Walking through the forests of Wisconsin was Nico, Irma and Slinkman and they were heading to Camp Kidney.
Nico: Thanks for coming with me, Irma and you too Slinkman.
Irma: No problem Nico. This is gonna be awesome.
Slinkman: It'll be great to see how Camp Kidney is doing.
Nico: I hope we face Lumpus again. That would be awesome and we can kick his big fat moosey butt all the way to prison.
Irma: That would be funny.
Nico: You know, Irma. Sheila's the best partner your dad ever had.
Irma: She sure is and it's amazing that she and Eric are going to get married on the day we go meet Lupin III and his gang.
Nico: It sure is and that is really fast approaching.
Slinkman: I'm looking forward to that one Nico.
Nico: Me too and I hope we kick butt in that one.
Irma: I have a feeling we will.
Nico: It's fitting that we met Sheila on the same month we met you and your friends.
Irma: That is really coincidental and cool.
Slinkman: Boy it sure is. And there are many more adventures to come later on.
Nico: Yep and J.D. is really looking forward to kicking butt in the March 14th adventure soon. He is going to make sure the 2012 Shredder pays the ultimate price big time.
Slinkman: I hope he does.
They arrived at Camp Kidney.
Nico: Well everything looks normal.
Irma: Looks can be deceiving.
Nico: Yeah.
They went into the camp and saw everything all right.
Nico: So far so good.
But then Nico stepped on something and then his foot got stuck. He saw that he was on a slime trail!
Nico: What the!? YUCK!
Irma looked at the slime and it was really sticky.
Nico: This is really sticky slime.
Slinkman: That is not my slime. And I may be a slug but never leave this much slime.
Irma: Let me wash that off.
She fired a blast of water and got it off Nico.
Nico: Thanks Irma.
But then…
?: I WANT MY CAMP!
Nico: No mistaking that voice!
POW!
Nico swung and punched someone behind him and it was LUMPUS!
Irma: (WATER SWIRLS) WATER!
She went guardian!
Irma: Hey, moose boy! Someone's leaving slime and it's not Slinkman. Know something about it?
Lumpus: I DON'T CARE! I WANT MY CAMP BACK!
Nico: It was NEVER your camp at all you bighorned vomitass!
Lumpus: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME!?
He went at Nico and then Nico kicked him in the face and Lumpus was knocked down.
Suddenly a blast of sticky slime hit Lumpus and stuck him to the wall of a cabin.
Nico: Nice shot Slinkman.
Slinkman: Uh that wasn't me Nico.
?: It was from me.
They saw a Nudicambralia Promenadian!
Nico: Whoa! A Nudicambralia Promenadian.
Then it changed and reverted back to human and it was a girl with periwinkle hair and purple, yellow and blue clothes.
Nico: I knew it was you Gianna Logan.
Gianna: Awesome to see you again Nico. Looks like my slime powers came in handy for this one.
Slinkman: Thank you for saving us Gianna.
Gianna: Anytime Slinkman. Also I'm one of Nico's friends from Fencing Classes. I'm quite the sword master.
Irma: What's your favourite memory of Nico?
Gianna: I've got a lot of them. But my favorite is when a girl was bullying one of our classmates and I used my sword and slashed her clothes off and left her in her underwear and she ran away crying.
They laughed.
Nico: That was funny! She was so humiliated that she wouldn't come to school for 3 weeks.
Gianna: Yep. We called that the Slashing Underwear Fiasco.
They laughed some more.
Slinkman: That was funny!
Nico: It sure was.
Nico and Gianna hugged.
Nico: I really missed you.
Gianna: Me too Nico. Me too.
Lumpus: BLECH! You two get a room!
Gianna: Oh shut your antlered porktrap!
Gianna then slashed him all over and cut his clothes into ribbons and he was buttnaked and hairless and then they sent him back to the nuthouse.
Nico: Still got the awesome sword.
Gianna: Yep.
They went back home and told us everything and it was funny.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln, Nico, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lincoln's harem, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, Sima Shi, Sima Zhao, Sun Jian, Guo Jia, Zhang Bao, Guan Xing, Cao Cao, Liu Bei, Sun Quan, Sima Yi, Jiang Wei, Yukimura Sanada (Samurai Warriors), Keiji Maeda (Samurai Warriors), Kanetsugu Naoe (Samurai Warriors), Hanzo Hattori (Samurai Warriors), Musashi Miyamoto (Samurai Warriors), Heathcliff, Sonja (Heathcliff), Riff-Raff, Hector (Heathcliff), Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, and Musa are heading into the city, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the nine girls, but we're also going after Kang and Kodos, the two Rigelians from The Simpsons and the Treehouse of Horror specials, and they want revenge on me for blowing up their home, Rigel VII, years ago.
Lincoln: So, my rescue's taking place in the city, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the nine girls, but we're also going after Kang and Kodos, the two Rigelians from The Simpsons and the Treehouse of Horror specials.
Me: That's right, big guy, and they want revenge on me for blowing up their home planet of Rigel VII years ago, so they're going to be coming after all of us for revenge.
Nico: Yikes, but you did the right thing in destroying their home planet, J.D., because from what we'd seen throughout The Simpsons and The Treehouse of Horror specials, they've tried to take over the Earth. But, The Simpsons have always thwarted their plans at every turn.
Lincoln: But, we're going to have them sent straight to prison for good. And thanks for joining us, Musa.
Musa: You're welcome, Lincoln. I can't wait to pulverize those two for everything they've done.
Lincoln: And we also got word that the Archlord Zerato Gene-Slammer's here in the city, as well. This is going to be good.
?: HELP!
Suddenly, Lincoln heard the sound of nine girls calling for help. With his deep sapphire blue cyborg eyes and superhuman sight, along with sensing energy signals, he saw and heard exactly where the call for help was coming from. He saw the nine girls, but they've been cornered by Kang and Kodos, and they're going to kill them.
Lincoln: Guys, I found the nine girls, but they've been cornered by Kang and Kodos, and they're going to kill them.
?: (Dutch Accent) Those rotten, one-eyed freaks, let's get them.
Suddenly, we saw the Archlord Zerato appear before us, and was flying in the skies.
Lincoln: That Dutch accent, I knew it was you, Sylphia Van Houten. (To us) And before you guys ask, no, she has no relation to Millhouse Vanhouten or his family. But, we'll have to talk later, right now, we've got two aliens to put in prison.
We rushed on over, and Lincoln fired a powerful barrage of rainbow energy balls and elemental forces, which hit Kang and Kodos, and it allowed the nine girls to get away from Kang and Kodos. When Kang and Kodos saw us, they were mad, and they were even more mad when they saw me.
Me: Been a while, hasn't it, Kang and Kodos?
Kang: You will pay for destroying our planet, J.D. Knudson, you freak!
Kodos: Along with all of Team Loud Phoenix Storm for ruining our plans to take over the planet!
Lincoln: Don't even think about it, you freaks! You're going straight to prison, where you'll stay there until the day you die.
Lincoln unholstered his improved massive Sword of Universal Hope and Elemental Bravery from his wider and muscular back and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and unholster their massive swords, Sima Shi, Sima Zhao, Sun Jian, Guo Jia, Zhang Bao, Guan Xing, Cao Cao, Liu Bei, Sima Yi, Sun Quan, and Jiang Wei got out their weapons, The Samurai Warriors got out their weapons, Lincoln's sisters transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and unholster their massive swords from their backs, Lincoln's sisters transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and unholster their massive swords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholster their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Dark Compassion and Demonic Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demon Fang of The Demon Hound sword from his wider and more muscular back, Musa, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, and Ravus Nox Fleuret got out their swords, Hector got out his massive Heaven's Maw of Judgement sasumata pike, and Me, Nico, Eli, and Nicole also unholstered our massive swords and transformed, and we went at Kang and Kodos, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time Energy, Gravity, and Magic, steel orbs, stars, rainbow flames, rainbow crystals, orange flames, blue flames, ice, green flames, and water, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit Kang and Kodos.
Then, we brutally pulverized them, and once they were on their last tentacles, Lincoln fired rainbow energy blasts at Kang and Kodos, which formed into rainbow energy straitjackets, and tied up Kang and Kodos. Then, Lincoln beamed them into The Sun Prison for Tyrants, where they'll stay there until the day they die. We cheered wildly as we holster our weapons and power down.
Lincoln: Good riddance to the last of the Rigelian race. (To Sylphia Van Houten) And it's so good to see you again, Sylphia.
Sylphia Van Houten: (Dutch Accent) You too, Lincoln, it's been a long time.
They went up to each other and they hugged, and Sylphia Van Houten was very surprised at just how much taller and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, and as you can see, I have grown a lot since then.
Sylphia Van Houten: (Dutch Accent) Whoa, you sure have, you've really grown a lot from the eleven-year-old cute little boy into a 17-year-old 7'0" tall and very handsome and manly teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, that's so awesome.
Nico: Wow, Lincoln, you know her?
Lincoln: Yeah, I do, Nico. This is Sylphia Van Houten, she's from The Netherlands, and she's the most golden-hearted out of all my Guardian Angels. She has this amazing power to look into someone's soul and pull them out of the darkness and get them to become better people, and you're going to like this: she's an actual angel from Heaven.
We gasped in awe from the revelation about her.
Me: No way, an actual angel from Heaven, that's so awesome!
Nico: Big time, J.D. That's so awesome.
Sylphia Van Houten: (Dutch Accent) And I've got a story to tell all of you, it's how I helped save a girl who had a really nasty and arrogant attitude, and I also found out the girl had a dark secret about her that I saved her from, and it's because of her family. But, I'll tell you all of that later.
Lincoln: Right, let's get you back to normal, Sylphia.
Sylphia Van Houten: (Dutch Accent) No need, Lincoln. I actually reigned in the power of Archlord Zerato. But, you should all cover your eyes.
Me, Nico, Eli, and the rest of the boys cover our eyes as Sylphia Van Houten reverted back to normal. Sylphia Van Houten is a beautiful 17-year-old girl with long flowing golden hair going to the upper part of her back, pink eyes, fair skin, she's 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, and she has massive white angel wings, as she reigned in the power of Archlord Zerato, and she's in a green two-piece bikini.
Sylphia Van Houten: (Dutch Accent) You can look now, I'm in a two-piece bikini.
We uncovered our eyes, and when Lincoln uncovered his eyes, and as soon as he saw just how much Sylphia Van Houten's changed, he had an atomic red blush on his face, his nose is bleeding, and he had hearts in his eyes. When Sylphia saw what happened to Lincoln, she walked seductively towards Lincoln, and her chest was pushing against Lincoln's massive and wide pecs, and she wrapped her arms around her waist.
Sylphia Van Houten: (Dutch Accent) (Seductively) Like what you see, big boy?
Lincoln: (Growling Seductively) Oh yeah!
Lincoln's instincts had caused his body to react as he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around Sylphia Van Houten's waist as his deep sapphire blue eyes glowed even more, and he had a confident smile on his face, and he leaned down and he kissed her on the lips with an intense and supercharged passion, and she returned it, and we saw she had an atomic red blush on her face. After that, he gave Sylphia Van Houten her new outfit, a short-sleeved green blouse, a sleeveless green dress with a blue phoenix on it, green skirt with Archlord Zerato on it, pink pants, brown high heels, and a long green sleeveless trenchcoat with feathers and angels on the coattails and on the back is Archlord Zerato, and on her back is a large Archlord Zerato-themed sword with a 6'5" massive, wide, double-edged, man-sized green blade with Archlord Zerato etched on it, Archlord Zerato's wings for the crossguard, large green gem for the hilt, longer black handle, and a large green gem surrounded by angel wings for the pommel.
Sylphia Van Houten: (Dutch Accent) Wow, I love the new outfit and sword you made for me, Lincoln.
Suddenly, a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Sylphia Van Houten's neck with green gems on the gold lightning bolts and green crystals links from her new Crystal Necklace of the Buddha, which merged with her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love.
Sylphia Van Houten: (Dutch Accent)(Surprised) Whoa, is this...?
Lincoln: Yep, that's a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Sylphia.
Sylphia Van Houten had a smile on her face and tears coming from her eyes, as Lincoln wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist and he leaned down and he kissed her on the lips, and she returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the nine girls here, and when Lincoln saw them, they immediately recognized them. The nine girls are Jennifer Simpson, Alyssa Hamilton, and Alyssa Hale from Clock Tower, Fiona Belli from Haunting Ground, Monica Flores and Rooney Simpson from Nightcry, Fuji Seiko, Kawai Mai, and Makitaka Miwa from Police In A Pod.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Jennifer Simpson, Alyssa Hamilton, Alyssa Hale, Fiona Belli, Monica Flores, Rooney Simpson, Fuji Seiko, Kawai Mai, and Makitaka Miwa.
Nicole Knudson: From Clock Tower, Haunting Ground, Nightcry, and Police in a Pod, awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Jennifer Simpson: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Jennifer Simpson and the other eight girls saw who it was that saved them from Kang and Kodos, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old 7'0" tall, handsome, bare-chested hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead, golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive and wide right pec and it was surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his wider and more muscular back, and right on top was the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, and Buffalo, and below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Lightning Storms, The Weather, The Elemental Forces, The Cosmos, and The Universe, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, and Golden-Hearted Lover, Father of Many Kids, Son, and Future Husband, Descendant of The 17th Century Duke Lincoln of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, God of Truth and Justice, and Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it and a kanji that read "Spiciest Man of The Loud House" on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and a Mark of Manhood tattoo of a bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm.
He had his massive Sword of Universal Hope and Elemental Bravery holstered on his wider and muscular back, his orange Crystal Saber holstered on his left hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted orange bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, his large gold Cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive and indestructible deep sapphire blue angel wings and the stars and blue nebulae reflecting on them with rainbow tips on the large deep sapphire blue feathers, and he was dressed in an orange version of He Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, and Buffalo on them and with hanging mini silver lightning bolts held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large gold buffalo head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, a pair of large blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs with the orange kanjis "Savior of The Loud House, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of The Crusaders of The Thunderbird, and The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms" on the left legs, and large white leather combat boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on it, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystals from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large deep sapphire blue gem in the shape of a Thunderbird on top of a silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on his neck and across his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, a large Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring on his left ring finger, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger, he had eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs, and circling around his feet on the floor are eight golden crosses with angelic runes.
Jennifer Simpson: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.
Then, Lincoln made eight clones of himself, and he and the eight clones went up to the girls, and hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrap their arms around the necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.
Jennifer Simpson: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, nine Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Jennifer Simpson, Alyssa Hamilton, Alyssa Hale, Fiona Belli, Monica Flores, Rooney Simpson, Fuji Seiko, Kawai Mai, and Makitaka Miwa with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and crystals links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha. We return to the Estate, and we told everyone what'd happened, and they were shocked when they found out the villains we went after were Kang and Kodos, who wanted revenge on me for destroying their home, Rigel VII.
But, when Lincoln showed what we did to Kang and Kodos, they cheered wildly for Lincoln and the rest of us, and they hugged us, and the girls in Lincoln's harem then went up to Lincoln, and they kissed him all over. Lincoln and Sylphia Van Houten now have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back, and Kang and Kodos will never return to plague anyone ever again.
After throwing Kang and Kodos in prison, we were training intensely in the gym, this time, doing 150,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 9,500-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and when Sylphia Van Houten saw Lincoln working out like crazy, she had an atomic red blush on her face.
Sylphia Van Houten: (Dutch Accent) Whoa, Lincoln's really grown to be a 17-year-old 7'0" tall, really big, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful muscles hard at work, and to work out with those 9,500-lb barbells and not even get tired, incredible.
Lincoln: And I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Sylphia, and now, I can also fight and defend myself.
Sylphia Van Houten: (Dutch Accent) That's incredible.
Nico: It sure is, Sylphia. So, how did you save that girl from that dark secret that she had in her, and you said it's because of her family?
Sylphia Van Houten: (Dutch Accent) You won't like this, Nico. Back in High School, there was a really nasty popular girl who had a really nasty and arrogant attitude, and she was extremely rude to both the students and teachers, and she had a really nasty detention record. I found out from the girl that she had a dark secret: she told me that her father had raped her when she was only twelve, and her mother did nothing to help her, in fact, she also joined in with her husband, they tortured and raped her, and they laughed cruelly at her pain and suffering. Because of it, she became this rude and very nasty girl who enjoys the pain and suffering of others for her own amusement. I used my power and removed the darkness in her heart, purifying her, and she broke down and cried, but I comforted her. Then, after that, I called the police, and her parents were arrested for child abuse. I soon found out from the officers that they've also had previous arrests for multiple murders across five states in the US. Their daughter testified against them, and as a result, their parents were sentenced to life in prison without possibility of parole, and the girl was sent to live with her grandparents, who cared for her, and she started doing better in school, and she graduated high school with honors. Her parents swore they'd kill me and their daughter if they ever break out of prison, but two months later, they were beaten to death by inmates, and were buried in unmarked graves.
We gasped in shock at the revelation.
Me: Whoa, that's one nasty revelation.
Nico: It sure is, J.D. But, Sylphia prevailed, and she turned a girl with a really nasty and arrogant attitude into a new girl with a new life. But, I can't believe her parents can be so evil and abusive, and they enjoyed raping and torturing their own daughter, that's just disgusting!
Lincoln: But, in the end, her former parents paid the price when their daughter testified against them in court, and they got Life in Prison without parole, but they swore they'd kill their former daughter and Sylphia for ruining their so-called fun. But, fate would meet out justice, and the so-called parents were beaten to death by inmates two months later, and were buried in unmarked graves.
Sylphia Van Houten: (Dutch Accent) And after that, I sent their souls to be judged by St. Peter, and when they were found guilty, they were sent to Hell for eternal torture for their crimes.
We then got a shower afterward, but then, the alarm sounded, and Lincoln checked it out, and he'd found out that Chara Soon is here and she's causing havoc.
Elpeo Ple: Oh crap, Chara Soon is here, and that unstable observer of Haman Karn is causing havoc.
Lincoln: From what you told me, she has an incredibly unstable personality, and her mood swings can spiral out of control. She needs to be stopped here and now, come on, let's go.
We then flew out, and Lincoln fired a powerful rainbow energy blast, which hits Chara Soon on the back. When she saw us here, she was enraged.
Chara Soon: So, the killers of Haman Karn, along with the traitor are here?! Now, I will have my revenge on all of you for what you did to Haman Karn!
Lincoln: Don't even try it, you unstable lunatic! Your days of causing havoc are all over!
Reika Kirishima: And I've had it up to hear with you to last an eternity.
Suddenly, Reika Kirishima's brown eyes turned neon brown, and she was surrounded by a red energy aura with clocks and hummingbirds, and as she approached Chara Soon, she left red energy, clocks, and hummingbirds with every step. Suddenly, Reika Kirishima was surrounded by a massive vortex of red energy with clocks surrounding it, there was a hummingbird flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a green phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Reika Kirishima emerged, but she was changed forever.
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Reika Kirishima grew to 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess and has red highlights in the bangs of her long flowing green hair going down to the middle of her back, she has neon brown eyes and a red energy aura with clocks and phoenixes surrounding her, she has a hummingbird with a clock and the Time Kanji in its claws emblazoned on her forehead, she has on hummingbird earrings with red jewels for the eyes and the Time Kanji in its claws, and she also has a hummingbird with red gems for the eyes and the Time Kanji in its claws for the second pendant of her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with red gems on the gold lightning bolts and red crystals from her Crystal Necklace of The Buddha which merged with her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love. Reika Kirishima has on a long red sleeveless trenchcoat with clocks and hummingbirds on the coattails and right on the back is an hummingbird with clocks surrounding it, a red blouse and sleeveless white shirt with a green phoenix on it, white skirt with clocks on it, red pants with flames on the legs, black leather ankle-high combat boots, and she has on a Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger. Suddenly, Reika Kirishima felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive green angel wings with red tips on the large green feathers sprouted out from her back.
Reika Kirishima had a new large sword in her hand called Aion's Time Sword of Fated Justice, it's a new large sword with a 6'9" massive, wide, double-edged silver blade with the Hellenistic deity, Aion, etched on it, large hummingbird heads with pink gems for eyes for the crossguard, large clock for the hilt, longer black handle, and four large hummingbird heads with red gems for the eyes and large red gems in its mouths for the pommel. Reika Kirishima has on her new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with red gems on her wrists, gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold phoenix head with pink gems for the eyes and large red gem in its open mouth for the belt buckle, large red Spellbook of The Gods and The Universe and large red Universal Spellbook of The Elemental Forces on her left hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her right hip. There's a green kanji below the hummingbird that said, "Reika Kirishima, Police Officer of The Distant Future, Dear Friend of Fumiko Odette Van Stein, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Destroyer of Luda and His Delusional Ambitions, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Emissary of Aion, and Master of Time, Fate, and Hummingbirds."
霧島れいか、遠い未来の警察官、フミコ・オデット・ヴァン・スタインの親愛なる友人、リンカーン・ラウドの愛する未来の妻、ルダと彼の妄想的な野心の破壊者、悪の殺し屋、混乱した、殺人的、冷酷な、そしてサディスティックな野郎、驚くべきそして強力驚くべき強力な教師の学生、アイオンの使者、そして時間、運命、そしてハチドリのマスター
Reika Kirishima has transformed into SUPER ANGEL INFINITY CHRONO FIRESTORM HUMMINGBIRD ANGEL OF FATED JUSTICE AND DIVINE LOVE!
We were amazed by Reika Kirishima's Super Angel Infinity transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face and hearts in his eyes. But, when Chara Soon saw it, she fell into an unstable rage and tried to kill her, but Reika Kirishima fired a powerful red energy blast with clocks and hummingbirds, and it hit Chara Soon, sending her flying into a wall.
Lincoln: Wow, Reika, you look beautiful. How do you feel?
Reika Kirishima: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Chrono Hummingbird and Divine Love) I feel incredible, Linky. Now, shall we put an end to this unstable monster?
Lincoln: (Smiles) With pleasure.
Lincoln unholstered his improved massive Sword of Universal Hope and Elemental Bravery from his wider and muscular back and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, and he joined Reika Kirishima.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Voice of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope) Let's put an end to that monster.
Reika Kirishima and Lincoln went after Chara Soon, and they fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, red energy, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Gravity, Magic, Blood, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, Hearts, and Buffalo at Mashymre Cello, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him. Then, they attacked him with their massive swords, and Chara Soon was bleeding badly from the unhealing wounds from the swords of Reika Kirishima and Lincoln. Then, Reika Kirishima tied Chara Soon up with red energy threads.
Reika Kirishima: Okay, Linky, you know what to do?
Lincoln: You got it, Reika.
Lincoln spreads his massive deep sapphire blue angel wings, and red energy was already forming in them. This filled Chara Soon with dread, as she sees that her death was fast approaching, and her desire for revenge is about to be cut with a knife for good.
Lincoln: DEATH WING LIFE DRAIN!
Lincoln fired massive red beams of energy from his spread-out massive deep sapphire blue angel wings, and as the blasts hit Chara Soon, Lincoln began sucking out and absorbing Chara Soon's life energy, and Lincoln's rainbow energy aura with elemental forces, angels, phoenixes, buffalo, and thunderbirds flared up extremely, as he gained a massive power and energy boost to his infinite powert, and we saw that Chara Soon was being drained of her life force. When Lincoln was done, Chara Soon was reduced to a lifeless and mummified husk, and as soon as her spirit appeared, Lincoln Super Hakaied her and Chara Soon was banished to Oblivion for good. We cheered wildly for them, as Lincoln and Reika Kirishima holstered their massive swords on their backs and power down, and Reika Kirishima's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, and angel wings are permanent.
Reika Kirishima and Lincoln: In the immortal words of Nico, Chara Soon, you have failed this universe!
Nico: Yeah, that's telling her, guys.
Reika Kirishima: Thanks for helping me deal with Chara Soon, Linky.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Reika.
Suddenly, Reika Kirishima wraps her arms around Lincoln's waist, and Lincoln wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around Reika Kirishima's waist, and he then brought her into an embrace, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Reika Kirisihima's face, they kissed passionately as Reika Kirishima wraps their left arm around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, and placed her left hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec, and right behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Hummingbird, and Angel flying in the air, and we also saw a herd of Buffalo running across the field and the display of the elemental forces behind them, and we cheered for them.
Me: Alright, way to go, guys.
Nico: That's another of Haman Karn's goons put down for good, and I like that attack you used on her, Lincoln, is that a new technique you created?
Lincoln: You guessed it, Nico. It's called Death Wing Life Drain, it's a variant of Oblivion Wing, but I also combined the life draining abilities of The Shadow Queen and many other villains who have the ability to drain the life out of someone, and this attack when it hits the target, will suck out their life force, and the one who used this attack will absorb the target's life force, and they'll get an immense power and energy boost.
Me: Whoa.
Nico: You said it, J.D., and that's just against only one target, imagine using it on an army of soldiers and minions.
Lincoln: That would be even more brutal.
We returned home, and we got rid of another ally of Haman Karn, but there's still bound to be more of them out there, but we'll be ready for them.
Later it was time for Starlight Glimmer's 3rd Ambassador Mission and it was gonna be a challenge too.
Nico: This is number 3 of Starlight's missions.
Me: Yep. It's gonna be a challenge.
Starlight Glimmer: But it is always fun to be in the world of the Live Action Transformers.
Nico: It sure is. Sam you want to come with us too?
Sam Witwicky: It'll be great to see Bumblebee and Optimus again. Sure.
Nico: Cool.
Then Dr. Starline appeared.
Dr. Starline: Can I come with you this time, Starlight?
Starlight Glimmer: You sure can Dr. Starline.
Me: Even though you aren't one of the 310 you still are a great archenemy for the usual battles. One of these days we should do 310 usual battles with the new recruits.
Nico: That's not a bad idea.
Eli: Yeah I think so too.
Nico: Yep. Lets get rolling.
I opened the portal and we were off to the Live Action Transformer Universe.
We arrived at the base.
Nico: Here we are.
Live Action Bumblebee: Hey guys!
Nico: Hey Bumblebee.
Sam Witwicky: Bumblebee! Optimus!
Live Action Optimus: Sam!
Live Action Bumblebee: Sam you're all right!
They fistbumped.
Live Action Bumblebee: I was devastated when you were killed.
Live Action Optimus: But at least you're back and in the protection of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Nico: Thank goodness he is. But when we come here on April 28th he is gonna have a score to settle with your worlds versions of Megatron and Starscream here.
Starlight Glimmer: Guys, this is my archenemy.
Dr. Starline: Awesome to meet you all. I'm Dr. Starline.
Live Action Optimus: It's a pleasure to meet you.
Sam: Bee, what's this about you acting drunk?
Live Action Bumblebee: In my defence, I was depressed about all the losses I suffered including you.
Sam: Bee, I never wanted you to act like a hobo because I died.
Nico: Yeah there is no fun in that. Take it from me. I know that feeling.
Me: We went through a horrible event last year called the 20 Days of Darkness.
Live Action Bumblebee: What is that?
Me: 20 of the most depressing and despair filled days we've ever had. From January 23rd to February 11th, 2021 we went through hell. All because of 20 of our dangerous adversaries coming back to kill us.
I told them everything about it and it was terrible.
Live Action Optimus: My goodness.
Live Action Bumblebee: That is horrible! And all because of an enemy that Nico had from his past making him doing all those things against his will!?
Nico: Yeah.
Me: We were warned about it in one of our battles but one of our enemies intervened and made things worse.
Nico: Yeah. But it's over now. Thank goodness.
Morshower: I'm glad you're back with us, Sam. Because we've got two more familiar faces spotted.
Hound: Decepticons?
Morshower: Actually, they're Autobots this time.
Nico: Are they Sideswipe and Mirage?
Morshower: That's right.
Nico: Wow! This is gonna be awesome to meet them.
Me: It sure will. And I hope they are fighting a Decepticon too.
Nico: This will be awesome.
Me: Where are we gonna meet them?
Morshower: They are over in New York City.
Nico: Wow! It'll be interesting to see New York here. But if more of Attinger's forces appear they will be dead meat.
Lincoln: You got that right.
Live Action Optimus: Starlight, may I ask about the mark on your body?
Starlight Glimmer: You mean my Cutie Mark? It's part of my purpose in life. It's very special to me. It means I'm very masterful at magic.
Nico: It's true. All of Starlight's Friends all have cutie marks. And so do we.
We showed our Cutie Marks and they were amazing.
Me: We discovered that not only the ponies of Equestria can get cutie marks but also humans too.
Live Action Bumblebee: That is amazing.
Lincoln: It sure is.
Crosshairs: Now, if only Autobot symbols can be unique like Cutie Marks.
Nico: That would be interesting to see but I'm not sure it applies to Cybertronians.
Me: I don't know either. But it would be cool.
Live Action Bumblebee: Yep. By the way how did you all meet Starlight and her friends?
Me: That is an amazing and interesting experience. It was because of an event that we had almost 2 years ago called The War With The Royal Defenders.
Nico: Yeah that was epic!
Me: On August 21st, 2020 we went into battle with an alternate version of us called The Royal Defenders. They were us gone bad essentially.
I told them everything about it and it was wicked!
They gasped in shock and amazement!
Morshower: Wow! You all took down an evil version of yourselves?!
Nico: Yeah it was crazy but epic.
Me: But we later found out during another one of our major battles from my Royal Defenders counterpart that it was because of the evil Chaos Sorcerer Sindri Myr that lead them to becoming evil in the first place. Sam have you ever played a game called Warhammer 40000?
Sam Witwicky: Yes I sure have and that game was awesome! But I had no idea it was all real there.
Me: It's strange.
Nico: Yeah.
We arrived at New York City.
Nico: Awesome to be here in NYC.
Me: Yep. Always a blast coming here.
We then saw a Red Ferrari 458 and a Corvette Stingray from 2009 pull up!
Me: Whoa! A Ferrari 458 and A Corvette Stingray from 2009. 2 more of my favorite cars.
Nico: Those are awesome.
Live Action Sideswipe: (to us) Take it easy. We're not here to harm you guys. We're Autobots!
Me: Sideswipe and Mirage.
Live Action Mirage: (Italian Accent) Awesome to meet the famous-a Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Me: Pleasure is ours.
Starlight: Relax. We know you're not hostile.
Dino: Thank Primus. The last humans we encountered weren't exactly friendly.
Me: They must've been part of Cemetery Wind.
Eli: And I see them now!
Eli fired a blast of Force Lightning and it flew past them and electrocuted many Cemetery Wind members and knocked them down and Starlight and Dr. Starline tied them up.
Nico: You blockheads have failed this city!
Live Action Bumblebee: Nice one Eli!
Me: Eli goes with me all over and it's cool.
Sideswipe: Look, Bee. We don't want you to feel like you were responsible for our deaths.
Dino: We didn't die because of you. We chose to sacrifice ourselves to help you and the others escape from Savoy and his goons. And you know what? We'd do it again.
Nico: You two are true heroes.
Live Action Optimus: That's right and that makes you great teammates.
Eli: That's right. Also these guys will make great fresh meat in our prisons.
Lincoln: They will be perfect cellmates for Attinger.
Cemetery Wind Man: But Attinger is dead!
Me: No he's not. He's in our universe even as we speak and he is going to be there for eternity. Just like you and your fellow Cemetery Wind pals will.
Nico: Yep.
We later came back.
May: Hey guys. How did it go?
Me: Eli caught more Cemetery Wind Dirtbags that were trying to kill Sideswipe and Mirage.
Eli: Yep. They are right here and they will be perfect for the Neptune Prison.
May: Awesome! That's more of those clods that won't give us anymore grief.
Sheila: I'll take these 4 off your hands Eli. They will be perfect.
Eli: Thanks Sheila.
She took them down to the station.
May: Who should go with you next time?
Starlight Glimmer: I'm hoping to take Twilight and my friends next time.
Nico: Good idea. It'll be awesome for them to meet Twilight and friends.
Sam Witwicky: And it was awesome to see Bumblebee and Optimus again. At least they now know that I'm back and safe.
Nico: It sure was.
Lynn: That's good. Figure if we keep this up until April 28th, we'll have all of Cemetery Wind and the Transformers Reaction Force all dealt with by then.
Me: We'll have to make stops to the Live Action Transformers Universe on certain occasions like how I helped Mikey and his team.
Nico: That's a wise idea.
Laney: But we'll be ready for them when we go there.
Eli: We sure will.
I looked at my watch.
Mandarin: You think Tank's awake by now?
Nico: He should be. It's 10 days till Spring.
Then we heard a small chopper noise and flying up to us was Tank!
Rainbow Dash: Tank! Hey buddy!
She and Tank Hugged and so did Lynn.
Me: See Lynn we told you he would be back.
Wildwing Flashblade: How was your hibernation?
He nodded for yes.
Fluttershy: He said it was a good hibernation.
Me: That's good. We're glad.
Nico: Awesome.
BARK
Then we saw a dog with purple curly fur clawing on my leg.
Me: Oh aren't you cute.
I picked her up.
Me: Oh are you lost? Fluttershy?
Fluttershy: Oh that is Supernova Zap's dog.
Me: Oh she will be happy to have you back.
I went over to her room and knocked on the door.
Supernova Zap: Come in.
I went in.
Me: Sorry to bother you S.Z. But I believe you have a special visitor.
I gave her the dog and she squealed.
She hugged her.
Supernova Zap: Oh Princess Thunder Guts! Oh I missed you.
Cybertron Scourge: I didn't know you had a dog.
Supernova Zap: Oh I forgot to show her to you all.
Rarity: We found her at the concert festival where we first met her.
Me: I think Sunset Shimmer told me all about that. That is amazing.
Laney: But that would be so awesome to see all the great bands and food trucks.
Nico: It sure would. But Princess Thunder Guts is cute.
Lana: She sure is.
Swoop: Me Swoop glad to have dog.
Supernova Zap: Thank you Swoop.
Nico: It sure is great you have your dog friend back.
The phone rang.
Lynn: I'll get that.
Lynn went to get the phone.
Lynn: (Answers) TLPS World Tree Estate, Lynn Loud Jr. speaking.
PHONE GARBLE.
Lynn: Oh Hey Benson.
Mokuba: I think we should train Mordecai and Rigby in boxing in case they get beaten up by someone.
Lynn: (Offscreen) WHAT!? OH MAN!
We went over.
Me: What's wrong Lynn!?
Benson: Is that J.D. Lynn?
Lynn: Yeah he's here.
Benson: Let me talk to him please.
Lynn: Sure.
She handed the phone to me.
Me: Benson what's wrong?
Benson: Mordecai and Rigby are badly hurt and they were really beaten up!
Me: WHAT! Oh man! Who did this!?
Benson: It was Chong!
Me: Chong? Wasn't he that ferocious fighter that killed your best friend 10 years ago?
Benson: Yeah that's him! You would not like this guy J.D.!
Me: One sec.
I put it on speaker.
Me: Okay go ahead.
He told us about him.
Chong is the name of a stick hockey champion who made his debut in Stick Hockey as the main antagonist of the episode. He badly injured Mordecai and Rigby, but lost to Benson, whom he called "Death Dragon". He also killed Benson's best friend Dave 10 years ago by snapping his head off using the hockey table's sticks, because Chong was almost losing. Mordecai and Rigby faced off against Chong in the finals of the stick hockey tournament and were beaten up by Chong as result. He is ultimately beaten by the returning Benson who replaced Mordecai and Rigby in the final minutes of the game.
When he was done we were shocked and horrified!
Nico: WHOA MAN! This guy is really bad news!
Eli: Chong is a monster!
Nico: We got to stop him!
Laney: Yeah!
Chillyfish, Sportsmaster, Juggernaut, Count Vertigo, Pied Piper, Killer Croc, Red X, Whirlin, Fireor and Selene then appeared.
Chillyfish: Can me, Sportsmaster, Juggernaut, Count Vertigo, Pied Piper, Killer Croc, Red X, Whirlin, Fireor and Selene go with you guys?
Nico: You sure can. But it's really serious! Mordecai and Rigby have been beaten up really bad by a big time bad fighter Benson beat before named Chong.
Killer Croc: Chong!? Oh man this is not good!
Juggernaut: I know Chong! He is a very dangerous fighter. Possibly the deadliest fighter I've ever faced in my days as a villain. He is one nasty piece of work.
Nico: We didn't know you had a history with him Cain.
Juggernaut: Chong is no pushover too. He will kill anyone that's weak.
Nico: Whoa man!
Agitos: Let's heal Mordecai and Rigby first.
Maria: Good idea.
Lana: But first Nico which Gene-Slammer are you hoping to go find next?
Nico: I'm hoping to meet a gene-slammer for one of Kickin-Hawk's kind next.
Shanan: Ooh an Akatorian Gene-Slammer next. Good idea.
Foghorn Leghorn: So it'll be, I say it'll be either me or one of the chickens or Jeri Peking that goes with you next.
Nico: Yep.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes glowed even more, as he then sensed five dark energy signals, and he saw a vision of who those five dark energy signals belonged to, they were none other than the five worst enemies of Buffy Summers: The Master, Dracula, Angelus, Warren Mears, and The Beast, and they've returned from the dead, and they want revenge on Buffy Summers for killing them long ago and foiling their plans to destroy or enslave humanity. When we saw that, it definitely meant trouble.
Nico: Uh oh, Lincoln, trouble?
Lincoln: Afraid so, Nico, and Buffy, you're not going to like this: those five dark energy signals I sensed belong to The Master, Dracula, Angelus, Warren Mears, and The Beast.
Buffy Summers: Oh no, not those five again! I thought I was rid of them for good.
Nico: Whoa, you know them, Buffy?
Buffy Summers: Afraid so, Nico, and I've fought against those five long ago, and my friends from Sunnydale and I had our encounters with those five on many occasions.
Me: I remembered you telling me about them, Buffy. But, you should tell us about them, so we know just what we're dealing with.
Buffy Summers: Right, and trust me, you're not going to like them one bit.
Buffy Summers proceeded to tell us about The Master, Dracula, Angelus, Warren Mears, and The Beast, and we weren't going to like them one bit.
The Master
The Master, formerly known as Heinrich Joseph Nest, was a powerful and respected vampire, older than any other on record. He was the leader of the Order of Aurelius, a vampire cult that worshiped the Old Ones and sought to bring about their return to the world. The Master was also the sire to Darla, inadvertently leading to a long legacy of infamous vampires.
Biography
Siring
At some point, the Master was turned by a descendant of the demon lord Archaeus, giving him a link to the power of this ancient demon that he passed on to other vampires in his bloodline. Sources would affirm that a powerful vampire had been enslaved by the Seed of Wonder in the 12th century. This vampire turned out to be the Master.
The Old World
By 1609, the Master had already lived past the "curse" of human features, becoming much more demonic in appearance than other vampires, to the point where he resembled the much older and more powerful Turok-Hans. At this time, the Master (posing as a priest) came to the Virginia Colony where he visited the deathbed of a prostitute suffering from syphilis. He tested her faith and discovered that she had lost all hope in having her soul saved. Alone with her, the Master revealed himself and that he had been the one that 'sang' to her from her window the previous night. She first believed he was Death, but the Master claimed he was actually her savior. Assuring her that while God had never done anything for her, he would, he sunk his fangs into her neck and made her into a vampire. Darla become one of the Master's disciples and grew into one of his favorites.
In a sewer in London, England in 1760, the Master was introduced to Angelus, Darla's progeny after they had returned from Yorkshire, England. Angelus, mocking the Master's appearance and the Order's harsh dogmas , including enforced underground dwelling, was pummeled into the ground after the Master lost his temper during their confrontation. Darla, despite the Master having made her the vampire who she was, preferred Angelus' offer of pleasure and adventure to remaining with the Master, leaving to Naples with the "stallion" after the offended and beat the Master. Despite Darla choosing to abandon the Master and the Order to pursue her love affair with Angelus, the Master allowed the two to leave and ordered his henchmen to let them pass, but estimated that the couple would last no more than a century before breaking up. Around 1880, the Master welcomed Darla back to the Order after she and Angelus had a fight. However, she soon returned to the arms of her lover.
Imprisonment
The Master believed the Seed of Wonder called him from across the sea into Sunnydale. By 1936, he had moved to the New World with the hopes of opening the Hellmouth located in Sunnydale and bringing about the end of the world by releasing the Old Ones. While in Sunnydale, he caused a notable ruckus by murdering a large number of people. However, months later an earthquake hit town in the middle of the ritual to open the Hellmouth, swallowing half the town, including the church in which the Master was performing the ritual. As the ritual had already commenced, the Master was imprisoned within a mystical barrier.
In 1996, after spending 60 years sleeping in a pool of blood, the Master arose again and used the acolytes of his Order of Aurelius, including Darla, to help him escape his prison within the Hellmouth. This involved a ritual called the Harvest. The Harvest occurred on a single night occurring each century where the Master could draw power from one of his minions as his Vessel. Each time the Vessel fed the power was transferred back to the Master. Hoping to gather enough power for him to escape. the Master selected an acolyte named Luke as his Vessel and sent him to out to find blood. Luke and many of the Master's other followers attacked the patrons of the Bronze nightclub, draining and killing a few of them until the current Slayer, Buffy Summers, who had just moved to Sunnydale, intervened. Buffy disrupted the ritual by killing the Vessel (and many other Aurelius vampires), thus foiling the Master's plan.
Buffy further upset the Master by killing more of his most cherished minions, such as Zachary. Angered by her meddling, the Master sent The Three to assassinate her but when Buffy and her friends defeated them, he had them killed as penance. The destruction of The Three proved to bring little solace or satisfaction. Darla offered to kill the Slayer her own way and the depressed Master agreed.
Jealous of Buffy, Darla's scheme involved making it appear that Angelus, then an ally of the Slayer and going by the name "Angel," had turned evil, making Buffy duty-bound to kill him; and in turn force Angel to defend himself and kill her. This plan backfired when Angel unhesitatingly killed Darla in order to save Buffy, thereby deepening Master's depression. Visibly distraught and grieving, the Master nearly lost the will to carry out his plans. Only words of encouragement from his right-hand vampire child, the Anointed One, brought comfort, strengthening his resolve to continue making preparations for his release. Billy Palmer, a human boy in a coma, astral projected from his hospital bed and inadvertently caused the nightmares of Sunnydale citizens' to manifest into a false reality. In a manifestation of Buffy's deepest fears, the Master was briefly released from his prison and set upon the surface. He confronted Buffy at a cemetery before pushing her into an empty coffin and burying her alive. Buffy freed herself, rising as a vampire temporarily. Awakening Billy from his coma ended the realization of nightmares coming true.
Escape
Even though the Pergamum Codex prophesied that the Master would inevitably rise from his prison and kill the Slayer, Buffy resolved to deal with him after portents of the upcoming apocalypse encouraged the Master's minions to start taking people's lives on school grounds. The first sign that the Pergamum Codex prophesy would not work out as expected happened when the Master sent the Anointed One to bait the Slayer into entering his lair. Contrary to the codex, Buffy recognized the Anointed One instantly and asked him to fulfill his task as guide. The Master welcomed the Slayer but avoided confronting her directly. Instead, he taunted her from the shadows in order to prolong the moment. Disgusted with his theatrics and eager to get the confrontation over and done with, Buffy told the Master to reveal himself. Appearing behind her, the Master easily disarmed and rendered her helpless through hypnosis. Holding an incapacitated Buffy and just prior to killing her, the Master happily informed her that if it weren't for her attempt to kill him then he wouldn't have been able to leave. The Master bit her, but drank only a small amount of blood, before dropping her and leaving her to drown in a shallow pool, with a sarcastic compliment about her pretty gown. Despite only drinking a small amount, the Slayer's blood imbued the Master with so much power he broke through the mystical barrier that kept him prisoner for so long.
Death
Fortunately for Buffy, Angel and her friend Xander arrived in time to revive her. Buffy confronted the Master just as he ascended to the roof of Sunnydale High School, above the library where the Hellmouth was located directly below. Though shocked at seeing her alive, the Master made another attempt at her with his hypnosis but she somehow resisted and the two began fighting, hand-to-hand. As a creature from the Hellmouth rose and attacked Buffy's friends, the Master remarked on if Buffy would still be making jibes while his hell was raining on earth. Buffy grabbed the Master by the neck and said if he was so excited about hell, he should go there. She then ultimately defeated him by throwing him through the skylight and impaling him on a large piece of wood that had formed from a broken table. Unlike most vampires, who turned completely to dust upon their death, the Master left behind a skeleton. His remains were then buried in a cemetery and consecrated with holy water in a special ritual to prevent any vampires from retrieving him.
Legacy
Following the Master's death, the Anointed One assumed leadership of the Order. Working with Absalom, the Anointed One concocted a plan to resurrect the Master via a revivification ritual. He forced his minions to dig up the Master's bones (despite the holy water burning their hands) and kidnapped Rupert Giles, Jennifer Calendar, Willow Rosenberg and Cordelia Chase, all of whom where in the vicinity of the Master when he died as the ritual required. Buffy returned to Sunnydale from Los Angeles around the same time as the Anointed One initiated his scheme and was suffering as result of her death at the Master's hands. Along with Angel and Xander, she intervened and killed all of the remaining minions present, before crushing the Master's bones to dust with a sledgehammer, ending his threat permanently and allowing herself to move on with her life. Weeks after the event, the Order decided that whoever would be successful in killing the Slayer would take the Master's place as leader of the Order. Spike, a member of the Master's bloodline, elected to prove himself by killing the Slayer his way on the Night of Saint Vigeous. His plan wasn't successful, however. Spike launched his attack at Sunnydale High during parent-teacher night which Buffy organized, several nights before the Night of Saint of Vigeous out of impatience, but failed due to the Slayer's efforts.
The Anointed One demanded that Spike give penance for ruining the Night of Saint Vigeous and costing the Order several minions from the attack, but Spike instead killed the Anointed One and took over the abandoned Bric & Broc factory the Order had inhabited following the Master's death. It was then that Spike announced that there would be a little less ritual and a little more fun in Sunnydale,[contrasting to the Master's traditionalist world view. In late 1998, Cordelia inadvertently made a wish to Anyanka that Buffy had never moved to Sunnydale, so the vengeance demon transported her to a reality in which the absence of the Slayer had allowed the Master from this reality to survive, rise, and dominate the town. He had his throne room moved to the Bronze and used use the town's humans not as prey, but as cattle. This Master eventually faced the hardened and solitary Buffy, killing her by snapping her neck just before Giles managed to restore the original timeline. Six years later, the First Evil taunted a then-ensouled Spike by taking the shape of the major enemies faced by the Scooby Gang. This included the Master, along with Drusilla, Richard Wilkins, Adam, Glorificus and Warren Mears.
Restoration
When Angel became imbued with the power of Twilight, the Seed of Wonder restored the Master to return to his position as protector, inside the ruins of the same church where he used to be imprisoned. Buffy and Angel eventually rejected their roles as the creators of a new universe, but Twilight still needed to capture it so that it would become the new universe's soul, destroying the Old One. Meanwhile, the interdimensional placenturians poured from countless portals to reclaim the obsolete Earth, while its inhabitants, both demons and humans, battled to defend it on the ruins of Sunnydale. As a result of the battle, Willow overtook the power of the Seed, abandoning the Master in the Seed's chamber. When Buffy and a Twilight-possessed Angel arrived, Angel shattered the Master's head with a single punch, dusting him once again.
Then, Buffy proceeded to tell us about Dracula.
Dracula
Dracula was a famous and powerful vampire. Possessing abilities uncommon to vampires, he sold his story and became a celebrity in both demon and human societies, but was considered by many to be a myth. Both an enemy and ally to the Scooby Gang, Dracula maintained a rivalry with the Slayer, Buffy Summers, and an unusual friendship with Xander.
Biography
Rise to fame
As a human, Dracula was known as Vlad the Impaler. He claimed to have killed more people than God's plagues combined before he was ever a vampire, and made reference to impaling people in times past, such as those who failed to show him deference, for example. He met and "hung out" with Anyanka, a vengeance demon and Patron Saint of Scorned Women when she was about 700 years old. Anyanka had cursed a man by making him incredibly obese and Dracula complimented her by saying that the man was doomed forever.
In the 19th century, Dracula's story was published in Bram Stoker's novel Dracula, which caused concern among the vampire community, who labeled him a sell-out for making their vulnerabilities public knowledge to humans. He also formed a rivalry with the vampire Spike, at least partially over a debt of eleven pounds, though Spike later claimed that Dracula "forgot all about his foes" because of his increasing fame from both the novel bearing his name and its various adaptations.
Encounter with Buffy Summers
In 2000, Dracula went to Sunnydale, a Californian town which lay on a Hellmouth and was home to Buffy Summers. He had heard the stories about the world-famous Slayer and wanted to meet her himself. Introducing himself to the starstruck Scooby Gang, Dracula hypnotized Buffy's friend Xander into becoming his servant. He later seduced Buffy's mother into inviting him into their home, and hypnotized Buffy to let him bite her whilst in her bedroom. Xander eventually led Buffy to Dracula's mansion on the outskirts of Sunnydale, where she tried to take control and kill him, but once again fell victim to his "thrall." Dracula forced to feed of his blood, however, this caused Buffy to regain her senses and she proceeded to battle the vampire and staked him. Upon her apparent departure, Dracula tried to reform from mist, but Buffy reappeared and staked him a second time, telling him she was wise to his tricks, having "seen his movies." When he again tried to reform, she reminded him that she was still there and would just stake him again if he came back.
Then, Buffy proceeded to tell us about Angelus
Angelus
Angelus is the original form of Angel and the main antagonist of the Buffyverse, acting as the overarching antagonist of Buffy the Vampire Slayer and the main antagonist of Angel. He was an Irish vampire and known to be one of the most sadistic and brutal creatures to exist. However, after having a Romanian curse placed on him, he was turned into Angel as retribution for over a century of tyranny as a soulless vampire, whenever Angel experiences true happiness, he loses his soul, thus reverting back to his original form. He is the archenemy of Buffy Summers. As with his good counterpart, he was portrayed by David Boreanaz, who also portrayed Luc Crash in The Crow: Wicked Prayer and Jeremy Melton in Valentine.
Roles
Angelus is first mentioned in Season 1 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer before debuting as the main antagonist of Season 2 and is a flashback antagonist throughout the rest of the series. He returns in Angel as a minor antagonist in Season 1, the overarching antagonist of both Season 2 and Season 3 and one of the two main antagonists (alongside Jasmine) in Season 4.
Biography
Early life
Before becoming the vicious vampire Angelus, he was a human by the name of Liam, born in Galway, Ireland in 1727. His father was a linen and silk merchant of some wealth. One day, at the age of 26, after a night of his usual drunken debauchery, Liam got into a fight with his father, who declared that he was wasting his life and slapped him. Liam responded that he was what his father had made him, and left their household in a rage, his father doing little to stop him, despite his obvious grief at his son's harsh words. After a tavern brawl, he was kicked out, and followed the woman - the vampire, Darla - into an alleyway. She promised to fulfil his dreams, and show him a whole new world, and sired him, turning him into a vampire.
Liam and Darla went about killing people in his home town, until finally, Liam decided to move on, but not before killing his entire family. He took the name "Angelus", seemingly inspired by the fact that his little sister believed him to have returned to her as an angel, shortly before he killed her.
Angelus and Darla traveled the world for decades, wreaking havoc wherever they went, and creating a reputation as the most vicious and dangerous vampires in the world. Angelus had a gift for torture, both mental and physical, and enjoyed nothing more than using his dark talents to create works of "art", in the form of brutal murders and tortures.
21 years later in May 1764, Angelus and Darla killed the wife and son of Daniel Holtz, and turned his young daughter into a vampire, forcing him to kill her. Holtz then devoted himself to capturing them, and chased them across Europe. He managed to kill almost 400 other vampires in the process.
96 years later in 1860, a young woman by the name of Drusilla caught Angelus' eye. Pure, chaste and virgin, she possessed the "sight", an ability to see the future. Angelus became obsessed with her, and began torturing her by killing her loved ones in an attempt to drive her insane. She fled to a convent, and on the day she was to take her vows and become a nun, Angelus massacred the coven, killing everyone but her. He proceeded to have sex with Darla on top of her, which finally shattered what remained of Drusilla's sanity, driving her completely and utterly insane. Angelus then sired her, turning her into a vampire, so that his "masterpiece" would live on for eternity.
The two were now three, and would be for another twenty years, until in 1880, Drusilla desired a companion of her own. She took the mild-mannered and lovesick poet, William, who took the nom-de-guere "Spike" and turned him into a vampire, a new addition to their little "family". Spike and Angelus had a complicated relationship, with William both greatly admiring and resenting Angelus for his charisma and leadership, and especially resenting the fact that Angelus would regularly sleep with Drusilla.
The Gypsy Curse
38 years later in 1898, Angelus and the Whirlwind murdered the most beloved daughter of a tribe of gypsies. In revenge, the gypsies cursed Angelus by restoring to him his human soul, making him feel guilt for all the people he had slaughtered and the atrocities he had committed in the last 170 years, a curse that could only be broken by one moment of pure happiness. After realizing what had happened to him, Darla violently rejected him, disgusted by his new humanity. Angelus lived on his own for a while, unable to kill and feed on the innocent as he had, he turned to killing other murderers and wrong-doers, while searching for Darla.
He found her in China during the Boxer Rebellion in 1900. He tried to convince her that he could still live as they had in the past, but Darla had her doubts. She grew enraged at the fact that he protected innocents from her and would only feed on murderers, rapists and animals, and confronted him with an ultimatum; to kill and feed on a baby whose parents Darla had killed, or to leave them forever. Angelus couldn't, and saved the baby before fleeing.
Life With a Soul
In the next 90 or so years, Angelus lived a solitary life, trying to keep to himself in order to avoid the urge to feed on humans. He moved to America and took the name "Angel". Angel maintained some limited contact with humanity, but after finding himself unable to resist feeding on a dying store clerk in the '70's, he exiled himself to a life of homelessness, living on the streets and drinking the blood of rats.
He was sought out in the 1990s by the demon Whistler, who persuaded him to fight against the evil that he had once embodied in an effort to redeem himself. He pointed Angel towards the newly-activated Slayer, Buffy Summers. Angel resolved to help her in any way possible.
He followed her to Sunnydale, and made his identity known to her. The two quickly began to develop romantic feelings for each other. During this time, he met Darla once again, who had come to Sunnydale to serve the Master, her own sire, who was magically trapped underneath Sunnydale. Darla attempted to turn Angel against the Slayer, and to bring him back to their side, but she failed, and Angel killed her.
Buffy and Angel's relationship would grow complicated once again with the arrival of Spike and Drusilla in Sunnydale. Spike was initially oblivious to Angel's condition, and sought him out. Meanwhile, Angel sought out Drusilla and told her to leave town. Spike would soon find out where Angel's true allegiances lay, and instead decided to use him in a ritual to rejuvenate the sick and weakened Drusilla. Angel was captured, and Drusilla tortured him as he had once tortured her. Spike planned to sacrifice Angel in a ritual to restore Drusilla to health, but Buffy managed to intervene, saving Angel's life and temporarily crippling Spike, but not before Drusilla was restored to full health.
Spike and Drusilla planned to unleash a demon named "the Judge", who would kill all non-demonic life on Earth. Meanwhile, Angel and Buffy finally had sex after a heated battle. This would serve as Angel's moment of pure happiness, breaking the gypsy curse and removing his soul.
Soulless Once Again
Unleashed once again, Angelus joined Spike and Drusilla in their plot to unleash the Judge. Buffy managed to stop them however, and Angelus resolved to completely and utterly destroy her, having a personal vendetta against her for making him love her. He began to torture her and her friends by threatening their loved ones, and taking away things they loved-such as making necklace out of Willow's fish he killed. He learned of a plot by a the gypsy woman Jenny Calendar, who had been sent by the Kalderash to ensure Angelus kept his soul. She attempted to ensoul him again, but Angelus found out, and brutally murdered her.
Angelus began to form a plan to unleash Hell on Earth, but meanwhile, Spike was growing increasingly resentful of Angelus for usurping his leadership of the gang, annoyed that he would not kill the Slayer, and jealous that he had resumed his sexual relationship with Drusilla, all while Spike was still crippled by his injuries.
Angelus got all the necessary components to open a gate to Hell, but Spike and Buffy teamed up in order to stop him. Meanwhile, Buffy's friend Willow began an incantation to restore Angelus' soul. She was successful, but not before Angelus managed to open the gate. Requiring his death to close it, Buffy ran him through with a sword, and kicked him through the portal.
Angel would return from the hell dimension, his soul once again restored, and would continue to fight for good to redeem himself. However, his true nature would never be far, always whispering in his ear, and occasionally emerging on the rare occasions when Angel lost his soul.
When Angel moved to Los Angeles, he once met a woman named Rebecca Lowell, an actress who wanted to be eternally young. She snuck a drug that simulates bliss into Angel's drink, suppressing his soul and causing him to try to torture and kill her. Although Angelus was knocked out and reverted to Angel without causing casualties this time, years later in 2003, a very powerful demon known only as the Beast arrived and began an attempt to bring forth an apocalypse. Angel had to strip himself of his soul and revert to his evil alter ego in order to defeat it, after "Cordelia" had a vision of Angelus facing the Beast in the past which Angel did not recall. As Angelus, he lures Faith to the Beast, only to betray and kill him, not knowing it would bring back the sun. Angelus was eventually recaptured and re-ensouled after a battle with Faith. He has never been featured in the series again.
Legacy
Spike after his disastrous encounter with a psychotic vampire slayer, Dana, called her a monster. He likened her to himself and Angelus. After Angel called her a victim, Spike stated "So were we, once upon a time." During the time when Los Angeles was pulled into Hell by The Senior Partners of Wolfram & Hart after Angel betrayed them, he would find himself in conflict with a newly sired Charles Gunn. When Gunn once turned his back on Angel, Angel knew that had Angelus saw Angel commit this betrayal, that he would be proud of him. This disgusted him and though later it proved to be ill-advised, he didn't go through with killing Gunn.
Personality
As Angelus, Angel is devoid of all human emotion, save perhaps the perverse pleasure he receives from his acts of cruelty. He is also a ruthless killing. It's believed that he's more evil than any other vampire in history, with his grandsire The Master even being taken aback by how incredibly brutal he was. He was also incredibly petty, obsessive, sadistic and devoid of any care for the lives he ruins. He would also go to extreme lengths to torment his victims as much as possible, most infamously this happened with Drusilla who he drove to absolute insanity before siring her, and he later attempted to replicate this with Buffy.
Then, Buffy proceeded to tell us about Warren Mears.
Warren Mears
Warren Mears is a major antagonist in the Buffyverse.
He appears in Buffy the Vampire Slayer as a minor antagonist in season 5, the main antagonist of season 6, an unseen but important antagonist in season 7 and a major antagonist in the season 8 comics.
He is a self-proclaimed mad scientist, and the leader of the Trio, a group of hapless supervillains who try (and repeatedly fail) to destroy the Scooby Gang. Originally something of a comic relief character, he becomes a much darker presence later in the series, when he is portrayed as a psychopath with a savage hatred of women. He is the archenemy of both versions of Willow Rosenberg.
He was portrayed by Adam Busch.
History
Early life
Warren Mears grew up in Sunnydale, California. At school, he excelled in science and technology but was bullied by his peers, including a jock named Frankie. As a teenager, he attended Sunnydale High for a semester before moving to a tech college in Dutton.
However, he continued to be plagued by loneliness, and began to apply his technological skills to solve the problem. Warren built an ideal robot girlfriend named April, who was programmed to love and obey him. He assumed that he would love her in return, but grew bored of how easy and predictable things were with her. Instead, he met and fell in love with Katrina Silber, a strong-minded girl in his engineering seminar, and the pair began dating. However, Warren was unable to bring himself to break up with April, so he went home for spring break without her, hoping that her batteries would run out.
April followed Warren and Katrina to Sunnydale, where she proceeded to question everyone she met about Warren's whereabouts. This caught the attention of the Scooby Gang, including the Slayer, Buffy Summers. When April's behavior grew erratic and violent, Buffy tracked Warren down and confronted him. He explained that April must have been recharging her batteries somehow, and Buffy became concerned about the danger she posed. When Katrina told April that Warren was her boyfriend, the robot angrily attacked her; Buffy and Warren showed up just in time to save her life. Warren admitted to April that he didn't love her, and she reacted violently. As she and Buffy began to fight, Katrina realized that April was a robot and left Warren in disgust. He ran after her, leaving Buffy to deal with April, whose batteries finally ran out. Warren was later approached by the vampire Spike, who harbored a romantic obsession with Buffy. Spike forced Warren to build a robotic version of the Slayer for him to have sex with.
The Trio
Warren resurfaces in the Season 6 episode "Flooded" as part of the Nerd Trio, along with Jonathan and Andrew. The Trio are little more than a criminal group who strive to take over Sunnydale, though most of their plans revolve around neutralizing Buffy, who, as the Slayer, is the one thing standing in their way.
From the beginning, it is clear that Warren (unlike his more passive portrayal in Season 5) is the leader of the Trio, dominant over Jonathan and Andrew, as well as more willing than the other two nerds to take real risks and possibly do real harm to people. Starting with the episode "Dead Things," Warren shows his true colors as a dangerous, misogynistic, and possibly psychopathic individual. When Katrina reappears, Warren uses an enslavement device to make her obey his will. When she resists the device, Warren attacks her and accidentally kills her. Unmoved, he hatches a scheme using demons that cause temporal disturbances to confuse Buffy into thinking she was responsible for Katrina's death. Buffy eventually figures it out, but Warren and the Trio evade her for the time being.
After Katrina's death, Jonathan becomes increasingly unhappy with Warren's lack of conscience. Warren plots with Andrew, who is enamoured with him, to ditch Jonathan in the near future. In "Seeing Red," Warren makes his bid for major villain status when he steals a pair of magical orbs which give him strength and invulnerability. He, Jonathan and Andrew attempt to rob an armored car when Buffy arrives; the two get in a fight, during which it is clear that Warren's Orb-granted strength makes him more than a match for the Slayer, even taking the time to gloat that he has finally defeated the Slayer (which many have tried (and failed) to accomplish).
In the midst of the fight, Jonathan appears to attack Buffy, but in fact surreptitiously tells her how to defeat Warren. Just as Warren had Buffy at his mercy and is about to finish her off, Buffy sees the pouch containing the orbs and destroys them. Buffy then tells him good night before calling him the same name he called her; before he could voice his reply to her calling him that, she used a whirligig kick on Warren, causing him to be knocked over to where Andrew and Jonathan were standing. As Warren got to his feet, Buffy told him he was "nothing but a sad little boy" and that it was time he grew up and paid for what he did — something Warren hadn't considered (and didn't even want to do in the first place). Enraged and humiliated, Warren escaped with a jet pack, vowing that he would take Buffy down, while also leaving Jonathan and Andrew to take the fall with the police.
The next day, Warren, furious at Buffy foiling all of his plans, appears in Buffy's back yard with a gun. He shoots, critically wounding Buffy and accidentally killing Tara with a stray bullet. This action causes Willow to descend into madness and threaten the world as "Dark Willow Rosenberg". When he discovered that Buffy had survived his assassination attempt and that Willow was after him, Warren immediately traveled to the hideout of sorcery dealer Rack, who supplied him with protection spells. Unfortunately, these were not enough to stop Willow, who eventually hunted Warren down and tortured and flayed him alive through witchcraft.
Legacy
The First Evil appears as Warren a few times in Season 7 - including as Season 6's representative in the parade of villains at the end of "Lessons" - using his appearance mainly as a means of bending Andrew to its will. Using this method, the First Evil gets Andrew to murder Jonathan (in "Conversations with Dead People"), in order to open the seal in the basement of the new Sunnydale High. Warren's final major appearance occurs when a spell (cast by Amy) causes Willow, feeling guilty over moving on after Tara's death, to manifest her feelings by making her outwardly assume the appearance of her former victim. Later it appears that Willow's mind starts to become replaced by Warren's.
Finally, Buffy proceeded to tell us about The Beast
The Beast
The Beast was the central antagonist in season four of the Buffyverse TV series Angel. He was the right-hand to Jasmine and one of the most powerful opponents faced by Angel Investigations.
History
In 1789, the Beast was in Prussia, the Svear Priestesses were going to banish him from this dimension and had cast a spell so that he could not touch them. In an attempt to get assistance, he slaughtered several people in order to attract Angelus to him, at which point he attempted to create a mutual alliance with him. He wanted Angelus to kill the Svear and in return the Beast would pay him back somewhere down the line; Angelus refused and was subsequently beaten half to death before the priestesses arrived to banish the Beast.
In "Apocalypse, Nowish", the Beast rose up from the pits of hell. The first people to encounter the Beast are Cordelia and Connor, who find the Beast arriving on Earth at the exact spot at which Connor had been born. A fight ensues, during which Cordelia is injured. Believing that he has something to do with the coming apocalypse, Connor distances himself from his teammates, who do not trust him. Angel, Gunn and Lorne decide to take on The Beast. Wesley rejoins them to help in the battle, but they fail nonetheless, and are all badly injured. The Beast then conjures the Rain of Fire over Los Angeles.
The Beast, seeking to reach Mesektet (The Little Girl of the White Room), kills everyone working at Wolfram & Hart as he tries to reach the White Room, turning the majority of his victims into zombies. The Beast kills Mesektet and drains her of her dark energy. Following the death of Mesektet, the Beast hunts down the rest of her "family", an order of mystical beings known as the Ra-Tet. Ma'at, Ashet and Semkhet are killed by the Beast. The final Ra-Tet, Manjet, is killed by Jasmine/Cordelia in secret. Using the metal wings in Ashet and Semkhet and the heart of Ma'at, the Beast makes a ritual to eclipse the sun, which is completed when the dark energy of Mesektet is imbued in the orb which was extracted from Manjet's head. The eclipse begins as a sunlight-blocking spot that spreads covering Los Angeles and is supposed to eventually cover the totality of earth.
Angel's team believe that their only hope is in Angel's evil alter ego Angelus, who apparently knew the Beast in the past, even though Angel himself does not remember the encounter. This is revealed to be because all references to the Beast in this dimension were magically erased shortly before its arrival; Angelus was the only entity in this dimension unaffected, as he did not technically exist at the time the spell was cast.
Once freed, Angelus was eventually convinced to reveal the details of his encounter with the Beast; the Beast had attempted to recruit Angelus in 1767 to stop some priestesses who were attempting to banish the Beast, but Angelus declined and was knocked out before the Beast was banished. After Angel's soul was stolen and a ritual to restore his soul via dark magic was faked, Angelus broke free and sought out the Beast. Wesley broke Faith out of jail to assist in Angelus' capture and fight the Beast, though the Slayer was little match for the physically imposing demon, who was in the end betrayed by Angelus, who stabbed him with the knife the Beast had carved out of his own bones as a tribute to his master. The death of the Beast also undid the solar eclipse, leaving Faith in the sunlight and Angelus confined to the shadows, much to the latter's annoyance (Angelus didn't expect that the Beast's death would restore the sun).
Powers And Abilities
The Beast was an extremely powerful Demon that possessed Superhuman strength, stamina, durability, resistance and near-invulnerability far superior to most if not all vampires, demons and slayers (at least those that interacted with the earth) - capable of effortlessly defeating the entire Angel Investigations team during their first battle, even going so far as to stab Angel in the neck with his own stake. He also possessed a rock-like hide, rendering him extremely resistant to physical damage; he withstood attacks from Angel and Faith without any sign of damage, and even shotgun blasts did little more than knock him off-balance for a few seconds. His strength allowed him to perform massive leaps. The Beast also hit Connor and Faith on separate occasions with a reverse punch which sent both flying back approximately ten to fifteen feet with no apparent downward arc in their trajectory, and in both cases their momentum was only stopped by impacting a large, solid object (in Connor's case, a metal dumpster, and in Faith's case, a large storage crate which was shattered by the force that she impacted it with).
Furthermore, the Beast appeared to be capable of teleporting between dimensions; during one battle with Angel Investigations, he was banished to another dimension by a spell cast by Wesley and Fred, only to reappear behind them unscathed as soon as the portal closed.
However, the Beast had two weaknesses. The most obvious weakness is that his bulk made him incredibly slow, leaving him outmatched by Angelus' speed, allowing the vampire to easily avoid his blows and even find time to crack jokes while doing so (however, it should be noted that Angelus was more concerned with dodging the Beast's attacks than actually fighting back). Contrary to this, the Beast was seen quickly disappearing from frame after he killed Ashet, showing speed similar to vampires, but this may have been an extension of his dimensional teleportation ability rather than actual speed. In addition, the material of which his own bones were composed of was capable of piercing through his skin, as shown when Angelus killed the Beast with the dagger made from its own bones. However, the difficulty involved in acquiring such a weapon make it hard to exploit this disadvantage.
In addition to his almost limitless physical abilities, the Beast had great magical abilities, allowing him to perform spells and rituals such as the Rain of Fire, draining Mesektet of her dark essence and performing the ritual to blot out the sun, although it is unclear whether he acquired this power himself or was simply using power that his 'master' had provided him with.
He may also have great healing abilities as he was able to carve out part of his own bones to create a dagger for Jasmine and yet was unaffected.
When Buffy Summers was done with telling us about those five, we were horrified at the crimes of the five douchebags.
Me: WHOA! These guys are pure evil and nothing but trouble!
Nico: No kidding, and those five douchebags have caused you and your friends nothing but trouble, Buffy.
Buffy Summers: I thought I was finally rid of those five for good, but it appears they refuse to stay dead.
Lincoln: So, it looks like we're dealing with your old enemies yet again, Buffy. But, we'll make sure they'll never return again.
Buffy Summers: Thanks, Lincoln. So, which one of them is coming after us today?
Lincoln sensed that the one who's coming after us today is The Master, but in reality, he's after Buffy for ruining his plans to destroy the world.
Lincoln: The Master. He's the one coming after us today, but in reality, he's after you, Buffy, for ruining his plans to destroy the world.
Buffy Summers: Should've guessed it, I've foiled his plans more times than I can count, and I really pissed him off big time.
Sakura Hibiki: Then, let me and Lincoln deal with The Master, Buffy.
Soryuin Akemi: Hibiki's right, and tomorrow, Lincoln and I will deal with Dracula.
Tachibana Satomi: Then, you leave Angelus to me and Lincoln.
Uehara Ayaka: You can also leave that psychopath, Warren Mears, to me and Lincoln.
Gina Boyd: Which leaves me and Lincoln with The Beast.
Nico: Are you girls sure?
Lincoln: They are, Nico, and they're right: I'm also going to help them, there's no way we're going to let those five monsters get away with trying to destroy mankind. They're getting a one-way trip to Oblivion for good, and we'll make sure that they never come back.
Me: Alright.
Nico: Lincoln, I only have one thing to say to you, Sakura Hibiki, Soryuin Akemi, Tachibana Satomi, Uehara Ayaka, and Gina Boyd: rip their fucked-up hearts out of their chests and incinerate them to ashes!
Lincoln: (Smirks) You bet, and of course, I've got a few surprises in store for them.
Me: (Smirks) Planning on going Lincoln the Nocturnal on them, big guy?
Nico: (Smirks) Ooh, or Lincoln the Vampire, after all, three of those douchebags are vampires.
Lincoln: Now, now, you two, you'll have to wait until the battle.
Nico: Yeah, you're right. Alright, everyone, let's go.
We we're now aware that The Master, Dracula, Angelus, Warren Mears, and The Beast, five of Buffy Summers' most dangerous big bad enemies, have returned from the dead, but The Silverman Gym girls and Lincoln are ready for those pure evil douchebags, and they'll pay for their crimes.
Selene: I hope Mordecai and Rigby aren't THAT hurt.
Nico: We'll know when we get there.
We were off to the Hospital and we got to Mordecai and Rigby's room and we found them in beds and they were REALLY MANGLED UP! Chong really did a number on them! They were wrapped up in casts and had them on their arms, legs and even on their chests and they even had black eyes and some of their teeth missing!
Nico: GOOD GRIEF!
Me: Chong really did a number on you guys.
Mordecai: That is a total understatement. He just came out of nowhere and really beat us up for no reason at all.
Juggernaut: I think I know what it is. He is upset that he was beaten by Benson.
Nico: Oh no.
Ratso: We've got a plan to get back at that prick.
William: But first, we're gonna heal you guys.
Nico: Here guys.
Nico gave them Senzu Beans and they ate them and were healed up in an instant.
Mordecai: Wow! Thanks Nico.
Rigby: Can you guys get us out of these casts?
Nico: Sure.
We went and got them out of the casts.
Juggernaut: Alright. For the next few hours, I'm gonna be training you guys so you can get back at that dick!
Mordecai: Thanks Cain.
Nico: Lets all help them out. This looks like a job for…
Nico spun around and he was dressed in coach clothes!
Nico: COACH NICO CHAN!
Supernova Zap: Wanna watch them, Princess Thunder Guts?
Princess Thunder Guts barked.
Nico: All right ladies lets get to work! By the time we're done with you guys, you'll be lean mean fighting machines!
Muscle Man: You know who else is a lean mean fighting machine!?
Eli: I think we know what this one will lead to.
Muscle Man: MY MOM!
We laughed!
Gemini Richie: That was funny!
Count Vertigo: Might I suggest including Baguazhang martial arts style as well?
Nico: Good idea and I can include ALL FORMS of martial arts too. Now we can get started.
They got to work and Mordecai and Rigby were really learning fast.
Discord: Next, you guys need to eat protein.
Me: As long as it's not bugs. (To Timon, Pumbaa and Lana) No offense.
Pumbaa: None taken.
Timon: None taken.
Nico: No it's not bugs.
Nico gave them raw eggs.
Lynn: Raw Eggs.
Killer Croc: Can I eat those with you guys?
Nico: Sure.
They had Raw Eggs and they were disgusting but good.
Lynn: It takes a while to get used to them.
Bruiser Cruiser: So, how do they taste?
Mordecai: That was so bad!
Nico: Like Lynn says it takes a while.
Pied Piper: Wanna try some, Tank?
Rainbow Dash: He only eats plants.
Pied Piper: Oh never mind then.
Laney: Yeah.
Poromon: I'll try some.
Roy Koopa: Say what now?!
Poromon: I said I'll try some.
Nico: Okay.
Poromon tried the raw eggs and they were good to him.
Nico: Wow that is amazing.
Laney: Yeah.
Me: All right I think everyone gets the idea about Raw Eggs. Lets move on.
We were moving on and got back to training and then 4 hours later we were ready.
Red X: Let's do a review. If Chong tries to do an uppercut, how do you respond?
Mordecai: Jump back and kick him in the chest.
Red X: Right!
Nico: And how do you dodge a roundhouse kick?
Rigby: Duck and kick him in the crotch.
Numbuh 274: And what do you do if Chong grabs you?
Mordecai: Push his hands away and then headbutt him.
Nico: Right! You guys are ready.
Sportsmaster: There's nothing more to teach you guys.
Nico: Still when you're with us we'll teach you. Now lets go get that big freak! But first J.D. will face him and get him going.
Me: Three words: Bring it on.
Laney: Lets get him.
Nico: Yeah!
Pain Yatta: First, we need to find out where he is.
Eli: Leave that to me.
Eli concentrated to find him.
Eli: Found him. He's over at the abandoned fighting arena in the north side of Town.
Nico: Lets go.
We were off to the stadium.
Dino: Also, guys, call me Dino. It'll make me stand out from my G1 counterpart. (to Mirage) No offense.
Mirage: None taken.
Fireor: Well, Dino was what you were called back then anyway.
Nico: I think it's cool.
Me: It sure is. Dino is an awesome name.
Dino: Gratzi.
Grier: Time for our entrance. Breaker, Bring discipline!
We went at Chong.
Chong was meditating but then suddenly the spirits of Total Drama and the Elements of the planet appeared and swirled around him and then they converged and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion went off above him and a phoenix cry was heard and we came out.
Nico: Chong it's buttkicking time!
Me: I'm going to smash your head off!
Chong: What makes you think you wimps can take me this time?!
Whirlin: (smirks) Thanks to us, they've gotten stronger.
Chong: Oh yeah?!
Chong tried to uppercut Mordecai but he jumped back and kick Chong in the chest.
Maria: Just like we practiced!
Me: And take this!
POW BLAM BIFF SMASH!
I punched Chong in the face all over the place.
Then Grundy, Bizarro, Black Manta, Dr. Destiny, Tala, Captain Boomerang, Felix Faust, Six Gum Gang, Mr. Fizz and Dodgeball Wizard appeared.
Nico: Grundy, Bizarro, Black Manta, Dr. Destiny, Tala, Captain Boomerang, Felix Faust, Six Gum Gang, Mr. Fizz and Dodgeball Wizard.
Grundy: Grundy glad you guys okay.
Mordecai: I know, Grundy. Chong really caught us off guard.
Bizarro: But now, you guys got weaker!
Rigby: (knowing what he really means) Damn straight!
Black Manta: Chong's definitely screwed now.
Dr. Destiny: (to Nico) We heard you went to Camp Kidney again.
Nico: Yep. We sure did.
Tala: Anything exciting happen?
Nico: Lumpus got out and then we beat him but it was actually Gianna here that beat him up.
Gianna Logan: Ah he was a worthless slab of meat.
?: Good point.
A figure came out and it was GAKKARIZE from episode 43 of Zyuohgers!
Gakkarize is the last player from Team Azald and the final player introduced in the Blood Game. Also he is the main antagonist in episode 43 of 2016 TV series called Doubutsu Sentai Zyuohger.
He was voiced by Shinnosuke Tachibana.
History
Gakkarize appeared on Planet Earth around Christmas where he used his combo as he paints a face on the Japanese residents and a Budha statue right in the middle of the street. However this kind of mayhem brought the attention of the Zyumans who were out shopping for a Christmas for Mario. So he used his combo as he paints a samurai, a clown and a Zen Monk (which looks like a human version of Komuhachi) to battle the Zyuohgers. After that he left the area while the team finished off his paintings.
A while later during a flashback Gakkarize was responsible for painting some kind of store over a bakery.
He then appeared right outside the store when the are hurrying deliver a present to Mario, so Yamato and Misao transformed battles Gakkarize while the Zyumans hurried to deliver the present. He then used his combo on the floor to create a pair of rockets as they fire at Yamato and Misao de-transforming them.
After that the whole team transformed into their Zyuohgers while being witness by Mario as they battle Gakkarize and Azald. Also due to Gakkarize being defeated by the teams Instinct Awakened it remove the artwork that he painted on the humans and the bakery.
However thanks to Naria she inserts a continue medal at the purple paint tube cap (which is on Gakkarize's left shoulder) to enlarge him as he used his combo to paint a couple of giant Moebas on the buildings. So the team brought out Wild Tousai King to battle Gakkarize and his army of giant Moebas. However Gakkarize continues to paint even more giant Moebas to battle the bot. However thanks to Cube Whale as it manage to fire the torpedoes at the dog piled Moebas and Cube Octopus for spraying out black ink to cover the building to prevent Gakkarize to paint anymore of his art. After that he then battles Wild Tousai Dodeka King where he was then destroyed by this finisher called Zyuoh Dodeka Dynamite Stream.
Yamato: Gakkarize!
Gakkarize: Been a while rangers.
Me: I remember you! You were sent for your Blood Game on Christmas to paint faces on statues and everyone.
Gakkarize: That's right! I guess I should have appeared during the Christmas battles.
Me: That's all right but you can still appear during the Christmas battles next time.
Gakkarize: Good.
William: Can you really bring to life what you draw?
Gakkarize: Sure can! Wanna see?
William: Sure.
He drew a Plant Condor and it came to life.
Nico: Wow!
Me: Awesome!
We got the usual battles underway.
Tristan Taylor, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Sunny Starscout, Magic Skylanders, Mokuba Kaiba and Seto Kaiba VS Solomon Grundy - Nico's Rescue
Solomon Grundy was first.
Grundy: (to Tristen) Nico did good pounding stupid moose in rescue. Did Nico find anything else exciting?
Tristan: He found out that one of his friends was a Nudicambralia Promenadian gene-slammer and that is so awesome.
Twilight Sparkle: It sure is cool. And those are the predators of Walkatrout's kind.
Starshine Sparkle: They look so much like slugs too.
Sunny Starscout: Yeah they sure are and they are cool. They look like slugs.
Spyro: They sure are neat.
Grundy: Grundy think so too. Lets do it!
They fired waves of magic and energy and smashed him down.
Tristan: ALL RIGHT!
Twilight Sparkle: That was amazing!
Princess What's-Her-Name, Pinkie Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Agitos and Nivenna VS Bizarro - Lincoln's Rescue,
Bizarro was next.
Bizarro: (to Princess What's Her Name) Bizarro heard Lincoln not fight pretty aliens named Kang and Kodos. Did Lincoln not have fun losing against them?
Princess What's-Her-Name: He didn't have fun and those aliens were pretty and good.
Pinkie Pie: They were not evil and were good.
Featherweight: They were not good at all.
Sprocket: Now they are not in jail.
Bizarro: Bizarro is not happy those aliens aren't in prison. Lets not do it!
They fired waves of metal, gears and lightning and energy and smashed him down.
Princess What's-Her-Name: That was great!
Pinkie Pie: BEST USUAL BATTLE EVER!
Yusuke Urameshi, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Ratso and Chow VS Black Manta - Meeting an Archlord Zerato Gene-Slammer
Black Manta was next.
Black Manta: (to Yusuke) I heard you guys met an Archlord Zerato Gene-Slammer. What's her name?
Yusuke: You will like her. Her name is Sylphia Van Houten. She's from the Netherlands and no she is not related to Milhouse.
Rainbow Dash: She is a a saint and has an amazing power that can purify them.
Scootaloo: She did so in high school. Back when she was in High School, there was a really nasty popular girl who had a really nasty and arrogant attitude, and she was extremely rude to both the students and teachers, and she had a really nasty detention record. Sylphia found out from the girl that she had a dark secret: she told her that her father had raped her when she was only twelve, and her mother did nothing to help her, in fact, she also joined in with her husband, they tortured and raped her, and they laughed cruelly at her pain and suffering. Because of it, she became this rude and very nasty girl who enjoys the pain and suffering of others for her own amusement. She used my power and removed the darkness in her heart, purifying her, and she broke down and cried, but she comforted her. Then, after that, Sylphia called the police, and her parents were arrested for child abuse. She soon found out from the officers that they've also had previous arrests for multiple murders across five states in the US. Their daughter testified against them, and as a result, her parents were sentenced to life in prison without possibility of parole, and the girl was sent to live with her grandparents, who cared for her, and she started doing better in school, and she graduated high school with honors. Her parents swore they'd kill Sylphia and their daughter if they ever break out of prison, but two months later, they were beaten to death by inmates, and were buried in unmarked graves.
Black Manta was shocked!
Black Manta: That is crazy! Her parents got what they deserved.
Whirlwind: You got that right and they are now burning in Hell.
Black Manta: Good riddance. I'm sorry for that girl though but at least she is okay. Lets do it!
They fired waves of energy, rainbows, lightning and wind and smashed him down.
Yusuke: OH YEAH!
Rainbow Dash: That was AWESOME!
Anakin, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Supernova Zap, and Pharaoh Atem VS Dr. Destiny - Tank Coming back from hibernation
Dr. Destiny was next.
Dr. Destiny: (to Anakin) I heard Tank came back from hibernation. Rainbow must've missed him.
Anakin: So did Lynn. We assured her that he would be back by the Spring thaw 6 months ago and we were right.
Starlight Glimmer: At least Tank came back. Hibernation is part of nature.
Cozy Glow: That's right. Like Mr. Krabs molting his shell and that is unavoidable.
Hex: That's true.
Supernova Zap: Yeah but at least Tank is back.
Dr. Destiny: That is good. Lets do it!
They fired waves of bones, lightning, stars and magic and smashed him down.
Anakin: A victory for the Republic!
Starlight Glimmer: That was amazing!
Harry Potter, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Diamond Tiara and Discord VS Tala - Mordecai and Rigby getting beaten up
Tala was next.
Tala: (to Harry) I can't believe Mordecai and Rigby got beaten up. I thought we were able to prevent that from happened to us.
Harry Potter: (British Accent) They were caught off guard because of it and they were ambushed in a sense.
Sunset Shimmer: Chong needs to be stopped for good.
Pipsqueak: (British Accent) Yeah he sure does. He is a disgrace to fighting.
Sunburn: I agree there. What he did shows that he has no honor.
Diamond Tiara: I agree as well. We need to beat him to a bloody pulp.
Tala: Oh you can be sure that will happen. Lets do it!
They fired waves of fire and magic and smashed her down.
Harry Potter: That was great!
Sunset Shimmer: That was amazing!
Julie Yamamoto, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Life Skylanders, Smoke Scream and Bruiser Cruiser VS Captain Boomerang - Juggernaut beating Chong before
Captain Boomerang was next.
Captain Boomerang: (to Julie) (Australian Accent) I didn't know Juggernaut beat Chong before. Though it does makes sense considering they're both strong guys.
Julie Yamamoto: But Juggernaut was much stronger than Chong. He easily overwhelmed Chong with ease.
Fluttershy: Yeah and it was really amazing.
Tornado Bolt: Juggernaut is an unstoppable force.
Stealth Elf: Juggernaut before he became a villain was a wrestler. And Chong was an undefeated man. But he lost to Juggernaut who is a mutant of all people.
Captain Boomerang: That's true mates. Chong deserves to be defeated like that. Lets do it!
They fired waves of leaves, flowers, grass and energy and smashed him down.
Julie Yamamoto: OH YEAH!
Fluttershy: That was fun.
Ingrid Third, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Ludwig Koopa and Roy Koopa VS Felix Faust - Chong picked the wrong people to fight
Felix Faust was next.
Felix Faust: (to Ingrid) Chong picked the wrong people to fight. Especially when he went after Mordecai and Rigby!
Ingrid Third: That is for sure.
Princess Luna: What Chong has done shows that he has no honor at all.
Moondust: He is an absolute disgrace to fighters everywhere.
Snowdrop: Yeah no kidding!
Gari: I agree there. He has to be stopped.
Blackout: Absolutely.
Felix Faust: You got that right. Lets do it!
They fired waves of darkness and smashed him down.
Ingrid Third: ALL RIGHT.
Princess Luna: A true victory of the night!
Right Suzuki (ToQger), Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Akira Nijino and Numbuh 274 VS The Six Gum Gang - Hope Chong gets his big ugly butt kicked
The Six Gum Gang was next.
Runt: (to Right) I hope Chong gets his big ugly butt kicked.
Lunk: I hope Juggernaut delivers the most beatings to him!
Right Suzuki: I have a feeling that Juggernaut will kick Chong's ugly butt too.
Applejack: Yeah he is a two-timing heartless sidewinder!
Apple Bloom: Yeah no kidding!
Flashwing: Chong is a disgrace!
Akira Nijino: This stadium will be the perfect place for him to die.
Wilbur: Yeah he deserves it.
Dixie: Yeah he does.
Goof: Yep.
Runt: Lets do it!
They fired waves of apples, rock, earth and crystal and smashed them down.
Right Suzuki: ALL RIGHT!
Applejack: YEEHAW! That was great!
Gwen Tennyson, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Pain Yatta and Krankcase VS Mr. Fizz - Nico trained Mordecai and Rigby well
Mr. Fizz was next.
Mr. Fizz: (to Gwen) Nico trained Mordecai and Rigby well. And Juggernaut did a good job in that too.
Gwen T.: Yes he did and we're really proud of them.
Rarity: Oh indeed they did darlings and Mordecai and Rigby learned so much.
Sweetie Belle: They sure did but they still have so much to learn from us too.
Gill Grunt: I agree there.
Mr. Fizz: They will do great. Lets do it!
They fired waves of magic, jewels, ice and water and smashed him down.
Gwen T.: That was amazing!
Rarity: Rapture Darling that was grand!
Dan Kuso, Princess Celestia, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Grier and Moosk VS The Dodgeball Wizard (Codename KND) - Chong is a monster
The Dodgeball Wizard was next.
Dodgeball Wizard: (to Dan) Chong's a monster. And especially to Benson in the past.
Dan Kuso: You got that right! That makes him a murderer and a monster.
Princess Celestia: Maybe we should banish him to the moon and watch his head explode in the endless vacuum in space.
Amber Morning: That would be satisfying there mom.
Spotlight: I agree there. That would be cool.
Dodgeball Wizard: It sure would be cool. Lets do it!
They fired waves of fire and light and smashed him down.
Dan Kuso: RIGHT ON!
Princess Celestia: That was so awesome!
Fiona Hernandez the Uria, Lord of Searing Flames Gene-Slammer, Himiko Toga, Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon, RD Lola and Misty Tredwell VS Kimberly Ann Hart the Pink Ranger Slayer
Pink Ranger Slayer was next.
Pink Ranger Slayer: So what is this sports festival that is everyone at the school is gonna have tomorrow.
Fiona Hernandez: It's like what goes on in School Field Day except this is much more open. We have an awesome number of sports events and they are always fun for lots of students who want to participate in. Sakura, Lynn, Li, Eli and Nico's daughter Videl are all going to participate in it and so is May for the Parents 100 meter race.
Pink Ranger Slayer: Wow! What about Li's mom will she be in this too?
Fiona Hernandez: No unfortunately she won't be able to make it. She has too much business in Hong Kong. But she gives Li her best.
Apple Bloom: We're really excited about this amazing day tomorrow.
Sweetie Belle: Yeah we sure are.
Scootaloo: Rainbow Dash is gonna participate in this too.
Pink Ranger Slayer: (Giggles) I had a feeling she would. She is that athletic. Now that Sakura has her mom back she gets to see how she does in these events.
Diamond Tiara: She sure does and Sakura got her athletic skills from her dad.
Silver Spoon: We're all happy for her.
Misty Tredwell: I can't wait to see how she does in all this.
Pink Ranger Slayer: Me too. We're going to be routing for her. What about you Himiko? Are you got to participate too?
Himiko Toga: I sure am. I got so much to catch up on after how my unstable quirk made me insane and all that. So I will definitely be participating in this.
Pink Ranger Slayer: Well good luck to you and Sakura tomorrow. Lets do it!
They fired waves of fire and elements and smashed her down.
Fiona Hernandez: FIRE WINS!
Cutie Mark Crusaders: CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS VICTORY! YAY!
Marie Hernandez the Gene-Slammer of Hamon, Lord of Striking Thunder, Ibara Shiozaki, Frozen Fright, Thunder Terror, Magma Gloom, Toxic Horror, Louie PoisonSea, RD Lincoln and Elena VS Weddinmon
Weddinmon was next.
Weddinmon: Sakura went through a lot these last couple of years ever since she joined the team didn't she?
Marie Hernandez: Oh yeah she sure did. She went from an ordinary girl to one of the greatest sorcerers ever known after finding the Clow Cards by accident.
Ibara Shiozaki: She sure did and we're really proud of her. She has done so much too.
Frozen Fright: We're really proud of her and we're going to also see how she does in the sports festival tomorrow.
Thunder Terror: Yeah this will be fun. Applejack is going to participate too and she is a rodeo star as well.
Magma Gloom: Yep and we're going to be rooting for many of our friends too.
Toxic Horror: This will be really fun to see.
Louie PoisonSea: It sure will.
Weddinmon: Yep. Lets do it!
They fired waves of lightning and elements and smashed her down.
Marie Hernandez: ALL RIGHT! LIGHTNING WINS!
Fearful 5: FEARFUL 5 VICTORY!
Nicole Hernandez the Raviel, Lord of Phantasms Gene-Slammer, Star Swirl the Bearded, Rockhoof, Somnambula, Mistmane, Flash Magnus, Mage Meadowbrook, Gusty the Great, Clover the Clever, RD Lucy and Carly Atlas VS Marcel Bonaparte
Marcel was next.
Marcel: Sakura must be a really athletic girl.
Nicole Hernandez: She sure is and she gets all her sports skills from her dad. He was athletic and skilled back in his youth too.
Star Swirl: I think it's amazing how Sakura is as athletic as her dad and as beautiful as her mom.
Rockhoof: (Scottish Accent) Aye. It's amazing she is that talented.
Somnambula: (Egyptian Accent) She is also as good at cooking as her dad is.
Mistmane: She sure is. And her dad is a great cook.
Flash Magnus: Looks like Lynn Sr. has a little competition with Sakura's dad.
Mage Meadowbrook: Well maybe not that big. But Nicole is also gets along great with Sakura's dad too and she is an archaeologist as well.
Nicole Hernandez: That's right and Nicole Knudson is an archaeologist herself. That is an amazing field of science.
Gusty the Great: It sure is and you can learn so much about history.
Clover the Clever: Yep and that is so amazing.
Marcel: That is cool. Lets do it!
They fired waves of darkness and magic and smashed him down.
Nicole Hernandez: DARKNESS WINS!
Star Swirl: That was fun!
Catherine Iroh Lan Kai the Firebird Gene-Slammer, Sakura Avalon, Madison Taylor, Chelsea, Rita, Nikki, Kero and Li VS Admiral Zhao.
Admiral Zhao was next.
Admiral Zhao: What do they do in these sporting events at school like this?
Catherine Iroh: Well it's really fun and they do all sorts of fun stuff. They have 100-meter races for the students and parents, an obstacle course run, an awesome number of great events. Also there's a great cheerleading demonstration. Sakura, Chelsea, Rita and Nikki are part of the Cheerleading competition.
Sakura Avalon: It's true and you'll see what we can do there.
Madison Taylor: I have a lot of fun with recording the event. It's so great.
Chelsea: We have fun there too.
Rita (Cardcaptors) It sure is fun too.
Nikki: We sure do and the moves we have are awesome too.
Kero: They are always fun to watch.
Li: Yeah especially when you root people on.
Admiral Zhao: Wow. That is gonna be awesome to see. Sorry your mom can't make it Li.
Li: It's all right. But she gives me her best.
Admiral Zhao: Good. Lets do it!
Catherine did some stances and fired a blast of fire and Zhao dodged it and he fired blasts of fire back and she redirected the blasts back and then fired a blast of lightning and the group fired waves of elements and smashed him down.
Catherine Iroh: ALL RIGHT!
They cheered!
Zyuohgers, Megaforce Rangers, Nico, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Lola, Lana and Lily VS Gakkarize
Gakkarize was next.
Nico: This is always fun!
Nico teleported and opened Gakkarize's safe and in it was a bunch of staves called Neopia's Magic Staves of Magical Justice, they're magic staves measuring at 8'5" in length with massive colored orbs mounted on four large gold fairies with large gems surrounded by gold rings and a small gold dragon wrapped around one end of the long colored handles and on the other end are colored gems with four smaller gold fairies on the other end and large split colored crescents with large colored gems in the center for the pommels. Once in hand, they'll get a massive power and energy increase.
Nico: Wow staves this time.
Gakkarize: Yep. Neat huh.
Nico teleported back with them.
Nico: Lets get him!
Zyuohgers: WILD INSTINCT! AWAKEN!
AAAHHAAAHHAHAH WOOWOOWOWO!
They transformed!
Yamato: MONARCH OF THE OPEN SKIES! ZYUOH EAGLE!
Sela: MONARCH OF THE OPEN SEAS! ZYUOH SHARK!
Leo: MONARCH OF THE SAVANNAS! ZYUOH LION!
Tusk: MONARCH OF THE DEEP FORESTS! ZYUOH ELEPHANT!
Amu: MONARCH OF THE SNOW FIELDS! ZYUOH TIGER!
Bud: MONARCH OF THE AZURE SKIES! ZYUOH BIRD!
Misao: MONARCH OF THE WORLD! ZYOUH WORLD!
All: DOUBUTSU SENTAI ZYUOHGERS!
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready!
Yamato: Don't underestimate this planet!
Nico: I would take those words into heart.
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! ANIMAL PLATOON!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Zyuohgers too!
Nico: Lets get him!
All: ZYUOH FINAL BLAST!
They fired waves of Cube Blasts and the group fired waves of elements and energy and the blasts all hit Gakkarize and he exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
He was dead!
Nico: Gakkarize you have failed this city!
Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.
We regrouped and we were facing Chong.
Me: It's buttkicking time!
Gia: You like picking on people weaker than you, huh? Why don't you try beating US up?!
Chong: GLADLY!
He went at Gia and she then punched him in the face and kicked him in the crotch!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! FOREVER GREEN!
Troy turned into the Mystic Force Green Ranger, Noah turned into the Lost Galaxy Green Ranger, Gia turned into the Green Kiramager, Jake turned into the Green Green Samurai Ranger, Emma turned into the Green Lightspeed Rescue Ranger and Orion turned into the Green Time Force Ranger!
Me: Time to bring the fights! (Turns dial) EXTREME FIGHTING POWER!
I used the Zenryoku Zenkai Cannon and summoned Battle Japan from Battle Fever J, The Yellow Maskman, The Blue Dairanger, and the Yellow Gekiranger!
Eli: YEAH!
Nico: Lets tear him apart!
We went at Chong.
We went at him and pulverized him into pulp. We were pulverizing him all over with incredible fury.
Cybertron Scourage, Mandarin, The Mighty Ducks and Swoop used the Animatron Cyber Planet Keys and they had Scourge's 2 extra heads pop out and they roared and enhanced Mandarin and the Mighty Ducks' powers and Swoop's Missile launchers 100-fold.
Cybertron Scourge and Mandarin: DRAGON MONKEY FIRESTORM!
Mighty Ducks and Swoop: DUCK BIRD MEGABLAST!
Chillyfish and Gi: JELLYFISH WATER THUNDERSTRIKE!
Sportsmaster and Lightning: SPORTS THUNDERSTRIKE BLAST!
Juggernaut and Cameron: SMASHING SPORTS ULTRA BLAST!
Count Vertigo and Courtney: FIRESTORM OF VERTIGO!
Pied Piper and Gwen: GOTHIC FLUTE BLAST!
Killer Croc and Keiko: FLOWER CROCODILE BLAST!
Red X and Hunter: FIRE VULTURE BLAST!
Whirlin and Linka: WIND DRAGON STORM!
Fireor and Wheeler: FIRE CHEETAH STRIKE!
Selene and Sam: VOLCANIC BAT COLONY SWARM!
Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders and Mordecai: BIRDS OF THE UNDEAD BARRAGE!
They fired a massive wave of elements and they formed into said elemental creatures.
Fireor, Mordecai, Rigby, me and Nico: FIRESTORM OF ANIMAL STYLE FURY!
We fired waves of elements and energy.
Lincoln: KUNG FU ELEMENT STYLE: BAGUAZHANG!
Toph: KUNG FU EARTH STYLE: NORTHERN PRAYING MANTIS!
Jessica Shannon: KUNG FU STING STYLE: BAJIQUAN!
Yuna Kamihara: KUNG FU WATER STYLE: CHAQUAN!
Mai Shiranui: KUNG FU FIRE STYLE: CHUOJIAO!
Tatsumaki: KUNG FU WIND STYLE: EAGLE CLAW!
Entrapta: KUNG FU LIGHTNING STYLE: TAI CHI!
Perfuma: KUNG FU NATURE STYLE: CHOY GAR!
Frosta: KUNG FU ICE STYLE: HUNG GA!
Shantae: KUNG FU MAGIC STYLE: LAU GAR!
Akko: KUNG FU STAR STYLE: MOK GAR!
Elena (Grandia 2): KUNG FU LIGHT STYLE: CHOY EE FUT!
Bayonetta: (British Accent) KUNG FU DARK STYLE: WHITE CRANE STYLE!
Reika Kirishima: KUNG FU TIME STYLE: WING CHUN KUEN!
Peni Parker: KUNG FU WEB STYLE: HAK FU MUN!
They fired waves of elements and they formed into said Kung Fu Styles.
Lincoln and his harem: KUNG FU FINAL SMASH: KUNG FU FIGHTING!
They used different forms of Kung Fu to lay a smackdown on Chong!
Chong was really smashed into pulp and he was taken to jail and he was sentenced to eternity in prison for murder, assault and battery and more. No hope of release or parole.
Captain Boomerang: Now, Mordecai. What have you and Rigby learned today?
Mordecai: Well, we've learned more fighting skills from you guys.
Felix Faust: Besides that.
Rigby: Okay. I guess we've learned not to fight any bad guys if they're stronger then us.
Dixie: Exactly!
Goof: You guys still helped kick Chong's ass though.
Wilbur: No kidding!
Me: You sure did and that shows that you are strong and awesome.
Dodgeball Wizard: I think this calls for a celebration!
Mr. Fizz: I brought soda for it!
We cheered.
Ed: Mmm I am thirsty.
Nico: We're not done yet though.
?: I will destroy you for ruining all of my plans, Slayer!
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting around Lincoln, Linka, TLPS Ms. Tarantula's, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the eight large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lucy, Lars, and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lola and Lexx Loud's and Steven Universe's legs, the eight large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the eight emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the eight large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the eight large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam, Lana, and Leif Loud's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Loud and Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Lori, TLPS Mr. Shark, Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni and Loni Loud's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Luan, TLPS Mr. Snake, and Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Laney and Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa and Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily and Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eight large white orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, especially when Buffy Summers heard that familiar voice.
Buffy Summers: Should've guessed I'd hear that voice again. You can come out now, Master.
A demonic-looking vampire came out, and it was none other than The Master, one of the five major big bad enemies of Buffy Summers.
Buffy Summers: I thought I'd never have to deal with you again, I made sure that you'd never come back again.
The Master: Too bad, as long as my hatred for you still lingers, I will never die, Slayer.
The Master tried to attack Buffy Summers, but Sakura Hibiki fired a powerful orange energy blast and it hits The Master, as he screeched in excruciating pain.
Sakura Hibiki: I've had it up to hear with you to last an eternity.
Suddenly, Sakura Hibiki's green eyes turned neon green, and she was surrounded by an orange energy aura with flames and phoenixes, she unholstered her massive Defender of Silverman Gym sword from her back, and as she approached The Master, she left orange energy, flames, and phoenixes with every step.
Sakura Hibiki: You really make me sick, you've tortured and tormented the lives of innocent people just for your own sick amusement, and you have an utter disregard for life. You've caused Buffy and her friends enough trouble for the last time, and now, you're getting a one-way trip to Hell for good, you undead son of a bitch!
Suddenly, Sakura Hibiki was surrounded by a massive vortex of orange energy with flames and dumbbells surrounding it, there was a phoenix flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a yellow phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Sakura Hibiki emerged, but she was changed forever.
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Sakura Hibiki grew to 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess and has orange highlights in the bangs of her long flowing blonde hair, she has neon green eyes and an orange energy aura with flames, dumbbells, and phoenixes surrounding her, she has a phoenix with the Fire Kanji in its claws emblazoned on her forehead, she has on phoenix earrings with green jewels for the eyes and the Fire Kanji in its claws, and she also has a phoenix with green gems for the eyes and the Fire Kanji in its claws for the second pendant of her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love along with the Thunderbird pendant with green gems on the gold lightning bolts and blue crystals from her Crystal Necklace of The Buddha which merged with her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love. Sakura Hibiki has on a long sleeveless white trenchcoat with flames, dumbbells, and phoenixes on the coattails and right on the back is the symbol of Silverman Gym surrounding it with flames, a black blouse and black tube top with a silver phoenix on it, green skirt with flames on it, black gym shorts with flames on them, white sneakers with flames, and she has on a Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger. Suddenly, Sakura Hibiki felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive blonde angel wings with orange tips on the large blonde feathers sprouted out of her back.
Suddenly, Sakura Hibiki's massive Defender of Silverman Gym was surrounded by a kaleidoscope of orange energy, flames, dumbbells, and phoenixes, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Silverman Gym's Phoenix Flame Sword of Fiery Justice, it's a new large sword with a 6'9" massive, wide, double-edged silver blade with the symbol of Silverman Gym etched on it, large wings for the crossguard, large yellow gem for the hilt, longer black handle, and a large yellow gem surrounded by angel wings for the pommel. Sakura Hibiki has on her new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with green gems on her wrists, large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold phoenix head with green gems for the eyes and a large green gem in its open mouth for the belt buckle, large green Spellbook of The Gods and The Universe and large green Universal Spellbook of The Elemental Forces on her left hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her right hip. There's an orange kanji below the symbol of Silverman Gym that said, "Sakura Hibiki, Student of Koyo Girl's Academy, Friend of Soryuin Akemi, Tachibana Satomi, Uehara Ayaka, and Gina Boyd, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Gym Member of Silverman Gym, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Flames and Phoenixes."
コヨガールズアカデミーの学生、ソリュインアケミの友人、サトミ・タチバナ、上原綾香、ジーナ・ボイド、リンカーン・ラウドの愛する未来の妻、シルバーマン・ジムのジム・メンバー、悪の殺し屋、狂った、殺人、冷酷、そしてサディスティックな野郎、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、そして炎とフェニックスのマスター
Sakura Hibiki has transformed into SUPER ANGEL INFINITY ATHLETIC FIRESTORM GYM PHOENIX ANGEL OF FIRESTORM JUSTICE AND DIVINE LOVE!
We were amazed by Sakura Hibiki's Super Angel Infinity transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face and hearts in his eyes. But, when The Master saw it, he fell into a rage and tried to kill her, but Sakura Hibiki fired a powerful orange energy blast with flames, dumbbells, and phoenixes which hits The Master, and he was burned by the flames.
Soryuin Akemi: Wow, Hibiki's transformed, and she burned that demonic vampire badly.
Nico: But, it'll take more than that to destroy The Master for good.
Lincoln: Wow, Sakura, you look beautiful. How do you feel?
Sakura Hibiki: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Firestorm Phoenix and Athletic Divine Love) I feel incredible, Linky. Now, shall we end this monster for good?
Lincoln: (Smiles) With pleasure.
Me: He obviously does not know WHO HE IS FUCKING WITH!
Lincoln unholstered his improved massive Sword of Universal Hope and Elemental Bravery from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed Lincoln the Nocturnal, as brown fur sprouted all over his abnormally massive and powerful muscular body, a large wolf's muzzle formed, and large pointed werewolf ears formed, and his eleven massive, long, and powerful deep sapphire werewolf tails with large black wolf heads for tips sprouted out, and he also transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, and he joined Sakura Hibiki.
Lincoln: (Divine Beastly Echoing Cosmic Elemental Voice of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope) This will be the last time you come back from the dead, you evil monster!
Me: I knew it, I knew he was going to go Lincoln the Nocturnal on that monster! (Smirks) Which means, you owe me fifty bucks, Eli.
Eli: Dang it.
Eli handed me fifty bucks.
Buffy The Vampire Slayer OST: Main Theme
Sakura Hibiki and Lincoln went after The Master, and they fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, orange energy, dumbbells, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Gravity, Magic, Blood, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, and Buffalo right at The Master, and they exploded with incredible power, as they hit him. The Master summoned an army of vampires to attack, but the eleven black wolf heads on Lincoln's tails opened their mouths, and they fired powerful blasts of energy, which hits the vampires, and destroyed them, and we were amazed.
Me: Whoa!
Nico: Now, that's what I call creative. Those wolf heads on Lincoln's tails can also fire blasts of energy from their mouths, along with siphoning and sucking out the powers and abilities of the villains.
Lincoln: Let's use our combo on The Master and send him to Oblivion, Sakura.
Sakura Hibiki: Let's do it, Linky.
Sakura Hibiki and Lincoln: MOONLIGHT ELEMENTAL FIRESTORM WEREWOLF MASSACRE!
Sakura Hibiki and Lincoln fired massive waves of elemental forces, which transformed into a pack of werewolves, and they went at The Master, and they began tearing him apart, as he screamed in such excruciating pain, and they also tore off his arms. Then, Sakura Hibiki tore open The Master's chest with one slash from her sword and Lincoln ripped The Master's black heart out of his chest, and he threw it onto the floor, and drove an energy stake through it, and it burst into purple flame, and his spirit was Super Hakaied and banished to Oblivion forever, as his body turned to dust forever. We all cheered wildly, as Sakura Hibiki and Lincoln holster their massive swords on their backs and power down and Lincoln changed back, and Sakura Hibiki's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, and angel wings are permanent.
Sakura Hibiki: That's it for that undead monster for good, and that's one of Buffy's five big bad enemies taken down. Thanks for helping me take down The Master, Linky.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Sakura.
Suddenly, Sakura Hibiki wraps her arms around Lincoln's waist, and Lincoln wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around Sakura Hibiki's waist, and brought her into an embrace, which took her by surprise and it brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Sakura Hibiki's face, they kissed passionately as Sakura Hibiki wraps their left arm around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, and placed her left hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec, and right behind them is a Thunderbird, Phoenix, and Angel flying in the air, and we also saw a herd of Buffalo running across the field, and the display of the elemental forces behind them, and we cheered for them.
Soryuin Akemi: Alright, Hibiki and Linky!
Nico: Lincoln and Sakura Hibiki did such an awesome job in taking down The Master for good, now, there's only four more douchebags to take down.
Lincoln: That's right, Nico.
Me: And I knew you were going to transform into Lincoln the Nocturnal for this one.
Lincoln: Yeah, since I was told that vampires and werewolves were once known as blood enemies, and I figured it would be perfect for this one. Now, tomorrow, I'll transform into Lincoln the Vampire, and it'll be when Soryuin Akemi and I are going to fight Dracula.
Buffy Summers: Make sure he never ever comes back, Lincoln.
Lincoln: We will, Buffy.
Nico: And I think you should warn your friends of what just happened. I'm sure they're going to be in for a nasty surprise.
Me: Yeah, they're not going to like hearing that those five douchebags came back, but they'll be happy to find out that Lincoln and Sakura Hibiki took care of The Master for good.
Buffy Summers: I'll make sure of that, J.D.
Me: Awesome.
Mordecai: (To the viewers) If you have self defense training, use it wisely and only for when you are in trouble.
Me: Good idea.
Nico: Yep. But at least we're free of Chong. Great job everyone. This was an awesome adventure. Lets go home.
We went back home and have some soda and then enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep.
THE END
Another awesome fanfic done.
This was a brutal and awesome adventure. We had a lot of fun with this one. Chong from Regular Show was a brutal and fierce villain and he beat up Mordecai and Rigby and it was terrible. But to make it worse is that he killed Benson's best friend. What a monster! This chapter was a parody of the episode Stick Hockey and that episode aired on September 19th, 2011 and it was great. The first part of the chapter was for Camp Lazlo and it was an original part. But it was still awesome. Also the next part was for dealing with the 2 Rigelian Aliens from The Simpsons, Kang & Kodos and they were ugly. But they have been a really amazing kind of alien race for over 30+ Years. NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Etstheclarencefan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Nico's next rescue is gonna be in the 2014 movie COOTIES! And get ready for a REALLY Crazy rescue as Nico, Lisa Loud, Foghorn Leghorn and Ed battle to save a bunch of kids that were turned into feral cannibalistic zombies by virus tainted chicken nuggets and it'll be up to Nico and the group to save the kids and find the cure before a Zombie Apocalypse breaks out! They are also going to meet an Akatorian or Kickin Hawk's kind gene-slammer named Luna Ingramsson from Iceland and she is one of Nico's friends and is a great farmer and has amazing skills in farming. Also Lincoln's rescue is gonna be in the awesome 2009 movie Igor and we're going to that world to meet Igor and his friends as well as taking down the evil Mayor and also we're going to meet a Red-Eyes Zombie Dragon Gene-Slammer named Natasha Hernandez and she is the 4th member of the Hernandez Sisters and another one of Nico's friends. We're also going to meet another gene-slammer for Lincoln and her name is Gina Readington and she is the Gene-Slammer for The Supremacy Sun and is the 1st Member for the gene-slammers of The Legendary Planets. She is also from Oregon going to reveal an incredibly horrifying revelation about Joe Quimby and much of Springfield. Specifically about Joe Quimby, Mr. Burns, Abraham Simpson and much of of Springfield including Hans Sprungfeld. She has so much to talk about them. Also plug your noses because the next chapter is where we go after THE WERESKUNK And we're going to make that cursed verminous freak pay!
See you all tomorrow.
