Walking along the ocean on the Pacific Coastline was Nico, Syd Chang, Leon Loud, me and Heidi Knudson and we were going on an amazing and awesome rescue.
Nico: Thanks for coming with me, Leon.
Leon: Anytime Nico. This is gonna be awesome.
Me: Yep but something about this place looks really familiar to me.
Syd Chang: How so J.D.?
Me: Like I've seen it before.
Heidi: I think I know this place dad. It's the mountains near Graves Point, Washington.
Nico: Oh man! I know that place. Didn't you guys once destroy a really huge giant squid here?
Me: Yeah we sure did and that was a huge one. It was a huge 110 foot squid and weighed over 5,000 pounds. You should have seen how big it was. It was massive.
Nico: I wasn't with you guys when that all happened. That must've been intense.
Heidi: It sure was Nico. This squid killed 10 people. It was awful.
Me: Yeah.
Nico: Wow! That must've been a really big squid.
Me: It sure was. You saw a statue of it in our garden right?
Nico: Right! I sure did and that was amazing. That squid was massive. Looks like we're gonna have a seafood breakfast.
Me: Yep. We're gonna turn that squid into fried calamari like we did before.
Heidi: Awesome.
Nico: Leon, Lily works at the Krusty Krab. Where do you work?
Leon: I work for a Pizza Restaurant. I'm a pizza chef at Tony Calzone's Pizzeria.
Nico: Interesting place.
Me: Yeah it sure is.
Leon: Yep.
Syd Chang: That sounds like a good restaurant.
Me: Yeah it sounds like it.
Me: The squid is close. I sense it.
Nico: Here, squiddy squiddy.
We walked on and we saw a boat and it was fishing. But then it was nearly jerked out of the water by a huge pull!
Nico: WHOA! That boat hooked something big!
Me: It sure did!
Then we saw the boat haul up to the surface A GINORMOUS GIANT SQUID! IT WAS 110 FEET LONG AND IT WEIGHED OVER 5,000 POUNDS!
Nico: OH! MY! GOD!
The squid screeched ferociously and waved its tentacles all over with incredible ferocity!
Leon: WHOA MAN!
Syd Chang: That is the squid you all faced!? IT'S HUGE!
Heidi: Yeah it sure was big!
Me: Lets get it!
We went at the squid.
Nico: Yo, squid face! Remember us?!
The squid saw us and then we heard a whale call and the squid was lifted out of the water by a HUGE BLUE WHALE! IT WAS 220 FEET LONG AND WEIGHED OVER 400 TONS!
Nico: WHOA! THAT IS ONE BIG BLUE WHALE!
Me: Wow! It's twice the size of the squid! It's as big as a cruise ship!
Blue Whale: (In a girls voice) Hey you 10-tentacled freak! Leave this town alone!
Nico: That voice! Omaima Lexington?
Blue Whale: Nico? Wow! Its been a while! (FARTS) Pardon me.
Me: Awesome to meet you.
Blue Whale: Same here. Let me deal with this annoying squid for you.
She swatted the squid up into the air and dove and then breached and jumped and smashed the squid with her tail and killed it with a nasty whale belly flop with a massive splash!
Nico: YEAH!
Heidi: WOW! THAT WAS AWESOME!
Syd Chang: WOW!
The Blue Whale came and the squid was dead.
Nico: (pokes the squid) Hey, squiddy. Anyone home?
Leon: Clearly not.
Blue Whale: Relax guys. That squid is dead. I smashed it with my enormous girth.
Nico: Wow!
The blue whale reverted back and Omaima was a girl that had blue hair and was in blue sports clothes.
Omaima Lexxington: That's better. WHOA!
She fell into the water and Nico pulled her up.
Omaima Lexxington: Sorry I forgot we were out in the middle of the ocean.
Nico: No worries. But you showed that squid what for.
Omaima Lexxington: Yep. (FARTS) Oops sorry.
Me: Did you eat a lot of beans?
Omaima Lexxington: No I can't help it. I was born with two stomachs and I have uncontrollable flatulence.
Leon: Oh man! That is strange.
Nico: It sure is.
Leon: Two stomachs?! Is that even possible?!
Omaima Lexxington: Well have you ever seen the British movie Thunderpants?
Me: I have. That was a really crazy and funny movie.
Nico: That was a crazy movie!
Omaima Lexxington: Yeah and I gave this defect a name too. I call it Calabash Syndrome. It's named after a gourd yes but it was the best I could come up with.
Nico: I see.
Omaima Lexxington: Yeah but it was pretty cool. Like Patrick Smash, I was born with two stomachs and uncontrollably and devastatingly flatulent. I can't help it.
Nico: That's all right.
Leon: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Omaima Lexxington: I have a lot of them. But my favorite memory would have to be where I used my flatulence on the local bully and sent him crashing into a tree and it broke and crashed onto him. He wound up in the hospital and smelled like rotten skunks and was in a full body cast for a year.
Nico: I remember that! I taught her how to use her farts for fighting crime and all that.
Omaima Lexxington: That was awesome! (FARTS) Oops pardon me.
Nico: No worries.
They then hugged and Omaima farted again.
Omaima Lexxington: Oops sorry.
Nico: No worries.
They hugged anyway.
Nico: I really missed you.
Omaima Lexxington: Me too Nico. Me too. (FARTS) Oops. Pardon me.
Nico: You're excused.
Me: Well lets get this giant squid home and have ourselves a squid breakfast.
Syd Chang: Good idea. I'm starving.
Leon: Me too.
Nico: Lets go.
We went back home and we told everyone what happened and more and we had an awesome squid breakfast.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln, Nico, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lincoln's harem, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, Sima Shi, Sima Zhao, Sun Jian, Guo Jia, Zhang Bao, Guan Xing, Cao Cao, Liu Bei, Sun Quan, Sima Yi, Jiang Wei, Yukimura Sanada (Samurai Warriors), Keiji Maeda (Samurai Warriors), Kanetsugu Naoe (Samurai Warriors), Hanzo Hattori (Samurai Warriors), Musashi Miyamoto (Samurai Warriors), Heathcliff, Sonja (Heathcliff), Riff-Raff, Hector (Heathcliff), Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, and Ibara Shiozaki are heading to the world of the 1991 movie Backdraft, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the thirteen girls here, but we're also going to stop the mad arsonist, John Adcox.
We were also meditating while flying in the air, because today's the day of the epic battle against the 2012 version of Shredder, and we're going to make him pay for his crimes every single one of them.
Lincoln: Wow, we're in the world of the 1991 movie, Backdraft, and I know what we're also going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the thirteen girls here, but we're also going to stop the mad arsonist, John Adcox.
Me: That's right, big guy. I saw the movie long ago, and it was awesome. But, John Adcox was one insane arsonist, he admitted that he set the fires to kill Swayzak's associates, because Swayzak was benefiting from the deaths of firefighters and closing down firehouses.
Nico: Which means that not only are we going to stop the mad arsonist, John Adcox.
Lincoln: But, we're also going to get Swayzak to admit he engineered the downsizing of the Chicago Fire Department, and destroy his mayoral ambitions. And I want to thank you and Ibara for joining us on this rescue, Lily.
Lily Loud: You're welcome, Lincoln, plus, with you, me, Girl Jordan, Lily the Mermaid, J.D., Nico, and all the others who use water, we'll put out the fires that Adcox had set across all of Chicago.
Lincoln: Then, let's get to work, everyone.
We then got to work by putting out the fires that John Adcox had set throughout all of Chicago, and we were also absorbing the fires as well, and we were also getting stronger and stronger still from the flames.
?: HELP!
Suddenly, Lincoln heard the sound of thirteen girls calling for help. With his deep sapphire blue cyborg eyes and superhuman sight, along with sensing energy signals, he saw and heard exactly where the call for help was coming from. He saw the thirteen girls, but they've been cornered by John Adcox, and he's going to kill them and himself by setting the place on fire.
Lincoln: Guys, I found the thirteen girls, but they've been cornered by John Adcox, and he's going to kill them and himself by setting the place on fire.
?: (Japanese Accent) That mad arsonist, we need to stop him!
Then, we saw the Darkfire Dragon land in front of us.
Lincoln: That voice, I knew it was you, Rochelle Yokoshima, but we'll have to talk later, right now, we got a mad arsonist to stop.
We rushed on over, and Lincoln fired a powerful barrage of rainbow energy balls and elemental forces, which hits John Adcox and we got his explosive before he could use them, and the thirteen girls got to safety. When John Adcox saw us, he was enraged.
Ibara Shiozaki: I've had it with this mad arsonist to last an eternity.
Suddenly, Ibara Shiozaki's dark green eyes turned neon dark green, and she was surrounded by a dark green energy aura with thorn-covered vines, plants, and fairies, she unholstered her massive Defender of U.A. High School sword from her back, and as she approached John Adcox, she left dark green energy, thorn-covered vines, plants, and fairies with every step. Suddenly, Ibara Shiozaki was surrounded by a massive vortex of dark green energy with thorn-covered vines and plants surrounding it, there was a fairy flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a light green phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Ibara Shiozaki emerged, but she was changed forever.
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Ibara Shiozaki grew to 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess and has light green highlights in the bangs of her long dark green hair, she has neon dark green eyes and a dark green energy aura with thorn-covered vines, plants, and fairies surrounding her, she has a fairy with the Plant Kanji in its hands emblazoned on her forehead, she has on fairy earrings with dark green gems for the eyes and the Plant Kanji in its hands, and she also has on her Crystal Necklace of The Buddha on her neck with dark green crystals for the necklace links and a fairy with dark green gems for the eyes and the Plant Kanji in its hands for the pendant. Ibara Shiozaki now has on a long dark green sleeveless trenchcoat with plants, thorn-covered vines, and fairies on the coattails, and on the back is the emblem of Vine, a dark green blouse and green short-sleeved shirt with a dark green phoenix on it, green skirt with vines on it, black pants with thorn-covered vines on them, black shoes, and she has on her Ring of The Phoenix on her left ring finger and a Green Lantern ring on her right ring finger. Suddenly, Ibara Shiozaki felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive dark green angel wings with light green tips on the large dark green feathers sprouted out of her back, and they also have flowers on them, which gave off a sweet scent of roses.
Suddenly, Ibara Shiozaki's massive Defender of U.A. High School sword was then surrounded by a beautiful kaleidoscope of dark green energy, thorn-covered vines, plants, and fairies, and when the kaleidoscope faded, it was then transformed into Abnoba's Vine Sword of Floral Holy Justice, it's a brand-new large sword with a 6'9" massive, wide, double-edged dark green blade with the symbol of U.A. High School and a cross etched on top of the Celtic deity of nature, Abnoba, large fairy wings for the sword's crossguard, large dark green gem for the hilt, longer dark green handle, and a large dark green gem surrounded by angel wings for the pommel. Ibara Shiozaki has on her new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with dark green gems on her wrists, large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold fairy with dark green gems for the eyes and a large dark green gem in its hands for the belt buckle, large dark green Spellbook of The Gods and The Universe and large dark green Universal Spellbook of The Elemental Forces on her left hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her right hip. There's a light green kanji below the emblem of Vine that said, "Ibara Shiozaki A.K.A. Vine, Defender and Student of U.A. High School, Friend of Izuku Midoriya and Many Heroes, Destroyer of The League of Villains and the Paranormal Liberation Front, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Emissary of Abnoba, and Master of Plants, Vines, Nature, and Fairies."
イバラ・シオザキA.K.A.つる、擁護者、アメリカの学生高校、緑谷出久と多くの英雄の友、悪党連盟と超常現象解放戦線の駆逐艦、悪の殺し屋、混乱、殺人、冷酷、そしてサディスティックな野郎、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、アブノバの使者、および植物、ブドウの木、自然、および妖精のマスター
Ibara Shiozaki has transformed into SUPER ANGEL INFINITY NATURE VINE HOLY PLANT ANGEL OF FLORAL JUSTICE AND DIVINE HOPE!
We were amazed by Ibara Shiozaki's Super Angel Infinity transformation, but when John Adcox saw it, he fell into a rage and tried to burn her, but Ibara Shiozaki fired a powerful dark green energy with fairies, vines, and plants at the mad arsonist, and it hits him and sent him flying into a wall.
Lincoln: Awesome, Ibara's the next one to transform.
Ibara Shiozaki: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Floral Fairy and Divine Hope) That's right, Lincoln. But, you guys also can't be left out of the fight.
Me: You're right.
Lincoln, Lincoln 2, Lincoln 3, and Lincoln 4: Come on, guys, let's get that mad arsonist!
Lincoln unholstered his improved massive Sword of Universal Hope and Elemental Bravery from his wider and muscular back and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird Eternity Infinity Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Universal Justice and Elemental Hope, The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and unholster their massive swords, Sima Shi, Sima Zhao, Sun Jian, Guo Jia, Zhang Bao, Guan Xing, Cao Cao, Liu Bei, Sima Yi, Sun Quan, and Jiang Wei got out their weapons, The Samurai Warriors got out their weapons, Lincoln's sisters transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and unholster their massive swords from their backs, Lincoln's sisters transformed into their Super Angel Infinity forms and unholster their massive swords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholster their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Dark Compassion and Demonic Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demon Fang of The Demon Hound sword from his wider and more muscular back, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, and Ravus Nox Fleuret got out their swords, Hector got out his massive Heaven's Maw of Judgement sasumata pike, and Me, Nico, Eli, and Nicole unholstered our massive swords and transformed, and we went at John Adcox, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time Energy, Gravity, and Magic, steel orbs, stars, rainbow flames, rainbow crystals, orange flames, blue flames, ice, green flames, and water, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit the mad arsonist.
Then, Ibara Shiozaki and Lincoln tied John Adcox up in vines which are so strong, not even he could break out of them. We cheered wildly as we then holster our weapons and power down, and Ibara Shiozaki's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, and angel wings are permanent. Ibara Shiozaki had also found evidence of Swayzak's engineering the downsizing of the Chicago Fire Department, and she planned on giving it to the police.
Lincoln: Alright, we did it. We stopped John Adcox's string of arsons throughout all of Chicago.
Ibara Shiozaki: And not only did I transform, but, I also got evidence of Swayzak's engineering the downsizing of the Chicago Fire Department, and this is going straight to the police.
Lincoln: With that evidence in hand, Swayzak's political ambitions for mayor are history. (To Rochelle Yokoshima) And it's so good to see you again, Rochelle.
Rochelle Yokoshima: (Japanese Accent) You too, Lincoln, it's been a long time.
Lincoln went up to Rochelle Yokoshima, and they hugged, and Rochelle Yokoshima was also very surprised at just how much taller and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you when you were thirteen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Rochelle Yokoshima: (Japanese Accent) Whoa, you sure have really big and strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the eleven-year-old cute little boy into a 17-year-old 7'0" tall and very handsome and manly teen with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, that's so awesome.
Nico: Wow, Lincoln, you know her?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, Nico. This is Rochelle Yokoshima, she's a Japanese born American, and she's also one of my Guardian Angels.
Rochelle Yokoshima: (Japanese Accent) And I've got a bunch of dark revelations about Pablo and Anderson.
We gasped in shock.
Me: Uh oh, we've already heard one of the dark revelations about those heartless psychopaths from another of Lincoln's Guardian Angels, and now, you have more dark revelations about them? That's not good.
Nico: It sure isn't and from what I heard from the warden down at the Gotham Royal York Juvenile Detention facility, Pablo and Anderson are still causing trouble behind prison walls, even after we'd brought them down the first time.
Rochelle Yokoshima: (Japanese Accent) Well, you're not going to like what I'm going to tell you all about them. But, that'll be for later.
Lincoln: Right, let's get you back to normal, and then, bust up Swayzak's political ambitions for mayor. Boys, you know the drill, and Nicole, you know what to do?
Me, Eli, and the rest of the boys cover our eyes as Lincoln snapped his fingers, and Rochelle was reverting back to normal. Rochelle Yokoshima is a beautiful 18-year-old girl with long flowing orange hair, orange eye, fair skin, she's 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, and she has massive orange angel wings, as she reigned in the power of The Darkfire Dragon, and she's in her birthday suit.
Lincoln: How do you feel, Rochelle?
Rochelle Yokoshima: (Japanese Accent) Good. (Realizes she's in her birthday suit) But, I'm also in my birthday suit.
Lincoln gave Rochelle Yokoshima her new wardrobe, a sleeveless orange blouse, sleeveless orange midriff top, orange skirt, orange pants, orange sneakers, and a long orange sleeveless trenchcoat with flames on the coattails and on the back is The Darkfire Dragon, and on her back is a large Darkfire Dragon-themed sword with a 6'5" massive, wide, double-edged, man-sized orange blade with The Darkfire Dragon etched on it, large orange angel wings for the crossguard, large orange gem for the hilt, longer black handle, and a large orange gem surrounded by angel wings for the pommel.
Rochelle Yokoshima: (Japanese Accent) Wow, I love the new outfit you made for me, Lincoln.
Suddenly, a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Rochelle Yokoshima's neck with orange gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystal links from her new Crystal Necklace of the Buddha, which merged with her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love.
Rochelle Yokoshima: (Japanese Accent)(Surprised) Whoa, is this...?
Lincoln: Yep, that's a Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Rochelle.
Rochelle Yokoshima had a smile on her face and tears coming from her eyes, as Lincoln wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist and he leaned down and he kissed her on the lips, and she returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the thirteen girls here, and when Lincoln saw them, they immediately recognized them. The thirteen girls are Ichinose Hana, Momochi Tamate, Sengoku Kamuri, Tokura Eiko, and Hannen Hiroe from Slow Start, Kohashi Wakaba, Kurokawa Mao, Mashiba Nao, and Tokita Moeko from Wakaba Girl, Shinobu, Miyabi, and Shiranui Kaede from Ninja Nonsense: The Legend of Shinobu, and Retsuko from Aggretsuko.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Ichinose Hana, Momochi Tamate, Sengoku Kamuri, Tokura Eiko, Hannen Hiroe, Kohashi Wakaba, Kurokawa Mao, Mashiba Nao, Tokita Moeko, Shinobu, Miyabi, Shiranui Kaede, and Retsuko.
Nicole Knudson: From Slow Start, Wakaba Girl, Ninja Nonsense: The Legend of Shinobu, and Aggretsuko, awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Ichinose Hana: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Ichinose Hana and the other twelve girls saw who it was that saved them from the mad arsonist, John Adcox, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old 7'0" tall, handsome, bare-chested hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt emblazoned on his forehead, golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books right on his massive and wide right pec and it was surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his wider and more muscular back, and right on top was the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, and Buffalo, and below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a deep sapphire blue kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Master of Lightning Storms, The Weather, The Elemental Forces, The Cosmos, and The Universe, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, and Golden-Hearted Lover, Father of Many Kids, Son, and Future Husband, Descendant of The 17th Century Duke Lincoln of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Destroyer of Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry Bastards, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, God of Truth and Justice, and Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, a tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it and a kanji that read "Spiciest Man of The Loud House" on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and a Mark of Manhood tattoo of a bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm.
He had his massive Sword of Universal Hope and Elemental Bravery holstered on his wider and muscular back, his orange Crystal Saber holstered on his left hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted orange bands on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, his large gold Cuff Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists, massive and indestructible deep sapphire blue angel wings and the stars and blue nebulae reflecting on them with rainbow tips on the large deep sapphire blue feathers, and he was dressed in an orange version of He Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long orange trenchcoat coattails with elemental forces, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, and Buffalo on them and with hanging mini silver lightning bolts held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large gold buffalo head with orange gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, a pair of large blue pants with multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs with the orange kanjis "Savior of The Loud House, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of The Crusaders of The Thunderbird, and The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms" on the left legs, and large white leather combat boots with gold lightning bolts surrounded by a circle of smaller gold lightning bolts and armor on the toe area, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on it, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystals from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large deep sapphire blue gem in the shape of a Thunderbird on top of a silver Buffalo head with the Thunderbird and Eternity Kanji on his neck and across his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, a large Orange Buffalo Animal Spirit Ring which merged with his Ring of The Phoenix on his left ring finger, large Blue Lantern ring on his right ring finger, he had eight large orange orbs orbiting around his legs, and circling around his feet on the floor are eight golden crosses with angelic runes.
Ichinose Hana: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.
Then, Lincoln made twelve clones of himself, and he and the twelve clones went up to the girls, and hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrap their arms around the necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.
Ichinose Hana: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive and wide right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, thirteen Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Ichinose Hana, Momochi Tamate, Sengoku Kamuri, Tokura Eiko, Hannen Hiroe, Kohashi Wakaba, Kurokawa Mao, Mashiba Nao, Tokita Moeko, Shinobu, Miyabi, Shiranui Kaede, and Retsuko with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and crystals links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha. We return to the Estate, and we told everyone what'd happened, and they were shocked when they found out the villain we went after was the mad arsonist, John Adcox.
But, when Lincoln showed what we did to him, along with Ibara Shiozaki transforming, they cheered wildly for Lincoln and the rest of us, and they hugged us, and the girls in Lincoln's harem then went up to Lincoln, and they kissed him all over. Lincoln and Rochelle Yokoshima now have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back home. As for John Adcox, he was convicted for the string of arsons in Chicago, and he was sent to The Saturn Insane Asylum's Arkham Asylum wing for the rest of his life, and when Ibara Shiozaki sent the information on Swayzek to the police, Swayzek lost the race for Mayor, and he was arrested, and after being convicted, he was sent to federal prison for the rest of his life.
After stopping John Adcox's string of arsons and getting Swayzek thrown in prison, we were training intensely in the gym, this time, doing 150,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 9,500-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and when Rochelle Yokoshima saw Lincoln working out like crazy, she had an atomic red blush on her face.
Rochelle Yokoshima: (Japanese Accent) Whoa, Lincoln's really grown to be a 17-year-old 7'0" tall, really big, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful muscles hard at work, and to work out with those 9,500-lb barbells and not even get tired, incredible.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Rochelle, and now, I can also defend myself.
Rochelle Yokoshima: (Japanese Accent) That's incredible.
Nico: It sure is, Rochelle. So, what's with these dark revelations about Pablo and Anderson that you were going to tell us?
Rochelle Yokoshima: (Japanese Accent) You're not going to like it, Nico, along with the rest of you. I'd found out from the police that Pablo and Anderson have done more than just bully sixth graders and tried to rob people, I'd found out that those two have actually killed someone in cold blood, and their lowlife dads were also with them. They enjoyed taking the level of pain and suffering they inflicted on their victims to a whole new level, and if they weren't stopped, they would've gone on to kill more people, and they would've started on Lincoln and his friends. So, I called the police on them, and the cops went after Pablo and Anderson, along with their lowlife dads, but they killed the cops sent after them and they got away.
We gasped in pure shock and horror.
Me: Whoa, now that's one serious bunch of dark revelations.
Nico: You said it, and even after we brought them down the first time, I got word from the warden that Pablo and Anderson are still causing trouble behind prison walls.
Lincoln: Even after I sent their butts to the Malevolent Insanity realm, they still continue to cause trouble, sheesh, it's like they have no brain at all, and they refuse to listen to reason.
Taylor (Loud House): Those two continue to cause havoc, even after they were put down the first time. Isn't there anything that can be done about them?
Rochelle Yokoshima: (Japanese Accent) Like Lincoln said, even after he sent both of their asses to the Malevolent Insanity realm, they still continue to cause trouble.
Lincoln: This time, I'm going for stronger measures.
Lincoln snapped his fingers, and Pablo and Anderson, who were still causing trouble behind prison walls, were sent to separate cells in Solitary Confinement, and they were tied up in rainbow energy straitjackets and rainbow energy chains, and chained to the walls of their separate cells with rainbow energy chains and Neutronium chains, and we also saw it through a one-way window Lincoln made.
Lincoln: There we go.
Nico: Awesome job, Lincoln.
Rochelle Yokoshima: (Japanese Accent) Amazing job, Lincoln. Plus, I also got a story of how I got a local bully at school disowned by her dad. You see, my parents were both well-known throughout all of Michigan as astronauts, who spent most of their time in space, while I grew up my aunt who was a space research scientist, as well. She was mostly busy with her work in the lab, and that left me with none other than Sarah, my childhood friend. I met her long ago when I was only five, and my Aunt threw me a huge birthday party, but just as I was about to blow out the candles, another girl jumped in and spoiled my moment.
Rochelle Yokoshima: (Japanese Accent) Hey, you, why did you do that?!
But, she just looked at me and smirked. I got super angry and smashed her face into the cake, and a war broke out. She jumped onto me, and she grabbed my hair, and that's when Sarah came to my rescue. She was like an angel, she held that mean witchy girl by her hair, and swung her into the swimming pool.
Rochelle Yokoshima: (Japanese Accent) You just saved my life.
Sarah: Oh, she deserved it, and she did the same thing to me on my birthday.
This was it, I felt like I found my soulmate, and that's how we became besties. We played together all day long, and we also went to school together, and life was pretty much fun, until the ninth grade when a new girl named Rachel transferred into our class. Once Sarah and I were getting our lunches in the cafeteria when Sarah tripped over something, and her food tray fell onto the girl's face and clothes. All of the kids burst out laughing, and her face went red, and then, she went charging at Sarah like a mad bull.
Rachel: How dare you, do you have a death wish?!
Rochelle Yokoshima: (Japanese Accent) Stop, don't you dare touch her!
I went in and pushed her aside, and she fell straight to the ground on her butt.
Rachel: You! You'll have to pay for this, I'll make sure.
Rochelle Yokoshima: (Japanese Accent) Before she could even finish that sentence, I tossed some coins at her and said, "Will that be enough or do you need more tips?" I took Sarah's hand and we both walked out of there. But, little did I know, this was the beginning of a never-ending war. The next day, as I walked into class, I could see Rachel with a wicked smile on her face, and I knew that something was off. Just then, Sarah saw me and got off the seat.
Sarah: Hey, Rachel.
Suddenly, there was a loud ripping sound across the room, it was Sarah's skirt. That evil moron and her moronic friends put super glue all over Sarah's seat, she looked super embarrassed, and Rachel and her minions were laughing like crazy. I quickly went in and wrapped my jacket around her skirt, and then, I walked towards that moron, Rachel.
Rochelle Yokoshima: (Japanese Accent) You did this, didn't you?!
Rachel: Oh, did you see me do it? Wait, you didn't, and it's best that you don't come to me with false accusations like that, you know. I'm a very dangerous girl.
Just then, I stomped on her feet, and she yelled in pain.
Rochelle Yokoshima: (Japanese Accent) Dangerous? Look at you whining like a puppy. You better remember this and stay away from my friend, or I'll...
Rachel: Oh, such a deep friendship, I've got tears in my eyes. But, don't worry, I'll stay away from her, cause now you're my target, and I'll come for you next time, just you wait and watch!
I was about to punch that narcissistic bitch in the face, when the teacher entered, and all the kids ran back to their seats. Later, while we were walking home from school, Sarah told me she was worried about me.
Sarah: You know, you shouldn't mess with Rachel, her dad is the richest man in Michigan. What if he?
Rochelle Yokoshima: (Japanese Accent) Oh, don't worry, she's just a loser who's just insecure about herself. So, she picks on other kids, just to feel good about herself, and she messed with you today, I can't let her go just like that, she's a jerk who needs to learn her lesson.
Sarah: But, you're not, you're better than this. Let it go, I made a mess of him in the cafeteria, and he pulled a prank, not a big deal.
But, before she could even finish, a car flashed past us and all the water by the roadside splashed on us, the car stopped a few steps ahead, and that jerk, Rachel, looked back at us out of the window.
Rachel: Oh shoot, I told the driver to ride over you, but he missed. I guess you just earned a few more hours to live.
Ugh, I was so going to kill her this time. But, Sarah held me back.
Rochelle Yokoshima: (Japanese Accent) Why did you do that? Why didn't you let me go?
Sarah: Cause she's crazy, but, you're not. You want to teach her a lesson, use your mind, not your hands.
Well, maybe, she was right. But, what I saw the next day at school shock me: Jeff was leaning over at Sarah's desk like a lost puppy.
Rachel: Oh, Sarah, I'm so sorry about yesterday. I didn't want to hurt you, but that witch, Rochelle, she made me do it out of anger. You forgive me, right? I want to make it up to you.
OMG, she was such a jerk. I went ahead and kicked the desk, and she fell to the floor.
Rochelle Yokoshima: (Japanese Accent) I thought I told you to stay away. What are you doing here being all cheesy with her, huh?
Sarah: Rochelle, it's okay. She was just saying sorry for what she did
Rochelle Yokoshima: (Japanese Accent) Really, Sarah? You think a jerk like her can change? Why don't you ever see the bad in people?
Sarah: Why don't you ever see the good in people?
I looked at that jerk, and I saw the smirk of The Devil on her smartass face, and almost felt like killing her. But, I was so mad at Sarah, and then, she said something I had never imagined in my worst nightmare.
Sarah: I'm going with her to see a movie tonight, and you have to accept that.
Rochelle Yokoshima: (Japanese Accent) (Shocked) What?!
My best friend was siding with that narcissistic, two-faced, sadistic, smartass against me?! After I took her side?! She was out of her mind.
Rochelle Yokoshima: (Japanese Accent) Fine, do what you want. But, just so you know, she's a jerk, she's just playing some game here, and I've warned you.
But, she just kept staring at me like I was some crazy person. Ugh, I stormed out of there in anger. The next couple of days, we didn't talk much, and now, she would hang out with that moron most of the time. Then, one day, while I was sitting alone in the cafeteria, Rachel came there with Sarah, and her arm was around her shoulder.
Rachel: Girls, we have an announcement to make: Sarah is now a new official member of our group.
What the heck?! No, that can't be true.
Rochelle Yokoshima: (Japanese Accent) Sarah would never.
Sarah: Rochelle, it's true. It took me some time to realize that Rachel is such a nice girl, she's super rich and super smart, and now that I know her, I'm not leaving her ever.
Saying that she hugged her tight, and I couldn't believe my eyes. I was so freaking furious.
Rochelle Yokoshima: (Japanese Accent) But, what about me? What about us?
Sarah: Oh, Rochelle, there's no us now, and don't act like we broke up or something. It was just friendship, and I can make lots of friends, you know.
Rochelle Yokoshima: (Japanese Accent) She's not perfect, she's an evil jerk who's playing you to get back at me.
Rachel: Ugh, you're so full of yourself, Rochelle. Sarah made her choice, and I can smell the burn, you're just jealous that she now wants to be my friend instead of you.
Choice of friend?! EW! I almost puked right then and there. I couldn't stand to see that moron even for a second more, I pushed her aside and went away. The next day at school, I was on my way to class when suddenly, someone pulled me into one of the empty classrooms, it was that bitch, Rachel.
Rachel: You stupid bitch! You just couldn't leave me alone, could you? Well, now, I'm going to teach you a lesson and force you to learn your place!
But before she could attack me, I pushed her off and slapped her in the face.
Rochelle Yokoshima: (Japanese Accent) How dare you?! I swear one of these days, I'm going to kill you!
Rachel: You really pissed me off for the last time. Remember that I said I was coming for you, well, here I am, I will take away your friendship, your pride, and your stupid arrogance, and crush them one by one, and you'll be able to do nothing, nothing at all, except watch from a distance with tears in your eyes.
Saying that, she pushed me aside, and left the room. God, now I had blood on my mind, I literally wanted to crush her teeny tiny brain with my bare hands, but first, I was going to file a complaint against her with the principal about what she did. Before I could do that, she already made her next move, a few minutes later, I received a message on my phone, and when I checked it, I was shocked to see that she attacked me, and she had a message that "If I didn't do what she said, she'd post those photos on the internet, and imagine what's going to happen to me and my reputation next!" My eyes turned red with rage and hatred, I couldn't believe that bitch! Now, she was playing fucking dirty, the next day, and that bitch had the nerve to talk to me.
Rachel: Oh, hey, Rochelle, you know, I'd really love for you to come to my birthday party and serve some drinks there tomorrow. It'll be an honor for someone like you to even be there.
I so wanted to punch her right in her face, but then, I had to teach her a lesson she'd never forget in her miserable life, so I agreed with a smile. But, that bitch had no idea that I had a plan in the works, I kept every note of her words, and she was going to pay big time. The next day when I was reached the party, I saw Rachel standing with her cronies, so I went up to her, and shook her hand.
Rochelle Yokoshima: (Japanese Accent) Happy Birthday, Rachel.
Rachel: Oh, but you came empty-handed. Where's my gift?
Rochelle Yokoshima: (Japanese Accent) (Pointing) Right here.
Just as I pointed in the other direction, the lights went off, and a video started playing on the big screen behind her, it was the video of the day she pulled me into the empty classroom. Suddenly, I could hear Rachel screaming.
Rachel: Stop it, stop it! It's not me, I swear! Rochelle, that witch, she's trying to frame me! It's a fake, she made that up!
Sarah: No, she didn't. I recorded that.
Just then, Sarah came forward, and slapped her hard in the face.
Rachel: What?! What are you...?!
Sarah put another slap on Rachel's face and continued.
Sarah: The day I saw you pull Rochelle into the empty classroom, I knew something was up, so I recorded it to show it to the Principal, but after you blackmailed her, we decided you deserve a grander audience, Rachel.
Rachel: We?
Rochelle Yokoshima: (Japanese Accent) Aw, looks like you're a real moron, Rachel. Did you really think that Sarah was on your side? Oh, you poor little thing, she's been my friend for the last ten years, and you'd really think she'd give up on me for a filthy rat like you.
Sarah: You're not the only one who knows how to act, Rachel. The day you almost crushed us under your car was the day we planned to get back at you.
Rochelle Yokoshima: (Japanese Accent) And this ain't the only birthday gift for you, we have your cell phone and all the pictures and messages in it, and everything that you have ever done to bully the other kids.
Rachel: You?! How did you get that?!
Sarah: The same way she got that video up on that private projector: of course, I helped her, you dummy. Remember I asked you to throw this party, and why do you think I became part of your group in the first place? Feeling the burn, Rachel?
Rachel: You witch, I'm going to kill you!
?: That's enough!
Suddenly, her dad came rushing out and said.
Rachel's Dad: I can't believe you're my daughter. You have let me and my reputation down, I'm disowning you and sending you to a boarding school forever.
Rachel: Dad, no. Please, Dad, no.
She kept holding onto her dad's feet and crying like a little baby as he walked back into the crowd, and I couldn't help but say.
Rochelle Yokoshima: (Japanese Accent) It was an honor, Rachel.
Then, I looked at Sarah, and she had this awesome smile on her face.
Sarah: Told ya, use your mind, not your hands.
Rochelle Yokoshima: (Japanese Accent) You slapped her twice.
Sarah: Oh, you got me there. I love you.
Rochelle Yokoshima: (Japanese Accent) I love you too.
When Rochelle was finished, we cheered wildly for what she did to that jerk, Rachel, and Lincoln ran up to her, and he hugged her, and kissed her, which took her by surprise. But, she returned the hug and kiss.
Nico: Impressive work, Rochelle. I know you wanted to kill that bitch, Rachel, but you used your mind and not your fists for this one. Not to mention your friend set this whole plan up, and she was a really good actor, very convincing.
Luan: She sure was. (Realizes Something) Wait, now I remember, Sarah's part of our group in Drama Class and in the Theatrics Club in School, she's a skilled actor, and she was really convincing. Rachel was nothing but a narcissistic control freak and a bully, I'm glad her dad disowned her and sent her to that boarding school forever.
Lincoln: If she keeps up that attitude, she'll likely have a new home in prison for the rest of her life.
Nico: (Laughs) That spoiled brat's probably got tartar sauce for brains, Lincoln. She'll likely be sent to prison a lot earlier than expected.
Me: Speaking of tartar sauce for brains, I'm glad Lincoln threw Pablo and Anderson in separate cells in Solitary Confinement, and he bound and chained them up, they've caused enough trouble to the prison for the last time.
Lincoln: Yeah, and the last thing I'd want is for them to break out. Oh, now, it's time for our date, we haven't had one for a while.
We then got a shower afterwards, and after that, Lincoln, his harem, and his kids were getting ready for their date, this time, it's at Toad's Midway Madness, an amusement park made by Toad, in the world of Mario.
Lincoln: Alright, everyone, are we ready?
Sadie "Soundwave" the Wolf: We're ready, Dad.
Lincoln, his harem, and his kids head on out, and they head for Toad's Midway Madness in the world of Mario. When they arrived, it was an awesome amusement park with rides and a huge roller coaster in the center.
Sadie "Soundwave" the Wolf: Wow, what is this place, Dad?
Lincoln: This, Sadie, is Toad's Midway Madness, it's an awesome amusement park in the world of Mario with rides and a huge roller coaster in the center. Shall we?
Lincoln, his harem, and his kids had fun riding on the roller coaster and on the rides here in the amusement park, and they also played the games here. Then, they had some lunch in a new lunch area that Toad had built as an addition to the park. Then, as the sun's about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself, and they went up to the girls in his harem, and they wrapped their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around their waists, and brought them into a strong embrace. Then, as the sun turned orange, Lincoln leaned down to their faces and they kissed passionately, as the kids cheered for them. Then, they came back home.
Nico: Hey, Lincoln, how was your date?
Lincoln: It was awesome, Nico. We went to Toad's Midway Madness in the world of Mario.
Nicole Knudson: No way, you guys went to Toad's amusement park?! Awesome, and you guys went on all of the rides, that's awesome.
Lincoln: We sure did. (To me) Oh, J.D., I've got something for us to use when we do our entrance on the 2012 version of the Shredder.
Lincoln went up to his room, and he brought out a special bomb, which he gave to me.
Me: What's this, Lincoln?
Lincoln: It's a special Electromagnetic Pulse Bomb that I designed to disable the Kraang's technology, along with the Foot-Bots. But, it won't affect our technology, trust me, it'll be our little farewell to the 2012 version of Shredder.
Nico: (Smirks) Ooh, this should be good.
Me: You said it, and we'll use that, once Lester gets 2012 Shredder's attention, and once he did, we drop the bomb, and we'll have the advantage on him. Nice one, Lincoln, you're also getting good with creating weapons.
Lincoln: My talents are also expanding to creating special weapons, and I think we'll also use these special weapons for the special missions to really kick things up.
Nico: You must've got that idea from when you made that elemental bomb when X.A.N.A. returned to get revenge, now, you're making more of those special bombs, and including more surprises in store. Awesome work, Lincoln.
Lincoln: Thanks, Nico. And through my meditations this morning during my rescue, Lothor's not there in the world of the 2012 Turtles, but the Kelzaks are there.
Nico: I knew they'd be there, especially since we're dealing with an evil ninja. But, I can also sense we're also in for another unexpected surprise.
Lincoln: We'll have to wait until we launch our attack on 2012 Shredder, Nico.
Me: Good thinking.
Later it was time for Tahu's 1st ever Ambassador Mission.
Nico: Tahu, we're gonna meet another group of J.D.'s old friends.
Me: Yep. We're going to Japan to meet Tyson and his friends and we're going to show you how I became known as the greatest of all Beybladers.
Tahu: This will be amazing to see brother! I'm looking forward to it.
Me: Me too. You'll love Tyson. He is the greatest Beyblader ever. He and his friends have travelled all over the world and dueled against many bladers and won them all.
Tahu: That is amazing.
Nico: Wow it sure is. Well have fun guys.
We were off to Japan.
We arrived in Japan.
Me: Here we are.
Tahu: Ah Japan.
We then arrived at the park and we saw Tyson and friends teaching many kids about Beybladeing.
Me: Wow things sure have changed.
We went over and Tyson saw Tahu.
Tyson: (shocked) What... on Earth... are you?!
Tahu: I am Tahu the Toa of Fire and Defender of the Island of Mata Nui.
Me: It's okay Tyson. He's here on his first Ambassador Mission.
Tyson: Wow! J.D.!? Is that really you!?
Me: In the flesh and omnipotence. Awesome to see you again Tyson.
Tyson: Yeah!
We fistbumped.
Me: You are doing great teaching everyone about Beyblading.
Tyson: Thanks.
Kenny: Wow! J.D. awesome to see you again!
Me: You too Kenny and Hilary you are looking great.
Hilary: Same to you J.D. Wow you sure have changed a lot.
Me: I know. Feels like forever. Where's Kai?
?: Over here.
I saw Kai.
Kai: Awesome to see you again J.D.
Me: You too Kai. Wow you are looking good.
Kai: Thanks.
Me: Guys this is Tahu and he is the Toa of Fire and one of the defenders of the Island of Mata Nui.
Tahu: It's a pleasure to meet you all.
Me: Also this is my successor Nico Chan.
Nico: Awesome to meet you all. J.D. told me so much about you all.
Tyson: It's an honor to meet you Nico.
Hilary: Same here.
Tyson: (to Nico) Tell me, Nico. Was it really worth it?
Nico: Was what worth it?
Tyson: You overthrowing J.D. after all the good he's done as leader. Guess you and G1 Starscream have something in common after all.
Nico: First of all, me and G1 Starscream have NOTHING in common. And second, I was having a nightmare on the day I became permanent leader. I got that position fair and square.
Tyson: Or you probably manipulated J.D. into giving you the position by hiring that Nightmare Demon to give you bad dreams.
Me: Whoa whoa whoa whoa! Tyson that's a little harsh.
Nico: Okay, there's one thing you need to remember about me and my team. We don't make deals with scumbags unless there's no other choice. With that in mind, why would I make a deal with a demon to give me fucking nightmares?
Me: And Tyson please don't make that comparison with me and Starscream ever again. It makes us feel uneasy and also that nightmare Nico had just happened. And Nico also earned the leadership position fair and square because of his tremendous display of leadership skills in our major battles last year.
Tahu: It's true Tyson.
Tyson: Wow.
Me: Yeah.
Tyson: I'm sorry, Nico. I shouldn't have jumped to conclusions.
Nico: It's fine, Tyson. At least you didn't call me "The Next J.D. Knudson" like most people, good and bad, seem to be doing.
Kai: Next J.D. Knudson? There IS no Next J.D. Knudson. He's one of a kind.
Me: Well said Kai. Well said.
We high five.
Me: Tyson how about we have a rematch our Beyblading just for old times sake?
Tyson: Oh you're on!
Me: Nico you're about to see our Beyblades in Action.
Nico: Awesome!
Tahu: This will be awesome!
Nico: Me and Tahu will stand guard in case someone bad shows up.
Me: Okay.
We got an arena ready.
Me: I missed doing this with you Tyson.
Tyson: Me too.
We got our Beyblades ready.
3..2..1..
Me and Tyson: LET IT RIP!
We unleashed the Beyblades!
They were really moving fast!
Nico: WHOA! Look how fast they spin!
Tahu: No kidding! That is amazing!
Me: You haven't seen anything yet!
CLASH CLASH CLASH CLASH CLASH!
Me: UNLEASH STARFON THE STAR PHOENIX!
I flared up a purple aura and then out of my Beyblade came STARFON THE STAR PHOENIX! It was a phoenix made entirely of Stars!
Tyson: DRAGOON GO!
He summoned Dragoon!
Nico: WHOA! THAT IS AWESOME!
Tahu: Wow! Now I see why J.D. and Tyson love doing all this.
Then Starfon clashed with Dragoon and I knocked his Beyblade out of the ring and my Beyblade was still spinning!
Kenny: J.D. WINS!
Everyone cheered!
Nico: WOW! That was so cool!
Me: Just like old times huh Tyson.
Tyson: It sure was. You haven't lost your skills at all.
Tahu: Glad that match is done. Because I have a feeling that in a few minutes, someone unfriendly is going to show up.
Nico: Me too.
?: Well look who it is!
We looked and we saw MARIAM!
Me: Mariam! Its been a long time.
Mariam: It sure has been a while J.D. I heard you became the leader of Team Loud Phoenix Storm after you left.
Me: You heard right. I take it you've been keeping track of many of our adventures.
Marian: Yeah they were amazing. You sure have changed a lot.
Me: Well yeah. But also I'm not the leader anymore. Former Leader now.
Nico: I'm the new leader now. Nicolas Chan. Former Second in Command of the Team and now I'm the new leader.
Mariam: Wow! I saw your leadership skills during those huge battles. Congratulations are in order then.
Nico: Coming from you that means a lot.
Mariam: (to Tahu) The Beyblades are only secondary targets this time. What I really want is your mask. I bet I'll make a fortune selling it to the highest bidder!
Nico: (in my head) Well, at least she doesn't know about what the Kanohi Masks really do.
Me: Weird. I remember you were after Tyson's Bit-Beast as well as those of his friends from what I recall. You and the Saint Shields were only interesting in Tyson and friends Bit-Beasts.
Mariam: True. But things have changed for us.
Me: Yeah you were after the 4 Bit-Beasts of the 4 Guardians.
Nico: You mean the Turtle of The North, Tiger of The West, Phoenix of the South and Dragon of the East.
Me: Right.
Mariam: That is correct.
Tahu: I see. Well I'm sorry to disappoint you young one but I'm afraid my mask can't be yours.
Me: But I do have a counteroffer for you. If I beat you in Beyblading like old times sake you and your friends can either join the Redemption Squad or the Masters of Evil since you helped us beat some of the most dangerous enemies we know in the world of Beyblading. But that was before I made the team.
Mariam: That's true. But I accept your challenge.
Nico: Oh boy.
Mariam: Shall we?
Me: Lets shall.
We got our blades ready.
Me: Been a long time since we did this huh Mariam?
Mariam: It sure has.
Me: By the way how have the Saint Shields been these days?
Mariam: Looking for a challenge like always.
Me: I see.
We were ready.
3…2…1…
Me and Mariam: LET IT RIP!
We unleashed our blades and they were spinning like mad!
Nico: WHOA!
Tyson: Oh this is gonna be awesome!
They were clashing all over the place with incredible speed and power.
Mariam: SHARKRASH! HO!
She summoned her Bit Beast SHARKRASH! It was a shark!
Nico: Wow! It looks like a shark!
Tahu: Amazing!
Me: Now for me. UNLEASH STARFON THE STAR PHOENIX!
I flared up my purple aura and called forth STARFON THE STAR PHOENIX!
Mariam: HAAAA! ABYSS FIRE!
Sharkrash fired a blast of fire at Starfon but he dodged it!
Me: HAAAAA! STELLAR COMET STORM!
Starfon fired a massive barrage of comets from its wings and they hit Sharkrash and Mariam's Beyblade shattered in an instant INTO PIECES!
Nico: WHOA! THAT WAS EPIC!
Tahu: WOW!
Tyson: J.D. WINS!
I had my Beyblade come back.
Me: Great game Mariam. You're getting really good.
Nico: Wow! That was awesome!
Me: Well Mariam a deal is a deal.
Mariam: Can you give me a few days to think on that?
Me: Absolutely. We have all the time in the world. We all don't come here to meet you all until May 14th.
Mariam: That's plenty of time. Thanks J.D.
Me: Anytime Mariam. Tell all your friends I said hello.
Mariam: Will do.
She left.
Tyson: J.D., let me know if any of your teammates give you a hard time. I promise I'll set them straight.
Me: Thanks Tyson. I appreciate that.
Nico: Yeah but that was so awesome that J.D. did that with Mariam.
Me: Don't give me a swollen head Nico.
Nico: Sorry.
We later came back.
May: Hey guys. How did it go?
Nico: Oh it was amazing!
Me: Nico and Tahu got to see me use my Beyblade in action and I dueled with Tyson and Mariam.
Eli: Oh that is amazing! Wow! You must've had a lot of good times there bro.
Me: We sure did bro. It was amazing and it was just like old times.
Laney: Wow! I can't wait to meet Tyson and his friends one day.
Me: You'll love them Laney. We'll have to get Beyblades to and we can use them on our adventures too.
Nico: I was just about to suggest that J.D.
May: Who can go with you next time?
Tahu: I was thinking of having my fellow Toa come with me next.
Nico: Meeting all the Toa is a great idea.
Pohatu: I would be honored Tahu.
Gali: It'll be awesome to meet Tyson and team.
Takunuva: Can we bring our archenemies too?
Nico: If you want. They would love to meet you as well.
Me: Awesome.
We were watching TV and I was eating some apples.
Me: (Eating an apple)
Then Flik and all his friends came.
Me: Flik? Guys? What's wrong?
Sinestro: You okay, Flik?
Flik: I'm fine. Aside from the fact that an exterminator keeps bothering me and my friends!
Me: An Exterminator?
Nico: But you guys live all the way out in Micronesia in the middle of the Western Pacific Ocean?
Me: Really? I didn't know that Flik and his entire Island was right here on Earth.
Nico: Lots of things you don't know J.D.
Me: You learn something new all the time. But seriously what would an exterminator be doing all the way out there?
Flik: Pestering us that's what.
Atta: Yeah he won't leave us alone.
Starfire: Is this not the same exterminator who you and your sisters faced before, Lincoln?
Lincoln: I don't think so.
Flik: No he had a name called X.
Nico: X? (Gasp) That's Officer X.
Me: He's an exterminator now? Oh boy.
Lincoln: Yeah the exterminator we faced looked a little like Bluto.
Me: Big difference there.
Laney: Yeah.
Eli: But that insane monster just doesn't know when to quit doesn't he?
Me: I have a feeling it's gonna be a trap to lure the Mascots to him.
Nico: I have that same feeling too. But right now we need to get ready for our mission. It's Emerald Goldenbraid's big day.
Emerald Goldenbraid: It sure is.
Me: I'll be right back.
I teleported and brought with me HONDO AND ROMAN TORCHWICK!
Obi Wan: Hondo!
Ruby Rose: And Torchwick!
Hondo: Kenobi! My old friend! How the Hell are you?!
Obi Wan: (sternly) Hondo, what are you and Torchwick doing here?
Nico: Stand down, everyone. They're with me.
Long Haul: Please tell me this is an April Fool's prank.
Me: I wish it was but that's three weeks away.
Roman Torchwick: It's not. J.D. came to us and asked us to help you guys with your... Shredder problem.
Me: Please let me explain. I gave Hondo and Torchwick a deal and have them help us fight the 2012 Shredder in exchange for having them join the M.O.E. Many of you have been thinking that I would sacrifice my teammates for this but let me assure you that I WOULD NEVER do that!
Nico: We know that.
Eli: Aren't you also the leader of a group of pirates Hondo?
Hondo: That is correct Eli. You are indeed a truly knowledgable young one and know the galactic history.
Me: That's my brother for you.
Slingshot: J.D., can me, Nico, and some of the others talk to you?
Nico: In private?
Me: Uh sure. I have a feeling I'm not gonna like this.
I went with everyone into a room.
Me: Okay everyone. Hit me with your best shot!
I BRACED FOR THE BIGGEST REPRIMANDING FROM EVERYONE!
Ghuul: J.D., what the Hell is wrong with you? You can't really be serious about us working with those two.
Me: Yeah, I am. And I'll do whatever I have to do. Besides, Torchwick hasn't had much time to shine since we fought Salem. And Hondo isn't so bad once you get to know him.
Maria: No argument there. But, J.D., there's gotta be a different way to do this.
Me: Okay, well, what is it, Maria? Tell me what it is, and we'll do it. We're running out of time!
William: What is going on with you? You working with those two when they could stab us in the back. This isn't who you are.
Me: You're right. They COULD stab us in the back. But who I am is the guy who's let people like the 2012 Shredder live for too long! He hasn't just killed 2012 Splinter once. He's killed him twice! I've had it with him! And if I have to work with Torchwick and Hondo as well as the rest of their goons to end that monster for good, so be it!
Nico: Whoa whoa whoa! J.D. calm down.
Me: (Pants) I'm sorry guys. It's just that I am madder than hell with the 2012 Shredder.
Nico: I know J.D. I know. What the 2012 Shredder did was unforgivable and I feel the same way. And I'm sorry about what he did. But J.D. might be on to something here. Remember all the times we formed unlikely alliances with villains to help us?
Maria: Yeah I sure do.
William: Eli, you're the Force User. Can you sense that Hondo and Torchwick are telling the truth about wanting to help us out?
Eli: Yes I can.
Eli concentrated and felt Hondo and Torchwick's thoughts and they were indeed telling the truth.
Eli: They are indeed telling the truth and they made a deal with J.D. to help us all out.
William: Wow.
Maria: (sighs) J.D., if you and Eli trust the two of them to help us out, then we'll go along with it. But we're keeping our guard up.
Me: I understand.
Nico: Good.
Me: I know this is risky but Hondo and Torchwick are honorable. Just like Pesto here.
Pesto: What do you mean by that?
Me: I said you're honorable.
Pesto: I, am honorable? What are you saying, that I'm some tubby Supreme Court justice here to peruse your legal breaks? Is that what you're sayin'?
Me: No, I'm not sayin' that!
Nico snickered.
Pesto: You're sayin' that I am honorable.
Me: Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm sayin'.
Pesto: Dat's it!
Pesto attacks me and pulverizes the living shit out of me and Bobby, Squit and Nico laughed. NEVER GETS OLD!
Then Electropede, Mr. Mittens, Seadramon, Manta Bayarsh, Black Spider, Biowulf, Unicorn, Ryugu Tamatebacco, Cluemaster, and Count Nocturn appeared.
Electropede: Can me, Mr. Mittens, Seadramon, Manta Bayarsh, Black Spider, Biowulf, Unicorn, Ryugu Tamatebacco, Cluemaster, and Count Nocturn go with you guys?
Nico: You sure can.
They saw me being beaten up by Pesto.
Seadramon: What's going on?
Eli then grabbed me and Pesto.
Eli: Excuse me boys but I must discipline he nanny-goats.
BLANG!
He bonked our heads together.
Me: OW! Thanks Eli.
Eli: No probem.
Seadramon: Oh one of Pesto's rants. Funny.
Nico: Anyway it's time for us to get ready and head out to the 2012 TMNT world. We're going to make the Shredder of that world pay.
Me: Yeah as long as I get to have my shot at him.
Nico: I know.
Flamewar: Nico, which Gene-Slammer do you think you'll meet on your next rescue?
Nico: I'm hoping to go meet a Vampire Bat Gene-Slammer next.
Lucy Loud: I like how you think Nico.
Me: A vampire bat would be interesting to see.
Laney: Yeah it sure would.
Eli: A vampire bat is awesome.
Me: Yep. So it'll be one of the Goths of Darkness that goes with you next Nico.
Nico: Yep. Man Pesto really did a number on you J.D. Wow.
Me: Not nearly as bad as Diane when she smashed my face in.
Varie: That hurt a lot.
Diane: Diane said sorry.
Me: I know.
2012 TMNT WORLD - New York City, New York
We arrived in the world of the 2012 TMNT.
Mr. Mittens: Here we are!
Nico: New York City. This is gonna be so awesome.
Me: Yep and it's great to be here again.
Emerald Goldenbraid: I can't wait to see the Turtle Brothers again.
Nico: We owe them big time for helping us out in Minnesota with Charlie Brown and friends.
Charlie Brown: That was cool.
Me: It sure was. Ow.
Eli: I think I know why you're starting to take so many beatings bro.
Me: What is it.
Eli: You're getting ready to Transform. When you face the Shredder here you're going to unleash your most powerful transformation of all.
Me: Wow! This will be interesting to see.
Nico: Wow! Just like what happened to the Loud Siblings. It's like 2021 all over again.
Me: No kidding.
Nico: Yeah.
We went down the sewer and went into the sewer and we saw the 2012 Turtle Brothers and they were training hard and then they saw us.
Maria: Hey, guys!
2012 Leo: Hey guys!
2012 April: All right! Awesome to see you all with us!
Me: Great to see you all again.
2012 Mikey: Man J.D. what happened to you?!
Me: I got beaten up badly. I'm going to transform when we face the Shredder.
Nico: Yeah. It's his most powerful transformation ever.
Me: Yeah.
Nico: Also we owe you guys for helping us out.
2012 Casey: That was awesome.
William: We want to thank you for helping us against the Red Baron.
2012 Leo: It was our pleasure. (annoyed) Though it involved my head being jumped on.
Me: Ouch. But look what happened to me yesterday. I got my face smashed in and then beaten up by a pigeon that was 1 quarter my size.
Nico: Ouch. Maybe J.D. thinks you're cute you know what I'm saying?
Bobby laughed.
Pesto: (to Me) You think I'm cute?
Me: (Shakes head for no.)
Nico: All right Pesto that's enough.
2012 Donnie: What the Hell are Hondo Ohnaka and Roman Torchwick doing here?!
Hondo: (puts arm around 2012 Raph) Relax. The two of us are your new best friends.
2012 Raph: Don't touch me.
Commando Man: (sighs) This wasn't our idea in any way.
Me: It was actually my idea but come on! Cut me a break! I've been beaten to a pulp in the last 24 hours. I'm getting ready to transform against the Shredder.
Poromon got out 2 beer bottles.
2012 Leo: What are those?
Poromon: 2 bottles of beer!
Seadramon: (laughs) You and your beer, Poromon!
Me: I don't think turtles can drink beer.
2012 April: Also I'm too young to drink. I don't like beer.
Me: But I do know a food they DO like.
I used my imagination powers and made PIZZA!
2012 Leo: Pizza!
2012 Mikey: All right!
2012 April: You know, Casey, this really is all your fault.
2012 Casey: My fault?!
Nico: Hey what did he do?
2012 April: No duh. If you hadn't opened your big mouth about Shredder killing Splinter, J.D. wouldn't have gotten pissed about it, he wouldn't be on a self destructive path, and we wouldn't have to join forces with pirates and other kinds of criminals!
Torchwick: Hey! I resent that last part!
Megamind: I know this idea is crazy. But, it's much better then us getting sacrificed. (to me) No offense.
Me: None taken. But yeah Casey you did open your big mouth and that's what set me off.
2012 Casey: Yeah you're right.
Unicorn: (to 2012 Donnie) Donnie, while watching a Robot Chicken sketch, we came up with an amazing idea.
2012 Donnie: What is it?
2003 Donnie revealed a set of blueprints.
2003 Donnie: Look this over. And tell me what you see.
2012 Donnie: Hmm. It's a Pizza Firing Tank.
Me: Yep. We saw it on a Robot Chicken Sketch where you made a tank like this and it fires pizza. It hit the 1987 Shredder and really burned him to death.
Nico: It was so funny.
Varie: It sure was.
2012 Leo: (to 2003 Leo) So, how well do you lead your time? Is it just as good as mine?
2003 Leo: I do just as good a job as you do.
Nico: Yep. Also do you have big time major enemies besides the Shredder here.
Me: Like the Purple Dragons, Baxter Stockman and other major enemies?
2012 Donnie: Well the Purple Dragons are not like the ones you faced.
Laney: We also heard there's no Underground City here in this world.
Sydney: That is a really darn shame though.
Me: No kidding.
2012 Donnie: (to 2003 Donnie) This pizza firing tank isn't a bad idea. Let's combine our brains and build it!
They then got to work.
Nico: Awesome.
Me: But I really need some help with me. I'm going through some major predicaments now.
Leni: Yeah can't you guys do something?
Nico: Leni calm down.
2012 Raph: (to 2003 Raph) I hope you kick lots of a** just like I do.
2003 Raph: Oh believe me I do.
Laney: He sure does.
Nico was patting my back.
2003 Mikey: (to 2012 Mikey) So, do you have a Justice Force here?
2012 Mikey: (excited) Is that a new kind of superhero team?!
2003 Mikey: You have no Justice Force here?! This is blasphemy!
Nico: No what's Blasphemy is Judge Claude Frollo taking the laws into his hands to kill peope.
Me: Yeah. Besides Mikeys this is a whole different world than what we have.
2003 Mikey: Oh right.
2012 Splinter came.
Me: Oh sensei. (Bows) Good to see you again.
2012 Splinter: Same to you J.D. (Bows) J.D., I want to thank you once again for resurrecting me. Now, I can personally help end Oroku Saki's reign of terror.
Me: I'm glad.
2012 Leo: (sighs) Actually, father, it's best if you stay out of the battle.
2012 Splinter: Why, my son?
2012 Leo: We already lost you twice. And I don't know if we can bear to lose you a third time!
Me: He's right sensei. You already got killed twice and we can't afford to have it happen a 3rd time.
2012 Splinter: That is understandable. But Saki's grudge started with me. And now, I plan to end it and him.
2012 Leo: Thought you might say that. (to Spiderman) Spiderman?
Spiderman: Sorry. But I'm not helping you web your own father up.
Ken Ichijouji: Besides, he has the right to help us destroy Shredhead once and for all. We Pinkie Promise we won't let him die.
Pinkie Pie: Cross My Heart, Hope to fly, Stick a Cupcake in my eye.
2012 Leo: We only have 3 fingers.
Stingmon: You know what we mean.
Me: Yeah. We promised that we are not going to let that happen a third time. I swore that I would never let that happen again. And I never break my vows. Also if you're thinking that I will sacrifice anyone for this then no I will not. I have too much honor for that. I will always keep my friends and allies close to me and I will always love them too like my own family.
Black Spider: I think we should focus first on dealing with that exterminator.
Me: Right. I have a feeling he is close.
Nico: Same here. But J.D. do you feel better now?
Me: I sure do. (Aura flares up with intense fury) WHOA! That was powerful! That means it's coming when I face the 2012 Shredder.
Nico: Awesome!
We later were at a warehouse.
The mascots were waiting in a warehouse.
Horsea: You sure he's coming?
Suddenly, someone kicks open the door and a pair of smoke grenades are thrown into the building, which explode shortly after.
Poromon: Evasive actions! (they hide behind some crates)
The mascots peer out from the crates. Through the smoke, they can see a large man in a pink jumpsuit and a gas helmet entering the building. It's the exterminator.
Poromon: There's something strangely familiar about that man...
The exterminator takes off his helment to reveal that it's Officer X.
Poromon: Holy shit!
Horsea: Uh oh!
Manaphy: It's Officer X!
Poromon: Now known as "Exterminator X!" J.D. was right!
Poliwag: You don't suppose he's forgotten about us, do you?
Exterminator X: (sniffs the air) I smell something... Something I haven't smelled since... MASCOTS?!
Poliwag: (gulps in fear) Guess not...
Poromon: Make for the exit! Go! Go! Go!
The mascots slide past Exterminator X to head for the exit, but he is too fast, and manages to close the door on them before they can make it out, leaving body imprints of themselves. Exterminator X stands over them.
Exterminator X: You pipsqueaks cost me my job at animal control. So oh yeah, it's payback time!
Dreadwind: (2012 Raph is about to intervene) No. This is the mascots' battle. We'll stop in only if it's necessary.
2012 Raph: Okay.
Nico: This will be fun.
Poliwag: Hey X! Yo mama so ugly that people go as her for Halloween!
Poromon fired a blast of fire from his mouth and it hit X and burned his face.
Exterminator X lunges for the Mascots, who leap out of the way. Manaphy and Poliwag push a crate behind his legs, while Poromon ricochets off the wall and jump-kicks Exterminator X in the face. Exterminator X trips over the crate, while Horsea got out a roll of duct tape. Horsea then tapes up Exterminator X's body, legs, and mouth, leaving him tied-up. He lands next to the other mascots.
Poromon: Grapple accomplished. Up high, guys!
The mascots celebrate their victory by high-fiving one another. Suddenly, Exterminator X rips through the duct tape on his legs and body.
Poromon: What the deuce?
Exterminator X takes out a grappling hook and tied up the mascots in retaliation. Before roping up mascots, Poromon pushes Poliwag to safety.
Poliwag: Poromon!
Poromon: Run for it, Poliwag!
Horsea: Save yourself, kid!
Poliwag: (hiding behind a nearby crate) What do I do? What do I do?!
Courage: (Quietly) Hey that's my line!
Exterminator X tears off the duct tape on his face, which cuts to the mascots, who look shocked. Exterminator X's feels his face and notices how smooth it suddenly feels. He looks at the torn tape, which reveals that he tore off his own goatee as well. Exterminator X screams in shock and pain, while the captured mascots wince and shudder at his pain as well.
Exterminator X: I've been carrying this around waiting. Because I knew, Oh-hohoho, I knew I'd see you Mascots again.
Exterminator X picks up and places the captured penguins on a nearby hook and begins looking around for Poliwag with a flashlight.
Exterminator X: Everyone thought I was crazy blaming mascots (imitating his mockers) "Oh, Mascots are cute and cuddly!" Oh, no they're not! (imitating his mockers) "Oh, yes they are!" No, you don't know 'em the way I know 'em! They've got devious brains.
Danny phased Poliwag out of there and back to us.
Danny: Poliwag, what happened in there? I thought you and the others had it handled!
Poliwag: We underestimated him!
Cluemaster: X must still have some of his old gear.
Me: Maybe.
Eli: Let me rough him up a bit while Poliwag comes up with a plan.
Nico: Go for it Eli.
Eli teleported and went in and he punched X in the face.
Exterminator X: You picked the wrong exterminator to fight kid!
Eli: Bite my shiny metal ass you fuckwiper!
Bender: (Quietly) HEY! That's my line!
Poliwag: (looks at Flik and the other ants) I have an idea. (shudders) A really, really horrible idea.
2012 Leo: Poliwag, this is no time for the willies. Those shadows are your friends. Stick to them and they'll help you in any situation.
Shield Shredder: We know what you're planning to do. And we know you can do it!
Me: Go for it.
Poliwag: (Maliciously) YEAH!
Exterminator X: (feels his hit cheek) Sometimes at night, I just lay awake thinking about... mascots.
As Exterminator X continues his search, Poliwag is now seen having reentered the warehouse. Private also has Flik and the others ants covering his entire body, using them as camouflage to hide from Exterminator X. As Poliwag hops away, a nearby crate is seen rattling around, which Exterminator X notices and approaches.
Exterminator X: Nowhere to run now, punk.
Exterminator X kicks open the crate to reveal that Lunatic Gary was inside it. Exterminator X screams in shock.
Lunatic Gary: (gets in X's face) YOUR MOTHER'S A WHORE! (runs out of the building)
Exterminator X: (huffs) Weirdo.
Manta Bayarsh: I knew Lunatic Gary would come in handy!
Eli punched him in the stomach.
Eli: SNIFF ON THIS! (FARTS IN HIS FACE AND THEN LIGHTS THE FARTS ON FIRE AND BURNS HIM ALL OVER)!
Me: (Quietly) Nice one Eli.
Poromon: Poliwag, that was a nice cover. How did you not get the willies with all those ants covering you?
Poliwag: It's all part of the job.
Mandy: He knew that saving you three is worth more than the willies.
Me: That's for sure.
I punched X in the face and smashed him into a bunch of crates.
Me: Trent can I borrow your dagger?
Trent Fernandez: Sure.
I used his dagger and drew an anvil over X and then it fell onto him.
CLANG!
He was hit on the head and he had a REALLY NASTY LUMP!
Me: Remind me to thank Zocks and the Zenkaigers for that idea with your dagger Trent.
In Japan back in our Earth, Zocks was with Kaito and then he sneezed.
Kaito: You okay Zocks?
Zocks: Someone must be talking about me.
Exterminator X: (to Poliwag) I knew you'd be back!
Ryugu Tamatebacco: Horsea, will you do the honors?
Horsea: Okay!
Horsea got out a toy gun and fired at Exterminator X. He ducks out of the way, but the dart ricochets off a light fixture, then a pole, and hits a light switch. Turning everything pitch black just as Exterminator X reaches for Poliwag.
Poliwag: Now boys! As we discussed!
Loud chirping is heard.
Exterminator X: (terrified) What? What is it?!
Exterminator X turns the switch back on and notices that the mascots are gone.
Exterminator X: Where'd they go? Where are the mascots?!
Ant 1: (pops out from the side of his collar) No mascots here!
Ant 2: (pops out from the other side of his collar) Just us!
Hundreds of ants begin popping out from Exterminator X's jumpsuit, some overflowing in places as well.
Exterminator X: (horrified) They're in my company-issued slacks?!
HOING!
Ant 3: (giving him a wedgie) Leave our friends alone!
As more ants begin pouring out from his jumpsuit's sleeves, Exterminator X screams in disgust and goes running out of the building, stumbling around in disgust from the ants' movements. The mascots come out of hiding to watch everything.
Exterminator X: GET 'EM OFF! GET 'EM OFF ME! (runs away)
2012 Raph: (laughs) Later, Dumbass X!
Me: (LAUGHS) Dumbass X that's a good one! Be sure to tell your whore of a mother to get a job as a prostitute!
Joe Swanson: (LAUGHS) That's a good one!
2012 Casey: I'm really sorry for telling you about Splinter's death, J.D.
2012 Raph: Don't be, Casey. It was bound to come out anyway.
2012 Leo: J.D., you can take care of Shredder when the time comes. But only if you promise that the next encounter with Officer X will be the last one!
Tricloid: Don't worry! We plan to have a good finale for our fights against Officer X!
Me: Yeah but this was the funniest fight we've seen. But thanks Leo, I actually plan to do more than take care of the Shredder here.
Nico: He's going to use the Black Gates on him and destroy him forever.
Me: Yeah. Now I think we should get back to base. It's time we demonstrate our power.
Nico: Yep in what we call our usual battles.
Count Nocturne: (to both Leos) Do any of you use a Katana? If not, I've got one right here. (brings out said Katana)
2003 Leo: Yeah we use a Katana.
2012 Leo: Yeah we do.
Me: Awesome. Also my son Jared has a great surprise when we go meet the Shredder. It should be here now.
We heard a car drive through the sewer and then in came Jared and he was driving The Bulleteers Car!
Jared came out.
Jared: I decided I'm going to make an opening for all of us by blasting through the building with the Bulleteers car.
Me: Awesome! That will piss the Shredder off son.
Vince: It sure will. Smart thinking there Jared.
Jared: Thanks.
Then Mysterio, Machinedramon, Stonedozer, Iceage, Stratos, DC Enchantress, Mummy, Kerbero Gangan, Melter and Marionette Shadow appeared.
Nico: Mysterio, Machinedramon, Stonedozer, Iceage, Stratos, DC Enchantress, Mummy, Kerbero Gangan, Melter and Marionette Shadow .
Mysterio: Awesome base guys.
Me: Please don't be mad about me bringing Hondo and Roman.
Mysterio: We're not. Those two actually are honorable.
Machinedramon: And besides, we need all the help we can get.
Stonedozer: We'll find a way to pay them later.
Me: Good. Thank you.
Iceage: (to Nico) We heard you fought a giant squid.
Nico: We sure did.
Stratos: Did you really fight it before?
Me: Yep it sure was. And we had an awesome Calamari Breakfast.
Nico: Tasty.
Stratos: Awesome. Oh and we have a new monster for you all to face.
A figure came out and it was SAFE JAMEN from episode 23 of Kiramager!
Safe Jamen (キンコ邪面 Kinko Jamen) was a safe-themed black body Jamenshi of the Dark Empire Yodonheim whose dark energy was used to release Gold Bar Ligany.
The Safe Jamen is sent down by Carantula to convert the entire population of Tokyo into coins to either gather more dark energy or leave it completely barren so that Yodonheim can conquer it. He is first seen after Queen Mabayuine is "alive" in Princess Mabushina, spraying a group of citizens in a playground as they run with his with his signature dust and having a group of Bechats collect them for him. He opens his safe and allows the Bechats to put them inside as the Kiramagers arrive and are disgusted at his actions although he tells them that they are safe and they attack. They do battle with the Bechats and soon defeat them before confronting Safe Jamen and unloading with thier Kiramai Shots but they bounce off of his safe head as Sena and Shiguru's Kiramai Swords bounce straight off of it. Juru unleashes his Kiramai Buster and its Dazzling Kiramai Charge which explodes on contact but fails to even dent his safe. Safe Jamen then blasts them down with a devastating lightning blast before leaving because he gets bored with how pathetic a resistance that they are offering against him.
Safe Jamen later returns and has some Bechats take even more former citizens and put them in his safe head although the Kiramagers (now joined by Takamichi who had sat out the previous fight due to relishing his adopted mother still being alive) confront him before he can go and find more. They attack with Safe Jamen pulling out a Numade to combat Juru but Sayo comes up with a stethoscope and tries to apply the Hollywood way of opening safes as Shiguru holds him but fails although she soon realizes the correct combination. She tries three to the left and two down but the door fails to open and he blasts them all down whilst revealing that he has the failsafe that both his face dial and keypad must be picked in order to open it. They get back up and restrain him as Sena types randomly away at his keypad but it fails miserably and he throws them off as he reveals that three failures to input the right code activates a level five security failsafe; destroy all contents in his safe in five minutes. They do battle once again in desperation with the whole team trying to brute force the door open with their bare hands but all fail and are blasted down as before as Safe Jamen takes all five down with his Numade blasts twice more. Fortunately, they are re-energized when Princess Mabusina starts a song number and continue thier battle and he manages to put up a good fight but mass energy blasts from their Kiramai Swords wipe out Safe Jamen and obliterate his Numade as the song ends. However, Safe Jamen quickly recovers and reminds them of the countdown but Takamichi transforms and enters battle with Queen Mabayuine as four the other male Kiramagers restrain him. He then uses his Shiny Breaker's Shiny Beam attack through the Queen which focuses it into an immensely powerful laser that cuts clean through the door using full power which releases all of the coins which turn back into people. Before Safe Jamen can react, Juru forms the Kiramai Buster, firing a Dazzling Kiramai Charge through the Jamenshi's face at point blank range which knocks back Safe Jamen who explodes almost immediately.
Nico: Safe Jamen!
Safe Jamen: That's right guys!
Me: Wow! I remember you! You were sent to turn the entire population of the city into gold coins and fill up your bank account.
Safe Jamen: That's right! Good memory on you.
Nico: Awesome! We meet the Kiramagers on June 14th and we're already facing one of their monsters.
?: That is cool.
Then another figure came out and it was TEACHER TELEPHONE from episode 15 of Dairanger!
Telephone, like her teammates Boss Kamikaze and Company President Gravestone, were Gorma Minions who were born quirkier and apparently weaker than other Gorma Minions, to the point that Major Zydos stated they were useless on their own and could only be useful working together. With Kamikaze taking the lead, the trio became their own unit within the Gorma and worked to defeat the Dairanger in their own unique way.
Their first plot involved the abduction of Ryo of the Heavenly Fire Star's little sister Yoko, forcing him to play them in a game of soccer in order to save her. Through the bizarre game, the team defeats her and his partners, but they somehow escape even after being defeated by Dairen'oh
Eli: Teacher Telephone! I remember you! You were sent to abduct Ryo's sister Yoko and force him to play Gorma's minions, Boss Kamikaze and Gravestone in a game of soccer!
Teacher Telephone: That's right Eli. Good memory.
Me: That is cool! We are facing one of the retired Sentai Team Monsters.
Teacher Telephone: Too bad I wasn't adapted in America.
Nico: I know, right?
Me: Yeah what a ripoff.
Bloo: Nothing wrong with people who look like telephones. I actually met a man in a phone suit myself.
Mac: I remember that Bloo.
Teacher Telephone: We also have archenemies for 2012 Leo and Kai.
Out came THE PIZZA XENOMORPH and DORA FRANKE from Zyuranger!
Me: Whoa! The Pizza Xenomorph from the TMNT books.
Eli: And Dora Franke the Japanese version of the Frankenstein Monster from Mighty Morphin! Wow!
We got the usual battles underway.
Yusei, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Sunny Starscout, Magic Skylanders, Ghuul and Ri'Oha VS Mysterio - Nico's Rescue
Mysterio was first.
Mysterio: (to Yusei) Nico really got us a good meal in his rescue. And which Heartless robot should I summon this time?
Yusei: He sure did. 5,000 pounds of squid can give us a lot of food and how about Invisibles?
Mysterio: Ooh good choice.
He summoned said Heartless Robots.
Mysterio: Boy that squid must've been huge.
Twilight Sparkle: It sure was and it was 110 feet long and weighed 5,000 pounds. It was amazingly huge!
Starshine Sparkle: Yeah it sure was!
Sunny Starscout: The largest creature we've ever seen.
Spyro: Yeah no kidding! What a massive squid! And we faced this squid ages ago.
Ri'Oha: This squid was a good breakfast for us.
Mysterio: Wow! That must've been a huge squid turned into a big breakfast. Lets do it!
They fired waves of stars and magic and smashed him down.
Yusei: ALL RIGHT!
Twilight Sparkle: That was amazing!
Sasuke the Android, Pinkie Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Exhaust and Flamewar VS Machinedramon - Lincoln's Rescue
Machinedramon was next.
Machinedramon: (to Sasuke) I heard Lincoln's rescue was in Backdraft. How was it?
Sasuke: It was infernal! It was a battle burning in intense fire.
Pinkie Pie: This guy was setting all kinds of fires to save his fire department from being shut down.
Featherweight: But we exposed the truth and made sure that the arsonist and the mayor paid for their crimes.
Sprocket: Yeah that was intense!
Flamewar: No kidding.
Machinedramon: That must've been a burning battle. Lets do it!
They fired waves of metal, gears, lightning and energy and smashed him down.
Sasuke: ALL RIGHT!
Pinkie Pie: BEST USUAL BATTLE EVER!
Thing, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, RD Lynn, and Commando Man vs Stonedozer - Meeting a Darkfire Dragon Gene-Slammer
Stonedozer was next.
Stonedozer: (to Thing) I heard you guys met a Darkfire Dragon Gene-Slammer. What's her name?
Thing: Her name is Rochelle Yokoshima and she is from Japan. Really cool.
Applejack: Yeah and she looks amazing as a Darkfire Dragon.
Apple Bloom: She sure does and she found out something horrible about Pablo and Anderson.
Stonedozer: Oh boy. What did those two do this time?
Apple Bloom: Well it's not pretty. Rochelle found out from the police that Pablo and Anderson have done more than just bully sixth graders and tried to rob people, She found out that those two have actually killed someone in cold blood, and their lowlife dads were also with them. They enjoyed taking the level of pain and suffering they inflicted on their victims to a whole new level, and if they weren't stopped, they would've gone on to kill more people, and they would've started on Lincoln and his friends. So, Rochelle called the police on them, and the cops went after Pablo and Anderson, along with their lowlife dads, but they killed the cops sent after them and they got away.
Stonedozer: WHOA MAN! Those two are heartless psychopaths! Pure evil from birth!
Flashwing: That is exactly the right term for it.
RD Lynn: Yeah no kidding. They had it coming. Now they are locked up in solitary confinement sells with rainbow chains and
straitjackets holding them.
Stonedozer: Good riddance. Lets do it!
Thing: IT'S CLOBBERIN TIME!
They fired waves of rock, earth, crystal and apples and smashed him down.
Thing: OH YEAH!
Applejack: YEEHAW! That was great!
Samus Aran, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Gru, and Megamind VS Iceage - Me being Mad at the 2012 Shredder
Iceage was next.
Iceage: (to Samus) I don't blame J.D. being mad at the 2012 Shredder. But I'm still concerned about him.
Samus: He'll appreciate your concern but yeah what he did was completely and utterly horrible.
Starlight Glimmer: But the 2012 Shredder's Crimes are nowhere near as bad as the Utrom Shredder's crimes. He killed millions of people all over the galaxy.
Iceage: That is true. That is a huge difference.
Cozy Glow: It sure is and it was horrible.
Hex: But he had it coming for everything he did.
Gru: Yeah he sure did.
Iceage: That is for sure. Lets do it!
They fired waves of energy, magic, stars and bones and smashed him down.
Samus: TAKE THAT!
Starlight Glimmer: That was amazing!
Baihumon, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Ken Ichijouji & Stingmon, and Beelzemon VS Stratos the Tornado Titan - Exterminator X beaten up again
Stratos the Tornado Titan was next.
Stratos: (to Baihumon) Officer X got beaten up yet again. It would be really funny if he wasn't always after the mascots.
Baihumon: Yeah it sure would be funny.
Rainbow Dash: But that guy needs to be taught some manners.
Scootaloo: What a loser and a monster.
Whirlwind: Yeah no kidding.
Stratos: I agree there. Lets do it!
They fired waves of wind, lightning and rainbows and smashed him down.
Baihumon: A Victory for the Sovereign of the West!
Rainbow Dash: That was AWESOME!
Ilana, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Darkwing and Dreadwind VS June Moone A.K.A. Enchantress (DC) - Tahu's first Ambassador Mission
DC Enchantress was next.
DC Enchantress: (to Ilana) I heard today was Tahu's first ambassador mission. How was it?
Ilana: It was amazing! And he, J.D. and Nico had a lot of fun on this one. Tahu and Nico got to see how J.D. and Tyson use Beyblades and got to see them in action. It was amazing!
Rarity: Oh indeed it was darling. I thought it was absolutely amazing how J.D. uses such an amazingly powerful device like that.
Sweetie Belle: It sure was awesome!
Gill Grunt: And it was so cool how J.D. uses a Star Phoenix Beyblade like that.
DC Enchantress: WOW! That is amazing! We'll have to see what that is like from P'andor when he goes next. LEts do it!
They fired waves of jewels, water and ice and smashed her down.
Ilana: Oh that was fun!
Rarity: Rapture darling that was grand!
Maxxine Stennson, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Shield Shredder and Swift Foot VS The Mummy from Ben 10 - Omaima Lexxington having a really nasty farting problem
The Mummy was next.
Mummy: (to Maxxine) Omaima Lexxington has a really nasty farting problem. But maybe, you guys can use that to your advantage when you're fighting Shredder.
Maxxine Stennson: I was just about to say the exact same thing. It's both funny and awesome.
Mummy: Is that even possible to be born with 2 stomachs?
Sunset Shimmer: Leon said exactly the same thing. It was crazy.
Pipsqueak: (British Accent) But it reminded me of a really funny movie I saw called Thunderpants.
Mummy: I remember that movie! That was so funny and I laughed myself so hard that I nearly unraveled.
Sunburn: That was a really funny movie. We couldn't stop laughing.
Mummy: That was so funny huh. Lets do it!
They fired waves of fire and smashed him down.
Maxxine: ALL RIGHT!
Sunset Shimmer: That was amazing!
Gaz Membrane, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Mandy and St. Patricia VS Kerbero Gangan - Officer X has a lot of problems
Kerbero Gangan was next.
Kerbero Gangan: (to Gaz) Officer X has a lot of problems. And they involve him trying to catch the mascots.
Gaz Membrane: Yeah no kidding. He is completely psychotic. He belongs in a mental hospital forever.
Princess Luna: Yeah he needs lots of help.
Moondust: Boy he sure does. He needs to go to the Saturn nuthouse!
Snowdrop: I agree there too.
Gari: Same with me.
Blackout: I have a feeling we'll face him later on for the last time.
St. Patricia: (Swiss Accent) Ja and lets hope it will be the last time.
Kerbero Gangan: Lets hope. Lets do it!
They fired waves of darkness and smashed him down.
Gaz: DARKNESS FALLS!
Princess Luna: A true victory of the night!
Aquaman, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Life Skylanders, Gus Garv and Tricloid VS Melter - Hope Officer X gets fired after this
Melter was next.
Melter: (to Aquaman) I hope Officer X gets fired after this. And I hope the next time we see him really will be the last time.
Aquaman: I have a feeling it will be the last time. That guy has some serious problems and he should have never been allowed to get a job at all.
Fluttershy: Yes I most agree. The Mascots are like my animal friends and he has no right to go after them.
Tornado Bolt: That is right! He needs to be locked up!
Stealth Elf: For life!
Melter: Lets make it eternity! Lets do it!
They fired waves of leaves, flowers, grass and energy and smashed him down.
Aquaman: All right!
Fluttershy: That was fun.
Style Queen, Princess Celestia, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Lois Griffin, and Eret (How to Train Your Dragon) vs Marionette Shadow - Didn't expect Safe Jamen to appear
Marionette Shadow was next.
Marionette Shadow: (to Style Queen) Well, I didn't expect Safe Jamen to appear. But it's nice to see a fellow Japanese monster.
Style Queen: It sure is and we don't face the Kiramager monsters until after June 14th. This will be amazing to see how it turns out.
Princess Celestia: It sure will. And the Safe Jamen is really cool. He has a vault for a head.
Amber Morning: He sure does. I wonder if he has any treasure inside.
Spotlight: I remember watching him on TV and that was so awesome how the Silver Kiramager used a powerful focus laser to cut open the safe and free everyone!
Marionette Shadow: That was really ingenius! I wonder what Vypra has in store for each of the Kiramager and Zenkaiger Monsters.
Style Queen: We'll have to find out later.
Marionette Shadow: Yeah. Lets do it!
They fired waves of light and energy and smashed him down.
Style Queen: STYLING!
Princess Celestia: That was so amazing!
Himiko Toga, Dan Kuso, Runo, Marucho, Julie, Shun, Alice, Mira, Lena Isis, Fabia and Ren Krawler VS Safe Jamen
Safe Jamen was next.
Himiko: You're the first of the Kiramager Monsters that we have faced until after June 14th.
Safe Jamen: That's right. And I have an awesome treasure inside my safe for you all.
Himiko: This will be fun.
Dan Kuso: Wow! Breaking into your safe. That will be cool!
Runo: Looking forward to this one.
Himiko: (Unsheaths her sword) Lets crack your safe.
Himiko fired a focused beam of sunlight like a deadly focused laser and like a cutting torch she cut along the safe door and the door fell off.
CLANG!
Inside it was tons of gold bars and they fell out of him.
Marucho: WHOA! Did you raid Fort Knox?
Safe Jamen: (Laughs) No that's all gold we made with magic.
Himiko: Cool!
Alice: Lets blast him!
They fired waves of elements and the blasts all hit him and he exploded!
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They cheered!
Himiko: YEAH! In Nico's immortal words: Safe Jamen you have failed this world!
Julie: You're really learning fast Himiko.
Himiko: Yeah.
2012 Leonardo VS Dora Franke (Zyuranger)
Dora Frankie was next.
2012 Leo: Time to kick butt!
He went over and slashed him all over and smashed him down.
Kai (Ninjago) VS Pizza Xenomorph
Pizza Xenomorph was next.
Kai: Glad you aren't like the Xenomorphs that Ellen Ripley faced.
Kai fired waves of fire and smashed him down.
Mighty Morphin Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Nico, Eli, Nunnally, Laney, Lana, Lola and Lily VS Teacher Telephone
Teacher Telephone was next.
Nico: This is gonna be good.
Nico teleported and opened her safe and in it was a bunch of swords called the Defenders of The Flames of Hope, they're large swords with the symbol of the Knights of The New Fire etched on the 6'9" massive, wide, double-edged, man-sized red blades, orange angel wings for the crossguards, large fire gems for the hilts, longer black handles, and large fire gems with surrounding angel wings for the pommels. Once in hand, they'll get a massive power and energy increase.
Nico teleported back with the swords.
Tommy Oliver: Lets do it guys! IT'S MORPHIN TIME!
THUNDERCLAP!
Tommy: TIGERZORD!
Zach Taylor: MASTODON!
Kimberly Ann Hart: PTERODACTYL!
Billy Cranston: TRICERATOPS!
Trini Kwan: SABER-TOOTHED TIGER!
Jason Lee Scott: TYRANNOSAURUS!
They transformed and they were ready!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! MIGHTY MORPHIN 2!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Mighty Morphin Rangers for the second time!
Nico: AWESOME! Lets get her!
The Rangers formed the Power Blaster!
Nico: FIRE!
They fired a massive blast of energy and elements and the blasts all hit Teacher Telephone and she exploded!
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She was dead!
Nico: Teacher Telephone you have Failed this world!
Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.
The usual battles were done!
Nico: YEAH!
Lincoln: Okay, now that we got the usual battles out of the way, now to work on our battle plan for the big fight.
We then gathered, and Lincoln made a map of 2012 Shredder's fortress.
Lincoln: Now, we know that 2012 Shredder's got guards all over the place, and they'll also have traps set up for us, but we're going to be smart about this. First, we'll take to the shadows and take down the Foot Clan ninjas that are lurking all over the place, and if there's Foot-Bots all over the place, I've got just the thing for them.
Lincoln also handed us some miniature EMP bombs to use on them.
Lincoln: If any Foot-Bots get in the way, use the mini-EMP bombs on them. Then, we should also take care of Shredder's henchmen in the process, and then, Lester will head in and keep 2012 Shredder distracted. Then, we'll do our entrance, and drop the main EMP bomb that I gave J.D., which'll disable the technology of The Kraang, and the Foot-Bots. In the height of the ensuing chaos, we'll take the fight to the 2012 Shredder, and make him pay for everything he's done.
Nico: And then, when we get to the main fight, we also know what to do. Amazing plan, Lincoln.
Lincoln: Thanks, Nico.
Nico: Alright, get ready, Shredder. (Eyes turning red) We're coming for you, and you're paying for all of your crimes.
Me: In blood!
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes glowed even more, as he sensed a dark signal moving fast, and he saw a vision of who the dark energy signal belonged to, it was a Twisted version of Maid Marian, but she has a tattered version of her dress, and she's taking down the hordes of Kraang and Foot-Bots with the bow belonging to her world's Robin Hood. When we saw that, it definitely meant trouble.
Nico: Uh oh, I know those glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, who's here in this world?
Lincoln: You won't like this one bit, Nico, it's a Twisted version of Maid Marian, and she's taking down the hordes of Kraang and Foot-Bots with the bow belonging to her world's Robin Hood.
We gasped in shock.
2012 Mikey: Why is that bad? She's doing a good thing in helping us.
Lincoln: No, 2012 Mikey, this is really bad. This is the Twisted Princesses that we've also been dealing with in our world, they're the twisted evil versions of the Disney Princesses that we know, who have become evil due to the dark events done unto them because of the villains they've had to deal with. We killed them long ago, but last year, they've returned from the dead, and we had to stop them yet again. But, for Mulan 2, Belle 2, Tiana 2, and Snow White 2, who were once Twisted Princesses, we gave them back the lives that were unjustly taken away from them.
Helena Nicos-Knudson: And Twisted Maid Marian's story was born from the death of her world's Robin Hood.
Robin Hood (Disney): Now, that's something I want to hear.
Maid Marian (Disney): Same with me.
Helena Nicos-Knudson proceeded to tell us about Twisted Maid Marian's story, and we were in for a shock.
Twisted Maid Marian
Upon hearing that Friar Tuck had been captured and that Prince John planned on hanging him, Robin Hood and Little John set a plan in motion to rescue him as well as the other citizens of Nottingham. All seemed to be going according to plan until Robin Hood was confronted by the Sheriff of Nottingham. An epic sword battle ensued that lead throughout the castle. The Sheriff had Robin cornered but Robin made a quick escape into the moat surrounding the castle. The Sheriff ordered his archers to fire on Robin as he began swimming to shore where Little John and Maid Marian were waiting for him. Maid Marian called out to him and just as she did, an arrow pierced her love's back. She screamed in horror and began to rush out towards him but was stopped by Little John who shielded her from an onslaught of arrows. Tears filled her eyes as she saw the life leave John's eyes and his body slumped over in front of her. Her heart sank as her attempts to awaken Little John had failed. As she looked up she could see Robin crawling out of the moat with two arrows in his back. She rushed over to him to help assist him. He looked in her eyes and placed his hand on her cheek and smiled. And as he looked deeply in her eyes he said "I….love…..y—"…but before he could finish, an arrow fired from the castle flew by Marian's face, scarring her eye and hitting Robin in the chest. She screamed and held him in her arms as a new rage and determination filled her heart. Friar Tuck noticed Marian and rushed to her aid and hurried her away from the shore before another volley of arrows was fired. Maid Marian, heartbroken and alone, vowed to avenge her fallen love. She took up Robin's bow and sword as they would be the tools of her revenge…and she WILL have her revenge!
When Helena Nicos-Knudson was finished, we were really shocked.
Me: My God.
Nico: You said it, before her world's Robin Hood was about to say the three words, "I love you", he was hit in the chest by the arrow, and it pierced him in the heart, and pierced her in her eye, his life came to an end, and it broke her heart, and she vowed to take revenge for her fallen love. Is there a way to save her, Lincoln?
Lincoln: There is, Nico. But, Emerald's going to have to beat Twisted Maid Marian down and have her tied up, so she can't escape. Then, I'm going to bring her world's version of Robin Hood back from the dead, so that way, her heart and soul will be repaired.
2012 Splinter: That's indeed a wise choice you made, Lincoln.
Emerald Goldenbraid: It sure is, and Lincoln's resurrected several people before and restored them to life.
Nico: Yeah, he's resurrected the Warners' parents, and after Mulan 2 and Belle 2 were defeated, he'd resurrected them, and gave them back their lives.
Eret: Now that the usual battles are done, let's find Shredder.
Me: Yep and Lincoln said that already. We're going to make that monster pay. (Eyes glow Red) Shredder you will pay for your crimes.
Eli: And you will suffer big time for EVERY single one of them.
2012 Donnie: Whoa! How come his eyes glowed red light that?
Nico: It's what we call the Justice Glow. (Eyes Glow Red) Whenever we go after a huge villain we have our eyes glow red and it shows that we're going after them.
2012 Leo: Wow! That is cool!
2012 Donnie: Biowulf, you're part wolf, right? Can you track Shredder?
Biowulf: I can try. But actually I wasn't always like this.
Nico: It was part of a nanite project that was accidentally unleashed and it mutated everyone on Earth. Long story. He's now biomechanical.
Biowulf: Yeah. But it's a long story. Lets see.
He sniffed for the scent of the 2012 Shredder and he found him.
Biowulf: This way!
We followed him.
We arrived at the tower of the Shredder.
Me: This must be it.
We got to the entrance and there we saw 2012 BAXTER STOCKMAN AND HE HAD A HEAD THAT WAS THAT OF A FLY! WHAT THE F*** HELL!?
Me: What in the 9 fucking levels of hell!? You're Baxter Stockman of this world.
Nico: You look like an ugly freak of nature.
2012 Baxter Stockman: But I'm much more handsome.
Nico: You are not handsome at all. You're a totally hideous freak!
2012 Raph: Look, Stockman. As much I'd like to kick your a**, we don't have time to mess with you.
2012 Stockman: That's too bad. Because I have time to mess with all of YOU!
Eli: Somebody get me a can of bug spray!
Just then, a familiar looking shield hit 2012 Stockman from behind.
CLANG!
Nico: Nice throw, Cap.
Captain America: That wasn't me.
?: It was from me.
We saw UA Captain America, UA Luke Cage and UA Iron Fist!
Me: Captain America, Luke Cage and Iron Fist of the Ultimate Alliance Universe!
Sydney: Oh guys!
She went over and hugged Steve.
Sydney: Thank goodness you guys are okay.
Me: Yeah we were worried. After that explosion we thought it was going to be the end.
Nico: But thank goodness you guys are safe.
UA Luke Cage: Yeah but the world we're from is now in turmoil because of the SRA.
Me: Looks like the events we foretold are now in full swing.
UA Captain America: Yep. Let us deal with this fly faced freak. You guys go on and face the Shredder.
Nico: With pleasure Cap.
Sydney: I'll help you guys. And then, we REALLY need to talk about what went down after me and J.D. left.
Me: We have a lot to catch up on. (Makes a sign) Shadow Clone!
I formed a clone to help and we went into the tower.
We ran through the tower and then Electrocutioner, Dodgeball Wizard, Weather Wizard, Kaa, Tock, Brainiac 8, Gate and Minotaur (Sailor Moon) joined up.
Maria: Thanks for joining us, Electrocutioner.
Me: And you two guys.
Typhoon Mary: No problem.
Electrocutioner: This is gonna be so fun!
Kaa: I hope I get the Ssshredder in my coils.
In the top of the tower 2012 Shredder was concentrating. But then he heard a noise and then flying fast as a bullet was The Bullet Car and it smashed through the tower top and flew through it and the place exploded!
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It was destroyed and ripped apart leaving the floor left.
Jared: That's one way to make an entrance.
Electrocutioner came up.
2012 Shredder: So, you are the one they call the Electrocutioner?
Electrocutioner: That's right.
2012 Shredder: Do you think you can kill me all by yourself?
Electrocutioner: (smirks) No. But I'm NOT by myself.
Then the Full Moon came and then the spirits of the animals of the Night of The Full Moon Swirled around the 2012 Shredder and then they converged and then…
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A massive fiery explosion went off and a phoenix cry was heard and we came out.
2012 Shredder: Who are all of you?
Nico: Your worst fucking nightmare! We are Team Loud Phoenix Storm! And we have come for you Oroku Saki or do you prefer to be called the Shredder?
I went up to him.
Me: I've waited for this day for a long time. Shredder you will pay for everything you have done! I swore that I would make sure that I would kill you and make sure that you paid for all the suffering you have caused!
2012 Splinter appeared!
2012 Shredder: Hamato Yoshi. I thought I killed you before. No matter. This only means I can kill you again!
2012 Leo: (to 2012 Splinter) This is why I didn't want you to come!
2012 Splinter: It is too late to back out now. What matters is finishing what we started!
Me: No sensei. I swore that I would never let you die again. Now it's my turn to fight him. He will pay for his crimes.
The Foot Ninjas came!
Ed Cowart: You think we didn't come prepared?
Ed pressed a button and then Electromagnetic Pulse Bombs detonated and destroyed all the Foot Ninjas.
2012 Shredder: I may not have any Foot Ninjas left. But I DO have a new army. Kelzaks, come!
An army of Kelzaks appeared.
Shane Clarke: Kelzaks!
Nico: I had a feeling you would summon them Shredder!
Me: Leave the Shredder to me. He's mine. It's time I unleashed my ultimate power on him.
Nico fired waves of lightning and destroyed many of them. We got to fighting the Kelzaks,
Then the Kelzaks jumped the 2012 Turtles. The 2012 Turtles lay defeated at the hands of the Kelzaks.
2012 Shredder: (laughs evilly) You don't have to worry about mourning your precious master, Turtles. Because I won't make the same mistake twice. This time, I'm going to send you ALL to Hell!
POW!
I punched the 2012 Shredder down!
Me: You really love to here yourself talk don't you.
2003 Mikey: (hits Kelzak with Nunchucks) Bros, our counterparts need our help over there!
Emerald then got an idea.
Emerald: (to everyone watching) Everyone out there in both worlds! Lend the Turtles your strength! They get stronger with your support! When I go "1, 2", shout "Booyakasha"! Okay? 1, 2...
All: BOOKYAKASHA!
Emerald: One more time! 1, 2...
All: BOOKYAKASHA!
Emerald: Louder! 1, 2...
All: (louder) BOOKYAKASHA!
At these words, 2012 Leo found the strength to get back up.
2012 Leo: Everyone's right. We got our father back. Hell will freeze over before we let the Shredder win!
With that, 2012 Leo used his katanas to slice a nearby Kelzak in two.
2012 Leo: Thanks for the support, everyone.
2012 Donnie: I never thought so many people would be aware of us.
2012 Mikey: Hey, I'm not complaining!
2012 Splinter: I suppose the surface world knowing of our existence isn't so terrible after all.
2012 April: Of course it isn't.
2012 Raph: Don't turn away yet, folks. You're all about to see a major a** kicking!
Nico: Yep!
Me: I've had it with you Shredder!
My eyes glowed neon rainbow colors and my rainbow aura flared up.
Me: (In my head) Sensei Splinter what you have done for April and the brothers here in this world shows that you are not only a great teacher but also a magnificent father. You have done so much for them and everyone. But then the Shredder took you away from them twice. And what he has done is unforgivable! I won't let him do so again! I swore that I would not let you die a 3rd time!
Then something snapped inside my head!
Eli: Uh oh! EVERYONE HIT THE DECK!
Everyone ducked for cover!
Me: (In my head) AND I WON'T LET THIS MONSTER GET AWAY WITH HIS CRIMES EVER AGAIN! (OUT LOUD) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I SCREAMED LIKE A MADMAN AND THEN…
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A massive explosion of incredibly powerful rainbow fire and energy exploded out with unbelievable force and power! I WAS SCREAMING LIKE AN INCREDIBLY ANGRY LUNATIC AND MY POWER WAS RISING EXPONENTIALLY AND THE SKIES DARKENED WITH RAINBOW LIGHTNING STRIKING ALL OVER THE PLACE WITH INCREDIBLE FURY AND THE GROUND WAS SHAKING EXTREMELY VIOLENTLY! MY AURA WAS GLOWING WITH INCREDIBLE INTENSITY AND LIGHTNING, FIRE, WATER, WIND, EARTH, DARKNESS, LIGHT, CRYSTAL, AURORA AND ALL THE ELEMENTS WERE SWIRLING AROUND IT WITH INCREDIBLE POWER! MY SKIN HAD RAINBOW FLAMES FLICKERING OUT AROUND IT!
Vegeta: (GASP) IT'S UNREAL!
Nico: WHAT POWER!
Goku: INCREDIBLE!
Gohan: IT'S AMAZING!
I GLOWED WITH INCREDIBLE POWER AND MY MUSCLES GREW AND RAINBOW FLAMES ERUPTED OUT ALL OVER ME AND RAINBOW FIRE WINGS BURSTED OUT OF MY BACK AND THEN I SCREAMED FEROCIOUSLY AND THEN IN A MASSIVE EXPLOSION OF RAINBOW FIRE AND ENERGY AND ELEMENTS I WAS FOREVER CHANGED! WHEN THE SMOKE CLEARED I EMERGED COMPLETELY AND FOREVER CHANGED!
(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:35 TO 2:14)
I grew from 7'0" to 7'5" in height but my shirt was still like that of Gohan's except they were ALL RAINBOW FIRE AND FLAMES and my abnormally large and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew a little bigger, and I still had eight-pack abs, my eyes changed to neon rainbow colors and I had a rainbow energy fire aura with rainbow fire, planets, stars, elemental forces, and phoenixes surrounding me, my black hair grew reaching the bottom of my neck, and I now had rainbow highlights in the bangs, the phoenix with the emblem of the Ebonwu Squadron emblazoned on my forehead now had rainbow colors, I had phoenix earrings with the Kanji for Eternity in its claws and a necklace with the phoenix holding the Eternity Kanji in its claws across my chest, I had massive Rainbow Fire angel wings with reflecting stars and nebulae and rainbow fire tips on the large feathers, and my massive and long eleven rainbow-colored wolf tails with tips and elements were out and they had rainbow fire. The gems on my large cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe on my wrists and the large gem belt buckle on my Belt of Elemental Bravery were now rainbow colors, and the massive, wide, double-edged blade of my Phoenixcalibur sword grew to 6'5" in length and the long gold handle grew a little longer. I now had on the same wardrobe as Lincoln, Liam, and Lynn Sr., but my version of He Man 2002's loincloth is red, and I had rainbow fire pants with the elements on them on them and I had on long rainbow fire trenchcoat flaps with all of the elemental forces on the coattails, which were held up by my Belt of Elemental Bravery, Universal Spellbook of The Elemental Forces on my right hip, I now have on large rainbow colored weighted bands on my large biceps and thighs, large black pants with elemental forces on them, and a pair of large black leather ankle-high combat boots with silver armor on the toes, and the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs had remained the same, along with my Eater of Sins revolver still holstered to my right hip and Crystal Saber holstered to my left hip. I had a phoenix encased in rainbow fire tattooed on my massive right pec and on the back of my trench coat there's a rainbow kanji written below the phoenix that said " James Dean Knudson, Powerful former Leader of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Golden-Hearted Loving Future Husband of Many Wives, Golden-Hearted Loving Father of Many Children, Golden-Hearted Loving Brother of The Loud Family and Many Friends All Over The World, Amazing and Powerful Student of Many Masters, Brave Warrior and Savior of The Universe and Beyond, Master of the Powers of Friendship and Master of The Fury of Xelnaga and Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good and Destroyer of Irredeemable Black-Hearted Villains, Monsters, Power-Hungry Bastards, and Maniacal Tyrants, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage and Love, and God of Justice."
ジェームズ・ディーン・ナドソン、チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームの強力な元リーダー、多くの妻の黄金の心を持った愛する未来の夫、多くの子供たちの黄金の心を持った愛情のある父、騒々しい家族の黄金の心を持った愛情のある兄弟、そして世界中の多くの友人、素晴らしい多くのマスターの強力な学生、勇敢な戦士と宇宙とその先の救世主、友情の力のマスターとゼルナガの怒りのマスターと究極の善の究極の力と取り返しのつかない黒人の悪役、モンスター、パワーハングリーの破壊者ろくでなし、そしてマニアックな暴君、宇宙と天国の使者、調和の大使、友情、純粋さ、希望、勇気と愛、そして正義の神
I had Transformed into my most powerful and ultimate form ever! SUPER ANGEL XELNAGA INFINITE ETERNITY FRIENDSHIP GOD!
Nico: WHOA! J.D. Is that really you?
Eli: Unbelievable! Bro you look incredible!
Hunter: (German Accent) Mein Gott. J.D. you look amazing!
Varie: Awesome! Wow! J.D.?
Misty Tredwell: Honey? How do you feel?
Me: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Elemental Xelnaga God Voice) I feel amazing guys. Now it's time for me to make sure this monster pays the ultimate price for everything he has done.
Emerald Goldenbraid: Let me transform with you guys!
Shane: Sure thing, Emerald!
Dan: Me and my team will send out our Bakugan too!
Ninja Storm Rangers: NINJA/THUNDER/SAMURAI STORM! RANGER FORM! HA!
Bakugan Brawlers: BAKUGAN BRAWL!
The Ninja Storm Rangers Transformed!
Shane Clarke: "Power of Air! Red Wind Ranger!"
Tori Hansen: "Power of Water! Blue Wind Ranger!"
Dustin Brooks: "Power of Earth! Yellow Wind Ranger!"
Hunter Bradley: "Sky of Wonder! Crimson Thunder Ranger!"
Blake Bradley: "Power of Thunder! Navy Thunder Ranger!"
Cam: "Power of the Samurai! Green Samurai Ranger!"
All: "Power Rangers Ninja Storm!"
KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready!
Suddenly, Emerald Goldenbraid's grey eyes turned neon grey, and she was surrounded by a pink energy aura with magic and unicorns, she got out her massive Defenders of Gemina and Drake City sword, and as she approached The Kelzaks.
Emerald Goldenbraid: You Kelzaks have picked the wrong day to fight us. Now it's time for you to face phase 1 my true power.
Suddenly, Emerald Goldenbraid was surrounded by a massive vortex of pink energy with magic and unicorns surrounding the vortex, there's a unicorn running around the vortex, and in the vortex is a blonde phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Emerald Goldenbraid emerged, but she was changed forever.
(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)
Emerald Goldenbraid grew to 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she had pink highlights in the bangs of her long blonde hair, she has neon grey eyes and an pink energy aura with magic and unicorns surrounding her, she has a unicorn with the Magic Kanji above its horn emblazoned on her forehead, she has on unicorn earrings with pink gems for the eyes and the Magic Kanji in its horn and her Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with pink crystals links and gems and with a unicorn with pink gems for eyes and the Magic Kanji in its horn for the pendant, she has on a sleeveless purple blouse and sleeveless purple shirt with an pink phoenix on it, purple skirt with unicorns on them, purple pants with orange flames on it, purple ankle-high combat boots with phoenixes on it, and a long purple sleeveless trenchcoat with unicorns and magic on the coattails and on the back is a unicorn with magic surrounding it. Suddenly, Emerald Goldenbraid felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive blonde angel wings with purple tips on the large blonde feathers, sprouted out from her back, and Emerald has on her White Lantern corps ring on her left ring finger and Ring of The Phoenix ring on her right ring finger. Suddenly, Emerald's massive Defender of Gemina and Drake City sword and her Mysticon Knight sword merged together, and were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of purple energy with magic and unicorns surrounding it. When the kaleidoscope faded, the merged swords were transformed into Gemina's Unicorn Knight Sword of Magical Justice, it's a brand-new large sword with a 6'9" massive, wide, double-edged silver blade with the symbol of the Mysticons etched on it, large unicorn heads for the crossguard, large purple gem for the hilt, longer black handle, and a large purple gem surrounded by angel wings for the pommel. Emerald Goldenbraid has on her new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with purple gems on her wrists, large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold unicorn head with purple gems for the eyes and a large pink gem in its open mouth for the belt buckle, large pink Spellbook of The Gods and The Universe and large pink Universal Spellbook of The Elemental Forces on her left hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her right hip. There's a pink kanji below the unicorn that said, "Emerald Goldenbraid, Mysticon Unicorn Knight, Sister to the 2012 Turtles and Friends, Destroyer of Necrafa, Tazma Grimm, and The Spectral Hand, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, and Master of Unicorns, Magic, and Swords."
エメラルドゴールデンブレイド、ミスティコンユニコーンナイト、2012タートルズアンドフレンズの姉妹、ネクラファの駆逐艦、タズマグリム、スペクトラルハンド、悪の殺し屋、狂った、殺人、冷酷、そしてサディスティックな野郎、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、チームラウドフェニックストームの素晴らしいメンバーであり、ユニコーン、マジック、ソードのマスター
Emerald Goldenbraid has transformed into SUPER ANGEL 750,000,000,000 MYSTICON PINK UNICORN KNIGHT ANGEL OF ANGELIC LIFE AND MAGICAL JUSTICE!
We were amazed by Emerald Goldenbraid's Super Angel 750,000,000,000 and transformation.
Arkayna: WHOA! First J.D. and now Emerald!
Nico: Wow! Emerald you look awesome! How do you feel?
Emerald Goldenbraid: (Divine Echoing Voice of Unicorns and Magic) I feel amazing Nico.
Nico: Wow!
Shane: Time for ninjas...
2012 Leo: Turtles...
Dan: And Bakugan Brawlers!
Nico: And Everyone!
Kai: To unite as one!
Nico: ATTACK!
We went at the Kelzaks and we were blasting and pulverizing them all over.
2012 Karai smashed in!
2012 Leo: Karai! You made it!
2012 Karai: (punches a Kelzak) We'll catch up later. Right now, we've got work to do!
2003 Karai: (Japanese Accent) You and I will get along great. (Slashes a Kelzak)
2012 Karai: Same here.
The 2012 Shredder came at me and he punched and kicked at me with incredible ferociousness and I was blocking all his attacks and then I returned fire with a powerful Iron Fist and smashed my fist into his stomach with devastating force and then I punched his helmet off with a powerful uppercut and revealed his ugly and horrifyingly disfigured face and he was so overwhelmed by the sheer power of my strength that he was tumbling all over and trying to catch his breath. Then he fell back and belched up a huge amount of glowing blue blood. With 2 powerful and mighty blows, I brought the seemingly invincible 2012 Shredder to his knees!
2003 Donnie fired pizzas with the pizza tank and they splattered all over the Kelzaks and burned them with scalding hot cheese!
2012 Donnie: You guys were right! This pizza firing tank is awesome!
Nico: Looks like something from Robot Chicken came in handy for this.
Eli: It sure did.
2012 Mona Lisa appeared.
2012 Raphael: Mona! I'm so glad you're here!
Mona Lisa: We can flirt later, Raph. For now, we've got ass to kick!
Nico: Lets get them!
Everyone was blasting and pulverizing Kelzaks all over.
Then I punched Shredder in the face and kicked him in the chest with devastating force!
2012 Leatherhead appeared.
2012 Mikey: Leatherhead! You and the others made it!
2012 Leatherhead: Did you really think we'd miss the battle of a lifetime?
Nico: Not at all. And you would get along great with Killer Croc.
2012 Leatherhead: Thanks Nico. Awesome to meet you.
Everyone pounded and pulverized the Kelzaks into dust.
2012 April: (sees Diane thrash many Kelzaks) She's really having fun.
Blake Bradley: Can you blame her? She WAS on ice for so many years.
Nicole: 25,000 years to be precise. She is a cavewoman we found.
Mordecai: Long story.
2012 April: Wow!
Cam: Super Samurai Mode!
He took off his weighted vest and it smashed a hole in the floor and he was ready and he slashed numerous Kelzaks all over.
POW! BLAM SMASH!
I was really pulverizing the Shredder all over.
2012 Shredder: NO! (ENRAGED!) I REFUSE TO LOSE LIKE THIS!
He went at me some more and I then punched him in the face and kicked him in his face and knocked out more of his teeth with devastating force!
Jake Holling: Don't forget about us!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! NINJA STEEL!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Ninja Steel Rangers!
Nico: And to add some fun. (Pulls out the Zenryoku Zenkai Cannon and turns the dial) Good thing J.D. made another Zenkai Cannon for me. EXTREME FIGHTING POWER!
Nico summoned Battle Cossack of Battle Fever J, The Blue Maskman, Red Dairanger, and White Gekiranger!
Shane: Battlizer Mode, Engage!
Shane donned his Red Wind Ninja Battleizer!
Nico: AWESOME!
2012 Leonardo, Dora Franke, Dan Kuso, Dodgeball Wizard, Kai, Pizza Xenomorph, Shane Clarke and Weather Wizard blasted and smashed the Kelzaks all over the place, 2012 Donatello, Runo, Brainiac 8, Lloyd Montgomery, Dustin Brooks and Kaa smashed, squeezed and pulverized and blasted numerous Kelzaks, 2012 Raphael, Marucho, Nya, Tori Hanson and Tock (RWBY) all blasted and pulverized numerous Kelzaks, 2012 Michelangelo, Julie Makimoto, Gate (Mega Man X6), Cole, Hunter Bradley and Tombtress all blasted numerous Kelzaks all over, 2012 April O Neil, Shun, Minotaur (Sailor Moon), Skylor, Blake Bradley and Trawler (Dino Fury) blasted and smashed numerous Kelzaks and 2012 Splinter, Alice, Typhoid Mary, Cam, Arachnitor and Zane blasted and destroyed Numerous Kelzaks all over.
Omaima Lexxington: Sniff on this asswipes!
KRAFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTT!
She fired a massive fart blast and the farts burned the Kelzaks all over.
Everyone then set their sights on the 2012 Shredder.
Nico: Are you done J.D.?
Me: Yes I am. Lets hit him together!
Slingshot, Starfire, Sinestro and Long Haul used the Earth, Tamaran, Kward and Autobot Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Slingshot's Neutron Rifle, Long Haul's Heat Seeking Missiles and Sinestro & Starfire's powers 100-fold.
Slingshot and Starfire: TAMARAN NEUTRON MEGABLAST!
Sinestro and Long Haul: KWARD MISSILE MEGABARRAGE!
Electropede and Paula: LIGHTNING CENTIPEDE CRAWL!
Mr. Mittens and CatDog: CATS & DOGS SUPERSHOT!
Seadramon and Poromon: LIGHTNING DRAGON MEGASHOT!
Manta Bayarsh and Taylor: MANTA FLAME MEGABLAST!
Black Spider and Jenny: SPIDER ROBOT CRAWL!
Biowulf and Jake Long: WOLF DRAGON MEGASHOT!
Unicorn and Sheila: SPIDER UNICORN BLAST!
Ryugu Tamatebacco and Mera: ATLANTIS FURY BLAST!
Cluemaster and Aang: AIR MYSTERY BAST!
Count Nocturne and Marceline: VAMPIRE DARKNESS SHOT!
Twilight Sparkle, Thunder Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Luster Dawn, Princess Cadance, Princess Amore, Flurry Heart, Lilly Crystal, Cloud Star, Minuette, Twinkleshine, Lemon Hearts, Moondancer, Lyra Heartstrings, Bon Bon, Donut Joe, Spike the Dragon, Shining Armor, Tempest Shadow, Swift Foot, Gallus the Griffin, Star Swirl the Bearded, Magic Skylanders, Rai, Sena and Joe Shimamura: MAGIC OF FRIENDSHIP BLAST!
Sunset Shimmer, Phoenix Shimmer, Triple Berry, Pepperdance, Cayenne, Wallflower, Adagio Dazzle, Aria Blaze, Sonata Dusk, Gusty the Great, Fire Skylanders and Jet Link: FIRE OF FORGIVENESS SHOT!
Rainbow Dash, Storm Rainbow, Lightning Dust, Scootaloo, Pickle & Barley Barrel, Tornado Bolt, Rumble, Magma Gloom, Spitfire, Vapor Trail, Sky Stinger, Angel Wings, Soarin, Night Glider, Wind Socks, Cloudkicker, Blossomforth, Thunderlane, Cloud Chaser, Daring Do, Derpy Hooves, Flash Magnus, Indigo Zap, Lemon Zest, Sour Sweet, Sunny Flare, Sugarcoat, Frosty Orange, Velvet Sky, Smolder the Dragon, Air Skylanders and Françoise: RAINBOWS OF LOYALTY SUPERBLAST!
Applejack, Apple Bloom, Thunderbird Apple, Lightning Fritter, Tender Tap, Frozen Fright, Apple Fritter, Big Mac, Sugar Belle, Granny Smith, Apple Rose, Goldie Delicious, Bright Mac, Pear Butter, Cheerilee, Strawberry Sunrise, Blue Raspberry, Grand Pear, Rockhoof, Cocoa Axe, Steela Oresdotter, Autumn Blaze, Coloratura, Yona the Yak, Earth Skylanders and Albert Heinrich: EARTH OF HONESTY BLAST!
Rarity, Emerald Shine, Topaz Flare, Sweetie Belle, Kerfuffle, Thunder Terror, Button Mash, Pip-Squeak, Sassy Saddles, Sapphire Shores, Saffron Masala, Vinyl Scratch, Octavia Melody, Jet Set, Upper Crust, Fleur-De-Lis, Fancy Pants, Rose, Lily Valley, Daisy, Coco Pommel, March Gustysnows, Mistmane, Sable Spirit, Ocellus the Changeling, Water Skylanders and Geronimo Jr.: JEWELS OF GENEROSITY BLAST!
Pinkie Pie, Little Cheese, Maud Pie, Marble Pie, Limestone Pie, Cheese Sandwich, Three Stooges, Mr. & Mrs. Cake, Pumpkin Cake, Pound Cake, Alizarin Bubblegum, Somnambula, Silverstream the Hippogriff, Tech Skylanders and Chang Chengku: TECHNO GEARS OF LAUGHTER BLAST!
Fluttershy, Mirage Daffodil & Butterfly Rose, Lily Longsocks, Toola-Roola, Coconut Cream, Discord, Zecora, Tree Hugger, Mage Meadowbrook, Sandbar, Sweet Leaf, Life Skylanders and Pyunma: FLOWERS OF KINDNESS BLAST!
Starlight Glimmer, Starburst Aurora, Fireheart Flame, Cozy Glow, Thorax, Sunburst, Trixie, Juniper Montage, Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon, Toxic Horror, Louie PoisonSea and Clover the Clever, Undead Skylanders and Sir Great Britain: BONES OF REDEMPTION BLAST!
Princess Celestia, Amber Morning, Princess Platinum, Commander Hurricane, Chancellor Puddinghead, Smart Cookie, Private Pansy, Clover the Clever, Alt. Chrysalis and Light Skylanders: SUNLIGHT OF THE DAY BLAST!
Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Ink Rose, Moonlight Raven and Dark Skylanders: DARKNESS OF THE NIGHT BLAST!
They fired waves of elements and energy!
Mr. Mittens, 2012 Turtle Brothers, 2003 Turtle Brothers, Eli, Me, Nico, Vince, Roman Torchwick, Hondo and Lincoln: RETRIBUTION OF NEW YORK MEGABLAST!
We fired waves of elements and energy.
Lincoln: NINJA WEAPON ELEMENT STYLE: KATANA!
Princess Allura (VLD): NINJA WEAPON LIGHT STYLE: KUSARIGAMA!
Jessica Shannon: NINJA WEAPON STING STYLE: KUNAI!
Entrapta: NINJA WEAPON LIGHTNING STYLE: KAMA YARI!
Perfuma: NINJA WEAPON NATURE STYLE: BO STAFF!
Frosta: NINJA WEAPON ICE STYLE: KODACHI!
Mai Shiranui: NINJA WEAPON FIRE STYLE: KUSARI-FUNDO!
Nanami: NINJA WEAPON WATER STYLE: SHINOBIGATANA!
Toph: NINJA WEAPON EARTH STYLE: TESSEN!
Tatsumaki: NINJA WEAPON WIND STYLE: WAKIZASHI!
Peni Parker: NINJA WEAPON WEB STYLE: HANBO!
Ajna: NINJA WEAPON SPIRIT STYLE: TE YARI!
R. Mika: NINJA WEAPON LIGHT STYLE: MANRIKI-GUSARI!
Juri Han: NINJA WEAPON DARK STYLE: NEKO-TE!
Menat: NINJA WEAPON STAR STYLE: NUNCHAKU!
Shantae: NINJA WEAPON MAGIC STYLE: SAI DAGGERS!
Fuu (Samurai Champloo): NINJA WEAPON FLOWER STYLE: SHOBO!
They fired waves of element blasts and they formed into said weapons.
Lincoln and his harem: NINJA WEAPON FINAL SMASH: SHINOBI STRIKE!
They used various ninja weapons while in ninja-yorois of their favorite colors to lay a smackdown on 2012 Shredder and it was brutal!
Ninja Storm Rangers: Thunderstorm Cannon!
Nico: Burning Super Sentai Power!
Me: XELNAGA FRIENDSHIP KAMEHAMEHA!
We fired waves of energy and the blasts all hit the Shredder and exploded with incredible power!
EXTREMELY MASSIVE AND UNBELIEVABLE FIERY EXPLOSION!
Luckily a force field was covering the city.
Nico: It's over for you Saki! NOW YOU DIE!
2012 Shredder: I'm Not beaten yet!
HE TURNED INTO HIS UGLY SUPER SHREDDER FORM AS WELL AS MAKE A GIANT VERSION OF HIMSELF!
Tori Hanson: That's his Super Shredder form?!
2012 Mikey: Ugly, isn't it?
Super Shredder: You fools have a choice now! Fight me. Or save your city!
Dustin: What's that supposed to mean?!
Nico: How about both! J.D. take him down here on the ground. Me and the Ninja Storm Rangers will deal with him with the Megazords!
The Ninja Storm Rangers summoned their Megazords!
Ninja Storm Rangers: Storm Megazord!
Cam: Samurai Star Megazord!
The Megazords were ready!
2012 Super Shredder: You think those toys will stop me!?
Nico: How about this then!?
Nico then had a really awesome and ultra amazing new Zord Appear! IT WAS A GIANT AND SUPER SIZED WIND DRAGON ZORD!
Nico: Ninja Storm Rangers, Say Hello to the Wind Dragon Superzord!
Shane Clarke: WHOA! THAT IS AMAZING!
Nico: Watch what it can do.
He fired waves of lasers and they hit the 2012 Shredder and blew him around in a tornado!
Nico: And watch this! WIND DRAGONSTORM SUPER ULTRA MEGAZORD SEQUENCE ENGAGE!
The Wind Dragon Superzord had all the zords including the Mammoth Zord merge and combine with it and they formed into a powerful and awesome new SUPER ULTRA MEGA ZORD!
Nico: WIND DRAGONSTORM SUPER ULTRA MEGAZORD!
Nico came into the cockpit!
Tori Hansen: WOW! Nico this is awesome!
Nico: It sure is. J.D. let me pilot it for this mission.
UA Luke Cage held 2012 Baxter Stockman down.
2012 Stockman: What are you waiting for? Finish me!
Sydney: No. We're going to cure you. Just like J.D. and the others cured me.
She held out an auto injector full of Crystal Moon Serum that she still had from our last trip.
My clone: You still have some of the Crystal Moon Serum we made.
Sydney: Just a little momento from when we destroyed the Underground City.
She injected him with the serum and then he was reverted back to normal.
My Clone: Awesome!
UA Luke Cage: Wow! That is a powerful cure.
My Clone: It sure is.
We tied him up.
Sydney: Guys, tell me. What happened while me and J.D. were gone?
UA Luke Cage: (sighs) Sydney, I'm not gonna lie to you. Things back home got bad after you left.
UA Captain America: After the SRA was passed, all of us had to choose sides. Those who supported the SRA. And those who went against it. Tony chose the side that supported the SRA.
UA Iron Fist: They've locked up a few of our friends as well. Prodigy and Havok, just to name a few. And what's worse is that now, SHIELD's enlisted the help of Nanite agents.
Sydney: Who are the Nanite Agents?
UA Luke Cage: Lady Deathstrike, Green Goblin, Venom, Grim Reaper, Bullseye, Moonstone, Molten Man, Diamondback, Whirlwind, Wizard, Electro, and Jack O Lantern.
UA Iron Fist: They've also got plans to inject Equinox with Nanites as well.
Sydney: Dear God. It's worse then I thought.
Me: Oh man! This is serious!
UA Captain America: (smiles) Don't give up, Sydney. I won't stop fighting until Tony comes to his senses. Just like you and the others won't stop to help unite us against whatever it is we're gonna face soon.
Me: Just hold on for 5 more days Steve.
2012 Donnie used the Pizza Firing Tank to fire pizzas at Super Shredder, burning him.
Super Shredder: AARGH! IT BURNS!
Electrocutioner: This'll help it burn even more!
Electrocutioner used his electricity on the pizza, making it hotter.
Ed: ZAPPITY ZAP ZAP!
Eddy: Shut up Ed.
Super Shredder (smirks evilly): You know, Leonardo. I may have been the one to end Hamato Yoshi the first time. But he was there because of you. You were the one who killed him.
2012 Leo: (sighs) Which is why I didn't want him to be in this fight. But now, I'll make sure you can't kill him!
With that, 2012 Leo used his Katana to slice off Super Shredder's left arm.
2012 Leo: (smirks) What do you know? My sword's strong enough to slice off any part of you!
Me: And now to finish you for good.
Super Shredder: Poor J.D. Knudson. Too scared to kill me already!
Me: (growls) No. I just want to take my time making you suffer!
Super Shredder: (laughs sadistically) Atta boy. Give in to the darkness of your heart!
Me: On second thought!
ZOOM!
I went at him and then…
SLASH!
I slashed him in half down the middle and killed him instantly! Then his spirit appeared.
Me: You are not going to get me to give into darkness easily Saki. But there's a place for you that''s worse than that.
I drew a kanji on his head.
Me: UZUMAKI SECRET BLACK JUDGEMENT ART: BLACK GATE!
2012 Super Shredder was surrounded by those he killed and he was found guilty and destroyed forever!
Nico: Now for the grand finisher guys. WIND DRAGON OMEGA BLAST!
Rangers: FIRE!
The Wind Dragonstorm Super Ultra Megazord fired a massive energy blast and it hit the Giant Super Shredder and he exploded in a massive and incredibly fiery explosion and was destroyed for good!
Nico: YEAH! 2012 Shredder you have failed this dimension!
At long last, the 2012 Shredder was destroyed for good.
I powered down and then I fell back and Nico caught me.
Nico: Wow! You all right J.D.?
Me: Yeah. Man what a rush. (Tears up) But at last. It's over. (CRYING HARD)
Varie and Misty came and Comforted me.
2012 Leo: I want to thank you guys for helping us.
DC Enchantress: No problem, Leo.
Nico: It was our pleasure.
Mummy: (to UA Captain America) You and the Luke Cage and Iron Fist you know helped too.
UA Luke Cage: Damn straight!
Nico: That is for sure.
2012 Leo: Just keep fighting the SRA until we get there, okay?
UA Captain America: (smiles) I'll make sure to remember that.
2012 Leo bowed while UA Cap saluted back to him.
Nico: Just hold on for 5 more days and we'll be there to help you all.
UA Iron Lung: We will.
They left.
Kebero Gangan: All's well that ends well.
Nico: Not completely. Officer X is still out there.
Melter: But we'll be ready for him.
Marionette Shadow: He's not even worth killing.
Nico: He's going to jail though. (Looks at me crying) Poor J.D.
?: I will make sure that no one leaves here alive!
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting around Lincoln, Linka, TLPS Ms. Tarantula's, and Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the eight large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lucy, Lars, and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lola and Lexx Loud's and Steven Universe's legs, the eight large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the eight emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the eight large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the eight large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam, Lana, and Leif Loud's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Loud and Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Lori, TLPS Mr. Shark, Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni and Loni Loud's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Luan, TLPS Mr. Snake, and Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Laney and Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa and Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily and Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eight large white orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming.
Lincoln: There's no mistaking that voice from anywhere. You can come out now, Twisted Maid Marian.
A figure came out, and it was none other than Twisted Maid Marian, the twisted version of Maid Marian, driven by revenge born from her broken heart.
Nico: (Gasps) Oh man, is that...?!
Allie Knudson: Yeah, Nico, that's the twisted version of Maid Marian. Just like Lincoln said, she's been driven by her desire for revenge born from her broken heart when she saw her world's Robin Hood killed in front of her eyes.
Eli: To see the one who was about to say the words "I love you" struck down, that sight's enough to break their heart and send them down into darkness.
Lincoln: So, it's up to us to pull them out of the darkness and back into the light.
Emerald Goldenbraid: And that's what I'm aiming to do to help her.
Suddenly, Emerald Goldenbraid's grey eyes turned neon grey, and she was surrounded by a pink energy aura with magic and unicorns, she got out her massive Defenders of Gemina and Drake City sword, and as she approached Twisted Maid Marian, she left pink energy, magic, and unicorns with every step.
Emerald Goldenbraid: Twisted Maid Marian, what happened to you and your world's Robin Hood was tragic, but you crossed the line when you gave into a desire for revenge. But, you're not going to die here, I'm going to make sure that you finally return to the light once more!
Suddenly, Emerald Goldenbraid was surrounded by a massive vortex of pink energy with magic and unicorns surrounding the vortex, there's a unicorn running around the vortex, and in the vortex is a blonde phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Emerald Goldenbraid emerged, but she was changed forever.
Emerald Goldenbraid grew to 6'5" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she had pink highlights in the bangs of her long blonde hair, she has neon grey eyes and an pink energy aura with magic and unicorns surrounding her, she has a unicorn with the Magic Kanji above its horn emblazoned on her forehead, she has on unicorn earrings with pink gems for the eyes and the Magic Kanji in its horn and her Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with pink crystals links and gems and with a unicorn with pink gems for eyes and the Magic Kanji in its horn for the pendant, she has on a sleeveless purple blouse and sleeveless purple shirt with an pink phoenix on it, purple skirt with unicorns on them, purple pants with orange flames on it, purple ankle-high combat boots with phoenixes on it, and a long purple sleeveless trenchcoat with unicorns and magic on the coattails and on the back is a unicorn with magic surrounding it. Suddenly, Emerald Goldenbraid felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive blonde angel wings with purple tips on the large blonde feathers, sprouted out from her back, and Emerald has on her White Lantern corps ring on her left ring finger and Ring of The Phoenix ring on her right ring finger.
Suddenly, Emerald's massive Defender of Gemina and Drake City sword and her Mysticon Knight sword merged together, and were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of purple energy with magic and unicorns surrounding it. When the kaleidoscope faded, the merged swords were transformed into Gemina's Unicorn Knight Sword of Magical Justice, it's a brand-new large sword with a 6'9" massive, wide, double-edged silver blade with the symbol of the Mysticons etched on it, large unicorn heads for the crossguard, large purple gem for the hilt, longer black handle, and a large purple gem surrounded by angel wings for the pommel. Emerald Goldenbraid has on her new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with purple gems on her wrists, large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold unicorn head with purple gems for the eyes and a large pink gem in its open mouth for the belt buckle, large pink Spellbook of The Gods and The Universe and large pink Universal Spellbook of The Elemental Forces on her left hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her right hip. There's a pink kanji below the unicorn that said, "Emerald Goldenbraid, Mysticon Unicorn Knight, Sister to the 2012 Turtles and Friends, Destroyer of Necrafa, Tazma Grimm, and The Spectral Hand, Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, and Master of Unicorns, Magic, and Swords" Emerald Goldenbraid has transformed into SUPER ANGEL INFINITY MYSTICON PINK UNICORN KNIGHT ANGEL OF ANGELIC LIFE AND MAGICAL JUSTICE!
We were amazed by Emerald Goldenbraid's Super Angel Infinity transformation, but when Twisted Maid Marian saw it, she fell into a rage and tried to kill her, but Emerald fired a powerful blast of pink energy with magic and unicorns, and it hit her and sent her flying into a wall.
Nico: Oh wow, Emerald's become the next Mysticon to transform, that's awesome!
Arkayna Goodfey: Whoa, Emerald, you look amazing. How do you feel?
Emerald Goldenbraid: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Magical Unicorn and Magical Justice) I feel incredible, Arkayna, and now, I've got to put a stop to Twisted Maid Marian.
Emerald Goldenbraid went after Twisted Maid Marian, who fired arrows at her, but she dodged them and then, she fired powerful blasts of pink energy, pink magic, angels, and unicorns, and they explode with incredible power as they hit Twisted Maid Marian. Then, Twisted Maid Marian engaged in a fierce swordfight with Emerald Goldenbraid, as sparks were flying. Then, Emerald disarmed Twisted Maid Marian of her sword, and then, Emerald tied her up with purple energy rope, so she couldn't try to escape. We cheered wildly as Emerald Goldenbraid holstered her new massive sword on her back and powered down, and Emerald Goldenbraid's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, and angel wings are permanent.
Emerald Goldenbraid: Maid Marian, I know that what your world's version of King John and his cronies did to you and your world's Robin Hood was unforgivable, but we know why you did this. However, when it was born from revenge, you descended into darkness and began walking down a road from which there's no return. But, we're here to pull you out of the darkness. Lincoln, would you do the honors?
Lincoln: On it, Emerald.
Lincoln snapped his fingers, and a light shined down as the angels sang, and then, Twisted Maid Marian saw who it was that came back from the dead: her world's version of Robin Hood.
Twisted Maid Marian: No, this can't be, it's got to be a trick.
Robin Hood 2 went up to her, kneeled down to her, and he hugged her. When she heard his heart beating and felt his embrace, it was indeed all too real. Then, we saw tears coming out from her eyes, and we knew what it was: her heart was being repaired, and she was crying. Then, we saw the energy ropes disappear, and she embraced her world's Robin Hood, as she broke down and cried. Then, we saw her clothes being mended, and her missing eye was restored. Then, Robin Hood 2 then kissed her on the lips, which she returned.
Robin Hood 2: Now, I can say the words that I've wanted to say to you. Maid Marian, I love you.
Those three words finally restored her heart and soul, as she had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes.
Maid Marian 2: I love you too, Robin Hood.
They kissed yet again, and we also had tears in our eyes and smiles on our faces.
Nico: Now, their lives have finally been restored for good.
Eli: That's right, Nico.
Lincoln: What their world's King John and his cronies did was truly pure evil. When we pay a visit to that world, we're throwing them into The Neptune Prison for Traitors for good.
Nico: Yeah, what they did, they'll be thrown into a new prison where they'll stay there until the day they die.
Eli: And now, at long last, we're now rid of The Shredder for good.
Nico: What he's done can never be forgotten, but we've made sure that he's now a forgotten memory for good.
Eli: You said it.
Lincoln: He was a monster, plain and simple. And monsters like him deserve to be nothing more than a forgotten memory.
Nico: Yep.
2012 Leo: (To the viewers) Now we have officially shredded the Shredder! We're free of him forever.
Nico: Yes we are. Great job everyone! Especially to J.D. for delivering the final blow. But also Roman, Hondo, you are now given amnesty for helping us. Thank you.
Roman Torchwick: Thanks Nico.
Nico then raided the Shredder's tower and gave Roman and Hondo all of the Shredder's money and more and the Shredder was now nothing more than a forgotten memory. We all went back home after merging the 2012 TMNT World with ours and then we enjoyed the rest of the day after going back home and we went to sleep later on. I was asleep ever since we got back because I was crying so hard.
THE END
Another awesome fanfic done.
The 2012 version of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles was a really awesome and great show that had a really cool story behind it and more. It was really awesome but what the Shredder of this version did was absolutely unforgivable and as you saw I swore that I would make that monster pay. And I did. The show aired from September 28, 2012 – November 12, 2017 and it was awesome. The first part was for the 1996 movie Peter Benchley's The Beast and that was a scary and awesome movie. That squid in that movie was MASSIVE! It's hard to imagine that a Giant Squid like that can cause a massive number of problems. It aired on TV and was a 2 part movie. The second part was for the 1991 movie Backdraft and that was an awesome and blazing hot movie. NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Etstheclarencefan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Nico's next rescue is gonna be in the 1998 movie John Carpenter's Vampires and Nico, Eli and Yumi Ishiyama are going after the evil vampire Valek and we're going to also kill his minions too. And we're also going to meet a Vampire Bat Gene-Slammer named Sylvia Exetor and she is a goth girl from Nico's Poetry and Chess Classes and this will be awesome. Also Lincoln's rescue is gonna be in the Saturn Insane Asylum and we're going to stop a brutal fight with all the patients and the guards from kicking the crap out of each other brutally. Also I won't be with the group because I'll be sad. Also the group will meet a Hurricail Gene-Slammer named Olivia Echmeneff and she has a terrible revelation about Mr. Burns and it is far worse than anything that Joe Quimby did. The next chapter is gonna be in the world of the Animated Buzz Lightyear series and get ready for an out of this world adventure as we help Buzz Lightyear's animated counterpart with taking down the evil Robot Vampire No and Emperor Zurg is gonna help us in an unlikely alliance.
See you all tomorrow.
