In the simulator, Nico, me, Eli and Luke Loud were walking through the hills of Chiapas, Mexico and we were there for another awesome rescue.

Nico: Thanks for coming with me, Luke.

Luke Loud: No problem dude. I have a feeling this is gonna be awesome. I've always wanted to go on an amazing rescue with you Nico.

Me: You'll love it Luke. We always have fun in these rescues.

Eli: You got that right. And it's always fun.

Me: Yep.

Nico: I wonder what's going on down here in Mexico though.

Me: We'll know when we get there.

Nico: Luke, since Luna's attracted to girls, does that mean you're attracted to guys?

Luke Loud: Hmm. You know I'm not really sure.

Eli: Well you'll figure something out.

Me: Yeah. Wait we're here.

We saw that we were at a refinery and we saw a couple of people on the oil tanks and the whole place was crawling with the second stage of the Graboid lifecycle: THE INFRARED HUNTING SHRIEKERS!

Nico: Uh oh. Get down.

We crouched and hid in the grass.

Nico: That's the Shriekers. They don't hunt by vibrations they hunt by infrared.

Eli: They hunt by heat.

Me: And they have a lot of people cornered like trapped rats.

Luke: Hey, there's no room in this universe for two infrared using groups!

Nico: Except for Snakes. They use heat. So does the Yautja.

Me: Yep. But at least they can't hear us thankfully. At least they can't fly yet.

I turned on my infrared vision.

Nico: What are you seeing J.D.?

Me: I'm looking at the Shriekers to see how they work. I want to see how they communicate.

I looked at the Shriekers very closely with my infrared vision and had a Yautja audio analyzer on and then I heard them shriek and they were emitting a lot of heat from their shrieking.

Me: Wow that is really clever. They hunt by heat and when they see something they emit a loud shriek and release a massive heat signal that lets them know when food is near and in their sights.

Nico: Wow. That is really something.

Eli: It sure is. But I'm sure they are like their Graboid larval stage. They are smart too.

Nico: Let's take them out before they learn how to fly.

Luke: Wait look.

We saw them hopping on top of each other to get to the people on the tanks.

Nico: Okay now that is smart. I've think we've seen enough! Lets go!

We went at the refinery!

Then the spirits of the Masters of the Stars Elements swirled around the refinery and then converged and then…

KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion went off above the refinery and a phoenix cry was heard and then we flew out Luke, Nico and me grabbed Earl, Kate and Grady and Eli grabbed Burt who was hiding in the tractor.

Burt Gummer: Nice save.

Eli: Thanks. But these Shriekers are nasty smart guys.

Me: We got to blow this entire refinery to kingdom come.

Nico: Let's make sure everyone's out first.

Eli: Leave that to me.

Eli used the Force to scan the area and there was no one left.

Eli: There's no one here.

?: (Techno Voice) Just me.

Then an Evolved Sonorosian appeared!

Nico: Whoa! An Evolved Sonorosian!

Evolved Sonorosian: (In a girls voice) Been a while Nico.

Nico: Cleo Ulysses? Wow!

She reverted back and she was a girl with blue hair and blue clothes and she was flying.

Cleo Ulysses: Looks like we got ourselves a Shrieker infestation. Lets get going before we blow this place into oblivion.

We flew away.

Nico: Why don't you do the honors, Cleo?

Cleo Ulysses: TAKE THIS!

She then fired a powerful rainbow Kamehameha wave and it hit the refinery and exploded with incredible power!

EXTREMELY MASSIVE FIERY EXPLOSION!

The entire refinery and the shriekers were all destroyed!

Nico: TAKE THAT!

Luke: What's your favorite memory of Nico?

Cleo Ulysses: I got a lot of them. But my favorite was when me and Nico were in Gym class and we saw the Cheerleading captain calling everyone losers and then we taught her a lesson in humility. Me and Nico spread lies about her and that she kicks Karen People in crotches and then a bunch of violent women came and smashed her into pulp!

We laughed at that.

Nico: (LAUGHS) That was so funny!

Eli: (LAUGHS) That was funny!

Me: Yep.

Luke: That was great!

Nico and Cleo then hugged.

Nico: I really missed you

Cleo Ulysses: Me too. Me too.

We later left the Simulator and told everyone about what happened and it was awesome.


After Nico's rescue, Lincoln, Nico, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lincoln's harem, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, Heathcliff, Sonja (Heathcliff), Riff-Raff, Hector (Heathcliff), Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, The Looney Tunes and Tiny Toons are heading to the planet Magma, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the eleven girls there, but we're also going to rescue the three politicians, along with the Gene-Slammers of the rest of the Legendary Planets, who were kidnapped by an evil version of Marvin the Martian.

As soon as we got to Planet Magma, we were already sweating like crazy, and our rainbow energy auras with elemental forces are flaring up like crazy, as we were getting infinitely stronger, thanks to the infinite heat produced on this planet.

Lincoln: Wow, we're on the planet Magma, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the eleven girls there, but we're also going to rescue the three politicians, along with the Gene-Slammers of the rest of the Legendary Planets, who were kidnapped by an evil version of Marvin the Martian.

Me: That's right, big guy. Whew, and man, this planet really lives up to its name.

Nico: You said it, we're already sweating like crazy, and our rainbow energy auras with elemental forces are flaring up like crazy, as we were getting infinitely stronger, thanks to the infinite heat produced on this planet.

Lincoln: We're getting a nice cool shower after this, Nico. (To the Looney Tunes, Tiny Toons, and Luna Loud) And I want to thank you, the Looney Tunes, and Tiny Toons for joining us, Luna.

Luna Loud: You're welcome, bro. Plus, I'm looking forward to this rescue.

Marvin the Martian: To face off against an evil version of myself, it'll be like looking in a mirror. But, I must go through with this, we have to stop Evil Marvin and rescue the eleven girls located here, the politicians, and the Gene-Slammers of the rest of the Legendary Planets.

Lincoln: That's what I want to hear, Marvin, and since you told us that the Instant Martians can only be killed with spraying them with water, leave this one to me, Luna, and Lily.

We head for the first politician, who was tied up, along with The Tripper Mercury, The Splendid Venus, and Elemental HERO Terra Firma, and held captive by an army of Martians. Lincoln fired powerful blasts of water, which killed the army of Martians, and we went up to the first politician, along with the Tripper Mercury, The Splendid Venus, and Elemental HERO Terra Firma, and we untied them. We returned the first politician home, and Lincoln then recognized the three voices from the three Duel Monsters there, the Tripper Mercury is Erica Gillete, the Splendid Venus is Varya Halinorova, and the Elemental HERO Terra Firma is Rachel Jacobs.

Then, we head for the second politician, who was tied up, along with The Blazing Mars, The Grand Jupiter, and The Big Saturn, and held captive by an army of Martians. Luna Loud fired powerful blasts of water, which killed the army of Martians, and we went up to the second politician, along with the Blazing Mars, The Grand Jupiter, and The Big Saturn, and we untied them. We returned the second politician home, and Lincoln then recognized the three voices from the other three Duel Monsters. The Blazing Mars is Valerie Apollo, The Grand Jupiter is Jessica Florence, and The Big Saturn is Caitlyn Togero.

Finally we head for the last politician, who was tied up, along with The Despair Uranus, The Tyrant Neptune, and The Suppression Pluto, and held captive by a very massive army of Martians. Lincoln, Luna, and Lily fired powerful blasts of water, which killed the massive army of Martians, and we went up to the last politician, along with The Despair Uranus, The Tyrant Neptune, and The Suppression Pluto, and we untied them. We returned the last politician home, and Lincoln recognized the three voices from the last three Duel Monsters. The Despair Uranus is Nikolette Furya, The Tyrant Neptune is Hailey Nicos, and The Suppression Pluto is Katie Ferrari.

?: HELP!

Suddenly, Lincoln heard the sound of eleven girls calling for help. With his deep sapphire blue cyborg eyes and superhuman sight, along with sensing energy signals, he saw and heard exactly where the call for help was coming from. He saw the eleven girls, but they've been cornered by Evil Marvin the Martian, and he's going to vaporize them.

Lincoln: Guys, I found the eleven girls, but they've been cornered by Evil Marvin the Martian, and he's going to vaporize them. Let's get them!

We rushed on over, and Lincoln fired a powerful barrage of rainbow energy balls and elemental forces, which hits Evil Marvin, and that allowed the eleven girls to get to safety. When Evil Marvin saw us, he was truly angry.

Lincoln: Your days of trying to destroy the Earth are over, Evil Marvin.

Lincoln unholstered his improved massive Sword of Universal Hope and Elemental Bravery from his wider and muscular back and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and unholster their massive swords, Lincoln's sisters transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and unholster their massive swords from their backs, Lincoln's sisters transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and unholster their massive swords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholster their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Dark Compassion and Demonic Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demon Fang of The Demon Hound sword from his wider and more muscular back, The Looney Tunes and Tiny Toons, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, and Ravus Nox Fleuret got out their swords, Hector got out his massive Heaven's Maw of Judgement sasumata pike, and Me, Nico, Eli, and Nicole also unholstered our massive swords and transformed, and we went at Evil Marvin, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time Energy, Gravity, and Magic, stars, rainbow flames, rainbow crystals, orange flames, blue flames, ice, green flames, and water, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit Evil Marvin.

Then, The Looney Tunes and Tiny Toons unleashed a wild barrage of toon antics, by dropping heavy objects on Evil Marvin's head, throwing dynamite and bombs which explode in his face, bonking him on the head with mallets, and Evil Marvin was completely dizzy. Then, Lincoln imprisoned Evil Marvin in crystal, and he threw him in The Pluto Prison for Tyrannical Dark Sides, where he'll never be free again, and we cheered wildly as we holster our weapons and power down.

Lincoln: Alright, we've rescued the three politicians, along with the Gene Slammers for the rest of the Legendary Planets, and we've stopped Evil Marvin's plan to destroy the Earth. (To Erica Gillette, Varya Halinova, Rachel Jacobs, Valerie Apollo, Jessica Florrence, Caitlyn Togero, Nikolette Furya, Hailey Nicos, and Katie Ferrari) And it's so good to see you again, Erica Gillette, Varya Halinova, Rachel Jacobs, Valerie Apollo, Jessica Florrence, Caitlyn Togero, Nikolette Furya, Hailey Nicos, and Katie Ferrari.

Erica Gillette: You too, Lincoln, it's been a long time.

Lincoln went up to Erica Gillette, Varya Halinova, Rachel Jacobs, Valerie Apollo, Jessica Florrence, Caitlyn Togero, Nikolette Furya, Hailey Nicos, and Katie Ferrari, and they hugged, and the nine girls were very surprised at just how much taller and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since they last saw him.

Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen any of you when you girls were twelve, and as you can see, I have grown a lot since then.

Nikolette Furya: Whoa, you sure have, you've really grown a lot from the eleven-year-old cute little boy into a 17-year-old 7'0" tall and very handsome and manly teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, that's so awesome.

Hailey Nicos: Yeah, you grew really big and strong like a tree, Lincoln.

Nico: Wow, Lincoln, you know these nine girls?

Lincoln: Yes, I do, Nico. The Tripper Mercury is Erica Gillette, The Splendid Venus is Varya Halinorova, The Elemental HERO Terra Firma is Rachel Jacobs, The Blazing Mars is Valerie Apollo, The Grand Jupiter is Jessica Florrence, The Big Saturn is Caitlyn Togero, The Despair Uranus is Nikolette Furya, and she's related to Sonya Furya, they're cousins, The Tyrant Neptune is Hailey Nicos, and The Suppression Pluto is Katie Ferrari.

Nico: Awesome, and Sonya, you must be happy to see your cousin again.

Sonya Furya: You bet, I haven't seen her in a few years, but to find out that she got Gene-Slammed by those Team Rocket scientist scumbags, you can bet I'm looking forward to pummeling them.

Nikolette Furya: And we've got some majorly horrible revelations about Flip that are worse than anything you guys have heard.

Lincoln: As if Flip couldn't get any more worse than he already is. Right now, let's get you girls back to normal.

Erica Gillette: No need, Lincoln, we reigned in the powers of the Legendary Planets, same with Gina Readington, and there's no need to cover your eyes, we've got clothes on.

Erica Gillette, Varya Halinorova, Rachel Jacobs, Valerie Apollo, Jessica Florrence, Caitlyn Togero, Nikolette Furya, Hailey Nicos, and Katie Ferrari reverted back to normal.

Erica Gillette is a beautiful 17-year-old girl with long dark blue hair going to the upper part of her neck, dark blue eyes, fair skin, she's 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has massive dark angel wings, as she reigned in the power of The Tripper Mercury, she had the astrological sign of Mercury emblazoned on her forehead, and was dressed in a sleeveless dark blue blouse, sleeveless dark blue midriff top, blue skirt, light blue pants, blue high heeled boots, and a long dark blue sleeveless trenchcoat with ocean waves on the coattails and on the back is The Trippy Mercury, and on her back is a large Trippy Mercury-themed sword with a 6'5" massive, wide, double-edged, man-sized dark blue blade with The Trippy Mercury and astrological sign of Mercury etched on it, large ocean blue angel wings for the crossguard, large ocean blue gem for the hilt, longer black handle, and a large ocean blue gem surrounded by angel wings for the pommel.

Varya Halinorova is a beautiful 17-year-old girl with long flowing yellow hair going to the upper part of her back, yellow eyes, fair skin, she's 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has massive yellow angel wings, as she reigned in the power of The Splendid Venus, she has the astrological sign of Venus emblazoned on her forehead, and she was dressed in a sleeveless yellow blouse, sleeveless yellow top, yellow skirt, yellow pants, yellow high heeled boots, and a long yellow sleeveless trenchcoat with light on the coattails and on the back is The Splendid Venus, and on her back is a large Splendid Venus-themed sword with a 6'5" massive, wide, double-edged, man-sized yellow blade with The Splendid Venus and astrological sign of Venus etched on it, large yellow angel wings for the crossguard, large yellow gem for the hilt, longer black handle, and a large yellow gem surrounded by angel wings for the pommel.

Rachel Jacobs is a beautiful 17-year-old girl with long flowing light sea blue hair going to the upper part of her back, green eyes, fair skin, she's 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has massive light sea blue angel wings, as she reigned in the power of Elemental HERO Terra Firma, she has the astrological sign of Earth emblazoned on her forehead, and she was dressed in a sleeveless blue vest, sleeveless green midriff top, green skirt, green bellbottom pants, sea foam green high heeled boots, and a long sea foam green sleeveless trenchcoat with Earth on the coattails and on the back is Elemental HERO Terra Firma, and on her back is a large Elemental HERO Terra Firma-themed sword with a 6'5" massive, wide, double-edged, man-sized sea foam green blade with The Elemental HERO Terra Firma and astrological sign of Earth etched on it, large sea foam green angel wings for the crossguard, large sea foam green gem for the hilt, longer black handle, and a large sea foam green gem surrounded by angel wings for the pommel.

Valerie Apollo is a beautiful 17-year-old girl with long flowing crimson red hair going to the upper part of her back, crimson redeyes, fair skin, she's 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has massive crimson red angel wings, as she reigned in the power of The Blazing Mars, she has the astrological sign of Mars emblazoned on her forehead, and she was dressed in a sleeveless crimson red vest, sleeveless crimson red midriff top, crimson red skirt, crimson red pants, crimson red high heeled boots, and a long crimson red sleeveless trenchcoat with flames on the coattails and on the back is The Blazing Mars, and on her back is a large Blazing Mars-themed sword with a 6'5" massive, wide, double-edged, man-sized crimson red blade with The Blazing Mars and astrological sign of Mars etched on it, large crimson red angel wings for the crossguard, large crimson gem for the hilt, longer black handle, and a large crimson red gem surrounded by angel wings for the pommel.

Jessica Florrence is a beautiful 17-year-old girl with short green hair going to the upper part of her neck, green eyes, fair skin, she's 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has massive green angel wings, as she reigned in the power of The Grand Jupiter, she has the astrological sign of Jupiter emblazoned on her forehead, and she was dressed in a short-sleeved green blouse, short-sleeved green top, green frilly skirt, green high heeled flip flops, and a long green sleeveless trenchcoat with green flames on the coattails and on the back is The Grand Jupiter, and on her back is a large Grand Jupiter-themed sword with a 6'5" massive, wide, double-edged, man-sized green blade with The Grand Jupiter and astrological sign of Jupiter etched on it, large green angel wings for the crossguard, large green gem for the hilt, longer black handle, and a large green gem surrounded by angel wings for the pommel.

Caitlyn Togero is a beautiful 17-year-old girl with long flowing purple hair going to the upper part of her back, purple eyes, fair skin, she's 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has massive purple angel wings, as she reigned in the power of The Big Saturn, she has the astrological sign of Saturn emblazoned on her forehead, and she was dressed in a sleeveless purple vest, sleeveless purple midriff top, purple skirt, purple pants, purple high heeled boots, and a long purple sleeveless trenchcoat with stars on the coattails and on the back is The Big Saturn, and on her back is a large Big Saturn-themed sword with a 6'5" massive, wide, double-edged, man-sized purple blade with The Big Saturn and astrological sign of Saturn etched on it, large purple angel wings for the crossguard, large purple gem for the hilt, longer black handle, and a large purple gem surrounded by angel wings for the pommel.

Nikolette Furya is a beautiful 17-year-old girl with long flowing cerulean blue hair going to the upper part of her back, beautiful red eyes, fair skin, she's 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has massive cerulean angel wings, as she reigned in the power of The Despair Uranus, she has the astrological sign of Uranus emblazoned on her forehead, and she was dressed in a short-sleeved blue blouse, sleeveless light blue top, green skirt, green pants, green high heeled boots, and a long blue sleeveless trenchcoat with light on the coattails and on the back is The Despair Uranus, and on her back is a large Despair Uranus-themed sword with a 6'5" massive, wide, double-edged, man-sized blue blade with The Despair Uranus and astrological sign of Uranus etched on it, large blue angel wings for the crossguard, large green gem for the hilt, longer black handle, and a large blue gem surrounded by angel wings for the pommel.

Hailey Nicos is a beautiful 17-year-old girl with long flowing ocean blue hair going to the upper part of her neck, ocean blue eyes, fair skin, she's 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has massive ocean blue angel wings, as she reigned in the power of The Tyrant Neptune, she has the astrological sign of Neptune emblazoned on her forehead, and she was dressed in a sleeveless green jersey with the number 23 on it, green gym shorts, green sneakers, and a long ocean blue sleeveless trenchcoat with ocean waves on the coattails and on the back is The Tyrant Neptune, and on her back is a large Tyrant Neptune-themed sword with a 6'5" massive, wide, double-edged, man-sized ocean blue blade with The Tyrant Neptune and astrological sign of Neptune etched on it, large ocean blue angel wings for the crossguard, large ocean blue gem for the hilt, longer black handle, and a large ocean blue gem surrounded by angel wings for the pommel.

And Katie Ferrari is a beautiful 17-year-old girl with long flowing dark green hair going to the upper part of her back, purple eyes, fair skin, she's 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has massive purple angel wings, as she reigned in the power of The Suppression Pluto, she has the astrological sign of Pluto emblazoned on her forehead, and she was dressed in a short-sleeved purple top with flowers imprinted on it, pink skirt, purple pants, purple high-heeled boots, and a long purple sleeveless trenchcoat with stars on the coattails and on the back is The Suppression Pluto, and on her back is a large Suppression Pluto-themed sword with a 6'5" massive, wide, double-edged, man-sized purple blade with The Suppression Pluto and astrological sign of Pluto etched on it, large purple angel wings for the crossguard, large purple gem for the hilt, longer black handle, and a large purple gem surrounded by angel wings for the pommel.

Lincoln: Wow, you girls look amazing.

Erica Gillette: Thanks, Lincoln.

Suddenly, nine Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Erica Gillette, Varya Halinorova, Rachel Jacobs, Valerie Apollo, Jessica Florrence, Caitlyn Togero, Nikolette Furya, Hailey Nicos, and Katie Ferrari with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystals links from their new Crystal Necklaces of the Buddha, which merged with their Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love.

Erica Gillette: (Surprised) Wow, are these...?

Lincoln: Yep, those are Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love, which means you, Varya, Rachel, Valerie, Jessica, Caitlyn, Nikolette, Hailey, and Katie are now part of my harem and my many future wives, Erica.

Erica Gillette, Varya Halinorova, Rachel Jacobs, Valerie Apollo, Jessica Florrence, Caitlyn Togero, Nikolette Furya, Hailey Nicos, and Katie Ferrari had smiles on their faces and tears in their eyes, as Lincoln wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around their waists and he leaned down and he kissed them on the lips, and they returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the eleven girls here, and when Lincoln saw them, they immediately recognized them. The eleven girls are Catherine Ricci, Christy Ryan, Elizabeth Conway, Marisa Soleil, Melissa Kessler, Rachel MacPherson, and Sarah Martin from Time Crisis, Anne Shirley from the Anne of Green Gables anime, Luna, Menori, and Sharla from Mujin Wakusei Survive.

Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Catherine Ricci, Christy Ryan, Elizabeth Conway, Marisa Soleil, Melissa Kessler, Rachel MacPherson, Sarah Martin, Anne Shirley, Luna, Menori, and Sharla.

Nicole Knudson: From Time Crisis, the Anne of Green Gables anime, and Mujin Wakusei Survive, awesome.

Lincoln: Are you girls okay?

Catherine Ricci: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.

Then, when Catherine Ricci and the other ten girls saw who it was that saved them from Evil Marvin, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old 7'0" tall, handsome, bare-chested hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead, golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive and wide right pec and it was surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his wider and more muscular back, and right on top was the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, and Buffalo, and below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Lightning Storms, The Weather, The Elemental Forces, The Cosmos, and The Universe, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, and Golden-Hearted Lover, Father of Many Kids, Son, and Future Husband, Descendant of The 17th Century Duke Lincoln of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, God of Truth and Justice, and Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it and a kanji that read "Spiciest Man of The Loud House" on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and a Mark of Manhood tattoo of a bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm.

He had his massive Sword of Universal Hope and Elemental Bravery holstered on his wider and muscular back, his orange Crystal Saber holstered on his left hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted orange bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, his large gold Cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive and indestructible deep sapphire blue angel wings and the stars and blue nebulae reflecting on them with rainbow tips on the large deep sapphire blue feathers, and he was dressed in an orange version of He Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, and Buffalo on them and with hanging mini silver lightning bolts held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large gold buffalo head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, a pair of large blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs with the orange kanjis "Savior of The Loud House, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of The Crusaders of The Thunderbird, and The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms" on the left legs, and large white leather combat boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on it, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystals from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large deep sapphire blue gem in the shape of a Thunderbird on top of a silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on his neck and across his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, a large Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring on his left ring finger, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger, he had eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs, and circling around his feet on the floor are eight golden crosses with angelic runes.

Catherine Ricci: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.

Then, Lincoln made ten clones of himself, and he and the ten clones went up to the girls, and hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrap their arms around the necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.

Catherine Ricci: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.

Suddenly, eleven Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Catherine Ricci, Christy Ryan, Elizabeth Conway, Marisa Soleil, Melissa Kessler, Rachel MacPherson, Sarah Martin, Anne Shirley, Luna, Menori, and Sharla with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and crystals links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha. We return to the Estate, and told everyone what happened, and they were shocked when they found out the villain we went after was an evil version of Marvin the Martian.

But, when Lincoln showed what we did in rescuing the kidnapped politicians, along with the nine Gene-Slammers for the other Legendary Planets Duel Monsters, along with the eleven girls from Evil Marvin, they cheered wildly for Lincoln and the rest of us, and they hugged us, and the girls in Lincoln's harem then went up to Lincoln, and they kissed him all over. Lincoln, Erica Gillette, Varya Halinorova, Rachel Jacobs, Valerie Apollo, Jessica Florrence, Caitlyn Togero, Nikolette Furya, Hailey Nicos, and Katie Ferrari now have a lot of catching up to do, now that they're back.


After putting a stop to Evil Marvin the Martian, we were training intensely in the gym, this time, doing 150,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 9,500-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and when Erica Gillette, Varya Halinova, Rachel Jacobs, Valerie Apollo, Jessica Florrence, Caitlyn Togero, Nikolette Furya, Hailey Nicos, and Katie Ferrari saw Lincoln working out like crazy, they had atomic red blushes on their faces.

Erica Gillette: Whoa, Lincoln's really grown to be a 17-year-old 7'0" tall, really big, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful muscles hard at work, and to work out with those 9,500-lb barbells and not even get tired, incredible.

Rachel Jacobs: No kidding, he's really working out hard.

Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, girls, and now, I can also defend myself.

Erica Gillette: That's incredible.

Nico: It sure is, Erica. So, what are these nine horrible revelations that you, Varya, Rachel, Valerie, Jessica, Caitlyn, Nikolette, Hailey, and Katie have about Flip, and you said they're even worse than anything we've heard.

Erica Gillette: You're not going to like it, Nico. Me, Varya, Rachel, Valerie, Jessica, Caitlyn, Nikolette, Hailey, and Katie were asked by the Royal Woods Police Department to find out what Flip was up to, and this happened long after his plot to kidnap the Louds and send them to die on Skull Island was foiled. We agreed to the task, and we were getting sick and tired of Flip and his scams to get money, and we were also more than willing to put that ugly, fat, mutant tub of lard in his place. We infiltrated Flip's Food and Fuel, and we hid in the shadows. Then, we found that miserable fat tub of lard in his hidden room, and what we recorded and found out was too shocking for words: we found out that Flip had hired hitmen to kill Lincoln and his family, along with Lincoln's friends, The Santiagos, The Casagrandes, and J.D. for ruining his plans, and he intended to profit from your deaths. We were so horrified, we wanted to rip his jumbled organs out of his corpse, and shove them right up his three-cheeked butt. But, we relented, instead, we sent all of the information to the Royal Woods Police Department, and when the cops arrived, they busted down the door, and they arrested the hitmen that Flip hired, and before they could move in to arrest Flip, that tub of lard ran for his life.

We gasped in pure shock and horror.

Nico: I can't believe that miserable fat tub of lard would do something like this, and not only for money, but also revenge! I'm going to rip that ugly mustache off his face and shove it down his throat!

Me: I'll rip his jumbled organs out of his ugly bloated corpse, and shove them right up his three-cheeked ass!

Suddenly, Lincoln grabbed me and Nico by our shoulders, and we knew what that meant.

Lincoln: Excuse me, everyone, but I must discipline the nanny goats.

Me and Nico: Uh oh.

Everyone: Uh oh.

BONK!

Lincoln bonked our heads together, and we were seeing birds flying around our heads and tweeting, and we shook our heads.

Nico: Thanks, Lincoln.

Me: Yeah, you stopped us again. You know, we're also thinking of making you and Eli enforcers for the team, and also, in case Nico and I get mad at Flip yet again.

Nico: Yeah, and plus, the girls already know about Eli's method of stopping an argument. And you also got the girls blushing like crazy.

We saw that Erica Gillette, Varya Halinova, Rachel Jacobs, Valerie Apollo, Jessica Florrence, Caitlyn Togero, Nikolette Furya, Hailey Nicos, and Katie Ferrari had atomic red blushes on their faces, when they saw of how dominant Lincoln was in the situation.

Erica Gillette: We already know why you had to do that, Lincoln. Besides, Flip's already getting his just desserts for every single crappy thing he's done. Plus, you were really dominant in taking control of the situation.

Rachel Jacobs: Yeah, no one's going to try and mess with a big, strong, manly, hunk of a man like you.

Lori: (Giggles) You shouldn't have done that, Rachel.

Rachel Jacobs: Why?

Suddenly, Erica Gillette, Varya Halinova, Rachel Jacobs, Valerie Apollo, Jessica Florrence, Caitlyn Togero, Nikolette Furya, Hailey Nicos, and Katie Ferrari saw that Lincoln was towering over them, and his deep sapphire blue eyes were glowing, and he had a confident smile on his handsome face. Then, Lincoln made eight clones of himself, and he and the clones wrapped their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around their waists, and brought them into an embrace, which caused the girls' faces to blush like crazy. Then, Lincoln and his clones lean their faces down onto the faces of Erica Gillette, Varya Halinova, Rachel Jacobs, Valerie Apollo, Jessica Florrence, Caitlyn Togero, Nikolette Furya, Hailey Nicos, and Katie Ferrari, and they'd kissed the girls on the lips with intense supercharged passion, and the girls returned it with equal intensity, as they wrap their left arms around their wider and more muscular backs, and placed their right hands on their massive, wide and muscular pecs. When Lincoln and the clones separated, Erica Gillette, Varya Halinova, Rachel Jacobs, Valerie Apollo, Jessica Florrence, Caitlyn Togero, Nikolette Furya, Hailey Nicos, and Katie Ferrari still had atomic red blushes on their faces, and hearts for pupils in their eyes.

Erica Gillette: Whoa, and you're also a passionate and wild kisser, as well. Whoa!

Nico: Yeah, and ever since puberty hit Lincoln like a freight train, he's trained really hard to keep his hormones under control. But, there are some times he lets them out in full force, especially around his harem.

We then got a shower afterwards, but then, the alarm sounded, and Lincoln checked it out, and he'd found out that August Guidan is here, and he's causing havoc.

Elpeo Ple: Oh crap, August Guidan is here, and he's causing havoc.

Lincoln: So, another of Haman Karn's flunkies have come out. Well, we know what's coming for him, come on, let's go.

We then flew out, and Lincoln fired a powerful rainbow energy blast, which hits August Guidan on the back. When he saw us here, he was enraged.

August Guidan: So, the killers of Haman Karn, along with the traitor are here?! Now, I will have my revenge on all of you for what you did to Haman Karn!

Lincoln: Don't even think about it, you low-level flunkie! Your master's paid the price for her crimes, and the same went with those who tried to avenge her. Now, you're about to suffer the same fate.

Chronoa: And I've had it up to hear with you to last an eternity.

Suddenly, Chronoa's eyes turned neon purple, and she was surrounded by a purple energy aura with with clocks and dragons, and as she approached August Guidan, she left purple energy, clocks, and dragons with every step. Suddenly, Chronoa was surrounded by a massive vortex of purple energy with clocks surrounding it, there was a dragon flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a pink phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Chronoa emerged, but she was changed forever.

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Chronoa grew to 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess and has red highlights in the bangs of her long flowing pinkish-red hair hair going down to the middle of her back, she has neon purple eyes and a purple energy aura with clocks and dragons surrounding her, she has a dragon with a clock and the Time Kanji in its claws emblazoned on her forehead, she has on dragon earrings with purple gems for the eyes and the Time Kanji in its claws, and she also has a dragon with purple gems for the eyes and the Time Kanji in its claws for the second pendant of her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with purple gems on the gold lightning bolts and purple crystals from her Crystal Necklace of The Buddha which merged with her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love. Chronoa has on a long purple sleeveless trenchcoat with clocks and dragons on the coattails and right on the back is the symbol of the Kais with clocks surrounding it, a purple sleeveless blouse and sleeveless black shirt with a purple phoenix on it, purple skirt with clocks on it, blue pants with clocks on the legs, black leather ankle-high combat boots, and she has on a new Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger. Suddenly, Chronoa felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive pinkish-red angel wings with purple tips on the large pinkish-red feathers sprouted out from her back.

Chronoa had a new large sword in her hand called Supreme Kai of Time's Sword of Fated Justice, it's a brand-new large sword with a 6'9" massive, wide, double-edged silver blade with the symbol of the Supreme Kai of Time etched on it, large dragon heads with pink gems for eyes for the crossguard, large clock for the hilt, longer black handle, and four large dragon heads with red gems for the eyes and large red gems in its mouths for the pommel. Chronoa has on her new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with purple gems on her wrists, gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold dragon head with pink gems for the eyes and large purple gem in its open mouth for the belt buckle, large purple Spellbook of The Gods and The Universe and large purple Universal Spellbook of The Elemental Forces on her left hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her right hip. There's a yellow kanji below the symbol of the Kais that said, "Chronoa, Supreme Kai of Time, Dear Friend of The Z-Fighters, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Member of The Time Patrol, and Master of Time, Fate, and Dragons."

クロノア、時間の最高のカイ、Zファイターの親愛なる友人、リンカーン・ラウドの愛する未来の妻、悪の殺し屋、混乱した、殺人、冷酷、そしてサディスティックな野郎、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、時間のメンバーパトロール、そして時間、運命、そしてドラゴンのマスター

Chronoa has transformed into SUPER ANGEL INFINITY CHRONO FIRESTORM DRACONIC ANGEL OF FATED JUSTICE AND DIVINE LOVE!

We were amazed by Chronoa's Super Angel Infinity transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face and hearts in his eyes. But, when August Guidan saw it, he fell into a rage and tried to kill her, but Chronoa fired a powerful purple energy blast with clocks and dragons surrounding it, and it hits August Guidan, and sent him flying into a wall.

Nico: Whoa, Chronoa's transformed. August Guidan's in trouble now, if he dares to fight the Supreme Kai of Time, especially when Lincoln's going to also join her.

Lincoln: Wow, Chronoa, you look beautiful. How do you feel?

Chronoa: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Chrono Dragon and Divine Love) I feel incredible, Linky. Now, shall we put an end to this monster?

Lincoln: (Smiles) With pleasure.

Lincoln unholstered his improved massive Sword of Universal Hope and Elemental Bravery from his wider and muscular back and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, and he joined Chronoa.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Voice of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope) Let's put an end to that monster.

Chronoa and Lincoln went after August Guidan, and they fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, purple energy, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Gravity, Magic, Blood, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, Dragons, and Buffalo right at August Guidan, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him. Then, they attacked him with their massive swords, and August Guidan was bleeding badly from the unhealing wounds from the swords of Chronoa and Lincoln. Then, Chronoa tied August Guidan up with purple energy threads.

Chronoa: Okay, Linky, you know what to do?

Lincoln: You got it, Chronoa. (To August Guidan) Time to die, you monster. TWELVE HOURS OF JUDGEMENT!

Lincoln formed a clock on the floor around August Guidan with the Roman Numerals from 1 to 12 with August Guidan in the center. Then, when we saw the hands reach 1:00, August Guidan was attacked by a purple humanoid figure made from August Guidan's sins for an hour, and then, we saw as the hands reach 2:00, 3:00, 4:00, 5:00, 6:00, 7:00, 8:00, 9:00, 10:00, and 11:00, we saw more purple humanoid figures appear made from August Guidan's sins, and they attacked August Guidan for 11 hours. Then, as the hands reached 12:00, we heard the sound of a bell tolling, and he was brought to an execution block, and Lincoln came up and with his improved massive Sword of Universal Hope and Elemental Bravery raised above his head, this brought dread to August Guidan. Then, Lincoln brings his massive sword down, and decapitates August Guidan, as his headless corpse and severed head explode in purple flame, and he was Super Hakaied forever. We cheered wildly for them, as Chronoa and Lincoln holster their massive swords on their backs and power down, and Chronoa's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, and angel wings are permanent.

Chronoa and Lincoln: In the immortal words of Nico, August Guidan, you have failed this universe!

Nico: Yeah, that's telling him, guys!

Chronoa: Thanks for helping me deal with August Guidan, Linky.

Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Chronoa.

Suddenly, Chronoa wrapped her arms around Lincoln's waist, and Lincoln wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around Chronoa's waist, and he brought her into an embrace, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Chronoa's face, they kissed passionately as Chronoa wraps her left arm around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, and placed her left hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec, and right behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, and Angel flying in the air, and we also saw a herd of Buffalo running across the field and the display of the elemental forces behind them, and we cheered for them.

Me: Alright, way to go, guys.

Nico: That's another of Haman Karn's goons put down for good, and I like that attack you used on him, Lincoln, is that a new technique you created?

Lincoln: You guessed it, Nico. It's called Twelve Hours of Judgement, it's an attack that creates purple humanoid figures from the person's sins, and they attack the person who's in the center of the clock, and the length of the attack is based on the positions of the hands, and as the hands change position, more purple humanoid figures form and they also attack the victim. Then, as the hands reach 12:00, the person is then led to an execution block, and then, I wind up decapitating them, and they explode in purple flame, and they're Super Hakaied forever.

Nico: Whoa, and there's nothing worse than getting attacked by your own sins, and then, facing the executioner's block for execution at the twelfth hour, there's nothing scarier than that.

Me: You got that right, and August Guidan didn't stand a chance against Chronoa, she was amazing.

King Kai: (Telepathically) And I saw the whole thing, that moron, August Guidan didn't stand a single chance, and that attack Lincoln used, sheesh, that'll send a warning to the truly unrepentant. And please tell me you're going to use that attack on Angelus if that vampire shows up?

Buster Bunny: Hey, don't give out the spoilers!

Lincoln: Actually, I'm not going to use that attack on Angelus, in fact, I've got something a lot worse in store for that monster for the slaughter of so many innocent people that he's committed for over 300 years around the world.

Nico: And later on, we'll be meeting Buffy's friends, along with the Angel Investigations group who's flying in from Los Angeles, and we'll get the whole story on Angelus before we can get after him.

Me: We know of what he did in those 300 years around the world and of course, in Ireland, but we also need to know more about him.

We returned home, and we got rid of another ally of Haman Karn, but there's still bound to be more of them out there, but we'll be ready for them.


Later it was time for Starlight Glimmer's final Ambassador Mission.

Me: I have a feeling this last Ambassador Mission for Starlight will be good.

May: I hope you get to find other Autobots again.

Nico: I hope so too.

Twilight Sparkle: But we're really excited to go to the world of Live Action Transformers.

Eli: It'll be awesome.

Lincoln: Yep it sure will be awesome.

Me: And we get to kick the remnants of Cemetery Wind into our prisons.

Nico: Yep. Lets get moving.

We were off to the Live Action Transformers Universe.

We arrived in the world of Live Action Transformers and we were in the base.

Me: Here we are.

Live Action Bumblebee: Hey guys!

Nico: Awesome to see you all again.

Starlight: Optimus, these are my friends.

Twilight Sparkle: It's awesome to meet you. My name is Twilight Sparkle, Princess of Friendship and the Magic Skylanders. I represent the Magic of Friendship.

Sunset Shimmer: I'm Sunset Shimmer, Princess of Forgiveness and the Fire Skylanders and the Element of Forgiveness.

Applejack: I'm Applejack, Princess of Honesty and Apples and the princess of the Earth Skylanders and the Element of Honesty.

Rarity: I'm Rarity, Princess of Generosity and Jewels and Fashions and the Princess of the Water Skylanders and the Element of Generosity.

Rainbow Dash: I'm Rainbow Dash, Princess of Loyalty and The Wonderbolts and the Princess of the Air Skylanders and Element of Loyalty.

Fluttershy: I'm Fluttershy, Princess of Kindness and Animals and the Princess of the Life Skylanders and Element of Kindness.

Pinkie Pie: And I'm Pinkie Pie, Princess of Laughter and Parties and the Princess of the Tech Skylanders and the Element of Laughter.

Starlight Glimmer: And as you know I am the Princess of Empathy and Redemption and the Undead Skylanders and the Element of Empathy.

Nico: Pretty cool huh?

Live Action Optimus: It sure is and it's an honor to meet you.

Fluttershy: The pleasure is ours.

Sunset Shimmer: It's awesome to be here. We're so sorry about everything that happened here to this world though.

Live Action Bumblebee: We're trying to get everything back together but thank you.

Sunset Shimmer: You're welcome.

Lennox: You guys should know that humans also helped the Decepticons as well.

Nico: That's what we heard and they are primarily Cemetery Wind and other threats.

Me: But guys, I think it's time to bury the hatchet with Sentinel Prime.

Live Action Bumblebee: Not in my head!

Me: No no it's a figure of speech. It meats to put the past behind you and let this anger towards him go.

Nico: That's right. You got to give him another chance despite everything you all went through.

Epps: Funny you should mention Sentinel. Because there was one human that helped the Decepticons at the time of his betrayal.

Starlight: And his name is...?

Bumblebee: (angrily) Dylan fucking Gould!

Nico: The CEO of Hotchkiss Gould Investments! Sam killed him from what I recall.

Bumblebee: That's right he did.

Nico: Good riddance. And that makes him a traitor to Earth.

Eli: Yeah what a monster!

Me: But he's dead now.

Nico: Yeah. But you still got to give Sentinel Prime another chance.

Wheelie: It's not all of us Sentinel mainly has to apologize to.

Nico: We know. But it's a start. He still has to apologize to everyone in the world for his crimes and that is not gonna be an easy task.

Eli: So please can't you find it in your hearts or Sparks rather to forgive him for everything he has done?

Nico: If you need some time to think about it we understand.

Morshower: Sorry to interrupt on whether or not to forgive Sentinel but two more Autobot signatures have been spotted nearby.

Nico: Where are they at General?

Morshower: In London.

Nico: Ah the home of the Queen. Did you find out who they are?

Morshower: Yes. Roadbuster and Topspin.

Nico: They are neat! Roadbuster is a NASCAR Sprint Cup Chevy Impala stock car, specifically Dale Earnhardt, Jr.'s #88 car with Amp Energy drink and National Guard sponsorship logos.

Me: Dale Earhardt Jr. is a legend, just like his father.

Nico: And Topspin is a NASCAR Sprint Cup Chevy Impala stock car, specifically Jimmie Johnson's Lowes and Kobalt sponsored #48 car.

Me: That's World Famous Racing Champion Jimmie Johnson's car. How cool.

Eli: Awesome! Lana would love to have them in one of our awesome races.

Nico: I'm sure she would.

Hot Rod: (French Accent) By the way, just like I have a French Accent, Roadbuster has a Scottish Accent.

Nico: Awesome!

Me: We actually know a lot of people from Scotland and during one of our biggest major battles last year in 2021, Lincoln here actually found out that he is descended from Scottish Royalty.

Lincoln: It's true. My family has bloodties to Loch Loud in Scotland.

Nico: And that was the day we not only found out the Loud's true bloodties but we also took down Team Dark Phoenix Storm.

Live Action Optimus: That is amazing.

Me: Yep.

Nico: Anyway we better get over there.

Live Action Optimus: Autobots Transform and Roll Out!

We were off to London and we arrived.

Nico: Here we are.

We then saw 2 race cars coming and we saw them transform!

Nico: Awesome! Roadbuster and Topspin!

Topspin: Team Loud Phoenix Storm! It's an honor to meet you!

Roadbuster: (Scottish accent) Aye and it's a pleasure to meet you too wee laddies.

Nico: Same here Roadbuster. Your Scottish Accent is awesome. Our Gigantion Teammate Metroplex has a great Scottish Accent too.

Me: He sure does and it is awesome.

Roadbuster: Bumblebee! Lad, it's good to see you!

Live Action Bumblebee: You too Roadbuster. Looking great.

Roadbuster: I get around.

Topspin: Please tell me you guys don't hate Cybertronians

Starlight Glimmer: Are you kidding? We love all Cybertronians! As long as they don't misbehave.

Nico: That's right. But also they are great friends and awesome team mates.

Nico showed his Decepticon Leadership Medal.

Nico: The War between the Autobots and the Decepticons in our universe is over and I was elected as the new leader of the Decepticons and I'm now leading them on the road to Redemption.

Me: It's true. A lot has happened and the Autobots and the Decepticons are no longer fighting after 8 million years of battles.

Eli: That is still shocking.

Topspin: Wow no kidding. But I'm glad the Decepticons are no longer fighting in your world.

Roadbuster: Aye. Same here lad.

Topspin: Meanwhile, we probably have to wait about another month before you guys help us end the war on this world.

Me: Yeah just hold out until April 28th, 2022. That's a month and a half from now.

Nico: All of my team will come here to this world and we'll help you with everything here by then. We'll all set everything straight by then.

Eli: We promise we'll all be here.

Live Action Optimus: Starlight, you might think this is weird coming from me. But ever since we met, I have come to see you as a little sister.

Starlight Glimmer: Really? Oh Optimus.

She went and hugged him.

Nico: That is awesome. So cool.

Me: Imagine that. That is so cool.

We came back.

May: How did it go?

Nico: Really well. We met 2 more Autobots and we got them to start thinking about forgiving Sentinel Prime.

Me: Yep and we have a month and a half to get ready and formulate a plan for this.

May: We have plenty of time for that. But I'm glad Starlight's Ambassador Missions went off without any problems.

Me: That's good.

Nico: Tahu, 2 days from now, your Ambassador missions are next.

Tahu: Looking forward to it Nico.

Me: You'll like where we're going Tahu and I can't wait for you to meet them too.

Nico: Awesome.


Later we were over in the north side of the city.

Oceanus Shenron: Nico, remind me again why we're all the way out here?

Nico: Well we're going to find Billy Batson's mom. Before he became SHAZAM he was left at a carnival by accident and his mom never saw him again. So we are going to reunite him with his mom Marilyn and tell her everything that happened to him and more.

Me: We promised a while back that we would reunite him with his mom. But not his dad. He is a dickless a*** criminal scumbag.

Nico: Well said. But J.D. can you answer a question for me?

Me: Sure Nico. What is it?

Nico: Remember how you got a Kiramager Sword when we met the LupinRangers? How did you get that?

Me: Well that's an interesting story. It happened right after the battles of Hollow Bastion when we took down Maleficent. I went over to Japan and I saw the Kiramagers fighting one of the monsters of Emperor Yodon and I helped them destroy it. Also they gave me my own Kiramai Morpher, a sword and the powers of Imagination Manifestation like Juru has. But on a vastly more powerful scale. Also I am also the Orange Kiramager.

Nico: WHOA! That is amazing! You never showed that to us.

Me: You'll see it in action soon.

Lynn: I remember seeing the Rugby Jamen. He was awesome! And he is a monster that I would definitely like.

Nico: I figured you would like that one Lynn because of your love for sports.

Lynn: You know it Nico. I've always wanted to try Rugby too.

Laney: That is awesome though.

We then arrived at Marilyn's house and it was an old apartment.

Nico: Is this your moms house?

Billy Batson: Yep.

We went in and Nico knocked on the door and answering it was Marilyn Batson.

Zarya: Are you Marilyn Batson?

Marilyn Batson: I am.

Nico: Pleasure to meet you Marilyn. We came to talk to you about your son Billy. He's right here.

Nico stood away and Billy saw his mom and then Marilyn went over and hugged him and he hugged her.

Thundercracker: Your son has actually grown up to be an awesome hero.

Maria: And we mean that literally.

Me: Yep. Yep. Show her Billy.

Billy Batson: Okay. Mom a lot has happened to me. Watch. SHAZAM!

THUNDERCLAP!

A MASSIVE FLASH OF LIGHTNING AND A CRASH OF THUNDER BLASTED OUT AND BILY TURNED INTO SHAZAM!

Shazam: Well what do you think?

Marilyn: What!? Billy is that you?

Shazam: Yes it's me mom.

Me: Your son got the powers of the Gods. Shazam is not just a name. It's an acronym. S for the Wisdom of Solomon, H for the Strength of Hercules, A for the Stamina of Atlas, Z for the Power of Zeus, A for the Courage of Achilles and M for the Speed of Mercury.

Marilyn: Wow!

G1 Silverbolt: No offense. But your apartment's a dump!

Marilyn: I know and it's because I don't have any money and I'm an archaeologist.

Nicole Knudson: You and I will make great partners. I'm an Archaeologist, Astronomer, Volcanologist, Paleontologist, Geologist and scientist and you and I will be perfect partners together. The money is good too.

Nico: You can work with J.D.'s daughter Nicole and she will give you a great amount of money for all the treasure and historical artifacts she finds as long as you help her.

Marilyn: I would be honored Nicole.

Hotlink: We're glad you have your mom back, Billy.

William: Your dad can rot in Hell for all we care.

Billy Batson: Thanks guys. It's awesome.

Me: And I agree with Hotlink and William.

Nico: Same here.

Billy Batson: Looks like my life is getting much better now.

Eli: It sure is and your friends are with us too.

Billy Batson: Yep.

We later went back home.

Me: That was awesome.

Nico: Yep and now it's time for our next mission.

Eli: What are we gonna do this time?

Me: We'll I'm going to be participating in an eating challenge. I'm going to eat the Eggcellent Challenge.

Mordecai, Rigby, Muscle Man, High Five Ghost and Benson gasped!

Mordecai: Are you really gonna do that one!?

Me: Yeah why?

Benson: Because the first time that happened we found out that Rigby was allergic to eggs.

Lori: Wait seriously?

Rigby: Yeah I had no idea I was allergic to eggs.

Mordecai: And the second time is when I took Rigby's place and then the restaurant people tried to stop me.

Muscle Man: But we were gonna make sure that they didn't so we beat them up.

Nico: Whoa! That is rough.

Living Laser, Whiger, Rowdyruff Boys, Abomination, Robo Roxy, Red Ghost, Kangor, Magma, Dark Laser and Aqueduct appeared.

Living Laser: Can me, Whiger, Rowdyruff Boys, Abomination, Robo Roxy, Red Ghost, Kangor, Magma, Dark Laser and Aqueduct go with you guys?

Butch: And we're glad you have your mom back, Billy.

Billy Batson: Thanks Butch.

Nico: And yes you all can come with us. We're going to the Eggcellent Restaurant for J.D. to eat an Eggcellent Challenge.

Magma: That awesome 12 Egg Omelette challenge and if you win you'll get an awesome hat?

Mordecai: Dude that is the very one.

Viceroy: Nico, which gene slammer do you think you'll meet on your next rescue?

Nico: I'm going for an animal Gene-Slammer next so I'll go for a Porcupine Gene-Slammer next.

Me: Ooh want to do it pointy and sharp. Awesome choice. So it'll be Needle Kirby, Anguirus, Beast Boy, Pierce or Kimimaro that goes with you next.

Eli: One of the team that has the powers of needles and spikes.

Nico: Yep.

Laney: That will be interesting to see though. A Porcupine Gene-Slammer. Porcupongo would love to have that one as an archenemy.

Nico: (Laughs) He sure would and that's an awesome matchup in the future.

Aqueduct: J.D., in order for you to be prepared for this challenge, we'll have to train you.

Mordecai: Aqueduct's right, dude. It's like how I prepared for it.

Me: Actually I won't need it but thanks anyway. I have been eating huge egg breakfasts over at Lynn's Table for this past week.

Nico: Really?

Me: Yep.

Lynn Sr.: It's true guys. J.D. has been eating 2 24 egg omelettes topped with bacon and chili and even 4 biscuits. Every day.

Nico: Wow! J.D. is prepared.

Lynn: Way to pile on the protein dude.

Me: Yep.

Ruckus: Still, it wouldn't hurt to review the challenge one last time.

Nico: True.

Mordecai: Well it's really awesome.

He turned on the TV and we saw an ad for it.

Narrator: Only once every thousand years does an eating challenge appear with the ability to blow everyone away. The Eggscellent Challenge is that challenge. Twelve eggs, chili, cheese, biscuits and a fruit bowl. Finish in under an hour and your party eats for free. And you win this hat that says "I'm Eggscellent" on it. That's right, finish the omelet and get the coolest hat ever invented for free. Many have tried, only 1 has succeeded.

Nico: WHOA! Only one?

Mordecai: Yep and you're looking at him.

Red Ghost: You should be proud of yourself, Mordecai.

Mordecai: Oh I am. It was Benson being a jerk that made me do it.

FLASHBACK

Benson: (turns to Mordecai) Well, I hope you've learned something from all of this.

Mordecai: What?

Benson: Maybe if you've been working like you were supposed to, none of this would've happened.

(Mordecai punches Benson in the face, and everyone cries out in shock. Muscle Man and Skips hold Mordecai back; Pops and Hi Five Ghost hold Benson back.)

Benson: Mordecai, what are you doing?!

Mordecai: What's your problem?! This has nothing to do with work! He just wanted the hat!

Benson: And look where it got him! (points to Rigby) Your friend over there is only going to get you into trouble!

Mordecai: (laughs harshly) Right, take advice from Benson about friends, since you've got soooo many of 'em.

Benson: I have friends.

Mordecai: No, you don't. Everyone only hangs out with you because you're our boss! Rigby only wanted to try and win a hat. He doesn't deserve to be in a coma because of it. (walks towards the door)

Benson: Where are you going?!

Mordecai : Back to the restaurant.

Benson: Why?!

Mordecai: Because I made a promise to Rigby and I'm gonna keep it. That's what friends do for each other. (exits)

Muscle Man: Awkward.

FLASHBACK ENDS

We gasped and then glared at Benson.

Benson: If you're gonna yell at me for that, don't bother. As you were just told, Mordecai already beat you to it.

Brick: Can I still punch you in the face so you still feel bad right now?

Nico: Brick stand down. Mordecai beat you to it already. Besides I think he learned his lesson from all that. You have to remember that Benson was so thoughtless when it came to the wants of others and he didn't care. But when we first met him he thought we were going to smash him apart for being a total jerk but we didn't. We taught him how to not be angry all the time and all that and he learned so many big lessons from us too. So this happened in the past. He learned from it and that's all that counts.

Maria: (to me) Try to remember what Nico just said, J.D.

Me: What's that supposed to mean?

William: That curse might have been affecting Rigby when he insulted you but he did bring up a good point.

Me: Which is?

Rotwood: (awkwardly) Well, what Mr. Dunbar is trying to say that during the battle against 2012 Shredder, if it means destroying him for good-

Poromon: You'd sacrifice us without a second thought if it means getting rid of 2012 Shredder for good!

Me: Absolutely not! You guys are my friends and I would never do that to you.

Nico: YEAH! That is going a bit too far.

Kangor: (Jamaican Accent) Mon, we're just concerned. That's all. It's like the saying goes. You either die a hero...

Boomer: Or live long enough to see yourself become a villain.

Nico: That's going a bit too far on that one. But J.D. would never do that to any of us.

Me: Yeah. You all are like family to me.

Eli: Yeah!

Brawlrus: Oh yeah? Why don't you look Nico in the eye and say that?

Nico: BRAWLRUS! That's enough! J.D. means it and he is right. He would never do that.

Brawlrus: (Whimpers)

Nico: Look, the last thing we want is for everyone to start getting paranoid and turning against each other especially when the battle with 2012 Shredder is 2 days from now. So no one is sacrificing anyone.

Me: That's right. I made this team and I lead it to become a great and awesome force and Nico has shown tremendously great leadership qualities for the position last year.

Eli: So like it or not we're all in this together. So deal with it!

Abomination: You're right, J.D. And we're sorry. But we just want to make sure you don't lose it on the fateful day.

Me: Apology accepted.

Nico: Good. Now lets get to that restaurant.

Sam Witwicky: By the way, you probably were told about Dylan Gould, right?

Nico: About how he's a fucking traitor? Yes.

Me: Why do you ask?

Sam Witwicky: Well, if he does show up on April 28 alongside Megatron and Starscream, let me be the one to kill him.

Me: Understood.

RD Clyde: Didn't you already kill him once?

Sam Witwicky: I've got a personal grudge against him. He sold out his own species to the Decepticons to become slaves, turned me unwillingly into a spy against the Autobots, held Carly hostage, ordered Soundwave to attempt an execution on Bumblebee, and even after all that, still continued to assist the Decepticon's plan to bring Cybertron to Earth.

Nico: That's like what happened to me against the Sullen 6!

Me: I remember that! That centipede like robot!

Eli: We still have that in our lab.

Laney: Yeah!

Nico: Oh I wish I could forget that.

Magma: You know there won't be a control pillar to knock him into this time, right?

Sam Witwicky: I'll think of something?

Nico: Great.

Eli: Guys can we get going now to the restaurant?

Nico: Right we better get moving. Lets go.

Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes glowed even more, as he sensed a dark signal moving fast, and he saw a vision of who the dark energy signal belonged to, it was Angelus, the sadistic and brutal vampire from 18th century Ireland, and he's heading for us, mainly towards Buffy Summers. When we saw that, it definitely meant trouble.

Nico: Uh oh, I know those glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, does this mean the next douchebag from Buffy's past is heading for us?

Lincoln: That's right, Nico, it's Angelus.

Tachibana Satomi: Which means, later on, we're about to have our fight against the most brutal and sadistic vampire from 18th century Ireland.

Suddenly, we heard the doorbell ring.

Buffy Summers: Alright, they're here.

Buffy Summers went to the elevator, and we followed her, and then, as the elevator doors open, we were greeted by Buffy's friends, who've formed the Scooby Gang, Rupert Giles, Willow Rosenberg, Alexander Harris, Daniel Osbourne, Faith Lehane, Anya Jenkins, the vampire, Spike, Riley Finn, Tara Maclay, Dawn Summers, and Andrew Wells, along with the members of the paranormal investigation group from Los Angeles, The Angel Investigations, Angel, Cordelia Chase, Allen Francis Doyle, Wesley Wyndam-Pryce, Charles Gunn, Winifred "Fred" Burkle, Krevlornswath "Lorne" of the Deathwok Clan, Kate Lockley, Lindsey McDonald, Anne Steele, Groosalugg, Gwen Raiden, Angel's son, Connor, Lilah Morgan, Harmony Kendall, Illyria, Nina Ash, and Betta George.

Me: Whoa!

Nico: Whoa is right, that's a lot of people.

Buffy Summers: That's correct, and they know about Angelus. Let me introduce you, these are my friends from Sunnydale, Rupert Giles, Willow Rosenberg, Alexander Harris, Daniel Osbourne, Faith Lehane, Anya Jenkins, the vampire, Spike, Riley Finn, Tara Maclay, Dawn Summers, and Andrew Wells, and we formed the group, The Scooby Gang, in order to battle the supernatural forces of evil, and assist me in my duties as the Slayer in Sunnydale. And the second group you see before you is The Angel Investigations Paranormal Investigation group, Angel, Cordelia Chase, Allen Francis Doyle, Wesley Wyndam-Pryce, Charles Gunn, Winifred "Fred" Burkle, Krevlornswath "Lorne" of the Deathwok Clan, Kate Lockley, Lindsey McDonald, Anne Steele, Groosalugg, Gwen Raiden, Angel's son, Connor, Lilah Morgan, Harmony Kendall, Illyria, Nina Ash, and Betta George.

Me: Wait, I remember the Angel Investigations group all too well, they've fought against the forces of the supernatural world in Los Angeles, and they were asked by the citizens for help when it comes to the supernatural. I remembered helping them in some of their cases long ago.

Lincoln: That's awesome, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.

Willow Rosenberg: You too, Lincoln. When Buffy told us that The Master, Dracula, Angelus, Warren Mears, and The Beast came back, we were horrified. We thought we were rid of them for good, but it looks like they refuse to stay dead.

Cordelia Chase: But, so far, The Master and Dracula have been destroyed, and now, Angelus is on the move to attack.

Me: That's right.

Lincoln: And Buffy, you said that you also wanted to tell us more about Angelus, right?

Buffy Summers: That's right, Lincoln. But, I think you should hear it from Angel himself.

Angel: Buffy's right, and before any of you guys ask, Angelus was separated from me, thanks to a Dark Orb, but I don't know who did that.

Lincoln: We'll find out about who did that later, Angel. Why don't you tell us about your evil self?

Angel: Thank you, Lincoln.

Angel proceeded to tell us about Angelus, his evil vampire self, and as expected, we were in for a shock.


Angelus
Angelus is the original form of Angel and the main antagonist of the Buffyverse, acting as the overarching antagonist of Buffy the Vampire Slayer and the main antagonist of Angel. He was an Irish vampire and known to be one of the most sadistic and brutal creatures to exist. However, after having a Romanian curse placed on him, he was turned into Angel as retribution for over a century of tyranny as a soulless vampire, whenever Angel experiences true happiness, he loses his soul, thus reverting back to his original form. He is the archenemy of Buffy Summers.

As with his good counterpart, he was portrayed by David Boreanaz, who also portrayed Luc Crash in The Crow: Wicked Prayer and Jeremy Melton in Valentine.

Roles
Angelus is first mentioned in Season 1 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer before debuting as the main antagonist of Season 2 and is a flashback antagonist throughout the rest of the series. He returns in Angel as a minor antagonist in Season 1, the overarching antagonist of both Season 2 and Season 3 and one of the two main antagonists (alongside Jasmine) in Season 4.

Biography
Early life
Before becoming the vicious vampire Angelus, he was a human by the name of Liam, born in Galway, Ireland in 1727. His father was a linen and silk merchant of some wealth. One day, at the age of 26, after a night of his usual drunken debauchery, Liam got into a fight with his father, who declared that he was wasting his life and slapped him. Liam responded that he was what his father had made him, and left their household in a rage, his father doing little to stop him, despite his obvious grief at his son's harsh words. After a tavern brawl, he was kicked out, and followed the woman - the vampire, Darla - into an alleyway. She promised to fulfil his dreams, and show him a whole new world, and sired him, turning him into a vampire.

Liam and Darla went about killing people in his home town, until finally, Liam decided to move on, but not before killing his entire family. He took the name "Angelus", seemingly inspired by the fact that his little sister believed him to have returned to her as an angel, shortly before he killed her.

Angelus and Darla traveled the world for decades, wreaking havoc wherever they went, and creating a reputation as the most vicious and dangerous vampires in the world. Angelus had a gift for torture, both mental and physical, and enjoyed nothing more than using his dark talents to create works of "art", in the form of brutal murders and tortures.

21 years later in May 1764, Angelus and Darla killed the wife and son of Daniel Holtz, and turned his young daughter into a vampire, forcing him to kill her. Holtz then devoted himself to capturing them, and chased them across Europe. He managed to kill almost 400 other vampires in the process.

96 years later in 1860, a young woman by the name of Drusilla caught Angelus' eye. Pure, chaste and virgin, she possessed the "sight", an ability to see the future. Angelus became obsessed with her, and began torturing her by killing her loved ones in an attempt to drive her insane. She fled to a convent, and on the day she was to take her vows and become a nun, Angelus massacred the coven, killing everyone but her. He proceeded to have sex with Darla on top of her, which finally shattered what remained of Drusilla's sanity, driving her completely and utterly insane. Angelus then sired her, turning her into a vampire, so that his "masterpiece" would live on for eternity.

The two were now three, and would be for another twenty years, until in 1880, Drusilla desired a companion of her own. She took the mild-mannered and lovesick poet, William, who took the nom-de-guere "Spike" and turned him into a vampire, a new addition to their little "family". Spike and Angelus had a complicated relationship, with William both greatly admiring and resenting Angelus for his charisma and leadership, and especially resenting the fact that Angelus would regularly sleep with Drusilla. The four became known as the "Whirlwind", the bloodiest vampires in history, Angelus chief among them.

The Gypsy Curse
38 years later in 1898, Angelus and the Whirlwind murdered the most beloved daughter of a tribe of gypsies. In revenge, the gypsies cursed Angelus by restoring to him his human soul, making him feel guilt for all the people he had slaughtered and the atrocities he had committed in the last 170 years, a curse that could only be broken by one moment of pure happiness. After realizing what had happened to him, Darla violently rejected him, disgusted by his new humanity. Angelus lived on his own for a while, unable to kill and feed on the innocent as he had, he turned to killing other murderers and wrong-doers, while searching for Darla. He found her in China during the Boxer Rebellion in 1900. He tried to convince her that he could still live as they had in the past, but Darla had her doubts. She grew enraged at the fact that he protected innocents from her and would only feed on murderers, rapists and animals, and confronted him with an ultimatum; to kill and feed on a baby whose parents Darla had killed, or to leave them forever. Angelus couldn't, and saved the baby before fleeing.

Life With a Soul
In the next 90 or so years, Angelus lived a solitary life, trying to keep to himself in order to avoid the urge to feed on humans. He moved to America and took the name "Angel". Angel maintained some limited contact with humanity, but after finding himself unable to resist feeding on a dying store clerk in the '70's, he exiled himself to a life of homelessness, living on the streets and drinking the blood of rats.

He was sought out in the 1990s by the demon Whistler, who persuaded him to fight against the evil that he had once embodied in an effort to redeem himself. He pointed Angel towards the newly-activated Slayer, Buffy Summers. Angel resolved to help her in any way possible. He followed her to Sunnydale, and made his identity known to her. The two quickly began to develop romantic feelings for each other. During this time, he met Darla once again, who had come to Sunnydale to serve the Master, her own sire, who was magically trapped underneath Sunnydale. Darla attempted to turn Angel against the Slayer, and to bring him back to their side, but she failed, and Angel killed her.

Buffy and Angel's relationship would grow complicated once again with the arrival of Spike and Drusilla in Sunnydale. Spike was initially oblivious to Angel's condition, and sought him out. Meanwhile, Angel sought out Drusilla and told her to leave town. Spike would soon find out where Angel's true allegiances lay, and instead decided to use him in a ritual to rejuvenate the sick and weakened Drusilla. Angel was captured, and Drusilla tortured him as he had once tortured her. Spike planned to sacrifice Angel in a ritual to restore Drusilla to health, but Buffy managed to intervene, saving Angel's life and temporarily crippling Spike, but not before Drusilla was restored to full health. Spike and Drusilla planned to unleash a demon named "the Judge", who would kill all non-demonic life on Earth. Meanwhile, Angel and Buffy finally had sex after a heated battle. This would serve as Angel's moment of pure happiness, breaking the gypsy curse and removing his soul.

Soulless Once Again
Unleashed once again, Angelus joined Spike and Drusilla in their plot to unleash the Judge. Buffy managed to stop them however, and Angelus resolved to completely and utterly destroy her, having a personal vendetta against her for making him love her. He began to torture her and her friends by threatening their loved ones, and taking away things they loved-such as making necklace out of Willow's fish he killed. He learned of a plot by a the gypsy woman Jenny Calendar, who had been sent by the Kalderash to ensure Angelus kept his soul. She attempted to ensoul him again, but Angelus found out, and brutally murdered her.

Angelus began to form a plan to unleash Hell on Earth, but meanwhile, Spike was growing increasingly resentful of Angelus for usurping his leadership of the gang, annoyed that he would not kill the Slayer, and jealous that he had resumed his sexual relationship with Drusilla, all while Spike was still crippled by his injuries. Angelus got all the necessary components to open a gate to Hell, but Spike and Buffy teamed up in order to stop him. Meanwhile, Buffy's friend Willow began an incantation to restore Angelus' soul. She was successful, but not before Angelus managed to open the gate. Requiring his death to close it, Buffy ran him through with a sword, and kicked him through the portal.

Angel would return from the hell dimension, his soul once again restored, and would continue to fight for good to redeem himself. However, his true nature would never be far, always whispering in his ear, and occasionally emerging on the rare occasions when Angel lost his soul. When Angel moved to Los Angeles, he once met a woman named Rebecca Lowell, an actress who wanted to be eternally young. She snuck a drug that simulates bliss into Angel's drink, suppressing his soul and causing him to try to torture and kill her. Although Angelus was knocked out and reverted to Angel without causing casualties this time, years later in 2003, a very powerful demon known only as the Beast arrived and began an attempt to bring forth an apocalypse. Angel had to strip himself of his soul and revert to his evil alter ego in order to defeat it, after "Cordelia" had a vision of Angelus facing the Beast in the past which Angel did not recall. As Angelus, he lures Faith to the Beast, only to betray and kill him, not knowing it would bring back the sun. Angelus was eventually recaptured and re-ensouled after a battle with Faith. He has never been featured in the series again.

Legacy
Spike after his disastrous encounter with a psychotic vampire slayer, Dana, called her a monster. He likened her to himself and Angelus. After Angel called her a victim, Spike stated "So were we, once upon a time." During the time when Los Angeles was pulled into Hell by The Senior Partners of Wolfram & Hart after Angel betrayed them, he would find himself in conflict with a newly sired Charles Gunn. When Gunn once turned his back on Angel, Angel knew that had Angelus saw Angel commit this betrayal, that he would be proud of him. This disgusted him and though later it proved to be ill-advised, he didn't go through with killing Gunn.

Personality
As Angelus, Angel is devoid of all human emotion, save perhaps the perverse pleasure he receives from his acts of cruelty. He is also a ruthless killing. It's believed that he's more evil than any other vampire in history, with his grandsire The Master even being taken aback by how incredibly brutal he was. He was also incredibly petty, obsessive, sadistic and devoid of any care for the lives he ruins. He would also go to extreme lengths to torment his victims as much as possible, most infamously this happened with Drusilla who he drove to absolute insanity before siring her, and he later attempted to replicate this with Buffy.


When Angel was done, we were really shocked. Now, we know even more about Angelus.

Nico: Whoa, this is serious. So, when you murdered the daughter of a tribe of Romanian Gypsies in 1898, the Gypsies put a curse on you restoring your human soul, making you feel guilt for all of the people you slaughtered and the atrocities you committed in the last 170 years.

Angel (Angel): That's correct, Nico. But, there's also a loophole to the Gypsies' Curse: if I experience one moment of pure happiness, the curse will be broken, and I'll return to being Angelus. And for the past 90 years, I decided to seek redemption by helping out others, but that wouldn't be easy, for I knew that if I were to experience one moment of pure happiness, the curse will lift, and the soulless Angelus will return. But, now that Angelus has been separated from me, the curse has been broken, and I still retain the powers of the vampires.

Lincoln: That's unexpected, but, we still have to get rid of Angelus for good, Angel, or he'll be coming after us.

Spike (Angel): And there's only one person he's definitely going to come after: Buffy. His goals are really simple: kill for his own amusement, send the world into a Hell dimension, keep himself from being ensouled, and most important of all, psychologically break Buffy Summers and kill her friends.

Me: (Gasps) He's a fucking sadistic bastard.

Nico: He's sick, twisted, and sadistic to the extreme, and he calls killing "art". That's it, he's getting a one-way trip to Hell for good.

Lincoln: And that's exactly where he's going, Nico, straight to Hell for good. He's caused 300 years of pain and suffering when Darla sired him, and so many were butchered, there's no telling how many he's killed. But, first, I've got to do something.

Lincoln used his Dark Side Eternal Purification technique, and he severed the psychic link that Angel has with Angelus, but he also stripped Angelus of his vampire powers, and gave them to Angel, which he made his own. When Lincoln was done, Angel had a slight headache.

Angel (Angel): (Groans) What was that?

Luna Loud: That was Lincoln's technique, Dark Side Eternal Purification, he used it to sever the link that we still had with our Dark Sides, and he used it to sever the link that you still had with Angelus.

Lincoln: But, I did more than that, Luna: I also stripped Angelus of his vampire powers, and I gave them to Angel, which he's now made his own, with a few new added upgrades.

Suddenly, Angel felt a sharp pain on his back, and then, massive black angel wings sprouted out from his back.

Me: Whoa.

Nico: Black angel wings for a Champion of the Night, awesome. Which means that when we kill Angelus, we won't kill Angel, right?

Lincoln: That's right, Nico. And it's because of the curse that the Romanian Gypsies was put on him over a century ago, Angel's wanted to redeem himself for the 300 years of pain and suffering that he'd caused, and we can't just let him die. But, Angelus is going to be the one to die.

Nico: Awesome. Alright, everyone, let's go.

We headed out to the Eggscellent Restaurant, and then, after our mission, Tachibana Satomi and Lincoln are going to face off against the evil 18th century Irish vampire, Angelus, and they're going to make sure Angelus will never return to torment mankind and antagonize Buffy ever again.

We then arrived.

Smithers: Here we are.

Slinkman: What a nice restaurant.

Me: It sure is and the cool part is it's right across the street from the Gotham Royal York National Space Museum and Planetarium.

Nico: Awesome and you know how much Twilight loves going to that place.

Twilight Sparkle: It sure is amazing.

We then went into the restaurant.

Me: Wow nice place.

Nico: Good thing we did the entrance earlier. It would not be a good thing to damage a great place.

Eggscellent Manager: Welcome Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Me: Glad to be here good sir.

Dark Laser: Our friend will be having the Eggscellent Omelette.

Man: I think you should order something-

Flipsy cut him off by growling at him

Nico: He is getting that Eggcellent Omelette sir.

Me: I have been training for this.

Man: Okay it's your funeral.

Me: I'm immortal. Nothing can kill me.

Nico: This will be fun.

Me: Nico this is for you. (Snaps Fingers)

I snapped my fingers and gave Nico a Kiramager Morpher and his own Kiramai Sword!

Nico: Whoa! I'm the Purple Kiramager!? SWEET!

Eli: This will be awesome to see.

Nico: Yep.

I sat down and I got the omelette and the fruit bowl.

Me: Boy it sure looks delicious.

Waiter: Thank you.

I got to eating.

I proceed doing the challenge. The waiter looks at me surprised that I know the strategy to winning the challenge.

Waiter: No, don't (walking back to me but Benson pushes him back)

Benson: Eh. (Muscle Man, High Five Ghost and Skips and everyone are behind Benson) Let him finish.

(The waiter whistles and the restaurant staff come in and stand behind the waiter)

Waiter: Step aside.

Muscle Man: Why don't you make us bro?

Nico: You even touch J.D. (Cracks Knuckles) And I will snap your neck!

Youngblood: Go ahead and eat, J.D. We'll cover you!

I nodded and continued eating.

Waiter: You'd all defend J.D.? You said it yourselves that he'd sacrifice you against 2012 Shredder!

Robo Roxy: (smirks) After that talk earlier, we now know there's a 99% percent chance he won't sacrifice us anytime soon. Too bad you won't get to see what happens then! Tronics!

She summoned a bunch of Tronics.

Nico: Skinner we need some Saloon Bar Brawl music.

He played on the piano some Saloon Bar Music. (SEASON 22 EPISODE 10)

Everyone got into a deadly fight with the staff of the restaurant like it was from a Western Saloon brawl and they were really going at them.

Waiter: You will stop eating now!

I flipped the bird at him as I was eating.

Bender: You will not touch him egg boy!

Waiter: Step aside tin can!

Bender: Bite my shiny metal ass!

POW!

Bender punched him in the crotch!

Laura Powers: Hey waiter do you know someone named Ivana Tinkle?

Waiter: Ivana Tinkle?

Nico and everyone minus me laughed.

Laura Tower: Bathroom is over there!

Eli: Do you also know someone named Ima Drew P. Weiner?

Waiter: I'ma Drew P. Weiner?

Nico: Then go get a sex change why don't ya!

Everyone laughed.

Nico punched him in the face and knocked him down.

One of the staff tried punching Gantu but he hurt his hand.

Gantu: (sarcastically) Ow. That hurt.

Staff Man: WHAT ARE YOU!?

Gantu: Someone you don't want to mess with!

KROW!

He kicked him in the crotch and smashed his entire pelvis into dust!

Donkey Kong: HERE COMES DONKEY KONG!

He pulled out his Coconut Shooter and fired a bunch of coconuts and they hit a bunch of Restaurant Staff.

BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK!

Patrick: DAHAHAHAHA! THOSE GUYS GOT HIT IN THEIR HEADS WITH A BUNCH OF COCONUTS!

Nico took out an onion.

Nico: Suck on this morning breath! (EATS ONION) (BURPS)

He belched in the restaurant staff's faces and they broke down crying from the onion fumed breath.

Ikkatosh blasted and smashed the waiters all over.

Stewie and Brian were eating.

Maria: (to Stewie and Brian) Are you two seriously eating right now?!

Brian: C'mon, me and Stewie are hungry too.

Stewie: You've gotta try this orange juice. It's so good!

Nico: Oh let them eat Maria. (Punches a staff member) Besides they were hungry as well.

I was already a quarter of the way done with the omelette at 5 minutes in. It was delicious.

Maria: You're right. Maria blasted a staff member with water.

Me: (GULPS) Nico! Summon any team to help you.

I gave Nico the Zenkai Cannon.

Nico: Thanks. Keep eating.

I resumed eating.

Nico: Okay. Lets see. I know! (TURNS DIAL) BOOMING MACHINE POWER!

Nico summoned the Pink Turboranger, Green Carranger, Black Boukenger, Blue Go-Onger, and the Silver Kiramager!

Whiger: Now to show you what would happen if I joined the Jungle Fury rangers. JUNGLE BEAST! SPIRIT UNLEASHED!

He turned into a New Jungle Fury Ranger!

Whiger: With the spirit of the White Tiger! JUNGLE FURY PLATINUM RANGER!

Nico: WHOA! That is awesome! Whiger you look awesome as a Jungle Fury Ranger.

Eli: You would have been a perfect 6th ranger for the team.

Whiger: Thanks guys. The Snow Tiger would have been a perfect spirit for me too.

Nico: Yes it would.

Whiger slashed and pounced on many Staff Members.

Gia: J.D.'s finishing the omelette. And you guys are having knuckles sandwiches!

Nico: Lets make it Kiramager style! KIRAMAI CHANGE!

Nico transformed into the new PURPLE KIRAMAIGER!

Nico: THE GLISTENING BRAWN! KIRAMAI PURPLE!

Eli: AWESOME! Nico you look great!

Nico: Wow! I sure do! Perfect for June 14th,

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! JEWEL MACHINE FORCE!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Kiramagers!

Nico: Awesome! It's like the team of Kiramagers joined us.

Emma Goodall: It sure feels that way.

Rothar: Vine Snare!

He grabbed the staff in vines and smashed them down.

Nico: AMETHYST BLADE DANCE!

Nico fired blades of purple energy from his sword and smashed the staff down.

Laney: YEAH!

I was 3 quarters done with the omelette.

Nico then saw 3 blasts of energy hit the staff and smashed them down.

The Silver Kiramager gave Nico a thumbs up before disappearing.

Nico: That was weird.

I then finished the omelette and went to the fruit bowl and started eating it.

May: C'mon, J.D. You're nearly done!

I had 2 bites of fruit left and I ate them.

Me: DONE!

I was all finished!

Staff: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Me: That was so great! (BURPS)

William: Time to get your prizes, J.D.

And I got my I Am Eggscellent hat and it was cool.

Me: Awesome.

Nico: Nice hat.

Staff: YOU WRETCH! You weren't supposed to win!

Nico: Look it's over. He won fair and square.

Me: Yeah and you guys did a great job protecting me while I ate. I'm stuffed.

Nico: For a 12 Egg Omelette it was a walk in the park for you.

Me: If it was a mountain of Inferno Wings that would be tough.

Nico: Touche.

Manager: GRR! GET THEM!

They came at us.

But then a blast of ice hit the staff and frost them in blocks of ice. That's when Jack O Lantern, 10,000 Volt Ghost, Roxy Rocket, Gameface, Johnny 13, Deadwood, Oculous, Black Lance, Vulkanus and Black Knight Ghost came out.

Nico: Jack O Lantern, 10,000 Volt Ghost, Roxy Rocket, Gameface, Johnny 13, Deadwood, Oculous, Black Lance, Vulkanus and Black Knight Ghost.

Oculous: You guys have been busy.

Me: Yeah no kidding.

Jack O Lantern: Did you guys notice how the Silver Kiramager gave Nico a thumbs up bfeore vanishing?

10,000 Volt Ghost: (Electrified voice) You don't think the copies made by the Zenkaiger Cannon are starting to become self aware, do you?

Nico: Nah. Couldn't be.

Me: That was awesome though.

Roxy Rocket: Let's not worry about that right now.

Nico: Yeah.

Gameface: (to me) We heard you faced Graboids again.

Me: We sure did and they were awesome. But this was the Shriekers, their Infrared hunting spawn.

Johnny 13: I thought those fuckers were taken care of.

Nico: Thank goodness they were. But it was amazing seeing them.

Jack O Lantern: But also J.D. way to go on winning. All that training in eating those omelettes at Lynn's Table paid off.

Nico: It sure did.

?: Boy he sure was hungry.

A figure came out and it was Tokagale Nakushaku from episode 43 of LupinRanger VS PatRanger!


Tokagale Nakushaku was battling the Lupinrangers and they managed to tie him up to pole where Lupin Yellow gained access to his safe, only to find that it was empty due to Narizma Shibonz took his treasure for his scheme. When the Patrangers showed up to battle the Lupinrangers, Tokagale broke free from his restraints and escaped by running across the water.

That night, he appeared at an alley walking in disappointment until he comes across the Elastic Heart / La Coeur Elastique Lupin Collection and it was for him to keep which made him so excited that he'll cause more chaos the next day.

Later, he disguised as a human he was about to cause chaos with the Resilient Bomb equipped in his safe, but he was then stopped by the Lupinrangers. He was about to leave until Lupin Yellow revealed him even when he's disguised, so he was about to retreat again, but once again he got tied up by the Lupinrangers. However, due to the Elastic Heart / La Coeur Elastique equipped in his safe, he easily freed himself and dodges the Lupinrangers attack as he makes his escape.

He later appeared at the warehouse and thought it was Noel that gave him the treasure, but it turns out to be "Satoru Shinonome" where he escaped the onslaught from the Patranger, but now he has to battle Lupinranger once again. He used the treasure's ability again to dodge the energy blast, but this time with the equipped VictoryStriker, Super Lupin Red was able to predict where Tokagale is about to land and he easily shot Tokagale at the exact spot. After that, Lupin Blue holds Tokagale in place as Lupin Yellow gained access to Tokagale's safe and got the Resilient Bomb. After that he was then taken out by Patren2gou and Patren3gou.

However, he was enlarged by Goche Ru Medou only for him to be taken out by Victory Lupin Kaiser's GoodStriker: Blow 'Em Away Magnum.


Nico: Tokagale Nakushaku!

Tokagale Nakushaku: That's right.

Kairi Yano: Been a while.

Tokagale Nakushaku: Yes it has.

Me: I remember you! You were sent to cause chaos with a Resilient Bomb and the LupinRangers stopped you twice. Wow!

Tokagale Nakushaku: Yep. Good memory.

Me: Never missed an episode.

Luffy: I really liked how your Collection Piece made your body turn to rubber like mine!

Tokagale Nakushaku: Thanks! Too bad I don't have it anymore. Or that you guys can't use it and the other non modified Collection Pieces.

Me: That would be cool if the Collection Pieces did that for us. Darn shame though.

Nico: Yeah.

We got the usual battles underway.


Green Arrow, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Horri Bull and Hotlink VS Jack O Lantern - Nico's rescue


Jack O Lantern was first.

Jack O Lantern: (to Green Arrow) I'm glad Nico got to kill Graboids on his rescue. But I hope this is the last we'll see of them.

Green Arrow: Don't worry it is. This was a rescue in the Simulator and it was interesting to see.

Rainbow Dash: That was so awesome to see though.

Scootaloo: It sure was scary too.

Whirlwind: Yeah no kidding. The Shriekers were hunting by heat in this one.

Hotlink: They were scary though.

Jack O Lantern: Wow that is amazing. They have Infrared vision.

Green Arrow: They sure do. Just like how snakes strike with heat.

Jack O Lantern: So anything with a heat signature is food to them. Lets do it!

They fired waves of arrows, lightning, wind and rainbows and smashed him down.

Green Arrow: OH YEAH!

Rainbow Dash: That was AWESOME!


Ax of the Andalites, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Constantine (Robotboy) and Viceroy (Randy Cunningham) VS The 10,000 Volt Ghost - Lincoln's rescue


The 10,000 Volt Ghost was next.

10,000 Volt Ghost: (to Ax) I heard Lincoln's rescue was in Daffy Duck: The Marvin Missions. How was it?

Ax: It was amazing! But we were on the planet Magma and we were sweating like pigs in that one.

Rarity: Oh indeed we were darlings and that world was like a sauna but without the water and steam.

Sweetie Belle: Yeah it was only lava and we were there to rescue a bunch of Politicians kidnapped by Marvin the Martian.

Gill Grunt: Yeah that was awful. But at least we stopped Marvin.

Constantine: It was great though.

10,000 Volt Ghost: It sure was. I'm glad you all took down Marvin. Lets do it!

They fired waves of lightning, jewels, water and ice and smashed him down.

Ax: That was fun!

Rarity: Rapture Darline that was grand!


Danny Phantom, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Crankcase and Ruckus VS Roxanne Sutton A.K.A. Roxy Rocket - Meeting the Rest of the Legendary Planet Duel Monster Gene-Slammers


Roxy Rocket was next.

Roxy Rocket: (to Danny) I heard you guys met the rest of the Legendary Planet Duel Monster Gene-Slammers. What are their names?

Danny Phantom: You would like them and they are
Erica Gillette the Tripper Mercury Gene-Slammer
Varya Halinorova the Splendid Venus Gene-Slammer
Rachel Jacobs the Elemental HERO Terra Firma Gene-Slammer
Valerie Apollo the Blazing Mars Gene-Slammer
Jessica Florrence The Grand Jupiter Gene-Slammer
Caitlyn Togero the Big Saturn Gene-Slammer
Nikolette Furya the Despair Uranus Gene-Slammer
Hailey Nicos the Tyrant Neptune Gene-Slammer
And Katie Ferrari The Suppression Pluto Gene-Slammer.

Roxy Rocket: Wow! They are gene-slammers for each of the 9 planets. I hope one day we meet gene-slammers for each of the Agents of the Planets too.

Starlight Glimmer: That would be really cool. The Agents of The Planets would be awesome.

Cozy Glow: It sure would and we found out another revelation about Flip.

Roxy Rocket: What is it this time?

Cozy Glow: It's not good. Erica, Varya, Rachel, Valerie, Jessica, Caitlyn, Nikolette, Hailey, and Katie were asked by the Royal Woods Police Department to find out what Flip was up to, and this happened long after his plot to kidnap the Louds and send them to die on Skull Island was foiled. They agreed to the task, and the girls were getting sick and tired of Flip and his scams to get money, and they were also more than willing to put that ugly, fat, mutant tub of lard in his place. They infiltrated Flip's Food and Fuel, and they hid in the shadows. Then, they found that miserable fat tub of lard in his hidden room, and what they recorded and found out was too shocking for words: they found out that Flip had hired hitmen to kill Lincoln and his family, along with Lincoln's friends, The Santiagos, The Casagrandes, and J.D. for ruining his plans, and he intended to profit from your deaths. The girls were so horrified, and they wanted to rip his jumbled organs out of his corpse, and shove them right up his three-cheeked butt. But, they relented, instead, they sent all of the information to the Royal Woods Police Department, and when the cops arrived, they busted down the door, and they arrested the hitmen that Flip hired, and before they could move in to arrest Flip, that tub of lard ran for his life.

Roxy Rocket: WHOA! Man he really has it out for them huh?

Hex: Yeah because the Louds, Santiagos, Casagrandes and J.D. have all been nasty thorns in his side for years.

Crankcase: Boy that guy sure has one helluva grudge.

Roxy Rocket: No kidding! Thank goodness we're humiliating him all over. Lets do it!

They fired waves of stars, lightning, bones and magic and energy and smashed her down.

Danny Phantom: ALL RIGHT!

Starlight Glimmer: That was amazing!


Margo (Loud House), Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Rotwood and Brad Morton VS Gameface - Starlight Glimmer's final Ambassador Mission


Gameface was next.

Gameface: (to Margo) I heard Starlight had her final Ambassador Mission. Who did she meet this time?

Margo: She met Roadbuster and Topspin. They are Wreckers like Leadfoot. Roadbuster and Topspin are both race cars too. Roadbuster is Dale Earnhardt Jr.'s car and Topspin is Jimmie Johnson's car. Roadbuster has a Scottish Accent and he gets along great with Metroplex of Gigantion.

Sunset Shimmer: Yeah he sure does and you should see them too. They are both fast and awesome.

Pipsqueak: (British Accent) They sure are cool.

Sunburn: I agree too. Now we have all the Live Action Wreckers with us. That is so cool.

Brad Morton: Yeah they are cool and awesome.

Gameface: Yeah that is so cool. Lets do it!

They fired waves of lightning and fire and smashed him down.

Margo: RIGHT ON!

Sunset Shimmer: That was great!


Ghost Rider, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Brawlrus and Mab Lobs VS Johnny 13 - I was really hungry and I earned that hat


Johnny 13 was next.

Johnny 13: (to Ghost Rider) Damn, J.D. was really hungry! He definitely earned that hat.

Ghost Rider: He was training for this whole thing. And it was amazing.

Princess Luna: Eating all those eggs at Lynn's Table was really fruitful for him.

Moondust: He ate 24 egg omelettes covered in chili, cheese and bacon and had biscuits and fruit bowls every day this week to train for this.

Johnny 13: Wow! That is a lot of eggs and protein for one guy.

Snowdrop: It sure is. Lynn and Lightning can eat that many eggs raw.

Gari: They sure can.

Blackout: Yep and it was awesome.

Mab Lobs: And it all really paid off for him.

Johnny 13: It sure did. Lets do it!

Johnny and Ghost Rider got on their motorcycles.

(GHOST RIDERS IN THE SKY BY SPIDERBAIT PLAYS)

Ghost Rider: Lets ride!

He transformed and they rode off and Ghost Rider was chasing him and so was the group and they fired waves of fire and darkness at Johnny and smashed him down.

Ghost Rider: ROADKILL!

Princess Luna: A true Victory of the Night!


Tommy Himi, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Sunny Starscout, Magic Skylanders, RD Girl Jordan and RD Clyde VS Oculous - No idea Rigby was allergic to eggs


Oculous was next.

Oculous: (to Tommy) I had no idea Rigby was allergic to eggs. No wonder he was in a coma the first time.

Tommy Himi: That explains why we never see him eating eggs when we have breakfast.

Twilight Sparkle: He sure has a nasty allergy to them.

Starshine Sparkle: Yeah no kidding. Poor guy.

Sunny Starscout: He sure didn't expect that though.

Spyro: But at least Mordecai and now J.D. completed the challenges.

RD Girl Jordan: Yeah that is awesome.

Oculous: Wow! That is great though. Lets do it!

They fired waves of magic and ice and smashed him down.

Tommy: OH YEAH!

Twilight Sparkle: That was amazing!


Jimmy, Pinkie Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Slinkman and Smithers VS Black Lance (Mystic Force) - Reuniting Billy Batson with his mom


Black Lance was next.

Black Lance: (to Jimmy) You guys did a nice thing reuniting Billy with his mom. He's earned it!

Jimmy: Not to brag but Billy earned it too after everything that happened to him.

Pinkie Pie: He sure did and we're happy for him.

Featherweight: He sure did and that is cool.

Sprocket: Yeah it sure is awesome.

Slinkman: I agree too.

Black Lance: And I agree there too. Lets do it!

They fired waves of metal, gears, lightning and energy and smashed him down.

Jimmy: That was fun!

Pinkie Pie: BEST USUAL BATTLE EVER!


Johnny 2x4, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Life Skylanders, Youngblood, and Family Guy Penelope VS Deadwood - Nico did great as the Purple Kiramager


Deadwood was next.

Deadwood: (to Jonny) Nico did great as the Purple Kiramager. And we're not even at the Ambassador missions involving the Kiramagers yet.

Jonny 2X4: No we sure aren't and that was so amazing that Nico and J.D. are the purple and orange Kiramagers too.

Fluttershy: It sure was and I can't wait to meet the Kiramagers too.

Deadwood: Me too and who has the Kiramagers for their Ambassador Missions?

Tornado Bolt: Rarity does and they are more right up her ally because of her use of jewels in her fashions.

Stealth Elf: That does make sense and we're gonna be excited to see this one.

Youngblood: We sure are and we're gonna look forward to this one.

Deadwood: What date do you guys have set for meeting the Kiramagers?

Fluttershy: We're projecting June 14th.

Deadwood: A little over 3 months from now. I'm looking forward to this one too. Lets do it!

They fired waves of leaves, grass, flowers and energy and smashed him down.

Jonny 2X4: RIGHT ON!

Fluttershy: That was fun.


Shanan, Princess Celestia, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Gantu and Panda King VS Vulkanus - Those Restaurant Staff were going to make sure I didn't finish


Vulkanus was next.

Vulkanus: (to Shanan) Those restaurant staff were going to make sure J.D. didn't finish. (laughs) Too bad you guys didn't let them!

Shanan: They totally underestimated our power and they underestimated the size of dad's stomach.

They laughed.

Princess Celestia: That was funny. But yeah it sure is.

Amber Morning: I don't think I can eat that many eggs in one sitting though.

Spotlight: Me neither but J.D. can.

Panda King: Indeed.

Vulkanus: That was cool though. Lets do it!

They fired waves of light and energy and smashed him down.

Shanan: OH YEAH!

Princess Celestia: That was so awesome!


Red She-Hulk, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Rothar and Dardemus VS Black Knight Ghost - Mordecai and me now have won the Eggscellent Challenge


Black Knight Ghost was next.

Black Knight Ghost: (to Red She Hulk) Mordecai and J.D. now have won the Eggscellent Challenge. But I don't think any one of us will attempt it next.

Red She-Hulk: Well Blob might. I think he could eat all that.

Black Knight Ghost: That is a possibility.

Applejack: Yeah and I could eat whole pies in one sitting.

Apple Bloom: Same with me.

Flashwing: That is true. Many of us do have huge appetites.

Rothar: Boy we sure do.

Black Knight Ghost: We all sure do. Lets do it!

They fired waves of earth, rock, crystal and apples and smashed him down.

Red She-Hulk: YEAH!

Applejack: YEEHAW! That was great!


LupinRangers, PatRangers, Megaforce Rangers, Nico, Eli, Laney, C.C., Nunnally, Lily and Lana VS Tokagale Nakushaku


Tokagale Nakushaku was next.

Nico: This is gonna be good.

LupinRangers: KAITOU CHANGE!

PatRangers: KEISOU CHANGE!

They transformed!

Kairi Yano: (SNAPS FINGERS) LUPIN RED!

Touma: (SNAPS FINGERS) LUPIN BLUE!

Umiko: (SNAPS FINGERS) LUPIN YELLOW!

LupinRangers: PHANTOM THIEVES OF JUSTICE! LUPINRANGERS!

Keiichiro: PAT1!

Sakuya: PAT2!

Tsukasa: PAT3!

PatRangers: INTERSTELLAR ENFORCERS OF PEACE! PATRANGER!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! LUPINRANGERS VS PATRANGER!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the LupinRangers and PatRangers too! Troy, Noah and Gia turned into the LupinRangers and Jake, Orion and Emma turned into the PatRangers.

Kairi Yano: Here's an advance notice: We're Taking your Treasure.

Keiichiro: By order of the GSPO: We're Taking you Down by Force!

Nico: And we're gonna kick your big ugly ass!

Eli: Yeah so get ready for a big time buttkicking!

They fired waves of elements and energy and smashed him all over the place.

Nico teleported and opened Tokagale Nakushaku's safe and in it was a bunch of rings called the Envoys of The Legendary Planets, they're rings with large colored gems with the astrological symbols of the planets on them embedded on gold rings. Once worn, they'll get a massive power and energy increase.

Nico teleported back with the rings.

LupinRangers: LUPIN STRIKE!

PatRangers: PATSTRIKE!

Nico: Fire!

They fired waves of elements and energy and the blasts all hit him and he exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!

He was dead and all that was left of him was his safe all burned and mangled.

Nico: YEAH! Tokagale Nakushaku you have failed this city!

Kairi Yano: With that we bid you one final adieu.

PatRangers: Mission accomplished!

Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.


Fiona Hernandez the Uria, Lord of Searing Flames Gene-Slammer, Himiko Toga, Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon, RD Lola and Misty Tredwell VS Kimberly Ann Hart the Pink Ranger Slayer


Pink Ranger Slayer was next.

Pink Ranger Slayer: Why would the people of this restaurant stop J.D. from winning?

Fiona Hernandez: I think I know. They didn't want it to be given for free after they finish it. It's like all they care about is money.

Himiko Toga: Amazing what people will do for their own greed.

Apple Bloom: Yeah no kidding. They only care about the almighty dollar.

Sweetie Belle: What a bunch of greedy peabrains!

Scootaloo: And numbskulled dirtbags!

Diamond Tiara: Almost as bad as what I feel.

Silver Spoon: Yeah no kidding.

Misty Tredwell: That is sick.

Pink Ranger Slayer: You're not kidding. Lets do it!

They fired waves of fire and magic and elements and smashed her down.

Fiona Hernandez: FIRE WINS!

Cutie Mark Crusaders: CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS VICTORY! YAY!


Marie Hernandez the Gene-Slammer of Hamon, Lord of Striking Thunder, Ibara Shiozaki, Frozen Fright, Thunder Terror, Magma Gloom, Toxic Horror, Louie PoisonSea, RD Lincoln and Elena VS Weddinmon


Weddinmon was next.

Weddinmon: J.D. really dominated that whole competition and ate that whole thing.

Marie Hernandez: You got that right. J.D. ate that whole omelette with no problem.

Ibara Shiozaki: He sure did and he prepared for it.

Frozen Fright: First Nico with the Inferno Wings and now J.D. with the Eggscellent Challenge.

Thunder Terror: Those dumb waiters are gonna think twice before messing with us.

Magma Gloom: Yeah they sure will.

Toxic Horror: Yep they sure will.

Louie PoisonSea: Yep.

Weddinmon: No one messes with you guys. What do you think May would do if they told her to stop?

Marie Hernandez: Probably the same thing J.D. did and not listen to them.

Weddinmon: Yep. Lets do it!

They fired waves of lightning and elements and smashed her down.

Marie Hernandez: LIGHTNING WINS!

Fearful 5: FEARFUL FIVE WINS!


Nicole Hernandez the Raviel, Lord of Phantasms Gene-Slammer, Star Swirl the Bearded, Rockhoof, Somnambula, Mistmane, Flash Magnus, Mage Meadowbrook, Gusty the Great, Clover the Clever, RD Lucy and Carly Atlas VS Marcel Bonaparte


Marcel was next.

Marcel: I have a feeling we're going to be in for a big battle coming up in 2 days.

Nicole Hernandez: I have that same feeling too and the world of the 2012 TMNT is gonna be a big and rough place.

Star Swirl: Yeah I have that same feeling myself and it's gonna be brutal.

Rockhoof: (Scottish Accent) Aye it sure will lads.

Somnambula: (Egyptian Accent) Yeah it sure will.

Mistmane: But we will be ready for it.

Flash Magnus: Absolutely.

Mage Meadowbrook: The 2012 Shredder will pay for his crimes big time.

Gusty: Yeah he sure will.

Clover: And it will be a deadly day for him.

Carly Atlas: Yeah it won't be pretty.

Marcel: Good and I hope he has a really painful death too. Lets do it!

They fired waves of darkness and energy and magic and smashed him down.

Nicole Hernandez: DARKNESS WINS!

Star Swirl: That was fun!


Natasha Hernandez the Red-Eyes Zombie Dragon Gene-Slammer, Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, Princess Cadance, Minuette, Twinkleshine, Lemon Hearts, Moondancer, Lyra Heartstrings, Sunset Shimmer, Twilight Sparkle, Brittney Knudson and Misty Tredwell VS Su Yung


Su Yung was next.

Su Yung: How did you become a vampire?

Natasha Hernandez: I was diagnosed with a deadly and fatal blood disease and the only cure for me was a Vampire Blood Transfusion and there was only one volunteer that saved me for it and that was Nyssa from the house of Overlord Eli Damaskinos in the Czech Republic. She is a pureblooded vampire and her blood saved my life. But in doing so she had me become a vampire. But I am in every way like Blade now.

Su Yung: That is amazing that a vampire saved your life from birth.

Natasha Hernandez: It was.

Princess Celestia: That is incredible.

Princess Luna: Wow it sure is. Vampire blood transfusion. I didn't even know that was possible.

Princess Cadance: Yeah it sure is amazing.

Minuette: That is scary though that you went through a disease like that.

Twinkleshine: Yeah that was amazing. We had no idea all that happened to you Natasha.

Lemon Hearts: That is really amazing and interesting though.

Moondancer: It sure is and Blade has been out there killing vampires for years.

Lyra Heartstrings: He sure has and that is awesome.

Sunset Shimmer: Those Vampires are all evil.

Twilight Sparkle: They deserved to be destroyed.

Brittney Knudson: Absolutely. They are a menace to all of our world and deserved to be wiped out.

Misty Tredwell: I agree on that.

Su Yung: Same here. Lets do it!

They fired waves of darkness and magic and smashed her down.

Natasha Hernandez: DARKNESS FALLS!

Princess Celestia: That was so awesome!


Catherine Iroh Lan Kai the Firebird Gene-Slammer, Sakura Avalon, Madison Taylor, Chelsea, Rita, Nikki, Kero and Li VS Admiral Zhao.


Admiral Zhao was next.

Admiral Zhao: What I don't understand is why J.D. wants to destroy the 2012 Shredder so badly?

Catherine Iroh: Well it's a really nasty story. He wants to destroy him that badly because he killed their version of Splinter. J.D. brought Splinter back and vowed that if he comes back on March 14th, he swore that he would use the Black Gates on him and make him pay for his crimes. EVERY SINGLE one of them all in blood.

Admiral Zhao: So he wants to avenge the turtles master and mentor and someone that they have loved for a long time.

Catherine Iroh: Exactly. What happened in that world to their version of Splinter was unforgivable.

Sakura Avalon: Yeah it was horrible.

Madison Taylor: What that version of the Shredder did was awful.

Chelsea: Yeah he deserves to be destroyed for everything he did.

Rita (Cardcaptors): I agree there completely.

Nikki: What that version of the Shredder did was awful.

Kero: But his crimes pale in comparison to that of Ch'Rell the Utrom Shredder. What he did destroyed millions of innocent people all over the galaxy.

Li: Yeah it was awful.

Admiral Zhao: I can tell that J.D. has had a terrible history with many versions of The Shredder and not the 1987 version.

Catherine Iroh: He sure has had a bad history with them. What they have done over the years shows that they are absolutely pure evil.

Admiral Zhao: Yeah no kidding. Lets do it!

Catherine did some stances and fired blasts of fire and the group fired waves of elements and smashed him down.


We regrouped and we were facing the waiters.

Nico: Now you blockheads will see what happens when you mess with us.

Thundercracker, Oceanus Shenron, Silverbolt and Zarya used the Earth and Autobot Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Thundercracker's Incendiary Gun, Silverbolt's Electrostatic Discharger Rifle and Oceanus Shenron and Zarya's 100-fold.

Thundercracker and Oceanus Shenron: IGNITING WHIRLWIND BLAST!

G1 Silverbolt and Zarya: LIGHTNING WOLF PACK BLAST!

Living Laser and Megan: STELLAR LASER BLAST!

Whiger and Dante Vale: TIGER SPIRIT BLAST!

Rowdyruff Boys and Lucca: INFERNO CHEMICAL BLAST!

Abomination and Ripster: SHARK MUTANT MEGABLAST!

Robo Roxy and Akiza: ROSE FLAME ULTRA BLAST!

Red Ghost and Zak: CRYPTID GORILLA MEGABAST!

Kangor and Randy: JAMAICAN NINJA SHOT!

Magma and Koji: VOLCANIC LIGHTNING THUNDERSTRIKE!

Dark Laser and Sabrina: MAGIC FORCE BURST!

Aqueduct and Raiden: LIGHTNING WATER BLAST!

Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Nico and Whiger: FIRESTORM OF FURY!

They fired waves of energy and elements.

Eli: Lets see you like these eggs!

Announcer: GIANT EGG MAGISWORD!

Eli fired a massive barrage of huge eggs.

Whiger, Mordecai, Rigby, Benson, Muscle Man, Skips, High Five Ghost, Nico, Me and Cleo Ulysses: EGGS Of FIERY FURY!

We fired a massive barrage of huge eggs made of fire.

Lincoln: TIME FOR BREAKFAST! BREAKFAST ELEMENT STYLE: ORANGE JUICE!

Hilda: (British Accent) BREAKFAST FIRE STYLE: QUICHE!

Jessica Shannon: BREAKFAST STING STYLE: PAIN AU CHOCOLAT!

Tatsumaki: BREAKFAST WIND STYLE: EGGS!

Yuna Kamihara: BREAKFAST WATER STYLE: RAISIN BREAD!

Nanami: BREAKFAST WATER STYLE: SHRIMP AND GRITS!

Toph: BREAKFAST EARTH STYLE: TOAST!

Julie Makimoto: BREAKFAST EARTH STYLE: WAFFLES!

Sari Sumdac: BREAKFAST LIGHTNING STYLE: YOGURT!

Entrapta: BREAKFAST LIGHTNING STYLE: PANCAKES!

Perfuma: BREAKFAST NATURE STYLE: OATMEAL!

Ajna: BREAKFAST NATURE STYLE: HOME FRIES!

Frosta: BREAKFAST ICE STYLE: GOETTA!

Mine (TLPS): BREAKFAST ICE STYLE: FACTURAS!

Makoto (Street Fighter): BREAKFAST LIGHT STYLE: FRIED EGGS!

Colette Brunel: BREAKFAST LIGHT STYLE: FRENCH TOAST!

Ibuki: BREAKFAST DARK STYLE: DONUTS!

Ryuko Matoi (TLPS): BREAKFAST DARK STYLE: BACON!

They fired waves of elements and they formed into said breakfast items.

Lincoln and his harem: BREAKFAST FINAL SMASH: BREAKFAST TIME BLAST!

They fired various breakfast items at the jerks and smashed them down.

(SIRENS WAIL)

Then the police busted in and went over to the waiters.

Officer: Don't move you clods. You are under arrest. Agent Lansing, Federal Food Challenge Bureau of Investigation. You are under arrest for violations of the rules of Food Challenges.

They were going to jail and they were loaded into cop cars and arrested.

Oculous: J.D., you definitely deserve that hat.

Me: Thanks. (BURPS) Pardon me. Man I'm stuffed.

Black Lance: My advice? Hang it in your room.

Nico: Yeah.

Deadwood: Along with the other trophies that you have.

Me: Oh I will.

Vulkanus: I wonder what other eating contests we can participate in.

Me: We'll have to find some later though.

Black Knight Ghost: Let's not go on any for a while.

Me: Good idea. I'm not going to eat for the rest of the day after that. But lets get this place cleaned up.

Nico: Good idea.

I snapped my fingers and everything was fixed.

?: I'm going to enjoy destroying all of you, and bathing in your blood!

Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting around Lincoln, Linka, TLPS Ms. Tarantula's, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the eight large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lucy, Lars, and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lola and Lexx Loud's and Steven Universe's legs, the eight large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the eight emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the eight large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the eight large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam, Lana, and Leif Loud's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Loud and Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Lori, TLPS Mr. Shark, Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni and Loni Loud's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Luan, TLPS Mr. Snake, and Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Laney and Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa and Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily and Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eight large white orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, especially when Buffy Summers, The Scooby Gang, and the Angel Investigations group heard that familiar voice.

Buffy Summers: Should've known I'd hear that voice again. You can come out now, Angelus.

A figure came out, and it was none other than the evil 18th Century Irish vampire, Angelus, the evil self of Angel.

Buffy Summers: Angelus. Of all the worst douchebags that had to come back from the dead, you're one of those I hoped never to see ever again.

Angelus: And now, I'm going to enjoy killing you and all of your friends before I finally unleash Hell on Earth.

Angelus tried to attack, but Tachibana Satomi fired a blast of ocean blue energy with water, and it hits Angelus, and because that was water he was hit with, it burned the evil vampire badly.

Tachibana Satomi: I've had it up to hear with you to last an eternity, you bloodthirsty sadist.

Suddenly, Tachibana Satomi's brown eyes turned neon brown, and she was surrounded by a ocean blue energy aura with ocean waves, sea animals, and phoenixes, she had unholstered her massive Defender of Silverman Gym sword from her back, and as she approached Angelus, she left ocean blue energy, ocean waves, sea animals, and phoenixes with every step.

Tachibana Satomi: Angelus, you've tormented the lives of the innocent for the last time, and I refuse to let you live for another second longer. You've taken far too many lives for own sick amusement for the last 300 years, and now, you have a 300-year date overdue with Death!

Suddenly, Tachibana Satomi was surrounded by a massive vortex of ocean blue energy with ocean waves and sea animals surrounding it, there's a phoenix flying around it, and in the vortex is a blue phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Tachibana Satomi emerged, but she was changed forever.

(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)

Tachibana Satomi grew to 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess and she has ocean blue highlights in the bangs of her short neck-length black hair, she has neon brown eyes and a ocean blue energy aura with ocean waves, sea animals, dumbbells, and phoenixes surrounding her, she has a phoenix with the Water Kanji in its claws emblazoned on her forehead, she has on phoenix earrings with ocean blue jewels for the eyes and the Water Kanji in its claws, and she also has a phoenix with ocean blue gems for the eyes and the Water Kanji in its claws for the second pendant of her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love along with the Thunderbird pendant with ocean blue gems on the gold lightning bolts and ocean blue crystals from her Crystal Necklace of The Buddha which merged with her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love. Tachibana Satomi has on a long sleeveless white trenchcoat with ocean waves, sea animals, dumbbells, and phoenixes on the coattails and right on the back is the symbol of Silverman Gym surrounding it with ocean waves, a light blue blouse and white shirt with a silver phoenix on it, white skirt with ocean waves on it, black gym shorts with ocean waves on them, white sneakers with water drops, and she has on a Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger. Suddenly, Tachibana Satomi felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive black angel wings with ocean blue tips on the large black feathers sprouted out of her back.

Suddenly, Tachibana Satomi's massive Defender of Silverman Gym was surrounded by a kaleidoscope of ocean blue energy, ocean waves, sea animals, dumbbells, and phoenixes, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Silverman Gym's Ocean Phoenix Sword of Maelstrom Justice, it's a new large sword with a 6'9" massive, wide, double-edged silver blade with the symbol of Silverman Gym etched on it, large ocean blue wings for the crossguard, large ocean blue gem for the hilt, longer black handle, and a large ocean blue gem surrounded by angel wings for the pommel. Tachibana Satomi has on her new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with ocean blue gems on her wrists, large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold phoenix head with ocean blue gems for the eyes and a large ocean blue gem in its open mouth for the belt buckle, large ocean blue Spellbook of The Gods and The Universe and large ocean blue Universal Spellbook of The Elemental Forces on her left hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her right hip. There's a ocean blue kanji below the symbol of Silverman Gym that said, "Tachibana Satomi, Teacher of Koyo Girl's Academy, Teacher of Sakura Hibiki, Soyurin Akemi, Uehara Ayaka, and Gina Boyd, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Gym Member of Silverman Gym, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Passionate Cosplayer, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Ice, Snow, and Phoenixes."

サトミ・タチバナ、光陽女子学園教師、日比桜さくら先生、明美宗百林、上原綾香、ジーナ・ボイド、リンカーン・ラウドの愛する未来の妻、シルバーマン・ジムのジムメンバー、悪の殺し屋、狂った、殺人、冷酷、そしてサディスティックな野郎、情熱的なコスプレイヤー、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、そして氷、雪、そしてフェニックスのマスター

Tachibana Satomi has transformed into SUPER ANGEL INFINITY ATHLETIC MAELSTROM GYM PHOENIX ANGEL OF OCEANIC JUSTICE AND DIVINE LOVE!

We were amazed by Tachibana Satomi's Super Angel Infinity transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face and hearts in his eyes. But, when Angelus saw it, his face turned vampiric, and he tried to kill her and drink her blood, but Tachibana Satomi fired a powerful ocean blue energy blast with ocean waves, sea animals, dumbbells, and phoenixes, and hits Angelus, and he got burned severely by the water hitting him.

Sakura Hibiki: Wow, Ms. Tachibana's transformed, and she really hurt Angelus, when the water hit him.

Nico: And since water is pure, if it hits a vampire, it'll burn him like acid.

Lincoln: Wow, Satomi, you look beautiful. How do you feel?

Tachibana Satomi: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Maelstrom Phoenix and Athletic Divine Love) I feel incredible, Linky. Now, shall we put an end to Angelus for good?

Lincoln: (Smiles) With pleasure.

Lincoln unholstered his improved massive Sword of Universal Hope and Elemental Bravery from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed Lincoln the Vampire, as his deep sapphire blue eyes turned deep blood red and the black outline appeared around his eyes, his canine teeth grew into sharp vampire fangs, his orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth, long orange trenchcoat flaps with the Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Buffalo, and elemental forces, large orange bands with silver phoenixes on his abnormally massive and powerful biceps and thighs, eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs, orange gems on his large cuff Bracelets of The Champions of The Universe, and large orange gem in the large gold buffalo head belt buckle on his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery turned blood red, his large long blue pants turned black and the gold lightning bolts on the thighs turned black, his large white leather ankle-high combat boots turned black, the silver armor covering the toes and the hanging silver lightning bolts on the long orange trenchcoat flaps and loincloth turned dark silver, and his gothic dark steel gauntlets with clawed steel fingers reappeared, and he also transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, and he joined Tachibana Satomi.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Voice of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope) This will be the last time you come back from the dead, Angelus.

Angel OST: Main Theme - You're My Sanctuary by Darling Violetta

Tachibana Satomi and Lincoln went after Angelus, and they fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, ocean blue energy, dumbbells, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Gravity, Magic, Blood, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, and Buffalo right at Angelus, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit the powerful vampire. Then, Angelus summoned an army of vampires to attack them, but, Lincoln's deep blood red eyes glowed, and he'd put the army of vampires under his control, and then, he ordered them to kill themselves, as they'd slit their throats with their clawed hands, and they died in a massive pool of blood, which Lincoln had devoured, as he absorbed the blood into his body.

Then, Tachibana Satomi and Lincoln engaged in a powerful sword fight with Angelus, as sparks came from their weapons, but Tachibana Satomi and Lincoln's experience with fighting with their swords overcame Angelus' experience with a sword, and they disarmed him, and Tachibana Satomi slashed off Angelus' right arm and Lincoln slashed off Angelus' left arm.

Lincoln: Let's use our combo on Dracula and send him to Oblivion, Satomi.

Tachibana Satomi: Let's do it, Linky.

Tachibana Satomi and Lincoln: HOLY PHOENIX MAELSTROM CYCLONE FURY!

Tachibana Satomi and Lincoln fired massive blasts of holy water, and the powerful cyclone's winds pulled Angelus inside, and not only was he being attacked by the fierce winds, but the holy water of the cyclone is burning Angelus so badly, and then, a water stake formed, and it pierced Angelus right in his black heart, and Angelus turned to dust, and his spirit was then dragged to Hell forever, where he'll never be freed again. We cheered wildly, as Tachibana Satomi and Lincoln holster their massive swords on their backs and power down and Lincoln changed back, and Tachibana Satomi's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, and angel wings are permanent.

Tachibana Satomi: That's it for that monster, Angelus, and that's another of Buffy's five big bad enemies taken down. Thanks for helping me take down Angelus, Linky.

Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Satomi.

Suddenly, Tachibana Satomi wraps her arms around Lincoln's waist, and Lincoln wraps his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around Tachibana Satomi's waist, and then brought her into an embrace, which took her by surprise and it brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Tachibana Satomi's face, they kissed passionately as Tachibana Satomi wraps her left arm around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, and placed her left hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec, and right behind them is a Thunderbird, Phoenix, and Angel flying in the air, and we also saw a herd of Buffalo running across the field, ocean waves crashing right behind them, and the display of the elemental forces behind them, and we cheered for them.

Nico: Alright, that's another one of Buffy's old enemies down, and now, all that's left are Warren Mears and The Beast.

Me: And Uehara Ayaka is looking forward to making sure that he pays for everything he's done.

Uehara Ayaka: For constantly antagonizing Buffy Summers and her friends and trying to kill Buffy and Willow, defeat the Scooby Gang, and trying to take over Sunnydale, that mysoginistic mad scientist psychopath is looking at a one-way trip to Oblivion for good.

Buffy Summers: And Uehara's right to call him that: Warren attacked his ex-girlfriend, Katrina Silbert and he fatally shot Tara Maclay during an attempt to murder me.

Willow Rosenburg: Which caused me to flay him alive when Dark Willow came right out, Warren's a mysoginistic mad scientist and psychopath who doesn't deserve to live.

Me: Those kinds of people really make me sick.

Nico: Same here, he doesn't deserve to spend a second in prison, he deserves to die.

Willow Rosenburg: Hope you got a perfect punishment for him, Lincoln.

Lincoln: I've got a few punishment ideas for a monster like Warren, and that's for tomorrow, which is his last day alive! And I also can't stand people like him, I'm looking forward to making him pay for everything he's done.

Nico: This restaurant will be under new management now.

Me: Yep it sure will.

Nico: Lynn's Table. (To the viewers) This was an awesome food battle too. J.D. has his awesome hat and he got the title of the Second person to win.

Laney: He sure did.

Nico: Yep. Great job everyone. Lets go home.

We went back home and the restaurant was moved to Lynn's Table. We went back home and I was in my bed in a food coma. We enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep.

THE END


Another awesome fanfic done.

This chapter was a parody of the episode of Regular Show called Eggscellent and it was awesome. It was awesome how Mordecai ate all those eggs and all that. The episode aired on February 27th, 2012 and it was awesome. The first part was for Tremors 2: Aftershocks and that was awesome how the Graboids turned into the Shriekers. They were scary but wicked that they can hunt with heat. The second part was for one of my favorite games and that was for Daffy Duck: The Marvin Missions and it was awesome. That was one of my favorite childhood games from my youth. NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Etstheclarencefan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Nico's next rescue is gonna be an awesome treasure hunt and me, Nico, Eli, Nicole, Rainbow Dash, Daring Do, Beast Boy, Tara, the Hernandez Sisters and Himiko Toga are going to the Philippines to find a powerful sword imbued with the powers of the Gods of Nature from the Philippines: Lalahon - the Goddess of Fire, Aman Sinaya - Goddess of the Sea, Habagat - God of Wind, Dumakulem - God of Mountains, Bathala - God of Light, Sitan - God of Darkness, Kadakan - God of Thunder, Gugurang - God of Volcanoes, Kan-Loan - God of Time, Apolaki - God of the Sun, Mayari - Goddess of the Moon, Sisina - Goddess of Flowers and Tala - Goddess of the Stars. All their powers are going to be imbued into that sword and Nico and his friends when he lived in the Philippines have been searching for the sword for years but were never able to find it and they are also going to meet a Porcupine Gene-Slammer named Layla Henrickson and she is from Nico's Cooking Class. Also they are going to face Billy Billions who is gonna be after the power of the sword all for himself. The next rescue for Lincoln is gonna be in the movie When Dinosaurs Ruled The Earth from 1970 and we're going to reallygo at a bunch of sacrificial cavepeople who want to sacrifice women to the sun. It will be a brutal battle and Himiko Toga is gonna transform in this one so I'll need the Transformation Scene for her there and we're going to meet an Element Valkyrie Gene-Slammer named Erica Jacqueline and she is one of Lincoln's Guardian Angels from Lori's high school and is skilled in P.E. and Chemistry and she is going to reveal that she has an INCREDIBLY POWERFUL and BURNING HATRED towards Flip for everything he did and wants nothing more than to kill him and smash his skull like a fragile piece of bone! She hates him so much and what really drew the line was what Flip was going to do that was worse than any of his crimes combined! So get ready for a SHOCKER! Also the next chapter is gonna be for the Regular Show episode Caveman and we're going to meet a 25,000 year old cavewoman named Diane and she is gonna be lost and confused in a world thousands of years before her time.

See you all tomorrow.