IN MEMORY OF PETER ROBBINS
Flying over the oceans of the Alien World of Mer, Nico, Laney Simmons the Amperi Gene-Slammer and Hikaru Akatsuki were flying over the sea and it was beautiful to see the world of Mer flourishing without the threat of Dark Water and the Darkdweller going to destroy it.
Nico: Thanks for coming with me, Hikaru.
Hikaru: Anytime Nico. It's awesome to be on a rescue with you.
Laney Simmons: Wow it sure is.
Nico: Wow! So this is the world of Mer. I always wondered what this planet was like. J.D. and the others were here before and they destroyed the Dark Water and the Darkdweller and they met Ren and his crew. So awesome.
Laney Simmons: Wow it's beautiful. Ren's home planet is absolutely incredible. And the view of the planets in the sky is amazing.
Nico: It sure is.
Hikaru: It sure is magnificent. Morpho, Ren, Tula, Ioz and Niddler told us a lot about this place.
Nico: It's my first time here. I wasn't with the team when everyone was here the first time. But this is so cool.
Laney Simmons: It sure is amazing.
Nico: So, Hikaru. You plan on getting married to Noriko in the future?
Hikaru: (Blushing) Yes and I haven't proposed to her yet. But I will soon.
Nico: Well there's still time to do that.
Laney Simmons: Yeah there sure is.
THUNDERCLAP!
Then they saw a massive and powerful thunderstorm up ahead and it was literally surging with incredibly powerful lightning.
Nico: WOW! Look at that!
Laney Simmons: That storm is powerful! I've never seen lightning that intense.
Hikaru: Me neither. Amazing.
Nico: Hikaru, now you and your team are in relationships. Jessica has Lincoln. Akira has Sydney. Ed has Nanette. And Chris has Qin.
Hikaru: Yep we're all pretty much covered.
Laney Simmons: I'm happy for you all too.
Hikaru: Thanks Laney.
Nico: Lets go check out that storm.
They flew towards it and they saw beautiful islands that were overflowing with the jewels and beauties of life.
Nico: Wow! Mer looks better than ever. J.D. and the team did amazingly well here the first time.
Laney Simmons: Wow! That was some adventure.
THUNDERCLAP!
Nico: WOW!
They got closer and the streams of lightning were more powerful than that of a normal Amperi's lightning!
THUNDERCLAP! THUNDERCLAP!
Laney Simmons: That lightning is incredible!
Hikaru: Yeah!
Nico: Wait look there!
THUNDERCLAP! THUNDERCLAP!
They saw a figure streak across the sky as powerful bolts of lightning struck the water and they saw a scary bone pirate ship on the water!
Nico: WHOA! That's the Maelstrom and that is Lord Bloth's ship! Perfect.
Laney Simmons: This is gonna be awesome! I remember watching The Pirates of Dark Water back when I was a little girl and hardly ANYONE remembers it now these days.
Nico: I know. What a darn shame. Hikaru, now's a good time to D Smash your version of Thor!
Hikaru: Right! TIME FOR LIGHTNING TO STRIKE! THOR! D-SMASH!
He summoned the Disk Wars version of Thor, Champion and Protector of Asgard!
They flew at the Maelstrom and Nico fired small fireballs and they hit the floor of the ship and exploded all over.
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM!
They landed.
Nico: AVAST YE SCALLYWAGS!
Lord Bloth then came out!
Lord Bloth: Who are you boy!?
Nico: Nicolas Chan, leader of Team Loud Phoenix Storm. You remember J.D. Knudson?
Lord Bloth: He was the dog that killed me!
Nico: Ah so you do remember. Well I joined the team just after he and the team came back after dealing with you the first time and I was appointed as Second in Command. But over the years we have been on many adventures and now I am officially the leader of the Team. I wasn't with the team when J.D. and everyone fought you all before.
Lord Bloth: So I see. You have become quite a formidable force then. I take it you are here for a challenge?
Nico: But of course. And you must be after the 13 Treasures of Rule I take it?
Lord Bloth: Not anymore. I lost the treasures forever because of J.D. and his team!
Nico: Thor?
Disk Wars Thor: Yes?
Nico: (smirks) Bring down the lightning. (sheepishly) Sorry. That doesn't sound cool as telling Hulk to smash.
Disk Wars Thor: I like it!
Hikaru: I think that's clever.
Lord Bloth then saw Nico's tail and he gasped.
Lord Bloth: That tail! You're a Saiyan!
Nico: That's right. I am a Saiyan. How did you know about my race?
Lord Bloth: Your race has made quite a fearsome reputation across the galaxy as the most feared in the universe.
Nico: Blame Frieza for that. But he's no more and my race is on the road to redemption. We are now no longer the most feared race in the universe. Even though Frieza's crimes will haunt the Saiyans for many years to come we will not let the past haunt us. Now shall we dance?
Lord Bloth: Lets!
Suddenly…
THUNDERCLAP!
A boit of lightning struck the ship and blew the Maelstrom's mast off and threw it into the water!
?: You will not touch Nico!
An Evolved Amperi appeared!
Nico: WHOA!
Laney Simmons: An Evolved Amperi! I had a feeling it was one of them.
Evolved Amperi: (In a girl's voice) Been a long time Laney and it's awesome to see you Nico.
Laney Simmons: That voice!
Nico: Chelsea Storm! Wow you look awesome as an Evolved Amperi.
Lord Bloth: Get them!
Nico: We'll talk more after this.
Nico unsheathed his sword and then clashed with the crew and knocked down Konk, Mantus and the Lugg brothers with a powerful kick and Thor and Chelsea fired blasts of powerful lightning and electrocuted many of the crew.
Laney Simmons kicked and crew man in his face and flew into the and Konk and Mantus were riding the Dagrons and they flew after Laney.
Laney Simmons: That's right you lizards. Follow the lightning.
Kong: We got wench now.
Laney then fired a powerful blast of blue lightning and it hit the Dagrons and electrocuted them and they expoded!
KRABOOOM KRABBOOOMM!
The explosions sent Konk and Mantus into the water!
They knocked out all of Bloth's crew.
Lord Bloth: You are more skilled than I thought boy. You definitely hold up to the powers of your race.
Nico: Yes that's the ways of the Saiyan. The more we fight the more powerful we become. And we have gotten many times more powerful over the years.
Lord Bloth: So I see. Because I'm a fair man I have an offer for you.
Nico: This better be good.
Lord Bloth: Oh it is. How would you like to join my crew?
Nico: No thanks. But I do have an offer for you Bloth.
Lord Bloth: And what would that be boy?
Nico: Join our frenemies in the Masters of Evil as one of our Archenemies. We have many of our teammates waiting for some and you would make a great archenemy for one of us. You and many of your crew definitely fit those standards.
Lord Bloth: So I see. But since J.D. really put up a good fight against the Darkdweller and saved all of Mer I will give that a chance. And since you are the leader now, I will accept your offer.
Nico: I'm glad.
Laney Simmons: It's gonna be a while but with our awesome journeys there's many of people to choose from.
Nico: Also, have you seen any robots with either of these symbols? (shows pictures of Autobot and Decepticon symbols)
Lord Bloth: Hmm. I think I have.
Then they heard motorcycle revving and suddenly out of the clouds came a motorcycle and it transformed and it landed and it was Live Action Mohawk!
Live Action Mohawk: WOOHOO! That was awesome!
Nico: Wow! You're Mohawk!
Live Action Mohawk: What up, fellas! Man, I wanna kill y'all right now! Hahaha! But I'mma kill ya later! Definitely gonna kill you mofos later!
Nico: I remember how much you like to talk but you are now gonna work with me.
Nico pulled out his Decepticon Leadership Medal and showed it to him.
Nico: The war is over in this universe.
Mohawk: Fine with me. Considering that the last time I did participated in warfare, my head came off with me still alive in it! In fact, I don't know how I got here with my whole body after that.
Nico: It's still a big mystery with us.
Laney Simmons: Yeah no kidding.
Chelsea Storm then came and she reverted back and she was a girl dressed in lilac purple clothes and had lilac purple hair and eyes.
Chelsea Storm: Yeah this will be awesome.
Laney Simmons: Chelsea!
They hugged.
Chelsea Storm: Wow it's awesome you're with the team now.
Laney Simmons: Same here.
Hikaru: Awesome.
Thor: This is gonna be most fun with you on the team.
Hikaru: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Chelsea Storm: I have so many of them but most of them were in science class. We studied a lot of chemistry class. Me and Nico made a powerful chemical formula and suddenly it exploded in my face and then I can suddenly do this.
ZOOM!
She ran faster than a bolt of lightning and ran all over the ship with incredible speed.
Nico: I remember that. It was awesome. The explosion gave her Super Speed and made her as fast as lightning.
ZOOM!
Chelsea came back.
Chelsea Storm: Yep. It was how I got the nickname Lightning Speed Chelsea.
Laney Simmons: That was awesome. And you are perfect for being Evolved Amperi Gene-Slammer Chelsea. They move as fast as lightning.
Chelsea Storm: It sure is.
Nico and Chelsea hugged.
Nico: I really missed you.
Chelsea Storm: Me too Nico.
Laney Simmons: We all did.
Nico: Lets go home guys.
They all went back to Earth.
Mohawk was gonna be an awesome new addition to the team. Same with Chelsea. Bloth and his crew will make awesome additions to the M.O.E. Now we just had to find the right archenemies for them.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln, Nico, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lincoln's harem, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, Sima Shi, Sima Zhao, Sun Jian, Guo Jia, Zhang Bao, Guan Xing, Cao Cao, Liu Bei, Sun Quan, Sima Yi, Jiang Wei, Yukimura Sanada (Samurai Warriors), Keiji Maeda (Samurai Warriors), Kanetsugu Naoe (Samurai Warriors), Hanzo Hattori (Samurai Warriors), Musashi Miyamoto (Samurai Warriors), Heathcliff, Sonja (Heathcliff), Riff-Raff, Hector (Heathcliff), Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Mutio, Mei-Ling Huang, Tetsu Hayami, Mayumi Kino, Tokuhiro Iga, and Thor are heading back to the world of Blue Submarine No. 6, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the nine girls, but we got word that Zorndyke is back, along with Verg, and this time, we're going to throw him in jail.
Lincoln: Wow, we're back in the world of Blue Submarine No. 6, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the nine girls, but we got word that Zorndyke is back, along with Verg, and this time, we're going to throw him in jail.
Nico: That's right, big guy. We'd already sent him to his death two times, but now, we're just going to throw him in jail for good, where he'll stay there until the day he dies. But, Verg is going to be the only one who dies.
Me: You got that right.
Mutio: I never thought we'd see him yet again, he just doesn't even know when to quit, does he?
Sherlock Hound: (British Accent) And we got word that the Gene-Slammer of Blizzed, Defender of the Ice Barrier is here, and this one is said to have a connection to Katara and her mother, Kya. And I've got the suspicion that you were the only one who knew about it, Lincoln.
Lincoln: I'll explain everything later, and thanks for also joining us on our rescue, Thor.
Thor: You're welcome, Lincoln.
?: HELP!
Suddenly, Lincoln heard the sound of nine girls calling for help. With his deep sapphire blue cyborg eyes and superhuman sight, along with sensing energy signals, he saw and heard exactly where the call for help was coming from. He saw the nine girls, but they've been cornered by Zorndyke and Verg, and they're going to kill them.
Lincoln: Guys, I found the nine girls, but they've been cornered by Zorndyke and Verg, and they're going to kill them.
?: That genocidal mad scientist, we've got to stop him!
Then, we saw Blizzed, Defender of The Ice Barrier appear before us.
Lincoln: That voice, I knew it was you, Kayla Katara Kya. But, we'll have to talk later, right now, we've got a mad scientist to stop.
We rushed on over, and Lincoln fired a powerful barrage of rainbow energy balls and elemental forces, which hits Zorndyke and Verg, and that allowed the nine girls to get away. When Zorndyke and Verg saw us, they flew into a rage.
Zorndyke: Team Loud Phoenix Storm, how dare you get in my way yet again?! Humanity must be destroyed!
Verg: And I will destroy all of you to win Zorndyke's approval!
Lincoln fired a rainbow energy blade, which pierced Verg's black heart, and he exploded in purple flames, and he was Super Hakaied for good, leaving Zorndyke alone.
Lincoln: You're not destroying humanity ever again, Zorndyke. This is the last time that we deal with you!
Lincoln unholstered his improved massive Sword of Universal Hope and Elemental Bravery from his wider and muscular back and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and unholster their massive swords, Sima Shi, Sima Zhao, Sun Jian, Guo Jia, Zhang Bao, Guan Xing, Cao Cao, Liu Bei, Sima Yi, Sun Quan, and Jiang Wei got out their weapons, The Samurai Warriors got out their weapons, Lincoln's sisters transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and unholster their massive swords from their backs, Lincoln's sisters transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and unholster their massive swords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholster their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Dark Compassion and Demonic Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demon Fang of The Demon Hound sword from his wider and more muscular back, Mutio, Mei-Ling Huang, Tetsu Hayami, Mayumi Kino, Tokuhiro Iga, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, and Ravus Nox Fleuret got out their swords, Hector got out his massive Heaven's Maw of Judgement sasumata pike, Thor got out Mjollnir, and Me, Nico, Eli, and Nicole also unholstered our massive swords and transformed, and we went at Zorndyke, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time Energy, Gravity, and Magic, steel orbs, stars, rainbow flames, rainbow crystals, orange flames, blue flames, ice, green flames, and water, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit Zorndyke.
Then, Lincoln tied Zorndyke up in a rainbow energy straitjacket with rainbow chains, and beamed him to the Uranus Prison, where he was chained to the wall of his cell in Solitary Confinement with rainbow energy and Neutronium Chains. We cheered wildly as we holster our weapons and power down.
Lincoln: That's it for that genocidal mad scientist. (To Kayla Katara Kya) And it's so good to see you again, Kayla.
Kayla Katara Kya: You too, too, Lincoln, it's been a long time.
They went up to each other and they hugged, and Kayla Katara Kya was very surprised at just how much taller and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you when you were twelve, and as you can see, I have grown a lot since then.
Kayla Katara Kya: Whoa, you sure have, you've really grown a lot from the eleven-year-old cute little boy into a 17-year-old 7'0" tall and very handsome and manly teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, that's so awesome.
Nico: Wow, Lincoln, you know her?
Lincoln: Yeah, I do, Nico. This is Kayla Katara Kya, she's a Waterbender born with an immensely powerful Waterbending that's 150,000 times more powerful than all of the strongest Waterbenders combined and can easily overpower Firebending, even when enhanced with Sozin's Comet. And Sherlock Hound's right, you see, I found out that Kayla Katara Kya is the illegitimate biological half-sister of Katara and one of Kya's daughters.
We gasped at the revelation.
Me: (Amazed) No way, so she's the illegitimate biological daughter of Kya and half-sister of Katara?! hat's incredible!
Nico: (Amazed) Wait until Katara, Sokka, and Kya see her, this'll be one awesome reunion.
Kayla Katara Kya: It'll be good to see Katara, Sokka, and my mother again, and I already know that the war is over, and Ozai's in prison for life, and I've also got a dark revelation about Joe Quimby and it's 1,000 times much worse than everything he has done.
Nico: Uh oh, and I've got a feeling none of us are going to like it one bit.
Lincoln: We'll wait to hear about that later. Let's get you back to normal, Kayla. Boys, you know the drill.
Me, Nico, Eli, and the rest of the boys covered our eyes as Lincoln snapped his fingers, and Kayla was was reverting back to normal. Kayla Katara Kya is a beautiful 17-year-old girl with long blue hair going to the upper part of her back, blue eyes and she also has the symbol of the Water Tribe emblazoned on her forehead, fair skin, she's 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, and she has massive blue angel wings, as she reigned in the power of Blizzed, Defender of The Ice Barrier.
Lincoln: How do you feel, Kayla?
Kayla Katara Kya: Good (Realizes she's in her birthday suit) But, I'm also in my birthday suit.
Lincoln gave Kayla Katara Kya her new wardrobe, a short-sleeved blue top with ocean waves with a blue phoenix and the symbol of the Water Tribe on it, blue skirt with Blizzed on it, blue pants, blue sneakers, and a long blue sleeveless trenchcoat with ice and water on the coattails and on the back is Blizzed, Defender of The Ice Barrier, and on her back is a large Blizzed, Defender of The Ice Barrier-themed sword with a 6'5" massive, wide, double-edged, man-sized blue blade with Blizzed, Defender of The Ice Barrier etched on it, Blizzed's wings for the crossguard, large blue gem for the hilt, longer black handle, and a large blue gem surrounded by angel wings for the pommel.
Kayla Katara Kya: Wow, I love the new outfit and sword you made for me, Lincoln.
Suddenly, a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Kayla Katara Kya's neck with blue gems on the gold lightning bolts and blue crystals links from her new Crystal Necklace of the Buddha, which merged with her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love.
Kayla Katara Kya: (Surprised) Whoa, is this...?
Lincoln: Yep, that's a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Kayla.
Kayla Katara Kya had a smile on her face and tears coming from her eyes, as Lincoln wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist and he leaned down and he kissed her on the lips, and she returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the nine girls here, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them. The nine girls are Kuze Kiriha, Sendou Erika, Tougi Shiro, Yuuki Haruna, Yuuki Kanade, and Amaike Shizuko from Fortune Arterial, Sara Halifa, Fei Cui, and Mitamura Sayoko from Gallery Fake.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Kuze Kiriha, Sendou Erika, Tougi Shiro, Yuuki Haruna, Yuuki Kanade, Amaike Shizuko, Sara Halifa, Fei Cui, and Mitamura Sayoko.
Nicole Knudson: From Fortune Arterial and Gallery Fake, awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Kuze Kiriha: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Kuze Kiriha and the other eight girls saw who it was that saved them from Zorndyke and Verg, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old 7'0" tall, handsome, bare-chested hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead, golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive and wide right pec and it was surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his wider and more muscular back, and right on top was the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, and Buffalo, and below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Lightning Storms, The Weather, and The Thirteen Elemental Forces, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, and Golden-Hearted Lover, Father of Many Kids, Son, and Future Husband, Descendant of The 17th Century Duke Lincoln of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, God of Truth and Justice, and Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it and a kanji that read "Spiciest Man of The Loud House" on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and a Mark of Manhood tattoo of a bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm.
He had his massive Sword of Universal Hope and Elemental Bravery holstered on his wider and muscular back, his orange Crystal Saber holstered on his left hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted orange bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, his large gold Cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive and indestructible deep sapphire blue angel wings and the stars and blue nebulae reflecting on them with rainbow tips on the large deep sapphire blue feathers, and he was dressed in an orange version of He Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, and Buffalo on them and with hanging mini silver lightning bolts held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with large orange gem for the belt buckle on his waist, a pair of large blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs with the orange kanjis "Savior of The Loud House, Powerful Student of Many Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of The Crusaders of The Thunderbird, and The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms" on the left legs, and large white leather combat boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on it, a large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts with a large deep sapphire blue gem in the shape of a Thunderbird on top of a silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on his neck and across his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, a large Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring on his left ring finger, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger, he had eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs, and circling around his feet on the floor are eight golden crosses with angelic runes.
Kuze Kiriha: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.
Then, Lincoln made eight clones of himself, and he and the eight girls went up to the girls, and picked them up and hugged them in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrap their arms around the necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.
Kuze Kiriha: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, nine Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Kuze Kiriha, Sendou Erika, Tougi Shiro, Yuuki Haruna, Yuuki Kanade, Amaike Shizuko, Sara Halifa, Fei Cui, and Mitamura Sayoko with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and crystals links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha. We return to the Estate, and we told everyone what'd happened, and they were shocked when they found out the villain we went after were Zorndyke and Verg, who returned from the dead, and that Kayla Katara Kya, the Blizzed, Defender of The Ice Barrier Gene-Slammer, is the illegitimate daughter of Kya and half-sister of Katara and Sokka.
But, when Lincoln showed what he did in killing Verg and Super Hakaing him and all of us beating up Zorndyke and putting him in prison, they cheered wildly for Lincoln and the rest of us, and they hugged us, and the girls in Lincoln's harem then went up to Lincoln, and they kissed him all over. Lincoln and Kayla Katara Kya now have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back, and she's been reunited with Katara, Sokka, and Kya.
After throwing Zorndyke in prison and getting rid of Verg for good, we were training intensely in the gym, this time, doing 150,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 9,500-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and when Kayla Katara Kya saw Lincoln working out like crazy, she had an atomic red blush on her face.
Kayla Katara Kya: Whoa, Lincoln's really grown to be a 17-year-old 7'0" tall, really big, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful muscles hard at work, and to work out with those 9,500-lb barbells and not even get tired, incredible.
Lincoln: And I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Kayla, and now, I can also fight and defend myself.
Kayla Katara Kya: That's incredible.
Nico: It sure is, Kayla. So, what's this dark revelation about Joe Quimby, and like you said, it's a 1000 times much worse than everything he's ever done?
Kayla Katara Kya: You're not going to like it, Nico, same with everyone here. I was approached and asked by The FBI to go undercover in Springfield, and dig up something about Joe Quimby. I agreed to do so, and they knew of my immensely powerful Waterbending and training in martial arts. Once I agreed to the task, I infiltrated Springfield's Town Hall, and still hidden in the shadows, I went into a hidden room in the back, and I found out that Joe Quimby was planning to defraud the government of The United States by kidnapping the President's daughter and offering a ransom of one trillion dollars to get her back, and he planned to get Mr. Burns to kidnap her. But, once they got the money, they'll kill her in cold blood. After I recorded the whole thing, I went back to the FBI's office in Washington D.C., and after I played the whole conversation, they issued a bounty on Joe Quimby and Mr. Burns' heads of $500,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, since those two have committed some dark crimes in Springfield. But, some of the agents that were sent to arrest those two were murdered by Quimby's thugs and Burns' goons, and that tripled the bounties on their heads.
We gasped in shock at this dark revelation.
Me: (Shocked) My God, now that's one nasty and dark revelation.
Nico: (Shocked) This is indeed 1000 worse than everything Quimby's done: planning to defraud the government of The United States by kidnapping the President's daughter and offering a ransom of one trillion dollars to get her back, and he planned to get Mr. Burns to kidnap her. But, once they got the money, they'd kill her in cold blood. Now, I'm really glad we killed Quimby and Mr. Burns.
Lincoln: You said it, but if Mr. Burns comes back, he's getting The Black Gates, along with Quimby. After all of the horrible things they've done for over three decades, they need to be erased from existence and history, and doomed to be forgotten for all eternity.
Lori: You said it, Lincoln, and if this gets out to the Springfield Scumbags who are in The Masters of Evil, they'll be horrified even more, and they'll want to go to war against Quimby and Mr. Burns.
Scott Pilgrim: Sheesh, and I've seen the crimes of Joe Quimby and Mr. Burns in The Simpsons, and to find out they're not only corrupt officials, but also traitors to The United States, that's shocking.
Lincoln: And you already knew of the destruction of Springfield, right, Kayla?
Kayla Katara Kya: That's right, Lincoln, and you guys did an amazing job with that. And I've got just the thing for you guys.
Kayla Katara Kya got the reward money for the bounties put the heads of Joe Quimby and Mr. Burns: $500,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, and we put it into our accounts.
Lincoln: Awesome, and now, we should shower and get ready for our beach date at Lake Lamode, and kids, you're also joining us.
Thunder Sparkle: Awesome.
We got a shower after our workouts, and then, Lincoln, his harem, and his kids got ready for their date, and it's at Lake Lamode in the world of Mario.
Lincoln then snapped his fingers, and the 17-year-old 7'0", white-haired, handsome, and extremely muscular teen was dressed in large orange swim trunks with a phoenix, thunderbird, buffalo, angel, and elemental forces on it, along with his large weighted orange bands with silver phoenixes on his massive biceps and thighs, his jewelry, large orange sandals, and eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs, and he also had his weapons holstered, in case of trouble.
Lincoln's harem were dressed in two-piece bikinis in their favorite colors, sandals, along with their jewelry, and they also had their weapons holstered in case of trouble.
And Lincoln's kids were dressed in swimsuits in their favorite colors, sandals, along with their jewelry, and they also had their weapons holstered in case of trouble.
Lincoln: Alright, everyone, are we ready?
Thunderbird Apple: We're ready, Dad.
Lincoln, his harem, and his kids left the World Tree Estate, and they arrived at Lake Lamode, and when Lincoln's kids saw Lake Lamode, they were amazed.
Storm Rainbow: Wow, so this is Lake Lamode, the place where you, Mom, our aunts, and the rest of your harem went to, Dad? This is so...AWESOME!
Lincoln: That's right, Storm Rainbow, and it's amazing. Now, you, your sisters, and the rest of the kids are now visiting Lake Lamode. Shall we?
Lincoln, his harem, and his kids dive down, and they began swimming around the place, and they met the inhabitants of Lake Lamode, and they were amazed. Then, they had lunch inside the Water Plaza, and it was indeed amazing, and they played with the kids. Then, as soon as the sun's about to set on Lake Lamode, Lincoln made clones of himself, and he and the clones went up to the girls in his harem and picked the girls up in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and as the sun turns orange, they passionately kissed and hugged with supercharged and intense passion. Then, they came back home to the Estate, and they were in their original clothes.
Nico: Hey, guys, how was your date?
Storm Rainbow: Awesome, Uncle Nico, we went to Lake Lamode in the world of Mario. Dad told us that he, Mom, our aunts, and the rest of his harem have been there on their dates, and it's everything that they said it was.
Thunder Sparkle: It was so awesome.
Emerald Shine: And it was our first time going there, and it was amazing.
Mirage Daffodil: And we met the inhabitants there, and they were really friendly.
Me: That's awesome, and I'm glad you guys had a ton of family fun there.
Lincoln: You got that right, J.D. I'm so glad the kids had fun there. This reminds me of the family trips we went on.
Lynn Loud: Oh yeah, and even though things didn't go according to plan, we still had fun, Lincoln.
Storm Rainbow: Whoa, we'll have to hear about that later, Aunt Lynn.
Lynn Loud: Trust me, Storm Rainbow, your dad and all of us had a bit of a wild time, and it was very chaotic.
Later it was time for Fluttershy's 2nd Ambassador Mission.
William: Better be careful, Lincoln. I heard the Mammoth Tribe are really strong.
Nico: And if they are like everything that Mammoths were back over 30,000 years ago then you better be careful.
Lincoln: I will.
Me: Laval is really awesome Lincoln. You will love meeting him and his friends in Chima.
Lincoln: I know I will.
Me: Lets head out guys.
I opened the portal and we were off to Chima.
Moonlight Raven then came to Nico.
Moonlight Raven: Nico I think you should know something?
Nico: What's wrong Moonlight?
Moonlight Raven: I have this feeling that Attinger of the Live Action Transformer Universe may be here on Earth like much of Cemetery Wind is.
Nico: Oh man!
We arrived at the Chima Castle.
Me: Here we are.
Lincoln: Wow! Chima is so beautiful.
Me: Yep it sure is.
Laval and everyone saw us.
Laval: Hey guys!
Eris (Chima): Awesome to see you all here.
Me: Yep.
Fluttershy: Laval, this is my boyfriend and the greatest man ever.
Lincoln: Awesome to meet you all. My name is Lincoln Landon Loud.
Me: Lincoln is one of my best friends and we have gone through so much on many of our adventures over the years.
Laval: Awesome! It's a pleasure to meet you Lincoln.
Eris (Chima): We heard so much about you.
Cragger: You have an awesome family and an amazing heart from what we heard.
Lincoln: Thanks. It's an awesome honor to be here.
Laval: Glad you are here. I take it you heard about the Mammoth Tribe?
Me: That's our next target here. But we heard they are very simple minded.
Eris (Chima): You heard right.
Laval: Fluttershy, first, I'm going to teach you how to use Chi.
Fluttershy: Oh I would like that. It would be an honor to learn what you know.
Me: That will be awesome to see. I should one day introduce you all to the Kung Fu Defenders of the Valley of Peace. They can use Chi too. Same with Iron Fist.
Lincoln: That's right he can.
Me: First lets get you set up for this Fluttershy.
I snapped my fingers and she was now in an awesome green and pink version of Master Goku's fighting uniform and it matched her dress. We're going to help her learn how to use the powers of Chi.
Cragger: While you're doing that, I'll get my new vehicle ready.
Laval: The Swamp Skimmer, right?
Cragger: Yep. This will be awesome.
Me: Awesome. Lets get to work!
We got to work and Fluttershy was learning all about the awesome powers of Chi and she was really learning all kinds of techniques. She also was learning really fast. She was learning how to use the powers of Chi. She has the powers of making plants and trees grow fast in seconds and she even can make new plants and flowers and more. She even learned how to fire Chi energy blasts like how we fire Kamehameha Waves and everything. And she can even form a Chi Creature and control it. She learned so many amazing techniques. And I was learning them too.
Laval: You're learning great, Fluttershy!
Me: Wow she is taking everything you guys do and soaking it all up like a sponge.
Laval: She sure is.
Fluttershy: Oh I am just trying my hardest.
Eris (Chima): And you are doing great.
We continued training more and she was really learning fast.
Cragger: No one from the Mammoth Tribe here yet.
Me: But there will be. They will show up. In fact, they're coming!
We saw trees move and we saw THE MAMMOTH TRIBE!
Me: Wow! They may be strong but they are dimwitted but they would make excellent members of the Masters of Evil.
Lincoln: I agree there.
Fluttershy: Shall we get them?
Lincoln: Ladies first.
Fluttershy: Why thank you Linky.
Fluttershy fired a blast of Chi energy and then it hit the ground in front of the Mammoths and entangled them all in vines.
Me: AWESOME!
Lincoln: Wow! Way to go Flutters!
All the tribes of Chima cheered wildly for Fluttershy!
Laval: Sorry. You guys seem a little TIED up!
Mungus: You all will!
Me: You know what you guys need a much better life than trying to freeze the world. You would make awesome members for our frenemies in the M.O.E.
Lincoln: I agree. It would be great if you all had awesome archenemies with us in the future.
Fluttershy: I agree there.
Mungus: Well we need better jobs.
Me: Wise decision.
We later came back and we had the Mammoth Tribe with us.
Nico: Wow you guys did better than we thought.
Me: Yep. Fluttershy learned some new abilities. She now has the powers of Chi.
Lincoln: She tied them up with vines.
Fluttershy: Um would you all like to see?
Nico: Sure.
She did some stances and then flowers on vines popped up and spread all over the sofa and they were beautiful blue Columbine flowers and they smelled amazing.
Nico: Whoa! Fluttershy that is so amazing!
Eli: Wow! And the Columbine is a beautiful flower.
Me: It's the flower of Colorado.
May: Next time, Carmen Dillo should go with you.
Fluttershy: Oh that's a great idea May.
Me: Carmen Dillo will love meeting everyone in Chima. Eli, Nico and May you can come too. Our next target will be the Ice Bear Tribe.
Eli: Oh wow! This will be fun.
Nico: Count me in.
May: Aeesome.
Later we were getting ready for taking down Harold Attinger.
Nico: Soundwave, pinpoint Attinger's last known location.
Soundwave: Affirmative.
Concrete Man: Dude, calm down, will you? Attinger's not going anywhere.
Nico: You're right. I probably should calm myself down with a glass of water.
Lana: Here you go Nico.
Lana gave him a glass of water.
Nico: Ah Thanks Lana.
She gave him the glass.
Lola: Moonlight Raven has been worried about this as much as we have.
Optimus Prime: I can't believe that Attinger is that dangerous.
Me: Neither can we but he is pure evil. And he needs to pay for his crimes in prison.
Soundwave: Subject Attinger found. Location Gotham Royal York Landfill.
Lana: At the landfill? Awesome!
We arrived at the landfill and we saw a house behind a pile of garbage.
Attinger was working and then…
KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion blasted through the wall of the house and a phoenix cry was heard and then we came out.
Me: Harold Attinger. So we meet at last.
Nico: You must be Attinger. And you also look upset.
Attinger: I don't get upset, Chan. I get determined. And one of the reasons why is so I complete my goals.
Nico: You mean of selling cars?
Attinger: (annoyed) God, at least J.D. knew when to SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Me: HEY! YOU'RE THE ONE THAT NEEDS TO SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Nikki Flemmington: (to me) I've got a feeling that sooner or later, Nico's going to crack from being compared to you.
Me: Now is not the time for that Nikki.
Nico: But we have had it with you Attinger. You need to go to prison to pay for your crimes against both Cybertron and Earth.
Attinger: I WAS SAVING OUR WORLD BY MAKING IT HUMAN ONLY!
Nico: BULL-FUCKING-SHIT! What you did was make things worse for both our kinds!
Eli: YEAH! You are nothing but a Xenophobic Monster!
Attinger: If you're trying to get me to lose my sanity like you did your other enemies, it's not going to work.
Razorclaw: We don't have to do that. You lost yours on your Earth all those years ago.
Attinger: All I did was try to get rid of you Cybertronians for what you did to my world! Earth didn't have heroes but it was still peaceful until you machines ruined it!
Me: That's a big fucking lie and you know it!
Nico: Yeah! The Autobots helped your world! YOU are the main cause behind them rebelling!
Attinger: WHY YOU FUCKING LITTLE! I WILL KILL YOU!
He charged at Nico and then…
POW!
Nico punched him in the face and sent him flying and he crashed into a pile of garbage and then a safe crashed onto him.
CLANG!
He was knocked out from it.
Nico: What a hypocrite.
Nico then went over and slapped the handcuffs on him.
Me: But he has a lot to answer for. And Nico you and I, he has no right to compare you to me. Just remember what I said during the time we met the Rescue Bots.
G1 Grimlock: You Attinger bad man!
Attinger: (laughs) Bad?! Many innocents died in Chicago in my world and you're calling me bad?!
Nico: Okay, innocent people died in Chicago. No argument there! But you and your goons still killed many Cybertronians who were innocent too! Some of which we haven't met, by the way.
Me: That makes you a cold-blooded xenophobic genocidal murderer!
Eli: YEAH!
Eli walked over to him and then…
CRUNCH!
Eli kicked him square in the crotch!
Me: (WINCES) Nice one bro.
The cops arrested him.
Nico: Get this fucking piece of garbage out of my sight!
Sheila: With pleasure!
Attinger: YOU CAN'T ARREST ME! I'M PART OF THE C.I.A!
Sheila: Yeah yeah and I'm the princess of Thailand. Tell it to the judge!
He was arrested and taken away.
Me: Well that's it for him.
Nico: Yep. I hope he likes the prison food of Neptune.
Me: But Moonlight Raven is the true hero of this part of this mission. Her hunch was indeed spot on.
Moonlight Raven: Thanks J.D. It was great that we brought Attinger to justice.
Rarity: It was great that you helped us find him darling.
Me: We're gonna have one helluva story to tell to everyone in the live action Transformers universe tomorrow.
Starlight Glimmer: Yeah no kidding.
Nico: That is gonna be something. Attinger died in that universe and now he is disgraced, and sent to prison for the rest of his miserable life here in our universe.
Eli: I hope he gets the Curse of The Cobra in the Neptune Prison.
Laney: That would be satisfying.
Chelsea Storm: I agree with you on that.
Nico: Yep. Anyway it's time to get ready for our mission.
Kendra: It'll be so awesome to see Charlie Brown and everyone again.
Laxus: (sees a poster) Guess it's a good thing we're going after the Great Pumpkin after all.
Nico: Come to the Annual Gotham Royal York Pumpkin Pie Festival. Contest being held for the worlds largest pumpkin pie. First prize winner gets $725,000,000,000,000,000!
Laney: Wow!
Chelsea Storm: That would be an awesome win for Charlie Brown and his friends!
Eli: I agree.
Then Koragg, Whirlwind, Molten Man, King Shark, Evil Lyn, Trap Jaw, Tri-Klops, Beautiful Gorgeous, Puff and Whiteout appeared.
Koragg: Can me, Whirlwind, Molten Man, King Shark, Evil Lyn, Trap Jaw, Tri-Klops, Beautiful Gorgeous, Puff and Whiteout go with you all?
Nico: You all sure can.
Evil-Lyn: We saw Attinger being taken away. Looks like your hunch was spot on Moonlight.
Moonlight Raven: It sure was.
Me: And we also saved the world from having history repeat itself.
Nico: Yeah if we hadn't stop Attinger, the same thing that happened in the Live Action Transformer Universe would have happened to our universe too.
Optimus Prime: And that's the last thing we would have want happen.
Eli: But thank goodness we didn't let it happen.
Me: Yeah. Also you'll like this mission. We're going to meet Charlie Brown and friends and we're going to stop an evil version of The Great Pumpkin. We saw it on a Robot Chicken Sketch and that version of the Great Pumpkin is gonna be an awesome villain to destroy.
Koragg: I remember seeing that one! That was funny and crazy.
Nico: Yep. It sure was.
Then Koragg, Whirlwind, Molten Man, King Shark, Evil Lyn, Trap Jaw, Tri-Klops, Beautiful Gorgeous, Puff and Whiteout appeared.
Koragg: Can me, Whirlwind, Molten Man, King Shark, Evil Lyn, Trap Jaw, Tri-Klops, Beautiful Gorgeous, Puff and Whiteout go with you all?
Nico: You all sure can.
Evil-Lyn: We saw Attinger being taken away. Looks like your hunch was spot on Moonlight.
Moonlight Raven: It sure was.
Me: And we also saved the world from having history repeat itself.
Nico: Yeah if we hadn't stop Attinger, the same thing that happened in the Live Action Transformer Universe would have happened to our universe too.
Optimus Prime: And that's the last thing we would have want happen.
Eli: But thank goodness we didn't let it happen.
Me: Yeah. Also you'll like this mission. We're going to meet Charlie Brown and friends and we're going to stop an evil version of The Great Pumpkin. We saw it on a Robot Chicken Sketch and that version of the Great Pumpkin is gonna be an awesome villain to destroy.
Koragg: I remember seeing that one! That was funny and crazy.
Nico: Yep. It sure was. Alright, everyone, it's already time for Kendra's special mission.
Lincoln: Alright, we're going to meet Charlie Brown and his friends in Minnesota, this is going to be so awesome.
Me: You said it.
Nico: Alright, and now that we're prepared, let's get going.
But, before we were about to head out to meet Charlie Brown and his friends in Minnesota, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes glowed even more, as he sensed a dark energy signal, and he saw a vision of who that dark energy signal belonged to, it was Beowulf, an ancient demon with ties to Mundus, and a very strong hatred for Sparda for betraying Mundus 2,000 years ago. When we saw that, it definitely meant trouble.
Nico: Uh oh, Lincoln, trouble?
Lincoln: Afraid so, Nico, and we're not going to like it, and it also concerns Sherlock Hound and Sparda: the demon I saw in the vision is Beowulf, one of Mundus' demons, and he's returned to get revenge on Sparda for betraying Mundus 2,000 years ago.
We gasped in horror at what Lincoln told us.
Sherlock Hound: (British Accent) If Beowulf is here, then that means one thing.
Sparda: (Through the Large Red Jewel) Yes, it means that Mundus has returned, and knowing him, he still wants revenge on me. After I died, Mundus sent his minions to destroy Eva, Dante, and Vergil, the only one who died on that day was Eva, and Vergil and Dante escaped, but Vergil was affected by the trauma of Eva's death, and his desire for power blinded him, and Dante desired to get revenge on Mundus, and he became an experienced Devil Hunter.
Lincoln: Mundus has caused you nothing but grief for the last time, Sparda. If we face off against him in the future, we'll see to it that Mundus, his army, and his infernal kingdom are destroyed forever.
Lincoln 2: Yes, and there's something you should know about that demon, Beowulf: Beowulf is an ancient demon known as a Lightbeast, they're demons who have the powers of light and can fly with the use of their four bird wings. But, make no mistake: they're incredibly dangerous.
Sparda: Indeed they are, but let me tell you all about Beowulf, since you will be the one fighting him, Kendra Armstrong. But, trust me, none of you will like him one bit.
Sparda proceeded to tell us about Beowulf, and as expected, we weren't going to like him one bit.
Beowulf
Beowulf, also called Lightbeast, was one of the gatekeepers of Temen-ni-gru, who was half-blinded and sealed away for 2000 years by Sparda. He is one of the bosses that appears in Devil May Cry 3: Dante's Awakening.
Appearance
Beowulf appears as a large lion like creature with an eye missing. He has four bird wings on his back that aid him in flying. Beowulf also has a scorpion tail that can be used for attacks.
Personality
Beowulf is cruel, unforgiving and vindictive as was shown when he promised to annihilate every last blood relation of Sparda for the latter's betrayal of the demonkind. He's also ruthless and impulsive as shown when he immediately attacked Vergil after sensing his smell without possessing any knowledge about the current situation or making any attempt to confirm the identify of his enemy. Thinking that his opponent was still Dante, he underestimated Vergil and paid the ultimate price with his life. During his last moment, he realized that Sparda had two sons and proceeded to insult him one last time by comparing him to excrement.
Biography
Devil May Cry 3: Dante's Awakening
When Dante enters the Torture Chamber, Beowulf senses that Dante has "Sparda's blood", and attacks. Dante defeats and blinds the creature, but when Beowulf tries to chase down Dante's scent he instead finds Vergil. Assuming him to still be Dante, he tries to "annihilate every last blood relation of Sparda". However, Vergil immediately kills Beowulf and the demon falls apart, realizing his mistake in the process while cursing Sparda. Vergil then takes Beowulf's soul as a Devil Arm.
When Sparda was done, we were indeed horrified.
Nico: Whoa, so even after all this time, Beowulf still wants revenge on you for betraying Mundus two millennia ago. Sheesh, that's one nasty grudge.
Sherlock Hound: (British Accent) Indeed it is, Nico. But, Beowulf needs to be stopped for good, and I'll personally send the message to Mundus: if he crosses us, the only thing that awaits him is death.
Sparda: I should've killed him those 2,000 years ago instead of sealing his powers away, but I've had no regrets in my choices, what Mundus was about to do would've meant the end of the world.
Lincoln: And we have no arguments, Sparda. You did the right thing in sealing Mundus' powers away along with the portal to the Demon World, but now that Mundus is back, looks like we're now at war with Mundus and his armies.
Kendra Armstrong: And I'll need help from you and Sparda, Sherlock Hound, with dealing with Beowulf. If he sees you fighting alongside me, he'll be blinded by his desire for revenge, and it'll cause him to lose focus in his real fight against me.
Sparda: That's a good idea, Kendra.
Sherlock Hound: (British Accent) Indeed it is, and when he faces off against you when you transform into your Armorsight form, this is bound to get Beowulf even more furious.
Nico: (Smirks) So, you'll be relying on Beowulf's vindictive nature and rage towards Sparda to get the advantage on Beowulf. I like that kind of plan, Kendra, and Beowulf's in for one nasty surprise when he faces the both of you.
Lincoln: And Sherlock Hound is also going to make sure to send a personal message: if Mundus dares to send his allies to attack us, there's only one thing waiting for them, death.
Nico: And Sherlock Hound did say that he'll see to it that Mundus, his army, and his infernal kingdom are annihilated for all eternity, but it's not just him, but Sparda also wants to see to it that Mundus never returns.
Me: You said it, Lincoln.
Nico: That's one promise they'll definitely fulfill. Alright, everyone, let's go.
Freon: Nico, which Gene Slammer do you think you'll meet on your next rescue?
Nico: I'm thinking of meeting an Evolved Prypiatosian-B Gene-Slammer next.
Me: Ooh want an evolved Radioactive one next. So Radioactive Man, one of the Fire Users or Carol will go with you next.
Nico: Yep. All right lets go.
We then head off to Minnesota to meet Charlie Brown and his friends, and once we're done with our special mission, Kendra Armstrong and Sherlock Hound are going to fight Beowulf, the vengeful demon and servant of Mundus, who's arrived to get his revenge on Sparda for betraying Mundus two millennia ago.
We arrived in Minnesota.
Whiteout: Here we are!
Nico: Yep and it's awesome to be back here again.
Mordecai: Nico I have a good feeling about the next girl you're going to meet.
Nico: Why is that Mordecai?
Skips: Well I think we have just the archenemy for her in the M.O.E. Ever heard of the Zingos?
Nico: You mean those Chicken Wing Monsters with the scary teeth that you met in the Inferno Wings World, Skips?
Skips: Those are the very ones. If you're going to meet an Evolved Prypiatosian-B Gene-Slammer she will be perfect for them as their archenemy. Also we got to face the old men that made them in the first place and they live on the Louisiana Bayou.
Nico: A coming of a future mission. Nice prediction Skips. Thanks.
Skips: Anytime.
Nico: Lets go find Charlie and his friends.
Kendra: They're playing at the park. Follow me.
We followed Kendra since she was there on her Ambassador Missions.
Charlie was sitting under a tree and watching the clouds. But then…
Kendra: (covers Charlie's eyes) Guess who!?
Charlie Brown: Is that you Kendra?
Kendra: Yep.
Charlie Brown: Kendra!
They hugged.
Kendra: Awesome to see you again Charlie. I brought all of the team with us.
We all came out.
Me: Hey Charlie.
Charlie Brown: Hey guys!
Nico: Awesome to see you again dude. We owe you big time for helping us in the 57th Century.
Charlie Brown: Aw it was nothing.
Maria: I'm just surprised you and your friends were able to take down Steeljaw Jack considering that he was possibly stronger then you guys.
Charlie Brown: We don't know how we did it ourselves but it was amazing.
Lucy Van Pelt: We had a lot of fun helping you all out.
Peppermint Patty: Yeah that was fun.
Nico: You all did great and we are very proud of you all for helping us out.
Laney: It was so awesome.
Brian: Yeah that was so awesome. And Poromon don't give any beer to them they are only kids.
Poromon: Aw man.
Charlie Brown: You guys have a Digimon that drinks beer?
Me: Don't ask.
Koichi: Can we meet the rest of your friends?
Charlie Brown: Sure.
We walked around and we were introduced to all of Charlie Brown's friends: Schroeder, Linus van Pelt, Sally Brown, Woodstock, Marcie, Rerun van Pelt, Spike, Shermy, Patty, Violet Gray, "Pig-Pen", Franklin, Eudora, Frieda, Lydia and many more.
Nico: WHOA! Awesome to meet you all.
Pig Pen: Same here.
Pig Pen (MLP): You and I will get along great kid.
Eli: Awesome.
Linus: This will be cool.
Nico: (to Lucy and Linus) I now know what you guys meant when you called me too trusting.
Whirlwind: How'd you two even figure out about the unauthorized party?
Linus: When you leave certain troublemakers by themselves, they tend do throw parties without permission.
Me: I've seen that happen many times before on TV and all sorts of places.
Nico: Yeah that is crazy.
Laney: It's also very untrustworthy.
Lana: Yep.
Kimi Lao: But that is really amazing that you two knew about Buzz's party.
Poromon looked at Snoopy and Woodstuck and got out a beer bottle.
Charlie Brown: Oh, don't tell me that's-
Poromon: One bottle of beer!
Burst Man: (sees warning label on the bottles):"Not to be consumed by people under age of 13". Wait. Who are you giving the beer to then?
Poliwag: Snoopy and Woodstock. Plus, even if Charlie and his friends aren't too young, 1 bottle of beer isn't enough for all of them.
Me: Uh beer is not good for dogs and birds Poliwag.
Nico: I wouldn't do it.
Lucy Van Pelt: Hey, Charlie. Wanna kick a football?
Charlie: Sure!
Charlie runs to kick the football, only for Lucy to pull it away and for him to land on the ground with her laughing.
Lucy Van Pelt: Gets 'em every time!
Molten Man: Honestly, that always is funny to watch.
Me: Well what did you expect? Lucy has been doing that to Charlie for as long as anyone can even remember. It's an iconic thing.
Eli: Excuse me. I must discipline the nanny goats.
Charlie Brown: (Eli grabs his head) Oh, great! Now, we're both gonna get it!
Lucy Van Pelt: (laughing as Eli grabs her head) I don't even care! It was still worth it!
BLANG!
He bashed their heads together.
Me: Ouch. At least it's not like how Peter Griffin would have done it.
Lana: What would he have done?
Me: Kick Lucy all over and pulverize her and threaten Lucy until she made Charlie kick the ball.
Nico: Oh.
Alternate Chrysalis: I'm gonna get right to the point. What do you guys know about the Great Pumpkin?
Charlie Brown: He's a big pumpkin that only comes out on Halloween.
Me: Well even though it's March we have quite a mission to tell you all about. And it's the reason why we came to help you guys. We're going after an evil horrifying version of the Great Pumpkin. It's something we saw in a Robot Chicken Sketch and it was really crazy. It was because of Linus using Satanic Magic to summon the Pumpkin. Well Instead I'll show it to you all. But I must warn you all, what you are about to see will probably give you nightmares for a long time
I showed them the sketch.
Linus is standing in the middle of a pumpkin patch at night)
Linus Van Pelt: ...and so, each Halloween, the Great Pumpkin rises out of the pumpkin patch and gives Halloween presents to all the girls and boys. For some reason, he's never actually appeared to me personally, but this year will be different.
(He sets a chicken on fire in the center of a pentacle)
Linus Van Pelt: Arise! Arise, O Great Pumpkin! (He sees the great pumpkin appear) Finally! Now you can give me presents. (A menacing shadow appears over him and making him shriek.)
(A card reading The time of the great pumpkin: Day 1 is shown)
Day 1 (In a field near the pumpkin patch, Lucy is attempting to trick Charlie Brown into trying to kick a football)
Lucy Van Pelt: Just kick the ball, you blockhead!
Charlie Brown: But every time I try, you just take the ball away.
Lucy Van Pelt: This time I won't! Come on, already!
Charlie Brown: (Thinking to himself) Maybe this time she means it. (He begins running) I'm going to do it. I'm going to kick the football. This is it!
(He kicks Lucy instead, who flies off into the pumpkin patch)
Lucy Van Pelt: Aaaahh!
Charlie Brown: That's for years of humiliation, bitch!
(Lucy lands in a puddle of blood)
Lucy Van Pelt: What the...? (screaming)
Charlie Brown: Poor Linus. (Lucy and Charlie Brown are at the police station)
Lucy Van Pelt: That blockhead! Everyone's a blockhead! Blockheads. Blockheads. Blockheads!
An anonymous, offscreen adult: Wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah?
Lucy Van Pelt: (to Charlie Brown) What did he say?
Charlie Brown: Augh! I never have any idea what any adult says. It's always that "Wah wah wah" crap.
(A card reading: Day 2 is shown)
Day 2 (The Peanuts friends are gathered around Linus's grave, and Schroeder plays a funeral song on his piano)
Charlie Brown: I thought it would be appropriate to bury what little they found of Linus in his security blanket. (He throws it in the grave)
Lucy Van Pelt: That stupid blanket! I knew he was never right in his head.
(Snoopy howls)
Sally Brown: Oh, my sweet babboo! I can't live without him! I won't leave him, I won't! (She begins crying and runs twist around, and Pigpen begins filling it with dirt) Linus! Linus! I can't... Linus!
Charlie Brown: (to Marcie and Peppermint Patty) This is different from the time we got lost in France, or when we almost drowned during the Great River raft race. I fear just having a positive attitude with strong Christian overtones won't save us this time.
Marcie: (to Peppermint Patty) Hold me, sir.
(The girls begin kissing)
Charlie Brown: I said strong Christian overtones!
(A card with the text: Day 10 is shown)
(Charlie Brown is at Lucy's psychiatric help booth)
Charlie Brown: I'm at the end of my rope, Lucy. Everyone else is dead besides you and me. (Lucy gasps as the menacing shadow appears over her; Charlie Brown turns away from her, thinking he is still talking to her, as a crunching noise is heard)
Charlie Brown: I thought being stuck as a prepubescent bald kid for fifty years couldn't get any worse. (sighs) What should we do?
Great Pumpkin: (offscreen) You should let the Great Pumpkin eat you!
(The Great Pumpkin comes out of the booth and Charlie Brown turns around and sees it)
(Charlie Brown runs away, followed closely by the Great Pumpkin; he attempts to hide under a tree. The Great Pumpkin appears in front of him, but stops at the sight of several broken kites lying under the tree)
Charlie Brown: Meet the kite-eating tree, you ugly son of a bitch!
(The Great Pumpkin's head is ripped off and subsequently eaten by the Kite-Eating Tree)
Charlie Brown: It's over. It's finally over. Rest, my friends; now you can rest.
(All his dead friends appear dancing in Hell to Schroeder's music, and are joined by a demon, the scene fades to black, which ends the sketch)
When it was done the kids were shocked!
Charlie Brown: That is who we're going to be fighting!?
Eli: Yeah scary huh?
Tri Klops: I'm sorry. But you guys needed to see this.
Me: Yeah but I did warn you all. It's the reason why we came here.
Nico: Robot Chicken is stupid, funny and crazy. But that's who we are fighting.
Linus: Wow. But I would never do that to summon the Great Pumpkin.
Nico: We know you wouldn't Linus.
Milhouse: Linus you and I are very similar. I have summoned a version of the Great Pumpkin called the Grand Pumpkin. (Season 20 Episode 4C)
Nico: That is cool.
Hunch: Granted, none of us have ever seen the ACTUAL Great Pumpkin yet.
Nico: He doesn't come out until Halloween usually.
Me: Yeah. And that's not for 7 more months.
Eli: But we still have to be ready for it.
King Shark: Before we discuss anything else, is there any place you guys to go to eat?
Charlie Brown: We don't have that many restaurants.
Me: Not a problem.
I grew food trees and we were gonna have a picnic to eat.
Charlie Brown: Kendra, I forgot to ask you this before. What are your favorite parts of your Armorsight transformation and your reversion to human?
Beautiful Gorgeous: It's okay if you forgot that question.
Charlie Brown: Thanks.
Kendra: I like getting rock skin when I change and I like when I gain my hair back when I revert.
Laney: That's cool.
Kabuto: I also like how you guys found more Live Action Transformers here.
Nico: That was so awesome.
Me: It sure was cool.
Eli: We all thought it was.
Nico: Yep. Good fun here too.
Charlie Brown: Yeah that was so cool.
Evil Lyn: And don't worry. Despite what you saw in that sketch, none of you are going to Hell. Ever.
Nico: We'll make sure of it.
Charlie Brown: Thanks guys.
Kendra: Anytime.
Me: But how can you all understand adults like that when all they speak is in Trombone noises?
We laughed.
Blizzard Man: Also, do we have to worry about the Kite Eating Tree?
Nico: Nah. That one was just included as an extra.
Me: Besides we're only here to destroy the Satanic Great Pumpkin.
Laney: Yeah.
Trap Jaw: I don't think the Kite Eating Tree will be of much help here.
Me: Yeah we have had many run-ins with these enemies and they have some of the Power Rangers Foot Soldiers to back them up.
Nico: Yep. And they always go Megazord Size in the end. But We always have a secret weapon in the end.
Eli: Yep.
Me: (Smiles and winks)
RD Lola: Also, I don't think the Satanic Great Pumpkin can talk.
Maria: That's a shame. I think?
Nico: Actually in the Sketch he could.
RD Lola: Oh. Sorry.
Nico: No worries. Anyway Charlie is time for us to demonstrate our power. Would you like to watch the usual battles?
Charlie Brown: You bet Nico!
Nico: Maria call them in.
She did so and then Count Spankulot, Gentleman Ghost, Shendu, Xiao Fung, Hsi Wu, Titania, Hydrax, Skinner, Mortal Kombat Scorpion and Goro appeared.
Nico: Count Spankulot, Gentleman Ghost, Shendu, Xiao Fung, Hsi Wu, Titania, Hydrax, Skinner, Mortal Kombat Scorpion and Goro.
Charlie: It's good to see you again, Shendu.
Shendu: Thanks, Charlie.
Xiao Fung: Don't forget me and Hsi Wu as well.
Hsi Wu: We are Shendu's brothers, after all.
Gentleman Ghost: (to Nico) We heard you fought Bloth and his crew.
Nico: I sure did.
Count Spankulot: (Transylvanian Accent) He and Mohawk will make good additions.
Nico: Awesome.
Then Heximas appeared.
Nico: Heximas. I see you're back for another round.
Heximas: Yep.
Me: Cool.
Heximus: Did you like the gifts I got for you guys last year?
Me: Boy did we ever!
Nico: They were great!
Laney: It was awesome!
Heximas: Awesome! And we have 2 more recruits.
Then out came THE GRAND PUMPKIN AND CARFACE CARRUTHERS!
Nico: The Grand Pumpkin and Carface Carruthers!
Grand Pumpkin: Awesome to meet you all.
Me: Wow! You are a huge pumpkin! But we're not going to use you in the contest.
Grand Pumpkin: Good.
Carface Carruthers: But it'll be awesome to face you guys.
Nico: Awesome.
We got the usual battles underway.
Lucy Heartfilia, Twilight Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Ball Weevil, Laxus Dreyar and Alan & Ann VS Count Spankulot - Nico's Rescue,
Count Spankulot was first.
Count Spankulot: (to Lucy) Nico was very good to get two new members for us. (laughs) Mohawk especially was very funny!
Lucy Heartfiiia: Lots actually. We put in Mohawk, Lord Bloth and his crew and even the Mungus the Mammoth Tribe Leader.
Twilight Sparkle: That has got to set a record for the most members in one day.
Spyro: Yeah it has to be.
Ball Weevil: That is cool.
Count Spankulot: Yes. Lets do it!
They fired waves stars and magic and smashed him down.
Lucy Heartfilia: ALL RIGHT!
Twilight Sparkle: That was amazing!
Yugi Moto, Eli, Starlight Glimmer, Undead Skylanders, Slamworm, 2D Man and Freon VS The Gentleman Ghost - Lincoln's Rescue
Gentleman Ghost was next.
Gentleman Ghost: (to Yugi): I heard Lincoln's rescue was in Blue Submarine No. 6. How was it?
Yugi: It went really well.
Eli: We also threw Zorndyke in prison.
Starlight Glimmer: He died twice and being thrown in jail is a good call.
Hex: It sure was.
Slamworm: Yep. It sure was.
Gentleman Ghost: Indeed. Lets do it!
They fired waves of stars, lightning, magic and skulls and smashed him down.
Yugi Moto: ALL RIGHT!
Starlight Glimmer: That was amazing!
Kendra Armstrong, Sunset Shimmer, Fire Skylanders, Feedback, Masker Mind and Koichi VS Shendu - Meeting a Blizzed Waterbender Gene-Slammer
Shendu the Demon Sorcerer of Fire was next.
Shendu: (to Kendra) I heard you guys met a Blizzed Waterbender Gene-Slammer. What's her name?
Kendra: Her name is Kayla Katara Kya and she is Katara's half sister.
Sunset Shimmer: She's also the most powerful Waterbender ever known.
Sunburn: It's really awesome. She can extinguish the flames of Firebenders enhanced by Sozin's Comet.
Feedback: Yeah that is awesome.
Shendu: Yeah. Lets do it!
They fired waves of fire and smashed him down.
Kendra: AW YEAH!
Sunset Shimmer: That was great!
Ulrich, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Bullfrag, Burst Man and Cloud Man VS Xiao Fung - Apprehending Attinger
Xiao Fung the Demon Sorcerer of Wind was next.
Xiao Fung: (to Ulrich) Good job apprehending Attinger. He didn't have Savoy to help him this time.
Ulrich: You have Moonlight Raven to thank for that. She had a premonition that Attinger was on our Earth.
Rainbow Dash: That was awesome. Thank goodness.
Scootaloo: Yeah and that monster is now in prison forever.
Whirlwind: Yeah that monster had it coming for everything he did to 2 worlds.
Bullfrag: No lie there.
Xiao Fung: No kidding. Lets do it!
They fired waves of wind, lightning and rainbows and smashed him down.
Ulrich: TAKE THAT!
Rainbow Dash: That was AWESOME!
Georgina Montgomery, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Spitter, Slobber Trap and Alternate Chrysalis VS Hsi Wu - Entering a giant pumpkin pie contest
Hsi Wu the Demon Sorcerer of Sky was next.
Hsi Wu: (to Georgina) Are you guys really gonna enter a giant pumpkin pie contest after this? If so, you better make sure the Satanic Great Pumpkin's body is still intact.
Georgina: We'll try our best. But everyone loves good pie.
Applejack: You said it there.
Apple Bloom: That is right.
Flashwing: Yeah.
Spitter: It will be awesome.
Hsi Wu: That is awesome. Lets do it!
They fired waves of earth, rock, crystal and apples and smashed him down.
Georgina: TAKE THAT!
Applejack: YEEHAW! That was great!
Fabia, Princess Celestia, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Atomix, Glumshanks and Hunch VS Titania - Charlie Brown is an iconic legend
Titania was next.
Titania: (to Fabia) Charlie Brown is an iconic legend. Even Neathia probably heard about him, right?
Fabia: Well our customs are completely different than what is here on Earth but Charlie Brown would make an amazing source of entertainment on Neathia.
Princess Celestia: But he is a great legend for many.
Amber Morning: I love Charlie Brown. He is awesome.
Spotlight: I agree too. He is awesome and very legendary.
Atomix: He sure is.
Titania: Yeah. Lets do it!
They fired waves of light and smashed her down.
Fabia: OH YEAH!
Princess Celestia: That was so awesome!
Ino, Fluttershy, Life Skylanders, Lodestar, Tayuya, and Kabuto vs Hydrax - Hope the Satanic Pumpkin gets what's coming
Hydrax was next.
Hydrax: (to Ino) I hope the Satanic Pumpkin gets what's coming to him. He's probably the first Robot Chicken villain we're gonna fight.
Ino: First of many to come. That show is always funny. Well most of the time.
Fluttershy: It sure is but some of the sketches are not funny.
Hydrax: I agree. Fluttershy I heard you now can use chi is that true?
Fluttershy: Oh yes it sure is really amazing to learn.
Stealth Elf: It sure is cool.
Lodestar: We all think it's really something and it's a really awesome ability.
Hydrax: Yeah. Lets do it!
They fired waves of leaves, grass, flowers and energy and smashed her down.
Ino: RIGHT ON!
Fluttershy: That was fun.
Dana, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Hypnotick, Tundra Man and Blizzard Man VS Skinner - Loved Charlie Brown growing up
Skinner was next.
Skinner: (to Dana) I loved Charlie Brown growing up. It was one of my favorite childhood memories.
Dana: Who DOESN'T love Charlie Brown. He's an iconic legend.
Rarity: Indeed he is darlings and he is really amazing.
Sweetie Belle: I think so too. We also found out something about Springfield involving Quimby and Burns you will not like one bit.
Skinner: What is it?
Sweetie Belle: Kayla was approached and asked by The FBI to go undercover in Springfield, Oregon, and dig up something about Joe Quimby. She agreed to do so, and they knew of Her immensely powerful Waterbending and training in martial arts. Once Kayla agreed to the task, she infiltrated Springfield's Town Hall, and still hidden in the shadows, she went into a hidden room in the back, and she found out that Joe Quimby was planning to defraud the government of The United States by kidnapping the President's daughter and offering a ransom of one hundred trillion dollars to get her back, and he planned to get Mr. Burns to kidnap her. But, once they got the money, they'll kill her in cold blood. After she recorded the whole thing, she went back to the FBI's office in Washington D.C., and after she played the whole conversation, they issued a bounty on Joe Quimby and Mr. Burns' heads of $500,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, since those two have committed some dark crimes in Springfield. But, some of the agents that were sent to arrest those two were murdered by Quimby's thugs and Burns' goons, and that tripled the bounties on their heads.
Skinner was shocked!
Skinner: OH DEAR GOD! That is awful!
Gill Grunt: Yeah no kidding!
Hypnotick: Yeah what a bunch of monsters!
Skinner: Everyone in the M.O.E. is not going to like this one bit. Lets do it!
They fired waves of ice, water and jewels and smashed him down.
Dana: ALL RIGHT!
Rarity: Rapture darling that was grand!
Flare Corona, Princess Luna, Moondust, Dark Skylanders, Toepick, Sasame Fuma and RD Lola vs Mortal Kombat Scorpion - Lucy pulling the football away from Charlie every time
Scorpion of Mortal Kombat was next.
Mortal Kombat Scorpion: (to Flare Corona): Lucy really loves pulling the football away from Charlie every time. She wasn't even bothered that Eli bonked her and Charlie's heads together.
Flare Corona: It was worth it she said.
Princess Luna: I thought so too. Thank goodness Eli didn't use Peter Griffin's approach.
Moondust: Yeah that would not be good.
Blackout: I would call that harsh.
Toepick: Same here.
Mortal Kombat Scorpion: Yeah. Lets do it! GET OVER HERE!
He sent his tentacle at them and they fired waves of fire and darkness and smashed him down.
Flare Corona: ALL RIGHT!
Princess Luna: A true victory of the night!
Silverstream the Hippogriff, Pinkie Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Terroranchula, Drillhorn, and Guyhawk VS Goro - Moonlight Raven's hunch of Attinger was spot on
Goro was next.
Goro: (to Silverstream) Moonlight Raven's hunch of Attinger was spot on. Otherwise, who knows what would've happened.
Silverstream: It would have been history repeating itself.
Pinkie Pie: That would not be good.
Featherweight: No it sure wouldn't,
Sprocket: Yeah no kidding.
Terroranchula: Yeah that would be bad.
Goro: No kidding! Lets do it!
They fired waves of metal, lightning and gears and smashed him down.
Silverstream: Flawless victory!
Pinkie Pie: BEST USUAL BATTLE EVER!
Charlie Brown VS Grand Pumpkin
The Grand Pumpkin was next.
Charlie Brown: It will be awesome to face you.
Grand Pumpkin: Same here.
Charlie fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Dudley Puppy VS Carface Carruthers
Carface Carruthers was next.
Dudley Puppy: This will be awesome!
Carface: Yeah.
Dudley fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Dino Charge Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Nico, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lola, Lana and Lily VS Heximas
Heximas was next.
Nico: This will be awesome.
Nico teleported and opened Heximas's safe and it it was a bunch of swords called the Defenders of Minnesota, they're they're large swords with the flag of Minnesota etched on the 6'9" massive, wide, double-edged, man-sized blades, large angel wings for the crossguards, large gems for the hilts, longer black handles, and large gems with surrounding gems for the pommels. Once in hand, they'll get a massive power and energy increase.
Nico teleported back with the swords.
Dino Charge Rangers: IT'S MORPHIN TIME! DINO CHARGER READY! ENERGIZE! HA! UNLEASH THE POWER!
RRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR! CHOMP!
They transformed and were ready!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! DINO CHARGE!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Dino Charge Rangers too!
Nico: Lets do it!
Dino Rangers: DINO SPIKE!
They formed the Dino Spike and threw it and fired waves of lightning and they fired waves of energy and elements and Heximas exploded!
KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!
He was dead!
Nico: Heximas you have failed this city!
Tyler Navarro: Monster Extinct!
Megaforce Rangers: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.
We regrouped.
Drillhorn: Now that the usual battles are done, let's go after the Satanic Pumpkin.
Nico: First we got to figure out where he is.
Puff: Where is he right now?
Eli: He's over in an abandoned pumpkin garden 3 miles north.
Nico: Then that's where we're going. Get ready Satanic Pumpkin. (Eyes glow red) You're going to be turned into the largest ever pumpkin pie this side of the Mississippi River!
We arrived at the abandoned pumpkin garden.
Me: Wow what a scary garden.
Nico: Yeah. No kidding. Wait I think I see him.
We saw a huge ginormous pumpkin that was bigger than the others right in the middle of the pumpkin garden 700 yards away.
Nico: That's a no brainer.
Then we heard a plane and we saw that it was a German Fighter Plan from World War I and it was the plane of the infamous RED BARON!
Charlie: Good grief. It's the Red Baron.
Me: That's a German Fighter Plane from World War I!
Nico: Wow! The Red Baron!
Maria: Goddammit! We're never going to get to the Satanic Pumpkin with him in the way!
Just then, we heard a voice.
?: Booyakasha!
Emerald Goldenbraid: I know that voice!
The 2012 TMNT came out!
Laney: AWESOME!
Emerald Goldenbraid: Hey guys!
Me: Awesome you're all here!
2012 Leo: We'll hold off the Red Baron. You guys go after the pumpkin.
Me: Right thanks guys.
Emerald Goldenbraid: Let me help you guys!
2012 Mikey: Thanks Emerald.
Me: Go get him!
We went to the pumpkin.
Shendu went up to the pumpkin and it rose up and stood up!
Shendu: So, you must be the Satanic Pumpkin.
Satanic Pumpkin: And you must be Shendu, the one who battled Jackie Chan so many times for all those years!
Shendu: Oh, great. You can talk. Now, what's your endgame here?
Satanic Pumpkin: Simple. Certain people believe that the Great Pumpkin acts like Santa to good little boys. Well, I'm gonna prove them wrong by killing just enough people to bring
terror to this world! Shame you won't join me though. You would've loved my plan in the good old days.
Shendu: Not if we have anything to say about it!
Suddenly the Chaotic Monsters, Skeletor's Forces and the Femme Fatales spirits appeared and they swirled around the pumpkin and then converged and then…
KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and then a phoenix cry was heard and we came out.
Nico: Okay Pumpkinface! Your time has come!
Satanic Pumpkin: Team Loud Phoenix Storm!?
Nico: That's right!
Linus: You are not like the Great Pumpkin I believe in!
Satanic Pumpkin: I know. But the other stupid humans don't know that. And all they'll know before I kill them is that Hell will be arriving on Earth very soon!
William: Buddy, you are FUCKING EVIL!
Me: You are a monster!
Satanic Pumpkin: Putrids, attack!
An army of Putrids appeared.
Me: Putrids! Now we're talking!
Nico: Awesome!
Nico fired a blast of fire and blew the Putrids apart. Many of them.
Then the Putrids jumped onto Charlie Brown and friends.
Charlie Brown and his friends lay defeated at the hands of the Putrids.
Satanic Pumpkin: (laughs evilly) Your friends are going to die just like in the Robot Chicken sketch I'm based on, Charlie Brown. The only difference? You're gonna die with them!
WarKevin: (blasts a Putrid) Guys, I don't mean to be overdramatic. But Charlie Brown and his friends ARE ABOUT TO BE MURDERED IF WE DON'T DO SOMETHING!
Kendra then got an idea.
Kendra: (to everyone watching) Everyone out there! Lend Charlie Brown and the others your strength! They get stronger with your support! When I go "1, 2", shout "You can do it,
Charlie Brown"! Okay? 1, 2...
All: YOU CAN DO IT, CHARLIE BROWN!
Kendra: One more time! 1, 2...
All: YOU CAN DO IT, CHARLIE BROWN!
Kendra: Louder! 1, 2...
All: (LOUDER) YOU CAN DO IT, CHARLIE BROWN!
At these words, Charlie Brown found the strength to get back up.
Charlie Brown: They're right. I can't give up now. Not when everyone's counting on me!
A Putrid was about to finish Charlie Brown off but he punched it in the stomach, making it fall to the ground.
We blasted many Putrids all over.
Charlie Brown: Thanks for all the help, everyone.
Sally Brown: I didn't we had so much fans.
Linus: It's nice that so many people liked us for lots of years.
Shermy: I've honestly lost count of how many years.
Pig Pen: Either way, it's a real honor.
Schroeder: You guys are in a for a show. And this time, I won't even need my piano.
He pulled out an Electric Guitar!
Nico: Nice! Lets get them!
Kendra: Let me transform with you guys!
Cole Evans: Go ahead, Kendra.
Wild Force Rangers: Wild Access!
They transformed!
Cole: "Blazing Lion! Red Lion Ranger!"
Taylor: "Soaring Eagle! Yellow Eagle Ranger!"
Max: "Surging Shark! Blue Shark Ranger!"
Danny: "Iron Bison! Black Bison Ranger!"
Alyssa: "Noble Tiger! White Tiger Ranger!"
Kendall: "Magnificent Peacock! Aqua Peacock Ranger!"
Merrick: "Howling Wolf! Lunar Wolf Ranger!"
All: "Guardians of the Earth, United we roar! Power Rangers Wild Force!"
KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready!
Suddenly, Kendra Armstrong's purple eyes turned neon purple, and she was surrounded by a glowing orange energy aura with lava, golems, and rocks, she unholstered her massive Sword of The DNA Spliceteam from her back, and as she approached the Satanic Pumpkin, she left orange energy, lava, golems, and rocks with every step.
Kendra Armstrong: You are nothing but a fraudulent pumpkin freak! And you are going to pay for everything you have done to kids everywhere.
Suddenly, Kendra Armstrong was surrounded by a massive vortex of glowing orange energy with lava and rocks surrounding it, there's the image of Armorsight running around the vortex, and in the vortex is a purple phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Kendra Armstrong emerged, but she was changed forever.
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Kendra Armstrong grew to 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has purple highlights in the bangs of her long flowing purple hair, she has neon purple eyes, and a glowing orange energy aura with lava, rocks, and golems surrounding her, she has the image of Armorsight holding the Lava Kanji in its hands emblazoned on her forehead, she has on golem earrings with red crystals for the eyes and the Lava Kanji in its hands, and her Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with red crystal links and a golem with red crystals for the eyes and the Lava Kanji in its hands for the pendant. Kendra Armstrong has on a short-sleeved purple blouse, purple shirt with a red phoenix on it, green skirt with lava on it, yellow pants, army camouflage sneakers, and a long green sleeveless trenchcoat with lava and lava rocks on the coattails and on the back is Armorsight surrounded by lava and lava rocks. Suddenly, Kendra Armstrong felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive purple angel wings with orange tips on the large purple feathers, sprouted out from her back, and she had on her Green Lantern ring on her left ring finger.
Suddenly, Kendra Armstrong's massive Sword of The DNA Spliceteam was surrounded by a kaleidoscope of orange energy, lava, and rocks, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Armorsight's Volcanic Golem Sword of Lava Justice, it's a new large sword with a 6'7" massive, wide, double-edged, man-sized purple blade with the image of Armorsight etched on it, large golem heads with red gems for eyes in the single eye sockets for the crossguard, large red gem for the hilt, longer black handle, and four large golem heads with red gems for the single eye sockets, and in their open mouths for the pommel. Kendra Armstrong has on her brand-new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with purple gems on her wrists, gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold golem head with a large red gem in its single eye socket and a large red gem inside its open mouth for the belt buckle, large purple Spellbook of The Gods and The Universe and large purple Universal Spellbook of The Elemental Forces on her left hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her right hip. There's a purple kanji below Armorsight that said, "Kendra Armstrong, Gene-Slammer and Partner of Armorsight, Dear Friend and Ally of The Underground Girls and The Turtles, Loving Girlfriend of Kaz Kalinkas, Loving Sister of Charlie Brown and his Friends, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Destroyer of Ch'Rell, The Ultrom Shredder, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Lava, Golems, and Lava Rocks."
ケンドラ・アームストロング、ジーン・スラマー、アーマーサイトのパートナー、アンダーグラウンド・ガールズとタートルズの親愛なる友人と同盟者、カズ・カリンカスの愛するガールフレンド、チャーリー・ブラウンと彼の友人の愛する姉妹、悪の殺し屋、狂った、殺人、冷酷、そしてサディスティックバスターズ、Ch'Rellの破壊者、Utromシュレッダー、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、そして溶岩、ゴーレム、溶岩の岩のマスター
Kendra Armstrong has transformed into SUPER ANGEL 750,000,000,000 VOLCANIC LAVASTORM GOLEM ROCK ANGEL OF UNDERGROUND WILL AND VOLCANIC JUSTICE!
We were amazed!
Nico: WHOA! Kendra transformed!
Laney: AWESOME!
Me: Wow! Kendra looks incredible!
Kaz: Awesome! Kendra you look awesome! How do you feel?
Kendra: (Divine Echoing Volcanic voice of Lava and Hope) I feel incredible Kaz. Now to turn this pumpkin into pie.
Nico: Lets do it!
Emma: I know it's not Halloween yet. But it's time we show some tricks of our own!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! FOREVER YELLOW!
Troy turned into the Yellow Zenkaiger, Noah turned into the Yellow Kiramager, Gia turned into the Yellow LupinRanger, Jake turned into the Yellow Zyuohger, Emma turned into the Yellow Kyuranger and Orion turned into the Yellow ToQger!
Nico: IT'S BUTTKICKING TIME! ATTACK!
We went at the Pumpkin and the Putrids.
We were blasting and smashing and pulverizing them all over.
Cole: Red Lion Fang!
Cole punched two Putrids effortlessly, knocking them backwards. Two more attempted to attack Cole, but he kicked them backwards before twirling his body and sucker punching them.
Me: Try this on! MANTICORE POWER!
I flared up my Green Manticore Aura with the power of the Changeman and blasted numerous Putrids with green fire and energy.
Me: Wow! I haven't done that in a while.
Eli: Wow Bro that was cool!
Me: Thanks. You can try it too bro.
Eli: Lets see. ROC FURY!
He flared up an Orange Roc Aura with the power of the Changeman and flew at the Putrids and slashed and blasted them all over.
Danny pulled out his Bison Axe and raced toward the incoming Putrids. He plunged forward into the center of the group, and began slashing them with the small axe.
SLASH SLASH SLASH!
Nico: YEAH! GO DANNY!
Kendall: PEACOCK WHIP!
She slashed and lashed numerous Putrids all over.
Taylor slashed numerous Putrids all over.
Eric: Taylor!
He threw his blaster to her and she blasted the Putrids all over the place.
Nico: AWESOME!
Alyssa summoned her Tiger Baton and began swatting away the Putrids while dodging their attacks.
Me: Lets see how they like this! DRAGON FIRESWORD BLAST!
I used the power of the Dragon Wild Zord and slashed numerous Putrids with blades of fire!
Twilight Sparkle: UNICORN MAGIC SPEAR!
She fired beams of magic with the power of the Unicorn Wild Zord and blew many Putrids apart!
Several of the Putrids surrounded Taylor.
Taylor: Golden Eagle Sword!
Three Putrids charged at Taylor. She reacted by slashing them all as they came at her.
Nico: KING COBRA POISON BLAST!
Nico fired waves of orange energy and blasted numerous Putrids apart and poisoned them too.
Me: Lets see how they like this. (ECHOING) SNAKE FANG STRIKE! 蛇牙剣・六節大蛇
I swung my sword and fired a poison blade whip and slashed numerous Putrids and they disintegrated into acidic slime.
Antauri used his psychokinesis to slam two Putrids into each other.
SMASH!
Lincoln: Take this one!
Lincoln fired a massive blast of lightning and electrocuted many Putrids all over.
Nico: (Echoing) GRIZLY WING!
He fired a massive cloud of bat familiars with Myotismon's powers and they smashed numerous Putrids apart.
Shermie: (kicks a Putrid) J.D., if you want to use that cannon of yours to summon some help, now's a good time!
Me: Right! You know I've always wanted to try this one. BOOMING MACHINE POWER!
I spun the dial and summoned the Red Turboranger, Blue Carranger, Pink Boukenger, Green Go-Onger, and Yellow Kiramager!
Nico: YEAH!
Me: (Speaking in Japanese) これらの雌犬の息子を手に入れましょう!(LETS GET THESE SONS OF BITCHES!)
We went at the Putrids and destroyed them all over.
Cole Evans, Wolf O Donnell, Dudley Puppy, Carface, Chiro, Cuppa Joe, Charlie Brown, Grand Pumpkin and Lucy Van Pelt blasted and pulverized many Putrids all over. Taylor, Kitty, Mandarin, Linus and Snoopy blasted many Putrids all over too. Max, Chief Herbert Dumbrowski, Antauri, Peppermint Patty and Sally Brown slashed and blasted the Putrids all over. Danny, Keswick, Sparx, Pig Pen and Franklin blasted and pounded and smashed Putrids left and right. Alyssa, Gibson, Chameleon, Schroeder and Marcie smashed and pulverized the Putrids all over And Merrick, Otto, Nova, Shermie and Joe Agate smashed and blasted numerous Putrids all over.
Cole: Animarium Armor!
Cole donned his Animarium Armor!
Eli: ALL RIGHT!
Me: Lets take to the air!
Me and Cole flew into the air.
Cole: J.D. use this.
He had me use his Falcon Summoner.
Me: FIRE!
We fired powerful beams of energy and blasted numerous Putrids all over and massive fiery explosions blew them apart.
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!
We then set our sights on the Satanic Pumpkin himself.
We fired waves of energy and elements and and really letting him have it.
Razorclaw, Grimlock, Nikki and Concrete Man used the Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Razorclaw's Sonic Sword, Grimlock's Energo-Sword and Concrete Man and Nikki's powers 100-fold.
G1 Grimlock and Nikki Flemmington: ENERGO BUTTERFLY FURY SLASHSTORM!
Razorclaw and Concrete Man: SONIC CONCRETE BLADE STORM!
Koragg and Sarah: EARTH WAVE BLAST!
Whirlwind and Tom: WIND OF FURY!
Molten Man and Kaz: FIRE OF BURNING RAGE!
King Shark and Peyton: MAELSTROM OF DOOM!
Evil Lyn and Optimus: MAGIC OF AUTOBOT POWER!
Trap Jaw and Sydney: LASER STAR STORM!
Tri-Klops and Zick: LASER ENERGY BLAST!
Beautiful Gorgeous and Rita: LIGHTNING BEAUTY FURY!
Puff and Lynn Sr.: CHEMICAL LEAF STORM!
Whiteout and Squirrel Girl: LIGHT ACORN BARRAGE!
Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Charlie Brown, Kendra: STELLAR MEGABLAST SUPREME!
They fired waves of energy and elements.
Whirlwind, Charlie Brown and Kendra: WIND OF FIERY FURY!
They fired waves of fire and wind!
Lincoln: PEANUTS ELEMENT STYLE: CHARLIE BROWN!
Jessica Shannon: PEANUTS FIRE STYLE: SNOOPY!
R. Mika: PEANUTS LIGHT STYLE: SCHROEDER!
Menat: PEANUTS STAR STYLE: LUCY VAN PELT!
Ibuki: PEANUTS DARK STYLE: LINUS VAN PELT!
Makoto (Street Fighter): PEANUTS LIGHT STYLE: SALLY BROWN!
Peni Parker: PEANUTS WEB STYLE: PEPPERMINT PATTY!
Princess Allura (VLD): PEANUTS LIGHT STYLE: MARCIE!
Yu Morisawa: PEANUTS MAGIC STYLE: RERUN VAN PELT!
Colette Brunel: PEANUTS LIGHT STYLE: WOODSTOCK!
Ryuko Matoi (TLPS): PEANUTS DARK STYLE: SPIKE!
Mai Shiranui: PEANUTS FIRE STYLE: SHERMY!
Yuna Kamihara: PEANUTS WATER STYLE: PATTY!
Akko: PEANUTS STAR STYLE: VIOLET GRAY!
Toph: PEANUTS EARTH STYLE: PIG-PEN!
Sakura Kasugano: PEANUTS FLOWER STYLE: FRANKLIN!
Karin Kanzuki: PEANUTS FIRE STYLE: EUDORA!
Tatsumaki: PEANUTS WIND STYLE: FRIEDA!
Sari Sumdac: PEANUTS LIGHTNING STYLE: LYDIA!
They fired waves of elements and they formed into said members of the Peanuts!
Lincoln and his harem: PEANUTS FINAL SMASH: PEANUTS BIG BANG ATTACK!
They fired a massive Big Bang Attack at the Satanic Pumpkin!
Wild Force Rangers: Jungle Sword!
Merrick: Lunar Cue, Break Mode!
Eli: Jungle Blaster!
Me: BURN! SUPER SENTAI POWER!
Nico: FIRE!
Wild Force Rangers: SAVAGE SLASH!
Eli: SAVAGE BLAST!
The sword slashed the pumpkin and then we fired waves of elements and energy and they hit the Satanic Pumpkin and exploded!
EXTREMELY MASSIVE AND POWERFUL EXPLOSION!
The explosion knocked him down.
Nico: It's over for you Pumpkin Face!
Satanic Pumpkin: (laughs evilly) It's not over until the fat lady sings!
Fat Lady: (Offscreen) HEY WHO ARE YOU CALLING FAT!?
The Satanic Pumpkin laughed evilly as he started to grow giant.
UH OH!
Nico: Not good!
Eli: We need Wild Zord Power!
Wild Force Rangers: WILD ZORDS DESCEND!
SABER TUNE PLAYS!
Then the Wild Zords came!
All: WILD ZORDS COMBINE!
The Predazord, Wild Force Megazord, Animus Megazord, Kongazord and Isis Megazords were ready!
Wild Force Rangers: Wild Force Megazord!
Merrick: Predazord, awaken!
Nico: Isis Megazord!
Eli: Animus Megazord!
Varie: Kongazord!
The Wild Force Megazords WERE READY!
Nico: YEAH!
Merrick: PREDATOR WAVE! FIRE!
He had the Alligator Mouth fire a massive energy blast and it hit the Satanic Pumpkin and exploded with incredible power!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
He was knocked down but not out yet!
Me: The Blue Whale Ultrazord is not gonna be enough for this one. Oh if only there was a Super Ultrazord for Wild Force.
?: There is.
I turned and I saw Princess Shayla.
Me: Princess Shayla. Been a while.
Princess Shayla: It has been a while. This will help.
She held out a brand new Wild Force Zord Crystal and it was for the Argentinosaurus! The First Ever Dinosaur Wild Zord!
Me: Wow! An Argentinosaurus Wild Zord. This is gonna be awesome.
She then gave me a purple sword for it.
Princess Shayla: This sword is the Argentino Summoner. It will summon it.
Me: Right. Thank you Princess. We owe you big time.
I put the crystal in it.
Me: Watch this guys. ARGENTINOSAURUS DESCEND!
I swung the sword and it fired a beam of energy and then a massive volcano exploded with incredible force and then out came the Purple Argentinosaurus Wild Zord!
Nico: WHOA WHAT IS THAT!?
Me: A little help from Princess Shayla. Meet the Argentinosaurus Wild Zord!
Alyssa: Argentinosaurus!? Wow!
Eli: Way to go bro!
The zord fired beams of energy and it hit the Satanic Pumpkin and smashed him down.
Me: Now get ready for the ultimate Wild Megazord. ANIMAL KINGDOM SUPER ULTRAZORD COMBINE!
The Argentinosaurus and ALL of our Wild Zords combined with it and it formed into an INCREDIBLE AND MASSIVE AND HUGE NEW SUPERZORD! IT WAS CALLED THE ANIMAL KINGDOM SUPER ULTRAZORD!
Me: ANIMAL KINGDOM SUPER ULTRAZORD!
Nico: WHOA! This is awesome J.D.
Eli: Wow! Way to go bro!
Cole Evans: This is so cool!
Taylor: Wow!
2012 Raph: Dammit! He's flying circles around us!
2012 Mikey tries to hit the Red Baron by hopping on 2012 Leo's head only to miss.
2012 Leo: Okay. We need a new plan. One that doesn't involve hopping on my head!
2012 Mikey: Sorry.
Emerald Goldenbraid: I have one. Watch this.
She fired a beam of energy and it hit the Red Baron and smashed him down and then they tied him up.
2012 Donnie: 105 years too late for you Red Baron.
2012 Leo: So, what do you guys wanna do while waiting?
Emerald Goldenbraid: Lets watch the rest of the battle. This is gonna be awesome.
2012 Raph: Yeah look at that!
2012 April: Wow! That is one awesome Zord!
The Satanic Pumpkin was shaking in fear.
Nico: This is gonna be awesome!
Me: It sure will. Lisa you got the Pumpkin gatherer ready?
Lisa Loud: Affirmative J.D.
Me: Lets get him!
Me, Eli, Varie, Nico and the Wild Force Rangers: ANIMAL KINGDOM NATURE WAVE! FIRE!
The Zord fired a massive blast of energy and it hit the Satanic Pumpkin and exploded with unbelievable power!
EXTREMELY MASSIVE AND POWERFUL FIERY EXPLOSION!
The entire Satanic Pumpkin was blown completely to smithereens!
But then…
KRASPLAT!
All the pumpkin matter fell right into the Pumpkin Gatherer as a massive amount of slop and then a black mist appeared out of it and it was the spirit of the Satanic Pumpkin and it disintegrated into nothing as it was destroyed.
Nico: Satanic Pumpkin you have failed this entire world!
Charlie Brown: Thanks for the help, guys.
Titania: Aw, it was nothing.
Me: But this was so awesome! And thank you too Princess Shayla. The Argentinosaurus Superzord is amazing.
Princess Shayla: I'm glad he was a huge help for you J.D.
Hydrax: (to the 2012 Turtles) You guys helped as well.
2012 Mikey: We sure did!
Me: We owe you guys big time for that.
Charlie: (to 2012 Leo) I really hope we get to see you on March 14.
2012 Leo: (smiles) Don't worry. You will.
Charlie and Leo shook hands with each other.
Me: But all that training with us when we were there on those Ambassador Missions really paid off.
2012 Mikey: It sure did.
Nico: Yep. Next up will be the footsoldiers of the Ninja Storm rangers. And I have a really strong feeling that the 2012 Shredder will have special help with him.
Me: I hope it's Lothar. I can't wait to sock it to that guy and make him pay for his crimes.
Nico: That would be very coincidental.
Skinner: I think we have enough of the Satanic Pumpkin's remains to make that pie.
Mortal Kombat Scorpion: That'll definitely be enough for us to win.
Me: Yeah but that was awesome.
Charlie Brown: What do you need the pumpkin for?
Me: There's a huge Pumpkin Pie contest that we're going to enter.
Nico: Yep.
Goro: (to Kendra and Charlie) The best part is that you two now get to have lots of opportunities to spend time with each other.
Me: Yep.
Kendra: That is true. And I'm excited. Charlie you want to go to the arcade when we get back?
Charlie Brown: You bet Kendra.
: I will destroy you for betraying Lord Mundus two millennia ago, Sparda!
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbing around my legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting around Lincoln, Linka, TLPS Ms. Tarantula's, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the eight large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lucy, Lars, and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lola and Lexx Loud's and Steven Universe's legs, the eight large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the eight emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the eight large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the eight large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam, Lana, and Leif Loud's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Loud and Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Lori, TLPS Mr. Shark, Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni and Loni Loud's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Luan, TLPS Mr. Snake, and Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Laney and Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa and Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily and Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eight large white orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, especially when Sherlock Hound and Sparda heard that familiar voice.
Sherlock Hound: (British Accent) There's no mistaking that voice from anywhere.
Sparda: (Through the Large Red Jewel on Sherlock Hound's neck) Indeed. You can come out now, Beowulf.
A massive figure came out, and it was none other than the demon, Beowulf, the servant of Mundus and the demon who'd sworn revenge on Sparda for betraying Mundus 2,000 years ago.
Sparda: (Through the Large Red Jewel on Sherlock Hound's neck) Haven't seen you in the last 2,000 years. Who else but you who's wanted revenge on me for turning on Mundus to side with mankind and ruin his plans to dominate the human world, and seal his powers and the portal to the Demon World.
Beowulf: I will annihilate you and every last blood relation of you for betraying all of demonkind, Sparda!
Beowulf was about to attack, but Sherlock Hound unholstered his massive Sparda's Demon Fang of The Demon Hound sword from his wider and more muscular back, and he sent four red Summoned Swords and they slashed at his missing right eye, and he screamed in excruciating pain.
Sherlock Hound: (British Accent) You will never get that chance to exact your revenge on Sparda or on his two sons, Beowulf.
Kendra Armstrong: That's right, and this place will soon be your grave.
Suddenly, Kendra Armstrong's purple eyes turned neon purple, and she was surrounded by a glowing orange energy aura with lava, golems, and rocks, she unholstered her massive Sword of The DNA Spliceteam from her back, and as she approached Beowulf, she left orange energy, lava, golems, and rocks with every step.
Kendra Armstrong: Beowulf, I will never forgive you for helping Mundus in his plans to take over the world 2,000 years ago. You have caused far too much trouble for the last time and you have lived long enough, and now, I will see to it that you will die here and now!
Suddenly, Kendra Armstrong was surrounded by a massive vortex of glowing orange energy with lava and rocks surrounding it, there's the image of Armorsight running around the vortex, and in the vortex is a purple phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Kendra Armstrong emerged, but she was changed forever.
(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)
Kendra Armstrong grew to 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has purple highlights in the bangs of her long flowing purple hair, she has neon purple eyes, and a glowing orange energy aura with lava, rocks, and golems surrounding her, she has the image of Armorsight holding the Lava Kanji in its hands emblazoned on her forehead, she has on golem earrings with red crystals for the eyes and the Lava Kanji in its hands, and her Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with red crystal links and a golem with red crystals for the eyes and the Lava Kanji in its hands for the pendant. Kendra Armstrong has on a short-sleeved purple blouse, purple shirt with a red phoenix on it, green skirt with lava on it, yellow pants, army camouflage sneakers, and a long green sleeveless trenchcoat with lava and lava rocks on the coattails and on the back is Armorsight surrounded by lava and lava rocks. Suddenly, Kendra Armstrong felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive purple angel wings with orange tips on the large purple feathers, sprouted out from her back, and she had on her Green Lantern ring on her left ring finger.
Suddenly, Kendra Armstrong's massive Sword of The DNA Spliceteam was surrounded by a kaleidoscope of orange energy, lava, and rocks, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Armorsight's Volcanic Golem Sword of Lava Justice, it's a new large sword with a 6'7" massive, wide, double-edged, man-sized purple blade with the image of Armorsight etched on it, large golem heads with red gems for eyes in the single eye sockets for the crossguard, large red gem for the hilt, longer black handle, and four large golem heads with red gems for the single eye sockets, and in their open mouths for the pommel. Kendra Armstrong has on her brand-new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with purple gems on her wrists, gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold golem head with a large red gem in its single eye socket and a large red gem inside its open mouth for the belt buckle, large purple Spellbook of The Gods and The Universe and large purple Universal Spellbook of The Elemental Forces on her left hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her right hip. There's a purple kanji below Armorsight that said, "Kendra Armstrong, Gene-Slammer and Partner of Armorsight, Dear Friend and Ally of The Underground Girls and The Turtles, Loving Girlfriend of Kaz Kalinkas, Loving Sister of Charlie Brown and his Friends, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Destroyer of Ch'Rell, The Ultrom Shredder, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Lava, Golems, and Lava Rocks" Kendra Armstrong has transformed into SUPER ANGEL INFINITY VOLCANIC LAVASTORM GOLEM ROCK ANGEL OF UNDERGROUND WILL AND VOLCANIC JUSTICE!
We were amazed by Kendra Armstrong's Super Angel Infinity transformation, and when Kaz saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face. But, when Beowulf saw it, he went mad with rage, and he'd sprouted his large four bird wings from his back, and went after her to kill her. But, Kendra Armstrong transformed into her Armorsight form, but it also transformed: Armorsight has volcanic lava rock gauntlets on its forearms, volcanic lava rock armor on its chest, stomach, shoulders, and legs, Armorsight now has massive lava wings on its back, and lava rock claws on its fingers. Armorsight fired a powerful blast of lava from its hands and wings, and burned Beowulf badly.
Then, Armorsight transformed back into Kendra Armstrong, who's still in her Super Angel Infinity form.
Nico: Whoa, Kendra's the next Underground Girl to transform, and her Armorsight form has also transformed, and really burned Beowulf badly, awesome.
Me: Beowulf made the big mistake trying to attack her, and now, he's going to pay.
Kaz (Chaotic): Wow, Kendra, you look beautiful. How do you feel?
Kendra Armstrong: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Underground Volcano and Volcanic Justice) I feel incredible, Kaz. Now, to deal with Beowulf once and for all.
Kaz (Chaotic): I'm also joining in as well, Kendra, so that way, I can give you and Sherlock Hound an extra hand.
Sherlock Hound: (British Accent) Good idea. Now, it's time for you to say goodbye, Beowulf.
Kaz unholsters his massive Defender of Perim and the Underworld from his back, and Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Dark Compassion and Demonic Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demon Fang of The Demon Hound sword from his wider and more muscular back, and they joined Kendra Armstrong. When Beowulf saw Sherlock Hound transform, this sent him flying into an even more blinding rage, as he roared in extreme rage.
Sherlock Hound: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of Demonic Darkness and Dark Compassion) (British Accent) Looks like your plan's working, Kendra. Now, let's tear him to shreds!
Kendra Armstrong, Kaz (Chaotic), and Sherlock Hound went after Beowulf, and they fired powerful blasts of orange energy, blood red and black energy, blood red and black nebulae, stars, darkness, demons, lava, and golems at Beowulf, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit the evil demon. This made Beowulf so mad, he sprouted his four large bird wings, and he went at them yet again, but Sherlock Hound slashed at his missing eye, and really blinded him even more, then, Kendra and Kaz burned him by firing powerful blasts of lava at his other good eye, and permanently blinded him. Then, Sherlock Hound, Kendra Armstrong, and Kaz (Chaotic) slashed off Beowulf's four large bird wings with their massive swords, and he screamed in excruciating pain.
Sherlock Hound: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of Demonic Darkness and Dark Compassion) (British Accent) (Laughing Sinisterly) Oh, did we do that?
Nico: (Winces) Dang, that was really painful.
Nicole Knudson: You said it, Nico, but make no mistake about it, Sparda may be a gentleman, but he still does have that sadistic and unforgiving side towards demons, and any evil demon of Mundus who dares to cross him, they'd better say their prayers.
Me: Yeah, and the lesson is never judge a book by its cover.
Nico: And we know that Sparda's pretty brutal towards Mundus and his army of demons.
Suddenly, the shadow of the true demonic form of Sparda appeared around Sherlock Hound, and that enraged Beowulf even more, and he tried to attack again. But, Kendra Armstrong and Kaz attacked his legs by chopping them off, along with his arms, and he fell to the floor in excruciating pain. Then, he saw Sherlock Hound approaching menacingly, as red demonic lightning came crashing down from the skies, as they turned red. Then, Kendra Armstrong impales her massive sword in Beowulf's chest, and with one very powerful upward uppercut, she then cuts Beowulf in half, and blood sprayed out from the dead demon's corpse. We cheered wildly for what Kendra Armstrong, Kaz, and Sherlock Hound have done, as they holster their weapons and Sherlock Hound and Kendra Armstrong power down, and Kendra Armstrong's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, and angel wings are permanent.
Suddenly, Beowulf's soul came out, and they went to Kendra Armstrong's arms and legs, and they'd surrounded them in white light, and they transformed into a set of black gauntlets and greaves with a somewhat animalistic look. The gauntlets vaguely resemble a wolf's head, with fangs and mane and the greaves look like clawed legs, and they have glowing veins that have white light flowing through them. We were amazed by the sight of what we saw.
Lincoln: Whoa, Kendra's acquired the Devil Arm, Beowulf.
Me: Devil Arms?
Nicole Knudson: The famous weapons from Devil May Cry, that's awesome. Devil Arms are demonic, variably sentient weapons that are commonly the manifestation of a defeated Demon's soul or power, and considered to be the characters' most powerful weapons. When wielded, Devil Arms often convey their power to the wielder, provided they have been subdued first. When Beowulf was killed, Kendra subdued his soul, and they transformed into weapons for her to use.
Lincoln: Incredible.
Then, Kaz went up to Kendra, and they hugged and kissed, as we cheered for them.
Nico: That was one awesome mission.
Lincoln: You said it, Nico. Plus, in addition to meeting Charlie Brown and his friends, we also took down the evil version of The Great Pumpkin, and Kendra Armstrong and Armorfist transformed, and they, along with Kaz and Sherlock Hound, took down Beowulf, and that sent a powerful message to Mundus.
Me: And I'm sure he's already pretty angry, and he'll try again to attack us. But, he's in for one nasty surprise.
Nico: But, this also means that one day soon, we're meeting Dante and his allies. This is going to be wild and crazy.
Nicole Knudson: Too bad Sherlock Hound already completed his ambassador missions when he went to Eos and Insomnia last year.
Sherlock Hound: (British Accent) That's okay, Nicole. Besides, I'm sure we'll run into Dante and his allies very soon. But, of course, I've also got to keep an eye out for Vergil. If I run into him, I know I'll be in for one rough fight with him.
Nicole Knudson: But, you and Sparda will be ready for him, after all, Sparda trained you in everything that he's learned, along with all of us. Vergil's in for one crazy surprise when he faces you soon.
Sherlock Hound: (British Accent) You're right, Nicole. I'll be ready for when that day comes.
Nico: Now, that's what I want to hear, Sherlock Hound. Plus, we'll also be there to help you when the day arrives for you to meet Dante and his friends, and if they join the team, The Masters of Evil will enjoy meeting them.
Lincoln: And with them on our side, things are bound to get wild and crazy, if Mundus sends any of his demonic minions out to attack us again.
Sparda: It'll be good to see my sons again, I'll start with Dante first, then, it'll be Vergil. But, I don't know how they'll react when they see me again.
Sherlock Hound: (British Accent) Which is why I'll explain everything to them, and they'll understand everything.
Sparda: Thank you, Sherlock Hound.
We later went back home and made the largest ever pumpkin pie and went to the contest.
Announcer: And the winner of the contest is Team Loud Phoenix Storm!
Everyone cheered wildly for all of us!
Nico: WE WON!
We won with the biggest pie we've ever made! It was 100 feet in diameter and weighed over 20,000 pounds!
We cheered wildly!
Laney: AWESOME!
Eli: We won!
Nico: Thank goodness it was purified before we made it.
Eli: Yep.
Nico: Thanks, everyone. But we can't take all the credit. The real winners are Kendra and Charlie Brown.
Laney: That's right. They helped us win on our adventure with them and they deserve it.
Charlie Brown: Aw thanks guys.
Me: THREE CHEERS FOR CHARLIE BROWN AND FRIENDS!
Everyone cheered wildly!
Charlie Brown: (To the viewers) This was an awesome adventure! I hope you all loved this adventure as much as we have.
Nico: We all did. Today was really eventful. Great job today everyone. Lets head home.
We went home and enjoyed the rest of the day and later went to sleep.
THE END
Another awesome fanfic done
Charlie Brown is an awesome iconic legend and he will always be part of our hearts for many future generations to come. I have known Charlie Brown and the movies and cartoons for years and they were great. And Snoopy is also the mascot for the MetLife Insurance Company. This chapter was made in honor of Peter Robbins, Charlie Brown's voice actor who killed himself almost 2 months ago. He will never be forgotten.
In Memory of Peter Robbins: August 10, 1956 – January 18, 2022
Thank you for giving many of us great years of childhood memories through the iconic and legendary Charlie Brown.
The first part of chapter 1679 was for the battle with Devimon and that was one of the greatest battles in all of Digimon Season 1. The VERY FIRST battle with a major Digimon Villain. It was awesome. But what happened with Angemon was sad. Devimon is pure evil and it was because of him that Nico killed Ken and had his dark past. But this time he is gone for good. The second part was for unfinished business after what happened when the Shadow Dragons first appeared and we had Colm get wings when he was shown how to fly. That was awesome. Also hope you all got some awesome and hilarious laughs out of the chapter in that one. It was awesome and funny. The chapter for today was great. The first part was for The Pirates of Dark Water and that was one of my favorite childhood TV shows and it was awesome and full of awesome adventure and excitement. Awesome show but it was a darn shame how it ended after only a few episodes. The second part was for Blue Submarine No 6 and that was a strange story on that one and it was really cool too. What happened to that world was absolutely terrible. NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Etstheclarencefan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Nico's next rescue is gonna be in the Dexter's Laboratory episode Misplaced in Space and Nico, Sam Sharp Loud and Sheila Kelsall the Prypiatosian-B Gene-Slammer are going to rescue Dexter after he was accidentally teleported to a slave planet by Dee Dee and forced to work in an interstellar and intergalactic slave mine. They are also going to meet an Evolved Prypiatosian-B Gene-slammer named Hannah Kyoto from Japan and she is Nico's partner in Math Class. The next rescue for Lincoln is gonna be in the world of the awesome movie Men In Black and Lincoln and his group are going to face Edgar the Bug and REALLY make him pay! We'll also meet a Yubel the Ultimate Nightmare Gene-Slammer named Maggie Albtraum and she is from Germany. And during the exercise scene she is going to reveal how she brought Chandler's dad to jail. The next chapter is gonna be a funny one as we go into a Regular Show chapter for where we face off against EVIL HOT DOGS! It's gonna be based on the episode Meat Your Maker and we're going to make sure those rebellious frankfurters get it big time!
See you all tomorrow
