In the early morning hours at 2:53 AM, Lincoln had a dream, and he saw three little girls who was hiding out and living in the streets of Aurora, Colorado. But, they were no ordinary three little girls, their were Sadie "Soundwave" the Wolf, the daughter of Lincoln's future wife, Whisper the Wolf, Elizabeth "Tiger Rage" the Lemur, the daughter of Lincoln's future wife, Tangle the Lemur, and Eloise "Crystal Bug" the Beetle, daughter of Lincoln's future wife, Jewel the Beetle. Lincoln woke up from the dream, but he wasn't the only one, Whisper the Wolf, Tangle the Lemur, Jewel the Beetle, Lori Loud, Nico, and I also had the same dream.
Lincoln: Tangle, Whisper, Jewel, Lori, J.D., Nico, did you guys have that same dream as me?
Lori: We sure did, bro.
Whisper the Wolf: And it also means that we found out where our daughters is at.
Tangle the Lemur: And they called themselves, The Young Restoration Crusaders.
Jewel the Beetle: Kinda like the Powerpuff Girls and the Cutie Mark Crusaders.
Me: They're at Aurora, Colorado.
Nico: Oh man, that's not good. This is the third time in the same place when we found Rihiko and Strawberry Pancake & her friends, and it's not a safe place for little kids.
Lincoln: That's right, Nico. Come on, we're going to rescue them, and bring them to the Estate. Sadie the Wolf, Elizabeth the Lemur, and Eloise the Beetle are my daughters now, and I'm not letting little girls like them suffer life on the streets. They needs to be home again in the arms of their mothers and her new father.
Lori: You got that right, bro.
Lincoln, Lori Loud, Whisper the Wolf, Tangle the Lemur, Jewel the Beetle, Me, and Nico were heading to Aurora, Colorado. Then, Lincoln saw a a 10 year old Wolf/Human girl who has light brown skin, biscotti, cloudy white fur, pink eyes, and a fiery red-orange, waist-length long hair in a ponytail with a magenta bow and a long, bushy tail. She wears a light green tube top, black and gray gloves, gray arm sleeves and knee sleeves, black denim shorts, a black and gray cloak, a brown leather belt with a brass buckle, and black boots. A 10 year old Ring-tailed lemur/Human girl who has light grey fur, lime green eyes, and black short hair that is usually styled in a pixie cut. She also has extra fur on top of her chest and a long bushy tail with gray stripes. She wears a short-sleeved half-orange and half-black hoodie with an Appoplexian on the back and light blue trimmings, fingerless black gloves, high-waisted jean shorts, orange capris leggings, and a pair of black vans slip on shoes. And a 10 year old Beetle/Human girl who has primarily light blue skin, blue eyes, and blonde hair in two pigtails and a neat, curved fashion, and a light blue big antenna. She has an even lighter blue iridescent exoskeleton with a pink, yellow, green, and blue rainbow-like sheen and The interior of her wings are clear. She wears a light pink and white t-shirt, a dark pink jacket with Ball Weevil on the back, a dark purple belt with a lavender buckle, a light pink skirt, and pink mary janes shoes with bows. Lincoln saw who they was, it was Sadie "Soundwave" the Wolf, Elizabeth "Tiger Rage" the Lemur and Eloise "Crystal Bug" the Beetle.
Lincoln: Excuse me, are you Sadie the Wolf?
Sadie "Soundwave" the Wolf: Also known as Soundwave! But yes, And who are you?
Lincoln: I'm Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, and this is my older sister, Lori Loud, my older brother and leader of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, J.D. Knudson, and my second brother and second leader of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Nico Chan. And there's also someone you know all too well.
Then, Whisper the Wolf, Tangle the Lemur, and Jewel the Beetle came out, and when Sadie "Soundwave" the Wolf, Elizabeth "Tiger Rage", and Eloise "Crystal Bug" the Beetle saw them, they were stunned.
Eloise "Crystal Bug" the Beetle: Mom, is that you?
Jewel the Beetle: Yes, sweetie, it's me.
Sadie "Soundwave' the Wolf, Elizabeth "Tiger Rage" the Lemur, and Eloise "Crystal Bug" the Beetle ran up to Whisper the Wolf, Tangle the Lemur, and Jewel the Beetle, and they hugged, and they cried tears of happiness, and we looked on at the scene. Then, Lincoln joined in on the hug, along with me, Nico, and Lori.
Lincoln: And there's something you should know, Whisper, Tangle and Jewel, your mothers is one of my many future wives.
Elizabeth "Tiger Rage" the Lemur: That means...you're our father.
Lincoln smiled, and that filled Sadie "Soundwave" the Wolf, Elizabeth "Tiger Rage" the Lemur, and Eloise "Crystal Bug" the Beetle with joy, as he picked them up and they hugged, and we had a smile on our faces and tears in our eyes.
Lincoln: Alright, everyone, let's go home. I can't wait until we tell everyone in the morning about this.
We went back home to the Estate, and Lincoln told everyone what happened, and he then introduced Sadie "Soundwave" the Wolf, Elizabeth "Tiger Rage" the Lemur, and Eloise "Crystal Bug" the Beetle to the rest of his siblings, who are now her aunts. We were proud of what Lincoln did in reuniting Whisper, Tangle, and Jewel with her daughters, and they now has a loving, strong, brave, and caring father in their life.
Flying over the Western Pacific ocean was Nico, me, Eli, Nicole, Rainbow Dash, Daring Do, Beast Boy, Tara, the Hernandez Sisters and Himiko Toga are flying over there.
Nico: Thanks for coming with me, Beast Boy.
Beast Boy: No problem Nico. I've always wanted to go on these awesome rescues with you dude.
Tara: This is gonna be so much fun.
Nicole: You'll like our next treasure that we're going to find. It's one that we've been trying to find for years.
Daring Do: It sure is gonna be awesome to find.
Rainbow Dash: Yep. I can't wait to see what it is.
Me: What is it we're going to try and find?
Nicole: You'll like it dad. Nico said it's one that he too was searching for. It's called The Sword of The Philippine Elementals.
Fiona Hernandez: Wow! I remember trying to find that sword with Nico years ago.
Marie Hernandez: That was sure fun but we could never find it.
Nicole Hernandez: Yeah no kidding. That was a really elusive treasure to find.
Natasha Hernandez: It sure was.
Nico: Yep. And it's in a long lost forgotten temple somewhere in the Philippines. I could never find it because of all the islands there.
Nicole: Well you're in luck because I found a map that will lead us to the right island.
Eli: This is gonna be so awesome.
Nico: Beast Boy, why didn't you ever mention the Beast incident before? You didn't even tell Tara.
Beast Boy: Well I didn't want you guys to think I was like that still. But also I didn't tell her because she was still frozen as a statue back then.
Nico: Oh I see.
Himiko Toga: So which island is the sword said to be on?
Nicole: It's over on Siayan Island in the Northern Side of the Philippines.
Nico: Wow! We were only looking in the south and western islands for it.
Nicole Hernandez: Well we didn't bother to look there.
Me: I have a feeling this is gonna be so awesome.
We flew and we landed in the jungles of the Philippines island of Siayan Island.
Nicole: Here we are guys. Siayan Island, Northern Philippines.
Me: Wow! Siayan Island of the Batanes Islands of the Philippines. Have you ever been to this part of the Philippines Nico?
Nico: No this is my first ever in this part of the Philippines. I've never been to this part of the islands before.
Natasha Hernandez: But this is amazing being in this part of the world.
Himiko Toga: It sure is.
Nicole: Well no one lives on this island. It's totally uninhabited.
We walked into the jungles of the island and it was beautiful.
Nico: Beast Boy, we would never think of you as a true monster. It's what's on the inside that counts.
Beast Boy: Thanks Nico. I appreciate that.
Nico: You're welcome.
We kept on walking and then we found the temple of the sword.
Nicole: There it is!
Nico: Wow! The Temple of The Elements of The Philippines.
Eli: Amazing.
Himiko: I thought this island was uninhabited.
Nicole: It is. It's just that no one has lived here in this part of the Philippines for thousands of years.
Nico: Let's watch out for traps.
Eli: Okay.
We went into the temple and Himiko lit a torch.
We saw an amazing bunch of runes on the wall and more.
Eli: Wow.
Rainbow Dash: This is awesome.
We then saw a story on one of the walls and I went over to it.
Me: Wow this is an amazing story.
Nico: What does it say?
Me: It's a story about the Sword. "Long ago, The Evil God of War, Ynaguinid, came and unleashed his terrible minions upon the lands of the islands of the Philippines. None of the mightiest warriors of the great kings and queens of the Philippines could stop the minions as they brought terror, death and destruction to all. Fearing all hope would be lost, the king of the Philippines made a pact with the Gods of the Elements and they agreed to forge him a powerful enchanted elemental sword which was imbued with the strengths, powers and elemental forces of the great gods themselves. Armed with the power of the sword he went into battle with a mighty army and the king and his men destroyed the evil forces of Ynaguinid and forever banished him back into the darkness from whence he came. And the King and his men were forever hailed as the Greatest Heroes in all of the Philippines."
Everyone: Whoa!
Eli: That is incredible.
Nico: Who wants to pull it out?
Me: Wait there's more. "Fearing that the swords power would be used for evil, the great king travelled to the unknown regions of the Philippines to hide the sword here in this temple until only one soul that is pure of heart and cleansed of all evil can wield it."
Nico: Wow! That is amazing.
Eli: No kidding. And I think Himiko can wield it.
Himiko: Me? You think I can even after everything I did?
Fiona Hernandez: We know you can Himiko. You did redeem yourself when we cured you.
Marie Hernandez: Yeah give it a try.
Himiko: Okay.
Nico: Lets go find it.
We went to find the sword and we were careful not to set off any traps. We then came across a room and in an altar surrounded by the spiritual elemental forces of the gods of the elements was The Sword of The Elemental Philippines Gods. It was a sword that had a gold jeweled hilt with a dragon on the blade and the blade had an aura that was surging with the elemental forces of nature.
Nico: There it is! At last we found it!
Fiona Hernandez: Wow! It's amazing.
Marie Hernandez: Incredible. It's amazing.
Himiko: Here we go.
Nico: Go for it.
Himiko gulped and went over to it.
Watching from the shadows was a porcupine.
Himiko then grabbed the sword and then she pulled the sword out successfully and she was enveloped in a vortex of pure rainbow and elemental energy! Her power was rising fast and she was overflowing with intensely amazing power! When the vortex faded, Himiko was forever changed and she had Rainbow Angel Wings with elemental feathers surging with power and the sword had successfully chosen her!
Nico: WHOA!
Me: Wow! Himiko has been chosen as its wielder!
Eli: Incredible!
Rainbow Dash: That is awesome!
?: Wow! Way to go!
Nico: Huh?
We looked around.
Nico: Who said that?
?: Down here.
We saw the Porcupine.
Porcupine: Awesome to see you again Nico.
Nico: Layla Henrickson? Wow! You look awesome as a Porcupine.
Layla reverted back and she was a girl with blue hair and blue clothes and she had a porcupine on the back of her shirt.
Layla Henrickson: It's awesome to see you again Nico.
Nico: You too Layla.
Me: Awesome to meet you Layla. Thank goodness you didn't stick me with your quills.
Layla Henrickson: Yeah.
Nico: Alright. Let's get out of here before someone unfriendly finds us.
Himiko: Right. But this is awesome.
We exited the Temple and then as we came out we saw our old enemy BILLY BILLIONS!
Nico: Oh great!
Billy Billions: Well well well if it isn't Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Me: Billy Billions. Haven't you tormented us enough with saying you're richer than us? Well wake up and smell the salt lick. You are never going to be as rich as we are.
Nico: Yeah.
Billy Billions: Too bad Tennyson's not here. So, I'll just settle for you guys instead! (to Beast Boy) Especially you. After all, you ARE a green shapeshifter.
Beast Boy: Well, there WAS this one video that showed me fighting Ben when he was a kid.
Nico: Really? I didn't know that.
Me: That is interesting.
Billy Billions: Anyway you have something that belongs to me.
Himiko: You mean the sword? You can't have it. It chose me.
Nico: You come any closer and I'll destroy the sword!
Billy Billions: You're bluffing! You wouldn't destroy something as powerful as that after you just got it!
Nico: Think I'm bluffing? (aims fireball at the sword)
Billy Billions: WAIT! Surely, we can talk this out.
Nico: Surrender and I won't destroy the sword.
Me: Better listen to him Billy. (Winks at Nico and he winked back at me)
Billy Billions: Okay you win!
Nico: Where's your gal pal Mazuma?
Billy Billions: She's undergoing repairs, alright?!
Nico: I see. Instead of rubbing your wealth in our faces you should go get a much better profession. I have a much better proposition for you. Join the Master of Evil. They can help you and make you one of our awesome frenemies.
Himiko Togo: Yeah! You would make a great frenemy for us.
Beast Boy: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Layla Henrickson: I have a ton of them but most of them are in cooking class. My favorite was when we saw a bully girl picking on a bunch of kindergartners and we decided to get back at her with a nasty surprise for her lunch.
Nico and Layla: The Brown Pants Laxatives Explosion.
Eli: Ooh this sounds good.
Layla Henrickson: Yep. We spiked her milkshake with incredibly powerful laxatives and when she went to math class she released a massive explosion of explosive diarrhea all over the class and it was so awesome!
We laughed at that!
Me: (LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY) THAT WAS SO FUNNY!
Eli: (LAUGHS) YEAH IT WAS!
Tara: (LAUGHS) SO HILARIOUS!
Nico: Yep! That bully was expelled because of our prank.
Rainbow Dash: That was AWESOME!
Daring Do: And really funny.
Me: Yeah!
Nico and Layla hugged.
Nico: I really missed you.
Layla Henrickson: Me too Nico. Me too.
Me: This was another successful treasure hunt.
Eli: Yep.
Nicole: And we finished some unfinished treasure hunting business for Nico. So awesome.
Nico: Yep.
We went back home and Billy Billions was in the M.O.E. We told everyone what happened and it was awesome.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln, Nico, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lincoln's harem, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, Sima Shi, Sima Zhao, Sun Jian, Guo Jia, Zhang Bao, Guan Xing, Cao Cao, Liu Bei, Sun Quan, Sima Yi, Jiang Wei, Yukimura Sanada (Samurai Warriors), Keiji Maeda (Samurai Warriors), Kanetsugu Naoe (Samurai Warriors), Hanzo Hattori (Samurai Warriors), Musashi Miyamoto (Samurai Warriors), Heathcliff, Sonja (Heathcliff), Riff-Raff, Hector (Heathcliff), Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Himiko Toga, and Kevin Reynolds are heading to the world of the 1970 movie When Dinosaurs Ruled The Earth, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the twenty one girls there, but we're also going to stop a bunch of sacrificial cavepeople who want to sacrifice women to the Sun.
We were also meditating while flying through the air, since tomorrow is the big day: the day we make 2012 Shredder pay for everything that he's done, in blood!
Lincoln: Wow, we're in the world of the 1970 movie When Dinosaurs Ruled The Earth, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the twenty one girls there, but we're also going to stop a bunch of sacrificial cavepeople who want to sacrifice women to the Sun.
Nico: That's right, big guy.
Me: I saw that movie long ago with my dad, and it was awesome. But, it's awful that a bunch of cavepeople are sacrificing women to the Sun, that's something we need to put a stop to.
Eli: And it's going to be a brutal battle.
Nico: And speaking of brutal battles, tomorrow is the battle against 2012 Shredder, and for this one, we need to go even more prepared, the world of the 2012 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is going to be one rough ride.
Lincoln: You said it, Nico, and we already established and proved J.D. would never sacrifice anyone, and we also proved that to those waiter jerks at the restaurant yesterday, and we've also got to be aware of any traps or ambushes from the 2012 Shredder and his Foot Clan. And I want to thank you and Himiko Toga for joining us on this rescue, Kevin.
Kevin Reynolds: You're welcome, Lincoln, this is going to be one awesome rescue.
TLPS Mr. Wolf: And we also got word that an Element Valkyrie Gene-Slammer is here, but why do I also have the feeling that she's not only another of Lincoln's Guardian Angels, but it's also someone that Lori's known since high school.
Leni: There's only one way to find out about that.
?: HELP!
Suddenly, Lincoln heard the sound of twenty one girls calling for help. With his deep sapphire blue cyborg eyes and superhuman sight, along with sensing energy signals, he saw and heard exactly where the call for help was coming from. He saw the twenty one girls, but they've been cornered by the sacrificial cavepeople, and they're planning on capturing them and sacrificing them to the Sun.
Lincoln: Guys, I found the twenty one girls, but they've been cornered by the sacrificial cavepeople, and they're planning on capturing them and sacrificing them to the Sun.
?: Those fanatical cavepeople, we've got to stop them.
Just then, we saw the Element Valkyrie appear before us, and when Lincoln and Lori heard that voice, they knew who it was.
Lincoln: That voice, Erica Jacqueline?
Lori: Erica Jacqueline's here?! I literally haven't seen her since High School, but we'll have to talk later.
Lincoln: Right, Lori, we've got a bunch of sacrificial cavepeople to stop.
We rushed on over, and Lincoln fired a powerful barrage of rainbow energy balls and elemental forces, which hits the sacrificial cavepeople, and that allowed the twenty one girls to get to safety. When the cavepeople saw us, they were mad.
Himiko Toga: I've had it with you creeps to last an eternity.
Suddenly, Himiko Toga's brown eyes turned neon brown, and she was surrounded by a rainbow energy aura with the elemental forces of Fire, Water, Wind, Mountains, Lava, Light, Darkness, Thunder, Time, Flowers, Stars, The Sun, and The Moon, she unholstered her new sword from her back, and as she approached the sacrificial cave people, she left rainbow energy, elemental forces, and phoenixes with every step. Suddenly, Himiko Toga was surrounded by a massive vortex of rainbow energy with elemental forces surrounding the vortex and the Sun and Moon, there was a phoenix flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a yellow phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Himiko Toga emerged, but she was changed forever.
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Himiko Toga grew to 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess and she has rainbow highlights in the bangs of her pale, dirty ash-blonde hair, she has neon brown eyes and a rainbow energy aura with the elemental forces of Fire, Water, Wind, Mountains, Lava, Light, Darkness, Thunder, Time, Flowers, Stars, The Sun, and The Moon surrounding her, she has a phoenix with the Element Kanji in its claws emblazoned on her forehead, she has on phoenix earrings with rainbow jewels for the eyes and the Element Kanji in its claws, and she also has on her Crystal Necklace of The Buddha on her neck with rainbow crystals for the necklace links and a phoenix with rainbow gems for the eyes and the Element Kanji in its claws for the pendant. Himiko Toga now has on a long rainbow sleeveless trenchcoat with the elemental forces of Fire, Water, Wind, Mountains, Lava, Light, Darkness, Thunder, Time, Flowers, Stars, The Sun, and The Moon on the coattails, and on the back is the emblem of Lady Elementa, a white blouse and white shirt with a rainbow phoenix on it, white skirt with elemental forces on it, black pants with elemental forces on them, black shoes, and she has on a Yellow Lantern ring on her left ring finger. Suddenly, Himiko Toga felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive ash-blonde angel wings with rainbow tips on the large ash-blonde feathers sprouted out of her back.
Suddenly, Himiko Toga's massive Sword of The Redemption Squad, Defender of U.A. High School, and her new sword that she got at the Philippines began merging together, and were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of rainbow energy and elemental forces, and when the kaleidoscope faded, it was then transformed into The Philippines Gods of Nature's Elemental Sword of Elemental Redemption, it's a brand-new large sword with a 6'9" massive, wide, double-edged rainbow blade with the symbols of The Redemption Squad and U.A. High School etched on it, along with the Philippine Gods of Nature, large rainbow angel wings for the crossguard, large rainbow gem for the hilt, longer red handle, and a large rainbow gem surrounded by angel wings for the pommel. Himiko Toga has on her new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with rainbow gems on her wrists, large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold phoenix head with rainbow gems for the eyes and a large rainbow gem in its open mouth for the belt buckle, large rainbow Spellbook of The Gods and The Universe and large rainbow Universal Spellbook of The Elemental Forces on her left hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her right hip. There's a yellow kanji below the emblem of Lady Elementa that said, "Himiko Toga A.K.A. Lady Elementa, Former Lieutenant of the Paranormal Liberation Front and Former Member of The League of Villains, Loving Adopted Daughter of Misty Tredwell and James Dean Knudson, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Emissary of Lalahon, Aman Sinaya, Habagat, Dumakulem, Bathala, Sitan, Kadakan, Gugurang, Kan-Loan, Apolaki, Mayari, Sisina, and Tala, and Master of Blood, Phoenixes, and the Elemental Forces."
ヒミコ・トガA.K.A.レディ・エレメンタ、超常現象解放戦線の元中尉、元悪党連盟のメンバー、ミスティー・トレッドウェルとジェームズ・ディーン・ナドソンの愛する養女、悪の殺し屋、狂った、殺人、冷酷、そしてサディスティックな野郎、驚くべき強力な学生強力な教師、ララホンの使者、アマンシナヤ、ハバガット、ドゥマクレム、バタラ、シタン、カダカン、ググラン、カンローン、アポラキ、マヤリ、シシナ、タラ、そして血、フェニックス、エレメンタルフォースのマスター
Himiko Toga has transformed into SUPER ANGEL INFINITY ELEMENTAL FIRESTORM BLOOD PHOENIX ANGEL OF ELEMENTAL REDEMPTION AND BLOOD FEAR!
We were amazed by Himiko Toga's Super Angel Infinity transformation, but when the cavepeople saw it, they went after her, but Himiko Toga fired a powerful rainbow energy blast with elemental forces in them, and it hit some of them, and exploded with incredible power and killed some of them.
Lincoln: Awesome, Himiko Toga has transformed.
Himiko Toga: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Elemental Phoenix and Blood Fear) That's right, Lincoln, but you guys also can't be left out of the fight.
Lori: You're right, come on, guys!
Lincoln, Lincoln 2, Lincoln 3, and Lincoln 4: Let's get them!
Lincoln unholstered his improved massive Sword of Universal Hope and Elemental Bravery from his wider and muscular back and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and unholster their massive swords, Sima Shi, Sima Zhao, Sun Jian, Guo Jia, Zhang Bao, Guan Xing, Cao Cao, Liu Bei, Sima Yi, Sun Quan, and Jiang Wei got out their weapons, The Samurai Warriors got out their weapons, Lincoln's sisters transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and unholster their massive swords from their backs, Lincoln's sisters transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and unholster their massive swords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholster their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Dark Compassion and Demonic Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demon Fang of The Demon Hound sword from his wider and more muscular back, Kevin Reynolds, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, and Ravus Nox Fleuret got out their swords, Hector got out his massive Heaven's Maw of Judgement sasumata pike, and Me, Nico, Eli, and Nicole unholstered our massive swords and transformed, and we went at the sacrificial cavepeople, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time Energy, Gravity, and Magic, steel orbs, stars, rainbow flames, rainbow crystals, orange flames, blue flames, ice, green flames, and water, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit the sacrificial cavepeople.
Then, Lincoln and Himiko Toga unleashed a massive and powerful rainbow energy wave from their massive angel wings, and the powerful energy wave killed the sacrificial cavepeople, and saved the other women they were about to sacrifice. We cheered wildly as we holster our weapons and power down, and Himiko Toga's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, and angel wings are permanent.
Lincoln: Alright, we did it, we defeated the sacrificial cavepeople and put an end to their sacrificial rites for good.
Himiko Toga: And in the process, I've also transformed. Wait until Izuku and the others see what's happened to me.
Lincoln: They'll like what's happened to you. (To Erica Jacqueline) And it's good to see you again, Erica.
Lori: Yeah, it's literally been a long time since we last saw you.
Erica Jacqueline: That it has, Lincoln and Lori.
Lincoln and Lori went up to Erica Jacqueline, and they hugged, and Erica Jacqueline was also very surprised at just how much taller and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and Lori's become a tall and beautiful woman.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you when you were seventeen, and as you can see, Lori and I grew a lot since then.
Erica Jacqueline: Whoa, you sure have really big and strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the eleven-year-old cute little boy into a 17-year-old 7'0" tall and very handsome and manly teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, that's so awesome, and Lori's grown to become a tall and beautiful woman.
Lori: Don't forget married, Erica. Take a look.
When Erica Jacqueline saw Lori's wedding ring, she knew that Bobby and Lori tied the knot.
Erica Jacqueline: Wow, you and Bobby tied the knot, that's so awesome!
Lincoln: And Lori's also a mother, wait until you meet them.
Nico: Wow, Lori, Lincoln, you guys know her?
Lincoln: We sure do, Nico, this is Erica Jacqueline, she's not only one of my Guardian Angels, but she's Lori's friend from High School, she's also skilled in P.E. and Chemistry.
Lori Loud: And she's also one of the students who's made the Honor Roll, but no one had seen her for a long time. But, now we know the truth, it's those Team Rocket scumbags.
Erica Jacqueline: And there's something you all should know: I have an incredibly powerful and burning hatred towards Flip for everything he did, and I wanted nothing more than to kill him and smash his skull like a fragile piece of bone, and I hated him so much and what really drew the line is what Flip was going to do that's worse than any of his crimes combined!
We gasped in total shock.
Nico: My God.
Me: I'd hate to find out what it is, but we'll find out later.
Lincoln: You said it, J.D., and I also hate to find out what it is, but right now, let's get you back to normal. Boys, you know the drill, and Nicole, you know what to do?
Me, Eli, and the rest of the boys cover our eyes as Lincoln snapped his fingers, and Erica Jacqueline was reverting back to normal. Erica Jacqueline is a beautiful 19-year-old girl with long flowing red hair, a red left eye and blue right eye, fair skin, she's 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, and she has massive red angel wings, as she reigned in the power of The Element Valkyrie, and she's in her birthday suit.
Lincoln: How do you feel, Erica?
Erica Jacqueline: Good. (Realizes she's in her birthday suit) But, I'm also in my birthday suit.
Lincoln gave Erica Jacqueline her new wardrobe, a short-sleeved blue blouse, sleeveless red dress, blue pants, red sneakers, and a long red sleeveless trenchcoat with ice and fire on the coattails and on the back is The Element Valkyrie, and on her back is a large Element Valkyrie-themed sword with a 6'5" massive, wide, double-edged, man-sized red and blue blade with The Element Valkyrie etched on it, large red and blue angel wings for the crossguard, large red and blue gem for the hilt, longer black handle, and a large red and blue gem surrounded by angel wings for the pommel.
Erica Jacqueline: Wow, I love the new outfit you made for me, Lincoln.
Suddenly, a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Erica Jacqueline's neck with red and blue gems on the gold lightning bolts and red and blue crystal links from her new Crystal Necklace of the Buddha, which merged with her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love.
Erica Jacqueline: (Surprised) Whoa, is this...?
Lincoln: Yep, that's a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Erica.
Erica Jacqueline had a smile on her face and tears coming from her eyes, as Lincoln wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist and he leaned down and he kissed her on the lips, and she returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the twenty one girls here, and when Lincoln saw them, they immediately recognized them. The twenty one girls are Cala Maria from Cuphead, Oka Hiromi from Aim for the Ace, Alka, Dan Roana, El Karen, Jin Hazuki, Jin Valel, and Yu Ran from Blade and Soul, Rin and Finis from Lost Song, Etou Kanami, Itomi Sayaka, Juujou Hiyori, Yanase Mai, Kohagura Ellen, Konohana Suzuka, Mashiko Kaoru, Origami Yukari, Satsuki Yomi, Shidou Maki, and Tsubakuro Yume from Katana Maidens.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Cala Maria, Oka Hiromi, Alka, Dan Roana, El Karen, Jin Hazuki, Jin Valel, Yu Ran, Rin, Finis, Etou Kanami, Itomi Sayaka, Juujou Hiyori, Yanase Mai, Kohagura Ellen, Konohana Suzuka, Mashiko Kaoru, Origami Yukari, Satsuki Yomi, Shidou Maki, and Tsubakuro Yume.
Nicole Knudson: From Cuphead, Aim for the Ace, Blade and Soul, Lost Song, and Katana Maidens, awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Cala Maria: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Cala Maria and the twenty girls saw who it was that saved them from the sacrificial cavepeople, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old 7'0" tall, handsome, bare-chested hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead, golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive and wide right pec and it was surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his wider and more muscular back, and right on top was the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, and Buffalo, and below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Lightning Storms, The Weather, The Elemental Forces, The Cosmos, and The Universe, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, and Golden-Hearted Lover, Father of Many Kids, Son, and Future Husband, Descendant of The 17th Century Duke Lincoln of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, God of Truth and Justice, and Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it and a kanji that read "Spiciest Man of The Loud House" on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and a Mark of Manhood tattoo of a bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm.
He had his massive Sword of Universal Hope and Elemental Bravery holstered on his wider and muscular back, his orange Crystal Saber holstered on his left hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted orange bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, his large gold Cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive and indestructible deep sapphire blue angel wings and the stars and blue nebulae reflecting on them with rainbow tips on the large deep sapphire blue feathers, and he was dressed in an orange version of He Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, and Buffalo on them and with hanging mini silver lightning bolts held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large gold buffalo head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, a pair of large blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs with the orange kanjis "Savior of The Loud House, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of The Crusaders of The Thunderbird, and The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms" on the left legs, and large white leather combat boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on it, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystals from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large deep sapphire blue gem in the shape of a Thunderbird on top of a silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on his neck and across his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, a large Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring on his left ring finger, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger, he had eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs, and circling around his feet on the floor are eight golden crosses with angelic runes.
Cala Maria: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.
Then, Lincoln made twenty clones of himself, and he and the twenty clones went up to the girls, and hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrap their arms around the necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.
Cala Maria: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, twenty one Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Cala Maria, Oka Hiromi, Alka, Dan Roana, El Karen, Jin Hazuki, Jin Valel, Yu Ran, Rin, Finis, Etou Kanami, Itomi Sayaka, Juujou Hiyori, Yanase Mai, Kohagura Ellen, Konohana Suzuka, Mashiko Kaoru, Origami Yukari, Satsuki Yomi, Shidou Maki, and Tsubakuro Yume with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and crystals links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha. We return to the Estate, and we told everyone what'd happened, and they were shocked when they found out the villain we went after were the sacrificial cavepeople from When Dinosaurs Ruled The World from 1970.
But, when Lincoln showed what we did to them, along with Himiko Toga transforming, they cheered wildly for Lincoln and the rest of us, and they hugged us, and the girls in Lincoln's harem then went up to Lincoln, and they kissed him all over. Lincoln and Erica Jacqueline now have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back home.
After getting rid of the sacrificial cavepeople, we were training intensely in the gym, this time, doing 150,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 9,500-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and when Erica Jacqueline saw Lincoln working out like crazy, she had an atomic red blush on her face.
Erica Jacqueline: Whoa, Lincoln's really grown to be a 17-year-old 7'0" tall, really big, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful muscles hard at work, and to work out with those 9,500-lb barbells and not even get tired, incredible.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Erica, and now, I can also defend myself.
Erica Jacqueline: That's incredible.
Nico: It sure is, Erica. So, you told us that you have an incredibly powerful and burning hatred towards Flip for everything he did and you wanted nothing more than to kill him and smash his skull like a fragile piece of bone, and you said that what really drew the line was what Flip was going to do is worse than any of his crimes combined. Can you tell us the reason?
Erica Jacqueline: You won't like it, Nico, and the same goes for the rest of you. It took place not long after Flip's attempt to hire the hitmen to kill Lincoln and his family, along with Lincoln's friends, The Santiagos, The Casagrandes, and J.D. for ruining his plans, went down the drain, thanks to Erica Gillette, Varya Halinova, Rachel Jacobs, Valerie Apollo, Jessica Florrence, Caitlyn Togero, Nikolette Furya, Hailey Nicos, and Katie Ferrari. I was then asked by the FBI to find out what Flip was up to, and I agreed to the task. I then headed for Flip's Food and Fuel undercover, and I infiltrated his secret room, and I began recording, and what I found out on tape is completely shocking: he was planning on using a series of bombs that he'd gotten from a couple of gang members he ripped off, and he was going to use them to kill Lincoln and his family, along with all of Lincoln's friends, The Santiagos, The Casagrandes, and J.D. for ruining his plans again, while he escaped to another state. It was right from there that an incredibly powerful and burning hatred towards Flip sparked inside me, and I no longer cared about the mission the FBI gave me, I wanted to kill Flip and smash his skull. I charged out, and I started brutally pulverizing Flip and he was screaming in excruciating pain, as I broke his bones and pulverized his jumbled organs, but, I had no idea that I'd already sent the FBI the tape. By the time agents came in, they already saw me pulverizing Flip, and they had to get me off of him, and I still wanted to kill him. But, they said that I've already done my job, and they took Flip to the hospital, and in handcuffs. I was so overcome with rage and when I saw that I had Flip's blood on my hands and clothes, I was horrified, and then, Lincoln and his family came up to me, and I hugged Lincoln and Lori and I broke down and cried, and they returned the hug.
We were really shocked and horrified.
Me: My God, as if Flip hadn't sunk any lower than that.
Nico: And it's a good thing we're not going to get mad yet again at Flip, because yesterday, Lincoln already bonked our heads together when he had to reprimand us again, and we already made him an enforcer.
Lori: Yeah, after what we were told yesterday of what Flip tried to do to us long ago, J.D. and Nico were so mad at Flip, they wanted to kill him. But, Lincoln grabbed them by the shoulders and bonked their heads together. But, this wasn't the first time he did that, and he learned that trick not only from Eli, but from The Three Stooges.
Moe Howard: Yeah, Lincoln's a natural.
Curly Howard: Yeah, and he doesn't get mad like you do, Moe. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
SLAP! BOOF! BONK! HONK!
Moe slapped Curly in the face, hit him in the stomach, bonked him on the head, and hit him on the nose.
Moe Howard: Quiet, Pudding Head!
Larry Fine: Leave him alone.
Moe Howard: Butt out of this, Porcupine!
BONK!
Moe Howard bonked Larry Fine on the head, and we laughed hysterically.
Me: You guys never cease to amaze us.
Erica Jacqueline: And it's so awesome that The Three Stooges are now members of the team.
Nico: They're Luan's comedy heroes, and they've been reincarnated as ponies, nearly seventy years after their deaths, and they know how to make us laugh, and make us almost bust a gut in laughter! (Laughs)
We then got a shower afterwards, but then, the alarm sounded, and Lincoln checked it out, and he'd found out that Illia Pazom is here, and she's causing havoc, and she has an army of Ple clones who are under Glemy Toto's influence.
Elpo Ple: Oh great, Illia Pazom's here, and she's got Glemy Toto's army of clones made from my DNA.
Lincoln: That's not good, we've got to free the clones from Glemy Toto's influence, and since Illia Pazom's the last one of Axis Zeon left, if we kill her, we'll be rid of Haman Karn for good. Let's go, it's time to bring an end to Axis Zeon for good.
We then flew out, and Lincoln fired a powerful rainbow energy blast, which hits Illia Pazom in the back, and he fired a massive energy wave from his massive deep sapphire blue angel wings, which freed the Ple Clones from Glemy Toto's influence, and they head for the Estate to safety. When Illia Pazom saw us, she was enraged.
Illia Pazom: So, the killers of Haman Karn, along with the traitor are here?! Now, I will have my revenge on all of you for what you did to Haman Karn!
Lincoln: Don't even think about it, you low-level flunkie! Your master's paid the price for her crimes, and the same went with those who tried to avenge her. Now, you're about to suffer the same fate, and soon, Axis Zeon will be nothing more than a forgotten memory.
Ajna: (Indian Accent) And I've had enough of you to last an eternity.
Suddenly, Ajna's brown eyes turned neon brown, and she was surrounded by a purple energy aura with spiritual flames and Buddhist symbols, and as she approached Illia Pazom, she left purple energy, spiritual flames, and Buddhist symbols with every step. Suddenly, Ajna was surrounded by a massive vortex of purple energy with spiritual flames and Buddhist symbols surrounding it, there's the image of Nandi, Shiva's bull, running around the vortex, and in the vortex is a red phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Ajna emerged, but she was changed forever.
Ajna grew to 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess and has red highlights in the bangs of her short brown hair going down to her neck, she has neon brown eyes and a purple energy aura with Buddhist symbols, bulls, and spiritual flames surrounding her, she has the Ajna mandala and the Spirit Kanji in the middle emblazoned on her forehead, she has on bull head stud earrings with purple gems for the eyes and the Spirit Kanji on its heads, and she also has a bull head stud with purple gems for the eyes and the Spirit Kanji on its head for the second pendant of her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with purple gems on the gold lightning bolts and purple crystals from her Crystal Necklace of The Buddha which merged with her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love, along with her necklace of prayer beads. Ajna has on a long white sleeveless trenchcoat with bulls on the coattails and right on the back is the Ajna mandala with Buddhist symbols surrounding it, a white sleeveless blouse and red short-sleeved shirt with a purple phoenix on it, blue skirt with flames on it, blue pants with flames on the legs, sandals, and she has on a new Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger. Suddenly, Ajna felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive brown angel wings with red tips on the large brown feathers sprouted out from her back.
Ajna had a new large sword in her hand called Ajna's Sword of Buddhist Justice, it's a brand-new large sword with a 6'9" massive, wide, double-edged silver blade with the Ajna mandala etched on it, large bull heads with red gems for eyes for the crossguard, large red gem for the hilt, longer black handle, and four large bull heads with red gems for the eyes and large red gems in its mouths for the pommel. Ajna has on her new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with red gems on her wrists, gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold bull head with red gems for the eyes and large red gem in its open mouth for the belt buckle, large red Spellbook of The Gods and The Universe and large red Universal Spellbook of The Elemental Forces on her left hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her right hip. There's something written in Hindu below the Ajna mandala that said, "Ajna, Daughter of Indr and Bhadra, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Destroyer of King Ravannavar, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Defender of The Buddhist Teachings, and Master of The Seven Chakras, Spiritual Flames, and Bulls"
अजना, इंद्र और भद्रा की बेटी, लिंकन लाउड की प्यारी भावी पत्नी, राजा रावणवर के विनाशक, बुराई के हत्यारे, विक्षिप्त, हत्यारे, निर्दयी और परपीड़क कमीनों, अद्भुत और शक्तिशाली शिक्षकों के अद्भुत और शक्तिशाली छात्र, बौद्ध शिक्षाओं के रक्षक, और सात चक्रों के स्वामी, आध्यात्मिक ज्वाला और बैल
Ajna has transformed into SUPER ANGEL INFINITY BUDDHIST SPIRITUAL BULL ANGEL OF HINDU LOVE AND BUDDHIST SPIRITUAL JUSTICE!
We were amazed by Ajna's Super Angel Infinity transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face and hearts in his eyes. But, when Illia Pazom saw it, she fell into a rage and tried to kill her, but Ajna fired a powerful purple energy blast with bulls, Buddhist symbols, and spiritual flames surrounding it, and it hits Illia Pazom, and sent her flying into a wall.
Lincoln: Wow, Ajna, you look beautiful. How do you feel?
Ajna: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Buddhist Bull and Hindu Love) I feel incredible, Linky. Now, shall we put an end to this monster?
Lincoln: (Smiles) With pleasure.
Lincoln unholstered his improved massive Sword of Universal Hope and Elemental Bravery from his wider and muscular back and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, and he joined Ajna.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Voice of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope) Let's put an end to that monster.
Ajna and Lincoln went after Illia Pazon, and they fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, purple energy, spiritual flames, Buddhist symbols, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Gravity, Magic, Blood, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, Bulls, and Buffalo right at Illia Pazon, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her. Then, they attacked her with their massive swords, and Illia Pazon was bleeding badly from the unhealing wounds from the swords of Ajna and Lincoln. Then, Ajna tied Illia Pazon up with purple energy threads.
Ajna: Okay, Linky, you know what to do?
Lincoln: You got it, Ajna. (To Illia Pazon) Time to die, you monster.
Lincoln spreads his massive deep sapphire blue angel wings, and red energy was already forming in them. This filled Illia Pazon with dread, as she sees that death was fast approaching, and her desire for revenge is about to be cut with a knife for good.
Lincoln: DEATH WING LIFE DRAIN!
Lincoln fired massive red beams of energy from his spread-out massive deep sapphire blue angel wings, and as the blasts hit Illia Pazon, Lincoln began sucking out and absorbing Illia Pazon's life energy, and Lincoln's rainbow energy aura with elemental forces, angels, phoenixes, buffalo, and thunderbirds flared up extremely, as he gained a massive power and energy boost to his infinite power, and we saw that Illia Pazon was being drained of his life force. When Lincoln was done, Illia Pazon was reduced to a lifeless and mummified husk, and as soon as her spirit appeared, Lincoln Super Hakaied her and Illia Pazon was banished to Oblivion for good. We cheered wildly for them, as Lincoln and Ajna holstered their massive swords on their backs and power down, and Ajna's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, and angel wings are permanent.
Ajna and Lincoln: In the immortal words of Nico, Illia Pazon, you have failed this entire world!
Nico: Yeah, that's telling that bitch, guys.
Ajna: And now, we're rid of Haman Karn and the Axis Zeon organization forever. Thanks for helping me in getting rid of Illia Pazon, Linky.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Sara.
Suddenly, Ajna wraps her arms around Lincoln's waist, and Lincoln wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around Ajna's waist, and he then brought her into an embrace, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Ajna's face, they kissed passionately as Ajna wraps her left arm around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, and placed her left hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec, and right behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, and Angel flying in the air, and we also saw a herd of Buffalo and Bulls running across the field, and the display of the elemental forces behind them, and we cheered for them.
Nico: Alright, we did it, with Illia Pazon finally dead, the Axis Zeon organization is gone for good!
Me: You said it, Nico, and Lincoln freed the Ple clones from Glemy Toto's influence.
Lincoln: And now, we can mark down another evil organization brought down by Team Loud Phoenix Storm for good, and we'll also have to work on some strategies for tomorrow when we take down 2012 Shredder. Like we've seen on our other special missions, I have no doubt 2012 Shredder also has someone else helping him, and if it's Lothor, we'll need to prepare even more for this one.
Me: You're right, Lincoln.
Nico: That's a good idea, Lincoln. There's no doubt 2012 Shredder will also have some help with him, and we need to be even more prepared for tomorrow.
We returned home, and now, we're finally rid of the Axis Zeon organization and Haman Karn for good, and they'll never return again to plague the world.
Later it was time for Pinkie Pie's first ever Ambassador Mission and she was going to the Mojave Desert to a small western town not far from the Ghost Town of Calico in Nevada.
Nico: Pinkie, I hope you've brought plenty of water for where you're going.
Pinkie Pie: Oh I have. Why?
Me: Because this is a place that doesn't have that much water. We're going to the town from the movie of Rango from 2011.
Nico: Yep. It's a town called Dirt.
Eli: Just Dirt? That's a stupid name for a town.
Me: It is pretty stupid. But there's a reason for it. The town is bone dry. First lets watch the movie and you'll see.
I pulled out the movie Rango and we got to watching it.
A pet chameleon becomes stranded in the Mojave Desert after his terrarium falls from his owners' car due to an accident. On the highway, he meets the cause of the accident, a nine-banded armadillo named Roadkill who is seeking the mystical "Spirit of the West" by trying to get to "the other side" (metaphor for the afterlife). After telling him that he is looking for water, Roadkill tells him of "Dirt", an Old West town where it is said that water comes in through a mysterious rite on Wednesdays, but unfortunately, it is far out into the desert. Seeing no other options, he walks out into the desert. While wandering the desert, he narrowly avoids being eaten by a vicious red-tailed hawk before meeting Beans, a desert iguana, who takes him to Dirt.
Asked about his identity, the chameleon presents himself to the townsfolk as a tough drifter named Rango, lying about killing a feared gang known as the Jenkins Brothers using only one bullet. He quickly runs afoul of Gila monster outlaw Bad Bill but avoids a shootout when Bill is scared off by the hawk's return. Rango is then chased by the hawk until he reaches an empty water tower that Rango accidentally knocks down and causes it to crush the hawk to death. For defeating the hawk, the town's elderly desert tortoise mayor appoints Rango as the town's new sheriff. Meanwhile, the townsfolk worry that with the hawk dead, the infamous gunslinger Rattlesnake Jake (who fears predators such as said hawk) will return.
After discovering that Dirt is in the midst of a drought and its only water supply, which is stored in the town bank inside a water cooler bottle, to be nearly empty, a skeptical Beans demands that Rango investigates where the water has gone. That night, Rango inadvertently assists a trio of bank robbers led by a mole named Balthazar, mistaking them for prospectors. The townsfolk find the bank's bottle stolen the next morning, so Rango organizes a posse. During the search, they find the banker, Johannes Merrimack III, to be dead in the middle of the desert, but oddly enough, the cause of his death was from drowning. The posse tracks the robbers to their hideout in a canyon, where they fight Balthazar's bat-riding clan over the stolen water bottle before discovering it to be empty. The robbers profess that they found it empty, but the posse still takes them into custody.
Rango questions the mayor about his buying of the land around Dirt, but he denies any wrongdoing and shows Rango that he is building a modern city with the purchased land. He later summons Rattlesnake Jake, who runs Rango out of town after forcing him to admit his lies to the townsfolk. A dejected Rango returns to the highway and crosses to the other side amidst the heavy traffic before passing out and being taken away by a multitude of pill bugs. Waking up the next morning, Rango meets the Spirit of the West, appearing as an elderly Man with No Name. After telling him what he did to the citizens of Dirt, the spirit tells Rango that he must go back and set things right, telling him that "No man can walk out on his own story".
With the aid of Roadkill and mystical moving yuccas, Rango discovers an emergency shut-off valve in a water pipeline to Las Vegas, which the mayor has been manipulating to cause the water shortage so he could buy the land for himself. The rejuvenated Rango returns to Dirt to challenge Jake to a duel, a diversion so the yuccas can turn the pipeline's valve to bring the water back to town and allow Rango to make his resolve clear to Jake. However, the mayor forces Rango to surrender by threatening Beans' life before the duo are locked inside the bank's vault to be drowned. He then prepares to shoot Jake with Rango's gun, intending to kill him along with the rest of the Old West, but Rango has taken its only bullet, which he uses to shatter the vault's glass door, freeing himself and Beans. Impressed, Jake salutes Rango for proving his heroism before dragging the mayor out of town to murder him for his deception. The citizens of Dirt celebrate the return of their water supply and Rango is recognized as a true hero.
We were amazed and then we were shocked to see that the town was dry and more. But we were proud of Rango.
When the movie was done we cheered wildly!
Nico: That movie is always awesome!
Me: It sure is.
Pinkie Pie: That was a crazy movie. We got to help those people!
Me: Normally this is something for Fluttershy but I think you can handle it Pinkie.
Nico: Yep.
Me: Lets get moving. Ready Pinkie?
Pinkie Pie: Yep.
We were off to Dirt, Nevada.
DIRT, NEVADA
We arrived outside of Dirt, Nevada.
Me: Here we are. I think this calls for a change in wardrobe. (Snaps fingers)
I was in my cowboy clothes.
Me: (Cowboy accent) Now that is more like it pilgrim.
Pinkie Pie was in her cowgirl clothes.
Pinkie Pie: Ooh! This is perfect!
Rango then came up to us.
Rango: Howdy, miss. Haven't seen you around here before.
Pinkie Pie: Howdy there. You must be Rango. My name is Pinkamena Diane Pie. But call me Pinkie Pie.
Me: Howdy there Rango. Name's Knudson. (Puffs on Mint Peppermint Stick) James Dean Knudson, former Leader of Team Loud Phoenix Storm and western hero at your service.
Rango: Well howdy there. Pleasure to meet you both.
Me: Likewise pardner.
Rango: Welcome to Dirt. Sorry if it's not much. But here, I'm the law around these parts.
Me: Sheriff Rango. Honor to meet y'all in these here parts.
Pinkie Pie: It's great to be here. But can you show us around?
Rango: I'd be glad to.
We walked around the town and it was a nice place.
Me: Wow. This place is wetter than a monkey in the Florida Everglades. It's looking much better now.
Rango: You don't have to be sorry about this place. It's how it's lived for all these years. Though it has gotten a lot better after the former Mayor was... disposed of.
Pinkie Pie: We can see that. It's amazing.
Me: Sure is. Looking forward to when we all arrive here on the 6th of May.
Rango: That will be amazing to see.
We then saw outlaws trying to steal some water.
Rango: Oh for the love of-. Outlaws are trying to steal the water again!
Me: Not on our watch pilgrim. (Whistles)
My Rapidash came and I got on.
Me: We'll round those varmints up!
Pinkie Pie: Lets get them!
We went at the outlaws and I formed a bramble vine lasso and we went for them and I swung the lasso and snagged them and Pinkie Pie tied them up.
Rango: This is one of your Pokemon, right?
Me: That's right. Rapidash has been one of my favorite Pokemon.
Pinkie Pie: J.D. is a great rider on it too.
Me: Yep. Now lets get these outlaws to the pokey.
Rango: With pleasure. Thank y'all kindly.
Me: Sure thing pardner.
We got the outlaws over to the prison.
Rango: You know, Pinkie, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
Pinkie Pie: Ooh it sure is.
Me: Pinkie Pie is here on her first ever Ambassador Mission. (Clears throat) (Normal voice) It's part of a special diplomatic mission program we set up for future missions for all of us in the future.
Rango: That makes sense. Very interesting.
Pinkie Pie: It sure is. I think this is gonna be amazing.
We had the outlaws locked up and they were forced to knit sweaters for a while.
We later came back.
Me: (Imitating General Douglas McArthur) We have returned.
Nico: Good imitation.
May: How did it go?
Me: Went really well. Rango's town of Dirt is doing much better now that the mayor is gone.
Nico: Thank goodness. That turtle had it coming. (To the Turtle Brothers) No offense.
2003 Leo: None taken.
May: Who should go with you next time?
Pinkie Pie: I'm thinking about bringing Lincoln and Eli next.
Eli: I would be honored.
Erica Jacqueline: It'll be awesome to see the town of Dirt.
Lincoln: Yep.
At the Neptune Prison we were heading over to the Cell of the disgraced and powerless Fire Lord Ozai, the Devil of The Fire Nation.
Marie Kanker Loud: You sure we should be visiting Ozai? For all we know, he might rattle you up.
Nico: Don't worry. He is no longer a threat. Now that he is without his Firebending he is now all talk and no action.
Zuko: That's right.
Fiona Hernandez: It'll be awesome to show him that we are now stronger.
Catherine Iroh: And it'll be great to see the look on his face when he realizes that I'm reunited with Zuko, Azula and Ursa. And of course Kiyi and Eion.
Eion: Yeah it sure will.
Nico: Yep.
We arrived and we were looking at Fire Lord Ozai.
Nico: Hello Ozai. Nice to see you again.
Ozai: Well, if it isn't the next J.D. Knudson.
Nico eyes widened for a few seconds before he regained my compusure.
Nico: (laughs) If you're trying to intimidate me, try harder.
Luna Loud: And just remember that water extinguishes fire!
Me: Oh wait. You know what? You don't have Firebending anymore so don't even try anything.
Catherine Iroh went over to him.
Catherine Iroh: Hello my Fire Lord.
Ozai: YOU!
Catherine Iroh: That's right. Catherine Iroh Lan Kai. The very most powerful Firebender that you got rid of. But to tell you the truth. I should thank you. Banishing me proved to be a blessing in disguise. It turned me into a true hero and made me into one of the future wives and guardian angels of Lincoln Loud here.
Kiyi: Yeah! You monster!
Ozai: I assume you're here to finish me off.
Nico: No. I'm not gonna finish you off. That would make you a martyr.
Me: But in actuality you are no martyr. To everyone in the Fire Nation you are a devil that killed countless lives. Isn't that right "Phoenix King?"
G1 Slipstream: But we ARE going make sure you don't get out by any means out there.
Nico: Besides. if you do. You'll fall through the clouds of Neptune to your death.
Ozai: You think the Four Nations are safe even without me? Vaatu, Unalaq, and Amon were just the beginning. I hope the remaning threats out there tear you limb from limb.
Air Raid: Don't count on it. After all, J.D. and the rest took you down easily, didn't they?
Me: Besides… (FLARES UP POWERFUL AURA) We're now more powerful than what we were when we took you down before. If you thought my Super Angel 30,000 form was powerful wait till you see my most powerful forms. And all of our most powerful forms.
Nico: That's right. We can now destroy you like you were a spec of dust.
Eli: Besides, dirtbags like you, Vaatu, Unalaq and Amon? They were just ants compared to our power.
Himiko: And you are nothing.
Nico: Anyway our time here is over. See ya around Chicken King.
We laughed as we left.
Beekeeper: We're really proud of you for keeping your composure, Nico. Any other person would've lost it in there.
Nico: Thanks Beekeeper. But it'll take more than Ozai to bring me down with words. He is pathetic. Like I said he's all talk and no action.
Nikiya: Yep. A true piece of worthless trash.
Lana: Yep. He had it coming.
Nico: Anyway lets get back to Earth and get ready for our next mission. Mordecai and Rigby have something interesting to show us in the park.
We went back to Earth to get ready.
We were getting ready.
Then the 10,000 Volt Ghost, Jack O Lantern, Roxy Rocket, Gameface, Johnny 13, Deadwood, Oculous, Black Lance, Vulkanus and Black Knight Ghost appeared.
10,000 Volt Ghost: (Electrified Voice) Can me, Jack O Lantern, Roxy Rocket, Gameface, Johnny 13, Deadwood, Oculous, Black Lance, Vulkanus and Black Knight Ghost go with you guys?
Nico: You all sure can. We're going to the park. Mordecai and Rigby found something there.
Eli: We better go see what it is.
Me: I have a feeling this will be awesome.
Laney: It sure will.
Overbite: Nico, which Gene Slammer do you think you'll meet on your next rescue?
Nico: Well next I'm hoping to go big this time. I'm hoping to meet a Blue Whale Gene-Slammer.
Me: Wow! A Blue Whale!? That will be interesting to see.
Yamato: It sure will. She would look great as a Blue Whale Zyuohger.
Layla Henrickson: I guess that would make me a Porcupine Zyuohger.
Nico: You know that thought never really occurred to me but that would be awesome to see.
Laney: It sure would. Wow!
Me: We did see Yamato use the power of the Whale on TV so it's highly possible that we can see a Blue Whale and a Porcupine Zyuohger in the future.
Lana: Yeah!
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes glowed even more, as he sensed a dark signal moving fast, and he saw a vision of who the dark energy signal belonged to, it was Warren Mears, the misogynistic mad scientist and psychopathic killer who hated Buffy Summers and her friends, and wants nothing more than to destroy them and take over Sunnydale, and he's heading for us, mainly towards Buffy Summers, Willow Rosenburg, Rupert Giles, Willow Rosenberg, Alexander Harris, Daniel Osbourne, Faith Lehane, Anya Jenkins, Spike, Riley Finn, Dawn Summers, and Andrew Wells. When we saw that, it definitely meant trouble.
Nico: Uh oh, I know those glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, does this mean the next douchebag from Buffy's past is heading for us?
Lincoln: That's right, Nico, and it's Warren Mears.
Buffy Summers: I should've guessed it. He just doesn't know when to quit, does he? Well, this will be the last time he comes crawling out of the shadows again to kill me and my friends.
?: Knowing him, he's not going to stop until he's killed everyone in his path.
Suddenly, we saw a figure appear, it was Tara Maclay, who was supposed to have been shot and killed by Warren Mears, when he tried to kill Buffy Summers.
Lincoln: Tara Maclay? But, how are you alive? Buffy said that you were fatally shot by Warren Mears.
Tara Maclay: Actually, I have something to tell you guys.
Tara Maclay showed us that she was wearing an armored vest, and it protected her from the bullet that was meant for Buffy Summers. We were amazed.
Me: Whoa.
Nico: Awesome, so you had a bulletproof vest on when Warren tried to shoot Buffy?
Tara Maclay: Yes, that's correct.
Willow Rosenburg: How do you like that? That moron had no idea you had some protection, but he still thinks you're dead.
Lincoln: Well, he's in for a nasty surprise when we get after him.
Uehara Ayaka: That's right, and he'll regret coming back from the dead to get his revenge on Buffy Summers and her friends.
Nico: Yeah, that asshole's looking at a one-way trip to Oblivion forever.
Lincoln: Along with The Beast after our special mission tomorrow.
Me: He'll be a big challenge, since we're literally dealing with an ancient demon who's been around for thousands of years.
Lincoln: But, we'll be ready for him, J.D. Now, then, shall we get going?
Nico: You got it, Lincoln. Alright, everyone, let's go.
We then head out to The Park, and then later on, Uehara Ayaka and Lincoln are going to take down the misogynistic mad scientist and psychopathic killer, Warren Mears, and they'll make sure he never comes back from the dead to attack anyone ever again.
We were walking to the park.
Roxy Rocket: Whatever Mordecai and Rigby found must be interesting.
Me: I'm sure it is. They said it was in a cave on the north side of the park.
Nico: I hope it's not a bear.
Eli: I don't think so. But we'll find out shortly.
We saw Mordecai and Rigby and they were in front of a cave entrance.
Mordecai: Glad you all came!
Jean Bison: Mordecai, you and Rigby said you two found something.
Mordecai: We sure did!
Rigby: You are not gonna believe this. But first you got to call Kru'll, Vandal Savage, the 2,000,000 Year Old Cave Man, and have J.D.'s Immortal Caveman self come. He has to see this.
Me: I have a feeling it's gonna be big.
We called them and I had my Caveman self come out.
Arlene Montgomery: Something big must have been found.
Koda: Yes sense it.
Kru'll: I wonder what it might be.
We went into the cave and we followed Mordecai and Rigby.
Mordecai: Look.
We saw frozen in a block of ice, a perfectly frozen cavewoman!
Me: WHOA!
J.D. 4: WOW! It's one of my fellow cavepeople! Perfectly frozen in ice for thousands of years.
Laney: This is an amazing discovery!
Nicole: Wow! She must've been in here for over 25,000 years.
Eli: Incredible.
Black Lance: A cavewoman?! Are you two serious?!
Rigby: Yeah we sure are.
Kru'll It's amazing that one of our fellow cavemen is found here.
Vandal Savage: After thousands of years.
Arlene Montgomery: Wow! And here in th 21st Century too. This is amazing.
Caveman (Scooby Doo): This is amazing too.
Nico: It sure is. Wow!
Pounce: Didn't you two thaw out a caveman before?
Mordecai: Yeah we sure did.
He told us all about it.
The episode starts with Mordecai and Rigby entering a cave for an overnight camp out, activities being making s'mores, rocking out to the radio, playing video games, and talking about their futures. All the while, with a giant block of ice slowly melting into the night.
The guys finally turn in for the night, not knowing the block of ice had completely melted, revealing a Caveman. He wakes up Mordecai and Rigby, and after a while, the duo think the Caveman is really cool.
When Benson notices him, he orders Mordecai and Rigby to throw the Caveman out. But after some persuasion, Benson allows them one week to teach the Caveman to be civilized.
With the help of Muscle Man, Hi-Five Ghost, Pops, and Skips, the duo are able to teach the Caveman, now named Gregg, how to be civilized. Just when the duo are about to find Benson and show him Gregg's progress, Gregg wants to defrost his long-lost love, Diane, who was hidden along with other members of Gregg's tribe in an enclosed cave.
When Mordecai, Rigby, and Greg bring Diane back to the house, she and Gregg try to "catch up" with each other, but soon find themselves in an argument and Diane leaves to defrost the rest of her tribe, leaving Gregg confused about who and what he is.
When the resurrected Cavemen and Diane wreak havoc on the Park, Mordecai, Rigby, and Gregg devise a plan to lure the Cavemen into the meat locker under the house. After leading the Cavemen into the meat locker, Gregg decides to stay with Dianne, feeling that it is best to stay with his love instead of being in the civilized world. Before he's almost completely frozen, Greg holds Diane in his arms and gives Mordecai and Rigby the thumbs-up.
Heartbroken, with the loss of their new friend Mordecai and Rigby begin to cry, the tearfully duo run into Benson, who had seen what had happened and was amazed at how noble Gregg was. With tears in his eyes, he tells the duo to clean up the mess caused by the cavemen or they'll be fired, (in a calm way). Rigby questions if they should still find a third friend, but Mordecai says two's good enough.
We were amazed.
Nico: Wow! But I'm sorry they had to be frozen again. But at least Gregg is happy. But maybe we can thaw out Greg again. Even after thousands of years he still is an awesome caveman friend.
Spear: Spear wonder how Greg liked living in 21st Century.
Mordecai: We taught him as much as we know.
Me: But it's amazing that even after thousands of years, their love for each other never died.
Girl Jordan: That is right.
Johnny 13: Um... Mordecai, can some of us talk to you and Rigby?
William: In private?
Mordecai: Sure.
Rigby: Okay.
Me: It's amazing that Mordecai and Rigby found a caveman.
Nico: Yeah.
Mordecai: What's up?
Maria: You two seriously can't be thinking of thawing that cavewoman out!
Black Knight Ghost: She looks like Gregg's love. And we all know what happened last time she was free!
Mordecai: We know but we didn't thaw Gregg out intentionally it was an accident.
Maria: Yes we know that and you did show him everything and we're proud of you for that. But after everything that happened with Diane she will do it again.
William: She's right. She will go on a rampage like she did before.
Rigby: We got to at least try and help her.
Eye Scream: This is going to end badly.
Nico: Well we got to at least try. Here goes. Starting with Gregg.
Nico sighed and then fired a blast of fire and thawed out Gregg!
Gregg: Mordecai! Rigby!
Mordecai: Gregg!
They hugged.
Mordecai: Awesome to see you again.
Gregg: Gregg happy to see you too.
Mordecai: Oh Gregg we have a bunch of friends for you to meet. This is Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Me: Welcome to the 21st Century.
Nico: Awesome to meet you Gregg. I'm Nico Chan.
Gregg: Gregg honored to meet you. Mordecai and Rigby showed Gregg so much about you.
Nico: That's awesome.
Kru'll: It's a pleasure to meet a fellow caveman.
J.D. 4: Same here.
Arlene Montgomery: It's awesome.
Me: We have a lot to talk about.
Cindersaur: I'll go get the ships in case we need to get out of here.
Nico agreed.
Nico: Now to thaw out Diane. (Sigh) Here goes.
Nico fired a blast of fire and thawed her out.
Diane: Where am Diane.
Me: Diane? It's okay. You in 21st Century.
Gregg: These Mordecai and Rigby's friends from Team Loud Phoenix Storm. They not hurt.
Gameface: Let's head back to the Estate to get the necessary weapons.
Nico: Okay. J.D. you stay and help Diane. We'll be back.
Me: Okay.
They left.
I helped Diane and I held out my hand with a caveman sign of friendship that I learned from my caveman self. It was like what Tarzan showed to Jane. It means friend.
Me: It's okay Diane.
Gregg: Diane this be big shock to you. But Gregg help you with friends Mordecai and Rigby. Along with all caveman friends.
Me: These are friends.
Back at the estate everyone was getting ready.
Bubble Man: I've got my Bubble Lead ready.
Nico: Awesome. We'll need a lot of Tranquilizer darts just in case.
Aylene C.: Me and Littlefoot and all of the Great Valley are ready.
Nico: Awesome Aylene.
Eli: I hope bro can handle this.
Nico: He has learned a lot from his Caveman self.
Oculous: My sniper rifle is armed and loaded.
Nico: Great.
Magma: My club is ready.
Eli: Yep. I have sleeping potions ready.
Squidward: Can you imagine if a caveman were in Bikini Bottom?
Lily: Actually Squidward believe it or not there was.
Nico: (Skeptical) Really?
SpongeBob: Yeah it was a Cave Sponge.
Lily: His name was Spongy Spongy.
Lily told us all about him.
Spongy Spongy is unfrozen from his cave after SpongeBob pours some hot chocolate onto Patrick's tongue which is stuck on the ice. Spongy Spongy follows SpongeBob around, aroused by his shoes. Due to him destroying everything in an attempt to mimic everything SpongeBob does, he gets his current generation offspring framed.
Meanwhile, Spongy is in the Krusty Krab kitchen, messing around when Squidward finds him. Squidward thinks he is actually SpongeBob and let out of prison early. Squidward tells him to get food ready, so Spongy Spongy goes to the back to hunt. Due to the modern Bikini Bottom being civilized, he can't hunt for animals, so he attacks a car and uses the parts as ingredients.
After the food is served, everybody complains, making Squidward think SpongeBob has gone crazy.
Spongy then runs all the way to the Bikini Bottom Town Hall and finds SpongeBob there. The two of them then talk and compare how similar they are. Afterwards, Spongy Spongy stomps so hard that he destroys the town hall, but is instead set free because they wanted it to come down in a week.
Everyone was surprised!
Nico: Wow! That is incredible!
Sakura Avalon: Wow! You met one of your caveman ancestors SpongeBob.
Nico: He sure did. That is amazing.
Laney: It sure is.
Vulkanus: Benson, don't you have anything to say about this?!
Nico: Vulkanus calm down. But yeah Benson do you have anything to say?
Benson: Yeah and I did help Mordecai and Rigby out with this. They were heartbroken after Gregg and Diane froze again. So I let them off gently on that. Poor guys were sad.
Nico: That's good you did Benson.
Squit: Like Pesto, underneath that tough exterior he is a real softie.
Pesto: What do you mean by that?
Squit: You're sweet, you know, a softie.
Pesto: I am a softie? What, are you sayin' I'm some kind of swirly-topped ice cream cone, here for you to smack your beak lips over? Is that what you're sayin'!?
Squit: No, I'm not sayin' that!
Pesto: You're sayin' that I, am a softie.
Squit: Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm sayin'.
Pesto: Dat's it!
(Pesto jumps in and attacks Squit. Bobby starts laughing.)
Everyone laughed at that.
Android 17: Wait. It looks like J.D. and his caveman self are actually talking nicely with her.
Eddy: Maybe this won't turn out badly after all.
Just then, we heard Diane roar angrily.
Maria: You were saying?!
Nico: Oh no! Battlestations!
Sheila: Guys, I'm getting reports about cavemen being thawed out in Bluespring Caverns!
Deadwood: It's armageddon, everybody!
Nico: LETS GO GUYS! CODE RED!
Toy Story Sergeant: LETS MOVE MOVE MOVE MOVE MOVE!
Everyone flew down and went into the cave and found me brutally beaten up!
Varie: JUMPING NACHOS!
Varie and Misty went over to me and I had a black eye and some of my teeth were missing!
Nico: GEEZ! J.D. are you okay?
Me: (Stupidly and Dazed) Mommy can we bake cookies and cream today instead of sending me to school? (All my teeth shatter into dust.)
Nico: Oh man.
I then shook my head.
Me: OW!
Nico: What happened?
J.D. 4: Diane just freaked out and released all her fellow cavemen and went out into the city!
Kru'll: I tried to calm her down but she wouldn't listen.
Me: Yeah and then she smashed my face in with a club.
Eli: Ouch.
Nico: Lets get moving!
Eli: First take this bro.
Eli gave me a Senzu Bean.
Me: Thanks bro.
I ate the bean and I was better.
Me: Ahh. Thanks.
We went into the city and we saw cars being destroyed!
Tyrone: We have to do our entrance before anymore cars are destroyed!
Nico: Right! Lets go!
We went at the Cavemen and Diane and then the spirits of the Horrors of Halloween swirled around the Cavemen and Diane and then converged and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion blasted out and then a phoenix cry was heard and we came out.
Kru'll: Fellow cavemen stop this senseless violence now!
Me: Diane just calm down so we can talk!
Diane: Diane scared!
Gregg: Diane listen to Gregg.
Eli: Excuse me. But I must discipline the nanny-
Eli was cut off by a caveman hitting his face with his club, knocking him to the ground.
Jack O Lantern: (helps Eli up) Here, Eli. Let ME discipline them! (throws pumpkin bomb at cavemen)
KRABOOOM!
It hit him and exploded and smashed him down.
Eli: OW! THAT HURT!
Eli had a black eye and a big lump on his head!
Nunnally: Yikes!
The 2,000,000 year old cave man smashed a Caveman with his club!
Nico: Better call in the big guns!
Nico called Dark.
Dark Spicer: Dark here.
Nico: Dark we have huge problems! Cavemen are running amok!
Dark Spicer: Oh man! Hang on Nico!
Dark Spicer turned into his XLR8 form and ran fast and then he came to the city and then he turned into Menace Arms!
Menace Arms: Here's your warning cavemen! Your prehistoric asses are about to be kicked!
Then Mr. Mittens, Seadramon, Manta Bayarsh, Black Spider, Biowulf, Unicorn, Ryugu Tamatebacco, Cluemaster, Electropede and Count Nocturn appeared.
Nico: Mr. Mittens, Seadramon, Manta Bayarsh, Black Spider, Biowulf, Unicorn, Ryugu Tamatebacco, Cluemaster, Electropede and Count Nocturn.
Seadramon: Wow what happened here?
Nico: Don't ask.
Mr. Mittens: I think it's way too late to bring this fight to another planet.
May: (sarcastically) You think?!
Biowulf: All you guys can do right now is calm Diane and her friends down.
Nico: We won't kill them. After all, they're pretty strong. They can talk a hit.
Me: And they are a part of our evolutionary chain.
Seadramon: That's good to know.
Black Spider: (to Nico) We heard you recruited Billy Billions for us.
Nico: We sure did.
Unicorn: Remind us to recruit Mazuma as well.
Nico: Noted. And Himiko got an awesome sword too.
Eli: Yep.
Black Spider: Awesome.
?: Crazy day for you all huh?
A figure came out and it was KNASTY KNIGHT from episode 10 of Season 1 of Mighty Morphin!
Knasty Knight is released from inside his tree in 1993 by Rita to destroy Zack due to him having a terrible birthday. Prior to bringing back the Knasty Knight, Squatt and Baboo forged a sword for the Knight to use against the Power Rangers which has special corrosive abilities to ruin the Power Weapons. When Zack is alone, Rita and her minions attack him with Squatt filming Zack being confronted by the Knasty Knight. Zack fights the Knasty Knight but is overwhelmed until his friends arrive. During the fight with all the Rangers, the Knasty Knight damages all of the Power Weapons and even manages to reflect back the Blade Blasters Tower Formation. Excited, Rita enlarges him and, during the fight with the Megazord, he breaks its Power Sword by reflecting their power and wipes it out. However, Zack realizes that the evil Knight reflects energy so the Rangers use his own strategy against him by restraining his sword in eye beams and draining the power. With it, they recover and repair the Power Sword before smashing his sword and finishing him off with an energy slash.
Zack Taylor: Knasty Knight!
Knasty Knight: Long time no see ranger.
Me: I remember you! You were sent to destroy Zack when he was having a terrible birthday.
Knasty Knight: That's right J.D. Good memory.
Me: Never missed an episode.
Knasty Knight: I actually didn't come alone. I brought another monster with me.
Pineoctopus appeared.
Nico: Pineoctopus too! Wow!
Pineoctopus: Yep and I chose an archenemy too.
Nico: Neat!
Pineoctopus: We also have a new recruit.
A figure came out and it was BANA from Xenoblade Chronicles!
Evil-doer
Full Name
Bana
Alias
Chairman Bana
Banana (by his mother)
Origin
Xenoblade Chronicles 2
Occupation
Chairman of the Argentum Trade Guild
Powers / Skills
Intelligence
Manipulation
Control over Lila and Rosa
Hobby
Making money.
Goals
Become richer.
Crimes
Murder
Terrorism
Smuggling artificial Blades
Type of Villain
Greedy Weapons Dealer
Bana is a major antagonist in the video game, Xenoblade Chronicles 2. He is a Nopon who is the Chairman of the Argentum Trade Guild. Despite the fact that he is a respected person, he's actually a ruthless businessman willing to do whatever it takes to become richer.
He was voiced by Akio Ōtsuka in the Japanese version, and by the late Stephen Critchlow in the English version.
Biography
Bana is first seen hiring Rex to work alongside Torna into getting the Aegis, with the condition that he'll get paid for getting the job done. He is informed by Pupurin that Rex escaped with Pyra, so he hires Dughall to retrieve them for him, but failed to do so.
Later on, he appeared in chapter 4, having owned an abandoned factory in the heart of Mor Ardain where artificial Blades have been mass-produced and that he plans to sell them to various factions, including Torna, for money. It is revealed that he's the one who actually kidnapped Professor Tatazo, Tora's father, in order to force him to mass-produce artificial Blades. Also, Muimui is working alongside him. Being confronted by Rex and his friends, they control a giant artificial Blade known as Rosa to crush them and take the Aegis for themselves, but they are defeated. Bana escapes when Patroka and Mikhail arrive on the Monoceros.
Next, he kidnapped Queen Raqura so that he can kill her and frame the Ardainians for the crime. With this, he'll provoke a war between Uraya and Mor Ardain to make a profit from it. He piloted an improved version of Rosa in order to kill the party, which he failed once again. He resorts to self-destruct Rosa to take them with him, but everyone is saved except for Emperor Niall, who is revived by Nia (who is revealed to be a Flesh Eater Blade) afterwards. Bana also survived and is captured and arrested.
Bana is punished to run on a giant wheel to generate power for Goldmouth. In the quest "Bana's Secret Treasure", it is revealed that Bana was funding an organization called Lindwurm led by his father, Don Dondon.
Pyra: Bana!
Nicole: From Xenoblade Chronicles! Awesome!
Nico: Oh this will be awesome to see.
We then got the usual battles underway.
CatDog, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Life Skylanders, Beekeeper and Doofenshmirtz VS Mr. Mittens - Nico's Rescue
Mr. Mittens was first.
Mr. Mittens: (to CatDog) Nico did good helping to get that sword on his rescue. Honestly, I think he WAS bluffing about destroying it.
Cat: Yeah I thik he was. But it was amazing that all that happened on his rescue.
Dog: But it was a really amazing treasure hunt too.
Fluttershy: It sure was fun.
Tornado Bolt: Yeah it sure was.
Stealth Ef: Yeah and you know how much we love treasure hunts.
Mr. Mittens: Yeah that is true. Lets do it!
They fired waves of flowers, bones, fish, grass and leaves and smashed him down.
Cat: That was great!
Dog: HI HO DIGGETTY!
Fluttershy: That was fun.
Jake Long, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Overbite and Seawing VS Biowulf - Lincoln's rescue
Biowulf was next.
Biowulf: (to Jake) I heard that Lincoln's rescue was in "When Dinosaurs Ruled the Earth". How was it?
Jake Long: It was really awesome! And they had to take down cavemen that were sacrificing women to the sun. You know it's very coincidental. We're facing cavemen here in the 21st century and that movie took place 500,000 years ago.
Rainbow Dash: That is really awesome. And it's amazing that Diane and a bunch of cavepeople were found right in the park.
Scootaloo: Yeah it sure was! That is awesome.
Whirlwind: Yeah it sure was. Wow.
Biowulf: It's amazing too. Lets do it!
They fired waves of fire, lightning, wind and rainbows and smashed him down.
Jake Long: AW YEAH!
Rainbow Dash: That was AWESOME!
Poromon, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Dimitri LouSteau and Jean Bison VS Seadramon - Meeting an Element Valkyrie Gene-slammer
Seadramon was next.
Seadramon: (to Poromon) I heard that you guys met an Element Valkyrie Gene-slammer. What's her name?
Poromon: Her name is Erica Jacqueline and she has an amazing history.
Rarity: That she does but she also has an intense burning hatred towards Flip.
Seadramon: Uh oh! What did do this time that set her off?
Sweetie Belle: Well it was crazy! It took place not long after Flip's attempt to hire the hitmen to kill Lincoln and his family, along with Lincoln's friends, The Santiagos, The Casagrandes, and J.D. for ruining his plans and all his money went down the drain, thanks to Erica Gillette, Varya Halinova, Rachel Jacobs, Valerie Apollo, Jessica Florrence, Caitlyn Togero, Nikolette Furya, Hailey Nicos, and Katie Ferrari. Erica Jacqueline was then asked by the FBI to find out what Flip was up to, and she agreed to the task. Erica then headed for Flip's Food and Fuel undercover, and she infiltrated his secret room, and she began recording, and what she found out on tape is completely shocking: he was planning on using a series of bombs that he'd gotten from a couple of gang members he ripped off, and he was going to use them to kill Lincoln and his family, along with all of Lincoln's friends, The Santiagos, The Casagrandes, and J.D. for ruining his plans again, while he escaped to another state. It was right from there that an incredibly powerful and burning hatred towards Flip sparked inside her, and she no longer cared about the mission the FBI gave her, She wanted to kill Flip and smash his skull. Erica charged out, and she started brutally pulverizing Flip and he was screaming in excruciating pain, as she broke his bones and pulverized his jumbled organs, but she had no idea that I'd already sent the FBI the tape. By the time agents came in, they already saw her pulverizing Flip, and they had to get her off of him, and she still wanted to kill him. But, they said that She'd already done her job, and they took Flip to the hospital, and in handcuffs. Erica was so overcome with rage and when she saw that she had Flip's blood on her hands and clothes, she was horrified, and then, Lincoln and his family came up to her, and Erica hugged Lincoln and Lori and she broke down and cried, and they returned the hug.
Seadramon: GOODNESS! That is brutal! Man that really must've set her off big time!
Sweetie Belle: YEAH IT SURE DID! Holy mackerel!
Gill Grunt: Erica gave him one NASTY Beatdown!
Seadramon: BOY NO KIDDING! But that was what lead to him being captured? Wow! Lets do it!
They fired waves of lightning, jewels, ice and water and smashed him down.
Poromon: RIGHT ON!
Rarity: Rapture darling that was grand!
Jenny Wakeman, Pinkie Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Pounce and Wingspan VS Eric Needham A.K.A. Black Spider - Pinkie's first Ambassador Mission
Black Spider was next.
Black Spider: (to Jenny) I heard Pinkie had her first Ambassador Mission. How was it?
Jenny Wakeman: It went really well.
Pinkie Pie: Yeah we had an amazing good time! It was great!
Featherweight: Yeah it was amazing.
Sprocket: It sure was. We heard so much about it.
Black Spider: That is amazing. Lets do it!
They fired waves of metal, gears, lightning and energy and smashed him down.
Jenny Wakeman: AWESOME!
Pinkie Pie: BEST USUAL BATTLE EVER!
Sheila Castille, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Sunny Starscout, Magic Skylanders, Eye Five and Eye Scream VS Unicorn - Amazing that Mordecai and Rigby know a caveman
Unicorn was next.
Unicorn: (to Sheila) It's amazing that Mordecai and Rigby know a caveman. And now, they have a second chance at giving him a good life here.
Sheila Castille: They sure do! And that is so cool! Both our sides know a lot of cavemen too.
Twilight Sparkle: Yeah it sure is amazing.
Starshine Sparkle: Yeah! I think it's amazing.
Sunny Starscout: I think this is all amazing. We had tons of encounters with cavemen before and we know many of them.
Spyro: They sure are cool.
Unicorn: Yeah they sure are. They have lots of experiences from the Ice Age. Things that no human can even imagine. Lets do it!
They fired waves of magic and energy and smashed him down.
Sheila Castille: OH YEAH!
Twilight Sparkle: That was amazing!
Aang, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Flamefeather and Cindersaur VS Arthur Brown A.K.A. Cluemaster - Visiting Ozai in prison
Cluemaster was next.
Cluemaster: (to Aang) I hope you were okay when you and the others visited Ozai in prison. Especially considering all the atrocities he did to you, your people, and your friends.
Aang: That was Sozin that destroyed my people but yeah I'm okay with it. As long as he is in prison he will never hurt another soul again.
Sunset Shimmer: Yeah he can't hurt anyone from behind prison walls..
Pipsqueak: (British Accent) He wanted us to finish him so he would be a martyr. But we wouldn't do that.
Sunburn: Yeah no kidding. Martyrs are remembered. Ozai should NEVER be remembered even after everything he did.
Cluemaster: I agree there. Lets do it!
They fired waves of wind and fire and smashed him down.
Aang: OH YEAH!
Sunset Shimmer: That was amazing!
Paula (Loud House), Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, RD Lincoln, and Bubble Man VS Electropede - Himiko has an awesome sword now
Electropede was next.
Electropede: (to Paula) Himiko has an awesome sword now. One that she's definitely earned.
Paula: I agree there! She definitely has earned it. But what happened to her was not her fault. Her original quirk she had was unstable.
Starlight Glimmer: Thank goodness that Fiona and her sisters were able to cure her and help her.
Cozy Glow: Yeah that was a good thing.
Hex: But what happened because of it was terrible.
Electropede: Yeah no kidding. But at least she is better and is redeemed. Lets do it!
They fired waves of lightning, bones, magic and stars and smashed him down.
Paula: AWESOME!
Starlight Glimmer: That was amazing!
Mera of Atlantis, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Squidward and Master Frown VS Ryugu Tamatebacco - Billy Billions will be perfect
Ryugu Tamatebacco was next.
Ryugu Tamatebacco: (to Mera) Billy Billions is a perfect addition to our ranks. We just need to find someone for him.
Mera: Well we'll think of something for him. But he sure gave Ben a really hard time. He was what we call Ben Tennyson's version of Princess Morbucks.
Applejack: Yeah that was crazy.
Apple Bloom: No kidding there.
Flashwing: At least he didn't resort to ruining Christmas like Princess Morbucks tried to do.
Ryugu Tamatebacco: That is true. Lets do it!
They fired waves of earth, rock, crystal, apples and water and smashed him down.
Mera: FOR ATLANTIS!
Applejack: YEEHAW! That was great!
Marceline the Vampire Queen, Princess Luna, Moondust, Dark Skylanders, Alucard (HELLSING) and Android 17 VS Count Nocturn - Hope Diane calms down
Count Nocturn was next.
Count Nocturn: (to Marceline) I hope Diane calms down. Not that I really blame her for freaking out.
Marceline: After being frozen in ice for over 25,000 years and waking up in a completely different world that is unlike what she remembers? I would feel the exact same way. I've lived in an Apocalyptic World for over 1,000 years and I know that feeling too.
Princess Luna: That is crazy but we'll try to help her out.
Moondust: We all will.
Blackout: Yes we will.
Count Nocturn: This is a whole new world for her but you all can do it. Lets do it!
They fired waves of darkness and smashed him down.
Marceline: ALL RIGHT!
Princess Luna: A true victory of the night!
Taylor (Loud House), Princess Celestia, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Tyrone McGee, and Terrence vs Manta Bayarsh - Amazing how SpongeBob met a Caveman version of him
Manta Bayarsh was next.
Manta Bayarsh: (to Taylor) It's amazing how SpongeBob met a Caveman version of him. Can we meet him someday?
Taylor: I hope we can and that is completely coincidental. And all that happened on SpongeBob and Patrick's fun time.
Princess Celestia: That is really amazing. I wonder if Equestria has any cave ponies like that.
Amber Morning: That would be interesting to see.
Spotlight: It sure would.
Manta Bayarsh: Yeah it sure would be cool. Lets do it!
They fired waves of fire and light and smashed him down.
Taylor: OH YEAH!
Princess Celestia: That was so awesome!
Fiona Hernandez the Uria, Lord of Searing Flames Gene-Slammer, Himiko Toga, Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon, RD Lola and Misty Tredwell VS Kimberly Ann Hart the Pink Ranger Slayer
Pink Ranger Slayer was next.
Pink Ranger Slayer: How many worlds have you all went to that involved Cavemen or Dinosaurs?
Fiona Hernandez: Well many of us weren't with the team at the time but Nico told us that we've been to many worlds like that. We went to the worlds of The Land Before Time, Dinosaur, The Good Dinosaur, Jurassic Park, When Dinosaurs Ruled The Earth, Primal, Ice Age, Planet Sauria from the Lylat System and I think that's about it.
Himiko Toga: That is so amazing that we went to so many worlds that were filled with dinosaurs and prehistoric creatures.
Apple Bloom: It sure is! I think it's really amazing that there are so many worlds out there like that.
Sweetie Belle: Yeah they sure are amazing.
Scootaloo: But what happened in each world was crazy too.
Diamond Tiara: They sure were awesome.
Silver Spoon: But the scariest one of them all we have seen was what happened with that Zombie Argentinosaurus.
Pink Ranger Slayer: I heard about that! That must've really scarred Aylene.
Misty Tredwell: It sure did. That episode of Primal was one of the darkest we've ever seen and no one was laughing when they saw that one.
Pink Ranger Slayer: Oh man! I remember seeing that one! That was just so awful! A gentle giant like an Argentinosaurus turning into a bloodthirsty feral killing machine. Lets do it!
They fired waves of fire and elements and smashed her down.
Fiona Hernandez: FIRE WINS!
Cutie Mark Crusaders: CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS VICTORY! YAY!
Marie Hernandez the Gene-Slammer of Hamon, Lord of Striking Thunder, Ibara Shiozaki, Frozen Fright, Thunder Terror, Magma Gloom, Toxic Horror, Louie PoisonSea, RD Lincoln and Elena VS Weddinmon
Weddinmon was next.
Weddinmon: That is so amazing that Nico turned into the Purple Kiramager yesterday. And the coolest part is that we haven't met the Kiramagers yet and already we're showing off their awesome skills and powers.
Marie Hernandez: It sure is awesome! I think it's really amazing that the Kiramagers have so many awesome powers involving machines and jewels. But it was awful that the
Yodonheim Empire wants to plunge the entire universe into total darkness.
Weddinmon: That is awful! What is the goal of Yodonheim?
Marie Hernandez: They want to destroy all light in the entire universe and plunge it into eternal darkness.
Marie went over their history.
The Dark Empire Yodonheim are an army of dark genies seeking to eradicate all light and the main antagonists of Mashin Sentai Kiramager, as well as its prequel movie Mashin Sentai Kiramager: Episode ZERO.
They herald from the Realm of Darkness, Yodonheim and seek to pollute worlds across the universe in order to transform them into ecosystems much like their homeworld. Having already conquered their enemies, the Kingdom of Crystalia, the Empire seeks to target the Earth next to steal the hopes and radiance of their people. Their main objective is to have their Jamenshi cause chaos in order to gather enough darkness for them to send a Jamen Beasts to Earth to rampage around and construct an Invasion Gate for them to invade Earth through.
As part of their campaign, the Yodonheim forces invaded the Crystalia Kingdom, home to a race of light genies. With help from a traitor within the Crystalia royal court, Galza, the armies of the Yodonheim were able to besiege the palace and defeat the ruler of Crystalia, King Oradin. In exchange for betraying his brother, Galza was given a seat as one of the Yodonheim's generals.
However, the princess of Crystalia, Mabushiina, managed to escape to Earth where she recruited five people with the Kiramai Stones to become the Kiramagers and combat the oncoming Yodonheim invasion.
The Yodonheim later invaded Earth to destroy it radiance. The invasion of Earth was spearheaded on behalf of Emperor Yodon by Carantula and Galza, who was rewarded for his betrayal of Crystalia by being promoted to one of Yodonheim's top generals. Carantula's first move was to send down the Faucet Hildon Jamen Beast to create a portal for them to send their invasion force through. However, the Jamen Beast was destroyed by the Kiramagers with the power of their Mashins.
In order to gather enough darkness to send more Jamen Beasts down to Earth, Carantula dispatched Jamenshi down to gather enough darkness to construct invasion gates for the Jamen Beasts to enter through. Eventually though, Emperor Yodon became dissatisfied with the slow progress of the Earth invasion and believed Carantula was wasting resources. Yodonna, the personal assistant of the Emperor, would later arrive to take command of the invasion in order to speed it up.
When she was done the group was shocked and horrified!
Weddinmon: That is terrible! And I'm guessing you guys will all face one of Yodon's forces on June 14th.
Marie Hernandez: That's right. What they were doing last year in 2020 is absolutely horrible!
Frozen Fright: No kidding! They are monsters of darkness.
Thunder Terror: They are just like Xehanort.
Magma Gloom: What they were doing was awful.
Toxic Horror: It's absolutely sickening that they can do all that.
Louie PoisonSea: But Carantula defected and he would make a great addition to the Masters of Evil or the Redemption Squad.
Weddinmon: That is true. But it's good the Kiramagers destroyed them. Lets do it!
They fired waves of lightning and elements and smashed her down.
Weddinmon: LIGHTNING WINS!
Fearful 5: FEARFUL 5 WINS!
Nicole Hernandez the Raviel, Lord of Phantasms Gene-Slammer, Star Swirl the Bearded, Rockhoof, Somnambula, Mistmane, Flash Magnus, Mage Meadowbrook, Gusty the Great, Clover the Clever, RD Lucy and Carly Atlas VS Marcel Bonaparte
Marcel was next.
Marcel: I heard a while back that Sakura had an accident at her father's office and it upset her. What happened?
Nicole Hernandez: Well it was because of what happened after the capture of the Sleep Card. She lost her balance and accidentally destroyed his work. Sakura was really upset about that. She was crying hard. But her dad forgave her for it. He had all his work in his head.
Marcel: Oh man. Sakura must've felt really bad about that.
Star Swirl: She sure was. Poor girl.
Rockhoof: (Scottish Accent) Poor lass. She has a really amazing father.
Somnambula: (Egyptian Accent) Yeah she has a great father.
Mistmane: Boy she sure does.
Flash Magnus: I'm happy for Sakura too.
Mage Meadowbrook: Yeah me too. What happened there was bad for her.
Gusty: I'm glad her dad forgave her.
Clover the Clever: Me too.
Marcel: Same here. She has a great father. Lets do it!
They fired waves of darkness and elements and smashed him down.
Nicole Hernandez: DARKNESS WINS!
Star Swirl: That was fun!
Natasha Hernandez the Red-Eyes Zombie Dragon Gene-Slammer, Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, Princess Cadance, Minuette, Twinkleshine, Lemon Hearts, Moondancer, Lyra Heartstrings, Sunset Shimmer, Twilight Sparkle, Brittney Knudson and Misty Tredwell VS Su Yung
Su Yung was next.
Su Yung: Mordecai and Rigby knowing a caveman is really amazing.
Natasha Hernandez: I agree too and it's awesome that they know people like Gregg and Diane. And they're 25,000 year old cavepeople too.
Princess Celestia: That is really amazing.
Princess Luna: It most sure is. I saw caveponies and cavepeople in the museum and they are amazing.
Princess Cadance: They sure are amazing too.
Minuette: I agree too. They are cool and their cultures were amazing.
Twinkleshine: We all think so too. Also I think Jonny Quest met some Yetis that are like cavepeople too.
Su Yung: Yetis? Aren't they a myth?
Lemon Hearts: Some people think so but many people in the Himalayan Mountains believe they are real.
Moondancer: There has been lots of sightings of them over the centuries but they were never proven.
Lyra Heartstrings: I think it would be really amazing that Yetis are like that.
Sunset Shimmer: I think so too.
Twilight Sparkle: Yep and Team Loud Phoenix Storm has seen all kinds of legendary creatures.
Brittney: We sure have and they are all very awesome.
Misty Tredwell: They sure are.
Su Yung: Wow no kidding. Lets do it!
They fired waves of darkness and magic and smashed her down.
Natasha Hernandez: Darkness Falls!
Princess Celestia: That was so awesome!
Catherine Iroh Lan Kai the Firebird Gene-Slammer, Layla MacKenzie, Sakura Avalon, Madison Taylor, Chelsea, Rita, Nikki, Kero, Li, Yue (Cardcaptors), Carly Atlas and Misty Tredwell VS Admiral Zhao.
Admiral Zhao was next.
Admiral Zhao: Is it true that Ozai now has a burn like Zuko does on his face?
Catherine Iroh: Yep it sure is and Kiyi burned him. Because of that I got a really powerful sense of poetic justice from that. Ozai burned Zuko in his face like that and now Kiyi did the same thing.
Admiral Zhao: Wow! That is incredible.
Catherine Iroh: Yeah! Kiyi sure left her mark on him. She's a very strong Firebender for someone so young.
Layla MacKenzie: Yeah she sure is. And she definitely has what it takes to be like her half brother.
Sakura Avalon: I agree there and that is amazing.
Madison Taylor: It sure is. And Nico has gotten tougher over the years too. Ozai tried to intimidate him but he didn't fall for it.
Chelsea: That's for sure.
Rita (Cardcaptors): That was so amazing.
Nikki: It sure was cool.
Kero: Yeah Nico has grown into a powerful force.
Li: Absolutely. He has come a long way.
Carly Atlas: That is for sure. Ozai had it coming after everything he did.
Misty Tredwell: He sure did. Thank goodness he had it coming.
Admiral Zhao: That is amazing. Lets do it!
Catherine Iroh did some stances and fired blasts of fire and they fired waves of magic and smashed him down.
Catherine Iroh: That was amazing!
Sakura Avalon: That was awesome and fun!
Erica Jacquiline the Element Valkyrie Gene-Slammer VS Bana (Xenoblade Chronicles)
Bana was next.
Bana: I hope you have as good a fighting skill against me.
Erica Jacquiline: Oh I won't disappoint you.
She fired waves of fire and water and smashed him down.
Nico Robin VS Pineoctopus
Pineoctopus was next.
Pineoctopus: This is gonna be so awesome.
Nico Robin: Oh it always is.
She used her powers and then many hands appeared all over Pineoctopus and she had them tickle him all over.
Nico Robin: Coochie coochie coo!
It was really funny and he was laughing hysterically and she knocked him down.
Nina Cherenkov - Jack's Knight Gene-Slammer VS Knasty Knight
Knasty Knight was next.
Knasty Knight: So I get one of the Cherenkov Sisters as my archenemy.
Nina Cherenkov: (Russian Accent) Yes you sure do and this will be fun.
Nina unsheathed her sword and then they clashed and then Nina kicked him down.
Mighty Morphin Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Nico, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Lucrecia Crescent, Himiko Toga, Lana, Laney and Lola VS Knasty Knight
Knasty Knight was next for the Ranger battle.
Nico: This will be fun.
Nico teleported and opened Knasty Knight's safe and in it was a bunch of rings and swords. The rings were called Rings of The Phoenix and Angel, they're a massive collection of beautiful silver rings with large gems in the favorite colors of the team inserted into the center surrounded by a phoenix and an angel, and these rings not only also remove stress and anger, but they also help us see right through a villain's lies. Once worn, they'll merge with the Animal Spirit Rings that we have on, and we'll get a massive power and energy increase. The Swords were for the 2012 Turtles, 2012 April, 2012 Casey Jones, and 2012 Splinter, they're a collection of swords called the Destroyers of The 2012 Shredder, they're they're large swords with the symbols of the Turtles etched on the 6'9" massive, wide, double-edged, man-sized blades, angel wings for the crossguards, large gems for the hilts, longer black handles, and large gems with surrounding angel wings for the pommels. Once in hand, they'll get a massive power and energy increase. Plus, there's also massive Destroyers of the 2012 Shredder swords for you guys, as well, since you also have a very nasty history with Shredder.
Nico: Wow Rings and Swords this time. And these rings are amazing.
Knasty Knight: They sure are neat. And the swords are for the 2012 Turtles and their friends.
Nico: Neat! I'll hold on to those for tomorrow.
Nico teleported with them and regrouped.
Nico: Lets get him!
Tommy Oliver: IT'S MORPHIN TIME!
THUNDERCLAP!
Tommy Oliver: DRAGONZORD!
Zach Taylor: MASTODON!
Kimberly Ann Hart: PTERODACTYL!
Billy Cranston: TRICERATOPS!
Trini Kwan: SABER-TOOTHED TIGER!
Jason Lee Scott: TYRANNOSAURUS!
They transformed and were ready!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! MIGHTY MORPHIN 1!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Mighty Morphin Rangers too!
Nico: Lets get him!
Jason Lee Scott: POWER BLASTER!
Nico: FIRE!
They fired waves of elements and energy and the blasts hit him and Knasty Knight Exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!
Knasty Knight was dead!
Nico: Knasty Knight you have failed this city!
Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a super mega win!
We regrouped.
Troy: Diane, we don't want to hurt you. But right now, you're not giving us any other option!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! SPD!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the SPD Rangers!
Me: SPD Rangers. Good choice. Lets add Dinosaur power to the mix! (Turns dial) ROARING JURASSIC POWER!
I turned the dial on the Zenryoku Zenkai Cannon and I summoned the Blue Zyuranger, Black Abaranger, Purple Kyoryuger and Pink Ryusoulger!
Nico: Awesome choice!
Me: Yep. Now for something you will enjoy seeing. KIRAMAI CHANGE!
In an orange jewel background I turned into THE ORANGE KIRAMAGER!
Me: THE AMBER FLIGHT! KIRAMAI ORANGE!
Nico: WHOA! That is so awesome!
Lincoln: J.D. you look incredible as an orange Kiramager!
Me: Thanks guys. Now for some fun!
The Cavepeople went at us and we went at them and really let them have it and we even tickled them and more.
We were really tickling them too.
Slipstream, Marie Kanker Loud, Air Raid and Luna Loud used the Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Slipstream's Nullifier missiles, Air Raid's Torque Rifle and Marie and Luna's powers 100-fold.
Slipstream and Marie Kanker Loud: NULLIFYING DRAGON FIRESTORM!
Air Raid and Luna Loud: MAELSTROM OF TSUNAMI BLAST!
10,000 Volt Ghost and Ax: LIGHTNING ANDALITE BLAST!
Jack O Lantern and Green Arrow: PUMPKIN ARROW BARRAGE!
Roxy Rocket and Danny: GHOST ROCKET BLAST!
Gameface and Margo: GAMING FIRE MEGABLAST!
Johnny 13 and Ghost Rider: MOTORCYCLE FIRESTORM BLAST!
Deadwood and Jonny: ACORN COCONUTS MEGABLAST!
Oculous and Tommy: ICE EYE SHOT!
Black Lance and Jimmy: KNIGHT UNICORN BLAST!
Vulkanus and Shanan: STELLAR LIFE MEGABLAST!
Black Knight Ghost and Red She Hulk: KNIGHT OF FURY BLAST!
Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Life Skylanders and Mordecai: KINDNESS OF NATURE MEGABLAST!
They fired waves of elements and energy.
Aylene, Gameface, Nico, Mordecai and Rigby: JURASSIC LOVE FURYBLAST!
They fired waves of energy.
Lincoln: CAVE ELEMENT STYLE: BLUESPRING CAVERNS!
Elpeo Pie: CAVE LIGHTNING STYLE: INDIAN CAVERNS!
Peni Parker CAVE WEB STYLE: COLD WATER CAVE!
Entrapta: CAVE LIGHTNING STYLE: SPOOK CAVE!
Perfuma: CAVE NATURE STYLE: MAMMOTH CAVE!
Frosta: CAVE ICE STYLE: LOCKPORT CAVE!
Sara Crew: CAVE JEWEL STYLE: DIAMOND CAVERNS!
Jessica Shannon: CAVE STING STYLE: EAGLE CAVE!
Shantae: CAVE MAGIC STYLE: CHARLES TOWN CAVERN!
Akko: CAVE STAR STYLE: SKYLIGHT CAVE!
Colette Brunel: CAVE LIGHT STYLE: CRYSTAL CAVE!
Ryuko Matoi (TLPS): CAVE DARK STYLE: DEVIL'S DEN CAVE!
They fired waves of elements and they formed images of said caves from all over the world.
Lincoln and his harem: CAVE FINAL SMASH: CAVERN BLAST!
They fired a laser and the blasts all hit the cavemen and Diane and knocked them down.
They were calm down.
Nico: That did it.
Gregg: Diane?
Diane: Diane sorry about trouble today.
Cluemaster: It's perfectly fine, Diane.
Me: It's okay Diane. Things have really changed a lot over the last 25,000 years. So it's gonna take a long time for you to adjust to life here.
Mordecai: I hope she can pay for the damages.
Electropede: I doubt she has money on her at the moment.
Ryugu Tamatebacco: But her payment CAN be her, Gregg, and the rest of the cavemen helping us in tomorrow's battle.
Gregg: That sound fair.
Me: Don't worry I can fix all this.
I snapped my fingers and fixed everything. It'll be a while for Gregg and Diane to adjust but Koda, Kru'll and Arlene can help them out. From fellow cavepeople.
Layla Henrickson: I'm really gonna love it here with you guys.
Erica Jacqueline: I will too.
Count Nocturne: You sure will.
Manta Bayarsh: Think you can cook some good food in the future for us?
Layla Henrickson: I would be really honored.
?: I will destroy all of you for constantly ruining all of my plans to take over Sunnydale!
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting around Lincoln, Linka, TLPS Ms. Tarantula's, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the eight large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lucy, Lars, and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lola and Lexx Loud's and Steven Universe's legs, the eight large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the eight emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the eight large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the eight large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam, Lana, and Leif Loud's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Loud and Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Lori, TLPS Mr. Shark, Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni and Loni Loud's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Luan, TLPS Mr. Snake, and Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Laney and Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa and Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily and Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eight large white orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, especially when Buffy Summers and The Scooby Gang heard that familiar voice.
Buffy Summers: Should've known I'd hear that voice again. You can come out now, Warren Mears.
A figure came out, and it was none other than Warren Mears, the misogynistic mad scientist and sadistic psychopath, and he has a gun in his hand.
Buffy Summers: You just don't even know when to quit, do you, Warren? No matter how many times you've been foiled because of your own actions, or by us, you just never quit.
Warren Mears: Shut your mouth, bitch! You're next, along with Willow!
Me: Not if we kill you first you asshole!
Warren Mears raised his gun to shoot Buffy, but before he could, Tara Maclay punched Warren Mears in the face. When Warren Mears saw Tara Maclay, he was shocked.
Warren Mears: What, Tara, but how? I shot you! You can't be alive!
Tara Maclay: I had on some protection, you psychopathic little monster. Because of it, I'm still alive.
Uehara Ayaka: And I've had it up to hear with you to last an eternity.
Suddenly, Uehara Ayaka's brown eyes turned neon brown, and she was surrounded by a blue energy aura with lightning bolts, and phoenixes, she unholstered her massive Defender of Silverman Gym sword from her back, and as she approached Warren Mears, she left blue energy, lightning bolts, sea animals, and phoenixes with every step.
Uehara Ayaka: Warren Mears, you've caused Buffy and her friends enough trouble for the last time. You are nothing more than a monster in human skin who needs to be destroyed once and for all.
Suddenly, Uehara Ayaka was surrounded by a massive vortex of blue energy with lightning bolts surrounding it and lightning crashing down from the skies, there's a phoenix flying around it, and in the vortex is a brown phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Uehara Ayaka emerged, but she was changed forever.
(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLACE AT 1:45 TO 2:14)
Uehara Ayaka grew to 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess and she has blue highlights in the bangs of her short neck-length brown hair, she has neon brown eyes and a blue energy aura with lightning bolts, dumbbells, and phoenixes surrounding her, she has a phoenix with the Thunder Kanji in its claws emblazoned on her forehead, she has on phoenix earrings with blue jewels for the eyes and the Thunder Kanji in its claws, and she also has a phoenix with blue gems for the eyes and the Thunder Kanji in its claws for the second pendant of her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love along with the Thunderbird pendant with blue gems on the gold lightning bolts and blue crystals from her Crystal Necklace of The Buddha which merged with her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love. Uehara Ayaka has on a long sleeveless white trenchcoat with lightning bolts, dumbbells, and phoenixes on the coattails and right on the back is the symbol of Silverman Gym with lightning bolts, a blue blouse and blue midriff top with a silver phoenix on it, black skirt lightning bolts on it, black gym shorts with ocean waves on them, white sneakers with lightning bolts, and she has on a Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger. Suddenly, Uehara Ayaka felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive brown angel wings with blue tips on the large brown feathers sprouted out of her back. Suddenly, Uehara Ayaka's massive Defender of Silverman Gym was surrounded by a kaleidoscope of blue energy, lightning bolts, dumbbells, and phoenixes, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Silverman Gym's Lightning Phoenix Sword of Electric Justice, it's a brand-new large sword with a 6'9" massive, wide, double-edged silver blade with the symbol of Silverman Gym etched on it, large blue angel wings for the crossguard, large blue gem for the hilt, longer black handle, and large blue gem surrounded by angel wings for the pommel. Uehara Ayaka has on her new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with blue gems on her wrists, large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold phoenix head with blue gems for the eyes and a large blue gem in its open mouth for the belt buckle, large blue Spellbook of The Gods and The Universe and large blue Universal Spellbook of The Elemental Forces on her left hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her right hip. There's a blue kanji below the symbol of Silverman Gym that said, "Uehara Ayaka, Student of Koyo Girl's Academy, Friend of Sakura Hibiki, Tachibana Satomi, Uehara Ayaka, and Gina Boyd, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Gym Member of Silverman Gym, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Lightning and Phoenixes."
上原綾香、光陽女子学園の学生、桜ひびきの友達、立花里美、上原綾香、ジーナ・ボイド、リンカーン・ラウドの愛する未来の妻、シルバーマン・ジムのジムメンバー、悪の殺し屋、狂った、殺人、冷酷、そしてサディスティックな野郎、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、そしてライトニングとフェニックスのマスター
Uehara Ayaka has transformed into SUPER ANGEL INFINITY ATHLETIC ELECTRIC GYM PHOENIX ANGEL OF THUNDERSTORM JUSTICE AND DIVINE LOVE!
We were amazed by Uehara Ayaka's Super Angel Infinity transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face and hearts in his eyes. But, when Warren Mears saw it, he fell into a homicidal rage and got his gun to shoot Uehara Ayaka, but Uehara Ayaka fired a powerful blue energy blast with lightning bolts, dumbbells, and phoenixes, which hits Warren Mears, electrocuting him, and it caused him to drop his gun, and Eli used the Force to bring it to him, disarming Warren of his weapon.
Sakura Hibiki: Whoa, Uehara's transformed, and she gave that psychopathic lunatic the shock of his lifetime.
Nico: But, it's about to be his last day alive.
Lincoln: Wow, Uehara, you look beautiful. How do you feel?
Uehara Ayaka: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Thunderstorm Phoenix and Athletic Divine Love) I feel incredible, Linky. Now, shall we put an end to this miserable psychopath for good?
Lincoln unholstered his improved massive Sword of Universal Hope and Elemental Bravery from his wider and muscular back, and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, and he joined Uehara Ayaka.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Voice of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope) This will be the last time you come back from the dead, Warren Mears.
Me: Go kill that son of a bitch!
Buffy The Vampire Slayer OST: Main Theme
Uehara Ayaka and Lincoln went after Warren Mears, and they fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, blue energy, dumbbells, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Gravity, Magic, Blood, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Angels, and Buffalo at Warren Mears, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit the psychopathic mysoginist mad scientist and killer. Then, Warren Mears summoned an army of vampires and demons to attack, but, Lincoln's neon deep sapphire blue eyes glowed even more, then, he ordered them to kill themselves, as they'd slit their throats with their clawed hands, and they died in a massive pool of blood, which Lincoln had devoured, as he absorbed the blood into his body.
Then, Uehara Ayaka and Lincoln attack Warren Mears with their massive swords, and they left some very painful scars on Warren Mears, and they were bleeding profusely, as he screamed in so much excruciating pain. Then, Uehara Ayaka tied Warren Mears up with blue energy threads, so he couldn't escape.
Uehara Ayaka: Okay, Linky, let him have it.
Lincoln: You got it, Uehara. (To Warren Mears) Hope you're ready to suffer for everything you've done, Warren. TWELVE HOURS OF JUDGEMENT!
Lincoln formed a clock on the floor around Warren Mears with the Roman Numerals from 1 to 12 with August Guidan in the center. Then, when we saw the hands reach 1:00, August Guidan was attacked by a purple humanoid figure made from Warren Mears' sins for an hour, and then, we saw as the hands reach 2:00, 3:00, 4:00, 5:00, 6:00, 7:00, 8:00, 9:00, 10:00, and 11:00, we saw more purple humanoid figures appear and made from Warren Mears' sins, and they attacked Warren Mears for the next 11 hours. Then, as the hands reached 12:00, we heard the sound of a bell tolling, and he was brought to an execution block, and Lincoln came up to him, and with his improved massive Sword of Universal Hope and Elemental Bravery raised above his head, this brought dread to Warren Mears. Then, Lincoln brings his massive sword down, and decapitates Warren Mears, as his headless corpse and severed head explode in purple flame, and he was Super Hakaied forever. We cheered wildly for Uehara Ayaka and Lincoln, as Uehara Ayaka and Lincoln holster their massive swords on their backs and power down and Lincoln changed back, and Uehara Ayaka's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, and angel wings are permanent.
Uehara Ayaka: That's it for that mysoginistic mad scientist and psychopath. Thanks for helping me in putting Warren Mears down, Linky.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Satomi.
Suddenly, Uehara Ayaka wraps her arms around Lincoln's waist, and Lincoln wraps his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around Uehara Ayaka's waist, and then brought her into an embrace, which took her by surprise and it brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Uehara Ayaka's face, they kissed passionately as Uehara Ayaka wraps her left arm around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, and placed her left hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec, and right behind them is a Thunderbird, Phoenix, and Angel flying in the air, and we also saw a herd of Buffalo running across the field, lightning crashing right behind them, and the display of the elemental forces behind them, and we cheered for them.
Nico: Alright, that's another one of Buffy's old enemies down, and now, all that's left is The Beast.
Gina Boyd: And I'm looking forward to putting that ancient demon down for good, but that'll be for the day after we destroy 2012 Shredder for good. Plus, there's no way that The Master, Dracula, Angelus, Warren Mears, and The Beast could've come back on their own, someone must've had a hand in this.
Lincoln: You mean, another one of Buffy and Angel's enemies from long ago? We'll have to find out who it was that did this when we face The Beast on Tuesday, Gina.
Me: And when we find out the person who brought those five back from the dead, they're going to get it big time.
Nico: You got that right, J.D.
Me: Yep.
Mordecai: But this was so awesome. (To the viewers) I hope you liked this adventure. Learning all about prehistoric life can be a great adventure and it always is fun to see in museums.
Nico: It sure is. But great job today everyone. Now we must get ready for tomorrow. We have a lot to prepare for.
Me: That's right and I promised that I would make sure the 2012 Shredder pays. You hear that 2012 Shredder!? You have better be ready for us. (EYES GLOW RED) WE'RE COMING FOR YOU AND YOU WILL PAY FOR EVERYTHING YOU HAVE DONE!
It was gonna be a brutal battle. We went back home and prepared and we also taught Gregg and Diane and her people everything we knew and more. We later went to bed and went to sleep.
Meanwhile in New York City of the 2012 TMNT World, The Turtle Brothers, April, Casey and Splinter were getting ready for our arrival.
2012 Leo: The Shredder is not gonna know what hit him when Team Loud Phoenix Storm comes.
2012 Donny: The time has come for us to take him down forever.
2012 Raph: Yeah he will pay for everything he did. J.D. swore he would make sure that the Shredder pays.
2012 Mikey: Yeah no kidding!
2012 Splinter: And with me by your side my sons we will be ready.
2012 April: We've had it with that monster.
2012 Leo: That's right! Lets get ready guys! The Shredder GETS SHREDDED! FOREVER!
They went at the screen and it turned green…
TO BE CONTINUED!
Another awesome fanfic done!
This was an awesome chapter. This chapter was a parody of the Regular Show episode Caveman and that would be so cool if we found a caveman thousands of years old frozen in a block of ice. It would be a discovery unlike any other. I also saw many cartoons over the years where cavepeople were brought back to life from ice after being thawed out. Very crazy scenario. That was a great episode though. The episode aired on February 25th, 2013 and that was a great episode. The first part was an awesome treasure hunt and everyone loves a little adventure and excitement. The second part was for the 1970 movie When Dinosaurs Ruled The Earth and that was a wicked awesome movie from 52 years ago. NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Etstheclarencefan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Nico's next rescue is gonna be in the 1996 movie The Beast and Nico, Syd Chang, Leon Loud, me and Heidi Knudson will be going after the massive Giant Squid that is terrorizing Graves Point and we're going to not only show Syd how big the squid was from when we went after it the first time from chapter 405. We're also going to turn that entire squid into fried calamari and meet a Blue Whale Gene-Slammer named Omaima Lexxington and she is from New York and better hope you can tolerate her flatulence because she was born with 2 stomachs and she farts uncontrollably. Like in that movie Thunderpants. Lincoln's rescue is gonna be in the movie Backdraft and we're going to be in for a fiery adventure as we take down John Adcox and we're going to stop that mad arsonist. Also Ibara Shiozaki is gonna transform in that one so I'll need the Transformation Sequence for her please. We'll also meet a Darkfire Dragon Gene-Slammer named Rochelle Yokoshima and she is a Japanese born American. And she is also going to reveal a bunch of dark revelations about Pablo and Anderson who are still causing trouble behind prison walls and after we brought them down the first time we will learn that they are still causing trouble. Also Rochelle is gonna reveal how she got a local bully at school disowned by her dad. As you all saw the next chapter is gonna be for the 2012 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and we're going to make the 2012 version of the Shredder pay for his crimes. Every single one of them. Now it's personal.
See you all tomorrow.
