium and rainbow energy chains.

Lincoln: That's right, oh, and now, we should get ready: it's time for our beach date.

MegaMan Volnutt: Can me and Tron come with you, Lincoln?

Lincoln: Of course.

We then welcomed MegaMan Volnutt and Tron Bonne to Team Loud Phoenix Storm, and the Bonne Family were made members of The Masters of Evil, as soon as we told Vypra about them, and she understood Tron's choice of being a member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Later on, Lincoln and his harem were getting ready for their beach date, this time, it's at La Jolla in San Diego, California. But, they're not the only ones going, MegaMan Volnutt and Tron Bonne are also going as well.

Lincoln then snapped his fingers, and the 17-year-old 7'0", white-haired, handsome, and extremely muscular teen was dressed in large orange swim trunks with a phoenix, thunderbird, buffalo, angel, and elemental forces on it, along with his large weighted orange bands with silver phoenixes on his massive biceps and thighs, his jewelry, large orange sandals, and eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs, and he also had his weapons holstered, in case of trouble.

MegaMan Volnutt was dressed in a pair of blue swim trunks with a phoenix and gears, blue sandals, and he had his weapons, in case of trouble.

Lincoln's harem were dressed in two-piece bikinis in their favorite colors, sandals, along with their jewelry, and they also had their weapons holstered in case of trouble.

And Tron Bonne was dressed in a two-piece dark purple bikini and dark purple sandals.

Lincoln: Alright, everyone, are we ready?

MegaMan Volnutt: We're ready, Lincoln.

Lincoln, his harem, MegaMan Volnutt, and Tron Bonne left the Estate, and they head for their place for the date: La Jolla in San Diego, California.

Tron Bonne: Wow, what is this place?

Lincoln: This is La Jolla, a smart seaside area in San Diego, California, this place is known for its rugged coastline, it's surrounded on three sides by ocean bluffs and beaches, and La Jolla's home to many educational institutions and a variety of businesses in the areas of lodging, dining, shopping, software, finance, real estate, bioengineering, medical practice and scientific research. Stella told us about La Jolla, since she used to live in California before she moved to Michigan, and I figured that it would be the perfect place for our date.

Lincoln, his harem, MegaMan Volnutt, and Tron Bonne got started by diving into the ocean, and they began swimming, and they also saw the sea creatures that live there. Then, they also saw the many beaches that surround La Jolla, along with its many neighborhoods located here, and they were very amazing, then, they had lunch in a picnic area that Lincoln made. Then, as soon as the sun sets on La Jolla, Lincoln made clones of himself, and he and the clones went up to the girls in his harem and MegaMan Volnutt went up to Tron, and they picked the girls up in their arms, and as the sun turns orange, they passionately kissed and hugged with supercharged and intense passion. Then, they came back home to the Estate, and they were in their original clothes.

Nico: Hey, guys, how was your date?

Lincoln: It was so awesome, Nico, we went to La Jolla in San Diego, California.

Me: No way, you guys went to La Jolla, in San Diego, California? That's so awesome.

Stella Zhau: I haven't been to La Jolla ever since I was little, was it everything that I told you guys about?

Lincoln: It sure is, Stella, and it was so awesome.

MegaMan Volnutt: It sure was amazing, and we had a lot of fun there.

Tron Bonne: And Lincoln did say that La Jolla was home to its many educational institutions.

Lisa Loud: Ah yes, The University of California San Diego and National University, those two are the main institutions of higher education, and we've also gotten funding from those two institutions, as well.

Nicole Knudson: And La Jolla is home to the San Diego Unified School District, and its public schools include La Jolla High School, La Jolla Elementary, Muirlands Middle School, Torrey Pines Elementary, and Bird Rock Elementary, as well as Preuss School, a public charter school.

Me: Along with the community's prep schools, such as The Bishop's School, The Children's School, Delphi Academy, Stella Maris Academy, The Gillispie School, the Evans School, and La Jolla Country Day School, which is located in the nearby community of University City.

Stella Zhau: The schools are still the same as I remembered them when we first visited La Jolla so long ago.

Lincoln: Hey, maybe one day, you can show us the place where you grew up in California, Stella.

Nico: Yeah, that's a good idea, we'll get to see which part of California you grew up in, Stella.

Stella Zhau: It sure would be nice to show you guys. Alright, one day, we'll take a family trip to California, and I'll show you guys the place where I grew up in there.

Lori: Perfect. And is there going to be any surprise villains showing up, Lincoln?

Lincoln: Nope, there's not going to be any surprise villains showing up on our mission later today, Lori.

Nico: This'll be a first for us.

Me: You have a point, Nico. So far, the surprise villains we've been dealing with are villains whom we haven't dealt with before and villains whom we've faced long ago and have returned from the dead to get revenge on us. So, it looks like we're getting a break from them today.

Lincoln: But, it's only for one day, J.D. Tomorrow, they'll be coming back for more, but we're more than ready for them.

Nico: And we will.


Later it was time for Fluttershy's first ever ambassador mission and it was gonna be a really awesome one.

Nico: Fluttershy, prepare yourself to meet another set of Lego heroes!

Fluttershy: Oh. This will be amazing. Where am I going?

Nico: You're going to the world of Lego Legends of Chima.

Me: Wow! That''s one of my favorite series in the Lego World.

Eli: That must mean that Fluttershy is going there to visit the Warriors of Chima and meet Prince Laval and his friends and the masters of Chi.

Po: That is gonna be AWESOME!

Nico: It sure will be awesome.

Me: I can't wait to see what this world is like. That's why I'm going with you to see how you do and provide support.

Fluttershy: Oh thank you J.D. It'll be great having you with me.

Me: You're welcome Fluttershy and this world is gonna be right up your ally. It's a world full of Anthropomorphic Animals.

Fluttershy: Oh wow. I'm looking forward to this one.

Nico: I had a feeling you would like this.

Me: Well lets head out.

We were off to the world of Chima.

We then arrived in Chima and we saw that we were in front of the Lion Palace which was in front of Mount Cavora.

Me: Wow!

Fluttershy: This is amazing.

Me: It sure is. The land of Chima is breathtaking and the amount of life energy coming from this world is amazing.

Fluttershy: It sure is.

Then out came Laval, the Prince of the Lion Tribe.

Laval: Hi there. Welcome to Chima. You must be new here!

Fluttershy: Oh hello there. And yes um we are new here.

Me: We should introduce ourselves. I'm J.D. Knudson, Former leader and now 2nd In Command of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Laval: Whoa! It's an honor to meet you! I heard so many awesome things about all your adventures and everything you have done for the world and the universe and it's an honor.

Fluttershy: I'm glad. I'm sorry my name is Fluttershy and I'm the Princess of Kindness, Animals and the Life Skylanders.

Laval: It's an honor.

Me: Fluttershy is one of the founding members of the Knights of The Friendship Table. It's a branch team that I made.

Laval: I see and it's an honor to have you both here.

Me: It's a pleasure.

Fluttershy: Um it sure is.

Laval: I take it you're shy a lot?

Fluttershy: Oh yes. But I'm not shy around my friends and animals.

Me: Fluttershy is here on her first ever Ambassador Mission and I'm going with her for support. It's part of a special diplomatic mission program that we made where we send some of our team on missions to those worlds to get to know the people there and help out with some of their problems. It's to help us prepare for future upcoming missions.

Laval: That is interesting. Let me introduce you to all my friends.

Fluttershy: Oh that would be nice.

We followed Laval.

Fluttershy: If you don't mind me asking, do you have any bad guys here?

Laval: Well we do but many of them are in hiding. We used to be divided but the appearances of many of our enemies brought us all together and made us close.

Me: How did the world of Chima become like this? It's amazing.

Laval: Well it's a really amazing place.

He told me and Fluttershy the history of Chima.


After thousands of years of peace, Chima is once again torn in conflict because a misunderstanding, and the Crocodile Tribe leads it's allies into battle against the Lions. Soon, Laval the Lion Prince is tricked into throwing the Crocodile's CHI into the "Gorge of Eternal Depth" and more tension comes... Finally after months of fighting the tribes must unite because of a "Black Cloud" threatening Mt. Cavora, the source of CHI, yet when the CHI Falls stop, the Lions are blamed and the final battle for Chima has come. Though, when Laval and Cragger's showdown comes they find themselves falling to their deaths, until Laval sacrifices his life, reminding Cragger of his friendship with him. By faking his death Laval finds the Crocodile Legend Beast one of the eight Legend Beasts which can restart the falls, and returns, much to Cragger's relief. Soon after the Tribes unite as allies to go and save the other Legend Beasts who are trapped in the Outlands. There they find shelter in Lavertus (the exiled Lion's) base and are able to free seven, until it is revealed that the CHI Laval threw was what created this new enemy that had trapped the Legend Beasts, the final Beast is saved and the Heroes barely escape, if not for Lavertus who uses his Golden CHI to support the exit and sacrifices his life. Finally the Falls are restarted and Chima is flourishing, that is until Scorm the Scorpion King accidentally awakens Sir Fangar an accent enemy, that was frozen for a millennia. With plenty of CHI the Tribes are joyful, except for Laval's friend Eris who has dreams about a Phoenix Tribe who are masters of Fire. While at home, Cragger finds his swamp under attack by the reawakened Ice Tribes, and hardly escapes with his Sister (who had secretly been the real reason for war in Chima in the first place). The Tribes try to fight back, but find themselves defenceless against the forces of Ice, until Eris convinces Laval and Cragger to go inside Mt. Cavora, because of her dream, much to their unbelief they meet Fluminox and discover the Phoenix, who have Fire CHI, the secret to the Ice Tribes' defeat, now the battle is on and the fate of an eternal Ice Age is in the 8 Heroes' hands. They manage to hold the Hunters back for a while, until the Hunters trapped the Phoenixes and blocked the ways to the Fire Chi, so they were able to spread in hole Chima. When the Phoenixes were freed, the 8 heroes started searching for the 8 Fire Harnesses, artifacts for performing the Great Illumination,an ancient ceremony that could cure the Hunters and make them good again. Also, the Hunters released the Ice Bears, the most powerful tribe in Chima, but they were defeated by the normal Bears. After the 8 heroes found the Harnesses, they flew into Mt. Cavora and performed the Illumination, transforming Flinx into the Ultimate Phoenix and curing the Hunters. The Phoenixes then left Chima and all of Chima's problems were solved, though it was shown that Chima was only a small part of a larger world...


When he was done we were shocked and more.

Me: Wow! What a history. And it's incredible that you all went through so much.

Fluttershy: That is really fascinating.

Me: And you guys all brought down the Ice Tribe with the powers of the Phoenix Tribe. That is amazing and the Phoenix is what we govern on the team. (Spreads fire wings) Out of the ashes left by the cleansing flames, comes new life in the seeds of beauty and evil will be cleansed from the good of all things in life.

Laval: Wow! That is amazing.

We then met a bunch of Laval's friends.

Laval: Guys, these are my friends.

We were introduced to Cragger, the Prince of the Crocodile Tribe, the son of Crominus and Crunket, and the twin brother of Crooler and the former enemy of Laval, Eris, the Princess of the Eagle Tribe and a close friend of Laval, Worriz, the alpha male of the Wolf Tribe, Gorzan, the Prince of the Gorilla Tribe and close friends with Laval and Eris, Razar, the Prince of the Raven Tribe and will ally himself to anyone with the right price tag, regardless if it is right or wrong in morality, Rogon, the Prince of the Rhino Tribe, Bladvic, the Prince of the Bear Tribe and Bezar, a white beaver who is the apparent leader of the Beaver Tribe.

Eris (Chima): Wow it's an honor to meet you J.D. and you too Princess Fluttershy.

Worriz: Same here. Wow! It's an honor.

Razar: Same here.

Me: It's an honor to meet you all.

Fluttershy: Oh um just call me Fluttershy. I don't like formalities but thank you.

Cragger: But it's amazing to have you here.

Me: I'm glad we're here too.

Cragger: Being a former villain myself, most of our enemies are hiding like Laval said. But I have a feeling one of them might make their move today.

Me: You'll make a great addition to the Redemption Squad. Also if your enemies do appear we'll gladly deal with them. They will go to our prison in our world.

Cragger: Thanks.

Me: We'll have to face the leader of the Mammoth Tribe. But from the looks of things you all have a bunch of major enemies.

Laval: Yeah we do.

Me: Hmm.

I then sensed something and up in the sky we saw VARDY THE LEADER OF THE VULTURE TRIBE!

Laval: Oh no! It's Vardy the Leader of The Vulture Tribe!

Me: Vultures are Natures Cruelest Mistake. My friend Jet Vac calls them that.

Fluttershy: I can face him.

Me: Get ready guys. You're going to see Fluttershy's Stare in action.

Vardy came and landed.

Vardy: Long time no see, Laval. And I see you brought two new friends for me to kill.

Laval: Well it will be the last.

Me: Perhaps you don't know who I am.

Vardy: Oh should I?

Me: Where are my manners? You probably haven't heard about me. My name is J.D. Knudson, former leader of Team Loud Phoenix Storm and I heard so much about you and you and many of the warriors of Chima's enemies. Have I introduced you to one of my teammates?

Fluttershy looked at Vardy and the Vulture Tribe and then…

(WARBLING NOISE)

Fluttershy used her Stare on them and it was like the Vultures were seeing the Devil and they were scared and the I spun around and tied them all up.

Me: You will make awesome members for our frenemies in the M.O.E. You all may be good reconnaissance and spies but you make good candidates for our frenemies in the future.

Vardy: Really?

Me: We do.

We later came back.

May: How was it?

Me: I'm happy to report that Fluttershy did great on her first ever Ambassador Mission without any problems.

Nico: That's great! And is that Vardy and the Vulture Tribe?

Me: Yep. Fluttershy used her stare on them and we figured they would make good members of the Masters of Evil in the future.

Nico: Awesome!

Fluttershy: It was really fun going to the world of Chima and I had a great time there. I met Laval and his friends and they were amazing.

Me: They sure were. And the history of Chima is a really amazing and mystical one too.

Nico: It has a lot of history.

Laney: I can't wait to see that world.

Lana: It'll be awesome.

Me: Yep. We're going there on April 21st?

Nico: That's right.

Me: Wow.

Fluttershy: And I was thinking of bringing Lincoln with me next time.

Lincoln: I would be honored.

Me: Awesome and the next target will be the Mammoth Tribe.

Nico: Neat.


We later were getting ready to enjoy some quality time for the morning.

Nico: Poromon, Poliwag. Me and the others will gone for the morning. We would've left you two here alone but because of the unauthorized party, you both have proven that we can't leave you both by yourselves.

Me: That's right. So Lucy, Kimi and Lexx are going to be watching you two like a hawk.

Poromon: We actually didn't have any plans for a party anyway.

Me: Well that's good but it still doesn't absolve you of the fact that you've been untrustworthy.

Nico: Yeah.

Poromon: We know.

We left.

Poromon: Thanks for agreeing to babysit us, Lexx.

Lexx: No problem Poromon.

Kimi: And I think it's awesome that you all are getting babysat by us too.

Poliwag: Thanks Kimi.

HIC!

Kimi: Huh? Lucy?

Lucy Loud: HIC! HIC! HIC!

Kimi: Uh oh you got the hiccups?

Lucy Loud: HIC! Yeah.

Kimi: Yeah hiccups are no fun.

Poromon: No they aren't.

Poliwag: Kimi, what's your greatest achievement?

Kimi: Well it's a really stupid one. Me and my family were over in Springfield, Illinois and I took on the Firebrand Chili Challenge.

Poromon: What's that?

Kimi: It was one of the hottest chilis I've eaten. I had to eat 10 bowls of chili that was SO Incredibly spicy and I loved it. But the recipe for it is REALLY Secret.

Poromon: Wow! You are a spicy girl.

Kimi: Yep. I ate 20 bowls of the chili. And I got an awesome t-shirt and I hold the record for the most eaten.

Lucy Loud: HIC! You are tough. HIC COUGH!

She coughed too and then out of her mouth came an old Antique radio into Kimi's lap.

Kimi: What the!?

Poliwag: I've never seen a hiccup do that!

Kimi: And this is a 1938 Zenith Radio. We haven't used radios like these in over 84 years.

Poliwag: Wow.

Lucy Loud: That is amazing. HIC COUGH!

She coughed a mailbox and it hit Kimi right on her head!

CLANG!

It was full of bills and letters.

Kimi: OW!

Kimi looked.

Kimi: Wow. These are old bills and letters from a long time ago.

Poromon: We have to get rid of those hiccups!

Kimi: I've never seen hiccups like these before. We got to get the team back here.

Poliwag: Yeah!

Krumm, Ickis and Oblina then came.

Oblina: Lucy is everything all right?

Lucy Loud: Actually no. I have these HIC COUGH!

She coughed out blue paint and it hit Poliwag and splattered all over him.

Krumm: Uh oh. You have the Dreaded Nolox.

Kimi: What the heck is that?

Ickis: It's a really bad Hiccough that is the worst kind of Hiccough of them all.

Oblina: It can only be given to a monster by prolonged exposure to perfume and air fresheners.

Lexx: Lola's perfume did it.

Kimi: But how do you get rid of them?

Krumm: You have to use a very powerful scare on them.

Lexx: I have an idea! Let's dress Lucy in some of Lola's clothes!

Lucy Loud: Gasp! Not that. HIC COUGH!

She fired a sword from her mouth and Kimi ducked and it stuck into the sofa!

Kimi: Whoa! Lucy you need to watch where you're aiming that! Although I could use this.

She picked up the sword.

Oblina: I had no idea that humans can even get the Dreaded Nolox.

Ickis: That is really strange.

Krumm: Yeah it sure is.

Oblina: It must be because of Lucy's powers and her being with us.

Kimi: Maybe.

Lexx: Lucy, I'm sorry. But this is for your own good!

Kimi: It's the only way Lucy.

Lexx then fired a beam of pink energy and formed an illusion where EVERYTHING was all pink and everything was girly and everything and then she screamed in fright!

The illusion lifted and then she was cured.

Lucy Loud: It worked. I'm not hiccoughing anymore.

Krumm: YEAH!

Kimi: Nice job Lexx!

Lexx: Thanks.

We later came back and Kimi told us everything that happened and it was shocking. We had no idea a hiccough as potent as the Dreaded Nolox even existed and it was crazy. But at least we were able to cure Lucy.


Later we were on an airplane flying over the Mediterranean Sea.

Nico: There won't be any usual battles today. But this mission will still be fun.

Me: Yes it will.

Eli: I have a feeling this will be fun.

Dark Spicer: So Flip was selling biological weapons to terrorists!? That low down mutated sack of rotten lard!

Nico: No kidding. That makes him a traitor. Whenever you work with terrorists and give them everything from that country that makes you a traitor.

Eli: No kidding.

Flight Attendant: Would you like our Italian Entree sir?

Spy Fox: No thanks. It gives me hives.

Flight Attendant: Our vegetarian dinner then?

Spy Fox: Nope. Gives me the vapors.

Flight Attendant: (Lowers table) (Whispers) Then may I recommend the Greek Plate? It's delicious.

Spy Fox: All right. If you insist.

Flight Attendant: Enjoy. (Leaves)

He stuck his fork into a steak and then a TV screen came on.

Monkeypenny: It's good to see you Agent Fox.

Spy Fox: Ah Monkeypenny. Now this is a REAL TV dinner.

Monkeypenny: Right. Yesterday our SPY operatives discovered the factories and offices of Amalgamated Moo Juice Incorporated abandoned and drained of milk. Soon the entire worlds remaining milk reserves will be depleted.

Me: Uh oh.

We went over.

Me: Whoa Spy Fox? I played your games all the time growing up when I was in Kindergarten. It's an honor.

Spy Fox: Pleasure to meet you J.D.

Monkeypenny: Same to you J.D.

Me: Same here Monkeypenny.

Spy Fox: The idea of eating dry breakfast cereal is pretty hard to swallow.

Me: Now it is worse than having oatmeal without milk. Really hurts your mouth.

Monkeypenny: Yes it does. Here's the only clue we have.

A picture of some feta cheese came up.

Spy Fox: Feta cheese. A low grade too.

Me: Out of all the cheese I like, Feta cheese is not one of them.

Monkeypenny: SPY operatives took that picture in the office of Mr. Howard Huge Heffer Udderly III.

Spy Fox: President and CEO of Amalgamated Moo Juice Incorporated.

Me: Whatever is going on with the dairy world is not good.

Spy Fox: No it's not. We presume he has valuable information on the dairy crisis. The only available picture of him is hidden in your mashed potatoes Spy Fox. Finding Udderly is your top priority.

Spy Fox pulled out a picture of Mr. Udderly getting into a car.

Spy Fox: He shouldn't be hard to spot.

Monkeypenny: The feta cheese samples found in Udderly's office have been traced back to the Island of Acidolphilus. Your plane will be flying over the island any minute now. I've already set up the mobile command center where you'll rendezvous with me and later on with Quack. The entrance code is in your fortune cookie.

Spy Fox took the cookie.

Monkeypenny: Any questions?

Spy Fox: No. I'm on my way.

Me: And we'll help too.

Monkeypenny: Good. Monkeypenny out.

Nico: Lets go!

POOF!

We were off to the island of Acidophilus.

We arrived.

Nico: Here we are.

Maria: Nico, which Gene Slammer do you think you'll meet on your next rescue?

Nico: Hoping to meet a Sonorosian Gene-Slammer next.

Ben: Echo Echo's kind next. Awesome.

Me: So it'll be a sound user next like Silver Banshee.

Nico: Yep.

Me: We're here.

We rendezvoused with Monkeypenny and she gave us Greek Money and we were given laser toothbrushes.

We went to the Feta Factory down by the docks.

Dark Spicer: I'll use Feralhound to sniff out clues.

Nico: Hmm. Lets see.

Nico then kicked the door to the factory in and we saw Mr. Udderly tied up and dangling over a pool of piranhas!

Nico: Uh oh.

Nico flew up and freed him.

Nico: There.

Mr. Udderly: Whew! You all saved me. Thank you all Team Loud Phoenix Storm and you too mister…

Spy Fox: Fox. Spy Fox. Routine rescue really. Now we need to get you to the Mobile Command Center for a debriefing.

Mr. Udderly: Good. I need to change my pants.

We went back to the Mobile Command Center.

Mr. Udderly: You got to stop him guys!

Firefly: Mind telling us what's going on?

Spy Fox: All right just calm down Mr. Udderly. Why don't you start at the beginning and tell us what happened.

Mr. Udderly: Well it all started as a typical day at the office. When you're as important as I am you're constantly fielding international cattle calls and reviewing grazing reports. Yep. You have to stay pretty sharp in the dairy biz. So when William the Kid's thugs made their appearance, I immediately snapped into action. There were dozens of them. I fought them hoof and nail. POW POW POW I did. My whole body is a weapon. Then suddenly, I smelled something revolting. It could only be one thing: FETA CHEESE! The stink was so overwhelming that I nearly passed out. Taking advantage of my momentary asphyxiation Kid's nappers jumped me and then forced me into a smelly dark bag They whisked me away to Kid's Secret Island Fortress. It was just so humiliating! Being bagged up like a piece of beef.

Me: But did you ever find out what William the Kid was planning?

Mr. Udderly: Well thanks to a little bovine ingenuity on my part (Pulls down a monitor and pulls out a remote) I picked a few things up. (CLICK) Kid's demented scheme for gaining worldwide domination is run by a front company called Nectar Of the Goats Corporation. He has a five-part masterplan.
First: Capture all the dairy cows in the world. As you know he's already done that.
Second: He build that Milky Weapon of Destruction inside his secret fortress.
Third: Use this Milky Weapon of Destruction to flood the Capitol with none-to-fresh dairy milk.
Fourth: Frame all the poor dairy cows for this heinous crime.
Fifth: Take over the entire dairy world.

We gasped in absolute shock and horror!

Nico: He's going to replace all the milk with goat milk!?

Me: That's insane!

Eli: Why that malevolent sack of rotten goat meat!

Laney: He has to be stopped!

Cow: The milk must be saved!

Chicken: Um... what Cow said.

Nico: Yeah.

Me: Goat's milk is much more fattening and loaded with more cholesterol than cows milk. Uh no offense.

Cow: None taken.

Mr. Udderly: None taken.

Me: William the Kid is gonna fatten everyone up.

Mr. Udderly: Everyone someone needs to find that secret fortress and disarm that Milky Weapon of Destruction.

Me: This is gonna be a challenge. But we can do it.

Mr. Udderly: Oh I almost forgot. When William the Kid's back was turned I swiped the secret code that turns the Milky Weapon of Destruction off.

Nico: Way to go.

Spy Fox: Where is it?

Mr. Udderly: Uhh well I had to swallow the code before I could read it so it wouldn't be discovered.

Me: Leave this to me. I'm going to look inside your 4 stomachs with my X-Ray vision and don't worry it's not going to hurt.

William: You ate the code?! That's... actually very clever.

Mr. Udderly: It was thank you.

Me: All right here we go.

I turned on my X-Ray vision and looked inside him and saw his 4 stomachs.

Me: Wow look at this.

I saw a wrench in his stomach.

Me: If I had a wrench in me I would retch.

Nico: He swallowed a wrench? Yuck.

I then saw a really broken alarm clock over his heart.

Me: His ticker looks like it needs winding.

I then found the note in the 2nd Stomach.

Me: There it is. Now we need to go find that punch card and insert it in the control panel for it.

Nico: Okay. And J.D. since you know what to do with Spy Fox you help him out.

Me: Right.

Professor Quack then came.

Prof. Quack: Good morning SPY Fox. And it's an honor to meet Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Me: You too Professor Quack.

We then looked at the ingenious gadgets in the SPY Vending Machine. We then saw X-Ray Gum.

SPY Fox: X-Ray Gum.

Laney: How does that one work?

Prof. Quack: Ahh that's my new and improved BEEF Flavor X-Ray Gum.

He pulled out a blueprint.

Prof. Quack: I'll explain how it works. You take a stick out, put it up against something beefy, move it around and then you can see the yucky stuff inside. The best part is when you're done you can chew the gum. It actually has a very refreshing beefy flavor.

Spy Fox: You know four out of five dentists perfer X-Ray Gum for their patients who need X-Rays.

Laney: That's very clever. You can see inside cows without having to do surgery.

Lana: Yep.

He ate the blueprints.

Prof. Quack: A duck needs his fiber.

I pressed a button on the machine.

SPY Fox: What's in this egg-shaped container Professor Quack?

Prof. Quack: This is a little gadget I call the Spy Putty.

He pulled out a blueprint for it.

Prof. Quack: What you do is open the cute little Egg Container and spread the putty on to whatever you want to make a copy of. Press down and then peel the putty off. You have a perfect copy.

Me: That is clever.

Lana: Like with Silly Putty.

Prof. Quack: I know what you're thinking. You think that the Spy Putty looks a lot like that Silly Putty stuff they sell in toy stores. What you don't know is that I thought of it first.

He ate the plans.

Prof. Quack: Those duplicitous duplicators stole my idea!

Me: Don't you just hate it when that happens? People stealing your ideas even after you made them?

Nico: Yeah and we have had that happen many times before.

I got the Spy Putty ready for use.

Then I pushed a button and a Shoe came up? What the?

SPY Fox: It appears to be a shoe.

Nico: Is that really a gadget?

Prof. Quack: Ah that's the Night Vision Shoe, one of my most ingenious inventions.

He pulled out the blueprints for it.

Prof. Quack: If you happen to find yourself in a dark place, all you do is strap the shoe onto your head and then you can see in the dark.

Eli: That is amazing!

Me: This I got to see.

I took out the shoe and snapped my fingers and made it dark and I put the shoe on then I saw everything in the dark like with night vision binoculars.

Me: Wow! It works perfectly Professor. How cool is that.

I put the shoe back.

Spy Fox: How illuminating.

I turned the light back on.

Then Professor Quack ate the blueprints.

Prof. Quack. Yes and it has excellent arch support.

I pressed the button and it showed another invention.

SPY Fox: Mmm it looks like a delicious snack.

Me: It sure does but I know what that is. That's the Cheese and Safe Cracker Kit. I used it on Sheila's Ambassador Mission and it was really clever.

Prof. Quack: That is amazing. But let me show you how it all works.

He pulled out blueprints.

Prof. Quack: It will help you get into almost any safe in the world. I won't explain how it works because it's very scientific and complicated. Trust me when I say it works like a charm.

SPY Fox: And it tastes great in soup.

Me: I actually figured it out and it was really well created and very well made.

He ate the paper.

I went to another invention and it was a coin?

Me: It looks like a nickel.

SPY Fox: Is this coin really a SPY gadget Professor Quack?

Prof. Quack: Ah that's the SPY Trap.

He pulled out blueprints for it.

Prof. Quack: Let me explain how it works. It looks like an ordinary coin, like you might find in the street. But if you need to trap three or more bad guys, the coin explodes and a net shoots out. It traps the naughty Spy Enemies. Nice huh?

Lola: That is very cool.

SPY Fox: Heads I win. Tails they lose.

I pulled out the SPY Trap and it will be handy for this.

Then I pressed a button and cufflinks came.

SPY Fox: What handsome cufflinks. Are they a gadget as well Professor Quack?

Prof. Quack: Those are the Suction Cufflinks.

He pulled out blueprints for those.

Prof. Quack: I am very proud of them. They are tiny suction cups that allow you to climb across non-porous metal surfaces.

SPY Fox: The perfect fashion accessory for the well-dressed spy.

Leni: They are totes amazing.

Qin: It sure is.

We later got ready.

Nico: Now to get to that fortress.

Me: Just follow my lead guys. We have to figure out some puzzles and everything. Starting with the Cantina.

We went to the Cantina.

Bea Bear: Hi everyone. Welcome to the cantina. I'm Bea Bear.

Me: Pleasure to meet you Bea.

Bea Bear: If there's anything I can get you sugar, like for example sugar, you just let me know. All right?

Me: We will.

I saw a special chart for the week.

Sunday: Fat Free Egg Foo Not So Young (despite the name, there's a lot of fat in it which the Greek Cantina doesn't charge the customer for)
Monday: Bubble Gumbo
Tuesday: Squished Squid Day (squid squished with squash by being stacked under the world's most respected cookbooks and a hint of squirrel sauce is added)
Wednesday: Gelatin Fajitas
Thursday: Macrame and Cheese (Macrame and Yellow Coloured Paste as the Greek Cantina is out of real cheese)
Friday: Ham Boogers (hamburgers with pig snot as the sauce)
Saturday: Baba Ganoush Day

YUCK! VOMITVILLE ON A STICK!

Nico: Those specials you have here are unlike anything I knoe.

Bea Bear: Honey trust me you don't want to know what they are like.

Nico: Point taken.

I then saw something strange.

Me: "Chicken Knuckles To Go." What are those?

Bea Bear: Honey they are so bad that we're required by law to sell them to go. After you eat some you have to go if you know what I mean.

Me: I think I understand. I'll have one order of Chicken Knuckles to go.

She gave me some.

Bea Bear: It's your funeral honey.

Lana: I think those look good.

Laney: Yeah.

I gave her some money.

Me: Lets see.

I looked at some sauces. Starting with a pink bottle.

Me: "Beet Bliss. It Smells Funny."

Nico: Hmm.

I then looked at a teal green bottle.

Me: "Secret Sauce. May Cause Drowsiness in Alligators."

Nico: Better keep that stuff away from our friend Gretchen.

I then put some on the knuckles and we took the knuckles with us.

Later we went to a ship and we were told to get an invitation and we went over to a Trinket Stand and asked about the ship and it turns out the clerk has an invitation. We distracted him and I used the Spy Putty on it to make a copy of his invitation and I put it in my pocket. Then I used my powers to get the Sailor Steering Wheel he was trying to get down and I gave him the money. Then Spy Fox got the sailor hat. Later we went onto the ship. We then met Russian Blue.

Me: Hello there. You must be…

Russian Blue: (Russian Accent) Russian Blue. Noted socialite and attractive owner of the S.S. Deadweight.

Me: My name is J.D. Knudson, Former Leader of Team Loud Phoenix Storm and now Second in Command of the team and I say that it's an honor to make your acquaintance.

Russian Blue: Ah it is an honor J.D.

Me: Would you care to dance Ms. Blue?

Russian Blue: I would love to Mr. Knudson. But there is only one dance on this planet I will dance to and that is the Tango. I love the Tango.

Me: Ah you like Argentinian Dance Music. Very good tastes for such a beautiful flower from our friends in Russia.

Russian Blue: Indeed and thank you.

We later went back to the Mobile Command Center.

Spy Fox: Monkeypeny what can you tell us about this Russian Blue we met over on the S.S. Deadweight?

Monkeypenny: I'm glad you asked. (Lowers a monitor) Direct your attention to the screen. Here's what the SPY Corp Database has on her.
Name: Russian Blue. (Also goes by Ms. Blue, Old Blue and Kitty Kitty Kitty)
Occupation: Owner and operation of the S.S. Deadweight. Head of Public Relations with N.O.G., close associate of William the Kid and One Bad Kitty.
Known Felonies:
Indecent Tangoing (Acquited
Dancing with Intent to Tango (Acquitted)
Jay Tangoing (Acquitted)
Tangoing Out of Season (Acquitted)
Comments: Russian Blue is obviously in cahoots with William the Kid. She's not only really dangerous but she might be the perfect source of information regarding Kid's Whereabouts.

Eli: We should all keep an eye on her.

Me: But she would make a great member for the M.O.E. We already have one of our teammates on the waiting list for an archenemy that would be perfect for her.

Monkeypenny: I see.

Me: Anyway we better figure out more.

We met Sal in the bridge and then helped him end his shift and then we found out that there was a spot out at sea.

Maria: I don't see anything wrong with puzzles. They're actually very fun.

Me: Yeah but now comes the good part. We're going out to the spot where we need to check out in the sea.

We flew out to 45Ëš Latitude and 85Ëš Longitude and we saw an unusual pool of white water.

Me: A pool of white water? How weird.

I dipped my finger in it and sniffed it and tasted it and it was milk.

Me: Milk! None-to-fresh. Looks like we're going underwater for this one.

We dove into the sea and swam and then we came across a big door.

Me: A huge door. That must be the entrance into the fortress.

Nico: I'll do it.

Nico blasted the door open.

Me: Yeah!

We got into the entrance to the fortress.

Maria: It can't be that easy.

Me: It usually never is.

I went up to an electronic code panel.

Speaker: Welcome to William the Kid's Secret Volcano Fortress. Please insert the electronic code box and answer today's pass code phrase.

Me: The Camper's Sleeping Preference was Intense.

Speaker: This is correct. You may now enter the fortress at will. Have an even better day.

Me: Thank you very much.

May: The speaker's right. We HAVE been having a good day. And it's about to get even better.

Me: When we bring William the Kid down.

We went into the fortress. In order for us to blend in I snapped my fingers and we were wearing N.O.G. Jumpsuits. We then hid in a bunch of boxes and we saw William the Kid and he handed a piece of paper to Russian Blue and we later teleported and went into the office of William the Kid and I found the easel and drew on it with chalk and it revealed a clue:

MOANA GOATA
RED
GREEN
BLUE

William: What's the puzzle this time?

Me: Follow me.

We went to the locker room and then I pulled a knob and then an elevator came down and we went in and came up into an office. We then saw a bunch of paintings and then I went up to one.

Me: Moana Goata. This is it.

I pressed 3 buttons and it was a color coded locking mechanism. I pressed the code sequence and it opened a safe.

Nico: A secret wall safe!

Me: Just like during Sheila's ambassador mission.

I pulled out a Cheese & Safe Cracker kit and spread the cheese on and put crackers on and it revealed the combination: Left 1, Right 7, Left 4.

I entered the combination and it opened! It was a vault filled with punch cards.

Me: We're in!

Spy Fox: Way to go J.D.

Me: This one.

I picked the O Punch Card like in the code.

May: So far so good.

Me: Now to go to the control panel and shut it down.

We went to the Milky Weapon of Destruction control panel and then I pulled out the punch card.

Me: Here we go.

I inserted it and it was the right one and the button lit up and the control panel turned into a red disarm button.

Me: You mess with our milk and you mess with us.

I pressed the button and the weapon was disarmed!

Me: That did it! We saved the world from a foul and stinky fate. Now we need to bring that billygoat to justice.

Maria: Where is he?

Me: He's making a getaway on his blimp. Follow me.

We went to a billboard and opened a door and we flew over and went across a river and into a room and we then saw the Dairy Cows.

Me: It's the cows.

Spy Fox: Hang on everyone.

We pushed the lever and freed them. But then we heard a blimp and on a video screen was William.

William the Kid: You think you've won Team Loud Phoenix Storm but you're wrong. Go ahead. Free the cows this time. But I'll be back to milk the world yet again! (EVIL LAUGHTER)

He was getting away.

Spy Fox: Not so fast kid! The last thing the world needs is another escaped goat!

Me: After him!

We went after him!

We flew after him and then went for his blimp.

We landed on William the Kid's blimp.

Me: Now we have to send him to prison. But since nobody got hurt he would make a great addition to the M.O.E.

Nico: Good thinking. We'll send him to the M.O.E. Prison.

Me: Good. Vypra opened up a one way portal into the prison. We just need to get the blimp over to these coordinates: 18"W and 04Ëš South.

Nico: Okay.

We went to the front of the blimp and we rigged an Ejection Seat that was powered by a toaster and then we programmed a robot pilot.

William The Kid: What's going on!? The blimp is changing course!

Spy Fox: Sorry Kid but we have a little errand we need to run.

William the Kid: What!? Team Loud Phoenix Storm!? I'm really getting tired of your meddling in my dairy domination plans.

Me: We do have a reputation like that.

Nico: For your information, we DID free the cows. But we're gonna make sure you don't try this again.

Spy Fox: And we just thought we toast your accomplishment before you go.

We waved goodbye.

William the Kid: Go? What do you mean by that?

Suddenly…

BOING!

HE WAS CATAPULTED RIGHT OUT OF THE BLIMP!

William the Kid: NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

We teleported out and flew into the air and William flew through the portal and into a cell of the M.O.E. Prison.

Me: Well that's it for him.

Dark Spicer: Yep. William is now locked up for good.

William the Kid: I would have gotten away with my evil plan if it weren't for that pesky Team Loud Phoenix Storm!

He then saw us and growled in rage!

William the Kid: (ENRAGED) TEAM LOUD PHOENIX STORM! (SHAKING HIS FIST) YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS! I'LL BE BACK! NO JAIL CAN HOLD WILLIAM THE KID!

The portal closed and William knew he was gonna be in the Masters Of Evil Prison for a very long time.


LATER THAT DAY


Walter Wireless: Walter Wireless here with our top story. SPY Fox, The Masters of Evil and Team Loud Phoenix Storm all have saved the dairy-starved nations of the world from a near disastrous milk shortage. Today at the Capitol, the President is honoring SPY Fox as the nation's new hero along with Team Loud Phoenix Storm and the Masters of Evil. We now go live to the Presidential Press Room where the ceremony is already in progress.

President of the United States: For outstanding heroism and suaveness in the face of udder dairy chaos, and for bringing the nefarious William the Kid to justice, I award you SPY Fox and all of Team Loud Phoenix Storm and the Masters of Evil our nations highest honor. May I present you with the Big-Daddy Congressional Cookie of Justice.

Me: Thank you very much Mr. President.

Nico: It was an honor.

SPY Fox: Why thank you Mr. President. It was a routine mission really.

Nico: We were just doing what we like to do best and that is face bad guys.

President of The United States: Three Cheers for Team Loud Phoenix Storm, The Masters of Evil and SPY Fox!

We smiled and we were happy and cameras were flashing all over.

SPY Fox: We got our cookies.

Me and SPY Fox: Has anyone got milk?

Our team had done it. We were glad that the worlds milk was saved and William the Kid was behind bars. It was awesome. And NO ONE will eat dry cereal on our watch.

THE END


Another awesome adventure done.

Spy Fox is one of my favorite games from my childhood and it was so awesome that I got to learn so much from it. But it was mostly for those that were in 6th Grade and it was awesome. But it was terrible that William the Kid was going to replace all the world's milk with Goat's Milk. Not good! But it was awesome how we stopped him. You'll expect to see many more adventures with Spy Fox in the future. It was so awesome though. I had lots of games on the computer back when I was a kid and it was so awesome. Humongous Entertainment made great games and they will always be part of our youth and childhood in making us smart and imaginative. Very educational too. The first part of the chapter was for the awesome Popeye episode Popeye Meets Ali Baba's Forty Thieves and that is one of my favorite cartoons from my childhood and it was awesome. The second part was for the Scooby Doo episode called Don't Go Near The Fortress of Fear and that was a cool one where the gang all went to Puerto Rico. It was great. The opening where Lucy Loud got The Dreaded Nolox was based on the episode of AAAHH! REAL MONSTERS called Krumm Gets The Dreaded Nolox and that was a crazy one! Krumm got nasty hiccoughs that made him retch out all kinds of junk and Oblina and Ickis were up for days to the point of going crazy! That episode aired on September 23rd, 1995 and it was funny! NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Etstheclarencefan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Nico's next rescue is gonna be in the Digital World and me, Nico and Musa are going there to face Devimon who has returned from the dead to get revenge against Nico. Now Nico has a score to settle with the very Digimon that has caused the Digimon numerous problems in the past. NOW It's personal for Nico as he and Devimon have a score to settle. And they will also meet a Sonorosian Gene-Slammer named Rhonda LaBouche and she is from France and has a lot of awesome FIRE powers because she has the Mark of Scath emblazoned in the Middle of her Forehead. Like Slade did she too has all of his powers and more. But her powers are 100 quadrillion times much stronger than Slade's. She is also from Nico's history class and she knows so much about all of France's history. The next rescue for Lincoln is gonna be in the world of Dragonball Z and we're gonna go to Colm's fishing village and we're going to face an evil version of Aquamaria and we're going to also help Colm fly like Pan promised. And we're going to meet a Firebird Gene-Sammer named Catherine Iroh Lan Kai and she is a powerful Firebender too. She will reveal one of the biggest secrets EVER about Flip and why he should have gotten the chair 100-fold instead of being humiliated. Speaking of which. Get ready for another hilarious bout of laughter before we go to Charlie Brown's home to help him and we're going to humiliate Flip, Lewis Travolta, Billy McLean, Amy and Icky Vicky in one of the most hilarious humiliations EVER!

See you all tomorrow and hold on to your sides for it.